Episode 768 | "Silent Harp"

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No one is exposing

revealing

Indicting or telling you anything about themselves

Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals

Do not have your best interests at heart,

or our own. I saw it.
Turn me on in the headphones, man. I'm sorry for my tardy.
It's all good, man. We here.
It don't matter. It shit happens.
We are in the building lit baby weekend for me. Hey.
Okay. Hey, when you got a plan to lit around your baby weekend.
Call up grandpa. Yes, sir.
You ain't got to be lit this weekend. This weekend? Nah, you ain't got to be lit this weekend.
You can chill. Ain't really nothing going on this weekend.
Yeah, you know what I mean? My mom and my dad having their anniversary celebration in the morning, so I can't even hang out too late tonight anyway. That's nice.
I'm throwing a party tomorrow. What they doing with Parks' birthday.
Parks' birthday. You see, you got the birthday face.
That's why you got your hair. Yo, you aging backwards.
Oh, thank you. You look good.
You look good. Nah, Parks is killing this fucking aging growing up.
It'd be a shame to, like, die next week. Like, right as you in the middle of killing shit.
What's wrong with you, nigga? Why would you put that out and knock on something? Knock on gold. You can tell when a nigga accomplish some shit.
When a nigga accomplish, he start feeling himself and saying whatever he wants. I be thinking about that shit like, damn, I'm killing shit.
What if I just snap right now? What if I just check it out right in the middle of a state plan? This is some bullshit. And none of my friends is going to say, yo, he didn't want to go right then.
He lived a fulfilled life. No, nigga, I had more shit to do.
I needed at least another year. Sorry.
I was like, yo, look at the irony. You got to go sign your will.
You just be like. Nah, look at the irony.
All the bullshit I've been through when I wanted to go and I was ready to, I ain't going to go. I'm out of here.
I never wanted to go. Some niggas was at the point where it was like, fuck this.
No, we lived, we lived in our teens and 20s. Reckless.
The decision making was reckless enough to not value life properly.

But I ain't going to hold you.

If there's one thing I'm learning about my 40s, I want to be here.

It is.

I want to see all of them.

I want to see all of them.

Valuing every day you get on this motherfucker.

Hey, Clark Kent, if you listening, I love you, man.

Why don't you try to do that to Clark Kent, man?

I absolutely love you. You have been such an integral part of my career, of the 20-plus years that I've been here, when self-doubt was clouding my mind, man, and I would just bump into you around the sneakerhead spot or fucking Times Square Canal Street or something, and you would just remind me that I'm one of the best to ever do this shit while these labels had me down and out just a friend a sweet kind hearted man whose cultural impact cannot be measured there's a lot of talk going around about Clark Kent but if you listening or if anybody that knows Clark is listening, let them know that Joe Budden loves him from the bottom of my fucking heart and that my career and my outlook on things would not be the same without him.
I want to start there. I like that.
I want to start there. I love you.
I love you, Clark. That's my man's, my man's niggas that put time in in this thing.
Yeah. Oh, man.
Definitely beloved. Oh, man.
Oh, man. I love him.
I love you Clark. That's my mans, my mans.
Niggas that put time in this thing. Yeah.
Oh man. Definitely beloved.
Oh man, oh man. I love him, I love him.
Sending him a lot of good energy. Yes sir.
And I love y'all man. What's up? What's up man? What's up? What's popping though? What's popping though? Did you just get a delivery of something? Y'all are fueling the elitist comments about Joe Budden.
Us. Us.
Joe, I will get up and go get up. Us.
Us. Y'all are fueling, I repeat, the elitist comments on Joe Budden.
The niggas tried to attack me again this week because Ish wanted them to attack me, and I let him weaponize the airwaves. I left it in.

You niggas lied to me. Said, oh, it's funny.

I left it in.

The 9 to 5ers got on

my ass. Boy,

no, you timeout. You blame that on me.

You timeout, nigga.

You timeout. You called it.

The 9 to 5ers got on my ass.

Ish's little plan worked.

And they now kicking my back in for being elitist.

I want to say, Mel is with me.

But y'all don't say nothing to her because she got tits.

Come out, we caught.

Mel is just as bad as me.

Wait.

Ish is just as bad.

No, no, he's not.

But he's bad.

But he's bad.

I ain't going to lie on my man this early in the broadcast.

Yeah, I'm about to say today.

I ain't going to lie.

Today.

I don't gonna lie on my man this early in the broadcast I ain't gonna lie today I ain't gonna lie on to his face but he's bad too and I wanna tell y'all that been kicking my back in I felt this way poor he did too that's the bad part he ain't lying he not lying he not lying but you know's the bad part. He ain't lying.

He not lying. He not lying.
But you know what the crazy part was? It's just look away

now because I'm

moving and shaking. I was waiting for the inspector.

Right? This is a true story. I was waiting for the inspector

yesterday.

It was Wednesday.

Wednesday. I'm waiting for the inspector.

And a nigga hit me. Yo!

They ripping your ass in the spaces. So look.
Pause. I go, I go, I go.
You're on my ass. I go in the spaces.
Look, I go in the spaces. Right? You? I went in the spaces.
A non? You're one of the anons? A non. Nah.
You're one of the anons? Nah. I got a phone.
My phone don't do that. They said.
It's a whole. I'm going to let you finish, but.
You want some bullshit for that? Well, go ahead. No, for real.
They said that's only... You got to click this shit to get out the email.
I don't know. I don't know about all that.
So I'm in there. It's the girl spaces.
Some girl had it and was... Yeah.
I was in there and I wanted to come up and talk because it wasn't about the nine to five people. You wanted to come up and kick his back in some war with them i don't do that i'm just i was coming to shoot him some bell it was a conversation about being silly about women like yo joe supposedly supposedly likes the nightlife chick you know we tease him about liking the bbl girls or the nightlife girls not the quote unquote nine to five girls people looked at it like yo he don't like the nine to five workers.
I can't get my money if you're going to shit on the nine. I'm like, I didn't even see how that even happened.
Yo, take your fucking transit money then. Oh, boy.
Yo, don't. Who the fuck do y'all think y'all talking to? What's wrong with you? Hey, take your token money back.
Stop, nigga. No tokens no more.
I don't know what it is. No more tokens.
It's MetroCard. Take your MTA money back.
Let's get one little Rari and want to come in here. Yeah.
And that key fly, too. I saw that key.
I had to go to the bathroom. Nigga, I had to stop.
I had to hold my pen and watch that fucking key. Why you put it in your pocket? Why the fuck you rested there so niggas can see it, nigga? It's a pretty key.
It's a nice key. I had to go down there and do the little tutorial shit, but enough about that.
Okay, got it. Hey, yo, keep your kid's snack money, nigga.
That's lunchable. Hey, I don't want you to donate.
Don't give me the Lucky Charms money. We don't want your ravioli.
Yeah. Your lunchable money, nigga.
Chef Boyardee, head-ass, head-. Your ramen's too bad.
No, no, it's bad. Who we? Nah, I'm on y'all side, but I got to hype him.
I got to hype him to do it. He's just putting a battery in his back.
Yeah, man. Don't act like your neck hurts.
Can I make it seem like I had a beef with the... What'd she say? My neck is still...
She's trying to get a lawsuit over. Your neck don't hurt.
Mel. Yeah, she is.
You were just moving around. That is her end goal.
Yo, she definitely. That is her end goal.
She got a turtleneck on. Look.
Mel. You were just moving your head around.
Mel. Yes.
Do you need to go home? No, I'm good. You're the lady of the legend.
I'm on painkillers. Yo, you are.
What you... And I got you.
She sold a Ferrari and tried to make some money. Y'all play too much.
You got painkillers. Yes, I do.
Yo, what you talking about? I don't know. There's an X and a Z in the word.
I don't know. Mel, Mel, you don't have no painkillers.
Oh, no, I don't have it. No, I don't have any painkillers.
Oh, you're not having a Friday night. Yo, shit.

Yo, man, you a legend.

We are black painkillers.

We're just moving around.

You don't have a pain niggas be in?

Yeah, true.

Niggas be in pain.

I'm in there in my bed.

I'm joking, mom.

Don't do drugs.

I'm joking, mom.

Yeah, yeah, no, don't do drugs.

And everybody out there, don't do drugs.

Not at all.

And then you got a really, really, really good painkillers,

and you got back spasm or some shit.

Well, they call it the muscle relaxers. That's Imani shit.
He's got to get this shit on him too. He ain't sell me no.
My muscles are aching. They need to be relaxed.
Oh man. They need to be relaxed.
No I don't. That nigga closed his little combining jointed door to the hotel room.
Fuck Imani. Goodbye.
You're a niggas are fools. Yo.
Yeah. Yo, you a nutcase, yo.
Yeah. You a nutcase.
They really winning on him like that? Yeah. Yeah.
I was in the A&M. I was probably on the A&M.
They called me tone deaf and they said I forgot where I came from. Hmm.
I mean. Hmm.
You could make an argument for that, baby. Or Alzheimer's.
Or the other side. I could remember where I came from He remembered, he don't want to go back there Don't want to associate with him That's why I want to get away from him Because I remember vividly where I came from Stop, stop, stop, stop That's not funny That's not funny Hell no, I ain't apologize people Hell no I ain't apologize Stand on it nigga For how I wanna party You shitting me So Ish You jump into spaces When they Kicking your man back in Uh huh It ain't helping But you won't jump into spaces No other time Why not Cause he loves me nigga Cause I really was gonna Come in there And like Shoot some bell But the inspector nigga came and that was a whole other issue.
Because I understood what we was talking about. I understand the context of the conversation.
The conversation wasn't about people. It was about women.
It was a jokey conversation. I think you be fucking with the spaces on the low.
That's my point. I don't.
How you know they was kicking his back in spaces? Niggas start hitting me. So you don't fuck with spaces at all.
The girl, let me tell you what I have to do. Don't kill him when he's trying to defend me, nigga.
What the fuck is wrong with you? The girl who was giving the spaces, I got her blocked. I had to go find it.
Nigga had to walk me through it. Nigga blocked Joneigh.
I got her blocked, too. Yeah, like a nigga had to walk.
Why does that Joneigh blocked? I need to block her, too. Why? Huh? Why? I'm not going to block you, Joneigh.
Listen, but I had to go. I ain't blocking you.
Nigga had to walk me through it to even get to the thing. Because I had the girl block.
I couldn't even. You know what I'm saying? I'm down with it.
I don't be. Yo, Ice.
If I be in the spaces, I say I be in the spaces. I don't be in that shit.
All right. Carry on.
Listen, I love a good little disagreement in the spaces. If I didn't go too crazy, then I'm totally okay with niggas calling me to the carpet that's part of this gig

is saying something that's going to rile the people up but don't try to make it seem like i forgot where i came from i just had a little bout this morning that we'll talk about maybe on the patreon episode so i forget where i came from it was very dark where i came from and even And then, again, I did not want to party with you niggas, man. I didn't.

You bitches be looking musty in the club. Y'all got the sweat spots under your blouse.
You bitches be looking like this. You sweat so bad, that shit is on your blazer, ma.
Come on, go check that shit. And you bitches got a blazer on.
They fly. The blazers be fly.
I love the blazers. I love the blazers too.
Well, I'm married, but I love the blazers too. Y'all just look like it took so much preparation to come out tonight.
Had to make a meal for your kids to eat while you was gone. Called the nanny, dropped something off to your baby daddy.
Made a run for work. That's even better.
Oh my lord.. She ain't got time to waste.
So that means she just want to let loose tonight.

Stop frying now, Joe.

That means she want to let loose this evening.

I don't know what you talking about.

Get that blazer off, girl.

She on a time crunch.

We got to get it in.

Yes.

I'm cool.

That collar be nice and sharp over that blazer.

I'm cool.

I'm in love and faithful.

And y'all are, too.

Yeah, of course.

To my old shit.

They remember now.

That got him. Got him.
Got him. I love a blazer.
Got him. No, you the blazer king.
Shout out to the blazer wearers. That's my thing about you and Imani.
Y'all niggas, when the working bitches is out, y'all are fucking Doris Chestnut. Y'all are Boris.
Y'all niggas, when y'all, that was my point. The nine-to-five audience made it weird I'm trying to crack on Ish for being the king of the working-class women.
Fucking mind y'all business. Bitches ass niggas, man.
I can't even crack on my man no more. And he snitched on me on the air.
I tried to delete it. You did.
You did. I deleted it.
He tried to leave it alone. They said, nah, it's cool.
I did that. I did that.
They said, nah, it's cool. That's funny.
Hold on, hold on. You said they.
We all said it. I don't care.
Hold on, hold on. Hold on.
This is for shits and giggles. Yeah.
I don't give a fuck. That part.
Let me leave that there. I told them niggas, cancel Patreon.
I told them, hey, now that we're talking about it, there's a gang of y'all that need to get the fuck out of here anyway. Who the fuck they think they talking to? Anyway, now I'm dedicating the episode to 9 to 5ers.
Imani shit. Imani.
You're a psychopath. No.
Cause they trying to make it seem like I don't appreciate 9 to 5ers. Then they won't tell me it's mad 9 to 5ers that make more than me.
Who cares? That wasn't the point. Coming fresh off the PJ and laying to your new

Rory, shitting on the nine-to-fivers,

dedicating to the nine-to-fivers.

That was nasty, son. It's crazy.

I'll go get to that.

You ain't getting crazy, son.

Just let him talk.

You ain't getting crazy, son.

I don't give a fuck.

Oh, man.

Straight off the PJ, too. He sat in the front of the PJ.
I saw that shit. Idiot, yo.
He wasn't in the back. He brought a shotgun.
Yeah, he taking eight glasses. He was on the PJ? Yeah, he was on the PJ.
Yeah, he was on the PJ. Bitch-ass nigga.
Him and Ian. He sat right in the front like this.
Nigga, big chair. Like, who the fuck you thought you was, nigga? I had to zoom in, too.
Like, all right, let me see what the fuck is going on. I zoomed in.
Yeah. Don't take it out, Liva.
I'm going to take you for that little shotgun shot. That's all good.
Yeah. Shotgun in the...
When you landed today? Don't whisper to K.O. I'm not going to beat the allegations like this.
Where the fuck you was at? Work. Where did you work at? I've been asking you this on Spaces.
I went to work. I was at work.
I went to handle some business. In what state? So I had to hop the quick PJ real quick.
The state don't matter. It kind of does.
I had to handle some business. How? Because you want to know how much a jet costs? Yes.
Pocket watching ass nigga? Yes. When you going to start your podcast? Shut the fuck up.
When you going to start your podcast? The greatest rollout in history. You shut the fuck up.
You've been promoing for about three months. You done made the name, canceled the name, canceled the friend, beat for the friend.
Look at this, deflecting.

Did a photo shoot. Deflecting.
Did a spaces

with your name. And I got another spaces

coming up. Shout out to E.

He's going to be hosting it. Can we get half

an episode of podcast

with all this promo, nigga?

They're releasing

the single. I'm lining them up.
They're in the

tuck right now. Thank you.

Did you start filming yet? Yes, I did. You can't start the pod and have just like one episode.
I got five. No, she filmed.
She called all them gay boys to record her shaking her hips and oiling her legs up. Like the same shit.
You know what I mean? That was a photo shoot for promo material. I know for a part we haven't seen yet.
So you refilmed, right? Like you had to film over. I had to trash a couple of episodes.
And trash some bitches. Well, they started it.
You had to block some bitches and then start over. They fucking started it.
I just start over before you start. Hey, listen, okay? I'm saying you don't need to.
Sometimes, sometimes you have to. Robbie and Jack.
You have to pivot. Buddy, talk that shit, man.
Fuck y'all niggas. Shout out to the pivot, Ryan Clark.
All I'm saying, and Clark All I'm saying You don't need to know the state I was handling some business And Again We worked the next day I'm never gonna miss work So I mean you're dedicated I mean But that didn't mean So I'm gonna call the jet To make it back To y'all Instead of doing that shit That y'all do Yeah yo The flight was delayed I'll be back at 7pm on recording day never did it yo yo something happened something happened with that flight I booked one hour before the Friday pod I'll be there at around 5.30 it's like the funny thing is that you're making it seem like you took a jet back here but you also took a jet to where you were going no I didn't you didn't you took a regular flight I ain't that elitist alright let me make sure I'm not that elitist cause I asked you where you was going but you also took a jet to where you were going. No, I didn't.
You didn't? You took a regular flight? No, I didn't. I ain't that elitist.
Alright. Let me make sure, nigga, alright, because I asked you where you was going.
You ain't telling me. I took a regular flight wherever I was going.
Okay. Something that's been happening has been making my profile rise.
So way more people are speaking to me than normal. Got it.
Way more people are just in my space than normal. It's a hassle.
I still ain't got my TSA pre-check like a bum. Got you.
Okay. Yeah.
If it's doable, I'll fucking commercial with Deere. Jet it back.
Jet it back. How did the business venture go? Hopefully.
It's a write-off. They're changing the tax.
I don't know. You know more than me.
It's a write-off. You know more than me.
You know more than me. And that's why you're my brother.
So I can learn. I don't want to clunk this nigga with this cup so bad.
So I can Use your knowledge on me Use your knowledge Yeah Yeah That was crazy That was crazy That was crazy to learn from your mix Use your knowledge on me Use your knowledge on me It's a little Yeah That's salacious That's bad I think everybody Did grow up Never. Come on.
Nigga, have some fun, man. We're going to have a good time today.
I ain't looked at the board. I don't even care.
I don't even care. It was a good business meeting.
Huh? I said that it was a good business meeting. Yeah.
How did it go? Parks do the subtle pocket watch. I do.
Parks do it on a sneak tip. Yeah.
He tried to use his good graces with me to sneak in. Hey, so it was good, nigga.
No, get the fuck out of here. Can't compliment you on your day.
That's all right. I mean, we'll see if it was good.
I don't know. Oh, okay.
I don't know if it was good. That's what's up.
Fourth quarter, fourth quarter, and we just here. We just here, man.
I don't want to be an elitist. This episode is dedicated to the nine to fives.
To the nine to fives. Would you like to play Dolly Parton? Huh?

That's my,

hold up.

That's my man, right?

He knows me so well.

My wife said to me,

she goes, hypothetically,

she likes to do those.

She goes, hypothetically, if we had an intruder

in our home,

would you be able to protect our family? And I'm goes, hypothetically, if we had an intruder in her home, would you be able to protect our family?

And I'm like, hypothetically, yes.

I can do anything hypothetically.

She's like, Gary, it's very important for me

to feel secure that you'd be able to protect us.

What makes you think you could do it?

And I'm like, I would have an adrenaline rush

under that circumstance,

and that would help me defeat the intruder.

She's like, that makes me feel much better.

Well, what I didn't tell her is

Thank you. what makes you think you could do it?" And I'm like, I would have an adrenaline rush under that circumstance, and that would help me defeat the intruder.
And she's like, that makes me feel much better.

Well, what I didn't tell her is

that the intruder would also have an adrenaline rush.

And his would be way better than mine.

He'd kill us in seconds.

Plus, I know my body.

In that situation, it would not even pump adrenaline. It would pump estrogen.
Breaking rhythm? I need to get stronger. Ahum, ahum.
Yes, sir! Wake it up out there! Hold up, man. Everybody with a 9 to 5 make some noise.
Hold up. I got a 9 to 5, y'all.
What see. What the fuck is you talking about? All right, so we don't even know what nine to five is.
What the fuck is he talking about? Is my watch wrong? What is he talking about? What are you talking about? Yo, stop, yo. Oh, oh, oh.
Stop, stop, stop. I hope you got a nine to five.
My bad. Salute.
Yo, everybody out there with a nine to five, put a light in the air right now while you're listening, man, before we even get started. Fuck they talking about.
This is for the teachers out there, the waitresses, the doormen, the postal workers, the truck drivers, the doctors, the lawyers out there, people teaching our young kids of America, the construction workers out there. Come on, the contractors out there.
Fuck is they talking about? The people that work at motherfucking 595 Newark Avenue in Jersey City over there, and all of the government little city hall buildings, they gotta collect the child support and all that. Shout out to the bitches that work at the front desk at the dental offices.
What are they talking about? Me? You think I'm against them? Who are they talking to? Amazon. Y'all think I'm against the girls at the front desk at the dental? At the dentist? Never.
Hold on. Not, nigga.
They're the nicest. Shout out to every girl out there in scrubs right now.
Hold up, man. The RN, the LPN, the nerds.
Come on, man. We love y'all.
We love y'all. Shout out to the nannies out there.
Come on, man. What are we doing? Who else? Who else is out there? The drivers, Amazon.
The Uber niggas, the Lyft niggas, the taxi niggas, the bus drivers, the train conductors. Kitchen people.
Oh, the people in the kitchen. Shout out to the COs, the POs, all of y'all in the jails.
Uh-huh. Around the murderers.
Shout out to the murderers. Shout out to the murderers.
Nine to five verse. Yeah.
Fuck are they talking about? Huh? Nine to five. Shout out to every nigga at the temp agency right now.
Huh? Me? Y'all think me? I forgot where I came from seven in the morning headed down to fucking Journal, not Journal Square, fucking down there, down there, down there with downtown. Downtown where the temp agencies be.
I forgot the name of the shit. I done moved.
It's fucking been a while.

Grove Street.

Oh, man.

Grove Street.

Temp agency.

Seven in the morning.

Unemployed.

Cold in my eye.

Filling out the paper on the side.

Getting declined.

Get out, nigga.

Getting declined.

Hey, this temp job ain't for you.

Hey, shout out to the niggas of the fucking Christmas time gig coming up The Christmas gigs Is coming up Santa Claus Everybody working in the mall Shout out to Santa Claus Shout out to you niggas dressed up as mascots out there. Everybody getting it.
We all

gotta do what we gotta do to put

food on the table, god damn it. What's up, Mr.

Army Bell? You know what I mean? Oh, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah. Thanksgiving Day Parade, too.

Yeah, shout out to y'all. I'm putting that together.

Shout out to y'all niggas enrolling in the military

right now, getting all the free perks

and the benefits, getting married at 16

17. Have a hold, y'all, B.

Come on, man. Me a hold job, B.
Come on, man.

Me?

Me?

Nigga.

What the fuck is they talking about, man?

Shout out to the niggas you got a call when the HVAC ain't working in the crib.

Shout out to the plumbers out there all across the world. I need y'all niggas.
I be without hot water a lot. The locksmiths.
The locksmiths. Yeah, the locksmiths.
I be locked out too. Sanitation workers.
Shout out to y'all. We shouted them out.
Shout out to the sanitation workers out there. Ayy.
Fast food workers too.

Yeah.

Everybody handling our food.

We love you.

We love you.

We need you.

We will never say a bad thing about y'all.

Go ahead and get to work, goddammit.

We here.

I mean, it's got a nine to five.

Ayy. I got a job.

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I got a job do I got what to do I got what to do I got what to do

Where I'm wrong Yeah! Yeah! Put your water on hot and don't throw at the same time you make it come out warm, nigga. You got $2 on the side.
We see you. Don't keep it on hot.
You're making burn. The project is on the side.
We got about 13 days till the first is right back around. The first don't stop coming.
Shout out to the leaguers out there that don't got the rip right now. But we making it work.
Shout out to Nysha! Hey! Hey, shout out to anybody out there that had to add their bum ass kids to their car insurance. Shit went from 300 to 900 on them.
We out here. Fuck you ain't talking about.
Fuck out here. We still gotta live.
We still gotta live. We love y'all.
Oh, we love y'all. Shout out to the bum ass up in the morning on them, on them lives outside by the church.
We see y'all, too. Hey! We see y'all.
You know what I mean? That niggas eat it early. Your wife don't want to get up and make them bum-ass eggs with them dusty-ass kids, but she got to, goddammit, because we staying alive, baby.
Yeah! Whoa! Shout out to me,as still using white eggs too

We like, ah, we get it

Brad might be a little bit too much

Stick with the white

Wanted to bread

We love y'all too

Shout out to all y'all

As per my previous email niggas

Hold up

Hold up

Shout out to everybody at work

Rattin' on them niggas

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Fuck is they talking? We're not playing with these niggas, man. At all, nigga.
We ain't playing with these niggas, hell yeah. Shout out to niggas that go in the fridge to eat.
Your co-workers love you too. We love y'all niggas too.
We love y'all. We love y'all.
Don't you ever think we again. Hold on, Dolly.
Let's go. Yeah.
Let's go, Joe. I love you, Dolly.
Let's go, man. Anybody had a job out there before? Turn me up for the air phone.
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For sure. That was an intro.
That was one of them. It's an early drop.
I feel it. It's an early drop.
I feel it. I feel it.
I feel the early drop. I feel it, boy.
Midnight? Midnight. Oh, shit.
Yo, Mel is crazy What a man of us

We must be right I Will lose this battle quick what they're trying to do is lose the battle, don't bark up that trick. Holy shit.
All right. Oh, man.
All right. All right.
Oh, man, that was great. Holy shit.
That was great. Yo, I'm crying.
Sweating. He said, well, this is a box.
The Benjamin joke. Yo, you seen her heading out to Dallas.
I thought your neck was broke. She was like this.
It is. I was holding on to this.
Thriller. Yeah.
She did the Thriller dance. Yo, she did the Thr, doom.
Idiot, son. Yo, she act like triumph came on.
Yo, shit. Fucking reservoir dogs.
She was. God damn, man.
It was just Dolly Parton. I love Dolly.
I know. Clearly, clearly.
What episode is this? 768. Welcome to episode 768 of the Joe Button Podcast, brought to you by, powered by, fueled by, prize picks.

I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host Joe Button here with a few very amazing people to my right.

You know the vibes, man.

Who de who?

You know the vibes, man.

Who de who, huh?

Hot and bother.

Spaces with Imani.

Damn, I'd have never guessed that guess.

We are cooking.

We are fucking cooking right now. Spaces for the now.
Melissa Ford is in the fucking building. Thank you.
Thank you very much. 70 degrees.
Niggas here don't check the weather though. I did.
It said like 65. We got a heat wave.
We got a heat wave. Next five days, 70 plus.
Next five days, Monday, it's like 77.

Yeah, man.

Ooh, and I drop my baby off Sunday night.

Gotta kick him in his

back. Gotta

throw him to his mama. Here you go.

Stop.

Slow down. Slow down.
When the good weather

land, when you free, you gotta go show

your ass. Gotta go show your ass.

T'Mel's right. Come on, man.

Come on, man. You've

seen him around. You know the vibe.

Queens flip. Queens is finest

in the building. I'm here.
I'm here. I'm here.

How you feeling, man? I'm feeling good.

Good. Good.
Good.

Big Iss is here. Jersey's finest.

Y'all know the vibe. King Wawa.

He's in the building. Freeze is here.

The freeziest. Elmira's finest.
Big Parks is here here poe is here cory is here i'm telling you i'm telling you about them up there now amani is here uh erickson is here and last but not least each and every one of you guys are here all right let them neighbors keep banging up there i don't know if they're here than the broadcast, but I'd get my life for the broadcast now. I had to go up there and write a little note.
I do have some experience in this. Y'all were laughing at me and now you see.
Mel, you a Karen and you need to stop. You need to get better.
Do you want my Karen-ism that you keep saying I have to go deal with that bitch upstairs? Because I will. I'm a cooler Karen.
Call Verne. I'm a cooler Karen than you, though.
You're a cooler Karen? How? He's a Ken. You got to pick your spots.
Like, when I go talk to the building, they're like, all right, man, you don't even be wilding. You don't even be wilding.
You don't ever say nothing. Same.
I have never launched a complaint against anybody inside my building. You used the word launched.
Yeah, bro. That's funny.
You're lying. And you told us you've been to the building, people, at least three or four times.
About them. Don't launch.
Not with Mel in this. You're prepared for an investigation.
You called me launched. You got to fight Karen with Karen.
I agree with that. I'm ready.
Now when one Karen's shoulder and neck is bad. That's even better.
You know what? That's the reason why. Yeah.
I complained. Exactly.
Blaming it all on them. And I got the receipts.
Press your little life alert. You're talking about receipts.
Go ahead and press your little button. From all my doctor's visits.
No, but when you don't complain a lot, your complaint starts to be taken more seriously. You're the boy that cries wolf.
Then niggas be looking at you like, oh boy, here they come. Yeah, no, they know the vibe with me up there.
Come on, let's get right to it, man. 30 minutes in.
So the BET Hip Hop Awards filmed at Drea's. Drea's.
Drea's. Drea's.
Drea's. Drea's.
In Vegas. Somewhere they shouldn't have shot.
Fucking nightclub. Yeah.
Somewhere they shouldn't have shot. At a nightclub in Vegas, nobody knew that the BET Hip Hop Awards was even airing.

I had no idea.

Zero problem.

I only knew because J-Juan kept coming in here saying he did the freestyle, which means

that this is probably a week, two weeks away.

But I got home, that was after we taped, I want to say.

Yeah, it was.

It was that night.

And I cut it on and quickly cut it off.

So I don't have much to say.

Yeah, sports been too lit.

Sports been way too lit.

Shout out to the Yankees for losing that incredible game last night.

Boy, have we been spoiled with Mariano Rivera as a closer for 20 plus years.

Boy, have we been spoiled.

I ain't going to kill that Weaver dude because he did his best.

He ain't been doing the worst.

But God damn, that was a great game that we lost.

But the Hip Hop Awards, I cut it on and them niggas was in a club. Yeah.
Well, I cut it on, right? It was towards the end of the show and you know, usually with these shows, as soon as they go off, they replay it again. Right.
So I'm like, you know what, I want to watch this whole shit because pot. It came, it didn't come right back on.
Why would it? They put that impact show on. Smart.
When the garbage man pass your house and you miss it, he don't circle back. You just got to catch him on a Thursday now when the next time he comes.
So it came back on at 11, though. So I sat and watched the whole shit.
And the first thing I'm noticing, I'm like, all right. Usually they'll say with performances by or appearances by, that list was short.
You know, usually they run down a whole list. It was quick.
I'm like, damn, that's it? All right, cool. It's in a club.
Very first thought, oh, this shit look cheap. Initially, and I'm not, you know, cheaper than normal.
Way cheaper than normal. Yeah, because normally it's in Atlanta.
Normally it's in Atlanta. And it's at some type of a theater, something where there's even a crowd.
While, because they announced Fat Joe as the host, he comes out, he does his verse to make it rain. He's rapping.
Usually they're showing the celebs in a crowd. Ain't kickhand outside of the cast from impact Atlanta I saw E40 and Too Short and that was about it in the crowd wow or in the club excuse me it's bottle service it's a club so I'm like, what the fuck is this? This is bad off the rip.

First performance.

Did that hookah?

Word.

They might as well.

They should have had hookah in there.

This was a bad look on television.

Halfway through the show, I was like, damn, I want to come in and just apologize to hip-hop for this.

Like, hip-hop didn't deserve that.

This is how bad this show was. Normally, y'all know we always try to give some type of grace.
You know, oh, you know, we might know the producer. You know, I don't care who.
This should have never aired. I didn't check the credits, but I don't know if this was a Jesse Collins production.
I don't think so. This shit look like a Tyler Perry production.
I'm going to give a little bit of grace just because of J-Wan and some of the other new acts where this is still an important thing. Still a shine of the light on them.
Even that, no cyphers. They had a Nissan car with a mic hooked up in the car.
And the tagline written in the back to let you know that Nissan is paying for all of these kids that can't rap. Sam's J-Wan.
J-WJ-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J- it was the same color and J1 J1 did his best to do what he what he needed to do but this is not a cipher bro they didn't even show the whole like he rapped a couple bars and it went to commercial you didn't even get the full verse that used to be well later I got some insight as to why DJ Premier no longer does the ciphers either I was like well yeah that makes some sense that makes some sense niggas ain't trying to. I can't tell y'all.
But this just was bad. Everything about it was bad.
I commend Travis Scott for showing up to the event. That's why they gave him the award.
I commend Travis Scott for showing up to the event. And that's what I have for you in terms of this.
Y'all should cancel this. Who are some of the performers? I hate the fat.
All right, performers. Fat Joe, like I said, he performed when he was introduced as the host.
Boss Man D'Lo did two full songs. Full.
Juicy J and 2 Chainz. 310 Baby apparently has a viral TikTok song that people knew.
Trina, who brought out Carisha with her. Soulja Boy and Roscoe Dash.
E40. And then Big Boogie, who brought out Glorilla, who was a feature on one of his records.
She didn't even do none of her songs. Even the, I promise you, even the performances.
Go ahead, Cook, please. I hate the fact that our people, you know, BET's supposed to be something for our people, black people, and we can't even maintain proper production.
I hate that. We watch all these other shows and Grammys and all this other shit, and it's like, when you think about it or you hear stories, are y'all niggas pocketing the money or do y'all even have the budget to do these things? This don't look like there was no money to pocket.
It's an embarrassment.

Ain't no budget.

Pack it up.

Now, I held back

from going in on BET

because some of the people

that work over there,

but enough is enough.

Enough is enough.

Invest the money

into proper things.

So, like, it's just

the rollouts used to be different.

Everything was different

about the hip hop awards.

Don't invest shit.

Cancel it.

No. It's over? At invest shit.
Cancel it.

It's over?

At this point? Cancel it. Because the award shows, and that's why we talk about what the artists are doing now in terms of the DSP fights.
Got it. In terms of we releasing on YouTube, we not really fucking with the DSPs right now.
It's the artists saying today, enough using me. Enough of using me.
The award shows are using the acts to be able to go and promote to their advertisers and bring back whatever money they can. So while they should cancel it because they're not representing us properly any longer, they won't because they're making whatever money and they're cutting all overhead and hey you rap in the car hey you host for peanuts and fucking chicken tenders y'all performed for nothing it's like enough enough now it's true the performers and i don't mean just boss mandilo the performers all of them were doing multiple songs fat joe is up there just talking no disrespect to him but usually the host you know they come out and say a little bit you know might do a little monologue couple jokes he's just talking because we're buying time there were no presenters really they handed out one award and that was tiana and tyla walked out to announce travis scott has won the i am hip-hop award and i'll save you all my commentary that was Tiana and Tyler walked out to announce Travis Scott has won the I Am Hip Hop Award.
And I'll save y'all my commentary on that. That was the only, everything else, like Fat Joe.
Yes, Tiana. Fat Joe is announcing, like, hey, we just want to shout out, Kendrick Lamar has won eight awards tonight.
And he's holding one in his hand. They actually, no.
No. No presenting.
That's an insult, bro. This entire show was bad.
I'm telling you. Like, bad, bad.
At this point, absorb it into the regular BET Awards. Give it back.
You don't even need to do separate awards if this is what we get. Well, that's the thing.
We're never going to absorb it into the real BET Awards because y'all take y'all little loss leader asses over there. We're not combining y'all with where the real money is made.
We don't even want y'all

to have an argument as to nothing

that has to do with our real bottom

line, which is the BET awards.

The BET

hip hop awards

is just to service a niche little group

over here and keep some type of cultural

relevance to what's going on.

At this point it's over. There was some hot hip-hop awards before.
There were classic moments. There were classic moments.
That was before. But you need the participation from the artists to do that.
Well, A&B, T, remember, was looking to sell, then they didn't sell, was looking to sell. When people are looking to sell, they're looking to cut costs.
Cost, yes. Or somebody new was coming in to cut the costs.
Why the fuck are we spending X amount of dollars over here? But it's like, yo, dawg, that one year after the 50-year anniversary of hip-hop was disgraceful. It was inexcusable.
I saw nothing but complaints when I was looking around, and nobody knew that this shit was coming on. At this point, you're doing a disservice to the people that you're asking to be a part of something that they're really passionate about and it's saddening.
And it's saddening. I had to cut it off.
I cut it off. I was supposed to cut it off but I'm like, maybe I got a job to do.
I can't. And I have a job to do.
So I said, I gotta watch this shit. I love this shit too much to watch it be made a mockery of.
As much as I love hip hop, this shit really hurt. I was sitting there telling my girl, I'm like, man, this is bad.
This hurts, yo. What was the response on social media? We told you.
Most people say I didn't even know what was happening. That's what I saw.
I didn't know what was happening until Jaywon said, and I'm like, damn, it usually is a Tuesday, right around the 12th. I'm like, yeah, it probably is tonight.
Jeez. Yeah, I don't have nothing to say about it because it was just ass.
Zero, several. It's terrible.
Whoever threw this event, y'all shouldn't do that again. I don't have a silver lining.
Y'all shouldn't do that again at all. I get it.
You might be making too much coin to turn your back on it, but take a break. Do like, what's the Roc Nation Festival that went away? The Roc Nation brunch? No, not the brunch.
Made in America? Made in America, yeah. Made in America, we still don't know why, but every year they make an announcement to say, eh, not now.
I take that to mean bad time. Bad time for business and what we're trying to do and how we're trying to.
So instead of putting out a subpar project or a subpar product, I mean, we'll just chill. There was no part of this show where I'm like, okay, they bodied that.
Or they got that. Or they did this.
Even they did a, I want to call it a tribute to Rich Homie Kwon. They had Type Away playing with nobody on the stage.
That's nasty. So they just played the song? Rest in B's Rich Homie Kwon.
It's a fucking mess. What the fuck? It's a mess.
It's a mess. Yo, hey, ain't a deep, deep dive here, man.
Y'all should stop that shit. Yeah, please.
Then, it was bad, and y'all should stop it. I ain't even about to rack my brain with trying to unpack how bad everything about the BET Hip Hop Awards was.
It was bad. Got it.
That's a shame. Like, for a casual fan.
Fuck niggas that love it. For a casual fan, you watching this and like, huh? I was literally sitting there like, wait.
I thought it was a spoof. I think the Hollywood Unlocked Awards look better than this.
I'm like, this is a joke. This is disrespectful to anybody who really, really loves hip hop.
The Guerrero. What's that? The Guero, what's the fuck? The Griero.
The Griero Awards look better than this. The iHeart Awards look better.
The Children's Choice Awards, nigga. Yeah, the Nickelodeon Awards look better than this.
Well, they got money. They got a lot of money, Nickelodeon.
My full camera, man. Yeah, you heard what she said? She's disgusting.
Nasty. Pack it up.
Look, she's trying to get that Nickelodeon awards check Can you see my one there? She wouldn't let us know like she did the Caribbean awards She'd just pop up Melissa Ford Hey guys I hope they throw that green shit on you man I know They come in here talking about Caribbean Got it Got it girl The way she pulled that off She's everything She's woman. I watched the episodes before that

and you were like transitioning

into your black Caribbean side.

I noticed you were dancing a little bit.

I'm like, just to prepare for the Caribbean.

You know that I have always said that I am part Caribbean?

Yes, baby.

Forever and ever and ever.

Yes, you're right.

Yes, okay.

But you ain't tell none of us

you was hosting.

I missed that in 20 years.

Oh, okay.

25 years.

I have not heard a word of

Chanel's Caribbean. I heard Canadian.
I heard Titan ass. I am.
in 20 years. Oh, okay.
25 years. I have not heard a word of...
Oh, shit, that was Caribbean. I heard Canadian.
I heard tight in the ass. I am.
Yes. Whoa.
What? Tight ass. No, tight in the ass.
Yeah, well, yeah. It's alright.
But Canadian, yes. Caribbean, yes.
I never heard she's Caribbean. I never heard that.
Yeah, I'm Bayesian. I'm off Bayesian.
Speak some shit. Speak some shit.
What do you mean to speak? You know they speak English in Barbados. Who's they? Bajans.
But that's you. They just have an accent.
Yes, they have an accent. So why is it not we? Why is it not we? Oh, God.
No, you did not get me. And you travel a lot.
I don't live in Barbados. I never have.
You travel a lot. I'm Caribbean, so it should be we okay we

yes we

you travel a lot

and you have not

been back to Barbados

okay

call me out

on some shit

that's triggering

fuck

okay okay

I don't

okay sorry

Karen

she pulled out

her victim words

we're moving on

it's triggering

being Caribbean

a string

alright moving right along

BT hip hop awards

please don't do

that shit again

J1

absolutely love it

but get out

that ultima bro

don't do that shit again

Thank you. ring.
Yeah, strike one. Being Caribbean a string.
All right, moving right along. BT Hip Hop Awards, please don't do that shit again.
J-Wan absolutely loved it. Salute, bro.
Don't do that shit again. You're going to hurt your brand.
Actually, I'm done talking to BT Hip Hop Awards. J-Wan and other artists like J-Wan, don't hurt yourself going to do that shit.
It ain't important no more. Don't even waste your money booking the Vegas flight to get out there and do all of that hootenanny.
I don't think he could have known, though, that the production value was going to be so low. He didn't know.
Hindsight is 20-20. So we're speaking from this point on.
This was my first time seeing that award show in a nightclub. Yeah.
So if that's what we're doing now, value yourself enough to present yourself. Especially this is the introduction for a lot of these people.
BET Hip Hop Awards is for people that are typically in the introductory phase. You don't need that introduction.
First impressions last a long way. We don't need it from them.
We don't. And they're tricking us with that BET, the B part.
It's really wet. It's really wet.
It's not bad. Wet as far as the drug? No, wet as far as white entertainment TV.
Shout out to the dust heads out there. I thought I was in a bag today.
I'm sorry. White entertainment television.
I ain't never going to shit on dust heads, man. I know my fault.
Dust heads will come in your house and build a computer. They will, nigga.
They're coming to the the attic without a ladder. With the junk drawer shit.
Yeah, hey, dust head will pop the hood of your trunk and get that engine right. Fuck it you talking about.
And shout out to the 95 dust heads out there. The functional dust heads.
Shout out to the functional and shout out to functional coke heads. Oh, yeah.
That's a bunch of y'all. See how twisted America is.
Y'all twist your home at the functional dust heads. But recognize That's the functional co heads.
Oh, yeah. That's a bunch of y'all.
It's a bunch of y'all. See how twisted America is.
Y'all twist your house. Hands cap.
And the functional dust heads. But recognize the functional coke heads.
I don't know about no functional dust heads. I know the functional coke heads and the functional heroin addicts that literally work nine to five jobs.
I don't know about no dust heads. And then management.
Word. Upper management positions.
Y'all niggas that bring out the silver plate for the line. I mean, shout out to my niggas that bring out the little special setup they got.
Get to snorting some shit. But don't do that.
Don't do drugs. Don't do drugs.
They don't do drugs. We are 100% not condoning that and my parents are listening.
What else? What else is important or unimportant? Let's stay in music. Let's stay in music.
We're talking about coming off of BET Awards and stuff. We got Grammy Awards.
Tommy Richman. Your man.
Your cousin. Y'all man.
That's y'all's man. He's at y'all cookout.
Whose? Y'all's. I disagree with so many of the white people that they said are allowed to the cookout.
I disagree with all of them. I agree with some of the black people that they let to the cookout.
But that's a story for another time. But, yeah, so Tommy Richmond is submitting for rap song of the year.

All the categories.

Yeah, all the rap.

Wait, so he's submitting.

He wasn't, there's no nomination.

Well, the nominations aren't out there.

Okay.

But you have to do a submission before they submit it.

Yeah.

Tommy Richmond, who just a few weeks earlier said, I am not a hip-hop act. Yep.
At this point... I'm confused, honestly.
You either fucking with people or you on bullshit. Or you just really don't know any better and maybe you're being handled poorly.
So to your point from a couple weeks ago,

Tommy Richmond would have done himself a service

by shutting the fuck up.

Absolutely.

Yeah.

That being said, I wouldn't have liked, even if he never said none of that hip-hop shit,

that song being nominated in rap categories

would be weird to me still. I agree.

It's not a rap song. It would be, but I wouldn't

mind the submission because now I'm going to do

what I can do. The melodic rap song, I'm with, because there is a separate category from melodic rap.
I'm not bad at that. Even though I still don't know if it's that.
But general rap category? It's not that. But we wouldn't have kicked this back in so much if he would have just shut up and submitted to Paul.
My handler's going to put a... In that case, you're trying to win wherever you can win.
Because you've been running your mouth on said issue, now we look at it like, well, nigga, why you don't go submit to whoever you're trying to be? I understand that that may be a more difficult win. So you strut your ass over here and then turn your face up at us.
And that's where people are like, all right, dawg. And again, I haven't heard but so much of his music.
I don't know if he fire enough to behave this way. I don't love this, whatever the name is, hit is enough for him to behave that way.
I love the beat. I recognize it has the chopped and screwed elements.
I do recognize the elements of hip-hop that it has. Sure.
Now, let me just ask. His performance ain't rapping, though.
It ain't at all. It's his song and that's how it should go.
Not at all. Even when the tweet came out, you know, like I said, I told y'all why I could understand what maybe what he meant by the tweet.
Is it possible that, because the artists themselves

don't do that submission shit.

That'd be your label,

that'd be your team,

that'd be some of that.

So they could be sitting there saying,

hey, look, our song performed and did this.

We are submitting this over here

where we might have a better chance at a win.

This really ain't got shit to do with you at this point.

It's like playing the dollar to win the lottery.

I understand.

Yeah, nobody's mad at them.

I'm not going to necessarily hold that again. If he's saying I'm not hip-hop, hold on.
If he's saying I'm not hip-hop, but my label is going to say, well, nigga, shut your ass up. We submitting you for rap, regardless.
I'm not going to hold that against him. Got to.
That's all I'm saying. I have to hold it against him.
Because it's your job. but as casual consumers the label is not planning around the people that alright nobody knows shit.
We just moving on the court for our best interest. It's his job to be lock and step with the people that he's in business with.
True. Okay.
So somebody should have had the conversation with him weeks earlier. Hey this how we're submitting if you are i go they might not but you don't know so i make my stupid ass statement what makes it nastier to me is that maybe he did know that's why he tweeted that shit yeah that's a good that makes sense that's a good point that makes sense let me get ahead of this once it's submitted that like, oh, he's taking a stand.
He was taking a stand against something. Yeah.
That's a good point. All right, so he might not know any better because you don't want to mosey on down there to the Taylor Swift land and to Billie Eilish land.
Like, I don't know, Tom. And to some of these folks that don't know no better, the term hip hop has a certain connotation to it that they don't want to be a part of.
We just saw a report come out where the Miami Dolphins did not hire Mike Tomlin because they said he was too hip-hop. They had the opportunity to hire Mike Tomlin back in 07 and said we did not hire him because he was too hip-hop.
That's funny because I think Homeboy, their coach, is mad. They publicly said that? No, I don't think so.
I've never heard that. Well, how do we know that that was said? This just came out.
Because if that's true, that's basically saying he's too black. Yes.
Yes. Very much so.
Which is what we say. And why would they say that he was too hip-hop? Because they can't say he's too black.
How is that a fucking identifier, though? That's crazy. I hope that's false.
No. Okay.
Because in my opinion, every 22 year old black boy that you now are going to get and that you now are drafting, they all too hip hop too. So the dudes is good enough to be hip hop to play for you, but not good enough to be in a managerial role.
That speaks to the organization. You get what I'm saying? Like the kids that you drafted, they not too hip hop to be running back punts on your team or to be catching fucking touchdowns for your team, putting revenue in y'all pockets.
But the black man that's going to be coaching these kids would be quote unquote too hip hop. That's disgusting.
I hope that's fake. I hope that's fake.
What if he was doing it in reverse? Meaning like, you know how Macklemore shit won? What if he's saying that, you know, you putting, I'm a white guy, you're putting my song there, just in case it wins. I don't want anybody to think that I may have felt it deserved to win compared to the other songs.
Say that when you get up there. You know what I'm saying? So what if, and getting in front of it, that was his intent.
You know, because he probably felt like it's not hip-hop, but some of these songs, I don't know, I don't want to base it off of the skin, but a lot of these songs that don't deserve the win end up winning. So what if he just doesn't want to offend the culture? I don't know.
Yeah, you took it to my next thought. I understand the submitting.
The win is going to be the uproar. Absolutely.
For sure. If he were to win in these categories.
And unfortunately, being with the popularity of the song, it probably stands a good chance to win. He can't be what you're called.
It's interesting. I don't have them winning.
I don't have them beating. What's it? Not like us.
But melodic rap or something like that, he might stand a better chance in. I think that this is totally just freestyling.
I think that the board may like getting some of these

famous TikTok dudes

so we can put it in the commercial or

advertise that you're nominated.

But I do think that the Grammy board

still tries to have some integrity as to

who and how it's

won.

Typically the people that vote

which I may or may not vote this year

we'll see. Actually are in the people that vote, which I may or may not vote this year, we'll see.
They should actually are in the fucking hip hop culture. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
They changed some of that, right? Yeah. I don't vote because you have to vote in all categories.
That's not true. When you fill out the You pick out certain ones.
You can only vote, I think, I want to say, I think I only was able to vote hip-hop and R&B for the most part. You can pick which ones you want to vote.
You only have a certain amount of votes. You can't do hip-hop and R&B and country.
You'll run out of categories. I didn't know that.
It's been a few years. I could have swore that thing said.
I think they changed it a couple years ago. A few years ago.
That's what it is. Because that was my problem.
You had to vote back in the day, clearly, for every category. And I'm not well-versed in every category, and I don't want to skew a vote.
So in 2023, the Grammy— They just changed that? The Recording Academy dropped the number of fields from 26 to 11. So that's before you had all 26, 11 votes.
Got it. You.
Yeah, you could only vote a certain bunch. It gives you more flexibility so you can only, so people are most likely going to stay to the 11th.
The shit they know. Yeah.
So if you're a voter, you could vote the three or four R&B, the three or four hip-hop, pop. Correct.
And stop it right there. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
Well, that's all you can do. Gotcha.
No, that makes sense. Yeah, yeah.
That makes sense. Because not that many people, unless you're just a music aficionado, that's going to be as well-versed in country music as they are.
Yeah, the best gospel album. And that's what was happening.
So now you start, you don't know nothing about rap. All right, well, I heard of this song right here.
Cool, let me vote for that. I don't know what the fuck none of these records are.
I'm relatively well-versed in other genres, so I started trying to vote for a bunch of shit, and then it stopped me. It was like, you can only submit this amount I was like Alright let me go Vote on the shit that I know To the shit that I wanna And I wanna be a part of And I wanna I wanna boost That's great news I hope that Tommy Richmond Loses every category What's interesting He signed to Brent That's bad Yes Yes nigga Yo y'all be telling me So much shit is bad That I don't think That's bad.
I don't think that's bad because what category do we deserve to win? What's his reason? He might go win pop. He can't win pop.
He is not beating Sabrina Carpenter. I'm just kidding.
I can't win pop. No, I'm not saying.
T-Swizzle dropped. You know that, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm saying, but to want him to lose. Oh, yeah, Taylor shit.
Yeah, Taylor. He'll stand a snowball's chance.
Which is why they still be putting your ass over here in rap. If he wins in rap, I'm going to feel like they're playing in our face and they're trying to slight us.
That is. Kendrick should win.
Hands down. Kendrick's winning in rap.
Kendrick should win hands down. Kendrick's probably performing there and winning.
I would like them to pan the camera over to Tommy Richmond's white face so I could see it as he loses. But I don't know if he has the profile for them to do that.
No. I think the song is much more popular than him.
Yes. That is true.
If he walked by me on the street, I would not know what he looked like. They done took that song.
That's in commercials. I think it was like Target or something.
That song is out of here. Yeah.
It's a million dollar baby boy. And he's been around for a second.
He's signed to Brent Fias' label. Even that's a smokescreen.
Well, I don't know. That's what they do to make these dudes pop.
Yeah. Yeah, that's true.
He's trained in opera. A lot of his classification of his music is alternative or R&B soul or pop.
This is really his one and only hip-hop record. Oh, you read his press package.
Yeah, where? Because I really did. No, I was curious.
She got his deck. No, we cracking on you.
She got the deck. But I was really like curious.
Yo, yo, yo, yo. Send me your deck.
I'm going to send you to the JVP. The opera singer.
She knows it's going to be a topic. She prepared for the pod.
Yeah, you are going to be a big dude. You know she prepared for the pod I was curious to see what he actually looked like because like you said the song is bigger than him pause so the black young niggas you know you wasn't successful with so white young nigga good we gotta you don't care what's like.
You want to go look at Homeboy. Mel wouldn't date Tommy Richmond.
No, she would not. No, she would not.
I don't even know. If he looked different, you would? If he looked different than what he looks like? Mm-hmm.
I think that there, I think my criteria is bigger than just, oh, you have a successful song. You fell for the trap.
My question to you was, if he looked differently, I tapped his off the trap. Would you date him? Probably not.
Why probably? Is it an age thing? No. You guys know this is a very weird question.
No, we don't. Oh, she's triggered again.
Got it. Got it.
She didn't use the word. You can't give it a trigger word.
Why am I not out trying to actively date everybody that I find attractive, whether they play sports or music or actors.

You don't know shit.

Shut the fuck up.

If they came across your path.

No, that doesn't even guarantee that I would be interested.

I can appreciate, you know, a pretty face and a nice body and not want to do anything with it.

That's true.

You think he's got a bod?

He definitely does not have a bod, not from what I can see.

Tommy Richman, bad luck.

Honestly, yo.

Honestly.

Yo, yo, could we get a lot of new listeners?

Shout out to the first and last time listeners out there.

If anybody confused out there about who I do it for,

I do it for the people that think a lot of shit sucks.

All the shit.

No, for real.

They called the fucking moral police on me about the nine to five shit. They did.
Them niggas said I was in poor taste. I said, you niggas are poor.
Oh, my God. You said that for real? No.
And you lack taste. He's lack, poor, intolerance.
Yo, I do lack yeah come on Joe come on what hey you tell niggas cancel their Patreon you with you with a different bag yes you niggas will not hold me hostage to your 5, 10 or 25 dollar, if I think some shit suck and I really believe

that, I'm coming here to say it.

And if I reserve the right to

party a certain way, then nigga, I'm Cindy

Lopper. Let me party

how I want to

fucking party.

It's a fucking nutcase.

Boy, that rapper, motherfuckers.

I don't want no smoke, though, man. But I do it for

the people that think a lot of shit out there sucks. A lot of shit does suck.
Yeah, you new niggas that come around with your fucking good moral compass and your... Yo.
Or I need the shit that doesn't suck to at least not suck for some duration. Yo, me and Mel...
Don't suck for a couple years. Me and Mel and Imani, I think, went to Angie Martinez's barbecue.
I came back here and said, Mel, protect your little pretty girl image. I wanted to leave and not be around the commoners and paupers.
I also coined the phrase, the pores. You did.
Why did they think that some shit in good taste. And the brokies.
Yeah, I'm, nigga, my middle name is poor taste almost. It's a joke.
Loosen up out there. Pay your fucking con Edison.
Get up. I did see a lot of people defend it too.
They was like, yo don't want people listening And they think that referred to the tag Is a scapegoat No, referred to the tag is there Because we put the tag there Because we come in here joking And then y'all out there Accused niggas of doing something crazy In real life True I saw one nigga He said Yeah he said, yeah, I do work a 9 to 5, but I ain't never smoke dust. I was like...
Yo, that's when you know. That's when you know it's like...
I don't give a fuck. That shit was funny.
I don't like that. That niggas is crazy.
I'm not mad at that. Listen, if it's part of my story, then it's allowed.
But my story is one of, like, ascension. I'm not ashamed of doing dust when I was a teenager, niggas.
That's what was there when we was a teenager. You niggas are doing what's there now.
K2. K2, fentanyl, fucking...
Huffing the blues. Yeah, come on.
Nitrion, nitrion? Nitrous. Laughing gas.
You niggas just want to laugh. I know y'all miserable and need painkillers.
You doing the nitrous? Y'all out there taking drugs for a hearty heart. Y'all lack a friend that could tell a good joke even.
The fuck? Caroline's closed and you niggas is at the dealer. What the fuck are y'all talking about out there? Anyway, man, peace and love to everybody out there.
No matter what tax bracket you win, no matter what you make, how you choose to spend it or have a good time, man, shout out to each and every one of y'all. But if you're giving me your kids fucking hot pocket money, then take it back.
Take it back. Like, I don't have a gun to nobody head, nigga.
I do not think that you should be on basic cable because you gave me the 1099. Handle you first.
And then if you can, subscribe to what I like to call premium.

You know what's funny? Because I did drop out. What does

premium mean? Somebody help me

out. What's premium? Do you mean all of them?

Look at these niggas.

I'm going to get a definition for you. Nah, for real.

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out there. Still on music.
Yeah.

Tyler. Still on music.

Tyler has echoed what

I and Parks and many people have echoed for a long time. Music needs to come back out on Tuesdays.
Facts. Let us live with this shit.
That's Monday night at 11.59pm. Tuesday at 12am.
Let us actually digest all of the hard work that you put into this project and not be forced to listen to it

during passive listening time

like the weekend.

And then Monday comes, I'm right back to busting my ass.

Shout out to the nine to fivers out there.

We ain't got time to listen to no fucking music on Monday.

Drop it on Tuesday.

Let us sit with this.

Feel it.

And go about our way.

I think that's part of what's killing the longevity of music. I agree.
Partly. We don't know what songs deserve longevity or not.
I wish what they would do is drop the sales link on Tuesday, Monday at midnight, and then put the stream up on Friday if they want to play it that way. Force people's hand.
If you want to get the music early, buy it. Buy it.
Pay the $10.. Pay the $10 I wish there was a better way

of knowing what albums even come

out every week. I just gotta look at Alex

Page. Yeah it's like a secret

Alex lets you know. This shit is like a secret

man but Tyler the Creator

love his roll out

that trailer was fire. He does a tease

one day he announces the next

day and it's normally a 10 day wait

before you get the project. Shout out

to Tyler. I think that that cover

is one of the best covers I've seen in a long time.

It was a film.

It was a one-minute film of the

people in the line going to the

box and blow up the box. It was fire.

Just one little minute of art.

Creativity. Yeah, creativity.

If I've been working on this and I knew I had

this fire trailer and fire artwork coming,

then I'm not fucking Jared Carmichael.

I'm almost insulted.

You know what I got in the tuck over here?

Yo, nigga, I got a heat rock coming.

You think I'm fucking Jared Carmichael?

I'm letting you down with the E's.

I'm farting in the room.

My girl hate when I let him down with the E's. She want to be mean to bitches.
Anyway. Why they don't like that? I don't know.
Because you're making her think she got a chance. That's right.
That's it. But if you wasn't here, she may have had a chance.
Oh, I'm not going to say that. I'm not talking about your girl.
I'm just talking about in general. I'm just saying, letting them down with the E's mean that they won't double back and create some chaos.
Like, they just, oh, okay. Thank you so much.
Well, it was real. It was real.
Nah, they want you to be rude and hard, cut them off. Your girl wants you to really do it like a man.
Like the, duh. Bitch, I would never.
Yes. I would never get the fuck out of here.
Disrespect him. You know I got a girl, bitch.

Yeah, yeah.

Like, that's what your girl wants.

What's the expectation in the reverse scenario?

Don't fuck.

Yeah, don't open the legs.

Don't get a nigga no box.

And if you give him some box, just missionary.

Yeah.

Don't let that nigga do no fancy shit, man. And don't give him no hat, neither.
Look, if you're going to cheat, bitch, be regular with the cheat. Nigga, lay there.
That's it. Don't make no noise.
Don't be getting fancy with the cheat. No, bitch, shut up.
Don't let that nigga grab up the engine. None of that.
Yeah. Act like you don't feel it.
Nigga, I'm going to fuck every to his knee, like, itch. Act like you don't feel it.
Am I in the Twilight Zone? I don't know. the fuck they talking about.
I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone listening to y'all. I agree with them.
Like, what happened? Oh, okay. Just all of a sudden you guys are suddenly okay with your girl cheating.
Nobody said that. Nobody said that.
But if you're going to do it. Nobody said that.
Nobody said that. Okay.
I'll do this with you real quick just because I did it wrong. Nobody said that.
Our hands off, Karen. Nobody said that.
I'll do this with you real quick, just because I did it with her. In the reverse, one, I don't plan on knowing.
You did this in real life. I've had these talks in the past.
In the past, when I was more toxic than I am today. Gotcha.
But I don't plan on knowing when you did something I'm not looking at a phone I'm not looking at an iPad if I happen to I'm going with I trust you and I picked you to represent me and that means even if I ain't there so have at it how you see fit if it crosses my desk that's if it crosses my desk, then we'll handle it accordingly, and that really ain't going to have too much to even do with you. Ain't going to have too much to do with you.
We're going to have a little quick talk, but now move, because it's man shit going on here. And I ain't going to hold you.
Like, if you got a little nigga in your hometown that's bringing you a little fool. Hey, if you got a nigga that's not mean dropping off some money for the kids or something, like, I see how that could be tempting for you to...
Joe, stop. Don't let it go.
Sounds good, right? I'm not agreeing with that. It sounds good.
I think all he's gonna be dropping off either. I'm saying, I'm saying.
You hit Michael Myers, nigga. I'm saying I understand how it could, one, be tempting to your partner.
And if you're in a long-lasting, committed relationship, I expect us to have to go through some of these hurdles with just how we deal with outsiders and third parties. A lot of times, us men.
I got some oxtail money, bitch. You donall be...
Yeah, we selfish, though. Like, whatever we do, we don't want you to do what we do.
We don't. We can't take it.
Yo, you one of the only people I know that will openly admit that. That nigga be like, yo, I want to do it and I don't want nobody else to be able to do it.
I'm a narcissist. He will say it.
It's the truth. Like, if I'm friendly, friendly with a girl, if my significant other does that, I'm friendly, friendly with a guy.
Nigga, what? What? Nigga, that nigga put his arm around you. What's going on? I want to know.
Yeah, if I see it. If I don't see it, then, you know, no harm, no foul.
Me. I'm not looking for it because in the Caribbean, there's a saying that if you find what you're looking for.
That ain't just the Caribbean big dog. Sorry, that's everything.
I'm sorry. I'm not going to look for it.
Like sometimes if you may be texting a little bit, I may look around and I'm like, nah, I ain't going to do that. You know what you got to do when they text you? Turn my head.
Just got to look at their face. Yeah.
Because the smile, they can't. I don't subscribe to.
At one point, my wife was doing this, like turning the phone to warm me. Like, stop.
Like, stop with those tricks, turning the phone. I'm not going to do the same thing.
I'm not turning my phone. You can turn the phone when you want.
Like this. Turn the phone, type it like this.
Oh, I'm not doing that. My screen is off.
Type it in my hoodie. You can do that again.
Does your wife have the passcode to your phone? No. No, she knows it.
She knows it. What type of Martian shit are you talking about? She knows the password to my phone, but she doesn't go to my phone, though.
That's not her badge. Change the password after you give it to them now.
Change the password. And then put it on them.
Nigga, you must have heard of them. You put the wrong shit in there.
Your phone. Yeah, you fucked it up.
Me and my girl exchanged passwords. A couple months later, I seen her type of the password.
It was different.

Then we fought a little later.

I was like, hey, nah, nigga, your password changed.

And mine didn't.

She's like, you're bad.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Whoa, whoa.

Facts.

She didn't say that.

Facts.

Gangster.

That's a fact.

You're bad.

That's a fact right there.

If you're doing some shit, change the password.

Shout out to her.

That's gangsta.

The verbalized?

What you want me to do, man? Nothing. Nothing.
What could you do? shit, Shane. Shout out to her.
That's gangster. The Verlis? What you want me to do, man?

Nothing.

Nothing.

What could you do?

Yo, missionary only, yo.

That's how I'm supposed to.

See, y'all, I'm there.

I don't want no head print.

I don't want none of that, nigga.

Tell that nigga hold his hand like this, nigga.

Like this.

Like that.

Don't even touch.

What?

Don't touch none of that.

You know what my phone is. I paid for that, nigga.
Hey, I paid for that nigga Hey I paid for that I paid for the BBL nigga If that's the case I paid for it Tuck it yo Cause your brain I'm cool And I've been giving my girl A hard time On the air For a little while So I'm cool You know my problem is what You know what I don't like? I don't like girls. Toxic women like when you as they man is showing like, is when you being nice and like showing some jealousy.
Yeah. Yes.
Yes. Yes.
That's crazy. They like that.
That's crazy to me. Love it.
Everything can go smooth, smooth. I think that's sick.
That's sick. It is sick.
I talked to my girl about that all the time. That's true.
They'll change the tide. They want you to be jealous.
I'll tell her, I'll be like, yo, you will say, or certain shit you'll say, you just want to get a rise out of me. And she'll be like, sometimes.
Not knowing, though. And I'm like- A lot of niggas in jail.
Because of that. Over jealousy.
And I just be like, you don't get- Men go somewhere else when they get the right jealous nigga, bro. So the same can't be, you don't find that appealing or attractive when she shows little signs of jealousy? No, no, no.
Nor do I do that. I don't play them games.
I'm not trying to make you jealous. I don't.
And, and, you know, because I talk a lot of shit in this podcast, but to simplify it, the same way that while when your girl or your partner is speaking to you and when she say it's woman games that you might not understand going on, so please just take my word as a woman that this is what's happening. It's the same for men.
That's true. I've learned.
It's the same for men. There's men games that's going on.
They be right. No, no, no.
They be right. Yeah.
I don't even argue it no more. They be right.
And I used to argue it. I used to argue it too.
I used to argue it. No, they be't that.
And then. It's always that.
And I got to walk back. Yeah, she was right.
My girl. Then I got to change it to.
Yo, you mad bitches want to fuck me? Deflection king. Like you mad, I'm likable.
And then when that don't work, I got to change it to. Wait, you don't want a partner that's nice to women? Oh, you good.
Boy, you got gas. You got a full tank of gas for your lights.

This shit's on full, nigga.

This shit topped it off.

This shit over full.

He topped it off.

Fuck the LEDs.

This nigga got gas lights around.

He do.

Baby, I love you.

Fuck these niggas.

What?

Fuck these niggas to all my life.

Whatever last bite I brought her on the air,

fuck it, she told me,

I ain't, she was right about what he's, I was like, wait, wait, wait. She agreed with me? I don't remember.
Yeah. Yeah.
I don't even remember what you said. That's how I knew we was on the wrong track.
Oh, man. It's like, you agree with that nigga? Listen, don't talk to me about pod stuff in real life.
Oh, man. That's work, girl.
Tyler, the creator, that. Huh? I said, I'm trying to remember what it was, what last thing was that you whatever it was she agreed with him and whatever he said she'll tell me later I'm sure she'll tell me later I'm sure um your mom your mom I was about to say hi mom hi mom hey mom hi hi you look short you was ducked down over there.
Hey, Mom. She be hot in the corner.
Look at my mom up in this face. You looking good.
You looking good. Got that confessional on the way.
Yeah. Yeah.
All right. Where was we at? Tyler, some of the best artwork I've ever seen.
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. Can't wait to hear the project.
I also agree. Album should come out on Tuesday.
Absol, I think, announced. Absol announced.
Absol announced. Did somebody else announce? Those are the two main ones I remember.
I don't remember anybody else. I mean, I don't have none.
I can't wait to hear it. Safe.
Yeah, safe. Absol put a record out today.
Okay. It features our guy, Jason Martin, formerly known as Problem.
Problem, my man. Shot to Problem.
And I didn't get a chance to hear it, but he's rolling out. He is? Which I'm actually happy because you know how TDE normally, you're going to wait between projects.
Uh-huh. He just dropped and he's back again.
I was really shocked when he put the, I'm like, wait. Solo's dropping again.
Then he did the freestyle. We're seeing something different.
We're just seeing something different that's not the norm. So, I love it.
I'm looking forward to it. Project will be out in November.
Yeah, can't wait. Can't wait.
That's what I got. All right, so do we believe that Michael Jackson beat Tupac up? Yes.
Yes, 100%. Somebody tell me where we're getting this stuff from.
We got this from an interview, right? Yeah. Break it down.
I don't remember. Somebody did an interview, and he said that Tupac was dating Quincy Jones' daughter.
Kandada?

Yes.

And that's like Michael Jackson's niece,

and they was leaving the club,

and Michael Jackson heard Tupac say some shit that he shouldn't have said,

and he stepped his business about it.

Yo, you can't talk to her like that.

That's like my niece.

That's like my niece.

And Pac said whatever he said,

and then they got to scuffling,

and homeboy that reported this said

that Michael Jackson beat the shit out of Tupac.

I believe that.

Moonwalked right all over his ass. I got Mike fucked up.
Tupac wasn't the biggest of guys. He definitely wasn't.
And Mike was a crip. And Mike wasn't the biggest of guys.
Mike was tall. So we got a fight between...
Pac is 160, Mike is 125. Yeah.
Different 125. So we got a fight between two people.
Yeah, but Mike got that strength of my dad been beating me with the switch my whole life. And I'm a gang member.
You talking about older Mike? Mike in the 90s? Mike was a crip. Mike is a crip.
It wasn't the 90s. It would have been the 90s because Pac died in 96.
It had to be the 90s. It had to be the 90s.
Pac died in 96. That was Mike just turning white.
He was still black. He was just turning white.
He still had some nigga in him. Yeah.
Yeah, nah, he did that. 125.
But it's cool. Mike went to summer jam, stepped in a Rockefeller niggas.
He did? He did? Mike got away with a lot of shit. I don't know why this sounds so unbelievable to me.
It's because when people think of Mike, they pick real soft. Soft spoken, soft.
You don't see him smacking the shit out of nobody. Y'all think Mike had hands? He had feet.
He definitely had feet. He was probably a kicker.
Yo. Joe whooped.
And I think, yo. Mike kicked you with them loafers.
Joe whooped their ass, nigga. So he had a block.
Yo, that is hilarious. He was showing you his moves.
Yo. Mike kicked that nigga with them loafers, yo.
Mike whooped T ass, nigga. So he had a lot of kick.
Yo, that is hilarious.

I'm showing you his moves.

Yo.

Mike kicked that nigga with them loafers, yo.

Mike whooped Tupac ass, man.

I'm rolling.

I believe it.

Even if it ain't true, I like the liar.

I just like how this story sounds.

Prince, Prince.

Smart. Stay away from that video.

But pocket.

Tough.

And Prince was shorter than Pop.

That kick would have been easier. Yeah, but the motorcycle is fast.
He's shorter, but that motorcycle that he tried to run him over with is pretty fast. You got to move out the way, Mike.
And Prince can do them high kicks. Yeah, see Pac ain't...
The high kicks and the split? Pac can't have a Harley. Pac was out there with his hands talking about, knuckle up.
Mike hit that thing with some Jackie Chan shit. Yo, that is hilarious.
Mike being Chuck Norris on the low is funny. That's hilarious.
That is hilarious, bro. And I can see Mike fucking some shit up.
But why? I just can't see Pac not spinning the block. But Pac wasn't crazy.
Why not, nigga, with his house at Gary in the end or some shit? Go ahead over there if you want to. Yeah, yeah, you're not doing that.
Bubbles and them will whoop your ass before you even get shit. What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah.
I think Pac would have rolled on, Mike. I don't know.
I'm not going to be disrespectful. Yeah, yeah, it's fine.
I'll leave it alone. I love Pac.
No, he wouldn't. I ain't never seen footage of either one of them fighting.
We saw footage. I saw footage of Pop fighting.

He didn't win that fight.

He didn't win that fight.

He wasn't fighting Michael Jackson.

What do you mean he didn't win?

With the melee in Vegas?

Yeah, he was stomping somebody.

He didn't get beat up.

Yo, don't say melee again.

On this broadcast.

He ain't win that.

Yo, take your little vocabulary down the street to your fucking...

The melee, man. The melee.
We talking about the melee, yes, in the casino. Shit.
What a carrier. She ready to call the cops a casino.
Yes, Mel, the melee. Okay.
Just clarifying. No, Pac's been in a block on Mike.
Tito, somebody. Somebody got to get it.
It's going to be the last block he's spotting. Yeah, damn sure it is.
All right, so everybody here believes that Michael Jackson beat the shit out of the pop. No, I don't think so.
I believe it. Maybe not beat the shit out of him, but.
Just a little pop-pop. A two-peep.
Poop, poop. Yeah.
Poop, poop, poop. Mike won.
Because you're also not going to see it coming from Mike. You think shit is cool.
You're not going to expect it. Mike, shut your ass.
You think Mike will drop? Pow! Man, Pop was turnt up off that, you know, he's been drinking. Yeah.
You think Mike could put him down with a two-piece?

Never.

He'd probably slap that nigga.

If you don't see it coming.

If he don't put him down,

like,

how I picture Mike,

Mike running right home

to buy his publishing.

Oh, shit.

Even if he don't win this.

On the way home.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Car phone back there.

For sure, Mike.

It's all eyes on you, huh?

I need all of it.

It's me against the world.

All of it. And I heard he's changing his name to Machiavelli.
I want that too. You know what? It's not you against the world.
Now it's us. It's us.
No, it's my world. I am your world.
Now it's my world. It's my world.
What's Pac real name? You know he wasn't even calling him Pac. You think the real name is Tupac? No.
Tupac. What's his middle name then? Amaru.
Yeah, he was calling him Amaru. Sorry, Amaru.
You're never getting your pop back now. Should have never spoken to her that way like I told you in a club that night.
This guy's a fool. Shout out to Mike, man.
Shout out. Shout to Mike.
Yeah, you're right. That was racist.
Huh? That was racist. Why? They both black.
I mean, one got the right procedure done. One is rest in peace to Michael Jackson and Tupac, man.
I don't think that we should know about the squabble. And if we do, it should come from Quincy Jones when he get out of his grandchildren's care.
That was the next one.

Or Eddie Murphy.

They ain't letting that nigga out no more.

Or Eddie Murphy.

Yeah, him and MJ, they hung out.

And he was the first one.

He'd be like, he's really a nigga.

Just nothing.

Anybody else is dead?

Some type of way.

He's given interviews where he said that.

You ain't catching me. Eddie was that nigga.
I'm not trying to to catch you I just want to know how you got that green card girl I just want to know how you got me the legal way no no I know let me make a question man yes were you and Eddie on first name basis like he would say Melissa hey Ed for real not insulation like did he know you by face at one point point, yes. Okay, cool.
He forgot you now.

And rest in peace, Charlie Murphy.

That was my man, too.

And Mel strike me as that to try to get in the Murphy family

through the brother,

through Daryl Murphy.

The nephew.

She tried to get down

with the Marley suit.

Peace out. Hey! She's going to get in the Aurora family somehow.
Heroes of Zion. She trying to be in that video.
No, she want to be Kagan Markle so bad. Oh, shit.
What the hell is doing? Rest in peace. I love you, man.
Are you crazy? Rest in peace, Michael Jackson, Tupac Shakur. Shout out to Toddler, Tyler the creator Can't wait for that project And yeah I like the war Continuing against DSPs With all the people that we like to listen to For sure Those are the people that are supposed to be trendsetting Got the power Got the freedom J-Rock Carmichael don't try to spin the.
Now that a nigga album dropping, you want to come around. You know what I mean? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Why do you say that? I liked you when you was down. Yeah, but I didn't like you.
The other party didn't like him. I'm genuine.
And I wasn't down. That's a good point.
That is a great point. I wasn't down.
That's a good point. I wasn't fucking with you today.
It's been a long time since Tyler was down. Yeah, right.
Word. I agree down that's a good point I wasn't down I wasn't fucking what you did it was a bit up nigga we don't know that Tyler's bisexual right I mean he says it in his music but I don't know it could be a troll it could be and then him and Jaden Smith, that was trolling.
It could be that word.

Dub Jaden Smith, nigga.

Move.

Okay.

Well, then we don't know. Fuck you when you was young and cute, nigga.

Move.

You're older now.

Cuberty done hit different.

You look different with sideburns.

I don't like that face you have, my nigga.

That nigga's just crazy.

Yo, your mustache ain't coming like I thought it would, nigga.

Move.

Yo, I like Tyler being fucking picky.

You guys picking the litter?

Oh, shout out to that Funk Flex Freestyle.

Speaking of Funk Flex Freestyle.

Oh, see, exactly.

Exactly.

Maybe he is.

You can't play like that.

No, now we got to find it.

Now we got to find it.

Tyler the Creator might be the best bisexual rapper in the world.

Honestly. You said you never heard it before? I never heard it.
Oh. I never heard it.
Everybody find it. Tyler the Creator might be the best bisexual rapper in the world.
Honestly.

You said you never heard it before?

I never heard it.

I never heard it.

Everybody heard it.

You ain't heard it.

Flex reaction.

No, we got to play it now just to figure out Tyler.

I got it.

Tyler's the man, yo.

Yeah, Tyler's great, man.

Fucking Aaron Hernandez show opened up with some bullshit.

Y'all just got a three-hour interview.

I'm cute as shit.

We just let the world know you are a geek, goop, nerd. Fuck you.
Goop. Goop.
Hey. Okay.
Free rock him. Free rock him.
I might fly to Sweden to free him. Break my wig.
A$AP tat on my ribs. Switch with him.
Then I can fuck all the sweet men that I wanna. Actually, I'm gonna.
Heat it up real quick, motherfucker. I'm LeBron.
Listen, Flex, we just met, but I know it don't seem like all Kelly wet dreams. I always keep 16.
Let's go, Tyler. Me and Flex looking in the index for buff net niggas just Hey Bring it back Rewind Rewind I might fly to Sweden to free him Break my wig ASAP Tat on my ribs switch with him Then I can fuck all the sweet men that i wanna actually i'm gonna heat it up real quick motherfucker i'm lebron listen flex we just met but i know it don't seem like all kelly wet dreams i always keep 16 here we go here we go here go flip me and flex looking in the index for buff net niggas just for some hot butt sex.
He had to be trolling. That sounds crazy, Sam.
What the fuck? That's fucking hilarious. Flex reaction, man.
Nah, yo. Tyler's the greatest.
That nigga sounds weird. He said that, bro.
He hit the index. What, you thought it was fake? Flex was next to him? Yeah, Flex was right there.
Flex looked so confused. He was like.
He didn't know what was going on. Wait, wait, no.
His mouth dropped to the floor. Pause.
Looking for some hot butt sex. The fuck they talking about, man.
Disgusting, bro. Crazy, son.
No, he's the best rapper in the world to ever look for hot butt sex. For real.
Well, that's debatable. If we figure out if dude is, eh, forget it.
I don't want to seem like I'm harping on things. That's what people do a lot.
They harp. I realized that recently when I was talking to somebody and I was like, nah, it needs to be remembering shit.
It's like, nah, no, they don't. They be harping.
It's like, oh, that does mean something different, don't it? Explain. Well, does harping and remembering mean the same thing? Well, harping on it is complaining.
It's like over and over and over about it. Yeah.
Yeah. That's what I'm taking it.
That's how I took it anyway. Okay.
Remembering is just you remember. But to harp? I don't like niggas that harp.
Like, do you feel like men should harp? Think about it consistently. Look at that.
Like, how many harps you get a year? Not that, for real. I'm trying to learn.
Nah, nigga. What you need to harp? What is there to harp on? No.
See, now I'm trying to learn Nah, nigga

What you need to harp

What is there to harp on?

No

See, now I'm on the other side

Wait, what, you harping?

Now I'm on the other side

Men should harp

We can't talk to nobody else

No, you shouldn't harp, nigga

We should get to harp

I just don't think

Nobody should hear it

Who you harping to?

Yeah, you can't harp silently

We should harp to ourselves

Harping to mirror

You had to remember

That you harp on things

Well, then if you harp to yourself

Then you'll continue to harp

I harp, but don't nobody hear it

True

It's a silent harp

Like Silent Night

Thank you. You're killing yourself.
Size negative three. Get some jeans that fit you, girl.
Oh, my God. You work around niggas.
That's hate. Anyway.
Y'all wanna get into the domestic part of the pod? Are we done with the music segment? I don't care that Rick Ross got a new girlfriend.

I don't know why that's up there.

Because y'all think I'm chatty patty gossip, man.

And maybe I am sometimes.

But niggas ain't going to keep getting me by the trick I invented.

You're not going to do that.

That's my trick.

What?

Get the little known girl.

Make her hot for two months.

Dub her.

Break her emotionally. Leave her.
Leave her, abandon her, leave her to get ridiculed and attacked by the new audience you've introduced her to, watch her struggle through life for the next 10, 15 years, and then do the same thing with a new girl a month later. That didn't happen to all the girls he dealt with though.

I thought you keep him for some years before you

do all of the shit.

You do all of the shit.

Y'all misrepresent me.

And those are the relationships that the public

kind of knows about.

The other ones people don't really know

about. They blew it

before they got hot. See she did it right.
She moved in and made the mac and cheese in a box. Them other bitches was leaving me after a couple hours to go feed their kids after they ate my kids.
Oh, my God. What the hell is wrong with you? You don't even get to fill out this application if you don't eat kids the right way.
Don't let none of my kids drop. And where's the girls that, like, I feel like it's a dying breed the bitches that eat kids.
Babysit them right in your stomach, nigga. Fucking black girl.
That's why they keep dating white bitches. I'll tell you why.
What's this cream? You got this cream on my back. We want 24-hour care, nigga.
All right. To Australia I go.
Yeah. To Europe it is then, man.
I can't just. Niggas can't just.
Why can't it just come on your back like back in the days? On your chest. Why can't it go your face all over it? All over your.
Let me paint your face. Who's in there? Picasso.
Yeah. That nigga's out here pulling out.
Yeah. Nah, I don't pull out.
I'll pull it out if I can do a little paint and sip. I can't.
If I can do a paint and sip. What you sipping? What you sipping? You tasting your own jizz? You jokes in the past.
I don't think you should say that. You tasting your own jizz, you freak?

I meant a red cup on the internet. Oh, all right.

I thought you was a freak shit, nigga.

A beverage of your shorts.

I thought you was tasting your own shit.

I thought you went to another level.

That's not what I'm talkin' about.

I don't know.

Payin' shit.

I thought you was a freak shit.

Yeah, word.

Don't say payin' shit.

On some snowball shit.

My fault?

Yeah, don't say that.

Now let's move on to our domestic segment.

Y'all get crazy.

Y'all get crazy.

You would get nasty and then what niggas call you.

You want them to get another back up.

Nasty for that.

That ain't a regular thing.

Are you right, my fault?

That's a mistake if that happens.

Now I feel like the black girl.

Hey, how'd that get up there?

Shit, I was hornier than I thought.

Shit shot to my fucking eyebrow.

Whoa.

Got to be fast. You got to be more careful than that Ew whoa Careful with that You'll put your head out God damn boy Shoot a shoot ain't it Oh man Shout out to the 9 to 5 niggas Shooting out there Fuck they talking about You know what I mean Long hard day of work Ain't got a warm piece of pussy To come home to Gotta just do it yourself You know what I mean Shoot the club up Fuck of work.
Ain't got a warm piece of pussy to come home to. Got to just do it yourself.
You know what I mean? Shoot the club up. Fuck we talking about.
Shoot the club up. This episode is dedicated to you out there.
Each and every one of you. Nasty ass truck drivers.
Y'all hit the back seat of the truck. At the truck stop.
Hey, one day we going to talk about the things I've seen at those truck stops. Just pulling over to pee, niggas.

Y'all niggas in the woods with it.

Teresa.

In the back.

Oh, my God.

That's that lot lizard shit.

Nasty asses.

Lot lizard.

Talk about that.

Lot lizard.

It's called Lot Lizard.

Oh, I wasn't here.

He might have been in Portugal when we were talking about Lot Lizard.

That was a shot.

That was definitely a shot.

It wasn't.

No.

Could have just said he wasn't here. That was Clay Thompson.
Why you had to identify where you are? Because it was not that long ago and that's why. Why are you harping on where he been? Oh, shut the fuck up.
Are you doing a hot harping on a horse? Lot lizards are basically the prosties that hang out around the truck stops. Is he insidious? You think he's insidious? What's wrong with you? Is you in the show a lot, Elizabeth? Stop it.
The anger management. I don't go to truck stops.
No, you don't stop to use the bathroom and pee. The truck stop is the same shit as the car stop.
What, there's a fancy way of truck stopping? There's an elite truck stop? I haven't driven a long distance. Oh, got you.
We playing. In my 50s, I want a camper.
Camper fun. Like a Winnebago? Yes.
I want one. No, they got some.
I'm seeing it. No, they got some flash shit.
They do have some pop out. They bugging in there now.
Yeah, they bugging. They bugging in there now.
Where you gonna go? Anywhere. North Carolina.
What are you gonna do? You gonna hitch it to the Rari? Joe. Huh? You gonna hitch it to the Rari? You a first class man the Ferrari? You a first class man.
What are you doing? What are we talking about? I think that's the kind of 50 year old I'm going to be ish. I don't.
Since you're asking. Seriously.
It won't be. I don't.
What type of 50 year old do you think? I'm going to get a phone with a 44 right now. You're going to be the guy with multiple Ferraris.
So listen, God willing, your ascension. You don't think change is possible.
No, God willing, your ascension will keep going up. Hopefully.
So next is a boat. Yeah.
So look. And that's course.
So listen, God willing, right? Your ascension. You don't think change is possible.
No, God willing, your ascension will keep going up. Hopefully.
Right. So next is a boat.
Yeah. So the last thing on your mind is going to, and you're not really fond of people.
Or roughing it. Yeah.
So the last thing on your mind is going to be riding around. Winnerbaker don't have people.
Don't just be fly. I think it's going to be super fire.
So you're going to take it camping? By yourself? Yes, with you, stupid. You're not going, nigga.
You're going flying somewhere. We're going to pod right in the forest.
Back up the equipment. Let me stop.
I'm never going to beat the allegations of paying to have friends. All right.
I'm joking. I'm joking.
No, they've been pulling out.

They do big guns.

You pissed them off.

No, they've been pulling out day four.

They was on your ass.

Bow, bow, bow, bow.

You paid to have friends?

Yes, bitch.

And you in the A-noms.

I wasn't.

I wasn't.

A friend down here.

We let you live with that.

For free in the A-noms.

I wasn't in no A-noms, nigga.

I was going to fuck help, nigga.

I didn't even know what I was doing. So they going to join ass? Oh, I'm in there.
Nah, now I'm mad. Fuck these niggas.
Now I need a break. Look at Mel.
You on the worst? You on the worst? Look at Mel. No, I don't know.
If you knew the worst, that would have been classic. Dolly got slapped.
That ain't a lot. This shit is a bop a little bit.
What? Yo, whoever wrote that hook, though, needs an award. She wrote that.
She needs an award. Well, more.
She got a monster writer, bro. She's a monster writer.
No, yeah, no. Yeah, she don't play with them.
She ain't need to write no more once Whitney fucking did what she had to do. Yeah, that was it.
It was over. Whitney did what she had to do.
That was the end of that pen. I know that pen.
That pen went right to bed. Nice.
I'm never writing. I'm never writing again.
What's the name of your sheets? She's on Fret Sheets. Yeah.
They're premiums. Y'all know I had to sign some sheets the other day and didn't have a pen in my house? That sounds small and stupid.
It'd be hard to find. I didn't have one pen in my house, not even the junk drawer shit.
Gotta keep them in the junk drawer. Gotta have the junk drawer.
Got to. Mad random shit.
Think about the last time. He right, though.
Think about the last time y'all used a pen. I use a pen occasionally.
I use a pen all the time. I keep the little post-it right there.
That part. I am a little post-it.
And brought it in for Mandy. Brought that Chase checkbook in for Mandy.
Shit. That was Chase.
No, first union. It was Chase.
Mandy read it and said, girl, I am moving. I don't give a fuck about you.
Wachovia. Finally.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Shit. Moving on right right along I'm working 9 to 5 uh Safari or uh Erica or mustard oh Safari or mustard that's our domestic segment right now Safari and Erica have been wilding shout out to both of them we spoke to Safari last week, but not about anything pertaining to this.
I try to stay away from things like this because one is sensitive, two is kids involved, three is the domestic matter, four is in court, there's cops involved. You don't know what's going on and when you know people, you want to try to be a little eh.
Makes it a little tricky when you see the latter footage though. Yeah.
I saw that footage last year. Oh, okay to my he sent that to me last year and I was like oh oh oh yeah she even said it she was like that's from 2023 I've changed 2024 now like Safari leaked the footage of her putting hands on him pushing him just being aggressive she put out She put out a series of statements, replying to some of this stuff.
And that went on for days until I think she finally said, you know what? Enough is enough with everything on the Internet. And I'm going to try to squash it with him.
And that's where it is. I've tried my best to not even look at any of that because it's just close to home.
But my heart goes out to both of them during a domestic issue. I hate that we know so much today.
Like, I don't want to know that Eric Amina grabbed a ladder and climbed over some shit that she shoved. Like, we know a lot.
But you know what? So, outside of the fact that you're close to the situation because, you know, you got relationships. I'm not close, but I'm in an in approximately.
Yeah I get it. I'm not mad at him putting this footage out because you kind of got to today.
As a man if you don't have some level of footage to show hey look I am a victim here you lose. And it's fucked up that that's where we are.
I say that all the time. I'm like, yo, start recording shit.

You got to record.

Anytime I've had any type of issues with somebody where a girl start turning up, the first thing I do is pull my phone out.

That's not what I'm refuting.

So I'm with you.

No, I'm just because you said we know so much.

I'm just like, this has to come up. Because I agree with your premise.

I agree that if you are being accused of something, you should have video or audio that would help your case. I don't think it needs to be presented publicly.
You got to have the video and the audio so that you don't get the accusation. That's what I'm saying.
It's not about you being accused. You got to have a video and the audio so that you don't get the accusation.
Are y'all talking about? The video is in response to what? Nothing. So he just put the video out? Yes.
No, no, no. That's not true.
They was beefing. They was having a little...
That's not true. Okay, so I'm assuming that she made some kind of accusation that this video was supposed to...
I think it's all tied into him trying to get his child support. Yeah, that's what it always boils down to.
And him being the bad for him. And the first thing I saw...
Well, one of the first things I saw from her is her put up a calendar and she's marking the days in which he sees his children, which she says is like 14 days out of the last year. So they're having a child support dispute publicly, publicly, publicly.
I'm just saying, if it was me, I'm holding my actually it has been me in the past. I'm holding my evidence to show to the people that it matters to him.
When I get a verdict rendered, then I'm coming out. Then I'm coming outside.
But while this shit is still up in the air, I'm not giving the other side time to defend against anything I have. Right, you're not showing your cards.
That's not true. Tell me.
Not in their instance, because they're public figures. And I'm shocked that you said you not with...
You guys, Melissa, you're saying, Melissa, because you're saying that you're not with him releasing the footage publicly. I'm shocked that you said you're not with him.
No, it's not that I'm not with him. I was asking what it was in response to, because it obviously was a response to something.
And I just, I can't go back that, back that far to find out what it was about. When Joe was like, yo, I'm not really with him putting it out.
And you was like, me too. Oh, no, no, no.
No, it's the whole thing. It's both of them.
I'm with that. Talk to your therapists and your lawyers and leave us the fuck out of it.
Because it's just, to me, it's tacky. And there's kids involved.
They are celebrities. I think this started when he went to the Nicki show.
But what I'm saying is they are celebrities. And in the court of public opinion.
Matters. It matters.
Yep. Like he's saying, yo, this could potentially cost me money.
You know what I'm saying? Well, he's saying that in court. I'm making money based on my perception and based on my public persona.
What I'm saying to you is if he's saying that in court, why the need to say it publicly? Because you're getting judged in the public opinion. And somebody that I might want to do business with might be thinking a certain way about me, so this could be for them.
And I'm tacking whatever loss that is onto my case. I still can do both.
You still want to make money, and you want to exonerate yourself to the public, letting them know that this is not what's going on. Come hire me still.
I just never hear lawyers tell people to do that part. Yeah, and in addition to that, you can't say for certain what the public's reaction is going to be to whatever you put out.
True, but I can try to... It might make it worse.
I can try to... None of the comments after he put that out was still in support of him.
Oh, shit. That's when they taught me a new term.
That's crazy. In the comments, they

said, that is reactive abuse.

Huh?

Yo, you can't win.

I've heard it before. I'm telling you what.
No, I've heard it before.

I had never heard it before. Please explain that to me.

I can't. I was ignoring

somebody. Mel, can you explain that? I was ignoring somebody

calling me, calling me, calling me, calling me,

like texting me and calling me and texting me and calling

me, and they told me the fact

that you are not replying to me

is abusive.

Thank you. calling me, calling me, calling me, calling me, like texting me and calling me and texting me and calling me.
And they told me the fact that you are not replying to me

is abusive.

Okay, so

reactive abuse, by way of

its definition, is

reactive abuse occurs when

the victim becomes the aggressor against the abuser

such as by pushing, punching, kicking,

hair pulling,

physical and verbal. That's not what he did, though.
No, they're saying what she did was reactionary abuse. That's what they're saying.
I mean... In those comments, that sector of the internet.
And that's why my reply to y'all in terms of the court of public opinion is the people that hate you hate you already. Right, right.
That's true. you could do to prove fuck the people though i'm talking about business companies business companies there might have been a business that was like all right cool yeah we'll work with dude to do x y and z they might not even have had the conversation or he was on a list of people they were considering and now you because of course you do your due diligence oh he got x he got this going on nah we're even going to reach out to him because this is attached to him.
Or he's this type of person. So that video could be, hey, dog, the shit y'all heard about me ain't that.
It's because of this. And now they might say, all right, well, we'll fuck with you now.
Well, the company, honestly, they're not really going to be looking at the tit for tat. They're going to be looking at the overall situation and be like, you have a lot of mess going on in your life and we don't really want to have anything to do with that because we don't want that stink on us.
They're not really parceling out, well, in 2023, she did this and in 2024, he did this. They don't give a fuck.
They got to be deep in bed with you to care enough to figure out whose fault this is. I do understand that part.
Again, my heart goes out to both Erica and Safari. Safari's probably listening to this, so salute to him.
And any man out there, any person out there that's going through these types of messy, co-parenting child support case disputes, it's hard to be classy in those. It's hard to be classy in those.
We have DJ Mustard settles with his ex-wife over child support. She was seeking 80 grand.
I think the number is 25. 25.
25 grand. Three or four kids? Four kids.
Four, they said. Four kids.

And also an alimony fee of 300.

Yeah, 300 grand, 315.

300.

Something of the sort.

I think if I'm DJ Mustard, that's a win.

That's a win.

I don't know what his income is. Not that you're looking to win or lose, but.

I'm going to say, listen, if somebody asking for 80.

You got it down to 25?

That's 20 per. That's a lot.
And You got it down to 25? That's 20 per.

That's a lot.

And I got it down to 25 for all four?

That's a win.

And I believe that Mustard can afford the 25 a month and the $300,000 flat fee.

Wow.

I think he's somewhere celebrated.

Yeah.

And I don't feel like she come off too bad either.

No.

This is money outside of whatever you're doing on your own. True.
So, I mean, not my place to judge either way. But salute to all parties involved.
For sure. Salute to all parties involved.
Salute to everybody. That shit is messy.
To go through some of that shit in Los Angeles, ugh. Mm-mm.
Ew. We.
I heard they be cracking you. That's where they are?

No.

No?

Where are they?

Yeah, nigga, that's what you talking about.

I heard California crack your head.

Yeah.

Oh, well.

Yeah, he got lucky.

What you looking at?

California is one of the cities I'm not having a baby.

States.

California is a state.

L.A.

Yeah.

Nah.

Not at all.

Pull out. Snip at all pull out snip

you pull out in LA

pull out in LA

face paint

ain't that what you said

and you gotta pull out

different than you normally do

too

early

yeah like when you

fucking somebody

you don't have that chemistry

with they don't know

you're

you're I'm about to come

I'm about to come

move

they're just gonna sit there

doing that stupid ass

bounce bitch dude

move I'm about to come

I need a side baby

I'm about to come. I'm about to come.
Move. They're just going to sit there.
Doing that stupid ass bounce, bitch. Move.
I'm about to come. I need a side baby.
She's sitting there still. I'm making the dumbest, ugliest face in the world.
Mouth open, screaming. Move, bitch.
Get your ass off. Yeah, I'm about to come.
Move. All right, so salute to Safari, Erica Mustard, his ex-wife as well.
We done with domestic news? Yeah. Big Meech has been released.
Come on, clap it up for that. Clap it up for that.
Clap it up for that. But be careful as you clap because the court of public opinion, the new kid's on the block.
So why you get us to clap then, nigga? Because we want to clap. I don't know.
I'm not speaking for Mel. I know the rest of us want to clap.
Shout out to Meach. But the new kids is out there.
Doing what they do. What are they doing? What are they doing? Having a voice.
Well, LeBron apparently tweeted something to the effect of. Free Big Meach.
Welcome home, Big Meach, Big Meech. Yes.
And then somebody came along and said,

oh, yeah,

let's celebrate the fact that this person

who murdered people

and murdered people

with the drugs

that he sold,

et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

He was like, yeah,

you're such a great role model.

And that is starting

to pick up steam

amongst the people

that, you know,

they was five, six, and seven when Meech went in. Now them niggas is fucking 19 and 20 and 21 and 22.
Yeah, but they're also probably watching BMF, which is so counterproductive to, or like counterintuitive to this whole fucking argument. No, we respect- So you can be entertained by the whole thing, but morally you are aghast when this tweet goes out.
No, we respected different type of niggas. That's it, when we were younger.
Whether it's right or wrong, that's what we respected. We salute.
So when somebody makes... I'm not talking to a nigga that don't respect me.
Something out of nothing. I respect that.
I don't give a fuck. Yeah, I mean, of course I care when...
We don't look at the logistics. We don't look that deep.
Now, as adults, we can look that deep into it,

but we didn't look that deep when we was coming up.

Yo, the nigga on Smack DVD, oh, this nigga's doing that.

Yo, he got the mayor doing this,

so he got all that shit.

That shit was fly.

And the hip-hop world, at the time, it was.

On the DVD, nigga, all this money around the city.

I liked it.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, big meets, what up?

And then you meet the nigga, Blue,

and all them niggas, when they come around,

and Smack have them around,

they're just nice people. So, you know, at the top.
People don't want to hear that nigga. All you little niggas out there.
Who the fuck y'all look up to? Steve from motherfucking Blue's Clues? Like, who the fuck y'all look up to? Bert and Ernie and them niggas? Huh? Well, Bert and Ernie was gay. It's gay.
How about how you feel? And Batman and Robin. You say, what? No, Batman and Robin's not gay.
Yes, it was. No, they're not.
No, they're not. We're not going to keep doing this.
Y'all stop. We're writing history.
You sound like these niggas. Well, if y'all ever pick me up to go out, and I'll come out in red tights and some black underwear.
Now you judging that, nigga, right? Don't forget the green and yellow. Yeah.
Now that's gay, right? Superheroes is gay? Yellow panties on trying to save somebody. Shut up Robin.
Crazy man. Robin move nigga.
I hate me gotta do that shit. Bird and Ernie.
I don't really believe that. Mr.
Rogers your whole childhood is a myth. Mr.
you be my neighbor? Why you looking for a neighbor? Why you begging for it? Yeah. Mr.
Rogers wasn't gay. Why you got that sexy-ass cardigan on? Looking like something.
Yeah, why? Pops, yo! Got some height on it. Yo, Pops! Mr.
Rogers looking like a snack. Yeah, tall-ass Slim Jim, huh?

Hey, yo.

Nah, put something to Mr. Rogers' name.

We're not doing that.

And he had manners, too.

Took his shoes off. Yeah, he was just cool, man.

He respected all the children and people around him.

Everybody had to take their shoes off,

and they came up, and they'd get comfy.

Yeah, you're going to be here for a while.

Go to Atlanta Make-Believe, all right?

And he walked...

He always walked over to the closet,

but didn't open it all the way so we could see what was in there. Nah.
Just went and got dipped alright Mr. Rodgers you got it big dog you got it big dog I'm done I'm done listen as far as the big meets conversation which to me ain't about to be no conversation I wish I had the clip of the dude that was like anybody that succeeds in the drug business you succeeded in 200 businesses we just don't know because we don't have the information.
You were an expert in shipping. You were an expert in marketing.
Yeah, marketing. You did a swap analysis.
All of us, yes. It's so many things that you have to excel at to make that work.
And some of these mythical figures right we look at them and what

they've done and the decisions they made

as an alternative

to doors being closed systemic

oppression and just how society is yada

yada yada yada yada but they don't want to point

that out they're not going to point

it out because they don't even understand that you had to

overcome that to get where you are my thing

is I want to see y'all same people

that's mad about big meach

coming home out there protesting

that they locked the Sackler family up

I'll be right back. overcome that to get where you are.
My thing is I want to see y'all same people that's mad about Big Meech coming home out there protesting that they locked the Sackler family up. I want to see the same fucking people.
The Sackler family. The Sackler family.
The ones that created the opioid crisis. If y'all care so much about drugs and what it's doing to people, then go at it.
Care about all the drugs. Have that same voice for the legal drugs.
Legal. That's doing the same shit to people.
I don't want to hear that shit. Y'all picking and choosing.
Fuck out of here. Amen.
And, right, like, outside of the drugs, outside of whatever you did, one, do we believe that you serve, you did the crime, you do your time, you come out, you can be rehabilitated, and I don't have to hear about that anymore because I just went and did 15 years it depends on who the person is yep okay that's it okay and and on top of that drugs aside you know the type of brilliant mind you have to be

to say i'm gonna buy all the alcohol inventory in the club and now anybody who's looking for a

bottle needs to come to me to have a conversation because i have a label and legal money that i'm

Thank you. all of the alcohol inventory in the club.
And now anybody who's looking for a bottle needs to come to me to have a conversation because I have a label and legal money that I'm trying to get popping. And now Puff and Hov and all of you niggas just have to come to me now in multiple cities.
That's tough. That's just a brilliant plan outside of drug dealing.
Do you know how hard it is to conquer the entire South and then come up the Eastern Corridor supplying people with a product? I don't give a fuck what the product is. It could be pencils.
It could be fucking liquor. It could be.
Nigga, you can't even do it with water. Bro, do you know how hard that is? It's a different level.
I don't know. A product.
You sell a Joe button. I don't know.
You sell a Joe button podcast. So in you trying to sell the show, nigga, that shit is hard.
You know how many conversations you got out? You just was on a PJ playboy. I said it's tough to sell one or anything.
Bruh, that nigga conquered some shit. And honestly, I hate to keep getting flashbacks, but I'm not fully healed.
I'm not over what Franklin's mom did. I'm not.
Meech made me think of it again. It's an emotional decision.
I don't give a fuck. That shit is wrong.
That shit was wrong. It's an emotional decision.
And I'm still hurt over it, kind of. I didn't see what you did.
I don't know. Yes, you did.
And is this real life? No. We're talking about...
At the very end of Snowfall. When he went to go make that call and the money and the dropping and the mom came and oh man.
What happened at the very end of Snowfall, he lied and said that the father was still alive. The dude, the white dude, the CIA agent had killed the father but he told the mother the father was still alive.
They had him in hiding. So when they went to release the bank information so Franklin could get all his bread back, she kept saying, where's he at? Where's he at? And he was like, stop playing.
You know I moped that nigga out. And she got emotional and shot him before he gave Franklin the account number to get all the bread back.
It was like 30 mil? 40 mil? Something like that. It was like 72.
Might have been more. Something like that.
At the end, he was like that. At the end, he was like in a T-shirt.
But it wasn't just her reason. He was a street alcoholic.

That was the main reason.

She was also saying that she was,

the way she was trying to explain it,

how she was protecting Franklin Franklin.

From himself.

From himself.

I can't let you get that money.

Because you're a monster.

You're a monster.

So you can't, you can't,

basically you can't win this way.

You just brought back memories.

That he was an alcoholic in the street at the end, right? Yes. That shit was so good.
Hmm? What? I think they... What? No, I think I said that.
Okay. They're saying that they released him to...
Halfway House. Halfway House.
Halfway House in Florida. Yes.
Kind of the same type of release that Terry got. Yeah.
Because Terry came out, what, a year and a half ago? 2020. He got a COVID release.
He came out in 2020. He got a COVID release.
Got a COVID. So he came out, he had the monitor.
It was the same thing. And Meech is out, what, five years sooner than he was supposed to be released? Meech was supposed to get out, I think it was 2028.
Yeah. And he has to do the halfway house until 2026 and then five years supervised release after that.

Damn, it's hard.

Easier than prison though.

I remember when he went in.

A two year halfway

house is a long stint.

It's a long stint.

You go out on weekends sometimes.

You start getting privileges.

Work releases.

I don't feel like that's a super long time. Sure, story, super happy about it.
Let me not speak for him. Man, it's halfway out until January 2026.
So it ain't two years. 18 months.
Got you. It ain't even.
And while we on this, shout out to Wallow. This nigga's shady.
I just read some shit that Wallow, his probation, he was supposed to be on probation until like 2048, some wild shit. And now they took him off papers.
So that's come into me too. Salute Wallo.
Shout out to Wallo, man. And shout out to Gilly for throwing that party or whatever he did highlighting and recognizing and celebrating that Wallo got an early release.
2048? I think it was like something crazy. Don't quote me, but 2048, dog, for you.
They basically be setting you up to come back to J-Walk so we can lock your dumb ass up back again. I don't feel like Meech's halfway house experience is going to be like ours.
That's true. Probably not.
He might have a house inside that halfway house. That's true.
It was just hitting me when I was just reading all the commentary about Meech. Again, I remember him going in and the big deal that that was.
Just how long he's been gone and kind of just sat and just kind of those years are just blocked out. Stupid ass niggas on the internet talking about man, Meech gonna lose his mind when he come out and see all you niggas smoking a hookah together.
They were just naming all these scenarios that Meech is going to have to get used to. And it's like, that shit was hitting me in my soul.
Yo. Like, damn.
Nah, you see Akbar V went on the whole rent. She's like, I couldn't.
Meech, they out here going crazy. It's 17 niggas on one bottle.
They out here getting all the dancers with $3,500. They're spending $3,500 in a club.
Because that's the part that's missing, too, from some of the new kids. Like, Meech to a lot of people represents a way of life and a time that's encapsulated to never be repeated.
Yeah, can't do it again. Like, what them niggas was doing.
Was unheard of. Every night.
Every city. It wasn't like, some niggas go do that shit once over here.
It was never ending. Bro the niggas was doing was unheard of every night every city it wasn't like something is gonna do that shit once over here it was never ending bro the niggas was like yo i want 100 bottles if you got 92 bottles i'm good we not coming did you guys end up ever going to like any of his parties yes okay yo one your dog ain't allowed here why Why is she catching a stray right now?

And I wasn't even shading.

Because every time you be playing with us, don't.

I'm not shading.

Who are you talking to?

I was going to ask.

But who are you asking?

Be specific.

The room.

I ain't answering you.

Go ahead.

Talk to them.

I don't know what room.

Who them?

I don't know who she's talking to.

I want her to stand on it. Who are you asking if they've been to a Meech party? All of y'all.
Have you? Yes. So then what? Ask them.
See, because she, it's what. Yo, say you look down on us.
It wasn't a look. No, it wasn't a look.
Say it. It was too.
Say it. And you don't reply.
It was not for that. She told niggas they ain't ever been to you.
No. Yeah, Mel.
No. Mel.
All right, let me speak for me. Then they can answer you.
I've been. I've been.
Girl. I've been.
Girl. It was literally.
Wait, wait, but don't step on us. You hear us? Yes, I hear you.
I've been. I figured y'all had been.
That was why I wanted to lead the discussion into talking about the opulence of the parties. How extravagant they were on another most people think that they oh my life is a movie when they go to fucking live they never saw what a movie actually looked like if you hadn't been to one of those parties that was what i was leading towards you could have led to that without making us feel yeah did i bury the lead i'm sorry i apologize without making us without being mean i wasn't being i've never seen them niggas in no strip club though.
No, I'm sorry. I apologize.
Without being mean. I wasn't being mean.

I've never seen them niggas in no strip club, though.

No, I'm not even talking about strip clubs.

No, I'm just saying I've been in regular clubs.

I've never seen them niggas in a strip club.

I heard them niggas in a strip club would go crazy.

They turned their shit upside down.

I heard like the club literally would be raining for five minutes.

I didn't have no money to be in them clubs.

Me either.

That's what I said.

I ain't seen them in there.

But my second, third time in Miami, I'm talking about walking out the hotel at noon, and the word in town, throughout the town, is BMF party tonight. Big meets.
Big party tonight. I used to drive by.

Whole lot of cars.

Whole lot of cars. Whole lot of

celebs. Whole lot of

women. Whole

lot of women. God

damn. And what I love about Meets coming out,

just because

you know, restore

the feeling a little bit.

I saw a lot of women saying, just say when it is. Hey, I don't even party no more.
You got money now. I'm not going, I almost got beat up at seven in a party.
I'm not going to. Different now.
Yeah, it's different now. With my on top niggas.
It's like, Stan, oh. It's different different.
It didn't matter. Them niggas, you bump just one of them niggas.
Here they go. BMF nigga move.
All right. Okay.
He's right. He's right.
I'll move. Yeah.
I don't want to be here anyway. I'm anyway yeah I'ma go stand over here part of my stupid shoulder up and that's the right move to make in that instance but I'll just tell you a secret about me being pussy if I bump into any nigga that's with 300 other people and they just scream something, then you win.
My bad.

Any set, any initials, it could be some

shit I never heard of.

Yo, apartment complex, jee, nigga.

Zebra crew.

Yeah, yeah.

You got it, bro.

You got it.

I respect y'all, my bad.

Boy, I almost

got stomped out in SOBs one night. I'm in there.
You know that back rail like by the... Yeah.
The two table VIP. Yeah.
So, Maino, bunch of niggas with him is there. So, I don't know Mouse, his brother at the time.
I don't know Mouse. I didn't know Mouse at the time.
Mouse is

shorter. And

I forgot whose show it was so we all there. I'm standing

back there. I know

these niggas but I don't know him. He don't know

me. Oh yeah.

I can hear it already. Yep.

I can hear it. This is a rescue disaster.

I just thought somebody pushed this shit out of me. Yo, watch

where you're going. I was like, yo, what's up?

Yo, what's up to certain people, yo, what's up? Yo, what's up?

To certain people means, yo, what's up, nigga?

Next thing I know, all the niggas that was with him that didn't know me was forming in.

Thank God.

And in SOBs, that formation feel like.

You're done.

You're done.

And it's hard to even get out.

That shit feel like you in a fucking.

You're in a coliseum. You're in a coliseum.
Niggas looking down. You spin.
Yeah, you about to get it. You gonna get your ass.
Nah, nah, nah. That's my man.
Any memory I have of being in a club and a girl not looking my way for five hours straight was a BMF or. Or Allen Iverson.
But that's the era. Yeah, yo.
It's the same era. Yo, this era is soft, yo.
I hate this era. Talk about it.
Yeah. Talk about it.
It's the gram. It's the gram.
It's the gram. Shit is nasty.
It's the gram changed. The gram changed all that shit.
It's no mystique. It's the era stinks.
You don't have to be somewhere because you could go. You could see it.
You could experience it from home. You could get flued out in the stories.
They see it all. All that shit we talk about is word about.
You had to be outside to see certain shit. You had to actually experience that.
You heard story about it. It was a thing that you wanted to be there.
Now these niggas see it. Yeah, we probably today, we lack experience.
Like it was a mystique about the All-Star game when we was coming up. Like shit like that.
You wanted to be there, but now you can see all the shit on the gram, or the niggas done flew all the girls out already. So they don't got to go there to meet them.
They done got DM'd by them already. They need to put your phone down week.
That's it, nigga. You can't do it.
Go outside. You can't do it.
You crazy. You would be like.
No, no, no, no, no. I would love to go back outside and just meet people, nigga, like the fresh air, walking.
I remember the excitement to do that. I remember being excited to walk and go by the fucking bus stop.
You don't know who you meet. What's JR going to do? He got to put his phone down for the week.
No, he can't do that. I remember that feeling, man.
The feeling of potentially meeting new people. And it's not like the internet, right? when you're able to meet somebody in person, you feel the energy, you feel the vibe, you talking, whether it goes good or whether it goes bad.
But you just have a good time. Sometimes y'all niggas walk together to the train station or go to the store.
People enjoy that. Now on Instagram, bitches are screenshotting.
Yo, sending it. You're like, come on, man.
Suck mine, man. I'm tight, yo.
Hold me down. Yeah.
I'm not mad at you. I'm not mad.
I'm just sitting here saying that. Yeah, nigga, what happened to the good times, man? All them BBL mommies, when they was outside back in the day before Instagram, they was cool.
They was cool. Hey, yo, I'm going to be working here tonight.
Oh, I'm going to pull up. Oh, yeah, yeah.
They laughing. You got their number.
It's just, oh, everything is nice. Now shit is so...
The fucking social media has changed things drastically. Yeah, yeah nigga they just got flew to Minnesota last night two days ago yeah you right yeah fuck you oh for nigga they don't know yeah you right that nigga it don't matter nigga go up there and put his foot up they ass shit ain't nobody gonna know nope ain't nobody gonna know you come home I miss those days I miss those days that you told me like at your party at your party everybody was just like just a vibe.
That's true. You didn't know anybody.
I really didn't know anybody. When Joe said, yo, don't be afraid to have a conversation.
I don't want to see anybody in here to themselves. Talk.
Everybody is in here because I love them. It's a family affair.
There's nobody here that's not supposed to be here except for a couple of y'all. A couple of y'all.
A couple of people snuck in the door. I'll tell you later.
A couple of people snuck in the door. A little plus one action.
But outside of that, everybody that was supposed to be there was there. You could be easy.
You could be comfortable. It was such a good time.
It was just smiles. It was smiles.
It was genuine, bro. Conversation.
Imani want to perform and just jump around and grab the mic, man. He acting crazy.
Everybody came out they shells. Niggas had fun.
Mel. Mel was setting her plan in motion.
No, I can't say that. I want to take my time.
She said her plan in motion.. That Billie Jean dance worked.
That girl was nothing wiser.

Somebody stop him.

Okay.

She turned her head like this.

All right.

You can turn all you want.

Yo, you're being insidious.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

You're being insidious.

Because Mel is lit.

Mel is lit.

No.

Mel was lit.

We were all lit that night.

It was a good party. Hey, you thought that Angie Martinez plus one.
I saw you. You was hanging out with Angie.
That's my girl. You stood out.
You was hanging out with me. You wasn't no chump.
A nigga had no choice but to choose out. Holy shit.
If I could go, oh, he hope I said I did

to let you say,

baby, vamos.

What happened to that nigga Sicario?

That's my man.

He beefed with me

and I never heard from him again.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

And it was my fault, too.

Man, that nigga was mad cool.

Chill party was fine.

Damn, how I don't have, if I could go in my Serato? You gotta have it, Joe. That's crazy.
Fuck it. All right, ladies night.
Yeah, fuck it. Let Mel get in her bag.
Let's go, Mel. When that little tiny ass gets strutting around.
That's not how the clean version either. That's a little smash.
A muster seat. Hey.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Let.
Yo, I was so mad. Damn it.
Nasty. Fuck yours.

I knew it.

Hey, look at this.

Yo, I was so mad I had to work to, uh, what's this that I'm looking at?

Yeah.

Yeah, boy.

Yeah.

That's it.

Yo, I was so mad I had to work on Wednesday night when they threw Girls Love Karaoke over there at, uh,

I know you. I know, I know, I know.
I know, I know. That Prevay, boy.
That Prevay, that Prevay. They do some once a month.
I ain't even gonna make it hot. My bitch will fly right in on a Tuesday night.
Yeah, they do once a month, Girls Love Karaoke love karaoke. And that's, it looks like a good time.
It looks like, and I love karaoke. Be inclusive.
It looks like a slice. Yeah, it looks like a good time.
I was out of town. A hunk of cake.
Oh, it's a whole pie? I was out of town. He says the whole pie.
Good pie. Pumpkin pie, sweet potato pie.
Apple pie. So it's just girls doing karaoke.
There's no men in there? You don't need to worry about nothing, girl. You don't need to check for nothing.
You can't sing. You can't hit a note.
You don't need to go karaoke nowhere. Sit down.
I want to go to karaoke. I like karaoke.
She want to be Angel Fleece.

So fucking bad.

All she do is look for

an opportunity to fleece

somebody with her looks.

That's all she look to do.

You might need to come back.

I ain't going to go.

Rapper brain be working.

I know y'all.

I know for a long time

you ain't going to be working.

Y'all ain't tired of her

trying to fleece.

Shut up.

Your rapper brain be working.

I ain't going to hold it.

Are you allowed to go in there?

Why the fuck? You know what? All right,important. We done with the domestic side of this podcast.
Big Meech is free. Congratulations to him.
Fat Joe on Club Shay Shay. What is this about? I was doubly entertained But I thought it was great Fat Joe interviews

Are great

Have at it

Story time

Tell me I didn't see it

Is it

No

You just tell him

Fat Joe stories

For two hours

Then they're great then

Yeah it's great

It's fantastic

I think

I've heard a different

Fat Joe origin story

On every interview

He's ever done

It's always great

Did he tell y'all

How he became

Joey Crack

Yeah I don't remember

What he said this time

Oh he changed it

He kept

Getting jumped every day

Oh Thank you. It's always great.
Did he tell you how he became Joey Crack? Yeah, I don't remember what he said this time.

Oh, he changed it.

He kept getting jumped every day.

Oh.

No, he said his plumber crack was showing.

No, that was the old one.

This is the new one.

No, I thought he said he got jumped every day going home,

and his man was a black kid or something to that effect,

and the bullies told the black kid, if they don't help him fuck Joe up, they're gonna fuck him up. And so his man helped him and that's what birthed.
He went home and he cried and that's what helped birth Joey crap. I don't see the correlation.
Something to that effect. That sounds crazy.
Shout out to Fat Joe. Fat Joe is one of the greatest orators in hip-hop history.
Amazing. Hey, where's my camera? I need Fat Joe, Kevin Gates, LeBron, and gang to just sit down and talk.
Tell stories. About anything.
That's the Mount Rushmore. It really is.
I just want y'all to talk. I'll pay for it.
I'll pay to watch that. You can pay-per-view it.
Mel, you went on poor minds and said that you were still friends with the game. Why you ain't come say that up here? Give us that tea.
Word, he called in. Yeah? I don't remember.
She go on these podcasts just live. She lies so much.
You ever lie so much where it's just hard to remember the lies? She just be talking. No, that was...
He definitely called up here and you was quiet and made it seem like it was awkward, like we couldn't bring up the accord line. I bent accord for my vocabulary.
Bullshit. I did.
Bullshit. And you gonna go up there and go, oh, where's the old friends today? I said, this did.
I said, work cool. I said, you made me feel so bad when you were sitting there the same day when you was talking about what car you should get.
And I'm like, yo, I wasn't even trying to be funny. I forgot the line and suggested the new Accords.
It's a nice car. I mean, it has great resale value.
Motherfucker. And I'm like, oh, shit.
But Honda ain't for her little fucking favor for a favor. Oh, for fuck's sake.
She went in there running. Shut up.
Hey, I'll shoot a commercial. Let me.
We got a bunch of them. We got the Super Bowl.
We got Super Bowl Admon. I remember last year.
Melvin and Bentley. Fucking Lambo.
She went all the high-end shit. Honda would have been.
Hey, if you give me a car for a month, I promise you. Why you going Honda? I could do a cameo.
Shut up, peanut gallery. I could do something., Missy, Missy.
Yeah. You could have win all them shit.
You would have been got a car. That nigga would have given me a drop top Civic.
Oh, my Lord. You want to go fancy, nigga.
A drop top Civic? Yo, she's got the voice and everything. At BMW.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The fuck they talk about? Damn, this nigga's.
I went in there and they told me that shit. Hot, hot, sip it.
She went in BMW like, listen here, bucko. Thank God.
Let me see. Let me get back to this.
Let me go. Chuck Fat Joe.
Shout out to Fat Joe. Rest in peace to Liam Payne.
I'm not a huge One Direction guy. Me either.
Me neither. Me neither.
The story sounds crazy. The story's still sad nonetheless.
That TMZ shit was nasty. Yeah, TM's slow down, because I want to attack that.
Let's handle his portion the right way. He was in Argentina, and he was recording maybe an hour or two before the incident takes place.
And was having dinner or sorry breakfast with his girl and there was like just he captured a lot of footage and everything seemed to be fine and then the next reports that come out is that there was a huge disturbance in his room when they went into his room there was a lot of things overturned and broken in terms of the furniture and stuff like that his room was a mess his room was And then he. And we, I'm saying that because I saw it.
Yes. Absolutely a mess.
And so then he was now laying, you know, on the ground beneath his balcony. And so the question was, did he jump or was he, you know, did he accidentally fall or whatever the case was? So it was a lot of speculation.
And TMZ actually showed footage of him laying there, which was horrific for everybody involved. His friends, his family, fans.
It's just disgusting. In their announcement.
And how they addressed it. Like, whoops.
Yeah, like, hey, we just showed a piece of him so you knew it was him. Like, excuse me? It's even worse.
We've heard from the hotel worker that was making the calls like days before his death. And the hotel worker was like, you know, I was calling the police because there was commotion.
There was a fear of him hurting himself. He had locked himself in the room for two to three days, barring anyone from injury.
So he was concerned about it. There's another report that says his ex...
Did y'all read that one? No, I didn't read that. I hate when I'm the one that's breaking it.
Then I gotta be factual. His ex had did something a few days before all of this happened.
You saw it? She said that she was gonna release more information and some shit. Anyway, it's murky.
I don't want to speak on it because I don't really remember it, but a lot of the details are coming out they're saying that he was pushed really gruesome scene

yeah

thoughts and prayers

that part

that part

once they started showing more pictures

I recognized who he is

but just sad

it's just sad

for sure

and even if he was dealing with some mental health things

I hate how easy it is to paint

Thank you. But just sad.
It's just sad. For sure.
And even if he was dealing with some mental health things, I hate how easy it is to paint someone as dealing with mental health things. I think they were putting some substances on him too, if I recall correct.
Yes. I saw that.
Yeah. So, again, I mean, not much to unpack here.
Rest in peace to Liam Payne. Our thoughts prayers condolences for his family friends fans and again it's just a lot of RIPs a lot of RIPs as of late um two months two months well a month before one holiday another two months before another holiday.
Crazy. Yeah.

Go on and cue that

on up for us.

Playboy.

I got you.

Yeah.

I got you right now.

My man.

Because we need no

more R.P.'s.

Please. Whoa! There we go.
You made me happy. Hey, all right now This you can dare Again, again, we're still doing it for the nine to five It's out there Shout to everybody listening out there And I won't forget Hold your head if you lost somebody recently, please, please, please, please.
I really love you. You should know.
I want to make sure I'm right, girl. Before I let go.
We had our good time. Let this rock for a minute.
let this rock for a minute, man Anybody doing something tonight? Anybody going out tonight? What up? Paddle with the saxes? Where we at? Where we at? Where we at? Where we at? Where we at tonight? The girl that she's singing Come outside for a little bit Yo, where the baddies playing wall ball at tonight? I know you're coming, man Oh boy. You're coming outside with that haircut.

Alright, we get to the

bridge and then we back

to it, back to it out

there.

Energy up, energy up

out there.

Before I let go of

you.

You're in the car, let

me hear you.

You know I think the

sun rises and shines

on you. It's all.
You know there's nothing, nothing, nothing I would not do. Oh, no.
Before I let you. All, act black, act mixed

Come on now, somebody, you know the fucking part

Come on, y'all know the part

Alright man

At the Maxwell show

They played this shit at the end

What shit?

Before I Let You Go

Niggas was in the Prudential getting it in

I bet

Walking out, this shit was all motherfuckers there

Did the electric slide in the Prudential Center

At the very end

I'm leaving with something. Nope.
I'm leaving with something. That's stupid.
That nigga ish had to go get some more nachos. Like, why are you getting nachos at the end of the concert? After the show.
Yo. To go nachos concession stand is closing.
Nah, nah, nah. They held me some over there.
Oh, man. That one in the back.
That one in the back, yo. Because this is our episode dedicated to the 9 to 5-ers.
Are you paying your tithes? Sorry. What's your true thoughts

on 9 to 5?

Like why you smirking?

Like why you laughing like that?

Be honest.

What's your real thoughts?

I used to be one.

Tell him you're down with me.

Oh, I...

You was a 9 to 5?

Left me on the left.

You ain't got no way.

The wage.

Oh, all right.

Come on, man.

Does that matter?

No, clear out.

Definitely matter.

Clear out of them.

You're a little ice cream.

I guess you could say

in 2013 through 2016 when I was doing real estate. Yeah, why you want to be down so bad? The fall off before the fall off came up.
Shut the fuck up. Oh, shit.
J. Cole got his five a matter.
And you know that ain't no fucking dollar five, but I'm going to let you rock. Okay, real estate agents get them.
It's not. She sold that two million.
Oh, you're right. It's 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
And they self-employed. You sold that $2 million home.
You don't always need to be Brandy. I want to be that.
I want to be that. She's fucking mamala.
Mamala. Yes, I'm mamala.
Because this episode is dedicated to the 9-to-5ers,

I feel it in my heart to tell y'all that the LinkedIn co-founder

says that 9-to-5 jobs will be extinct by 2034.

What does he say is going to replace them?

Reid Hoffman, the co-founder of LinkedIn,

made a prediction that 9-to-5 jobs will become extinct by 2034.

The unfortunate part is that there's a very real possibility

that this actually happens.

Thank you. Reid Hoffman, the co-founder of LinkedIn, made a prediction that nine to five jobs will become extinct by 2034.
The unfortunate part is that there's a very real possibility that this actually happens. Additionally, by 2027, it's predicted that up to 42 percent of tasks across various industries could be automated and taken over by AI.
What do you say to that, Parkey? In 2024, you cannot rely 100 percent on a company that is looking forward to replacing you with AI in the near future. For them, it will just be a cost cut.
For you and your family, it will be a financial disaster. The simple solution to prevent this is to set yourself up financially, yada, yada, yada.
All that fucking pyramid scheme shit that we're talking about. No, couple that with houses being owned by corporations and all that shit.
You're not going to be able to buy them because they don't need the money. It's going to be fucked.
Thank you. I've been saying this shit for two years, three years.
Niggas, everybody in the country, I feel, or 90% of the country will be on some sort of government subsidy. And now they can control you.
Is there any way to reverse this? You hear that, Cesar Pena? Yo. It's gonna be an automated Uber driving, nigga.
They're gonna get you out of your little Civic, whatever you're driving. I want to catch them driving an Uber so bad.
I do. That was half of the port dudes with their strike.
Some of the strike was about money, but some of that shit was about slowing down the automation. They was trying to bring robots in to do them niggas' jobs.
And because they got a strong union, they could fight it. Most people don't have no union.
Fight to delay. Yeah, delay.
Fight to delay. Give us 10 years AI-free or...
Automation-free. Yeah.
Or just release that shit slowly, like slower than you could have. I'm going to be mad if they get rid of nine to five work before they make it a Monday through Thursday thing.
And have a Friday. That'll probably be a part of the progression.
Like, yo, we're going to let y'all off one day early, but we're going to cut y'all pay. That was the fly shit during the pandemic that some of the companies was doing.
Hey, yo, don't come in. Work from home.
And stay there. Even when the law says that we can bring y'all back in, stay there.
We done found a new way of doing this. That was a little fly.
It wasn't a new way. Could have bended it.
No. We found out that we could cut costs on all the overhead.
We don't need to be in an office building paying a light bill, a gas bill, paying for this fucking three, four, five hundred thousand dollar a month rent. Y'all niggas can stay home and still produce at the same clip.
And that's why the commercial real estate industry is fucked right now. Girl, you bailed from the real estate game.
I'm just, I'm still keep up and shit because, you know, now I buy. Them niggas, Mel.
Them niggas. Could have been selling to yourself.
Double whammy. But you left again, dropped out.
You dropped out. Life happens fast, man.
It does. It does.
Yo, when I landed, no non-elitist way to say it. When I landed yesterday, I was looking around.
Don't start your shit. T-Deboro? Yeah.
And I'm looking out the window. And Ian is like, yo.
That's Puff Jet. I look to the side and sure enough, big, black, beautiful jet sitting there desolate, parked, dark, unattended.
Dusty? No. It's a beautiful jet, so it's never going to be dusty.
And not a Teterboro. They're going to clean that shit up.
But I'm just looking at it, I'm like... The rise and the fall? Yes.
Oh, I thought you looked at it like, damn, I wonder how much you want for it now. The rise and the fall? Way out of my tax bracket.
That's a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful jet. It's a beautiful, big, huge, custom jet.
Parked. Parked.
Three years ago. Not for free, either.
Three years ago, four four years ago nobody would have ever in their right mind predicted that this would be happening mm-hmm your dog a parked jet because you and MDC mm-hmm like it ain't any ain't even somebody else is gonna be able to come pick it up painful like, oh my Lord. Yo, yo.
Other than the auctioners, right? If it comes to that. Yeah, I don't think it's there.
I don't think it's there yet, but that jet just don't seem like it should just be sitting here in the park. But I mean, there's nothing else for you.
Yeah, what else could you do? There's nothing to do. Your life is in them boys' hands.
Mama used to tell us, hey, when them boys get a hold of you of you There's nothing I can do It's just like you drive over there to the court or something And thinking you're going to be in and out And you're not And your shit's sitting there What's going to happen? Eventually, they're going to tow it over to somewhere and park it We believe NHL stories coming out about the baby oil being laced with Whatever it was laced with GHB? I don't even even know what that is. I don't know what GHB is.
Rohypnol. Rufy.
Oh, Rufy. If the police didn't say it was that.
That doesn't seem like a good way to Rufy. I'm not believing that there's a good way to Rufy.
Transdermally, yeah, absolutely. Because you probably...
How? How do you do that? Well, your skin will absorb it. That's like when niggas put ecstasy in a bitch ass.
I understand the drink part. Niggas put E-pills in women's ass before? Yes.
Yeah, I've heard that. I understand the drink part.
You offer somebody a drink, you got some shit in it. How do you do that with baby oil? At night time.
It goes through your pores and skin.

It goes beside you.

If we outside and it's the daytime and it's 100 degrees

outside, I understand the premise.

Like, I'm going to rub it on you. You're not going to know what you're really

getting rubbed on. You think it's baby oil.

Not just that. Everybody don't use baby oil or suntan.

So it ain't suntan lotion.

It ain't... You get what I'm saying?

Come here, girl. Let me give you a massage real quick.

That's true. That's possible.

But at nighttime, ain't nobody getting no oil down at night.

It's sick shit.

I don't know.

If they're not participants of it, it's sick.

I don't know.

I'm waiting for him to have his day in court to explain some of this stuff.

Okay, so GHB isn't real hypnol.

I just wanted to make sure that I was correct, but I'm not.

So if it was GHB, this is what they say you will feel if you have taken it. Feelings of euphoria, increased sex drive, lowered inhibitions, drowsiness, tremors, nausea, diarrhea.
There's always a possibility for overdose if you do too much. But yeah, those are the...
That sounds like the end of all the big pharma commercials. Yeah.
That sounds like at the end when the guy come on and start talking about it. Side effects may include.
At the very end, and death. And in rare cases, death.
And you gotta say it fast, though. It's fast as shit.
Well, like the feelings of euphoria and losing it. If you don't know, just start throwing up.
If you get diabetes from this, call your doctor. And you might die.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo, I ain't going to hold you.
Put a bunch of people in a lot of someone. Shorty get horny and I start humping and she starts shitting on me.
That's not the move. Some niggas into that.
I think some guys are into that, though. Not enough guys for us to discuss it.
Not enough guys for us to discuss it. It's a freak.
It's lick the kneecaps in the back of the kneecaps, right? Yeah, you're a freak. You're a freak.
Work it like a real freak should. You lick the ankles and shit, right? And you go up.
I think that's a little different. Keep out, nigga.
You lick her underarm, you freak boy. Let me find a spot under your arm.
You always trying to play mental games with women. Stop.
When you used to. Not now.
You're married. Wait, that mean you got to stop playing mental games with women? I think when you're in a relationship, you should.
You shouldn't tease. Shouldn't, man.
I mean, you only tease it because of your ego. Because if you're happy, you're happy.
You have all the women in one. Oh, your wife got on you.
Oh, it's all right. No, no, no.
I see the type of week you've been in that house for because I don't watch the podcast you think I don't hear I don't care about that tag in the park I'll say what I want should you play mental games if you relationship, Joe? Should you? I'm going to ask you.

You shouldn't.

But is it fun?

Oh, God.

So women like y'all niggas.

They chase y'all.

Y'all niggas is hymns

when y'all go outside.

Who y'all niggas?

Like, yo, you got a thing with you.

You, E, Joe, you know what I mean?

Y'all niggas is faithful,

but y'all niggas is faithful, but that nigga's just legends.

That tongue shit works.

I watched it work.

That shit is like a cat call.

That shit works.

Why would a bitch like shit like that?

I think they think you're going to eat it.

I think so.

I think they think you're going to eat that pussy.

You don't have to say hi, nigga.

You just lick your lips. You take that LL shit to another level.
Yeah, nigga. Oh, let me get some.
I don't drink. Let me get a lemonade.
He licked his lips. Yo.
This nigga is a fool, yo. Girls like me before they learn I play mental gymnastics.
They do. That's true.
Well, you're a nice guy, Joe. You don't give yourself enough credit.

You act like you mean.

Well, because I don't.

You act like me.

The mental gymnastics is part of them liking you, though.

No, he's nice, but I don't pull the mental gymnastics out like off the rip.

Like, I just rely on being a nice guy, not off the rip.

You just start off with cartwheels.

Yeah.

Give me an A.

Look, after you got him now, it's round off backflip, semi-tuck full.

That's what I hate about. You know what I hate about him, though, Ish? Hold on, let me get ISO.
Hold on, let me get ISO. Look, after you got him now, it's round off backflip.
Send me tuck four. That's what I hate about.

You know what I hate about him, no ish?

Hold on, let me get ice over.

Hold on, let me get ice over.

Oh, boy.

Let me get ice over.

What the fuck is he talking about?

Get this, you know ish?

I submit to that.

I submit to that.

You're absolutely right.

Car wheels sometimes.

Don't say nothing again.

I was looking at ice.

Don't look at me.

Do you think that mental gymnastics could also be hours and hours and hours and hours

I'm going to go Don't look at me. Do you think that mental gymnastics could also be hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours? I knew that's right where you was going.
I knew it was. I said, don't look at me.
I knew exactly what it was. Nah, but you act like you're not a nice guy when you are.
That's what I don't like about you. Like, you mad.
When people meet you, you mad nice and cool. You just keep on.
That's the part my girl hates. On here you act like you're not a nice guy when you are.
That's what I don't like about you. Like, you mad.
When people meet you, you mad nice and cool. You just keep...
That's the part my girl hates. On here, you act like you're not nice.
Like, oh, I'm not nice. You mad cool.
You ish. That niggas is nice.
None of my people that came here ever didn't get any bad feeling from any one of you. Just nice.
I be thinking I'm trying to be a gentleman. Huh? They all have ass.
I don't want to say that, but what I'm saying is, because it could be a bad day up here. A player, yeah.
And I have somebody there, oh, how you doing? He goes, introduces himself, he's mad cool. But when he talks about it, he makes it seem like he's mean, but he's not.
Well, that's a defense mechanism to keep him away. True, I got it.
Keep him away. Did y'all hear about the shit where people can now communicate through dreams? We talked about it the other day.
A telekinesis? That's a new thing? Briefly. They invented this shit? Yes.
So they put these people together and they had them both... The Neuralink shit? What is this? It's kinda.
Remspace, a Silicon Valley startup, made history by enabling communication between two people in lucid dreams. On September 24th 2024, participants used

specialized equipment to exchange a

message while asleep. The

experiment used advanced brainwave

sensors to track the dream communication process.

Participants successfully

sent and received a word

using RimSpace's custom

dream language.

Get that shit the fuck out of here. Don't let my girl hear that they made this.
That's the good part about sleep is I got to talk to somebody. You was thinking about Tanisha in your sleep? No, get this shit out of here.
This got to go. Yo, I'm telling you.
This got to go. I didn't think about that, but my girl would crack my dream.
She would crack the code. She would type in the password right to my dream.
No, we don't need that. Yeah, no.
Yeah, no. I don't want to dream about none of you.
I went to sleep early for a reason. You was key-keying with that bitch in your dreams.
That's crazy. Sometimes I be getting jumped in my dream when I look to the side on the sidewalk and say, help.
And they just stand there. They don't sit there.
Well, maybe a nigga come out and help actually now. I be wanting to finish the dream.
It's a good one. I be wanting to finish it when you wake up.

Try to go back to sleep.

You think you're going to pick up where you left off.

It just don't work.

It don't work.

Invent that.

Let us finish the dream, nigga.

I almost.

Well, let me repeat some of them.

I was right there about the nut.

Yeah, I was right there about the nut.

Let my shit up.

My shit like this.

Wake it up.

Who you was thinking about?

Who you was thinking about?

It's just morning. It's It's just more than one.
Right there. Who you was thinking about? Oh, man.
Well, you run your household, so you can be honest. I was thinking about...
Before seven. Mmm.
He's saying that before seven, you run your household. Like, after seven.
After seven is baby face cousin in them. Baby face cousin.
The group. After seven.
After seven. Look at you with the deal.
I'm like, what? I forgot after seven. That's funny, son.
What's she doing? I don't know. What she did? I think her jeans are uncomfortable for her, so she's trying to.
She She keeps in Joe, you can't say that, Joe.

Crunchy, my friend.

You can't say that.

But why her hand

keeps staying there?

Because it's chilly

in this fucking room, okay?

So I'm

He shit up.

Oh!

He's got some hair, boy.

Put a big beat.

Stop!

He told me it's cold, nigga.

If he'll knock it off.

It's cold outside.

It's my thighs, thank you. They're keeping my hands warm.
All right, well, good for you. Mm-hmm.
If y'all could communicate. But women are crazy.
How do you get cold and you come to work like that? We're always cold. Because y'all all anemic.
Well, I'm not anemic, but... You are.
Yeah, you're supposed to be healthy, man. Why is it at 69? Because Joe walked over there and did that.

I watched him.

Yeah, I walked over there and did that.

But, yo, you got the cropped turtleneck on.

Exactly, man. You dressed for a snowstorm.

No, but we're not on the beach.

A stripper snowstorm.

A snowstorm stripper.

Hey, yo, bring Becky and them, nigga.

We up in the mountains, nigga. Let's go.
I'm sure I asked y'all this before But everybody here is cool with a nude beach Yeah we did I know we did I don't remember With your crew Yeah You was walking around dangling No You ain't cool with it Nig Nigga had to pull my trunk.

Hey, get your shit tucked.

Hey, get your shit tucked.

Who's daddy slim leg over there?

Yo, you'll be nude on that tall glass of milk.

You'll do that?

I would do it.

Really?

I would, yeah.

I've done it before.

I wasn't.

I've gone.

It wasn't nobody. I went in the morning.
Parks, have any man ever tried to bag you? Yeah. And how did you handle that? You ain't a hunk.
No, I'm just saying I'm a hunk. What the fuck are you talking about? How did you handle it? Do you tell them, no, nah, I'm single, homie? I mean, I'm not single.
I'm married. I'm straight.
I'm straight. I'm straight.
You say I'm straight? Yeah, I'm straight. Okay.
Somebody tried to bag you before? I don't play those games. Are you gay if you get a dude robot and he massages you? Serious question.
Why are you getting a dude robot? I didn't get one. You're saying why with the person? Maybe they ran out of bitches.
Maybe they ran out of the girls. It's the last one you could get.
It's the last one. You got the dude robot.
He specializes in the massages. Are you gay if you let the dude...
You only gay if you tell a nigga the master to jerk you off. Yeah, he give you a happy ending.
You're not gay if the dude robot jerks you off. What? It's a dude.
It's not a dude, idiot. It's a robot.
It's not a dude, stupid. You're a robosexual.
Yo, I was not a dude. Yo, I'll knock you out right now.
That's gay, bro. If you have a male robot jerk you off, that's gay.
I ain't going to hold you. He got robot meat hanging out too and all that shit.
That's a word. No, no, come on.
Stop it. Robot meat ain't meat.
It's metal. And it's form of meat.
So he always hard then. So now he going hard while he jerking you off.
That's like when she already got shit pierced with some stupid shit down her head. Yeah.
Roast beef. Yeah, maneuver around this fucking device.
Yeah. Y'all can eat pussy good when she got it, when she got that shit down there? Decorate it.
That's what they be getting it for. No, I'm asking about your part in it.
We know what they be getting it for, but are y'all still a master of ceremony when they got it? I've never encountered the pierced clit. Ever? Never.
Pierce clit? No. Of course.
Y'all or do that shit be in the way? It don't be in the way. You talking a licky tongue, nigga.
How it gonna be in the way? He can lick her thighs and put it at the same time, nigga. Talking a licky tongue.
Wait, y'all lick that shit? Yeah. Yeah.
It doesn't seem like the greatest flavor. Or the most hygienic thing to lick.
Or that, yeah. It's aluminum.
I'm thinking about that in the morning. Well, I did it too, but still.
So what you talking about? You're disgusting, though.'all are nasty. Because I profess to be nasty.
Don't nobody up here not profess to be nasty. They just don't be talking about the shit.
Oh, yo, you nasty. I forgot.
Four minute nasty. Yeah, I forgot about it.
He said the hump is seven. The hump is seven.
The foreplay could be 40 seven. Oh, no, we'll stay down there.
I don't care about that. No, TMI.
I don't care about the ice's foreplay. Fucking nasty creep.
If y'all could communicate through dreams, who would y'all pick in here to communicate with in your dream? We talk enough. Come on, man.
I don't want to talk to y'all niggas. All right, we got a nobody from Parks.
Ice. Erickson.
I want to talk to you niggas, man. It's a nobody.
I'm not talking to none of you niggas. You.
For me. Aw.
Aw. They don't all too fast, man.
Smash Brothers bike. They don't all too fast.
He might have a trick or diss, obviously. There's probably diss in there somewhere, but...
He wouldn't go in here dreaming to see what bitches he's dreaming about. Make sure they know his.
Yeah, I dreamt about this bitch first. I dreamt about this bitch first, nigga.
Yo, you what? I knew you was dreaming about my champ, nigga. I knew you were dreaming about my bitch, nigga.
He'll come here mad. That's what happened.
I was in the sink and Joe fucking dreamed last night, nigga. Yo, this guy is a fucking idiot, yo.
And Joe would dream just to spy on you.

That's it.

He going in your dream.

He wouldn't even let you know he in your dream.

He in your dream behind the woods somewhere.

Like this.

What's itch doing?

What do you think about that?

I had a dream the other day that fucking itch went somewhere the other night, walked in.

It was a spot full of joints.

He texted me about it.

I was like, send me a video.

And the video never came. And then I woke up.
Was that a spot full of joints. He texted me about it.
I was like, send me a video. And the video never came.

And then I woke up.

Was that a dream? I must have got busy.

I'm about to say, that sounds like real life.

Yeah, that sounds like a regular Friday night.

That sounds like real life.

In the dream.

That's probably what happened.

Stupid, yo.

Yo, what's wrong?

Sitting there waiting by the phone for the video, too.

This nigga went to party.

This nigga just went shaking his ass.

I told you he was in here, nigga.

He should have got here.

Man, yo.

I can't communicate with Mel in my dream.

She's coming in and telling me about what Flip did.

Start complaining about some shit.

What Flip did, right?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

He's on city.

Girl, get out of my dream.

I go in your dream, nigga.

I go in your dream just to see all the shit you got going on we got talking cold for a minute now some old some old spice some old spice put up something on the gram deodorant that looked like shit that she wasn't normally putting on the gram it looked like it was a little bait little thirst trappy trappy like damn this is interesting i ain't seen a post like this in years you know what going on so i went just being nosy like nah nah they ain't get divorced let me in anger the Let me go click. I hit the click.
I looked at that top number to the left. It said something like 11 posts.
Oh, we got rid of some posts. Little archiving.
Then I went to scroll down and it wasn't a big scroll. It was just quick.
New shoes on. And I'm looking.

They the suit.

Know what I ain't seen?

Him. Him.

Him.

Some chromosomes.

Hey!

Whoa!

Welcome back.

That's when you.

He was not there no more.

That's when you snatched the warm-up off.

Yeah.

Well, now that's because we're in relationships.

But it's good to know. The hey big head come out.
In the heyday, that's the warm ups come off right there. You got to like all 11 of them shit, too.
So it's at the top. You got to like all 11.
Rapid fire. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
You got to like all 11. Three point contest on this motherfucker.
Nah, one of them, the niggas be, I ain't know you where he is. I was like, oh, what? Oh, what he did? What did this nigga do? Hey, yo, you good? Yeah.
Yeah. You good? What's up? You good? Just checking on you? Get off my feet.
Get off my feet. Get off my feet.
Get him with that like after a few years. I don't know if you hear something.

So I hear.

So I hear.

They ain't kidding me.

I love mine.

That's hilarious.

Just talking to gold a little bit.

What else is important?

Bronny, Bronny, Bronny.

Bronny James, Bronny James, Bronny James, Bronny James, Bronny James.

I was hard on Ishan Mark Lamont Hill Paws for their Bronny James takes.

Now that preseason is about close to an end. Shout out to the Knicks.
Only undefeated Eastern Conference team in preseason like that matters for anything. How are we feeling about how Bronny has looked in the preseason? I know there was a clip last night of him at the free throw line with Devin Booker on the bench saying, that nigga is a bummer.
He's just not good. He's just not good.
He's just good. Because they're reading lips they're reading lips now.
They're reading lips now. You don't cover your lips, they're going to read it.
They're talking shit about Bronny James. I'm tossing to you, Ish, because you started with this when I was like, we shouldn't talk about nobody, kid, but you're in the league now.
My stance on it has always been like, it's twofold. He don't look the best.
It's twofold.

I think that as far as him being in the league

based on what my father has accomplished,

I'm all for that.

The nepotism piece is amazing.

Like, that's what the country is built on.

From a basketball perspective,

I just don't think he's ready for the big time.

I just don't think he's ready.

And there's nothing wrong with that.

It just speaks to him.

He could have stayed in college for another two years and got his game up to par. What happens from here, though, guys? Like, what was...
Okay, if he continues playing bad, can they take him from the main roster and put him in the G League? He's going to the G League. That's what everybody's saying.
Okay. He's going to the G League.
How is he doing the freak? That's not a fix, because the people in the G League are some of the best players in the world. Yeah, true.
Like real athletes fighting for their one shot to get in the league. These are niggas that might have been cracking your ass in college had you still been there.
Yes, indeed. So there's no sure shot that you're going to deliver in the G League.
That's true. Let me ask you a question.
And that might hurt you even more. Y'all absolutely think without a doubt he's going to the G League because I don't.
I do. What do you think is going to happen if he doesn't go? I think this is bigger than basketball.
This is a marketing play. He'll be in the G League.
It's definitely a marketing play. Because of that aspect alone, we want him.
I don't care if he don't suit up the first year at all. If you don't even get in the game, we want him on that bench.
We want him on that. We just want him and him and his dad.
They are together on the same team. All year on the Laker bench.
All that shit is cute before Christmas. No, bigger than that.
All that on the Laker bench. You still not getting a return on your investment from him as a basketball player.
You wanted him to develop, too. Exactly.
You wanted him to get burned. For him to go to the G League, now he's going to get his game.
He's still a, because they say I say kid too much. You do.
He's still a younger gentleman that has mad upside if he works on his game. Mad potential.
Yeah, he's still got a ton of upside if he works on his game. You need to go on the G League and get your ass kicked on, and you're going to learn from every single game.
What's bad about him now? What is wrong with this game? It's levels to basketball, bro. It's like anything else in the world.
Football, any sport, it's like taking a high school person and putting them in the pros. But they did that before, and some of the niggas that went from high school did great.
And it's levels to basketball. What are his stats right now? Like free throw? They also changed the rule.
For that specific reason. Because there's too many of y'all players coming out here that's not ready for the league.
Yeah, most of the people that came out at high school level were not good. There was just some shining examples of ones that were.
Some of these people came from. And Kwame Brown was an example that came in, right? He turned out to be okay.
And in basketball, he didn't. Serviceable.
Yeah. He didn't.
Okay. He didn't.
We talking about Kevin Garnett. Yeah.
Kobe. Kobe.
Yeah. Braun.
He got it. Braun.
Like, it was a few people that came out of high school. Jermaine O'Neal.
And just went crazy. But the average person.
For sure, even Jermaine took a little bit, honestly, before he became really, really. Just on a team that had a lot of jokers.
Yeah. Yeah, you could tell that Jermaine was supposed to be...
He was going probably, yeah. But I just think that...
And from a point guard perspective, yo, he's smaller. Like, those are some of the most skilled basketball players in the world when you're that size.
Because your athleticism is not going to necessarily take you over the hump when you're that little. You know what I'm saying? He's 6'1", 6'2".
So your athleticism ain't going to take you over the hump. You're going to need the skills to be there.
So I just think that he got a ton of upside. I think him going to the G League is going to do him well.
But as far as him playing for the Lakers on the main big screen, he's not ready for that. So when do you think he goes to the G League? How long? He'll be in the G League in November.
Oh, damn. Early.
Yeah, probably. Season starts.
Yeah. We got to get you some reps.
How do you think that they're going to handle that transition? I think he'll be there before Valentine's Day is my guess. I mean, the Lakers and— Like, I don't know how this happens, but, like, how are they going to handle the transition of him leaving the league to go to the G League? Well, that's not— That's not— It's not uncommon.
A lot of the younger basketball... But he's not common.
He's LeBron's son. So they can do it as quietly as they want, but it's going to be noticeable simply because of who he is.
Of course. So how do they handle the transition? I don't think anybody with any basketball knowledge or any basketball IQ thinks that Bronny James will be in the NBA for the duration of the season.
I think that that was almost a guarantee that he was going to split time between the NBA and the G League. Do you think LeBron shares that sentiment? Absolutely.
LeBron is a high IQ basketball player. He knows from just the eye test that he may have shit he needs to work on.
He's going to want his kid to get better. Yeah.
They said the younger one is better than Brownie. They're saying he has more upside than he's taller.
Based on the height? Yeah, he's taller. Just projection.
He's a skill set. Just watch it.
That's what I'm saying. It's an eye test.
If I see Joe play basketball, I see Parks play basketball, from me watching him for six months, I can tell you which one is a better basketball player. Got it.
You know what I'm saying? Like, it's not a hard thing to do. And I think that, again, Bronny wants his son to get better.
Bron. I mean, that's what I mean.
Pardon me. Bron wants his son to get better.
So him down there getting reps, these is pros. These niggas is nice in the G League.
These niggas ain't bums. Like, we ain't treating them niggas like they trash.
These niggas are super nice. So them down there, you playing against them every day, you're only going to get better and learn down there.
But if I'm playing against the best, right, wouldn't that be the better chance? He's not going to get in. He's not going to get reps.
He's not going to get time. If you're not good enough, you're not going to get burned.
Not at all. I stepped on the basketball court a couple days ago for the first time in a lot of years.
You harbor a lot of hate in your heart. I'm over my triple double.
Not that ass. I'm harping.
It's cool you harping. I'm harping.
I got it, dog. I stepped on a court the other day for the first time.
I'm going to start doing it. I keep saying it, to get my cardio in.
Yes. Dog, I have no business on a basketball court today other than cardio.

It's bad.

Other than cardio.

It's bad.

I mean, it was set up as a half, but, I mean, I ran to the other side of the court and then walked to my locker.

I got one little trek up the court before it's.

That was enough. Yep.
Y'all got it. Yep.
I did it. Also, my last basketball question.
Why is Kenny Anderson's number not retired at Georgia Tech? Really? I feel like that's a black crime. The same way I feel like I'm takinggie Bush Heisman was a black crime.
Kenny Anderson's number not being raised at Georgia Tech is a crime. I'm not giving it to Stephon Marbury.
No. They didn't raise Steph.
I didn't see it. They didn't raise Dennis Scott? If they didn't raise them, then it's cool.
If they raised them and didn't raise Kenny Anderson, then it's not cool. I saw Mark Price.
He came before Kenny. And I saw some niggas before my time in the 60s.
I ain't see a Travis Best. They might ain't get around to you.
That's what I was asking. Kenny.
That's a lot of time. Yeah.
Yeah. You got a point.
Like, my thing is, have they raised anybody's jersey since? Nah, that's the time it's passed. Leave the Weapon 3 is the 90s.
Leave the Weapon 3 is the 90s. That's enough time.
It is. I'm a great with you.
They just ain't doing it. I want to boycott for a New York, New Jersey legend.
For Kyrie before Kyrie. I want to do something about this.
Kenny Anderson, I love you if you're listening, man. That's all I got on sports.
I don't have nothing else on sports. Yo, real quick, was there any discipline to the guy that leaked the other guy's address on TV? I haven't heard anything about it yet.
I think they're trying to sweep it under the rug a little bit, but... I haven't heard anything about it yet.
Hopefully, I can hear it out in the streets. Speaking out in the streets.
Yeah, what's up, boy? I mean, you showing up. You showing up.
What's up? Go ahead. I'm ISO.
I'm ISOing out. I mean, listen.
Say it about me. If you were preparing for me to exit, too, if I was preparing for you to exit, and this is my company.
I'm going to do a flip. Somebody just sent me this.
Yeah, you know what I'll do. I'll give.
Come on, man. What is it? R.I.P.? Come on, man.
R.I.P.? I'm right here, nigga. I'm not dead? Oh, I just meant your time here.

What the fuck?

Man, you want me to...

You a wild boy.

Oh, yeah, after your life.

She did probably do...

Oh, shit.

She probably...

That might be her dream.

Maybe not.

Not at all.

Her dreams are insidious.

Yo.

Hey, yo, listen.

I appreciate it.

Shout out to Joe.

Shout out to Ian.

What we're talking about is... Hold on, wait.
I'm about to do it. Let me do it right.
Shout out to the J.ious. Yo.
Hey, yo, listen. I appreciate it.
Shout out to Joe. Shout out to Ian.
What we're talking about is...

Hold on, wait.

I'm about to do it.

Let me do it right.

Shout out to the JBN.

Improper Improv Season 2 promotion posters

are now put up all over the city.

Shout out to the whole Joe Button Network, Joe.

And, you know, real excited, man. Kind of flustered it's a great move nervous overwhelmed I'm just saying like if I was Joe and you know one of my great talents was leaving I'll give give him everything he wanted towards the end as well nigga I love it played out no I feel like's a great thing, man.
We have a lot of things that we're working towards. Season two is going to be great.
Joe and the team has invested a lot. Even in the studio, they had put so much resources into making season two be the best that it can be.
And I'm truly appreciative. You know what I mean? I know I joke around a lot and shit like that, but it's up from here.
You got a date yet? It's up from here. Within the next 10 days.
Oh, shit. 10, 15 days, yeah.
Oh, we there. Yeah, I appreciate it.
Good shit, bro. And I want to thank my brother, man.
Thank you for signing off on that, man. I know I say a lot of leaving shit, but you know, I love you, nigga.
It's a right to show love. It's a right to be cool, my nigga.
It's a right to show love. I love you, bro.
Thank you. I love you, too.
Yeah, but that love is a little, uh. If that love was a little, uh, it wouldn't be a billboard.
Nowhere. It wouldn't be a sign.
Nowhere. I love that.
I love that we get to do that and play that way and post that way and billboards everywhere as as as somebody who has gone in corporate offices to say hey do you not know the impact that we're having do you not know that people want to see this can we pay for a spot somewhere in the five boroughs so that the commuters the nine to fibers the people that are out looking around can notice out looking around can know that some shit is coming. They never wanted to do it.
Ever, ever, ever wanted to do it. Till all the podcasters out there went and found that company that rent the billboards, and y'all went to stand there, your shit was up for 17 hours, and then came right down.
You niggas went to take a picture. I changed the billboard game.
But anyway. Now you my nigga.
No, I'm definitely,

all jokes aside,

I'm extremely appreciative.

Of course you do.

I'm extremely appreciative

and I just want to

do the best that I can do, man.

Show that while I'm needed here,

wanted here,

and while, you know,

it's always and forever, man.

Take it how you want to.

I support that,

doing the best you can do

at the end of the concert.

Come on, man.

Come on. Clap it up for that.
Not that ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
End of the deal. Get the shit off.
I don't care. I think I support you.
Congratulations. Congratulations.
I look forward to seeing what you got going on. I sort of said over there, looks fly.
Thank you. I know all the work that has been going into that.
I know we clown on fucking Mel's long rollout, but your rollout been about a year. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, don't get busy. Turn up.
You know. Turn up.
That's it. You know, we got to sit down and talk, you know, you and I.
Not no lunch, not lunch, just regular conversation, casual conversation. Then we will.
We'll charge together now that both our cars plug in. But I'm here to turn up, man, and I'm expecting to see, you know, I'm expecting to see all of you make an appearance, you know, on these episodes, man.
I'm saying we could charge our things together. We heard you.
We heard you. We got you.
But it's a different type of charges. Your charges are different.
Don't try to play around with me. It's the regular shit.
It ain't even got the third prong. You shouldn't have ground it.
You shouldn't not ground it. Oh, man.

I can't wait to see you turn up, Flip.

Congratulations.

And I can't wait to see Mel turn up.

Congrats.

You're about close to two weeks away with whatever it is you were doing.

I said close to two weeks away.

I know you and Imani got the spaces going on this weekend.

A lot of work, a lot of promo been going into what you're doing.

So I support the both of you and wish you all the best.

Hey, man, let me tell you something real quick.

They can say whatever they want about you, but once your claws is in them niggas, they can't get away. Once your claws...
I have no idea what you're talking about. Niggas start making spaces.
They start dressing up the YouTube for you. Niggas start buying shoes.
You want some lunch? You want me to take the ice off your window again? Can you play something? That nigga had no car! It's me that took the ice off the window and got no rod! He's waiting for a cat! Would you shut up! No, no! Why do you give a nigga a rod down the block? I'm so shit! I I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I don't have anything else that is near and dear to my heart, so how about y'all? Nah.
Season two. Anybody got any fun weekend plans coming up? Come on, where the wall ball bitches gonna be at? I'm hanging out with Isch this weekend.
I'm going to crib. Me too.
I'm gonna catch that nigga at the lazy tag convention. I'm gonna catch that.
I'm coming over there. Yo, Joe, you think if we pop up nigga crib, he gonna let us in? No, no.
Not at all. Really? Not at all.
I'll get shot. You might have some tea or some coffee or something.
If he look out his window and see me, he's gonna think I'm taking this shit to the next level. No.
You know a lot of people don't like unannounced? Me a lot of people. For real, you too? Fuck no.
Meet a lot of people. If I'm in an area, I can't pop in and check.
No. I'm without a text or a call.
You too pop? If you text and call, don't come. Only a certain certain amount of people can do that.
Like, Corey can pop up on you and check on you. No, come on.
Don't do that, Joker. No, he can't.
Corey can do that with me because I know 40% of the time he's not really coming. When Corey say, yo, you going to be home? I'm like, yeah.
He ain't coming. But he was supposed to come the other day until he looked at the score of that Cowboys game, and then I hit him.
I was like, yo. What happened? Door open.
Where you at? Door open. What happened? Wide open.
But only parents can do that, though, right? Parents get that. Family, yeah, for sure.
Family get the luxury. Got it.
OK. Because you can't turn.
Nice. Ish.
I'm about to trigger my family. Go ahead.
Y'all go. Is your mom's can't pop up out of this? My mother can do anything she would like to do on the planet.
Okay, cool. But not your uncle.
Same for mine, but I would prefer. Yeah, yeah.
There we go. Call her a text.
Because you know what it is? Because me and my mom just had to talk about this recently. And I ain't going to blow a spot on my mom.
But how can I do this without blowing a spot on my mom? You know what it is? My mom called and was like, you home? I said, i'm coming but she was in brooklyn so you thought you had time or at like whenever it was by the time she got over here i forgot now i don't remember that you was coming that you was on the way so i was like can i get a call when you arrive and she was standing on I just told you I was coming and I said the gist was two hours ago yeah yeah that's a little different and then I then my mom was looking at me like feeling a way like disappointed because it's like oh my son and I don't that's not a pop-up to me that's like yeah that's not a pop-up no that's not a pop-up we can always pop up at our parents crib though we can pop up at our parents I'll pop up and just walking the door. That's what I'm saying.
We me. Yeah, that's not a pop-up.
No, that's not a pop-up. But we can always pop up at our parents' crib, though.
We can pop up at our parents'. Nigga, I pop up and just walk in the door.
That's what I'm saying. If something goes wrong and shit like that, this one house you can go to is your mother or father's house.
I pop up at my mom's crib. My grandmother's crib.
I would like... But why you said, but I would like a car? Why? Why do you need that? Because I'm an adult.
Nigga, because you might be in there getting right. I might be walking around naked.
Yeah. I might be walking around just doing something to wear.
She has a key to come in your home, Joe?

Yeah, my mom always has a key.

Okay, that's why.

Okay, that's a different one.

I'm always a key.

I got it.

Okay, I got it.

See, that's different.

You might be walking into something you ain't, you know what I mean?

My mother told me that shit.

Yeah, stop walking in the house.

Like, announce that you're here or something.

Mom, who are you?

Yeah, mom, come here to see me on soft.

Come on, man.

Get out of your head.

Yo, what?

Yeah. Just walking around.
You think I'm hard walking around? Oh, my God. She be embarrassed? No.
Shit, I came out of her. You produced this fucking...
This medium. This Sienna.
This teeny weird. This be a shame.
Teeny weird. All right.
All right, girl. Why are you looking around? I'm not looking around.
Shut the fuck up. Stop.
Stop it. You know what's so good about you? You can't hold shit down at all.
That's my favorite part about you. How can I not hold shit down? It's just those rainy days.
This nigga can't hold shit down. He can't hold water.
He can't hold water. That nigga got rubber hands.
All jokes aside, I can't. You can't hold it down.
Joe, stop it. It's different, bro.
Yes, I can't, Joe. Well, I won't find out.
Joe, stop it. I won't find out.
Joe's mad. Stop, Joe.
What? Stop doing that. You know I can.
Stop. I mean...
Stop doing that. Like, shit be...
We both crossed that line between personal and entertainment. If it's something personal, I can.
You know that. Dead ass.
Talk about it. We did.
And it's not about me right now, but if it's personal, I can't hold it down. Listen, if I find out something and once you open the door to it, I'm just going to jump on the bandwagon.
If you never open the door to anything, if you give me any clue, if I think something and I see you say a clue, I'm jumping on it. Yes, that's my opening.
No, no, no, no. Please me first.
No, ask me. Ask me whatever you want.
Yeah, y'all go ahead. I'm a fine sleeper.
You find out something, and you kick the door in. No, not true.
Not true, Freeze. Okay.
Not true.

You got it.

Whatever you say.

Not personal shit.

Some shit I found out.

Yes, but not personal personal shit.

Not personal personal shit, man.

That's all.

All right.

Again, I'm cool.

Nobody's doing anything this weekend.

I asked y'all that.

House party.

You know, I got a long weekend.

House party for your birthday.

When tomorrow?

Tomorrow.

Mm-hmm.

Happy birthday, brother. Thank you.
Thank you. I might have to pop up over party for your birthday when tomorrow? Tomorrow.
Mm-hmm. Happy birthday, brother.

Thank you, thank you.

I might have to pop up over here.

Who's cooking?

You?

We're getting something.

I like when you cook.

I mean, I'm not cooking for 20, 30 people on my birthday.

You shouldn't have to cook on your birthday, boy.

Yeah.

Your kickbacks do be lit when you cook. I mean, that's true.

But you should have cooked something.

I should have cooked something. For the early goals.
For the people that got sets and I'll come early. Hey, yeah, to do it like the auntie do.
I only made six lamb chops. When they gone, they gone.
Maybe I'll, maybe I'll see if I figure something out.

Last and maybe least, I don't have anything else after this. Triller merges with financial services and health care firm AGBA.
It's been a bumpy couple of years for short video platform Triller in terms of its music deals. It was sued by UMG in 2023 over royalty payments and reporting and agreed to pay Sony Music $4.5 million later that year to settle part of a previous lawsuit filed by that company.
Then in January 2024, one of Triller's own regulatory foulings admitted that it was behind on $23.6 million of music licensing payments. Since then, the company has agreed to a merger with a financial services and healthcare company called AGBA,

and this week that merger has been completed.

The new entity called Trilla Group Inc.

plans to trade on the NASDAQ Capital Market Exchange

from today, October 16,

with a statement to come next week, October 22,

on its future leadership, strategy, and objectives. They trading now? Yeah.
Yeah. And just real quick, while you're looking at O'Bish, I was mentioning Kenny Anderson, the Georgia Tech, the jersey retirement thing.
I said Dennis Scott did have his jersey retired, so I did some looking here. No, I just said I wasn't sure about Dennis Scott.
Yeah, I was asking. Well, he just became eligible.
Georgia Tech posted something on their school website back in June. Dennis Scott became eligible to have his jersey retired in December when he received his Executive Master of Business Administration degree.
So it might be something tied to a degree. That makes sense.
Because Georgia Tech, one of them smart schools. Yeah, but it's just interesting that it's not a bachelor's.
It's like, you know, why it had to be a master's. Because not everybody's going to go for that.
Everybody's not going to. I don't think Mark Price, well, that I know.
But they're not saying that you have to get a master's to be retired. Maybe those guys didn't get degrees at all.
That happens too. Yeah, maybe you have to have some degree.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know.
But this just says his eligibility was once he got that degree. Gotcha.
So that might be why the other guys aren't. Yeah, that helps me a little bit.
It does. All right.
Let me just make sure I am to the good. And it looks like I am to the good.
Summer Walker's coming, but we'll talk about that some other time. I heard this in a bit.
You bitches better move out of the way when Summer Walker come, but ain't going to shoot my load right now. We'll talk about that later.

How am I feeling?

How am I feeling?

How am I feeling right now?

I played this before, but I'm playing it again

because that's how I feel.

That's how I feel, man.

You need some help?

Why would I do that? Actually, sometimes I do need help. Got you.
Man, for you to be one of the numbers I could call when I'm in need of help. For sure.
I appreciate that. Not a problem.
And I hope you don't change that. Got you.
When you reply like that, it makes me feel like you rubbing the help like in my face it makes me feel down

I was just saying

you gotta go backwards in life

I don't want you to go backwards I want you to go

okay now I'm not playing it

now I'm not playing it

now I'm not playing it

you can tell when he got some heat that he found

I don't know

I know Aaron Ray dropping nigga

I know Aaron Ray

you ain't the only one that know Aaron Ray is coming out nigga

fuck out of here

alright now I ain't playing it god damn it

Thank you. Ray dropping nigga? Oh man.
I know Aaron Ray. You ain't the only one that know Aaron Ray is coming out nigga.

Fuck out of here.

Alright now I ain't

playing it god damn it.

Let's see.

I'm going with

Hombre.

You know it.

My girl.

This is called SWV.

The whole thing is like

interludes but they all

fired so fuck it. New droopers! Wanna see you weather the storm Break it feel like we're only one I don't gotta explain You know my life Can't let me not come down What am I supposed to do after a night like this? A night like this She don't miss As soon as we kiss, I'll fall all the way down on me All the things I wanna do Okay, throw it away.
Throw it the fuck away. Jesus.
But why you don't throw it away? I'm in the middle of something. Mel left some cauliflower in the fridge.

I did not leave anything.

I ordered food.

Mel left Brussels sprouts in the fridge that's thinking up the whole place.

It smell like...

That's what that is.

It smell like vegetable ass cheeks in here.

I tell her about it, and she say, well, just throw it away.

No, nigga, you fucking throw it away.

It'll get thrown away.

I just ordered it, and I can't can't and honestly I can't smell anything

Bro. Let's go.

I can't smell anything.

I think y'all are making it up.

I think y'all are making it up.

What's up?

What's up?

What's up?

What's up?

What's up?

What's up?

What's up?

What's up?

What's up?

What's up? Until I see the sun, wanna see weather the storm

Make it feel like we were one

I don't gotta explain, you know my name

Can't blame me, not coming down

What am I supposed to do after a night like this?

A night like this, she don't miss

As soon as we kiss, I'll fall all the way down on me All the things I wanna do to you That's right, that's right Get what you want, I don't plan it cause I'm in the car I wanna way till you want me to roll Making notes for me like it's your soul

Got some change that'll fall like the season

You just said you said I'm off a leash

We don't gotta get up like a seat, babe

Relax, relax for me one time

Better be a dream

No, I can't believe

Water coming down

What am I supposed to do after a night like this?

Thank you. Can't believe me What am I supposed to do after a night like this? A night like this She don't miss you Soon as we can't shut up and you're raining down on me All the things that I wanna do to you That's right, that's right That's brand new music from Andre, friend of the show, shout out to her Record is called SWV Available in your phones and on DSPs right this second alright man I'm playing something off of Big X to Plug album man this album is crazy yo I really really really need y'all to go check this album out way before you play it go ahead such a nice guy met him recently and I was mad that I didn't finish his album.
So I could really, but I keep hearing it's crazy, but he, absolute. And, great guy.
I feel bad because, I forget what boxer it was that had a fight out there and he had, he had him walking out. Yeah, he had him walking out and we joked about it because we weren't familiar.
Yeah. My bad.
But days after that, I got familiar because they checked me. They fixed me up.
Yo, he's big over here. You might not know him yet, but y'all clowning, but this nigga's one of them ones.
And they right. It sound like it.
This album is my condition. It's crazy.
They had it playing. I bought it.
I'm going to finish it, but sick. And he's hilarious, man.
Shout out to Big S to Pluck. Anyway, my sleeper is called Leave Me Alone.
Let the band ride Ayy Big X man I need me a feature Ayy Big X can you get on this song? Ayy Big X man shut the fuck up I just want all you people to leave me alone Ayy Big X man I need me a feature Ayy Big X can you get on this song? Ayy Big X nah I ain't even got it Where was you when I did all this shit on my own? Lately baby mama been trippin' After all of this shit she been gettin' Made a baby she stealin' her feelings Went through my phone to see all of these women Not knowing that I could care less about these bitches I'm top it, why these niggas mention the biggest? Watching me when they could be getting richer Probably mad cause they can't need to 60 I done lost all the love that I had Think about Lil' bro and I start getting mad How the fuck did you say you knew what type of nigga I was when all I did was give you a chance? I'm the one bought you all of them shirts I'm the one who bought you all them pants I'm the one who took you off the streets And gave you a place to come lay your head AY BIG X MAN I NEED ME A FEATURE AY BIG X CAN YOU GET ON THIS SONG AY BIG X MAN SHUT THE FUCK UP I JUST WANT ALL YOU PEOPLE TO LEAVE ME ALONE AY BIG X MAN I NEED ME A FEATURE AY BIG X CAN YOU GET ON THIS SONG AY BIG X NOW I AIN'T EVEN GOT IT WHERE WAS YOU WHEN I DID ALL THIS SHIT ON MY OWN THEY SAY THE MORE MONEY MORE PROBLEMS THAT'S FACTS EVERYBODY GONNA SPEAK EVEN IF THE SHIT CATS WHERE WAS ALL OF THESE FOLKS WITH OPENIONS AND SHIT BUP folks with opinions and shit? But I lived in this shit when I used to sell crap See nobody care when you doin' that bad I came up from the money, may have to wear man Now they all want some clout in a piece of the bag, it's too bad Know the fucks left me out on my ass I know you remember you left me, I said shit I know you remember X broke with that flam I bet you remember me turnin' up bad, now I'm lit nigga, dancing I'm payin' Three years I got rich, I put rapping my past Now I'm rapping about painting my hurt

Don't think I'm a pussy, get put on a shirt

In a hearse like six feet deep in that dirt

AY BIG X, man, I need me a feature

AY BIG X, can you get on this song?

AY BIG X, man, shut the fuck up

I just want all you people to leave me alone

AY BIG X, man, I need me a feature

AY BIG X, can you get on this song?

AY BIG X, now I ain't even got it

Where was you when I did all this shit on my own? Again, that record is called Leave Me Alone by Big X to Plug. If it's a new album, Take Care, Sing Your Bone, DSPs, all that good shit.
Go check that album out, man. It's a really, really good album.
It's a lot of just real records on there.

Salute to him.

I'm going to check it out.

I bought it, but I ain't playing it.

What I am going to play is some Benny the Butcher and 38 Spash.

This is Money Counter off Stabbed and Shot 2, which is out now. And we just do it naturally, we never like really planned it Cause like yo, Rob, you know, I got this line, he like, aye, I got this line

Before you know it, we got a whole record, you know what I'm saying?

It was never like planned for us just to go back and forth

But naturally, we come up with that shit

We turn into one motherfucker when we go ahead

Huh, when I was young, moms made us read songs and proverbs

Now I only say a prayer before I buy birds I was right out after time served Steady hand while that nine stirred Most hustlers got calm nerves These niggas follow me like wise words I gave bags with strings attached like dry herbs Shootouts, entertainment, and crime merged It's hard to describe terms, I can't explain it with kind words And I'm a monster, the apex type Spend five of your paychecks with an Amex swipe Bitches ain't shit, so I live a safe sex life My next kid, I'ma get a DNA test twice I only talk in body language, y'all's be verbal A boss gon' read the room like the Wall Street Journal

All I needed was a small referral

Now I got a doomsday, two million cash, berries stashed in a four-feet burrow

Well, the hunters run them up

We went through this town enough

To the hood, I'm coming back

Plug that money counter up

I was down, but now I'm up Was just a diamond in the rough You know grinding is a must Let's plug that money counter up Now if you see me with a bitch, then this my newest one And she don't get shit but dick and chewing gum If I put a flame to it, it melt quick as aluminum You tripping land on a brick, you wouldn't know what to do with one And y'all know what my music done Help them navigate through the slum Show them how to get to and from Cause I was on the foolish run And realize a black lawyer is just as good as a Jewish one And a jealous friend is a foolish one In prison for months settled in like a monk, a Buddhist one he moved tons but dude was dumb went from pies to a crumb you can't give shit to a bum they shoulda cut off Judas' tongue no keys or combinations to the safe, gotta use a thumb so much work in that motel we buying out the floors and if the trunk ain't big enough, then we gon' hollow out the doors Well the hundreds round them up We been through this town enough To the hood I'm coming back Plug that money counter up I was down but now I'm up Was just a diamond in the rough You just a diamond in the rough You know grinding is a must You know grinding is a must Let's plug that money counter up Let's plug that money counter up That's Benny the Butcher, 38 Special, Money Counter Off Stabbed and Shot 2, which is out now Fam, somebody named it out of Stabbed and Shot. Me too.
Part two.

Part two.

Part two.

That's crazy, my nigga.

You got stabbed again, my nigga?

Damn.

And Shot.

Yeah.

I'm going to John Vinyl. This song is called War.
Excuse me, miss, I wanna check in I don't even understand how you left me breathless You're way too fine to be here and you know it Go ahead baby show it all Way me lose focus, yeah Can we get back to the focal? Excuse me miss, I wanna check in, yeah If love was an art, baby be my canvas, yeah I'm kaleidoscoping, all I see is you I'm hoping that we can make do, oh How about I'd go to war for you I'd go to war I'm hoping you'll say yes Expecting nothing less Cause I got a war for you, hey I got the war, it's war in the battlefield I got my platoon Dare somebody test us, baby Promise I will shoot Out, mm, pass the man down baby What we gonna do now baby, what we gonna do now It seems you can't let these men test my patience I'm not one to let good things go Let's connect and recalibrate this love connection we can't control I wanna understand your body I wanna take a chance, I'm trying Tell me if you want me I'm hoping you'll say yes Expecting nothing less Cause I go to war for you I go to war I'm hoping you'll say yes, expecting nothing less Cause I go to war for you, hey That is John Vinyl, and the record is called War. That's tough.

Mel?

Uh, mine is called Golden by Berhana. We We go there We Isn't what the world has gotta say Tryna make amends and stay alive Heard some snakes is comin' my way Take a month who's close now 85 We go then We go We go then We go Remember love in the summer Take you to the cinema Yellow halo above ya It's something bigger than us It's bigger than love We go We go then We go We go.
I'm going to go that shit. That new paycheck, huh? You know Louis has had beanies.
Yeah, like, they've been there had beanies. Yeah, like, they've been had beanies.
Nah, well, I'm seeing it now. This is the ones I like now.
Like, you got eyes now, that money. Yeah, yeah, with cataract golf.
That part. Yeah, cataract.
They've been had the beanies, but you're seeing them now. Yeah, I'm seeing them, and I want them.
What'd you say, Big Mel? Feel free to place in order for two. No.
Are you not? Let me see, let me see. Baby, I'm begging, baby, I'm begging, begging, baby.
Are you not tired of men fighting over you? I mean, when does anybody ever get tired of that? I'm good. Nah, I'm good.
That beanie looks cute though. I don't know when they're going to hop up to World War II.
That's the reversible shit, right? Yeah. Yeah, they going crazy over that.
You'll see that shit everywhere. Everybody going to have it.
I'm about to get one. And then guess where you gonna see it? What? On Canal Street.
On Cano Street. The ones you see are gonna be the one.
On Cano. On Cano.
When was the last scene with the Canal, nigga? Walked up and down that shit. Keep it real, Ish.
20 years ago. You ever bought something for somebody on there? No.
You never purchased anything from Canal? No. It's lying.
Never, Ish. Never.
I believe that. He's had money since the 90s.
I know, but he's not even about that. That's why he's trying to fool people with smoke and mirrors.
Like when you say Canal, we just think that. Yeah, it's a deal.
The fakes, the orders. But right over there on Canal, any of them off streets.
Yes. There are stores.
Is he? The Supreme store over there. I don't know nothing about that.
I've never had nothing Supreme in my life. Yeah, you don't buy that shit.
There's a lot of stores over there by Canal. I don't know that.
Because you Supreme. Why you got to buy Supreme when you Supreme? God body Supreme.
Man, you bought something from Canal before? No. She lying too? No, I'm not.
No, I was asking. Y'all saying Canal, so no, y'all not lying.
Okay. But all of that flies.
I don't shop in New York that much. At Broadway and Canal.
Yeah, y'all know what I'm saying. I don't shop in New York.
All that shit is down there. No, I'm saying Canal is...
We talking about Money Canal. See, I don't shop in New York much.
Buy that girl some Calabari, nigga. You shot Paramus.

Hey, buy that girl a fucking Calabari, nigga.

Tell your man don't go outside tonight if you don't plan on spending it.

Niggas heard about that, right?

Yeah, I thought about his story all week, yo.

All week long I did.

I had so much fun when he bringing story in like that.

Facts.

They kicked my back in for it.

For that story?

Yeah, because of the old time.

And we're tied into the other story. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it's okay. It's okay.
I had a good time. Fuck them niggas.
Niggas being thirsty, man. Your man was thirsty.
He wasn't. He defends his niggas like the Titanic, like the band of the Titanic.
Going down with his shit off the smoke. He going down with his niggas.
He don't give a fuck. Yeah, no, he defends his friends to the death except for one.
Yeah. Oh, shit.
Who the one? I don't know. I bet you don't start your shit.
Nigga, you sat there watching niggas. I was in there.
I wanted you to curse the niggas out of there. I'm down with you.
I literally was in there. Yeah, what night is St.
Poppin'? Supposedly all of them. wanna change you wanna change your clothes there? you see your own shit ballerina over there you see your man floating the shit come here real quick you spent the night at home first time you came in an outfit like this you good? you usually dress up you do look like you just left a B&E.
You look like he left a B&E. They said you left a B&E.
You got the dark hoodie on. You got the dark scully.
Who grip you was at, nigga? You look like Give Up the Good to Get Sprayed was playing. And usually when you come here, you call Park for a ride, nigga.
With the new balances on. Talk to these niggas.
Come here, E. He ain't wearing that to sink, though.
He ain't wearing that to sink. He got the new balance.
But look, hold on, Joe.. No, we can't play with E because listen, E usually matched to the T.

He wasn't home

because he got the new

Balanced sweatsuit

but Jordan sneakers.

That's not E.

That's not you, nigga.

I know.

Yeah, I know.

That's not you, my nigga.

You got caught.

Everybody come out.

We got you.

Look,

come stand right, nigga.

That's not the E.

Oh, shit, dude.

You got the hat

with the outfit

and Jordans. Oh, yeah.
Where you was at last night? And that's not your hat, Niva. I saw that hat before.
That's not your hat. Oh, this nigga is different.
I got a ball to him. Yo.
Saint is popping tonight? Hey, Matty, hit me. Let me know when that Girls Love Karaoke is going on again.

I'll call you right now in the air, girl.

Call her.

I'm pulling up.

You want to do that?

I'll pull up.

No, I don't know when Girls Love Karaoke is again.

But if Sane is tonight, maybe.

New money.

You see your man, though?

You see your man?

What?

I'll pull up.

I'll pull up.

I'll look at face all over the city. Ready to the city.
Now you wanna go outside. Hey! Yeah! I see you! I see you! I see you! They gotta know what's going on.
I think he said, where is that? I'm going outside. Huh? I think he said Maddie worked there.
Maddie invited me to a spot down the block from where Catch was. She said she worked somewhere in there.
Shout out to Maddie. You know Maddie invited me to a spot down the block from where Catch was She said she worked somewhere in there Shout out to Maddie You know Maddie? Oh Yeah Oh man, I love this pod, yo Look, you two niggas, it's terrible Who the two? You and Imani.
Me and Imani? Yep.

Nothing.

I'm so lost.

Y'all my mans.

The fuck?

I got to pay my phone bill or something?

Don't tell me.

Oh, no, they clipped me yesterday. The wireless customer you are calling is not available.

Oh.

Oh.

They got to pay their phone bill.

Well, you ain't here.

There you go.

Call me right back.

Come on now.

I'm in a relationship, but call me back like I'm daddy.

That's a joke.

Answer, nigga.

I am.

Thank you. There you go.
Call me right back. Come on now.
I'm in a relationship, but call me back like I'm daddy.

That's a joke.

Answer, nigga.

I am.

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

Hey, JoJo, what's up?

Big Maddie.

All right, I'm on air.

Check this out.

Don't say nothing that would incriminate you or me.

But I was talking about that girls love carry on key the other day. Hey.

Hey. You not long.
I was out of town on business, so I missed it. And I tried to pop up on you the other night at work, but you wasn't at work.
We'll talk about that later. It looked like it was a nice time in there.
Girls love karaoke. You know who else love karaoke? Girls love karaoke.
Niggas love it. Niggas do too.
Niggas love it. You know us love karaoke girls love karaoke Yo, it's we tired of standing on couches and staring at each other.
Yes Yes, yo y'all doing this again next month sometime We're doing it Wednesday and then we're gonna do it again on the 30th. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What Wednesday? Next Wednesday? There's Wednesday coming up. Yeah, next Wednesday.
That is the 23rd. Yo, Matty.
Uh-oh. Yo, Matty, I'm pulling up.
It's flipped, girl. Uh-oh.
Flip. I love you, Matty.
I love you. It's what up.
It's what up, nigga. Joe, It's 74 degrees Wednesday.
Y'all coming? No. Are y'all coming? I ain't getting an invite.
I'll be there. I'll be there.
I'm there. Ish said he didn't get an invite.
Oh, Imani said he'll be there, too. I'm pulling up.
Yeah, no, we in that piece. We in that piece.
Save me a little corner of a couch. But listen, but listen.
I got you. No problem.
But listen, if you come, y'all have to get up and sing. Shit.
Look at Imani. Look at Imani thirsty to sing.
Thirsty to sing. I'll get up there and hit a little Carl Thomas.
Now listen to this. Maddie, I'm not getting up there and singing on no stage.
What's up? You ain't got to sing. I'll hold it down.
I'll do a duet for us. You got it.
I'll do a duet for us. All right.
You got it. We can do next.
Just the next. Next Butter Love.
Oh. Come on.
You just hit the background. You got the love that I want.
You do the background. I got it.
I got that. Yeah.
Oh, I'm about to be in my bag, but I'm faithful. I'm faithful, though.
I'm faithful. I'm about to pin that piece.
Yo, what was I about to say? What was I about to say? All right, so it's Wednesday. All right, that's it.

All right, that's it. Girls love karaoke on Wednesdays.

Invite only.

Exclusive.

Very sexy function.

And it's just a vibe.

It's an experience that I feel like New York needed.

And I'm here.

And you provide.

Not none of them nine to five bitches, though.

I gotta go. All right, bye.
Bye, I love you. Bye.
I love you, too. She's amazing.
I love her. Listen.
Very nice girl. Known since you was young.
Damn, Wednesday. Damn, man.
I hope I'm available, baby, if you're listening. If my baby is listening, damn, man.
I think I'm busy Wednesday. She also said the 30th.
Why do we say the day's no one? Why are you saying the do you say the days knowing that you got a girl down? Shaday B and him sing a karaoke. When he walk in.
Shaday B singing. How did you get here? I asked Joe quickly.
I said, Joe. Last part.
I asked Joe a question. I said, Joe, last part.
I said, Joe, let me ask you a question. Privately, and I know.
I said, how many days would you have to ignore Sade before she turns up? He said, two days. He said, I don't think I'm going to get the second day off.
You know my girl, Bob and I. That's him.
She walked me in. That nigga was right.
I keep remembering that. You remember how that nigga looked? That nigga held the shit like this.
I thought he was in an abusive relationship. We got to call him police.
Blink. If you're asking me.
Who's got it in? Blink three times. It's a different abuse.
She don't use the apples. She did that set right up there.
Yo, she set. That shit been in my algorithm too.
Yo, no. But it's only bad.
She keep trying to pop up the rebrand talking about I'm reading a book now. No, nigga.
Apples. We remember.
Oh, shit, man. All right, man.
I'm going to Girls Love Karaoke. I think my girl was on a college visit that day with us.
Athletic son, man. Good luck to him.
I'm joking, baby. I love you.
I'm going to get up there and sing a song about how faithful the whole podcast is.

Mel, what's up?

You allowed back in Pre-Bay?

I didn't cause a disturbance last time I was there.

I should be.

Incriminate yourself.

Now we're moving on.

Now we're moving on.

She don't even know how to not incriminate herself.

Don't worry.

I got it.

We're moving on.

Hey, hey, hey.

Wait a minute now. You're a brother of Miami.

You're a mother.

You're staying alive.

You're staying alive.

You're the city breaking the land. I can think about Pre-Bay in Miami.
Let me hear you. now Oh, oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
Look at him, look at him, look at him, look at him, look at him.

Stayin' alive with the daughter.

Yo, Flip, you tryin' to have bars.

There's two pines in a row you tryin' to have bars.

Them billboards got them feelin' good.

Look at him, beefin'. They told him to just tell him.

Nigga said Mel got ran out of privé.

Ooh, what?

He's out.

I didn't, though. I know, nigga.
Bitch, ain't runnin running You out of nowhere Bitch you get out Bitch you take your skinny ass Out of here Alright man Keep us in your prayers Lord knows we need to be there Until the next time We bid you adieu Farewell Adios Cerebidurgy Hasta la vista Au au revoir, so long, goodbye, or a simple head nod, ego. Keep us in your prayers.
Hey, you're a white bop and you're a black bop. Remember life.
You got to do a side-to-side with the white bop. You got your white bop down the back.
You got to do a side-to-side bop. I thought you lost your white bop, but you got that right back.
It's okay. Mel, this one more chance.
This is like shit, yo. She, I bet.
She think this Illmatic. Son of an alarm clock.
This is the takeover vibe. This is an idiot idiot.
That is stupid. They love this song.

Lastly,

the baddies are insecure.

True.

The stagnant women want to travel

and the closed-minded women

want you to teach them things.

Grab you a Tylenol,

you might need it.

Hopefully y'all have

a good weekend out there.

We'll be back next week.

Same time, same place.

Stay blessed

and stay alive out there. We'll be back next week.
Same time, same place. Stay blessed and stay alive out there.
Hey. Yeah.
We lit out there. Aman you, I should pull up the sink tonight?

Yeah.

You going for real?

If you go, I'll show up for five minutes only.

I ain't buying bitches calamari like that nigga, man.

They got food in there?

Huh?

And the food banging.

For real?

For real, the food is good?

The food banging.

This is probably the best macaroni and cheese I've had outside.

Oh, really?

More to small.

That I've had outside. Hey, yo, I ain't gonna lie.
Listen, I gotta make a confession real quick. Yo, I wanna...
You know, I haven't been to Pro Gola yet. And I need that nigga to...
He's trying to be outside outside. Look at this nigga.
Don't play no clown music for me, nigga. It ain't clown music.
play clown music for you, nigga You a star Go to Pergola Get you the lambsliders, man I thought y'all said They don't let niggas in, really Well, don't wear that Oh, for real? They'll turn you back? Yeah, for sure Call Vern Pull a mail Pull a mail Pull a mail and call Vern Oh You Pull a mail on Carl Verne.

We going, man.

Rest in peace to Liam Payne.

Rest in peace.

Yeah.