Episode 781 | "Pepticides"

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Coming off the flight,

coming here, nigga,

let's get to it.

Are you straight from the airport?

Straight from the airport.

Straight from the airport.

You didn't go home first.

I did go home.

Oh.

And take a nap?

Straight from the airport.

Did you take a nap too?

I took a nap for about five minutes.

I'm on my business.

Yeah.

Straight from the airport to the house. Yeah.
Shower, take a shower. When I still come in the work, rest up.
No, no. That's what's up.
It's commitment. It is.
Fuck y'all niggas. Y'all niggas are funny.
No, we not. We just said you ain't come straight from the airport.
Yes. By definition, no to stop.
All right, good luck. All right, my fault.
I came straight from the airport. You right, you right.
We on? Yeah, we're on. Yes, sir! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! All right, we good.
What's poppin', what's poppin', what's poppin'? No, it's good. Yes, sir.
Happy to see everybody. Shout out to y'all out there.
You know the fucking vibes, man. Shout out to the parents.
It's a family show. It's a family show, man.
Happy to be here today. Big Mel.
Big Mel. Fuck they talking about, huh? Ish.
Huh? Carolina Blue. Huh? Yeah.
What's your favorite hue? Is she blue? Yes, sir. Mark.
What's up? What's up? It's probably the last day for them jeans. Oh.
Nope. This is the last day, but we got to get, what size is them? Small.
Wait. It's time to go up.
Wait, time to go up. That's not a size.
I'm joking. I'm joking.
I'm joking. I'm joking.
So I get bullied about this. So I'm committed to wearing, I have about 20 pair of exact same jeans.
Same size. I love them.
I know they're small. They are tiny.
I know. Same thing with the hoodies.
You can't use the dryer. I'll give you an example.
I just took the tag off this hoodie, right? Medium. Really? Yeah.
I thought that shit was like from like your storage. Nope.
I thought you had that hoodie for years. We literally make these at my store.
I take off a medium every time. That's a flex.
That's a flex. That's not.
I'm just saying. Support black shit.
Controversial. I like mediums.
I like mediums. I like mediums.
I thought about changing it one day because y'all was on the balcony grinding me up. Y'all two.
Hey, yo. Yo, that was crazy.
That was wild. Okay.
That was egregious. Grind me up.
That's the nasty fucking image. Took a little trip.
It said I look like Herschel Walker with the belly shirt. Zeke Ali.
I don't give a fuck. They're going to get smaller.
For real? Yep. They're only going to get smaller.
It's not possible. Watch.
Watch. You think that shit is flying? Well, I mean, he can wear it.
It's my choice. When niggas get married and shit and they're not outside, I'm going to do shit like that.
They don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck.
I'm going to wear something smaller to show my two pieces of ass. Nigga, stop.
Come on, Mark. You fly today.
And you got some shit. Now, your jeans are tighter than mine today.
Yeah, well, today I had to throw them on. Them shit, I don't know.
You came back from Puerto Rico looking crazy. You look like a male stripper, man.
I had to throw them on. Rhinestones? Is this Rhinestones? I'm not even trying.
Listen, I'm going to keep it real. I'm not trying to roast you.
You got your fresh haircut. Your hairline is all the way further than mine, nigga.
I'm not trying to roast you. Take your hat off.
Your shit is saying wine right now. Take your hat off.
You thought you came here looking young, nigga. You don't, nigga.
I know I'm old. You don't like baby face.
You like the other nigga. The opposite of that.
Chill. Shout to Van Latham, too.
I think he just got back from Turkey. Yes.
I see niggas just doing the turkey. Yeah, I'm about to go back there.
I'm about to go to Turkey, man. Ayes, you wanted to go to Turkey, right? Yes, sir.
We're free. I don't respect y'all.
Y'all not real bald dudes. You not neither, nigga.
I don't respect you, nigga. You get so much money, who knows what you're going to do next? That rush to Turkey to get it back.
Nigga, I've been bald for years. Yeah, but you want to change it.
Yeah, so that ain't rushing now. Marry the game, man.
You're not gonna do it? I did that. No.
I can't picture Iceland hair. No, Mark.
I miss my hair. I cut my hair off when I still had hair.
I did this at 30, 31. Okay.
Like, I just wanted to bald. That was, come on, man.
Stop playing me, man. Bald by choice man all my choice listen like jade kiss I created a path and left a trail for the ices for the main dogs the flips what for the fucking who else out there man yeah before me it was just bars cojo baldy and a goatee before, bald niggas couldn't even connect their shit.
Shit was looking all discombobulent. I came and changed the game.
Now look out there. This nigga is crazy.
Now look out there. These niggas still can't connect.
Listen, it's a few solid niggas, but it's not enough. It's not enough.
We need more. We need more, man.
This nigga is nuts. I'm not fucking with Joe together.
Y'all been such a good move, man. Y'all happy holidays to everybody out there.
Yes, yes. Y'all mean, except for my barber.
Y'all mean, the nation. Y'all niggas lock up.
Y'all don't celebrate. Shit, I try to small talk with my barber.
Hey, man, you ready for holidays?

What you getting your lady?

He's like, we don't really.

It's like, you motherfucker. It's your barber?

Huh?

It's your barber?

No, it's just one foot in, one foot out.

He don't celebrate no holidays.

He wouldn't have made the six-month initiation process.

What?

But he'd be at every Founders Day event.

Shit is crazy.

What are you talking about?

It stops going to Founders Day, yo. I don't even know what that is.
But you guys. Yes, you do.
It's Founders Day. That's for like fraternities and shit.
That's when they celebrate how that shit was founded. He talking about Savior's Day.
Yeah. Savior's Day.
I don't know what that is. You do look like a light-skinned dude from the nation, though.
Oh, he do, right? He look like the nigga in the nation that turned coat. Yes.

Ish for action.

Yeah, the nigga in the nation that

go tell, tell

anybody the plans.

Try to get this

whole shit shot up.

Don't do that,

the nigga that

looked like him

got locked up for

that shit and he

was innocent.

He look like the

nigga that bring

the cops into the

private nation

meeting with a

trench coat trying

to blend in.

Talking about

Aki.

I don't believe none of that

Newark shit.

That nigga's a Virginia plant.

By way of Maryland.

I don't believe that.

I'm a chicken plant.

Yeah, I don't want it.

He made up a story.

I came to Newark,

I got shot.

Yeah, nigga.

No, who are you really?

We got to learn people, yo.

How did you get here?

We got to learn about our friends.

Fuck that shit.

Ain't no Muslims

in Virginia and Maryland?

No.

I don't know. No, who are you really? We got to learn people, yo.
How did you get here?

We got to learn about our friends.

Fuck that shit.

Ain't no Muslims in Virginia and Maryland?

No.

No, not a one.

I got you.

I never quite seen them.

You got it, dog.

I mean, shoot, teach me.

You got it, fam.

I'm open to learning, by the way.

Remain teachable.

It's my new shit going into 2025. That's real.
It started in 2025? Yeah. That was a shot.
No, it wasn't. You do those shots.
It was a question. Your question is a shot.
It wasn't intended to be. Sorry if it hurt you.
Then apologize. I said sorry if it hurt you before you even said something.
Sorry if it hurt you. Not sorry for doing it.
If it wasn't a shot. That was a dismissive apology.
No, if it wasn't a shot. That was a dude apology.
Oh, you want to know? Oh, you don't know how to apologize. All right.
We got it. I think that's important to know which one of your friends don't really know how to apologize.
I don't take it the wrong way. I'm sorry if it hurt you.
Watch your fucking mouth, nigga. Who are you talking to? Oh, that's me.
Because I was going to sleep last night and wanted to hear my text.

In case my baby called.

Aww.

Don't awe me.

Fuck Parks.

Yo.

I hate Parks.

My bad.

I absolutely hate Parks.

I'm going to find a way to ruin his happiness.

Yo.

That's a shame about me.

I got you.

He chilling too hard now.

All right.

All right, buddy.

Yep. Oh, my God.
Where the pancakes at? I was promised pancakes. Oh, that's true.
I came in. They never answered our collective question as to whether or not there was cookware here.
Yeah, we did. There's cookware here.
No, no, no. There was always cookware here.
Pop used to come in here and use the cookware to make burgers and stuff. I don't know.
I came in. I'm looking for food.
First of all, it's meat. There's pots in there.
What were y'all talking about? And good ones. A cast iron.
I might have been out beside myself. There's a cast iron pot here.
Pan. Well, we need a pan.
Yeah. Yeah.
A pan. There's pans here.
Oh, okay. All right.
People that can cook have come here and cooked. Enough of your lies.
Enough now. And you don't have to anymore.
We love you. Hello, hello.
You were involved in this little situation. Y'all both were supposed to make penguins, right? I don't eat the sandwiches that they're giving you.
You ain't got snitch on me talking about my business. Don't bring me into your shit.
You stole. He's talking to you.
He's talking to you, too. Mel, why do you feel the need to lie so much?

No, for real.

That's just a direct question.

Listen, motherfuckers be getting their lies on up here, so, you know.

Who the most, though?

Love you, Mel.

I volunteer him as the most.

Okay.

That's crazy.

That's crazy. She lied in the lie line.
Yeah, no. Even that's a lie.
She don't believe that shit. Oh, man.
Did you really be making pancakes? I do make pancakes. Mark, how long you known her? How long we known her? 15 years? About that.
Yeah. And you've never seen a pancake? No.
Has she cooked anything?

See, I lived with Ish. At some point, my memory is foggy, but I feel like he got up and was like,

yo, nigga.

Yo, you want a little something?

I'm about to...

How niggas do when they live together?

You learn about your whole shit, nigga. Give me a little

Egg McMuffin and some shit.

I didn't know you had that in your pan. Egg call Cap on that.
I call Cap on that, but okay. Don't look at you.
Try to save your man. Fuck him.
Do you know that if Ish were to beat you in a cook-off, some people will never see you the same. So fuck him.
It's about you to me. Okay.
Okay. See, Mark.
It's going to happen. In the 15 years you've known her, has she cooked anything? Um.
In fairness, in fairness. I'll see you go for number two.
It's, I don't, I don't, I've never had. It's okay, man.
I've never had the relationship with Mel that Ish and Joe had. So, like, y'all live together.
So you would see somebody cook. But if I hang out with Mel, we go, you know, we hang out, I see her, I go eat.
Yeah, it's outside. You would go eat.
Yeah, it's outside. Yeah, you would go probably eat.
Yeah, at restaurants. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It's never a time where you would maybe come over for dinner. Never.
Because y'all would probably go eat. Because she's wanted a go eater.
She's a foodie. So wintertime, like, yo, what you doing? Want to catch a movie? I'm going to cut by and just hang out.
And then hanging out, I'm going to whip something up. No.
Some people aren't whippers. Whippers.
Don't mean they can't cook. They're orderers.
I hope your screen cracked. Oh, shit.
Damn. She on your ass, bro.
I don't know why. You're fucking in this with me.
What the fuck? And you should be able to cook. Some of you been in jail.
Yeah. All my jail niggas would go right to the ice with it.
There's anything out of whatever's in there. All for a one joint.
What's the name of the one joint? One plate. Hot plate.
Yeah, one hot plate. Them niggas are chef it up in there.
Oodles and noodles. I can't really picture Mel turning her cot into a stove.

But I can make hooch.

Don't worry about it.

Here we go.

You got the tunes, right?

It's just press play.

For inspiration and something.

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry about it.

You a liar.

You a liar.

I want to hear that tune by Redman.

Can't wait.

That tune to bomb, yo.

You got it. Coming from the dark side radio.
This is the thing. Woo! Yo, yo, yo, coming to the vibes from the bad police with my niggas from the Uda Phil's up, y'all.
And now my niggas from the weak place up, y'all. But it's bomb, somebody said you meant the wind.
Mic check, one, two, one, two, mic check, one, two, one, two. We gonna be here for a minute, go ahead and grab your vice Here goes Like I had several balls in my clothes, me's wet like all you girls draws me Creptin' bills, spreadin' fooders in the hit-ass Rollin' up in the ass, who trippin' for the tin bag, etc I roll my blus with two textures, pick up 50 bags Shout to whoever you might be listening from! Big Jersey, Big Jersey!

All my Jersey hoods with poppin' nose!

Oh wait for the ladies, oh wait for the ladies!

Whoa! I'm broke on shit like Huffy You couldn't beat me if you ran with 21 Jump Street Or 90210, fuck it yo

In the movies, I'm the nigga pumping food in the back floor Recipe's her K&G. I never claim to be the best type of rapper You have to show the motherfuckers what I'm after I'm after the gold and after that the platinum Beef after that hurricane chief likes to get some Chigabang bang, yo bust the slang with my name It's the red man on the front line Like the motherfucking rights for nights tonight Do what I wanna do, to do it like dynamite Do what perfect it, when the funk been injected I'm rough enough to rock more like Puff the Magic

Then pass it when I'm through cause my crew got started

I don't blame you be a big rap star

Cause no matter who you are, you still can't just pull a scar

So listen up and take me to what I'm saying

Cause you guys tonight, and me and my niggas ain't playing.

What's up nigga?

Yeah, what up?

You good?

I'm good.

Yeah. You good?

I'm good.

Yeah.

Uh. What's up nigga? Yeah what up? You good? I'm good.
Yeah. You know this song used to be like, Andy up for Jersey niggas.
You get robbed right now. You got money on you? Nah.
Good thing. Good thing.
Hey, yes you do. Yes you do.
Yes you do. I seen you out there.
I seen you out there. SABOLE! I always got played by a honey dip, but now I want a money tip So now I call the honey dip, honey bitch Let's swing hard, we can trust when I come from there I feel like child to burn scrunch like a dumb dumb Remember Redman, last album I was hardcore Now I'm back to tear the frame out your ass crack Cause I get repped with the tech, with the plenum or wet And what you see is what you get and what you getting is your ass Play a game of Russian roulette and have a blast Ay yo, lyrical gasp in the criminal' in criminal tactics Non-believers get my dick and genital backwards Let's face it, there's no replacement Taste this, mad underground basement Shit I'm laced with, avalanche on your whole camp when I'm splitted Fuck Dr.
Who's fuck this, no minute twisted I got connects like Federal Express To get the fresh package and bless, the can't fetch. Got the clear spot from the rear block.

To bust till every nigga's beard drop.

May not fear not.

Hold your nose and blow out till your ears pop.

Since your crew souped you the shift that you claimed that your ears lost.

Whip.

This underground.

Cannabis.

I'm dangerous like John the Bomb analyst.

The Pimps is like peace.

My degree's freeze consecutivelyively. Like 8 p.m.
D. L.
Peace.

We starting soon.

Are y'all up?

Yeah.

Okay, great. I'm making shit up, fuck how you feel Fuck with the liver, please, I'm getting my stomach Milk and magnesia, cleps, the box, beat and bust More than America, we should put it everywhere My life familiar is ultimate superior We don't drop cars, we drop for air-frived carriers I bounce like trampolines when I be blowing the bees to pieces Him, I'm like throwing machines and.
She tried swallowing the nine-piece, but got a warrant to the most key. I'm a first.
Yo, Mr. Chief.
What you saying, man?

What you saying?

You got a mic.

What y'all talking about?

What y'all talking about?

Well, it's the intro.

We don't talk through the intros.

We communicate silent.

What y'all saying?

Nothing.

Yeah. Yeah, play some shit I know, nigga.
Say nothing to Jersey shit. Yeah, play some shit I know.
Nah, I gotta see who hip hop and who ain't. I'm not hip hop, nigga.
These non-hip hop niggas be trying to blend in these days. Gotta keep an eye out for them.
Gotta keep an eye out for them. Yo, bless the still, step out, dress the kill.
Spark the L. What the deal? Clock the squill, the MC overkill.
I'm starting soon, I promise. I'm starting soon, I promise.
Dox the name, cock the blade. Back to belief the fame.
Hater, itch for foe, dope, misch for foe. Hit the safe for cake, shoulda sweet for the cold.
Muppets need compelled because the drug happened. I ain't gonna lie to you.
Nah, this was the one. That bull there got hit with the blade.
Dog, the goodness is the same time as thong song is the same time as you owe me. Dog, I don't know what you talking about.
I've been had a demo before. I went straight up cash out the car.
I'm going to buy your port now. I'm going to buy your port now.
I'm going to buy your port man, don't worry about it. No, you don't.
No, you don't. That squad from the Jersey set.
Wow, the fuck y'all. You made his way to Canada? Alright, big Mel, talking to the niggas.
He's like, I'm crazy. I don't feel it at you, buddy yeah buddy? Shake your steak, ha Alright man, we got a great show around now for you today Get ready, rugga, momma Shake your steak, ha Oh, you're nasty, so Shake your steak, ha Ooh, wow Ooh, my God Oh, my God Shake it the f***g up out there Yeah Are you ready today? Brick City was boppin' though! Energy up, energy up! Some of us was outside for this! Hear this jersey back, hey! You know you, they're right down on the floor! Uh oh! It's me! Yes! Yes! Uh oh Yes, sir! Here we go! Microphone check-up, swingin' Schwab lecture.
Closing down the factor, supreme neck protector. Better want him, kid, Mr.
Messer. Fall and pop, pop the blow is lit from the pressure.
Too hot for TV, for cheesy. Too many wanna be hard, be easy.
It's all in the ever going on. Not together, it don't take much to please you.
Alright, good. I'm ready now, I'm ready now, I'm ready now.
Y'all mean, this'll be a showless broadcast game, man. No clash, James.
Good vibes all around, all around the board. Put your lights out.
Get this shit to crack and got you feeling with your pipe, child. Time for some action.
Surfing the album. Y'all mean this shit got Corey doing curls on the side.
Get your shit off. Get your shit off, Corey.
Stop me, back in the flesh, blood and bones

Don't condone, spin bank loans and homegrown

Suckers break like turbo and ozone

When I grab the broom, moonwalk, the tomb hall My goon's bark, leave you in the blue, the blue law I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry Hey man. We have keys and we ship rampi at all Shotgun, hand on the pump Sippin' on the 40s

Smokin' on the floor

Smokin' on the floor

Smokin' on the floor

It good!

La la la la la la la la Big Jersey, big Jersey. Anytime I'm in the building, I think it's the same for Issh and Ice.

I don't know what they rep outside of here.

I don't know where Issh be saying he from if you catch him.

Use your butt.

Catch him on the side, man.

I'm Jersey always.

Said he from Queens.

Always.

And Queens.

And some to South Carolina.

Uh-huh.

You like Tupac.

I made my presence known wherever the fuck I was at.

Hey, say what you want.

Oh, man.

Say what you want.

Thank you. knowing we're having to fuck out with that.
Hey, say what you want. Oh, man.
Say what you want. All right.
Come on, man. Keep the applause going for the best podcast group in the world.
Fuck is they talking about? And Ice, don't make me mad. Stop.
Always respect me. You was there for some of it.
I'm going to cut this off and I'm going to get back to the pod. Broken wings? But just...
Oh, shit. Look at Flip.
That shocked me. No, he's thinking about the original.
Well, he's the original. No, I'm not.
Tupac. Who sings the original? Who sings this? You know? You know who sings this? Mr.
Mister. I'm not.
I You cheater I can't see it from here I was just playing this Like two days ago in my car I forgot what I'm talking to This is my shit Yeah but You know she know All them white boy songs These h right, come on.

Let's get to it.

Let them hear a little bit.

No way.

No way.

It's not about me.

A boss.

No way.

It's not about me.

Oh.

Go do your homework.

Listen, I'm here with the best podcast group in the fucking world, man. There's nobody better.
There's nobody better. Let's keep this applause going.
Let me get these drops out the way. Oh, man.
Boy, am I in the holiday spirit up in this piece. Yeah, man.
You started playing your Christmas jingles yet? I'm feeling good. Not yet.
Start shopping? Not yet. Not yet.
I dig. Not yet.
Not yet. I just asked my kid what he wanted.
I just found out. Then I saw Christmas lands on.
Yeah, I might go get a little fake tree, see what's going on. But I definitely in the holiday spirit.
Shout out to everybody out there, man. Christmas shopping.
Yeah. Shopping for yourself.
The malls is packed. Malls is packed.
Yes. The malls are packed.
I was coming to say Black Friday's dead, but maybe I'm wrong. I went to the mall when we left here.
New Jersey is the mall capital of the country. It is.
Got it. Okay.
It's malls. We would see it differently than the rest of the country.
Shit was quiet over. Not out here.
These streets is fucked up. I went to the mall when we left here Friday.
It was, brah. So the last thing is crazy.
It was crazy. I didn't know that.
Crazy. You copped.
You still copped, though, when you went. Stop playing with Freeze.
You both said Freeze? Nah, nah. Stop playing with Freeze is all I'm I'm saying.
So you window shop? Oh, you both said, okay.

What, the TV or some shit? Don't play with it.

You play with him?

It's Christmas shopping time.

You got a home.

You know who the fuck that is?

TV asses?

Don't sleep on niggas with them pumas.

I'm not playing with a nigga like this.

Niggas with them pumas just trying to walk in on the humble.

This nigga Freeze taking his name serious, nigga.

He's changed niggas' lives, nigga.

Don't stop playing with him.

Yeah.

What is your, what?

You know what I'm talking about, man?

They keep putting him side by side with how he look when he first joined the pod. That nigga was mid as hell when he first joined.
Nigga, man in the air. He killing that.
Cameras do that, bro. He's killing.
No, Freeze is killing. What episode is this? What about no camera? 781.
Welcome to episode 781 of the Joe Budden Podcast. I'm your humble, grateful, gracious, and highly favored host, Joe Budden.
Here with the best fucking crew in the whole world.

Y'all know the vibes, man, whenever we around.

To my right.

Introduce yourself, man.

Fuck out of here.

You ain't on that.

She don't know how to do a drop?

Exactly.

Mel, I watched.

Do you know how to do a drop?

Huh?

No, I'm still waiting on my drop.

Oh, but do you know how to do one?

Like, when somebody asks you to do a drop for them, do you know how to do one?

If you were to do a...

Hey, it's your girl, Melissa Ford, and you're listening to whatever, whatever, whatever. Okay, guys.
There you go. Okay.
We have a... Don't play with her.
That was pretty good. Hey, it's your girl, Melissa Ford.
Hooty who? You're listening to the Joe Budden Podcast. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! That was good.
You didn't even have to request a cameo for that.

Come on.

Hey, you know what?

She's going to divorce him.

Hey, you know what?

This nigga's so crazy.

Wow.

He's going to take that shit, too.

He was quiet.

He was quiet.

What?

No, Corey.

Fuck out, nigga.

That's hilarious.

I keep trying to sell some male hoodies, but she walking in here.

Whatever. She just won't.
Mel, I saw that last episode of Hot and Bothered. Oh, yeah? Were you hot or bothered? Both.
Oh, okay. Tell us about Mel.
What? Is this? Hold on. Can we get the rest of the introductions out the way before you start on it? Mark-ish Ice.
Parks is here. Poe is here.
Corey is here. Erickson is here.
Savon and Tanner are here by remote and last, but certainly not least, you guys are here. Welcome.
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Now, back to you, Miss Honey. Mel.
Yes. Are you all right? Is everything good? Yeah.
I watched the clip and I was mad, worried, and concerned. Did you guys see the clip? I didn't.
No. Mel.
You mean it didn't cross your For You page? My For You page is all ass. Oh, got it.
Okay. Well, this topic is leading into why she wouldn't land there.
Mel.

Yes.

You took peptides?

Pept-o-bismol?

Peptides.

You took peptides?

Huh?

Pesticides?

That's the shit they spray on the ship, right?

Yes.

Peptides.

The shit they spray on skunks and shit.

No.

They spray it on fucking fruits and shit, nigga.

Yes, that's what I'm saying.

So skunks stay away. Mel, you took pepticides.
I took peptides. You took Pepsids? Yes, I did.
Pepsid AC. Yes, I had heartburn and indigestion.
I need to go re-up on my Pepsid. Hold on, too.
I gotta go. I ran out of Pepsid.
Chill out, chill out. It's not all right.
Oh, yeah, definitely. Oh, shit.
Mel, you took peptides? I did. Mark, did you know?

I didn't know.

What the fuck is a peptide?

We work with her every week and had no idea that she took peptides.

Is that a drug or some shit?

What the fuck is a peptide?

Like Pepsi?

No.

Semaglutide.

Oh, got it.

Oh, duh.

Semaglutide.

What the fuck is that?

Semaglutide.

What is that? Semaglutide. It's basically like a weight loss drug.
It's like hydroxy. That's why you look so skinny, man.
I stopped taking it. And I'm maintaining it.
Which one? There's so many different... That's like the Ozimpy? No.
She took the Zimpy? Yes. She took the fucking Zimpy.
She was on the Zimpy? And found some nerdy-ass, educated way to talk about it. I took peptides, and my heart was, and then such and such.
That's what that shit was. Mel, you took the fucking Zimpy.
Technically, I did not. Semaglutide is what I took.
Same shit, though. Oh, she took the Zipic.
Tomato, tomato. Potato, potato.
Mel. What? Yes, Ozipic contains that, Mel.
Yeah. Semaglutide, also known as Ozipic.
Or Manjaro or Wagovi. Oh, Mel.
It's the O. Mel.
Mel. You took the O.
Yo, you look, I mean. They took her to the O.
You out here trying to, like, Tyra salute, I guess. I don't know.
I took it last year. Girl, you took that shit this year, girl.
It was one point where you was eating mad cheap, baby. You know they asked you, like, a month ago, have you ever taken Ozempic? And you said no.
I didn't take Ozempic. Now, now, now, now, now.
It was one. Now, wait, Mel, Mel.
It was one whole month you was eating mad cheeseburgers and pizza. That's a lie.
That is a lie. That is a lie because I don't eat cheeseburgers and pizza.
And everybody around here will fucking say I do not eat cheeseburgers and pizza. I ain't never seen you eat a cheeseburger and pizza.
You ate pizza over there. I seen you.
I don't eat cheeseburgers and pizza. I don't eat that.
Listen, all I'm saying is, do you know how many times I threw the Ozempic alley-oop and you just let it go out of bounds? Because guess why? Blocked it out of bounds. Volleyball swatted that shit out of bounds.
Because I had every intention of dropping that on my own pod. Yeah, but on this pod is when you was running in the side balled up to your stomach, dying, crying, talking about, oh, I don't know what's happening to my body.
And I wanted to say, oh, Zipic, bitch. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it was a homeboat. On the couch.
It was a homeboat. On the couch.
And she was balled up in there. Balled up back there on the couch.
And she like, oh, I mean, my period. I mean, a headache.
I mean, yeah. I got rash.
Hot flashes. Yes.
Lying. Yo, we like, yo, why is this girl just lying on us up here? You were worried about you.
You didn't even call an ambulance. Yes.
Mel. You fucked up, man.
You all are fucking liars. You went over there and fell asleep and shit.
Mel. My body.
Listen, sometimes. Yeah.
I know. I was just chilling.
I got dizzy. She got dizzy out of nowhere.
Yes. For two months straight.
Mel. What? There's no connection between the two.
Mel is at the top of the liar list. Girl.
Mel is Mel is at the top of the liar list. This girl is the worst.
Hold on. And then we move.
I promise y'all we got some hip-hop shit or something. Yes, go ahead.
I'm going to ask this question real quick. Yes, please, go ahead.
Peptide, she called it. It's a peptide.
It's called GLP-1. You can watch the episode.
You can call it. You will find out more about this.
Oh, please. Took that OPAC-Pak.
What does O-Zempic do? I did not take O-Zempic. Whatever.
She took, like, McDonald's. What did it do to your body? And why did you take it? Because you didn't need it.
Well, I mean, that's your... Thank you for saying that.
You're welcome. I appreciate that.
I personally found that there was some stubborn weight loss around my midsection that I really, really needed some help with because perimenopause and getting older just, just, shit was starting to get stubborn. But you're such a huge advocate of the gym.
I am a huge advocate. It's the same.
And when Bernice asked you why you left the gym, why you didn't just say, I'm on Ozempic now. Because one thing is, Ozempicempic is why I stopped coming.
Listen, Linda, listen. One thing has nothing to do with the other.
Me being in the gym is me trying to maintain my lean muscle mass. Get that nigga, Mel.
Well, it's true. One thing just has nothing to do with the other.
It's basically like a leg up. It's a leg up, it gives you a little bit of help.
But it's the same thing as if you get a bunch of... Like steroids.
If you get a bunch of surgery, you have to maintain that. It's like you was on that bronzer.
It's not the same as steroids. No HGH.
Yeah, HGH. I mean...
So it curves your appetite though. No, I wouldn't say it's the same as HGH.
That shit is amazing. Well, whatever you took, I'm going to give you your props.
Thank you. Because you didn't get the Ozipic head.
Because I was very careful about how much I used and how long I used it for. I used it for a very short amount of time.
My shit's in the bag, man. She took Ozipic.
You want me to get a... Ozipic.
I mean, in all honesty, a couple people in here, they should do a round or two or three. I'm just saying.
Because you know what? Put a bullet on that though. Now you're shooting that nigga.
I'm not shooting to nobody in particular, but I'm just literally saying it helps curb your cravings for sugar and your cravings for alcohol and your cravings for fatty foods and processed foods. It helps you with that stuff.
If you really want to get on the good track. And it also gets you sick.
She's shooting at somebody. It also makes you dizzy.
It ain't being perked. It also makes you dizzy and lay down in the middle of a work day.
You need to be sick. I can't breathe.
She walked up, couldn't breathe from outside. We told her that regular.
You're such an exaggerator. Mel, Mel.
That did not happen. And then you did.
No, the fucking did not. And then you covered up with the carpet.
What? That's how it's fucked up. The white carpet, and then you covered up with that.
You were so fucked up. You're know, Mel, you okay? Well, guess what? I thought you was on the pipe.
Guess what? I thought you said, keep it. Yo, Joe was so worried.
Hey, I don't know why you fucking slapping his hand. Did you see that picture that Reddit put up you? You look pregnant, motherfucker.
Oh, shit. You might need to do a little bit of a round.
Get your blood pressure down.

Get your blood pressure down. Get your glucose down.

My blood pressure is down.

One, two. Reddit don't

define me.

Oh wait, it's two scales right there.

I'm all up.

Take his shoes off.

He's in his bag today.

He took the shit out his pocket to hold it in his hand. I'm great.
Don't worry about me. I don't need none of that.
I'm me. I do it fat.
I do it medium. I do it skinny.
I do it on all fronts. I get it done.
And the do it. Skinny.
I do it on all fronts.

I get it done.

And the natural way.

But yeah, fucking all natural.

Organic. Natural.

Organic.

Okay.

No pesticides.

But you still on.

She got the nerve to call one of them pansy doctor niggas and try to confide in him or her.

It was not a con.

It was.

I understand what you're saying.

It's not.

I took peptides. I'm like, wait till I get you back.
Hey, that's cool. Wait till I get you back.
You'll be getting some bullshit off with Dr. Shenanigans.
Hey, come back over here with niggas. Anyway, I love you, Mel.
You just feel me. I love you, too.
Mel's the greatest. All right, moving right along.
Anywhere y'all want to go, man. Anywhere.
Wow. Anywhere.
Stop fucking. Yo, Mark is shot.
Look at Mark. Mark is shot.
I know, Mark. Some shit look real.
Some shit look BBL-ish. You know, hey, don't be shocked.
I ain't got nothing to say about that. What are we talking about? Are you on Olympic? No.
No, I don't need nothing. I go to the gym.
I work out. Let's go big boy.
I run. When that basketball game happens.
I play basketball. When that basketball game happens.
Whenever they stop ducking the smoke. The 12th.
And by they, I mean Joe and his team. It's ready.
I'm ready. I thought it was the 12th.
Joe is finding the appropriate gym and I want one with a locker room so I can get content back there. So don't worry about that.
Yeah. Bring the paramedics.
Bring the EMTs. Hey, they've sent some gymnasiums, but not up to my standard.
When I find one within the locker room that we can have full control of for eight to ten hours. You should go to.
Eight to ten hours? I want to block. I don't give a fuck how long we use it.
I don't want to see none of these school kids. I don't want to see the niggas that, nah, nah.
Well, you should look into the gym at Chelsea Piers. No.
Yeah, right? No. Yeah.
No. Locker rooms.
And no. Okay.
And no. They'll give you the blocked up.
Premier basketball courts. But no, though.
And no. Yes.
Still no. And no way.
In comparison to what? Like some shit outside? How about never? Like West 4th is at the gym.

Hey, listen.

I ain't gonna lie.

He do that.

I'm outside charging fans to go in, nigga.

I'm like, I'm secure.

Yo, $100 going inside, nigga.

I'm pocketing all that shit, nigga.

And I see nothing but ball players at that gym on that court.

Dog, I don't really check my Instagram DMs.

Well, first, let me address this.

That little Chelsea Pier court,

I've been there quite a few times.

Me too.

And very quickly learned

that that was for athletes.

Yes, I've seen plenty of them there.

He's right, he's right.

No, it depends on what day you go.

Last one I saw there was Steve Nash.

I never went on no day where

it was always Joe Johnson and Rudy Gage I'm like alright wait y'all got him? yeah yo this the 40 and up league yeah yeah yeah no way I want like a little YMCA type of athlete level but not gym I just want a nicer gym I don't want to see no professional athletes. You want to do it inside, right? We're doing it inside.
Okay. I ain't playing outside.
It's December. We're not playing outside.
What are you talking about? I don't know. So you went to your DMs? What happened, Joe? I continuously curve, pause, all of them, Lethal Shooter, Dribble Too Much, who else? All of them, like Stars Filet in them They want to do content They hit me up Yo man I'm in New York Such and such Let's go to the gym Get some shots up Out of that No Nope I'm scared Are they trying to send you a message No they just want to do some content Yeah yeah yeah Some dope shit Y'all would do it Shout out to Lethal Shoot Yeah.
I remember a few years ago they asked me to shoot a free throw at the Houston Rockets game. I was like, no.
You wouldn't do a free throw? You wouldn't do a free throw? At the Houston Rockets game? No. Really? What jersey would you wear? I wouldn't.
That's a valid question. That's a valid question.
He with three headbands. Cool.
I'm cool. I'm cool.
No, I wouldn't do that.

Really?

I don't want to volunteer to go stand in the center anywhere with 20,000 people looking at me.

I don't want to volunteer to do that.

What?

Why?

Because he ain't doing it for the money.

You worried about this?

He just want to embarrass himself.

That's what I'm saying.

You worried about missing?

That is not what I just said.

Would you throw out the first pitch out of Yankee game?

No.

I wouldn't volunteer to do that. That's crazy.
If they asked me to do that, I probably would turn that down. Why? Why? Because it's fun.
Most people are doing it also for the chance to win the money. It's an experience.
I'm sacrificing some fun. I'm just asking.
I don't want to go anywhere where the entire universe is watching me do something. Weren't you a rapper on stage? Yes.

What's the difference? You know how many people watch this?

What? There's...

Oh shit, insinuating nobody watched him on stage?

No, and I'm not saying that at all.

I'm going to give you the whole pod and shoot back.

It was a rough start.

Go ahead, get your shit on. I don't care.

But to that point,

there's probably more people watching the Houston Rockets

game than have ever watched Joe Budden rapping. Joe Budden rapping, I wasn't the biggest promoter of myself.
And three, I didn't have any other skills or tricks to do. That's how I fed myself.
Yeah, that was my way of living. Got you, got you.
But you didn't feed off the crowd. Well, when you're on stage, yeah.
That's what made me sit there making that free throw throwing it to the first pitch might give you that same energy. I gain absolutely nothing from hitting this free throw

or missing this free throw.

I'm just under scrutiny as an introvert.

That's fair.

That's fair.

You would do it?

Sports, yeah.

Absolutely.

I've done that before.

I've gone to Sixers Court and shot.

Yeah.

At halftime?

Yeah, once.

Like maybe 10 years ago.

You would be on a kissing cam with your partner?

No.

What's the difference?

I had a really good joke, but I will say that one.

Yeah, you got to go home.

I miss playing basketball in front of crowds.

I miss hooping, so that brings me something different.

Than kissing your partner?

I do that every day.

Got it.

Will any of y'all do the kissing game? Yeah. At what game? Atlanta? Is it the Hawks game? I'll do it at like the fucking...
Give me the quietest game. He goes to a Nuggets game.
Even the Magic. What's the one?

How the Wizards doing?

Like you said, the Arizona State.

No, I ain't doing it at the Wizards game.

At the Wizards game?

A Warriors game?

No.

A Lakers game?

Sorry.

I'm talking shit right now.

I would do it at any game.

I would do it at any game.

Kissing. Kissing Cam in D.C.
at the Wizards game. Sorry.
Sorry. Sorry, buddy.
You get a Raptors game out of me. You get a Raptors game.
You just give her a dap at those games? You know what I'm saying? You got to sit next to her and not even acknowledge that you got to be in your phone. Yo, who the fuck was that that Chris Brown left at home to go to the liquor? Karoochie.
Yo. That's why.
Christmas morning. He see me back.
He go to the store, he be back. Yeah, go and get some cigarettes.
Nigga went to the liquor game with Rihanna. No, Ice, you can't do that if you're in a relationship.
Yes, you can. You're mad.
You cannot do that. None of us can do that.
He can't do that. He can do that.
You don't have to argue just the ignorant side of it. But you about to say you understand.
Yes. Everybody in here understands.
You can't do it, but what you doing? Rihanna was his ex, number one. Number two, you know, you got to clean it up.
Sometimes your ex is better than your ex.

He had to clean it up.

So he went, and I'm going to get some cigarettes,

and went out there and didn't give a fuck who saw,

how it was seen.

He knew what he was doing. Y'all niggas can't really talk about it,

but I have telepathy.

I can read y'all minds.

You can't read my mind.

Sometimes you got tickets, good tickets to a game,

and the list got shorter about who you could invite. I don't understand.
Yeah, you got it. What are you talking about? I was like.
Sometimes you were in a relationship but got tickets to a game and maybe didn't want to take your partner. I see what you're saying.
But the list was very, very short on who you could go to that game with. Because there was a chance that that camera would pan that way.
And now you are center screen with this bitch. Nigga, that shit happened to me.
I'm with Kareem. That's my right What? Hey Mark Got tickets to LA Me and Mark on the floor I don't know what the fuck you talking about That shit was happening to me At like a McDonald's game Or some shit at the Barclays For like the high school all stars It's like oh shit These niggas get press up in here They spot you with those cameras, boy.
You crazy? Yeah, they'll spot you with that. Stay away from the camera.
Anyways. Anywhere in the world y'all want to start? What I will say to y'all is the other day in New York City, not to regional us out here, the other day in New York City, homeboy that killed the Michael Jackson impersonator on the train, they had closing arguments for him.
For those of you that don't remember the story, we reported on it a little while back. Yeah, that was a couple years ago, huh? Yeah, it was happening in May of the last year.
Yeah, something like that. Oh, was it? Oh, I thought it was longer than that.
No, but a guy came on the train being, quote, unquote, unruly, making some people feel, quote, unquote, uncomfortable. Some unquote threatened so this ex-marine dude got up put him in the chokehold uh got him on the ground continued to choke him other passengers came there didn't break it up they just huddled around as a matter of fact one of them held um the dude's arms yeah Yeah.
While he was in the chokehold.

Exactly.

And that guy died.

So closing arguments was the other day, not to start us off on some morbid shit.

Rest in peace to that man as well.

Isn't his father, the ex-Marine, isn't it like his father?

Yeah. And the police is connected.

Yeah, his father worked for like the chief of the police.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Something like that.

It took him a while to even bring him in on char charges. He turned himself in.
They let him right out. I just want to know where everybody here stands on what they think should happen to that man.
That sounds like at the very least manslaughter of some sort. Yeah, I think he should get some time.
Negligent homicide. Or that, yeah.
I don't know the definitions of all these shits. I think he should go to jail.
Yeah. I think he should go to jail because one of the prosecutor's witnesses was his instructor who actually taught him the chokehold.
And so he has an understanding of what that can do over the course of time. A period of time.
Exactly. So there's a point in which he knew that this guy was no longer a threat and he was probably out cold.
But he still held him until he passed away. And so, to me, that's negligence.
He held him for six minutes. Yeah.
Which is crazy. You lose oxygen for eight seconds, you can nod out.
Exactly. They teach you that karate.
If you choke somebody for eight seconds, they could go to sleep. That was excessive.
We don't know for a minute, man. I'm sorry.
Thank you. Let's get to the bottom of this karate class.
Were you 36? You 36. take karate, nigga.
Leave him alone. You go to Tiger Shorty before? Yes.
Of course, yes. What belt you get? He's a yellow belt, nigga.
White. We're not even getting to all this, bro.
That's my last question. I'm going back now.
I'm good, bro. You're not going to tell us what belt it is? I'm good.
I keep. Yo, listen.
He had to be procrastinated. He still got the suit?

That nigga yellow or brown.

White.

White.

You still got it?

Yeah, I got one.

Oh, you got to come in the pot.

You got to come in the pot. You got to wear it.

You karate shit.

Like Dragonfly Jones.

Back to you, man.

She's stupid.

But no, yeah.

So if you choke somebody

for a minute,

once they lose consciousness

and you keep choking them, you're going to kill them, my nigga, if you choke them long enough minute Once they lose consciousness And you keep choking them You're going to kill them My nigga if you choke them long enough How many bricks did you break? Nigga was in there getting slid He had to get up out of there How old was you when you took How old? Last year A couple times I've trained a few times Wait what he's saying? He's trained Yeah Don't say that dust again We fuck you up nigga You got belts then Don't say trained us You got belts then No dog Don't even know He got itch hoodies And sweatpants Ain't no damn belt You gotta come out With the itch karate suit now You gotta itch gi I don't even know If I fit that shit No but you gotta make your own Make your arch So why you was so scared when that nigga was trying to kill me over there by heavens then if you knew karate, nigga? Picture-ish. Bring that into the stance.
I'm not going to tell you this stupid nigga had a fucking crocodile done D-knife in the middle of Queens. I'm ready for the shit.
Nigga, they got guns. What the fuck are you talking about, nigga? I agree with Parks and Mel.
I can't wait to hear the rest of you guys. I think you're down with this, too.
Go to jail. You need to go to jail.
I think that if he don't go to jail, you set a precedent that any time you feel like somebody is being irate, that you could put him to sleep. No,, nigga.
Fuck is you talking about? They could have just held dude until,

if that was the case,

they could have just held him

until some authorities were there.

I think that excessive holding

is what did it,

but sometimes we do want people

to be vigilantes.

Sometimes we watch motherfuckers

out there carry on

and nobody's helping the women,

nobody's helping the children,

niggas just on the train.

And sometimes we hope,

when we watch a video,

we like, yo,

why are they not doing anything?

Why those men aren't helping?

I just feel like he, it was excessive.

He just went too far.

Cool.

And I'm with you on that.

You gonna be cool with that?

I joke in on people's shit sometimes

when I see like, you know,

I was in Brooklyn.

Like a little while ago,

I saw a young boy,

like he was arguing with his girl.

He's about to hit her or whatever.

And she's like in his face like,

pussy, you ain't gonna do nothing.

So I stopped him,

made him go the other way.

Then she tried to follow him up.

She's like, no, no, no, no.

You're not gonna do that.

You go the other way.

Very good, mo.

Stop, right?

My mom does the same thing. Yeah, I mean, I couldn't watch him do that.
You're a bad man. Bah! Yo, nigga.
Mind your motherfucking business, nigga. And then what happens? I'd have been like, you got it.
You know what? My bad. She is disrespectful.
Oh, you turn quick, right? Hell yeah. But that don't mean, I'm still not rooting for nobody to go to jail.
I'm an abolitionist, a prison abolitionist, so I don't actually believe in prison. I don't believe in prison as the solution to these things.
It's tough on a case like that. Wait, at all? So wait.
Yo, you ostentatious. Yeah.
He's ostentatious. Yes, he is.
I agree. I am not ostentatious.
Quite the opposite, in fact opposite in fact yo dogs so you don't believe that take it to the extreme no no no you don't believe that you're going to say child molested rapist no I'm about to say for any reason that people should be removed from society everyday society there are times when people need to be removed from society and then where do they go well that's it it depends. So, for example, most people who are in jail are in jail for non-violent offenses.
Sure. Right? So, most of what we have, you don't need that for.
You know, people need drug treatment and rehab. They usually don't need to be in jail for a drug addiction.
I got so many people who... I agree with that.
You know what I mean? So, that's one. Then you got the serial killers, the child molesters, you know, people like that.
I don't know anybody who is a serial killer or a child molester who does not have a mental health issue. I don't know anyone who...
So you think they should just go to therapy? No, I think sometimes people need secure confinement, but not in a prison. Sometimes you need, for example, an actual mental health facility until you're better, until you're well.
So like Arkham Asylum? Back to your Batman shit. Or if you lock a door on me and I can't get out of this particular, whether you call it a room, whether you call it a cell, whether you call it whatever, if you are locking me in here, it's prison.
No, but prison is punishment. And mental health facilities aren't.
You know, there are people who get committed to mental health facilities and they're not like prisons. Now, some of them are.
And those ones don't work. Prison doesn't work.
That's the problem. Prison doesn't work.
It doesn't work.

You don't believe in prison reform?

Because we don't need to.

We have an example here.

What do you think should happen with someone like the ex-Marine dude?

This is the example that tests my theory the hardest because I have no sympathy for him.

I'd have to know more about him.

I'd have to know why he did it.

Is he some Marine combat that has PTSD that thinks every incident is a death sentence for everybody else now? In this case, he might need mental health treatment. I think there needs to be some kind of restitution to the family.
There needs to be something happening. And a good old-fashioned ass whooping.
It might be fine. But what I don't necessarily think is that put him in a cage for 10 years is going to make him better.
So let me ask you. My last and final question, and then Ice, you can get to this, and then he can close us out.
What do you think they should have done with R. Kelly? That's a perfect example, right? Now, R.
Kelly is, there are a few things with R. Kelly.
One is what he was doing actively was being funded by our money. So there should have been injunctions civilly to stop him from being able to have a damn cult in his house.
That would have stopped a lot of this shit. Second thing is he, there should have been orders that not, to not allow him near children or that McDonald's or these other things to keep him away from people he obviously has a mental health issue he obviously was abused he obviously had trauma i'm not making excuses for him i'm saying we need he might be somebody who needs to be out of society for a little bit just like the boston marathon bomber but the point is that's a very small number of people that's like maybe like one or two percent of the people in prison most people in prison do not need that most people in prison needs something else.
That's all right. I would agree with that.
Okay. You answered my question.
I was going to ask you about Derek Chauvin. Same thing.
And it's hard because I don't be rude for these news. I mean, Dylann Roof.
I didn't want Dylann Roof to go to get the death penalty. I hate the death penalty, but I didn't lose no sleep over.
Death penalty, stupid. Yeah, I'm not going to march and picket for that shit, but I don't want it to happen.
You know what I mean? Honestly, because what happens, it happens to us more than anybody else. That's true.
You know what I mean? So that's why. You did a good job.
Yeah. Good job explaining that.
However, I would not agree with you on the serial killers having mental health issues. I feel like the vast majority of them have personality disorders.

But, which isn't

the same as a classification

of mental health. That's fair.
I don't know enough to

argue with you on that. I literally don't know

enough about psychology to know.

I know there are people who need to

be away, just not most people. And I think we use

prison as the answer to everything. You're on drugs,

put them away. You're homeless, lock them up.

That's true. We lock them up.
Everybody. I've been home absolutely stumped over who killed JonBenet Ramsey.
Same. Me too.
I hate that. I done watched this shit.
Me too. They did their family, the mom and dad dirty, I think.
Very much so. The media.
Yeah. That was crazy, the shit they were putting on them.
Geraldo and them? Who the fuck did that? Who did this? I have no idea. I think it was some...
He was making a lot of money. And I think that there was probably some connection.
Or I think it was actually... It also could have been...
There was like a dude that was assaulting a bunch of... Breaking into people's houses in the area around the same time.
There was the other PDF guy that he admitted to it. But then the DNA didn't match.
So maybe there was a discrepancy in the DNA thing. That guy was like who was found in Thailand or something like that.
He should be lost. The shit that he was saying when he should go to jail He was a teacher and shit like that out there in another country.
Yeah. I just think it's crazy that we're still obsessed with missing white women.
John Benet Ramsey Wait. Well she wasn't She wasn't dressed enough to be a woman.
I'm sorry. I don't mean you I mean women like John Benet Ramsey.
Wait, well, she wasn't. She wasn't dressed enough to be a woman.

I'm sorry.

I don't mean you.

I mean, I mean women like gender wise, not not woman versus girl.

I'm saying.

Yeah, sure.

This is such a bad topic to do that on.

I think all of us as a community should be concerned.

I am concerned.

It's the children.

I am concerned.

What I'm saying is it's been 30 years and I feel I wish the media did equal attention for everybody. It's not that I don't want JonBenét Ramsey.
I just don't want it to only be JonBenét Ramsey. It's a hell of an interesting case.
But like Latoya Figueroa in Philadelphia was missing the exact same time. Natalie Holloway was missing.
We look for her. We don't look for Latoya Figueroa.
It's like missing black girls don't get, they're not missing. They're just gone.
And I just want us to make documentaries about them too. Missing little girls of color.
Yeah. That's all I'm saying.
I want them both.

John Benoit.

Yeah.

Because when they did her

it was terrible.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like I learned

a little bit more

about what was...

Yeah.

It was...

That's terrible.

It was awful.

It seems like it was

someone that was...

Familiar with the family.

I don't want to say professional

but like the little tool shit

that he...

Who makes a garrotte?

Yeah, that thing.

It's so random. Like who makes that? Yeah yeah that's someone that's like done some shit before yeah so that's why like them thinking that at one point it was her brother like Bert was so nuts be careful because he's suing people he's suing CBS well no but no it's basically and he won a lot of money so let's not no I'm basically saying it's insane that they could think that a 10-year-old would be that sophisticated to know how to make a garrotte.
You know what I mean? Like, that's just very fucking weird to me. I'm looking at that advice.
Oh, thank you. A garrotte? Oh, okay.
Yeah. It's like a choking device.
Yeah. Trigger warning.
Yeah. Probably to anybody that's listening.
Uh, or... Yeah.
Thank you. It's okay.
Thank you, bro. Thank you.
It's all right, y'all. Appreciate you.
Let's just bring it back in. Or.
Yeah. Thank you.

It's okay.

Thank you, bro.

Thank you. It's all right, y'all.

Appreciate you.

Let's just bring it back in.

Everybody looks beautiful,

smelling good.

Let's give it a second.

Our apologies to anybody that,

I mean, we started with some

sensitive subject matter,

but when you're organic,

it happens like that sometimes.

But ego.

All right.

All right. Let's just bring it back in, man.
Bring it back in. Rest in peace to everybody.
Rest in peace to everybody that we're lost. I have a question for you when you have time.
I always have time for you. You crazy? I just have a question about maybe not the time, but about therapy.
Last time we had a conversation about therapy, and then I watched the clip with you and Sade. And I just felt like therapy could be used as a crush because when I watched it, I felt like you were stealing your manipulative tactics when I watched your response to her.
You think he weaponized it? Yeah. What's the point of therapy or keep going? I feel like some people just go to therapy just to say they go to therapy.
I think it's a new thing to do. It's like Gucci.
Yeah, to me. And I watched it.
I said, you know. I watched it, and I do see a difference, but then I watch you say, I watch you go back and do the same thing.
Like, I watch you weaponize. I watch that.
I'm like, damn, this nigga's good, but why the fuck is he going to therapy if he's going to still do the same thing? Touche. You know what to do and what not to do.
Right? You know what to do and what not to do. It just confused.
That part confused. I thought about that shit on my whole trip.
So you was in Puerto Rico? No, because I watched it. I watched it.
Nice ass. No, no, no, no, no.
Hot weather degrees it just came out yesterday that mean he had the plain wifi on Patreon seeing what was going on no cause I watched it and I thought about I'm like damn like he's so adamant about how important therapy is right and therapy's supposed to help you change and identify your issues right and then but why are you still going back doing the same thing that you went to therapy to address? But what was the same thing? Just the manipulative. Being dismissive.
That's not manipulative. Huh? That's not manipulative.
That's just dismissive. But then don't your therapist tell you not to be dismissive? Then you go to therapy to identify your dismissive behavior and to correct it? So why go back to it? You just keep doing it to go back to it?

But the therapy is for you to

properly internalize something yourself

and then showcase that change in

real life. So

I think you're looking at that wrong on camera.

We were able to discuss it like that on

camera because we already got through it.

And we got through it

because there was

extensive therapy, extensive communication,

understanding where you was coming from

Thank you. on camera because we already got through it.
And we got through it. Got it, okay.
Because there was extensive therapy, extensive communication, understanding where you was coming from, where I was coming from. By the time you see her on cam, it's old.
Got it, okay, okay, I see. Does it reignite the fight when you see, when y'all go back and look at it, or when your lady goes back and look at it? Like, does that bring back the anger? Not for us.
Okay. Not for us.
That shit was fine. She makes valid points sometimes.
Oh yeah, she was looking at your partner and say, you was right about that, maybe I bugged out. Yeah, it was a good episode.
I loved watching it and seeing y'all all up here doing your thing. Parks came out.
I mean, I know it's not a competition, but he won. He absolutely won.
He got some unspoken rule, unspoken understanding. It just, it blends well.
We just blend well. That's what I'm saying.
No one's love is the same. That's true.
And how it's expressed is unique to each relationship. Them motherfucker had a triple-double in that shit.

And he know how to digress at the right time.

Oh, yeah.

Well, hey.

I watch it.

Yeah, it pops.

Do y'all intend on participating in the... No.

She gonna pull a gun out of it every time.

Women behind the guys on the pod thing?

No.

No?

No.

Mm-mm.

It's too much.

I'll do it.

Okay. I turn my wife's Patreon off.
I'll do it. Okay.

I'd turn my wife's Patreon off.

She doesn't even know the show exists.

I saw Imani tweet it.

He was like, yo, it'll be dope if me flip.

I saw that.

But we would never do it.

I was like, how you know?

You don't know that.

Would you do it?

I would.

Okay.

I know you're very private, so I didn't know.

It's different.

I would. Okay.
I know you're very private, so I didn't know. It's different.
It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, I would do it. I just would, we would, we wouldn't try to argue on there and try to bring our fucking dirt to this shit.
Got you. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm not looking to go be able to expose no shit.
the plan should have been for everybody. Just try to, you know, fucking, like, we're not going to go up here and try to, yo, let's, let's, however you've been, Let's what the plan should have been for everybody.
Just try to hear a fucking story. Like, we're not going to go up here and try to...

Yo, let's...

However you've been, let's have it out here.

But doesn't make for entertaining TV if you don't.

See, and that's where the...

It can, I think.

Yeah.

It's not entertaining if all of us are sitting there being parks.

That's the point.

Yeah.

Somebody had to do it.

And again, it's my shit.

I edited it out when I was really bugging.

Oh, y'all about to get this?

This is the very clean version of.

And I watched it back.

Back to your therapy point.

I watched back the full edit.

Said I look like a complete jerk.

And my energy is off.

And what a dick. And you see a partner trying to do everything right and you just a dick.
I called her and apologized again. That's real.
Wow, man. I didn't know I looked like that.
How do you even deal with that? I'm so sorry, baby. I love you.
Sometimes that's what it takes. It takes seeing it.
Seeing it, yeah. Like they'll tell you something.
Like my girl, we out here talking. She be telling me a way I act sometimes.
But if you don't see it, you don't really, like, you might think they bugging.

Yeah.

Nah, or you taking it the wrong way.

Like, nah, nah, you just interpreting something wrong.

But sometimes you just got to step out and see yourself.

I decided to listen recently.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

No, no, no, I'm not happy about it at all.

I know right from wrong.

I know right from wrong.

I just decided to listen to try it. My wife started bringing up me using her towel and all that.
I'm like, yo, what are you talking about? But I listen. We listen and we don't judge.
Well, I'm very judgmental. I can't believe it.
I'm like, yo, you held that in for that long. You can talk to me about it.
But then she's right. She flipped.
All right. So she said, play it out in your head.
If I came to you when you came from work, if I came to you while you was doing something to decide to talk to you, when I'm not sleeping, getting ready for work, how would you respond? And she got me because I would be like, come on, I would do that. So, you know, nigga, I just want to get out of it.
That's progress, though. Yeah, I know.
It is progress, but I'm not, you know me, I don't like progress. I don't like progress.
I want to be stuck

in my ways there.

Flip want to stay there

exactly the way he is forever.

I want to be stuck

in the 50s.

To Flip, Ice, Ish, and Mark,

we are shooting episode two soon.

If you guys,

Nigga, Joe's crazy.

You guys can just hit my phone

if you're down.

If not, it's no love lost.

I love you guys the same.

We love you too. Protect the sanctity of your household.
Of course I do. We love you.
down. If not, it's no love lost.
I love you guys the same. We love you too.

Protect the sanctity of your household. Of course I do.

We love you. Yeah.

You know, we get Christmas bonuses this year.

Last year you gave us a Christmas bonus. Niggas ain't.

But you wasn't up like how you up now.

In my opinion, you bought four cars in a month.

You're walking around

smiling, new smile.

Whatever. However long it took you, you bought four cars and they came at the same time.
Three. smile Nigga, whatever However long it took you

You bought four cars

And they came at the same time

Three

Three, four, whatever

And don't let me count back

To my man Trey Carl too

I can bring that in too

Oh shit, damn

I can bring

But you bought a car

We would like Christmas bonuses

I'm speaking

Do you think you speak for everybody?

I'm speaking for everyone

Ask them

Joe, you think anybody

Doesn't want one?

Mark, you just got here

Mark, chill

Don't act on

I'm talking for everyone. Ask them.
Joe, do you think anybody doesn't want one? Mark, you just got here, Mark. Chill.
Don't act on me. I'm Potter of the month, nigga.
That's a bonus. That's in my contract.
Fuck that shit. Hey! Some people feel it's got robbed.
Some people do feel it's got robbed. They said it was the biggest margin of victory in history.
Of course they're going to say that. I saw them say that.
Of course they're going to say that. But there are some people that feel like Ish got robbed, but congratulations.
Oh, Ish killed it. Look, I would have cared if I didn't win it, but I'm grateful.
I'm excited and proud. You got any speech? Say anything to the folks? Thank you to the people out there.
Thank y'all for welcoming me. But why are you saying, if you want a bonus for everybody, why would you say, except Mark? Mark, you just got here.
You just got here. Like, how would that help you? No, because I don't want you to add on to it.
Because the bonus would be higher. He's not supposed to get Christmas.
He can't get no Christmas bonus? He get New Year's bonus. Oh, it depends.
New Year bonus. Wow.
Hell's got a treat. That's great.
He get an ornament. He get an ornament.
What's the shit? What's the shit today? The new holiday? January 19th or February 19th? What's that? What the fuck are you talking about? MLK? June 19th. Yeah, yeah.
Juneteenth. Yeah, Juneteenth.
He got a Juneteenth bonus. January 19th.
Wow. He don't know the date.
All jokes aside, we all should get bonuses. I feel like we should get bonuses.
I do. He gave a bonus last year, but that's cool.
I mean, I guess. But no, I feel like we should get a bonus this year.
I feel like. I just want to say that nobody has said anything to me about a Christmas bonus.
I want a bonus, nigga. Hey, well, if you need it on record, I would like one, too.
And I don't take these podcast conversations, like, I take these pod talks that y'all saying shit in passing. Like, it's not real.
Because you do that stupid shit? No, because refer to the tag in the front. Like, we all just kind of entertaining up here.
So I don't take that to be for real. Nobody has ever called me in real life and said, yo, we want a Christmas bonus.
Mel might have did that last year, or one of the years she was back. Oh, then shout out to Mel for getting us a Christmas bonus last year.
And Ice. Okay.
Freeza do it. He don't give a fuck.
No, I'm going to tell you straight up. I'm a straight shooter.
He don't care. Who don't want a Christmas bonus? I remember what he said too.
What did I say? What did I say? Fuck out of here. I say that, but then I give Christmas bonuses.

You didn't give Christmas bonuses that year?

Last year?

How many years you worked here?

I don't know.

Three, four?

Quite a few.

Four.

Four.

So you named one year where you didn't give Christmas bonuses.

No, I'm just saying that one time that happened.

So one year.

Yeah, one year.

And I never get the big up for the three.

No.

Fam, I'm not saying.

All right, what should the Christmas bonus be? I don't know. We give them.
We give them out. If y'all want them, we got it.
What y'all want? You know what I want. Tell me.
I'll text it to you. Now we back to texting.
I'll text it to you. Man, off this.
Come on, man. Let's get to y'all shit, please.
Who shit? Yo, Ace, you win the Christmas bonus game? Or it doesn't matter to you? I ain't turning down free money, though. I thought you were going to be too cool for school just now.
You scared me. I thought you were going to be too cool.
He was sitting over there like this? Mr. Squinty? I thought you were going to be too school.
I don't need y'all little cheap-ass bonus. I'm good, nigga.
I don't need that. Did this nigga say Mr.
Squinty? Look at this. I seen it.
Did y'all see this picture? Yes. Hold on.
That's the picture I deended about. I seen it.
Sexy-ass nigga. Yeah, I took that shit.
I took that shit. Don't call that man sexy, dog.
I deemed him and called him sexy. You was out there feeling yourself.
Yo, you was feeling yourself, dog. You doing the squint.
Yo, I got that from Ish. Nala Blackman liked that picture.
Hey, dog. I'm wanting Nala Blackman favorite picture.
You heard what I said? That nigga's t-shirt wasn't even tight. Nigga, listen.
That shit fresh, too too. You was acting bad.
We got a show to get to. It's not about that.
We're not going to talk about me going to Puerto Rico. Ish don't think he be squinting.
He does know he squint. You don't know you squint.
Ish squints. Yo, dog, I squint in pictures.
We take pictures every single week on the balcony. I'll be squinting.
Yes. Your eyes are like this.

Everybody that thinks it squints in this picture,

please raise your hand.

We should squint.

My eyes normally are like this.

I'm looking at you right now.

My eyes squint.

Okay, I see you.

You squint, big dog.

So you got automatic squinters.

I'm squinting right now?

Yes.

No, you're not squinting right now.

Would you be?

Yeah, you squint, my nigga.

You do that.

It's light-skinned shit.

It's in your skin lineage.

Squints.

It's in your DNA.

Yeah, it's in your whole light-skinned. It's not just you.
It's your whole brotherhood, nigga. Founders day.
You the CEO. I have squinted.
I'm also a lot more self-aware than you. You not.
You not nowhere near, R-K. Don't start, B.
You not nowhere near. 1v1 start.
It's not a 1v1. Pull the room.
This shouldn't even be a talk. I ain't way more self-aware than you.
So, yes, I've squinted. Yes, you squint.
I think you'd be drinking a Kool-Aid that you make, yo. I just said I squint.
If one makes Kool-Aid, shouldn't they drink it? Yeah, it depends. Not going to let it go to waste.
Yeah, I love Kool-Aid. That's Kool-Aid.
That's Kool-Aid. I'm going to drink my Kool-Aid.
Who here thinks this is more self-aware than me? And I promise I'm going to prospects. What's the definition of self-aware? Being aware of self.
We always got to look up some simple shit up here. No, but it's not, man, can you help us with, because when you define shit, it holds validity.
No crack, fuck your neck crack. Having conscious knowledge of one's own character and feelings.
Okay. Both y'all are even.
It's a draw. All right, got it.
Ice? Yeah, it's a draw. Y'all are even it's a draw alright got it yeah it's a draw y'all both have that level of awareness just different points different points I'm getting right to this is not meant to stump the room this is like a quick gather and then we out of here.

Niggas like, I agree with Ish, but I want a Christmas bonus.

No, no, no.

Yes, that's my answer.

That's my answer as well. Santa Claus is coming to town.

Look, your ability to perceive and understand the things that make you who you are as an individual,

including your personality, actions, values, beliefs, emotions, and thoughts. He He's self-aware about it.
Let's try this a different way. Room.
Does Ish squint in pics or not? Yes. That's a yes.
Ish. Do you squint in pics? I'm not even happy.
I'm good, bro. There you go.
And there'll be no Christmas bonuses I bet you quit y'all isn't wrong y'all didn't do it I didn't think it would you failed the test damn just that bad I had a plan that shit is is crazy, man. All right, it's time for...
Wait, what? It's hard for me to sit right here and look at you, nigga number one daily fantasy sports app in all of the land very easy and and simple to play. Shout out to all of you winners out there.
Shout out to the losers, too. Y'all make the world go round.
PrizePix is the number one daily fantasy sports app in all of the land. Very simple to play.
You can get this done in 60 seconds or less, maybe even 30 seconds if you a true G. All you have to do is look at all sports,

pick two to six players,

look at their projected stat line,

and pick more or less, more or less, for your chance to win big this week.

This week.

I'm about to start playing Jameis Winston interceptions.

No, that was a real prop.

It was .5.

I did it.

Hold on, .5? Oh, I take that all day. I took it.
I'm taking that every game. I'm taking that.
It was .5. I take a demon.
I ain't going to lie. For sure.
Two and a half. It literally was .5 more or less.
I took it. Sheesh.
This week I'm still staying Derek Henry

and Saquon Barkley. I'm not

leaving them to...

I have them both for more than

70 rush yards.

In the first half.

They're going great. Where do y'all stand

on Saquon MVP

chance? I like it. Is he in the conversation

for y'all? He should be. But what?

Absolutely. Do y'all think it's about

time a running back wins it? If he breaks Eric

Dickerson's record, does he win it?

Yeah, he will. If he break the record, yeah.

He will. It's top three.

He's top three. Over Josh Hammond.

Over Lamar Jackson? Over a lot of people.

Lamar's in that running. He lost too many games.

And he already got two or three

of them. No, Lamar won't

necessarily do it because Derrick Henry is out here

going crazy. Yeah, they won't give it to him again.
And they're not giving it to Derrick Henry. No, no.
So Lamar or Derrick Henry, I think their successes will cancel each other out. Josh has a strong case, though.
Pat got one, too. Pat got a case.
Pat got a strong case. Even though I get it, a couple of them, I get it, but Pat still has a very strong case.
MVP usually goes to quarterbacks? Most of the time. For the most part.
90% of the time. How does that even make it fun for the spectator? Did you even date athletes if you never dated a quarterback? No.
What the fuck? Leave her alone. I wasn't even talking to her.
There was a couple that were knocking at the door. I just wasn't interested.
She's in the all-stars when it comes to that. Okay, B, chill the fuck out.
Chill the fuck out. Drea just monopolized, nigga.
Drea just monopolized. Mel just, man, don't give a fuck.
Yo, I want to talk about Drea still squatting in Money House. Yeah.
After I finish this, give me Puka Nakua for more than 60 receiving yards. And give me, you know what, I'm staying with.
Give me Kyrie for more than three three-pointers. That ain't bad.
That's a solid bet. Now, your picks last week were good.
You had Bo Nix. He went crazy.
the week before it wasn't bad. He continues to go crazy.
He goes crazy. Well, the defense kind of this week stopped him from here.
CeCe Sabathia was up in my fantasy. 26 points.
I only had the defense left. I've been let go of the game and scored 21.
I was down by – Lost by four and a half. I was down by 22

when I had Denver

defense and kicker

and that pick six

and then the after point.

We were tied

at like 114.1

after the pick six

and then the after point

gave me the fucking win.

Wow.

Yeah.

You're just a man

all around the board,

ain't you?

I gotta figure something out.

You don't like that shit? Nah. You like my man in the belly.
I dropped Dom on this thing. I don't like that shit You like my belly Drop dime on this thing I don't like that shit I don't like that shit It's the vitiligo You're going too crazy In the game of life It's some two Rolexes Dad got a Rolex I'm getting sick of him That's what it is I am The Benz For real.
For real. He's showing out.
Yeah. Perfect Timberlands.
Yeah. It should clean up.
Fuck Parks. Flip your stuff.
Great lamb chops. That shit, nigga.
No, you won. You won.
You know you won. These went to the canyons and shit.
Yeah, you won. You hiked in the canyons with those? Anyway, don't forget to use promo code JVP and get $50 instantly as soon as you download the app.
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So good luck to all participants out there and run your game. I have a football question.
Shoot. What's up? And, I mean, they're not able to explain.

Oh, they explained to me, but I'm not understanding.

So, a lot of people are on that guy's case, Aziz, for, I guess, hitting Trevor, right?

Three game suspension for him.

So, he got three.

So, what I'm saying is that, is that move that he did, is it?

It's illegal.

It's illegal, but is it practice and football? Do other people do it? And could he have avoided doing that? Not into it. Like, is his excuse valid? That's not today's football.
Okay, it's not. That's not today's football.
Today's football, you cannot do that under any circumstances. At all.
I think they were playing two different footballs. Trevor Lawrence's slide is today's football.
Aziz's hit is old school football. So I agree with both.
I think we should teach quarterbacks how to stop the play and not slide. So protect yourself.
Maybe head first. Aim for the knees.
Down. I heard a couple of retired players say that and some of the coaches.
And I think players need to not do this. That's a tough play.
That was tough. That play was tough because the problem with that is they showed a couple of them, Pat Mahomes highlights, where you think he's about to that reaction time was it ain't like he was in the slot and then do it was bang bang.
If you think he's going to slide because you still want to stop the play. Right.
So the way football—

You still want to get paid.

Well, yeah.

The way football is, the second the quarterback goes to slide, he's giving himself up, you don't touch him.

I want to get paid, so I'm not doing it.

Got it.

It's tricky with that one.

They scored six points.

Oh, darn it.

That shit was tricky, bro.

Is the slide an easy way out?

I don't understand.

You submit.

You're giving yourself up so that you don't get hit. Yeah.
Oh. you're running the ball in football, you could just submit.
You don't got to get hit. You could just kneel down.
Oh, got it. Oh, okay, okay.
So I see why. People are mad.
They're calling for him to be out the league and all that stuff. I don't think it was dirty like that.
It wasn't that dirty to me like that. It wasn't really that dirty to me.
It wasn't bad. They dragging it, but it wasn't illegal hit.
They dragging it because he got hurt. I think they dragging it.
He was concussed to me. Anytime you see that hand go up, it's like too much for TV.
Turn the TV off. Get the camera off of him.
Why won't allegedly Dreya get out of this man's house? I'm asking y'all. She feels like she has an equitable stake.

She remodeled the crib.

You're not arguing on the side of squatters.

I'm asking you why.

I'm answering you why.

She remodeled the organs.

And she feels like they had an agreement.

She was renting a house, and he was supposed to sell her the house.

She put a...

3.8.

Well, that was his counteroffer.

Are you up on...

No, no, nigga.

This is what you talk about.

Why?

This is the why.

No.

I'm with him.

I know the real reason.

I'm with him. I know the real reason.
I'm on his side. I know about their argument.
Hey, I want you to buy this. I don't care about that.
I'm on his side. Your brand new baby daddy.
That's why you got to go. Has 500 M's or 300 M's or something crazy.
Coming his way. Get crazy.
That's your brand new baby daddy.

Y'all are actively together.

Just get out.

Get the fuck out.

Yeah.

I don't, y'all telling me about

what's right.

I thought you was asking.

No, no.

I'm asking for the nigga side.

Get out.

How about the nigga side?

Obviously there's this thing

going on in the industry

because Ari just stated

that G Herbo still pays her bills while she's with, what's the nigga name? Moneybag. Moneybag.
Yo, she just said that. Yo, G Herbo still pays her bills, which I think is crazy to even hear.
I want to be careful with that. Yeah, because I saw something.
Because I didn't fact check that. And she came out and tore the blogs a new asshole for saying that she said that.
Okay, so she didn't say that. I don't know that she said that.
But she's reacting as if she didn't say it. She reacted like she didn't say that.
I respect that. Okay, got it.
Let's respect that. And I ain't going to hold you.
That woman is solid. I don't know her.
Yeah, she is. But how she represents for them, she should teach a class in it.
Absolutely. So I don't think she ever getting on no interview to say with intent true or false my baby daddy is holding she ain't doing she gets the benefit of doubt for me 1000% that lady's solid she's a textbook image of how she is how it should go she's from Chicago so she moves accordingly I don't know where is she from I learned about her from him and how she holds them down.
I understand. And I agree.
Fucking parks. But to your question, you're a little sloppy.
To your question, I'm with you. You got to go.
Get out, bro. Come on, man.
You got a new nigga, new baby, all that. Get the fuck out of my house.
No, not just you got a new nigga. Your new dude is all the way up like Fat Joe and Rim.
I don't care. Get out.
You are his problem. You have to go, yo.
I agree. Back it up.
What is? I be feeling like clunking the shit out of you sometimes. You can't beat me.
Who's that? Me. He does karate.
He can't. So it's on to you, but I went and quit the same time he did.
Yo, I got a white belt somewhere, too. Dogs.
Tell me why. Why can't she just stay? No, no, chill out.
I'm going somewhere. I just told you why.
Why? Because her new baby daddy got money? That's part of it. That's part of it.
And it ain't no like secret relationship. This is the relationship you're in privately, publicly.
What that got to do? He's staying here. I live here.
Why don't the new baby daddy buy the house? I live here. Yeah.
Why doesn't the new baby daddy buy the house? Because I live here. He should buy the house.
But we don't want you to live here. I know.
Move. And when I came in here and said the same exact argument, y'all niggas looked at me like I had 15 heads when I said niggas is out here stealing people money, staying in the nigga's shit, and won't move.
And y'all said, so? I wouldn't move neither. You conflate in two different things, and you always do that.
No, I am conf... No, just the cause is the only difference.
Nigga, without Dreya and her rich baby daddy, we support the squatters, nigga. Yeah.
That's his money. Your landlord head ass is trying to trap somebody.
No, that's his money. Fuck you and all that landlord shit.
We support the squatters. Now, if the squatters got M's, then you know you should not want to stay anywhere where you're not wanted.
Home don't even feel like home if you not want it there and it's not your home.

What's the mansion it might?

I might not give a fuck if I'm wanting it.

It ain't my home.

It's not a mansion.

It ain't your home.

It ain't your home.

It's my home.

I got a question.

I don't know the story.

Tyrod Taylor don't bother nobody.

Shout out to Tyrod Taylor.

You're a little kid together.

What's her argument for why she should stay?

That's the part I'm not following.

Because she decorated the home and she.

She put a Christmas tree up. She put a couple hundred grand on renovating the house and they had a verbal agreement that he was going to sell it to her.
She was going to sell it to her. For a set price? For a set price.
While they were together. While they was together.
And she put a couple hundred grand into the house to renovate it. So she said she feel like, yo, I did these renovations under the guise that you were going to sell it to me.
I mean, if everybody, to me in this case, just hearing what you just told me, she got to go, but I would reimburse her for what she put into the house and just tell her she got to go. Wait, what? No owner has done that.
There's no landlord doing that. No owner has done that.
Not as a landlord, as an ex. No owner did that when the renter made upgrades.
No, I'm not talking about as a landlord. I'm talking about as an ex, how I would resolve a conflict with an ex.
They didn't have amicable exits. No.
Clearly, Mark. No, I get that.
I'm just saying what I would do to resolve this conflict. If everybody's up, if money's not an issue, then I would just get up.
This ain't about money. Dog, you went and got with some 22-year-old extra wealthy ass nigga, and we wasn't on the best of terms after the breakup.
I'm not paying you for none of them. Upgrades.
Get out. Good looking for upgrades, though.
Even if we made an agreement that you're going to sell it to me? Yeah. What agreement? What agreement? I'm saying, if there wasn't...
Where? Where's the paperwork? Show me. Y'all were dirty.
Yeah, that's the monster. He felt like he was done dirty.
The truth is, it's a deeper conversation. It's a deeper conversation to be had, is that us as niggas are more emotional than women, and nigga, we are petty.
So fuck out of here. Bitch, you got to leave.
Period. Leave.
I don't give a fuck what I said when your pussy was good, when I was fucking you. Yes, I said, I told you the world, nigga.
I'm going to give you Aladdin's carpet. I lied.
What did Eman say? Fuck what I said. It don't mean shit now.
It don't. Wow, your word got to mean something.
No, it don't. No, it don't.
We have feelings, Mark. Your word got to mean something.
We're not emotionally mature like you. It's not about being mature.
My word is my word. I'm not saying she should squat.
I'm saying she needs to go. Wait, wait, wait.
I agree with your word should mean something. I also reserve the right to change my word when you change behavior.
But if you've already made an investment and you've already given me consideration, I can't even tell that you acted with that on your own. We didn't have that talk.
We was fucking, I was enjoying it. I said some shit when I thought this could go somewhere.
You clearly had a different plan. So now get out and I'm keeping the granite.
Salute. Thank you.
Then I'm calling my friends. Yo, I got some extra granite.
I'm getting slapped. And on top of that.
I'm getting some of this more trash. It's not my favorite granite.
This ain't really my bag. Hold on, listen.
Because you got a nigga that may be upper than me,

I'm going to be petty and give it to somebody else.

Yeah, that's how we go.

You have to get out of my house.

That's the game of life.

You got to go.

200 more million than me.

Sorry.

That's hate.

So what?

Men get to hate too sometimes.

Especially in a breakup, we can hate a little bit.

Exactly.

What?

That gives you the privilege to hate. Mel, I want to hear from Mel.
Don't dog power either. I agree with you to a certain extent that I don't understand wanting to stay.
I understand the principle. I understand the principle of I invested all this money under the pretense that you were going to sell me this house, but shit got acrimonious.
I think he's foul for going back on his word. I do.
I do. I think he's foul for going back on his word.
Damn, I'm foul. That's right.
Come back in the ladies' section. Mel, you wouldn't have stayed? Well, honestly...
Mel would have stayed. No, honestly, I'm thinking if, you know, we're talking about who my current man is and how much money he has and also the fact that I just had a baby, why would I want to stay in a real stressful environment like that? Let's go, Mel.
Like, that's what I'm thinking. Let's go, Mel.
Is why would I want to stay in an environment that is, like, that is full of strife and contention. Brooklyn bartender shit.
Exactly. That's just my final thought on that.
It's a weird principle. It's a weird he'll die on fire.
Yeah, exactly. Because now he's instigated legal proceedings, and this is going to get fucking messy, and he's probably going to win because it was a verbal agreement, and there's nothing on paper.
True. That's not true.
Okay, well. Verbal agreements are legal.
But if there's no recording of the verbal agreement. They're just hard to prove, but verbal agreements are legal and binding.

In New Jersey, I know that for at least.

But my thing is, who says it's stressful?

I mean, listen, it might not be.

She might be with the shits, and she might be like, okay, this is fucking fun.

The cops ain't going to call a nigga when you go file an eviction.

Go downtown, you pay $45 for some paperwork,

and they bring it to your door.

I'm chilling.

The cops were called.

They were called.

The cops were called to the house.

And the cops couldn't do nothing.

Well, exactly.

But I'm just saying, you ask with the stress.

Have a good day, Officer Crumley.

The police showing up at your door

telling you that this person's filing

and they're trying to get you out of their house.

Exactly.

Could be stressful.

Could be.

I like Dre, but at the same time, she's been through a lot of breakups, I could assume. Right? And on top of that, she should know better than to get into a situation and not have her own or not have it down on paper.
She should know. At some point.
I'm not disagreeing with that. I'm going to say that.
At some point, you should know better. If you've been around the block, if niggas know you, you know like you've been with a nigga that's up, you break up, the nigga kick you out the crib or you no longer...
She might have never experienced that. She might have been with niggas that was up.
She might have been with niggas that was up that did what they said they was going to do or after we broke up, the nigga still might have been hitting you with some... Her little severance.
You know what I mean? Don't act like these nigga's gonna be true. She from the hook.
Come on, stop it, Ish. She from where? She's the top.
And she has been long removed from Philly. Understood, but what I'm saying is that she went through the steps that a lot of those girls go through.
She went through the steps where a nigga take it back because she's either done with the situation. We don't know that.
Yeah, this behavior don't say that. I'll tell you one thing.
I disagree. You don't think so? If I'm her new ex, I mean, if I'm her new dude, I'm concerned.
Her new ex, look, look what he said, her new ex. If I'm her new dude, I'm concerned that she's spending this much energy and time fighting her ex.
That would make me wonder either you still got something for him or are you crazy as shit. No, you're not.
It would be a concern. I mean, no, you could dig your heels in because it's just because you're like the principle of the situation, you know? But if I had the situation.
Because let's not get it twisted.

Yes, she dates men of high net

worth, but Dre is no slouch.

She has her own money. She's not a slouch.

That's what I'm saying. I'm not saying that

she has anywhere close to what her current man

has. I'm not saying that, but she has her

own money. Her swim line is extraordinarily

fucking expensive. We got to start

auditing y'all girls to say,

I have my own money.

What's wrong with you, son?

What is wrong with you?

Nothing.

Ain't nothing wrong with me.

Forget it.

So we got to order them.

That's it.

Joseph, we are in 100% agreement for once on this shit.

We have to audit them, yo.

Yes. All of that, she's got it.

I mean, hey.

Where's she getting money from? hey. My experience has been.

Where'd she get money from?

Survey says.

She has a really successful swimwear line.

It's called Mint Swim.

Mint Swim.

And it's very successful.

Nice.

Okay, it's fire.

And I think she has like a couple of other companies.

Okay, shout out to Dre.

She's not a slouch.

So, a little bit further.

The judge in this case ruled that the verbal agreement was unenforceable.

Gotcha.

But allowed her to seek reimbursement for the $270,000. That's all I'm saying.
Give her $270,000. If you're that rich, give her $270,000.
Seek it as you pack. But I think that she would leave if he fucking reimbursed her.
This seems like an easy problem to solve. No, you're going to leave regardless.
You're going to leave regardless. On my own time because the eviction process takes like about six to fucking nine months.
It depends on where you're at, but you can get out. The only reason why she didn't get evicted this time is because she wasn't served.
She wasn't there. She closed us out.
That's it. She wasn't served.
It seems like this, from what I'm reading here, it seems like she's going to be getting out of there. Now, it's a matter of being stubborn.
The nanny was there. She wasn't there.
Okay. She was never served.
I didn't get any record of this filing or nothing like that. So we don't have a court.
But the process is lengthy. Hey, when I say ice closes out, that means it's the end of it.
Alright, fine. Because I've been through it.
In California. You squatted? No, I was not the squatter.
I had to serve somebody. God damn it.
So then I just I just want to know if I got squatters amongst me. That's it.
I mean, I resorted to other means in order to get the motherfucker out. And on that note, we're close.
If the squatter rules existed back when I was squatting, then yeah, you would have squatting rules and squatters amongst you. But it wasn't.
The rules wasn't with us back then. I would just break some shit in the house.
Hey, buddy. Oh, you didn't fix this yet? I ain't panicked.
Look like I got to hold this myself for a little while. What a crackhead.
Oh, man. Oh, man.
All right. And other news.
And other news. I do want to get to these Kendrick numbers so we can argue about them but I'm enjoying a Kendrick and Drake-less pod so far Roddy Rich homeboy got a storage unit had a bunch of clothes and Roddy Rich items including a Grammy posted it on the internet for some strange reason seems like that his content game, judging by the way he was talking in the video.
His content is he goes to storage room. Like storage wars? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He goes and buys storage room. He does it on you.
Pretty cool. I think he got another phone call after he posted that.
100%. Because his language, verbiage, and voice, tonality, everything changed.
Two more calls. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because the first one was the offer. I'm going to give you 50.
I'm going to give you 10. I'll give you 10.
I need to get his stuff back. I'll give you 10.
And he said, nah, 50. Nah, 50.
No, first he said he wanted a. AP.
Give me an AP. Give me an AP watch.
And then, nah, give me 50. Oh, you're going to give me an AP.
Appropriate pumbling. That's what the second call was.
Yeah, yeah. The second call was.
It was real quick. We were being nice by offering you 10 grand.
The second call was quick. The second call was.
Second call was real fast. Yeah.
Hey. Pow.
No, no. Yo, you live at.
He said his address, his family. That's it.
So then he put the second video out Where he gave the Grammy back Very polite Not only was he extremely polite He had the security there Task force The people that worked in the building The doorman It looked like the police station What a pussy police station. Yeah, they were at the police station, I think he said.

What a pussy.

Had his phone out.

Hey, I just want y'all to know that it's,

look.

I gave it back.

It's in one piece.

Nothing's been done with it.

Here you go.

And they shook him up.

Yeah, what about them clothes?

The ride,

you want the clothes?

He's like,

no, no, no.

I said nothing about the clothes.

I just brought the Grammy down.

I only have the Grammy.

Please,

it's in one piece.

Please don't hurt me.

Please don't hurt me.

Wow.

So, yeah, most of you content niggas be pussy, man. I ain't gonna lie.
I ain't gonna lie. Bring back the days of game chasing my man down with the camera in one hand.
And beating ass with the... These niggas is fucking chumps and narrating.
All you niggas want to do is walk into CBS and lean over some muscle-bound nigga To get something It's a prank It's a prank Everybody ain't on your prank rules Bitch ass nigga Nigga jumped out the car He had a banger on him He was like what And this man was over there with the camera He like yo bro put that bro, put that fucking, bop, bop, put the fucking camera down.

Everybody not playing that shit, nigga?

Hey, you niggas need to go to karate class.

Nah, for real, y'all just playing around out there.

Nah, that shit ain't no joke.

It's crazy. Come on, Dre.

Alright.

Um,

I mean, do we have a take on this? I mean, there's no takes. No takes on this takes No really Shout out to Roddy Rich Friend of the show Shout out to Roddy He got his Grammy back And shout out to Storage Wars It's a great show And shout out to niggas That can get their Grammy back Yeah Got that cleared up quick And the niggas that Got their chains back Hey some of y'all Got their chains Your chains back man Well they had had to pay.
Went on a quick little one city tour. Are you going to, are you going to pay for the chain? What do you do in that instance? Depending on how much it is, I'll pay for it.
You paid a quarter million for your chain? Yeah, I'll pay to get it back. Niggas caught, yeah, niggas want 50 on the walk.
Send 50 cram right now and we'll bring the chain back. I mean, well, sometimes it depends.
I'm asking. You got insurance? I just named the situation.
Yeah, it depends on who took the chain, who it is. It depends on your image.
Yeah, it depends. Yeah, and what my nigga's saying.
You tough. You tough.
Do I have insurance on this chain? No, no, no. I got insurance.
I'm talking about to these rap niggas, though. You got insurance on your chain.
It's not your rap. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Not just that, if you got insurance on a chain. Still gonna take, yeah.
What are you talking about? I'm gonna pay, they gonna pay me out the claim. If I paid $250 for the chain.
Uh-huh. Of course I got the appraiser to say it's worth $300.
Of course. Uh-huh.
So now they gonna give me my $300, $300,000 and I could go buy my chain back from a nigga for $50? Where's the loss? Good plan. True.
That might be insurance fraud, though. Eh, not really.
Prove it that I got it back from Kit Kat. I mean, it's...
A lot of niggas... A lot of niggas pay for their chains, yo.
I'm talking about the hit that your reputation takes and what happens after that. When a nigga sells you your chain back, they may not ever tell any fucking way.
No, it already went online. The internet know already.
Everybody knows that's how they know. But how they know you bought it back? I'm not buying my chain back.
You know what niggas do when they get your chain. They go right on there and start putting their video up.
My question was, how do they know you ain't just go buy another chain versus buying it back from a nigga? Because Homeboy still has the chain. Yeah.
They don't... Joe, it's some street nigga that's nondescript.
Nobody ain't. Ain't like he popping on the socials.
He's popping because he has your chain. That's why he's popping, bro.
No, seriously. Your chain is the only reason he's popping.
Dog, cool. He gonna post his shit on his socials and start tagging blogs and shit.
Worldstar. And somebody's gonna pick it up and it's going to go.
Rest in peace, Q. This happens every time.
Got it. Now what? So now that goes on for a week or two.
I buy my chain back two weeks later. That guy ain't no social media darling.
That story goes away. I got my chain.
I got some insurance money back. That's the only reason it went away.
Why? Because you paid it. Because you paid it.
No. You got it back.
Even if you didn't pay to get it back,, nobody going to keep watching that shit for months and months and months. It's not content.
Yeah, but your career changes. Depending on who you are.
Your career changes. Depending on your image out there.
It's going to change regardless, bro. That's not true.
That's not true. Y'all not being realistic.
Y'all saying that. What's the solution? You track a nigga down and snatch him.
You got to track him down and get your chain back without no money. I'm going to give you an example.
The YBN dude, the one that got his chain snatched in the Bronx, and they cut him for it, the one that Jay Prince was calling him. And they called Jay Prince.
They called Jay Prince. His, again, it depends on the image you're putting out.
Because he wasn't putting out that type of image, it was okay for Jay Prince to go get the chain back for him. It was okay for these things.
He didn't really take a hit. Now, if you're one of them

dudes who walk around like, it can't happen

to me, I'm the toughest nigga in America, that type

of thing, and they get your chain,

now you're taking a hit.

So now, it's damage control.

It's damage control. Niggas try to reach out

right away before the nigga could go

live so I could buy my shit back so this

stays quiet and nobody knows it's happened.

Yeah, he's right. That happens a lot too.
You have the other side of that of a friend of the show. You get the other side of that.
A friend of the show, not trying to take a shot at him, but what happened with Berg when they took the Transformer chain. That's still a punchline in hip-hop today.
Got you. That damaged him so bad that he changed his name.
He had to go do a whole, of the biggest and best rebrands that exists Shao DeBerg but so it can it can you know what I'm saying it can hurt you depending on it happens a lot like Park said a lot of niggas buy their chain back and on top of that niggas also build a career off of robbing niggas taking the chains so when Ish said it's gonna go away it would not go away because now the nigga got your change, he's wearing it, he's doing blogs and this, so that shit lasts for about, all right, somebody close yourself. Two months.
Yeah, two months. If you want your change back by your change, man.
I'm not buying no nigga. I'm not giving no nigga money that if you just rob me.
I'm sorry. The game is the game.
Niggas understand that, man. The game, that's part of, cost of doing business.
I'm calling State Farm. That's it.
That's the only motherfucker I'm calling. Y'all talking about chains, nigga.
I come from last decade when the iPhones was popping and these little goofballs used to be online at 7 in the morning at the mall. And the boys would roll right up.
Way from the walk out with them fighting. Hey, AP.
Give me them iPhones. They was doing that with sneakers.
PlayStation with the PS5 drop. All that shit.
You walking out with that bag? He's killing niggas in D.C. over Jordans and what's the other shit that the D.C.
niggas were at? Phone positive. He's killing niggas.
I remember when niggas were getting killed over the eightball jackets out here, too. Yep.
Yeah, I remember that. And the D.C.
claim phone positive. Oh, yeah.
I ain't said that. The Midwest niggas is tryin' to claim Air Force Ones.
Yeah, I saw that. They bought out their money.
We ain't gotta talk about it. Yeah.
But they are tryin' to claim Air Force Ones away from New York. J.Y.
was killin' niggas online about it. He was.
Okay, in other news, in other news, what's this here? Kendrick Lamar has been named Person of the Year by Time Magazine. I never know.
The Time Magazine had a Person of the Year. Yes, they do.
They do it every year. They've always had it.
Around this time of year. Shout out to them.
Yeah, I think you took yourself out the runnings. Yeah, I did.
Don't say that. Words have power.
I'll be Persons of the Year next year. There you go.
Talk that shit, Blip. Talk that shit more.
Yeah. It's not about me, about Kendrick.
Yeah. Persons of the Year.
I see what you did. Kendrick.
Time Man of the Year. We were about to get into, he announced his tour.
Is that real? Is that real? Because it's not. I don't see it nowhere else.
This one's nowhere. Okay.
That seems like a stretch to me. They got mail.
You ever been sent to them again? We told you about communicating with fans. They're strolling, man.
You got caught up again? It wasn't me. Then she wanted to come in here and say, I'm well read.
I am well read. But, you know, every once in a while something gets through.
I get you, man. I get you, man.
Kendrick Lamar, let's get to some real news. Kendrick Lamar announced a tour.
Stadium tour. Stadium tour.
Very important. Yeah.
With SZA. I want to hit the round of applause button, and then I want to toss to ice to tell me why that distinction is so important to make.
Let's hit the applause button for Mr. Kendrick Lamar.
Absolutely. We gave y'all 90 minutes of Kendrick and Drake free content.
But we here. Now it's time to get to the moneymaker, man.
We here now. We here now, big dog.
All right. Why is that an important distinction to make, Freeze? Well, one, it's not many rappers that can do a stadium tour, even with support.
Like, it's a very short list. It's a different world from an arena tour.
So just the fact that he's pulled off a stadium tour is commendable. It's a very, very, very short list.
Eminem, Travis Scott. Beyonce.
I'm saying rappers. Rappers.
Drake. Kanye.
Drake can't do a stadium tour. Really? Yes, really.
I mean, why do you think that? Not discounting right now, but. No, period.
Why hasn't he done one? I don't mean he can't because he didn't. Yeah, you kind of can.
You do if you can, but because of the money. I just thought he could.
I thought Drake was kind of the bottom. Dog, Jay-Z can't do a stadium tour.
That's true. That's true.
Rappers, it's hard. Kendrick, you see he had to go.
Eminem did a stadium tour with Rihanna. Again, stadium seats are different.
We talk about an arena that holds 18, 17, 18,000 to a stadium, depending on how the stage is done, anywhere from 50,000 to 80. That's crazy.
It's apples and oranges. When somebody say stadium tour, it's a big deal.
It's like a 2021 city stadium tour next year. How do they predict that he will sell out the stadium tour? What do they gauge this off of?

Because he could just do the tour.

I mean, I said scissor, right?

He said he was doing it with scissor?

Yeah.

But how do we know that he's going to put ass in seats?

Well, if they didn't think he wouldn't put ass in seats,

they would have had him at an arena tour.

They wouldn't have took it up the stadium.

It's a projection.

They're projecting that.

Yeah, any tour.

All tours are projections.

Yeah, all tours are projections.

I know.

I got it.

Thank you. they would have had him at an arena tour.
They would have took it up the stadium. It's a projection.
They're projecting that. Yeah, any tour.
All tours are projections. Yeah, all tours are projections.
I know, I got it, I got it. How many tour dates is it? 21.
21, something like that. I'm not going to say that Drake is not, what are we talking about, stadium? Stadium tours.
Stadium act. Let's deal with facts.
He hasn't done one yet. That's it.

That's why I would be.

If the nigga did six shows straight at Madison Square Garden, I don't know what it looks like.

If he tries to do a stadium tour, one, and two,

I don't know that he's just trying to circumvent the fees

that come along with stadium tours.

I don't know.

Again, above my pay grade.

But it is a flex that Kendrick is doing stadium tours one and doing the stadium in Toronto. June 12th.
June 12th. The biggest venue in Toronto that Drake has never done.
The Rogers Center. The Rogers Center.
What's that, where the Argonauts play? Who the hell are the Argonauts? You a fucking Argonaut, man. Who the fuck is that? What the hell? You got to flex on us.
Is that where you are? Lil Mel don't know who the Argonaut is. That's where the Raptors play.
No, it's not. No.
You just speak my girl. This is my girl.
You just have my girl. Yo, Bill just beat going.

This is my girl, bro.

You just have been blending in your whole life.

Well, who the fuck plays there? What a fucking camellion.

The Toronto Blue Jays play there.

Oh, gotcha.

Really?

Yes.

That's the Rogers Center.

Sorry.

Matt Kemp never played for the Toronto Blue Jays.

That was great. Drink your shit, girl.
Go ahead. Okay, bye.
No, I don't care. I thought they replaced...
Okay, never mentioned them. What do we think that's going to be? Anything? I'm sick of it.
I want to go back to talking about Kendrick with Kendrick and Drake with Drake. I'm tired of the conversations in her mingling now.
Everything's got to be related. You know what I mean? It's over there.
And then that brings in Stan culture from both sides, which I'm sick of. I'm just sick of that.
I'm very tired of Stan culture. Now, mind you, if it's going to stay like that, then I'm down.
Bro, it's staying like that. This is big and pop, Jay and Nas to an extent.
They're married at this point. This is way worse than Hov and Nas.
No, but I'm just saying in terms of you can't say one name without the other being brought into the mix. This might be the worst one ever.
The internet's the time. Stay in culture.
Second. I got Biggie and Pac first.
They both died. But it's 1B.
Yeah, I think when Jay and Nas was going at it. They said.
Fam, niggas was leaving they jobs. I remember this.
Niggas left they job and was sitting outside in the cars because Flex and them said they had some new Jay-Z shit. Niggas was in they car.
I remember that shit. Like, went outside in corporate America.
Me and my man sitting in the car like. Man, I was mad as hell I was sat by the radio for Supergirl.
Word. I was mad about it.
Because they promoted it like it was a new song. Yo, he gave it in the studio.
They did a new song. They said Irv Gotti produced it.
Like, they was just bigging it up. And it was like, or somebody huge produced it.
It was like, word. The internet nigga talking about it was a mixtape.
Kendrick had all them gang members on stage and Drake shouted Steve Lacey.

Smart.

How we know Steve Lacey ain't a gang member?

Listen, from the eye test,

he took what appeared to be the easiest target. I thought you knew.

I thought you knew.

I wanted you.

Do you want me?

Shout out to Steve Lacey, man.

Steve Lacey's fine.

Nigga made a fucking...

Get some nigga to suck my dick anthem.

Yo.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

What he did?

You think those niggas don't want anthems?

It ain't just us.

They looking for some attitude.

They looking for they slap when they trying to bag this nigga.

Drop.

Drop.

Hey.

Watch me do my stuff. Yo.
What? Stop. Them niggas be in the bag.
All right. Forget it.
What show y'all going to? Jersey? I want to hit one of these L.A. shows, man.
I want to hit one of these J. Cole niggas.
Hey, Cole, what's up, man?

Come on.

Let us in.

You see they had 150,000 people in queue for the tickets?

I saw.

I wasn't in there.

It didn't get you to pocket watch in a little bit?

Go on secondary watch.

Oh, shit.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Because in order to get the.

I got season tickets to the Knicks. Oh, you might get a little special pass.
I get perks. But the tickets...
In a Knick game? The tickets were available to people that subscribe to the podcast. I thought that you would have pocket watched.
I don't... I pocket watch different from y'all.
Oh, okay. I stop once people get to a certain level and then start just trying to ask the questions of how.

J. Cole is past the point of pocket watching.

You can't pocket watch him.

True.

It's gone.

Yeah.

It's gone already.

He's out of here.

He's way out of here.

I got to call and see.

That podcast is doing some numbers for him, though.

That's all I'm saying.

He's smoking that shit.

Yeah.

It's great.

It's a great listen.

And you know what he reminded people of?

And we'll get back to Kendrick in a second.

He's just the most likable dude. Yeah.
He's the most Yeah he's the most relatable He's the parks of the fucking big three I'll take it What a great way to remind people That I'm likable I just didn't want to do that That ain't me If y'all killing me for it fine But I'm never going to speak on it I'm just going to go on with my life That is is so North Carolina. He taught Hov to not order steaks well done, apparently.
He said that? Yes. If Jay-Z was ordering steaks well done, I'll never look at him the same.
Me either. Apparently he was.
At the time he met Cole, he was talking about him. Cole told him not to.
Cole might be lying on Hov. Maybe.
Don't lie on Hov, Cole. Don't do that.
Cole might be trying to get his shit off. We don't know the nature of that relationship.
Nobody eats that red shit, bro. Like, come on.
Actually, everybody does. It's not going to be red.
Nobody eats that red shit. If Jay-Z, Jay-Z, Sean Carter.
He's still a Brooklyn nigga. He ain't no well now.
No. Sean Carter knows.
He's not. He's not a what? Not anymore.
He's a billionaire. He's fucking sophisticated.
Jay-Z's a Brooklyn nigga to heart, man. I didn't even know he ate meat still, Paul.
Jay-Z calling niggas. I mean, this was years ago.
Yeah, this was before he hired the chef to take care of his diet. I refuse to believe at the time he met J.
Cole, he was still eating steak. He said, yo, you can't eat your steak like that.
And he said, nah. Yo, you made how much money? You can't eat that kind of steak no more.
Everything well done, nigga. What are we talking about, buddy? But then he started getting medium rare, apparently.
He learned. He learned.
Right. This shit is disgusting.
It's uncivilized. It is.
Eating the blood is civilized. That's not blood.
It's not blood. You saying that is uncivilized.
Yes. But the taste of it is.
I've seen niggas eat rare steak. It's not blood.
It's not blood. rare.
So what is it? The steak I had. It's not blood.
Don't say that no more. It's not blood.
It's just pink. Just say you like your shit how you like it.
Yo, listen. Yeah, y'all like tires.
That's cool. We ain't mad at it.
In Puerto Rico, I tried it. That shit's disgusting.
That taste is nasty. That's disgusting.

The taste of it is nasty.

Did you put ketchup on it?

No.

Just tastes nasty.

Some shit like Miracle Whip.

Right.

Mustard.

That big shit.

Some just obscure and obnoxious stuff.

Yeah, it's a wild shit.

It's a wild shit.

It's a wild shit.

Barbecue sauce.

I don't need to do that.

What's that shit, Peter Luger?

I don't need to do that.

I'm just saying, like, well done is what it is. A lot of niggas eat well done.
That's it. Yeah, they mature.
Yeah. You speak, you give your own audience to this audience.
That's why I like you, so. No, I hate when niggas get, like, I just hate that, man.
Like, nigga, like, it's okay. Well done steak.
Wow. It's a combination of water and myoglobin, if you want to.
Yeah, we good. Not blood.
Not blood. Not blood-ish.
It's okay? Oh, man. Thank you, Ish.
You're pissing Ish off. These niggas is crazy.
I ain't gonna say nothing. Y'all got it.
Cole also said that he was at one of the functions, him and Eve and Future and Drake was there, and they're really close. so they all got together and they was talking having a good old time exchanging jokes, laughing and shit, having a time of their lives and then Hov got there and he's seen them all together and he walked over to them and he was like Oh! Give them one! Talking about Drake should give Cole a hit.
And then he walked off. So disrespectful.
Yo, who's an asshole, bro. And hilarious.
That's funny. But that ain't foul, though.
That's foul. Of course it's foul.
Cole hadn't had a hit yet. That was part of the problem.
They were still trying to find that one hit. Exactly.
Give him one. Give him one.
And then leave? Yeah, nigga. I ain't even talking to you niggas.
Right. Yo, give him one.
Did you listen to the episode with all the No ID beats that he rapped on that he didn't use? Tears of Joy was a J. Cole song.
Stay by Nas was a J. Cole song.
There's another one, too. I think it was a Luda record or something around that time.
If he had Tears of Joy, what happened? He rapped on it. He played it.
And what happened? It wasn't Tears of Joy, but it was still fire. How did he lose it? He didn't want it.
He didn't pick it. He said that at the time, he didn't really, he made all his own beats, I guess, at the time, and his manager or whatever, I don't think it was Ebi, it was someone else, I think it was Mark Pitts actually, said, you know, if you want these beats, you got to pay no ID.
Shout out to Mark Pitts, shout out to no ID. And he was like, oh, I didn't realize I had to do that.
He didn't want to pull the trigger on nothing yet because he was still looking for the hits like we just said. And he didn't think those songs were hits necessarily.
I heard about that EP they were talking about putting out with Kendrick. Him, Big Sean, and I think it was the beat.
Hold on, I'm sorry. I don't remember.
Maybe I didn't get to that episode. While you do that, Hove is very blunt.
He is very to the point. Yeah, Meek Millen, Big Sean, and J.
Cole. And maybe has some sociopathic tendencies that nobody knows about.
I don't know. Just amazing sarcasm.

Or that. Is it sarcasm

though if I really want...

No, but

I remember one time it was Howard

Homecoming. This was before he was like

Jay-Z.

They was at this spot

and it was like some hood shit.

Howard Homecoming. Drug dealer convention?

He walked up to the security dudes and the manager and was like yo who's the manager here and he was like yeah I just want to ask a question about security and he was like oh yeah I'm the manager he was like I just want to be clear you're doing a horrible job like horrible horrible job and just walked away and it was just like me and my man was sitting there like yo this thing is nuts like yo you mean it but who says that I appreciate that very direct I respect the blunts I tell the so what story all the time get him one yo yeah the so what story I tell the so what story all the time up here it was life changing what's the so what story when he fucking cause I don't say he dissed me cause maybe't, and he might be listening. When he utilized my first single beat, said things that could sound like it was a diss, called and asked me if he could use it on the mixtape, not him personally, but his people.
And then years later, when the first iteration, second iteration of the podcast was going,

we saw him at one of the, I want to say, one of the Henny Palooza, one of them, Duce Palooza. Duce Palooza joint.
We saw him. At Webster.
And we approached him and was like, yeah, man, that fucking, the diss, you know what I mean? When you took my beat, my biggest single, I changed the whole trajectory of my career. It was like, so what?

We all had a big laugh and that was it.

But I went home

and internalized it,

so what?

Made you a better person?

I think so.

Because at the end of the day,

he's right.

No, that's your view

on shit now.

Well, my view on shit before, I just didn't feel good when it was done to me. Yeah.
But he's right. This nigga's crazy.
So what? Who gives a, what happened? Yeah. That's right.
I left there and was like, that guy's, fuck him. Fuck him.
I mean, I retired at that point, so it don't matter, but it's just how you say, sir, that he don't give up. He don't care.
He don't give up. Fuck.
Give me that beef. Was he wrong? No.
To say that to Drake while Drake is next to... And Drake had given him...
Drake was Drake. And Drake had given him kind of hit in the...
In the morning. Yeah.
In the morning. That ain't one.
That ain't one. That ain't what he was asking for.
That ain't what Jay-Z was asking him to do. He was asking for him to give call.
I'm on one. I'm so calm.
I ain't felt his way since I was 18. Give me one of them.
Give me a Marvin's room. Anything or anything, nigga.
Hit it in the morning is one of my joints. I mean, if y'all cool.
Jodeci freestyle is my joint. But he didn't give him one.
If I walk over there and see y'all cool, and he the hit maker. Oh, shit, y'all.
Yo, give him one. Yeah, give him one.
He need one. Look him out.
That's your man? Oh. Nah.
He played the shit out of him, though. No, he didn't.
You could have walked over like, yo, why don't y'all collab, man? Y'all put something to get nice. Yo, give him one.
And he's walking, walking. Walk over to the crowd.
Whole problem is, I mean, he's a billionaire, so maybe it ain't a problem. But when he was running Def Jam, that was a lot of the artist sentiment.
Like, yo, dawg, you are an artist. So you gotta feel some of this shit we said.
And then You're like, not really. Not really? I ain't an artist no more? I'm over here now.
I really don't have to feel none of that shit, y'all. I don't feel none of that shit y'all saying because I'm over here.
No. And I didn't come in like y'all are.
I didn't come in like y'all. I was never over here.
I was never where you was at. I want to not speak so much for Hove.
I want to focus on Cole, and then we'll get back to Kendrick. The competitor in Cole is supposed to feel the way.
He's supposed to feel the way. Don't do that to me in front of him.
That's my peer. That's my classmate.
We came in at the same time. That don't make us peers.
We also do different shit though. Tell though.
Dog, tell me privately. I'm signed to you.
You're right. Tell me privately that I should use my artist-to-artist relationship to try to get a joint.
Don't embarrass me in front of the dude early in the career. Exactly.
I disagree. We could just be cool enough where, yo, nigga, that's your man? Help your man out, nigga.

That's how we talk in the hood.

I don't think Cole felt that way. We're not in the hood.

We're not in the hood.

We still use hood.

We're playing.

We're in trillion dollar business.

I know, and we all come from the bottom, and so we have a rapport.

I'm done with that one, too.

I'm done with we all come from the bottom.

Everybody in that equation didn't come from the bottom.

Drake didn't.

The bottom can't be something that's subjective.

Thank you. You said we all come from the bottom.
Your mother would beg you. The fact that I didn't come from the bottom is a testament to what my mother did from the bottom.
That's what I said. You said we all come from the bottom.
You included yourself. And I'm saying that that's relative.
Because some niggas that didn't have no house and no heat and no food will say, yo, nigga, you didn't come from the bottom. You always had a refrigerator.
You don't know what the bottom is. No, I don't like him.
That's the truth. Honestly.
No, because I make sense. That's the truth.
No, because you make sense in like reasonable, ideal circumstances. And I've known you long enough to know that you wouldn't respond that way if you make songs and your best friend or your one of your better friends in hip-hop is slapping them out the park even if you felt like you needed one you would not want the head of your label to do that to you and you wouldn't know it depends on the rapport that i have with the head of the label if i look at the head of the label like he's my big brother.
Cole felt some type of way.

He's telling us. That's why he's telling the story.
Or it's just a funny story

and I'm a podcaster now and I know it's going to be compelling

content. It ain't funny because he never gave me one.

It ain't funny because he never attempted to give

me one. And outside of that,

I circumvented needing one. There was rumors of a Cole.

No, you did not. How didn't he?

He's labeled as the big three.

He's rich now.

No, he's labeled as three.

All right.

And for some people, that's content with him.

It seems like he's content with that.

Cole keeps telling you he don't want number one.

He seems to be content with that.

In terms of what that big three should mean.

He's saying that today.

Today.

Back then, workout plan happened. Yeah.
That other record, my shit, I love that can't get it. Whatever that shit, I love that record.
I love can't get enough. I absolutely love can't get enough.
But he don't make that if he's not trying to get one. He was trying to get one.
Four episodes of the podcast is talking about him trying to get one. Yo, yo.
But that could also be...

Yo, everybody that come in early

from the restaurant

That could be the label

making me do that back then.

That could be high established

myself.

Yo, I hate to break it to you.

You have to...

If you're going through

the major label system,

you have to succumb to

that major label system.

Listen, it's in the podcast.

You guys haven't listened to it,

so I'm going to try to...

I'm going to try to sum it up.

But he was having conversations with Hoove and other people in the industry,

and he was on some, no, I'll just make a classic record.

I don't care about hits.

I'll do that later.

But then he would go to parties and see, or I think he was talking about,

he went to see a Hove tour or something like that and saw all these records,

and he was like, oh, no, shit, I do want a hit.

I need to find a hit.

And so he spent the next fucking however many years trying to get a hit.

He don't become who he's become without beating the hit game. He beat it.
He did beat it. He made enough to go where he was trying to go.
But Drake never gave him one. I don't know that they ever tried to make one.
But shit, I'm carrying that professionally and personally, if it's me. If it's me.
I'm not hugging niggas on stage. I'm not doing all of that.
Depending on who Cole is, Jay-Z's comment could have been why I don't even want to try to get one from him now. Don't tell me that public.
Now I'm going to go do it. Or I might have tried it my way to make sure I don't do it that way.
I didn't like him. You might have gave me some sure-fied shit.
Like we hear all the time, like you just said, he had this beat, he had that beat, he had had this he had that drake might have sent him some shit like yo i want you on this i think man all right fuck it let me go get such and such and put him on it or it could just be i'm not about to have i'm not about to have my success attached to my peer like that yeah no i don't want the hit from him i'm gonna get there on my own it might take me long I might not reach that peak, but you're not going to be able to say you only got here because he did it. Right.
True. Nope, I'll take that.
Also, it's still nice to have a line to one of the greatest hit makers of all time while he's doing hits for other people and try to get one. Well, I mean, shit, he's still got the line to him.

No.

Well, they got the hit.

What's the hit?

First person shooter went number one.

Oh, yeah.

That ain't it.

That's about the same.

That ain't it.

It's technically a hit.

It is.

By definition of hit, it is a hit.

Well, who's out?

I'm Drake's up.

You're right.

Give me one, please. Please? I don't want it.
Or I don't want it. I'm the only nigga that ever said to do keep your hook.
I'm an idiot. Stupid.
That's dumb. Wait, a hook from Drake? Yes.
You gave back a Drake hook? No, I never received a Drake hook. Oh, okay.
Like, because you didn't want it? I didn't want it. I feel like there's something missing from the story.
Why didn't you want it? It's not the type of record I wanted to make with him. I wanted him to tap in his rap band.
I didn't want a hit. I wasn't chasing hits at that point in my career.
My career was rap shit. So if I get with the certified hit maker, I want to put him in my world.
I want to rap. Like rap.
The second you get to la la fa la la then it's going to make it look like it's something that I didn't want it to be. Stupid.
Stupid for sure. Or J.C.O.
So why couldn't Cole have the same sentiment? Stupid. Or not.
Look at where he landed. Again, Cole sounds consent.
Nobody's turned down a hit. Just like they said about money.
I said that. If the dude sends me the record with the hook on it, I'm going to go.
I might keep it. I'm going to go.
Because then you look at it. But then you look at it.
I also caught him before his entire run too, though. I caught him twice.
I caught him twice. I caught him right off comeback season in MySpace days when me and you was ya, ya, ya.
And then I caught him at Bernice Burgos birthday party in Star Wars. I was there too.
After he was, you was with me? What happened to us? Where did it change?

He's right there, bro.

He's not there no more.

Not no more.

He's like a white girl that came between.

Yo, come on, man.

Shut up.

No, don't say that.

Don't do that.

I'm coming.

Don't do that.

Because you think it's him?

Yes, it's him.

He's just grown up.

His whole ideology changed, man.

Nigga matured on me, right?

Yeah.

That's why I don't fuck with y'all today.

You the one that's immature, nigga.

Listen, man, y'all are right.

What's for you, what, it is what it is to be,

and what's for you is and will be for you no matter what.

So they all. But you didn't say the second time you caught him.
You caught him at Bernice and what happened? That was the conversation I'm talking about when I was like, I don't want the hook. I don't want it.
I don't want none of that. Just rap.
What did he say? Well, he's the one that offered it. Yeah, man.
I'm Brad, man. Let me do the hook, too, man.
All that phony nigga shit that nigga be doing. Gotcha.
Ayo. Then I went to the producer.

I was like,

we got,

we are out of here.

He never came.

He never said nothing.

Why was he? I'm not saying jokes.

Ayo, ayo, ayo.

You're a solid.

You don't want my hook.

That's how he did Cole.

He did Cole and Joe Budden the same.

Well, not really.

He got a Jodeci freestyle.

Yeah.

Do you think,

no, I'm sorry. No, go ahead.
I was going to say, do you think Drake's narrative is that you be hard on him because you didn't get the hook? Maybe. I don't think it's that.
I don't think it's because of the hook. I don't think that's what it is.
I don't think I got nothing to do with the hook. I don't think I got nothing to do with the hook.
I think Drake might think Joe is hard on him because he, like he said, in the one record, he became...

It's out of jealousy. It's pure jealousy.

Like, I'm better than you. I rap

better than you. Like, basically,

who you are, it's almost like

Joe's DNA is in him. Pause.

I paused it.

Just in terms of the type of rapper,

type of rap styles that he does.

Yet, Drake has

achieved a level of success in rap

that Joe never touched.

So he might look at it as, you know, you're just envious

I'm going to go to the next one. type of rap styles that he does.
Yet, Drake has achieved a level of success in rap that Joe never touched.

So he might look at it as,

yo, you're just envious.

It's what people say.

Smiles and Southstar achieved a level of success

that Joe never touched.

There's a long list to say for that.

Don't talk about them niggas like that.

It's kind of the LL Cool J thing.

Tell me what you think is going on.

Tell me what you think is going on. You think, you're a rap nigga.
You think that Drake rapped better than him? No. You don't think Drake rapped better than Joe? Just rap? No.
Raped better. We didn't talk about the hooks and all.
Drake don't think he rapped better than Joe Biden. Okay.
We're trying to go to show. Hold on.
Chill out. Chill out.
Hey, write me down, man. Hey, write me down.
I'm getting out of this. You want to just have a flag for what you're doing?

I'm getting out of this.

I'm going to ask you a question because you're a historian when it comes to this.

I am not.

Stop saying that.

I'm almost done.

To your knowledge, because when I do my research, I see that, you know,

Drake saw the nigga.

He looked up to the nigga.

He said all this shit.

And I'm like, damn, nigga, Joe was really that nigga at one point in my head. You know what I mean? During my assessment.
Damn, homie. High school.
He was the man. Right.
From your perspective, where did you see it? Where did I fall off? Where did I fall off? Right. You didn't fall off.
Where did it go downhill between them? Not that rant. It's okay.
You can say it. Views rant.
That rant? Mm-hmm. Views.
Views rant. So, but then

that means Joe would be

the one that would be in the wrong, right? Because

Depends on how you look at it. If you

look at Joe as you my man, you cool,

I gave you all this credit, I followed

my style after you at some point

in my career, I said it, and then Joe goes

on. It's like if you look up

and Joe goes on and shits on

his album or whatever Joe did,

then Drake has every right to feel

the way he feels and to act funny

Thank you. on and Joe goes on and shits on his album or whatever Joe did, then Drake has every right to feel the way he feels and to act funny to Joe.
Because Joe wouldn't like if somebody did that to him. A nigga that you could...
Unless we are actually putting ketchup on the spaghetti sauce by saying they're more cooler than we think they are. Your life gets a lot easier once you learn it.
Everybody's right. Patrick, just let it go.
We all going to pretend ketchup on a spaghetti sauce. No, because it's tomato sauce, right? So you wouldn't put ketchup on spaghetti sauce.
So it's just saying. Gotcha.
It's just saying, yeah, you wouldn't put ketchup on a spaghetti sauce. Like cousin and cousin is good soup? Yeah, that's what they said.
I'm so confused. They said, but then Joe, yeah, I'll tell me.
Nah, like I said, the views rant is where it went left. If you ask me, I think at one point, Drake absolutely looked up to Joe.
And then when the person you look up to shits on you or shits on your product, your craft, whatever it is, something that you put your hard work into, it's like, damn, dog, you?

You?

And now you start to rationalize. Okay, well,

why are you shitting on me? Oh,

it's because you wish you got here.

That's why I asked you that question. But usually when niggas

do that, it's like, what if

he had proof that Joe probably tried to reach out

to him beforehand? Because, you know, niggas, we only

respond to negativity, right? Joe could

have been reaching out to the nigga like, yo, what's up? How you doing?

Nigga could have just not been responding or

Oh, no. had proof that Joe probably tried to reach out to him beforehand.
Because you know niggas, we only respond to negativity. Right? Joe could have been reaching out to the nigga like yo what's up how you doing? Nigga could have just not been responding or Joe could have been trying to yo let's sit down and have a conversation but as soon as Joe do the views rant now nigga want to pay attention as far as responding to that.
Well once the views rant happen I'm not rapping no more. And the other side You could have wanted to do have wanted to did an interview with him.
No joke. But look.
Once I retired and got to podding, I didn't give a fuck about none of that. Oh, so you left your friendship with him in hip hop? I don't say friendship.
Sorry. I kept saying it with no friends.
You don't say friendship. I apologize.
Rapport. Once I retired, I couldn't do this gig the way I'm supposed to do this gig if I was still trying to maintain industry relationship.
Right. Got it.
Relationship. Got it.
I was no longer trying to do that. So now some people will look at it like, yo, you're a phony ass nigga.
There's people today that look at me like a phony ass nigga because I'll see him or I said that shit a couple weeks ago. Yo, this nigga's man fly when you talk to him and then he get on that pod and say some shit.
Yeah. Right.
Yeah, no, facts. The end.
You still rapped when views came out, by the way, technically. When the views right came out.
Really? Yeah, because that's when you start. Yeah.
Yeah. That's when all the shit started after that.
Yeah. Oh, right.
Because then he dissed you. I kamikaze myself, though.
Yes. Yeah, you did.
I knew I was on my way out. I was done.
I was done. Yeah, you just.
I was done. I'm leaving with a bang.
This nigga.

I'm leaving with a bang.

This is how you just.

Last question for me.

And close us out, please.

I'm sorry.

Last question for me.

You just genuinely felt that way.

It wasn't any malicious.

Like you didn't.

It wasn't a situation where you reached out to the nigga before and he ignored you so

now you heard a shit on him.

Like it wasn't from a hurt place.

It was just like I generally feel like how I feel about this album.

It was just from a genuine space.

That was it?

Well, here go the other.

Real quick.

We're done.

All right.

Yeah.

The main, like yo, you could praise a nigga a million times on the pod.

Way to go.

Yeah.

He's only going to hear that one time.

When that one negativity piece goes viral, it gets us here.

Got you.

On a different, speaking of rappers. Yeah.
Well, we wasn't done with Kendrick. Yeah.
That's what I'm going back to. Oh, thanks.
Speaking of rappers.

Yeah.

Well, we wasn't done with Kendrick.

Yeah.

That's what I'm going back to.

Oh, thanks.

There we go.

When Kendrick goes to Toronto, are we expecting fireworks?

Are we expecting drama?

Are we expecting Drake to use his muscle to shut down?

No.

Not with him.

I don't expect any of that.

I expect business as usual.

He's going to go.

He's going to smoke that show.

Peopless.

Really? Yes. Peopless.
I don't expect a thing to go wrong at that show. I'm not saying it is.
I'm just curious because I feel like everybody's going to be looking at that. Well, no.
I mean, people are asking about it because we had, what, Schoolboy Q? Exactly. We had.
Let's say Schoolboy Q. And R&B singer, too.
No, no, no. I'm just saying there's been TDE acts or affiliate acts that went on tour but did not get to perform in Toronto.
This is different. This is different.
This is totally different. Dog, we are putting businesses in there that day.
We are selling alcohol this day. There's luxury box suites.
There's a bunch of other gates. They're not letting this.
Yeah. This is happening.
Good.

Mind you, this is coming off of the Super Bowl.

Mm-hmm.

We're not even announcing this if it can't happen.

This is happening.

But, again, I don't think it'll be a peep.

I don't even know that Drake will be in Toronto

and say anything about it.

I don't know.

I think it's business as usual.

Again, I just think that Kendrick,

when he went up to that whiteboard

with whoever he was there with,

anything they wrote down has hit with 100% efficiency.

That's what I think.

And I think that'srick, when he went up to that whiteboard with whoever he was there with, anything they wrote down has hit with 100% efficiency.

That's what I think.

And I think this is part of that.

Everything that's happened since all of this is a part of just a great plan coming together better than you could have scripted it.

I agree.

I agree.

Like he's put on, I keep saying it every time he does something. He's put on a true master class and just shutting the fuck up and letting the art and everything work like Kendrick ain't on Instagram posting nothing he's not subbing he's not liking shit he's just dropping I drop music I drop an album I drop an announcement I drop this I drop that I'm just working and getting out the way which is what sometimes we say we wish a lot of other rappers did like stop talking so yeah rap and just go around we miss the days when rappers felt something and went and wrapped about it yeah and that was that if i have to think about drake it's not even in relation to kendrick is scissor oh they do have some slaps it's scissor going on tour with kendrick Kendrick? No matter what your relationship is, this brings it right back to whose side SZA's on.
She just said it publicly. She was on the stage last week and was like, yo, is TDE over everybody? And that is the person that he could have tapped to go on a stadium tour with, if you were to ask me.
That was the one. That's the thing.
When we go back to the stadium tour thing, the people that Drake would be able to get to go on a stadium tour with him, it's over with now. It's up.
Kanye. Travis.
Rihanna. Weekend.
Kanye might have to catch him on a good day. Can you trust him? I can't trust that shit.
Can you trust booking a tour with Kanye today? That shit going to go. I don't think he needs another magazine.
Yo, there was Mason the crowd. That shit going to be best in the world for us.
Nigga pointed a beam at me from the crowd. From the fucking third.
Yo, Jay- nigga Who bringing a gun inside Madison Square No, that's not what Jay-Z said Jay-Z said If the nigga pointed a gun at you You supposed to come tap me and be like Yo, that nigga over there got a gun Look out too You just not gonna say nothing No, he said who bringing a gun inside Madison Square No, he Bro, the nigga, yo, you supposed to come over there and be like, yo,

nigga over there, son.

He got the tool.

He stayed from over there.

He said the nigga

was in the upper level

with the gun.

I remember that.

From the state.

Y'all old as hell.

We old.

That was one, though.

That was crazy.

But yeah,

I don't see there's anybody

that he could even...

Pop, pop,

pop,

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pop, Thank you. But yeah, I don't see there's anybody that he could even...
Pop Axe.

Congratulations.

Yeah, but I don't necessarily know if he needs another mega to go.

Bad Bunny can do stadiums by himself.

If I can do stadiums by myself, I'm not partnering up with you to do a stadium tour.

Fair.

Although there's probably places where them together would sell more than...

Is this a Live Nation thing with Kendrick?

Yes.

More corporate wars.

Thank you. places where them together would sell more than...
Is this a Live Nation thing with Kendrick? Yes. More corporate wars.

Live Nation

eating on both of them. They on

his new tour too.

That's the clap we should have got.

Drake, Bad Bunny. Missing that at that time?

Oh.

That would have been... I never want to hear them two niggas.

Shit. I never want to hear them two niggas.

That'd be a shit?

I wouldn't mind Wash the Throne too.

Them $40 hills will be spinning around Thank you. I never want to hear them two niggas.
Never want to hear them two niggas. That'd be a shit? Yo, let me tell you, I wouldn't mind Watch the Throne, too.

Them $40 hills will be spinning around in circles with a Drake Bad Bunny project.

Oh, man.

Yo, we might go buy Melodies.

Just for that album.

I don't really want to worry about it.

Yo, bring that old DJ back and go buy Melodies, nigga.

You crazy. No, we wouldn't.
And Romeo Santos did 19 shows in New bring that old DJ back and go buy melodies, nigga. You crazy.

No, we wouldn't.

Romeo Santos

did 19 shows in New York

and we ain't been

to one of them

and it's the same effect.

I want three of them shits.

Parks went

and had us

jumping.

Yo,

I might be with you.

I'm telling you,

fuck him, yo.

I might be with you.

He's foul.

Me no speaking.

I ain't got to speak.

When Drake come on with Bad Bunny I ain't got to speak.

When Drake come on with Bad Bunny,

I'm going to speak a poquito.

Yo, it's just crazy, son.

What's wrong with this nigga?

This don't matter.

I just think that that's Romeo Santos all over.

Another one that has slapped.

Romeo Santos is like fucking...

Michael Jackson.

He's the king in New York.

He Michael Jackson.

Thank you. I wouldn't mind Another one That's like We can do that too Romeo Santos is like Michael Jackson The king In New York In New York Your roster's there Your roster's there This is funny Your roster's there Yeah you wasn't there We just had this So Friday We leave here We go to the spot Oh wait real quick Shouts out to Mel Why Mel was actually fun To hang out with I didn't think think he was fun.
I ain't gonna lie. Hey, big Mel.
Mel was fun. You fun when you yourself.
It's shut the fuck up. So the DJ didn't get there yet.
Like, we left straight from the pot. DJ didn't get there yet.
Thirsty. Hungry, actually.
I just wanted to get a bite. Yeah, yeah.
So. That's what I'm saying.
This nigga ate a whole tomahawk to the neck. Yo, talk about Mel.
I ate the oxtail. That was yummy.
Right. But.
Big juicy fuckers. Mel didn't know who Romeo was.
I did not. Huh? So we're like, what? So then we started talking about the comparison of who Romeo is versus.
Bad Bunny. Bad Bunny.
He was Bad Bunny before Bad Bunny. That nigga was the Bunny Ranch.
Still is. Still is.
What the fuck is we talking about?

Not a was.

Not a was.

Not a was.

So we were trying to give a fair comparison.

It was Imani and I trying to give a fair comparison of who Bad Bunny is in relation to who Romeo is.

And I'm like, yo, when the DJ come, we're going to make him do a Romeo set.

Bad Bunny is Venom to Romeo Sanchez and Spider-Man.

Okay. Not bad at that.
That's how I look at that. Mike and Usher.
Mike and Chris Brown. And all of this in relation to your era would be Daddy Yankee times two million.
Yes. And that's not to sleep with Daddy Yankee.
That's not. Because Daddy Yankee was another one.
Yes, he was. Yes, he was.
He was another one.

Hell, he was.

And Sean Paul.

Stop it.

You took the words off.

And Sean Paul.

That ever, yo?

No.

And what you gonna call it, Kevin?

I'm still in love with you.

That was fucking nuts.

Pitbull kind of put an end to that Yankee little run to me.

Nah, that was like the pop version of.

That nigga Pitbull fan.

What's that club in Elizabeth, that ghetto-ass club that everybody used to come to? I went there for Sean Paul twice, probably. To my All-Star? I'm missing that show, boy.
To my All-Star? I don't remember the name of it. It's not All-Star.
No, no, no, no, no. Back in the day, the shit right on the airport.
Right by the airport. Yeah, you know the shit that everybody used to go to.
What's the shit that's called? It's where lobby at is. And then it turned into a gang meet-up spot later.
I don't know what you're talking about. But anyway, I saw Dipset was over there.
Anybody that used to come over there was over there. It's right there in the corner.
When Sean Paul went over there twice, I used to hate when these popping niggas would find out about the New Jersey bitches. Because once Sean Paul, I think Alvia might have brought, whoever brought him over there, he didn't leave.
And it was madness every time. I bet.
Just walk in and get you a drink and then watch the show and leave. Don't try to maneuver the VIP.
Don't try to get, yo, just go. Nothing is shaking.
Sean DePaul. Sean DePaul.
Sean DePaul. Sean DePaul is in the film.
Is here. What? Doing slap after slap after slap after slap.
I feel bad that the kids don't know that Sean Paul era. Yeah, they don't.
That was terrible. He was knocking them shits out the park.
What? Amazing era. Baby, my sister, I'm mine.
Come on, girl, what you find to do? That nigga started doing joints you forgot about. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That nigga was a monster. Nigga had light glue.
Nigga. Yeah.
Nigga clapped the remix. Man, don't get on people's hands.
I don't really want what they want to do. No, don't play with your own.
They're mine, nigga. And he was straight.
Yeah. He never came out later.
Hey, it was a facade. I'm gay.
No. No.
He was fucking them. Not anymore.
No.

He was fucking stupid.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Damn.

Thank the Lord for niggas aging out the game.

And he made the soundtrack for fucking, too.

What?

He made the soundtrack for fucking.

What is it?

Tell me.

All that shit was fucking.

All of them.

Watch this.

That was layup fucking music.

I'm telling you, I'm still in love with you.

That was the shit.

That shit's still playing, nigga, on the radio late night. That still playing listen sure enough and he was Arabian and he was what? look how you just say a lot he's Jamaican nigga he's Jamaican watch him out I saw a nigga the other day watch him out Turkish no he's not he's Jamaican nigga's Dominican I know a Dominican nigga when I see one.
He bad. That nigga put a colorful shirt on.
It was like, come on, girl. What you about to see? Tell me how you feel.
Whatever he said. Oh, wait.
Write that down. That's the last video he did.
No, it wasn't. Yes, have been It was temperature They put it in A little temperature We be burning Oh when nobody wanna take That was a smack Temperature nigga Watch your fucking mouth About Sean Paul On one of them awards He was getting a little too gyrated.
Yeah. Shut the shit down.
86. 86.
Once he gyrated him down. He tried to hit his Amari Hardwick.
You know, she'll pop that hip. That nigga sit.
Nah, nah. Nah, nah.
Nah, nah. Move him.
He got to go. Back to Kendrick.
Back to Kendrick. Congrats on the tour.
Word. I'm going to find a date to get to.
Oh. I dare y'all.
I did TDE not give me free tickets to that show. Oh, yeah, nah.
Come on. Hold on, hold on.
I got my cash app real quick. Oh, yeah.
Ice. We had this conversation like 17 times.
Well, now it's 18. We had the bet on the camera.
I would like to get paid on the camera. That's all.
I don't know. I paid you on camera.
I paid you on camera too. Oh, I paid you off camera.
I wasn't here. Hey, that's the old 1v1.
All right, so stay over there. No, I want to hear what it's about.
I don't remember the terms of the bet. About GNX first week numbers.
Yeah, but I don't remember the terms of the bet. I got to go look.
It said it would be $600,000. I said it would be $300,000.
That's what it was. It's just $100,000.
And they bet. How much y'all bet? $600,000.
Buy a calamari. Yo, bitch, pay that nigga.
Yo, dog. He hate when niggas tell a nigga.
I don't hate it. No, I just hate when y'all niggas lose y'all tongue when it come to something.
Yo, you know what's funny about him, too? Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

You're a master manipulator, son.

But wait.

Like, you got the manipulator.

Or I'm just observing.

But wait, so I'm in the hookah spot.

That's manipulation.

I'm in the hookah spot.

Hold on, before you finish,

I can't get my cash out, bro.

Why you just in there?

All right, go ahead, Joe.

Because it's in the same van.

I'm in the hookah spot.

It's lit in there on a Saturday night.

And my man, I'm talking to everybody,

but my man, two seats down,

starts telling me

a randomish story.

A randomish story?

Yes.

He said,

yo, man,

yo, I know your man.

I was like,

yeah, nah,

my man.

I swear to God,

I'm not putting

no sauce on him.

You know what that means, right?

A1, A1,

motherfucker,

honey mustard. You can't catch him in spaghetti sauce again.
On all my kids, all my kids, like I got mad at them. On my kids' lives, which I love them more than that to do this, but I promise I'm not putting no sauce in this.
I said, yeah, that's right. He said, yo, your man.
So I'm trying to keep it short. Yeah, I already know.
But he keeps going. Yo, your man is frugal.
So now we've bonded. Of course.
I said, no, he don't play. He don't play.
So he starts telling the story. I'm not going to say the story.
But he was like, yo, I told him that I could do something, something, something, some house shit. He tells me, yeah, get it done, yada, yada, for a certain number.
So I give him the number. He's like, I don't know about that.
So then he dip off. He don't call me back.
So then he go get somebody else to do the shit. Turns out they fucked the whole house up, yada, yada, yada.
Listen, buddy, if I'm lying, I'm flying. He told this whole story and I was like, it tracks! It tracks, yo.
My nigga is just the frugalest of the frugal. But anyway, I saw everybody that said, tonight.
It's a Corey man, the bar, a twin. Twin, what up? Fucking some burn killing niggas in the strip club following me around.
Stone. Some ish- I'm really appreciating.
Some ish-li niggas at the bar. I'm good.
Got it. Does that story ring a bell? Oh.
He didn't say nothing, but with the vague shit that he said, it don't even make sense. He's saying that the nigga gave you a price to fix the crib.
I own my own construction company. Okay.
See? It's real simple. The cheap one.
No. You might have needed some work that your company didn't do.
It's not possible. I'm just telling you what he said.
That's all right. That was a flex.
I wasn't even trying to do any of that. That was very ostentatious.
That was ostentatious. Maybe it's before you opened your construction company.
It took Corey House three years. Shut up, nigga.
I'm not doing Corey House. I didn't say nothing to you.
You did? I didn't say nothing to you. I wasn't hired to do Corey's house.
I'm not even saying nothing to you. You mention of Corey's house, 17th house.
I'm sorry, yo. He made your stuff for me.
I'm not. Yes, you are.
I'm not. Leave me alone.
I'm just fixing the record. You know what I'm saying? Gotta correct the record.
The window's fixed. The window's fixed.
Got the windows up? He got the windows up. Corey was straight.
Right in time for Christmas. Right? He in the Donald Trump area.
Corey was like, what the? The windows. Corey.
You got to leave a yelp on him. He the nigga make you hit that yelp.
Yeah. Yo.
This motherfucker. You got to let Mel write it for you.
No, they won't. They ain't even remotely possible.
Now, your house look nice, though.

That's how they do it.

You're cribified.

They smoke.

Now, your house, you living.

Yeah, yeah.

You got some lights pointing this way, that way.

You got the four lights.

You know what get work done in the United States?

No, tell me.

Money.

Oh.

So niggas don't want to pay you.

See how easy that was?

Oh. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the sort.
Okay. I'm not paying you if I need you to fix it up on my crib.
I'm not paying you your action price. I ain't want to.
I'll throw you something, nigga. Oh, shit.
Damn. I'll throw you something.
I'll throw you something. Yeah, my man.
Come on, guys. We work together.
I'm not paying that nigga shit. He come in and be condescending with the info.
He come in. Yeah, man.
Look, they did it all wrong. He's supposed to put the nail right here, and if she walked, Rock, if you put it to the side, it don't melt when the sun is out.
If you ain't have 5'8, it's a new way to install. How about you pay for this anyway?

Yeah, they got you.

He robbed, they got you.

One sentence.

When I leave, is the issue fixed?

I don't know.

I don't use you.

You have used me.

I never use you.

On a new fancy you, you have used me.

Pause.

I never fix none of your houses. Remind them, bitch.
In life. Tell a nigga about the leak, yo.
Tell him. In life? You had to use green sheet rock.
Don't think I'm lying on you in life. You my man.
In life, you fixed the doorbell or something one time. No.
I said you put a nest in. Stop.
No. He's a little nigga to let the nigga say that.
He's going to let the nigga say that. Did the red Ryan and the blue Ryan? He unplugged the router and put it back in.
Don't let him say that. He put the ring camera for you.
Oh, that's what I'm saying, yo. Oh, shit.
You're going to foul niggas. What? He did.
I'm copping to him. I'm being accountable.
Put the ring cameras together for you? And that little shit I bought from Bed Bath & Beyond where you hang it up on your bathroom door. You can hang your robes up.
I think when that broke, you brought like the bolts or something. Like a bathroom hook? What the hook? Yeah.
Wait, why would you need somebody to put a bathroom hook up for you? Stop playing my man man like that, bro. What happened? All right, man.
This is a cap.

This nigga put a hook on your bathroom. What did you fix in this crib?

Camille?

I changed a power vent, hot water tank before.

That sounds good.

That sounds some real shit.

That's real shit.

Official tissue.

Oh, brother.

Some shit in the electrical panel before.

Some leaky shit before. Some bathroom shit shit You lived in a piece of shit That's what it sounds like You lived in a real piece of shit The hot water shit The power vent for the free For the free Wow He's a good friend For the free.
Wow. He's a good friend.
For the free-ski. It wasn't free.
You got back my adoration. Because he work here, right? Huh? No.
Because he work here? No, let's pay them in escorts. No, I'm saying.
That part, too. Naive is out.
That's stupid. You're all dumb dumb Do we care about Kendrick's first week numbers? 319 319 Final number Good for some part The internet has been A blaze with these numbers I'm tapped out In a negative or a positive way? Both Both You got one side Because It's nowhere near what Drake's, for all the dogs or anything like that, is done.
Even his surprise project of if you're reading this, it's too late. It's just not near those numbers.
He's a pop star. Correct.
And then you have the other side who they feel like now that the numbers were low, because at first when it's dropped, everybody was saying up here too, everybody was running around 400, 500, 600, just throwing crazy numbers around. When it didn't hit those, so now people are trying to, well, numbers ain't important.
And it's like, so people are getting called out as being pretty much overcritical on that. So when you're winning the numbers, it's the numbers.
Exactly. Numbers are not important when you're having a goat-to-goat conversation.
For all the dogs in 401, they were that crazy far off. Yeah.
My question is, what? The point is, to their point, which I completely understand. Not saying I agree, but I do understand.
Had he did one copy more than for all the dogs, all the Kendrick stands would be going crazy right now. That's true.
So the fact that he sold the most units still for the whole 2024, he still sold more units than Homeboy. But I think...
Well, he's... To have, what, three songs in the top 100? He killing it.
He got the top five. Top five, right? Yeah.
All five records... The first five records are his.
To me, what's interesting is week two. And the only artist ever to have every entry in a year debut at number one.
Yes. And he got three number ones.
Number one album. Like, there's no lost here.
Yeah. No, he ain't seen.
That nigga, that nigga, that nigga's on there. He's had a year.
Escalated, nigga. Different type of year.
Legendary shit. What does week two look like? To me, that's what's interesting.
That's the most important thing. If they drop to 50 or 100, then it's different.
I think he's going to do 150 in week two.

Same. I don't have the biggest

drop off. He might.

Yeah, I think a lot of people... Again, I still think that

I think that with regards

to... Now, if he do under 100,

then them stands got every right to

come out and kick his butt. I don't think he's

going to do under 100. He ain't going to do under 100.

Bro, I'm hearing like Luther is on the radio in rotation regularly now. Squabble Up is still a number one record, which I think, just their plan just was so dope because that was a tease song that everybody's been waiting for from the Not Like Us video.
So people ran right to that. You put it number two on the album.
Like, all of that shit just is genius. So I think the numbers are still going to be pretty high.
A little too genius for me, but that's another. What's why too genius? I think it was good for the marketing.
I don't think it was good for the sequencing of the album. I didn't love the sequencing of the album as much, but I understand why it was number two.
Tell Bahama, do you? Y'all love the sequencing of the album? No, I just said last part, I have it re-sequenced. Oh, okay.
I love the sequencing. I don't have a problem with the sequencing.
Last night I accidentally put the two SZA records at the end because I did it by artists and it says Kendrick and SZA and that actually flowed a little bit nicer to me. Yeah, it flows much better.
That's just moving one record to the end. Changing the sequencing.
One song, but yeah. I don't hate the sequencing.
I don't hate it. I just...
It interrupts the flow of the album. If you got energy from the intro, then you go to squabble up, and then you down to Luther, then you come back up to Hey Now, then you go down to this record, Man in the Garden, then you go up to TV Off.
It's doing this. That's what I didn't like but don't know her like that again.
Let her finish her sentence first before you just jump out. Hey, Mel, you know you're my dog.
We good. We good.
Well, y'all must have really had fun. Yeah, we did.
We had a good time. Why was Mel so fun? Yeah, she's cool.
Just watching Mel. Mel's cool outside.
You know that, Joe. I've never...
I'm the first one to come in here and say this. But it's like some type of Dr.
Jekyll, Mrs. Hodge shit she be doing up here.
Outside, she's mad different. All that shit she be saying on here is not.
How is she? She's just cool. She's cool.
She's understanding. When she come in here, it's like the pepticides have rotted.
She did something. Women's rights! Yeah.
It landed on me outside. Look at that dirty bitch.
Yeah! She at that dirty bitch. She wasn't a man hater.

She wasn't a man hater.

She don't understand when I say that.

She's not really.

I think Mel just keeps putting off her hair.

She's not a girl's hair.

No, she loves men more than these dirty bum bitches.

She don't give a fuck.

Look at that bitch's shoes, that bum bitch.

You came outside like that. Mel said the fucking worst.
Melody frying these bitches up. Look at that dusty bitch.
Oh, this is the perfect segue to my new segment that I wanted to introduce. Corey, you're not in the yard, Corey.
Yeah, Corey. You distracted me, nigga.
There's no honey buns on the joint, nigga. Corey, why the fuck is you doing you doing that, Corey? Corey over here working out mid-pod.
Right. And I feel like he just let you do it.
You be washing dishes, too. He put you in pops.
You don't say nothing. Corey be washing dishes.
I'm not in the yard. He said you're not in the yard.
I have a new segment that I would like to introduce to this podcast. Anybody that wants to partake can.
And this segment is called Mel's Inner Thoughts. Now, she'll never come on here and give you her true authentic thoughts.
We get to be her thoughts? Yes. Yes.
And for me,

this is happening

because

let me just find my clip.

Nigga, it shut up.

Oh, shit.

Oh, that shit.

That shit in the group chat.

That song.

The song in the group chat.

No, that's not it.

I wasn't even talking about that. Yeah, you did some books.
I am talking about... You and Mark No, that's not it.
I wasn't even talking about that.

I am talking about...

You and Mark talking about that's a slap.

That shit was.

I hope Joe play that shit later.

Holly Berry has made her

entrance into

the menopause game.

Oh, she jacked your wave?

I want to share a little secret with you.

If you are

a woman of midlife and you are

going through perimenopause or menopause

Thank you. If you are a woman of midlife and you are going through perimenopause or menopause and you feel like you have radiated...
Turn the volume up. It's all the way up.
Here's something that will help you. She talks softer than male.
It's called Let's Spin. It's an intimacy gel.
I teamed up with Joy Lux to come up with... And she got product on the market.
One of the best intimacy gels ever there was.'s clean it's fresh it's not sticky it's made of highly long tacit and aloe vera it's very very lubricating and wait we got some holly berry lube in the streets these old bitches need you used to call me on the cell phone. Late nightly.

Now, I'm saying, before Mel, I've never even heard the words menopause or perimenopause.

I think that now that Mel is conquering the menopause game, some of these other old hags, I mean, some of these other

old heifers

want to try to corner the market.

Shout out to Holly Berry.

No beef, no beef, no beef.

Now, Mel ain't going to give it up

the way she need to,

but what do y'all think

Mel's inner thoughts were

when she saw Holly Berry

trying to come for hers again?

This fucker.

With the intimacy joke. This fucking bitch stole my idea.
You got to say it in her voice, though. This fucking bitch stole my idea.
Those were definitely the first three words. Oh, yeah.
Thousand percent. You got to come out with some lube.
Fucking bitch. And then she going to start.
Fight fire with fire. She going to start running down shit.
This bitch. This bitch.
First she did this. Then I was at a party and she did this.
And now you got my fucking idea. Now my fucking idea.
Mel, did you see this? How do you feel about this? Is there enough space for all of y'all in the menopause, perimenopause game? Nigga, real quick, we gotta record. This is like when Joe Rogan came to Spotify.
Joe, real quick, we got to record.

This is like when I was killing shit over there,

and I'm like, nigga, Rogan came through.

I was like, oh, shit.

The answer she going to give is the answer that,

we got to record her outside.

We got to record her.

Yeah, word.

That fucking skank. We going to go to dinner later,

and then I'm going to ask you what you do.

Then she going to start naming it.

Ask this person.

Ask that person.

Ask him.

They all know this bitch is a thief.

Yeah.

My real answer is.

Is welcome to the game, right?

Thank you. that person.
Ask him. They all know this bitch is a thief.
Yeah. My real answer

is welcome to the game,

right?

She started it

before me.

Oh.

She started,

she started talking.

What a punk.

No, I'm not.

I knew you were

going to bow down

to Halle Berry.

I'm not.

It's just,

I have to give her.

Shout out, Halle Berry.

I got to give her her props.

Shout out. I love Halle Berry.
And what's the name of her lube? I ain't gave Drake props in months. Oh, I don't know.
She ain't got to give nobody. Change the game.
Let the E's house change the game. Parks don't big up Jeff Goldblum.
Never. No.
Although I didn't see Wicked this weekend. It was all right.
Ish don't big up the nigga from Girlfriend. Kelsey Kramer? My girl.
Yes, he does. That stupid show.
The show girl from My Girlfriend. My girl.
Friend. What's his name? I don't know exactly what he's saying.
You know the dude. You know the dude.
That's William. What's my man's name? I forgot what he's saying.
You know the dude. You know the dude.
That William.

What's my man's name?

I forgot what he's saying. You know the dude, though.

I know you're talking about it.

It's don't get props.

Not Sinbad.

It's don't get that nigga props.

No, it's not Sinbad.

I know, I'm just kidding.

Oh, my God.

This podcast needs a lot of help.

Look who niggas gave it.

William.

No.

It's not William.

That's what I said.

Homeboy.

Dude.

I know you're talking about this.

Not Reggie Hayes.

No, no, no.

You're talking about Khalil Kane.

Yeah.

Khalil, the nigga from Juice.

You're talking about the nigga from Juice.

Khalil.

Darnell.

Darnell.

Darnell.

Darnell.

That's what you're talking about.

The nigga from Juice. Let me see.
He don't even look like that dude. Dude from Juice.
Light-skinned dude from Juice. Yo, nigga.
Raheem from Juice. Raheem from Juice.
That's not what I'm talking about. You talking about a different show.
You ain't talking about a different show. You all laughing.
You ain't even know what you're talking about. That's why I don't even get it.
You know the black young dude. Not with the double glasses.
Oh, man, fuck it. It's over now.
I know what he's talking about. We lost it.

It's over.

The Carly Head nigga from...

What show was that?

Soul Food.

I think that's what I'm talking about.

Oh, his name was...

The light skin.

Big Mel.

I think his name was Mel, actually.

If I'm not mistaken, it was Mel Williams.

Yeah, check it out. I think his name was Mel Williams.
might be wrong but no you know his name oh I know who you talking about yeah homeboy yo Mel there's no Mel the boy that was messing with Bird when he walked in the barbie Mel Williams Mel Williams is a vice admiral man this is Mel okay well just go to the cast of Soul Food the movie it's fine we're moving we know who you're talking know who you're talking about. It's fine.
We're moving right along. So are you going to have products? You going to have lube? This nigga retired, man.
Am I going to have lube? No. No.
I think that might be a good move. Okay, well, then, yeah.
Hey, watch yourself. Okay.
Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait. Okay, I tried to stay our nigga's business.
That's about the products. I got it.
So you said, no, you're not interested. He said, I think it may...
That's what I'm saying. What's his name? Yes.
What's his name? What's his name? Mel? His name is Mel, right? That's the cover. That's the cover.
That's my man. That's Ish.
That's Ish. Mel Jackson.
Mel Jackson, right? Yeah, Mel Jackson. Okay, I knew it was Mel.
She's about to put him in the search bar. All right.
She's about to reach out. I mean, I don't know.
Is that what he looks like right now? Would you work with him? Don't do that. She said yes.
She'll work with anybody. She just said yes.
But she'll work with him. Oh, shit.
She will work with anybody. What is wrong with y'all today? No, no, no, that's not true.
Who wouldn't you work with? That's not true. Here we go.
She would never say who she wouldn't work with or what she wouldn't do. Yeah.
You got some people? That's an absolute no? There's definitely been projects that I have been approached to do, and then I asked who the rest of the cast was, and I was like, I'm good. When he said, read these lines with me, he was like, no.
We know Kevin Spacey is on your work with Les. We know Kevin Spacey is good with you.
Kevin, hey! Hey, Kev. On the pod, I was on your side this whole time.
She's so phony outside. Yeah, she is the phony.
She's a different one. I say that shit, they don't believe me.
This lady is different, so Mel is different. Anyway.
You got to record her, so she's just... I'm going back to watch that Lifetime movie with my girl this time.
I'm going to go watch that shit this weekend. The Plane Crash one? Yeah.
I got to watch it. Cult classic.
I agree. Cult classic.
Classic. I'm in the cult.
I'm in the cult. I'm in the male cult.
Yo, Mel, the nigga went to the back door to help y'all niggas escape. Mel wasn't even acting in that shit.
She was just being herself, right? She kind of was. I was.
Then she came in and told her she signed a 10-movie deal with Lifetime. I have my TV on Lifetime ever since.
I fucking did. And I have not seen her peep.
Because you made fun of it, nigga. I ain't seen her peep.
Shut it down? Yo, Lifetime, go back, yo, stop. You made fun of it.
Dead ass. Nigga came in.
Hey, yo, hold. Yo, hold on.
The bear in the woods? Yeah. I didn't do that one.
She did the plane in the woods. I did.
Yeah, the plane crash. And there was a bear in the woods.
That's the... There was a bear.
She don't even know the... All right, moving on.
Yo, the nigga Joe came in here... Huh? You don't get the joke? I do get the fucking joke.
Oh. Yo.
I just want to start it up again. Gotcha.
Because I was a little... Mel, Joe came in here quiet as a motherfucker.
He went on. Mel said...
And you motherfuckers didn't watch my... And then Joe...
Joe... Joe was the first one to say...
But wait, let me cut you off because that's not what she said. She said, and I'm most disappointed with you.
You find the time to watch everything. You watch everything.
Yo. All right.
Okay. We'll try it this way now.
There's Hornets up there in the nest. That moment cannot be redone.
That shit was classic. She was hurt.
She webinars the whole fan base. Her eyes was watery.
They claimed to be that sister. They didn't even support and watch a movie.
Well, that's where the pepsides came from. Shut the fuck up.

The pressures of Hollywood.

Let me just say this, Mel.

In the forest, that spotlight was some bullshit.

Whoever put that spotlight there

in the forest.

What's the name of this movie?

Oh, please, Shelmar. Hunting Housewives.

Watch it with your significant help.

Mel, that spotlight, you know that spotlight was some bullshit.

That probably won't happen, but I will watch.

I guarantee you that's not going to happen. Only an hour and a half out of your life.
Come on now. Hunting Housewives? Support your sis, yes.
All right. Hunting Housewives.
I got you, sis. It's really good.
It's really good. It's cute.
No, it's really good. Okay.
No, for real. Okay, I'll watch it.
I'll watch it. That nigga.
That nigga Joe. That nigga Joe made Mel lose all her lifetime deals.
He said in lifetime. In lifetime.
How dare you. Oh, shit.
This is. Uh-huh.
How dare you use my employee for 30 days and come up with that crop. I'm going to punch you when we get on the back.
Imagine it was a bull. Right fucking place.
Man, they used flashlights on top of the camera. You know what I mean? We got them.
I'm watching this tonight. The hair movie you did was better than that bullshit, man.
The what was? Did you do some hair shit with Eddie Murphy? That was a documentary. Wait, what? Chris Rock.
Oh, good hair. Good hair.
I saw that. Yeah, I saw that.
It was a documentary. Save shit.
You was good. Thank you.
Mic check. One, two, one, two.
Mic check. Uh-oh.
Now I gotta go watch it come on now come on now putting up out there

watching with your queen mark come on man have to have to have to talk

hey baby i got a great idea. He's had it.
Uh-oh. Hey.
He's going to have the talk. Uh-oh.
He's an air out there.

Oh, it's one lady, y'all.

One lady.

A Jezebel of destruction.

Let me introduce y'all.

Is a house of love?

You ever saw this, Mel?

I have, yeah. All right house of love parts you see five heartbeats? yeah of course fuck we just can't get on that we get back to power in two seconds We're quiet boy Look at this This in all the movies That's this with finger waves hey hey stupid alright go hit the lights and niggas in the movie nah look at it dead ass it's doing the bass oh yeah it's with finger waves or the smoke in 70s.
Wait, he was in the 70s. Oh, shit.
He did smoke the 70s. Nah, he smoked the 70s.
I play with my man on gang. All right, so Holly Berry can live.
All right, that's big of you. Shots of mail.
That's big of you. Big Mel.
All right, you can live. Skank.
What else? Get some Halle Berry lube. Holy shit.
Take it for a whirl. Why? Oh, if you want somebody to leave.
No, so we'll get the Halle Berry lube. No wonder why.
It's Rex. It's too close.
No wonder. Yeah, now we get it Now we get it Holy shit Y'all are wrong David Justice We won't fuck about that Leave alone Eric Eric was Nigga Eric was having Alright It's fucked up Holy shit Y'all are wrong It's a house of love What else is important or unimportant? Speaking of important, LL Cool J says that He believes one day the kids will wake up And realize that he is indeed The most important rapper to ever live They won't They won't, but he's right He ain't wrong No, he's right He ain't wrong He's the first superstar, solo superstar He's the first rap superstar That's but he's right.
He ain't wrong. No, he's right.
He ain't wrong. He's the first superstar, solo superstar.
He's the first rap superstar. That's true.
He's right. He ain't wrong.
I just say, I wouldn't argue him on it. But I'm saying for some people, it depends on what your criteria is for important.
I mean, the shit he laid out, first love song, first all that shit. Everything.
He made the transition between TV and radio. He transcended the demos.
He was doing street music and girl music. He invented the term GOAT.
Again, TV star. He got a case for it.
He was the first in the longevity. He was acceptable.
He became an acceptable rapper. He was him.
I am not arguing. I love L.
Cool J. He saved Def Jam.
Yeah. Absolutely saved Def Jam.
He did what Magic did to the Lakers for Def Jam. Mm-hmm.
Yeah. No, he's a legend.
I think L. Cool J.
doesn't get mentioned enough. I don't even think there's another argument.
I think there is another argument. Who is it? Tupac.
And I'll tell you why. You can't say that after saying Cassidy was better than Tupac last year.
First of all, let me correct the record because this is a lot. That's not what I said.
You did. This is what I said.
You think Cassidy was better than Tupac? What I said was, not that he was a better rapper. And Mac and Cheese is bad.
Mac and Cheese is bad. I'll die on that hill.
What I was saying is you can be a great rapper and not a great lyricist. And what I was saying was Tupac is a great rapper but he's not among the greatest lyricists.
Chuck D is a great rapper. Chuck D is a great MC, but I wouldn't call him a great lyricist.
That's all I'm talking about. I was talking about Pac as a lyricist, not as a rapper.
What is a lyricist? It's a lot of different things. What is it to you? You want some multisyphalic shit? Not necessarily.
I'll have this quick one minute 1v1 with you, because that's not the biggest deal, but what is a lyricist to you?

For me,

it's about,

it's about,

it's about rhyme schemes,

complexity,

vocab.

It's, it's,

it's also about the storytelling.

It's about all those things.

You know what I mean?

Although when you get to the storytelling part,

that feels like more like the MC than the actual lyricism of it.

I was specifically talking about the complexity of his rhyme schemes.

Yes.

That I think,

I don't think, I don't, I don't think there's a right or wrong in this because it's subjective. I do.
Well, yeah. Because if that's the case, then we got to put Raskast and Chino XL, rest in peace, and all these...
I would say it's elite. Other people as the best rappers of all time.
No, but I don't think... No, no, no, you're missing my point.
And they're great rappers, I'm not dissenting. No, but you're missing my point.
I'm saying being a great rapper is more than just being a great lyricist. That's my point.
So I'm saying if you check off just that box, lyricist is great. But there's other boxes that you have to check off.
Raz Kaz, even Royce, who I love, right? Great lyricist, but sometimes that rappity rap shit isn't the only thing that makes you a good MC. Q-Tip is one of my favorite MCs of all time.
Not nearly the lyricist of Royce, but a better overall MC. That's all I'm saying.
So I was just saying, on that one category for Tupac as a lyricist, it's not that he's got a great voice, he's a great songwriter, great storyteller. It's like 2K.
For rappers. So the slider for lyricism, you would have it a little more.
That's all I'm saying. Everything else could be still high.
Yes, it's one box. Overall, Tupac is a strong B plus for me.
He's just not a A. There's only one problem with what he's saying.
What's that? With, however you want to talk about it, with rappers, lyricists, MCs, maybe all with the exception of artists because that gets into song making abilities. But those three, the most important thing for a lot of people is what are you saying? Yeah.
Far greater than what words you can rhyme. True.
How many multi-syllables you use. Like we get into lyricists and that's what we get into.
How are you rhyming? But the main thing is what are you saying? Conveying a message. I agree.
And that's where Cassidy should never be mentioned with Tupac. He said too much.
Even if he rhymed Hennessy and Enemy for 19 albums, what he was saying between those things you can't even put... But that's not different to what I'm saying.
I'm not mentioning him in the category for what he's saying. I'm only mentioning him in the category You're saying it takes him out of the lyricist's combo and I'm saying it don't.
He's saying no because the complexity of your lyrics don't matter the content of your lyrics matter more than the complexity content for me is a different category it's why 50 Cent is a top 15 rapper MC artist however you want to chop it up 50 Cent can't lyricist with none of us but what what he said and how he said it won. But y'all are putting content in the lyricism bag and saying it's all part of lyricism.
I'm not. But that's your mistake.
No, I think it's subjective. It's just my scale.
Oh yeah, I said it's no wrong. I got different.
So for me, Tupac at the top for content, at the top for songwriting, among the top for voice, all that shit. But in terms of actual lyricism, I'd say no, Black Thought, top for lyricism, not as good a songwriter.
But the content piece should make you unable to say that Cassidy and Bahamadia are better lyricists than Tupac. So you're basically saying they couldn't be better at Tupac at anything.
At something. Right, and I think one of them is having complex rhymes.
Even though, again, overall, Cassidy's a C+, Tupac's an A. Let me ask you a question.
So you can have complex rhymes, right? Yeah. Because you're taking hard words and rhyming them with other hard words.
It's not just that. Let me...
No, but I'm saying no. I'm rejecting that premise.
I'm not. Okay.

So you have hard words rhyming with other hard words,

but your message ain't shit.

Like, I'm all a koala

while I wait for chihuahua.

I don't want to hear that shit, bro.

A nigga can say some simple shit

that hits me in my heart.

All of that shit is...

As opposed to this complex

14-cellable shit.

I agree.

That's why you can't just have lyrics.

Let me add to what he's saying.

And all that shit is new.

When we get to talking about Furious 5 and Melly Mel and all of these niggas, it's what they were saying. That's it.
Arguably, the message is the best rap song ever. It's them going outside, seeing some shit.
We're talking about it. I wouldn't go that far, but I feel what you're saying.
But here's the thing. When Rakim comes along, when G-Rap comes along, they modernize the flow.
And suddenly the message was important, but also the mode of delivery was important. You're naming two more people that said things.
Yes. That's what I just said.
They said things. You're saying this.
That's what I'm saying. The message was still important.
And then Nas came along. They took from him.
And then it's the evolution. And then Nas came and said things better than them.
And then Hov came and said things. But you still got to say, you have to say something.
I agree. Content for me is the most important thing.
I don't know another rapper since Pac maybe that can make changes. I don't know.
Maybe Kendrick Orr, right? Maybe Kendrick. Kendrick is who I would say.
Maybe, but Pac got too many of those changes moments. That's the thing.
I love Tupac. I really like Tupac.
I don't want to say I love Tupac. I really like Tupac.
I think he's an extraordinary emcee. Top shelf, elite.
I just don't think, when it comes to lyricism, that he is among the top 30 or 40 or 50. I think he trumps everything else.
I'll give you a perfect basketball example. Athleticism is really important in basketball.
Steph Curry's not the top 50 great athletes in the NBA, but he's still a top 10 player because his other skills trump the fact that he's not as athletic. That's all I'm saying.
I'm saying Pac is that. He's great.
That's not the thing that makes him great. It's the other things.
I actually like your Steph Curry. I agree with him.
Because that's how I feel about him. I put Jeezy in the same.
Yeah, Jeezy's a perfect example. I love fucking Jeezy.
That's my favorite ever, and I'm quick to say he ain't the most lyrical. Fuck no.
He'll tell you he's not the most lyrical. Same to what Pops.
But it's what he's saying in relatability. That's my point.
Stat. I'd rather listen to Jeezy than a whole bunch of lyrical motherfuckers.
Same. All right.
Now, that's just disrespectful. Wow, I like this song.
Get the patrol. And Jeezy is another one that was saying something.
Absolutely. I don't see y'all,

I think we going around in circles.

I don't see how you can say

somebody is not lyrical

that is conveying a message

or conveying some shit

that niggas want to hear

and they like the way they're saying it.

That's a part of lyricism.

And I'm saying

I divide the categories differently.

For me, I'm thinking about purely from a technical perspective. Got it.
That's all I'm saying. Got it.
Got it. Got it.
That's peace. I hate you, because I hate you so much.
I love you. I really look forward to the days you come in.
Man, thank you. I appreciate that.
I do. I enjoy coming in.
I have a ball. I just still hate y'all.
We all do, nigga. Because you know what it is.
I'm trying to hide you on the second, nigga. We all do.
Damn you old. I can hear the shit from one of these young whippersnappers.
You old. You good? I'm old.
I acknowledge it. Yeah.
I'm old. You're talking about bullshit.
Nah, I'm still right. You know what I mean? You terribly wrong.
And the internet be gassing the shit. I get like 50 tweets now now Mark said Cassie's Greatest rapper of all time It's like Hear what they want to hear Hear what they want to hear It's cool They're still on your Old men can have babies thing Which is the dumbest shit ever That trumps all the other shit Because people Again people want to hear What they want to hear I was 100% right on that too It's just people want to hear What they want to hear I didn't I didn't look for the truth I was just clowning We were talking about trans men.
It was a conversation about trans men. She said, can men have babies? I said, yeah, trans men can have babies.
And because people don't actually know what trans men are, and they think that means men with penises, people born with penises, they think I'm saying that everyone in this room can have a baby when it's actually the opposite. I'm saying that if Mel right now were to become trans, identify as a man, she could still do whatever she could do before she became a man unless she had surgery.

That's what I'm saying.

Yeah, that totally makes sense.

Fuck this guy.

How do you do this?

How do you?

No, I feel no one.

I let him, let him, let him.

I was right.

Whatever you said.

No, you're right.

You're right in my book.

But no matter what I say,

if I'm like,

that nigga still think

men can have babies.

That's a realm that we don't want to even enter. Y'all still don't think he's ostentatious.
He's not ostentatious. His shit isn't...
He walk in the party, walk right to the fruit punch and say, hey, don't transmit that baby. That's not ostentatious.
If me pulling my laptop out of the strip club, it's ostentatious. That's fucking ostentatious, but it's fine.
Pulling your laptop out of the strip club is wild ostentatious and that's fucking ostentatious but it's fine pulling your laptop out of the strip club is wild it's ostentatious oh it's totally ostentatious wait it's it's surreptitiously ostentatious right you're actually oh shit he added oh shit yeah serendipity I remember that I love serendipity what you said it's surreptitious I mean it's the shit you do to make it look like you're not surreptitiously what does that mean man it is surrept is surreptitiously. I don't know what that means.
I'm asking Mal, Ms. Well-Red Wordsman.
What does that mean? It's adding special sauce to the fucking word. It's like when you're going out your way to not be seen, but you are trying to be seen.
That's why I don't fuck with you, because you know that that was true to me. That's why I don't fuck with you.
Who said it's not? Yo, Joe, you and Israel, please don't fuck with you. Yo, if I'm being myself, it's not Austin fucking Tatecious.
That's not true. All right, then I'm Austin Tatecious.
You Austin. You're the swaggiest of them.
Thank you. What the fuck you talking about? There you go.
Just own it. You're a little Austin Tatecious.
Yeah. I'll take it.
I don't listen to y'all fuck y'all opinion

fuck out of here

trying to grow up

and be like Parks

you can pull out

a Hewlett Packard

Packard in the middle

of fucking

really quickly

before we continue

with the most ignorant

takes you've ever heard

in your life

I do want to send

special prayers out

to Randy Moss

oh yes

who disclosed

that him and his family

are going through

an internal health crisis

he didn't say what that is. He just asked for everybody to pray for him.
And I love Randy Moss. He also said another message within that message.
He implored that all men go and get your screenings. That is what he said.
Thank you. All of the screenings that you need to do

for the ages that you are at,

that is what he said in his message.

What, you about to throw another bottle, nigga?

You start reaching, I start.

Yo.

And I thought that was wonderful.

Hey, yo, do squats ain't gonna help your prostate.

Exactly.

Before you came in this morning,

we were talking about prostate exams,

getting prostate exams, getting stuff checked, and Corey was like, I'm not doing that shit. And we came in this morning, we were talking about prostate exams, getting prostate exams,

getting stuff checked,

and Corey was like,

I'm not doing that shit.

And we told him he might,

health might be at risk.

So instead of making a doctor's appointment,

this nigga got a dumbbell

and he's over there doing curls.

Like, that's gonna stop you.

Don't work out.

Right.

At what age?

40 and up.

40 is when you start getting your prostate checked.

Got it.

40 and up.

You're gonna do it, right?

Come on, you. Got a wife and kids, and You're going to do it, right? Come on.

Got a wife and kids, and you don't want to live for them.

Are you with my family?

I am.

Is it because you don't want to get a check?

Don't talk about his family, though.

I am.

I am going to.

I want to scare him straight.

Respect.

Okay.

You say he's not straight now?

Well, scare him into the...

Once I snap my fingers, you will forget you were...

He said, I'm not gay. He said, exactly.
Exactly. No, but deadass, I meet so many men.
Corey, you don't mind me telling this, right? Yeah, he doesn't want to get a prostate check because he doesn't want to get a prostate check. He doesn't want the doctor to do the digital check.
You get the Halle Berry losing. You get the Hall little less game.
Nowadays, they start with your blood. They'll take your blood and if your blood comes back at a certain level, then they do the physical check.
But some niggas got blood in their assholes. How would you know? What are you talking about? How do I know? The gold standard of testing for...
What are you talking about? The gold standard for testing your prostate is the digital exam.

The blood cannot tell the doctor if you've got nodules on your prostate.

He needs to feel if it's soft and round or if it's lumpy.

Most of us take silver.

We'll take the silver.

I want the gold standard.

I want the platinum standard.

Exactly.

What are you talking about?

All you brothers out there, man, get checked over 40.

Ain't nothing gay about getting your prostate checked. Yes.
Depend on who you is. At the doctor.
Depending on who your doctor is. Right.
A little caveat. Right, at the doctor.
The doctor might be with the shit. Right.
But seriously, get that shit done. Nigel.
Get checked. I got to check again.
Get checked. Get all that shit checked.
Go to the doctor again. Facts.
We're being silly up here, but Mel and Mark are absolutely right. We want to use the platform to preach the word of good.
You say all the time, prevention is better than a cure. I do.
And that's part of prevention. Yeah.
I mean, we'll check it out when the time comes. It's coming soon.
It's right here. It's right here.
I got two more years. Three more.
Until next year, then two more. But yeah.
It'll save your life, man. We want you to live a long time I appreciate that I appreciate that guys I've been on I've been on a journey that you know to want to live longer good and be more healthier and just change you live in life though yeah just changing and flip you know you might you might like it that's true I think he.
Yo, you're my man. I ain't even rocking with that.

Come on, Mike.

Yo, Mark.

Yo, Mark.

There's nothing gay about the doctor turning you off.

It's a medical turnout.

Hey, yo.

Same time next week, Doc?

That got to stop jumping in when I'm getting out of there.

Yo, Mark.

Why are you doing that?

Why are you coming at me, Mark?

No.

Come on, bro.

Me?

Can I tell Flip what you said over there about?

Yeah.

Thank you. get out of there.
Mark, why are you doing that? Why are you coming at me, Mark? No. Come on, bro.
Me? Can I tell Flip what you said over there about Yeah. He also said that when he go to the doctor and get all that shit done, his doctor smack him in the ass on the way out.
That's not what I said, but That's why you wear them tight ass pants, nigga. That's why you wear them tight ass tighty lighties.
Those are doctor Ben. He's my doctor.
I'm going to see Dr. Manfree today.

It's on.

Dr. Manfree.

That's really his name,

Dr. Manfree.

So, no.

He knew I was nervous

because like everybody else

I was worried about.

So he slapped it up.

Calm you down.

The white glove.

Then he put on KY Jelly.

And I was like,

Got you right.

What the fuck is this? Got you right. Got you right.
And he didn't want to tell me. So I was like, doc, just get this shit done.
Get this shit done. Then he did it.
It didn't take long. And then afterward, he like smacked me in the back of the ass and was like, good job, sweetheart.
I was like, shit. But honestly, it was so ridiculous that it made me laugh that it took the tension out of the room.
Steve, you got to have a sense of humor about this. He relaxes you.
I think that's great. He was relaxed after.
So you loosen up your cheeks. What the fuck? What the fuck? Hey.
The doctor was trying to fuck you, me. If you got trying.
Don't talk about Dr. Manfreel.
If you had your prostate checked before? Yeah. I got shot and the bullet put a hole in my prostate.
So I had that shit. You was gonna get...
But it's not because you got shot, it's because you're over 40. I'm saying you would get it done.
He always want to bring me more solid. I don't want him to think, oh, I ain't get shot, so I'm not going to do it.
No, it's not new to me. Like, I got that shit done when I was in my 20s and my 30s.
But in your, you know what I'm saying? But what about now? It was always a male doctor. But you 49.
Would you be more comfortable if you had a female doctor doing it? Oh, she'd strap you up.

Look, look, look.

You're used to that.

That's just Thursday.

I'm not.

Yeah, I was just Keisha.

All right.

I'm going to keep it real.

I'm going to keep it real. I'm not used to none of that.

But what I'm saying, I'm going to get my prostate checked because of the concerns y'all saying.

Once a year.

It's just when I'm ready.

You know what I mean?

When you 40, nigga.

Y'all can talk about all this fruity shit that y'all want to talk about.

You ain't fruity about putting it. You're not saying it's fruity, but it ain't like, what if Nyla Blackman mean? When you 40, nigga.
Y'all can talk about all this fruity shit that y'all want to talk about. Ain't nothing fruity

about putting it on.

You're not saying it's fruity,

but it ain't like

what if Nyla Blackman

was doing this.

Nah, nah.

Oh.

Oh.

Hey.

Never.

That's my friend.

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Never. After work.
Paul Hey, get your peptides, cuz. I sent the invite to Killers.
So Friday, after work, Pods Given. I'm just telling y'all.
Get your peptides. Get your peptides, girl, cuz I ain't gonna hold you.
The Killers was hitting back like, I'm there. Oh, shit.
What? Here go my girl flying in. Oh, brother.
Oh, you thought. Duh.
That laugh is a laugh of pain. That's a laugh of pain.
Laugh it all. Of course I knew you were coming.
No, man. Shut the shot, amen.
No, I'm planning for you coming. So, please please I don't know if Malcolm on Ice is coming Back to us But stay and get some lobster tails Or some shit that's going on man Do you think that any woman Or any of the women that you dealt with before Do you think that they get I don't even remember nobody That's a great fucking answer You think that they hurt You think that they hurt Because they see how you and Shade is They see how much, listen to what I'm about to ask you.
That's a great fucking answer. There you go.
Niggas don't have access. No, listen, listen.

You did that.

That hurts.

You did that.

That hurts because they see how you and Sade is.

They see how much,

you know,

how you guys over...

They don't see it

because I'm not ostentatious.

Overcame whatever

you overcame.

But this summer,

I'm dropping Lex off

in a Ferrari one week.

Fucking...

They think they doing

something out there.

Niggas chase you out...

They chase you out the other shit.

You don't go back to that spot.

You don't go back to that spot.

I love that spot.

Between me and Freeze.

This summer is happening.

Do you think people get jealous though, Joe?

For real.

Do you think people get jealous?

Not jealous, but like, damn, look out., because it's a different you. You're up.
What? It just hit me. When I was thinking about the spots.
Yeah. You had a little episode at the spot.
And then my man told me he seen you at the spot. So now I know who you was talking about that seen you at the spot that said I'm frugal.
I think. He has been thinking about this.
No, I wasn't thinking about that. I was just thinking about Flip's question, and I remember you had an episode at the spot.
So now that was the day you got the Maybach. So now you're going to look up at the spot.
The bitch is going to choke the bitch. Yo.
You put me to my chin. Yo.
Yo, bro. Yo, my lord.
Fuck this nigga shit up out there. Right.
They all jumped the door. I Ubered here.
Yo. Yo.
I'll jump up. Yo.
Mother fucker. You got me.
Hey, Antoine, this is an audio adventure. Yo! You got me at matchup! Ah! What's up, nigga? Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Where's he going? Yo, they gonna fuck you!.
Why you looking at me? They gonna throw hot who call your ass. Anyway.
They gonna throw hot who call your ass, yo. Oh, man.
Speaking of women. Speaking of women.
Speaking of women. Did anybody see that shit that Travis Hunter's girl pulled the other day? I didn't.
No. What happened? He had a hell of a game.
Okay. Yes, he does.
A hell of a game is understatement. Yeah.
Well. Let me find the stats.
He's incredible. A hell of a game is understatement.
Either side of the ball had a hell of a game. He's just different.
You want to find the stats first? Go ahead. You can keep talking.
Okay. Yeah.
So they show after the game is over, they're walking, I guess, towards the... Off the field.
Yes. During the game, when he made one of them sick-ass plays, he went out of bounds toward the cheerleaders.
So he gave a look, the cheerleader, because he made a play, and he was like, okay. And then he went back on the field.
Okay. They are assuming that that's what the girlfriend's reaction.
Hold on. That's what that was over? I don't think so.
Nah, that couldn't have been that dog. That's what they're assuming.
I didn't see that part, but that better not be what that was over. But at the end, just so everybody knows, he reached in to give his lady a hug and she gave him the stiff body the stiff body like I don't want you anywhere near me and clearly had an attitude and this was every camera in the world was on him this was his last home game right yeah and he went crazy over 100 yards touchdown he had an interception he had like he had the game of a lifetime and everybody could talk about afterward, because the camera was on the girlfriend, was, damn, he had just had the game of his life right when he needed to have it.
And you make his moment about you. So it'll be ex-girlfriend.
I watched this this weekend. I wrote that.
I wrote that right in topics. Travis on a soon-to-be ex.
Well, she might be the ex by now. Oh, he might be.
For sure. I watched this this weekend.
I showed it with my wife, and I said to her, actually, I said, this is why the dudes on the pod say I pander. Because when I saw the video, the first thing I thought was, damn, what did he do to her so bad? Bro, you're on ice.
Nigga, ice ain't think that shit. You're on ice.
That's an ice. Don't do that.
What did he do to her so bad that she would react that way? Or maybe. Don't put me in that bag.
Or maybe. Nobody reacts that way.
Before the game, he did the. Go ahead.
I'm just trying to tell you. Nobody reacts that way unless they mad as shit about something.
Nigga, it ain't about you in this moment though right now. It depends on what he did.
It depends on what he did. Wait till we get back.
No, it don't depend on what he did. Wait till we get back.
What if he fucked two of her girlfriends before the game? Right. So talk about this.
Stay home. That's not for that moment.

That's for when y'all get home.

But while these cameras is on,

while these scouts are here,

and I'm projected to go top three in the draft,

and I just had the game of my life,

let's put that to the side.

If you love me, be happy for me

and sharing this moment with me.

You're here.

You're here.

Or.

Hold on, Mark.

Mark.

If he fucked two of her homegirls before the game,

and you knew that before the game,

and you in that mood,

don't go to the fucking game.

Go home.

Don't make that moment about you.

Here we deal with this later.

You taking this moment, game of a lifetime, and making it about you in this moment.

Here's the thing.

If I did something ignorant and shit to you, something disrespectful to you, right?

And I usually stand on the side of the brothers.

If I came in this room right now knowing I did something fucked up to you, and the camera's on, and I'm shaking everybody's hand, maybe I won't come over and shake your hand because I know I'm putting you in a position where now you have to shake my hand even though you don't want to so all I'm saying is that if he did I don't know what he did she could be totally wrong I'm just saying I don't assume the worst of either of them but if he if he did something fucked up don't try to hug me in front of 50 million cameras if you know I did something if you know you did something fucked up Mark you be losing the plot sometimes I I ain't losing the plot. Hunter had 10 catches for 116 and 3 touchdowns.
I don't care if he scored 12 touchdowns. If you did something fucked up to me, your touchdowns don't erase that.
Mark, you shouldn't be at the game. If that's how you feel, you should leave.
Because look, at the flip side, if he walked off the field after the game and not embraced you at all, you're going to have a problem with that.

You are 1,000% going to have a major problem with that.

If it was because he looked at the cheerleader and then didn't embrace you, you're going to have an even more problem with that.

You know what?

I hate to introduce, like, I hate to do this, but there's levels.

He's not a second round.

He's a first day top three pick.

Top two.

Yeah, top three.

Thank you. like, I hate to do this, but there's levels.
He's not a second round, he's a first day top three pick. Top two.
Yeah, arguably top two. I'm saying when you are of superstar status, you'll have to go to the game and hold it down at some point.
I'm sure that Steph Curry's wife, LeBron James' wife, all of the superstar wives, when they come to the game, I'm sure they was mad about some shit. LeBron's wife, they be saying she weird on the face sometimes.
But sometimes you got to hold it down, and we'll deal with our private shit in private. That was probably the biggest moment of that young boy's life.
And the most important moment of that boy's life. Not the time to make it about whatever the fuck you mad at over this cheerleader.
Or whatever you mad at. I'm not disagreeing with you, but you just said LeBron James' wife wears it on her face sometimes.
Some people say. He's in year 22.
And she still might wear her emotions on her sleeve. This girl...
And they say she just started doing that. But this girl is roughly 20 years old.

She won't be there to draft.

You get what I'm saying?

Don't worry about it.

That's his fiance.

That ain't his girlfriend.

I don't care what she does today.

But we don't know what happened,

because even during the hug,

she's like pointing in the stands and some shit,

and he copping up.

What are you talking about?

It wasn't me.

You know what I'm saying?

He's doing shaggy shit.

But I just think that, in that camera that got him was a camera that was from a far away. That's the other thing.
She might not have known she was a camera. It wasn't right after the game.
Like they up in the stands damn near coming down type shit. It wasn't on the field where the camera's right there in your face.
She might not have known that they had to zoom on her. Dog.
Fix up and don't do it. Fix up and don't do it again.
Those lessons will be learned. Or somebody new will be in your spot.
But the conversation then led to significant others that step on your moment and your spotlight. CeeDee Lamb Drive.
That's the one. Same shit? CeeDee Lamb Drive.
Yeah. He took that phone back.
When the girl got him off the couch? Nah. She took his phone off the couch.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He steps that shit back.
He steps her back and you are out of here. I'm not saying she didn't have, she didn't not happen.
Not right now. I'm not saying nothing happened to make her want to go on the phone.
Not now. Not right now.
Not now. That's it.
We're not trying to invalidate her feelings, Oprah. But in the second example, that's an easy not now.
What I'm saying, I'm not saying she's right and he's wrong. I'm saying.
In the first one, it was an easy not now. And I'm saying it depends on.
That behavior is so extreme and so unusual that it makes me wonder what happened ahead of time. And all I'm saying is, to me, who's right and wrong depends on what happened before the game.
That's all I'm saying. Not in the biggest moment of my life.
Not in the biggest moment of my life. Whatever's on your mind, get curbed for the biggest moment of my life.
And you wouldn't want me to do it to you in the biggest moment of yours. Or if it is that bad, leave.
And let's deal with this later. Don't even have it here at the game.
You can go home. If it's that bad.
Let's say something did happen at that bad. I can agree with that.
You shouldn't be here right now. I can agree with that.

Don't go to the game.

You shouldn't be here right now. I don't know what happened.

I think what happened is definitely needs to be considered prior to judgment.

And again, I just think that where it was, it wasn't down on the field.

It was up in the stands.

She might not have known that camera was on her.

Yeah.

She's new at this.

Forget the camera. It ain't about the camera.
I just not have known that camera was on her. Yeah.
She's new at this. Forget the camera.

It ain't about the camera.

I just had the game of my life.

Let's just celebrate this right now.

We could deal with whatever we got

when we get home.

I don't care if no camera saw it.

If no camera saw it

and she did that to him

and he felt the way

like he would still have that

your dog, you doing this right now?

Yes, depending on what it is.

Depending on what he did.

Okay.

That's all I'm saying. It just depends on what he did.
Okay, well, then you will not marry the top one or two pick in the NFL. And that might be the price you pay.
Hey, do it your way. Not just that.
Do it your way. And not just that, he might miss out on the love of his life too.
Absolutely. Nah, he won't.
Nah, he won't. Probably not.
Probably not. You never know.
Probably. You never know,'all crazy.
You never know, but probably nah. I mean, you might be right.
You might be right. But in his instance, He might be right.
There was 900 billion people waiting for her to do that so they could be in the spot and not do that. They might not be a lover.
They have to love his life, though. And that don't mean that the 900 billion people are going to fulfill what she's fulfilling.
She's special. Yeah, we'll see.

We'll see how special she is.

Bookmark this one.

We'll see how special she is.

We'll see how special she is.

Everybody's replaceable.

Sometimes you want to keep the 20-something.

You're replaceable if you're stepping on my moment.

Don't worry.

We'll get you right the fuck out of here.

Okay.

We shall see.

I feel like that after a good pod.

It's not right now.

I smoke that shit.

You talking about what again?

Girl, girl.

Don't let me go get two touchdowns to 100 yards at an interception.

What?

I feel like that for way less.

Anyway, Travis Underman, congratulations.

And, hey, love wins.

I just chalk it up to her being really young and unsophisticated.

That's cool.

It is what it is.

You know what? Not to come full circle on something that we talked about a million pods ago. This is why the young athletes go get the old vintage pussy.
Yep. Because they know how to react.
There's been so many times where like I'm furious right before we're about to walk on a red carpet. And as soon as we get out the car, it's all smiles and lovey fucking Debbie and I'll handle your motherfucking ass later.
But right now... You hit your Ben Affleck.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yes. But time and, you know, experience teaches you that.
Big Ben. Shout out to Ben.
Number one for The Town. Number two for Gone Girl.
Number three, I got Gone Girl. Gone Girl is- Best movies ever for me.
I absolutely love Gone Girl. Love it.
And the book. I ain't read the book.
And the book. Me neither, but the niggas that say that, you kill me shit.
No, the book- The book is way better. Oh my God.
If you read that book, the movie would movie would be nothing. I'm just lying.
I'm in my mouth. But anyway, and three, word on the curb.
Spun that block again? Yeah. Back to YP.
Wait, which one? The other one. The other one.
The other Jennifer. Yes, sir.
The other Jennifer.

She looking good in Capital One commercials.

Just ain't put up with them headaches, my nigga.

Headaches.

See?

Everybody ain't replaceable.

Excuse me?

Everybody not replaceable.

A lot of people are.

They are.

That's true.

This world is full of mediocrity.

That's true.

This world is absolutely full of mediocrity.

Here's one I got for y'all that wasn't in my notepad,

and it's not on the board because I was too pussy to do it.

But these last two topics leave me here.

And since this is y'all take on Travis Hunter,

I would love to hear your take on what the word on the curb is

about Megan Markell spending Thanksgiving by herself because she's going through a separation with Prince Harry. I had no idea.
The internet is saying, you fucking bitch. Why are they saying that about her? Why? Like, you tore him away from his family.
Because he chose her over everything. Okay.
And for it to not work? It didn't work. That's a badass bet.
That don't mean that, one, so they blaming her. Right, which is crazy.
She got blamed for everything at this point, so why not just tap that on? What are you talking about? I'm being so sarcastic. From what I've heard, he ain't the most fondest of his family.
Yeah. He wrote a whole book called fucking Spare.
That could have been an ideal prior to her. But it came to head with her.
Because of her. Because he chose her.
With her and because of her. And the way they treated her.
In the chat. And again, it may not be because of her.
It could be because of the ideals. So you're all on the girl's side with everything.
No, I'm not. No, I'm saying.
He watched the way that the press and everybody else treated his mother. And that, there was a direct parallel between that and her.
And so he's an honorable man and he decided that he was going to be her man and protect her. And I think that there was real issues within the family, which is why he wrote a whole fucking book called Spare.
So there was already existing issues that just kind of got exacerbated by the woman he fell in love with. True'm not on the woman's side on this I don't I just don't default that she's wrong Yeah I'm saying I have no fucking idea Whose fault it is True But I don't assume that If he went through all that shit And they don't stay together That that means that she did something wrong Do you believe that two people That enter the same Happy loving relationship Voluntarily Make the same exact sacrifices Or do you believe that one person may sacrifice more than the other person one person it's never nothing is ever 50 50 okay nothing's ever 50 50 but I think I think the Internet response is only because none of us know and I'm with you we shouldn't assume anything but the Internet response is only because they believe him to have sacrificed more like they're calling her shit like b-list actress who what do they call her a divorcee or whatever all of these words yeah but then she dipped on suits yeah she was great and then she absolutely did thanks for the spoiler alert i'm on season three but cool damn but wait and not only did she dip Spoiler alert.
Dan, they hate when I do that. But her.
I'm on season three, but cool. Damn.
But wait, and not only did she dip, spoiler alert.

Damn, they hate when I do that.

But her, I'm not saying this has anything to do with anything.

This is just the happenings of when you're together.

Her rate shot through the moon.

Mm-hmm.

So what it looks like is.

She used him?

It just looks bad.

Or come up.

Or come up.

Maybe not using.

I don't want to say used. Not using.
Maybe not using, but opportunities. But marriage is for better or for worse.
I feel you. They might be taking a break.
Until death do us part. They might be taking a break.
Maybe. And sometimes the person who makes all the sacrifices, took all the risks, still is the person who's wrong and fucks up.
He could be wrong. That's all I'm saying.
I'm not saying that he's right because he's Prince Harry. Right.
I'm not saying that. But I'm saying a lot of people on the internet, they love royal people, right? And so they're like...
They love celebrity and they love royal and they love the palace intrigue. So they're like, whatever happened, she ruined our family.
She ruined our shit. They've always thought that and they're looking for an excuse to be pissed at her.
Again, she could be a thousand percent wrong. I have no fucking idea.
But I just don't assume that. Yeah, but tell me you're going to be a thousand percent wrong before I leave my warrior family.
And this so-called come-up came at like an extreme price too. In the internet court of public opinion, because if it don't work out, she's wrong.
How about if he a thousand percent wrong? Harry could be snorting coke off two hoes right now. Right.
And she got a grin at Barrett because he worked for more bread? Right. Like, you don't know.
Are you asking me? Yeah. Oh, no.
I don't think that's... So I'm just saying, like, we don't know what necessarily took place in their relationship.
At all. But I'm sure, and this is the part that people are not getting because we always put money above any and everything else.
She's lost a bunch of shit, too. Love comes before money for me.
Like, she's lost a bunch of shit, too shit too. Like what? Like her anonymity.
Like her shoes, right? Like no, mad shit. My nigga, she lost mad shit and fucking with him.
Wait, no, she did lose a lot. She lost anonymity.
That's true. Get the fuck out of here.
Bro, everything, everything black lady, how you view shit, everybody else view it is different. I ain't saying nothing.
It's tougher if you're an actress because you probably don't want the anonymity anyway.

Because you probably want to be famous.

My nigga.

But not that level of famous.

Not that level of famous. Not that level of famous.

Not intimate.

It's a different level of famous.

You might not want to be anonymous, but you definitely don't want to be on the bullseye

everybody.

We're thinking about it from an American perspective also.

Like, yo, dog, over here, the king and queen and the royal family and all that shit ain't

nothing.

When you go over there, my nigga, that shit is a totally different ballgame. And raked her over the coals came over this way they brought the baby over here and everything like yo nah we not even fucking with y'all yeah they raked her over the coals consistently every single day do you feel like that Mel do you feel like she should've you know for the sacrifices that he made in order to be with her you feel like she should've at least put her best foot forward.
Not saying that she didn't, but at least try to make it work the best way she can. I think under the most normal circumstances that marriage and relationships are fucking hard.
He made the biggest sacrifice in her. But that's an assumption.
You're assuming that. What sacrifice? You are assuming that.
And we don't know their dynamic. What sacrifice does he think? The shit he lost, he might not have won it.
I mean, there's evidence that he didn't want to be part of a royal family. When you're part of a royal family and you choose to go against the...
The soul in the family and all that type of shit. The institution.
The institution and everything. That comes with a lot.
That's not easy. And he's been in the spotlight.
It's been a lot with him. So, of course, we're going to say that he made more of a sacrifice than her.
But what if I didn't fuck with the family from the jump? That's what I'm saying. I think he hated that shit.
Then? Then? Then that could be it? Okay. And be clear, like, it shit.
Yeah, but you didn't act on it until she came. I could have got with her to spite the family.
No, it didn't get publicized until she came. I could have got with her to spite them.
I could have been acting on it all along, but just nobody knew about it until this situation presented itself. Again, over there, the news that they getting over there about the royal family is not the same news we getting about the royal family.
Their mother have passed away since. They had mad shake-ups in the whole fucking hierarchy over there.
So all of those things could have been happening at a time that was... We've seen instances where somebody don't fuck with the family and they'll go date outside or date the one that the family would yeah to be rebellious that's true that could have been that for him I know they're gonna hate her right this will piss him off yeah this will do it right here fuck y'all the ultimate fuck y'all yeah but then then we go have a baby then he's a piece of shit if he did that and all of it's not necessarily somebody.
Somebody close us out, please. In closing, we don't know what the fuck happened, but we wish them well.
Prayers and thoughts and prayers. There we go.
Can't go wrong with thoughts and prayers. And she fired.
Ooh, Lord. I didn't know who she was.
Ready for some hairy leftovers. You cleaning right on her, right? Clean up on aisle five.
No, he would not. He would not fuck Megan Markel.
You think so? If he was single, he would. Ish would knock us up.
Ish would be the Prince of Wales, nigga. Hello, boy.
Hey, yo, Ish. Ish, come here.
Walk in a slow motion, nigga. We got like 10 minutes.
Sit down, Ish. Yeah, you be the Prince of Wales.
You be that nigga. You don't go fuck Ish.
Bring her right to Mr. East.
What's wrong with you? That's a flex. Mark and Mel, do y'all have anything on Biden pardoning his son? Bullshit.
Nepotism at its finest. That's exactly what the fuck he should do on his way out the door.
Pardon your son. I love it.
No, but hold on. He just took a play out of Trump's book.
Thank you. Exactly.
Yeah, because now he's blaming the Republicans and other people saying that the reason why... It was a witch hunt.
The reason why my son got into all of this situation or... It was a witch hunt.
It's because... He not wrong.
Yeah, they wanted to attack him. Don't step on her and then ask for her help.
No. She was doing it and then you stepped on her and now you're talking about...
No, that hate. You didn't have to impersonate her You said what? You were like, oh shit.
That impersonation was straight quirky from life goes on. And on top of that, that's hate.
That's hate because I'm trying to participate in the topic and I'm like, yo Mel, and that's the thing. She's not helping you no more.
It's over for that, my nigga. I'm going to shit on you soon.
She's not saving you no more.

I'm going to shit on you soon.

I'm going to shit on you soon.

I got something for you next week.

I'm going to shit on you soon.

See, I didn't want to stop.

It's like, how the fuck the bonus is out?

So you're not just getting it all out the way.

Yeah, Mel.

I'm sorry.

Help me out.

Hold me down.

Hold him down, Mel.

Oh, you know, I said what I said.

He should 1,000% have done what the fuck he did.

He's taking a page out of fucking Trump's book. Yes, exactly.
Yes. Pardon your fucking son on your way out the door.
I don't know. I think Mark was passionate about this.
I'm very passionate. I mean, every criticism that was made from both sides I think is correct.
I think Biden pardoning his son was the right thing to do. It was a witch hunt.
They had a plea deal and the Republicans came in out of Congress and jumped into a proceeding and said this isn't a tough enough sentence. The sentence he got is the same sentence that everybody would get.
And then the Republicans came in and changed it. What was the sentence? No jail time.
There's going to be no jail time. That's not a sentence that everybody gets.
That's the sentence that most people get. My black ass wouldn't have got it.
That's not a sentence that we don't get if our family is not well connected in the political form. I disagree with that a little bit, but my point is, we shouldn't be mad at Biden for giving his son that.
We should be mad at Biden for not making sure everyone else got that. True.
That's all I'm saying. So the two things can be equally true, and they are synonymous.
That's what I just said. I agree with all the arguments.
They're synonymous. You're the same motherfucker that wrote a bill that called the drug addicts this and that and the other.
Now your son is one of those drug addicts. I think people are mad at the wrong shit.
Your son is one of the motherfuckers that you was critiquing back in the 80s. It's now come back to haunt your ass and the chickens came home to roost.
Your son is one of the niggas that you was calling to be locked up. Lock your fucking son up, nigga.
No. That's why I wish...
It's my fucking son first You're right Listen We'd all do it I'm gonna say No I'm just saying The criticisms toward him Oh, go ahead And his actions Are definitely valid Criticize away And that's what I'm saying Also, if you're criticizing me For something I did in the 80s To something that's happening today Yeah No, we're talking about the ideal I get it I get it You know what I'm saying I understand completely what you're saying. Black families were destroyed based on the shit that you wrote.
Let's destroy your fucking family. My funny, my shit about this is everybody that's criticizing, if y'all pops was the president and y'all was in that position.
Where do I sign? So shut the fuck up. But he lied about it.
He also said he wasn't going to pardon his son. That's the part I had to get you with.
He also said he wasn't going to pardon his son. No one's above the law.
No one's above the law. Yeah, because I was supposed to say that at the time.
What you going to say on camera? What the fuck is wrong with you? What you going to say on camera? Yes, yo, I'm going to pardon my son. He's above the law, but the rest of you are going to get- Got to go to jail.
What? No, I'm going to say all politicians get in front of the camera and say what they think is the right thing to say. You want me to read part of his statement? Right now.
And we'll contradict that shit next week.'ll fix that shit a little bit. Yeah.
The charges in his case came about only after several of my political opponents in Congress instigated them to attack me and oppose my election. Then a carefully negotiated plea deal agreed to by the Department of Justice unraveled in the courtroom with a number of my political opponents in Congress taking credit for bringing political pressure on the process.
Had the plea deal held, it would have been fair, reasonable resolution of Hunter's case and he wouldn't have gotten involved. Man, I don't care about none of that.
My kid could have got caught with 16 dead hookers and three birds. Where do I fucking sign? He's right.
This is how the world works. The real world.
Not the ideal world where it makes sense over here and for over here. The real world works like this.
True. Where do I come home? You know, that's where the fuck, do you know who my dad is? Do you know my father? That's what all that shit means.
There's another piece to this too, though, right? He didn't just pardon him for a specific... I'm pardoning him for everything.
No, but listen to what I'm saying. This is an unusual pardon.
Usually you pardon somebody for a thing that they did, right? I'm a kid. No, listen to what I'm saying.
He pardoned him for any crime committed from 2014 until the end of this month. So that's such a wide net that that sounds like he's trying to cover something else up to it, Not just for his son, but for himself.
For anything he's tied up in. Might be.
The parts of my life is shit they didn't even do yet? I'm the president. I'm just saying it looks suspicious.
It is suspicious. It is very suspicious.
And I'm saying people have a right to be mad about that. And the people today, the powers that be say so.
Yes. Lions don't give a fuck about the opinion of sheep.
There you go. That is a quote, and it's a quote for a reason.
What I'm saying is fuck all of them. I would have done the same shit, but I can still point out that Joe Biden is on bullshit.
He's on bullshit. But he's been on bullshit.
Just to be clear. This ain't new.
No, he's been on bullshit. Every president also, just to be very clear,

does that.

Every politician.

I'm just talking about

for the pardons though.

Bill Clinton pardoned

his brother, Roger,

who got caught with coke.

There was no political witch hunt.

There was no.

He just said,

you got coke,

I don't want you to do it.

Check this out.

Pardon him.

Check this out.

Let my father be the president.

Hey.

Yo. What? I'm doing it all.
Yeah. Yeah.
My father the president. Yo.
What? I'm doing it all. Yeah.
My father the president. I don't know the fuck what y'all talking about.
And this shit has happened since the beginning of time. That's the real world, my nigga.
His legacy fucked up, though. Who legacy? Who? Biden's.
I don't think so. I don't think so.
Tell me why. I'm 160 years old.
Right. Tell me why.
Because to the people, he didn't do the right thing. Is George W.
Bush's legacy fucked up? Yes. I got a whole article.
I don't fuck with George W. Bush.
I just ask about that Saddam Hussein shit on Twitter. You don't.
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that's in hindsight but what i'm saying is that that's legacy yeah that's legacy big dog yeah but when i'm his right now as of right now niggas ain't putting respects on democrats name or joe biden name for the now that's the well i think it's i think that his legacy is you know got a stain on it for a completely different reason than this this is like whatever genocide there yeah i understood And y'all are optimistic in that? What do you mean? That y'all think that that's going to stain his legacy because it ain't. No, but it should.
I agree it won't, but I think it should. I think that's what's pissing me off to see these people outraged about pardoning Hunter Biden while 45,000 people and guys are dead right now.
Yeah, there's a really big difference between George W. Bush starting a fucking war in a country, against a country that had nothing to do with the fucking towers.
But this was 2000 and what? 2002, 2003. This is really when the internet was kind of in its infancy.
Now, at 2024, this will result in a stain on his record in comparison to George W. Bush and Iraq and all that shit.
But don't take your eye off the ball. That's something I'll tell you about.
Don't take your eye off the ball because while we're outraged about Hunter Biden, Donald Trump's about to probably pardon all of January 6th crazy people. For sure.
For sure. Exactly.
But he's going to use this as an excuse. Well, they're not playing fair, so I'm going to do it.
He was going to do that Paul Manafort Rogers I mean yeah all gang yeah his team gang yo Donald Trump comes from old school rules that's how you that's how it go Donald Trump comes from old school rules and they do too yo you my man right I don't give a fuck you go sit up for eight months I got you yeah when you come home I got you you good yeah and you know what his man go sit up and his man went and sat up and got pardoned. And is still filthy rich.
And I still got a fucking ally in the White House. Which one are you talking about? Who are you talking about? Half of them.
He pardoned his gang. So thinking about that, it makes me think of a YSL trial.
Because that's finally over. True.
Now. And everybody's home.
Except for one. Except I was about to say, a couple people not home, but you're right.
A couple people pleaded out, but. And it ended in acquittal for my man.
For Yagati. Yeah, exactly.
Yep. Which was major.
Not guilty, all charges. Mm-hmm.
Is this the biggest rap victory ever? I mean, they kicked the state's ass. Yeah, they did.
I mean, this is like some movie shit. The state kicked their own ass.
That's true. That's true.
The state beat their own ass in this one.

Whatever.

Which, I mean, I've seen some people.

OJ was a rap victory.

We don't care about the details.

Yeah, that's true.

We celebrated.

It almost looked like they knew it.

I'm going to keep it up, Buck.

It was a rap victory.

Dog, this shit looked like they threw the game.

Abdul-Muema getting paid was a rap victory.

This shit looked like they threw the game.

I mean, like, actual, like, you know.

They threw the game.

We don't care about the details as long as we won.

Oh, we talking about people that kicked their ass. Shit, DJ Drama and them kicked their ass.
That's another good one. Murder, Inc.
kicked their ass. Like, these are...
You don't beat... Murder, Inc.
shit was a big one. That's a huge...
Oh, that might be one. That was a major one.
And DJ Drama. And then they kicked their ass.
I'm just talking about rap victories. Yeah, rap victory.
Okay. I love it.
I love it when... This nigga don't believe in jail.
I definitely love when niggas... Murder, Inc.
was a big one. It was a big one.
Murder, Inc. was...
Murder, Inc. to me might be the biggest one.
Because I just knew Irv was going down. But we asked...
Yeah, so the victory and kicking their ass is two different things. That's right.
John Gotti kicked their ass. Murder, Inc.
just... Won.
Won. Won.
That's fair. That's fair.
Gotti kicked their ass. It crippled Murder, Inc.
Yeah. And they haven't repaired it.
And they did a lot to Murder, Inc., man.

Like, they cut Murder, Inc.'s old money off.

They couldn't even help Prem.

Like, the feds really...

You ain't gonna hold him down.

One by a hair, huh?

Talking all that Queen shit.

And your name, Queen's Flip.

Wow.

That is kind of crazy.

I ain't know who?

That's crazy when you think about it.

It has nothing to do with...

That's crazy.

Oh, now you disown it.

As soon as the feds came, you ain't know Murder, Inc. no more.

That has nothing.

All praise.

You know, I'm from Webiniti. I'm from the Webiniti era.
That's it. I leave after them.
There you go. Yeah.
Call your big brothers and back down. Get out.
That's their people's age. They call them when they want to speak to me.
It's cool. Get out of there, man.
It's cool, man. I don't have nothing else.
I want to let y'all know December 10th is around the corner If any of y'all Are getting a stomach ache A migraine Have some ailments that will enable you From coming to work that day I understand Omar Omar is coming back. Omar?

Oh, I mean, fuck.

Fuck.

Rest in peace to my brother, Mike Williams.

My man, I love him. Yo, you off.

Mike Williams.

Omar from the white.

Okay, Mike Williams.

Rest in peace.

You white, it's all right.

Yo, you turning off.

Yo, Omar, I mean, Omar. Yeah, catch a headache.
I'm going to fuck you up when I get out of here. It's coming back.
Look me in the eye, bitch. You turning up, nigga.
You turning the fuck up. You are turning up.
December 10th. You are turning up.
We're the same. No, we're not the same, nigga.
Nigga, we said in the third quarter. We sat here in fucking August.
I like this shit, son. We sat here and August and said the fourth quarter is coming.
Well, don't try to be modest. Like, I like to.
It's not modesty at all. I'm one of the hardest working dudes in show business.
I work hard. It ain't about modesty at all.
And I know when to work hard. I know when the payouts is high.
I know when the payouts is low. That's fine.
I know when the algorithms is algorithmic. I mean, we're the same.
We know what time it is in the fourth quarter. You too.
Don't think it goes unnoticed. You too.
Shout to everybody out there that's on their Grizzly. I miss that era of hip hop.
I'm on my grind. I miss that.
Yeah, no. We're turning up.
Big Mel. I think everybody is turning up, personally.
Personally.

I think it's dope. I can't wait.

Totally different job than what y'all came in here and did in July.

This is one of those awkward moments,

I guess. Now I'll just sprinkle some silence on it.

Remember July?

Niggas couldn't even find a part of the month. They almost just threw it out the window.
He's like, nah, I'll put all of them in the trash. That's funny to you? Yeah.
Like, we're giving you credit, man. You want to talk about some shit that's made up on the fucking internet and space.
No, no. Joe Budden made that up.
We all was trash in July. Did you make a pot of the month? We all was trash in July.
I'm asking you, did you make that up? No. All right, that's what I'm referring to.
Oh, okay, no. Yeah.
I didn't know how you felt, how we were. It was just...
Everybody here didn't know that I think we was all trash. We all entitled to a badminton.
And I called it in the winter. Yes, you did.
There's no surprises with me. Trust patterns, not people.
It's okay. But the bounce back boys, stop playing with us.
We're the best in the world. We're the best in the world.
In the world.

I don't give a fuck

what them white boys

are doing over there.

We are the best in the world.

You that guy, bro.

That's it.

There's nothing

that can be done about it.

I can't wait to Umar come.

I can't wait to see

my two

Oreo

Oreo get into action.

It should mark

Oreo.

That was

a little crazy.

Wow.

Pause.

Yeah.

A little crazy.

See my nigga ready now, nigga.

Thank you. It should mark Oreo That was A little crazy Wow Pause Yeah

A little crazy

See my nigga

My nigga ready now nigga

No you're not

You call out

I think that's your day too

I think they're falling

Like your day

If you want it

Okay you playing

With my man like that

He do got a day

Never

I'm taking that day nigga

Never

I'll take that day

I'm on vacation

Never

That nigga good

Yo

Real quick

And then I'm leaving this

Cause I fucked with y'all enough. Is there anybody here that is day watching? Huh? You know how we pocket watch? Is there anybody in here that's Tuesday watching? Like keeping an account of whose Tuesday it is or how many Tuesdays people had.
She pitching herself. Don't pitch yourself.
I'm not going to. As a matter of fact, I got asked, do you want a Tuesday off? And I said no.
Shout out to you, man. I asked a nigga, hey, am I up? Listen, I'm a straight shooter.

Look at this nigga.

I said, I hit Ian last night.

Yeah.

Look at this nigga.

Yo, dogs.

Nah, listen, I had a lot of shit going on yesterday.

I was like, yo, am I up?

And he was like, I can't say what he said, but I'll tell y'all off camera.

Can I jump in real quick?

Sure.

Did you see all the Transformer movies?

Yeah. Like, did you see all the Transformer movies? Yeah.

Like, did you see how they performed without Bumblebee?

Are you fucking nuts?

Are you fucking stupid?

If you go in there, I'm gonna fuck you up.

No, I'm asking if he's seen.

I've seen it.

Like, was Optimus Prime the man when Bumblebee was home chilling?

He was getting his ass woke a little bit.

You are Bumblebee, yo.

Come on, we need you.

That's kind of what Ian said.

Thank you. That's kind of what Ian said.
I'm cool. Niggas do not want to work together.
No, no, no. It wasn't that.
You came up with a method and it wasn't that. It didn't change it.
You came up with a method and then changed it mid-method. Because y'all was too great.
It was such a seamless fit. And you did that to our man.

All of a sudden when it's turned, nigga, you totally forgot.

That's when the shit stopped.

No more Tuesdays.

Boom.

Stopped it.

But then the next Tuesday was his.

The next one that came was his.

When we brought it up, though.

Well, we're going to bring it up because we're on air. We talk too much for a living.
But the next off day was him. He just happened to be sick as well.
It's hot. Now, he should get a day off when he's not sick.
I'm sure he'll be the best husband in the world on that day. No, that's on God.
For sure. He that anyway.
Every day Valentine's Day with him remember you know it's funny he been pod for four years he still don't pod like that's just him that's just him he don't give a fuck I don't have anything else that's near and dear to my heart you guys have everybody's everybody's been great today. Don't try to be great till Christmas.

Before we get out of here, we just want to say

rest in peace to Eminem's mom.

For sure. Prayers go out to Eminem's mom.

Oh yeah, I was doing my fucking prayers go out to Eminem

was on that list, man. Eminem was on that list.

And T.D. Jakes.

Yeah. Eminem and T.D.
Jakes

were on that list, man.

I'm keeping y'all in my prayers.

I love you both. Hopefully everybody out there keeps them in their prayers.
Let's pray. The power of prayer.
Come on. The power of prayer, for real.
Honestly. Anybody else have anything out there that they have to get off their chest? Anybody know what they're kids? Real quick.
I didn't do it before, but I definitely wanted to shout out to my mom. She got a citation from the mayor's office for saving a man off the train tracks.
Oh, nice. She jumped down there? Yeah.
She jumped down and got her? Yeah, Eric Adam gave a citation. Shout out to my mom, Marie.
You know, I've been making her do it, but, you know. That's some courageous shit.
That's incredible. Sometimes the apple falls far.
Very all the way down the hill sometimes it's she's been doing that my whole life and she can roll right away real quick let me just closing this I always ridicule her for doing what Mark does like getting in people's business and trying to help people on the time in the street like you say yo it's dangerous chill out. Chill out and chill out.
And finally, you know, it's paying off

and they're acknowledging her.

She's been doing this for years.

She got some spanky?

I don't know.

She's been doing it for years.

Stopping people from fighting,

breaking shit up,

saving people.

None of that shit.

She's just been doing

all this stuff.

So, you know,

they finally acknowledge her.

That is dope.

And shout out to,

you know,

shout out to my mama.

We need people out there

to do it because I'm not.

Yeah,

not dead ass.

And the apple didn't fall

for a tree, nigga,

because I saved you

like you saved me.

Oh.

And I'm forever appreciative of it.

You don't care

because you get all

I don't know. out there to do it, because I'm not.
Yeah, no, dead ass. And the apple didn't fall for a tree, nigga, because I saved you like you saved me.

And I'm forever

appreciative of it.

You don't care,

because you get a lot of money.

You know what I mean?

Hold on.

When a nigga get money,

he don't just let a nigga

see what I'm about.

Flip, flip.

Nigga see it.

You getting a lot of money, too.

No.

You eating, dog.

I'm not getting...

You eating good.

I seen the change.

You walk different shit.

Yeah, so we let you live

because, you know.

Yeah, you coming in here

just doing what the fuck.

No, you getting money.

Stop saying I'm doing this.

That boy getting money.

It's all right.

I'm not pocket watch.

Thank God these people

are mature because

if you sit in front

of a bunch of younger people,

you know, it'll be different.

These are some mature people

so they don't take you serious

what you're saying.

No, we know.

We see it.

I don't come in and do it.

We just not hating.

I'm a team player

and I think it's great

and I think that we did great today.

It's an amazing show today and I'm extremely excited. Shout out to my'm extremely excited.
It's a good one. Shout out to the man Ish.
It's a good one. Shout out to Ish.
It's kind of my crib. I need you to fix something in my crib.
For the free, too. My window.
I'll throw you something. I'll throw you something.
I'll throw you something. I'll throw you something.
Oh, shit. $100.
For real. What you could fix for some goobers or something? What candy do you like? What's your a whole fucking extension put some kid filled house is there an insulting price like you know sometimes you do something for somebody you be like I don't want nothing but if they give you something is there an insulting price are your house rates the same since you joined this pod or have you upped it on these bitch ass niggas I haven't I'm gonna put the headphones on here no he says house rates start whispering I don't even know what house rates mean But I have not You're repair rates and shit Yeah you're repair What you doing Even with inflation With the prices of the tools going up You still ain't raise the price You raise the rents on them niggas Niggas said the price of the tools went up Yo you raise the rents on them niggas though Nah No.
No? Good for you. Come on, y'all.

I don't believe that shit.

Hey, if you listening,

if you itch Tenet,

send us a part of a show.

He is dude male.

If you itch Tenet,

send us a part of the show, please.

We get to the bottom of this shit real quick.

Man.

Let me just make sure.

I'm going to read this from somebody named Chicks.

I had so much fun with our part of the show last week.

Yo, Patron, sign up to Patreon right now, yo.

Facts.

Whatever you're doing, stop what you're doing.

Right there.

Go sign up to Patreon and then take your check and go to PrizePix and spend it.

No.

Use promo code JBP.

Yeah, don't spend it if you're not going to use promo code JBP now.

They gave you 50.

Hey, hey.

On top of your check.

You know how much money you got to make to tell somebody I can give you $50? Anyway. For your five.
Yes, I did. You see Shorty posted all that wire, too.
They were saying that she wasn't going to really get paid. Yes, she was.
She posted that wire. You're going to pay her that $1 million.
It's going to bring back. Listen, I got a great part of the show for y'all.
This is from somebody named Chicks. Chicks says, what up there, everyone? This question is for the guys, but Mel, you can answer too.
Thanks. So I guess it's for everyone then.
Anyway, I've been with my man for several long years. No, we're not married or live together, and that's peace.
Not the issue here as of recently he's been working more trying to make moves and leveling up and i 100 support it that's right let's get down to the problem sex has diminished drastically and it's bothering me i've tried to set up dates and be understanding his schedule, but it's still not enough.

Flashback to three years ago.

I randomly met a man.

Not my man.

We were together already.

But I randomly met a man

at a function

and had immediate

mutual attraction

to one another.

It's bitches.

Yo, boy.

New guy is also

in a relationship.

Oh, that's a couple

of our moves up here. A little standby piece with some chemistry.
New guy is also in a relationship, but over the years, we flirted a little something light. Nothing too crazy.
Fast forward to today. New guy is still flirting with me, waiting for his opportunity to beat it.
And I can't lie. I've thought about letting him get some.
In my heart and mind, I don't want to cheat on my man. This is even lying on the part of the show.
You guys, y'all are stepping over chicks. She's almost done.
In my heart and mind, I don't want to cheat on my man, but my kitty cat is screaming something else.

My question is, how do I convey to my man in a way that he gets it that we need more sex?

Follow up question.

Is he fucking someone else?

My woman brain says no.

He doesn't seem to have the time, but I'm not naive enough to believe where there's a will, there's a way.

Thank you. Says no.
He doesn't seem to have the time, but I'm not naive enough to believe where there's a will,

there's a way.

Let me know what y'all think.

That's a lot.

I'm tossing it to the best fucking crew

in the universe.

Man, that man is faithful as hell.

You out there,

you projecting your bullshit on him.

He trying to make your life better.

He's working for y'all to try to put y'all into a better situation than you out here trying to get a box away. Get a rose.
And if you giving the box away will lead to him being able to successfully level up in peace, level you both up, then go fuck him. Or if giving the box away will lead him to break up with you and then he can go and fully level up.

Do that too.

Now that's going to hurt.

So ask yourself, chicks, is the risk worth the reward?

Because that's the problem with you and the new person you're flirting with both having somebody.

Y'all don't usually break up at the same time.

Never. He might not break up at all.
That part. He might not be going nowhere.
Yeah. He just want to hit.
That's it. Very much so.
And then you get to falling in love and thinking y'all got something over here and guess what? He going home. And don't tie the two together.
If you want to have a conversation with your partner about you being sexually satisfied or your intimacy, do that and come to some type of conclusion before you give the kitty cat away two thoughts cause the girls go out and fuck the nigga and then the dick be bad and then they come back and then the nigga find out be mad leave level up she gonna find another excuse to fuck another nigga what you talking about hopefully not I'm gonna take out her word that she really wants to be what I do. And you know what? When your dude is leveling up, that comes with you making some sacrifices as a partner.
It does. I hate to break it to you.
We're not gonna be able to fuck the way we once did. We won't be able to go on the dinner dates that we once did.
Your man is busy. Shorty, do you want him to have time or money? Word.
I feel like me and I just want to say the same thing. Go ahead.
No, you got it. No, somebody got to pander first.
I mean, somebody got to say fuck. It's not even pander.
It's a couple things. I mean, she's definitely looking for an excuse to fuck somebody else.
One. A thousand percent.
That's a fact. One.
I think she fucked him already. She fucked him.
Oh, she's definitely. She's fucked him.
She fucked him already. She's at least done something to him.
They kissed. Yeah, they did a little smoochie.
They kissed. She threw that nigga some neck.
But the flirting will fade out. Into a kiss or a good hug or a slap of the ass.
She's saying that he keeps flirting with her and her kitty cat or something is ready. Can't deny it.
It's purring. But she ain't say nothing about her flirting back.
Mel, can you talk to us about what happens when the kitty cat purrs? I agree that something's already transpired between them. Word.
Yeah. And it's on her mind like 24-7.
She's trying to justify it. Justification is the fuckery.
She took the chicken? Yo. I'm actually interested to find out how old they are.
To see if she need a holly berry lube or not? No. To find out if he might need some ED meds.
Or she need a holly berry lube. Or maybe he's just tired of fucking her.
Why gotta be him? Let's go, Mark. That's the part I was getting to.
He might just be tired of fucking her. Leveling up, I never leveled up so much that I didn't want to fuck.
I did. That I don't want to fuck somebody.
Oh, that's different. But I'm also going to- And I'm saying he might be- That's what I'm saying.
He's tired of fucking her. Or with the level up.
Right. Right.
Came to level up. You're like, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, wait. It's up.
It's up here. I wasn't trying to throw shots at him.
I wasn't. I really am just curious because that is a factor.
Her libido, if they're, like, let's just say they're in their 40s. Her libido is going to be up here.
His might be, like, down here. That's true.
It's just one scenario. Everything she says is true.
It's just one scenario. If that's not the scenario.
I hate this thing so much. Nah, it's all true.
If you're in love with your man, don't even fucking entertain fucking somebody else. Oh, she been there.
Don't do it. And if you've already done something, then fucking stop it if you really care about your relationship.
I think they need to sit down and have a conversation. I suspect they both fucking somebody else.
Or not. Or not, but I'm just saying they need to have a conversation about what they want.
And if it's being open so that they can both explore this other shit, do that. Or, like, what the fuck are we doing? But they need to have...
Open what? Relationship. Open relationship.
Open relationship. That might be the answer to this let him level up like joe was saying let him level up you go fuck this dude he's gonna do what he want i wish he gave us more information on what his leveling up looks like yeah i want to know what he's doing yeah if the leveling up means that he's like taking on more hours you know like overtime and shit we don't know what he does I just want to know what he's doing with the hour what his field is yeah because he's like getting it getting it i would like to hear that so i could gauge how much time he got we should have we should have called we should have called i mean like so if he's like leveling up by taking more hours or whatever like trying to like you know fast track to a promotion he might not be hourly employees? We don't know.
That's what we want. Or it could be TV at McDonald's and he's just fucking somebody else.
Yeah, but she didn't leave a number. And that's what I, this is, her I would have called.
Yeah, my nigga. But she didn't leave a number.
She didn't say she wanted intimacy. She said she wanted dick.
The kitty cat is purring. It's purring.
I don't know. That nigga could roll over and fuck you for 10 minutes and give you some pussy.
That's what I'm saying.

That's what I'm saying.

He just don't want to fuck her. Or he's true to his word and is really leveling up.
Trying to get to it, yeah. Listen, me and my partner are having the talks about living together now.
Nice. And I made it very...
Don't clap for that. That's cool.
But I made it very clear that whatever our sex cadence is now, don't expect that shit when you get up here. Oh, that's definitely, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's very real.
She looks like, they move in like, oh, we're not just gonna lay around and fuck all day? It's like, no, no, no. Every time I see you, I'm not fucking you if we live together.
At all. At all.
Sorry. I'm still in the movie.
That long distance shit is a fucking honeymoon ass. It's a mirage, man.
It's time period. It's so much fun.
Anyways. Chicks, good luck.
Wait, that wears off? Which part? What y'all talking about? Of course. Yeah.
I don't want that. Oh.
Do y'all vote that chicks should fuck the dude or not? Chicks has fucked that dude already. Chicks fucked him.
Assuming that she hasn't. Yes.
Fuck that nigga. Just talk.
I vote for talk to your dude about what you want to do. And then fuck the nigga if you don't like what he says.
Be transparent. Yeah.
Yeah. And let him know.
See, that's the part I don't like. And her saying, I'm going to talk to him about me not being sexually pleased, she's not saying, it's to the point where I'm outside and I found somebody I'm attracted to and we have chemistry.
Chicks is fronting, bro. See, those are different talks.
Dog, it's been years that they've been talking. Chicks is already entertaining this nigga.
She's been entertaining the nigga now for years. So even before your man started his level up, you was already on the phone flirting with the nigga.
Exactly. And you liked the nigga.
You exchanged information with the nigga. Exactly.
What are we talking about? I mean, you're already cheating now. You looking for a justification to slip and fall on the dick.
Yep. Again.
Again. Chick, share my thoughts and prayers, girl.
Hold it down. Chick's lying.
Yep. Lying ass chick.
Lying. Lying her ass off.
I don't want no beef chick. It's for sleepers.
I'm staying in my 90s bag and going to one of my favorite Belle Biv DeVoe songs, album cut. I think this was the last track on that album.
This is Something In Your Eyes. Come on, E, man.
Before I play that, did y'all see what Carmelo Anthony had to say about Stevie Wonder texting him? Yes. No.
What? What did he say? Please, please. Were there any errors? Can you please tell me?

He says Stevie wanted to hit him and was like,

yo, you're one of my favorite players.

I love watching you play.

See?

He probably had the Braille shit.

On TV, right?

No, Stevie can see.

He can see.

You can hear their senses.

So you can hear the squeaking of the shoes.

He's getting busy

No, and then a commentator

Mellow jab step, one dribble pull up

Bucket

Yeah, I know

Anyway Here we go. I'm overconfident What kind of man could I be? It's clear to see It's like animal attraction When you add it up It's just a matter of action There was something in your eyes That told me There's something in your world And you couldn't do it There's something in your eyes That gave me a sign And I knew it was on I knew it was on If you think you're dry, I say you're wet I can make it possible, I can make it true And all night long, I'm making it sweat Coming to a feeling alone, that's so bad too And I know what you think, why so much confidence What kind of man must I be It's clear to see It's like getting you subtracting When you add it up It's just animal attraction Something in your eyes That told me it That you were looking for A man you could do Something in your eyes That gave me a sign If I knew it was all I knew it was all Thank you.
And I'll beat it to your body, make that body give me some more I'll take you to the peak, I'll make you hold a scream And I'll blind you in my body Roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Ooh eyes And I knew it was all I knew it was all There was something in your eyes So it made me feel I'm in something in your heart Yeah, I could see Something in your eyes Hey, give me a sign Give me a sign Give me a sign It was something in your eyes So it made me feel I'm in something looking for And you know you do, you know it's something In your eyes you're giving me a sign And I knew it was on I knew it was on It was Anything is possible Than anything can be Even the impression you never ever dreamed of Seen in your eyes you're giving me a sign And I knew it was on I knew it was on There was something in your eyes Something made me feel God bless you. Y'all gonna stop playing with Ricky Bell when he's dead.

Brand new old music.

That is Bell Bibb DeVoe.

Ay.

Bring back five minute records and R&B, man.

Available on your phone and on DSPs right this very second.

That is Something in Your Eyes by Bell Bib DeVoe.

Shout out to the whole New Edition family.

I did see somebody pose an interesting question on the internets.

Damn, rest in peace to my fucking man.

Combat Jack.

Combat Jack.

And Dallas Penn.

And Dallas Penn.

Combat Jack and Dallas Penn.

New Jack Swing versus Yacht Rock oh come on what the fuck is Yacht Rock what year Yacht Rock is like Michael McDonald Doobie Brothers Christopher Cross Ambrosia Steely Dan play the song Steely Dan yep I had to have heard it but I just don't know the name it's not it's a genre it's a genre It's a genre. It's a genre of music.
New Jack Swing for me. Toto.
Toto. Toto.
Yeah. Huh? Y'all Rock.
No, Y'all Rock. All the way fire.
It's a ballad question. Y'all Rock.
That's just what they came up with. Like New Jack Swing is.
I think Y'all Rock had a longer, so I'm going to Yacht Rock. Yacht Rock did have a longer run.
And more people used Yacht Rock later in life than used New Jack Swing later in life. Everybody can't do that New Jack Swing shit and get it off.
Yacht Rock went to Thriller and then went to fucking hip-hop. New Jack Sw No jack swing for me you can say it I'll lose my black heart

So do you watch the doc? No, yeah

All right, I got a EST site. I knew I'd lose my scholarship, so I learned to get my Zaza shillings I was in the road routine and grew up four with French six Then gunned put up my phone, spin, don't leave it low until it kills I be patting my toes and hands, I count the ones I send in When you stand in bets and business, I'm planning on getting a killer risk The street shit, that level for life don't squash my beef shit That new year, new cod jerks, ain't me shit And I ain't hurt, I ain't need a word, I ain't see shit Uptown, at the Newberg, yes, Cheechy The streets, the streets, the motherfuckin' streets A lot of niggas hate you, but them niggas ain't me Yeah, the streets, the streets, the motherfuckin' streets A lot of niggas hate you, but them niggas ain't me I love you cause you can't be fed fresh from outta jail Right on the tail of me on house arrest and I can't lose in my mail The guys will never get pairs but you get money we gon' land Them niggas complain and never fail so mix it might as well Know I love you cause them bullets hit my stomach and I still live Right after I got back shit kept getting whacked and I got me in the end I always remember who was and wasn't there when it was time to spin Made me think they friends when I heard all the hate was being said I don't care what who said, fuck it's my truth sprain Play I have a U-played nigga, talk through playing And I send them shiners through, turn your shit to shine the land Life ain't got no proper hand, I won the bluff and went all in I been locked in way before the war when it was free to read When whole crowds were clear, so notice they heard he sat down a barrier Y'all done ain't have a lot of friends, fuck all outside his AVM I made it when they ain't think I can I'm kill hard out of soda cans The same nigga who teach me how to fix it And keep my blood jam, shame You saying different, all I deliver every time I'm posted Boy, it's intake, kill your kids, plus they'll keep up with them bills That's my version of keeping it real, nigga, not just how I feel Ain't no speculation about did you tell, just get that paperwork in If you don't, I get the hint, but it still hurt my feelings bad My heart wasn't good to fit a rat, I love the streets too much for that The streets don't never die as long as I'm alive, cause I'ma make it mad The streets, shit, that up for life, don't scratch my beef, shit That new year, new college year, this ain't me, shit And I ain't hurt, I ain't need a word, I ain't see shit That uptown, not the Newberg, yeah, streets, yeah The streets, the streets, them motherfuckinucking streets A lot of niggas hate you, but them niggas ain't me Yeah, the streets, the streets, the motherfucking streets A lot of niggas hate you, but them niggas ain't me And that was ESTG, The Streets That is his second single now, so I wasn't really a fan of the first one.
I do like this one. I'm glad he's back making music again.
It's been a little gap, so glad to hear new STG. Sounded good.
I'm going to Brooklyn. This is Sky Zoo Esoteric.
Mm. Do you think I could sell more art and make, like, millions of dollars? Maybe, but you'll never possess anything of greater value than the art you sold.
Whatever, I'm gonna keep paying. And everybody won't rhyme like Sky, won't admit that they was inspired by Sky.
I'm like, ah, well that's fine. Same way half of y'all was inspired by Kai, but ain't say you you was in sync till your bye-bye-byes was given.
Just keep away with a crown and a throne, until it seemed like the streetlights surrounding your home is getting dimmer. Leave it to the sound of a poem, to walk you back to the light, or you could drown on your own.
Learning Lake Lanier's is fine, until you see me part in them. Brainiac, out of the style, Kadeem Hardison, and every Nick jersey you'd imagine, stuck in post-traumatics No rap sheet, but ducking badges Know it too well, while I was well on my way I earthed whatever in fear Herb a skeleton trace, my sketch While I'm alive, I'm bucking to make it breathe If I should die, then my son'll be baby three My event is based on my savoir fare And the smell of it's like a passenger head Hearing all of the hearsay Following the spiders who dare made A garden and eating, not a staircase Pitch up a generational talent Doing all that's inspiring And then they give your number to a Jonathan Isaac A penny for all your thoughts and all the thinking behind it Put it back in my loafers and get back to my tithing And the feeling is esoteric Love if I let y'all hear it The the feeling is esoteric So it's love if I let y'all hear it I've never been ready It's good for this long I've never been ready It's the principle of love Being better spirits They cut runneth over if they see you ever near it Celebrating with them in spite of what they intentions was My love is so good She treat me wild, wild, on a roll, butter and jelly 25 years, no pork, don't ever run me that Tight to hit a lavender tea with a royal honey pack So now every fuck given its crown And the throne that I mentioned Into these grounds of mine And then it's fine, heading out the shoebox Pulling two fillies together Now I said to call them U-ops Busting off the roof out of fear of what was under you But tied two L's together to get your W.
Back with me and Bundles was teammates, we both had a legacy view so we could relay. Heard that it was visions and grand, shoulda wanna be great.
And we was ensues laughing at all that on the replay. A year later was our open casket, and the true religion he wore had Jehovah's accent.
And the Blackberries was flicking with preloaded captions. And me and Lupe gave a hug in old fashion.
Love, the squad know it's whatever they need. Lord knows I'm just left to believe in all purpose.
The flowers that be handed around is all surface. But all the ones looking the part is the ones working.
And the whole top shake off my cheek. The wind blow, the crown heavy hit her stay with me.
So let it be known, let let it be known It's four seats max if I'm ever setting the tone

And the feeling is esoteric

And there was love if I'd let y'all hear it

So the feeling is esoteric

And there was love if I'd let y'all hear it

Sky Zoo, esoteric

She was tough

Big Sky Zoo, shout out to my brother, man, I love you

Yeah, that's a piece of stuff

Enough about me

Thank you. Yeah.
That's a piece of stuff.

I'm going to Sasha Keeble, and this song is called Why.

I spent plenty on this spot Booked a nice little hotel for the both of us If it's you, it's not a lie, little woman We've been closed, but we're not closed And never wanna be inside your world Under your skin, I'll say it again Closing up Who gave you permission to be this perfect? I think you should go ahead and thank your mama for me Lord knows what I did to deserve this Cause you done stood by, stood by, stood by, step by me, yeah And I know I'll never find somebody better, yeah Why is it me? You give all this love to Why is it me? You give all this love to Wazy You give all this love to Wazy You give all this love to Wazy Am I that important? 10.30 on the diet Always on time, you never late For a rendezvous Bought me a bottle from the shot Ooh girl, you know just what a life You know me better than my old damn self You the real deal That's just how I feel Through sickness and hell You got me Who gave you permission to be this perfect? I think you should go ahead and thank your mama for me Lord knows what I did to deserve this Cause you done stood by, stood by, stood by me And I know I'll never find somebody better care Why is it me? You give all this love to why is it me? You give all this love to why is it me? You give all this love to why, Dio You give all this love to why

Why

Am I that important?

That is Why by Sasha Akiba. That was fire.

Yo, your music here has really improved since you joined this cast. I see that shit every week.
Work. What you got for us? Anything.
Mine is called Slow Burn by Baby Rose and Bad Bad Not Good. Hey, Baby Rose, friend of the show.

I put Mel on. Mel my son.

No, you motherfucking dude.

Mel is my absolute son.

You did not know nothing about Baby Rose before you joined this cast. Oh, bullshit.
Bullshit? Bullshit? Bullshit? I'm so bad. And no thing you used to show me I don't have to burn He said, baby, don't you worry Show me more to learn Every love, every touch, every kiss You can't harm me at times I will lie in my shade in your eyes I don't see the signs Carry on, no longer yours to love But your memory drives back into fools sometimes If I stay to the end, we'll walk back your life You're a dog, babe, there's fire in my veins Show me blood, show me blood Only you can set me free Is taking a hold of me Future turns to flashes Time turns into ashes Cause only you can make me Change Only your love can make me Change Only you can make me Change Only your love can make me Every lie, every tear, every crack There will end everything We repeat, we release, we repent And pray to remain Bittersweet, bittersweet And break up will take In your heart I'll fight and refrain In your heart my heart is refraved Oh, your love is firing my veins Burning on your lips Only you can set me free If taking a hold of me Future turns to flashes Now turns into ashes Oh, cause only you can make me Stay Only your luck can make me stay

Only your love can make me stay Only you can make me stay Only your love can make me change

Only you can make me change Only you can make me change Only your love can make me change Only you can make me change Only your love can make me change That is slow. Stay Till you're off the baby No Joe Biden.
Her voice makes me feel like I'm in a sauna, getting a massage or some shit. Like I'm in a jazz club.
Yeah, my voice takes me to the blue belt. Drinking a Manhattan or some shit.
Every time, man. You got what I sent you? I do.
Yeah. I feel like I'm changing the vibe up too much, but mine is A$AP Ferg from his new album.
Probably about to change the whole vibe up. French Tips.
Thought it was Cassidy. Yeah.
Bahamadeer. Big head hot.
it hot Make it hot Make it hot I know I know I know I know I know for that Short hair like Cleo chick and set it off Gangsta bitch like Vivica when she let it off She dropped the rage for the niggas, she dropped the fellas off High acid up designer for her pops, her chattelon She smoking like a bong, I slipping through the pearly thongs She put my jewelry on, I fuck her to my newest songs Left the boots on, sis slept on the futon Wake me up for lunch time, pass me the great coupon Don't do coupons, your ex was on Groupon Got you in the mansion and you waking up to new pawns You could be my stripper, I just put some Uncle Luke on Lovin' in the tub until all the water is lukewarm Before we go again, I sip some Goo Gone When you wet, I start to tingle cause it's too wet I ain't put the condom on cause you got me stuck I'm pulling out, I ain't ready to shoot the club I would like to get to know what you're looking And if you don't know, now you know The condom bigger I could be down for Got me feeling for you, want you show me So if you're the one I like baby come Make a move on me Pretty bitch with a fitted French tips on acrylic Never listen to the critics on them other niggas prick it So she wanna smoke on gumbo, let her pitch in with the killers Am I her she with the drillers? Like the pull-up with her niggas Like a restaurant's expensive She ain't never got a problem paying her Just tip it, that's why my baby glisten Always keep it 100 so it's never need for fishing Plus she got the vision Haters always wanna hear this with the vision Stick it to the plan cause I'm a man on a mission Hitting up the over street drops drops on bands For my missus She watchin' them dishes, them diamonds

Dance in the kitchen We romance in the kitchen

All of them pots and them pans and damn the collision

All up in your guts, can I get some damn recognition?

We gon' get to them bucks and I'm sharin' all the riches

Don't care about all them bitches

Word up

I would like to get to know if you could or be

The kind of if you could be

The kind of nigga I could be down for

Got me feeling for you, want you to show me these

If you're the one I like, baby, come make a move on me first knob I heard it's good it's dope I'm gonna check it out for shit show tape still roll the tape still rolling yeah let's get it never stop never stop never stop never stop never stop never get it fuck they told him I'm gonna get my bag real quick it's us man come on y'all talk to these nigg. Gotta get my bag on these niggas right quick.

Hold up, man.

Country home.

Oh, y'all don't do that.

I thought it was country.

No, it's not.

West Virginia, though.

It's not that.

Silencio.

That's my fault.

I love this song.

But now, here you go. What's wrong with you, son? Yes, you do.
You from Queens, right? Actually, after the hook, I got you. Hold on.
Maybe you you never lived in Queens. When you moved to Queens?

When I was 12.

When they chased him out of Brooklyn.

When I made them win the Cricks, huh?

When I made them win the Cricks.

That's how niggas really diggin' that.

That happened.

You heard that before? You heard that before? That was a live version. The live version.
I don't mean to just go into the originals like that. My iTunes is different.
There have been times in my life I've been wondering why Still somehow I've been I don't know, I'm conflicted on this Yacht Rock thing Even if it is, I've never seen that part of a year I just don't know know yet. I gotta think.
I gotta think. What is? You don't have to think.
I do have to think. You don't have to think.
Keep your black card, my nigga. You don't have to think.
Oh, yeah, no. I'm going New Jack Swing.
All right. There you go.
I'm going New Jack Swing at all times. There we go.
We cut that mic off. I feel like I learned most of the Yacht Rock songs from my black friends, not from my white friends.
That's true too though. Only if you want to be more.
How you gonna wait for a sign? Your miracle. Stand up and fight.
This is it. Make no mistake where you are.
Your back's still a girl now.'t This isn't Don't be a fool anymore This isn't No waiting is about No room to Come on Come on It's not enough music to even compete It is though, it's a lot of y'all rock No, I'm talking about New Jack Swing talking about New Jack Swing That was a really quick flash in the pan Genre subgenre To 93 you give it? I don't even know if I'd give it to 92 I think you're right 92 I might not give not be 92. I hear the drums echo into the...
Hold up now. Hold up now.
Y'all been listening to the... It's your little song.
It's your little song. Who don't know this song? Hold music when I'm waiting to speak to somebody.
Representative. Representative.
AG. Please hold.

Don't do that, Freeze.

Freeze, don't do that.

When the chorus comes, you're like, I'm ready to get you up for a bit, actually.

Hey, Walgreens stockroom days, man.

Turn me up in the end phone.

I'm shocked.

Hold.

Hey, hold, let me hear you. Hurry, boy, it's waiting there for you.
Hey, home, let me hear you.

Hey, drum.

You know the song. No more than I do I get some rains down in Africa Gonna take some time to go My airpods Is this new jack swing though? Yes Really? Yes Don't be Canadian be Canadian right now.
The answer is yes. I love it.
I love it. Yes.
Girl, words can't explain. I love it.
This is the drum hit. God damn it.
I love it. The way you hold me.
The way you touch me. I love it.
Girl, everything you do to me. Come on, man.
You know I like you. I love it.
you, come on, A. Don't stop now.
Hey. Hey.
Right back, New Jacks. Right back, New Jacks.
We're fuck out those black songs. Big man.
Hey. All right, hopefully y'all enjoyed this broadcast as much as we've enjoyed delivering it to you.
Keep your eyes Keep up your prayers Lord know each and every one of us Need to be here Until the next time We bid you a due farewell Adios, arrivederci, hasta la vista, arroi Or simple hand nod I love it The feelings get deep like the things you do to me

I like it brings our ecstasy

I like it really turns me alive

I like the feelings get deep down

I like it

I like it Thank you. Don't know.
Do you remember when we fell in love? Yeah, I don't know Yacht Rock. You might just get Yacht Rock the fuck out of here.
Yeah, but he played like that. I was with Yacht Rock.
He ain't played on Michael McDonald. I guess you might have said that Michael on.
Yeah, I just slowed down. Put that Michael on.
You ain't playing fair. No, you put that Michael on.
It's not just Michael. Yeah.
I'm in your own, you know. Alright, now I'm ending this, cause Mark gotta go to daycare.
I think he was supposed to be a pain. I'm just gonna remember the pain.
I'm gonna stop your mind. It's just a choreo.
It's up your mind. Hey, hey, hey.
I don't know, man. Remember the time.
Remember life is a series of moments and moments past. So let's make this moment last as if it's all we have.
Happy holidays, everybody. I'm here.
Tough. This is fire.

I ain't gonna lie.

I can't remember the time, but this is heat.

This is heat.

I'm sorry.

And you can come right back.

All right, we into this shit, man. We had a blast.
Now I gotta end with Mike.

Alright, we into this shit, man.

We had a blast.

Now I gotta end with some black shit.

I'm gonna let this move go and then I'm the end of this.

We'll be back same time, same place this weekend.

Anybody got any interesting things going on this week?

This week, Usher, it's Thursday at the Barclays.

Oh, right.

Yeah, I might go.

I might bring my girl.

They sing it out there.

Uh-oh.

Look at Mark's short-circuited. Hey, hey, hey.

We don't know which way to go.

But women are straight here.

My girl is always going. Yeah, I need a money for that note.
There you go, Eve. Open down, baby.
Take it away But see Look at Freaks. Look at Freaks.
Take it away. Let's get up.
Oh, this is angry. Let's get your back.
Please. Get your shit off.

Hey, no, no, no, no, no.

Get out of here, nigga.

That's cheating.

That is cheating.

That is not what we were doing. Even a Serato said, all right.

We're ending with fucking some black shit.

Fuck they talking about?

All right, we going, man.

Y'all hold it down out there.

Shout out to my haters.

I couldn't have done this without y'all.

You know that's so free.

Shout out to Pride Spicks gang.

Shout out to the Patronis out there, all the subgroups out there.

Shout out to the YouTube niggas out there Hey

Johnny Kemp is the shit

This shit was it back in the day

Right, Breeze?

This shit's still the shit

We ain't getting paid yet, week? Y'all fucking losers. Y'all threw the leftovers out, right? Hello? I ain't gonna hold you.
I got a little fried turkey wing still in the refrigerator. Two of them.
It's time, big dog. That's what Blind said.
Fuck Blind. Yes.
You still got some leftovers in there, too? No. Oh.
It's time. It's time.
Keep procrastinating. Mel don't even give him a head nod on the Johnny Kemp.
All right. I did.
I love you. I love you.
Come on, Joe. Yo, hey, yo.
No. Hey, makers.
Hey, makers.

Shit.

It's over, yo. We go home.

I'm not playing nothing else.

It's over.

You notice?

Bobby fucking Brown.

Stop.

Stop playing with Big Mouth.

Come on, man.

Big Mouth.

Who the who, niggas?

We go, man.

Peace, love, wealth, and prosperity to all that I did.

And that's it, man.

I made this money. You didn't.
Nose, nose,, where would you be without the JBP?

Bitch!

Cut that sweet freedom on.