Episode 768 | "Silent Harp"

3h 42m

Joe kicks things off by showing love to DJ Clark Kent (3:02) before dedicating this episode to 9-5 workers and firing back at those who have been kicking his back in for his comments about them (4:33). In music, the JBP condemns BET for the embarrassment that was the BET Hip-Hop Awards (33:10), addresses Tommy Richman for submitting “Million Dollar Baby” in all of the Rap GRAMMY categories (49:08), salutes Tyler, the Creator for deciding to release his upcoming album ‘Chromakopia’ on a Monday (1:07:19), and makes sense of rumors that Michael Jackson beat Tupac up for dating Quincy Jones’ daughter (1:19:23). Later, Joe asks if men can harp on things (1:30:45) and reveals he is going to buy a camper in his 50s (1:36:01) before the gang discusses updates in both Safaree and DJ Mustard’s domestic disputes (1:40:40), reactions to Big Meech’s release from prison (1:50:28), the mystique surrounding parties before social media (2:00:40), Liam Payne of One Direction’s passing (2:17:16), a LinkedIn co-founder saying that 9-5 jobs will be extinct by 2034 (2:25:12), people now being able to communicate through their dreams (2:36:02), Parks’ experiences at nude beaches and being courted by men (2:39:30), what’s next for Bronny James after his disappointing preseason (2:46:53), the billboards marketing Season 2 of Improper Improv (2:56:11), and much more!

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Sleeper Picks:  

Joe | Ambré - “SWV”

Ice | BigXthaPlug - “Leave Me Alone”

Parks | Benny the Butcher & 38 Spesh - “Money Counter”

Ish | Jon Vinyl - “War”

Melyssa | Berhana - “Golden”

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Runtime: 3h 42m

Transcript

Speaker 1 The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only.

Speaker 1 I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real.
No one is exposing, revealing, indicting,

Speaker 1 or telling you anything about themselves.

Speaker 1 Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home.

Speaker 1 We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart or our own.

Speaker 1 Enjoy the show.

Speaker 1 Yep. Yep.
Yep.

Speaker 1 What's up? Are we here? Hey.

Speaker 1 I was a little sorry. I didn't talk about nothing.

Speaker 1 He seemed already.

Speaker 1 I saw it. Sorry for my tardy.
I saw it. Turn me on in the headphones, man.
I'm sorry for my tardy. It's all good, man.
We see it. Greetings.

Speaker 1 Greetings. We are in the building lit baby weekend for me.
Hey.

Speaker 1 Hey, when you got a plan to lit around your baby weekend,

Speaker 1 call up grandpa

Speaker 1 Yes, sir.

Speaker 1 You ain't got to be lit this weekend.

Speaker 1 This weekend? Nah, you ain't got to be lit this weekend. You be chill.
Ain't really nothing going on this weekend. Yeah, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 My mom and my dad having their anniversary celebration in the morning, so I can't even hang out too late tonight anyway.

Speaker 1 I'm throwing a party tomorrow. But they don't.
Parks' birthday.

Speaker 1 Mark's

Speaker 1 birthday.

Speaker 1 You see, you got the birthday phase. I see a nice.

Speaker 1 Yo,

Speaker 1 you aging backward, Joe. Oh, thank you.
Yeah, and you never there.

Speaker 1 Nah, Marks is killing this fucking aging growing up. It'd be a shame to like die next week.

Speaker 1 Like right as you in the middle of killing shit.

Speaker 1 What's wrong with you? Nah, nigga.

Speaker 1 Put that out in the middle.

Speaker 1 Knock on something. Nah.
Knock on gold. You can tell when a nigga

Speaker 1 knock on your ass. When a nigga accomplished some shit, when a nigga comes, he starts feeling himself and say whatever he wants.

Speaker 1 I be thinking about that shit like, damn, I'm killing shit. What if I just smacked it out?

Speaker 1 What if I just jack it out right in the middle of the stick?

Speaker 1 None of my friends is going to say, yo, he didn't want to go right then.

Speaker 1 He lived a fulfilled life. No, nigga, I had more shit to do.
I needed at least another year. Sorry.
Sorry, yo, look at the irony. You got go sign your will.
You just be like,

Speaker 1 nah, look at that. I'm signing all the shit I've been through when I wanted to go.

Speaker 1 I never wanted to go. No, some niggas wanted to.
Niggas was at the point where it was like, fuck this. No,

Speaker 1 we lived in our teens and 20s.

Speaker 1 Decision making was reckless enough to not value life

Speaker 1 properly. But I ain't going to hold you.
If there's one thing I'm learning about my 40s, I want to see.

Speaker 1 I want to see all of them. I want to see all of them.
Valuing every day you get on this motherfucker.

Speaker 1 Hey, Clark Kent, if you're listening, I love you, man. Why are you trying to do that to Clark Kent, man? I absolutely love you.
You have been such an integral part of my career,

Speaker 1 of the 20-plus years that I've been here, when self-doubt was clouding my mind, man.

Speaker 1 And I would just bump into you around the sneakerhead spot or fucking Times Square Canal Street or something, and you would just remind me that I'm one of the best to ever do this shit while these labels had me down and out.

Speaker 1 Just a friend, a sweet, kind-hearted man whose cultural impact cannot be measured.

Speaker 1 There's a lot of talk going around about Clark Kent, but if you're listening or if anybody that knows Clark Kent is listening, let them know that Joe Budden loves him from the bottom of my fucking heart and that my career and my outlook on things.

Speaker 1 would not be the same without him.

Speaker 1 I want to start there. I like that.
I want to to start there. I love you.
I love you, Clark. That's my man's, my man's niggas that put time in in this thing.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. Definitely beloved.
Oh, man. Oh, man.
I love him. I love you.

Speaker 2 I love him a lot of good energy. Yes, sir.

Speaker 1 And I love y'all, man. What's up? What's up?

Speaker 1 Popping, though. Did you pop and know?

Speaker 2 Did you just get a delivery of something?

Speaker 1 Y'all are fueling the elitist comments about Joe Budden. We.
Us. Joe, I will get up and go.
Us.

Speaker 1 Us.

Speaker 1 Y'all are fueling, I repeat, the elitist comments on Joe Budden. Them niggas tried to attack me again this week because Ish wanted them to attack me and I let him weaponize the airwaves.

Speaker 1 I left it in. You niggas lied to me.
So, oh, it's funny. I left it in.

Speaker 1 The nine to fivers got on my ass.

Speaker 1 Boy, no, you timeout. You blaming that on me.
No, you timeout, nigga.

Speaker 1 You timeout. You called it.
The nine to five has got on my ass. Ish's little plan worked.

Speaker 1 And they now kicking my back in for being elitist.

Speaker 1 I want to say, Mel is with me, but y'all don't say nothing to her because she got tips. Come out, we caught.

Speaker 1 Mel is just as bad as me.

Speaker 1 Ish is just it. Nah, no, he's not.
But he's bad.

Speaker 1 But he's bad. I ain't gonna lie on my man this early in the broad.
Yeah, I'm about to say that. I ain't gonna lie.

Speaker 1 I ain't gonna lie to his face.

Speaker 1 But he's bad too.

Speaker 1 And I want to tell y'all that been kicking my back end. I felt this way poor.

Speaker 1 He did too.

Speaker 1 That's the bad part. He ain't lying.
He's not lying. He's not lying.
But you know what the crazy part was? It just look away now because I was waiting for the inspector.

Speaker 1 I was waiting for the inspector, right? This is a true story. I was waiting for the inspector yesterday.
And

Speaker 1 it was Wednesday.

Speaker 1 Wednesday. I'm waiting for the inspector.

Speaker 1 And nigga hit me. Yo, they ripping your ass in the spaces.
So look.

Speaker 1 I go, I go, I go.

Speaker 1 I go in the spaces. Look, I go in the spaces.

Speaker 1 Right? You? I went in the spaces. A non? You're on a Vietnam? Hey, nons.
Nah.

Speaker 1 I went in 8 names. Nah.

Speaker 1 My phone don't do that. They said.
It's hole.

Speaker 1 I'm going to let you finish, but

Speaker 1 you know some bullshit for that, but go ahead. No, for real.
They said that's only a bunch of people.

Speaker 1 He got to click this shit to get out there.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I'm going to start about all that.
So I'm in there. It's the girl spaces.
Some girl had it and was. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So I was in. And

Speaker 1 I was in there and they was, I wanted to come up and talk. Because it wasn't about the nine to five people.
You wanted to come up and kick his back in some wall with them? I don't do that.

Speaker 1 I'm just asking. I was coming to shoot him some bell.
It was a conversation about being silly about women. Like, yo, Joe supposedly, supposedly likes the nightlife chip.

Speaker 1 You know, we tease him about liking the BBL girls or the nightlife girls, not the quote-unquote nine to five girls people looked at it like yo he don't like the nine to five workers like you can't get my money if you're gonna shit on the nine i'm like

Speaker 1 i didn't even see how that that even happened yo take your transit money then

Speaker 1 yo don't who the fuck is y'all who the do y'all think y'all talking to

Speaker 1 you hey take your token money back

Speaker 1 no tokens no more

Speaker 1 i don't know what it is no more tokens

Speaker 1 get one little rari and want want to come in your hands.

Speaker 1 And that key fly, too.

Speaker 1 I saw that key about to go to the bathroom, nigga. I had to stop.
I had to hold my P in and watch that fucking key.

Speaker 1 Why you put it in your pocket? Why the fuck you rested this so niggas can see it, nigga? It's a pretty key. It's a nice key.

Speaker 1 I had to go down there and do the little tutorial shit, but enough about that. Okay, guys.
Hey, yo, keep your kids' snack money, nigga. That's lunchable.

Speaker 1 Hey, I don't want you to donate.

Speaker 1 Don't give me the lucky charms money. We don't want your ravioli.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 nigga. Or D.

Speaker 1 Yo,

Speaker 1 nigga. Your ram is too bad.
No, no, it's bad. I know your body is too bad.

Speaker 1 No, I'm on y'all side, but I got a hype.

Speaker 1 I'm on that nigga. I got a hype ring with you.
Just putting a battery in his back. Yeah, man.

Speaker 1 Don't act like a neck. They're trying to make it seem like I had a beef with it.
What'd you say? My neck is too bad. She's trying to get a lawsuit over there.
Your neck don't hurt. No.

Speaker 1 Yep, she is. You know what? Just moving around.
That is her.

Speaker 1 That is her eight goal.

Speaker 1 She got a turtleneck on. Look.

Speaker 1 Mel.

Speaker 1 You was just moving your head around. Mel,

Speaker 1 do you need to go home? No, I'm good.

Speaker 1 I'm on painkillers. Yo, you want what you? And I got

Speaker 1 Ferrari trying to get some money.

Speaker 1 Y'all play too much.

Speaker 1 You got painkillers. Yes, I do.
Yo, yo,

Speaker 1 yo, what you talking about?

Speaker 2 There's an X and a Z in the word.

Speaker 1 Mel, Mel. You don't have no painkillers.
Oh, no, I don't have any. No, I don't have painkillers.
I don't have enough Friday night.

Speaker 1 We are what? Painkillers. Just moving around.
You know how much pain niggas be in?

Speaker 1 Niggas be in pain.

Speaker 1 I'm in there in my bed. I'm joking, mom.
Don't do drugs. I'm joking, mom.
And everybody out there don't do drugs. That's got a really, really, really good painkillers.

Speaker 1 And you had got back spasms or some shit. But they call it the muscle relaxers.
That's a money shit.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. He's got to get these shits on, too.
He He ain't sell me nothing.

Speaker 1 My muscles are aching. They need to be relaxed.
Oh, man. They need to be relaxed.
No, it don't. That nigga closed his little combining jointed door to the hotel room.
Fuck Amani.

Speaker 1 Yo.

Speaker 1 Yo, you a nutcase, yo. Yeah.
You a nutcase. They really went in on him like that? Yeah.

Speaker 1 I was an omni, you know. I was probably on the end.
They called me tone deaf, and they said I forgot where I came from.

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 you could make an argument for that.

Speaker 1 Or the other side.

Speaker 1 I can remember where I came from.

Speaker 1 He remembered, he don't want to remember. I don't want to remember.
Don't want to associate. I don't want to think about it.
That's why I want to get away from them. That's right.

Speaker 1 Because I remember vividly where I came from.

Speaker 1 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. That's not funny.
Nah, you don't. That's not funny.

Speaker 1 Do you want to get your own? At least apologize to people you got? Hell no, I ain't apologizing. You ain't on it, nigga.
For how I want to party. Are you shitting me?

Speaker 1 So, ish,

Speaker 1 you jump into spaces when they kicking your man back in.

Speaker 1 They help me.

Speaker 1 But you won't jump into spaces no other time. Why not? Because he loves me, nigga.

Speaker 1 Because I really was going to come in there and like shoot some bell, but the inspector nigga came and that was a whole nother issue.

Speaker 1 Because I understood what we was talking about. I understand the context of the conversation.
The conversation wasn't about people. It was about women.
It was a jokey conversation.

Speaker 1 I think you be fucking with the spaces on the low. That's my point.
I don't. How you know they was kicking us back in?

Speaker 1 Niggas start hitting me. So you don't fuck with spaces at all.
The girl, let me tell you what I have to do. Don't kill him when he's trying to defend me.

Speaker 1 What's the wrong thing?

Speaker 1 The girl who was given the spaces, I got her blocked. I had to go find it.
Nigga had to walk me.

Speaker 1 Nigga blocked John A. I got her blocked too.

Speaker 1 Why is that John Ainne blocked? I need to block her, too. Why? Huh? Why? I'm not going to block you, Johnny.
I'm just going to. Listen, but I had to go.
I ain't blocking you.

Speaker 1 Nigga had to walk me through it to even get to the thing. Because I had the girl blocked.
I couldn't even, you know what I'm saying? I'm down with it. I don't be, yo, Ice.

Speaker 1 If I be in the spaces, I say I'll be in the spaces. I don't be in that shit.
All right.

Speaker 1 Gabriel? Listen, I love a good little disagreement in the spaces.

Speaker 1 If I didn't go too crazy, then I'm totally okay with niggas calling me to the carpet as part of this gig is saying something that's going to rile the people up.

Speaker 1 But don't try to make it seem like I forgot where I came from, nigga. I just had a little bout this morning that we'll talk about maybe on the Patreon episode or something.

Speaker 1 I didn't forget where I came from. It was very dark where I came from.
And even then, again,

Speaker 1 I did not want to party with you niggas, man. I didn't.
You bitches be looking musty in the club. Oh, man.

Speaker 1 Y'all got the sweat spots under your blouse. You bitches be looking like

Speaker 1 under your. You sweat so bad, that shit is on your blazer, ma.
Come on, go change that shit. Yeah, and you bitches got a blazer.

Speaker 1 They fly. The blazers be flying.

Speaker 1 Blazers be flying. I love the blazers.
I love the blazers too. Well, I'm married, but I love love the Blazers too.
Y'all just look like it took so much preparation to come out tonight.

Speaker 1 Had to make a meal for your kids to eat while you were gone.

Speaker 1 Call the nanny, drop something off to your baby daddy. She made a run for work.
That's even guess what she did. Oh, my lord.
She ain't got to tell me. She just wants to let loose tonight.

Speaker 1 Stop frying now, Jay. That means she wants to let loose this evening.
I don't know what you're talking about. Get that blazer off.

Speaker 1 She's on the home front bugging. You got to get it in.
Yes. I'm cool.
That collar be nice and sharp over that blazer. I'm cool because I'm in love and faithful.
And y'all are too. Absolutely.

Speaker 1 Talking about old shit. They remember now.
I got him. No.

Speaker 1 Got him. Gotta.
I love a blazer. Gotta.

Speaker 1 No, you're the blazer. I'm the blazer woman.
That's my thing about you, Imani. Y'all niggas, when the working bitches is out, y'all are fucking the Doris chestnut.

Speaker 1 Y'all are Boris. Y'all niggas.
When y'all.

Speaker 1 That was my point. The fucking stupid nine-to-five audience made it weird.
I'm trying to crack on ish, but being the king of the working class women. Fucking mind y'all business.

Speaker 1 That's ass niggas. I can't even crack on my man no more.
And he snitched on me on the air. I tried to delete it.

Speaker 1 You did, you did.

Speaker 1 He tried to leave it. They said, nah, it's cool.

Speaker 1 They said, nah, it's cool. That's funny.

Speaker 1 How about you said they?

Speaker 1 We on the shit.

Speaker 1 I don't care.

Speaker 1 No, hold on, hold on. Hold up.
This is for shits and giggles. I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 That part. Let me leave that there.
I told niggas, cancel Patreon.

Speaker 1 I told, hey, now that we're talking about, it's a a gang of y'all that need to get the fuck out of here anyway.

Speaker 1 Who the fuck they think they're talking to? Anyway,

Speaker 1 now I'm dedicating the episode to 9 to 5's.

Speaker 1 Imani shit.

Speaker 1 Imani. I'm a psychopath.

Speaker 1 Because they try to make it seem like I don't appreciate 9 to 5. Then they want to tell me it's mad nine to fivers that make more than me.
Okay, that wasn't the point.

Speaker 1 Coming fresh off the PJ and landing your new Rari shit on the 9 to 5.

Speaker 1 Dedicating to the 9 to 5 versus nasty shit. That's crazy.
I'm going to get to that.

Speaker 1 I'm going to get to that.

Speaker 1 He's acting crazy, son. Just let him talk.

Speaker 1 You acting crazy, son. I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 Straight off the PJs, too.

Speaker 1 He sat in the front of the PJ. I saw that.

Speaker 1 He wasn't in the back.

Speaker 1 He rocked shotguns. Yeah, he takes eight glasses on the table.
He was on a PJ. Yeah, he was on a PJ.

Speaker 1 Bitch ass nigga.

Speaker 1 He sat right in the front like this. Nigga, big chair.
Like, who the fuck you thought you was, nigga? I had to zoom in, too. Like, all right, let me see what the fuck is going on.
I zoomed in. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Don't take it out either. For that little shotgun.
That's all good. Yeah.
Shotgun and shit. When you left it today? Don't wait for the KO.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to beat the allegations like this. Where the fuck he was at? Work.
Where did you work at it? I've been asking you this on Spaces. I went to work.
I was at work.

Speaker 1 I went to handle some business.

Speaker 2 In what state?

Speaker 1 You had to hop the quick PJ real quick. State don't matter.
I had to handle some business. How? Because you want to know how much the jet costs? Yes.
Pocket watching that, nigga.

Speaker 1 When you gonna start your podcast?

Speaker 2 Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 When you gonna start your podcast? The greatest rollout in history.

Speaker 2 You shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 You've been promoing for about three months. You done made the name, canceled the name, canceled a friend, beef with a friend.
Look at this, deflecting.

Speaker 1 Deflecting. Deflecting.
Did a spaces with your name now? Yeah, I got another spaces coming up. Shout out to E.

Speaker 2 He's going to be hosting it.

Speaker 1 Did we get half an episode of podcasts with all this promo, nigga?

Speaker 2 They're releasing releasing the single. I'm lining them up.
They're in the tuck right now.

Speaker 1 Thank you. Did you start filming yet?

Speaker 2 Yes, I did. You can't start the pod and have just like one episode.

Speaker 1 I thought she was five. No, she filmed.
She called all them gay boys to record her shaking her hips and oiling her legs up. Like the same shit.

Speaker 1 That was a photo shoot for promo material. I know for a pod we haven't seen yet.
So you re-filmed, right? Like you had to.

Speaker 2 I had to trash a couple of episodes.

Speaker 1 And trash some bitches. Well, they started it.
You had to block some bitches and then start over. They fucking started.
Why do you start over before you start?

Speaker 2 Hey, listen.

Speaker 1 I'm saying you don't need to.

Speaker 1 Sometimes, sometimes you have to.

Speaker 1 You have to pivot.

Speaker 1 But it took that shit, man. Fuck you.
Shout out to the pivot, Ryan Clark. All I'm saying is, you don't need to know the state.
I was handling some business, and again, we worked the next day.

Speaker 1 I'm never going to miss work. So.
I mean, you're dedicated, I mean, but that doesn't mean that.

Speaker 1 I'm going to call the jet to make it back to y'all.

Speaker 1 Instead of doing that shit that y'all do, yeah, yo, the flight was delayed. I'll be back at 7 p.m.
on recording day.

Speaker 1 Yo, yo,

Speaker 1 something happened with that flight I booked one hour before the Friday pod. I'll be there at around 5.30.
It's like, y'all are good.

Speaker 1 The funny thing is that you're making it seem like you took a jet back here, but you also took a jet to where you were going. No, I didn't.
You didn't. You took a flight.
No, I didn't.

Speaker 1 I ain't that elitist. All right.

Speaker 1 You make sure I'm that elite. Because I asked you where you was going.
You ain't tell me. I took a regular flight wherever I was going.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Something that's been happening has been making my profile rise. So way more people are speaking to me than normal.
Way more people are just in my space than normal. It's a hassle.

Speaker 1 I still ain't got my TSA pre-check like a bum.

Speaker 1 Got you. Okay.
Yeah. If it's

Speaker 1 doable, I'll fucking commercial it there and jet it back. Jet it back.

Speaker 1 How did the business write-off venture go? Hopefully. It's hard to do.
They're changing the tax. Well, I don't know.
You know more than me.

Speaker 1 You know more than me. You know more than me.
And that's why you're my brother. So I can learn.

Speaker 1 So I can learn from you, be inspired, teach me some things. Fuck you talking about? Yeah, nigga.
Use your knowledge on me.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, nigga.

Speaker 1 Yo, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 It's crazy to learn from your men. Use your knowledge on

Speaker 1 your knowledge. It's a little scaled.
That's salacious. That's bad.
I think everybody grows up. Never.
Never. Nah, never.
Nope. Oh,

Speaker 1 come on.

Speaker 1 Nigga, have some fun, man. We're going to have a good time today.
I ain't looked at the board. I don't even care.
I don't even care.

Speaker 1 It was a good business meeting. Huh?

Speaker 1 It was a good business meeting.

Speaker 1 How did it go? Parks do the subtle pocket launcher. I do.
Parks do it on a sneak tip.

Speaker 1 He tried to use his good graces with me to sneak in. Hey, so it was good, nigga.
No, get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 1 I'm let you on your.

Speaker 1 I mean, we'll see if it was good. I don't know.
Oh, okay. I don't know if it was good.
That's what's up. Fourth quarter, fourth quarter.
And we just here. We just here, man.

Speaker 1 I don't want to be an elitist. This episode is dedicated to the non-definers.
To the non-definers.

Speaker 1 You love like Dolly Par? Huh?

Speaker 1 That's my man.

Speaker 1 That's my holo. That's my man, right? He knows me so.

Speaker 3 My wife said to me, she goes, hypothetically, she likes to do those. She goes, hypothetically, if we had an intruder in our home, would you be able to protect our family?

Speaker 1 And I'm like, hypothetically, yes.

Speaker 3 I could do anything hypothetically.

Speaker 1 Jump over the pool.

Speaker 3 She's like, Gary, it's very important for me to feel secure that you'd be able to protect us. What makes you think you could do it?

Speaker 3 And I'm like, I would have an adrenaline rush under that circumstance, and that would help me defeat the intruder. She's like, that makes me feel much better.

Speaker 3 Well, what I didn't tell her is that the intruder would also have an adrenaline rush.

Speaker 1 And his would be way better than mine.

Speaker 1 He'd kill us in seconds.

Speaker 1 Plus, I know my body.

Speaker 3 In that situation, it would not even pump adrenaline.

Speaker 1 It would pump estrogen.

Speaker 1 Breaking?

Speaker 1 I need to get strong.

Speaker 1 Yes, sir.

Speaker 1 Wake it up out there.

Speaker 1 Hold up, man. Anybody with a nine to five, make some noise.
Hold up.

Speaker 1 I got a nine to five, y'all. I don't know what you're talking about.
No, you don't. All right, see,

Speaker 1 all right, so we don't even know what nine.

Speaker 1 What are you talking about? Is my watch wrong? What is he?

Speaker 1 What are you talking about? Yo, stop. Oh, oh, oh.
Stop, stop, stop. You got a nine to five.

Speaker 1 My bad. Salute.

Speaker 1 Yo, everybody out there with a nine to five, put a light in the air right now while you're listening, man, before we even get started. Fuck they talking about.

Speaker 1 This is for the teachers out there.

Speaker 1 The waitresses. Yeah, no, fuck that.
The doormen, the postal workers.

Speaker 1 The truck drivers, the doctors, the lawyers out there, people teaching our young kids of America, the construction workers out there. Come on, the contractors out there.

Speaker 1 Fuck is they talking about?

Speaker 1 The people that work at motherfucking 595 Newark Avenue in Jersey City over there and all of the government little city hall buildings that got to collect the child support and all that.

Speaker 1 Shout out to the bitches that work at the front desk at the dental offices. What are they talking about? Me? You think I'm against them?

Speaker 1 Who are they talking to? Amazon. Y'all think I'm against the girls at the front desk at the dental? At the dentist? No, come on.

Speaker 1 They're the nicest. Shout out to every girl out there in scrubs right now hold up man

Speaker 1 the rn the lpn the nerd come on man we love y'all we love y'all shout out to the nannies out there come on man what are we doing who else who else is out there

Speaker 1 The drivers, the Amazon,

Speaker 1 the Uber niggas, the Lyft niggas, the taxi niggas, the bus drivers, the train conductors.

Speaker 1 Kitchen people. Oh, the people in the kitchen.
Shout out to the COs, the POs,

Speaker 1 all of y'all in the jails

Speaker 1 around the murderers. Shout out to the murderers.

Speaker 1 Shout out to the murderers. Murderer offers.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Fuck are they talking about?

Speaker 1 Huh? They're not the fucking.

Speaker 1 Shout to every nigga at the temp agency right now. Huh? Me? Y'all think me? I forgot where I came from.
Seven in the morning. Headed down the fucking journal.
Not journal square.

Speaker 1 Fucking down there, down there, down. Down there with downtown.
Downtown where the temp agencies be i forgot the name of the shit i've moved fucking been a while

Speaker 1 grove street oh damn grove street temp agency seven in the morning unemployed coal in my eye filling out the paper on the side to getting declined get out nigga

Speaker 1 Getting declined. Hey, this temp job ain't for you.
Hey, shout out to the niggas of the fucking Christmas time gig coming up, boy.

Speaker 1 Macy.

Speaker 1 The Christmas gigs is coming up.

Speaker 1 Everybody working in the mall, shout out to Santa Claus. Shout out to you niggas dressed up as mascots out there.
Everybody getting it.

Speaker 1 We all got to do what we got to do to put food on the table, goddammit.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Thanksgiving Day Parade, too. Yeah.
Yeah, shout out to y'all putting that together. Shout out to y'all niggas enrolling in the military right now.

Speaker 1 Getting all the free perks and the the benefits, getting married at 16, 17, however old y'all be.

Speaker 1 Come on, man. Me?

Speaker 1 Me?

Speaker 1 Nigga.

Speaker 1 Fuck is they talking about, man?

Speaker 1 Shout out to the niggas you gotta call when the H-VAC ain't working in the crib.

Speaker 1 Shout out to the plumbers out there all across the world. I need y'all niggas.
I be without hot water a lot.

Speaker 1 The locksmiths. The locksmiths.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the locksmiths. I be locked out too.

Speaker 2 Sanitation workers.

Speaker 1 Shout out to y'all. We shouted them out.
Shout out to the sanitation workers out there.

Speaker 1 Hey.

Speaker 1 Bad food workers do. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Everybody handling our food. We love you.
We love you. We need you.
We will never say a bad thing about y'all.

Speaker 1 Go ahead and get to work, goddammit. We here.

Speaker 1 I gotta work. Now, man, itch got a nine to five.
Hey.

Speaker 1 I got work to do. I got work to do.
I got work to do. I gotta work for

Speaker 1 my makes a noise right now.

Speaker 1 You don't wanna give up, but you gotta. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Let's go.

Speaker 1 You got two and a half of the side.

Speaker 1 Don't Don't keep it on hot. You make it burn.
The project is hot.

Speaker 1 We got about 13 days to the first. It's right back around.
The first don't stop coming. Let's go.
Shout out to niggas out there that don't got the rip right now. But we making it work.

Speaker 1 Shout out to Nigel. Hey.

Speaker 1 Hey. Shout out to everybody out there that had to add their bum ass kids to their torrent shirts.

Speaker 1 Shit went from 300 to 900 on me. We out of here.
Fuck you talking about it.

Speaker 1 We still gotta live. We still gotta live.

Speaker 1 Your wife don't wanna get up and make them bum-ass eggs for them dusty ass kids, but she got to, goddammit, because we stay in the live baby.

Speaker 1 Shout out to me, still use the white eggs too. We love y'all.
We get it. Brad might be a little bit too much.
Sing with the white.

Speaker 1 Shout out to all y'all as per my previous email niggas. Hold up, nigga.
Hold up.

Speaker 1 Hold up. Shout out to everybody at work.
Ratting on them niggas. That's doing some bullshit at work.

Speaker 1 Send that email. We love you.
Documentation trail.

Speaker 1 Fuckers, they talk.

Speaker 1 We're not playing with these niggas at all, nigga.

Speaker 1 We ain't playing with these niggas.

Speaker 1 Shout out to niggas that go in the fridge to eat. Your co-workers lost too.
We love y'all niggas too.

Speaker 1 We love y'all. We love y'all.

Speaker 1 Don't you ever think we again. Hold on, Tally.
Let's go.

Speaker 1 Don't jump.

Speaker 1 Now you call me.

Speaker 1 Let's go, man.

Speaker 1 Anybody had a job out there before? Turn me up and ask for it. Here we go.

Speaker 1 She white as hell.

Speaker 1 That male white as hell.

Speaker 1 The male think this is the Benjamin bitch. She thinks this is possible.

Speaker 1 Oh, she's a little bit.

Speaker 1 Oh my god.

Speaker 1 This bitch is an idiot.

Speaker 1 That was an intro, dude. That was an intro, sure.
That was an intro.

Speaker 1 That was one of them.

Speaker 1 It's an early drop.

Speaker 1 It's an early drop. I feel it.
I feel it. I feel the early.
I feel it, boy. Well, midnight? Midnight drop.
Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Them male is crazy. Well, they mad at us? Them niggas next.

Speaker 1 They mad at us. They mad.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's what you know.

Speaker 2 Oh.

Speaker 2 See what I be going through in my apartment?

Speaker 1 That.

Speaker 1 We must be right underneath someone's bedroom.

Speaker 1 That's the one, right? No, it's one o'clock, man. Fuck out of here.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 All right, we can turn up. Yeah, we can make a lot of them.
We can The sneakers go pretty loud.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 They will lose this battle quick.

Speaker 1 If what they're trying to do is lose the battle, don't bark up that shit. Holy shit, man.

Speaker 1 All right. Oh, man.
All right. All right.
Oh, man. That was great.
Holy shit.

Speaker 1 That was great. Yo, I'm true.

Speaker 1 Sweaty. He said, well, this is the box.

Speaker 1 The Benjamin Joe. Yo, you seen her head now nod to Dolly Barton.

Speaker 1 I thought your neck was broken. She was like this.
I was holding it. She was like this.

Speaker 1 Thriller. Yeah.

Speaker 1 She did a thriller dance.

Speaker 1 Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom.

Speaker 1 Yo, she act like triumph came on.

Speaker 1 Fucking reservoir, Joe.

Speaker 1 God damn, man, it was just Dolly Barton. I love Dolly.
All right, I know. Clearly, clearly.
What episode is this? 768.

Speaker 1 Welcome to episode 768 of the joe button podcast brought to you by powered by fueled by prize picks i'm your humble gracious grateful and highly favored host joe button here with a few very amazing people to my right you know the vibes man

Speaker 1 you know the vibes man hootie who huh hot and bothered spaces with a money damn i'd have never guessed that guess we are cooking

Speaker 1 we are

Speaker 1 cooking right now spaces for the guy melissa ford is in the building hey

Speaker 1 thank you thank you turtling at 70 degrees

Speaker 1 here don't check the weather though I did it said like 65 we got a heat wave we got a heat wave

Speaker 1 next five days 70 plus

Speaker 1 next five days Monday it's like 77

Speaker 1 yeah man okay oh and I drop my baby off Sunday night gotta kick him in his back

Speaker 1 gotta throw him to his mama here you go

Speaker 1 when the good weather land, when you free, you got to go show your ass. You got to go show your ass.
Tamel's right. Come on, man.

Speaker 1 Come on, man. You've seen them around.
You know the vibes. Queens flip.
Queens is finest in the building. I'm here.
I'm here. I'm here.
How you feeling, man? I'm feeling good.

Speaker 1 Good, good, good. Big ish is here.
Jersey's finest. Y'all know the vibe.
King Wawa.

Speaker 1 He's in the building. Freeze is here.
The freeziest. Elmira's finest.
Big Parks is here. Poe is here.
Corey is here. I'm telling you.

Speaker 1 I'm telling you about them up there now. Amani is here.

Speaker 1 Erickson is here. And last but not least, each and every one of you guys are here.

Speaker 1 All right. Let them neighbors keep banging up there.
I don't know if they're here in the broadcast, but I'd give my life for the broadcast now. I'm going to go up there and write a little note.

Speaker 2 I do have some experience in this. Y'all were laughing at me, and now you see.

Speaker 1 Namel, you a Karen, and you need to stop.

Speaker 2 You need to get better. Do you want my Karenism that you keep saying I have to go deal with that bitch upstairs? Because I will.

Speaker 1 I'm a cooler kid.

Speaker 1 I'm a cooler Karen than you, though.

Speaker 2 You're a cooler kid. How?

Speaker 1 He's a kid.

Speaker 1 You got to pick your spots. Like, when I go talk to the building, they're like, all right, man, you don't even be wilding.

Speaker 1 You don't even be wild. You don't never say nothing.

Speaker 2 Same. I have never launched a complaint against anybody in the future.

Speaker 1 Yeah, bro.

Speaker 1 That's funny. You're launching the business.

Speaker 1 And you told us you've been to the building, people at least.

Speaker 1 I don't launch, not the mail in this. You're preparing for an investigation.

Speaker 1 You got to fight Karen with Karen. I agree with Reddy.

Speaker 1 You don't know how to Karen. Now, when one Karen's shoulder and neck is bad, that's even better.
You know what?

Speaker 2 That's the reason why.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because I couldn't get it. I could complain exactly blaming it all on them.

Speaker 1 And I got the receipts. Press your little life alert.
I'm talking about receipts.

Speaker 1 Go ahead and press your little button.

Speaker 1 From all my doctor's visits.

Speaker 1 No, but when you don't, when you don't complain a lot,

Speaker 1 your complaint starts to be taken more seriously.

Speaker 1 You're the boy that cries wolf, then niggas be looking at you like, oh, boy, here they come. Yeah, no, they know the vibe with me up there.
Come on, let's get right to it, man. 30 minutes in.

Speaker 1 So the B.E.T Hip-Hop Awards filmed at Drea's, Drea's. Dre's.
Dre's. Dre's, Dre's.
In Vegas. Somewhere they shouldn't have shot.
Fucking nightclub. Yeah.
Somewhere they shouldn't have shot.

Speaker 1 At a nightclub in Vegas.

Speaker 1 Nobody knew that the BET Hip Hop Awards was even airing. I had no idea.
Zero Pro League.

Speaker 1 I only knew because because Jay Wan kept coming in here saying he did the freestyle, which means that this is probably

Speaker 1 a week, two weeks away.

Speaker 1 But I got home, that was after we taped. I watched it.
It was. It was.
It was that night. And I cut it on and quickly cut it off.
So

Speaker 1 I don't have much to say. Yeah, sports been too lit.

Speaker 1 Sports been way too lit. Shout out to the Yankees for losing that incredible game last night.
Boy, have we been spoiled with Mariano Rivera as a closer for 20, 20 years?

Speaker 1 Boy, have we been spoiled. I ain't going to kill that Weaver dude because because he did his best.
He ain't been doing the worst, but God damn, that was a great game that we lost.

Speaker 1 But the hip-hop awards, I cut it on, and them niggas was in a club.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Well, I cut it on, right? It was towards the end of the show.
And you know, usually with these shows, as soon as they go off, they replay it again. So I'm like, you know what?

Speaker 1 Now, I want to watch this whole shit because pod,

Speaker 1 it came, it didn't come right back on. Why would it?

Speaker 1 They put that impact show on. Smart.
When the garbage man passed your house and you miss it,

Speaker 1 he don't circle back. You just got to catch him on the Thursday now when the next time he goes.
So it came back on at 11, though. So I sat and watched the whole shit.

Speaker 1 And the first thing I'm noticing, I'm like, all right.

Speaker 1 Usually they'll say with performances by or appearances by, that list was short.

Speaker 1 You know, usually they run down a whole list. It was quick.
I'm like, damn, that's it. All right, cool.
It's in a club. First, very first thought, oh, this shit looked cheap.

Speaker 1 Initially, and I'm not, you know,

Speaker 1 cheaper than normal. Way cheaper.

Speaker 2 Because normally it's in Atlanta.

Speaker 1 Normally, it's in Atlanta.

Speaker 1 And it's at some type of a theater thing, something where there's even a crowd.

Speaker 1 Wow, because they announced Fat Joe as the host. He comes out, he does his verse to Make It Rain.

Speaker 1 He's rapping.

Speaker 1 Usually, they're showing the celebs in a crowd. Ain't nothing.

Speaker 1 Kick hat now.

Speaker 1 Outside of the cast from Impact Atlanta,

Speaker 1 I saw E40 and Too Short,

Speaker 1 and that was about it.

Speaker 1 In the crowd. Wow.
Or in the club, excuse me. It's bottle service.
It's a club. So I'm like, what the fuck is this? This is

Speaker 1 bad off the rip. First performance.
Hookah.

Speaker 1 Word. They should have came out of the show.
They should have shut up. They should have had Hookah in there.

Speaker 1 This was a bad look on television.

Speaker 1 Halfway through the show, I was like, damn, I want to come in and just apologize to hip-hop for this.

Speaker 1 Like, hip-hop didn't deserve that. This is how bad this show was.
Normally, y'all know we always try to give some type of grace. Yeah.
You know, oh, you know, we might know the producer.

Speaker 1 You know, I don't care who, this shouldn't have never aired.

Speaker 1 I didn't check the credits, but I don't know if this was a Jesse Collins production.

Speaker 2 I don't think so.

Speaker 1 This should look like a Tyler Perry production. I'm going to give a little bit of grace just because of

Speaker 1 Jay Wan and some of the other new acts where this is still in in a light. Still shining a light on them.
Even that,

Speaker 1 no ciphers. They had a Nissan car with a mic hooked up in the car.
And the tagline written in the back to let you know that Nissan is paying for all of these kids that can't rap. Sam's Jaywan.

Speaker 1 Jaywan gets to. And it was somebody else up there though.

Speaker 1 T.I.'s other son, Dermani. Yes.

Speaker 1 It was the only two I saw.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I ain't watching them. They said them niggas was in Amani's ultimate rapping.
I think they were. That's what they said.
They were.

Speaker 1 It was the same colour as the best.

Speaker 1 Jay Won did his best to do what he needed to do, but this is not a cipher. Bro, they didn't even show the whole, like, he rapped a couple bars and it went to commercial.

Speaker 1 You didn't even get the full verse.

Speaker 1 Well, later, I got some insight as to why DJ Premier no longer does the cyphers either. I was like, well, yeah, that makes some sense.
That makes some sense. Niggas ain't trying to be, man.

Speaker 1 I can't tell y'all.

Speaker 1 This just was bad.

Speaker 1 Everything about it was bad. I commend Travis Scott for showing up to the event.
That's why they gave him the award. I commend Travis Scott for showing up to the event.

Speaker 1 And that's what I have for you in terms of this.

Speaker 1 Y'all should cancel this. Who are some of the performers? I hate the fat.
All right. Performers.
Fat Joe. Like I said, he performed when he was introduced as the host.

Speaker 1 Boss Man D'Lo did two full songs.

Speaker 1 Full.

Speaker 1 Juicy J and Two Chains.

Speaker 1 310 Baby, apparently has a viral tick-tock song that people knew

Speaker 1 Trina with who brought out Carisha with her

Speaker 1 soldier boy and Roscoe Dash

Speaker 1 E40 and then Big Boogie who brought out Glorilla who was a feature on one of his records he didn't even do none of her songs

Speaker 1 even the perform I promise you even the performances

Speaker 1 go ahead cook I hate the fact that our people you know we BET is supposed to be something for our people black people and we can't even maintain proper production. I hate that.

Speaker 1 We watch all these other shows and Grammys and all this other shit.

Speaker 1 And it's like, when you think about it or you hear stories, are y'all niggas pocketing the money or do y'all even have the budget to do these things? This don't look like there was no money to pocket.

Speaker 1 It's an embarrassment. Ain't no budget.
Pack it up. Now, I held back from going in on B.E.T.
because some of the people that went, that work over there, but enough is enough. Enough is enough.

Speaker 1 Invest the money into proper things. So, like, it's just, the roll-offs used to be different.
Everything was different about the hip-hop wars. Don't invest shit.
Cancel it. Cancel it.

Speaker 1 It should be at this point. Cancel it.
Because the award shows, the award shows, and that's why we talk about what the artists are doing now in terms of the DSP fights. Got it.

Speaker 1 In terms of we releasing on YouTube, we're not really fucking with the DSPs right now. It's the artists saying today, enough using me, enough of using me.
The award shows are

Speaker 1 using the acts to be able to go and promote to their advertisers and bring back whatever money they can. So while they should cancel it because they're not representing us properly any longer,

Speaker 1 they won't because they're making whatever money and they're cutting all overhead and

Speaker 1 you rap in the car,

Speaker 1 you host for peanuts and fucking chicken tenders. Y'all perform for nothing.
It's like enough, enough now. It's true.

Speaker 1 Bro, the performers, and I don't mean just boss man d'lo the performers all of them were doing multiple songs fat joe is up there just talking no disrespect to him but usually the host you know they come out say a little bit you know might do a little monologue a couple jokes he's just talking because we're buying time there were no presenters really they handed out one award and that was tiana and Tyla walked out to announce Travis Scott has won the I Am Hip Hop Award.

Speaker 1 And I'll save y'all my commentary on that. That was the only, everything else, like 15.

Speaker 1 Yes,

Speaker 1 that Joe is announcing, like, hey, we just want to shout out Kendrick Lamar has won eight awards tonight.

Speaker 1 And he's holding one. He didn't actually

Speaker 1 presenting. That's an insult, bro.
This entire show was bad. I'm telling you.
Like, bad, bad. At this point, absorb it into the regular BET awards.
Give it back.

Speaker 1 You don't even need to do separate awards if this is what we do. Well, that's the thing.

Speaker 1 We're never going to absorb it into the real BET awards because y'all take y'all little loss leader asses over there. We're not combining y'all with where the real money is made.

Speaker 1 We don't even want y'all to have an argument as to nothing that has to do with our real bottom line, which is the BET Awards.

Speaker 1 The BET hip-hop awards is just to service a niche little group over here and keep some type of cultural relevance to it.

Speaker 1 At this point, it's over. At this point, it's over.
There were some hot

Speaker 1 hip-hop awards before. There were classic moments afterwards.
There were classic moments over there. That was before.
But you need the participation from the artists to do that.

Speaker 1 Well, MBT, remember, it was looking to sell, then they didn't sell, was looking to sell. When people are looking to sell, they're looking to cut costs.

Speaker 1 Or somebody new is coming in to cut the costs. Why the fuck are we spending X amount of dollars over here? But it's like, yo, dog, that.

Speaker 1 One year after the 50-year anniversary of hip-hop

Speaker 1 was disgraceful. It was inexcusable.
I saw nothing but complaints when I was looking around, and nobody knew that this shit was coming on.

Speaker 1 At this point, you're doing a disservice to the people that you're asking to be a part of

Speaker 1 something that they're really passionate about. And it's saddening.
And it's saddening. I had to cut it off.
I cut it off. I was close to cutting it off.
I cut it. I'm like, maybe I got a job to do.

Speaker 1 I can't do it. I got a lot of job in here, too.
Yeah. I said, I got to watch this.

Speaker 1 I love this shit too much to watch it.

Speaker 1 I made a mockery of. As much as I love hip-hop, this shit really hurt.
I was sitting there telling my girl, I'm like, babe, this is bad. Like, this hurts, yo.

Speaker 2 What was the response on social media?

Speaker 1 We told you.

Speaker 1 Most people say I didn't even know what was happening. This is what I saw.
I didn't know what was happening until Jaywan said it. And I'm like, damn, it usually is a Tuesday, right around the 12th.

Speaker 1 I'm like, yeah, it probably is tonight.

Speaker 1 Jeez. Yeah, I don't have nothing to say about it because it was just ass.
Zero Cerolinas.

Speaker 1 Whoever threw this event, y'all shouldn't do that again. I don't have a cereal lines.

Speaker 1 Y'all shouldn't do that again at all. I get it.
You might be making too much coin to turn your your back on it, but take a break. Do like, what's the Rock Nation Festival that went away?

Speaker 1 The Rock Nation Runs. The Rock Rock? No, not the Rock Nation.
Made America. Made in America.

Speaker 1 Made in America. We still don't know why, but every year

Speaker 1 they make an announcement to say, eh, not now.

Speaker 1 I take that to mean bad time.

Speaker 1 Bad time for business and what we're trying to do and how we're trying to.

Speaker 1 So instead of putting out a sub-part project or a subpar product, I mean, we'll just check.

Speaker 1 There was no part of this show where I'm like, okay, they bodied that or they got that or they did this. Even they did a like a, I want to call it a tribute to Rich Homie Kwan.

Speaker 1 They had type of way playing

Speaker 1 with nobody on the stage.

Speaker 1 She's nasty.

Speaker 1 So they just play this. That's the best Rich Homie Kwan.
It's a fucking play.

Speaker 1 What the fuck? It's a mess. It's a mess.
Yo, hey, ain't a deep, deep dive here, man. Y'all should stop that shit.
Yeah. Dean, please.
It was bad, and y'all should stop it.

Speaker 1 I ain't even about to rack my brain with trying to unpack how bad everything about the BET Hip-Hop Awards was. It was bad.
Got it. That's a shame.
Like, for a casual fan, fuck niggas to love it.

Speaker 1 For a casual fan, you watching this and like, uh-huh. I was literally sitting there like,

Speaker 1 I think the Hollywood United Awards. I thought it was a spoof.
I think the Hollywood Unlocked Awards look better than this. I'm like, this is a joke.

Speaker 1 This is disrespectful to anybody who really, really loves hip-hop. The Guerro, what's that? The Garo, what's the Grio? The Grio Awards is better than the iHeart Awards.

Speaker 1 The Children's Choice Awards, nigga. Yeah, the Nickelodeon Awards.
Well, they got money.

Speaker 1 They got a lot of money. Nickelodeon.
Motherfucker Cameron Male. Yeah.
You know what she said?

Speaker 1 Yeah, this is. It's disgusting.
Nasty. Pack it up.
Look, she's trying to get that Nickelodeon Awards check.

Speaker 1 Do you see Melissa?

Speaker 1 She wouldn't let us know like she did the Caribbean Awards. She'd just pop up.
Melissa Ford. Hey, guys.
I hope they're throwing that green shit on you, man. I know.

Speaker 1 They come in here and talk about the Caribbean. Got it.
Got it, girl. The The way she pulled that off.
She's everything. She's every woman.

Speaker 1 I watched the episodes before that, and you were like transitioning into your black Caribbean side. I noticed that you were dancing a little bit.
I'm looking just to prepare me for that.

Speaker 2 You know, I have always said that I am part Caribbean.

Speaker 1 Yes, but forever and ever and ever. Yes, you're right.
Yes, okay. But you ain't telling none of us.
I missed that in 20 years. Oh, 25 years.
I have not heard a word of

Speaker 1 Caribbean. I heard Canadian.
I heard Titan ass. I am.
Yes. Whoa.

Speaker 1 What? Tight ass.

Speaker 1 Titan ass. Well, yeah, well, yeah.

Speaker 2 There's no problem. But Canadian, yes.

Speaker 1 I never heard that. She's Caribbean.
I never heard of it. Yeah, I'm Bayesian.
I'm half Asian. I speak some shit.

Speaker 1 What do you like? Speak some shit. What do you want me to say?

Speaker 2 You know, they speak English in Barbados.

Speaker 1 Who's that?

Speaker 1 Bayesians.

Speaker 1 But that's you. They just have an accent.
Yes, they have an accent.

Speaker 1 Why is it not we? Why is it not we? Oh,

Speaker 1 God.

Speaker 1 No, you did not get me.

Speaker 1 And you travel a lot. I don't live in Barbados.

Speaker 1 I never have. You travel a lot.
And you have a Caribbean, so it should be we. You identify.

Speaker 2 Okay, we. Yes.

Speaker 1 You travel a lot and you have not been back to Barbados.

Speaker 2 Okay, call me out on some shit that's triggering.

Speaker 1 Fuck.

Speaker 1 Okay, okay, okay. I don't fuck.

Speaker 1 Karen.

Speaker 1 She pulled out a big award.

Speaker 1 We're moving on. It's triggering.
Yeah, strike one. Being Caribbean is true.
All right, moving right along. BET HIP HOP Awards, please don't do that shit again.
Jay Juan, absolutely love you.

Speaker 1 Get out there. They love you, my bro.
Don't do that shit again. You're gonna hurt your brand.
Actually, I'm done talking to BET Hip Hop Awards. Jay Wan and other artists like Jaywan.

Speaker 1 Don't hurt yourself going to do that shit. It ain't important no more.
Don't even waste your money booking the Vegas flight to get out there and do all of that hootinanny.

Speaker 2 I don't think he could have known, though, that the production value was going to be so low.

Speaker 1 He didn't know.

Speaker 1 Hindsight is 2020. So we speaking from this point on.
This was my first time seeing that award show in a nightclub. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So if that's what we're doing now, value yourself enough to present yourself, especially this is the introduction for a lot of these people.

Speaker 1 Like BET Hip Hop Awards is for people that are typically in the introductory phase. You don't need that introduction.
First impressions last a long way.

Speaker 1 We don't need it from them. We don't.
And they're tricking us with that B E T, the B part. It's really wet.

Speaker 1 It's really wet. It's not bet.

Speaker 1 Wet as far as the drug? That's not what I'm talking about. No, wet as far as

Speaker 1 entertainment TV. But shout out out to the dust heads out there.

Speaker 1 Shout out to the dust heads. Shout out to the dust heads.
I'm dizzy in a bag today. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 Oh, white entertainment jumped.

Speaker 1 I ain't never going to shit on dust heads, nigga. I know, I know my fault.
And dustheads are coming out and build a computer. They would, nigga.

Speaker 1 They're coming up in the attic without a ladder.

Speaker 1 With the jump truck. Yeah, hey, dusthead to flop the hood of your trunk and get that engine right.
Fuck did you talk about?

Speaker 1 And shout out to the nine-to-five dust heads out there.

Speaker 1 The functional dustheads. The functional dust heads.

Speaker 1 Shout out to the funk. And shout out to the the functional cokeheads.
Oh, yeah, that's a bunch of

Speaker 1 y'all. See how twisted America is? Y'all twist y'all hands cats.
And the functional dust heads, but recognize the functional cokeheads. I don't know about no functional dust heads.

Speaker 1 I know the functional cokeheads and the functional heroin addicts that literally work nine to five jobs. I don't know about no dust heads.
And then management. And work.
Upper management.

Speaker 1 Y'all niggas positions. Y'all niggas that

Speaker 1 bring out the

Speaker 1 silver plate for the line.

Speaker 1 I mean, shout out to my niggas that bring out the little special setup they got. Get to snorting some shit.

Speaker 1 But don't do that. Don't do drugs.
We don't do drugs. They don't do drugs.
We are 100% not condoning that. And my parents are listening.

Speaker 1 What else? What else is important or unimportant? Let's stay in music. Let's stay in music.
We're talking about, you know, coming off of B.E.T. awards and stuff.

Speaker 1 We got Grammy Awards,

Speaker 1 Tommy Richmond. Your man.
Your cousin. Y'all man.

Speaker 1 That's y'all's man. He's at y'all's cookout.
Who's? Y'all's. I disagree with so many of the white people that they said are allowed to cookout.
I disagree with all of them.

Speaker 1 I agree with some of the black people that they let to the cookout, but that's a story for another time.

Speaker 1 But yeah, so Tommy Richmond is submitting for rap song of the year. All the categories.
Yeah, all the raps.

Speaker 2 Wait, so he's submitting. He wasn't, there's no nomination.

Speaker 1 Well, the nominations aren't out yet. Okay.
But you have to do a separate

Speaker 1 commission before they win.

Speaker 1 Tommy Richmond, who just a few weeks earlier said, I am not a hip-hop act.

Speaker 1 At this point, I'm confused, honestly. You either fucking with people

Speaker 1 or you on bullshit or you just really don't know any better and maybe you're being handled poorly.

Speaker 1 So to your point from a couple weeks ago, Tommy Richmond would have done himself a service by shutting the fuck up. Absolutely.

Speaker 1 Literally. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That being said, I wouldn't have liked it, even if he never said none of that hip-hop shit, that song being nominated in rap categories would be weird to me still. I agree.
Same.

Speaker 1 not a rap song, it would be, but I wouldn't mind

Speaker 1 because now I'm

Speaker 1 the melodic rap song. I'm not with because there is a separate category from melodic rap, I'm not mad at that, even though I still don't know if it's that.
But

Speaker 1 general rap categories, it's not, it's not that, but we wouldn't have kicked his back in so much if he would have just shut up and submitted to yeah, my handler's gonna put him, yeah, we're gonna put it

Speaker 1 that in that case. You're trying to win wherever you could win because you've been running your mouth on said issue.

Speaker 1 Now we look at it it like well nigga why you don't go submit get the fuck out of here

Speaker 1 to whoever you're trying to be yes I understand that that may be a more difficult win

Speaker 1 so you strut your ass over here and then turn your face up at us

Speaker 1 and that's where people are like all right dog and again

Speaker 1 I haven't heard butt so much of his music I don't know if he fire enough to behave this way I don't love this whatever the name of his hit is

Speaker 1 enough

Speaker 1 for him to behave that way. I love the beat.
I recognize it has the chopped and screwed elements.

Speaker 1 I do recognize the elements of hip-hop that it has. Sure.

Speaker 1 Now, let me just ask.

Speaker 1 But it ain't. His performance are you right.
It ain't at all. Not at all.
His song and

Speaker 1 some sugar.

Speaker 1 Even when the tweet came out, you know, like I said, I told y'all why I could understand what maybe what he meant by the tweet.

Speaker 1 Is it possible that...

Speaker 1 Because the artists themselves don't do that submission shit. That'd be your label, that'd be your team, that'd be some of that.

Speaker 1 So they could be sitting there saying, hey, look, our song performed and did this.

Speaker 1 We are submitting this over here where we might have a better chance at a win. This really ain't got shit to do with you at this point.
It's like playing the dollar to win the lottery. I understand.

Speaker 1 Yeah, nobody's mad at them. I'm not holding.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to hold that against him. If he's saying I'm not hip-hop, hold on.
If he's saying I'm not hip-hop, but my label... is going to say, well, nigga, shut your ass up.

Speaker 1 We submitting you for rap, regardless.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to hold that against him. Got to.
That's all I'm saying. I have to hold it against him because

Speaker 1 it's your job. Got it.
But as casual consumers,

Speaker 1 the label is not planning around the people that, all right, nobody knows shit. We just moving on our own accord for our best interests.

Speaker 1 It's his job to be lock-in step with the people that he's in business with. True.
Okay.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 somebody should have had the conversation with him weeks earlier. Hey, this is how we're submitting.
If you are on Go,

Speaker 1 but you don't know. So I make my stupid ass statement.
What makes it nastier to me is that maybe he did know and that's why he tweeted that shit. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's a good point. That's a good point.
That makes sense. That's a good point.

Speaker 1 That makes sense.

Speaker 1 Once it's submitted that way, I was like, oh, he's taking a stand.

Speaker 1 He was taking a stand against something. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's a good point. All right, so he might not know any better because you don't want to mosey on down there to the Taylor Swift land and to Billie Eilish land.
Like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 Tom Durton, Tom Dick.

Speaker 1 and to some of these folks that don't know no better, the term hip-hop has a certain connotation to it that they don't want to be a part of.

Speaker 1 We just saw a report come out where the Miami Dolphins did not hire Mike Tomlin because they said he was too hip-hop.

Speaker 1 Why? They had the opportunity to hire Mike Tomlin back in 07 and said we did not hire him because he was too hip-hop.

Speaker 1 That's funny because I think homeboy, their coach, is mad.

Speaker 1 They publicly said that?

Speaker 1 No, I don't think so. I've never heard that.
Yeah. Well,

Speaker 2 how do we know that that was said?

Speaker 1 This came out. Because if that's true, that's basically saying he's too black.
Yes. Yes.

Speaker 2 Yes. Very much so.
Which is what we said. And why would they say that he was too hip-hop?

Speaker 1 Well, they can't say he's too black.

Speaker 1 How is that a fucking identifier, though? That's crazy. That's hella.
I hope that's false. No.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Because in my opinion, every 22-year-old black boy that you now are going to get and that you now are drafting, they all too hip-hop, too.

Speaker 1 So the dudes is good enough to be hip-hop to play for you, but not good enough to be in a managerial role that speaks to the organization yep let me ask you what i'm saying like the kids that you drafting they not too hip-hop to be running back punts on your team or to be catching touchdowns for your team putting revenue in y'all pockets but the black man that's going to be coaching these kids would be quote unquote to hip-hop that's disgusting i hope that's fake i hope that's fake what if he was doing it in reverse meaning like

Speaker 1 you know how mac lamore shit won what if he's saying that You know, you putting, I'm a white guy, y'all put my song there.

Speaker 1 Just in case it win, I don't want anybody to think that I may have felt it deserved to win compared to the other songs. Say that when you get up there.
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 So what if, and getting in front of it, that was his intent?

Speaker 1 Like, yo, you know, because he probably feels like it's not hip-hop, but these, some of these songs, I don't know, I don't want to base it off of the skin, but a lot of these songs that don't deserve the win end up winning.

Speaker 1 So what if he just doesn't want to offend the culture? I don't know. Yeah, you took it to my next thought.

Speaker 1 I understand the submitting.

Speaker 1 The win is going to be the uproar. Absolutely.
For sure. If he were to win in these categories.

Speaker 1 And unfortunately, being with the popularity of the song, it probably stands a good chance to win.

Speaker 2 He can't be. It's interesting.

Speaker 1 I don't have them winning. I don't have them beaten.
I don't have

Speaker 1 any. Not like us.
But melodic rap or something like that, he might stand a better chance in. I think that this is totally just freestyling.

Speaker 1 I think that the board

Speaker 1 may like getting some of these famous TikTok dudes so so we can put it in the commercial or advertise that you're nominated.

Speaker 1 But I do think that the Grammy board still tries to have some integrity as to who and how it's won. Well,

Speaker 1 typically the people that vote, which I may or may not vote this year, we'll see.

Speaker 1 It's yours. Actually, are in the fucking hip-hop culture.
You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 They changed some of that, right? Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't vote because you have to vote in all categories. That's not true.

Speaker 1 When you fill out the the vote, you pick out certain ones.

Speaker 1 You can only vote, I think, I want to say,

Speaker 1 I think I only was able to vote hip-hop and RB for the most part. You can pick which ones you want to vote.
You only have a certain amount of votes. You can't do hip-hop and RB and country.

Speaker 1 You'll run out of categories. I didn't know that.
It's been a few years. I could have swore that thing said.
I think they changed it a couple years ago. A few years ago.
That's what it is.

Speaker 1 Because that was my problem. You had to vote back in the day, clearly.
So you were in every category.

Speaker 1 I'm not well versed in every category and i don't want to skew a vote so in 2023

Speaker 1 the grammar the recording

Speaker 1 the recording academy dropped the number of fields from 26 to 11. so that's what was before you you had the all 26 that's 11 votes uh gotcha

Speaker 1 more flexibility so you can only so people are most likely going to stay to the 11 fields

Speaker 1 so if you're a voter you could vote the three or four r b the three or four hip-hop pop correct and stop it right there yeah gotcha gotcha gotcha well that's all you can do gotcha no that makes sense that makes sense because not that many people unless you just a music aficionado that's going to be as well versed in country music as they are the best gospel album well that's what was happening

Speaker 1 and that's what was happening yeah so they would so now you start you don't know nothing about rap all right well i heard of this song right here let me vote for that i don't know what the none of these rap i was relative i'm relatively well versed in other genres so i started trying to vote for a bunch of and then it like stopped me like you can only submit this amount and i was like all right let me go vote on the shit that i know the shit that i want to and i want to be a part of it.

Speaker 1 I want to. That makes sense.
That's great news. I hope that Tommy Richmond loses every category.

Speaker 2 What's interesting, he signed to Brenton.

Speaker 1 That's bad.

Speaker 1 That's. Yeah, s dicker.

Speaker 1 Yo, y'all be telling me so much shit is bad that's bad. I don't think that's bad.

Speaker 1 Why category do we deserve to win? His mic will win pop.

Speaker 1 He can't win pop. He is not beating Sabrina Carpenter.
I'm just guessing that.

Speaker 1 No, I'm saying, but the swimming to lose.

Speaker 1 You know that, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm saying, but to want him to lose.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Taylor and he'll stay the snowball shit, which is why they said we putting your ass over here in rap.

Speaker 1 If he wins in rap, I'm going to feel like they playing in our face. They're trying to slight us.
That is.

Speaker 1 Kendrick should win. That's how that's going to be.
Kendrick's winning in rap. Kendrick should win hands down.

Speaker 1 Kendrick's probably performing there. But winning.
I would like them to pan the camera over to Tommy Richmond's white face so I can see it as he loses.

Speaker 1 But I don't know if he has the profile for them to do that.

Speaker 1 No. I think the song is much more popular than him.
Yes.

Speaker 1 That is true. If he walked by me on the street,

Speaker 1 you would not know what he looked like. He would have took that song.
That's in commercials.

Speaker 1 I think it was like Target or something like that. I didn't know how to hear.

Speaker 1 Million Dollar Baby Man.

Speaker 2 And he's been around for a second. He's like signed to Brent Faez's label.

Speaker 1 That's a smokescreen.

Speaker 2 Well, I don't know.

Speaker 1 That's what they do to make these dudes pop. Yeah.
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 He's like, you know, trained in opera. Like, a lot of his classification of his music is

Speaker 1 alternative or RB soul or pop.

Speaker 2 Like, this is really his one and only hip-hop record.

Speaker 1 Oh, you read his press patches. Yeah, well, I just thought, because I really did.

Speaker 1 No, I was curious.

Speaker 1 No, we cracking on you.

Speaker 1 I just really like curious.

Speaker 1 Send me your deck.

Speaker 1 I was going to get you to the JBP.

Speaker 1 The opera singer deck.

Speaker 1 She knows going to be off topic.

Speaker 1 She prepared for the pod.

Speaker 2 I was curious to see what he actually looked like because, like you said, the song is bigger than him.

Speaker 1 So the black young niggas, you know, you wasn't successful with

Speaker 1 a white young nigga. Good.
We gotta. Oh, that's fucking.

Speaker 1 You don't care what Zonna look like. You want to go look at Homeboy? Mel, would you date Tommy Richman? No, I didn't.
No. No, she would not.
I don't even know. If he looked different, you would.

Speaker 2 If he looked different than what he looks like,

Speaker 2 I think my criteria is bigger than just, oh, you have a successful song.

Speaker 1 You fell for the trap. My question to you was: if he looked different,

Speaker 1 would you date him? Probably not.

Speaker 1 Why, probably? Is it an age thing?

Speaker 2 Well, no, but this, you know, you guys know this is a very weird question.

Speaker 1 No, we don't. She's triggered again.

Speaker 1 Gotta go ahead. Gotta go.
No, no, you can't say she didn't use the word.

Speaker 1 Because then

Speaker 2 why am I not out trying to actively date everybody that I find attractive, whether they play sports or music or actors?

Speaker 1 You don't know shit. Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 If they came across your path.

Speaker 2 No, that doesn't even guarantee that I would be interested. I could appreciate, you know, a pretty face and a nice body and not want to do anything with it.

Speaker 1 That's true.

Speaker 1 He's got a bod.

Speaker 2 He definitely does not have a bod, not from what I can see.

Speaker 1 Tommy Richmond, bad luck.

Speaker 1 Honestly, yo.

Speaker 1 Honestly. Yo, yo, could we get a lot of new listeners? Shout out to the first and last time listeners out there.

Speaker 1 If anybody confused out there about who I do it for, I do it for the people that think a lot of shit sucks.

Speaker 1 All the shit. No, for real, they should have a shit.

Speaker 1 They called the fucking moral police on me about the nine to five shit.

Speaker 2 They did.

Speaker 1 Them niggas said I was in poor taste. I said, You niggas is poor.

Speaker 1 Oh my god.

Speaker 1 You said that's for real? No, no. And you lack taste.

Speaker 1 He's lackpoor intolerance. Yo, I knew I wasn't going to be able to do that.
Joe, you got gonna be mean to this motherfucker? Come on, Joe. Come on, what? Hey, you tell niggas cancel your Patriot.

Speaker 1 Yeah. You in a different bag.
Yes. You niggas will not hold me hostage to your 5, 10, or $25 subscription.
If I think some shit suck and I really believe that, I'm coming here to say it. True.

Speaker 1 And if I reserve the right to party a certain way, then nigga, I'm Cindy Lopper.

Speaker 1 Let me party.

Speaker 1 Let me party how I want to fucking party.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's a fucking duck nutcakes whatever appern motherfuckers i don't want no smoke though man but i do it for the people that think a lot of shit out there

Speaker 1 sucks a lot of shit does suck yeah you new niggas that come around with your fucking good moral compass and your yo or dude the the the shit that doesn't suck to at least not suck for some duration Yo, me and Mel.

Speaker 1 It's all suck for a couple years. Me and Mel and Amani, I think, went to Angie Martinez's barbecue.

Speaker 1 I came back here and said, Mel, protect your little pretty girl image. I wanted to leave and not be around the commoners and paupers.

Speaker 1 I also coined the phrase, the poors.

Speaker 1 You did.

Speaker 1 Why did they think that some shit in good taste? Pay the brokies.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm nigga. My middle name is poor taste almost.

Speaker 1 It's a joke. Loosen up out there.
Pay your fucking con Edison.

Speaker 1 I did see a lot of people defended too. They was like, yo, it's fucking jokes.
But

Speaker 1 I don't want people listening and they think that referred to the tag is a scapegoat.

Speaker 1 No, referred to the tag is there because we put the tag there because we come in here joking and then y'all out there accuse niggas of doing something crazy in real life. True.
I saw one nigga, he

Speaker 1 said, yeah, I do work a nine-to-five, but I ain't never smoked dust.

Speaker 1 Yo, that's when you know. That's when you know it's like,

Speaker 1 I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 That shit was funny.

Speaker 1 I don't like that. I don't like that.
That nigga's just crazy. I'm not mad at that.

Speaker 1 I don't like that shit. Listen, if it's part of my story, then it's allowed.
But my story is one of... like ascension.
I'm not ashamed of doing dust when I was a teenager nigga.

Speaker 1 That's what was there when we was a teenager. You niggas are doing what's there now.
K2.

Speaker 1 K2, fentanyl, fucking. Huffing the blues.
Yeah, come on.

Speaker 1 Nitrion, nitrion,

Speaker 1 laughing gas. You niggas just want to laugh.
That's how I know y'all miserable knee painkillers. You being nitrous.
Y'all out there taking drugs for a hearty heart.

Speaker 1 Y'all lack a friend that could tell a good joke, even.

Speaker 1 The fuck?

Speaker 1 Caroline's closed, and you niggas is at the dealer.

Speaker 1 What the fuck are y'all talking about out there?

Speaker 1 Anyway, man, peace and love to everybody. Shout out to the gun to father.

Speaker 1 No matter what tax bracket you win, no matter what you make, how you choose to spin it or have a good time, man.

Speaker 1 Shout out to each and every one of y'all.

Speaker 1 But if you're giving me your kids

Speaker 1 fucking hot pocket money, then take it back.

Speaker 1 Take it back. Like, I don't have a gun to nobody's head, nigga.
I do not think that you should be on basic cable because you gave me the 1099.

Speaker 1 Handle first.

Speaker 1 And then, if you can,

Speaker 1 subscribe to what I like to call premium.

Speaker 1 You know, it's funny because I did drop out. What does premium mean? Somebody help me out.
What's premium? Do it mean all of them?

Speaker 1 Look at these niggas. I'm going to pull out.
I'm going to get a definition for you. No, for real.
Premium. All right, while you do that, we'll come back in.
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Still on music. Yeah.
Mm-hmm. Tyler.
Still on music.

Speaker 1 Tyler has echoed what I and Parks and many people have echoed for a long time. Music needs to come back out on Tuesdays.
Facts.

Speaker 1 Let us live with this shit. That's Monday night at 11:59 p.m.

Speaker 1 Tuesday at 12 a.m.

Speaker 1 Let us actually digest all of the hard work that you put into this project and not be forced to listen to it during passive listening time like the weekend. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then Monday comes, I'm right back to busting my ass. Shout out to the 95ers out there.
We ain't got time to listen to no fucking music on Monday.

Speaker 1 Drop it on Tuesday. Let us sit with this, feel it,

Speaker 1 and

Speaker 1 go about our way.

Speaker 1 I think that's part of what's killing the longevity of music. I agree.
I agree. Partly.
Is we don't know what songs deserve longevity or not.

Speaker 1 I wish what they would do is drop the sales link on Tuesday, Monday at midnight, and then put the stream up on Friday if they want to play it that way.

Speaker 1 Force people's hand. If you want to get the music early.
Buy it. Buy it.

Speaker 1 Pay the $10. Pay the $10.
I wish there was a better way of knowing what albums even come out every week. Gotcha.
You got to look at Alex's page.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's like a secret. Alex lets you know.
This shit is like a secret, man. But Tyler, the creator,

Speaker 1 love his rollout. The trailer was fire.
He does a tease one day. He announces the next day.
And it's normally a 10-day wait before you get the project. Shout out to Tyler.

Speaker 1 I think that that cover is one of the best covers I've seen in a long time. Yeah, and just that.

Speaker 1 It was a film. It was a one-minute film of the people in the line and going to the box and blow up the box.
This shit was fire. Just one little minute of art.
Creativity. Yeah, creativity.

Speaker 1 If I've been working on this and I knew I had this fire trailer and fire artwork coming, then I'm not fucking Jared Carmichael.

Speaker 1 I'm almost insulted. But you know what I got? I'm almost fucked over here.
Yo, nigga, I got a heat rock coming. You think I'm fucking Jared Carmichael? I'm letting you down with the ease.

Speaker 1 Farting in the room. My girl hate when I let him down with the ease.
She wants to be mean to bitches. Anyway.

Speaker 1 why they don't like that? I don't know. Because you're making her think she got a chance.
That's right.

Speaker 1 That's it. But if you wasn't here, she may have had a chance.
Oh, I'm not going to say that. I'm not talking about your girl.
I'm just talking about in general.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying, letting them down with the ease means that they won't double back and create some chaos later. They just, oh, okay.
Thank you so much. Well, it was real.
It was real.

Speaker 1 They want you to be rude and hard, cut them off. Your girl wants you to really do it like a man, like the duh.
Bitch, I would never. Yes.
I would never. Get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 1 You not got a girl. Yeah, dusty.

Speaker 1 Like, that's what your girl wants you more.

Speaker 2 What's the expectation in the reverse scenario?

Speaker 1 Don't fuck.

Speaker 1 Yeah, don't open the legs.

Speaker 1 Don't give that nigga no box. All them legs be put on the bottom.
And if you give him some box, just missionary. Yeah.
Don't let no nigga do no box.

Speaker 1 Don't give him no head. Don't let that nigga do no fancy shit.
And don't give him no head neither. Look, if you're going to cheat, bitch, be regular with the cheat.
Nigga, lay there. That's it.

Speaker 1 Don't be getting nasty with the cheat.

Speaker 1 No, bitch, shut up. Don't let that nigga grab up the engine.

Speaker 1 None of that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Act like you don't feel it. Nigga, I'm gonna fuck if he's to his knee like itch.
Act like you don't feel it. Am I in the Twilight Zone? I don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

Speaker 1 I'm looking like I'm in the Twilight Zone listening to y'all. What? I agree with them.
Like, what happened?

Speaker 1 Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 Just all of a sudden, you guys are suddenly okay with your girl cheating.

Speaker 1 That's what I said. Nobody said it.
Nobody said that.

Speaker 1 But if you're you're going to do it,

Speaker 1 nobody said that.

Speaker 1 Nobody said that.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 I'll do this with you real quick just because I did it with you.

Speaker 1 In the reverse,

Speaker 1 one,

Speaker 1 I don't plan on knowing.

Speaker 1 You did this in real life. I've had these talks

Speaker 1 in the past. In the past, when I was

Speaker 1 more toxic than I am today. Gotcha.
But I don't plan on knowing when you did something. I'm not looking at a phone.
I'm not looking at an iPad. If I happen to, I'm going with, I trust you,

Speaker 1 and I picked you to represent me. And that means even if I ain't there.

Speaker 1 So have at it how you see fit. If it crosses my desk.

Speaker 1 If it crosses my desk, then

Speaker 1 we'll handle it accordingly. And that really ain't going to have too much to even do with you.

Speaker 1 Ain't going to have too much to do with you. We're going to have a little quick talk, but now move because it's man shit going on here.

Speaker 1 And I ain't going to hold you. Like, if you got a little nigga in your hometown that's bringing you a little food,

Speaker 1 hey, if you got a nigga that's not mean, dropping off some money for the kids or something like that, I see how that could be tempting for you to

Speaker 1 don't let it. Sounds good, right? I'm not a real man.

Speaker 1 I'm not a real guy.

Speaker 1 I'm a dropping off either. I'm saying, I'm seeing him dropping off.

Speaker 1 I'm saying I understand how it could, one, be tempting tempting to your partner

Speaker 1 and if you're in a long-lasting committed relationship I expect us to have to go through some of these hurdles with just how we deal with outsiders and third parties a lot of times like us men

Speaker 1 some oxtail money bitch don't be young yeah we selfish though like whatever we do we don't want you to do what we do we don't we can't take it yo you one of the only people i know that says that out loud admit that because that nigga be like yo i want to do it and i don't want nobody else to be able to do do it.

Speaker 1 Because I'm a narcissist.

Speaker 1 People say it. It's the truth.
Like,

Speaker 1 if I'm friendly, friendly with a girl, if my significant other does that, I'm friendly, friendly with a guy, nigga, what?

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 Nigga, that nigga put his arm around you, but what's going on? I want to know. Yeah, if I see it.
If I don't see it, then, you know, no harm, no foul. Me.
Exactly.

Speaker 1 I'm not looking for it because in the Caribbean, there's a saying, or... There's a saying that if you find what you're looking for,

Speaker 1 that ain't just the Caribbean party. That's everything.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to look for it. Like, sometimes if you may be texting a little bit, I may look around that man.
I'm like, nah, I ain't going to go. Oh, you know what you got to do in their texting?

Speaker 1 You just got to look at their face. Yeah.
Because the smile, they can't. But

Speaker 1 I don't subscribe to that. At one point, my wife was doing this, like turning the phone toward me.

Speaker 1 Like, stop.

Speaker 1 Like, stop with those tricks, turn the phone. So I'm not going to do the same thing.
I'm not turning my phone. You can turn the phone all you want.
Like this. Turn the phone, type it like this.

Speaker 1 Oh, I'm not doing that. My screen is off.
I'm typing it in my hoodie.

Speaker 1 Does your wife have the passcode to your phone? No. No, she knows it.
She knows it.

Speaker 1 What type of Martian shit are you talking about? She knows the password to my phone, but she doesn't go to my phone, though. That's not her bad.
Change the password after you give it to them, though.

Speaker 1 Change the password.

Speaker 1 And then put it on them. Nigga, you look at them.
You must have heard them. You put them on.

Speaker 1 Your phone.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you fucked up. Me and my girl exchanged passwords.
A couple months later, I seen her type of password. It was different.

Speaker 1 Then we fought a little later. I was like, hey, nah, nigga, your password changed.
Mine didn't. She's like, you're bad.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Status.
She respected it.

Speaker 1 She got in that job.

Speaker 1 You're bad.

Speaker 1 That's a fact right there. If you're doing some shit, change the password.
Shout out to her. That's gangsta.
The virulas?

Speaker 1 What you want me to do, man? Nothing. Nothing, baby.
What could you do? Yo, missionary only, yo. That's hard.
Nah, see, I'm just

Speaker 1 a hand print. I don't want none of that.
Nigga, tell that nigga hold his hand like this.

Speaker 1 Like this. Like the hand.

Speaker 1 Don't even touch that. Don't touch that.
You know what I'm talking about? I paid for that, nigga. Hey, I paid for that.

Speaker 1 Give a fuck.

Speaker 1 I paid for the BBL, nigga, if that's the case. I paid for it.
Tuck it, yo, because your prayer goes right.

Speaker 1 I'm cool. And I've been giving my girl a hard time on the air for a little while, so I'm cool.
You know, my problem is what? This is my

Speaker 1 brain. You know what I don't like? I don't like girls,

Speaker 1 toxic women like

Speaker 1 when you as they man is showing like is when you being nice and like showing some jealousy or yeah, yeah, yes, yes,

Speaker 1 yes, that's crazy. They like that.
That's crazy to me. Love it.
Everything could go smooth, smooth. I think that's sick.
That's sick. I talked to my girl about that all day.

Speaker 1 You're gonna change the tide. They want you to be jealous.
I'll be like, yo, you will say

Speaker 1 certain shit you'll say, you just want to get a rise out of me. And she'll be like, sometimes.
Not knowing, though. And some lie to niggas in jail.
Because of that. Or the jealousy.

Speaker 1 And I just be like,

Speaker 1 you don't get...

Speaker 1 Men go somewhere else. She's the right jealous nigga, bro.

Speaker 2 So the same can't be, you don't find that appealing or attractive when she shows little signs of jealousy.

Speaker 1 No, I don't play it. Nor do I do that.
I don't play them games. I'm not trying to make you jealous.
I don't.

Speaker 1 And, you know, because I talk a lot of shit in this podcast, but to simplify it, the same way that...

Speaker 1 While when your girl or your partner is speaking to you and when she say it's woman games that you might not understand going on, so please just take my word as a woman that this is what's happening.

Speaker 1 It's the same for men. I've learned it's the same for me.
There's men games that's

Speaker 1 right. No, no, no, no, they be right.
Yeah, I don't even argue it no more. They be right.
And I used to argue, I used to argue with them. I used to argue with you.
I was like, bro, no, it ain't that.

Speaker 1 And then it's always that. Now I got to walk back.
Yo, who was right? My girl. Then I got to change it to, yo, you mad bitches want to fuck me?

Speaker 1 Deflection king.

Speaker 1 Like, you mad, I'm likable. And then when that don't work, I got to change it to, wait, you don't want a partner that's nice to women?

Speaker 1 Oh, you good. Boy, you got gas.
You got a full tank of gas for your lights. Yeah, this shit's on full, nigga.

Speaker 1 Fuck the LEDs. This nigga got gas.

Speaker 1 Baby, I love you.

Speaker 1 What? Fuck these niggas talking about. Man, whatever last fight I brought on the air, fucking shit.

Speaker 1 She was right about what these. I was like, wait, wait, wait.
She agree with me? I don't remember. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't even remember what you said. That's how I knew we were on the wrong track.
It's like, she agreed with that nigga. Listen, that's work.
Don't talk to me about pod stuff in real life.

Speaker 1 Oh, man.

Speaker 1 That's work, girl.

Speaker 1 Time to the creator.

Speaker 2 I said, I'm trying to remember what it was, what their last thing was.

Speaker 1 Whatever it was, she agreed with.

Speaker 1 And whatever he said, she'll tell me later, I'm sure. She'll tell me later, I'm sure.

Speaker 1 You mom. You mom.
I was about to say that. Hi, Mom.

Speaker 1 Hi, Mom. Hey, Ma.

Speaker 1 Hey.

Speaker 1 That looks short. You was ducked down on me.
Hey, Mom.

Speaker 1 She'd be hot. Look at my mom up in this bitch.
You looking good.

Speaker 1 You looking good. Got that confessional on the way.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 All right. Where was we at? Tyler, some of the best artwork I've ever seen.
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. Can't wait to hear the project.
I also agree. Album should come out on Tuesday.

Speaker 1 Absolute, I think, announced. Absolute announcement.
You did. Absol announced.
Did somebody else announce?

Speaker 1 Those are the two main ones I remember. I don't remember anybody else.
I mean, I don't have no known. I can't wait to hear.
Safe. Yeah, Safe.
Absolutely. Put a record out today.

Speaker 1 It features our guy, Jason Martin, formerly known as Problem. Problem.
I'm sure. Shout out to Problem.
And I didn't get a chance to hear it, but

Speaker 1 he's rolling out. Yes.
Which I'm actually happy because, you know, TDE normally, you're going to wait between projects.

Speaker 1 He just dropped and he's back again. I was really really shocked when he put the, I'm like, wait, Solo's dropping again? Then he did the freestyle.
Good. He did the freestyle.

Speaker 1 We're seeing something different.

Speaker 1 Crazy, crazy freestyle. We're just seeing something different that's not the norm.
So I love it. I'm looking forward to it.
Project will be out in November. Yeah.
Can't wait. Can't wait.

Speaker 1 That's what I got.

Speaker 1 Shout to Solo. All right.
So do we believe that Michael Jackson beat Tupac up? Yes.

Speaker 1 Yes. 100%.

Speaker 1 Somebody tell me where we're getting this stuff from.

Speaker 1 We got this from an interview, right? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Break it down. I don't remember.
Somebody did an interview, and he said that

Speaker 1 Tupac

Speaker 1 was dating Quincy Jones' daughter.

Speaker 2 Cadata?

Speaker 1 Yes, yes. And that's like Michael Jackson's niece, and they was leaving a club, and Michael Jackson heard Tupac say some shit that he shouldn't have said, and he stepped his business about it.

Speaker 1 Yo, you can't talk to her like that. That's like my niece.

Speaker 1 That's like my niece, and Pac said whatever he said, and then they got to scuffling, and homeboy that reported this said that Michael Jackson beat the shit out of Tupac. I believe that.

Speaker 1 Who walked right all over his ass? I got Mike fucked up.

Speaker 1 Tupac wasn't the biggest of guys.

Speaker 2 He definitely wasn't.

Speaker 1 And Mike was a crip. And Mike wasn't the biggest of guys.
Mike was tall. So we got a fight between.
Pac is 160, Mike is 125.

Speaker 1 Different 125. So we got a fight between two people.
Yeah, but Mike got that strength of my dad been beating me with the switch my whole life.

Speaker 1 And I'm a gang member. What's up? Hold on to Mike.
Mike in the 90s?

Speaker 1 Mike is a crip.

Speaker 1 Mike is a crip. It wasn't the 90s.

Speaker 1 It might have been the 90s. How died in the 90s?

Speaker 1 It had to be last night.

Speaker 1 That was Mike just turning white. He was still black.

Speaker 1 He was just turning white. He still had some nigga in him.
Yeah. Yeah, no, he did that.
125. But it's cool.
Mike went to Summer Jam, stepping them Rockefeller niggas. He did.
He did.

Speaker 1 Mike got away with a lot of shit. I don't know why this sounds so unbelievable to me.
It's because of the, when people think of Mike, the perception of Mike.

Speaker 2 Soft-spoken, soft-spoken.

Speaker 1 I don't see him smacking the shit out of nobody. Y'all think Mike had hands? He had feet.
Joe. He definitely had the hands.

Speaker 1 He was probably a kicker. Dog.
Joe did that. Damn that nigga.
Yo.

Speaker 1 Mike kicked you with them loafers.

Speaker 1 Joe whooped their ass, nigga. So he had kicked you.

Speaker 1 Yo, that is hilarious. All he's showing you his moves.
Yo. Mike kicked that nigga with them loafers, yo.
Mike whooped Tupac ass, man. I'm rolling.
I believe it. Even if it ain't true, I like the

Speaker 1 liar.

Speaker 1 I just like how this story sounds. Yeah.
Prince, Prince.

Speaker 1 But Pocket,

Speaker 1 tough.

Speaker 1 And Prince was shorter than Pac.

Speaker 1 That kick would have been easier. Yeah, but the motorcycle's fast.

Speaker 1 He's shorter, but that motorcycle that he tried to run him over with is pretty fast. You got to move out the way, Mike.

Speaker 2 And Prince can do them high kicks.

Speaker 1 Yeah, see, Pocket and Kicks. High kicks and the split.
Pocket and Harley.

Speaker 1 Pac was out there with his hands talking about knuckle up.

Speaker 1 Mike had done some Jackie Chan shit. Yo, that is hilarious.

Speaker 1 Mike being Chuck Norris on the low is funny. That's hilarious.

Speaker 1 That is hilarious, bro. And I can see Mike fucking some shit up.
But why? I just can't see Pac not spinning the block. Yeah.
But Pac wasn't.

Speaker 1 Pac wasn't crazy. Why not, nigga? With his house at Gary Indiana or some shit.
Go ahead over there if you want to. Yeah, yeah, you're not doing that.

Speaker 1 Bubbles and them will whoop your ass before you can hit you.

Speaker 1 What the fuck are you talking about?

Speaker 1 I think Pac would have rolled on Mike.

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to be disrespectful. Yeah, it's fine.
I'll leave it alone. I love Pacific.
No, he wouldn't.

Speaker 1 I ain't never seen footage of either one of them fighting. We saw footage.
I saw footage of Pac fighting. And he didn't win that fight.

Speaker 1 He didn't win that fight. He wasn't fighting Michael Jackson.
What do you mean he didn't win?

Speaker 2 With the melee in Vegas?

Speaker 1 Yeah, he was stomping somebody. He didn't get beat up.
Yo, don't say melee again.

Speaker 1 Once it's broadcast.

Speaker 1 He ain't winning. Yo, take your little vocabulary down the street to your fucking

Speaker 1 shit. The melee.

Speaker 1 The melee, yes, in the casino.

Speaker 1 Yeah, what a carrot.

Speaker 1 She's ready to call the cops a casino.

Speaker 1 Yes, Mel, the melee. Okay, just clarifying.
Nah, Pac spinning a block on Mike.

Speaker 1 You know, somebody, somebody got to get it. It's going to be the last block he spoke.
It damn sure is. All right, so everybody here believes that Michael Jackson beat the shit out of the Pac Poke.

Speaker 1 No, I believe. Maybe not.
Mike believes it. She's the shit out of him, but

Speaker 1 Paw Pop.

Speaker 1 Mike. Because you're also not going to see it coming from Mike.
You think she's going to expect it? Like, Mike, shut your ass. You think Mike could.
Wow. Harry Pop was turnt up off that.
You know,

Speaker 1 he'd been drinking. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You think Mike could put him down with a two-piece? Never. He probably slap that nigga.
No, if you don't see it coming, if he don't put him down, like

Speaker 1 how I picture Mike, Mike running right home to buy his publishing.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Even if he don't.
On the way home. On the way home.
He got a car phone. We got a carphone back there.
For sure, Michael. All eyes on you, huh? I need all of it.
It's me against the world.

Speaker 1 And I heard he's changing his name to Machiavelli. I want that too.

Speaker 1 You know what? It's not you against the world. Now it's us.
It's us.

Speaker 1 No, it's my world. I am your world.
It's my world. It's my world.

Speaker 1 No, but

Speaker 1 what's Pac's real name? You know, he wasn't even calling him Pac.

Speaker 1 I think the real name is Tupac. Dog.

Speaker 1 That's what's his middle name then. Amaru.
Yeah, he was calling him Amaru. Tupac.
Sorry, Amaru.

Speaker 1 You're never getting your pup back now.

Speaker 1 You should have never

Speaker 1 spoken to her that way, like I told you in the club that night.

Speaker 1 This guy's a fool, son. Shout out to Mike, man.
Shout out to Mike and Pop. Don't just only Pop.

Speaker 1 That was racist.

Speaker 1 Huh? That was racist. Why? They both black.

Speaker 1 I mean, one got the both procedure done.

Speaker 1 One is rest in peace to Michael Jackson and Tupac, man.

Speaker 1 I don't think that we should know about the squabble. And if we do it should come from quincy jones when he get out of his grandchildren's care

Speaker 1 that was the next one or eddie murphy out no more or eddie murphy yeah him and him and mj they hung out and he was the first one he'd be like just nothing he's really in just nothing anybody else was there

Speaker 1 some type of way

Speaker 2 he's given interviews where he said that

Speaker 1 you ain't was that

Speaker 1 trying to catch you i just want to know how you got that green card girl I just want to know how you got. It's the legal race.

Speaker 1 No, I know the question, man. Yes.
And you expedite me. Were you with Eddie on a first-name basis? Like, he was

Speaker 1 a. Ed.

Speaker 1 Nothing salacious. Like, did he know you by face?

Speaker 2 At one point, yes. Okay, cool.

Speaker 1 He forgot you now.

Speaker 2 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 I mean, and rest in peace, Charlie Murphy. That was my man, too.
And Mel strike me as that to try to get in the Murphy family through like the brother, through Daryl Murphy.

Speaker 1 Ray Murphy. The nephew.

Speaker 1 She tried to get down with the Marley suit.

Speaker 1 She's going to get in the roar of family somehow.

Speaker 1 She tried to be. No, she want to be Keg and Markle so bad.
Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Rest in peace.

Speaker 1 Rest in peace, Michael Jackson. Tupac Chakor.
Shout out to Tyler the Creator. Can't wait for that project.

Speaker 1 And yeah, I like the war continuing against DSPs with all the people that we like to listen to. For sure.
I do. Yeah, those are the people that are supposed to be trendsetting.

Speaker 1 Indeed. Got the power.

Speaker 1 Got the freedom.

Speaker 1 Jared Carmichael, don't try to spin the block.

Speaker 1 Now that a nigga album dropping, you want to come around.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Why you said that? I liked you when you was down.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but I didn't like you.

Speaker 1 The other party didn't like him. He was genuine.

Speaker 1 And I wasn't down.

Speaker 1 Good point. That is a great point.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's a good point.

Speaker 1 I wasn't fucking on down. I was like, I'm not going to be a good person since Tyler was down.

Speaker 1 I agree with that. Bit up, nigga.

Speaker 1 We don't know that Tyler's bisexual, right?

Speaker 1 I don't know. I mean, he says it in his music, but

Speaker 1 I don't know. It could be a troll.
It could be.

Speaker 2 And then him and Jaden Smith, that was a

Speaker 1 dub Jaden Smith, nigga. Move.

Speaker 1 Okay. Well, then we.
Fucked you when you you was young and cute, nigga. Move.
Whoa. Older now.

Speaker 1 Puberty done hit different. You look different with cybernetics.
I don't like that face you hear about.

Speaker 1 That nigga is crazy. Yo, your mustache ain't coming like I thought it would, nigga.
Move. I like Tyler being fucking

Speaker 1 picky.

Speaker 1 You guys picking the litter?

Speaker 1 Oh, shout out to that Funk Flex freestyle. Speaking of Funk Flex Freestyle.
Oh, see?

Speaker 1 See, exactly. Exactly.
Maybe he is. You can't play like that.
No, now we got to find it.

Speaker 1 Now we got to find it. Tyler the Creator might be the best bisexual rapper in the world.

Speaker 1 Honestly. You say you never heard it before? I never heard it.
I never heard it. Everybody heard it.

Speaker 1 You ain't heard it. Flex reaction.
Cool. Now we got to play it now.
Just to feel it. I got it.

Speaker 1 Tyler's the man, yo.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Tyler's great, man. Fucking Aaron Hernandez.
Should open the hour energy.

Speaker 1 I'm cute as shit.

Speaker 1 We just

Speaker 1 let the world know you are a geek, goop, merge the fuck. Fuck you.
Goop. Goop.

Speaker 1 Hey.

Speaker 1 Okay, I'm gonna go

Speaker 1 get it. Free rock him, free rock him.
I might fly too sweet. Didn't free him.
Braid my wig, ASAP, tat on my ribs, squitch with him. Then I can fuck all the sweetened men that I wanna.

Speaker 1 Actually, I'm gonna heat it up real quick, motherfucker. I'm LeBron.
Listen, Flex. We just met, but I know it don't seem like all Kelly wet dreams.
I always keep 16. Let's go together.
the

Speaker 1 me and Flex could be the index for buff net niggas just for some hot butt sex.

Speaker 1 Free rock him, free rock him. I might fly too sweet then to free him.
Braid my wig, ASAP, tat on my ribs, switch with him. Then I can fuck all the sweet men that I wanna.

Speaker 1 Actually, I'm gonna heat it up real quick, motherfucker. I'm LeBron.

Speaker 1 Listen, Flex, we just met, but I know it don't seem like all Kelly wet dreams are always T16.

Speaker 1 Here you go. Here go Flip.

Speaker 1 Me and Flex looking in the index for buff net niggas just for some hot butt sex.

Speaker 1 He had to be trolling. That sounds crazy, Sam.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 Hilarious. Flex reaction made him a taco.

Speaker 1 No, no. Tyler's the greatest.
That nigga sounds great. He said that for real.

Speaker 1 What you thought it was fake, nigga? Flex was next to him? Yeah, Flex was right next to him. Flex looks

Speaker 1 confused. He was like,

Speaker 1 he didn't know what was going on. Wait, no.

Speaker 1 His mouth dropped to the floor. Pause.

Speaker 1 Looking for some hot butt sex.

Speaker 1 What the fuck they talking about, man?

Speaker 1 Disgusting, bro. Crazy, soft.
No, he's the best rap in the world to ever look now, but sex.

Speaker 1 For real. Oh, that's debatable.
If we figure out if dude is,

Speaker 1 I don't want to seem like I'm harping on things.

Speaker 1 That's what people do a lot. They harp.

Speaker 1 I realized that recently when I was talking to somebody, I was like, nah, niggas be remembering shit. And it was like, nah, no, they don't.
They be harping.

Speaker 1 I was like, oh, that does mean something different, don't it? Explain.

Speaker 1 Well, does harping and remembering mean the same thing?

Speaker 2 Well, harping on it.

Speaker 1 It's like over and over and over about it. Yeah.
Yeah. That's what I'm taking it.
That's what I'm, that's how I took it anyway. Okay.
Remembering is you remember.

Speaker 1 But to harp, I don't like niggas that harp. Like, do you feel like men should harp? They should like consistently.
I was just asking.

Speaker 1 Like, how many harps you get a year?

Speaker 1 No, that for real. I'm trying to learn.

Speaker 1 Nah, nigga, what you need to harp. What is it to harp on? No.

Speaker 1 See, now I'm on the other side.

Speaker 1 Now I'm on the other side. Men should harp.
We can't talk to nobody else. No, you shouldn't harp, nigga.
We should get to harp. I just don't think nobody should hear it.

Speaker 1 We should harp to ourselves. Harp in the mirror.
You had to remember that you harp on things.

Speaker 2 Well, then, if you harp to yourself, then you'll continue to harp.

Speaker 1 I harp, but don't nobody hear it. True.
The silent.

Speaker 1 Silent harp, like Silent Knight.

Speaker 1 And that's okay, but if your harp come out,

Speaker 1 you a bitch.

Speaker 1 You a bitch. Why we can hear your harp? Grow some balls, nigga.
Oh, my God. Mel, you're going to break a leg, girl.
We see it.

Speaker 1 We see it from the front. It's okay.
Thank you. You're killing yourself.
Don't necessarily. Size negative three.
Get some jeans that fit you, girl. Oh, my God.
You work around that. That's hate.

Speaker 1 Anyway.

Speaker 1 Y'all want to get into the domestic part of the pod?

Speaker 1 Are we done with the music segment?

Speaker 1 I don't care that Rick Ross got a new girlfriend. I don't know why that's up to you.

Speaker 1 Because y'all think I'm chatty patty gossip, man. And maybe I am sometimes, sometimes, but

Speaker 1 niggas ain't going to keep getting me by the trick I invented.

Speaker 1 You're not going to do that. That's my trick.
What?

Speaker 1 Get the little known girl, make her hot for two months, dub her, break her emotionally,

Speaker 1 leave her, leave her, abandon her.

Speaker 1 Abandon her.

Speaker 1 Leave her to get ridiculed and attacked by the new audience you've introduced her to.

Speaker 1 Watch her struggle through life for the next 10, 15 years, and then do the same thing with a new girl a month later.

Speaker 1 That didn't happen to all the girls you dealt with, though.

Speaker 1 I thought you keep them for some years before you do all other shit. Well, because y'all, because y'all do all other shit, but

Speaker 1 y'all misrepresent me. And those are the relationships that Republic kind of knows about.
Misrepresent him. The other ones people don't really know about,

Speaker 1 they blew it before they got hot. See, she did it right.
She moved in and made the mac and cheese in a box.

Speaker 1 other bitches was leaving me after a couple hours to go feed their kids after they ate my kids. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 What the hell is wrong with you? You don't even get to fill out this application if you don't eat kids the right way.

Speaker 1 Don't let none of my kids drop.

Speaker 1 And where's the girls that, like, I feel like it's a dying breed, the bitches that eat kids? Babysit them right in your stomach.

Speaker 1 We want to. I don't know why they keep dating white bitches.
Oh, I'll tell you why. Yeah, get them away from me.

Speaker 1 Wilding, nigga. What this cream is.
You're right, you're right. You got this cream on my back.
We want 24-hour care, nigga. All right.

Speaker 1 To Australia, I go.

Speaker 1 To Europe, it is.

Speaker 1 Why can't it just come on your back like back in the days? On your chest?

Speaker 1 All over it. All over your face.
Let me paint your name. You're the name there.

Speaker 1 Picasso. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That nigga's out here pulling out. Yeah.
Nah, I don't pull out.

Speaker 1 I'll pull it out if I can do a little paint and sip.

Speaker 1 If I could do a paint and sip, I'll pull it out. What you sipping? Yeah, you tasting your own jizz.

Speaker 1 You tasting my own jizz. You tasting your own jizz, you freak.

Speaker 1 I met a red cup on the shit. Oh, all right.
I thought you was a freak shit, nigga. A beverage of your shit.
I thought you was tasting your own shit.

Speaker 1 I thought you went to another level. That's not what I'm talking about.
I don't know. Paint and sip.
I thought you were a freak shit. Don't say paint and shit.
Or some snowball shit. My fault.

Speaker 1 Yeah, don't say that. Now let's move on to our domestic segment.

Speaker 1 You always suck that shit up.

Speaker 1 Cause you always get nasty, and then when niggas call you, I don't know, you shut it back up. You need to be for that.
That ain't a regular thing. Are you right, my fault?

Speaker 1 That was a mistake if that happened.

Speaker 1 Now I feel like the black

Speaker 1 hey, how'd that get up there?

Speaker 1 Shit, I was hornier than I thought. Shit shot to my fucking eyebrow.
Whoa, boy. Got to be fast.

Speaker 1 You got to be more careful than that.

Speaker 1 out damn boys

Speaker 1 shoot a shoot ain't it

Speaker 1 oh man shout out to the nine to five shooting out there they talk about

Speaker 1 hard day of work ain't got a warm piece of pussy to come home to gotta just do it yourself you know i mean shoot a club up we talking about shoot the club up this episode is dedicated to you out there Each and every one of you nasty ass truck drivers.

Speaker 1 Y'all hit the back seat of the truck at the truck stop.

Speaker 1 hey hey one day we're gonna talk about the things i've seen at those truck stops just pulling over to pee

Speaker 1 y'all niggas in the woods with it

Speaker 1 oh my god that's that lot lizard yeah nasty asses lot lizard

Speaker 1 called lot lizard

Speaker 1 oh i wasn't here He might have been in Portugal when we were talking about lot lizards. That was a shot.
That was definitely a shot. That was a shot.
Clay,

Speaker 1 too.

Speaker 1 Could have just said he wasn't here, but

Speaker 1 that was Clay Tom's. Why you had to identify where you are?

Speaker 2 Because it was not that long ago,

Speaker 2 and that's why.

Speaker 1 Why are you harping on where he's been? Oh, shut the fuck up. If you're doing a hot harpoon.

Speaker 2 Lot lizards are basically the prosties that hang out around the truck stop. Is he insidious?

Speaker 1 You think he's insidious?

Speaker 1 What's wrong with you? Has you ever saw a lot lizard before?

Speaker 1 I don't go to truck stops. No, you don't stop to use the bathroom and pee? The truck stop is the same shit.
There's a car stop.

Speaker 1 What? There's a fancy way of truck stopping?

Speaker 1 this an elite truck stop i haven't i haven't driven a long distance oh got you we playing in my 50s i want a camper

Speaker 1 camper fun like a winnebago yes i want one no they got some seeing they got some blossoming they bugging in there now where you gonna go anywhere north carolina

Speaker 1 you're gonna hitch it to the harari joe huh you're gonna hitch it to the first class where you gonna play capacity like what we talk about i think that's the kind of 50 year old I'm going to be.

Speaker 1 I don't, since you're asking. Seriously? It won't.
I don't. It won't.
What type of 50-year-old you? Yo, I'm going to get a phone with a.

Speaker 1 I'm 44 right now. You're going to be the guy with multiple Ferraris.
That's the.

Speaker 1 So look,

Speaker 1 so listen, God willing, right? Your ascension. You don't think change is possible.
No, God willing, your ascension will keep going up. Hopefully.
Right. So next is a boat.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So the last thing on your mind is going to, and you're not really fond of people. Or roughing it.
Yeah. So the last thing on your mind is going to be riding around.
When a big it'll

Speaker 1 I think it's going to be flying super fire.

Speaker 2 So, you're going to take it camping by yourself?

Speaker 1 Yes, by yourself in the woods. No, with you, stupid.
I'm not going, nigga. Yes, you look at the with you, nigga.

Speaker 1 We're going to pod right in the forest.

Speaker 1 Ocean deer,

Speaker 1 back up the equipment. Oh, let me stop.
I'm never going to beat the allegations of paying to have friends. All right, I'm joking.
I'm joking.

Speaker 1 No, they've been pulling out their big guns. You pissed them off.
No, they've been pulling out day fourth.

Speaker 1 They were on bow bow bow. Pay to have friends.
Yes.

Speaker 1 And you and the A-noms. I wasn't.
I wasn't.

Speaker 1 My friend down there. We let you live with me.
For free. I wasn't in no A-noms.
I was the fuck help, nigga.

Speaker 1 I didn't even know what I was doing. So they're going to joe ass? Oh, I'm in there.
No, now, man. Fuck these niggas.
I need a break.

Speaker 1 Look at

Speaker 1 Dolly got slapped.

Speaker 1 This shit is a bop a little bit more.

Speaker 1 Yeah, whoever wrote that hook though needs an award. She wrote that.
She needs an award for more than she got. She's a monster.
She's a monster writer, bro. She's a monster writer.

Speaker 1 No, yeah, no. Yeah, she don't play with him.

Speaker 1 She ain't need to write no more once Whitney fucking did that. Yeah, that was it.
It was over. Whitney did what she had to do.
That was the end of that pen. I know that pen.

Speaker 1 That pen went right to bed. Nice.
I'm never writing. I'm never writing again.
What's the name of your sheets?

Speaker 1 Fresh sheets. She's on French Sheets.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 The premiums. Y'all know I had to sign some shit the other day and didn't have a pen in my house.

Speaker 1 I have some. That sounds

Speaker 1 small and stiff. It'd be hard to find.
I didn't have one pen in my house. Not even the junk drawer shit.
Gotta keep them in the junk drawer. You gotta have the junk drawer.
Got to keep it. Man, bro.

Speaker 1 Think about the last time. He writes, though.
Think about the last time you used a pen. I used a pen again.
I used a pen all the time. I keep the little

Speaker 1 post-it right there. That part.

Speaker 1 And brought it in for Mandy.

Speaker 1 Brought that Chase checkbook in for Mandy. Mandy, like, girl, first chase.
No, first union. Mandy.
First Chase. I'm like, girl, I am moving.

Speaker 1 I don't give a fuck about you. Wachovia.

Speaker 1 Finally.

Speaker 1 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 1 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Moving on right along.
I'm working 925.

Speaker 1 Safari or

Speaker 1 Erica. Or mustard.
Oh.

Speaker 1 Safari or Mustard. That's our domestic segment right now.
Safari and Eric Amen have been wilding. Shout out to both of them.

Speaker 1 We spoke to Safari on Patreon last week, but not about anything pertaining to this. I try to stay away from things like this because one is sensitive.
Two, there's kids involved.

Speaker 1 Three, it's a domestic matter. Four, it's in court.
There's cops involved. You don't know what's going on.
And when you know people, you want to try to be a little eh.

Speaker 1 Makes it a little tricky when you see the ladder footage, though. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I saw that footage last year. Oh, okay.
Like he sent that to my, he sent that to me last year and I was like, ooh.

Speaker 1 Oh, it's old.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 She even said it. She was like, that's from 2023.
I've changed.

Speaker 1 2024 now. Like Safari leaked the footage of her putting hands on him, pushing him, just being.
aggressive.

Speaker 1 She put out a series of statements replying to some of this stuff and that went on for days until I think she finally said, you know what, enough is enough with everything on the internet and I'm going to try to squash it with him.

Speaker 1 And that's where it is. I've tried my best to not even look at any of that because it's just close to home.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 my heart goes out to both of them

Speaker 1 during a domestic issue.

Speaker 1 I hate that we know so much today. Like, I don't want to know that Eric Amina grabbed a ladder and climbed over some shit.

Speaker 1 We know a lot. But you know what?

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 outside of the the fact that you're close to the situation because you you know you got relationship i'm not close but i'm in a proximity yeah i get it

Speaker 1 i'm not mad at him putting this footage out because

Speaker 1 you had you you kind of got to today you if you as a man if you don't have some level of footage to show hey look i am a victim here you lose

Speaker 1 And it's fucked up that that's where we are. I say that all the time.
I'm like, yo, start recording shit. You got to record.

Speaker 1 Anytime I've had any type of issues with somebody where a girl girls start turning up, the first thing I do is pull my phone out. That's not what I'm refuting.
So I'm with you.

Speaker 1 No, I'm just, because you said we know so much. I'm just like.

Speaker 1 Because I agree with your premise. I agree that if you are being accused of something, you should have video or audio that would help your case.
I don't think it needs to be presented publicly.

Speaker 1 You got to have the video and the audio so that you don't get the accusation.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. It's not about you being accused.
You got to have a video and the audio so that you don't get the accusation.

Speaker 2 The video is in response to what?

Speaker 1 Nothing.

Speaker 2 So he just put the video out?

Speaker 1 Yes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's not true.
They was beefing. They was having a little, they was having a response.

Speaker 2 Okay, so I'm assuming that she made some kind of accusation that this video was supposed to be.

Speaker 1 And it's all tied into him trying to get a child support.

Speaker 1 That's what it always boils down to. Him doing the bad for me.
And the first thing I saw,

Speaker 1 well, one of the first things I saw from her is her put up a calendar and she's marking the days in which he sees his children, which she says is like 14 days out of the last year.

Speaker 1 So they're having the child support dispute. Publicly.
Publicly. Conductor.
Publicly.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying if it was me, I'm holding my,

Speaker 1 actually it has been me in the past. I'm holding my evidence to show to the people that it matters to.
And when I get a verdict rendered,

Speaker 1 then I'm coming out, then I'm coming outside. But while this shit is still up in the air, I'm not giving the other side time to defend against anything I have.
Right, you're not showing your cards.

Speaker 1 That's not true. Tell me.
Not in their instance, because they're public figures.

Speaker 1 And I'm shocked that you said, I'm shocked that you said you, you know.

Speaker 1 Melissa, you're saying. Melissa.
Because you're saying that you're not with him releasing the footage publicly. I'm shocked that you said you're not with him.

Speaker 2 No, it's not that I'm not with it. I was asking what it was in response to because it obviously was a response to something.
And I just, I can't go back

Speaker 2 that far to find out what it was about.

Speaker 1 When Joe was like, yo, I'm not really with him putting it out. And you was like, me too.
Oh, no, no. No, no, it's the whole thing.

Speaker 1 It's both of them.

Speaker 2 It's both of them. I'm with them.
Talk to your therapists and your lawyers and leave us the fuck out of it because it's just, to me,

Speaker 1 it's tacky.

Speaker 1 And there's kids involved.

Speaker 1 We are.

Speaker 1 Celebrities. I think this started when he went to the Nikki show.
But what I'm saying is they are celebrities. And in the court of public opinion.
Matters. It matters.

Speaker 1 Like he's saying, like, yo, this could potentially cost me money. You know what I'm saying? I'm making money based on my perception and based on my public persona.

Speaker 1 What I'm saying to you is if he's saying that in court, why the need to say it publicly? Because it's not a publication. Because you're getting judged in the public opinion.

Speaker 1 And somebody that I might want to do business with might be thinking a certain way about me, so this could be for them. And I'm tacking whatever loss that is onto my case.

Speaker 1 I still, you still want to make money and you want to exonerate yourself to the public, letting them know that this is not what's going on. Come hire me still.

Speaker 1 I just never hear lawyers tell people to do that part.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and in addition to that, the public, in addition to that, you can't say for certain what the public's reaction is going to be to whatever you put out.

Speaker 1 True, but I can try to.

Speaker 2 It might make it worse.

Speaker 1 I can try to. None of the comments after he put that out was still in support of him.
Oh, shit. That's when they taught me a new title.
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 In the comments, they said, that is reactive abuse.

Speaker 1 Huh?

Speaker 1 What? Yo, you can't win. I've heard it before.

Speaker 1 No, I've heard it before. I had never heard that.
I've heard it explained. Listen to this to me.
I can't.

Speaker 1 I was ignoring somebody.

Speaker 1 I was ignoring somebody calling me, calling me, calling me, calling me, like texting me and calling me and texting me and calling me.

Speaker 1 And they told me the fact that you are not replying to me is abusive.

Speaker 2 Okay, so reactive abuse, by way of its definition, is

Speaker 2 reactive abuse occurs when the victim becomes the aggressor against the abuser, such as by pushing, punching, kicking, hair pulling,

Speaker 1 physical and verbal. That's not what he did, though.
No,

Speaker 1 they said what she did was reactionary abuse. That's what they're saying.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 I mean

Speaker 1 in those comments, that sector of the internet. And that's why my reply to y'all in terms of public, the quarter public opinion is the people that hate you hate you already.
Right, right. That's true.

Speaker 1 Like there is nothing you could do to prove.

Speaker 1 Fuck the people though. I'm talking about business companies.
Business.

Speaker 1 There might have been a business that was like, all right, cool. Yeah, we'll work with dude to do X, Y, and Z.

Speaker 1 They might not even have had the conversation, or he was on a list of people they were considering. And now you, because of course you do your due diligence.
Oh, he got X, he got this going on.

Speaker 1 Nah, we're not even going to reach out to him because this is attached to him, or he's this type of person. So that video could be, hey, dog, the shit y'all heard about me ain't that.

Speaker 1 It's because of this. And now they might say, all right, well, we'll fuck with you now.

Speaker 2 Well, a company, honestly, they're not really going to be looking at the tit for tat.

Speaker 2 They're going to be looking at the overall situation and be like, you have a lot of mess going on in your life, and we don't really want to have anything to do with that because we don't want that stink on us.

Speaker 2 They're not really parceling out, well, in 2023, she did this, and in 2024, he did this.

Speaker 1 They got to be deep, they don't give a fuck. They got to be deep in bed with you to care enough to figure out whose fault this is.

Speaker 1 I do understand that part. Uh, again, my heart goes out to both Erica and Safari.
Safari's probably listening to this, so salute to him.

Speaker 1 Uh, and any man out there that's any person out there that's going through these types of messy co-parenting co-parenting child support case disputes, it's hard to be classy in those.

Speaker 1 It's hard to be classy in those.

Speaker 1 We have DJ Mustard

Speaker 1 settles with his ex-wife

Speaker 1 over child support. She was seeking 80 grand.
I think the number is 25. 25.
25 grand, three or four kids. Four kids.
Four, they said. Four kids.

Speaker 1 And also an alimony fee of $300. Yeah, $300,000, $315,000.
300,000.

Speaker 1 Something of the sort.

Speaker 1 I think if I'm DJ Mustard, that's a win. That's a win.
I don't know what his income is. Not that you're looking to win or lose, but...

Speaker 1 Listen, if somebody asked him for 80,

Speaker 2 you got it down to 25?

Speaker 1 Her. That's why.
And I got it down to 25 for all four?

Speaker 1 That's a win. And I believe that Mustard can afford the $25,000 a month and the $300,000 flat fee.
Wow. I think he's somewhere celebrating.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And I don't feel like she came off too bad either. No.

Speaker 1 This is money outside of whatever you're doing on your own. So, I mean, not my place to judge either way.

Speaker 1 But salute to all parties involved. For sure.
Salute to all parties involved. Salute to everybody.
That shit is messy.

Speaker 1 To go through some of that shit in Los Angeles. Ugh.

Speaker 1 Ugh, we. I heard they be cracking you.
That's where they are? No.

Speaker 1 No? Where are they? Yeah, nigga, what are you talking about? I heard California California. Crack your head.
Yeah. Oh, well.
Yeah, he got lucky. What you looking at?

Speaker 1 California is one of the cities I'm not having a baby in.

Speaker 1 States. California's a state.

Speaker 1 L.A.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Not at all. Pull out, snip.
You pull out in LA.

Speaker 1 Pull out. Pull out in LA.

Speaker 1 Face paint. They do what you said? And you got to pull out different than you normally do, too.

Speaker 1 Early. Yeah, like when you're fucking somebody you don't have that chemistry with, they don't know you're, yeah, I'm about to come.
I'm about to come, move.

Speaker 1 They're just going to sit there.

Speaker 1 I'm doing that stupid ass bounce bitch dude. Move.
I'm about to come. Do not need a side, baby.

Speaker 1 She's sitting there still. I'm making the dumbest, ugliest face in the world, mouth open, screaming, move, bitch.
It's your ass up. Yeah, I'm about to come.
Move.

Speaker 1 All right, so salute to Safari, Erica Mustard, his ex-wife as well. We're done with domestic news.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 Big Meech has been released.

Speaker 1 Come on, clap it up for that. Clap it up for that.
Clap it up for that. But be careful as you clap because the court of public opinion,

Speaker 1 the new kids on the block. So why you get us to clap then, nigga? Because we want to clap.
Well, I don't know. I'm not speaking from L.

Speaker 1 I know the rest of us want to clap.

Speaker 1 Shout out to Meach. But the new kids is out there.

Speaker 1 Doing what they do.

Speaker 1 What are they doing? What are they doing? Having a voice.

Speaker 2 Well, LeBron apparently tweeted something to the effect that.

Speaker 2 Yes. And then somebody came along and said, oh, yeah, let's celebrate the fact that this person who murdered people and murdered people with the drugs that he sold, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

Speaker 2 He was like, yeah, you're such a great role model.

Speaker 1 And that is starting to pick up steam amongst the people that,

Speaker 1 you know,

Speaker 1 they was five, six, and seven when Meach went in. Now them niggas is fucking 19 and 20 and 21 and 22.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but they're also probably watching BMF, which is so counterproductive to, or like counterintuitive to this whole fucking argument.

Speaker 1 No, we respected.

Speaker 2 So you can be entertained by the whole thing, but morally, you are aghast when this tweet goes out.

Speaker 1 No, we respected different type of niggas. That's it when we were younger.
Whether it's right or wrong, that's what, you know, we respect it, we salute.

Speaker 1 So when somebody makes I'm not talking on nigga that don't

Speaker 1 something out of nothing, I respect that. I don't give a fuck.
Yeah, I mean, of course I care when, we don't look at the logistics.

Speaker 1 We don't look that deep. Now, as adults, we can look that deep into it, but we didn't look that deep when we was coming up.
Yo, the nigga on Smack DVD, oh, this nigga's doing that.

Speaker 1 Yo, he got the mayor doing this. Oh, he got all that shit.
That shit was fly. Definitely.
In the hip-hop world at the time, it was. On the DVD, nigga throw all this money around the city.
I liked it.

Speaker 1 Oh, big meets, what up? And then you meet the nigga blue and all them niggas when they come around and smack have them around. They're just nice people.

Speaker 1 So, you know, at the time.

Speaker 1 People don't want to hear that, nigga. Oh, you little niggas out there, who the fuck y'all look up to? Steve from motherfucking

Speaker 1 Blues Clues? Like, who the fuck y'all look up to? Burton Ernie and them niggas? Huh? But Burton Ernie was gay. It's gay.
How about how you feel? And Batman Robin.

Speaker 1 You said, what? No, Batman Robin's not gay. Yes, it was.
No, they're not. No, they're not.
We're not going to keep doing this. I got to stop this.
You sound like these niggas.

Speaker 1 Well, if y'all ever pick me up to go out, and I'll come out in red tights and some black underwear.

Speaker 1 Now you're judging that, nigga, right? Don't forget the green and yellow.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Now that's gay, right? Superheroes is gay. Yellow panties on, trying to save somebody.
This nigga's crazy. Shut up, Robin.
Niggas are moving. Crazy, man.
Robin, move, nigga.

Speaker 1 Man, they wasn't gay. Stop it.
Okay. I hate to do that shit, bro.
Burton Ernie.

Speaker 1 I don't really believe that.

Speaker 1 Mr. Rogers, your old childhood's a myth.
Mr. Rogers was a little bit more.

Speaker 1 Why are you looking for a neighbor?

Speaker 1 Why are you back? You begging for it. Yeah.
Mr. Rogers wasn't getting a bad thing.
Why you got that sexy ass car to get on, nigga?

Speaker 1 Looking like something. Yeah, why are you getting a box?

Speaker 1 Got some height on him. Yo, Box.

Speaker 1 Mr. Rogers looking like a bad guy.

Speaker 1 You a damn tall ass Slim Jim, huh? Hey, yo.

Speaker 1 What's up, respect the Mr. Rogers' name? We're not doing that.
And he had manners too. Took his shoes off.
Yeah, he was just cool, man. He respected all the children and people around him.

Speaker 1 Everybody had to take their shoes off when they came up and they get comfy. You're going to be here for a while.
You go to Atlanta McBelieve, all right? And he walked.

Speaker 1 He always walked over to the closet, but didn't open it all the way so we could see what was in there.

Speaker 1 Just went and got a sweater and dipped. All right, Mr.
Ross.

Speaker 1 You got it, big dog.

Speaker 1 You got it, big dog. I'm done.
I'm done. Listen, as far as the Big Meets conversation, which to me ain't about to be no conversation.

Speaker 1 I wish I had the clip of the dude that was like, anybody that succeeds in the drug business, you succeeded in.

Speaker 1 200 businesses. We just don't know because we don't have the information.
You are expert in shipping. You are expert in

Speaker 1 marketing. Yeah, market.

Speaker 1 You did a swap analysis. All of that shit.

Speaker 1 It's so many things that

Speaker 1 you have to excel at

Speaker 1 to

Speaker 1 make that work there.

Speaker 1 And some of these mythical figures, right, we look at them and what they've done and the decisions they made as an alternative to doors being closed, systemic oppression, and just how society is, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada.

Speaker 1 But they don't want to point that out.

Speaker 1 They're not going to point it out because they don't even understand that you had to overcome that to get where you are.

Speaker 1 My thing is, I want to see y'all same people that's mad about Big Meach coming home out there protesting that they locked the Sackler family up. I want to see the same fucking people.

Speaker 2 The ones that created the opioid crisis.

Speaker 1 If y'all care so much about drugs and what it's doing to people, then go at, then

Speaker 1 have that same voice for the legal drugs, legal, that's doing the same shit to people. I don't want to hear that shit.
Y'all picking and choosing. Fuck out of here.
Amen.

Speaker 1 And, right, like outside of the drugs, outside of whatever you did, one, do we believe that

Speaker 1 you serve, you did the crime, you do your time, you come out, you could be rehabilitated. And I don't have to hear about that anymore because I just went and did 15 years.

Speaker 1 It depends on who the person is. Yep.
Okay. That's it.
Okay.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 on top of that, Drugs aside, you know the type of brilliant mind you have to be to say, I'm going to buy all of the alcohol inventory in the club and now anybody who's looking for a bottle needs to come to me to have a conversation because I have a label and legal money that I'm trying to get popping and now puff and hove and all of you niggas that just have to come to me now in multiple cities.

Speaker 1 That's tough. That's just a brilliant plan outside of drug dealing.

Speaker 1 Do you know how hard it is to conquer the entire South and then come up the Eastern Corridor supplying people with a product? I don't give a fuck what the product is. It could be pencils.

Speaker 1 it could be fucking liquor, it could be

Speaker 1 can't even do it with water. Bro, do you know how hard that is?

Speaker 1 It's a different

Speaker 1 product. You sell a Joe Bunny podcast.
I don't know. You sell a Joe Button podcast.
So, and you trying to sell the show, nigga, that shit is hard. You know how many conversations you got?

Speaker 1 You just was on a PJ Playboy. I said it's tough to sell one of anything.

Speaker 1 Bruh, that nigga conquered some shit.

Speaker 1 And honestly, I hate to keep getting flashbacks, but I'm not fully healed. I'm not over what Franklin's mom did.

Speaker 1 I'm not.

Speaker 1 Meach made me think of it again. It's an emotional decision.
I don't give a fuck. That shit is wrong.
That shit was wrong. It's an emotional decision.
And I'm still hurt over it, kind of.

Speaker 1 I didn't see what she did. I don't know.
Yes, you did.

Speaker 1 And is this real life?

Speaker 1 No, we're talking about real life. No, this is on

Speaker 1 snowfall. At the very end of snowfall, when he went to go make that call and the money and the dropping and the mom came and, oh, man.

Speaker 1 What happened at the very end of snowfall, he lied and said that the father was still alive.

Speaker 1 The dude, the white dude, the CIA agent, had killed the father, but he told the mother the father was still alive. They had him in hiding.

Speaker 1 So when they went to release the bank information so Franklin could get all his bread back, she stepped saying, where's he at? Where's he at? And he was like, stop playing.

Speaker 1 You know I moked that nigga out. And she got emotional and shot him.
before he gave Franklin the account number to get all the bread back. It was like 30 mil, 40 mil, something like that.

Speaker 1 It was like 70.

Speaker 2 Might have been more than that.

Speaker 1 Might have been more than that. At the end, he was like in a short street.
But it wasn't just

Speaker 1 that he was in the street, like an alcoholic. That was the main reason why she was also saying that, like, she was, the way she was trying to explain it, how she was protecting Franklin from himself.

Speaker 1 From himself. And I'm not, I can't let you get that money because you're a monster.
You're a monster. So you can't, you can't, basically, you can't win this way.
That's the shit we're doing.

Speaker 1 That he was an alcoholic in the street at the end. Yes.
Okay.

Speaker 1 So good.

Speaker 1 I think they, what?

Speaker 2 No, I think I said them. Okay.

Speaker 1 They're saying that they released him to

Speaker 1 halfway house in Florida. Yes.

Speaker 1 Kind of the same type of release that Terry got.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Because Terry came out what, a year ago?

Speaker 1 2020. He got a COVID

Speaker 1 in 2020.

Speaker 1 He got a COVID release.

Speaker 1 So he came out. He had the monitor.
It was the same thing. And Meach is out, what, five years sooner than he was supposed to be releasing? Meach was supposed to get out, I think it was 2028.

Speaker 1 And he has to do the halfway house until 2026, and then five years supervised release after that.

Speaker 1 Damn, that's hard,

Speaker 1 easier than prison. I remember when he, I remember when he went in.
A two-year, a two-year, a two-year halfway house is a long stent.

Speaker 1 It's a long stent.

Speaker 1 I mean, you go out on weekends sometimes, right? Depending, you go out on weekends. You start getting privileges.
Yeah, he's talking privileges.

Speaker 1 Yeah, work releases. Yeah, hell yeah.
I don't feel like me, I don't feel like that's a super long step. I'm sure he's super happy about it.
Let me not speak for him.

Speaker 1 Man, it's halfway out until January 2026.

Speaker 1 So it ain't 10 years. 18 months.
Gotcha. It ain't even.
And while we on this, shout out to Wallow. This nigga Shaby.

Speaker 1 I just read some shit that Wallow, his probation, he was supposed to be on probation to like 2048, some wild shit. And they, and they, and now they took him off papers.
So that's coming to me.

Speaker 1 Salute, Wallow. Shout out to him.
Congratulations.

Speaker 1 And shout out to Gilly for throwing that party or whatever he did, highlighting and recognizing, celebrating that

Speaker 1 Wallo got an early release. 2048.
I think it was like something crazy. Don't quote me, but 2048, dog, for you.

Speaker 1 They basically be setting you up to Jay Walter so we can lock your dumb ass up back again.

Speaker 1 I don't feel like Meach's halfway house experience is going to be like ours. That's true.

Speaker 1 Probably not. He might have a house inside that halfway house.

Speaker 1 That's true.

Speaker 1 It was just hitting me when I was just reading all the commentary about Meach. Again, I remember him going in and the big deal that that was.

Speaker 1 Just how long he's been gone and kind of just sat and just kind of those years are just blocked out.

Speaker 1 Stupid ass niggas on the internet talking about, man, Meach is going to lose his mind when he comes out and see all you niggas smoking a hookah together.

Speaker 1 They were just naming all these scenarios that Meach is going to have to get used to. And it's like, I would, that shit was hitting me in my soul.
Yo. Like, damn.

Speaker 1 Strippers, Akbar V

Speaker 1 went on a whole rant. She's like, I couldn't, Meach.
They out here going crazy. It's 17 niggas on one bottle.
They out here beating all the dancers with $3,500. They spending $3,500 in a club.

Speaker 1 Because that's the part that's missing, too, from some of the new kids. Like, meet to a lot of people represents a way of life and a time that's encapsulated

Speaker 1 to never be repeated. Yeah, can't do it again.
Like, what them niggas was doing was unheard of every night, every city. It wasn't like some niggas go do that shit once over here.

Speaker 1 It was never ending.

Speaker 1 Bro, the niggas was like, yo i want a hundred bottles if you got 92 bottles i'm good we're not coming did you guys end up ever going to like any of his parties yes okay yo

Speaker 1 one your dog ain't allowed you here

Speaker 1 why why

Speaker 2 why is she catching a stray right now

Speaker 1 and i wasn't even shading because you're like with us don't

Speaker 1 i'm not i'm not shading i was going to i was going i was going to ask like oh but who you asking beast

Speaker 1 room i ain't answering you go ahead Talk to them. I don't know what room.
Who down?

Speaker 1 I don't know who she's talking to. I want her to say it.
Stand on it. Who are you asking if they've been to a meet party? All of y'all.
Have you? Yes. So then what? Ask them.
See?

Speaker 1 Because she, it's what.

Speaker 1 Yo, say you look at it. Say you look down on us.

Speaker 1 It wasn't a look. No, it wasn't.
Say it down. Let's say it.
It was to say it. And you don't reply.

Speaker 2 It was not for that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Mel. No, Mel, Mel.
All right, let me speak for me. Then they can answer you.
I've been. I've been.
Girl. I've been.
Girl.

Speaker 2 It was literally to.

Speaker 1 Wait, wait, but don't step on us. You hear us? Yes, I've been.
I've been.

Speaker 2 I figured y'all had been. That was why I wanted to lead the discussion into talking about the opulence of the parties, how extravagant they were on another level.

Speaker 2 Most people think that, oh, my life is a movie when they go to fucking live. They never saw what a movie actually looked like if you hadn't been to one of those parties.

Speaker 2 That was what I was leading towards.

Speaker 1 You could have led to that without making us feel mean.

Speaker 2 Did I bury the lead? I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 I apologize. Without making us without being mean.

Speaker 1 I've never seen them niggas in no strip club, though. No, I'm not even telling this.
No, I'm just saying I've been in regular clubs. I've never seen them niggas in the strip club.

Speaker 1 I heard them niggas in the strip club would go. They turned that shit right down.
I heard like the club literally would be raining for five minutes. I didn't have the money to be in the club.

Speaker 1 Me either. That's what I said.
I ain't saying anything.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 my second, third time in Miami,

Speaker 1 I'm talking about walking out the hotel at noon and the word in town, throughout the town, is BMF party tonight.

Speaker 1 Big meets, big party tonight. I used to just drive by a whole lot of cars.

Speaker 1 Whole lot of cars, whole lot of celebs, whole lot of women. Whole lot of women.
God damn.

Speaker 1 And what I love about meets coming out, just because, you know, to restore the feeling a little bit, I saw a lot of women saying,

Speaker 1 just say when it is.

Speaker 1 Hey, I don't even party no more.

Speaker 1 You got money now.

Speaker 1 I'm not going. I almost got beat up at seven of them parties.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to.

Speaker 1 Different than that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's different than that. With my on-top niggas.
It's like, staying a hole.

Speaker 1 It's different. It didn't matter.
Them niggas, you bumped just one of them niggas. Here they go.
Bimba, nigga, move.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 He's right. He's right.
I'll move. Yeah.
I don't want to be here anyway. Yeah.
I'm going to go stand over my

Speaker 1 stupid shoulder.

Speaker 1 And that's the right move to make in that instance. But I'll just tell you a secret about me being pussy.

Speaker 1 If I bump into any nigga that's with 300 other people and they just scream something, you got it. Then you went.
My bad. My bad.
Any set, any initial. It could be some shit I never heard of.

Speaker 1 Yo, apartment complex cheat, nigga.

Speaker 1 Zebra crew. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 1 Yo, you got it. I don't know.
You got it, zebra. I respect y'all.
My bad. And I'm going to go to the hood and tell me.
Yo, the zebra crew.

Speaker 1 Boy, I almost got stomped out in SOBs one night.

Speaker 1 I'm in there. You You know that back rail? Like by the

Speaker 1 two-table VIP. Yeah.
So

Speaker 1 Maino,

Speaker 1 a bunch of niggas with him is there. So I don't know Mouse, his brother at the time.
I don't know Mouse. I didn't know Mouse at the time.
Mouse is shorter.

Speaker 1 And I forgot whose show it was. So we all there.
I'm standing back there, Gotty.

Speaker 1 I know these niggas, but I don't know him. He don't know me.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 I can hear it already. Yep.
I can hear it. This is a recipe for disaster.
I I just thought somebody pushed this shit out of me. Yo, watch where you're going.
I was like, yo, what's up?

Speaker 1 Yo, what's up?

Speaker 1 To certain people means, yo, what's up, man?

Speaker 1 Next thing I know, all the niggas that was with him that didn't know me was forming in. Thank God.

Speaker 1 And in SOBs, that formation feel like... You're done.

Speaker 1 You're done. And it's hard to even get up.
That shit feels like you in a fucking

Speaker 1 Coliseum. You're in the Coliseum.

Speaker 1 You in the Coliseum. Niggas looking down.
Thousands of niggas.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're about to get it. You're about to get your ass.

Speaker 1 That's what I mean.

Speaker 1 Any memory I have of being in a club and a girl not looking my way for five hours straight was a BMFR.

Speaker 1 Or Alan II.

Speaker 1 I was going to say AI. But that's the era.
Yeah, yo. It's the same era.
Yo, this era is soft, yo. I hate this era.
It's a worry about it. Yeah.
It's the grandma. It is.

Speaker 1 It's the grand. Instagram.
Shit is nastiest eras. The gram changed all that shit.
It's no mystique. Eristics.

Speaker 1 You don't have to be somewhere because you could go. You can see it.
You can experience it from home. Get flued out in the stories.

Speaker 1 They see it all.

Speaker 1 All that shit we're talking about, like all this is. You had to be outside to have actually experienced that.
We heard stories about it. It was a thing that you wanted to be there.

Speaker 1 Now these niggas see it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we probably, today,

Speaker 1 we probably lack experience. Like, it was a mystique about the all-star game when we was coming up.
Like, shit like that.

Speaker 1 You wanted to be there, but now you could see all the shit on the gram or the niggas done flew all the the girls out already. So they don't got to go there to meet them.

Speaker 1 They done got DM'd by them already. They need to put your phone down week.
That's it, nigga. You go outside.
You can't do it. You crazy.

Speaker 1 You'll be like, no, no, no, no, no. I would love to go back outside and just meet people, nigga, like the fresh air, walk.
And I remember the excitement to do that.

Speaker 1 I remember being excited to walk and go by the fucking bus stop.

Speaker 1 You don't know who you meet. What JR gonna do? He gotta put his phone down for the movie.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he can't do that.

Speaker 1 I remember that feeling, man. The feeling of potentially meeting new people.
And it's not like the internet, right?

Speaker 1 Like when you're able to meet somebody in person, you feel an energy, you feel a vibe, you're talking whether it goes good or whether it goes bad, but you just have a good time.

Speaker 1 Sometimes y'all niggas walk together to the train station. Oh, I'm going to the store.

Speaker 1 People enjoyed that. Now on Instagram, bitches are screenshots.
Yo, sending it. You're like, come on, man.
Suck by, man. I'm tight, Joe.
Hold me down. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm not mad. I'm just in here.
Nigga, what happened to the good times, man? All them BBL mommies,

Speaker 1 when they was outside back in the days before Instagram, they was cool.

Speaker 1 They was crazy. I'm going to be working here tonight.
Oh, I'm going to pull up. Oh, yeah, yeah.
They laughing. You got their number.
It's just, oh, everything is nice. Now shit is on.

Speaker 1 The fucking social media has changed things drastically. Yeah, nigga, they just nice.
They just got flew to Minnesota last night. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 You right? Yeah, fuck you. Oh, for nigga, they don't know.
Yeah, you're right. That nigga, it don't matter.
Nigga, go up there and put his foot up their ass.

Speaker 1 Shit. Nobody gonna know.
Nope. Not nobody going to know.
You come up. I missed those days, though.
I missed those days that you told me. Like, at your party, at Joe's party, everybody was just a vibe.

Speaker 1 Like, that nigga was just talking. You didn't know anybody.
I don't even know anybody, but when Joe said, yo, don't be afraid to have a conversation. I don't want to see anybody in here to themselves.

Speaker 1 Quiet. I forgot what he said.

Speaker 1 Everybody is in here

Speaker 1 because

Speaker 1 I love them. It's a family.
It's a family.

Speaker 1 There's nobody here that's not supposed to be. I strip a couple of y'all.

Speaker 1 A couple of y'all. A couple of people.

Speaker 1 A couple of people snuck in the door. But a little plus one action.
But outside of that, everybody that was supposed to be there was there. You could be easy.
But it was comfortable.

Speaker 1 It was just smiles. It was true.
Smiles.

Speaker 1 It was genuine, bro. Conversation

Speaker 1 want to perform and just jump around and grab the mic, man. He acting crazy.
Like, everybody came out their shell. Natural skills.

Speaker 1 Niggas had fun.

Speaker 1 Mel,

Speaker 1 Mel was setting her playing in motion. No, I can't say that.

Speaker 1 I want to take my time. She said, I was playing in motion.
That Billie G dance worked.

Speaker 1 That girl was nothing to watch. Somebody stop him.
Okay? She turned her hand like this. Mel was like, bitch, you can turn all you want.
Yo, you being insidious. Sorry, sorry.
You're being insidious.

Speaker 1 Because Mel is lit.

Speaker 1 Mel is lit. No.
Mel was lit.

Speaker 1 We were all lit that night.

Speaker 1 It was a good party. And you thought that Angie Martinez.
Oh,

Speaker 1 you thought that Angie Martinez plus one.

Speaker 1 I saw you, you was hanging out with Angie. Like,

Speaker 1 that's my girl. You stood out.
You was hanging out with

Speaker 1 you wasn't no chunk. So, a nigga had no choice but to choose out.

Speaker 1 Holy shit.

Speaker 1 If I could go, oh, he ho. I said,

Speaker 1 Let you say, baby bombos.

Speaker 1 What happened to that nigga Sicario?

Speaker 1 That's my man. He beefing me, and I never heard from him again.

Speaker 1 Joe, shit. Oh, shit.
Joe,

Speaker 1 and it was my fault, too.

Speaker 1 That was me. That nigga was mad.

Speaker 1 Joe Party was five. Oh, how much? Man, how I don't have it.
If I could go in my Serato. You gotta have it, Joe.
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 Fuck it. All right, ladies, mate.
Okay, yeah, fuck it.

Speaker 1 Let Mel get in her bag. No, Mel

Speaker 1 that little tiny ass nigga strutting around.

Speaker 1 That's not how the clean burger needs. This was a smash.
A mustard seed.

Speaker 1 It must be Angie on the fire.

Speaker 1 Let's go.

Speaker 1 I knew it. Hey, look at this.
Yo, I was so mad I had to work the uh what's this that I'm looking?

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, boy. Yeah,

Speaker 1 I see it. Yo, I was so mad I had to work on Wednesday night when

Speaker 1 they threw Girls Love Karaoke over there.

Speaker 1 I know you.

Speaker 1 I know my. I know my.

Speaker 1 I know.

Speaker 1 That pre-bay, boy.

Speaker 1 That pre-bay,

Speaker 1 that pre-bay, they do some once a month. I ain't even gonna make it up.
My bitch will fly right on a Tuesday night. Yeah, they do once a month Girls Love Karaoke.
And

Speaker 1 it looks like a good time.

Speaker 1 It looks like a slice.

Speaker 1 And I love karaoke. Be inclusive.
It looks like a slice.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it looks like a good time. I was out of town.
A hunker cake. Oh, it's a whole pie? I was out of town.

Speaker 1 He says the whole pie.

Speaker 1 Good pie.

Speaker 1 Pumpkin pie, sweet potato pie.

Speaker 1 Yeah, pie. Opium though.

Speaker 2 So it's just girls doing karaoke. There's no men in there?

Speaker 1 You don't need to worry about nothing, girl. You don't need to check for nothing.
You can't sing. You can't hit a note.
You don't need to go karaoke nowhere. Sit down.
I want to go to karaoke.

Speaker 2 I like karaoke.

Speaker 1 She wants to be angel fleece. So fucking bad.

Speaker 1 All she do is look for an opportunity to fleece somebody with her looks.

Speaker 1 That's all she looks to do. You might need to come back on you.
You might need to get a lot of niggas. I ain't going to rap her brain and be working.
I know y'all. I ain't going to rapping a lot.

Speaker 1 Your rapper brain be working. Y'all ain't tired of her trying to fleece you.
Shut up.

Speaker 1 I ain't going to hold her. Are you allowed to go in there?

Speaker 1 Why the fuck? You know what? All right, dog.

Speaker 1 Am I allowed to go in there?

Speaker 1 What else we got that's important or unimportant? Important or unimportant. We're done with the domestic side of this podcast.

Speaker 1 Big Meets is free. Congratulations to him.
Fat Joe on Club Shay Shay, what is this about?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I was thoroughly entertained, but I was I thought it was great. Fat Joe interviews are great, have at it

Speaker 1 stories.

Speaker 1 He is it, no, he was just telling Fat Joe stories for two hours. Then they're great then, yeah, it's great, it's fantastic.

Speaker 1 I think I've heard a different Fat Joe origin story on every interview he's ever done, but it's always great. Did he tell y'all how he became uh Joey Crack?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't remember what he said this time. Oh, he changed it, he kept getting jumped every day.
Oh,

Speaker 1 No, he said his plumber crack was showing. No, that was the old one.
This is the new one.

Speaker 1 No, I thought he said he got jumped every day going home.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 his man was a black kid or something to that effect. And

Speaker 1 the bullies told the black kid, if they don't help him fuck Joe up, they're going to fuck him up. And so his man helped him, and that's what birth.

Speaker 1 He went home and he cried, and that's what helped birth Joey crack.

Speaker 1 I don't see the Carly. Something to that effect.
That sounds crazy. I don't see the Carly.
Well, shout out to Fat Joe. Fat Joe is one of the greatest orators in hip-hop history.

Speaker 1 I need, hey, where am I camera? I need Fat Joe, Kevin Gates,

Speaker 1 LeBron, and gang

Speaker 1 to just sit down and talk. Tell stories.
About anything. That's the Mount Rushmore.
It really is. I just want y'all to talk.
I'll pay for it. I'll pay to watch that.
You could pay-per-view it.

Speaker 1 Mel, you went on Poor Minds and said that you were still friends with the game. Why you ain't come say that up here? Give us that tea.

Speaker 1 Word, he called in.

Speaker 1 Yeah?

Speaker 1 I don't remember. She go on these podcasts just live.
She lies so much.

Speaker 1 You ever lie so much where it's just hard to remember the lie? Did she just be talking dirty? No, that was.

Speaker 1 He definitely called up here, and you was quiet and made it seem like it was awkward, like we couldn't bring up the accord line. I bent accord for my vocabulary.
Bullshit. I did.
Bullshit.

Speaker 1 And you're going to go up there, dog. Oh, we're just going to go for English today.
I said, I said work.

Speaker 2 I said work.

Speaker 1 Cool.

Speaker 1 I said.

Speaker 1 You made me feel so bad when you were sitting there the other day when you were talking about what car you should get. And I'm like, yo, I wasn't even trying to be funny.

Speaker 1 I forgot the line and suggested the new accords. It's a nice car.
I mean, it has great resale value. Motherfucker.
And I'm like, oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Mahonda ain't falling for her little fucking favorite for a favor. She's a bad shit.
She's about to say she's shut up. Hey, I'll shoot a commercial.

Speaker 1 We got a bunch of them. We got the Super Bowl.
That's hate. We got Super Bowl admired.

Speaker 1 I remember last year.

Speaker 1 That's hate. I'm Mary and Bentley.
Fucking

Speaker 1 Lambo.

Speaker 1 She went all the high-end shit, nigga. I'm the one that made it.
Hey, if you give me a car for a month, I promise you, I can give you a car. Why are you going to hire me? I'm doing cameo.

Speaker 1 Shut up, Peanut Gallery.

Speaker 1 Bitchie B.

Speaker 1 You could have went all those shits.

Speaker 1 You would have been got a car. That nigga would have given you a drop top civic.

Speaker 1 You want to go fancy, nigga.

Speaker 1 GXW.

Speaker 1 Because she did the voice and everything.

Speaker 1 Yeah, shit. Fuck they talking about.

Speaker 1 I went in there and they told me that shit.

Speaker 1 She went in BMW. Like, listen here, buckle.

Speaker 1 Oh, and God.

Speaker 1 Let me see. Let me get back to this.
Shout out to Fat Joe. Shout out to Fat Joe.
Rest in peace to Liam Payne.

Speaker 1 I'm not a huge one-direction guy. Me neither.
Me neither. Me neither.
The story sounds crazy. Story's still sad, nonetheless.
That TMZ shit was nasty. TMZ.

Speaker 1 Well, let's slow down because I want to attack.

Speaker 1 I want to attack that.

Speaker 1 Let's handle handle his portion

Speaker 1 the right way.

Speaker 2 He was in Argentina

Speaker 2 and he was recording maybe an hour or two before the incident takes place. And he was having dinner, or sorry, breakfast with his girl.

Speaker 2 And there was like just, he captured a lot of footage and everything seemed to be fine. And then the next reports that come out is that there was a huge disturbance in his room.

Speaker 2 When they went into his room, there was a lot of things overturned and broken in terms of the furniture and stuff like that. His room was a mess.
His room was a mess. And then he...

Speaker 1 And I'm saying that because I saw it. Yes.

Speaker 2 Absolutely a mess. And so then he was now laying, you know, on the ground beneath his balcony.
And so the question was, did he jump?

Speaker 2 Or was he, you know, did he accidentally fall or whatever the case was? So it was a lot of speculation. And TMZ actually showed footage of him laying there, which was horrific for everybody involved.

Speaker 2 His friends, his family, fans. It's just disgusting.

Speaker 1 Their announcement.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And

Speaker 1 how they addressed it. Like, whoops.

Speaker 1 You're like, hey, we just showed a piece of him, so you knew it was him.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Excuse me? That's even worse.

Speaker 1 That is almost like a

Speaker 1 we've heard from the hotel worker that was making the calls like days before his

Speaker 1 death.

Speaker 1 And the hotel worker was like,

Speaker 1 you know, I was calling the police because because there was commotion.

Speaker 1 There was a fear of him hurting himself.

Speaker 1 He had locked himself in the room for two to three days,

Speaker 1 barring anyone from entry.

Speaker 1 So he was concerned about it. There's another report that says

Speaker 1 his ex

Speaker 1 did y'all read that one? No, I didn't read that one.

Speaker 1 I hate when I'm the one that's breaking it, then I got to be factual.

Speaker 1 His ex had did something a few days before

Speaker 1 all of this happened.

Speaker 1 You saw it? She said that she was going to release more information than some shit. Anyway, it's murky.

Speaker 1 I don't want to speak on it because I don't really remember it, but a lot of the details are coming out. They're saying that he was pushed.
Really gruesome scene.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Thoughts and prayers. That part.
Rest in peace.

Speaker 1 His fans and his friends. That part.
Once they started showing more pictures of him,

Speaker 1 I recognize who he is.

Speaker 1 But just sad. It's just sad.
For sure.

Speaker 1 And even if he was dealing with some mental health things, I hate how easy it is to paint someone as dealing with mental health things.

Speaker 1 I think they were putting some substances on him, too. Yeah.
If I recall correct. Yes.
I saw that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 again, I mean, not much to unpack here. Rest in peace to Liam Payne.

Speaker 1 Our thoughts, prayers, condolences for his family, friends, fans. And again, again, there's just a lot of RIPs,

Speaker 1 a lot of RIPs as of late.

Speaker 1 Two months before a month before one holiday, another two months before another holiday.

Speaker 1 Crazy,

Speaker 1 yeah, go in and cue that on up for us. Playboy, I got you,

Speaker 1 I got you right now. Come here,

Speaker 1 because

Speaker 1 I don't need no more RIPs, please.

Speaker 1 There we go.

Speaker 1 You me and me happy.

Speaker 1 Hey.

Speaker 1 All right now.

Speaker 1 This you can bad

Speaker 1 again, again, we're still doing it for the nine-to-fiveers out there.

Speaker 1 Shout out to everybody listening out there. And I won't forget.

Speaker 1 Hold your head if you lost somebody recently, please. And I really, please.

Speaker 1 You should know.

Speaker 1 I wanna make sure I'm right,

Speaker 1 girl.

Speaker 1 Before I let go,

Speaker 1 We've had a good time,

Speaker 1 let's just rock for a minute, man.

Speaker 1 Anybody doing something tonight? Anybody going out tonight? What up? Bad with the Sexes? Where we at? Where we at? Where we at? Where we at? Where we at tonight?

Speaker 1 Girl, let's see.

Speaker 1 Come outside for a little bit. Yo, where the baddies playing war ball at tonight?

Speaker 1 You coming outside with their hair cut.

Speaker 1 Alright, we get to the bridge and then we back to it, back to it out there.

Speaker 1 Before I let go

Speaker 1 to the girl, I'm in you.

Speaker 1 You know I

Speaker 1 think the sun rises

Speaker 1 and shines on you.

Speaker 1 No, there's nothing,

Speaker 1 nothing,

Speaker 1 nothing I would not do.

Speaker 1 Oh

Speaker 1 no,

Speaker 1 At the Maxwell show, they played this shit at the end. What shit? Before I let you go.
Niggas was in the prudential getting it in.

Speaker 1 I bet. Walking out.
This shit was on motherfuckers there. They did the electric slide in the prudential center.
At the end is right.

Speaker 1 No, boom, boom, boom. In the prudential,

Speaker 1 I'm leaving with something. Nope.

Speaker 1 I'm leaving with something.

Speaker 1 That nigga had to go get some more nachos. They're like, why you get nachos at the end of the concert? After the show.

Speaker 1 Yo. What's a gold nacho? Yeah, God.

Speaker 1 Yo, the concession stand is closing, bro. Now they help me some over there.
Oh, man. That one in the bang, yo.

Speaker 1 Because this is our episode dedicated to the nine to fiveers.

Speaker 1 Are you paying your tithes? Sorry.

Speaker 1 What's your true thoughts on nine to five? Like, why are you smirking? Like, why are you laughing like that?

Speaker 1 What's your real thoughts? I used to be one. Tell them you're down with me.
All right. You just

Speaker 1 left me on the list. You ain't got nowhere.
At what age? Oh, all right. Come on, man.
Does that matter? Clearly. Definitely matter.
Clear, let me loyal.

Speaker 2 Well, I guess you could say in 2013 through 2016 when I was doing real estate.

Speaker 1 Yeah, why do you want to be down so the fall off before the fall off?

Speaker 1 Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. J.
Cole got his five American. Yeah, you know that ain't no fucking nine to five, but I'm gonna let you run.

Speaker 2 Okay, real estate agents get them.

Speaker 1 It's not. She sold out two million hundred hundred.

Speaker 2 Oh, you're right. It's 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

Speaker 1 And they're self-employed.

Speaker 1 You sold that $2 million home. You don't always need to be brandy.

Speaker 1 Well, I'm going to be down. I'm going to be dad.

Speaker 1 She's fucking

Speaker 1 mamala.

Speaker 1 Mamala.

Speaker 1 I guess I'm mamala. Because this episode is dedicated to the 9 to 5s, I feel it in my heart

Speaker 1 to tell y'all that the

Speaker 1 LinkedIn co-founder says that 9 to 5 jobs will be extinct by 2034.

Speaker 2 What does he say is going to replace them?

Speaker 1 Reed Hoffman, the co-founder of LinkedIn, made a prediction that 9 to 5 jobs will become extinct by 2034. The unfortunate part is that there's a very real possibility that this actually happens.

Speaker 1 Additionally, by 2027, it's predicted that up to 42% of tasks across various industries could be automated and taken over by AI.

Speaker 1 What do you say to that, Parky? In 2024, you cannot rely 100% on a company that is looking forward to replacing you with AI in the near future. For them, it will just be a cost cut.

Speaker 1 For you and your family, it will be a financial disaster. The simple solution to prevent this is to set yourself up financially, yada, yada, yada.

Speaker 1 All that fucking pyramid scheme shit that we talk about.

Speaker 1 couple that with all the houses being owned by corporations and all that shit, you're not going to be able to buy them because they don't need the money. That's what you said.
It's going to be fucked.

Speaker 1 Thank you.

Speaker 1 I've been saying this shit for two years, three years. Like niggas is everybody in the country, I feel, or 90% of the country will be on some sort of government subsidy.

Speaker 1 And now they got, and now they can control you. Is there any way to reverse this? You hear that, Caesar Peanut? Yo.

Speaker 1 It's going to be an automated Uber driver, nigga. They're going to get you out of your little civic, whatever you're driving.
I want to catch them driving an Uber so bad. I do.
That was half of

Speaker 1 the port dudes with their strike. Some of the strike was about money, but some of that shit was about slowing down the automation.
They was trying to bring robots in to do them niggas' jobs.

Speaker 1 And because they got a strong union, they could fight it. Most people don't have no union.
Fight to delay. Yeah, delay.
Fight to delay. Give us 10 years.

Speaker 1 AI free or automation free. Yeah.
Or just release that shit slow eat, like slower than you could have.

Speaker 1 I'm going going to be mad if they get rid of nine to five work before they make it a Monday through Thursday thing.

Speaker 1 That'll probably happen.

Speaker 1 That'll probably be a part of the progression. Like, yo, we're going to let y'all off one day early, but we're going to cut y'all pay.

Speaker 1 That was the fly shit during the pandemic that some of the companies was doing. Yo, hey, yo, don't come in.
Work from home.

Speaker 1 And stay there. Even when the law says that we can bring y'all back in, stay there.
We have found a new way of doing this. That was a little fly.
It wasn't a new way. Could have bended it.

Speaker 1 No, we we found out that we could cut costs on all the overhead.

Speaker 1 We don't need to be in an office building paying a light bill, the gas bill, paying for this fucking three, four, five hundred thousand dollar a month rent.

Speaker 1 Y'all niggas can stay home and still produce at the same clip.

Speaker 2 And that's why the commercial real estate industry is

Speaker 1 especially in Mahal. Girl, you bail from the real estate game.
I'm just

Speaker 2 gonna keep up and shit because you know, now I buy.

Speaker 1 Them niggas, Mel.

Speaker 1 Them niggas.

Speaker 1 Could have been selling to yourself, double whammy. But you left again, dropped out.

Speaker 1 You dropped out. Life happens fast, man.
It does. It does.
Yo, when I landed,

Speaker 1 no, non-elitist way to say it. When I landed yesterday, I was looking around.
Go start your shit. Teterboro?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And I'm looking out the window.

Speaker 1 And Ian is like,

Speaker 1 yo, that's puff jet.

Speaker 1 I look to the side, and sure enough, big, black, beautiful jet sitting there, desolate, parked, dark, unattended. Dusty? No, it's a beautiful jet, so it's never going to be dusty.

Speaker 1 And not a Titer Burrow. They're going to clean that shit up.
But I'm just looking at him like.

Speaker 1 The Rise in the Fall? Yes. Oh, I thought you looked at it like, damn, I wonder how much you want for it now.
The Rise in the Fall. Way out of my tax bracket.

Speaker 1 That's a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful jet. It's a beautiful, big, huge, custom jet

Speaker 1 parked.

Speaker 1 Parked. Three years ago.
Not for free, either. Three years ago, four years ago, nobody would have ever in their right mind predicted that this would be happening.

Speaker 1 Yo, dog, a parked jet?

Speaker 1 That's great. Because you in MDC?

Speaker 1 Mm-hmm. Like it ain't any ain't even somebody else that's going to be able to come pick it up and pay for it.
Like, oh, my lord. Yo, yo.

Speaker 2 Other than the auctioners, right?

Speaker 1 If it comes to that. Yeah, I don't think it's there.
I don't think it's there yet, but that jet just don't seem like it should just be sitting in a park.

Speaker 1 But I mean, there's nothing else when you get there. What else could you do? There's nothing to do.

Speaker 1 Your life is in them boys' hands. Mama used to tell us, hey, when them boys get on you,

Speaker 1 once they cuff you, there's nothing I can do. That's just like you drive over there to the court or something and thinking you're going to be in and out

Speaker 1 and you not. And your shit's sitting there.
What's going to happen? Eventually, they're going to tow it over to somewhere and park it.

Speaker 1 We believe any of these stories coming out about the baby oil being laced with whatever it was laced with, GHB. I don't even know what that is.
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 2 Rohypnol.

Speaker 1 Rufy. Oh, Rufy.

Speaker 1 If the police didn't say it was luxury. That doesn't seem like a good way to roofy.

Speaker 1 I mean, yeah. It is a good way to roofy.
Let me tell you. Transdermally, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 2 Because you probably.

Speaker 1 How do you do that?

Speaker 2 Well, your skin will absorb it.

Speaker 1 That's like when niggas put that to see in a bitch ass. I understand the drink part.

Speaker 1 Niggas put e-pills in women's ass before? Yes. Yeah.
Yeah, I've heard that. I understand the drink part.

Speaker 1 You offer somebody a drink, it got some shit in it. How do you do that with baby oil? At nighttime.
It goes through

Speaker 1 your paws and

Speaker 1 bodies. Like, if we outside and it's the daytime and it's 100 degrees outside, I understand the premise.
Like, I'm going to rub it on you.

Speaker 1 You're not going to know what you're really getting rubbed on. You think it's baby oil.
Not just that. Everybody don't use baby oil to suntan.

Speaker 1 So it ain't suntan lotion it ain't you get what i'm saying like come here girl let me you want to let me give you a massage real quick true that's true that's that's possible but at night time ain't nobody getting no oil dell at night it's sick shit

Speaker 2 if they're not participants of it it's sick i don't know i'm waiting for him to have his day in court to explain some of this stuff okay so um ghb isn't real hypnol i just wanted to make sure that i was correct but i'm not so this is what they if it was ghb this is what they say you will feel if you have taken it Feelings of euphoria, increased sex drive, lowered inhibitions, drowsiness, tremors, nausea, diarrhea.

Speaker 2 There's always the possibility for overdose if you do too much. But yeah, those are the

Speaker 1 that sounds like the end of all the big pharma commercials. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That sounds like at the end when you got to come on and start throwing. I don't exercise man.

Speaker 1 No, no, no.

Speaker 1 At the very end and death. And in rare cases, death.
And you got to say it fast. It's fast as shit.

Speaker 2 Well, like the feelings of euphoria and like.

Speaker 1 And when all shit starts throwing up, if If you get diabetes, somebody's call your doctor.

Speaker 1 Man, you might die.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yo, I ain't gonna hold you. Put a bunch of baby.

Speaker 1 Shorty gets horny and I start humping, and she starts shitting on me. That's not the move.

Speaker 2 Some guys are into that, though.

Speaker 1 Yeah. That's not enough.

Speaker 1 Not enough guys. Not enough to discuss it.

Speaker 1 Not enough guys for us to discuss it. It's a freak.
It should lick the kneecaps and the back of the kneecaps, right? Yeah, you're a freak.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're a freak. Working like a real freak should.

Speaker 1 You lick the ankles and shit, right?

Speaker 1 I think that's real.

Speaker 1 You look her underarm, you freak, boy.

Speaker 1 Let me find a spot under your arm. You always try to play mental games with women.
Stop.

Speaker 1 You used to. Not now.
You married.

Speaker 1 Wait, that mean you got to stop playing mental games with women? I think when you're in a relationship, you should. You shouldn't tease.

Speaker 1 Shouldn't man. I mean, you only tease it because of your ego.
Because if you're happy, you're happy. You have all the women in one.

Speaker 1 Oh, your wife got on you.

Speaker 1 No, no, no. I see the type of woman in that house.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Because I don't watch the podcast. You think I don't hear?

Speaker 1 I don't care about that tag in the front. No, I'll say what I want.
Nah, but for it. Should you play mental games if you're in a relationship, Joe? Should you? I'm going to ask you.
You shouldn't.

Speaker 1 But is it fun?

Speaker 1 Oh, God. No, Jesus.
So women like y'all niggas. They chase y'all.

Speaker 1 Y'all niggas is hymns when y'all go outside. Who y'all niggas?

Speaker 1 Like, yo, you got a thing with you. You, E, Joe.
You know what I mean? Y'all niggas is faithful, but y'all niggas just legends. That tongue shit works.
I watched it work.

Speaker 1 That shit is like a cat call.

Speaker 1 That shit works.

Speaker 1 Why would a bitch like some shit like that?

Speaker 1 I didn't think you're going to eat it. I I think so.
I think they think you're gonna eat that pussy.

Speaker 1 You don't have to say hi, nigga. You just lick your lips.

Speaker 1 You take that LL shit to another level. Yeah, nigga.
Oh, let me get some.

Speaker 1 I don't drink. Let me get a lemonade.

Speaker 1 He licked his lips.

Speaker 1 This nigga is a fool, yo.

Speaker 1 Girls like me before they learn I play mental gymnastics. They do.
That's true. Well, you're a nice guy, Joe.
You don't give yourself enough credit. You act like you.
Because I don't. You act like me.

Speaker 1 The mental gymnastics is part of them liking you, though. No, he's nice, but I don't know.
I don't pull the mental gymnastics out like off the rip.

Speaker 1 Like, I just rely on you being a nice guy, not off the rip. You started, just start off with cartwheels.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Look, after you got him, now it's round off backflip, semi-tuck four.

Speaker 1 That's why I hate about him. You know what I hate about him, no issue? Hold on, let me get ice on it.

Speaker 1 Hold on, let me get ice.

Speaker 1 I submit to that. I submit to that.
You're absolutely right.

Speaker 1 Cartwheels sometimes.

Speaker 1 Don't take no tea digging. I was looking at the house.
Dude, don't look at me.

Speaker 1 Do you think that

Speaker 1 mental gymnastics could also be hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours?

Speaker 1 Dude, that's right.

Speaker 1 That's my man.

Speaker 1 Don't look at me. I know how that's acting.

Speaker 1 Nah, but you act like you're not a nice guy when you are. That's what I don't like about you.
Like, you mad. When people meet you, you mad, nice, and cool.
You just keep...

Speaker 1 That's the part my girl hates. On here, you act like you're not nice, like, oh, I'm not nice.
You mad, cool. You ish, that nigga is nice.

Speaker 1 Nobody, none of my people that came here ever felt, didn't get any bad feeling from any one of you. It's just nice.
I'd be thinking, I'm a, I'm a, I'd be thinking I'm trying to be a gentleman, huh?

Speaker 1 They all have ass.

Speaker 1 I don't want to say that, but I'm saying that because

Speaker 1 it could be a bad day up here.

Speaker 1 And I have somebody there. Oh, how you doing? He goes, introduces himself.
He's mad, cool. But when he talks about it, he makes it seem like he's mean, but he's not.

Speaker 1 Well, that's a defense mechanism to keep him away. True, I got it.
Keep him away.

Speaker 1 Did y'all hear about

Speaker 1 the shit where people can now communicate through dreams? We talked about it the other day. A telekinesis.
We talked about it. It's Newton.
Briefly. They invented this shit? Yes.

Speaker 1 So they put these people together and they had them both.

Speaker 1 The Neuralink shit? What is this? It's kind of. Rem Space, a Silicon Valley startup, made history by enabling communication between two people in lucid dreams.

Speaker 1 On September 24th, 2024, participants used specialized equipment to exchange a message while asleep. The experiment used advanced brainwave sensors to track the dream communication process.

Speaker 1 Participants successfully sent and received a word using REM Space's custom dream language. Oh, no, get this.
All right, get that shit the fuck out of here. Don't let my girl hear that they made this.

Speaker 1 That's the good part about sleep is I gotta talk about it. Words.
No,

Speaker 1 she wants you to. You was thinking about Tanisha in your sleep.

Speaker 1 Come on, get this shit out of here. This gotta go.

Speaker 1 Yo, I'm telling you. This gotta go.

Speaker 1 I didn't think about that. Well, my girl would crack my dream.
She would crack the card.

Speaker 1 She would type in the password right to my dream.

Speaker 1 No, we don't need that. Yeah, no.
Yeah, no. I don't want to dream about no niggas.
I went to sleep early for a while. I was teaching with that Benjita dream.

Speaker 1 Sometimes I be getting jumped in my dream, though, and I look to the side on the sidewalk and say, help. And they just stand there.
They won't sit there.

Speaker 1 Well, maybe, maybe a nigga come out and help actually now. I'll be wanting to finish the dreams.
It's a good one. I'll be wanting to finish it when you wake up.
Try to go back to sleep.

Speaker 1 You're going to pick up where you left off.

Speaker 1 Invent that. Let us finish the dream, nigga.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Right there, my nigga. Let my shit up.
My shit right this. Wake it up.

Speaker 1 Who you was thinking about?

Speaker 1 Who you was thinking about?

Speaker 1 It's just more than

Speaker 1 it's just more than what?

Speaker 1 Right then. Who you was thinking about? Oh, man, yo.
Well, you run your household, so you can be honest. I was thinking about

Speaker 1 before seven.

Speaker 1 He's saying that before seven, you went your house all like after seven. After seven is babyface causing the numbers.
Babyface. The group.

Speaker 1 After seven. After seven.
Look at you with the deal.

Speaker 1 I'm like, what? I fucking have to.

Speaker 1 That's funny, son.

Speaker 1 What's she doing?

Speaker 1 I don't know. What she did.
I think her jeans are uncomfortable for her. So she's trying to.
She keeps in there.

Speaker 1 Joe, you can't say that, y'all.

Speaker 1 You can't say that. Why does her hand keep staying there?

Speaker 2 Because Because it's chilly in this fucking room, okay?

Speaker 1 So I'm just gonna.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 this is some hair warm. Put up bigger.
Stop. You don't have cold, nigga.

Speaker 1 Hell, knock it off. It's cold outside.

Speaker 2 It's my thighs, thank you. They're keeping my hands warm.

Speaker 1 All right, well, good for you. Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 If y'all could communicate. But women are crazy.
How do you get cold and you come to work like that?

Speaker 1 We're always cold. Because y'all all anemic.
Well, I'm not anemic but you are yeah you're why is it at 69 because joe walked over there and did that i watched him yeah i walked over there and did that

Speaker 1 but yo you got the cropped turtleneck on

Speaker 1 you dressed for a snowstorm

Speaker 1 no but what's not

Speaker 1 a beach a stripper snowstorm

Speaker 1 a snowstorm stripper

Speaker 1 hey yo bring becky in them nigga we we up in the in the mountains let's go i'm sure i asked y'all this before but everybody here is cool with a nude beach Yeah, we got it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we talked about a nude beach. I know we did.
I'm just, I don't remember. Yeah, I've been to one.

Speaker 1 With your crew? Yeah.

Speaker 1 You was walking around dangling? No.

Speaker 1 You ain't cool with it then.

Speaker 1 Nigga had to puma trunks on.

Speaker 1 Wow!

Speaker 1 Dangled. Kept my shit tough.

Speaker 1 Get this shit tucked, huh? I was daddy slim leg over there.

Speaker 1 Yo, you're gonna be nude on that.

Speaker 1 You'll do that? I would do it. Really? I would.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I've done it before.

Speaker 1 I'm going. It wasn't nobody.
I went in the morning.

Speaker 1 Paul, said any man ever tried to bag you?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And how did you handle that shit anytime? You tried to hold. No, I'm just saying, I'm a hunk.

Speaker 1 Somebody said that to argue about. How did you handle it? Like, do you tell him, no, no, I'm single, homie? I mean, I mean, I say I'm married.

Speaker 1 I'm saying.

Speaker 1 Do you think I'm straight?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm saying I'm straight. Okay.
That's how I tried to bag you before. I don't play those games.
Are you gay if you get a dude robot and he massage you?

Speaker 1 Serious question.

Speaker 1 Why are you getting a dude robot? I didn't get one.

Speaker 1 Saying why with the person? Maybe they ran out of bitches.

Speaker 1 Maybe they ran out of the girls. It's the last one you could get.
It's the last one. You got the dude robot.
He specializes in the massages. Are you gay?

Speaker 1 You only gay if you tell a nigga to jerk you off. Yeah, he give you a happy ending.

Speaker 1 That's what you gay.

Speaker 1 You're not gay if the dude robot jerks you off.

Speaker 1 What? It's a dude. It's not a dude.
It's a robot. It's not a dude.
You're a homosexual. Yo, I was not a dude.

Speaker 1 Yo, I knocked you out right now. That's gay, bro.
If you have a male robot jerk you off, that's gay. I ain't going.
You got robot meat hanging out too and all that shit. That's a word.

Speaker 1 No, no, come on. Stop it.
Robot meat ain't meat. It's metal.

Speaker 1 And it's forming. You always hard then.
So now you're on hard while you're in the middle of the house.

Speaker 1 That's like when she already got a shit pierced with some stupid shit down there.

Speaker 1 Real speed. Yeah, maneuver around this fucking device.
Yeah. Y'all can eat pussy good when she got it

Speaker 1 when she got that shit down there?

Speaker 1 Decorated. That's what they be getting it for.
No, I'm asking about your part in it. We know what they be getting it for, but are y'all still a master of ceremony when they got it.

Speaker 1 Have you ever encountered the Pierce Clint?

Speaker 1 Ever? Never. Nope.

Speaker 1 Pierce Clinton, though.

Speaker 1 Of course.

Speaker 1 I've never been. Y'all or do that shit be in the way? It don't be in the way.
It's not going to be in the way. No, I don't.
You're talking a licky tongue, nigga. How'd it go in the way?

Speaker 1 You can lick up a thousand damn pussy at the same time, nigga. You talking a licky tongue.
Wait, y'all lick that shit? Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Doesn't seem like the greatest

Speaker 1 flavor.

Speaker 1 Or the most hygienic thing to look at. Florida, yeah.
That's aluminar.

Speaker 1 Fuck that.

Speaker 1 I'm not thinking about that in the moment. Man.

Speaker 1 What? I did it too, but still.

Speaker 1 So what you talking about?

Speaker 1 It's disgusting, though. Y'all are nasty.
Because I profess to be nasty.

Speaker 1 Don't nobody up here not profess to be nasty. They just don't be talking about the shit.
Oh, yo, you nasty.

Speaker 1 I forgot about that.

Speaker 1 Four-minute nasty. Yeah, I forgot about it.
If y'all, he said the hump is seven. The hump is seven.
The four-play could be 40-something. No, we'll stay down there.
I don't care about that. Oh, TMI.

Speaker 1 I don't think you're going to see Ice is foreplay.

Speaker 1 Fucking nasty creep. If y'all could communicate through dreams, who would y'all pick in here to communicate with in your dream?

Speaker 1 We talk enough. Come on, man.

Speaker 1 I don't want to talk to y'all niggas. All right, we got a nobody from Parks.
Ice.

Speaker 1 Erickson.

Speaker 1 I don't want to talk to none of you niggas, man.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's a nobody. I don't want to talk to none of y'all niggas.
You. For me.
Oh.

Speaker 1 Don't are too fast now.

Speaker 1 You are too fast. You might have a trigger.
Diss, obviously. He's probably diss in there somewhere, but

Speaker 1 he wants to go in your dream to see what bitches he's dreaming about.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I dreamt about this bitch first.

Speaker 1 I dreamt about this bitch first, nigga. I knew you was dreaming about this bitch.
I knew you was dreaming about this bitch. I knew you was dreaming my bitch, nigga.

Speaker 1 He'll come here mad. Wait, what happened? I was in this nigga Joe's fucking dream last night, nigga.
Yo, this guy is a fucking idiot, yo. And Joe was dreaming

Speaker 1 just to spy on you. That's it.
He go in your dream. He won't even let you know he in the dream.
He in your dream behind the woods somewhere. Like this.
What's this doing?

Speaker 1 What do you think about that nigga?

Speaker 1 I had a dream the other day that fucking Ish went somewhere the other night, walked walked in. It was a spot full of joints.
He texted me about it.

Speaker 1 I was like, send me a video, and the video never came. And then I woke up.

Speaker 1 Was that a dream or something?

Speaker 1 I must have got busy.

Speaker 1 I'm about to say, that sounds like real life. Yeah, that sounds like a regular Friday.
I was like, real life.

Speaker 1 In the dream. That's probably what happened.
Stupid, yo.

Speaker 1 What's wrong?

Speaker 1 Sitting there waiting by the phone for the video, too. This nigga went to party.

Speaker 1 This nigga just went shaking his ass.

Speaker 1 I told you he was in here, nigga. You should have got here.
Oh, man. Yo,

Speaker 1 I can't communicate with Mel in my dreams. She coming in and tell me about what Flip did, start complaining about some shit.

Speaker 1 What Flip did, right? Yeah. Oh, my God.
He's already said it. Girl, forget me out of my dream.
I'll go in your dream, nigga. I'll go in your dream just to see all the shit you got going on, nigga.

Speaker 1 Let's come back and talk.

Speaker 1 We got talking code for a minute now.

Speaker 1 Some old, some old spice. Some old spice put up something on on the gram.
Deodorant. That looked like

Speaker 1 shit that she wasn't normally putting on the gram. It looked like it was a little bait, a little thirst, trappy, trappy.

Speaker 1 It's like, damn, this is interesting. I ain't seen a post like this in years.
You know, of course, you know.

Speaker 1 So I went,

Speaker 1 just being nosy. I was like, nah, nah, they ain't get divorced, man.
I mean, they ain't get divorced. Let me go click.
I hit the click.

Speaker 1 I looked at that top number to the left. She said some shit like 11 posts?

Speaker 1 Like, oh, we got rid of some posts.

Speaker 1 Little archive-y.

Speaker 1 Then I went to scroll down, and it wasn't a big scroll. It was just too quick.

Speaker 1 New shoes on? And I'm looking. Bathing suit.
No one I ain't seen? Him.

Speaker 1 Some chromosomes.

Speaker 1 Well, he was bad.

Speaker 1 That's when you snatched it. He was not there no more.

Speaker 1 That's when you snatched the warm-up off him. Yeah.
Well, none of us could be in a relationship for you. But

Speaker 1 that's the heyday

Speaker 1 come out. And the heyday, that's the warm-ups come off right there.
You gotta like all 11 of them shits, too.

Speaker 1 So it was at the top.

Speaker 1 You gotta like all of them.

Speaker 1 You gotta like all of them.

Speaker 1 Nah, one of them, the niggas be, no, you wait ears.

Speaker 1 Oh, what he did.

Speaker 1 What did this nigga do? Hey, yo, hey, listen to me. Hey, you good?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 You good? What's up? You good? Just checking on you? Got to hit him with no like.

Speaker 1 Get off my feet. He got to hit him with that like after a few years.

Speaker 1 I don't say he here, sir.

Speaker 1 So I hear.

Speaker 1 So I hear it.

Speaker 1 Getting me. I love mom.
That's right. That's hilarious.
Talking in gold a little bit.

Speaker 1 What else is important? Bronny, Bronny, Bronnie. Bronnie James, Braun James, Bronnie James, Bronnie James, Bronnie James.
I was hard on Ish and Mark Lamont. He'll pause for their Bronny James takes.

Speaker 1 Now that preseason is about close to an end, shout out to the Knicks. Only undefeated Eastern Conference team in preseason, like that matters for anything.

Speaker 1 How are we feeling about how Bronnie has looked in the preseason? I know there was a clip last night of him at the free throw line with Devin Book on the bench saying, that nigga is a bum.

Speaker 1 He's just not. He's good.
He's just good. Because they're reading lips now.
Oh, yeah. They're reading lips now.
You don't cover your lips. They're going to to read it.

Speaker 1 They're talking shit about Bronnie James. I'm tossing to you-ish because you started with this when I was like, we shouldn't talk about nobody, kid, but you're in the league now.
So.

Speaker 1 My stance on it has always been like, it's twofold. He don't look the best.

Speaker 1 It's twofold. I think that as far as him being in the league based on what my father has accomplished, I'm all for that.
The nepotism piece is amazing.

Speaker 1 That's what the country is built on.

Speaker 1 From a basketball perspective, I just don't think he's ready for the big time. I just don't think he's ready.
And there's nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 1 It just speaks to him. He could have stayed in college for another two years and got his game up to par.
What happens from here, though, guys?

Speaker 1 Like, what was, okay, if he continues playing bad, can they take him from the main roster and put him in the G League? He's going to the G League.

Speaker 2 That's what everybody's saying. Okay, yeah.

Speaker 1 He's going to the G League. How do you get it? Yeah, but

Speaker 1 that's not a fix because the people in the G League are some of the best players in the world. Yeah, true.
They're like real athletes fighting for their one shot to get in the league.

Speaker 1 These are are niggas that might have been cracking your ass in college had you still been there. So there's no short shot that you're going to deliver in the G League.
That's true.

Speaker 1 Let me ask y'all a question. And that might hurt you even more.
Y'all absolutely think without a doubt he's going to the G League? Because I don't. I do.

Speaker 2 What do you think is going to happen?

Speaker 1 I think this is bigger than basketball. This is a marketing play.
He'll be in the G League play. It's definitely a marketing play.
Because of that aspect alone, we want him.

Speaker 1 I don't care if he don't suit up the first year at all. If he don't even get in the game, we want him on that bench.
We want him announced. We just want him

Speaker 1 and him and his dad. They are together on the same team.
All year on a Laker bench? All that shit is cute before Christmas.

Speaker 1 No, bigger than that, all that on the Lakers bench, you still not getting a return on your investment from him as a basketball player. You wanted him to develop, too.
Exactly.

Speaker 1 You want him to get burned. For him to go to the G League, now he's going to get his game.
He's still a,

Speaker 1 because they say I say kid too much. You do, huh? He's still a younger gentleman that has.

Speaker 1 mad upside if he works on his game. Mad potential.
Yeah, he still got a ton of upside if he works on his game.

Speaker 1 You need to go on the G League and get your ass kicked on, and you're going to learn from every single game.

Speaker 1 What's bad about him now, is like, what is wrong with this game? It's levels to basketball, bro. It's like anything else in the world.

Speaker 1 Football, any sport, it's like taking a high school person from and putting them in the pros. But they did that before, and some of the niggas that went from high school.

Speaker 1 And it's levels to basketball. What are their stats right now? Like free throw, like they also changed the rules for that specific game.

Speaker 1 Y'all players coming out here that's not ready for the league. Yeah, most of the people that came out at high school level were not good.
There was just some shiny examples of ones that were.

Speaker 1 Some of these people came out. And Kwame Brown was an example that came in, right? He turned out to be a good person.
And in basketball, he didn't. He wasn't serviceable.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 He didn't prop. We talked about Kevin Garnett.
Yeah, Kobe Bryan. Braun.

Speaker 1 Braun. It was a few people that came out of high school, Jermaine O'Neill, and just went crazy.

Speaker 1 Even Jermaine took a little bit, honestly, before he became really, really.

Speaker 1 Just was on a team that had a lot of jokers. But yeah, you could tell that Jermaine was gone part of the year.

Speaker 1 But I just think that,

Speaker 1 and

Speaker 1 from a guard point guard perspective yo he's smaller like those are some of the most skilled basketball players in the world when you're that size because your athleticism is not gonna necessarily take you over the hump when you're that little you know what i'm saying he's 6'1 6'2 so yeah your athleticism ain't gonna take you over the hump you're gonna need the skills to be there so i just think that um he got a ton of upside i think him going to the g-league is gonna do him well But as far as him playing for the Lakers on the main big screen, he's not ready for that.

Speaker 1 So when do you think he goes to the G League? How long you think? He'll be in the G League in November. Oh, damn.
Early. Yeah, probably.
Season starts. Yeah.

Speaker 1 We got to get you some reps. How do you think that they're going to

Speaker 2 handle that transition?

Speaker 1 I think he'll be there before.

Speaker 1 I mean, the Lakers and Briggs. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Like, I don't know how this happens, but like, how are they going to handle the transition of him leaving the league to go to the G League?

Speaker 1 Well, that's not uncommon.

Speaker 1 It's not uncommon.

Speaker 1 A lot of the younger basketball.

Speaker 2 But he's not common. He's LeBron's son.
So

Speaker 2 they can do it as quietly as they want, but it's going to be noticeable simply because of who he is.

Speaker 1 Of course, for sure.

Speaker 2 So how do they handle the transition?

Speaker 1 I don't think that there, I don't think anybody with any basketball knowledge or any basketball IQ thinks that Bronnie James will be in the NBA for the duration of the season.

Speaker 1 I think that that was almost a guarantee that he was going to split time between the NBA and the G-League.

Speaker 2 Do you think LeBron shares that sentiment?

Speaker 1 Absolutely.

Speaker 1 LeBron is a high IQ basketball player. He knows from just the eye test that he may have shit he needs to work on.
He's going to want his kid to get better. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So what about they said the younger one is better than Bronnie? The younger one. They're saying he has more upside than he's taller.
Based off of what height? Yeah, he's taller. Just projection.

Speaker 1 Projection. He's just looking at the skill set.
Just watch it.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. Like, it's an eye test.
If I see Joe play basketball, I see Parks play basketball. From me watching him for six months, I can tell you which one is a better basketball player.

Speaker 1 Got it. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's not a hard thing to do.
And I think that, again, Bronny wants his son to get better. Braun.
I mean, that's what I mean, part of me.

Speaker 1 Bron wants his son to get better. So him down there getting reps.
These are pros. These niggas is nice in the G League.
These niggas ain't bums. Like it ain't.

Speaker 1 We ain't treating them niggas like they trash. These niggas is super nice.
So them down there, you playing against them every day. You're only going to get better and learn down there.

Speaker 1 But if I'm playing against the best, right?

Speaker 1 Wouldn't that be the better chance? He's not going to get in. He's going to get blood.

Speaker 1 You're not going to get time. If you're not good enough, you're not going to get burnt.

Speaker 1 Not at all.

Speaker 1 I stepped on the basketball court

Speaker 1 a couple days ago for the first time. I'm going to be a time in a lot of years.
You harbor a lot of hate in your heart.

Speaker 1 I'm harping.

Speaker 1 You're harping. I'm harping.

Speaker 1 I got it, dog. I stepped on a court the other day for the first time.
I'm going to start doing it. I keep saying it to get my cardio in.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Dog,

Speaker 1 I have no business on a basketball court today other than cardio. It's bad.
Other than cardio. It's bad.
I mean,

Speaker 1 it was set up as a half, but I mean, I ran to the other side of the court and then walked to my locker.

Speaker 1 I got one little trek up the court before it's... That was enough.
Yep. Yep.
Y'all got it.

Speaker 1 Yep. I did it.
Also, my last basketball question. Why is Kenny Anderson's number not retired at Georgia Tech?

Speaker 1 Really?

Speaker 1 I feel like that's a black crime. The same way I feel like them taking Reggie Bush Heisman

Speaker 1 was a black crime. Kenny Anderson's number not being raised at Georgia Tech is a crime.
That's crazy. I mean, did they raise Technica Stephan Marbury? No.
They didn't raise Steph. I didn't see it.

Speaker 1 They didn't raise Dennis Scott?

Speaker 1 If they didn't raise them, then it's cool. If they raised them and didn't raise Kenny Anderson, then it's not cool.
I saw a Mark Price. He came before Kenny.

Speaker 1 And I saw some niggas before my time in the 60s. I didn't see a Travis best.
They might ain't got around to Mar Best. That's what I was asking.
Kenny.

Speaker 1 That's a lot of time.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you got a point. Like, my thing is, have they raised anybody's jersey? Nah, it's time in the past.
Lead the Weapon 3 is in the 90s.

Speaker 1 Leave the Weapon 3 is the 90s. That's enough time.
It is. I'm a girl.
They just ain't doing it.

Speaker 1 I want a boycott. for a New York, New Jersey legend, for Kyrie before Kyrie.
I want to do something about this.

Speaker 1 Kenny Anson, I love you if you listen listen to me. That's all I got on sports.
I don't have anything. Yo, real quick, was there any discipline to the guy that leaked the other guy's address on TV?

Speaker 1 I haven't heard anything about it yet. I think they're trying to sweep it under the rug a little bit, but.
I haven't heard anything

Speaker 1 about it yet. Hopefully, I can hear it out in the streets.

Speaker 1 Speaking out in the streets,

Speaker 1 yeah, what's up, boy?

Speaker 1 I mean, you're showing. I mean, you showing me.
What's up? Go ahead. I'm ISO.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 I mean, listen.

Speaker 1 Think about me. If you were preparing for for me to exit, too,

Speaker 1 if I was preparing for you to exit

Speaker 1 my company.

Speaker 1 I'm going to do a flip. Somebody just sent me this.
Yeah, you know, you know what I'll do.

Speaker 1 I give.

Speaker 1 Come on, man. What is an R.I.P.
Come on.

Speaker 1 R.I.P. I'm right here, nigga.
I'm not dead.

Speaker 1 You ain't just spent your time in the middle of the day. What the fuck?

Speaker 1 Man, you want me to... No, you were wild.
Oh, yeah, after you left, she did probably do one. Oh, shit.
She

Speaker 1 probably. Oily.
That might be her dream. Maybe not.

Speaker 1 Not at all. Her dreams is insidious

Speaker 1 hey yo listen i appreciate it shout out to shout out to joe shout out to each talking about is oh no wait i'm about to do it let me do it right shout out to the the jbn um improper improv season two promotion posters are now put up all over the city um shout out to the whole joe button network um j uh joe and you know

Speaker 1 uh

Speaker 1 Real excited, man.

Speaker 1 Kind of flustered. It's a great move.
Why are you flustered?

Speaker 1 Like I'm like nervous, overwhelmed? No, I mean overwhelmed. No, I'm just saying, like, if I was Joe and one of my great talents was leaving,

Speaker 1 I'll give him everything he want towards the end as well, nigga. I love it.
Play it out. No, I feel like it's a great thing, man.
We have a lot of things that we're working towards.

Speaker 1 Season two is going to be great.

Speaker 1 Joe and the team has invested a lot, even

Speaker 1 in the studio. They had put so much

Speaker 1 resources into making season two be the best that it can be. And I'm truly appreciative.
You know what I mean? I know I joke around a lot and shit like that, but

Speaker 1 it's up from here. We got to do it.

Speaker 1 Within the next 10 days. Oh, shit.
10, 15 days. Yeah.
Oh, we there. We're working.
Yeah, I appreciate it. Good shit.
And I want to thank my brother, man. Thank you for signing off on that, man.

Speaker 1 You know, I know I say a lot of leave and shit, but you know, I love you, nigga. It's a right to show love.
It's a right to be cool, my nigga. It's a right to show love.

Speaker 1 I love you, bro. Thank you.

Speaker 1 I love you, too. Yeah, but that love is a little.

Speaker 1 if that love was a little uh it wouldn't be a billboard nowhere.

Speaker 1 It wouldn't be a sign, nowhere.

Speaker 1 I love that. I love that we get to do that and play that way and post that way on billboards everywhere as

Speaker 1 somebody who has gone in corporate offices to say, hey. Do you not know the impact that we're having? Do you not know that people want to see this?

Speaker 1 Can we pay for a spot somewhere in the five boroughs so that the commuters, the nine to fivers, the people that are out looking around can know that some shit is coming? They never wanted to do it.

Speaker 1 Ever, ever, ever wanted to do it. Until all the podcasters out there went and found that company that

Speaker 1 rent the billboards, and y'all went to stand there. Your shit was up for 17 hours and then came right down.
You niggas went to take a picture. I changed the billboard game.
But anyway.

Speaker 1 Now you're my nigga. No, no, I'm definitely.

Speaker 1 All jokes aside, I'm extremely appreciative.

Speaker 1 I'm I'm extremely appreciative, and I just want to do the best that I can do, man. Show that while I'm needed here, wanted here, and why, you know, it's always and forever, man.

Speaker 1 Take it how you want to. I support that.
Doing the best you could do at the end of the concert. Come on, man.

Speaker 1 Come on, clapping up that. Now I did that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. End of the deal.
Shit off. I don't care, Nick, I support you.
Congratulations. Congratulations.

Speaker 1 I look forward to seeing what you got going on. I sort of said over there.
Looks fly. Thank you.
All the work that has been going into that.

Speaker 1 I know we clown clown on fucking Mel's long rollout, but your rollout has been about a year. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 So don't get busy. Turn up.
You know. Turn up.

Speaker 1 You know, we got to sit down and talk, you know, you and I. Not no lunch, not lunch, just regular conversation, casual conversation.

Speaker 1 We charge together now that both our cars plug in.

Speaker 1 But I'm here to turn up, man. And I'm expecting to see, you know,

Speaker 1 I'm expecting to see all of you make an appearance

Speaker 1 on these episodes, man.

Speaker 1 We could charge our charges.

Speaker 1 We hurt you

Speaker 1 we got you

Speaker 1 but it's different type of charges your charges are different don't try to play around with me it's the regular shit it ain't even got the third prong

Speaker 1 you should bring it around

Speaker 1 oh man i can't wait to see you turn up flip congratulations and i can't wait to see mel turn up about close to two weeks away with whatever it is you were doing and i said close to yes two weeks away i know you and amani got the spaces going on this weekend a lot of work a lot of promo been going going into what you're doing.

Speaker 1 So I support the business. Thank you.
I wish y'all the best. Hey, oh, man, let me tell you, real quick.

Speaker 1 They can say whatever they want about you, but

Speaker 1 once your claws is in them niggas, they can't get away.

Speaker 1 Once your claws, them niggas,

Speaker 1 them niggas start making spaces, they start dressing up the YouTube for you.

Speaker 1 Niggas start buying shoes.

Speaker 1 You want some lunch?

Speaker 1 You want me to take the ice off your window again?

Speaker 1 That nigga had no car. Did you nigga take the ice off the window and got no rod?

Speaker 1 He waited for a cash.

Speaker 1 Shut up.

Speaker 1 Why do you give a nigga a ride out of block? I said,

Speaker 1 I too fired. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 I don't have anything else that is near and dear to my heart. So how about y'all? Nah.

Speaker 1 Season two. Anybody got

Speaker 1 any fun weekend plans coming up?

Speaker 1 Come on, where the wall ball bitches gonna be up?

Speaker 1 I'm hanging out with Ish this weekend. I'm gonna nigga crib.
Me too. I'm gonna catch that nigga at the laser tag convention.
I'm gonna catch that. Yo, Joe, he ain't gonna go up.

Speaker 1 I'm gonna cover it over here. Yo, Joe, you think if we pop a nigga crib, he gonna let us in? No, no, not at all.
Really? Not at all. I'll get shot.
You might have some tea or some coffee or something.

Speaker 1 If he look out his window and see me, he's gonna think I'm taking this shit to the next level.

Speaker 1 No?

Speaker 1 You know, a lot of people don't like unannounced.

Speaker 1 Yeah, me a lot.

Speaker 1 meet a lot of people. Yeah, I'm a lot of people if I'm in the area.
I can't pop in a check on that. No, never that.
Oh, shit. I was out of text or a call.

Speaker 1 You two pop?

Speaker 1 Not because yo, you text and call don't come.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 only a certain amount of people can do that. Like Corey can pop up on you and check on you.

Speaker 1 No, come on, don't do that, Joe. You said you.
No, he can't. He can't.
Corey can do that with me because I know 40% of the time he's not really coming.

Speaker 1 When Corey says, yo, you're going to be home, I was like yeah he ain't coming

Speaker 1 so only but he was supposed to come the other day until he looked at the score of that cowboys game and then I hit him I was like yo

Speaker 1 what happened

Speaker 1 what happened wide open

Speaker 1 so only but only parents can do that though right parents get that family yeah for sure family get the luxury got it okay because you can't turn

Speaker 1 ice

Speaker 1 trigger my family go ahead y'all go is your mom's skin pop up out of my mother could do anything she would like to okay cool but not your uncle same for mine but I would prefer But

Speaker 1 call her or text. Because you know what it is? Because me and my mom just had to talk about this recently.
And I ain't going to blow a spot off on my mom. But

Speaker 1 how can I do this without going to the stone?

Speaker 1 You know what it is? My mom called and was like, you home? I said, yeah. She said, I'm coming.
But she was in Brooklyn. So you thought you had time? Or at like

Speaker 1 whenever it was. By the time she got over here, I forgot now.
I don't remember that you was coming, that you were on the way. So I I was like, can I get a call when you arrive?

Speaker 1 And she was standing on, I just told you I was coming. And I said, the gist was two hours ago.
Yeah, that's a little different.

Speaker 1 And then my mom was looking at me like feeling away, like disappointed, because it's like, oh, my son changed.

Speaker 1 And that's not a pop-up to me.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's not a pop-up. No, that's not a pop-up.
We said we were talking about the population. But we can always pop up at our parents' crib, though.
We can pop up at our parents.

Speaker 1 We can't pop up and just walk in the door. That's what I'm saying.
We can pop, if something's go wrong and shit like that, there's one house you can go to is your mother or father's house.

Speaker 1 I pop up at my mom's crib. I'm free to come grandmother's crib.
I would like.

Speaker 1 But why are you saying, but I would like a cold? Why? Why do you need? Because I'm an adult. Nigga, because you might be in there getting away with me.
I might be walking around naked.

Speaker 1 I might be walking around just doing something to win. She has a key to coming your home, Joe? Yeah, my mom always has a key.
Okay, that's why. Okay, that's a different one.

Speaker 1 I got it. Okay, I got it.
See, that's different. You might be walking into something you ain't, you know what I mean? My mother told me that shit.
Hey, stop walking in the house.

Speaker 1 Like, announce that you're here with something because you might. Yeah, mom, come here to see me on soft.
Come on. Get out.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 You walking around? You think I'm hard walking around?

Speaker 1 Move. She'd be embarrassed.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Shit, I came out of her.

Speaker 1 You produced this.

Speaker 1 This fucking

Speaker 1 media, Sienna.

Speaker 1 This TV wave.

Speaker 1 This be a shame.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 All right, girl. Why are you looking around?

Speaker 2 I'm not looking around.

Speaker 1 Shut the the fuck up. Stop.

Speaker 1 No, damn,

Speaker 1 hey. Stop it.
You know what's so good about you? You can't hold shit down at all. At all.

Speaker 1 That's my favorite part about you.

Speaker 1 How can I not hold shit down? It's just those rainy days.

Speaker 1 This nigga can't hold shit down. He can't hold water.
No, he can't hold it.

Speaker 1 He can't even hold water. That nigga got rubber.
Hold Joe's aside. He can't hold it down.
Joe, stop it. It's different.
It's different about it. No, Joe.
Joe, okay. Yes, I can't, Joe.

Speaker 1 Well, I won't find out. Joe, stop it.
I won't find out. Joe's mad.
Stop, Joe. What? Stop doing that.
You know I can.

Speaker 1 Stop doing that. Like, shit be, we both crossed that line between personal and entertainment.
If it's something personal, I can. You know that.

Speaker 1 Dead ass. Talk about it.

Speaker 1 We did. And it's not about me right now, but if it's personal, I can't hold it down.

Speaker 1 Listen, if I find out something and once you open the door to it, I'm just going to jump on the bandwagon.

Speaker 1 If you never open the door to anything, if you give me any any clue, if I think something and I see you say a clue, I'm jumping on it. Yes, that's my hope.
No, no, no, no, no. Please meet first.

Speaker 1 Not ask me. Ask me whatever you want.
Y'all go, I'm a fine sleeper.

Speaker 1 You find out something and you kick the door in. No, not true.

Speaker 1 Not true, Freeze. Okay.
Not true. You got it.
Whatever you say. Not personal shit.
Some shit I found out. Yes, but not personal, personal shit.
Not personal, personal shit, man. That's all.

Speaker 1 All right. Again, I'm cool.

Speaker 1 Nobody's doing anything this weekend. I asked y'all that.
house party. You know, I got long weekends.
House party. If you birthday win tomorrow? Tomorrow.
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 Happy birthday, brother. Thank you.
Thank you. Somebody have to pop up over there.
Who's cooking? You? We're getting something.

Speaker 1 I like when you cook. I mean,

Speaker 1 I'm not cooking for no 20, 30 people of a birthday.

Speaker 1 You shouldn't have to cook on your birthday, but

Speaker 1 your kickbacks do be lit when you. I mean, that's true.
But you should cook something. I should have cooked it.

Speaker 1 For the early goals. Like the people that got slides up early.

Speaker 1 Yeah, to do it like the auntie do. I only made six lamb chops.

Speaker 1 When they gone, they gone.

Speaker 1 Maybe I'll see if I figure something.

Speaker 1 Last

Speaker 1 and maybe least, I don't have anything else after this. Triller merges with financial services and healthcare firm AGBA.

Speaker 1 It's been a bumpy couple of years for short video platform Triller in terms of its music deals.

Speaker 1 It was sued by UMG in 2023 over royalty payments and reporting and agreed to pay Sony Music $4.5 million later that year to settle part of a previous lawsuit filed by that company.

Speaker 1 Then, in January 2024, one of Triller's own regulatory filings admitted that it was behind on 23.6 million of music licensing payments.

Speaker 1 Since then, the company has agreed to a merger with a financial services and healthcare company called AGBA, and this week that merger has been completed. The new entity called Trilla Group Inc.

Speaker 1 plans to trade on the NASDAQ Capital Market Exchange from today, October 16, with a statement to come next week, October 22nd, on its future leadership strategy and objectives. They trade now?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And just real quick,

Speaker 1 while you're looking at it all this,

Speaker 1 y'all was mentioning Kenny Anderson, the the Georgia Tech, the jersey retirement thing.

Speaker 1 Y'all said Dennis Scott did have his jersey retired. So I did some looking here.

Speaker 1 No, I didn't say I wasn't sure about Dennis, Scott.

Speaker 1 He just became eligible.

Speaker 1 Georgia Tech posted something on their school website back in June. Dennis Scott became eligible to have his jersey retired in December

Speaker 1 when he received his executive master of business administration degree.

Speaker 1 So it might be something tied to a degree

Speaker 1 Because Georgia Tech, one of them smart schools.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but it's just interesting that it's not a bachelor's.

Speaker 2 Like, you know, why it had to be a master's. Because not everybody's going to go for that.
Everybody's not going to.

Speaker 1 I don't think Mark Price. Well, that's not going to be a good idea.
But they're not saying that you have to get a master's to be retired. Maybe those guys didn't get degrees at all.
It happens, too.

Speaker 1 Yeah, maybe you have to have some degree. Yeah, yeah.
I don't know. But this just says his eligibility was once he got that degree.
Gotcha.

Speaker 1 So, all right, that might be why the other guys aren't. Yeah, that helps me a little bit.
It does. Um,

Speaker 1 all right, let me just make sure I am to the good,

Speaker 1 and it looks like I am to the good.

Speaker 1 Summer Walker's coming, but we'll talk about that some other time.

Speaker 1 I heard this snippet.

Speaker 1 You bitches better move out the way when some of Walker comes, but I ain't gonna, I ain't gonna shoot my low right now. We'll talk about that later.

Speaker 1 Um, how am I feeling? How am I feeling? How am I feeling right now?

Speaker 1 I played this before, but I'm playing it again because that's how I feel.

Speaker 1 That's how I feel, man. You need some help? Why would I do that?

Speaker 1 Actually, sometimes I do need help. Gotcha.
And

Speaker 1 for you to be one of the numbers I could call when I'm in need of help. For sure.
I appreciate that. Not a problem.
And I hope you don't change that. Got you.

Speaker 1 When you reply like that, it makes me feel like you rubbing the help. Like in my face, it makes me feel down.

Speaker 1 I was just saying, you

Speaker 1 know, you gotta go backwards in life. I don't want you to go backwards.
I want you. Okay, now I'm not playing it.
All right, cool. Now I'm not playing it.
What's wrong? Now what? There you go. No,

Speaker 1 now I'm not playing it. Got it.
You can tell when he got some heat that he got. I don't know.
I don't. I know Aaron Ray dropping, nigga.
Oh, man.

Speaker 1 I know Aaron Ray.

Speaker 1 You ain't the only one that knows Aaron Ray is coming out, nigga.

Speaker 1 Fuck out of here. All right, now I ain't playing it.
God damn it.

Speaker 1 Let's see. I'm going with Ambre.

Speaker 1 You know it. My girl.
This is called SWV. The whole thing is like interludes, but they all fired.
So fuck it.

Speaker 1 Till we see the sun.

Speaker 1 Wanna see where the stars

Speaker 1 make you feel like we're alone.

Speaker 1 I don't gotta explain on my head.

Speaker 1 What am I supposed to do after a night like this?

Speaker 1 A night like this,

Speaker 1 shit don't miss.

Speaker 1 As soon as we kiss, I'll fall up right down on me.

Speaker 1 All the things I wanna do.

Speaker 1 Throw it away. Throw it the fuck away.

Speaker 1 Jesus.

Speaker 1 But why you don't throw it away?

Speaker 1 I'm in the middle of the day. Mel left some cauliflower.
I did not leave anything. I ordered food.
Mel left Brussels sprouts in the fridge that's stinking up the whole place. It smells like

Speaker 1 it smells like vegetable ass cheeks in here.

Speaker 1 I tell her about it and she say, well, just throw it away. No, nigga, you fucking throw it away.

Speaker 1 It'll get thrown away.

Speaker 2 I just ordered it, and I can't, and honestly, I can't smell anything.

Speaker 1 Bro,

Speaker 1 I can't smell anything.

Speaker 1 We ain't gonna be done

Speaker 1 until I see the sun

Speaker 1 or see whether the stars

Speaker 1 make you feel like we're gonna be able to do it. I don't

Speaker 1 You just tell me said I'm on for leisure. We don't gotta get up with the sea, babe.
Relax, relax for me one time.

Speaker 1 A night like this,

Speaker 1 she don't miss

Speaker 1 we can start

Speaker 1 weighing down on me

Speaker 1 all the things that I wanna do

Speaker 1 to you.

Speaker 1 Let's breathe,

Speaker 1 let's pray.

Speaker 1 Got some brand new music from Ombre, friend of the show. Shout out to Aaron.

Speaker 1 Record is called SWB.

Speaker 1 Available in your phones and on DSPs right this second.

Speaker 1 All right, man, I'm playing something off a Big X the Plug album, man. This album is crazy.
Yo, I really, really, really need y'all to go check this album out. Way before you play it.
Go ahead.

Speaker 1 Such a nice guy.

Speaker 1 Met him recently, and I was mad that I didn't finish his album so I could really, but I keep hearing it's crazy, but he's crazy. Absolutely.
And

Speaker 1 great guy. I feel bad because I forget what boxer it was that had a fight out there.
And

Speaker 1 he had

Speaker 1 to walk him out. Yeah, he had to walk him out.
And we joked about it because we weren't familiar.

Speaker 1 My bad. But two days after that, I got familiar because they checked me.
They fixed me up. Yo, he's big over here.
You might not know it yet, but y'all clowning, but this nigga's one of them ones.

Speaker 1 And they're right. It sounds like it.
This album is

Speaker 1 from what I I heard,

Speaker 1 they added playing. I bought it.
I'm going to finish it. But sick.
And he's hilarious, man. Shout out to Big Assapluck.
Word.

Speaker 1 Anyway, my sleeper is called Leave Me Alone.

Speaker 1 Let the family

Speaker 1 play for me.

Speaker 1 ABX, can you get on this song? ABX, nah, I ain't even got

Speaker 1 been trippin'. After all of this shit, she been getting.
Made a baby, she still in her feelings. Went through my phone and seen all of these women.

Speaker 1 Not knowing that I could care less about these bitches. I'm topped by these niggas mentioning the biggest.
Watching me when they could be getting richer. Probably mad because they can't be the sister.

Speaker 1 I done lost all the love that I had. Think about your bro and I start getting mad.
Why the fuck did you say you knew what type of nigga I was when all I did was give you a chance? Huh?

Speaker 1 I'm the one who bought you all of them shirts. I'm the one who bought you all them pants.
I'm the one who took you off the streets and gave you a place to gum lay your head.

Speaker 1 A big X man, I need me a feature. A big X, can you get on this song? A ABX, man, shut the fuck up.
I just want all you people to leave me alone. A Big X, man, I need me a feature.

Speaker 1 A B X, can you get on this song? A B X, nah, I ain't even got Where was you when I did all this shit on my own? They said about money, more problems, that's facts.

Speaker 1 Everybody gon' speak, even if the shit counts. Where was all of these folks with opinions and shit? But I live in this shit when I used to set grand.
See, nobody care when you doing damn bad.

Speaker 1 I came up from the money, man, half the word man. Now they all want some powder and a piece of the bag.
It's too bad, no, the fucks left me out on my ass.

Speaker 1 I know you remember you left me, I said, shit. I know you remember X broke with that fan.
I bet you remember me turning up bad. Now I'm letting niggas dips and I'm paying the tax.

Speaker 1 Two years I got rich, I for rapping my past. Now I'm rapping about pain in my hurt.
Don't think I'm a pissy, get put on the shirt. In a hearse, like six feet deep in that dirt.

Speaker 1 A big X, man, I need me a feature. A big X, can you get on this song? ABX, man, shut the fuck up.
I just want all you people to leave me alone. A big X, man, I need me a feature.

Speaker 1 A big X, can you get on this song? ABX, now I ain't even got

Speaker 1 Again, that record is called Leave Me Alone by Big X the Plug.

Speaker 1 This new album, Take Care, Send Your Phone, DSPs, all that good shit.

Speaker 1 Go check that album out, man. It's a really, really good album.

Speaker 1 It's a lot of just real records on there. Salute to him.
I'm going to check it out. I bought it, but I ain't play yet.

Speaker 1 What I am going to play is Benny the Butcher and 38 Special.

Speaker 1 This is Money Counter off Stabbed and Shot 2, which is out now.

Speaker 1 And we just do it naturally. We never like really planning.
Cause like yo, Pride, you know, I got this line. He like, alright, I got this line.

Speaker 1 Before you know it, we got a whole record. You know what I'm saying? It was never like planned for us just to go back and forth.
But naturally, we come up with that shit.

Speaker 1 We turn into one motherfucker when we go ahead.

Speaker 1 Huh, when I was young, moms we just read Psalms and Proverbs. Now I only say a prayer before I buy birds.
I was right out after Tom served. Steady hand, while that non-stirred.

Speaker 1 Most hustlers got calm nerves. These niggas followed me like wise words.
I gave bags with strings attached like dry herbs. Shoot out entertainment and crime merged.
It's hard to describe terms.

Speaker 1 I can't explain it with kind words. And I'm a monster, the Apex type.
Spend five of your paychecks with an AMEX swipe.

Speaker 2 Bitches ain't shit, so I live a safe sex life.

Speaker 1 My next kid, I'ma get a DNA test twice.

Speaker 1 I only talk in body language, y'all be verbal. A boss can read the room like the Wall Street Journal.
All I needed was a small referral.

Speaker 1 Now I got a doomsday, two million cash berries stashed in a four-feet burrow. With a hunters, run them up.

Speaker 1 We've been through this town enough. We've been through this town enough.

Speaker 1 To the hood, I'm coming back. To the hood, I'm coming back.
Plug that money counter up. Plug that money counter up.
I was down, but now I'm up.

Speaker 1 Was just a diamond and a rough.

Speaker 1 You know grindin' is a must

Speaker 1 Cause plug that money counter up

Speaker 1 Now if you see me with a bitch, then this my newest one And she don't get shit, but dick and chewin' gum If I put a flame to it, it melt quick as aluminum You trip and land on a brick, you wouldn't know what to do with one

Speaker 1 And y'all know what my music done Help him navigate through the slums Show him how to get to and from Cause I was on the foolish run And realize a black lawyer is just as good as a Jewish one.

Speaker 1 And a jealous friend is a foolish one. In prison for months, settled in like a monk, a Buddhist one.
He moved tons, but dude was dumb. Went from pies to a crumb.
You can't give shit to a bum.

Speaker 1 They should have cut off Judas' tongue. No keys or combinations to the safe.
Gotta use a phone. So much work in that motel.
We buying out the floors.

Speaker 1 And if the trunk ain't big enough, then we gon' hollow out the doors. With a hunters, run them up.

Speaker 1 We went through this town enough. We went through this town enough.
To the hood, I'm coming back. To the hood, I'm coming back.
Plug that money counter up. Plug that money counter up.

Speaker 1 How was time, but now I'm up.

Speaker 1 Was just a diamond and a rough.

Speaker 1 You know, grinding is a must. You know, grinding is a must.
Let's plug that money counter up. Let's plug that money counter up.

Speaker 1 That's Buddy the Butcher, 38 Special, Buddy Cowder,

Speaker 1 off Stab and Shot 2, which is out now.

Speaker 1 Fam

Speaker 1 somebody named the album Stab Stabbed and Shot. Me too.

Speaker 1 With a part two on the back time. Crazy, my nigga.
You got stabbed again, my nigga. Damn.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm going to

Speaker 1 John vinyl. This song is called War.

Speaker 1 Excuse me, miss. I'm on a check-in.
in

Speaker 1 I don't even understand how you left me breathless

Speaker 1 You're way too fine to be here and you know it

Speaker 1 Go ahead baby, show it all

Speaker 1 Way to make me lose focus, shit

Speaker 1 Can we get back to the focal? Excuse me miss, I wanna check in

Speaker 1 Yeah

Speaker 1 Love was an art, baby, be my canvas

Speaker 1 I'm kaleidoscoping, all I see is you. I'm hoping that we can make do, oh.

Speaker 1 How about I make a plan for you? Carry on and wind with a view.

Speaker 1 I'm hoping you say yes,

Speaker 1 expecting nothing less. Cause I go to war for you,

Speaker 1 I go to war.

Speaker 1 I'm hoping you'll say yes,

Speaker 1 expecting nothing less. Cause I go to war for you,

Speaker 1 hey.

Speaker 1 I could

Speaker 1 warn the battlefield

Speaker 1 I got my platoon Dance somebody test us, baby

Speaker 1 Promise I will shoot

Speaker 1 There's a man down, baby What we gonna do now, baby

Speaker 1 What we gonna do now

Speaker 1 It seems you can't let these men test my patience I'm not one to let good things go Let's connect and recalibrate this love connection we can't control.

Speaker 1 I wanna understand your body,

Speaker 1 I wanna take a chance, I'm trying.

Speaker 1 Oh, tell me if you want me. I'm hoping you'll say yes,

Speaker 1 expecting nothing less. Cause I go to war for you,

Speaker 1 I go to war.

Speaker 1 I'm hoping you'll say yes,

Speaker 1 expecting nothing less.

Speaker 1 Cause I go to war for you.

Speaker 1 Hey,

Speaker 1 yeah,

Speaker 1 I go to war

Speaker 1 for you

Speaker 1 as John Vital.

Speaker 1 The record is called War.

Speaker 1 That's tough.

Speaker 1 Belle,

Speaker 2 uh, mine is called Golden by Burhana.

Speaker 2 We go then

Speaker 2 Is it what the world has gotta say?

Speaker 1 Tryna make amends and stay alive.

Speaker 1 Heard some snakes is coming towards my way.

Speaker 1 Take a mama's calls now 85.

Speaker 1 We're golden.

Speaker 1 We go.

Speaker 1 We're golden.

Speaker 1 We go.

Speaker 1 Remember love in the summer.

Speaker 1 Take your two dozen more.

Speaker 1 Yellow halo above ya.

Speaker 1 It's something bigger than us, bigger than love.

Speaker 1 We go.

Speaker 1 We go then.

Speaker 1 We go

Speaker 1 to the city.

Speaker 1 That is Berhana Golden

Speaker 1 Yo, Louis just dropped a beanie. I'm about to cop, I'm about to cop that shit.

Speaker 1 That new paycheck, huh? You know, Louis is. Hold up a second.
You know, Louis has had beanie. Yeah, like they've been.

Speaker 1 I'm seeing it now. This is the ones I like now.
Like, you got eyes now. That money up.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 Cataract guard.

Speaker 1 That part. Yeah, Cataract.
Ben had the beanie, man. You see them, man.
Yeah, I was seeing them, and I want them. What was that, Big Male?

Speaker 2 Feel free to play Snorter for two.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Are you tired of that? Baby, yum, begging, baby. Baby,

Speaker 1 begin, begging, baby. Are you not tired of men fighting over you?

Speaker 2 I mean,

Speaker 2 when does anybody ever get tired of that?

Speaker 1 Oh, I'm good. Nah, I'm good.

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 2 That beanie looks cute, though.

Speaker 1 I don't know what nigga gonna hop up the woodwork for the first shit, right? Yeah. Yeah, they're going crazy over that.
You'll see that shit. I'll see that shit everywhere.
Everybody's gonna have it.

Speaker 1 I'm about to get one. And then, guess where you're gonna see it? What?

Speaker 2 On Canal Street.

Speaker 1 On Cano Street.

Speaker 1 On Cano Street. When the last seen with the Canal, nigga, walked up and down that shit.

Speaker 1 Keep it rich.

Speaker 1 20 years ago. You ever bought something for somebody on there? No.
You never purchased anything from Canal? No.

Speaker 1 He's lying.

Speaker 1 Never-ish. Never.

Speaker 1 I believe that. They've had money since the 90s, motherfucker.
I know, but money. It's not even about that.
That's why he's trying to fool people with smoking mirrors.

Speaker 1 Like, when you say Canal, we just think

Speaker 1 the fakes, the authors.

Speaker 1 But right over there on Canal, any of them off-streets.

Speaker 1 Yes. There are stores.

Speaker 1 The Supreme Stores. I don't know about that.
Have we ever had nothing Supreme? Yeah, you don't buy that shit. There's a lot of stores over there by Canal.
I don't know that. Because you're Supreme.

Speaker 1 Why you got to buy Supreme when you're Supreme? I buy Supreme Court. Man, you bought something from Canal before?

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 1 She's lying too? No, I'm not. No, I'm just asking.
Y'all saying Canal, so no, y'all are not lying. Okay.
But all of that flies.

Speaker 1 I don't shop in New York that much.

Speaker 1 Broadway and Canal. Yeah, y'all know.
No, I don't shop in New York.

Speaker 1 It's down, nigga. But no, y'all saying Canal is.

Speaker 1 No, no. We're talking about money canal.
See, I don't shop in New York much.

Speaker 1 Buy Buy that girl some Calabari.

Speaker 1 You should parameter. Hey, buy that girl a fucking Calabari, nigga.
And tell your man, don't go outside tonight

Speaker 1 if you don't plan on spending it. Niggas heard about that, man.

Speaker 1 I thought about his story all week, yo. All week long I did.
I had so much fun when he bring a story in like that. Facts.

Speaker 1 They kicked my back in for it. For that sort?

Speaker 1 Yeah, because

Speaker 1 it was tied into the other story. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 But it's okay. It's okay.
I had a good time. Fuck them niggas.
Niggas being thirsty, man.

Speaker 1 Your man was thirsty. He wasn't.

Speaker 1 He defends his niggas like the Titanic. Like the man of the Titanic.
Going down with the shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, he defend his friends to the death, except for one. Yeah.
Oh, shit. Who the one? I don't know.
Oh, yeah, I bet you. Yo, it all starts.

Speaker 1 You just sat there watching the team. You should went up there.
I'm not looking for you. I was in there.
I wanted you to curse the niggas out of there. I'm down with you.
I literally was in there.

Speaker 1 Yeah, what night it stayed poppin'? You don't know. Supposedly all of them.

Speaker 1 Come on.

Speaker 1 Are you going to change your clothes, nigga?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 You want to change the clothes in?

Speaker 1 You see your own shit. Mallerina over there.
You see your man.

Speaker 1 Let me make you a fucking hole. I'm floating this shit.

Speaker 1 This motherfucker. Come here, real quick.
You spent the night at home, niggas? First time you came in the outfit, like, do you good?

Speaker 1 You usually dress up, nigga. That is what happened.

Speaker 1 You do look like he just left a BNE. Yeah, you just looked at somebody crazy.
Let's say you left a BE.

Speaker 1 You got the dark hoodie on with the dark scholars.

Speaker 1 You look like Give Up the Goods or Get Sprayed was playing. And usually when you come in, you call Park Front Rod, nigga.
With the new balances on. Talk to these niggas.

Speaker 1 He ain't wearing that to Saint, though. He ain't wearing that to Saint.
He got the new balance. But look, but hold on, Joe.
No, because no, we can't play with E.

Speaker 1 Cause listen, E usually matched to the T.

Speaker 1 He wasn't home because he got the new balance sweatsuit, but Jordan sneakers. That's not E.
That's not you, nigga. I know.
Yeah, I know. That's not you, my nigga.
You got caught. Everybody, come out.

Speaker 1 We got you.

Speaker 1 Look, come stay everybody, nigga. That's not the key.

Speaker 1 You got the hat with the outfit and Jordans.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Where you was at last night?

Speaker 1 And that's not your hat neither. I saw that hat before.

Speaker 1 That's not your hat. Oh, this nigga

Speaker 1 is different.

Speaker 1 I got a ball in here.

Speaker 1 Yo.

Speaker 1 Sane is popping tonight?

Speaker 1 Hey, Maddie, hit me. Let me know when that Girls Love karaoke is going on.
I'll call you right now on the air, girl. Call her.
I'm pulling up. You want me to rap? I'll pull up.

Speaker 1 No, I don't know when Girls Love Karaoke is again. But if Sane is tonight, maybe.

Speaker 1 New money.

Speaker 1 You see your man though? You see your man? What? I'll pull up. I'll pull up, nigga, nigga, face all over the place.

Speaker 1 They gotta know what's going on. Nigga said, where is that? I'm Maddie.

Speaker 1 Oh, I think you said Maddie worked there.

Speaker 1 Maddie invited me to a spot down the block from where Catch was. She said she worked somewhere in there.

Speaker 1 Shout out to Maddie. You know Maddie?

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 I'm going nowhere. Yeah.
Oh, man. I love this part, yo.

Speaker 1 Look, you two niggas is terrible.

Speaker 1 Who the two? You and E. Wiley? Me and E.
Monty? Yep. Nothing.
I'm so lost. Y'all my man.

Speaker 1 The fuck, I gotta pay my phone bill or something.

Speaker 2 The wireless customer you are calling is not available.

Speaker 1 Oh, they gotta pay their phone bill. Well, you ain't here.

Speaker 1 There you go. Call me right back.

Speaker 1 Come on now. I'm in a relationship, but call me back like I'm daddy.

Speaker 1 That's a joke. Answer, nigga.
I am.

Speaker 1 Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

Speaker 1 Hey, Joe, bro. What's up? Big Maddie.
All right, I'm on air. Check this out.
Don't say nothing that would incriminate you or me.

Speaker 1 But I was talking about that. girls love karaoke the other night.

Speaker 1 Hey,

Speaker 1 you nothing. I was out of town on business, so I missed it.
And I tried to pop up on you the other night at work, but you wasn't at work. We'll talk about that later.

Speaker 1 It looked like it was a nice time at that girls love karaoke. You know what else love karaoke?

Speaker 1 Girls love karaoke. Niggas love it.
Niggas do too. Niggas love it.
We needed it. Yo.

Speaker 1 We tired of of standing on couches and staring at each other. Yes.

Speaker 1 Big Maddie. Yes.
Yo, y'all doing this again next month sometime?

Speaker 1 We're doing it Wednesday, and then we're going to do it again on the 30th. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, let's go.

Speaker 1 What Wednesday? Next Wednesday.

Speaker 1 There's Wednesday coming up. Yeah, next Wednesday.
That is the 23rd. Yo, yo, Maddie, I'm coming.
Yo, Maddie. Uh-oh.
Yo, Maddie, I'm pulling up. It's flip, girl.
Uh-oh.

Speaker 1 I love you, Maddie. I love love you.
It's what up, Joe. It's what up, nigga.
Joe,

Speaker 1 74 degrees Wednesday.

Speaker 1 Y'all coming? Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Are y'all coming? I ain't get an invite. I'll be there.
I'll be there. I'm there.
It's said he didn't get an invite. Oh, Amani said he'll be there, too.
I'm pulling up. Yeah, no, we in that piece.

Speaker 1 We in that piece. Save me a little corner of a couch.
Listen, but listen, but listen. I got you, no problem.
But listen, if you come, y'all have to get up and sing.

Speaker 1 Oh, I'm there. Shit, look at Imani.
Look at Imani thirsty to sing. Thirsty to sing.
I'll get up there and hit a little Carl Thomas. Now, listen to this.

Speaker 1 Maddie, I'm not getting up there and singing on those stage.

Speaker 1 You ain't got to sing. I'll hold it.
I'll do a duet for us. You got it.
I'll do a duet for us. All right, you got it.
We can do next.

Speaker 1 Butterlove.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 Yo, this nigga. You just hit the background.
You got the love that I want. You do the background.

Speaker 1 I got that.

Speaker 1 Oh, I'm about to be in my dad, but I'm faithful. I'm faithful, though.

Speaker 1 I'm faithful. I'm up in that piece.
Yo, what was I about to say? What was I about to say? All right, so it's Wednesday. All right, that's it.
All right, that's it. Girls love karaoke on Wednesdays.

Speaker 1 Invite only, exclusive, very sexy function. And it's just a vibe.
It's an experience that I feel like New York needed. And I'm here.
And you provide. Not none of them nine to five bitches, though.

Speaker 1 All right, bye, bye, I love you. Bye, I love you too.
She's amazing. I love her.
Listen. Very nice girl.
Notice that she was young.

Speaker 1 Wednesday. Damn, man.
I hope I'm available, baby, if you're listening.

Speaker 1 If my baby is listening, damn, man.

Speaker 1 I think I'm busy Wednesday. She also said the 30th.
And the 30th.

Speaker 1 Why do we say that day's known? Why are you saying that?

Speaker 2 It's the following Wednesday.

Speaker 1 Why are you saying that day's knowing that you got a girl that

Speaker 1 carried up?

Speaker 1 When you walk in, shout at me, sing it.

Speaker 1 How did you get cared?

Speaker 1 I asked you a question. I said, Joe,

Speaker 1 last part, I said, Joe, let me ask you a question. Privately, and I know, I said,

Speaker 1 how many days would you have to ignore Sade before she turns up? He niggas said two days.

Speaker 1 He said, I don't think I'm going to get the second day off.

Speaker 1 You know, my girl bombing up.

Speaker 1 Damn.

Speaker 1 Yeah, probably walked me in.

Speaker 1 That nigga looked like, I keep remembering that. I remember you saying, how that nigga look? That nigga held his shit like this.

Speaker 1 I thought he was in an abusive relationship.

Speaker 1 We gotta call police. Blink.

Speaker 1 If you're asking me. Yo.
Who got it in me? Blink three times.

Speaker 1 It's a different abuse.

Speaker 1 She don't use the apple.

Speaker 1 She did that set right up the apple. You know what she said?

Speaker 1 That shit been in my algorithm, too.

Speaker 1 Yo, yo.

Speaker 1 But it's only bad because she keeps trying to pop up the rebrand, talking about I'm reading a book now. No, nigga, apples.
We remember.

Speaker 1 Shit, man. All right, man, I'm going to Girls Love Karaoke.
I think my girl is on a college visit that day with us, athletic son, man. Good luck to him.

Speaker 1 I'm joking, baby. I love you.
I'm going to get up there and sing a song about how faithful the whole podcast is.

Speaker 1 Mel, what's up? You allowed back at Pre-Bay?

Speaker 2 I didn't cause a disturbance last time I I was there. I should be.

Speaker 1 Incriminate yourself. Now we're moving on.

Speaker 1 Now we're moving on. She don't even know how to not incriminate herself.
Don't worry, I got it. We're moving on.

Speaker 1 Hey, hey, hey. Wait a minute now.

Speaker 1 I'm even thinking about pre-bay in Miami.

Speaker 1 Let me get y'all.

Speaker 1 There's two bars in a row, you're trying to have bars. The millboards got a feeling.
Good look.

Speaker 1 Look at him. Me some dick toner, the gym tennis.

Speaker 1 Niggas said Mel got ran out of brieve. Ooh,

Speaker 1 what? He's out. I didn't, though.
I know, nigga, bitch ain't running you out of nowhere.

Speaker 1 Bitch, you get out.

Speaker 1 You can take your skinny ass out of here.

Speaker 1 See this. Alright, man.

Speaker 1 Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there.
Until the next time.

Speaker 1 We bid you a new farewell, adios, Zereba Dirchi, Osta, La Vista, Arbois, so long goodbye.

Speaker 1 Or a simple head nod. Ego.

Speaker 1 Keep us in your prayers.

Speaker 1 Remember life.

Speaker 1 You got your white bomb down the middle.

Speaker 1 I thought you lost your white bomb, but you got to switch back. It's okay.
Mel think there's one more chance.

Speaker 1 This is shit, yo. G, I bet.
You think it's ill-matic.

Speaker 1 Tell her alarm clock.

Speaker 1 It's a takeover ball.

Speaker 1 This nigga is an idiot.

Speaker 1 Lastly,

Speaker 1 the baddies are insecure.

Speaker 1 The stagnant women want to travel, and the closed-minded women want you to teach them things. Grab you a Tylenol, you might need it.

Speaker 1 Hopefully, y'all have a good weekend out there. We'll be back next week, same time, same place.
Stay blessed and stay alive out there.

Speaker 1 We lit out there

Speaker 1 Come on, I should pull up this thing tonight.

Speaker 1 You going for real? If you go, I'll show up for five minutes only. I ain't buying bitches calamari like that nigga, man.

Speaker 1 They got food in it?

Speaker 1 And the food banger. For real? For real, the food is good.
Food banging.

Speaker 1 It's probably the best macaroni and cheese I had outside.

Speaker 1 Oh, really? Water small.

Speaker 1 That I've had outside.

Speaker 1 Hey, yo, I ain't gonna lie. Listen, I gotta make a confession real quick.

Speaker 1 Y'all wanna.

Speaker 1 You know, I haven't been to Pro Gola yet.

Speaker 1 And I need to, I need that nigga. This nigga walking outside.
This nigga trying to go outside outside. Look at this nigga.

Speaker 1 He looked at it.

Speaker 1 Don't play no clown music for me, nigga.

Speaker 1 Clown music. Oh.

Speaker 1 Never played clown music for you, nigga. You star.
Go to Pergola, get you the lamb sliders, man. If I thought y'all sitting there on that niggas in, really.
Well, don't wear that.

Speaker 1 I'll throw it that day and turn your back. Yeah, for sure.
You can, yeah. Call Vern.
pull him out pull a mail

Speaker 1 pull a mail and call verne

Speaker 1 you gotta have something if you wanna be with me

Speaker 1 we going man

Speaker 1 rest in peace to liam payne rest in peace

Speaker 1 i'm not trying to be your hero

Speaker 1 but stop saying

Speaker 1 it's too cold for me

Speaker 1 Again, shout out to the 95ers out there. Shout out to everybody gotta work on the weekend.
Saturday workers, Saturday workers. It's too low to see.

Speaker 1 Shout out to you niggas writing your name on the snacks and putting it in the company fridge.

Speaker 1 I used to go to complex just to eat y'all shit.

Speaker 1 Like, damn, Jan from Accounting unpacked a good little lunch.

Speaker 1 I'm taking a grape.

Speaker 1 I'm taking a break.

Speaker 1 Nah, Jan used to put a little VH down there. Oh, shit.
I love VH.

Speaker 1 I'm a soldier.

Speaker 1 Yo, yo, write your name on this shit at the fridge. Don't work.

Speaker 1 Come on, Joe.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit, that's Daryl loves

Speaker 1 Sherry. Get busy.
Nah, Sherry husband been cooking up.

Speaker 1 Yo, we love y'all, man. Y'all hold it down.

Speaker 1 Same time, same place next week, man.

Speaker 1 Hey.

Speaker 1 Wait a minute. Hey.

Speaker 1 Nothing from nothing, eat nothing.

Speaker 1 You gotta have something

Speaker 1 if you wanna be with me,

Speaker 1 go Yankees, go men. Nothing from nothing,

Speaker 1 go liberty. Hey, hey,

Speaker 1 if you wanna be with me,

Speaker 1 that's right,

Speaker 1 JBP, JBP, why would you be without the JBP?