Episode 844 | "Lies & Gooch"

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If I'm listening to E, it should just be waist up.

No, it's never just waist up.

No, I think E might have adjusted it today.

He adjusted the crotch cam?

Yeah.

Yeah, I like that.

His independent camera is waist up, or the group camera is waist up.

Press record, yo.

It's already recorded.

Oh, shit.

Yo, dog.

Gucci, man.

The group's in the camera.

And the niggas gonna zoom in.

They are.

Oh, then I'm gonna give them something to see.

Oh, you better.

If niggas is zooming in, they gonna zoom.

Then I'm gonna give you a little bit.

Niggas knew what color draws I had on, dog.

Whoa, your shit be egregious.

No, No, the shit was enough of this nigga.

Audience, we're talking about.

For you to zoom all the way in and see what color underwear I got on?

Me and Ish are habitual camera-angle sinners.

Like, just step.

Ish come in here with his whole thighs out.

He do it a lot.

I've tried to stop, but it's nice out.

I'm working out.

I already told my girl dick is out.

Because she keep walking up to me when I put the short shorts on, talking about,

crop check, crop check.

Oh, I see something.

Yeah, you are dating a black fucking king.

What the fuck do you think dick is out?

Dick is out now.

It's hot.

If I'm on a treadmill to wear long johns for it, I think I'm dying on the treadmill every morning to wear some long johns.

Do the energy stay the same if she decides to go out and some print showing?

Absolutely not.

Print showing?

You print showing.

That's what she's speaking to when she say dick is out.

She thick enough to wear, it's going to be something showing.

There's going to be something showing.

So basically, that means it's fine.

The doorman downstairs gets a show every time we go down there.

Every time we go down there, he pulled Lube out from under the table.

I ain't nasty, right?

But see, no.

Come on.

No, no.

What's known don't need to be said.

Yeah, but yeah.

That's what I'm saying.

All right, E, I'm trusting you.

And if Erickson is wrong, then y'all getting dick this episode.

God damn it.

it.

It's soft, though.

I'm soft.

It's soft, so it shouldn't be too bad.

But if the pill kick in mid-pod,

if the pill ain't out my system from last night,

sometimes you tap that shit, that shit starts remembering muscle memory.

You should be driving.

You should be like, yeah.

I used to know.

Don't worry about quarterback.

It's cool.

Four back for reasons.

Me and Ish talking.

Sit down, nigga.

Driving his dick pill hangover.

Well, yeah, because me and Ish is themes, so we've been stopped getting the one that's for a one-time hit.

You get the one that's going to last.

Is it up the dosage a little bit?

You get the one that's going to last a few days.

Oh, she's coming around.

Oh, she's smoothie as people.

That's all.

She's staying for the weekend?

Oh, wait, she's flying in for three days.

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

It's time.

Every dick pill tolerance is fucking nuts.

I had to get the strong shit now.

I've been on this shit for years.

I'm building up a resistance.

I'm so sick.

I think you're a shit.

You totally get me on mid.

I take the dick bill sometime when I ain't about to fuck.

For what?

For what?

It's just a strip club.

Just so they understand in the strip club.

Every now and then you get one of the little fast-ass Jezebels

want to start rubbing on something.

You got to give them something to rub on.

And Vogue said it.

No.

You know, something she could feel.

No, sure.

No, that's not how the song goes.

Giving him something

he can feel.

Yeah.

I'm I'm a dude.

So what would it be?

Okay, well, all right.

It's a flip of it, Mel.

Okay, all right.

And your dad looks great.

And your dad looks like

the dad.

Narrative.

Narrative Nancy over here.

Shut the fuck up.

The spot would be nothing without narrative.

I know.

I see that.

The spot would melt to the ground.

I've learned that.

You know what we can do better than the other pods?

Narrative.

Lie.

They just.

They be going narrative.

They be going out there with real shit and talking to people.

They went to NBA Young Boyhood.

They be going to the projects.

I'm just sitting there lying.

These niggas is going to Florida to see Kodak.

Man, these niggas is working out here.

Not me.

Lies.

Lies and gooch.

What's up?

How y'all doing?

Good, lies.

Good, good.

Glad everybody's doing all right.

How y'all feeling?

I feel great.

60th anniversary today.

Oh, congratulations.

60 anniversary today.

I was wondering about what?

Me and my baby.

Sitting there like, yeah, me and my baby.

Congratulations.

Six years today.

We're getting closer.

At that 15 number, it's happening.

Do you really know at 15, though?

That's the thing, Trey.

If you didn't live together for 15 years,

pushing to 18.

Yeah, at high grade degree.

Yeah, that's just another 12.

17 is like the sweet spot.

Yeah.

That's the best.

15, 17.

17.

38.

Carry the one.

Yeah, 50s.

Yeah, yeah.

There you go.

That's really the right way to do it on some male shit.

I'm with you.

If y'all didn't feel any pressure from your girls to get married,

would you do it?

Look at Mel.

Would you feel like that desire

to get married?

Real question.

Don't take what

I know.

She's the best.

That's why I wanted to hurry up and start before Flip got here because Flip's just going to start on her head.

So let's get a natural start.

Which still ends up on her head.

But at least it's her doing it to herself.

That's true.

This time.

She just threw herself up.

Anyway, she asked you guys something.

Who you talking about?

All three of you.

Well, I don't feel pressure.

I don't feel pressured.

It's not my girl to give me.

Okay.

Okay.

That's why we coasting like this.

That's why we have it.

Hey, look.

Ain't no pressure?

Look, look, three years, 19 years,

six years.

Like, hey, niggas is chilling.

Black gangs.

Oh, wham.

Niggas is.

Oh, am

I going to go?

Niggas is slow walking them.

Dog, boy.

I am getting into that territory where it's becoming a trigger.

Like, it's becoming.

Really?

Like, we're cool unless the show we watching

propose.

Like, there's no beef until somebody in the comments say something to somebody.

Oh, you've been together for seven years and no ring.

And she looks at me and it's like, eh.

Turn off the comments.

We learning each other.

Turn off the comments.

My girl would melt to the ground if we turned off the comments.

That's my baby.

Oh, man.

So, yeah, we coasted mail.

Okay.

All right.

Congrats.

Who do you think has more pressure to be married?

Us you

excuse me, societally, me.

Oh, shit, sorry.

Yo, you can text her.

My dreams are texting.

Who's texting us?

Yo, this nigga's stupid.

Why is nigga still texting us?

Leave me.

Why is he still texting you?

Don't.

Yo, I'm going to say his name.

No, you will not.

Why is he still texting?

I don't want him to text you no more.

Yeah, I'm acting like Flip.

I mean, he's cool.

Oh, stop it, man.

Who the fuck are you?

Sit down somewhere, Lord.

You don't want him to technically.

That's crazy hate.

Yo, what are you talking about?

Man, yo.

I can't say it.

Don't sleep on a big man.

Or a big homie, whoever that is.

Or a big male.

You know what I'm saying?

What you talking about?

Mel is a, what's the word when a woman is a womanizer, but not a womanizer?

A manonizer?

A mannonizer?

Well, Mel is a mannonizer.

I'm so not a mannonizer.

You are 100% a manonizer.

Not a mannonizer.

Chew him up and spit him out.

Once upon a time, but you know that.

That's another thing.

You reform now?

Yeah, I totally reform.

Where your mom.

I never got to you.

I've been home.

I didn't even chew nobody.

I've been home doing science, too.

Where your mom met your dad at?

Canada.

Yup.

We got a great show.

Welcome to episode.

What's going on?

I promise y'all we got a great show lined up for y'all.

What?

Yo.

Yep.

All right,

what's going on, Alia?

What you got for me?

What's going on?

I'm on my fucking jersey vibes.

Oh.

Okay.

Mike Shaq, what you want to do

Mike Shaq, what you want to, salute, salute.

Van Dam.

I mean, I'm giving it up right now.

That's how I'm feeling right now.

Shout Shout out to everybody listening out there, the first and last time listeners.

Shout out to the subgroups out there.

Shout out to the hate listeners.

Shout out to the happy families.

Shout out to the miserable families out there

and the church.

I reckon.

I got your double checking.

Fennegan went to your need instead.

I beckoned.

Holding it only if you want to get it.

Play before the crowd only if you want a record.

Her name is stressed like silk.

I get it slid.

Drop it like today.

I mean,

constantly.

Yes, it's me, D-R-E-S.

Everybody on vacation right now.

Everybody getting ready for vacation right now.

Getting ready for Virgo Steven.

Hey, girls.

Know not who I am, but when I'm coming,

wasn't in my home, I wasn't in your spear.

Knew not who I was, but left in here.

Dressed on ass yells, like it's like a small

back middle to the front, no problem.

What a good time, gotta give you what you want.

Get out of here.

You got a hat, it's for the house.

Black people to nature can't be violated or not.

Even if they're later, I got brothers in the jungle.

Hold New York City, whole Jersey.

Mr.

Long Dress, red sheep swim now.

But of course,

you can go with this, or you can give it back.

You can go with this, or you can give it back.

You can go with this, or you can give it back.

You know what I mean?

We start with Jersey, we end with Jersey.

That's how I'm on it.

Stretch with us, boys.

Me and Ben Rock, wins spots, and flocks.

Sporty, naughty, hop, greater than HOI, shit.

Slam the flip, flam, and dip, jam.

You can run, but you can't hide, you can't go far.

No matter where you're going,

all the truck drivers, all the poster workers out there.

Everybody in the cubicle, everybody off from work right now.

Here we go, we got a bunch of money.

Get a nigga, kill a nigga, we'll come back.

See a sucker, shut your sucker.

I guess it wasn't nothing till a black man.

You're doing with it, till he feelin' villain.

Step into the penny, putty guns, catch a feelers.

Alright, we look, we gone, we gone, we gone.

Wake it up out there, wake it up out there.

Get these drops out the way for the best crew in the world, man.

Fuck they talking about

so happy y'all could be here with us today.

You could have been anywhere in the world, but you are here.

Higher power put breath in our lungs this morning.

Was kind enough to wake us up this morning.

Let's keep applause going for him

or her, depending on how you look at this thing.

Don't look away now.

What episode is this?

844.

Welcome to episode 844 of the Joe Button Podcast.

Brought to you by a few by Power by Prize Picks.

Prize Picks Gang.

I'm your humble, grateful, gracious, happy to be here, fully dressed host.

Well, kinda, halfway.

I tried to get fully dressed.

Hold your button here with some really amazing people to my right.

The amazing, the legendary, the oh so hip-hop Melissa Ford is in the building.

Golf claps around the board.

Next to her, our guy, we missed you, man.

We miss you.

King Wawa is in the building, biggest.

Golf claps for Ish.

Ish, how you feeling, man?

I'm good.

Got everything under control with the flooding?

Yeah, that shit was annoying.

And the mice?

Was it your crib or the...

What?

Niggas just want to throw some bullshit.

No, remember he said he got the...

Oh, ants.

Ants.

Was it your crib or the doors?

No, both.

My house, my grocery house.

Could have got bad.

It stopped just in time.

Okay.

I still had to nurse that shit till like three, four in the morning, though.

Oh, wow.

Damn.

Stupid-ass sump pumps.

Yeah.

Be getting clogged up.

So now you got to go down there.

I got hit over the weekend, too.

Not from the flooding, though.

Because my neighbor, someone flushed a Arizona ice tea can somehow into the sewer.

And plastic white people.

The Rotorua guy pulled

a full Arizona iced tea can out of the sewer somehow.

I was like, damn, I feel fresh.

Yeah.

Hey, no, nigga, being a landlord.

What?

Landlord?

Yeah.

Fam,

you go to get a nigga snake the line.

People have pulled figurines out the shit.

Like, somebody kid flushed the G.I.

Joe or some bigger shit down the toilet.

Well, I understand.

It's like a whole garbage.

It'd be condoms wrapped in garbage bags.

Garbage bags.

I've had garbage bags before.

Do you think it's only landlords that are mindful about what you should and should not flush down in toilets?

Yes.

No.

Uh-oh.

Or the most mindful.

The most mindful.

Yeah, because we got to.

Would have to be.

We got to take the car.

I don't think so.

I think if you own your own house, at least after you do that one time, you're like, all right, let me not flush dumb shit down the toilet no more.

Bro, even if you rent and your shit back up, you got to call the landlord and all that waiting and shit.

You're mindful after that.

It's kids who don't give a fuck.

But the problem is, like, in my building, it's other apartments up there.

So the people on the upper floors didn't have to deal with none of that shit.

So.

They don't know.

It's you nasty ass tenants out there.

I ain't going to hold you.

I got some stories I can't tell because I'll go to jail.

Some of you tenants out there and the things that y'all think go down the toilet

when it's not your toilet.

Yeah.

That's the other thing.

Y'all be thinking.

Ice man, Big Freeze is here.

Big Freeze is in the building, makes some noise.

Mr.

Elmira himself, Big Parks is in the building.

I have not stopped laughing at Parks since the last pod.

I've been gossiping about Parks.

God damn.

I ran home, babe.

Let me tell you this.

Boy.

Oh, you told your girl too.

Nigga.

Oh, man, man.

Going to walk-in.

Girl.

I got tea tea.

As soon as I called in with this gossip that we was on for like an hour about,

we hung up.

It was late already.

It was like 10 o'clock.

He was going to be with his pregnant wife.

I was going to do my thing.

He called back two seconds later with his pregnant wife

and said, hey, she had questions I couldn't answer about the park story.

I said, but we just hung up.

And Jules said, yeah, but he came in here screaming, I've got tea.

Yo, run into your girl with the tea.

Your niggas love.

Oh, that's the best shit in the world.

What?

What you did?

You get to go back and refer to the last episode.

Yeah, yeah.

I left a part out of that story, too.

Parks tried to get some King Elmira Trayball shit going on.

I did not, but I mean.

That's what I took from him.

Yes, you did.

Yes, you did.

I didn't try.

Oh, you wouldn't.

Yeah, well, you know.

Well, that's the thing.

That's where he would have to go go to court.

Because

in Guy World, what Parks did is a play.

You're not trying.

But you know.

But if you put the right variables in the place.

Yes.

Yes.

You're okay with a lot of people.

That's a technicality.

Yeah.

That is a tech.

Parks invited his high school friend to come spend the night at his house for days.

I heard about it.

I heard about it.

Oh, I know it was days.

It was one day.

Joe's.

Oh, it's good.

That's enough.

I heard about it.

I heard about it.

Yeah.

Yo.

And then when we all

tried to go out and Parks told Rem that she could come with us and she was coming to do that, the girl said, all right, well, I'm going with you regardless, Parks.

She didn't take the cue that she should be moving with the wife and you go and let my husband come.

Bitch, you don't talk to my husband like that.

So Parks had some shit going on.

That dirty white boy, Elmira, you know.

It's the girls.

And the girl looked like she could have been his wife if he never met Preem or something, like in an alternate universe.

If he stayed in Elmira and was just.

To the audio listeners, I'm just shaking my head.

If he stayed in Buffalo or wherever the fuck he grew up at, it looked like...

That's where he'd end up.

That was Elmira Rim.

Remember when we said the thing about the narratives?

That's Miss Dawson's Creek?

Yeah.

Yes.

that was a different dark matter door

for Parks.

Now you think he's linked.

Anyway, good to see all y'all.

Good to be here.

Glad to be here.

Glad to be here.

Good to be here.

Things need our attention.

They do.

Bless you.

Things need our attention and a lot of things.

So

where do we begin?

The CEO who went to the Cold Play concert.

Why not?

Why not?

What is the name of that company that this gentleman is the CEO of?

Astronomer.

Astronomer.

Yeah, word.

The CEO of Astronomer must have took the whole company to the Cold Play concert along with his work wife.

Nope, just her and just the work wife and

somebody who works in the same department as work wife.

It was just the three of them.

Come on, H.

How do you know?

Because it's been everywhere.

No, you don't know who else was there.

That's true.

Okay, okay.

It could have been more.

It looked like just the three of them because they got a nice shot of you know.

No, that was a sweet, wasn't it?

Yeah, that was a sweet.

Yeah, so it was more than probably the three of them.

Oh, then that makes it even more fucked up.

That didn't look like a sweet.

It wasn't a sweet.

That didn't look like a sweet at all.

It wasn't a sweet.

That looked like general population.

It looked like a sweet to me, too.

No, it did look like a sweet.

It did look like a sweet.

Or they might have just had the gate, because you know, sometimes, depending on, they'll have that little

thing in front of you.

It might have been.

I don't know.

If it was a sweet and it was filled with all his employees, that would be crazy that they're welcome.

We freestyle already.

We don't care about none of that.

In the clip that we saw, when he did the duck down,

it seemed to be a bunch of little white kids that none of them knew running by and doing the hey, hey, hey.

That's why I'm saying I don't think it was a sweet.

Okay.

I do not know, nor do I care.

That's not the important part of this.

Let me play the clip.

It's a factor, but it's not important.

Yeah.

Because if it's a sweet to me and the whole work crew is there,

then that means everybody knows.

But you've been in the worst kept secret.

Yeah.

I don't think it's a sweet, but you've been in suites where you didn't know the people, true.

Oh, yeah, I guess so.

You know what I'm saying?

So you could be in a suite where you don't know the people.

I guess also when I hear CEO, I'm thinking that he's taking this.

He's fuck out.

Yeah, I mean.

They took this.

I see the glass, but I don't think it's a sweet.

He took, yeah, it could be the glass.

The audio is funny.

He says either they're having an affair or they're really shy.

I'll play it again.

Are they at the sphere?

You know, I don't know.

Ericsson, I'll send you this video to refer to for the people watching.

Where do y'all want to begin with this?

For me,

for me,

niggas,

niggas, I'm having a nigga moment with y'all.

Some places we do have to take off of our cheating list.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but

a concert.

It was in Boston.

It's a nice cheat, though.

I was about to say, I don't think that's on it list.

It does have to.

It has to come off.

No, no, no.

You just can't do that.

You can't do that.

That's not true.

So I have a question.

Are we about to fight then?

Yeah.

But I have a question for you guys.

Sure.

If they had not reacted that way, nobody knows.

Nobody knows.

I don't think anybody else is.

They don't do that.

They made it hot themselves.

They blew themselves up.

They could have had somebody in the audience who's like, yo, isn't that so-and-so?

But that's as far as it would have just been rumor.

No.

Who the hell knows the CEO of Astronomer?

No, it could have been like a lot of people.

It could have been employed.

I disagree, even though.

I understand the premise.

They made it hot on.

They made it that long ago.

If it's one of us,

right?

Oh, I'm fingering it.

If it's me, I'm muff diving.

I'm telling you, the kiss can won't be on me for very long.

Like, Kobe.

Well, to be clear, that would

be shit.

That would be

moving.

That would be the way to do it: do the sweet kiss and get your face up out of there quick.

Oh, yeah.

Back of the head,

leave a little.

That ain't going to work on your girl, man.

Let's get back.

You're right.

Let's get back to our fight.

So, listen, what I'm saying is this.

Us,

cool.

Rest in peace, the CEO of United Health, don't nobody know what these people look like.

The average Joe Schmo don't know what the CEO dude looks like.

Their wife's friends know what they look like.

True, but that's only if it makes the news.

They don't make the news if they don't.

It don't go viral.

That's true.

All right.

I mean, I understand.

I disagree.

If Joe Button is up there hugging some foreign.

Fingering.

Stop all you keep saying.

Fingering.

Hand in an ass, credit card.

Credit card in that shit.

If Joe Button is up there doing whatever he's doing and he comes up on the big screen, of course, they're going to know.

But this guy, he's a CLP.

Don't nobody know who the fuck he is.

I'm going to jail for lewdness.

You ain't got enough gun.

You ain't got enough money.

Stupid ass.

You get what I'm saying?

Like, they made, they blew up their own spot.

Like, they did.

They did that.

Dog, if you go in and cheat at the concert, you going.

It's a good date, Joe.

No, I'm agreeing.

That's a horrible cheat date.

No, it's not.

No, it's not.

Not if you're unknown.

I think it's, yeah.

I think it's a great cheat date.

That's a dope day.

It's $30.

You keep including fame in this.

Regular people get caught cheating every day by their reactions.

I'm telling you, dog.

No, no, wait, wait.

You might be right.

Hold up.

You might be right.

But that's in your...

It depends on where you from.

So, like,

if you from New Jersey and you go to Boston to the Cold Play show,

the odds of you getting caught cheating are very, very small.

That's true.

That's true.

Now, if you in your own backyard, then everybody's going to be at the new edition show.

And if you out there with your side, you caught.

And if you're a CEO in

even a city like Boston, which is pretty big, mid-sized city, I guess I would say,

people are probably going to know you in Boston if you're from Boston.

Sure.

I think that we as dudes should take the hot concert and the sporting event off of the cheat.

That should be off the table.

I agree.

The sporting event we should have learned when Chris Brown told Rihanna, I'm going to the store, and then was at the Laker.

I mean, told Karucci, I'm going to the store, and then was at the Laker game with Rihanna.

But

that shit

was courtside on TBC.

I think it was Christmas.

It was Christmas morning.

What are you talking about?

The most watched game outside of the playoffs of the year.

What are you talking about?

That's different.

The last time that I was, and this was many, many, many, many, many years ago.

Oh, oh, yeah, this is eons ago.

Oh, Joe.

I had a nice, nice cheat set up.

But it was the...

It was courtside seats.

It wasn't even Joe Button's seats.

It was courtside seats.

That's where you fuck up.

At a Nets game.

You can't do it.

At the bar.

You can't fuck up.

You You can't do it.

You can't do it.

But it was a prime cheat.

I was plotting on this cheat for ages.

And that's where temptation

and discipline.

Oh, my Lord.

But I didn't do it.

See?

But I didn't do it.

Discernment.

Dog, we can't take the cheat.

We can't take the cheat to the concert.

You're going to get caught.

You can take the cheat.

No, you cannot.

You can't to the concert, bro.

You can.

Maybe like a little ass concert.

No, it's a girl.

No, I don't.

I agree with you guys.

You can't.

You can.

You just can't move like that's your main girl.

What are the chances you hugged up that the camera would end up on that way hold up that's irrelevant hold up now that's what gets you on the camera no but listen if you are at a concert with even like a thousand people in your hometown assuming we're not talking about a travel concert there's a much higher chance of someone in that thousand people knowing you than if you're at the fucking dive bar i i agree now watch this hold up

If he's not nut to button that lady like this,

and they standing next to each other and the cam comes on them.

Look, and the cam cam comes on them.

Nobody knows nothing.

Yo, we all from work went to the Cold Play show.

You beat that case hands down.

But here's where I think you and Freeze are being unrealistic.

If I'm taking my cheat to the concert.

And I'm cheating.

No, I've been cheating.

Okay.

I've been cheating.

Yeah, but...

But this cheat, I like enough.

to take to one of my favorite artist concerts.

I'm not there to stand with you side by side like this.

I'm there to do Keith sweat make it last forever and ever i'm there to finger put my fist there i'm there to be nasty i'm there to be nasty when the person is nasty you know when that happens

as soon as we get in that black car

my

black snake moan nigga right

that's what you see what i'm saying i'm not doing that as the ceo at the cold play show yes you are

you're bugging

you've done it as the ceo of your what is your real estate company

you've done it in fucking the the bump is the places we

do i don't even really think i don't nobody i don't really i don't really even fuck with pda like that i'm saying if i'm the ceo and i got a wife and i'm cheating i'm not doing this with the chick in the cold play show i'm not i'm not doing that i'm with you i'm with you i'm not doing that b

Me today, I would never do that.

If I was single, I barely would do that.

Unless it's my girl.

I would hug my girl.

But if I'm single, I wouldn't do that, bro.

That kissing me.

If it's my girl, I'm doing like kissing my mother.

I'm not doing that.

But no randoms.

Yo, the funny part of that video to me is there were no chairs.

There were no chairs.

So he tried to sit down.

Took a knee.

And once he realized, and he's tall.

And he's tall.

So once he couldn't sit down,

he just laid down.

I think it looked like he was shot.

No, he just laid down.

And then she turned around, put her back to the kiss can.

But the friend, see, that's the other thing about...

Yep.

That's the other thing about

cheating now.

The friend that knows about the cheat has to be able to hold it down under any circumstance.

They couldn't.

Damn.

Because you just got caught like this.

No, the friend got caught too, making it look all stupid.

Well, what were we supposed to do?

The friend ain't even have to be there.

We already in danger zone.

You fucked up.

You fucked up.

What was the friend supposed to do?

The friend could have ignored them both.

It was too late, Joe.

She did not, it wasn't too late for her to not smile.

She was having a conversation.

Shorty turned her back and started talking to the friend, and now the friend is smiling because you're talking to me like, oh, Sherry Air.

Hold on, this camera.

Holy shit, these motherfuckers is over.

His life is not.

All right, hold up.

What are you talking about?

I turn and look at you like, oh, this is some bullshit.

What do you do, nigga?

I'm looking straight.

That's not obvious.

That's not what I'm doing.

what are you talking about i'm looking straight people don't have to know that i'm your man people don't have to know that we're friends

ice if that happened to ish the people that know i'm his friend would know i'm his friend this is not about those people This is about everybody else.

Okay.

So I don't know.

I don't know.

So no, I'm not.

You can't turn around and have a conversation with me and I'm having one back with him.

You done got the whole crew lit up now.

If your girl finds out that I know about you cheating.

So you care about yourself.

No, it just gives you more wiggle room in terms of how you want to approach it when you get back home.

But that friend doing that make it up, make the kiss cam makes it bad.

He's right.

He's right.

The friend doing that makes this situation like

back home makes it worse.

Dog, the kiss cam, I could play off like,

this is a one night.

I'm drunk.

It happened.

This was a mistake.

Never got.

The friend

doing that is like, oh, so you knew?

Oh, you're right.

And you be smiling in my face?

You're right.

Yeah, you're right.

Now I'm with you.

Yeah, she can't do that.

That is so much pressure to put on the friend to know what

side piece friend etiquette.

Well, that's why I got that.

Well, that's why guys.

Older guys, we're having a man meeting today.

We're having a man meeting today.

That's why guys don't typically, older men don't typically let their guy friends know when they cheat in the first place.

It's a protection.

Oh, okay.

All right.

Got it.

Got it.

Got it.

This was just a fucking weird situation all like, yo, if you're, if your dude.

Because she's a fucking employee.

If your dude is cool with your wife, she's the head of HR.

No, no, no.

I'm not talking about the side piece.

I'm talking about the friend of the side piece.

What the fuck is she doing there?

Was she a proxy?

Copeland.

No, no, no, no.

I mean, like, wait,

whoa, why ask her stand by?

You asked for five tickets.

I know I didn't pick ten.

But no, what's interesting is if they used her, if they used her to bring her as the third wheel, this is the reason why we're going.

Yeah, like the reason why she's there.

It's a company group outing kind of thing.

That's an option, yes.

This is not fair.

He thought he was smart.

Mel, you been.

Shut up.

Don't sit in cap in his pocket.

You identify.

Identify with us.

Don't sit here and be capping on his pocket.

I've definitely been.

I've been both.

The buffer.

I've been the buffer.

I've definitely been the buffer.

Actually.

Yo, you'll walk in with your man's side.

I've been all three.

I've been the wife.

See my girl somewhere she ain't supposed to be on the cameras.

I've been everybody in this scenario.

So,

yeah.

That's what it is.

Hey, yo,

Tiana Taylor brought me on stage.

I went and found every angle of that Tiana Taylor's office.

Crazy.

Mel, you've been that girl.

You know what I'm talking about this.

No, I've been brought you to cheat.

Or bitches have confided in you about them cheating.

You've been aware of a cheat and knew the man.

Like, don't today, this episode, can we just be our honest selves?

Like, we don't have to do this.

Well, at least for this segment, we got to unplug the mics, man.

We have to go unplugged.

Everybody, that's that's the one of your homegirls is fucking with a dude,

right?

You know, the dude has somebody else, or you know, she has somebody else.

You just out as the third wheel.

All three of us are at dinner.

So now I have plausible deniability that's why that person is here.

What you talking about?

That's your role in that.

The third wheel, the cheat date, ain't so bad, too, sometimes.

That could be a time.

We know, you know.

Yo, y'all niggas better update y'all cheat rules.

And listen, I don't cheat.

And my message is for y'all to not cheat.

In the event that you ignore the message, dog.

Do better.

Yes, yo.

It'd be chicks that I wanted to cheat with millions of years ago.

And

it's two ways to cheat.

It's tell them that you got a girl, or show them your Instagram where your girl's all over it, or keep your girl secret.

The

keep your girl a secret one

may seem safe, but it's dangerous.

That's the worst one.

It's the worst one.

I think it's the worst one.

I've never,

even when I was cheating back in the day, I'll tell you, I got a girlfriend.

That is the worst one.

Either you're going to play or you're not.

You're giving her too much power.

You're going to play or you not?

That was my motto.

Like, yo, fam, if you see me Christmas Eve in the mall with my girl.

Yeah, that's my motto.

Sam, you know, I have a girlfriend.

I've never led you astray in this particular situation.

You know, I got a girl.

Once the girl said, yo, let's go to dinner.

I was done with it.

She was no longer a cheat option.

Anytime the girl wanted to be seen in public somewhere knowing that I had a girl,

you can't be the cheat option anymore.

That's a good point

and the irony yes and no the irony in it is i see i see it from your perspective one of the most important things that you look for in a relationship is trust

whether that be with your significant other

or the person that you're cheating on your significant other with you do want some level of trust indeed yeah indeed anyway well see joe famous mel you famous you guys have been famous for a long time

but regular joe schmo can go on a date with the girl like not really because if you're going on a date in your town in your city there is a there is a very high percentage of chance that somebody is going it's murphy's law it's whatever can happen will happen

y'all are talking from famous yeah y'all talking from famous perspectives that you're gonna be seen and recognized and noticed some nigga that's from wayne can go cheat in mountainside i wouldn't though.

He can.

He could.

You get what I'm saying?

With pretty good probability that he could get it off.

Yeah, that's true.

You get what I'm saying?

You could cheat.

If he ain't known like that, then Wayne.

Yeah, it depends on the person.

Because someone like you, Ish, you were popular before being famous.

Like, you probably got to move a little more carefully.

Nobody knows the nigga.

Yeah, you can get caught.

The fucked up part is the internet went and found the wife.

Oh, yeah.

Immediately.

And she took her last name.

The wife changed the last name on her Facebook page within seconds.

And because I got a heart and I watched This Is Us,

I start to humanize with the wife.

She was home with the three beautiful kids making content in the kitchen.

The kitchen was

the kitchen looked like what the, well, she, I'm not saying she is, but she was making content with her three children.

She's a beautiful ivory lady.

The kitchen looked like ghost kitchen from power.

So, so fuck when you famous, when you the CEO and you married, and she could walk away with everything.

I'm not doing that at the Cold Play concert.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Hey, the Kiss Cam.

Annie made a move real quick.

She just got hired in November.

Oh, dude.

Yeah.

She's a fairly new hire.

That shit kicked off quick.

Oh, she's a mouth warrior.

She's a warrior.

Probably got a couple of bonuses to

eight months.

She ain't look as good as a wife.

That might be how she got the job.

He might have.

That's fucked up, though.

She ain't looking as good as a wife.

Does your work wife have to?

See, I want to know the work wife rules.

See, I never had a job.

Work wife rules got to maybe be there.

Yo, I ain't going to love it.

Nah, now I'm on the other side.

If I got a work wife, I'm hugging my bitch, and I'm cuffing that pussy while I'm out at the cold play concern.

My wife's gonna have to deal with it.

If I got a work wife,

if I'm the CEO with a work wife, then I need my wife need to know I got a work wife.

Yo, the term.

I wouldn't move in secret.

Work wife.

Yes, you would.

No, it's here.

Especially me, the CEO.

Ask the fucking work.

I'm not supposed to actually be fucking your work husband or wife.

Yeah, you would if you're the CEO.

Yeah, the term work wife or work husband power dynamics.

Yo, remember?

Yes.

I hear you.

I just think that communication is key.

If I have someone at work that I'm flyer with than the rest of the people at work, I'm telling my girl.

Yeah, but you're not,

but you're not doing this at the Cold Play show with her either.

Yeah.

Like work wife, a lot of times don't really

if my finances can't play a part in what my wife will put up with.

Your finances.

And that's why we need to really put certain words in the preno.

But

the part you keep missing.

No, you know I'm with that.

I know you with that, but the part you keep missing, you fucking with somebody that worked for you.

So all your finances are in jeopardy right now, anyway.

That's what I keep telling you.

Oh,

oh, I hate.

No, what did that term?

Oh,

nobody never used that term in a Hugh Hefner conversation.

Ever.

No, no, no.

Never heard of that.

Power dynamic until black dudes started fucking some power.

So we got it by staff.

I think it was a YC era.

Yeah, it was hashtag Me Too.

Hashtag time stuff.

Yes, it was.

It was a Me Too shit.

Yes.

And keep in mind.

Not shit.

Yeah.

Keep in mind that shit was coined back in 2006.

So it's been around for a while.

Mel, if you had that job, you wouldn't want to fuck your boss.

See, I don't understand some of this shit as if I was a girl.

I'm going to fuck the boss.

And he's taking me to the concert

with his wife.

I mean, well, why?

And I'm awaiting that bitch when the kids go, hey, bitch.

I would be the messiest side wife

No you wouldn't No you wouldn't you two you two uh

discreet I'd be fucking the boss

you might be fucking the boss

level of self-preservation would mean I know my role This nigga's putting me in the condo over here.

This nigga might have bought me a career

I'm gonna hold it down for my own self-preservation

because I could run my mouth and then all that's over tomorrow That ain't the type of hoe I would be I'm going to sit there and watch you white out some names in that will or

pen.

That comes with discretion.

That's coming in.

That ain't biding your time.

That comes with discretion.

That ain't out the gate.

Oh, yeah, then I'm going to hold it down.

Yeah.

That's what you're talking about.

That's my point.

But if you do wrong by me.

Oh, Lord.

Well, that's usually what happens.

That's why I'm not.

And I'm going to burn complex down.

If you do wrong by me.

And that's where niggas get caught up.

Because that's like I said.

Then you give me a shit.

You giving shorty too much to me.

You are my boss doing that to me.

Yep.

And I wasn't so so comfortable that night either.

I had goosebumps.

I was pulling away from it.

Look at the video.

I was pulling away.

I was already had a couple glasses of champagne that he gave me.

And I don't remember what happened.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

He gave me the champagne when I walked in.

Yeah, yes, he did.

Yes, he did.

He had it right here.

Here you go.

I don't know what was in it.

It was sick.

This is how ugly that is.

That's the smoothest.

You could be the smoothest nigga in the world.

Yo, let's go to the cold play.

You want something from the concession stand?

All right, I'll be right back.

That smooth could turn into.

He gave me some shit.

And it's a papa dynamic.

and he took me he took me to the car he put his big thumb in me

oh my that sauerkraut tasted funny he came back with a glizzy with something in the mustard that's crazy so i don't know if the no i don't know if the the the the statement that came out is real or fake fake it is fake yeah they said it was fake

oh because i what was the statement i don't care

what was the statement you want to hear the fake shit

might be some fly fake word i liked that it's a fake shit.

Fuck it.

Who was it from?

Allegedly.

Him.

The CEO.

Oh, yeah.

Definitely want to hear it.

You got it.

No, you want me to vote it.

Help me out because they're trying to scrub it since they want to hopefully fake.

But niggas' PR team has jumped on that shit so fast.

His name's Andy Cohen.

I don't need his name, girl.

Oh, he's Jewish, too.

They all Jewish.

Oh, man.

Oh, he's Jewish.

He's saying, oh, he's Jewish.

Give him a handy.

Yo, you're so cute.

All right, let's see.

Here we go.

I beat Mel Mel.

You can get it.

I got it.

I found it.

It's too late.

I found the room.

All right, go ahead.

Oops.

You got it.

She got it.

Go ahead, Mel.

Real.

You can't see it.

She got it.

She can't see.

He can't find it.

Okay, I want to acknowledge.

I got it.

I got it.

I got it.

I want to acknowledge the moment that's been circulating online.

Come on, girl.

Come on, girl.

We don't have time for that.

This is a big broadcast.

I want to acknowledge the moment that's been circulating online and the disappointment it's caused.

Mel, you really need to do that.

Words are like...

We got a girl.

What was supposed to be a night of music and joy turned into a deeply personal mistake playing out on a very public stage.

I want to sincerely apologize to my wife, my family, and the team at Astronomer.

You deserve better from me as a partner, as a father, and as a leader.

That's pretty good fake.

This is not...

No, he's killing this shit.

That shit ain't fake, nigga.

This is not who I want to be or how I want to represent the company I helped build.

I'm taking time to reflect, to take accountability, and to figure out the next steps, personally and professionally.

I ask for privacy as I navigate that process.

Navigation.

It's always the navigation.

I also want to express how troubling it is that what should have been a private moment became public without my consent.

I respect artists and entertainers, but I hope we can all think more deeply about the impact of turning

someone else's life into a spectacle.

Oh, yes.

Move that blame.

This is good.

Astronomers Public.

It's a public company.

Where they at right now?

$1.61.

Stop.

Oh, he can't cheat in public.

Stop playing with me, darling.

He can't cheat in public.

Stop playing with me, my nigga.

What's wrong with him?

Nigga, he can't even be at the Conflict concert.

Yo, that's cool.

A buck?

Ain't this one?

I thought this was one of the top companies in the world or some shit.

No.

I don't care.

He's still a publicly traded company, so you still gotta investors and stockholders and all that shit, nigga.

You have to tell me.

It's to your family and your three children, yo.

Ghosts.

There got to be a new way to cheat.

It got to be a new way to...

to get your rocks off.

Whatever rock you get off in cheating, there got to be a legit way to do that.

Do it like ghosts.

Talk to your wife about your freaky side, nigga, about your kinks, nigga.

I had to do it.

Shit.

Shit.

Really?

Yeah, you should have to talk if you think you're never going to stop looking at other women.

You should have that.

Well, looking is different from, you know,

would you call it nut to butt?

Well, no, I'm not going to be nut tot.

That's all I was saying.

But I mean, if I'm never going to stop looking at women, and you may be into women, then at some point in the future, those

roles.

They should intercept.

They should be.

They should.

And that may be an uncomfortable conversation after.

That's all.

That's all I'm saying.

Or not.

Listen, I should go to my damn roll.

It ain't.

Listen, it ain't not comfortable at all.

Hello.

Hello.

Anyway.

Did we cover that?

I think I did.

We might have to.

Hey, cheat at your own risk, dog.

Cheat responsibly.

And I wasn't a summertime cheater, too, now.

You say you work?

Nah.

Nah.

Nah.

Not in the summer.

Why?

Everybody outside.

Everybody outside on Sunday.

You bumping into somebody on the Humble with the car wash, at the mechanic.

That was what I was saying.

At the Benz dealership.

You just run into somebody wherever.

That's that.

Talking from things.

Yeah, a different, different.

Yeah.

We've been famous.

That's what he's been saying.

That's what I'm saying.

I have not been shit.

I know.

That's right.

I haven't been shit.

Your rules is different.

That's the point.

Your rules are different.

Man, how would you cheat today?

My last question.

Nigga, that promenade right there with some Haagen-Daws

used to be the cheat spot.

What are you talking about?

No, he is such a bird, but he's right.

He's right, but he's a bird.

Nigga, I remember before any of these builders was here, I was holding hands on that promenade.

That Haagen Dawson and that restaurant right next to it was dead.

Fucking what?

Nigga, this is so nice.

Yeah, those are the first dumplings over here.

Yeah.

Anyway,

Mel, I would hide in plain sight.

What does that mean?

What does that mean?

It means I would.

Yes, you can.

I mean, you.

Yes, you can.

I take your word for it.

You can.

I didn't think you could.

You can hide in plain sight.

You think you got

with all that body?

Yes.

The joke, girl.

Relax.

Just sit down.

Sit up.

Sit out, girl.

Body shape.

Girls be so light.

So stupid.

Yo, man, they got me, man.

What's up, Flip?

Welcome.

Welcome.

Welcome to the show.

Make some noise for Flip.

That's sarcasm.

That's sarcasm.

We're flip test.

They got my wallet, man.

I lost my wallet in the Bronx.

It was racking it up.

I just found out this morning looking for it.

I tried to go into the bank.

Come to find out Chase no longer gives credit debit cards instantly.

They chased you out.

They chased me out.

They chased them out.

I thought because it was a business.

It was racking up.

How much they spent?

$1,200?

Not like $700, but I'm tight.

Yo,

what?

I was playing.

Nigga, $700.

homes.

And now, my wife texting me, asking me questions.

Why you was in the Bronx?

Because I sent the screenshot, yo, they got me.

What you was doing and stuff like that.

It's a bunch going on.

So I got here, but I was in the room on the phone with Chase.

Content.

No, well, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I was having a meeting in the Bronx yesterday.

All right.

Well, the topic that we're on right this second is the

similar.

Yo, watch your fucking mouth.

Watch your man.

Don't try to.

Hey, yo.

When you be cutting your man's off like that, people, I don't like it.

We don't like it.

I came here in stress, and seeing you guys made me happy.

At least you could just let me get it off.

I lost my first time in a year.

I lost my Gucci wallet.

I lost my ID.

Well, you lost your Gucci wallet?

I didn't know what the Gucci wallet.

And your ID.

The old one with the snake.

That was a favor.

Okay.

Well, we put a stop to the.

We did.

Thank you for giving me the time.

Whoa, you got the

okay.

They racking you up.

The biggest is cleaning you up.

They took you from pickety plaque to babao, nigga.

Cactus.

Thank you.

They clean her up.

You didn't buy those shoes.

She looks great.

She looks great.

She looks summertime glow.

Yes.

Mm-hmm.

Hide in plain sight.

We were asking Flip what his opinion is on the whole CEO thing.

Did you see what I saw it?

Okay.

Any thoughts?

I agree with Joe.

I mean,

you got to just be careful where you do things at, man.

You got to be careful.

All that hiding place,

the least place you expect to get caught, you're going to get caught.

The Bronx.

I got caught dealt with.

I might have got caught in every borough.

Now that I think about it.

Like seeing somebody seen you and report it to your girl?

Huh?

Oh, yeah.

Is the strip club in Brooklyn?

Not anymore.

It was lust.

It was It was lust.

Jaguars, lust.

Yeah, lust.

Lust.

Jaguars.

Never.

Niggas play.

No, no.

The niggas was in Jaguars.

It's not your button.

Yeah.

Lust and Jaguars in the same spot.

I was in Lust.

I was in Lust.

That's where I was.

Was it like Greenhouse and Whip?

No.

Well, you said they were side by side.

What the fuck?

No.

Like, Jaguars turned into Lust.

The demographic is different.

Nigga, I was in a strip club in my bag with some some bitch I shouldn't have been in my bag with one night a lot of years ago, maybe four years ago.

Might have been four or five years ago.

My girl had to drop on me, but I didn't know this before I knew that she was Inspector Gadget.

This is when I thought my normal lives could work.

She started texting me like she was none of the wiser.

Hey, who you with?

Who you with?

What are you doing?

Imani.

Laid it out.

Somehow laughing lift up.

Oh, but the gang was celebrating my man birthday.

I mean, we just out here.

It's me, the niggas.

You say, really?

It's no girls?

Oh, shit.

Question one, I would have already know.

Yup, that's it right there.

That's it right there.

Yeah, few.

Yup.

But when you in your bag, you're just trying to get your girl.

I didn't see you.

When you in the midst of a line, I ask you a question like that.

She knows that she asks

a line up.

No girls are with you.

Nobody with no.

None of that came with us.

Like, nobody I know.

Like, my man might have broke out a little piece with him or something like that.

But, you know, I mean, it's light,

it's quiet, then the cloud popped up.

Oh, yeah,

the dot start going, then it went away and came back again.

That's when you start to shoot on yourself.

Oh, fuck.

But you know, this motherfucker sent me a picture of me and the bitch.

And she must have zoomed in on the picture and took that picture and sent it to me.

Crop.

It was grainy, but it was me.

So could you figure out

who took it?

Nah.

Look, who that nigga?

Well, then I had to get angry.

That's all you can do

once you're caught.

You just flip it.

Once you caught, you just gotta get mad.

Simone Bows coming.

We're gonna gym this way.

Yo, yo, trust me.

No, man.

Happy anniversary to my baby.

We've been there.

She is today, six years.

Congratulations, Joe.

Shout out to you.

Shout out to Anger.

What else needs our attention?

Troy Ave.

Troy Avenue.

My man.

Troy Ave.

Troy Ave and his man was coming from somewhere.

They was in a car.

Video came out.

They both got out the car.

You see a dude in black tiptoeing behind the car, pulls out on his man.

Troy pulls out.

Bong, bong, bong, shoots at homeboy.

Homeboy either runs or falls to the ground.

I wasn't invested enough to stay and see what happened to homeboy.

But that was the video that came out with a long caption from his man about, yo,

me and Troy Abb, we was coming from here and he saved my life because this dude ran up on me at the Trump.

And without Troy Abb, I probably wouldn't even be here right now.

Yada, yada, yada, yada, yada.

This is the point where I'm tossing to Ice.

A relevant Troy Ave expert.

Oh, yeah, Ice

was there from the start from the book bags and the Twitter advocacy.

Before that, I didn't have a Twitter avenue.

That's true.

I hosted his first mixtape.

Yeah.

I saw the same video.

At first,

I questioned everything on the internet.

And then I saw a report come out that I think it said TMZ

confirmed that there were no police calls in that area.

And they spoke to someone associated with his man's who confirmed that this was staged.

I haven't seen it sounds like it's staged like who would have been the one filming it no it was like a um ring camera security camera

recorded security camera pulled as the car pulled up in front of the the garage whatever

I don't know bro it makes sense to say it was staged

why

because Troy Ave is a felon you're a felon shooting a gun he's not supposed to have a gun So why what's the game?

And he's not supposed to shoot a gun, nor was this man supposed to get on the internet and say Troy Ave saved my life.

I guess my question is then why bother staging it?

Like, what's what?

I don't think it's staged.

That's the point I'm making.

I'm going to say it's stage two.

No, that's fake.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

All right.

I'm seeing all the layers here.

Got it.

Got it.

Got it.

Got it.

I don't believe for one second that that thing is staged.

I mean, if Troy Ave needs us to say it was staged, then I'm going to say it too.

Yeah.

It was staged.

Definitely was staged.

It was staged.

But

I mean,

do we know Troy Ave to normally stage

clout chaser type of things with Troy Ave?

We've known for a little while.

No.

It maybe gave a lot of things.

It never gave Clout Chaser from Troy Ave.

And the fact that he wasn't the one even saying nothing about it.

Like the Clout Chaser is usually, they running around

highlighting it or something.

He ain't said shit.

And all we know about Troy Ave is that if thrust into that position,

That may be the position he would take if this were not staged.

So

I see people clowning him.

Oh, Cloud Chaser, fake ass, bumpy ass nigga.

You figured shoot it, you figure shooter.

Say what you want.

Yeah, you're right.

I picked the shoot.

I'm busy.

I ain't clout.

I'm chasing.

Free.

Talk to his king, yo.

Free.

I was trying to get these followers.

I'll drop a big record.

Yeah, this is promotion my new single.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I'll drop something quick, anything.

Yeah, TMZ reporting.

Just shut up, TMZ.

How the fuck TMZ knows something?

Yeah, nah.

How does TMZ know something?

Because someone told him something.

For some money, you go.

It was fake.

I'm rolling.

Yeah, it's fake.

I'm rolling.

Super fake.

Yeah, it was fake.

Troy App, stop doing that shit, man.

Stop fake.

Stop faking shootout for clout.

That's not nice.

I got to tell you guys about the show, man.

Which show did you go to?

I went to the Wu-Tang show at MSG.

Hey, it looked amazing.

It was,

I don't want to be a prisoner of the moment, but it might have been the best hip-hop concert I've ever been to in my entire life.

That's a big statement.

I've been doing a lot.

I mean, that and the pop-out would be one and two.

Like, really?

Heads and toes, yeah.

What made it so great?

Obviously, other than the

obviously, I'm a gigantic Wu-Tang fan.

So, that was cool.

It starts out, Rizza comes out, there's like some orchestra shit, and he does that verse-ish that you sent me before, which was from Impossible on Wu-Tang Forever, but he kind of remixed some words to make it applicable to today's

political climate.

And then they just proceed to go right into Bring the Ruckus and essentially do 36 chambers straight through.

The entire clunky body is there.

Everyone's there.

And they bring them out kind of as they pop up on the album right down the row.

And then they break off into individual sets.

They do Jizzle Liquid Swords for two or three songs.

They do Methamantic Cal for a couple songs.

They do Purple Tape for a couple songs.

Ghost of, you know, everyone gets their moment to shine.

That sounds insane already.

It was absolutely incredible.

He brought out

Havoc.

He did shook ones, the whole record straight through.

We, the crowd, were Prodigy.

I'll just do it.

On top of him being Prodigy.

I mean, the whole crowd, bro.

I can't believe I can still talk.

Like, the whole crowd's rapping the entire time because they're doing all classic.

There was no sneaky records in there, at least that I can remember.

It's nothing but the

classicest of classic records.

And this is real fandom.

Bro,

this was the other part that blew me away:

I think in all my concerts in my entire life, I have never seen branding in merch like this.

Wu-Tang brand is worldwide.

The entire MSG, however many 15,020,000 people, whatever it is, has some level of Wu-Tang logo on them.

Wow.

Sneakers, shirts.

They're selling shirts.

Girls I follow.

Wu-Tang wasn't just merch.

Wu-Tang was clothes.

Yeah, Wu-Wey.

Yeah, Wu-Way.

Yeah, and I'm talking about even like with Rock.

Like, the only band maybe that could compete is like the Grateful Dead with the tie-dye dance and bear shit.

Like, I have never seen no shit like this in terms of merch.

Like,

literally 90% of the crowd was wearing some form of Wu-Tang merch.

Is Wu-Tang the biggest hip-hop logo?

Brand?

Yes.

Yes, that logo.

Brand.

Yes, yes.

That's the brand.

Worldwide.

Yes.

It has to be.

I didn't see nothing.

I don't even think exactly what he described.

I've seen footage from Sweden and fucking

germany like you know i'm saying they do that all the way around the world and look just like that true who's second

run dmcro

oh run dmc maybe

but i don't know if it lasted as long

i'm just in recognizable brand or label you see that wu-tang

wu-tang got leaps and bounds over whoever's second yeah yes it's leaps and bounds second is you could do all of the labor

but it's not

even close.

Yeah, that's interesting to me.

Everyone sounded really, really good for the most part.

Jizza sounded like he hasn't rapped in a little while, but he still sounded like him.

It was just like his timing.

And that could have been a monitoring thing, too.

They had a live band backing up the original beats, so that was fire.

The sound was good.

We were right next to the soundboard, and we were on like a little riser, so we're above the floor crowd.

Best seats in the house.

Best seat in the house.

Always the riser.

By far, yeah.

Always the riser.

A little riser right by the sound.

Right behind the soundboard.

Yeah.

Yep.

Or in front, front, whatever, but right there.

Yeah.

Who'd you go with?

Basically,

my wedding party.

For the most part, outside of the people that couldn't make it.

Was the high school friend there?

No.

I'm just checking.

Zeke and Alley Cat, Pinio.

My family essentially.

We grew up listening to Wu-Tang our entire lives.

You know what I mean?

So we're just sitting there fucking rapping.

From the bottom.

Screaming like crazy.

Screaming.

It was the best shit in the entire planet.

All right, so what song was the the peak for you?

What song was the

high of highs?

Ooh.

I mean,

I think they ended on cream and triumph, which is hard to.

Oh, triumph.

I was thinking of triumph.

I thought I had to break a bottom with Stash Minneapolis.

They're trying.

Triumph.

Cream too.

They did right back at you from Bob D2.

That also went.

You know what I'm saying?

I was hoping that Nas would show up.

I think he's the biggest.

You know what I'm saying?

That was the whole thing.

Oh, my God.

If he would have came out and did verbal intercourse, it would have been mayhem.

And I'm sure that was probably in the stars, but I think he's got a residency going.

He's got his residency going right now.

Yeah, Lil' Kim came out.

Big Daddy Kane came out.

Slick Rick came out.

Mary didn't come out.

I thought she was going to, but I saw something.

She might have popped up somewhere else, but she didn't pop up.

I saw some shit with Matt and Mary.

Oh, and they had fucking Blue Raspberry, the singer girl that was on all the classic records, was there, and she was bodying it.

She sounded amazing.

Bruh, absolutely.

And Run the Jewels opened up, which was also fired.

Wow.

Yeah.

This is hip-hop, hip-hop.

Sorry, that mad, mad pod fans in there.

Of course.

Nothing but love.

Salute, salute.

Awesome, man.

That is great.

It was a good time.

Shout out to Wool.

I was up at six in the morning listening to Ray Kwan's album on the balcony.

Got some joints out there.

Shout out to the Griselda boys on there.

Yeah, Nas.

So Nas record was tough on that.

Deck.

Deck.

Deck sounded good on that.

That's the first time he sounded like Deck to me in a little while.

No disrespect to Deck.

I understand exactly what you're saying.

Like, his voice got deeper or something as of late, and he kind of had his old tone.

Because if you're not used to it, when he comes on, it's like, is that Deck?

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, you got some joints in there.

Shout out to Ray.

Shout out to Wu-Tang.

Shout out to Tyler, the creator, at the garden tonight.

Well, last night, by the time you're here, and he's like, oh, Redman was there, too.

I forgot Nick Jersey.

My God,

let's go.

But yeah, Tyler has now been at MSG all week.

Yeah, and Barclays.

And Barclays.

Yeah.

We go to that Prudential.

We're going to Prudential.

Yeah, for sure.

When?

The 27th?

Yeah.

Next next week.

My little sister is going tonight.

She cried.

Yeah,

we in there.

Yo, the younger generation really loves Tyler, I've learned.

Yeah.

Like, my wife works in elementary school, and she's like, Tyler's their favorite.

Yeah, I'm still trying to do the psychology on how my little sister, who's 11,

loves him the way that she does.

I love that.

Me too.

I think it's fire.

When did it happen?

I think it was the watch your whole life.

I think it was the Grinch thing, I think that had a part in it.

He did that whole soundtrack for the Grinch,

and I wouldn't be surprised if that had a little bit of an effect on it.

And he's also like an entertaining, cartoony at times kind of character, especially as a player.

Animated.

Yeah, I could see it.

It makes sense.

Shout out to Tyler, man.

Listen, we wasn't working until late Tuesday.

I would have came by, and I might try to crash my sister's shit tonight.

So we'll see.

We'll see how that goes.

Yo, it's been a great year for shows, man.

Yes.

Horrible year for released music, but an amazing year for tours, and I'm going to keep taking advantage of it.

I'm going to all these fucking shows all year.

I told you I'm going everything.

I'm going down to go catch Nellie and Ja.

Oh, where?

Hell yeah.

Where at?

PNC in upcentral Jersey.

What part of Jersey?

PNC.

PNC.

Homedale.

Homedale.

South Jersey.

No, it ain't that far.

Maybe like exit 100.

I'm not sure why I'm seeing Nelly.

It's next weekend.

Nellie and Ja.

It's like exit 100.

117.

I don't care what you kids on TikTok is talking about.

I saw that.

Somebody hit me about a JairuCon and said, I'm nigga.

Oh, nigga,

that's an age thing.

He's also incredible.

We all saw him live when he did the verses.

Joe, he's incredible live.

He sounds exactly the first time.

He got the fucking record.

All the records.

Words.

And going to bring them out.

And is in better shape than he was back then so he can run around more.

And you wore shit.

Shout out to Ja.

Shout out to everybody.

Shout out to the old show.

She's on the show.

This is the summer.

And I don't want to shit on releases for the year because I think from now moving forward, we're going to get a tendency to.

Yeah.

Freddie Gibbs.

Yeah.

Alfredo 2.

Can't wait.

I think that's July 22nd.

Something like that.

Division announced that I'm excited about.

So,

yeah, I'm not going to sleep on the releases to come.

Somebody else fire announced, but we'll get to it.

Yeah, yeah.

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Aaron Boone is the first baseball manager I've seen all-star, ruin the all-star game with bad managing.

I've been calling for Aaron Boone to be fired as Yankees manager for at least three years.

Some people say Brian Cashman needs to go too.

But for the first time ever in the Baseball World Series, when the game is tied at the end, they do a hitoff.

Aaron Boone, whoever he put up there to do the hitoff, lost.

He's under fire because Aaron Judge is on his team.

I was about to say, Aaron Judge is on your team.

And money that won the home run derby the night before, two nights before, is on his team.

So whoever he put up there.

Wasn't one of them two.

No.

And the other nigga been on fire all night.

Whack, whack, whack.

Three quick ones game over.

Aaron Boone is a bum.

And And that's all I got for the baseball all-star game.

That was a mess.

It was absolutely atrocious.

Dame Lillard, back to Portland.

Back to Portland.

That was interesting.

Want us to make some noise.

I like it.

I like it.

Get him out of the East.

Let's make some noise.

We got to return.

What?

You don't want to make noise?

No, I clock.

But you made a face.

It's a good story.

It's a good story.

No, he, from what I understood, he never wanted to leave Portland.

Yeah.

They just wouldn't put players around him.

And at some point, you got to want to win.

You want to win and leave your name and legacy on the game.

So if he's happy, I'm happy.

I just know they ain't going to be shit, unfortunately.

I'm not so sure about that either.

Not shit.

They could potentially be a playing team.

One of the brightest stars out there, they sent away.

The kid Anthony Simon.

That went to Boston.

Okay, but...

I think they had a decent draft.

All the players that they sent away in the Dane Lillard trade are still on the team.

They got Drew Holiday.

They got Dame Lillard.

They got the big Chinese

Joker.

They got him.

They got that other big boy from last year, the white boy, the big center kid.

They got bodies.

They have bodies.

We'll see how it'll see how it plays out.

Dame is a friend of the show.

We absolutely love him, so we support him in anything that he does.

And this highlights the whole niggas want their money more than the ring thing to me.

Niggas want their money.

I think he got 42 mil a year.

I don't know.

It's three years,

three years, 100 and something million.

I think think that they want the money initially, and then you want to win.

And then if you're not winning, I'm going to go back to the money.

I'm going to get my fetty.

Yeah, I'm going to make some money.

I think Dame Lillard, between

the Bucks and Portland, he's making 70 mil this year.

Shout out to Dame Lillard.

Thank you.

That's how you do that.

I'll take it.

Indeed.

I'll take it.

What else?

What else we got?

Anything in music?

I told y'all Ray Kwan dropped.

I got to about track 12 or 13 on a 19 track.

There was a lot of tracks on that album.

Yeah, it was.

But I got the round track 12.

It was pretty good, but that's not why I bring up the music portion of this show.

I want y'all to hear Tommy Richmond's new song.

Oh boy, I can't wait.

It's my favorite section.

G, G Whitakers.

I didn't buy it.

I'm streaming this.

Check it out.

Y'all did this.

It's good for y'all.

Look what y'all got happening in studios across the world.

I'm going to fuck y'all up out there for making Tommy Richmond a thing.

I like this beat.

Watch what he do to it.

I see what he was trying to do here.

I don't.

I do.

I do.

He's giving like...

He's trying to be Justin a little bit, but

he's also giving like tuxedo vibes.

Justin with Brett.

Yeah.

Which tuxedo vibes?

Jake 1 and

Bear Hawthorne?

Yeah.

Chuck to the.

Share that shit.

Because they did it right.

Yeah, they did it right.

Tommy Richmond, you know what I'm saying?

That beat fire, though.

Shit sound like beat fire.

You niggas is wasting precious studio time

across the country.

Hard drive spaces.

All across America, yo.

Some poor engineer has to sit there and listen to your instructions while watching you burden.

Yeah.

Engineer sitting there on his 19th cup of coffee listening to you record this trash.

Yo, shout out to the engineers, yo.

Yeah, that's a tough one to sit through right there.

I ain't gonna hold you.

For all of the bad songs y'all think y'all hear as fans, there are millions more that you missed.

The ones that didn't make the cut.

Yeah.

Should have never been cut.

Yo, you wouldn't sit there?

No, Absolutely not.

I was extraordinarily picky with people I worked with.

Still am.

Really?

I'm not doing it.

I don't care about the money.

I'm cool.

I can't sit through that.

Oh, that's that good white privilege.

I'm angry with my private.

I was okay with green privilege.

I was okay with being poor.

That's like, I didn't care.

I'm not doing that.

No.

I think he's telling the truth.

I know he might be.

I know he might be.

I remember the one time that it did happen, I was immediately on the phone with the studio managers.

Like, yo, don't ever do this again.

Parks will go record like

Pharaoh Monch for three weeks.

Yeah,

Pharaoh Manchester.

Shout out to Farrell.

You tried to do this shit.

Yeah, man.

Shout out to Monsch.

Yeah, absolutely not.

That shit was terrible.

Anything else in new music?

Y'all want to listen to people?

It was kind of by a week.

What else did I say?

I saw some shit that dropped, but not worth it.

I like the Tyler record.

Oh, Benny dropped another summer EP kind of short album vibe, Summertime Bush 2.

I didn't listen to it all the way through yet, so I have no deep dive.

I haven't heard it yet.

Joyner Lucas dropped something I haven't heard it yet.

They said Joyner Lucas Project is crazy.

I haven't heard it, but everybody keeps hitting me saying to listen to it.

I'm going to listen to it.

I like Joyner.

They said it's fine.

I'll listen to it if they pay me.

I'll say good things about it if they pay me.

For real, seriously.

If it's fire shit on there, pay me, and I will come in here and say it.

Other than that, I'm done giving my opinion on just niggas that got a budget.

Let's go, go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

Let's go, though.

I like Tyler songs.

Is it the video

that I came with?

Was the moment that they're coming to the video?

Huh?

No, I didn't see the video.

She's fucking 17.

I don't look at those girls with that.

That's 10.

Nope.

They ain't drinking me.

Dancing alone to be right.

Wait a minute.

I can't leave.

Wait a minute.

Hey.

I can't leave.

Dancing alone to be right.

Wanna get it right with you?

That big choir shit.

Anytime that happens, I like the song.

Anytime you put that little choir in there with that effect, I like the song.

Sorry, Sorry.

Oh, man.

Shout out to Tyler.

That's all tough.

I ain't got some tough.

Little East African.

Go ahead.

Go ahead, girl.

I'm going to be easy with Tyler.

Just acknowledge the record.

Just acknowledge the record.

I want to smoke.

I don't want to smoke.

I fuck with Tyler music.

I do fuck with Tyler.

I know we on music, but you good, man.

Like, your pockets?

You good?

You keep

doing a lot of learning.

dog.

You dog whistle it to a lot of shit.

I think, yo, you niggas got, but you said it last part.

I ain't catch on.

You said I'm going to take the seven piece to promo record.

Now you doing it again.

Are you good?

Yo, shot it, come out.

Like, what are we doing?

What happened?

Joe, that trip cannot be that.

No, it can be that expensive.

I'm tapped.

How many people going on that trip, real quick?

You can't see it.

I want to know the details later.

Eight.

Eight.

Eight.

Her three kids, my two kids, and my little sister.

They got his birthday party coming.

Okay, my birthday party, which I wouldn't even, I'm not even telling nobody what to

ask.

Really?

So you got the spot that you were inquiring about?

I have the spot.

Yeah.

I told y'all.

Yeah, thank you.

Bitch, not buying none of that.

What's the, do we have a dress code yet?

Oh, you said he lying about being popped.

It's an act.

He probably sent the bread out and got caught.

Hey.

He probably was set the bread.

Oh, I got it.

Okay.

He He keeping the act going.

We was just talking about that.

We was talking about keeping the act going.

You bodying it.

You had me fooled.

Don't listen to him.

I don't want to send it myself.

I'm popped.

I'm popped.

As long as I've been there, I never heard of that.

Then the Knicks pulled a little trick on me.

I ain't going to hold you, boy.

These motherfuckers.

They see a mark coming, though.

Everybody saw the numbers.

The leak.

See it work in your favor, and then it don't.

It don't.

Oh, they don't.

Thank God.

I see the other side, it do.

Thank God I told the Times what each of us is making.

You can stop with that.

Oh, man, it'll be out next week.

Go ahead with that.

I hope you did.

I did.

So these niggas can leave me alone thinking I got some spanky.

Oh, no, you got some spanky.

Yeah, right.

What's the final numbers on it?

That's the issue of these, and then we can move on.

Yeah.

It ain't no final.

It's still so.

No, but final as today, if you cut it off right this second since inception, what's this been?

What's it been?

Something.

I don't know the exact.

That rest in bitch face.

Niggas can bunch you in the face.

You don't know exactly.

You're going to eat it.

It don't have to be exact.

Ballpark.

Been cool.

Been cool.

It means it's been nice.

It means it's cool.

It's nice.

Autism week was.

Damn, you don't know.

You're not out.

I forgot.

You don't see none of that outside.

I forgot he was not

up right now.

You don't see that outside?

I forgot, not pandering, but I forgot that he was catering to

the different months.

Autism.

Breast cancer.

Breast cancer.

Autism.

Mental health months.

Mental

nigga, boy.

You embodying it.

You were bodying it.

I didn't even know some of them was months.

Yeah.

Yo, we were talking earlier before we got into this that I was supposed to get some stewed chicken, white rice, and beans from you last part.

Shade came.

I was over there talking.

You looked, yo, Aitran, I said, yo.

She told me what she made.

Now, she's Trinidadian, so I know what that tastes like.

So I said, Yo, let me get some.

You ignored me, went to the bathroom.

I waited by the door.

You ain't come out until I left.

And I ain't gonna lie to you.

You waited for some white rice

by a nigga's door.

No, meaning for him to come out.

Yeah, I wanted some food.

No, it was good.

It was some good food.

I ain't gonna hold you.

She a cook.

I love my girl, man.

Happy anniversary to my baby.

And listen,

when I'm doing what I got to do,

like when you...

Ain't tricking me.

No.

I know what you're talking about.

I can say it for you.

When you acting good, when you're not giving your girl stress.

My girl's the best girl in the world.

When I ain't cheating or sending inappropriate text or paying nobody's rent.

When you're not doing that.

When I'm not doing nothing I ain't supposed to be doing.

It's shit.

Oh my God, my girl is the greatest.

Happy house.

Happy wife, happy life.

Happy house, happy spouse.

It's really a thing as you go inside.

The air smells different.

The food is dead.

It's just when it's a good vibe.

Nigga, when I'm doing what I'm supposed to do,

I get in the shower.

My girl get in the shower.

Whip me.

Grab the loofah.

Pick my foot up off of the chair.

Get the scarfing off my foot.

Get the back heel.

Oh, my God.

Why did I cheat?

Why was I even doing what?

What was I looking for outside of the house?

We don't know.

Hey, we don't need anything.

Hey, when I'm treating my girl right, I wake up and just smell some shit in the kitchen.

Pency, like, baby, I'm going to Target.

If you need anything, I'm going to make sure the kids' closet and the kids have everything they need.

And the windows and the aroma 360, I changed the scent and was running a little low.

I'm like, yo, dog, why was I fucking that?

When you wake up to fresh lights,

yo, magic.

It ain't worth it to cheat.

Listen, we know you haven't been to the black house all the way.

It ain't worth it.

When you wake up to the fresh aroma of food.

Oh, my God.

You get the good food.

The Portuguese joint is different.

We talk about the black

shit, bacon, sausage, the mix of it, pour the pancakes.

You can smell the maple syrup, nigga.

You're living in this house for free.

Oh, my lord.

No, I don't feel that way.

Watch your fucking mouth.

What are you talking about?

What?

Are you going to do that to this?

Tell me.

Tell us.

Share with us.

What?

Because your house will look good.

You acting right, huh?

She made that good shepherd's pie.

Come on, boy.

Stop playing.

Hold on.

That's a short shepherd.

It's a Christian reasons, isn't it?

You know Shepard.

Corey's making inappropriate jokes.

He whispered to me: when you're living in the house for free, you better get up and cook.

I don't stand by that.

You've been giving me a job.

I don't stand by that, Corey.

Shit, the way it's done, I think itch might be living in the house for free.

I think it's gross.

You know them whites.

The answer.

That shit passed down.

Or it's money just stacking up on the sides.

It's reverse.

Sounds crazy.

Oh, my God.

Sounds amazing.

I would be cooking.

If my girl paid all the bills, she would get.

That's a fact.

She'll be waking up

crazy.

If your girl paid all the bills, your house wouldn't have been flooded.

That's not true.

That two don't got nothing to do with each other.

She had a good, the good pumps down that motherfucker.

What water?

Them porce.

He did some black people in.

The black people dumped it.

They had dark work on the side.

The whole ass duck.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He did his work.

Them white people, they'll play.

White people house don't flood.

You think white people's houses flood?

They got the tech building.

That was

seven of them, ish.

You know what I'm talking about, ish.

You ain't just see motherfuckers in Texas fucked up the river.

In Playingfield, they did too.

Nigga, Playingfield watched off all white towns.

Niggas was floating in the water.

Yo,

don't laugh at that.

That's fucked it off.

You gotta treat it right.

Treat your lady right.

No doubt.

Treat it like a lady.

I mean, when I treat my girl the wears both, and she, you know, on top, like, without a fight.

Like, well, that ain't no argument.

It don't be a debate.

She just get up there and start making faces and moaning and shit.

Like, yes.

Other bitch wasn't even moaning like this.

Hey.

The other bitch wasn't even.

Back in the day.

The other one wanted you to work.

Yeah.

The other one was so turned on by me, like, she wanted me to get in my duffel.

Like, yo, bed set for my girl.

That extra two inches of dick, nigga.

That's for my girl, bitch.

You crazy?

Fuck out of here, yo.

And that shit get tricky when you like big bitches.

It gets tricky because the big bitch on Instagram, when she show up, is bigger.

Like, your girl is the right size.

Man, some of them big bitches, y'all be thirsting over on the net.

I seen them bitches stand over me.

They blocked the sun.

They got them angles.

They got the girls right.

They had an angle.

Those bitches stood over me and was like, what's up?

It's about to be a long night now.

I'm like, yo, nah.

You got a pack of lunch, nigga.

Yeah, nigga.

Come on.

You move.

Move.

You move.

Move.

I can't.

I love my girl too much for this.

No, you got to do that.

I love my girl, yo.

Baby, I love you.

Y'all, happy anniversary.

We did that shit.

We did that shit.

Six years.

Six years indeed.

Anyway, I'm sure we'll get back to the topic at some point before this broadcast is over.

What else is important?

Don't let me pull out my phone.

I got some bullshit written down.

Let's see.

Oh,

wait a second.

The Espies.

Ah, yeah, the Espes.

Are you kidding me?

Dog, your man, our guy, Shane Gillis.

Oh, he owns the house.

He's the host.

Shane Gillis.

Shane Gillis was the host of the Espies.

I was sitting outside.

It was a beautiful night, Friday or Saturday night.

It was a beautiful night in New Jersey outside.

So I was sitting on my balcony and I was scrolling my phone.

I seen the first tweet pop up.

Yo, why did they let Shane Gillis on the stage?

I ignored it.

I got to find it.

Yeah, I ignored it.

That's enough to make me want to see it.

If I'd have known that.

The next

30 minutes.

30 minutes, maybe 20.

Oh, my God.

Somebody, please pull Shane Gillis off of this stage.

I seen some inappropriate joke.

I didn't realize it was from the SP.

Shane Gillis, they gave a 10-minute monologue

at the top of the SBs, and he went up there and said a bunch of jokes that you should not say.

And he caught a lot of heat for it.

He caught a lot of heat for it.

And I have some of those jokes here.

Please.

All right.

I will play them now.

Yes, we're ready.

I will play them now.

When Caitlin Clark retires from the WNBA, she's going to work at a waffle house so she can continue doing what she loves most, fistfighting black women.

Wait a second.

When Caitlin Fogan actually wanted me to be here to host this award show so that I could capture Adam Silver because Joe thinks he's an alien, and Donald Trump wanted me to be here to capture Juan Soto for the same reason.

Oh shit.

An alien joke.

Donald Trump wants to stage a UFC fight on the White House lawn.

The last time he staged a fight in D.C., Mike Pence almost died.

You don't have to do that.

Sound like you.

His voice like yours.

Alright.

Actually, there was supposed to be an Epstein joke here, but

it got deleted.

Must have probably deleted itself, right?

Probably never existed, actually.

Let's move on as a country and ignore that.

The New York Donald Trump SGA is here.

Give it over to SGA.

Hell yeah, bro.

Hell yeah, bro.

Everybody sitting around him is in foul trouble.

A bookie is what Bill Belichick reads to his girlfriend before bedtime.

Oh, my God.

Wow, he cooking.

They do.

They read The Very Horny Caterpillar.

The little engine that could but needed a pill first.

And of course, the classic Goodnight Boobs.

That was my favorite one.

Also, I'm not trashing Bill Belichick.

First off, he's 73 years old and he's dating a hot 24-year-old, and people are criticizing him.

What happened to this country?

Used to be a great country.

He won six Super Bowls.

Yeah.

He's dating a hot 24-year-old.

Maybe if you guys won six Super Bowls, you wouldn't be sitting next to a fat, ugly dog wife.

They let me do it.

I don't.

Disney, they allowed that.

Disney, they allowed that.

There's one thing I want to say before I get out of here, and this is a dumb joke.

You guys aren't going to like it, but it was just a Norm McDonald joke that I loved when he hosts to the SPs, and I'm going to do it now.

Travis Hunter won the Heisman Trophy this year.

He's the first defensive player since Charles Woodson to win the Heisman.

Congratulations, Travis Hunter.

Winning the Heisman, that's something they can never take away from you, unless you kill your wife and a waiter.

In which case, they can take that away from you.

Well,

see, a lot of you don't like me, and that's okay.

That's it.

Holy shit.

It went about exactly how we all thought it was going to go.

Oh, this happened.

I love how he does reviews of his own shit.

The New York Knicks had a great season.

Yeah, hell yeah.

Hell yeah.

Carl Anthony Towns is here.

Hey, girl.

You have mixed that a good season.

Put your hands where my eyes can see.

Put your hands where my eyes can see is what they say.

When is it after Buster Rhymes before?

Put your hands where my eyes can see is what they say when Deshaun Watson gets a massage.

Oh, shit.

I disagree as well.

I swear to God, I didn't want to tell her.

WNBA all-star Britney Hicks Hicks is here.

Give it up for Brittany, everybody.

I'm joking around.

That's my friend's wife.

I knew none of you knew WNBA players.

Oh, shit.

George Sanders had his jersey number retired at Colorado this year.

And people are saying it's because of nepotism, because of his father, and it's not.

It's because he went 13 and 12 over his career and he almost won the Alamo Bowl.

Yo, holy shit.

I gotta watch this.

That's funny.

Watch the whole 10-minute straight.

I watched the whole minute.

Watch the whole 10 minutes.

Hey, girls.

Hey, you should have watched.

Hey, girls.

Shea girls, huh?

That was good.

That's funny, dog.

No, he said a lot of funny shit up there.

Shout out to Shang Girls.

What up, neighbor?

He was like,

He said, can we stop acting like Trump knows sports?

Like, everybody that comes to the White House, he's just like, oh, oh, big, big black people will like how you catch the ball.

He said, and that's just when the Liberty comes.

There you go.

After this, I immediately DM's Shane Gillis and said, yo, please come on our show.

Yes, please.

I told him to come up, too.

Oh,

coming from you.

And when you told him, you told him when we was over there, right?

No, it was like a year ago.

He used to be our neighbor to the listeners.

He used to be my neighbor at the original pod spot, the old school shit.

Which I didn't really know at the time.

That's just interesting that us and Shane Gillis are on the same block.

Queens and shit.

Yeah.

Queen.

Shout out to Shane Gillis, man.

You got to come up here.

He's got to come up with me.

I have to speak to Hal.

I have to speak to him now.

That's funny.

He is.

He is.

That's funny.

Fuck.

That's funny.

That's how I like my comedy, though.

Me too.

Me too.

People were trying to get sensitive about him.

Of course they were.

Today?

I'm surprised it ain't think pieces flying around.

Oh, there they are.

Well, I'm glad they haven't popped up on my.

there.

I could let you hear what Peter Rosenberg had to say.

I'd love to hear that.

We'd love to hear it.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Oh, then I'll pull it up then.

Not often we get a lot of people.

I would think that Rosenberg would have a good sense of humor on this.

That's why I want to hear it.

I want to hear what he has to say.

Yeah, I wouldn't think he would have

any type of way.

Yeah.

Yeah, some people kind of understand it.

All right.

Peter Rosenberg.

Hey, girl.

Hey, girl.

That hate girl sharing.

That is crazy.

That was funny, so.

About Shane.

Oh, well, no.

Oh, that was it.

Oh, okay.

Is that it, frankly?

All right, here we go.

What was your original?

I wanted to say this about

Shane Gillis, and frankly, it's about

the Hinchcliffs and the Schultzes and a lot of the comedians today.

And I do think Shane Gillis had funny jokes last night.

I do think he has funny jokes in general at times.

But I think my issue with these guys is for so many of them, it seems like the whole thing is this implicit, can you believe I'm white and I'm saying what I'm saying oh look at the edge and those jokes generally aren't very funny in fact last night you saw Gillis and was pointing out that they weren't funny but like he had to do them like there's a risk involved and then they show a black guy laugh at it it's like oh it worked there it's not that these guys can't be funny it's that these specific jokes that they're attempting to do aren't funny and I don't even think the intent is to be that funny is to show you they're willing to do it uh peaches and i ask you you here.

Sorry, Pete.

Respectfully.

You're the whole thing.

That was Peter Rosenberg.

Which I think that he has a really valid take in regards to some other comedians.

Yes, I agree.

I wouldn't put him in that

personally.

I don't put Shane in that.

Or how some of them teeter the edge to just be that

to be provocative on purpose

or to like count

to the Republican Party.

You know what I mean?

Like some of them play into some of those things.

And I don't quite put Shane in that same.

I don't either.

Neither do I.

Neither do I.

And sometimes Pete go too hard to be anti-white

and sometimes it's uh it's i like that he does it to me this particular case i think he's just

ill placed ill placed here pete and you my man yeah shout out to pete pete is uh uh

what is pete

now pete got fired early pete helped though shout out to pete

what else we got what else we got what else we got um mel i know you're distraught over uh the late the late show ending oh i don't like that

yeah let's talk about it i mean like he's been on CBS, the late show, for over 10 years.

10 years.

It's like, it's, I don't know how many Emmys he's won.

A lot.

A lot.

He's been, he's like literally the number one rated show.

And CBS puts out a statement that they are getting rid of him as of like next year for financial reasons.

So he called them out.

and Paramount, their parent company, basically saying that that lawsuit that they settled with

Trump for $16 million is them kowtowing and kissing the ring.

So he's been very vocal and critical of

as has like Jon Stewart, who's also on the Paramount umbrella.

Yeah.

I've been seeing a lot of, I know Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of South Park, were complaining that the new season, they're having problems and it's because of the Paramount deal.

Yeah.

Like, I don't know what's going on over there, but from what I'm hearing about that Paramount deal, they're trying to scale into something that needs approval from Trump.

So that's part of Ben Downing

history.

Well, what's interesting is, in addition to this, the Wall Street Journal just printed like a birthday message from like years ago that Trump sent to Epstein.

And did you read that?

Yeah, I read it.

Did you have your readers on for that?

I did.

Yo, dope.

I enlarged the font.

That little, did y'all, did anybody else?

No.

Somebody find it while I'm talking.

So what's interesting about the Wall Street Journal printing that is

the fact that it's owned by Rupert Murdoch.

And Rupert Murdoch, as most people know, owns Fox News, which

goes without saying.

So I just found the timing of them posting this note between Trump and Epstein to be really, really, really interesting since everybody, his base is basically calling for the Epstein files.

They want to see them and they're starting to like vocally criticize him.

So it's just like...

It ain't his base.

Huh?

It ain't his base.

That's what it's really looking like.

It's not his base.

The Republicans are calling for it.

The average Republican is not Trump's base.

Like they are divided between quote-unquote MAGA Republicans and regular traditional Republicans.

The traditional Republicans are They scared of him.

You get what I'm saying?

They're not necessarily supporting him.

They are more scared of him than in in support of him because he's so temperamental.

He's like a kid that if I come out and speak against you, I'm going to be punished on the back end.

But I'm not talking about, you know, Republican politicians and MAGA politicians.

I'm talking about his base, like the cult.

I'm talking about his followers.

Oh, the MAGAs.

They follow Trump.

They regard Trump as their God.

You know, and so they need to find a way to disarticulate that base from Trump and get them to follow the Republican Party, the GOP, MAGA as its, you know, as its own entity, you know, whether Trump is there or not.

Because that's actually true.

They don't want him there.

They want to replace him with J.D.

Vance.

That's what they want to do.

That's Project 2025 in its conclusion.

So I think that

if I was thinking a little bit

as to the intention of that thing being posted, that that's the reason why that and also the news about Trump also having like, I don't know, what's the same thing?

Blood.

Yeah, the Venus something.

Some of his veins or some shit.

Exactly.

Basically, it means he's his cankles.

Did anybody find the letter?

I can't find it.

Everything just keeps highlighting the last one.

I'll find it just a second.

Don't worry about it.

I'll get it.

The main quote that everyone's talking about is, Donald, a pal is a wonderful thing.

Happy birthday, and may every day be another wonderful secret.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's the thing.

Yeah, but it was juicier than that.

Yeah.

I mean, I'd say juicier.

It's not that juicy if you believe that Donald Trump is on these Epstein files.

If you believe that, then it's not the worst.

And of course, he's come out and said.

Let's see here.

Yeah, yeah, he's swinging.

This is from

Wall Street Journal.

It isn't clear how the letter with Trump's signature was prepared inside the outline of the naked woman.

Oh, yeah, because it was in a naked woman.

He wrote this inside of the outline of a naked woman.

Inside the outline of the naked woman was a typewritten note styled as an imaginary conversation between Trump and Epstein, written in third person.

Voiceover, there must be more to life than having everything, the note began.

Donald, yes, there is, but I won't tell you what it is.

Jeffrey, nor will I, since I also know what it is.

Donald,

we have certain things in common, Jeffrey.

Jeffrey.

Yes, we do, come to think of it.

Donald,

enigmas never age.

Have you noticed that?

Enigmas never age.

Jeffrey, as a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you.

Donald,

a pal is a wonderful thing.

Happy birthday.

And may every day be another wonderful secret.

Boy, you good at that reading shit.

You said you should do like audiobooks and shit like that, right?

Secret.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What does that sound like to y'all?

Rich white people that be doing some wild shit.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Wild shit.

Fam,

they said that they have,

I think, 47,000, 4,700-something bank transactions going to Epstein, and it was like $1.1 billion in

one account.

Yeah.

They got all hundreds and hundreds of millions going into his other accounts

of people making transactions paying him.

After his death.

After his death?

After his death.

Oh, I didn't know that part.

Yeah.

I mean, I mean, are we?

I mean, like, the business is usual.

Yeah, no, the conspiracy is larger than any of us could ever conceptualize.

You know what I mean?

Like, it just, it's so deep and so, so wide, and you know, pause.

But it just, there's, it's beyond comprehension because there's so many layers to it.

Yeah, I thought I just the thing about this is just I'm just disappointed that um Stephen Colbert is gonna be off though.

He's gonna end up

somewhere, yeah.

No, he's definitely gonna land on his feet, but I mean, like, people are just very loud about the fact that they want to boycott CBS and Paramount.

Every, like, I was just reading like comment after comment.

Uh, boycott Paramount, canceling my subscription, blah, blah, blah.

I know Paramount's in the process of getting bought out.

I didn't know, yeah, I ain't Paramount's in the process of getting bought out by a kid,

young, a young guy.

He's the son of

Ellison that owns

Oracle.

His son is buying Paramount.

Must be nice, Winnick.

He can cheat at the Cold Play concerts.

He can cheat at the Cold Play.

What?

Also in Trump News.

Think about that.

They say he's capping the NIL money.

Yeah, I read that too.

That's crazy.

What?

Listen,

y'all voted for this nigga, and now y'all want to turn around and say this ain't the guy we was voting for.

Yeah, yeah, it is.

It was.

It was.

Yo, one of the key key and big team.

Yeah,

this is the guy that you voted for.

But whatever.

Man, everybody told y'all.

Hey, this is when you vote for him.

No, he's going to lie.

When you voted for a liar under these pretenses, and now he's not doing what he said he was going to do, he lying.

My fucker, you voted for the.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What the fuck are we talking about?

In other news, what else is going on that needs our attention?

Nikki versus Mizza, Sizza, everybody?

Yeah, yeah.

That Mizza shit was funny.

I don't care.

We know we about to sit there and be hard on Nikki.

I get it.

But Mizza was funny.

A couple of it was funny.

Mizza.

Mizza.

I tried to cover it, you know, previously.

Mizza and fake freckles is funny.

Now, that's all I got.

Y'all can go ahead and kick Nikki's back in.

Whoa.

Man, that's your man right there.

The Frank Freckles shit, I found out was actually true.

I didn't know that.

I was late to that party.

I don't know.

Somebody went.

Antonio Brown went about posting pictures.

See, no sentence.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm going to get, you know, to the point.

So he went about posting pictures of like before and after pictures of Cardi, of Cardi, Meg, and Sizza.

Got it.

And somebody else.

I only saw that one.

Just basically, you know, making a point to refer to how differently they look right now.

But the before picture of Sizza, she looks like she has like natural freckles like that's the funny part about that the whole thing like they don't well nikki posted the video or the old school video of scissors saying that she had developed freckles i mean they can develop over time can't they

the fake freckles thing people have known those are not

yeah okay and it's okay yes

some people do it yeah okay it was just it was just weird but um

so it continued over the course of the weekend because we covered this it's still going

since the last time we covered this on the Patreon episode.

If you missed it, please subscribe to the Patreon right the second and you can see everything you missed.

Um, yeah, it has not stopped.

Yeah,

I thought

because I was giving Nikki a lot of I was shooting a lot of bell when we covered that

um

because I know Nikki to be very smart and I'm like maybe her delivery was intentionally this way.

Now I don't I don't know.

I really,

I don't know what's going on.

It seems like she just is firing.

So, we were trying to figure out how it started.

It was the Mercury retrograde tweet.

No, no, no, no.

Punch has an artist,

and she had a new record called Broken Barbies.

Okay.

So, he tweeted that.

Okay.

And that

started

the windfall.

Got it.

But is it it a disc record?

No.

Is there subliminals in it?

No.

There's nothing.

It's nothing.

I watched the video just to be sure.

Okay.

There was no subliminals.

But

I guess Nikki had a beef with Punch because she accused him of some things, bullying, et cetera.

So

she took that as a slight.

Even if you would let your new artist name the record this, whatever the case may be, she took it as a slight and then went on the offensive.

And then the Mercury retrograde tweet people from Scissor was taken as, oh, you jumping in this and standing up.

Even though

Scissor's always tweeting about Mercury in retrograde.

And I believe it is in retrograde, though.

And it is in retrograde.

But it wasn't when she said that.

But it was the next day.

The next two days.

Okay.

And don't tell me Mercury is in retrograde if it ain't in retrograde.

What did she say?

Scissor was throwing shots, man.

Stop.

That's what it was.

It was clear.

Scissor was saying, don't take the bait.

Mercury's in retrograde.

Mercury's in retrograde.

Don't take the bait.

And I don't really care about that.

It's just been Nikki, Nicki, Nikki.

It's been Nikki.

Sizza ain't said enough for me to report on nothing that Sisa said.

Got it.

Nikki done shot at the

dude, my man.

I don't even know.

I don't even know.

Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

She just has not stopped shooting.

She said she's calling the FBI on motherfuckers.

Oh, yeah.

That was all really weird.

She said she's stitching.

Check this out.

This is very interesting.

Mercury will be in retrograde from July 18th to to August 11th.

Blah, blah, blah.

This period.

It's a good time to revisit past projects, reconnect with old friends, and be mindful of potential misunderstandings.

That's fine.

No, that's what it says every time Mercury's in retrograde.

No,

not really.

That is exactly what it says.

Every time Mercury is in a moment.

Listen, okay, I thought I had something right here.

You know,

journalism.

Right, exactly.

I was interested to know how certain folks felt about that.

What does this say, though?

Real quick about Nikki, right?

Like,

all this is happening.

The people that love her, we're coming up with reasons, excuses for her behavior.

I'm not.

Nikki's unhinged.

Yeah, you're not.

Because she said that to me.

So that's the word I'm going to use.

Some people that love her are coming up with reasons for her behavior.

Maybe there's some merit in why she's acting the way she's acting.

Now that we see that she's shooting at everybody,

what category do we put this in?

I'm more concerned about how.

Did she lose her erratic sounding.

The tweets read, how they read.

For me.

One of them tweets was like a novel.

Yeah.

Like the screenshot was like this.

Right.

And I was like, I...

Sorry, dog.

Yeah, I couldn't.

Couldn't even read it.

And even the way that she was like misinterpreting intentionally, I'm assuming, the kid saying that you get put in the blender like you're man.

And then she's saying, like, I'm going to call the FBI on Snitch.

Like, that was, we know what that means.

And I would like to think that Nikki Minaj knows what that means.

I'm pretty sure Nicki Minaj knows what that means.

She just seems like she has an agenda.

Yeah.

She just seems like she has an agenda.

I think with that, she was trying to prove a point.

Really?

What?

Because, again, her beef is with Old Girl from Rock Nation.

Yeah.

And we know the story with her.

So Nikki's like, okay, if y'all are going to keep excusing that, I'm going to play that and I want to see what y'all do.

It's like, what's good for the goose, good for the gander.

All right, so we can't pick and choose when

snitching is acceptable.

Either you're gonna look the other way here, all right, fine.

Now, let me go do something to see how y'all act.

It looks nuts.

That's yeah, it looks nuts.

It looks nuts.

Color means

there's no way to justify it like it don't look nuts.

I'm not saying that she don't have a right to say what she's saying and that you don't have rhyme or reason.

It looks absolutely nuts.

Yeah, because a lot of the time, most of the context is missing for the average person who's just reading this.

And it just looks like, you know, just somebody, just stream of consciousness kind of throwing things out there for everybody to read and interpret which is what twitter used to be so

right it did used to be that but it's been a while since

it ain't that we're not putting her in the category with the yays and the a b's and all that shit we're not putting she's not at that level that's what i'm saying all right so that's what i'm saying so we're just taking this as The person that we know is going through something that she's just trying to express herself and use Twitter as a tool.

Because when you start saying she's being erratic or when some people are starting, yo, she's erratic and it doesn't make sense.

It's

that way.

Then you put her in, it's a category of.

It's not quite the same.

They're saying like offensive, racially,

religiously offensive shit.

She's a little bit different.

Nikki has specific targets.

Yeah.

And I'm on them.

That's what I get from it.

Whether it might look a little crazy to us, but I do think she knows what she's doing.

So then, and the ones, in one of Sisa's replies, she was like, Nikki, let's not do this.

You know exactly who I am.

You know my music.

music.

You reached out for a feature twice to no avail.

I declined it, but you know my music.

You were looking for a feature.

And I think that was Punch's stance, too.

And I think they leaked a text, a text exchange about that.

So that somehow turned into,

is Nikki bigger than Scissor?

And then Nikki tweeted, let me get the tweet here because I want to talk about it.

And do we know compared to each other, though?

And do we know why Scissor...

Yeah, we can compare women all the time.

for it.

Yes, I do know that.

That's what started all the time.

You know why she's showing y'all?

Compared to all of this.

Yeah, I know you do.

Super personality.

Fucker.

Here it is.

This is from Nikki.

Wait.

Does Sizza think she's more successful than me?

LOL.

Y'all catch me up, please.

Siza, if every song you've ever done vanished right now, the music business wouldn't even miss you.

I've been to countries that never heard of you.

You can't even stay out.

Bel prog.

That was my shit.

That was my shit, too.

I've been to countries that never heard of you.

I know you're not that stupid, are you?

Stadiums.

Did you look at the venues I played on my own headline festival tour out the country last year?

Bitch, have you ever headlined?

She said that, not me.

Bitch, have you ever headlined to 80,000 people?

Bitch, what have you ever done besides Yodel with Auto Tune that needed retuning?

Boo, I'm an icon.

You're not.

The end.

Pay that man for almost breaking his back.

Why didn't you speak up when your exec was bullying and harassing me, you dirty mangy cat?

Those botted numbers on all platforms have y'all losing y'all motherfucking minds.

You the type that would have been quiet in school trying to fit in.

You still have no clue who you are.

I know you went nights without washing that musty face.

Bitch, how you remember exactly where every freckle go?

See, that's funny to me.

That's funny.

Justice for Demire, Desiree Perez.

We want to discuss your daughter's laws.

I'm not doing the daughter stuff.

That is

Nikki the scissor.

What's her beef with the Desiree Perez, girl?

That's what Nation beef.

Why is she just on it?

I don't know.

It's weird.

It's weird.

I'm not going to say that's weird because I don't know enough about it.

Right.

I think Nikki could have a valid beef with Rock Nation, TDE.

I think some of this scissor smoke is for Aubrey.

Nobody told me that, but I just assume that.

I just assume that.

I know he didn't like how she was prancing around and playing both sides and doing all of this shit.

Nah, so, yeah.

Like, she went on to tell her that

originally she was supposed to be on...

What's the records, the Drake record?

Jank That As for Drake.

Yeah.

Jank That As for me.

She's like, we had that first.

And then we decided, let's save our collab for pink friday too and that's how you got it so like you get basically you getting my my my leftovers yeah my leftovers

isn't bigger than nikki minaj come on let's have some fun today right this second

you could definitely make that argument yeah no based on based on what though based on record sales based on and that goes back to streaming bots and all that bullshit based on doing a sold out fucking tour Nikki just did a sold-out tour.

You're co-headlining.

I'm just taking the other side of it.

Yeah, no doubt.

You're co-headlining a stadium tour which is again no small feat at all coming off of kendrick lamar having probably the best year a rapper has or one of the best years a rapper has ever had i can dig it a lot of that carries into the

why you're able to sell out this stadium tour so it's not all your merit granted again we we're all there yeah it was a lot of scissor fans in there so i'm not gonna take that away from her right

but

Nikki's selling out to her by herself.

Dolo.

Smaller revenues, but you're right.

Smaller.

I'm just saying, I don't, again, I don't put a lot of weight on record sales and all that because I think all them numbers be fake anyway.

I tell y'all that every time.

So if that's mainly the argument and Nikki had to do it for a much longer time at number one, I don't think you're bigger than her.

Look up.

I don't know if I can say that either yet.

And if you're going out of the country,

and if you're going out of the country doing that, and i don't even relevant

i don't use that word i don't even talk relevant y'all can have relevant terms of right this second that's all i'm talking about

nikki is an icon

right to use the word icon

exactly there was a time when nikki minaj was the only

she is one of the only disrespect to anybody else but it was just nikki she's one of the best women we've ever had one of the most successful we've ever seen she is her and not even just woman women just in general in general yeah in the culture and hip-hop in music period she is one of the best and one of the most successful.

I like these.

I like this because I understand a fan or consumer laughing at the idea that Nicki Minaj is bigger than Scissor currently.

But if you're Nicki Minaj, this

is scoffing at the Scissor bro.

It's not even a conversation if you're Nicki Minaj.

Like the nerve of you to even...

What?

Yeah, that is true.

That much is true.

Sam, my name shouldn't even be mentioned with yours.

Like,

no no disrespect again, but no.

But is it a fair comparison between the two of them?

Because they're just kind of,

I want to say two different genres.

They are.

Like, they just are.

It's a comparison if one of them feels like comparing.

Yeah.

I agree.

If you walk in and start comparing yourself to people that maybe you wouldn't normally be compared to, we got a comparison.

I just think the variables don't align in order for a comparison to be accurate.

Nikki is is bright, so I know she knows she looks nuts.

I know she knows she looks nuts right now.

I don't think she care about that.

That's bigger than that.

As far as

whatever her agenda is, no, she's like, I don't think I'm

in current action and how she's going around.

The tweeting and whatever her fight is, how she's going about it, she has to know that she looks nuts to the cat.

Sometimes people feel like they're bigger than

the world.

So even if they're able to do that and looking nuts doesn't mean anything.

I'm still going to be able to do that.

Well, no, I'm I'm one of those people.

Yeah, I still got whatever I got.

I got the people.

I got the backing.

I got the fans.

I got the barbs.

It's my only way to get my sentiment out to the masses.

I can look nuts and then what I play with and what I got going on.

Some people will be like, those who get me, get me.

Like, I could look nuts to all of y'all.

Cool.

They understand exactly.

Or, and they're rotting.

But people love Nikki, so there's things that they could say about Nikki that they don't because they love her.

I love Nikki.

I love Nikki.

That's a different thing.

People love Nikki.

That's a different argument, though, you just said.

I'm talking about fans now.

I'm not really talking about me.

No, not you.

I'm just talking about in general.

Yeah, I get what you're saying.

Or to some people's point, yo, I'm saying this stuff right now in 2025.

When it comes out in 2029 that I was right, y'all are going to see and come back

and say, yo, you know what?

She did tell us back then.

She looked like she's ready for a mud fight with people that don't play in mud.

True.

She looked like she's ready for mud slinging.

She looked like she's ready for mud.

Like, all of this is like a mouthful.

She's not ready for.

Like, as soon as somebody says something, I'm firing with everything I know.

That's what it looked like.

Got it.

She looked like that.

I would like to see that.

I want to see what she's talking about.

I don't fully understand.

I guess that's part of my problem with the woman.

I don't know exactly what you're talking about.

So it looks, and I regard her super highly.

Again, she's an icon.

Again.

So I don't like seeing it look like she's erratic or

going to be

the end game.

I think Nikki's talking to certain folk and they know exactly what she's talking about.

Maybe.

It's like when rappers do that shit where

I might have said the line and the fans might have been like, oh, that was cool.

But the nigga that I wanted it to affect, he heard it.

He knew exactly what I was saying, and it hit him a little differently.

I think that's what she's doing, and she's baiting certain folk to just say, I dare you, because you know what I know.

The people that need to stop having conversations about between icons and relevancy.

That conversation.

This is a dumb conversation.

It's sort of sometimes, I guess the new fans that come along, it's like you're negating the work that a person put in just because they're not.

today.

Like, some person will be hotter in the moment than you are if you're dormant or if you're chilling and doing what it is.

But now, when you start to compare works and body of works, one outweighs the other.

So, we have to stop doing that and taking because everybody's ego.

Yeah, everybody does it, man.

I would want to know why Scissor rejected Nikki's two requests.

I know it's deeper than that.

I know nobody's gonna say it, but I know it's deeper than that.

She's talking to Scissor like, like,

like, Drake, I told you about this bitch.

Like, she just talking like a conversation was had

at some point, and now it's come to his head, and it's like, yo, I told

this bitch.

And not just Drake.

She's talking like, I told a couple folks about this girl.

Listen, peace and love.

Peace and love.

Peace and love.

I love Nikki.

I love the TDE side.

Same.

And I also love drama.

So

please give me something to look at over the weekend while I'm just on the balcony in the pool or something i hit refresh on nikki timeline so many times this weekend

almost tweeted or something by mistake i was on a page and hit the tweet and it was like at nikki man

i hit the little bell

you talking about let me know what you tweet i need to read this for real oh man mizza is funny sorry punch

You just a miserable bitch.

Your name is Mizza.

And if we saw anybody else drawing freckles on, we'd say it's weird.

But yeah, girls draw freckles on.

It's weird.

I'm with you.

It's weird.

A lot of shit that women do is be weird.

The beauty mark, I allow.

Like, go ahead and put a little.

Go ahead and put a little

bit.

I didn't know girls drew freckles on the bottom.

What you call it?

What's the best?

And then they have like face, like apps.

Yo, if I'm around you and your freckles wash away like the Beijing in the rain, bitch,

it's going to be an issue.

You better have the permanent.

Your freckles better be hinter.

Hit them with the

tattooed off.

Yeah, yo.

Oh, my lord.

And I hope that this doesn't slow up production on any music from either side.

Please, please, please, please.

Yep.

What else we got?

Look at you guys.

Look at y'all, man.

Come on.

Okay, well, we were having a conversation off mic, and it was as a result of the whole CEO cheating situation.

And we love talking about cheating up here.

Yes, we do.

And if you don't want to hear it, then fuck off.

I'm tired of y'all niggas too.

Every week is a cheating, cheating.

When they're going to grow up, never.

No, and it's a part of life.

Hey, society is out here fucking.

Dog, we could come in here and tell you about how faithful we are.

It ain't fun.

Fuck y'all.

Anyway, sorry.

Okay, well, basically, it was, you know,

a continuation of the conversation about this CEO and his

side piece.

And we were talking about the wife and how, in my opinion, opinion, in this particular situation, she looked to me like she was blindsided by it.

You know, she was, like you said, creating content with the kids.

You know, and she looks like a trad wife, which is, you know, the hashtag.

Trad wife is basically traditional wife.

Okay, got it.

It's a whole movement of like young people basically embracing traditional wives.

It's like the girl that makes cereal from scratch and all that shit.

Yes, exactly.

So the young women are embracing patriarchy.

I just want to make

a wife.

Yes.

She does.

Yes.

He's right.

There's a whole movement.

Wear the Quaker dresses and all that shit.

Like, yeah, it's a whole thing.

Everything from scratch.

Yes.

There's a movement of bitches doing what Big Mama and Grandma are doing.

Yeah, exactly.

That's the new movement.

Yes.

The new movement.

Don't get me started on that.

Anywho's when Big Mama and them didn't have very much choice.

But anyway, so they got choices for whatever.

Yeah, no, I know, they do.

I do.

That's the weird thing.

Why do y'all always paint Big Mama to not have had any choices?

Okay,

that's Big Mama.

Okay, so let's talk about it.

Exactly.

And like

women couldn't have their own bank accounts without their father or their husband's signature up until 1976 marital rape was not fucking determined to be a thing until like 1994 women couldn't own houses there's so many reasons as to why women had to stay in marriages that were abusive and unhappy do you really want to go here we're trying to have some fun

but sometimes big mama was fucking the mailman yeah there's choices okay but i'm sure you guys want to go somewhere else where we're trying to talk about

we're trying to talk about right now y'all be shitting on big mama i don't like that neither

I'm not trying to shit on Big Mama.

Go ahead, fight with.

Okay, so.

Hold on.

Anyways, so.

Trad wife.

So in my opinion, I looked at the situation.

I'm just like, to me, this woman was blindsided.

I don't think that she's like, I'm a woman who's married to a man of high net worth and cheating is, it might be a byproduct of that.

She looked like she was blindsided to me.

What showed you that she was blindsided?

Because we didn't really see much from her.

It's purely deduction.

Changing your last name in 10 minutes on Facebook it's but that don't mean you're mighty but that could also that could also speak to embarrassment yeah yes once he's found out everybody's now tagging you looking him up looking your name up okay let me just remove myself from the attention i'm getting yes let me take the name off so if you search it you don't find me and both things that simple and both things can be true at the exact same time

when somebody do that like yo i'm just i just don't want to see all of this or no fam your mother's calling you your family members members are calling you.

Your friends are calling you saying, yo, look at your husband on somebody's screen with the side chick, right?

That's embarrassing.

Yes.

It's times in relationships.

I know mad dudes that caught their chick cheating.

They took their chick back because nobody knew.

When the man's chick get caught cheating, now the man is embarrassed.

That be the motivating factor from

a lot of these dudes leaving their relationships.

Oh, shout out to them.

I'm taking mine back.

You can throw them mine back.

You get what I'm saying?

So niggas be like, yo, man, y'all would never take them back.

No, a lot of these niggas have taken them back.

Y'all just don't know that they caught their girl cheating.

So I think a lot of times the public embarrassment

makes you react.

So my question to Mel was, yo, what indicators do we have that this was his first time cheating?

This might not be his first time cheating.

It just might be the first time the world found out this nigga was cheating because you want to cold play current going like this.

So Mel was like, nah, I don't think so.

And so that's what we kind of got off into it.

Like, yo, fam, a lot of people out here are cheating.

Mel asked me what percentage of men that I think were cheating.

And then we got off into the money thing.

These rich men, a lot of these women have expected.

Wait, when you asked her that question, you only counting the rich men?

No.

Okay.

No, no, no.

And then we, I said, Mel, broke.

That's where I checked the y'all conversation.

I wasn't going for most of it, but that's where I thought it really turned up.

Yeah, broke niggas is cheating.

So the wealthy, wealthy, wealthy men are cheating.

There's a,

I don't know what to call it.

Rich man syndrome.

No, there's a

Saying that says basically a man is only as faithful as an option.

Chris Rock said that shit.

So a lot of times these rich dudes got a shit ton of options and they explored them.

Okay, so hold on one second here.

So when I said something about, you know,

rich men and cheating being a byproduct, everybody just, you know, of that where women just kind of accept it and turn the other cheek.

Everybody just jumped down my throat.

That's literally what you're saying right now.

No, we was having a conversation about men in general and cheating.

Cheating ain't a rich man sport.

Broke niggas out here cheating.

And I understand that, but we had a lot of people.

I did some of my best cheating when I was broke.

I'm gonna say that.

I don't believe you.

I believe you because sometimes a broke nigga ain't got nothing else to slang but dick.

And it's good fucking dick.

Look at his face.

Broke dick is great dick, okay?

But we were originally talking about this particular sport.

Rich dick is,

I mean, yeah, you can speak to that.

Rich dick is limp

by my experience.

No, no, no, no, no.

You always say that, Ragnarok.

You got a little bit more approval when you leave.

You say that when they leave and get that.

Go ahead, girl.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you got it, girl.

Anyway, broken niggas just said that.

Maybe I should just say the last rich one was limp.

But before that, no.

No.

Mean Greek boo.

Hmm?

What's that?

Boo for the mean green.

No, no.

I'm about to say.

No, I don't.

That nigga was.

I'm not classifying.

Nope, nope, nope.

I'm getting the fuck out of there.

Yeah, that's right.

Not talking about him.

There you go.

Not talking talking about him at all.

You ain't getting no rich niggas this year.

That's the only rich nigga you have.

He ain't rich.

No.

He's richer than I'm.

I'm getting out of there.

I'm getting out of there.

Mail has some hood rich niggas.

No, actually, no.

Mel had some niggas that hit a couple, hit some of the work money

behind what pushed him to hit him.

Yeah.

You guys know that I missed that era of dating dope boys.

They still outside, Mel.

But you see,

it kind of seems a little, you know.

a little what?

A little past, you know,

past the moment.

I feel like the moment past me.

Thank you.

She runs from so much afraid of being ridiculed from her peer group.

It has nothing to do with ridiculous.

It has everything to do with it.

Where is it?

That's everything

from who they okay.

Hold on one second here.

Are there really like 50-something-year-old dope boys still out there?

Aren't they all in jail or dead in the middle?

No, no, no.

Stop watching TV.

No.

No.

There's a lot of people.

They was right there.

They across the street.

Are they?

It was right there.

They're across the street.

When you there, too.

Point them out.

When you're there.

Point them out.

Next time.

I was there when you were there.

I heard y'all voice.

They was there.

No, I heard y'all voice.

I don't talk to her when we're in.

I was about to say, come say hi, bitch.

Never that.

And then point the fucking window boys out.

You are when you with your outside friends.

I don't.

I'm the same person.

No, you're not.

Yes, I am.

I heard y'all VIP in the building.

I get an update every time y'all both go there.

And I get an update.

Whenever you step in there.

You left yourself out.

It's not.

I don't go stupid ass sleep.

I don't go there.

Joe, if I walk in Life After, I stay there for a half an hour and I'm gone.

So you do go there.

The crowd is too much.

It'd be empty as it's empty when I go there.

Shout out to Old Life After beautiful establishment, man.

Check it out sometimes.

Anyway, that's where me and Mel be at.

Anyway,

when it's thick,

fucking birds, y'all.

Come on.

Oh, shit.

All right, we got to drive.

Anyway, y'all didn't answer your question about percentages.

I don't want you to know that.

No, I just think that

I think that.

But wait, what are the percentages?

He was at 90.

90% of his money.

I want both of y'all to do it.

Think about cheating.

Mel said, yo, I know.

This is what she...

We forgot this part.

Mel says, y'all know mad men that wouldn't even think about cheating.

Yes.

Because they are.

They don't.

And that's what I said.

I said, Mel, how do you know that they don't think about cheating?

Because that's what they said to their homegirl.

When they get around their niggas, they like, damn, that bitch got a fat ass.

I knocked the stuffing out that egg McMuffin.

That's not

a bad thing.

I ain't gonna lie.

Thank you.

Y'all know a movie that's

where is that from, please?

Poison the hood.

The stuffing out of the egg McMuffin?

Yeah.

I missed that.

Ice Cube told the chick, yo, let me knock the stuffing out that egg McMuffin.

But anyway, fam, when niggas is around their niggas, they gonna talk like niggas.

When they around around their homegirls or the women that know they wives a certain way, they may not say that.

Okay, but wait, hold on one second here.

Is barbershop talk just, isn't that just what it is, barbershop talk?

So yeah, oh yeah, I'd hit that, blah, blah, blah.

But is that really thinking about cheating or is that just not like kind of it could be both?

It's contingent upon the

so when I say wouldn't think about it, that doesn't mean that he's not expressing that another woman is attractive and that if he wasn't with his woman, that he wouldn't go for that.

i'm not saying that either so when i say a guy wouldn't think about cheating that specifically what i mean is putting it putting in place to actually do all that he would never he he's like nope i would never end

to that same exact thing it could be two it could be one person would and one person wouldn't my thing to you is you would never ever ever know based off what that particular man is saying that it's accurate and true it's a million girls out here that would be like yo i would never ever ever.

And because we are men, we know that they do, do, do.

Their girlfriends would argue that, yo, my girl would never do X, Y, and Z.

And we'd be like, no, she do.

Okay.

Your girlfriend is the slide.

Both sides.

I know, I know.

We've been on

this force.

For a very long time.

So it's true on both accords.

What I'm saying is we.

That girl that's super faithful on Instagram, we can fuck her.

No, I know niggas that fucking fucking.

I know niggas that beat.

I know niggas that fucked.

I know niggas that had threesomes with the girl that's making the biscuits on Instagram.

The trad wife.

Yeah, the trad wife.

She trad wife

while being a trad wife.

Yes.

Yes.

Okay.

Not all of them, but making Christmas ornaments from scratch.

Listen, in no way, shape, or form am I deluded into thinking that people do not cheat on their spouses, both women and men.

All you have to do is look at divorce rates to understand there is a whole lot of motherfucking cheating going on in relationships.

And just the ones that don't work it out.

Right.

Or the ones that don't get it.

Or that.

Right.

And a lot of the divorces don't be necessarily as a result of cheating.

Not necessarily.

Right.

A lot of financial.

But what I'm saying is, dog, my man is the CEO.

How he handled it could have been,

he could have been free and clear.

If I call a girl and have a conversation on the phone that I'm not a girl I ain't supposed to be kicking with, is that cheating?

It depends.

Depends on who you're talking about.

No, no, it depends on what line you and your partner have in your relationship.

That's it.

Y'all determine what's cheating.

It ain't just really for clarity.

Oh, I don't

cheat.

And I ain't where I see.

I die on being inappropriate.

I'd be inappropriate.

That's the line.

What's the inappropriate?

What has it been in the past?

Now, like my girl said that this girl can't come to my birthday dinner because she was sucking my finger one time.

Which finger?

Not my thumb.

Hold on.

You disagree with that.

Well, I wasn't inviting that girl anyway.

I'm asking you, but if you wanted to invite her, you would think that your girl was incorrect?

No, my girl, it's our 60th anniversary.

Holy shit, the complex is crazy.

Yo, what I'm asking you is, when a girl sucked on your finger, did you think that your girl was tripping for how she responded?

Yes.

You serious?

Yes.

If a girl will suck your finger, they'll suck your dick.

But it wasn't my dick.

I know.

You walk in somewhere and you see some niggas fucking finger in your girl's mouth and you are like, hey, what's up?

No, something else is going to be.

Wait, huh?

I'm reversing the situation.

I'm reversing the situation.

Girl, you think it's the same?

You saying something?

I'm literally asking, do you think it's the same?

I don't think it's not.

It's the same, though.

I don't think it's the same.

And I can tell you where I stood in this argument when we had it.

She's not nuts, nigga.

I may have changed my views since then.

Please

share.

Happy anniversary again.

You're going to love my baby.

That's right.

However,

at the time,

she went in my phone and seen a little fun.

With the same girl?

Well, that's what she found.

She went in and found me in a strip club.

With your fingers in a girl.

With

an associate who's into the girls like I'm into them.

It wasn't that we was in there into each other.

She was into the girls the way that I'm into the girls, and she on some

with the girls.

So, was she using the girls?

So, wow, she was getting a dance with the girl,

and I was throwing money like the cake.

You see, Scarface

talking about what that feeling is like.

Yo, the girls don't understand it.

But at the end, with the godfather,

how you figure out in the mouth, nigga.

Yeah,

how you

got the mouth?

How your finger got in the mouth, Lord.

So anyway, when you throw, I'm throwing the money feeling like Scarface.

And in that, they was looking at each other all lusty.

And then she said,

oh, that's so unsanitary.

He just took money and put his own.

And then that was the end of it.

And then that was the end of it.

That was the end of it.

Hello.

How did it get caught on camera?

I was taping it.

Like a dodo.

No, but it was out of fun and jest.

It wasn't.

Oh, because so he's not looking at all went there, so that's why it's not.

Nothing was happening.

But if your girl lay eyes on shit that ain't nothing,

I mean, and it was something, baby, I'm sorry.

But

if your girl see it, it's going to just have a different framing than.

Absolutely it would.

And because, you know, the whole time you probably presenting, just a homie, you kind of winning me over.

You're a little bit.

Yeah, come on.

I get the girl side.

So my girl made this thing like me and this girl was out.

I was trying to fuck this girl.

It was inappropriate.

And I was like, yo, it was absolutely none of that, no matter how many times you said it.

You know what it was.

You know what I mean?

One night in a strip club, you know that moment.

You cool enough to know that moment.

You know what really did it?

It's the fact that she discovered it.

You get what I'm saying?

Like, the fact that she, okay, I don't do the whole thing.

See, women don't feel like that.

If they discover it and it's foul, it's only one thing.

And she had no context as to what happens afterwards.

Not just that, to her, that's like you said, that's the homegirl.

That's your homie.

It ain't never been nothing.

But now she went and looked through the phone and found this and make you question all.

All right, wait a minute.

I ain't know y'all was getting down like that.

What else y'all doing?

What else don't I know about?

Because I wouldn't have known about this had I not went to the phone and found it.

And so now

keep your fingers out of bitches and mouths, man.

Whoa.

Well, I was wrong.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, and I was wrong.

That shouldn't happen.

And I don't represent me, my girl, or my relationship like that way.

I look at it like, yo, if it's something I would do with my girl standing right next to me, then I'm cool.

She looks at it like, if I'm not standing right next to me, it's no longer.

But

my girl been right next to me.

I hit the boot.

She behaves, bro.

I want to show y'all my phone.

You hit him with the prints?

What?

This nigga is crazy, son.

What

is

this nigga?

Fuck this up, bro.

Baby, I love you so much.

This has been the best six years of my life.

I can't wait to spend each and every day with you right behind me, looking over every single thing that I do.

I feel so empty when you're gone.

I never want that emptiness that feeling

help me out prince

you ain't never suck a nigga finger on a date

um you've never sucked a nigga's finger on something yo this this how I carry this freaking shit yo you never you didn't get none of this pussy yet but I know you felt what I did to that finger boy imagine if that was your dick I know you never did that

I have.

I don't necessarily think it was.

I'm so shocked.

I'm so shocked.

That's why I had a clap for it.

I had to clap for it.

Big male.

Stop fucking playing with it.

Anyway.

Anyways.

What else needs our attention?

We really got to the bottom of that.

Oh, my God.

Yo, what's wrong with you?

Wow.

Hold on.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

If she sucks your finger, what happened next?

She gonna suck your dick, right?

But listen, there's a lot of things that your lady can misinterpret that be in jest, man, for real.

And if they know you,

she gonna suck my dick, yes.

No, but if you suck, like, like, if I play around like that, you know, I play around like that, and you've been there.

You know it's a thing, and I'm recording it.

It's not like you caught me, I'm recording it.

And I would never record that.

Like, you know what I'm saying?

I may want to have shared that with you.

Yo, hey, while you wasn't here, look, I did the shit that we did when we was together.

So, if you record yourself getting some head, that's different.

That's different.

That's different.

If I'm recording myself getting head, how good was the head?

You must have been a tornado, nigga.

You heard?

Tsunami, you heard?

She must have went crazy.

For real, ish.

And I wouldn't get my dick sucked in front of my girl.

What?

Nothing, I'm sorry.

I would not.

Wait.

Wait, hold on.

If y'all jump, girl.

I was going to say, yeah, yeah, I mean, don't you guys do the experimental

bitches?

Lenny.

First of all, wouldn't she do no such thing as whatever you're saying?

Okay.

Disrespect that girl.

Okay, okay.

A hypothetical situation.

If you and your girl both like girls and you guys have activities, wouldn't part of those activities be you getting your dick sucked by the other girl?

Not at all.

I don't want that girl to touch me at all.

Okay.

I don't want the hired help to touch me at all.

That's what you're saying.

Unless it leaves there or my girl requests her to

touch me.

Okay, however, it happens.

I want to instruct and be like a live remote.

Hey, I'm doing this.

Okay, let's just say that.

I want to light the incense and play the music and step outside the balcony and come back and see some.

You went to some other shit.

Yeah, I don't necessarily want to.

I don't want to do that.

No, no, no, no.

Get my dick sucked up.

When niggas get money?

It's not

like that.

No, I was like the broke.

I think this.

When you was a broke, nigga, you got, you was a you fucking bad nigga

park you don't remember

What else needs our attention or should we tell stories about how faithful we are?

That's funny for real because they got us fucked up all right well we was talking about we talking about the fucking uh the the CEO dude.

Y'all ever got caught cheating in person?

No,

not in person.

No.

Yes.

Mad times.

Real

times.

No.

Mad times.

But I don't cheat.

Mad times.

Mad times.

You remember Shorty?

I'd out the bushes?

With a bat.

With a bat.

With a bat.

And really swung that motherfucker, too.

Yeah, I had to save this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I had to save my baby.

Sheesh.

You know how a nigga pull a bat out?

They don't really be with this head hunting with the bat.

They can try to hit you in the legs.

She had the aluminum bat.

Oh, swung for the real shit.

And it must have been the little league one because she could swing it efficiently.

Like, it wasn't too bad.

Aluminum swing.

Aluminum one, you get a lot of swings with that motherfucker.

Don't be that heavy.

Oh,

so yes.

Yes, I have.

If you're listening, cheating is not worth it.

That's right.

Being inappropriate is not worth it.

Being disrespectful is not worth it.

The same person you are in front of your lady's face is the same person you should be behind her back.

Now you're talking.

That's what I got for you guys.

That's right.

Learn from your mistakes.

Hey, Joe did that.

So hopefully, you won't have to go through that.

You got caught cheating him.

I told y'all the story, man.

You got caught caught.

Yeah, I got caught caught caught.

You got to caught your head or some shit.

Yeah, this nigga's wild.

Boy, in the box.

He didn't even hear the door open for years.

He was in tough shit.

You was a nigga in your munching.

Nigga didn't even hear the door, man.

Please, nigga, why not walk out here?

Nigga,

I'd be scared if I hear creak on my stairs, nigga, while I'm on the phone, nigga.

How you don't hear the door while you in box?

Shorty might have been loud.

Nigga was locked in.

You was locked in?

Moving right on.

You look like some munchy ass nigga.

Munchy shit.

For real.

On God.

Cover my hands with your thighs.

Cover my hands.

That's what it was.

That's what it was.

Nah, I've never been quite cheating like

in person.

Nah.

It's old shit, man.

Well, I had some MySpace footage that shouldn't have got

seen.

Yeah, never.

None of that.

I wasn't cheating before.

I did.

She put it on MySpace.

You said mySpace.

No, I left my MySpace open by mistake.

Same.

Did that one before.

I came home, the printer had ran out of paper.

Oh, the conversation.

That shit.

All of them was just coming out.

You know, I used to copy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The cop and paste.

Yeah.

I still remember remember my shit.

Yep.

My shit was.

Come on, show some love.

Your script?

Your script.

That's it.

Nah, I'm good.

Come on.

You don't use it.

You might help some young nigga out there.

Wait, you still use it?

He married.

Damn near.

Ain't no more in my space.

No.

But.

That's dead.

That's what.

All right.

Yo, for black people, damn near married is married.

Yes, yeah.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah, we sick, but it's cool.

If you live with your shit,

y'all married.

You can't do like you.

No more come and go as you please.

You got to consider them for everything.

You're married.

Life changed, bro.

Only thing, you get to file taxes separately still.

Fam, when you literally, like, niggas call me and be like, yo, we going such a, my quote is, yo, I got to get a permission slip.

I say it all the time.

What about when you don't?

When I don't have to get a permission slip?

When you just go.

When is that ever?

Never.

I ain't going to like it.

You have, it's been times where I'm like, yo, let's go such and such.

You call your girl, yo.

Yeah.

I'm going to fly over here while I do that.

Dog, I have to get a permission slap.

I'm not fronting.

I got a guy, and I don't feel no, I don't feel like a bitch by saying that.

My girl barked on me last week because the week before,

whatever that was, that 4th of July weekend, she barked at me about going out too much.

But that was after the 4th of July week passed.

So the next week, we in the middle of the fight about me going out too much.

So she held that.

And I went out.

She thinks that.

She thinks I'm off in the head.

That's a smack in the face.

She thinks I'm off in the head.

We're fighting about this, and you're going to do the same thing we're fighting about.

That's what she said.

I look at that totally different.

You and Corey, right?

Yo, let me tell you, hold up.

Look at Corey's face.

If we fought a battle, if we're in the middle of the fight that we haven't resolved yet, that's not resolved, don't that mean that we're on two different sides of what should and shouldn't happen?

Check this out.

So if you saying I went out too much and I'm saying I did not,

I can show you.

What the fuck do you think is supposed to happen next?

Happy six-year anniversary.

That's my baby.

We made it.

We gave you a little jewelry.

We made it.

We should have this one.

Give it to me, Freeze.

Don't he agree with you?

Yeah.

You 80%.

That's it.

And Corey said, yeah,

he'd be right sometimes.

When?

Nah, Corey be right sometimes.

But I'm not.

Wait, y'all, I'm.

This is tough.

When it comes to matters of emotion and the heart.

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

This ain't a matter.

See, but that's the thing.

This ain't a matter.

That's a good point.

This is not important at all.

This is, hey, you went out a lot last week.

I didn't think so.

No, I didn't.

I'm going out tonight.

It's not important.

Some people feel like if you're arguing about something, you shouldn't do the same thing you're arguing about.

But especially if the person you're arguing with feels differently.

Okay, so let's resolve that.

Come to our medium.

Whatever we do to resolve it.

How did y'all resolve that?

What is the expected behavior?

Did y'all resolve that?

Or are y'all still in that fight right now?

What I'm going to dig her down.

She just well, I'm going to keep it real.

I ain't going to hold you down.

You got to say something.

I gave you what you did.

You're winning me over today.

No, no, no.

A little act right.

That's what I'm saying.

She was home horny, seen me outside wild, and it was like, all right, she bugged out.

But now come up here.

Let me fix it up.

That was the end of the fight.

Joe, we bullshitters, though.

I mean, I'm happy it's 60 anniversary.

You look like you're on a new path.

But if you technically think about it, it should be bullshit.

Like, if

you argue with your girl about something and you're on the opposite side, and she does the same thing that you argue with her about, you're going to lose your mind.

Oh, no, she said she's going to carnival.

She said she out.

She said that's it.

She said, You want to play?

I'll be sparing your punk-ass feelings.

And now we're going to play, I'm out.

And I laughed.

You laughed because like, what?

Yeah, right?

Oh, no, please don't leave.

I ain't going to be there.

No.

Oh, now she got bread.

Now, watch that mouth.

Tell me me about it.

Tell them chill.

Watch your fucking mouth.

That's what I told you.

My anniversary.

Watch your mouth, Corey.

What the fuck are you talking about?

My anniversary.

Watch your fucking mouth.

Carl will be lit.

Carl will be lit.

My man shut that whole car shit down.

Well, the private eyes out there should be cheaper.

Watch out.

Joking, nigga.

It can't be as much as free ones, right?

You got a couple of them.

Yo, a couple mangoes.

Watch out.

No, CC.

Nah, nah, don't do do that.

Don't do that.

No, no.

Yeah, laugh.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

That Caribbean got us.

Laugh.

Laughing when you see a couple of mangoes.

I know, I was just, I was just pointing to you to

me.

Last time it was a carnival question.

Last time, my man sat there and was in deep thought.

Joe had a foot like this.

Niggas looking up at the paint.

He started looking at the colors of the paint because that reminded him of Carnival.

I said, Joe, you good?

See, my girl want to go to Carnival.

Carnival, nigga.

That carnival, I'm not with that shit either.

I'm going too.

Hey, we going.

Family trip, nigga.

Gotta be a family trip.

Carnival too lit.

And on top of that,

ish, the reason why I say that because Caribbean people, people from Caribbean descent, look at carnival and dancing outside different from how we look at it.

That's enough.

That's That's true.

Right?

So they might not think if they're dancing on that, they don't think they're doing anything wrong.

Remember, we had the conversation about winding, and they're like, we did.

So I could understand me.

I'm not.

My wife looks at it, it's just a wine.

Nigga, wait, what?

I'm not with none of that shit, nigga.

Hey, oh, nigga, she showed me a video one time.

She went with the Twitter dad, nigga.

Yep.

She had to dance with that nigga separately.

Her brother sent me the recording.

Let me see that was going on.

Let me zoom in.

I'm not with none of that shit.

Yes, what's going on?

What?

I'm a wine this.

Do you smell what the rock is cooking?

Finally, The Rock.

I don't play that shit.

They really made it different.

I had a whole.

When I was younger, I had a conversation like that.

I stick a thin layer of swim trump.

It's culture to them.

Last time we talked about it, we got attacked on the internet.

I remember that.

I remember they was tagging us.

Y'all niggas is bitches.

It's culture.

Sometimes they dance in front of their significant other.

It's culture.

I'm not with that.

Yeah.

You ain't gonna be gyrating on my wife, nigga, holding her waist, nigga, holding your head and doing this shit.

She looking back at you and all that shit.

Joe, don't do that again.

Joe, not with that.

Suck no nigga finger.

Wow, it was a moment.

All right.

It's going to be another one.

It's going to be a few of them.

It's going to be a couple moments.

You should go to Carnival, though, Joe.

It ain't wise.

You should go to Carnival.

That wasn't wise.

It ain't wise.

You should go to Carnival, man.

I don't know why you don't want to go.

I'll go.

I still can't believe I'm taking a trip with all these fucking kids.

I cannot believe that that's happening.

I only got one that's.

Huh?

You'll be fine, yo.

It's six of them motherfuckers.

Ages.

Yeah,

yeah, you good.

Nigga, two would be 18.

That's 217,

110, 111, 120, and 124.

The 24s and the 18s?

Out of here.

They're outside.

They're out of here.

Bruh.

Yeah, they are out there.

And they got a couple of little budget.

I could see the 18-year-olds and the 24-year-old getting missing.

I can see the other two

in our face.

Yo, they got a lot of them.

No, they got going to be the adjustment face.

They got a Thursday fish fry out there.

That'd be.

I'm going to go to a fish fry.

No, the Thursday fish fry.

I'm going to go to a fish.

That's where it's at.

Thank you for that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That should do be good, them fish fries shit.

Now they got the trucks.

And the pool on the beach is going to occupy the younger ones.

Yo, did y'all

gotta go with them?

Nothing,

nigga.

Pool's on.

But you still gotta go.

He's at a villa.

It's right there.

Maybe.

Yo, so

I'm sitting there saying to my girl as I'm watching the news.

The news that she don't ever want to watch.

So I force it on.

Yo, I can't believe you got me to go on this trip with all these fucking kids.

As soon as I say it, the ticker on the news says, no, not even the ticker, the lady says, all right, and the body that we just found in the water and turks and keikos it was a missing new yorker

they ain't had no business

rest in peace to that person i'm still going i'm still going yeah

yo did you guys happen to see

the story of the young child that was kidnapped

And dude ran in the house.

Where the video came out of the moment that the child was kidnapped and the father was there and the father ran back in the house and left the kid outside to run away from the kidnappers.

That was

this story was so wild,

but it was wild.

Say it again.

The father thought that niggas was coming to kill him.

So this is his story.

This is why he ran.

Oh, I get it.

But

during, there was a white van.

I think it's a white,

a truck that kidnapped a kid that was outside, and the father ran.

I got you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Jamal.

Of course it was Jamal.

The Tyrell or some shit.

All right.

Worked on this.

Hey, hold on.

Worked on the side of the street Friday night.

It starts to move.

Look at Male once again.

You gay a little bit.

It starts to move as Jamal is spotted riding his bike on the sidewalk, returning from a nearby park.

The boy's aunt says her brother was driving the sedan, following alongside his young son.

The camera catching the white jeep turning around, then later blocking the end of their driveway.

Two people got out of the jeep simultaneously.

One, who appears to be holding a gun, tried following the man into the house.

The other chased the little boy down the driveway.

Seconds later, the suspect comes back into frame with Jamal in his arms, putting him

on the side of the shop.

That's crazy.

So they did eventually take little Jamal,

and the dad ran in the house.

So of course the comments tore dad up because if you're a father, like that's who makes that decision?

Who makes the decision to leave their child out there to fend for herself running from kidnappers while you go in the house like a bitch?

The father doubled down online.

The father was like, yo, the baby's alive.

I'm alive.

Clearly I made the right decision.

Fuck y'all motherfuckers.

I thought the nigga was coming to kill me.

He had a gun and don't tell me what to do unless you've been in that scenario okay yeah

okay

can y'all imagine any world

any world any scenario where you run in the house and leave your youngest out there to be chased by kidnappers and taken away potentially no distinguished family i can imagine that no off of instincts no yeah you gotta kill me Yeah, off of instinct.

If you're coming to kill me, then you gotta kill me.

Yeah.

I will, I'm agreeing.

I'm on that side.

Y'all know where I ain't with the kids.

I think a lot of people are going to say that.

And, like, like dude said, until you actually in that moment, he immediately just thought self-preservation.

Some people try to.

I'm not saying he's right.

Because we all can sit here and say what we would do.

And

I think the number of people that would actually do it is going to be lower.

Of course.

Some people would run away from the child.

I've been in the heat of the moment, my nigga, in real life situations.

And it wasn't even my kid.

It might have been one of my niggas.

And instinctively, I went to the danger.

Nigga, you don't.

Anyway.

You ain't saved nothing, nigga.

I done washed all of my niggas.

I know.

Shut up.

He yo.

Crocodiles.

Yo, anyway, yo, no, I just think, I just think instinctively, yo, fam, I'm going with my kid.

Some people will run away.

That's true.

From instinct, too.

No, to get the person away from the kid.

Yeah.

They will run away to have the person follow them to keep the kids.

We saw that.

That works unless you're running in the house and leaving everybody outside he ran in the house no i agree no no that ain't running the house and come back with a bang or nothing no he ran in the house and locked it took jamal little ass and drove off yeah

yeah the two guys split up one chased the father into the house and the other one chased the kid directly into the the backyard caught him

yeah

yo you a different type of piece of i ain't gonna hold you i agree the kid is safe though they found the kid the kid is safe that's what's important did they find the guys that did it but fam and you making those decisions you don't know that they gonna find that kid safe.

That's true.

That's true.

We from the hood, nigga.

Niggas, we know what happens.

That's crazy.

You're finger melt back.

Yeah, that's pale.

That's crazy, son.

And a topic that don't have nothing to do with nothing.

I just wrote it down because I thought it was interesting.

Apparently, Rick Owens has an OnlyFans page for his feet.

Okay.

All right, come on.

Y'all keep supporting these widows.

I don't wear Rick Owens no more.

Why?

He got bad feet.

I don't wear Rick Owens.

He wasn't police.

Because

of

all of the stories that,

rumors, slash stories that exist about his wife.

I don't know any of this.

What's happening?

What's the rumors?

Yeah.

They say that.

Have you ever seen his wife?

No, I haven't.

I don't even know what he looks like.

Oh, you should look them both up.

I'm about to already.

You should look up Rick Owens and

Rick Owens and White.

What the rumor is, is that she be on some Satan, devil-worship.

Evil 666 type.

I mean, just

that.

I've seen posts about her before.

I didn't know that was his wife.

That's Rick Owens' wife.

And I don't know if those things are true, but watching her at all of the fashion events, I don't feel comfortable.

I don't,

yeah, I don't feel comfortable.

I didn't know that was his wife, though.

Again, I don't know any of those things to be true,

but with Rick Owens and how his clothes present,

coupled with some of what the rumored beliefs are with him and his wife, I'm not wearing Rick anymore.

I'm sorry.

There's a couple of them.

I'm not wearing chrome.

just because y'all overdid it for nothing absolutely nothing and now chrome chrome chrome used to be like ferrari where we're only making 10 000 pieces this year but because of mass manufacturing the fashion industry is fucked up right now because of mass manufacturing and because of what the aftermarket the secondary market does you got niggas making fake chrome or chrome is now making 200 000 pieces to serve to the secondary market so you're seeing people sell chrome bundles for like 80 and 90 grand it's like that stop like stop stop stop it's a mess some of the fashion industry is a mess i don't talk about it because i know we don't give a fuck about it up here.

But one day, I'm going to have some of these fashion niggas come in here and say, that's interesting.

I don't know anything about it, but it's interesting.

Yeah, yeah.

So I just thought that once I think Rick Owens had an OnlyFans was feed, I'm like, all right, enough is enough.

Enough is enough of you two.

I'm done with you two now.

Also, in other news, there has nothing to do with none.

People are saying that Dr.

Bryant

was even lying in the Paul Pierce video about Homeboy.

They're saying that she's gay.

I did find that.

What?

So she made up the nigga?

That's what people are saying.

Again, I don't know it to be true, but this is an entertainment show, and I'm not fact-checking none of this shit.

I read it, get a good chuckle, and decide to give it to y'all or keep it moving.

That's funny.

But, I mean, it wouldn't shout me

at all.

And

it would explain a lot more.

Yeah, it would.

So

shout out to her if she.

Salute.

That's funny, though.

Both you bitches, pussy, I think y'all should scissors.

Let's see.

What else do I have here?

I was randomly thinking about our Summer Walker conversation that we had months ago.

Y'all don't think Summer will crack 250 when she drop?

I was wrong on the 300s, but do y'all think that she'll crack 250?

I don't think so.

No.

No.

Nope.

Unless something

we don't hear a song that is giving y'all that.

There could be some song that makes me change my opinion.

I think summer gets close to 250 even if there's no song to come.

And I know I could be a summer stan.

Yeah, I don't think I don't see that happening.

She needs a

monster.

Yeah.

A smash.

I'll bet anybody out there that she'd do more than 230.

230 I'm willing to

stand on.

I don't know.

Because I'm saying close to 250.

So maybe 230, 240.

Shit, 225 even.

Let me see.

What was her last one?

Yeah, you brought it up last time.

Oh, yeah, 166.

Yeah, 166.

I stand on that.

She'll break 220 next time.

Album will be coming probably, what, towards the end of the year?

You think?

Or early next year?

She's a fourth quarter.

Yeah, she's definitely a quick.

She's definitely back now.

Getting ready to do the tour.

The tour starts.

I think it

just started in the United States.

What was her biggest release, Parks?

The last one, 166.

164.

Or so that one start or something.

She only got two albums, both of which which I think are

classics or cult classics.

One of the other.

Definitely cult classics.

These motherfuckers short.

Well, goddamn.

We care that Eclipse did 90?

I care a lot.

I think it's fine.

I care a lot that 90.

Let me hit the round of applause.

Not only for the clips,

but for the culture.

Like, I'm taking part in this.

I'm taking part in this as a cultural moment.

I'm taking pride in this as a nigga that was there for the mixtapes and the old shit.

Like, it means something to me to see

a project

with no, a project done in a hip-hop kind of way.

No single, not trying to

conform to y'all, perform for y'all.

Catch them all.

I'm making this for who I'm making it to.

And I do see a trend with a couple of acts saying, hey, this ain't for y'all to listen to.

Rima said that.

Rima, who I love, recently put put out a whole

diatribe on Instagram saying, yo, I fought with my label to release this project because the label wanted me to do XYZ, but I wasn't making it for those people.

I need to find it.

That's how powerful it was.

I'm going to find that Rima's statement.

But the Clips, W, W hip-hop, W culture,

W fans.

Their second highest first week besides the first album.

Which was 122.

It's not even far off for that with grinding.

You know what I mean?

Bro, it's your first album in over 15 years.

Like, just to be able to come out and do that,

you motherfucker.

Shut the fuck up, Corey.

Nigga, you wore your shits, nigga.

I love these shorts.

You missed the section early, West, and I'm wearing my short shorts.

It fixed the camera angle so that...

No, I heard it outside when you were talking about it.

I'm wearing my short shits, nigga.

Saying that the older I get, the shorter I want them.

No, I'm saying I'm wearing my shit.

Not the older I get, but I'm wearing my weight.

But you said that outside.

So what I'm saying is that.

I'm in the gym.

I'm working out.

I'm feeling good about myself, and my body, and my health, and my breathing.

But fix your shorts.

Yeah, no, I'm wearing my shorts.

What do you long-ass shorts look doofy yourself?

Yeah, I'm not doing that.

I got a nice thigh.

I got nice black American thighs.

Yo, what we, what I told you about that.

Let me see your shit.

What?

My thighs?

There you go.

Where are your Olafs, nigga?

Anyway.

At the Raptors, Olaf.

Oh, that's not the Rap.

Who that?

The Dragons.

Oh, no, the Dragons got the Raptor's colors.

T-Wax.

Oh, they stole stole the raptor's colors.

Yo, you got to stop that shit.

They stole a whole everything.

They got little raptors.

Y'all look inside of them.

Oh, and he got a jazz hat.

Oh,

that's not jazz.

Blues.

Oh, man.

Yo, foot, yo.

I love it, man.

Hello foot.

Just because you tried to cater to New Balance and get the outfits.

Oh, let me see if there's anything else I have here.

Oh, we were speaking about cheating and divorce and all this other shit.

Did you guys get a look at

Michelle and Obama?

I saw some of it.

Michelle and Barack.

They did a red table talk?

Yeah, they made a podcast appearance on Michelle's podcast with Michelle and her brother.

Okay.

And they

addressed their divorce rumors.

Did they really?

Kind of, yeah.

No, they didn't.

No, they didn't at all.

She basically said, in no way, shape, or form, have I ever considered divorcing this man.

It's never going to happen.

That's basically

what she said.

That didn't tell me anything at all.

She's also said at one point she left him alone and they called her quits at one point.

Before.

I don't remember that meeting.

I remember that.

I remember that.

She said it too.

Like, yo, she was so.

No, they said that there was a 10-year period in which she said to me it was a 10-year period, but she didn't really like him all that much.

But I think that that happens over the course of like a 30-year marriage where you don't necessarily like or love or whatever.

Like, I think that there's an ebb and flow and shit like that.

For 10 years?

You think it's going to be a 10-year?

It was during fucking perimenopause.

I don't think that's a good idea.

No, please ask it.

That makes sense.

Go ahead.

Fam.

You think you can be with somebody for 30 years and not like him for 10 years straight?

I mean, I don't know if she meant 10 years.

If you could love somebody and not like them for 10 years?

Hollywood kids.

What fuck is we talking about?

So motherfuckers will hold up.

Yo, things can last, ish.

What?

Things can last.

Like, y'all niggas like...

People will be...

Hold on.

If you don't like your fucking

other for 10 years, then divorce is on the table.

I need to know the 10 years.

I need to know the 10 years.

Because was his president eight of those 10 years?

Of course not.

It's always when he's unemployed.

It was never unemployed.

It wasn't Jenny lost his job.

He's always been that man.

Then you say you had like some peoples that when the kids got 18, they divorced or some shit.

One of my tenants.

It could be a situation like that where we staying together for the kids.

I don't like you.

And when I get, or

they might have later on down the line, was able to work that shit out.

But I don't like you right now.

We're not on the same page.

We're not vibing.

But we got kids.

And we're trying to do that for the the kids.

I've listened to several couples that I know that are like long-term marriages, and it's like it undulates up and down, up and down, up and down.

I agree.

Like they have moments where it's just like they can't keep their hands off of each other.

And then next year and a half, two years, they're like fucking roommates.

And then they're pissed off at each other.

But it's just like

there's a sense of devotion and commitment and also not wanting to fucking be outside.

This is their person, regardless of what happens.

It's their person.

So gotcha.

Yeah.

And maybe that was some exaggeration in 10 years we didn't like it.

They gaslighted.

I believe that

I would hope so.

They went on that podcast and gaslit us.

Or it was just, yo, we're going to put somebody out there and tell them shut the fuck up.

That niggas took like y'all don't be listening.

They got tired of the talk.

No, but they sat down and said, oh, people think that when they don't see us together for a while, that we're going through stuff.

Take it away, Flip.

That ain't just why people were saying that because they didn't see y'all together for a while.

They were saying that because they was listening to Michelle on her book tours and podcast runs speak in a way that we're not used to hearing a married woman speak about their husband.

That's why we were saying that.

And at the same time, not seeing him.

He's right.

It wasn't just they ain't together.

They gaslit the shit out.

Michelle was saying some shit.

She was.

And listen, I hope they're fine.

So don't get me to.

But even if they're not, I could see him saying, yo.

And if they ain't fine.

Come on, I want to know that they ain't fine.

That ain't nobody's business.

Well, that don't change me wanting to know it.

I want to know that the fucking marriage began to get a little rocky when her fees went up to Mel's,

to Mel's point

about how ladies are acting once they was able to get their own coin.

I mean, she got back a car after 1976.

I'm saying, after that, after that

eight years.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I got it.

$250,300 for a pop-out.

You think women need their own money, Melph?

Like,

yes, I do.

Like, what y'all going to do?

Like, what?

Like, what do you do with your own money?

What do you do with your own money?

Now that you...

Now that I'm what?

Now that you can make your own money.

Like, now that you get a bank account.

I seen you post something yesterday.

Hey, women, today's the anniversary of when we can get a credit card or some shit you wrote.

Yeah.

Yeah, it was the anniversary of women being able to open their own bank accounts

without the signature of their husband or fathers.

Make some noise for that.

I'm with you.

I'm with you.

That was it.

I don't have a follow of it.

You ever seen American Pep?

American Pep?

I can't say that.

Is it a documentary?

What made you bring that up in this conversation?

Yeah, how's that relevant?

Yeah, connect it for us.

leave him looking pretty and all that, but no doubt.

No.

Y'all need a lot of help.

You see, when you agree with Courtney, it's also a problem.

I wasn't agreeing with Courtney.

No, well, here is the best.

Bro, we are

on the entertainment podcast.

We are supposed to entertain.

Well, I'll be behind that one.

What else needs our

undivided undivided attention?

It appears that Shannon Sharp has settled.

Let's make some noise.

Let me make a round of applause for that.

This is just breaking, but it says here, let's see.

Oh, man.

All right, this is from Busby.

On April 20th, 2025, the Busby law firm filed a complaint in the bottom making several allegations against Shannon Sharp on behalf of our client.

Both sides acknowledge a long-term consensual and tumultuous relationship.

After protracted, uh, protracted and respectful negotiations, I'm pleased to announce that we have reached a mutually agreed-upon resolution.

All matters have now been addressed satisfactorily, and the matter is closed.

The lawsuit will thus be dismissed with prejudice.

Hmm.

Man, I wonder how much that cost him.

Yeah, a lot.

I don't know if this.

What was she asking asking for originally?

It was something stupid, wasn't it?

Like 50?

Yeah.

50.

It's 50 million.

But the tone of the conversation that released doesn't sound like he probably paid.

I mean, it's going to be a lot, but he paid.

Yeah, he paid.

I'm not saying he didn't pay nothing, but he paid.

He paid five to a girl that's how old was she?

19, 20?

I'm not aware of that.

She was 22 at this point, 19 when they started dating.

Fuck.

Do y'all think the settlement was seven figures?

A thousand.

A thousand percent.

Yeah, right.

I think it was eight.

A thousand percent.

I don't know.

I don't think it was eight.

I think it was eight.

I don't think it was eight.

I don't think it was eight.

I don't know if he got eight to pay.

I think it was seven.

Once he had eight to lose,

he might have paid ten.

Maybe

I don't think.

It might not be lump sum.

I don't think he got seven.

I don't think so.

Because, like I said, in the press statement, it says they had a tumultuous relationship.

No, no, no.

Consensual.

Right.

Now it says consensual.

Yes.

Before it did not.

Right.

So

that says.

I hate hate all of this.

Yeah, man.

Yeah.

I don't want to talk about it because I hate it.

I hate it all too much.

If he's happy, I'm happy.

If she's happy, I'm happy.

Yep.

But this is disgusting.

I think it's opening the door for other people to keep a bunch of these.

Well, that's why it's there.

The door is open.

But the door is open.

What does it say that it says consensual now?

What does that do?

Does that nothing

use that?

It don't clean them up no more.

It don't clean them up the way that they intend to clean them up because she's 22 years old.

So you had consensual sex with a 22-year-old.

In the eyes of the public, you still an old creep.

Yeah, but it's not.

But now you can go to ESPN and go to Boost Mobile and wherever you're getting your shit from and say, yo, this ain't that.

And that ain't this, which is great because

if that didn't deserve to be in your jacket, it shouldn't be in your jacket.

Correct.

Unfortunately, there's no way to take it

off.

Off your jacket.

And that's what I don't like about it.

That's bad.

That's what I don't like about this.

When this case came up, do you feel that he took a hit content-wise?

He took a hit?

Absolutely.

He took a hit.

Was it visible?

Yes.

A big hit.

That nigga was hot as fish grease, bro.

Yeah.

It's going to take a lot.

Let me not speak.

Even with that, like, but he was hot.

He was hot.

But it took a while to get a lot of things in the universe got to be working for you to be that hot.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So for a woman that you had consensual sex with to just throw a fucking

wrench in that.

And you remember right before.

Right before the lawsuit came out, they were saying that he was supposed to have like that nine-figure deal pushing that he was about to sign a hundred million dollar deal he was ESPN rumored was supposed to be getting rid of all of those shows to to put him in the slot

so if you look at a potential hundred million dollar deal and now that deal might be off the table because now everybody gonna lowball you yeah y'all got 34 if you wanted a nine yeah i'm like a hundred price ain't his price ain't what it was 100 ain't in yet

What the fuck you talking about?

Maybe 40.

He should be able to sue somebody.

Yep.

Who?

Yep.

Do what there's nobody.

Maybe there's nobody family.

And even if you could sue, what you gonna get?

Nothing.

You ain't gonna get your $100 million deal.

You're not gonna get a million dollars.

I'm just saying.

What's lost?

You're never gonna be made whole for that.

Yeah, bro.

That shit is.

That's some scary shit.

Be careful out there.

You gotta be careful.

Be careful.

Be careful.

Control your urges, nigga.

That's just a sign of it.

Especially if you're rich.

Especially if you're rich

yeah you're right

i see broke niggas do stupid shit all day yeah but you know nothing happens

yo it's really it's really not especially if you're rich because you see broke niggas do stupid all day yeah but let that broke nigga fall into some money then they come out the woodworks from back then but you don't have to have the discernment when you're broke because you don't know that the richness gonna ever come yeah so you can be as reckless you can evolve reckless

you can kick the glass you can go into the crib cheer there she open the door she see you in the bed what the fuck you doing get out you leave nothing like a lot of shit broke niggas do and get away with.

What you did?

That was a massive

specific.

I've been married for too long.

No, that's peaceful.

But I know niggas that do that.

I got a part of the show here for you, gentlemen.

And lady.

And lady.

This is from

R.F.

Gonzalez.

All right.

What's happening?

This says, The dilemma.

What's up to the cast?

Hey.

First time, long time.

Here's the deal.

I work with my kid's mom,

along with the woman that got in between us two.

Fuck.

We met the woman.

Yeah, I thought this question was appropriate for today's party.

Shit.

We met the woman working there, got kind of close.

Kids, same age.

Problem starts, in parentheses, as a man.

Where I didn't close the deal the first time around.

She's in a relationship, work parameters treaded real lightly in parentheses or he he

yo arrest this man hey treaded real lightly or he he he wrote that dead it yeah

dead it

three

years later The woman is coming back around with more fervor than ever.

Question is, finish the mission or leave it alone out of respect of my son's mother and the history behind it.

Topic, I guess.

Foregoing certain situations for betterment of the greater good?

Obvious answers, yes.

No.

Their,

yes, period.

No,

comma, their feelings.

I don't understand that.

Oh, their feeling.

No, their feelings, their problem.

That's what I'm saying.

Obvious answers, yes.

Or.

Or no.

Their feelings, their problem.

Distinguished panel, how do we help this gentleman?

I would need a little bit more info, but.

Well, I'm not fucking about it.

Yeah, I was going to say no from starters.

I'm not fucking about it.

I'm still trying to figure out.

I don't know.

But he said the woman that came between us.

That's why I was.

Yeah.

But then he said something about not sealing the deal.

Which means he didn't fuck.

He got close to fucking, but he did.

He, he.

He, he, he, he, he, he.

But law.

But was this woman working there at the time that this happened?

It is.

They're broken up.

Yeah, I'm lost.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, it's not.

And they might be still.

Well, that might, she might be why they broke up.

I'll read the first sentence.

Yeah, that makes sense.

Yeah.

First time, long time, here's the deal.

I work with my kid's mom, along with the woman that got in between us two.

We met the woman working there.

Got kind of close.

Kids, same age.

So it sounds like this girl is the reason that him and his baby mom broke up and they all work together.

Yeah.

You leave that.

And now Shorty is doubling back with some more fervor, ready for him to seal the the deal.

And they still work together.

Yeah, leave it alone.

Leave it alone, baby.

But him and his baby mom broke up.

I don't care.

That's how this sounds.

That's why he's saying.

Should he finish the deal though?

Should he feel it?

Yeah.

Or is the.

You bugging.

Why?

Leave that alone, baby.

Him and his baby mom have broken up.

You work with the chick.

I'm still there.

Sometimes the brick and brook is our favor.

I mean, if you lost your girl over the girl, I'm going to knock your socks off.

And you didn't even hung up.

It might as well.

Three vowels.

I owe you.

She got dinner already.

You also still have to co-parent with this person.

Yeah, drop a little drink.

You got the door.

I'll pick him up.

Wait, listen.

Wait, in co-parenting world, you can't say a word about who I am.

No, you can't.

You can act funny and deny my kids.

And that could be enough of a problem for you.

You can act funny and deny my kids.

Is it worth it?

Yo,

he ain't say he's about to be in a relationship with the chick.

He said he's about to clean her cloth.

And then she start acting funny around the job now.

Yeah, start creating problems.

You know how it goes if you clean a clock properly.

It's gonna figure it out.

It might not be a position of power.

I ain't saying nothing about power.

I'm not fucking nobody.

I'm not saying that.

They could be equals.

I'm not saying nothing about power.

If we work together, I'm cool.

Now she wants to

do that.

I ain't gonna say nothing.

Y'all probably

talking this bullshit.

Nigga, she could sit there and now she wants to start playing with your baby mom.

Now she's acting funny at the job because she wants to let her know that you're knocking it down.

Are they in the same department?

Don't ever do that again.

Dang.

Is HR one of the job?

Mel, what if they work in a different department?

Like, how do you

different floor?

Like, what do you think?

Whole different building.

Let her answer, y'all.

Err on the side of caution.

Don't do it.

Yeah.

Sorry.

Talking about the kids.

Easy, best, judge.

Sounds messy.

If it feels like you could be

sounds messy, I'm feeling

silly.

Hurt feelings.

What could get you in trouble later at the job?

Hurt feelings, kids involved.

You should not have sex with nobody at the job.

Yeah, no.

Unless you're about to marry them.

If you're just going to be a quick fling for a little bit,

it's not worth it.

It's not worth it.

And it may be it.

It depends on the job.

Your family.

It may feel good.

It may motivate you.

You crazy.

Y'all niggas are sitting there front.

You think I'm friendly?

I've never fucked a girl I've worked with.

You ain't had no job.

I had a job.

You just said earlier, yeah, y'all never had a job.

It's not nice in the stockroom, man.

Like, knock it off.

Fuck it all.

I worked at KB Toys, nigga.

There's some nice ones out there, man.

And guess what?

The shorty of the register wasn't bad either.

If Chris dude that was selling them TVs, threw you some yami at 17, 18, you was going to have discernment.

Yes.

Yes, is what I'm telling you.

I know that's unbelievable to you, but yes.

If I don't want to fuck, I ain't fucking.

No, I'm not saying that.

I said, if you're a fucking idiot.

There was nothing in there.

If you did want to fuck.

The job, listen, I'm telling you about.

Ish, I'm telling you about the jobs that I had.

I can't speak for nobody else.

Gotcha.

The Wiz, Sears, JC Penny, and the post office.

There was nothing there that that was crazy.

But now,

if one of them

would have been in the Sears, what?

Let it been somebody there that you would have fucked.

Exactly.

Oh, then I'd have fucked them back in the day.

That's what we said.

That's why it says it depends on the job.

But today, no, I don't think you should fuck nobody you work with.

Depends on the job.

All right.

Nah.

No, no job today do I think you should fuck somebody you work with.

Depends on the job.

The whole getting busy?

Them fucking Amazon workers.

Nigga, them workers everywhere.

They fucking fucked up.

Everywhere.

Everywhere.

Nigga, the hospitals, them doctors is busting all the RN.

Well, he's all the nurses.

All my RN homegirls be like, yo, I fat this doctor.

He rich.

They busting a what?

That's power dynamic.

You talk to a lot of people.

Power dynamics work in the hospital?

Or is that just for entertainers?

I'm not sure.

Because they not necessarily their bosses.

They not they bosses.

The pick.

Yes, power dynamics work in the hospital.

Oh, you're the pick.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

You're the pick.

Fuck yes.

You can't fuck the RN.

No.

Word?

Oh,

fucking them doctors, though.

They don't just

tell you, right?

Ish?

Tell them.

Yeah.

No, that's no.

How does a conversation like that come up?

With a girl telling you, I'm just curious.

Hey, ish.

I'm fucking talking about this.

Yo, I'm a doctor.

Yes, like that.

Yo, I met this doctor.

Yo, I'm

a great care dude.

Yeah, you make a career.

Everybody feel comfortable.

Yeah.

God, you a magnet.

Magnet of comfortability.

I'm just glad that.

I'm going to call you by some shit.

Yo, ish.

Hey.

You got a lot of female friends.

I don't.

You don't?

I do not.

No, I don't.

You said female?

I didn't say nothing.

Slow down.

Yo, I left you alone today.

You should.

Oh, here's an update on that kidnapping Jamal situation.

Okay.

The kidnappers were reportedly targeting Jamal White's mother first,

as she was allegedly a well-known drug dealer who flaunted cash.

But when she wasn't home and the father ran, they grabbed the seven-year-old Jamal instead and randomed a $100,000 ransom for his return.

She paid it?

The kid's home safe.

Doesn't say, but he's home safe.

The kid's home safe.

The kid's home safe.

I wouldn't give a fuck what they was intentions was.

You ain't gonna snap.

I'm not leaving my baby.

You a bitch ass nigga to leave your kids outside.

Let's go.

Sounds like she's a little real in him.

Probably.

I'm with you on that.

You can't leave your kid outside.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Brian.

You can't leave your kid outside getting chased by a kidnapper with a gun and you inside a new century.

You're the under century.

What you wearing in the house.

Hey, yo, son, jump the gate.

You in the window looking.

No!

Fuckers we talk about.

Fuck you.

That nigga's a bad father.

Who?

Fuck y'all talking about.

He jumped the gate.

No, I said that's some bitch shit that we looking in the window.

Yeah.

He probably did.

He probably came outside after they left to look to see where it went.

Fuck him.

He saw them leave because he was looking out the window.

Hey, y'all, I know who that was, yo.

That was Lil' Curtinum.

They got Junior.

Like, what?

You gonna get some niggas yoke?

Yo, nigga, man.

Stop.

What's your weekend plans?

Work.

Oh, what is this?

Work?

What work?

What you got going on now, Mel?

I'm going to do tonight's conversation.

Oh, yeah, I saw that.

I did see that.

Shout out to you, male.

Shout out to tonight's conversation.

You're doing it live, right?

Mm-hmm.

Fire.

Well, that should be.

That should be.

Are you going to give something up?

We'll see what happens.

I don't know how it's going to fucking go.

You have a game plan going in there, man.

I have zero game plan other than just

showing up and being you.

Showing up, being me, thanking the audience for

tonight's conversation.

Yeah.

Those are niggas.

Wait a minute.

Here we go.

Close the box.

Here you go.

Are you fucking crazy?

It just clicked.

Melissa Ford.

What?

Explain it to me.

Explain what?

Does Ish ever explain when he he goes on another fucking podcast?

That's not.

We can't.

That's not.

I mean, I need to.

We're the same.

Yo, that's the same.

Don't look away now.

Don't look away now.

Well, you couldn't.

Guns is out.

And now we'll wait till Ish comes out of the bathroom.

I love when we like bump into something that is about

i didn't hear what she said what she said something about ops hanging out with ops you know sometimes she's just throw you first of all

what is the problem with me doing tonight's conversation problem none okay you're about to choose

there's no problem with you doing tonight's conversation okay why it's a talking point is because tonight's conversation is that podcast that had all the trouble with homeboy that you like right

uh what's his name you couldn't keep his name out your mouth for a whole week and then he was talking slick for a little bit so we had to put that name on ice.

But

shout out to the people from tonight.

I'm not shouting on them niggas out.

I don't know them niggas.

I don't know them.

Why am I shouting them out?

Okay.

Yeah, the shout-outs was a courtesy when I didn't know y'all, but I know no man have to shout you niggas.

I fuck you niggas.

Okay.

One of my friends is on the panel currently.

His name is Mike Reed.

So I'm going on the panel.

I'll wig out.

I'll wig out.

What's up with the dog mold?

Niggas don't give a shout out.

It's shout outs with a shout out.

Everybody ain't got to get a shout out.

Some of you niggas take a shout out for granted, which is why y'all get crazy.

Do you think that you might have mistook in the I don't get it?

Because you do that a lot.

You do that a lot.

You missed.

A nigga might have said something.

Yo, this thing might have.

I remember that whole shit.

And you might have missed.

The nigga might have just said it in jest because he fucked with niggas up here.

And you just take it.

Nah, it was a little too slick, homeboy.

It was a little too slick.

And I ain't the only one that felt like that.

I'm riding for my man, too.

But

that was your people that was

ousted.

He wasn't ousted.

No, well, he wasn't ousted.

No,

he was one of the biggest drawers.

No, they just.

So they fixed it.

No, they had a contractual disagreement, and

he decided to walk away.

That's your friend, though.

That's you.

We're cool.

Cool enough for you to do the show, even after that.

He's not going to give a shit.

He doesn't give a shit.

But you don't give a shit.

He doesn't give a shit me being.

I'm asking you.

I don't care about him.

I don't know that, nigga.

I'm asking you.

It's a strange question because he does, he wouldn't care.

Like, there's no reason.

The answer to the question: say, yeah, you don't care.

You don't got to be politically correct.

Yo, if he don't feel no type of way, I don't feel no type of way.

They asked me to come on the show.

Okay, then.

What I'm telling you is, you don't got to tiptoe.

Yo, dog, it's not that serious of a deal.

That's literally what I'm trying to say: it's not that serious.

When is this?

This weekend.

Sunday.

Saturday and Sunday.

What time is Saturday?

It's only one way to fix it.

Five and eight.

It's only one way.

They do two shows.

It's only one way.

Oh, I do one.

They do two.

I do one.

To five o'clock, I might be able to.

I'm going to come see what's going on with you.

Mm-hmm.

I'm going to come see what's going on over there.

Don't worry about it.

Tonight's conversation.

Yo, you're an idiot.

Ain't that a relationship, Joan?

No.

It's about everything, just the relationship pieces.

Got it.

Yes,

and I will keep my mouth shut during the relationship portion of the conversation.

Does that make you feel better?

No, your body, your choice.

You should be able to speak freely about anything that you want.

People seem to have a fucking problem with that.

No, that's part of why I ask you to be a relationship expert up here.

I mean,

burnout is real.

Good fog, y'all.

Good fog, good day.

Good five.

Y'all need you on my team.

Huh?

Thought you was during Jersey off.

No, in the beginning, I did that already.

Now I'm on some.

I want some Foxy chips.

All his nikki tweets have just made me play all of Foxy's catalog.

Come on, man.

Get up my bronze.

Damn, I'm pushing.

I would.

Hey, they wasn't here for this.

Yo, keep us in your prayers.

Lord knows we need to be there till the next time.

I bid you a due farewell.

Adios Ariva Dirchie.

Asta La Vista.

Au voir.

So long.

Goodbye.

Or simple head now will suffice.

Remember, life is a series of moments and moments pass.

So let's make this one last as if it's all we

had.

Having your property,

last but certainly not least,

the baddies are insecure.

The stagnant women want to travel.

The closed-minded women want you to teach them things, grab you a Tylenol, you might need it.

Tomorrow, I'm celebrating my anniversary all weekend, man.

That's what I got going on.

Congratulations.

Thank you, thank you.

I'm prepping for my trip next week.

O BK, what up, Gab?

What up, boy?

take it back to what we said goodbye

if I

stop playing with Foxy Brown, man.

Y'all stop playing with Foxy Brown name out there if that's what you're doing.

Hey,

like I do, everybody.

Yo, y'all be safe out there, head on a swivel.

Let's try to make it back home to our families.

That's all that really matters.

Y'all having a good time.

Summer is moving fast, it's moving fast.

Shout out to the parents out there.

Shout out to to my mom.

My mom got COVID.

Shout out to her.

Oh, for a little bit.

Feel better, mom.

Yeah, it's still out there, y'all.

It's still out there.

Be careful.

I love you.

Feel better.

Love you, Miss Ferry.

Call me.

I got the care package on deck.

You know the vibes.

There you go.

Wait a minute.

Hey.

Why would you be without the JBP?

We, we, we, we, we, we got him.

We fucking got him.

Well, fold that up right now.

Don't look away.

Don't look away now.

Pussy.