Episode 782 | "Gym Valedictorian"

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Yo!

Yo, yo, yo, we are here. Oh, we live?

We live. Oh, yo.

Yo. What's up, y'all?

What's happening? What's popping?

How y'all doing? We good, we good.

You got special guests in the building?

Yeah. I appreciate y'all.
Family.

Yeah. I can't even call you friend of the show.
You fan. What's up, my man? Our guy Ian Dunlap is in the building.
Hey, yo, you know what? Uh-oh. Don't hate already.
God damn. I ain't hating on Ian Dunlap, but he just he got this like fake smooth posada, nigga, like everything.
How's it fake? Nigga, yeah. Why it's fake? Why it's fake? Here y'all go defending niggas that y'all don't know.
Here y'all go defending. That was a trap.
Look, nigga, yell. Be aggressive, nigga.
He yell? He do? Yeah. I got to watch his shit.
Man, welcome here. What's up, man? Man, I appreciate you.
How you feeling? I'm feeling good, man. Good to see you, man.
Nice. Good to see you, though.
I ain't gonna lie. I'm tired of your positivity, though.
Even towards me. Like, you be mad positive.

I love you. Hey, yo, how you doing, man?

Yo, nigga, don't give me no positive words. You want nigga to be negative?

Y'all seen that bullshit you did, man.

That shit was ass. That shit the fuck

out of here. He always wanted to inspire.

Don't inspire me, nigga. You inspire me to go

take a fucking, go drink some water.

Yo, man, you know water is healthy for the body.

I don't give a fuck about that. You have fun of Puerto Rico? I don't want to talk about it.
Yes, I did. I did.
See, look. I did have fun.
Don't we want to talk about nothing that he did? How y'all doing, man? How y'all doing? Good. Feeling great.
Joe is not here today. Yes.
We are here to hold it down for Joe. For sure.
How was your week? Quiet week, thankfully. Very quiet week.
It was good. Business, as usual.
What type of business? I think I'm mad business. I'm a landlord.
Ooh. First coming up.
So, like, when you be a landlord, like... It just passed.
Oh, you had a good week. It's the winter.
It's the winter? So you had to go fix niggas' heats, because you know... Shit get a little hectic.
Yeah, I know. Heat time be different.
So, y'all, but nigga late on the rent, but, like, he was late last... Like, he ain't even paid last month yet, but he complained about the heat.
What you do? Fix the heat. Oh, all right.
I'll make sure you was, you know. Make sure that publicly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Heat ain't a leak.
Nigga, heat ain't a leak. Are you fixing the heat yourself or you have workers? Nah, I don't fuck with heat like that.
Oh, but so you have somebody. Okay, so they have to wait.
I pay somebody for heat. Okay.
Other shit, I'll fix it, but heat and shit like that. Except small I can fix, but the big shit.
Oh, yeah, you change the little knob. You got the old heaters, the radiator.
You got the radiator. All you got to do is turn it like this.
You still got oil boilers in your building. Bitch, upgrade, man.
Yo, what's wrong with you? What's that shit they put on top of the age rack?

Get some age racks for your tennis.

Yo, you know what you should do?

All your apartments, give them central air and central heat.

Oh, okay.

80% of them got it already.

We're making a hundred.

Don't play with Ish.

I ain't playing with Ish.

Don't play with Ish.

I don't want no problems, though.

We got two landlords here now.

I don't want no problems.

We got another landlord here.

Another one.

And she don't talk about nothing about her.

All your places got central heat?

I am not on Isha's level just yet.

She got some...

She got some...

She got some space heaters.

Plug that shit in the course.

She said, your heat don't work?

I got a couple of space heaters

that I brought from L.A.

That's tough.

Y'all are fucked up.

My tenants are happy.

Thank you very much.

They are extraordinarily happy.

Good.

How is it, real quick, ma'am, how is it being a landlord, though?

Is it difficult dealing with?

Expensive.

Oh, it is.

Is it you or do you have a management company?

Do they know they renting from Melissa Ford?

Yeah, they do.

She's from here. No, because I've gone to meet them I inherited help her out but you're not Melissa Ford I can't help her then I don't know what to do trust me when I say it's okay it's not like I got a bunch of niggas in my building it's not not like that.
That was the white side. Oh, my God.
That was fucked up. That's not what I mean.
It's not what I mean. That was the Jessica side.
You guys know what I meant. You're talking about you have some, so they are hard workers and they pay on time and they don't give you any trouble.
What I meant is it's not like I've got fans in my building. No.
So you consider your fans niggas? Oh my God. I just want you to clean it up.
Just clean it up real quick. You know what I meant.
Okay. You know what I meant.
But they don't give you any trouble though. I have families.
Got it. I have families.
You're saying niggas don't make families now. Oh my God.
Niggas is broken homes. No.
It means that these people do not give a shit who I am. You take Section 8? Not in my building right now, but I'm not against that at all.
Of course you're not. You get to the bag, girl.
Yeah, I'm not against that at all. You're not the latchkey kid anymore, yo.
You got money. Let that shit go.
You an ish like that, niggas, let it go. You don't need section A.
What? She don't need section A. You think Mel, you can handle it because you from where we from.
She will catch a heart attack. Stop saying that, yo.
Mel will sit in front of her steps and cry. That is discriminatory.
That is true. It is.
You are discriminating. I am.
I am. Mel will not be able to handle Section 8 niggas.

Niggas will walk all over Mel.

Mel will have to have some niggas show up.

Niggas will walk right past them.

Even if it's not blacks. Let's say white people.

Hey, shut the fuck up, Karen.

Get out of my steps. At that point

I would probably hire a management company.

Just because it would take a little

bit more than I would

probably be able to give. Just with all my other endeavors.
How would you handle it? What? Section 8. He loved it.
I've had Section 8 tenants who could eat off their floor and they trouble free. So I don't...
The people being on Section 8 don't mean that they're a lower class citizen. True.
That's true. All right, so now, how would you handle...
How would you handle the asshole Section 8 person that he talking about? I've had tenants that are not section 8. That's asshole.
How do you handle the assholes, Ish? That's what we want to know. When a nigga telling you fuck out of here.
They don't do that to me. Yo, it's COVID.
I ain't got to pay the rent. Fuck you.
Because you threaten them, right? They don't do that to you because you threaten them? You and Corey and your other three friends come to the stairs like a mob? Fuck the role with y'all niggas. I don't do none of that.
Yes, I do agree with Ish. Sam, I let the court handle all that shit.
I do agree with you, Ish. Not everybody on Section 8 is, you know.
Of course not. I do agree with that.
I'm trying to get me some Section 8. I'm talking about the niggas that's leaving the Bronx, that found a plug, a Melissa Ford plug, and using Section 8 to get her bill to the niggas.
I am not the plug. Some of the niggas.
It's all right, Aki. I don't want no smoke.
All right. Shout out to all the Section 8 people out there in the world.
For sure. Shout out to y'all.
And if you have a plug. Yeah, I love y'all.
If you have food stamps too, I'm buying them. Fact, but for the half.
Yeah. Not the bullshit y'all doing now.
Not on the dollar. Yeah.
Yeah. What's the bullshit? They've been $6,500 since I was a kid.
We've been $0,500. $0,500.
You had different things. They've been $6,500 since I was a kid.
$5,500.

You had different fiends.

Oh, wait, wait.

You trying to say niggas that get food stamps are fiends?

The ones that sell them?

Don't fall into this.

The ones that sell them are not fiends, nigga.

That's true.

You got it. Oh, yeah.
Uh-oh. This nigga big with the hoes or something, my nigga.
Shit. Man, I'm talking to this motherfucker, nigga, how hard we really motherfucking is in this bitch.
Know what I'm saying? Fuck, nigga. Shit, man, don't fuck ass kid gone, nigga.
Fuck me out the club, nigga. That don't mean nothing, nigga.
I'm gonna fuck this nigga up, my nigga. Shit, let me show this motherfucker how hard this shit really is.
Nigga, fuck your balls, nigga. So I'm outside of the club and he think I'm a boss So I go to my loaded tank 9 that's open the trunk I told him motherfucker I ain't never scared I ain't never scared I ain't never scared I ain't never scared I ain't never scared Let that chopper go To your melon Metaplasma is oozing out of your cerebellum A PIGGAAAAAAA Fuck nigga, now you're swelling We talking hard, cold, now eat ya little bitch, and they running scared, dumbass

Bigger nigga, cause I put the heat to his um, uh, heel bigger

Now on that train, and oh, some of the days, my pistol getting burst in our knees, and up the knees, and up the knees Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, up. We are here to represent for you.
Nigga, shout out to Parks on the board. But I just want to 6, 5, whatever the fuck you want to call us.
How many is here we here? We all here to turn up. We all here to represent for you.
Shout out to Parks on the board. I just want to say, nigga, turn the volume all the way to fuck up.
Look at me. Turn your volume all the way to fuck up right now.
Flip something in the crib. I know it's cold and you may catch pneumonia, but roll your windows down.
Put the heat on. Put the fucking sunroof open, nigga.
Look out the window,

point to the driver next to you, and put your motherfucking middle fingers up,

because we don't give a fuck.

Let's play. Who don't know bout me? Bitch, I'm a show with it.
Yo, make me pop that trunk to the left, bitch, I will go get it. And I ain't selfish, I will let you and your old filly.
Won't catch me sippin', no no quiz, and got a cold billy. It's Jean Blur's 8-time, all liquor sippin'.
Coming straight from the gutter. Toadag a motherfucker, leave him under a cover.
Lil Jon, he dropped a beat to make it bounce like rubber. Sean Paul told the heat to make it mugged, then slug it.
If we don't give a damn, we donged and slugged If we don't give a damn, we don't give a fuck If we don't give a damn, we don't give a fuck If we don't give a damn, we don't give a fuck If we don't give a damn, we don't give a fuck Those guard, no shit, it must be no shit Those guard, no shit, it must be no shit Those guard, no shit, not gonna do this I'm not gonna do this I'm not gonna do this I'm not gonna do this I'm not gonna do this Rich what? What is this, yo? What is this? I used to think about me Two days You know like Do You know, like, do you love me? This your old man. Do you want me? Are you going to call me like you said you would? Is this really your real phone number? Oh, man, I feel good.
Listen, please. Get money.
Oh. New money Niggas wanna jake, sit tight, no slick, just bottle Cadillac Throw some Ds on that The gang is all here.
Whoa. What's that? the commercial Let it go Okay You sure? Yeah I'm sure Shout out to the prospects Thank you for keeping the lights on Yep.
Look at all these coons. Gans.

Gans, say your soul.

Say your ass.

Gans.

Maybe not soul.

Yeah.

Okay. Just some ass.

Okay.

Oh, just a little ass.

Wait.

Just a little ass.

Damn.

Just a cheek.

Just a cheek.

Damn.

Welcome.

Welcome.

Welcome.

We are here.

We are happy to be here.

We are happy to be with all of you.

You seem surprised that I know any of those songs.

That was her era.

She might have been in some of these videos.

Facts.

No, that's past my era of doing music videos, but I was...

Outside.

You go outside, for sure.

No, I was working at Sirius.

So, like, I...

Yeah, I was like...

I didn't know you were...

What'd you do at Sirius?

Sirius.

Sirius Radio. Sirius XM.
I was going to say, What'd you do that Sears? Sears Sears radio Sears XM

I'm gonna say

Dan you fell down

Bad girl

Sears you get money

The one in Brooklyn

The big shit

Sears XM

Okay

Yeah I used to

I used to be like

A radio personality

On channel 50

Hot Jams

I didn't know that

I never knew that

Who was your co-host?

It was me by myself

Oh shit Yeah Wait wait wait What time, though? Did you DJ too? 2 to 3 a.m.? No. 2 to 3 a.m.? No, it was during the day.
What day? Like, every day. What's the time slot? It's very important.
The time slot, I think it was like 1 to 4 or some shit like that. Oh, okay.
Oh, shit. Hold on, Melissa Ford.

My bad.

I thought you were like 3 a.m.

Yeah, it worked.

No, no, no.

Hello, this is Melissa Ford on 59 Jam.

Bringing you the sexy heat.

Yeah, bringing you the sexy heat.

She turned the volume up.

Okay, right now we have fucking Little John and the East Side Boys.

That's hilarious.

Reading the paper.

But did you enjoy some D's hilarious. Reading the paper.

But did you enjoy some D's on that bitch?

Yeah.

Did you enjoy doing that?

Yeah, it was cool.

That was actually where I met Angela Yee.

So that was like 2007.

Nice. So we've been friends ever since then.

Shout out.

Shout out to you.

And that was, I met a whole bunch of people.

Yeah.

Like everybody worked up there.

DJ Envy worked up there.

Cypher Sounds worked up there. And being serious, everybody used to come for interviews.
Nice. Like, so when they would go on one show, they would probably do 20 shows.
They'd hang out and just go from studio to studio to studio. And so I ended up interviewing, like, a lot of really dope people.
Like, there is the fishbowl in Sirius. It's like the studio that has all glass around it, and you can see it from the upper level, so people come and watch really big performances or interviews.
And I interviewed Mary J. Blige in the Fishbowl one time, and all the Sirius execs and everybody.
Shout out to Mary. It was a good experience.
I was there for about two years. Then you got fired? No, I moved to L.A.
Oh, God. All right.
Shout out to you, Melissa Ford. Thank you.
I mean, you surprise us every day. You need a book.
Every day that you surprise us. You need a book, Mel.
You should write a book. You should really write.
I'm not even joking. It's time.
If Superhead got a book, you sure can get a book. Nigga.
Stop. I would read Melissa Ford's book.
Thank you. That's what I...
Without the salacious shit, I would still... She lived a fucking crazy life.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, word.

You narrating yourself?

I would definitely narrate myself.

And guess who do the audio version?

Melissa Ford would do it herself.

I would do the audio version myself.

We know.

We know.

We know.

We had a little tidbit of...

Like, I did a little something like that

earlier this week.

I invited y'all, but it's okay

that you guys didn't come.

Wait, what'd you do?

Wait, I didn't get invited. I put it in the group chat.
We don't read the group chat. Yes, y'all do.
You didn't make it the clearest. We were all in the group chat last night, determining that Joseph was not going to be here today.
No, no, okay, we don't read the group chat when you put things in there. Okay, well, that sucks.
I'm playing. What did she do last night? I'm not in that group chat.
I removed myself from all type of group chats. So y'all knew since last night Joe wasn't gonna be here? Yes.
Okay. Why aren't you in the group chat? I don't know, because I'm against everything.
He's disrupted. You're a rebel.
I'm a rebel. I feel like you should be in the group chat.
Mel and... I'm not in the group chat.
You have a green bubble. Green bubble, yeah.
You invited us where? You fuck it all up. I was at Ludlow House the other day.
What the fuck is that? Come on, you say names. I don't know.
Sorry, Ludlow House is part of the Soho House conglomerate. Oh, okay.
And it's on the Lower East Side. Is it the lower tier of Soho House? No, it's definitely not.
No, it's not. It's all premium.
Alright, look, go ahead. Go ahead, nigga.
Green Lantern and motherfucking what's that nigga? Cyborg? The entrance is so nondescript that you would walk by it. It's so secret entrance type shit.
It's fly. What did you do there? So they have an event every single month called The Art of Storytelling where they invite somebody to...
I don't see this in the group chat at all. I wasn't going to say nothing.
I'm looking right now. My new thing is just a let me out.
Fan. Oh, okay.
Lolita. I'm going to find it.
It's there. It's in the group chat.
Oh, sure. It was the other group chat.
The other group chat. Check the DM.
Oh, okay. All right.
Definitely don't check that, by the way. So story time.
So you're just reading the stories to a bunch of adults? No. Hello, y'all.
I'm Melissa Ford. Welcome.
Dickory dickory. Niggas is only there to see how...
One fish, two fish. Niggas is only there

because you look good.

That's it.

Because if you were like

resusion, niggas would not

be in Soho House, nigga.

We'd be outside.

No, Soho House is fly.

There's a lot of people

go to Soho House,

Ludlow House, Dumbo House.

Dumbo House.

It's just fly.

That's like a secret society, right?

No.

It's a membership only.

I don't want to say club, but... Yeah, social club.
It's a social spot. So what'd you read? No, I didn't read.
It was the art of storytelling, so I was being interviewed in front of a room full of people. Oh, shit.
See? See? Look, lines. That's karma.
Oh, shit. Karma to bust you.
Yeah. And to bust you if it's good? You like that shit? Yo.
Yo, what's up? What's up? Right? What's up? I'm not being rude. See, that's the problem with you.
I'm not being rude. I'm just saying.
I'm just gonna put that right there. Okay, yeah.
Whoa! Yep. Okay.
No. 30 piece.
I saw it all. Okay.
There you go. Anyways, it was good.
It was fun. I swore that I invited all of you, but, you know, next time.
Okay, next time. Next time.
It's good. We'll be there next time.
It's good. For the book launch.
Yes, there you go. For the book launch, where I will read chapters.
Okay, okay, Mel. All right.
Hickory dickory doc. How was your week, my brother? Good week, man.
Happy to be here. I love y'all.
Appreciate y'all. But, yeah, it's been a good week.
You don't have to. Wait, stop.
Stop and explain your week, nigga. Stop giving compliments.
How was your week? Don't compliment us. Okay, we know you're happy.
We're happy you're here. Holy shit.
How was your week, nigga? I'm a fire. We just talked last night, and you gonna play crazy? I am.
Because you're too cool. It's just me.
Good week, though. Been doing interviews, doing my run-arounds.
How many million you made this week? Stop. That's hate.
That's hate? We got him. To say you made a million or two this week is hate? That's hate, too.
Damn, I had to be a million or two. What if he made 10? I could walk right through River Park and get kidnapped.
I said how many you made is what I said. Not a one.
Don't make too many. They offering niggas that's up here.
That's up-up. I see.
Yeah. We'll see that, but we'll get into that in a little bit, man.
Parks, you were good? I'm chilling, yeah. Busy week.
Regular shit, studio, studio, studio. That's it.
Working on J. New shit? I'm not, but...
Oh, God! We're out! P-A-R. Real quick, I know that, you know, there's important news out there.
We outside this weekend? Tonight? Yes. No, no.
Yes. I am not outside.
But before we get to the important news, how far does popular privilege go? Far. Far.
How? Very far. Far.
And what's popular privilege? Sort of like pretty privilege. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, that's exactly what it is.
Similar. So now we're mixing pretty with popular? No.
You can be popular and not be pretty. I have popular privilege, but I ain't gonna get the same shit.
And you ain't pretty. Exactly.
I ain't gonna get the same shit. Niggas are still leading me outside the fucking door, nigga.
I think you're pretty flip. Popular privilege can go other ways, though.
Huh? I've been the recipient of some... Or the beneficiary of some popular privilege.
Oh, yeah? Really? Tell me. Yeah, I was telling the guys earlier, shit, when I got my new spot that I live in, I ain't put no application in that.
As long as he found out, he was like, oh wait, this is your show? Oh, yeah, and you can, you got it. Same thing with me when I got the creative.
Oh, shit. Really? The crazy shit was, I didn't even, I don't, I never leave with the show.
I didn't have to show no big statements. Nothing.
I ain't show up. I thought I had to make up some shit.
I made up some shit. I was ready.
I had my shit. Yeah, I had my shit ready.
I had to make up some big statements and shit. I'm like, yo, you don't need.
I was kind of tight. You don't need.
He was like, wait. He said, what do you do? I said, I'm in broadcasting.
I always say that. Because people don't understand what podcasting is.
And he's like, okay, where can I find your show? And I said, well, you know, I listed everywhere the show was at. He sent me a screenshot back and was like, is this it? I never said the name or nothing.
I didn't even... I was like, yeah.
Oh, okay, yeah, you got it. Wow.
Cool. Good looking.
looking. Wow.
Good looking, dog. Do you have popular privilege? You've been popular your whole life, ain't it? Tell him.
Like when you go to Wawa. When does the last time he paid for coffee? He got an unlimited credit at Wawa.
Big facts. Face card.
You do? I mean, for free coffee, yeah, but not for nothing else. So you haven't paid him in Man Long? Should I hit him with Little Batman? Man Long.
Big Batman, for sure. They know who you are.
They know the show you want. Nah, they just, they see me all the time.
Home Depot. I don't get shit for free.
We didn't say free. We said privilege.
Do you get to skip the line? We just said privilege. You never got into anywhere free because you're you? The spot we go to, you park on the sidewalk next to the door.
Like you hove. Atlanta and VestFest, like you wasve.
You know what I mean? That's got crazy. I'm just saying.
You be on some of the popular privilege. I said, yeah.
Everybody knows what popular privilege is. It's been around forever.
What you park in, though? When you cut the line at the club, that's popular privilege. That's a fact.
When you walk around security, that's popular privilege. All of that.
And that was niggas back right there. They don't pat you down, that's popular privilege.
Facts. Back when they were charging niggas for the hats, and you ain't had to worry about none of that, popular privilege.
Man, when did you realize you had pretty popular privilege? You got this shit. I have to know.
When I was at the cleaners. No, because male shit may be on a different level that we can't fathom.
That's true. Male shit may be like I walked in the airport and I ended up on a private jet.
Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, male stories is lit. Like, she's just cool.
Niggas fuck with Melissa Ford. I took a private jet to motherfucking Timbuktu and I just chilled.
Like, what's going to be, you know, give us some pretty privilege or popular privilege that you experience. She's so engulfed in it that she don't even know how to think about it.
I was really trying to find a diplomatic way of saying that. And I don't, and no shade, no ego, no nothing.
It's just like, I couldn't tell you when. What life is without it.
Yo, laugh at them ugly bitches. Hey, you ugly bitches.
You bitches that be hating on my show, hot balls and laugh at them bitches. Look, look, look.
You bitches don't got pretty privilege, right? They got away in the back of the line, nigga. They got to send their texts on their phone.
Are you coming outside? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yo, I'm outside right now.
I'm on the sidewalk. That shit is embarrassing, son.
Yo, I had to do that before. Yo, that's still popular privilege.
What, to text somebody? Yeah. No, you're supposed to text before you get in the front.
I'm not disagreeing, but what I'm saying is that's still popular privilege. You could text a nigga and the line is down to motherfucking 33rd Street, and they just come out and be like, yo, him or him? Yeah, come on.
That's popular privilege. Bitch, how long does it take? Yeah.
Depending on how popular you are, it may take long. A nigga may just come out to go find some bitches and see you by mistake.
Oh, you text me.

Oh, when?

That's what I'm talking about.

Nah.

Nah.

You got it.

I had that shit habit on the flip side where,

yo, yeah, we got you straight.

You pull up, and now you sitting there looking stupid,

and you can't reach the nigga inside.

Oh, that's the worst.

Like, yo, dog, I'm at the door.

Nothing.

All right, you know what?

I'm going to go home.

We'll go ahead home.

No, boy, no.

Where do y'all want to go?

So let's go. That's the worst.
Yeah. Like, yo, dog, I'm at the door.
Yeah. Nothing.
All right, you know what? I'm going to go home. We'll go ahead home.
No bueno. Where do y'all want to go? Let's start with shit.
The antithesis of popular privilege. That shit didn't work out so good for homeboy.
God rest his soul. Now, how are we approaching this topic real quick? Because there's two ways.
Flippish. It's the flippish way which I find to be very Nintendo 64-ish, GoldenEye-ish.
What's that shit called? It wasn't a golden gun though. That was Metal Gear Solid.
Metal Gear Solid. We can do it the mature way, Ian Dunlap.
No, let's do it your way. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Well, let's let Mel let us know what happened. Thank you, Mel.
There we go. Okay, right.
All right. So the CEO of UnitedHealthcare, his name is Brian Thompson, was gunned down in Manhattan on, was it Tuesday? Tuesday or Wednesday, whichever one.
Yeah. One day this week.
In broad daylight. Yeah.
In the middle of the street. So I believe it was like at the Hilton.
And for people who don't know New York or whatever, it's Midtown. It's 53rd and 6th Avenue.
You couldn't be any more ground zero than, I don't know, like ground zero. It wasn't necessarily broad daylight, but it was outside.
It was like, it was early in the morning. It was dark out.
645, yeah. It was dark out.
I couldn't tell from like the video. But the crazy thing is that I saw the full video.
I did too. I don't usually like to watch that shit, but that shit was going around.
It was unavoidable. You don't watch that shit? I don't watch people get killed on camera.
No, that's not my bag. Did you see the side? Okay, hold on.
Let me put back on my newscaster voice, and then I'll flip the fuck out. Okay.
So, Brian Thompson, it says, CEO Brian Thompson Killer may have left New York on the day of the shooting. I mean, like, duh.
And why wasn't his face covered all the way? And they got video of him, like, smiling. He was flirting.
He was trying to get some ass after the deed. Got an adrenaline rush now.
Okay, well, at this point, he remains at large, the killer of Brian Thompson, which is the CEO of United Healthcare. It's more than that, though.
Like, we watched that video. My man had a silencer on it.
That nigga had a silencer on his gun. He didn't approach dude.
He shot him from a distance. And then walked up on him.
Then he walked. He shot him and then walked up closer and then shot him closer.
It was a hit. It was definitely a hit.
I ran. I had a bike.
a bicycle stashed. Up the block.
I rode the bike

to Central Park

and I lost niggas

in Central Park

where I'm sure

there were no cameras at.

Nigga,

that's a professional hit.

Absolutely.

Let's start by saying

rest in peace

to the gentleman.

Rest in peace.

Yeah, that's more

than he's been getting

on Twitter

and social media.

I'm sure he'll get

some more here,

but let's start with some.

Okay, so what do we think the reason? It's above our pay grade. Yeah.
Okay. So we're going to leave that part alone.
I don't want to put the tinfoil hat on. What do you think? Let's put it on.
Why do you think that he was targeted? They said that he was supposed to testify or did he testify? There's been a lot of funky shit happening with UnitedHealthcare and healthcare and insurance companies recently like just recently Anthem Blue Cross put out some kind of statement that they were going to they weren't going to pay for the anesthesia it was a limit on the anesthesia for the full length of surgeries and people that's insane they walked that shit back. They walk that shit back.
I saw your shit ran out. Tell me.
You got an hour. Yo, dog, nigga, just be waking up, been on some heart surgery.
We'll give you a shot of whiskey or something like that. Yo, no, that's...
Yeah, so I don't necessarily know if that was like a professional hit. That just could have been somebody who had like law enforcement background or military background.
That's what that could be. He was out there by himself on investor day.
No one else was around him. Wife wasn't there.
No colleagues. Clean getaway.
He had that shit on too. I saw people posting to me.
He had that shit on. He had that shit on.
Like what? Like bulletproof vest? No, no. Expensive ass.
Designer shit. Yeah, designer backpack, designer everything.
Oh, I didn't see all that. Blending right there in that area.
Yeah, that's a fact. You get what I'm saying? That's a fact.
Right in midtown Manhattan. You want to have that shit on.
I'm going to jump on a city bike and haul ass up to Central Park, my nigga. And this is the downside of AI too.
There's a lot of benefits, but when you turn down 90% of people who have claims, that was the thing. They showed UnitedHealthcare had the highest denial rate of all the insurance companies.
So, I don't know if there's a connection there, but... This seems like a professional job that's beyond someone that's just mad about getting denied.
I agree. And so supposedly they found something with the bullet that had some inscriptions on it.
Yeah, denied. I don't know how true that is.
I don't know, you know what I mean, if that is just cock sources. Let's find it.
Well, what I'm reading is police have collected video of the suspect all over the city, including subway, cabs, and a McDonald's. In each place, he paid cash, and he made sure to keep his mask on, which indicates to detectives that he knew he was coming to New York to commit the murder.
They were also able to find a surveillance image of the suspect without his face mask on, because he was flirting with a woman who checked him into a hostel on Manhattan's Upper West Side. Always a woman.
Yeah. He kind of looks like Jake Gyllenhaal here.
And not to cast any aspersions, I know it's the rumor going around that he's light-skinned. He's not.
Don't put that on a body black. No, he doesn't look light-skinned here.
No, but earlier today, that was their report initially. They said he was light-skinned.
Okay, so on the bullet, on the case, and it says deny, defend, depose. What? Deny, defend, depose.
He wrote that on the bullets? It was on the bullets, yes. Holy shit.
On the casings? Do we believe that? No. I don't know if I believe that.
Come on, bro. I don't.
Why not? Have you tried to write on a bullet before? You're trying to tie it to UnitedHealthcare insurance as opposed to... the other.
No, they say that written on the shell casings were the words deny, defend and depose according to police sources. Cool, so what that...
I'm reading this on ABC News. What that does...
It's not clock sources. No, what it does is deflect from the real reason.
They're giving a reason why this happened. Ooh, there's more.
Ooh, wait, there's more. The words on the bullets echo the title of the 2010 book, Delay, Deny, Defend.
Why insurance companies don't pay claims and what you can do about it. Police are aware of the similarity and are investigating whether one possible motive is anger at the insurance industry.
Duh.

Like, what?

They just tried to throw niggas off.

Yes.

That's exactly what this is. That nigga did something to the wrong people.

They're going to steer people to go this way.

They sent Duel a message quite a few times

and he didn't listen.

But they were saying that he was involved

in some insider trading I read and stuff like that.

And I don't...

Listen.

For a publicly traded... Yeah, above our pay grade.
This is all above our pay grade. Trust me.
And I want to live. Yeah me too.
I'm chilling. They're not going to kill us.
They're not worried about us. He might have said the same shit.
I ain't going to kill me. But he was the CEO.
They had to off him but no rest in peace. But what I'm saying is that they're not after us.
We can say whatever we want up here. When's the last time a publicly traded CEO got killed in broad daylight? I can't think of one.
I remember the, what was the dude that got in the, he got stabbed in the bay somewhere or something like that a couple years ago. I forgot what the company was, but.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Was that health care or was that tech? And they put it on a scorn, I think it was a tech thing.
Yeah, it was tech. It was like a scorned lover is what they said potentially.
Rest in peace. Rest in peace.
You know, condolences to the family. They said all the other healthcare companies are taking down all their photos and information about the CEOs.
Yeah. Or you can actually just do right.
Yeah. You know, some fucked up shit is that people were posting pictures of the CEOs of other health insurance companies.
Oh yeah, it's too late. That information's bad.
They were posting it like, yo, just in case you want to know what this person looked like here. They did not.
Me too. I saw people saying, and just in case if you got some free time, here's my baby father.
I saw a lot of shit. Niggas are going to nick it up.
That's wild, yo. I mean, We can't really talk about what I want to say, but...
Can we? What? Is there anybody that you... No.
Is there anybody that you'd put a hit on? Hell no. No.
No. Melissa? Not at all.
Alright, fine. No.
Would you? You were going to ask the question. My answers neighbors.
Oh, shit. You can't put a hit out on them.
I wouldn't. I would do it myself.
Melissa. Melissa.
They might put a hit out on you. Okay, look, just in case anything ever happens to them, it wasn't me, okay? Oh, shit.
They still stomping them by your head? Yes, they are. They're making me crazy.
I don't think that you would be the slickest getaway person. You know, here's the thing.
They get mail in that interrogation room. While she's running, she'll slip all in the hallway.
Drop on the floor. She's going to get away.
She's going to forget her line, fuck up. That's where she's going to come back.
As much murder, death, kill shit as I watch, I will be a terrible fucking murder suspect. I would be the worst at trying to commit something.
You're going to tell. I would just be like, I'm sorry, the jig is up.
I did it. I did it.
Please have mercy on me. And then when they say 30 years.
I'd be like, alright, well, you know. Ice, help me.
I'm not saying no. Ice, help her.
It was Ice's plan. Yeah, let me develop a useful trade.
Yes, ma'am. You know, while I'm in there.
Nah, speaking of that, did y'all hear Thug's lawyer says he wished they didn't take the plea? No. Because Yat Gadi, the one who took it all the way through trial, was found not guilty on all charges.
So now you walk right out the door. I thought that at first, too, but...
If I was Thug, I would be like, I just want this shit to be fucking over. It's a risk that you can't really play.
Like, you're playing Russian roulette, my nigga. They open the door and say, yo, you got time served, which means you don't have to stay in that bitch another day, but you got to do probation.
Or you're looking at life. It's not worth the risk.
You know, if you're not just lawyer was saying he was confident we would win this. I'm extremely confident.
Don't take the plea. Guess what the lawyer does, though, is we lose.
Hold on, hold on. He goes home.
He goes home. For sure.
And at the same time, the amount of time... I think we get this Yagati resolution because Thug took the plea.
That's true. So now there's no telling that the case would wrap up this fast if Thug does not decide to take the plea.
That was the head. This is who he wanted.
And if he pled out and, you know, alright. Y'all ain't have enough information to tie him in.
How the fuck y'all gonna tie me in? A lot of times, probation is made for you to fuck up. Of course.
15 years. 15 years? You have to be disciplined in order to complete probation.
And, you know, I was on probation before. You know? How long? Five years.
Damn. And I almost fucked up a lot of time, but the last week of my probation, I didn't want to give a piss test because I don't smoke or drink, and I'm just like, nah, I'm not peeing.
I don't want to, and I was causing hell in there, and my mom was like, what the hell is wrong with you? Yeah, I don't understand you, dog. I know, but...
Especially if you know you didn't do shit. You're a week away from the end, and you know you don't smoke or drink, so it's going to come back clean, but you're just starting shit for the sake of...
You're just being rebellious for no reason. Just because you don't like being told what to do? Well, it's on brand.
That's number one. Number two.
You're talking about your life. On brand.
It's on brand. Let me ask you a question.
Number two, some people go the extra mile to piss you off. Let me ask you a question real fast.
You have to be disciplined. Had you failed at the probation, how much time were you looking at?

Five years.

When you say he was on five-year probation.

Yeah, I was looking at...

When you fail, you do five years.

No, no, no, no, no.

I was looking at...

Because that's like if Thug fails,

he don't do 15 years.

I was looking at three and a half.

He do 20-something years.

Oh, yeah, they made that step.

That's what I'm saying.

So what would he do?

Three and a half.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, three and a half.

Okay.

It was a gun charge, so three.

Okay.

Three and a half. But at the same time, is, when I was on probation, it's just difficult.
They have you wait all day. It's not made to be fun.
They be disrespectful. They make us disrespectful.
You know what I mean? I mean, the one in Queens was good, right? The lady was good. She understood.
And one of those people that, I know you a young man. I don't want to keep you here.
I don't want to do that to you. So just come check in every couple of months.
But when I got to Brooklyn. They was pee testing me.
And then after a while, I'm like, dog, I don't smoke, bro. And you always come back clean.
Like, I don't smoke. Like, I don't smoke.
So you doing this for nothing. Right.
After a while, that nigga just be like, yo, you got money? All right, bye. Go pay at the window, bye.
You have to pay every time you're with the probation? No. If you don't have the money here, they start threatening you.
Like, yo, I'm telling you. You be like, all right, I got something next to you.
It's nasty, bye. Go pay at the window, bye.
You have to pay every time you're into probation? No. If you don't have the money here, they start threatening you.

Like, yo, I'm telling you.

You be like, all right, I got something next to you.

It's nasty, son.

The probation system is fucked up.

Yeah, they don't care about money.

The probation system, but at the same time, it's like, with thug, I agree with you.

You can't take a chance.

For life.

Because you can't take a chance.

It's like Russian roulette.

You know what I mean?

What if he blew trial?

What if they were intentionally trying to railroad him?

And you got to think about this. The state kind of looks stupid in that thug trial.
They tried him for two years, came up empty. We're going kind of...
I think they still have a vendetta against him. Absolutely.
I'd fuck around and move to Arkansas somewhere and be minding my business, but you can't risk not ever seeing your children again. You can't risk ever seeing your family members again because your lawyer thinks that y'all got a great chance.
All the lawyers think you have a great job. That's a great point.
But the lawyer might have been correct. It's just a risk that you can't necessarily take when they open the door for you right then and then.
And like his reasoning, which completely made sense to me, he's like, yo, this has been going on two years. If I

decide to reject this and we still play this

out, this trial could go on for another

year. True.
I can't be

away from my people. Lawyer don't know where my son

is at. Lawyer don't know where my money is.

All of that shit. And Thug has already

taken losses, like personal losses

with family and shit like that while

locked up. So it's like, dog,

I'm away from my kids. I'm away from this.
Yo, let's, yo, let's just get this shit over with. Sure.
I do understand. Sometimes, I mean, you know what it is, though, is that, and it sounds crazy when a mother's safe, but sometimes it's necessary to sit down for a little bit.
Sometimes sitting down can save your life. Clear your head.
Yeah, it can save your life. Sometimes it's, yo, sometimes it's necessary to sit down.
Like I said, you clear your head, you see, sometimes pressure allows you to open your mind and realize the shit that you've been doing. Pressure meaning that somebody telling you what to do.
Pressure meaning that you gotta wake up and go to sleep at a certain time. You know what I mean? It humbles you.
Yeah, you're arrogant. You know what I mean? Those white boys up there, no disrespect, those up there, like, fucking, we talking about Ramadash and all them other niggas up there, them strong ones.
They don't give a fuck who you are. Bro, my man.
They would choke the shit out of you, fuck you up, spray you with water, all type of shit. They not playing with you.
It's a South Jersey prison that everybody and their mother come back talking shit about. They said the white boys be flipping their lip down.
They KKK tattooed in their lip. They don't give a fuck about what your street reputation is.
We'll murder you in here, nigger. Nigger, hard ER.
Nigger. We will murder you in this bitch.
All right. That came out too clear.
When you're in a position about you on your block, you the man and shit like that, these niggas are sending your ass to the woods where life is different. That shit don't matter what your reputation was on your block.
So a lot of times your arrogance and your bravado, your gung-ho attitude, that shit changes when you go sit down for a minute and you realize, yo, I was moving a little reckless. I was taking shit for granted.
Why do you think Doug

ain't put out a record yet since he been out?

I mean, didn't he just

got out? I don't know.

Been like a month? I mean, I feel like

he's just kind of like getting recalibrated

to life back on the outside

and family

and, you know, enjoying

his woman who's stuck by his side,

his kids. I think that

two years inside really would,

like we've been saying, help you to really reprioritize. I know.
Do you think he can afford it, though? A thousand percent. A thousand percent.
Forget about what's in his own bank account. Just the fact that, you know, he's just like, he's Atlanta's son.
Everybody's probably going out of their way

to support him in every way, shape, and form.

You know, so. And we know

his girl is happy.

Tell me what you think. I don't know about that.

They was on trial for two years, dog.

You're looking at Rico.

They was trying to give you life.

Them attorney fees add up.

You think it was 7%? And I don't know

this to be true. I don't know these jokers' business, but he might have been paying for a lot of his team's attorney fees.
It's possible. Yeah.
But niggas gave him bread. I know Drake gave him a million dollars.
But not just that. You don't think on the music side, the motherfuckers that just would be looking to make music with him would cover that.
And I don't think it's going to cost Doug no money to get in the studio right now. No, nobody said that.
He's saying can he afford not to go. Oh, I thought you said can he afford to.
Okay. Like, yo, Doug, no.
He can get a free studio. Yeah, that's why I'm like anywhere in the world.
I'm talking about him not putting product out. I think he's been in the studio.
I think he's probably been active. And really got to get back in shape to record.
That's a good point. You sat for a minute.
You put out some shit. You got to get back in.
You can't just come in and drop. You got to go home, fuck all day.
Get inspired. Get inspired.
That shit lasts a week. And be clear.
Wait, hold up. Fucking.
Nigga, after doing two years, nigga, and not on no pills, not on no drugs, nigga,

he giving her that horse shit.

He giving her the horse drink on a lot of it, nigga.

He giving her the...

He giving her the...

She's like, oh, my God.

You know, this on stage shit.

We ain't seen Shorty since he came home.

Where have you been?

Oh, my God.

That's true.

Not on social media.

You know about that shit, you freak? You know about that shit? That nigga so stupid. When you got your laser shit together, nigga, you came back a new man? Nigga, you did that weekend at Rikers and went nuts, nigga.
Yeah, you know that. You did two years.
I didn't do a weekend at Rikers. But it's all right.
When you came back from getting your shit lasered, you was a new man. Because you give me that type of vibe.
Like, nigga, look, you see me. Walk around.
I'm going world. I'm not saying you walk around.
You was checking yourself out in the mirror. You picturing him checking himself out in the mirror? See, that's where I go.
What I'm saying is that we know the type of person he is. It's trying to be humble up here, but no, nigga.
When he get to the crib, nigga, he that nigga. He play 50 Cent, I'm the man, walking around the house.
Butt ass. Yeah, just butt ass, nigga.
The other thing about Thug, though, not dropping music. Remember, he has his content kind of got to change a little bit.
That's true. What he can and can't talk about.
So that right there could take some time and get adjusted. Yeah, I'm not used to rapping this way.
There's certain shit I'm used to saying that I can't say no more. It might take a minute.
You think? Yeah, nigga. If I've been doing it this way my entire career and I can't say...
The only thing you can't talk about is gangs? That's a lot. I can still bust a nigga head, drive by records, shoot them up.
I don't know if you can do all that. What I want to talk about gang activity.
Do I want to talk about any type of that if I'm on a 15 year probation anyway? Do I even want to play with them people? Yo, bro. I'm just asking you a question.
Back to risk versus reward. I'm not disagreeing, but I'm going to go get some clarity.
Listen, your honor, this is what we make money off of. This type of music.
I can't go make music about rainbows now. And you're going to the same state that's already mad as shit.
For embarrassing them. But that same judge was cool as shit.
She may get a different judge. She may get a different judge.
Like, yo, Doug, so I can't talk about butterflies and rainbows, Your Honor. Find something to talk about, my nigga.
Talk, talk that shit. Shout out to Thug.
For sure. Shout out to everybody involved with me.
It was a long trial. I was wondering how long would it have went.
I don't know any other trials that were that long. You know, maybe you guys know because you're older than me.
But it was extremely long. And I'm happy that he's home.
I'm happy that he figured it out. And it's just humbling experience, man.
Like, him staying off the internet, him chilling, is showing that he's learning and understanding. Because at first when he was coming home, he was using his account, tweeting shit.
I don't know if it was him. But yeah.
You mentioned jail. Ian, you might have some better information.
No, no, no. You might have some better information from our jail insider no not even not even not even because i i see the the hulk tour girl did something with a meme coin and i see people talking about jail and all this other shit so could you break that down to me because it looked like a smart idea at first hell of a rug pull um she put out a meme coin anybody who invested in it, why? Is that like an NFT? I don't even know what a meme coin is.
Similar. Like a Doge coin? Doge.
Yeah. That's a meme coin too? Pepe.
All coin. All of them shits is meme coins.
I never bought into them shits. Smart move.
They like the Kmart version of Bitcoin? Pretty much. Okay.
And I'm not mad at her for the hustle. I think if she would have stayed with it, she would have made a lot of money, but she fucked up where she took all the money out of it.
And there's been a few of these that have happened ever since XRP's taken off, Bitcoin's taken off. Y'all have to be careful.
But the part that's really tricky, because it's more regulated now, they're looked at as securities. You can't just take your money away and rug pull all of your investors.
So let me ask you a question. What type of...
The person that does that, would they be facing some kind of time? Given... Well, there's a legal case against her now because a law firm came forward.
She'll have good representation. She'll probably get a fine and do no jail time.
But for other people... Some people have done four or five years.
Because the banks have came

in and took over crypto, they're not

going to let these examples of

fraud happen like how they used to

maybe 80 or 70 years ago.

Oh, okay. Yeah, so.
So you'll probably pay

a $100,000 fine, apologize.

Wait, hold on, hold on. Slow down.

Because I read how much it made.

How much

it made?

It made some money. And the market

cap... Yeah.

Thank you. Because I read how much it made.
How much it made? It made some money. And the market cap...
Yeah. $100,000 fine and apologize and go home? How much did it make, yo? Millions.
How many do you think? Millions. But she didn't walk away with that herself.
Oh, okay. All herself.
Okay. Like $ Like 50 million? Over 20? No, no, no.
It was a few. I just, I, I, I.
Yo, we're going to have an us coin. That's a nigga.
I'm hearing it. What are you whispering for? You know the game, nigga? Yo, we're going to have a Red Panda Ish coin.
Can we do that together? I'm not going to be involved in it, but if we're holding it, I think it would be valuable. You ain't got to be involved.
Just let me know how to do it. Shout out to JP Morgan, Vanguard, Meta.
Take your shit. Take your shit.
I like it. I like it.
You want to know what boggles my mind about this girl? This guy, yo. What's that? Hate.
It's not hate. All day.
She's popping. Capital H.
Yeah. It's not hate.
I swear to God. I am, I am, I am.
What makes you hot and bothered about her? Oh, God. Cute.
Well played. Very, very cute.
No, I'm just like perplexed by this. Why? People love celebrities.
No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no. Hold on.
Forget the, fuck the popularity. So she's walking down the street of wherever the fuck she's from.
Where's she from? Memphis? Nashville. Nashville.
Okay. All right.
And somebody catches her on camera and she says, Hawk Tour. And then where the fuck does the team come from? It wasn't instant because she asked him a couple of times to not take it down.
To take it down. So it wasn't instant.
No, no, no. But what I want to know is how did we get from there, from that moment to her sitting on fucking Bill Maher, to her having a podcast, to her having this opportunity.
Where did the team form around her? She didn't have a team. Once your popularity starts to take off, now you start to go get things that are a necessity.
People see a value to you now. If you've never been in it, how do you know how to? That's what Bill Maher was telling her.
That's what I'm trying to say is because you have never been in the industry, you have no level of sophistication, you're going to be, I understand, like being viral and you getting hit over the head with all these offers and people saying, oh, I want to do this for you. I want to do that for you.
But then how do you like go through everybody if you don't know who everybody is and and what they're offering? A lot of people are sharks and snakes and they can take advantage of you. How do you think a rapper finds a manager? How do you think a person in the industry? People find you.
You've been in the industry for a long time. It's going to be trial or never.
Corey might say, yo, I can make you big. Bigger than everybody.
A lot of people will be promising to do that and they're really just not. Somebody could reach out to her that has a track record.
You could say, oh, this person... I could put you up here.
I've worked with ABCD. The person that got her in front of Bill Maher might have said, yo, I got you in front of Bill Maher.
That's fucking amazing. I got you in front of Bill Maher.
You are sitting down in a one-on-one with Bill Maher,

and Bill Maher is now saying, you need

to capitalize off of this 15 minutes

of fame. Y'all dissed him for saying it.

And you know

what that person... She got a meme coin.
Look, that

person that got her in front of Bill Maher, you know what he's saying

to the next one? Hey, I got the Haktua girl in front

of Bill Maher, so I can take you here. What's her name?

Haktua girl. Haktua.
Haley Welsh. Her name is Haktua.
Oh, wow. Yeah.
You would know. She took four of them.
You ain't gonna beat the allegations either. It's not about that, but here's the thing.
Don't reach out to her to get a one-on-one. Here's the thing.
Wait, sorry. Long-form content.
That was hate. That's hate.
That's why she poppin'. That's hate.
Here's the thing. Country girl, you know what I mean? The image is one way.
She come talking about spitting on dick. So it's like, oh, shit.
It was funny how she said it to you. Spit on that thing.
Yeah. So you're like, oh, okay, she a little freak.
Neither one of them will beat the allegations. She a little freak thing.
You know, we like a lot of vanilla in our coffee. Well, you like way more than us.
But she's a freak. What? So then now, she's skyrocketing.
Yeah. And the people, you know, one thing about it, what I notice about, and we don't want to admit this, but when white people see one of their own getting some traction.
It's a bigger market. A way bigger market than one of us.
And she's funny. Believe it or not.
She's entertaining as hell. When I went viral, I signed a deal with, what's this shit called? Unilad.
I forgot what it was. But I signed a deal with them.
And the deal that somebody else got was way bigger than mine, the percentage. And I had to go back and renegotiate.
I need an 80-20 split. At first, they wanted to give you like 60-40, shit like that.
But then when I found out, you know, you communicate with each other. More information.
More information, which is important. Damn, you're getting 80-20s? Yeah, well, now, yeah, I'm getting 80-20 now.
Damn. And residual.
But at the same time, it's like when they see one of their own popping and the internet is gravitating towards them, they're on their ass and they're going to give them all their resources to Melissa Ford. They're going to give them all their resources.
They're going to help them get to the top. Because they have a bigger market that they can sell it to as well, though.
And that goes back to my point. If she would have pulled her, she could have made millions of dollars off of this coin.
I was about to say, that might not even be true. What might not be true? Why do you think that's not true? Because they might be cracking her muffin and getting a 30-70 split.
They might be giving her all their resources, but all of our resources come with a big chunk of the pie.

Ain't no guarantee that she getting an 80-20.

She could be getting a 20-80.

She might not be getting an 80-20 because you're green.

You're green.

They take advantage of you in the first year.

But by her being a face,

it's making enough money to cover all that

when she's not affected by the 20-80 split.

She signed with UTA.

She's not getting no 80-20.

She's not getting fucked.

I don't know. She's making enough money to cover all that when she's not affected by the 2080s.
She signed with UTA. She's not getting no 8020s.
She's not getting fucked. People at UTA have been pretty fit.
Explain that. Explain with UTA.
It's a major major talent agency in LA. It's huge.
UTA, CAA, William Morris Endeavor. Like, those are the big ones.
Yo, hold on real quick. Why you always do that, bro? Uh-uh.
I'm giving you props. I said I thought you would know what UTA is.
You've been in this business for man long. I know what UTI is, nigga.
I got it. But I don't know what UTA is, nigga.
Cliff, I know what UTA is and you've been in this shit longer than me. I'm a part of SAG-AFTRA.
That's different. That's the UTA.

That's what I'm a part of.

A management agency.

An agency that pitches you to people or represents you. You could be signed to UTA.

You. Okay, thank you.

I'll look into it.

You guys trying to be funny. I'll make a

call for you.

Nah.

You're sticking to Night Fox.

Tell them to stop.

Signing to an agency means you gotta listen to somebody when they dubbed it. call for you.
Nah. Yo, he's thinking too nice, Fox.
Tell him stop. Flip, flip.

Sign in to our agency mean you got to listen

to somebody when they

true, that's what I'm saying.

I stubbed it.

Yeah, it ain't going to work.

I might get you a 30-20.

A 30-20?

Nigga, what the fuck

you talking about?

I look an idiot.

So where's the other 50,

nigga?

That means I got an ankle.

I look stupid, see?

I'm not saying.

See, that's how they get you I didn't know that But thank you for putting me on I didn't know that I mean it's looking bad for her now She is under fire Do you think she's personally responsible for it on. If I tell you to invest in something and it doesn't go well,

you're responsible for that.

But Ian, what about the people around her that's just using her as a face?

What if she was tricked?

What if she was...

You think the UnitedHealthcare person...

If these niggas gave you a gun and told you, go kill somebody,

you got caught killing them.

That's way different.

You always go to the extreme.

That's extremely, extremely different.

Not different.

Do you think that the CEO of UnitedHealthcare wrote the AI to deny 90% of people? No. But he's the one who took the fall for it.
So same with her. Like, if you're going to be the face and promote this shit and be public facing and brand ambassador, you know what your Q score is? Hey, man.
You got to take the other side of that. Yo, what's a Q score? Q rating.
You know what it is. I don't what it is.
I don't know what that is. Yeah, you do.
You don't know what a Q score is. It's when you walk in the spot and everybody go.
Yeah, likability factor. Your rating.
Your sliders. Don't you care? I don't know.
You learn something new every day, man. Word.
UTA. Q score.
C-A-A. We in the alphabets, nigga.
Yeah. Even Flip didn't know.
See? I don't know none of that shit. Flip been around.
You didn't know a Q score? No, what the fuck is that? You're talking about the shit that you, the bar, the Q code, the QR code, that you take a picture of, and bring it to menus? Nah, I thought you would know that. See? Exactly.
I did. We just said it.
Your Q rating is your likability and popularity factor. How popping you are.
How would you be able to find that out?

Where do you get the Q score from?

It would help to have an agency.

UTA, CAA.

Yeah.

Shout out to Christian.

Yo, stop shouting niggas out, bro.

Shout out to Christian.

Meta.

What?

The Christians?

The church?

CAA.

That's CAA.

Yeah.

Okay, shout out to them.

This nigga always want to be cool with somebody.

Shout out to them. These people I'm in business with.
There you go. Oh, you are? Shout out to the Raiders.
All right. All right.
Shout out to McCovey Myers. Shout out to the Dolphins.
Yeah, no doubt. Shout out to the Dolphins.
Yeah, keep going. Shout out to Flip.
We talked last night when we got to him. No, no, no, no.
Don't push me in that. Shout out to Imani J.
Shout out to J. Wads, my dog.
You know what I mean? I think that, yes, I think that I'm gonna go home And do some more research Because I need to be down With these companies I do We did some talking last night I mean that's a journey I've been on recently though Like traveling and shit like that And thanks to y'all I just want to expand your mind And be down with these companies And learn more man Information When you realize how ignorant you were... That's a gift.

You feel crazy.

That's a gift, though, when you really realize,

oh, shit, I don't know shit.

When you hit that moment, now it's like, all right, now...

But why are we comfortable in that position?

Because we think we know it all.

Because I was walking around like, I don't give a fuck, nigga.

I don't care. I am me and my mind.

But, nigga, I'm just a little fucking...

And then you realize...

This little dot.

I'm only going to get right here with that thinking.

When your associations change, too.

Thank you. of a fuck, nigga.
I don't care. I am me and my mind, but nigga, I'm just a little fucking...
And then you realize... Just a little dot.
I'm only going to get right here with that thinking. When your associations change, too.
Absolutely. So if you're the head of all your friend group, where you now come sit on the couch, not trying to be funny, where you now come sit on the couch and you're sitting on the couch across from Joe, it's a level to it that you haven't gotten to yet.
So now you've got to seek for information, level up to that, and then vice versa. And also being comfortable being out of your comfort zone.
Even when she lost that coin, I calculated what I could have made if I would have did a coin two years ago. I was like, fuck, I should have.
Did it the right way. So you won't do it now? No, I wouldn't do it now.
It goes against my values. But we can do a JVP coin.
No, we ain't got to do a JVP coin. Officially ICE.
What could I make on a coin? Yeah. Yeah.
Me and Ish could do a coin. Double-I coin.
We're going to do a double-I coin. Put the apology money to the side.
That nigga's a scammer. Who's scamming? Both of y'all.
Who's scamming? Who said it's a scam? Stop. Don't involve this nice man and see that shit.
Wawa. Wawa coin.
You niggas are great. I ain't gonna lie.
I think I would do the same thing. Aki coin.
All of that. Aki coin tough.
That's a good name. What's the steps into cashing out though? Like you said it's a process

so you can't just

press the button

and cash out

like go fuck me.

Yeah, you can't.

It's a long process.

It's a couple of steps.

You don't want to say that publicly.

No, because I don't want people

to fucking scam

and do the same shit.

But XRP,

Bitcoin,

Ethereum.

Shout out to you being

with Red Panda.

Yeah, but Bitcoin,

Ethereum,

ADA, XRP.

Yo, Flip, it's time for our favorite part of the show.

Hey.

Hey.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Joe was so kind to do the read for us, so I'm going to go ahead and drop that right here.

Yay.

There we go.

Wait, wait, wait.

Looking out for us.

Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, Hold on.
Damn. Hold on.
Yo. Gotcha.
You ain't got this shit. Yo.
You should know this shit in my heart. You can do it.
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We listen and we don't judge. How that works? Explain the game, nigga.
First of all, basically, I can pick each and every one of y'all and just say something about y'all. That's the game that I saw.
Something about y'all that I may have a problem with or that I may like. Because I want to switch it because a lot of you niggas take things too personal up here.
So I may say that something I may like. Why you looking at me while you saying that though? Because you the nigga that take things to personal list.
The personal list. We let some old shit go though.
It ain't been the same for a while. It ain't been the same for a while.
Y'all understand the game? Because you know I'm not good at explaining shit. Y'all understand the game though? We listen and we don't judge.
Every time I get in your car I be mad because I'm afraid of them pee bottles that you have on the fucking floor. Oh shit.
You be having a lot of pee bottles and shit in your car. You are sick fuck.
You listen say that back. You listen, you don't judge.
You got mad pee bottles. You got mad pee bottles.
And you got the big joints. You got gallons.
That means you're used. Yo, Puck, as much as you ain't wild, why are you? We listen, we don't judge.
We listen, and we don't judge. Okay.
It flip. Oh, there you go.
I'm going to need you to start giving JR his hoodies back. We listen and we don't judge.
Fair. Yeah, fair.
All right. Ice.
Yes. Sometimes when you be given a pound and your hand be bleeding, the blood be getting on your face.
And I be, I be going to wash my hands, but I don't do it in front of you because you my man. So, you know, I got to just hold it down.
You listen, we don't judge. You listen, we don't judge.
We listen and we don't judge. Holy shit.
Oh, shit, I got to go back? You should go. Oh, man.
Flip. Go to somebody else, man.
Are you supposed to do it back to the bar? Oh, man. Oh, oh, oh.
I don't know this fucking idiot. I don't know this game.
All right, skip me, man. I don't care about you.
Come on, man. You got to do it.
Anything. This nigga, yo.
Oh, man. All right, man.
Flip. What'd you say? We listen and we don't judge.
I ain't going to hold you, dog. I be wanting to give you my barber's phone number.
Oh, shit. You my man, so I just be letting you cook, but either commit to it or just cut this shit off.
Like, oh, man. We listen and we don't judge.
That's true. Flip, you the only nigga that ain't in construction, but keep plumber's crack.
Oh, shit. We listen and we don't judge.
Bitch, I do have a problem with you constantly doing events and family parties and not inviting any one of us to your family parties and come back and brag about it or not try to brag about it. You know what I'm saying? Because you look like you'd be having a good time.
I do have a problem with you leaving me outside and leaving me out your life. I remember that.
Thank you. We listen and we don't judge.

Ish took mine.

He did.

Okay, maybe not the plumber's crack,

but I was definitely going to say,

Flip, I'm going to need you to start wearing pants

in your actual size.

Because those last pair of jeans that you wore in here.

Ass out.

I just...

I can see your heart beating through them bitches.

I'm sorry. I saw things I can see your heart beating through them bitches.
I'm sorry.

I saw things that I shouldn't have seen.

Thank you, man.

I said with love. Thank you, man.

We listen and we don't judge.

Mel. Oh, shit.

Mel, Mel, Mel, Mel, Mel.

Keep it above board, motherfucker.

No, no, you can't.

We don't judge.

I'm tired of you coming in here like you work at Hooters. Put some fucking clothes on because if we look a certain way with Poe's snitch camera, we end up getting in trouble and look like niggas is lusting over you and you just be walking in front of niggas.
Can you please find another route to walk? Every time you got some shit on, you walk right in front of niggas in slow motion.

Hurry up and walk to the side or wait till one of us get up, okay?

We listen and we don't judge.

Okay.

Oh, E is here.

Oh, uh.

Jumped in right for this game.

I ain't gonna lie, Ice, I want you to stop trying to dye your beard, bro.

It's over.

Just let that shit stay natural. Let that shit breathe.
We listen and we don't judge. A-O-E.
Hey, you skipping? All right, we skipping. All right, go ahead.
E. Just going around.
Enough. Enough, bro.
You're not the... I'm tired of you coming here like you the heartthrob of the pod, nigga.
Like you the fucking smoothest nigga in the world. Like you get to it all, niggas.
A lot of other smooth niggas in here, nigga. Enough.
You try to cut your hair and thought you was cool. Like, we can still see through them fucking stupid ass curls.
You still have... Your hair is still see through, nigga.
And that's it. I'm tired of you coming here bragging and wanting to be Mr.
Oh, everybody love me. I'm every man for every woman, nigga.
Okay? Stop. Alright? And low-key, I don't want to introduce you to nobody.

Word.

We listen and we don't judge.

Who's next?

Ish. Ah, y'all niggas is done.

It's over.

It's over.

Thanks for the game, Flip. Nice attempt.

Y'all niggas, yo.

You're so hip with the kids are doing on the internet.

Yeah, it's the kids.

Yeah, the internet.

But I don't like the plumber's butt in it.

I don't like the jeans.

We don't like it either.

No one likes it.

Y'all sure that I be doing that?

We sure?

You should pause this.

My eyes don't be lying.

So why y'all niggas don't say nothing to me in real time?

We your man.

You want the little jeans.

What size you get?

32.

The wrong one?

Why should I get a 36, 38?

All right, so go to 42.

All right.

A 42, Chris.

No, you just said, hmm.

Wait, you really get 36?

I get 38, 42.

What?

You went from a 36 to a 42. I don't get 36.
And you do not get 42 length. You skip.
Yeah, word. What is it? It's 36, 38, 40, 42.
Yeah. Yeah.
So you get all four sizes? So you go within 36 and a 42. Within those sizes.
I don't have a 36. It's like 38.
Okay. And then I learned from Mel that my waist is up here.
Right under my belly button. I have my...
You got the low rises on. I have my waist computer.
Your waist start here. The clearance rack don't have all the sizes.
The low rise. The low rise to show your tramp stamp.
Mel tried to be nice about it. She said, yo, you know, that's not where your waist starts.
I thought I was killing it, too. And I was wondering why my pants be falling down.
That's your hips. They don't be falling, nigga.
You ain't pull them up. But how I'm pulling my waist, my stomach? You can't get them up.
Get your sides. And then they'll go up.
Your sides. Your sides, nigga.
But if it goes over my, that means there's a fucking gap. Nigga, what you talking about?

You get a fire.

I'm going to look like

one of those abuelitas outside.

Nigga, I don't want to look crazy like that.

Nah, nigga.

Don't do that.

Don't do that, right?

No, I kid.

Nah, don't do that.

So you're not supposed to wear...

No, Ish, you're not supposed to wear

your pants right here.

Talk.

Where you pointing at?

Hey, yo, this nigga belt me on his hip bone.

You know what I'm saying?

But your shit right here. You pointing right here on your hip.
Yo, I'm not. No, I me on his hip bone.
But your shit right here.

You pointing right here.

Yo, I'm not.

No, I'm not. Nigga.

Nigga.

Right here.

Right here.

Where the dent is at?

Yeah, the dent.

Not here.

Not here.

Yeah, that's where it was wrong.

That's where you're supposed to be at.

You're supposed to be right there.

Yeah.

I love flirting pants in real time.

Hey, I can't lift your shit up.

Pause.

Put your belt line and then put your stomach over it.

There you go. See? All right, hold on, hold on.
What are those? What are those? What size are those? Medium. That's not extra large.
That's not extra large. That's 38 Zara.
He's a large. You don't wear a large.
You don't wear a large. They JRs, you think? I think they're JR shits.
How you wearing JR pants? He taller than you. JR's tall.
And skinny. Nigga, JR for...
JR what? But he thought because he was taller that some of the length would add to... Exactly.
Width. Width, yeah.
Stretching his pants. He's fucking his shits up.
Am I? Don't get those back. A little bit.
He don't want them back. He don't want them back.
He don't want them. Just make those pajamas.
Hey, yo, here's... Word.
Christmas joints. Christmas joints.
All right, hold up. Long joints.
Hey, yo. Yo, shit.
Yo, they long joints. His jeans are too skinny to put some shit on top of them.
You good? You in a Christmas fucking mood with that sweater? You good? Chill, nigga. You cool? Can't wear skinny jeans because my nots don't fit.
So I should make these into long johns and shit? You should make them into... No.
Don't wish them anymore. Get rid of those.
Why? Nigga, these are not... Nigga, this is flea.
Nigga, stop. What's flea? They fire.
This needs to be a size up. Get a size up, bro.
Baggy is Yeah. No, the size up still won't be baggy.
It just be fit. Just get your size.
One up. No.
Nothing tapered. This nigga crazy.
Nothing tapered. Stack.
Stack. Straight leg.
Yeah, say something. Flea means fly? Yeah.
Yes. Okay.
We know the word flea may be traumatic to you, but you know, we mean... Stop.
Stop. Time out.
Not on Mel. Come on.
Stop that. Mel.
Mel. No.
Mel, you want to go back to what we're listening and we don't judge now? No, I'm going to let him live. It's all good.
Mel, flea, I want no problem with you, especially on a day like this. I need your help, because these niggas out here, they're against me.
So I need your help, okay? For real. Let's go back to when we first got signed, nigga.
Even though you renewed your shit without permission. Without permission.
Permission. Don't shake your head, nigga.
You know that's some bullshit that's going on. She renewed her.
I don't give a fuck. Was she supposed to get your permission to re-sign? No, I just want to be in the...
Let me ask you a question. Anything you want? How many contracts you signed since y'all been here? Modification.
Here? Modifications, updates. Amendments.
Yeah, we got your amendments. I don't want to talk about contracts right now.
Not details, just how many. You bought the contract up? No, I just said she just signed.
Three, three, four. Was she privy to any of those before you signed? You updated her first? After.
No, no. You got privy to hers after.
All right, let's move on. There we go.
Got you. Andrew Schultz.
Andrew Schultz. Oh, God.
Parks. He fired back at Kendrick.
Andrew Schultz fired back at Kendrick Lamar because Kendrick Lamar said in the record. Yes.
Kendrick Lamar said what in the record? He didn't really fire back at Kendrick Lamar. He fired back at hip hop.
But he fired at Kendrick. He fired at hip hop.
Kendrick said he was just like something about. Don't let no white comedian talk about a black woman.
That's law. Yes.
Are we for sure that he was talking to Andrew Schultz? For sure. Yes.
You know they say if the shoe fit, wear it. He wore the shoe.
Hit dog collar. I don't know.
What black woman did Andrew Schultz talk about? It was when he was on his podcast. Yeah, it was that podcast, those guys.
And he started talking about this trend that was happening on TikTok and Instagram where it shows how white men who married black women experienced a glow up. That was the reference point that he was describing.
And so it was like just a bunch of black women married to white men and you saw what they looked like before and after being married to said black woman they look 30,000 times better. And they credit their woman for upgrading them.
Okay, so but why, okay, wait, hold on. That's the origin of the joke.
That's the origin of the joke. It wasn't fucking funny.
It was fucking stupid. Wait, wait, wait.
That don't sound like he's disrespecting the black women. No, that was what the whole clip was, but he was basically saying, I mean, I think we should hear the clip.
We can find this joke. I don't have the old clip.
I have the new clip from what he said today or yesterday, whatever it was. I thought it was something about Kamala, but...
No, that was what it was in reference to. It was a couple months ago.
Anyway, this is what he said back. Like, first of all, Kendrick's people and the gang affiliate, everybody in his security, they will kill me.
They will destroy me. They'll find me in the street.
They'll do whatever. I'm not a tough guy.
But just Kendrick, I would make love to him. There's nothing he can do about it.
Just Kendrick Lamar, I would make love to him, and the only thing that he could do is decide if it's consensual or not. That's the only thing he could do.
If it's me and Kendrick, if it's me and Kendrick, no, this is about physics. It's about physics.
I don't even know if I'll get hard. But if we're in a cell, there's a chance that, if we're in a cell and we're bored and we done tattooing each other, whatever you do in the cell, and we ran out of board games and we did all the other things, We cleaned everything.
And I'm like, man, I might as well fuck you. That's the gist.
No, he said way more than that. Yeah, he went for a while longer, but it's a long clip.
I never even heard that part. The part I heard where he was like, yo, I'm dissing a black woman.
Oh, you mean hip hop. And he starts to go down the traditions of hip hop being misogynistic and anti-woman in certain instances and he just rocked on that for about 20 minutes.
Pause. It's like saying Nigga I can do it but you can't.
Yeah it's like saying we can say nigga but they can't. It still doesn make it right, though.
Shout to Alex. Shout to Shultz.
Love you dearly. Hey, yo, don't come up here with that.
I'm about to get on a flip. You can't say that you will fuck somebody black.
Like, if we're going to go back to Buck Break-In, certain shit should not, that line should not be crossed. I don't give a fuck if it was in jokes.
I'm not going to lie. It in jest.
It seems real hypocritical. It is very hypocritical.

It seems...

We're hypocrites.

Why?

Well, first off,

I didn't think the joke was funny,

but I do understand...

Agreed.

He's a comedian

and he does make jokes.

Yeah.

I've seen one side of people

speak and make certain jokes

and we allow it

and let it go forth.

And then we only seem to get emotional when it comes down to certain shit that affects us. That just doesn't play part to comedy.
Right. No, go ahead.
I just saw somebody in response to that posted the Dave Chappelle joke about Michael Jackson where he was like, the kids, I mean, a lot of kids, I want to go into details of the joke, but... up for and when that joke happened it was hilarious.
Like niggas laughed it was in his stand up No it wasn't, it was a recent stand up It was one of his recent stand ups. My thing is when a comedian is equal opportunity I respect that personally.
Just because you shoot at everybody. You don't pick and choose.
We bullshit. We just don't like Andrew Schultz.
That's not true. That's not true, because I say that nigga's funny.
You know I say my culture. I'm not saying you.
I'm talking about outrage as a culture. The culture, the community of people who are having an outrage, and I understand why you might not like him.
I think a big part of the outrage is because they solely just don't like him. I do think if another white comedian would have made that joke in a different way.
Bill Burr makes that joke, nobody's mad. I don't think no one trips.
I think they don't like him. I think he built his career off of him.
So here's my thing. I'm not going to say this.
I think that Billy Burr, I think that. Would have made a better joke.
He would have made a better joke. He would have made a 10 times better joke.
But I also think that Billy Burr, correct me if I'm wrong, I could be, is not necessarily as in tune with the hip hop demo as Schultz is. Correct.
That's why I think Schultz makes a joke. Education comes along with that.

So you might make a joke

unbeknownst to you

that it could be hurtful or harmful.

Right?

He is more in tune

with the hip-hop community, etc., etc.

So I think he should be more aware

of what lines to cross. What makes you think that Schultz is more in tune? Because everything that he does and speaks about, usually when he's coming, it shows that he's not in tune.
Because he sits next to Char. The proximity, the close proximity to the culture probably makes him feel like he is of the culture.
He talks about hip-hop topics. Bill Burr talks about playing the drums.
I think he don't make this joke if he's not in tune with hip-hop. He wouldn't even know Kendrick Lamar said a joke.
If Park said a certain joke, right? Park's is our brother. I know that Park's has more awareness about issues that we hold near and dear than some other white boy that I don't know that might have grown up in Elmira.
Right? So if Park says some shit, I might take to heart that I wouldn't take to heart if another white boy said it. And we like Park.
So that's my point. I said I might take it to heart and be offended.
You're personalizing the comedian based upon whether you know him or not. First of all, Bill Burr got his start from what I remember him, really first seeing him, with Chappelle's show.
So a lot of that was he was entrenched with a certain level of culture just from doing that show. I don't think he's just totally oblivious to hip-hop culture.
He might not focus that on his stand-up, but I don't think him and Schultz are light years ahead in culture. Gotcha.
I just think we find him to be more personable. We find him to be more funny.
We find him to... We like him.
Schultz is hilarious. Haven't I come in here and say yo, he's fucking funny.
When I say we, I'm not saying us up here. I'm saying just the general population just seem to have more of an affinity for him than Schultz.
Gotcha. So it's way easier to hear that joke and be like, or Gary Owens.
Right. You know what I'm saying? Here's the thing that I don't agree with you guys on.
The thing about it is Andrew Schultz sits next to Charlemagne and they speak about hip-hop. And while, okay, the joke may be just a joke, you're a comedian, but what I do is I hate when people who are not a part of our culture end up coming into our culture and then their true feelings start to come out.
We don't know that. I'm sorry.
Hold on. Hold on.
He started to say about how black men or how rappers treat their women. Right? That means you knew this and you felt this way.
You knew this and you felt this way. You're sitting next to Charlemagne.
He's been saying that on the show. He's been saying this on the show for years.
Well, I don't watch him, so I don't know if he's been saying that. That's part of the same sentiment for years.
So he's saying what? That black men or rappers beat their women? He's had the same take forever. If you guys do it, I can do it.
No, nigga, you can't do it. And that's the overall gist.
No, you can't. You think you can't do it because you think, no, this is beautiful.
The Jewish people are going to allow us to talk or make jokes about anything pertaining to Jewish culture or what they went through? No, they're not. They're not.
You're offended and you get canceled. So we're not going to let this guy.
That is a fact. Huh? He's right.
We're not going to let this guy sit down there and say, okay, it's a joke. I'd rather him address Kendrick Lamar and make jokes based on that.

But when you start addressing hip-hop and what hip-hop has did to the black woman and how we have not protected the black woman and start quoting quotes and shit like that,

then, nigga, you spitting in our face.

And also, I found the original clip.

I sent it to Parks for him to play if he wants to play it.

But, you know, the whole TikTok trend was called the black wife effect, just for specificity. But I found the clip for...
I'm not disagreeing with Flip. I think two things could be true.
Line or by phone. We can get any coffee, pizza for seven nights.
Mail. Oh, wow.
YouTube, shut up. I don't have premium.
Fuck that shit. Holy shit.
That was crazy. You just blow up the other culture.
Yeah, so you'll see a guy who's had a black girlfriend,

all of a sudden he's got buzz cut, like clean shape up.

Nah.

He's too close.

He's too close.

He's too close.

He's like that.

They shave their hair because they start losing it.

Because they're so stressed being around this black girl

complaining about shit all the fucking time.

That's why they gotta shave their hair.

Nah, bro.

White guys with black girlfriends, they grow a beard because there's more cushion when they get slapped the fuck out of them. I think the black girlfriend effect, hmm.
It might be a protective instinct, bro. You think? You guys, have you ever had black girlfriends? Yeah.
Have you ever had white girls? Yeah. Oh, wow.
Okay. What's your favorite? Who is he sitting next to? Third boy.
They're all black? Yeah. We love them all.
That means white. I guess to certain people, there's a thin line between truth and joke, right? I get Kendrick responding to that now.
Yeah. That's not what Mel said.
Mel said like there was complimenting the black woman. That's not complimenting the origin of the challenge.
I was not saying that the conversation was complimentary. What I was saying was what the trend was.
The trend was the black wife effect and how white guys look raggedy. And then when their black woman gets a head up, they swag them up.
That was the trend. And that's what on.
Gotcha. And then he's, so he's basically alluding to the fact that the reason why they get the buzz cuts is because the stress of dating a black woman makes them lose their fucking hair.
It's not fucking funny. That's what you're saying.
And then the beard is to cushion them from, like, physical abuse. Saying that black women are abusive.
And then these two yucky. Before you do that, let me just ask.
I'm not defending. I'm not defending.
But I have to ask a question here.

If a person, like fucking Family Guy or South Park, where they shoot at everybody, you get

what I'm saying?

I don't take them as a racist or nothing like that because, all right, now it's a black

joke.

Because they do that.

That's their form.

If someone's form of comedy is offensive, let's be clear. There are some offensive jokes that are funny, regardless of how you look at it.
If someone's form of comedy is being offensive and they're offensive to everybody, I don't have a problem with that. I got a problem with the person who singles out, I'm only talking about this over here.
Or I got a problem with the people that only have a problem when you talk about this over here. You're sitting next to one of the...
That's my beef with the last one. A big personality on the radio of New York, a known personality.
You're sitting next to him who champions black culture. That's number one.
So sitting next to him, he gives you a cosign. By even sitting next to him, you have a certain cosign and acceptance into the culture.
Second of all, it's like... You might not deserve.
You're cracking jokes about the black woman, which is cool, but I'm saying that if it was the other way around, we're not allowed to do that and we're going to get canceled. Of course.
We have to protect... We got to protect our culture.
That's how I feel. I don't feel like, I don't like what I just heard.
And when he said that. Me neither.
I don't like what I heard. Me neither.
And his response to Kendrick, I wasn't mad initially. Because I'm like, okay, you playing around with a comedian, he's going to respond.
But then when I hear how you really feel, how it rolls off the tongue, it hits different. You know what I mean? That's like having a friend, a friend that's been around you all the time.
If I have a white friend all the time and I'm judging him based off of one thing and then he just responds about all the negative connotations that black people deal with or that's attached to black people, I'm going to feel a way. Nigga, you always felt this way.
And you sat next to me pretending just because you had a goal in mind. That's how I would feel.
Can I, to go back to what you said about the acceptance and being allowed to be some level of a part of the culture. Who's to say that he ever wanted that? Big facts.
That's true. And I'm just posing that question.
First off, let me make it very clear. I don't fuck with nothing he said.
I don't think none of this shit he said was true. I don't fuck with that.
So you think it's just us being typical and accepting anyone? I think, I think, I think he took, I think he took advantage of a platform at a moment where he was not of the ilk and of the status of Charlemagne. He sat next to him and he somehow benefited and became just as big, if not bigger.
Hold on. Hold on, real quick.
The other part I want to say is

this is the confusing part for me when it comes to

shit like this. Because I want to allow comedians

to be comedians. But then when

comedians become now broadcasters and they

become media personalities, they start

to straddle that line of talking

their real feelings and hiding

it behind a joke.

So I'm very, like, I'm confused

to say, do I go ahead and hold

them to a certain standard? Because when is he

talking about his personal feelings?

And behind a joke. So I'm very, like, I'm confused to say, do I go ahead and hold him to a certain standard? Because when is he talking about his personal feelings and when is he joking? That's my confusion at this point.
Like, I want to give him that, I want to give every comedian the chance to really live in a comedy and do, because I hate that boundary of saying, yo, you can't make whatever joke. But when are you serious? Like, Shultz, is that really what you feel? Because if it is, say that and let's just keep it clear.
And then if it's not, then I have to just side on the side of comedy, which every comedian does. In this case, I would say be funnier a little bit.
Well, be funnier. That's the big problem with all this to me is lack of execution from a comedy standpoint.
I mean, all the shit he said is offensive, but I think he was trying to be funny. But it's not funny.
Now, my question is, what about the person that found it funny? I was about to say, yeah. It just might not have been funny to us.
It might not have been funny. There's comedians that people love.
And then I've watched the stand-up, and I'm like, this nigga is terrible. I watched that shit that you and Joe told me about.
The joint that Joe was telling us about. I had to turn that shit off.
After watching it, I'll see. I turned that shit off.
Anthony Jesslinick. You turned it off? I turned it off.
I did, too. After the fourth I'm going to fuck a 14-year-old joke, I was like.
Yeah. And it wasn't even like, the jokes are bad, but then when the crowd starts going, ah, it's like.
Yo, every joke that he told, the crowd was dying laughing. And he's making really disgusting, dark jokes about kids, about trans community.
Mostly about under eight. Fucking kids.
You can see his goal was I'm going to go to the extreme of being dark. He says gallows humor is the level of taking something dark and trying to find humor out of it.
I don't know when to tell Andrew, yo, shut your comedian brain off because he might just be in comedian mode no matter when he's talking. And I'm not saying that I agree with anything he said.
I don't fuck with nothing he said. But I also want to stand on the side of if you're a comedian and that's what you're doing, whether it's a good or bad joke, I don't want to be the person to tell you you can't make a joke.
I'm going to say this. We all up here say certain things.
Double standards exist. And they exist for a reason.
Everybody applies to them. Everybody benefits from them.
Some of us do things that are not beneficial, but we all accept them. And some of the things that people say out of their mouths, there's a double standard where...
You don't work the other way. Yeah, you can say it about yours.
You can't say it about mine. Man, I remember Monique doing stand-ups, killing skinny bitches.
Now, let a woman came out... And one skinny chick makes a one fat joke.
No, no, no, no, no, no. One fat joke.
You're absolutely right. I'm going to make it.
It was it. You're absolutely right.
You ain't getting no form right away. There's some people that can get away with a certain type of humor, caustic and offensive and stuff like that, and there's other people that cannot get away with it.
And I think that Andrew Schultz really, really, really takes full advantage of not just the fact that he's white, entrenched in black culture with the close proximity to one of the biggest, you know, faces and brands in culture, but also it's the whole thing that you just said about, you know, if we, you cannot make any type of joke about anybody who is Jewish. Otherwise it's antisemitism.
You get automatically accused of anti-Semitism. But they stand together.
We won't. What's that? They will stand together on that.
We won't. Exactly.
But it's just so easy to make fun of black people and the stereotypes. It's so easy.
But he don't just, and this is why I sound like I'm defending him, but I'm not. I've watched his stand-up before.
He don't just make black jokes. He don't.
So that's why it's like, again, if you singled out and just did that, it's like we picking and choosing. We picking and choosing because we got a problem with this, but he's going down the list and just shooting at everybody.
Could Kevin Hart make Jewish jokes? Nobody could make Jewish jokes. That's not a person alive.
We're not going to stand together. It's not true.
Bro, listen to this. I'm addressing Ice's point.
Ice's point is he don't hold back. I like Schultz as a comedian.
Yeah, you've said it. Cool.
His stand-ups was funny to me. What I'm saying is, but the fact that you shoot at everybody does not mean that you can say some insensitive shit and people can't find it offensive.
Again, especially if you sit with the privilege that you are of a certain demo that is untouchable. That don't matter at that point.
And again, you sit by people and you are aligned with people that have told you some of the historical things that we take offense to. So again, if Parks said a joke that I know Parks is us, and some other white dude that I don't know said the same exact joke, Parks is more in line with us.
I'm going to look at Parks differently like, yo, you my man. You're right.
What are you talking about? But only you know that. So now for the person on the outside who hears that, they could be just as offended as everyone else.
I think at the end of the day, you make a bad joke. It can be a bad joke, but you also should be held accountable for how that bad joke...
You gotta deal with whatever comes with the bad joke. I was saying, I'm gonna hold Parks more accountable, is what I was saying.
I'm gonna hold Parks more accountable than I'm gonna hold this dude over there from fucking Alaska. Here's the thing.
We're not going to get rid of double standards. Double standards are not going anywhere.
If we were able to crack jokes on everybody and not get ridiculed, canceled, and lose business deals because we took a certain stance or we seen the top of the top just say a comment and lose deals. Kyrie, Nick Cannon.
We seen a lot of shit, and they weren't even meant to be offensive. True.
Right? So if we can't do that, we're not going to let this fucking guy sit there and say something to us. We do it.
And then their excuse is oh, they stick together. No, no, no, no.
I'm saying we do it. The powers that may be, all it does, all this shows me, all this shows me is that once again when it comes to the black man, we have to just accept whatever they give us.
We don't have to accept. I'm telling you that we do it the other way around.
I hear you, but listen to what I'm saying. And I want to hear you, Ian, but that's just how I'm taking it by the responses that I'm hearing from my brothers.
And it's just like, alright, whatever, because if I sat here right now and said something that I'm not supposed to say, we're going to edit this shit out. Why? Because we may get canceled.
Why? Because the JVT, the ramifications may face some scrutiny. Even beyond that, it's just like, if it's not good, take it out.
Agreed. What if our brand was not good? We can't crack a positive joke about what happened with the Jewish people.
There's no positive way to crack a joke about that. That's what I'm referring to.
There's no positive way. So we would have to take it out.
We're not going to keep it in there. There's no funny joke to say about that because the power that may be that's in charge is not going to allow that and we're going to face scrutiny.
So is your point that there is nobody like a Parks or anybody else in the room that's doing the checks and balances of, you might not want to have that out there? No, no, no. Well, yes.
There are people that will say that you might not want to have that out there and they would edit it out if it's not. But I'm saying that this means for shorts.
I'm talking about this particular circumstance. But I feel like when it comes to the black culture nobody's taking it serious to say that.
Oh, we can take it. Oh, they can take it.
Nigga, they've been through enough. They can handle that.
They don't stick together. Nobody's going to say nothing.
I'm sitting next to Charlemagne. That's what they're going to say.
Because Schultz had a joke about three-fifths. And remember, slavery used to treat us as three-fifths.
He had a three-fifths joke. He's not fucking funny.
It was funny, but it was across the line, my nigga, and we could never make that joke about the Hawks. We just saw somebody deal with a very small level of backlash, and it act like never happened when Tony Hitchcliffe went and did the, was it the Republican? Yes.
He went to go do the convention, and he made his joke about the Spanish, Puerto Ricans, and for like all of a day and a half, it was something until there was a, well fuck it. It don't matter.
Like that's literally the space we're in. We're in that space of for us and our culture, we are told we have to get over it.
We have to move past it. The Puerto Ricans defended him.
No, don't say the Puerto Ricans. Some Puerto Ricans did because there was a lot of people who were offended when we speak to the Like if you go online right now Dealing with this show shit It seems to be a majority of black people Whether they knew it was a joke or not Don't fuck with this They don't fuck with it There's a lot of people prior to the joke That just don't fuck with him So him him making that joke...
Let me attach... Let me attach...
With that alone, on top of the fact that many of those people just did not like him from the jump, it's only making it easier to make this a thing to keep pushing forward. But I can promise you within the next couple of days...
It's over. It's over.
And that's the problem. But you better call top because Kendrick ain't nothing to play with.
You better. Because like you said, for us, it's like.
Nobody black is going to check him. Yeah.
But everybody can visit by the point. Who's going to say something to him? But that's how we're raised in our homes, too.
Like turn the other cheek. That's some masculine shit in the black homes.
Turn the other cheek and it... Not everybody home like that.

A lot of us are like that.

Yo, turn the other cheek. We don't give a fuck, nigga.

Shit. In this media space, we like that.

Yeah, nobody takes it that serious. Niggas still go to

Vlad. Niggas still go everywhere else

and we have been complaining about shit for

almost a decade as far as not

wanting to support certain things. Not wanting to be a part

of certain things. This is just a pattern.

We're going in circles.

That was the point I was making.

Yo, when you start making jokes about Puerto Rico,

and now you have 20%, 30%.

It don't matter what percentage of Puerto Ricans say,

yo, that wasn't that funny.

I mean, that wasn't bad.

It was cool.

I think it was, I agree with him.

You know what it does? It lessens the blow. When you start making certain jokes about certain demographics, even if they don't mind, they're going to stand with that demo.
They're never going to come out and say, you know what? It wasn't that bad. He's a good guy, blah, blah.
They're not going to defend you. The same way we're sitting up here and the room is torn down the middle of all black people in this room.
Parks is black. He's honorary black.
But all of us in this room are sitting down and some are halfway defending him or taking up for him. Not necessarily defending him.
And some are... Taking up for comedy.
Not for him. Yes.
That's what I'm... Thank you.
I'm not taking up for him or defending him. He's right.
Because we all went to see Dave Chappelle. We're all familiar with his humor.
He makes fun of everybody, but the difference is we all fucking love Dave Chappelle, and we find him funny no matter what offensive shit he says. And you're right, and he's also the type of comedian that attacks everybody.
Nobody is— I think that the best offensive comedians, Dave Chappelle, Burr, even back in the day was homemade with the long hair that passed away.

George Carlin.

George Carlin would balance out the offensive shit with some super serious shit so you kind of knew that he was joking.

It'd lead more into the comedy.

If you don't do that, I feel like you're just doing shock jock.

I think even with Chappelle and Carlin.

Carlin for sure, yep.

They ain't go too far.

Depending on who you ask, the trans community felt Chappelle went way too far. Time and time again.
And the disabled community with the last half. Yeah, it didn't go too far to us because we wasn't the butt of that joke.
Can we just, can we just at some point... Handy capable, I'm sorry.
At some point, just to move it to the conversation, can we just start finding out ways to hold these comedians responsible for the period? Don't hide behind that. I'm a comedian shit at this point.
Let us know how you really feel. If that's how you really look at the black culture and community, cool.
Let that be your statement away from a joke because now I'm confused because I want to be able to go ahead and say for sure I don't want to support that stand-up. I don't want to support that comedian because your thoughts away from comedy don't fuck with me.
And I think that was a missed opportunity too because when it came to the first instance where he was talking about the black wife effect more people came after the shits and giggles guys you know for laughing and joking along because they're two black men and they're like yo he's speaking disparaging about black women what fuck are you doing? Rather than saving your ire for Andrew Schultz. But the vast majority, I don't know a single black woman that finds him funny or is interested in hearing him.
So I, you know, and it literally, but it literally takes Kendrick to say something for this conversation to even come up again, which is, I find also very interesting. So that's something that within that conversation, people kind of have to look at themselves as to what they're, what they find offensive and what they'll get up in arms about and what they'll be like, eh, whatever.
A lot of people play follow the leader too. It's not offensive until everybody else is offended by it.
Oh shit, we mad at that? Cool, let's go. I agree with that.
Then we can move along. Fuck you, Schultz.
Either way. Stand on that.
But to the hypocritical part of hip-hop, what about that aspect? He's right. Because hip-hop has degraded black women way more than any white comedian has.
And then people feel like, even if it's true, it's not for you to point out. It's not for you to join in.
It's not for you to point out. It's not for you to...
Because I took that as not him pointing.

It's just also, oh, wait.

If y'all have a problem, why wasn't it a problem all this time?

Yeah.

It's like, if this is wrong, if wrong is wrong, let's make it wrong.

Yo, certain people don't got to take their shoes off when they walk in my house, man.

How much time did Nana say what happens in this house

stays in this house?

But it's not in this house.

It's global.

What I'm saying is that

yeah, it's global,

but we are a lot...

He's saying it's in-house.

It's within.

It's in-house amongst us.

He says right.

We ain't talking about it in-house.

Yo, dog.

We ain't going to sit here

and lie and act like

we've been policing each other

in-house and just not let...

We have not been policing each other.

We've been partaking

in that shit forever.

I'm not disagreeing with you. We're not going to sit here in front.
But back to the point, women can say certain shit policing each other in-house and just not letting... We have not been policing each other.
We've been partaking in that shit forever. I'm not disagreeing with you.

We're not going to say it in front.

But back to the point, women can say certain shit to each other that we can't say to them.

Women can say shit to us that we can't flip.

Women can sit there and talk about your height.

Talk about...

Heronize the double standards that exist.

The double standards is all...

I was telling you, when you said double standards, we have it.

That's where people be like, well, how come they can say it and where we can't?

There's one...

It's a small double standard. We can make a joke about our people that an outsider can't make about our people.
Or we can make a joke about somebody and then if they joke on us about it, we're tight. You.
You will sit there and say, that's my point. It ain't just here.
It's life. In this day and age, we got we fucked up because we be speaking for each other like we really all agree.
A lot of the we that we include don't agree on that. A lot of the other side of the we don't have a problem if Park say nigga.
A lot of them don't have a problem if they little white homegirl says nigga, like I've been around that level of we. So we be speaking for people that really don't share the same sentiments as us.
Or the people that would not have a problem if Park said nigga, but if this white person said nigga, now I got a problem with it. We, as a culture, we have a lot of shit just within us that we got to kind of get some defined level of, okay, how do we as a culture move before we start dictating to everybody else how to respect us? Shit is nuanced, though.
And for the record, Parks doesn't say it to any word. Thank you.
He never does. Never.
I know y'all tried it a couple times, too. They tried a million times.
They do it a zillion times.

But yo, dog, I think that's unrealistic.

I just think it's unrealistic.

I just think that we have to accept the double standards for what they are.

Exactly.

Hypocrisy is in life.

It's in part of life.

Do we have...

Okay.

If black people tried to cancel shows, how would it affect them?

It wouldn't.

Ticket sales would go through the roof.

It would affect them the opposite, actually.

True. How you going...
All of us sitting up here doing this. There's people that might not have heard about it.
Oh, word. Let me go see what this nigga said.
How would we cancel a man where we ain't even his demographic? That's what he's saying. Like, yeah, it's not new.
So we got to get our money up to where our advertising dollars affect him. It won't happen.
Or just take it. Like, to be real, black people, we won't take a stance or pardon together long enough to have an impact.
That's the conversation we don't want to have. That's a real conversation.
Because it gets too preachy. Cool.
At the same time Kendrick called Drake a pedophile for fucking five months but the whole world got mad at a joke. Okay.
About a man another man. It's hypocritical.
That's a good point. So what do I not? I can't disagree with that.
That's a great point. You're going to get pot out of the month.
I fuck with Kendrick. I love Drake, but you turn this whole boy upside down over some personal shit that you got planted to do.
Dog, what the fuck are we talking about? That's true. That is exactly true.

Hey, Drake.

Come on, man. It didn't have to get there.

I don't think it was planet to do.

That's true.

I keep going back to that.

We got here because of you, buddy.

We wasn't trying to get here.

We don't have to get personal.

He said it on a record.

It's a legend. I don't give a fuck what he said.
And, hold up. This is the part that I really don't like about that.
You went on, I'm so tired of talking about Kendrick and Drake, but you went on telling me using the Tupac AI and said, talk about him like in Young Girls. Okay.
Cool. I'm going to talk about it now.
You just didn't think it would blow up that way. You did that.
Shout out to the boy. At the end of the day.
Yeah, I know. I saw you.
I saw you. At the end of the day, the nigga.
Basketball court. We got it.
The nigga asked him how to do it, leave family out of it, and he didn't. And whether it was a plot, whether it was a plan, whether he knew that he was going to do it.
Accountability. Whether he had this, it's just the setup is what the setup is.
You guys think it's a plan. I don't think it's a plan.
I just think it's just something. Obviously I can see.
There's layers to it. There's layers, yes.
I can see the layers that is presented, but I do understand what you're saying. And that was sort of Kendrick's point about pointing out people that may be culture vultures or not down with our culture, whether he's right or whether he's wrong.
You know what I mean? And we can't really say that about Drake, because Drake has been holding the culture on his back for so many years. So it's just a preference at this point.
And obviously, it does look like Drake was railroaded when they show certain receipts. And it's unfortunate.

I 1,000% believe he was.

Yeah, it's unfortunate.

But, you know, we just.

I'm going to tell you, I believe so because he's been protected by that same label for a while.

Yes.

Like, you couldn't really diss Drake on certain records.

Like, Pusha T had a verse removed by Universal.

They were calling in, getting things done.

Understood.

So you're going to be able to do that. certain records.
Pusha T had a verse removed by Universal. They were calling in, getting things done so that you can't diss him.
So now, for somebody to diss me and y'all pump the song, make it worldwide. It's something at play here.
So I do get them. Has there been any more new developments on the petition? There's a date going around.
I don't know how true it is, but I believe it's December 20th to hear the petition. So that's about it.
Yeah, we'll see. Ian, we talked about this a lot, but since we got you here, did you have any thoughts on it? On what? On the petition itself, what do you think the result is going to be? No, no.
No, just very short form because he hasn't been here and he has a very unique point of view. I'll be quick about this.
I think it's a mistake. I've talked to some people in this camp and I'm worried for him.
I'll say that. Really? Very worried.
We gotta go into detail. Yeah, very worried.
Settle fast, both sides. Yeah, when you're suing for up to multiple billions of dollars, and y'all talked about it, but when the Chinese owns 20% of UMG and Bill Ackman, this is like, it's layers.
Even a culture point. If we don't own any of the labels or media, what culture? Tencent owns the majority of the biggest beneficiaries

of the shit like...

And to be suing for $2 and $3 billion

and knowing what that catalog is worth,

man, that's some scary shit.

Michael Jackson, man.

All over again.

Not as big, and I know people clown that,

but somebody in his camp was like,

yo, if something happens,

to him, no, it wasn't... It was not accidental.
I want to move from it, but I said that pods, pods, pods ago. I said, get out the game.
This is your moment to get out. Exit out the game.
Exit out. We've seen it happen to people who had way more leverage.
Way more power. Just stop.
Whitney, Michael. I would hate to see that be your ending.
That's dark. Yeah, that's pretty dark.
Sorry. One of his homeboys is like, if he goes in a boat in an accident, he don't even like being on boats.
Pray for him. So first message, I was like, what? He like...
That shit. We're done with that.
Yeah. We listen, we don't judge.

Yes.

We listen, and we don't judge.

Cam Newton is not marrying Jazzy.

Hey, shout out to Cam.

Hey, women say they want honesty, just wake it up.

Oh, nobody clapping.

Oh, just me and you.

All right, my bad.

My bad.

I'm just saying, like.

Shout out to Jazzy.

She's an amazing person.

What's wrong with that?

I don't think there's nothing wrong with it, but a lot of people feel like... What's the backstory here? Jazzy.
Cam Newton. Yes.
Jazzy what? Is currently... Well, shit.
Okay, I don't know. His most recent child was born, and the mother is Jasmine Brown, a.k.a.
WatchJazzy on Instagram.

And she was a well-known comedian

and influencer on Instagram.

And then they got together

and...

She's in love.

She's in love.

Yeah.

They have a good thing going.

It works for them.

They got a thing going

that apparently works for them.

A lot of people have called her out for being a hypocrite for shaming the type of woman that she seemingly has become and so who was he interviewing when he's based listen the doctor and Cheyenne Bryant lady came in. She said all that shit to him.
No, it was somebody different. I'm talking from at that moment.
The initial one. The initial interview started where she came in saying all that shit thinking it was supposed to have an effect on how he moved in his household and thinking that the woman that he was with at the time was going to be affected by that.
She came out and made the statement clear. Me and him talk.
I know how he lives. I know what he's into.
I'm fine with that. It seems like ever since then everyone everyone's trying to convince her to be anything different.
Everybody's bad and offended for her. I don't think that Dr.
Bryant was trying to make him do or say or become anything. She was trying to shame her.
He asked her pointed questions and she answered him. Just like Nick asked her questions when she went on his show and she answered him.
That lady a fraud, but we'll get to that another time. Do you feel like watched Jazzy put her career to the back burner for Cam Newton? By all appearances, yes.
Do I know that for a fact? No. What was her career? I just said she was a very, very, very, very, very successful influencer.
She had campaigns with Savage Fenty and whatnot. She was on the road.
She had tours and shit like that. She was a comedian.
So she was successful. When she caught Cam, was it a better investment? I'm not speaking to her business.
I love her. That is not for me to decide.
I don't know what their circumstances are. I don't know.
I do not know what her bank account looks like because she's with him. I have no clue.
No, you cannot make that assumption. You can't make that assumption.
Why not? You can't make that assumption. She looks happy and in love.
She looks happy and in love. Do some women leave? But the question that you asked me, this might be where she was in life, where she wanted to slow down and have a baby.

And she met a man that she fell in love with.

And this is what her choice was.

So I cannot say that she derailed her own career because this might be part of her plan.

I don't know.

And you 100% support her in that.

Listen, what she don't make me shit.

Hey, you like it.

I love it.

Got it. It's not the decisions I would make for myself.
How do you feel about him not marrying that? You wouldn't make those decisions. I clearly did not.
She had a lot of opportunities and she didn't, nigga. That's male, nigga.
Who's that? I did. She did, nigga.
She burst out of that shit. I'm not...
We got a grown grown up conversation. We got a grown up conversation.

So you wouldn't trade in your career for happiness.

That's an assumption that I'm not currently happy.

And that's an assumption that I don't really try to live with any level of regret. So looking back at making an alternate choice and it resulting in happiness is literally something that nobody could actually answer.
It just, you know, her choices, I would never make them. I've had the opportunity in front of me and I did not take it.
Because that to me did not look like happiness. It was definitely not my it was not my path.
So if your definition of happiness was let's say sitting at home painting. Sitting at home painting all day.
And you were able to leave your career for that. Would you do it? I think the vast majority of us are doing shit to pay our fucking bills, but what we'd really like to be doing doesn't pay our fucking bills.
So that has nothing, so whether it's a relationship, falling in love, getting the 2.5 kids and the white picket fence and the fucking mate that loves you, maybe that's a virgin. Or fucking, I don't know, raking leaves in fucking Central Park.
Whatever. Yes, there's definitely things.
I would like to be on a yacht being fucking fanned by niggas in Speedos with fucking fig leaves and feeding me fucking cherries. That is what I'd like to be doing right now, and I think that would make me very, very happy.
So that would be your definition of happiness? I'm literally, I'm just trying to be funny. I'm literally trying to be funny.
I dare anybody to say that they would not be very happy right now on a yacht in the south of the fucking France. If you could do that and have your bills paid, would you do it? Yeah, probably.
All right. So my original question was, whatever your version of happiness is is would you give your career up for that? Whatever that thing may be again for you it could be I'm going to get a farm in Montana for Ice it could be I'm going to watch my daughter get raised and play video games and do whatever the fuck for Parks it could be I don't want to do podcasts and I just want to sit in the studio with the greatest of the greatest musicians in the world and do that.
The scariest part, not to coach you, but the scariest part about that is if you're able to achieve that on your own, that's one thing. But to have to rely on someone else giving you that is totally different because that can be snatched away.
So I'm going to be honest with you, I don't want that because I'm never going to really be happy

because I'm going to always be wondering

when at some point

could the rug potentially be snatched from her.

And in that situation,

Cam has already made it clear.

I'm not willing to commit on that level.

So this might be happiness for her now

where I got the guy

who can take care of everything,

boom, boom.

We got a kid together.

He don't want to no more.

But what happens when?

Or the money run out.

You know what I'm saying?

So for me, when I hear people say that, yo, I want to be on a, you know, I know you're joking about niggas feeding you cherries and all that, but. No, she mean that.
No, she mean that part. She mean that part.
Yeah. She want two big buff ass niggas to do it too.
So for me, yeah, I would like to be on a yacht, you know, getting fed. What two niggas feeding you cherries too? Getting fed great spot of bitches.
Stop. I'm just, I just.
Stop. Get speedos.
Two buff n I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I had no clue. I'm like that.
And you sing to them? Chill out. But at a certain, stop, but at a certain point, I would be laying there, yo, BD remix.
I would be nasty nigga BD. That's what it's about.
Oh, my God. You my man, too.

You my dog.

I'm fucking with you.

You're my bad.

Yo, listen.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

At some point, you're going to be singing Little Mermaid.

A part of your world.

Oh, man.

No wonder you're a division Schultz.

Oh, shit.

Yo, Schultz, I'm coming up there. I'm fucked up.
A-O, E. Oh, man.
Hey, wait, you had a record called ATL up there? Ooh. E, we not here to judge, gang.
Oh, yeah, yeah, gang. Stop.
We not here to judge. Stop.
Your body, your choice. Stop, guys.
We're not here to judge you. If you want niggas to feed you cherries and Speedos while you see...
What's the game? We listen and we don't judge. That's true.
By the pants you wearing, you might be the nigga that want them to feed you. Hey! Listen, not me.
I don't want to be on it. I'm afraid of water.
Me too. I'm afraid of water.
Carlitos. All I'm saying as example, at a certain point, all that shit that you do in At Leisure time of you being happy, at a certain point, that becomes redundant.
At a certain point, you want to do something else. The biggest thing that I've felt success and happiness in is actually being challenged every day to do some shit that I'm not used to doing.
Don't get me. Yo, I told you about that.
I let y'all joke too much. That's the problem.
One day. I'm I'm gonna come up here Nah but at a certain point in life And achieving things And your real happiness is Being able to do those things for yourself So no matter how much he may give her How many babies he can give her How much he may be able to put in her pocket Happiness has to look like what it looks like for her And everything ain't always a matter of being put on a plateau To say here go do it.
Some people want to be able to say I did that shit on my own. I did it on my own.
Yeah. I mean.
It's relative. Some people you know she pushed out the babies so that's my ticket to the happiness.
I was just saying I was trying to take it off like off of her like everybody's level of happiness is different. You know what I'm saying and if me I, I ain't have to work no more, and I could go do whatever the fuck I wanted to go do, that I saw as happiness.
If I sit in the house and play chess every day against some of the best motherfuckers in the world, and I looked at that as being happy, that's what my version of happiness is. See, if I take flip, let's just say I take flip, right? I didn't know that was your passion, but...
Let's just say I take flip, for example. Hold on.
Can I see the bottom of your sneaker again, bro? It got shit on it. No, this nigga got a bullet in his sneakers, son.
You lying, shizder. A bullet on shit.
Wait, what? What do you say on this? You still don't have shit on my shoes. Live at the bottom of your shoe.
But you got a bullet on the bottom of your shoe? You got a bullet? Live at the bottom of your shoe. Take your shoe off, yo.
Come on. Come on.
I hate when you do this. Hey, Imani.
Go ahead. Yo, dog, get away from me.
Hey, yo, get away from me. Jesus Christ.
On there! Look, that's how I- Oh! Who got shit on they shoe flip? I ain't you, nigga. I'm not you, Aki.
Yo, the nigga glued- Hold on, he tried to keep his shoe together? Oh went to the... What's the nigga that do to the shit? A cop load.
You went to the old... You taking this white shit a little bit too far.
You went to the old white man that fixed the shoe and he hammered it in? No, he's gonna do this. Fix your shit, gang.
Fix your shit, Ish. Yeah, that's true.
I thought that was shit, Ish. I was like, damn, nigga, Ish, that was some shit.
Who got shit on their shoe at 40-something years old? You got pee bottles in your car, nigga. Look, they're going to think he telling the truth, too.
I thought you were telling the truth. I thought you were too.
I definitely thought you were. I know you're a real guy, nigga.
You be busy. And sometimes them apartments, them houses you build that don't have working toilets yet.
Yeah. That's true.
You put toilets in the lot. Or you could piss in a bottle.
Or if you're stuck in your nice car. And I'm gonna just leave them in there.
I'm gonna piss in a whole bunch of bottles in traffic. You know, you just waiting to go and get that part of the bridge where they all throw theirs.
What? You gotta check your pancreas. Whatever that shit is.
What? Your prostate. Whatever that shit is.
You gotta check your your pancreas. Hey, yo, dog.
Reading is fundamental. Hey, J-Wall.
See, now you're going to do that. How the fuck you called J-Wall, nigga? He went to college.
I didn't. No, he got books.
Yeah, he got books. Exactly.
I don't give a fuck what this nigga say, nigga. He's crazy.
But what I'm saying is that I went in your car. Yeah, you crazy just like Ish.
I went in this nigga car, he got a thousand bottles

in there. He'll tell you.
Am I lying about that?

He's not lying. Okay, you spilled pee coffee

on my pants, nigga.

And you promised to pay for the dry

cleaning bill and you didn't.

Let's talk about shit like that. Pee coffee?

That shit was nasty, nigga.

Oh, sorry. He tried to wipe me off.

He tried to wipe me off.

You peeing in the paper cup, Joyce?

Yo.

It was old coffee.

But he tried to wipe me off.

Yo, yo, you good?

He did. He was a gentleman.

He wasn't rough with it? I said, give me the shit, man.

He was soft with it?

He thought wiping the nigga off was good.

It was a Kleenex.

It wasn't good. It wasn't good.

It's not good at all, man. Any of man.
Any of the fellas, would you give up your career for love and be a stay at home? No. No.
Love don't pay the bills. No, but if you...
Come on, let's talk. Me and you.
Would I? Absolutely, I would. J-Lo, come back.
You take care of you. You stay at home? It would have to be provisions I'm saying? You got a pre-dub.
Or whatever the opposite of a pre-dub is. I'm saying this.
I make my own bread. So let's just say, hypothetically, I ran into a woman that was up, up, up, up.
J-Lo. Anybody.
That I fell in love with. I'm going to say J-Lo, though.
All right. Jennifer Lopez.
If I fell in love with Jennifer Lopez's personality, all that other shit, and I was single, and I was fucking with her like that,

would I stay home and be...

You gotta be in love. Yeah, you fucking

ain't right. But, bigger than that,

I'm gonna still be doing what I'm doing from home.

I'm gonna still be in crime.

That's what makes me happy.

Nah.

We know, E. No love needed.

No.

Yo, no, no.

We saying that. No, I agree with

E. Like, if you sit there like

Thank you. We know E.
No love needed. No.
De Nettos. De Nettos.
De Nettos, what? Mucho, mucho. No, I agree with E.
Like, if you sit there, like, we can give up our careers and shit like that and be there for love. But then you become, you become.
Dependent. Dependent, but not only dependent.
You become. Stagnant.
Stagnant. And.
Yeah, she's going to swap you out. That's the word I'm looking for.
I'm looking for what? She's going to swap me out. She's going to swap me out.
But look, look, look. You can't stay home and do nothing.
I'm going to be 14 buildings up when she swap. I don't believe nobody in here would do that.
I don't think so. I believe everybody in here...
Let me look for the word. Everybody in here, if they had 20 million in their wallet, I mean, in their account, whatever, I think everyone in here has shown that they...
Big wallet. I think everyone in here has shown that you want to achieve shit.
You become complacent. Complacent, yeah.
I was trying to use that as an example. I see you as someone where no matter how much money you're getting, you're always trying to do some next shit.
You look like you enjoy doing what you're doing. Yes.
Yeah. So in those spaces, I don't see you getting $20 million tomorrow and then saying, I got $20 million.
I'm good. I'm chilling.
Yeah, I can't do that. That's what I'm saying.
I don't think anybody up here showcases that. No, no, no.
What's your stance? No. Oh, shit.
What? I think Mel thinks like me on this. And ice.
If you had 20 mil. Yes.
Bye. You still working? In a different way.

Yeah, she's working.

Yeah, she's working.

I'm agreeing with that.

That's what I'm saying.

But I ain't going to be...

Bye.

At that point, my money's working for me.

That's what I'm going to be having.

My money's working for me.

That nigga at customs keep going like this.

A nigga...

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

What?

A nigga doing what?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

When they pushing the stamp.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Do it again?

A nigga at customs doing what, nigga?

What are you doing?

Getting him through?

I don't know. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What? A nigga do what? What you doing? What are you doing? When they pushing the stamp on your pad. What are you doing at customs? What are you doing? Do it again? A nigga at customs doing what, nigga? What are you doing? Getting him through? What type of freaky shit you into? I'm out here with children.
Yo, a nigga at customs when he's stamping the passport. Why he going right there? Why he doing this? Why you right here with a stamp? I'm on my knee.
Stamp is like this. All right, so you hung then, nigga.
My bad. You hung like a horse, son.
Yo. Yo.
He's so stupid like a horse. Yo.
That's how he got to stay home. Yo.
You got to stamp like this, dummy. Not like this.
Like you're getting face off. Stamp.
That's not how they stamp. Oh, it's another stamp.
Oh, the other stamp. The flat stamp.
They push the thing down with they palm. It's all right, bro.
No, we know. No, no, have them.
No, no. Some of the Caribbean's, do you tell them? They got the shit, the little.
Now tell them. They got the shit you hold like this.
Now tell them. Don't do it.
Both. Oh, good answer.
Thank you, man. It's both.
I know when you go through the Caribbean islands, they got like those, you know. Yeah, they got those.
Oh, you got to put me there. But then there's the one where it's like you.
But when you really travel. When you travel to the mountain.
Oh, shit. Yeah, that little island you go to, they got that.
They got that over there. They got the little shit.
Okay, okay, I got that. You get off the airplane, got to walk in the airport outside in 100 degrees.
Oh, yeah, yeah. That was a book.
I did that. Oh, you got to walk out the airplane outside, you said? That was a book.
No, that's what you would be out. Wait, wait.
You trying to say you don't have airports, nigga? Huh? Yo, you one of them. You the Andrew Schultz of the construction company, nigga.
You the Andrew Schultz of that. You be around mad Jamaicans and cut their ass.
Stop. Stop, bro.
They're my y'all brothers. They're not y'all brothers.
Some of them that worked for you reached out to me. They say you cool and you tipped, but you used to be talking bullshit.
Yo, let me get some cocoa bread. Are you talking some bullshit? Stop doing that to people.
Yeah, you were bringing Guinness and all that. Yeah.
I heard about you, too. I know you did.
I did. Yeah.
You don't think that there should be some sort of a... I guess it's comfortability, right? If you're around somebody and you're comfortable.
No, I just think that if I was up... Because I'm comfortable with Pops.
I'll crack a joke. Of course.
But I'm a hypocrite. Pops wouldn't try to crack a joke with me because he's respectful.
But I have heard white people crack black jokes and shit like that. And I look at them like, but I can do it.
I don't know. I got workers that work for me.
They crack on black people. White? No, not white.
I don't have no... Wait, but what are they? I don't even think I got no white workers.
You can't afford it. No.
You can't afford the top-notch workers, right? Who said that? Who said they said that? Wait. Who makes them top notch? No, I'm asking him.
I don't feel that top notch, nigga. So you're saying white is better? I feel Jamaicans do the best work, nigga.
So why you say, yo, you can't afford I'm asking how you feel about white workers. So what if he got the top notch, then? If he got the Jamaicans? Alright, good.
Salute. Yeah, fix it up.
Go ahead. Trash it up.
I think Jamaicans are the best workers. Trash it up, nigga.
Jamaicans and, you know, the other ones. What's the other ones? What's the other ones? We don't know.
Get canceled if you want to. Don't do it.
That's how it happened, right? They related to you? Nah, I'm the other side. They're in this and this.
I'm the other side. They were hard.
They were hard. What? That's not true.
Oh, man. Anyway.
They don't work. Who don't work hard?

That's not true, man.

You guys, you guys, you see, you guys got problems with the migrants.

That's why y'all saying that.

I'm trying to say that.

But who don't work hard, nigga?

I don't know what you're talking about.

The Mexicans work hard.

They do.

Extremely hard.

Jamaicans work hard.

Everybody works hard.

But we talking about the specific group of people, Mexicano, work hard, nigga, for hours.

With they hands.

No breaks.

Hey, yo,

take all this whole shit down.

See?

Yo, stop.

Rapid though.

Yo, is that what you think?

Yo, that was one lunch.

Hold on.

Is that what you think?

You owe me them niggas lunch.

It's like a million dollars.

Yo.

Hey, Park.

You hear your man?

That's your man. That's your man.
That's your man. That's your man.
That's not true, yo. No, Mexican people work hard.
So tell me, you keep saying this. Tell me why am I wrong? I'm just letting you talk.
Everybody works hard. I think once you get complacent and you get comfortable, then your work...
Have you ever found a complacent Mexican? I'm a Mexican-ish, dog. Your work ethic dies down.
So they come here. A lot of people come here from other countries, they bust their ass when they first get here.
And then the lazy Americanism sets in, and now them niggas are doing the same exact bullshit that everybody else does, bro. Who do you mainly hire? Like, if you see...
I had to go by ethnicity. Yeah, like, what's been like the norm of the...
West Indian people for the most part. And then a bunch of South American people, some Portuguese.
But for the most part, West Indian. I try to, for all intents and purposes, all jokes aside, I try to keep it as black as I can.
Hey, yo, Ish, I saw a drunk Mexican. I saw a tired Mexican.
I saw a hungry Mexican. I saw a thirsty Mexican.
But I never saw a lazy never saw a lazy Mexican I don't know I know I didn't see it he had the whole conversation about Schultz I didn't see a lazy I'm sorry I'm giving them credit because they take pride into their work they take pride in their work regardless of what you want to say and what you're not. One person could do a whole garden by themselves.
Somebody dig and fuck. They can.
They can. Yo, so I'm wrong.
One person could do a whole room by themselves, and they won't take any breaks because they are proud of the work that they do. They may come off as offensive.
Well, hey. Lo siento, por favor.
You Mexican now? Nah, yeah. Shout out to your people.
It was good. I'm down with them.

I'm down.

They're crazy, yo.

Said there was some Jamaicans, right?

When they first come here, nigga, they got to work and they want to get to it.

They want to send money back home.

They want to send barrels back home.

They want to build the crib back home, nigga.

Them niggas work hard.

No breaks or nothing, nigga.

They play their fucking Bob Marley music in the fucking stereo, and they fucking get it done.

I seen it.

Yeah.

My man right now doing the studio right now, nigga.

No breaks.

Nigga, nigga, he took the shit down, fixing the studio.

They went and did another job for $700 and came back, nigga.

No lunch break.

He lied and said he was going for lunch.

That's the shit they do in Jamaican, nigga. He went and built a whole another crazy 30 minutes.

He showed me the pictures. Fletch it.
I'm like, yo, Ian. We got a problem.
I think a drove park and did the whole shit. It was me here.
What I'm saying is that I agree with Ish. When people first come here, first of all, they look at Americans like we're lazy.
Americans are. And a lot of times we complain about the jobs that they take.
We complain about the migrants about the migrants or people, the immigrants or whomever taking our jobs. But we don't want the jobs.
We don't want that shit. We're not doing that shit.
We too good for it. We're not going outside to do the bricks.
We're not going outside to clean. Well, some of the people.
Although we'll do it. We're not doing it for the amount.
Not for that rate. That's what it is.
We'll do it. We're overcharged, right? What? Overcharged? You can't even make no money.
Like, you know what? No, I'm going to go over here. Is capitalism really bad? It's not.
Is it good? And I'm a capitalist, but is it good? Yes. Let's go.
Uncheck capitalism. Let him go.
Uncheck capitalism. Let's go.
But that's not capitalism. We added a word to it.
Capitalism. That's how capitalism operates.
He need help, Fox. Greed and capitalism are synonymous.
I know. You said they are not? They are not.
They always have been. Country was built upon greed.
Greedy capitalism. True.
The concept itself is not based in greed. The concept is not based in greed.
You want to talk textbook or what's actually happening? Textbook. We aren't living in a textbook world.
I know. So what I'm saying is the textbook definition of capitalism, somebody could be a capitalist and not be greedy, and you could succeed and not be greedy.
Can we get the definition of capitalism? Listen to this. Mel got it.
Mel got it. Come on.
Capitalism is an economic system where private individuals or organizations own the means of production

and the prices of goods and services are determined by supply and demand in a free market.

In a capitalist society or system, the government has a limited role,

protecting the rights of private citizens and maintaining an orderly environment for markets to function.

Emphasis on free market, which there is no such thing as.

Fake?

Right.

True.

So then we don't live in the textbook definition of capitalism.

Never have.

No, we do and we don't.

One more thing.

Capitalist economies are known for their dynan...

Sound it out.

Use your finger.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Ticket time. Ticket time.
I think I am. Dynamism.
Oh. Yeah.
And innovations. But they can also be unstable and generate financial crisis.
Job insecurity and failures to include the disadvantaged. By design.
In order for capitalism to work, you need 85% of the people in a country or state to fail Shout to BlackRock and Vanguard This is true though. No, I think that Theoretically capitalism can't work.
I think that just when you introduce it into humans and emotions come into play, it's like saying all of us have a job.

Right.

Could we all get more money here?

Possibly.

But that's not necessarily the.

If you're going to work for a wage.

Be careful what you say.

If I tell Flip, yo, do X, Y, Z for a day, I'm going to give you $100 for the day.

Could I afford to pay Flip 150?

Yes.

I might be. Be careful what you say.
If I tell Flip, yo, do XYZ for a day, I'm going to give you $100 for the day.

Could I afford to pay Flip $150?

Yes.

I might be able to afford to pay Flip $150.

So you think Flip is a Mexican?

Mm-mm.

Yo, chill.

Oh, my bad.

They don't work for $100 a day, you racist.

They don't.

Yo, listen.

Anyway.

Hey, listen.

My oldest son is half Mexican.

I can make that joke.

They know their value.

Okay, sure. Yeah, they ain't cheap no more.
Pull up at... Go ahead.
Go ahead. You tell me.
I could afford to pay Flip $200 a day. I might be able to afford to pay Flip $300 a day, but I'm paying Flip $100 a day.
And if he's willing to work for it. And if he's willing to work for $100 a day, and that is the market now that is being set.
Whatever flip skill sets are, the median price for those skill sets is $100 a day. That is being set by somebody not outside of me.
That is being set by a market. That's what the free market he's talking about.
It's kind of fake. But could I pay him $300? Yeah, I don't because he ain't asked for $300 a day day.
Now if he asked for $300, now it's my choice whether I think his skill sets are capable of getting $300 or somebody else with his same exact skill sets might work for a buck and a quarter. This is the real life, real world that we live in.
But if you know he's worth $300, this is the whole Drake, what's the value of a stream? True. Why does title...
No, that's the difference. Hold on, finish.
How? How's the difference? Because the streams are not necessarily being quantified correctly. The streams are...
There have been. The data hasn't been given to the public.
My point. Okay.
So Flip can go around the market and get the market price for what his skill sets allow. A rapper or another nigga can't necessarily have the information given to them about what their worth is.
That's why Meek Mill said, yo, he took forever to find out what he made off of a song because that information is just not privy to them. Flip could go around and ask the other dudes in his industry, yo, what you getting a day? What you getting a day? What you getting a day? Like that.
But if you're willing to pay him $100 when you know it's worth $3,000. Who said it's worth $3? The market dictates what he's worth.
Who dictates the market? And that's why I said it's fake. The market is the general consensus of what a producer or engineer makes for hours.
I can conspire to drive the price down as a greedy capitalist. Or up.
True. So I'm talking about this.
Not individual members in it. You're talking about from macro.
I'm talking about the macroeconomic Societal framework That depresses majority Even a financial crisis Which is like my favorite time to invest Those are If I made you money please put your ass in chat It's done by design We are agreeing on that I'm talking about theoretically The people that are oppressing everybody, they don't have to do that.

That is greed

that makes them do that.

Like, yo, we already got $20 billion.

We want $40 billion.

The problem is that the...

The caveat in the capitalism about being checked

by the government does not

really work that well.

You know why? Because when I go to

$40 million,

I'm a pay parks that sits on this board that's supposed to check me.

And that's where lobbying comes into play.

And I'm a pay parks to not check me.

Look the other way.

So theoretically,

the shit ain't as,

it's the greed,

when the emotions and the people get into it,

that make that happen.

For sure.

That's,

stop trying to crack me, yo.

Yeah.

Put your muffin shit away today.

I'm here. And I'm going to do that.
I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that.
My bakery always open. You're my guy.
You're going to turn the stove on? You're my man. You're my guy.
You're my man. I definitely want to do that.
Oh, so when somebody is as intelligent as you, you... He cowers.
Stale me. Not the healthy coward.
Stale me. But if it was me, nigga, you'd try to either ignore me or crack my muffin.
That's not true. He made valid points.
I made valid points. We came to it.
And you say that Chicky Nugget shit. Say it to him.
Chicky Nugget? He eats so much. Come on, that's my dog.
I love eating. Listen, enough with that.
For a fry? You know that's an insult, though. Yes, it is.
Like you talk about Mel being a bully. You a bully.
I'm far from. When I go home and think about how you be like French fry, tiki-nugi, everything I say, instead of helping me like my great sister do.
You know how much shit you say to me? About your intellect? About anything. Because anything I say to you is just made out the air.
It's not something that you lack in. You just told people I pissed in cups.
You have pee bottles in your car. You are lying, but it's okay.
How much bottles you got in your car right now, nigga? Real nigga shit, because you ain't going to lie to me. Seven to eight.
Seven to eight fucking bottles on the floor. Empty bottles.
Not with piss in them. Nigga, why the fuck won't you recycle them, nigga? I don't like littering.
Be all jokes aside.

You're recycling the littering?

So I just throw it on and I'm sorry.

You're recycling the pee.

That's why they pee.

That's why you pee in the bottle.

You don't want to litter it.

You keep it in the car.

Reduce, reuse, recycle.

Yeah, reduce, reuse, recycle.

Pissing outside ain't

littering, nigga.

It's pissing.

That term might be

a little traffic-y, too.

No, it does.

It's a shoulder, right?

Yeah, I know.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Yo? I ain't no Ethan. Yo.
Music question. Is Freddie Gibbs rapping better than J.
Cole in 2024? I've seen you post that. No, but Freddie Gibbs is amazing.
No, that album ain't bad. No, it's a great album.
Very good. Freddie went crazy.
Crazy on that album. He went crazy on that album, dog.
But I don't think he raps better than J. Cole.
He's not rapping better than Cole. J.
Cole is a stretch, though. With all due respect, he's great.
No, he went crazy. He went crazy, but.
He's great. You're saying just in this year.
Just this year, not overall. Not saying overall.
You're just saying this 20, 24. Based off of his 20, because they did both of his projects.
His album versus Mike Delete later. You say still no? Still no.
That verse on that shit with Daylight in them is. Oh, he went crazy.
He went absolutely crazy. Yeah, we talking about consistently for a whole year.
I'm not going to lie. It's a good conversation.
It's a conversation. Gibbs has been consistent.
His projects have been fire. That 30 Girlfriends shit.
Ooh, boy. Cole been consistent just outside of the one little apology joint.
He dropped the project and it was consistent. But out of 12 months...
Was his project better than anything Gibbs dropped this year? Yes. You don't care? No, I think Gibbs' album was better than Mike Deleater.
I think Mike Deleater is tied-ish with the Gibbs project. Yeah, I think they're neck and neck.
I think they're neck and neck. They're neck and neck.
The eight-ish or so songs that I love on Mike Deleater are super duper fire. There's just some duds on there was just I don't know.
Salad all the way through. All the way through.
But there wasn't as many the highs were as high to me as the highs on Kobe. I'm going to say it.
I'm going to say it. Since you asked the question you want a definitive definitive answer? Yeah.
I don't think so. I love both of them.
Yeah I'm going with Gibbs this year. I might have to too.
Look you just made me think about it. I might have to.
Love Jacob, but when I start lining up the projects, song for song, verse for verse. I might have to.
I don't think either answer is particularly wrong. I just feel like Cole has been great.
I forgot about the daylight verse. Now, overall, I would never go ahead and say it.
Yeah, never. Gibbs had an amazing year.
He did. He did.
Underrated. Is there anything else in music? It was a quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet week.

I don't know if I downloaded the album.

Me either.

Okay.

Ice, anything from out? It's that time of year.

We're not going to get shit.

Everybody chilling right now.

You're going to get some Christmas albums.

Ever since Drake put that?

Mariah coming.

Lost who niggas been falling back?

Just seeing what's happening next?

No.

No, I don't think. Maybe.
In one case, the ice was telling me about off air. One in particular, yes.
Why isn't music selling as well? Like, I've seen some artists do 15,000. Streams.
Should be trash. I think, for the most part, I don't think the goal is to sell it.
The shift has been away from selling albums. But we see a mainstream artist do 9,000 and 15,000.
People don't make albums anymore. They're not making albums for long-term consumption no more.
It's get you three or four records that's going to go on this playlist, and that's what we're living off of. There's been some albums that sold well this year.
Kendrick did, what, a buck 60 second year? Tyler did. Tyler's been cooking.
But these are the big dogs who consistently do. Those are outliers.
Album sales. What I'm talking about, the construction of those albums are really thought out.
They're themes to it. These are the artists.
These are artists who really push the envelope in making projects. Majority of the field are making songs to get put on playlists to last for a couple weeks, and they're coming back doing it again.
A majority of artists are not, even if they're not specifically targeting playlists or radio, they're not necessarily putting their all into it because it doesn't return the value. I'm not going to spend two years fucking obsessing over every little noise and every little cadence I use my rap when this shit is going to disappear in two weeks.
Spending all this money for these fucking engineers to make this shit sound great. I don't like that though.
I don't like that because if you look at Doshi, right? Very new artist. Album nominated.
Not as new. Easy to do that.
Easy to do that when it's your first. I get that, but if you listen to her, she talks about how she created that project and all that stuff.
Nothing about her album plays like a playlist. Even though every song doesn't tie into each other, it still sounds like a thought out project.
It does. Though she's TDE.
She gotta push behind it. That's a good point.
They don't do that over there. They subscribe to artistry.
TDE as a whole. Nobody from TDE puts out quick consumption playlist music.
That's true. They don't allow it.
I don't like that. Don't get me wrong.
Don't get me wrong. Give me an example.
Don't get me wrong. I do think that TDE 100% wants you to do that.
But when you listen to certain people speak, I don't ever think that she came into the game thinking she was going to be like everybody else creating projects, playlists and shit. She seems like, it seems like they're following behind.
They get these type of artists because that's what they want. But I don't want to go ahead and make it seem like it's a TDE thing.
That very much to me seems like that. I might have never got picked up by another label that wasn't focused on artists.
They have built their artistic culture. Them niggas aren't, they don't play the shit over there.
The quality matters. You gotta be, if you chasing a quick joint, this ain't the place for you.
Okay, so if, all right, cool. So let's just say if people are seeing that formula work, right? Because it's working.
Even to this, even to Ab Soul's project, it might not be doing the numbers. They're not chasing numbers.
But go ahead. But it's having the influence and people are really responding to it.
Correct. Why won't other artists follow the same route? Because other labels.
I need to follow to a label. Yeah.
Not just that. I need to differ, bro.
I need to pay the bills. We had reasons sit up here and told us where he was like yo, I got like yo dawg, I need to get this out.
Y'all will stop me from getting this out. I need to tour.
I need to eat. Everybody can't wait the five years to put out a project and trust in the believe the system, and everybody can't do that.
Some people are, yo, I need to hit now, and we need to get this out, we need to get this out, we need to get this out, because now I can get the road, now I can sell some merch, now I can do this, now I can do this. I need to live outside with my music.
And a bunch of the labels want money. That too.
Don't give a fuck about your artistry, nigga. Go ahead, me.
Maya Angelou over there. We need such and such over here.
I don't want to say no names. I guess the conversation changes for me because at that point, then I'm just thinking short-term versus long-term.
When you get into the game, really trying to be in the game. And yeah, you might get those one couple of records, boom, boom, boom.
But you know, eventually, that's going to fizzle out. Which is why a lot of people today are using hip-hop.
I want to go into acting. I want to get here, get hot, and now pop off over here.
Now I went and got a deal here. I got this.
I'm in a movie here. I got X, Y, Z going on because there ain't no music.
Ain't nobody in just music. That goes back to Ian's initial question of why aren't out? Because people aren't really in this shit for the actual music aspect.
Yeah. That's the larger part.
No one wants to actually be an artist anymore. And the fans aren't demanding that.
That's true, too. Nigga, we just had J.
Cole, who was arguably number one. Right? He's up there.
He's up there. He's in a different stratosphere.
Jay-Z walked over to Drake and said, yo, by the way. Well, this was 10 years ago.
That was 10 years ago. 15 years ago.
15 minutes ago. Yeah, that's not...
He was our artist 10 years ago. Uh-huh.
He wasn't chasing numbers. He wasn't chasing whatever the case may be.
He was chasing the hit. Yo, get him one.
He needed it. He needed it.
Why? It's a power collaboration. He was chasing the hit right now.
Chasing the hit. He needed it.
Why did he need it? To expose people to the larger body that he was creating. Not just because we need to get some money off of him, but we need to expand his reach.
And the best way to expand his reach is by getting a hit to attract people to actually listen to the album. Bro, a lot of people look at it like this here, bro.
If I'm a chef and yes, I could whip up some incredible

shit that takes me a long time,

but if I could just do some quick minute bullshit

and y'all are going to eat it and still pay for it

and not complain, I'm going with the chicken nuggets.

I'm going to go this easier route. Cool.

And I'm just going to keep selling y'all this. That sounds like a

restaurant that's open for about five, six months

until people realize there's somebody

around the corner. Or McDonald's.

Or McDonald's. Or Wendy's.

Very few McDonald's though. For sure.

Very few people create a McDonald's.

Don't give me wrong. I hear what you're saying.
But they have had fast food products that are selling shit. Everybody knows it's shit.
But it fills you up. For right now.
Yeah, for right now. And you hungry again an hour later.
Cool. Two hours later.
And they have had a 100-year run. I get enough people in here buying this, but now I'm selling them fucking a sauce that we made that's yours.
And now my sauce is flying off the shelf. Or I'm selling 99 cents.
They're not even here for the bullshit food no more. They're here for this.
But even with the issues that the music industry's having, to the McDonald's point, McDonald's make the majority of their money off real estate. You know that.
Here you go. Here you go.
They make money for real estate. That's why you see music going into tech and data.
You said I'm the one up here being smooth. We ain't talking like Billy Dee Williams.
Hey, yo. Enough with the music.
We get it. I understand.
Right now, a jury is in deadlock when it comes to Daniel Penny. Perry or Penny? Penny.
Yeah, Daniel Penny is a deadlock jury right now. Those of you who don't know, Daniel Penny was a man who choked out another man who was acting erratic on the subway station, in the train station.
So he choked him out. Jordan Neely.
Jordan Neely, thank you, man. And he choked him out, and he ended up dying.
Mm-hmm. And right now, the jury is in deadlock.
They can't, you know, can you help us with that, man, please? Yeah. He faces a manslaughter charge in the subway chokehold death of Jordan Neely,

but right now the jury's deciding his fate and they've informed the judge

that they cannot reach a unanimous verdict

on the top charge.

Let's see here.

What's the top charge?

The top charge is a manslaughter charge.

That's the top?

Yeah.

Yeah.

It was never second degree murder.

Never.

It was manslaughter. He can face up to 15 years in jail.
The judge gave the 12 jurors an Allen charge, wherein the jurors are encouraged to hash out their differences and reach a unanimous verdict in order to avoid a mistrial. So he was charged with manslaughter and criminally negligent homicide.
It can't be murder. And he's pleaded not guilty to the charges.
And prosecutors contend that Penny used too much force on Neely for too long, while his defense team argues that he was acting in defense of both himself and fellow passengers, which is bullshit. It can't be murder because you need motive and intent for murder.
He ain't necessarily have a motive when he entered on the train. Can't be murder.
Gotta be manslaughter. I feel bad.
I used to see that guy all the time, too. Jordan Neely? Yeah, he was an MJ impersonator.
So he would be on Times Square a lot. Yeah.
I used to see... You know, he did have moments where down there, you know, people would fuck with him.
So I'm not sure, like, if he was an erratic person. But I do remember seeing instances of him, you know, getting to...
He was schizophrenic. Yeah.
but then as you learn that but with with the with the guy who was named daniel penny it was a six minute long chokehold yeah at what point does that not come into effect and then also his like wasn't he like a marine or something he was a marine and and the prosecution um brought up as a witness the person who trained him in chokeholds so he knows how to perform one and he knows at what point somebody will go limp and they are just unconscious and when it can become exactly and that to me is the difference he held on to him for six minutes he knew what he was doing and then when they searched um uh jordan neely they found he had no weapons on him he i think he had like a muffin in his pocket and so and also he was just like oh he was you know um he was scaring a pregnant woman she was like yeah no he didn't that's what the lady said yes so she was also called as a witness even if he was scaring i mean i get get restraining somebody. I get the whole I'm trying to protect people.
I get that. Once you got him, that six-minute hold...
Once he lost consciousness, let him go. Let him go.
My thing is, to Mel's point, fam, if the people

on the train are now saying, nah,

it was good, because this is the thing, and people,

this is a regional thing for us, people out

there don't know. When you get on a train in New York,

that's normal, almost,

for the guy we might look

at as being crazy or a little deranged

to be on a train, being loud.

We've seen motherfuckers piss on the train.

We need to see niggas jerk off on the train. So So again, for a regional thing, that's normal to us.
So for the viewers and listeners, that's not necessarily normal. Mel's saying a pregnant lady like, nah, this is another train ride for me.
We know, you know what I'm saying? Because we rode the New York City trains. That's not abnormal for a motherfucker to be talking to themselves or yelling or screaming or doing some shit.
What needs to change for me is that the people need to get more involved. I feel like if the people got more involved to just hold them down, we wouldn't have situations like this.
Not saying that the guy Daniel he's guilty and he needs to whatever comes in because he should have let go. We have this mindset in New train station.
We're just going to mind our business. Yo, niggas jump on the tracks.
We're going to mind our business. Yo, this happened.
Turn your head and mind your business. And that shit is wrong.
I'm pretty sure three other people could have came together and held them down until police came or calm them down. Yes.
You know what I'm saying? It's true. And there was somebody else who also wasn't even on the train at the time that this even happened.
They boarded the train while the incident was in progress and then came along and held Jordan Ailey's hands down. So he literally could not.
And they should be accomplices to murder. But they haven't charged him.
They should be accomplices to murder. I agree.
Yeah. It's not as extreme, but.
I'm on your business shit, by the way. I'm with you on what you said.
And the other the other side of that right for the people who do walk New York saying mind your business mind your business because a lot of people don't shit I'm currently doing some shit where I feel like damn I wish I would mind my motherfucking business because I tried to help somebody and now I'm the person being charged with some shit but you're responsible for how you responded you way. I tried.
I tried. And then when the situation did not go a certain way, I was forced to act a certain way.
What forced you to act? I can't. No, I'm not talking about that.
I don't want you to get into detail, but when you say forced, it's something internally. No, no, no, no.
You wasn't forced. I'm saying I'm there to help.
I'm here to help people who I feel are in a moment. Mediate some shit.
Mediate something. And even within the mediation, the mediation went from mediation into now the escalation.
So now I now have to be aggressive. Got it.
So in those moments, I know a lot of people who said to me, yo, that's honorable shit, but nigga, you should have mind your business. Yeah.
Fam. It's sad to think like that.
There was a story. It happened in Elizabeth where a couple was arguing and the dude looked like he was about to, I think he did hit the girl or something, and the guy jumped out of his car.
Like, yo, yo, you can't do that. And he popped him.
Yeah, it happens a lot. Yo, unfortunately, I don't know what happened after, but I'm just saying, unfortunately, we are in a time where minding your business can save your fucking life.
That's true. So if I'm on a train and I see it, I'm not jumping in shit.
You gotta use discernment, though. I mean, it's something you could jump.
But that discernment can't... I'm not...
My discernment is to get home to my daughters. Listen, listen.
There's plenty of times we watch shit that happen, kids. Watch things in the street that happen, and yeah, you want to mind your business, but the humanitarian in you prompts you to go out there and interfere.
Imani's situation, I might have interjected. Yeah, Imani, I don't want to talk about that because we don't know who...
Wait, I'm minding my motherfucking business. I think what happened...
I'm minding my business. I'm sorry, man.
Please, I'm so sorry. I am minding my business in domestic issues.
Me. Because I've witnessed when you get out the car and help the woman, she ends up living with the guy and she will jump you she'll jump you and no get off him yeah get off him so unless he's trying to stab or do something crazy oh he got a knife I'm minding my business you know what I'm saying I got tense too and man yeah see what you gonna say man but a lot of other things y'all niggas ain't shit I ain't shit that's fucked up You know why Because if your daughter's outside Or your mom or something like that We always say that And it's so easy for us to say When it comes to us But we would I have two sisters I couldn't imagine my sisters Being somewhere in that moment And there's men around And she's being hurt Attacked or something And niggas is like Man I got mom man, I got my business.
I don't know. Like, that would fuck me up.
I'm sorry to hear that. At the end of the day, the goal is to make it.
I don't care. Y'all can say whatever y'all want to say about ICE.
My goal is to make it back home. I've heard too many stories of the nigga putting the cape on, being a superhero, and also becoming a victim.
Or also, that being his last day.

I don't give a fuck.

My goal is to get home.

Even if you don't get killed.

Let's say you and the dude shoot a fair one.

Oh, you catch a charge.

No, look, you and the dude shoot a fair one.

You beat his ass.

Now you got beef.

Now you got a broken hand.

And you got a beef.

Now you got a beef.

They coming back.

Now you all got to come back.

Now guess what happens next week?

He getting piped out by the same person you was defending. Pause.
And you got a broken hand. And a beef.
They coming back. Guess what happens next week? He getting piped out by the same

person you was defending. Pause.
And you got

a broken hand. And a beef.

Right? And he know who you are. Now y'all

beefing the street. Shorty, back with him.

Cool. My nigga Ice

is on a two train, right? Going to Harlem.

Ew. And you know

a nigga can't fight. So a nigga

go... Oh, shit.

Ice can't fight? Damn.

So a nigga just put him in the Yokey, right? Nigga put him in the yokey bed, right? Uh-huh. And I just get on...
Me, I don't know Ice, but he doing the fish, the little... Oh, I'm getting choked out.
Choked out. Like homeboy.
Not off his feet. Not off his feet.
In the air? Yeah. And I come on the...
You only 5'6", nigga.

It ain't hard to get your blood off his feet.

Everybody here got that sentiment of your mind, your business.

Y'all gonna feel the same way

if y'all find out, nigga,

Ice got choked out on the two train

going to Lennox?

That's how they gonna feel.

Can I ask a question?

What?

Why I'm on the train?

I don't know.

Let's just start from there.

You might be gonna see

something with a fat ass.

And Ice getting choked out,

nigga, you're helping Ice, nigga.

Ice big ass head.

If you don't know Ice,

you're not helping Ice.

So then...

I'm saying? No. No.
If you don't know Ice, you're not helping Ice. If you don't know Ice, you're not helping Ice.
So then when we find out, just like, and I'm not to make that a joke, but now we turn on the news. And that's somebody's man or somebody's cousin.
No, that's our man. Now we have to come in here and report on that shit.
Oh, I see what you're saying. And the message is going to be to people.
And the message is going to be to people, what'm going to drive. Go ahead.
Go ahead. No, I was just saying, I want to be very clear.
I understand that message, but if I found out that there were people that could have helped my man who was getting Yoki beard out. Yo, yo, you pick somebody up? I'm sorry.
You just look so tender. Oh, shit.
Hey, yo. Now you do look a little tender.
Yo, you did that. Yo, that nigga says you on your Pinsbury shit.
Get him. You gonna poke him? Who you said, get me? Oh, shit.
I thought he was going the other way. I thought he was going the other way.
I'll get E, right? Yeah.

So, anyways. Hey, man.

That's for fuck you, nigga.

Yeah, you thought she your friend again?

No, she not?

Oh, my God.

Stop doing that.

I told you C.

I know when Mel not fucking with niggas.

Get that nigga.

Yeah, nigga.

She's my friend, nigga.

No, she meant for us to get you.

Who you said that, Mel?

Huh?

I love her.

I have a question real quick.

Shoot.

This is not about me.

Okay.

Look at that. I have a question real quick.
Shoot. This is not about me.
Okay. Put that out there.
You got a friend, right? If you're married or in a relationship, is it bad to receive... Are you...
Oh, shit. If a person is married...
Can you receive gifts from women or female friends?

What kind of gifts?

Yeah, what kind of gifts? Like expensive gifts, more than what your significant other got you.

Like, can you accept it and rock it?

Like an AP watch.

Not an AP, that's too extreme.

Can you accept it and rock it?

Underwear.

Like some off-white sneakers?

Wait, who is this person to me?

Who is this person to me?

Depends on our relationship.

Like for Christmas?

Or the giver? Yeah, for Christmas. Who's the giver? She's a female friend.
I mean, your ex? It may be your ex. My ex-girlfriend gave me a gift.
Would it be an acceptable gift? And it's some fly shit, like expensive shit. I have cool relationships with some of my exes.
Of course you do. My girl knows some of my exes.
Of course she does. Nigga right here.
So it depends on the ex. It depends on the ex.
I wish, yo, listen. Hit the thing.
This thing right here. My wife.
It depends on the ex. Can your girl accept gifts from her ex? My girl don't have no exes.
What the fuck? He's still here. You know what I'm saying? He's still here.
Damn, you exes crazy. Big terrorist.
My last. You fucking Barry White-ass niggas.
Listen, but for real. I'm not lying.
We hypocrites. Let's go with this.
Bro, I answered you. It means you are misogynistic hypocrites.
Me and you. If certain exes of mine gave me a gift, my girl would have a problem with it.
If certain exes of mine gave me a gift, my girl wouldn't have a problem with it.

Some of my exes I'm on the phone with right now

till 12, 31 o'clock in the morning

discussing my business.

My girl's standing right there.

You that nigga, yeah.

Y'all trying to flip them?

You didn't know how to do that.

I like that white freaky shit.

You guys, boy.

Y'all set up the plate, girl. Chill, I'm set up the plate.
I got this, yo, relax. Relax, chill.
that white freaky shit. Free-ass boy.

Set up the play.

Girl, channel, set up the play.

I got this.

Yo, relax.

Relax.

She coming. Hey, yo.

Hey, yo.

Look, she winning.

Flip him up.

Yo, this is you.

Oh, man.

Listen, I'm going to give you a listen.

You are an idiot. I'm too hypocritical.
I'm too hypocritical. Like, if somebody want to give me a gift, I'm going to accept it.
I'm going to rock it. You ain't going to tell her where it came from.
That's the thing. I feel like, I'm going to keep it real.
When you pay the bills in the crib and you go, listen, let me finish. When you got to hide the shit, cause you gotta hide when you get some shit from, where that from? Oh, JR, look, like, you gotta hide shit.
It feel lame. I just wanna tell the truth.
Just keep it real there. Tell the truth then.
No, no, no. My wife can't get no gifts from no nigga.
There's a flip side to that. What if he gets you a gift too? No.
Oh, shit. What if he gets you a gift too? Yo, get this for your man.
Yo. I'm not accepting that.
Well, it's fly. How you doing? Get some off-flash shit.
Is it for the cramps? You said if the side nigga get him a gift too? I've done it. That's crazy.
Y'all seen your man. He needs some bigger pants.
Give him these. Oh, shit.
You took some 40s. You trying to probably get your man these 40s right here.
This is like a solution. You met my wife.
What you doing, man? I did. Look who's up.
Or what if she lied? And you don't lied? And she said she bought it. I inquired about that because one time I got a gift, right? And I'm going to keep it real.
I got a gift from my homegirl. And she bought me some Yeezys.
The green shit. It was real? No, it was official.
Oh, okay. And, like...

You sure?

Straight friend, my peoples.

And I told my wife,

yo, yeah, I got this from her.

I got this from her.

Cool.

But then, like, years later,

a year later,

like, she, like,

said some slick shit about it.

Like, oh, you getting this?

Tell your girl,

tell your peoples to get them.

Right, nigga, like,

so, is that inappropriate?

And then now.

Did you feel wrong when you got him? Now she popping up with gifts?

No, hell no.

You crazy.

Did you get her something back?

Huh?

Huh?

No, no, no.

I didn't get her nothing back.

No, no, no.

It was an appreciation gift.

I thought you were rebelling me.

No, no, no, no.

What was she appreciative of?

I'm not trying to be funny.

What was she appreciative of?

We had did something.

I had supported her on one of her adventures. Sure, sure.
I get it. To support one of of her adventures.
Yeah. That's right.
That's right. That's right.
That's right. That's right.
That's right. That's right.
That's right. That's right.
That's right. That's right.
No, no, no. She was giving back to the community, and I showed her for the free.
That's what they call it. That's right.
Yeah. Come on.
Stop playing. I love when they give back to the community.
Community box. She got me a gift.
And my wife, like, she held it down. Like, oh, all right, cool.
But then later on, it was brought up. Flip, you can't do that.
And then now, no, no, no. Now.
You serious? No. Now, there's a pack of cologne that somebody want to send me, yo.
Some Gucci ill shit. But I don't want to go in the crib, so do I keep it in my car? Because I want it.
It smelled good. I want to smell it.
Throw that shit away, yo. Not through her.
I want to smell it. Do I keep it in my car? Some old school shit? Then she going to go in your car.
And then yesterday, my wife came up in my,

I'm in the studio chilling by myself like this.

I hear the door open, she's walking up the stairs like that,

and she's walking to my shit, just looking at me.

Like, nigga, I took the shit.

She's looking f***.

What's y'all shit?

Oh, shit.

She's doing what?

Say it again.

What did he say?

He said she was looking f***ing f***ing shit.

Yo, damn, brother.

Yo, robbing the rack?

You ain't even get a meal.

Yo, I got up in my mouth with anything robbing the rack.

She came in and spent my whole shit like this around.

I'm not a robbing the rack. She can't even expect my whole shit.
I thought it was JR because I think it's a trick when they walk up the stairs. She's walking the same time as him so it can sound like one step.
Synchronize them shits. You should have people in my studio.
I can't tell her not to come to my studio. Who the fuck am I? But you can't just walk.
Like, what about this? Yo, y'all good? Yo, Flip, is the gift and all this shit that you, is it worth the headache? Never, it's not worth the headache. That's my point.
Throw the shit away. Don't get me wrong.
You should be allowed. If you got friends, friends should be able to exchange.
I know why you look at me like that. I ain't saying, I'm letting you rock.
I do think friends should be allowed to exchange gifts like that. It's harmless.
Some Cologne shit. That's nothing crazy.
If it was not harmless, I wouldn't talk about it. The curve crazy, though.
But if it's... Cool order.
If it's going to have your wife bringing some shit up or having you look funny. But my wife is...
That's that Caribbean shit. She played off in the moment.
That's what you chose. That's what you signed up for.
If you wouldn't want somebody to do something to you, don't do it to them. I'm not going to lie.
I look at that differently. Thank you.
Show me that. I think that this is my opinion.
Misogynistic. That's not misogynistic.
I am. The stuff that...
I'm not. So the shit that...
Well, it sounds like me and you together, but go ahead. No, I'm taking the gift.
It depends on who the gift is from and what it's for. So I've spoken that shit for free for people.
Right? I just did an event not too long ago. I ain't get paid for it.
I did it as a favor. If the girl said, yo, I appreciate you coming through.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Here's a gift of my appreciation.
That's different. He just said that's what it was for.
That's what I did. But it's different if she appreciates you and trying to get your body to.
You blinking your eyes. I'm not blinking my eyes.
Why you blinking your eyes? I've been dealing with a lot of shit, nigga. I've been dealing with stupid ass fucking the Dyson shit coming in the crib.
I've been dealing with all this shit and I'm checking my accounts and it matches. Like, come on, nigga.
Like, how about the gift? No, I'm not. What? But if...
Why you laughing for? I was just asking. Nigga got that for all you want to say? You know if's trying to bag you.
I did see the charge in a joint. Yeah, but you can't get bagged without your participation.
So even if the girl is trying to bag you, if you don't participate, nigga, this was business. Stop that.
Stop. The reason why I...
Stop. Stop.
Thank you. Thank you.
We're going to be real or we're going to lie. We're going to be real.
Stop. Let's stop being here.
Hey, my nigga, I ain't never fallen no pussy in my life. Yo, it's.
It took two people. It's.
We're not talking about falling in pussy. We're talking about there's a way to shut something down.
Or mess some shit orbit. Even if you don't intend in doing anything.
Just the fact that you allow it to still linger around in a certain way is disrespectful. So let's just say a nigga trying to buy your girl some shit.
But she's making it clear. And like you said, she can't land on nothing that she don't want to land on.
Just the fact that she's allowing that to continue. To be in a space is a violation.
Yeah, because the person already showed you they're not respecting your relationship. And they keep trying.
You draw the line and they keep stepping. Yeah, y'all added this whole third component to it.
Flip's example was... He did a charity event for a young lady.
I did. The young lady gave him a gift of appreciation.
Man, we all done speaking and a bunch of them be trying to bag us after. The person that gave the event? Sometimes.
What the fuck are we talking about? Yeah, that was the case, even if that was the case, say they did try to bag or I tried to bag, that's not what it was. I'm not saying in your case.
It's a possibility. But even if that was, a gift is a gift.
I'm just saying, the reason why I'm saying my wife brought up one time, hold on, hold on, hold on, y'all. reason why I'm saying because my wife brought up one time, like, how would you feel if I received a gift from someone? I wouldn't like it.
And I'll throw it outside the crib on some old school shit. Like, yo, get this shit out of here.
But you've said you're a hypocrite. I am.
All the time. Yeah, but I wanted to see if anybody else is a hypocrite like me.
Yes. We all are.
My nigga, man. You're not with that, right, man?

You accept gifts, but if that nigga from Chicago PD accepts the gift from him, you're throwing it away, right?

Keep it real.

Parks.

Exactly, nigga.

What if she get him a camera?

Like the Ilshus Sony FX.

That's our camera.

Oh, so you're going to utilize the gift with him?

Yeah.

More likely than not, yeah. I'm just saying, yes.
Okay. That's all I wanted to say.
You niggas. Lenny's is lying.
There's a lot of Lenny's up here, boy. I'm telling the truth.
I'm telling y'all. And I don't even want to go ahead and assume to...
Just answer it. People are playing like they're more secure than what they are.
I know for... I'm telling you, She ain't playing with no camera.
She's going to be a fan. She's lying.
She's going to get jealous. She's going to get jealous.
He's already made it clear. She ain't doing a certain level thing.
You see your wife get a gift. You're going to be tight.
Some crazy shit. 100%.
I'm insecure when it comes to my wife. He's going to do the same.
You're going to do the same. Listen, I'm insecure.

I'm insecure.

Look, we didn't discuss your wife getting a gift based under the same pretenses.

It's all relative.

Like, it's information.

It's contextual that allows how far we can go.

A nigga you don't know.

Where's the gift coming from?

A nigga you don't know.

A nigga you don't know. But she know.
It can be from work. It can be from the school.
It can be from the school. Whatever.
You correct. She got a rapport with him.
She got friends? Yeah, she got friends, nigga. No, she don't.
Yeah. True, go ahead.
So who are you now to determine what's good for her in her situation? Her boyfriend. And she's your wife.
The ruler of the life. She's your wife.
So she's able to also say to you, nigga, don't be bringing no cologne on no off-white cigarette. That's why I asked, can I fucking put it in the car on some old school shit and keep it in the car? You don't think your wife know what your cologne smell like? That's sneaky.
And that you ain't spending no money on no cologne? So how come you barely match? Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Hey, yo. Your man? Your man, Wiley.
Who barely match? I love you, though. You crazy, man.
You wowed. Who barely match? Hey, yo, today I just used your shit on again.
I think when niggas start explaining themselves to you, nigga, I said it all the time. Nigga, I was looking late last night.
I stood in the mirror of man time and tried to change man time. You did it.
You did it. I said, yo, come on.
Close enough, man. Close enough.
Yeah, I did it. The blues ain't really in the mirror.
Yo, JR, let me get the pants. Yo, let me get the pants, JR.
Yo, take your pants off. Yo, don't go.
Stop doing that to your wife. Doing what? That's the one person you ain't supposed to be doing this hypocritical shit with.
Listen, I don't give a... Stop.
I'm just telling you, stop. I tell her all the time I'm a hypocrite.
She said, why don't you tell him the rest of the stuff? Flip cares more than he give off that he gives a fuck, yo. Where's the conversation in there, but...
No, I do care. No I act like I don't care, I'm lying.
No, we know. I care tremendously because that's, but at the same time, you said what, Ish? Nothing.
What'd you say? Say it loud, nigga. I said you pay the bills.
That's whack. That's a whackest truth.
What does that mean? A lot of niggas that pay the bills feel like, yo, I know. I could just do whatever.
I told like that. Yeah, but so what? Ish.
But there's nothing I can do, nigga. You don't feel like that? Let's keep it up.
Even if I felt like that, there's nothing I can do. I know.
There's nothing. Because we don't have to do it.
I'm going to risk the happiness of my household because of some heat. So hold on, let me finish.
Because it's my ego and machismo bullshit that I'm trying to portray to society. There's nothing I can do, nigga.
You can't do that because you also had experiences with her where the shoe was on the other foot. I was broke.
So you have to got to take, yeah. You have to honor that.
Now is your time. Why don't we need a 999 Dyson, nigga? I don't want your hair.
To purify the hair. I got one of them.
That shit is annoying. I love my shit.
Why you need that Gucci cologne, nigga? I sleep like a baby with that shit on. What? That shit cold, though.
It cold as fuck. Yo, that shit be cold.
Dyson air purifier. I got one.
You think I bought that shit? Throw that shit out the window. That shit highest frame the bedroom.
It's like a white noise machine. The shit that you talking about, it services y'all.
It services the house. No, the Dyson shit, it services y'all.
It does. The sneakers and the cologne only service you.
It's about me, nigga. A.E.
That's why I say he. A.E.
You're exhausting. We niggas.
Am I? Yes. How, man? I grew up in North.
Hold on. I agree with her, though.
Yeah, it's just like, I don't know how your wife does it. God bless her.
You are just, you are so... I'm not going to...
Oh, nah. I love you to death.
Girl, you almost got inducted into a cult. You lived with a pastor and a priest.
Come on, man. No, it was a self-proclaimed prophet of God.
But that's a whole other story. Yeah, but you lived...
That don't help. I didn't bring him in the fucking house.
It wasn't me. And did you respect him at the time he was there? No.
You was ruled to the priest? I sure. He wasn't a priest.
He was a self-proclaimed prophet of God. I was like, what's your government? Did you cook for him too? The fuck I did.
When you cooked, you didn't feed him as well? I did not. So you never cooked? You didn't ever wash his feet? I fucking didn't.
I didn't do nothing like that. What I'm saying is that I am exhausted, but being inducted into a coke got to be more exhausting than dealing with me.
Yeah, it was. Alright.
Dealing with me is just more like, man, listen. Man, look.
When I come here, let me just talk, y'all, because I know y'all giggling and shit. This is my life.
That's why we laughing, nigga. I'm able to express myself.
I can't say this shit to her. Oh, okay.
I was going to say that, but y'all was going to make you laugh at me. I can't say this shit.
Why would the fuck? You think I want to tell her, I told her y'all be cracking jokes about the Dyson and shit like that. She's like, all right, go tell them about this other shit that I did, too.
That's her shit. I don't want to hear that shit.
She want to get a fucking new chandelier. For what? For us.
For the house. For your kids.
We don't need chandeliers. She want the house to look a certain way.
She want a certain feng shuak. Hold on, we're throwing a gathering.
Invite all the family. She wants a hot chocolate station.
I love that idea. That's dope for the holiday.
I'll slap dope for the holidays. Thank you, thank you, E.
I slapped that whole shit up for the holidays. I slapped that whole...
I think that's dope. That's fire.
A hot chocolate station? For the holiday season, yes. Look at your man.
Thank you. Thank you, Corey.
You dipped a little shit in your dick. Thank you.
Thank you, Corey. And then my daughter wants to decorate the house.
No! That's dope. No, nigga.
Grinch-ass nigga. Yes, let the kids decorate the house.
No, he, you know that's bullshit. That's bullshit.
Let them decorate the house. You don't even be home like that.
Pretty much. So what do you even care? Leave me out of this.
Because somebody is grieving something about their homes. What about it? Because I seem like a pig.
Like, come on, bro. What, you decorating the house? We getting ready to do that shit this weekend.
Yeah, me too. You got to set...
You got to be pussy on something. True.
Here. And that's what I learned up here from y'all.
I'm sucker. Wait, wait.
You trying to say we pussy? No, I learned that. When I...
Meow. Meow.
Meow. When it comes to certain shit.
You got to choose your balance, y'all. You know what it is? With more money and more visibility come more eyes and more scrutiny.
Okay. Right? With more money, more visibility come with more eyes and more scrutiny.
So you're getting that back. So what I'm saying is that when there's more scrutiny, a lot of things that may have not taken serious when we were broke is taken extremely serious now.
When I was able to do that shit that I was able to flip the network back when I was just making a couple of dollars over YouTube, it's a little bit different now. So now I have to move accordingly.
And she does too. She does.
She does. Hold up.
So she stuck with you when you wasn't getting no money and there were certain things that I might have wanted to buy that I wasn't able to buy that I didn't have the capability to do so. Now I do.
So now I want to decorate my shit. Now I'm overcharging for what they did to the cold crush, nigga.
Now I want these dumbass mechanical blondes that we as niggas don't give a fuck about. Let her rock.
I'm leaving the crib. And in her brain, she might be saying, yo.
I'm leaving the crib. In her brain.
I'm leaving on holidays. I'm leaving.
I don't care. No, you're not.
No, you're not, yo. Go ahead and leave.
And you can communicate the same thing without being a dictator. Look, she keeping the card? Hey, hold on.
Let me talk to this nigga. You can.
What do you mean communicate without being a dictator? You can. I've learned, because I used to do the other way, too.
I make the money. I'm the man.
Then they pack their shit. And you be like, yo, hold on.
No, wait, wait. I'm sorry.
All the dictators that lived ran a successful country. And they died alone.
They got murdered and they sleep. They died alone to be miserable.
Except for the ones that... You did not take history classes.
Yeah, you did. Yeah.
It's not the way to go. They ran you out of Brooklyn and then they ran...
Kim Jong-un, whatever his name is, he's doing good, nigga. Napoleon.
Napoleon. Napoleon did good.
No, he didn't. No, he didn't.
He was exiled. He died alone at the end, but he did good.
He got exiled. He did good for himself, but not for the country.
Who's Napoleon's wife? I don't know. Exactly.
There you go. Being a fucking dictator.
So? You didn't have no hoes? Napoleon didn't do good for the... Hold on, Napoleon didn't do good for the...
And he was short, so he had to overcome... Napoleon did not do good for the country? No.
Are y'all fucking stupid? Oh, my God. What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you, niggas? Y'all forgot your history? You went to Jackson, right? Nigga.
That nigga. the 11 schools taught you this one? I went to Murray Bertram, Environmental Studies, Martin Van Buren.
What, your high school's called Environmental Studies? Was it Jackson or was it Campus Magnet by that time? Which one? I didn't go to Campus Magnet. I went to the other one.
I went to Satellite. That nigga couldn't even be in the building't even be in the building.
No, I went to another school. That nigga went to the alternative.
Little trailer in the back. What I mean is that he conquered a lot.
Okay. For frying? Maybe not for the country, but he conquered.
Y'all had pizza every day, right? No, he did. Out the aluminum.
Gotta be a warrior in the world and a lover in the home. How long was gym class? Hey, what's the one? Hey, y'all was valedictorian before.
Of gym? No. I was valedictorian.
No, for real. And that's what's wrong with you, nigga.
I was smart. What happened? What happened in society? Nah, you still smart, my nigga.
I'm fucking with you. Society going outside, but I was valedictorian, but that's not even the point.
Cool. Kindergarten.
Like, how many kids was in the classroom? Like seventh grade.

Uh-huh.

How many kids was in the classroom?

I had 37 kids.

Was there windows?

Yeah, there was windows.

It was that great.

And yo, and yo, and this is.

It had the cage on the window.

It was some great foamy.

What does the scissors look like?

Damn, man.

It wasn't the round shit.

It was the shop shit, nigga.

It wasn't the round.

Ay-yi-yi-yi. You need to do this.
I didn't have a para. I didn't have a para, nigga.
The round safety scissors. Oh, shit.
It closed it for me. At the end of the day, I was speaking about Napoleon conquering places.
Yeah, but we're talking about inside your house. It's not working.
All right, but nigga, you didn't know what happened in Napoleon's house. Yes, you do.
He died alone, man. Bitch, do what I say.
A lot of people die alone. Not you.
You don't want to. I don't, but it's not about that.
It's about, see, that's what's wrong with you niggas. And I set all you niggas up to show that you pander for the people.
What? This is supposed to be a place where we speak about our feelings. I can't say this outside.
I can't even say this to her. I can't even say this in my car.
A nigga driving around. Why the fuck she's on the phone talking to her friend, trying to help her with a stupid machine.
I can't even say it in the car. I come up here to say it, and y'all niggas judging.
This is your way of saying it to her. Yeah, he wasn't talking to this shit off.
This is your way of saying it to her, because you know you're saying this. Nigga, you're Stop your ears.
You're the man. You're running the house.
You lay the law. Why you can't say what you want to say? I've learned it's better to get shit done just by being kind.
Thank you. That's why.
Wait, what? Thank you. You can still say it.
Hey, I don't think that this mechanical shit on the wall is nice. See, that's not common.
Hey. We need mechanical blinds.
I don't think this mechanical, I don't think we need this mechanical thing on the wall made out of metal and gold. I think you spent too much money on that.
I think you could go to something else. Then check the account.
Well. I don't think you need 17 pairs of sneakers.
Flip. That money could go on something else.
What about all the things that she might have thought you ain't need In that moment where you wasn't supporting Let's move on Like the Gucci Cadillac, right? I didn't need it, I bought two watches We know you're two watches What you get? Yeah, it's her turn Went ahead and flipped that tax money and all that We heard the story Hey, Hey, you know, Bucks. We heard the story.
Listen, her investment. Hey, Flip, here's the thing.
Her investment is paid off. I was talking mad shit to her, and she reminded me, like, nigga, even when you started giving money, I still gave you half of the income tax.
Yeah, she got you. Damn.
Yeah, you done. But that was so hard.
That was what you wanted to do. That was all investment, and now it's the return time.
All right, say no more. All right, she gets the ball.
Thank you, y'all. Yeah, we did it.
We did it. Yeah, we did it.
Good shit, guys. Does anybody else have anything they need to get off? No.
Any more internal family disputes or... I got some shit for Ice, but I'm going to get him on Patreon.
Ah, okay. Yeah, it's the best thing we do.
Damn. Damn.
All right, well, sleepers, right? Yeah, fuck it. Let's get to sleepers.
All right. Well, I guess I'll pop it off.
Order is you. Yes.
All right. Yesterday, being that this is recorded, whatever, was the 19-year anniversary of Lil Wayne's The Carter II album.
Damn. Damn.
We old, y'all. Yeah.
19 years. And that's his fifth joint.
I was like, shit. Anyway, so I'm going to play a record off Carter 2.

This is Best Rapper Alive. Thank you.
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We gotta be afraid, yeah

Fuck up with all these rookie MCs

Smell like a bunch of pussy to me

Fuck em, fuck em good

Fuck em long, fuck em hard

Fuck who, fuck em all, yeah

Like that, just like that, right back

I'm on that money train and that Maca

Knock em off track

The quarterback, well protected from the Warren Sapp The young heart attack, I spit that cardiac You can't see me baby boy, you got that cataract I'm right here, straight out the hood just like an alicate Since everyone's a king, well where the fuck your palates at? Me, I got callus on my hands, I can handle that It's no problem, baby, I still got it It's just a victory lap, baby, I'm just jogging And I ain't even out of breath The motherfucking best yet Sorry for cussing The best rapper alone The best rapper alone The best rapper alone The best rapper alive Slag a right shit, game tight

And it gon' R-E-S-P-E-C-T-E

The best rapper alive

The best rapper alive

The best rapper alive

The best rapper alive

Slag a right shit, game tight

And you should be afraid

We can't be afraid, yeah

And that again is

Best Rapper Alive, Lil Wayne

Carter 2

Happy 19 year anniversary

That just sounds nuts

That sounds fucking crazy to me

He went crazy on that though

He did

I'm going to the west coast

This is A Room Full of Mirrors

Wonton Suits. Hey, yo, we live from the burning bush.
It's the lost tribe of Kush. Lost in this wilderness, hiding inside a book.
My diary ride was Moses' copious notes. Holding the cannon.
Unless you turn to the Aussie coach, you ain't even close to this type of understanding Between the world and me, I'm still standing Big trash cans in the street, get a warfare It's for the forebears, turning young cubs to poor bears Forever caught in my crosshairs, staring at a mirror, staring back, ain't no more stare Appointed times of the nation, busting at Satan From the block to Bel Belhaven It's the great tribulation The four horses crusading

Nigga salivating, ain't I can't be waiting

Hey, where are y'all going, man? Y'all crew, gotta chill

Before we know I'm down here, cause my crew gotta eat

You a bon bon too, bon bon you Cook you like that wonton soup, nigga

The realest gotta prevail Guarding the details

Listening to shock valve Mirrors on a different scale

Making it obvious you Better off dodging us

Disrupting the usual Really this your cue to go Let's play it like you knew better, fitted for this new era Watch your head, guard your heart, early correct in all errors Told you it's just two of me and some gems in It's a room full of icons, you tell me what you see Okay, I'm back by popular, fuck y'all, we'll prove better Demons land, Silk Road, niggas figure they knew better You cheddar spitting, ace dobin' with everyone in gi See the setup is just Beethoven Big dog madness, run shit, gun shit Mafia, spit, y'all cabin, slump shit Compete for what? It's just y'all average Disrespect is golly, get y'all lashes I close out them all, some souls gotta fall It's the season of the ones who believed in the past We stick to the way of the staff, never be last Beneath the apple bombing, we the mobbing, even out the map Arm to the leg, leg to the arm, hand brought to slap In the booth I brought the truth, the sauce, the juice to give me dab Fluck the sonic boom, mirror moves, go trippin' Humpty dumpty what we said, devil's dad, that's what I said We the innovation, new generation, fuck the cab Swords and sides, don't fuck with that Miracle wars, fly your monkeys out the door Black doors, they bought the violence What are y'all goin' through? Y'all crew, gotta chill Or we know I'm knowin' you, cause my crew, gotta eat You a bonbon too, bonbon you, cook you like that wonton soup, nigga Marry me a legend in Saint Paul forever Name a nigga better, come back with his head severed Done playin' the background, rebirth of a god livin' Descended from the clouds, dimensions I've transcended Think inception, been in they mind living Nico Deshaun isn't, won't restrict it by physics I defy the laws with these metaphors I'm giving From my highest source and my flying saucer to heaven Vendama Marx been bringing arson and giving up to the cost Smoking rappers with caution, they boo-fying even coughing Only option, cause there ain't no competition I been been going hard almost ready to put my dick in turn the game into my bitch while the industry

watch me slipping Kings of the underground rolling J's big pimpin

They punch call I'm armed and aiming I finna spar let it off and now you spawn in the heavens right next to God Ayy, what are y'all goin' through? Y'all crew gotta chill, but we know I'm, know I'm yo'

Cause my crew gotta eat, you a bon bon chum

That's a room full of mirrors, wonton soup

Shout out to the guys, and girls Got to chill, but we know I'm, know I'm yo' Cause my crew, gotta eat, you a bon bon chute That's Room Full of Mirrors, Wonton Soup

Shout out to the guys

Yeah girls

Biggish

I'm going to...

I'm gonna go to They

And the song is called Straight Up. I'ma come round me, I'ma show you why these girls talk about me All your body's singing like you ain't me All through the night, never get no sleep Never seen nobody to control like me Send that little kitchen, baby, come and see Now I get you feeling like you to see Let me eat a remedy Yeah, yeah Straight up You're on me, I can't get into ya Straight up Show me I can't drink it, baby Straight up You know I never think about ya Straight up Oh, oh, oh Let's make plans, let's link up Let's be parted Got you back, got me drunk, now we drowning Crushing out, was he good, I'm surrounded Been around, before, but who's counting? I know you are quick to switch sides You look like you tryna give me something real again Baby, I've been putting in time Come on, baby I'ma show you what these girls talk about me All your body singing like you and me All through the night, never get no sleep Never see nobody take a joke like me Turn to the location, baby, come and see

Now I get you feeling like, do you see?

Let me be the remedy, yeah, yeah

Straight up, if only I can't get into ya

Straight up, tell me you can't take it, baby

Straight up, no, I never think about ya

Straight up, oh, oh, oh

Straight up, if only I can get to ya Show me you can't drink it, baby No, I never been but you're straight up Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I'm a DJ girl Yeah, I'm blue Yeah, I'm blue

Yeah, I'm blue

Yeah, I'm blue

Yeah, I'm blue

Yeah, I'm blue Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is they straight up.
That's hard. Big Mel.
Yeah, mine is...

Sorry.

By Nick Hakeem.

It's called I Don't Know. Here's a toast to you, it's been too long And we'll drink until the night is gone

Where did you go? What have you seen? And over there, does the air taste differently? Where did you go? Where did you go? I knew Where did you go?

Where did you go?

I love you.

I love you're watching over me

You help us through the good and through the pain we breathe One day we'll wake up from this crazy dream We'll meet again after my life's time out We are now at the University of Minnesota Where will we go? I know Where will we go? Where will we go? I know. I know.
I'm here to go. You alright now? A lot of you so good You're definitely good Where did we go? You okay? That is Nick Hakeem, I Don't Know.
A beautiful number. What is he saying, man? What? What is he saying, where did we go? Yep.
Joan Rose. Hey, Mel, where you find that song at, yo? You guys never ask me that.
But this one, I just, I'm curious. This particular one.
All right. Who gave you the song? Suck a dick.
Why couldn't I have come up with this? Nobody's ever questioned any song I've ever played ever, ever, ever. What's up with this one? Why are you speaking to niggas through songs on here? Why are you doing that? So where you got it from? Tell me.
Apple Music. All right, that's that piece.
Not too much on Mel. All right.
Not too much on Mel. My brows category.
Because she's just afraid to say that she just went through some shit. She really want to make it seem like, it's all right, nigga.
I was speaking to you through music, nigga. We ain't going to do that, dog.
Hey, yo, take this. Whoever it fly, let it fly.
You know what I'm saying? That was good. You know the song's about death, right? Yes.
He didn't know that either. He did not know that shit.
But it makes it worse now. Who's she killing off? The neighbor.
She killing off the neighbor? She killing off the nigga in Chicago? Or she killing off somebody in the building? That's crazy. Who is it? Listen, what a lovely show we had.
There we go. We hope y'all enjoyed it.
What a lovely show thought he could come in here with a hat and he'd be cool. Nigga, that shit don't work.
Ice. Shout out to Joe, man.
That hat shit don't work, nigga. Hope you feel better.
You think you'll come in here with a hat on ice and mail on shit at you? Oh, you dirty. Ice.
You thought that you come in here with a hat and mail on shit at you? Ice. With a fucking sweat ice.
He talking to me.

He talking to ice, right?

We listen and we don't judge.

Woo!

Until you die!

We're not going to show y'all.

We're not going to show y'all.

We're not going to show y'all.

We're not going to show y'all.

We're not going to show y'all.

We're not going to show y'all.

We're not going to show y'all.

We're not going to show y'all.

We're not going to show y'all.

We're not going to show y'all.

We're not going to show y'all.

We're not going to show y'all.

We're not going to show y'all.

We're not going to show y'all. Thank you.
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I ain't never scared.

I ain't never scared.

We appreciate you guys tuning in.

Don't crush your motherfuckers.

Thank you guys for tuning in to the JVP.

Shout out to the big Melissa Coy.

My nigga Ian Dunlap. He's done laughing around a lot of you niggas.

My nigga Ian Dunlap, baby nigga.

You know what I mean?

He's smarter than your average beer.

My nigga freeze, nigga.

When he's out, it's cold.

Even the cold can't stop him.

My nigga.

He money bags.

Say something nice.

He money bags.

He bag him up.

But sometimes there's a hole at the bottom of the bag and they get loose. My nigga pickity-forks.
I love you, baby. The best thing you did.
Who am I? That's Dallas Atlanta. I'm Queen Flint.
I ride with your Nana. Doggy style on a hamper.
You'll get ripped apart. That's it with darts.
You kids ain't smart. Pop, pop, pop.
I lit the dark. I'm the wizard, the wizard door Come get some art That's courage and brain, came on several strips Not from Houston, but shit, call me Lil Flip Cause I flip a little for shizzle, you flippin' nipples When I flip coke and flip boots, come live a little And you best be knowin', pussy still is best in them Any extra dough, come invest in home, but I clap that boy, kidnap and rap that boy, we, man, I'm a bastard boy like Pastor Troy, but I'm stone sucker with my nigga Bone Crusher, Y'all got anything going on this weekend? Outside, maybe three, maybe outside, maybe three, I might be outside too, I mean, I'm running, we running the streets, I ain't gonna say I'm weak, we, we, we, we, we I mean, we running the streets.
I'm weak. We?

We.

It's a lot of shit.

But we going outside this weekend.

This nigga turn French when he got a girlfriend.

Sure do.

I'm going to H-Crim.

I try to go to H-Crim. Safe that way.

He didn't let me in.

Will never happen.

No invites.

That nigga foul, son.

Wait, where'd you say you going?

You say you going to H-Crim?

I got to talk to them Verizon niggas that put the shit in his crib.

They probably knock on the door and let me in.

I'm going to H-Crim, nigga.

Uh-oh, J-W. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey. Hey, all right, 40 cows fallin' and waitin'.
No matter what county I'm in, D-Cab, Cob, foolin' or Clayton. Why, baby, you know who it is to kiss to death.
The world was sucker free, it'd just be me and my niggas left. I ain't never, I got big hammers everywhere Places where you need your passport at I'm heavy now, it's time we get leaving here When I put the game back It's proper perspective this point, but what poem? The poem at the end.
Adios. Arrivederci.
Goodbye. The baddies being insecure and shit.
Yeah, baddies are insecure. The baddies are insecure.
Stagnant girls want to travel. The baddies are insecure.
The baddies are insecure. The baddies are insecure.
The baddies are insecure. The baddies are insecure.
Yeah, I mean, the truth. The baddies are insecure.
The stagnant women want to travel. The stagnant women want to travel in the closet.
Want you to teach some things. Grab your Tylenol because you're going to need it.
You're going to need it. I had all them Tylenols.
That was good. Tylenols.
Oh, he used to say Ibuprofen. Yeah, with Ibuprofen.
You mix it up sometimes. Yeah.
Okay. It's a nice try.
That was good. That was good.
Nice try. Good job.
Horrible. Welcome back.
Thank you. You said- Welcome back to the park.
What the fuck do you think I'm saying? Pause this real quick, Parks. I'm not insulting you.
You said welcome back? Shout out to my man, I see why niggas.

I'm not insulting you.

I'm saying welcome back, because you soundstage.

I'm giving you credit.

Where'd I go?

Meaning, like, I thought we was out of here.

I thought we was going to bother with you back.

I thought we- Yeah! Come on, man. Niggas acknowledge the general and all the rules So I'm outside of the club and you think I'm a punk So I go to my loaded tank now that's all in the trunk Yo, yo this work has got a lot of bounces I ain't never skate, I ain't never skate I remember that, it was a little rock for a minute I ain't never skate, I ain't never skate I ain't never skate, I ain't never skate Hey Hey, we out of here.

Here we go.