Episode 769 | "Milk of Magnesia"

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Indicting or telling you anything about themselves

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Who do not have your best interests at heart, or our AI. No, the image was AI, but the thing, what they're doing is real.
Ish believes in that, Parks. What was it, incubator babies? He did ass.
It's like a baby farm. It's like a baby farm where they really have...
Audience, yo, check this out. Mic check, mic check, mic check.
It's me, Joe Budden. It's me, Joe Budden here.
Me and Flip and Parks are really going to have to work to counteract Mel, Ish, and Mark with all this newsy bullshit. It's like six Trump topics on the board.
Yeah, because I seen Mel go to the board, then I seen Mark go to the board, and it's just saying that half of that is his board, and that board right there is newsied out. So look, I- I feel like I'm reading the news ticker right now just looking at you niggas.
Daily news. I was in the Washington- Yo, we cracking on y'all.
Okay. NY1.
New York 1 News. I hate that shit.
I feel like I'm looking at the fucking- That shit be on all too New York 1 shit nigga Yeah Same shit all day And these niggas Yeah I feel like these niggas Is Jersey Journal editors Try to get more Some pound niggas I thought you were trying to show me something I don't want to show you Give me five I was prepping My man Mark is in the building Mark A research guy. Yes, sir.
My man. I'm so glad to be here, man.
Good. Good to have you.
How you got you here? What'd you say? Huh? I didn't hear you. How you got you here? He said, can you stop by? This is what happened.
This is what happened. He said, like, you know, would you be interested? And then I saw y'all reaction on the podcast last couple weeks.
Y'all look so excited to have me here. Then I said, I gotta come right away.
Yeah, gotta hurry. I wasn't excited.
I was like, oh, no. Didn't they look ecstatic? I said, goddamn.
Yeah, the smells. Money is up.
Mark Lamont, he's a man. Happy to have Mark Lamont here, man.
Yeah, we are. Extremely.
Yes. All right.
All right. All right.
Oh. Don't start.
Do not start your shit. Do not start your shit.
That was all I want today. Oh, yeah.
You do not want to fuck with me today. No.
Do not. I'm warning you.
I am warning you. I am warning you.
Wait, who, with me? No joke. Yes.
You want me with me today? I didn't know. No, no, no.
I'm giving you a warning right now. No, that she's saying she's on.
It's just So it's one of your flip days? No, no, no, no. We just have to chill for a second.
Just chill on that narrative shit. He just got here.
Oh, not about him. No, no, no, no.
Nigga, you already checked me this weekend. I did.
You showed me the picture and all that. I didn't.
I volley. I volley.
I don't care. Don't do it.
It's his first day. Word.
Welcome. Not about him.
She know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
But we could pretend to have decor. I'm a chill.
I watch the show. I know y'all niggas ain't got decor.
I'm a chill, man. All right.
Yo, we are reckless. You know what my favorite thing is about these diggas? Like, whenever there's some tension brewing, they wait until the first minute of the show and get it cracking.
I said it. The very first minute of the work day.
I see. Get it cracking.
We been chilling all morning. Y'all been chilling, shaking hands.
But that's how it was back in the days. Y'all.
Y'all, him.

Facts.

We don't all do that.

It's Flipp that does that.

Well, it was him and you the last time it happened.

That's not true.

That was minute one.

But it was him.

But it's still minute one is all I'm saying.

That means for the next nine hours, you just got to sit there. Nah, but we don't do that.

I know y'all want to talk.

You know if I argue with any one of y'all niggas, I'll be laughing five minutes later. You're good at that.
That shit don't. You are good at that, but then you go home and harp.
Is that what I do? Don't laugh with me and harp. I don't harp.
You are the... That's you, nigga.
I know. It's all right, bro.
It's all, man. I don't want those...
Me and you always... Me and you always gang.
Y'all both do the same shit. You and you always gang.
Two sides of the same coin. He harps.
He harps. He harps.
That nigga is the king of the heart. He'll play it all up, too.
He'll laugh. Oh, ha, ha.
Look what he did to me. He squashed it with me.
No, no, no, look. If I didn't work with y'all, I wouldn't harp.
That's the killer. No, no, no.
Tuesday. I got to harp about what y'all did.
Tuesday, he'd be like, yeah, it's over. Three weeks later, dog, that nigga gonna come in.
Yeah, you remember what you said on the 27th? He do that shit. Like, yo, fam, I don't remember that.
His callbacks be on point. That's him.
Yo, I think we have a good show lined up for y'all today. I don't know.
It's possible. Why would? I don't know.
Depending on how Mel slammed the door when I was sitting outside. Yeah, she's wild.
No, I'm chill. I'm.
I'm just chillin'. I like to see it, though.
What? Mel like this. I do.
I love to see it, too. I like to see Mel like this.
But she can't, when a nigga pull out the, uh-uh, she can't get up and walk. She gotta just take it and shoot back.
Rock it. You gotta pull out the rocket launcher for niggas like me.
Oh, I know. Yeah, pull it out.
I know. I'm gonna respect it, because me and you talked, and we had it.
You're my And when you gave me the point, that's our keyword. Yo.
All right. I was with you.
All right. Yo, y'all are amazing.
My man came. Let me see here.
Don't worry. But Mel, can I ask you a question? I forget it.
Oh, man. Don't worry.
I'm coming. Yeah.
He can't help himself. He can't help himself.
Yo, did y'all know Mel was Russian? Russian when? What do you mean Russian? She said that before this pod. I have.
I've never heard her say she's Russian. My mom was Russian and Norwegian.
You said Norwegian. No, I said both.
You'd be ducking the Russian part. I don't.
I can't. I can't avoid it.
Mel be whatever the question is. Y'all know this man.
I'm half turkey. If you check out my Wikipedia, I have always said this.
It's Russian first though, right?

No.

It's not Russian first.

Her father was Russian.

I don't think any nigga in here.

I can't speak for them all.

It's fine.

I know you've never looked at my Wikipedia.

It's fine.

The point is, it was written a very long time ago.

I have always said that.

You have siblings, right?

I do.

How many?

Three?

Well, no. I am my mother's only child.
I'm the youngest of 11 of my father's. Oh, I got you.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, you see why my whole daddy conversation went the way that it did, didn't? Not because he had a bunch of kids.
That daddy was a Patreon episode. This is a main episode.
Okay, okay. Plus, subscribe if you want to.
Has she been on Twitter She's been on Twitter. I saw you on Twitter going off.

She's been on Twitter

attacking niggas about that shit.

Me?

You was going crazy.

I read that shit.

She wasn't attacking.

She was getting attacked.

Yo, yo, yo.

I set you up.

Got you.

Nigga, you don't.

I thought you were at it.

I know she did.

I read it.

I said, don't do it.

Dude, just fall back.

I got this.

You mean the internet got to you? What's that? You mean the internet got to you? Not you. Not you.
I have never, ever. It's a four-five.
Shoot up with me. I have never claimed to be completely immune to the fuck shit that people say to me.
I've never claimed to be completely immune. There are times where I just ignore it.
I don't even look at it. But on this particular day, I saw a couple of stupid ass motherfucking comments that I felt like I have some time.
Got you. Got you.
How do y'all decide when to respond? Because I see, Ish, I don't see you respond. I don't see.
Do you read the comments? Every last. No, I don't.
I hear them say that. My boy don't miss a beat.
My boy don't miss a beat. If I read all the comments, dog, I'll probably be somewhere in Bellevue.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, my bad. I take it back.
I take it back. I forgot about that line.
I take it back. I forgot about that line.
Somebody sent me the comment. Yeah.
You got to guard. We got to start guarding against the I don't read it, but somebody sent me the comments.
But that happens. It happens a lot.
Mel, if you keep it up, I am gonna blast your fucking head over your shoulders. Let me fight with them.
Because if you keep it up, machete to you. It's coming.
Y'all made me think of a whole new... Y'all made me think of a whole new contract clause.
This is one person. This is from...
Well, that's all they did. Corey, that's...
Yo, we can hear you niggas on a microphone, Mr. CNN and E-N-N.
Elizabeth Network News. Elizabeth News! Elizabeth News News! CNN and ENN.
Come on, nigga. I'm sick of these smart niggas.
Y'all forgot where y'all at? You still drop out rules around here, buddy. You fucking edumacated people.
I feel like you should tell that person to stop sending you over time I was about to say that some of that shit is informative he's right no he has it he's right but I feel like some of that shit is informative I feel that he I would curse someone out if they sent me it's criticism that you find informative no it's perspectives it's a bunch of shit no I mean listen they don't stop real question dog they don't stop I'm not lying. He just, he's seen one day worth of shit.

Yeah, I'm a crazy person.

But then, but then you welcome it.

You're welcoming it, right?

You're welcoming messages in a row on the same day.

No, but this person is not criticizing me.

He's showing me the.

But you're welcoming it.

You're reading it.

Yeah, you're welcoming it.

Some of this shit is informed.

But you read them too, right?

Because I see, I see you respond on Twitter.

You can run to fight niggas.

Like, you call niggas out to fight.

Well, I used to.

You used to do it three days ago. No, no, no I used to.
Three days ago. No, no, no.
No, it's not. Don't you dare.
Let them do it. Let them do it.
Then attach my name to it. Let it be long silence.
Let them do it. Okay.

For the rest of this episode,

you better not speak up on that topic.

Okay.

Fine.

Why?

I can't fall off with it, baby.

It's still my sis.

But she know why.

She know why.

Y'all better stop playing me.

She know why.

I know this is fucking crazy. Now.
Do you have anything inspirational for us? I already see how today's about to go. Yo, T.D.
Jakes. You got some T.D.
Jakes in there? I feel like it's going to be a very contentious podcast. A little hymn, maybe, perhaps? Yo, so I really enjoyed my 9 to 5 intro last pod with Dolly Parton, right? Which made me think, I do want to kind of open up the scope of how I start these things.
But then I found out. Oh, I see it.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but I saw the album cover and I know exactly what it is.
you can't look at my screen and then go to the Men in Pussy Pod and do your thing, yo. Your shit is about to start.
You can't look at my screen. Okay, I'm sorry.
That's crazy. But I'm really excited if that's the song you're about to play.
Wait, so then I learned over the weekend they came by to check my blood pressure. Oh.
And boy, is it high. Again? How high is it? I'm too embarrassed to tell you.
Ooh. Honestly.
All the shit y'all share here, you won't share. He wouldn't share it off mic.
That's the same thing Ish just said to me. He wouldn't share it off mic.
You don't feel like there's somewhere that transparent people should draw a line? Dog, do you know the shit I know about you? Yes. That ain't where the line should draw.
You should. But don't you think I should draw a line Somewhere like my My embarrassing healthcare shit I should share anyway It was high enough to spook me It was high enough to spook me You know when you lay in the bed and just stare at the ceiling And think yo you know what I might be checking I think my time is coming Yo I think it's near Like I've Like, I've been, you know, I've been seeing the signs.
I was petrified going to sleep last night, which opened up a whole new playlist for me. Okay.
A new music playlist. Yeah.
I'm starting with my, holy shit, it's almost time. Holy shit.
Holy shit. My blood pressure is,

oh my God.

And I think it's y'all.

Biopelotin, yo.

I think it's y'all

that's driving my shit.

You don't think it has

anything to do with

like the amount of steak

that you consume?

I stopped eating

so much steak.

Okay, all right.

You just down

three days a week.

Do you exercise

and all that?

Not the way I should be.

Me either though.

I'm not shooting at you.

You can shoot at me. Body shame me.
I'm not. That's you.
That's your bag. I'm good.
Fucking stupid ass Drewski. That video was funny.
That's funny, though. It did kind of look like you brought back the footy ball.
You should have had the Spanx one. You know what I mean? Yo, you know what I never learned in my career? My whole career.
Yo. That the basketball student really...
No, man. That really your shit? The football basketball student is your thing? It's the most flattering look for you? Shut up, Parker.
It really wasn't. It's never worked for me.
No, it never really has. I had to stop letting people just tape me.

Anytime somebody tape me,

anytime I don't have

control of the footage,

something bad happens.

Like, we're going

to shoot the shit.

Drewski behind me.

We lost.

He just started taping.

And I don't be going

to niggas' pages,

so I don't be knowing

just how popular

people are.

I just know

Drewski's killing shit.

Then I went to his page. He got like nine million followers million followers.
So if you post something that's not so flattering, I got body shamed all weekend. When you put the jersey on, did they give you different size options? Was large available? No, it was too extra large.
You could have worn AI.

You could have worn AI with the fit.

Yeah.

They only did one because it had his name on the back.

So they have him in all sizes with the button on the back.

But they also do have male compression garments.

I also don't mind my little winter, fall pouch

until somebody with 9, 10 million followers post your ugly ass turtle looking body on a popular ass page.

But it's fine.

It didn't change my self-worth.

It didn't change how I view myself.

I'm not doing this with y'all.

Y'all.

No, I didn't.

No, I didn't.

I hate y'all. I bet you get a treadmill or something soon.
I bet you that. Oh, no, I didn't.
No, I didn't. I hate y'all.

I bet you get a treadmill or something soon.

I bet you that.

Oh, no, I'm a starman.

All right.

All right.

Yo, hold your mouth! Hold your mouth! Mic check, mic check! There you go! I've been roaming around, always looking down at all I see Yeah, man! I told you it was a target! In his face, in the places I can't reach. Nah, this is how I'm feeling with my high blood pressure, man.

Mic check, one, two, one, two, mic check, one, two, one, two.

Shout out to whoever you might be listening from.

Always for the ladies, always for the ladies, always for the ladies.

Hey. Ladies always for ladies always for the ladies

You know you gotta notice you know white whisperer Portugal I sat for you don't notice for real Waking up out there, waking up out there Out in the door

Hey

It's more of my error This is done Yeah Yeah What the fuck they doing Let's go It's bigger It you, and you are not me.

The things that I will go to, the distance in your eyes.

Daisy age bullshit.

Ah, that's a Daisy age.

Shout out to all the South Crews out there, wherever you might be listening from.

Jersey City, what the fuck is good?'s me in the car that's me in the spot like fools in my religion yeah yeah wake it up I never heard I heard a different version. No, you're not.

You heard Jay-Z sing this one. I'm watching heaven's set out.
You and a girl out there. You and a girl out there.
I thought that I heard you sing. I thought that I heard you sing.
I think I thought I saw you try Oh, come on, man. Come on.
Yo, my white boy playlist of put niggas in. I'm telling you, man.
My white boy playlist. Alright, man.
We gonna start. We gonna start.
We gonna start. I ain't gonna drag this out.

Came a long way from Jeezy.

I just wanna hear a little more.

Just wanna hear a little more.

Yeah nah, they pissed me off with that Jeezy shit. They pissed me off.

He's still alive.

Still alive.

Alright, who's ready to rock? Who's ready to rock? Who's ready to rock? Yeah. You all right, girl? You just turned white.
You good? You all right? You all right? Look at those. You just...
She got bad. Let it be in her bag.
Let it be in a bag. Oh, yeah.
Karen.

All right, after this chorus, we going.

After this chorus, we going.

Everybody to call.

I thought that I heard you laughing.

I thought that I heard you sing.

I think I thought I saw you try Alright Alright Alright Alright Oh man Oh man Oh man See that feels good to my soul It's good That feels good to my soul It's on your. It's good.
That feels good to my soul. Serve your soul today, man.

No, that was nice.

That was nice.

Mm.

Look at y'all.

It wasn't what I expected.

Yeah.

That's my shit, so.

Hey, fuck y'all.

I love you somebody, but she started with Closer.

No Joe Biden.

On the Men of Pussy Pod, you can start with any song you want to start with. I'm going to run.
I'm not for bad news. This one over here, I'm going to...
I'm going to hot and bothered. Yeah.
Yeah, all of them. Either one.
Oh. Oh, let me get these drops out of the way.
Oh, fuck. You're icing.ish.
All right. Flip and Mel and Mark.
Mark, Mark, Mark. All right, what episode is this? 769.
Welcome to episode 769 of the Joe Budden Podcast, brought to you by Fueled by Powered by Price Picks. I'm your humble, grateful, I don't forgot this shit.
I'm your humble, grateful, gracious, highly favored host. Man, what have I been doing? I'm telling you, shit is fucked up out there.
My weekend was nuts. You had a little too much fun at the party.
Yeah, yeah, man, but we'll get to that. I'm Joe Budden here with a few really amazing people to my right.
The amazing Melissa Ford is in the building. Who the who?

Or fuck you, depending on how she's feeling.

Next there, Queens Flip. You know the vibes.
You know the vibes.

Holy shit.

I fuck with

A. Hey, fuck with me.

Next to Flip is

Antoine.

This is his fourth year

party.

That's still his intro. It's Antoine.
This is his fourth year party. That's still his intro.

It's Antoine.

Thanks.

Hi Antoine.

Good day sir.

Take your fucking birth control

birth control pill.

You need something.

I'm going to leave them here for you.

You've been leaving them here.

I've been trying to figure out whose birth control thing this is That they keep leaving here With the pills and the days So you don't forget Oh you got the old lady shit Yeah You need him No I do need him I'm telling you See and that's why I won't tell you Because you'll throw my health in my face That's exactly why Like below the belt Yo are you serious I think it's below the belt die and he's fronting yo how about we don't want anybody there's some burdock root in there all that shit is in here for you I appreciate that alright be silly go ahead I'm not being silly keep leaving him here keep leaving leaving them here. Take it, you're hooked on that Burdock group.
All right, next to Isha, first day at the fucking asylum. Oh, Mark Lamar.
Hey! Welcome, welcome, welcome. Oh, man, these niggas is having their fucking jeans and hoodie verses on the couch.
Oh, shit. Them type of niggas, this is their little uniform.
Them type of niggas. The cool, one of the professional-ass niggas.
Yeah, the fuck out of here. You know them type of niggas.
Look at the couch. Look at those little Spider-Man music.
That's the attire. The smart niggas that got a little hood in them.
Nigga, get the fuck out of here, man. And Elmira's finest.
Parks is in the building. Which problem? Poe's here.
Corey's here, Erickson is here Tanner Savon is here, remotely last but certainly not least, each and every one of you guys are here, how's everybody doing how's everybody feeling, what's poppin', what's poppin', what's poppin' talk to me it was fantastic what's up man, we good Parks, how was your birthday? it was absolutely amazing a time, a time, you enjoyed yourself. It was absolutely your vibe.
Listen, let me tell you something. I heard it was a fucking slice.
It was your vibe, for sure. And I know that I would have wanted to stay there really late.
I had to work the next day, and I would have been no good. That's the only reason I did that.
How drunk did you get? I wasn't that drunk. I'm a host.
I can't be that drunk. I can't be that drunk.
That's true. That's true.
But I did smoke a fair amount of marijuana and maybe a couple of mushroom nipples. Don't do drugs out there, kids.
But I had a blast. And I definitely would have wanted to partake in all of that.
Yo, nobody asked why you didn't come. Like, why you keep saying, why you keep saying, oh, I had to work and I would have wanted to stay?

Nobody was requesting your presence.

Shut up.

I had some of the most fun at Parks Kickback that I probably had all year long.

I'm not going to lie to you.

Man.

We just laughed for six, eight hours straight.

Everything and everybody in there was hilarious.

Yeah.

Everything was hilarious. That would have been the podcast of the year, honestly.
Deadass. Deadass.
What a time. I want to shout out Parks and his lovely wife, Rem, for being amazing hosts.
They do know how to throw a kickback. The food was delicious.
Both friend groups amazing. Got along.

What else?

And just the conversations in there.

We uncovered a lot.

We did.

We uncovered a lot.

The raisins may or may not have been a racist.

The California raisins.

Yeah.

That set the night off.

It really did.

That's where it started.

Hmm.

The California raisins.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

That was racist. I'm trying to see the angle.
It was a little. It was, you know blackface blackface-ish caricature-ish the aunt your mama it looked real bad as an adult we pulled it up they was cooning the California raisins the white gloves the grapes had gloves on? Yes.
Yeah.

Yeah.

It looks really bad.

Were they supposed to be the four tops?

Was that who they were

kind of like mimicking

themselves after?

Yeah, I heard that one

before too.

Okay, yeah.

Nah.

It looks bad.

Yeah, in hindsight.

It looks really, really,

really, really, really bad.

You gotta be pretty high

to come up with that though.

Word, I ain't gonna lie.

I'm sitting here,

the commercial was 30 years ago,

but I'm sitting here

Thank you. bad.
Yeah, in hindsight. It looks really, really, really, really, really bad.
You gotta be pretty high to come up with that, though. Word, I ain't gonna lie.

I'm sitting here,

the commercial was 30 years ago, but I'm sitting here like...

Yeah. Shout out to my man Zeke, man.

He thinks different.

Yeah, no, he's a trip. Shout out to Zeke.

He'd be the greatest pirate in the world if he wasn't too busy

farming and trying to save the world.

No, Park's friends is funny.

Like, dark. My type of humor.

My type of dark, twisted, holy shit, he just said that type of humor. Then I got to learn about some of my friends.
Oh, that's true. Like, again, I learned that I don't really know much about my friends.
I like it that way, too. But sometimes, like, Vern was there.
I learned that Vern was drafted by the Mets. Facts.
I know that. Why did everybody know that Vern was drafted by the Mets except for me?

And then they all had the nerve to look at me as if I should have known this fact about Vern.

I'm like, yeah, that's exactly what I thought,

watching him run around and punch people in the face for over 10 years. I was like, yo, you know what? You might got a nice arm.
This guy comes from a really professional background. This guy could have been drafted somewhere before.
So now for the rest of the night, I'm doing the Vern doc in my head because now he moves up the list. He has the best doc.
He has a great doc. And the baseball game was all appropriate.
He went from pitching for the Mets to the people he met from pitching. He once had a promising future till he tore out his fucking shoulder blade and had to turn to the streets.
Yo, it was a movie. It was a movie, Vern being drafted by the Mets.
That blew me away. What a snapple fact to learn at the kickback.
Y'all know me away right now. Oh, okay, y'all know about Vern.
Shout out to Vern. I didn't know about that shit.
I'm just listening. And shout out to the Mets.
Congratulations to the New York Liberty. Congratulations to the New York Liberty.
Gotta love when some bad calls go your way. I'm still mad.
Yeah. I'm from New York.
Like, originally, so I'm not going to argue this. But.
It was trash. That was a really bad call.
Yeah, trash. And to take it a step further, I think she traveled.
I think that was a walk. It was the worst five minutes.
They called an end one. It was the worst five minutes of officiating I've ever seen.
That whole overtime. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think that Link's coach had every right to black out. I respect that.
Like, I don't want to be gracious after I lose. Move your mic up.
I don't want to be gracious after I lose. I don't want to talk.
I want to talk shit. Fuck the rest.
Fuck the team. If you lose in a fucked up way.
That's what I'm talking about. If you lose in a fucked up way on some bullshit, but if you just lose for your square, you look like the unsportsmanlike asshole.
Yeah, exactly. I ain't see it.
It was egregious. It was egregious.
It was bad.

But congratulations to the New York League.

Pulled out a tough game. They won.

They won. First championship

ever. I hate when New York wins.

Anything. Oh, sorry.
You're Philly.

I forgot. I fucking hate when New York

wins. Because y'all

obnoxious, disgusting

winners. Yeah, you're from Philly.
Right? We are different. How are you guys different? We're respectful.
Y'all got a precinct in the stadium. They got rid of the precinct.
They got rid of the precinct like 10 years. Y'all always bring over the batteries.
We do. Niggas always bring over the precinct.
Did any other stadium have a precinct? Yeah, they got a few. Oh, okay, all right.
But we were the first. We were like the...
The staple. Yeah.
If you'll get your ass whipped in, if you come in here on some rah-rah, yo. Because people were coming in disrespectful, wearing other teams' jerseys.
That's disrespectful. What's that sportsman like? In Philadelphia? You're giving me my voice.
I keep saying Philadelphia. That's a Knicks building to me.
Exactly. Yeah, nigga, we came up there and tore that shit up last year, right? Yeah, and then y'all had to give away tickets to get y'all to come.
And reduce the price. Not quite.
That's not what happened. New York people come and buy a ball of tickets.
And now y'all are going to be a Jersey team soon. That's true.
You know what I mean? We're going to play in New Jersey. And be a Jersey team.
I mean, practice in New Jersey, maybe. But we're going to try and keep that stadium in Philadelphia.
It's going to be like the Giants are playing East Rutherford, right? Same shit. I ain't seen the Giants game.
I don't know where they play. You think I'm watching the Giants game? You shit me? Because they got their ass whooped by the Eagles this weekend.
Listen, we are trying to congratulate the New York Liberty. Shout out to them.
Shout out to women's basketball. There we go.
Shout out to women's basketball. Oh, here you go.
Yeah, come around. Is that a narrative? I'm just saying, look, they are opting out of their collective bargaining agreement now.
They want more. Immediately.
They're like, we want more money. That's just where I was about to go.
That's genius to me. I love that.
They deserve more. Women's Basketball deserve more.
Based on what? Based on the fact that it's growing as a sport and the NBA as a template did the same thing. I already kicked you out my corner office.

As soon as you said

it's growing like a sport,

I closed slam.

You don't think

it's growing as a sport?

How many WNBA championships

we celebrated on this show

before, right?

Nobody cared before.

Every year,

more people cared.

Liberty did.

No, I cared when

Vegas was born.

Last year.

I cared when Vegas was born.

Last year we did.

Fair enough.

But even that speaks to it.

And South Carolina,

college South Carolina

played a big part in that.

I'm not here to argue that part.

What I'm saying is

Thank you. Last year we did.
Fair enough. But even that speaks to it.
And South Carolina, college South Carolina played a big part in that. I'm not here to argue that part.
What I'm saying is they've been running a business that has been reporting losses. True.
So now with the first sign of growth, y'all come in the corner office and say, pay us or lockout. Cool.
What about the money that we lost? I think even this year they are reporting $40 million in losses. The NBA was losing money all through the 70s.
They kept dumping money into it. They kept dumping money into it.
The NBA was losing money when Magic and Bird got drafted. They kept dumping money into it.
Until Magic— It was also paying them in crack. Niggas was plumbers in the offseason.
And putting them on the Greyhound, making them walk to the next venue. But that's what's happening in WNBA.
Yeah. It's the same thing.
So follow the same model. Keep dumping money in.
I'm not saying give everybody $20 million contracts. I'm saying keep dumping money into the league.
They deserve more money than they get. Yeah, at least give them contracts where they can pay their fucking rent.
Y'all are not, not y'all. I'm just saying in our hypothetical because I don't want to talk about their process.
I'm rooting for them to get paid. But somebody has to get on the other side of this.
I think that... Y'all can't come in the first three seconds that we go in to speak to people to get our money back and say, hey, we need more.
You're cut. I just don't get that.
Even in the league, which most of the owners are the same, they fucking waited until all of the big money was infused in each generation. And now we've seen it big time with the China money and the TV rights money and so forth and so on.
And now the contracts are just ridiculous. The WNBA, you have to go through your...
You gotta go through your... Grand Pains.
Yeah, sorry. This is...
I'm just saying, this is the turn. What's the turn? And you know...
Caitlin Clark? Yeah, the white girl. Yes, Caitlin motherfucking Clark.
That they was mistreating So we gonna talk about You crap You caping already bro They did mistreat Caitlin Clark They didn't mistreat Caitlin Clark They did mistreat Caitlin Clark Who's they Alright Mark I'm not even being funny I love Caitlin Clark But I ain't saying Get mistreated If anything I thought Angel Reese got mistreated Yo Mark Alright Alright Alright She's the great Hey. All right.
Seriously? All right. All right.
She's the great. Hey, yo, this is going to be interesting.
Let's go. I got to hear this shit.
How did Caitlin Clark get mistreated? What? How did y'all Mickelmagnesia princess get mistreated? Oh, shit. I'm standing up just minding my business, and somebody just come knock me on the ground.
They was fucking up. Every game.
Michael Jordan, the same shit happened to him. And he got mistreated.
And when we rehashed Michael Jordan, we said, yo, LeBron could never play in this generation because they was whooping Michael Jordan's ass and mistreating him. Slamming him out the air all the time.
That's mistreatment, buddy. I don't think so.
I think this is a hard foul. I think rookies should get hard foul.
I think any rookies should get a hard foul. A hard foul all season long.
For nothing. I'm not even going to the cup.
Just off the strength that you popular, Mark, that is mistreatment. One.
Two, when the legends of the game, i.e. Cheryl Swoops and some of the rest of them that have been just having her under a microscope, kicking her back in, that is also mistreatment.
The white girl ain't said a word. All she did was keep getting better.
All of that talk that she had to endure just by not being selected to the Olympic team. Like, she don't be asking for none of this stuff.
No, she don't. It's all mistreatment.
And look, and I'm still. And she ain't doing nothing but getting everybody paid.
So now we got one now. We're going to have another one coming in a few years when homegirl come.
Juju. When Juju come.
Like, they coming. And that's the magic of her.
Let them, yeah, let them come first before the rest of y'all just run in here and start demanding the cut. Now, I do want everybody to get paid.
And I do want you to talk about that jersey that Angel Reese had on at the game. What jersey? A little split jersey? Oh, we got him.
No, I watched it. She's black.
She's black, bro. Split jersey, yeah.
Yeah. It's a thing with him, but I want him to do it for all women.
Caitlyn Clark included. Don't just do it for the black women.
I love Caitlyn Clark. He called her the Milk of Magnesia princess.
Yeah. What the fuck is you talking about? I'm talking about black men in general.
Uh-huh. I've never seen so many people cape for women's basketball.
Because she's getting... But that's what makes it genuine.

But I'm saying, we ain't got protected that much.

Let her play hard like everybody else.

Let her take an L like everybody else.

Nobody was crying for Michael Jordan.

Nobody was crying for LeBron.

I'm saying, did she get hard, foul hard?

Yeah.

And people do cry for LeBron.

They want to cry for Mike.

They cry for LeBron.

That's true.

I want to get back to the winners.

Let's get mixed to the winners.

Again.

The jersey.

Half Liberty, half Lynx.

Oh, I respect that.

If neither team is mine and I'm in the finals, you can't sport.

You can't wear a team.

You can just wear it out.

You can either don't wear nothing.

Wear my Sky jersey. Or wear both, which is like saying I'm just supporting the sport.
What's wrong with that? Yeah, the Justice League put that cape together, right? He got it from Thor. Betty Ross sold your shit.
How was that cape? I'm saying. Betty Ross.
Personally, I wear no jerseys. She got that shit from the Panda version of Lids.
Like, hey, I want to appeal to everybody. I know it's cameras here.
This is the most fucking attention that we're going to get. So let me put on a jersey for them and a jersey for them.
She's 22, so I'm letting it slide. Yes, please do.
There's a string of just... What's she supposed to wear, though? That's what I don't understand.
Anything else. Clothes.
Oh, you said don't wear nobody's jersey. Get dressed and go to the game.
I agree with that. I wouldn't wear no, neither team.
Personally, the competitor in me is like, if I got to beat one of these teams next year, and both of them in the finals, and I'm not, I don't want to rock neither of these. That's what I'm saying.
But I'm shutting up. I'm shutting up.
I guess she was showing solidarity. I'm not nobody's stylish, and that's not nobody.
Supporting the team. I don't even think they were showing the team.
I think it's solidarity with every single woman in the league.

That's what I meant.

It's like the greater good of the situation is to show support for all of your fellow teammates.

I agree.

And even your competitors.

So that's what I see.

I agree.

If you're going to wear one, you got to wear the split.

Right.

Because you're supporting the sport.

But I wouldn't do either as a competitor.

I agree with that.

You do that by showing up, though.

I agree with Corey.

You just show up and support. Yeah.
Whatever you do, don't agree with these three. Please, this broadcast.
I'm down with you. No, no, for real.
Nigga, you put four fingers up, so it's like somebody. Isn't that powerful? Oh, and shout out to our brother Ice here with us.
Freeze. I just love you, Corey.
Yeah, we love you, Freeze. Congratulations to Liberty.
That white girl, Sabrina, was out there like she didn't go fucking one for 31. She was heaving them shit, too.
I'm so mad that the Knicks didn't get one when John Starks did that. Fucking OJ.
But anyway. If I'm Sabrina, I carry this organization on my back the last couple years.
I don't care if I shot. I couldn't hit the ocean with a rock.
Nigga, I'm running around

going crazy just like her. Also,

some of y'all kicked my

back in with

my commentary about

the Liberty's win in

the last series. Y'all kicked my

back in. I just want to point out to y'all

specifically that them fourth

quarter lineups in the finals

looked very different from them fourth quarter lineups in the last series. That's all I'm going to say to you.
That's all I'm going to say. It ain't important.
But them black girls that was on the bench, they wasn't so much on the bench no more. What the fuck are y'all talking about? Man, it was making plays.
Yeah. Killing.
Killing. That last series shouldn't have been that rough.
They put some people out there. But I don't want to, hey, it's my first few years paying attention to this shit.
So I don't want to bring in the racism with me. I don't want to do that.
Shout out to the Yankees. Shout out to the Yankees.
And then we're moving on. But shout out to the Yankees.
We are in the World Series. The game was on at Park's house.
Yeah. We crowded around the TV with Juan Soto at the bat.

He kept throwing him.

Kept putting bat on ball.

Bop!

Bop!

Another one.

Bop!

I said, uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

Keep playing.

Uh-oh.

It's happening already.

It's too late.

I'm getting your time in.

It's happening.

I'm waiting for the pitch I like, and I'm going to give you 100 fouls, and you're going to get tired, and I'm going to send this shit out. Bow! Oh, my God.
He's 25 years old. He's 25 years old.
Filthy. He's about to get pay-pay-pay.
Filthy. He deserves it.
Yeah. Oh, my Lord, man.
I keep fucking with my dad saying he's going to be a Met, but I don't think the Yanke Yankees are gonna walk out. It's gonna be a monster series, too.
Go Dodgers. Yo, and that's my point.
And that's my point. What's up with you, man? Yo.
Nigga, I wouldn't care if they was playing the Klan All-Stars. I'm telling you right now, I'm not the only one for the fucking Yankees.
Damn. Alright, man.
So is it gonna be the Dodgers and the Yankees? It is. Yeah.
Okay. That's great for baseball.
But this is my thing, just to come full circle here. Like, we started with the Liberty and the bad call.
Like, the theme here is it's just too much money in sports. It's money.
Like, we're going to see who we want to see there. Unless you blow them by 40.
You have to win, undoubtedly, like, blow you out the gym. But any chance that the referees can make calls or sway the game to where the big markets that are going to generate revenue for the sport are going to play, that's what's happening.
Yeah. Listen, that World Series is about to generate Lord who knows what.
Billions. Billions.
It's about to look like an all-star game saw the lowest tickets already are at like $1,000 or something.

Wow.

Bro.

No.

Buy a cultural game? Because I'm trying to buy tickets for my dad.

All the tickets are sold out, and now you got to hit the secondary market.

Yeah.

And that $1,000 number.

That's not going to be there for long.

It ain't there now.

It probably ain't there right now.

It's not there now.

I was looking at $7,000.

And you upstairs with that.

Holy shit.

And behind the plate was $14,000 and $15,000. And you upstairs with that.
You might be upstairs. And behind the plate was

$14,000 and $15,000.

For one. Wow.

Bi-coastal

LA versus New York. I gotta send my dad

to that word series. It's gonna go crazy.

It's gonna go crazy. Your dad is a Yankees fan?

A Yankee fiend. Yeah.
Mr. Yankee.

Get him early games though.

Don't buy no games six, game seven.

It's not gonna last that long. I'm just saying I don't wanna to be disappointed.
Get him a game one, game two. Something like that.
You know what I mean? You follow baseball? I do. And you believe this? I do.
You want to bet? No. I'm halfway talking shit because I'm trying to wish it into existence.
Here we go. I ain't going to lie.
Here we go. The truth come out.
Yeah, I'm wishing that into existence. I want y'all to lose in five.
Gentlemen, sweet. All right.
I have the Yankees winning. And how many? Six? If it goes, that'll be the most.
Yeah. I think the Dodgers have a better lineup, but I think the Yankees can certainly win.
Y'all don't have pitching. That's what I'm saying.
Y'all don't have pitching. Yeah.
We have better pitching, y'all, for sure. We got a few things.
And when you play in New York, it's like playing in somebody's backyard. Home runs just come like a little ass stadium.
Yeah, it does. And I don't know if Shotani shows up in New York with all the different places that you can place wages.
Like, Shotani, he might even miss the game. He might be on Dykeman at the spot with Poppy.
No, with Shorty. Yeah, with Shorty.
Throw two of them on him? Yeah, no, for sure. All right, so what do y'all want to get to? What do y'all want to get to? And wait, before we get to it, my last thing on that players threatening a lockout thing with the WNBA.
I forgot to say, when I went to Indianapolis, or when we went to Indianapolis and spoke to who I'll call a source,

they was like, yeah, we had to move the venue of the game when the fever came to town.

And when the fever left, we right back to the Army armories that we've been playing in.

So, like, let's wait until that gets a little more common,

is all I'm saying, before we get to that.

They definitely just announced the ratings for the WNBA finals.

Great.

Let me get the round of applause.

Best ever, right?

Huh?

Best ever.

It was the best ratings ever.

Had to be.

Yeah, for sure.

Yeah, it was.

It was.

Yeah, I want to find you those.

The applause is enough.

Here we go.

Game one, 1.1 million.

Game two, 1.35 million.

Game three, 1.4 million.

Game four, 1.7 million.

Game five, 2.1 million viewers.

Oh, dang.

That's amazing.

Without Caitlyn. Without Caitlyn.

Without Caitlyn.

With no Caitlyn.

Yo, and this is the tee-hee-hee.

As you would say,

that Milk would have had them ratings

about five, six, seven million.

That Milk.

That Milk.

Deadass.

Six, seven million.

Yeah.

And if she would have started showing off,

because she's nice,

she would have started showing off out there and doing some other shit, they'd have went through even higher. I think she on their ass next season again.
Yeah. And if she would have started showing off, because she's nice.
She would have started showing off out there and doing some other shit. Yeah.
They'd have went through even higher. Yeah, I think she on the ass next season again.
Yeah. Right back on the ass.
I agree. All right, let's talk about this.
Hold on. Came in here.
You sat down regular. You know, I see a bandage on your hand.
You have yet to address that. You have yet to.
Somebody jumped on your ass again? Yeah, like, you have yet to tell me what's going on. I asked you outside.
You see, you want to tell me inside? And I'm worried about you. I was concerned too.
Yeah, nigga, like, would you jerk off the wrong way, nigga? Somebody jumped on your ass again? You beat off the wrong way? I love you. I was concerned again.
I was going to ask. Hey, I can't...
Yo, what's up, man? I asked the question. You ignored him.
Nobody jumped him. You didn't jerk off the wrong way.
Because the last time I had this thing on It was a story attached and I got jumped on So now y'all see it And think I got jumped on again You would have heard in the streets If I got jumped on You would have heard Somehow I'd have called you for help I'd have called you for help What's going on Joe? Well Friday I came into work Friday I came into work And everything was fine And I went home and everything was fine Also I don't think I went out Friday night Right so everything was everything was fine. Then Saturday came.
You didn't have it on Saturday. I didn't have this on Saturday.
But it was hurting. But by the time I picked my son up on Saturday, I was in some pain in my left wrist.
Welcome to that mid-40s. Left wrist.
Welcome to the mid-40s. That shit come out of nowhere.
Get injured getting off the couch. And as the day continued, yeah, that's really what I want to talk about, what y'all are talking about.
It's a real thing. That's a real thing? Yo, so Saturday comes, I go pick up my son, and the pain gets increasingly worse as the day goes on.
Is it radiating? But I don't tell nobody. Because I'm a man.
I'm a man. That's true.
I want to even talk about that part for a second. I was in a lot of pain.
And men are real just stupid. Agreed.
We got something in us that's just universally stupid. I didn't tell nobody I love or that loves me.
Somehow I thought if I just man this out, it's going to go away. It'll go away.
Toxic. And then I went to Park's house and had a slice.
I had a blast. Oh, my God.
Most fun I've had probably all year. Left there and couldn't take my dirty ass straight home.
I had to just make a quick little run. I mean, I'm already over here.
So I hit the spot for about 10 to 15 minutes. You are for that.
But even in there, I now could no longer even hold my phone with my left wrist. Oh, shit.

I couldn't smoke with my left wrist.

Now I'm kneeling down and smoking like a crackhead.

And when a lady would make a certain gesture around me,

like if she even hit my hand, touched my hand, anything, massive pain.

And then that continued into Sunday, and it kept getting worse, and then I finally caved and told my girl. I was like, y'all, I miss you.
That's her. That's my research? Wait, you said I miss you? Yeah, I really love you.
Niggas are such bitches when they down, when they got some ailments. Yeah, yeah.
I was missing her and shit. Like, where are you to take care of me? Take care of me, yeah.
Take care of me.

So it wasn't until Monday when Ian and Keeb got to me that I decided to finally put this wrist to this wrist.

Long story less long and notice that this shit was swollen.

And you know, for the life of me, I couldn't figure out where this came from or what happened.

I thought my son might have jumped on me in my sleep or just anything. And then they said, yeah, that commercial you shot.
Oh, shit. Which was Thursday.
The one with the jersey? But I was, yes. It was squeezing you that time.
At least you'll squeeze your hand through the... At least a nigga tell a story, man.
What's wrong with you, Mark? Nah, fuck the nigga. I'm good at you all.
Were you actually playing basketball? No, no. You're trying to get it out.
Yo, Mark. Hey, yo.
If you trying to tap glass and hit your head on the backboard... The nigga talking about some serious shit, y'all niggas is laughing.
I'm canceling you. This is why we don't talk about it all the time.
This is why I won't tell my fuck person. It be the smart hook niggas that laugh at the wrong time.
Look, look. He's crying.
That nigga gonna make a layup. It's your wrist on the back, boy.
You said you got hops. Let me hear my man's story, y'all.
I feel bad for my man. Get it, bro.
That's good for you. Soon that commercial was Drewski, nigga, and I flipped.
But I was totally fine when I left, so I would have never thought about the commercial. But that's how old I am, too, that I don't even know where shit is.
I don't know nothing. But that commercial, I ain't been on a basketball court in ages, like years, one.
Two, like on a basketball court, I ain't out there just shooting. Like, I like to be down low, getting dirty elbows, jumping around, doing fucking bruiser type shit.
This commercial I was shooting like from the three-point line. Like they had the racks.
Oh, shit. Yo, this nigga Briscoe's always a huge shot.
You were actually trying to make the basket? No, the point was to not make it. So you're shooting in repetition this eight-pound ball for eight and nine hours straight.
And... It was an eight-pound ball.
Eight-pound ball. Ain't it a regulation ball there? No.
They're like... A pound and a half, two pounds? They're not even that.
Maybe not even that. Y'all are wrong.
There you go. Eight pounds.
That is a medicine ball. We could both be wrong.
That's like in the gym. We could both be wrong.
Yo, what's up with you, bro? We could both be wrong. A basketball is like a pound.
No, it's not. It's not even a pound.
Her brother found out. It ain't eight pounds.
Eight pounds is like exercise ball. Eight pounds is a medicine ball.
Then I'm wrong. 22 ounces.
Thank you. How many pounds is that? Two pounds.
That's a pound and a half. 16 ounces is a pound.
16 ounces is a pound. All right, so I'm dumb.
A pound and a quarter. I should have referred to my brothers.
But anyway, I shot that. Man, more than I ever shoot in a fucking game.
Stupid ass wrist. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
And I broke some shit. I feel so less black.
Like, I'm feeling less black. Where does the less black part come in? Because he ain't an athlete.
Because how do you break or tear something from shooting a ball as a black person? Well, how often are you doing this motion in your regular life? I'm never doing it. I'm never working that muscle, which is why I'm all fucked up.
That's how Isaiah Thomas permanently fractured his wrist,

shooting too many jump shots

over the summer.

So if you feel like he did it too,

the same thing about Isaiah Thomas.

Just trying to help.

I love that.

Make you feel better.

I'm not sure my contract is signed.

I'm making you feel better, y'all.

So I injured myself

by shooting a basketball in a commercial. Oh, and now I remember why I didn't go nowhere Friday night, too.
Because we left work. It was nice weather out.
I'm sick of all this nice weather shit. It's 80 degrees in October.
Let it come for Halloween when the chicks get dressed. But after that, I'm ready for some gloom and some rain.
But anyway, Friday night, hot weather, what do I do? Take my hot ass out,

hop in my new little,

you know what I mean, and drive up

the street.

All of

90 second drive.

And parked.

And I got out

and just was around

people

that hang out on a Friday night. I was looking around in there.
I was like, yo, what are you doing? Do you feel like hot stuff getting out of your Ferrari? That's what I'm saying, yo. I felt like the biggest loser.
Like, what are you doing here? You look stupid. I made a U-turn, parked in the front.
Backwards? Hopped out, looking like I was supposed to perform at the garden. Walked in, jewelry on.
People just there having a good time, like just broke. Like, look at him, looking dumb in the face.
Look at him looking stupid as hell in a Ferrari. Niggas, Beretta night.

Man, I ordered me a little juice.

Took my stupid ass back in the house and just sucked.

And that's it.

I stayed home.

So you injured your wrist by shooting the ball.

And driving a Ferrari.

Damn, dog.

I mean, next time, nigga, you know, think about your mans when you're shooting a commercial. Maybe I could have been there and helped your wrist.
Pause. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
No yo nothing. That's a big question.
That was egregious. I don't give a fuck.
I can't say nothing. Please, sir.
Yeah, yeah. I shake the cup.
Actually, though. I'm going to leave my own shit with them anyway, so I shake the cup, nigga.
But I like where your thought process is right now. Do you think that you're advertiser friendly? I am.
Okay. I think they think so.
I think the other company thinks so. I can't say.
They think so. They reached out.
Do you? Yeah. Do you? You're just my man, and I respect you, so I ain't jump on it.
I hit you. Yeah.
Stop playing. Wait, I'm stopping you from taking an ad? You're not stopping me, but I think that it'll be counterproductive.
Conflict of interest? I think it'll be a conflict of interest if the competitor is doing it, and I think they're trying to just do something funny. Why are you sending me an email? I'm not that.
Okay, well be clear. If there's one thing that there will never be, it's a conflict of interest.
The second that exists, it won't exist. I can assure you.
Yeah, man. It's all with me, right? Right.
So you won't try to match it. Match it? What? My interest will never be in conflict.
What? And not with a person out there. No, no, no, no.
You might think I like you guys. You're about to ask Mel that she thinks she's advertiser friendly.
And I think she is. Were you going to ask that? I was going to ask Mel if she thought you were advertiser friendly.

Oh, damn. But do you think you're advertiser friendly?

Yes.

Ish? Do I think so?

That you are.

So-so. I got some work to do.

Mark? Nope. For real?

Too controversial.

It's honest.

They learned him.

You learned your lesson, nigga, right? Yeah, Jack.

All that shit, you got five. Now you're admit shit.
You was trying to stand on shit. Mr.
Trump saying, now I'm going to flip. Oh, no.
Now I'm going to flip. Fuck you.
I have fallen. Bart? I could probably advertise something.
Got it. Techniques.

Nice whiskey.

Pro tools.

Yeah, nice whiskey.

I see you.

That's funny, though, that you know that.

That's fine.

That you know that you're controversial.

It is true.

It is true.

It makes life easy if you know that.

Yeah.

Just stay out of trouble.

That makes sense.

Kendrick and SZA.

SZA interviewed Kendrick.

Harper's Bazaar, I believe.

Yeah.

I think it was the first time they said there was a male alone on a cover in however many years.

Really?

Yeah.

Wow.

And they let SZA do the interview.

Harper's Bazaar.

Yeah.

That's big.

That's major.

That's dope.

Well, everything he does is going to be big, Paul. That's big, though.
Yeah. Okay.
Okay. Well, I've got some quotes if you guys would like me to...
Well, break out the readers. Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Break out the readers, girl. You got the Jet Blue glasses.
That's the Jet Blue pack, too. I'm going to buy you some glasses.
I'm going to get you some. You know what? We're going to...
Mark, do you you like my glasses? I do. Thank you.
Okay. But hey.
I got you. Please do.
Okay. 1.75.
Flip like them too. Hold up for a second.
Hey, flip. Hey, flip.
What? What the fuck was that? What the fuck was that? Mark, stop. Hey, what was that? Mark, pull the mic closer because I want to talk shit to you.
Stop. Mark, please, please.
I've been around. Please.
Hey, Mel, do you like my glasses? Because I've heard all y'all's opinions about my glasses. I'm the new person.
I wanted to get... I want to get...
Nigga. She...
Stop. Dog.
She don't play. I'm sorry.
Ahem. Ahem.
Okay. During their candid conversation...
Now I know what y'all mean. During their candid conversation, Kendrick reflected on his personal growth, stating, the power of honesty and being honest with myself, learning that vulnerability is not a weakness.
Joe, take notes. He shared how difficult it was to...
Wait, you think I think vulnerability is a weakness? Your wrist is a perfect example of that shit right now. You do not think that about me.
Your wrist is literally

an example of that.

I will not sit to myself right now.

Your wrist is literally

an example of that right now.

Because I don't want people

to know, wait,

what's my wrist?

Vulnerability.

You're vulnerable.

There we go.

And you didn't tell anybody

until it got to be

excruciating pain.

Oh, that's cut.

But I digress.

He shared how difficult it was

to shed the emotional restraints

instilled in him

during childhood,

explaining,

my pops,

He was to shed the emotional restraints instilled in him during childhood, explaining, My pops, he was tough. He never showed no weakness.
He never showed any emotion that could garner a one-up from the person sitting across from him. And when asked about his recent emotional experiences, Kendrick admitted, Now, yeah, I have to, confirming that he has been crying more frequently.
Oh. I think that's lovely.
That's so touching. I think that is just lovely.
Thank you for taking us right to the emo part of the article. I mean, that's the big part of the article.
I guess. That's the first time I even heard that part of it.
I read the article and I don't even remember that part. Well, for some reason, they seem to think that, you know,

a strong strapping man

who's like a powerhouse

in the hip hop

talking about his vulnerability

and his ability to cry

is a very big moment to share.

Okay.

It's ironic, though,

that the dude

that he defeated so soundly

in the beef

is known for being vulnerable

and crying and all that shit.

Like, it's just,

Drake got clowned for it,

he's getting celebrated for it.

I just,

and I'm not a Drake,

Thank you. feed it so soundly in the beef is known for being vulnerable and crying and all that shit.
Drake got clowned for it. He's getting celebrated for it.
I'm not a Drake fan at all, but I'm just saying it's interesting. Once you're on top, anything you do is acceptable.
Drake could never get away with an article like that. But I'm getting dragged for it.
That's Cap. You got a wild ad out right now.
I missed it. What's the ad? Why is it wild? You saw it? I didn't.
You got it. Check it.
I think I seen it. Y'all should see it first before I say wild.
You got the duck mouth? No. No.
That's something totally different. Where can we find this ad? On his page.
Go look at it. But you know what?

I looked at this differently than you, Mark.

I felt like this is him coming around having to pander back to the pansies.

Like, I killed King Pansy.

To him.

I'm not calling him that.

But I killed King Pansy, but I lost some pansies in the process.

So I got to come back around and appeal to them like with all this

vulnerable shit.

I think that's true too.

But Kendrick's always been

vulnerable musically.

That's true too.

Are these niggas what?

Yeah.

If they dress like a Mexican?

The whole

yeah.

Yeah.

That one.

That one.

I've seen that.

Oh.

Yeah I've seen that.

To me that's just corny

but I don't think it's wild. Yeah.
Oh. Some shit I wouldn't do.
Definitely wouldn't do this. For the right back.
Oh, didn't it? Yeah. Some bread roll the whole shit.
Oh, yeah. What? Morocco.
Morocco. What? Poncho.
Yeah, Kendrick has always been vulnerable in his music. I don't really have nothing to say about him and SZA.
SZA, J. Cole want to be SZA so bad.
That's what I got. That's what I got from this.
What's wrong with J. Cole? You got to put that one together before we pause.
Well, SZA gets to go make all of the slaps with Drake and be besties with Kendrick and just be totally neutral. She's a woman.
She's a woman. She's a woman.
That's sexist. It's not really.
It is. That is sexist.
Wait, how is it sexist? Because if you're my friend, you're supposed to choose up regardless. The same rules that apply to a man are supposed to apply to a woman.
But double standards apply. That's true.
Indeed. And it's sex, I think...
And it's sexist. Well, I think that what the root of the conflict is, is just kind of rooted in masculinity.
So, like, women kind of get a, you know, a pass out of it. Well, you're going to find a woman pass in anything.
So, I ain't about to argue it. WNBA liberty.
Yeah, I ain't about to argue it. I would feel a way.
She just gets to... Yeah, exactly.
I would feel a way. If I got beef with somebody that strong, I mean, especially now that he canceling shows and people kicking people out the country.
If we got beef like that, you can't make a song with the other person. Man, woman, child, I don't care who it is.
Yeah, but on the flip side, let's just say I'm SZA and I'm having a beef with a woman. What man is saying, oh, I'm actively going to be on your side? Drake.
Give me an example. I don't think Drake, when Nicki be at the height of some of her shit, is going to go make a song with these people.
Like when Meek and Drake was going at it, I didn't really see no songs with Nicki and Drake until the beef was over. And that's when they did the joint with her and Wayne.
But during the time

you can't do that. You can't stand next to somebody.

It's not very many people that would get this neutral

shit off like SZA. Well Nikki's from

you know where she's from. No I'm saying

but Drake wouldn't. And he

from Canada. But also isn't the difference

the fact that SZA is R&B

and this is

I think the difference too is SZA

slaps when Drake came before the beef.

At least the. Good point.

That's a good point. That's fair.
Outward part of it.

That's a good one. B and this is not about music.
I think the difference too is Scissors slaps when Drake came before the beef.

At least the... Good point.

That's a good point. That's fair.
Outward part of the beef.

Yeah, so it's not like she's actively making music right now with Drake. That Scissors

Sexy Red song is on the same album

as First Person Shooter, right? Yeah.

Alright.

Both of them. She had the other one.

The Slime for You and the

Sexy Red shit. Sorry, J.
Cole. the other, the slime for you and the sexy red shirt.

Sorry, J. Cole.

She also says, SZA says, can I ask you a hyper-masculine question?

You can also tell me to shut the fuck up.

What does not like us mean to you?

Kendrick, laughing, not like us. Not like

us is the energy of who I am.

The type of man I represent.

Now, if you identify

with the man that I represent,

Scissor says, break that man

down for me. Kendrick says,

this man has morals.

He has values.

See, that's oppi for me.

Because you're engaging

in a disc conversation. Oppi as in her question

is oppi? It's not because

I'm going to go ahead and get it. He has values.
See, that's oppie for me. Because you're engaging.

What you mean?

Oppie as in her question is oppie?

It's not because this is her label mate, friend, mentor, collaborator.

Yeah, so far.

But break the man down for me is an alley-oop.

Yes.

For what, though?

No, I think that's an amazing question from an interview. No, alley-oop to shit on the net.
No, no. It could be both.
He says. It could be both, but I don't see it as an alley-oop.
Okay, I'm just talking about how I see it. Okay.
He says this man has morals, he has values, he believes in something, he stands on something, he's not pandering. He's a man who can recognize his mistakes and not be afraid to share the mistakes and can dig deep down into fear-based ideologies or experiences to be able to express them without feeling like he's less of a man.
If I'm thinking of not like us, I'm thinking of me and whoever identifies with that. Put the spit on that thing.
That's a really nice. Great answer.
I respect that answer. It's a great answer.
It's very diplomatic. And who's considered King Pandora? And obscure as shit.
I think it's a great answer. Great answer.
And I think it was a great question. I think that the internet is dragging him for this for this really really well are they accusing him of being what are they calling it the crock of shit and just say the song is about drake but those might be the drake fans but even but he might i think it was i think it's both he might feel like drake is lacking morals this to, to me, was 100% about Drake,

and he slam-dunked the alley-oop to diss the person he was trying to diss.

Exactly.

He's just doing it in the Harper Bazaar way.

In the subtle way.

The same way he used the Super Bowl commercial

to shoot in a Super Bowl subtle type of way.

Like, he's just going to keep firing.

I respect it.

I think that that was just an amazing answer.

Classy, yet shady. Definitely shady definitely shady classy and shady I feel like Drake is considered yo class is shady shade oh yeah yeah what you think classism is based on no throwing shade at the niggas that's less than you nope the word I meant having class.
And you looking down on niggas that you think don't have nothing. No, I don't think that that's what class actually means.
I don't think that there's like a connection between classism and classy. Classy to me, classy means dignified.
And the people that are less than are what? Not classy. It's definitely drawing an immediate comparison.
It's a comparison. It's a comparative.
It might be, but I mean, I've met motherfuckers that have $20 million and ain't got an ounce of class. Money don't have nothing to do with class.
But if you're drawing a connection between classy and classism, then yes, we are talking about money. Yes and no.
But when people call somebody classy, nobody says Donald Trump is classy. Donald Trump is rich.
He's rich. Right, yes.
So there's not a guaranteed correlation. Money can't buy class.
Right. So what I'm saying, that's what I'm saying.
There's not a guaranteed correlation between money and class. So when you look down on somebody for being classless, you're looking...
See, that's the part where I'm lost in this. If somebody has class, to me, that don't say that they're looking down on the person without class.
No, but when you start talking... Classism speaks to looking down.
And that's what I'm saying is there's no correlation between being classy and classism to me. I think I'm with her on that one.
There's not. Because like I said, you can have all the money in the world and lack class.
But you keep bringing money in. Leave money outside.
Money has nothing to do with it. But that's my point is that classism has nothing to do with being classy.
You don't have to have a dime. You don't have to have a dime.
I think the reason she's bringing up money. I think she's lot of people we know that are we know groups of people that may not have money but they still look down on other people as if they are a higher class than those people.
It has nothing to do with their financial standing. I get what you're saying.
You know what I'm saying? I understand what he's saying, too. Yeah, but so I think the correlation.
And that's not classism. That is classism.
He's saying, for example, like if you're like a bougie black person that go to Jack and Jill and you ain't got no money, you might look down on somebody that's not in Jack and Jill, even though y'all both broke. You know what I mean? But I think...
Okay, so now we're talking about elitism. And I think y'all are basically saying the same thing but talking past each other.
But I think the whole point is being classy, to me, is about a certain idea of how you're supposed to operate in society. But it is tied to what we think elites are supposed to be.

So when we say,

that's why there's like an irony to it when Donald Trump isn't classy

because it's like, look at him.

He's not even acting like somebody should act

who has this thing.

And the elites don't even really accept him.

Right.

They don't fuck with him like that.

Because he's classless

and they think he doesn't fit

into their standard

of what you're supposed to have.

But it's always been the rich

who define that.

They sway me back to their side now.

You're not supposed to agree with them, sir. I understand what they're saying.
Pardon me. My bad.
And I thought, damn, I wanted to write with Mel on that one. It's all right, man.
Let me fuck your name. Yeah, I don't really, I don't really care about this.
No, I just, I think the interview questions were great. The ones that I heard, yeah, like, shout out to Scissor, shout out to Kendrick.
Was there an interesting way to do an interview? I like what a lot of people are doing now. Variety is doing the same thing where it's actor on actor.
So it's actors interviewing other actors. And this is like not the first time that like a big publication is having, you know, your peers interviewing you rather than hiring journalists.
because I think that you kind of get a different perspective and different questioning asked by somebody who's actually... I think it's more comfortable.
You're more comfortable on camera with your peers. I agree with that, but I certainly feel even more bad for the journalists now.
It was already tough for journalists. Yeah.
Can I ask you a question? Does that limit what Kendrick can do as an artist now? I mean, he's turning down big music festivals like Coachella.

He's doing, when you do this kind of press,

suddenly you don't show up to do the source

or what the equivalent of that is now.

You might not sit with Elliot Wilson anymore.

That might not be true.

You might not come here anymore.

So I'm asking, is he too big to be like?

I think that's a personal decision.

No.

I do think that this was the perfect way for him to do it.

Like Mel said, artist to artist, your peer, your label made the person you feel close to. Like, great eliminates all of the fodder from disrupting what I wanted the message to be.
And I still don't say that he won't sit with an Elliott or a Norrie or a Hear. I think Kendrick has his pick of the litter as to how and who he wants to convey his message with.
And I think SZA being an interviewer shuts up the public. You get what I'm saying? Like, yo, he went and sat with White, Diane Johnson.
You know what I'm saying? Like, no, SZA did the interview. Like, you don't have nothing to say.
It's in Harper's Bazaar, which is still super mainstream, but SZA did the interview. But I'm open to the fact that we might just be leaving a time where artists go to people to do interviews.
I don't think that's so out the scope of possibility. We could just be entering that time.
Maybe Kendrick, maybe you're right, and Kendrick is too big to sit with anybody and maybe he won't maybe he wants it framed a certain way I don't feel like he would be the first and only person to be on that wave right this second that's why I'm worried, I'm not saying that's what's going to happen but that's my fear because I love Kendrick's music, I love hearing his voice and I'm worried that he's going to become so big and so mainstream that now he's curating the locations that he speaks and he only does those big ones. Well, good, because we enter in a time where everybody out there should be curating themselves.
But didn't he always have like, you know, a certain degree of like, you know, being elusive? Anonymity? Not anonymity, but just basically he does not serve himself up on a platter to just about just anybody. I feel like that's always of been yeah that's part is especially early on obviously he was in whoever but but as of late yeah you haven't seen him he's been very choosy about what publications or you know media outlets that he'll sit with and talk to so this just kind of tracks and that and that might just tie into his morality points like yo i'm just not gonna go sit with anybody because i don't with you.
As a nerd in a space kid, I kind of wanted to hear what the other hour and a half of this conversation was. They kept saying it was like an hour and a half and this was maybe a 30-minute read stretched out.
And I know them two together were probably on some... And I hope it was a video.
I hope they can show it to us and it's not just a transcript. You might have seen it.
Did you see Jalen Brown sat down with Stephen A. Smith? I haven't seen it, but I saw them sit down.
Ties in. Ties in.
Tell me. Jalen Brown initially comes on and they talk about how Stephen A.
Smith recently said that he had started getting anonymous sources that were saying, like, nobody likes Jalen Brown and that's why he's not getting the accolades and the praise that he deserves. Oh, they had the Olympic Nike talk.
And so Jalen Brown comes on initially and said, yo, before we even start an interview, I want to talk about the quote-unquote anonymous source. He says, yo, I respect your journalistic integrity, but I also respect integrity.
Right? So he says, basically some of these anonymous sources, if I can't speak to them face-to-face, then it kind of devalues their shit, and it's cowardly to me. That's a fact.
You can confront your accuser kind of sort of thing. Kind of agree with him a little bit.
But Stephen A. Smith was saying that you know, they like, yo, I want to get your personal take on it, too.
But I agree with him, JB, in most of the things that he said. I think that they start calling him bougie.
You know, he's like a mental guy. MIT does lectures at Harvard, all of that shit.
So I think that sometimes, and this is a conversation that we can have amongst black men, we can do it on Patreon, when you are an academic or when you are of a higher level of, we get shunned in our community and so they'll immediately call you bougie or they'll immediately say that you think you better than other niggas, etc. And I think that that's what he's facing.
I love Stephen A. Smith's response.
I thought Stephen A. was actually right in their exchange, the initial one, and this one, in that as a journalist, you can't reveal your sources.
Because people made it seem like he was being shady or trying to throw rocks and hide his hands. I was like, no.
If somebody from the league calls me, a league exec and says Jalen Brown is X, Y, and Z, Stephen A. Smith's whole point when they confronted each other was, I'm not saying that about you.
I'm telling you that that's the word around the league. And I'm telling you that's why you're not.
From multiple people. From multiple people.
He said it was from multiple people. And I've heard the same thing, you know, from other sports journalists.
Not personally, but other sports journalists have gotten the same account. So I think it's true.
The danger of it is, of course, if you spread that rumor and it's not true, you know what I mean, then you're doing Jalen Brown on harm. It's a disservice.
I see that

too. But to me, Jalen Brown's issue isn't that

he's smart, although that is a big

issue with it. It's that he stands

up against social injustice. He speaks up

for black people. That's the shit they did.

I wanted to go take it. Him and Kyrie

and they both have been painted with the same

type of brush. Yes.
I'm not just

a dumb nigga running around spending money on

chains and all that other shit. When I speak, I

start talking about helping our community

and helping our other shit. When I speak, I start talking about helping our community and helping our culture move and progress along and I don't want to hear that.
Exactly. If he was talking about particle physics, nobody would give a fuck.
They'd be like, oh, they'd be showing up. Get the smart dude with all these degrees and blah, blah, blah, blah.
But when you start talking about advanced panopticons and prison construction, He was like, oh yeah, shut the fuck up now. No Olympics for you.
Because especially on the international stage, they don't want no parts of that. Yeah, for sure.
When they was editing out, Jesus. Right.
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Wow. Okay.
I don't know why that there's some meme going around with some lawyer girl

talking about how it's against the law

to do yada, yada, yada, yada.

She cited the law and all of that stuff.

What is the law?

Yeah, but you can't, you can't.

P-89B, I don't know.

What did the law say?

That it's against the law

to go through your phone.

It's some breach of privacy stuff.

So what happens if it's a family plan? Your phone is your phone. My plan is, oh, I get it.
If I pay the bill and it's my phone, then technically I'm not breaching. We don't respect no other rules, man.
We don't respect that. I don't know what y'all talking about right now.
Listen for her out. She tried to circumvise bullshit.
That's because niggas be putting her on a family plan to pay her phone bill. And Cardinal and rent and everything.
Not even. Swag.
Not even. Family plan.
I'm just wondering. I don't think this applies to minors, if that's what you're talking about.
No. No.
People be adults on a family plan. Your wife, your husband, your two kids will be on one plan.
So when Shorty go through your phone, no, that's illegal. It's my phone.
I saw this case come up when they were locking people up. Because cops used to go through your phone.
Yeah, yeah's illegal. It's my phone.
Here's the problem. I saw this case come up when they were locking people up because cops used to go through your phone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they used to say they're going through your phone to find if you made a call.
Police used to go through your phone and say, we have to go through your phone to make sure that you're not, to find your plug, to find your connect. And so it's an immediate thing we need to do.
But what the lawyers eventually said is phones are not just telephones anymore. It's your personal advice.
You can have of your will in there you can have all kinds of personal business that's beyond your phone so even if I paid a bill that might justify me going through your phone but that doesn't justify me going through your email my psychiatrist might be in there exactly so even if somebody paid a bill maybe your kid is different but as an adult you can't just go through somebody's shit and say I paid a bill because it more in there than your phone. And I feel like it's a shame that this needs to be explained to adult humans out there.
You know it does go both ways, right? Men do check their women's phones. I'm saying adult humans.
It's adult humans. I did it one time.
Never again. What did you find? Just what you think.
Bubble guts. Bubble guts was right at the end of that conversation.
I was like, what? And I feel like that should be enough to teach everybody that valuable lesson except for Scorpios. Wait, wait.
If you go in a phone and get that sick sensation in your body when you find something, that's normally enough to teach rational human beings. But Scorpios are not.
Again, not Scorpios. Rational human beings not to do that again.
Yeah. Like me.
You did it before? I got on the phone with T-Mobile one good time. This is back in the day when they still kept your text thread.
I'm talking about 05, 06, 07, 08. What? Can I tell the story?

You told the story here before, but you can tell

to Mark if you like. That nigga

went into inspector

gadget mode. I don't

play. That nigga did

film. I didn't even know this.
Shorty had a

double lock. She had

two coats. Oh, shit.
And guess what?

This is at the time. Master Locksmith

over this is before two time before two-time

authentication

and all of that.

I didn't know

you could do that.

But guess what?

She did.

It didn't matter.

Give my man

about four hours.

It's a little bit

of heartache.

He got right to there.

You really did it

in four hours?

It might have been

more than that.

How did you have

her phone for four hours?

He didn't have her phone.

He called T-Mobile.

Oh, oh, oh, okay. And got to politicking and got everything that was in that phone.
Spent the rest of the night on the toilet. Hey, I got the truth.
You found everything you was looking for. I got the truth.
How many packs you smoked that night? I don't know. It was bad.
Did it matter? Yeah, it mattered. What I mean is, typically when people look, they already know what they're going to find or they have a suspicion.
By the time you get to a double lock, you're probably thinking there's some shit in here I don't need to find. But you still want to find it.
If that's your journey, it's not my thing. That's the other reason I don't go in phones today.
I'm too obsessive and I know it about myself. So once I start the journey, I'm on the journey now.
I'm not doing nothing else. I'm not eating.

I'm not sleeping. We not kicking it.

It ain't hookah time. I'm going to get what I'm looking for.

I ain't done that since 20 however

years old. I think it was 25,

26, 27. Sometimes you go in there

hoping that you're just hoping

that you were wrong.

If you really hope that you're wrong, stay the fuck

out the phone.

If you want to be optimistic, be optimistic. Yeah.
Yeah, don't do both. Right.
And then don't tell me that you're doing this because you had woman's intuition or gut feeling and then go on the phone. Bitch, trust your gut.
Right. That's true.
If your gut is that good, what you looking for confirmation for? That's true. just respect everyone's privacy the stupid ass therapist the expensive therapist last time last time we went 900 hour the expensive therapist get right to the point did i ever come here and tell you all that no the expensive therapist ain't none of that hootenanny i dealt with with the other relationship therapist.
Oh, that's what he keep doing. Oh, that's what he's going to do.
Oh, no, no. He's telling you through his actions exactly what he wants to do.
At the end of the day. Hey, how long you been doing? No, he's never changing.
This is him. What's up? Are you staying? Leaving? That's the 900 one? Yo, she got so right to the point, me and my girl looked at each other.
We looked at each other like, no, no, no, no. We need a little Delulu.
No, we started defending each other. That's the 900 one? Yes.
Oh, that's lovely. I love that.
At least she didn't drag you. Right.
500, they might have dragged you. Yo, because we got to get to the bottom.
Yo, 900, yo, look. Unpack it.
Yo, fam, she a piece of shit. He a piece of shit.
No, no, no, no. Y'all going to accept it or what? I don't like that style.
Yo, we need some gaslightability. We need to help us understand each other.
Because you're a manipulator. So that's what you...
To each other and for each other. Don't just start hitting us both with the truth.
With body shots. Yo, we just sat down here and you giving us the cold

hard truth.

We walked out of there holding

hands.

That shit worked.

It worked. Because we started

defending each other so hard against the therapist

we was like...

I'm going to just say, yo, I'm going to get that.

For nine whole hundred. Why she did that.
That that that's lovely took two sessions yeah lovely brought the love right back another day would've dragged you for seven sessions at 500 an hour why did I bring up this therapy shit right now I was getting somewhere you're talking about going through cell phones and being optimistic when y'all in relationships do y'all give up when Can you say they've got to pick up your phone, go through your phone? Not like go through it. Yeah.
They can. Oh, yeah.
No. No passwords, none of that? My girl work at the, at the, you know, you know the center in New York when the foul is under review? Yeah.
It's a caucus. Yeah, over there.
I think they moved it to New York now where it's the whole center, all of the screens And they get on the phones With the referees My girl got a whole Infrastructure set up Oh shit Ice just had to prove To me three weeks ago That she wasn't On my iCloud Dog You never seen John Wick She's John Wick She has access to my stuff somehow

And I don't know

Is this like a suspicion?

No

Take this

Friday night

One of my

Bartenders of choice

Calls off of work

I send a text

To her Thank you. calls off of work, I send a text to her that says, yo, you ain't working tonight? You off tonight? With the eyes and the little face.
And that's where I go wrong too. Emojis.
Somebody is looking at your shits. Yeah somebody is looking at your shits yeah somebody looking at your shits them emojis jump off the thing and they got them now where they could 3D like that so anyway I send that text the bartender cropped the text to just show yo you working tonight and her saying no her saying, no, I'm off.
Or whatever she said, I'll be back Monday, or whenever she said. Crops it.
No name, no nothing. Post it on her story.
Says, yo, if you're looking for me, I'll be back such and such a day. A day later, my girl sends me the text.
No, no, she sends me the story. The crop story.
The crop. LOL, yo, you stupid.
Wow. Well, everyone does have a little text.
That was scary. Y'all think I'm playing.
Maybe she knows your emoji. And that's what she said.
I said, because we done been through enough therapy and had this talk too many times,

to where I just submit now.

Yo, how you...

I said, it was me.

But how you know?

And she knows she can't say to me,

I'm in your phone or I got access to your shit

because you know I'll flip out,

even though I know it's happening.

So she says...

I know your emoji speak.

I know people.

I know you like the back of my hand. It's scary.
Look, I know you better than I know myself. I know how you sleep, your breathing patterns.
I know how you speak. I know how you text.
I know how you emoji. I know how you love.
I know how you like. I know how you talk to these bitches.
I know everything you say to these bartenders, nigga. I'm gonna always be able to spot my man's texts anywhere forever.
I think that equal parts turned you on and scared you. I've been scared.
I've been scared. I could give y'all 19 different of these to where it's so bad I say yo this is manipulation.
Yo when I gotta say that to somebody well you ran out of gas. Right yo.
Enough. But does this surprise you? At all? Does what?

The fact that she has memorized, like, your nuances.

Step your game up, nigga.

What game?

I'm just being me.

Change how you text.

I wasn't running game.

I wasn't.

You sent the eyes.

You always sending eyes.

That is your thing. She knows that the time the girls work.

She knows that you're interested.

Dead giveaway. What was the face? The girl being there knows that you're interested.
Dead giveaway.

What was the face?

And the girl being there, that's it.

Which emoji face was it?

I gotta go look.

Yo, dog, sit your fucking eyes down.

You know which one I think it might be?

This one?

With the one hand?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

If it's the one hand, you cheated.

What the fuck did you talk about?

I don't see that.

You can't send another girl to one hand flip.

One hand is a lie.

Look.

I need to talk.

I need to talk.

I need to talk.

You can't do that, nigga.

Nigga, if you said a one hand, you...

Yeah.

You back to counseling.

Nigga, how far is the text, nigga?

It was just all the day.

We talk.

What the fuck are you talking about?

No, she was cursing you out, nigga.

Go ahead, go on.

No, but we text on a... Click on a picture.
Why don't you. What the fuck are you talking about? No, she was cursing you out, nigga.
Hey, go on. But we text on a picture.

Why don't you go to the one with the bartender?

DM.

Well, that's DM.

Well, y'all can talk.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Oh, it was the yellow face with the, I like this emoji, with the black eyes.

Oh, with the sunglasses?

With the X's?

With the black eyes, that one. Oh, it's the sad face.
It's the sad face. You're pouting when she's there.
You're pouting when she's not there. You got caught.
What the fuck are you doing, nigga? That's a lie. Why would you send that? Sad, watery eyes.
That's fair. I don't want to say that.
You my man. Look, I'm going to stay.
Nah, fuck that. That wasn't that bad, my nigga.
Yo, I like that emoji, but that's the one. I don't think it's as dramatic as apparently y'all doing the same thing.
You're pouting that she's not there. You've always been horrible with emojis, bro.
And then because of that, because you're right. You're right.
I'm taking that. You pouting because she's not there.
That's how y'all take it. That's how everybody takes it.
It's a pouty face.

Yeah. I think it's called the pouty emoji.

Oh, man. You not coming.

And now when your

partner sees that

and she's

black,

what does she say to you?

You guessed it.

Yo, why are you such

a thirsty ass? Why are you such a thirsty ass nigga? Did you start stuttering when you were smoking? And then I'm like, I'm thirsty because of the black eye emoji. The gas start coming.
No, he started. I just don't think it's that.
That shit was shell or golf? He walk around with a propane tank. That shit wasn't cheap shit.
That shit wasn't raceway. He had to bring it.
Amoco. That nigga got 94.
No, that nigga keep a gas tank with him. Nah, he ain't playing.
Yeah, it is. You can tell that, Joe.
He think. That's why your blood pressure's so hot.
Cole, you're right. That's exactly right.
Her and y'all. It's not us, nigga.
It's her and y'all. You leave here thinking about the job that we did and all the shit we say.

You go home and sit down and think about it like, I can't believe these niggas.

Then you start pondering and fucking doing research, nigga.

Relax.

Yeah.

Harping.

Harping.

Go upstairs.

Harping is bad for the boys.

Or go in your house and lay down, nigga.

You just bought a new fucking car.

Leave niggas alone.

Go sleep.

Go relax.

Go speed up the west side, nigga. Yeah.
Looking for a touchdown. I ain't say all that.
Yeah. Sorry, baby.
Don't put the face. Put regular eyes.
See, that's something that without y'all, I would die on that one. What? You die on that hill? On that pouty face.
Like in my house? Like what's wrong with texting the bartender? Let me ask you a question. Yo, you're not some of them.
Because it's not just the black eyes. It's like watery eyes.
Who gives a fuck? I'm texting the bartenders at the bar I like to go to on a Friday night. Why I can't send that text? If it were reversed, Joe, what would you do? Now y'all got me sounding like I be sounding.
If it was reversed, yeah, pay attention, nigga. If it was reversed.
You can't ask him that, no, I can't. If she sent pouty eyes,

how would you feel?

Yo, you're not gonna be

at the restaurant today

to serve me pouty eyes.

How would you feel?

My girl don't work

at a restaurant.

No, meaning her favorite

male bartender.

Oh, how would I know that?

Same way she found out.

Yeah, he posts the story.

So you wouldn't do

all that shit.

It would never happen.

Yeah, that's fair.

There is no world

where I would see

a cropped out text

and be like,

my girl wrote that.

My girl wrote that.

Thank you. So you wouldn't do all that shit.
It would never happen. Yeah, that's fair.
There is no world where I would see a cropped out text and be like, oh, sure. My girl wrote that.
My girl wrote that. That would never happen.
Okay, okay. Nor would I ever go in her phone and see it because I protect myself from these things.
Let's just say you're walking by the phone. It's face up that text chat.
I don't look at phones when they face up. Because I don't want nobody looking at my phone when it's face up.
My father believed in that same shit you said. I don't do none of that.
I ain't doing that face up. I don't want to see nothing on your phone because I know me and I know that I can find something that I'm mad at.
I can find something that's totally fine and get mad at it. You got to know yourself.
So why would I do that? He's right. Why would I do that? I wouldn't do that.
I want you. He's right.
And let me separate the talk now because this is where you get yourself in trouble.

And this is wrong to say.

And it's financial abuse.

Let's go, Corey.

But if I did see that, are all of my bills getting paid?

Like, all of them. Yo, you a financial amuser, nigga.
You like, you made off. You sure we made off, nigga.
Yo. I ain't gonna lie.
I like the way. I'm not talking about me and her no more, because she'll get mad.
I can't even say that in a relationship no more. Hey, I tried to follow that.
I tried to follow that shit. Like, that shit worked until I was told.
Like, yo, nigga, you know what? I'm thinking about applications for, like, the MTA and shit like that. Like, it's like like yo nigga you know what I'm thinking about applications for like the MTA and shit like that like it's like yo that's what she said you know what wow I got a trick for you buddy you think I ain't gonna go and that's a threat to financial abuser it is yo I'm joking.
She said, nigga, mine. Yo, I'm joking.
I'm joking. I'm joking.
I'm joking. I'm not.
I'm joking. Please, I'm joking.
I'm trying to follow your bag, yo. I'm joking.
I'm joking. I'm joking.
But niggas do that, though. Are you against financial abuse, Mark? Yeah.
Of course he is. I'm pretty much.
He's a lover. I'm against all abuse.
He's a lover. That nigga like this.
That's a good answer.

I love you.

Before I move on, I'll spill a little more.

And then I'll ask you my financial abuse question again. Me and my girl have a lot of fun

together. I ain't gonna lie.
We do.

Here's what I got for you.

Her birthday's coming up.

Nice.

I say, one day you'll tell me

about what you want to do for your birthday. She says, yo, I want you to yada, yada, yada.
I was trying to make a run. I want you to yada, yada, yada, yada.
Don't forget the card. I was like, cool.
I said, and a card. She heard, and a car.
Oh, shit. That's awkward.
And said, oh, you're going to do that and the car? And I said, no. I would never want to do that because I wouldn't want to financially abuse you.
And if I got the car and that, I would be expecting a certain behavior, which is wrong. Wow.
That's a double reverse manipulation. What would that be called in Uno? What would that be called? Uno reverse.
That was definitely, yo. She had to draw eight, nigga.
Wait, wait, wait. At that point, I did what y'all just did, but in my head.
Clapped for myself. I thought I smoked that.
She then said, well, in that instance, I wouldn't view that as financial abuse.

Reverse to reverse. I said, wait.
That's why your blood pressure drops. I agree.
So the determiner of when financial abuse is financial abuse is you. Yo, Joe.
So I asked you again.

You are against financial. I'm totally against that.
I am against financial abuse. But are you against them being the determiner of, are you against, are you for the victim being the determiner of when and when it isn't? No, because we're not even having those conversations.
I'll say this.

I'm against the victimizer

defining it, for sure.

Like, the coach.

Yo, come on, Mark.

Draw two, you get a red seven.

Come on, Mark.

No, this is facts, though.

All right, moving on.

This nigga, man. Nah, he killed that.
These niggas came. Oh my God, nigga.
Y'all niggas are the women whisperers, man. Baby, I love you.
I love you. These guys are great.
That was great. It is wrong today.
Hey, you know what? Those are Chico. Her birthday and Christmas is close to each other.
Not close enough. But it's close.
It's closeio. Yeah, Scorpio.
Think about it, man. Scorpio season.
It's very close to each other. And she has a cheat code.
She's getting double gift in fourth quarter. Like, her shit is set up lovely, nigga.
Your fourth quarter, I know you're going to get it. He's in fourth quarter.
Yes. August 31st is not the fourth quarter.
No, he's not a fourth quarter. I feel like we're splitting frog ears.
September is the fourth quarter. August 31st? August 31st.
You just made it. So would September 1st be considered fourth quarter? Yes.
No. October 1st.
It's October 1st. October.
October. Okay.
Quarters. Okay.
Okay. Yes, yes, yes.
I'm sorry, Joe. Got it.
Yes, yes. You're right.
Come on, man. Sorry.
She went to Juilliard. She went to ABC College.
Yeah, ACDC College, nigga. She went to the prize.
Come on, Mel. You fucked me up.
I'm sorry. Do we care about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Of course we do.
I watch it. I do.
I watch it. How was it, Bob? It was five and a half hours.
You watched the whole thing? No, I had to skim through a couple things now. Okay.
I watched the tribe. But what I saw of it looked like how it should look.
Absolutely. They do an amazing job.
They do an amazing job. And shout out to Questlove.
For an award show. Any hip hop or hip hop adjacent shit, yo, Questlove, come straighten this shit out.
They did. For both Tribe and Mary.
So the new inductees were Cool and the Gang, Dave Matthews Band, Mary J. Blige, A Tribe Called Quest, and Cher.
Wow. I don't understand the choice.
Dionne Warwick. You forgot the black people.
No, I said cool and the gang. You said Cher.
I said Mary J. Blige.
I said tribe. I did not.
That's what friends are for. Ozzy made it.
As a solo artist. I think Black Sabbath was already in there they were yeah Ozzy made it can somebody explain to me why Cher is just getting in there why Tribe Called Quest is just getting in there like how does no disrespect to Jay Z I think Jay Z should be in there first ballot but it seemed like how do people how does chronologically yeah chronologically like how are people who made it the voting selection take place yeah it me that, like, Cher should not just be making the Hall of Fame.
Well, Cher had some controversy with the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. That's fair.
How about Tribe? Like, I just don't get it. How does Tribe make it before, how does Eminem make it before Tribe? Yeah.
That's wild to me. He's way bigger and more impactful.
You know the answer. You know the answer.
I should say, I hate that that's what happened. Who was the chairman

of Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?

The one that

it was uncovered

that he had like

super racist remarks

and shit like that?

Jan something or other?

I don't know.

No, yeah,

I think that was Rolling Stone.

I could be wrong.

Okay, okay, sorry.

Made a move.

But if he was,

doesn't have the same kind of,

he can be on the board

of Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

and still be,

you know, whatever with Rolling Stone. I don't know.
I don't know. I think that he was.
Okay, maybe. That's possible.
Let's check it before we just get to saying things. That's how we get in the news.
When she say, we be falling for it too. We be believing that shit.
She says she was conviction. The tribe shit was fire though.
Dave Chappelle. Jan Wenner was removed from the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame's

board of directors.

Thank you. Can you talk your shit?

She can't talk your shit. Well, she wouldn't

have to talk your shit if she would have said, I think.

She could just be right. Then we wouldn't

have to guess. If you say I think, I ain't rolling.

Look it up.

It was a fact. Yeah.
So that

could be the reason why we're just

getting Tribe Called Quest in there. Because he was a fucking racist.
And he was on the board of directors and influential. That would make sense.
That would make sense. So what would be the excuse for Jay-Z or the other black people? I don't really have a reason for it.
But I'm just giving a reason as to why maybe certain people took a little bit longer and other people skipped the line. Like Jay's hard to avoid.
Yeah. And he brings money and he brings it.
And he deserves it. Jay-Z deserves it 100%.
He does. I think over all in all, they've gotten much blacker in the last...
Oh, yeah. Maybe five years or so.
And times was different before. You know what I'm saying? Like, they weren't really just letting us...
Now it's been a hip-hop act every year. True.
I think it's bought money and revenue. Where revenue is, we gonna go.
Facts. You know what I'm saying? Let me clap it up for that too.
That's awesome. I think that like LL, they let LL get up there and go crazy.
What was that last year or two years ago? LL went crazy. Again, after Jay-Z.
Yeah. Weird to me.
Yo, we don't diss Jay-Z up here too. I'm the world's biggest Jay-Z fan.
This is not... I feel like you keep making these little, I just want you to know the tone of this room.
We don't really speak negatively about the whole world. Jay-Z's my top five.
Jay-Z is maybe my favorite rapper. I love Jay-Z.
This is not about Jay-Z. Top five? Yeah.
Who else was five? Is that disrespectful? Yeah, I think so. Oh, you said he should be higher.
Yeah, he is higher. He is higher.
I'm just saying top five. He's top three.
Sure. Say top three.
He's top three. Top five sound a little more shady.
I mean, we could debate it, but in general, he's top five, top three for me. Sometimes number one.
You can't debate it. 45.
You can't name four rappers that you think is better than Jay-Z. It depends on what you mean.
You say I can't name four rappers? Four rappers that you think are better than Jay-Z. No, you can't.

I can't name four rappers greater than Jay-Z, but I can name four rappers better than Jay-Z.

Oh, give me that list.

I think Black Thought's a better rapper than Jay-Z.

I think Andre 3000 is a better rapper than Jay-Z.

If we just talk about better.

Now, if we talk about overall, no. That was two.

I can make same argument for Kendrick at this point.

And he's not in my top five.

I can make same argument for Biggie.

Okay. I said okay.
Yeah. I said okay.
I asked. You answered it.
I'm out. That an old nigga side? It ain't really ready to let it slide, though.
I'm willing to let the beef end. Yeah, you got it.
My man circling around you. I'm not saying it higher on my leg.
My man man right there. With his hands and his hoodie like it.
I'm looking like it.

You're still like that shit.

You got it.

My top five

has them in it.

All I'm saying is

most days Jay-Z

will be number one

or number two for me.

I'm just saying

that's why I just say

top five to avoid

having to rank them.

I just say top five.

That's all I'm saying.

They also should let

Black Thought do

all of the

like they recreate

the hits

from these artists

and they should let

Black Thought do it.

He's like an encyclopedia

of songs

that have already existed.

on top of the, like they recreate the hits from these artists and they should let Black Thought do it. He's like an encyclopedia of songs that have already existed on top of his own incredibleness.
Freaking genius. But he does like the tones and everything perfect.
Queen Latifah went up there and she did great, but she was missing some words. Black Thought came in and just cleaned that shit up.
Yeah, he's a freaking nature, man. Yeah, it's unreal.
As is Queen Latifah. Yeah, no doubt.
I love Queen Latifah. As is Queen Latifah.

It's hard to remember someone else's raps.

Even as long as we all know the back of our hands when you get up there, it's a little

different. It's hard to remember my raps.

Yeah, exactly. It's hard to remember

raps. Now remember Fife shit from 1989.

Good luck. It's hard to remember my

tomorrow to-do list.

And Rest in Peace Fife. Rest in Peace

Fife. That Tribe tribute was everything for It was.
That was something special. Good to go down that fucking memory lane.
I went to the Check the Round video. Really? Yeah.
I went to the Check the Round video. I was shooting right down there I was in Queens That's dope That's dope That's dope

I walked right around there

I didn't know what was going on

But my brother was a huge tribe fan

So

I was on drive

Dog, I was like

I was in high school

Right there on Linden Boulevard

I was in high school

You had to be mad small

I was

Yeah

Benita Applebaum

That whole

All that shit

The whole run

Benita Applebaum

I was in ninth grade

Yeah, I was small

You was tiny

I was small

Fuck you, nigga

I was out of here

I don't know. Benita Applebaum, that whole run.
Benita Applebaum, I was in ninth grade. Yeah, I was small.

You was tiny.

I was small.

Fuck you, nigga.

I had an ear.

I had an ear.

We know.

Yo, congratulations to Tribe Called Quest.

And Eric.

And again, I just love Q-Tip doing albums.

I love Q-Tip doing anything.

I love how Q-Tip looked.

He looked great. Q-Tip looked like, whoa.
What? I was just about to say it. Go ahead.
But I mean, you can say it. He did look awesome.
I'm disagreeing with you. Y'all know my, I like to see, I like to see the hip-hop legends look like that.
Still be fly. At this age.
Rest in peace to all of the hip-hop legends we've lost. Fat Man, Scoop, and just everybody.
Just everybody. There's too many to name.
But Q-Tip looked like money. Looked like he smelled good.
Skin was ripe. Go ahead.
Shout out to Q-Tip, man. Shout out to Q-Tip.
What else we got? What else we got that's important, unimportant? I don't care. Anywhere Anywhere y'all wanna go Just not incubator babies yet Cause Ish came in Now Ish was really Perturbed over that shit Yeah he was No he was mad Yo y'all Y'all know what they doing With the babies Y'all seen the shit The incubator babies Like the matrix I was like Whoa I'll be dead It wasn't AI Yeah I'll be dead buddy Okay Keep laughing I'll be dead.
It wasn't AI. Yeah.
I'll be dead, buddy.

Okay.

Keep laughing.

I'll be long gone.

Maybe not.

This shit is moving fast, fam.

I know we're not supposed to talk about it, but I don't understand the story.

I don't think I care that much about incubator babies,

but maybe I don't understand the story.

Basically, it was...

Damn it.

No, go ahead.

So they're leaning toward trying to make babies, wombless babies, literally, where they don't have to be carried in the womb. They're putting them in an incubator.
From the beginning. So the picture part's point was, it was AI, but it was like an illustration of literally, and they can hold up to 3,000 at one time and all this other shit, of just literally babies being created and nursed in a pod as opposed to a woman's womb.
I'm gonna still go ahead and try to do it the old-fashioned way. That's dope.
Yeah. Takes all the fun out of it.
That shit is scary, bro. It's scary.
Who wants sexless babies? Is it sexless? Some other powers that be. Isn't it like you do IVF and whatever and then you put it in the incubator? The people that run the world.
Yeah. Probably do want sex with sex.
You have a whole host now of army of whatever that you want to rock with. Yeah, they want to stream for us.
Yeah. That sounds boring.
And we're not fucking at a fast enough clip. They keep having population conversations.
Yes. That shit is scary, dog.
And now they can put this they got all your DNA. You can't...
They buying up DNA by the billions. 23andMe just went out of business.
All of them, all of them. And they won't say what they're doing with the DNA.
This could be it. Bailey Farms.
I'm just not like, I don't think it's so scary. I ain't going to let nobody that don't come from a pussy beat me up.
Oh, no, no, that's not true. Because now, look, this is funny.
If you don't come out of pussy, my nigga. You could pick your genetics.
So you could pick an alternate genetics. You could pick your eye color.
You could pick your height. You could pick all of that shit.
So now they're basically creating superhumans. Some Ivan Drago shit.
Yes, my nigga. And he going to whip your ass.
Ivan Drago going to fuck you up. You got a broken wrist from shooting jumpers.
Imagine what that nigga going to do to you. He going to whip your fucking ass.
Y'all think I would fight Ivan Drago? Yeah. I mean, if you can't get to that Ferrari.
I think you defend yourself. Look, if you can't get to that Ferrari.
I think you defend yourself if he came along and tried to fuck you up. I would, but do you think it would be by fighting? Depends on where he catch you at.
Pretty much. I must blake you.
I ain't letting him go whoop your fucking ass. He dies, he dies.
Yeah, but he blake you. I'm not letting no nigga that could put me down with a one-hitter quitter get.
I'm about to say. I'm about to say.
I'm about to say. I'm about to say.
I'm about to say. I'm about to say.
I'm about to say. I'm about to say.
He dies. He dies.
He dies. Yeah, but he break you.
I'm not letting no nigga that could put me down with a one-hitter quitter get. That's my eye on him the whole night anyway.
It's not true. I'm profiling.
It's not true. Anywhere I go, I'm identifying the niggas that probably have a punch that could put me down.
When the nigga caught you. And I'm staring at them.
And the nigga caught you slipping in the club. Dog.
He didn't have the one hit or quitter, but he could have. That nigga was an ant.
That nigga was like nothing. Let me them little niggas that put you down though.
I wasn't even paying him no money. I'm going to smoke.
When I come back, I'm going to throw her some money. Now, my brain was not wearing it.
Like, nigga, move. You just ruined the vibe.
But no, the more I hit the quitter, nigga, nah, I'm cool. You ain't gonna have to film me, because now they're gonna film you.
Back in the day, it was just, world star! Now it's the world. Look at that you star.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nah, I'm cool.
I'm cool on that. Let's see.
Speaking of strip clubs, isn't there a new mandate that just came out? Hey! Look at you knowing the T's. That ain't a mandate..
Look at you knowing the strip club tea. It was a suggestion.
Okay, let's hear the suggestion.

From who though? It was a stripper site. From the young ladies.
No, it was a stripper site.

Site? Yes. Porta? Nah, it was some shit that came across my feet.
It came across your feet?

I love your feet. It was your feet.
It was your feet. It was your feet.
It was your feet crazy.

How do you have both the strippers and the babies and the incubators in the same feet? Yeah,

his feet is wild. Because I like women and I got a two-year-old.
My algorithm is going crazy. I just want to know where this stripper is from that said it.
But this is like a faceless person. Yeah, it was a faceless person.
It said basically, guys, when y'all come in the strip club with $1,000, don't bust $1,000 down on three strippers with your broke ass. You need to just focus on focus on one and give her that thousand dollars instead of divvying it up amongst three chicks

like stripper etiquette 101 type shit huh and i immediately got a little offended well you got

offended over the chick that your man brought with y'all wanting calamari so of course you're

gonna split tabs narrative nancy over here go ahead no why were you offended reading that

Thank you. wanting calamari.
So, of course, you're going to get them. It's something on split tabs.
Narrative Nancy over here. I think that's your bet.
Go ahead. Why were you offended reading that? Fam, if somebody comes in and if he busts down $1,000 amongst three people, that's one customer that gave you $300 that night.
That's, okay, I'll let you finish first. You get what I'm saying? That's only one nigga.
But that's also not true. Why? Because that's not strip club math.
You're not getting $1,000. And that's why they're saying that.
So one chick could have got $5, the other one got $250, $250. The one chick could have got $8, the other one got $100 and $100.
Nah, B. You only get one strip club math.
And that's not strip club math. If three girls come over to you and you throw $1,000, most house rules say that those three have to split that.
They're going to split that and have to pay their house fee, the barback fee. They're going to have mad fees and the club fee.
Joe, but that's one patron. Wait, that just took your, if you ever speak to some of these people, that just took your 335 down to one something.
And then they're going to have to stay to account all that money. The club going to have to take that money.
So they say, yeah, no, they. That's wrong.
Why are you saying it's wrong? Because that is the way the inner workings go. But that $1,000 that they made, at the end of the night, they got to bust down their total to the barbacks to everybody.
It don't go per trick. That's irrelevant to this conversation.
Because if three girls are on you, that don't mean we working together for the night. That's true.
That means that three girls are on you. I just want to focus on that part.
No, that's true. No, so what I'm saying is, but that's one patron.
So Parks threw a stat. Yeah.
Mark throws 700. Imani throw five.
Damn. Oh, no, I think I throw three.
I ain't guessing you. I throw three.
I think Mark might throw more. Flip might throw 15.
Oh, I throw a lot more in the strip club. That's why I don't go.
Flip might throw 15. Yeah.
If I go, I mean, I wouldn't. Personally, I don't spend less than 10, like, if I go.
Oh, shit. Yeah, if I go.
To be clear, I don't go to Chicago anymore. I ain't been to Chicago in about...
What year is this? I ain't been to Chicago in about six years, five, six years. And you threw 10 bands six years ago? Yeah.
Oh, break the face. And I would only have three dancers if I was doing that.
Oh, yeah. What I'm saying? If I had 1,000, it'd be one dancer.
You him? No, not like that. I'm just saying.
They're about to tear your DMs up. Big fish.
They're about to eat your DMs up. I'm saying But I have a thousand To be one dancer You him No, not like that I'm just saying They about to tear your DMs up Big fish They about to eat your DMs up Hey Mark Hey Mark You was on TV at that time, right? Hey Mark Yeah, let's show off that You're not on it no more So you can't go throw 10,000 anymore I think you so smart You just so funny I was on CNN Throwing 10,000 Oh yeah, I was on CNN And BT I had to show on VH All that shit Yeah, I was throwing 10,000 Now you can't throw 10,000 That's when I was on CNN and throw a 10-mail.
Oh, yeah, I was on CNN and BT. I had a show on VH for all that shit.
Yeah, I was throwing 10-mail. Now you can throw 10-mail.
That's when he was on College Hill. Throw that shit up, yeah.
But that's what I'm saying. But like.
No, so yeah, I'm saying this. At the end of the night, they got to bust down and pay mad people.
But all of that don't just come from $1,000. With Joe saying they made $300.
The dudes might get a nice living, but I think if one man throws $100 on somebody, that shouldn't be frowned. But here's the problem with the nigga with $1,000.
It's not that he's spending $1,000. They usually milk that.
If you come in there with $1,000 and you're not going back to the ATM, you're not borrowing no more money, you're going to be sitting there milking that shit for the next three hours. You're taking up all their time.
You're not doing it. If you got money, you're throwing up a thousand in a minute, right? No, that's not true.
The OG strippers not staying around. They work in the room.
They see that this nigga's milking the stack, I'm going to get the $10 from him and I'm going to be back. I'm going over here.
That's how they move around. But here's the problem.
First of all, if you're bringing money to the strip club, most of the time, if you're bringing enough, you're going to your own section.

So you're ordering a bottle.

So they see you there with the bottle.

School them all.

They see you bringing the shit out.

I'm going to ruin my career.

Mark Lamont Hill.

Big Mark.

Breaking down the strip club.

Dark Lamont Hill.

You're right.

You're right.

It's like, and you my man, I'm over there with my hot 400.

Excuse the example, but it's like, no, I'm not going to use that example. Yeah, be careful, nigga.
Come up here and talk. A lot of listeners.
A lot of listeners. But the point is, once they see you doing that, now everybody's flocking to that area.
So now you're throwing all that money up. You can't then start peeling off ones, one by one.
That's who they talking about. Yeah.
They talking about the dude that's not the dude that's in gen pop that's just got $1,000 that's just getting black this it could be it's a nigga that don't make a spectacle expect a five spectacle man they said thousand dollars and if I come in the strip club and I bust a G respect me a little bit sweetie fuck you talk about none sweetie well how long did it take you to bust a stack our nigga hour. Nigga, you think that's too wrong.

That's crazy.

He's crazy.

He called me crazy.

Wow.

Well, I call him frugal.

You're going to get the whack joint, though.

I'm not going to give him no money to get him.

Ain't nobody that you really want to stand there for an hour.

Stand in there for an hour.

Because then they're going to complain.

Those niggas take a man long to peel this one little lonely stack. Exactly.
Unless they're drinking your liquor and eating your food and all that shit. Yo, Thursday.
Okay. Come on, man.
You can go. Come on.
Get my $1,000. What'd you do? Can I have my G? Yeah.
Not if you're going to do that. When I owe you $1,000, you're talking about for 77 episodes in a row.
Not if you're doing that. Can I have my $1,000? If you're doing that, no.
No, I'm not doing that. I'm going to buy some clothes.
Why does he owe you $1,000 again? Because we made two bets. I made two bad bets, and that's my man.
Oh, okay. I wasn't your man when I went.
I made the bad bets because that's my man. Oh, no, no, no.
Wow. No, no, that's not true.
That's not true. No, you'll hear your man.
That shit sound like bullshit. No, that's not true.
I made a bad bet. I forgot what Dolph Lundgren Rocky was.
Oh, yeah, yeah. He won.
And the other 500, he won the dog contest with J-Wan. He won the dog off.
Oh, that was a while ago. Yeah, don't say.
I'm going to blow your whole head off the show. Why? For her being objective? You're going to blow her head off because she's supposed to be on the same job.
Because we ragged on him when it took him forever to pay you. That's just the truth.
And I didn't. I paid him the same day.
I feel like flip. Wait, wait, what? I feel like if I'm up here with the big joker on one of y'all, then y'all should walk gingerly around me.
That's how I feel. I agree.
I agree. Facts.
You don't got no big joke on me, nigga. I play space.
He's talking about me. I'm going to shut the fuck up.
Okay. Got you.
For about five minutes. Throw it up.
Throw it up. That's what I about five minutes.
Throw it up. I ain't bringing it up.
I'm willing to just go home with the gun. But she keep going against me.
Like siding with the smart couch. But you know what that is, right? And they don't got the gun.
I got the gun. That's boss manipulation.
That's boss manipulation. You are.
That's financial abuse. That's right.
That's boss abuse. Thank you, Flip.
That's boss. I'm not on your side, nigga.
Put some jeans on. Nigga, sit right here.
Yo, I'm talking to you, nigga. I'm talking to you, nigga.
Get some jeans, nigga. Get some jeans, nigga.
He say, yo, nigga, stop all else. And she's not mad time quick.
So whatever he got. But she's not stopping because I'm the boss.

She's stopping because I got something.

That's what I'm saying.

It's not because I'm the boss. I get it, but I'm abused.

The boss don't give me no rights up here.

That made me get walked over more.

Nigga, if I said the same thing to her.

Hey, yo, hey, I run shit up here.

Oh, yeah, BB.

Stay in peace.

If I said that to her, she'd be like, yo, Joe, talk to him.

That's abuse.

You know what?

Yo, because you be saying you got guns when I don't know if they really guns. My guns is guns.
Not all the time. Not all the time.
Sometimes my shit's... You call a bluff with a gun sometimes.
I don't play like that. If I say, I got it, I got it.
You say I want him out? Huh? I just heard you whisper, he will. No, no, no, no.
No, I just heard you. You're doing it again.
No, no, no, no. What I said, I literally just said, sometimes you have like a sometimes you have a little pew-pew.
Yeah, like a water gun. But you always act like your pew-pew is a fucking cannon.
That's what he does. That's what he does.
See, I don't do that. I don't play like that.
So how y'all be calling my bluff? How would you know I'm bluffing? Yo, they trying to play you, son. I got it.
How would you know I'm bluffing? They trying to play you. They trying to play you, son.
How would you know I'm bluffing? They said you got a little pew-pew. How you know when you try to call me out to the carpet, I'm just saying what I think that you want me to say.
Well, I don't do that. You see what I do.
I'm going to offer you to fight before we even get to that carpet. And that's both manipulations.
Because the nigga might be telling you, so let's fight for even getting it. For even getting it.
You know what? He never apologized to me for that. That's not true.
You didn't apologize to me sincerely. You said, yo, if I said that...
He said, if I said that, my fault. Like, nigga, what? You called this man out to a fight.
He said, yo, you want to fight? Corey looking at this nigga like this. Everybody look at Vern.
Eve was like, sometimes niggas gotta fight. So Eve threw the sauce into it.
So I got quiet, because I'm like, okay, is this a joke? But he was dead serious. Then he tried to continue the pod.
Then I said, he said, when's the last time you niggas had a fight? I said, nigga, right now, nigga. Then I go.
So he caused that whole thing. And he never said, you know what, Flip? I was wrong as a...
I did say that. And if I didn't say that, then...
No, I don't want to nap because you said that last time. Last time I called you out, nigga, you said, I don't want to apologize when a nigga tell me to apologize.
I don't want it now, nigga. I just thought I had always apologized because that was, I never want to behave that way, especially to my man and somebody I love.
I don't want to talk like that. I don't want to look like that, appear that way personally, professionally.
That was totally out of pocket for me. Out of character and it was wrong.
It will never happen again. Yes, it will.
That's his apology. It will never happen again.
It will happen again. You know, everybody here with the exception of Mark in Parks, the ARCs, with the exception of the ARCs, everybody here you've tried to fight.
No. Yeah.
Oh. Conversation.
Wow, he stood down on that fan. No, conversation.
It's okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I do like a little workplace rumble.

None of y'all are getting fired.

Y'all got to come back to work and stare at the nigga you fought.

It's just my man.

But look what you did with me and Ish.

Yo, don't break the table.

Mel was like, oh.

You know how I told him outside?

Huh?

You know how I told him what I told you I said?

Stop acting like you can fight me because you can't beat me.

Oh, shit.

And what I said?

I said, yo, dog, stop when we argue. Stop bringing up fighting.
I said, yeah. And what I said? Because he do do that.
He do that. That's why I beat him to the punch.
No, because... I beat him to the punch just because I know that it's going to come.
It's going to come. So let's walk outside right now.
No, no. As older statesmen and as my elder...
Elder statesmen. Elder statesmen, as my elders, you niggas speak to...
Nigga, you 38, right? 37. You niggas speak to aggressively, right? Like, you could just talk regular.
You could just talk and have a conversation. The aggressiveness...
This niggas speak delusional. Don't do that, Joe.
Don't brush me off. You delusional.
Because you know what I'm saying, Joe. You not nowhere near right.
Nobody here talks aggressive but you. Okay.
All right. You're the only person in this room, for the last few years, that speaks aggressively to people.
Really, Joe? Yes. So the time with me, it was going at you.
Mel had started now with the motherfucker. You're fat.
I'll never tell you about my dad again. See that shit? You firing shots? Huh? Are you firing? No, I'm telling you.
I'm telling you. I'm telling you.
I'm telling you. I'm telling you.
I I'm sorry. I saw that.
She was going to tell you guys that I'm talking about every game. She's trying to do Karen tweets, like victim Karen tweets.
Why are they Karen tweets? Hey, just stop deflecting. This is about you, motherfucker.
Very good. Okay? Put your phone away.
Put your fucking phone away. Very good.
Very good. You know, man.
You know, man I had to say, when Ish and I was going at it, Ish got aggressive.

Because he told JR, forget it.

Nah, nigga.

Nah, don't say that to JR.

Don't say that to JR, nigga.

JR is my man.

Don't say that to him.

I'm his father, nigga.

And I said, because you start acting like a baby, yo, JR, forget it.

Don't worry about it.

But I don't tell myself forget it.

That's your man.

That's your man.

So you shouldn't intervene.

Parents, he's your nephew.

Me and you should never, me and you, our issues should never reflect on him. Me, I'm just saying, that's how I do it.
I'm about to tell them because they're going to make up their own narrative. I asked JR to do me a favor.
JR came. I asked JR to do me a favor.
Yes. This nigga says, yo, you got my son doing your favor? Joking around.
If he do something for me, I pay. You did? I pay.
If that nigga could go get some Chipotle, I pay. That's a fact.
Like, what are we talking about? I said, all right, JR, never mind. I got mad.
He gets mad. Mind your business.
You can't do it. I'm his father.
Like, JR, he look at. Yeah, all right.
What's wrong with your man? Thank you. I love both of you.
I'm sorry. Okay, okay, okay.
That's your man. But you was out of line too? I apologize and tell y'all's therapist about it.
Yeah, I got it.

I got it.

I got it.

Let's go.

You're right, you're right.

We love y'all.

I don't know where to go.

I don't care about nothing.

That's your man.

I don't care about nothing of it.

Well, actually, while we're on the smoke segment, let's do ISO for Mark.

It's Mark's first day.

Let's do ISO for him because he's had an intense few days with Lord Jamar. I didn't know where this was going yet.
Yeah, but you tell everybody out there why you should not call Kamala. Can we pause? Because I want to get on this conversation.
I got a package downstairs. And that is why Ish is my favorite.
Remember this podcast? Fuck this, Barack. The cameras, the lights.
Yo, I want to chime in on this shit. This is really important to me.
But just stop, because I got a package of mailman. Yo, where else could you hear somebody do that? And not his house.

Yo, what other live taping do you hear somebody say? Hey, pause that produced topic. I got some mail downstairs.
All right. Often.
Yo. But it's cool.
Why, because Mark was passionate about this, I'm clearing out. Just take your man one-on-one.
Why should people not call Kamala Harris redacted and redacted? I'm not going to say it. Look, my issue, because I wasn't that passionate about it except seeing who does it.
Because nobody here thinks you should call Kamala Harris the B word, right? I don't feel that way. Nobody thinks you should.
I don't think you should direct that word at any woman unless it's in that friendly, playful, acceptable, gossipy type of manner.

But as far as referring to them that way, I know.

And as a dude, I just don't use it at all.

Got it.

But for me, it's like I'm watching Lord Jamar make a whole infomercial about why he's not voting for Kamala Harris.

Cool, don't vote for Kamala Harris. That's your business, right? I think his reasons are dumb, but, you know, fine.
But to say she's not qualified to work at a 7-Eleven and then to call her the B-word, right? Then you see Judge Joe Brown double down on it and call her a sleaze, call her a hoe. And then there was my man with the Trump or Tramp t-shirt.

Lady on Bell.

And it's like, why

are we doing this?

Like, it's weird to

me. And I see a lot of black

men in particular do it. And that's the ones who I'm most

frustrated with. But that's funny you say that.

I was just about to ask you,

but don't you have to ask yourself why it's

being done? Does it matter? Yeah, it matters. I don't think nothing is excused.
I don't think not one excuse justifies why it's being done. You're right.
You're right. I agree with that.
We're throwing logic and logical people to the side. Emotionally.
When you understand why people are doing it, it don't matter if the point is right or wrong. Their why ain't, hey, this is some wrong shit to do, so I'm going to stop.
Their why is related to something different. Incentivized.
Yes. Possibly by being paid by the Republican campaign.
Well, Le'Veon Bell and them niggas got paid. Antonio Brown, they got paid to go up there and do all of that.
Judge Joe Brown is Judge Joe Brown.

I ain't even paying him. He's just a piece of shit.
I view Judge Joe Brown like Judge Joe Brown. So even when his name was written on the board, I'm like, yo, I never want to see Judge Joe Brown's name.
You definitely said that. Because why do we want to discuss anything that Judge Joe Brown got to say? Cool.
And then Lord Jamar is, eh. And even his explanation for it, and that's the only thing I'll say, and I'll toss it right back to you.
Lord Jamar's explanation for it was I was on another platform where it's hip hop, so we talking hip hop. I would say to Lord Jamar that we should want to represent hip hop a little better than that.
Right. It shouldn't be I'm on a hip hop platform, so bitch, bitch, bitch, hoe, fuck, cunt, scum scum tramp why are we not trying to bring hip hop over there and just show something different that was disgusting to me I don't have an issue with him personally I don't know him personally but that explanation and he walked it back and then he walked it back the next day or two days later and apologize this is on Pierce Morgan because I asked him directly on Pierce Morgan I said like why are you calling her to be where like come on because i feel like we got to call each other out in those moments you know i'm saying and and that's when he said yeah it was hip-hop and also that's not hip-hop even in hip-hop you people don't rap about calling it great nobody like my grandma made me some eggs that bitch was like you like kamala harris is running for president you know what i mean like we never even in hiphop, called our aunties and our grandmoms and people we revered

the B-word. That's not even a proper

representation of hip-hop, even at its worst.

I agree with that. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, why

are you doing this? And I agree,

some people are being incentivized, which I don't

respect, but

some people are doing it for free.

Yo, dawg, but even if you do or do

not revere the fact that she's running for

president, that's cool. Stand

in your policy, stand in whatever. For a

black man to publicly get up there and just be denounced

Thank you. Didn't do nothing to you.
Like, you don't know him. You know what I mean? And again, just because you don't like their policy, that's cool.
You don't have to. I don't think that they know anything about her policies.
It depends on the person. Some of these people are knowledgeable about their emotions.
We're just talking about these particular three. Some of them.
Because these particular three right now like it or not they are representing the black male voice. That's not true.
No. That's not true.
Even if they are that don't mean that they're not knowledgeable about her policies. No I'm not saying that that's my perception.
I'm saying that it would be a generalized perception because what has been discussed right now is black men and their reticence of wanting to vote for her

and talking about how they're voting for Trump.

So this is just like...

I want to chime in because I think it's important.

That's true.

That's still separate.

And it's still not a majority of black men

are voting for Donald Trump.

But it's still important to say,

hey, there may be some, what you said, evanescence. What you said, some Deratterson.
Whatever you said, it might be some of that. What I'm saying is there is a narrative being constructed right now.
That's all I'm saying. True.
We know that it's not true. When you have a critically thinking mind, you can see that these three are not representative of all black men, not even fucking close.

True, but you said that they don't know her policy.

And somebody can know her policy

and just not agree with her policy.

And you're absolutely right.

Still, the bitch word ain't warranted.

You're absolutely right.

The Trump ain't warranted.

None of that stuff is warranted

if I don't agree with your politics.

And that's my point.

I was just basically going to say

that I would bet cold card cash

that these three particular men don't know shit about her policy. Lord, Jamar definitely don't.
That's just my opinion. That's just my opinion.
Let me ask you a question now, Mark. So, I heard what you said, but I kind of disagree because I do hear in hip-hop, black men call older black women bitches.
Judges, parole officers. People who did harm to them.

That's subjective.

It's not subjective. Jamar never don't know her.

I don't know what I'm saying. But you use hip-hop.
You said in hip-hop

we don't do that, but that's not true. That's the part I'm talking

about. That's not true.
People do that.

And they may not look at

Miss Kamala

as... Kamala.

Kamala, pardon me. They may not look at her as

their auntie or anybody that they revere.

So they're going to call out her name. That's what people

do that in hip-hop. You use hip-hop as aala upon me.
They may not look at her as their auntie or anybody that they revere. So they're going to call out her name.
That's what people do that in hip hop. You use hip hop as a standard.
I agree with him. Hip hop should be represented better.
That's a different conversation than saying that we don't do it because I could point out plenty of songs where niggas is calling black women, older black women, bitches. Or young.
It all matters. Or young, yes.
I agree with that. And I'm not saying that that doesn't happen to hip-hop.
I'm not trying to romanticize hip-hop. All I'm saying is that in general in hip-hop, we don't go around just randomly calling people who we have respect for or people who haven't done anything.
But they don't have respect for her. And that takes us to the next question, right? Which is why? Okay.
Which is why? Okay. I don't know.
Like, if they... If he...
Even if he had said, Kamala is leading the genocide overseas. Right.
F that be. I wouldn't like it, but at least there would be a connective line to it.
Okay. He's just...
He just don't like her. And so he's...
I mean, he's calling her B just because she's black and a woman. So you think that...
No. Wait.
Yes. No.
No. Yes.
Yes. That's...
Yes. No, you're yelling think that.
Mark. No.
I don't think that. He's calling her a B because she's a black and a woman.
I don't agree with that. I'll even say because she's a woman.
But it's absolutely not because he doesn't believe in her policies. Not because of the things that they think that they know.
Yeah, not because of the things that they know. Here's why I say that.
They are against. Let's look, if we were to look up all the people he's disagreed with.
Yes. He's disagreed with them a lot.
Right. And all of the ones that he has disagreed with, he's giving them equal smoke and vitriol.
And I'm good with the smoke. I'm good with the vitriol.
But what are we calling Donald Trump when we disagree with him? What are we calling Hillary Clinton when we disagree with him? What are we calling Barack Obama when we disagree with him? That's what I'm saying. He's not like, Obama, that bitch ass nigga didn't sign the welfare reform.
No, they be, yo, that house nigga, that coon ass nigga, that blah. They do.
They give it to him. I ain't heard this, and I ain't Mr.
Political at all. I ain't heard this part in droves like I hear about Congress.
Of course not. I's not about any president elect not hillary not obama even when he was saying the birth certificate he's not black people like still all some of the same shit i never heard people when you somebody likes you this isa said this for three years to me when somebody likes you they'll, right? No matter what's going on.
Barack Obama

was widely liked.

Yeah. Right? So nobody,

he's not going to get the same exact smoke

that she's getting. People don't particularly

care for her.

So they giving her the shaft.

I'm not agreeing with it.

And I'm not justifying it. I'm just explaining

why Barack Obama was liked.

People liked him.

He was definitely very popular. He was voted.
She was never voted. But I'll tell you what.
That's a good point, too. I will do this.
What I will do is this. And I'm with you.
I totally disagree with it. Yeah, I disagree with it.
Calling that woman out on her name. Especially now.
If you want to do that in March, nigga, then cool. But right this second, eh, not the best time.
But the word got back. They went to whatever closet to check the numbers and the metrics with the fax machine, whatever they look at, to say, all right, we don't have a black boat.
The fax machine, yeah. These companies, these people with all of the money got a different way that they look at metrics.
So her metrics came back and said, all right, we don't have the black male vote. So she went and got with Charlamagne.
And she went to, you know, it's a few weeks until it's time. But the one ad she did with the 20V1 balloon shit, did you see it? Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Help us out.
I didn't see it. I'm going to play it.
Okay. I'm going to play it for you if I can find it.
But I guess that's my response to Mark in this moment. Let me play it first.
What do you do and how much do you do? Here we go. Hello, ladies.
I'm Terry. And if you don't know, this is the 20 v.
One balloon challenge. A young black male walks up and they're going to play the balloon game.
Here we go. Hello, ladies.
I'm Terry. What do you do and how much do you work in finance? Making six figures.
How tall are you? Six five. Do you have a plan to vote in November? Nah, not my thing.
And that's the end of the ad. The end of it says...
It's a great ad. I couldn't disagree with you more.
It's a powerful ad. I mean, it's encouraging people to vote.
I think that's great. It's a powerful ad.
If you want pussy, make sure you vote for Kamala. That's not what you're saying.
No. That's not what you're saying.
I'm just saying,ant niggas like myself. You're not ignorant.
I'm just saying, but I consider that my comment. They're basically saying the women are not going to fuck with you because obviously you're going to do these dating shows to get shows picked by a woman.
Right. He's 6'5", turn on.
He's 6'5", he works at finance and he makes six figures. He doesn't vote, turn off.
So what I'm saying is that, yes, that's a turn off. So that's what I'm saying.
So basically, you don't have a chance with these women if you don't vote. It's a deal breaker.
I don't like that you're painting a certain demo of black men to appear as non-voters because you don't have the black male vote. I don't think that's what it is at all.
This, to me, reminds me of Biden up there telling Charlemagne that you're not black. You're not black and you don't vote.
This has those same those same connotation. Yeah.
Yeah. It don't that don't feel good.
I'm a young black man and I'm voting. Why is this your imagery? Because you don't have the black vote.
Even if I'm a little off, I don't think that her or her campaign is doing a great job of appealing to the people that she's trying to appeal to. I think that's right.
I'm mature enough to say, hey, I don't think that her or her campaign is doing a great job of appealing to the people that she's trying to appeal to.

I think that's right. I'm mature enough to say, hey, I don't necessarily rock with how that ad looks.
Somebody else may say this, this, this be. So that's what I have for that.
I don't agree with it. Can I ask you guys a question?

What should she be doing to make her attempt to attract the black male voter authentic and genuine? What should she be doing? Because I agree that this is controversial. It is dope.
It is controversial, but it can be taken the wrong way by somebody who's already really, really sensitive about it. And there's a bunch of men that can look at that like, see, she's shitting on us.
That's not the way to fucking get us. So I have a real question for everybody in this room because I'm sitting with black men.
What should she be doing that could come across in a very genuine and authentic way? It scary it's that question is scary for me to answer that question is scary i just want to say that i have an answer you do i have an answer too i don't because this is what this is what to me is problematic about this question for me it's problematic that i think that a white man is finding better ways to connect to the young black male vote than the black woman. He just went to McDonald's and served up fucking fries.
That's not connecting with us. That is, that's gross.
But she said that and not me. True, I know.
She said that and not me. But that's one of his ways.
That's not to connect to black men. That's not the way to connect to us.
Donald Trump for most. All right, go ahead.
I think the ways that he is, quote unquote, attempting to connect to us are low-key jabs and insults at us. I'm open to that too.
Like, if you go get this hip-hop dude that's going to jail. We've heard black men saying, yo, I fuck with Trump more because he got felonies on his jacket.
He's more relatable. That's an insult to us.
But on the flip side of that coin, I'm going to get some of these niggas out of jail. True.
Yeah. Okay.
Some of them that's in there, I'm getting them out. But so is she.
Who? And he's getting high profile people out. Hold up.
I don't want to get... Who? Her...
What did you say? She don't know about it. Yeah, who? For Kamala Harris? Yeah.
Not individuals. If you're talking about pardoning people...
Problem one. No, no, no.
She's talking about systemic change. For example, we're going to make it set all these people we defense is going to get out.
I don't care. I'm talking about marketing.
I'm not saying she's... Hold on.
I'm not saying she's never done it. Right.
I'm saying how he's doing it. His marketing plan is better.
Is resonating with young black men. Maybe, because I ain't checking no facts, a little more, it seems a little more sincere.
Yo, when he brought Trick Trick out in Detroit, boy was I mad. Boy was I mad about it.
Not because it's Trick Trick coming out for Donald Trump in Detroit, but because who does he have in his team that's telling him that this nigga was that influential is Detroit. Trick Trick is the person if you want a young black man.
That's what I'm saying. He did that in New York with Chef G.
Do I think that Donald Trump knows who Chef G and fucking them niggas are? Hell no. But who do you have in your camp that's telling you that's the one to choose? Go get these people.
Your story, what you're trying to say will resonate with theirs. Hey, go to them barbershops over there.
You're talking about sincerity and being genuine. What says that more than barbershops?

Nothing.

Like, I'm not putting this on the presidential candidates.

No, their team.

I'm putting this on the teams,

and that's just what's troublesome for me.

But wouldn't you guys look at her

visiting barbershops

as being completely fucking, like, convoluted?

No.

It depends.

That's not true.

Some people would.

She's Mel's right.

Right.

Yo, if you don't like somebody,

you'll say, yo, this B is going to these barbershops

and pandering.

She's pretending to be black. She's trying to be that.
Less people will say it than when you go to Roscoe's and get the chicken and grits and eat watermelon on the camera. Less people will say it.
No, but as a white dude, that's what they tried to do. His team said, yo, I want him to resonate with the blacks, so let me go over here to Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles.
I look at that as insulting. No, it is insulting.
It's insulting to us. But to other people, they think that that resonates.
So, okay, I'm going to go, I'm going to pardon Wayne or I'm going to pardon Kodak or I'm going to pardon whoever. I'm looking at that for what it is, which is a marketing ploy.
But the other people that may not see that are looking at that like, yo, he resonating with us. He fuck with us.
Yo, even whoever told him to go get shot. I'm not playing.
I agree with you. I'm not playing.
I'm agreeing with you. I do.
Yo, there had to be a cockamamie brain back there to say not once but twice. Let's try it again.
I'm agreeing with you. Hey, they forgot about all the favor we gained back then.
Try it again. Whatever brain is coming up with this shit, the nigga Sunset would act.
I'm agreeing with you. He's going on Rogan.
They just announced Friday. They did Schultz.
They just announced. He did Schultz.
But forget about Schultz for two seconds. He's going on Rogan.
They announced Friday. The top six podcasts amongst black males in this age group of what? We might be five.
Charlamagne is two, so Kamala hits there. Guess who's number one? You guessed it.
Joe fucking Rogan. By a mile.
Way more than a mile. Way more than a mile.
It's a mile. Joe Rogan has more audience than I'm not even going to say the slight potential partners in the future.
But that's what I'm saying. Why can't Kamala go with number one i think not even the people just number one versus number two i heard she's planning on doing that though hopefully it's too late but i think not too late i think i think it's a problem everything do everything i don't want to say do everything in all fairness to her in all fairness to her and i'm not trying to keep for her make excuses she got tossed in so they didn't have a plan like if Like, if you're writing a book.
It's not time for that. Hold on, let me finish.
Let me finish. She just, bro, she's been running for president for two and a half months, three months.
I understand, but along with all that money that was raised within the first 48 hours also has to come with. She should have went to the...
So now you got to get your team in place. He already had a team.
And not only that, he's already been president. She has to get her team in place.
And that's pivotal. Which is how he can pardon people when she can.
And the last time we had one of these talks, somebody did reach out to somebody that knows me and said, hey, such and such for Kamala's campaign would like to come up there and discuss the points that we were talking about about her trying to appeal to black men.

And that is where you lose the pulse on the culture. Thank you.
Kamala such and such we big enough and we got enough reach to the masses that she's supposed to come sit her ass up here. Kamala such and such with all due respect.
Yes. With all due respect.
And that's the problem. I would love for that to happen.
However No. Where is she? Yes.
That's true. That's what's supposed to happen to answer your question.
That's a thousand percent correct. But let me say this though because I was just pulling up her actual initiative.
There's marketing and then there's actual policy. Kamala Harris made an actual policy plan for black men that she put out last week.
Which means nothing if you lose the market. No, I'm not against it.
And that's unfortunate. Yeah, you go.
That's what's unfortunate. Because that's what should be marketed right now.
And it has in it a million, providing a million loans to develop black male entrepreneurs. Love it.
Championing education, training, and mentorship programs that help black men get good paying jobs. It's five of them.
Number three, a regulatory framework for cryptocurrency and other digital assets so black men who invest in and own those assets are protected. Number four, launching a national health equity initiative focused on black men that addresses sickle cell diabetes, mental health, prostate cancer, and other health challenges.
And number five, legalizing recreational marijuana and creating opportunities for black Americans to succeed in this new industry. So even just with number five as an example, if you actually legalize drugs, in this case weed, it will lead to fewer black men going into prison, excarceration, getting more black men out of prison, decarceration.
And that's way more important than liberating Lil Wayne. Let me ask you a question.
That's an insult to me, Mark. Let me ask you a question real quick, Mark.
How much times, as young black men, how much times we've seen people promise us things and it didn't come through? Oh, no, I agree. Lots.
So what I'm saying is that's not going to win us over. Those shits is not...
Nobody want to hear that. But we've actually seen that executed.
We've actually seen that... Not when it comes to politics.
Under Obama? Yeah, yeah. They legalize...
He literally decriminalized weed and stopped privatized federal prisons. A lot of young black men...
But Obama won the marketing. Yeah, he did.
I agree that the marketing is bad here. We all agree on that.
Trump, listen, I'm not, listen. What I'm saying is that a lot of promises was made and they didn't happen.
That's it. That's how a lot of niggas is looking for themselves.
Then why trust Trump? And another, because he showed example about freeing some of the niggas. Marketing.
The marketing plan. Just marketing.
And on top of that, why don't she go to the jails and speak to the, because that's what a lot of people have issues with her about, right? But why do y'all have this? She didn't have to do that. The same way she focused on her female sororities.
I'm not college man. Focus on the dudes.
Yes. Stay in your ballpark.
Do anything to get the dudes. And I feel like that's what she's doing, but I feel like we're holding her to an unfair standard.
I do too. And let me be clear.
I am not a Kamala stan at all. Me neither.
You know, I'm a lifelong Green Party member. You know, I'm not saying, I'm not telling people to do anything right now.
Although I think Kamala's a much better choice than Donald Trump. And I think we have to stop Donald Trump from being president no matter what.
But what I will say is... And I'm voting for Kamala no matter what, just so I'm clear in this argument.
That's my vote. And if I were voting today, I would vote for Kamala Harris too.
And I'm in Pennsylvania where it matters. Not to be smart, but I mean, that actually can sway the election.
Jersey, New York don't matter, right? But if Kamala Harris is being held to a step... Don't say it like that.
Don't say it like, you're right, but don't say Jerry Andrew, you don't matter. Don't matter.

He said don't matter because traditionally we're going like that in that tone, nigga.

He's sensitive.

Just calm down.

Everybody calm down.

Come on, man.

Everybody be cool.

So what I'm saying is, like, I hear people saying I'm not voting for Kamala Harris because she's not black, for example. I hear a lot of people saying that.
And then they're going to vote for a white man. So, like, what is the logic in that? None.
You're okay voting for non-black people, just not her. There's no logic.
You know what I mean? She has sex with too many people. Donald Trump has been credibly accused of sexual assault.
He has been. He's not accused.
No, he's not accused. And he's been civilly found guilty of these things.
So what I'm saying is like, you think, because she has some rumor of her having sex in the past, oh my God, a woman had sex, right? That suddenly disqualifies her. But suddenly Donald Trump, who is known to have sex, he got, I mean, again, he is the stereotype.
I think I said this before, he is the fucking stereotype. He's got all the things.

He's got all the pathologists,

all the baby mamas,

all the, all the,

and yet that's okay.

Just not Kamala Harris

maybe having dated a couple people.

It's relatability.

You don't want to hear it,

but people feel like

they can relate to that nigga.

Listen to this.

It was the 90s.

Literally what was giving me

an aneurysm when I walked in here today.

She don't have the pulse on the culture

because them five things

that marked his name,

to me,

he doesn't either.

She didn't reach nobody.

Yes, he does.

He has a better pulse on the culture

as a white man.

No, because somebody in his camp

Let's go. I don't have the pulse on the culture.
Because them five things that Mark just named, to me, she didn't reach nobody. Yes, he does.
He has a better pulse on the culture as a white man. No, because somebody in his camp.
Now, please let me finish. That's their team.
So he got to get the credit with his team. His team is convincing him to go shoot at these young black males and you target these specific things and you're going to win them over.
Whether it's genuine or not, it don't matter. The five things that Mark just listed for me, most of that is bullshit to the average man running around.
The average man running around could care less about cryptocurrency. The average man running around could care less about getting into the weed business.
But the first two was about homeownership. Sorry.
Let them finish. The first one was about giving loans to people.
Not about homeownership. It was about giving loans.
So the average Joe Schmoe black around, most of those things don't even... I'm voting for Kamala.
I'm just being objective here. Most of those things that she listed as her initiative to help black men don't help the average black men.
They might help Antoine because I can take advantage of some of that shit. But I'm in a financial position and I have enough knowledge in which to take advantage of that shit.
The average black man running around, they don't. You know who they relate to? Wayne and Kodak.
He went and got Wayne and Kodak. He went and got sports figures to come up there on the stand for him.
He went and got Amber Rose to come on the stand for him. He has a better pulse on culture than him.
You're telling your head back, but somebody in his team was smart enough to say that. It did do something.
Okay. It did do something.
And I'm all for this. I'm all for this.
And that's my frustration. I'm going to put it real simple.
I think too many black men want to be white men. Okay.
No, just listen to me. Just hear me out.
Just hear me out. I'm not saying y'all because y'all don't.
I don't agree with that. But what I'm saying is when they look at Donald Trump, the thing that they aspire to, they don't give a fuck about Donald Trump's policies.
They don't know Donald Trump's policy. Hers either.
Agreed. So they're not thinking about policy.
But they love the way Donald Trump moved in the world. Think about how much Donald Trump got wrapped about before he became a Republican and wasn't cool to do anymore.
Black people want to be rich like everybody else. Black people want to be famous and powerful like everybody else.
And for most people, and especially black men right now, the image of that is a white man.

Donald Trump is who we want to be,

and that's why Donald Trump gets the votes from people,

even when it's against

their own interests.

That's what fucks me up.

If you want to be Donald Trump

because he helps you, fine.

Vote for Kamala Harris

if she helps you, fine.

But then that's not

what they voting on.

If you want to reply to that, Mel,

if you want to reply to that,

then close us out.

If not, then I'll let that be a close.

I think that's a horrible surface assessment.

I don't know.

So why Obama won?

We believed in him.

Which means it's not about wanting to be a white man.

Belief.

Belief.

He resonated with the people.

They believed in his message.

They believed in his marketing.

Nobody could tell you they voted for Obama

because his policy was X, Y, and Z because most people are not that politically sound. They don't know policy.
They believed in this man. So whatever he was doing to resonate with them, it worked.
The same thing that Donald Trump is doing. Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on a second. And then you go.
And then somebody close. Okay, fine.
What's interesting about that is the fact that we already have a working example. Donald Trump was in office.
What did he do for black people other than pardon a couple of rappers? No. What did he do for black men, black women, black people? I'm going to tell you what they think.
And that was my exact point I was about to say. Most people that don't know shit about politics say, Donald Trump got us the money.
He got us the money. He got us the money.
Yeah, which is bullshit. It is bullshit.
It really is bullshit. But look, stop.
Great marketing plan. It's bullshit.
Great marketing. But marketing works.
And now when you say, why you voting for Donald Trump? Everybody that is black that I know say, yo, because when Donald Trump was the president, we got the bag. They got stimulus packages that were COVID based.
It wasn't because Donald Trump. Donald Trump was denouncing COVID.
He said shit was fake. They don't care about the truth.
They care about what it looks like and what the people are saying. So Donald Trump said, yo, I'm going to give y'all $600 extra a week in y'all check.
They think that he did that. Right, like Congress didn't do it.
Exactly. Congress didn't do it.
He did that. I agree.
You know what I'm saying? Yo, PPP money, whatever the fucking case may be, people in the hood was coming up off of that. So they feel like Donald Trump is an advocate for that, which is false.
We might know it's false because we may have more information, but she's not doing anything to combat what their perceptions of him are. I'm not saying that black men want to be any white man.
Alright, closing's on you now. To your Obama point, I don't think that black men want to be any white man.
Good point. I think there's certain kinds of white men.
They don't want to be John McCain, right, who Obama beat. They don't want to be Mitt Romney, who Obama beat.
They want to be what Donald Trump projects. Yeah, he represents power, unchecked power, no accountability, you know, be able to do whatever he wants.
It's the same thing that happens when, again, when people like Bill Cosby,

whoever get in trouble, people always say

why they don't do that to Epstein?

Why they don't do that to Matt Lennon? They always pick white men

and say... The white-aboutism.
Right. And it's not that

they want those white men to get treated like the black men.

They want the black men to be treated like

the white men. Our vision of freedom is

tied to whiteness. And it's not just black

men. I'm just saying...
Oh, in some instances, I agree.

But not in this one. I don't agree.

I just see so many black men talk to me about

Trump and their eyes get big. They start smiling.

You know, like Flip did with

Caitlyn Clark. And it's like, they get so

excited.

They get so excited, man.

Panda a lot. You panda.

I'm not pandering. I've been calling you on that panda shit.

That's not pandering. You have to stop because

a lot of shit you're just saying because

a person is black or a person is

white or you don't, you don't, and you

I'm not pandering. I've been calling you on that panda shit.
That's not pandering. You have to stop because a lot of shit you're just saying because a person is black or a person is white or you don't, you don't, and you're a guy with facts, but sometimes you don't be saying the facts to me.
What facts I ain't say? Like, like, like, listen, they were, if you're talking about the Caitlyn girl, they was mistreating her. You didn't acknowledge that.
I don't agree. All right.
But they were. They have highlights that she was getting more abuse than any player.
She has the highest user rate in the league. Cool.
We're going to move on because he wants to move on. Don't play that while I...
Wow. I mean, I asked four of y'all to close it.
I was trying. Y'all still want it.
That was passionate.

So now I'm bringing out my new Steam song.

Look what y'all made me do.

I like that.

Next will be BBC.

Next will be BBC.

Come on.

I like that.

Chill out, man.

Chill out.

We did it.

See, look.

Hey, they're killing it.

Hold on.

Yeah.

In closing.

No, I like it. That's good.
I think it was needed. Flip.
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And tomorrow, on the 3 p.m. news, we have Black Dark Lamont Hill.
Dark Lamont Hill. With Ishmael.
Antoine. And Mel with the weather.
Why do I have to be relegated to the weather? Thank you.

I was just about to ask that.

Oh, my God.

That was sexist.

Hey, you ain't saying that at the Knock Itself Out video.

Don't say it here, girl.

Hey, if you ain't saying that at all the video shows,

that Big Ben been here.

The sun was shining.

Yeah, now she want to come up here with all fucking backbone and spines.

I just wanted to know how sexy you would have looked jumping in that pool. I wouldn't have been jumping in the pool.
What would you have been doing? Not jumping in the pool. Pouring the moat on you.
What the fuck you talking about? Oh, you can't say that. Hey.
Bam, bam, bam, bam. Bam, bam, bam, bam.
Bam, bam, bam, bam. Don't do that.
Bam, bam, bam. You know what.
Oh, man, yo. Yo, what else? What else? What else? What else is important or unimportant? Actually, kind of related, but maybe not.
Abercrombie & Fitch, homeboy, sex trafficking. What happened? Okay.
What's up, man? The former CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch was arrested on Tuesday alongside his partner, Matt Smith, and Jim Jacobson as part of a federal sex trafficking investigation led by the FBI and prosecutors in Brooklyn. All right.
What do you mean? You did the news voice too. In Brooklyn.
In Brooklyn. It pops out every once in a while.
Yo, but they were sex trafficking males. males.
Yeah, it's stemming from a civil lawsuit filed by alleged victims who claim that the trio sexually exploited young

men at lavish parties that they

hosted. they were sex trafficking males.
Yeah. It's stemming from a civil lawsuit filed by alleged victims who claim that the trio sexually exploited young men at lavish parties that they hosted in the U.S.
and abroad, luring them under false pretenses of modeling opportunities. Ooh, boy.
It doesn't just happen to women, now does it? Yeah, I wish they fixed that law where you can't lie to somebody about giving them a job so you can bring them back to the group. Now, this is the wrong time to say that.
And this is totally unrelated from now. No, no, no, no, stop.
But why? That's a new law. No, you can't do that in sex abuse.
Shut the fuck up. I'm being clear.
This is crazy. But when it's not sex abuse, I should be able to lie to you and say, I got a gig for you.
Now, how many videos you talking about? Yo, girl. Hey, girl, tomorrow I'm shooting a vid.
Next week. Yo, you want to come? Oh, well, all right, y'all.
She coming to no video shoot, nigga. Yo, this is crazy.
You can't do this. You just got to be all the way honest.
All right, go ahead. I have no comment on this.
You know that, Mark. Nigga, you threw $10,000 in strip clubs, nigga, six years ago, nigga.
Yes, that's labor. That's free work.
They're working for money no problem with that nah but then you hit them with the line you're supposed to be in here yeah yo that's your life no that's what I let me get you out of here I don't do that let me save you good there's so many jobs out here girl I did that one time prom and shorty in Vegas love and hip hop gig but she ain't want it and you wasn't gonna you wasn't gonna be able to. I wasn't going to try.
You weren't going to try. Wasn't a calm Mona ever.
Not at all. I don't promise nobody nothing.
But sometimes when I go in there, I got to leave because they want me to be more positive. You know what I mean? Like I've gotten lap dances where she'd be like, I really love what you do for the community.
You know how uncomfortable that is? Hey mom, communities. Communities.
No, that's disgusting. Communities.
Communities. One girl was like, you was my graduation speaker.
I was like, how? Wait, what? Because now you're giving me a commitment. Let's be clear.
It was 10 years after her graduation. She was old enough to be.
Oh, yeah. You clean it up? No, not clean it up.
Clean it up. She was probably like 30.
Did you stop the dance? I was just thinking, no, I was just thinking, that must have been a very good speech. Work.
Holy shit. I'm just kidding.
Stop right there. I'm just saying, it wasn't very motivational.
Stop right there. I'm kidding.
She's entrepreneurial. No, I have no problem.
Look how you look down on women. I have no problem with people dancing.
I really don't. I have no problem with, no, it's labor.
Women should be doing what they want. True.
As long as they're not being exploited, as long as nobody's taking their money, as long as they're not being abused, I ain't got no issue with that. Respect.
That's all I'm saying. I think we shame, we shame dancers too much.
Not no more. Your choice, your voice.
Yeah. Not no more.
This is society. Nobody in this room.
They in this room. Oh, okay.
Nah, dancers is lit, nigga. The dancers is lit.
Shit, the fuck lit, nigga. Hello.
Right, got a nigga pouting. Get you in trouble, nigga.
Right. Pouty eyes and shit.
Every time y'all say strip club, my wrists just get more Thanos. There's an art to it.
Y'all, this guy is crazy, son. That nigga nigga said I want my thousand dollars The last hour He does serious too You I want a thousand dollars The last The night You crazy nigga A thousand dollars In a strip club Hey Mark Do you know what I gotta do To earn a thousand dollars I get it Then don't go to the strip club Wait wait wait wait Don't act like you do a lot Nigga you a lot.
Nigga, you sit here and talk. Now you're taking it too far.
Earn way more than that. Now you're taking it too far.
You sit here talking and earn way more than that. You go crazy with the candidates.
You know what I have to do to earn a thousand dollars? Sit and talk, nigga. No, yeah.
That's what you think? Word. Sit and talk, that's what everybody think.
And you're a great talker, nigga. That's what everybody think.
You gave him a run today in my head. I'm like, yeah, get that nigga.
I don't give a fuck. I'm a troublemaker.
I'm you're not, but in my mind, I set up competition. I was sitting here, because this nigga kept cutting me off.
And I'm going to talk to him about that later. I was setting up competition in my mind.
I was sitting there. I was like, oh, damn, it's good, it's good.
He was coming back. But at the same time, you sit here and talk for $1,000.
Way more than that. So you can't use that example.
You don't know what I make for the talk here. One.

Number two.

It's more than $1,000-ish, man.

And don't make it sound like

you got to toot your ass

up in the air

to make a decent living.

You got to hear yourself.

We're answering your question.

You sit down on the couch

and make some money.

You're not out there

on the strip at the junction.

And they make more money than me.

I don't know that.

Ish.

You out your mind.

What junction are you talking about?

Why are you pocket-watching the fucking literal hoes? I'm not pocket-. You're pocket watching the literal hoes? That's what you call your friends, literal hoes.
We're not talking about my friends. No, he's talking about the girls on the strip.
He's talking about the stroll, nigga, like Pennsylvania Avenue. Oh, outside.
He's talking about Hudson Point. Yeah, they might make more money than me too.
What the fuck you're talking about? All right, you got it, big dog. This is the job from hell.
Nobody said any of that. Look at you.
This is about the big darrens. Did you feel? That's not, no, that's because y'all take it like that.
Do you know what I have to do for $1,000? And if she's making more than you selling vagina, aren't you okay with that? You don't want to sell some dick? Yes. I'm agreeing with, I'm not opposed to that.
I hear what he said. I hear what he said.
I'm not opposed to that. What I'm telling you is nigga I don't make a thousand dollars an hour.
So I'm not going nowhere giving nobody else a thousand dollars an hour. What the fuck are we talking about? He said it's not fiscally responsible.
I don't make a thousand dollars an hour. And it never is fiscally responsible.
It's just fun as hell. That's why people do it.
That's it. That's it.
I don't do it anymore but when I did do it Well you don, you don't do it because, you know. $10,000 at least lasts me a week.
Come on, Mark. Come on.
$10,000 lasts your week. I don't do it because I don't enjoy it anymore.
Hold up. How many days a week you go to strip club out on average? My girl's listening.
She know. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Yo, you can't assault somebody your first day.
Leave your contract. You can't.
people. He know why I did that shit.
He know why I assaulted him. So think.
How many days a week you go to shit club? Twice. Jesus.
My girl's listening. My girl's listening.
I gotta die with what I die with in the beef. You know you lost though, right? You almost lost.
Sometimes I make $10,000 last two weeks. But you go two times a week.
Maybe three. That's six times.
Yeah. So you stay in there for how long? You stay in there two hours a time? Not that long.
Huh? A week? Three days a week. Two weeks.
Well, he just said that when he left Parks, he was only there for 10.15.

I don't need help in my 1v1s. I don't need help.
I got him.

I know where he's going

and have already surmised my...

Which mathematically says

you spend $1,000

less than $1,000 an hour.

Are you ready?

Let's go.

Are you ready? Look at me.

The glamorous

and the false city boss. I'm going to always be able to give you the real when it comes to these strip clubs.
are you ready? look at me don't look at him look at me the glamorous always look at me the falsity

I'm gonna always

be able to give you

the real

when it comes

to these strip clubs

it's

if I get in

the strip club

at

1am

you gone by

a dollar

is not coming out

till

2.30

so you've been in there

an hour and a half

and you ain't spent a penny

none of that matters

until

it's time to spend

Thank you. till 2.30, man.
So you've been in there an hour and a half and you ain't spent a penny. None of that matters until it's time to spend one dollar.
And is you only talking about dancing and you talking about liquor too? I'm not talking about liquor. No.
I'm talking about throwing money at the bar. Okay, stop.
Let the club get warmed up. When I go in the strip club, I do, he don't need no assistance.
You've been in the club an hour and a half. Actually, Mel's seen me in the strip club.
Well, you've me in the strip club I go in sit down order my juice and get the vibe in first feeling the music and assess the situation I go get mac and cheese no I'm sitting at the situation no we assess it no yeah but I knew at 2pm that my situation was working so I'm sitting there and I'm enjoying a vibe for two hours. I don't have the family, girl, yada, yada, yada, yada.
And when I go get the ones, every strip club in New York City, no. They put them in a bag for me.
I hide them. I hide them.
The time don't start until a dollar come out. True.
So now that's very different from getting in there, getting a stack, and then holding it hostage. I don't show nobody no money until I'm ready to throw it.
Me either. Thursday, you with me.
Thursday, you with me. I want my $1,000, though.
Before we walk in there Thursday. Oh, that's bet money.
You gotta throw that shit up. He ain't gonna throw it.
He gonna take it home and buy Infamil. He's gonna take it home and buy some stupid shit.

Simple like chow. Stupid stupid shit.

He's gonna feed your kids, nigga.

He's gonna take his kids like a fucking bum.

Dumbass buying rattles.

He's gonna take my money and go to Baby Gap or some shit. Fuck out of here.

He can't leave it around no more.

What you thought, Benica? You was awful quiet here.

Oh, you don't go. He sent his people with me.

Oh, that's the word. He sent his people with me.
Well, I used to throw money. One time.
How much? One time. What's your max? $1,500.
Once. How long were you in the club? Starless.
I was showing off. A couple hours.
No, no, no. About two hours.
That's a couple. Come in there.
Spin King is is in there. Yo.
Got a show. Shout out to Spin King.
That was a one-time thing. But I used to get dissed because I would go in the strip club and use my fake popularity and not spin anything and people would just be around me.
I didn't know that downstairs in Starlicks bitches was talking about that. They was like, this nigga's corny.
They talking talking about him too. Until I went downstairs and found out.

They're talking about him too downstairs in Starbucks.

And it got crazy.

Erica Manna, she put me on like, that's why I fucked with her.

They're talking about him downstairs, the Saints.

You know he really didn't buy that calamari.

Oh, shit.

Damn, man.

You know he really didn't buy it.

He was dead ass about it.

It's crazy.

You know my snacks?

You know what's so crazy? When you think you're doing something, it hit different when the bitches are down, it hit different. I'm just telling you, that was a reality check that I needed.
Is that a normal thing? The guys going downstairs to where the strippers get dressed and stuff like that? No, that was some really white shit you just did. Everybody is not privy to the locker room talk.
You can't go downstairs. You just gotta can't go downstairs.
No. You just got to know somebody who's down there hearing the talk and calling you so you can hear it or bringing it back to you.
Facts. That's it.
But niggas ain't just in the locker room with the girls. I didn't think so.
But I knew Kevin and stuff like that. I went downstairs.
But like I said, Erica Mena put me on. She put me to the side.
She called me. Like, nigga, you looking crazy.
I got you. You looking crazy.
You bought a bitch some earrings. It's a bullshit.
Yo, and because I got a little mole down there in the locker room, I know how many of y'all is paying rent and mortgages. Talk about it.
I know how many of y'all are purchasing cars and vehicles. Talk about it.
I know how many of y'all are fucking buying the kids school clothes. I know exactly what all of y'all

are doing.

The bust down

Cartiers.

Yeah,

it's a dangerous game.

And a lot of y'all

got fake shit too.

And guess who don't play?

Not bust down.

You.

Ding, ding, ding.

You're making one award

for not playing.

You damn right.

You won't have me down here,

girl.

That chick-ass nigga

boy.

I don't have you.

Did we discuss

the Abercrombie and Fitch dude?

Is she crazy? Is she? Yeah, we just did. I think we just all agreed.
I bet you a Pontiac. All right.
Whatever. I don't have...
Did we discuss the Abercrombie and Fish News? It's crazy, it's...

Yeah, we just did.

I think we just all agreed.

You're my bitch, a Pontiac.

Oh, all right.

Whatever.

You're my girl, a Pontiac, a huge shit.

I got this huge 2002 Pontiac.

You got all...

Are Pontiacs still a thing?

No.

It don't exist no more.

What?

They went out of business.

See?

I ain't seen a Pontiac in ages.

I had one. They went out of business.
That's correct. That's Ish ain't seen a Pontiac in ages.
I had one.

They went out of business.

That's correct.

That's Ish Bag.

And Saturn.

Ish Bag is to give bitches like you.

Ain't no more Saturns, right?

No, they're gone.

That's not my bag.

Ish, you let them drive you, Saturn.

Yeah.

I can't.

If somebody wants to befriend me, then they befriend me.

I'm not paying for your friendship.

And if they say, oh, Ish, I need help, and you have a 1990 Saturn sitting in the parking lot. Oh, yeah, you got that.
Exactly. That's your bag.
You can ride around with that. I'm so generous.
Before we end, I want to say my heart does go out to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Oh, man.
That was rough. What happened last night, two nights ago, for Mike Evans and Chris Godwin was crazy.
They were having an unbelievable season sitting at fucking what? Lost both of them last night. Five and two.
Or two nights ago. They were five and two.
Lost both for what looks like the season. Baker Mayfield, what I think is leading the league in fucking touchdowns or yards or some shit.
Like, they were having a year. He's playing well.
They were having a year. And they cut them out every year.
Not only playing well, but I want to take a second to highlight Baker Mayfield. Word.
Right? Not just playing well, but had his ass handed to him out of Cleveland. Yeah.
Like, really got railroaded out of there with a horrible smear campaign and media blitz to his character, to his work ethic. They triedziel.
Johnny Manziel part two is what they tried to do. It was tough for him to get a gig anywhere.
Tampa Bay brought him in. He got a follow behind Tom Brady and that championship team.
And to bring him where he brought him last year and to sit at five and two before these two horrific injuries, I don't think Baker Mayfield's name get talked about in the proper light enough. So I just want to highlight him.
Him, I just had a conversation the other day with my man. Him, Geno Smith, and my man named three people.
Him, Geno Smith, and somebody else. Joe Flacco.
No, it was somebody. But Joe Flacco's another one.
Sam Darnold. Sam Darnold.
Sam Darnold. Sam Darnold.
Them three right there. But I'm putting Joe Flacco in that same group.
Fan, the thing, what they've done when they left those respective organizations and turned green, it just speaks volumes. But, yeah, Baker Merrill Phil's going crazy.
I think that he just had to grow, yo. I think he came out of college.
He was a little Johnny Manziel-ish, yo. Yeah.
To be honest. And is when you start thinking I'm the shit, I'm the shit, I'm the shit.
Clearly he wasn't. I think you're talking about swag, sauce, and aura.
That's what I'm talking about. But they tried to tie that to his work ethic, his ability to practice.
And we've seen the Johnny Manziel story. So it's different.
Baker Mayfield could have went somewhere and took $500 per autograph. He didn't.
He stayed on the job when he was kicking his back in and is delivering. But go ahead.
So I just think that sports has a way of humbling you. Right? I think when you come out of high school, when you come out of college, grown people have been kissing your ass since you was in middle school.
True. Literally.
Right? And I think that you go to high school, you all-world, you go to college, you All-American, you get drafted,

and then things sometimes don't pan out.

And I think they are humbling situations for a lot of these men.

And then I think once you damn near be on the verge of getting out the league

and you get another shot, I think it's when you find your purpose.

Cleveland also has been notoriously not good at developing quarterbacks.

A graveyard.

A graveyard.

I also like to remind Giant fans that Daniel Jones has been there six years.

And I think if he left the Giants and went somewhere else,

I think he'd blossom.

I wish he would.

You know I like Daniel Jones.

I wish he would.

Take him.

Never.

Take him.

Have at it.

It's time to watch Saquon do what he's doing

and then still look at Daniel Jones and the $140 million y'all gave him. I'm sick to my stomach, but it's fine.
I don't have anything else that's near and dear to my heart. I don't even know the Lamar Odom story.
If one of y'all want to brief me quickly, we didn't talk about the title record. That's true.
That shit was a slap, too. Can somebody pull up that record so I can hear it? In the meantime, what did Lamar Odom say? So, it was

discovered in

Liam Payne's autopsy

that he was

that he had something called pink cocaine.

Wait, say that again.

Go ahead. Play your fucking shit.

So, it was

determined during Liam Payne's

autopsy that he was said to

have had pink cocaine in his system, which is a drug cocktail known as pink cocaine, like I said. A mix of ketamine, methamphetamine, and ecstasy.
So, Lamar Odom says that, yeah, I had that shit in my system, and it caused hallucinations and to hear voices, so that's probably why things ended the way that they did. That was his take on things.
Pink cocaine is the name of the concoction. Yes.
That's like party mix. That's like when they put the pretzels with the Cheetos.
In that bowl. In that big ass bowl.
Chex mix in there too. It's the big time.
Bullshit Chex mix. That's the coke Chex mix.
We're fucked up. Thank you to Lamar Odom for sharing that.
I think Lamar Odom would and should know. Rest in peace to Liam Payne.
And again, be careful. Be careful with what you consume, how you consume it, and where you get it from, I think, is the overarching story here.
Point. True.
Yeah. Rest in peace.
I mean, I can imagine. I believed the hotel when they said he was bugging out for a few days in there.
Yeah, they said that people were going there. He wouldn't let them in the room.
Yeah, I believed them. He locked them out of the room.
If y'all found some shit in the system that helps to explain why these things were occurring, then cool. Awesome.
Yo, I'm not doing a TV breakdown of anything, but last night I just happened to click on some shit on Max called On The Run, the Lori Delsum story or the Lowell Nelson story. It's a girl.
It's an old lady. It's like a grandma.
She killed the shit out of her husband, left the dead body there for 12 days as she ran some errands using his card, dipped from the police, ran to another town, and then befriended some chick and killed her too. Oh, shit.
Wow. Wow.
It's right up your alley. Gotcha.
Fell asleep on episode one, two-part series. Check it out.
It's not an ad. I think they changed the law.
You got to say when the ad is there. It's not an ad.

It's just some fly shit.

Oh, no.

It's really, really good.

It's really, really good, though.

This is not an ad either, but Colin Farrell.

In Penguin?

Bro.

He's killing it.

I'm not caught up.

It don't matter.

You up to, like, episode four or five.

I'm at the four.

The acting job that he's doing in Penguin, fam,

you do not know that that's Colin Farrell.

Right.

Really? Like, you forget that it's him. I still don't know who you're talking about.
You know Colin Farrell, nigga. No, I know him.
Where's he at in Penguin? Penguin. Who's Penguin? You didn't know that? That's how good a job he doing.
That's the Penguin. Colin Farrell's Penguin.
It's Penguin, yo. You did that.
He's bodying that shit. Shame me.
I'm not. I just.
Shame me, though. Yes, yo.
He's killing that shit. Yeah.
I did not know that. That nigga, he's bodying that shit.
He's really killing that shit. I did not know that.
He's a great actor. Shout out to him.
I ain't think he was that good. He proved me wrong.
He's smoking that shit. Well, shout out to Colin Farrell.
Wow. Mm-hmm.
I might watch the next with a different view. Yo, you being serious? I'm dead serious.
I had no idea. I don't typically check the credits of the show.
And it don't look nothing like him, so the makeup people are killing it. He killed it.
The makeup people are killing it, too. Yeah.
Say that shit. They're bodying that shit.
They interviewed him. He had his Irish I think he's Irish or something.
I think so, yeah. Irish or something.
Scottish or Irish one. He had the accent on.
He mad slim. Mm-hmm.
You know, they do all the body shit for the penguin. They got, he limping and all of that.
Yo, he killing that shit. Because he has that foot.
He's killing that shit, yes. So fucked up.
Oof. That was good.
Quick part of this show for you guys. Let me see something here.
It's my first time here.

Seeing this woman for about six months.

Y'all want to do this guy that's talking about weapons,

or y'all want to do this guy that's talking about some chick he was seeing?

Weapons.

Chick, man.

I had a pick with that.

That was horrible.

All right, you know what?

We'll do both.

I'll give Parks his fucking whack one first.

This is from Arturio. It's about weapons.
It's Arturio Florista. Says, last month when y'all were speaking about school shooters, Mel Parks and Imani all emphasized how AR-15s were dangerous and that no kid or no person in general should have access to one.
My question is, why do they think ARs are so much more lethal than any other gun aside from velocity and weight bullets are bullets no need to keep stressing that an ar-15 was used i'd be more scared of the kid with a glock and a 30 round clip that can actually be concealed and maneuvered in tight quarters both guns will kill you the same TLldr i don't know what people like tldr people like them and the mainstream media will keep putting emphasis on ar-15s until they are banned but what will that do when school shooters just start using pistols and 10 round clips which will which will and could never be banned well the problem is that school shooters have used other guns other than AR-15s, but AR-15s is a militarized weapon. Why the fuck is it here for the average consumer to be able to purchase and use? That's what we're talking about.
I don't remember saying that specifically, but I think the thing with the AR-15 is it's easily and commonly modifiable with short stocks and bigger clips. It's a little easier to get an average weapon.
And there's no reason to have one. Exactly.
And so the point wasn't that the AR-15 is more dangerous than any other gun. A fucking .22 will fucking kill you.
So, hello? Hi. He's looking at me laughing because I'm agreeing with you.
And he's talking. I'm not even looking at her because she got a Karen voice on no fucking 22 don't do damage to you

don't get us started man

she's in her bag

don't fucking murder you

yeah man

you're doing your thing

sorry

that was just my point

is that

we weren't saying

that the AR-15

is more dangerous

than any other gun

because all guns

are fucking dangerous

we were just stating

that it's just

it's a militarized weapon

and what the fuck

okay

why you may not

change your voice

you'll get in trouble

I want to argue

against all this shit

me too

go ahead

I ain't got time

I want to argue against all this shit. Me too.
Go ahead. I ain't got time.
I want to argue against all of that shit you just said, but I don't have the time right now. Yes, whatever you say.
I'm pretty sure that he would love if you guys argued with me. No, I'm not.
Okay. And you were going to read the other one? Yes.
Okay, let's read that one. From Daryl M.
French. Hey, Daryl.
And this is a little lengthy pause. Hey, JBP, I had a little situation that I figured would be interesting to hear if you all would have been through something similar.
I was seeing this woman off and on for about six months. Then one day she started acting, quote, too busy.
This went on for about a month or two. I called her out on it and she tried to say she was just busy with her kid and work and she was just exhausted and she wasn't trying to make me feel like she was no longer interested so i tried to see if she wanted to kick it for my birthday thirsty ass nigga uh she hit me with the busy excuse again and so i said fuck it we never said we were exclusive duh nigga you the only one we never said we were exclusive so I hit up this fine-ass Brazilian chick I was having more emotion with to see if she was down to chill I was living with my mom I was living with my mom for the next two months you're doing a lot while you're living with your mom for two months I was living with my mom for the next two months while I was saving the money I needed to purchase my house.
And she was staying with the roommate.

So we would have no privacy.

So we got a room for the evening activities.

All right.

I'm following you.

Of course, Shorty.

Long story less long.

After a dope birthday, we check into the hotel.

Get to the elevator to continue going to our room.

The elevator came up from the underground parking.

And guess who was in the elevator?

Didn't I call it? Old girl that said she was just busy and tired with another nigga. We both kept it cool and smirked at one another because we both were about to go get it in, just not with each other.
A few minutes later, she texted me, acting like I didn't just see her in the elevator on some other man's arm saying I hope you have fun.

Mark, I know you don't use this word, Mark,

but that's the

time and place to say

these bitches.

These

fucking bitches.

I hope you have fun.

I'm guessing you don't want to talk anymore. End quote.
What the fuck am I supposed to say to that? LOL. Text me before calling so I can turn off.
Oh, that's what she said. Silence unknown callers.
Oh, no, he's talking to us. And he left his number.
I'm not calling you. What do you guys say to that? Daryl had teeny meat.
You what? What are you talking about, nigga? Holy shit. He's fucking watching and meat watching.
I was not expecting that. She ain't fucking, she said.
No, he said he was fucking with Shorty for six months. They started kicking it.
Then she started getting busy. She tried to let your dumb ass down slow.
You kept pursuing her, so she had to keep being busy. She ain't want to fuck you on your birthday.
She went to go fuck the other nigga that got better dick than you. Ta-da! It could be.
Or more money. Or more money.
I was going to say it's one of the other. Nah, they're at the same hotel.
Imani. What's up with? He wants you to dick watch with him.
This is skittlish. Listen.
He might have been a corny nigga. There's a lot of reasons.
I can. Thank you.
Yeah, I think so. I think so.
It's the whole not wanting to fuck you on your birthday. And go fuck another nigga on On your birthday Right But then she hop back On his beat After she'd seen him With Ellie No she didn't Not really Not really That's just some shit With me dude That was a little Pleasantry Oh huh Go have a good night That was sarcasm You gonna have a good night Yeah That was sarcasm Yeah Or she was jealous For 10 seconds But she ain't calling Even the next day She's still gonna be busy And she's gonna be extra loud in that other room too Oh god Yeah I'm trying to compete with the nigga down the hole They do be doing that What you talking about He's right, they do be doing that Hope we were able to help my boy We did it on the same floor.
Yeah, you got your baddie Brazilian?

Yeah, have a time.

She might be baddie.

She might just be Brazilian.

Word.

That's true.

Because he had to add that part.

Speaking of, that's a great segue,

because I want to let Tyrese Halliburton know

that he running around with the mid-pack of whites.

Yo, that was the corniest video I've ever seen. Oh, shit.
I feel like somebody that loved him should tell him, I don't love him, but I'm going to tell him, I ain't mad that you making the video with the whites. I am.
I am. I know.
But that was the mid-pack of whites. Ass.
And that's all I got for you.

That's his insult to injury.

It's bad enough that you got, I mean, first of all, the whole video was corny, right?

It was bad.

It's corny.

You could have just not did none of that.

Just text that to me, right?

Or make a shout out to him.

You ain't need three white women in the back.

You ain't saying just coming home from the club.

You ain't do none of that shit, right?

None of that had to happen.

And then on top of that, for them to be six or seven, six had the Arizona whites. The Ari, not Arizona.
Like, talking about the weed. You put some nice whites in Arizona.
Yeah, exactly. I had to clean it up.
I'm talking about the Ari weed. Yes.
Not, not, not, yeah. Yeah.
You had the bullshit. You had the nasty pack, nigga.
Step your shit up. Step your whites up, my nigga.
How about, don't put no whites? How about no whites? Yo'll stop yeah I know I don't do that those niggas love they whites it don't have to be a mid pack away my shit is not the fact that they white per se is the fact that I feel like he thinks it's a flex yeah he thought that was a popping thing to say yes that's why I think it's corny to me I got my Lambo out or I got my that's what I'm I agree. That wasn't a coincidence or shit.
He thought three white chicks in the four in the morning was popping. That's corny.
I agree. I agree.
I hate to see a fucking mid-pack of whites having fun somewhere. Have like smiling like not even knowing that they mid.
I don't like to see that. I don't as a black man.
Shout out to Tyrese Halliburton, man. That name tell me you with some mid.
Hallenberger? Yeah. Hallenberger? Hallenberger.
Hallenberger? Ain't he half white too, right? Huh? Ain't he half white? I don't know. What's up with you and whites, bro? Might be.
I ain't got no problem with whites, bro. I can't spell Halliburton without bird.
I I know. We know how you.
Clean it up. Be nice to them.
I like everybody, man. Here you go.
Get your job back. All right.
Sleepers. Sleepers.
I'm going to play Tyler on the Sleeper. Hold that.
Yeah, play Tyler on the Sleeper. I'd love to hear it.
For my Sleeper, I'm going with friend of the show, Leon Thomas. We highlighted this record when the album came out,

but the album has not left my rotation.

Absolutely fire.

Cult classic for me at the moment.

I'm going with Safe Place.

New job, man.

I know you want to settle me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha This is not the same, baby I'm begging those days and I'm saying I'm not in the same way Yes, today is dead and cold You're a dollar and a day paid off I'm hungry, even if it's just for now Tell me your secrets, baby, let me figure it out Let me see your demons, let me see you turn around No trouble, let me see what that's about But hey, I've been long for a minute Come on, wait a minute, come on for a minute You want some stop Wait a minute, strong for a minute, I won't come for a minute, baby, come on I'm trying to run, I see the glass half empty when it's ready You don't do this, you said it already I see the glass half empty and it's handy I'm from a different club, but you knew that I'm ready I play with light like Shaft and many honers Rich and I try to put that on my mama Put that on my covers, put that on my trauma She's 63 for my future baby mama Cut through the lane like bars in a bitch up Always in a Uber, I don't pick a bitch up Die for my gang, I would never switch up Before I go broke, I'ma leave on my wrist cut Say my name in the light like you know me Loud but monkey, she's like you know me Niggas around might give a close beat If you can take from me, go for it and we gon' see But I know you wanna settle in I'm not trying to save me Who can stay with me This is not a save, baby I'm gonna die, I'm not in the same way Is that it, I'm not in the same way It's that it? Wait for me.
Yes, the days that are gone. Gonna die in the day.
That's brand new music from Leon Thomas called Safe Place. That's on his album called Mutt, available in your phone and on DSPs right this second.
Shout out to Leon Thomas. Hopefully we have you up here soon so we can talk about this classic.
Yeah, that album's great.

That album's crazy. I'm playing Tyler.
This is

Noid.

Perry. No! When they eat your cameras and recorders These were kind of for you, no

Don't be the pan in my panga, we're in a kooka and do the

If you go in a sinifu, I go to the camp I go to the camp, I go to the camp

I go to the camp

I go to the camp

I go to the camp

I go to the camp

I go to the camp

I go to the camp

I go to the camp

I go to the camp

I go to the camp

I go to the camp

I go to the camp I go to the camp I'm a llama What the fuck? What the fuck? When I'm around When I'm around When I'm around Yeah Someone's driving by I think my neighbors want me dead I got a cannon underneath the bed Triple checking if I lock the door I know every creep that's in the floor Motherfucker, I'm paranoid I loop around the block, eyes glued to the rear view

Rather double back than regret

Hearing pew pew

Never trust a bitch

If you good, they could trap you

So just strap it up

But they fuck around and strap you

Bitch I'm not going to die I'm not going to die I'm not going to die I'm not going to die I'm not going to die I'm not going to die I'm not going to die I'm not going to die I'm not going to die I'm not going to die I'm not going to die I'm not going to die I'm not going to die I'm not going to die I feel them in my shadow Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, please. Whatever you do, keep to yourself.
Keep going for a little while. It gets weirder and weirder.
That's Tyler, the creator, Noid. First single off his new album.
I like it. I like it.
I think it's a really different sounding record than anything out there. I like it, too.
It's face telling me that you hate it. I loved it.
It had the right name.

Okay.

Okay.

Make you feel paranoid a little bit?

Annoyed.

Oh, shit.

No, I was cool on that one. I'm going to Body.

The song is called Barbershop. She don't ever stop and talk when guys approach her

She don't even look your way if she don't know you

But every time I'm around

She's so outspoken

Maybe it's the way a nigga smile when he walk by

Play a label on my body, she like, oh my I gotta be so naive Cause I didn't notice I don't remember looking her way She never ever spoke to me Sorry either, baby Blame it on my fate Cause I just left the barbershop Hey girl Feeling like a million dollars So I might not have heard you talking, baby Just left the barbershop Feeling like a million dollars So I might not have heard you talking, baby She the type to barely ever show emotion Never stick around and wait for one person But every time I'm around She don't be focused Maybe it's the way a nigga smell when he walk through Couple dollars in my body she can tell to Am I that naive? Oh I can't believe it I don't remember looking her way But she never ever spoke to me Sorry be the way but Wait me on my face Cause I just left the barber shop Heyhop Feeling like a million dollars

So I might not have heard you talking, baby

Just left the barbershop

Feeling like a million dollars

So I might not have heard you talking, baby

Just left the bubble Just love the bubble Feeling like I'm in the bubble It's body, barbershop And then... Oh, I thought you said the video too.
Okay. Thank you, sir.
Okay.

There's a video.

No,

I just said the song.

Oh,

I thought you said the video was fire.

No,

I said the song was fire.

I said that shit was fire.

No,

no,

I ain't seen no video.

That's my first time hearing it.

Any who's,

I'm going to play something off of the new October London album.

It is October London and Boney James.

It is all I want is you F of essence is your essence when my confession is like you set me free Preconception Indiscretion Teach me lessons Let me know your boundaries Oh baby You got me on fire With your love And I can't stop loving

All I want is you, baby Only you I admire And I won't stop Oh, yeah

I got you right here

Next to my side

All night long baby Girl I want you right here next to my side all night long All night long Girl I want you You should let me Bitch you ready Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm playing this little groovy tune Ooh girl I'm at a job Everything you want for me Oh babe You got me on fire With your love And I can't stop Love it All I want is you Oh baby Only you I admire And I won't stop Now I got you right here All next to my side all night long All night long, baby Now I want you right here here Next to my side all night long

All night long

Oh yeah

This is October London and Boney James, all I want is you. They found the 80s sax tone, I'm not mad at it.
Won't find another one. That's my man, but I would like to hear how October London sounds when he does October London.
That's my only thing. I can dig it.
But he brought Mel on stage so we gotta, you know what I mean? Respect. How many more of these R&B stages did you guys be on? Honestly.
Like, are you, well, what's the word? That might be the last one for the year. Rejuvenated? Re-invigorated? You called me and told me you wasn't gonna do it and you was on stage

oh my god

why are you telling secrets

cause you would just be

lying to me on the phone

no it wasn't that

it was literally like

I got a phone call

Joe what'd you think

about the Tyler

I got a phone call

before you hit me

funky

yeah

funky

creative

different

Tyler

for sure

no regular format

no structure

yeah

interesting choice

for a first single

I mean

next podcast

we can talk about

what a first single is

Thank you. For sure.
No regular format, no structure. Yeah, yeah.
Interesting choice for a first single. I mean, next podcast we can talk about what a first single is.
Okay. And I don't know how it applies to everybody.
It's different for everybody. I think it should be.
It should be. Yeah, I don't know if when we say first single for Tyler, it means first single.
He's doing what the fuck he wanted to do. That video's fire, fire, too.
Shout out to Tyler, man. Yeah.
Shout out to him. I don't have anything else I think I need to say or want to say.
I don't. Hey.
All right, man. We did it.
Mark Lamont, how you feel after your first day, man? I feel great, man. This was fun.
Voice started getting a little rough and shit. I don't know if you're used to this volume.
Not like this. I'm going to get used to it.
Only if Lord Jamar is around. We got to raise our voice a little bit.
We'll connect with these men. Glad you had a good time.
Hopefully the cast had fun. Clearly they were super enthused, as you can tell, from previous weeks.
It's just what I expected.

Shout out to Ice.

Shout out to Ice, our brother in Christ here with us in spirit always.

True indeed.

By the time you're hearing this, the Knick game will have already aired.

So go Knicks, whether they win one or loss.

Dance me in the spotlight. Losing my religion.
Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows.
Lord knows. We need to be there.
Until the next time, I bid you adieu. Farewell.
Adios. Cerebra.
Dirti. Hasta la vista.
So long. Goodbye.
A simple head nod will suffice. Remember, life is a series of moments and moments past.
So let's make this one last. Hold up.
I thought that I heard you. Hey.
I thought that I heard you. You too young, Imani.
You too young. I think I thought I saw you try I think we're headed over there to talk about Drea celebrating her contract.
Congratulations to Drea and Jalen Green. And again, go Knicks, man.
Go Yankees. Go Liberty.
Go New York. Everything, New York.
Everything. Hey.
Consider this. Consider this.
End of the century. Yo, also congratulations to Kyson Natt.
I think he just inked a large deal with the NBA. Oh, for real? Oh, wow.
Yeah, they're trying to increase and look at how they deal with content creators. Interesting.
He is the first of that for them. So shout out to Kai Sinat.
Shout out to the NBA. Shout out to all the companies out there that's figuring out the new model from 225 and beyond.
Some of y'all are real archaic out there. Anybody got any plans for the week? Plans for the week? Anything interesting, exciting that y'all want to share with the audience? Just work.
Nah. Just work.
Old ass niggas. I had no fun money to go to.
We old ass niggas. We turning up.
We coming to live in the nighttime. Trying to throw money on Tata-licious, so I got to, you know.
Tata-ta-licious. Thursday.
I'm giving you $1,000, nigga. Don't blow it.
You got to throw all of it. Don't blow it in two hours.
Yo. Y'all niggas is mad quiet.
I just want to tell y'all. Who? When I owed that nigga money, it was a community effort for me to pay him his money.
Ish, I'm giving you your money. Today is Tuesday.
This airs Wednesday. We're going out Thursday.
I promise you, before we go in there Thursday, you're getting your money. I don't want me paying you your money to impede on my cash app limit for the week.
I'll be out before Thursday, nigga. What the fuck is he talking about? If I don't give you your money, it's just so it don't bother my cash app limit.
I think also, you're thinking we were joking because you were denying the owing of money. Yeah, that part too.
Was the joke. That part too.
But after I lost the bet? Yeah. No, I paid him that bet.
Then after I lost the other bet, the weight bet. Oh, well, that was kind of tough.
Okay. Yo, give me my That's That Ish hoodie is what you could do.
For sure. Because we're talking about things that we owe each other.
I got you. Let me get my hoodie.
I don't owe you, but I got you. I'll give it to you.
I'd like to wear it Thursday. All right.
I can't even represent my man. Thursday.
Look at me. I got you.
This guy's a nutcase. In our contract, do you have to approve my ish hoodie? Yes.
What color do you want the strings? Reasonably. Or you could just say no.
Is it within reason that we put that? Those two words change a lot. Like contracts.
It did not. Oh, thank God.
No, it says within reason. Oh, fuck.
And just timely. It says timely.
He might have got me there. He might have got me there.
The timely. The timely guy that got me there, man.
What's wrong with you? Yo, y'all hold it down out there. Be safe, be well, be merry, peace, love, health, wealth, and prosperity to each and every one of y'all.
Hopefully you enjoyed this broadcast as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you. And if you didn't, shout out to the Hey Listener.
Salute. JVP.
JVP. JVP.
JVP, JVP, JVP, JVP, JVP, JVP, where would you be without the JVP?

Bye!