Episode 771 | "Toxic Poetry"

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Feel good. What's popping? Everything.
What was with the evil maniacal act? No, I'm just in a good mood. I'm in a good mood.
Happy to see everybody. Happy my good brother, Freeze, is back with us today.
Yes, sir. Clap it up for Freeze.
Come on, man. Clap it up for Freeze.
Missed y'all, man. I'm glad to be back.
I missed you, too, man. You had left me with these niggas for that Dirk segment, but we'll try to get back into it.
Don't worry. I'm a John Stockton, that topic, right back up somehow.
Good brother Mark is here with us today. Hey, hey, hey.
Come on. I look forward to those days, too.
I look forward to those days, too. That's two reasons to feel blessed and highly favored.
And the third, I told Mel, ask to get your fucking ass. Hey, next up, I believe that's me.
I told, hey, shout out to our good sister Mel. Home, enjoying an off day.
Tried to finagle it into a Friday off somehow. Go ahead and take tomorrow off.
Yeah, but how about Friday? Girl. Anyway, my brother Flip is here with me.
Huh? Huh? My brother Flip is here with me today. Yes, yes, yes.
My guy, man. There's so many reasons to be blessed, man.
Thank God. Thank the Lord up above, a higher power, man.
And most importantly, man, each one of y'all are here with us today out there. What's up, y'all? Hey.
What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? Dude Cast. Yeah.
Yeah, dude.

Oh, yeah. Mark.

What's up?

Yeah.

We got you now, buddy.

I'm flying solo.

Hey, Mark came in and said, hey, just for my, just for my database.

I got to see database.

Just for my, yeah, you know, he talk like that. Hey, just for my database.
I got to see database. Just for my, yeah, you know he talk like that.
Just for my database, who's off today? And I said, Mel. And he said, no, shucks.
And I said, sometimes you got to go to bed without your blanket, buddy. Sometimes you go to bed, it ain't no comforter.

It's just that one sheet.

Sometimes you got to get in the bullpen, find you a corner.

That sheet make you wake up every three hours.

That heated blanket.

Sometimes you got to remove it.

See how that political brother act.

Then.

Good.

Rocking solo, man.

All right.

I feel good.

All right. I'm just checking.
I'm just checking. It's right there.
Circling. Look.
Yeah. Oh, oh.
Oh, it's right. Yeah.
That's crazy. I think it's right.
What's wrong with you? Oh, no. He ain't even there no more.
One six a game. He's so stupid.
One six a game. My man don't even circle the op, no.
Look at him. You couldn't wait.
Talking a hole in Marquette during the game. I'm in a good mood, man.
Happy we all here. Anybody have anything pressing on their heart that they need to share before we get started? Any tension that could disrupt the rest of the work day? Yes.
Oh, here we go. Well, you invited it.
But I do that at a later date. Hey, look at that.
How's that for growth? Maturity. How's that for fucking maturation? You don't like this shit, though.
It's burning them up. It's burning them up inside.
Oh, fire! Hey! I'm watching you today, Mark, too. Where are you watching me? Let's see how you act around niggas.
I'm really excited. Let's see how you act around niggas.
Yeah, we got that! I know how you was in Philly with me. You was outside, nigga.
On Jersey, we was outside. And you was cool.
Let's see how you act, nigga. I'm always cool, man.
I'm always cool, man. You one of the niggas, but you be acting crazy.
No, I don't act crazy. I'm out.
I'm out. Huh? No, she's not here, nigga.
You with us. I'm the same person no matter who.
Welcome to the trap house, nigga. We got him there, y'all.
We got him. Back in the back.
Trap house. All right.
Let's get started. Dan, if somebody even had a camera at the bar, that was an event in itself.
It's like, what? You brought a camera to the bar? Okay. What are you like? Well, let's have a photograph then.
Hey, you guys, we're gonna have a photograph. We're gonna make a photograph.
Because he's got a camera in the bar. No, he's got it here.
He's got it with him. I don't know, I think he brought it from his house or something.
Get your ass over here. You guys wanna have a photograph? We're gonna have a photograph together.
Cause he's got a camera in the bar. He's got it with him.
No, he can't be in it. He's gonna take it.
No, he can't be in the photo. He's gotta take the photo.
How can he be in it? God damn it. What do you want him to do? Put the fucking camera on a stick? Don't be an idiot.
Hey Joey. Uh hum, uh hum, uh hum.
One of the greatest ever speaking right now. Yeah, I mean, there's some people that might not be familiar Welcome, welcome, come on, come on, they still coming in They still coming in, y'all, everybody get comfy Hey, shout to wherever you might be listening from Shout to the 95, it's the entrepreneurs out there My fellow podcasters and creators, it goes Now if it goes to the wire, I will never fall.
I got the soul of a fighter. Walk barefoot over the coal through the fire.
I thought the tone would be lighter, but make sure that blunt's rolled a little tighter. I tell them I'm just looking for some peace of mind.
But they say I'm only working with a piece of mine. If I'm a Jew, it'll be on my own accord.
No crush. Swear to God, I never called upon the Lord Lord so much Way to corner of the club, laughing at the wannabes It's ironic cause they ain't thing I wanna be Whoop like a ton of reefs, but that's gonna unleash Everything I'm trying to hide underneath Then I'd lose all I've earned And if there's two things that I've learned If I'm the only thing at stake Then with you the only thing real real You the only thing fake Must be time to escape from that And fuck rhymes Might be time to escape from rap Why should I be the only nigga to escape from the act So I lie since everybody just escaped from that With that sucka shit niggas be on I can't dig it Won't lose even if you're in a rig Yeah, nothing to prove with no fear Cause I'm depicted, I'm here Won't lined up for y'all today got a great show lined up for y'all Stop're crazy They're gonna try and refill And I'ma be the dude to try and stop him

Like, please, chill

Y'all know all I'm about

They keep putting up roadblocks

I keep finding alternate routes

Now, success seems likely Everybody wanna try me I'm on for it Can't trip me up Boom, boom, boom.

Uh.

Yo, I want to shout out to all the hip-hop sites out there.

Shout out to all hip-hop.

Shout out to Soap.

Remind them, I started on some mixtape shit while you was gone,

Freed, so I just want to keep out to all hip-hop sites out there. Shout out to all hip-hop.
Shout out to so. I started on some mixtape shit while you was gone for me, so I just want to keep the balance going.
Full motherfuckers. Y'all know who this jersey.
Big jersey, big jersey, big jersey. Greenland.
Always big jersey. Let's go.
Only for so long you can keep me quiet. Full of model brought in, so you know I'm knee deep to higher.
But careful, see she'd be a a riot And she don't stab niggas like Kiki Wyatt Fuck rap, look what they leave me to drive with Joins for sound like feces, could bitch my shit Pin game down, they can't survive with Gait go bars, J-Man, the writer Fiving on top of things, man But got some AKs this longer than Greg Oden's wingspan. Some of these slugs is for wannabe thugs.

They saw a bitch made, call them some of these thugs.

Son, I'm that nigga.

Guns blast quicker.

When dope boys are short, I front in the cash, nigga.

I'm talking about birds because my hun ass bigger.

You in the pursuit of happiness, bum ass nigga.

Oh my God, is this narcissist of me to do?

I don't care.

I don't care. I only do this like once a year.
It don't matter. Play it.
But that's the vibe, my man. I'm sorry.
People with lowfus ain't been too vocal. The man's just a waste of protein.
Me verse dumbest like Dolph Lundgren with his hands rammed on Apollo. They get the Sandman at the Apollo.
Welcome to Doomsday. I'm Kobe in the clutch.
Tiger with the club. Van Damme at the Kumite.
With invisible men, but y'all know, keep them E-40s on him, I just tell him when to go, I ain't the best that done it, just some reckless young kid, at the big L's with some Lord Finesse punches, my deep joint like a Maraja Pox shit, Eminem is sanity with Nas is knowledge, but nah, he ain't emo, he more like a rap hero, trapped like Nicolas Cage at Ground Zero, they don't like jerks, they want to see J. Dunn And they only love it New York on Vietro I'm gonna be terrified of everybody And if I made a family, some lives should probably be sterilized We'll start the pump bouncing Just not on your screen, they told me the revolution will not be televised The fans saying, Joe, you the truth Mixtapes to glass ceiling and I wasn't asking.
I wasn't asking. I wasn't asking.
Mic check, mic. I see how he got the number three.
Mic check, mic check, mic check, mic check. Yeah, put your blackberries up.

Put your blackberries up out there.

Yeah.

Get the round of applause because God is so glorious.

A round of applause because God is so good to us, even Corey.

The universe.

Keep that applause going. Let me get these drops out the way.
What episode is this? 771. Welcome to episode 771.
You know what time it is. You know who we be, and you know what we're here to do.
Shout out to all the first and last time listeners out there. Shout out to all the baddies and the ugly bitches too.
Shout out to the chicks with some ass. Shout out to the chicks that bought some ass.
Shout out to the chicks that bought some ass and it corroded their ass. And shout out to the chicks that don't have an ass but talk like they got an ass.
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That's the gang.

And you already know what the fuck time it is, man.

Y'all know who's here.

You know who we be.

I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host Joe Budden.

Been doing this shit for close to 10 years in February.

I got to figure out how we're going to celebrate.

But a celebration is coming. Hopefully everyone's there.
Hopefully everyone is there. Got a really amazing cast here to my right.
You seen him on Pierce Morgan. Yeah, yeah.
You seen him at Berkeley. Come on.
Come on. Well, they seen him at.
You seen him at NYU? You seen him at NYU, huh? Giving knowledge. Huh? Letting you know what's good.
Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for Mark Lamont Hill. Mark, how you feeling, man? I feel...
I'm ashy. You got any of that rich people lotion? I do.
I do. This nigga's such a baddie.

Look, look, I got it.

I got it.

I got it.

You made this shit

jog over to the fucking bag.

Oh, man.

This nigga's such a...

Appreciate that.

God is good.

God is good.

Good to see you.

This nigga said,

I feel ashy.

I am.

This shit crazy.

You know Ish don't wear lotion?

Is that like a light-skinned thing? Like, you don't need to? Yeah I figured I mean it's hard It's not Ish wear Ish do it Why? I don't know What the hell? What the hell? Tell me what We're being lathered Being moisturized Smelling better Getting dry and shit Getting more ah ah ah This is crazy Getting more ah ah ah ah What's ah ah ahah-ah-ah-ah. What's ah-ah-ah-ah? I mean, however you take it, my brother.
Okay. How are you taking, my brother? He never stopped.
He never stopped. Ah-ah-ah-ah.
Yeah, but it could go up. Wow.
I'm cool. Hey, Fat Joe just said it.
That's the problem. Shout out to the Yankees.
That's good. The who? It can go all the way up.
The Yankees. Never heard of him.
Oh, the Phillies playing? Hold up, nigga. Last week, I should have bet you.
I was going to say all week I should have

bet you. You wasn't man enough to bet.

You was talking crazy.

I'm going to let my dad go

to game seven.

Did you send him to a game? I hope you sent him to game three

like I told you. Game four.
Thank you.

Game four. I told you.

Game four. You was talking real confident.

You made sure you went to the only game. And you know

what? I feel like I jinxed the Yankees.

I was talking all this shit about the Dodgers pitching,

and we can't hit not one of them.

Not one.

We can't hit not one of them.

So many batters left on base.

Aaron Judge is not looking Aaron Judge-ish.

Not at all.

It's a mess.

Homeboy from the Dodgers or Fred Freeman?

I'm sick of him.

Yo, see, that's my problem with drill rap. Y'all supposed to use your powers for good, like kidnapping Fred Freeman.
I'm sick of him. Yo, see that's my problem with drill rap.
Y'all supposed to use your powers for good like kidnapping Fred Freeman and hiding him in the basement of a dark Bronx building rather than have him homer three games in a row and a grand slam in game one. Are you shitting me? Get the fuck out of here.
We should have been kidnapped him. Y'all killing the wrong...
You can't say that.

Well, we're not trying to...

I mean, we're not killing anybody.

Kidnapping. Let him go next week.

Come on, yeah. Free him

when the 8 o'clock on Delta

next week. Yeah, come on, man.
But shout out to the

Yankees. I'm sending my dad to game four.

Good. And hopefully he still

enjoys it, man. Fat Joe, we're going to get to that

Fat Joe part in a brief second. Brother Flip is here.
Queens Flip, Queens Flip, Queens Flip, Queens Flip. Queens Flip is in the building.
You know what I mean? Really blessed to have him here today. Appreciate you.
Queens get the money to his right. Come on, y'all know the vibes, man.
Kicks is going to always match the hoodie. The fuck time y'all thought it was, man.
You know how many of my niggas robbed fucking clothing trucks? Is that Forrest Green? You know how many of my niggas robbed the fucking fancy stores and came, sold it to the hood for half off? Come on, man. It's me.
Ain't nothing wrong with a good booster. I ain't gonna hold you.
Come on, y'all. Even in our old age.
King Wawa, good brother issues here, man. Both knees out.
Both knees out today. You want to tell me, huh? Both knees out.
Usually when you have one knee, you be cool. When you have two knees, you coming for blood, nigga.
Let me move out your way. He got to go buy more knee-out jeans, too.
You need more knee-out. He's sounding like that Century 21, nigga.
I've seen this black couple doing the suspect challenge. She ate his ass up.
She's talking about. What is the suspect challenge? Yeah, what is that? The suspect challenge is something that couples are doing on TikTok.
Okay. Where one of them is running like a perp, and the other one is the cop describing what the suspect looks like.
So the black wife was running, and the. I'm no the husband was running and the wife said

Suspect the purple only a purpose wearing one of his five jeans

Would y'all do it? Yeah. Fuck yeah.
I would do it, but it would get me in a real beat. Because I'm going to say something I shouldn't say.
Philly's going to get hurt. Yeah, I'm going to treat it like therapy.
I'm going to get some shit out. And then it's going to be a long night.
A long night. Good brother Freeze is in the building.
Welcome back, Freeze. Welcome back, Freeze.
We needed you. We needed you.
Thank you, my guys. Yeah, put them think pieces to bed.
My guy Ice is back. Looking good, too.
Thank you, sir. Looking good.
Looking a little different. What's different about him? He look good.
That beard look a little different. A little bit.
A little moisturized, man. It don't look salt and pepperish like that.
It look more like... Like Rika.
Yeah, it look like nutmeg. Nutmeg.
It look more like parsley mixed with Lories, nigga. Like, what the fuck did you do to your shit? Oh, man.
Oh, man. That's a nice little job, too.
Yeah. Like the half-dine? Wabbit.
Yeah, yeah. It still came a little it still came a little gray in there.
Hey, yo, just dab it. Just dab it.
Ice, what the fuck? Look at Freeze. It ain't bad at all.
Last time that shit was just too black on some Mojo Jojo shit. No, it was a mess.
That was a mess. Yeah, this time it's good.
All black shit was a mess. That was a reason for that.
Yo, how you do that? I got you.

I called you.

Good to see you, Ice.

Glad to be back again, man.

Thank y'all.

You know, hold it down.

Yeah.

You left us here.

But we get to that later.

Well, you know, life was lifing.

Yeah.

But we good now.

Indeed.

That's some corny shit about life.

It just be lifing, right?

Yeah, man.

Out of nowhere.

Off schedule.

At least schedule. Book it.
You know what I mean? Yeah, man. Out of nowhere.
Off schedule. At least schedule.
Book it. Something, man.
Anyway. Shouts to my baby.
She's home and doing well now. Nice.
Good to hear. Good to hear.
And shout out to the rest of our babies, just so ice don't shine in front of us. I mean, anybody here got a baby? Baby? All right, Elmira's Finest.
Big Parks is in the building. You know the vibes.
The Levi King himself. Yeah, man.
Poe is here. Corey is here.
Erickson is here. Savon and Tanner are here remotely.
Most importantly, each and every one of y'all are here. Do you wash your pumas? No.
Them shits be clean as hell at the bottom. But you wear them once? Them shits like, yeah.
No, he wear them shits mad time water right outside by the fire. He wipe his foot.
No bullshit. I know that.
Don't worry. You walk flat or something.
First day of school walk, this nigga shit never dirty at the bottom. Thank you.
Sheesh. All right, come on.
Let's get right into the proceedings this evening. Right to the important matters.
went on this week it did do you guys think that caviar is white people's version of oxtail uh no no no fuck no wait who said that okay that's a good one it stumped me a little bit whose idea was it to milk the fish yes that's weird that, that's a good one. It stumped me a little bit.
Well, then whose idea was it? To milk the fish? Yes. That's weird.
I think that that was a white idea. It was definitely a white idea.
Definitely a white idea. And I think that that came after our fucking oxtail revelation, what we did with the tail when the white people threw it to the side.
And then white people couldn't just throw shit to the side no more. They had to start eating the shit.
They had to sample the eggs? And that's where caviar, there's no other logical reason to eat that. Ever.
It's fish eggs, right? And it don't taste good. And I'm not a fan of it.
I like it on sushi. I'm not a fan of it.
I only eat it on sushi. I'm not a fan of it.
I don't like it when they put it on the sushi. Oh, man.
Oh, yeah, yeah. You can do my sushi.
This shit crazy. That niggas is nasty, son.
What do y'all eat oysters? Yes. No.
And clams? Yeah. If it lives in the ocean, I'll eat it.
I eat no seafood. Okay.
Like, I don't give a fuck. I will try it.
Me too. If it's in the ocean, bring it here on the plate.
I think aviar is pointless. I know I'm losing culture.
No, it is. I'm losing class points.

Look, but that's the fucked up part.

You got to conform to be classier to eat that bullshit.

That's what I'm saying, yeah.

Eating fucking fish sperm.

That niggas is freaky.

I know.

Y'all supposed to swallow it, but y'all want niggas to swallow it.

Yeah, that niggas eat.

Come on, that's disgusting.

Man, y'all.

We all eat nasty shit.

Like, when you eat fried shrimp in the hood, you eating shit. I don't eat no seafood, nigga.
Oh, you don't eat no seafood. No.
But I'm just saying. He only eats french fries and chicken fingers.
Yeah. Fucking be clear.
Stupid ass. Much better.
Stupid ass Ian. I really eat caviar.
Ian let Gary Vee trick us into a business meeting at some fancy caviar spot. A caviar spot? Caviar spot? It was a fancy, fancy caviar sushi spot.
So they was coming out thinking that I was cultured. I wasn't.
Gary Vee's so cool when niggas ain't cultured. Shout out to Gary Vee.
I did not have a blast in that cup. But you had the white boy meeting.
Do you fuck with the sushi though? I was eating shit. I was eating whatever was there, nigga.
Millions? Right. Like, no, that's just the part.
That's just the decoration of that. He told him, so.
Nigga was coolin'. He cool for the millions.
Huh? Caveat? That nigga's a sucker. I'ma knock you off of that.
That's a laugh. Later we gonna talk about coolin' for the millions.
He tried to clean it up. You saw that? I'm with it.
Oh, I'm sorry. My bad.
Where y'all wanna start?'all want to start? Wherever you want to start at. Yeah, whatever.
Lead us to the promised land, Mr. Prospect.
Well, you said cleaning for the millions. Today, 50 said he not going to perform at a Trump rally and they offered him $3 million.
He said, I'm good. Swag.
I love that. I appreciate that.
I absolutely love that. Shout out to 50, actually.
That's dope for him. And I'm glad that he shared it.
See, that could have just happened and he That's dope For him And I'm glad that he shared it

See that could have just happened

And he kept it in the tuck

I'm glad that he shared that

But all of that

Fake discipline and integrity

And moral compass shit

That the podcasters be talking about

I do assume 50 to have some of that

Yeah

Yeah

Yes

He's been rich for a long time too

That part too

But he got a number too

For sure

He has a number also

Everyone's got a number

It ain't 3 million

It's fuck no

It ain't 3 million

For him it's probably like 20

I don't know if he does it for 20. I think it might be more than that.
I think it might be more than that. 20's tight.
I would go do my little thing. For him, he has one record.
How long? You said she winks. For 20, I'll do Get Rich or Die Trying.
I don't know if he does it for 20. I'm dead ass.
That's a lot of money. That's a lot.
He'll do all the mixtape shit, too. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
We do a 24-hour streaming as well. Yeah.
What? I don't think he'll do it for 20. I don't think so either.
More like 30. 50.
What would y'all do it for? I'll do his album for that. What? For the $3 million.
For half of the... For the $1 million.
For the $1 million. Not for $3 million.
You wouldn't do it for $3 million. For the $3 million.

For half of the... For the $1 million.

For the $1 million.

Not for $3 million.

You wouldn't do it for the $3 million.

For the $3 million,

you go show up to the Trump rally

and give a speech.

I'll do it.

Fair enough.

Here's the thing.

You end up being Chrisette Michelle.

Ice is Icon every day.

Okay.

Wait, no, that's not what that means.

Are you throwing shots at Kamala?

While you on the stage?

Are you throwing shots at him? No, I'm not throwing shots at nobody. For three mil? For three mil? Ish, what's your number? To go speak at the Trump convention.
Give me a good fitting. That's got to be a lot.
My family just sold me. Word.
It got to be some shit where my family would be like. Yeah, you had to do it.
My family going to be high. I understand.
Might be like 20. Oh, for me? No, it's not.
All they do is lie. I just took it back.
All they do is lie. Yo, dog, 12.
I still don't believe you. Less or more.
You do this shit for 2 million, nigga. 3 million.
I don't know if I do this. They walk in 2 million in a bag right there.
Yo, come on. We need you to just stand up here to give us a three-minute speech.
You going? Shit. In a MAGA hat.
Yo, you ain't got to say nothing. Not a million? Just throw the hat on and lick your lips and put on a match.
I ain't say a million. And put on the matching that's that ish hoodie.
Oh, not a million. I think five.
Not a million. I think five.
All right, let's stop talking now.

I was going to say that.

Five, get it.

His number's five.

I get it.

His number's five.

I trust your number's three.

Five, yeah.

I think your number is lower than that.

Ice, 750.

No, no, no.

It ain't going to be no 750.

What do you do on the mail?

We had a MAGA?

A mail.

Flip or do it if JR could film.

Yeah, yeah.

No, no.

If JR could film.

If he could take his shirt off and JR could film, he'd do it.

No, I don't do that no more. If he could watch wrestling in there.
No. I do that shit for like 15.
15 what? Million. Nigga, you do that shit for 15,000? Nah, nah, that's not true.
That's not true. I think his number's about 50,000.
Nah, that's not true. Some chicken fingers.
Because I'm going to be beefing my mother. Watch your mother.
I'll fry you up. I'll fry you up.
I'll fry you up. 50,000 in some chicken fingers.
What the fuck you talking about? He up there doing ghetto karate. Hey, fuck.
So you want to shoot that? You want to shoot that? Yeah. Nigga, with your pastor sweat on.
Nigga, what you think we at a church, nigga? You came to pray, but hold on. I'm not done.
Listen, I'm going to do it for $15 million. My mother, she was just at the rally, nigga, over there by Madison Square Garden.
You are lying. Beef it with Trump supporters, nigga.
Hold on, let me ask you a question. So you're saying $15 million is number? My number.
So they come in and you say $10 million. You're saying, no, I'm not taking this $10 million.
I'm staying the fuck with them. You really want people to believe that shit? Yes.
I'm going to be with my mom. My mom is serious.
Does anybody believe that? I don't believe that. She's not going to be mad no more.
She's going to be cool. Nah, nigga.
What? For $10 million? Your be in Long Island. No, she's not.
She got her own money. Number one.
Number two, rest in peace to King Face. She ain't let my man in the house when he had his MAGA hat on.
She don't play that shit. I have to go.
I have to get some money to... If I'm going to go at her, I'm going to go at her, man.
I'm going to go. I'm along, nigga.
If I'm standing with Trump standing with Trump That shit will break her heart son Marie will be upset 10 million to make her feel better though No I wouldn't 10 million Hey man you coming up here with me Cause listen this is how I'm going to do it 10 is a lot I'm keeping 10 for myself I'm giving her like 2 Giving my family And the kids 3 And I'm having 10 I have to portion it out Taxes I don't give up any of that shit That's what got me here in the first place. Yeah, like, yo, dog, they got to give me more than three mil.
Yeah, got you. It's just hard when that amount of money is staring you in the face.
Exactly. That's all I'm saying.
1.5 is gone from the rip. Facts.
Facts. I wouldn't do it for that.
I wouldn't. But there's a lot of people that's passionate about, you know, Trump.
What's your number? Mr. CNN? What's your number? Yeah, yeah, you go back to work.
Your colleagues will be looking at you like this. I cannot be bought.
Nigga, you go, you get a job. Harder, nigga.
Hold on, wait, wait. Nigga, you go if you get your job back at CNN, nigga.
Fuck out here. I'm hired again'm hired again Trump thank you he freed me

nigga you be on CNN

like this

now I'd be on Fox

maybe

my number would have

to be so high

that I wouldn't have

to explain shit

because if I took it

for 5 million

I still have to explain

to the people

why I took 5 million

if you give me

50 million

I'm not saying shit

I ain't explaining

nothing

Joe gonna be like

what happened to Mark

I ain't seen him

in a few weeks

nigga gonna be

speculating

like for 50 million

we gonna see you

on Fox

Thank you. million.
I'm not saying shit. I get what you're saying.
I ain't explaining nothing. Joe gonna be like, what happened to Mark? I ain't see him in a few weeks.

Nigga gonna be speculating like for 50 million? We're gonna see you on Fox.

Welcome.

Alright, so everybody here is a sellout.

Glad that we quickly established.

Everyone in the world is a sellout.

I'm looking to sellout. It takes a rich

nigga to point

fund at sellouts. Huh.

A nigga that don't sell his soul. Nigga, niggas beef with you right now.
Nigga, slow down. It takes a rich nigga like this not to make fun of us.
Yeah, nigga, we got a number. That's because you don't got a number, nigga.
He got a number, too. You got a number? I don't want wealth to define me.
That's number one. But my number, though.
Two. I do have a number.
It'd be pretty high. No, it's not.
Yes, it is. No, it's not.
I'm going to tell you why your number's not high for this. I'm going to tell you why it's not high for this.
Because you're not political. So you don't even pay a price for doing it.
If somebody said, look, I'm going to give you $10 million right now to do. Half my family are Black Panthers.
And the other half, I can't say publicly what they are. Some kind of animals I would effectively My dad would effectively disown me Immediately I would never be looked at the same Again Because of where I got 20 years of building where I'm kind of at With mine In spite of how they kick my back in the internet, I turn down big bags for this type of shit every other week.
I've walked away from it, and they've called. Okay.
So it would have to be a high number. What's the number? Ain't y'all got political money? Close to nine figures.
Close to nine figures. Wow.
Shit. Close to nine figures.
Yeah. And I would have to consider it.
Also, it ends your career. Like, Chrisette Michelle hasn't done a gig since she's saying.
For $2,500. Yeah.
For $2,500. No, no.
Oh, shit. But it was a low number.
It was a low number. It was a short.
It was like 30 grand or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, so fucking, we wasn't gonna start here here, but. We're here.
My man, my man Kill Tony went out there and did an entire 12-minute monologue.

For y'all that are unfamiliar, Tony Hinchcliffe or Hindcliffe, I'm not certain how you pronounce his name, because I always call him just Kill Tony.

Same.

But he did the, what roast was that recently?

The Tom Brady roast?

Tom Brady.

Smoked it over there.

Kill Tony has been

one of the fastest

growing shows.

Very successful.

He went out there

and did like this

12 minute

kind of racist

kind of

not kind of racist

monologue

that they're clipping up

and going

and just he's

I don't understand Tony.

I'm so lost.

That was a misstep. You don't understand him? Yeah, I don't.
I don't understand. You go first.
No, I completely understand him doing that. Like, that's on brand with what he does.
Sure. And y'all hired me to come here to do what I do.
Yeah, he put some extra sauce on it, though. He said that the black...
He said that... Let me just give the audience a little bit of what he said without trying to play all the clips or the 12 minutes.
He was speaking to the black guy in the front. This was probably off the dome and not a part of his bit.
Said he was wearing a lampshade and he had just seen him at the Halloween party last night and that they were carving watermelons. The carving watermelon part of that is extremely racist.
Then he went into his bit about migrants. And the sick part about it is he started that with, hey, all my Latinos here, make some noise.
So he got them to clap first. Hey! So he lined them up.
And then just started firing off. We welcome you guys.
I welcome you with open arms. And by open arms, I mean like this.
Which also, Tony is smart enough. I watch enough Tony to know that that was a double entendre.
And I took open arms to mean something else. Good one.
So then he continued with fucking Puerto Rico. He said a lot before Puerto Rico.
He started talking about, you know, they always having babies. They never pull out.
They just come in like they did our country. They come in.
He said a bunch of shit. Yeah, yeah.
They always come in just like they did our country. And then he went into his Puerto Rico being the fucking dirtiest place in the universe.
Shitty island. Shitty national.
Island full of trash. Puerto Rico.
He died there too. The crowd was growing at that point.
I think that he bombed. I think that entire set bombed.
It was a bad, it was just bad all around, right? And I watch Kill Tony. So this conversation is a little nuanced for me.
If you watch Kill Tony, he's racist. But under the guise of comedy.
Like comedic racism. And he is brilliant with the racist jokes.
Everybody gets it. You can't say this word, so write this down.
The f***s get it. The f***s get it.
The trans get it. Everybody get it unless you're a young, beautiful, white girl that looks like she is sucking every dick in the dorm.
Those are the only people that get away with it on Kill Tony. So he does this.
For me, it was different him doing it at this event. A thousand percent.
Very different him doing it at this event. And he started his monologue with hey, I'm Tony.
Oh, he started with an ad too. Tony's fucking ass.
He started with a MyPillow ad. Yeah, he did.
Wow. Snook that in there.
Hey, use promo code Kill Tony for the MyPillow at the front of the pieces of shit. All right, cool.
And then he gets into, yo, on my show, in my line of work, I typically never come to work and say who I'm politically endorsing because that's just not what I do. That's not my bag.
I'm not into that. But, and then he starts his bit.
So for me, he's already creating the separatism if you're able to separate where you are versus where you work then you know that these jokes are about to hit different and come off different and it seemed like he was doing temp checks throughout the whole time like every time he threw one out he'd be like all right that's working that's not. That's not okay.
You're warming up. You're loosening up in here.

I don't know, man. I do fuck with Tony.
I hated the bit. Hated that he went out like that.
His apology was, hey, y'all are sensitive. It was a joke.
I go to Puerto Rico every year. Bro.
I didn't see his apology. That's bad.
And it wasn't really an apology. I got black friends.
But all of them right-wing political pundit dudes have been on air like, hey, we don't support that joke. We don't.
That joke is not indicative of our beliefs, yada, yada, yada. Some of them was defending that nigga.
The black dudes were defending him. It's just comedic rhetoric.
They wasn't all apologetic. Some of them niggas were standing with him like, yo, y'all are sensitive.
It was a joke. And get over it.
The way niggas cape for Trump is amazing. Bro, it's crazy.
And again, the people that I saw were black people defending him. Yep.
So, nah, everybody wasn't apologetic. But I just think it was in poor taste.
I think two weeks before the election it just showed how kind of tone deaf they are. I disagree with the tone deaf part.
But to their base, they weren't tone deaf. Their fan base put that shit in their iTunes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They looped it up.
Yo, so I just think that That's the problem. I think that the rest of the world That's caping for them I sent that shit immediately to Vern Huh, this is what your man talking about, huh? Huh You Puerto Rico, right? Oh, okay But Cape They still cape I'm lost, bro I don't understand Donald Trump could spit in a little kid's face On Fifth Avenue And somebody is gonna come out And be like I'm saying But the kid should've never did that Like, it don't make no sense to me.
At this point, it's like cult behavior. It is.
I'm lost. That's exactly what it is.
It's a cult. And it's weird that the people who are going to catch the most hell from the cult are the ones the most committed to it.
That's the crazy shit to me. Like, if white men are like, I don't give a fuck what he said.
I'm like, cool, you're a white man. This shit going to help you.
But I don't understand why we doing that. You know what I mean? This is wild.
This is wild to me. But the funny thing is, I think strategically it makes sense.
They know that when they say some racist shit, we get mad and then they go, they're so sensitive and then they go out and vote more. So those of us who get mad might not do the right thing, but they know that their base is gonna go out and vote so that they can defend his right to do that shit.
So it might not even fail for him. That's the crazy part.
We'll see. Damn, you're right.
We'll see. Yeah, it is.
We'll see. Yeah, man, I don't know.
We say crazy shit all the time. Tell us you never fucked a Puerto Rican without telling us you never fucked a Puerto Rican.
Sheesh. Yeah, he's not.
That's disgusting. Why would you even want to take yourself off of the fuck a Puerto Rican list?

Even if you felt like that, that's a list.

That's like fucking global entry.

Especially a Bronx.

That's like fucking.

He does shit in New York, too.

He did.

Wow.

Why would you take yourself off the, I want to fuck a New York Puerto Rican list, Tony. Whatever.
This is nasty. Now, here's what I have for you gentlemen.
Do you think that we should redo some of the racism rules? Wait, what you mean? Please elaborate. This guy's brain is different.
Go ahead. Please tell me what you mean.
Should it be racist to say black people like chicken? Because that is racist. But it's also...
It's also... True.
Should it be racist to say that... Spanish people...
You better know. Careful.
You going on the line, nigga. You right there on the edge.
All right, I'll speak for myself. Martha cleans better than me.
You're a man. You're a man, nigga.
You's a woman. Is that racist? No.
That's kind of racist. So if I say the worst drivers are typically...
Oh, yeah, yeah. That shouldn't be racist.
Is that racist? That shouldn't be racist. Now, audience, if you're confused out there, we came up with this bit just to troll Mark Lamont.
You're trying to fucking torture me right now. Mark Lamont and his PhDs and what's the other shit he got? A bachelor's?

Doctorate.

Yeah, doctorate.

Get the fuck out of here.

Mark, what do you think about this?

I saw fuck each and every one of y'all.

I hate y'all.

He'll be in diet.

I know.

I'm going to sit there with this.

He's short circuit.

Oh, shit.

Squirming in the little couch.

But I will say.

No, that's stupid, man.

No, you can't take grooves, man. You can't.
Of course they true. Racism is always a little bit true.
That's what makes a stereotype a stereotype. It's like chicken fingers.
Like they lightly, they're lightly dipped in truth, right? So yeah, black people dance. But it don't mean that every nigga dance.
You know what I mean? Black people love chicken. But we don't like obsess about chicken.
It's like, they take the shit too far. Wait, hold on, hold on.
You see what them niggas did when Popeye's had the sandwich? That was niggas. Them niggas on the line, niggas.
They blocked traffic. Them niggas fought on the line for Popeye's chicken sandwich, nigga.
That was different. That sandwich was different.
Niggas obsess over chicken, y'all. That's racist for you to say that was the niggas.
I was there. I lived in Brooklyn.
It was no of the niggas. That's you a nigga.
Ta-da. And a cool.
You know what this nigga just said? It's different because the sandwich was good as shit. Look at you, nigga.
That first sandwich was good as shit. Delicious.
All right, so here's my question for y'all. It was mad.
Because I thought about this recently. If the sandwich was so good, why is it going? They stepped on it.
It was cost- Yeah, that's exactly what they did. They stepped on it.
I thought about that just two weeks ago. They stepped on the work.
I did too, yeah. The sauce especially.
Yeah, they stepped on the. It was cost it.
Yeah, that's exactly what they did. They stepped on it.
Yeah, they, I thought of that just two weeks ago.

They stepped on the work. I did too, yeah.
The sauce

especially. Yeah, they stepped on the work.
Yeah.

Oh, shit. Speaking of

sorry, sorry, this has nothing

to do with what we're talking about. We're talking

about chicken sandwiches and it's good to get off the race

topic anyway. Round

of applause.

McDonald's has

settled their milkshake machine scam.

Bullshit.

No, they did.

Well, they do.

They settled the scam.

For the people unfamiliar with the scam,

the producers of the McDonald's milkshake machine

have a clause in the contract

or had a clause in the contract that said

they are the only people that are allowed

to fix their machines.

So that's why.

So when the machines broke,

they were running a fucking

eight and nine figure scam

on fixing these machines.

This contract is decades and decades old.

Genius.

So McDonald's,

they went to court,

and whatever the name of that fancy board is,

determined that McDonald's is now allowed

to not only fix their own machines,

but outsource how those machines are fixed.

Wow.

That's a good fucking time, man.

The McFlurry milkshake machine.

Ice cream.

Right in time with that E. coli.

Yeah.

Right in time. Let's cover that up real quick.
Milkshakes for everybody. You don't want a quarter pounder.
You want a milkshake. Milkshakes and Kaisenac.
Burger, the burger, the burger. The chicken mac.
Yeah, the chicken mac. As soon as that E.
coli break out, the chicken mac and Kaisenac. The nigga that McDonald know how McDonald's been playing in your face for years.
It's only the quarter pounder? Yeah, it don't make no sense. So what the fuck is the rest of that shit? It's all the same shit.
The quarter pounder is like Angus. Angus beef.
The quarter pounder is different. They come in different boxes.
Yeah, it's the only one that's real meat. So they said.
That's why. E-coli.
So you said. I don't eat that shit.
That shit ain't no nigga. E.
coli. So the Miami Heat, for the first time in the history of the franchise, have made a bust.
A statue? No, a whole statue. I keep hearing the athletes use the word bust.
It was a bust. It was a bust.
And I, my dumb ass, didn't know that you could use that word in relation to that. So I like that word.
Bust. It was a bust.
Yeah, it turned out a bust. A statue, they made a statue, whatever you want to call it, but it looks like shit.
The internet was in a rage. We later found out that D-Wade approved said bust slash statue.
It's probably too late. And was involved in the entire process of creating said statue.
Also, the maker of this statue made other statues. Google them, because I don't't remember what they were but I don't think those statues was good either.
Did you do the Ronaldo one? Not just that nigga you been to a restaurant sometimes and the food be smacking then you go back another time and the shit be caca. Nigga was off that.
And I always that was a different chef. That was a different chef.
That's what I think, too. That was a different chef.
Nigga had an argument

with his wife that day.

Nigga's watching The Matrix, nigga.

Nigga's so morpheus.

That nigga look crazy.

What the fuck?

What's wrong with them, niggas?

Disgusting.

Tony Allen said

that it looked like him.

It looked like him.

It do.

D-Wade did look bad,

and for them to be known

as Dade County for so long,

I mean, Wade County. Wade County.
Wade County for for so long, like what a disgrace. What a disgrace.
At least with the Kobe statue, when it was fucked up, there was some other statues out there that was fucked up. For you to be the lone fucked up statue in front of the arena and then have to.
And you know what's funny? Our kids today are more vocal than we were. So you got your kids with you.
Your son is looking at you like, nigga, that is not Pops. Come on, tell me.
That's not you. That ain't you, Pops.
My son would have roasted me to hell if that were the statue of me. What are your thoughts

on this? Why do you think that they couldn't

come up with a bus that looked like D-Wade?

Why do you think he was so excited

and celebratory? And is it

a part of just plain old

humility

being humble

to not interrupt the process

of them celebrating you

this way? Yes. I agree with that.

I think when you get a statue made of you so

proud and happy and your family celebrate, you're not really

Thank you. not interrupt the process of them celebrating you this way.
Yes. I agree with that.
I think when you get a statue made of you so proud and happy and your family celebrate, you're not really worried about what it looks like. I just don't understand how, if he was part of the creative process, it being made, how at some point he didn't just mention that this don't look shit like me.
He might have seen that shit in a digital image or something and was like, oh, okay. True, true, true.
They might have said some shit like, yo, when it dries, the beard is going to come like, yeah. Shit looked like Mark.
Would y'all have interrupted? It looked like Mark. They just picked a random black dude.
Well, how? Because the statue didn't look the greatest. No, it wasn't a bad looking statue.
It just didn't look like D-Wade. It was ugly nigg on the statue.
Whoever's face it was, happy. It wasn't a good looking guy, whoever it was, with all due respect to Tony Allen.
But Mark do look like Tony Allen a little bit. I don't look like Tony Allen.
Like with a doctorate. Like smart Tony Allen.
Oh, that's fucked up. Tony Allen got too many hands for me to be talking like that.
Shout out to Tony Allen. Would y'all have interrupted the process for y'all? Yes.
Yes. If I'm mean, no.
But if I'm D-Way, absolutely. So you would just accept anything with his tongue out, nigga? Wow.
Jordan. Wait, that's what you think your tongue out is like? I'm asking for real.

Like Mike?

Anyway, right?

I think that it is definitely some humbleness and some humility.

Like, yo, fam, somebody's creating a big-ass statue of me to be put in front of a stadium.

Like, that's an honor in itself. So I think you don't kind of want to rock the boat because you sound like some ungrateful-ass nigga.

But if I'm D-Wade— If they named the street after you and spelled it wrong, would you say something? Yeah. She.
What's the difference? That's easier to fix. But if you in the process, the whole boy don't look like me.
Hey, Duke don't look like me. Then they start putting the mold of the statue over his LeBron alley-oop, the famous picture.
Like, come on, yo. You playing with me now.
Yeah, at that point. It's ridiculous.
And, and, listen, the Black Panther side of my family would include some racism in this. I was about to say, white people often don't know what black people look like.
Yo, dog, I was going to say I was a white artist, but I didn't want to be funny. White people don't.
I did an interview last night and somebody told me, has anyone ever told you that you look like Kevin Hart? I don't look shit like Kevin Hart, and I love Kevin Hart. That's my man.
I don't know, son. I ain't going to hold you.
Hey, yo. I mean.
I'm done. Fuck all.
Now that you mentioned it. I mean.
Now that we get a good look at your profile. I don't.
No, they do think all black people look alike. They think all black people look alike.
That's fine, because I think all white people look alike. My racist neighbors are out of here.
And that's fine. That's why I don't make statues of white people.
That's why I don't make statues of Asians, because it would not look different. Everybody in Hollywood would look the same.
But if my job was to make statues, I would get some help. What? I get white people mixed up.
All right, if they were making a statue of you you What would you want your defining features to be? Is it a basketball statue? A statue of you A statue of just you You went to Harvard and spoke the best You beat Einstein And everybody All that fly shit I dropped 30 on nigga. Would you want a suit holding books and walking like this? I would be speaking, yeah.
They got to get your nose. You know, I don't even set myself up.
I'm asking what y'all, what would the defining features of the statue need to look like for you to say, okay, that is me. Oh, they need my Apple vision on.

So that's what they say.

You're such a fucking...

All jokes aside, that's what they say to them.

Like, if you got to define a feature, it's easy.

You know how the dudes in the street in New York be making pictures?

If you got a funny chin or a funny mouthful nose, then it's easier to do it.

Yo, now that I'm looking around, with all due respect, you know what that means, right? No, and pause Oh, God Some of you niggas got cute noses, yo Yo, this is where we need mail, man This shit turned up a hole Yo, what are you doing? Yo, some of you, not you Not you Yo, you want to be cool, you want to be accepted, but that's gay. It's not you.
Stop talking about your man nose. It's not gay.
My entire life, the baddest of the bad and some mid, when they look me in my eyes, one thing they've always said, and I used to didn't get it. You see, I can't lie.
You have such a beautiful nose.

That worked on you too, didn't it?

Shut up.

I'm so trying to watch.

It's my ass nigga, yo.

No, no.

Because it's you.

Look at that.

And then I started looking at niggas' noses, yo.

They tell me that too.

My nose is better than a lot of you niggas' nose.

Yo, niggas' nose be a mess.

I don't dang gay to say.

Look at Ice Nose. You just looked at your man and stand at him.
That nigga smell everything. Holy fire.
That nigga can smell. It's a fireball.
When man's freedom. That nigga's shit is spread out.
Holy shit. Look at Ice.
Look at Free's nose, yo. Yeah, nigga nose alone.
That nigga smell what downstairs is cooking. Oh, they put a little parsley up in that motherfucker.
That racist lady making chili. Bitch, you was too much of Ray.
That chili ain't the worst. Oh, my shit.
I don't like that. Oh, man, yo.
You can be having ugly noses, yo. It's all right.
Some of y'all got aight noses, man. Thank your parents.
Oh noses man Thank your parents Thank your parents So I don't want to say too much about it because I bump into D. Wade sometimes It ain't his fault I feel like D.
Wade if he hear you say something on the pod you might have to square up at the Post Oak lobby trying to get coffee. And that's another fight I'm going to opt to skip.
Nigga 6'4 in shape. In way better shape than Joseph Buss.
Yeah, and heels. And mules.
And mules. Nigga, whip your ass with a Chanel bag.

Oh, shit.

Oh, man, yo.

Yeah, nah, I'm cool on that one.

Any thoughts?

On which part?

Anything.

Not that nose shit, man.

Anything.

Nah, shout out to D-Wade.

It's an honor again to be having a statue in front of... Greatest player in Miami history, man.
In history, the Heat. Yeah.
Greatest player in Miami. I agree.
Wade County, but you need to redo, my nigga. They need to touch that up in the summer.
He deserves better. Do they have statues redone? Hold up, flip's a question.
Did LeBron play for the Heat? Thank you. He did.
What did that mean? What did that mean? I'm just checking. That's my only question.
Y'all not going to trap me. My only question is did LeBron...
Don't do it. It was the same question I had so I'm glad you asked it.
I didn't say he was the best player. I said he was the greatest player.
That old loophole. No, he only got some loophole shit.
It's not a loophole. What's the difference? The difference is if, for example, who's the best player ever? Who do you think is the best player ever? Just for example.
Michael Jordan. LeBron.
LeBron. LeBron.
LeBron James. Let's say LeBron James.
Let's say LeBron James. If LeBron James.
The same person that's the best on the game. Yeah, I don't get weird.
If LeBron James goes to the Dallas Mavericks right now and plays one season, even in his prime, and wins the championship, is he the greatest Maverick ever? No. Right.
So the greatest, but he's still better than Dirk and Whiskey. He didn't play one season.
He played four. And Dwayne Wade played those same four, got the same championships, and he got one with Shaq before Dwayne Wade, before Sam got there.
That's why he's greater. I just want to jump in and tell you that in the first season, LeBron tried to be humble and said, hey, man, you're the greatest heat ever, and I'm going to defer to you.
And they lost. And then Pat Riley, let me finish, one of the greatest basketball minds ever, along with D.
Wade, knocked on LeBron's hotel door in the offseason. Hey, big bro.
Pat Riley said that big bro was hilarious. Big We're going to need the offense to kind of go through you.
You are the golden child. You are the one.
And I'm awesome, but I'm not you. That happened.
That happened. That's why he's a better player than Dwyane Wade.
And I think Dwyane Wade would say he's a better player. And we talk about LeBron, shit.
I was on mad

for Alonzo Mourning.

Alonzo Mourning

should 100% have a statue

outside. I'm not disagreeing with that.
I'm not arguing

him being better than Dwyane Wade. He should definitely have a statue.

He should have a statue. I agree.
If we just making

statues that don't look like niggas,

Alonzo Mourning...

That might be who they were shooting for.

Alonzo Wade.

Then Alonzo Mourning,

shit. Alonzo

Oh, my God. Alonzo Mourning that might be who they were shooting for Alonzo Wade then Alonzo Mourning shit Alonzo Mourning Petey Pablo, Jeff Van Gundy around the air like this kicked him off to the side that's my man too and that was my team and stayed with the organization still with the organization better skin than all us still in that Miami heat.
Nice suits. That Miami son, I bumped into him at that little waffle spot over there by fucking whatever hotel that was.
That nigga's skin was glowing at nine in the morning. I left.
I got out of there. Alonzo got you out of there? You fucking right, Alonzo Mourning got me out.
In Miami? Yes. In Miami, Alonzo Mourning gets every one of us out of here Quickly Yeah What say you Yeah I'm chilling bro I seen the nigga At fucking Paddle The sexes Almost get you out of here But what happened But what happened No no no Look Alex But what happened Hey hey hey But what happened What you did What you did to that nigga This nigga's an idiot Bought the girls Dinner There you go There you go? What you did to that nigga? This nigga's an idiot.
Bought the girls dinner?

There you go.

There you go.

No, you didn't.

Yeah, I did.

Look what I had to resort to.

Yo, he was so mad.

Do you know that story that he had to pay for that calamari from some girl? We're not going to repeat it, but he was real mad about it.

Oh, I got to hear this.

He was real mad about it.

We'll talk about it later.

Congratulations to Dwayne Wade and his statue and his family. Really huge deal, even if the statue don't look like you at all.
What other players, I think, for the Heat should have statues out there? You said Alonzo. That's it? Nah, that's not it.
So no Shaq either? Udonis Haslam should have a statue. That's the one that came to my life.
That's 20 years. Pushing it.
20 years with one organization has been the OG veteran presence, the guy that has – you know, clearly they're married to him. When he was ready to be gone from the league, they kept, yo, one million just to be here, one million just to be here.
How they feel about him, maybe not by his stats. He'll definitely be an exec.
He should. He should.
I don't know about statue. Respectfully.
Exactly. He don't deserve no statue.
Respectfully. I appreciate all that.
Tim Hardaway. Much better argument for Tim Hardaway.
Well, I was going to Tim Hardaway. And Rice.
It's at least five people. Relax.
Relax. Oh, but you going to give it to Adonis Haslam? 20 years? Glenn Wright, they traded the shit out of Glimb.
With all due respect to Adonis Haslam, the last 10 years, he scored as many points as us on his couch. Oh, shit.

He was a leader.

No, no, no.

With all respect, though.

Udonis Haslam is a leader.

He's an OG.

He's the heart and soul of that team.

The last five years, he was basically like a coach.

A coach.

Can't any of y'all play no ball?

This nigga.

Yo, dog, we've seen you hoop.

You've seen you hack.

He was doing some simulation.

That's not even a hoop. It's a hack.
Have any of y'all played ball with him? Like, for real, for real hoot. You've seen you hack.
He was doing some simulation. That's not even a hoot.

It's a hack.

Any of y'all play ball with him?

Like, for real, for real?

Yes.

I have.

I have.

Is he good at basketball?

No.

He's one of the best boxer outers I've ever seen in my entire life.

Wow.

He definitely does faint praise.

He gets low with it, too.

He does.

That's super low.

I saw some clip.

Yo, yo, yo.

I saw some clip like that of him doing some bullshit.

That's all he do.

That nigga's the elbow king. No.
I believe that. He's like the Udonis Haslam of.
No. Don't even insult Udonis Haslam, yo.
Ever. Ish.
Yo, y'all shaming my ball game? See. You look suspect.
Two things. I only got two pieces of evidence.
You was over there at the refrigerator doing some dribble shit that didn't look like. Looking like he had a scoliosis.
I thought he was having a seizure. Scoliosis.
I was reaching for my first aid kit and shit. That nigga scoliosis came out.
Yeah, bro. And I saw you in that jersey.
And I know you were uncomfortable. You won't let it be a 1v1.
I remember that. 1v1 or what? Me and Mark right now.
Oh, God. You want to keep jumping in? Go ahead.
You said y'all. You said y'all.
You said y'all. Come on now.
He said y'all. Yes, yes, yes.
Two, three, one. You don't look comfortable in basketball.
I mean, the jersey changed things a little bit because it wasn't a comfortable jersey. But when I seen you on that commercial combined with the moves at the refrigerator, you look like somebody who goes to basketball games.
You know what I mean? Boughts tickets, hangs out, but you don't look like you actually go on the court. That's all I'm saying.
Aki, you said you broke

your wrist shooting jump shots.

Right. Missing jump shots.

Missing jump shots. On purpose.
Intentionally.

No, on purpose.

Where your cape at? Where your cape at?

How did a nigga play?

But I also had prior damage

in the same exact wrist

from injuring it across

that little tiny frail boy's face a few months prior to. I thought you broke your fingers.
No, my wrist was a little jammed up. I had the guy come in here and everything when I beat up the little poor, innocent, frail, fragile boy that's nowhere to be found.
So it wasn't just shooting. It was a combination.
That was last winner. One.
Yeah, it was a little while ago. That's one.
I'm letting y'all know that your podcast banner is affecting my ego. Okay.
Our benter? What's the word with our benter? What's that mean? It means that I bet any amount. I take that.
I bet any amount. You didn't even finish the sentence.
I bet any amount that y'all brothers want to bet that I can beat either one of y'all one-on-one. You are out of it.
Any day. I'm confident you can.
Any time. Any court.
Any outfit. Any kinks.
I don't feel like Mark and Ish should be able to speak to me the way that they're speaking to me.

So whenever fucking DeBribe guy and fucking, what was his name, E&N?

Yeah.

Whenever you're, any court.

Let me tell you what's going to happen.

Indoor, outdoor, double rim, chain net, regular net. Name the place and name the mouth.
Let me tell you what's going to happen. Next weekend.
Score going to be 7-3. Next weekend.
Game 11. Game 11 straight.
And that nigga is going to start hacking and it's going to end up being a wrestling match. What's that? It don't matter.
We're not going to finish the game. The nigga said one-on-one.
That's it, nigga. Damn.
Game 11. Nah, I don't fuck with that nigga.
He calliggas out. Do you play? Pop bombs.
He called y'all niggas out. Do you play? He called y'all niggas out.
I'm asking Rick this two-on-two. It's three-pick.
Y'all niggas was ping-ponging off each other with the jokes. The nigga called y'all niggas out.
What's up? You accepted his bet. Cool.
Whenever. Stay out of it, light-skinned.
Whenever. Nigga, what you gonna do? You keep trying to bet me more money.
What you gonna do, old man? Yo, why you ain't telling him about getting my stat? Who owe you a stack? Joe. Get that nigga his money, nigga.
All y'all niggas was cheering for him. Had your palm bombs out when I owe the money.
That's crazy. Yo, this is Joe Button from the Joe Button Podcast.
Can I speak to Buck Stallion, please? Oh, man. This is him, my brother.
This is him. Buck, I'm live on air, so please don't say anything to incriminate yourself.
Really quick, if you moment listen to this our good brother ish and mark lamont hill are clowning my basketball game and how the clothes look on me just everything about my basketball it's like they clowning my scoliosis myness, everything about my ball game. Which made me say to them, I have any amount of money that neither one of them could beat me in any one-on-one game.
They both took that bet anxiously. I called you, my good friend of over 20 years, to say, can you just quickly tell them what happened last time every nigger from the hood came through the porch where there happened to be a hoop in the yard and said, one-on-one Joe Budden, what's up? I got a ball.
Can you just tell them, please? Yeah. It might even be footage somewhere in the archives, too.
So countless of people have challenged Joe. Hey, Bob.
Right on the wall. Let him land.
Let him talk. I am.
And then it winds up always ending up in the yard for a one-on-one battle. Joe has, I don't think you never took an L with none of these cats.

That's what I'm telling them.

How old was his cats?

I was undefeated in the yard any time this conversation came up.

I got two questions.

One, when the last time you've been in that yard?

It's been a little while.

Buck, I ain't even talking to you.

Oh, you're talking to Buck.

It's my man.

Buck, when the last time y'all been in that yard?

Oh, it's been a long time. I would like for you to put a

date on it. Give me a guesstimation.

20 years?

Nah,

not that long. Maybe like

15?

Was Obama president?

No. Damn.
W.

Aw, nigga.

You talking about some shit you did 20 years ago? You letting niggas play with you? Let him talk. Clinton was the president.
Let him answer you. How could he lose that? Roughly, what was that? Maybe 10 joints, maybe? I know 10.
10? It's pre-pod. 10.
I used to pull up to the yard for this. Why are you doing that instead of being biggie accepting your challenge?

Yo, next weekend, nigga.

Enough talking.

Next weekend, you skip

Boston College.

You skip whatever

the fuck you doing. We just get to it.

Yo, because I'm offended that these

two niggas get to talk to me like this.

And Buck, when you say the yard,

did it end up in the yard like in a wrestling match in the grass? He's saying the hard to foul. Is that what happened? Um...
Well, nah, you don't only foul. You don't only foul.
You know, it gets what? Yo, you know what's funny about this, Buck? Now I'm talking to Buck. Somebody now I'm talking about somebody that's at least familiar with me a little bit.
And I'm going to end with this, Buck. I don't think Ish gets to six.
Oh, shit. I don't think.
Game 11. I can't wait.
Game 11. Ish don't get to six points.
God damn. These niggas better watch they fucking tone in here.
These niggas better watch they fucking tone. Don't let this podcast shit fool y'all.
I let this podcast play basketball. Don't let this boy I'm Caca, bro.
I bet you don't make six we could double down that you know, I said oh, of course All right, of course, and then we can bet it right back for game 11, you said he don't get six? He don't get six.

Joe don't even play basketball.

It sounds like this is going to happen.

I play basketball.

I haven't played it in a long time.

But you can't get off the couch.

Neither could you.

Stop it.

Stop it.

You act like you're in the supreme shape, nigga.

I am 100% more athletic than you.

You're not.

100% more athletic.

It's going down.

It's going down. We can jump right now.
Next weekend. Anything athletic.
You're not. 100% more athletic.
It's going down.

It's going down.

We can jump right now.

Next weekend.

Anything athletic.

One on one.

You better watch your fucking mouth.

We're not athletic.

It's going down.

I play basketball daily.

Nigga, I play basketball daily.

I play real basketball.

I don't.

Jump off.

This was the Brick City Hooper at a point, man. Ask him.
All right. Hey, Buck, yo.
Nigga, the brunt, niggas, I brunt with really hoop-hoop. I love you, and I'll keep you posted this.
I love you too, my brother. Daily.
All right, no doubt. You are in peace.
Oh, I can't wait to see this. I hope niggas really playing.
Yeah, y'all got to play now. Too much shit talk.
He's never going to play. Too much shit talk.
He would never play me. Why would not? Because ego, confidence, and self-esteem.
Oh. You would be a whole different man.
Or something that I'm all very, very well with. You would be a whole different man.
You wouldn't even walk in Paddle to Sex and the Same. You wouldn't even walk in Constantine.
You wouldn't walk nowhere the same, nigga. Your confidence would be shattered.
Damn, that nigga joke got me. That nigga plays like the uncle that was just bigger than anybody.
I play both of him. And? Can he play? He's athletic.
You Donald Trump in these answers. Yeah or no, can he play? He can play ball.
On a one to ten of average people, not NBA people, regular people, what is he? Six. Okay, yeah, I'm comfortable.
I had you at four, but six is five. And what are you? In shape.
No, not shape. No, we're talking about shape.
At this moment? Not shape. I don't care about shape.
At this moment, seven, eight? In basketball. Yeah.
And what are you? Six, five. Next weekend, can I record it? Yeah, sure.
That's it. That's it.
We're not going to do the Joe Bunn shit, though. Like, if you fall, you're going to tell Parks to cut it out? Mm-hmm.
He took a crazy. He took his ass off.
Yo, dawg, I play basketball, Joe. I wasn't a casual.
Like, I play basketball. It's a valid question.
You don't understand? I woke up and went to sleep playing basketball. I know.
Tell it to them Elizabeth niggas. You don't let her say that? You tell it to them Newark niggas that believe whatever you talk about.
I got to see it, niggas. Show me.
Show me. That's fine.
I got it, and I'm free next weekend. Y'all, the same way y'all, hiked it up that turnpike.
Yeah, hike it up to the park. Nigga, that's fine.
Hike it up to the park. I play inside, though.
Yeah. Look, you hear him now? I got to play inside.
No. I got to play inside.
Niggas in their 40s, y'all. Mr.
789 on the scale.

Gotta play inside.

Yo, it's tough.

I ruptured my Achilles.

I just wanted to.

Look, now he's Joel in bed.

How about this?

Now he's Joel in bed.

He in bed.

All right.

Relax.

All right, you got it.

Listen, y'all, it's time for my favorite part of the show.

Frust Man! What was that, Joel in bed? Listen, y'all, it's time for my favorite part of the show, Price Picks!

What was that, Joel?

I bet.

Get the fuck out of here.

Yo!

It's Oak Hill.

All right, so look, he mad.

Look, he mad.

Tell him Mark.

That was a punch you got.

Mark, I didn't know what you were talking about.

Tell him more.

We took 10 minutes off.

No, no, no.

Hold on.

Price Picks and Wade, that's gang. What happened? Well, first, no Hold on, Price picks the weight

That's getting

What happened?

Well, first during the break

You've been talking crazy

Like

Oh, no, I recorded

He trying to back me down

In the fucking

In the kitchen

Knocked up a coffee

He slid all over

Doing a fucking mashed potato

In the kitchen

See, not tried

Audience

Audience

During the break

Mark Lamont in the kitchen

Easy money

Post time

Easy money

He tried to put his strong ass

Fucking Harvard elbow Thank you. audience during the break Mark Lamont in the kitchen easy money

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I let him know

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basketball

so I knocked over

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but now I don't think

Mark gets to six points

nigga you jumped

a centimeter off

you can't jump

over a phone book

Mark I jump way higher

than you

you do not

I jump way higher

does it sound like

oh we just

we can measure

way

you don't

way

if I don higher than you. You do not.
I jump way higher than you. Does it sound like I jump way...
You don't. Way...
If I don't jump way higher, then I lose. I jump way higher than you.
No, he jump higher than me. I don't know.
I'm telling you. I can't say how high you jump.
Trust me. Yo, you know what? You know the problem? Can you dunk? I could.
I don't know if I can. Not anymore, it's my kiddie.
Let me tell y tell y'all. I'm 5'10 and can dunk.
I could dunk donuts and milk, nigga, and I get buckets. Let me tell you what the fuck you talking about.
We're talking about jumping. Let me tell you when I talk about donuts.
Can he dunk right now? Hungry as hell. I'm sure he could dunk back in the day.
Six, seven, 12. I'd seen him dunk probably six, seven years ago.
Wait, who's six? How tall are you? 5'11, nigga. This nigga should be able to dunk.
Let me tell y'all the problem with male friendships. Ben Simmons ass nigga.
Honestly. And then I'm gonna do prize picks.
But the problem with male friendships, I wish Mel, I really wish my girl, my sister Mel was here for this part. Me too.
God damn it. We lack trust in our male friendships right like i trust my mama so sometimes i'll be saying some nut shit to my mama and my mom my mama say baby do you trust me and i'll say yeah mom i do and she'll say then just do'm telling you to do.
Like, I feel like at least one of y'all should be taking my word that y'all are of zero threat to me. And inferior to me in every athletic category.
So why don't you take my word? Maybe not both of y'all, but one of y'all should believe it. You can't even be this educated and out-athletic me.
It's not even possible dealing with time consumption that you could be this intelligent and wise and have so much wisdom and go to the fucking rucker and beat me. Nigga, you've been rapping for 30 fucking years.
Nigga, we can rap on the court. Like, that ain't a...
You think he was going to fit on the a... You can't get your doctorate and be on the court.
Nigga, that's stupid. Him, he got too many hoodies.
Yeah, yeah. Too many stokes.
It's time consumption. It's just time consumption.
You got the green with the pink, nigga. You're too gorgeous, nigga.
You're not coming to no Hoboken Park to fuck with me. Hoboken Park, two weeks.
That's it. Yo, prize picks.
Prize picks. Prize picks, prize picks, prize picks.
I love male ego in podcasting. No, for real.
Y'all are great. I don't even think podcasting could be done without male ego I'm gonna be at Hoboken Park every fucking day for the next two weeks you're running suicides running suicides and shit mic and drills and shit what you just said is the equivalent of the rapper on tour trying to beef you can't really do it you tour.
You got all types of Candace Owens debates that be had. I will cancel.
I will let Donald Trump be fucking president before I let you beat me in basketball. Oh, shit.
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You're making me mad now.

I don't know.

You remind me of what's that light-skinned pretty boy nigga

used to play for the Nuggets, tall nigga with the pretty eyes,

thought he was nice.

Thank you. You're making me mad now.
I don't know. You remind me of what's that light-skinned pretty boy nigga used to play for the Nuggets, tall nigga with the pretty eyes, thought he was nice.
The Nuggets? What was his name, Aaron Williams or some shit? He played for the Nets too. Light-skinned nigga with the hazel eyes and the muscles.
What the fuck? I think it was Aaron Williams. Y'all don't know what I'm talking about? I think I do, but.
Yeah, center-pound forward. Pretty-eyed nigga.
I ain't want to look in the nigga's eyes, but... We need some woman energy in here, bro.
Yeah, I don't know about nigga. Mel not here every day.
If I get some in here, you get in trouble. If I get some in here, you get in trouble.
Exactly. Do we really need some more? I get some in here with a text.
I get some in here fast. Get some real energy.
Hey, they just left last night. That shit kryptonite, nigga.
Relax. What preptanite nigga relax they could get in here and drop him a dime and then you'll be gathering your briefcase hold on I gotta go I gotta go time for me to get out of here oh my god can you edit that out please no nigga sit right here does anybody here want to talk about Andrew Reese Shaq on Angel Reese's podcast yes please that shit was crazy it was crazy yes it was fucking crazy please please expound elaborate so it's really disappointing dude I love Shaq Shaq had Angel Reese on his podcast no he was on her podcast he was on hers I saw the background right he's on her podcast.
I saw the background, right? He's on her podcast. And he's talking about, he's being playful, talking about marketing ideas, you know.
And he's like, you know, if you would wear those short shorts that y'all wore, that you wore on Wild N' Out, your sales would go through the roof, right? That's the basic gist of it, right? And she's trying to cut him off. And I almost wish we could play it because, like, you got to hear the discomfort.
She tries to, like, end the conversation, change conversation. He says it again.
And she's kind of like chill. Basically, the vibe is like chill.
I'm just saying. She said chill multiple times.
Yeah, she said chill multiple times. So for me, that is, it was just creepy to me and weird like and I'm not saying

Shaq had bad intentions

maybe he didn't

I don't know

what's in Shaq's brain

he seems like a good dude

every time I've seen him

he's a great dude

but

he's too damn old

for that shit

Angel Reese is 22

she's young young

she's young young

I got kids older than Angel Reese

Angel Reese is 22 years old

Shaq is in

he's older than me

he's in his 50s

you can't be talking

to no young girl

about her shorts

especially when she's

uncomfortable

I'm going to go. older than Angel Reese.
Angel Reese is 22 years old. Shaq is in, he's older than me, he's in his 50s.

You can't be talking to no young girl about her short shorts, especially when she's uncomfortable. And I'm not talking about if you, if it's a different situation, but she's uncomfortable when you're too old for that shit.
It felt creepy. And I think a lot of old heads should look at that video and realize that that's how we look when we be trying to holler at girls that's younger than our kids.

I saw a lot of young girls tweeting and shit was like, I hate when older dudes talk to me. It makes me feel like, there was a whole bunch of them just like, yo, somebody gets it.
Like, I hate that shit. Like, bro, go talk to somebody else.
Right. You lost me at the end of, at the last part of your statement, though though which was when older dudes try to holler at a younger girl.
He I'm not saying he did. I'm just saying that's what we're talking about right this second.
I'm not saying he was trying to holler at her. This is someone that you invited on your podcast.
This is someone who on air referred to you as a sister. Yes.
So why is it the old guy talking to me in a creepy way trying to holler or in a way that's making me uncomfortable versus an older athlete who is probably one of the best at branding and marketing and doing commercials. Arguably the best.
Right? Yeah, 100%. Why is it not that person giving me a great business idea? You can give that idea.
I'm just asking the question. I'm not...
You can give that in a... I don't have a horse in this.
You can give that in a different way, but I think it's important to read the room too. She was uncomfortable.
She was not okay with it. I'm not saying...
I don't think Shaq was trying to holler at her. I think he looks at her as a little sister and treats her as a mentor and she looks at him as a mentor, but if your mentor is suddenly talking about your little ass shorts, that shit is weird.
And that's where my problem kick in at right there because y'all know i am super angel reese hov like i don't even speak on something if she's not in a proper light i won't even talk about good i could have used you last week yeah yeah but with all that being said one of her biggest critiques about everybody else is that she's being sexualized What do you expect to happen?

Not saying it's right or anything, but you don't see a lot of the other WNBA stars claim that they're being sexualized. You also don't see them the way she presents herself.
There is a correlation there. You can't argue about being hyper sexualized by society if you wear things that are basically like, wow, look at me in a sexual way.
I disagree. I think there is a correlation.
However, if I am 22 years old and I'm wearing short shorts, I shouldn't be shocked that there's memes about me. I shouldn't be shocked that there's 28-year-old men saying, yo, Angel Reeves, blah, blah, blah, blah.
That's all fair game because that's what you're signing up for. And there's nothing wrong with women being sexual and showing their bodies.
They have a right to do that without being mistreated. We're not talking about what you're saying.
I know you. I'm just establishing that so later on people don't say what about me I agree But A 50 plus year old man Doing some creepy shit Is not fair game Just cause I'm wearing Short shorts It ain't just the short shorts This ain't no one time thing I'm saying Or whatever That's my point No no she be outside And she wears shit That 22 year olds wear And she makes sure To show off My shit Yes Yes, but what I'm saying is if...
So people are going to comment on that. Not just that sort of 50-year-old man now is supposed to be blind? No, he's supposed to remember that he's a 52-year-old man.
But he did that by not sexualizing her and in turn giving her a grand business idea. And a few days later, I wish I knew the other young lady's name, the athlete girl.
She signed, when her sexy pictures went out a few days later, she announced a brand deal. The girl Jada.
This kind of reminds me of the... The Ethica deal.
Yes. I think her name is Jada.
This kind of reminds me of that. And she got a deal for the...
For Ethica. For the gym clothes.
So what would be the difference? Hey, it's the same thing we got on, I want to say that's Bill Maher's ass. Yeah, that's what I was just about to say.
We got on Bill Maher's ass for the Hawk Tua girl when he sounded like a creepy old man saying, you should start a podcast and transfer your audience and do something with your notoriety. Not even a month later, she took his advice.
Her numbers was... And she has one of the top performing podcasts in the country.
So... Nothing wrong with giving advice.
He sounded to people, including, I can't say what Angel thought, but I know how she responded. She responded like she was uncomfortable.
And the people watching, like Ice was saying, a lot of the women watching were like, oh, I know how that feels. I feel uncomfortable when that happens.
We got to take into consideration that what we're doing, regardless of our intentions, is making people uncomfortable. That has to matter.
It's like when somebody says some racist shit. It's like, I didn't mean it to be racist.
Yeah, but if we all felt like, yo, that was some racist shit, we might want to think about that. See, where I shoot Shaq some bell in this, though, the word uncomfortable has turned into like ****.
Yeah. Uncomfortable is a very, very overused.
I shoot Shaq bell because he kind of, all right, look, if you constantly going to be out here showing off, wearing the short shit, showing off, hey, dunk in it. Make some money off that shit.
Make some money off of it. Now, once she responded and showed that she was visually uncomfortable with that, I would have left it alone.
True. Right.
I agree with that. I would have left that alone.
I'm not mad at him saying that though it's like your dog

it's like when somebody tell you

if you're going to be out here

shaking your ass

and show

yo go get paid

monetize it

he probably looked at it as an OG

that even if you say you're uncomfortable

I'm just telling you what I'm telling you

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable

and you know why I'm mad at the internet

the internet react

without considering people's lineups

like Shaq Roster

don't say to me

that he got to be on air

trying to bag

or make Andrew Reese uncomfortable

I don't say to me that he got to be on air trying to bag or make Andrew Reese uncomfortable. I don't think he's trying.
I don't think he's trying. I think that's the point.
I'm agreeing with everything I say. But he should be able to recognize that and pivot.
That's all I'm saying. Sometimes, hold on.
Hold on. Hold on.
Wait, wait. Stop.
Sometimes the older niggas, when they're telling you something, they don't give a fuck how they make you feel. It's just from the area they come from.
And's a problem. That's a problem.
That's a problem. That's not the intent.
It's like, yo, chill. Ma, I'm trying to tell you something.
You should do this. Can you imagine this? I'm with him a little bit.
Good advice is good advice whether you're uncomfortable with it or not. That's not true.
But I have to ask you. First off, who are you to just volunteer this advice? I didn't need that.
It don't matter. You asked me.
Somebody that I... And that's her mentor.

And that is my answer.

I'm Shaquille O'Fucking Neal.

True, and if I'm looking at you like Lil' Sis, right?

Because I'm agreeing

with everything I said.

I think Shaq had great intentions.

But if I'm looking at you

like Lil' Sis,

no Lil' Sis

that wants to imagine

Big Bro looking at my ass

in the booty shorts.

Boom.

That's going to make me

feel uncomfortable.

There's no trust.

I think... Oh, man.
I hear what you're saying. Then stop calling me little sis.
And let me stop calling you big bro. Because if I'm giving you sound advice and you think I'm imagining you and your fucking booty shorts dunking the ball, then we're not having the same conversation.
And you know where else this gets tricky? She's Reebok. Signed to Reebok.
Shaq and AI are like VPs of Reebok. Legends, yeah.
So now basically... Give her a hug.
Yeah, but now you don't... You can't...
In today's society, you can't be sitting here making folks uncomfortable and they work for you damn near. You opening up yourself to some other shit now.
I mean, there's a legal piece to it. You're 100% right.
Everybody in society today, honestly, y'all are right, should have comfort. Yeah.
But it's also a way to do it. Joe, look at it like this.
Think about it like this. If Shaq were having that same conversation with one of Kobe's daughters, right? You think he would have said it that same way? He wouldn't have a conversation like that with Kobe's daughters.
And nor would he have said it the same way. Kobe's daughters are not podcasters.
And they're not out there posting. I'm saying in the same way.
And when the thing, they're sexualizing themselves like she's doing. No, I'm saying, I'm saying, my point was, under the same circumstances, there are people who he would have treated differently in that way.
In the same way that if one of my daughters was up here, none of y'all have been like yeah them little ass shorts y'all would have what you might have said to my daughter right i would imagine you would say you would say you would say you would say yo all y'all young girl all y'all kids out there dressing all crazy and stuff why don't you why don't you use that those same outfits to make some money right that's different than i saw you in them little ass shorts girl it's it's the energy it's not the advice that i'm criticizing that could also go to the way that could also speak to their level of comfort. True.
If I talk to you like that and we fly like that, I might say it that way. But a lot of times the problem is old men become predators in that way.
I'm not. A lot of OGs got their little sis and they little sis so they get little drinks and next thing you know they try and hit.
You know what I'm saying? A lot of times that happens. Or people pretend to be old heads until it's time to hit.
I'm not going to disagree with that, but I'm going to keep this in context. We don't know Shaquille O'Neal to have a history of that.
He don't. And this is Shaquille O'Neal we're talking about.
But that's my point. Also, all of that you said is speculative because we do not know that under the same exact pretenses, he would not give that advice to Kobe's daughter if all things were alike.
If Kobe's daughter was running around, rest in peace to Mamba. If Kobe's daughter is running around in a certain manner, presenting herself in a certain manner, and has a podcast to discuss all things culture and lifestyle related, then, yeah, hey, I might give that advice.
Hey, if I have your daughter on and she's doing all of those things, I could believe that I'm giving great advice to my man's daughter who I love. I think you would.
I just don't think you're saying it like that. I wouldn't be looking at it like I'm trying to do some creepy shit with Mark's daughter.
Even that even sounds creepy. Exactly.
But that's my point. It's not the advice.
It's the delivery. And at that moment, he didn't sound like big bro.
He sounded like just a regular nigga talking to a young girl. And that's the point.
I don't, let me be clear. I don't think Shaq had bad intentions.
See, if that's true, then never speak to him again. I don't think Shaq had bad intentions.
I think sometimes two things happen. One, you get too comfortable.
And two, sometimes we don't realize how old we are. We forget literally how old we are.
We've been hollering at 20-year-olds our whole life at 25, 30. And then when we get too old to holler at 20-year-olds or 25-year-olds, we still talk like we young and we not young.
We too old for that shit. Niggas still think they can dunk.
I agree with that. That's what I'm saying.
I don't think Shaq had a bad intention at all. I don't think so either.
Just pay attention and read the room. That's all I'm saying.
That's true. I think we can all agree on the read the room aspect of that room aspect of that.
For sure. If she's uncomfortable, then pivot.
Leave it alone. That's it.
There's no point in trying to rationalize your thinking in that moment. She's uncomfortable.
Pivot. That's your little sister.
You don't want to be uncomfortable. You can reword, too.
You know what I'm saying? My bad. Yeah.
Didn't mean it like that. Let me say it like this.
Yeah, yeah. That's all I'm saying.
Yeah. I agree.
Yeah. I don't have nothing.
No, I'm just saying. No, it's funny.
That nigga hit the nail on the head. You talking about this basketball shit.
We talking about this basketball shit. Niggas is old.
And we really do forget how old. Like, I'll see nowadays, this is funny.
Like, a lady might be 51, 52, guessing. Right? You'll just see an older lady.
You know she 50-something. Like, damn, she a good-looking older woman.
Nigga, you three years before? This means I was in high school to get right. No, you right there.
And we look good. So we don't look at ourselves like we them old niggas, dog.
We right there. We old as shit.
So let me ask you a question. What's the youngest age if we, I know we not single, right? But if we, but just in terms of age appropriateness for our age, if he was trying to holler, what's the cutoff? That's what I'm asking.
To fuck or to date? That's a great question. Either, either or.
Y'all want me to jump off the list first? There might be two numbers. You go first.
26. To be intimate with for me would probably be, if she real fine, 28.
27 might could get it done too. I wouldn't tell nobody.
I wouldn't tell nobody. To date, 36 and up for me.
36 and up for me. Really? For sure.
I don't have the time to listen to what the young budget teacher say. Yeah.
I don't. I still talk to someone.
It's a migraine. To date for me, I think a 34-year-old with her head on right, I would date them.
To pop?

She's 34 with a portfolio.

No.

She don't even gotta have no bread.

She just gotta have a,

you know what I mean?

Like be a well-grounded

woman.

To pop?

Late 20s,

FU5.

You get it.

You know what's funny?

Well, I don't want to deprive y'all of y'all chance to answer Park's playing with Apple Watch I don't have Apple Watch oh your Rolex oh yo you've been with an Apple Watch since I'm not in the gym yo you used to be Apple Watch gay I'm not in the gym no more I'd said Apple Watch. I'd like for you, Ice, and Flip to also answer before I move on.

To date, this is a real. Probably like a little dude cast.

It really is.

I'm supporting.

31.

To date.

To pop.

25.

How old are you?

How old are you?

I'm 41.

Okay.

Oh, 36, 40.

41 now. Flip is 37.
Yes, 26 for me to pop. Maybe 25.
Maybe 24. No, no, no, no.
They get annoying. At 37 to pop? They get annoying.
They get annoying, nigga. And to be in a relationship with, probably 31.
31, Yeah. My numbers would probably be around ICC.
25-ish to pop and probably 30-ish. Just being in a relationship.
You know the hill I'm dying on in my relationship these days? No, no, no. I'd say it's okay.
It's okay. We all get in trouble.
We have understanding. And this is a bold move but it's an old nigga move i'm dying on the hill of your dog i don't want to hear no more about women because with or without you i'm not running in the field to just be captain fuck everybody that's not where my goals are single that yeah just single it's not about you it's about me Mm-hmm.
That ain't what I'm trying to do. That ain.
It's not about you. It's about me.

That ain't what I'm trying to do.

That ain't what I'm focused on.

And it ain't nothing about that.

And this is another one that gets tricky.

I could spot the girl that physically, yeah, maybe I would do something with.

But I don't have the where it all or the energy to pursue that or deal with what comes

with after I fuck that girl it ain't about you yo it ain't about you I don't want to talk about girls no more I don't talk to me about girls when there's a real reason to talk to me about girls now granted I've given a real reason That's what the problem is coming to mind.

Don't go on my phone.

I'm just saying that's what the problem created. Don't go on my phone.
I'm just saying that's what the problem comes from. Be the piece that you want to see.
Be the piece that you want to see. That boy.
That's some toxic poetry. Toxic poetry.
Be the piece you want to see. I think it's also honest.
I don't believe that the men that the women say that they are looking for, if they have to deal with a 24-7 Hawkeye, I don't believe there's a man that you're going to not find something to anger you. If you have your man under constant exposure and scrutiny, you'll see that your man says hi to the male lady in the morning in a way different that you would like him to think if you're looking.
You'll see that. Hey, fucking...
You think that come with an insecurity attached? Yes. A little bit.
I think that, I think it could be some insecurity. I think every person's individual history has to play a part in that upbringing, parents, how you were raised, siblings, attention you received, whether you've had, whether you've not had.
I think a lot of variables come into play with how somebody handles a certain response. Bro, I dated a girl that got mad with the way I talked to waitresses.
Same. I just think all of that shit is immaturity.
I'm just ordering burgers. Yeah, but then they'll say to you, but then they'll say to you, there's a difference between insecurity, insecure, and territorial.
Is it? No, there isn't. It's the same.
Yeah, it's not true. There's a difference.
Sometimes it's insecurity insecurity sometimes it's us like I had a situation like you like I had a I had a girl this is my 20s where I was I mean I was she was like why are you staring at Alicia Keys so hard I was like she's fine we were watching the Grammys she was performing on TV nigga on TV oh no oh yeah I'm not arguing about nothing on TV. That was our last week together.
Yeah, that was it.

Because it was like, I can't do nothing about that.

They ain't got shit to do with me.

I have nothing to do with it.

See, that'd be my thing.

Like, a lot of times, that's insecurity. Nobody has anything to do with that.
And even to your point, when you're saying it's a whole bunch of stuff that they've endured or went through in their life, fam, if you're not willing to heal those things, I can't take on that. Right.
I just can't. That's easier said than done.
I can't. I cannot.
If you love somebody then you volunteer to be on their healing journey with them. So let me ask you this.
So you're responsible for how long that journey takes? Responsible? No. Responsible to stay? Responsible? No.
So now you're responsible to stay? Invested in? Yes. Responsible? No.
But you have a certain responsibility to say. Invested in, yes.
Responsible, no. You don't owe it to nobody.

Yeah, that's your choice.

But you have a certain responsibility

to invest in your,

you have decided to invest

in your partner.

So whatever your partner

is troubled with

or having a hard time

getting over,

that's a part of the journey now.

That's right.

All right, cool.

So you're right.

But you also have,

I'm serious.

A lot of us, but hold on, but wait, a lot of us are insecure, too. True.
Men are insecure. True.
When niggas start going through women's phones, that's insecurity on that nigga's part. Some of us can mask it more.
Some of us can mask it better. And some of us, you know, use little tricks and trays to cover it up.
But a lot of niggas is insecure as well.

It wasn't even a gender thing.

If you walk by your girl phone

or you walk by your phone, you may even look.

You're not hoping to see anything.

You may just be looking, but it

may cross your mind.

Sometimes it does. At this point,

I don't care what my girl has seen

in my phone. And trust me, she has seen everything

in the phone. Shit that I don't even know about.
You've seen enough to now know that I ain't fucking nobody. Right.
She might not like your interactions. She may not like what she's seeing in there.
But she could tell the type of time I'm on by looking at how the correspondence goes here. And that's what I'm saying.
Like, part of that shit is us. Some of it is people's insecurities and pain.
It's all true. And sometimes they know us better than we know ourselves.
Or sometimes we've given them reasons. That's what I mean.
Like you said, your girl's seen shit in your phone. She's seen it all.
So, yeah, she might say this nigga might still be up to it or something. So now I'm going to keep checking.
I think that's nuts. Some people do that, bro.
I'm not. Because they found something.
And you not going nowhere.

Right? So if you see me do

from A to Z

and you not going nowhere, then what

the fuck are we going to keep arguing over

me reciting the alphabets for?

If you know, no matter what you

find, you not going nowhere,

you basically setting us up for

turmoil and more drama and more trauma.

Well, my response to that is, yeah, that may be all well and good, but you're treating me like I won't go nowhere. You're playing with me now.
Me not going nowhere is my decision. The things that I choose to stay and leave for are different.
But what you're not going to do is wave that little bus ticket in my face. No, nobody's saying that.
And play with me in a way that I won't leave. It's not even doing that.
We don't know. That's not our decision to make.

But actually, I just told my girl, I said, yo, all the shit that you have caught me doing,

like, I want you to know, I made the decision as a man before I did it and said, nah, my

girl is not leaving me because I text such and such this.

Or because you saw me and such and such go bowling. Like, you kind of the same way they know us, we know them.
Right. I think we had that, we did have that important conversation.
I know what the leaveable offenses are for my partner. And that's where I align with some of what you're saying is if it's not on the leaveable offenses, then don't migraine me to death.
But I'm not going to try to remove her right to have a voice and be expressive. I want her to feel comfortable enough to be expressive with me.
That's not what they're saying. When the bartender's getting my dick hard and she's doing the bend over, lift my shit up in the air.
Like, come on. All right, go ahead.
Go ahead. All right, you got it.
I think sometimes... I think sometimes what's happening is like when police circle a block where they know people selling drugs, right? They're not going to lock nobody up, right? And they know you selling drugs.
But they like, just don't disrespect us. We just try to patrol the area to keep things limited.
True. It's cops that we know that'll be like, yo, dog, not tonight.
And that's kind of what's happening. And you say, pack it up and I'm going home.
And what you're describing sounds like that to me. Like, I'm not leaving you for this shit, she said.
But like, you know, like, just chill. Like, I'm seeing this shit.
The text, I'm seeing this. It's like managing this shit.
Because they're hoping. I'm not saying this right.
I'm saying they're hoping that they can limit our behaviors if we can, you know, if we know somebody's always watching. But what if it's the other way around? Right.
What if she was what if that was her response? You know, I know you ain't going to leave me because some nigga I'm cool with some nigga that saying that. Oh, you got a nice body.
I'm cool with some nigga that like to come around me. I'm cool with an employee that I go out with to lunch.
Like, what if it was the other way around? It's girls that do that. I know, I'm just saying, I'm not accepting that.
The shit I do, listen, hey, hypocrite here. Stop.
Hypocrisy. The shit I do, play around, my wife can't do it.
Are you serious? At all. I'm not accepting it.
He did ass. He said that all the time.
At all. I'm not with it.
Me, Trevor Robinson Jr., I stand on this hill alone. I'm not with it.
I believe in double standards, and I believe to be a self-proclaimed hypocrite. I don't like it.
I feel different. Her tolerance level is better than mine, and that's why I respect her.
Master manipulator. Yo, he said you're a master manipulator and a narcissist.
You can't say that, stupid. That's what it is.
He said it all the time. But you can't say that part.
Her tolerance is so much better than mine. That's true, though.
Listen, she would see something. Niggas girls be strong.
Yo, listen. Yo, we can't take half the shit we don't put our girls through.
She would see something and hold it down for mad long. But we don't pick a girl that's going to put us through what we put them through.
But listen, Joe do shit. Hold on, Mark.
Chill out. You chill out, brother.
She's not even here today. Damn, work.
Mark, you don't do shit? No, honest to God. I asked him the same thing privately.
This is what I tell you. I see through that political shit.
I know the political way to do the versus shit that I be doing. So if we go have a real talk.
This is the real talk, real talk, real talk. He's the wizard master with the words.
All right. I don't.
You be showing your intelligence sometimes to bitches that don't need to see it. Facts.
Yes, you do. And you know what it do.
Facts. And you know what the effect that it has.
Facts. That's a fact.

You smart niggas are getting it off.

Come on, dog.

And on top of that, you teaching your son to speak Spanish first, nigga.

As an English nigga.

We know all those tricks.

As an English nigga.

As a nigga that speak English, you speak in Spanish.

I watched you.

Let me ask you this.

Can you be held responsible for the things that you just casually and normally doing and how somebody's affected by it?

Yeah.

Huh?

Unfortunately, yeah.

Fuck God.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Fuck God.

My answer's yes.

My answer's yes.

That's my answer, too.

That's all I'm saying.

So you dumbed down around pretty chicks?

Me?

Me?

Yeah, you nigga.

I don't see pretty women.

I don't see.

You don't look at it.

This thing is...

I'm joking.

I'm joking.

I ain't gonna make a flip.

I'm just trying to try. I'm'm just trying to try I'm with you I'm with you yeah but you you you crock a shit oh she reverts it on air tell me how tell me how he been waiting to get that no no he like that basketball shit yeah he's still mad about that shit but I'm only about in this conversation, and I'm getting that from the way he presented that question.

Uh-huh.

I agree with Mark here.

Not on the I don't see pretty women.

Damn, I'm joking.

What the fuck is he talking about?

But, yes, I present myself around pretty women

in a way that is not so desirable,

and I turn off my bag.

Yes. That's what I'm saying.
You maybe don't turn your bag off. And I think that you are responsible for what comes your way when you don't turn your bag off.
His shit on autopilot. He can't turn the shit off.
You have to turn it off sometimes. You got to turn it off.
You have to turn it off sometimes. He walk in the room slow.
When I went to fucking Girls Love R&B, I ain't say a word to nobody. What'd that matter? It was to your question that you asked Mark.
It doesn't matter. Because the way somebody walks in a room, the way they present themselves, their aura speaks before they ever open their fucking mouth.
And the fact that you are, nigga, you talking to me right now. Please.
Me. Please continue.
I'm going to get another t-shirt and say, this is me on it, Joe. I don't think much of you talk.
Sam, when you walk in a room, when you walk in a room, the fact that you go over there to the corner and you don't say nothing to nobody, that shit is saying something. He's mysterious.
That's all part of your back. What the fuck are you talking to me, yo? He's right about that.
That's all part of Joe's back. It could be 70 dimes over there.
The fact that you walk in and you ignore the 70 dimes when all the other sharks is over there in their face, that speaks. No, but there's another step, right? Now, after you do that mysterious shit, they walk over to talk to you.
Thank you, Mark. And then you double down or you press up on it.
You double down and do what? Thank you, Mark. You double down and do what? Thank you, Mark.
What do you double down and do? When they walk over and talk to you, you don't engage. Mad dry.
That's me too. Mad short.
Mad I don't want to talk. Mad I'm not exchanging a phone number.
No, I'm not DM. When you send a DM, oh my God, it was so great meeting you.
I'm leaving it on breath. Yes, exactly.
Let me tell you what the therapist told me when me and Shorty went to the golf therapy. No, he's moving the goalposts.
No, I'm not. Yes, you are.
I hate when you do that. You always say that when you get your ass beat.
I'm winning this. I don't see it.
I do. Why do you think I'm moving the goalposts? Fam, because nobody said nothing about when they engaged in you in conversation.
You said- Mark did. No, you- Mark continued your scenario.
You are naming- Hold on, let me talk. You are naming things that we carry with us.
So, yes, you are right, to the therapist's point. He said he dumbed his down.
You said you dumbed down how you walk in a room. you don't go over there and you don't speak to no girls and I we advanced it with you skip that we are advancing it with you yes we come in like that your point is they see that and it's still attractive okay cool and the next steps to that are borders closed right we carry it different we saying our borders.
Mine is closed from the rip. Keep going.
Mine too. Dog, if I engage with somebody, that's out of politeness and kindness.
That don't mean I'm trying to fuck you. I'm being polite.
Me and Mark are saying that we not so kind. Right.
It depends on how you engage too, Ish. Me and Mark are saying we not so kind.
That could be bag. What? It's the whole, I'm engaging because I'm polite and kind.
You like to talk.

I do.

You get to having a conversation with her.

Hold on.

Let him talk.

Let Freeze talk now.

You get to having

a conversation with her.

Yeah, you start exchanging

your favorite author.

Y'all niggas is podcasting

right now.

Nigga, we all know

if we want to fuck something,

they fucked.

What y'all talking about?

I'm tired of y'all

sitting up here

acting like y'all niggas

is the fucking Boy Scouts. Nigga, when I meet a girl, if she engages with me and I want to fuck her, she's fucked.
Ish. Yeah, but you choose not to.
Exactly. Ish.
The point is, it's up to us to not want to fuck them. Ish.
If the girl want to fuck you, Joe, it's nothing you can do to calm that down. Yeah, but you don't have to engage.
You ain't got to engage. You ain't got to.
That's what I'm saying. Flip, let me give it to him.
Because we kind of are are saying the same thing the same way that you say. And I've said to my girl plenty of times.
Hey, my stop talking about me about this. You know, if I want to fuck, she's the flip side of that coin is when you don't want to fuck.
That's abundantly clear as well. True.
Me and Mark are on that side of the coin. No matter how attractive our walk in was to shortyy i'm sure it was a million chicks in that girl's love karaoke shit that would have loved to fucking go home guess what i'm sitting here like this i'm drinking my drink i'm walking out i'm going home to bed i came here and told a story about a girl you go in and get the i came in here told the story about a girl that was literally damn near sitting in my lap in the spot and she was pretty.
Nigga, I ain't pop. I don't want to pop you.
She was also annoying. So now what is your profile when the girl is not so annoying, not so unattractive, all the way in your lane, business up, network up? Are you pulling out your, hey, I'm attractive bag? My answer is yes.
Versus what I do, which is, bitch, get the fuck away from me no matter how much I might want to do something to you. That's the side me and Mark on.
Bro, I'm not being rude to nobody, period. Oh, see, I am.
That's one. And number two, you talking to me.
Yo, one, you not rude to everybody. That's a lie.
And then number two. And it's not really rude, it's more cold.
And not just that. Sometimes the rudeness to the real baddie the real baddie.
You don't keep trying to use my argument. No I'm not.
No no no. Sometimes the rudeness to the real baddie is eternal.
It is. That's why you walk out the door and if you get that DM later you don't answer it.
Yeah. You know what I'm saying.
Yeah. And that's how I move now.
Yo Ian Dunlap just came here two weeks weeks ago and said, yo, I said to Miles, I don't know. I said to Joe, I don't know how you do it.
He said, yo, we went out. We went to Bergola.
We sat at the bar. It happened.
And you, man, that was impressive. I don't know how you do it.
That takes discipline. That takes a certain type of backbone.
Yo. I see them ignore.
I see them ignore, yo, niggas that have been out with me know how I move. I see them, I have to.
I forgot about that shit at the ball when they was looking, I'm like, yo, Joe, and he was like, he looked straight. I seen him do that.
Niggas that go out with me like for real, you know I don't play them games. I see that.
You're right, you're right about that. I got it.
If I'm willing to play the game, for me that means I'm willing to have to fight with my girl about you. And I ain't.
And I ain't a lot of y'all. And yo, listen, but at the same time, like I said earlier, our women have better tolerance level than us.
I need y'all to hear this because my wife would see something and hold it down and play it cool for mad weeks and bring it up out of nowhere. That's tolerance.
That's patience.

Not me.

I see some, yo, what the fuck?

Bigger, the whole house.

Everybody cutting downstairs.

JR, Nico, Princess, let's go.

Family meeting.

I can't, so that's what I'm saying.

And also, when I realize that her tolerance level is strong,

it makes me think about myself.

Like, damn, I got to do a little better

or I don't want to present this

because I know that if she did this,

I wouldn't like it. That's all I was saying.
That's a present. That's all I would say.
I agree with that. That's a revelation.
That's me. Right.
But at the same... But that means not being a hypocrite, right? We can just do better.
But I am a hypocrite because I still feel like... I still feel like...
Listen, I'm loyal... No, no, no, no.
I'm loyal to the... Hold on, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, Corey. I'm loyal to the cause.
I'm loyal to the content. I'm going to do whatever it is to make it entertaining.

You and I are not in the same field.

But at the same time, we can't help.

I can't.

Hmm.

I don't want to say this because I got in trouble for this.

Bitch.

Who?

My wife?

You, nigga.

Never her.

No, no, no.

Always you.

You always.

Never her.

I can't because I'm kind of responsible, but I can't be held responsible for her feelings. But I am, but I'm not.
Whatever she feels internally, I am, but I'm not. That's what I'm saying.
No, you are. You can make choices everywhere.
Because you have to be one with yourself to understand that, you know, I know what this is, and I know what he's doing. I know if, like, you see this, it's coming.
He's coming home every night and things are coming. I'm not sleeping over.
I'm not doing anything. I'm not having sex with anybody else.
So you have to understand that whatever I do and if you do hear something outside or on this podcast, it's pure performative. I put myself out there.
Yeah, see, I'm not even gonna do that. It's for performance.
See, I don't do that. I've been having.
I don't even do that. I've had a lot of these.
Well, he subscribed to... Yeah, yeah, I subscribed to that.
But then, but listen, listen. I got clear instructions.
Initially... Hold on, listen.
Because I'm fine. Do not embarrass me, motherfucker.
Hey, yo, freeze. Listen.
Initially, initially... And you know.
Initially, she was fine with it, but then when you come on a big broadcast, now people, initially she's like, all right. It wasn't getting back to her.

Yeah, she's like, yo, I hear about it.

I hear you arguing about it.

You ain't doing this.

Cool, I believe you because you was home this time.

Now it's a bigger broadcast.

Yo, your husband said this.

She said to me the other day, you think because I don't watch the show,

I don't hear what's going on and on Patreon?

I laughed.

But it came out of nowhere, nigga.

I think I said so like weeks ago.

But my argument was I'm loyal to the cause. See, I'll say this in closing because we need to move on.
And I feel all of that. Our wives and girls have more tolerance for shit than we do.
I feel that and understand that point. In mine, I argue the exact opposite.
In mine, I argue I'm pretty tolerable with a lot of shit. I'm not gonna hold you.
I have unconventional, non-traditional views. So when she says, hey would you like it if I did such and such as such as such as such.
It's not a valid argument for you. I say,

she says,

no, you wouldn't.

No, you wouldn't like that.

You would do X, Y, Z.

I say,

how do you know that?

Have you ever come to me and said

or presented

some of the things

that I've presented you with?

She says, no.

I said,

then don't tell me

what I'm okay with

and what I'm not okay with

until you try me.

And she said,

well, I don't want to do

those things that you want to do. All right.
Then let's keep the conversation where it is. This nigga's good.
This nigga's good. You're right.
You're good. I've dated strippers.
I've dated bartenders. I've dated the OnlyFans.
I've dated girls that had husbands. I've dated girls that had families.
I've dated women that have lied to me for years. I've dated girls that left me and cheated with a nigga with more money.
Cheated with a nigga with a bigger dick. Cheated over here.
I've dated with girls that was into unconventional things. You know what I mean? So, I mean, I'm experienced enough to where you're not about to present me with something that's out of my wheelhouse.
And I'd like us to both feel comfortable coming to say whatever we into now. I'm with updating our relationship rules.
Just because you was who you was when we met don't mean that that's who you are today. So let's hit update.
Let's hit the update button. But y'all just gotta have that conversation.
Yeah. Because some niggas update on their end and that's foul.
I forget to push reset on yeah, yeah. And I'm not with that.
I'm not with that. I'm not with that.
Baby, if you listen, I love you. I know you're listening.
Music. Let's do it.
Yeah, let's do it, man. Let's get to some music, man.
Happy to have Big Freeze back for the music. I'm happy to be back.
Yes, sir. And I'm happy to be back.
And, hey, something good dropped. It did.
You good over there? Algae. Oh, yeah.
Season changed. It's that season again, man.
How do you do it? That'll do it. What shit? I'm sorry.
What is it that black people like? Pollen. What's this called? Pollen.
It's the pollen. I don't know what pollen is.
This nigga stupid. I don't know what pollen is.
Pollen, you know, in the air. Oh, man.
But yeah, Tyler dropped this new album, Chromacopia. On Monday, which I love.
I loved it. Absolutely loved dropping on Monday.
I loved it. Yeah, nice to wake up on a good Monday morning, have some new tunes.
Did y'all get a chance to listen to it? I have. No.
A couple times. Yeah, I've listened quite a few times.
I have. I love this album.
One time. Just once.
Whole thing? Yeah, so I don't want to be full breakdown. I just want to make sure you heard the whole album.
Man, I've heard it once. Okay.
I like some of it. I love some of it.
I don't like some of it. Overall, I think it's a really good project.
Yeah, overall, this is a great project for me. It starts off...
I like the production. I saw a lot of people complaining about the production but for me this felt like tyler stepping out of the usual beats that he usually rap on and i feel go ahead i appreciate that i feel like it was kind of a throwback at the beginning like he got in his like punk odd future kind of bag with the distorted bass and aggressive kind of sound.
Then he got into his more Igor-esque bag with the alternative R&B, Pharelli, Spacey shit later, which I loved. I enjoyed the shit.
Tag me in when you're ready to kill the production. I ain't killing the production.
I like the production. There's a couple.
I'll wait for I don't know. There's a couple that, I'll wait for y'all to finish it.
Yeah, there's a couple that I was like, eh. But overall, I'm just speaking overall as a project, end to end, Paul's.
Yeah, I was pleased with the production. I liked, this felt like Tyler trying to step out.
Yes, I agree with that. Even though, he's a, I mean, he's a star.
Uh-huh. So, it felt like a more commercial step out.
Yes, I agree. Even though he's a star.
Uh-huh. So it felt like a more commercial step out.
Really? Yeah, even the Sexy Red Glorilla Wayne record, it doesn't feel like typical Tyler. I feel like it feels like Odd Future Tyler a little bit.
A little chaotic, a little punk kind of. I'm just talking about going out, collabing with these people on these, this type of a song.
Gotcha. This is not, it felt like a commercial, commercial show.
It felt like Tyler trying to be Khaled. It felt to me like Tyler complaining about everything that he won on the him versus Khaled argument to me.
The album or just that song? No. There's no other.
The album. The album.
It sounded like him, Pharrell, and Jared Carmichael had a mushroom party. That's what the production sounded like.
I love the production. For him, I understand the storytelling.
It did sound like he was maturing. And I don't have nothing negative to say.
I love who Tyler is as a person. I feel like he's becoming the odd future version of me somehow.
And just some of his takes and his stance on hip hop so i love that and i feel like he's already served me with uh what's the album kicker free drama drama album uh igor some of the older i like i like my tyler hard pause like i like hard rapping hip-hop influenced me tyler once he started getting into his Jaden Smith production bag, count me out. See, I appreciated it.
I'm just the opposite. I heard those records and I was like, oh shit, this is something...
Again, I'm not... Super, super, super versed in Tyler.
I don't know all of the projects or anything. But I just appreciated it was something different than the same

type of

like you said, the distorted

beat. It wasn't that.

He tried something different and he made

great concept records.

And that's what I was going to say. For me, it sounds like

and I only listened to it once. It sounds like

it's an album I will go back to when I

want to vibe. It's not an album I will go back

to when I want to listen to hip-hop. For sure.
They got some of that on there for me though Pretty good A couple It's like two or three I really love the Hey Jane I Killed You Judge Judy segment That run was my favorite run Yeah That conceptual journey Debating abortion with his self Yeah As the girl was incredible to me That beat on I Kill, I don't know how you're going to like this beat.

It was like a four-song story in there somewhere.

Darling, I.

This sound like a drum beat that you would be into.

I gotta work, I gotta eat, if they see you on top of me, I gotta leave, bitch, I killed you.

Your natural state is threatening me to the point that I point at myself and self-esteem. What you mean? This was one of the joints that I heard this already.

What you mean? This was one of the joints that I heard before the album came out. Okay.
I think this was like in that teaser or something. Yeah.
So that was, I loved that joint. I came over here and said it.
I loved that. But the rest of the album, I feel like that was some trick marketing that he did.
The rest of the, I'm not, miss me with the Pharrell,

with all of the album, I feel like that was some trick marketing that he did. The rest of the album, I'm not, miss me with the Pharrell, with all of the happy Pharrell shit.
I'm cool. I'm cool on that production.
I enjoyed this shit. I was sitting there with the ugly face with some of this shit like, God damn, you ugly anyway.
Hey, somebody like it. Hey, a few people, right? No.
Not that I know.

Good answer.

Good answer, sir.

He smoked that.

Tripped me up.

But yeah, overall, I'm very pleased with the Tyler album.

Me too.

Very, very pleased.

There might be three, four songs on here out of 14 that I'm cool on hearing.

And that's a percentage I'll live with any day.

For sure.

For sure.

I like the Childish Gambino guest vocals and the Daniel Caesar guest vocals. I like all that shit.
Yeah. In unpopular opinion, some of these niggas could list the features.
Oh, I completely agree. I hate the lack of crediting.
Yeah. I hate the lack of crediting.
Like Travis Scott, for me, is probably the only one that could not list him. I don't ever want to see no credits.
Never. Never.
I want to know who's... What am I hearing? I want to know.
Yeah, who's on this thing? Don't surprise me. You got to have me guessing whose voice this is.
Especially as I get older and I don't know everybody's voice the same way like I used to. I need names.
But shout out to Tyler. Congratulations.
See, he's doing numbers. He's doing great.
He has a cult like fan base. Yeah, he does.
They're going to support. What level of superstardom does Tyler fall in in hip-hop terms? Where do you put him? There was a gentleman from Billboard a few weeks ago to say that the New Age big three, if you're not counting the big three, was Travis, Future, and future and the yeet dude maybe I'd have to find it to say who it was but he was being creative and figuring out who or maybe he said Uzi Travis and the yeet dude I think you could put Tyler in the Uzi Travis that realm that realm I think he's a or a minus I guess he's he star.
He's a star. Everyone knows his face.
Everyone knows his voice. He sells records.
He gets critical acclaim. He's all the things.
But he's a tier below. He's not Drake or Kendrick Lamar.
Right. Is he the other one? Is he future? Different bag.
Future's a little bit more pop. Is he Travis? Is he the other one? Cole? Yeah.
Is he Cole? Is he Uzi? He's Uzi for sure. Uzi.
He's Uzi for sure. Although I think Uzi does sell more typically first week vibes.
I could be wrong about that. He's Cole.
Correct me if I'm wrong. I've said that before and I got killed for it.
He's who, I wasn't even going to come do this, but y'all mentioned it. He's who people say Cole is to me.
I think they're very different. I'm just talking, especially before when Cole was doing all his own production and all of this, it was, oh, this with no features.
Tyler has done that. Like it's been, the things that we give Cole the credit for.
Tyler has done literally all of those at the same or maybe if not a notch higher level. I think he's a better producer than Cole.
He can't rap better than Cole. He can't rap better than Cole.
He can't remotely rap better than Cole. Not in the same planet, but he makes better music.
He makes more interesting records, too. I think Tyler would be offended at us saying that.
They can't rap better than Cole? I agree with it. I agree with it.
But I do think it would be offensive to him. Maybe.
I don't think he feels like that at all. He might not, but it's hard to say, just given the output that Cole has done, just the feature run alone, he showed at every avenue that I can rap and do anything and still be good at it.
I give Tyler points that I can't give Cole though.

What?

Originality. Star Crew.

Star Crew.

Yeah. All of them.

As an exact A&R, he's up there.

He's got Frank Ocean in his...

That's already a W.

Yeah, I give him Star Crew.

I also give Tyler...

I saw the shift in how rap videos were directed

when he hit the scene.

For sure.

That was a Yonkers video.

2010, 2011, whatever that was,

the nasty shit with the road shit.

Yeah, Yonkers.

Yeah, Yonkers.

Yeah, once that video hit, videos changed.

Yeah.

I can't give that one to Cole. And even the videos from this were incredible.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't give that one to Cole.
Those are the two I'll say wholeheartedly. I think pure rapping, Cole has a good thing.
Yeah, that was my whole thing. Discography, album for album.
I think Tyler has a better discography. And I give Tyler more heart than Cole.
I feel like Cole agrees with a lot of the Tyler takes but Tyler says it Cole won't for sure that's real all of this sounds unfair to Cole because we should be talking about the Tyler project I don't know how we got to Cole but I give those three to Tyler and the sliders over Cole I do Cole gonna have to do something to fix that slider. I know Cole fans don't want to hear that, but it's something that him and his think tank should be at least.
Or they just don't care about that slider. If I just keep these other ones up over here.
I know. And I ain't got to work on my rebounding game.
I spoke to Jid in the heart of the beef. Did you speak to Cole? Niggas care.
I hear you. Niggas care.
Rappers care. I'm a rapper, so I know rappers care.
I hear you. Rappers care.
You can tell us they don't care. Okay.
They care. They care.
It's okay to say it. I know with black men, it's a thing.
I don't give a fuck. Aging is identifying the things that you do give a fuck about.
I care about that. What you just said.
So Cole and Agent could be like, I really don't give a fuck what they think about this. Just this part right here.
Long as I take care of everything else, if that's my knock, I could live with that. If you were right, his last record don't sound like that.
What last record? The one where he just came out. The Instagram record.
Yeah, that one. If you were correct, that record don't sound like that.
That record sound like I'm talking to somebody. I care what he thinks.
I want him to know our relationship is cool. I'm not trying to sit here and give a fuck.
I'm not going to let the fans trick me into this because they all say, the fickle ass fans out here yelling, you don't have no heart, you don't have no heart, you need to do X, Y, and Z. Yeah, but that's where people...
Fuck back. That's what I'm saying.
But that's where... I want to stay right there.

That's where people sleep on the power of the fans

because if the fans

could change dude's brain

that you care about,

then you care.

Then you care about

the fan participation

in whatever y'all have going on.

Maybe the fans thinking

can't change you.

But like me,

hey, I don't give a fuck

what no fan say.

The second that a fan

says something

that affects one of y'all, I'm care now. I'm in.
It's no different. I don't think Tyler gives a fuck about what anybody thinks.
He don't. And that's one of his strengths.
Yeah. He's been that from day one.
Or we can just say it's depending on how you want to look at it. I agree.
Because I think that he's not really trying to appeal to, he's doing what he feels like. Yeah.
He didn't care about what them HBO producers said when he was like, stand there and let this nigga kick it to you. He farted.
That's how he responded. I think I ordered some shrimp and broccoli, man.
Ripped ass and walked out of the room. And farted and bounced.
That was the smoothest way to dub some gay dick coming your way. Hey, yo, let me get a shrimp and broccoli, $2 extra shrimp.
Take a whiff of this. And some tartar sauce.

Yo, y'all gonna be racist.

Oh, my God.

How can niggas not like Chinese food?

I don't understand it.

Yeah, good, good.

Good shrimp and broccoli.

I know Ubi's the other day just appreciating all the different cultures.

I ordered some Thai shit.

Nice.

I ordered some Chinese food. Some motherfucking, what's the other shit just appreciating all the different cultures.
I ordered some Thai shit. Nice.
I ordered some Chinese

food. Some motherfucking

what the other shit I'd be ordering.

Oh man. Thank God for the other cultures.

It's just food. For sure.

Big facts. Like a fat ass.

I was about to say that's some real fat man shit.

Yeah but I took my Pepsi and my

blood

blood pressure pills and my cholesterol pills.

I gotta take pills now like you.

You still using your little birth control

pill packet thing that you pills now like you.

You still using

your little birth control

pill packet thing

that you carry around

the Monday through Friday

in case your old ass

forget when you got

to take your pills?

What's today?

What's today?

Was you here?

It's got the birth control

packet pills

that his daily pills

is in,

but he left it here

so he wasn't taking it

to take his pills.

I got two of them.

I got one of them.

Ain't nothing but sea moss anyway. For't taking it.
I got two of them. I got one of them.
It ain't nothing but

sea moss anyway.

Black seed oil.

Weapon pills.

Little tote.

Garlic pills.

Did anything else

happen to music

that needs our attention?

I want to say

Salute to Styler again,

but we didn't close it.

I love the Monday drop.

I love everything

about this project.

And a surprise drop

for me,

the Eastsiders,

which is a Trey D and Goldie Lope. That album's tough.
Or EP, I guess. EP.
It's good? Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, that's what's up. Check it out.
It's their first project since 2001, I want to say. Wow.
That's what's up, man. I like, Snoop, I see what you're doing over there with Def Ro.
I see it. Yep.
And I'm not mad at it at all. We done got a Dog Pound album.
We got an East Siders album. Put my people on.
Him and Dre got the Missionary album coming. Pause, if applicable.
It's a lot of old heads putting out good music. And for a while, when an old head put out that record, it was going to be trash.
Now I actually think it's 50-50. Because we old heads.
And that might just be what it is that's why that might be what it is cause the kids are gonna call this shit trash I want some old head music right you know what I'm saying like I hated the era when all our favorite artists stopped stop making music yeah they just gotta update like for me it's like the balance though between still sounding like the people we wanted to hear but making new music like new types of music I give you an example like Rak. Rakim made a seven album, was it like an EP or something, maybe like what, six months ago? Yeah, yeah.
That was him showcasing himself more as a producer. But it didn't sound like 2024 production.
If you showcase yourself as a producer, then the production shouldn't sound like it could have been on the 18th letter. It like um the sub genre of kind of underground rap in 2024 it didn't sound fresh i guess it just didn't sound fresh to me and the raps to me felt still i had less an issue with the production and more with the raps okay but then when i when i see like common in in um p rock yeah or obviously nasa doing something all the time yeah killer mike's still putting out music.
He's a little bit younger than him. You know what I mean? I'm excited by all these young guys making really, really good music.
Pete Rock, you still owe me an apology, nigga. I ain't forget.
That's it? For what? Some shit he said. Got it.
Okay. Also, a friend of the show.pin Lloyd Banks announced his new project Halloween Havoc Fall is coming out I'm ready for that I love a good seasonal album let's go and I'm here to tell y'all it's in my phone it's in my phone it's in my phone it's hard my nigga sent me a text early in the morning I loved loved it, Lloyd Banks.
I love the old niggas that wake up early in the morning now. You get a text from Wale or something at 7 a.m.
These rappers' heads be fucked up, Pax. Yeah, Banks sent me some shit.
I'm very excited about it. I love a good series.
And I love some old nigga rap for me, like from people that appreciate rap. So it's joints on it.

I can't play none yet, but it's joints on it.

I got one I want to play bad.

Same.

Bad, but I respect them.

Now, you mentioned the old hair rap niggas texting early.

These niggas texting about video games at 7 in the morning.

They won't text me.

Yo, what's up with the only one?

Jump on 2K? No, nigga.. They won't text me.
Yo, what's up with Dio? You want to jump on 2K?

No, nigga.

I have girls that like me.

I know. I'm offending

the gamers. Yeah, yeah.

Don't offend us.

Some of us jump on the 2K.

At 7 in the morning? No, well, not

7 in the morning. A little later on in the day.

I think there should be a study to show that the

gamer dudes don't get like a whole lot. Fuck.
Today? Yeah. Oh, okay.
I would just like a study to show that's on. I get you.
When do you have the time? There are women in gamers too now. Some fire ones.
Now there are some fire games. Get clear what you're talking about.
There is. Fire ones.
Shout out to the nerdy girls. You ever try to fuck one of them? I did it.
A good one, too, in DC. She was good.
My girl, listen. I'm joking, because I argued that I wasn't trying to fuck that girl.
Why the fuck would you say it? Because just for an argument's sake here, have you ever had dialogue with one of the gamer girls that was like away from gaming?

Yeah.

I was in there confiding

in the gamer bitch.

I said, yeah, man,

my dad just had surgery.

Had cancer.

And they worked.

They had to get the shit out.

Your little trauma bond

ain't working.

You don't work on the head, big dog.

Gotta get a different bag.

Yo, your trauma bond

ain't working.

I've been talking about anime.

Right.

They mined somewhere else, nigga. Well, one.
Ego man, look, ego man. Trauma bond is not my bag anymore, you guys.
Hit the update on our relationship. And please stop talking about 2010 Joe Budden.
One. And two.
Don't you know this bitch had me on the fucking gamer forum telling my dad's health business. Bitch had the headphones on.
Little nerdy geek nigga starts on. Your dad about to die.
Oh, shit. She was on the shit.
She had the gamer headphones on. What? And I'm on the line.
Yeah, man. My dad, man.
His health. Yada, yada, yada.
Holy shit. She did it on purpose.
That's one of them things where when your girl find out about it, boy, did she have a blast

with that one.

You're a dumbass.

You bitch-ass.

Thirsty-ass nigga.

You don't even know who you talking to, you thirsty, thirst-bucket-ass nigga.

Yeah.

That shit do something to my soul when she call me thirsty and have a point.

Like, I was thirsty. That was crazy on the game reform.
I ain't spoke to that girl soon. She was fired up.
You know exactly who it is, right? Exactly. You still follow her.
He might. No, I know who I'm talking to.
Probably. I don't know what that Portuguese woman thinking.
I know who I'm talking to. She know who I am, nigga.
Yo, do y'all partners know who y'all are? My girl knows who I am. I hate to partner us out.
My girl knows who I am. Like, for real.
The real you, she knows. The real you, she knows.
Y'all. Seriously, not lying because we partner.
No, no, no. Do y'all.
Do y'all like that? Yes. I like it.
Yeah.

Necessary.

It's necessary.

I love it.

To be totally honest,

to have good... I don't like it.

To have good...

Yeah, yeah.

Hey, flip, fuck these niggas.

I don't like it.

Hey, flip, fuck these niggas.

Talk about it.

I hate that shit.

I hate that shit.

I hate that shit.

I don't really hate that shit.

That shit makes it easier.

No.

Shit.

Depends.

Not really.

I don't like it, no.

Nigga.

You niggas is just content with what's, you know, and comfortable with how life is going, which is great. But you've been in a relationship for mad long.
Yes. You've been in a relationship in the high school.
Since I was young, so that means that in life I'm growing. I grow every day.
So, like, when somebody, if when you, with new money, with new lifestyle, you grow. So, hypothetically.
When somebody knows the core of you, they could, I don't want nobody to just read through all my bullshit. I don't.
I want to get some bullshit off. I'm going to say this, right? God forbid you and your wife ever break up.
We're not putting that out in the universe. But if you met somebody new, you would be a whole different person than how you enter into that relationship.
Like you might be way more open. You might be way more, because again, now you're an adult.
So the stuff that your wife had to get used to. Right.
Listen, let me just say this. It feels good to know that somebody is there with you or was there with you when you had nothing.
Nothing. So we can't, I'm not saying that.
But when you, not but, period. When you grow, when you grow, and there's somebody that can remind you of your humble beginnings or where you came from, sometimes I don't want to hear that shit.
But sometimes we need to hear that shit. But nigga, need and want is two different things.
I need to hear it, but I don't want to hear it. He tells you all the time.

I don't want to need and want.

You're right.

We need to hear it to keep us level-headed and keep us humbled.

I don't want to hear that shit.

And she be right.

She don't be wrong.

Yo, nigga.

Hey, yo.

You had nothing, nigga.

I was dead.

Ain't on top of it.

Don't forget this.

She got the precise dick.

I had to go research.

Oh, damn.

She's correct.

I don't want to hear that shit.

I'm up, nigga.

My life is good.

I don't want to hear that old school shit where we was laying on couches on the floor, nigga. Who the fuck would hear that? But it's true.
Y'all niggas be frightened. Hold on, Joe.
Give me a second. Love is somebody and somebody loves you.
That's a good record. Yeah, you're right.
Nah. You played the right record.
I feel like a match of what was going on. But that's what I'm talking about, bro.
That's it. You know what it is? I get it.
It's uncomfortable when they call you in your shit. And believe me, I had my shit too.
Just not in this relationship. Nigga, you play, because you play your cards right.
I watch you. What was some of your shit? I just, you play your cards right.
You play your cards right. This is what I, you let her lead, you let her run every day.
Oh, hey, go ahead. I don't let her run every day.
Whoa. You say this for two, you met my wife for two minutes.
Nigga, I didn't watch your moves.

What was my moves?

Hey, yo, move that fridge out.

Hey, yo, homeboy,

move that fridge out my office, please.

I should've made my wife move the fridge.

I should've made my wife move the fridge.

Now you throwing man shit.

No, but she, because you remember.

Hey, yo, homeboy,

wear that mask when y'all walking in here.

Ain't on top of that.

Don't talk too loud.

All right, yeah, all right.

Yeah, I didn't make her lift the refrigerator

and I didn't give her COVID. Yeah, that's...
Like, hey, what you not call with? Like, Joe Adams. So, I'm 45.
My 20s and 30s was filled with reckless shit. Whoredom.
Yeah, like spending 10,000 in the strip clubs. Like, educated whoredom.
I'm not educated. I was probably the same place as y'all was with the same people.

Oh, so you think we're stupid?

That's fucked up.

That was fucked up.

I wasn't educated. That was with y'all.

No, I'm just saying, I wasn't at the

book club and shit. You know what I'm saying?

But as I got older, I just didn't want

to do that anymore. So in this relationship,

it's not that I had to become somebody new for

my wife. And we've known each other for a long time.
And she watched me grow and we grew together in certain ways. So she knows me front to back.
But I also am different in this situation. That's what experience, right? Yeah, and I'm tired.
I was tired of this shit. But when I stopped doing all the wild shit, I didn't need somebody to make me have to do the wild shit.
If my wife got my password and code and all that shit. I could imagine.
Yeah, but I ain't got no shame in that because there's nothing in here that I ain't got shit to worry about. And there's something that feels good about not having shit to worry about.
Hey, yo, I'm going to keep it real. You preached that same shit to me when I met you.
That could make it true. And it's true, and I believe you.
But nigga, I'm not on the same wavelength. We're not on the same wavelength.
Right, but what I'm saying is Salute, salute, nigga. No.
Yes, yes, nigga. I'm not saying like I'm evolving or shit.
Hit my password. Go through.
There's nothing to hide. But you might feel different in 10 years is all I'm saying.
I feel different now. I feel different now.
I feel different now because you are going to feel different every day when you're around people that's setting good examples. You're going to feel different and you're going to look within yourself like, damn, at the same time, I'm loyal to the soil, nigga.
I'm loyal to the content. I'm loyal to what I'm trying to produce.
So that's where the line becomes blurry. Because if she was with it before and then now other people are seeing it and questioning it, like, oh, you're on this big shit and you're with this thing.
Now she has to revisit or just see, like, let me look at this a little bit more. I don't like that.
But that's something. I don't want, yeah that's that's and joe understands better than me because he's a lot more known than me but like when you're in a relationship where the world knows who you are it completely changes how the relationship works so like i was talking i was saying earlier like i'm watching alicia keys on the grammys at 25 or whatever on rock you know i wasn't I didn't even get that far You know that nigga listening Shaquille DeVa

You know that nigga listening. She killed the bomb.
You know that nigga listening. We're talking about before them.
Yeah, this is decades ago, right? But the point is... He gonna text Joe.
I heard that shit you said. Yeah, shout out to Swizz.
Love you, brother. It's not...
it's different when you're just watching on TV but now you're in those places where you could see those people. I get it, I get it.
So now when your wife sees you talking about how fine somebody is on this show, knowing that you might bump into them, it's a game. No, I'm with that.
That shit changes everything but a lot of times you don't realize that until you end that mix. The level of, just in closing for me, the level, you know, the process of changing in real time, nigga, it's just not easy.
Nigga, y'all niggas act like you can just wake up and change. I'm changing in real time.
These things happen in real time, so you have to adjust. But I don't like it.
I'm not going to be like, y'all niggas sound cool for the internet. I don't like that shit.
I don't like I got to change. I don't like that somebody know me from back in the days.
I don't like that. I love it, but I don't like it.

I love it because I accept it

and I'm grateful for it,

but I don't like it.

I'm like, damn.

I can't front.

I can't go outside

and stunt, nigga.

Like, yo, nigga,

where you got that from?

I can't stunt.

Right.

Because you're not tired yet.

I can't go up to $70,000

I got when she's like,

nigga, you bought two watches,

nigga,

and you bought that

bullshit-ass car.

Nigga, I look stupid.

She could,

she, you know,

mad shit about me. I feel that.
She hold it down. I salute.
It is with great sadness and extreme disappointment that I report this next story, which is rest in peace, DJ Clark Kent.

This pains me deeply.

As I'm sure it does many of you guys out there, we have lost a core member,

a core member of not only New York hip hop,

but hip hop as a whole. Mm-hmm.
DJ, producer, A&R, sneakerhead, just confidant to so many of us, man. So many of us.
but we've... Our good brother Clark Kent's long-lasting battle with colon cancer.
It was colon cancer, right? Has come to an end and he has gone home. Prayers, thoughts, and condolences to his family, friends, and fans all over the world.
Anybody who has a heavy heart out there just as a hip-hop head, just as a hip-hop head, man. I feel like with the loss of Clark, Mr.
C, may he rest in peace. Totally unrelated.
I was in the strip club the other night having a blast, and he got into his Beat King set, and I forgot we lost Beat King. Yeah Beat King like we just keep losing people, people that meant a lot to me people that I love dearly Clark has been going with this battle for a little while and some people knew behind the scenes that did not lessen the effect that it had once that news was delivered.
So Clark Kent, I love you. I cannot thank you enough for what you did for hip hop, for culture, for music enthusiasts, and for a young aspiring rapper like me.
Like that, that's like, it's just a few of those figures out there and Clark Kent was one of them. If you haven't had the pleasure of meeting him, I can't begin to describe his importance to you.
It's almost a travesty that we have spoken about so many other hip hop related stories, i.e. this Puff, Diddy, Dirk, all of this

bullshit

and we don't stop to celebrate the people

who like talk

about keeping it Brooklyn.

I know that that's just a

phrase and you gotta

know it to know it but

Clark kept it Brooklyn man.

That nigga kept it tall. He kept

it thorough.

Just the

living embodiment of

We'll be right back. Clark kept it Brooklyn, man.
That nigga kept it tall. He kept it thorough.
Just the living embodiment of integral. Clark, this loss, as you already know, affects me deeply.
Pains me to have to even share this news. And I miss you and I love you.

And that's what I have for DJ Clark Kent.

Legend.

Rest in peace.

Rest in peace.

Rest in peace.

Okay.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Cue it up.

Cue it up. Cue it up.
Yeah. It's not right.

Okay, I'm reloaded.

I'm paying an a long time. Word.
I think there's many of y'all that we don't know, that we don't acknowledge, and that has to be difficult. I know Solange recently came out with something that she's been battling silently, giving strength and support to all the people who may be battling something on their own.
I totally understand the rationale behind not wanting to be dictated by your health conditions and not wanting

people's treatment of you to change

or differ. So, shout

out to anybody out there that's

just having their own

private, silent

battle with something

health-related. I love you, and my

prayers go out to you as well.

Now.

Now. Got spend debtors and tax games against ass-benters And niggas who pump wheels and drive jealous Take that bitch Hit ya, back splits, fuck fish, fights, and lame scuffles Pillow case to your face, make a shell muffled Shoot your daughter in a calf muscle Fuck a tussle, nickel plated Sprinkle coke on the floor, make a drug related Most hated, can't fade it While y'all pump, really, I run up and stunt Silly, scared so you sent your little hands to come kill me But on the contrary, I packed the Mac Millie

Squeezed off on him, left the Zara

and took the penis off on him

What's your name?

Who shot your Moptos like Sinatra

Peruvians tried to do me in

I ain't paid them yet

Tryna push 700s, they ain't made them yet

Rollax and bracelets, fluff bit

Wins two niggas ridin' away, call me Igloos

They said baseball, nigga shit shit draw Brooklyn going out for all Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Call me Igloos.
Hey, Chase. Here, baby.
Small nigga.

Ships your drawers.

Where you from?

Brooklyn.

Going out for all.

R-C-F.

Yo, style.

Best style.

You won't stop.

Nigga.

What?

What?

What?

Jay-Z.

Jay-Z is about to get mad.

Enough of that.

Enough of that.

Jay-Z is about to get mad right there.

Jay-Z was about to take his tempered ass somewhere else.

No, he wasn't. That's where Big take off on him.
Uh-huh. That to get mad right there.
Jay-Z was about to take his tempered ass somewhere else. No, he wasn't.

That's where Big take off on him.

Uh-huh.

That's right where Big take off on him.

Let's go.

All this is cool.

That's cool.

Uh-oh.

You're with Jay-Z.

Baby, baby.

Yeah, I'm sorry, yo more mister Nice guy, let's wish I could Fuck back with the pistols, blazing Hot like Cajun, hot and even Holdin' work at the Dazin' New York place outside, get a body there, fuckin' ride Keep your hands high, shit get steeper Here comes the Glen Reaper Frank White, need the keys to your innkeeper Chill homie, the bitch in the Stoney's told me You're holdin' more drugs than the pharmacy You ain't on the knee, so pardon me Pass the safe before I blaze the place And hit six shots just in case Yeah, I've been listen after listening to that again I don't know I don't think that Rest in peace, Jay-Z I don't think Hov cleaned Big on there at all Yeah, I don't think he killed Hov on that one I used to say I don't hear that I think he left and had a long talk with Dame that day And then went on to be the greatest rapper ever alive And shout out to Clark Kent For his description of the difference between Big and Hove. And there's nobody more more credited and qualified to do that.
He says that Hove is the by far superior MC and that Big was by far the superior rapper as in Big could take a line that just wasn't the greatest line at all

and have the whole world think that

it was the flyest shit in the world

versus Hov just being lyrically

leaps and bounds better than everybody.

I'm nobody to challenge

Clark on that.

So shout out to him. The rest is just conversation

followed by that. Who watched him on the next

one though?

No, Big took off on the next one. No, no, I'm talking about the next song, Love the Dough.
I'm talking about the next time they appear together. Woo.
Woo-hoo. It was levels.
I don't want to talk about that. Love the Dough? Yeah, I don't want to talk about that song.
It was levels. It was levels.
It definitely came back. Let me go to Big verse.
It was levels. I think I agree with y'all But let me just check Let me just check I think I agree I agree with y'all But let me check We know the old verse Exactly Never mind Yeah That's Brooklyn Finest Get Back Yeah that's what I'm saying.
They rap together again. Nah.
Just them two. Just them two.
Just them two tracks. That was Brooklyn Finest's Get Back.
That's what I'm saying. He can't get back.
I don't like that Biggie performing. I bought my bag now.
I want to drink a bag of something. Get off his dick.
That's what I'm saying. Hope went crazy on Love Dope.
All right, what else is in music? Anything else music-related? Meg announced that she has... Clap it.
Come on, come on. All right.
Can we hear the announcement first? I'm excited about it. It's a documentary she has that's premiering on Prime Video.
What? Yo, I have prime. I'm checking this out.
This is exactly why I have prime. Right here.
Come on. I hate him.
This nigga's the worst. I'm checking this out.
I know you're watching this. Come on now.
What the fuck is wrong with this nigga? He got that Bernie Sanders shit on. That's why he acting crazy.
Stop, man. Bernie Sanders? That's the Bernie Sanders Balenciaga joint.
Oh, it is, yeah. That's the Bernie logo.
Yeah, yeah. It's okay.
Oh, I'll take it. I'll fuck with Bernie.
Her doc is October 31st. She said, to this day, people try to write her story, rewrite history and spread misinformation.

So she's giving me everything. Now she's going to tell it herself.

That's from the horse's mouth.

The horse's mouth.

I see what you did there.

Wow.

Rapper brain boy.

You think you're going to tell us something

different, Ice?

Meg about to make

$10 million off this dollar.

Shout out to her.

Shout out to Meg.

She deserve it.

Meg, there's a race.

I'm about it.

She deserve it?

Yeah.

There's a whole industry making money off that trial,

off everything that happened.

She should be a part of that conversation, too.

And she deserves to have a voice heard.

Whether we agree or disagree, we should listen to her.

Damn.

Let it do it then.

Yo, I ain't going to lie.

Your cape went all the way back there.

That shit is going to win. Without you, girl, ain't gonna lie, that cape went all the way back there.
That shit is gonna win.

Without you, girl,

my life is like,

what the fuck, nigga?

What?

Because I said Megan

should be able to tell her story.

Oh, you said about Tory, nigga.

He should be able to tell

her story, too.

Okay, all right.

He doing that right now.

He is.

He got 15 minutes.

No, speaking of,

he just bought charges

against his council

because coming to find out his council had already had prior engagements with the Roc Nation people. So it's a conflict of interest in his words.
We got to find out what's true about that. You know, what the standard is for a conflict.
Because sometimes you want to have interactions with people. It doesn't necessarily meet the legal standard.
But if it is, he should be able to get whatever he deserves. I don't want anybody

to get an unfair trial. Even though I think

he's guilty, I want him to get a fair trial.

I want him to have a fair process. Everybody deserves a fair

process. No, I agree with that.

You heard Chick's Tape 5?

I'm 4.

That was my next question. Have you heard Chick's Tape 4?

This is Tory Lanez's mixtape

series. Nah, I don't fucking Tory Lanez.

Where he flips all the old R&Bs.

Have you heard Playboy

You heard Playboy

No

I listen to very little

Alone at Prom

Oh yeah

That's another one

You know what

That'll be my horror for tonight

That'll be my horror for tonight

Here's what I'll tell you

The boy can rap

I like his music

I feel like I'm missing the joke

But I say this

He can rap

I think he's skilled

I'm just not interested

Okay

Got it

And after everything happened

I decided not to

Not to support that

Thank you. I feel like I'm missing the joke here, but I said, he can rap.
I think he's skilled. I'm just not interested.
Okay. Got it.
And after everything happened, I decided not to support that. That's all.
I think that Meg deserves to have her voice heard. She doesn't need to be silenced.
One. And contrary to what they might think out there, I do think Tori needs to take a page out of the good old suit surf handbook, which is when you go to jail, nigga, just do the time and shut the fuck up.
We ain't heard a peep out of surf. Mama surf, I got that video coming your way.
Love you. We ain't, all surf do is go and then just go sit down and do the time.
That's what I'm saying. What the fuck is it? We can see your head, you idiot.
You can see your head, you dummy. All my nigga do it.
Stay still with your time like a man like to go to jail and every other month got a fucking story a single going on nigga you ain't got but four more years not even it's a long ass long ass time. Are you crazy? What? He don't got.

No, he ain't doing.

Tory won't be in jail another four years.

And they may deport him.

Oh, they stopped making Pro Tools over there?

No, but.

He ain't got to be in the United States. Yeah, that don't mean nothing to make no money.

He won't be in America?

America got him in the jail.

All he got is just four more years. That's what we talk about.
I told you, niggas talk about time Like it's minutes Yeah Quick little eight I talk about time Like the people That break the laws Should be concerned About how much time Certain acts give you I speak about time Like somebody That moves in a manner To which I don't want to do a day That's how I speak about it You know I'm with you. I speak about time like somebody that moves in a manner to which I don't want to do a day.
That's how I speak about it. You know I'm with you there.
I'm just saying people would be talking about years. If dumb chicks was about to shoot each other then cue up boys to men it's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.
In the end of the world. I'll be down there.
If my security is in the car and I'm chilling and they say, oh my God, bitch, I can't believe that. Girl, I'll be a Waffle House.
I'll be back at the end of this kerfuffle. That's all I'm saying.
But yeah, Tori, enough. And this new reasoning of the show that's titled Reasonable Doubt got the girl that has ties to They said it's loosely based on her.
I don't give a fuck what they say. That ain't flying in front of a judge.
You're out your mind. And you just tried...
He tried it last year. No, you're out your mind.
He made the same claim last year, and this is per the attorney that he's speaking about, his attorney, that I agree. She got off that case like three days before or something something like that that jammed him up a little bit.
But you still had the chance to go and fight your trial. So yes, do I believe certain shit is connected? Yes.
On the flip side, do I think you have a hard time getting a judge to release you based off that? Yeah, I do. I don't see it.
I don't think he asked for a release. I know he asked for a refund.
He asked for a new trial. He wants a new trial.
He wants a new trial. I ain't mad at him.
I don't. I'm not mad at him.
You out your mind. You keep asking.
You talking about you're sitting still. You crazy? Nigga, anything that could get me back 18 months, two days, six days, I'm going for it.
I ain't mad at him for that. There's plenty of programs now that...
Don't nobody want to poke the garbage around the park.

I want to come home.

No, I'm talking about all of the good behavioral programs that exist.

I'm quick.

You hear me?

I'm talking about all of the good behavioral programs that exist in jail to shorten your sentence.

There's plenty of things that he can do today.

I don't think he sees another four years in jail.

If nothing happened, he don't see another four years in jail. What do you think he's gonna do?

How much? He's only been locked up a year, yeah.

That's what I was about to say. He's gonna do like three of that.

He's been locked up more in a year.

You gotta show me that. I think he's been locked up for more in a year.

What was his sentence? He's been more in a year.

Ten. Ten.
But like four to ten?

Oh, ten.

Ten. Flat ten.

Why do you think he's getting out in four?

You do a certain amount of percentage of your time. He's doing state time, though.
not doing fed time. Yeah.
Flat 10, get out in four years. Mm-hmm.
Three, four years. I don't think he's sniffing anywhere close to the 10, is what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying. Nowhere near it.
Let me see what his sentence is. Yeah, go see your little Harvard shit, nigga.
He was sentenced to 10 years in prison in August of 2023. But he's been, Was he on bed? Oh, yeah, because he was out.
So, yeah, it was then. August.
Chicks tape six. Chicks tape six.
Play boy two. There we go.
He was sentenced to 10 years without the possibility of parole. That's what I thought.
He's going to do 10. Never.
Okay. Never.
That's his sentence? I didn't know he was no paroler. That's what I thought.
That's what I know where y'all getting four from. If you get a five to 10, you get out in five.
Bet me. Sure.
That sounds like you beating me in one-on-one, man. I got more confidence.
You wearing the sweater to park? No. Tell me what your park gear is like.
Headband, knee pads, elbow pads, shooting sleeve, leg brace, strength shoes. Strength shoes.
I'll tell you this, though. I didn't wear strength shoes back in the day.
That nigga said strength shoes. I couldn't afford this.
I had jump soles. To the park when I was 13, for sure.
Yeah, I used to do that. You had strength shoes? Yeah, I had jump soles.
Oh, you niggas were spoiled. Yeah, the jump soles.

That was like the Jones people that couldn't afford strength shoes.

Yeah, but I mean, it worked.

I'm just too on and on.

That's why I got the jump soles.

My mother said, I'll kick you in the strength.

I'll get the fuck out of here.

Jump soles was 50.

Here's a hypothetical, and just entertain me for a second.

If I dunk on you, then I will give you my salary for a year.

Which salary? Anyone you want. Dead ass? Pick one.
Anyone. Your partner.
Yeah, your partner. Chill, don't do that.
On my children, you will not dunk on me. Mark, you got a family that loves you.
And so do you. And if you try to dunk on me, you're going to hurt me.
You're going to be short to work moving in a chair. My nigga.
That's me. Yeah, nigga.
I told you. You think I'm'm gonna let you dunk on me In front of cameras If I tried it you would hurt me Yes You know how fucking disrespectful it is to try to dunk on a nigga What the fuck wrong with you Yeah I will hurt you Wow You gonna try to yick If you try First of all it ain't like, come on, man.
If you try to fucking dunk on me. Legs coming right up.
Right. First of all, you're not that athletic.
That nigga dunk on you, son. That's it.
It's over. I won't come back to the show.
Yes. Wow.
Yes. I will fuck Joe button up if he tries to dunk on me.
I'll be very clear.

No mistake about it.

Holy shit.

Yo, that's funny.

All right.

Holy shit.

They get up like, yo, yo, yo, I know that foul on me.

I know you can go.

Check up.

Check up.

Ball up top.

But do you see how he's even created his narrative that he has, he wants the audience to believe that he has the capacity to dunk on somebody in 2024.

You gonna dunk on me off the vert or you gonna come from the foul line?

Nigga, I just saw you open that bottle doing that fake dribble shit.

Yo.

That nigga was swimming.

That nigga look like he's doing the brushstroke.

Right.

You can't dunk on nobody. So my algorithms got the algorithm in and showed me some white boys playing basement ball.
It was a low rim. Okay.
In a basement with just gym mats. When I tell you, all of them were Sean Campbell.
Fucking each other up. Yo, every play.
Ducking on each other. They was deep around.
Bam! Aaron Gordon and Frank. I was like, yo, this is aggressive.
Right up your alley. But not a bad idea.
I've been trying to get the 8-foot-a-rim shit going. Then I seen black people doing the trampoline shit.
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
I don't like them shits. I hate them shits.
Yeah, I don't fucking do. But if you put us on eight foot court, you got to shut up.
Eight foot rims, nigga. That's it.
But then eight foot court, I'm dunking on you. I don't think I can dunk on you on a 10 foot rim today.
Fuck, you can't dunk on a... I don't think you can grab the rim.
I don't think you can dunk on a 10 foot court without a basketball. Stop it now.
That's what I'm trying to tell you. Right here.
Stop it, yo. Joe, Joe.
Where do we go to the park? You're talking so crazy. This is crazy.

That is not crazy. Two weeks, bro.
That's enough.

Enough, nigga. Two weeks.
You take in.

You can't grab the room?

What is he talking about?

I don't think right now. Right now.

Cigarettes.

Alcohol.

Blood pressure pills.

This nigga.

What you about to

jump in the mules? The ceiling is nine. Yo, can I see you touch the ceiling? The ceiling is nine.
This nigga... What you about to jump in the mules?

The ceiling is nine.

Yo, can I see you touch the ceiling?

The ceiling is nine.

It's too much talk.

Can I see you just...

Oh, the seat part.

Oh, shit.

Oh, he got...

Put your flat hand on the ceiling.

Flat hand?

That nigga talking great.

Flat hand.

I'm old enough to know I need to stretch before I do any athletic action.

Yo, you can touch the ceiling with your flat hand?

He should.

He's fucking seven feet tall.

Why you keep saying it like he's tall?

Why you won't?

It's room to stretch.

Get up, nigga.

I stretch for 30 minutes.

I'm an athlete.

I stretch for 30 minutes.

Oh, this nigga took off his jacket.

He took off his jacket.

You letting these niggas talk a little crazy.

Yeah, nigga.

Show it.

It's a lot of torture.

Yeah.

No show or shit.

Show, nigga.

Nigga, we can go to the court right now.

It's a ceiling right in here.

It ain't no fucking court.

I didn't say, let's have a ceiling contest.

Nigga, I said, let's play basketball. Oh, I'm going Kamala A.
Black. Put your ball.
Put your ball. Right into the ceiling.
Yo, act like the ceiling said Kamala A. Black.
Smack this shit out of the ceiling right now. All that rapping, Joe ain't touch shit.
I was just gonna point that out. I'm not gonna do it if you're not gonna do it.
If you you're not going to try in your Easter sweater, I ain't going to try it. But the second you say I'm down, I'm going to do this in two seconds.
This is nothing to me. That should be.
I can do it too. It's not that I can't.
I don't think you can. I don't think you can.
I don't think you can. Mel ain't here.
Let's see where niggas really fall in the athletic. You stood up that ceiling shit hot.
That shit hot. That shit hot.

That shit hot.

You stood up that ceiling

I'm talking to.

Put your hand on it.

Let me see.

I can do that off the vert.

That shit hot.

I can put my palm

on this ceiling

off of the vert.

I wonder if you old niggas

about to go through this table,

yo.

Then do it.

If it's easy,

then do it.

That's easy.

That's 9 feet, right?

Probably so.

I don't know if it's 9.

No, it's not 9.

It's probably 10. It might be 10.
That's 10. That's 10.
Oh, shit. This right is 8.
All right. I'm putting my ego away.
You put your ego away? I'm putting my ego away. Cody got up.
Cody, we like this competition shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. If he was down to do that, I'd smoke him real quick.

Yo, nigga.

It ain't a leafing contest.

Although I jump higher than you.

I'm telling you.

Oh, then show me.

I'm going to show you on the court.

We're just going to play and I'm going to win.

That's the contest.

Can you beat me?

You backing out the basketball?

Yeah, that's what he's doing right now.

Never, never, never, never.

Never.

Never.

I'm ready to go.

What's the official measurement, E? That shit ain't straight. Almost 10.
Yeah, what's that? It's like 10 feet. He might even can't clap board.
Wow. Yo, I'm going to put my ego away for a second.
This is my problem with y'all, these new kids this generation. I saw me real quick with Halloween coming up.
I figured out what my problem was. First of all, before I get to that, can we slam, can we just totally trash your good platonic homegirl that is being cool with your girl and trying to invite her to all of this bullshit.

Like, what the fuck?

I'm in the strip club.

Here come Maddie.

Hey, here come Maddie.

Hey, wanna go to a haunted house tomorrow?

Said that amongst a whole bunch of girls.

Here go all the girls.

Ooh, haunted house, haunted house, haunted house.

I'm in my head thinking,

man, I do love a good haunted house. Here go Maddie.
Yeah, girls champ. Girls.
Girls only. Then she tried to flip it on me.
She said, what? She can't go with just the girls? No.

Never.

No.

Never can she just go

with the girls.

So I said I was going to come

ask the pod

what y'all think

when y'all hear the term

with the girls.

Insert any activity,

anything you want.

Is the whole girls,

the whole is going to?

They part of the girls. Because that's like when you go to jail and become a better criminal.
That's hilarious, yo. I'm not going to use this segment to kick women's back in.
What I will do is say, you pussy ass, whatever this generation babies is called, have ruined haunted houses forever. Bring back the haunted houses where somebody died.
Yeah. No, for real.
Bring back the haunted house where it come with a trailer. And the trailer says, in 1913, these six white boys came in here.
Five of them killed they selves. We went back to Haunted House where he had to sign a release.
Yes. O's was the one.
Yes. I've been to a few of them.
The big one in Pennsylvania back in the day. Where Brandon came back and said, yo, I seen ghosts in there for real.
I was like, all right, nigga, you tripping. There was another one in Long Island, Huntsville, Amityville.
Amityville. One of them shits.
The haunted houses today, you go in there, them niggas call their friends with some goblin masks to jump out at every turn. Jump out.
Bang on the shit. And it's all about capitalism now.
So the haunted houses today are going to take you in there for 90 seconds, walk you out. All right, bye.
Enjoy your day. Bring back the shit.
The white boy shits where you drive two hours to South Jersey. Yeah.
And it's a whole compound. A plantation.
It's a compound of shit. You could really die out here.
No, they got the shit. They hired some niggas who they didn't take an application.
They didn't check the resume. Some of them niggas is really there to stab some of the people here.

They didn't do their shit off.

Yeah.

I went with one of them shits to my girl one of them here like six, seven years ago.

Them niggas was getting close.

Like they really wanted to strangle me.

I'm looking for that.

Not this little fake punk nigga haunted house shit that y'all got going on.

All of the Christopher Street niggas is practicing Michael Jackson Thriller all week. All week.
Every year they want to do-do-do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do.
Yo, where can I go for a thrill? What's wrong with you, yo? Where can I go to live on the edge a little bit is all I'm asking. I used to go to this shit out in PA.
That shit was in the middle of a cornfield. That's the one.
You used to drive and and it was literally. That's the one.
You ain't no lights, and you, oh, shit, we here. It's just a big-ass cornfield.
And, yeah, it was on your life. We're not influencer haunted houses now.
What? The influencer haunted houses. That's where we're at.
I went to one in Connecticut one year. A Klan member met me at the gate.
Said, hey, feel your name right here. Make sure you check this little little box or you're black I was like I don't know about this but I'm gonna do it I'm gonna check it out and sign this one here that say we not liable for anything that happens to you inside yo one day we gonna talk about how fast we are to sign that one the one that says hey when you here, we are not liable for none of that shit you're talking about.
All us niggas that went skydiving understand it. I was watching y'all when y'all filled out page four on the iPad.
When we went skydiving, that page four or five, hey, if the latch break and you hamburger helper on the cement, you and your family for the next forever generations can't do nothing. Okay.
Sign it right there and jump out of a plane. Yep.
We got to value ourselves, man. That's the end of my rant.
And then the niggas will be the one to complain about it afterwards, though, when something happens. Yo, they ain't do nothing.
Nigga, you signed it. That's the end of my rant And then the niggas Will be the one To complain about it Afterwards though When something happens Yo they ain't do nothing Nigga you signed it

That's the end of my rant

Bring back

Real nigga haunted houses

And let me know

Where they at

I'll pull up

I'm pulling up

Can't do that shit no more

What is everybody's

Halloween plans here?

Trick or treating

With the kids

Haunted houses

So you are letting your kids

Eat candy from strangers

Yes

Okay

Yep

You?

Thank you. Treating with the kids.
Haunted houses. So you are letting your kids eat candy from strangers.
Yes. Okay.

Yep.

You?

Nigga, you know I don't fuck on no Halloween.

What's your problem?

Just trying to get to know you better, man.

That's all I'm trying to ask in the way, man.

That's what you're talking about.

I'm going to haunted houses.

Plural.

Yeah.

Going to Queens.

Going to one of Queens, yeah.

I'm going to film it. Those are seasonal Queens, yeah.
I'm going to film it.

Those are seasonal jobs.

Yeah, I'm going to film it.

And then I'm going to the other one.

That's cool.

I know.

I know.

That's cool.

That's cool.

That's cool.

Nigga trying to go get a gig, nigga.

Hey, that's seasonal, buddy.

Come on.

Come on back home.

Come on back home.

I'm going to take it full time soon, nigga. Hey! What are you talking about, nigga? Wow.
He's going to build the haunted house. Hey, this winter.
You want to see Brian your TV screen, nigga? Man as shit. I don't want no beef, bro.
I love you. I came here and pressed you.
It's not no beef. I came here and pressed you today.
Yes, it is. It's not no beef.
What's y'all beef about? Can I ask? No. No.
All right. Here no, no, no.
He's trying to get to know y'all better. Joe, Joe, it's just me and Joe.
We don't really have a beef. We don't have no beef.
He is just a fan of wrestling, so he's going to be the heel at all times. It's not a real beef.
True. He's just going to always be the Sido.
What? I told this nigga, I told him, you know, Improper Improv start tomorrow. I told the nigga, yo, I got to go prepare for Improper Improv.
Nigga, I don't care about that threat shit. Yeah, he said, I don't care about that threat shit.
Yeah, I don't care about that threat shit you trying to threaten me, man. I don't give a fuck about that shit.
I still think you're going to do a good job. Yeah, no, you're going to kill that shit.
Nah, I'm not doing it, nigga. Fuck you, nigga.
I ain't going to do it for chill, see? I'm going to do it for chill, man. Do you feel any pressure from dropping so we hit the word anything else super important nigga said I work at M's.
You'd be a great Santa Claus. I was going to the...
They're racist, bro. They're racist.
But know what's funny? Every haunted house I've been to recently got the little short, fat, funny-looking, quirky nigga to come out and say, all the guys over here fill out the forms. Hey, all, all of the ladies separated.
And this line. Nigga, that's part of a program to bring certain people.
You be like, yo, that nigga is a little. You can't say that.
They got a little quirky from Life Goes On going on. That's part of a program to give them a job.
He never fucked Winnie, right? That shit, I hate that. I think he did.
Quirky? Yeah. Kevin, not Corky.
I'm thinking about Wonder Years. Corky's the one that I didn't mean to butt down the diner.
I'm thinking about Wonder Years. Did he ever fuck? He ain't fucked nobody.
No, not Corky. He fucked Winnie and the Bond.
He fucked Winnie and the Bond. Hey, Tanner, I want to hear that in the timestamps.
Gang figures out if Kevin from Wonder Years ever fucked Winnie. All right, what else? What else? What else? I got my haunted house rant out of the way.
Let me see if I got anything else. McDonald's, y'all there.
All right, internet, internet. I got another rant for you guys.
One of these clippers out there have put out the clip of me speaking when J. Cole featured with Dirk and did that whole holy healthy shit.
And I was like, I don't want to hear none of that shit with this health. Get J.
Cole away from Dirk so Dirk can get back to killing. That's what I said.
The internet people have chopped that clip up

with my new commentary about what Dirk is going through

and said, look at Joe.

And he said he wants J. Cole to get away from Dirk

because Dirk needs to be killing again.

And now he's so mad at Dirk for doing all of the killing.

Joe is a hypocrite.

Yo.

Hey, y'all niggas proved to be the dumbest niggas on earth

every time I throw the ball

your way. It never fails.

So, Internet, I'm here to tell y'all

that I prefer

to be, say it with me,

a hypocrite

rather than

come on, losing street cred right now.

Losing street cred right now.

Come on, Internet. Come on, say it.
Complicit. A murderer.
Yo, I rarely agree with you on anything, but I watched that exchange last year, and I was like, yo, you're 100% right. Good shit.
Thanks. I don't be 100% right all the time.
But at the end of the day,

yeah, y'all had it fucked up.

I also want to reiterate

that I don't condone niggas

living their raps.

Like, where I come from,

you could lie in the rap.

Nowadays, you niggas say,

I'm going to kill your whole squad

and family,

and then y'all go and do it.

And then put it aside.

And then rap about it again.

We just got this nigga whole family over there. It was Thursday, about 3.30.
Yeah, we did that. Yeah, I think y'all go and do it.
And then put it on. And then rap about it again.
We just got this nigga whole family over there.

It was Thursday about 3.30.

Yeah.

I think y'all should stop doing that.

And then get mad when.

See, that's the part that keeps pissing me off.

Get him, Freeze.

I'm watching everybody say, oh, it's the blogger's fault.

It's the blogger's fault.

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, but go ahead.

And I'm like, wait.

Excuse me?

Yeah, y'all sitting there doing the feds' work.

No, dummy. Y'all rappers are doing the feds' work.
That's both true, though. Nah.
If the bloggers can see it, the feds can see it. Bring back poetic lyrics.
Bring back Rockets record. Put it in code where people can't understand.
You think it took one little blogger in his house somewhere to go put this shit together for the feds to say, oh shit, that's what was going on. We got it.
He had a nigga saying caught him at the stoplight right there by the corner store on 13th Street. Hey, I'm a dirt fan.
They all know. I listen to this nigga music all the time.
He does? I fuck with all of that shit. Yeah.
I've been saying for months, maybe longer than months, maybe a year or so, is it me or does it seem like this nigga is trying to tell y'all, hey, I got my get back. Right.
In mad verses. Yeah, that's wild to me.
It's like I'm dying for y'all to know because, again, internet comments and shit, you got everybody keeps saying, every time Dirk opened his mouth, it was, oh, slide for Vaughn, slide for Vaughn, slide for Vaughn. So his wave, I got wave I gotta let y'all know hey I did that yeah I got something done already to me this is why this is the dumbest era in hip hop history no it ain't just hip hop it ain't just hip hop it's beyond hip hop intersection all that shit it's beyond hip hop this is this whole social media world we live in where niggas are literally living for the bots.
Yeah. Yeah, but what I'm saying is we can't feed it.
So, I mean, the solution to all this shit is don't kill people, right? No. That's our baseline.
That's the baseline. That's the fundamental thing.
That's been happening forever. So, no, I'm not going to sit here and act like...
That's still the solution. Yeah, but we still want to say, don't kill people.
But if you do kill people, maybe you shouldn't go talking about the people you just killed and what you did. And detailing what you did.
I just don't like to see the exploitation at the same time. You know what I mean? I know too many cats is locked up for things they did, but also things they said.
And if I'm, I just give you a classic example. I think I said to my man, A.R.
Abb, right? Whatever Abb did or didn't do, that ain't for me to say. You friends with A.R.
Abb? Yeah, from Philly. Yeah, he was a good guy.
Yeah,avner. Like five blocks from me.
AR Ab is responsible for whatever choices he makes. But if I'm on, if AR Ab was sitting right here, or whoever, and they were saying some wild shit, I'd be like, yo, can we edit that? Yeah.
That's the difference. Other people are like, yo, let's put that out.
Let's clip that up. Let's clip it.
That should go. That should go.
That'll go. And all I'm saying is, let's not do that, especially if you are outside to this culture.
Nobody should do it, but it looks even more predatory when certain people get these dickheads on. I'm not calling A.R.
Abbey dickhead. That's my brother.
But I'm talking about these other young cats who I don't know from these other cities. Okay.
And they come on and wow shit and they and they and these kids are doing it for clout which is dumb again they're the problem okay I'm not saying they're not the problem but I'm saying it's I don't think it's wrong to also say bloggers y'all need to stop this shit too because you're creating the thing that they feed off these people are addicted to clout all right but hold on the fans eating this shit up so if I let's say I'm a blogger and I'm interviewing these niggas there's a reason why this interview with this commentary is doing what it's doing because the fans are eating it up and if I don't ask you these questions it's another nigga that's going to do it you sound like Adam and that was Adam's point that was Adam's Look, do everybody want to hear it? And if I don't ask it, other people going to ask it. Yeah, but Adam failed even doing that.
So we shouldn't... He's the outlier.
He failed doing exactly what he wanted to do. You get what I'm saying? But I just don't look at that as valid.
I don't look at it as like saying... Because if that was the old mantra, yo, if I don't sell him the skag, somebody else going to sell it to him.
That's what I was going with. I was saying he's like a crack dealer.
Somebody gonna buy it. I disagree.
I think that I think both parties have a responsibility. I think that both parties have a responsibility in which to just be smarter in these circumstances.
My nigga, you... I can't market this shit if there's no market for it.
There's a market for it. So this is going to fall.
Marketing murder should not be a thing. Right.
So murder consumption shouldn't be a thing. Same reason why all these docks and shit are going around.
It's going to be a thing. Because we want it.
We can say this shit all we want. It's the same reason why the music do what it do, why these niggas make it.
It ain't just marketing. We buy it and listen to the shit.
I'm telling y'all, I do it.

That's true.

I am a fan of,

I love to hear when you niggas talk about killing each other,

yet I don't want y'all

to kill each other.

And I used to love that shit too.

That makes zero sense,

what I just said.

Listen to what I said.

No, no, I heard you.

I love to hear you niggas

talk about killing each other,

but I don't want you to kill each other.

Because we don't want blood on our hands.

We don't want to feel responsible

for creating a market

that makes that shit happen.

I'm with you.

But I'm saying there are things that we say right now have a market that we would say we shouldn't have a market.

For example, there are people out there who are child pornographers, right?

Yes.

There's a market for it.

There's a huge market for it.

It's a disgusting, terrible thing.

But we wouldn't say, well, if niggas would stop wanting to buy it, they would stop making it.

And we say, no, this is so fucked up that we don't want people to do it even though there's a market for it.

I'm saying killing each other is so fucked up. Absolutely.
So I'm'm gonna say i don't want to just blame the audience for wanting it i want to jump in to say back back to park saying can we bring back poetic bars i would like people to start being creative in how they describe killing people versus detailing actual murder plots that are happening, one. And two, Dirk aside, because again, he'll have his day and I don't know that they have a smoking gun case against him, so I don't want to add to whatever's going on with him.
However, the video I seen of them dudes in L.A. shooting at a gas station at 3 p.m.
or broad daylight. Hey, pop culture and hip hop to the side.
I'm saying as a nigga that gets gas, I don't want those people around. In the tank by my car.
I think that would be unfair for the person with a family that's just pulling up to a gas station to refuel and go get their kid from school or some shit. Get some chips for their kid.
And some idiot at 3 o'clock starts shooting at the fucking gas tank. I think that's bullshit.
When the D.C. sniper shit was going on, say what you're saying about him, anytime he did that at a gas station, boy, was I mad.
Bro. I was mad.
That shouldn't happen to just people trying to get gas. And that's the point to, I don't want to, you know what I mean, bring up last week's pod, but that's part of the point.
Like, yo, dog, you have to have some level of humanity and decency. Even if you're killing somebody, kill the right motherfucker, my nigga.
You putting 70 other motherfuckers' lives in danger, other people's kids in danger, niggas' wives in danger. That shit is just reckless.
Don't kill, but if you do... Man, niggas is going to kill.
We gotta be careful with our shit. If somebody listening right now...
No, I'm not saying it like that. ...that's contemplating, got shit on their minds.
We gotta be precise. This is how it's designed, though.
That's it. It's designed like that.
It's designed for the murder and shit. All that shit.
Criminal shit. You going outside and talking to the gangsters or niggas is killing niggas.
The fucking algorithm and the views skyrocket. It's designed that way.
Niggas know that. So when niggas see that and they get them attention, they're going to keep doing it because a lot of us are attention homeless.
Guess who attention they got now? Niggas don't think about that in the moment. They're CEOs.
Yeah, I know. Niggas don't think about that in the moment.
You know what I'm saying? But listen, when there's some places down south where getting gas is dangerous now. Like when I go to South Carolina, I don't feel the tank.
I don't stop at that corner. What is it? Checo, whatever that corner gas station is with the mad

pumps.

The shit with 12 pumps.

Fam.

I'm not stopping here, yo.

Hey, I'm looking at the

rental car say, don't bring

it back without it full.

I'll pay the bill.

I'll pay the bill.

I'm driving right by.

Oh, no, no, no.

No, no, no.

Whatever that is.

Prepaid that shit.

They always got an airport.

Now they always got a gas station right by the airport. The airports don't always got an airport.
Now they always got

a gas station

right by the airport.

The airports don't be

in the slums.

So go ahead.

You're going to pay

an extra couple dollars.

I drove to Columbia Airport

with my mom

sleeping in the front seat

trying to do the right thing.

Got out.

Got to be what?

The flight is six

so you're talking 4.30 now. Walk in.
Oh shit, yo, yo, buddy. Nope.
Oh, see, that's different. I'm out.
Or I noticed one time like a da-dum-da-dum that I was filling the tank up with my ring and it was a Cherokee, an old 97 Cherokee tent on the other side looking at me like, wait, you dead ass. Yeah, like, oh, wait, I'm pussy? It was in that moment where I realized, oh, shit, I slipped.
I bugged out. He said, pull off, nigga.
Yo, go ahead on for your business now. You ain't supposed to be at this Chevro.
Chevron. Nah, in the Midwest, too.
Yo, be careful at the gas station. No, in the Midwest.
My niggas in Cleveland. Shout to that.
Shout to that. I don't come with no air in line.
I don't like. They didn't tell you that.
Well, maybe they didn't tell me that. Maybe that was for story purposes.
But did I see the nigga in the charity. The look on his face.
Oh, look. Got you.
Got you. Got you.
Like, in my head it was. Oh, this nigga think I'm just not going to do that.
No, Joe Budden, hurry up, yo. I'm going to spare you.
Pump it up was a little jam. Got it, got it spare you pump it up was a little jam but you got about four minutes to get the fuck out of this Chevron you will be laid out at Chevron I keep seeing these streamers and the niggas that's getting all the 30 and 40 million dollars buying their Ferraris and pulling them up to the Chevron and lining them up and lining them up right there.
And I want to help y'all. I want y'all to stunt and flex.
But I want to pull off, nigga. Your brains will be all over pump nine.
They not playing at Chevron? They're not. I told you, dog.
Shout, again, no disrespect. Shout to everybody in Cleveland.
The niggas told me, yo, when you in Cleveland, don't go to the gas stations after dusk. I don't even know what dusk is.
I don't. What time is that? Is it four? When it get gray outside.
Yeah, nigga. No, it doesn't.
It's a murky area. Yeah.
When it's gray outside. Keep your monkey ass.
Go on on the other side. Go get some gas.
They rob you at the Atlanta gas stations, nigga. The Atlanta gas stations? Atlanta gas.
Atlanta gas stations ain't no joke. Everybody got it.
They are robbing you, nigga. Everybody got it.
They are carjacking your shit. And the Y'all means be at the Atlanta gas station.
Yeah, you get tricked, yo. Oh, shit, she need help? Meet me up the block.
Nah, nah, nah. Why you want me to come in here? Come, come.
Nah, they fucking book you, nigga. Dick in the dirt season, nigga.
They'll knock you off. Yo.
Oh, man, yo. Um, I don't have much else here that's actually a lie.
I have Amber Rose says Beyonce wants to be her.

Come on, man.

Did she really steal her speech?

No.

No.

Amber apologized.

She apologized, said she was just trolling, but I didn't care.

My brain was having too much fun with Amber Rose thinking that Beyonce wanted to be Amber Rose for a day.

I wrote it anyway.

You can't walk it back because my brain is already at Amber Rose thinking that Beyonce wants to be Amber Rose for a day. I wrote it anyway.
You can't walk it back because my brain

is already at Amber Rose

thinking that Beyonce

wants to be Amber Rose

for a minute.

Amber Rose,

I love you.

Now I feel about you.

Shout out to Amber Rose.

I'm trying to tell you.

Yeah, Philly's finest.

Look, look, look.

Go ahead.

Philly's finest.

No, give us your expound.

Have you met Amber?

Like being from Philly?

I know Amber.

I knew Amber

when she was in high school.

That's predatory.

I was a teacher.

That's more predatory than me, nigga.

You can't teach Amber Rose, nigga.

Yo, you are a freaky teacher.

I said I knew math, too.

Oh, my God.

Spanish.

Oh, even worse.

She wasn't in my class, but I didn't.

I'm more than.

Yo.

Niggas gotta watch you.

Yo, you gotta be here.

You see him, right?

You see him.

He do that.

I taught her.

Taught her what?

What are you talking about? Yo, niggas gotta watch you. Yo, you gotta be here.
You see him, right?

You see him.

He do that.

I taught her.

Taught her what?

What you taught her, nigga?

Brian McKnight said he taught him, too.

God, he said he taught some things, too,

with that little skin. So, I know Amber for a long time.

She's good people.

You said that.

Good sister.

I like Amber a lot, actually.

Clean it up?

No, you know what I'm saying?

Big up.

You know, I don't agree with her on this Trump shit.

We talked about the Trump shit before. You know, I ain't gonna kick her back in about it, but I don't agree with her.
You spoke to her about it? I think she, yeah. Yeah.
Oh, on the phone? Uh, DM. Text.
Leave the text to DM. Oh, okay.
Okay. You, What, is that weird? It's not weird, but we just, he's lining you up.
We just, he is. Does she still call you Mr.
Hill? Don't listen to this nigga. This nigga gonna help you.
She calls you Mr. Hill? No.
I don't actually think she, I don't even think she remembers me from back then. But you remember her.
You just talking to her on some cool shit. I remember my students.
I met her at VH1 when I had a VH1 show and she had a VH1 show. That's when we became cool.
So you just talking to her on some cool shit, like yo Amber, what up? Hey, that Trump shit. Ha ha ha ha.
Yo, that girl. I know you got the bag for that.
I'll see you next time. No, I was more like, you know, chill.
You know, why you doing the Trump thing? I was trying to interview her by that. We started building on it.
That's all. Oh, you started building.
Oh, building. Lincoln and building.
That's right. You was in the crib.
DM. But you was in the crib.
Whoa. You DM your student? What's that? That's crazy.
What was Shaq saying? That was 25 years ago. What wasq say? You can't DM your student.
Oh, my God. Freak at that, boy.
All right. What else? What else? What else? What else? Shout out to Amber Rose.
Love you, Amber Rose. Here's what I have for you guys.
Should Chris Rock have put Tony Rock in any movies? Absolutely. Absolutely.

I think you should. I didn't necessarily

agree with the way that Tony

described the situation. I didn't either.

That's where I have a little bit of an issue.

And they said

that Eddie Murphy stood in that too

and that was incorrect. Yeah.

Charlie Murphy's in Mad Movies.

Charlie Murphy's in Harlem Nights. All types of shit.

How close are Chris and Tony

Rock? Supposedly they tight. They tight.

According to who. But types of shit.
How close are Chris and Tony Rock?

Supposedly they tight.

They tight.

According to who.

But regardless of that.

It matters.

It does.

Not according to Tony Rock.

Tony Rock said that when some of this stuff was going on,

him and Chris wasn't speaking on some often shit.

That's what I'm saying.

So if I'm not even, if we don't rock like that,

other than just having the same last name and being brothers, I'm not necessarily, we don't rock like that other than just having the same last name

and being brothers

I'm not necessarily

we might not rock that way

here's the thing though

to me

do you have siblings?

me?

yeah

yeah I got it

four

got it

you fuck?

how you said four like

my sister died

my sister died

assholes

my bad

sorry about that

no no

I don't give a fuck

I mean I give her the kiss

she died

I take a fuck

you a wild boy

what the fuck

wild boy

yo nigga

let's get Mel back in

nigga

you wild

I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that.
No, no, I'm sorry. I don't give a fuck.
I mean, I give her the kiss, she died. I take a fucking kiss.
You're a wild boy.

What the fuck?

You're a wild boy, yo.

Yo, nigga, let's get Mel back in, nigga.

You wild.

No, no, rest in peace.

Rest in peace.

But yeah, I put my family on this shit.

It didn't always work out, you know what I mean?

But you always give them that chance.

To me, in the case of Chris Rock, he's in the industry

where there's a lot of untalented,

like there's a whole lot of extras. I mean, Charlie Murphy, a lot of his roles was not walk-on roles.
In Harlem, he's just standing there. Until we knew who Charlie Murphy was, it's only when you go back and watch the movie, you realize, oh, that was Charlie Murphy.
Tony could have got some of them. He could have got the part in Blank Man with John Sally standing there.
Those kind of things where you got one line in a movie, that could have went to Tony Rock. Tony Rock is talented.
Rest in peace to charlie murphy i think that's unfair to charlie murphy let me let me tell you i think to say that about tony rock is unfair to charlie murphy you bring up all of night town charlie murphy may have just been standing there granted but at some point in his career charlie murphy was known as charlie murphy true yes he was eddie's brother but had developed a niche where people are establishing me for hitting a home run at the plate myself. He was going on tour.
I'm asking you, what is Tony Rock's moment comparable to that? He doesn't have one. However, how do we...
That's a terrible example. That's a bad example too.
Y'all bring it up. Because all the shit Charlie Murphy did was before he hit the home run.
Harlem Knights was 20 years before he hit the home run. Exactly.
So those things... He still put him on.
So those things could have led up to him getting the plate out of the pitch over the plate. Not just that.
I'm not going to shit on Tony Rock. I'm not going to shit on Tony Rock.
Like, Tony Rock ain't been on tour for the last 10 years doing comedy on his own accord. He's talented.
That nigga's funny. But, my thing is too, Tony Rock is already an established comedian.
Chris Rock is an established comedian. They're not on the same level, nowhere near.
But to give my brother a role, because Tony Rock attributed it to money and said, yo, my brother can compartmentalize between the money and the family. And so he'll be like, yo, dog, Martin was a bigger role.
Of course, I don't want the Martin Lawrence role, but you could give me the role over here. You get what I'm saying? I agree with him on that.
But in the event that I don't, what role have you procured on your own? None. Bro, that's why I need you.
And that's why I'm bringing up the Charlie Murphy point. We have to.
But Charlie Murphy didn't do it on his own. Bro, we can't say we want to help each other, we want to help blacks, we want to help do this, we want to help do that, and then say, yo, you ain't never do it on your own, so I'm not going to help you.
That's a part of helping somebody. But a lot of times you don't know the relationship.
Do you have siblings? No, but that's a part of helping somebody. All right, let me, as a person who has a sibling, well, siblings, who's tried to help siblings in the past.
I'll give you all a quick story. I guess it's like 04, 05 or something.
My brother was on 106 and Park when he was doing a Freestyle Friday show. And I think seven weeks was champion.
He did six weeks. While he's getting some notoriety up, I made a call to a couple people.
Yo, y'all wanna talk to little bro? I was trying to get him put on somewhere. He ran late for the meeting, had too many people with him, a bunch of shit.
So like you know you're just not ready yet mind you i put my name on the line to get you this meeting so now they're looking at me like where your man at what's up i said i won't do that again just something that i took from it you just wasn't ready to prioritize what you wanted so we don't know i'm just giving you that example. We don't know that in the Chris Rock situation that he might have way back.
I'm just giving you an example. He might have had tried.
Tony gave an example on the podcast. Chris might have a reason.
And this is where my issue came up. Chris said, they were doing, I think, Comedy Cell or something like that.
And Tony pulled up. Chris said, yo, I'm going to put you in the movie.
He said, all right, great. He's on tour.
Well, they weren doing, I think, Comedy Cell or something like that, and Tony pulled up.

Chris said, yo, I'm going to put you in the movie.

He said, all right, great.

He's on tour.

He said while they weren't on the.

The greatest of terms.

But then Tony was on tour or whatever, but he's like, I'll come back, whatever.

And then he started getting calls like, yo, we're on set.

Where are you?

And he's like, well, Chris never called me.

That's not Chris's job to individually call each extra in the movie. Like, someone should have been handling this.
Expecting your brother, who is a superstar, is doing you a lookout. It depends.
That depends. I don't want to feel like my brother is any less my brother because I don't put him in a movie.
I don't want to feel like that. That's true.
But also, you don't know their relationship, though. of times niggas...
I'm not trying to assume it. No, when niggas is younger they don't fuck with each other just because you get up.
I can do you that favor, but I'm not going to be obligated to do it or be as enthused to do it because our relationship wasn't solid. We miss the sibling rivalry that happens as children when niggas grow up harboring that issue.
I think you got a duty. There's no duty, nigga.
You got a duty when mama die. Yeah.
I disagree. If he's qualified, because your mom would tell you, make sure you take your brother when I got him.
And what if your brother was a piece of shit to you your whole life? What if he mistreated you as a kid? What if he did that? What if he disrespected mama love and you had to watch mama cry and shit like that? Now you still got to put him on? No, no, no. No.
All of that is, I'm agreeing with you. Obviously, if he's a murderer, you shouldn't do it.
No, no, no. I'm just saying like there's a lot of fucked up things a person could do to disqualify him for it.
But I'm saying if we starting from just zero and my brother does the same thing I'm, and he's relatively qualified, I'm putting him on. What if his brother act like he was always better than him? Like, certain things where I don't want this shit around me.
Yo, I got you. Bro, why we just keep going to the most negative things? That's what I'm saying.
We're throwing bad shit on Tony that we don't. Yeah, like, why we always got to do that? We always got to make up this hypothetical situation where the nigga is just the scum of the earth, piece of shit nigga.
That'll make you a scum of the earth. I think Tony Rock is a real good dude.
I love Tony Rock. I said Tony Rock is a real good dude.
And we're going to talk about this. I fuck with Tony Rock.
When Will Smith smacked my brother, my same brother that didn't put me on no movies, and my same brother that didn't. Tony still talk.
That nigga wanted to fuck Will Smith up. And was telling him, yo, dawg, when I see you, it's up.
You just made a point to say him to say shit. It don't matter.
When I see you, it's up. Right.
I respected that. All right, you still ain't going to be in the movies? Come on, Ish.
Come on, what? Because he said you're going to fuck him up. Like, come on, stop.
No, I'm saying he's still talking for me. He ain't having to.
What you talking about? The same nigga you just gave a scenario why I can't be in your movie. No, no.
You're a quasi star. I can't be in your movie.
But if somebody smack you, I'm coming to back for you. It always happens like that.
We put these hypotheticals on Tony. We don't know that about Tony.
No, no, true, true, true, true, true. All I know.
That's all I'm talking about, factual shit. Tony did stand up.
I'm going off what he did say on the podcast, and to me, that was the point where it's like, I can see why that didn't work out. If you're sitting around waiting for your superstar brother to call you personally to tell you when to show up on set.
I'm going to put you on a movie. But how is he supposed to know when to show is? Call the producer or director.

It sounds like the ball got dropped.

I think communication got dropped.

It sounds like the ball got dropped because as an actor, I'm not calling the producer to say, hey, there's a movie.

When do I come?

They're supposed to call him.

Someone else should be handling this. That's what I'm saying.

Somebody dropped the ball there and it might be that they thought Chris was going to contact me.

I don't want to speculate.

I'm just saying there's a lot of things that could have happened.

But at the core, if you're my brother and we're relatively talented, you should get a shot. That's all I'm saying.
That's it. That's it.
I don't give a fuck what nobody said. How could you argue that and be against the LeBron? Relatively talented.
I'm not sure when we get to Hoboken Park that Bronny James... He can beat you.
I'm not against that. Bronny James is not an NBA player.
Bro, I said LeBron James based on what my father has done in this league the money that my father has generated in this league and other areas you absolutely fucking right. He deserves to be in the NBA.
What discography tells you that Tony Rock is ready for the big leagues in terms of movies? He's been on tour for 10, 15 years. That don't necessarily change movies.
It's not big leagues. My point is, I'm not saying he should have took Bernie Mac's spot and head of state.
I'm saying he could have played the nigga selling hot dogs on the corner. He could have had an extra role.
You mean like a second round 55th pick? Yeah, I don't have a problem with that. My criticism of Bronny...
No, no, no, here's the difference. My criticism of Bronny was not...
I don't hear the difference. I don't think it's good for Bronny.
That was my point. I don't think Bronny's going to do well.
If you told me that Tony Rock's going to do a part that's going to fuck up his career, I would say, yeah, Chris, don't put him on. Tony Rock has been in movies.
Tony Rock has been in movies. And TV shows.
He can act. Super Freak Zeke.
What is that? I don't know. You're a freak.
Is was Kevin Hart, Tony Rock, Megan Good. They had an all-star cast in the fucking Steve Harvey.
There were all-stars doing a lot of work in that sentence, but I don't know what you're talking about. That's a very generous use of all-star.
You are correct. Yeah, you are correct.
Super Freak Zeke, what happened? What's the shit with Steve Harvey book? Think Like a Man. Tony Rock has been in movies.
Tony Rock, again, is not some bum-ass nigga that you just picking up off the street. That nigga is an accomplished comedian.
I'll stop here because I don't want to make my argument sound like that's what I'm trying to say about Tony Rock because I am not. I'm not trying to say that about Tony Rock.
I fuck with the Rocks. Yeah.
Period. Tony, Chris.
We just got to hear from Chris. I also fuck with brothers not all the way fucking with their brother the way their brother think they should.
Joe, if your brother could rap, not as good as you, but... I got a younger brother to rap now.
Is he professional? How good is he? You're asking the wrong nigga, though. Okay.
You're asking the wrong nigga. Yeah.
Okay. You're asking the wrong nigga.
Good luck with your shit. Like, my whole thing is this, right? My whole thing is, in our culture, we remember when we wasn't up.
That's so fucked up. Go ahead.
In our culture, we remember when we weren't up. It was a time when everybody's not up.
That's what I'm saying. Nobody walked into a fucking million dollars yesterday.
So, Chris Rock tells about when Eddie Murphy came in and put him on. Chris Rock was the mailman in fucking Boomerang.
So my thing is, you gotta start somewhere with smaller roles. Why not put my brother in a smaller role? Again, I'm not saying make him my co-star because he compared himself to Martin Lawrence.
No, you can't be in the role that Martin Lawrence is playing because he's fucking Martin Lawrence. But I can also have a role as a funny nigga, write me in some little shit, a funny nigga, the hot dog nigga, whatever the case may be, to get my sad credits up and all that.
That's true. Or you can have the role as the nigga that's mad that didn't make the flick.
Look, not Ish. Ish.
I already know. And let me ask your question.
Hey, grab the play brother number two. Hold on, hold on.
Let me ask your question, Ish. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now, if I do do that, use my phone call or get you in a role as an extra and you don't show, that's it. And now they looking at me, yo, where's your man? We had, your man's supposed to be here, da, da, da, da, da.
You might say, all right, you know what? Fool me once. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not doing that again.
And if that happened, I ain't got no issue with it. True.
But you got to get a shot. You got to give him a shot.
That's the duty. He gave him a shot.
So was he saying this that he was disgruntled about telling the story when he was telling the story? No, he didn't sound disgruntled. He didn't sound disgruntled, but in my opinion, I mean, he a professional, so you might not going to get up there and shit on your superstar brother and kick his back in, but he also said like, yo, I would've liked to have gotten some roles.
Well, that's honest and vulnerable of him, so I appreciate it. He didn't have to share none of that shit.
So it didn't sound like he was shitting on his brother? No, he sounded like he was being a professional. Ari Spears was giving the interview.
Ari Spears start asking him questions if it sounded like

the other way

Ari

what else

you know

I wouldn't

I wouldn't fuck with my brother

if he did that in the interview

yeah like yo dog

I mean

Ari Spears

another nigga

with an ugly nose

how you put

Ari Spears nose

in your mental Rolodex

because I have eyes

and I saw that interview

and said

look at this nigga

with an ugly nose

and you kept it

yes nigga

yeah

wow

yeah what's up

you got it

I had it

I don't going to hold you. A lot of chemistry.
A lot of chemistry. No, it's not.
Mel. Mel, it's not.
Mel, niggas little better than I anticipated We miss you, man We miss you First, that's facts that we miss you But also facts Yo, this crew right here I on a channel It went really well No Stop the joke I did a horrible job, man Oh, no, this is like This is. But welcome.
Come on. What the fuck is wrong with you, idiot? Lastly, my final question to my distinguished cast.
Yeah. Do we make anything of Jess Hilarious not being back on The Breakfast Club yet? Yo, timestamp man, we serving him to you.
I did him look crazy. Back to y'all.
No. Yes.
Wasn't she pregnant? Yeah. She had a baby.
She's on maternity leave. And then she had a baby.
How long ago? Like, they think baby's three. Not three years old.
Yo, man. What the fuck is wrong with you? Baby in pre-K now.
She still ain't come back to work. You're just saying that because there's a poll going out there that they said they prefer the young ladies on there now.
No, I thought this for a while because I'm a fan of Jess Hilarious. Me too.
She was such a great addition to that show. And then she left with the baby.
Baby. Seven.
That baby's at the bar. And then they brought the new young lady in there who's doing great.
So now it's the thing. But I've been one to ask where is Jess hilarious? I don't think that's out of bounds to ask.
I mean, I think she should get all the maternity leave she wants. I saw her do some interviews lately and I think she's starting to hit the road again for comedy.

That's what made me ask. Yeah, she is.

You can't tell me how he got some hella yummy in the 20s

and 30s. What do you mean?

I'm just... That nigga

deserves... For Halloween, what you been for?

You know.

That nigga is a panda

bear.

That nigga don't play, boy. I just said she deserves time.
Him at the homecoming is like BMF. Like BMF with the food trucks.
It's a monster. When he pull up to the homecoming.
Where you with the underground? With that knowledge. More house? Yeah.
Oh, man. Oh, man.
Double entendre. And we're going to get some more into the house.
Oh, man. What I was going to say is, again, I'm a Jess Hilarious fan.
I like Lauren Tarlene. I'm a fan of both of them, and I think they both dope.
In sports, try and keep up. In sports.
Oh, shit. Damn.
You don't lose your job to the backup. You don't lose your job to the backup.
But you also don't lose your job to injury. Wait, you don't? Wait, what? Wait, wait, wait.
That's the rule of sports. You don't lose your job to the backup in sports.
I mean, to injury. To injury.
If I'm out and somebody's filling in, they don't come back, oh, now you don't start no more. They give you a shot to get your job.
Sometimes I tell Drew Bledso that. I'm about to say, we just tell Drew Bledso that.
I'm not saying this never happens, but when it does happen, that's the story. It's like, yo, he lost his job during injury.
Shit, tell Dak that. With Tony Romo.
What are y'all talking about? Yeah, it happens. I'm not saying it doesn't happen.
Tell Julius Randle that. Well, no, they traded Julius Randle.
No, he was injured. Right.
For multiple seasons in a row when the team needed him. And then they said, all right, you keep being injured.
We can't do this no more. Yeah, that's different than a backup taking your spot because you were injured and turned out the backup in your starting spot was actually better.
Julius Randle out 40 games. He rehabs.
He comes back. And he's now healthy.
It's his spot to reclaim. Now, you can compete for it the next season.
Tell that to OG and Anubi. They traded him.
No. The Knicks traded for him and kept him same position as julius paid him the max but and then shipped julius who's been there for five six years that's what i'm saying back he still ain't i mean he never got healthy they both played in january they both was playing in january then he got hurt and they decided to keep og and you know man i'm just telling you there are there are some instances where it happened.
I'm not saying there aren't exceptions. What I'm saying is, in general, historically we've said, like if you have a job and I'm out.
I don't think Russell Wilson's gonna go back to that bench. I'll tell you that much.
But he's also a marginal starter now. It's not like he's a guy who people think of as a go-to guy.
And he might have just beat him out. He didn't lose his job to the injury.
To the injury. You know what I'm saying? And I'm not comparing pregnancy to an injury.
I'm just saying when you're out of work for an excused reason, you know what I mean? You don't just come back and go, oh, you lost your job. You should have been pregnant, right? You could question the fit or find a way to make it both work, but I would hate to see anything happen to Jess based on the fact that she left to have a baby.
And Jess is getting ready to hit the road. She's opening for Martin on his tour.
Yeah, she's dope. They both dope.
Yeah, be a... Yeah, maybe there's a world where she quit.
Yeah, this could be a whole play for them. We don't know.
We don't know. We don't know.
And I'm sure that contract was nice and tidy. Yeah, I hope so.
Hopefully. Hope so.
Shout out to Jess Hilarious. Shout out to Jess.
And the new young lady, Lauren. Lauren, shout out to Lauren too.
They both dope. They got different strengths, but they both dope.
Okay.

I'm going to end this broadcast,

but not before I play this Fatchel clip

so we could just hear

what was going on now.

Y'all,

y'all queue up sleepers, y'all.

Let's get your sleepers. Y'all are't queue up sleepers, y'all.
Let's get you sleepers.

We were doomed.

We were doomed.

Tried to told you.

I love Fat Joe, but...

Yeah.

Oh, Lord.

This is what Fat Joe did before the Yankee game while we were down 0-2.

This is the Bronx's response to the Dodgers bringing out Ice Cube the game before. Oh, my God.
I got a hundred runs. A hundred clicks.
Hits. Oh, a hundred hits.
You say we from the home of the terrorists I thought that Thoroughest Thoroughest Man, I can see that Moses, Amy, do the evening He got a set blown up What? I'm going to talk to you I'm going to talk to you I'm going to talk But then everybody took crazy. How they ain't going to pitch.
We're going to hit it out the park every time we hit. You know Stan needs truth, homie.
Got the Holy Shook saying, Nigel, go and let him loose on me. Too sorry, I'm bringing the team back.
Even the Dodgers was forced to leave. Shit, so fucking I'm just fucking kidding me.outing the Dodgers out.
Wow. Oh, man.
Is that the moment where your soul left your body and you knew Yankees was toast? I mean, once I saw how many runners we were leaving on base, I was like, okay. It was a lot.
When they were running zero hits. I had a lot of them on my prospects.
It was a lot. And yeah.
Shout out to the Yankees. I don't know if I'm rooting for them to win tonight or lose so my dad could see a celebration.
I told you last week, gentlemen's sweet, right? That means you're going to lose tonight. You're going to win tonight and then lose on the fifth.
I want your dad to have a great night. Shout out to your father.
And then you'll lose in, you know, game five. You can't go out in a sweep, man.
Yeah, gentleman sweep. You get your one.
I'm rooting for the Yankees. Show some pride, man.
Do it for George. Do it for George, man.
Show a little bit of. Any of them.
Any of them. Oh, shit.
Dead ass. Any of them.
My sources say that they've given up, though. All jokes aside, I talked to somebody in the locker room.
Candace? No, it was not. He's fine, y'all.
He spoke to Candace Owens. No, no, no.
The Yankees gave up. Dead ass.
It was a beat right. We asked what the energy was like.
He said, totally done. Judge was going through the motions with his answers to our questions.
No feeling. When one game rings hollow after a performance like that.

Well, Judge can't make contact, one.

And two, a lot of this is bad managing by Boone,

and I think the life was sucked out of him in that game one loss.

Yeah.

That game one loss hurt.

And that's New York teams in general.

Because y'all are front runners and you like character and heart,

once you take the soul out of y'all, one good punch to the mouth is a wrap. And that's what happened in game one, which I told you was going to happen.
And then it happened again in game two. You know, it's over.
I mean, yeah. But it was a good season.
Shout out to the Yankees. Real good season.
I do think we'll be back. No respect for New York sports.
It was really difficult watching the Knicks-Cavs game the other night for me I just cannot get used to this cat what they call this nigga Big Cat, Big Purr, Big Bodega whatever they calling him I cannot get used to this mind you I've watched the Knicks every time they've played Cleveland just manhandle them on the boards so this was the first time where we looked afraid of Evan Mobley. Word.
And I wasn't, I'm not used to that. I'm not used to that at all.
I hope that we gel and get it together, man. Y'all cooked us last year on the boards.
Now y'all don't look like the same team. At all.
Cat just, he shot nine shots against Cleveland, dancing out, round out there by the fucking three fucking three point line Mobley and what's my man name

He used to play for the Nets

The big tall dude with the afro

Got that super max

He's on Cleveland now

The other big boy

Jarrett

Yeah man

Them niggas did whatever the fuck

They wanted to do man

Shout out to the Knicks

Hopefully y'all get it together

And the Giants

I won't even get into it

Yeah yeah I was gonna say

That was a good game

I was just waiting

I like that game

Thank you. do, man.
Shout out to the Knicks. Hopefully y'all get it together.
And the Giants, I won't even get into it. Yeah, yeah, I was going to say.
I was just waiting. I like that game.
It was good. Cam Ward.
Just waiting. Cam Ward, let's draft him.
You're not going to be there. Cam Ward, let's draft him.
You're not going to be there. We two and six.
The Panthers are going to be there. It's a lot of bad teams right now.
It's crazy. The way Dallas Dallas is looking We fuck around and be getting a nice little draft We'll get a top 5 pick I don't think there's 5 worse teams than us I love that In terms of record Carolina New England The Chargers I No, the Chargers are all right.

I don't know their record.

The Raiders?

The Raiders are pretty bad.

The Jets are bad. The Saints are pretty bad.

The Dolphins and the Jets are pretty bad.

The Browns are bad.

The Bengals are not going to have a worse record than us.

Tennessee is bad.

They only got one win.

It's bad.

Two and six?

They tank it.

They tank it.

There's a lot of teams down there in that two, three win.

But I also don't have Cam Ward being the first quarterback off the board.

Although right now you guys technically would be the fourth pick.

That's what I'm saying.

Yeah.

Top five and we're in the Cam Ward race.

But Cam Ward and Shadour are going off one and two probably.

Well, Shadour is black.

So I'm a Giants fan.

We don't draft black quarterbacks.

Is Shadour a solid?

Cam Ward is black.

I'm not a football guy like that. Is Shadour a solid NFL prospect? Yes.
Itants fan. We don't draft black quarterbacks.
Is Shadour a solid? I'm not a football guy like that.

Is Shadour a solid NFL prospect? Yes. It's real.
It's real. It's not hype.
Okay. It's good to know.
He looking like the prototypical black quarterback today. Okay.
Which is, I could do it with my arm. I could do it with my legs.
That's what's up. Good decision making.
He looking tough. All right, I'm taking it back to the old school.

Taking it back to me losing my virginity.

No, not me losing my virginity.

Me learning how to fuck.

My baby mom's had that motherfucking little stereo over there.

Used to play some shit.

I told this story before.

You know what time it is.

I'm going with Joy Lick. Okay.
Yo, this was... Oh, man.
Nigga, this record changed my entire sex life. At 17, 18 years old, my baby mama played this.
Oh, my God. I control when you grab a coat and eat.
This guy is crazy. I love it.
I love it. You got lock and key Every part of me Know what makes me tick I love it when you tick Yeah, yeah, yeah To tick Hey, go! Your every touch excites me And when it I ain't too proud to pay And even when you're not around me The tingling just won't go away Don't make my fight wait no longer

Cause this could be just a play, play, play, play

Actually, that's too freaky for a part.

I'm changing it.

Same vibe.

Alphonso Hunter, man.

Talk to him. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

I go and see how when I need some lovin' She's not afraid to give me all of her affection Oh, I know she's got a treat for me After workin' hard all week Her pretty face I need to see So I'm

I'm a rover

I'm coming over

Soon as I get to her

She knows what you're doing

What I want

She gives me good

This isn't warmer

Baby I need

All your love

I'm not going to lie. She gives me good love, but she does.
This isn't warm love.

Baby, I need all your love.

She's my weekend thing. I know this rock, since I'm all through the night.

She's my weekend thing.

She's my weekend thing.

When I be mad, I don't know where to go. Baby, got a freaky flow.
She's my weekend thing. Hey, baby.
She pulls me in and takes my coat off nice and slow

Fireplace is burning for her love I'm yearning

And her sweet perfume feels so rude

Oh, it's the way that she walks, the way that she talks

The softness of her lips, her tender kiss

Thank you. She walks the way that she talks The softness of her lips, her tender kiss I need all her love, I need her touch

She's my weekend fan

She's my weekend fan. She's my weekend fan.
Oh, you're back. I know you're back.
Yeah, yeah. She's my weekend fan.
She's my weekend fan. She's my weekend fan, yeah.
Oh, she got me back. She got me back.
She got me back. She's my weekend thing, yeah Oh She's my weekend thing Yeah, yeah She's my weekend thing Alright, that is brand old music Brand old music from Alfonso Hunter That record is called Weekend Thing She's my weekend thing Available in your phones and on DSPs right this second Actually, I don't know that that's true i didn't check that these old niggas be snatching they snatching their shit off hey check it yourself that's alfonzo with a z weekend thing y'all are down all right what we got what we got, what we got?

I really love this album.

It's Glorilla's album.

Just recently came out.

We talked about it previously, but I feel like this one record,

I haven't really heard it as much because it's buried deeper down the album.

This record is called Letter Cook off of Glorious. I ain't never gave no fuck Fell out with them hoes, we ain't never makin' up Back for everything I ever lost, I'm on the mission We turned the whole house into a booth, we in the kitchen Uh, let her cook Big low come through fryin' shit Let her cook Too much cake, I bow, bitch Let her cook Uh, all these tops, I'm tryin' shit Let me cook Uh, big low come through, shut shit down, I'm bringin' hoes out Uh, run up on this shit you want, I'm trying shit, let me cook Big low come through, shut shit down, I'm bringing hoes out Run up on this shit you want, I'm swinging balls out If them hoes ain't bad as blow, then put them hoes out Got my ankles on your nigga's shoulder, or them toes out Assing got a little feather, now these hoes look madder Head done got a little feather, I don't even think that madder Bitch talking like she gang, she don't really want no ammo these hoes come walk a mile and need your invention Sam Bitch, I ain't gonna cry no hunter I ain't gonna cry no race either I got my own cake, niggas gonna make me wait either My nigga ever cheat on me, I bet we break even Uh, bitch, your nigga steal my nigga Bet he can't leave me Never gave a damn, I ain't never gave no fuck Fell out with them hoes, we ain't never make enough Back for everything I ever lost, I'm on the mission We turned the whole house into a booth, we in the kitchen Uh, let her cook Big low come through frying shit Let her cook Too much cake out by a bitch Let her cook Uh, all these tops I'm trying shit Let me cook, early bird, get the worm Give me head, I want your sperm Can't teach these hoes to gain, these bitches tender, let em learn Know they hate to see me rip, play that usher, let it burn Hold up, what a fucking minute, let me talk my shit I can't let up on these bitches I'm finna drop again Gave you hoes the recipe Can't get this off again Gave them hoes a head start this time Slow that bitches lost again Never gave a damn I ain't never gave no fuck Fell out with them hoes We ain't never makin' up Back for everything I ever lost I'm on the mission We turned the whole house into a booth We in the kitchen Let her cook Big low come through frying shit Let her cook Too much cake I bow, bitch Let her cook All these stops I'm trying shit Let me cook And that is Let Her Cook by Glorilla off of Glorious.

I'm playing new old music.

This is a Clark Kent joint.

How we roll?

Cannabis.

Ooh.

I just love this beat.

Yeah. Let's go.
For anybody tryna go the distance I promise you no less than a hundred thousand kilometers My bomb threats are how you evacuating your continent I'm barbaric with the alphanumeric hitting you with lyrics to separate your body from your spirit This is for whack niggas doing shows and shit Cause I'll be in the crowd if you ain't controlling it I I'm with you, medical contact will split you into litter. Clienter like Christmas so I can you What I say is your beat displayed at the Smithsonian Your rhymes are phonian than cubic zirconias Have you any idea what I do to cruise like you? How many niggas in my career I ran through? Coming after you, blasting you With a shotgun like a front seat passenger You must be asking for some sort of a massacre I'll attack your cardiovascular Shouting you like glass and automobile crashes When I smash that ass in the Blackberry monastas Rip your speak of the ashes You can kick a hole in it cause I be in the crowd if you ain't controlling it Woo! Yo when this came out I swore he was the nicest dude in the universe By the way So he was a good nobody, but we didn't.
Third verse. I roll up on your cool quicker than long sleeves.
At a speed that would confuse Keanu Reeves. So ask yourself, who am I? I'm the illest MC that you ever seen in your fucking life.
I hop into the backseat of a cab and rhyme. Till the meter says nine, nine, nine 9, 9 Live for line, I battle any kind of MC at any time Whether they signed or unsigned With many lines, more lines than a million pair of Adidas More lines than the Bible quoted from Jesus More lines than the African herd of zebras Niggas just ain't fucking with the cannabis sativa This is for all you niggas doing shows and shit Cause Cause I'm in the crowd if you ain't controlling, trolling, trolling That's how we roll, Cannabis Produced By DJ Clark Kent, rest in peace and thank you Clark Kent, we love you and miss you, man Word Gotta let that album rock again Clark Kent told me I was nice into all y'all niggas too Just so y'all know I know he's not here, so you can't confirm, but he said it.
We'll take your word. I ain't like the rest of you niggas that keep posting the pictures.
I had real-life talks with the man. He told me I was better than y'all.
He did. All of y'all.
But go ahead. Let me just go into my joint.
I'm going back to Big Jersey. More Joe.

Let's go.

Turn it up.

10 minutes?

What you gonna do with?

Calm down?

Yo, that's what we doing.

Idiot, yo.

Who else from Jersey?

The artist, nigga.

He said you're not an artist.

Song is Soul on Fire Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh In the end Lose control Wipe your hands Out through my head Just how I like it Get the feeling in my soul I lift you up and spread your legs, just how you like it Let me in those controls I need it Look you in your eyes and see that you're defeated The way that you're breathing I glorify this love we made Won't ever lose this love Going round for round, round for round I think it's time we let it go You missed your climax Slow it down, we can make some time for that Pick you up, break you off, you got me trapped And I'm loving the way that you say it Love, cause that's how I need it Ooh-oh, that's how I need it I glorify this love we made On the hardest days, Lord, the way you say my name I'm feeling like, feeling like your open book Take you everywhere I've ever seen you look Show you all, show you all the things you ain't seen Take you far, take you places you ain't been Cause you know that I'm fucking it up And I'm loving your body like crazy Calling me yours, calling you mine, you my babe My babe, glorify this love we made Won't ever lose this love I'm forever That is Soul on Fire by The Artist with a dollar sign as the S. Yeah.
Her name is The Artist. Tough.
Fuck with it. Prince's name was The Artist.
Her name is The Artist as well. And Prince.
There you go. Oh, Mel's not here.
Yeah. Damn, man.
I wanted to hear Mel's sleeper today. I did.
Mel, we love you, girl. Enjoy your day off Have a slice Have a blast I'm going out tonight You outside? Going out tonight Girls love karaoke Oh you bringing it back They're doing Girls Love Halloween.
Girls do love Halloween.

And I love that Girls Love Halloween.

Say, yo, y'all, tonight they're doing Girls Love Halloween.

Who's dressing up like a punk?

Now, last week, I got there early and left early.

Some of the money niggas was looking at me like a punk.

Not tonight. Not tonight.

Not tonight.

Niggas throwing money in there?

I said some of the money niggas was looking at me like I needed a nap.

They were looking at me like I was sleepy.

You ain't arrived.

You ain't.

I got it.

I got it.

You ain't like that shit, though.

No, no, no.

You gonna learn on the night, though. What's up? What you doing tonight Which is tomorrow night You cool They doing Girls Love Halloween Tomorrow night You said that's tomorrow night Which is tonight Because this comes out tomorrow Yeah I already hit The people I need to hit Let them know A few Blancos.
Tommy and Araska. Yeah, man.
Girls do love Halloween. They do.
We could talk tonight. I might want to come see some.
I'm big on costumes. I'll see some ghosts and some cats.
I'm head on. I'm head Nurses.
Velma. This is a little social event that they do in the city, man.
I mean, they do it at the right time because we all love Halloween. We all do.
Like you said, they love Halloween. We're very festive.
Normally girls love karaoke. Tricking and treating? This week is girls love...
We gotta get in the spirit Halloween yeah it's a costume party gotta wear a costume

man

costume is like a fucking

what's that word

it's a license to slut

when you wanna fuck more

aphrodisiac

right that's what aphrodisiac mean

when you wanna fuck more

no things that make you

yeah

right

same ballpoint

come on educator

that's an aphrodisiac

you wanna stay away Mr. Hill

I wanna aphrodisiac mean

I was like

that's right

I'm cool. I don't even know what costume.
What costumes? You know what I mean? I'm going to go with my girl. I'm bringing my girl, too.
There you go. There you go.
I'm bringing my girl. Yo, when my girl shut the fuck up and stopped bitching about bitches, she's funny.
You ever remember that your girl is like, yo, you not that bad. You're not doing this.
Shut the fuck up sometimes. I can live with this shit.
Yo, the night you bring your girl out is also the night that all the girls you want to fuck come out.

Like, I'm bringing my girl

because I was just there last week.

I kept it cool and I kept it peeing.

I kept it peeing.

Watch this week.

Watch what happened now.

What y'all think?

Halloween is such a good time.

It's definitely 10 feet.

Yeah, it is 10 feet. At least nine and a half.
At least nine and a half. All right, man.
Cut. Oh.
Come on, man. I'm ending with number three.
Y'all know what time it is. I love y'all.
I don't know, y'all. I can give it midnight release.
I don't know. I don't know, Flip.
Four more hours, man. You go home.
It's cool. Yo, hey, just give me four more hours of your time, maybe five, and you go home.
Mark worked it out in his contract. He's going to get out of here in ten minutes.
I need about four more hours. You ain't sitting there.
I'm fucking with you. Yeah, we're running for.
We ain't looking at that. Here's the thing.
We ain't looking. Here it go.
Here it go. Here it go.
Here it go. Here it go.
Here it go. Here it go.
Here it go. Here it go.
Here it go. Here it go.
Here it go. Here it go.
Here it go. Here it go.
Here it go. Here'm good.
My contract got a driver, so I just go back and forth. Yeah, yeah.
He got a driver's contract. You shouldn't negotiate that.
Yeah. Nah, I'm trying.
All right, man, yeah. I'm re-texting in already.
Yo, yo, fucking with you is one of my favorite things in the fourth quarter, yo. The fourth quarter ain't even the fourth quarter if I can't fuck with Flick.
Yo, keep prayers lord knows we love being there or we need to be there until next time i bid you adieu farewell adios cerevodici hasta la vista au revoir so long goodbye or simple head now will suffice you know what i mean check this stuff look some niggas break away the pain. I think I'm ways to gain.

And it happens so naturally, you think it's preordained.

Strangely, your brain escaped from that ball of chain.

Them telephiles in it for the long Hall of Fame wait.

Yo, remember life is a series of moments and moments past.

So let's make this one last as if it's all we have.

And lastly, if I'm trying to get even or find a balance.

Oh, nah. Do you hear how nice that nigga was? Can't tell if I'm trying to get even or find a balance.
Get it? If you find a balance, it's even. But I'm much closer.
I'm on the front. Hoes love it.
So sober, yet he's so. Here, Parks.
Let they bars know, nigga. I want them all the same.
Tell them I feel the ice as it's forming in my veins. Chasing our high so much that we both...
Yo, and lastly, the baddies are insecure. The stagnant women want to travel.
And the closed-minded women want you to teach some things. Grab you a Tylenol, you might need it.
What I could be. On top of the world, my desire to fall.
Cause what's the point of dreaming big if you've acquired it all? But if lyricism is back, I help the spearhead. If we ordering CLs, make mine a year ahead.
I skip the club line and don't get turned around. So girls come at a high volume.
I don't turn them down. That was broke.
That was broke. That nigga was talking like that.
That was penniless. That nigga was high volume.

That's why I keep saying it. Turn it down.

They don't want you to rap now.

Like you ain't even do the science.

Volume, turn it. Come on.

Come on, man.

That's like it.

Come on, man.

Shout out to T-Rock.

That's like, shout out to Tate Rock, let's like Alright, anybody got any interesting plans for the rest of the week? Halloween plans, Halloween plans, weekend plans, anything cool that we need to share? Nah. Improper improv.
Keep it light. Old nigga shit.
Season two. Improper improv today.
And I'll be at Ice Loves Halloween, too. Yo.
Oh, you can't come out because you and your shorty, but. All right, who, what? I have to do something.
If you want to check out Girls Love Halloween, man. Do you see the trailer for the shit, the teaser? Imani, I know Imani.
I don't need to see it. You see the teaser? That's right.
I'm sold. The name.
I'm sitting there watching the fucking trailer on my phone. Here go my stupid ass girl.
I'm like, yo, I knew that camera was coming my way.

She said, yeah, I know.

I can tell by your pose sitting there trying to hide your thumb, nigga.

You're sitting there trying to hide your thumb and look cool in front of the bitches, nigga.

Yo, I cried laughing for 40 minutes.

Yo, sometimes your girl know you.

Yeah.

Sometimes your girl know you.

Hey, I saw the camera.

I did try to hit my, I tried to hit my... You got me? God gave me anything I was hoping for.
No galore. Try to quit smoking more.
Just mad at going wrong. So how could we end up trusting each other? When our bond started out without judging each other.
Go fucking like, yeah, we just fucking each other. But nobody getting fooled while we bluffing each other.
Got one girl girl that's too much history with Another that's never happy, too much misery with Another that'll guzzle shots till she live really sick And another that only texts me to say give me some dick to sweat How could you ever say Joe it's off? What if I tell you my problems, you think I'm showing up? I keep it quiet, it's all covered on my end. My quality of life is pretty high-end.

Also, while we end, I want to let y'all know

Joel Embed is scheduled to not play tonight.

Wow.

He didn't play the other night either.

But y'all know, I'll still turn on ESPN

to see if I see Ish and Mark fucking holding hands.

Niggas can't go to the game?

No.

Not at all.

Let me see you on ESPN again, nigga.

Talking to holding Mark.

Next year, I'm grown up.

I'm growing up next year.

Alright. Well, Mark leaves.
Cool. All right.

Well, Mark leaves.

Stay here, Flip.

JVP, JVP, why would you be without the JVP?

Try to do some slick shit.