Episode 771 | "Toxic Poetry"

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Speaker 1 Enjoy the show.

Speaker 1 Feel good.

Speaker 1 What's popping? Everything.

Speaker 1 What was with the evil maniacal act?

Speaker 1 No, I'm just in a good mood. I'm in a good mood.
Happy to see everybody. Happy my good brother Freeze is back with us today.

Speaker 1 Come on, man.

Speaker 1 Missed y'all, man. I'm glad to be back.
I missed you too, man. You had left me with these niggas for that Dirk segment, but we'll try to get back into it.
Don't worry.

Speaker 1 I'm a John Stockton that topic right back up somehow.

Speaker 1 Good brother Mark is here with us today. Hey, hey, Mark.

Speaker 1 Come on. I look forward to those days, too.
I look forward to those days, too. That's two reasons to feel blessed and highly favored.
And the third, I told Mel asked to stay

Speaker 1 fucking ass.

Speaker 1 Hey, next up, I believe that's me.

Speaker 1 Hey, shout out to our good sister Mel.

Speaker 1 Home enjoying the an off day. Tried to finagle it into a Friday off somehow.

Speaker 1 Hey, go ahead and take tomorrow off. Yeah, but how about Friday?

Speaker 1 Girl.

Speaker 1 Anyway, my brother Flip is here with me. Huh? Huh? My brother Flip is here with me today.
Yes, yes, yes. He's my guy, man.
There's so many reasons to be blessed, man. Thank God.

Speaker 1 Thank the Lord up above, a higher power, man. And most importantly, man, each one of y'all are here with us today out there.
What's up, y'all? Hey, what's up? What's up? What's up?

Speaker 1 Dude.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, Mark. What's up? Yeah.
Yeah, we got you now, buddy.

Speaker 1 I fly it solo. Hey, Mark came in and said,

Speaker 1 hey, just for my

Speaker 1 just for my database.

Speaker 1 I gotta say database. Just for my, yeah, you know, you talk like that.

Speaker 1 Just for my database,

Speaker 1 who's off today?

Speaker 1 And I said,

Speaker 1 Mel.

Speaker 1 And he said, no, shucks.

Speaker 1 And I said, sometimes you got to go to bed without your blanket, buddy.

Speaker 1 Sometimes you go to bed, it ain't no comforter.

Speaker 1 It's just that one sheet. Sometimes you got to get in the bullpen.

Speaker 1 Find you a corner. That sheet wake you wake up every three hours.
Yeah, that heated blanket. Sometimes you got to remove it.

Speaker 1 See how that political brother act. Ven.

Speaker 1 Good. Rocking solo, man.
All right. I feel good.
All right. I'm just checking.
I'm just checking. It's right there circling.
Look.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's crazy. My nigga, it's right.
What's wrong with you? Oh, no, he ain't even there no more. One one six a game.

Speaker 1 He's so stupid. One sixer game.
My man don't even circle the optimum. Look at him.

Speaker 1 You can't wait. You can't wait to this.
get it. Talking a hole in Marquette, during the day.

Speaker 1 I'm in a good mood, man. Happy we all here.

Speaker 1 Anyone have anything pressing on their heart that they need to share before we get started? Any tension that could disrupt the rest of the workday?

Speaker 1 Yes. Oh, here we go.

Speaker 1 Well, you invited us. But

Speaker 1 I'll do that at a later date. Hey,

Speaker 1 look at that first today. Yeah.
How's that for growth?

Speaker 1 How's that for fucking fucking immaturity? I like this shit, though. Just burning them up.
Just burning them up and stuff. On fire.
Hey.

Speaker 1 And watch you today, Mark, too. Why are you watching me? Let's see how you act around niggas.
I'm real niggas.

Speaker 1 Let's see how you act around niggas.

Speaker 1 I know you was in Philly with me. You was outside, nigga, on Jersey.
We was outside, and you was cool. Let's see how you act, nigga.
I'm on the camera. Okay, man.
I'm on.

Speaker 1 You're one of the niggas, but you be acting crazy. No, I don't act crazy.

Speaker 1 I'm out.

Speaker 1 No, she's she's not here, nigga. You with us.

Speaker 1 I'm the same person no matter who. Welcome to the trap house, nigga.

Speaker 1 We got him there, y'all. We got him.
Got him. We got to the back trap house.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 Let's get started. Then, if somebody even had a camera at the bar, that was an event in itself.
It's like, what?

Speaker 1 You brought a camera to the bar?

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 What do you like? Well, let's have a photograph then. Hey, you guys, we're going to have a photograph.
We're gonna make a photograph.

Speaker 1 He's got a camera in the bar. No, he's got it here.

Speaker 1 He's got it with him.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I think he brought it from his house or something.

Speaker 1 Get your ass over here. You guys want to have a photograph? We're going to have a photograph together.

Speaker 1 Because he got a camera in the bar. He got it with him.

Speaker 1 No, he can't beat it. He's going to take it.

Speaker 1 No, he can't. He can't be in the photo.
He's got to take the photo. How can he be in it? God damn it.
What do you want him to do? Put the fucking camera on a stick don't be an idiot

Speaker 1 one of the greatest ever speaker right now

Speaker 1 you know i mean there's some people that might not be familiar welcome welcome come on come on they still coming in

Speaker 1 They still coming in, y'all. Everybody get comfy.

Speaker 1 Hey.

Speaker 1 Shout out to wherever you might be listening from.

Speaker 1 Shout out to the nine-to-privist, the entrepreneurs out there, my fellow podcasters and the creators.

Speaker 1 Walk barefoot over the coal through the fire. I thought the toe would be lighter, but make sure that bunch rolled a little tighter.
I tell them I'm just looking for some peace of mind.

Speaker 1 But they say I'm only working with a peace of mind. If I'm a drew it, it'll be on my own accord.
No crutch. Swear to God, I never called upon the Lord so much.

Speaker 1 Way the corner of the club, laughing at the wannabe.

Speaker 1 I could Anything I wanna be, put like a ton of reefs, but that's gonna unleash everything I'm trying to hide underneath.

Speaker 1 Then I'd lose all I've earned.

Speaker 1 Hold on, hold on, what's gonna earn out? Cause I'm the only thing at stake. And what up all over the world? Germany do ball without what I'm playing with.

Speaker 1 Must be time to escape from that. And fuck rhymes, might be time to escape from rap.
Why should I be the only nigga to escape from the act? So I lie since everybody with

Speaker 1 the baby.

Speaker 1 Yeah, nothing to prove with no fear.

Speaker 1 Well, the first and last time listeners out there.

Speaker 1 Well, if it happens, it happens. I believe in free will.

Speaker 1 Just know that ain't how we built. Alcohol niggas that are dead you for a cheap thrill.
Got a great show lined up for y'all today.

Speaker 1 Y'all know all I'm about. They keep putting up roadblocks.
I keep finding alternate routes. Now, success seems likely.
Anybody wanna try me? I'm all for it. Can't trip me up.
Follow, fool, fool.

Speaker 1 Yo, I wanna shout out to all the hip-hop sites out there. Shout out to all hip-hop.
Stop shouting. So

Speaker 1 we're about to pop. I started on some mixtage shit while you were going, Freeze, so I just want to keep the show going.

Speaker 1 Pull them out of fuck your jersey. I know it is Jersey.

Speaker 1 Big Jersey, big jersey, big jersey. Twin lands.

Speaker 1 Big Jersey. Let's go.
Only for so long, you can keep me quiet. Flew a model brought in, so you know I'm knee-deep at the hire.
But careful, see she be a riot. And she don't stab niggas like Kiki Wire.

Speaker 1 Fuck rat, look what they leave me. Rest in peace, the big kids.
They sound like Feces, the bitch, my shit. Bing game damn, they can't survive with Geico bars.

Speaker 1 Things, man. But got some AKs that's longer than Greg Oten.

Speaker 1 Some of these slugs is for wannabe thugs. They saw, bitch may call them some of these thugs.
Son, Son, I'm that nigga. Guns blast quicker.
When dope boys are shorter, muntin', cash nigga.

Speaker 1 I'm talking about birds, cause my hunt ass bigger. You in the pursuit of happiness, bum ass nigga.
Oh my god, is this narcissist of me to do?

Speaker 1 I don't care.

Speaker 1 I don't care. I only do this like once a year.
No matter play, but that's the bottom.

Speaker 1 With his hands rammed on Apollo. They get the sandman at the Apollo.
Welcome to Doomsday. I'm Kobe in the clutch.
Titan with the club, bandam at the Kumatane. Party with invisible men.

Speaker 1 But y'all know, keep them E40s on him. I just tell him where to go.
I ain't the best at Dunnet, just a reckless jump kid. Big L Witten, some Lord Finesse punches.
My deep joint like a mirage pocket.

Speaker 1 Liminem is sanity with Nas is knowledge. But nah, he ain't emo, he more like a rap hero.
Trapped like Nicholas Cage at Ground Zero. They don't like jerks, they wanna CJ Dunn.

Speaker 1 And they only loving New York on V. Who's ready to rock?

Speaker 1 Just not on your screen. They told me the revolution will not be televised.
Oh, God.

Speaker 1 Show you the truth. Mixtapes the glass ceiling.
And I broke through the roof. I'm more of a hood star.
I've never been a snigger to put out 20 tapes with just four good bars.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 It's alright. It's alright.
Don't worry about it. Don't worry.
Listen. I wasn't asking.
I was pretty good. I wasn't asking.
I wasn't asking. Mike, check, Mike.
See how he got the number three.

Speaker 1 Mike, check, Mike, check, Mike, check, Mike, check. Yeah, put your blackberries up.

Speaker 1 Put your blackberries up out there.

Speaker 1 Yeah!

Speaker 1 Put the round of applause because God is so glorious.

Speaker 1 A round of applause because God is so good to us, even Corey.

Speaker 1 The universe.

Speaker 1 Keep that applause going. Let me get these drops out the way.

Speaker 1 What episode is this? 771. Welcome to episode 771.
You know what time it is. You know who we be and you know what we here to do.
Shout out to all the first and last time listeners out there.

Speaker 1 Shout out to all the baddies and the ugly bitches too.

Speaker 1 Shout out to the chicks with some ass. Shout out to the chicks that bought some ass.

Speaker 1 Shout out to the chicks that bought some ass and it corroded their ass. And shout out to the chicks that don't have ass but talk like they got ass.

Speaker 1 This episode is brought to you by, fueled by, powered by, prize picks. That's the gang.

Speaker 1 And y'all already know what the fuck time it is, man. Y'all know who's here.
You know who we be. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Budden.

Speaker 1 Been doing this shit for close to 10 years in February. I got to figure out how we're going to celebrate, but a celebration is coming.
Hopefully, everyone's there.

Speaker 1 Hopefully everyone is there. Got a really amazing cast here to my right.

Speaker 1 You seen him on Pierce Morgan.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 You seen him at Berkeley. Come on.
Come on. Wells they seen him at you seen him at NYU.
You seen him at NYU, huh? Giving knowledge.

Speaker 1 Huh? Letting you know what's good.

Speaker 1 Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for Mark Lamont Hill.

Speaker 1 Mark, how you feeling, man? I feel great. I'm asking you, you got any rich people lotion? I do.

Speaker 1 I do. This nigga's such a baddie.
Look, look, I got it. I got it.

Speaker 1 You mean it's changed your jog over to the fucking bag?

Speaker 1 You ain't over there to get that. Sit your ass down.
Oh, man. This nigga's such a bad thing.
Appreciate that.

Speaker 1 God is good. Good to see you.
This nigga said, I feel ashy.

Speaker 1 I ill. This shit is crazy.
You know, Ish don't wear lotion?

Speaker 1 Is that like a light-skinned thing? Like, you don't need to? Huh?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I figured. I mean, sorry.

Speaker 1 It's not.

Speaker 1 He should do it. Why? I don't know.
It would help.

Speaker 1 What the hell is going on? It's all like a local. It's being lathered.
Being moisturized.

Speaker 1 Smelling bad.

Speaker 1 Getting more.

Speaker 1 What's ah.

Speaker 1 I mean, however you take it, my brother.

Speaker 1 However you take it, brother.

Speaker 1 It's still us.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but it could go up.

Speaker 1 Wow. I'm cool.
Hey, Fat Joe just said it. That's the problem.
Shout out to the Yankees.

Speaker 1 I mean, it can go all the way up. The Yankees.
Never heard of them. Oh, the Phillies playing.
Hold up, nigga. Last week, I should have bet.
I was gonna say, oh, we got a bet you.

Speaker 1 You wasn't man enough to bet.

Speaker 1 You was talking crazy. Oh, we're gonna get it.

Speaker 1 I'm gonna let my dad go to game seven.

Speaker 1 I hope you sent him to game three, like I told you. Game four.
Thank you. Game four.
I told you. Game four.
You sound real confident. Now you made sure you went to the only game.
And you know what?

Speaker 1 I feel like I jinxed the Yankees. I was talking all this shit about the Dodgers pitching, and we can't hit not one of them.
Not one of them. We can't hit not one of them.
So many batters left on base.

Speaker 1 Aaron Judge is not looking Aaron Judgish. Not at all.
It's a mess. Homeboy from the Dodgers are Fred Freeman.
I'm sick of him. Yo, see, that's my problem with drill rap.

Speaker 1 Y'all supposed to use your powers for good like kidnapping Fred Freeman and hiding him in the basement of a dark Bronx building rather than have him homer three games in a row and a grand slam in game one.

Speaker 1 Are you shitting me? Get the fuck out of here. We should have been kidnapped him.

Speaker 1 Y'all killing the wrong. Oh, you can't say that.

Speaker 1 Well, we're not trying to, you know, I mean, we're not killing anybody.

Speaker 1 A kidnapping. Let him go next week.
Come on, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Free him with the eight o'clock on Delta next week. Yeah, come on, man.
But shout out to the Yankees. I'm sending my dad to game four.
Good. And hopefully, he still enjoys it, man.

Speaker 1 Fat Joe, we're going to get to that Fat Joe part in a brief second.

Speaker 1 Brother Flip is here. Queens Flip.
Queens Flip, Queens Flip, Queens Flip.

Speaker 1 Queens Flip is in the building. You know what I mean? Really blessed to have him here today.
Appreciate you. Queens, get the money to his right.
Come on, y'all know the vibes, man.

Speaker 1 Kicks is going to always match the hoodie. The fuck time y'all thought it was, man.
You know how many of my niggas robbed fucking clothing trucks? Is that Forest Green?

Speaker 1 You know how many of my niggas robbed the fucking fancy stores and came sold it to the hood for half off?

Speaker 1 Come on, man. What's me?

Speaker 1 Ain't nothing wrong with a good booster every now and again. I ain't gonna hold you.
Come on, shout out. Even in our old age.

Speaker 1 King Wawa, Good Brother, Ish is here, man.

Speaker 1 Both knees out. Both knees out today.

Speaker 1 You want time, huh? Both knees out.

Speaker 1 Usually, when you have one knee, you be cool. But when you have two knees, you're coming for blood.

Speaker 1 Let me move out your way.

Speaker 1 He got to go buy more Neal jeans, too.

Speaker 1 He needs more Neal. He sounded like that Century 21, nigga.

Speaker 1 I seen this black couple doing the suspect challenge. Fucking, she ate his ass up.
You're talking about. What is the suspect challenge? Yeah, what is that?

Speaker 1 The suspect challenge is something that couples are doing on TikTok. Okay.
Where one of them is running like a perp, and the other one is the cop describing what the suspect looks like.

Speaker 1 So the black wife was running, and the husband,

Speaker 1 no, the husband was running. And the wife said,

Speaker 1 suspect,

Speaker 1 the perp only perp is wearing one of his five jeans.

Speaker 1 Holy shit.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 No. You trying to say that's me?

Speaker 1 You trying to say that's me?

Speaker 1 That's what he's doing.

Speaker 1 Wow. I can't believe none of y'all never seen that.
I don't have to come up with it. It is kind of funny.
Would y'all do it? Yeah,

Speaker 1 fuck it.

Speaker 1 I would do it. Oh, look at that.

Speaker 1 It would get me in a real big trouble. Oh, yeah, it's going to be a bit of a bad thing.
Because I'm going to say something I shouldn't say. Exactly.
Phyllis going to get hurt.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm going to treat it like therapy.

Speaker 1 I'm going to get some shit out. And it is going to be a long night.

Speaker 1 A long night.

Speaker 1 Good brother Freeze is in the building. Welcome back, Freeze.
Welcome back, Freeze.

Speaker 1 Thank you, my guy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, put them think pieces to bed. My guy Ice is back.
Looking good, too. Thank you, son.
Looking good. Looking a little different.

Speaker 1 What's different about him? He look good.

Speaker 1 That beard look a little different.

Speaker 1 It looks moisturized, though. It don't look salt and pepperish like that.

Speaker 1 It looked more like...

Speaker 1 Yeah, it looked like nutmeg.

Speaker 1 It looked more like parsley mixed with

Speaker 1 lorry's, nigga. Like, what the fuck did you do to your shit? Oh, man.
Oh, man. That's a nice little job, too.
What do you do? Like the half-dime? What happened? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 It still came a little crazy.

Speaker 1 Hey, yo, just dab it. Just dab it, bro.

Speaker 1 Ice. What the fuck? That ain't that.
Look at freeze.

Speaker 1 It ain't bad at all, so

Speaker 1 last time your shit was just too black. On Samojo Jojo.

Speaker 1 No, it was a mess. That was some.
That was. No, it was a mess.
Yeah, this time it was.

Speaker 1 The all-black shit was a mess. That was a reason for that.
Yo, how you do that?

Speaker 1 I got you. I call you.
Good to see you, Ice. Glad to be back again, man.
Thank y'all. You holding it down.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 You left us here doing,

Speaker 1 but we get to that. Well, you know, life was lifing.
Yeah. But we're good now.
Indeed. That's a corny shit about life.
It just be lifing, right? Yeah, yeah. Out of nowhere.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Off schedule.
Yeah, at least off-schedule. At least schedule a book it.
Yeah, I mean, something. This shit popped.

Speaker 1 Anyway.

Speaker 1 Shout out to my baby. She's home and doing well now.
Nice. Good to hear.

Speaker 1 Great to hear.

Speaker 1 And shout out to the rest of our babies. So just so ice don't shine in front of us.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean, everybody here got a baby. Babies? Wow.

Speaker 1 All right. Elmira's finest.
Big Parks is in the building. You know the vibes.

Speaker 1 The Levi King himself. Yeah, man.
Poe is here. Corey's here.
Erickson is here. Savon and Tanner are here remotely.
Most importantly, each and every one of y'all are here. Do you wash your pumas? No.

Speaker 1 Them shits be clean as hell at the bottom.

Speaker 1 Like, yeah. No, he wears them shits mad.
No, he walk in water right outside by the firehouse.

Speaker 1 He wiped his face.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I know where you at.

Speaker 1 Don't worry. You walk flat or something like that first day of school walk.
This nigga shit never dirty at the bottom. Thank you.
Sheesh.

Speaker 1 All right, come on. Let's get right into the proceedings this evening.
Right to the important matters. A lot went on this week.

Speaker 1 Do you guys think that caviar is white people's version of Oxtail?

Speaker 1 No. No.
Nah, fucked up.

Speaker 1 Wait,

Speaker 1 who said that?

Speaker 1 Am I? That's a good one.

Speaker 1 It stumped me a little bit.

Speaker 1 Whose idea was it? To milk the fish?

Speaker 1 Yes. That's weird.

Speaker 1 I think that that was a white idea. It was definitely a white idea.
Definitely a white idea. And I think that that came after our fucking oxtail

Speaker 1 revelation, what we did with the tail when the white people threw it to the side. And then white people couldn't just throw the shit to the side no more.
They had to start eating the shit.

Speaker 1 They had to sample the eggs. And that's where caviar, there's no other logical reason to eat that

Speaker 1 ever. It's fish and eggs, right? And it don't taste good.
I'm not a big fan of it. And I'm not a fan of it.
It's not. I like it on the sushi.
I'm not a fan of it. I only eat it on sushi.

Speaker 1 I'm not a fan of it. I don't like it when they put it on the sushi.
Oh, man. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 This shit is crazy. I love that.
That niggas is nasty, son.

Speaker 1 What do y'all, y'all eat oysters? Yes, no.

Speaker 1 And clams? Yeah. If it lives in the ocean, I'll eat it.
I ain't no sea. Okay.
Like, I don't give a fuck. I will try it.
Me too.

Speaker 1 If it's in the ocean, bring it here on the plate. I think caviar is pointless.
I know I'm losing culture. I'm losing class points.
Look, but that's the fucked up part.

Speaker 1 You got to conform to be classy, to eat that bullshit. That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Eating fucking fish sperm. Y'all niggas is freaky.

Speaker 1 I know. Y'all supposed to swallow it, but y'all want niggas to swallow it.
Yeah, y'all niggas eat. Come on, that's disgusting.
Man, y'all, we all eat nasty shit.

Speaker 1 Like, when you eat fried shrimp in the hood, you eating shit. I don't eat no seafood, nigga.
Oh, you don't eat no seafood. No, but I'm just saying.
He only eats french fries and chicken figures. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Fuck it. Be clear.
Stupid ass. Much better.
Stupid ass hean. He really eat caviar.
He ain't let Gary Vee trick us into a business meeting at some fancy caviar spot.

Speaker 1 A caviar spush? Caviar spot? It was a fancy, fancy caviar sushi spot. So they was coming out thinking that I was cultured.

Speaker 1 I wasn't. Gary Vee is so cool when niggas ain't cultured.
Shout out to Gary Vee. I did not have a blast.
And that's good.

Speaker 1 But you had the white boy meeting. Do you fuck with the sushi? I was eating shit.
I was eating whatever was there, nigga.

Speaker 1 Millions?

Speaker 1 Like, no, that's just the part. That's just the decoration of the current.
He saw the song. Nigga was cooling.
He cooled for the millions. Her caveat.

Speaker 1 That nigga's a psychopath. I'm going to knock you off of that.
That's a laugh.

Speaker 1 Later, we're going to talk about cooning for the millions. He trying to clean it up.
You saw it up there. Oh, I'm talking about my bad.
Where do y'all want to start?

Speaker 1 Where y'all want to start? Wherever you want to start at. Yeah, whatever.

Speaker 1 Lead us to the promised land, Mr. Prospects.
Well, you said cooning for the millions. Today, 50 said he's not going to perform at a Trump rally, and they offered him $3 million.
He said, I'm good.

Speaker 1 I love that. I appreciate it.
I absolutely love that. Shout out to 50.
That's dope for him. And I'm glad that he shared it.
See, that could have just happened and he kept it in the talk.

Speaker 1 I'm glad that he shared that. But all of that fake discipline and integrity and moral compass shit that the podcasters be talking about, I do assume 50 to have some of that.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yes.

Speaker 1 He's been rich for a long time, too. That part too.
But he got a number two. For sure.
He is a number. Everyone's got a number.
It ain't 3 million. It's fucked no.
It's probably 20.

Speaker 1 It ain't 3 million. For him, it's probably like 20.

Speaker 1 I don't know if he does it for 20. I think it might be more than that.
I think it might be more than that. 20's heck.
That's I would go to do my little shit.

Speaker 1 For him,

Speaker 1 one record. How long would he do that? You said she awakes.

Speaker 1 20? I'll just get rich in dot truck.

Speaker 1 I don't know if he does it for 20. I'm dead ass.
He's going to be a lot of money. That's a lot of fun.
He's going to do all the mixtape shit, too.

Speaker 1 He's gonna do a 24-hour stream in this moment.

Speaker 1 I don't think he'll do it for 20. I don't think so.
More like 30. 50.
What would y'all do it for?

Speaker 1 I'll do his album for that.

Speaker 1 For the 3 million.

Speaker 1 For half of that. For the 3 million, you would go.

Speaker 1 For the 3 million. You wouldn't do it.
For the 3 million, you go show up to the Trump Valley and give a speech.

Speaker 1 I'm doing it.

Speaker 1 Fair enough.

Speaker 1 Here's the thing. You end up being Chrisette Michelle.

Speaker 1 Ice is icoon every day. Okay.
Wait, no, that's not. Are you throwing shots at Kamala? Are you on the stage? Are you throwing shots at him? I'm not throwing shots at nobody.
For three mil?

Speaker 1 For three mil? Ish, what's your number?

Speaker 1 To go speak at the trip. Give me a good fitting.

Speaker 1 My family will disown me. Bro, it gotta be.
It gotta be some shit where my family will be like. Yeah, you had to do it.
My family. I understand.

Speaker 1 I understand.

Speaker 1 Might be like 20.

Speaker 1 Oh, for me? No, it's not.

Speaker 1 That's why I'm fucking 12.

Speaker 1 All I do is light. I just took it out.
All I do is live.

Speaker 1 I still don't believe you. Last one.

Speaker 1 Less. You did this shit for

Speaker 1 2 million, nigga. 3 million.

Speaker 1 If they walked in, I don't think you can do anybody. I'm going to take a look at bag right there.
Yo, come on, we need you to just stand up and get a bunch of people.

Speaker 1 Give us a fucking

Speaker 1 speech. Not a shit.
In a MAGA hat. Yo, you ain't got to say nothing.
Not a million sticks. Just throw the hat on.
And lick your lips. And put on a MAGA.

Speaker 1 What else? Not a million dollars. And put on, I ain't say a million.
And put on the matching, that's that ish hoodie.

Speaker 1 Oh, not a number. I think five.
Not a million. I think.
I think five. All right, let's stop talking now.

Speaker 1 I was going to say that. Five, get it.

Speaker 1 His number is five. I trust your number is three.
Five, yeah. I think you're number one.
I think his number is lower than that. I see $7.50.

Speaker 1 No, no, no. It ain't going to be no $750.
What do you do about the mill? You're wearing a MAGA? A mill. Flip a dude if J.R.
could film. Yeah.
No, no. If J.R.
could film it.

Speaker 1 If he can take his shirt off in JR. No, no, no, no.
I don't do that no. If you can watch wrestling in there.
No.

Speaker 1 I do that shit for like $15,000. 15, what? Million.
Nigga, you do that shit for 15,000. Nah, nah, that's not true.
That's not true. I think his number is about 50,000.
Nah, that's not true.

Speaker 1 Some chicken figures.

Speaker 1 I'm going to be beefing with my mother. Watch your mouth.
I'm going to fry you up.

Speaker 1 I'll let you slide.

Speaker 1 I'll fry you up. 50,000 and some chicken figures.
What are you talking about, Adam? You get there doing ghetto coronavirus.

Speaker 1 So you want to.

Speaker 1 You want to shoot at? You want to shoot that week there?

Speaker 1 Nigga, with your back ass, nigga,

Speaker 1 with your pastor sweat on, nigga, when you get me at a church, nigga, you came to pray, but hold on, I'm not done. Listen, I'm a dude for $15 million.

Speaker 1 My mother, she was just at the rally, nigga, over there by Madison Square Garden. You are lying.
Beefing with Trump supporters, nigga.

Speaker 1 Let me ask you a question. So you said 15 million is a number.
My mother. My number.
So they can't even say 10. You're saying, no, I'm not taking this 10 million.
I'm staying the fucking.

Speaker 1 You really want people to believe that shit? Yes. I'm a beef with my mom.
My mom's a serious. Does anybody believe that? Your mother not gonna be.
She's not gonna be mad no more. She's gonna be cool.

Speaker 1 Nah, nigga, my mom. What? For 10 million?

Speaker 1 She's gonna be in Long Island.

Speaker 1 No, she's not. Rest in peace.

Speaker 1 She got her own money. That's number one, number two.
Rest in peace to King Face. She didn't let my man in the house when he had his MAGA hat on.
She don't play that shit. I have to go.

Speaker 1 I have to get some money to.

Speaker 1 If I'm going to go at her, I'm going to go at her, man. I'm going to go.
My malar, nigga. If I'm standing with Trump, that shit will break her heart, son.
Marie will be upset.

Speaker 1 10 million make her feel better, though. Word.
No, that wouldn't. 10 million.
Hey, Mom, you dropped it up here with me. Because listen, this is how I'm going to do it.
10 is a lot.

Speaker 1 I'm keeping 10 for myself. I'm giving her like two, giving my family and the kids three.
And I'm having to, I have to portion it out.

Speaker 1 Taxes. I don't give a fuck none of that shit.

Speaker 1 That's what got me here in the front of the lady.

Speaker 1 I'm like, let me 11, nigga. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like, yo, dog, they got to give me one or three mil. Yeah, got you.

Speaker 1 It's just hard when that amount of money is staring you in the face. Exactly.
That's all you're doing.

Speaker 1 I understand what you're saying. That's hard.
1.5 is gone from the rip. Facts.
Facts. I wouldn't do it 50.
I wouldn't. I wouldn't.
But there's a lot of people that's passionate about. you know, Trump.

Speaker 1 What's your number? Mr. CNN?

Speaker 1 What's your number? Yeah, yeah, you go back to work. Your colleagues will be looking at you like this.
I cannot be bought. Nigga, you go.
You get the job back. Harder, nigga.
You get your body.

Speaker 1 Hold on, hold on. Nigga, you talk about it.

Speaker 1 You go if you get your job back at CNN, nigga. Fuck out of here.

Speaker 1 I'm hired again?

Speaker 1 Trump, thank you. He freed me.
Nigga, you'd be on CNN like this. Nigga, I'd be on Fox, nigga.

Speaker 1 My number would have to be so high that I wouldn't have to explain shit. Because if I took it for $5 million, I still have to explain to the people why I took $5 million.

Speaker 1 If you give me $50 million. I'm not saying shit.
I get what you're saying. I ain't explaining nothing.
Joe's gonna be like, what happened to Mark? I ain't seen him in a few weeks.

Speaker 1 He's gonna be speculating. Like, for 50 million, we're gonna see you on Fox.

Speaker 1 Welcome. All right, so everybody here is a sellout.
Glad that we quickly established. Everyone in the world is a sellout.

Speaker 1 I'm looking to sell out. It takes a rich nigga to point fun at sellouts.
Huh? A nigga that don't sell his soul. Nigga, niggas beef with you right now, nigga.
Slow down.

Speaker 1 It takes a rich nigga like this not to set, not, you know, to make fun of us yeah nigga we got a number just because you don't got a number you got a number two you got a number i don't want wealth to define me

Speaker 1 but that's number one but but but my number though two

Speaker 1 i do have a number it'd be pretty high no it's not yes it is no it's not i'm gonna tell you i'm gonna tell you why i'm gonna tell you

Speaker 1 i'm gonna tell you why it's not high for this because you're not political so you don't even pay a price for doing it if somebody said look i'm gonna give you five ten million right now to do half my family are black panthers

Speaker 1 And they don't say that. And the other half, I can't say publicly.
Not even.

Speaker 1 What they are. Some other kind of animals.

Speaker 1 I would effectively, my dad would effectively disown me immediately. Okay.
So I would never be looked at the same again

Speaker 1 because of where. I got 20 years of building where I'm kind of at with mine.
Like.

Speaker 1 In spite of how they kick my back in on the internet, I turn down big bags for this type of shit every other week.

Speaker 1 I've walked away from it and they've called.

Speaker 1 Okay. So it would have to be a high number.
What's the number?

Speaker 1 And y'all got political money

Speaker 1 close to nine figures. Close to nine figures.
Wow.

Speaker 1 Close to nine figures. Yeah.
And I would have to consider it.

Speaker 1 Also, it ends your career. Like, Chrisette Michelle hasn't done a gig since she started.
For $2,500. She's $600.

Speaker 1 Yeah. For $2,500.
That's what she... No.
No. Oh, no.

Speaker 1 But it was a little number.

Speaker 1 It was a short. It was like $30,000.
Yeah, yo, so fucking, we wasn't going to start here, but

Speaker 1 my man Kill Tony went out there and did an entire 12-minute monologue for y'all that are unfamiliar.

Speaker 1 Tony Hinchcliffe or Heincliffe, I'm not certain how you pronounce his name because I always call him just Kill Tony.

Speaker 1 But he did the, what roast was that recently? The Tom Brady roast? Tom Brady. Smoked it over there.
Kill Tony has been one of the fastest growing shows,

Speaker 1 very successful. He went out there and did like this 12-minute kind of racist,

Speaker 1 not kind of racist monologue

Speaker 1 that they're clipping up and going, and just he's, I don't understand Tony.

Speaker 1 I'm so lost. That was a misstep in my opinion.
You don't understand him? Yeah,

Speaker 1 I don't understand.

Speaker 1 You go first. No, I completely understand him doing that.
Like, that's on brand with what he does. True.
And y'all

Speaker 1 hired me to come here to do what I do.

Speaker 1 He put some extra sauce on it though.

Speaker 1 He said that the black.

Speaker 1 He said that, let me just give the audience a little bit of what he said without trying to play all the clips or the 12 minutes.

Speaker 1 He was speaking to the black guy in the front.

Speaker 1 This was probably off the dome and not a part of his bit. Said he was wearing a lampshade and he had just seen him at the Halloween party last night and that they were carving watermelons.

Speaker 1 The carving watermelon part of that is extremely racist. Yes, of course.

Speaker 1 Then he went into his bit about

Speaker 1 migrants. And the sick part about it is he started that with, Hey, all my Latinos in make some noise.
So he got him to clap first.

Speaker 1 So he lined them up and then just started firing off. We welcome you.
Yeah, I welcome you with open arms, and by open arms, I mean like this.

Speaker 1 Which also, Tony is smart enough. I watch enough Tony to know that that was a double entendre, and I took open arms to mean something else.

Speaker 1 Good one.

Speaker 1 So then he continued with fucking

Speaker 1 Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico.
He said a lot before Puerto Rico. He started talking about, you know, they always having babies.
They never pull out. They just

Speaker 1 come like they did our country. They come in.
He said a bunch of shit. Yeah, yeah.
They always come in just like they did our country.

Speaker 1 And then he went into his Puerto Rico being the fucking dirtiest place in the universe. Shitty island.

Speaker 1 Shitt full of trash. Island full of trash.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Puerto Rico.

Speaker 1 He died there, too. The crowd was groaning at that point.
I think that he bombed. I think that entire set bombed.
It was a bad,

Speaker 1 it was just bad all around, right? And I watched Kill Tony. So this conversation is a little nuanced for me.

Speaker 1 If you watch Kill Tony,

Speaker 1 he's racist.

Speaker 1 But under the guise of comedy.

Speaker 1 Like...

Speaker 1 comedic racism.

Speaker 1 And he is brilliant with the racist jokes. Everybody gets it.

Speaker 1 You can't say this word, so write this down.

Speaker 1 Get it.

Speaker 1 Get it. The trends get it.
Everybody get it unless you're a young, beautiful white girl that looks like she is sucking every dick in the dorm. Those are the only people that

Speaker 1 get away with it on Kill Tony. So he does this.
For me, it was different him doing it

Speaker 1 at this event. Okay.
A thousand percent. Yeah.
Audience matters. Very different him doing it.

Speaker 1 Audience matters. At this event.
And he started his monologue with,

Speaker 1 hey, I'm Tony. Oh, he started with an ad to Tony's fucking ass.

Speaker 1 He started with a My Pillow ad. Yeah, he did.
Wow. Snook that in there.
That's my. Hey, use promo code, kill Tony, put a My Pillow at the front of his monologue, you pieces of shit.
All right, cool.

Speaker 1 And then he gets into, yo, on my show,

Speaker 1 in my line of work, I typically never come to work and say who I'm politically endorsing because that's just not what I do. That's not my bag.
I'm not into that.

Speaker 1 But, and then he starts his bit. So for me, he's already making the, creating the separatism.

Speaker 1 If you're able to separate where you are versus where you work, then you know that these jokes are about to hit different and come off different.

Speaker 1 And it seemed like he was doing temp checks throughout the whole time. He was.
Like every time he threw one out, he'd be like, oh, all right, that's working. That's not.
Okay. You're warming up.

Speaker 1 You're loosening up in here. I don't know, man.
I do fuck with Tony. I hated the bit.

Speaker 1 hated that he went out like that uh his apology was hey y'all are sensitive it was a joke i go to puerto rico every year

Speaker 1 i didn't see his apology that's that's bad and it wasn't really an apology

Speaker 1 but all of them uh all of them right right-wing uh political pundit dudes have been on air like hey we don't support that joke we don't we don't That joke is not indicative of our beliefs, yada, yada, yada.

Speaker 1 Some of them was defending that nigga.

Speaker 1 The black dudes were defending him. It's just comedic rhetoric.
I

Speaker 1 they wasn't all apologetic. Some of them niggas were standing with them, like, yo, y'all are sensitive.
It was a joke. And get over it.
The way niggas caped for Trump is amazing. Bro, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 And again, the people that I saw were black people defending him. Yep.

Speaker 1 So nah, everybody wasn't apologetic, but I just think it was in poor taste. I think two weeks before the election, it just showed how kind of tone deaf they are.
I don't, I don't

Speaker 1 know what part, but to their

Speaker 1 base, they weren't tone deaf. It was their base.
The brain fan base put that shit there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You crazy.

Speaker 1 They looped it. They looped it up.
Yo, so I just think that that's the problem. Yeah, true.
That's the problem. A thousand percent.

Speaker 1 I think that the rest of the world that's cape in for them, I sent that shit immediately to Vern, huh? That's what your man talking about, huh? Huh? You Puerto Rican, right? Oh, okay. But

Speaker 1 cape. They still cape.
I'm lost, bro. I don't understand it.

Speaker 1 Donald Trump could spit in a little kid's face on Fifth Avenue and somebody is gonna come out and be like i'm saying but the kid should have never did that like it don't make no sense to me at this point it's like cult behavior it is i'm lost that's exactly what it is it's a cult and it's weird that the people who are going to catch the most hell from the cult are the ones the most committed to it that's that's the crazy shit to me like if white men are like i don't give a fuck what he said i'm like cool you're white man that shit gonna help you but i don't understand why we doing that you know what i mean this is wild this is wild to me but the funny thing is i think strategically it makes sense like they know that when they say some racist shit

Speaker 1 we get mad which and then they go they're so sensitive and then they go out and vote more so the people those of us who get mad might not do the right thing but they know that their base is going to go out and vote so that they can defend his right to do that shit so it might not even it might not even fail for him that's that's the crazy part

Speaker 1 yeah we'll see

Speaker 1 damn you're right we'll see yeah it is we'll see yeah man i don't know We say crazy shit all the time. Tell us you never fucked a Puerto Rican without telling us you never fucked a Puerto Rican.

Speaker 1 Sheesh. Yeah, he's that hard.
That's disgusting.

Speaker 1 Why would you even want to take yourself

Speaker 1 off of the fuck a Puerto Rican list?

Speaker 1 Even if you felt like that, that's a list. That's like fucking global entry.

Speaker 1 Especially a Broncos. That's like fucking.

Speaker 1 He does shit in New York, too.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 Why would you take yourself off the I want to fuck a New York Puerto Rican list?

Speaker 1 Tony.

Speaker 1 Whatever.

Speaker 1 Come on. This is nasty.
Now, I agree. Here's what I have for you, gentlemen.

Speaker 1 Do you think that we should redo some of the racism rules?

Speaker 1 Wait, what do you mean? Please, please elaborate.

Speaker 1 This guy's brain is different.

Speaker 1 Please don't hinge me.

Speaker 1 Should it be racist to say

Speaker 1 black people like chicken?

Speaker 1 Because that is

Speaker 1 racist.

Speaker 1 But it's also... It's also

Speaker 1 racist to say that

Speaker 1 Spanish people...

Speaker 1 You better. Careful.

Speaker 1 You going on the line, nigga? You might be on the ass. All right, I'll speak for myself.
Martha cleans better than me.

Speaker 1 You're a man. You're a man, nigga.
You're a woman. Is that racist? No.

Speaker 1 That's kind of racist. So if I say the worst drivers are typically

Speaker 1 oh, yeah, yeah, that shouldn't be racist. Is that racist? That shouldn't be racist.

Speaker 1 Now, audience, if you, audience, if you're confused out there,

Speaker 1 we came up with this bit just to troll Mark Lamont.

Speaker 1 Let me torture you right now.

Speaker 1 Mark Lamont.

Speaker 1 His PhDs and what's that other shit he got? Bachelor's. Doctorates.
Yeah, doctorate. Get the fuck out of here.
Yeah. Mark, what do you think about this? So fuck each and every one of y'all.

Speaker 1 I hate y'all niggas. You've been dying.
It's like, I know. I'm gonna sit there like this.
Is you sleeping? Oh, this shit. Squirming in the little couch.
But I will say.

Speaker 1 No, that's stupid, man. No, you can't change the rule, man.
You can't change. Of course they true.

Speaker 1 Racism is always a little bit true.

Speaker 1 That's what makes a stereotype a stereotype. It's like chicken feed.
Like they lightly you they're lightly dipped in truth, right?

Speaker 1 So yeah, black people dance, but it don't mean that every nigga dance. You know what I mean? Black people love chicken, but we don't like obsess about chicken.
It's like they take the shit too far.

Speaker 1 You see what them niggas did when Popeyes had the sandwich?

Speaker 1 That was the same thing.

Speaker 1 They blocked traffic.

Speaker 1 Them niggas walked on the line for Popeyes chicken sandwich, nigga. That was different.
That sandwich is. Niggas obsessed on the chicken, y'all.

Speaker 1 you. That's racist for you to say that was the niggas.
I said, you ever heard me?

Speaker 1 I looked at Brooklyn. It was nice to see you.
You a nigga. Ta-da! And a cool.

Speaker 1 You ever this nigga just said? It's different because the sandwich was good as shit. Look at you, nigga.
That first sandwich was good as shit. It's delicious.

Speaker 1 All right, so here's my question for y'all. It was mad.
Because I thought about this recently. If the sandwich was so good, why is it gone? They stepped on it.
It was costing.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's exactly what they did. They stepped on it.
Yeah, they stepped on it. I thought about that just two weeks ago.
They stepped on it. I did too.
Yeah, the sauce. Especially.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they stepped on the work. Yeah.
oh

Speaker 1 speaking of sorry sorry this has nothing to do with what we're talking about

Speaker 1 we're talking about chicken sandwiches and it's good to get off the races topic anyway

Speaker 1 round of applause mcdonald's has settled their uh milkshake machine scam bullshit

Speaker 1 no they did well they do

Speaker 1 they settled they settled the scam uh for the people unfamiliar with the scam the producers of the mcdonald's milkshake machine machine have a clause in the contract or had a clause in the contract that said they are the only people that are allowed to fix their machines.

Speaker 1 So that's why.

Speaker 1 So when the machines broke, they were running a fucking

Speaker 1 eight and nine figure scam on fixing these machines. This contract is decades and decades old.
Genius.

Speaker 1 So McDonald's, they went to court and whatever the name of that fancy board is determined that McDonald's is now allowed to not only fix their own machines, but outsource how those machines are fixed.

Speaker 1 Wow, it's a good fucking time. The McFlurry milkshake machine.
Ice cream fries. Right in time with that E.
coli.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Right in time. Let's cover that up for that.

Speaker 1 Milkshakes for everybody.

Speaker 1 You don't want a quarter pounder. You want a milkshake.
Milkshakes and Kaisinac.

Speaker 1 The burger.

Speaker 1 The chicken mac. Yeah, the chicken mac.
As soon as that E. coli break out, the chicken mac.

Speaker 1 Niggas, they go out like McDonald's been playing in y'all face for years. It's only the quarter pounder?

Speaker 1 Yeah, it don't make no sense. So, what the fuck is the rest of that? It's all the same shit.
That's a quarter pounder.

Speaker 1 A quarter pounder is like Angus. Angus.

Speaker 1 I'm in different boxes, bro. It's the only one that's real, it's the only one that's real meat.
So they said. That's why.

Speaker 1 E. coli.
So you said. I don't eat that shit with them, niggas.
That shit ain't no nigga. E.
coli.

Speaker 1 So the Miami Heat,

Speaker 1 for the first time in the history of the franchise, have made a bust. A statue? No, a whole statue.

Speaker 1 I keep hearing the athletes use the word bust. It was a bust.
It was a bust.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 I, my dumbass, didn't know that you could use that word in relation to that. So I liked that word.

Speaker 1 Bust.

Speaker 1 It was a bust.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it turned out a bust. A statue.
They made a statue, whatever you want to call it, but it looks like shit. The internet was in a rage.

Speaker 1 We later found out that D-Wade approved

Speaker 1 said bust slash statue.

Speaker 1 It's probably too late. And was involved in the entire process of creating said statue.
Also, the maker of this statue made other statues.

Speaker 1 Google them because I don't remember what they were.

Speaker 1 But I don't think those statues was good either.

Speaker 1 Did you do the other one? Not just that, nigga. You've been to a restaurant sometimes and the food be smacking.
Then you go back another time, that shit be caca. Nigga, it's off that day.

Speaker 1 And I always, I always could tell you, that's a different chef. That's a different chef.
That's what I think, too. That's a different chef.
Nigga had an argument with his wife that day.

Speaker 1 Niggas watching the Matrix, nigga.

Speaker 1 Niggas so Morpheus. That nigga looked crazy.
What the fuck? What's wrong with them niggas? Disgust them, man. Tony Allen said that it looked like him.
It looked like him.

Speaker 1 It do. D-Wade did look bad, and

Speaker 1 for them to be known as Dade County for so long, I mean Wade County, Wade County for so long, like what a disgrace. What a disgrace.

Speaker 1 At least with the Kobe statue when it was fucked up, there was some other statues out there that was fucked up. For you to be the lone fucked up statue in front of the arena and then have to.

Speaker 1 Yo, and you know what's funny?

Speaker 1 Our kids today are more vocal than we were. So you got your kids with you.
Your son is looking at you like, nigga,

Speaker 1 that is not Pops.

Speaker 1 Come on, tell me that's not you. That ain't you, Pops.
My son would have roasted me to hell.

Speaker 1 If that were the statue of me, what are your thoughts on this? Why do you think that they couldn't come up with a bus that looked like D-Wade? Why do you think he was so excited and celebratory?

Speaker 1 And is it a part of just plain old humility,

Speaker 1 being humble to to not interrupt the process of them celebrating you this way. Yes, I think I agree with that.

Speaker 1 I think that I think when you get a statue made of you so proud and happy and your family celebrate, you're not really worried about what it looks like.

Speaker 1 I just don't understand how if he was part of the creative process, it being made, how at some point he didn't just mention that this don't look shit like me.

Speaker 1 He might have seen that shit in a digital image or something. I was like, oh, okay.
Right. True, true, true.
They might have said some shit like, yo, when it dries. Yeah, exactly.
That's right.

Speaker 1 The beard is going to come.

Speaker 1 mold. Yeah, yeah.
Shit, look like Mark. Would y'all have interrupted?

Speaker 1 Yeah, what, Mark?

Speaker 1 We just picked a random black dude.

Speaker 1 Well, how? And because the statue didn't look the greatest. No, it wasn't a bad-looking statue.
It just didn't look like D. Wayne.

Speaker 1 On the statue. Whoever's face it was.
It wasn't a good-looking guy, whoever it was. With all due respect to Tony Allen.
But Mark do look like Tony Allen a little bit. I don't look like Tony.

Speaker 1 Like with a doctorate.

Speaker 1 Like smart Tony Allen. Oh, that's fucked up.
Tony Allen got too many hands for me to be talking like that.

Speaker 1 Shout out to Tony Allen.

Speaker 1 Would y'all have interrupted the process for y'all? Yes. Yes.
If I'm mean, no. But if I'm D-Way, absolutely.
So

Speaker 1 you would just accept anything with his tongue out, nigga.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 Wait, that's what you think your tongue out is like?

Speaker 1 Yo, yo, I'm asking. For real.

Speaker 1 Anyway, right?

Speaker 1 I think that it is definitely some humbleness and some humility. Like, yo, fam, somebody's creating a big-ass statue of me to be put in front of a stadium.
Like, that's an honor in itself.

Speaker 1 So I think you don't kind of want to rock the boat because you sound like some ungrateful ass nigga. But if I'm D-Way.

Speaker 1 If they named the street after you and spelled it wrong, would you say something?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Sheesh. What's the difference? That's easy to fix.
But if you're in the

Speaker 1 process, homeboy don't look like me. Hey, Duke don't look like me.
Then they start putting the mold of of the statue

Speaker 1 over his LeBron Alio, the famous picture. Like, come on, yo.
You're playing mean.

Speaker 1 Yeah, at that point. It's ridiculous.
And

Speaker 1 listen, the Black Panther side of my family would include some racism in this. I was about to say, white people often don't know what black people look like.

Speaker 1 Yo, dog, I was going to say it was a white artist, but I didn't want to be funny. White people don't.

Speaker 1 I did an interview last night, and somebody told me, Has anyone ever told you that you look like Kevin Hart?

Speaker 1 I don't look shit like Kevin Hart. And I love Kevin Hart.
That's my man.

Speaker 1 I don't know, son.

Speaker 1 He's going to hold you. Hey, yo.

Speaker 1 I mean, I'm done.

Speaker 1 Yo, y'all get mad at you, man.

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 now that we get a good look at your profile, I don't. Now, they do think all black people look like.

Speaker 1 They think all black black people look like. That's fine.
Because I think all white people look alike. My racist neighbors are like, and that's fine.
That's why I don't make statues of white people.

Speaker 1 That's why I don't make statues of Asians. Because it would not look different.
Everybody in Hollywood would look the same. But if my job was to make statues,

Speaker 1 I would get some help.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 I get white people mixed up. All right, if they were making a statue of you, what would you want your defining features to be?

Speaker 1 Is it a basketball statue? A statue of you, nigga. Statue of you.
I'm trying to break down the excuse, nigga.

Speaker 1 You went to Harvard and spoke the best. You beat Einstein and everybody.

Speaker 1 All that fly shit. I dropped 30 on that nigga.

Speaker 1 I dropped 30 on that nigga.

Speaker 1 Would you want a suit holding books and walking? I would be speaking. You got to get your nose.

Speaker 1 You know, I don't even. I'm setting myself up.

Speaker 1 I'm asking what y'all, what would the defining features of the statue need to look like for you to say, okay, that is me. Oh, that's my application on.
So that's what they say.

Speaker 1 That's such a fucking shit. All jokes aside, that's what they say, though.
Like, if you got a defining feature, it's easy. You know how the dudes in the street in New York be making the pictures?

Speaker 1 If you got a funny chin or a funny mouth or nose, then it's easy. Yo, now that I'm looking around,

Speaker 1 yo, with all due respect,

Speaker 1 you know what I'm saying? You got to disrespect, right? Right. No, and pause.

Speaker 1 Oh, God. It's about to match.
Some of you niggas got cute noses, yo.

Speaker 1 Yo, this is where we need male, man.

Speaker 1 This shit we know. This shit got hurt.

Speaker 1 Yo, what? What are you doing? Yo, some of you, not you.

Speaker 1 Not you. Yo, you want to be cool? You want to be accepted by the less gay.

Speaker 1 Stop talking about your man nose. It's not gay.
My entire life,

Speaker 1 the baddest of the bad, and some mid.

Speaker 1 When they look me in my eyes, one thing they've always said, and I used to didn't get it.

Speaker 1 Yo, I can't lie.

Speaker 1 You have such a beautiful nose. That worked on you too, didn't it? It is.

Speaker 1 No, no, come on.

Speaker 1 And then I started looking at niggas' noses.

Speaker 1 My nose is better than a lot of you niggas' nose. Yo, niggas' nose be a mess.

Speaker 1 I don't dang gay to say. Look at Ice nose.
You just looked at your men and stared at me. That nigga smell everything.

Speaker 1 Lord,

Speaker 1 Lord.

Speaker 1 That nigga could smell

Speaker 1 freeze.

Speaker 1 That nigga shit is spread out.

Speaker 1 Holy shit. Yo, what?

Speaker 1 Look at Ice nigga Freeze's nose, yo. Look at that nigga nose alone.
That nigga can smell what damn staz is cooking. Oh, they put a a little parsley up in that motherfucker.

Speaker 1 They put a parsley on.

Speaker 1 That racist lady making chili.

Speaker 1 But you use too much array. Oh, chili ain't the worst.

Speaker 1 I don't like that.

Speaker 1 Some of y'all got all right noses, man. Thank your parents.
Oh, yeah. Thank your parents.
Okay. Stupid.
So

Speaker 1 I don't want to say too much about it because I bump into D-Wade sometimes.

Speaker 1 It ain't his fault.

Speaker 1 I feel like D-Wade,

Speaker 1 if he hears you say something on the pod,

Speaker 1 you might have to square up at the post-oak lobby trying to get coffee. And that ain't that's another fight I'm gonna opt to skip.
Nigga 6'4 in shape. Right.
In way better shape.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and he loves. Mules.
And mules.

Speaker 1 Nigga. Whip your ass with a Chanel bag.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, nah, I'm cool on that one.

Speaker 1 Any thoughts?

Speaker 1 On?

Speaker 1 Which part?

Speaker 1 Anything. Nose part? Not that nose shit.
Yeah, not that. Anything.
No. Nah, shout out to D.
Wade. It's an honest man.
Shout out to Miami.

Speaker 1 Dwayne. Having a statue on front of the greatest player in Miami history, man.
In history of the Heat.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Greatest player in Miami.

Speaker 1 No, no, I agree. Wade County.
But,

Speaker 1 yeah, you need to redo, my nigga. They need to touch that up in the summer.

Speaker 1 He deserves better. Do they have statues redone?

Speaker 1 Here's the question.

Speaker 1 Did LeBron play for the Heat? Thank you. He did.
I didn't say he played for the Heat. What did that mean? What did that mean? Play for a short time.
What'd that mean? I'm just joking.

Speaker 1 That's my only question. Y'all not going to trap me.
This is the only trap, nigga.

Speaker 1 Don't

Speaker 1 be afraid of the same question I had. So I'm glad you asked it.
I didn't say he was the best player. I said he's the greatest player.

Speaker 1 That old loophole. No, it's not a loophole.
He really got some loophole shit. It's not a loophole.
What's the difference? The difference is, if, for example, who's the best player ever?

Speaker 1 And then who do you think is the goal? Just for example. Michael Jordan, bro.
Okay. So if Michael,

Speaker 1 LeBron James. Let's say LeBron James.
Let's say LeBron James. If LeBron James

Speaker 1 goes to the best on the Daily Beaver.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't get where it is. If LeBron James goes to Daisy.

Speaker 1 If LeBron James goes to the Dallas Mavericks right now and plays one season, even in his prime, and wins a championship, is he the greatest Maverick ever? No. Right.

Speaker 1 So the greatest, but he's still better than Dave Buskey. He played one season, though.
He played four.

Speaker 1 And Dwayne Wade played those same four, got the same championships, and he got one with Shaq before Dwayne Wade, before Sam got there.

Speaker 1 That's why he's great. I just want to jump in and tell you that in the first season,

Speaker 1 LeBron tried to be humble and said, hey, man, you're the greatest heat ever. And I'm going to defer to you.
And they lost.

Speaker 1 And then Pat Riley, let me finish one of the greatest basketball minds ever along with d-wade knocked on lebron's hotel door in the offseason

Speaker 1 hey big bro

Speaker 1 pat riley

Speaker 1 big bro we're gonna need the offense to kind of go through you you are the golden child you are the one and i'm awesome but

Speaker 1 I'm not you.

Speaker 1 That happened. That happened.
That's why he's a better player than Dwayne Wade. And I think Dwayne Wade would say he's a better player.
And we talk about LeBron. Shit.
I was on mad for Alonzo Morton.

Speaker 1 Alonzo Morton should 100% have a statue outside.

Speaker 1 I'm not arguing him being better player.

Speaker 1 He should have a statue. I agree.
If we just making statues that don't look like niggas,

Speaker 1 Alonzo Morton. Man, it is Alonso Morton.
That might be who they would shoot him for.

Speaker 1 Alonzo Wade. Right.
Yeah, Alonzo Morning.

Speaker 1 Shit. Alonzo Morning, Pete Pablo, Jeff Van Gundy has around the end like this.

Speaker 1 Kicked him off to the side. That's my man, too, and that was my team.
And stayed with the organization. Still?

Speaker 1 Still with the organization. Yep.
Better skin than all us still in that Miami heat. Nice suits.
That Miami son.

Speaker 1 I bumped into him at that little waffle spot over there by fucking whatever hotel that was. That nigga skin was glowing at nine in the morning.
I left.

Speaker 1 I got out of there. Alonzo got you out of here.
You fucking right, Alonzo Morton got me out of it. In Miami?

Speaker 1 Yes. In Miami, Alonzo Morning gets every one of us out of here.

Speaker 1 Quickly.

Speaker 1 What say you?

Speaker 1 I'm chilling, bro. I seen the nigga at fucking Padua the Sexes almost get you out of here, nigga.

Speaker 1 But what happened?

Speaker 1 Look, out of here?

Speaker 1 Didn't you? What you did? What you did to that nigga? This nigga's an idiot. Bought the girls.
Dinner?

Speaker 1 There you go.

Speaker 1 There you go. No, you did.
did. I didn't do it.
Yeah, I did. Look what I had to resort to.
Yo, he was so mad. Do you know that story that he had to pay for that calamari from some girl?

Speaker 1 We're not going to repeat it, but he was real mad about it. Oh, I got to hear this.
He was real mad about it. We'll talk about it later.
Congratulations to Dwayne Wade and his statue and his family.

Speaker 1 Really huge deal, even if the statue don't look like you at all. What other players do y'all think for the Heat should have statues out there? You said Alonso.
That's it?

Speaker 1 No, that's not it. So no Shaq either.
Yudonis Haslam should have a statue. I was

Speaker 1 in the camera no more. Nasty.
20 years.

Speaker 1 Chris.

Speaker 1 20 years with one organization

Speaker 1 has been the OG veteran presence, the guy that has.

Speaker 1 You know, clearly they're married to him. When he was ready to be gone from the league, they kept, yo, 1 million just to be here.
1 million just to be here.

Speaker 1 How they feel about him, maybe not by his stats. He'll definitely be an exec.
He should. He should.
Lifetime. Statue.
Respectfully. Exactly.
He don't deserve a statue. Respectfully.

Speaker 1 I appreciate all that. Tim Hardaway.
I'll pop.

Speaker 1 Much better argument for Tim Hardaway. Well, I was going to Tim Hawaia.
Glenn Rice.

Speaker 1 It's a five people. Relax.
Relax. Oh, but you're going to give it to Adonis Haslam?

Speaker 1 20 years. Glenn Bright, they traded.

Speaker 1 They traded this shit out of you. With all due respect to Adonis Haslam, the last 10 years, he scored as many points as us on this couch.
Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 He was a leader. No, no, no.
With all respect.

Speaker 1 Adonis Haslam is a leader. He's an OG.
He's the heart and soul of that team. The last five years, he was basically like a coach.
A coach.

Speaker 1 Can't none of y'all play no ball. Look at this nigga.

Speaker 1 Yo, dog, we've seen you hoop. We've seen you hack.
He was doing some simulation. That's not even a hoop.
It's a hack.

Speaker 1 Have any of y'all play ball with him? Like, for real, for real? Yes. I have.
I have. Is he good at basketball? No.
He's one of the best boxer outers I've ever seen in my entire life. Wow.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 He definitely does. He's faint praise.
He's getting low with it, too. He does.
That's him.

Speaker 1 I saw some clip. Yo, yo, yo.
Yo. I saw some clip like that of him doing some bullshit.
That's all he does. That nigga is the elbow.
That's a king. No.

Speaker 1 I believe. He's like a Eudonis Haslam of.
No.

Speaker 1 I don't even insult Eudonis Haslam, yo.

Speaker 1 Yo, y'all shame in my ball game.

Speaker 1 I see.

Speaker 1 You look suspect. Two things.

Speaker 1 I only got two pieces of evidence. You was over there at the refrigerator doing some dribble shit that didn't look like he had.
I thought you had the scoliosis. Holy shit.

Speaker 1 I was reaching for my first race kick and shit. That nigga had scoliosis came out.

Speaker 1 It didn't. And I saw you in that jersey.
And I know what you were uncomfortable. Don't let it be a 1v1.

Speaker 1 I remember that. 1v1 or what? Me and Mark right now.
Okay. You jumping in, go ahead.
You said y'all. You said y'all.
You said y'all. But now, come on, now.
You said y'all. Yeah, she's a bad one.

Speaker 1 Are you a 2v1?

Speaker 1 You don't look comfortable in basketball. Like, I only, I mean, the jersey changed things a little bit because it wasn't a comfortable jersey.

Speaker 1 But when I seen you on that commercial combined with the moves of the refrigerator, you look like somebody who goes to basketball games.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? Boys, tickets, hangs out, but you don't look like you actually go on the court. That's all I'm saying.
Aki, you said you broke your wrist shooting jump shots. Right.

Speaker 1 Literally missing jump shots. Missing jump shots or purpose.
Intentionally. No, I'm broke.

Speaker 1 Where your cape at? Where your cape at?

Speaker 1 I'm just saying

Speaker 1 how the nigga played. But I also had prior damage in the same exact wrist from injuring it across that little tiny frail boy's face

Speaker 1 a few months prior. I thought you broke your fingers.
No, my wrist was a little jammed up. I had the guy come in here and everything.

Speaker 1 when I beat up the little poor, innocent, frail, fragile boy that's nowhere to be found. So it wasn't just shooting.

Speaker 1 It was a combination. That was last winter.
One.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was a little while.

Speaker 1 He had a head fracture there. That's one.

Speaker 1 I'm letting y'all know that your podcast banner is affecting my ego.

Speaker 1 Okay. Or Benter?

Speaker 1 What's the wrong benter? What's that mean?

Speaker 1 It means that I bet any amount.

Speaker 1 I take that. I bet any amount.
You didn't even finish the sentence.

Speaker 1 I bet any amount that y'all brothers want to bet that I can beat either one of y'all one-on-one. You are out of it.
Any day. I'm confident.
Anytime, any court, any outfit, any kinks.

Speaker 1 I don't feel like Mark and Ish should be able to speak to me the way that they're speaking to me. So whenever fucking

Speaker 1 debribe guy and fucking,

Speaker 1 what was his name, ENN?

Speaker 1 Yeah. yeah.

Speaker 1 Whenever you're any court, let me tell you. Indoor, outdoor, double rim, chain net, regular net.
Name the place in the game. Let me tell you what's going to happen.

Speaker 1 Next weekend, score is going to be 7-3. Next weekend, game 11.
Game 11

Speaker 1 starts hacking, and it's going to end up being a wrestling match. Exactly, y'all.
No matter what.

Speaker 1 The nigga said one-on-one. That's it.
Game 11.

Speaker 1 Game 11. Nah, I don't fuck with that nigga about it.
He call y'all niggas out. Pop bombs.
He call y'all niggas out. Do you play? He call y'all niggas out.
I'm asking Rick this tour too.

Speaker 1 Y'all niggas was ping-ponging off each other with the jokes. The nigga called y'all niggas out.
What's up? You accepted his bet? Cool. Whenever.
Stay out of it, light skin. Whenever.

Speaker 1 Nigga, got my stack. You keep trying to bet me more money.
You're my new old man. Yo, why you ain't owe him about getting my stack? Who owe you a stack? Joe.
Get that nigga his money.

Speaker 1 All y'all niggas was cheering for him. Nah, he got marsh out when I owe the money.
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 Yo, this is Joe Button from the Joe Button podcast. Can I speak to Buck Stallion, please? Oh, man.
This is good, my brother. This is sad.

Speaker 1 Buck, I'm live on air, so please don't say anything to incriminate yourself. Really quick, if you have a moment.

Speaker 1 Listen to this.

Speaker 1 Our good brother Ish

Speaker 1 and Mark Lamont Hill

Speaker 1 are clowning my basketball game and how the clothes look on me. Just everything about my basketball.

Speaker 1 They're clowning my scoliosis, my awkwardness, everything about my ball game,

Speaker 1 which made me say to them, I have any amount of money that neither one of them could beat me in any one-on-one game. They both took that bet anxiously.

Speaker 1 I called you,

Speaker 1 my good friend of over 20 years, to say, can you just quickly tell them what happened last time?

Speaker 1 Every nigga from the hood came through the porch where there happened to be a hoop in the yard and said, one-on-one, Joebudden, what's up? I got a ball looking at you. can you just tell them please

Speaker 1 yeah

Speaker 1 it might even be footage somewhere in the archives too so countless of people have challenged Joe

Speaker 1 right on the way let him land let him talk

Speaker 1 and then it winds up always ending up in the yard for a one-on-one battle Joe has

Speaker 1 I don't think you never took an L with none of these cats who

Speaker 1 like six I was undefeated in the yard anytime this guy.

Speaker 1 I got two questions.

Speaker 1 One, when the last time you've been to that yard?

Speaker 1 It's been a little while. Buck, I ain't even talking to you.
Oh, you talking about? It's my man. Buck.

Speaker 1 When the last time y'all been in that yard? Oh, it's been a long time. I would like for you to put a date on it.
Give me a guesstimation.

Speaker 1 20 years?

Speaker 1 Nah, not that long. Don't be scared.
Maybe like

Speaker 1 15.

Speaker 1 Was Obama president?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Damn. W.

Speaker 1 Talk, nigga. You talking about some shit you did

Speaker 1 20 years ago? You letting these niggas play with him. Yo, let him talk.
Clinton was the president. Let him answer.

Speaker 1 How many years was that?

Speaker 1 Roughly, what was that? Like maybe 10 joints, maybe? Not no, 10. 10.
It's pre-pod.

Speaker 1 10. Nigga, you.
I used to pull up to the yard for this. But why are you doing that instead of niggas?

Speaker 1 She accepted your challenge. Yo, yeah, not just now.

Speaker 1 Yo, next weekend, nigga. Dig enough talking.
Say enough. Say less.
Next weekend, say less. You skip Boston College.

Speaker 1 You skip whatever the fuck you're doing. We just get to it.

Speaker 1 Yo, because I'm offended that these two niggas get to talk to me like this. I honestly.
And, but, when you say the yard, did it end up in the yard like in a wrestling match in the grass?

Speaker 1 They say he's saying right.

Speaker 1 Is that what happened?

Speaker 1 Well, nah, you don't only

Speaker 1 foul.

Speaker 1 It gets what you're saying.

Speaker 1 You don't only foul. You know, it gets what? Yo, you know what's funny about this, Buck?

Speaker 1 Now I'm talking about it. Somebody that's at least familiar with me a little bit.
And I'm going to end with this, Buck.

Speaker 1 I don't think Ish gets to six. Oh, shoot.

Speaker 1 Game 11. I can't wait.
Game 11. I hope you're serious.
Ish don't get to six points. God damn.

Speaker 1 These niggas better watch their fucking tone in here.

Speaker 1 These better watch their fucking tone. Don't let this podcast shit see you play basketball.
Don't let this podcast. You are trash.
I'm telling you something. I mean, I ain't.

Speaker 1 You are a cacao, bro.

Speaker 1 I bet you don't make six. We could double down.
I bet you don't make six. I get my six.

Speaker 1 Of course.

Speaker 1 Of course. And then we could bet it right back.
Yeah, for sure. Game 11, you said he don't get six? He don't get six.
Joe, don't even play basketball. You don't feel like this is going to happen.

Speaker 1 I play basketball, but you haven't played it in a long time. So you can misplay.

Speaker 1 I can't get off the couch.

Speaker 1 Neither could you. Stop it.
Stop it. You act like you're in the Supreme Shack, nigga.
I'm 100% more athletic than you. You're not.

Speaker 1 100%. It ain't going down.
It ain't anything. It's going down.

Speaker 1 We can jump right down.

Speaker 1 One-on-one.

Speaker 1 You better watch your fucking shit.

Speaker 1 I play basketball daily. Nigga, I play basketball daily.

Speaker 1 I play real basketball.

Speaker 1 Jump off.

Speaker 1 This was a Brook City Goofer at a point, man. Ask him.
All right. Hey, Basko.
Nigga, niggas, I run with real,

Speaker 1 I love you.

Speaker 1 I'll keep you posted on YouTube, my bro.

Speaker 1 I'm a all right. No doubt.
You're in peace.

Speaker 1 Oh, I can't wait. I hope niggas really play in this.
I gotta play now.

Speaker 1 He's never gonna play. He's never gonna play.
Too much shit.

Speaker 1 He would never play me. Why would not? Because ego, confidence, and self-esteem.

Speaker 1 Are something that I'm all very, very well. You're a whole different man.
You wouldn't even walk in paddle with sexists the same. You wouldn't even walk in costumes.

Speaker 1 You wouldn't walk nowhere the same, nigga. Your confidence would be shattered.
Damn, that nigga joke got me. That nigga plays like the uncle that was just bigger than anybody.

Speaker 1 I can't play ball with him.

Speaker 1 And can he play? He's athletic.

Speaker 1 You Donald Trump in these answers. Yeah, no.
He can't even play. He can't play ball.
He can play ball. On a one to ten of average people, not NBA people, regular people.
Like, what is he?

Speaker 1 Six.

Speaker 1 Okay, yeah, I'm comfortable. I had you at four, but six or five.

Speaker 1 In shape? No, not shape.

Speaker 1 Not shape. At this moment, not shape.
I don't care about shape. At this moment, seven, eight.
In basketball. Yeah.
And what are you?

Speaker 1 Six, five. Next weekend, can I record it?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Sure.
Yeah. That's it.

Speaker 1 That's it.

Speaker 1 We're not going to do the Joe Bun shit, though. Like, if you fall, you're going to tell Parks to cut it out?

Speaker 1 He's telling me crazy. Oh.

Speaker 1 I played basketball, Joe. I wasn't a casual.
Like, I played basketball.

Speaker 1 You don't understand. I woke up and was asleep playing basketball.

Speaker 1 Tell it to to them Elizabeth niggas.

Speaker 1 You tell it to them Newark niggas that believe whatever you're talking about. I gotta see it, nigga.
Show me. Show me.
That's fine. I got it, and I'm free next weekend.

Speaker 1 Y'all, the same way y'all hyped it up, hiked it up that turnpike.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Hike it up to the park.
Nigga, that's fine. Hike it up to the park.
You play inside, though. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Lila, look, you hear him now? Play inside.

Speaker 1 I gotta play inside. Niggas in their 40s, Mr.
789 on the scale. Gotta play inside.
I ruptured my Achilles.

Speaker 1 I rushed your Achilles.

Speaker 1 I just wanted to. Look, you're gonna try to get a chance.
Look, Nai Joel in bed. How about this?

Speaker 1 Look, Nai Joel in bed.

Speaker 1 Relax. All right, you got it.
Listen, y'all. It's time for my favorite part of the show.
Punch bed.

Speaker 1 Fuck out of here.

Speaker 1 Yo.

Speaker 1 Against Oak Hill. All right, so look, he man.

Speaker 1 Look, he man. I was telling Mark.
That was a punch. I didn't know what you were talking about.

Speaker 1 We took 10 minutes off. No, no, no.
Hold on. Prize picks away.
That's gang.

Speaker 1 What happened?

Speaker 1 Well, first, during the break, you've been talking crazy. Oh, no, I'm recording.
He tried to back me down in the kitchen, knock the bill

Speaker 1 and shit. He's sliding all over doing a fucking mashed potato in the kitchen.

Speaker 1 See, Nat tried. Audience, audience, during the break.
Mark Lamont in the kitchen.

Speaker 1 Easy money. Both of the times.
Easy money.

Speaker 1 He tried to put his strong-ass fucking Harvard elbow on me. I let him know that fundamental basketball.

Speaker 1 So I knocked over all of the Gatorade, but now I don't think Mark gets the six points he does. Nigga, you jumped a centimeter off the.
You can't jump over a phone book.

Speaker 1 Mark, I jump way higher than you. You do not.
I jump way higher than you. Does this sound like a broken?

Speaker 1 You don't jump. Way.

Speaker 1 If I don't jump way higher, then I lose.

Speaker 1 I jump. He jumped way higher.
He jumped higher than me. I don't lose.

Speaker 1 I'm telling you. I can't say I lose.
Trust me. me.
Yo, you know what? You know what the problem?

Speaker 1 Can you dunk? I could. I mean, I can't.
I need horse, Mike. Let me tell y'all.

Speaker 1 I couldn't dunk donuts in milk, nigga, and I get buckets. Let me tell you what the problem

Speaker 1 is.

Speaker 1 Let me tell you when I'm talking about doughnuts.

Speaker 1 Hungry as hell.

Speaker 1 I'm sure he could dunk back in the day. I've seen him dunk 12.
I've seen him dunk probably six, seven years ago.

Speaker 1 How tall are you? 5'11, nigga.

Speaker 1 This nigga should be able to dunk.

Speaker 1 Let me tell y'all the problem with male friendship.

Speaker 1 Fucking Ben

Speaker 1 Honestly, and then I'm going to do prize picks.

Speaker 1 But the problem with male friendships, I wish Mel, I really wish my girl, my sister Mel was here for this part. Me too.

Speaker 1 God damn it.

Speaker 1 We lack trust in our male friendships, right? Like, I trust my mama. So sometimes I'll be saying some nut shit to my mama and my mom, my mom will say, baby, do you trust me?

Speaker 1 And I'll say, yeah, mom, I do. And she'll say, then just do what I'm telling you to do.

Speaker 1 Like, I feel like at least one of y'all should be taking my word that y'all are of zero threat to me and inferior to me in every athletic category. So why don't you take my word?

Speaker 1 Maybe not both of y'all, but one of y'all should believe it. You can't even be this educated and out athletic me.

Speaker 1 It's not even possible dealing with time consumption that you could be this intelligent and wise and have so much wisdom and go to the fucking rucker and beat me. Nigga, nigga, you didn't rap it down.

Speaker 1 You got 30 cents down somewhere.

Speaker 1 Nigga, we could rap on the court. Like, that ain't a.
You think he was on fire? You can't get your doctorate and be on the court. Nigga, that's stupid.
Him, he got too many hoodies.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you smoke. You got too many stove beans.

Speaker 1 It's just time consumption. You got the green with the pink.

Speaker 1 Say you two coordinated dudes, though. You two, you two gorgeous, nigga.

Speaker 1 You're not coming to no Hoboken Park to fuck with me. Hoboken Park, two weeks.
That's it. Yo, prize fix.
Prize fix. Prize picks, prize fix, prize picks.
I love male ego in podcasting. No, for real.

Speaker 1 I don't even think

Speaker 1 I don't even think podcasting could be done without male ego. I'm gonna be a Hoboken Park every fucking day for the next two weeks.
You are

Speaker 1 running suicides and shit.

Speaker 1 Mike and Philippe cable guy, right?

Speaker 1 Yo, oh,

Speaker 1 what you just said is the equivalent of the rapper on tour trying to beef. You can't really do it.
You on tour. You got all types of Candace Owens debates to be had.

Speaker 1 I will let Donald Trump be fucking president. I'll let you beat me in basketball.

Speaker 1 I'm not talking about shit else for the next two weeks.

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Speaker 1 Now, you making me mad now. I don't.
I just need you.

Speaker 1 You remind me of what was that light-skinned pretty boy nigga who used to play for the Nuggets, tall nigga with the pretty eyes, thought he was nice.

Speaker 1 What was his name? Aaron Williams or some shit? He played for the Nets, too. Light-skinned nigga with the hazel eyes and the muscles.
What the fuck?

Speaker 1 I think it was Aaron Williams. Y'all don't know what I'm doing?

Speaker 1 I think I do, but.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they play tough. Center found forward.

Speaker 1 Pretty odd nigga. I ain't wanna look in the nigga's eyes, but we need some woman energy in here, bro.
Yeah, I don't know about niggas.

Speaker 1 If I get some in here, if I get some in here, you get in trouble.

Speaker 1 If I get some in here, you get in trouble. Exactly.
Do we really need some more? I'll get some in here with a text.

Speaker 1 I'll get some in here to get some.

Speaker 1 Hey, they just left last night.

Speaker 1 That shit kryptonite, nigga.

Speaker 1 They could get in here and the drop of a dime, and then you'll be gathering your briefcase.

Speaker 1 Hold on, hold on, hold on. I gotta go.

Speaker 1 I gotta go. Time for me to get out of here.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Can you edit that out, please? Don't, nigga. Sit right here.
Does anybody here want to talk about Andrew Reese, Shaq on Andrew Reese's podcast? Yes, please. That shit was crazy.

Speaker 1 It was. Crazy? Yes, it was fucking crazy.

Speaker 1 Please expound. Elaborate.
So

Speaker 1 it's really disappointing because I love Shaq.

Speaker 1 Shaq had Angel Angel Reese on his podcast.

Speaker 1 I saw the background right here. He's on her podcast.

Speaker 1 And he's talking about, he's being playful, talking about marketing ideas, you know, and he's like, you know, if you would wear those short shorts that y'all wore, that you wore on while and out,

Speaker 1 your sales would go through the roof, right? That's the basic gist of it, right? And she's trying to cut him off.

Speaker 1 And I almost wish we could play it because like you got to hear the discomfort. She tries to like end the conversation, change conversation.
He says it again. And she's kind of like, like, chill.

Speaker 1 Basically, the vibe is like chill. I'm just saying.
She said chill multiple times. Yeah, she said chill multiple times.
So for me, that is,

Speaker 1 it was just creepy to me and weird. Like, and I'm not saying Shaq had bad intentions.
Maybe he didn't. I don't know what's in Shaq's brain.
He seems like a good dude.

Speaker 1 Every time I've seen him, he's a great dude. But he's too damn old for that shit.
Angel Reese is 22.

Speaker 1 She's young, young. She's young, young.
I got kids older than Angel Reese. Angel Reese is 22 years old.
Shaq is in,

Speaker 1 he's way older than me. He's in his 50s.

Speaker 1 You can't be talking to no young girl about her short shorts, especially when she's uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 And I'm not talking about if it's a different situation, but she's uncomfortable when you're too old for that shit. It felt creepy.

Speaker 1 And I think a lot of old heads should look at that video and realize that that's how we look when we be trying to holler at girls that's younger than our kids.

Speaker 1 I saw a lot of young girls tweeting and shit. Was like,

Speaker 1 I hate when older dudes talk to me. It makes me feel like it was a whole bunch of them.
It was just like, yo, somebody gets it. Like, I hate that shit.
Like, bro, go talk to somebody else.

Speaker 1 Right. You lost me at the end of at the last part of your statement, though, which was when older dudes try to holler at a younger girl.

Speaker 1 He... Not saying he did.
I'm just saying that's what. But that's what we're talking about right this second.
Yeah, I'm not saying he was trying to holler at you.

Speaker 1 This is someone that you invited on your podcast. This is someone who on air referred to to you as a sister.
Yes.

Speaker 1 So why is it the old guy talking to me in a creepy way, trying to holler or in a way that's making me uncomfortable versus an older athlete who is probably one of the best at branding and marketing and doing

Speaker 1 commercials? Arguably the best. Right? Yeah, 100%.
Why is it not that person giving me a great business idea? You can give that idea. I'm just asking a question.

Speaker 1 You can give that in a different way. I'm even hoarseness.
You can give that in a different way. But I think it's important to read the room, too.
She was uncomfortable. That part is fun.

Speaker 1 She was not okay with it. I'm not saying, I don't think Shaq was trying to holler at her.
I think he looks at her as a little sister or treats her as a mentor. And she looks at him as a mentor.

Speaker 1 But if your mentor is suddenly talking about your little ass shorts, that shit is weird. And that's where my problem kicks in at right there.
Because y'all know I am super angel Reese Hive.

Speaker 1 Like, I don't even speak on something if she's not in a proper light. I won't even talk about it.
Good. I could have used you last week.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 But with all that being said, one of her biggest critiques about everybody else is that she's being sexualized.

Speaker 1 What do you expect to happen? Not saying it's right or anything, but you don't see a lot of the other WNBA stars claim that they're being sexualized.

Speaker 1 You also don't see them the way she presents herself. Yeah, people.
There is a correlation there. You can't argue about being hypersexualized by society if

Speaker 1 you wear things that are basically like, wow, look at me in a sexual way. I disagree.
I think there is a correlation. However,

Speaker 1 if I am

Speaker 1 22 years old and I'm wearing short shorts,

Speaker 1 I shouldn't be shocked that there's memes about me. I shouldn't be shocked that there's 28-year-old men saying, yo, angel reeves, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 1 Like, that's all fair game because that's what you're signing up for. And there's nothing wrong with women being sexual and showing their bodies.
They have a right to do that without being mistreated.

Speaker 1 We're not talking about it.

Speaker 1 I'm just establishing that so later on people don't say what about

Speaker 1 but

Speaker 1 a 50 plus year old man doing some creepy shit is not fair game just because I'm wearing short shorts.

Speaker 1 It ain't just the short shorts.

Speaker 1 This ain't no one-time thing. I'm saying or whatever.
That's my point. No, no, she'd be outside and she wears shit the 22-year-olds.
She's sure to show off my shit.

Speaker 1 Yes, but what I'm saying is if so people are gonna comment on that. Not just that so the 50-year-old man now is supposed to be blind.
No, he's supposed to remember that he's a 52-year-old man.

Speaker 1 But he did that by not sexualizing her and in turn giving her a grand business idea.

Speaker 1 And a few days later, I wish I knew the other young lady's name, the athlete girl, she signed, when her sexy pictures went out a few days later, she announced a brand deal. The girl Jada.

Speaker 1 This kind of reminds me of the Athaca deal. Yeah.
I think her name is Jada. It's kind of a reminder.
And she got a deal for

Speaker 1 the gym clothes.

Speaker 1 So what would be the difference? Hey, it's the same thing we got on, uh i want to say that's bill maher's ass

Speaker 1 just about the same we got on bill maher's ass for the hawk to a girl when he sounded like a creepy old man saying

Speaker 1 you should start a podcast and transfer your audience and do something with your notoriety not even a month later she took his advice and his her number two was and she has she has one of the top performing podcasts in the country so

Speaker 1 Nothing wrong with giving advice.

Speaker 1 He sounded to people, including, I can't say what Angel thought, but I know how she responded. She responded like she was uncomfortable.
And the people watching, like,

Speaker 1 like Ice was saying, a lot of the women watching him were like, oh, I know how that feels. I feel uncomfortable when that happens.

Speaker 1 We got to take into consideration that what we're doing, regardless of our intentions, is making people uncomfortable. That has to matter.

Speaker 1 It's like when somebody says some racist shit, it's like, I didn't mean it to be racist. Yeah, but if we all felt like, yo, that was some racist shit, we might want to think about that.
See,

Speaker 1 where I shoot Shaq some bell in this, though,

Speaker 1 the word uncomfortable has turned into like

Speaker 1 yeah, yeah,

Speaker 1 uncomfortable is a very, very overserious.

Speaker 1 I shoot shaq bell because he kind of all right look if you constantly gonna be out here showing off wearing the short shit showing off hey dunk in it yeah make some money off it make some money off of it that's now once she responded and showed that she was visually uncomfortable with that i would have left it alone true right true at that point

Speaker 1 i would have left that alone

Speaker 1 i'm not mad at him saying that though it's like yo dog it's like when somebody tell you if you're gonna be out here shaking your ass and showing yo go get paid but

Speaker 1 he probably looked at it as an og that even if you tell you uncomfortable i'm just telling you what i'm telling you and you know why no and no one mad at the internet the internet react without considering people's lineups like shaq roster don't say to me that he got to be on air trying to bag or make uh andrew reese uncomfortable i think why i don't think he's trying

Speaker 1 i don't think he's trying i'm a dream i'm a dream why but he should be able to recognize that and pivot that's all i'm saying that's all i'm saying sometimes hold on

Speaker 1 wait wait stop Sometimes the older niggas, when they telling you something, they don't give a fuck how they make you feel. It's just from the area they come from.
And that's the problem.

Speaker 1 I agree. And that's a problem.
That's not the intent. It's like, yo, chill, I'm trying to tell you something.
You should do this. Can you imagine this? I'm with him a little bit.

Speaker 1 Good advice is good advice, whether you're uncomfortable with it or not. That's not true.
But I have to ask you. Well, first off, who are you to just volunteer this advice? I Shaq.
Don't matter.

Speaker 1 You asked me. Somebody that I and that's

Speaker 1 a mentality. And that is my answer.
I'm Shaquille O fucking Neil. True.
And if I'm looking at you like Lil' Sis, right? Because I'm agreeing with everything I said. I think Shaq had great intentions.

Speaker 1 But if I'm looking at you like Lil' Sis, no little sister wants to imagine Big Bro looking at my ass in the booty shorts. Boom.
That's going to make me feel uncomfortable. There's no trust.
I think.

Speaker 1 Oh, man.

Speaker 1 I hear what you're saying, Ish.

Speaker 1 Then stop calling me Lil's.

Speaker 1 And let me stop calling you Big Bro. Because if I'm giving you sound advice and you think I'm imagining you in your fucking booty shorts dunking the ball, then we're not having a bunch of people.

Speaker 1 Let me ask you a question. We're not having the the same conversation.
And you know where else this gets tricky?

Speaker 1 She's Reebok.

Speaker 1 Signed to Reebok. Shaq and AI are like V-box.
Reebok and Rebach.

Speaker 1 So now basically. He's giving her the clutter.
Yeah, but now you don't, you can't, in today's society, you can't be sitting here making folks uncomfortable and they work for you damn near.

Speaker 1 You opening up yourself to some other shit now. I mean, there's a legal piece to it.
You're 100% right. Everybody out, everybody in society today, honestly, y'all are right, should have comfort.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 it's also a way to do it. Joe, look at it like this.
Look at it like this, right?

Speaker 1 Think about it like this. Think about it like this.
If Shaq were having that same conversation with one of Kobe's daughters, right?

Speaker 1 You think he would have said it that same way? He wouldn't have a conversation like that. With Kobe's daughters.

Speaker 1 And nor would he have said it the same way. Kobe's daughters are not podcasters.
And they're not out there posting anything. I'm saying in the same way.

Speaker 1 Sexualizing themselves like she's doing. No, I'm saying, my point was, under the same circumstances, there are people who he would have treated differently in that way.

Speaker 1 In the same way that if one of my daughters was up here, none of y'all would have been like, yeah, them little ass shorts. Y'all would have seen, what you might have said to my daughter, right?

Speaker 1 I would imagine you would say, you would say, you would say, what you would say is, yo, all y'all young girls, all y'all kids out there dressing all crazy and stuff, why don't you use those same outfits to make some money, right?

Speaker 1 That's different than, I saw you in them little ass shorts, girl.

Speaker 1 It's the energy. It's not the advice that I'm criticizing.
But that could also go to the way. That could also speak to their level of comfort.
True.

Speaker 1 If I talk to you like that and we fly like that, I might say it that way. But a lot of times the problem is old men become predators in that way.

Speaker 1 Also,

Speaker 1 I'm not. You know, a lot of OGs got these little sis and they little sister, they get little drinks and next thing you know, they try and hit.
You know what I'm saying? A lot of times that happens.

Speaker 1 Or people pretend to be old heads till this time they hit. I'm not going to disagree with that, but I'm going to keep this in context.
We don't know that.

Speaker 1 We don't know Shaquille O'Neal to have a history of that. He don't.
And this is Shaquille O'Neal we're talking about. But that's my point.
Also,

Speaker 1 also,

Speaker 1 all of that you said is speculative because we do not know that under the same exact pretenses, he would not give that advice to Kobe's daughter if all things were alike.

Speaker 1 If Kobe's daughter was running around, rest in peace to

Speaker 1 mom look.

Speaker 1 If Kobe's daughter is running around in a certain manner, presenting herself in a certain manner and has a podcast to discuss all things culture and lifestyle related, then yeah, hey, I might give that advice.

Speaker 1 Hey, if I have your daughter on and she's doing all of those things, I could believe that I'm giving great advice to my man's daughter who I love. I don't think you would.
That's what you say.

Speaker 1 I would be looking at it like I'm trying to do some creepy shit with Mark's daughter. Even that even sounds creepy.
Exactly. But that's my point.

Speaker 1 It's not the advice, it's the delivery. And at that moment, he didn't sound like Big Bro.
He sounded like just a regular nigga talking to a young girl. And that's the point.
I don't, let me be clear.

Speaker 1 I don't think Shaq had bints. Yeah, that's true to never speak to him again.
I don't think Shaq had bad intentions. I think sometimes two things happen.
One, you get too comfortable.

Speaker 1 And two, sometimes we don't realize how old we are. We forget literally how old we are.
We've been hollering at 20-year-olds our whole life at 25, 30.

Speaker 1 And then when we get too old to holler at 20-year-olds or 25-year-olds, we still talk like we young and we not young. We too old for that shit.
Niggas still think they got done. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 1 I don't think Shaq had a bad intention at all. I just

Speaker 1 checked. Just pay attention and read the room.
That's all I'm saying. That's true.

Speaker 1 I think we can all agree on the read the room aspect of that. 1,000%.
For sure. If she's uncomfortable, then pivot.
Leave it alone.

Speaker 1 That's it. There's no point in trying to rationalize your thinking in that moment.
She's uncomfortable, pivot. That's your little sister.
You don't want to be uncomfortable. You can reword too.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? My bad. Yeah.
Didn't mean it like that. You can say it like this.
Yeah. That's all I'm saying.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I agree.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't have nothing. No, I'm just saying.
No, it's funny. I hit the nail on the head.

Speaker 1 You talking about this basketball shit. We talking about this basketball shit.
Niggas is old, and we really do forget how old. Like, I'll see nowadays, this is funny.

Speaker 1 like a lady might be 51 52 guessing right you'll just see an older lady you know she 50 something like damn she a good looking older woman

Speaker 1 three years what

Speaker 1 you was in high school together right dog you right there we don't and we look good so we don't look at ourselves like we them old niggas dog we right we old as shit so let me ask you a question what's what's the youngest age if we i know we not single right but if we but just in terms of age appropriateness for our age if you was trying to holler what's the cutoff That's what I'm asking.

Speaker 1 To fuck or to date?

Speaker 1 That's a great question.

Speaker 1 Either, either or.

Speaker 1 Y'all want me to jump off the bus? There might be two numbers. You go first.
I'll go off.

Speaker 1 26.

Speaker 1 To be intimate with

Speaker 1 me would probably be: if she's real fine, 28.

Speaker 1 27, Mike, could get it done too.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't tell nobody.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't tell nobody.

Speaker 1 To date, 36 and up for me.

Speaker 1 36 and up for me. Really? For sure.

Speaker 1 My day, I don't have the time to listen to what the young bitches have to say. I don't.

Speaker 1 I still talk to some of them. It's a migraine.
To date for me,

Speaker 1 I think a 34-year-old with her head on, right?

Speaker 1 I would date them.

Speaker 1 To pop.

Speaker 1 She said, 34 with a portfolio. No.

Speaker 1 She don't even got to have no bread. She just got to have a, you know what I mean? Like be a well-grounded

Speaker 1 woman to pop.

Speaker 1 Late 20s, if you fire, you get it. You know, it's funny.
Well, I don't want to deprive y'all of y'all's chance to answer. Marsh playing with Apple Watch.
I don't have Apple Watch. Oh, your Rolex.

Speaker 1 Oh, Mark.

Speaker 1 Yo, you're a bad one. You ain't worn that Apple Watch since these days.

Speaker 1 I'm not the gym. Yo, you used to be Apple Watch gas.

Speaker 1 I'm not in the gym no more. He said, I'd like for you, Ice, and Flip to also answer before I move on.

Speaker 1 To date, this is a really like a little dude cast. It really is.

Speaker 1 I'm supporting the third 31 to date.

Speaker 1 To pop

Speaker 1 25. How old are you? How old are you? I'm 40.
41. Okay.
Oh, 364.

Speaker 1 41 now. Flip is 37.
Yes, 26 for me.

Speaker 1 To pop, Maybe 25.

Speaker 1 Maybe 24, 25. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
They get annoying. At 37? Top of the past.
They get annoying. They get annoying.
They get annoying, nigga. And

Speaker 1 to be in a relationship with, probably 31.

Speaker 1 31. Yeah.
My numbers would probably be around, I should say. 25-ish to pop and probably 30, but 30-ish.
To be in a relationship with you.

Speaker 1 You know the hill I'm dying on in my relationship.

Speaker 1 I'd say it's okay.

Speaker 1 It's okay. We all get in trouble.
We have understanding. And this is a bold move, but it's an old nigga move.

Speaker 1 I'm dying on the hill of, yo, dog, I don't want to hear no more about women because with or without you, I'm not running in the field to just be captain. Fuck everybody.
That's not where my goals are.

Speaker 1 Single. Yeah.
Just single. It's not about you.
It's about me.

Speaker 1 That ain't what I'm trying to do. That ain't what I'm focused on.
And it ain't ain't nothing about that. Like, and this is another one that gets tricky.

Speaker 1 I could spot the girl that physically, yeah, maybe I would do something with, but I don't have the wherewithal or the energy to pursue that or deal with what comes with after I fuck that girl.

Speaker 1 It ain't about you, yo. It ain't about you.
I don't want to talk about girls no more. I don't.

Speaker 1 Talk to me about girls when there's a real reason to talk to me about girls. Now, granted, I've given a real reason.

Speaker 1 Now, granted, that's what the problem is. Granted,

Speaker 1 don't go on my phone.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 Be the peace that you want to see.

Speaker 1 Be

Speaker 1 well, that boy, right? That boy is.

Speaker 1 That's some toxic poetry.

Speaker 1 Be the piece you want to see. I think it's also honest.

Speaker 1 I don't believe that the men that the women say that they are looking for, if they have to deal with a 24-7 Hawkeye,

Speaker 1 I don't believe there's a man that you're going to not find something to anger you.

Speaker 1 If you have your man under constant exposure and scrutiny, you'll see that your man says hi to the male lady in the morning in a way different that you would like him to think that you're looking.

Speaker 1 You'll see that, hey, fucking.

Speaker 1 Yo, dog, you think that comes with an insecurity attached? Yes.

Speaker 1 A little bit.

Speaker 1 I think that I think it could be some insecurity.

Speaker 1 I think every person's individual history has to play a part in that. Upbringing, parents, how you were raised, siblings, attention you've received, whether you've had, whether you've not had.

Speaker 1 I think a lot of variables come into play with how somebody handles a certain

Speaker 1 response. Bro, I dated a girl that got mad with the way I talked to waitresses.

Speaker 1 Same.

Speaker 1 I just think, I think all of that shit is immature already. I'm just ordering burgers.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but then they'll say to you, but then they'll say to you, there's a difference between insecurity, insecure, and territorial.

Speaker 1 No, no, there isn't. That's the same.
Yeah, it's not true. There's a difference.
Sometimes it's insecurity, sometimes it's us. Like, I had a situation like you.

Speaker 1 Like, I had a girl, this is my 20s, where I was, I mean, she was like, why are you staring at Alicia Keys so hard? I was like, is she fine?

Speaker 1 We were watching the Grammys.

Speaker 1 She was before TV? Nigga, on TV. Oh, no.
Oh, yeah. No, I'm not arguing about nothing on TV.

Speaker 1 That was our last week together. Yeah, that was.

Speaker 1 It was like, I can't do nothing about that. They ain't got shit to do with it.
They don't have nothing to do with it. See, that'd be my thing.
Like, a lot of times. That's insecurity.

Speaker 1 Nobody has anything to do with that.

Speaker 1 And even to your point, when you're saying it's a whole bunch of stuff that they've endured or went through in their life, fam, if you're not willing to heal those things, I can't take on that.

Speaker 1 I just can't. That's easier said than done.
I can't fast.

Speaker 1 I cannot. If you love somebody, then you volunteer to be on their healing journey with them.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 let me ask you this. So you're responsible for how long that journey takes? Responsible? No.
Responsible to stay. Responsible? No.
Still not responsible. Invested in? Yes.

Speaker 1 Responsible? No. But

Speaker 1 you have a certain responsibility to invest in your partner. You have decided to invest in your partner.
So whatever your partner is troubled with or having a hard time.

Speaker 1 You're getting over. That's a part of the journey now.
That's all right, cool. So you right

Speaker 1 but you also you also have

Speaker 1 a lot of us

Speaker 1 but hold on but wait a lot of us are insecure too true men are insecure so

Speaker 1 we got our own niggas start going some women's phones that's insecurity on that motherfucker some of us can mask it more some of us have some of us can mask it better and some of us you know use little tricks and trades to cover it up but a lot of niggas is insecure as well

Speaker 1 it wasn't even a gender thing if you walk by your girl phone or you walk by show on the phone. You may even look.
You're not hoping to see anything.

Speaker 1 You make it just be looking, but it may cross your mind like, yo,

Speaker 1 sometimes it does. Like at this point, I don't care what my girl has seen in my phone.
And trust me, she has seen everything in the phone. Shit that I don't even know about.

Speaker 1 You've seen enough to now know that I ain't fucking nobody. Right.
She might not like your interactions.

Speaker 1 She may not like what she's seeing in there. But she could tell the type of time I'm on by looking at how the correspondence goes here.
And And that's what I'm saying. Like part of that shit is us.

Speaker 1 Some of it is people's insecurities and pain. It's all true.
And sometimes like they know us better than we know ourselves. Or sometimes we've given them reasons.
That's what I mean.

Speaker 1 Like you've done, like you said, your girl's seen shit in your phone. She's seen it all.
So yeah, she might say this nigga might still be up to it or something. So now I'm going to keep checking.

Speaker 1 I think that's nuts. Some people do that, bro.
I'm not, I'm not.

Speaker 1 Because they've done something. And you not going nowhere.
You know what I mean? Right.

Speaker 1 So if you've seen me do from A to Z and and you not going nowhere then what the are we going to keep arguing over me reciting the alphabets for if you know no matter what you find you not going nowhere you basically setting us up for turmoil and more drama

Speaker 1 well my response to that is yeah that may be all well and good but you treating me like i won't go nowhere you playing with me now

Speaker 1 Me not going nowhere is my decision. What the things that I choose to stay and leave for are different.

Speaker 1 But what you not going to do is wave that little bus ticket in my face no nobody said play with me in a way that i won't no we don't know that's not our decision to make but actually i just told my girl this i said yo all the shit that you have uh caught me doing like i want you to know i made the decision as a man before i did it and said

Speaker 1 nah my girl is not leaving me because i text such and such this

Speaker 1 or because you saw me and such and such go bowling. Like, you kind of, the same way they know us, we know them.
Right.

Speaker 1 I think we had that, we did have that important conversation. I know what the levable offenses are for my partner now.
Yes, gotcha.

Speaker 1 And that's where I align with some of what you're saying is if it's not on the levable offenses,

Speaker 1 then don't migraine me to death. But

Speaker 1 I'm not going to try to remove her right to have a voice and be expressive. I want her to feel comfortable to be expressive with me.
That's not when

Speaker 1 the bartender's getting my dick hard and and she's doing the bend over, lift my shit up in the air. Like, come on, all right, go ahead.
All right, you got it.

Speaker 1 I think sometimes.

Speaker 1 I think sometimes what's happening is like when police circle a block where they know people selling drugs, right? They're not going to lock nobody up, right? And they know you're selling drugs.

Speaker 1 But they're like, just don't disrespect us.

Speaker 1 We're just trying to patrol the area to keep things limited. True.
It's cops that we know that'll be like, yo, dog, not tonight. And that's kind of what's happening you say,

Speaker 1 pack it up, and I'm going home. And what you're describing sounds like that to me.
Like, I'm not leaving you for this shit, she said, but like,

Speaker 1 you know, like, just chill. Like, I'm seeing this shit in the text.
I'm seeing this. It's like managing the shit.
Because they're hoping, I'm not saying it's right.

Speaker 1 I'm saying they're hoping that they can limit our behaviors if we can, you know, if we know that somebody's always watching. But what if it's the other way around?

Speaker 1 Right? What if she was what if that was her response?

Speaker 1 Yo, I know you ain't gonna leave me because some nigga I'm cool with some nigga that's saying that oh, you got a nice body, or I'm cool with some nigga that like to come around me, or I'm cool with an employee that I go out with to lunch.

Speaker 1 Like, what if it was the other way around?

Speaker 1 It's girls that do it. I know, I'm just saying, I'm not accepting that.

Speaker 1 The shit I do, listen, hey, hypocrite here. Stop.
Hypocrisy. The shit I do, play around, my wife can't do it.
Are you serious? At all. I'm not accepting it.

Speaker 1 He said that all the time. At all.

Speaker 1 I'm not with it. Me, Trevor Robinson Jr., I stand on the sale alone.
I'm not with it. I believe in double standards, and I believe to be a self-proclaimed hypocrite.
I don't like it. I feel different.

Speaker 1 Her tolerance level is better than mine, and that's why I respect her. Master manipulator.

Speaker 1 Yo, he said you're a master manipulator.

Speaker 1 You can't say that, stupid.

Speaker 1 That's what it is.

Speaker 1 But you can't say that part. Yo, her tolerance is so much better than mine.

Speaker 1 Listen, she would see something. Niggas girls be something.

Speaker 1 Yo, listen,

Speaker 1 yo, we can't take half the shit we don't put our girl through.

Speaker 1 She would see something and hold it down for mad long but we don't pick a girl that's gonna put us through what we put them through but listen

Speaker 1 i gotta say we can also like not do shit right hold on mark shit up

Speaker 1 listen oh god she's not even here today damn work

Speaker 1 mark you don't do shit no honest to god he told me i asked him the same thing probably he don't this is what i tell you no this is what i tell you this is what i tell you i see through that political shit i know the political way to do the versus shit that i be doing.

Speaker 1 So if we're going to have a real talk, this is the real talk. Real talk.
He's the wizard master. With the words.

Speaker 1 I don't. You be showing your intelligence sometimes to bitches that don't need to see it.
Facts. Yes, you do.
And you know what it does. Facts.
And you know what the effect that it has. Facts.

Speaker 1 That's a fact. You smart niggas are getting it off.
Come on, dog. And on top of that, you teaching your son to speak Spanish first, nigga.
As an English nigga, we know all those tricks.

Speaker 1 As an English nigga.

Speaker 1 As a nigga that speaks English, you speak in Spanish. I watch you.

Speaker 1 Let me ask you this. Can you be held responsible for

Speaker 1 the things that you just casually and normally doing, and how somebody is affected by it? Yeah. Huh? Unfortunately, yeah.
Fuck. Yes.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Fuck out. My answer is yes.

Speaker 1 My answer, yes. That's my answer, too.
That's all I'm saying. Like, we're going to be a bitch.
So you dumb down around pretty chicks. Me? Me? I scared you, nigga.

Speaker 1 I know. I don't see pretty women.
I don't. I don't see.

Speaker 1 This thing is honest. I'm joking.
I'm joking. I know you can make foot, man.
I just try to try.

Speaker 1 I'm with you, yo. I'm a smart.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but you you

Speaker 1 crock a shit. How? Oh, he refers to the shit.
I mean,

Speaker 1 he's been waiting to get at that. No, no, no, he ain't like that basketball shit.

Speaker 1 He's still mad about that shit. But I'm only talking about in this conversation, and I'm getting that from the way he presented that question.
Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 I agree with Mark here. Not on I don't see pretty women.
Damn joke. What fuck is he talking about?

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 yes,

Speaker 1 I present myself around pretty women in a way that is not so desirable and I turn off my bag.

Speaker 1 Yes. That's what I'm saying.
You

Speaker 1 maybe don't turn your bag off. And I think that you are responsible for what comes your way when you don't turn your bag off.
This shit on autopilot. He can't turn the shit off.

Speaker 1 You have to turn that off sometimes, though. You got to turn it off.
You have to turn it off sometimes. He walked out.
When I went to fucking Girls Love R ⁇ B, I didn't say a word to nobody.

Speaker 1 Would that matter? It was to your question that you asked Mark. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 Because the way somebody walks in a room, the way they present themselves, their authority speaks before they ever open their fucking mouth.

Speaker 1 And the fact that you are, nigga, you talking to me right now. You me.
Please continue. I'm going to get another t-shirt and say, this is me on a joke.
I don't think much of you.

Speaker 1 Damn. When you walk in a room.

Speaker 1 When you walk in a room, the fact that you go over there to the corner and you don't

Speaker 1 say nothing to nobody, that shit is saying to somebody. It's a mind.

Speaker 1 You talk to me. It could be wonder.
He's right about that. I don't know.

Speaker 1 It could be 70 dimes over there. The fact that you walk in and you ignore the 70 dimes on all the other sharks is over there in their face, that speaks.
No, but

Speaker 1 there's another step, right? Now, after you do that mysterious shit, they walk over to talk to you. Thank you, Mark.
And then you double down or you press up on it. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 You double down and do what?

Speaker 1 But if he walks over, you double down and do what? Thank you, Mark. What do you double down and do? When they walk over and talk to you, you don't engage.

Speaker 1 Mad, mad, dry. That's me, too.
Mad. That's me, too.
Short. Mad, I don't want to talk.
Mad,

Speaker 1 I'm not mad. I ain't been out with you.
I'm not exchanging a phone number. You're right.
No, I'm not DM. When you send a DM, oh my God, it was so great meeting you.
I'm leaving it on bread. Yes.

Speaker 1 Let me tell you what the therapist told me when me and Shorty went to the next stage. When they started therapy.
No, he's moving the goalpost. No, I'm not.
Yes, you are. I hate when you do that.

Speaker 1 You always say that when you're getting your ass beat. I'm winning this.
I don't see it. I do.
Why do you think I'm moving the goalposts?

Speaker 1 Sam, because nobody said nothing about when they're engaging you in conversation. You said.
Mark did. Mark.
No, you. Mark continued your scenario.
You are naming. Hold on, let me talk.

Speaker 1 You are naming things that we carry with us. So yes, you are right to the therapist's point.
He said he dumb his down.

Speaker 1 You said you dumbed down how you walk in a room. You don't go over there and you don't speak to no girls.
And I and I advanced it with you. Skip that.

Speaker 1 We are advancing it with you. Yes, we come in like that.
Your point is they see that and it's still attractive. Cool.
And the next steps to that

Speaker 1 are borders closed. Right.
We carry it differently. We're saying our borders closed.
Mine is closed from the rip. Keep going.
Mine's too.

Speaker 1 Dog, if I engage with somebody, that's out of politeness and kindness. That don't mean I'm trying to fuck you.
I'm being polite. Me and Mark are saying that we not so kind.
Right.

Speaker 1 It depends on how you engage too.

Speaker 1 Me and Mark are saying we not so kind. That could be bag.

Speaker 1 It's the whole, I'm engaging because I'm polite and kind. You like to talk.
I do. You get to having a conversation with your talk.
Yo, let me tell you. Let's talk.
You got to talk to you.

Speaker 1 Let them talk. Let Freeze talk, man.
You ain't having a conversation with her. Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 Yo, girl. If you start exchanging your favorite author.
Y'all niggas is podcasting right now. Nigga, we all know if we want to fuck something, they fucked.
What y'all talking about?

Speaker 1 I'm tired of y'all sitting up here acting like y'all niggas is the fucking Boy Scouts. Nigga, when I meet a girl and she engages with me and I want to fuck her, she's fucked.
Ish.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but you choose not to.

Speaker 1 Exactly. Ish.
The point is, it's up to us to not want to fuck them. Ish.
If the girl wants to fuck you, Joe, it's nothing you can do to calm that down. Except that I'm not.
You don't have to engage.

Speaker 1 You ain't got to engage. That's the point I'm saying.
Flip, let me give it to him. Because we're going to be talking about the murder.
I started saying the same thing.

Speaker 1 The same way that you say, and I've said to my girl plenty of times, hey, Ma, stop talking me about this. You know, if I wanted to fuck, she'd be short.

Speaker 1 The flip side of that coin is when you don't want to fuck, that's abundantly clear as well. True.
Me and Mark are on that side of the coin, no matter how attractive our walk-in was to shorty.

Speaker 1 I'm sure it was a million chicks in that girl's love karaoke shit that would have loved to fuck and go home. Guess what? I'm sitting here like this.
I'm drinking my drink. I'm walking out.

Speaker 1 I'm going home to bed.

Speaker 1 I came in here and told a story about a girl. You go in and get the...
I i came in here and told a story about a girl that was literally damn near sitting in my lap in a spot and she was pretty

Speaker 1 i ain't pop i don't want to pop you was also annoying so now what is your profile when the girl is not so annoying not so unattractive all the way in your lane business up network up are you are you pulling out your hey i'm attractive bag my answer is yes versus what i do which is bitch get the away from me no matter how much i might want to do something to you that's the side me and Mark on.

Speaker 1 Bro, I'm not being rude to nobody, period. Oh, that's one.
That's one. And number two, you talking to me.

Speaker 1 Yo, one, you're not rude to everybody. That's a lie.
And then number two. And it's not really rude.
It's more cold. And not just that.
Sometimes the rudeness to the real baddie.

Speaker 1 The real baddie. I'll keep trying to use my already.
No, I'm not. No, no, no.
Sometimes the rudeness to the real baddie is a turn on.

Speaker 1 It is.

Speaker 1 That's why you walk out the door and if you get that DM later, you don't answer it. Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And that's what I'm doing.

Speaker 1 That's how I move. Yo, Ian Dunlap just came here two weeks ago and said, yo, I said to Mouse, I don't know.
I said to Joe, I don't know how you do it. He said, yo, we went out.
We went to Bragolda.

Speaker 1 We sat at the bar. It happened.

Speaker 1 And you,

Speaker 1 man, that was impressive. I don't know how you do it.
That takes discipline. That takes a certain type of backbone.
Yo,

Speaker 1 I seen him ignore. Yo, niggas gotta be there when we know how to move.
I know how to. I've seen him move.
I I have to. I forgot about that shit at the ball when they were looking.
I'm like, yo, Joe.

Speaker 1 And he was like, he looked straight. I seen him do that.

Speaker 1 Niggas that go out with me,

Speaker 1 you know I don't play them games. I see that.
You're right. You're right about that.
I got it. If I'm willing to play the game, for me, that means I'm willing to have to fight with my girl about you.

Speaker 1 And I ain't.

Speaker 1 And I ain't. A lot of y'all.
And yo, listen, but at the same time, like I said earlier, our women have better tolerance level than us.

Speaker 1 I need y'all to hear this because my wife would see something and hold it down and play it cool for mad weeks and bring it up out of nowhere. That's tolerance, that's patience.
Not me.

Speaker 1 I see, yo, what the fuck, nigga, the whole house. Everybody cutting downstairs.
J.R., Nico Prince, that's about family meeting. I can't, so that's what I'm saying.
And also, when I realize that her

Speaker 1 tolerance level is strong, it makes me think about myself. Like, damn, I gotta do a little better, or I don't want to present this because I know that if she did this, I wouldn't like it.

Speaker 1 That's all I was saying.

Speaker 1 But that's in

Speaker 1 that's a revelation. That's me.
Right. But at the same time,

Speaker 1 we're a hypocrite, right?

Speaker 1 But I am a hypocrite because I still feel like, I still feel like, listen, I'm loyal. No, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 I'm loyal to the. Hold on, wait, wait, wait, hold on, Corey.

Speaker 1 I'm loyal to the cause. I'm loyal to the content.
I'm going to do whatever it is to make it entertaining. You and I are not in the same field.
But at the same time,

Speaker 1 we can't help.

Speaker 1 I can't. Hmm.
I don't want to say this. I got in trouble for this.
Bitch.

Speaker 1 Who? My wife? You, nigga. Never her.

Speaker 1 You always know. Never her.

Speaker 1 I can't,

Speaker 1 because I'm kind of responsible, but I can't be held responsible for her feelings. But I am, but I'm not.
Whatever she feels internally. No, I am, but I'm not.
That's what I'm saying. You is, man.

Speaker 1 You are. You can make it.
Not all the way.

Speaker 1 Because you have to be one with yourself to understand that, yo, I know what this is, and I know what he's doing. I know if, like, you see this, it's coming.

Speaker 1 He's coming home every night and things are clear. I'm not sleeping over.
I'm not doing anything. I'm not having sex with anybody else.

Speaker 1 So, you have to understand that whatever I do, and if you do hear something outside on this podcast, it's pure performative. I put myself out there.
Yeah, see, I might as well do that.

Speaker 1 It's for performance.

Speaker 1 I've been having

Speaker 1 that. I've had a lot of people.
Well, he subscribes to yeah, yeah, I subscribe to that. But then, but then, but listen, listen, I got clear.
I got all of your instructions. Initially,

Speaker 1 do not embarrass me, motherfucker. Hey, yo, Freeze, listen.
Initially,

Speaker 1 no, initially, she was fine with it. But then when you come on a big broadcast, now people, initially, she's like, all right, if it wasn't.
She didn't get back to her. Yeah.

Speaker 1 She's like, yo, I hear about it. I hear you arguing about you ain't did this.
Cool. I believe you because you was home this time.
Now it's a bigger broadcast. Yo, your husband said this.

Speaker 1 And she said to me the other day, you think because I don't watch the show, I don't hear what's be going on and on Patreon. I laughed.

Speaker 1 But it came out of nowhere, nigga. Nigga, I said like weeks ago.
But my argument was I'm loyal to

Speaker 1 the cause. See,

Speaker 1 I'll say this in closing because we need to move on. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And I feel all of that.

Speaker 1 Our wives and girls have more tolerance for shit than we do. I feel that and understand that point.

Speaker 1 In mine, I argue the exact opposite.

Speaker 1 In mine, I argue I'm pretty tolerable with a lot of shit.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to hold you. I have unconventional,

Speaker 1 non-traditional

Speaker 1 views. You do.
That's true. So when she says, hey, would you like it it if I did such and such and such and such and such? It's not a valid argument for you.
I say,

Speaker 1 she says, no, you wouldn't. No, you wouldn't like that.
You would do X, Y, Z. I say, how do you know that?

Speaker 1 Have you ever come to me and said or presented some of the things that I've presented you with? She says, no.

Speaker 1 I said, then don't tell me what I'm okay with and what I'm not okay with until you try me. And she says, well, I don't want to do those things that you want to do.
All right. Well, that's good.

Speaker 1 Then let's keep the conversation where it is.

Speaker 1 This nigga's good.

Speaker 1 This nigga's good. It's not gonna be.
Why are you good?

Speaker 1 I've dated strippers. I've dated bartenders.
I've dated the OnlyFans. I've dated girls that had husbands.
I've dated girls that had families. I've dated women that have lied to me for years.

Speaker 1 I've dated girls that left me and cheated with a nigga with more money. Cheated with a nigga with a bigger dick.
Cheated over here. I've dated the girls that was in the unconventional things.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? So, I mean, I'm experienced enough to where

Speaker 1 you're not about to present me with something that's out of my wheelhouse.

Speaker 1 And I'd like us to both feel comfortable coming to say,

Speaker 1 whatever we into now, I'm with updating our relationship rules. Just because you was who you were when we met, don't mean that that's who you are today.

Speaker 1 So let's hit update. Let's hit the update button.
But y'all just got to have that conversation. Yeah.
Some niggas, update on their end.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's foul.
That's foul. If you get to push reset on the other club, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 And I'm not with that. I'm not with that.
I'm not with that. Baby, if you listen, I love you.
I know you're listening. Um,

Speaker 1 music, let's do it. Yeah, let's do it, man.
Let's get to some music, man. Happy to have Big Freeze back for the music.

Speaker 1 I'm happy to be back. And hey, something good dropped.
It did.

Speaker 1 You good over there? Algy. Oh, yes, yeah.
Season changes.

Speaker 1 That'll do it.

Speaker 1 All right, what is it that black people are? Pollen.

Speaker 1 What did you call it? Pollen.

Speaker 1 Pollen. I don't know what pollen.
I think

Speaker 1 pollen, you're on the air. Oh, man.
Well, yeah. Tyler dropped this new album, Chromacopia.
On Monday, which I love. I loved it.
Absolutely love. Monday morning.
I love it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Nice to wake up on a good Monday morning, have some new tunes.

Speaker 1 Did y'all get a chance to listen to it? I have. No.
A couple times. Yeah, I've listened quite a few times.

Speaker 1 I love this album. One time.

Speaker 1 Just once. Whole thing?

Speaker 1 Yeah, so I don't want to.

Speaker 1 I just want to make sure you heard the whole album.

Speaker 1 man i've heard it once okay i like

Speaker 1 some of it i love some of it i don't like some of it overall i think it's a really good project yeah overall this is a great project for me um

Speaker 1 it starts off i like the production i saw i saw a lot of people complaining about the production but for me this felt like tyler's stepping out of the usual beats that he usually rap on and i feel go ahead

Speaker 1 i appreciate that i feel like it was kind of a throwback at the beginning. Like, he got in his like punk odd future kind of bag with like the distorted bass and,

Speaker 1 you know, aggressive kind of sound. And then he got into his more Igor-esque bag with the alternative R ⁇ B, Forelli,

Speaker 1 space-y shit later.

Speaker 1 Which I love. I enjoyed the shit.
Tag me in when y'all ready to kill the production.

Speaker 1 I ain't killing the production. I like the production for the most part.
Except for the

Speaker 1 couple that I'm. I'll wait for y'all to finish it.
There's a couple that I was like, eh. But overall, I'm just speaking overall as a project into end, Pauls.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I was pleased with the production.

Speaker 1 I liked,

Speaker 1 this felt like Tyler trying to step out. Yes, I agree.
Even though

Speaker 1 he's a, I mean, he's a star.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 it felt like a more commercial step out. Really? Like, yeah, even the, even the, the sexy red glorilla Wayne record, it doesn't feel like typical Tyler.

Speaker 1 I feel like it feels like I feature Tyler a little bit. A little chaotic, a little punk kind of thing.
I'm just talking about going out, collabing with these people on

Speaker 1 this type of a song. Gotcha.

Speaker 1 This is not.

Speaker 1 It felt like a commercial show. It felt like Tyler trying to be Khaled.

Speaker 1 It felt to me like Tyler complaining about everything that he won on the him versus Khaled argument to me.

Speaker 1 The album or just that song? No. There's no other reason.
The album. The album.
It sounded like him, Pharrell, and Jared Carmichael had a mushroom party. That's what the production sounded like.

Speaker 1 I love it. For him, I understand the story.
I understand the storytelling. It did sound like he was maturing.

Speaker 1 And I don't have nothing negative to say. I love who Tyler is as a person.
I feel like he's becoming like the odd future version of me somehow in just like some of his takes and his stance on hip-hop.

Speaker 1 So I love that. And I feel like he's already served me with the,

Speaker 1 what was the album? Kick a private drama. Drama album, Call Me Think, Igor.
Some of the older,

Speaker 1 I like my Tyler hard pause. Like, I like hard rapping, hip-hop influenced me, Tyler.
Once he started getting into his Jaden Smith production bag, count me out.

Speaker 1 See, I appreciated it. I'm just the opposite.
Like, I heard those records and I was like, oh, shit, this is something. Again, I'm not

Speaker 1 super, super, super versed in Tyler. Like, I don't go to all of the projects or anything.

Speaker 1 But. I just appreciated it was something different than the same

Speaker 1 type of,

Speaker 1 like you said, the distorted beat. Like, it wasn't that.
No. He tried something different and he made great concept records.
And that's what I was going to say.

Speaker 1 For me, it sounds like, and I don't listen to it once, it sounds like, it's an album I will go back to

Speaker 1 when I want a vibe. It's not an album I will go back to when I want to listen to hip-hop.
For sure. They got some of that on there for me, though.
Pretty good.

Speaker 1 It's like two or three. I really love the Hey Jane, I killed you, Judge Judy segment.

Speaker 1 That run was my favorite run. Yeah.
That, that, that,

Speaker 1 debating Debating abortion with his self-as the girl is incredible to me. That beat on a kill.
I don't know how you're going to like it. It was like a four-song story in there somewhere.

Speaker 1 Darling is beat, like all of that.

Speaker 1 This sounds like a drum beat that you would be into.

Speaker 1 I gotta leave, which I killed you. Your natural state is threatening.
But I ain't heard that.

Speaker 1 This was one of the joints that I heard before the album came out.

Speaker 1 I think this was like in that teaser or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So that was, I love that joint. I came on here and said it.
I love that.

Speaker 1 But the rest of the album, I feel like that was some trick marketing that he did. The rest of the album, I'm not, miss me with the Pharrell,

Speaker 1 with all of the happy Pharrell shit. I'm cool.

Speaker 1 I'm cool on that production. I enjoyed that.

Speaker 1 I was sitting there with the ugly face with some of this shit like, God damn. You ugly anyway.
Hey, somebody like it.

Speaker 1 A few people, right? No. Not that I know of.

Speaker 1 Good answer. Good answer, sir.
He smoked. Yeah, he smoked that answer.
Tripped me up. But yeah, overall, I'm very pleased with the Tyler album.
Me too. Very, very pleased.

Speaker 1 It might be three, four songs on here out of 14 that I'm cool on hearing. And that's a percentage I'll live with any day.
For sure. For sure.
And I like the

Speaker 1 Challenge Cambino guest vocals and the Daniel Caesar guest vocals.

Speaker 1 I like all that shit. Yeah.

Speaker 1 In unpopular opinion,

Speaker 1 some of these niggas could list the features. Oh, I completely agree.
I hate the lack of crediting. Yeah.
I hate the lack of crediting.

Speaker 1 Like, Travis Scott for me is probably the only one that could not list him. I don't ever want to see no credits.
Never. Never.
I want to know who's what am I hearing? I want to know.

Speaker 1 Yeah, who's on this thing?

Speaker 1 Like, don't surprise me. Right.
You got to have me guessing whose voice this is. Especially as I get older and I don't know everybody's voice the same way like I used to.

Speaker 1 I need names. Yeah, yeah.
But shout out to Tyler. Congratulations.
I see he's doing numbers. He's doing great.
He has a Tolkien fan base. Yeah, he does.

Speaker 1 They're going to support me. What level of superstardom does Tyler fall in

Speaker 1 hip-hop terms?

Speaker 1 Where do you put him? There was a gentleman from Billboard a few weeks ago to say that the new age big three, if you're not counting the big three, was

Speaker 1 Travis Future and the Yeet Dude, maybe. I'd have to find it to say who it was, but he was being creative and figuring out who, or maybe he said Uzi, Travis, and the Yeet Dude.

Speaker 1 I think you could put Tyler in the Uzi Travis

Speaker 1 that realm. That realm.
I think he's A or A minus, I guess.

Speaker 1 He's a star. He's a star.
Everyone knows his face. Everyone knows his voice.
He sells records. He gets critical acclaim.
He's all the things.

Speaker 1 But he's a tier below. He's not Drake or Kendrick Lamar.
Right. Is he the other one? Is he future?

Speaker 1 Different bag. Future is a little bit more popular.
Is he Travis? Is he the other one? He said he's Cole. Drake, yeah.

Speaker 1 Is he Cole? Is he Uzi?

Speaker 1 He's Uzi. Uzi.
Uzi. He's Uzi for sure.
Although I think Uzi does sell more typically first week vibes. I could be wrong about that.
He's correct. I'm correct me if I'm wrong.

Speaker 1 I've said that before, and I got killed for it. He's who.

Speaker 1 I wasn't even going to come do this, but y'all mentioned it. He's who people say Cole is to me.

Speaker 1 I think very different. I'm just talking in terms of, especially before, when Cole was doing all his own production and all of this, it was, oh, this with no features.
Tyler has done that.

Speaker 1 Like, it's been the things that we

Speaker 1 give Cole the credit for, Tyler has done literally all of those at the same, or maybe if not, a not higher level. I think he's a better producer than Cole.
He can't rap better than Cole.

Speaker 1 He can't mess up better than Cole. He can't remotely rap better than Cole.
Not in the same planet, but he makes better music. He makes more interesting records, too.

Speaker 1 I think Tyler would be offended at us saying that. They can't rap better.
I agree with Cole. I agree with it.
Most people do that. But I do think it would be offensive to him.
Yeah. Maybe.

Speaker 1 I don't think he feels like that at all. It's hard.

Speaker 1 He might not, but it's hard to say, just given the output that Cole has done, just the feature run alone, he showed at every avenue that I can rap and do anything and still be good at it.

Speaker 1 I give Tyler points that I can't give Cole, though.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 Originality. Star Crew.

Speaker 1 Star Crew. Yeah.

Speaker 1 All of them. As an exact A and R, he's up to him.

Speaker 1 He's got Frank Ocean in his. That's already a W.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I give him Star Crew.
I also give Tyler.

Speaker 1 I saw the shift in how rap videos were directed when he hit the scene. For sure.

Speaker 1 That was a Yonkers video. 2010, 2011, whatever that was, the nasty shit with the roach.
Yonkers. Yeah, Yonkers.
Yeah. Once that video hit, videos changed.
Yeah. I can't give that one.

Speaker 1 And even the videos from this were incredible. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 I can't give that one to Cole.

Speaker 1 Those are the two I'll say wholeheartedly.

Speaker 1 I think pure rapping, Cole has some bigger. Yeah, that was my whole thing.

Speaker 1 Discography. Album for album.
I think he probably, Tyler has a better discography. And I give Tyler more heart than Cole.

Speaker 1 I feel like Cole agrees with a lot of the Tyler takes, but Tyler says it.

Speaker 1 Cole won't. For sure.

Speaker 1 That's real. All of this sounds unfair to Cole because we should be talking about the Tyler project.
I don't know how we got to Cole, but I give those three to Tyler and the sliders over Cole. I do.

Speaker 1 Cole is going to have to do something to fix that heart slider.

Speaker 1 I know Cole fans don't want to hear that, but it's something that him and his think tank should be at least. Or they just don't care about that slider.

Speaker 1 If I just keep these other ones up over here, I know. And I ain't got to work on my

Speaker 1 rebounding game. I spoke to Jid and the heart of the beef.
Did you speak the cold? Niggas care.

Speaker 1 I hear you. Niggas care.
Rappers care. I'm a rapper, so I mean, I know rappers care.
I hear you. Rappers care.
You can tell us they don't care.

Speaker 1 They care. They care.
It's okay to say it.

Speaker 1 I know with black men is the thing. I don't give a fuck.
Yo, aging is identifying the things that you do give a fuck about. Hey, yo, I care about that.
What you just said.

Speaker 1 So, and coal and aging could be like, I really don't give a fuck what they think about this, just this part right here.

Speaker 1 Long as I take care of everything else, if that's my knock, I could live with that. If you were right, his last record don't sound like that.

Speaker 1 What last record?

Speaker 1 The one we just came out. He was just explained on the show.

Speaker 1 The last record record. Yeah, that one.
If you were correct, that record don't sound like that. That record sound like I'm talking to somebody.
I care what he think.

Speaker 1 I want him to know our relationship is cool. I'm not trying to sit here and give a fuck.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to let the fans trick me into this because they all saying the fickle-ass fans out here yelling, you don't have no heart, you don't have no heart, you need to do X, Y, and Z.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but that's where people, that's where people sleep. That's what I'm saying.
But that's where, I want to stay right there. That's where people sleep on the power with the fans.

Speaker 1 Because if the fans could change dudes' brain that you care about, then you care. Then you care about the fan participation in whatever y'all have going on.

Speaker 1 Maybe the fans thinking can't change you, but like me, hey, I don't give a fuck what no fans say. The second that a fan says something that affects one of y'all, I'm care now.
I'm in.

Speaker 1 It's no different.

Speaker 1 I don't think Tyler gives a fuck about what anybody thinks. He don't.
And that's one of his strengths. Yeah.
He's been that from day one. Or we can just depending on how you want to look at it.

Speaker 1 Because I think that he's not really trying to appeal to, he's doing what he feels like. Yeah.

Speaker 1 He didn't care about what them HBO producers said when he's like, stand there and let this nigga kick it to you.

Speaker 1 He farted.

Speaker 1 That's how he responded. No, that nigga ordered some shrimp and broccoli, man.

Speaker 1 That was walked all the way through.

Speaker 1 That was the smoothest way to dub some gay dick coming your way. Hey, yo, let me get a shrimp and broccoli, $2 extra shrimp.

Speaker 1 Take a whiff of this.

Speaker 1 Charlie sauce. And some tartan sauce.

Speaker 1 Yo, y'all going to be racist. Oh, my God.
How can niggas not like Chinese food? I don't understand it.

Speaker 1 Y'all get a shit.

Speaker 1 Good shrimp and broccoli.

Speaker 1 I know Ubis the other day just appreciating all the different cultures. I ordered some Thai shit.
Nice. I want some Chinese food.
Some motherfucking, what's the other job you order? Oh, man.

Speaker 1 Thank God for the other cultures. It's just food.
For sure. Facts.
Big facts. Like a fat ass.
I'm about to say that's some real fat man shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but I took my Pepsi and my

Speaker 1 blood pressure pills and my cholesterol pills. I got to take pills now, like you.

Speaker 1 You still using your little birth control pill packet thing that you carry around the Monday through Friday in case your old ass forget when you got to take your pills? What's today? What's today?

Speaker 1 Would you hear? It's got the birth control packet pills that his daily pills is in it, but he left it here, so he wasn't taking it.

Speaker 1 I got two of them. I got one of them.
I do nothing but sea moss anyway.

Speaker 1 Little black seed oil. Weapon pills.

Speaker 1 Little tote. Garlic pills.
Did anything else happen in music that needs our attention?

Speaker 1 I want to say salute to Tyler again. Well, in closing, I love the Monday drop.
I love everything about this project.

Speaker 1 And a surprise drop for me,

Speaker 1 the Eastsiders, which is Tray D and Goldie Lowe. That album's tough.
They're EP, I guess. EP.
It's good? Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, that's what's up. Yo, check it out.

Speaker 1 It's their first project since 2001, I want to say. Wow.
That's what's up.

Speaker 1 I like, Snoop. I see what you're doing over there with Death Row.
I see it. Yep.
And I'm not mad at it at all. We done got a Dog Pound album.
Yep. We got an Eastsiders album.
Put my people on.

Speaker 1 Kim and Dre got the Missionary album coming. Pause, if applicable.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I'm just going to pull it out.
It's a lot of old heads putting out good music. Yeah.
And for a while, when the old head put out a record, it was going to be trash.

Speaker 1 Now I actually think it's 50-50. Because we old heads.
And that might just be what it is. That's why.
That might be what it is. Because the kids are going to

Speaker 1 watch some old head music. Right.
You know what I'm saying? Like, I hated the era when all our favorite artists stopped making music. Yeah.

Speaker 1 They just got to up. Like, for me, it's like the balance, though, between still sounding like the people we wanted to hear, but

Speaker 1 making new music, like new types of music. I give you an example.
Like Rakem. Rake him made a seven album, was it like an EP or something, like maybe like what, six months ago? yeah.

Speaker 1 And I was.

Speaker 1 That was him showcasing himself more as a product. As a producer, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it didn't sound like 2024 production.

Speaker 1 If you showcase yourself as a producer, then the production shouldn't sound like it could have been on the

Speaker 1 18th letter. It sounds like

Speaker 1 the sub-genre of kind of underground rap in 2024. Yeah, it didn't sound fresh.
I guess it just didn't sound fresh to me. And the raps to me felt still more.

Speaker 1 I had lesser issue with the production and more with the raps. Okay.
But then

Speaker 1 when I see like common in

Speaker 1 P-Rock or obviously Nas is doing something all the time.

Speaker 1 Killer Mike's still putting out music. He's a little bit younger than him.
You know what I mean? I'm excited by all these young guys making really, really good music.

Speaker 1 P-Rock, you still owe me an apology, nigga. I ain't forget.

Speaker 1 That's it.

Speaker 1 For what?

Speaker 1 Some shit he said.

Speaker 1 Got it.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Also,

Speaker 1 Friend Harpo, Harpens. Lloyd Banks announced his new project with

Speaker 1 Halloween Havoc 5 is coming out. I'm ready for that.

Speaker 1 I love a good seasonal album. Let's go.

Speaker 1 And I'm here to tell y'all. Oh,

Speaker 1 it's in my phone. It's in Montu? It's in my phone.

Speaker 1 My nigga sent me a text early in the morning. I loved it, Lloyd Banks.
I love the old niggas that wake up early in the morning now. You get a text from Wale or something at 7 a.m.

Speaker 1 These rappers' heads be fucked up.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Banks sent me some shit. I'm very excited about it.
I love a good series, and I love some old nigga rap for me, like from people that appreciate rap.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 it's joints on.

Speaker 1 I can't play none yet, but it's joints on.

Speaker 1 I got one I want to play bad. Same.

Speaker 1 Bad.

Speaker 1 Respect them. Now you mentioned the old hair rap niggas texting early.
These niggas texting about video games at seven in the morning. Oh, they won't.
They won't text me.

Speaker 1 Yo, what's up with the yellow? You want jump on 2K?

Speaker 1 No, nigga. I have girls that like me.

Speaker 1 I know. I'm offending the gamers.
Yeah, yeah. Don't offend us.
Some of us jump on the 2K. At seven in the morning? No, well, not seven in the morning.
Well, later on in the day.

Speaker 1 I think there should be a study to show. Nigga need to go jump on something else.
The gamer dudes don't get like a whole lot of

Speaker 1 today.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 I would just like a study to show

Speaker 1 you. When you have the time.
No, the women are gamers too now.

Speaker 1 Now, there are some fire gamers.

Speaker 1 What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 Shout out to the nerdy girls. You ever try to fuck one of them? I did.

Speaker 1 A good one, too, in D.C. It was good.
And my girl listened. I'm joking because I argued that I wasn't trying to fuck that girl.

Speaker 1 Why the fuck would you say it?

Speaker 1 Because just for an argument's sake here, have you ever had dialogue with one of the gamer girls that was like away from gaming? Yeah.

Speaker 1 I was in there confiding in the gamer, bitch. Yeah, man, my dad just had surgery, had cancer.
It ain't working. He had to get the shit out of it.
Your little trauma ain't working.

Speaker 1 It doesn't work on you here, big dog.

Speaker 1 Got to get a different bag. Yo, yeah, trauma bond ain't working.
Everything talk about anime. Right.

Speaker 1 They mine somewhere else, nigga. So, one,

Speaker 1 look, trauma bond is not my bag anymore, you guys. Hit the update on our relationship.

Speaker 1 And please stop talking about 2010 JoeButton. One.

Speaker 1 And two. Don't you know this bitch had me on the fucking gamer forum telling my dad's health business? Bitch had the headphones on.

Speaker 1 Little nerdy geek nigga started talking. Your dad about to die.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
She was on the shit. She would have the gamer headphones on.

Speaker 1 And I'm on the live. Oh, man.
My dad, man, his health. Yada, yada, yada.
Holy shit. She did it on purpose.

Speaker 1 That's one of them things where when your girl find out about it, boy, did she have a blast with that one? You're dumbass. You bitch-ass

Speaker 1 thirsty ass. You don't even know who you're talking to, you thirsty, thirsty

Speaker 1 ass nigga.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that shit do something to my soul when she called me thirsty and have a point.

Speaker 1 Like, I was thirsty. That was crazy on the gamer for him.
I ain't spoke to that girl since. She was fired off.

Speaker 1 You know exactly who it is, right? Exactly. You still follow her.

Speaker 1 No, that's it. I know who I'm talking to.
Probably. I don't know what that Portuguese woman thinking.

Speaker 1 I know who I'm talking to. She know who I am, nigga.

Speaker 1 Yo, do y'all partners know who y'all are? My girl knows who I am. Honestly,

Speaker 1 I hate to partner us out. No, no, no, but your girl knows who I am.
Like, for real. Yes, yes.
Like, the real you.

Speaker 1 Yes, yes.

Speaker 1 The real you, she knows. She knows.
The real you. Yeah.
She knows. Y'all.
Yeah. Like, seriously, not lying because we partner.
No, no, no. No, she knows it's a real nigga.
Do y'all like that? Yes.

Speaker 1 I like it. Yeah.
Necessary. It's necessary.
I love it.

Speaker 1 To be totally honest, to have

Speaker 1 it. To have good communication.

Speaker 1 Hey, flip fuck these things.

Speaker 1 I hate that shit. I hate that shit.

Speaker 1 That shit makes it easier. Look,

Speaker 1 depends.

Speaker 1 I don't like it. No.
Nigga.

Speaker 1 You niggas is just content with what's, you know, and comfortable with how life is going, which is great.

Speaker 1 But you've been in a relationship for mad long. Yes.
Like, you've been in a relationship for you. Since I was young, so that means that in life I'm growing.
I grow every day.

Speaker 1 So like when somebody, if when you, with new money, with new lifestyle, you grow. So I don't know.
But when somebody knows the core of you, I don't want nobody to just know redo all my bullshit.

Speaker 1 I don't, I want to get some bullshit off. I'm going to say this, right?

Speaker 1 God forbid you and your wife ever break up. We're not putting that out on the universe.
But if you met somebody new,

Speaker 1 you would be a whole different person and how you

Speaker 1 enter into that relationship. Like you might be way more open.
You might be way more. Because again, now you're an adult.
So the stuff that your wife had to get used to. Right.

Speaker 1 Listen, listen, let me just say this.

Speaker 1 It feels good to know that somebody is there with you or was there with you when you had nothing. Nothing.
So we can't, I'm not saying that. But

Speaker 1 when you, not, but, period. When you grow, when you grow

Speaker 1 and there's somebody that can remind you of your humble beginnings or where you came from, sometimes I don't want to hear that shit.

Speaker 1 But sometimes we we need to hear that but nigga need and want is two different things i i need to hear it but i don't want to hear it he tells you all the time yeah i don't want to need and want you're right we need to hear it to keep us level-headed and keep us humbled i don't i don't want to hear that

Speaker 1 and she be right she don't be wrong yo yo yo you had nothing i was there and on top of it don't forget this she got the precise date i had to go research oh damn she's correct i don't want to hear that i'm up my life is good don't hear that old school we was laying on couches on the floor who the would have hear that but it's true

Speaker 1 Y'all niggas be frying. Hold on, Joe.

Speaker 1 Let me second. Somebody.

Speaker 1 Somebody loves you. That's a good record.
Yeah, you're right. Nah.

Speaker 1 You played the right record. I'm just saying.

Speaker 1 We got us. But that's what I'm talking about, bro.
That's it. You know what it is? Like, I get it.
It's uncomfortable when they call you on your shit. And believe me, I had my shit too.

Speaker 1 Just not in this relationship. Nigga, you play, because you play your cards right.
I watch you. So what was some of your shit? I just, I used to.
You play your cards right. You play your cards right.

Speaker 1 This is what I.

Speaker 1 You let her lead. You let her run every day.
Hey, gad. I don't let her run every day.

Speaker 1 You see this for through two, you remember my wife for two minutes. Nigga, I didn't watch your moves.
What was my moves?

Speaker 1 Hey, yo, homeboy. Move that fridge out of my office, please.
I should have made my wife move the fridge. I should have made my wife no, no, no, no.
You should make my wife move the fridge.

Speaker 1 I let you, now you throw a man shit. No,

Speaker 1 because you remember. Hey, yo, homeboy, hey, yo, wear that mask when y'all walk in here.
And on top of that, don't talk too loud. All right, yeah, all right, yeah.

Speaker 1 I didn't make her lift the refrigerator, and I didn't give her COVID. Yeah, that's

Speaker 1 like, yeah, what you got cold with like your head? No, no, no.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 I'm 45. My 20s and 30s was filled with reckless shit.
Whoredom. Yeah.
Like spending 10,000 in the strip clubs. Like educated whoredom.
But I'm not educated.

Speaker 1 I was probably the same place that y'all was with the same people. Also, you think we're stupid?

Speaker 1 That's fucked up.

Speaker 1 That was fucked up. That's cool.

Speaker 1 I wasn't educated. I was with y'all.

Speaker 1 No, I'm just saying, like, I wasn't at the book club and shit. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 But as I got older, I just didn't want want to do that anymore. So in this relationship,

Speaker 1 it's not that I had to become somebody new for my wife. And we've known each other for a long time.
And she watched me growing, you know, and we grew together in certain ways.

Speaker 1 So she knows me front to back, but I'm also different in this situation.

Speaker 1 That's what experience, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah, and I made it. And I'm tired.
I was tired of this shit. But when I stopped doing all the wild shit, I didn't need somebody to make me have to do the watch.

Speaker 1 Like, if my wife picked, my wife got my

Speaker 1 password. I know, I could imagine.
Yeah, but I ain't got no shame in that. Because there's nothing in here.
I ain't got shit to worry about.

Speaker 1 And there's something that feels good about not having shit to worry about. Hey, yo, I'm gonna keep it real.
You preached that same shit to me when I met you. That could make it true.

Speaker 1 And it's true, and I believe you. But nigga, I'm not on the same wavelength.

Speaker 1 We're not on the same wave. Right, but what I'm saying is.
Salute. Salute.
Nigga, you. Yes, yes, nigga.
I'm not saying like I'm evolving. Hit my password.
Yeah, go through. There's nothing hard.

Speaker 1 But you might feel different in 10 years. It's all I'm saying.

Speaker 1 I feel different now.

Speaker 1 I feel different now. I feel different now because you all gonna feel different every day when you around people that's setting good examples.

Speaker 1 You're gonna feel different and you're gonna look within yourself like, damn. At the same time, I'm loyal to the soil, nigga.
I'm loyal to the content. I'm loyal to what I'm trying to produce.

Speaker 1 So that's where the line becomes blurry. Because if she was with it before, and then now other people are seeing it and questioning it, like, oh, you're on this big shit, and you're with this nigga.

Speaker 1 Now she has to revisit or just see, like, let me look at this a little bit more. I don't like that.
But that's something. I don't want to, yeah.
But that's, that's something.

Speaker 1 And Joe understands better than me because he's a lot more known than me. But like, when you're in a relationship where the world knows who you are, it completely changes how the relationship works.

Speaker 1 So like I was talking, I was saying earlier, like I'm watching Alicia Keys on the Grammys at 25 or whatever.

Speaker 1 On rock.

Speaker 1 I wasn't.

Speaker 1 I didn't even get that far. You know that nigga listening.
She killed the vibe. You know that nigga listening.

Speaker 1 You're talking about before them. Yeah, this is decades ago, right? But the point is.

Speaker 1 You go text Joe. Yo, I

Speaker 1 turn that nigga.

Speaker 1 Stop it. I heard that shit you said.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Shout out to Swizz.
Love you, brother.

Speaker 1 It's different when you're just watching on TV, but now you're in those places where you could see those people. I get that.

Speaker 1 So now when your wife sees you talking about how fine somebody is on this show, knowing that you might bump into them,

Speaker 1 it's a game. No, I'm with that.
That shit changes everything, but a lot of times you don't realize that till you're in that mix. The level of, just in closing for me, and the level, you know, the

Speaker 1 flip side, the process of changing in real time, nigga, it's just not easy, nigga. Y'all niggas act like you can just wake up and change.
I'm changing in real time.

Speaker 1 These things happen in real time, so you have to have to adjust. But I don't like it.
I'm not going to be like, y'all niggas sound cool for the internet. I don't like that shit.

Speaker 1 I don't like I got to change. I don't like that somebody knows me from back in the days.
I don't like that. I love it, but I don't like it.

Speaker 1 I love it because I accept it and I'm grateful for it, but I don't like it. I'm like, damn.
I can't front. I can't go outside and stunt, nigga.
Like, yo, nigga, where you got that from? I can't stunt.

Speaker 1 Right. Because you're not tired yet.
I guess about the 70,000 I got when she's like, nigga, you bought two watches, nigga, and you and you bought that bullshit-ass car. Nigga, I look stupid.

Speaker 1 She could, she knows mad shit about me.

Speaker 1 I feel that.

Speaker 1 She just

Speaker 1 hold it down. Salute.

Speaker 1 It is with great sadness

Speaker 1 and extreme disappointment

Speaker 1 that I report this next story, which is Rest in Peace, DJ Clark Kent.

Speaker 1 This pains me deeply,

Speaker 1 As I'm sure it does many of you guys out there, we have lost a core member,

Speaker 1 a core member of not only New York hip-hop,

Speaker 1 but hip-hop as a whole.

Speaker 1 DJ,

Speaker 1 producer.

Speaker 1 ANR,

Speaker 1 sneakerhead,

Speaker 1 just confidant to so many of us, man. So many of us.
But we've

Speaker 1 our good brother Clark Kent's long-lasting battle with colon cancer. It was colon cancer, right?

Speaker 1 Has come to an end and he has gone home.

Speaker 1 Prayers, thoughts, and condolences to his family, friends, and fans all over the world. Anybody who has a heavy heart out there, just as a hip-hop head.
Just as a hip-hop head, man.

Speaker 1 I feel like with the loss of Clark,

Speaker 1 Mr. C, may he rest in peace,

Speaker 1 totally unrelated. I was in the strip club the other night having a blast, and he got into his Beat King set, and I forgot we lost Beat King.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, we just keep losing people, people that meant a lot to me, people that I love dearly.

Speaker 1 Clark has been going

Speaker 1 going with this battle for a little while and some people knew behind the scenes. uh that did not lessen the effect that it had once that news was delivered so clark kent i love you

Speaker 1 i cannot thank you enough for what you did for hip-hop for culture uh for music enthusiasts and for a young aspiring rapper like me like that that's like

Speaker 1 It's just a few of those figures out there, and Clark Kent was one of them. If you haven't had the pleasure of meeting him, I can't begin to describe his importance to you.

Speaker 1 It's almost a travesty that we have spoken about

Speaker 1 so many other hip-hop related stories, i.e. this puff, diddy, dirt, all of this

Speaker 1 bullshit. And we don't stop to celebrate the people who

Speaker 1 like talk about keeping it Brooklyn. Like, I know that that's just a phrase and you got to know it to know it.
But Clark kept it, Brooklyn, man. That nigga kept it tall.
He kept it thorough.

Speaker 1 Just

Speaker 1 the living embodiment of

Speaker 1 integral.

Speaker 1 Clark, this loss, as you already know, affects me deeply.

Speaker 1 Pains me to have to even share this news.

Speaker 1 And I miss you, and I love you.

Speaker 1 And have. That's what I have for DJ Clark Hint.

Speaker 1 Legends. Rest in peace.

Speaker 1 Rest in peace. Rest in peace.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Yep. Yeah.
Go ahead. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Queue it up.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 it's not right.

Speaker 1 Okay, I'm reloaded. Paying a chance, relax.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 also not just clark man my my heart my heart goes out to anybody out there that's fighting a silent health battle word work

Speaker 1 i think there's many i think there's many of y'all that we don't know that we don't acknowledge and that has to be difficult i know salange recently came out with something that she's been battling silently giving strength and support to all the people who may be battling something on their own.

Speaker 1 I totally understand the rationale behind

Speaker 1 not wanting to be dictated by your health conditions and you're not wanting people's treatment of you to change or differ.

Speaker 1 So, shout out to anybody out there that's just having their own private, silent battle with something health-related. I love you, and my prayers go out to you as well.

Speaker 1 Now,

Speaker 1 chicka, chicka, fake

Speaker 1 in the way the cap sweat up the number one question is Kennedy Brother Brooklyn Brother vendettas and dex games against ass banners and niggas who pump wheels and drop cannons took back with a trigger

Speaker 1 back splits Four fist fights and lame scuffles Pillow case to your face make a shell muffle Shoot your daughter in the calf muzzle Fuck a tussle nickel plate it Sprinkle coke on the floor make it drive with ligament

Speaker 1 Why y'all pump really. I run up and stunt some.
Scared, so you say you get a dance to come kill him.

Speaker 1 Who shot your mouth? I flight Sinatra. Peruvians try to do me.

Speaker 1 I ain't paid them yet. Tryna push 700s, they ain't made them yet.
Rolex and bracelets, Fluff Bit, wins two. Cause riding away, call me Igno's.

Speaker 1 Proclaim going out for all. All six.

Speaker 1 Don't stop. Let's stop.

Speaker 1 What, what, what? Jay-Z.

Speaker 1 Jay-Z is about to get mad.

Speaker 1 Enough of that. Jay-Z is about to get mad right there.

Speaker 1 Jay-Z was about to take his tempered ass somewhere else. No, he wasn't.

Speaker 1 That's where Big Take Off on it. Uh-huh.
That's right where Big Take Off on it.

Speaker 1 Brooklyn,

Speaker 1 all this is cool.

Speaker 1 Jay-Z.

Speaker 1 Bibby baby

Speaker 1 stop flows malicious, felicious. Fuck three wishes.
Name my road to riches from 62. Shit, stars.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry. Nice guy.
Twitch shot up now.

Speaker 1 Hot like cagey.

Speaker 1 I didn't even hold it.

Speaker 1 Get up out of there. Fucking ride.
Keep your hands high. Shit get steep.
Here comes the good rebuff, Frank Why? Need the keys to your end keep up ass, right? Chill, homie.

Speaker 1 The bitch in the stony's told me. You're holding more.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know. Yeah.

Speaker 1 After listening to that again, I don't know.

Speaker 1 I don't think that's something hove, clean, big on there. Yeah, I don't think he killed her.

Speaker 1 I used to say, I don't hear that at all. That wasn't enough.
I think he left and had a long talk with Dame that day and then went on to be the greatest rapper ever alive.

Speaker 1 And shout out to Clark Kent for his description of the difference between Big and Hove.

Speaker 1 And there's nobody more

Speaker 1 credited and qualified to do that. He says that Hove is the by far superior MC

Speaker 1 and that Big was by far the superior rapper as in.

Speaker 1 Big could take a line that just wasn't the greatest line at all and have the whole world think that it was the flyest shit in the world versus hove just being lyrically leaps and bounds better than everybody i'm i'm nobody to challenge clark on that

Speaker 1 uh so shout out to him the rest is just conversation following my dad who watched him on the next one though

Speaker 1 no big took off on the next one no no i'm talking about the next song let it dough i'm talking about the next time they appear together

Speaker 1 It was levels.

Speaker 1 I don't want to talk about that. Love the dough.
Yeah, I don't want to talk about that song.

Speaker 1 It was levels.

Speaker 1 It was levels. Definitely came back.
Let me go to Big Burst. It was Levels.

Speaker 1 I think I agree with y'all, but let me just check. Let me just check.

Speaker 1 I think I agree.

Speaker 1 I agree with y'all, but let me check.

Speaker 1 We know the difference.

Speaker 1 I'm popping Mac and I'm just wild chicken back song.

Speaker 1 Exactly.

Speaker 1 Never mind.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's Brooklyn Fines Get Back. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 Hope learned his lesson. They wrapped together again.
Nah. Just them two.
Just them two. Just them two tracks.

Speaker 1 That was Brooklyn Finance Get Back. That's what I'm saying.
He came back.

Speaker 1 I don't like that biggie performing. I'm popping back now.
I'm going to get back something. Get off his dick.
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 Hope went crazy on Love Dough.

Speaker 1 All right. What else is in music? Anything else music related?

Speaker 1 Meg announced that she has.

Speaker 1 Clap it. Come on.
Come on.

Speaker 1 All right. Can we hear the announcement first?

Speaker 1 I'm excited about it.

Speaker 1 It's a documentary she has that's premiering on Prime Video. What?

Speaker 1 Yo, I have Prime.

Speaker 1 I'm checking this out. This is exactly why I have Prime.
Right here. Come on.

Speaker 1 I hate him.

Speaker 1 This nigga's the worst.

Speaker 1 I'm checking it again, nigga. I know you're watching this.
Come on now.

Speaker 1 What the fuck is wrong with this nigga? He's the one. He got that Bernie Sanders shit on.
That's why you're getting crazy. Stop, man.
Bernie Sanders? That's the Bernie Sanders Balenciaga joint.

Speaker 1 No, it is, yeah. That's the Bernie logo.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
It's okay. Uh-oh.
I'll take it. I fuck with Bernie.
Well, you know, her doc is October 31st.

Speaker 1 She said, to this day, people tries to write her story, rewrite history, and spread misinformation. So she's giving me everything.
Now she's going to tell it herself. That's a horse's mouth.

Speaker 1 We heard it.

Speaker 1 We heard a horse's mouth. I see what you did to me.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 Rapper brain, boy.

Speaker 1 We heard it already, though. Italian.
You think she'll tell us of the different ice?

Speaker 1 Meg about to make $10 million off this dog. Shout out to her.

Speaker 1 She deserves it. Meg Desiree, somebody.

Speaker 1 She deserves it. Yeah.
There's a whole industry making money off that trial,

Speaker 1 off everything that happened. She should be a part of that conversation, too.
And she deserves to have her voice heard. Whether we agree or disagree, we should listen to her.
Damn. Let her do that.

Speaker 1 Yo, I ain't gonna lie. Your cape went all the way to April.

Speaker 1 That shit is like

Speaker 1 a bad thing. But without you, girl, my life is like, what the fuck, nigga?

Speaker 1 Because I said Megan should be able to tell her story. Oh, you say about Tori, nigga.
He should be able to tell her his story, too.

Speaker 1 He's doing that right now. She is.
Speaking of. 15 minutes.
Speaking of that. No, speaking of, he just brought charges

Speaker 1 against

Speaker 1 his counsel. Mm-hmm.
Because coming to find out his counsel had already had prior engagements with the Rock Nation people. So it's a conflict of interest, in his words.

Speaker 1 We got to find out what's true about that. You know, what the standard is for a conflict.
Because sometimes you want to have interactions with people, it doesn't necessarily meet the legal standard.

Speaker 1 But if it is, he should be able to get whatever he deserves. I don't want anybody to get an unfair trial, even though I think he's guilty.

Speaker 1 I want him to get a fair trial, I want him to have a fair process. Everybody deserves a fair process.

Speaker 1 No, I agree with that. You heard chickstate five

Speaker 1 and four.

Speaker 1 That was my next question. Have you heard chickstape four? This is Tori Lane's mixtape series.
Nah, I don't know. I don't fuck with an old arm because

Speaker 1 you heard him play. You heard you ever play boy?

Speaker 1 No, I've listened to very long at prom.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, that's another one. You know what? That'll be my horror for the night.
That'd be my horror for the night.

Speaker 1 Here's what I'll tell you. The boy could rap.
I like this music. I feel like I'm missing the joke here, but I'll say this.
He could rap. I think he's skilled.
I'm just not interested. Okay.
Got it.

Speaker 1 And after everything happened, I decided not to support that.

Speaker 1 That's all. I think that Meg deserves to have her voice heard.
She doesn't need to be silenced. One.

Speaker 1 And contrary to what they might think out there, I do think Tori needs to take a page out of the good old South Surf handbook, which is when you go to jail, nigga, just do the time and shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 We ain't heard a peep out of surf. Mama Surf, I got that video coming your way.
Love you.

Speaker 1 All surf do is go

Speaker 1 and then just go sit down and do the time.

Speaker 1 We can see your hand do that video.

Speaker 1 How my nigga do it.

Speaker 1 Do your hand, fix it. And then go sit down and do his time like a man.

Speaker 1 Tori go to jail and every other month got a fucking story or single going on, nigga. You ain't got but four more years.

Speaker 1 Not even. It's a long ass time.
Are you crazy? What? He don't got. Nah, he ain't doing.
Tori won't be in jail another four years.

Speaker 1 And he can deport him.

Speaker 1 And they may deport him. Oh, they stopped making pro tus over there?

Speaker 1 No, but

Speaker 1 he ain't got to be in the United States. Yeah, that don't do anything to make no money.
He ain't won't be in America.

Speaker 1 America got him in the jail. All he got is just four more years.

Speaker 1 I told you, niggas talk about time like it's minutes. Yeah.
Yo, nigga, he's just a quick little eight. Well, eight.

Speaker 1 I talk about time like the people that break the laws should be concerned about how much time certain acts give you.

Speaker 1 I speak about time like somebody that moves in a manner to which I don't want to do a day. That's how you know I'm with you.
You know I'm with you there.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying, people would be talking about them shits was about to shoot each other. Then cue up, boys to men.
It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday. In the room.

Speaker 1 If you be down there,

Speaker 1 if my security is in the car and I'm chilling and they say, oh, my God, bitch, I can't believe that.

Speaker 1 Girl, I'm going. I'll be a waffle house.

Speaker 1 I'll be back at the end of this kerfuffle. That's all I'm saying.
But yeah, Tori, enough. And this new reasoning of the show that's titled Reasonable Doubt, got the girl that has ties to her.

Speaker 1 They said it's loosely based on her. I don't give a fuck what they say.
That ain't flying in front of a judge. And you just try.
He tried it last year. No, you out your mind.

Speaker 1 He made the same claim last year. And

Speaker 1 this is per the attorney that he's speaking about, his attorney that I agree. She got off that case like three days before or something like that.
That jammed him up a little bit.

Speaker 1 But you still had the chance to go and fight your trial. So, yes.
Do I believe certain shit is connected? Yes.

Speaker 1 On the flip side, do I think you have a hard time getting a judge to release you based off that? Yeah, I do. I don't see it.
Yeah, he ain't getting nothing. I don't think he asked for a release.

Speaker 1 I know he asked for a refund.

Speaker 1 He asked for a new trial.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he didn't.

Speaker 1 He wants to go on a new trial. Yeah.
I ain't mad. I don't.
I'm not mad at him. Yeah, you out your mind.
You keep asking. You're talking about you're still.
I'm sitting still. You crazy?

Speaker 1 I mean, nigga, anything that could get me back 18 months, two days, six days. Yeah, I'm gone.

Speaker 1 There's plenty of programs now that. Show, don't nobody want to poke the garbage around the park.
I want to come home. No, I'm talking about

Speaker 1 all of the good behavioral programs that exist.

Speaker 1 Quick.

Speaker 1 You're talking about all of the good behavioral programs that exist in jail to shorten your sentence. There's plenty of shit, things that he can do today.

Speaker 1 I don't think he sees another four years in jail. If nothing happened, he don't see another four years in jail.
What do you think he's going to do? How much? He only been locked up a year, yeah.

Speaker 1 That's what I was about to say. He gonna do like three of them.
He's been locked because you don't get but so you're gonna do the you gotta show me that i think he's been locked up

Speaker 1 what was his sentence it's been more than a year what was it ten ten but like four to ten oh ten oh

Speaker 1 flat ten oh so why do you think he's getting out in four

Speaker 1 you do a certain amount of uh percentage of your time you're doing state time though he's not doing fed time yeah

Speaker 1 I don't think he's sniffing anywhere close to the 10 is what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
Nowhere near it. Let me see what his sentence is.
Yeah, go through your little harbor shit, nigga.

Speaker 1 He was sentenced to 10 years in prison in August of 2023. But

Speaker 1 he's been,

Speaker 1 was he on bail? Oh, yeah, because he was out. So yeah, it was there.

Speaker 1 August. Chicks tape six.

Speaker 1 Chicks tape six.

Speaker 1 Playboy two. There we go.

Speaker 1 He was sentenced to 10 years without the possibility of parole. That's what I thought.
He's going to do 10. Never.
Okay. Never.
That's his sentence. I ain't know he was no parole.

Speaker 1 That's what I I thought. That's what I'm like, I know where y'all get four from.
He didn't get a, if you get a five to ten, you get out in five. Bet me.

Speaker 1 Sure. That sounds like you beating me in one-on-one, man.

Speaker 1 Victoria. I got more confidence.

Speaker 1 You wearing the sweater to the park? No. Tell me what your park gear is like.

Speaker 1 Headband, knee pads, elbow pads, shooting sleeve, leg grooves.

Speaker 1 Strength shoes.

Speaker 1 Strength shoes. I'll tell you this, though.

Speaker 1 I think you're. I brought strength shoes back in the day.
That nigga said strength shoes. I couldn't afford to shoot.
I had jump shoes.

Speaker 1 To the park when I was 13, for sure. Yeah, I used to do that.
You had a strength shoe? Yeah. I had jump soles.
Oh, you niggas was spoiled.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the jump so. That was like the jones of people that couldn't afford strength shoes.
Yeah, but I mean, it worked. Them shit was too hard and all.
Not that that's why I got the jump so.

Speaker 1 Motherfucker said, I'll kick you in the strength.

Speaker 1 Get the fuck out of here. Jump soles was 50.
Here's a hypothetical. And just entertain me for a second.

Speaker 1 If I dunk on you,

Speaker 1 then I will give you my salary for a year.

Speaker 1 Which salary? From anyone you want. Dead ass, pick one, anyone.

Speaker 1 chill don't do that on my children you will not dunk on me mark you got a family that loves you and so do you and if you try to dunk on me you're gonna hurt me you're gonna be short to work moving in a chair but you ain't watching my nigga that's it yeah

Speaker 1 i told you you think i'm gonna let you dunk on me in front of cameras but if i tried

Speaker 1 if i tried it you would hurt me yes

Speaker 1 you know how fucking disrespectful it is to try to dunk with a nigga

Speaker 1 wrong with you yes yeah i will hurt you

Speaker 1 They tell me you're right.

Speaker 1 You gonna try to yet. If you try to, first of all, it ain't gonna happen, but like, come on, man.
If you try to fucking dunk on me, legs coming right up. Right.
First of all, you're not that athletic.

Speaker 1 This nigga. That nigga dunk on you, son.
That's it. It's over.
I won't come back to the show.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 I will fuck Joe Luddin up if he tries to dunk on me.

Speaker 1 No mistake about it.

Speaker 1 All

Speaker 1 Yo, that's funny. All right.

Speaker 1 Holy shit. They get up like, yo, yo, yeah, I know that.
Foul on me. I know you said,

Speaker 1 check up. Check up.
Ball up top. But do you see how he's even created his narrative that he has, he wants the audience to believe that he has the capacity to dunk on somebody in 2024?

Speaker 1 You're going to dunk on me off the vert or you're going to come from the foul line?

Speaker 1 Nigga, I just saw you open that bottle doing that fake dribble shit.

Speaker 1 Yo.

Speaker 1 That nigga was swimming. That right just doing a brushstroke right

Speaker 1 you can't dunk on nobody

Speaker 1 so my algorithms got the algorithm in

Speaker 1 and showed me some white boys playing

Speaker 1 basement ball

Speaker 1 it was a low rim okay in a basement with just gym mats

Speaker 1 when i tell you all of them was sean camp

Speaker 1 fucking each other every dunking on each other. They was deep.

Speaker 1 I was like, yo, this is aggressive. Right up your alley.
But not a bad idea. I've been trying to get a shit.
And I've seen black rim chat. The eight-foot rim shit going.

Speaker 1 Then I've seen black people doing the trampoline shit. Mm-hmm.
Yeah. I don't like them shit.
I hate them shits. Yeah, I don't fuck with them.
But if you put us on eight-foot court, you can get them.

Speaker 1 Eight-foot rims, nigga. That's it.
But then eight-foot court, I don't think I can dunk on you on a 10-foot rim tip. Fuck, you can't dunk on a...
I don't think you can grab the rim.

Speaker 1 I don't think you can dunk on a 10-foot court without a basketball. Stop it.
That's what I'm trying to tell tell you.

Speaker 1 Stop it, yo. What are we talking about? Jelly.

Speaker 1 Now everybody got a gun.

Speaker 1 This is crazy. That is not crazy.
Two weeks, bro.

Speaker 1 Enough, nigga. Two weeks.

Speaker 1 You take it. You can't grab the rim.
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 I don't think right now, right now,

Speaker 1 cigarettes, alcohol, blood pressure pills.

Speaker 1 This nigga.

Speaker 1 What you talk about the jumping the mules? The ceiling is nine. Yo, can I see you touch the ceiling? The ceiling is nine.
It's too much talk. Can I see you touch the ceiling? We go to the court.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Oh, you got it? Flat hand on the ceiling.
Flat hand.

Speaker 1 Flat hand. I'm old enough to know I need to stretch before I do any athletic action.
Yo, you can touch the ceiling with your flat hand? He should. He's fucking seven feet tall.

Speaker 1 Why you keep saying it like he's tall?

Speaker 1 I stretched for 30 minutes. I'm an athlete.

Speaker 1 I stretched for 30 minutes. Oh, this nigga took off his jacket.
He took off his jacket. You letting these niggas talk a little crazy.
Yeah, nigga.

Speaker 1 Show it. It's a lot of talk.
Yeah, no show or a shit. Show, nigga.
Nigga, it's a, get a, we could go go to the court right now. It's a ceiling right in.
It ain't no fucking court.

Speaker 1 I didn't say, let's have a ceiling contest, nigga. I'd say let's play basketball.
I want them to act like the ceiling said calm lane black. Put your ball.

Speaker 1 Put your ball.

Speaker 1 Run into the ceiling.

Speaker 1 Fuck. Yo.

Speaker 1 Yo, the ceiling says come lay black.

Speaker 1 Smack the shit out of the ceiling right there. All that rap and Joe ain't touched shit.
I was going to point that out. I'm not going to do it if you're not going to do it.

Speaker 1 If you're not going to try it in your Easter sweater, I ain't going to try it. Nigga.

Speaker 1 But the second you say I'm down, I'm going to do this in two seconds. This is nothing to me.
That should be. And I can do it too.
It's not that I can't. I don't think you can.

Speaker 1 I don't think you can. You can't.

Speaker 1 I don't think you can. Melanie here.
Let's see where niggas really fall in the athletic. Okay, that's your high.
That shit is high. That's what I'm saying.
It ain't.

Speaker 1 You stood up there, still looking.

Speaker 1 Put your hand up.

Speaker 1 But I could do that off the vert.

Speaker 1 That's your high. I could put my palm on this ceiling.

Speaker 1 Then do it. If it's easy, then do it.

Speaker 1 That's nine feet, right?

Speaker 1 Probably so.

Speaker 1 I don't know if it's nine. No, it's not nine.
It's probably ten. It might be tight.
It might. That's probably ten.
That's ten. Oh, shit.
It might be. This right here is key.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 All right. I'm putting my ego away.
You put your ego away. I'm putting my ego away.
Cody got up. Cody liked this competition shit.
Yeah. Oh.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 See his head away.

Speaker 1 If he was down to do that, I'd smoke him real quick. Yo, nigga.
And it ain't a leap-in contest. Although, I jump higher than you.
I'm telling you. Oh, then show me.
I'm going to show you on the court.

Speaker 1 I'm just going to play it. I'm going to win.

Speaker 1 That's the contest. Can you beat me? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 You backing out the basketball again? Yeah, that's what he's doing right now. Never.
Never, never, never.

Speaker 1 Never.

Speaker 1 Never. I'm ready to go.

Speaker 1 What's the official measurement, E?

Speaker 1 That shit ain't straight.

Speaker 1 Almost said it. Almost 10 feet.
Yeah, I said it's like 10 feet. Almost 10 feet.

Speaker 1 He might even can't clap board.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 I'm going to put my ego away for a second.

Speaker 1 This is my problem with y'all, these new kids, this generation. I saw me real quick with Halloween coming up.
I figured out what my problem was.

Speaker 1 First of all,

Speaker 1 before I get to that, can we slam, can we just totally trash your good platonic home girl? that is being cool with your girl and like trying to like invite her to all of this bullshit

Speaker 1 like what the fuck i'm in the strip club. Here come Maddie.

Speaker 1 Hey, here come Maddie. Hey, want to go to a haunted house tomorrow?

Speaker 1 Said that amongst a whole bunch of girls. Here go all the girls.
Ooh, haunted house, haunted house, haunted house. I'm in my head thinking, man, I do love a good haunted house.
Here goes Maddie.

Speaker 1 Yeah, girls, trip. Girls.

Speaker 1 Girls only.

Speaker 1 Then she tried to flip it on me. She said,

Speaker 1 What? She can't go with just the girls?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Never. No.
Never can she just go with the girls. So I said, I was going to come ask the pod

Speaker 1 what y'all think when y'all hear the term

Speaker 1 with the girls. Insert any activity, anything you want.
Is the whole girls, the hoes going to? They part of the girls.

Speaker 1 That's like when you go to jail, become a better criminal.

Speaker 1 You You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 That's hilarious, yo. I'm not going to use this segment to kick women's back in.
What I will do is say, you pussy ass, whatever this generation babies is called, have ruined

Speaker 1 haunted houses forever.

Speaker 1 Bring back the haunted houses where somebody died.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, for real. Bring back the haunted house where in the, it come with a trailer.
And the trailer says, in 1913, these six white boys came in here, five of them killed themselves.

Speaker 1 Went back to Haunted House. We had to sign a release.
Yes! Those was the one. Yes! I've been to a few of them.

Speaker 1 The big one in Pennsylvania back in the day, where Brazil came back and said, Yo, I seen ghosts in there for real. I was like, All right, nigga, you tripping.

Speaker 1 There was another one in Long Island with Huntsville, Amityville, one of them shits.

Speaker 1 The haunted houses today, you go in there, them niggas called their friends with some goblin masks to jump out at every turn. Just

Speaker 1 bang on the bang on the shit.

Speaker 1 And it's all about capitalism now. So the haunted house today is going to take you in there for 90 seconds, walk you out.
All right, bye. Enjoy your day.

Speaker 1 Bring back the shit.

Speaker 1 The white boy shits where you drive two hours to South Jersey. Yeah.
And it's a whole compound.

Speaker 1 It's a compound of shit. You could really die out here.
No, they got the shit. They hired some niggas who

Speaker 1 They didn't take an application. They didn't check the resume.
Some of them niggas is really there to stab some of the people here.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I went with one of them shit to my girl one of them here like six, seven years ago.
Them niggas was getting close like they really wanted to strangle me. I'm looking for that.

Speaker 1 Not this little fake punk nigga haunted house shit that y'all got going on. All of the Christopher Street niggas is practicing Michael Jackson thriller all week.

Speaker 1 All week. Every year they want to.

Speaker 1 Where can I go for a thrill? What's wrong with you? Where can I go to live on the edge a little bit? Is all I'm asking? I used to go to this shit out in PA. That shit was in the middle of a cornfield.

Speaker 1 That's the one. You used to drive, and it was literally.
That's the one. You ain't no lights, and you're, oh shit, we're here.
It's just a big-ass cornfield. And yeah, it was on your land.
Yeah, no.

Speaker 1 Influencer haunted houses now. Nah, they're horrible.
The influencer heart haunted.

Speaker 1 That's where we're at.

Speaker 1 I went to one of Connecticut one year. A clan member met me at the gate and said, hey, fill your name in right here.
Make sure you check this little box. Are you black?

Speaker 1 I was like, I don't know about this, but I'm going to do it. I'm going to check it out.
And San, just want to hear that. Say, we're not liable for anything that happens to be inside.

Speaker 1 Yeah, one day we're going to talk about how fast we are to sign that one.

Speaker 1 The one that says, hey, when you die here, we are not liable for none of that shit you're talking about. All All us niggas that went skydiving understand it.

Speaker 1 I was watching y'all when y'all filled out page four on the iPad.

Speaker 1 When we went skydiving, that page four or five, hey, if the latch break

Speaker 1 and you hamburger helper on the cement,

Speaker 1 you and your family for the next forever generations can't do nothing.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Sign it right there and jump out of a plane.

Speaker 1 We got to value ourselves, man.

Speaker 1 That's the end of my rant. And then the niggas would be the one to complain about it afterwards, though, when something happened.

Speaker 1 Yo, you ain't do nothing. Nigga, you signed it.
That's the end of my rant. Bring back real nigga haunted houses and let me know where they at.
I'll pull up. I'm pulling up.
Can't do that shit no more.

Speaker 1 What is everybody's Halloween plans here?

Speaker 1 Trick-or-treating with the kids. Haunted houses.
So you are letting your kids eat candy from strangers? Yes.

Speaker 1 Okay. Yep.
You.

Speaker 1 nigga, you know I don't fuck with no Halloween. What's your problem? Just trying to get to know you better, man.

Speaker 1 That's all I'm trying to ask it away, man. Talk about it.
I'm going to haunted houses.

Speaker 1 Plural. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Going to Queens. Going to one of the Queens.
Yeah, I'm going to film it. Those are seasonal jobs.
Yeah, I'm going to film it. And then we're going to another one.

Speaker 1 That's cool. I know.
I know.

Speaker 1 That's cool. That's cool.
That's cool.

Speaker 1 Nigga, trying to go get a gig, nigga. Hey, that's seasonal, buddy.
Come on, come on back home.

Speaker 1 Come on back home. I'm going to take it full-time soon, nigga.
What the fuck are you talking about, nigga? Wow. You got a build-down in house.

Speaker 1 This winter.

Speaker 1 You want to be running a TV screen, nigga? Mad as shit. I don't want no beef.
Nah,

Speaker 1 I love you. I came here.
It's not no beef. I came here and impressed you today.
Yes, it is. It's not no beef.
What's your beef about? Can I ask? No, no, thanks.

Speaker 1 Here we go. No, no, no, no, no, no.
This nigga trying to get to know y'all better. Joe, Joe is just a little bit more.
We don't really have a beef. We don't have no beef.

Speaker 1 He is just a fan of wrestling, so he's going to be the heel at all.

Speaker 1 It's not a real beef.

Speaker 1 You're just going to always be the sedum.

Speaker 1 I told this nigga, I told him, you know, improper improv start tomorrow.

Speaker 1 I told the nigga, yo,

Speaker 1 I got to go prepare for improper improv. Niggas, I don't care about that threat.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he said, I don't care about that threat.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't care about that threat. You try to play a few.
I don't give a fuck about that. Nigga, I still think you're going to do it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, you're gonna kill that shit. Nah, I'm not doing it, nigga.
Fuck you, nigga. I ain't gonna do it, but still, see, I'm gonna do it, but chill, man.

Speaker 1 Do you feel any pressure from dropping so close to Mel's new piece? I don't feel any pressure at all. I'm supporting Mel too.
I'm gonna promote him. Me too.
Shout out to Mel. Yeah, shout out to Mel.

Speaker 1 I ain't bothered. You know what I mean? I'm bothered in episode one this week.
Improper, improv, episode one. Tomorrow.
Both of y'all gonna kill it. Man, yeah, I think so.
Don't kill it too much.

Speaker 1 Come on, huh?

Speaker 1 I can't wait until they get.

Speaker 1 I want to slaughter it, nigga. You ain't got no choice.
You got no choice, my man. I love you.
I love you. And I love you too, man.
We hear the word.

Speaker 1 Anything else super important? Nigga said I work at Macy's.

Speaker 1 You'd be a great Santa Claus.

Speaker 1 I was going to the bad ass racist, bro.

Speaker 1 Come on.

Speaker 1 No, but know what's funny? Every haunted house I've been to recently got the little short, fat, funny-looking, quirky nigga nigga to come out and say all the guys over here fell out the forms.

Speaker 1 Yo, hey, all of the ladies separate and told us.

Speaker 1 Nigga, that's part of a program, nigga, to bring certain people. You'd be like, yo, them niggas is a little...
You can't say that. They got a little quirky from life goes on going on.

Speaker 1 That's part of a program to go off everyone's and give them a job. He never fucked Winnie, right? That shit.
I hate that. I think he did.
Quirky? Yeah. Kevin.

Speaker 1 I'm thinking about one of your people. You mixed up too.
I think I think about one of the Corky's the one that I didn't mean to button down the dino. I'm thinking about Wonder Years.

Speaker 1 I think Kevin fucked.

Speaker 1 He ain't fucked nobody. Let's see.
No Kevin Cork.

Speaker 1 He fucked Winnie in the barn.

Speaker 1 He fucked Winnie in the barn. Hey, Tanner, I want to hear that in the timestamps.
Gang figures out if Kevin from Wonder Years ever fucked Winnie.

Speaker 1 All right, what else? What else? What else? I got my Haunted House rant out of the way. Let me see if I got anything else.
McDonald's, yo, yeah. All right, internet.
Internet.

Speaker 1 I got another rant for you guys.

Speaker 1 One of these clippers out there

Speaker 1 have put out the clip of me speaking when J. Cole featured with Dirk and did that whole holy healthy shit.
And I was like, I don't want to hear none of that shit with this

Speaker 1 health. Get J.
Cole away from Dirk so Dirk can get back to killing. That's what I said.

Speaker 1 The internet people have chopped that clip up with my new commentary about what Dirk is going through and said, look at Joe when he said he wants J.

Speaker 1 Cole to get away from Dirk because Dirk needs to be killing again. And now he's so mad at Dirk for doing all of the killing.
Joe is a hypocrite.

Speaker 1 Yo. Hey, y'all niggas prove to be the dumbest niggas on earth every time I throw the ball your way.
It never fails. So internet, I'm here to tell y'all that I prefer to be, say it with me,

Speaker 1 a hypocrite

Speaker 1 rather than come on losing street credit right now losing street credit right now complicit internet come on say it complicit a murderer

Speaker 1 i rarely agree with you on anything but i watched that exchange last year and i was like yo you're 100 right

Speaker 1 good

Speaker 1 thanks I don't be 100% right all the time. But the internet, yeah, y'all had it fucked up.
I also want to reiterate that

Speaker 1 I don't condone niggas living their raps. Like, where I come from, you could lie in the rap.
Nowadays, you niggas say, I'm going to kill your whole squad and family, and then y'all go and do it.

Speaker 1 They didn't put it out. They didn't rap about you, bro.
So I got to get it. They killed your whole squad and family.
We just got this nigga whole family over there. It was Thursday, about 3:30.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 I think y'all should stop doing it. And then they get mad when, see, that's the part that keeps pissing me off.
Get them, Freeze.

Speaker 1 I'm watching everybody say, oh, it's the blogger's fault.

Speaker 1 It's the blogger's fault. That's the the dumbest thing I've ever heard, but go ahead.
And I'm like, wait, excuse me? Yeah, y'all sitting there doing the feds' work.

Speaker 1 No, dummy. Y'all rappers are doing the feds' work.
That's both true, though.

Speaker 1 Yeah. If bloggers can see it, the feds can see it.

Speaker 1 Bring back poetic lyrics. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Bring back raw records.

Speaker 1 Put it in code.

Speaker 1 You can't understand. Do you think it took one little blogger in his house

Speaker 1 to go put this shit together for the feds to say, oh, shit, that's what was going on. We got a nigga saying, caught him at the stoplight right there by the corner store on 13th Street.
I'm a Dirk fan.

Speaker 1 They all know. I listen to this nigga music all the time.
I fuck with all of that shit.

Speaker 1 I've been saying for months,

Speaker 1 maybe longer than months, maybe a year or so.

Speaker 1 Is it me or does it seem like this nigga is trying to tell y'all, hey, I got my get back? Right. In mad verses.
Yeah, that's wild to me. It's like, it's like I'm dying for y'all to know because

Speaker 1 again, internet comments and shit. You got everybody keeps saying every time Dirk opened his mouth, it was, oh, slide for Vaughn, slide for Vaughn, slide for Vaughn.

Speaker 1 So his way of, I got to let y'all know, hey, I did that. Yeah.
I got something done already. To meet it, this.
Why? This is the dumbest era in hip-hop history.

Speaker 1 No, it ain't just hip-hop world. It ain't just hip-hop.
You're right. You're right.
You're right. It's beyond

Speaker 1 hip-hop intersection, all that shit. It's beyond hip-hop.
This is this whole...

Speaker 1 Social media world we live in where niggas are literally living for the bots. Yeah.
Yeah, but what I'm saying is we can't feed it. So, So, I mean, the solution to all this shit.

Speaker 1 The solution to all this shit is don't kill people, right?

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 that's our baseline. That's the baseline.

Speaker 1 That's been happening forever. So, no, I'm not going to sit again.
That's the solution. That's the solution.
But we still want to say

Speaker 1 don't kill people. Don't kill people, right? We do want to say that.
But if you do kill people,

Speaker 1 maybe you shouldn't go talking about the people you just killed and what you did. But my thing is

Speaker 1 detailing what you did. I just don't like to see the exploitation at the same time.
You know what I mean? I know too many cats that are locked up

Speaker 1 for

Speaker 1 things they did, but also things they said. And if I'm, I just give you a classic example.
I think I said my man, A.R. Ab, right?

Speaker 1 Whatever Ab did or didn't do, that ain't for me to say.

Speaker 1 You friends with A.R. Ab? Yeah, from Philly.
Yeah, he's a good guy. Here you have him.

Speaker 1 You're like five blocks from me.

Speaker 1 A.R. Ab is responsible for whatever whatever choices he makes.

Speaker 1 But if I'm on, if AR Ab was sitting right here or whoever

Speaker 1 and they were saying some wild shit, I'd be like, yo, can we edit that? Yeah. That's the difference.
Other people are like, yo, let's put that out. Let's clip that.
Let's clip it. Let's go.
Let's go.

Speaker 1 Let it'll go. And all I'm saying is let's not do that,

Speaker 1 especially if you are outsider to this culture.

Speaker 1 Nobody should do it. But it looks even more predatory when certain people get these dickheads on.
I'm not calling A.R. Ab a dickhead.
That's that's my brother.

Speaker 1 But I'm talking about these other young cats who I don't know from these other cities. Okay.
And they come on and they say wild shit. And

Speaker 1 these kids are doing it for clout, which is dumb. Again, they're the problem.
Okay.

Speaker 1 I'm not saying they're not the problem, but I'm saying it's, I don't think it's wrong to also say bloggers, y'all need to stop this shit too. Because you're creating the thing that they feed off.

Speaker 1 These people are addicted to clout. All right, but hold on.

Speaker 1 The fans are eating this shit up.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 if I don't, if I let's say I'm a blogger and I'm interviewing these niggas,

Speaker 1 There's a reason why

Speaker 1 this interview with this commentary is doing what it's doing. Because the fans are eating it up.
And if I don't ask you these questions, it's another nigga that's going to do it.

Speaker 1 You know, you sound like you. You sound like Adam.
And that was Adam's point.

Speaker 1 I'm not saying that. That was Adam's whole point, though.
Like, everybody want to hear it. And if I don't ask it, other people are going to ask it.
Yeah, but Adam failed even doing that.

Speaker 1 So we shouldn't, he's the outlier. He failed doing exactly what he was doing.
You get what I'm saying? But I just don't look at that as valid.

Speaker 1 I don't look at it as like saying, because if that was the old mantra, yo, if I don't sell them to Skag, somebody else going to sell it. That's what I was going with.
I was saying he's like a crack.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Somebody going to buy it.

Speaker 1 I disagree.

Speaker 1 I think both parties have a responsibility. I think that both parties have a responsibility and just be smarter in these circumstances.
My nigga, you talk.

Speaker 1 But you can't market this shit if there's no market for it. There's a market for it.

Speaker 1 So this is going to fall.

Speaker 1 Marketing murder should not be a thing. Right.

Speaker 1 So murder consumption shouldn't be a thing. Same reason why all these docs and shit are going around.

Speaker 1 It's going to be a thing.

Speaker 1 Because we want it.

Speaker 1 We can say this shit all we want. It's the same reason why the music do what it do, why these niggas make it.
It ain't just marketing. We buy it and listen to the shit.
I'm telling y'all, I do it.

Speaker 1 I am a fan of, I love to hear when you niggas talk about killing each other. Yet I don't want y'all to kill each other.
And I used to love that shit too.

Speaker 1 That makes zero sense, what I just said. Listen to what I said.
No, no, I heard you. I love to hear you niggas talk about killing each other, but I don't want you to kill each other.

Speaker 1 Because Because we don't want blood on our hands. We don't want to feel responsible for creating the market that makes that shit happen.
I'm with you.

Speaker 1 But I'm saying there are things that we say right now have a market that we would say we shouldn't, shouldn't have a market. For example, there are people out there who are child pornographers, right?

Speaker 1 Yes. There's a market for it.
There's a huge market for it. It's a disgusting, terrible thing.
But we wouldn't say, well, if niggas would stop wanting to buy it, they would stop making it.

Speaker 1 We say, no, this is so fucked up that we don't want people to do it, even though there's a market for it. I'm saying killing each other is so fucked up.
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 So I was gonna say, I don't want to just blame the audience for wanting it.

Speaker 1 I want to jump in to say

Speaker 1 back to Park saying, can we bring back poetic bars? I would like people to start being creative in how they describe killing people versus detailing actual murder plots that are happening.

Speaker 1 One, and two, Dirk aside, because again, he'll have his day. And I don't know that they have a smoking gun case against him.
So I don't want to add to whatever's going on with him.

Speaker 1 However, the video I seen of them dudes in LA shooting at a gas station at 3 p.m. or broad daylight, hey, pop culture and hip-hop to the side.
I'm saying as a nigga that gets gas,

Speaker 1 I don't want those people around the tank by my car.

Speaker 1 I don't, yo, I think that would be unfair for the person with a family that's just pulling up to a gas station to refuel and go get their kids from school or some shit.

Speaker 1 And their kids, some idiots at three o'clock, start shooting at the fucking gas tank. I think that's bullshit.
When the DC sniper shoot was going on, say what you're saying about him.

Speaker 1 Anytime he did that at a gas station, boy, was I mad.

Speaker 1 I was mad.

Speaker 1 And that shouldn't happen to just people trying to get gas station.

Speaker 1 And that's the point to,

Speaker 1 I don't want to, you know what I mean, bring up last week pod, but that's part of the point. Like, yo, dog, you have to have some level of humanity and decency.

Speaker 1 Even if you're killing somebody, kill the right motherfucker, my nigga. You putting 70 other motherfuckers' lives in danger, other people's kids in danger, niggas' wives in danger.

Speaker 1 Like, that shit is just reckless. Well,

Speaker 1 don't kill. I'm saying.
But if you are,

Speaker 1 niggas is going to kill. You got to be careful with our shit.
If somebody listening right now,

Speaker 1 no, I'm not saying it like that. Contemplate.
Right. Got shit on their mind.
That's right, though.

Speaker 1 You want to be nice. Yeah, want to be responsible.
This is how it's designed, though. That's it.
It's designed like that. It's designed for the murder and shit.
All that shit. Criminal shit.

Speaker 1 You going outside and talking to the gangsters or or niggas is killing niggas the the fucking algorithm and the views skyrocket it's designed that way niggas know that so when niggas see that and it get them attention they're gonna keep doing it because that's what a lot of us are attention

Speaker 1 they got now niggas don't think about that ceos yeah i know niggas don't think about that in the moment you know what i'm saying but listen when

Speaker 1 there's some places down south where Getting gas is dangerous now. Like when I go to South Carolina,

Speaker 1 I don't feel the tank. I I don't stop at that corner.

Speaker 1 What is it? Checko, whatever that corner gas station is with the mad pumps. All the shit with 12 pumps.
Fam. I'm not stopping there, yo.

Speaker 1 Hey, I'm looking at the rental car say, don't bring it back without it full.

Speaker 1 I'm driving right by.

Speaker 1 No, no, no. Whatever I do.
Prepaid that shit. They always got an airport.
Now they always got a gas station right by the airport. The airports don't be in the slums.
So go ahead.

Speaker 1 You're going to pay an extra couple dollars. I'm blessed.
I drove to Columbia Airport with my mom sleeping in the front seat, trying to do the right thing. Got out.

Speaker 1 Got to be what? The flight is six, so you talking 4.30 now. Walk in.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit, yo, Joe, what in? Nope. Oh, see, that's different.
I'm out.

Speaker 1 Or I noticed, or I noticed one time like a da-dun-da-da, that I was filling the tank up with my ring. And it was a Cherokee, a old 97 Cherokee

Speaker 1 tent on the other side, looking at me like,

Speaker 1 wait, you deadass.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like, oh,

Speaker 1 it was in that moment where I realized, oh, shit, I slipped. I bugged out.
He said,

Speaker 1 pull off, nigga.

Speaker 1 Yo, go ahead on for your business now. You ain't supposed to be at this Chevrolet.
Chevron.

Speaker 1 Nah, in the Midwest. That's too.
Yo, be careful at the gas station. No, in the Midwest.
I told you.

Speaker 1 My niggas in Cleveland shout out.

Speaker 1 Shout out. I don't go with no Air and Lie.
I don't know. I don't tell you that.

Speaker 1 Well, maybe he didn't tell me that. Maybe that was for story purposes.
But did I see the nigga in the chair? Look on his face and got it.

Speaker 1 In my head, it was

Speaker 1 just not going to do that. Joe button, hurry up, yo.
I'm going to spear you. Pump it up.
Was a little jam. Got it, got it.

Speaker 1 But you got about four minutes to get all the time. Get the fuck out of this chevron.
Facts. Facts.
You will be laid out at Chevron.

Speaker 1 I keep seeing these streamers and the niggas that's getting all the 30 30 and 40 million dollars buying their Ferraris and pulling them up to the Chevron and lining them up and lining them up right there.

Speaker 1 And I want to help y'all.

Speaker 1 I want y'all to stunt and flex, but I want to pull off, nigga. Your brains will be all over Pump 9.
They're not playing at Chevron.

Speaker 1 They're not. I told you, dog.

Speaker 1 Again, no disrespect. Shout out to everybody in Cleveland.
The niggas told me, yo, when you in Cleveland, don't go to the gas stations after dusk.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't even know what dusk is.

Speaker 1 Oh, what time is that? Is it four? When it gets gray outside, nigga. No, it doesn't.
It's a murky area. Yeah.
When it's gray outside.

Speaker 1 Keep your monkey ass. Go on on the other side.
Go get some gas stations.

Speaker 1 The Atlanta gas stations. Atlanta gas.
They are. Atlanta gas stations is no joke.
And everybody rolls it. They are robbing you.
Everybody got it. They are carjacking your shit.

Speaker 1 And the y'all means we have the Atlanta gas station. Yeah.
You get tricked. Yo, oh, shit, she needs out.

Speaker 1 Meet me up the block.

Speaker 1 Why do you want me to come in here? Come, come. Nah, I didn't fucking book you, nigga.
Dick in the dirt season, nigga. They'd knock you off.

Speaker 1 Yo.

Speaker 1 I don't have much else here. That's actually a lie.

Speaker 1 I have Amber Rose says Beyonce wants to be her.

Speaker 1 Come on, man. Did she really steal a speech? No.
No. Amber apologized.

Speaker 1 She apologized, says she was just trolling, but I didn't care. My brain was having too much fun with Amber Rose thinking that Beyonce wanted to be Amber Rose for that.

Speaker 1 I wrote it anyway. You can't walk it back because my brain is already at Amber Rose thinking that Beyonce wants to be Amber Rose for a minute.

Speaker 1 Amber Rose, I love you. Now I feel about you.
Shout out to Amber Rose. I'm trying not to.
I'm trying to say wolf up tomorrow.

Speaker 1 Philly's finest. No, give us, expound.
Have you met Amber?

Speaker 1 Like being from Philly? I know Amber. I knew Amber when she was in high school.
That's predatory.

Speaker 1 I was a teacher.

Speaker 1 That's predatory.

Speaker 1 You can't teach Amber Rose, nigga.

Speaker 1 Yo, you are a freaky, freaky teacher.

Speaker 1 I said, I knew math, too. Oh, my God.
Spanish. Oh, even worse.
She wasn't in my class, but I didn't. I'm more than

Speaker 1 yo.

Speaker 1 Niggas gotta watch that. Yo, you gotta be.

Speaker 1 Niggas gotta watch it. You can play with a lot of people.

Speaker 1 I taught her.

Speaker 1 Taught her what? What do you taught her?

Speaker 1 From May Night said he taught him too. Goddamn.
He said he taught some text to him in that little skin. So I know Amber for a long time.
She's good people. You said that.
Good sister.

Speaker 1 I like Amber a lot. Clean it up.
No, you know what I'm saying? Clean it up. You know, I don't agree with her on this Trump shit.
We talked about the Trump shit before.

Speaker 1 You know, I ain't gonna kick her back in about it, but I don't agree with him. You spoke to her about it? I think she.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, on the phone.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Text. Either text.
Yeah, oh, okay. Okay.
You.

Speaker 1 Is that weird? It's not weird, but we clean you up. We just

Speaker 1 call you Mr. Hill.
Don't listen to this nigga. This nigga gonna help you.
She calls you Mr. Hill.
No.

Speaker 1 I don't actually think she, I don't even think she remembers me from back then. But you remember her.
You just choking her on some cool shit. I remember my students.

Speaker 1 I met her at VH1 when I had a VH1 show and she had a VH1 show. That's when we became cool.
So you just talked on some cool shit. Like, yo, Amber, what up? Hey, yo, that Trump shit.
Ha ha ha.

Speaker 1 Yo, that girl.

Speaker 1 I know you got the bag for that. Salute.
I'll see you next time. No, I was more like, you know, chill, you know, why are you doing this Trump thing? I was trying to interview her about it.

Speaker 1 We started building on it. That's all.
That's kind of violent.

Speaker 1 There you go. Lincoln and Bill.
But you wasn't right. You was in the crib.

Speaker 1 DM. But you was in the message.
Whoa. You was in the crib.
DM your student.

Speaker 1 That's crazy. What was Shaq saying? That was 25 years ago.

Speaker 1 What was that? Shaq said.

Speaker 1 You can't DM your student.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. Sweethead, boy.
All right. What else? What else? What else? What else? Shout out to Amber's.
Love you, Amberose.

Speaker 1 Here's what I have for you guys. Should Chris Rock have put Tony Rock in any movies?

Speaker 1 Absolutely. Absolutely.
I think he should.

Speaker 1 I didn't necessarily agree with the way that Tony described the situation. I didn't either.
That's where I have a little bit of an issue. And

Speaker 1 they said that Eddie Murphy stood in that too, and that was incorrect. Yeah, because Charlie Rock.

Speaker 1 Charlie Murphy's in mad movies. Charlie Murphy's in Harlem Knights, all types of shit.
How close are Chris and Tony Rock? Supposedly they tight. They tight.

Speaker 1 According to no who, but regardless of that, it matters. It does.
Now, according to Tony Rock, Tony Rock said that when some of this stuff was going on,

Speaker 1 him and Chris wasn't speaking on some often shit.

Speaker 1 So I'm saying, so if I'm not even, if we don't rock like that, other than just having the same last name and being brothers, I'm not necessarily, we might not rock that way.

Speaker 1 Here's the thing, though, to me. Do you have siblings? Me? Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, I got it.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Four. Got it.

Speaker 1 Fuck how you said four.

Speaker 1 My sister died. My sister died.
Oh, God. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 Sorry about that.

Speaker 1 I don't give a fuck. I mean, I guarantee she died.
I didn't take the first case.

Speaker 1 Oh, man.

Speaker 1 Yo, nigga, let's get Mel back in, nigga. He's wild.

Speaker 1 No, no, rest in peace.

Speaker 1 But, yeah,

Speaker 1 I put my family on this shit. It didn't always work out.
You know what I mean? But you always give them that chance. To me,

Speaker 1 in the case of Chris Rock, he's in the industry where there's a lot of untalented, like, there's a whole lot of extras. I mean, Charlie Murphy, a lot of his roles was not walk-on roles.

Speaker 1 And Harley Night. Oh, shit.
He's just standing there. We, until we we knew who Charlie Murphy was.
It's only when you go back and watch the movie, you realize, oh, that was Charlie Murphy.

Speaker 1 Tony could have got some of them. He could have got the part, you know, in Blank Man with John Sally standing there.

Speaker 1 You know, those kind of things where you got like one line in a movie, like that could have gone to Tony Ryan. Tony Rock is talented.
Rest in peace to Charlie Murphy.

Speaker 1 Reg in peace. I think that that's unfair to Charlie Murphy.
Let me tell you. I think to say that about Tony Rock is unfair to Charlie Murphy.
You bring up Harlem Knights now.

Speaker 1 Charlie Murphy may have just been standing there, granted, but at some point in his career, Charlie Murphy was known as Charlie Murphy. For sure.

Speaker 1 Yes, he was Eddie's brother, but he had developed a niche where people are establishing me for hitting a home run at the plate myself.

Speaker 1 He was going on to asking you, what is Tony Rock's moment comparable to that? He doesn't have one. However, how does that terrible example? That's a bad example, too.
Why? Because y'all bring it up.

Speaker 1 Because all the sharpie Murphy did was before he hit the home run. Harlem Knights was 20 years before he hit the home run.
Exactly. So those things.
He still put him on.

Speaker 1 So those things could have led up to him getting the plate plate,

Speaker 1 the pitch over the plate. Not just that.
Not just that.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to shit on Tony Rock. I'm not going to shit on Tony Rock.
Like, Tony Rock ain't been on tour for the last 10 years doing comedy on his own accord.

Speaker 1 That nigga's funny. But my thing is, too, Tony Rock is already an established comedian.
Chris Rock is an established comedian.

Speaker 1 They're not on the same level, nowhere near.

Speaker 1 But to give my brother a role, because Tony Rock attributed it to money and said, yo, my brother can't compartmentalize between the money and and the family.

Speaker 1 And so he'll be like, yo, dog, Martin was a bigger role. Of course, I want the Martin Lawrence role, but you could give me the role over here.
You got what I'm saying? That's what I agree with.

Speaker 1 But in the event that I don't, what role have you procured on your own?

Speaker 1 None. Bro,

Speaker 1 and that's why I'm bringing up the Charlie Murphy for you. We have to.
But Charlie Murphy didn't do that. Bro, we can't say we want to help each other.
We want to help blacks. We want to help do this.

Speaker 1 We want to help do that. And then say, yo, you ain't never do it on your own, so I'm not going to help you.
That's a part of helping somebody. A lot of times you don't know the relationship.

Speaker 1 Do you have siblings? No, but that's a part of helping somebody. All right, let me let me.

Speaker 1 As a person who has a sibling or siblings who's tried to help siblings in the past, I'll give y'all a quick story. Um,

Speaker 1 I guess it's like 04, 05 or something. My brother was on 106 in Park when they were doing a freestyle Friday,

Speaker 1 and I think seven weeks was champion. He did six weeks while he's getting some notoriety up.
I made a call to a couple people. Yo, y'all want to talk to a little brother?

Speaker 1 I'll try to get him, get him put on somewhere

Speaker 1 he ran late for the meeting had too many people with him a bunch of

Speaker 1 so i was like you know what you're just not ready yet mind you i put my name on the line to get you this meeting so now they're looking at me like oh you're man that what's up

Speaker 1 i said i won't do that again

Speaker 1 just something that i took from it you just wasn't ready to prioritize what you wanted So we don't know, I'm just giving you that example.

Speaker 1 We don't know that in the Chris Rock situation, that he might have way back, I'm just giving you an example. He might have had

Speaker 1 tried.

Speaker 1 Tony gave that example on the podcast. Chris might have a reason.
This is where my issue came up.

Speaker 1 Chris said

Speaker 1 they were doing, I think, comedy seller or something like that, and Tony pulled up. Chris said, yo, I'm putting you in the movie.
He said, all right, great.

Speaker 1 He said while they weren't on the greatest of terms.

Speaker 1 But then... Tony was on tour or whatever, but he's like, I'll come back, whatever.
And then he started getting calls like, yo, we're on set. Where are you? and he's like well chris never called me

Speaker 1 that's not chris's job to individually call each extra in the movie like he should have someone should have been handling this expecting your brother who is a superstar is doing you a lookout expecting him depends that's the that depends

Speaker 1 i don't want to feel like my brother is any less my brother because i don't put him in the movie i don't want to feel like that that's right also but also you don't know their relationship though a lot of times niggas i'm not trying to assume it no what when niggas is younger they don't they don't fuck with each other and just because you you get up I can do you that favor but I'm not as I'm not gonna be obligated to do it or be as enthused to do it because our relationship wasn't solid we missed the sibling rivalry that happens as children when niggas grow up harboring that issue I think you got a duty if it's no duty nigga if he's not the equal duty I got a duty when when mama die Yeah, I disagree.

Speaker 1 If he's qualified.

Speaker 1 Because your mom will tell you, make sure you take care of your brother when I got hard to say. And what if your brother was a piece of shit to you your whole life? What if he mistreated you as a kid?

Speaker 1 What if he did that? What if he disrespected mama love and you had to watch mama cry and shit like that? Now you up, you still got to put him on? No, no, no. No.
All of that is.

Speaker 1 I'm agreeing with you. Obviously, if he's a murderer, you shouldn't do it.
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying, like,

Speaker 1 there's a lot of fucked up things a person could do to disqualify him for it.

Speaker 1 But I'm saying, if we starting from just zero, and my brother does the same thing I'm doing, and he's relatively qualified, I'm putting him on.

Speaker 1 What if his brother act like he was always better than him? Like, there's certain things where I don't want this shit around me. Y'all got your brother.

Speaker 1 Why we just keep going to the most negative thing. Let's throw bad shit on Tony that we don't.
Yeah, like, why we always got to do that?

Speaker 1 We always got to make up this hypothetical situation where the nigga is just a scum of the earth piece of shit, nigga. That'll make you a scum of the birthday.
I think Tony Rock is a real good dude.

Speaker 1 I want to see you. I love Tony Rock.
I think Tony Rock is a little bit more like a drink.

Speaker 1 And we're going to talk about this.

Speaker 1 When Will Smith smacked my brother,

Speaker 1 my same brother that didn't put me on no movies and my same shit. Tony's talking.
That nigga wanted to fuck Will Smith up and was telling him, yo, dog, when I see you, it's up. He's made the point.

Speaker 1 The same to say shit. It don't matter.
When I see you, it's up.

Speaker 1 I respected that. All right, you still ain't gonna be in no movies.

Speaker 1 Come on,

Speaker 1 come on, what? Because he's a gonna fuck him up. Like, come on, stop.
No, I'm saying he's still talking for him. He ain't had it.
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 The same nigga, you just gave a scenario where I can't be in your movie.

Speaker 1 You're a quasi-star. I can't be in your movie.
But if somebody smack you, I'm coming back for you. It always

Speaker 1 puts these hypotheticals on Tony. We don't know that about it.
True, no, no, true, true, true, true, true.

Speaker 1 So I'm talking about factual shit. Tony did all that.
That's what he did say in the podcast. And to me, that was the point where it's like, I can see why that didn't work out.

Speaker 1 Like, yo, if you're sitting around waiting for your superstar brother to call you personally to tell you when to show up on the show. I'm going to put you on a movie.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 But what's Tony's supposed to be? How is he supposed to know what it's like? How's he supposed to know? Call the producer or director or whatever.

Speaker 1 It sounds like the ball got dropped. I'm not going to get a drop from my brother.
And I think communication got dropped. It sounded like the ball got dropped.

Speaker 1 Because as an actor, I'm not calling the producer to say, hey, there's a movie when do I come? They're supposed to call him. Agent.

Speaker 1 Someone else should be handling that. That's what I'm saying.
Somebody dropped the ball there, and it might be that they thought Chris was going to contact me. I don't want to speculate.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying there's a lot of things that could have happened. But at the core, if you're my brother, if you're my brother and we're relatively talented, you should get a shot.

Speaker 1 That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 1 That's it. That's it.
I don't give a fuck what nobody says. How could you argue that and be against the LeBron? Relatively talented.

Speaker 1 I'm not sure

Speaker 1 when we get to Hoboken Park.

Speaker 1 LeBrony James.

Speaker 1 I'm not. He can beat you.
I'm not. I'll take that.
But LeBron

Speaker 1 James is not an NBA player. That's the difference.

Speaker 1 Bro, I said LeBronnie James, based on what my father has done in this league, the money that my father has generated in this league and other areas, you absolutely fucking right.

Speaker 1 He deserves to be in the NBA. What discography tells you that Tony Rock is ready for the big leagues in terms of movies? He's been on 12 for 10, 15.
But it's not. That don't necessarily

Speaker 1 be a big movie. But hold on, it's not big leagues.
My point is, I'm not saying he should have taken Bernie Mac's spot in head of state.

Speaker 1 I'm saying he could have played the nigga selling hot dogs on the corner. He could have had an extra role.
You mean like a second round, 55th pick? Yeah, I don't have a problem with that.

Speaker 1 No, my criticism of Bronny. No, no, no.
Here's the difference.

Speaker 1 My criticism of Bronny was not.

Speaker 1 I don't think it's good for Bronny. That was my point.
I don't think Bronny's going to do well.

Speaker 1 If you told me that Tony Rock's going to do a part that's going to fuck up his career, I would say, yeah, Chris, don't put him on. Tony Rock has been in movies.

Speaker 1 Tony Rock has been in movies. Yeah, and TV shows.

Speaker 1 He can act.

Speaker 1 Super freak Zeke.

Speaker 1 What is that? I don't know. That was.
Yo, you a freak. Is that like somebody? That was Kevin Hart, Tony Rock, Megan Goode.

Speaker 1 They had an all-star cast in the fucking uh the Steve uh they were all-stars doing a lot of work in that sentence but yeah I don't know what you're talking about

Speaker 1 yeah you are correct but super Zeek Zeke what happened when uh what's the shit with Steve Harvey book

Speaker 1 Tony Rock has been in movies Tony Rock again is not some bum ass nigga that you just picking up off the street that nigga is an accomplished comedian I'll stop here because I don't want to make my argument sound like that's what I'm trying to say about Tony Rock because I am not.

Speaker 1 I'm not trying to say that about Tony Rod. I fuck with the rocks.
Yeah. Period.
Joe, if you're just gonna get it, we just gotta hear from clicks.

Speaker 1 I also fuck with brothers not all the way fucking with their brother the way their brother.

Speaker 1 Joe, if your brother could rap, not as good as you, but I got a younger brother rap now.

Speaker 1 Is he professional? How good is he? You're asking the wrong nigga, though. Okay, yeah, you're asking the wrong nigga.
Yeah, okay. You're asking the wrong nigga.
Good luck with your shit.

Speaker 1 Like, my whole thing is this:

Speaker 1 my whole thing is, in our culture, we remember when we weren't up.

Speaker 1 In our culture, we remember when we weren't up. It was a time when everybody's not up.
Nobody walked into a fucking million dollars yesterday.

Speaker 1 So Chris Rock tells about when Eddie Murphy came in and put him on. Chris Rock was the mailman in fucking Boomerang.

Speaker 1 So my thing is, you got to start somewhere with smaller roles. Why not put my brother in a smaller role? Again, I'm not saying make him my co-star because he compared himself to Martin Lawrence.

Speaker 1 No, you can't be in the role that Martin Lawrence is playing,

Speaker 1 fucking Martin Lawrence. But I can also have a role as a funny nigga, write me in some little shit, a funny nigga, the hot dog nigga, whatever the case may be, to get my sad credits up and all that.

Speaker 1 That's true. Or you can have the role as the nigga that's mad that didn't make the flick.

Speaker 1 I already know.

Speaker 1 Let me ask you a question.

Speaker 1 Hold on. Let me ask you a question.

Speaker 1 Now, if I do do that,

Speaker 1 use my phone call or get you in a role as an extra and you don't don't show. That's it.
And now they looking at me, yo, where's your man?

Speaker 1 We had, you supposed, your man's supposed to be here.

Speaker 1 You might say, all right, you know what? Fool me once.

Speaker 1 I'm not. I'm not doing that.

Speaker 1 And if that happened, I ain't got no issue with it.

Speaker 1 But you got to get a shot. You got to give him a shot.
That's that's a shit. All he did.
He gave him a shot.

Speaker 1 So if

Speaker 1 I'd love to hear that. So

Speaker 1 was he saying this as he that he was disgruntled? about telling the story when he was telling the story? He didn't sound disgruntled.

Speaker 1 He didn't sound disgruntled, but in my opinion, I mean, he's a professional, so you might not go get up there and shit on your superstar brother and kick his back in.

Speaker 1 But he also said, like, yo, I would have, I would have liked to have gotten some roles. Well, that's honest and vulnerable of him.
So I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 But he didn't have to share none of that shit.

Speaker 1 He sat up to say, so it didn't sound like he was shitting on his brother or

Speaker 1 something. No, he sounded like he was being a professional.
Ary Spears was giving the interview. Ari Spears sounded

Speaker 1 if it sounded like the other way. Ari or Ari with Ary.

Speaker 1 He's white as hell. I wouldn't fuck with my brother if he did that in the interview.
Yeah, like, yo, dog, I mean. Ari Spears, another nigga with an ugly nose.

Speaker 1 How you put Ari Spears' nose in your mental roller decks? Because I have eyes, and I saw that interview and said, look, you thought that nigga went to the next one. Look at that,

Speaker 1 and you kept it.

Speaker 1 Yes, nigga.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Wow. Yeah, what's up? You got it?

Speaker 1 I had it.

Speaker 1 You had Aaron?

Speaker 1 My final question. Mel, come back.

Speaker 1 Mel, Mel, I ain't gonna hold you. A lot of chemistry.

Speaker 1 A lot of. No, it's not.
Mel.

Speaker 1 Mel, it's not. Mel, niggas got along a little better than I anticipated, eh? We miss you, man.
No, we miss you. First, that's facts that we miss you, but also facts.
Yo, this bitch crew right here

Speaker 1 on the jelly. It went really well.

Speaker 1 Stop it, jelly.

Speaker 1 Stop it.

Speaker 1 I did a horrible job, man. I don't know.
This is like, this is that crew.

Speaker 1 But welcome, come on.

Speaker 1 The fuck is wrong with you, idiot? Yo, lastly, my final question to my distinguished guest. Yo.

Speaker 1 Do we make anything of Jess Hilarious not being back on the breakfast club yet? Yo, timestamp, man. We serving them to you.
I did him look crazy.

Speaker 1 Back to y'all.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 Wasn't she pregnant? Yeah. She's on maternity leave.
She had a baby. She's on maternity leave.
Oh, so. And then she had a baby.

Speaker 1 How long ago, do we? How long ago? Like, the baby think baby's three.

Speaker 1 Not three years old. All right.

Speaker 1 Yo, man.

Speaker 1 What the fuck is wrong with you? Baby in pre-K now.

Speaker 1 She still ain't come back. You're just saying that because there's a poll going out there that they said they prefer the young lady that's on there now.

Speaker 1 No, no, I thought this for a while because I'm a fan of Jess Hilarious and thought that she was such a great addition to that show.

Speaker 1 And then she left with the baby.

Speaker 1 Baby at seven. That baby's at the bar.
Yo, you good.

Speaker 1 And then they brought the new young lady in there who's doing great. So now,

Speaker 1 but I've been one to ask, like, where is Jess hilarious? I don't think that's

Speaker 1 out of bounds to ask.

Speaker 1 I mean, I think she should get all the maternity leave she wants. I saw her do some interviews lately, and I think she's starting to hit the road again for comedy.

Speaker 1 That's what made me ask you. Yeah, she is.
You can't tell me how he got some hella yami in the 20s and 30s. What do you mean? I'm just

Speaker 1 that nigga deserved for Halloween. What you been?

Speaker 1 That nigga is a panda bear.

Speaker 1 That nigga don't play, boy. I just said she deserves to be.
Him at the homecoming.

Speaker 1 Like, BMF with the food trucks outside.

Speaker 1 When he pulled up to the homecoming, when you went to underground, that knowledge. More house? Yeah.
Oh, nigga. Yeah.
Hey, double hot, Chandra.

Speaker 1 BMF. Hey, we're going to get some more to the house.
Oh, man.

Speaker 1 What I was going to say is,

Speaker 1 again, I'm a Jess Hilarious fan. I like Lauren Tor.
I'm a fan of both of them, and I think they both dope. In sports,

Speaker 1 try and keep up. In sports.
Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 You don't lose your job to the backup.

Speaker 1 You don't lose your job to the backup. Not for injury.
But you also don't lose your job to injury. Wait, you don't? Wait, wait.
What? Wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 1 That's the rule.

Speaker 1 You don't lose your job to the backup in sports. You do.
I mean, to injury. To injury.
Like, if I'm out and somebody's filling in,

Speaker 1 they don't come back. Oh, now you don't start no more.
They give you a shot to get your job.

Speaker 1 Tell Drip left or that's what we just tell drew blessed or that never happens but when it does happen that's the story it's like yo he lost a job during injury tell tell tell uh dak that

Speaker 1 dak lost with tony romo what are y'all talking about yeah it happens i'm not saying it happens

Speaker 1 i'm not saying it doesn't happen i'm saying tell julius randall that it doesn't well no they traded julius randall no he was injured right

Speaker 1 for multiple seasons in a row when the team needed him and then they said all right you keep being injured we can't do this no more yeah that's different than a backup taking your spot because you were injured and turned out the the backup in your starting spot was Julius Randle out 40 games.

Speaker 1 And he rehabs, he comes back, and he's now healthy. It's his spot to reclaim.
Now, you can compete for it the next day. Tell that to OG and Anubi.

Speaker 1 They traded him.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 the Knicks traded for him and kept him in same position as Julius, paid him the max,

Speaker 1 and then shipped Julius, who's been there for five times. I think she's healthy.
He's never came back. He still ain't.
He never got healthy.

Speaker 1 They both played in January. They both was playing in January.
Then he got hurt. And they decided to keep OG.
And no, man, I'm just telling y'all, there are some instances where

Speaker 1 I'm not saying there aren't exceptions. What I'm saying is, in general, historically, we've said

Speaker 1 like if you have a job, and I'm not sure. I'm thinking Russell Wilson's going to go back to that bench.
I'll tell you that much.

Speaker 1 But he's also a marginal starter now. It's not like he's a guy who people think of as a go-to guy.
And he might have just beat him out. He didn't lose his job to the injury.
To the injury.

Speaker 1 And what I'm talking about, I'm saying, and I'm not comparing pregnancy to an injury. I'm just saying when you're out of work for an excused reason, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 You don't just come back and be like, oh, you lost your job. Shouldn't have been pregnant, right?

Speaker 1 You could question the fit or find a way to make it both work, but I would hate to see anything happen to Jess based on the fact that she left to have a baby. And Jake Kimmy Ray hit the road.

Speaker 1 She's opening for Martin on his tour. Yeah, she's dope.
Like, they both dope. This could be.
Yeah, maybe there's a world where she quit. Yeah, this could be a whole place.
We don't know.

Speaker 1 We don't know. We don't know.
And I'm sure that contract was

Speaker 1 nice and

Speaker 1 tight. Hopefully.
Hope so.

Speaker 1 Shout out to Jess Hilarious. Shout out to Jess.
And the new young lady, Lauren. Lauren.
Shout out to Lauren.

Speaker 1 They got different stress, but they both dope.

Speaker 1 I'm going to end this broadcast,

Speaker 1 but not before I play this. Fatcha clip.

Speaker 1 So we could just hear what was going on.

Speaker 1 Y'all cue up, sleepers, y'all.

Speaker 1 Let's get this.

Speaker 1 We were doomed.

Speaker 1 Let's go. We were doomed.
Tried to told you.

Speaker 1 I love Fat Joe, but

Speaker 1 okay, it's different over here.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't

Speaker 1 fault some

Speaker 1 dodgers. We from the Bronx, New York.
They tap it.

Speaker 1 Oh, Lord.

Speaker 1 New York City. This is what Fat Joe did before the Yankee game while we were down 0-2.

Speaker 1 This is the Bronxes' response to the Dodgers bringing out Ice Cube

Speaker 1 the game before.

Speaker 1 The Bronx farmer himself.

Speaker 1 I got a hundred runs on it.

Speaker 1 I got a hundred runs. I'm from New York.
A hundred clips.

Speaker 1 Oh, honey.

Speaker 1 Yes, I'm from New York. He says we from the home of the terrorists.
Thoroughest.

Speaker 1 Man, I can see that this Moses ain't the beauty even. He got his head blown up.
And I was just about to fly off. But now that Mason's back, I think I'm much rather fun of it.

Speaker 1 And everybody touching crazy out of Aceco bitch. We're gonna hit it out the park every time we hit.
You know Staten East Truth, homie.

Speaker 1 Got the whole lead shook saying, nah, Joe, gon' let him loose on me. True, sorry, I'm bringing the team back.

Speaker 1 Even if the Dodgers to lead back. Just so fucking Dodders.
Are you fucking kidding me? Shout the Dodgers out.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 Is that the moment where your soul left your body and you knew Yankees was

Speaker 1 toast?

Speaker 1 I mean, once I saw how many runners we were leaving on base, I was like, oh, gay. It was a lot.

Speaker 1 It wasn't a run of zero hits.

Speaker 1 I had a lot of them on my prospects. It was a lot.

Speaker 1 And yeah.

Speaker 1 Shout Shout out to the Yankees. I don't know if I'm rooting for them to win tonight or lose so my dad could see a celebration.

Speaker 1 I told you last week, gentlemen sweep, right? That means you're going to lose tonight. You're going to win tonight and then lose on the fifth.
I want your dad to have a great night.

Speaker 1 Shout out to your father. And then you'll lose in the game five.
You can't go out of sweep, though. Yeah, gentlemen sweep.
You get your one. Disrespect your family.
I'm rooting for the Yankees.

Speaker 1 Show some pride, man. Do it for George.

Speaker 1 Do it for George, man. Show a little bit of.

Speaker 1 Any of them. Oh, shit.
Dead ass. Any of them.

Speaker 1 My sources say they've given up, though. All jokes aside, I talked to somebody in the locker room.

Speaker 1 A Candace? No, it was.

Speaker 1 He spoke to Candace Owens. No, no, no.

Speaker 1 The Yankees gave up.

Speaker 1 Dead ass. It was

Speaker 1 a beat right. He said, we asked what the energy was like.
He said, totally done. Judge was going through the motions with his answers to our questions.
No feeling.

Speaker 1 Win one game rings hollow after a performance like that.

Speaker 1 Well, Judge can't make contact, one, and two, a lot of this is bad managing by Boone, and I think the life was sucked out of them in that game one loss. Yeah.
That game one loss hurt. Hurt.

Speaker 1 And that's New York teams in general. Because y'all are frontrunners and you like character and heart.
Once you take the soul out of y'all, one good punch in the mouth, it's a wrap.

Speaker 1 And that's what happened in game one, which I told you was going to happen. And then it happened again in game two, you know,

Speaker 1 it's over. I mean, yeah.

Speaker 1 But it was a good season.

Speaker 1 Shout out to the Yankees. Real good season.

Speaker 1 I do think we'll be bad. I have no respect for New York sports.

Speaker 1 It was really difficult watching the Knicks Cavs game the other night for me. I just cannot get used to this cat.
What did they call this nigga? The Big Cat? Big Purr, Big Move Vega. Big Me Pat.

Speaker 1 Whatever they calling him, I cannot get

Speaker 1 used to this. Wow.
Mind you, I've watched the Knicks, every time they've played Cleveland,

Speaker 1 just manhandle them on the boards.

Speaker 1 So this was the first time where we looked afraid of Evan Mobley. Word.
And I wasn't, I'm not used to that. I'm not used to that at all.
I hope that we gel and get it together, man.

Speaker 1 Cooked us last year on the boards. Now y'all don't look like the same team.
At all. Cat just dance.
He shot nine shots against Cleveland, dancing out round out there by the fucking three-point line.

Speaker 1 Mobley, and what's my man nan that used to play for the Nets, the big tall dude with the afro?

Speaker 1 Got that Super Max. He's on Cleveland now.
The other big boy. Jumping at the side.
Oh, Jarrett, Jarrett, Jarrett.

Speaker 1 Jarrett, man, them niggas did whatever the fuck they wanted to to do, man. Shout out to the Knicks.
Hopefully, y'all get it together.

Speaker 1 And the Giants, I won't even get into it. Yeah, yeah, I was going to say.
That was a good game. I was just waiting.

Speaker 1 I was good at it. It was good.
Cam Ward.

Speaker 1 I'm just waiting.

Speaker 1 Cam Ward, let's draft him. You're not going to be there.
Cam Ward, let's draft him. You're not going to be there.
I just wait.

Speaker 1 We're two in six.

Speaker 1 The Panthers are going to be there. Nigga, it's a lot of bad teams.
There's a lot of bad teams. It's crazy.
Yeah. There's not.
Way Dallas.

Speaker 1 We fuck around and be getting a nice little draft. We'll get a top five pick.
I don't think there's five

Speaker 1 worse teams than us. I love that.
When New York fans talk about what draft pick they're going to get in week eight. Who? In terms of record? Carolina.
Carolina. New England.
New England, yes.

Speaker 1 The Chargers? No, the Chargers are all right.

Speaker 1 I don't know their record.

Speaker 1 The Raiders,

Speaker 1 the Raiders are pretty bad.

Speaker 1 The Jets are bad. The Jets are pretty bad.
The Dolphins and the Jets are pretty bad.

Speaker 1 The Browns are bad. The Bengals are not going to have a worse record than us.
Tennessee is bad. They only got one win.

Speaker 1 It's bad. 2-6.
You guys probably. That nigga's a tank.
There's a lot of teams down there in that 2-3 win.

Speaker 1 But I also don't have Cam Ward being the first quarterback off the board.

Speaker 1 Although, right now, you guys technically would be the fourth pick. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 Top five, and we're in the Cam Ward. But Cam Ward and Shadur going off one and two, probably.
Well, Shadur's a black technique. So I'm a Giants fan.
We don't draft black quarterbacks.

Speaker 1 Is Shadur a NFL?

Speaker 1 I'm not a football guy like that. Is Shadur a solid NFL prospect? Yes.
It's real. It's real.
It's not hype. Okay.
It's good to know.

Speaker 1 He looking like the prototypical black quarterback today. Okay.
Which is, I could do it with my arm. I could do it with my legs.
That's what's up. Good decision making.
He looking tough.

Speaker 1 All right. I'm taking it back to

Speaker 1 the old school. I'm taking it back to

Speaker 1 me losing my virginity. No, no, not me losing my virginity.
Me learning how to fuck. My baby moms had that motherfucking little stereo over there.
used to play some shit.

Speaker 1 I've told this story before, you know what time it is. I'm going with Joy

Speaker 1 Lick.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Nigga, this record changed. This record changed my entire sex life at 17, 18 years old.
My baby mama played this.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 love you, please.

Speaker 1 You're back.

Speaker 1 You got lock and key.

Speaker 1 Love real hard on me.

Speaker 1 No one makes me sick.

Speaker 1 I don't know it when you

Speaker 1 cry.

Speaker 1 My heels are falling

Speaker 1 ones that are wrapped around my bed.

Speaker 1 Your favorite touch excites me.

Speaker 1 And then I ain't too prostrate.

Speaker 1 And even when you're not around me,

Speaker 1 the tingling just won't go away.

Speaker 1 Don't make my mind wait no longer.

Speaker 1 Actually, that's too freaky for a pod. I'm changing it.
Same vibe.

Speaker 1 Alfonso, honey, man. Talk to him.

Speaker 1 I go and see her when I need some loving.

Speaker 1 She's not afraid to give me all of her affection.

Speaker 1 A wonder she's got a tariff for me.

Speaker 1 After working hard all week, her pretty face, I need to see someone.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 no.

Speaker 1 Soon as I get to her,

Speaker 1 she knows what to do and what I want.

Speaker 1 She gives me good love.

Speaker 1 Baby, I need all your love.

Speaker 1 She's my weekend thing.

Speaker 1 She's my weekend thing.

Speaker 1 She's my weekend thing.

Speaker 1 When I'm beat my loving, I know where to go.

Speaker 1 Baby, got a 55. She's my weekend thing.

Speaker 1 She's my weekend thing.

Speaker 1 She greets me with a kiss and says, Hello.

Speaker 1 She pulls me in and kicks my cut up nice and slow.

Speaker 1 Fireplace is burning

Speaker 1 for her love and yearning.

Speaker 1 And her sweet perfume feels new.

Speaker 1 Oh, it's the wind that that she walks

Speaker 1 The wind that she took

Speaker 1 The softness of her limbs

Speaker 1 Her tender kiss

Speaker 1 I need all her love

Speaker 1 I need her touch

Speaker 1 She's the one we've been

Speaker 1 singing all through the night She's my weekend

Speaker 1 She's my weekend thing.

Speaker 1 She's my weekend thing, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 She's my weekend thing.

Speaker 1 Alright, that is brand old music.

Speaker 1 Brand old music from Alfonso 100. That record is called Weekend thing.

Speaker 1 Available in your phones and on DSPs right this second. Actually, I don't know that that's true.
I didn't check that. These old niggas be

Speaker 1 snatching this shit off.

Speaker 1 Hey, check it yourself. That's Alfonso with a Z.

Speaker 1 Weekend thing. Y'all are down.

Speaker 1 All right, what we got? What we got?

Speaker 1 I really love this album. It's Glorilla's album.
Just recently came out.

Speaker 1 We talked about it previously, but I feel like this one record, I haven't really heard it as much because it's buried deeper down the album. This record is called Let Her Cook off of Glorious.

Speaker 1 Never gave a damn, I ain't never gave no food. Fell out with them hoes.
We ain't never making no fuck. Back for everything I ever lost.
I'm on the mission. We turned the whole house into a booth.

Speaker 1 We in the kitchen.

Speaker 1 Uh, let her cook.

Speaker 1 Big low come through frying shit.

Speaker 1 Let her cook. Okay.
Too much cake out, bad. Be home guard.
Let her cook. Uh, all these thoughts, I'm trying.
She

Speaker 1 let me cook. Uh, big low come through, shut shit down.
I'm bringing hoes out. Uh, run up on this shit you want, I'm swinging balls out.
Uh, if them hoes ain't bad, it's blowing, put them hoes out.

Speaker 1 Got my ankles on your nigga's shoulder, earth them toes out. Let's keep it ass and gotta look fat.
Now these hoes look mad, okay. Head done, gotta look better.
I don't even think that matter. Uh-uh.

Speaker 1 Bitch talkin' like she gay. She only want no M.

Speaker 1 Uh, these hoes couldn't walk a mile and need your bench and sam.

Speaker 1 Bitch, I ain't gonna cry no hunt. I ain't gon' cry no right feet.
Ho, I got my own cake. You ain't gonna make me wait either.
If my nigga ever cheat on me, I bet we break even.

Speaker 1 Uh, bitch, your nigga steal my nigga, bet he can't leave me. Ho,

Speaker 1 never gave a damn, I ain't never gave no food, no. Fell out with them hoes, we ain't never making no fuck back for everything I ever lost.

Speaker 1 I'm on the mission, we turned the whole house into a booth, we in the kitchen.

Speaker 1 Uh, let her cook,

Speaker 1 big low come through frying shit. Hey, let her cook, okay.
Too much cake out, bow, be home guard. Let her cook, uh, all these talks, I'm trying shit.

Speaker 1 Let me cook.

Speaker 1 Early bird, get the worm.

Speaker 1 Give me head, I want your sperm. Can't teach these toes the game.
These bitches tempt, let them learn. No, they hate to see me rip.
Play that ush, let it burn. Hold up, wait a fucking meeting.
Huh?

Speaker 1 Let me talk my shit. I can't let up on these bitches.
Why? I'm finna drop again. Gave you hoes to recipe.
I did. Can't get this sauce again.
Gave them hoes a head start this time.

Speaker 1 Slow that bitches, lost again.

Speaker 1 Never gave a damn. I ain't never gave no food.
No. Fell out with them hoes.
We ain't never made it. No.
Fuck. fucker back for everything I ever lost.
I'm on the mission.

Speaker 1 We turned the whole house into a booth. We in the kitchen.

Speaker 1 Let her cook.

Speaker 1 Big low come through frying sheet. Hey, let her cook.
Okay. Too much cake out, bad.
Be home guard. Let her cook.

Speaker 1 All these sauce, I'm trying. She

Speaker 1 let me cook.

Speaker 1 And that is Let Her Cook by Glorella off of Glorious. I'm playing new old music.
This is a Clark Kent joint.

Speaker 1 How we roll, Cannabis.

Speaker 1 It's the Luddis Beat. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Let's go.

Speaker 1 I never freestyle for free without charging niggas a fee. It'll cost you a brain cell just to cipher with me.
I'm the type of MC, the box for the glory.

Speaker 1 I don't give a fuck if you ignore me or can't cause me. Freestyles are written, spitting with infinite ammunition.

Speaker 1 For anybody trying to go the distance, I promise you no less than a hundred thousand kilometers. My mind thirsts to how you evacuate in your continent.

Speaker 1 I'm barbaric with the alphanumeric hitting human lyrics to separate your body from your spirit. This is for whack niggas doing shows and shit.
Cause I'll be in the crowd if you ain't controlling it.

Speaker 1 I grow up with the wildest niggas. West India

Speaker 1 niggas. Unemployed, tallest niggas, the vilest niggas.
Don't ever smile at niggas. Don't know nothing about this joke.

Speaker 1 Chemically,

Speaker 1 we savages, snatching microphones from amateurs. Cause like women who get abortions, I ain't having it.
I'm

Speaker 1 gonna let more content will split you into little. Kinda like Christmas, so I can sniff you.
What I say, speak as greater than Smithsonian. Your mobs are phonier than cubic chirconias.

Speaker 1 Have you any idea what I do to cruise like you? How many niggas in my career I ran through, coming after ya, blasting ya with the shotgun like a front seat passenger?

Speaker 1 You must be asking for some sort of a massacre. I'll attack according to your vascular.
Shatter you like glass in automobile crashes. When I smash that ass in the Blackberry molasses,

Speaker 1 kick a hole in it. Cause I'll be in the crowd if you ain't controlling it.

Speaker 1 That bird burst out.

Speaker 1 Yo, when this came out, I swore he was the nicest dude in the universe.

Speaker 1 Couldn't nobody fuck with the birds.

Speaker 1 He was crowning in the ghost.

Speaker 1 He was crowning.

Speaker 1 piling, chemically, you piloting. I'm the best nyricist in America.
MCs can't see me cause I'm too quick for the human retina to register.

Speaker 1 I roll up on your cool quicker than don't sneeze. At a speed that would confuse Keanu Reeves.
So ask yourself, who am I? I'm the illest MC that you ever seen in your fucking life.

Speaker 1 I hop into the backseat of a cab and rhyme. Till the meter says nine, nine, nine, nine, nine for line.
I battle any kind of MC at any time. Whether they signed signed or unsigned.

Speaker 1 With many lines, more lines than a million pair of Vedinas, more lines than the Bible quoted from Jesus,

Speaker 1 more lines than the African herd of zebras. Niggas just ain't fucking with the cannabis sativa.
This is for all you niggas doing shows and shit.

Speaker 1 Cause I'll be in the crowd if you ain't controlling, trolling, trolling. That's how we roll cannabis produced

Speaker 1 by DJ Clark Kent. Rest in peace and thank you.
Clark Kent to that album. You miss you, man.
Word. Gotta let that album rock again.

Speaker 1 Clark Clark Ken told me I was nicer to all y'all niggas, too, just so y'all know. I know he's not here, so you can't confirm, but he said it.

Speaker 1 We'll take your word. I ain't like the rest of you niggas that keep posting the pictures.
I had real-life talks with the man. He told me I was better than y'all.
He did. All of y'all.
But go ahead.

Speaker 1 We'll just go into my joint. I'm going back to Big Jersey.

Speaker 1 More, Joe.

Speaker 1 Let's go. Turn it up.

Speaker 1 10 minutes?

Speaker 1 What you in the boy?

Speaker 1 Carlo, calm down.

Speaker 1 OLS. What are we doing? Idiot, yo.
Who else from Jersey? The artist, nigga.

Speaker 1 She said, You're not an artist.

Speaker 1 Song is soul on fire.

Speaker 1 In the end, you lose control.

Speaker 1 Rub your hands all through my head, just how I like it.

Speaker 1 Get to feel it in my soul.

Speaker 1 I'll lift you up and spread your legs, just how you like it.

Speaker 1 Let me in, lose control.

Speaker 1 I need it.

Speaker 1 Look you in your eyes and see that you defeated the way that you breathe in.

Speaker 1 I glorify this love we make.

Speaker 1 Won't ever lose lose this love.

Speaker 1 Going round for round, round for round.

Speaker 1 I think it's time we let it go.

Speaker 1 You reached your climax.

Speaker 1 Slow it down, we can make some time for that.

Speaker 1 Pick you up, break you off, you got me tracked.

Speaker 1 And I'm loving the way that you say it.

Speaker 1 Love, cause that's how I need it.

Speaker 1 That's how I need it.

Speaker 1 I glorify this love we made

Speaker 1 on our hottest days. Love the way you say my name.

Speaker 1 I'm feeling like, feeling like you're open.

Speaker 1 Take you everywhere I've ever seen. You look,

Speaker 1 show you all, show you all the things you ain't seen.

Speaker 1 Take you far, take you places you ain't been.

Speaker 1 Cause you know that I'm fucking it up and I'm loving your body like crazy.

Speaker 1 Calling me yours, calling you mine, you're my babe, my babe.

Speaker 1 Glorify this love we make.

Speaker 1 Won't ever lose this love.

Speaker 1 That is Soul on Fire by the artist with a dollar dollar sign as the S?

Speaker 1 Yeah, her name is the artist.

Speaker 1 Tough. Fuck with it.

Speaker 1 Prince's name was the artist.

Speaker 1 Her name is the artist as well. And Prince.
There you go.

Speaker 1 Oh, Mel's not here. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Damn, man. I wanted to hear Mel sleep of the day.
I did. Mel, we love you, girl.

Speaker 1 Enjoy your day off. Enjoy your day off.

Speaker 1 Have a slice. Have a blast.

Speaker 1 I'm going out tonight. You outside?

Speaker 1 Going out tonight. Girls love karaoke.
Doing a... Oh, you bringing it back.

Speaker 1 They're doing Girls Love Halloween. Oh.

Speaker 1 Girls do love Halloween.

Speaker 1 And I love that Girls Love Halloween.

Speaker 1 No, y'all, tonight they're doing...

Speaker 1 Tonight they're doing Girls Love Halloween.

Speaker 1 Now,

Speaker 1 who dressing up like a pumpkin? Now, last week,

Speaker 1 I got there early and left early some of the money niggas was looking at me like a punk

Speaker 1 Not tonight

Speaker 1 Not tonight niggas throwing money in there? I said some of the money niggas Was looking at me like

Speaker 1 I needed a nap They looking at me like I was sleepy.

Speaker 1 You ain't a rough you ain't I got it. I got it.
You got that shit though

Speaker 1 You gonna learn on tonight though. He, what's up? What you doing? What you doing tonight, which is tomorrow night? You cool? I'll be it.

Speaker 1 they doing girls love halloween tomorrow night so you said that's tomorrow night

Speaker 1 which is tonight because this comes out tomorrow um yeah i already hit uh the people i need to hit

Speaker 1 let them know a few blancos

Speaker 1 tommy and arosco

Speaker 1 yeah man Girls do love Halloween.

Speaker 1 They do. They do.

Speaker 1 We could talk tonight. Yeah,

Speaker 1 I might want to come see some people. Yeah, I'm going to have to see some costumes.
I'm big on costumes. I see some some ghosts and some, you know what I mean? Yeah, I'm looking at it.
Caboo. Cats.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm add on. I'm adding nursing out.

Speaker 1 I mean, Vel Velma. Nice.
This little social event that they do in the city, man.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, they're doing it at the right time because we all love Halloween. We all do.
We all do. And we love, like you said, that they love Halloween.
We're very festive.

Speaker 1 It's normally girls love. Good morning.
Tricking and treating? This week is Girls Love All. We got to get in the spirit.
Halloween, yeah. It's a costume party.
Got to wear costume.

Speaker 1 Man, costume is like a fucking,

Speaker 1 what's that word? It's a license to fuck more.

Speaker 1 Aphrodisiac.

Speaker 1 Right, that's what aphrodisiac means when you want to fuck more? No, things that make you. Yeah.
Right? Painball, please. Come on, educator.

Speaker 1 That's an aphrodisiac. You want to stay away from Mr.
Helm. That's what an aphrodisiac means.

Speaker 1 Rocky. Nigga sat back like, nah, I'm cool.
I don't even know what just on one costume.

Speaker 1 What costumes?

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? I'm going to go with my girl. I'm bringing my girl, too.
There you go.

Speaker 1 There you go. I'm bringing my girl.
Yo, when my girl shut the fuck up and stopped bitching about bitches, yo, she's funny.

Speaker 1 You ever remember that?

Speaker 1 Your girl. She actually like that.
She's like, yo, you're not that damn.

Speaker 1 You're not doing that.

Speaker 1 Shut the fuck up sometimes. I can live with this shit.

Speaker 1 Yo, the night you bring your girl out is also the night that all the girls you want to fuck come out.

Speaker 1 Like, I'm bringing my girl because i was just there last week i kept it cool and i kept it i kept it pee i kept it pee watch this week watch watch what happened now

Speaker 1 what y'all think

Speaker 1 halloween is such a hallway

Speaker 1 at least nine and a half

Speaker 1 all right man

Speaker 1 oh

Speaker 1 come on man i'm ending with number three

Speaker 1 y'all know what time it is i love y'all

Speaker 1 i don't know y'all It's gonna get a midnight release. I don't know.
I don't know, Flip.

Speaker 1 Four more hours, man. You can go home.
It's cool.

Speaker 1 Yo, hey, just give me four more hours of your time, maybe five. And you go home.

Speaker 1 Mark worked it out in his contract. He's gonna get out of here in 10 minutes.
I need about four more hours.

Speaker 1 Wait, look.

Speaker 1 I'm just choosing not to engage. We add it.

Speaker 1 You got him? I'll show you better than I can tell you.

Speaker 1 Yo, we in it.

Speaker 1 Yo, listen.

Speaker 1 You need a rod? No, no, I'm good. I'm good.

Speaker 1 My contract got a driver, so I just

Speaker 1 got a driver in his contract. You got shit negotiated though.
Yeah. No, I'm trying.
I'm trying.

Speaker 1 Right, man. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm ready to eat already. Yo.
Yo, fucking with you is one of my favorite things in the fourth quarter, yo.

Speaker 1 The fourth quarter ain't even the fourth quarter if I can't fuck with Flip.

Speaker 1 Yo,

Speaker 1 keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we love being there.
Or we need to be there. Until next time.

Speaker 1 I bid you a due farewell. Adio, Cereba Dirchi, Osta, La Vista, Arvois, so long goodbye.
Or simple head nod will suffice. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Look, some niggas break away the pain. I think a way is the gain.
And it happens so naturally, you think it's preordained. Gratefully yours rain, escape from that ball of chain.

Speaker 1 Them telephones in it for the long hall of fame. Wait,

Speaker 1 yo, remember, life is a series of moments, and moments pass. So let's make this one last as if it's all we have.
And lastly, if I'm trying to get even or find a balance,

Speaker 1 oh no, do you hear how nice that nigga was? Can't tell if I'm trying to get even or find a balance. Get it.
If you find a balance, it's even. Come on.
But I'm much closer. I'm on front.

Speaker 1 Hoes love it so sober. Yet he's here, Parks.
Let day

Speaker 1 Yo, and lastly, the baddies are insecure, the stagnant women wanna travel, and the closed-minded women want you to teach them things. Grab you a Tylenol, you might need it.

Speaker 1 What I could be though on top of the world, but desire to fall. Cause what's the point of dreaming big if you've acquired it, dog? But if lyricism is back, I help the spearhead.

Speaker 1 If we order instead, make mine a year ahead. I skip the club line and don't get turned around.
So girls come at a high volume. I don't turn them down.

Speaker 1 That was broke.

Speaker 1 That was broke. That nigga was talking like that.
That was penniless. That nigga was high volume.
That's why I keep saying that. Turn it down.

Speaker 1 Volume. They don't want you to rap now.
You ain't even do the science. Volume, turn it.
Come on, man. No pregnant homes and no mind.

Speaker 1 81 bars with Amazon.

Speaker 1 What'd you say? That's light. Come on, man.
Come on, on, man. That's like.
Shout out to Tay Rock.

Speaker 1 Don't get confused by the Bentleys and the Corvette.

Speaker 1 Alright, anybody got any interesting plans for the rest of the week? Halloween plans, Halloween plans,

Speaker 1 weekend plans, anything cool that we need to share?

Speaker 1 Nah, improper.

Speaker 1 Old nigga shit. Season two.
Improper improv.

Speaker 1 Today.

Speaker 1 And I'll be at Ice Loves Halloween, too. And that's the difference between the two.
Yo. Oh, you can't come out because you and your shorty.

Speaker 1 I have to do something. If you want to check out Girls Love Halloween, man.

Speaker 1 Do you see the trailer for the shit? The teaser? Amani, I know. I'm on it.
I don't need the team. You see the teaser? That's right.
Don't need to. I'm so.

Speaker 1 The name.

Speaker 1 I'm sitting there watching the fucking trailer on my phone.

Speaker 1 Here go

Speaker 1 my stupid ass girl. I'm like, yo,

Speaker 1 I knew that camera was coming my way. She said, yeah, I know.
I can tell by your pose sitting there trying to hide your thumb, nigga.

Speaker 1 You're sitting there trying to hide your thumb and look cool in front of the bitches, nigga. Yo, I cried laughing for 40 minutes.

Speaker 1 Yo, sometimes your girl knows you. Yeah.
Sometimes your girl knows you. Hey, I saw the camera.
I did try to hit my. I tried to hit my, I mean,

Speaker 1 God gave me everything I was hoping for, Dogalore. Trying to quit smoking more, just met a gone world.
So we still need to trust in each other.

Speaker 1 When our bond started out, we're just judging each other. Both fucking like, yeah, we just fucking each other.
But nobody getting fooled while we bluffing each other.

Speaker 1 Got one girl that's too much history with. Another that's never happy, too much misery with.
Another that'll guzzle shots till she live really sick.

Speaker 1 And another that only texts me to say giving us some dick. I swear.

Speaker 1 How could you ever say Joe? What's up? What if I tell you my problems? You think I'm showing up? I keep it quiet and soft cover to my end. My quality of life is pretty high end.
High end.

Speaker 1 Also, while we end, I wanna let y'all know Joelle in bed is scheduled to not play tonight.

Speaker 1 Wow. He didn't play the other night either.

Speaker 1 But I don't know. I'll still turn on ESPN to see if I see Ish and Mark fucking holding hands.

Speaker 1 Niggas can't go to the game? No.

Speaker 1 Not at all.

Speaker 1 Let me see you on ESPN again, nigga, talking to holding Markhead.

Speaker 1 Next year, I'm growing up. I'm growing up next year.

Speaker 1 All right. Well, Mark leaves, stay here, flip.
JBP, JBP.

Speaker 1 Where would you be without the JBP?

Speaker 1 Try to do some slick shit.

Speaker 1 I love you.