Episode 777 | "The Spectrum"

The thoughts views and opinions expressed by this podcast as well as its hosts offer entertainment purposes only I Repeat it is not serious. It is not real.
No one is exposing revealing Indicting or telling you anything about themselves Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals Who do not have your best interests at all interests at heart or enjoy the show is that what y'all are experiencing bro out there the perception out there changes a lot of man i'm serious people have like some crazy perceptions about up here for sure i just got here and people texting me like they think cats up here is rich rich rich, rich.
Rich, rich. People starting to ask to borrow money again.
I finally squashed that. Now I'm back on it again.
That shit is annoying, bro. And they're just comfortable texting this stuff and asking these things? Yes.
Where do they even corner you? It's usually text or in the barbershop now. They ask you for money at the barbershop? No, what they do is they put the, I think you famous, text on everything.
So the haircut's $30. They're like, just give me $60, we good.
And it's like, what? Have you seen my hairline? This ain't worth $60. Well, one, I keep forgetting that y'all still go to barbershops.
Yes, we do. Wait, is that rich nigga shit or bald nigga shit? No, that's famous person shit.
Not rich. Let's dial back how we just throw money on everything.
I don't think they know who you're at my barbershop. That's cool.
I don't think they know who I am at my barbershop. That's cool.
Y'all, you specifically, you all are famous.

I go to barbershops in the hood, and it's usually not a problem.

I was about to say that.

But I'm in Jersey now, and y'all different out here.

Oh, Jersey is barbershop capital.

Yeah.

Apparently.

I mean, I haven't fact-checked that.

I don't think that's true.

I think it is.

I got six barbershops on my block.

You think it's different out here?

The way they act in there, yeah.

Like, Philly niggas just rob you.

Like, they just line you up.

Here, they want to talk to you, ask questions and shit, too.

Oh, yeah.

What's really like?

They want to pod for sure.

Yo, and then they trying to lure you into pod conversations.

Oh, yes.

I'm like, I'm not talking.

I didn't come here to talk.

Oh, my barber don't talk too much.

I like it.

That's how it's supposed to be. I had that for a minute when I was going to the Dominican barber because he ain't speaking.
Oh, so that was great. You went to a Dominican barber? I had to.
It was emergency. Jersey is Dominican barber.
They took over. The country.
They took over. No, that one might be true.
I'm telling y'all something. Wait, wait, wait.
Y'all just keep laughing. I don't think that it's true.
The Bronx might hurt y'all being. I'm about to say more than the Heights.
The Heights. Of the six barbershops on my block, three of them are Dominicans.
I could go in four square blocks and find at least five barbershops, and they're all Dominican. And you let Dominicans cut your hair? I didn't have no choice at that time.
I would. Why? I was bad.
They don't bad. They don't fuck with dark.
They don't fuck with my kind of hair.

Well, I don't have hair.

I'm just getting a bald.

Oh, that's true.

You're getting a bald.

But they're a little different

with the blade on the rear.

Yeah, my shit was crazy.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

When I got back to bra,

he was like,

yo, who been fucking your beard up,

dog?

What you been doing?

And I was like.

Pedro.

I just started paying the barber

to cut up my house.

Congrats. Just started that.
Yeah, just started to pay a barber. I can I can't, you know Go to You can't be out in these streets It's over, y'all It's over for that It's over? I can't go to a barbershop? No, you can't Too many conversations Too many words Niggas just want to get their hair cut Celebrity niggas go to my barbershop, y'all It's over for that Niggas way more Like, young guru goes to my barbershop I'm sorry Young guru has Guru has the luxury of maybe, maybe being able to walk around sometimes.

Nah.

He's in there.

It's other, like, niggas in there. You are being listened to and watched.

Surveilled, if you would.

Yo, that's fair.

I was with Flip for, like, five minutes on the corner in Newark.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hold on.

Where?

We was in Newark, weren't we? Yeah, we were. Yeah.
And, like, niggas was stopping at cars, pulling over and shit, talking to him. Okay, if y'all had trouble with my barbershop rule, this one is really gonna stun you.
Don't do it, yo. Y'all are still standing still? Places? Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yes, to have conversations. Outside? We thought we was laying low.

In New Jersey?

Yeah, man.

Where was y'all at in Newark?

I'm sorry.

Y'all got to get to that.

I'm not letting that go.

Oh, shit.

We just supposed to check in?

Yeah.

Y'all are on the corner standing still in Newark,

even after what happened to What's-His-Name

that I won't bring up?

This was like a couple months ago. We were just outside, man.
They saw us, and they were just shouting me out. They saw you.
Yeah, they didn't see me. They didn't know who the fuck I was.
Yeah, we were flitting a couple people. It was cool, man.
Were y'all shooting a skit? No, I don't do skits no more. Okay, sorry.
Long-form content. And he Ben said that, too.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
We shot long-form earlier that day. Yeah.
And then we were just outside.

I mean, they were just showing love, man.

It's good to get love outside.

Yeah, except that one dude.

Nah.

He's trying.

I disagree with that.

Yeah, one dude.

One dude was trying to rob him.

Because I had the Lamborghini.

That's why.

He had the Lamborghini.

And this is my first time meeting Flip.

Hold on.

So I was like, wait.

But you guys can't slide that shit in here.

Hold on.

I just had the Lamborghinis.

Yeah, exactly.

Lamborghini and Newark.

I just wanted to get robbed. I didn't.
I didn't show up in no fucking Lamborghini. Oh, you think you're sweet.
You try to hide your car keys, nigga, try to walk to the other car in front. I saw your car, nigga.
I don't know what you're talking about, but I pulled up. You try to walk in front of the stupid Kia.
That's not your shit. This nigga slick.
That's why he doing that, but I realized. Because you pulled up in a fucking red Lamborghini in the middle of Newark.
He said,

meet me there. I didn't know he was going to pull up in a fucking red Lamborghini.

I was like, yo,

they eating up at the Joe Button podcast

and shit.

That's the other problem.

These fucking co-hosts get to calling each other outside

of work, talking about, meet me here.

Oh, I would have never done that after I started

working here.

He will not see me until it's showtime. But no, they pulled up and then the boy was in the back though, he was, they was definitely, I thought you knew him.
That's why I was like, you know this boy? He's like, no. I was like, I don't know.
You know, they had these conversations with me, man. But you know, we made it out alive.
Yeah, that's it. Don't do that again, please.
Oh, you ain't gotta worry about that. Y'all niggas, ask a minute.
We made it out alive. Yeah.
That's it. Don't do that again, please.
Oh, you ain't got to worry about that. Y'all niggas.
Ask him. We made it out alive.
It's good to be outside, though. Be on the soil.
But I get it. You've been living dangerously lately.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely.
Lambo's in the hood. Jumping off of canyons or whatever the fuck you're doing.
I'm just living life. Yeah, what the fuck was that about? Just living.
I just want to live. That's it.
That's not how you jump. You're jumping off a canyon.
That's how you want to live.

Yo, listen.

Real quick.

I'm realizing that the

world is bigger than my

little, my little

borough in Queens.

Not little, but the

Queens is just big and

so much to learn.

I want to learn in

real time.

That's fine, bro.

And that's it.

That's just where I'm

at.

Learning in real time

and experiencing things

in real time.

Good for you.

Just expanding my

horizons.

That's all it is.

You know what we

got to get you at next?

Trying different food.

Yes.

Once you get to that

point, you smoke

Thank you. things in real time and just expanding my horizons.
That's all it is. You know what we got to get you at next? Trying different food.
Yes. Once you get to that point, you smoke shit.
Especially, yo, that would work for you because you so, I only eat this. Oh.
You been throwing shots at me. No, never.
I'm saying. I'm sensitive there, buddy.
For your content, though, because you only, you say all the time, I only eat chicken nuggets and chicken foot fries. Yeah that nigga's But yeah I got it But you get what I'm saying So like you going around Trying different food Will be fire for you Do some sushi Just do sushi Start with sushi Yo you didn't just see the shit But the sushi was moving Nah I'm good with that sushi shit I'm good with that You know they were complaining Something about Keith Lee Sushi was moving on the fucking thing.
On the chopsticks. Nah, I'm good.
Mm-mm. I don't know.
They said it was a worm in it. I don't know.
A worm? Wow. Yeah, that's all.
It's fresh. That just means fresh.
Well, the restaurant closed. It did.
So not fresh. It wasn't actually.
The restaurant closed? Very not fresh. Yeah, they put statement This morning Said our bad we done Wait wait wait I thought that they put out A statement before Saying that They did And now they came back With more sense Oh Oh shit The first statement said Yeah Keith Lee Don't know how to hold chopsticks Yeah Wait they blamed it On the chopsticks Yes? Yes.
That some live shit was moving? Yes. Because a woman got sick from that.
He went to the hospital. Yeah.
Oh, shit. Yo, I'd have to do that.
Yeah, I didn't know that. So then they came back.
I'll read it. I'll find it.
Yeah, please, please. Y'all have run through at least eight topics before the party started.
It's okay. It's y'all world.
It's y'all world. Stop that.
It's y'all world shit. I'll read through all that.
Stop. Stop that.
It's our world shit. Let's start off cool.
I'm not feeling you, bro. Stop.
That's why I jumped off the canyon to blow up some steam. It's your world.
What? Y'all fall for all that shit. I heard all that shit.
You was here, man. I don't like that shit.
The first statement said, all of our frozen products meet these standards. Any fresh products are intended to be frozen before consumption to completely eliminate any potential health risks.
Health risks. Regarding the video, the movement observed in the fish may result from natural elasticity or the pressure of chopsticks when applied to its structure.
Oh, that's bullshit. What? We want to assure our customers that yada, yada, yada.
This is not indicative of worms or any health concerns. Then they must have spoken to a lawyer who came back and said, dear valued customers, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sorry about getting you sick. In response to recent food safety concerns, we have decided to close our FOB sushi locations in Seattle and Bellevue until further notice.
Your health and safety are our highest priorities. We are conducting a thorough investigation to address the situation, and we will take all necessary measures to prevent it from happening again.
To our community, we are deeply grateful for your years of support and sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused. We remain dedicated to providing you with the highest quality sushi, signed FOB sushi team.
And Seattle's usually got the freshies, too. Yeah.
A little too fresh. Yeah.
Yeah. Lawyer.
That's what that was. That lady got sick, she had a lawsuit.
Why don't I be coming across lawsuits like that? I don't got no luck. I try to do the slip.
I try to do the slip. I try to do the slip in Toys and Russ.
That shit didn't work. They'd be like, we saw you, nigga.
Come on, stop. Because I saw people get away with that.
I saw somebody go put the baby oil. Ten minutes later, nigga came, slipped.
He came up like 30 racks. I could never get a lawsuit.
I want one of them joints. I want to get sick.
I don't want to die. I want to get sick and sue somebody because I'm going to go hard, nigga.
I want 90. I want 90.
90 what? 1,000. The look of disgust on Joe's face.
He want to go higher. You're going to do that for $90,000? Hey, yo, listen, Mark, I know I get it.
You look disgusted. Mark, I don't want to.
Those poor people injuries. Hey, Mark, chill the fuck off.
I'll get you. I'm saying that's not he looking.
Don't speak for that nigga. You speak for me.
All right, yeah. Don't tear your alphabets up for $50,000, though.
That's a 90. It's number one.
90, whatever it is, man. You might not get up.
I give you 90 just to come to work. No, no, listen.
Just do your job right. Oh, shit.
Yo. I'm ready for that.
Yo, are you fucking nuts? Nigga, you think I didn't hear you on Twitter, nigga?

Are you fucking crazy?

I deleted my tweet getting at you, nigga.

Stop.

Now.

I ain't like nothing.

You was in there too, nigga. I'm getting at you too, nigga.

I'm getting at you too, nigga.

Yeah, fuck you and your man.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, not me.

You can't say fuck me, but yeah, I hear you.

Should we get to it now?

No, no, no, no.

Let's get to it whenever you want to, but real quick. Oh, wait.
All right, go ahead, because I want to get something for me. Real quick with the 90, you guys have more.
You older niggas, you know what I mean? Your headliner's far gone. You niggas got a lot of patience, meaning that you can sit through the deposition and all that.
Come on, Mark. I know deposition.
Settle quick? Oh, you do a settle. I done got like 10 cases, man.
What's the most you won? I got 450? 450. Oh, not a high.
Two years ago. Oh, shit.
What the fuck happened? What type of sushi you ate? He ate the prostitutes. Wow.
Oh, shit, Ma. I'm sorry.
You always just go a little too far.

That's your problem.

I'm out of here.

I'm out of here. Ah!

Where you going?

I'm out of here.

All right.

I'm going to warn you right now.

I cannot protect my business.

Oh, shit. Yeah, I got you.
I went to get it. He said shit I thought on the wall.

Yo, you are a piece of shit.

You are a terrible fucking person.

You are a piece of shit.

This is a gift.

And it got the plastic on it.

Lord, it's sick to your... Joe.
Joe, what the fuck? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the $7 sign for energy on the screen. I saw that my good sis posted something on Instagram.
Oh, shit. It is amazing to me that that is what he noticed.
And all I could see were vines, plants, a bookshelf, and the smallest TV I had ever laid my eyes on on her living room wall so then I hearkened back to when we had that talk up here and I looked each one of you niggas in the face and asked y'all, sans mark what size TV y'all got that's a fact y'all be lying whatever Mel said that wasn't what was on that goddamn wall. It is.
How big is it? Okay, like what, 57? No, it's not. Hey, Mel.
No. You're going the wrong direction.
The other way. It was like a big iPad.
Like a 32? Like a big iPad. Oh, shit.
It was not. Man, that shit.
That TV is a mess. That's a touchscreen.
Wait, let me tell you something. Shut the fuck up, Parks.
No. You guys seem to have no fucking depth perception.
Let me see it. Actually, I think it was like, well, it's like a laptop.
So you're looking at it, you're looking at it from the reflection of a mirror and you guys cannot tell the depth of my fucking apartment and how far away. And she had Whitney on the screen.
Girl, it's probably 50, but people don't do 50. It's 50.
It's not 50. It's bigger than that.
It's bigger than 50? It's just 36. It's not 50.
You know what? I'm going to take a video of the fucking TV when I get back into the apartment. It's bigger than that.
Remember when you was moving and you thought the 30 box, you thought that the 150 boxes was 30? Yes. Just like that.
Simple. You're having one of those moments again.
No, we're not. You miscalculated.
Yeah, you. Fucks.
That was a gift. I was there when it was bought.
Huh? That was a computer. You know what? It was.
You know what? I'm going to fight you guys. Somebody bought that for you? A 43 inch? It is not.
I love you. And you know what? I don't slap gift horses in the mouth, okay? True.
Exactly. We should slap that one.
Or you can just go buy yourself a TV. You have the money, man.
They laying right in the floor of Target if you make a left past

the returns. They right

there on the floor. Anywhere you go, they

on the floor, man. As soon as you walk in the door.

And it say

big size, stupid.

It's above 60 inches.

No, it's not. 60 inches off the

ground. It might be the angle.
Maybe it's the

angle. And depth.

You guys don't know how far away I

was from it.

But guess what? Even if it was 47 inches, who the fuck came? No, I think that's shooting high still. But my question is, you were standing...
So for those that don't know, this is an Instagram photo. Mel's wearing...
She starts trapping. I only noticed it because I got tags.
No, she's ad trapping. Well, both.
You're wearing yoga pants. Can you shut the fuck up? She was ad trapping.
I'm just saying, like, y'all, I'm surprised so many people are focused on the TV is all I'm saying. Yo, nigga, you good? Yo, you good? All right, yo.
Yeah, nigga. What? You left the crib? I said it was a vine in some bookshelves.
You know what I'm saying? That's what the ad was. Ever since you got here, you been a little reckless.
You all right, nigga? I'm not being reckless. I didn't do nothing.
We don't give a... We watching the TV.
I got tagged

about the TV. That's all we care about,

nigga. We don't give a fuck about yoga pants.
I'm telling you,

if he's jumping out, they're educating you.

He can't help me, yo.

You saw that?

She has her yoga pants. A two-piece.

How you going to hone the ass, nigga?

I'm fine.

They already got that doctor walking around

butt-ass naked jerking off in his office. Wait, what? What doctor did you go to? No, I didn't say no doctor.
You got a doctor walking around jerking off? Yeah, he was walking around butt-ass. Yeah.
And coming. Yeah.
Yeah. I don't know what y'all talking about.
All I say it is, perhaps people were distracted by the visage. And as a result, they didn't know.
What just said? Yeah You know when we from A lot of niggas know What thirst traps are So we just bypass Oh she doing her shit again Let's look at this Got you Yeah we know what that is That's a thirst No I called it an ad trap Ad thirst trap I clicked on That little shit That she put there. Oh, shit.
She added some. Hold up.
It was an ad. That's all I was saying.
But it wasn't an ad. That's what I was saying.
I wasn't even focused. Oh, you tagged the company.
Yes. That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying. Thirsty as hell.
You guys don't know shit about what the fuck's going on in my life right now. You guys don guys don't know You guys do not know anything

About what is going on

In my motherfucking life right now

And what brands I'm working with

Shut the fuck up

And stop fucking hating

Stop the hate campaign

Okay

Get off the hate train

Get off the hate train

And I'm doing all this shit

Sans manager

So suck my fucking dick

All of you

All of you

I'm not going to shit sans manager, so suck my fucking dick. All of you.
All of you. I support you, nigga.
Yeah, word. We on your side.
I'm just making... We on your team.
I'm just clearing the fucking runway. I'm just clearing the fucking runway.
You just throwing schlongs around. Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
Yoga. She tagged them niggas too at the top.
I sure the fuck did. That's all I was talking about.
There's all white girls on their face. Let me see.
There's one girl with the color cappuccino up there. That's about it.
They don't do too much brand. That little...
Joe, did you buy that TV just for the purpose of this joke? He probably did. Because I respect that so fucking much.
Yes. He probably did.
Yes. Yes so fucking much.
He probably did. No.
Yes.

No way.

No way.

Get off my page.

Where is this going?

This is going with you.

Alright, I'll put it in my bathroom.

Wait, your bathroom can fit?

Shut the fuck up.

Because the wall, I'm looking at that little wall. She got the vines to try to distract niggas.
That shit fly though. You put it together, girl.
And Flip showed some shit in his house recently. His house keep getting flyer.
That's a nice house. I'm going to start parking watching you, man.
I don't want to talk about that. He get mad.
Why be in there going crazy? No, I don't want to talk about that shit. She bought some new shit when Why be in there going crazy No I don't want to talk about that shit

She bought some new shit

When I just got back

Nigga this morning

Just got back this morning

So some new shit

I'm not gonna fuck out of here

Enough

Nigga help with something

Go speak to Rem

Be friends with Rem

So she can teach you how to help

Shit

You just buying shit

Boy you just buying shit

Like that nigga

I didn't even think of Flip

Oh yeah

I don't think you would've did though

Me neither

I don't think so

Did what?

Yeah

Thank you. Shit You're just buying shit Why are you just buying shit Like that nigga I didn't even think of flip Oh yeah I don't think he would've did though Me neither I don't think so Did what? Yeah Go ahead He can't ask you nothing nigga I'm pissed off at this nigga son He can't ask me nothing You might as well say it No we did a What do you call it? We did like a...
A ladies of the JVP.

We did like a couple's shoot.

Yeah.

What?

I heard about that.

With me and Sade and... I heard about that.

Yeah, Ian and his wife.

Ian and Jules.

I didn't think to ask Ice

because Ice say,

keep that shit away from me.

But I didn't think...

How was it?

How was it?

Was it nice?

Because I heard when they were... It was at the How was it? Was it nice? Because I heard

when they were at the studio

when they were talking about...

I had some edits.

I had some edits.

Just had some edits.

A couple things.

Hey, yo, E,

stop laughing at niggas, yo.

The wives' partners

have a little group chat.

Yeah, they do.

And they worked

the butterflies out

and now they're ready

for part two. Yep, yep.
I tried to watch it last night in bed but I just started fighting she led to a fight yeah really? you didn't have to wait till afterwards Joe's ready to leave that bitch I was like I cleaned it up pot. The pot, the pot.
I was like, no.

I cleaned it up.

Nigga, you get $300,000 more.

She just went too crazy

in the first 10 minutes.

Like, dog, feel the fucking room out.

She get right to...

She lets you have it.

Some shit I said wrong on the pot

and all this other shit, but anyway.

When?

And then Jules turned up. Oh, that shit you said wrong on the pod.
And Parks is perfect. That's the problem.
Parks and Rim, they just perfect. Every time I try to jam them up, me and Ian just making total buffoons of ourself.
But anyway, if at any point anybody wants Parks to that, just pass on that one I'm gonna follow Yeah y'all got that It was good times And then we went out And had a time afterwards It was documented Yeah it's cameras It's mics We taped it yeah Yeah High production quality COE Nah That's fire Giving women a voice I don't believe Yeah that's good Every time I give her a voice She turns around That's fire. Giving women a voice.
I don't believe it. Yeah, that's good.
Every time I give her a voice, she's turning around. That's the problem.
She fucking right up. You give them a voice, they speak.
You give them a hand, they buy shit with your money. Hey, yo, guess what I just bought? What? A fucking, what's that shit called that you put to take the shit out the air? A humidifier.

A big-ass fucking humidifier.

You can go and get that shit from Walmart for $2.99.

Nigga, $29.99.

How much was this one?

The $900 one.

Nigga, the shit that goes like this.

The shit with the Dyson.

You have a really big house.

That's the one that stopped you from dying.

Nigga, I almost threw that shit out the window this morning.

I said, I throw the shit out the window right now.

What the fuck is this doing here? For the dog?

You have a really big house. I don't give a fuck.
Oh, you got a big house too? And it's because of the dog. No, dual hate.
And it's because of the dog. Wait, you got a big house.
No, no. Exactly.
I don't cry broke though. I don't have a big house.
I have a reasonably sized house. But I'm just saying, you always...
On land? Reasonable land? It's not crazy land. It's a sized house.
Yeah, see what you about to say. I'm making what? You always make it sound like you hard up.
That's why. Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, shit. You was in the spaces listening to them bitch ass niggas.
When did you ever hear me say that, nigga? I was waiting for you. When did you hear me say that, nigga? You listening to bitch ass niggas talk about me talking about conscience and money.

First calm the fuck down when you feed your world.

Calm the fuck down.

First calm the fuck down.

Stop listening to them niggas.

Watch your hand too.

Fuck that nigga.

We good.

We ain't gonna turn up.

Just please understand.

It's not gonna go the way you think it is.

But what I'm saying is.

He's from Philly. I don't care.
Let's pause buttons. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What does that mean? That's a fact. What does that mean? What does that mean? Why did you...
You can't... What the hell was that? You guys were just having a comment.
Keep going. Because you're jumping in.
No problem, son. He's from Philly.
I am from Philly. That's just a fact.
I know a lot of people from Philly. That's good.
I know a lot of niggas from Queens. But what was he talking about? Oh, I know what it was.
What I'm saying is, my experience, people who, for example, pocket watch or complain about money or talk about money, usually people who don't got it. People who got a lot don't do that.
So I assume that your eagerness was tied to some form of- But you didn't hear me say this yourself though. So you go on by...
I'm going by my observation of you. You playing telephone.
No, I said my observation. We never had a conversation of you.
His powers of deduction, if you will. I'm saying about the things you say.
Don't observe me, nigga. I never said that in front of you.
Nigga, I've been watching the show. You was in that stupid ass space with them bitch ass niggas.
They say nothing about you in the spaces. Yes, they did, nigga, and I listened to it.
What'd they say about you in money? I listened to it. What'd they say about you in money? You was with this nigga fucking shucking and jiving.
This nigga doing that with them niggas, and that's where you got that from. Fuck them.
I don't give a fuck, but you never heard that from me, nigga. No, I heard it from watching you.
Yeah, well, I'm broke. I'm broke, nigga.
That's good. That's good.
You got money, and you try to hide it and mask it with old jeans and all that shit. I've seen what you did.
No, man. I'm just me.
You do the same thing. I see you dressing for your Target weight.
Holy shit. You said it's from Target? No.
No. Holy shit.

I'm not doing anything. Hey, yo, listen.

I'm not doing anything.

You co-signing this nigga again?

I'm not doing anything.

But then when he gets you, you just gonna cry down the road.

I'm not doing anything.

I'm just sitting here sipping my dirty chai.

But for the record, since we talking about spaces and Twitter and YouTube and all that shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Shout out to Parks, by the way.

He's the only one who handled it properly.

You had that boy on your show. What's his name? Shampoo? Shampoo, yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, crap.
Oh, crap. I forgot about that.
Yeah. Oh, fuck.
Right. Talking crazy about me? We're going to get you an hour before we get a topic.
Let's go. I don't know this.
I don't do that about people I don't know because I think that shit is corny, but you know, that's who he is. It seems like that's who he is.
It seems like a loser, but whoever he is, that's your man. So you know, whatever.
But people say shit, right? It's your platform. You can do whatever.
I think it's weird to be on a JPP platform talking shit about JPP people. That's weird to me.
Yeah, Parks walked off. You did your thing.
Then you tweeted it the next day. I did.
What the fuck would you do that for? I called you though before that. No, you called me.
We spoke after it was up. I called you before that too.
But you posted it before you got a response. Yeah, well, yeah, it took too long.
Well, that's fucked up. I'm just saying, that's fucked up.
No, it's not. No, it's fucked up.
Oh, for real? Yeah, I mean, it's cool. We talked about it.
I ain't tripping about it, but yeah, I wouldn't do that shit. Nigga saying that you greased up is fucked up.
No, saying. He ain't talking about your intellect.
He ain't talking about anything else but saying that you came up here

asking.

Then why you called me

and asked me if I was cool with it for then?

Yeah, because you're a nigga from Philly

and I fuck with you

but I don't give a fuck though.

I don't give a fuck now.

Then don't call me about it.

I won't call you in the future, nigga.

Then it's done.

Because you was talking to them niggas.

Then it's done.

You talking about shit that happened.

Now you fucking talking to some shit

that happened after you did that.

Yeah, nigga.

Why you in there, nigga?

You done had nothing to do with that, nigga.

What the fuck are you talking about? You know what I'm talking about? Don't sit there and listen to niggas talk about me, nigga. Nigga, the shit I'm talking about happened before that.
Is it something that's on the seat? So how the fuck is you justifying what I did? How is you justifying what you did by saying I did something three days afterward? I don't give a fuck because that's just how I feel. All right, so as long as you know it don't make no...
Everybody listen to know this don't make no sense right now. Who gives a fuck if it don't make any sense?

There ain't nothing to talk about.

What I'm saying is

if you go hit me up and say,

yo, is you cool with this

knowing I'm probably not cool with it

and you put it up before I answer,

that shit ain't cool.

I didn't think you wouldn't be cool with it.

Then you wouldn't have called me.

I didn't think you wouldn't be cool with it.

Then you wouldn't have called me.

I didn't think you...

Then why'd you call me?

All right.

Okay.

All right. Yo.
Listen. Yo, we still throwing water bottles in here? Some of us got hands.
Wow. We've had hands for years, so we don't, that's nothing.
We can catch the water bottles. Well, because you got it thrown to you like a normal bottle.
Corey threw it like a fucking Chinese Death Star, and it was dripped in water. You know what I mean? I was concussed.
This is Chinese Death Star. I was concussed.
And that concussed shit. And that lie.
And that lie on the internet. I'll clarify the record because I did go back and look at the videos.
Shout out to everybody on the internet who made a video with me. The way I recollected it was that I tried to catch it with one, but apparently I just tried to collect it with two.
I got hit so fast and got concussed so expeditiously. The hand-eye coordination is the first thing to go.
it is after you get concussed. I'm going to keep saying concussed.
I want a case. So this workplace injury.
You said he caught 10 of them or something. Yeah, I'm working on 11.
No, but seriously though, man, that throw was crazy. That throw was crazy.
But I'm glad people got good humor. And you talked about it on your show.
I did. Because, you know, I really did have a concussion.
It was a mild one. I'm editing that.
That won't make the cut. Fix it in post.
No, I got... You know, you get sports, you get concussions.
It's no big deal. But I was dizzy as shit for that whole show and the next day.
Nah, the fans was funny talking about... Look at Joe Fancy when Mark got hit.
Did I see money? You think I see money? Are you okay? Are you okay? Yo, these fans are so stupid, man. Let me move this TV.
Pull me with this TV, please. Yeah, man.
Here, take this. Mal.
This sound about the seat right here, though. Yeah, that was Mark turning the ish.
Yeah, it's about the seat. Maybe it's something you do to people in the seat Nah Nah Nah Nah Look to the left of you Look to the right of you I'm just saying In closing I'm disappointed in you man In closing I'm just disappointed And I'm not disappointed in you You are I'm not disappointed in you I'm disappointed in you I took the video down though I have no ego and pride And nobody can coerce me Into feeling the way About somebody I respect you And I just want you to know I'm not disappointed at all I'm just like I spoke I like down, though.
I have no ego and pride, and nobody can coerce me into feeling the way about somebody that I speak to. And I just want you to know, I'm not disappointed at all.
I was like, I spoke, we was, I like you, but. Yeah.
And it got, you know, it got a little crazy. I want to make it clear because we got to hear the beep because this nigga started talking about, hey, you low-key threatening, like, what you talking about? No, this is what you do.
I had to analyze it. This is what you do.
God, stop it. Stop it right now.
Stop it right now. I had to analyze it when you went outside, like, nigga, why y'all going to threats? Stop threatening me, my nigga.
This is what you do. You get in an argument and then you do this shit where you start puffing up, getting louder.
You're going to intimidate niggas and you're the only nigga that can fight. And so what it looks like is, as a viewer and somebody sitting here, that you get the wrong idea about niggas and you think you're going to scare niggas out the conversation.
It's not telling you how it looks. I'm just telling you how it looks.
Hold on, hold on. I'm just telling you how it looks.
It's not about that. I know that if it's a fight, I know that whether win, lose, or draw, I'm going to keep going.
I know that police are going to have to be called and niggas are going to have to jump me. I'm not stopping.
If you got up and knocked me out, when we stop, I'm going to try to attack you every minute from downstairs until you get to your car. I'm going to try to hit you.
Your car will not. That's just how I'm going to take it if a nigga try to get one up on me.
That's me. Exactly.
But before we get to the point where we're fighting, when we're having an argument. Because you hurt my feelings.
You put that energy out there. You hurt my feelings.
You know why you hurt my feelings? Because I look to you for advice and I look to you. That's the same thing with her.
When you smart people, I look to you out for advice and guidance. You hurt my feelings because I thought you was down with the COE and not saying you didn't have a right to be aggravated, but when I spoke to you, you didn't give me the impression.
You did say, I don't know that nigga and shit like that because you told me that you was coming up there to support me. That meant a lot to me.
And I'm like, all right, Mark, I want you to come up there. You're like, I don't want you to fuck with your man's shampoo and all that shit.
But then to say this here, it just kind of throw me off. In my mind, it's like, okay, people must have said something to you.

And then now you looked at it like, no, I don't really like that.

That kind of bothered me.

Because I would have took that shit down.

I just took it down.

I deleted that shit.

I don't want to keep going on about it.

Like I said, I didn't want it taken down.

I just want registered moving forward that if we all on the same team, I wouldn't do that.

And I don't think you should do that.

True.

That's it.

I look at COE different.

I mean, up here, I take a lot of the- So why you ain't taking what I'm doing right now at COE then? Nah, you a little... I don't take smart niggas at COE.
There we go. There we go.
Shout out to Vivian Green. You ain't nothing healthy.
Cause at some point they just gonna blame me. Hey, hold up.
Real quick, hold on. Just so you know, Vivian Green from Philly.
That's his way of saying he on my side. Yo, Mel.
Yes. You sing it awfully hard because every time somebody come at me or something like that.
I love this song. Oh, no.
Every time somebody. Nigga, don't do that to that chair.
No, no, please. Every time somebody come at me or some shit like that, you start singing and joining them.
What the fuck are you doing? I'm on some intimidating shit now. Only thing you're intimidating is them check layers.
I love Mel. Mel start shit Finally you guys See what I go through Oh No I really do love that song That song is the shit Shout out to Vivian Green Philly's finest Where the fuck Could my stress I keep I can't figure it out I just wanna say Should I pinpoint it somewhere I can't figure out where my stress could be coming from in my life.
I apologize. That was what I was trying to tell you earlier.
I've been a professional broadcaster for 20 years, and I've had one argument on camera before, and that was today. You and Candice keep going back and forth.
Yeah, but we won't be wanting to fight. So, you know, I'm just saying.
If only there could be some Factor Yeah that's so funny Hey yo Hey yo Hey listen Listen real quick I'm down with what's going on I'm down with all the I like it I'm down with it Hey I can tell I'm down I'm bad guy There we go Get to my man Look his stress He's stressing He's talking about blood pressure. Y'all finally got him.
That nigga even smiled at me today.

What up?

Nigga, like this. What up?

Nigga, look to the streets. New York, South, South, Sydney, Spain London, Tokyo, Paris, LA Right there in the middle of things Right there in the middle of things with me Big old dreams in real life Crown King in his beautiful eyes Big old dreams and real life.
Crown king and his beautiful eyes. There you go.
We don't like to sit on our throne, no. So nice.
Truth be told we never know. Yo, you know what she be doing alone? No, wait.
When she be hyping this nigga, when you be playing shit, she take her Shazam like this. Yeah, yeah, no, I know, I know, I know she do.
She take her, that shit is fly. She's my son, man, she's my son, man.
She look at it like this and she put her phone down. And she trying to whisper and move the back.
Yeah. What's up, man? You can talk.
That shit is fly. Use your words.
I don't know how she can Shazam so quick. She go like this.
That shit, that shit, that shit, that shit. I'm watching.
I was just saying to you, I would like for you to send that to me because that is, I know you can't just get that anywhere. That is a mix.
And that is Xavier Omar. He is one of my favorite artists ever.
So please, can I have that? And Ice, you still need to send me that shit from last week. A lot of the artists that she shot out, they clip it up.
She got a thing going. Yeah, Xavier who? Get out of my heart? Oh, no, he knows.
I think the version you have is Xavier Omar in Sango. Yes.
That's the released version. Yes, I know that, Joseph.
I know that, I know that's not, that's why I asked you to send me. But don't try to Shazam when I'm sitting right here.
I wasn't, my phone's not even in my name. I'm not Shazam-ing.
Yo, just tap me, girl. I didn't even bother Shazam-ing, because I know that Shazam doesn't have this.
We can talk. Call me.
Did you not Shazam the Frank Ocean joint? I saw Frank Ocean face pop up there. But see, that wasn't Frank Ocean.
That was James Fauntleroy singing.

And you can't fucking get that.

I got you. So you realize that when Shazam didn't have the slaps?

Shazam don't have what your button has.

The DSPs and Shazam.

I didn't sell out.

I didn't sell out to the labels and the companies.

Talk to her.

I'm still independent.

I still got my library.

There you go.

There you go. That's my man.
Talk Eagle! Big old dreams in real life. Crown King and his beautiful eyes.
The one with the tempo and the drums. We don't like to sit on my drum, no.
Mic check, mic check, one, two, one, two, one, two. Beats are winning at home.
Maybe cause time listeners out there Just waiting for us Always for the ladies, always for the ladies Made things created by the God we snuck And it's a shame, it's a shame We don't even sleep in hotels Sleeping in the plane, on the plane I wanna go to London, Tokyo, Paris, LA

New York, Chi-Town, Sydney, Spain

Shout out to all the dope boys and the dope girls out there

London, Tokyo, Paris, LA

Everybody in the nightlife for all the gang members out there

All the 9 to 5 is out there

New York, Chi-Town, Sydney, Spain

I wanna go to London, Tokyo, Paris, LA

New York, Chi-Town, Sydney, Spain

London, Tokyo, Paris, LA I'ma tell you this one time Well I want you to be mine Can I come see you now? Nothing lower than breath, blood fresher like some snow allegra That's a fact Shout the snow by the way Oh I don't give a round, no I don't give a round Everybody getting their travel plans ready for New Year's? Ayy, everybody on Big K right now? All over the world, all over the world. All the Ops listening out there, couldn't do it without you.
Ayy, all the happy relationships out there, all the miserable ones too. We been there, we been there.
been there Everybody group listening right now Y'all turning up without Ish

They're turning up without Ish

Shout out to Ish

Shout out to Ish

Shout out to Ish

Oh I had a joke but niggas got something to do. I can't even make my good joke.
Oh, they're doing great without Ish. No, no, no.
Don't make me a part of that. No, no, no.
Don't make me a part of that. You're your own, all right? No, no, no.
I didn't say nothing. I didn't say of that.
No, no. Don't make me a part of that nigga.
All right. No, no, no.
I didn't say nothing.

I didn't say the joke.

No.

I didn't say the joke.

See, another side.

I ain't smiling with blood.

Look.

I ain't stepping up.

Yo, stop, bro.

I'm kicking niggas back to you.

No.

Big freaks.

No.

I'm going to big him up.

No.

No.

Yeah.

I don't want that.

Take it back.

Yo, I take it back.

I am the phoniest man alive, bro.

One day it's going to change. As long as you know yourself.
No, one day it's going to change. Oh, my God.
Self-awareness. Y'all got my blood right.
Acting bad. Oh, Lord.
Let me get the drops. All right.
Hi. Hey.
What episode is this? 7.77. Oh, that's why everybody's spicy.
Yeah, I was thinking that. And full moon just happened.
You know what I mean? A lot of shit going on. Mercury in retrograde or something? Something, one of them.
One of them. All right, welcome to episode 777 of the Joe Budden Podcast, brought to you by, powered by, fueled by, PrizePix, PrizePix gang, you.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Budden. Really happy to be here with all you beautiful people today.
Have an amazing cast here for you to my right. Hootie who? Yeah, y'all know the fucking vibes, man.
Big M4, Melissa Ford in the building, man. Hey, man.
You seen the Vines. That's so on brand.
You seen the Zenas? Mrs. Smith.
The Zenas. Big RCA over there.
Oh, my God, huh? Big Queens flipping the building. Yo, yo, yo.
Happy to have you here. Appreciate it.
Appreciate it. Happy to be here.
Glad you made it back from the canyon. Yes, thank you.
Yeah, I didn't know if you were here. I didn't know if you were here.
I was wearing were here. Work comes first.
Came straight from the airport to work. I see, I see.
I appreciate it. I just got to prove niggas wrong.
I'm going to get at you later. Who's niggas? I'm niggas? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not about me right now. It's about the team.
Doctor. Dr.
Mark Lamont Hill in the building. Oh, you put a doctor for the nickname.
Dr. Mark Lamont Hill in the building.
What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc? After that niggerish display earlier, I figured I'd remind him that he is indeed a doctor that we squaring up with in here. Awesome.
Way to go. Yo, love what the J.B.P.
does to nigger. See what I mean? That is a real live doctor that we shooting the fade with.
All right, but it's cool. It's cool.
Next to him, Big Freeze. Ice in the building.
Big Freeze-iest. You know the vibes.
Elmira's finest. Big Park's in the building.
Poe is here. Erickson is here.
Corey is here. Some weird last, but certainly not least, each and every one of you guys are here.
How's everybody doing? How's everybody feeling? Welcome, welcome, welcome. Happy to be here with you guys.
What's up? Feeling good? Feeling i feel great as well i mean yeah yeah how you feeling good okay the blood pressure is what's going on with that um not the greatest of days we were talking a little bit about the fact that you may not feel stressed, but your body processes stress, even though you might not consider something stressful. This last exchange withstanding.
Jay Colter talked about that in his new pod. We'll get to that later.
Yeah. Stress? Yeah, he broke out in hives when he moved to New York and realized it was triggered by stress.
Anyway. Yeah.
Yeah, I think y'all got me breaking out in the hives. Honestly, for real.
You might be on to something with that. I never thought about that.
Yeah, I don't think that you get nearly enough sleep. Oh, that's cap.
Well, I think your body's like, need more rest. How many hours do you sleep? And your mind is constantly, you're online constantly.
I'm normally asleep by 10. And then what time are you awake? Five.
Okay. Seven hours.
You're getting older, and as we get older, we need a little bit more sleep. Just saying.
Okay, I'm open to that. Yeah.
You need a little bit more sleep. I'm open to that.
How many nights a week you go out? Is my girl listening? Yes. For sure.
We decided that one. Two to three.
Got it. How many days a week you get your heart rate up? Two to three.
He doesn't mean by the strip club. He means by exercise.
You think you the Mark Lamont Hill interpreter? You think that I can't understand what he's saying? The Mark whisperer. Is that what what you meant, Mark? You think you're the Mark Whisperer? I meant what you said.

Listen, you leave here at three, buddy.

Hey, it's your world.

Shit, my heart just dropped.

My heart just dropped.

She walked down.

Yeah, hey, buddy.

You know what I mean?

Anything can happen. You're so stupid.
She walked in again. Oh, shit.
She done. Yeah, throw it.
Throw it, nigga. Heavy out.
Throw it to her, nigga. Throw the wallet.
Oh, shit. She scares the shit out of me.
Why she walking so quiet? Corey. Yeah, she scares me, too.
I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

Don't act like you got an issue with me too. Oh, come on.
If you have an issue with me, you're going to get rid of me for real now. My girl came in and said that.
No, I bought myself some pizza in the house for a little while. Yeah.
Yeah, shout out to Amy. At least for a year.
New automobile do that. Yeah, we saw it.
We bought with the ball. At least for a year.
Yeah. I think at least for a year.
I think you stressed though, for real. I think that, you know, every once in a while around this time, you know, I had to sit back and, you know, while driving through Colorado and the mountains, I thought about you because the air, you know, expanded my mind and, you know, the corner with the Joe button.
Around this time, you know, pressure's high, you know, just overworking yourself. And I did think the same thing.
I agree with, man. I think you need to just take a...
Sometimes it's okay to get up and just get the fuck out of here and just trust your people. You know what I'm saying? That's how it feels.
Sometimes, like, you don't have to take all the pressure that you take. You shouldn't

because there's a lot on you

and you're a perfectionist.

So,

on top of the pressure

and on top of perfection,

that can cause

some fucked up shit to happen.

You can help me,

doc,

whenever you're ready.

You know what I'm saying?

I agree.

Yeah,

you got to take that shit off.

Damn,

mommy,

that's what you're doing.

Oh, I hold a grudge.

I ain't fucking with you for a minute.

I'm not holding a grudge.

Don't let the other niggas sit down.

I'm just telling you that shit.

It's a seat.

It's a spot.

But I do agree with y'all.

I agree with what y'all saying.

Just so you don't worry people out there.

My parents listen to this.

That's true.

I am in the gym.

How's that going? Oh yeah, how's that?

How's the gym going? It's going great. It's going really good.

I enjoy myself. Got one of them

fucking fancy fitness

marathon breathe good trainers.

One of them niggas.

You lifting too? Different from the, no.

No. You don't have any

interest in that? That's not

where we're at. Got you.
Right this second.

That's third small pause. This is one of them

trainers that don't care if you've been to jail

I'm sorry. No.
You don't have any interest in that? That's not where we're at. Got you.
Right this second. Start small, pause.
This is one of them trainers that don't care if you've been to jail before or about your little hood calisthenics. Let's see how your body muscles really work.
Got you. One of those guys.
Got it. Yeah.
Checking out the mechanics right now. Got you.
Yeah, yeah, all of that type stuff. But I do like them.
I do like the accountability that comes with having a trainer how often I do just every right now it's been every other three days okay that's a good little program yes that's a nice start that's good it's just warming up revving up the engine yeah absolutely you don't want to jump in and just do too much fuck yourself up yeah so you get injured yeah but one of them days well and again my girl been here so it's like And it's been birthday week So I haven't sat down Rested Not had sex Not been We just been running Ripping and running And she's not extraordinary Watch yourself Yo niggas tag me I was being polite It don't matter So And I'm kidding I know you are We already talked about it because you wouldn't do it on air. Exactly.
You're a professional. But, yeah, no, I loved your post to you, lady.
I know y'all talked about it last episode, but I thought it was really beautiful, man. And you made the pressure go up on me now, and I didn't expect that.
When my wife sends me your message to your girl, it's not because she cares about it. I mean, she does.
She's happy that you're happy, but no. But no.
You're saying, nigga, I saw this. Right.
You're on notice. You're on deck.
Well, my question for y'all is, what are the days where you make that post? Is it, I mean, for me, it's maybe Mother's Day to Valentine's Day

birthday.

Mother's Day,

birthday.

And I'll try to skip

one of those.

So if I could do that post

two times a year,

cool.

I do birthday

and if something special

happened.

No Valentine's Day.

That's for them to do it.

That's for them to post it.

Yep.

Yeah,

Valentine's Day is just

their post.

Whatever you do,

that's on it.

I don't do it.

Unless we go out and something special happened.. Valentine's Day is their post.
Whatever you do, that's on it. I don't do them.
Unless we go out

and something special

happen.

Oh,

on the fuck up post.

Niggas,

say what you want.

Say what you want.

I do them in real life.

I don't do them

on the internet.

Oh,

listen,

we've well established

that you're the man.

You're not like us.

And your setup

is very,

very different.

Maybe so.

I'm trying to trap him in our Lil Wives episode. I'm like, you paying bills? He's like, and I love it.
I love going to work and just helping out. He'll do the cooking and I'll do it.
I'm like, fuck the fuck you got it, yo. This guy is the fucking man.
I hate him, yo. You got it.
No, I hate him. I'm ready.
I'm pulling, I'm learning from Parks, and I'm not going to say things I'm not supposed to say. Because he think it.
He think it. He a dude.
He just don't say it. And then your home is harmonious.
That's the one step that I miss. I say the thing that I know is about to cause the eruption.
But you like that shit, though. That's the difference.
You actually like the chaos at home. You say when it's too peaceful at home, it's whack.
She start bringing up bitches cooking for me. She start cooking.
And yes, that's wrong. And then we went out out of time though.
That's wrong. All right.
We wasn't out of time. I haven't shut down a bar in New York City in.
Oh, y'all shut the spot? We shut down a strip club. Oh my God, the lights came on.
Oh, y'all some burns. The strip club? The strip club.
They walking out in their sweatsuits and y'all still in there? Pretty much. Just the lights that's coming on.

We lost track of time.

I'm never in a strip club with lights no more.

We got there late too.

We had a good time.

We did it the way it was supposed to be done.

We did.

And some nigga in there cracked 60K.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Crypto bros in there going ham ham.

And it was kind of quiet.

It was kind of dead, but he was making it lit.

Yeah, what's the word that the people are using? We're in a klept... A klep...
Klepocalypse? Kleptocracy? What the fuck? What's that word? You talking about kleptocracy? Yes, that's the word. What's that? That's homeboy.
I'm asking the doctor. That's homeboy busting down 60K off crypto.
Oh, you talking about a cryptocracy? Yes, that's what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, a cryptocracy.
That's different. Meaning the crypto niggas is all.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Basically.
Yeah, that's all it means. But we did have a good time.
That's what we did. That's nice.
We did have a great time. That's always good.
That's what's up, man. Let's get right to it.
Let's do it. This might not be right to it.
It's not right to it. No, no.
It's definitely not. Let's get right to it, but delayed a little bit.
Reactions from Jake Paul versus Tyson.

Who saw it?

I watched it.

I watched it.

What did we think?

I watched it on the airplane.

I fell asleep while shit was buffering.

Like, not even joking.

The buffering.

I didn't have any issues with my shit.

I had a couple issues, but it wasn't as bad as everybody else.

Are y'all niggas paying y'all shit on top?

Yeah.

Is it y'all account?

Netflix premium?

Yeah.

I'm talking shit.

I don't even know that.

There's layers now on Netflix.

Or tears, I should say.

But I watched this fight and thought the entire,

maybe by like round four, I said,

yo, Mike's not throwing punches.

That was my first takeaway.

And then I said, ah, he's 60. No.
No, oh boy. I'm not trying to throw punches.
Oh boy. That's literally what I took from that.
He looked tired too. Are you a conspiracy theorist? A little bit.
A little bit. That's what I'm hearing.
I'm hearing the conspiracy theory. Well, I said beforehand when we came in before the fight, I said this is WWE to me.
You did say that. I heard you say that.
I said that this is maybe not scripted in terms of like a full-on, okay, I'm going to throw this punch. You're going to duck.
Right. But, yo, we talked beforehand.
Yo, we're going to go in. I ain't going to try to take your head off, Paul.
Yeah. We're just going to go ahead and put on a show for the people.
We're going to make it look real. We're going to do whatever we got to do in the press conference.
You know, we're going to sell the fight. But I ain't trying to kill you.
I think at any moment, Mike could have knocked his lights out. I think the other way.
Any other way. I think neither one of them were trying to do that.
Jake Paul showed that towards the end, but they have some conspiracy theories and some clips showing that after Mike hit Jake, Jake might have whispered to him and Mike tapped tapped him on the back twice. And then after that, Mike didn't fight him or try to go at him anymore.
Then Mike kept biting his gloves to, I guess... Signal something? No, I guess with the frustration.
Can I just hear what y'all think? What I think, again. About the match? I didn't like it.
The night. I mean, you know, the whole night was good.
I didn't like the Tyson and Jake Paul fight. I mean, you know, Amanda Serrano.
Yeah, I think that was the fight. It might even be a disservice to start with the Tyson fight.
Yeah. Honestly.
Yeah. The early fight was good.
Amanda Serrano. That Amanda Serrano fight, they got busy.
That was a good fight. Was the fight.
That was the fight. That was the fight.
She always puts on the show. Shout out to her and Jordan.
She always puts on the show. Who's Jordan? The manager.
Oh, okay. Shout out to Jordan.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I ain't shouting that other girl out.
Not the English girl. I wanted to jump through the screen.
That's Katie. You think she got robbed? Yes.
Hell yes. No, she got robbed.
I thought so too. I thought so too.
I mean, the punch count was enough. Yeah.
She landed 100 more punches. Some people say, but, you know, they weren't powerful punches.
They weren't impactful punches, all that stuff. You know, it's not just the punch count.
But to me, the eyeball test, and I ain't no boxer expert, it looked like she whipped her ass. With that big cut over her eye, still even being able to see and fight and look like she wasn't affected by that.
Dog, she was wiping every two seconds. And the girl, which is what was killing me the whole time,

just kept leaning that head into that cut.

Every time she did it, I jumped back like, ah!

Oh, my God.

That shit was nasty, by the way.

Hey, Flip, the manager you shouted out, was that the dude that...

Was talking, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Shouts to him.

Yeah, yeah.

Shouts to both of them in the post game.

I mean, in the post fight. He said what everybody was thinking.
Like, he got up there and just told it like it was. Fuck this.
Her big ass head. She had to be a headbutton, motherfuckers.
She looked like she was about to go to sleep towards the end of that shit, the white girl. Katie Taylor.
I got a little emotional, though, on the plane, though. It sounded crazy because I know that.
Yeah, I did. I got a little emotional because I know them, and I know how hard Amanda goes for the sport of boxing

and even taking women's boxing to the next level.

She advocates for that.

And to watch where she came from when I was filming skits with her

back in the days to where she's at now, it's emotional.

And I know that cut wouldn't stop her.

I kept seeing Katie leaning to the cut.

She kept leaning into that cut, and I know that Amanda was in pain,

but she's just such a champion.

I'm not going to stop her.

See you second time. I mean, Katie said they want to do a running back again, which I think it would be a great draw, but it's just like...
I'd watch that as the only headliner. That woman, it might be the toughest woman I've ever seen.
Yeah, Amanda, right? I would have paid for her to go in the back, shower, get some stitches, and come back out and fight Jake Paul. She's on Jake Paul's team.
Come out and fight Mike. She needed, she needed, she...
Damn. Damn.
Like, just looking at her, her arms. She's tough.
She's thorough. She's tough.
She's aggressive. Puerto Rican.
I've seen her fight before, but different level of respect. I've never seen her fight until this one here, and I was just like, wow.
What does that say to the sport of boxing, right? Like, that say? Like this is the second time she got robbed. I mean it's the highest paid women in boxing.
You know the highest paycheck they both received. But it's the second time that she got robbed.
What does that say? For me there's no sports without robbery. That's how you look at it? Human error is a part of sports.
Yeah. Boxing especially.
Especially boxing. There's so much judgment.
But all of them. Interpretation.
This year in the NBA we're seeing more than ever them go over there to the TV for three minutes come back and still get the call wrong. Shit NFL we've been seeing it.
They have rule changes because they fuck it up here and then after the season alright let's fix this now we got a new rule, so everything that just happened is null and void damn near. I understand.
I understand. Yeah, and I want to see you go make Thriller after they rob you off the wall.
Ooh. Like, if we take that away, then the artists, the greatest of our acts are never pushed to that other level.
That's true. Because that's part of the story at story at that point.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's a good one. I mean, Katie was tough.
She was. Fuck that big head girl.
I mean, she landed some hard ass blows. She did.
Katie was tough, but I think that I took all that away when I saw that she was intentionally trying to go for her cut. Intentionally.
I know morel, but she, like, that shit. It's a smart thing to do.
It's very smart to do, but when you know the person is fucked up. That's how I felt.
Like, damn, like, ah. Take advantage of a weakness.
You gotta do it. But it didn't work.
For who? Shout out to Amanda and Jordan. Shout out to Amanda and Jordan.
Can't wait for your next fight.'t not wait for her next fight alright back to Tyson and fucking I hope he never I hear all the theories and some of them have been debunked you know like the tapping on the thing which is true he did do that but that was actually people doctored the video that was 17 seconds in that he did the tapping Tyson's most powerful punches came after the tap on the back but at the end of the day to me the simplest explanation the simplest explanation, as I always say, is probably the most likely one. A damn near 60-year-old man.
Occam's razor. Yeah, exactly.
A 60-year-old man can't beat a 30-year-old man apples to apples. You know what I mean? Well, I mean, it's not apples to apples exactly, but Mike just had surgery a few months ago.
Yeah, exactly. The health issues that he had back in June, they were severe.
Blood transfusion, all that shit. Yeah.
Mike actually might be what? On his way out? No, no, no, no. I'm just, from boxing.
I'm just saying like, he's good. Mike is healthy.
You know what I mean? But Jake Paul does this. You know what I mean? He hasn't done it against any elite boxers yet.
And I don't know if he's an elite boxer, but he's a professional boxer. And Mike Tyson is, I mean, in 2005 when Mike Tyson retired, he's like, I can't do this anymore.
I don't have it in me no more. That was 19 years ago.

You don't get better.

Side note, did you see Holyfield say that they want the trilogy?

Holyfield put it

on Instagram, yo, they calling for the trilogy

and Tyson said, our friendship is the trilogy.

That was Tyson's response.

Everybody just want a payday now.

That's it. Everybody want a payday.

I'm seeing the established boxers, like the champions call out Jake Paul. Shit, I gained a little more respect for Jake Paul, honestly.
Me too. The way he handled that last round especially.
Yeah. To me, it looked like he could have not put Mike on his wallet and he didn't.
Toward the end, yeah. The last couple rounds.
Yeah, he bowed to him. He showed love.
I respect that. The bow, yes.

The mercy part, I'm not going to give him so much.

I'm going to play this clip from Jon Jones, who also won.

Because you shouldn't have been there with him?

That's how you look at it?

Prevention is better than the cure?

Yeah.

Got it.

No, I feel like Jake did what the smart fighter would do,

which is recognize that that man could put me down or hurt me, at least. So there's no need to do this.
There's no need to engage. Let me find this clip.
I do think that that first round was the first round. Round one was round one.
Yes. I also believe that Mike had to bite his gloves the whole rest of the fight to prevent him from throwing a punch because he got that tick.
It could be. For me, there's no other reason to bite your shit like that.
Mike did not try to fight him. His legs look bad.
That's all I saw. His punches didn't.
His legs look bad. His punches look absolutely fine.
Yo, Roy Jones. What a horrible job of commentating Roy Jones did.
Elite level hating. Yeah, I saw you tell Roy Jones, shut up.
Shut the fuck up, Roy Jones. That was our man, John.
Damn. Yo, that was our man, Joe.
Rosie Perez trying to keep it cute up there. Shout out to Rosie.
Shout out to Rosie. Good legend.
Roy Jones, man. Come on.
Oh, my God. All right, this is...
When Holyfield came back, Trevor went and just kind of iced him in very quick fashion. And I think Jake probably could have done that later on in the fight, but he opted to let Mike get to the bill.
I don't think Jake gave him mercy. I think Jake played it smart.
I think that's what it was. I think Jake...
I agree with this. You're winning.
Let's stop while you're ahead. Let's coast.
Let's get through this fight. Because Mike can drop anyone with one shot.
You know, his legs weren't working, but that upper body was still moving, and those punches were still swinging. And I don't really, I didn't view it as Jake giving him mercy.
Jake coasted through that like an intelligent fighter would. Talk about it.
I agree. Talk about it.
And when you say that the people looking for a payday, I think that a lot of boxers now just want to shut Jake Paul up. Like, you came from YouTube and you came in the sport.
You're making a lot of money in the sport. That's the smoke and mirror part of it.
They also know a payday come in touch with them. No, they do want a payday, Joe, but a lot of them want to shut them up.
I can see both. I think that the competition outweighs the payday for me for some of them.
Because some of them makes money. Like Javante Davis, he makes money.
Canelo makes money. So it's more like, okay, we feel that as a YouTuber, you've been making a mockery of the sport.
You're calling out whoever you want to call out, and you're getting it,

and you're getting a lot of money on top of that.

So now we're going to show you.

No, see, Tay I don't put in that talk because Tay sound like,

I'm going to just do this for free when I see you.

Yeah, Tay, yes, yes.

Whenever I catch you, I'm just going to learn you.

I don't want to die.

So I'm not talking about him.

Canelo Averes, you think Canelo Averes?

I don't put Canelo in that either, even though he's running from homeboy. He's running from homeboy.
But I don't put Canelo in that either. He be listening.
Don't say that. Shout to Canelo, and I wouldn't fight him.
Shit, it is what it is. But, yeah, I don't even see the other person in this Jake Paul lane of bringing in $100 million on some exhibition fight retired fighters shit.
He's really carved out. Yeah, he did.
Floyd. Floyd is Floyd.
Yeah. So he just commands that.
Floyd did it after being a professional boxer. And retired on top Floyd was box office as a professional boxer.
That's just a fact. Which led to him being able to do this after the fact.
Jake Paul wasn't that. But I loved what Tyson had to say after the fight about his view of it.
I loved watching him come in the ring by himself. That I liked.
Yeah. You know, usually he come in with an entourage.
But the post he made, the post he made about, hey, I almost lost my life a few months ago. For the young fans, for the kids to be able to see me, for me to get this one last view in the ring.
Thank you to Jake Paul. Thank you.
This is a loss, but this is a win in every aspect for me. Real class.
Very classy. Really classy response.
Mike talked like he got a new outlook on life or something. Not new.
Well, you know how some people. He's been like that for a minute.
He's been like this for a minute. But you know how some people have like a close to death scare or something, and then they have like a different viewpoint on everything.
But also that- Like even his interview with Jazzy, where he was like, yo, when you're going, you're going. I don't care about- Legacy thing, yeah.
Some people have those moments where it's like, yo, I almost lost my life. Now the way I treat all of this shit now is totally different yeah and at that age he's also thinking about you know he probably has more time behind him than he has in front of him so just let me get this payday fuck my legacy and I've done it all already and I've done it all exactly it felt bucket listy almost to me from Mike like let me just show I can still do I want to do this right but I'm not like that invested in.
The outcome. The outcome of the fight.
It seemed like Mike's whole purpose was just, A, don't get knocked out. And just to prove to himself maybe that he can go the entire length of the fight.
Yeah, with a kid basically. Yeah, that's it.
Win, lose, or draw. That's not the point of this.
I just want to. I did all.
Was it 10 rounds? Yeah. Eight.
Eight rounds, excuse me. Oh, yeah, yeah.
The one before was saying, that's right. I did all eight rounds.
People thought I, at 58 years old, people thought I maybe couldn't do it. Or maybe he put me down or whatever.
I did that. I respect that.
I knew he was going to lose when he started talking like that. When he's like, I don't care about, what I heard him say is, I don't mind having another loss on my record.
I don't care about what history, history knows who I am. Like, no one thinks about Muhammad Ali getting his jaw broke by Cooney in the 70s.
You know what I mean? Like, no one thinks about that stuff, right? You are who you are. And so he's like, I'll take this 20 million and another loss rather than trying to preserve some legacy that don't matter when I die.
But do you think that comes with time? Because when you're in the sport initially and you try not to lose, but does it come with time and wisdom and having to take a loss? And legend status. And greatness.
It ain't just time. Yeah, yeah.
Greatness as well. Because Ali handled that loss well as, you know, good as well.
Because he had legend status. It's the greatness thing.
It's like, once you're cemented, it doesn't matter what you do after. Like, there's nothing that Muhammad Ali or Mike Tyson or Floyd could do that would change how we see them.
I'm sorry to drag this topic on, but then you watch how Floyd goes as hard as he went to not lose. You understand what I'm saying? Yeah.
To preserve that legacy. Floyd ain't lose to nobody but T.I., I think.
No, he ain't lose. But do not lose, Mark.
In his mind, I think Floyd puts legacy and status. He does.
Floyd, that became his brand. So I'm selling undefeated.
But is it a different time zone? Meaning that is it a different, like Floyd is more tight? Real quick, Muhammad Ali was back in the days. Civil rights, all that shit.
You had to stand up for something. Stand up for something or fall for anything.
So I'm fighting for a cause. Tyson, guy from Brooklyn, you know what I mean? Went through bullying, overcame that.
A white guy took him in. He became champion, the youngest champion.
And then Floyd, I mean, what was...

Money.

Yeah.

Money and brand.

Like Floyd was, I think he was like 46, 47 something and O at the time.

And he already went and trademarked 50 and O.

Because it was, nobody had reached that point.

So I want to be the one to do that.

Everything with him is about the brand.

Got it.

So everybody fought for something different.

That's all.

Congrats to Mike Tyson. Shout out to every fighter

on that bill. For sure.

Do we care about the Netflix

servers?

Nah.

What the hell happened? Yeah, we do.

I would sleep through all that. I woke

up at the Amanda fight.

No, I watched even a couple

of the earlier fights and you get a little spinny buffering shit. My shirt was smooth the whole time.
Mine too. And I was on the airplane.
Whose account you use? Mine. I mean, 65 million people watching.
Yeah, of course. But they need to work that out if they're going to have the NFL, the NBA.
You know what I mean? They're trying to do major. WWE.
Live events, yeah. Yeah, WWE, all that shit.
They need to work that out. They smoke that.
Would they, right, coming off the fight, announcing or showing a commercial for their NFL, their NFL games? They smoke that. Yeah.
And then later I learned about the Beyonce performance. Yeah, they got good games for Christmas.
They're trying to, you know, attack the NBA. The NBA always had a Christmas game.
Yeah. So now that the NFL has Christmas games, which they had them last year, but now Netflix has it, and they got Pittsburgh and Kansas City at the 1 o'clock and Baltimore and Houston with Beyonce doing a halftime show on Christmas Day.
Hey, Netflix, fix it before halftime. I's interesting that you say that about the NFL wanting to attack the NBA.
That makes me think. They both doing it.
It's so interesting that the NBA are having ratings issues, yet in the NFL is where you don't know where you got to go to watch a game. They having no problem at all.
YouTube, Amazon, Netflix, ESPN, ESPN. Football fans is hopping around or paying the $500 YouTube package, whatever the cost to it.
I got it. I don't know.
I can't put my finger on why the NBA is having these issues. It's interesting.
The game ain't as interesting no more to a lot of people, bro. That's just really it.
Like, I say it all. We sound like old niggas when we say it.
I personally, me, I don't want to watch seven-footers chuck three-pointers. Yeah, same.
That shit is whack to me. I don't want to watch nobody where you have a big man pause that won't get down in the middle.
There's no dunks. There's no dunks.
There's nothing. And y'all don't have either.
A big man to chuck threes, a big man banging in the post. 76ers lost nine of the last ten games.
I'm not here to do that with y'all right now. Thank you.
Why do you think the NBA quickly? I think the answer is, I think there's not enough marketable superstars anymore. I think as LeBron moves toward the sunset, there's not another LeBron, another Kobe, another MJ that makes people watch even if they're not interested.
Wimbyama's not what you want to see. And then I think the style of play.
I think it's the same thing. I think the style of play is not what people want to see anymore.
And the the best players is international and that's why it's good for the NBA really because they was doing all of that highlighting all of the international players in a certain way thinking that that would broaden the audience and it did it did then where did they go I think the playoffs you'll see them back like people are going to want to see Wimbyama in the playoffs Oh I'm watching the playoffs After We're talking about the whole season That's why they started I'm in That's why they started This NBA Cup shit Yeah end season tournament Which is the worst shit ever It's interesting Because they're trying to find a way To get some eyes It was successful for them though Yeah No it works As a fan I didn Same. Yeah, because who cares? The Lakers won that the first time, right?

Yeah.

I mean, like, they didn't win the championship.

I want regular, no international.

I want a regular dude from the hood.

One, you know, no dad.

You know what I mean?

Grew up hungry.

Oh, shit.

One of them niggas, they go hard.

That's all I'm saying.

Get out the mud.

Yeah, it's 20 and 10 every night.

You know what I mean?

I want those kind of stories again.

Like, we used to have in the 90s and 2000s.

That's what I want again.

Now we got, he played ball with goats and shit. Exactly.
exactly, man. That's the ghost that we're used to.
Mel, are you excited about this Beyonce shit? Yeah. Are you Beehive? I mean, yeah, of course.
I love Beyonce. Oh, never mind.
Yeah, yeah, that's it. Yeah.
What? That wasn't. Yeah, you failed.
That was safe, that was safe. No, that wasn't the Beehive answer.
No, it was safe. She can't say, no, I'm not Beehive.
She just, forget it. There we go.
They might not include me just because I didn't make her the Renaissance concerts. But I love her music.
And I love, love, love watching her performances. She's fucking amazing.
It's highly enjoyable. So you're excited for this? I am excited for this.
This is like the biggest halftime not Super Bowl show ever. Yeah.
Yo, all this shit has been making me pocket watch Beyonce. How do you do that? It's going to be a long day.
No, I mean, the new gigs. Is that the whiskey? The Kamala shit, the whiskey shit.
The hair. I'm hearing her songs pop up in more commercials than I've ever heard before.
Yes, and voiceovers. Yes, they signing off on a little more than they normally do for Beyonce.
It made me scratch my head watching TV the other day like, that's odd. So, I mean, you can't pocket watch Beyonce.
But she's leading up to Grammy season. I see what's out of this.
Now, Tina Knowles did put a post up saying that Beyonce didn't get paid for comedy. She said, I want to correct the record.
These are all lies. We paid for the glam.
We paid for the travel. We didn't get paid a dollar.
No, I know. I think that's to protect comedy.
I don't know if it's true or not, but it's interesting that she made a point. What I want to ask y'all was like, is Christmas Halftime show going to be the new thing is that going to be like is that going to be the new not Super Bowl but the next level after this yeah having Beyonce do that is such a bar you already got it on Netflix you see what I'm saying this is a partnership here so we putting it on Netflix you know how many we see the numbers Netflix just did for Tyson Jake Paul fight this is a tech battle really yes that's what it is this is a tech battle most of the shit that we see in content is a tech battle all of it it's all tech battles but Beyonce I got it I gotta assume that Jay Z's hand is all over this yeah it still falls under the NFL entertainment umbrella shit it's fire them carters maybe Wayne next year.
Like, that might be a nice second tier option. Not bad.
Yeah. That's a great idea.
Saints got to be good enough to play on Christmas for that, though. Eh.
They did. No, they not.
I want to fight that Taysom Hill, nigga. Yo.
I want to fight him. I win the fantasy to make sure I wasn't playing him.
We leave his court soon, but Taysom Hill is really grinding my gears as a fantasy Kamara owner. Oh.
Every time this, yo dog, this nigga just start running for his life like he don't see nobody else. What do you have, three? I don't know, but G-Spin was playing against him.
He has 44 points, 45 points. That's another thing in my league.
We're addressing that soon. Taysom Hill should not be able to start as a tight end in the league if he's playing quarterback.
Yeah, yeah. We not in a two-quarterback league, yo.
But he's not playing quarterback the whole time, though. Got it, because he did have receptions.
But still. Yeah, and he is a tight end.
If he's playing

quarterback, that's a cheat code. It's like a trick

play. It's like a wildcat when you had a

fucking running back line up as the QB.

Know why I don't fuck with it in my league, specifically

my money league? Because

when Amara St. Brown, they do

a trick play and he throws the touchdown,

he don't get the quarterback points.

Oh, that's some bullshit in your league.

Hey, we discussing that in Mr. Chow's in July, buddy.
Yeah, that's some bullshit in your league. Yeah.
That's bullshit.

Hey, we discussing that in Mr. Chow's in July, buddy.

Yeah, that's bullshit.

The fuck are y'all talking about?

If he throws for a touchdown, even if it's a trick play,

you throw a touchdown.

You should get touchdown points.

Yeah, it don't work like that.

We don't want to dry the vagina up to our fantasy football, though.

And shout out to the vagina that plays fantasy football, too.

You're right.

We are drying up the pussy out here.

I can hear.

Sandpaper. Scratchy, scratchy.
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Round of applause for Daniel Jones getting his job taken.

Hold up, man.

This plan is about to backfire in the Giants' face right now.

About.

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It's backfire.

Yeah.

DeVito going to go out there and win two games he ain't supposed to win. He might.
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How do you feel as a potter, first of all? I don't feel like that. Did anybody else listen to it? No.
No, I heard it. It's really dope.
I checked out the first episode. I'm going to continue to check in uh it kind of gives hit the first episode gives his like backstory and moving to new york and going to st john's and all that shit it's him and eb who's his manager um just discussing all the shit that he kind of went through how he started rapping how he was playing ball how he was coming here and doing the college party life but then decided to do the rapping thing.
I just really enjoyed it. It was relatable to me as someone who came from a small market, moved to a big city, tried to get it popping.
It's great. It's great to me.
And it's a really dope rollout the way they dropped the album, the come up right afterwards. Yeah, shout out to Cole E.
That's the part that I want to shout out. Just the rollout came back at it again with another fire idea for a fire rollout.
Not that he invented a re-release, but he knows how to time his shit. He knows how and when to use his voice.
Sans that apology. I'm off that.
I'm not. That to the side.
He hasn't missed with how and when you hear him and making it effective and impactful.

So shout out to Cole.

Shout out to his manager.

Great idea.

I'm sure it's encouraging a lot of people to go to the old body of work.

Yeah, I did.

I did.

And I like how they harp on his brand being relatability.

And I agree. His story is very relatable to a lot of folks, myself included.
And he's knocking it out of the park with doing an intimate conversation like this that brings it home even more. And I mean, from the clips I heard, it's just true to Cole, right? Just a really nice guy who has no problem giving credit,

telling you where and who, where he got inspired,

who inspires him, his journey.

Like he don't have no problem handing the flowers out.

Yeah, for sure.

He bigged you up a lot too.

Both him and Eve, Eve was a big fan,

talked about how you used reaching out to fans

and relatability again.

He said the same for Kanye too, actually.

It was kind of interesting because he talked about how

I don't like about Cole early on is the cringey bars. But it was intentional, so now it's like, okay, I guess that makes sense.
It's just a really interesting look into his thought process, especially early on. I'm curious to see how it develops.
Did it make you look at him any different? All of that's fire. Hold up for a minute, Mark.
Play the clip of them talking about me. Oh, I got you.
I got you. Yeah, I was waiting, Paul.
Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about me? You started it. You went to Kanye.
You're going to tell me that, and then went to Kanye and then started saying some other shit. There's a clip of them talking about me.
I mean, it just seems like the ball's right there.

I'm playing the clip.

It was like midnight or 11

and that's when you heard

all the raw shit

that was new.

And Ted would record it

and we would listen back.

And that's when the first

fad freestyle was

with Nori.

When Nori was like,

shoot at your feet, make you do the puff dance. It was like that era.
And by that point, I was like a huge Joe Budden fan. By this point we're talking about.
Yes. You was on Joe Budden heavy.
Yeah, because I loved like bars. That's E by the way, speaking.
But I also always loved like to be able to connect able to connect that's what joe boy was doing he was connecting through like in a different way than like other rappers yeah and um mood music like joe to anybody that's like obviously you know if you listen to this and you're younger and you're not and you wasn't from that area you're gonna know joe buddha is like podcast but what e put me on because i wasn't on joe buddha like that course, I knew him just being a rap fan, but I wasn't on his shit heavy. I knew like even his mixtape freestyle shit, but what E put me on too, because E was a big fan, E put me on the Moo Music, which was like this nigga Joe Budden was like, you know, he was, he was, he was.
It was emo rap. It was like the first time we really got like.
It is better than you saying the parts. With like real bars.
He was like, damn, this nigga really going through it. So then it was like Ransom and Hitchcock with I think the A-Team dude.
I was a new stack bundles fan. Rest in peace.
Paul Kane and Fab and that whole. So I was really into it.
And I remember, and obviously the pinnacle was like J and I. And then 50 came with like a whole new stuff.
No, you got it. You've never heard of Joe, buddy.
Oh, shout out to those guys, man. I appreciate that.
That's love. That made me feel good.
That made me smile inside and outside. No, for real.
That was nice. All warm and fuzzy.
That was nice. That's it.
No, that's so good $10 for the podcast. You get all the episodes.
It's worth it. So now, who are you paying? Who am I paying? I think it's direct-to-consumer.
Oh. That's crazy.
It's, I think, Inevitable, which is the name of the podcast, dot live. And you go in there.
You can Apple Pay, whatever. They got a group chat shit that's going on in there.
Wow, that's fun. It's brilliant.
It's been a live release. Really, really, really good job.
Eve talks about it a lot in the podcast, talking about how he kind of comes from a fan perspective. I salute to him.
Salute to Cole, because he does a lot of shit. He talks about going out and selling CDs and just trying to get your buck back for the CD, not trying to make money off it, basically.
There's a lot of people that wouldn't do that because it doesn't look cool. You know what I'm saying? He was talking about how you go to Times Square and people are handing out CDs, and there's a lot of people that wouldn't go out and beat the street like that, and it worked for him really well.
It really did. OD.
I still would love to get to the bottom of him and Hov. I mean, we got nine more episodes, I think, so.
He ain't going to do that. I saw the list.
It stops at Forest Hills. Okay.
Do y'all put any credence to these rumors about Hov releasing a project? No. There being a diss song on it.
I don't know who it could be dissing, but do y'all give anything to that? I give credence to the album coming out. I don't give credence to a diss record.
I think that's capped, the diss record part. If an album is coming out, somebody's getting dissed.
I mean, but subtle diss. What I was reading was people saying it was like, if he's going to come out with Drake hard or somebody, I don't think it's going to be nothing crazy.
If an album is coming out and somebody was able to say there's a diss song, that mean Hov let them hear a diss song and let them say it. That ain't, yeah, that ain't somebody freestanding.
You don't think it's just people leaking bullshit to draw pictures? No. Niggas don't even play with Hov name like that.
Not at all. Niggas don't play with Hov name like that.
So it's either all the way cap or it's all the way true. But I didn't bother to read through the redacted to see who the diss could be about.
That wasn't where my concern was. I think Hov has been working on music.
As far as the album coming out, I don't know, yo. It's time.
It is time. It is time.
I thought you had some inside information that Hov might have put out an album. Oh, they was working on an album.
I don't know if it's coming out. Oh, got it.
Why wouldn't it come out if he's working on it? Sometimes people just record music. That's what happens in the music business.
You work on your Yeah, niggas will record music and then say, never mind, I'm not on. Yeah, I don't feel like it.
Or whatever I was, whatever mindset I was in at the time, I ain't in that no more. I understand that.
Well, that's dated. Or it's bringing me back to a dark place.
I won't start from scratch. Yo, artists have just come up with the most wacky reason

to not release some shit that was heat.

But it is time.

I need a whole album.

I would love a whole album.

I can't imagine Beyonce getting all the way active

the way we're talking about

and him just continuing to be cool in the background

as the executive.

I think we'll get a whole verse

and that will be, it's going to be a lot of talk in the verse. Yeah, even the talk or the diss.
Who gets a whole verse today? That's a good one. Shit.
I mean, Cali always get one. So do he got any projects coming out? Yeah.
Whoever signed the whole. I don't even know signed the hove anymore.
Yeah. Fuck around and be on another soundtrack or something.
Yeah. Yo, the last five, six years of music has ruined so many collaborative opportunities.
That's what I'm saying. Like now, I was about to say Drake get a hove verse, but I don't even know that.
I don't know no more. That's what I was saying.
I don't know. He ain't getting no more.
And I don't know if Kendrick does either because he might want to stay out of that shit. Let me put him on the Super Bowl.
I feel like he already made his choice. Clips album.
Yes. Okay.
That's perfect. That's where the whole verse is going to come from.
That's where it's going to come from. Pusha can always get a whole verse.
Yep. Always.
Yep. There you you go Drug Deals Anonymous is still my shit man

Yeah

Can't wait

Is that

What do y'all have as the best hold feature

I know that's a tough random question

Not feature

But guest verse

With one of our guys

Jeezy

Push

Ross

Drake

Seen it all for me

Could be biased

Because of my

You know how I feel about Jeezy's records

But seen it all

I'm gonna go recency and say God did

I like God did

Thank you. Seen it all for me Could be biased Because of my You know how I feel About Jeezy's records But seen it all I'm gonna go recency And say God did I like God did Oh yeah yeah Amazing verse He fucking bodied that shit Shit Yeah but I don't have That better than the fucking Meek shit The Meek shit What's free What's free I love the Rick Ross shit still Teflon Don shit Yeah Freemason Freemason Freemason's crazy too.
Then hearing the story behind how that verse came about, it's like, oh, that just puts it up even higher. Yeah.
All right, we dick riding now. I want to say, I want to shout out.
I want to shout out. There's no Hov's land up here anyway.
We love Hov's. There's definitely no Hov's land up here.
Yeah, no, we'll play that. I mean, we ain't got to overtly dick ride.
I dick ride. I don't even do that.
Pause, but.

I feel like once Hov just knows how you feel about him,

you ain't got to dick ride no more.

Like, you're the greatest.

We know in Hov engines anyway.

I just saw a clip.

I don't know if it was new or not.

I don't know if y'all talked about this.

When A$AP Rocky said that Hov pressed him.

Because he said something about Ace of Spade or something like that. And he had pressed some of the A$AP mobs.
And I just thought it was interesting. Hov still got his hands in the streets, man, no matter what.
You know what I mean? And I heard Cam say something about Hov, how Hov texted him. It's just Hov, it's just Hov.
I think it's funny. You could take Brooklyn out of, you could take a nigga out of Brooklyn, but you can't take Brooklyn out of the nigga, man.
And I just thought those are interesting stories that I heard over this weekend. While we're on some of this, I want to say I do love the way that Pharrell handled the Drake jewelry shit.
Okay. Another just classy guy.
Yeah. They asked him about it.
He said he's a fan of the history. Right.
The end to get there also I want to say Shaq you my man we just spoke in the DM the other day but Dwight Howard called you out to fight and there's millions to be made I didn't like that response I didn't like Shaq's response you gotta win more than one ring I only fight champions I'll stick with Gronk a. Also, my money's on Dwight in that fight.
Why? He listens, Shaq. But it's fine.
Yeah. No, no.
I think Dwight is in better shape. I think Dwight actually boxes and he's got a lot more training.
I can't say that. Yeah, Dwight probably tussled with more dudes.

Yeah, I was about to say.

It's more of a wrestle though.

He does more mixed muffins.

I was about to say that.

You stole my own shit.

Why are we doing hip tosses?

I thought we was...

Nigga, get behind me.

Why am I in a cable clutch?

What the fuck is this?

Stay in front of me.

What the fuck?

Y'all need to go to jail. Y'all need to be arrested.
But yeah, shout out to Dwight, shout out to Shaq. Shout out to both of them.
Word. Shout out to them, man.
What else? What else we got? I had a question for you. Oh, what you got? I'm sorry.
Yeah, yeah, bro. Yeah, bro.
Oh, no, I was about to go. I was going somewhere.
You said jail made me think of Diddy. That was all.
Because Diddy's going through it this week. Oh, yeah, man.
Diddy's... Is he really going through it? Well...
It sounded like he's doing all right. Two things are happening at the same time, right? Yes.
Early in the week, they're like, Diddy's running to jail. This dude's fighting over and vying to make his bed.
Yes. And he's just like running this shit like Lucius from Empire.
Right. He's getting his own food.
Right. But then, the Bureau of Prisons announced last night that after doing a raid of all the prisons, they found a notepad in Diddy's cell.
They found evidence that he's calling and tampering with witnesses. And they're threatening, at the time that we're talking right now, to bring new charges against him for witness tampering.
And that that's going to undermine his bail hearing, his bond hearing, which is Friday. And he may not be able to get out because they're worried that he's threatened.
So it's like, he's running to prison, but they're kind of like, yeah, that's why you can't leave. I think that's all done intentionally.
That's a sack of shit. That's all done intentionally, Mark.
I mean, like, first of all, they said that by them doing that, they violated his Fourth, Fifth, and Sixth Amendment that they were saying they took some personal information, like notes to his lawyers. They took it.
They took pictures of it. Confidential Yeah, privilege.
And I think they're just trying to, I think it's just trying to make it as hard on him as possible. And that's it.
That's how I feel. They're playing a dirty game.
They're playing a dirty game. And rightfully so.
You know what I mean? It's eat or be eaten. But I just feel like they're playing.
With all that shit. If I'm him, I'm ignoring all that shit.
I requested to be a Bond twice. Y'all told me to get the fuck out of here.
He's got 50 million on the table. Don't try to wave it over my head now to get niggas to stop making my bed and writing notes on you.
No. Right.
I think Diddy's alleged to have done some monstrous shit. Yes.
And I want him to be held accountable for it, but he also deserves due process and a fair trial. And the state is not giving him a fair trial, a fair opportunity right now.
For all the reasons y'all just said. They're not at all.
Yeah. And the bond shit is tough though because if he is tampering witnesses, if he is calling people, what do you do? Do you let him out? But that's the reason why he was not given bail is because they feared that he was going to tamper with witnesses.
So tracked one of them to, sorry, the other, I forget her name, that was in Dirty Money, the one that came out and made the post and they were saying it like, they have proof that he... They were in communication right before she made that statement.
So, yeah, and it don't help that Sean... It's ugly.
I was going to say, it don't help that Sean's been on tour too, you know,oting the documentary, which I saw. I know y'all talked about it in the Patreon last week.
But it doesn't help because it just draws more attention to this idea that Diddy don't play fair, that Diddy tamper, that Diddy undermines the law. So it's a bad week for Diddy on the street, even if it's a good week for him in jail.
Yo, listen.

Sometimes

you need to reach out to motherfuckers

to recant some shit or to fix

the story or to look at it from

a different perspective. I'm sorry.

Sometimes, yo, did you really feel this way?

I didn't mean it this way. How can we figure it out?

It sounds crazy. I know the law doesn't

like it, but sometimes a conversation

needs to happen. Sometimes a conversation

needs to happen. The law doesn't

allow that. You're not allowed to reach out

the It sounds crazy. I know the law doesn't like it, but sometimes a conversation needs to happen.
Sometimes a conversation needs to happen. The law doesn't allow that.
You're not allowed to reach out to somebody that's a part of a lawsuit. You're not allowed.
That's where it's tricky. It's a law.
Yeah. They wrote it already.
But all you niggas, like everybody change. I hate that shit.
Because a lot of times people have called police on us. A lot of times it's been restraining orders and different things in life.
Not, let's remove people. Just talking about in life and you reach out to have a conversation.
Yo, yo, what's up with that? And a lot of times it's rectified. True, but the- Not saying what Diddy did, I'm not making an excuse for that, but I'm just saying, like, that's the norm to reach out to somebody to get an understanding.
I understand what you're saying. The part of that is when they find out that you did that.
Yeah, true. You go to jail.
Just because people do that don't make it legal. Make it right, yeah.
But now they found out. I'm just addressing the people that's looking at it as, oh, what he's doing, oh my God.
He's trying to coerce the witness in Tampa. I'm just like, come on, stop.
They throw these words on him. Yeah, that's the only, that's who I'm addressing.
Not the law. If you get caught doing that nigga, you have to face the consequences if you get caught doing that.
Yeah, and raiding the cell and finding a notepad is making people, and the thing is, people are going to believe whatever they hear about Danny at this point because there's so much shit being said. Just at the end of the day, does this actually help him? Like, if we hear so much awful shit about him every day for months and months and months, by the time trial comes in May, are people going to be, like, immune to it where they don't even care anymore? I think so.
It might work. There's a certain level of desensitization taking place, like, because, It's happening for sure.
Yeah. I mean, every single day it's something new and some of it, some of it just honestly sounds preposterous.
But does it work into his favor, meaning that like there's so much press and stuff about it. So if he gets found guilty.
Appeals process. Yes.
Right. Like, you know, these people heard about it.
They were smearing my name. They were taking my, you know, my evidence or whatever he has.
And it was plastered all over the world. and these people who are on the jury could have potentially been influenced to find me guilty.
It's possible. R.
Kelly, I think that's the game they're playing. Yeah.
That's literally what they're trying to do. They're going to take the jury pool as best they could.
I couldn't be impartial. I couldn't be on a Diddy jury right now.
Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, it's hard for me to imagine him not having done shit. No, I understand.
Yes. But is that fair? don't know if he could get a fair trial And I think he did a lot of this shit But he still deserves a fair trial I don't know anywhere in America where he could get 12 people I mean no diddy Talk about it It's like his name is a metaphor For freaky shit Yeah the flip side of that What's the flip side, Joe? The same way that you said you wouldn't be able to be in Barstool because the pool has maintained it, there's people that are on the other side, which is why he's getting his bed made in jail.
Wherever he is, he is still who he is. This won't be like Tory Lanez sitting there silent and his dad doing some shit when the court shit is over.

Puff is going to fight.

Yeah.

Puff's going to fight

and he's going to be heard.

And he's charming

with resources.

And he got a lot of motherfuckers

that well.

He got connections

all over this place.

So the same way that

there's that side,

it's the other side too.

I didn't want to be the one

to say it,

but they're already

trying to throw me in the back. That's the other question I get a lot.
It's the other side too. I didn't want to be the one to say it, but they're already trying to throw me in the back.
That's the other question I get a lot. That's the other side though.
Thank God. Because Puff is Puff in terms of power, respect, all of that.
It's a lot of people that's going to go to bat and hope that it works out for them. He rewards them after the fact.
Or because I don't want my name to come up in this shit with you, so let's try to get you out of this. I mean, what I will say, and then I'm off of this because it's a trial to be had.
But some of them documents that were framing his children taking on his Instagram to kind of repaint his image and they were talking about that like that was a bad thing. I thought that was genius.
I thought that was absolutely genius. Every day there's a new story making me out to be some type of monster, demon, pervert, pedophile.
So let's get the other side. So yeah, let me try to fight in any way I can.
If y'all gonna fight that way, trying to taint my name, again, we're not saying that Pup didn't do no fucked up shit. I just want to be clear.
We're not Pup apologists or nothing like that. Exactly.
But in all fairness, if y'all are gonna be out here in the media or whatever the case may be, making me seem like the worst person possible, let me have some people that love me try to make me seem like a decent person. He deserves that.
See, because what we have a history in recent years of is seeing the media be more prepared or them being, the state or the feds being more prepared in the media than they are in the court. Exactly.
Yes. We just saw what Young Thugs tried.
I know. That's what I'm saying.
So, have your T's crossed and your I's dotted.

Because, I don't, that shit, even we don't see it in dirt trial.

Anytime they show me a picture of Drew, I'm like, oh, got one on your hands.

Got to wait for the trial.

Yeah.

I just seen somebody say on a doc

on a meme somewhere

that your representation is much more

important than the crime

that's a fact

that's a fact

he got one of his funnier skits

is if you see your lawyer dress like this

you're going to jail

your representation can be

the difference between you going home

and you going in

I'm so glad I obey the Lord, man. You ain't lying.
Every day I say it. Speaking of jail, NBA young boy as well.
You know what I mean? 27 months, right? 27 months, yes. And what, four or five years probation or something like that? 60 months probation, five years.
It's a win, fam. It's a huge win.
It's a win, it's a huge win. They just got him on the carrying firearm by a felon.
The other charges were dismissed out. What was he looking at, time-wise? Was it like 10 years or something? I don't want you looking for a pen pal again.
No, they tried to make it seem like when he was sending people in the store to get the drugs, like he had some type of operation going on, but it wasn't. Obviously, he was using the drugs for himself, you know what I mean, and to whatever.
I mean, being in Utah, I can't see how that nigga could just be there for so long on house arrest, like what that does to him mentally. I thought about that, you know, because JR was showing me the areas that he's from where he lived

and I, you know,

not saying,

I think it was a great thing

that they suggested

that he moved to Utah

because of,

to prevent him from getting in trouble.

But like being there,

like sometimes you need company,

you need to go outside.

No matter how big your house is,

man,

you can get trapped in this

and it can play with your mind

and you start thinking things

and seeing things

and sometimes you got to take the drugs

to heal your pain.

You know what I mean?

Being in that place

without being able to touch somebody, your family, or waking up to your loved ones. Not saying that people didn't go out to visit him, but you're like trapped.
And I think that it's meant for you to fuck up, these situations. A lot of them artists, your NBA Youngboy, your Durgs, a lot of those who've experienced a lot of loss,

talk about that.

Like, yo, I need the drugs just to numb

me because I'm dealing with

so much. Like, I've lost

family members and close homies, and

it's just L after L after L

after L that I don't want to

feel that no more. And in closing, for me, I think people

missed it. I think people don't

look at that. If we sit

here and say this, they're going to be like, oh,

what about all the stuff he's doing outside? But we're not

Let's go. feel that no more.
And in closing for me, I think people don't look at that. If we sit here and say this, they're going to be like, oh, what about all the stuff he's doing outside? But we're not looking at the human side, right? We're not looking at the environment that these young boys come from.
I think it only works for when we're speaking about ourselves, right? Like, if I'm in trouble, I'm going to say, oh, the environment and all the stuff I've been through, I make an excuse. And then I'm not looking at the the next man I think we forget how to be human sometimes so they may say

yo you're

taking up for young

boy all the shit he did

you're taking up for dirt

but not understanding

or looking at the stuff

that they went through

and not saying

they aren't responsible

for the decisions

that they made

but I still try to look at

from being

in that position before

or a little bit

in that position

I start to look at it

from a different perspective

and just give

another point of view

a lot of people

don't look at it that way

because they just can't relate

got it

They need to be a fan. in that position before or a little bit in that position, I started looking at it from a different perspective and just give

another point of view.

A lot of people

don't look at it that way

because they just can't relate.

Got it.

They never grew up

in none of that.

So it's like to even,

their mind can't imagine

dealing with some of the shit

that these young artists

are dealing with.

That's it.

Yeah.

But, yeah.

I had a question for you too, Joe.

What's up?

Give it to me.

So I was listening,

I remember when you had the last part, you was talking about Jaleel White. Remember? How you felt.
And I agreed with you. I'm like, damn, my man Joe.
But then I heard other people doing interviews with him and they were kind of on his side. Like, yo, we heard the pitch that you wanted to do.
We understand where you're coming from. And, you know, his reasoning for, like, just being a child and it was him against the adults.
Like, none of the kids on the cast had any issues with him and that he's the reason for a lot. Like, it made me look at it from a different perspective because you had me when you was talking about it.
Like, yo, you're not thinking about it. It's very selfish.
And I just wanted to know, like, do you still stand on how you felt? Like, him thinking about himself or I double and triple down on every last thing I said about Jaleel White uh the way that I discern does not have to be the way that anyone else does got you again I saw the family matters doc I heard what he had to say about his Netflix pitch and then I saw him on The Breakfast Club say this about Judy and why she disappeared. What happened to Judy, man? How Judy just walked upstairs? I talked about it in a book.
I know, I know. So he's trying to sell books.
I'm cold and I'm crazy. But I do believe he's a piece of shit.
How do you think I covered it in the book?

Was I fat?

I guess because she didn't really have a role.

I don't even really want to hear this dude's voice, honestly.

I'm just going to read it because he's that annoying to me now.

And I think that's fucked up.

I don't feel like I deserve that.

Like one of my childhood heroes.

Yeah.

Like I hate to see these niggas grow up and just... Reveal who they really are? Yeah.
God damn. During a recent interview on The Breakfast Club, Jaleel was asked about the character Judy Winslow, who famously went upstairs in one episode and never came back down.
He shared. And my position is, all of these years later, you don't have to share this this way.
You don't have to speak about her or her family this way. They, the writers and producers, weren't giving her storylines.
She, Jamie Foxworth, wasn't the best at delivering jokes. Sometimes they would give her material and it would just fall flat.
If you fall flat and run throughs, they're going to rewrite you. You can only mess up so much.
He added that he blames the whole ordeal on Jamie Foxworth's mother, the mother of the actress who played Judy, and explained that the higher-ups didn't feel like they needed the character. This nigga's a dick.
I don't... Me, me, I don't need to see or hear anymore.
I agree. You don't have to do that all of these years later to sell a book.
And back to my original point, if you was that nigga, because we ain't seen you be that nigga since this show. But if you was really that nigga, you wouldn't have to go about these measures to sell your book.
It would just be, I'm Jaleel White. Okay, hold on though.
I'm doing a press run for my book. Cool.
They ask you the question of, hey, what happened to you? It's a great question. If you watch Family Matters, if you were a band, that's an amazing question.
Correct. So they ask him the question of, yo dog, you was there.
We don't know. For those who didn't read your book.
Yeah. What happened? How you answer that?

He's telling the,

yo, listen,

they gave her lines,

it ain't work out.

Her mom,

so they wrote her off.

But during the interview,

he also cracked a joke about,

he was saying us as children was making fun of her.

He used a layup line.

I listened to the interview

this morning.

I was just going off

of that quote.

She missed the layup again.

I think there's a better way

to answer this.

I think there's a better way.

So if you're asked that question, how do you answer it? I'm here working now. I ain't thinking about no question.
But there is a better way to answer that. Tom Brady don't answer it like that.
The Rock don't answer it like that. Peyton Manning don't answer it like that.
Nobody that answers just questions the right way on that. I have a publicist team that cost me $300,000 and $400,000 quarterly.
It's answering that like that. I was just getting ready to say, you're mentioning people who have entire teams for that reason.
He sounded like, just off of that, a person that's ignorant and not media trained. So they asked him the question and I answered the question.
But you're almost 50. No, he's got, he definitely has media training.
He has media training. A thousand percent.
He spent too much time on like a top rated show and he had the team. When I was a kid, I'm 35 years of media training.
Yeah, but I mean like how old was he when the show shut down? How many times is he sitting down? You think he needs- Does it really require a media team to tell you- Not to be a dick? To not be the fucking team. To be diplomatic? Exactly.
If you're a dick, yeah. He's given a million interviews.
He knows. I agree.
I understand what you guys are saying. He could have been...
He don't have to shit on every cast member every chance he gets, which is all I keep hearing and seeing him do. And that's why they don't fuck with him.
And that's why they ain't fucking with him. And he might not fuck with them, Joe.
I've seen you shit on people you worked with before because you don't fuck with them. He don't fuck with them.
So you're asking me about these people that I don't fuck with. Yeah, I'm going to tell you this from a perspective of I don't fuck with them.
All right, but on the flip side, there's also people I don't fuck with where you don't hear me say a word or ever bring them up. True.
Or I'll say something kind and be thinking something totally different. True.
So all that is in my bag. Show me that it's in yours.
Yeah. I agree with that.
It's all of these years. I ain't mad if you got a list of people that it's up with forever.
But at some point, show the other side of, hey, I'm going to answer this PC and not give you anything and not shit on them or their mother. Right.
It's a fact. What are you talking about? That's true.
I'm going to shit. Hey, it's a million niggas I beef with.
You're right. I don't ever bring their moms.
What are we talking about? No, I'm not saying. Like, come on, come on.
Come here. Don't put me in the mix with him.
I'm just saying. I'm a dick, but I know how to be nice.
And I'm me. I got it popping long after Pump It Up.
If he had something after Family Matters, like I said, I maybe view some of the arrogance differently, but nigga, what have you done? I feel like the purpose of him speaking like that, being intentionally salacious is for the sales of his book. You know, so he's, that's what he's here for.
Yeah. That's whack.
Yeah. Because if your book was lit like that, the publishing house would send it to the people that are supposed to have it.

They would read it.

They're going to send out the little one sheet

with all the juicy-sale-sale shit,

and that's how everybody's going to get it.

We don't need to hear you be rude to somebody

and they mom.

If he ain't had a book,

he probably wouldn't be sitting up there in the first place.

That's true.

That's a particular moment.

How about that?

I'm here to sell a book.

Fuck him in that book.

I stand with you, buddy.

Yeah, I don't need to hear none of that shit.

This nigga Urkel was 30, 40 years ago, nigga. I ain't got to fucking still be, no, hell no.
Fuck him. So, did that answer you? Yeah, it did.
It did. All right, Mark, question for you, man.
I see a lot of other celebrities do it. And I see you post your blue sky.
You leaving Twitter, too? No, I'm not leaving Twitter. I got too many followers.
but I am going to transition. You said I got too many followers.
Yeah, I'll keep it up. Way to go, Doc.
I mean, I'm not going to lie. That's my way to get stuff out.
That's my way to get information out. That's my way to talk to people.
That's my way to promote stuff. But I'm transitioning to blue sky and I'm going to add that.
And if blue sky can get to my Twitter or close to it, then I will leave Twitter. I was going to say, because you started Twitter with no followers.

Yeah, but it was 2009.

Just got to put some time in.

Work it up.

That's what I'm going to do,

but until then,

but I'm not one of the people that's going to leave.

I'm also not going to do the dramatic exit letter.

You know, people writing like full letters

to the publicist about why they're leaving

and the history.

I ain't doing all that shit.

We'll write a couple.

But why not?

And why aren't you prepared to leave Twitter?

Is it only the follow account?

It's a practical thing, yeah. It's how I get I get information is how I communicate with my audience right now.
It's a big part of it. And so I don't want to lose that.
I can't afford to lose that right now. Like there are people who are huge.
And like Gabrielle Union is huge. She's a superstar.
She can leave Twitter and just meet me over Instagram or come to Blue Sky and she'll have a million followers in a month. I won't.
So it's a different thing. It's a different process for me.
Do you believe that all your followers are viewing and hearing everything you post? No. No, but I think that I have a bigger dent in that space than any other space that I use.
Are you not concerned about, and this is why I'm in support of the celebrities making these over-the-top announcements about it. Are you not in support of the new terms and conditions and all the means? Have you read that? Yeah, I'm critical of it.
I disagree with it and moving the courts to Texas and making it impossible to really have free. I read it just so people are in the know.
X's new terms and conditions drop November 15th. We're past that with 60 pages of legal jargon, small small print, and a pop-up prompt to accept via hyperlink.
It feels like they're betting most of us won't read them. Let's break down what you're agreeing to.
Broad content license. That's always the trick.
That one. By posting on X, you grant them a royalty-free, worldwide license to use, reproduce, and adapt your content.
This includes training AI models and sharing with partners, all without paying you. Your content equals their asset.
Limited liability. If something goes wrong, data breach, account suspension, et cetera, all the things that, you know, they do.
X limits their liability to $100 or what you paid them in the last six months. Most users, that is $0.
Meanwhile, your loss is unlimited. Account termination.
X can suspend or terminate your account for reasons like commercial inviability or prolonged inactivity. Translation.
If you're not making the money or active enough, your account could be gone without notice. Five, no class actions allowed.
You waive the right to join class action suits.

If X messes up, you'll have to take them on individually,

which most people cannot afford to do.

This shields X from collective legal accountability.

Six, data use.

Your data can be collected, shared, and used globally.

While this isn't new, the breadth of their rights to analyze, adapt, and share your info has grown. And yes, this includes feeding AI systems.
Seven, changes without consent. X reserves the right to change these terms at any time with minimal notice.
If you continue using the platform, you are deemed to have accepted the changes whether or not you read them. Eight, time to sue if you have a legal dispute you only have one year to file a claim this is shorter than many jurisdictions allow and could prevent valid claims from being pursued nine tiny font long read 60 pages and a small font likely eight to ten points it would take the average user two to three hours to read and understand these terms if they have legal expertise.
Jesus. It goes on and on.
There's 10, 11, 12 here's mad points here. Some of that should have been scary enough and plenty of reason for people to leave.
I think people who are leaving are right to leave and I think the celebrities who have the platform should write those long letters. I'm just saying I'm not the one to do that.
One, ain't nobody

following me off Twitter. They'll follow Don Lemon off.

They'll follow Gabrielle Union off. They'll follow the big

actors and actresses off. Do it.

For me, also, I don't create content

on Twitter. All I do is post

links to my YouTube channel, things like that,

where I'm just trying to get information out fast or

make a statement. So for me, it doesn't make

sense, but I respect people leaving. I

just hope when it gets dry and in blue sky

streets, they're not back on Twitter in a month, which is what I

think is going to happen. They will be.

Yeah, that's what I think. They've done it.
That's what Threads was. Do you have a newsletter? No.
No. You should get one.
You should do one. That's a good idea.
My thing is the people saying that, oh, you know, they're doing this with our data. They're doing this with Twitter is doing this with their new terms and conditions.
Hey, Meta was doing the same shit. All of them are doing the same thing.
This is Donald Trump. You don't like it here.
That's what it is. That's what it is.
Well, say that, though. That's my thing.
Say that. Don't use the terms and conditions argument when everybody's doing the same shit with the terms and conditions.
And we've been being this dead horse, man. Especially me, how much people are just taking the shit that's going on with Donald Trump.
Wait, let me just reply to that. I'm sorry.
I'm with that. But I'll say, for me, those terms and conditions keep me off of these social places.
True. I'm on X, but I'm not doing anything on X, but talking on spaces, and even that is very limited.
I don't do TikTok. I don't do Snapchat.
I don't do, fuck, I'm not going to Blue Sky and all of these. I'm not going because everybody rules is Waukee.
Right. But I also have a subscription business.
Right. So I maybe don't feel the need to.
I think that if you had a newsletter where all of the Hillmans you could speak to whenever you wanted and they were solely there like some sub-stack shit then fuck Twitter I think I might just do that you should people are just taking the Trump shit and Elon Musk shit a little bit too hard and they're making these decisions I guess what I mean? Not to benefit themselves, but I guess to make themselves feel comfortable for the next four years. People don't feel like they have some control, right? Yeah, control.
Like I did something about it. Listen, I just talked to my mom, man.
She's crashing out. And then she's talking about her job and shit.
Like I'm on the phone with her driving in fucking Colorado. I'm like, what are you talking about? Like it's all right.
You know I mean? Like, you're not the majority. You're actually the minority.
You don't, you're not going to suffer like others will and unless you, I understand the humanitarian, your humanitarian standpoint from it, but you're taking this a little bit too hard. And I had, I spoke to my brother and I had to call her and tell her that and she's standing on point.
She just feel like everything's happening at time. And it makes me feel bad, especially, nigga, you got sons that love you.
You know what I mean? Like, is it that deep? Like, we'll be all right. You know, but how can I, I can't tell her.
That's still my mother. She's going to do whatever she wants to do.
But I'm just watching this in real time affect people. You know, like, it's like, what the fuck is going on? You know, like, what is going on? And can we just focus on ourselves and being a family and making sure that we don't succumb to any laws or whatever that's put in place? You know what I mean? If we can.
So, that's me. Should have been a crazy weekend, bro.
I don't like it. Here's to this week being better.
To what? Here's to this week being better. For all.
Yeah, for all of us. I love you guys.
Gotta be. I love you guys.
I love you back, buddy. You live across the street from a Target with that TV.
It's not even out of the way. She be over there, though.
She be over there talking a little old food and shit. She be letting.
Are you an Instacart and shit, man? No, I don't. I really like to go to the grocery store on my own.
Do you? I like to feel my produce, pick it on my own. So how long are you spending there? Like 20 minutes? The grocery store? Yeah.
No, I'm there for like an hour. Wow.
Yeah. Can I ask everybody a question? Zen activity.
I'm sorry, go ahead. Go ahead, go ahead.
Okay okay do you get help with the items do people help you no so you pack them shits up yourself nobody like you don't sit at the car just heavily breathe and somebody see you no I bring my own bags and I like to pack shit on my own respect I just wanted to make sure yeah whips with anything. Yeah.
I know what you're getting at. I was trying to see where that was going.
I was like. She can help.
Oh, I got you. Hold on.
I got you. Let me put those in there.
Hold on. She start carrying shit, dropping apples, mama steak.
Oh, my God. The apple.
She's trying to chase it. Yeah.
We got to be careful. We say...
Yeah, no damsel in distress at Whole Foods.

Speaking of that,

keep your little hot ass out of that Erickson room.

When you check...

You know...

Why you did that last time?

Sorry, man.

Sometimes I go in there

just to say hi to E.

Don't, though.

This nigga Joe...

E, you hear this shit?

Keep your little hot ass.

Oh, he know, right?

I throw him...

Yo, Mark, last episode,

Joe walks back there.

Get out!

What did I tell you?

This nigga don't want me.

Mel's got a podcast

that's doing great.

Thank you. Come on, last episode, Joe walks back there.
Get out. What did I tell you? I'm like, this nigga, wow.
Mel's got a podcast that's doing great. She went to Mel, yes.
But since she started it, she's coming in here and poaching information from Harrison. I am learning from the best.
Don't. Don't.
It's fucked up. Don't.
Each one teach one. She learned from it? No.
That's your move. Yeah, Joe.

What's my move?

You said when you was at Complex, you went in every office, you talked to everybody, getting

information.

That's Mel saying, all right, I'm going to go in every room.

I'm going to talk to E, get some info.

She might talk to Parks, get some info.

The important information, not the camera setup.

That's important.

The product.

That's the product.

No, you got to go figure that out.

You got to find a video person to get you right.

Keep your little hot ass out of that bathroom, missy.

And she be in there on a low.

You don't know where she went.

She be in there.

She's going to take Erickson to dinner later.

Watch.

Right.

Well, that makes more sense than just asking for the settings.

Yeah.

Hire.

I wish I could.

Spend some money.

I wish I could.

Spend some money.

I wish I could hire you.

I told her that two weeks ago.

Spend some money.

I'm spending money.

But that's something she can say.

She's spending money.

That was a good second episode, too.

Wagon A-Rap money.

It was a good second episode, too.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. I appreciate that.
Good interview. F3 out now.
Oh, let's go, man. I'm out.
I'm done. Here's a question for you guys that has nothing to do with anything.
Please. All right, let's have it.
Can I get everybody's profile of the drunk white girl between the age of 25 and 45 that looks like she has ass but she don't? when you bumping her at the bar or the club where it looked like something when she's walking towards you because she got them hips the wide hips the wide hips they look like nothing back there yeah but she's a little tipsy can i just get your profile on that woman what do you think when you see that woman talking to you and touching you and laughing extra hard? Billy Bob, we got her. Easy.
Drunk white girl, I mean, run. What are you talking about? I stay the fuck away.
Hell no. That's the case.
Oh, come on, guys. Stop it.
Stop it. Not the case.
She's going right in the car, nigga. I stay with the drunk white women.
It's 2024. Hey, yo, Mark, she's going right in the car, nigga.
That's Crip Run. She's going right in the car and drinking you up, nigga.
She. The one with the boards.
Maybe the hips and the boards, they drink you right on up, nigga. Got milk? Yes, I do.
Wow. Oh, man.
Right here. Yum.
They drink you right on up. And they don't stop.
They don't stop. They keep going.
Even after you shoot. Yo, Chance.
Wait, hold on. They don't stop.
They don't stop. They keep going even after you shoot.

Yo, Chance,

wait, hold on.

They don't stop.

They still hungry, Mark.

Oh, wait.

We in the car.

Your legs shaking.

We in the car.

And they start to look at you and say,

did you like that?

The only problem with that,

they don't get the cue to leave.

Black women get the cue to leave.

They don't get the cue to leave.

Like, bitch, get out of the car. We done it.
They want to talk after. Black women get the cue to leave.
They don't get the cue to leave. Like, bitch, get out the car.

We done it.

They want to talk after.

Yo, how was that?

No.

I don't want to talk.

A black woman is out the car.

She know, ah, yo, yo, yo.

You want some bullshit.

She'll say it.

Yo, you want some bullshit.

That's all you wanted.

And she leave.

We in the fucking strip club the other night, man, with my girl.

He's with his wife.

We in our back.

And it's one of them drunk, flat-butt white girls not reading the room. Are you talking about the strippers? No, the girl, no.
She didn't work there. Oh, the girl over there.
Yeah, it's gone touching and laughing and trying to talk, and you're giving all the vibes like, yo, my girl is right there with hands. Beat your ass in it.
Them flat-butt white bitches don't give a fuck the joke you're giving all the vibes like yo my girl is right there with hands them flat butt white bitches don't give a fuck that your girl is right there they try to fuck her too hey girl I'm just I love you both oh my god we had a squad of white girls around us for a little minute there actually the strippers though oh yeah no I'm talking about the patrons but yeah it was a white girl Saturday it was It was. It was White Girl Saturday.
I was thrown off a little bit.

White Girl.

This is not what I came here for, but hey, man.

I get thrown off any time I see a flat butt.

Still got some money.

Oh, shit.

What are you doing on Earth?

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Y'all still exist?

You ain't get that fixed?

You ain't see Dr. fucking Mari or whatever his name is?

Anyway.

I'm going to slow it down a little bit. You're tripping as hell now.
This is slow death, nigga. Slow it down so I can really, really enjoy this one.
Bruce Leroy walking in slow motion. Oh, shit.
So, before I get to that. So, The Last Dragon is on Netflix.
I've seen The Last Dragon 20 million times. Please don't tell me they changed something.
But, why not? I like to, hey, sometimes I wish that I could live twice. Not to change shit, just whatever the line is.
Yeah, experience couples in twice. So, I click it to see how I feel as an adult.
Has anyone seen The Last Dragon as a full-grown adult? No. I've only seen it as an adult.
I saw a little bit of it, and I was like... Is it 4K, right? No.
It's terrible. That's not what I'm talking about.
No, it's still as staticky as it was. No, it's not.
The one I saw is not in 4K. It's on whatever 80s pixel that was.
The Last Dragon as an adult is comedy of the years, the funniest thing ever, and is a few parts that I forgot. I forgot that he'd seen Shonuf early in the movie and was just pussy ran out the theater.
The dude at the top wanted to come fight Shon up. Get out of here, nigga.
They didn't fucking show up. I didn't realize how Wu-Tang inspired The Last Dragon was.
Like, I didn't realize how everybody, how this was like a warrior's thing. Everybody was just a martial arts.
Everybody was kung fu fighting. Yeah, but Bruce Leroy is such a pussy.

And then the little white bald-headed boss dude that was like, this whole movie is sick.

It's sick as an adult.

So yeah, check it out.

Just watch 15 minutes.

Just watch 20 minutes.

No, it's a classic.

I never saw it before until I was like in my 30s.

Maybe not in my late 20s.

I was the last nigga on earth to watch The Last Dragon. So when I watched it, I was like, why the fuck does everybody like this movie? The acting is terrible.
The script is terrible. When the movie came out, it was one of the best movies ever.
Yeah. That's what I was expecting.
This shit was the worst thing I've ever seen. This is worse than...
What was his name? He don't like it. What was his name in the movie? Time Act? Tame Act? Yeah, Tame Act.
Yeah. Because he was like a sex symbol.
That's why. And Vanity.
And Vanity, yeah. Real quick, a lot of movies change.
This nigga don't like Scarface and shit like that. No, that's not me.
That's Parks. Oh, yeah, sorry.
You don't like Scarface? No, I don't like that. That's extremely overrated.
Carry on. We've had this conversation 70,000 times.
I'm with him. I'm with him.
You don't like Scarface neither, Joe? No, I do like Scarface. But it is one of the most overrated movies in the history of movies.
You can't call a movie with that level of impact overrated. Exactly.
Yes, I can. It's not good.
Yes, I can. It's okay.
That shit had an impact, Park. A lot of people from- That white nigga wasn't Cuban.
Okay. That's number one.
That's a promotion. That's number one.
We right. Number two, anytime I watch Casino, it's great.
Yes. And I've seen it 500 times.
Yes, facts. I'm putting Scarface at the level of the Goodfellas, the Godfather.
It's not that at all. It's not that.
It's usual suspects. I just don't hold Scarface in the league of it's heat.
Not even close. Donnie Brasco, any of them.
So would you consider Scarface like a hood classic? Scarface is the first. A minority classic? Yes.
It is. It's a hood classic.
It's a hood classic for the minorities. Shots are all classics, but they're not good.
Some of them are. I'm still holding it on the state property, but one and two.
On some Philly shit. Go ahead.
That shit's a good movie. It's just a good movie.
You can have it. Yeah, yeah.
You can have that one. But yeah, Scarface, I feel you.
I get what you're saying. It's not among the elite gang.
Nah. Not the way that we put it.
Not like belly. Somebody don't like belly.
Belly is terrible. Belly is terrible.
Belly is fucking terrible. Let's just go to Africa.
Like, they didn't even show a picture of Africa. It was just darkness.
Yo, yo, yo, Africa's far. Africa's far.
Right. Fucking get that shit.
That's fucked up. And then as an adult, we learn that it ain't.
Right.

It ain't.

It ain't really that far.

It's really that.

Yeah, that movie was terrible.

All the acting,

everything about Belly was terrible.

The intro.

Except for the intro.

That's it.

Except for the intro.

And soundtrack.

And Tarot Hicks in that blue.

Well, that too.

Under that blue light.

That's fair.

Niggas wanted to pop Tarot Hicks for a long time.

Yes.

Under that blue light.

Yes.

Don't hate.

I'm not hating.

She's stunning. No, she's big enough? I'm not hating.
She's stunning.

No, she's big enough.

I'm not hating.

She's stunning.

It is time to hate.

Why are you playing it slow?

I can see Mel

walking into the room slowly.

Slow walk.

Playing it slow

so we can savor the moment

for a little bit.

I'll put it back

at this right tempo.

Hey.

Slow death

and waiting for this one to fall Hey Here you go I've been waiting Let's go This nigga fucked up This is weird Mandy and Reezy down They tried to keep the beat But no, we still gonna come.

No more Randy, no more Whitney, no more bitch in the sun.

Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. To the side of the bitch, yeah.

Why are you going?

So petty, so petty.

Holy shit. Why are you going? So petty, so petty So fucking petty Yo, you really the last dragon for real He survived Look at his face, look at his fucking face This nigga's nuts I love this Absolutely love this, let's go.
Hey. Why not? Why not? So we have a little tradition we do up here at the JBP.
Nothing. I'm just singing.
We have a little tradition we do up here at the JVP when a podcast ends things,

cancels,

no longer publishes content.

We play this little jam right here.

Another one down.

Another one down.

Another one down.

Another one down.

Another one down.

Another one down.

All right, ISO on who? Heads for Joe. Tails for Mel.
Tails. Heads for Joe.
Tails for Mel. I think we have an expert in the female-dominated podcast space.
And we don't have a coin.

We don't need one.

It's tails.

We don't need one.

It's tails.

Now, Mel is a girl's girl, so she may not want to partake in any of this,

but just for suspense purposes, I'm going to throw the ball her way.

Watch her throw it out of bounds.

Mel, do you have anything to say about failed podcasters who've been shooting at you for years?

And when I say failed, I'm being facetious.

Yeah.

I'm being facetious.

The Horrible Decisions podcast has come to an end.

They announced.

And I don't want to say that they announced it because they said this chapter.

Yeah, they've got a message.

It says we have some bittersweet. Oh, you got it queued right up.
She read that all morning. Oh, shit.
Mom. Mom.
That's the fastest she's ever had something queued up. I didn't want to say Big Mel.
I am not on that list of failed podcasters. Big Mel.
Look, that's Mel Shade. I'm not on that list.
We have some bittersweet news to share with all of you. We have decided to end this chapter of horrible decisions.
We want to take a moment to express our heartfelt gratitude for joining us on this incredible journey. Your support has meant the world to us.
Next week will be the final episode. Thank you for being a part of our story.
Eight years. They did it.
They did it. You got to clap it up.
You got to clap it up. You can't be all the way haters.
Sometimes you got to show a little bit of love. Eight years is a long time.
Very innovative pod in the space. Some would say that they created the lane that would later be stolen by the Hawk Tour girl and Nicole, her daddy, crew.
So hats off to both Mandy and Weezy for such a long run. Successful tours.
Not many podcasts emulate that or have such a run. They've done tours.
They fucking engraved themselves in the hearts of their fans. So they do have a disappointed fan base out there.
So we want to acknowledge that because I think that did hit the black pod world. I want to say by surprise, but to some people, maybe not because you bitches been hating each other for the last six years.
It was a shock y'all lasted the final end of that run. But even that's to be commended, right? Like going to work, not really getting along the greatest with your co-hosts and still getting the job done because the show must go.
Professionalism at all, by all costs. Exactly.
Yeah. So I do want to tip my hat to, to, to those women anxious to see what they have in store.
What each one of them. No, I'm not, I'm lying.
I don't care what either one of them do. I don't care what either one of them do from this point on, but hats off.

Hats off and salute.

So I'm new to this.

I know I do a little bit of Googling and stuff, so I know there was some tension.

Where are you with them in the sense of, like, are you at a stage where I just don't fuck

with them?

Or are you at a stage where, like, I'm happy when things go bad for them?

I don't think it's a them thing. There are people I don't fuck with but I'm indifferent.
That's not the same thing. You can be indifferent.
Listen, if I'm talking shit on a pod it's probably performative. Like I don't know either one of them well enough to carry on a grudge and all of that shit.
Like this is solely a business performative type of thing. And just because people don't necessarily rock with me don't mean that it's vice versa.
How about you? I'm going to celebrate any time any pod ends it. It's not just about everybody to fail but me.
I'm mad at that. That wasn't a criticism.
first shall be last, and the last shall be first.

She just said it.

But, yeah, I don't have any ill will toward either one of them.

I see Mandy saying that, stay tuned.

She has great things on the horizon.

And I love when people lie like that.

Like, there's nothing great on the horizon.

That's great.

Why would you say that?

Wow.

Because it's true.

You don't know. I know.
I'm telling you. You gave the studio to Savon.
Savon's running the studio now. But it's still hers, right? Moved Atlanta.
New York's expensive. I don't know.
I'm not in nobody's business. See, the thing is, ends.
There's the fight there. Now this one ends.
There's an ongoing joke online at any time.

Amanda Cole's getting a happy relationship.

She ends the podcast.

So I'm just enjoying the jokes.

I'm enjoying the fodder, and I'm enjoying seeing podcasters have to stop for whatever reason.

Because there's always 20 gabillion reasons to stop, and sometimes you just got to keep going.

How you feel, Mel?

This nigga's nasty, son. No, how you feel about it? I'm seeing very expressive gesticulations.
Gesticulations. Don't use that shit out of me.
He's married. Fuck you.
I got to catch them educated flirting. Don't use that word.
Ooh, big word. It's a gesticulation.
It landed on you. Gesticulation.
Y'all stupid, man. That's close to the jack.
We so immature. Children.
Just stick it. Just stick it.
Just stick it. Just stick it.
Just stick it. Yeah.
Yeah. Anyways.
I mean, I'm a little indifferent. A little indifferent.
Can we play it back down? Okay, okay, okay.

I would like to know the T.

I'm not going to lie.

I'd like to know the T as to how they finally came to this,

you know, this decision.

Because he's right.

The rumor is that they haven't been able

to get along with each other

for a very long time.

So, and just to continuously show up,

that's commendable,

but I don't really like the T.

And to be fair, they both have outside businesses and ventures. Yeah.
They're going to be fine. It's true.
We see has like three studios. Yo, man, you a legend, man.
Like, yo, we don't want to shoot at nobody. This is what's called diplomacy.
Teach him. This is what it looks like.
Teach him, big man. I didn't graduate.
The diplomats, nigga. I didn't graduate.
I don't know what a diploma feels like. But what I'm saying is that the way you just get around shit is just, I'm just watching you, man.
Michael Jackson would be proud. You moonwalked your way right out of that shit and picked them up.
Yeah, a lot of studio. And when she's shooting at you, nigga, she's not holding back.
We talking about Terminator. Why did they shoot at Mel? I don't know the story.
I don't know. It's not they.
Oh, it's one person. That's what you're going to say.

Just Mandy.

I don't know Mandy.

Neither do I.

Oh, so it's not like a friendship that fell out.

No.

No.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

You think it's just hate?

Mel, it's just fun to shoot at, I guess.

I mean, it's just speculative.

Mandy masks it.

Mel, you're not going to use this to me.

I'm critiquing one of the pods that I listened to.

Yeah. The concerned fan coach.
In 2010 when I didn't have a pod, but okay. It goes all the way back there.
Oh. Wow.
Okay. I understand now.
Let me not be immature for two seconds. And when I say two seconds, that's all I mean.
I mean just two seconds.

If I were either one of them, we would fight over this.

We would fight over this.

It's not going to be as simple as we're ending this brand and that's that.

Nope.

It was so successful.

No, sir.

I would do the Alex Cooper and kick my co-host to the side and rebrand this thing. But maybe that could be what the next chapter is.
Yeah, the next chapter is. Oh, then I'm not allowing my co-host to include that in the announcement if I'm not included.
Maybe one wants to leave. Like you said, I don't know, but they could have other shit going.
This could be time consuming. This could be, alright, you know what? I don't really want to do this no more.
I want to go over here. You go ahead.
I'm going to take the brand and do this. This is back to the me and this argument from the last part.
Then I'm questioning the value of whatever there is to fight over or not fight over. If one of y'all is just going to easily walk away from it, either you are really, really noble or wasn't much value here.
Right. Or it ain't worth it no more.
Some people could be like, yo, I'm done with this shit. Again, y'all said they haven't been fucking with each other for years.
However long that could be. Because I don't want us to be circular again here.
One could be done with it and leave. If half of it is mine, then there's a fight to be had.
What's the fight? If you both came up with a decision? Call your lawyer out, call mine. But there's conversations to be had.
This could be the end of... This could be where we got to.
Cool, let's dissolve this shit. This could be the end of that.
Time will tell. Is one person significantly more talented than the other? I couldn't say.
Because I mean, some people might walk away like, look, this is a thing, but it's only a thing because of me. They're both good.
Okay, I really don't. I haven't heard the podcast.
They're both fully trash. You were doing so well.
You were doing so well. You did a silent like 60 seconds.
I'm joking. I'm joking I'm joking I'm joking I'm joking I'm joking Dog I didn't start a pod To be mature We don't You tell us You told us You don't want to be This mature shit I don't care You want us to be More immature Yes I would like to see What they have coming next I'm with Mel I do want to know the tea And I do wish them well.
So let me not joke. I wish them well.
They weren't in my way. No, for real.
It's a female part about female shit. Like, that didn't have nothing to do with nothing.
So, I mean, go ahead. Brock out.
But if it was me, nah, I'm fighting. That same Mandy Bridget fight about who gets what and rights and yeah I'm having that shit and I would just like to know this

the state of things

with the name of the pod being

horrible decisions horrible

W-H-O-R-E

horrible decisions

and some of the problems

that can come along with

finding advertisers and sponsors

for that style content

Thank you. and some of the problems that can come along with finding advertisers and sponsors for that style content.

Yeah.

That can be rough.

That can be rough when you are

controversial,

edgy, shock jockey

or just talking about shit that don't appeal

to middle America.

If you're not making your bones

in the outer LA, Chicago, the main cities,

then that could be tough.

That could be tough.

So I'll be watching.

I'll be watching.

Congrats for the run.

Yeah, for sure.

Congrats for the run.

Definitely.

Eight years, it is a run.

It is a run.

I've seen Pod stop a lot faster.

For sure.

A lot faster.

I stopped one very fast.

But just so we're clear,

let's not be too celebratory.

Congratulatory?

Yeah, no, fuck that.

Okay. Let's go.

That was fire.

Oh, shit.

I forgot Mandy went on a little Joe rant.

I forgot about that.

A lot happened this week.

Yeah.

I'll just be forgetting about.

She did.

Oh.

Yeah, because of a stupid-ish, that shit-ish that in that little fight,

we had, he wanted to tell me who I'm fly with and who I talk to,

yada, yada, yada, yada, yada.

And then she said, yo, we left the network.

Why did she say?

She left. They left the network because I didn't want to pay I didn't want to pay that's why I said if he was happy about it I had just seen that news this week I don't have no real malice toward Mandy but again to anybody out there to whom it may concern concern? Yeah, to whom it may concern.

Let's use this as a teachable moment.

I said it to her. I'll say it to y'all.

If you want to own it,

I ain't paying you.

It's yours.

Like, I don't know why that's such a tough concept for people to grasp.

If you own the house,

you got to pay for the landscaping.

You pay for the flooring. You pay for the flooring.

You pay when some shit break.

Sorry.

I mean, it ain't for everybody.

No.

It ain't for everybody.

It's not for Tiffany Haddish.

What happened to Tiffany Haddish?

She is a tenant, apparently, speaking of ownership. And the tenant wasn't paying rent.
And apparently she saw that tenant courtside at the game. Did you see this? Okay.
I'm hot. Can you imagine somebody owe you money you save courtside at the game? You can be hot.
Because you don't know how they got the ticket. They can be plus one Well fuck You can be hot Yes I can They can be a plus one Well you can be hot But I mean I don't think it's valid No no no I'm gonna be hot though I owe you money Plenty niggas have not Paid rent And went to Dave and Buster's Went to have a blast Dave and Buster's different I'm just saying Went out to have fun And spend some But that's just such An extravagant expense Like if you go to Dave and Buster's I'm, I'm like, okay, you know, it's Pookie's birthday, whatever.
But if I saw you with a new bed, I'm like, come on, bro, like you could have paid your rent. If I see somebody, I know how much court-side seats.
Somebody, court-side seats is crazy. Yeah, but you also know, yeah, because you have them season long.
But then you also know that there's family and friends. There's, are you fucking a player? There's the company seats.
There's the company suites. There's, you're just a plus one.
I was Kaiser plus one at one of them games that last year, courtside, and I could have not paid rent that month. I'll take you on the plus one, but if you spent a dollar on them seats, I want my money.
But how are you going to know? Are you going to walk over there? Are you going to ask? Well, what did she end up doing? Blasting on social media. See, that's corny.
Oh, that's corny. I don't agree with that.
That part is corny. That's corny.
I'm just saying being upset with it. I understand, yeah, as a former landlord.
I hate it when people didn't pay the bills and I saw new shit. I mean, I was renting in North Philly like in the hood, but motherfuckers wouldn't pay me for three months and there'd be new satellites on the wall and shit.
I used to hate that shit. You answer the door with a chain on.
Like, fuck that. Come on, man.
I mean, they thought you were sweet. They did.
That's all I mean. They did nigga, man.
And you're no longer a landlord, so. Yeah, they weren't.
I definitely sold the cribs. I couldn't fuck with it no more.
Man, I never want to see the tenant. Oh, I used to hate that shit.
I never want to see the tenant. Hire the company that's going to deal with the tenant.
Yeah, it was hood load. Like low income shit.
Yeah, I couldn't afford it. I mean, it wouldn't have been worth it.
That's why I got rid of it. It wasn't worth it, man.
I wasn't built for that. And you said Flip was hard up.
Oh, shit. This was 25 years ago.
All right, just call back. Well done.
Well done. Stick up for my man.
I didn't say Flip was hard up. I said he looked hard up.
Oh, shit. There's no difference.
There's a difference. What's the look on hard up again? There you go.
Got him. Well, he told you earlier, the pocket watch and shit.
Yeah. And always complain about money.
Okay. He can do that also as a deterrent so people don't look at him.
You're the only one to understand it, but you will never clear it up. You understand what I do, but you always step on my shit.
Because I still think you should stop, but I know why you do it. But you step on it, and you do that, and you put me out there to the wolves wolves and I can survive.
Because you have painted me in a horrible light with all this pocket watching shit. Me? You and Sade.
Joe, flip. Think about what you're saying.
Flip. I paint you in a horrible light.
You know I don't give anything. You.
Yes. Yeah.
I have to accept that. You don't think you contribute to that? Well I want to be accountable

So

I'm sure a portion of that

But you know what he wouldn't say?

Is me

Misrepresenting myself

He wouldn't say

He wouldn't say

That Ice would say

Yo when Flip come in here

Watch what's gonna happen

He wouldn't say

It's encouraged

But niggas don't say that

He let them kick my back in

And I understand

They can get time

But you like that shit though

I do

But not when

He says it

I don't like that

I do understand

From a fan's perspective Thank you. He let them kick my back in.
And I understand they can get tired. But you like that shit, though.
I do, but not when he says it.

I don't like that.

I do understand from a fan's perspective,

yo, that gets tiring.

Like, we're hearing it.

It's redundant.

Cool.

We get it.

What are you getting at?

But he knows I'm not getting at anything.

He knows.

I don't say anything.

It stops here.

Yo, I see you.

Yo, hey.

I can't wait to get in.

Yo, I saw that.

And I go home.

I don't complain about nothing. I have my own shit.
He watches me, too. But he doesn't say to get in.
Yo, I saw that fly. And I go home.
I don't complain about nothing.

I have my own shit. He watches me too, but he

doesn't say it on here. Yo, I saw that.

Yo, you got that new car. Yo, I see that.

Yo, I heard you got this. Yo, I saw that studio.

Like, that's our thing. I just

do it more. I'm excessive with it

because the niggas show it off

all the time.

You know, but I wish you do.

You try to hide the watch when you feel like I go down the list. When you first had, how about this? When a nigga got this, Corey pointed.
Corey pointed at it. I said, oh shit.
Corey did that. It's encouraged to be.
In the spirit of the show. I am right because he don't hold me down.
In the spirit of the show, I think things should always be clowned and highlighted. Got it.
That is the true spirit of the show. So you think it should stop at some point? On the flip side.
Got it. You think I show off? Joe.
That is a serious question. Yes.
Yes. Yes, nigga.
We follow you. We know you.
We talk to you. We see you.
You didn't do that shit before. You show off.
Hell yeah. Yo, E, E.
Yeah, I know. I'll throw this Iverson at you, E.
E, I know you got the Max downstairs, but chill, E. Wow.
I think you got the Max downstairs. I saw the Max, too.
I saw the Max. You call them doachy.
You got the Nissan Altruz. Nah, you got the Max.
Nah, he ain't going to open up. I don't like that.
Joe, you don't show off.

I think you show off.

And I'm happy that you do it.

Because I remember you when you couldn't do none of this shit.

That's why I encourage you.

But here's what's ill about it.

I don't think you're really a show off.

I think that you're ostentatious.

Give me a little word of support.

Come on.

Let me say this real quick, Corey.

Corey, let me support him.

They're jumping me. You say he got osteopor, Corey.
Corey, listen. Let me support him.
They jumping me.

It's not cool.

You say he got osteoporosis?

He don't mind.

Ostentatious.

He don't mind Sade posting it neither.

He doesn't mind.

Well, you're not supposed to mind.

He doesn't.

So Sade posts on fly shit.

That's how niggas,

it's not him doing it.

It's some orchestrated pyramid scheme.

Vicarious show at all.

Your girl is supposed to do that.

I think it's fly what you do.

I don't want a cape, but I'm a cape. I think the nigga done went so long without doing that that the minute that you do show some level of just, I guess, leveling up, people consider it showing off.
But it's really not showing off. Yo, what do I show on my page? Like, honestly.
Yeah. Honestly, for real.
Being at the car dealership. I mean, the car thing is a little...
The car thing is... Nigga, window shopping.
I didn't show when I bought it.

The assumption is that...

I showed me out, but people...

The assumption is

if you're at the car dealership,

you're probably leaving with said car.

Now I'm doing my due diligence

looking around to see what's going on.

Nigga, you look down on niggas

that window shop.

I heard you say it.

You look down on it.

I window shop.

But you look down on niggas. Window shopping is a large part of how I manifest.
My whole life I've been looking at shit I can't afford. You got the lines.
You got the lines, man. I just that show off.
See, that's what I mean about the misrepresentation of Joe button up here. Yes, I add to that with the pores and the commoners and all that shit.
That's funny and I never want to change that. I think it's funny.
But show off? Ain't nothing up there but stripper ass and more stripper ass. Do you think you show off on the show? No.
So maybe if it wasn't highlighted it wouldn't be considered showing off. No, it's because the nigga used to wear holy tank tops and now all all of a sudden you see it change, so it just automatically deems that showing up.
It's just leveling yourself to a point where you weren't before. It's just saying, look at all them outfits you wear up here.
He got such and such and such and such. Okay, that's just on the show now, because you've said that.
That's not me making an effort to come and say, yo, this is five grand. No, no, hold on.
Because at the same time, she grabbed one of your jackets, or the dog sat on the jacket. You're like, hey, this is Chanel.
This is five grand. That's showing off.
I don't think that was showing off. That was get your dusty little fucking furball off of my fucking shit.
What was that long shit he had, that long?

That shit you were talking about, that long?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I'm going to do all that.

Listen, my job up here

is to make this show

appeal to as many people

as it can appeal to.

I do all that

for my fashion heads out there.

What is that?

That's it.

That's it.

Got it.

I got to get up now.

You fucked me up.

You fucked me up.

He was riding with you, too. Yo, there's fashion didn't listen to this show.
Look at you, baby. You are the person that speaks to this.
Are y'all the people that speak to us? No, we shouldn't speak to none of these niggas. No, see, I disagree with that.
No, what? Joe, you buy expensive. But wait, let me finish.
You don't buy in fashion sense. Hey, the same with the gay jokes that niggas killed me for.
Yes. And I dragged a little too long.

But we have a large gay pop community out there listening to the fucking show.

Yeah, get this shit off.

I think y'all should step up to the plate.

Talk more about that Zara shit, nigga.

This ain't Zara.

Shut up.

But I get it.

You're right.

So when you talk about your new car,

you're doing that for the car consuming audience members. I didn't even talk about my new car that's coming tomorrow.
Oh, wait, you got another one? I didn't say one word about it. How did you just say tomorrow? And if y'all never brought it up, I would have never said nothing about it.
Hold on, hold on. Let me just...
His nigga... Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I hate this nigga, man. I hate this nigga.
Hey! Oh, I hate this nigga, man. See, I love that shit.
I love that shit. I love that shit.
I love that shit over the same month. Three.
Three. Good thing he don't show off.
This nigga's crazy. No, that's not showing off.
No, no, no, because showing off and having shit lined up outside. That's my point.
Showing off. You can see this shit.
That's what I'm saying, Freeze. Yo, Mark.
I might have drove all of it. I'm broadcasting from the back from the front seat.
The keys to act. We are, Rob.
We're all, man. Line them up in the front of the cage.
We doing that. Yeah.
We are. Yeah.
We are live. Yeah, that's it.
Showing off. The Benz niggas is taking that off your hands.
Oh, my God. Oh, shit.
I want you now, Flip. I want your side, Flip.
He bought wifey, he bought it. Oh, I seen that on Instagram.
That shit was lit. Don't think I ain't get that.
I love that. I love that.
I got that DM too. He fought hard.
I got that DM too. You ruined my fucking life.
Yes. Y'all won't fuck niggas.
I ain't going to hold it. He ain't.
You wild. That caused a little ripple.
You wild. Can't? Nah, niggas could do it.
It just don't have to be that. I don't even have to do that.
She could have got the base model range, but... She was like, yo, she got a car.
She had the bow on it and everything for her birthday. That was nice.
Yeah, I knew he was going to do that. You would never imagine yourself doing nothing like that, right? Did it already.
She just crashed it. I got to get another one.
Come on. Come on.
One, her two cars are already. Are you serious? Yes.
Could have bought one range. I'm about to take your advice.
You getting a driver now. No, nigga.
I'm inspired by you. I ain't gonna move my ass the fuck up here so I can drive that car.
What the fuck are you talking about? That. That's the way that he goes.
Enough. Now, she's been making turkey wings ever since I bought that car.
Get your ass. Come on.
I'm getting it back. Yeah.
Get it back. You know, I figured mine out.
I figured mine out. A lot of her value, she get her shit off being domesticated, but we long distance.
So I don't get that. I just get the nagging.
Nigga, move your fucking ass up here. Let's go now.
That is the best shit. Let's go.
Send them kids to school somewhere and make some turkey wings. There you go.
Let's go. Bro, you been making a joke? Rasta pasta.
Get in there. I come in here with...
It better be something new and fresh every night. They're in there every morning.
Laundry. Laundry.
Laundry amazing. Yeah, make a cheesecake, bitch.
You better be Martha Stewart. Hey.
Yo. Come on.
Come on. All.
No, Joe, you deadass. He not wrong.
Fam. He make the jokes.
I come in here with, you're like, damn, what's that? Well, you live with your wife. That's all good, what's that? No, that's home cooked.
Still don't get no cooking. You don't? Oh, shit.
No. Well, she works.
That's true. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's true. That's a good point.
Yeah, that's different. She works.
That's different. But you would like some food.
they move in, you're going to get it over. No, no, no, no.
Don't you do it? The same way she send you the message every time, hey, all right, they want me to just cook. Nigga, guess what mine is how to cook, nigga, when I left.
What you making, curry chicken? I said, show me the pie. Oh, no.
Oh, shit. You all going to flip some shit over here now.
That shit crazy. That's great.
Making more money has been, I want to go back, no, I don't. But when I was fucked up, it was like her get back.
She gave me her tips to do whatever. Yo, I was fronting with the shit.
She gave me her money. She'd get a fucking big in the envelope.
Yo, here, take it. Do whatever you want with it.
Oh, shit. You know what I'm saying? So I can't say nothing, but it's like, nigga...
No, you can't complain about shit. All that restoration hardware.
She paying her dues, dog. I know, but it's taking my manhood away.
Like it's JR watching, and he laughing at me. Like, Pop, get out of here, nigga.
you can't complain about shit all that restoration hardware she paying her dues dog it's taking my manhood away like it's JR watching and he laughing at me like your pops get out of here nigga you ain't talking about nothing I'll take that shit down when I get home I tried that I was throwing the Dyson out the window they laughing what the fuck we do with this big ass Dyson nigga that's blow hair like this yo Slim hate that Dyson I put my hair through there what the fuck is that why do I even need that he hate clean air he hate clean air and shit then she told me I bought the Dyson headphones because I bought the purified headphones, but I made money, so I wanted to try it. She said, you bought that.
Why can't I buy this? But that was a long time ago. That was like seven months ago.
Every time I leave with some shit, man, every time she's just smiling. Pick me up from the airport today.
I can't take the car, nigga. I don't give a fuck.
Do what you want to do. I don't know if it was that episode that we shot with all the wives, but I'll snitch and tell you how she bodied this one.
Made me feel a little warm inside. Oh, I see.
Got it in the truck, which is funny. So between us, the joke is, yeah, but I mean, still ringless.
Still ringless. Now, we kind of sent you a bad during that episode.
Y'all ain't'm glad we wasn't there for that no parks in the end and they kept doing our wives I mean our partners it was shady you're married you took the. I almost went to City Hall.
Shit. Well, anyway, so she's like, yeah, but I'm still, I'm still ringless.
And I'm like, yeah, now we'll get to that soon one day. I mean, just shit.
I'm ready now. Call your lawyer.
Call your lawyer. Call your lawyer.
I'll call mine. Let's get this.
Let's get this niggas in. You went Shamar Moore.
You know, that's the Shamar Moore thing right now. Well, I did not know that.
Oh know that. I don't know what that means.
Shamar Moore is catching some heat on the internet because they asked him about marrying his... Longtime girlfriend? Partner.
How long? 17. It's something crazy.
Wait, what? 17 years? 17 years? I don't know how long they've been together. I can't say.
He's still trying to figure it out. The 17, you want to jump

rush into something.

Yeah, that's true.

But wait,

because I want to

finish this and then

talk to you.

I want to hear about

this.

This sounds super

interesting.

So I said,

yeah,

call your lawyer out,

call mine,

get him on the phone,

let's get the

paperwork up and

we'll get it done.

You know,

she looked at me

and said,

the fuck are you

talking about?

I don't need no

paperwork.

I don't need a lawyer

or paperwork.

You just need a ring.

Like,

I want you.

Like,

Thank you. fuck are you talking about? I don't need no paperwork.
I don't need a lawyer or paperwork.

I just need a ring.

I want you.

No, no, no. That's what I said.

It's a trick.

She continued.

You draw up what you need to draw up and I'll sign it.

Oh, shit.

I just want to be with you.

I was like... Yeah? Gotcha! We got him! No, stop.
I cried a little. I said a little thugs.
Yeah, that's good. It could be gone, yeah.
Holy shit. I text my lawyer.
Yo, man. Yo, yo, yo.
Get that up. Yo, throw that up, yo.
Get it together. She's ready.
Set over real quick. Hey, listen.
After those first couple years with your accountant, you're going to be like, maybe I should have did this a little earlier. Really? That's true.
You serious? What? Yeah, that's the benefit. My dumb ass was like, I bodied this shit last year.
Then I was like, oh. Yeah.
What? That, oh. What? Oh, no.
All right. I mean, let me shut up because I'm not married.
I'm listening to them. No over here saying it is like that's what my text dude was talking about he said are you married or do you plan on being married in the next six months I was like no why he was like alright well we'll throw all of these perks to the side that you could get these exemptions this I mean I do love her.
I love her. That is my baby now.
Nah, for real. Yo, that's why these niggas is out here getting married.
It ain't because they love their girl. It is a little bit.
That's why I got married. I didn't even realize it was a thing until after a couple years.
I was like, oh. Should start clicking.

Yeah.

All right.

Now I don't know if I want a big wedding or a small wedding since this is happening so soon.

It's a busy week.

We ain't got to go.

That changed a little bit.

What?

Oh, shit.

But anyway, Shamar Moore.

Yeah, yeah.

He was faced with a similar quagmire.

We have to find out how long. A quagmire.
That word. Yeah, yeah.
He was faced with a similar quagmire. We have to find out how long.

Quagmire.

I love that word.

Yeah.

What?

What the fuck?

I'm sorry.

Why are you keeping...

Wait, you okay, yo?

You think he's got like words?

Quagmire, he fucked you up.

Are you switching legs now?

I mean, she's quite the word smith herself.

I'm not used to her just...

Yeah.

That word.

Come on.

Haven't heard it in a while.

He was a character

of Family Guy.

A new miniseries.

Come on, man.

We have to find out

how long he's been

with his partner.

They've 15 years.

Their relationship history

goes back 15 years.

That's enough.

All right.

So they said to him,

like, are you going

to be married to her?

And he told People,

People Magazine,

by the way. He said his girlfriend is his partner in crime meaning like that's my person whether we get married or not they got they welcome their first child but he used that person shit but he said but he said he quote doesn't see marriage in their future not just not now he said i don't see it in our future and he said to me this we went full nigga right i love this to me it's just like tomorrow's not guaranteed.
He said, I don't see it in our future. And he said, to me, this is where he went full nigga, right? I love this.
To me, it's just like tomorrow's not guaranteed. But Jesseray, that's his girl, I'll give you everything I got today and tomorrow.
She is my partner. She is the mother of Frankie.
Frankie has a dope ass mama and I'm going to try to be a dope ass daddy. And we're going to do that until God calls my name.
And then when they asked him why, he said, because he didn't have a good model for marriage. He said, I didn't have a good role model of marriage in my life.
Not my mother, not my father, nobody close to me. But here's the kicker for me.
Oh, is when they asked him about why? And he basically said, I'm trying to see if I got the quote, but basically what he said is, I mean, marriage is supposed to be about trust and a prenup. Is that really trust? So he's saying if he can't marry her without the prenup, then he don't feel the need to be married.
He shouldn't be marrying her. But he does need a prenup.
But he needs a prenup. Did anybody go to Tasha Kay and see what his partner said? Anybody hit Milagro to see what his wife or partner thinks about this?

Somebody going to talk to her.

Oh, they going to talk to her.

They going to find her.

They going to talk to her.

Or not.

Or not.

As bad as this sounds, they killing him.

Women in particular are dragging him on the internet right now.

Well, women, have some grace.

There is another reason that he may not want to marry her.

Oh, shit. The White Howard reason? Yep.
I'm just asking. Oh, shit, the cops! They're coming! Freeze! No, don't say freeze.
Hey, guys! Hey, wrong joke. Stop.
Wrong joke with that wrong joke I'm not gonna say it because I do have I do have respect for the man yeah so I'm not gonna say it but but I'm gonna try to think it really hard so y'all can kinda but but listen if nobody confirms why do we, why do people assume things like that?

Because I saw

all the Soul Trains.

Only two,

one.

I didn't just watch Don.

I seen

when he was there

with the corn rolls

and I seen my other show

that he was on too.

Criminal Minds?

Criminal Minds.

I appreciate that.

So you think that he's,

I think that, not him, let me take it off him because, know i don't know nothing about it off him we'll take yeah i don't i don't know that to be factual so i don't want to spread that however for the rest of y'all with well uh with beards i could see your nigga saying how dare you marry that bitch i could see your secret gay lover saying nigga we've been together for 20 years I dare you marry that bitch you can keep her don't listen beard is out here what are you talking about I'm not talking about him but I can see a nigga's nigga saying marry her if you want my nigga I dare you but isn't that part of what you signed up for with the beard? That they might get married, but you're still going to be on the side and be a priority. A lot of Hollywood people get married to put the front up.
I'm going to marry this woman and then you're still going to have the dude on the side. That's the Hollywood model.
Yeah, but what you think that everybody gets every partner gets to be jealous except for the... I'm just saying that might be what they signed up for.
Like the gay dudes, because I'm with you, I agree with that. That should be part of the beard.
Marriage. But if you have a gay lover that's jealous, territorial, overprotective, spiteful, just, yeah, I can see that getting sticky.
Is the gay on the side, is that the cheek? What? Because the beard covers the... I have a question.
I'm not... To you guys that's been...
I'm going to give you the drums. I have a question.
To you guys that's been fans of celebrities and stuff like that, when you hear... I got you, buddy.
When you hear that they're gay or you hear some, you know, they're bisexual, do you think that they always had or do you think that... Or do you think that when they became a celebrity they had sex with so many women and did everything that they can do that they wanted to try something new? Can we mark that down? Because all the gays don't have...
I'm not talking all the gays. I don't want to fight nobody.
I don't want to fight no gays. I fuck with them.
That's not what it is. You do? No, I'm cool.
Now, listen. That niggas always got to make it salacious.
I'm just asking a question that, like, when you hear about the story about Richard Pryor or Luther Vandridge, like, these stories about people that you may that they have a lot of women. You thought Luther Vandross had a lot of women? Well, no, no, no.
I'm just saying. This is what, I mean, he was the president of Patti LaBelle fan club when he was 15.
That was the first time. Hold me down, Mo.
You know what I'm saying. This is what I was, a couple things, right? First, I don't think that Hollywood makes you gay.
I think that, that you know people are gay and then they go to hollywood and sometimes you have to perform a certain thing to be acceptable especially in the 80s and 90s half the r&b singers in the 80s and 90s were gay a lot of our favorite singers uh and athletes among other things were gay but they couldn't be that heartthrog rock hudson rock hudson's a classic example right and he ended up yeah yeah and he died of eight he dies of eight died of eight and not to say that that's you know but in the 80s it was it was considered you just said it parks mark thank you sorry you can't say that but but in the 80s but he's also married to a lesbian too right so they both were they were covering for each other but But the bigger picture here for me is the second part of what you

said, which is, do you just have so much sex?

Like, I've had a decent amount of

sex in my life, right? More than the average

doctor.

More than the average rapper, probably,

right?

Hold up.

Stop playing with him.

Stop playing with him.

There's no amount for a girl.

Who

can stay with

I'm sorry. Stop playing with him.
Stop playing with him. There's no amount.
Smile through it, girl.

Who can say when the wrong goes?

Sit the fuck down.

And stop.

Get the...

Both of you sit down.

Let me...

Don't you always think the doctor

niggas not fucking whores like us? To be clear, I'm being hyperbolic. I haven't.
Nearly as much sex as Joe and them people, right? But my point is, there's no amount of sex that makes you decide you want. You sure though, Martin? I'm talking about when you hear these stories and I just want to say that I want want to make it clear.
Real quick, I want to make it clear, because I did see a gay man beat up a nigga by the phone booth. I don't want to become a victim to that.
Like, don't jump me or none of that, because I'm not... Well, you won't, because they removed all the phone booths.
Well, I don't want to get jumped by my posters. I don't want to get jumped...
What I'm saying is that, because there's no disrespect, when I use the term... it's something that we say.
But we shouldn't, right? We shouldn't say it. It's homophobic.
Sorry. Sorry.
Call me. Take that back.
I'm sorry. What I'm saying is, I think people are on the spectrum sexually, and I think sometimes the more opportunity you have and the more space you have, the more you'll exercise those freedoms in a way that you might not earlier.
But I've heard a story where people say that, yo, I did everything that I can do.

A bunch of people have said that.

Yeah, six women, seven women at a time.

And I think they're a little more queer than they understood themselves.

Twins, twins, pregnant women.

They do it, and it's just like, what's next for me?

Joe, you've had wild weekends before, right?

I've had wild weekends before.

I'm sure everybody here has.

I'm not just saying that.

I'm talking about back in the day, right? You've never had a weekend where you're like, I just not just saying that. I'm talking back in the day.

You've never had a weekend where you're like, I just had so much

pussy, I just need a dick now.

That's not how it works.

And I'm down with that. I'm just saying the people that told the story,

they said they have tried everything.

And I'm saying they might have been more queer than they

allowed themselves to believe.

Okay, so you think that is... It's a spectrum.

I'm saying it's a spectrum. I want to allow the space for that opinion while also acknowledging the people in that community that get off on turning straight men out.
Yes. Yes.
Because they exist. That's a thing.
They do. That is a thing.
So I don't want to say to the guy that got turned out, hey, you've always had a little bit in you. I'm sorry.
I do. That's what it means, though.
I do not think that a straight person can be turned out. You can't.
I'm with Mel. You can't.
Hold on. Just like you can't make a gay person straight.
Hold on. I'm with Mark because it's a spectrum.
It's a spectrum. People maybe just don't realize where they are in the spectrum.
Let me ask you about this, boss. What about the people that...
Oh, shit. Thank you, man.
I want to be... There, man, hold me down.
He's on the short circuit. Thank you, thank you.
I want to be careful. There was a situation that I was aware of where a person looks like...
Comes off as a woman. They weren't, and they'll wait five minutes until the man arrives to their house or when they get there to tell them, I'm a man.
And about 80% or 90%, let's say 85%, the man will just continue on. And there's been issues.
Like, what do you say to those people that do that? Can I say a couple things about that? One, they usually don't say I'm a man when they say I'm trans, because they're not men, they're trans. No, no, no, but this one was an androgynous male.
So he said that he was a man. Okay, I just want to be clear.
I want people to think that you're calling trans people men. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, I'm talking about a particular person that I know, and he was an androgynous man. And then you showed up to the house, and what happened? Not me.
Not me. I'm just talking with you.
No, no, no, please. No, no, no, I never did that.
No, no, no, but I used to, I used to, no, no, because this is a sensitive topic, so I want to be careful. I don't want to laugh.
Well, come on, because I have more questions. Yeah, yeah.
Jakari was an adroger male that dressed up as a female, and he would document, when people come to his house, and five minutes later, I used to be on live telling him, yo, be careful. He would document the shit and show us on the live, and we said, yo, be careful.
One time he got into an incident, into an incident but a lot of times he would say like yo these guys will not leave once I tell them that I'm a man when they get here and a lot of times from what trans people tell me they already know and a lot of times a lot of the fights and the battles and the oh she told me this and it was this but it was that it'd be bullshit that's their excuse to deal with it you're not saying that hold on there's. There's some trans out here that you can't tell us a trans.
We're not going to do that. And that way, that's my question to y'all with this sexual spectrum stuff.
What do y'all say to the, recently there was a trans woman online. In the train? She was thirst trapping.
What's she on a train? The one that was kissing like that? Yeah. And in the comments, there were a lot of men attracted to her.
Yeah, there were. Do you say that those men have a...
Well, hold on. Wait, is she presenting herself as a woman, a biological woman? See, this is where you're confused.

A trans woman is walking around looking like a woman.

I understand that.

So if she's not saying outright, by the way, I'm a trans woman,

and then men responding, then they're responding to what they believe to be

a beautiful biological woman.

Yes.

A cis woman.

A cis woman, yes.

That's what they're thinking. Yeah, I use it.
What? Melissa's a cis woman. A cis woman.
A cis woman, yes. That's what they're thinking.
Melissa's a cis woman. Oh, God.
No, she is. You're a cis man.
You're a cis man. Okay, you're not.
That would explain a lot. Hey, guys.
Y'all can crack the jokes all y'all want because you guys conform to what society think is. No, nigga, I'm a man.
Period. Don't add any caveats to my gender because people- Are you a biological man? Yes.
So that's a caveat. Listen, but that's what I grew up knowing.
Right. This cis term just came around.
So what? So did African American. So did African American don't mean.
It's a thing. We have identities.
But it's not so what, Mark, because now I have to be able, not now, just because other people want to be called up, I should be able to tell you, I don't like that. Okay.
Not saying me. I don't have a, I'm just saying like, not saying me personally.
I'm just saying I've seen people die on that hill. Like, don't call me a cis man or don't call me a cis.
I've seen didn't understand why and they should be right it's the flip side if you have to if you have to respect the other side that want hey respect my pronoun or call me this and you have to respect that then you should have to respect the person that said don't call me cis man I don't give a fuck I'm just saying that person I just want to say this whole segment started because I said that I like to appeal to everybody. To everybody.
And then we just kicked his backs in. Fucking.
You said it. It was Shamar Moore that said it off.
Yeah, bleep all of that that I just said. Yeah.
Leave it out. Man, Shamar Moore fucked everything up.
Shamar Moore, man. But then hold on, hold on.
Back to Coach Quentin Mel. So then when they find out that it's not a woman, right?

It's a trend. It's not a cis woman.
A cis woman.

Yeah, okay. A biological

woman if that makes you. Biological woman.

Alright, Corey. I just wanted

to know like if they still was interested

does. I don't believe though that

if you get turned out it was always there.

That's the one I don't, I can't roll with that one.

Corey said let go. I can't roll with that one.
I know that our hoods teach us that, but I don't know if I roll with that one. Why? Why? Because to me, that don't emphasize the turned out part enough.
If it's there dying to come out, it don't have to be dying to come out. Or if it's just there deep and dormant.
And somebody comes and now you, yeah, I don't. Because if it's not there, even if it's...
I believe that straight men can get turned out. I believe that you're not a straight man.
That inherently means that they're not a straight man. Just in the definitions of words.
You're not a straight man. If you're attracted to anything other than a woman, you are not a straight man.
You are no longer. For the attraction to be there, you're not straight.
There's no switch. Do you believe people are born away or torn away? I believe that straight people fuck people that they ain't all the way attracted to all the time.
Attractions, that's not the same thing. Physical attraction is not the same thing as sexual orientation.
You know what I mean? Well, why not? If as a straight man, I can sleep with a woman and not be all the way attracted to her. Still a woman.
Still a woman. Then why can't a guy and guy exchange start with one person not having that attraction? Oh, that does happen.
That does happen. That's all I'm saying.
It happens in lots of spaces. Rehabs, the military, prison.
There are lots of spaces where people who may not necessarily do that outside of those spaces do it because it's a homosocial environment it's people of the same sort in one place i'm with you on that but what i'm thinking about is maybe we should get past the binary like maybe it's not you're straight or you're not there's a spectrum a lot of experts say it's you know that kenzie scale like you go from zero to ten so so like maybe dude is just a one on that scale and not a ten so you get to the white party you know what i mean I mean? And you keep going year after year after a while, you're like, eh, maybe. But if you were zero, you probably never had before.
That's what I was going to say. Hold on, hold on.
I get that. With them Hollywood parties and shit, sometimes it could be just that this is so accepted here.
You might have been curious or, eh, what they doing in there? All right, well, this is the one spot that, one, you don't think is going to get out this is a secret some secret shit happening here and we do it and don't nobody know about it a lot of times when people start that whole yo i'm not this it's because somebody found out right now you want defense let me just say it's like the girl that the white girl that fuck with the black dude yeah and then she was with it until people found out about it now i I got to change my story. Wait, so I have one last question.
Okay. How many women do you know that are like bisexual or have had a sexual interaction with a woman? Many.
A lot. And so do you not think that just by kind of statistics that it's probably a similar number for men that are just not...
Well, hold on. There's a difference.
Please tell me. With women, experimentation is a lot more accepted.
That's what I was getting to. Yeah.
That's exactly what I was getting to. It's not different.
No, but also, but also, but also when it comes to women can't receive, women can't receive one another. You know what I mean? We take men into our bodies.
We can't do that with one another. You know what I mean? It's still.
There's a, there's a huge difference. You go buy that 15 and you just strap you down.
No, I'm just playing. Yeah, these gay girls, they're throwing a strap on and they're inserting a nail.
No, but that's an apparatus. That's an apparatus.
It's not a body part. I get what you're saying.
You know what I mean? So it's just like, that's what I say. It's still having sex with the same gender.
Yeah. I understand that, but it's more widely accepted to...
And she can't finger the other girl. And we don't label the women when they do it is the point.
Right. Like a girl...
We can label it as experimentation. And I'm not sure that all gay men or whatever the spectrum is are going right for butt sex off rip.
I knew a gay couple that were not into butt sex at all. Why do you gotta say butt sex? Yeah.
You could just, yo. What you say? I would never be mature enough to not find the word butt sex fuss.
I just have to say that. Hey, yo, Mark, let me just tell you something.
In New York City, not me, in New York City, no, no, it's... Your friend.
A guy that I know. You're going to be getting a law and order.
No, that's what I'm... A guy that...
We'll call him Skip. No, I know, because it was online.
Oh, shit. No, not Skip.
Come on, ma. Come on, look at that.
Let me just say this story. Because it was on the internet.
A guy that I know, straight out of the straight, get girls, but he was in a strip club, and he got a lap dance from a trans that doesn't look like a man at all. Like like had the whole operation and everything.
Okay. Like, and those things happen.
So now if he became interested, he always had, you know, he always had thoughts. No, that's not what I'm talking about.
I mean, obviously there are times where you just don't know, right? Okay. You know what I mean? But I'm just saying that that's far more rare than people would have you believe.
And also, like, somebody's had sexual reassignment surgery, like the entire thing. You turned your fucking pee into a V.
You got the titties and shit. You got all the hormones and you present now and look like a woman.
You could probably get away with never actually having to admit that. And I heard that they don't have to admit it.
We did it. Got it.
We did it, y'all. We unpacked it.
No, we did it. All right.
No puns. No puns.
Or all puns. Or all puns.
All puns. Y'all want to clap it up for Jonathan Majors and Megan Good? Let's go.
You got engaged. Somebody said they broke up.
With me? No. No, I don't know know I don't think it was you We said we don't know We're gonna mind our own business Why you keep Holding him down I'm not My man not here To defend himself What are you talking about? Who? It's between Mel and I Yes Millions of people listening I said that Somebody said That Jonathan Majors And Megan Good That was the internet rumor yes and we rejected it she said no no he didn't say that it said it so I was just bothering her about it that's all it is but I'm glad you know again marriage rates it's the opposite of Shamar Moore you know the black white marriage gap is getting bigger like 60% of white women are married between the ages of 25 and 54, something like that, right? Only 30% of black women.
So whenever I see black women who want to be married, I don't think you need to be married, but if you want to be married, get married, I think that's dope. I'm happy for them.
A lot of people thought this was an industry construction, that it was a PR campaign. Timing.
I sure did. I did too.
Right after the breakup rumors. I did too until like yesterday, to be honest, Sam.
I still do. You still do? I still do too.
Wow, shed that ring on. It looked like a nice ring too.
What that mean? What that mean? I seen Love and Hip Hop by rings. A lot of times.
Yeah. A lot of times.
Word. Withdrawing, Your Honor.
And if we putting the breakup rumors to bed, what better way? That's true. They just look happy now.
I hope it's true and I hope they're happy. They're professional actors.
Congratulations. Love wins.
It's none of my business. Let me just say that.
I feel you. If they're happy, I'm happy.
Whatever they're doing is working for them and I'm happy. There we go.
I just also don't think he fits the mold of what I know Megan could to. She don't think the mold of what I know.
Oh yeah, and vice versa. Life got a funny way of changing shit though.
It do. If a white girl beat you up in a suburban, you might not want another one.
That's what I'm saying.

He starts doing slave dances and

marrying black women.

Like, this shit changed.

If the white girl

chase you down six to a half

and you lose all your jobs,

it might be

I'm the last one.

Right.

And it might get you

out the game quick.

Yeah.

I can see it for him.

Shout out to them, man.

Love wins.

Love wins. I like that.
Love wins again. Yeah, no again I'm a champion of love You are I'm not even joking I didn't realize how much you loved love until I saw your Instagram I agree I'm not being funny Does my Instagram say I love love? My girl are totally different I'm talking about your post for the birthday the post the post the beautiful the tears yo what was the part that said all this cause I wrote along it was a lot what was the part that had you like the whole thing yeah I think it was when you talked you did a great job cause you're a writer so anybody can write shit right but it was clear that you saw her and the things you loved about her weren't the things that are superficial, but you loved something in her core.
And you were able to communicate that. And then you were vulnerable.
When you talked about sometimes just crying, you were vulnerable in a way that you don't necessarily have to be and that you not normally are. I thought it was beautiful, man.
I thought it was super dope. Truth is, I adore you.
There we go. Let's get it to you.
I still look at you like I did the day we met. Let's do it right there.
Right there. I watch you.
If anybody can say that, that could be a lie. I watch you and wonder what you're wondering and if I can help at all.
That's quite good. We still laugh like we're in our honeymoon stage, but the representatives are long gone.
You know and accept all of me. I feel like you read this already.
No, we did not. No, no, no.
I have been dying to fucking do this. Matter of fact, you're dying to do this? Matter of fact, you accept all of me.
Mute up. Even the parts I've kept private.
Some stuff you've coached me through. That's just the escort.
Stop it, man. This sound deep.
Stop fucking it up. Okay, man.
Some stuff you've coached me through. That's just the escort.
Stop it, man. It's sound deep.
Stop fucking it up. Okay, man.
Some stuff you've coached me through. I would love to know what she has coached you through.
That's not for you. That's not for you.
That's a big thing. It's a fucking business.
Okay, fine. Fine.
I will say. I want to know about Chicago PD, dude, and what's going on with y'all, dude.
That's still working. Or did you follow your pattern? I'm clipping things after three weeks.
That's hate. That's hate.
That is hate like a motherfucker. We got time though.
I'm just saying. I'd like to know.
It's over now. Because she was able to come out.
People have questions. I'm just curious to know.
You did come out. You put it on your Instagram or on your story.
Do mine first. Do mine first.
Finish, finish, finish. You know it's over.
Now, not barely. Okay.
That was a reveal. Yeah, I'm just, I'm going to use this.
No, no, no. Read the whole thing.
Okay, there we go. Okay, okay.
Some stuff you've coached me through and some stuff you needed coaching to get through. That's course.
Yes, yes. That's exactly what I thought when I read this.
I was like, the fucking ass courts. The truth is, part of my existence is yours and vice versa.
Wars. That's when he started cooking.
That's when he was cooking. He took the whole thing.
Get the turkey. Get the collard greens.
That nigga was... Keep going, man.
We are connected. Ooh.
Love when they start talking about my family. We are in year six now.
Our kids are bigger, so are our goals. You spend every day showing up for your loved ones, today it's about you feel proud of who

you are and who you're becoming because we're all proud of you your father is

watching from heaven Yo, that was crazy. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Wait, wait, wait. Hold on.
There is still, there is still some more. Hold on.
I'm rounding. I'm rounding third.
Okay. Your kids look up to you.
Your friends support you. You are your mother's everything.
You are truly blessed. And I'm just honored to have a front row seat to what God has in store next for you and for us.
We love you and I love you forever and a day. Happy birthday, babe.
We outside tonight. God.
Yo, Rob. Yo, that boy.
That was amazing. You know what I'm happy? I'm just happy your girl birthday come after mine.
Yeah. I got some time.
I got some time. I got some time.
I got some time being patient. Just plagiarize that shit.
I'm taking that whole shit and putting it in chat. Chat GVT.
Hey, yo, reword this. Switch this around.
Reword this using my tone. Exactly.
Chat GVT. Yeah.
That was amazing. Way to go.
Oh, shit. Way to go.
That was extraordinary. That was extraordinary, yo.
I'm pretty sure Sade felt like, what could you say after that? That's funny. All that cooking food shit out the window, nigga.
And it came with And it came with a range? He brought a lot of time. That's the thing.
What? It's the combo. Yeah.
The combo. The words and the range.
You probably bought yourself another couple months. No, no, he did.
I can't wait to see Mark and Ice this summer. June, August.
Yep. That's it.
What? on Our partner's birthday When your wife July Oh shit June, July, August Oh shit Come on Come on buddy We lit I'm still I'm still in your whole shit All summer 25 I already started nigga Nah I got that do Apple I got that new Apple Intelligence, too. I'm just copying.
We were just making sound like me. We do have a little bit of time.
Come on, Mel. Yeah, let's hear it, Mel.
What? What happened to Chicago PD? Mark had questions for you. Nothing.
He still around? Yeah, he's still around. Long distance? That was good, yeah.
Yep, yep. What was your question? Let me see your hand, Mel.
Let me see your see your hand. She lying.
Her pulse is racist. She lying.
That nigga's out of here. Yeah, Big Mel cut him off.
Hey, yo, PD. Hey, Big Mel cut him off.
Big Mel, get them niggas out of here. What did you do, nigga? You took the stupid-ass flowers you sent, nigga? It wasn't that? Oh, shit.
All right, so he's still kicking. Yes.
Just one question. Come on, Mark.
Come on, Mark. What made you want to make it public? I really didn't.
He pressured you into that? No, no. It's like, I really didn't.
Did you tag him? You tagged him. It was like the tiniest.
You had to go searching for this shit. Okay, look, now that I know you guys are like scoping out every looking at the looking at the TV and stuff.
No, no, no. Tell us the truth, Mel.
Hey, audience, this is why some of y'all say that she's bad with accountability. If you put it there, people saw it.
We said that. The audience said that.
That nigga was on you. You good.
Okay. That nigga was on you.
That nigga was on you. The audience said say that.
And Joe did you a solid this weekend about accountability, too, I got to say. What?

On Spaces, he said that Melissa is not worse at accountability than the rest of us, and that it's not fair to say that you are.

He said that we are better at basically bullshitting our way out of it.

That's not an exact quote, but that's the gist, right? Yeah, exactly.

My exact quote was, assuming that all of us here are bad at accountability, you are just the worst at dodging it. That's not an exact quote, but that's the gist, right? Yeah, exactly.
My exact quote was, assuming that all of us here are bad at accountability, you are just the worst at dodging it. Okay.
Yeah, we all on the same level. We dodge accountability with the best of them.
Yeah. When you get cornered, you're just cornered.
Like now. Like, you put something there and we saw it and somehow it's our fault for seeing it.
No, I'm not saying that there's faults. You didn't expect people to see it though? Seriously? Did you do that for him? Yes, she did.
Oh, that's a good question. Yes, she did.
She stopped. Let me tell you something.
She stopped standing in a certain area in the pictures. I watched the transition.
She stopped standing. She moved.
So, obviously, somebody's letting it be known. Like, yo, what's up? I got a problem with something with this movement.
What's going on? At least. And you up here talk like niggas think you single out here.
Yeah. Say something.
I think that's too soon to go public with a nigga. You don't know how long they've been rolling? I don't know how long they've been rolling.
Yeah you don't know how long she knew him before Joe? You don't. That's true.
You don't. I just said that.
Yeah. Okay.
just clarifying. Accountability.
But you really put the nigga name. Hey, you put it tiny too.
That's what she tried. Put it tiny.
Hey, you stupid nigga. Take that.
All right, here, fine. Shut up.
4.5. Fuck, you've been harassing me.
You've been harassing me. I put your name.
Motherfucker. That nigga watched the pod.
You keep hearing little jokes and But from the old tweets they found, it looked like she was harassing him. Yes.
Okay. Let's take that fucking word off the table.
Harassing. When you at somebody, y'all good with them ats.
When you at somebody, I don't know, you guys, but at such and such. I have a crush on them.
I have such a huge crush on them. Like, what are you talking about, man? She's being coquettish.
She's shooting her shot. Thank you.
She was being what? A coquettish. Thanks.
Coquettish. Coquettish.
Shut up, man. She was shooting her shot.
That's all. Mel can't be in a situation for a long time, though.
I don't respect my sister. She just can't.
Y'all niggas bore her, yo. Like, for real.
Like, nigga, come on. Nigga Scorpio.
She's meant to. She gets tired of niggas.
Pop up in the jack-in-the-box, nigga. Like, surprise her, nigga.
Like, hey, I'm here in your house. Take a lot to tame this demon.
Take a lot. You need slave masters.
You need all of them put together. You need fucking Thor.
It's hard. Can't fuck with me.
She get tired quick. Are you bringing him to the Joe Budden 45th birthday bash? No.
I mean, that's a year from now. It's not a year.
It's not a year. All right, you bringing on the Podsgiving? Podsgiving's a good day.
It's not far. What date is Podsgiving? Do we still know? Whatever date it is.
If he's available. Yeah, we got to check with him.
The shooting schedule is crazy. That's fair.
That's true. He can make Tom shoot what? No, he really can't.
His show's still on? Yes, it is. Oh, I'm watching.
I do. Yeah.
No, so he's, it's, yeah, no, he can't control his schedule. Okay.
If he's available, though. So if he's available to come to Ponsgiving.
Sure. Sure.
I can hear you. Say it a little louder.
People don't want to spend time, make time, though. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
There you go. There you go, man.
I feel so bad for you, man. I feel bad for you.
I'm done. Charlton Majors is dancing right now.
Hasty Ellis Ross. Wow.
She's a Scorpio, too. Isn't that fucking hilarious? Maybe we are hard to tame.
Yo, do you know, and I just learned this yesterday, I posted on my Instagram, that November 18th is National Married to a Scorpio Support Group Day. That's funny.
I think you added the support group part it's national married to a Scorpio day

which turns out

that's the only sign

I could find

that has a bunch

of support groups

for people married

to them

I put in every sign

it was only Scorpios

and I think it tracks

I think

I think that's bullshit

I think that's bullshit

I think that there's

other signs

that are just

they're a lot more

problematic

I also don't think

dude Scorpios

are like girl Scorpios

my girl saw that shit

and said she's starting

the one for Gememinis what's up? I would say that y'all are way more problematic than fucking Scorpios on the list I wouldn't say top of the list top of the list my girl thought Virgo should have one absolutely I agree Virgo's bro I'm shocked that we don't I'm shocked that we don't have one but we so ill with it that's what y'all fucking think we so ill with it y'all need two groups y'all need that one and the ones that finally make it I'm like yo I survived a Virgo y'all need that group too facts Virgo's a stress yeah y'all Gemini's a great my wife's a Gemini I ain't got no big Gemini Camp Flognor yes Tyler the Creat festival that he throws. I didn't see any of it.
And on my little romantic post, under there is a page that looks like Tyler, the creator's page, saying, get it right, Joe. It was whatever the number was.
I sold 300 something. It wasn't whatever number you said but he said that underneath but I don't know that that's him so I never said nothing I'm about to check I hope it is him if that's him that's hilarious to do under somebody's romantic Because his shit is like Felicia the

Goat. Felicia the Goat.
Oh no, that's him.

That's him. That's Tyler.

I'll look up on the post, but

that's his page. Felicia the Goat.
I ain't even

mad at Tyler. Tyler is becoming like new age

me for these people. Like he

don't. Did y'all see them trying to paparazzi

him to death when he was trying to get in his car in LA?

And he said, yo, I'm a dickhead. I

hate all of you. Get the fuck away from me.
I'll hit you and I have the money to win the lawsuit. I like that shit.
I like that type of honesty. Camp Flognor, what do we think? Everybody performed.
Wayno interviewed 3K. 3K said he has more music coming and the flute album didn't count against his contract his contract His music contracts What else happened? Mustard was the takeaway right? That's all I heard Y'all kick it, I have the clip It was two pieces That's a fire segue though We can love We can love into fucking Cruelove That's I mean, Cruelove.
I like that.

That's fire.

It's fire.

It is. You got it?

Yeah, I got it.

Y'all kick it.

That sight killed me.

I love that shit.

Yeah, I love it.

It just made me appreciate like that again.

Yeah, me too.

Because I was telling y'all, like, yo, I had like that,

just threw it on in the car the other day.

I'm like, this shit is still shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I listen to it a lot, too.

That's a hard fucking song, bro.

All right, come on with me. All too.
That's a hard fucking song, bro. Alright, come on.
Alright, let's see. I don't have a major hot take from it.
He played Not Like Us. It's his record.
It's his set. He's going to play it.
And they went insane. And they went insane.
Like I saw the stream footage. There were people there recording.
I saw them put their footage up, they went crazy over there. It was all in LA, right? Yeah.
But that don't... I don't understand where the shock of any of this is.
That doesn't... When it comes to them festivals, people travel for them.
Yeah. Especially the big ones.
Yeah. So I don't...
People say, yo, it was in LA, what do you expect? Nah, it's Tyler's Festival. It's people from all over that come to these shits.

So it's just that record still has that impact.

And there's a distaste there a little bit with Dude from Camp Flognor's festival.

Okay.

Because Tyler brought him out.

Yeah, yeah. They booed him.

But they booed him because they thought it was Frank coming out.

Frank, yeah.

But that.

Oh, no, this is when Not Like Us came on. Oh, shit.
Find the other one. Hey.
Bruh. Come on, man.
Yo, y'all can say what you want No, they still going This is nuts Yeah, crazy They rapping the parts that the crowd shouldn't even know, like this part. Uh-oh.
That bop, bop, bop. Yeah, that's it.
That bop, bop, bop, bop. That fucking more.
Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. I'm gonna be my girl.
Why you showin' like a bitch? Oh. Tryna strike a chord and it's probably ain't mine.
I ain't gonna front listen to that. If I'm Drake, I'm mad at all these niggas too.
I'm a drink up man or leave me to

Everybody everybody

I'm at a title. I'm at hypergap.
Go ahead. I got him.
Go ahead. I got him.
Go ahead. You ready? Here we go.
This one. Psych.
Okay. Gang.
Gang. Go.
Go. Go.
Go. Go.
God damn. Whatever it is between them two, though, it's definitely up.
Yeah. That That shit is so hard Yeah it is That's hard I mean There's nothing new to report These old songs The beat is over But Them records are not going nowhere That's the thing Y'all want them to leave But them records are not going nowhere Apple just Called Kendrick Artist of the Year Or some shit Rapper of the Year I, I think, something like that, yeah.
Well deserved. I was listening to the radio, man.
I think there's something else there, too, by the way. And I heard the word, I heard Not Like Us, and even I was kind of surprised they let the word pedophile and all that stuff play on the radio.
They let that shit go. I was at a kid's Halloween party at Turtleback Zoo and they played

Deadass with my kid

and they played

Not Like Us

which didn't make

a lot of sense to me

and Pedophile

they didn't bleep

the only thing they bleeped up

was like an N word

or something

they let Pedophile go

and A minor

I'm like yeah

we're not okay guys

it's crazy

that song just transcends

everything

Pedophile is in the

clean version

yeah that's what I'm saying

it's not a curse

yeah not a curse

I wonder how

he ain't saying that word

to Super Bowl

no

I can't see it

Thank you. Pedophile is in the clean version.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's not a curse.
Yeah, not a curse. I wonder how...
He ain't saying that word at the Super Bowl. No.
I can't see it. I cannot see it.
Crowd might, though. No.
Huh? No. Y'all think he's going to do not like us at the Super Bowl? Yes.
Record is too big. One million percent.
Record is too big. I'm not...
Oh, he's going to have to cut it off. I mean...
He might do the hook. He might let the beat drop.
He might do something. But, I mean, performing...
Yeah, even if it's only 10 seconds of it. You're going to hear that record.
I used to be in that... You might hear the beat.
I used to be in that boat. I think he's doing that verse.
I agree. Really? The verse? I agree.
I think he's going to do that verse. Yes.
It's too big. Dog, I got, what, 10, 12 minutes.
That's not the count. If I'm bringing any guests out...
The Super Bowl is the verse. I'm not giving a whole verse of that.
But they're so risk-averse. I mean, they don't want, especially post-Jana Jackson, the FCC has cracked down, and they're like, we don't want anything that upsets middle America.
He has a clean version of verse one. Okay.
Because that would be the verse. If he did a verse, I think it would be verse one.
And again, even if he doesn't say pedophile, the crowd going to say it for sure. The 70,000 people in that crowd don't know how to stop themselves.
I'm going to say it at home. But I think the crowd in the living room are saying it.
I'm saying it at home. At the crib is like, oh, whoever's in my living room is saying it.
Well, you think they're going to put a little sign on all the seats? Don't say pedophile. They're going to yell the words out.
That's why I don't think they're going to do the song. And's what I'm, and that song is so big, people, 70,000 people in the stadium,

25,000 of them know that song.

By heart.

By heart.

Because they got to do it

because they got to get

to the wah, wah, wah, wah.

And that's right.

They have to,

that part has to go.

And the A minor.

Yeah.

I think he comes out to the beat.

I think he does something

with the beat,

but none of the lyrics.

All right.

See, I think you're here

to like that beat.

I don't think you're here

to like that verse.

10 seconds to like that beat, I do think you're getting some of that verse. I don't think we're going to get no like that.
I don't think we're going to get like that. Just the beginning.
Just the beginning. Just ten seconds.
Like Usher when he came out to, what did Usher come out to? It was Superstar, not Superstar, whatever it was, my way. It was like five seconds of my way or three seconds of my way.
And then he just went into something else.

We'll see.

The Super Bowl's around the corner.

We ain't got to guess.

We do not have to guess anymore.

Let me see here.

Let me see here.

Yeah, Kendrick Lamar.

Don't you get there killing it?

Flognor.

How do you say it?

Flognor. Flognor.

Whatever.

It's Wolfgang backwards.

That's where it comes from and shit. I still don't know how to say it.
Well, wait now. Don't you justog, no.
Flog, no. Whatever.
It's Wolfgang backwards. That's where it comes from and shit.

I still don't know how to say it.

Well, wait now.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

It's down to Doshi.

Yeah.

Wait, wait, wait.

If Drake has it out for anybody who was dancing to this shit at the show

and anybody who's with that pedophile shit,

then how's he to feel about Tyler now?

That's what I said.

If I'm Drake, I got a problem with him.

Y'all know what this record is doing.

Y'all know what this is.

Y'all know what it's calling me,

and it ain't going nowhere.

But he didn't have Kendrick perform.

It was Mustard.

You don't care, right?

No.

I have a problem with,

you know what Mustard is going to do.

You know Mustard is clear.

It's up with me and Drake. Right.
Mustard, every chance he get, again, Mustard blames Drake for his album sales. So there's another level of the beef there with him.
But again, from Mustard's standpoint, nigga, I'm on your ass. And if it's this record I got to use, I'm going to keep using this record.
Anything dissing you, I'm with. So now if you go and book Mustard knowing that's what come with him, it's up with you.
If I'm Drake, it's up with everybody. I understand Drake.
I'm sorry, I get it. But if I had a real relationship with Drake, don't beef with me because the DJ I booked played this after.
Or if I got a real relationship, I might make that call to Tyler if I'm Drake. If I have a real relationship, yo, this shit is too much right now.
Like, you can't have this nigga on there. I might call in a favor.
I need him to not perform. I also don't think Tyler is the one that needs the friendship of any of you.
No, no, I'm just saying. Does Tyler care? He don't care.
I don't give a fuck. I wouldn't say.
If he did that to Jared Carmichael eating Chinese food, then, yeah, I don't think he gets too much. Which also goes more to Drake.
I think he did that shit to Jared Carmichael eating Chinese food, then yeah, I don't think it gets too fast. Which also goes more to Drake.
That nigga did that shit to Jared Carmichael eating the shrimp and broccoli. Like, no nigga, you can't fuck me.
Move, nigga. Pass to April.
And that goes to Drake's post about the, you know, ain't no friend, his birthday, that show that he was at where he was making the comments about, ain't no, I don't got no friends in this shit. Like, yo, y'all is running around like this.
He might have made some calls and tried to get some people on his side and he was like nah, we ain't rolling. I've reached my Drake quota for the year but this is what I will say.
In 2025, I would love to hear vulnerable Drake make a return. Not mafioso Drake, not no face Drake.
Like just tell us how you feel for real once. I would love that.
Yeah. that I don't think he can no more why I think he the brand has grown too big the facade is too big for me to now sit here and be vulnerable and tell y'all what's really going on you can do that you can do that at 3am I'm keeping I'm keeping certain you can try that at 3am it's fucked up right now well mentally so I gotta keep this looking a certain way to y'all I can't tell y'all what's really happening Well if that's the case then don't do all that at the DeMar DeRozan game If it's that You have had a year Unlike you've ever had in your life Worst year ever I'm not gonna call it that I'm just gonna say a year unlike Any other year you've had in your life Your pen is great enough to get in that bag we've seen it like tell us how you really feel about the about the 1v20 and just about where you are right now but not in battle terms not in i'm attacking and i'm and i'm fuck these niggas it's up for life give me give me the real in 2025 yeah that's what i want that 7 a.mam.
For real, yes. That's what I want.
I want to know how you feel about it. I may not get it, but I don't think you're going to get it.
That would actually probably win the fans back too. You're not going to get it.
I'm with Parks. I don't think it's happening.
You might be right. It's a mistake though.
Well, the no face video came and went. Everything has come and go after that.
So at some point, listen, you got high hopes for what this Drake party album supposed to be? I don't. I mean, I do because I love party and R&B Drake.
You believe that's actually happening? Yeah. Yeah.
But I don't think that's going to move the pendulum the way that it need to. Do you think that's coming before a new Drake something is coming? I think that's the new Drake.
Okay. I ain't spoke to nobody and I don't know nothing.
Y'all know I ain't know OVO people hit me. You said Apple called Kendrick rapper of the year, right? Yeah.
So I was looking at that. I think it might be something there.
We were talking about tech beef. I do think Apple saying that.
Apple has also, they got some kind of deal with The Weeknd. You know, there's beef there with The Weeknd and Drake.
All of the new Apple shit is rolling out using The Weeknd. His new album rollout is all through Apple.
The new iPhones, they shot his last video on the iPhones.

The behind the scenes were shot on the iPhone 16.

They premiered all of that with the premiere of the new iPhones.

He just dropped a video last week that was made solely for the Vision headset, an immersive video.

So, like, they got deals with him.

If things went left with Apple and Drake, now we go get your...

Op.

Op.

We have to go. if things went left with Apple and Drake now we go get your your op we have the deal with him who's the next one of the next biggest you know on level we don't fuck with you okay Kendrick has knocked you down a peg so now okay cool we're gonna jump on him we're gonna tag him as rapper of the year it seems like it like it's something brewing there.
I could be jumping ahead of myself,

but I do think it's something to watch.

There's some tech shit going on here.

It's all tech.

It adds up.

I think these companies now are doing some other shit.

I think the companies, I'm with you on your Apple point.

I also think some of these companies make way too much money off this shit.

Like Flognor was on Amazon.

The Kendrick shit was on Amazon.

The Wayne shit, Amazon.

I like that new wave.

The Wayne shit, Amazon.

I don't know. too much money off this shit.
Like Flognor was on Amazon. Yeah.
The Kendrick shit was on Amazon.

The Wayne shit Amazon.

I like that new wave.

The Wayne shit

Amazon.

I do like that wave.

Shout out to Tim over there

if that's you Tim

doing that.

And shout out to

Wayne on Mouse

because I see them

covering everything

that Amazon is

pulling over there.

They grabbing that crew

and having them

covered.

Shout out to Wayne

on Mouse.

Suck dick for life

nigga.

You know what time it is.

You don't get no

air time on this

big broadcast.

Fuck you nigga.

Anyway.

Yeah.

Thank you. Shout out Dwayne on Mal Suck dick for life You know what time it is You don't get no air time On this big broadcast Fuck you nigga Anyway

Yeah

My guys

Ain't cool

But yeah

Who's this beef with?

Joe got beef with

I don't

I don't

I don't

I don't

I don't

I don't

I don't

That's his beef

Who was he talking about?

The funny thing is

It is no beef

But some niggas

That's just what it is

Who is this?

I'll tell you over here

Oh okay

I just did what he said

I'll tell you over here

You know what it is. Who is this? I'll tell you over here.
Oh, okay. I just did what he said.
I'll tell you over here. You know what? He tried to sneak it in here.
He tried to sneak it by me, but... He sneaked nothing by you? Oh, I heard it.
My ears were working. I heard it too, but I was like, maybe I'm missing...
My girl just did the little earwax candle shit. Get that shit out of here, baby.
Nah, they got the water shit now. I tried to tell y'all before.
I can't find that. I'll get you one.
I got it. I got it.
I got it. Don't worry about it.
Peroxide. No.
It's a gun. It's a gun.
It's like a squirt. Yeah.
I told y'all when I got that shit a couple years ago. It's like a year ago.
I saw the headphone one that you saw. That picture came out and I never saw it again.
Nah, people. If there's one, order for me.
It's in the UK. That one is in the UK where they put the headphones on.
I'm still old school doing the wax candle. And it works.
So I don't want to shit on it. There's water shit.
It's in the UK. That one is in the UK.
I'm still old school doing the wax candle.

And it works.

So I don't want to shit on it.

It's water shit.

It's a little tray you put under here.

The shit just cleans your ear right out.

I need it.

It's amazing.

That shit is fire.

I mean, that sounds like the new age version of what Urgent Care tell you to do, which

is put the funnel to your ear.

Put the peroxide in there.

They put the peroxide in there.

They sit you there.

Then they squirt the shit out

with the gun. That shit is amazing.
I want that.

I'm ordering it right now. Thank you.
I appreciate it.

Yo, I

don't know what the next season

of 2025, I mean

America, has in store, but

gear up.

For the last time, I'm going to ask this

whack-ass crew.

Have y'all seen the Penguin finale? Yes. No.
I'm way behind. Episode seven.
Yeah. I'm one more.
But it's been spoiled for me already. It got spoiled for me and my girl yesterday.
Wait, wait, wait. I thought you said you finished.
We are at seven. He said he saw enough spoilers to.
I saw the spoiler in there. This is the worst crew in the world.
I understand why you were saying why. I understand why.
Yeah, I get it. I get why you were saying why.
I didn't see it, but... And I thought that that was the reason why you were saying why, you know? I get it.
But I think that it's asked and answered. I'm watching it for a second time now with my girls.
This motherfucker drowned his own fucking brothers. Like that, he's fucking crazy.

Yeah, but I could see

killing your brothers.

Yeah.

Huh?

I could see killing

your brothers.

Sibling rivalries exist.

True.

The brother that hates

the younger brother,

the older brother,

that exists.

Killing a nigga

that has held you down

and saved your life

for the last,

however long,

episode one through seven was,

it's like,

why?

But it seemed like

Thank you. that has held you down and saved your life for the last, however long, episode one through seven was.
It's like, why? But it seemed like that was his relationship with his brothers. Like his older brother was holding him down too.
He's a sociopath. He doesn't have empathy.
He doesn't give a fuck. Same.
He doesn't have... I feel him on that.
Humans don't be worth it. Wait, wait.
She just said he don't have empathy and you said same? Right. I know where you're going with this.
Go ahead. The impact.
Go ahead, Mel. He turns it on and off like a light switch.
To save himself. To save himself.
You get the nigga, he throws that mouth tip. You got me, nigga.
He ain't even saying shit. Right, right.
Yeah. He's just a sociopath.
He'll do anything. He'll say anything.
We watched the whole series of him just saying anything to anybody just to save his own ass. Self-preservation.
That's all. That's what he subscribes to.
That's it. Even keeping his mom in the bed overlooking the city, she literally said to him, do not let me live like a fucking vegetable.
End my life. And he's keeping her there for his own purposes.
Like, he's fucking nuts. That shit was dark.
Y'all gonna make me watch this shit. How long is the series? Eight episodes.
Oh, I'll watch it. Eight episodes.
It's hard. I do want to tell our audience that Lioness is absolutely body in this season.
Super fire.

What?

Sorry.

I'm all the way caught up.

Who else is?

Like four, right?

Five.

Five now.

I think it's five.

Five now.

And how they ended.

Five, my G.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

How many seasons of Lioness?

Two.

This is two.

This is the second season now. Shout out to her name.
That's Zoe, right? Zoe Saldana. Yes, sir.
Zoe, I could see being the slim joint that you take down. Which one do I want to throw at him? Zoe is a slim joint that's like, that's different from Mariah Lynn, nigga.
Shut up. Not in the same category.
You go right to that one, though. Yo, spoiler alert, the last thing I'm going to say about Lioness, a genius move bringing back the first Lioness.
Yes. Wow.
My girl pointed that right away, too, because she saw the name in the, she was like, oh no, she's going to be in it. I'm like, nah, I don't think the story's going to...
That was fire. Genius move.
And the way they did it, fire. Genius TV move.
Y'all don't fuck with Tulsa King, do you? Yeah. Who you talking to? Finale just aired.
You watched it? No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.
No, no, no. Okay.
I won't say nothing. Let my girl get her ass out of town and let me get in my bag of the shows I like.
Tulsa King is five. Shout out Sylvester Sloan.
I don't have anything else that is near and dear to my heart. Spirit Airlines filed bankruptcy.
They did. Shocker.
I could have looked at the gates, the spirit terminals and told y'all that this was coming. Yeah.
It's hard when your reputation is like, airlines is not... Cheap and shitty.
Yeah, like you can't be mediocre at flying. Yeah.
That's some shit you want to be bad at. Yeah, that was a never- Not mediocre is generous.
Yeah, it is. Nah, spirit was bad.
I hate flying spirit. If I fly spirit, it must be a lot of bread.
I must be down to my last option. Or it's just like, just the only flight out of here, fuck it, fuck it.
I guess I'm taking Spirit. The route blind Spirit is short.
Yeah. That's it.
All that, yeah. It's got to be a real quick, little short joint.
All right, cool. I'll jump on Spirit.
What last you got on Spirit? 2016, maybe? I flew Spirit a couple years ago, but it was one of them situations where it was the last, the only thing that came out of the airport at this time. All right, fuck it.
I guess we own it. If you want to go home, you got to fly Spirit.
It's the only time I do it. It's like value jet back in the day.
You know, you do it when you got to do it. Yeah.
I'm not taking this. Yo, Kamala lost.
Y'all can stop texting me now. Yo, bro.
Yo, they ask for money every fucking day. Y'all can stop.
Yo, send a dollar because we lost. No.
Get your GoFundMe ass shit. God damn.
Yo, we want to clap it up inside the NBA? Yeah, this is fire. This is fire.
Best sports show ever. They made a trade, right? Yeah.
Yeah. They got some college football and some, I want to say hockey? And college basketball, I think.
Oh, maybe college basketball, too. I forget.
Listen, just... Sounds like a win-win.
Yeah, it sounds like it. And Shaq says he's not under contract yet So he's not celebrating.
They'll pay him. They were okay without Shaq.
I mean, I want Shaq to be on there. He's great.
But Kenny and Charles and Ernie, to me, are the core because they did it beforehand. But Shaq is amazing on that.
And the four of them are great. My only request is...
Shaq listens. I love Shaq.
No, Shaq is great. I love Shaq.
I love Shaq. But my only request is that they don't ESPN-ify it.
Like, I don't need all the ESPN personalities stopping by. Like, they have a product that works, and I don't want them to mess it up.
And I love Stephen A., but I don't want Stephen A. on there.
I don't want J. Williams.
We saw it with Pat McAfee. They let them be them.
That's all I ask. That's true.
Because at first I was thinking the same way. And it's rumored beef ever since, though.
That is true. That is true.
But the show is still good. It's still there.
Stephen A. told Dan Orlowski, you interrupting me.
It's bad for the ratings. Don't do that again.
So hold on. So what is it? It was TNT, right? Yeah.
So TNT, so the case that they had against the NBA, is it still ongoing? Remember they were trying to? No. That's over.
It's almost like a settlement, yeah. They made a settlement.
Got it. So Amazon completely has the NBA.
Not completely. Not complete.
No. Disney still has a big chunk of it.
Got it. Hence them going to ESPN.
But TNT lost their chunk chunk. The Turner lost its chunk.
Got it. Got it.
I'm done with this pod, but I absolutely loved you asking on X, what the fuck is Cappertini? Cappertino. Cupertino? Yeah, that's funny.
I asked that question about 15 years ago. What is Cupertino? Why is it? Why is it on my wall?

And I did ask that back then too.

Niggas keep telling me,

oh, Flip,

just use Google.

I just kept seeing it.

Why won't you?

Did anybody answer you?

Chat, G, B, T,

A, I.

I just feel like,

I feel like,

I want the people,

I want the people

to know that I'm learning

in real time.

That's it.

Got it. Got it.
Commit. Can I do a quick plug real quick, please? Everybody tonight, watch Celebrity Crime Files on TV One.
I am executive producer of Celebrity Crime Files on TV One. Oh, come on.
All right. We've got some new episodes coming up, some good ones.
Meek Mill, Lil' Kim, Mariah Carey, all these. We don't just tell stories of people who get locked up.

We also tell stories of people who've been victims of crimes, people's homes been robbed,

people who've been victims of the criminal justice system, all kinds of stuff.

So we got a couple of dope episodes.

I'm narrating a few of them in the upcoming week.

So just Wednesday evenings on TV One.

Make sure you check it out.

Shout out to you, Bob.

Congrats.

No bag unturned.

No bag unturned. Talk about it.
All right. I'm done.
Let me see. You were telling me about the Snoop and Dre record.
Yeah. You absolutely wanted to play this record.
That album is crazy. Missionaries.
The the album is crazy when does that album come out

it's December

it's December 12th

15th

somewhere

I was gonna say 15th

but I wanna get

the exact date

listen

let me see

and they were just

at a

what was it

what was the thing

called

it was at

Norris shit

it was at

Drink Champ

yeah

no but they

was at like a

December 13th

complex time

complex time

killing it

playing the album

the shit they played

sounded crazy

I hear December 13th

13th

okay

what is it called

Thank you. I know you say Doggy Style is your favorite album all the time.
He was like, yo, this is one of those. This is one of, this album is phenomenal.
And you're going to love it. I'm like, all right, that's good enough for me.
I'm dying to hear this. I'm trying to get early.
Yo, I know you watch it. Send it to me.
Give me a damn album. That album done already.
One of them beats that I heard, of course I don't have it here because Bad Potter.

The Sting Flip?

No, but the one right before it.

Okay.

Whoever posted it, it was two slides.

The Sting Flip was the second one.

The one right before it, that beat sound like,

why isn't every rapper in the world rapping on this beat right now?

Yeah, I just can't wait to hear it.

Everything I heard been crazy.

That's it.

And with that said,

sleepers, sleepers,

where'd you get those sleepers?

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

My man Destin Conrad is tweeting like he want to come up to the show. You more than welcome.
More than welcome, Destin Conrad. Tonight, fucking Byron Wanye.
I always fuck his name up. He's got a show in New York City.
I'm going to try to make it. Not sure if I can, but I i am going to try and my sleeper comes from a lady named ramon ramon featuring dylan sinclair and this record is called lying here we go

booyaka. Booyaka.
No, it's your band. You lay all your eyes, I'm losing my mind I'll put down these rhymes You know I've tried, tried, tried to dismiss my pride Made me think I'm the only one But I know what's up, I know what's up, I know what's up I know you lie, I know what's mine Go wrong from right, baby, baby How could you lie, love with your nights Multiple times, baby, baby Cause I fuck around and write about you That's the way I'm supposed to think about you Maybe I should come and see about you Baby, I won't cause I'm trying to forget about you Pain is all I can remember about it Baby, just so I can see about it Baby, hate it He lies again and again You gotta leave him already I know you call me your friend But if I was your man I'm never lying, just tell you how it is Girl, you need a grown man, gotta get me He's taking it too far He's playing with your heart He shouldn't get another chance The next time that you see that man I know you lie I know what's mine No one's fine, baby How could you lie? Love with your night More, just more times, baby Hit him with the nigga, please Shake him out of his seat Then put him on D&D It all got what you need Hit him with the nigga, please Shake him out of his seat Then put it on D&D You don't got what you need Hit him with the nigga please

Check him out if he's deep

Then put him on D&D

You don't got what you, got what you need Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, But I ain't never knew But I always get my own So I'm on Never gave that shit Anything I lied about Was the safe face How the world was in the room I knew there was some face And I said but My love I never fucked another bitch Fuck another nigga on the side Baby, for you Cause for me you can never be for you I don't want some stuff For my devotion But my feels are sad Land you now I was holding you Blanch it out. Blanch it out.
That is brand new music from Ramon featuring Dylan Sinclair.

That record is called Lion.

That is off her Children of the Night album.

That album is incredible.

Available in your phone and on DSP's right this second.

Shout out to her.

Just waking you up, Al Deer.

Hour four.

Just waking them up, Al Deer. Make sure they pay attention.
Yeah, yeah. Tip check.
All right. I'm going to...
I believe it's from Savannah. Find a sleeper, man.
He's already sent, motherfucker. Oh.
Ask him who he playing with, man. He thinks he's playing with me.
Not today. Not tomorrow.
Not motherfucking next week. Yeah.

Yeah, man.

Do you get it too?

Yeah.

What's up?

I can't film this up.

All right.

This record is called Could Have Been Me.

It's by Kwondo Rondo.

Both going crazy.

Cut that shit up, man

Angel on my shoulder, devil creeping on me

Blood on my sleeve, know it could've been me

Nightmares in the day, so I can't sleep

It could've been me, it could've been me

Twelve on my head, only God can judge me

Blood on my sleeve, know it could've been me

Niggas want me, dang, God have mercy on me

They can never stop what I'm destined to be

Thank you. Only God can jerk me Blood on my sleeve, no it could've been me Niggas want me dead, God have mercy on me They can never stop what I'm destined to be My homie got shot nine times in the Vendee truck They gon' need a hundred firefighters, turn the city up We gon' get rich or die trying like I'm 50 up These niggas wanna take my life away Many men, 2020 vision back in 2010 Don't pop up out the car like Bard, they ain't younger, spin a bit I done fucked up brought on barred, wait a guy pay the rent Little homie caught up on barred, they got life inside the pen It's my turn, I swear that we gon' get some get back Cough up with the switches, go get off, then it's clean He said we scared to come outside, uh One and one to score, I got that 30 on my side Everybody pick the siders, wear too much dick wide And Maybach in the backseat with the fattest bitch beside me.
Made back in the backseat with that ratchet right beside me. Way back in the Jeep and really backstreet sliding.
Don't you ever ask me about what happened out of Calvary. Angel on my shoulder, devil creeping on me.
Blood on my sleeve, no, it could have been me. Nightmares in the day, so I can't sleep.
It could have been me. It could have've been me Twelve on my head, only God can judge me Blood on my sleeve, no it could've been me Niggas want me there, God have mercy on me They can never stop what I'm destined to be Yo homie got shot five times on the video Hop out on they feet, no drive-by, I'm tryna get him gone Switches on that big 4-5 a 50 on it Switching, we gon' get him both sides, call it switchy on I done came a lot, we from them trenches, say hooray We gon' pull a murder when they shun and drop the gate Don't know when to stir me up, steady sippin' the red On the corner early, steady slingin' that game Hey man, wish that for pun me Ain't no blood in my eyes, baby, I'm NAC But I got mud in my eyes, cause I came from the streets These niggas wanna take my life away Policeman, wish death upon me Want a judge to give me time to send my ass up the creek Metropole say they life ain't worth his AP They just wanna take my shine away Angel on my shoulder, devil creeping on me Blood on my sleeve, no, it could've been me Nightmares in the day, so I can't sleep It could've been me, it could've been me Twelve on my head, only God can judge me Blood on my sleeve, no, it could've been me Niggas want me dead, God have mercy on me.
Make another stop what I'm destined to be.

Bring on my ways while I roll through the streets.

I pray the Lord my soul to take a help and follow my knees.

What happened in L.A., my partner dead in the streets.

I know it could have been me.

It could have been me. Neil Isaac-ish.

And that record is Could Have Been Me by Kwon Do Rondo off of his new album Here For A Reason.

In your phone, DS DSPs all that good stuff

that was hard

that was hard

I'm going upstate

this is Ito

Long Way Home They fun Bulletproof Get loaded, huh? Bow down, an old man style out the gold band plenty Young homies selfish, the old man stingy Gotta move in solitude, won't let both hands sting me Plus a dope man iffy, and my folks can't miss me Those who come for the top, usually came from the bottom Took longer than expected, guess it's safe to say they forgot em Can't even sweep it under rugs They gon' make it a problem But I'll keep it under my hat Ain't no takin' it out em Nah, yo I went fishin' and hooked the blue whale in Those arteries off so smooth sailin' How a song go fly a kite, he never flew mailin' And he does it out of spite till the goons bailin' Money go a long way when you take the long way home And it took all day, don't call they phone Traff on pictures with the shitty pixels Long way home, busy signals The dope man back ballin' if he dribbles There won't be no old fire gettin' rekindled You gon' grow till you old But don't let that go over your head Own what sow, cause a reaper on a whole nother stroll And I don't think you wanna be the soul on parole No, restitution come when they free you But I stash Jewish money, eat lunch with a Hebrew I gave them roses, they shot them back, a Rose Street grew for me But we won't get anywhere with those people It only lasts so long, but when you take the long way home You can't go wrong God take the will Don't let them sing that back row song Then again I could have sailed them in Castro's arms Something to think about I won't lose Tell them to bring the drought All I'm gonna do is soak it up And bring them out Spots like home I get the fiend to clean the house Backyard dirty, bless the window I'm peeking out Put the door, hold dirty kicks Don't ever sleep on shorty with the dirty kicks I told them about the chambers After 36 Curly fish, sturdiness Money go a long way When you take the long way home And it took all day, don't call they call they phone That's Ito, Long Way Home That's off his new album, Long Way Home Title track Big M4? Uh, mine is called Texting by Jay Kent. Don't even start with me Your energy draining my battery On D&D, don't even call today, yeah Ain't feeling this at all One, two, three, four, miscosed Think we got to unfold We could be in too deep You send paragraphs, it's way too much to read Girl, all this fighting over nothing We done been through this before You're always tripping over something You still end up at my door And every time I say I'm sorry Clothes end up on the floor Why are we arguing and cursing? Just be mad at me in person So don go texting me Pull up, pull up, pull up Texting me Don't go texting me Pull up, pull up Why are we arguing and cursing? Just be mad at me in person Why are you Not coming to my place Don't wanna talk, it's late You need to come my way Don't call me in If you're not trying to work it out Don't wanna hear you out Ain't feelin' this at all One, two, three, four, must close Think we got to evolve We could be in too deep You send me paragraphs It's way too much to read Girl, all this fighting over nothing We done been through this before You're always tripping over something You still end up at my door And every time I say I'm sorry Clothes end up on the floor Why are we arguing and cursing? Just be mad at me in person So don't go texting me Pull up, pull up, pull up Texting me Ain't no way about me Don't go texting me Pull up, pull up Why are we arguing and cursinging Just be mad at me in person I was going to say I'm pandering, but it's called Black Girl.
Yeah, you're pandering. Shea Noir.

Let's go, Shea.

You definitely pandering.

With Rhapsody.

Oh, okay.

Hold on now.

Black girl.

Precious little girl.

Shea Butter Queen.

Let me put you up.

Uh-huh.

Yeah. Where you belong But listen, did you Yeah, got a clip in my shoes waiting To rip if I lose patience I'm riddle on loops playing The bars in my court, I trip with a hoops racing Put yourself in my shoes, you gon' trip over shoelaces Draw comparisons, but I erase what you drew with that pencil My haters was my close friends that knew my potential Mistakes gave me common sense, but in school it was mental Never underestimate us, student with info Keep a cup in my hand like I'm itching for loose chains My life is an open book, every sentence is true pain From a hood where the kids got adventures like crusades Keep hearing triggers for niggas that that slipping like loose braids Say God come right on time, the devil making you late I know it's a cause for my sins, but can I pay you in grace? For my niggas, I ride for you if I say you my ace So that means I love who you love, but also hate who you hate Either live to be rich or you die when you poor Niggas left me at my worst, tried to fuck up my vision Cause love is blind in the eye of the storm I went to war by myself and I'ma fight till I'm sore Used to shop on the budget, got shoes from Payless Attention comes at a price, went to school just to pay less It ain't pay, y'all, shit left me laid off Now every time I rap, I turn this shit to a grave, y'all It's Shay, nigga I band-handed them death, they Brad Pitt Legends of the fall, I press, they won't call my name, same to them like Prince Call my name if you feeling froggy, I'm in my lane Viz Carter playing crisscross, lyrically who want fist off? That go for everybody, nigga get your head busted Send your body back to your mama like Ricky I make blood bass, how do you blood bitches? In the gravey, I shed tears for my niggas Pour liquor so much now, I walk different The ground tipsy leaning, my niggas drink it It's like the world's uneven, even with dough and even All I make is classic shit Man ball for ball with every nigga that you worship in Cold thaw, Wayne, Soul, Krip, King, Kendrick Them niggas all respect me, the rest of y'all timid, lil scared lil bitches Sixty less, I'm in New York, watching Martin Award shows, advertising nigga, I'm not watching Cause I don't see the culture they proclaim to be supporting Harmony is lacking, waiting for talent to fall back in Niggas acting XL when niggas having XL That shit weirdo, huh? Robert De Niro in the taxi the end of depending on my

compassion

cause right now

my mind don't

blast in bitches

Shade Noir

Rhapsody

Black Girl

off her album

I believe it's called

Lotus Child

yeah

which is a great project

I believe she produced

that record herself

as she did the whole album

Thank you. Rhapsody, Black Girl.
Off her album, I believe it's called Lotus Child. Yeah.
Which is a great project. I believe she produced that record herself as she did the whole album.
Shout out to Shea. It's family.
You already know what time it is. What you doing tonight, man? Not going to Chicago.
He ain't that lit. All that lovey-dovey shit Instagram posts.
Yeah, she ain't been to Chicago once. Pressure.
And it's about to snow up there. Pressure.
It's about to be cold up there. And spirit's bankrupt.
Chicago niggas don't be getting cold. Oh.
He said spirit is bankrupt. Wow.
We forgot niggas. You redeemed yourself, Farks.
You redeemed yourself. The one-line king is back.
Oh, yeah. We forgot niggas tried playing with her flights.
We forgot. Oh, shit.
She got to the train, the Amtrak. Economy.
Y'all ain't Mel you be they ain't shit yo me and Flip wasn't up here niggas would just Mel Mel would just cherish the ground she walk on fuck that ground but she's ill though tonight I'm just getting some work done I've got a busy week in Jersey In Jersey What about Wednesday And Thursday Mel Are you like Podcast filming Shooting Yes and working out What I'm working out Don't do it to me You ain't do it to Bernice What the fuck Listen I like your bad attitude But hold up Hold it in Mel Hold up Hold up I am Hold up. Hold up.
Hold up. Hold up.
Hold up. Hold up.
Hold up. Hold up.
Hold up. Hold up.
Hold up. Oh, shit.
Y'all better leave me. Mel won.
Mel won. Let it go one day.
You got shit. You got shit.
You got shit to really hold it. Right, Mel? Natural.
Oh, yeah. Living naturally.
I thought she's thinking, wow. That's another line that's still going.
Oh. Excuse me? What? I'm talking about out there.
In the public. Excuse me? I don't think he meant about you.
Ah. I wouldn't say nothing about you.
She thought she was saying the lie was that she was. Oh, God.
Or that she wasn't there? Come on. Get the fucking sit back down.
I was not saying that. He wasn't doing that, but I saw that miscommunication happening.
Yeah, miscommunication because I'm lit. What? Plenty of asses get fatter at 48.
You know what I mean? Mine is actually shrinking. They're posting your old smooth shit.
It's smooth back there. I'm just drinking my energy drink.
Look at Mark. Look at Mark.
I got to go home. And I'm joking.
Were you guys making comments that my booty was shrinking who who who if her shit grew that means she's been working out I just I thought that I'd heard somebody mumbling some shit about that I'm with I'm with fucking nigga nigga myths which is also if it grows then nigga put it nigga put the hole. She don't put it down like you.
Hey, big man. Talk to the Chicago bitches real quick before we leave.
All hoes, all hoes, all hoes. Before we leave, what you got to say to the Chicago bitches that might be trying to run up on your nigga while you mad far away? Talk to the bitches, man.
While you mad far. While it's getting cold out there.
Talk to them. Try to keep your nigga warm.
Grab the Lauren. Hello.
Try to get snowed in with your nigga. Talk to them.
Grab the Lauren Corp braid. What you got to say to them bitches? Holy shit.
Nothing. Show her your fucking nail hair.
Try it if you want to. Show her your nails just color.
We heard that. She starts to mess it in.
You're a male shave. Try it if you want.
I don't really like that.

Yo, male.

That ain't playing with these bitches. Try if you want to, sis.

You fucking bitch.

Look at my nails.

It changes color.

This came in with the long braid.

That nigga like braids, huh?

You been here two years.

I ain't seen a braid since.

And the fans want to know why you don't wear your natural hair the same way you wore it in your video.

Natural hair is nice.

I don't know what you know.

Very nice natural hair.

I'm sorry. You've been here two years I ain't seen a braid since And the fans want to know Why you don't wear Your natural hair The same way you wore

It in your video

Natural hair is nice

Beautiful

Very nice natural hair

Beautiful

Why you don't do that

Thank you

Because I want to keep

Your forehead

No I want

Fuck you

I like my little five head

Okay

I'm just

I'm keeping something

For myself

Y'all don't get

Every fucking thing

You can't say that

You stupid motherfucker

You got me

Hold me down. She's keeping something.
I'm earthy at home. But then you published it.
But you put it out there. You hit send.
Just because. I mean, y'all can know it exists, but...
Look. All right.
Nope. Hey,, y'all can, like, know it exists, but...
Look, this man.

Look.

All right.

Nope.

Hey, hopefully y'all enjoyed this show as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you. Holy shit, I love Mel.
I don't know how I would part without her. Yeah, you can.
Honestly. Can I? Hey!

What's that?

Remember that gel pack, Mac of the days?

What's that?

What, the Fifi?

Purple gel?

No, the purple gel.

The clear, ah, forget it. I don't know.
I love this song. I bailed out before I hit gin pop.
Not jelly like the gel. Hair gel.
Yeah. She got the strong shit, man.
She got the fire. Yeah.
I'm like, oh, shit.

It's getting real.

He's talking about the CP.

I'm on the spectrum.

No.

Hey, yo.

See?

All right.

There you go.

That's how it starts.

Get out.

Get out.

Now when that nigga want to take your shot,

we don't say nothing.

All right.

I'm a .5.

All right.

Hey, Flick.

Now when a nigga want to take him shot,

we don't say nothing. When that nigga press you again, that's it.
Yeah, he's going to say what's up. Stop, because I'm traumatized.
That's my man, too. Yeah.
All right, yeah, yeah. Shout him out.
Nigga want to be a barber next. Nigga, stop.
Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there.
Niggas have a .5. Just so you a good? So you good? Yo, until the next time,

we bid you adieu.

Farewell, adios,

cerebro,

durece,

hasta la vista,

au revoir.

Simple head novel suffice.

Remember,

life is a series of moments

and moments past.

So let's make this one last

as if it's all we have.

Really happy that we had

a podcast today

without a rest in peace.

Shout out to anybody

out there going through

a silent...

Rest in peace to fear

from the West Coast. Wow.
There goes that one Shout out to anybody out there fighting silent battles We are with you Shout out to you Shout out to Bishop Brigante Shout out to you Bishop We love you Bishop Free to wave Anybody have any final thoughts or anything? Yo, dog, do you know I'm at work? Snicking shit. Wow.
I'm going to turn that off on your computer. These motherfuckers, man.
I'm at work. Anyway, y'all hold it down.
Anybody have anything that's pressing on their heart that they need to get out to an audience before they go? Love you guys. Yeah, love y'all.
That's it, man. Stay true to yourself.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
All right. Stay true to yourself, man.
You can always tell when a nigga about to quit. Yo, stay true to you.
What you want to do. Why you keep stepping on my...
Your tweets is bothering me. Yo, know how...
Yo, yo, yo. Your tweets is bothering me.
Yo, yo, you stepped on my... Your tweets is pissing me off.
You stepped on my whole heel shit. Like, I was thinking so negative about you before coming in today.
Like, yo, this nigga just... You go on spaces.
You sit there. When they talk about the me and the money shit, you say, oh, y'all niggas just fell for that.
When I was telling you on the phone that I have a plan, you come in here, you step on the fact that I'm playing the heel. The conversation that we had, yo, let's blow it up.
It goes out, and it just steps on my whole thing. Or, or? No, let me finish.
You just stepped on my whole presentation. For me, that's comfortable for me.
That made, by stepping on it, it made you comfortable. I don't like that.
Or. I don't like it, Joe.
Or it added some creativity to the hill. Now you got to think.
Now you got to think. No, but you, that's not how you, you can't force the...
I mean, I respect it, but you shouldn't force the thought. I spoke to you.
Yo, this is what I'm doing. Chill, I got it.
He told me I don't like some of this shit. Joe, I got it.
He come here the next time. Yo, fuck all that shit.
He playing here, nigga. He stepped on my whole...
I hate that shit, Mark. I hated it.
I just hated it. Let's talk about it in the group chat.
Yeah. I know you trying to get them out of here.
No, I ain't got them. I'm not in the group chat.
In the group chat. Oh, yeah.
Oh. We should add Mark to the group chat.
Can I get added to the group chat, too? You're not in our group chat? I mean, the group chat ain't that interesting. Yo, Mark.
Yo, Mark. We ain't all got to be edited.
Yo, Mark. Let's think this through.
We was outside hanging out there. We were talking about music.
Flip not in a group chat. I just checked.
Hey, listen, and both of y'all be blessed that you're not in the Instagram group chat where Mel is just going. That's the Mel group chat.
I'm in that one. I just ignore it.
Mel just in there talking to herself. She's in there mad shit.
She's in there mad shit. Mel put in there that Trump has Bibles and wanted somebody to react.
Oh, yeah. And then when I said no, Mel, she said, no, I think this would really be a funny topic, as if she was going to bring the topic home.
Well, Mel will never know. Ooh.
Mel, can you add me to the IG group chat? Yes. Thank you.
I know you'll execute.

We're going to find out.

Can she?

Who quit that?

You all right?

We're going to find out.

All right.

That she added me to the group chat line.

Don't work when I go home, man.

She added me and Joe and Flip and Ish. Nah, I'm in there already.

That ain't going to work, buddy.

Great pod today. Shout out to our brother Ishii with us in spirit.
Ishii, we miss you, boy. Feel better, man.
Miss you, brother. Feel better? He's not sick.
Nigga took his day, nigga. He was old.
Oh. And he was under the weather.
I'm playing my man shit. Nah, I wasn't giving him a day until fucking June.
You can't do that. That nigga fell a little short under the weather.
He's like, all right.

Take your day.

He's so foul.

What you want me to do, baby? That's why he turned up like that.

He's going to listen to the shit like he's saying.

I love you, Ace.

Peace.