Episode 814 | "Fight or Flight"

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She's alive. Turn this mic on.

We are. We are.
I just said

to our good sister Mel,

yo, do you have

anything that maybe could take this

episode to the next level?

And I said my shining winning personality

and then here comes Flip. Which has not taken

that. Okay, fuck off.

What Flip said, though?

Tell the story that you told behind the scenes.

How you ended up in some Colombian's car, and they asked you to go to Europe.

That tracks.

They asked you to be a drug mule.

That's so on brand, by the way.

And you said, I don't want to know how I ended up in their car.

You said you don't want to know how you ended up in a meeting.

That's the part that's on brand.

Then Poe asked you, were you on drugs? You said, I don't want to know how I ended up in their car. You said you don't want to know how you ended up in a meeting.
That's the part that's on, bro. Then Poe asked you, were you on drugs? This is turning into a whole different type of podcast.
I didn't know he was doing that. Can you please tell the story, please? Okay, wait.
Let me preface it with this. So we're writing on the board, and we were talking about a couple of basketball players who got super-duper scammed, right? Yes.
So then the next line is craziest scams you've ever heard or been involved in. So I'm going to ask is this where we want to start? Yes.
Some of us, Melissa Savannah, are not and haven't been scammers. So when you ask that question in the room, the closest I came was when fucking the feds was on Big Face.
Oh, that's my man. The closest I've been to a scam is when the feds was on Big Face.
We was on the aft blowing it. Big Face, what up, boy? Big Big Face.
I miss you, boy. He's home, nigga.
Yeah, I know, I know. At least he's in freedom.
I just saw him. I said, I miss you.
He missed you, Big Face. I ain't seen him.
He tried to get me to go to Long Island to one of his spots and talk to me about some shit. Yo, Big Face, stop.
No, me too. Me too.
I see Big Face in the club. Big Face was looking good.
Yo, I like when I see my niggas that were scamming 20 years ago and put the scams behind them and they still look good. Yeah, he pulled up with some big boy shit on me.
Big face skin was looking good. Car looking the way it's supposed to be.
So, Mel, I don't have like a scammer. I always lived by the law.
Okay. You on the other end, darling.
I have a little bit of a checkered past. That latchkey kid shit? Yeah, it's a front.
You were surviving, yo. I was.
I was was I was in survival mode up until a couple years ago Shit A couple of years Until you got up here Until you caught a lick up here Jason Lee ain't looking for you But wait but that's part of Mel's trauma a little bit. That's part of Mel's trauma, and we're not dissecting Mel.
She can't get away. But that's part of her trauma is survival mode on my own.
There's nobody. I got to do what I got to do.
Fight or flight. So I'm out here.
And in that, some niggas got to get scammed. Can we please let her tell us about being a drug mule?

When we in survival mode,

my nigga, fight, what is it? Fight or flight?

Somebody has to get the better

end of the deal. Sorry.

Tell them, Mel.

Sorry, y'all. Sorry, Mandy.

Your views ain't gonna be like

ours.

You're not gonna be able to win a Gracie with your stubby ass. She looks good.
Stop it. And she moved to Atlanta.
She went out there. She had to move.
New York was getting rough. Some people left LA, came right to New York.
Some people was about that bullshit, nigga. Fuck you to fight or flight.
Hold on. Stop it.
Fight or flight. Stop it.
You don't freeze. I got Mel.
Let's go, Mel. Let's go.
I want to betray you so bad, but it's all good. Let me Mel in her thoughts.
Let's go. Mel got to keep it cute.
She was in LA. She got to keep it cute.
Hey. These bitches can't win no fucking Gracie.
I don't know. On they own.
Gracie's are a big deal. It's a big thing, man.
Shout out to the Gracie one. Shout out to the Gracie Got a little grace for Gracie.
Whatever Atlanta's Gracie is, hopefully she gets it. That's hate.
That's hate and that's disgusting. Hopefully Mandy wins her.
There's no Atlanta Gracie. It's one Gracie.
Nigga, I Googled it. Hopefully she wins her Justo Award.
Rest in peace, Justo. That remind me of when all you New York niggas that thought y'all was nice

was going up to Harlem to the Justo Awards trying to win.

And got ragged.

Raggedy.

Not enough talk happens about what was going on at the Justo Awards

and how all you lyrical miracle New York niggas was up there selling ass trying to win one. Rest in peace, Justo.
Rest in peace, bro. You know how many years they tried to get me to the Justo Awards? That tracks for me.
Did you win a Justo? No, I would never. No, I couldn't win a Justo.
Politics. Awards, yeah, come on, man.
You know what time it is.

This nigga, if he ain't about to come up here.

And that was when, nigga, everybody was out.

All the gangsters was out.

Waiting right there.

That fucking talk of the meat web,

nitty fucking Chaz, fucking bring all these things.

World.

Everybody got an artist.

Nigga, why would I?

No.

No.

No.

No.

We're not coming here. And they got their own corners, too.
Nigga, we here. Parking lot pimping.
You niggas about to get shot outside. Yep.
Talking about I want to win a Justo Award. I'll pass.
I'll pass. But anyway, yeah, you bitches ain't got gracies.
Nope. And my girl having grace.
See? By not even talking about you bitches not having gracies. All right I'm done.
I will always have grace. Oh yeah, back to you.
Back to you being a drunk. Back to the cinch cast.
The Gracie Award is lit. Thank you.
It is a big deal. She wouldn't even come here and tell us she got nominated.
I knew before but she wouldn't announce it so I wasn't going to announce it. I definitely did not want to announce a nomination.
Why not? Why? That's who's supposed to. No, because if I lost then I'd have to be like it was an honor just being nominated.
So? Why you can't nominate any motherfuckers? Why you can't humble, huh? Wait, it is our honor just being nominated. That's an honor, bro.
You humbled yourself and got to New York? Sure it is. It is.
Let me tell you something out of

the two cities. New York is the hardest

is the harder one. That's what I said.
New York is the

harder city to live

in. That's fact.
Yeah. But

I just, because I just

didn't want to, you were nominated but you didn't

win. I just, listen.

If somebody ain't nominated, they can't even say

that to you. Listen, I got motherfuckers

screaming at me from the motherfucking nosebleeds all day long.

Well, Mel, you did start a podcast.

I know, but listen.

You can't even hear the nosebleeds.

Okay, listen.

The point is that I...

It's like R. Kelly said he saw a nigga with a gun in a nosebleed.

No, you didn't.

I just wanted to be humble about the whole situation.

But thank you guys for being my cheerleading squad. So please, tell us.
Okay, anyways, back to the scamming. Tell it yourself, please.
Okay, so 20 years old. I was unemployed.
It was a tough year. That was a fucked up year.
And somehow, someway, somebody that I was loosely associated with presented this option to me.

It was like an all-expense trip to Europe

and all I had to do was just take some money over there

and then collect something and bring it back.

All you had to do.

Everything.

And so I remember just this clandestine meeting

happening in a car outside my house. C people in the car that I don't know who they are other than the guy I loosely have an association with.
This is at your house. Yeah.
Can I ask a question? Were your parents home? Don't do it. Well, my mom maybe was there.
Yes, I don't know. Did your mom...
Stop. Stop.
I said don't do it. Wait a minute.
What's wrong with you? My mom had a lot going on in her own life. She was a single parent at this point.
So it was hard to keep track of her 20-year-old daughter who was like God knows what she was

getting into. So I'm outside in the car.

It's like up the block from the house. So my mom doesn't even

know where I'm at. I could be at the store.

I could be at the gym.

Stop it, Joe. This is like when my

dogs used to escape.

I just had no idea.

They was just at the gas station.

Yo, your

dogs and how they left. Yo, Mel was just roaming free.
I was roaming free. So we're inside the car.
It's snowing. It's the dead of winter.
And they're just explaining the whole situation of how we're all going to travel together, you know, with this, with money. And all we have to do is collect these packages and then bring them back.
These packages. We got a couple of days in like Amsterdam and whatnot.
And I don't know. Something about the whole situation seemed a little shady.
Something. Yeah.
So I didn't end up going through with it. But it was tempting at the time.
This is post 9-11, right? Or pre? This is pre. Got it.
Yeah, this is pre. You could have got it all.
You could have got it all. I was 20, yeah.
You should have did that. I mean, I might not be sitting here talking to y'all about it.
No, you'd have got off. Anyways, I didn't end up doing it.
This time. This time, yeah.
I didn't end up doing it. I feel like this ran across your desk a few times in life.
Maybe one more time. Maybe one more time.
But that was definitely like, go to Mexico. And free my girl Rocky, who used to do the Youngberg demos, who was taking that little drive across on the highway.
And then they pulled over. Her story just wasn't the same as her own girl.
She just had, they got her with all the work. They got her.
Oops. Wait, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait. What's the update on that story? I don't have the update.
Oh, I thought you said, because they both got locked up. Rocky and the other girl got locked up.
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
They both did. Because you said the story was different from the homegirl.
Oh, because that's why they... Well, when the cops pulled him over...
They said, where y'all going? Oh, the stories didn't match. Got it, got it.
Their stories didn't match up. I thought you were talking about the outcome.
You got to go down. You got to go.
Free Rocky, yo. I was just speaking to her, too, before she was.
I don't know. Sometimes you got to.
Rocky is fire. Super fire.
That's a lot of talent in the jail. Super flame on.
Sometimes music shit gets tough. They do.
Hey. Always got to have a side hustle.
Got to make it. You know why? Shout out to out there with a side hustle.
Hey, Rob, we're going to send you a pack.

Yeah, we're going to.

A little care package.

Some oodles and noodles or something.

Some socks.

That's when you come home, remember.

We sent you that package.

There you go.

Oodles and noodles.

Hey, I ain't going to lie.

I do burn shit like that.

Just that shit.

Hey, here.

Look at your account.

And then remind them. I account.
And then remind them.

I do.

And then remind them.

Remind them in a second way.

Remember you got that money a few months back?

I remember.

What you going to do?

Remind them.

Flip the network.

Nah, nah, nah.

Don't flip the network.

It's a real relationship.

All new meaning to flip the network.

We just talk about random sending things.

I love you.

Just, hey.

That shit means something in the time of need.

It sits in their heart.

So why you got to remind them then? You don't remind them. Your face reminds them.
You give them a look, eh? Don't talk. Because I would feel too lame reminding them verbally.
But I do actions. Like, just walk slow.
You watch them while they walk? You don't remember me? No, I go. I used to do that.
I thought it was just having a sincere and genuine heart. So my girl must have gotten my cash out.
Now you can't do it no more. This shit was like temple run.
The fucked up part, you can't even have a sincere and genuine heart anymore. That's true.
That's the tough part about this relationship shit, yo. You can't even send some of your fucking homegirls who might be in need a little 2K

pack. A little

random 25 pack

real quick. Yeah, just for you.

Just because it's Friday. Take that.

Yeah, come on, man.

Just trying to be of service,

walking in the Lord's light. You know what's even

more fucked up, though? The fact that you still

try to get it off at your age, number one,

and your circumstances. You just don't give a fuck.
You are a belligerent man, bro. No, I don't do it no more.
You're against the law. Like, you just go against everything.
You know what you go through. No, I don't do it.
You know when she pull up, she going through it. I don't do it no more.
Whatever she do, and you still try to get it off. I don't do it no more.
Get Venmo, nigga. That's the worst.
Don't do that. Get PayPal, nigga.
Venmo's a snitch. Venmo will snitch.
You are bugged out. I don't do that no more.
You still try to get to that, but I don't know about that. Stop.
That's the worst. Don't do that.
Get PayPal, nigga. Vimo will snitch.
You are bugged out. I don't do that no more.
You still try to get that, but I don't know about that. Stop.
You still try to get that shit off, huh? I'm retired. You got to take it back.
Western Union, man. You got to go to Western Union.
Pick the trail. Go to Western Union, nigga.
I had a fight in there, but you go there. Money gram.
No, I am retired, boy. It's over can tell you we can always tell when you get tricky in content creator land like if you got a good and genuine and pure heart tricky tricky gets tricky yeah like you have a good little february you start just spreading the wealth a little bit making sure anybody have a a nice little february the mark slow up No,, I'm just saying, then your girl going your cash app, it look like you've been sending Valentine's Day money everywhere.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that ain't right.
You just had a lit February trying to spread the, you know what I mean, a little 4K pack. You gotta send it on the 11th and the 18th, nigga.
No, I stop. I don't send it no more.
I love you, baby. I don't do that no more.
Shout out to Shani. I don't do that no more.
Shout out. Shout out.
There you go. Clean up.
Shout out. Because the other part of that, bitches stop following the rules, too, now.
Oh, let's talk about it. Yeah.
Hey. Yeah.
Hey, you get too friendly. Hey.
Uh-oh. Follow the rules.
We don't talk about that. We don't hold y'all accountable.
Yeah, now we talk. We don't hold y'all accountable.
And we back now.

Because a lot of times, how the wives and the girls find out is because y'all slip up.

Let's go, Flipp.

That's it.

They don't slip up.

They slip up crazy.

They not slip it up.

They don't slip up.

They doing that shit on purpose intentionally.

Slip up intentional, same shit to me.

Yeah, they doing it on purpose.

What are the rules?

The rules is you get that pack, shut the fuck up.

Hold it down.

That's it.

And lay down.

Keep that shit pee and keep it the same way.

So it's just one rule.

It's one rule.

Shut the fuck up.

Thank you. The rules is you get that pack, shut the fuck up.
That's it. And lay down.
Keep that shit pee and keep it the same way. So it's just one rule.
It's one rule. Shut the fuck up.
It's one rule that encompasses many rules. Got it.
He got it. Okay.
If I send you... Hold it down.
Umbrella. Yes.
Hold it down is the rule. Yes.
Hold it down. Okay.
Unfortunately, that is interpreted differently by the many different hoes out there. Facts.
If send you a 2K pack, don't retweet my video out of nowhere and put like a little shit on the bottom. Don't do that.
Don't like my page out of nowhere when you haven't been liking it, when we've been keeping the pee. And as soon as I send you a pack, our girls, our wives are going to look and make the connection.
It's true. Stay quiet, bitch.
Now you magically. Sorry.
Stay quiet. No, no, you talking to them.
Now you magically posting podcast clips, bitch. You ain't never posted a Joe Button podcast clip.
Talk. Never.
Talk. And you think nobody sees it.
My girl seen it.

She just did it. No, she don't.

Nigga.

My girl know that you-

She know your girl see it.

My girl ain't know that you ain't never

post no Joe Budden podcast clip before.

Now you talk about something.

Ha, ha, ha.

Joe Budden so funny.

Joe Budden ain't never been so funny.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Man, why you think he's so funny?

I'll just buy it.

We're not even allowed to be funny.

Yeah, why you think my nigga's so funny?

Nope.

Now I got an eye on you.

Now you go on a nigga's girl's page every day. You doing weirdo shit.
You sending subs to the girl. Corny.
Corny. They don't hold it down no more, man.
And you would think you would. Shit, that little random 2, 3, and 4K bitch was of service.
That was a help if you held it down.

You could have got more.

If this was a reoccurring thing, why would the behavior

change?

Who knows, Mel? Who knows?

You can maybe explain to us the mind

of a woman. I cannot.
No, because

Why? Because you hold it down.

I'm holding the motherfucker down. You're giving me money.

I'm shutting the fuck up.

Mel, please. Not today.

You think Mel will expose it to her? Let me make an announcement first. Let me make an announcement first.
Yo, audience. Yo, let me just make an announcement first.
Audience. PSA.
We are going to start this podcast shortly. Because I hate when the podcast just gets started and then Parks hold up the price fix thing.
Number one, we are going to start this shortly. Number two, Ish is not here.
So if you're sitting home dressed in your little Israelite outfit.

With your little bow tie.

Wanting to hear some fucking red pill jargon.

Eating bean pie.

If you're sitting at home.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Yo.

That was crazy.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Shout out to Ish.

Ish is home with an emergency. Shout out to Ish.
But back to you, Ish. You're like, fuck you niggas.
I ain't got the... Ish could be my man and I could say fuck y'all.
You still mad at his man Simon. So if y'all want to cut off the broadcast right this second and stand firm in your Ish-realiteness, please, by all means, the fuck.
You still mad at Simon, his man that be sending him those messages, right?

I don't like that.

I don't like him

one bit.

Yo, Ish, that nigga really

is not lying.

No, he's not lying.

Oh, that's the dude in his DM.

Shows him all the comments.

His little chat GPT friend.

Mel.

Yes.

You asking the room if we think you can hold it down.

Is that what you're asking the room?

Mm-hmm.

Go ahead, y'all.

She asked y'all.

Short answer, no.

I think Mel holds it down.

No, she don't.

She might have held some things down, but Mel don't hold it down like that.

Mel came in and let us know that things was happening But it's okay now We stand with you We stand with you This is how she got in the cult nigga Because she held it down I stand with Mel They're not tricking me She might have a statue of limitations On a Statue of Limitations on her own internal Statue of Limitations. It's her own clock.
Sometimes there's a Statue of Limitations. And sometimes, sometimes they don't deserve to have shit held down.
Sometimes they don't. All right, well, listen.
Other people, they kept it pee the whole time, so I held it down. What's keeping it pee to you? These are the people.
Kept you quiet? Huh?

What's keeping the pee mean?

We,

it's reciprocal energy.

It's just reciprocal energy.

So your bank account was clean.

They kept,

they kept it. It was reciprocal energy.

That's all I'm going to say

because I'm holding

the motherfucking down.

It invalidates you.

Here's the thing

because if I stop keeping the pee,

that means that you have

to stop keeping the pee.

Just because I stopped

keeping the pee, you got to still keep the pee because that puts you in a different stratosphere of penis. Of penis.
All right. It does.
All right. You can't stop keeping it P because I stopped keeping it P.
I do like a different stratosphere of penis. P hyphen.
P-ness. Yes.
Sorry. Not penis.
Got you. P-ness, yes.
That's the ultimate in keeping it, holding it down. It's when they stop and you just continue.
Put a long bleep through this. Oh, shit.
All right. There you go.
Put a long bleep through this. Okay.
Cigar shenanigans. You got it? That? No.
Oh. Mel, you know how many faces you came in here and made on these episodes? You know how many times you pan to the fucking camera making faces and rolling your eyes and shit? Now, un-beep.
Un-beep. Un-beep.
Yeah. I just had to learn my good sister in Christ.
Oh, yeah. I just had to learn my good sister in Christ.
She exposed that.

Unbeat.

That's what I just said.

It's beat.

She exposed it.

She let shit know.

But wait, it's beat.

Situation.

Why?

Will arise.

You fuck.

When I die.

But you gotta be smart about it.

You gotta be peed about it.

Listen, we beeped that.

You exposed that.

Yeah, that's bleeped.

We beeped that.

That's the only time I see you speak.

They have no idea. I don't recall my face talking at all.
Girl, all right. All right, I'm starting.
Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry. Melissa Ford.
Don't worry. Start the podcast.
Melissa Savannah Ford. Listen, I know my face talks when a lot of times when this.
Don't leave it. Yo.
He gonna kill you. Beepep that too.
You, sir, sitting in this seat today.

So sometimes it just happens in this seat.

Yo, sometimes the bleep is your best friend.

I love the bleep.

And go.

Mic check, one, two, one, two.

Rest in peace, Val Kilmer.

I know he's white, but he meant a lot to me.

Val Kilmer is a great white guy, Dan.

I dedicate this episode to him.

Also a reminder of just how long Nicole Kidman has been her.

Bingo.

Wait, what's the connection there?

They were in what's-her-name together in 95?

95? Yes. What's that movie? They were in what Batman? Batman.
What Batman? Oh, okay, sorry. Batman Forever.
Yes, got it. Who was in the first one? George Clooney? No, Michael Keaton.
Michael Keaton, my man. Oh, shit.
Yes, okay. George Clooney was the worst Batman of all time.
What?

For real?

Yes.

Oh, the one with Arnold Schwarzenegger in him?

Yeah.

You're right.

You're right.

You're right.

I apologize.

Okay.

I think Michael Keaton is the top one, but you can give it to Val for now.

Rest in peace.

Let's go, girl. I know that you're bad.
No more All right, shout out to wherever you might be listening from. Shout out to the parents out there.
Shout out to the children out there a minute You know what I mean? Some of y'all grew up without a parent To wake up and blast some old school shit On a Sunday morning cleaning the house now I thought about that the other day It's so satisfying satisfying to me. I must confess it, girl.

And I like it.

No, it's your best.

Shout out to all the sun groups out there.

Shout out to the Patronis, wherever you might be listening from.

The first and last time listeners.

The entrepreneurs, the 95ers out there.

It goes.

I don't know what the things you say's get it. Yes, sir.
I can't wait to hear your pop playlist. Keep this applause going for the best crew in the universe.
Still here with you post pandemic. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, be consistent.
They gotta be able to rely on you. You know what I mean? Year in and year out.
They got to be able to rely on you. You know what I mean?

Year in and year out.

They got to be able to wake up on a Wednesday morning

or whatever morning you drop

and know that you're going to be there like the goddamn Jackson 5, man.

It's important.

Life will throw a lot of curveballs your way.

Keep these applause going for the best crew in the world. Hey! Life will throw a lot of curveballs your way keep this applause going for the best crew to work hey life will throw a lot of life your way it'll be tough some mornings to wake up and have a discipline wake up and have the focus and the concentration the wherewithal the rest the sleep to what the fuck you got to do out there so your product is on time for the people.
I see a lot of y'all outside a lot, outside a lot in the nighttime, lacking rest, not getting the proper sleep and sex and food not taking care of yourself getting rubbed on

getting your lower back rubbed on with some ointments

taking some time out of a very busy morning go get yourself a facial

there's a lot of y'all out there that don't do it you feel like less of a man like a pansy

you think it's about the act it's about the mental it's about the mental exercise

that a good manny and petty are due for you keep this applause going for the people out there to

understand it ain't about my fucking toenails getting clipped you bitch-ass niggas

Thank you. Keep this applause going for the people out there to understand.
It ain't about my fucking toenails getting clipped, you bitch-ass niggas. It's about getting a bucket with the hot water.
I like it. When she put the spa treatment up your calves.
Come on now, wrap it in the saran wrap. Come on, douse you down with the water.
Facts. Stop playing with her.
At all. It ain't about a penny.
Not at all. You bitch-ass niggas.
Bitch. It's the equivalent of a bathroom trip to yourself for isolation when your bitch is annoying you.
Facts. Peace.
It's about alone time. Serenity.
Going to Starbucks by yourself. Or Starlets.
Facts. Or Starlets.
Or Starlets. Or Starlets.
Or Starlets. By yourself.
Being on spaces by ourselves. Facts.
Get away from us. Get away.
Yes. Get away.
Give me some space. I just need some time.
That's it. My time.
That's your time. But right now is my time.
Come on now. Come on.
Come on. We don't got to be down with everything.
God damn it. Come on.
I just want to be quiet. Talk to him.
You see me on the laptop. Talk.
You see me just doing my shit by myself. And you want to have a conversation right now.
Okay, with this shit, wait. You want to talk about the fucking food and kitchen? What the fuck? We can talk about it later.
I love you. Take your time, pastor.
There's no limitations. I love you.
When I love you, I love you. But at the same time, sometimes we need alone time.
We got to think. This mind right here has a bunch of little things running around.

And we just need to calm down. You're a fucking girl.

You have no idea how I'm keeping this fucking house up and running.

You have no clothes.

You don't know.

I'm not just on a laptop.

I'm on motherfucking chase.

I'm moving around the money, bitch. My shit over with the negative, nigga, and I'll a laptop.
I want motherfucking Chase. I'm moving around the money, bitch.
My shit overplayed the negative, nigga, and I'll fix that. Fucking taxis.
I'm working and sweating and still trying to show up and be a man for you. Yes.
All right. Woo.
Pastor Collection played around. Jesus.
All right Alright Took him to church

Alright now

Let's bring it down

We back man

Feel good now

If only we had an organ player

We needed that

We needed that drummer

The one in the wall

We needed the drummer though

Oh lord

Alright

What episode is this?

8-14

Oh yeah when he get going

That's what you needed

When he get going

With a little light drum on the side

That's it

That's it He started Doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop. All right.
This is trouble for me. We've been over it, though.
Oh, yeah. Good job, sir.
Oh, yeah. We've been over it.
We've been over it. Your church was wiggity.
I've been to your churches before. I will fall there.
You can't cry. It's always some dope shit.
You just stand up or sit down and it. In your church, we got to stay in mad times, too.

Like, stop or not.

Y'all got the little kneeling shit, too, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Little stool shit, yeah.

Yo, come back.

They trying to make me a little weird what you think about.

Hey, yo, black church, we don't need the book in front.

Y'all should be singing along.

Can you pull the book, go to?

Hymn number 76.

Hymn number 77.

Yeah, nah, we could.

Yeah, that shit. Why y'all church in there? Hey, this should be like 20 verses.
That should be bad. But y'all never thought to change it? Like, do something different? It's on my control, man.
I suggested it, but hey, man. Oh, my lord.
Let's get it. Y'all are stupid.
Welcome to episode 814.

Welcome to episode 814 of the Joe Button Podcast.

Brought to you by Fueled by Powered by PrizePix.

PrizePix gang.

I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, happy to be here host.

My God does not play about me.

Let that be a constant reminder to any of my enemies that may be listening to the broadcast.

He does not play about me. It that be a constant reminder to any of my enemies that may be listening to the broadcast.
He does not

play about me.

It's important to note.

I'm here with some really great people to my

right. You've seen them before.
Stop playing, man.

Stop playing, man.

She ain't moved to Atlanta.

She ain't moved. You're about to see me on that

red carpet at the Gracie Awards.

That's about to happen, yeah.

And I know we ain't wearing that free people shit.

No, we are not. I know we not

I'm going to him. Big ****.
What the fuck is happening here? ****. It's my girl.
Big. Said it.

Shout out to y'all.

Write it down.

All right, now.

For the rest of the year, I'm writing for the rest of the broadcast.

No, you're not.

No, for real.

No, you're not.

We're here to have fun.

You know, that's funny.

I know Mel's going to step out, though.

I'm joking around, but I know Mel's going to step out.

Oh, for sure.

Of course she is.

Good at Mel.

And we hope you do.

Yeah.

And we hope you do.

That's the plan.

We'll be watching.

Mel ain't skipped a leg day since she won that great season.

I have not.

Holy shit.

Thank you. Of course she is.
Go ahead, Mel. And we hope you do.
Yeah. And we hope you do.
We'll be watching. Mel ain't skipped a leg day since she won that great season.
I have not. Holy shit.
All right. Big Mel is in the building.
The legend herself. Who-de-hoo.
The legend himself. Queens Flip.
Queens Get the Money is here. Big Freeze, the freeziest.
Mr. Taker Further himself is here.
Ice is here. Amir is fine.
Big Parks is here. Poe is here.
Corey is here. Erickson is here.
I don't think Ian are key, but thank God I get a fucking break from that Ian show. Savon and Tanner are here by remote last, but certainly not least, each and every one of you guys are here.
What's poppin'? What's poppin'? What's poppin'? What's poppin'? We're here, man. We are here.
We're here, man. Is anybody doing anything fun this weekend that I may be able to exploit for the benefits of the broadcast? Did anybody call anybody that they work with and go to a gym workout? Did anybody go to anybody's kid's birthday party? Did anybody go to a play and see somebody that they work with? I got to ask all the questions.
Fuck them with y'all. I went and got a facial by your girl.
Oh, Tosh. My girl, Tosh.
Yeah, you didn't want to share the information, but it's cool. We found each other.
Somehow you find all my people. I do.
I do. I do.
It's a very small community out here. That's that fight or flight shit.
Yep, yep, yep. Shout out to Tosh.
Shout out to Tosh. We love you.
She is the bomb. I'll be there soon though.
Tosh is great. Yes, she's amazing.
Shout out to Tosh. So that was what I did this week.
All right, but what are you doing this weekend? I'm working. Hot and bothered shit.
It's just the grind. The grind.
This is how I won a Gracie Award. The grind.
Talk about it. The grind.
The grind. The grind.
Yo, man, if you don't stop, you won the award, yo. Don't try to go for number two.
You won one. You get a shout out.
Totes. Totes.
And let me tell you something. You know what this opened up the door for me? Tell me.
To find out how to get nominated for all the rest. Really? I'm coming for NAACP award.

Right.

Girl, you not black like that?

If you don't get the fuck out of it.

What you know about Martin Luther King, nigga?

What you know about Malcolm X?

I have a dream.

Thurgood Marshall.

I have a dream that I will win an NAACP award.

I'm manifesting that.

Don't get in my motherfucking way.

I'm sorry, Matt. Hey, I'm doing it for you.

I want to make it.

You better go sit down with Al Sharpton and the niggas. No, And you'll win one.
Girl. You know how she'll win, though.
Hey, Al. Yeah, come on.
Hey, go put that shit on and text Al. Al be right there.
That nigga Al will be there. You remember the Al Sharpton selfie? That was the funniest shit ever.

I remember when I seen Al Sharpton

in Puffs.

In his house.

Oh, that's bad to say?

I don't know.

I mean, everybody was at a Puff party.

I'm like, hmm.

Okay.

Interesting.

Mental note.

Of all the people.

Al Sharpton. Al was a fresh bird.
Mental note. Of all the people.
Al Shulker.

Al was a fresh bird.

That nigga.

Did you see Eddie Long there too?

No.

Oh.

Let it go.

Let it go.

That's what I'm about to say.

I don't know who's Eddie Long.

Bishop.

Let it go.

That nigga Al had to do it. Never mind.
Come was Big Al or Little Al it was Big Al or Little Al Little he was smaller he wasn't Big Al Big Al was a guy for a little Al not Big Al, child of Al alright anywhere you guys want to start it's a bullshit. Well, do we want to start with R.I.P.
Val Kilmer and, like, talk about his body of work? I mean, shit. Yes.
Rest in peace, Val Kilmer. Rest in peace.
Mark, since he got hired, normally handles the rest in pieces. He does.
And he smokes them shit. He's going to be having them on deck already.
Yeah, so now that he's not here. Mel, take it away.
Yeah, you got to do it, Mel. All right, Mel.
Well, R.I.P. Val Kilmer, he was like, I was reading this article where it was talking about how, you know, he was kind of a mercurial figure on sets.
And I was like, let this have been something about a woman. It would have been like, she was a fucking bitch.
But anyways, whatever. He was mercurial.
All right, Mark would not have done that. Mark.
He was. Mark would, whatever you're doing right now, Mark would not have done that.
You're going to call Mark? I could have him do it over the phone. You're throwing shots at Val.
No, I'm not. It's not a shot at Val.
At all. Not a shot at anybody right now.
More of a shot at Time Magazine. Because y'all are on some bullshit.
Oh, by highlighting that you're saying? That part, yes. Got it, okay, got it.
Just let the tribute be the tribute. Don't talk about how...
Highlighting, highlighting, highlighting, highlighting. No, yes.
Part, yeah. Rest in peace, Val Kilmer.
Okay, rest in peace, Val Kilmer. So do we have like a favorite role that he's ever played? Jim Morrison.
Jim Morrison, yeah, in The Doors. Yes, that one was a big one.
Tombstone. Mm-hmm.
Let's go, Fox. Don't get white shit.
I just like Batman and Top In the doors. In the doors.
Yes. Smoked.
That one was a big one. Tombstone.
Mm-hmm.

Let's go, boss.

Don't get white shit.

I just like Batman and Top Flight.

He was an okay Batman.

Heat.

With him and... Heat.

Heat.

I like Heat.

That's it.

That's all.

Yeah, that was a Heat.

Him and Tom Cruise was in...

Top Gun.

Top Gun.

And then Top Gun, Maverick.

Maverick.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

I mean, listen, Mel, we need you to go into your movie bag because me, I watched a few, but I'm familiar with who he is. You know, I'm a Batman guy.
But give me something else. Okay.
Little known fact. Oh, here we go.
There is a movie called True Romance. Great movie.
Yeah. Great movie.
If you've never seen the movie, you got to watch it. I remember that.
It came out in 1993. It was written by Quentin Tarantino, but it was directed by Tony Scott.
And it has everybody in it like a typical Quentin Tarantino movie. I mean, it has James Gandolfini.
It's got Brad Pitt. It's got Christian Slater, Patricia Arquette.
It's got everybody in it. Val Kilmer's in it, but you never really actually see him because he plays the role of Elvis.
His guardian angel. Right.
And most people never figure that out. I never knew that.
Get out. Wow.
Yeah. Get out of here.
Just a little piece of trivia. Let's go, Mel.
Let's get to your trivia bag. Yeah.
I never knew that. Yeah.
Whoa. Parks, did you know that? I never knew that.
I haven't seen True Romance in a long time. You told all of us something.
All right. Val Kilmer was Elvis.
Val Kilmer played the role of Elvis, Christian Slater's guardian angel in True Romance. Mm.
Yeah. Yeah, like, I feel like Val Kilmer, I would have to pull up his fucking movieography, but I feel like in his later years, he was, like, just in some off-spspurt D movies that I love.
I was like, oh, shit. Look at Val Kilmer right there.
Like, and I don't remember the name of him. More so than his blockbusters.
Later on, let me look. I have his discography up.
Top Gun Maverick. Of course, we said that.
I don't see much. Because in 2014, he was diagnosed with throat cancer.
And he had two tracheotomies, and it affected his vocal cords. It did.
And so, basically, he just, he really couldn't perform. So he did this, they put out a documentary called Val.
And it really kind of showed, you know, just kind of all aspects of his life and, you know, kind of his eccentricity and stuff like that, but also just how difficult the cancer diagnosis and just the treatment was. Jesus.
Yeah. So, but that's actually not what he ended up passing away from.
Pneumonia. Pneumonia.
Yeah. Wow.
Yeah. So 65 years old.
So rest in peace, Val Kilmer. Rest in peace.
Rest in peace, Val Kilmer he was he was a wonderful performer lots of tributes coming in from you know the Hollywood community he was dope he was dope he was dope yeah rest in peace Val Kilmer we love him we love him absolute legend and if you young people have never seen the movie Heat please watch that greatest shoot Greatest shootout ever. If you've never seen Heat,

please cut off the broadcast right this second.

This ain't for you.

Yeah, it's ain't for you at all.

Go pull it up on your little red stick,

whatever I'm on to be using.

Whatever that little tube thing is.

Pull it up, man.

Go ahead.

What a flick.

Shout out to the people that get to see Heat for the first time.

Oh, word.

Man.

Heat, Goodfellas, Casino.

Hey.

Rest in peace, Val Kilman,

white people in the morning right now.

Us too.

Hey, what the hell?

And happy birthday, Jill Scott.

Oh, happy birthday, Jill.

Happy birthday, Jill.

We love you.

Wait a minute.

We love you, Jill.

Hey, girl.

All right.

All right.

All right. I'm satisfied He didn't waste any fucking time.
No, that's not right.

His finger. He was like,

Parkes, my sandwich is not working.

Make sure of this shit.

I'm sorry. I take it back.

I didn't know where y'all wanted to go from there. I don't know.

I don't know. And that's true.

It might be some other important stuff.

Anywhere in the world

y'all want to go, I'm down to go. SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII some other important stuff.
Anywhere in the world anywhere in the world

y'all want to go,

I'm down to go.

Sigh!

This is the remix.

This is the remix.

This is the remix.

This is the remix.

Hey!

Shout out to the content creators out there. Hey! Shout out to the content creators out there! Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute! So we have this little tradition here that we do when content creators take a fall, like parks on an Astoria street, not looking at the sewer.
We have this thing we do where when any of our peers, our contemporaries fail out there, we play this little jingle by Queen, another one bites the dust, man. Not to highlight the failure, but to highlight the mistakes.
To highlight the mistakes you want to avoid making so that you don't fall to the same fate. It's more so about that.
Sure. Our good brother Adam22 recently put out a video.
And I will pull the video up in a second second you put out a video recently talking about the state of no jumper no jumper is or was or has been a large part in the content creation community has they have been an instrumental part in the content creation community

for quite some time.

That's true.

We had Adam 22 on our show

somewhere in what?

2021, 2022, somewhere around there.

Oh, shit, my bad.

At Parks'

we pressed him a little bit,

got a lot of backlash from the audience,

left it alone, time will tell. God don't play about me.
You know what I mean? Hey, there's opinions. There's internet fodder.
And then this, what happens when God starts just making shit happen? These niggas fall flat on concrete every time. It never fucking fails.
And I don't want to even talk about Adam too much. I want to talk about all of the Adam cheerleaders that had their pom-poms out a few years ago telling me about all the money that Adam made.
Oh, yeah. It was a bunch of y'all.
They had a list. Yeah, a list was out.
A list, a goddamn list went out and everybody had adamant just like some wild number. I was like, all right.
All of a sudden, all of my black friend content creators was fucking experts on what white porn dick made. All of a sudden, these niggas was you're selling dick though i don't know i don't know joe he's selling his wife he does the porn show site he's fucking on camera shut the fuck up the fuck were y'all talking to with all of that hootenanny but anyway adam has put out a clip a clip.
And this is like friendly smoke. This ain't real smoke.
Because I hate to see... Nah, that's a lie.
Let me not lie. Let me not lie.
I don't hate to see it. I thought he was trolling.
That's not true. Honestly.
I thought some April Fool shit. Well, let me be clear.
Adam ain't broke. Like, I don't want niggas to misconstrue what I'm doing and what I'm saying here.
I'm just having fun with one of the people that I like to have fun with when they hit they head. You know, like when you tell your son, don't touch that, and then they touch it, and you walk in the room, and they got that stupid fucking face on.
Did they touch it? Yeah. Did they touch the shit? I told your ass.
Didn't I just tell your fucking dumb ass not to touch that? Good for you. This is like what I'm doing with Adam.
There's not a real beef. Actually, Adam hit me when he was in New York to say, hey, me and Wack is in town.
Maybe we'll come through and fucking chop it up. I dubbed it, but there's no beef about it.
So Adam put out a clip talking about how he's closing No Jumper, which, again, I don't think Adam, Adam is far from broke. He's just doing some rebranding, finagling, and moving some monies around because there's lawsuits happening.
The feds was just at my door. Like, I got a lot of life shit going on.
These content creators never show you that part. I hate them all.
I hate every last fucking one of them. They never show you the part about when life just get to going around them.
They always want to disappear for a little bit. Put the cam down.
That's when they want to cam down. Press the button.
Yeah, for a few months. Nah, nah, nah.
You following through. So Adam put out a little clip and I'd like to play it for y'all.
Perkhead motherfucker. Somebody sent me a clip of Joe Budden claiming that No Jumper's doing real bad in terms of our views and everything.
So let's do the science. Oh, shit.
That's the wrong clip. That's the wrong clip, bro.
Oops. Oops.
No Jumper's main channel plus our Clips channel has done about 26, 27 million views for the past month. Hey, what are you doing? Two times by far what you have going on.
And on top of that, we kill it on Facebook. We kill it on Snapchat.
We have three million...

Yo. He did

all that. Dirty BMX white

boy.

Let me tell you...

Let me tell you

like I tell

my 50

year old black friends.

What? For the block. Once Facebook enters the conversation, you got it, I'm leaving.
Check out. That's for mom and dad.
Yeah. I know you tried to make that shit sound fly, but in real life, the second somebody say to me, yo, this is what's going on on Facebook, I check out.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's fucking Facebook and Snapchat. Y'all let these niggas get so much shut off.
Let's keep it going. Followers on Instagram, and we make a huge amount of money on there.
Joe I don't want to hear shit you're running a chop shop

Oh

Media gassed into thinking that you're really killing it like that

But trust me when you want to talk about who's really doing business out here. It's not you

There's a big and you're not in it. It's me, Vlad, and that fat motherfucker you were sick

That is how he spoke to me Vlad and that fat motherfucker you were sick. Oh, my God.
Oh, my Lord.

That is how he spoke to me.

Savannah.

I missed the end.

That is how he spoke of royalty.

That's what I'm trying to say. Yeah.
Like a black god. Is he eating those words right now? I don't know why he did that.
He thought your god played about you. I'm not even, I'm not even, Adam, I'm not your foe.
But my god still will see somebody that we don't know where it's at with him and fix him up. Fix him up.
Hey, newsflash, Adam, during the pandemic, everybody's numbers was up. Everything was up, stupid ass.
I'm going to play the real video now. He talking about some day a year we went and bought a $4 million building because the numbers was up and we continued to think that they would project it.
Yeah, it was a mistake. It was a mistake.
And that's my problem. It be too many niggas speaking on shit.
They don't know what they're talking about. That just is out here making fucking mistake after mistake after mistake and I can't come in here and say it because I'm going to look away and then they going to say, Joe Budden, you want some bullshit again.
So I shut up. But I could have told y'all, hey, when AD and all them niggas left and we found out that Adam didn't have contracts with nobody, I was like, okay.
Business is shady over there. Shout out to AD.
Beginning of the end. Once we started talking about the Snapchat and YouTube and Instagram checks, yo, I check out when niggas start talking like that too.
We've built this thing in a way where the paranoia and trauma from leaving our fate in somebody's hands won't allow us to leave it in somebody's hands so clap to you if you're leaving it in somebody's hands and it's going great for you but one day facebook wake up and say hey our meta vision shit we're not doing it no more that money you was making is out of finished. One day YouTube wake up and say, hey, you're not in our little creator fund program where we're sending shit your way.
You're done. We're not even putting you in the algorithm.
One day Snapchat, TikTok. One day they all wake up and say, you can't plan that way.
That's true. it's tough to look the fucking estate people in the face

the tax people in the face and say, hey, I don't know that I'll make that next year. I don't know that five years from now, these companies will still hold me in such high regard.
They leave fast.

And then you get niggas sounding like this.

Let's play it.

Let's fucking play it.

There ain't no addition to that, nigga.

Rewind.

It don't. On both of our YouTube channels.

Last month we got over 25 million views.

Mad as nothing.

We're doing well on Facebook and Snapchat. We employ quite a few of the hottest content creators on the West Coast.
And we pump out an insane amount of content on a weekly basis. How could we be going broke? Tell us.
We expanded too much during COVID at just about the exact moment that our revenue streams all took a hit. We hired a whole bunch of editors and other employees and we bought a huge

office building that cost us almost $4 million

thinking that the growth that we were

experiencing during the pandemic

was going to continue. Why would you think that?

Unfortunately that did not happen. Our YouTube

numbers which had doubled or even

tripled. Let me pause this.

My fingers are stupid so it takes a second.

Let me pause this.

Why would you think that, Adam?

Or anybody, for that matter?

This is the same thing I told the stupid clubhouse people.

A lot of people got gassed during the pandemic.

They did.

A lot of people thought it was up.

Some of y'all were smelling your own shit too much during that pandemic

because you survived.

You stretched your little PPP money or saw spikes in areas where you didn't normally before. Niggas ain't just survive.
Niggas thrived. Yeah, lived.
Some niggas lived, made money they never made before in their life. Fucked girls they never fucked before.
Drove cars they, I saw it. I saw it.
It was a lot. And it was inflated by that.
That was the time where streamers were getting extra bumps from all the different spots. You know what I mean? Why would you think that things would continue that way once people were allowed to be outside? That's a big mistake.
A lot of people with too much faith in this internet shit.

So in 2020 or 2021,

it did take a lot of discipline to say,

whatever I made this year.

I may not make this year.

Or the year following that.

This may be a peak or a spike right now.

Or the year after next. People just didn't plan that way.
Niggas is used to spending money before it comes. Yeah, it burns a hole in their pockets.
Instant gratification. And also the optics.
You know, he wanted to show the optics of extreme rapid growth. You know, so expanding to the purchase of the building and then the huge staff and that sort of thing.

Like, the optics allowed him to, you know,

kind of, like, be as boisterous as he was

towards you and everybody else.

Exploits.

And the content shifted, too, not for nothing.

Mm-hmm.

Well, yeah, and then that part.

Yeah, content changed.

It's not just the world changed and the economy changed.

Content creation changed.

Young streaming niggas came in and... And they kicked ass.
They kicking ass. They just released what Kai made from January to February.
Yeah. They busting ass.
They making it tough. Streaming tough.
I ain't gonna lie. If I see this speed nigga do another backflip across my phone, I don't know what I will do.
That nigga just... Every time I see.
Every time I see him, he's just doing some shit that's outworldly at this point. Every time I see him, he's doing a fucking flip.
No, I just see him walk up the endless... What's some shit? The love steps? The love steps in China, yes.
I'm like, yo, he's just doing side missions around the world. That's what it look like.
I mean, that's the wave. That's the fire shit.
That's the wave.

Yo, in every field, everybody that's getting to it,

getting to it, no matter what field you're in,

part of that getting to it has to include

how you'll maneuver and function

once the new kid on the block pops up.

That's a fact.

Niggas never playing for the new kid.

We never talk about that.

That's the problem.

I'm talking about in any field,

whether you're in the tech world.

It don't matter.

Whether you're dealing drugs,

whether you're in content,

I'm going to go any field, whether you in the tech world. It don't matter.
Whether you dealing drugs, whether you in content. Music.
Like my example of that is when the fucking mixtape rappers ran around getting to hosting brown bags in 2006, 7, 8, whenever that was. And then the fucking Instagram girls or the models started taking that same brown bag and bringing out an audience.
So now the rappers, why would we pay you four or five and six grand to pop up when these girls would take five fifteen hundred dollars to pop up and I get the same audience? Like, oh, shit. What are we going to do now? Mal can speak to it.
Yeah. From from from videos.
Once some girls popped up and started taking lead roles for pennies, it changed the game for y'all. Absolutely.
Let's speak to it a little bit though. She didn't get pennies.
No, I'm talking about they were getting pennies on a dollar. There was so much change.
They shifted Mel out of the game. Mel took the exit ramp because Mel was now a television correspondent at the time.
Talk that shit, Mel, Mel. Talk that shit, Mel.
That's what the fuck happened. That's what the fuck happened.
Nobody retired. I retired from my motherfucking ass.
Big Mel. Once they didn't give you that 10-piece and actual shit.
Mel saw the bullshit coming and got the fuck out. Yeah, exactly.
Exactly. But the...
Mandy. Stop it.
You ain't never did no video. What was also happening at the same time was there was a dramatic restructuring of shit.
Yes. You know, the music industry took a massive hit where they no longer controlled the output of their product.
And so videos was the first place where you saw the budgets go from like super inflated $600,000 to like fucking $50,000 for like a Nas video. You know, a Nas in Common video.
It was crazy. And so you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get the $500 girls.
Not to say that they weren't beautiful. That is not to say that they were not beautiful.
Straight from DR. Well, or other places.
Oh, no, no. They can't.
They can't. You can get the whole DR for the 500.
Stop it, Frank. Columbia.
Do you have your passport? Do you have your shorts? Little X went over there and took his boat. He took his boat to DR..
Come on. Go in the basement.
You were here from Little X in a while after that DRA he took. Do I need to reiterate my last point? Alright.
Sorry, man. You better stop playing with Big Mel, boy.
She's a legend. Yeah.
She asked for 10 pieces. They said, Mel, 10 pieces.
At this time, the market is looking a little shaky. So it's like that.
Yeah. Anyway, back to my Adam clip.
No jumper. Oh, rewind it.
No, we don't want to hear rewind. Hold up.
It's on our account. We got taken down one day and we still have absolutely no idea why.
We've had no luck getting it back. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Hold up. You jumped the line.
Here we go. Normal.
Our Snapchat and Facebook numbers, which had exploded during COVID, sometimes even hitting six figures a month, shrank by about 80% or more. Our Patreon, which was absolutely killing it for a year or two when we were doing uncensored, aka nude interviews with up-and-coming superstars like Kazumi and Sky Bree, fell off quite a bit with the launch of Plug Talk and a decreased interest in seeing us interview b****stars.
In addition to that, you might recall that the channel took quite a hit when approximately eight of our hosts left the platform in March of 2023. Although we definitely largely recovered and managed to build up a very healthy roster of talent since then, that certainly took a toll on our business for a while ago.
It would have to. All that stuff hurt the business, but we but we were still solidly profitable tell us how until the last few months where we experienced two major l's that we never l man first we lost the no jumper instagram after almost 10 years of building it up and essentially no strikes on our account we got taken down one day and we still have absolutely no idea why how could they do that no luck getting it back despite being in contact with what seems like every instrument of the guy.

Fucking paid my light and water bill with that one.

We were bringing in a very solid amount of cash monthly.

Come on, man.

It was keeping us afloat via selling sponsored posts

and the account.

Fucking bought tie-dye t-shirts with that Instagram.

And that mostly vanished overnight.

And while we've been growing the new No Jumper LA account

up ever since and managing to sell sponsored collab posts

using my Instagram and the No Jumper LA account DM. Oh my God, yo.
Did you say you were selling sponsored ad posts? Which is nothing wrong with. You just can't look at me and fix your lips a certain way, which I don't think he knew a few years ago.
Hopefully, he knows it now. Sponsor.
Jesus. There's nothing wrong with that.
No, there's nothing wrong with that, but I would be shocked if I ever saw you do a sponsored episode. No, you would be more than shocked.
I'm going to call you. I might come to the crib.
You would be more than shocked. No, you need something? I would get an emergency text, a wellness check would need to be done.
What is going on? If you just looked on my shit and seen, sometimes I go to Skims. Skims is a really great place.
If I hit the little button on that thing. Also, if you listen out there, the other day I went to Skims.
I was wondering. In the mall.
I went from Apple, where it's nice and quiet. And then I was doing some shit with my girl.
I'm like, hey, you want to go check it out? She's like, yeah. So a couple doors down, we walk in Skims, which is not quiet at all.
No. Their atmosphere and ambiance is very different from Apple.
It was like Mykonos. In GSP? Yes.
If you walk in there, be prepared. They don't show up.
We was looking for shit. You maybe need earmuffs.
In it by the Ugg store? Yes. You walk in there, then she said...

Are you fucking crazy, nigga?

I'm here for a hoodie.

I'm here for some drugs.

It's like a cave built in there.

It's mad workers that look like they could be a Kardashian, maybe. One lone black security at the top.
You went in with your girl in the humbug. They's like, doom, doom, doom, boom, boom.
Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom. Young dog, I just want some drawers.
A lot. We doing a lot.
A lot in there, nigga. Anyway.
Does it make you want to buy? We left. Okay.
Yeah. Yeah, that sounds doing a lot.
A lot in there, nigga. Does it make you want to buy? We left.
Real quick, side note, you didn't see that Walgreens or 7-Eleven were playing classical music to keep blacks or homeless people from sitting outside and they said it worked. That's crazy.
They played opera outside. Usually they play classical music and opera music to keep the kids from loitering.
Nah, nah. Because Canada did that with our transit system, like the trains and shit like that.
Yo, Mel, I couldn't believe that shit worked. They played something regular.
The homeless man was sitting there asleep. They played opera music.
That shit was clear.

That whole shit was clear.

I didn't know shit like that worked. But go ahead, Joe.
I'm sorry.

And no, I'm following your lead.

And fuck y'all cities out there that are voting

to be

anti-homelessness.

So y'all are building

spikes all throughout

your fucking ecosystem.

Really?

Yes. They're just putting spikes

Thank you. homelessness.
So y'all are building spikes all throughout your fucking ecosystem. Really? Yes.
They're just putting spikes up in places where people would lay or could lay. Yeah, cement spikes.
Cement benches. I mean, spike benches.
Or they'll put the spikes. So you know how a bench, like three people can sit on a bench, right? They'll put spikes in the middle.
So just two people can sit. Basically, nobody can lay down on it.
Wow. Somebody will sit here, spikes.
I've seen all that shit. They got that shit in Newark right off the highway.
Are they making alternate options for the homeless people? No, they're not. They're about to start criminalizing it.
A lot of homeless people don't want to go into the shelters and places that they provide it. They said they don't want to go in there.
Whatever's happening there, they don't want to go. They prefer to sleep in the street.
They don't want to go. They want to go underground in L.A.
in that little tunnel shit. I'm about to go there.
They want to go underground in that little secret hole shit that they stay in. They want to just roam free.
And then when they provide shelter, they don't want to go in there for whatever reason. Well, when you go to LA, why don't you ask that? Because I think that there's a reason why a lot of unhoused people do not want to go to the shelters.
And I think that for women, I think that a lot of SA happens in there. You took it to a dark place? No, I'm sorry, but there's definitely a reason why.
If we're talking about homelessness, then we've got to talk about all the factors. But back to kicking Adam's back in.
Wait, yo. Do you know that you can't? We was talking about homelessness.
And you trying to slip it in, too. That's what she that.
That's what she said, by the way. That's what she said, by the way.
Girl. Okay, anyway.
This is a family happy show. Back to kicking Adams back in.
Go ahead. Okay, but no, before we get to Adams, kicking Adams back in, and before we get to our prize picks, prize picks gang, you hear? I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
But on the topic of homelessness, I must continue to spoil the show Good American Family for anyone that's listening. Go ahead.
If you are not caught up, hit the little 15-second skip button a few times. If you don't care, then listen to what they did now to this little dwarf bitch.
Because the show was so great, I told you I went back and watched the real shit a few times. So I'm all the way caught up.
But in a new episode of the show, they got the girl re-aged. What's re-aged? Re-aged is

when we adopted her, all of the

paperwork that we got was faulty. It was

fake. So we think that she's

older than what she is, which is part of

the scan that she's running. She's in

here saying that she's fucking nine and she's

21.

But she has dwarfism

and she's trying to kill us. So they got her

re-aged. So she's 22 now.
And now that she's 22, now that she's 22, you can live on your own. Oh yeah, you gotta go.
So they rented a home. Yeah, I remember all this from the doc.
So they rented a home for her and put her in there.

But allegedly, and they didn't get to this part in the show,

but in the real story, it wasn't a disabled-friendly home.

Like, it was, like, in the hood.

Yeah.

It was a really bad crib.

That one was, too.

So they put her in there.

I ain't mad at this so far.

But they're still the legal guardian of her. Why? She an adult now.
Because they're getting a check. Because she's still disabled.
Okay, it's for the check. Got it.
They get the check and she's still disabled a little bit. But they're in there letting the water go off.
They let the electricity go off. Since my girl is confused about how these people ended up going to jail or getting charges.
Okay, you can't do that. You cannot, you can't do any of that.
So that's it. Watch it.
And remember that it's not funny. Or very funny.
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All right, where were we with things? You were kicking Adam's back in. Adam is pulling the move.
I'm not going to kick his back in. Adam is pulling the move.

He's rebranding. Y'all know all these dirty BMX white boys

look up to Vlad. Vlad has

built a system in which it's not so

much overhead. These other people, not so

much. So, now

they're going to try to do that. I can see it.

I can see it. And it's a smart

thing to do. It is.
Smart thing

to do. Cut the overhead.
No

point in just carrying shit around for the sake

of carrying it around in 2025.

Now with the cost of eggs. Not with the price of eggs out here.
See what is happening with these tariffs? Everything. Everything.
Bro, they talking about just fucking phones. 43% increase in price.
Like, everything comes. We get everything from China.
My car dude told me that they're putting a buck fifty on any... on all the new bro's races.
I'm sure. And they...
That sounds horrible. They're not just jacking it up on the tariff price.
They're putting a little extra on top too. It gives them a reason to jack it up even more.
The tariff is 33%, boosted by 40, 50. Throw something else on there.

It's crazy. It's getting bad.

Wall Street is down, right? Yeah.

Wall Street is down for

the fucking bad as

it's been for the first time since 2020.

Since the pandemic, yeah.

How is that impacting

anyone here? I don't think we're feeling

the impacts just yet.

But I feel like

Thank you. how is that how is that impacting anyone here i don't think we're feeling the impacts just yet but i feel like you know with this new tariff um with the new tariffs in place it's gonna we're starting we're gonna start to feel it yeah oh yeah for sure and all the all of our former allies are literally like this is the worst decision that could have ever been made but i think eventually he gonna reverse his position on some of this stuff.
Yeah, yeah, this is the worst decision that could have ever been made. But, hmm.

I think eventually he's going to reverse his position on some of this stuff.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's going to have to.

He's going to have to.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I kind of, I don't feel like this is, I don't feel like this is the play.

I feel like there's something obviously going on behind the scenes. Bigger.
Yeah. Got it.
Yeah. Well, yeah, that's it.
Good time to continue my diet, I suppose. I'll tell you that much.
I'm about to get the little fucking track your carb app that they got out there. Oh, my fitness pal.
Everything that I eat on my fitness journey seems to be bad.

Sugar, salt, dairy,

meat, red meat.

I'm salmoned out.

I'm salmoned out. Big chicken.

I'm chickened out.

It's salmon and chicken

and that's it. Even though,

hold up now. Hold up now.

I'll be vulnerable with you guys. In a story that means nothing to anybody cue up sexy red we got a lyrical breakdown coming no cue it up ice we're not just gonna sit here and fucking talk about ourselves all day cue up to sexy red we got to get to something of substance yes that's the state of podcasting sexy red is our substance moment it's coming to you soon so the

other day sick of eating chicken sick of eating salmon in the crib watching guilty or not with my baby i got a broke nigga urge in me because of how i was raised and where i come from humble beginnings We was in the bed naked

I turned to the side, looked at her

It was late

It was like 9.45 I was raised in where I come from. Humble beginnings.
I was in the bed naked.

I turned to the side.

I looked at her.

It was late.

It was like 945.

And I said, babe, you know what I got the urge for?

Moments like this is exactly what I'm in a relationship with.

You know what I've been craving?

Ramen noodles.

Tuna fish.

I had a feeling you were going tuna salad here. Yo, dog.
9.45 on a weekend. Look in the person you love in the face.
Y'all want the most ghetto shit I have no business wanting. That's not the most ghetto.
It's not ghetto. It's ghetto.
It ain't the most. I had corn beef the other day.
It ain't the most. It's ghetto, yo.
It is. Corn beef is good.
It ain't the most, though. We're not going to corn beef.
You could have got worse. Wait, we're not going to corn beef, Shane.
Nah, never. No, no, no.
I had corn. But that does fall on the list, too.
Nah, never. Like corn beef hash.
That's not a respect. I had Caribbean corn beef, nigga.
I'll never stop eating corn beef hash. Never.
Never. I don't know.
What's between hash and corned beef? I don't know. I'm about to ask you what Caribbean corned beef is.
I don't know what that is. Different spices? The spices is different.
Corned beef hash is what, though? It's potatoes. It's without the potatoes.
They put a little ketchup in it. It's just corned beef.
Yeah, it's corned beef, a little ketchup. Oh, nigga, I'm going to eat that.
Some shit. Ketchup, you eat it with white rice or you eat it with some dumplings.
It just tastes good. There's no amount of money that will ever give me to stop eating corned beef hash or tuna fish.
I'm never gonna stop eating that. So anyway, I hit the Uber Eats, motherfucking hit the supermarket, sift it over.
Bring me my sun-kissed. Mustard, mayonnaise, relish, onions, eggs, O eggs obey ghetto shit ghetto shit you put the eggs in the tuna salad? wait wait we don't call it tuna salad we call it tuna it's just tuna fish wait what do you mean of course we put eggs in tuna wait like Yeah.
Okay. Y'all don't? No.
White people don't do that? A little onions, a little celery, a little mayo. A little mayo.
You could do a little jalapeno if you wanted to. I do pickles.
You could do pickles. I put hot sauce in mine.
Sure, sure. Why do white people do that? White people don't put eggs in their shit? Mayonnaise is the eggs.
No, mayonnaise and eggs. Yes, it is.
Mayonnaise is eggs. I hate mayonnaise.
No, mayonnaise is not eggs. It's mayonnaise.
I get it. We keep our egg salad and potato salad in different containers.
For me to mayonnaise. She's down with us.
I guess that's my white side. That's true.
Because she's white. Well, she would be down with y'all.
That's how, yeah. Anyway.
I'm not mad at it, though. It's just.
We made that shit together in the kitchen on a late, whatever night that was, in concert.

What kind of bread?

In love with each other.

Of course. Fucking.

Of course.

Hugging and shit.

What kind of bread?

Of course, boy.

You came with me.

She had some croissant shit.

Yo, he came with me.

Some croissant.

The nigga came with me.

He came with me.

He came with me.

He came with me.

He came with me.

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He came with me.

He came with me.

He came with me.

He came with me.

He came with me.

He came with me make tuna alone. I just thought that that was fly.
No, it's fly, but his point is still funny. You can't do nothing alone.
Well, part of what's fly about it is that you're not doing this alone. You're doing this really ghetto-ass act with the person you love.
I'm not trying to step on flip joke, but the whole point of me bringing this up is same thing to make you laugh, make you cry. This very same act that we was doing all in love on the ghetto tuna fish, we fought about three days later.
Potato to what? Not tuna. Over tuna, nigga? She ate like the albacore? You got the shit with the oil happened? The croissant.
You got the shit with the oil in it, didn't you? You went chicken and a seed. That's the fuck up the vibe.
Yeah, I did go chicken eat this. That's what we were talking about.
We both watching our diet. So we treating the tuna.
We ate it that night without it being cold. We just ate it on some.
We ate it. But we both watching our diet.

We not really eating too much. So we put it in the fridge

that night. And now for the next three days,

anytime we get hungry, we both hit

that pot up.

How many cans do you use? With some crackers.

We made five cans of tuna.

Oh, shit. So we took the crackers.

Anytime throughout the day for the next three

days, we take the cracker.

Not bad.

Three days later, she say, oh my god, I I got to wash my hair. I got to get in the shower.
I got to do such and such to my hair. She's going to the bathroom for 90 minutes.
No, that's late. Yeah, that's okay.
I'll see you in the bathroom for 90 minutes to two hours. I go and get the tuna.
And you finish it off the news. You're a monster.
Get a superstar. That is what you are.
Happy Robin Hood. Let's go, Praz.
Come in. Sorry, bud.
Sorry, bud. Joe.
Sorry. You can't do that.
I know you can't. Joe, you can't do that.
I was not disciplined enough in the moment to say, I thought any moment she would come out of the bathroom, see me with the tuna, and I would be like a hero.

You got time to.

But she never came out of the bathroom.

So you just kept eating.

So I just keep hitting the corners, too.

Under the cracker.

You scraped the plate?

Scraping it.

I know that.

I couldn't stop.

I couldn't stop.

Yo.

Wait.

I know she was hot. She came out and said, what you want to do for dinner? By the time she came out, I forgot I even had the tuna.
So I didn't say nothing. So she said, yo, what you want to do for dinner? I'm like, whatever.
I don't care. Hey, you pick a spot.
He was full. Whatever you want.
I'm with that. He was low-key.
Hey, you pick a spot. Because he was full, nigga.
Because he was full. He was full already.
Okay, whatever you want. Hey, whatever you pick.
I'm with this. I'm with this.
I'm with this. I'm with this.
I'm with this. I'm with this.
I'm with that. I said, hey, you know I'm on my diet.
She said, we ain't going to eat so much. She said, oh, me too.
So I could just get the fridge and finish off that tuna. Whoa.
No, you can't do that. You can't finish that.
Not that tuna. Tell me what happened, nigga.
It was up. Tell me what happened.
She just started looking stupid. Hold on, hold on.
Did you let her go to the fridge? Did you say something? Yeah. Or did you let her go to the fridge? No, I said something.
Oh, okay. I said something.
But I felt horrible. I felt bad.
She was like, no, you didn't. You didn't finish that tuna.
No, you didn't. You didn't do it like that.
We've been rocking like that for days, hitting that tuna, and you're going to finish that tuna. She's right.
I felt horrible. No.
How much was left out of the five cans? It was a nice little bit. You did some bullshit.
It was a nice little service. It was a shareable amount.
Yes. You did some bullshit, son.
And it was mad good. I'm dragging this ghetto ass problem, but boy, it was fun to have.
You gotta lie and be like, too long it wasn't good no more we had just made it together that was not gonna fly anyway I love you big that's fucked up I forgot that feeling looking your partner in the eye and feeling bad cause you did some shit that you know you was. Yeah, you finished the series.
She would have loved that tuna.

Yeah, the same.

You finished the series.

You eat the rest of the leftovers. Yeah, that's some fucked up shit.

Eat her leftovers.

That's my back.

That's my fucker.

You going to sleep?

When it's time to pause and not watch our shows,

us stupid asses in there watching

all 19 seasons of Shameless. Oh, okay.
Hey, hey, That's not bad. That's a good one.
You ever watch that show? I've seen, I've watched it when it came out. Got it, got it.
She's never seen it. I never watched it.
So she on season four. You never watched Shameless? No.
Wow. I know, I feel like it's up my alley.
She would love it. Yeah, you're in for a chance.
You would love that. I don't know what was happening at the time.
I think I got Homeland. I think Homeland was like my thing at the time Homeland was my shit, bud.
Homeland is fire, but that's nowhere near like shameless. Shout out to Fiona, man.
Yes. You know, I was at somebody's house the other day, and they threw on Arliss.
Damn. Which I've never seen, and that shit was heat.
I'm not familiar. Arliss? Arliss is from HBO about the sports agent.
I never saw Arliss, ever. The one with the rock.
No, that's Balls. This is old.
Oh, my God. This is old.
It was a Dolphins-based show, so I was into it. Arliss is mad old.
You're talking about Ballers. Ballers, yeah.
Arliss has Will Arnett. I think that's his name.
Oh, I like Will Arnett. Yeah.
Now, Arliss was good. Arliss was mad funny for the 40 minutes I saw.
Anyways. We started that bullshit on Netflix.
It's like the Ultimatum type show. Love Island? Love Temptation Island? That one.
That shit on TV. Bullshit.
That shit on TV. I told you, we went back to watch the original shit on Peacock.
We there now. This is season six that's on Netflix.

Seasons one through five are on Peacock.

I will say, everything I've seen on reality TV show has been biting off of Love Island.

All the characters are characters from that one season of Love Island that went crazy.

Temptation Island is just different.

They're like, we need a so-and-so.

I guess it's like a spell.

We need a so-and-so.

Anyway, sorry.

Sorry to hijack this conversation. Have y'all seen? No.
It's a mess. Four couples, they take you to an island.
They put all the men on this side, and they put all the women on this side. So it's four men, four women.
They bring in 12 singles. Hotties.
Yeah. So four women, 12 men in that house.
Four men, 12 women in that house. And they're on bullshit.
And they are on bullshit. My toxic traits, I like to suck dick.
They're all crazy. It get better though.
Because the host is really on bullshit. Another Mark Wahlberg.
I didn't know either. We call him fake Mark Wahlberg.
But he's on bullshit bullshit. So what they do is they have these bonfire nights where they'll bring all four guys back outside with an iPad

and they'll show you about 30 seconds of some shit

that your queen was over there doing.

What show is this?

Temptation Island.

Supreme bullshit.

Supreme.

All right, I'm going to give it a go with my baby.

I'll give it a go.

Do it.

You got me.

Yeah, that shit is, I'm telling you, it's some wild shit, bro.

I'm going to check it out. Yeah.
I'm going to check it out. Say less.
You ain't got to tell me twice. Oh, man.
Hot in here. It's hot in here, right? Some niggas ain't ready.
I turned the air on. Mellon Parks be trying to have the temp on some white people shit.
You got to sneak over there as a black and kind of adjust it. Actually, no, white people, they can tolerate the cold a lot better than us.
Usually the white is

cold.

Yes, you got it wrong.

You can't just blame everything on the white.

The white people be outside when it's wintertime.

The shorts. The shorts.

And then do the polar plunge

in Antarctica and do all

those fucking Lake Michigan

swims.

The polar bear shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's some wild shit.

Nah, y'all know y'all,

don't touch that.

You and Parks.

They didn't touch it.

I don't usually touch

the temperature, by the way.

I didn't touch it.

Usually.

But in case y'all,

maybe Mel,

Mel be doing some shit shit.

Yeah.

I do usually.

Mel like touch it

and like walk by

like to you on catch it.

Like she do,

oh, what's out the window?

Girl, we saw you.

I said that's your last part.

I was like,

I'm like, damn, it's hot.

She's like, no, it's fine.

Yeah, is Mel

I don learning more. She would be like, are you paying the heating bill in here? Melissa.
You all right? She's like, just put on a sweater. I'm like, ma, it's Canada.
It's winter. It's December.
You didn't say all that as a kid. You just flying across the room.
Yo, Mel Mung grew with a iron fist, my nigga. With the iron, nigga.
Cash iron. Not even a fist.
Just the iron. Melissa, go get some molasses.
Nah. Go tap a tree.
Make maple syrup. Oh, man.
What are we on? What are we on right now? What are we on? We're talking about TV shit, but. Yeah, that's all.
Yeah, we're shit, TV shit. Oh, we had a lyrical breakdown for By Our Ice.
Why are you saying for me, bro? Because you're going to break down this Sexy Red song that you told me dropped. I had no idea Sexy Red dropped.
She did drop. Wasn't looking for Sexy Red.
Sexy Red has a new record out. It's called...
When did it drop? Yesterday,

Freeze? Yes, this week.

Got it. Okay, Freeze.
Let's get it.

All the girls is quiet. Y'all let fucking Dolce come dim y'all lights real quick.

Every girl out there.

Not everyone. Can somebody

fight Dolce back, please? Glow fighting?

Glow ain't stopped fighting, bro.

Glow is still here. I'm not talking about

Glow. Okay.
Yeah, yeah. Be clear.
With exception to Glow. Not Glow, because Glow is fighting.
The rest of y'all, y'all just letting this chick do what the fuck she wants to do. Like, come on now.
Come on. Come on.
Ice Spice, give me something now. Oh, no.
Come on. Come on.
Come on, Ice Spice. Alright, so the record is called Hoochie Coochie

Sounds like a

A fine diddy

A slap right

Alright here we go Oh That Not over yet Oh. Facts.
Oh.

Facts. It's not over yet.
No sin.

Facts.

Talk about it.

Ooh, I know about those.

You like this shit. I like this girl's shit.
Hoochie Coochie. These are the project bitches.
100%. Couldn't understand.
Man, garbage in the yard and project. I don't give a fuck.
Those would be the best for you. Well, that was insane.
Does anybody have any insight on what she was trying to say? She's trying to highlight Hoochie coochies, boy. She's talking to the Project Rackets.
When it gets hot outside, you know, listen, picture the video shoot on some old-time cash money shit right in front of the projects. Everybody downstairs in front of the building just getting crazy.
We don't need makeup. We don't need you to dress.
Put your hoochie daddies or hoochie mommies on, get the fuck outside and shake some ass.

Ghettoville.

So like a Scarlett freestyle?

No, hell no.

That's my girl.

I'm not saying that's not your... And she's been doing better.

They fuck her up

every time they go to Sephora.

Who's?

Hello?

Scarlett?

No, watch your mouth.

That's my girl, nigga.

Stop it.

You want to get another call, nigga?

You want to get another call

from Swiss?

Why are you always talking about shit you ain't supposed to talk about? You're right. Always.
Shout out to Swiss. And I digress.
Shout out to the OG. There you go.
For sure. No, I yield.
Shout out to Alicia. Good one.
So what do we think about this record? And if there was a celebrity house that you had to pick to live in? I'll be that one. I would pick theirs.
Yeah. Sure.
Me. Theirs is my pick.
The Iron Man house. Oh, you mean the house? Their house.
What about the celebrity ex's house? The Iron Man house? Waking up every morning in the Iron Man house? That's the real, from the movies, Iron Man house that they living in and raising a family in. That has to be a fly experience.
I ain I ain't gonna lie, like, shout out to you and your positivity,

but I want to live in the ex's house.

The celebrity ex-wives or ex-girlfriend's house.

Just for a day.

See how they living.

See if they fucked up.

See if they eat ramen noodles.

See if they eat catfish.

They not even eating the right cereal, too.

They eat the bullshit.

You know what you'll do.

You'll have a nigga music playing or whatever in the crib. New movie out.
Yo, look, look, look. Facts.
He out here again. Facts.
Living Amber Heard House, nigga. Oh, shit.
No. She fucked up her whole shit, though.
He took everything. Is she the one that shit in the bed? Yes.
Yes. Yeah, I want to live that.
I don't sleep. She won't sleep in that bed, though.
Nah. Disgusting.
I'm Nah. Disgusting.
I'm all set. So what do we think about this song, Freeze? That's what I'm asking y'all.
Personally, I... You're the ghetto connoisseur.
I'll take that. Yeah.
I'll take that. I was about to be offended, but I kind of am.
Yeah. Of course, it's not for me.
We know who this is for. Yes, it is.
No, it's not. It's not even.
I don't even want them that it's for.

I'm kind of off that a little bit.

You expect me to believe that?

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

He gave me.

He about to get married.

So, you know.

Maturity, growth, man. When niggas start talking like this, they about to propose.

Yeah.

He said it.

Yo, y'all gotta stop that shit, too.

When niggas start talking clean.

You too?

I know that feeling.

You too throwing the slick proposal question on a nigga.

When niggas start cleaning their tracks.

Oh, I don't like that no more.

Oh, I'm done.

I'm on some piece shit.

Yeah.

He shopping.

but he's... I know that.
You too? I know that feeling. You too throwing the slick proposal question on a nigga.
When niggas start cleaning their tracks, oh, I don't like that no more.

Oh, I'm done.

I'm on some piece shit.

Yeah. He shopping.

Yeah, he about to propose.

Yeah.

He figuring out her ring size.

Yeah, he.

I know that.

You're crazy.

You're figuring out what type of ring size.

You got the ring size?

I know that.

Yes.

Oh, so you know everything you need to know?

You bought that.

Yes.

How'd you figure it out?

Oh, so you had it again?

I literally put it on her and said,

I want to see her ring size.

Oh.

Did you wait till she was asleep?

No, no, no. No, I put it on her so I could want to see her ring size.
Did you wait until she was asleep? No, no, no.

I put it on her so I could see her ring size.

Okay.

If you're doing that, then it's time.

Stop.

My sister tricked red.

It's you too.

We try to fucking...

Hey!

Big Freeze. Freezy, freezy, freezy, freezy, freez Let's go, Mel Big freeze Big freeze Baby It was uncool Take it further And that's something you don't wanna do.
Like murder. Oh, my God.
And you are the one I want to spend my whole life with. I am the...
I'm gonna jump in, huh? Nigga, that ain't my song. I hate y'all.
We know that. We know what you're doing.
It's written all over your face. It's written right over your face, nigga.
What, bro? I'm not with that shit no more. That.
I'm just saying that. I've outgrown the...
So you outgrown the Ratchet record. So that record is not for you.
No. Do you think it's going to ring off in the spots? I think it'll work.
I think it'll work. It's getting warm weather time.
For those type of spots, I do think it's going to work for her. Nice.
I'm with you, though. She do need to follow up with a proper vision.
I'm off of the sexy red bandwagon. Same.
Sorry, Larry. I'm phony.
When they talk about fickle fans, it's me. It's me.
When did you jump off the bandwagon? What was the last record that made you leave? You know how, like, if you lose your phone and you stay without your phone for, like, a week or two? Then you start to feel it, yeah. When you get your phone back, all that shit seemed like degenerate shit you was doing.
Yeah. And that's where I stand with Sexy Red currently.
Again, again i may not be the demo them other songs was kind of a little undeniable to me and momentum just builds right i think today people take for granted i think they treated like a light switch almost and i think that the entitlement with some certain artists y'all shouldn't treat this like a light switch y'all should try to continue to build and build and build. So, Sexy Red kind of killed, then went away, tried to cross over like they all do with that Bruno Mars bullshit.
It didn't connect. Disappeared, and now you back with the ghetto degenerate shit.
Nah, you sleeping on my fanfare, for me. Because Bruno should have sang, nigga.
For me. You sleeping on my fanfare.
All right, right this second, where I'm at, where the economy is, with what I'm trying to do. Again, I may not be the demo.
That ain't what I'm trying to hear right now. And again, I'm not expecting substance from her.
But give me something that when me and my girl call some bitches over, like, I could do it. That ain't going to do it.
But see, it will do it. It just might not be for the type of chicks that y'all are calling over.
That's kind of what I'm saying. Like, I don't think this, it's not a bad song.
If you listen to Sexy Red, if you're familiar with her catalog. That chorus is disgusting.
It's right. That chorus is disgusting.
You think her saying her pussy pink and her booty hole brown wasn't disgusting? No, I thought it was fire. I thought it was fire.
That's because it was new. I thought it was artistic.
I thought it was eclectic. I thought it was creative.
I thought it was different. It's because it was new and different.
I'm an artist. You're asking me.
I'm giving you my artist take on it. I thought it was all of those things that I just named.
I didn't think it was disgusting. But now if you repeatedly keep chasing that.
This ain't fire. See, I think simple shit can be fire.
I think simple shit that has no business being on a song could be fire. But we ain't about to just blur the line.
Y'all can't just throw shit at a wall now and say, hey, this is my hot chorus. That's like my other hot chorus from a person that don't know how to write choruses.
No. Go get your same writing team.
Go get whoever the fuck was helping you before. But nah, you're not about to play with my fanfare like this.
Play that hook again. Play it again.
Because my voice and my tone and just how I speak always sounds like I'm on bullshit. But play it again.
Play it again. Turn it off.
I'm telling you that a few years ago when I went to my step kids sweet 16, there was a sexy red playlist that tore the night up. This ain't going in there.
This ain't going in that for me. I don't see you.
I get it. I see this going in that playlist.
I'm also old and I can shut the fuck up too. Y'all don't need my opinion.

Like I said, just because I don't like

the song, I'm not on the sexy

red bandwagon anymore,

don't mean I can't acknowledge

that she's making music for a specific

demo who really fucks with this. See, I look

at that different as a musician. And I'm

here to talk today because my brother called out.

I'm just here to talk about some shit.

As a musician, I have to start looking at the people that aren't musicians like they aren't

musicians so it ain't it ain't your ear it ain't your palate it ain't your eye it ain't your taste

it ain't your your juice it ain't your feng shui that's doing it you are relying on whatever you

relying on so if you don't have all of those same variables with you, whatever same shit was working in the universe on your next go, I just can't rely on you to deliver me the product that made me a fan of you because you're leasing it. She's leasing it.
I'm calling a spade a spade. She's leasing it.
Whatever this is ain't from them. I ain't seen a credit.
I can assure you it ain't from the same people that was there before. And if I'm wrong, I'm wrong.
But just off hearing it, nah. Okay.
Now, she fucks with my people, so I hope that they do well. But enough of y'all just force-feeding ghetto bullshit to black people because we fucking listen to it and this is our hood

and this is our shit. Because when you cleaned

up when you went over there with Bruno Mars, I'm a little mad at her

actually. I'm a little mad at her.
Don't come

back over here with this degenerate shit

after you tried to go clean up with Bruno Mars and it didn't

work. Don't do that.
Nope.

See, I get that.

I'm not mad at that. I ain't doing it.

Because I gotta go back to what works.

I tried something

different. Like I always say about artists,

I want you to try. My fanfare is not second

Thank you. that.
I'm not mad at that. I ain't doing it.
Because I gotta go back to what works. I tried something different.
Like I always say about artists, I want you to try. My fan fear is not second tier.
I'm not mad at nobody trying. My fan fear is not second tier.
So you feel like she abandoned her core group? She did what everybody did. She did what bitches do and what artists do.
You gonna make me cape for her now. Cape for her, but that's what she did.
I could see if she did a whole project of that. She did one song.
I tried something. That don't mean I abandoned everybody with one song.
No, there's a lot of numbers between zero and 100. There's a lot of numbers between zero and 100.
She kept her image the same. She was still doing all the ratchet shit in her pictures.
She did not clean up fully. Well, we forced to say that because we didn't see a successful image built around that song with bruno it didn't work but i know but the intention remains the same the intention remains the same and no as an artist listen i'm not telling everybody else how to view it but niggas that make music and niggas that's into the artistry of it no you don't get to just treat the audience that built you up as some abandoned foster kid when you have other motives.
No, you don't get to do that. I don't see it.
Sorry, Sexy Red. Again, we gonna disagree on that.
I don't see that she did that. Yeah, but it's not here for us to disagree because what I'm stating is facts.
Fuck how I feel about it. The facts of the matter is you started at zero, built your shit up with ghetto black classics.
And your image was having everybody look at you like, did she really just put that bullshit, that ghetto nasty fucking hood project shit in a song? That was her image. That's a fact.
She tried to go a different route, I say, altogether. If y'all that bruno song and think that that's in the same vein as what she was doing not at all i'm not at all but she tried to do something else it did not work this was her starship's nikki moment is it starships i'm thinking about yes yeah everybody get a wake-up call this is hers so granted when you come back, it got to be with heat.

It can't be with that.

I'm back to farting on a racquet pie.

They go a fart on a racquet pie.

And now we just dare to eat it up.

Now, my dollar today in this economy, in this system, my fanfare is worth more than that. So what did you have?

For me, you have an issue anyway with people pushing that type of agenda or thinking that that type of ghetto talk applies to black people. In my 40s.
You had an issue with that. In the beginning when you first started talking about the situation with Red, you expressed that.
Like, yo, why does it have to be like that? Or why do they think that we're going to consume this because we black or where we come from? It is about black people. We built this shit.
And then you started to like more directors

and you started to,

and now you're back to what you were saying again,

where it's like,

you came back over here

and then now you want to do this ghetto shit

because you think that it's aligning with black people

or how we live.

And honestly,

it's a lot of ghetto hood booger chicks

that like this shit

that see themselves in sexy rape. She's speaking for and to a group.
And they exist. And they love it.
Listen, buddy, I ain't the old hater at the party. I'm minding my business.
You are? I'm just telling you how I feel about what I'm seeing from this. But I'm minding my business.
So let me ask you a question. Get money.
What do you say to the artists? But just know that that's where we at now.

We at a bunch of people that nobody knows diddly fuck about just coming in because there's no gatekeepers.

There's no barrier of entry.

It's just a bunch of people coming in and getting money.

So can't nobody be mad.

Anytime a musician step up and say, hey, this is funny.

It don't matter because we're not in musician land.

We're in Jake Paul exhibition land. We're in exhibition land.
So I don't have nothing to say. I don't matter because we not in musician land we in jake paul exhibition land we in exhibition land so i don't have to understand i don't have to say get with times we get with the times like i said i i excuse me i asked from a lot of artists i asked that i want to hear you try something different you get what i'm saying i said it about people that i am big fans, all right, dog, you're making the same song or the same album over and over and over and over.
It's almost unfair because the second you try to do something different and it don't work, we're ready to kill you for it. So it's like, which way? You can't have it both ways.
Either you want somebody to stay the same, never change, and just stay here, or you try to evolve, try to adapt, and then you have to have a fallback in case that don't work. I encourage everybody out there listening to not listen to me when it comes to matters pertaining to music.
I am old and grumpy. You might be lit trying to have fun.
My ears just don't hear it that way anymore. I'm sorry.
So when the rapper tries to go into the singing, harmonizing lane, right? It's still along the rapping lane to you? I was just thinking about something. I may be off.
When I was thinking about DMX just now, when he was rapping one way, and then he went to Politicking with the Chicken wondering if I could creep a little hood rat chick. Like, is that along the same lines of his repertoire? That type of, or like, when he started to harmonize and sing, you could like say that he was trying something new.
He was always harmonizing and singing a little bit. But from where my dog's at and all that stuff, it wasn't...
Because I remember hearing that, hearing the Rough Riders anthem, and then going into that, and the pain song, and catering to the women, and stuff like that. So is that trying something new to you, Joe? If I understand your question correct...
Rough Riders anthem has got some harmonic, melodic shit happening in it too, not for nothing. I don't even want to offend DMX by putting him in the same boat

as you today niggas. Y'all ain't that.

I understand. None of y'all are that.

I don't think he was that much of a departure.

DMX is an absolute megastar.

Yes. So to Mel's point,

it never felt

like a departure because

Get At Me Dog was a club song

in Jersey City.

Stop Being Greedy was a club song in Jersey City. Look Through My Eyes is on that album.
And the first couple tracks when he dropped two albums in the same year I think the first two tracks on part two is fucking club records. That's when Swiss was in his...
So he grew and evolved into that but X never felt forced to me. No, it wasn't forced.
Okay. No, I know he never felt, but I'm sorry.
And I still want that megastar smoke with Parks. I listened to that episode.
That shit don't sit right with me. Why? Because it ain't no megastars.
And it ain't no superstars. And all the stars that you named were stars from the era that I'm talking about.
What? You said Beyonce. You said Drake.
You said Kendrick. You said Cole.
You said Jay-Z. The argument that we had was that you don't stop.
No one stops the world. I'm saying none of these niggas are stars or have star-like qualities.
They fooling us into thinking. Of the new generation.
Yes. Cardi is the star.
From what year are you counting? Playboy Cardi is the star. From what year are you counting when you say this? 2010? Well, if we're being technical, then you're probably saying 2015 and beyond because that's the last 10 years.
But we old, so I'll put it to 2010. Drake is from 2010.
Kendrick Cole, all that big three shit is from 2010. If you want to claim Travis.
Travis, yeah, for sure. Cool.
2016 plus. He's that.
Yeah, 15 plus. The weekend.
Future might be. The weekend, future.
His stardom came. He started.
Three. But my point is we about to start struggling and three more names.
That's my point. Yeah.
And whatever the superstar is today, it just don't mean or have the same. You talking about just hip hop overall? I'm talking about hip hop.
Okay. I'm talking about rap superstars because we should be allowed to have some.
If you're talking about just rap, then yeah. I'm just talking about rap.
I'm just talking about rap. There's no superstars.
Young superstars of the last 10 years. And I mean, how much faith do we have in the farm system? None.
Right now? None. I don't know.
Any. Right this second.
None. Because anybody that's lit and popping is going to just do it on their own, which is going to

bypass the superstar

system. And there's no longevity in it now.

You hot, you

lit, all of that today.

Nobody's getting the

shit. People ain't really planning for longevity.

No.

The company's not either.

It ain't even just the artists. The companies are not planning for longevity.

We want you right now. If they are playing

for longevity, they're playing independent

or independent adjacent

Thank you. The company's not either.
Nobody said that. It ain't even just the artists.
The companies are not playing for longevity. We want you right now.
If they are playing for longevity, they're playing independent or independent adjacent longevity, which is not the superstar model. Right.
Like, no, I'm going to have my fan base. I'm going to rock out.
Make X amount of dollars per year, and I'm good with that. To me, they're not even building stars anymore or building the artists.
That's what I think that's missing. When I was watching it as a child or as a teenager, there was things leading up to an artist and there was like a build up that you can see.
Photo shoots, different things going outside, being a part of different programs. There were things that were going into building the artists now because of how the internet has taken over and social media.
And the attention span is short.

It's just like that.

Everybody wants everything right now for free. Instantly.

So.

A&Rs, come on. Come back outside, nigga.

You can't.

Go to the AIs.

I don't give a fuck.

Nigga, come up with your own shit.

Build these artists, nigga. Go find a nigga from 40 Projects.
Build them up. Let them rap.
Clean them up. Who going to hear them? We are.
How? And it's just going to be tough because whoever they build up is not going to necessarily give a fuck about music. What do you think they're going to care about? Street shit? Whatever they want.
It just won't have to be music. Like Cardi.
I hate to bring her up because she'll shoot at me. But Cardi was the last person that I looked at like, okay, they're building a star.
Yes. But when the star is just a star, not necessarily a music star, they could say, fuck music.
I'm a star already. Right.
And not really have to rely on music to be a star. She's just a star.
That's the other side, though. A lot of people look at music as a stepping stool to the stardom.
So it's like, I can do this in music, get hot enough to where I can leave. Not saying Cardi, in general, music ain't the end-all, be-all no more.
Like, now I want to have a brand. I want to do this.
They enter and exit in just a lot faster than we used to. For sure.
That's all. I'll say that.
I will say it's been a slow year. Last year was a great year for hip-hop music.
This year has been crickets. Like me and Joe said the other day, nigga, rock and roll coming back.
Rock and roll, pop. It's over.
Pop is coming back for sure. It's over.
It's only April. Usually you get a spring something by now.
I think they about to start dropping, personally. I think if you want to have something to run through the summer, now's the time.
So what? Run through the summer. That was a thing, bro.
You see, the pop artists are still getting developed. Yes.
There's still money being put into the artists to build them up. I'm seeing them everywhere.
So what happened to hip hop? So we're the A&Rs that's putting together for them. Something is happening with them when I watch.
For me to even come up with this opinion I came up with. You know what I mean? There's money being put in them.
They're being built. They're being everywhere.
Their faces are shown. They're doing things that make it look like there's something behind them and make you interested in not only the music but the person.
Right. Nowadays, when you become interested in the person, in hip-hop, the music is lackluster.
You don't become interested in the music. You become interested in the person.
And then when they're not able to show who they are or keep our attention, then it just falls to the side. You want to follow with developing the person connection that you're talking about in the past 10 years is someone that's going to wild out online or be violent or have some drama going on in their life.
And that doesn't lead to a long life let alone long artist career.

True.

And shit going back to the no jumper like all

the people that they kind of brought out

and put a face to that whole

infrastructure is

taking hits.

Yeah.

Yeah it looked like he was hiring

a lot of niggas that

couldn't even ponder a different brand company to get their white tees from. You know, like sometimes you've just been wearing your white tees for so long.
You know what? Let's try this other brand right here. It's $3 more.
You just stay in your little Fruit of the Loom. It's the one from the pack.
It's the one from the store. Some of them niggas can't get the five.
And one from Chinatown. Some of them can't get the five pack, is what it was looking like.
I can't say it because it's mean, but some of them look like... Never mind.
Shout out to Nojong, man. You niggas failed.
Thoughts and prayers to them. But you just say it ain't fair.
You say he's switching it up. So let's see the play.
Well, no such thing as a failure because a failure, we're not counting failures. Like Giannis said, every failure leads to the next success.
The feds get... But until you find that success...
Yeah, we're not going to get crazy. Failure is a part of the game when you're trying to succeed.
So we're not highlighting bullshit. But until you find that next thing that succeeds, don't keep pouring in me to death.
That ain't going to get it with me. That worked on them, nigga.
But here's the thing. That ain't working on them no more.
That ain't working on them no more. I never thought you and your fucking queen was reeling them in from around the corner, had the line wrapped around the block.
I didn't think that. No.
I didn't. Yo, you gotta be more in tune than just trying to get niggas off the street or that's actively outside just to get a story.
I say it's hard to sell one of anything. Yeah, you gotta be more in tune.
See, if you was in tune, see, when I did that whole stink of the gang life on Flip the Script, I became in tune. I knew when to go in and back out because you become in tune with what's going on outside.
See, a lot of times niggas just try to present a story because of the clickbait, but that goes but so far. So now when the feds is kicking the door and questioning you, and now when you're a person that's not from outside, being involved with niggas that's outside, it's going to hurt your pockets.
Now you have to restructure and redo things. Hey, get it done.
Get it done off your own back. Or get it, you bitch-ass nigga.
Not really a bitch-ass nigga because I ain't going to be for him, but I'm just for dramatic effect. He sat here, diss us.
Yeah, but it's not about that. Get it done on your own fucking merit.
I say that all the time about you niggas out there that can't stand alone. And every time I say it, nobody know what I mean.
What do you mean? He's pretty cool. Now we went out together.
Shut the fuck up, nigga. Shut the fuck up.
Enough now of niggas. You niggas.
Pass me them bullets, man. When you don't have a gang member to just start spilling gang tea, like this was not a fucking game plan that was going to be effective for long.
What's the nigga named? Young Looch? I don't know where he is. But I heard a story from him about everything under God's son on the internet for the last two months.
And when you don't have that, you gotta figure it out. Don't disappear now that the fucking feds come.
That's the part that make me mad. No, dirty BMX white boy.
No. You figure out how to get it going without the gang members making it hot, which is the point we were trying to prove when the fuck you came up here.
Let me tell you something. The niggas that stood around, God rest his soul, Irv Gotti, that stood around when the feds come, stood in it, in the thick of it, nigga.
In the thick. You gotta be made from a certain cloth, nigga.
Quilt. I told y'all these niggas was damn bad.
Is Terry Cloth good? They bought a new fucking pair of jeans, shorts, and ages. All them little cool hippie LA stores that they buy their vans from.
It ain't been a new pair of vans on Adam 22 in a long time. It's bad.
It's bad. And while he may not be broke, there are signs that we're making sure we're fixing some things so we cannot go broke.
We got to highlight the niggas that end up doing it on their own. Like the Fig Community niggas, the ADs and shit like that.
Back on Fig. They went, did it on their own, and they keeping the numbers up, and they keeping it together.
I'm highlighting all the niggas that kept it pushing, that didn't have nothing dirty to say about the platform, about Joe Budden on the platform. I'm highlighting anybody.
Yeah, we love y'all. It's tough.
It's tough. I say it all the time.
The shit is tough out there no matter who you are. It is.
So we want to handle everybody like we are aware that shit is tough. It's not but the niggas that be talking a certain way that we applaud when they learn how this thing goes.
That's all. That's a little slow clap.
It's just a little slow clap.

That's it.

I do think he'll get it together.

Some niggas know what they're doing.

He'll get it together, but until he does.

Oh, man.

Sorry.

Shout out to him.

Sorry.

He'll figure it out.

You got it, man.

Niggas had a blast when I was sleepwalking naked.

They told dad was going to get it done. No, nigga.
Y'all know better than out and get it done you got to go out and get it done resilience and I believe niggas have it but until you show it anyway I'm just talking I'm just goshing what's it called joshing I'm just goshing y'all I'm just goshing real quick you heard about the McDonald's dude Oh, yeah. He'm just goshing.
What's it called? Josh and Josh. Josh and Josh.
I'm just goshing, y'all. I'm just goshing.
Hey, real quick, you heard about the McDonald's dude. He said that he lied.
His daughter exposed him. Said that he drops them off to McDonald's all the time.
It wasn't no job interview. Yeah, but then they said that that story was a lie.
They said that that story was a lie as well. They said that that story was a lie.
It wasn't a job interview, meaning he didn't have a scheduled job interview. Okay.
But he was going to somewhere, filling out an application, and they pulled him into office on the spot. On the spot interview.
So on the spot interview. So he didn't have a job interview.
Oh, okay. But he was going for a job.
He was going to look for a job. And why are your kids snitching on you if it wasn't true? That was my thing.
She was 10. When it comes to raising money...
Well, a 10-year-old is tired of watching anybody. A 10-year-old might be a little sick and tired of...
See, 10-year-old ain't get that talk. That talk their moms gave.
All right, listen. What you see here...
No, no, no. If you do something and they take y'all out of here, this is how it's going to go.
And once that's painted to you, you be like, alright, you know what? I'm going to stay home. It's alright at home.
It ain't that bad. Staying at home is the lesser of people.
Staying at home. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Moms was like, yo, you can call. They'll come get y'all.
If I'm too rough, I'm abusive, whatever you want to say. But this is what's about to happen.
Y'all fucking soft little fucking punk ass kids. By the time I was 10, the beating was coming out the shower, nigga.
They never had to fresh out the shower. What the fuck are y'all talking about? Y'all ain't get the switch, nigga? I ain't get the switch.
I got the switch. By the time I was 10, I had to hear my brothers beating while I was upstairs.
He went first. Come on down here.
Both of y'all know what time it is. Older nigga went first.
He was pained. He just upstairs like, ooh, goddamn.
Wasn't enough corduroys in the world. Wasn't enough corduroys.
He tried to triple up on the clothes. He tried to get slay.
You got two pairs of by the time I was 10, I was running fucking laps around the ottoman. Nigga, they get offended when you wear two pairs of clothing.
Yeah, they got to beat you harder. Yeah.
They got to beat you harder now. They get offended.
Oh, man. Hey, listen, man.
Shouts to the asshole. AB, he raised money for the guy.
Right? Yeah, he did. $80,000.
Go fund me. One time I tried to tell a neighbor or something that my mom was beating on me.
Oh, you went and told the business outside the house? Boy. When my neighbor told my mama, no, I had to talk with Joey.
Boy. That was a different ass whoop in there.
You remember that one? You still remember it? God damn, I ain't speak to a neighbor ever again. I still don't speak the neighbors.
I don't speak the neighbors now. She wasn't playing with me.
Anyway. Trauma.
No, sir. Trauma.
Yo, we was talking about, Mel was talking about scams early. Mel whole life is a fucking...
She was over here taking pictures of me, nigga. Y'all still ain't get y'all cake money.
She was taking... She's scamming over cancer.
Listen, listen. Hold on.
Every time you say... Yo, Joe, there's something going on here.
Yo, pay them, yo. There's something going on here, and we need to get to the bottom of it.
During the break, Mel was taking recordings of me in this whole area and sending it out to her... Whoever she was sending it out to.
To Disney, right? That little Disney plug she got. This is the guy right here.
That's just saying all the shit. She robbed the shit out of Breeze.
Just create a character off of him. I see you busy this weekend.
Why don't you come to Disney on ice? I ain't good, bro. I'm good looking.
I have to pick my shit. What about the skims, Breeze? Nah.
So the dude that scammed Dwight Howard. Yeah.
And it was Chandler Parsons. They sentenced him to 12 years.
Who scammed him? Some African nigga. Told Dwight Howard, I'm going to help you buy the WNBA team, the Atlanta Dream.
Nah. And Dwight Howard gave him $7 million.
Hey, yo, were you attracted to this nigga?

Hey, were you attracted?

No disrespect to Dwight. I fuck with you.

Like, was it a nigga that... You lucky I'm straight.

He looked like something Dwight.

Did he have abs, nigga?

One of the muscle-ass African

niggas? The shit I keep hearing about

Dwight, boy, yo, my nigga. I ain't gonna lie.

You lucky I'm hetero.

You lucky I'm on

some hetero shit.

Nigga, what? You the h him? Seven mil off the just mistake tent? Yo, yeah. I can buy you.
What? Yo, you want to buy this NBA team? Give me seven mil. Give me seven mil.
Here. Niggas just be saying shit, yo.
He lucky. Ain't no way you thought that nigga from Zimbabwe had to fuck a team for sale.
Shout out to my mans over there. Ain't no way.
Like. What kind of paperwork was he showing him? That's what I'm saying, yo.
That niggas be freaky, you little freaky dogs. And he got Chandler Parsons because he told him he was helping him out with a loan for another player.
Dwight, you're not invited to the D.R. trip.
Shout out to Dwight. They gave my man 12 years, though.
12 years, yeah. What did he buy with the 7 mil? He bought a couple houses, a Rose Royce, Lamborghini.
Sure. Oh, wait, speaking of skim.
They cracking down on these niggas, though, Joe. They cracking down on the culture.
Skims. Gangs.
They just cracking down. There's going to be nothing about white power on the streets.
White power. We going back to those days, boy.
This shit look different, guy. So on the news this morning, two police were on a police chase with another car.
Chased them niggas off the highway, off the Dykeman exit. The car crashed, burned up, fatality.
Driver died. Rest in peace.
The cops don't report it. They don't stay on the scene.
What? They go to their precinct and keep working. Like nothing happened? Yes.
Like there's not cameras everywhere that would have caught that shit. Oh wow.
That was some other shit. That's what happened on the news this morning.
Those police are now suspended indefinitely. But what would make you do that? Some other shit.
Some other shit. Word.
Yeah. Dykeman exit.
Something else is going on there. Listen.
Hey, hey. Hey, listen.
Hey, I'll keep you posted with the dealings from this. Also, I meant to ask you guys.
I keep asking this every few months. Do y'all think that Luigi's getting off? They said they want to give him the death penalty.
Yeah, they do. I know.
And then he put out some fucking statement. New York got the death penalty? I was going to say, New York doesn't have the death penalty.
Yeah, I'm like, wait, what? I'm not an expert here. I have no idea.
Yeah, somebody asked Chad GPT, asked Siri. I don't know who has and who doesn't have the death penalty.
It might be like a federal thing. I don't know.
Would y'all vote for somebody to die? Like, would y'all vote for the death penalty? No. I'm going to guess death penalty.
Some of these niggas need to go. Free says no, Mel.
Flip says no, nigga. I mean, that's what I mean.
I'm sorry. Flip says no.
Yeah, New York State does not currently have the death penalty. It was declared unconstitutional in 2004, and the last death sentence was reduced to life imprisonment in 2007.
There we go. We don't got that shit.
All right. Good.
Yeah. Good.
All right. What else we got? What else we got? What else we got? What else we got? What else do we have? Well, you're talking about jail and potential.
You see they tried to get Young Thug over tweets. They tried to revoke his probation.
They're requesting to revoke his probation. Well, it was heard.
The judge denied it. The judge denied it.
Yeah. The judge said, I'm not revoking his probation over this.
But this is the conversation you guys were having. Just the length of his probation.
There's going to be something that he does that's considered more than just an infraction. Do you know what he did? He took a picture and posted a picture of a lady.
Who was the lady? A police officer. She was one of the investigators.
And what did he say under the picture? He said this is the biggest liar in ATL or something along them lines. Like, I don't understand that part.
Knowing that you're on probation like this. To me, he got lucky in this instance.
I don't understand. It's like you picking with them folks.
You beat them. You home.
Well, I'm not going to say you got lucky. I'm saying lucky in the sense of they did not revoke him.
His attorney's response was, let's assume everything that the prosecutors are saying is true. It's still not a violation of any parole or probation.
My thing is you're bringing unnecessary attention to yourself by doing this. That's all.
What if he's just in his crib being a law-abiding citizen, following no probation, and he just want to get shit off his chest? And what if he made a phone call? That's me. What if he made a phone call prior to posting that asking, hey, is this in violation like most niggas would do? No, cool.
I'm not... So if he made that call and his lawyer says, nah, you good, you can post it, you're not in violation of everything,

then post it.

That ain't for me to come and say,

all right, you're threading the line.

No, I'm not saying he's threading the line.

I'm saying even if your lawyer say,

your lawyer should say, why do you want to do that?

Why do you even want to...

Tempt fate. Yes, that's my point.

Poke the bear. Exactly.

That's all I'm saying. In this instance,

why do you even want to go down that road?

Yes, you can do it. You can get away with it.

Thank you. I can beat it.
Let's say the lawyer said all of that. Why do you then even want that attention? That's what I just, I don't understand.
When I heard the story and I saw the tweet, when I first saw the tweet, I said, why the hell was he hacked? Please be hacked. Please be hacked.
Sometimes you

just want to fight the system. Yeah, I ain't going to.
Sometimes

you're just rebellious. You're not thinking of it that way.

The cops was looking for me when I was 33.

I was like, this is where I'll be. Fuck y'all

for even saying y'all was looking for me.

I'm not hiding. It was just rebellious

things, just stupidness. Sometimes you

cannot fully think out the

fucking

repercussions for your actions because i don't want to feel like i'm arguing with you he has been moving in a way where it's like hey brother that's all that's you like i don't want to that's true i also don't want to have to put it on a lawyer to then force somebody to behave a certain way lawyer's job's job is to protect me no matter how I'm behaving. Whatever I'm doing.
Yeah. So if he's like, you're not in violation, let me go about my date.
And then that's what it is. And listen, non-story here.
He's not in violation. Yeah.
Yeah. True.
It's over. True.
They're going to keep trying to get him. They are.
So it's not the last time we'll talk about this, I'm sure. Yeah, true indeed.
What else?

What else? What else? What else?

Let me see. Let me see.
Let me see. You want to do John

Morant? It's kind of along the same lines.

Kind of along

the same lines. I don't understand

again. Me either.
I just

don't get it. What happened?

Who were they playing? Who cares?

Yeah, tell about it. We don't care.
Celebration.

Pow, pow, pow.

In the air?

Hit the game with her.

And sprays the bench.

And y'all don't have to do it on this show.

Oh, pardon.

Okay.

But yeah, does the...

Does the gesture.

The gesture.

A gun hand gesture.

Oh, got it.

Okay.

All right.

And then the NBA told him to please not do that.

And then the next game, he did it within the first four minutes of the game yeah that's what the story is on john moran yes there are other players that are doing some variation of a gun gesture but but they didn't have that same talk with all of these players i do think that at some point the nba needs to take a stand in it like the nfl did and say these are the gestures that are not allowed until they do that they're going to have this problem of why can austin reeves do it but i can't do it because we've like because we told you and you had cases with the little white boy we had real guns and you have real guns twice yeah like you just got suspended last year for this yeah but people that have real guns still have rights. So if it's not okay for me, then it's not okay for anybody else that does it.
Well, that's a mistake that people think. The rules don't always apply to everybody the same.
Well, that's true. It's a fact.
And the sooner we understand that, the better we be. Listen, in my story, John Morant is mad and has been mad about his, what is the term? I don't want to say erasure.
His decline. Not decline because he's still one of the best players in the league.
They shifted the focus. But the NBA clearly has shifted focus and are not thinking about him.
Ain't trying to make you a star. You're not the story.
We barely get an interview from him. I hold the face of the NBA stuff.
All of that, stay off it. In my brain, he been felt the way about that.
Okay. So his behavior for me is kind of on par with someone that is mad at the league.
Even his response to the league is like, listen, other people are doing this. I'm going to continue to be talked about negatively no matter what I do,

and I'm sick of it.

So let me do negative shit.

Listen, I'm just telling you what he said in his reply.

I'm too old for this shit.

Yeah, I don't.

That's all I'm understanding.

I hear this shit, and I'm just like, dude, why?

The Grizzlies were sexy when the league was pumping, y'all.

Now that they're not.

I don't give a fuck about what Zach Edney is doing. Sorry.
I don't care about what the Grizzlies are doing. Yeah.
And they just fired the coach. They got shit going on over there.
That's not my business. Not my business.
Then he tweets out jaw this, jaw that. Do we want to talk about Aisha Howard putting out a statement? Yes.
And I want to hear my sister's opinion on this. We want to talk about Aisha Howard putting out a statement? Yes.
Yeah. And I want to hear my sister's opinion on this.
We want to talk about Aisha Howard putting out a statement. Let me pull up the statement.
Damn, Corey. A little soup smell good as hell.
Whatever he's cooking over there. That's just my man good, Corey.
What the fuck is that, nigga? Is that minestrone? That's progresso? What? All right. I think Corey got progresso in the can.
All right. Aisha Howard is Lil Baby's baby mom.
Also, the young lady that is Anthony Edwards' baby mom that the whole Anthony Edwards debacle gate has been going on about. There was a rumor going on on the internet saying that he paid the million dollar plus in child support all up front, $5,000 per month.
She came out and debunked that. At the same time she was debunking it, I was talking to my girl debunking it too.
No way that the girl is agreeing to that, buddy. That is not how this works.
If any of y'all out there think that Anthony Edwards would be able to just pay the million dollar plus whole 18 years up front, you got this game. Oh, you did not factor in the swimming classes, buddy.
Uh-oh. You did not think about karate.
You didn't think about insurance. Daycare.
You didn't think about school. Hey, in four years, the girl get to come and hit you back up.
Mm-hmm. And then in a few years after that, she get to come and hit you back up again.
And I'm going to shut up because I'm blessed. And it's Supermax time.
Listen, I'm blessed, so I want to shut up about it. Just know there is no world that she was letting him pay the million dollar, 18 years, $5,000 a month up front at one time.
That was never happening. I don't know if it's different state to state, but I've heard guys say when they tried to pay more than the monthly, they wouldn't allow them to do it.
They have to every month this amount until. You used their shoulder to lean on.
What's that? She used their shoulder to lean on. She don't want to talk about it.
They was confiding in you?

No.

Usted at their child's mom?

No, they were not confiding in me.

Big male.

I don't want to talk about,

I don't want to tell who the source is,

but that's just,

that was to my understanding.

So,

sometimes they don't allow it.

Where did this information come from

that he paid it all in one shot?

Just on the internet.

The internet.

Cock sources.

Okay, got it.

Yeah, cock source. Yeah.
But let's hear her. She debunked that fast.
Okay, what'd she say? Oh, all right, let me get it. I'm about to order some big mics, some Jersey mics.
Nigga, you want me ordering food while we're broadcasting? Have a play with us like that. I'm about to order me some food.
All right, let me see here. What did she have to say? Police.

I've also

that there are just certain allegations that I will never, ever beat with you guys. Talk to him.
I came into the situation. With the status.
Because I have a child by a very successful. You've been her.
What's her status? A little baby's baby mom. From then, I am viewed as a certain type of woman because I'm beautiful and have a nice body.
That's true. You see my body.
You see how I'm giving her. And normally when I'm like that, I'm just repeating what you're saying.
Stop, bro, if I turn up. Of men, which is also not my fault.

Come on, y'all.

And now that I am in yet another

situation where I now have

a child with another

successful man,

there is no telling you guys that I'm not

a gold digger.

You guys,

I've also come to the realization that there are just certain allegations and I'm just going to get to the end of the day.

I'm just going to get to the end of the day.

I'm just going to get to the end of the day.

I'm just going to get to the end of the day.

I'm just going to get to the end of the day.

I'm just going to get to the end of the day.

I'm just going to get to the end of the day.

I'm just going to get to the end of the day.

I'm just going to get to the end of the day.

I'm just going to get to the end of the day.

I'm just going to get to the end of the day.

I'm just going to get to the end of the day.

I'm just going to get to the end of the day.

I'm just going to get to the end of the day.

I'm just going to get to the end of the day.

I'm just going to get to the end of the day.

I'm just going to get to the end of the day.

I'm just going to get to the end of the day.

I'm just going to get to the end of the day.

I'm just going to get to the end of the day.

I'm just going to get to the end of the day.

I'm just going to get to the end of the day.

I'm just going to get to the end of the day.

I'm just going to get to the end of the day.

I'm just going to get to the end of the day. I'm just going to get to the end of the day.
I'm just going to get to the end of the day. I'm just going to get to the end of the day.
I'm just going to realization That there are just certain Allegations that I will never Ever beat with you guys I'm not beating those allegations At all The only thing that irritates me Is She about to him, Aisha. She about to go off the ledge.
I read comments that say Oh, you're a cold, Digger. Always starts on the comments.
She about to go off. What if I came to y'all's pages, right? Uh-oh.
That's a mistake. And I compared the men that you have children with to the? To the men that I have children with.
What? And I said, hmm. Oh, shit, you saying this.
You were digging for poverty. No, you didn't.
Oh, you kept that baby for an extra income tax credit, didn't you? or you kept that baby for a couple extra hundred dollars I am sitting you or you know beating though you kept that baby for an extra section 8 voucher is that your baby you cannot say now if that was triggering that's how I feel every time somebody says, do you got to say, man?

The fuck?

About her.

Not, I mean, that's disgusting to me.

Okay.

And to Mandy.

I literally have to make this clear.

She's 38.

No, no, no. She kept the baby with a 23-year-old.

First of all, I got to say, I've never seen her before.

She is stunning.

She's really beautiful.

Wait, hold on.

She did it.

I know.

Aisha, come on hot and bothered. Come on hot and bothered, A hot and bothered, Ayesha.
We'll do the interview, Ayesha. Fuck, Mel.
Go ahead. I'm sorry, sis.
That's disgusting, Mel. That shit is nasty, man.
No, no, no. So, let me make you understand something, okay? I keep trying to make you understand that

there is women that are not of

my ilk that I cannot

speak on on their fucking

behavior. Yes, ma'am.
You said it.

I cannot. Check me.

I would not do something like that. I don't

understand the mentality.

I don't get it.

Then don't

big up. I didn't.
I'm sorry. She's pretty.
I'd never seen her before. I was like, oh, wow, she's really beautiful.
She does look good. Yeah.
I mean, and so that could be part of the allure. What did you think of her voice? It could be why it keeps happening.
You like her voice? Mm-hmm. Mm.
You know me like the voice. That voice is very, that baby voice.
That's what get them. That seductive voice whispering in your ear.
Does anyone else have anything to say on this matter? I say this shit is disgusting, bro. It's disgusting.
That commentary was wild. You know what you're doing, man.
You know what you're doing. Why is it nasty? Come on.
Calling other people's progeny fucking Section 8 babies? Like, that shit was fucking so out of pocket. She's basically confirming what we all thought.
That she's a gold digger. A lot of us thought.
You know what I mean? She's confirming that. You haven't, even though they don't want to say it, you're having the baby for a reason.
Period. That's it.
And that's what she confirmed to me. At the same time, this woman is 38.

This kid is 23 years old.

A lot of people were on this case

saying that he wanted to pay up front

and he didn't want to have anything to do with the baby.

Because, and rightfully so.

And it's her choice to keep it

because, you know, her thing is I'm 38.

I'll never know when this miracle will happen again.

Cool.

But then she just doubled down on bullshit

that niggas confirming. Niggas just don't stand with that.
I'm not going to say rightfully so as if he should continue the behavior. I'm not going to say that for him.
Rightfully so meaning that he is allowed and entitled to feel how he wants to feel. And the same thing with her.
Yeah, I'm not shaming his right. He does have the right to not want to be a part of.
I just don't think that's a right that he should continue to exercise. I agree.
Because I love kids. I love kids as well.
I think that the dad should be around. I'm a father.
I'm not a daddy. I'm a father.
I'm in my children's life. Amen.
And they're living with me. So what I'm saying, that's not what I'm saying.
I mean, these things come up. And when you hear about these, but look how she responded, right? he probably was familiar with the situation from the jump that this would be the reason that she wants to keep the baby.
Right. So why are you like busting raw inside a chick like this? Pussy be good.
And you think that... But you already have a track record of doing this.
When they whisper in your ear, the baby talk, oh, come at me and all that freaky shit. Splash! That's literally...
Splash waterfall! Literally he could have avoided doing this. When they whisper in your ear, the baby told me, oh, come at me and all that freaky shit.
Splash!

That's literally, literally

he could have avoided all this

bullshit by not dropping dick off

and seed as well. Yo, man.

Alright. I'm gonna be respectful.

I'm saying. Y'all know my

stings on that shit. You know the game, man.

You know for a fact that ain't what you want.

You know the game, bro.

Damu.

Don't even doubt that. Damu, you know the game.
Yo, Damu, you know the game, bro. You know the game, bro.
Damu. Don't even dare.

Damu, you know the game.

Yo, Damu, you know the game.

I was never a part of that game.

No, I didn't say that.

Oh, Mel, shut up.

Mel, shut up.

Mel, shut up.

You ain't telling niggas splash water ball?

Niggas was trying to trap that.

Let me have it.

We ain't talking about that.

We ain't talking about that.

Niggas was trying to trap that vixen thing.

Of course, Mel.

Stop it, Mel.

Niggas was trying to trap you, Mel.

Don't act like you was untrappable.

Niggas was trying to bazooka. We are not talking about me.
Niggas was, are you crazy? You had to fight to get off. Come here.
Would you let me go? You're not talking about me. I don't want you to do no more video shoots.
I'm going to take you from here today. Join this.
Join this. This is what I want to tell this young lady.
She's not young. Yeah.
Young is subjective. And I fuck word, but hearing people speak, it'd be like, all right, all right.
I hear that thing that, you know, we listen and we judge. Facts.
I hear that thing that makes us judge, right? Where it's like, okay, if we a little, let's handle with care and grace and treat this person with some sensitivity.

That's what I heard in that one. Two, the gold digger comments came up with little baby too for reasons that I won't say.
There's a little 10-year age gap there, but there was some other reasons to where that came up at. I'm not going to say them.
Uh, three.

It. came up at i'm not gonna say him uh three it never pans out when the pretty girls say it's so tough being pretty it doesn't it never pans out well when they say that it doesn't because the response to yo i'm pretty so i'm gonna get a a successful millionaire dude is there are successful millionaire dudes in your age range as well.
So if you're that pretty why are they off the table? Like it's dismissive to what people are saying about why they're calling you what they're calling you which is you seem to be targeting and predating. Praying.
Praying. And predating.
And predating. Predating a word? I like predating.
It's not a word, but okay. It is now.
It is now. We got that now.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. You seem to be predating in a way where it's like, Double down.
Yeah, it's like, come on, ma. Come on.
Come on. That's all I got.
I'm minding my business. The kid's involved, but she should stop replying.
But then when the kids get older and see that, you know, hopefully she paid the money to erase all these videos off the Internet. She won't be able to do that.
Nobody ever does that. What are you talking about? Videos ain't going on.
We just explained it to the kids. There's a lot of niggas that scrubbed it, and I can't say it.
What nigga got caught with a... From nobody but Terrence J.
There was another nigga

there was another nigga that

from the town... That was my man.
Shout out to Terrence.

That was on the internet. He got caught with one of them.

That shit is gone. That video is gone.

It's gone.

You can pay that top dollar to scrub the internet.

Y'all ever had to scrub the internet?

I wish, nigga.

Hell yeah. Old tweets, nigga.

I had to scrub it.

You paid? No, I did it myself.

Thank you. Y'all ever had to scrub the internet? I wish, nigga.
You wish I wouldn't have scrubbed it from the internet. Hell yeah, old tweets, nigga.

I had to scrub it.

You paid?

No, I did it myself.

Oh.

Okay.

All right.

Here's a few things that's really unimportant,

but it's the weekend, so I got to get it off my chest while I can.

Okay.

Let's hear it.

Take number one from me.

I think that they should let Otani gamble on sports. Okay.
Why? Why? Because look at him. If you're that good, you should just be allowed to do what you want.
We made the mistake with Pete Rose. This nigga here, if you happen to get a glimpse of Dodger games, we should let him do what he want.

He should be able to gamble.

He bodying them shit?

Yes.

He's the best player that you ever saw.

Really?

He's the best player you ever saw.

He hold me down with that hit a fantasy score on prospects.

He's the best player you ever saw, like with your eyes.

He is.

He is.

Japanese dude.

Yeah.

Yes. He should be able to gamble.
His man gladly went and did the gambling bid. Yeah.
He's down too. He's supposed to.
That's how he's supposed to do it. They just let him do it is what is my take.
Let's see. Go ahead.
What do you think about them Yankee bats? I think it's brilliant. And let's not say Yankee bats.
It's league-wide.

It's league-wide.

Because people, other teams in the league are using these bats now.

Homie don't even work for the Yankees.

I think he works for the fuck.

I'm not looking it up.

I'm going to ask right now.

But he don't work for the Yankees right this second.

But the dude that came up with this is some genius from MIT. MIT, yeah.

It makes sense.

It just makes sense.

If we're not violating any rules in the rule book,

they change the shape of the bat.

I'm going to stop this at some point. See, I think they don't.
Why? They shouldn't. They shouldn't.
Because the league wants excitement. Expectator shit.
It's the same reason why they had during the home run race years ago. I got it.
Yeah, yeah. Like, you knew what they was doing.
But everybody watching because we want to see the home runs. So now we found a way to do it without the drugs.
I would say for business and for viewership, let that shit rock. And if it's league-wide, if y'all want to use it and y'all don't, that's whatever.
I wish I could just take one of these bats and just get drafted. Just learn how to play it.
Just some magic shit. I I be watching too much movies, man.
I want to just become like, remember Angels in the Outfield or whatever that pitcher with his hand go? Yeah, I don't give a fuck. I want that to happen, nigga.
Let me go try and hit one of them bats so they can just draft me. JBP, Queen's Flip is here.
And knock it out. Well, wait, hold up now.
If you get drafted, you can drop the moniker. You don't have to say JBP anymore.

Well, I don't say JBP at all.

I'm just saying it now,

niggas on my phone.

In the event that you get drafted,

you don't have to say it.

I don't have to associate with it.

You can just be flipped

from flipped in that word

to Queens.

I don't have to shut my man out.

No, you don't have to.

You a disgusting ass nigga, nigga.

You a disgusting.

You were your Adam 22 show.

Clean it up. Erase disgusting ass nigga, nigga.
You a disgusting. Give me your Adam 22 shit, huh? Hey.

Clean it up.

Erase him.

Erase him.

He was never here.

That nigga Adam is getting away from you gang niggas, boy.

He's out of there, boy.

I know that trick.

Act like something big is coming.

Oh.

He's about to adopt the old flat shit.

Just put a camera on somebody from behind the camera.

Low overhead.

No money.

Bunch of interviews. It's about to be nasty.
But good luck. Good luck.
Good luck. What else do I have here? This weekend is the official Dreamville finale in North Carolina.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. And, Raleigh, I don't want to hit the round of applause because this is sad, but a lot of people heading to North Carolina this weekend for the final Dreamville Festival.
I was thinking about going down, but... They got a whole week worth of shit lined up.
It looked good. They're doing a bang, for sure.
They're going out with a bang. Didn't they used to go down there for Myrtle Beach or some shit like that? That's a different conversation.
Wasn't the bike fest and shit like that where everybody migrated down there?

It's a different Carolina. Not in Raleigh.

Oh, okay.

This is a music festival.

It's a other kind.

Listen, listen, that shit.

When I start seeing niggas going down to the Carolinas, I remember how that shit used to look.

I'm just going to go ahead.

Black Bike Week.

That's what you're talking about.

Mmm.

Damn.

I first saw my Gloria Velaes in the beach.

Man.

Mmm.

That's how you catch them, too.

You know, you know you sniper king nigga I was just a young lad I couldn't believe women were behaving that way on the VHS I thought it was just my imagination once Once again. You know what did it? Luke's peep show.
Running away with me. Yes.
That's what it was. When them tapes hit the hood, it was like, wait, wait.
Girls do this? She spread white and white. Where are they? We could never find them bitches.
What? Uncle Luke and them had a Chico. I don't know how they, like, we could never find them in the hood.

Like, I mean, yeah, but not like that.

That shit was life-changing.

Yeah, that was it.

We huddled up around the VCR.

That's right.

It made you go on an invention. The old computer monitor.

What?

Man, shout out to Uncle Luke, man.

Yeah.

For sure.

Michael Paul couldn't believe I had Gloria in Mount Vernon.

Michael Paul said, what?

Cracked the door.

Oh, shit.

Freak-ass boy.

Oh, my God.

That doctor don't mean shit, Michael Paul.

That doctor don't mean shit, boy.

You still one of us, boy?

Okay, so this morning I was taking a shower. That's Dr.
Degree don't mean shit, boy. You still one of us, boy? Okay, so this morning I was taking a shower.
That's good. That's good.
And I got out the shower because my phone be on the Bluetooth, so I was jamming. Make it last forever and ever.
And then when somebody call you, it'd be your favorite part of the song. On my shit, it's just silence.
You don't even hear it ring. It's just silent for the duration that the phone is ringing.
So cool. I rush over to the phone.
Actually, no, I don't even. My girl is looking at the phone.
She tell me, bae, Ja Rule. So she think that's funny.
Because why the fuck? That's funny. This is not a time that Ja Rule called me or should be calling me.
Me and him should never talk at 9 a.m. Okay.
But he called me, and I answer it. Hey, man, what's up? He says, what's up, bro? How's everything? We get the little artist small talk out of the way.
Sure. And he follows up with his purpose for the call.
He says that he just got a call recently from a gentleman named Ed Melton. Do y'all know Ed Melton? No.
No. You guessed it.
That is the mayor of Gary Indiana. Okay.
No. Nah.
Nah. No way.
Wait, wait. No way.
No way. The mayor of Gary, Indiana, called John Rule to call you.
Yes. Nah.
He is the new mayor of Gary, Indiana. And he saw the clip going around where I'm talking shit about Gary, Indiana.
Not only would he like me to stop talking shit. He would love to come on the show and tell us and our audience about all the things he's doing as a new black mayor to renovate and reinvigorate.
Reinvigorate. All of that good shit.
He said that. Whoa, you can't do that.
What the fuck, you alive? Rolling on the river. Take it to the Ike.
Choo-choo-choo-choo-choo. You're so dumb.
Yes, to reinvigorate the town and the city. What was your response?

My response be what it be when I find out that

who's listening to the show.

Like, come on, say word.

The mayor of Gary is listening to us

or me talk shit about Gary.

Like, that's not right.

That's fucked up.

That's like the other day

I was talking to somebody and they was like, they listened to the show and they was like, that's not right. That's fucked up.
That's like the other day I was talking to somebody

and they was like,

they listened to the show and they was like,

I heard y'all talking about Home Depot,

but you should go to Lowe's

because the CEO of Lowe's is black

and Home Depot is not.

I was like...

I didn't do it.

I never knew that,

and even if I did, I had forgot it.

So somebody reminding you,

hey, I listened to your show,

you keep talking about Home Depot,

Lowe's has the black CEO, not the people you keep talking about.

It's like a check real quick.

It is.

All right.

Well, I'm going to Lowe's now.

Yeah, I got you.

I'm going to Lowe's.

I'm going to Lowe's.

I'm going wherever the black CEO is.

Joe, please.

I am.

They just don't tell us where the black CEOs are.

People got that shit, though.

Yeah.

Huh?

Lowe's got the same shit.

Nigga, I went and got my LEDs from Lowe's,

nigga. Lowe's is better?

Which one's cheaper, nigga?

We going to Lowe's. The black CEO is

at Lowe's. I'm going to Home Depot.

Oh my. Well, he better cool.

Home Depot, nigga. I just can't wait to cool.

He be excited to cool.

I'm not cool then. You a cool.
I'm not

cool then. Hey, I'm still gonna be

at Home Depot.

I ain't never seen him outside

I'm listening cool then. You a cool.
I'm not cool then. I'm still going to be at home.

Because you can't meet.

Listen, nigga.

I ain't never seen him outside the Lowe's.

Nigga, you can't meet the workers outside the Lowe's. I've never seen him outside the Lowe's.

Lowe's don't have the workers outside, nigga.

Gonzalez and them niggas not outside the Lowe's, nigga.

They stopped all that.

They play the fucking music.

That's racist.

Move from in front.

Home Depot.

That's true.

That's racist.

They welcome it.

And they help you pack the van. You need help? Yes.
Nigga can put up the sheetrock this whole place, nigga, for $100, nigga. Ed Melton, I would be more than happy to have you come on this show and tell me about all the new ways that you plan to change and reinvent and reinvigorate fucking Gary.
Gary, Indiana. Gary, Indiana.
Maybe I was wrong. It was many years ago.

I don't want to smoke. I don't want to smoke.

And Gibbs hit me yesterday saying that

niggas was mad at me. That was going to make more sense

to me if Freddie Gibbs was mad. Yes.
Gibbs hit me

yesterday to say niggas was mad.

I was like, real mad? He was like, nah, Facebook

mad. I was like, alright.

I can deal with that. Real mad is

different. But then when the mayor hit me

and Ja Rule and I seen some Gary Instagrams talking about it, it was like, oh shit, this thing is catching legs. You never know what will catch legs on your broadcast.
Make it right. Yo, it's a black mayor.
We down. Yo, if you tug on my blackness, pause, then I'm there.
I'm with you. What else do I have to get off? That is crazy.

The Zeus founder,

Lemuel,

whatever his name is.

Let me.

We're going to save it.

I'm saving that for Patreon.

But you a shady nigga boy.

You violated those content creators.

Pay them people, Lemuel.

Fill you up, nigga.

I never trust a nigga named Lemuel.

He's French.

Hello.

Lemuel. Nigga reminds me of a nigga from trust a nigga named Lemuel.
He's French. Hello.
Lemuel.

Nigga reminds me of a nigga from Beauty and the Beast.

What's the little, the fucking...

The teapot?

That's a teapot.

The candlestick.

The candlestick.

Fuck out of here.

Also, where am I?

Where am I?

Oh, B-Hen from 520 from Jeff Teague.

And they coming to New York.

I think people are saying they want to see me and B-Hen on the one-on-one tip. Pause.
I'm down for that. So now that's Gilbert Arenas and Brandon Jennings and them niggas and B-Hen and Jeff Teague and them niggas.
When y'all touch down, set it up. I'm in.
I'm in for the athletic fucking just kerfuffle. This is about to be a mess, but I'm down.
I'm down. Why not? To talk or play? Basketball? Are we going to play ball? What am I playing ball? We're going to play ball against the athlete dudes.
No job, please. I guess who's on your team? No, me and B.A.
are going to play one-on-one. Me and B.J.
are going to play one-on-one. Get some one-on-one action in there.
Oh. And if we do teams, I'll bring Mark.
I'll bring, well, Ish probably can't do it. Fuck it.
You know what? Bring Park. We'll bring some people.
I like the crossover hybrid. I think it's dope.
Yeah, it's dope. I'm not trying to be like Jordan.
I just think it's a good idea. I'm taking my ankles.
That's all. The fans going to love it.
So, at the end of the day. And that's it.
I don't have anything else that's super important.

If you guys have anything, feel free. Are we congratulating Carmelo Anthony? Oh, shit.
Why you remember that? Because you know she's trying to get... Don't start your...
She's trying to get chicken. Don't start your shit.
Don't start your shit. Lala not around no more!

Oh my god!

Lala not around!

Don't start crying!

Lala with the street over there, boy!

Lala with the tire from the niggas!

Lala not around no more. Oh, my God.
Lala not around. Don't start.
Lala with the street over there, boy.

Lala with the time from the niggas.

I don't have a phone.

Yo, Mel, honestly, you're such a white girl.

You don't be knowing how it come off to niggas when you do that random shit.

Like, wait a minute, you guys.

Are you guys not going to say anything about Snoop's album?

Like, no, we wasn't.

Yeah, I got to say the same thing. Okay.

Do you guys know Pete Snoop's album? Like, no. We wasn't.

Yeah, I got something to say.

Okay.

You guys know Pete Rock dropped an album?

It's like old school shit.

Go ahead, man.

When Mel gets these old niggas slipping, they don't say shit.

Go ahead, man.

Okay.

Talk about Melo.

Yeah, tell him about Melo.

I'm going to say something about Melo.

No, I...

Our boy Melo.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Hey, Melo, she trying to...

You know him?

She trying to be a plus whizzy. We've met.
Hey, recently. We've met.
You like his type. Let me see.
Look at me. Hey.
Mello will take you up and through there, boy. Hey, you should have told us this 20 minutes ago, but you didn't.
Yeah. Mello will take you up and through there, boy.
You waited for some reason. I did not.
You think you had a honey. But for some reason, you waited until, hey, whatever.
Yeah, waited to show off. And now.
Nigga don't care. We've been here with you all morning.
Yeah, niggas don't care, boy. You didn't say a word.
Niggas don't care, boy. But somehow now.
You think you had a hard time with that, nigga. Somehow now, right? Yeah.
Niggas. Meow, meow, meow.
That girl, Mel, boy. We were rounding.
Oh, exactly. We.
Oh, my God. That nigga was slam dunk.
You had that nigga, little boy. You had it on top of my man there.
We were rounding the corner to the end of the show. Carmelo Anthony, friend of the show.
Shout out to you, boy. We love you, Melo.
Shout out to his podcast. Yes, congrats.
Shout out to you, Melo. We love you.
He is a first Ballet Hall of Famer. Let's get a real clap going.
Yes, Mello. Yes, it should be.
Let's get a real live clap going. Now, I have no idea how Melissa Ford knows any of this.
You know how she knows. We have invited her mad times to come watch basketball games at the hookah spot, at the wing spot, at wing stop.
It never happens. She said she don't love basketball.
But somehow she does know who the first ballot Hall of Famers from that era are. It's from a different era.
Mellows, Vince. I mean, I was at the game when they retired Vince's jersey.
Hey, homeboy, to whoever's listening, you didn't stand a chance. Yes, yeah, yeah stand a chance Yo my nigga Take your ball and go home To who would make a turn Hey on HBO I'm watching the pit But it's more pits It's a pitfall A pit stop Hello hello hello It's mad pits Big Mel Hey Big Mel Nigga Nigga not losing Nigga you thought you were doing something more Finish him Mortal Kombat Cyber Blast Fatality Hey yo Stop playing my man Joe with that, nigga, yo.
All the young streamer niggas, they love Joe. Y'all gonna stop acting like my son are in tune, nigga.
He's super in tune. Wait, what happened? I'm just saying that niggas...
What happened? How'd I get in tune? He got streamers smoke? Yeah, niggas, no, no, no, he don't, but they just love you. Niggas be acting like you're not in tune with the streamers.
The streamers love you, nigga. We saw Todd Lill outside.
He said, yo, Joe, come on. He want niggas a part of it.
I love the streamers, too. I want no smoke.
Yeah, no, no, I'm just saying. I told some shit with niggas.
Somebody, yo, Joe don't be in tune with the young niggas. That's not true, nigga.
We was outside. I didn't see that.
Somebody said that? I'm going to send it to you. Send that to me.
That's clearly somebody out of tune with Joe. Yeah, he's outside.
The streamer niggas love Joe. Period.
They said, Joe, come on. Nigga, I'll come unplug them wires, nigga.
Shut up. What the fuck is wrong with you, nigga? Y'all better respect your fucking elders, all right? Part of the reason y'all are able to do what you do is because of me, nigga.
You ain't got to know me. That's a fact.
I'll take that whole wire out of there. I'll unplug your shit.
But you're going to hang out with them, niggas? Yes, and I'll hang out with y'all. I can see you today.
Jail Joe. I can't.
What? They would drive this nigga crazy. Jail Joe crazy, son.
I can't play with them. I can't play with them.
That shit would be hilarious. Be like, Tyler on the elevator all over again.
All over. Times 10.
Yeah, times 10. I can't.
I want to support them niggas from over here. From a distance, right? Yeah, I want to hang out with people Mel and Ish Age.
Yeah, like Melo in them, right, Mel? Shut up. Mel, you wasn't supposed to know that Mel was going to the Hall of Fame.
I have She wasn't letting that pot in without that one. You ain't shouting out nobody else that went to the Hall of Fame.
Ever. Ever.
Not in the three years you worked here. No Hall of Fame.
None. You know people that went to the Hall of Fame.
That's not true. You ain't shouting out people from the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Not no Hall of Fame. I totally have.
But Mellow now, all of us, I'm going to slap her. When you try to...
Yes, I have slap her.

You be playing...

You be playing with bitches.

You be playing with bitches.

All right.

All right.

Keep it...

All right, anyway, y'all.

You look like her a little bit.

Y'all resemble each other, boy.

Anyway.

That resembles Lala Fire.

And she'll tell you.

Shout out to Lala,

our friend of the show.

I'm talking shit.

We love you, Lala.

It's crazy.

I don't have nothing else.

Anybody else?

Did you want to shout out to Lala?

Anybody else?

Billy Joel, one of the niggas?

No.

Kirk Franklin?

I don't have nothing else. Anybody else? Did you want to shout out? Anybody else? Billy Jones, one of them niggas? No.
Kirk Franklin? Kirk Franklin is being nominated for the Gossip of all time. Shout out Kirk.
Shout out Stacey Wynne, one of them niggas. Come on, boy.
You always got some shit to try to get an interview. He's not coming on your pod.
I wish I was here at that Mellow Podcast. Give me a little crap.
Oh, alive? If I see you, you're going to see Mellow on Hot and Bother. Hot self.
If we see Mellow on Hot and Bother, it's up for you. She pulled her big one, boy.
That means there's something going on because the nigga didn't come to the main joint. She circumvented the nigga to the hot and bizarre on some Indian shit with the email.
Mellow, I get you up here to the pod, but meet me at this location. Y'all stop dog calling Mel.
I love you, Mel. Even though I like when Mel do that.
She's like, so Jaina Kits. She's like, look at Kiss.
She's so sweet. She's like, look at Kiss.
You got your buddy. He fell for it.
We got you, nigga. All right, so listen, friend of the show.

Again, somebody from back and from my era,

my way of doing things, has a new song out.

I absolutely love the record.

I'm going to play it like to hear it, hear it go.

This is brand new A. Marie, and this record is called Mine.
Big A Marie, let's go talk to him. The way your lips fell in tonight The way they pressed against mine The way you pulled me closer closer I love the moonlight This is how it could always be You and me More than friends We could be I never got me Something about you babe I'll make you mine I'll make you mine Don't want no one else I'll make you mine I'll make you mine, I'll make you mine Don't want no one else, I'll make you mine, I'll make you mine Only you Only you No one's ever made me laugh the way you do You know what you're doing And nothing can compare to what we have This can't be broken This is how it could always be You and me More than friends we could be We could be, baby, I I don't wanna fight it You know that we're perfect And I know we can be everything Something that you've been I'll make you mine I'll make you mine I'll make you mine You want no one else I'll make you mine Cause only you Only you Baby Only you It's something about you, baby It's something about you, baby You want no one babe I'll make you mine I'll find a way

I'll make you mine

I'll make you mine

I'll make you mine

Only you

Cause it's only you

Only you

I'll make you mine I want you to come

That's brand new music from A. Marie.

That record is called Mine.

Available in your phone and on DSPs right this very second.

Shout out to A. Marie.

Hopefully we can speak to her soon.

No problem. Shout out to second.
Shout out to A. Marie.
Hopefully we can speak to her soon.

Go for it.

Shout out to you.

Shout out to Greg.

All right.

I'm going to go out to Pittsburgh with this one.

Wiz is dropping his new album, Cushion OJ2,

later this month. And his single is called Five Star featuring Gunna.
We'll be right back. Cause this is cushion orange juice, times two We can do many things We can pack it up and fly on any plane You can take a glass and you're a pen train Show you how my lifestyle these days We can have a little rain Take you to the crib rest and come breathing No vitamins, I give you all D You fuck me like a five-star freak, man Uh, couple carrots in every ring Private plane, fill the buckets with champagne She ain't thinking about a wedding day Update her story, letting everyone know she landed safe She like to smoke weed every day Rolling up a stogie while she let the oldies play Hair long, you don't know race she cool with y'all but she wanna be with Taylor Gang we can do many things we can pack it up and fly on any plane we can take a brush in your pen train show you how my lifestyle these days we can have a little baby take you to the crib rest in some things And nobody means I give you all D You fuck me like a five-star freak, baby And we ain't spend time in a minute Knowing I'm the one on your mind and tuition Told you you wasn't gonna be mine and I'm in it Knowing you gon' pull up and vibe with me anyway We can do a million things We can pack it up and fly on any plane We can take a glass and you're a fin train Show you how my lifestyle these days We can have a little rain Take you to the crib and do some relays Nobody means I give you all D You fuck me like a five star freak Now she's starting to dress like me Wearing Rick instead of Nike She working out, we doing yoga and hiking Grown as hell so we spend our time wisely But still down for a rock star night Where I let you pick a bad bitch to slide with We could smoke weed all night Go back to the yacht and play my shit It's gang, you know what the vibes is We can do many things, we can pack it up and fly on any plane We can take a glass in your pen train, show you how my lifestyle be day We can have a little rain, take you to the crib With different free things And no vitamins

I give you all D

You fuck me like

Five Star 3

New Japan

And that is Five Star

Wiz Khalifa featuring Gunna

Off of Cushion OJ 2

I believe it's April 18th

That's dropping

Okay

But this month

Wiz has been killing shit man

I'm excited for this project

Yes he has the freestyles

Everything

I'm sorry. featuring Gunna off of Cushion OJ2.
I believe it's April 18th that's dropping.

Okay.

But this month.

Wiz has been killing shit, man.

I'm excited. Yes, he has.

The freestyles, everything.

He's been working, working.

Yes, he has.

I love it.

Shout out to Wiz.

Shout out to Wiz.

Shout out to the hotel again,

Chevy, all y'all.

Yeah, for sure.

You got me in my

Kenny Loggins bag, man.

This is We Will Survive.

Nice.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Thank you.
man this is we will survive nice hey Keep a place for me kid, ain't nothing changed, still partying bullshit We used to fuck R&B bitches and see who rhymes sick as For every hit you made, more rappers afraid to come out Machine gun funk, for queens I came through to smoke blunts You came to my hood, we was broke I wonder if we stayed that way, would there have been gun smoke Still on the block around fiends, numb from coke I guess so, cause now with paper, shit is still ghetto But fuck it black, you living your life through your loved ones Peace to your daughter and your newborn son It used to be fun, making records to see your response, but now competition is none Now that you're gone and these niggas is wrong, using your name in vain And they claim to be New York's king, it ain't about that It's more serious, I plan to toast it up with you, joke with you Happy we on top, the most official, ain't too many real ones out there I feel some of doubt they're capable to take it where you took it to I missed your weight not cuz I'm fake cuz I hate to see somebody so great in that way I would have stayed so long with so much to say I had to put it in writing to keep me in Brooklyn for fighting telling me to pay my respects and move to the side but I probably wouldn't have got off my knees to let people buy you can't kill nothing that's ready die. You was like God to us in the form of a law

This album dropped 26 years ago Still we will survive no matter what my people just stay alive Still we will survive no matter what my dog life stay alive Dear Pac, every thug shares a teardrop And use teeth to bite off beer tops

And pour out a little liquor You was more than just the wildest nigga Tupacalypse, I understand your style nigga It's going on the third year since you been gone On the east and west coast, the same shit is going on The industry be talking, offending me often They don't believe you dead, wanna see you in your coffin I could relate, shootouts and court dates All eyes on you, niggas in your face invading your space You ask if I could trade in your place How would I hold up, how long would I rhyme before I fold up How did you know through your rhymes it was your time to go You predicted it in every line, all in your flow There could never be peace, I have to quote Can't believe I heard my name on the realest shit you ever wrote We had words cause we the best supposed to class at the top But kept it brotherly when we seen each other in style In NYC and MTV, people watched, we was both deep After you left, I got no sleep Think about how us real niggas would be if we united A nation of thugs, who could fight it? You was caught in a wild homicide, or were you crucified like the son of God? When Lucifer lied and make the world think young blacks should be extinct But thug life will never die We stay high and just link Will there ever be another MC as nice? Will you return to us like the resurrection of Christ? Still somehow I believe We'll always survive Why? Still we will survive No matter what My people just stay alive Still we will survive No matter what My people just stay alive That is Nas We will survive Shout out to Nas Rest in peace Big and Pop Shout Shout out to Nas. One of the goats.

Alright, Big Freeze. Big Mel.

Oh, oops.

Shows what I know.

I don't know shit.

Mine is called

I-F-Y by Leia

the... Leo.

I think it's Leo. Leo? I think it's Leo.

You're French. It ends with an X, so I don't know.

You're from Canada. Okay.
Isn't the X silent? Yeah think it's Leo. You're French.
It ends with an X, so I don't know. You're from Canada.

Okay.

Isn't the X silent?

Yeah, but that's not even a word.

I think it's Leo.

Are you a legend from the 6?

I am.

Then come on.

All right.

Okay, it's called IFY.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Hey.

You be turning up when Ish call out.

You don't turn up to his face, but I mean, it's cool. I should have done it.
Hey, one what? The secret one? Yes. Hey.
Now I'm looking for someone that's off me. Right.
It's looking like I might have found some wonder. Hold me with this one.
I'm not even asking for forever Really, I'm just open to whatever Gets my mind off the right and the wrongs What do you know? I found you You I found you Babe Tell me what's up, girl, to do I haven't thought it through yet I don't mean to play with your emotions If you're open, I can show you how it feels I'll let you come and say The confines of my mind Cause baby, there's nothing to fear I know you're not asking for forever Looking for someone who does it better Can't get it off your mind, baby, that's the reason why I found you You I found you, you, I found you, yeah babe I found you, you, I found you Oh no, no, no Oh no, no, I found you, oh no, oh no, I found you Tell me what you wanna do, we could try on something new, baby Tell me what you wanna do, got my hands all over you, baby I think we should see it through, think you got something to prove With the way you look right through me I think you should do me I can't find a million reasons not to stay Like I got work in the morning I got some calls I'm ignoring To keep it real, I don't even know your name But we both know there's one reason I'm at your place So let's just live in the moment We'll work it out in the morning. All I can say is I found you.

You.

You.

No, no, no.

No.

I found you.

That is IFY

by Leah the Leo or Leah the Leox or I don't know. I think it's Leia.
Leia. Oh? She got the X on Daegu on the E.
Good call. Good call.
Flip has made an entry into DC. Hey.
Nah. Nah? Nah.
Is it Nia Blackman? No, no, no, no. No, no, no, Nala Blackman.
It's along the Caribbean lines, but that was nice. I'll save it for Tuesday.
Okay. All righty.
Check and quit. No, no.
I don't charge anybody to do sleep with boy. I don't charge anybody.
I ain't y'all niggas. I found you.
That's a good record, Mel. Thanks, right? Thank you.

I like that.

Yeah, I like that.

Yeah, but play Heat when Ish is here too, though.

I should have won.

Say it again.

I should have fucking won.

What should you have won?

Tell him.

The Sleeper Award for the year?

Yeah, I should have fucking won.

Okay.

Yeah.

So.

But congratulations to Ish. I said it.
I said it when I heard he won Yo Mel Mel do you know that you are a hater You can congratulate him multiple times Oh okay fine yes Do you know that you're a hater though Mel is a hater I might be a hater See even that's hate You are a hater it's okay be a hater. No, see, even that's hate.
You are a hater.

It's okay.

You just got to acknowledge it.

It's possible.

No, no might.

I found you.

Okay, but congratulations to him.

That was salty, girl.

I ain't saying nothing.

I am not saying a word.

I'll congratulate him when he's here.

There you go.

There we go.

There you go.

Ish, I think it was well-deserved, man.

Me too, Ish.

Yeah, no, no.

Close second.

You.

Him.

Oh, shit.

But he's still going.

You can't say that.

In my...

The votes were tallied.

Fine.

Whatever.

And we don't even know that you came in second.

I...

Ooh.

We don't know that you came in second either.

That's just an assumption.

It was like last month, a part of the month.

I thought I went crazy. I didn't even come in second.
You did come in second. That's why you got the runner-up t-shirt.
Oh, I did. I'm great.
But I didn't think I came in second. Well, you did.
Alright. I should've.
Exactly. That's exactly the way that I feel.
No, I'm saying I should've came in second. Oh, no.
You're saying you should've came in first. I should've won, yeah.
Mel, we gotta knock that hate out of you, girl. We're all haters up here.
Fuck that. I mean, I am.
I'm a hater. I am.
I don't give a fuck either. I'm in good company.
And I ain't looking to change it either. Fuck it.
It is what it is. I'm a hate.
Yeah, fuck it. We congratulate, too.
We congratulate. I'm a hate in the congratulation.
Sometimes, yeah. I'm still I just did it Yeah nigga You heard Mal Mal was with Neil Diamond Nigga Bumpass nigga Yeah Don't Let's fucking roll with that nigga Right Alright, keep us in your friends.
Please.

Lord knows we need to be there until

the next time.

We bid you adieu,

farewell, adios,

cerevander,

hasta la vista,

au revoir,

so long, goodbye,

or a simple head

now will suffice.

Remember, life is a

series of moments,

and moments pass.

No, I hate when

they did that.

All the records back in the day, they had to have like a section That you could tap dance to I'm cool, I'm cool Yeah, I'm cool Yeah, I'm cool on that one I love Jones, finger snaps and shit Remember life is a series of moments And moments past So let's make this one last As if it's all we have. Until next time, man.
Last but certainly not least, the baddies are insecure, the stagnant. Women want to travel, the closed-minded.
Women want you to teach some things, grab you a Tylenol. You might need it.
There you go. Now I'm not so sure about you, my mom.
I see how you moving.

It's looking funny.

They had a Kenny Lockett's unplugged that I missed?

Yeah, come on now.

I've been watching all the old uploads.

Again, nobody doing nothing fun this weekend?

Everybody just chilling, catching the vibe?

Yeah, and I sent my mom to this Mary show. She's been blowing my phone up about.
Oh, yeah, Mary is at the Prudential. Yeah, she's at the Prudential Sunday.
So that's all I'm doing. Shout out to Mary.
Make sure she's good. Fire, fire, fire.
Mel says she's working. Flip, I'm sure, is working.
I'm working. I want something outside.
Parks is working. Always working.
I'm going to go outside today. I'm going to move around.
We'll I'm gonna find something To do with the family Let me know if you do Yeah I will This weekend Let me know if you do man I'm down to get out there For a little bit Yeah Before these tariffs Get crazy Spend some of this money Throw some money On some of these chicks Before the tariffs And the eggs Baby went to get some eggs Some shit was like $30 God, it was good though I saw some eggs for $17.99 Those shit's gonna stay right there They did I got high cholesterol anyways I just got fucking egg whites in the carton I'm like, see, I don't even need this. Let me go get this stupid-ass carb app and see what the fuck is going on with my diet.
All right. Yo, let's end up here until next time.
Stand up and fight. This is it.
You don't escape where you are. This is it.
You got numbers Y'all have a good weekend.

We'll see you same time, same place next week.

I might as well let it cook for a little bit.

Fuck it.

Go ahead, Katie.

Fuck it.

Fuck it. This time Comes a day And every night

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