Episode 786 | "The Hoodie Store"

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I don't want no sauces.

I keep trying to massage me.

Yo, men are just stupid.

If you got an aching pain in your neck and your man is right there, you ain't going to ask him to get it out.

No, no.

I'll die with a picture.

I'll ache on the ground.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'd rather.

I got it.

I'll fight through that.

What are you doing?

You doing hot and bothered shit?

Another real day.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

You look at it.

What your phone doing hot and bothered shit when it's...

Why are you looking at my phone?

Oh, that's a privacy violation.

That was the same question I was asking myself.

Why am I looking looking at your phone when you were at work?

I shouldn't see a phone.

That's a good comeback.

I shouldn't see a phone.

You got that.

I was looking for

stories.

On hottenbarther.com.

No, not on hotbar.com.

No, just going through my pictures because I saved shit.

Okay.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Try again.

Back to no, you're not.

Never.

Are you bringing smoke my way?

Because our off-air health

coming?

No, of course not.

No, no, no, no.

No,

She's

smoke coming.

All right, I'm chilling.

What happened?

Now, what happened?

Ish?

You sitting here talking about you won't let your man rub on you if you're in pain.

No.

Rub on you.

Oh, God.

What's a massage?

What's a massage?

It's a rub.

Rubbing is a part of it.

Right before this shit started, you said, I need an Asian man to rub on my neck.

I did not say that.

I did not say anything about it.

What is the difference?

The difference is you lying.

You didn't say that for real?

No, I didn't, nigga.

Oh, I thought you did.

I bet you did.

That's the only reason I offer it.

I'm like, all right, if you got to go to the Asian.

Your hands ain't little anyway.

Yeah.

And you ain't no Tai Chi or something.

But he got that thumb.

The catcher's mint.

He got the mask.

That shit might cover your whole neck.

I think y'all just

disrespecting me.

That's one for you.

We'll start your account back.

That's one for both of you.

It's fine.

Oh, man.

Who's done Christmas shopping?

A little bit.

I'm not done yet.

I got more shit to get.

Yeah, same.

you know who you talking to dog i'll be outside on monday

tuesday all day christmas eve all day monday i just bought my tree last night trying to make it happen you still bought it

i i skipped it i said

last night says too late y'all put it up yeah put it up i let the kids put their ornaments and on it and as soon as they went to sleep we fixed it yeah y'all redid them quick i'm about to say because the kids will come fuck your tree up no my daughter was kind of good at it i ain't gonna hold you she was and she too

she was putting them shits in some nice spots.

I was like, all right, cool.

You got it.

Now, we did this shit.

Everybody had their own color balls and one just went right here.

I'm like, no, bro, you spread them out.

It's seven blues.

Show the sleep.

Go to sleep.

You got it.

Go to sleep.

Which color balls you had?

It's a good question.

Blue.

I didn't.

No, the kids did the blue.

Oh, so you didn't do it?

We just sat back and watched them.

Not mister and my daughter could put makeup on my face, not doing colored balls with the kids.

Let the kids pick their balls.

You wouldn't let your daughter put makeup on your face?

If you had a daughter?

Well, I don't make daughters.

Oh, wow.

I said, if you have a daughter.

But here we go.

Let it go, if.

Make daughters.

There's no daughters in me.

Is this?

You shot two for two.

Is this like toxic masculinity?

Like right now?

Like, okay.

Wait, how?

I don't make daughters.

Like, it's an error

that happens that shoots out your fucking dick.

Whoops.

Made a girl.

That's a go in there.

Who the hell said that?

You inferred it.

I said.

She on your ass today, by the way.

I know, but all I said was a fact.

Both times at the plate,

I shot out a boy.

Okay.

In my family,

if there's 75 cousins, three of them are girls.

Okay.

It's fine.

Maybe four if we count Gina, but we don't want to count Gina.

I'm just saying, there's a lot of guys in my family.

I'm not trying to say that it's bad to have a girl.

I'm talking to girl girl dad.

Fuck you up.

Aaron, I was trying to imply something else since you in men's business.

Okay, well, but they say that the guys that have daughters.

Here you go.

I heard it.

Yeah, you know what it is.

Don't make me.

I don't know.

Oh, you missed the no.

You're the mascot of it.

But if I don't have you look it up, it's you.

No, I'm saying, yes, it is.

You out your mouth.

They say that the guys that have daughters have them because of how they have treated women in their life.

So it holds up a mirror.

Nobody's.

no men

walking around in a 360 mirror.

Fuck what you talking about though.

Who?

You digger?

No, you the mascot.

No, I'm good.

I'm fly with all mine.

And some of mine.

I'm still liking a way.

I talk to you, man.

I got to throw something with you.

God damn.

It's tough to fucking beat that ish to the spot.

Yeah, right.

Oh, shit.

11 minutes.

My whole shit.

11 minutes in.

He right there.

That's that ish.

I'm like, yo, nigga, move.

I know you ain't.

You ain't even call me this week.

You liking something.

Move.

Yo, you.

I know you ain't.

Get out the way.

Yeah, look at the TV, nigga.

Fuck wrong with that.

Look at that TV officially.

Yo, that's that is officially him.

And you.

That's that ish.

My whole explore page is Joe Button.

Everybody.

Like my wives.

Like all the shows.

No.

No, all the shows.

It's some shows.

It's some shows.

A whole bunch of shows.

All the shit that I like.

Yes.

What's all the shit I like?

You know what you be like?

Big Titty White Bitch.

AI caught me slipping the other door.

white bitch here come my girl hated again

I ain't even I didn't even know she was AI I didn't even know she was AI here come my girl hating

a story I hit the little link tree on the AI too.

Let me tell you how sick I am

$20 on the yama come on now.

This is me you talk about

I hit the little link tree on the AI girl.

How much was her opening?

Big titty white bitch.

She had OnlyFans.

She had a fan view and Patreon.

The AI.

I hit the fan view.

I ain't really like what was going on over there.

Then I hit the Patreon, gave her a little quick 20, a little friend of the show.

Gay little AI bitch, a little $20 friend of the show.

Then I went down, seeing the rest of the tears.

Seeing it was like a $300 tear.

I was like, oh, she got to be giving.

What's going on over there?

Hold up now.

I said, oh, no.

This freaky white girl is giving it.

I got to give a $300.

Yo.

Gave a little freaky white girl 300 okay so i was telling my girl this how was the customer i was telling my girl this no no it was just some it was just more pics

just more ai pics

so i told my girl this just having a having a time

and she said

this girl is ai you don't see her hands the hands i told you about the hands ai don't know how to do the hands

her hands is cut out of every picture you so stupid dono hands you know my next move

this beat.

Charge back.

Charge back.

See, I'm not going to do that.

Go ahead and give homeboy.

That's a dude.

That's a dude.

Yeah, he gets the shit off for the holidays, man.

And then I was like, damn, Steve might be ahead of the game.

I might need to come up with some AI shit and just put it on shit.

If they got 300 out of me, shit.

Anyway.

Yeah, yeah.

I got about seven guy in realtors off you.

That's my bag.

My bags.

I got that from Corey.

Yeah, right.

That's my little bag.

Yeah.

Pretty skinned chicks.

And

beautiful skin.

Yeah, the pretty skin.

You don't see one blemish.

That shit look like

charcoal, beautiful.

Oh, yeah.

And the Africans with the wagons.

That's what I'm talking about.

And the skin.

It's a combo.

Yeah, no, no.

Yeah, I told you you said them to me.

Dudes don't get enough credit for being faithful today.

Like, how I win money in my fantasy football league, but not for being faithful.

Like, there's really no

supposed to pay you for your drafts.

What the fuck are you talking about?

What?

It should be an incentive, though.

They just don't recognize the discipline it takes to come.

It's so

low.

It's like a layup line.

It's a tomahawk line.

Yeah, nah, it's like a three-man weave out here.

What?

To dunk on

going out here.

It's so tough to go in the gym with all your warm-ups on

and just

and you be getting in and there

you know you want you know you

it's tough like nah sweetie keep your hands in your pockets

the ball just keep rolling your way too oh my don't want to shoot

man kicking the ball away

no no no yeah no it's tough it's tough

with your warm-up swords a nutcase i started my christmas shopping i have high level anxiety so

I wasn't around them white people for long.

There's too many of them.

Too many.

They're deep out there.

They're too pleasant for me.

And it's a nigga out there.

Same nigga on fifth half selling mixtape, screaming my name from across Van Cleave.

Nigga, shut up.

Damn, the mixtape guys are on fifth now?

Yeah, man.

Come and take a walk with me.

Dudes that's going to force you.

You're either going to buy the tape or get jumped.

Yeah.

No, dude.

They don't take no for an answer.

Actually,

I got you something nice.

It's not here yet.

It's not here yet.

That's for the rest of you.

I got y'all a little something, man.

And Christmas bonuses for you niggas that bit late whole fucking girl.

This guy's a monster, y'all.

Say it, Joe over here.

Give me the fucking suggestion box again.

Oh, shit.

What color you that?

Pink?

I don't know.

What is your color?

Yeah, exactly.

Just give me any fucking color.

I got one more thing to put in that goddamn suggestion box.

One more fucking thing.

Yo, your shit been expensive?

Yes.

It's been an expensive Christmas free?

Yes.

Yes, it has.

Mel, you.

Uh-huh.

Whoa.

Whoa.

You want the suggestion box?

Look at your shit.

Damn, you never got a gift before.

Your old cheekbones almost went to the moon.

Oh, that's fucked up.

Wait, when she wrote.

She went to write to the moon.

Positive things.

Yeah.

Affirmations.

I'm going to bust that bad boy open now.

Let's see what's up in there.

It's been a while.

Santa Joe.

Been a little minute.

Been a minute.

That little ribbon is clean.

It's beautiful.

It's a nice little ribbon.

She fought back the smile.

Damn, son.

Yo, itches are bull.

Oh, man.

Look at Big Man.

How appreciative we are of your presence

and your entire being celebrating women.

We celebrating women up in this piece.

Fuckers they talking about.

Wow.

Gabby.

Gabby.

Now you could join your friends.

Shut up,

okay.

Gabby, you fit right on in now.

Wow.

Thank you.

This is

wonderful.

You hear?

You her.

Damn.

buddy.

We know what that is.

We know what that is.

Yeah.

Come on, man.

I think I know what this is.

I think I have an idea.

I know what it is.

I think I got an idea.

We know what that is.

Some Ray-Bands in the box.

I know what it is.

Fuck that talk.

Some Ray-Bands in the box.

I hope it is.

A little light word.

Idiot, yo.

Come on.

He got to do it cool.

Look at him.

Yeah, yeah.

He's trying not to smile.

Why are you so heaving?

I wanted to rip the shit, my nigga.

This shit was bad.

Fam, I ain't male.

Okay.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Gotta make sure that y'all mean on me, though.

Oh, those are sexy.

Gotta make sure that y'all mean on me.

I got a little on.

Nah, that's your only little face.

Oh, that is.

Nah, nah, that's your face.

Let me see the mirror app on your joint.

Ooh, those are nice.

The mirror app?

You mean the camera?

Oh, yeah, I could do that.

Yeah, you're full.

You hold this box, though.

Yeah, I am.

The camera spin it around.

Oh, yeah, he's outside tonight.

Look what Julie got me for Christmas.

She's reeling already.

Words.

That's hate.

Ooh, what is happening over there?

No, I'm trying to get rid of

my little stressed ball spot.

Hold up, though.

Thank you, kind sir.

That's it.

Stop playing with big parks, man.

I see some Yamani in there.

Some Sherlin?

Some Sherlin?

We got what we got?

He tried that out.

You know what I mean?

Little shirt shirt.

Oh, and you got DeMorn.

Yo, y'all playing that.

Y'all playing that.

You've been saying that.

Y'all saying that.

He knew.

Look at his boots.

He knew.

And you home with your sweat on.

You don't do that.

Oh, look at him, no.

Look at him, no.

In the heat.

Yo, you're a fool, yo.

Very, very partial.

Thank you, sir.

Very parsley.

Absolutely.

Wow, this guy's an idiot.

Anything for you?

Y'all the best.

I'm a pie with this on.

Y'all did such an amazing job while it's gone.

Out the front, it's gonna be hot.

Yeah, I forgot about that.

I'm like, I got this damn hoodie on.

It's hot.

Yeah, I got you flipping Imani something nice coming.

Okay.

Don't y'all worry.

No problem, no problem.

I wanted to break it up.

Break it up.

Nothing.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.

I had to get right since last part.

The camera angles is different.

Camera was all in my face.

Highlighting my freckles and boogers.

had to break the shades out.

Salutations.

So happy to be here with y'all today.

Shout out to the first and last time listeners out there.

Always for the ladies, always for the ladies.

Shout out to the musicians and the DJs and those that make the world go round out there.

Yes, sir.

Y'all, cause what's good?

Oh, New York City, what's good?

Big Jersey.

I'll see you before.

Mike check, mic check, one, two, one, two.

Queens, get the money, Brooklyn.

What's good?

Gav, what up, good city?

Just know that in the hood, they gonna bump this

Carolina's what up, boy, what up?

Everybody's traveling right now.

you know what?

We gotta get it now.

They about to up the price to like 30 grand a night.

They just open.

Them ships that look like spaceships.

Villas, they like made of metal sitting on the water in Saudi Arabia.

Star Trek.

Like Star Trek.

Just know that in the hood, they gonna pump it up.

Yeah, I mean, we in Costa Rica next week.

We're getting the fuck out of here.

A little bit of snow and shot shots in the snow.

And now I'm like to reminisce.

Microphone check, microphone check.

First and foremost, we want to thank our higher power for waking us up with breath in our lungs this morning.

All praise due to him.

You know what I mean?

Without him, none of this is possible.

For her.

For her.

Nah, it's the him.

Nah, I'm just fucking with her.

Because I do believe it's her.

No, fuck that.

I do believe it's her.

I think it's a man.

You think God's a man?

Yes.

Why?

Because of all the shit we have to go through, no woman would do this to us.

Repeat that, please, for me.

What did she say?

I said, no woman would do this to us.

Have you ever seen a speculum before?

A who know?

A speculum.

What's that?

That's the shit right here, right?

No, no, no.

No, the speculum is what you're saying.

That's the shit you flip pancakes.

I know mad people, that's autistic.

On the speculum.

On the speculum.

Let's just leave it right there.

We're just going to leave it right there to the speculum.

What's the speculum?

A speculum is what you insert into a woman in order to do a Pap smear where they crank that shit up.

It looks like...

That's a little opener shit.

Yeah, it's a little opener.

So, yeah.

You ever seen a catheter?

Yes, I have.

And did you know that women have to get catheters?

Yeah, they don't feel like I was.

Not the same.

You ever had the man flu?

Not quite.

The man flu?

Yeah, yeah.

What is the man flu?

It's the worst shit out there, bro.

It ain't worse than that catheter.

I'm just saying, women always talk about their pain levels and stuff and what they went through.

They've never experienced the man flu.

I don't know what the man flu is.

Do you know what the man flu is?

Yes.

Please educate me.

I'm not the flu that men get.

How does it differ from the regular flu that humans get?

It ain't always

not men.

It don't nag you.

Oh, shit.

You know what I'm saying she's just cool it's just a cool flu she's bother you

she leave you alone in the bed you know what i mean it's cool oh yeah all right fair enough you get a dick let them put that catheter in there the size of a straw i don't i almost broke that nurse hand off the club

what you crazy

it were

you had that shit before

yes oh i jersey city medical center a jersey city catheter sounds extra yeah that's how well i was in nork so I don't know.

Newark's one of y'all sounds bad.

That's UMD.

What?

No, medical center in Jersey City was like a thing.

I told them niggas go get a baby one.

We got the baby meat.

Yo, yeah, get that one.

It's like your eyes are going to come out.

My shit, like, no, it ain't.

My shit's fall.

Word up.

What?

Son, that shit is almost.

What?

I hope I never have to.

I'm hoping for you, my brother.

I'm not bullshit.

That shit is different.

Men.

Yo, you really not going to sue the city?

Sue them niggas.

I'm trying to.

Should.

Mark got to help me out.

I'm suing the landlord.

You can't sue the landlord?

Somebody.

No, you could sue the city.

And the landlord.

That should be the landlord, though.

What are you talking about?

Both.

Them doors was wide.

My nigga, I'm doing the city.

He was like Cassie, nigga.

Everybody in my shit.

Dog, he was just joining us.

And we are going to introduce him.

I'm talking about what Parks fell.

When Parks fell the other day.

If he would have gone over the first door, he goes down the steps, B.

Yeah.

I'm suing Eric Adams.

What happens over there?

Every the door?

Crazy.

I'm assuming that the Eric Adams, the Adams family.

You were.

No bullshit.

Stephen Adams, all the niggas.

Yes.

Exactly.

I'm Stephen A.

Smith.

Crazy, yo.

Everybody got to get it.

What episode is this?

786.

Welcome to episode 786 of the Joe Button podcast.

Brought to you by a few, by Power Buy, Prize, Pigs, Prize, FitzGang.

I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, highly favored host, Joe Budden, here with a few really amazing people to my left.

Y'all know the vibes.

Miss Hotten bothered herself.

Queen M4, Melissa Ford in the building.

Big Parks is here.

Ice is here.

King Wawa himself, Ish is here.

And Brother Flip is here with us in spirit.

Last but certainly not least, each and every one of you guys out there are here.

How's everybody doing, man?

What's poppin'?

What's poppin'?

What's poppin'?

I'm good.

I'm good, man.

I'm glad to be back, man.

I missed that.

I couldn't be here with y'all.

Last pod.

Sciatica fucked me up bad.

Doctor gave me that shot.

I'm back.

You get the shit the football players get?

Yes.

Or his own shot.

Yes.

No, he said it wasn't.

No, it's a steroid.

Oh, it's.

Steroid shot.

Yo, it'd stay on a man's health.

Sorry.

I don't know.

Okay, all right.

I don't know what we go through.

Sciatica was acting bad.

Shit had me fucked up.

What is that?

It's like a pinched nerve?

Your sciatica nerve is the longest nerve.

It runs like your spine all the way down your leg.

So if it gets pinched in any way, it can it'll fuck you up.

So my shit was my back, my hip.

All the way down to your.

You gotta get one of them shits like Batman has, the inverted table.

Nah, they told me just, it's a stretching thing.

You got to stretch, work out.

That's me and ML.

I'm actually going to Pilates.

Yeah, I'm going to Pilates, bro.

Okay.

Please record this.

Oh, no.

You know that

I've been trying to collectively get you all to do a Pilates class where I could teach it.

You could.

I could teach it.

And that I think would be amazing.

And I would, I promise I would go easy on you guys.

I would not

know.

she had me try to do some bullshit a minute ago i literally had him try to touch his toes

to see us in pain bro i'm still in pain that's i don't want you to be in pain that's the thing i don't want you to be in pain i want you to rediscover flexibility and mobility no you got a men in pain kink you do

you got a men in pain you want us to be uncomfortable

every physical challenge we've done up here you be sitting

get on the scale get on the scale why don't you get on the scale it get on on the scale all of that.

All the PMS thing.

Yeah, all of that.

The bell.

She took pleasure in that.

She loved that shit.

She wanted to crank that shit up.

I was literally just

a conduit for, you know, the audience who wanted to live vicariously through me.

I see.

I hear you.

Yeah.

I hear you.

You are a girl, though.

All right.

What is important, unimportant?

What's happening in the universe that we need to care about?

Did any of it?

I don't know if y'all covered it.

Did y'all cover the cold show?

No.

no no really i wanted to go i didn't see it okay i i signed up for the uh inevitable just because they live streamed it if you were one of the members uh missed it so i signed up just for that and that show was amazing it was free

was well just the ten dollars yeah

oh and the first thing i thought about was how many other did this yeah no i'm telling you when they put the tickets up for sale they showed how many people were in queue and the only way to get the link was to be signed up for the inevitable.

And it was 150,000 people or some shit in the queue

for the tickets to buy the tickets to the show.

So imagine the people that didn't even want to go to the show.

I gave the AI girl my J.

Cole money.

J.

Cole could have got that 300.

What?

And then he did the Dollar in the Dream.

They gave out

Dollar in the Dream is something Cole used to do where he would just announce a show nine o'clock in the morning.

Y'all will be here tonight.

Everybody show up with a dollar.

You get a ticket for the show later on tonight.

So they did that at Irving Plaza, 10 a.m.

The line went around

all four corners of Irvin Plaza, then across the street, and then all the way up the avenue.

Wow.

And nobody got robbed.

No, I ain't seen nobody got robbed.

Jacob's a peaceful brother.

Yeah, that ain't the place for that to happen.

But the show itself was

amazing.

He had to open the DJ, you know, warm the crowd up, but he came out, he went through the whole album, mixtape cuts, feature cuts, didn't bring anybody out, just smoked it himself.

How long?

What's the show?

Uh, he went on at 9:30, and I think he got off stage at like 11.

Oh, damn, that ain't bad.

He's bounced back toward, he's crushing the end of his kids and shit.

Yeah, the whole podcast thing, the re-releasing the albums, the bonus tracks.

Just put the deluxe out on uh DSPs today.

Yeah, he's

anything you have bad to say about that beef shit, he's showing why.

Let me do this my way.

Yeah.

And it's working.

It is.

Salute, man.

Changed that conversation about him completely.

Yeah.

Niggas just kept, they just forgot him, like, kept him out of that shit now.

I see why.

I think everybody sees why he stood out, right?

Yes.

Yeah, absolutely.

In hindsight, it makes all the sense in the world.

I mean, just people wanted him to be

messy and a competitor in that.

Like, they wanted you to start mud slinging and all that bullshit.

And he's like, nah, I'm cool.

I just want to rap.

If y'all going to go personals, I don't want to do that.

We know you like mud pods, my nigga.

We know.

But wade, that's not true.

It's not, and I do.

Let me recognize that.

I do.

But it's not.

Yes, people wanted to see that.

Also, he told us he was with that shit.

He didn't tell us he was with that.

He said, I'm with rap battling.

Got you.

And if y'all are going there, I'm not with that.

Let me get away because that's not what I'm on.

I want to rap.

If we're going to rap, let's rap.

Then you're not really with it.

I understand.

I comprehend the point.

But.

So you don't think it could be rap competition without a game?

Like,

I'm with all the hand-to-hand combat in the world, with anybody in the world.

The second that somebody want to exceed that point, I'm stepping out of it.

I also know that this.

Could lead to that.

Bar me.

Kind of could get to that, maybe.

So yes, I respect his opinion.

I don't want to participate participate in that shit show that y'all are doing but unfortunately sometimes the sheer competitiveness of mcs can lead to that or much worse shit and it was death back in the day it's probably still it's death

is in that today so i mean i get the point and i agree with his decision making in hindsight

and i'm cool with well to him I'm cool with y'all.

So I don't have the hatred there to take it there with y'all.

Now, that's not to say maybe it's somebody out there that he really don't like.

That if it got there, I'm willing to go there with you.

But

I don't want to do this with you.

And I think somebody spoke to him and said, yo, this shit about to get ugly.

You might want to.

Yeah, but move out the way and stop making it look like you're picking a side.

Because it looked like you're picking a side.

And I'm about to start taking it like that.

I think somebody may have had that talk with him, worded differently.

I don't know, but boy, what a way to clean the year.

What a way to close the year, especially when all other rappers are obsolete.

Music seems, it does seem a little obsolete for me, anyway.

Hip-hop,

well, yeah, everything.

And I'm not just saying hip-hop because I think of some of my favorite RB acts that are

just shit.

We were having a Melly talk not too long ago.

Fucking Danny Lay, just some of the people that were granted a shot,

like an opportunity, or that got on during the boom of 2017, 18, 19, 20.

Now it's like, what do I do?

It's different, man.

COVID came and changed a lot of shit.

A lot of people spent money, invested money, and now that all that dried up, ain't nobody trying to spend no money.

Or they need to be.

We in the red.

Or they ain't get their money back?

Yeah, we in the red.

No, I'm not spending no money no more.

Now you got to go out and do it yourself.

So now you got to spend your own money.

to get yourself a certain way and everybody ain't got it to do it.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's true.

I feel like they've changed like some of the algorithms and some behind-the-scenes shit.

I feel like it's changed.

As someone who releases music, something back there changed.

I don't know what.

I have no evidence of it.

It just feels different.

That's the best way to go.

It feels different.

Yeah.

It does feel different.

So I can see why a lot of people would be a little quieter musically because if they're fucking with shit back there, we got to adjust.

And people trying to figure out their way out of this shit.

That's what I see.

I see.

There's a lot of people trying to get off that hamster wheel of the music industry.

I agree.

And it's like, yo, we're not releasing shit until we can get this figured out.

Everything else go wait.

Go get my old shit.

That's exactly what they're going to do.

I'm laughing.

I'm laughing because I seen an interview somewhere with

Three Stacks, and he was the person he was talking to, he was telling them how his label didn't want to count the flute album toward the shit.

Because they got some wording in the contract that says the next album has to be 90%

like the last album.

Am I on ring for some reason?

Like a loser?

Yeah, that's crazy.

Oh my gosh.

That's nasty.

I ain't going to hold you.

Listen,

all things considered with the sleepwalker thing.

I got alarms, motion sensors, buzzers,

ankle bracelets, vibrations,

ankle weights, listen, anything, but

put that shit on.

Ankle weights.

You got to get that shit that they put on the dogs.

The physical collar shit.

It works.

As soon as you walk outside, that shit smacks out.

All right, I'm off.

Yo, that's funny, son.

What was I saying just now?

Andre 3000.

He was looking at the Andre 3000.

Oh, yeah.

90% has to be album has to be 90% like last album.

And he was like, he said he tried to fight it at first, but then he was like, the game is the game, but they just got all types of tricks in there.

I was like,

no, we don't.

I know you're right.

They ain't publishing companies.

Hey, 3K.

Let me write on that one.

Buddy, you're my man and all that.

You're one of the best to ever do this shit.

But some shit you can't do.

Like, artists are crazy.

I'm not mad at the try.

Trying to get that shit off.

I'm mad at the try if I'm the label that's waiting for my top-selling diamond artist to hand in an album so the rest of these niggas could eat.

I'm saying

and you hear me in an album full of flukes

and then walk in the corner office and say, hey, I'm done.

I'm done.

But nigga, please.

How did that album do, though?

I mean, it's like Grammy nominated and shit.

I don't know how sales-wise it did, but I'm sure it's good for a flute album.

It probably looks like it's a good one.

I told y'all I had the most poppiness, flutest album in the game.

That girl listened to it, and I was like, I actually like this shit on some massage.

We all didn't.

I listened to it.

We all did.

But it ain't 100%.

It ain't fit your side.

I don't hear it as

I don't hear it as an 100,000 album.

Not at all.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, not at all.

But again, everybody's trying to figure their ways off of that hamster wheel.

So, yo, let me give him an album of a flute and see if it worked.

What if it did work?

I'd have gave four.

He had four more of them in a tuck.

That's all the flute worked.

It couldn't have been a terribly expensive album.

No, no, no.

I'm talking about what if it worked towards expensive

bathroom.

Exactly.

Traffic made that album.

It was in the car.

I don't care what it costs you to make.

It probably did make the money.

That's what I'm saying.

No, no, because this ain't ours.

It ain't bombs over Baghdad.

No, no, no, no,

it didn't make much detail.

It ain't cost them no money.

That's what what I'm saying.

So it made them money.

No, it didn't.

Because we're not claiming that shit.

Whatever it did, go buy yourself something nice, the Macy's.

Go buy a Mickey Niggy.

Go ahead to Macy's, get yourself something.

Yeah, Macy's.

That's Macy's money.

It's a Macy's soundtrack, so it makes sense.

Hey, hey, call me back when, hey, y'all, and all that shit is done.

This is why labels have ARs to send with your dumbass.

You new kids have escaped it building shit in your room, but they sent A ⁇ Rs with y'all to make sure that the creatives didn't get too damn creative in there.

Go in there and do the ad lib that we like, nigga.

Come on.

They don't even have that.

I ain't on that no more.

No, no, no.

Kevin Lowell's face now.

Yeah, I want my first single, man, to just be like something just.

Explaining my mood and therapy and my cowbell.

And my story and just showing substance and being deep.

Go deep.

Pump my hits.

Focus.

Look, I need you to focus, man.

If you pump it up, you're on fire.

It won't be on this label.

And you can do that on album five when we're far away from you.

For now, you better get these asses moving.

Speaking of getting asses moving, pause, if applicable.

Another dark sign in the music business for me.

That Uzi I Wanna Rock song went away too fast for it to be what they made it be.

That shit be at sporting events.

Yeah, they still play it in like commercials and sporting events and shit like that.

Nah.

I ain't heard it, and I watch commercials and sporting events.

I seen me 900 times just yesterday.

That's true.

I'm watching it song.

That's new, though.

No, it ain't.

That song though.

I'm saying your shit is new.

Well, which one?

I shot a couple.

They are fairly new.

What you be saying when my commercial come on, though?

Nothing?

Nothing.

The fuck I posted some.

I clap.

Hey, yo, don't start your shit.

All right.

Hey, Mel, don't start.

And wait, wait, wait.

It's too movie for you to come in with that bullshit.

You got the bag.

Yo, you went home.

You just be like.

Hercules, Percolise.

Oh, man.

Oh, shit.

What else?

What else?

What else?

What else is there?

Anything in music?

Do we get the scissor yet?

No.

We got a video with what's her man's name?

Ben Stiller?

Driving a car.

Excuse me.

Mouthing her lyrics.

Ben Stiller.

Ben Stiller.

That's fire.

It was kind of funny, yeah.

That's fire.

Fact, you know, he's mad, silly.

And then she was butt-ass, but an alien in the woods with the fireflies.

Butt ass as well.

Rolling in the grass.

Butt ass.

Well, she, you know, they had a little makeup on the lips.

Of course you're Googling that right now.

I mean, it's worth the war.

Well, you gotta say, if you find it, it's towards that.

It's relevant to the conversation.

Yeah, of course.

No, it is.

Aliens, drones.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

Or they put a drone ban over New Jersey.

It must have started this morning because I seen one last night.

Yeah.

That's the first one I saw.

Wow.

Like, I haven't seen any.

Last night was the first one I saw.

Oh, wow.

It's conduct.

Over by you?

Nah, this shit was far, too.

Oh, wow.

It's like an hour away from my crib.

That shit was far.

I ain't going to lie.

You was an hour away from your crib.

What you was doing?

At night?

Picking up hoodies.

Mailbox that buddy.

How does he still get this shit off the house?

Yo, man.

He is the man.

Yo, the hoodie plays closed around midnight.

I'm rushing.

I'm rushing over there, baby.

Stuck it.

Yo, he is the man.

Yeah, they got a drone band over New Jersey.

Yeah, they must have.

Again, they got motherfuckers going up there looking at them drones they got up there.

No, they said one fell out in Clinton.

Oh, and they said they called the cops.

They erased the shit.

Like mad quick.

They said all the Alphabet Bad Boys, all that shit came out there and got that shit about it.

Oh, shit.

Hella quick.

I'm like, really?

Wait a second.

I know I'm ignorant.

Who's the Alphabet Boys?

All the letters.

Nigga, FBI, CEA, ATF, CIA.

Just the letters.

Okay.

F-A-A.

All the cheese.

Okay.

NBA.

I'm rolling with y'all.

I've heard a different something in my life, I think, with that.

But the alphabet boys?

LGBTQ.

That's like a slur.

No,

that was Chappelle's premix.

Yeah, the alphabet boys was way around long.

IRS.

Any of them three-letter governmental governments.

Go on, just be clear.

And mushroom, no problems.

There's a bunch of trans people outdoors.

Control dropped.

Wait, what?

Y'all

drone.

Take me with you.

Let me see your feet.

Y'all need a lot of drone.

Got it.

A lot of.

Got it.

I do laugh at that drone and shit, though, just randomly throughout the day.

Shit.

Humans so stupid.

If those are aliens, and I'm not doing this temporal shit with y'all, I don't think they're aliens.

I'm temporal upstairs.

We can big hats.

But if they were aliens.

Wait, do y'all believe the aliens to be wiser than us?

Yes.

Yes.

Okay.

Got it.

Absolutely.

I don't know why people think that humans is working on plans to get to Mars, but the aliens is just circling New Jersey.

We're bored as hell.

Yeah, we got to fix Patterson before we can go somewhere else.

Yeah, I think that's dumbass dead.

Aliens are some weird thinking of alien shit, playing alien monopoly with like other unknown planets and shit like that playing with New Jersey and I agree and America might be Baltic.

I think

I think that

America's Baltic

just thinking of aliens as like a human creature is mad ignorant.

Yes.

Like others came down here to do some shit.

We probably can't see these boys.

They might be here.

That's what I said.

Yeah.

I said it before.

We don't know what they body made of.

We don't understand dogs yet.

Word, word.

Dolphins.

It's a mad dog.

He's saying he miss you.

No, he's not.

He's hungry.

Fucking hungry.

Oh, man, yo.

I seen some white person the other day.

Fucking, he was bringing a dog in the hotel,

dragging him by the fucking leash.

Choking the shit out of the dog.

I'm like, you think that you're doing something?

You think that you like loving this guy?

He's screaming for help.

I'm too much of a dog lover.

Look at the shit like that.

What else is there?

So there's no scissor project.

Not yet.

She said that it was going to drop at 8 a.m.

I don't know if that meant Eastern Standard Time, Pacific Standard Time, Australian Standard Time.

How about so?

We passed all of that.

And this is supposed to be a full RB project.

I think it's a

Deluxe, but it's like a

new, it's a new album, Deluxe.

Yeah.

Which tells me it should be, it shouldn't, this isn't going to be.

four or five records.

I'm expecting a full-length project.

I've seen Summer Walker with Carisha.

I like seeing Summer Walker out because that mean that it's music coming.

Well, she got the show, too, the radio show.

What radio show?

It's Adams out of Apple.

Summer Duds?

Yeah.

When did that launch?

Maybe it was while you were going, I guess.

A couple weeks ago.

That's more good news.

Yeah.

That's another sign that music is done.

And only the toxic bitches play that sped up heart of a woman shit on all of their shit.

Let you know exactly who to target or stay away from if you're faithful.

That's all you are.

Sometimes the music.

Only thing that's saving you.

Hey, we're sending some eyes over there.

Yeah,

someone has her show.

It's called Over It Radio on Apple.

She got two episodes so far.

First one was Sexy Red, and this one is Carisha.

Yeah, after Summer and says, I'm kind of.

I ain't gonna say a word.

No, please don't.

No,

we paid the time.

Over it radio.

Your first episode was Sexy Red.

Your second episode is Carisha.

No?

Yeah.

I'm not really seeing a correlation.

What you got?

Explain.

Other than that's toxic radio.

Oh, it is Toxic Radio.

Oh, yeah.

Summer Walker.

That's Summer Walker.

I know.

But I'm saying, you name it shit.

Well, Over It.

Didn't she have a song?

Yeah.

I thought that was the name of the song.

Her album was over.

No, her album was over it.

And now it's finally over it, which is Cap.

Yeah, we know.

All right, I'm back over it.

When are they finally over it?

When they find something new.

Well, you can.

Yeah, you're right.

Yeah, I don't believe that Summer Walker is finally over it.

Well, unless you're talking about Larry.

I do believe that he's probably not still fucking

in pain over him.

That's fucked up.

Anyway, I can't wait till I get this new music from Summer and Sizza.

And anybody else who wants to participate in this music.

Literally anybody.

Anybody out there that's got it.

I'm listening to demos.

It was a good year, though.

I can't afford it.

It was a a lot of good music that came out this year.

It's weird that we're not getting any type of blockbuster shit.

Well, I guess it's if it happens,

but

usually Christmas time is like you get somebody.

That fourth quarter, you get the heavy hitters.

Yeah.

We got Kendrick.

That's true.

We got Kendrick.

We got all the TDE.

But I'm saying fourth quarter.

Oh, fourth quarter.

Okay.

We did get Kendrick.

Yeah, it's still fourth quarter.

We might.

Do you want to count Cole?

Not really.

It's an old project.

I mean, it's New Souls.

New Saul.

It's an old project.

I throw his release date in

February.

You don't have a release date.

I mean, he said it's coming out around February,

the album.

That may be true.

I don't know.

They did say at the show, he said,

because the Dreamville Festival coming up is the final one.

That's the last one.

He said, I'll see y'all at Dreamville, and hopefully I'll have some new music to perform by then.

Like, as a teaser to the festival.

He's definitely got new music.

Of course.

Before Dreamville.

So everybody's anticipating the album at least before then.

And that's April.

So it might track.

Which means it's probably, well, it's different.

I was going to say it's probably close to done at this point.

But

in this day and age in the music business, they'd be doing shit at the last second.

So they go back after a drop.

That too.

Music business is fucked.

It's running around buying up the independents.

Yeah, I saw that.

We're trying to find a way.

Like, again, people trying to get out and they're going to find a way to try to reel you back in.

We'll change it over here.

They did it.

You was going over here to Spotify, going over here to these companies, the DSPs direct.

Oh, nope, nope.

Now we got them.

Yeah, I know they're gonna buy up the little independent distributors.

Some of them shits be probably kicking off, boy.

Because if you think about it, if they would they say there's 300,000 songs released a week or something like that, Tomcorn, distro kidding them, is eating.

Oh, yeah, for sure.

For sure, or you think that the major is gonna stand by and watch that?

No,

or they're just gonna offer the same service at some point.

I would like to buy that or that.

I would like a new Snow Allegra project.

Yeah, definitely.

I've been listening to that shit the whole week.

The whole drive to the hoodie store.

Yo, fuck it up.

You had that idiot.

I might play one of them shits for my sleep.

Yo, go ahead.

Idiot.

Oh, shit.

That nigga was, that was like a nice ride you took.

With the snow.

That's the last

drive.

Full moon.

Yeah.

That was a beautiful track.

Lord Bob

and some hoodies.

That nigga hoodie playlist.

Oh, man.

The slacks.

You see, your girl got Radio City coming up in March.

Clear Soul.

I've seen it.

They announced another night, three dates.

Wow.

I know that's y'all people.

So I was

group trip.

Radio City, that's nice.

That's nice fending for Indy.

And from overseas.

Word.

That's big.

Finally, a show that they won't pull Big Mel on stage for at halftime.

She could just be a normal patron.

Maybe they pull you on stage this time.

Would you go?

I wouldn't go.

Why not?

Hell, why would we do this every pod?

Because I don't want to be center stage anywhere.

Ish, would you go?

I'm shocked you did it twice.

Well, she got it.

And lied both times.

You're such a liar.

I did not lie.

You lied both times.

No, I did not lie.

So she lied about shit that she didn't even have to lie about.

I didn't lie.

She called me in the morning.

I'll snitch.

You are snitching.

But you already did.

And then I told you why I ended up doing it.

Yeah, but I didn't get that follow-up text.

All I got was the aggressive shit in the morning.

Like, nah, man, I ain't even about that.

I don't even want to have the reputation of just going off stage.

I did that for Lucky Dee, but I don't want to do that for anybody else.

Nigga, not even six, three hours later.

When you get a call from Snoop who asks you personally to do that,

shut the fuck up.

Drop it.

Hey, you set it up.

You set it up.

And then I liked the setup on the stage.

I was like, okay, it's not the same thing.

I could do this.

Hey, Snoop.

You another one.

What was the setup?

This time on October London stage, they just had a couch.

And they're just like, they just want you to just sit on the couch, have a drink, smoke a stogie.

That's it.

It's like a nightclub.

I said, I can do that.

You smoked a stogie?

I smoked a stogie on stage, yes.

I dropped the ashes all in my crotch, too, but played it off.

I was dead.

That's right, you were

with

Joe's mom.

No, he was with his girl, and my mom went to and Ice's mom went.

Yo, okay, well, I saw them together.

All Mel did up there was

girls be bored, yo.

They need some shit to do with their hair and what they be fucking with the self.

Girls don't have it.

All they do is this.

The only thing they can do is their hair.

Their hair is fine.

And it ain't.

My, it ain't move.

You did the comb, the hand comb, like 10 times.

Shit ain't go nowhere.

That's what you did, bro.

You added to the show, though.

You cut that shit.

But answer my question, Ish.

Cleo Sol call you up.

Would you go?

What she got on?

Child.

And that's why he has two daughters.

That right piece.

That you didn't see.

I'm body.

You'll sit on the couch and smoke a Stogie.

Cleo Sol?

Yeah, for sure.

Might even come in there with a little dinner jacket on with an ass out.

That would be sharp.

No, That would be sharp.

No, we should make arrangements for that right now.

Phil Soul's fire.

She's amazing.

She is fire.

I don't know if I'm going to go to this one.

Really?

Yeah, her last project was just sad to me.

It wasn't the

one before the last.

Yeah, it wasn't the one before.

The one before the last?

Yeah, but people don't see it.

And the one before that.

They don't.

You know what I mean?

I know, but when people tour, sometimes they do do a lot of shit from their new album.

So I just don't know.

That's all.

Yes.

I got to see the when she hit the other cities first.

Got it.

They keep pressuring us to do something, but I mean

that makes sense.

The other cities.

And I have to see Show-ish.

I'll be curious.

I promise you.

Yo, dog.

We have to just do.

We just have to do.

Because I love you like that.

I will.

I love you like that.

That's why.

Now what?

Now what are you going to say?

I do have to see Show-ish

just once.

Can we find a way?

I need to see a different-ish.

Stupid.

Not show-ish.

After-party-ish?

And pre-party-ish.

Before-show and after-show.

Sitting around with the title.

Then I got to see which shows his girl is allowed to come to.

Because that's always the best part of Torrance.

It is.

I need to see that with everybody, actually.

But, yeah.

I mean, I told you.

Yo, he is going to go so crazy.

I told my girl.

Why do you think that?

Because I've

known you.

And you like to talk and you're personable.

And I'm 48 years old.

That don't mean nothing.

Wait, get a mailbox.

I mean, because he's just, because adrenaline's going to kick in.

You know, you're going to have.

You think?

Yes.

When you fucking.

And then.

Yeah, nigga.

Adrenaline kicks in.

What are you talking about?

Yo, it's Rose.

Yo, it's got the nutcase, yo.

I don't care about those people.

Everybody's going to be, ish, you my favorite.

Thank you.

I appreciate it.

Bad pictures.

The Ish Brigade.

I appreciate it.

The Brisgade.

Disgusting.

I watched some dumbass movie that had action figure-ish in it, but he was like actionless, so I should fucking tear that fucking movie apart, but I won't because it won't carry it.

Rebel Ridge on Netflix.

I'm late to this.

That's been up for a while.

It's been out for a while, but the barber had it on, so I started it.

So when I went home, I finished it.

Rebel Ridge.

Some bullshit.

I was entertained fully throughout the whole thing, but

they get the good-looking big black guy with the muscles that apparently all the girls is fucking

on right now.

But I don't know none of this.

Okay.

But

if you're trying to get an action figure guy, you want him to look great.

So immediately.

hey yo i'll clunk you with this phone yo what you said this is

yo this is

like not even close what do you mean not even close that is action figure hey what's his name aaron pierre

yeah and then look like you look like an aaron pierre he looked like aaron pier hey yo you out your fucking mind that is a good looking man what are you talking about

and he did got the eyes yeah No, that could be ish.

Yeah.

I don't like this nigga.

Y'all don't hear her?

And what, like,

she's moaning.

His whole family, though, the genetic line is.

We all know him.

23 and 1.

He walked a red carpet with his family, and they

all were just gorgeous.

Yes.

They all could have got it.

Well, no, not like that because, I mean, I'm talking about mom and dad and sister and whatnot.

Don't you ever call me this nigga.

I'm telling you.

I mean,

he's paying you a compliment.

Yeah.

Because he is.

That nigga killing you.

I'm just bigger you up.

He might get the sexiest man in the year next year.

All right, all right.

Mark my words.

I said it here first.

No, it's Jim from the office.

Yeah, yeah.

No, next year.

I know it's Krasinski right now.

But next year.

Anyway, the first scene in the movie, the cops pull him over, take all his money from him, give us this.

He was going to bail his cousin out.

They took it from him, told him to off.

So I thought he was going to beat the cops up.

He didn't.

At every turn in the movie that's supposed to be an action movie with this new good-looking black dude, every time he was supposed to turn up, he didn't.

He didn't.

He was just polite.

And then at the end, he get into a little scrap.

And I'm like, oh, you just look good, nigga.

They don't get ready for it.

He didn't work on none of that.

Like, you need a few things.

They had no money.

He stabbed one dude, punched one dude, and then that was the end.

I'm like, all right, all right.

That's where Jason Statum got you beat a little bit.

He would have broke seven necks.

Jason Statum.

He don't play.

He don't play.

He don't play.

First scene, a nigga going to poke him in the chest.

At the wrong hello.

At the gas station.

Yeah.

And they're going to poke him in the chest.

He's going to break that nigga's wrist and do some other shit.

Have him leaning on the chips.

Shit, even Denzel, when he locked the door at the bar in the equalizer.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, when Denzel look at his little watch,

he's about to fuck y'all up.

This new ish-looking nigga didn't do shit.

Yeah, ran around, fell in love with the white girl that was helping him.

That's why he called it.

Oh, shit.

It's Pierre, man.

It's Pierre.

I'm watching the shit and I'm predicting what's going to happen as it comes.

So he was getting shitted on the whole 10 minutes.

Then the little white girl pop up.

I said, oh, she's going to help him.

And they're going to fall in love.

Yeah, they didn't get to that part in the movie, but they was together and, you know.

He beat?

No.

No.

He beat.

He didn't beat.

He did.

Yes, he did.

He beat.

I don't get what you say.

I don't know if they showed a rebel ridge, but

not to the riches.

Mel, you would date

what's his name?

Aaron Pierre?

Yeah.

You don't hear how she just

promoted that nigga?

He fine.

She's hot and bothered.

Lord.

I thought that was his agent.

Even while you got homeboy, like you think that's respectful to your situation?

Listen, stop bringing that up, okay?

We're talking in hypotheticals right now.

Oh, he had to talk.

For sure.

He had to talk.

Oh, he heard me.

He heard me.

What ton of voice do you think he used?

Oh, yeah.

How stern.

Oh, no.

It was a stern.

It was low.

No, and the nigga got a nice voice.

No, he hadn't.

He already got a nice voice.

I just met with my bad, dude.

We're just talking in hypotheticals right now.

Okay, hypotheticals.

Yes.

I heard your show.

I like how he, you know, we got.

I see, she'll find it.

We should stop doing a little bit of, you know.

No.

I think you can totally doubt a little bit.

I'm a private guy.

I'm a private guy.

You know, my family watches.

What else?

What else?

What else?

Homeboy, they did the jail walk, the New York walk.

The purp walk with

Luigi Mangioni.

I thought that nigga was

Hannibal Lecter.

El Chapo or some motherfucking body.

I know.

I had to go look up his crime again.

I was like, they walking him.

They only shot a nigga.

They didn't do that for Rakeem and them when they shoot a nigga.

What the fuck you talking about?

Nah, he didn't just shoot a nigga.

Shot a very, very expensive nigga.

You shot the CEO of the fourth,

fourth, uh, largest, largest fucking company in the country.

He shot a nigga.

What did you talk about?

Yeah, this was theater.

Exactly.

This was theater, and this was taxpayer money.

This is bullshit.

Helicopters and all.

I'm like, Jesus Christ.

Just like trying to like taint the fucking jury pool.

How so?

Because don't you, don't you think that that theatrics

makes people think, oh, he's so dangerous.

When he went out of his way to make sure that there was not the possibility for any level of casualty past his target.

Oh, the good looks worked on you.

The good looks worked on you.

But it's not even that.

No, so you don't think that he's extremely dangerous?

No, I don't.

I do not think that he's dangerous.

The same way I don't think the fucking Menendez brothers are dangerous.

Joe, let me ask you this.

He might be dangerous, but see, you watch too much,

you watch too much Jason Statham.

That little bony ass white boy did not need 77 cops with a Sundays best on escorting him around the world.

And Eric Adams.

I don't know what was he doing.

I don't know that I agreed with that.

I wouldn't know.

I don't know that I agree with that.

Whereas,

because I saw an attorney come out and say that they're going to have problems with jury selection because it's so much sympathy for them.

And

now on the other side is let's paint him to be as dangerous as possible to try to balance that back out.

But I think that's having the opposite effect.

I think it's making him look more like a martyr.

I think that

represents that I think it's just increasing public support for him.

Because of who it was he killed and what he represents.

And because so many people can relate

to

the reasons why he took these matters into his own hands.

Bro, you see in the comments under this?

Well, slow down for a minute.

I want to try to have some of these talks.

Okay.

Y'all deadass?

Yes.

Yeah, yeah.

A thousand percent.

Dog.

Okay,

media propaganda is and has been a part of most trials.

The major ones.

Media propaganda and misinformation.

All of that is there.

All of that is there.

For sure.

So

I'm not arguing your point about mind games to potential

jurors,

but that existed.

That existed already.

This is high profile enough to where that was there.

Two,

New York City, and I don't have all of the facts, but New York City was, they was in a fight with PTA or whoever over extradition in the first place.

No, no, no.

No, it was him.

It was him.

He was going to waive his extradition at first.

No, no, no.

He was fighting extradition.

He was fighting extradition.

He ended up waving.

He eventually waived it.

He eventually waived it.

But at first he was fighting.

But he was fighting.

Yeah, and New York wanted him in New York, the place of the crime.

No, get his ass over here.

That went on a little longer than we expected.

From that, I'm certain that they were getting pressure from whoever is above them.

You don't kill somebody that the CEO of the fourth largest yada yada yada yada, and you're not pressured from somewhere to get the guy that we watched kill him and take a city bike somewhere.

So, yeah, I do understand the reason for the long, dramatic walk shit.

They did it with me at a much lesser level when I got arrested on Dykeman.

They call the news.

They tell the news the time that you're going to take the walk from back there.

And we're going to film you and put you on the fucking news.

So, yes, I get the perp walk and the off-whites.

The off-whites we'll get to at another time.

Also, I already told y'all how I feel about premeditated killers versus the niggas that just popped you randomly at the spot.

If dude could plan this out this way, I don't doubt his brilliance.

He was a valedictorian, saluted Victorian, went to wherever MTI, wherever he had an MTA card.

I don't know.

But

highly educated brother that comes from a family of money.

For him to plan out, write a manifesto, stake out and stalk at six in the morning with his his weapon of choice and his exit strategy, and all but damn near commit a perfect crime if not for his stomach growling.

I think that person is dangerous.

I think that person is dangerous.

You don't get to not be dangerous because a lot of people agree with what you did.

True.

You're still a dangerous man.

Cool, got it.

That's all I'm saying.

No, semantically,

semantically

but once they got him they got him right do you look at that guy and say yo he's gonna break the cuffs knock 12 cops out and get away no no no so in current but that wasn't the reason for the for the dog and pony show so what's the reason that's the point is saying yo you got 50 cops around this kid like he's gonna magically break free and run and get away like he uh jet lee or some body he's not that what do you say the point was we have 50 cops here because we people have been on our ass for however many days that we didn't have this guy.

We probably about to lose mad money and budgeting and yada, yada, yada, all that shit that's above us.

Y'all just wasted.

It's the show.

You say wasted.

It's our money wasted.

Yeah, true it is.

Well, I don't live in New York, but yeah, I guess.

And we've seen all the cops, but I don't know.

the level of all of those.

I seen some cops that looked like they was the big dog cops.

It looked like multiple laundry enforcement agencies.

Fucking Eric Adams was there.

Like a lot.

That's what I mean.

Is it's one,

it's one thing if you have him doing the perp walk, but it's another thing if you have helicopters and 50 cops, the fucking mayor.

Like he was bad bunny.

My nigga.

That's smart.

What are we talking about?

He looks like a joker or some shit.

That nigga's going to Rikers, bro.

Sit his little white ass over there.

No, he's not going to Rikers.

He's going to MDC.

I'm just playing, bro.

Yo, sit his little ass over there.

That's probably why he didn't want to get extradited.

I'm over here.

I don't understand, y'all.

We say all the time, shit, you just said it a couple seconds ago, they ain't do all that for cousin Raheem, right?

Like,

there's this thing in the black community where

we've seen what they'll do for some, and we've seen what they won't do.

We've seen crackhead Brenda die

and nobody batting high.

And Dylan Roof go get Wendy's.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But not only.

All I'm saying is this dude wasn't just some dude.

Okay.

And I still

want to be it, but they're still somebody that had a family.

Now, hold on a second.

So hold on a second.

Let's do a comparison between

him, Luigi, and what he did and the Sackler family.

Do you know who they are?

The Sackler family is

the Sackler family.

Who are you talking to shit out to me?

Do you know who that is?

Who are you talking to?

Who are you talking to?

Me?

I ain't gonna lie.

You were not talking to me.

You lost the doctor.

I am sorry.

I am not talking to you.

I am just basic.

I'm talking in general

for people who might not know who the Sackler family is, but I know you know who the Sackler family is.

They are responsible for the opioid crisis

in this country.

They are responsible for the death of 300,000 fucking people.

Not a single one of them saw the inside of a fucking jail cell.

Nothing, no criminal charges whatsoever.

If you're talking to me,

I don't condone death.

I don't agree with killing some of the people that should be killed.

So all I'm saying is

that's not the

retribution.

I understand.

This is all I'm saying.

But I just want to be clear.

Because you saying, hey, none of them received jail time.

For me, I'm taking that as,

yeah, somebody could have maybe taken the law into their own hands and we gotten street justice with the sacrifice.

No, no, no.

What I'm saying is, if you're wondering where the sympathy, where the lack of sympathy is coming from, you know, generally speaking, like, you know, taking the temperature of how everybody feels about this particular story and why nobody seems to care about the fact that this was a human being and he, you know, and his family lost him and stuff.

Oh, I understand.

This is the reason.

I understand.

This is the reason.

This is the reason why there is such an apathetic way of looking at this story and why people are looking at Luigi as a fucking hero.

This is why, that's why the conversation is always being approached from this particular standpoint.

I know.

My response to that is, what did he fix?

Nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

But I understand

he created the conversation.

It'll shed light.

I don't think he created a conversation and he also, and

we have had a lot of discussions about consequences.

If you kill the right nigga, you're going to create a conversation.

We've talked a lot about consequences.

And we've also talked a lot about consequences that

didn't necessarily

meet the crime.

You know what I'm saying?

Or meet the offense.

Case in point, when we talked about love and death, the whole candy story.

And we talked about the consequences of a man and a woman having an extramarital affair and what the consequences of that were.

And how it's just like, did anybody deserve to die?

No, but there's consequences to your actions that you might not understand what those actions might be, depending on who it is that wants to met out those, you know, met out the quote-unquote justice or the vigilanteism.

You know what I'm saying?

That's just my whole point of why everybody seems to be talking about this like he is a hero and seemingly so apathetic towards the CEO who lost his life.

Because of what he stands for.

It's what he stands for.

Like, yo, so

somebody.

In Congress needs a heart or a kidney.

Nobody gives a fuck.

No, they're going to get it.

Right.

But somebody's uncle that's broke or somebody's mom that's broke needs a heart or a kidney.

They get fixed down on the donor list for 77 years and they're going to pass away.

There's a level of

apathy where I don't give a fuck.

Yeah.

Or yo, my people couldn't get a surgery, but your bonus was $27 million last year.

Like, I don't give a fuck.

Not only do I comprehend it, I receive it, I get it.

To those people, I ask, what are y'all going to do to the new CEO?

Nothing.

Absolutely.

Same shit is going to happen.

And then the new CEO.

True.

I agree with you.

And then the nude CEO.

That's my only problem with dudes' manifesto.

It's like, damn, you do seem like you were well thought out, calculated, and had a plan that was like a kind of long-term that you had been working on.

The death of one CEO didn't

change.

Yeah, but it sends a message.

It does send a message.

And I think the message is.

The Eat the Rich specific.

message thank you it's eat the rich i was gonna say that could not when i yeah but i don't agree with that

so i just want to stay clear for me no i do not agree with we're not hoping none of this happened but eat the rich that is to send a message off all it takes is one sometimes all it takes is one sometime to inspire everybody else to start doing that you're gonna be on somebody sharcooter people

that's such a mean thing to even say.

On a charcuterie, expensive, too.

Yeah, it is.

Charge it up.

You would be that proshetto right there.

Hey,

Preschetto.

Oh, man.

But now, like, if,

let's say, niggas get inspired by that, we're not hoping.

Yeah, yeah.

Some other CEOs start dropping out there.

True.

They took their little names and they start hiding some of the CEOs of these niggas.

Nah, they locked up another little white girl somewhere else because she went in the bathroom and wrote defend, denied, depose, or whatever, the three-letter, well, they yanked her her ass.

I thought she was on the phone.

I know, I'm talking shit, not really the bathroom.

But they got her.

They got her.

They got her, is what I'm saying.

Yeah, really.

Blue Cross Blue Shield.

Yeah, they took it as a threat.

And she said, the defense denied all that shit and said, y'all next.

Ain't have a gun or nothing.

They ran and got her.

Meanwhile, this is the title of a fucking book.

Yeah, but you know what it means.

I know.

I know.

That's that martyrdom.

You know what you're doing when you say it right now.

Mel,

he already got a lawyer, so you can stop.

I seen her on the news this morning with crutches.

She hopped away.

She said,

She said, She hopped off.

No, for real.

Because she came to idiot.

Because the whole world is waiting to hear from his attorney.

So I turned the news on.

Shit.

She said, just want to let y'all know at this time, we don't have nothing to say.

He wants to thank everybody for their support.

And she said,

come on, man.

So, shit, he must be getting some support.

Oh, he got time.

He's getting a lot of support.

Mel, you gave him some money?

She's about to be his pen pal.

Oh, yeah.

You know, she's looking for an inch.

She's about to mail the nigga a subway sandwich or something.

So the kingdom care package.

Put this up on your wall.

We got a couple of posters I can send you.

That's catfish.

Oh, boy.

You can't do that.

You can't do that.

You cannot do that.

Girls keep doing that.

You cannot do that.

You got to send what you look like today.

Girls keep wanting to send them old folks.

You know, guess what?

Girls can't do that.

Why are they those?

know that?

She still looks great today.

Guess what, motherfucker?

Wait a second.

In less than,

y'all are not going back, man.

In less than a week, my ass will be on a beach with a bikini.

Trust me,

there will be pictures and footage, and you do a side-by-side, motherfucker.

Wait, narrow

men different.

I know you look great.

You cannot send no picture of how you look at 23

and then show up.

You can't do that.

Niggas say your smooth magazine a little bumpy.

Oh, shh.

I didn't say that.

Y'all are fucking up.

But you've been on the road today.

Dream your shit, though.

Stand in your shit.

You killing shit today.

Charcuterie board.

King Road bumpy.

All right.

All right, I kill you.

I don't want no problems, dog.

This nigga said that's catfish.

Man, I'm with you, dog.

Girls be doing that shit.

That shit, the AI girl got me, man.

I got me shut up.

Am I going to get you?

You're going to make them feel crazy?

No,

I wanted to start a fight with my girl because stop doing that.

Stop what?

Stop killing your delusion?

Yeah.

Stop that.

Okay, sorry.

Mind your business.

I know your business.

Mind your business going to agree.

I knew nothing.

Mind your business.

Yo, I knew Almond Joy and Mounds did.

If I knew it, if I'm following something that's catfish or a cartoon and I'm enjoying myself, Who the fuck are you to come over here and kill it?

Hey, get this airbrush bitch out of here.

No, get you out of here.

Delulu.

Don't kill my $300 joy.

Delulu is the Solulu.

Evidently.

Yeah.

I don't think it's Delulu.

I think that no matter how deep the relationship is.

There should be private sectors for you and there should be private sectors for me.

We not just joined at the fucking hip.

Let me be with my cartoon.

It's a cartoon.

It ain't even

a real thing.

It's just I can't even really stick my dick in.

Are you jealous of the cartoon?

I'm having a blast with this big cartoon.

Oh, big kitty white bitch.

Here she comes.

You know that's fake.

No, you fake.

You want me happy, right?

Yo.

Oh, you want me to go find something real?

No.

Baby, I love you.

You want me to go find something real?

I can make it happen for you.

Yo, you stupid, son.

Cartoon.

Yeah, cartoon.

Big kitty white bitch.

It could get unfake.

It could get unfake.

Real quick.

Shit.

Real Louis Vuitton.

This nigga's an idiot.

Anyway, I love you, baby.

If I got him, L.

I'm sorry, okay.

He can trade it for some commissary.

Mel.

Listen, I'm still lit in the pen, all right?

Let me ask you a question.

What?

How many soup packs do you think you're supposed to work?

Oh, shit.

That's fucked.

I'm not trying to be fucking.

Soup packs, sriracha, some tuna fish, Lucy's, the whole nine.

Carton, gotcha.

All right, man.

The whole nine.

How many do you think it's worth?

I know.

Y'all gotta stop playing with me.

I never been to prison.

No, you're shooting at it.

Yo, I hit Mel the other day.

My man sent me a picture of Mel.

Yeah, man.

I was like, yo, I'm so jealous, my nigga.

I'm like, what are you talking about?

He sent me a picture of Mel.

Just out of the blue, I'm like, yo, look at what you got my friend sending me, yo.

It was a really odd picture.

Like, where'd he get that one from?

Mel, I sent it to him.

Oh, no.

No.

Did you reply to that?

Like, I'll be replying to it when they say that.

No, what?

Oh, trust.

No need.

Oh,

no, no need to be jealous.

Why are you such a hater?

Trust.

Why are you such a hater?

Yeah, I didn't do that.

I had to let my cousin know, cousin Sean and them.

Oh, you work with her every day?

Hater.

What a gift.

Yeah.

It is.

From like the bad gift giver.

You're welcome.

I do enjoy working with Mel.

I'm dealing with Mel is great.

Somebody re-gifted you, you assholes.

Somehow I've fallen in love with all this quirky Karen shit that she got going on.

Really carved out a lane for herself with that black Karen shit.

Anyways.

Black Karen.

Kanisha.

Yo, what's wrong with this guy, yo?

Karen Eeke.

Huh?

That was racist.

You fucked up the whole joke, yo.

Karen Eeke.

Yeah, it's a black Canadian name.

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With that being said, did anybody see what Cam Newton had to say about the strip club?

Me, Parks, and Amani was in the strip club the other night.

Yeah, we had a good time.

Sorry.

It was interesting.

I was waiting for Amani to get here, but we could get into it.

Fuck it.

No, we can wait for E.

That was interesting.

Yeah, yeah.

Wouldn't do girls love karaoke.

I saw Amani get up there and hit him with a little call, Carlos Thomas.

He got up there, did a little I wish.

I wish I never met her.

We'll talk about that when he gets here.

Cam Newton said he went to the strip clubs not for the ladies at all,

but to compete with men in terms of throwing money.

You throw 10, I'll throw 15.

I think we have a clip yeah i got a little clip here load up the clips

i never went to a strip club for women

i always went to strip clubs

what bro what are you talking about man no homo we went to a strip club no did it i'm a competitor i wasn't gonna spend no money if i didn't see nobody else spending money

as soon as i seen somebody thinking that they got money okay you spend a five i'm gonna spend six if you're gonna spend ten i'm gonna spend 15.

and then we're gonna have a rain off yeah i love it so i said you do that in onyx so that's my whole thing it's like i don't go to strip clubs for chicks even though i i want decoration i was a competitor still am a competitor to think like you think you got it but you don't got it that 15 that you making i'm gonna spend my 15 and i'm gonna make it back easy you know what i'm saying like

it ain't that just to say this story because i got this story on you talk to me at onyx you was at the top you said these exact same words straight up you said

Yeah, you can save her.

Yeah, yeah.

I didn't need to qualify her.

How does everyone feel?

I think a lot of niggas do that.

For real?

Yeah.

Bottle wars, all that shit.

The bottle wars, for sure.

All of it is, I want to look like the man here.

Oh, you doing something?

I got to outperform you.

I want to look like it's ego.

So I have to look like I'm doing it the biggest in this club.

I'm trying to do it the littlest.

Well, no, you're trying to do it the littlest.

I'm trying to get it done.

It's going to do it the littlest.

Yeah, he did it.

He's going to do it the littlest.

Yo, pause that, bro.

Oh, pause.

Yo,

well, we fucked him escorts together.

He wasn't killing.

Look at him.

Look at his face.

We're going to have to fight this.

I'm not saying that.

You got it, bro.

Yo, his ego is out of control.

See, I'm good.

I think that should sound goofy.

But that's cool.

But maybe I'm just poor.

You think it's goofy, but do you think it's true?

I think that Cam is playing with a cheat code.

So I think that he don't got to do that.

Because not only does he have money, he's famous.

Yeah, like he don't got to do that.

He's not doing it.

For the nondescript niggas that got to come in and outshine everybody.

What y'all told me about when the nigga Matt Kemp came in there and it was rapping niggas in there?

Oh, he bought how many bottles?

Okay, watch this.

Yeah, but no, don't watch the competition.

This is the difference.

I never dealt with Matt Kemp in that league.

I dealt with him in like the real live streets.

No, and nobody was.

There was no way he was spending money that he he told

him to his house for the baseball niggas was different.

Yeah, baseball dude.

Baseball niggas.

No, not just that.

Nobody knows who they are.

So the baseball niggas be having an identity crisis like, yo, don't nobody know who they are.

Whereas when football, everybody knows what the fuck Cam is.

Okay, so now I feel like footballs have

rough, not Cam.

It's well true, quarterbacks, though.

So what you said, now to the nigga in there who don't nobody know who he is, now you can't.

You can't outperform.

I get it.

But you get what I'm saying?

Oh, he don't let me let me let me create let me make a show over here.

Let me make a scene and then Cam is saying no nigga in here going to

out throw me.

Oh, he ain't run into the crypto, bro, that we ran into that one night.

Well, no, he might have outdid him.

I don't know

the crypto boy was in there

40, 40, 60, 60.

60

Tuesday or some shit.

It wasn't even like super lit in there.

And Cam is speaking from like the perspective of an athlete that's in town for the game, going to the strip club and getting it done.

And I know some of y'all athletes watch this show.

So let me make myself clear.

When y'all get to doing that on Tuesday night,

y'all got it.

And I'll be back Wednesday.

She probably don't work back-to-back nights.

I'll hit the Thursday, Friday that she's here and you're playing the Chargers.

She'll appreciate your way.

She'll appreciate your little 2,500.

Hey, yeah, I hit that schedule.

Hey, y'all got as many home games as away game, buddy.

The fuck is he talking about?

Exactly.

You got it for the night.

Wasn't no point when homeboy was in there, crypto dude with them 60k.

Oh, shit, a night to save.

Yeah.

A night to save.

Let me go talk to the B team over here.

You got my bitch hemmed up.

And get to it.

Get money, baby.

You can't get money.

You can't be a hater.

Nah, that's right.

Can't be a hater.

I feel like that when the $2,500 niggas come in there, do your thing, mama.

Let me get my mother.

Let me get my water.

No, I know, no, he's really making me mad.

You're telling the truth.

I know, but he's pissing.

Yo, let me get that water, mama.

Rambo, Ish, do not let the $2,500 niggas do that to you.

Call me, yo.

Fuck what you talk about.

What the fuck is you talking about?

You never seen Goodwill Hunting?

Yes.

How about them apples?

I got a

What the fuck is you talking about, dog?

Hey, buddy, yo, Joe.

And he already said he wouldn't touch your money.

Everybody clean up how they clean up.

No, no, no.

He wouldn't have to touch my money.

I wasn't telling him to do that.

But he can fucking run his mouth a pause while I'm throwing my shit and he ordering Fiji.

Hey, hey, hey.

We're going to make it.

We ain't letting the $2,500.

Hell no.

I thought you was a hack and sack last night.

Not I said that, though.

Oh, but you went at the hoodie store.

Hey, hey, hey.

Where's the hoodie store at?

Hackensack.

Look at that.

No, because it was an hour away.

But the thing about the hoodie store, they worked.

The hoodie store and the lineup they had over there

look similar.

Man.

Just so happens you had to run there when the lineup was

over there doing that.

You see what it is?

I said it.

They said that to me.

I didn't even know.

My girl's over.

You become a joke.

Dad, go over there and try it.

Girl, I am in bed.

I got to work tomorrow in Queens.

I can't even play.

I can't even play.

I got to get up and trek hiking in the morning.

Shit a little different.

Yeah, no, no.

It's a whole different vibe.

Look at y'all.

They really

sent me the lineup.

Y'all are at work, man.

What's going on?

I was going to show it to you.

Don't show it to me.

You might have known it already.

I don't know nothing.

Everybody got the cooties except for my baby.

I don't know nothing about nothing.

I don't want to look at them,

talk to them, text with them, eat their food,

massage them, anything.

Yeah, hookah.

No, I'm cool.

I'm cooling.

I'm booling.

You're bulling, though.

It's a good way to be.

I'm booing.

You can't get me.

Big back bullet.

They're trying it.

They're trying you out there.

You got to be strong as a man, I'm telling you.

What is bulling?

You don't want to know, man.

Nope.

You don't want to know.

Come on now.

I'm learning.

Come on, guys.

The smell is the best

what is bulling

i'm still not over park saying the dude had that on and mel saying a vest

i'm not over that

but it's fine

oh man it's fine

canadians got different sluggish yeah yeah yeah They got the nerve to be building a fucking Tim Hortons in our old spot, our old little Dunkin' Donuts that our jersey should be up in the restaurants for.

I seen it.

Now I got to go tell Tim Horton to put my picture back up.

Because I still did my numbers over here.

Don't play.

That shit look nice, too.

Yeah.

What were you...

Can't do Tim Hortons over here, man.

Wait, Lee have their sandwiches.

We're going to see.

Shit's good.

Sandwiches.

That's bread.

I don't eat too much bread.

Oh.

Okay.

Yeah, that shit used to be a club.

Then when niggas get healthy, you like do this shit where you hate on health.

I'm not hating.

So why are you making a face because I don't eat bread?

Go ask them.

Because I don't believe you.

All you got to do is go to Capitol Grill and ask them.

Go right to Capitol Grill.

You tell them no bread basket.

No bread, which is very different from what I used to say at lunch.

Talking about, do you have the dinner bread, which is that good banana brown nut, that good, good soft shit, the good dinner bread?

The pretzel, the pretzel bread.

Yo, I don't know if it's the same one because I don't really do Capitol Grill that often, but that fucking

you're a little evolved past this that cheesecake factory brown bread

that's the one never had it

the brown with the oats on it or brown with the oats on it yo that's why you can't get 100 million they sell our shit in the store that's why because you're gonna go to cheesecake you and cheesecake blow the old cheesecake you can't go to cheesecake i might go to cheesecake factory this weekend man i do like who can't go to cheesecake you can't go no more oh yeah you can't go to cheesecake factory tell me why

i'm in cheesecake oh i I was about to say, why you could go and I can't go?

I'm in there.

You think y'all share the same profile?

Nope.

I don't know what.

I don't know.

Ask you a direct question.

I have no idea.

True.

You got it.

You know, y'all might share the same profile.

Yeah, there you go.

See?

You don't think you're the same profile?

He's bougie.

He's up.

He's bougie.

I'm not bougie.

He's a halfway bougie.

I'm not any of that.

And we should share the same profile.

You're a little bit bougie.

The profile,

there's nothing wrong with being bougie if that's what you are.

I'm not that.

Cheesecake.

I'm in a cheesecake panel.

Yeah, the brown bread.

I used to know what I'm talking about.

They sell that shit in the grocery store now.

That shit's so good.

I gotta have my Pepsi to go to cheese.

Raspberry lemon drops.

Tell them.

Raspberry lemon drops.

Hey, yo, you're old.

Who the fuck is walking around with Role Aids in their pockets?

My dad, what are you talking about?

What?

Go ahead, go ahead.

Sit somewhere and order the meatball appetizer without that Pepsi.

I ain't gonna hold you.

I gotta take that shit twice a day.

Pepsi, right?

It ain't no joke.

Yo, you lying.

Nigga, my girl acting bad.

No bullshit.

That shit is rough when you.

That little acid reaction.

Damn, I had it like a decade ago.

That shit was waking me up out of my sleep, yo.

I never had that.

That shit had me damn near in tears.

Oh, yeah.

That shit had me damn near in tears.

But stop eating Tomahawk.

Ish, I I did.

Talk to him.

Don't talk to me.

I changed my mind.

I haven't had a towel.

One last time you had a tomahawk.

I haven't had a tomahawk.

Okay.

A filet.

I've had a ribeye.

A lot less.

Like a lot.

I don't even do all that.

I go order the, I do the salad now, which is

some shrimp or some

wagu on salad.

Why would I do that?

I make salad on the side, wagu.

You know what I mean?

Mm-mm.

They showed the.

Now, red meat, yes, I'm still on a burger or some meatballs,

but I'm eating way more chicken than I've ever, ever ate before.

It ain't a whole bunch of stuff.

I can't play like that.

No more.

No, they just showed the I did it.

I had my fun.

The five highest cuts of beef.

Some of them shit was three grand, yo.

It's like, you don't get the

all of them was from Japan.

No, it was a Kobe.

It was a bunch of them niggas, Jordan, all of them.

That shit was crazy.

I'm like, yo, you niggas out y'all fucking mind.

That 2,500 to 3K number gets you scared you right over that network.

What would you rather spend the money on?

A meal or some ass?

It gets tricky.

Not to me.

You do it to the meal, you get the ass.

Well,

that's a good one.

Two-for-one special.

For sure.

Buy one, get one free.

Yo.

Oh, you about to answer?

Yeah, I think I'll go with the food.

Under no circumstance will he admit publicly to buying ass or privately.

That's not true.

Like, he don't want that on his resume.

It's not.

He wants to present

in a way that he didn't go in the parking lot of the loop,

get his overnight bag, bring it out when we had them in there, and get Biz to do his numbers.

I did numbers.

He don't want to present?

No.

Did he pay?

No, but

nigga,

and they copped me without him.

The nigga with the overnight bag

to the escort party.

You know what?

Don't worry.

You said what I'm saying.

It's important to know.

I wish we had their number, Joe.

It's important to know.

You do.

But don't worry about no one.

I'm done trying to share my fucking logic.

You got to just recognize when you're talking to the nigga that went fifth in the train.

Oh.

You got to know.

Damn.

Fifth in the train.

Yeah,

everybody don't need to talk to anybody, yo.

Amel.

Go ahead.

I don't believe that for a second.

I'll go second.

I ain't pay.

You don't get no dibs.

You don't pay.

I wasn't talking about you.

I wasn't talking about you, buddy.

We gotta go second.

All right.

But there is a profile of niggas that went fifth in the train.

And I'm not talking about you.

Fifth in the train.

Y'all don't think they're out there?

Oh, they're out there.

Oh, for sure.

I'm sure.

Someone's got to be some niggas.

Shit, old girl.

Old girl just did a hundred.

Somebody had to be hunted.

Yeah.

Wait, who did 100?

Some shit.

British Porn Star girl.

Oh, yeah.

She was crying about it.

She was crying about it.

She's like,

because she couldn't please them all.

Is that the same one that's going for like a thousand?

Yeah, now she wants to do a thousand.

Okay.

That was hate.

What else is there?

What else?

Oh, yo, dads.

We got Dupa.

She says she's cool with her parents.

I know she is.

Girl dads.

Oh, shit.

I know she is.

That's the curse you're talking about.

Girl dads don't scream that shit at all once 15 hit.

It'd be, oh, but girl dad, we didn't see it.

Nigga be like, nigga, them teen HG is coming.

Oh, I thought you were talking about 15 bodies.

No.

Oh, man.

And moving right along.

Moving right along.

What else?

What else?

What happened to Party City?

Party City.

So Party City announced that they are going out of business.

And the CEO let all the corporate employees know today

that this is their last day of employment.

So, now, as a CEO, do you think that that was a wise decision?

A week before Christmas.

I'm on an island somewhere.

Yeah, he don't give a fuck.

You don't give a fuck.

Yeah, that nigga has a home.

He was on a Zoom when he told him.

He wasn't in front of him.

He had his winter home.

Yeah, he in his winter home.

Or he's skiing in the Alps some fucking weird.

That's sick.

You couldn't let him know in November at least.

But no, because now you might go find another job and we're not going to get the production that we still need to carry it out.

And that's the apathy that niggas is talking about.

My homeboy shot the dude if he shot him.

No disrespect because somebody lost their life.

But that's the overall sentiment from the marginalized people.

Like, yo, dog, you knew this.

And when you got to be marginalized, I don't think.

When you're going out of business, nigga, you're going to get this rainbow in the sky package.

Your stock options, your whatever, your profit sharing, any of that shit.

He's going to walk away with millions and millions of dollars, maybe a couple hundred million dollars.

These niggas don't have a job right before Christmas.

And go get a gig somewhere else.

And nigga,

rent don't stop in January.

Yeah, your job don't.

I mean, rent don't care that.

Yo, you feel what I'm saying?

Like, that's nuts, baby.

You lost your job last week.

Sorry to hear that.

Yo, we'll hold off.

No, that shit is crazy.

I don't know where I'm going to go get little bullshit paper plates for when I have parties now.

More importantly, listen to this.

That's racist.

That's something.

So wait, hold on.

So they're closing down their stores, but are they going on online?

Because a lot of brick and mortar stores, they're closing down, but they're still in the middle.

They're in bankruptcy.

Okay.

They are done.

All right.

So, yeah, you got to find somewhere else for your fucking plate, paper plates.

All right, what's the land things?

Them too.

That's crazy.

Halloween outfits still.

Yeah, it's like gonna be the same.

I'm trying to shut up, so I don't come off a wave.

I know

during this.

So, you're looking, I was saying that, like, yo, why are you mad?

Quiet, guys.

Because I'm trying not to

step foot in a party city ever in his life.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Go ahead.

Quite the opposite.

I have.

And because I have,

I could have told them.

It was only going to last.

I could have told them.

That's true.

If you went to a party city

10, 15 years ago versus

10, 15 months ago.

Yeah, it's been bad.

It's very, very different.

It's their lives.

It's very different.

Except for Halloween time, they'd be super duper.

I went in there.

I was in

the bio.

Yeah, yeah.

The things.

Yeah.

That's it.

They had every number for my son's cake.

It wasn't none missing.

It could have been any age.

It was so many numbers.

I thought I remixed this shit.

Infinity.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

You had a birthday party for your son?

Uh-oh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You didn't see it on his story?

I didn't get an invite.

Say, he didn't see it.

Invitation.

Invitation.

But that's salute.

That's peace.

Extreme circumstances this year.

So we fell out under that one.

Got it.

Boy, that boy good he good my last time i i i went to buy the little helium with a breeze

i it wasn't no line

also some of their planning right like

they said

and you can rent this whole helium too i'm like hey doofus

i'm not taking your whole big metal helium thing for an hour and coming to bring it back sorry party city damn the only time party city like you said get a lot of traffic halloween yeah you try you You can't even get in the parking lot.

You can't rent this commercial space in the mini mall

only on October money.

And

spirit on their ass.

Well, and if you deal in drugs on 30th Street, I feel like it's your job to know when somebody pop up on 31st Street dealing drugs.

So when Amazon started sending everything

everywhere,

I would have tried to think of another thing to do.

True.

All them them stores that sell the little cheap shit.

No, not the cheap shit.

Amazon gets some confetti to me in 30 minutes.

I type it in here.

I type it right in here.

For half the price.

Yeah.

Because Party City ain't cheap.

It's not the cheapest.

Be clear.

That shit ain't the cheapest shit, nigga.

When Shop Wright starts selling helium balloons for 99 cents.

It's a dub.

Yeah, yeah.

Y'all got some shit to think about.

Writing is on the wall, baby.

I could argue that the party planners put Party City out the business.

The people that will come and

do a set design and

do a whole stool built out of balloons.

They wasn't going to Party City for their balloons.

Not at all.

They was going to get 7,000 balloons from somewhere else.

Party City, you're done.

Sorry.

It's over.

Sorry, it's over now.

It's just fucked up, like you said, man.

The niggas can't party no more.

Nah, but nigga.

What's fucked up?

Nigga, Christmas is next week.

Imagine you walk in the work.

No, don't say nothing insensitive.

Because I see it on your face.

You walk in the fucking work and they say, yo, the day your last day.

No what?

No.

Nope.

I'm not trying to be funny.

But it might be.

It might be funny, but I'm not trying to be funny.

For sure.

Was that their only job?

The corporate motherfucker's probably here.

So if so,

how was the Christmas about to look?

Like,

what was happening?

What was the Christmas?

Like, we got to stop with this.

Galvanize behind the people.

Corporate monsters.

Yo,

that's true.

But if you was at Party City, Christmas wasn't about to be.

You were going on the street.

Yeah.

It would be well decorated.

It would be well decorated, hopefully.

Tree look nice.

Tree look nice.

Y'all are going to hell, man.

Nice stockings, probably.

Little cookie tray.

You got a nice little cookie tray.

The party city owner probably was looking at the metrics, seeing shit dwindling down, decided to walk in a few party cities and see what's going on.

I think I walked in.

Fucking shit.

Them party city motherfuckers didn't give a fuck.

The place I threw my son's birthday party, them little kids that they hire him.

I ain't gonna shout them out because it's a big platform.

Them little teen teeny bopper teenagers were just in there

on their fucking phones.

You heard them, right?

I'm like, hey, dog, could I enter through here or not?

You enter through the wrong little thing.

Here they come around.

You're going to save them.

You got to walk around a different turnstile.

Nigga.

Them shits be expensive too, a little bit.

Yes.

That shit should be expensive a little bit.

I caught myself paying the bill for my nephew.

It's like, I didn't even know.

I wouldn't have paid the bill.

No, they ain't the cheapest.

No, they ain't the cheapest.

Hey, yo.

My son invited a whole bunch of friends.

I get there first, set it up.

Here go to Lil.

She was helpful first, so let me chill on little 16 15 year old girl working the front after we do all the paperwork sign an nda waiver if you're dying here yada yada yada because them kids

liability waivers kids is like kid hell

she's gonna give me 20 little game cards

so all the games you just swipe the card yeah that's the way they do that now she's gonna look me in the face talk about something

yeah they all got ten dollars on them i was about to tell you you gotta refill them

i said excuse me

two games is ten dollars pac-man like $5.

She gave me a bunch of cards with $10 on them.

But I'm selfish, so I figure I ain't going to play no games.

Give them to the kids.

We'll see what's going on.

My son walked right up to the teenage meeting with Ninja Turtle, the four-player joint.

Both my sons.

The old school shit?

The arcade joint.

Wow.

The four teenage beat that nigga.

That used to be my game.

I'm looking at both my sons, oldest and youngest.

On there getting fucked up a little bit.

Had to pull out a car.

I can't let y'all go out like that.

Swipe it up.

Let me beat Raphael.

Turn into the red, the red dude.

I'll try to get it.

I got the turtle.

Which one was the red?

Raphael.

Raphael.

I started killing shit on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

But then they died.

So then I died.

That big-ass monster.

Rock study.

Rockstuddy.

Tracy.

Who the fuck is that?

When the big niggas came out.

Bebop.

Bebop and Rock Study.

Yeah, nigga.

I died.

Had to swipe it up again.

Ran out of my 10.

Now I got to go up here and throw my money in their face, though.

Hey, now give me $1,000 on this card.

I knew you would.

No, now give me a thousand dollars on this card because you're playing around.

I ain't gonna hold you.

You say, you sure?

$500.

Oh, man.

That's what you did.

Yo, you take that as a slight.

Like, all right.

Because why you give me this card with $10, knowing that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle game is in here?

Now I'm putting some money on it.

No, nigga, the game costs how much?

I don't know.

That shit be cheap.

That shit ain't a quarter, no less.

No, we ain't.

It's too little.

We ain't ain't had a couple twice.

No more.

Yeah, that shit probably $2 a pound.

They swiped it twice and could not help me beat none of the monsters no more.

Get out of here.

Good for nothing.

Fucking children.

That's a lie.

So the Party City people, thoughts and prayers.

Yeah.

Merry Christmas.

Thoughts, prayers.

That is fucked up to lose any type of employment during Christmas.

Yeah.

That was fucked up, Parks.

I'm sorry.

I bet it.

Like in a nice way.

No, it came off crazy.

Ho, ho, ho.

This nigga's crazy.

If the CEO said it, it would be foul.

If I say I really want them to have a nice Christmas, regardless of that.

And don't let this Luigi Man Joni kid

soup y'all up.

You're going to look stupid as hell killing the CEO of Party City.

It ain't going to have the same effect with the healthcare shit.

You niggas just out here being vigilantes wanting to kill CEOs.

Kill rich niggas.

You shut down our party.

Shut the fuck up.

What'd you have, Mel?

what'd you got, Big Mel?

I was gonna say, like, speaking of probably what has contributed to Party City going bankrupt is Amazon.

But around 10,000 Amazon workers went on strike this morning at 6 a.m.

Really?

That's a broad pause.

That's the type to hit them.

Yeah, I'm gonna clap now.

They want our business partner.

I just got my notification.

My shit was delivered.

I gotta make sure

they got no Amazon.

We need Amazon.

You clapping that day on strike.

Fuck that.

I mean, I do support a strike.

They can give him a damn little strip.

I ordered all my shit already.

So

now I will be tight if my shit don't come in.

Yeah, exactly.

I just got Mr.

Strike.

So now y'all can strike.

Oh, he didn't make that much money.

Who?

The party city do?

What's that much money to you?

He made $2.7 million in 2022.

27 million?

2.7.

2.7 mil.

Who?

The CEO.

The party city?

In 2022.

Like salary or bonus?

Salary.

Okay.

Oh, damn.

Oh, no, total compensation.

2.7.

That's everything?

In 2022?

That's not that bad.

What was he?

CEO, like one party city?

How many party cities are?

He was CEO.

He was washing money in there.

What's going on?

Yo, they wasn't selling laughing time.

He's half suicide down the street.

Is he okay?

Yo, you hear me?

Yo, you're a fool, son.

Two points.

And a balloon.

Yo, he had to have a side job, too?

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

I got time for these motherfuckers, too.

Yo, you here, man?

Yo.

Oh, man.

This is God.

No, I just wouldn't have had him at that.

I wouldn't have had him at that.

Me neither.

Me neither.

At all.

At all.

That's why when I looked it up, I said, oh, no, he wasn't.

I'd had him at like 10

minimum.

2.7.

See, because y'all don't like the rule in reverse, right?

Y'all don't like CEOs shooting employees for

tanking the business.

Y'all don't like that.

Yo, that's funny.

We're not rallying behind that.

CEO walking in, fighting.

CEO wake up and see 2.7 on the air.

I am going right to fucking Journal Square,

Edgewater Commons, wherever there's a party city at.

Oh, shit.

I knew it was bad.

They started putting party cities up next to the liquor stores and churches.

I was like, oh, it's a trick.

It's a trick, y'all.

Oh, man.

Niggas start selling bandanas in that bitch.

They did, too.

That's fucked up.

All the colors.

All the gangs.

Like the United Nations in that bitch.

That's

the party city dude clearly didn't see any of the docs about Dollar Store or 99 Cent store.

No.

It was good.

He would have changed his business model

immediately.

He ain't on it.

Dollar Store paid the fines, and they paid the fines for doing this shit and kept doing it.

And kept pushing.

The fines ain't bringing in more money.

I mean,

cost it more than what we make.

Yeah, fuck you talk about.

The sack of cost of doing business, nigga.

Expensive.

And it's a write-off.

Ta-da.

No, yeah, but you ain't about to give me the refurbished Dow soap for $5.99.

I want my Dow from Dow for $5.99.

Not the refurbished shit.

That shit be in Italian.

This shit don't even have the Dow.

This is just sent on.

This is D-Li.

He's right with a sharpie, sentless.

This is that sentless Dow.

Mama, no smell.

Yeah, Dallas door, man.

Stop fucking playing.

Shit.

What else?

What else is happening out there?

Spotify responds to Drake's suit, right?

Right?

Right?

Yeah, they did.

They did.

They just denied everything.

Basically.

It's a denial.

Yeah, what they're going to say.

Yeah, we did that shit.

We're not in business.

We haven't had any bots and shit like that.

They can't ever admit to that.

Yeah, that's not possible.

So, all is going to happen is in about six,

four months, Mr.

Graham and Spotify have come to an agreement for an undisclosed amount of money.

That's what's going to happen.

Drake's still making music, dog.

True.

So they still got to have some sort of a business relationship, I think.

You disagree?

I don't know if that's for certain.

Like, it once had to be.

Remember when all them white people was taking their music off Spotify?

Because Rogan said some shit.

Like, I want to leave that.

I want to leave that option for the brothers, too.

Sure, like he's some black to give his shit over there.

A bunch of people have done it, but then usually go back once the business.

I'm just saying, once you do the lawsuit and make me think that you, you ready?

You're ready to go along.

You're ready.

So, if that means me not putting my music over here, if he even has that right, then yeah, I just don't know.

I don't know.

That's where it gets tricky, though.

Does he have the right?

The right to do that.

Yeah, that should be puzzling.

Because when you read some shit like, yo, they on their own masters, but then y'all be saying, yo, you can own your own masters and still not have rights.

Yeah, because it fucks me up.

With your masters, you licensed it to this company.

And now they distribute how they see fit.

So, yeah, you own it.

But if I own something, I license it to you, and you decide to put it wherever you want.

I don't have no control of that because I licensed it to you.

Gotcha.

I still own it.

Got you.

So that's where it gets a little tricky at.

The trial, I mean, not the trial.

they were supposed to have a hearing.

The dates kept getting moved around.

First, it was December 20th, then it was December 19th.

Now they've moved it to January 13th.

Who, UMG and Drake's team?

I got it.

Okay.

Well,

the petitioner court want to move it and postpone.

So now it's January 13th as of today.

So I guess we'll just

wait and see what happens with this.

Shit going to happen on January 13th.

They're going to walk in there and set a new date.

Yeah, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Drag this out a little bit.

I wonder what that nigga pay in an hour.

Who?

Drake?

For his attorney?

It's above my pay grade.

Yeah, them niggas is kicking my ass in my little 700.

Them niggas is whooping my ass.

You be at that bitch all day.

Antoine.

$700 an hour, yo?

Hey, yo, something wrong with your brain.

Yo, eight hours, you spent $5,600, and the judge will be like, yeah, we couldn't get to you today.

We're going to see you on

29th.

You like, so you still

hold on.

Excuse me?

Yes.

So you pay for all day.

You got to go.

You got to be there at 9 o'clock.

Right.

You stay there from 9.

You go in to see the judge at 3.58.

Okay.

Them niggas will be like, yeah, we couldn't get around to you guys today.

So we're going to reschedule this.

Put this on a docket for.

And they'll look at the court clerk.

And

today might be the 23rd.

They'll be like, oh, yeah, we'll see you guys on next month on the 19th.

You got to pay your lawyer, nigga, for all of them eight hours, plus they travel, plus they parking.

Oh, you thought it was a game.

You thought it was a game.

Look at him.

Look, Rich, Richie Rich over here.

Give me a headache.

What?

You ain't gonna make me come off away now.

I ain't saying nothing.

Yeah, nigga.

Yes, it's pay the 5,600.

For the day.

Yes.

What?

Look.

To get a postponement.

Their time.

For the day.

And all the time that went into what I was about to say.

What I was about to say.

But

I was ready to.

Cool.

And look.

When we come back on the 19th, I got to pay it again, right?

Oh, no, no, look.

Look, look.

They charge you for thinking.

Look, so now, no, no, some shit that happened in that month.

She done acted up again.

So now some new shit y'all had to discuss.

Hey, 15 minutes, you're getting a WAP, nigga.

That's what Kendrick got it from.

WAP, WAP.

Them niggas are whipping your ass.

And what?

Yeah, no.

This nigga just sitting there like, yeah.

The nerve of me.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm trying to just be cool, but

one day you'll stop this shit.

All right.

One day you'll stop this shit.

Hopefully.

Because no one I stop this shit.

I paid a buck fifty to negotiate breakup terms and not go to court.

Joe.

And you didn't miss a wink of sleep.

No, yes, I did.

A buck fifty for Antoine?

It's different than a buck fifty for you, Aki.

No, but not when it happened.

Not when it happened.

Not what it happened.

That's not true.

And

that don't be the point.

That don't be the point.

You're trying to go through an amicable breakup, which is tough when you're dealing with somebody that has emotions that are not trying to be amicable.

Absolutely.

You telling them exactly

what this is about to be.

What the whites are about to tell them.

Fuck what you talking about.

Fuck what you're talking about.

Let's just go through it.

You done went and got one of of these Busby and Penlance chaser niggas that's just going to do it in the arm.

You lawyers need to go to trial, actually.

They need to get the ones that

the shit that y'all doing out there with the taking these cases and promising on the win and the back end.

Oh, it's just free.

Let me do the work.

Y'all are disgusting.

But yeah, you can tell them exactly what's about to happen.

And still, you got to go through it.

And then I looked at one of them things for the month and was like, okay, don't send every email I don't send every email to send it.

You will modify what you need to do.

Yeah, you don't need to.

We don't got to talk all that.

Oh, yeah, no, the talking is.

Yo, smoke signal me, my nigga.

Yeah.

They're trying to do it.

Yo, me too, I'm trying to.

Put it in the air, dog.

Pause.

Like, yo, I'm good.

That shit.

I'm trying to read your mind.

That shit is a monster.

Yeah, you gotta be like that.

I forgot that you had to pay that $5,600

for one day.

Fucking dumb.

For one day.

Does anybody have the translation, speaking of Busby, of what Rock Dish was trying to say?

Some shit they went digging on him.

Yeah, he said you got herpes and you a bitch.

And Shorty was young.

He said he had a venereal disease.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And she was young, too.

They're doing the smart smear campaign and stuff.

I don't know.

I don't know what's going on because it was confusing to me.

I didn't totally understand.

Yeah, me either.

I guess he probably did.

Yeah.

I think they playing the game that he playing.

From what I see, they're playing the game that he's playing.

Bird, this is what you're doing.

All right, fam.

You got a pass too, and I got some money.

You get what I'm saying?

So now, the same way you're doing what you're doing, I'm going to now reverse it and go look up for shit in your past.

past.

The whole thing was worded so weird, though.

Like when I first read The Rock Nation state, I was like, huh?

So from what I heard, they had,

this is speculation, they said that

he came forward and tried to extort Jay months ago,

like maybe like six months ago, and said, yo.

We heard your name in the case too, so if you don't pay us

They said Jay immediately that same week went and filed a lawsuit against him.

Well, the way they were explaining it is it wasn't like that.

It was

we send over a demand letter, gotcha, which means we demand, let's sit down and talk about whatever how much money we're gonna get.

That's the translation.

Gotcha.

The letter just says, Let's sit down, talk about this, and see if we can prevent anything from going forward.

It's like a clean way of saying

it's a clean way of saying it, though.

And so they said that

Jay-Z's people immediately went and filed the suit.

The original suit with the 13-year-old girl didn't even have Jay-Z in it.

They bought Jay-Z in it recently, almost as a retaliation for the original suit that Jay-Z and them put toward the dude Busby.

Okay.

So initially, he wasn't even a part of the shit.

So what I gather.

Initially, that's a little mixed up.

Well, his name wasn't in there.

It had puff, and then it said in another celebrity.

Celebrity A and celebrity B.

Yeah.

So they went back and said, okay, we're going to unveil who celebrity A is and a female watch, the female celebrity.

So let's say we sent celebrity B.

Could have been 20 different niggas that we're trying to extort.

We send the same demand letter, quote unquote, around to 20 different motherfuckers and see what we could turn over.

That's dope.

It's back to my discernment.

I don't trust nobody named Buzzby anymore.

I don't know.

Shit's that little movie or shit.

It do.

A little crew cut, nigga, yeah.

Yeah.

It'd be signs.

Y'all let homeboy in with the haircut and then got mad that he fucking said all that shit.

It's like the signs are there.

Niggas don't just look for the Hitler mustache.

Like, you got to ask for that.

Like, you got to say, give me the Hitler cut

and the curly fry.

Get that Adolph special.

You got it.

Yeah.

Imagine walking in and be like, yo, I want to look like this.

Yeah, like it's a thing.

It is a thing.

You could have gone for this.

You think this will look good on me?

Sure.

Oh, man.

Split my bone structure.

What the fuck are you talking about, my nigga?

What?

What?

Having nothing to do with nothing.

I was walking through the mall,

Jersey Mall, Jersey, shop to Jersey Mall, capital of the world,

doing some Christmas shopping.

And I looked up right next to the hog store.

She said, it's boarded up.

So coming soon.

Skims.

I said, holy

shit.

She's going brick and mortar.

They're about to break them all.

What you talking about?

They about to break them all.

She's killing shit.

The little Nia Long ad ain't bad neither.

Yeah, I saw that.

They got everybody, there's anybody doing it, but she's going to break them all.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Skims.

But you post up that day.

Fat jersey parents.

Fat jersey parents running in there getting skimmed out right next to.

Don't you got some of that shit?

Right next to.

Oh, shit.

No, I'm not trying to be funny.

No, no, you must.

I just better not have no skims.

I just better not have

it.

The custom.

I'm a good, good dad, skimmed.

Yo, somebody up here said they had some.

I feel like it was actually.

I said I would wear the skims.

I don't have skims.

I I have savage Fenty.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

That's right.

That's right.

That's right.

You did say that.

You are a savage.

I do have Savage Fenty.

Yo, you are Savage.

I do.

They got men and shit.

They got men and shit.

I would wear it.

They about to crack niggas.

Right next to me.

I seen it in Nostroms.

That shit high as hell.

Right across from the new Lululemon, the big Lululemon.

Dog.

Sober.

Goodbye.

Smart.

Sober.

Yeah.

Genius.

Yo.

They can say what they want to say about them girls.

Get that motherfucking money.

I got to get to it, bro.

Nah, hey.

Listen.

Yeah, they got it off of sex tape.

A lot of girls that suck the dick.

They ain't get a billion off it.

I just suck dick.

For that kind of treaty, bitch.

She should be an entrepreneurial inspiration.

Yes.

Yes.

It was an inspiration for me seeing the skim shit in the mall.

They took every seat.

That was an inspiration for me when I used to do this at a little store in the mall.

I was like, oh, that was dope.

Oh, shit.

We could have a store in the mall.

Now you got to get people in there.

That skim shit is on the NBA court.

Oh, yes.

It was.

What the fuck are we talking about?

The partner with the NBA.

Yeah, is that the shit that Shaw was worried?

What the fuck that was?

That shit is Shady.

That was crazy.

All right.

Salute.

Best dressed brother in the NBA.

You seen the little

best dressed brother in the NBA.

You seen the sports bro?

The belly jersey?

No,

it was a straight-up sports bar.

I did not see that.

I don't know if that was a sports monitor.

I didn't see that.

Mel.

I saw.

If you had it on, what would it be called?

They said it was a heart monitor.

That was awful.

You could see his heart beating through the motherfucker.

What you talking about?

If you had it on, what would it be called?

Wait, damn, why are you wearing all nude today?

You trying to.

Wait, hold up now.

Let me get a look at Mel.

You try to get a dip.

Look at Mel.

Mel.

Yo, you gotta stop, yo.

What?

Yo, what the fuck is she doing?

Mel trying to get the skims ad with this nude shit.

He had no clue we were going to talk about it.

Oh, this is this.

That's a fucking accident.

That's a fucking sports bra, my nigga.

Yo, y'all have to stop this.

What is that?

What's that?

Who y'all?

Stop it, yo.

All right, go ahead.

Let me hear it.

Mel, what's that, Mel?

I don't think that that's a sports bra.

My nigga.

So it looks like a sports bra.

However, I was giving this the benefit of the business.

You don't think that's cut for a man?

Is what I'm asking you.

Whatever it is, is it cut for a man?

My boobs wouldn't fit.

Y'all are making it sound like it is a sports

woman sports bra.

You know, they got small titty chips.

You know, they got A-cups.

It's cut for her.

Little petite joints.

Dog, do y'all see that the hole where his arm is going through?

Y'all know he's 6'9, right?

You know, there's women athletes that fit that are 6'.

He's not 6'9.

Brittany Griner can wear that.

How tall is y'all?

6'2.

4?

That's not true.

6'5, baby?

We're gonna look it up.

My nigga.

I didn't think that was a sports bra.

Okay.

They call it a sports bra.

That's a sports bra for a WNBA player.

For what?

WNBA player.

Good point.

Some of them are tall.

Would y'all fuck Brittany

Griner?

That's my birthday twin.

So you would?

So I don't.

No.

You ain't hear him asking a question, Big Dog?

No, what happened?

I know you're not fucking Britney Griner.

I don't.

I can't believe y'all tried to kill him over that.

Athlete, man.

Bro, you out your mind.

That ain't the belly shit like Zeke and W with.

That's not that.

That's a sports bar, my nigga.

It says he's 6'6.

Got it.

Still.

Still.

How many girls you do?

Parks, if I see you, your 6'5-ass walking around with that on,

I'm gonna question some things.

What are you talking about?

See, now that's a double standard.

We just told the girls, hey, hey, don't talk shit about Kim unless you're gonna go make a sex tape and see if you can do it too.

Hey, if any one of y'all put a sports bra on and go average 33, 33, 5' and 8.

It changes some shit.

Hey, get to it.

It changes some shit.

Totally different.

I'm not gonna say a word about y'all's sports bra if y'all first team.

Make it tighter.

Make it tighter, my nigga.

That nigga's ain't nobody in the league that can stop that tonight.

You just out-scored Kyrie and Luca the other day.

That nigga's a monster.

That's why nobody say nothing.

When I'm home alone, I revisit certain trades.

That Paul George shy trade is one of them.

Okay, okay, so he caught that.

They rebuilt the whole team off that.

Yeah, they did.

That was genius.

Nah, go look at that trade.

It was genius.

Again, it's deeper than that.

They fleeced.

Yeah.

They absolutely.

They broke it down before.

I said they broke it down before.

And then they showing you, but now we can see what the draft picks turned into.

It's like Lou Dorsey.

Like our whole squad is fleeced from trading Paul George.

And y'all gave a shot.

Giddy, all that shit.

Oh, my God.

Anyway,

what else?

What else?

What else?

Joe, how about this?

Because you was the one who put me on the show initially.

Have you and your lady watched Ultimatum, the new one?

What the fuck is that?

Ultimatum.

You told us about it when it first aired.

Netflix.

A reality show.

Where they go on there.

Somebody gets somebody ultimatum.

Oh, there's a new one of them.

Season three.

We bumped into that on the humbug and it divided my household.

That ultimatum shit.

I don't know if I'm going to watch it.

I said.

And if I do, I'll watch it alone.

I said they ain't playing this season.

This nigga up there.

I thought you would have watched it.

No, no, no.

It's been a rough month.

I haven't really watched or heard much.

Got it.

I've just been surviving.

I've just been one day at a time out this piece.

Stupid, yo.

I watched two episodes.

I haven't seen too much bullshit, but the whole show is, the premise of the show is bullshit.

Nah, some people take it serious.

I know, but then that's a problem.

That's the bullshit.

What's the serious?

How do you take it serious?

Like, literally, I'm going to do the whole

date, meet somebody else.

It's like swinging.

or cucking or something.

No, it's like to see if I'm taking my partner for granted.

Nah, that show is lit.

I I ain't going to hold you.

No, it's not.

It's not that.

That show is great.

Like, some people really went up there.

You come on the show knowing what's going to happen.

Some niggas can't handle it.

Someone's going to be fucking your queen.

No, not necessarily.

And some niggas can't handle it.

You know, fucking a nigga busting your whiz on a thousand dollars.

I don't know.

And you got to see them.

You got to see them.

Yeah, you got to see them.

What you mean?

They're right there.

They're communal.

It's like they film.

Bro, the way they film these shits, they go get a big-ass resort or no, like a hotel.

Everybody got rooms over here and they film this shit all in one location.

Yeah.

You meet downstairs, like y'all in that room, y'all in that room, y'all swapped.

Yeah, I mean, you're you might be fucking something else, too, so you can like dry your tears a little bit in some new pussy.

But

it's gonna hurt watching her do it, though.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Some niggas crashing out on this one.

No, oh,

when she hit that,

she was crashed out.

When she hit that swill, you never heard Nick.

Okay, oh, yeah, he was, he was crashing out from the ribbon.

Damn, Lachaze.

You crashed out more?

Oh, I can't wait.

I don't want to spot.

That's why I thought you were like, Yeah, that's good.

I'm like three episodes deep.

They ain't really said crashing out yet.

She hit that.

You ain't never hear that?

Your mans went on the show with one agenda to find him some new.

You know what I mean?

That's it.

That's crazy.

His shit was eye.

I want to see it.

I want to see it.

But do I want to watch it with my girl?

It's tricky.

Yeah, I got to see it.

It's tricky.

Watch it.

Watch it with her, yo.

I watch it with my girlfriend.

That's where the fun stuff happens.

It's fun.

We're going to fight.

Because

I agree with shit I shouldn't have agreed with.

Oh, okay.

Some of this shit I don't think you would agree with, though.

This nigga's wilding, yo.

No.

The last one I watched, but that nigga branded the girlfriends was wild.

Some of them niggas.

The last one I seen, the girlfriends was wilding, and Kings were hurt.

Kings was hurt about it.

Nah, they was cried at the table when they chose up.

So

my man walked in and chose up.

On the walk-in, he chose up.

Man, it only take you five seconds to know

who you'll trade your girl in for.

That's what he was on.

It only takes me a couple reels.

Let me see.

I don't got to see no hands.

Yo, this is the first time.

It don't take long.

Let me read the bio.

Put God first.

Oh, God.

She religious.

Look, she religious.

Yo,

that girl for some food or chopped cheese.

Put God first.

This guy's a fool, yo.

Oh, Lord.

Would you guys have done this show?

No.

Fuck no.

No.

Crazy.

It'll be like last season.

Nigga was up there with his girl and it was like, yo, now we out.

He saw her go pick with somebody else.

He broke all that shit up.

Yo, let's go.

Yeah, fuck my ultimated movie.

Fuck this whole shit.

We out.

You lying.

We are out.

But she done already chose up now.

And I'm choosing.

We out.

That's exactly how they did it.

You won, baby.

You was right.

We out.

I learned.

That was fast.

I'm a fast learning.

Last season, shit was so ill because they do the reunion afterwards.

And the reunion takes place like a year after they do all of this shit.

So now y'all done had time to watch the shit, all of that.

Y'all see, damn, niggas popped up.

Yep, put a baby in her hole.

Yeah, yeah, I'm serious.

Jesus.

Getting her out.

He took her out the streets.

But some other nigga

done already beat.

Everybody ain't beat.

It's everybody.

Oh, no, I was asking.

That's what I'm telling you.

Some people are really treating this shit like therapy.

Go get your girl back while one nigga beat.

The number could grow.

It's more numbers.

That is true.

All right.

He caught it slipping, but all right.

Come on back on.

Come on back on.

I'm going to leave you out there too long.

Yeah, yeah.

It's already

because once you slip too many times, now I can't take you back.

One is cool, though.

I mean, I'm a little cool.

Yeah.

Cool and subjective.

No, one is cool.

That's my girl's little joke on me: that every time we went through something, the next two days, I had a horses in the stable.

I hit them quick on the break.

Never know when that makeup happened.

The standby list.

Break me.

Hit the standby list fast.

Because you see when your girl is trying to make up, boy, all right, we got four days.

So I feel like if that's cool, what's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Let your girl go fuck the nigga she wanted to fuck for the last nine months, man.

It's fine.

You got it.

But just one.

Only one.

And he got to have a regular job.

You got to have a regular dick.

So she got to go.

No, I'm not dick monitoring out here, but you can go fuck the Amazon nigga.

Don't go fuck a nigga the way now you made yourself hot.

Now the teammates

whole team on you.

So her standby.

Now you coming out there.

Well, we don't know what Florida Rich Carter you coming out of.

Cold division though.

Damn.

Yeah, yeah, damn.

The division.

She's the AFC North.

Is she the pick?

Her standby.

You're talking shit, by the way.

Her standby got to be down.

No, it don't have to be down.

He got to have a regular job.

I don't think that a regular job means down.

I'm talking about down in terms,

and you do think.

Hold up, I saw.

Come on,

hey, yo, you're going to stop.

I'm about to bust you with this motherfucking mic stand.

That's not true.

Let's have a debate.

You just cracked on the CEO of motherfucking

that made 2.7 million a year.

Because I thought that the CEO of Party City would have made more.

I don't think that that means down in terms of relationship partner.

I don't believe that.

I don't believe that at all.

If you're really asking my true beliefs.

if your girl no not your girls take it off i want to do that if someone's girl

and they're up and their girl left and was with the amazon worker that is a step down will look at that as down i'm telling you that i don't look at it like that

i'm telling you i don't believe you i'm telling you i don't believe

i'm telling you i'm i'm rolling with ice you normally do

you normally do you said y'all shared a profile it's fine oh man no you're gonna get that you get sick to your stomach.

Yes, the dude didn't make a lot.

You'll get sick to your stomach.

I'm not trying to take that away from what y'all say.

Because it goes back to that question.

I'm saying

you lose your girl, and now she done met Mr.

Southern Hospitality himself.

Like,

you see qualities in a guy that you not know that you not only lack, you ain't about to acquire.

Yo, that happens on the show.

And that's not just a finance thing.

The finance thing is valid from y'all.

But you could watch dude that make a buck fifty

that guy and all that other shit.

Right?

Yep.

Emotionally intelligent.

Yeah, no matter how much money I make, I'm not going to have the emotional shit that this duck-ass doofy nigga is hitting you with and it's working because you stupid as hell.

Nigga, that's

your girl on the show sitting there saying, yes,

he shares my love language.

And we doing this, that, and the third.

Your band got to watch that.

Guess what other language speaks?

Well, not if you beat him up guess what other language i speak

whoopassanese

bow

bow bow

you talking about

is wrong with you

you crazy i'm good saying what dude the tall dude uh was so tight it looked like he upgraded to me

tall dude

I forgot it was

part you're right you didn't finish you're right I know what you're talking about you didn't finish he might know that thing she do and he don't want nobody else to know that thing she do.

She looked like she might do that thing.

Oh, let me tell the guys out there.

Other niggas know the thing she do, yo.

Yeah, but you ain't got to watch them.

No.

You don't have to watch them.

You ain't got to watch her do that thing on him.

Yeah.

I wouldn't watch it if I was there.

The triple dipple.

Homeboy with the triple.

Because beating him up is really just going to expedite the decision making.

Like you beat him up and see if she stayed there and coddle him or if she leave with the realest nigga up.

She might leave with the realest nigga up, and it'll beat you.

Oh, shit.

Now you sit there looking like Gilbert Grape in the face, all swollen.

It don't mean nothing if you beat the dude up and she stayed there and nurse him back to health.

What?

Oh, yeah, you double wheel.

Now you double whammy.

It don't even matter.

You can fight me.

And she's going to give him that extra.

Oh, yeah.

Whatever you do, amazing.

It ain't going to matter that you do it.

She's sick of it from you.

That amazing shit you do.

She don't give a fuck.

This corny shit that he's doing, it's a win, it's new, it's fresh.

You went and bought a Phil Shield wagon.

He bought a keychain.

She just dangling them keys like that.

That's hard as fuck.

It's a key.

Yeah, that speaks to her heart.

Great adventures on it.

I thought about you when I was in the line for you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

King

reminds me of your mother.

My girl couldn't wait to trap me.

All ass arguments.

You want the rank Robert back?

Nice try.

No,

no, no.

I don't.

You can't fool me.

That's a trick.

What's the trick?

Because you can never say yes.

He can never say yes.

Nor would I ever want to, by the way.

Yeah.

You can't.

But bigger than that, you can't.

I don't give a fuck if you want to.

You can't.

You can't.

That's what.

Well, tell her.

I understand.

You can't understand.

But tell her.

Of course, all the niggas.

Yeah, you can't.

Okay.

Have to talk because you still look stumped.

It's all right.

Because I could see a bunch of motherfuckers.

You guys have said this so many times about shit that you you want to, like, we had a whole conversation about the range before you gave it to her, about whether or not it was going to be payment plan or whatever the case was.

And I was like, buy the podcast that was.

You get paid to speak.

That was potter fodder.

Yes.

You could never.

Like when Quavo took the Bentley from Soliti.

Boom.

What about it?

Boom.

No, boom for him.

Boom for the point that the guys are making, which is you don't recover from that.

There's a stench to that.

Because I think so.

I agree with that.

That's what he's saying.

Okay.

So that's why you're saying so.

No, no, no.

We just want to wear the stench, Colonel?

No, when I give.

When I give, I give from my heart because no matter what happens in the future, I wanted to give it to you.

Well, Pavo.

I don't give a fuck about the stench.

There's nothing you could do to Cuavo.

Yeah, but it was also in Cuavo's name, which is why he was able to repo it.

That's not really given.

It's not giving it.

If I'm giving, I'm giving it.

It's yours.

Or it could have been a lease.

And you got to give it back.

In my name, and I got to give it back.

I'm not paying it no more.

Okay.

I understand.

There you go.

You're a good guy.

I say that with total sincerity.

What did I say to make you scared?

What did I say to make you sincerely?

I feel like I saw you roll your eyes behind the glasses.

Not at all.

Okay.

I totally believe you.

Okay, good.

Good, good, good.

We'll see what the suggestion box has to say.

She wants to go back in that box.

What colour was your card?

Orange?

No.

No.

No.

Invisible.

It wasn't.

It was white.

Oh, no.

Parks was white.

Parks was white, blue

and peach.

For this peachy ass dog.

Oh, what else?

What else?

Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Now, normally,

I would not be reporting on the masked singer.

Secondly,

if you tell me that Mario got to the finals of the masked singer, I would just automatically assume that he won.

Well, my mother.

Who else is there?

My mother's a mass singer fiend.

Oh, yeah.

A fiend.

So she hit me the other day.

I got the text telling me who won.

She didn't tell me the competition, though.

Let me give you a little bit of that Mario, man.

Come on.

What was this character?

Yeah, which character was Mario?

Is he a sunflower?

I'm a man.

Take your hand.

I don't know if he doesn't look like a cockroach.

It looks like a butterfly.

He got wings on his back.

It's a butterfly.

You hear Mario?

Come on now.

Uh-oh.

Oh, he's a wasp.

Okay.

Uh-oh,

loving you.

Isn't the right thing to do?

Oh, my God.

Uh-oh.

Hold on.

I would have known this immediately.

Immediately.

Hold up, wait for Sean coming on it.

If I could,

maybe.

And I don't know you guys.

Oh, he brought those.

There's three of them.

Nigga, cheese.

They jumped him.

That's wild.

Jump my nigga Mario.

That's fucked up.

Hold up.

Hold up.

Let Sean cook.

Let me hear.

After motherfucking Buffalo fall on his knees, you know it's Wanye.

Wan Ye can't stand on his feet for too long.

You can go your own

way.

Yeah,

yeah, that was boys to me.

Yeah, that's not fair to me.

That's honor.

What made you say you know?

I mean, shut yourself up.

But lately, I've

been doing better.

He's a wash

Why that was so important, everybody.

I like this song.

Gotta go get some food.

Late too.

I feel like this is a bad idea.

Drake and Kendrick all over again.

Anybody else

Mario cleans with this?

Come on.

can't take away.

Wow,

and I can marry you every night.

And that's a feeling I wanna get used to.

Sorry, watch.

There's no man who's terrified

than the man who stands to lose

you.

Maybe I'm wrong.

But tell me if I

want you

out of my head

before

a girl like you.

Waiting for me,

it's hold up, look.

I've been waiting.

Oh my god, watch this.

Oh, I know the whites in there way.

Who are

Voice of men should not be allowed to do foreign earth.

Yeah, the mad singer.

That's not right.

And I want this version.

I want a really wanted hit Mario.

I wonder if they do the good.

Yo, the mad singer don't put out the flaps.

It seems like they should.

That's a no-brainer.

Yeah, call Nick.

Yo, Nick, you fuck it up.

Call Nick.

Season one soundtrack.

That's easy money.

Merv.

Oh, man.

Where is, what's my man name?

Where's Simon when you need him?

Where's Simon, man?

Simon fucked over at all them singers' contracts.

Signed him the 360s, 20 album deals.

Gave him a slap and disappeared.

We need the soundtrack to Boys and Men doing Foreigner.

Some of them got lives.

Don't diss Simon, yo.

I know you stand on the side of Simon.

No, I don't stand on the side of Simon.

No way.

No, fuck no.

Fuck no, I don't.

Really?

Fuck no.

All right.

Let's love a conversation.

Patreon.

What's the conversation, though?

I take the other side of that.

But what is it?

At least tell me so we can tease it.

Come on, let's sign up to Patreon right now.

Hit subscribe, yo.

Really, really deep talk coming your way.

What's the talk?

Kelly Clarkson.

Yeah, versus how many seasons of nameless, now faceless.

Fantasia.

Okay.

Where's Ruben Stutter?

Where's he at?

Somewhere better off than when he first came on motherfucker.

That remains to be seen.

Yeah, that's speculative.

No, no, no.

The white country girls.

I still don't know what you're arguing, though.

You're just naming.

Mega stars have been made from that show.

Are any of them still signed to Simon Cowell's label, though?

I have no idea.

I'm sure once they got enough juice on their own, that they probably could negotiate out of that shit.

Yeah, because it was probably.

But it's some mega stars that came through there.

Mega.

Yes.

I've heard some horror stories about people getting fucked up.

I don't support the monopoly.

But isn't that the music business?

I don't support that monopoly.

I don't support the monopoly of it, where

because you auditioned on this, because you did this show and won,

now people get all of your rights and participate for the next however many years, the first five to ten years of your career, no matter what happens.

I don't agree with that.

I don't agree with that at all.

I think it can participate, but it's just the amount that we're going to be able to do.

When Simon was in bed with J Records, he's doing that shit with...

No, yeah, I don't agree with that.

We've stood on the opposite side of that argument on different people.

Tell me.

I'm not with nobody getting fucked because they did something.

Now, in the music business, unfortunately, you have to get fucked.

But that's a long fuck.

You're talking about five, six, seven albums because I won on this show.

No.

You should be able to participate with me.

My first project, my first two projects.

This should be a cap on this.

But what's happening to these young people

from nowhere most of the time.

Yeah, yeah, I don't support that.

I don't support that.

I don't support that.

Huh?

Jennifer Hudson's another one, yeah.

Follow us on Patreon.

Ticket the remainder of this

back and forth between Joe.

Carrie and probably Kelly.

Jordan Sparks.

Exactly, man.

Y'all knock it the fuck off.

I would be shocked.

I would want to hear if the people could do it all over again, would they?

I'm sure the ones that blew up Super Bigwood.

I'm sure the ones that made 500 grand would.

Nigga, you might have been working at the Piggly Wiggly.

But I never made that before.

Yeah, like, you might have been working at the Piggly Wiggly, nigga.

One direction.

If I only made 500 grand, then how much did it help me?

Not enough for me to sign over lifetime rights.

Says the rich, nigga.

You keep saying that.

Some of these people, dog.

I'm trying to give advice to the nigga that's not rich.

But the not rich that when you're not rich, it's when you should take the advice.

But the nigga that's not rich might have never got that opportunity to make $500,000.

Okay, but if you're not rich and you believe in what you do, then it ain't going to be just about this one opportunity on the show.

Cool.

You are of the belief that you can make millions off of your talent later on.

You're right.

Everybody also got bills and kids.

And that changes that.

That changed that, bro.

Bro, I'm saying that.

In theory, it sounds right what you're saying.

In theoretically,

you need that 500 grand.

Yeah.

And also,

if your mama got a house now with that 500 grand.

I feel like artist privilege is getting to live and act in theory.

Bro, real.

Artists have to choose where they want to sacrifice.

True.

Your kid ain't going to be able to get stakehams every night.

Bro, it's niggas who's broke, broke.

Fuck a stake em.

Your kid ain't.

It's artists out there that can't get stake ems every night.

Why are we talking about their kids?

I know.

And so now when a nigga dangles XYZ opportunities in your face, you don't say no to them.

Okay, then they should go watch Devil's Advocate.

Is that the name of the movie I'm talking about?

They should watch Devil's Advocate.

Al Pacino?

Yeah.

That was a good one.

Yeah.

That's what this whole move, that whole movie is about.

They gave him all his dreams.

They gave him the penthouse.

They gave him the wife.

They gave him clothes.

They gave him cars.

They gave him the authority.

He was the man all over town.

It'll do that for you, but at what cost?

So that's on,

y'all are right.

That's everyone's individual decision to make for themselves.

I'm telling y'all, using a little bit of hindsight and having been behind the scenes of a lot of this shit,

say no.

Shit, I say that a lot.

I try to be a living embodiment of say no.

I'm probably the last black independent left.

Maybe.

I'm not counting you niggas.

Y'all not that relevant to me.

I'm just saying, I'm not.

If I'm saying say no, I'm trying, I'm walking like I talk it.

You're in a position to do that, though, yeah.

Yeah, bro.

I said you always were.

Let me be clear.

Even when you wasn't, you were.

It's all right, though.

It's cool.

What else is unimportant or important or medium important?

Anything, anything, anything, anything?

Amani, don't be airdropping unsolicited music to our phone on the walk-in.

Don't try to U2 album our phones.

Don't be one of them dudes.

I already bought it, so you know what I mean?

Yeah, I bought it already too.

Nigga, relax.

We don't want your album twice.

You remind me of the dudes on the airplane that was opening up the airdrop to send dick pics to the plane.

The plane.

That's crazy.

They had to change that shit because of the way they opened their hit the

identified target.

Niggas would get on the plane or the train somewhere, open this shit up, airdrop the hammer.

Just bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

Every iPhone on the shit.

Hammer pic pop up.

I don't understand what that would.

Man, you're gonna be a little bit of a bad.

So you're about to ask the question that every woman asks.

Why?

Except for the girl in 50 Shades of Gray.

Not every.

You know women that like unsolicited dick pics?

Are you asking me?

I'm asking him.

Oh.

And then you can answer if you'd like.

No, I'll let y'all get out yourself.

I wouldn't say that I do know them.

She tried to trap you, issue.

I peeped it.

That's why it took me a little minute to get my reply.

No, but I mean, I'm sure that there would be something that wouldn't delete it.

We know real freaks, ma.

Okay.

We know some real freaks.

Okay.

Freakazois.

I mean, we know some girls that was out when Lil Vicious was out.

Freak.

You said, no, don't tell her.

Don't tell her.

Don't ever tell her when I'm using a cultural reference.

Never tell her when I'm using a cultural reference.

Just let her look stomped for a second.

That was a good one.

She knows it, though.

No, she didn't.

She knows.

She knows the song.

She don't know that.

You know the Lil' Vicious song?

Do you ever heard a little vicious?

Let me see if I have it.

You know the song.

Shut up.

I'm not going to say that.

You know the song.

Why are you going to the song?

Yeah, I don't know.

Melbourne in the song.

Melbourne in the club.

Mel knows this song.

I don't know the song.

I just thought about it.

Melbourne in the club.

Are you serious?

I don't know how to spell vicious.

A-I-C.

But he might not spell it like that.

That's little.

You just ain't got that shit, nigga.

Damn, I really don't have it.

Wow.

Nigga, type in freak.

That's what I'm doing now.

I'm stupid as hell.

Look what I got to type in.

Parksman, help him out.

I'm trying to.

Please.

Yeah, if I pull up my phone, I buy on it.

Of course, because it ain't in my Serato.

It ain't in my Serato.

Anyway, Mel ain't gonna know it.

It's fine.

I got 500.

Don't bet him.

He don't pay his bets.

Don't bet him.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

he did not pay you yet?

No.

I thought he did.

Ish.

Why you ain't paying ice yet?

I tried to pay him.

He ain't even, it didn't even accept it.

I was just gonna pay him.

I promise.

You tried to do what?

Don't stop looking.

You want me to show you on my phone?

I can't spell vicious either.

I got you.

Why you ain't pay ice?

I don't even, I lost my phone.

Yo, y'all are wild.

I don't have no cord.

It's tricky.

Damn, fam.

I mean, ish.

Yes, sir.

When are you going to pay ice?

I tried to pay ice.

I didn't even think I should pay ice until I heard what the bet was

because I think Ice's translation of the bet was on some Joe shit, but I tried to pay him nonetheless.

That's why them $25 be getting you out of here.

$250, $200.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

They get me out of here.

They get me out of here, too.

I walk right on out the door.

You got it, big bro.

Big bro, Brooke Burrow.

Big bro.

Yeah, yeah, you got it, big bro.

You spent $2,500 for the box.

You earned it.

Yeah, you got that.

Oh, he dropped the low.

Look at my face.

Look at her face.

All right.

You know that song?

Oh, here I got you.

Of course.

That ain't enough.

Joe is know what he's doing.

Joe's pardon.

But that is

just.

And it still says.

Mel, do you know that song yet?

You guys didn't even get me a gameplay.

I was about to say the genre.

This is our first time here.

It is not the genre.

The genre.

The genre.

What's he about to say, mouth?

What's the chorus of that song?

You ain't doing it.

No, no, it's not happening.

Not a fucking chance.

You don't know what it is.

I do fucking know it.

Mouth.

Mouth two words.

No.

Two words.

No.

Give me two words.

No.

I don't know, yo.

You might be lost.

Yeah, you might have hit.

We got to have it.

I know the song.

You might have had me.

It's old as shit.

It is.

Give us the hook.

No.

Franks.

Some got a freak.

I'm doing some gallon freaks.

Look at Mel.

She just

about to go home.

Like, I like this shit.

She might learn all the words coming out of the city.

You know what I'm saying?

Oh, shit.

The bogo.

Bogle.

I was bogling in basement.

It's up, we know.

Mel, you don't have to come on to us.

I had a lovely.

We love you already.

Anyway, I forgot what we was talking about.

We weren't talking about shit.

What else?

What else?

What else do we need to hit quickly?

Bogling in the basement.

Rodman's daughter did an interview saying that Rodman is not a real dad.

I watched the Pistons and the Bulls, so I knew that.

And the Spurs.

Yeah, and the Spurs.

I saw.

What?

Fam, the nigga wouldn't sleep.

Yeah, the nigga Tony Kukoach was like, yo, I'm Slavic.

I've never seen somebody drink that much in my life.

It was like, Yo, dog, the nigga drunk, they said Jagameister shots,

like a different amount, like 70 of them or some dumb shit.

And the next game,

that shit is bad.

That's in the day,

you still smell like that the next day and taste it for real.

Yeah, being a great dad takes away from you being the best you you could be, but being a great mom adds to it.

Huh?

Whoa.

You ain't.

Need a little bit more.

Nope.

Nope.

That's it.

It takes away from me.

Y'all could put that on T-shirt.

Show a woman's sacrifice is rewarded more than a man's.

Is that what you're trying to say?

Look, you try to fucking put the Karen E.

Green.

Some girl freaks.

What?

I'm good.

Yeah, that was before my Dougie Freshman.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like,

Robin could have been a great dad.

And then he would have been the greatest dad ever.

And then the Bulls win less rings.

The rebound champion is different.

Carmen Alecha don't get no sausage.

All of the fucking fashion trends that he set never happens.

The little boy in Korea don't ever come back.

Yeah.

You don't remember Rodman went and got the boy.

He did it.

He went, Common.

I ain't doing it.

What the fuck?

Yep.

National hero.

Yeah.

Yeah, Rodman is Rodman, and we wouldn't have got that Rodman if he was just

great to her.

I'm a little bit more.

Like on the interview, she was like, yo, I saw Andrew Reese put his jersey on,

and then at the very next game, they were taking pictures together.

I was thinking to myself, not to hate, but damn, I wish that could have been me.

Like, yeah, it could have, but

Joe soccer.

Some guy like, freak,

yeah, Dennis Rodman.

I'm a fan of Dennis Rodman, but nothing about him ever said.

Great dad.

I bet that guy's a great dad.

And let the daughters fend for themselves for a change.

Because there'll be a surprise like that, that he'll be the most, he'll be the amazing dad.

Look, we're, but

I ain't hear him.

I'm glad I didn't either.

Young boys got to fend for themselves no matter what.

Here come these fucking girls.

Want a dad.

I had no explanation for at least 12 years where dad was at.

Waiting by the door.

Fuck you talking about.

I had to survive.

Anyway, sorry.

Thoughts and prayers, and I'm sorry that happened to you.

There you go.

There you go.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

No, you know what?

I ain't letting y'all detract me.

You gotta be a good man.

And then, whether I was a great dad or not, that's my blood and genes inside of your fucking athletic superstar ass.

Okay.

And my child support paid.

I bet I'm not taking a deer.

I'm not going to take a deer.

But yeah.

Yeah.

Why do you think you can jump so high?

You ever seen your mom jump?

Ever seen mom run to 40?

These fucking moms out here.

Anyway, I'm talking shit.

I'm joking, of course.

I'm joking, of course.

Thoughts and prayers to her and Brian McKnight's first family.

They be listening.

They be listening to the junior.

So we got to have respect.

They be listening.

Child to the first family.

They do listen.

That's the problem with pod.

You be talking cash money shit about somebody.

They have you turned all the way up in the head.

They're the biggest fan in the world.

Yeah, it's like, God damn, sorry.

First, Brian McKnight.

Junior.

Part one junior the first yeah junior junior the third first

no them my niggas man shout out to them uh what else what else what else what else happened here cardian offset i'm staying away from i want absolutely nothing to do with it i want nothing to do with it

yeah they told me too much i listened to all the clips we could sit here and have a uh hour-long powerpoint presentation about it but i will not pray Prayers to both of them.

I hope they're both cool.

At some point, I got to turn off my my internet when y'all just start telling me all of the business

there's a meme going around

girls break up with their nigga and tell us all his business like why I need to know he like fingers in his ass

that's none of my business none of my business um all right so shout out to Cardian offset uh the Superman trailer came out

I don't know if anybody saw it.

I said no, nobody went to the Superman guy.

Yeah, me neither.

I saw the trailer.

Who's playing Superman?

Nigga, what do I I look like?

Dude.

Who knows?

Dude.

This dude.

A white dude.

Is it the same one from Henry Cavell?

Sure, maybe.

I don't know.

Yeah, that's good to him.

All right.

Henry Cavell.

Henrod Henry.

Henry.

Did some shit.

That's funny, yo.

Give us your review on the trailer.

I liked it.

The internet is killing the trailer, but I enjoyed it.

His name is David Corinsweight.

So Henry Cavell.

Yeah, that's the new dude.

I'm not going to say that.

He looks Superman-ish.

He got the Michael Paul curl.

He got the little

parks.

He got the parks.

Yeah, he got that shit.

He looked Superman-ish.

But it did look good.

It looked like a good trailer.

I don't know when it comes out, but it just looked like a good trailer.

I've never been the Superman guy myself.

July 11th.

But I'm a Superman guy before I'm a Star Trek, Star Wars, Harry Potter, all that other weird shit y'all niggas try to promise.

You're well.

Yeah, Harry Potter.

I've never seen a Harry Potter.

I've never seen a Harry Potter.

Don't think I ever will.

I watched him.

And I'm never watching Harry Harry.

This is fire.

No,

I watched him in my 30s, my nigga.

Them shits is fire.

Harry Potter.

That was a while ago.

That's why you keep emphasizing

my 30s, my guy.

That's all I thought you were getting at.

In my 30s,

I was grown, grown and started watching.

Watching Harry Potter.

Yeah, them shits ain't bad.

Thank God you fucking came out with hoodies.

For real.

Start doing something with your time.

Yeah, you're here.

And watching the little mythical white boy.

Didn't they kill somebody he loved or some shit?

His parents.

Yo, you nuts.

Did he spend?

What spin me?

Exactly.

Slime for your parents.

Oh, man.

You want me to watch some

12 hours, a movie of a dude that didn't spin?

It wasn't a movie.

It's a series.

A series.

A series was movies.

Yeah, one, two, three, four, five.

Those are movies.

Series, but not 12 hours straight.

Nigga,

you've watched the motherfucking.

the Menendez 17 times and how they killed their parents on 17 different occasions.

They really did it.

I know.

This mythical nigga didn't really kill nothing.

He didn't really kill nothing.

I know.

Every time I caught, he was talking in a tree or some shit, begging.

He was begging about a tree.

Oh, or a chest.

So get him out of there.

Get Harry Potter.

Coins was falling from him.

Little stick.

Yo, you stupid, yo.

You don't fucking know that.

Yo, yo, you but I'm telling you, you're like a now

in movie news.

While I fell asleep on Interstellar when it first came out, it's the 10-year anniversary, and they did the re-release on IMAX Theaters.

Yeah.

That might look like

a millimeter.

It might be a matter of time.

It looks stunning, number one.

Number two, I think I will go back to try it again.

Please don't.

I'm telling you.

I'll go back to try Interstellar now that I'm more of an adult.

Fucking movie, bro.

I think we saw that together, actually.

You did fall asleep.

I went to sleep, yeah.

the stellar is fine.

I watch movies.

I watch that movie.

Anytime it's even mentioned, I'll be like, yep, yep.

I'm gonna go put it on.

It's dope.

And I'll still watch the whole shit.

It's definitely long.

It's long.

It's long.

There's a great movie.

I remember like an hour of movie.

We're like, they didn't really have to.

That's how I felt about it, but I was young.

I was in early 30s.

I do want to try it as a mature, grown.

Then I saw, you know, fan theories and shit.

I saw a fan theory that made me go re-watch it again.

Okay.

And it's fire.

But if you didn't see it,

spoiler?

That's something new was.

No, it is too old or something.

It's a 10-year-old re-elect.

Well, yeah, the fan theory is that he dies in the first scene.

Oh, I saw this.

And the entire movie is him transitioning over.

And the end

where his, with Murph, his daughter,

he's going to her to now welcome her to the other side.

Yeah, I saw that theory.

No, I had to rewatch it.

Yeah, I got to watch it.

As soon as I read it, that was how I got to gotta watch it.

And then when you watch it, it's like, oh, shit.

Also, in movies that are doper now that you're like a true adult, I started the social network again.

Incredible.

And you got that spanky.

In absolutely.

Oh, you got the spanky.

You see it differently.

I'm not dapping you, man.

Take your dap away.

It's never, it's not happening on the spanky.

And

that's a great movie.

That was good.

Like great.

No, great.

That movie's great.

That's it.

Netflix got some new shit called Carry On.

Y'all seen it?

I think it's a nice one.

We talked about it last song.

One here.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

Because your nerves is not.

Such a bar.

Such a bitch-ass nigga thing.

Yo, my nerve is pinched.

I can't even move.

Unless that shit hit you.

I ain't got to.

I move around too much.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Yeah, that nigga said.

Pinched, pinched nerves.

That's what it comes from?

Is from inactivity?

Yeah, not bending over enough.

All right.

Not bending down a lot.

All right.

But nah, stretching and shit like that.

Yo, during Christmas shopping, too.

Know who I thought of out there?

You niggas that weird mediums?

Imani?

Oh, shit.

Yo, you might be a medium, yo.

Skims.

No, tall, small.

A tall, small.

You need to eat an either.

Yo, it's

You're a medium, right?

No, I'm fucking large.

You're not a large.

You're not a large.

You're not a large.

You have a medium build.

You're a medium.

The torso is not large.

That's why I thought about them.

Them niggas want to wear the RT.

Yo, you stupid, son.

Niggas run around with ego in a medium.

You probably have bad options, though.

You know,

they always adding a lot of people.

You're talking about real mediums.

Yo, you're a bad.

You're not a medium.

You get all the sales shit.

You get all the sales shit.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, all the stock is there.

For a medium.

You killed Neiman Marcus.

You had to see me in there trying shit on for parks.

Nigga, I'm way fatter this park.

No, no, no.

You did good, man.

You did good.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Fit like a glove.

And if not, let me know.

So

fit like a glove.

I don't know.

You'd be liking that white boy fit.

That's

right.

Yeah.

Sounds racist, but it's a little broken.

He ain't fit.

That's the cut.

It's the thing.

Hello.

It really is.

Go over there.

You can't fit it.

And I do like this shit.

I do like a little bit of it.

My fat ass.

I don't have anything else that I need to get off of my chest.

It's the fourth quarter.

It's going to be slow news.

The Jets are making moves based on Madden ratings.

Yes.

Jerry Judy.

Jerry Judy.

They didn't want him because his Madden rating wasn't high enough.

The Jets are a mess.

I'm glad.

And he went crazy.

What?

Yeah.

And he went crazy.

They didn't want him because his

Madden rating wasn't high enough.

That's correct.

Yeah.

And he's busting it.

I said Woody Johnson is taking advice from his kids.

Yo.

On what to do with the team.

Jesus.

I watched some clip that some Jets fan or sports fan put together the other day.

The Jets record is what, like four and nine?

Something like that.

So they just kept showing.

The Jets would be if,

and then it was like, five and nine if this Doofus makes his field goal.

They show it.

Six and nine if Garrett Wilson catches this ball one foot away from the end, one step away from the end goal.

Seven and nine if the same Doofus makes this field goal again.

Eight and nine if he knew to run, stay inbounds and not run out of bounds.

Nine and whatever.

They just was, I'm like, God.

They lost mad games.

They had

caught a lot of bad breaks this season.

Yeah.

They did.

Yo,

I hate to be one of them fans that buy into this bodega cat thing,

but I think it's real.

What?

I watched the Knicks versus the Timberwolves at Timberwolves.

Okay.

Big game for Cat, return game.

You know, Julius and Dante want to get their shit off.

I think Cat is now the first player in NBA history to have 30 points, 22 rebounds, make five threes, five assists, and something else in a regular season game.

So he went absolutely crazy.

And I just might have had him.

I don't know.

This cat that's on the Knicks is not the cat that I've seen on the Timberwolves.

So I want to just take a little bit off that

off that heat.

I was getting a little bit of a shot.

So you're just rebranding him Bodega Cat?

That's who he is now.

I like that.

He's Bodega Cat.

As a fan of Bodega Cats.

I'm super into that.

I thought you were talking about a room.

I'm like, what the fuck?

I told you.

I ain't mad at that.

I said he's going to be dope.

And he's going to be good for you.

Oh, man.

No,

I told you.

He looks.

Yeah, man.

He looks.

All he had to do is get acclimated.

Y'all still a piece away.

Actually, I agree.

I actually think that for Christmas, I might go to that Christmas game, the Spurs.

Oh, yeah.

How many games you been to?

Season took it, right?

No.

I ain't been to one.

Not a one.

See, that, not a one.

That's rich.

That's rich.

That's rich.

That's rich.

Nigga, phone ain't ring.

Huh?

Phone ain't ring.

What do you mean the phone ain't ring?

His phone did not ring.

Your phone wrung when Mark took you, nigga.

And I answered, and I went.

yeah you're welcome

you been selling them shits huh you been selling them shits different no

they just sitting there empty yeah i'll put it in the group chat next time you're like

y'all gonna go yes what

oh i didn't know hell yeah hell yeah it's be perturbed

all the people i know that got seasoned tickets they be like yo Like Charlie.

Charlie puts her shit in the thing.

And once you get them, it's like, yeah.

Yeah.

Charlie be like, yo, somebody want to go to the Giants Giants Gate?

Yes.

Yeah, nigga.

Yeah.

Well, I don't want to go to the game.

I might go to the Knicks.

Charlie got the Spurs.

Knicks, too.

And then run to my family's house after that and see what's going on, depending on who's doing what, man.

I told Pop his fucking mac and cheese.

Sometimes you got to have uncomfortable conversations with your parents.

I ain't going to do it to him because he listens to this shit.

You don't say.

But at what point do you let a parent or loved one know that their time behind the mac and cheese or favorite dish has come to an end?

You can't.

He don't give a fuck.

He don't even be trying to cook the noodles all the way through no more.

You don't.

Crunchy ass noodles.

Bob don't be giving a fuck on the mac and cheese no more, man.

Something wrong with you.

Yeah, no, come on, Paul.

All right, I'm going to come.

I'm going to come eat, man.

I don't have anything else.

Do any of you guys have anything that's near and dear to your heart that you want to share on your platform?

Do you have have any personal stories you want to get out there that I've been suppressing you from sharing?

You got smoke?

Yeah, but I'm going to save it for Patreon.

I got some smoke.

I got some smoke with Joe.

Save it for Patreon.

Okay.

Interesting.

Joe?

Joe Thomas?

No, Joe Budden.

Joe.

Which one?

Three of them.

That's me.

Number two.

Number two.

I was holding you down.

You got a cop of plea before you even know the beef.

I was holding you down, though.

Oh, my man, son.

All right, we can save a patreon.

Anybody?

Y'all cool?

Cool?

We cleared?

We clear?

Yeah, we did.

I'm good.

We clear.

It's the weekend.

Anybody got any weekend plans?

Weekend plans?

Finish later?

I'm christmas shopping, bro.

That's it.

I got a couple pieces left, and I'm done.

No, I'm with you Monday.

I can't let the weekend

see me on the Christmas shopping.

Fuck, that.

I'm getting this shit off.

Oh, yeah.

You're a star.

Yeah, you can't.

Yeah.

No, that shit is annoying.

Y'all a star.

Shut up.

No, that shit is annoying.

It ain't annoying for me.

You got to see me on Fifth Ave.

All of the good stores got a line outside of them.

They're holding them white people up.

They are.

I walk right in there.

Hey, you come.

That's what I'm saying.

Smooth, smooth.

Yo, you got an appointment?

Nick is expecting me.

Do you have anybody?

Nigga, move.

Yo, said it once.

Move.

You see what trouble that's got you in, right?

You keep being defiant to these white people.

Oh, shit.

Yo, okay, Nick.

Okay, Nick.

Yeah, all right.

They be hot.

They got me.

Yeah, that's what it is.

They be mad as hell.

Oh, my lord.

I live up the block.

I'm in billionaire's row.

Okay, excuse me.

Oh, Scissor's finally out.

Great.

Yeah.

Can't wait till listen to a list.

That's an instant purchase for me on a fried

one right there.

That is, sorry, but Scissor is a.

15 new souls.

Yeah, there we go.

Up, yep.

Scissor, what's the name of this shit?

Lana.

L-A-A.

Where is that?

I'm looking at an Apple.

No, it ain't out for purchase.

Yeah.

Oh, they want you to stream away.

Run them numbers up.

Sizza.

Lana L-A-N-A.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's not out in iTunes.

Let me just try Sizza.

Let's do this.

Millions of people listening to me try to find find something right now this should be annoying bro

it should not it should not be this hard to find music yeah

i'm gonna wait yeah it's not in it to be available for purchase i'll check it out during the break

um

and i'm going with mario man i ain't gonna let sean and wanye and them do all that fuck out of here i was gonna call sean stockman but that would seem shady they both friends of the show they both friends of the show I'm going with, and Mario has a new album out.

I don't know if y'all covered that while I was gone, but it's a really good album.

Really good album.

Name of this album is Glad You Came.

The record I'm playing is called Keep Going.

I know you say things,

I know what you mean.

Face time, you don't leave me.

This time you believe me.

Got some blood on my hands, but I'm still

friend.

Stay down and you gon' see me.

Face down till you don't see me.

You know I go deep, yeah.

Yeah, you know we loved it.

I release your stress.

Cause I know you feel the pressure.

I

seen this in my dream, it was you, yeah.

But we could wake up one morning and it's through, yeah.

Just keep on kissing me, girl.

I don't wanna stop this.

Keep on going, I just might kiss you.

Wanna

I know you like how I apologize.

Cause now I got you screaming like

Don't you wanna feel it?

How it felt when we met

Spacing too slow down when we set side

Loving you is wrong, then I don't wanna get it right

I know you say things, keep saying the same things.

We can do more than talk, till we hear the alarm.

Know how much it hurts, but it does feel worth it.

Lay down, draw, make it easy.

Face down till you don't see me.

You know I go deep in.

Girl, you know we laugh at.

I release your stress.

Cause I know you feel depression.

I,

oh, yeah.

Seen this in my dream, it was you, yeah.

I

But when I wake up one morning, it is through, yeah.

Just keep on kissing me, girl, I don't wanna stop this.

Keep on going, I just wanna kiss you on it.

I know you like how I apologize.

Cause now I got you screaming like

Don't you wanna feel it how it felt when we met?

Spacing too slows down down when we said stop.

Loving you is wrong, and I don't wanna get it right.

That's brand new music from Friend of the Show, Mario.

Huh?

It's a whole album though, right?

Yeah, yeah, he has a whole album out called Glad You Came.

Really good project.

The name of that song is Keep Going.

Ah, I'm not saying that part, but

uh child demario uh also before one of you go i want to send prayers out to trade a truth friend of the show my guy uh his daughter is missing i've been seeing him campaigning

i've been seeing him campaigning

and i've just been stumped at how somebody as great and giving and selfless as trader truth could end up going through some shit like this so that's crazy uh prayers to trade the truth

for sure for sure

uh i'm gonna go to Chicago.

This young lady's name is Bjornik.

It's called Espresso Martini.

Beautiful, beautiful.

Record nippers.

Yeah, I love her.

This song is hard.

Express any emotions.

Got me burnt out.

Talk to that nigga.

Now, just

So I can get this shit up off of me.

Cause you don't piss me off the little gigs.

Tell me, what more do you want from me?

No, I don't wanna talk about it.

Cause you ain't finna listen to me, anyways.

I don't wanna talk about this now,

no.

Ain't just what you wanted from me.

Controlling my mood, yeah.

Just call it special martini.

Ain't even in midjah.

Now I don't wanna talk about it.

Cause you ain't finna listen to me anyway.

Wait, caution.

Me and you gon' fight.

You don't never hear me out.

You just always wear your mouth exploding.

I'm so man.

Like you know, I don't gotta say when I had a bad day.

Express for not teaching me

so I can get the shit up off of me.

Cause you done piss me off the little things.

Tell me, what more do you want from me?

No, I don't wanna talk about this.

Cause you ain't finna

I don't wanna talk about this no,

no.

Ain't just what you wanted from me.

Controlling my emotion.

Can't even admit your hella room.

Now I don't wanna talk about it.

Cause you ain't finna listen to me anyways.

Oh, it's nice.

It's nicknamed.

Shout out to her.

I'm going to play Sean Stockman.

I'm going to start early in the Christmas shit.

This is Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas.

Have yourself

a merry little Christmas.

Let your heart beat light

next

year, all our

troubles will be out of sight.

Have yourself

a merry little Christmas.

Make the old time

next year, all our

troubles will be mine

once again, as in olden days.

Happy golden days

of

your

faithful friends who are dear to us

will be near to us

once more

Someday

someday

we'll know we'll meet again

If the fates allow

Until then,

we'll have to muddle through

summer

to ask

yourself

a merry little

Christmas

night

Gotta go do this go differently.

We'll be near to us

once more

someday

soon we'll all

be together.

Lift the faints aloud

until then

we'll have to muddle through somehow

somehow

and have

Sean, that was fucked up what you and your little crew did to Mario.

That was crazy.

Mario had that shit in a bag, too.

And he was killing.

I would have done that performance and walked away thinking that I had this sealed up already.

Here come Juan Yay and I think you in the back and you hear that.

You just smoke the shit.

You in the back like, oh, wait, oh, what the fuck?

Yeah, no, that was a setup.

I had to run back out there, like, Martin.

That was definitely

fucking all this shit up.

I'm going to some old shit.

Sine

Hartnett, if you let me featuring grades, I might have played this shit when I first came.

No, it's funny.

But this is one of our sleeper classics.

I feel like this

podcast.

Everybody played it.

We played a lot of this.

Mel played this, but this one, this was the one that set it off for her amongst black podcasters.

Nah, she's a friend of the show.

Shout out to Sinead.

It hurts me the most when I wake.

A fumble and turned.

That's how you feel.

There's so much.

No matter what

it came from Android.

These shits go for mine.

It's on that

dreams of your smile.

It's on all of us.

It's a whole song.

No.

I gotta show you how I love you like I've never, ever love somebody.

I'll give you things you didn't even know you wanted.

Don't tell me that it's not enough.

My time is up, you're over us.

Cause I think I might do

anything for you.

If you just let me

true, if you just let me

sing a little bit,

you gotta catch her

lie.

Yeah, I know it.

I know this whole, you know, you know it, girl.

I know it.

She don't know that shit.

And the smell of your sense.

How could I forget your words, how they cut me to shreds?

But to tell you the truth, every piece is for you.

I don't wanna be just dying real.

And I don't wanna feel your wings break free.

Because without you, I'm lost in the breeze.

I gotta be strong now.

I gotta show you how I love you.

Like I've never ever loved somebody.

I'll give you things you didn't even know you wanted.

Don't tell me that it's not enough.

My time is up, you're over us.

Cause I think I might do

anything for you

if you just let me,

yeah.

If you just let me let me

if you just let me

have

me.

I'll love you like I'll never ever love somebody.

I'll give you things you didn't even know you won't.

Oh, don't tell me yet.

It's not enough.

My time is up, you're over us.

Cause I think I might do anything for you.

If you just

let me

it's Sinead Hartneck if you if you just let me

I don't know why she ain't put

in there

I at least get the hoodies with you I at least take a ride

I sent it to you I know you got it yeah oh okay um let's just introing you a little bit doggy frozen

doggy.

This song is called Brown Eyes by Silky and Bella.

I know some things

we can do.

I'm not saying much, cause it's all over, over my face.

I don't usually speak my mind,

But right now I don't care about the consequences

On sight, oh God, can't you give me everything?

No, I'll take it

Something about the way you look at me I can't explain Usually careful but it looks like I'm falling in love

Falling in love

with you, yeah.

With you, yeah.

Not just

anybody

touching my body, boy, you're not anybody.

Like how you talk about it.

The sound of your voice enough just to get me started.

I know what you like, and we gon' do it till morning.

Nothing else feels like falling

in the heart

with you again.

Falling in the heart

with you, yeah.

with you, yeah.

And I'm sure,

sure, sure.

Never had a love like this before,

before,

for

everyone and sent me an angel.

Oh, yeah.

And I'ma give you everything, boy, you ain't gotta choose.

I swear I'm down for you.

Oh, that's just beautiful.

I love some little backwards, yeah, backwards guitar cups.

Falling in love

with you, yeah.

That is Brown Eyes by Silky and Bella.

That was fun.

That was nice.

That was fun.

That was nice, man.

Shout out to whoever put you on.

Yeah.

You got the Brown Eyes by Silky and Bella before Lil Vicious.

Her palate is just, you're the girl.

Stop the hate campaign.

No, you're the girl.

You're the girl.

I can't fuck with you.

Fuck you.

Come on.

Big now.

I'm on your side.

Always.

Always.

And scams hollow.

Yeah.

Oh, I took a bit for ice.

Oh, shit.

Ice tubs got there holla.

Yeah.

Don't say nothing.

If y'all catch me in the scam store seeing what they got, I ain't going to be on some shot shot SGA shit

But I gotta see if that's what the skims windbreakers are hitting it for some of these women companies thrive on on the backs of men

No for real I cursed the ug store out the other day in the mall.

What you're like, oh, you're not getting anything?

No, y'all don't make for men anymore.

Y'all don't make a real small you get a half a little corner over there with some derelict TJ Maxx Uggs.

The whole store now is the flyest shit for for women you ever seen.

They put a boot in the window that looked like a dude, Columbia, hard shit.

I went in there like,

it's for girls.

It's a woman's boot.

I said, all right.

American Dream guy.

I'm done with y'all.

Yeah, but why not just break social norms and wear the girl boot?

No.

No, that's okay.

I won't.

I'm going to wear men's clothing.

Hey, man.

You want to buy girls and eaters?

No.

My feet are not that solid.

You can do that.

That's not true.

It's all right.

Well, if it's unisex,

aren't uggs basically like unisex?

I'm buying men's.

I want the men's Uggs.

Yeah.

Not women's.

You got an M on a box.

In my size.

Yeah, no, I want the M.

Yeah, man.

I got it.

All right.

I'm cool on that.

It's fine.

Lululemon, another one.

Look, they used to have half the store men.

They still got flasher.

Yeah, the men's section has

shrunk a bit.

That Ugg shit is bad, bro.

Ughs did dudes dirty.

It's all right.

Remember, you used used to have all the slippers, a whole bunch up now.

There was nothing in there for a girl but a little robe and some socks.

Not no more.

Sean's talking.

That was fucked up.

And send me this version that y'all did.

I need the boys to men version of this.

Listen, man, hopefully, y'all have enjoyed this broadcast as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you.

Keep us in your prayers.

Lord knows we need to be there.

When you love someone.

When you love someone, go ahead and keep them in your prayers now.

Till next time, we bid you a new farewell.

Adios Ariba Dergi, Osta La Vista, Arvoi, so long goodbye.

Or a simple head nod will suffice.

Remember, life is a series of moments.

Take it to the bridge.

Maybe I'm wrong.

Everything stops with a bridge or those real hands.

Nah, there ain't no car out there

35 and up, 35 and up.

Here we go.

Waiting for

a girl like you.

Waiting for

you.

You ain't waiting.

No, you better go crazy right here.

Yeah, waiting.

That's the white classic rip.

Yeah.

All right, man.

Listen, life is a series of moments.

And moments pass.

So let's make this one last as if it's all

each one of us has, man.

All praise, all praise due to the high power, man.

Again, nobody's doing nothing this week in this fly.

No, no, no, no, no, nothing, nothing, nothing.

Christmas shopping.

Christmas shopping.

All right,

I might get back out there in the morning or something like that.

And that's it, man.

Y'all hold it down out there.

We will be back same time, same place next week.

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might make up for

Wednesday night.

Maybe this weekend we can make up for that.

Huh?

We might make up for Wednesday night.

We'll talk about it on the picture.

Oh, yeah, no, for sure.

We need to rebound this.

We need a redo.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, man.

Me, Parks, and Amani go to the strip club.

No, no, no, don't.

Wait, wait, wait.

I'm on your talk with us.

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