Episode 843 | "Mothers Baby, Fathers Maybe"

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We tried that twice.

Jerusalem.

What's poppin'?

Oh, we good.

We here.

Yo, what's happening, man?

How y'all chilling?

Chilling.

Feeling good.

I do want to say that Mel has stolen one of my toys.

Oh, Paul.

Steal it.

Whoa, whoa.

That's it.

So there's a toy that I'm up here.

So in order for me to start, in order for me to start.

Which toy, Flip?

Which toy?

In order for me to start the show calmly, I get one of my stress balls and press it like this, and I hide my hand like that.

I'm looking for...

Squeeze the ball.

Yeah, squeeze it.

I'm looking for my ball.

And then Mel said she put it in her bag.

Yeah.

So she stole it.

Well, it was an accident.

We don't know doggy bags in her bag, too.

I mean, well, the dog's not here, so you know.

But it was an accident.

It was an accident.

You know, listen, my grip is really weak right now.

A lot of grips are weak.

A lot of grips have been weak.

A lot of people have weak grips.

We're getting injured exercising.

A lot of

watch it.

Well, listen, I started exercising, and I didn't get weak yet.

My grip is still strong.

Okay.

And real quick.

That second push-up is going to be a doozy, though.

Your grip's supposed to get stronger when you work out.

Yeah, right.

Typically.

The problem is I do some workouts that require extra grip and I'm gripping too hard.

So I'm getting some nerve problems.

Got it.

Mine's tennis elbow.

It's just repeated action over the course of decades of strenuous exercise.

Sure.

Would you have to get surgery to fix it?

I think I might need surgery, yeah.

So hence.

I got somebody if you need somebody.

You do have people, yes, absolutely.

What's going on?

Yo, this is the beginning.

First of all, this is the beginning of the bar.

Second of all,

I am down to see another.

Uh, what's that shit that happened with Ron Artist?

Divorce.

Oh,

I am down.

Oops.

Still, we on that track.

What's it called?

Malice in the Palace.

I am down to see another Malice in the Palace.

No, man, look, I'm just trying to help my coworkers, man.

People will be injured.

I just try and leave.

Basketball game.

Anyway, you think that she thinks by leaving the dog home is a solution for the dog not, for her not cleaning up the shit outside?

I did.

That is a solution.

It is, but

the shit was still outside and some fell down.

I took care of it.

Bin Laden's.

Yeah, back up off me.

Back up off mail.

Not too much on my sister today.

Thank you.

Not too much on my sister in Christ today.

Thank you.

I appreciate that.

And I'll bring the ball back.

I promise.

I'm sorry.

I just like that.

And don't steal from work anymore.

And that should be.

It's technically a borrow.

You unsolved the mystery because you're one of my toys next to her.

You said, why flip toy is here?

Why was the toy here?

You too.

You brought so much strife.

I enjoy it.

I enjoy it.

I don't know.

You too?

Sure.

It's you too.

When I be talking to my girl about the problems of the show.

Yo.

It's y'all too.

I love y'all.

Yo, Mark go buy the whackest Nikes he could find.

I hate when Mark buys sneakers.

I ain't.

I ain't gonna lie.

Because last time he was here, I was looking at his shit and they was brand spanking.

Come here, take them around.

Lace them up.

Oh, the ones?

You know,

I like them.

I like them.

I like it.

I was at 9-5.

He go to

Flight Club and paid the extra to get them.

Shut up, Ice.

Shut the fuck up.

I don't go to Flight Club.

I pick them up from Flight Club.

Yeah, I order them online.

You pick your sneakers from Flight Club?

I go online and I order like batches of them.

A lot of them are years old.

Like that sneakers that took the tag off, they're probably five, six years old.

Oh, okay.

You didn't just run to the

okay.

That makes more sense to me.

Yeah, that makes more sense to me.

Yeah, those are not five.

Not like I'd be killing the food with either, but yeah, these are just comfortable.

I just got, I did an all-nighter last night.

I'm exhausted.

I was like, let me just find some sneakers to do it.

How was you doing all night?

Two things.

One, working on the Ian and Mark show.

We were doing that to almost midnight.

And then I had to help my wife finish her book.

Nice.

I'm editing.

I'm doing a final edit for her.

So she asked me to read all 150,000 words.

Oh,

that's fire.

Can't chat GPT that?

She cut her initial deal on the fee?

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, I'm waiting to see what I get on the other end.

Good looking.

It's all coming to the back end.

I hope.

I keep trying.

No, no.

No, no.

You're laughing too hard, Missy.

All right.

Apparently, people have a really difficult time when I find joy in humor.

Well, yeah, that's it.

Shit.

All right, I see what the day is.

Yep, it's Tuesday.

Morning is early, too.

Mark is early in the pod, Mark.

No, we're taking an hour.

We ain't an hour two or three.

That's true.

Let's take the boss like you did last time.

No, that was staying.

That was fine.

That's the line.

Your life is not in danger.

Yeah, yeah.

And I mean, we barely ended the first hour, so I assume if you do it here.

Right.

You know, yeah, yeah.

Oh, man.

What's popping, everybody?

We good.

We chilling, man.

Glad everybody's safe.

Yeah.

That downvote was crazy.

I got flooded a day early.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Thank God.

Nah, it's bad.

It's bad.

Well,

I do want to talk about you.

Yeah, we'll get there.

You're flooding at some point.

Yeah, yeah.

But what do you you say for you?

No, I'm just saying it's bad.

Like, I have family members that was stuck

out there eight, nine o'clock trying to get their kids from school.

Like, it was the videos and pictures I saw from people like

Plainfield area of Jersey.

Terrible, bro.

Water up to the roof of the car.

Yeah.

It was fucked up.

That's nasty.

Yeah.

My basement got flooded last night.

My wife texted me and told me I meant to go and check this morning.

I forgot.

Is your basement like finished?

It was.

Oh.

Damn.

I have no idea that.

Damn.

Yeah, I have no idea.

But I should check.

I've been flooded a couple times, so I feel for anybody going through it.

That shit is the worst.

Yeah, me too.

I've been flooded when I used to live in Brooklyn.

That shit is not good at all.

And shout out to our good brother, is she is here with us in spirit because he's dealing with some floods.

Oh, no.

He's dealing with some flood shit.

In his crib or one of his properties.

I have no, I don't talk to him.

It's in his crib.

His people contacted your people.

Yeah, I don't really speak to him about it.

As long as he's alive, Corey will tell me if something is bad.

Gotcha.

Damn.

Hey, yo, you know what's...

Yo, when you use the pump, right?

No, Flip, what's up with you today?

The toy, the pump.

You're doing a lot.

What's up with you?

No, the pump, I'm talking about the pump.

When you pumping out the water of your basement.

Oh, okay.

Not the pump is pumping.

When you use the pump to set the pump or whatever, whatever, and then that shit is going outside.

I think the water is coming back in.

Well, if it's flooding bad enough, yeah, I guess it would.

Yeah.

And hopefully, the listeners are tuned into their own depot bod

to hear how you should take care of that in the event that it happens.

But now, I'm here for some fun.

Fuck them floods.

Well, not if you were thoughts and prayers, but

other than that.

Yeah, come on.

Let's get to it.

Oh.

Yeah, we heard you working on something a little earlier.

Your intro.

Your intro, man.

Your intro.

We heard you working on it.

It sounded good.

That's why they kicked you out.

Tell her.

Tell her.

No,

tell him.

No, no, no.

That's on the internet.

I'm not starting with Mel.

Not too much on Mel today.

Not too much on the mail.

They took a Beijing car.

Yeah.

They can't take shit from me.

No, they kicked you out.

It's all on the internet.

They said Rihanna, not Jack.

They pulled up your dad.

He's beautiful.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Everybody needs to just stop right now.

They pulled up my glasses.

Yeah.

I ain't look good looking, man.

Did you ever find a picture of him?

No.

Not a one.

Hey, Mark.

Not a one.

I did.

It's just like the joke had passed, so I didn't even bother.

The joke is back.

Look at that.

The joke is back.

We do a lot of callback shit.

You You guys are going to intentionally fucking disagree with me and not understanding that.

That's the gig.

Okay.

That's what we do.

That's what we do with it.

I can guarantee it's going to happen.

We still want to picture them.

We love you, though.

That there was part of it that was like ingest.

And it was like, you look like your dad.

Okay.

Like, where do you think your beauty is from?

You think it's from the white side of you?

Stop doing that.

Stop doing that.

Can you find the picture?

Stop doing that.

I think you're beautiful.

First of all, first of all,

have you guys ever heard about father's, you know, mama's baby, father's baby?

No, you know what that means, right?

No, that's a Canadian thing.

Yeah, but that got to do beauty.

That's just about no, it has to do, it has to do with what, how kids come out looking versus how they progress as they get older.

No, that's not what that means.

Yes, it does.

No,

if the father, no, it means you know it's the mama's baby, but you don't have a shape.

Yeah, yeah.

Wait, wait, wait, what did you think that meant?

I know exactly what it means.

Biologists and researchers have come to have opined that children come out looking like the father because

Corey

come out looking more like the father than the mother because they feared that the father would either abandon or kill the child.

This is all predated to prehistoric children.

I know that.

What the expression is, though.

I never heard that expression.

Okay,

I'm basically using a modern-day expression to refer to

that kind of research.

Mothers, maybe, father,

mothers, maybe, fathers, maybe.

Yes.

It's a colloquial phrase that highlights the uncertainty surrounding paternity, especially in comparison to the certainty of maternity.

Like what I said.

You just made that shit up.

You just freaked it out.

I didn't just make it up.

You took a look at it.

And anybody who has a critical thinking mind understands the pattern.

Okay, bro.

Are you shooting now?

I see how you feel.

Let's go.

Understands the connection that I was making.

So, and yes, as I've gotten older, I look more like my mother.

A lot more like my mother.

Okay, find a picture of your dad, bro.

Thank you, Flip.

Yo, all this word shooting.

Just show up.

This fucking picture.

Yay!

He got a...

Come on, smooth, old school, Bill Cosby looking nigga.

He not ugly.

What?

Watch your fucking mouth talking about Mr.

Ford like that.

Yo, these women, yo.

There was.

There was a little...

She on the something.

She ain't wrong.

He's not unattractive, though.

Oh, come on.

Let me see.

There was a little, there was a, there was some jest in the way.

He looked like an African dictator.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Watch your fucking mind.

He does.

Last King of Scotland?

A little bit.

This is not no fucking ugly man.

He's not ugly.

Oh, my shit.

He's not a 70-year-old picture when he's 75.

He's not 75 there.

He's 48.

Well, 48 in those days were different.

How many are you?

All right.

Thank you.

Oh, shit.

Thank you.

You're 48, though.

I'm 46.

And that's her see a few.

But that thing is age.

Back in the days, he had to deal with some shit.

Who's this?

That's you?

That's me.

He was an ugly baby.

You look like

a baby.

You ugly now.

Fuck you.

Let's go.

Well, full dot up right now.

I'm ugly now.

She said she ugly now.

Yo, Mel in this picture picture looked like she was going to call him ugly when she got wrong.

When she got wrong, when she got older, all that girl dad shit.

Wait, what the girl dad phrase wasn't a phrase back then.

Oh, no, okay.

I'm just checking.

Go ahead.

You know what?

Here's the thing.

I don't think he's ugly.

Here's the thing.

Is an internal family joke spilled out, you know, by way of me talking about it on this very large, you know, broadcast and nobody gets the answer.

Oh, now in the family, I understand.

The family being like,

even if the white family, yeah, I'm about to say that's why I was like, my dad, but here's the thing: my dad was in on it.

That's the thing.

So, when I told the story about

it, the white side can't tell the black side.

Exactly.

Yeah, the whites can't do that.

Call your aunt, call somebody from over there.

We got a white colour.

From which side?

The white side.

Everybody's dead.

You want to make shit dark?

Like, goddamn.

That's the big joker.

That's what she knew.

That's what she did.

That's the big joker.

That's what she's doing and get you out of there.

She's

fucking up.

I got a car accident.

And I got hit.

All right, yo.

We got a great show line up.

No, we got it.

That's what you're mailing.

We got a great show line up for y'all today.

I promise, I promise.

Where you put your head?

Oh man, yo.

That ugly nail is so funny, right?

That motherfucker, I'll blow you up over there.

I don't want no problems.

I'll expose you.

I don't want no problems.

I don't want no problems, my dad.

You can feel it in the streets

on a day like this, Decky.

It feels like someone

Mike Shack, one, two, one, two.

So happy to be here.

All praise due to the Most High

Ego.

Blessings, blessings.

So happy you woke us up this morning.

You can feel it.

On a day like this, Decky.

I feel like someone

like someone.

I feel

like

Mike Sheck, want you, want you?

Mike Check, want you, want you out there?

Shout out to the first and last time lifted, always for the ladies.

Shout out to the patrolies on the communities.

Here you go.

Just a bit of a break from the norm.

Just a little something to break the monotony.

All that hardcore dance that it's gotten to be a little bit.

Look at that nigga sending NWA shots.

Give me a soft, subtle mix.

And if it ain't broke, then don't try to fix it.

And think of the summers of the past.

Adjust the face and let the Alpine blast.

Yes, sir.

Wherever you might be listening from, shout out to the nine to five and the entrepreneurs out there.

Everybody on vacation right now.

Whoa.

Summer too high.

All the bad bitches in sundresses.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Everybody on the beach right now.

Everybody out the country right now.

Let ride.

Shout out to the kids listed.

You know who the car is.

Everybody in the pool right now.

Hey, game.

But I know that you can't.

Yo, when I'm gone, make sure the intro is just as lit as when I'm here.

Please.

Say no more.

I know Parks did that with the Sean Paul last time.

Let Parks do it.

Don't

make sure that that

was flip.

That was flip.

It was Parks.

It was Parks.

I'm going another direction for the intro, too.

Yep.

And I'm joking with y'all.

Y'all killed the intro when I was going.

Hey,

come over there.

Yeah.

That's it.

We even hear while you're going.

Right.

Ain't none of that shit he's talking about.

Right.

We got you.

We got you.

We got you.

We got you, big guy.

We got you.

You got a fire intro.

It's going to blow your mind, right?

I'll try too, right after.

Exactly.

I see what's going on.

Fire alpha pod.

Exactly.

Oh, shit.

This part.

This is the choice.

What's that?

We'll fold that up right now.

All right.

What episode is this?

843.

Welcome to episode 843 of the Joe Button Podcast.

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I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, happy to be here, host, and I'm not going to be here soon.

God damn it.

I can smell a plane now.

Weeks.

So I'm sorry, y'all.

I got to leave.

I got to go.

I got to go.

We excited.

We can't wait.

Yeah, for real.

We'll be happy for you.

Go get you some sun.

I deserve it.

You do.

You work hard.

You do, man.

Is there more than that, man?

Yeah, you take cocoa.

Extended trip.

Yeah, you ain't got to come back.

Yeah.

Ever, right?

A few times this year.

Yeah.

But if you could try to do it every Friday.

Fridays is

at least until like September, October.

Well, that's what I thought about this time when I did it.

Yeah, just do it every Friday.

Friday.

Yeah, Friday.

Every Friday, though.

Yeah, man.

I appreciate it.

Spin the globe and just pick somewhere.

Yeah, I love these guys, man.

Best crew in the world, man.

Look how they care about me.

Man, you know,

mental health.

They're clear about you, dog.

Come fuck out.

Anyway, oh, I did all that.

I don't know.

Oh, yeah, I'm me.

I'm here with some dope people.

That's true.

To my right.

You know what I mean?

Moved across the fucking country to be here with us for you dirty bastards out there.

Legend since the 90s.

2000.

The ots.

The ox.

Why do you always do that when I say that?

Because she's going to age herself.

Well, I mean, like, I just.

But she was so quick to tell me that her dad looked old as hell at fucking.

You agree.

Y'all agree.

I think your dad looked great.

Yeah.

He looks great.

I don't think he looked bad at all.

Rest in peace.

Rest in peace.

That's the fanny.

Amen.

Yeah, that's right.

Give it up for the OG.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Anyway, legend from the sixth, huh?

Melissa Ford in the mid-A.

To her right, big queens flip.

Queens get the money, man.

God makes my job so much easier.

So much easier.

One of my favorite people in the world, man.

I'm clapping up a queen flip.

Yes, sir.

Clapping up, Queensflip, Queensflip, Queens Flip.

You know, like the Lord.

You know how to respond to kindness.

Thank you.

I appreciate it.

Appreciate a damn.

To his right, our good brother, Dark, aka Mark Lamont Hill in the building.

Make some noise.

Make some noise.

Next to him, Big Freeze is here.

Y'all know the fucking vibes.

Yo, yo.

Parks is here.

Poe is here.

Corey's here.

Erickson is here.

Whoever else is here won't be here in about 30 minutes.

So I'm not shouting y'all out no more.

Shout out to Sabon and Tander here by remote.

And last but certainly not least, each and every one of you guys are here.

How's everybody doing?

How's everybody feeling?

What's popping, though?

Feeling good.

Good.

I feel amazing, man.

Good, good.

I love that for you guys.

I love that for you guys.

You know, you know, they don't like when we do this.

When we do what?

Just how I.

They don't care how our weekend was.

Yeah, but we care, though.

Oh, all right.

It's called the icebreaker.

Oh, I care how y'all weekend was.

I was actually wondering about your weekend.

My weekend was well.

Yeah, because I was thinking about the Man Deserato fight.

I was thinking about the waxing.

Oh.

Yeah, yeah.

The Man Deserado fight,

keep my comments to myself, but you know, I was supporting my sister.

Was you out there?

You went though, right?

No.

Oh, okay.

I thought you were there.

No, I didn't go.

No, I was outside.

Again, left outside.

No, I'm playing.

I did not go.

I didn't go.

No.

Okay.

Yeah.

Well, I'm with ICE.

I care about everybody's well-being.

So I'd like to start with a little bit of how you guys doing it.

And I care about you guys's well-being out there as well.

Shout out to anybody that may be fighting a private battle when the summer is hot.

Yeah, yeah.

I care about that, yes.

Yeah, yeah.

It's a bad time to do it or a great time to do it, depending on how you look at it.

Where would you guys like to begin?

Can I just give a happy birthday to my mom?

Please.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, man.

Yesterday,

well, Sunday was her actual birthday.

We did an 86th birthday party for her.

The big A party at the house.

Did a little something at the house, but she thought only a handful of people were coming, but she didn't realize how many people loved her.

So everybody who I called came out.

Wow.

And we gave her food, gifts, you know, played some good music, you know what I mean?

And just had a great time.

And we don't do parties in my family like that, we don't do get-togethers for like each other, like we didn't do that.

So, this was like a big deal for her.

This is like the second time she's had a party in 86 years.

Oh, wow, so very dope.

Yeah, so just shout out to you, love your mom.

Does she listen to the pod?

No,

god, no, she did find out about that blind joke before, though.

She called me about it.

She thought it was funny, though.

Oh, she got a good sense of humor.

Yeah,

I hadn't paid

the rent that much, too.

So,

she benefited funny, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, it's all love, man.

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday, mom.

That was fire.

That was fire.

Why didn't y'all do the get-together for the parties?

I was curious about that, too.

I got a weird family.

We just didn't do normal shit.

Part of it was because of the Jim Crow shit.

They grew up in Jim Crow, so they didn't have birthday parties.

They didn't have birthdays all the way.

You know what I mean?

Like, they didn't know exactly when their birthdays were.

They had to find birthday tickets.

My dad had to name himself.

It's tough to keep it light.

Yeah.

Sorry, man.

What are you asking?

traumatic ass question, why didn't you have birthday parties as a child?

If I thought that's so heavy, Mom.

But if I thought it had to do with Jim Crow, I might not have left that.

I exit.

I leave the Apollo once the Jim Crow.

That's fair.

And when they start showing when the Apollo started, and Jim Crow and Sam.

I hate y'all niggas.

Don't ask a nigga why he didn't ever have a party as a kid and think he's going to give you a happy answer.

You said your dad had to name himself?

Yeah, he was only born with initials.

And then when he went to the army, he named himself.

He was just LM.

And his dad was LM.

And the slave slave master who owned him was LM.

So he became Leon.

All right.

Wait, he's kept the initial?

I mean, slavery's hard.

Now that you mentioned it, by definition, yeah,

yeah, this was Stockholm.

That goddamn stockholder.

I didn't even think about that.

The nigga could have picked any day.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, he was LM.

He became Leon Melvin.

Yeah, he named himself.

Nah, Pop.

We're changing your name again.

We got to change Pop's name again, man.

I'll let him know.

Oh, that's hard.

I'll break out the Ouija board.

No, you're not.

rest in peace, man.

Pop's just gone.

See, look,

everybody's gonna fucking laugh at that, but I can't make a joke about my dad.

Well, but you hate me.

He just said Ouija board.

Nope, don't start.

Because I'm a Ouija board.

He loves his dad.

He loves his dad.

He never ran off.

It's different.

I ain't calling him ugly either.

Yeah, I said he bad.

He ain't dissimilar.

He loves his dad, Mal.

Yeah.

It's all good.

Tomato, tomato.

Oh, God.

Where would y'all like to to start?

There we go.

There we go.

Market.

Inspired me.

I want to shout my mom out, too.

And you know what?

Virgo season is almost upon us.

Oh, God.

Don't remind me, please.

You other signs,

we've let you have your time now.

It's contributed to

kind of a bland year if you ask the Virgos.

You other signs parading around, voting for Trump.

You other signs.

You other signs have

done a number.

Blaming the Trump presidency on astrology is hilarious.

I'm just saying the non-Virgos have been out fucking the earth up like they normally do.

And the only time we get a vacation from y'all is Virgo season.

August of September.

Virgo season.

So shout out to my mom, a Virgo, who birthed a Virgo.

And who I'm sure has nothing to do with me not having enough Amex points to go on my vacation.

I'm sure that has nothing to do with putting my mom on my points.

I'm positive that that has.

They don't.

I mean, I had about 18 million of them.

And now they just.

They might have expired.

You know, they might have got some new policies.

That's what I thought, too.

So I called them up.

Oh.

I called them up and said, hey, do these expire?

And they said,

nah.

They said they should still be right there.

Oh, man.

You know what y'all?

Well, we're shouting Virgos.

I want to to shout my moms out, also a Virgo.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Get all the Virgos out there.

What?

I'm shouting out the Virgos.

Shout out, Missing Peace, also a Virgo.

There you go.

Okay, dear.

Oh, no.

There we go.

I'm going to forget my baby.

Well, when you're there, it's the order.

You're supposed to shout.

Your girl's supposed to be first.

No, no, no.

I'm just shooting.

Your girls are supposed to be first.

I was shouting parents.

I shouted my parents.

I was shouting out Virgos.

And then I also shouted out Michelle.

Shout out

Virgos.

The Virgos.

You tried it, but we solid over here.

No, no, no, no.

You tried it.

But we good, though.

I didn't do nothing.

You did it.

You started that shit.

You started it, but we good, though.

You can put mama and love first.

I'm listening to me.

Yeah, yeah.

You put your mom's in the backseat in the car?

My mom's just going to get in the backseat of the car.

And my girl, they're going to fight about it.

Yeah, so that's how much I think I would assume it's out of respect for me or respect for each other.

I don't know.

It's for each other.

They're going to have to fight.

No, you're going to be able to do it.

No, you take it.

No, you take it.

No, you take it.

I promise I don't want it.

You take it.

But you guide mom to the backseat.

Is that the right thing?

I don't guide black women anywhere, mom.

You don't guide women?

I don't guide black women.

My mother's blind.

I don't abandon the disabled joke.

Oh, all right.

Sit up.

I see what's talking shit.

I can't forget this mom was born in fucking 1923.

Didn't have vision yet.

Yo.

Oh, shit.

Stop that, man.

That's why Stevie up there lying now.

Stevie, we're going to stoke for you, Stevie.

I'm glad he told the truth finally.

What truth?

All right, let's start it.

We start with Stevie.

Thank you, Stevie.

I'm tired of this bullshit that these people be talking about, man.

I told y'all.

You want to fucking joke?

Let it read the room, Stevie.

He can't.

I'm not joking.

Stevie Wonder can see.

Stevie Wonder can see y'all.

Where did he clear it up?

Well, yeah.

On stage lion.

That's where all the artists go to line.

It's for entertainment.

On stage.

He went on stage somewhere and the pianist got started.

That's how you know some books.

Stevie said.

All right, y'all.

I want to talk to y'all.

I've been reading the up.

I mean, I.

Exactly.

Slow the pumps it down.

Wait, go back, go back, go back.

Bring it back, bring it back.

Bring it back.

I've been watching the podcast that you got.

I mean, my friends have been telling me that the rumor says that I can see.

And I want to let you guys know.

Long pause, dramatic piano buildup.

And he says,

I am blind.

I've been blind since I was very, very young.

Dramatic accident and the crowd.

Let him get his shit off.

Good for him.

Then he went in.

But then he'd been in and made it all.

But it allows me to see people.

Oh, yeah.

So now I should play it because he did smoke that part.

He smoked that part.

That part was too fire for me to hate on.

I hate it.

He said, being blind so early.

I'm not going to play it because fuck Stevie Wonder lying on stage.

Not Stevie Wonder.

The lie.

The lie.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, Stevie is Stevie.

Let's not get crazy.

No, he went up there and said, but being blind is what has truly allowed me to see, which I thought was fly.

Lies, but fly.

And he said, I can see without

color.

I can see without having to judge how y'all look.

I can see how we were truly intended to see each other, which is as humans.

Me being a huge fan of humanity, I thought he smoked that.

I'm going to clap for him.

And yet.

Every woman I've seen Stevie with is gorgeous.

You know,

I'm just saying, that's a hell of a coincidence.

If you're just seeing souls and spirits and shit, why are they all bad?

Well, maybe they gotta be a bitch.

You could feel ugly, bitch.

Ray Charles showed you how to do it.

Ray Charles showed you how to do it.

Yeah, Ray Charles.

Give me that wrist.

Come here.

That's the majority.

That's weight.

I'm just saying.

You know what I'm saying?

I'm gonna do a little bit of.

What you do, I ain't still again.

I don't know what he did, though.

You can do a little something, man.

You can figure it out.

You can do the grips.

Nothing.

Stevie lying, though.

Shout out to Stevie one.

But of course, shout out to legend.

Absolutely.

I'm going to go listen to it.

Oh, I thought it was the reggae version.

Dangerous minds soundtrack.

Greatest album of all time.

You goddamn right.

What, Dangerous Mind Soundtrack?

Here

Stevie Wonder.

Carmelo Anthony told us that when you saw him, you said, and I quote,

I love watching you play.

He just probably joking, man.

Or.

Okay, you got that one.

You ever watched Carmelo Anthony play?

You ever hear a Carmelo

Anthony play?

Back in the day, they used the radios to listen to the games.

So, yes.

You don't listen to no fucking radio.

That was Magic Johnson or somebody that said, oh, that was Quincy Johnson, whoever said it, that said, he called Stevie Wonder early in the morning.

Stevie was up.

And he said, I saw you calling on the call on I.

Johnny Gill said he saw Stevie Wonder back out of a driveway.

Like,

what I'm saying is, Stevie act like it's us making these stories up, and it's not.

No.

I grew up thinking he was blind, but now that niggas is grown.

And got mics.

Yeah, and it's rattin.

Have you met Stevie yet?

Have I met Stevie?

No.

Do you think if you met him in person, you would be able to tell if he was blind?

Like if he was frauding in front of you?

No, that's a fucking fucking 90 year scam i ain't that broke

these niggas know what they doing

that's a big scam too yeah

wave

he ain't flinching not at all

and what if he got that strength like when you go to shake his hand where the strength come

they say that when you don't when you uh lack a sense that your other

ones have got it yeah what if he got that blind nigga strength like dap you like mike Titson be doing.

Grab your wrists and this man's strong.

Like, yo, Stevie, give me that red cup over there.

Yeah, if I'd say Stevie, I would just try to trip him up the whole day.

All day.

All day long.

I'll play air hockey real quick.

He's been seeing this, seeing this for

seven years.

Shout out to Stevie Wonder.

We love you.

It's all in good fun if you are awake watching podcasts

or listening to podcasts

or listening to podcasts.

We absolutely adore Stevie Wonder.

What is most important to us this week?

For me, I think we got to start with the hard-hidden news.

Serious stuff.

Secret DMs between Conor McGregor and Azalea Banks.

For me, that's the only place you go.

This shit baffled me.

This is great.

This is great.

I'm scared, but it's great.

Basically, as I understand the story, Azalea Banks leaked

or revealed the fact that Conor McGregor had sent her

unsolicited nudes.

Dick picks.

Yes.

And

then we kind of found out that they've been having exchange for, for, that goes back a long time.

And then when he sent the dick pics, he didn't just send a dick pic, he kind of threatened her with the dick pic.

Like, don't you, you better not ever reveal this kind of shit.

And to Azaley Banks.

To Azalea Banks, of all people,

I can't think of anybody less that I would tell a secret to or threaten with a secret than Azalea Banks.

And she, of course, put it out all over the internet.

And it made me think a couple things.

Or DM.

Right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Just a dm any dm right i don't know man like i was fucked up by this one i i didn't know people that famous send unsolicited dick pics

remember brett favre

but to other famous people don't matter she was a

favre she wanted him

yeah

kanye only been telling y'all he's been doing this for years yeah that's who

yeah so she the the the picture was it was a him uh are you zooming in uh

you need your glasses

Going out of the send, you would need to.

Oh, shit.

But he sends her a dick pic.

It's an erect penis and says, don't be a rat because all rats get caught.

That's the worst game ever.

You don't send nobody a dick pic and threaten them.

I mean, like, if you're sending a dick pic, you already have that terrible game.

Say more.

I mean,

like that.

I don't send dick pic, so I don't know the rules of engagement.

I mean, like,

that's how you solicit somebody's attention is sending a dick pic.

For me, and when I get a dick pic, I I feel like it's a big fuck you.

Yeah, that's the point.

Yeah.

Well, yeah.

No, no, no, no, no.

I feel like it's a fuck you.

It's like a middle finger.

What?

Yeah.

Serious?

Yes.

I feel like it's such a

an act of aggression.

You know what I mean?

Is that their intent when they send it?

To say fuck you?

That's how I process it.

I don't necessarily know what their intent is.

This is helpful, though.

Do your girlfriends process it the same way?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I've never really asked them.

We just don't like them.

I can certainly see it being described as creepy or uncomfortable or rude.

Yeah.

A fuck you is

interesting.

It's like a guy getting on a fucking plane and then fucking man spreading.

You know what I'm saying?

It's just like I'm taking up space in your world.

Like, fuck you.

And I'm just, I'm here because I want to be here, regardless of how you feel.

Yeah.

I'm surprised.

I'm not psychology.

Yeah.

Dick pic mean all that.

Niggas said sent dick pics on the hum, yeah?

Like, it is love.

Oh, yeah, when's the last time you sent a dick pic?

Last time I sent a dick pic.

I can't answer the subject.

I don't send dick pics.

Okay.

Hold on, hold on, but I'm trying to jam you up.

No, no, I got you, bro.

No, no, no, no.

I've been sitting here looking at your phone.

It's been a lot that went through to you.

What I'm saying is this.

Don't point the finger at me.

Listen.

Mel, dick pics,

when niggas send it, it's not a fuck you.

Okay.

A lot of times it's they send it unsolicited.

If it's a new nigga that sent it, cool.

Like, if you just met him on Instagram or on the internet, he sent it, then he's being funny.

That could be off-putting.

Yeah, that's that.

But if a nigga fuck with you, y'all been communicating.

No, that's not from not from dudes you're messing with.

No, but I mean, like, when it's a complete and total strange person.

But that's what you refer for.

You gotta make fun of me.

That's what Connor did, just for context.

Again, he sent a picture of his dick, wrote lifting weights, allegedly, and said, don't be a rat because all rats get caught.

Of course, Azalea then turns around and posts it along with the screenshots and said, How are you going to send a bitch some crooked dick pics?

Then threaten her not to tell.

Nigga, do you know who the fuck I am?

This is Haram.

Like, how are you really going to sexually harass me with the potato farmer dick?

Then threaten her

not to tell.

Honey, ain't you trying to be the president of Ireland?

What is it giving, fam?

Use some fucking sunscreen, Dave.

So she didn't just,

yeah.

She dragged.

What SPF do do you need to put on your dick?

That's why dick pics have advanced so much in the last few years, pause.

In the last decade, right?

Like now, the same way bitches do the fucking, not bitches, but women, because it's not just the bitches, women are doing FaceTune and

Silter and this app and this.

Men have in the last decade adopted this on the dick pic.

So now they're taking the Snapchat

because Snapchat makes you look a little, and they're doing angles and

they Snapchat makes you look what girthier?

Snapchat filter.

The girth filter, yeah.

Snapchati.

There is like the girth dancing fucking app

filter.

Yes.

On Snapchat.

Oh, okay.

I'm sorry.

Well, why would it matter to you?

It doesn't.

I'm just shocked right now.

No, I don't.

I'm just shocked.

I don't know what these mics and lie.

I don't know.

What does she do with lie?

Now they say she don't like dick pics.

She says she'll like dick pics from people she don't know.

That's true.

What about associates?

Like if you're dating a guy guy and he sends you something over, Duke.

Yeah, what about Duke?

Oh, you just follow him.

Yeah.

Chad.

Yeah,

it depends on where we are.

Yeah, it's a little weird.

Is it better?

I'm just going to ask one more question because it's still early.

Yeah, because you like this one.

You seem very interested.

I'm interested in everything.

I'm a journalist.

I'm a journalist flip.

And your pants ain't baggy enough for this line of questioning.

Hey, yeah,

hey,

just so you know.

You got a Rosie and Levi's.

I like doing movie.

You better roll your Levi's, brother.

Sam, my brother.

Slow down a little bit.

Yeah, look, look at this shit.

This shit fucking.

Nick Mal, you see how it?

All right, one last question.

Let's go.

I forgot my fucking question.

I bet you did.

I'm blank.

No, I was going to say, is the dick pic more interesting or compelling to you before you've had sex with the person or after?

Good question, Mark.

And then I have one more question.

If it's somebody that you're interested in having sex with and you haven't done like, you know, the feel test,

it's before.

But you haven't done sex.

Grabbing dicks?

You can't just be feeling

grabbing.

Let's sex harassment.

I just had a bouncy do that to me the other day.

You can't just go around feeling niggas in the list.

No, I mean it's somebody that you know you have you have that.

He lets you feel him.

Yeah, I mean like you rubbing up

consent.

You're an instrument and then you grab his dick.

Did you ask for consent to grab his dick?

It's like the Stevie thing.

Yeah, so there you go.

It's basically just trying to figure out like what's going on down there without asking or you know, whatever.

Without asking.

You just brush against?

Yeah, it is.

You just brush against.

Like, you know, you kind of rub your

leg on it just to find out.

You think that's a fake charge?

Does that work?

Is it somebody that's not?

Man, that's some old lady shit.

Is it somebody that

there's a mutual interest here?

Okay, so like

you got a mutual interest.

That's the base.

You getting intense with this dude and you

pull your leg out.

Okay, well, not like that.

It's just I'm sitting in a weird position.

But you know, like, this is what we talk about.

Yeah, we know.

This is what we talk about.

It's just like, how big is this dick?

Gotcha.

Yeah, we got to figure that out.

And the dick pick makes it easier, so you don't have to do all that.

In theory, yes.

Got it.

What's your question, Joe?

You had a question for me.

And my final question.

Because I'm uncomfortable with all of this.

But if it's someone that

you're familiar with, what about the opposite?

Do you send some some pics of that cat?

I like to move it.

I like to move it.

You taking some pictures of that cat.

Do not dap each other on that

box.

Okay?

I'm fucking mad at the car.

Yo, Matt Rose.

You're disgusting.

Why don't you just call them beef curtains while you're fucking at it, all right?

Exactly.

Exactly.

Hold on, but he's right now.

Yo, this is our Wednesday pod.

I'm telling y'all.

Have you said?

Usually I do like, you know, the whole enchilada.

You know what I'm saying?

You just do like the full body kind of thing in, you know, in the long, you know, full-length mirror or something.

So you don't give him the amber rose?

No, that's just

I'll let him see that up close and personal.

Sure, sure.

That beat is harder than I remember it.

They feeling the shit.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the picture show.

That is Belle on her way to the bookshelf.

You know, it's a bookshelf in the background of this shit.

Yeah.

You might not ever get me a chance.

That shit is harder than I remember.

That shit's fine.

That shit, I already know.

That shit goes.

I'm going to have to get back to Car Wash.

Anyway.

Okay.

So you do send them out.

I mean, it's been a while, but yeah.

I've been known to do so.

Before we pivot, brothers,

because I don't send them, I say you don't send them out.

What's the rules of engagement for the dick pics?

Like, when do you know when it's time to send it?

What's fair?

What's weird?

What's too far?

Well, there's still a lot of talk happening.

Did she get the money?

Did she sign the paper?

Once it says cash app, what's it?

No time.

I was joking.

She acknowledge the terms and conditions she accept.

I mean, like, do you ask, or is there a moment in the sexy talk where you just send it?

You ask if it's a new one.

If it's that fire one from 2015, that's in my phone.

That one normally gets

out.

Bitches could see the date.

I was like, oh, shit.

You can edit the date.

That's what took me out to dick pic game.

And well, I promise y'all, we have substance coming soon.

You can edit the date too now.

Sanuta.

Nigga, I said a dick pic one time.

She was like, I meant something fresh.

Like, you sending me something from the batch.

Like, she was like

something that was like meant for me.

Man, I looked at my dick.

She was like, nah.

That shit was looking like.

You got to take shit.

Not today, ma.

Like, today, my shit looking extra.

Nah, nah.

Not right now.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes, or no, I'm not in the dick pic game.

I'm not in that game.

All right.

It's been a long time for me.

Same.

Never actually for me.

Parks, I ain't going to lie.

This conversation leads right into your flood talk.

Okay.

I mean, I can't wait to get it.

I got to hear it actually.

At least for me.

Well, I'm ready.

You want to outline the parameters of the evening?

Our girls wanted to go on a double day hangout.

Okay.

Okay.

Sounds dope.

So we made plans to do so.

But I had a friend from upstate who used to live down here,

a female that said, hey, I'm coming down to the city this weekend.

You and Rem want to go grab drinks and dinner.

I said, yeah, that's cool.

I think we're going out later.

You can maybe hang out with us if you want.

You can stay at our place if you need to.

I'm hospitable with my people from upstate.

Really nice guy.

Yeah, I'm a nice guy.

I'm a nice guy.

So we did that.

We did dinner.

We did drinks.

And then we were going to go meet up with Joe.

We get back to my place.

And Rem's giving her a tour of the place.

And there was, found some water in the basement,

which was a whole headache in itself.

But fuck it.

We're going to still go out and meet them because there ain't shit we can do about it now.

It's Saturday night, 9.30, 10 o'clock p.m.

So

it just is what it is at this point.

So we go meet them.

On the way, my landlord calls, yeah, we got a guy coming in like two hours.

I'm like, fuck it, we got two hours.

I'm going going to still go out there.

So we meet, and then they call me back again.

Yo, he's going to be there in 45 minutes.

I only get to have one drink, and then I got to go back.

No big deal.

Joe, this is where you could probably take over.

And I'm going to rewind something.

Oh, please.

Because that's his POV.

My POV, he's right.

It was Ian's baby shower.

I mean, baby shower.

The ladies went.

I did not.

They got to talking, made plans for the guys.

That's true.

They made plans for the guys.

So

we're in.

And, you know what I mean?

Go out, a little pregame, and then take it back to the hood

on the late night.

That was a night.

That was the plan.

So I get a text from Parks Saturday, 9.32 p.m.

It says, and I quote because I'm reading it.

We picked up a plus one on accident, LOL.

Soften the blow with the LOL.

This girl I went to high school with,

sprinkling in a little chaos.

I hit him back, I say, bet.

I like a little chaos.

Tonight was going to be a nice little double-date night, but...

But that text was rather interesting to me for many reasons.

One, anytime you pick up a plus one on accident as a dude.

You know, you know, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, we know what's out there.

Yeah, shenanigans.

My brain went there first, right?

Shenanigans.

So that's where my brain went.

And I read the second sentence, which was, this girl I went to high school with.

More shenanigans.

Okay, so that's how my brain.

That's what I'm taking it.

That's how my brain was reading it.

So me and my baby get to the spot, the pregame spot, first.

Okay.

Table for five, it's the bench.

And audience, I'll speed this up.

It's two seats

back to the restaurant, and it's the bench.

Okay.

Me and my girl, because we had ass, like to sit next to each other on the bench.

Like we don't face each other.

So she sits next to me on the bench.

So I already knew when Parks got here that either he was going to have to sit next to his wife across from us

or

the wife who's familiar with my girl is going to sit here with us and the high school friend is going to be seated next to Parks.

They get in.

That's exactly what happens.

Yeah.

And which Which one?

The second one?

The second one.

Okay.

Rem sits next to us.

The high school friend sits next to Parks.

Let's have a little time.

Oh, it's a flood.

We can't stay long.

Got it.

Got it.

But this girl is cute.

Okay.

I imagined.

This story don't happen if she's.

Ain't beautiful.

And cool as hell.

By the way.

Yeah, yeah.

We kind of, we kind of knew that.

No, it's a part of the project.

We niggas talk to her.

She ain't here if she's not dope.

Exactly, exactly.

This girl sits down and is a good-looking girl, and she's short.

Okay.

Ah.

Okay.

Niggas bags.

Come on.

Night's going fine.

Everybody's just talking.

Cool.

I'll speed this up a little bit.

Parks gets the call from the plumber.

It's time to boogie.

He's on the fence about whether they should still go.

Should we go get the house fixed and then meet you at the spot?

Like, trying to figure it out.

Trying to make it happen.

And he says to Rem,

hey,

I'm going to go meet the plumber.

So if you want to stay here and I'll meet you, then we can, or you can come with me.

Right?

What happens next?

Rem goes with Parks.

Don't tell me in the girl.

No, the girl stayed.

No, no, no.

Not in action.

What is said next by who?

The girl said something.

The girl said, I'll I'll go with you.

No.

No!

The girl

before Bark's wife can say a word.

Piggity!

The girl said that.

Oh, that crossed my mind because it was a girl.

There's no way that I'm not.

I didn't even think about it.

Well, I'll come with you no matter what.

Oh, no.

Oh, it's Slide City.

And then

I kicked my girl under the table.

What?

And then they all left together.

Naturally.

They all left together, naturally, of course.

And then my girl looked at me and said, hey, was it just me?

I said, no, it was.

Hell no, it was not just you.

That girl was all over box.

That girl did not keep her fucking eyes over box.

So if I had them like, yo, how white people get to play and maneuver, nigga, if that were me and tried that.

Well, first of all, I left school.

But

that wouldn't fly, right?

No, nigga.

Nigga.

Do you want to go ice another cake in that wouldn't fly conversation?

No.

En route to coming down here,

she's best friends with my high school girlfriend, who lives kind of outside the city a little bit.

And we're still friends.

So I was like, y'all can both come.

And my wife is cool with my ex.

They met before.

Boy.

Yo, well, you live in time.

That's what I'm telling you.

That's what I'm telling y'all.

Audience, that's what I'm telling you.

I didn't even know you could do that.

How do you do that?

We can't do it.

we ask oh that's what it is i'll ask yeah asking you just gotta ask

you go ask i'm not asking

i'm scared talk about asking right now y'all asking tell me how it went i asked my girl and it almost started a little a little fight like i was like and we'll talk about topics in a minute i said yo give me a list of people that you're gonna snuff if you see them at my birthday dinner oh give me about this just give me your list about this i heard i heard the other side of it oh the other side is funny yeah it's funny Because she thought that was weird.

She thought you were trying to play her or something.

Yes.

Yeah.

I'm thinking it's communicating.

I thought so, too.

Yeah, I think so.

And great communication at that.

And I told Brent that, which she probably...

And what risk?

Why are you trying to play her by asking that?

Because women do the...

It's not about you doing the dishes.

You should want to do the dishes.

I shouldn't have to talk to you about who not to have.

About who not to have.

You should know who not to have.

Guys don't think like that.

No, no.

no.

We're just pretty straightforward.

Let's say this person can't come and I'm not done, but it's not people you know you can't put on.

Yeah, but there might be some other ones that they're going to be.

But why she's here?

I agree.

I'm trying to prevent all of this.

So, yo, who's your list of they can't be here?

Or here's my, I'm not even buying the list.

Whoever's

the most important person to me here tonight.

I want to make sure you have as much fun as me.

So, what is the, what is the, the risk is not worth the reward where we don't have the conversation now the night of you look up, see some bitch that you want to snuff, and now you just type the whole night.

Your girl's assumption is that you already know who she would be annoyed to see your big, huge birthday mash.

And you know what happens?

There's that one person that you didn't think she would be upset with.

Come walk in.

No, no, when you're creating a password, they tell you, hey, retype the password, so be sure.

Like, there's nothing wrong with reassurance.

Yeah, we're confirming something.

I agree.

Mark, it's not like, come on, give it up, give it up, Mark.

I got at least three that I think should be able to be there.

This is weird to talk.

He's advancing the conversation.

Two of the possible for sure.

And the two, I wouldn't even think about inviting, right?

Because although I think they should be there, I know my wife would say no.

The possible is the one where we can have that conversation.

Yeah.

But.

I don't want to run the risk of getting the answer you just described.

So I'm just going to make sure that that possible don't go.

I'm not going to side of caution.

And I think that's what women expect us to do, to treat everybody like that.

Treat the possible like it's a no.

So you don't have to have that conversation.

Even if she would have been okay with it.

Don't risk it.

It's not worth it.

It's not worth it.

He's saying the risk is not worth the

risk is not worth the reward on the other side.

Yes.

Yes.

I disagree.

I disagree.

I'm not saying I disagree too.

I'm just saying those are the rules.

It's an error on the side of the rules.

I like his point of view, but it's a shitty rule, but

I think women in general get to use the phrase it takes two to tango, meaning if you're around some dudes I don't trust or whatever, she's got to be interested too.

It's the same goes for us.

Every day but the wedding.

That's all I'm saying.

Facts.

I'm only talking about that.

I'm talking about her birthday.

There's certain events, obviously.

That's all I'm talking about.

Otherwise, yeah, no, it's even.

But in that situation,

yeah, of course.

Yeah.

But then you go had a conversation after the party and be like, yo, just saw some, y'all, you cool with your girl.

Y'all talking.

And yeah, I ain't even invite such and such cuz I ain't want no issues like well I wouldn't care.

Yeah, I like her they always say that

yeah, but I'm not willing to bet that she would have said the same thing before I saw friend, right?

That's like when you tell somebody I would have went if you were

not a fuck I wouldn't but but

If you do invite the person to the party, right?

I don't we can tell some of our wives that would get it popping and some of our wives may not Yeah, like what happens?

Did you just make it uncomfortable for the rest of the party that you feel?

Your wife feels the way.

I don't see your wife, no disrespect.

I don't see your wife going there and just going to beat somebody up the mess of a party.

No, that's what I'm saying.

But the point is, it's uncomfortable after.

You say, but on the wedding, think specifically about the wedding.

Got it.

I don't want her thinking about anything.

Yeah, the wedding care.

I'm not talking about the birthday.

The wedding is different.

I'm talking about my birthday.

I'm not talking about my birthday.

I don't want that to be on her brain for her birthday either.

Yeah, nothing.

For her birthday.

Not hers.

Oh, for my birthday?

That's not hers.

Oh, that's interesting.

I was only thinking about her deck for you.

It's your birthday.

Yeah.

It's your 20-year friend.

You nailed up years ago, but

25 years ago.

You popped in 07.

And she knows.

Yeah.

She knows and she still loves her.

And you pop raw.

I'm sorry, Mark.

It was 25 years ago.

That's

probably.

And she still loves.

It's a different time.

Not only do the girls still look good, but the girl will fuck you while you're and not care nothing about your girl.

That part's not relevant because

I wouldn't feel the need to communicate that part.

But that's no, but this is why your girl has this personality.

Oh, because she feels that way.

Got it.

Got it.

But she is aware of it.

Yeah, I wouldn't invite her.

Really?

I wouldn't invite her.

Yeah, I wouldn't invite her.

Me either.

Yeah.

It's just not that.

So any woman who's there is not that.

I love this nigga, so he don't give a fuck.

His shit gonna be like, His shit gonna be at the tunnel, nigga.

He'll freeze.

His shit gonna be at the tunnel, nigga.

Music there.

Go.

Music coming in there.

He's still gonna be moving around.

Like,

yeah, no, I wouldn't do that either.

Yo, this being the song that Mel is taking pics of the cat to to send to some niggas.

It's hilarious.

Real quick, oh my lord.

Joe,

I know we want to move on from this, right?

But what if it's somebody that you dealt with a long time ago and they have a no disrespect to our sister, they have a personality like Mel, meaning like she don't mean anything by it.

She's very huggy.

Hello, she's going to say hello to the girl.

Say hello to Sade.

She's going to say, Would you still?

Flip, Mel has not been to none of her male friends' birthday parties.

That's not

she's not allowed to go.

I am.

I am allowed to go.

Oh, she don't know.

No, I am allowed to go.

I am.

Not only am I allowed to go, I have gone, and I also

get along very, very, very well with their current mates.

With someone that you used to deal with on some level?

Absolutely.

Mel keeps it mad.

Here's the thing: I don't give a fuck.

Like, once we are over,

you are a eunuch to me

wait wait stop for a second a eunuch

yo

yo yo yo and this is why we need flip male really honestly does not know doesn't know people be reading through it i think you i think you body it your playoff game is fire show me a picture from the last male friend's birthday party you attended

a picture of a dad

That was some old school shit.

No, no, for real.

Did you take a picture?

You know, I was probably just like living in the moment.

Mel, you're not allowed to no birthday parties, girl.

So to answer your question, Flip.

Mel can't go to no them bitches.

You can't go to no damn birthday parties.

Are you crazy?

There you go.

Mel is the girl that this talk is about.

You take a lot of sips, bro.

You taking a lot of sips, nigga.

Don't worry.

Your party.

Your party ain't at risk.

Mel.

Yeah, Freeze.

Mel is your friend.

How many sips that do it to Freeze?

Look at that.

It's okay, bro.

Ain't got nothing to do with me.

Freeze.

I didn't even look like that.

I go to parties.

I'm going to a party soon.

Who's your birthday, Mark?

Anyway,

Mel is welcome at my party.

Of course she is.

And I am too.

There we go.

And she's welcome at your party.

Yeah, no, because she told me what to do in front of my wife.

We talking about dudes.

Linky loves me.

Yeah, she does.

But next time you go to the next one.

We talk about dudes

up here.

I want to just take a picture.

I will.

I will do that.

I feel like.

Or a wedding.

Or a wedding.

Okay.

I want to see.

Wait, you made no weddings to someone that you

dealt with before?

Don't give a fuck.

Why y'all happening to not talk about?

This lady don't.

She don't abide by American party.

I'm not going to lie.

She don't abide by American rules.

She's crazy.

She don't think that she's going to be aware of that.

She might have been in a wedding party.

You're right.

I abide by Caribbean rules.

There you go.

Oh, shit.

Oh!

Oh, shit.

She don't give a fuck.

She don't.

She don't care.

I do.

Anyway.

When I need to.

It's time for.

All right, baby, whatever.

You know what time it is, yo?

It's time.

Young girl.

Yes.

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With that said, we have audio from Shaquille O'Neal.

Big jersey.

Big jersey.

Sometimes violence is indeed the answer.

And we have Shaquille O'Neal with a message to RG Bob.

I'm sorry.

Bob.

Bob.

I'd like to hear it.

Here it go.

Uh-oh, speaking of man, RG3.

Tweet another monkey post about my girl injury or some punch in your fucking face.

There we go.

That's it.

That's it.

That's enough.

Like, I don't usually do stuff like this, but just stop it, bro.

You got your job.

You got your podcast.

Leave my injuries alone.

I'm the one calling her and telling her not to respond.

Fucking stop it.

That's the last time.

Okay?

Thank you.

It's not real hate.

We look around what's going on in this rural country.

That's hate.

This is sports.

I'm not supposed to like you.

It's a shame that all the stuff you did in your life,

you're going to be remembered for your podcast.

You're going to be remembered for your podcast.

That should tell you you're not that fucking great.

I don't want to be remembered for Shaq's bid podcast.

I do not.

Like, leave those girls alone.

You already spoke on it.

Let it go.

So what?

He hates her.

So fucking what?

I hate you now.

I'm messing with her.

Now what?

Say something about me.

If she's not going to respond, because I'm the one calling her and be like, baby, keep it classy.

Because she's not soft by any means.

You're from the streets.

Don't go, you're beautiful.

Don't indulge with these fools, because he's a fool.

You don't even have G14 classification to say that.

I would respect it more if Lisa Leslie said it.

Like, that's y'all's category.

Stay out of them people's category.

Yeah, mind your business now.

New Joe Biden.

No, don't.

You don't need to be going deep.

Y'all can go deep.

Y'all are females.

Y'all understand what that's like.

If he hates her, so what?

Mind your business.

Like, I don't mind you doing your job, saying anyone, but don't pick on that little girl.

Because guess what?

I'm her protector.

Now pick on me.

You pick on me, I'm gonna punch you in your fucking face.

I like it.

I like it.

I love it.

I like it.

Yep.

We love it.

We need more of that.

Absolutely.

We need a whole lot more of that.

I think.

I mean,

there's a couple of things.

One, I just think RG3 went too far, goes too far.

Even when he's supposed to be defending her or talking about her in a neutral way, it somehow ends up.

It was not neutral at all.

Right.

I'm saying, but even when he thinks he's doing that or says he's doing that, but that's even that's too much credit.

He don't think

he gets fair enough.

He don't feel like doing that.

He knows what he's doing.

He knows what he's doing, which is why he's doing it.

He's hiding behind the attempt of bribing the gun.

He ain't hiding enough to even get this attention on his own Bob.

So, I mean, I'm with Shaq.

You're doing this.

You're doing this off the back of a 23, 24-year-old young lady.

Enough now.

And sometimes violence is the answer.

We covered this last part, so I'm not going to rehash it.

But yeah,

I was hoping the WNBA would make a statement

because that's how egregious I found his behavior to be.

Disgusting, Joe.

But it's since they didn't, for whatever the reason be, yeah, it's time for violence and it's time for a guy to step up and say,

it's a guy in the sports world, though.

See, me saying it ain't going to do nothing.

Right.

So I'm going to just sit here and say, Bob, suck my dick.

Me saying I'll smack the shit out of you don't really do nothing.

And you need somebody whose money is long enough to pay it.

And not just pay it and not do that.

Not just that.

A guy who'll really do it.

Yes.

Like, that's true.

Niggas will run their mouth.

Shaq will smack the shit out of you.

He's from Jersey, but he'll do it.

Jersey niggas will smack the shit out of you.

Yo, Mark, yo.

Yo, watch yourself.

It's only two of y'all today.

I like my chance.

I will smack the shit out y'all.

It's one of the possible.

I like my chance.

I like my chance.

I'm trying to get it.

I know, buddy.

But yeah, like, I love it.

I love it.

No, yeah, it's fire, man.

I mean, black women and black girls don't get defended and protected enough, especially in this space.

I'm glad Shaq can stand up like a big brother or a father figure, whatever he is to people, you know what I mean, to her.

I think it's super dope.

And also, just shout out to Angel Reese in general for being on a tear.

She's been killing her.

For all this shit, she's been voting and everything.

Yeah, I mean, shut the naysayers up.

She's been working.

She's just killing her.

Rebounding machine, scoring.

She did some playmaking,

shooting off the dribble, pulling up, making great passes.

She is playing at a high level, playing at the highest level.

I've seen her play since she's been in WNBA.

And she was already a great young talent.

So salute to her and salute to Shaq for defending her.

And because I'm,

and shame on you women out there that tried to make it nasty when Shaq did the Andrew Reese podcast and he had whatever exchange he had and you women tried to make it like Shaq was some old pervert nigga.

I remember that.

Of course you remember it because them voices be loud.

But

y'all can mind y'all business too.

Sometimes people got just a relationship to whereas the nigga is the protector and he's gonna be there.

He's gonna be there.

So don't try to demonize the guy that's also gonna be there.

It's just what I'm saying.

Mm-hmm.

Unless they're doing some creepy shit.

You know what's interesting?

Watch your man Bob now.

I can't wait to see what his fucking response is.

There ain't no response.

No, there is no response.

That's it.

There's not gonna be a response.

There's no response.

He just seems like the kind of guy that just still is so antagonistic and doesn't know when to stop.

No, no, no.

No, no, no, no, Mark.

That's when you.

We shall see what happens.

No.

Y'all can see what happens.

The person will smack the shit out you.

The tough guy disappeared, then it came out.

I was about to say that.

Yeah, that word is around.

That word is around the sports neighborhood.

That word is in Vegas.

Yeah.

It's no.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's Shaq.

He will see you.

And it's not a lot of people.

No, no, I know that's Shaq's reputation.

You get ostracized.

Yeah.

I just wonder if he's going to stand down, if he's going to issue a Mia cult.

But I just can't wait to see what the response is.

He's going to be silent.

He's going to protect him.

The response should be silence at this point because he just says a lot lot of words.

He's not going to shit.

Like, his comments were.

He's sucking shit.

He's a sucker.

I ain't going to call him a sucker, but that's sucker shit.

I'm going to call him worse.

He's a sucker.

I'm going to call him worse.

You can call him a word.

I want to call him worse than that, but you know, it's a family show.

Sticking with sports.

A couple sports things that's been on my mind.

We talked a little bit about boxing.

Unfortunately,

your girl didn't win that fight.

You know, I was disappointed.

I was rooting for her.

I thought she won the second.

She was a bad war.

Yeah, we all were.

And she won the second fight.

She absolutely won the second fight.

She got robbed.

It would have been a much better third fight if she'd won the second one.

But now losing these out, you know, that chapter's closed.

It's still great for boxing, great for women's sports.

She's a warrior.

I love her style.

I'd actually like to see her move, not just from, move out of boxing and go into MMA.

She did that before.

Yeah, because

she's competed in Blue Belt

in Jiu-Jitsu.

So I know she's got

some MMA talent.

And I think there's a lot of much bigger bag for her there.

I think she has the potential to be one of the great stars and keep boxing.

I mean, she's just fire all around.

I'm sure that third fight was a big bang.

Oh, yeah, true.

But it don't be enough bags for women boxing.

You know what I mean?

And I actually like watching them fight because I think technically it's really interesting to watch.

But that made me think about this thing that happened this weekend where Layla Ali got interviewed.

Jake Paul.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

Go ahead, go ahead.

Jake Paul told Layla Ali, you know, we want to see you back in the ring.

I thought it was Logan.

I thought it was Logan Paul.

It was Jake.

Okay.

Yeah, Jake Paul.

Come on, man.

We want to see you back in the ring.

And she said, okay, we'll talk about it.

It's some money.

So apparently they had a conversation.

There's some numbers, allegedly, there's some numbers.

She said, like, was it 1015?

She said it was

15 to 20.

She said, Layla Ali said for 15 to 20 million, she would be willing to come out of retirement.

Not just the box.

That's dope.

Fight Carissa Schills.

But the box, Clarissa Schills.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You say, not that one.

Nah.

Yeah.

Leave that one alone.

Clarissa Shills.

For $20 million.

Nobody's leaving nothing alone.

No,

I understand that.

You're not going to win.

Who cares?

$20 million?

$20 million.

I don't really think it's $10.

I don't fuck with you.

I'm going to let you shoot me for $20 million.

I'm not as sad about Amanda losing as I was initially.

The Big Bang.

Yeah, get these people paid.

But the conversation earlier,

when I had it with Corey earlier,

I was saying that, do you think that Layla Ali can get the 15 or 20 million?

And some people don't agree that she can.

I said, I will pay to see Layla fight, though.

It's interesting, right?

I mean, Layla was the biggest draw in women's boxing ever.

In 87.

No,

it was a mother.

I mean, Layla are about the same age.

I think we're so I would say, I think her last fight was 2007 or was it 2000?

I have no idea.

It's been a long time.

I can't remember exactly what year it is, but it's been a long time.

She's undefeated.

She was the biggest draw.

Now she's not number one.

Number two,

women's boxing has gotten a lot better.

I'm not sure, even in her prime,

she would have reach on Clarissa and she would have some strength, but I'm not sure in her prime she could beat Clarissa.

Man, they might floate this shit, to be honest with you.

Meaning, it turned out to be some exhibition-type fight and special rules involved and all of this.

And you definitely not get the back fan.

And just pull a rug on their body and

get them on the marketing.

I don't know.

Because Layla Ali was saying that she would need 15 to 20 million, which would mean that her opponent would

need a handsome fee.

Yeah, but they don't all get the money.

Who's the biggest drawing between the two?

They don't all get the

matching purse.

Right now it's Carissa.

Clarissa.

That's my point, to Joe's point.

So if she's getting 15 to 20, what is the biggest, what's the other side?

Now you're talking about she go at 25?

My thing is, you say you want 15 to 20.

Maybe 10 will get it done.

You know what I'm saying?

And I can start lowering that number if you,

I can get you to jump for less.

Right.

Maybe.

These numbers also may sound absurd to us because we grew up on boxing as boxing, but we have to get used to one exhibition boxing and two boxing on streamers' sites.

That's true.

Oh, yeah, oh yeah.

Content boxing.

Yeah, that's what I was talking about more so.

From a Netflix or entertainment boxing.

So I mean, I don't want to say that it's far-fetched.

It sounds far-fetched to me.

Let me say that.

Also, speaking of Floyd,

Roy Jones Jr.

is calling out Floyd.

He wants to fight him.

He wants it to count.

He's not talking about entertainment boxing.

No exhibition, none of that.

I want this to count against

your undefeated record.

And this all stems from Roy Jones Jr.

gave a critique about Floyd.

Floyd heard it, didn't like it, started posting a bunch of Roy getting knocked out clips on Pincorn on Instagram.

Him watching it on the big screen.

On Instagram, and now here's where we are.

I don't want to see that either.

I don't want to see that.

I don't want to see it.

I do understand it.

Like, again.

If Floyd is Floyd, so.

Roy was Roy, though.

No, no, no.

In his day, Roy was him.

I understand.

I'm talking about from the money aspect.

Oh, I see, I see, I see.

If I'm if I'm Roy and now you're doing this, I'm gonna try to lead this to a fight where I could get a bag out of this.

Yeah, I hear that.

And Roy ain't got nothing to lose.

That's my point.

I've already been knocked out.

I don't have a perfect record.

So, all these broke podcasters was trying to call me when celebrity boxing took off.

No, nigga, go earn it.

No, no, nigga, go get your own.

I'm chilling.

You wouldn't do celebrity boxing under any circumstance.

I was in talks for that.

Now that I'm wealthy, yeah.

No,

I was in talks for that.

For Joe to fight, No, for me.

Oh.

Oh, I'd fight Axe.

Oh.

No.

You're right.

You're like, I got trained.

The other person didn't.

He didn't train.

Oh, shit.

I told you, boys, he's shooting it.

He's a slot me.

It's not me.

He's sliding.

I'm a slide.

Yeah, I wouldn't do it today.

Like, if you'd have caught me around moonies 3.

For sure.

250 in the case Newport's getting done.

Sure enough, now.

Sure enough, goddammit.

Is it somebody you would want to fight?

Nah, I don't want to fight him, but he it was it was some Twitter shit from years ago, and he wanted to fade, and the celebrity boxing dude saw it and reached out.

This is back when you scared to say his name?

No, I was saying that, but this is back when I think it was Bow Wow.

They were trying to do Bow Wow versus Soldier Boy or something.

Somebody, I forget.

I could be wrong with it.

The next logical choice was sufficient.

No, no, no.

No, they got to put undercard shit together.

So when he was doing it, it was School Boy Q.

So when he was doing that,

and I saw the numbers,

I didn't give a fuck.

I was like, nigga, for how much?

Yeah, I'll take that fight.

Don't fight Schoolboy Q, nigga.

J-Rock gonna be there and all them niggas, man.

I'll fuck with all of them, but it was that down.

I was like, hell yeah, yo, let's get this done.

Yeah.

How much was your purse?

Was yours?

250.

Okay.

Yeah.

And you still.

Well, you thought it was $250?

That's fucked up.

No, I'm not getting nobody with that.

The fact that you weren't sure

what $250 he was doing.

That's crazy.

That's crazy, son.

Yeah, they were saying,

I mean, K is in what?

Excuse me.

Shit.

250K now.

Yeah, I was like, yo.

That's not a bad thing.

I'll do it for the 250, man.

I'd still be on school for Q-Tex.

I didn't know him.

That's the thing.

He really was like, yo, next time I'm in your city, line the fade up.

And then I was like, nigga, if I'm going to get paid for it, cool, let's do it.

Fight a Marion or somebody, man.

I'm not fighting, bro.

Yeah.

I'm good.

I'm with you.

I'm good.

Good, man.

Because how do you go back to your relationship, right, when y'all live together?

Easy.

Yeah, but I did.

I went back in the crib.

The man got that dub.

Look.

You're a big house.

Oh, that's true.

That's a check.

That's what I'm talking about.

That's what I'm talking about.

Yeah, for seven figures, especially if it's, and if it gets to like seven figures, you could absolutely explain.

Oh, you can go home.

Yeah, go home.

I happily go home.

My wife would send me out for seven figures.

Like, wait, you didn't go?

Right.

Now y'all Lay La Lee in it.

All right.

Layla Lee out.

They're Leila Lee in it.

They're jacking up numbers off.

She's a legend.

She's the legend.

Stock up.

Mel.

Yo.

How much I got to come out of pocket for the you and superhead clash finally get away.

Ooh, that's a good one.

I'll pay it.

I'll chip in.

I'll chip this one.

I got five hundred.

I'll chip in.

He says, You got five on.

you got pop

ma'am.

I'll pay for that.

I'll pay for that.

How much, ma'am?

And they just.

Don't say you ain't got no number.

Everybody got a number out here.

We all say that.

You know that's the baud lie.

Right.

No amount of money would have me come out of my character.

Niggas just be

saying shit.

And the number don't be that high.

I'm going to make you niggas come out.

I thought that's $7,500, man.

Niggas been beat up for free.

Fuck you.

$11K at a limousine.

And I'll let you stay in there for the weekend, yo.

The old school limousine, too.

Yeah, I'm sure that's the shit.

You all black the old school shit, man.

Some bums or some shit.

We give you some Vouve, Vouv Clico.

Some Osteep Bumante in the town car.

You good?

We get some Osteep Bumanti, man.

I really liked Osteys Bumanti.

I know.

I can tell you.

That's all, bro.

How much, bro?

How much though, for the 70 bucks?

How much though?

Come on, keep it up.

We're talking about anything else.

I don't know.

Let me marinate on that.

I'm going to think about that.

All right, they come to you right now.

Well, would you do it, though?

They say here's 500K.

Three rounds, two-minute rounds.

We got you, old girl.

No.

That's not enough.

Wait, wait, wait.

I said, if they come to her and say, look, we got 500K for you to do three rounds, celebrity boxing.

The 500K is just for male.

Female will take care of her tennis elbow after the fight.

Well,

that is a hell of an incentive.

She might need some dental implants, though.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Shit.

She got

shit.

See?

Oh, we of little motherfucking faith.

God damn it.

She said,

I said, Mike, I don't know.

Oh, for like beating people up?

Yes.

Oh, I didn't know that.

But you just said $500,000 is not enough, Mellie.

I did say that.

So what's the number, nobody?

And you think you're going to win and you won't take the $500K?

I'm going to give you $5,000.

I put two guys in the same room right here.

Somebody cash.

Remove the table.

Patreon exclusive.

Patreon live.

I think Melville live.

Oh, yeah, the live stream.

There we go.

She can wear that little helmet shit.

Holy shit.

I think Mel get a quick 40 piece.

You guys are.

I'm about to have a 40k.

She is a master marketer.

She would never.

No, we're not talking about her.

We're just talking about you.

I know.

She already agrees.

She's talking about she beat her.

She winner, bad man.

I spoke to her already.

She'll win.

I spoke to her.

She said she'll do it for free.

She'll win with it.

She'll do it for free.

She's cool.

She just wants to do it anyway.

Let's go, Joe.

Yeah, I already.

Bird called me already, like, yo, I'm managing her now.

Because I told him to have a manager.

He said, I'm managing her.

Mm-hmm.

We give you 40.

I said, all right, then I got Mel.

Don't worry about it.

We give you 40, Mel.

Just take a 40, nope, even 50.

Nope.

I think Mel might take it down to 50.

100?

But 500?

You said you would take the 500.

And that's where I just can't.

I lose faith.

You 100 up front.

You wouldn't buy.

But what do you lose?

We're not firing you.

If you lose, you still come back to your job.

I know.

I'm not worried about that.

I'm not worried about anything.

I'm not worried about anything.

You just don't want the 500k bad at the fight.

I want more.

But what's 750?

We're getting closer.

She wants some more shoots.

You shoot Tubi movies for $50.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Oh, man.

I love you.

That was good.

That was a fucking nice thing.

That was a quality joke.

That was a quality fucking joke.

Perfect timing.

Yeah.

All right.

What else needs our

full attention?

What else is important, unimportant?

I want to see.

Y'all want to cover the Wildest Festival that took place?

Oh, yeah.

Over there?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Across the Pond?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Go ahead and take it away with the British accent.

Not at all.

Yeah, it was a three-day festival.

Drake headlined all three days.

I don't have much takeaway from it.

I was on the edge of my seat to listen to where you was going from there.

We don't care.

I don't care.

The only thing I have was him up saying that UK artists rap better than U.S.

artists.

Well, rappers.

In fairness, he said the best rappers come from the UK.

I feel like that's a little different.

How?

I think he said, like, if you made a top 10 list of rappers, the top

among the top would be the UK.

Not to say that

the average UK rapper is better than the average American rapper, but I think he's saying the elite ones come from the UK.

That's false.

I got a clip for y'all.

When I talk talk about my love for London rappers,

the best lyricists in the world, Mark.

See what I'm saying?

Nobody.

No disrespect to America.

No disrespect to my country, but nobody can out-rap London rappers.

This is the best, highest level.

This is what I aspire to be.

You know Kendrick did numbers.

He's losing his pandering skills.

In fairness, he has been trying to rap like a British rapper for 10 years.

I'm going to shoot him some bell, too, when you finish.

I'm going to shoot him.

I'm cutting off.

Because how many times have I seen artists be in whatever city and be like, these are the best fans in the world right here?

And the best, this, this is the best city.

And you just showing love the way you act.

Yeah, yeah.

And it's not a far.

I mean, and I think he's had a long, deep relationship with British rappers.

For sure.

And he's...

put great rappers on stage great rappers on wax he's done features for them and vice versa so he has a real relationship with them it's not just pandering but I mean, I agree with you.

It's like when you go to a city.

You're shouting them out.

You rep them.

Also, Drake put on three consecutive shows with three very different sets, different music.

I mean, that's an impressive feat to be able to put on three shows that big with three

back to back with three different sets and to kill it.

I liked it, I didn't see all of each set, but I saw enough of different days to really be like, yo, he came with it.

Yeah, the last day he had vibes, cartel.

Who else did he?

Pop Connor Hole, Burner Boy.

Burn a hole.

Something like that.

Burn a boy, Pop Con.

Yeah.

Lauren came out for a second.

That was a mess.

It was a mess up.

Oh, it was a mess up.

It was a mess.

It wasn't Drake's fault and it wasn't Lauren's.

I don't know whose fault it was.

I'll say this.

It was more that, look, it was more like Lauren's here than it was.

A good performance.

Yeah, because you couldn't.

She came out on...

Nice for what?

Nice for what?

Thank you.

Her mic was crazy bad.

The sound was terrible.

She kept saying, turn me up.

And it didn't seem like a natural lead-in for her to jump in and do something.

So it was kind of like her just holding him down and like shouting.

It wasn't a good use of Lauren.

And I feel like it was the sound system.

I don't think it was a lack of planning from Drake.

And I don't think that Lauren dropped the ball either.

I think it was just a sound thing.

But other than that, that's the only thing I didn't love about it.

But everything else I saw, he killed it.

And the fans obviously loved him.

It was dope.

It was a dope three nights.

Unsurprising.

I mean, he's got 15 years of hits.

He could do three nights.

Right.

And very few artists could do that, for sure.

He could have gone on stage and pandered without saying one word about America.

That's true.

He could have went on stage and said, yo, if he's doing the normal, yo, London, you guys, y'all, be honest.

I'm going to keep it real.

One time here tonight.

Yo, I don't give a fuck how my career went with nobody else say.

Y'all got the best rappers in the world.

Makes fucking noise.

He could have done it without.

But you know.

On his party album, there was a lot of shade toward American niggas.

I think that he believes that.

Again, he's been trying to rap British for 10 years.

He don't believe that.

He does not believe that.

Maybe not, but I will not give him that benefit of the doubt.

You can.

I'll give him that benefit.

I'm not doing that, nigga.

You came up around Wayne.

I've heard you say too many times that Wayne is the greatest MC to ever live anywhere, no matter who, what color, size.

I've heard him say that.

Now, he could have been lying in, but I mean, plenty of us feel that Wayne is in that conversation as well.

And if you're just talking strictly best, if you're talking about the best then we have we got hove but wait wait a minute though it could be because you've always hinted not always but you've been hinting at it for a while that there's some friction between him and wayne

so if that's the case i believe that right but i'm just saying so let's let's let's play into that being true

Now, yeah, I'm not counting you no more if I'm not fucking with you like that.

And the alleged friction with Hove and the alleged friction with Kendrick.

You're running out of the top tier.

The top tier people that I don't fuck with.

Friction with America.

That too.

That too.

So yeah, now I'm going to find a way to shade y'all.

Drake knows.

I ain't nobody paying that.

You don't mind.

Go ahead, Drake.

Do what you got to do up here.

Hey, yo, hold on.

You know, Skepta responded, not responded, but he took the stuff that you guys were saying and he said,

shake my head.

Okay, wow.

Be right back.

They put in a tweet.

The video that, you know, when Joe was playing the record, I don't know if you, you know, when Joe was playing the record and your response, you know.

He liked that shit, y'all said.

Wasn't too far.

He wasn't happy with what y'all.

It wasn't too far on.

you know.

I thought it was fire.

I thought the record was fire.

I did too.

I thought he was hot.

Okay, Freeze.

Standing your shit, Freeze.

He could put another record out tomorrow.

Guess who won't hear it?

But you're not listening.

You're not listening for what he's saying.

You're saying that the accent is just turning you off.

I'm not listening.

Well, that doesn't make sense.

Well, Jordan Lucas made a response about 15 minutes before we started the show.

I heard it.

Me and you were like Brett and Owen Hart.

You always.

Give me the blood.

I'm ready to blaze the corpse.

After the song is over, I never wanna hear this debate no more.

I ain't wanna do it, but somebody told me, say my name is War.

I wanna know what drugs you taking, and what do you take me for?

If you wanna feature, nigga, just say it, but you gotta pay me for it.

And after I bother you, I don't want you ever saying my name anymore.

I know you put a little bag on your back, that you gotta carry it.

If somebody holding it down, it shouldn't be you.

It's time to be serious.

I know you hate me at home, you come to the states.

I'm trying to be arrogant.

I bet you sit in your room and secretly wish that you was American.

Shaking my head, this shit was hilarious.

Ain't even wanna respond, but niggas in London told me to take care of it.

They keep on saying my name, you digging a grave, but you gon' get buried here.

Everyone back in your country, you're in school like you in embarrassment.

I'm out of parish, I'm afraid.

I gotta make them respect this shit.

Put that in your life, I bet this shit.

You lyrically better than no one I know.

Not even no one in the freshman list.

I let a UK, but that's just said.

I really hope you at your best at risk.

Cause all of my life, I never heard nobody tell me to put on that skeptic shit.

When you gon' finally accept this shit, you not on my level, don't test this shit.

I know that you think it's friendly fire, but I'm not one of your friends and shit.

You should have hit up your friends, little bitch.

Go call up Dave and Central, bitch.

For me, you gon' need the Avengers.

Bitch, go tell him that Jordan is central.

Nobody cares.

She was that nigga back in the days.

You only poppin' in the UK, but we don't play your shit in the States.

Nobody cares.

Nobody cares how many women that you played.

Or how many bullets that you sprayed?

I hope you're not gonna get a baby.

Nobody cares.

You better say that shit.

How many tags on your coats?

Or how many niggas that you know?

We don't care.

Nobody cares about how you and Dredzy are close.

I know

I'm not as interested in the beef as I wish I could be.

You know what I mean?

Because Phil's manufacturing.

Whatever.

Battle.

Battle.

Friendly competition.

Friendly competition.

But he's rapping.

Yeah, he's rapping.

He's getting busy.

He picked it up.

He picked it up.

He both rapped.

Yeah.

They both

rapped up hard, too.

Yeah.

I liked it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So shout out to Joe.

Shout out to Johnny Lucas, man.

For sure.

Love the sportsmanship.

You got the dub in my book.

I would still spin on Tori white in jail.

Just because?

Yeah.

Yeah, nigga.

I ain't forget.

I'm not.

It's going home with the L and chilling.

And Tori will respond.

About to say it.

He got time.

He got time and still put shit out.

We don't know how Tori's.

We ain't heard nothing since that stabbing.

No, that's true.

Oh, that's true.

That's exactly when I would diss you, nigga.

Right after you got stabbed 19 times.

Yeah, fucking vocal or vocal organs is awesome.

Oh, yeah, I'm on your ass.

What's that shit you said, you bitch ass nigga?

Sugar drill.

Let's go.

That was Sugar Drill, bro.

That was a sugar drill, man.

Oh, man.

All right.

Shout out to Jonah Lucas.

You got a dub.

You got a dub.

And Skeptic.

And yeah.

UK Rap.

Yeah, shout out to Skeptor 2.

And shout out to UK Rap.

All that shit.

Listen, man, I remember when UK Rap was fighting to even be acknowledged by anywhere.

Like, so shout out to them for where they're at.

In music, I just want to give this Give On project some love because Clips has been demanding all of my attention.

Yeah, it's been hard for me.

I saw Jack Boys drop to it, and I pressed play and got to like three songs.

I was like, you know, I'm going back to Clips.

Clips should get better to me with each listen, but I fanboyed out enough.

So is time.

It was time for me to eventually go on my phone and listen to other music.

Let me tell you something about Giveon now.

I don't know if he's still talking about the Justine Skye relationship, and I don't care.

When he gaslights a bitch,

it's some of the best music ever made, yo.

He is really making a name for himself as

he

on this album.

This is like the RB version of Leon Thomas Did Mutt.

This is like part two to that shit, just with more like

singing.

This is a great album.

This is a great album.

Let me ask.

Let me

hear a little something.

Let me give you a little taste.

Track one, man.

Stop playing with it.

This was going to be my sleeper, but I can't hold the fire.

I can't hold the fire, man.

I can't hold on to the fire, man.

Shout out to Gimmeon.

The album is called Beloved Beloved in your phone right this second.

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

Talk to him real quick, though.

Don't forget who puts you in the

Don't forget what you mean to me.

That's all the city sees.

When you tell your story, reselling everything about me

Everything about me

You run my name

that hurts your shoes

You run my name through the mouth

And you'll be lying to yourself somewhat just I'm sure.

I like how niggas are starting these albums.

I ain't gonna lie, man.

Listen, if you don't have the album, and I'm telling you this just off the arm, he ain't paid me to say it.

Go on your phone and get this if a chick just did you dirty, man.

Some of you niggas is having a hard time this summer.

Oh, yeah.

Some of y'all niggas are going through it.

Y'all ain't having the dope boy summer.

I'm seeing it.

I'm seeing it on your ex-page.

She outside still with them niggas.

She in the section right now

with a bottle of hypnotic.

Not hypnotic.

Telling them about everything you did.

She got the hypnotic.

Yo, she out with all her whole friends, nigga.

She ain't mourning y'all.

Hey.

Listen, it's a great project.

It is a great project.

Shout out to Giveon.

Shout out to whatever young lady he is trashing for all every record on this motherfucker.

And it's a quick listen.

Quick listen.

33 minutes.

33 minutes.

Not too long, but yeah.

How many songs?

Oh, 39 minutes.

I'm sorry.

14 songs, 39 minutes.

It's right to the point.

That's fire.

It's right to the point.

I love that.

Real good project.

Really good project.

I was going to say, I mixed up my listening with the clips and Bieber's new album.

Yep, that's just what I like.

Bieber's new album.

I like Bieber's new album.

Oh, fucking K.

21 tracks.

Yeah.

Swag is called.

Your boy Drewski's on the album.

Shout out to Juiceki as well.

Shout out to Juiceki.

Yeah, but I got favorites.

I want to play One as a Sleeper.

I was.

And it's not the same one, though.

Okay.

So I feel like fucking

drinking.

It could be a Beeper Sleeper Day.

I like the UConn record.

UConn is fire.

Yeah, I like the UConn record.

I was just talking to Joe about it.

Yeah.

It's about, you know, how did he change his voice, Joe?

That record is fire.

If you never heard it here, go real quick.

One last slow mini.

One last little minute.

What the fuck is this fire?

Damn it.

Don't you hate when that happened?

You hit the wrong button.

Songs got mixed up.

He is a terrible fucking person.

Stop it, man.

Why the fuck you did that?

Couldn't wait forget, nigga.

Fuck you.

But this shit fired.

They made him do push-ups, nigga.

The Crooks made him do full of bugs.

Made him do push-ups to the street.

Yeah, I know.

I know, I know.

It's called

the album is fired.

The production is great.

I think it's, I love the production.

I have a few little criticisms, but I think it's a great album.

I like the previous album a little bit better, but this one is great.

21 tracks is always hard to be perfect with 21 tracks.

Yeah, but it's still dope.

And you should listen to it.

The clips took up all my weekend, but I finally got to turn it on at the end of the weekend, and I felt good about it.

I was really happy for him.

And shout out to Clips.

They dropped their video.

They did.

For Sobey.

So be it.

No.

Chains of whips.

Chains of whips.

Yeah, chips.

Oh, stamping.

Bucking.

Chains of whip.

Not so be it.

Fire video.

Dope video.

No card directory, but still dope direction without them.

Also, in music, just real quick, Don Tripp and Starlito put the deluxe out for Step Brothers 4.5.

A lot of y'all might not be familiar.

In my opinion, they are one of the most underrated yet great rap groups out there.

They've been doing this shit for years.

But it's a quick listen.

What labels Don Trip on?

He might be Indy.

Indy.

Yeah.

Don Trip, have your people call us.

It's time now.

Chuck Boldy and Nick Nick Raven, too.

They dropped a nice tape.

It's time though, Don Tripp.

I love you, and we love you up here, but it's time.

Cut that check, nigga.

Fuck you talking about pay us.

Hey, fuck that shit.

Man, we be.

I feel like we're the only one.

We be going hard on the Don Trip.

Off the love.

Yeah, yeah, love.

Let's be clear here.

I don't know.

I ain't got nothing from them.

I just find music that I like and like to talk about.

Don Trip, take 7K and send it over here immediately.

They don't miss it.

I'm not playing with you niggas.

You can use a spear 7K out the blue, like on some shit.

Somebody did.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Somebody called your phone.

He's like, yo, I seen that shit you did.

Yo, come by.

I want to give you something.

You all right, my nigga?

Text in the past, nigga.

You good?

Strap.

He told me, he told you.

Tell you.

I know you taking the kids to the fair.

I know you had to pay for the whole trip, but you all right, nigga.

So 10 points fucked him up, huh?

Yo, God damn.

Yo.

Yo,

nigga, went to the celebrity.

He lacked a point too.

He was breaking on them shit, right?

The celebrity fight fight and all that shit, man.

7K.

Niggas said, let me get a little 7K piece.

Bring us off, nigga.

Hey, don't worry, though.

Listen, hey, for 10 years, I have been trying to protect the integrity of this show and like some of the ilk of what the show was built on.

I don't know if the fans have appreciated it to the degree that I've done it.

So,

we're going to try to do that.

Changes will be made.

There will be signs.

Yeah.

I got it.

Literally.

It's like one of them things where if your girl always accuses you of cheating, now you might as well go ahead and cheat.

Yes.

Or call up a high school friend and just.

Hold on, figure flood.

Figure flicker flood.

Hold on.

Oh, got a run back on.

You can chill, though.

To the wife.

Boy, you good, boy.

That nigga is the man.

You are a legend.

Shout out to my boy.

Oh, if he had had to call it a boy, it would have been so bad.

Yo, Dawson, I'm not going to make it.

Your shit is fucked up.

Sorry.

No, no, good.

Good.

Hey, yo, Def Jam, we see what you're doing having Bieber say that about the.

Oh, the post and delete.

Yeah.

Yeah, we see that.

Like, we just talked about that last part.

Wait, what did he do?

I thought that was fake.

It was so crazy.

No, he said that the Clips album is made for bitter old men.

Bitter old men who wear kith

and collect cards.

We see what y'all doing, y'all.

That's crazy.

We just talked about that.

Ain't no, because this is when Bieber's shooting that clips.

That's wild.

So what happened, there was a little trend going around right before the Clips album dropped.

And people were posting cocaine users.

Okay.

Just different people.

Just like the Mike Tyson picture when he had the white shield and his

bunch of those.

And

the Rock Nation page on Instagram put in a story.

It was like Clips album dropping.

And they were putting a bunch of those up.

And one of them was a picture of Bieber.

Oh, well, you might shoot.

You might shoot.

So, with that, got it.

Okay, let's play.

Got it.

Okay.

You know, but you know,

and Bieber's funny as shit, by the way.

Is he a coke user?

I don't know.

Yeah, but if you had a guess,

we don't know how coke users, brother Miz.

I have Mel.

Anybody?

Me and Bieber are cool.

I got no comments.

Oh, y'all cool?

Get out of here.

Yeah, I can see that.

We're not cool with too many niggas.

Yeah, we're not homies, but like we.

Y'all work out together.

And it goes on.

With a penny holds on.

Shout out to Justin.

You're cool with Justin Bieber.

Bark.

What the f?

I used to do a lot of celebrity interviews back in the day when I was at HuffPost, so I got to meet a lot of like pop stars, white stars, people I wouldn't otherwise interact with, and I helped support his album.

You know, we exchanged messages.

You know, they ain't the homie, but we're cool enough, and I like them.

Recently, I saw the one you did with Carl Malone.

I thought you was really going to set him straight over his actions, but

I gained clarity.

I would have, too.

I wouldn't, too.

Carl Malone is.

Shoulders are straight.

He got a rule over there.

My bad.

Like, you know, I was going to say something, but.

You know, I normally got a rule where if I won't say it to your face, then I ain't going to say it behind your back.

But Carl Malone is the exception to that rule.

That's a couple people.

Some of the things I've said behind his back, never to his face.

And times was different back then, one Kobe was alive.

You know what I mean?

So it wasn't like he was talking crazy about Kobe and Kobe's dad.

I feel differently about it then.

And I'm not, and the way he's, I mean, he's, what he said wasn't crazy in the moment.

He said some other shit about Tim Duncan, too.

But I don't think our criticisms of Carl Malone are Kobe and Tim Duncan-based as much as the

others.

That's my point.

Got it.

And that was where I was going.

However, the Kobe shit is still

fucked up.

But people were saying, why you ain't say nothing about Kobe?

Because I mean, he was talking about him and Kobe going at it and about the, that was some personal shit between them.

And again, Kobe was alive, so they could deal with that themselves.

But

I didn't know about Carl Malone being a creep.

Got it.

At the time of that interview.

That interview is almost 15 years old.

Got it.

So I didn't know.

Because I wouldn't have done the interview with him had I known that.

I've had a few moments like that.

That interview is older than the mother.

Yo,

shit, you in your bag today, nigga.

Hey, yo, just

hand that nigga the trophy, y'all.

Whatever the fuck y'all give, these niggas end of the month.

He's in the bag.

No, no, we gotta fight.

They said, Ice deserve it.

Mark is on Twitter campaigning, still talking about it.

It's a long month.

Look, it's a long month.

Look, I hate this.

I spotted y'all niggas some points.

It's the second half now.

I spotted y'all some points.

You ain't spot nobody, no points.

Well, let's see how the second half of the month turn out.

You just don't pod great when you're sick.

The audience don't be knowing when I'm sick because I'm just amazing.

And don't use none of that.

You come in here huffing.

Were you sick the first part of the year?

Oh, no.

So, what happened?

But he also left my house naked.

That's a different sick.

It's sick, kid.

It is sick.

It's sick.

You were sick.

You were sick.

That was healthy, but it was sick.

Sicko.

Oh, shit.

See, y'all still talk about dick pics, nigga.

I want a ring camp.

Ring, nigga.

Y'all ain't never did the dick ring.

Don't laugh.

Don't laugh.

Yo, bro.

Take that out.

Dick ring.

Dick ring is crazy.

Take that out, Paul.

Yo, no.

No, no, no, no.

We're not doing nothing now.

Yeah, we are.

He'll tell you what to take out, nigga.

We lit.

Oh, my God.

Yo, dick ring, you stupid ice.

And we did that.

We did that Patreon about the sex toys with the dick ring, the Tutato Tutato part two, or whatever that was.

A couple niggas went out and bought that shit.

Oh, I thought they sent the couple.

I ain't paying.

You want the free cock ring?

Yeah.

Yo, that shit was expensive.

Niggas would do the ad for the shorts.

Oh, these back is just a cockring.

Yeah, you just asked for the seven.

You just asked for the seven pieces.

What do y'all care about Uno being allowed at

Vegas Tables?

The only question was, what's the rules?

Uno don't know the rules.

Stop.

You know it's going to be not.

It's going to be white rules.

Then I don't want to play nigga.

I don't give a fuck.

We're not stacking, nigga.

No draw tools on top of drawing for a while.

He's going to lose a whole lot of money trying to be fighting.

Stack season shit.

He's getting locked up fighting them rules.

Banned from the casino.

First time.

What you mean?

I can't do.

Do they do examples and white rules?

If you have a wild card, can you put an example on top?

What?

What?

What?

If you fucking put it on the wild card.

Wild card, when you put the wild out.

You be playing the new Udo, huh?

No, I'm just saying, when you put the wild card on the colour.

That's an example.

example is the example of the card, the color.

You just call out the color.

Some niggas used to put examples.

Do they do picking plays, nigga?

I hate that.

I hate picking plays.

You know more about this than I do.

I know what you're saying.

There's a challenges?

Like, if there's a wild, like, if the person before me put a wild card down and he says yellow, right.

Can I put down my

person that colour can put a yellow with it?

Yeah, but that's how they used to.

They used to do it back in the day for a while.

Some people.

Some people.

But you're not hard.

What you supposed to do?

You're supposed to say the color, and then the next person

has to play that color.

You're not supposed to, examples, just like oh, I can't say why, like, wild pussy is red and then thought of red.

Yeah, hell, no, I don't play like that either.

Okay, we all say the same thing.

I didn't even know that was the thing people did.

What?

They do that bullshit.

Y'all play that challenge shit?

Where it's like, if you drop the wild, because you're only supposed to be able to play a wild if you can't play another card,

and then somebody can say,

I challenge that.

Oh, like, cut the rules for that.

That's the proper rules.

Yeah, that's the rule.

You can't just throw

it.

We play strategic.

Oh, you got Uno?

uno yo reverse it to me yeah that's how i play bomb but no the uno rule for uno to even function properly is if you have the colors you gotta have to play it no matter what no matter what yeah we ain't playing that i didn't know that yeah you have to play it we ain't play that and that pick and play is assist and i'm still waiting for spades to hit vegas why that's gonna be worse than unock stuff

why joe what do you want that still ain't play

i don't want to see an empire crime

you work too hard for this let me ask you a question yeah here we go you do all that with ian and shit.

You still ain't gonna play my man, Joe and Spades.

You shouldn't be shame here.

I get a check in equity for working with Ian.

What I get for beating him in Spades?

I'm glad you know that it wouldn't be a check or equity

if you came to play Spades for free.

Unless we start gambling.

No, but you bet it.

No, we wouldn't bet.

I don't blame for free.

Oh, didn't say less.

Yeah, I know what you're saying.

He's gambling for.

No, he never said we were gambling before.

He always said he don't play Spades for the money.

He told me he played Monopoly for money.

He never told me shit about Samaria.

I made a bet.

He never played Spades for free.

I didn't know.

Okay, so they didn't say anything about it.

When When I'm playing against them, I'm like, oh, shit, we got to play.

It was just about talking shit.

Talking shit and partnering up.

Yes.

That's it.

You scared, nigga.

Yeah, you need to be a dad.

My dad is asked about it every time.

Exactly.

He doesn't even ask him about it.

No, they do this Joe Budden.

They do this Button family shit where they make an outrageous challenge, and then you can't do it.

Your dad was like,

play me in Spades.

I'll be in Atlantic City Saturday night at 10 p.m.

Nigga, that's a two-hour drive.

Who the fuck is going to drive to Atlantic City and play Spades?

Maybe no one, but he's been back in Harlem for a little while.

Well, how about this?

How about about this?

Corey set it up.

Corey set it up months ago and said, Yo, we're gonna play Spades this Sunday.

You went ghosts.

Oh, he's talking crazy.

I don't know.

You know nothing about that.

Ask the fans, because you talked about it on this show.

Corey, you don't talk about what are we doing now, man.

Check this out.

You can't talk to me.

Am I wrong?

Yo, doctor.

Too many words.

Check this out.

Too many words.

What y'all doing now?

We play, you disappear.

Is that the words?

Hey, doctor.

What y'all doing this weekend?

What y'all doing this weekend?

You can set the shit up now.

That's fine.

No, don't say that's fine.

Exactly.

Pick a day, pick a time.

I'll be there.

How about your partner?

There you go.

My partner.

Pick one.

I'll pick you and win.

I can't have that.

Oh, this nigga just want to give away some money.

And that's why I don't pay Mark no money.

When niggas say that,

he's talking in a way that may be acceptable to others.

Niggas already told me your game.

People told me your style.

People said y'all cheat.

I let it go.

I told the street people.

No disrespect.

I'm just telling you what people said.

They said it was in a space tournament with you.

When a nigga ain't got a partner, I got a partner.

Bring your partner, though.

I got a seller.

Because you know what happens?

Again, I'm outside looking to know what happens.

The nigga started losing, like, because my partner out here.

A poor craftsman blames his tools.

I'll beat anybody here with bars.

I'm good.

Sorry.

Nigga trying to reach this phone.

You know what you said?

You supporting our brother, Mark?

I'm just asking if you're supporting brother Mark.

No, not necessarily.

I mean,

yeah, I just made the best man win.

All right, you're going to plug it.

You're going to plug it.

No, I'm not playing with it.

She backed out.

I got some shit in his ass.

Okay, I got my readers here.

Put those on.

Try the overwhelms.

Got a heat.

Some nigga forgot what he was doing.

I can't wait to this space.

Yeah, y'all need to make that happen, man.

Yeah.

I'm down.

I'm good.

I got a partner.

Set a date.

Say something.

I got a steady Saturday and I got no worry.

Sunday.

Boom.

Set a date.

Make it happen.

My wife hit me up telling me something.

I'll play with you and Joe.

I was like, get the fuck out of here.

No, you just said you can plead with anybody.

Yes, but except my wife.

Yes, I had a great idea.

It's not going to work.

That leads to a fight.

Oh, it's going to lead to a fight.

Oh, I know.

And she said, I haven't played since college, but I can figure it's just a nice thing.

See, when somebody starts talking like that, it's fine.

Nope,

nope, nope, nope, nope.

Don't do it.

No, sir.

We didn't talk about

Joy Taylor,

friend of the show.

Yes.

Just up here recently.

I've been getting a lot of flack for not asking the hard-hitting questions.

I don't give a fuck.

Suck my dude.

But yeah, Joy Taylor.

Along with Keyshawn Johnson, along with Emmanuel Ocho, along with a few people.

It was three shows, so all of a sudden, three shows with five people.

Three shows with five people.

Oh, three shows with five people.

Like you said, Emmanuel Acho, Joy Taylor, LaShawn McCoy, Chase Daniel, and Craig Carter.

Chey was good.

Yeah, all of them,

you know, a lot of them tweeted about it, you know, because we got fired that day off, that kind of thing.

And also, Joy had multiple shows on the network.

You know, all of those are gone.

It's an interesting time at FS1.

Chris Broussard and them, their show lasted.

Only like two shows that were major lasted.

Was it First Things First, and what's the other one called?

I can't think of the other one.

Oh, The Herd.

The Herd and First Things First were the two that survived.

No surprise with either of those.

Those are like the flagship shows.

But FS1 is doing a major overhaul.

They're going to be looking for new talent.

I heard they're thinking about Max Kellerman, Tony Reali.

Yeah.

And they should consider some off-the-beaten paths people.

Maybe people who do other podcasts who've shown a diversity of issues that they can talk about.

You know, maybe some black podcasters.

You know.

That's true.

Anyone from Philly, maybe?

Maybe Philadelphia.

Yeah.

I mean, authors definitely authors definitely authors journalists there we go journalists gotta have a you know what I'm saying so if it's one of the writing you know if they got the check yeah yeah for sure

7k

I was on my mark

for 4k oh you know I was getting that I was getting 10 to 15 piece with them little joints watch your fucking mouth you're gonna meet we talking about 60 seconds but then you stop I did stop yeah because you try to yeah you try to make fun of it you use your big, huge platform to poke fun of me taking a brown paper bag.

And then they wrote under my comments for about three weeks.

Then I got mad and pissed off at you, and then we had an argument up here that we had to take out.

Remember, ma'am?

Yes, I do.

Has your money grown since then, or has it decreased?

It has

got them.

And you never have to slap the same and say, What you got?

That was the video.

That was the fucking video.

You remember, too, Paul.

Oh, God.

You never came back and said, hey, Joe, you was right about that, man.

Nobody wants to give niggas.

Listen, that's a problem in our community.

I don't want to just give a nigga credit, even if he was right.

Is that the career?

Which community?

Black community.

I don't separate communities like you've been doing.

I don't pay it like you've been.

They calling you out on it.

Let's go get one person calling you out.

I'm black.

I'm playing.

No, no, no.

The community, the community,

the FBA and the ADOS has accepted you.

Yo, Joe.

I'm like, oh, here we go.

Yeah, but niggas was tight.

I got texts about you this week about that black culture shit when I wasn't here.

Oh, yeah.

Black journalists was texting me, like, what the fuck is they talking about?

Like, what the fuck do you think?

You got texts about me.

Yes.

Which one, though?

Which time?

The one that we just did?

The one, yeah, where we were talking about, you know, you were kind of on the right side of that issue, where you were talking about black culture being kind of denigrated.

And somebody said, well, we don't really have a black culture because of slavery and all of that shit.

Somebody said that up here.

Yeah, I think we were nay saying that.

Oh, Ish said that.

It said that.

And you and you two kind of were like, well, we've been here long enough to have a conversation.

I'm not issues' word.

What'd you say?

Yeah, my word is not Ish's word.

No, no, I'm just saying that conversation was getting hit.

Not you in that conversation.

That conversation was getting hit.

That community.

And I was like, damn, I wish I was here for that conversation because that would start to sound crazy.

And a lot of people do wish that you were here.

I wish that you were here for that conversation.

As the sole Caribbean man up here, it becomes difficult.

When you sit next to a Caribbean woman, though.

I'm a Caribbean man.

They kicked out the group.

They kicked out.

They can't kick people out.

They can't.

Yo.

They can't.

Anyways, go on.

But I wasn't saying what I was saying to be down with somebody neither, man.

No, no, no, no.

I'm not trying to, I'm not, that wasn't my

optimist.

You were brought up Kai Sanat, and you were saying that there's this moment where whenever he, the higher he ascends,

that there's this space opening up to shit on

and I and black American culture.

It's irresponsible to put it just on

Kai.

I see it a lot is what I was saying.

I don't want to call out a bunch of names, but I see it a lot.

That's all.

And I agree with you.

I disagreed with this idea.

That there is no black American culture because of slavery.

Yeah, I disagree with this slavery.

It's just not true.

And I was hoping to see it and feel it everywhere.

It's everywhere.

And it's this idea, like we didn't come here from Africa last year.

There's two things that can be true at the same time, right?

We were disconnected from our culture.

We were disconnected through slavery.

We don't know our origins.

We don't know our particular country.

Some people can go back to the country they were from.

Some people don't.

But it's been hundreds of years.

We have connections to Africa, legitimate connections to Africa.

At the same time, black Americans here who were enslaved, including my ancestors, created a culture here.

When you go to to the black church, that's black culture.

Exactly.

I mean, that's black culture.

Hip-hop is black culture.

Music, music, blues.

Period.

Yes.

Pop music.

Yes.

Is descended from the blues, which is black culture.

Right.

Like, let's not be stupid.

Yes.

And it's not, and is it connected to, I mean, if I listen to jazz or the blues, is it connected to Africa?

Yeah, there's polyrhythms.

There's things like that.

When you baptize somebody in a church, is that connected to

water emergent religions in Africa?

Yeah.

But there's some shit that came here that is about being a product of slavery.

The blues, what is more tragic, comic, and blues-centered than being black in America?

I mean, what the fuck are we talking about?

And so, when we say black Americans don't have culture, that's stupid.

And it disrespects the tradition that black people build the foods we eat, collard greens, fucking plants, oxtail, shitlins.

Yeah, exactly.

I mean, yeah.

I've had this conversation

with things as simple as explaining to the Dominican barber why a black baldy may be different for cut than a Dominican baldy.

Yes.

Like, that's how these conversations come up in small doses where you realize you're talking to people that just

don't get it.

They don't understand.

Exactly.

Well,

the reason why some of the people, like Adolf's, some of the people, you know, they don't, even though they acknowledge that there's a connection with Africa, they don't care.

They have on record saying, I really don't care.

We care about...

It's been hundreds of years that my ancestors has been on seven generations, six generations.

And then there's other people that believe that you you should acknowledge that Africa is a part of your lineage.

And I so people, so that's what that's you.

You can acknowledge it.

That's where the disconnect comes from.

I think there's space for both of those conversations.

I think when we talk about reparations,

when we talk about a justice claim, we have to realize that black Americans here have a unique experience and a unique justice claim because this country was built on our exploited labor through the project of slavery.

We got to be honest about that.

And as somebody who's three generations from slavery, my great-grandparents were slaves.

So

I see very much, I mean, we just talked about my dad and his name, two generations before was Loderick Merriweather, the white man who wouldn't give him names.

That's what I'm saying.

You're like, that's just American.

Nigga, my fucking great-great, them niggas' names was Moses Button and London Button.

It's just ancient names.

Right, Moses is an ancient ass name.

Yeah.

And he was a junior.

That's what I'm saying.

Like, black Americans have a culture.

We have a life that is not connected.

We don't have to go and find our origin story in Africa or do those bullshit DNA DNA tests to know who we are.

At the same time, I happen to also identify as a pan-Africanist.

I feel like black people here

are connected to black people everywhere, and that we have to think about ourselves in a global context.

I'm an internationalist.

I think both things can be true at the same time.

I am connected to black people and African people everywhere, but I don't need them to be able to say I have a culture.

That's it.

That's it.

That's where I stand.

That's where I stand.

Yeah, that's where I got it.

Yeah.

Right there.

That's it.

So.

I ain't trying to diss nobody else.

And I'm not with adding to the division that they're trying to do.

Like, I'm not with that either.

Like, you black, you black.

Right.

No matter where you're from.

That's how I do.

All that division shit is just

a product of races doing fucking their job.

You're doing their job for them.

Exactly.

Exactly.

Could not agree more.

What else do I have?

Beyonce, man.

This year.

Beyonce, Joe.

What?

Beyonce.

I think Lil' Meach Ratten is more important.

Okay.

Oh, okay, man.

Yeah.

Did you hear it?

You should go shit on me.

I did.

You just go shit on me.

I know what's going on next.

We're a team, nigga.

We're a team.

Bretton Owen.

He just called that name.

He just called that nigga Owen.

He was recycling lines, nigga.

He told me to stay home today.

Excuse me.

Lil Meach, let me see where I saved this clip at.

I want to say I've never seen a nigga rat faster, but that's simply not true either.

Let me see if I can find this one.

Who did he tell on, Freeze?

Who do Lil Meach tell on?

Can you just give me some context, context, please?

One of his man's

mans.

One of the man's no more.

Dude was asleep.

They got stopped and dude was sleeping.

Apparently, he put everything in his lap.

He leeched through all the shit on the sleep dude.

So by the time he woke up, it was too late.

There was nothing he could do about it.

What?

I need to hear more, though.

It got to be more.

That's about it.

There are instances where that's okay.

What's the instance of throwing something in your man's lap?

If

you're the leader of a rap crew or you the NBA player with with a seven-figure contract and they already know that to be in the crew, they're taking the charge.

I was about to say, the only time when it's okay is if somebody already

definitely knows if it's understood.

It's understood.

Some people in the crew know they're taking the charge.

Yeah.

I agree.

That's all I'm saying.

I agree with that.

You fall, man.

Yeah.

But this dude wasn't, he didn't know.

He wasn't one of them.

He didn't know.

Oh, because he posted up.

He posted about it.

Oh, then it's fucked up.

I don't know the story.

That's what I'm saying.

Yeah, that's just wild, dude.

All right.

I do have a clip.

Like to hear it.

Here it go.

goes So.

the gun

talking about the other stuff

now the other stuff yeah that's illegal

so that's the extent of that.

The audio was bad, but that was Lil Meach talking to a cop saying, hey, did you find the other stuff on that guy?

The cop is saying the gun, we have the gun.

There's nothing illegal about having a gun.

And Lil Meach is saying, not the gun, the other stuff.

The other illegal stuff.

So he tried to pile all the...

Oh.

Now, the way I first saw the post was...

And again, I don't know how true this part is, was they didn't see no other.

They only found the gun.

Right.

And then once he said that, they checked and found the rest of the shit.

Why would he say that?

Maybe he was.

Take a guess.

Sorry, nigga.

Take a guess.

I'm trying to come up.

Anyway, I have the note from the

gentleman that this was about.

And it says, Reason I got to do Fed Time.

See, this is the shit I hate.

Fake ass niggas like Lil Meach and my Tracy Life.

I don't know.

Supposed to be real, but do whole shit.

See me, see meme.

Me, me.

That's what, that's, oh, them making fun of me.

Got it.

See, me, me, I hate your pops.

Thank you, Ice.

I hate your pops, breed a lame like you.

See, the third video is

when they thought.

We was gonna run, but I was cursing this bitch-ass nigga out for throwing all his shit on me while I was asleep in the whip.

By the time I checked, this shit, 12 was walking up to the car.

You could look on my face.

I was hot.

I done lit up a broke cigarette sick in my head.

Two videos, he's admitting he was sorry and he was going to pay me back, including being disloyal to 50 at the same time, et cetera.

And five video, why are you asking 12, did they get the guns and the other stuff off of me?

Like, that ain't a form of telling.

See, the only reason I came around a little drug head-ass little boy is because thinking this my crazy life, my home, he'd been knowing over 20 years, but come to find out he disloyal himself.

How you was with the same nigga to put me in a fucked-up position.

All right, there's too much for me now.

But the point of this is

he's saying that Lil Meach threw some shit on him while he was sleeping and then told the cops, Hey, did you go find that shit on me?

Lil Meach,

that's wild.

It's over, right?

Yeah.

Like,

I hate the niggas don't know when it's over.

It's over, yo.

It's over.

And sometimes the apple do fall far from the tree.

Actually, most times the apple fall far from the tree, especially when we take it.

It's rolling.

Yeah.

That apple, it's something.

Like I'm just saying, this is the point of, this is the point of.

Your dad doing something so you don't have to

right like why would you even want to, you not that.

Right.

Like, this isn't, this is an indication that you're not that.

And there's nothing wrong with saying, hey, I'm not that.

Let me stop trying to be that.

Let me stop trying to portray that.

Let me stop trying to hang out with that.

Let me just stop.

Just stop.

Just stop.

Just stop.

Just stop.

Just stop.

That's my advice.

That's my advice.

Just stop.

Just stop.

Your dad did it already.

Your dad did it already.

It's such a beautiful black story for him to come home and his son be grown, working, doing it,

playing the part of his dad in a hit television show.

Like, it's too much beautiful story there.

Yeah.

You're caught up in dumb shit.

Yeah, this is just, this is stupid.

This is stupid.

It is.

This is dumb.

Prayers to all involved.

Prayers to all involved.

Speaking of prayers to all involved, I want to say rest in peace to Eastside Crackhead.

Oh, man.

Eastside Crackhead Pants.

Wow.

Yeah, for those that don't know, East Sierra Crackhead is a Harlem legend, is a New York City legend.

For me, I met him around the Cin City days where anytime I was in Cin City, East Ai Crackhead would hop out and just East Art Crackhead over here, Mark, was a brother that was, as he was panhandling, he would rap.

Oh, shit.

Okay.

So he would say, come on, Joe, give me a couple dollars, man.

Come on.

Let me bust a freestyle for you right quick.

And the freestyle would always be about how he was on crack.

But he could rhyme.

You could tell he used to rap at some point.

Yeah.

So, yeah, the whole,

we all knew Esau Crackhead.

Yeah, everybody.

If you were out anywhere, you ran in there.

I don't know how he passed.

If there's a GoFundMe or some shit, please shoot me a link.

Because that was my man.

That was my man.

It really hurt to see that news that East Arch Crack had passed.

So shout out to him.

Thoughts and prayers to his family.

Rest in peace.

Also, also.

Y'all praying for top five?

Well, before we get to top five,

I want to say rest in peace to Ray DeJohn,

another brother that we lost.

that was my man, another New York City, New York City legend.

That I don't know the details to how he passed.

I'm just seeing this news that good brothers that

I knew and loved are passing.

So rest in peace to Ray, rest in peace to Esau Kraken.

Now, top five, another idiot.

Let's do it.

Let's talk about him for a minute.

You schooled me on this.

Top five was over in London.

Made a statement saying that there were no

murderers in London or something of the sort.

And then, like, within an hour, footage came out of him being attacked and was stabbed in the neck.

He's recovering.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, he's recovering.

You know, he survived.

This goes back to the shit you and I were just talking about, though, with the rappers in the UK.

Just because they talk like different than us, don't mean they can't rap.

Yeah, it's killing us.

Just because they talk like that don't mean they can't fight, don't mean they don't kill people.

You know what I mean?

It's gangsters everywhere.

It's gangsters everywhere.

Everywhere you go.

especially in the UK,

everywhere you go.

What are we going today?

Let them know.

That's a great question.

There's no killers in the UK.

There's like serious guys, we're not gonna come kill us.

No,

they're not gonna come kill us.

But see, if you can show your address here

in America, fuck

now.

Listen, where are we going today?

I don't know.

I'm gonna go shower.

I smell like shit.

That is one of the things you just never should.

That's just bad.

You never do that.

Right.

Never.

You are

You're at an away game,

basically taunting the niggas out there.

Yeah.

Yeah.

For what?

Right.

Nothing good could come from saying that shit.

You get what I'm saying?

Go out, do what you got to do, party, get your money, do whatever, go home safe.

There's no reason to antagonize the people outside.

Wherever you at.

It's just no reason to do it.

And how many times are you going to ask God to overlook your stupidity?

Yeah.

You've been stupid all year.

I don't talk about it because you're that stupid.

But you've been stupid all year.

You've been saying things to jam up yourself and people around you all year.

I'm surprised somebody has not put a stop to it yet.

But a good part of this comes from the

whatever the, there's been a change in how the streamers view tough and how I view tough growing up.

Tough

kind of had to do with being intelligent too

and wise and having respect and not reckless.

That's just an ill thing to say in London.

And if you go to London and think that, because people have thought that before, the people in London will let you know where they're killing people.

They'll point you right to the town.

They don't really hide none of that shit that they do over there.

No, they don't.

It's official niggas.

I don't understand why you're saying that.

Yeah, all that East London shit.

All that fucking, even somebody said the town he was in was one of them towns.

So even if it's not, I don't care if you're in the safest part of whatever city, why antagonize the niggas there?

Like, anybody could get touched.

You get what I'm saying?

Yeah.

Like, niggas used to do that in LA a lot, thinking, oh, well, I'm not in the hood.

I'm out here, so I could say whatever I want.

No, it don't work like that.

It's clickbaity shit, bro.

Yeah, but this clickbaity shit gonna get niggas clicked up.

Yeah.

Axe said that that video of all the London niggas around the car that he says that that was not top five.

I'm only saying that because Axe says he spoke the top five.

Okay.

So he's got a lot of people.

I would take his word on that.

He said he's lost a lot of blood, said he'll make a full recovery at some point, and that was the extent of it.

And police right now, they have online police are

stopping people or, you know, anybody that was there or could have been possibly connected to the top five stabbing or cutting.

They're searching a lot of people.

There's some videos going on right now on the internet.

A lot of police just surrounding cars and stopping a lot of people.

So I don't know how London carry it.

Listen, I'm glad that he will make a full recovery.

I don't wish death on anybody, but also I can't have more love for your life than you do.

So

thoughts and prayers.

Thoughts and prayers.

Are the clicks worth it?

No.

I just think he's really stupid.

I know niggas want clicks, but he's stupid.

And I think it's where you come from, right?

And how you think.

He's that too.

And he's stupid.

Because Bengal Smurf is out there.

And one time, you know, I spoke to him.

He's not playing with anybody out there or trying to.

And he's been around and been outside in certain things.

If you really like that, you have a healthy respect of every area in the world.

Right.

Because you know, I can go.

There's a 50-cent clip.

It's old.

But he says,

I know how I get down.

So why wouldn't I think that there are other people in the world?

They get down the way that I get down.

It's not worse.

That's it.

Right.

It's just that simple.

It really is.

It's just that simple.

Again, I hope he makes a full recovery so we can keep seeing him be stupid because he ain't about to learn.

He ain't about to learn.

I hope.

At some point, you got to.

If you like living.

Living is cool.

I ain't going to lie to y'all.

Jeopardizing.

Living is not bad.

Living is.

Healthy, too.

Living healthy.

For real.

If you know a good Italian restaurant, too, like you can go get a meal.

Now go get your favorite meal.

There come a time where you might not be able to swallow your food.

That's a fact.

You might not be able to taste that milkshake that you love.

That smell that you love.

You might not get it.

Life is precious.

And we in that cycle, the escalator's going up.

I was reading something over the weekend, and they were just saying.

You read and shit.

So Mark.

Mark made a positive impact on this podcast.

I still don't read books.

All right, thank God.

I'm glad my gift was well spent.

I'm at the first one.

I ain't been the second one yet.

But they were just saying, like, a lot of us suffer from thinking that tomorrow is going to come.

Yeah.

And because of that, we don't really

live the way we should.

Taking it for shit for granted.

You're just thinking, like, you know, tomorrow.

All right.

We took a break, so we started having a good time offline.

I just heard that serious.

I know, I know.

All right, yo.

All right.

There we go.

All right.

We're back.

I said, my son, Light Game is fire, son.

JR, JR, killing shit.

No, talking about you.

Talking about you.

How you like shit.

Yep, yep, yep.

You like all pictures.

Nigga, is there any if you if this

I want to be respectful,

you like all the pics, man.

You got the switch on the light, just put your job.

My girl knows how I like pictures.

That's not our reason, yeah, but let one breathe.

Come on, exactly.

All of them can't be that nice.

All of them can't.

I support a lot of women.

It's the thing, though, too.

A lot of women,

trans women,

women in the nightlife, I support women.

Like financially?

No.

No, you're not allowed to do that.

Not allowed to do that anymore.

That's not the case.

She had to talk with me.

Set you straight.

All right, enough.

Hey, and she surprised me, too.

See, that's why I don't fuck with this nigga, man.

I do not fuck with my girl.

When we was having the talk about who can and who can't come to my birthday dinner.

Well, for wait.

Just the number.

How many do she have that can't come?

Is it five or less, ten?

Like well, once we had the conversation,

a lot of the people that can't come, I already knew they couldn't come.

Exactly.

So that's what that's.

But the ones that were in question, it may have been two and a pop.

Oh, that's not bad.

Okay.

All right.

She knew I paid one of their rent for a little while.

How did she find out?

For a little while.

Because she was checked.

She'd be checking the cash apps.

And what you be writing, rent?

Damn.

Yeah, you got to.

You got to.

Yeah, nigga.

Hey, yo,

trying to save taxes, nigga, trying to do good on taxes.

Tax time would get you caught up.

Uncle Sam would get your bitch ass going up.

I think she knows the emoji that means I paid it.

And we don't do that no more.

So anyway, shout out to my baby.

I love you, girl.

Anyway, what else?

Yo, Mark is hilarious.

Can we talk about this Beyonce thing?

Because I'm skeptical.

Okay, let's do it.

I'm very skeptical.

I don't have all the info here.

So, Beyonce we know was in Atlanta.

I got it.

Play shook ones, man.

Flip singing, regular.

Nigga took his hand off.

Right.

I'll be right back.

I have to go to the bathroom.

Nigga took his hand off.

I don't have none of the information.

I haven't heard this story.

So this will be my first time hearing my story.

We got it.

Go ahead, Mark.

And I don't have a take.

Don't toss it to me after.

Yeah.

Shit, you know what?

I forgot the story.

Ice.

No, oh, God.

Hey, whoever says the story, do not throw it to me nowhere in the story.

Come on, man.

I'm learning in real time.

In real time.

A story came out.

In real time.

Okay.

Oh, you got a mouth?

Yeah.

All right, there we go.

Oh, shit, there we go.

There we go.

Listen, my glasses are on, okay?

So I'm reading the break.

I'm surprised she missed it.

Go ahead.

I got it.

Oh, did you think

it was?

It's the fact.

Go ahead.

Okay.

All right.

Hello.

So the break-in happened on July 8th at Krog Street Market.

Her choreographer and a dancer, they parked their black Jeep.

And when they came back, the trunk was busted and the bags were gone.

Inside the bags was unreleased music, set lists, and private files for the show, all stolen on jump drives.

Also taken were laptops, designer clothes, sunglasses, and AirPods.

The cops tracked the AirPods using new location data, Apple's Find My, and they believe the suspects were in a red 2025 Hyundai Elantra.

A warrant has been issued,

and the whole thing was caught on camera.

No comment from Beyonce's camp,

a further comment from the cops, and that's kind of where it's at right now.

I've seen this happen on tour a bunch of times.

It shouldn't be the drives, though.

Why are you leaving the hard drives with unreleased music in your car somewhere?

That doesn't sound accurate.

That don't sound accurate.

I I was a little skeptical at first, but now because I'm like,

but I get why the choreographer would have that.

The unreleased music?

Unreleased music, I know who could be.

Yeah, I mean, if she's, if she's putting together, you know, like

ahead of time.

Right.

Because she's on tour right now for this one.

Cool, but you know what?

But she's preparing for it.

When Beyonce drops, like when she does her surprise drop, you know, she got videos and shit already done.

So if I need the music so I can start getting everything together so we can shoot all of this for for the next project or something.

Now I'm not as skeptical anymore.

Okay.

Yeah.

You sold me once.

And in Atlanta, they will bust your window and steal your shit.

They will.

We've had that all happening.

We've had that happen in Atlanta, in the Bay.

But I'm talking about mad city.

Atlanta specifically.

I'm talking about our, it ain't just any, it's anybody.

Any big city or any city, really, period.

If you leave a sprinter van outside the Beyoncé concert, someone is going to bust in your shit and steal that shit.

Damn.

That's ballsy, though.

I've seen it happen.

This looks more like they were.

I don't know if it was an accident or if they were like followed.

You don't accidentally bump into Beyonce on

that.

You don't.

That's another thing.

That's the other thing.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like, just

they happened to break into the car that belongs to, you know, Beyonce's choreographer and dancer while they're in town for this tour.

They're a sprinter or tour van and bust in the window.

No, it wasn't a sprinter van.

It was a Jeep.

Okay, well, what I'm saying is, out there, I'm talking about specifically Atlanta.

I talk to a lot of Atlanta folk.

Break-ins in cars are extremely common.

I mean, it's common everywhere.

But you park your car somewhere.

Like, I know I've seen people take a picture of, yo, the window, the door is unlocked, like, with a little sign there.

Just don't break my window.

Right.

Like, that's a thing.

They bust it in your window and run it, whatever.

So now if we got bags and shit in the car, designer clothes, shades, oh, they hit a lick.

I don't think they would necessarily look in, but oh shit, this is Beyonce's people.

We just hit a lick.

And that might be what it is.

My skeptical, when I said I was skeptical, it was just I was worried that it was an inside job.

But I just thought that somebody set her up.

Because I always, you know, I'm worried about artists, and I know how valuable it is to have your art stolen or to have your art put out in a way you don't want or whatever.

Yeah, but I know they got all the trackers and all the devices they said.

And I hope all of them shit was encrypted.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I hope so.

I'm more like as someone who has been on tour with fucking drives of unreleased music on it.

You don't leave that shit in no fucking car.

Are you crazy?

Sounds crazy.

Are you out of your mind?

No, that shit is on the body at all times.

Hotel room, maybe, but even that is a.

Yeah, that's sketchy.

Even that is is an if, yeah.

I don't, no, no.

Hard drives is on me, and I'm not running around with hard drives of fucking Beyonce unreleased music.

That's somewhere

too much pressure.

Yeah.

Yep.

Too much responsibility.

Yeah.

Somebody going to the gulag for that one.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Somebody's going there.

Yeah.

Joe, you feel like talking a little hoops?

I'm always down to talk hoops.

Well, Bleacher Report, as you know, released its

100 players of all titles.

They're rage baiting.

I think every list is a rage bait.

Or rage baiting.

It is.

This one wasn't.

I didn't think was the worst.

Go ahead.

I'm not going to obviously do the whole top 100, but I'm just going to tell you the top 10.

Wilt at 9.

Stop it.

Bill Russell is not six spots above Wilt Chamberlain.

You think he should be...

Well, let's go through the top 10.

Let's do it.

I'm not sure exactly what you mean by that.

Well, the top 11 is where the rage bait comes from.

Yeah, it is.

All right, go ahead.

All right.

So so I'm going to start with number 12.

I'm just going to start with number 12.

So we don't got to go right into 11.

The number

12 player of all time, according to them, is Hakeem Elajuan.

I'm not all the way mad at that.

I'm not mad at it.

I think she'd be higher, but I'm not mad at it.

I can live with that.

Number 11 is Kobe Bryant.

That's where a lot of people feel that Kobe got disrespected.

I'm tired of the word disrespected being used every time somebody don't agree with where you're placed.

I actually think that's about right for Kobe, but I understand why people want him higher.

And you're from Philly, anyway.

Number 10 is Steph Curry.

Well, here's the thing.

When you see who's above him, you ask, should they be above Kobe or not?

Steph Curry?

No.

No, Steph Curry's not killing Kobe.

Should not be above Kobe.

I'm going to argue with you in a minute.

Wilt Chamberlain, number nine.

No.

No.

You don't think he should be above Kobe Bryant?

Well, I think he should be higher, period.

So we'll get into that.

Me too.

I'm saying just saying no to his placement, period.

Period.

Okay, guys.

He could be higher than Kobe Brown.

He could be higher than Kobe Bryant.

I think Wilt should be in the top five, personally.

If anybody said Wilt was better than Kobe, they didn't have no argument for me.

I don't think they have any argument for a lot of people.

Anybody over 50 is definitely going to say.

Number eight, Larry Bird.

Stop it, yo.

Stop it.

Wait.

Stop it.

Is Larry higher for you or lower?

Lower.

Lower.

And a lot lower.

How long have you hated white people?

And a lot lower.

I don't hate white people.

You hate Larry Bird.

That's just, it's just a lot.

No, Larry Bird was him

for nine years.

That's a lot of years.

Not really.

How many years was Michael Jordan him?

Wake it up.

Michael Jordan averaged 21 on the Wizards.

Oh, God.

Michael Jordan averaged 21 on the Wizards.

If you bring in the Wizards, I think if you average 21 points,

Michael's extraordinary.

He had 82 games.

He played the whole season and averaged 21 as a 40-something year.

I'm not taking it.

I love Michael.

Man, don't make me defend Jordan because I want to shit on him too.

I love Jordan.

I always want to shit on him.

All I'm saying is the number of years being him, if your number of years being him is nine or ten years, I think that's enough to make a case, is all I'm saying.

I'm not mad at that.

Yeah, that's all I'm saying.

I'm not mad at that.

Okay, who's eight?

Number eight was Larry.

Number seven is Tim Duncan.

Now, I tend to put Tim Duncan and Kobe right next to each other.

I do too.

You know, because I think they have very similar resumes and very similar careers.

I do too.

Number six is Shaq.

Now, that's a debatable one.

I have Shaq lower on my list.

No, I'm not mad at Shaq around.

Yeah.

I got it right around there.

It's hard for me to put Shaq above Wilt personally, but I understand.

That's a good spot for Shaq.

It's not a crazy spot.

I think Shaq and Wilts should be pretty close.

I agree.

Number five, Bill Russell.

Kind of can't argue with Deer Talk.

I can't argue, but I can't do it.

My unpopular take from people your dad's age and older is Bill Russell, if he were a professional today,

if he were playing in this era, would be...

Careful.

Yeah,

you're about to say Rudy.

You don't want to hear this sort of shit.

Let him get out.

No, don't do it.

Let me save him.

Please don't do that.

I'm just going to say, I respect who Bill Russell is, who he was.

I love Bill Russell.

He's fresh, all the things.

Bill Russell's great.

But I think we over, he was on a team with 11.

He was the best player on the greatest team ever.

But he was him before that, is what my dad is going to say.

And I would say yes, but to me, there's no list where he should be above Will.

And I understand why he is, because he won more than Will.

He did way more winning than Will.

He did way more winning than Will.

You said he was the best player on the best team ever.

Yeah.

He was the best team ever.

From top to.

He's talking about the NBA.

I'm talking about college.

I'm talking about NBA.

Wait, you don't that Celtics team that won how many straight championships?

It was 12 teams, 12 straight championships.

I mean, you had to win six games.

Let me put it this way.

Let me put it in the game.

You had to beat two teams to win a championship.

Let me say it differently.

The most dominant team in NBA history.

I'm not saying that's them.

That's what I'm talking about.

Okay.

They had how many, weren't there 10 Hall of Famers on that team?

Nine of 10 Hall of Famers on that team?

I mean, that's something.

That's all I'm saying.

Okay, okay.

Okay.

That's all I'm saying.

Let me put it differently.

When I hear that, Charlie Bill Russell and Will Chamberlain,

I think

Will Chamberlain still wins championships with the Celtics.

I'm not convinced Bill Russell wins with that.

That argument is why I just tore Tracy McGrady up, so I'm not going to do it here.

And you know,

number four: I don't speak only though.

Magic Johnson.

No, Matthew.

I'm not either.

I think Magic is starting to get disrespect.

He started to get disrespected on where people put him on the list.

Magic saved the NBA as we know it.

So wherever you want to put him, I don't have a problem.

He did it with Larry Bird.

Wait, what, wait, wait, wait.

What?

He did it with Larry Bird.

If you want to include the white man in great black feats, I don't.

Brother.

Wasn't it their rivalry in the rivalry between the Lakers and the Celtics that made the NBA such a...

Yes.

What was the name of that?

What was the nickname for that 80s Bird team?

Champions.

So there was no nickname.

No.

You don't need one.

When a team gets a nickname, you know what that means?

It can mean a lot of things.

It means every game.

Yeah, every game.

Every game is a game.

Every game is one of those TNT, NBC, must-CTV.

Showtime was show time.

I know that they try to say that Larry Bird, oh, the rivalry.

That was Magic Johnson that did that.

Well, question.

I mean, like, are you a great player if you don't have somebody to be your rival?

Yeah.

I mean,

I understand that you can be a great player, but, like, in this particular circumstance, don't you need a rival in order to...

No, help.

No.

I think you do a little bit.

I think I see what you're stepping in.

and I'm not mad at it.

Yeah.

I don't think you need a rival to be great, is what I'm saying.

I think what she's going to do is be great, but in that particular circumstance with Magic and Larry, I think that that's why.

I think it's tough to make an argument that Magic saved the NBA and not say that Larry Bird, who was his biggest rivalry.

It was a significant role in the world.

They did it together.

I mean, they just didn't do it together.

They did.

Joe, they didn't do it together, though.

Joe hates it.

They didn't do it.

It was a very yin-yang-y kind of situation, maybe.

Yeah.

And Larry Bird also was the MVP of the league three years in a row.

I mean, like, Larry Bird was him.

And Mary bird won the people's choice award three years in a row the people's choice

you know when people don't win awards they start diminishing the value of those awards shout out to jbtv the number three kareem abdul jabbar no issue for me i'm not mad at that well what's your issue then no issue for me i love it no no that wasn't that was just my tv voice

that was an outrage got it

to me if you say Jordan's the greatest ever, Kareem's the greatest ever, Wilt's the greatest ever, I have an argument.

LeBron.

LeBron, yeah.

And now LeBron.

But for most of my life, I was saying those three.

And now LeBron.

I wouldn't say LeBron, but the other three, I would say.

But I think any of those four, it's like Pickle.

Got you.

It's like Pickle.

And again, Kareem don't get enough respect.

Number two, LeBron James.

LeBron James.

Which should be Jordan, but go ahead.

Wait, oh, we're about to argue.

No, we're not.

I don't have this argument.

And number one, of course, is Michael Jeffrey.

Michael Jordan.

A little

typo.

You think LeBron is greater than Jordan?

Greater than.

There's no argument.

Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player ever.

That's by accomplishments and championships and all that.

There's no argument there.

Okay.

Greatest.

Better player.

I'm saying best.

LeBron James is the best basketball player that people alive have seen.

I don't care if you was alive for Michael Jordan.

But

I've seen what he did to Craig Elo and them.

I know, I know, I know.

I'm trying to see what's the difference.

Yeah, think about the difference.

Greatest and best don't mean the same.

Yeah, think about it in the hip-hop terms, right?

There might be someone who's more skilled at something, but that doesn't mean they're great.

Because now you're talking about career, you're talking about the skill or accomplishments, what they come to the thing.

Gotcha, man.

Tom Brady

is without a doubt the greatest quarterback we've ever seen.

Got it.

Pat Mahomes is probably the best and will end up being the best quarterback we've ever seen.

And you can make arguments.

Skill-wise.

Skill versus what you got done.

It's Kobe and T-Mac.

It's that same thing again.

The winners went out there and won.

You other niggas was good.

Got it.

So Michael Jordan is the greatest.

Six championships.

The numbers are the numbers.

But LeBron fans have an argument to be made there as well.

I think so too.

There was a stat that said

that since 1996,

and I may be butchering the stat, but it was so amazing that it's not going to matter.

Since 1996, LeBron has won more playoff games than I think 90% of the league.

96, LeBron was a player.

Since 96.

I know, he wasn't in the league.

That's the point.

That's what makes it amazing.

So it's really an amazing stat.

96, got it.

Yeah, I'm not using it to shit on the Jordan people.

Hey, whoever you put there, you put there.

It's no argument for me.

I don't argue these things.

What ain't what?

There's no wrong answer to me.

Yeah.

Do you feel like, Joe, that

because Jordan did it with one team,

no,

that don't matter to me.

I don't care about that.

I actually think that's a good thing.

You know, a lot of people are harder to go to the bottom.

You know, a lot of people take that into consideration, right?

Those are the old school people, and I'm not mad at them.

They grew up in a time where I was an afterthought in my dad's nuts.

I'm cool with that.

It's impressive to me to win a championship with three different organizations.

It is.

Okay.

It's impressive to me.

It is impressive to me to go to the finals for a decade.

That's impressive to me.

That is impressive.

Like all of the parody in the league, and again, I'm not, I don't, hey, I have no horse to race.

I don't care.

But all of the parody in the league started when LeBron went west.

Joe, I have one more question for you.

That's when everybody got to win a championship.

That's when the Greek freak got his, Shea got his.

Hey, we giving it to the Warriors.

Everybody got this when LeBron.

When LeBron was East,

there would be the LeBron team in the finals.

Yeah, there's parody nobody after he left.

Yeah.

I agree with you.

I'm saying, once LeBron left, you couldn't get to the finals in the East until LeBron left.

I agree with that.

And I'm not trying to play LeBron right now.

Last question for you.

Also, there's a meme going around, and I'm talking to you, Flip, of Magic Magic Johnson's son in heels.

Yeah, I saw that.

Dwayne Wade's son, nope, not doing this.

I saw that.

Michael Jordan's son, having some crack for breakfast with the watermelon.

And Cole's son playing for Lake Hillson.

His coat and crack was in his pocket.

I'm lying on it.

I'm lying on it on it.

And LeBron's son.

And the La Caja.

Not that it means anything.

And the Lakers jersey, though.

Yeah, I did.

Who had the best supporting team between Jordan and LeBron?

LeBron.

Okay, so.

I would say LeBron.

Well, you know what?

It depends on which team you're talking about.

It would depend on which team you're talking about.

To me, and it depends whether you mean offensively or defensively.

I mean, I think there's a lot of moving parts with that.

Because if you look at the first Bulls team,

Horace Grant, John Pax, of course, Scotty Pippen, you know, I mean, I think that's

an excellent team, but that's not the same as LeBron's first championship with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosch.

I mean, that's an extraordinary championship team.

But I think the testament to LeBron's greatness is the times he's gone to the finals with teams that wouldn't have gone without him.

And I think the whole undefeated 6-0 Jordan shit is a bullshit mind game that people play.

Because we're almost reward.

We ignore the times that Jordan didn't make the finals and act like that's a good thing.

And we punish LeBron for getting first.

You know what I'm saying?

Like if Jordan had won two more Eastern finals that he lost, he might be 6-2.

Which to me would be better because he made it to two more finals.

But we act like he's 6-0 in the finals, but we act like them other years didn't happen.

Whereas LeBron takes, no disrespect to Booby Gibson, but he takes teams with Booby Gibson

and takes him to the finals when no other superstar could have done that.

You know what I'm saying?

And we act like it's a badge and a knock against him because he couldn't win with it.

He couldn't beat Tim Duncan and Kawhi Leonard with it, or he couldn't beat.

You get what I'm saying?

The only, to me, the only year that LeBron should have won the championship and didn't was in 2011

when he lost to Dallas.

Speaking of Dallas.

When they coughed up that championship.

Something looks funny about LeBron right now.

Something looks funny about LeBron.

I saw that movie.

I heard

something looks funny about Rich Paul.

I saw it.

Something is funny going on.

I saw yesterday.

You can smell it in the air.

Yeah.

I don't know what team LeBron starts next season on, but

I don't know if it's the Lakers.

I'm not sure it is.

It don't feel like that.

It doesn't feel like that.

If I'm reading the tea leaves, it don't feel like that.

I don't think it's going to be Dallas because I just can't see a trade arrangement.

to make the contracts match to make it make sense for Dallas and to make it make sense for the Lakers.

But

LeBron, I don't think LeBron's wedded there.

And like you said, the language they're using of LeBron is committed to being on a team that's committed to winning, competing for a championship, that's different than saying he's committed to being on the Lakers.

Listen, we've seen this show for about 20 years now.

We kind of can smell when something is in the air,

when his representation gets to talk in a certain way.

That's different from how the team is talking.

Something's going on is all I'm saying.

Y'all have any

predictions?

Every team that's on the list is interesting.

They're talking about Cleveland.

They're talking about Dallas.

They're talking about Miami.

They're talking about,

fuck, I just forgot one FS.

Did I say Philly?

Was it Philly?

Was it Philly?

The Warriors.

The Warriors.

Talking about the Warriors.

Coming.

Yeah.

I'd love to see him in.

I'd love to see him in Golden Street.

I would love to see him in Golden State because I would love to see one more great Golden State championship run, and I've always wanted to see one more great LeBron championship run, and that's one way to see what happened.

I fuck Cleveland.

No, let me be clear when I say fuck Cleveland.

I don't mean Cavaliers.

Yeah, I don't mean the city of Cleveland.

I mean, I don't want to see the Cavs.

I don't think the Cavs have deserved LeBron.

I think LeBron, I want to see LeBron somewhere else compete for a championship, and I'm not sure the Cavs would do that.

What they'd have to do to get LeBron would break up that amazing team.

That's all I mean.

I hope he keeps his ass out west.

Me too.

I do hope he keeps his ass out west.

Let me see there.

Let me see here.

Let me see here.

Oh, also speaking of Dallas.

Clay and Meg.

May.

Clay and Meg.

I'm not going to let this broadcast end without being a little bitch.

Come on.

Come on.

No, I just did.

Clay and Meg.

Oh, they spilled the tea, bro.

Come on, Mel.

I'm with Mel's analysis.

Come on, Mel.

I don't have an analysis.

Because the idea, for what I'm hearing, is like Meg kind of, not leaked the picture, but she.

Ain't no leaking.

Break it down for me, Isaac.

She put a picture up, and dude was in the back in the corner, and of course the internet internet it and was like, yo, that's Clay Thompson.

But then isn't there another picture of like them kissing?

That was the

after the fact.

But this was the first picture.

And then Expose.

Is that women's hand?

No.

Women know what the fuck they're doing with these pictures.

Poor Said.

They know way better than men do.

They know what they're doing with the picture.

Every aspect of that picture is looked at before a sin is hit.

So she knew, knew what would happen and dropped it.

Sounds dope.

I'm just happy they're happy.

Well, same.

Love love love.

Love wins again.

Love wins again.

Is that y'all take?

Are y'all scared of hitting the internet tabloids this week?

That's all y'all got?

Is love wins?

I don't even have a take.

I don't care.

I don't care about this.

I want Meg to be happy.

I want Clay to be happy.

And this is beautiful.

I'm mad that I didn't

predict this.

That's a tough one to predict.

Tell me,

him or an NBA player?

An NBA player.

Oh, okay.

Not him.

Well, she already had the NBA players.

She's been doing NBA players.

So I'm mad that I didn't.

Hating NBA players.

Yeah, that's what I mean.

I'm mad that I didn't predict that a big fish was going to be on the hook soon.

Like, I feel like you could look at...

Danny, this is going to sound like some misogynistic shit to say.

Hey, massage away, nigga.

That makes for the best moment.

I'm going to say it.

Massage away, right?

Massage away was wild.

That was crazy.

I just feel like when you could look at some of the female rappers' careers and tell that.

It's time.

It's time.

Yeah, it's a pattern.

I feel like they know it like we know it.

It's a pattern, though.

Let's go.

Let's go chatch the one.

You know, a slap wasn't nowhere in none of them studios.

It wasn't in Houston.

It wasn't in New York.

It wasn't with Partisan Fontaine.

Well, it was with him.

But I mean, like, when the hits is gone and my lifestyle is my lifestyle.

It's time.

It's time, man.

That's such a setup.

And I got this good pussy right here.

And I got this good pussy sitting right here just chilling.

Yeah, what?

Hunking at a cold.

Hey, and she ain't the last one that's going to pull its move either.

It's a few more that's going to pop out before Halloween.

No, Halloween might be the pop-out.

I got a few popping out before Halloween.

This sweetie little song, Come Back.

She'll be out there.

It's a list of them that's going to pop out.

Once the spins come back on a few of these records, I'm mad that niggas don't have that ancillary plan on the side

when a record ain't working.

Oh, no one do.

Shit, nigga.

Wonderful.

I don't know if Madonna said this one.

I'm gonna keep one.

Every time record don't work.

Yeah.

He popped back up with a wealthy or rich one.

Who?

Every time.

Oh, French, yeah.

Genius.

They said that shit.

Oh, shit.

French is with the princess of Saudi Arabia.

I'm like, oh,

that explains it.

French is a.

There's a word for that.

I got too much respect for him to call it a word.

But there's a word for that.

He's smart, too, though.

Genius.

French did it with all of them, too.

The Kardashians.

Damn.

Sanan.

He showed it.

See, out

different.

You could tell the niggas that knew how to move before they got on.

Sanan.

Yeah.

You can tell.

French, go ahead, French man.

You can tell.

They got the princess of Jamunda, niggas.

French said,

y'all can have them.

I'm going to go over here.

I'm playing over there.

Go ahead now, French.

I'm telling you, the cover of GQ is different from the cover to source.

And that's fucked up.

I'm sitting there all waiting for a new mac and cheese.

No, you're not.

It's over now.

No, you wasn't.

I like all French projects.

Mac and how loud.

That Mac How Loud.

That Mac and How Loud.

Shut the fuck up about it.

Yo, shout out to French Bartel.

That's our guy, Fred of the show.

French needs to come up here soon, too, so we can talk about that one.

But you're right, it's him.

Nobody else.

Nope.

All these niggas is chasing the same.

Never mind.

He played different.

Smart.

Yes.

Chest up checkers.

Exactly.

Exactly.

I'd be more mad about Swaley now.

Nigga.

He got enough dumb ball for a 34.

Swaley, I don't know how you let French Montana get that record from you, but

enough time has passed where we could talk about it.

Swaley, come up here.

You can tell the truth.

Hey, come up here, man.

Yo.

Niggas don't talk about getting thugged for their records.

Yo, clear this, yo.

Give me.

Oh, this is fire.

No, this is mine.

Send me this.

This one on my album.

My single.

Yes, right.

Freeze.

Tell them.

No, no, this is my single.

That's it.

I'm going to do like four bars.

Nope, no.

Let me hear some of the shit you've been working on.

Oh, I like that one.

Ooh, that one right there.

Play that again.

Yo, run that back.

Send me that with Erase You.

No, no, no.

No, no, you stay on there.

At the end.

Do that.

No, you're doing the song.

I'm just the hook.

I'm going to do some

four bars.

But I'm mine now.

What I'm saying, before it was a French song, Sway Lee had some rap verses.

He's take yourself off.

Take yourself off.

I don't want to hear another rhyme pattern from you.

Send this to me without you.

But leave you on the hook.

And do the video, nigga.

Oh, yeah, you got to do the video.

Do the vid.

I know you wanted this slap for you.

You can make more of them.

You got some more of those, man.

I'm taking this one.

And what?

What'd you say?

What'd you say?

They're not going to let you out here until you agree.

Yo, yes.

Thank you.

Fucking New Yorkers out there know.

See, Eastside Crackhead, man.

New Yorkers out there know what Sin City looked like when that French mine.

Shorty appetite to Akabish.

Oh my lord.

The Sin City era is Walker coming through to test no hands.

It's future coming through to test racks on racks on racks.

Like the Sin City era of New York needs a dock.

That shit is a fucking recycling recycling.

It do need a dock.

That's you, Joe.

That should be your project.

Seriously.

I'm serious.

Yeah, you should do all the stuff.

Because it could be told.

Right.

You could do a bracelet.

I could do them.

A whole series.

I was sitting there talking to the diamond, the security of diamonds.

And we were just outside reminiscing about shit.

And Sin City came up.

And they were there.

Since City, if you was there,

is a moment to reflect on.

To be shared.

Yeah,

man.

You gave me too much IP.

You give me.

You got my wheels turned.

I'm sitting there like, yo, you.

I'm done.

We talked about a series, a whole series.

We should talk about it.

Me and Anna huddle up with you, man.

We want to do like a.

I'm going to smack the shit out of you.

The marketing is y'all.

No, but I'm on what you are right now.

I am on what you are right now.

Nah, for real.

That would be amazing.

He's literally the first person to do this.

Now, who's going to explain to my lady

that in order to do this, Doc?

You got to talk to me.

You got to go do research.

You got to gotta go

speak to them at their home.

Yeah.

You don't.

No, you do.

No, you don't.

You can have them come onto a set that you have them.

Yeah, but you want them comfortable.

Where are people most comfortable though?

Have them have a luxury car service, bring them to set.

They have a nice glam squad.

Same room together.

We never worked together.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Never FaceTimed with her.

Why?

What?

With her.

He had that shit queued up so fast.

That was amazing.

I thought he's about to make a phone call.

He's just stick up on the phone and then we're going to go.

What else we got?

I think we covered everything.

I don't think there's anything else that I really care about or is really important.

Let me just give it a look.

Let me just give it a look to find out.

Love Island's over.

It is.

Salute.

Amaya and Brian.

Amaya and Brian got it.

I called that one.

I was on real.

I call that one.

You called it.

I was wrong.

And then once I saw spoiler alert.

I was about to say, nah, I guess they don't have to watch that.

Shit.

You don't know.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

This shit was literally everywhere.

You couldn't run from it.

Look at you.

Oh, shit.

I'm sorry, y'all.

I was mad at them keeping Chris and Hudder over Ace and Shelly until the final date.

That final date.

I was like, oh, nah, they should have killed.

That was the right move.

How about the show with just them two?

Oh, for sure.

Like, he absolutely hated her.

Absolutely.

For like the last two or three episodes.

Yeah.

So shout out to everybody that was watching.

And the reunion is next month.

I can't wait.

Can't wait.

They're in New York doing it too.

Oh, for real?

We should pull up.

Yo, we think of like, yo, we birds now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come on, Carol.

Welcome home.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We heard that home.

Welcome to the nest.

Mark, what did you think of Bronnie James 175 the other night?

I thought it was one of the great Summer League performances of this year.

I thought it was great.

Isn't it starting to look like, all right,

a little rusty season one, a little nervous with all this my dad shit?

It looked like he's starting to

turn

the corner.

I'm not going to call that off summer league, though.

I wouldn't call out summer leagues.

I've seen too many guys have great summer leagues and come back and have tough G League and tough NBA.

But look, he's, I agree with y'all, but him is different.

And he looks different.

Who was it against?

Because, see, what happens is a lot of times, especially with summer leagues.

He looked good against

the clip.

Against Cooper flagging in this case.

But he had a big game the other night.

I mean, he looks more confident offensively.

He's clearing space.

He's getting a shot off, and he's playing great defense.

I'm saying we could do it with him in summer league because most people were saying you don't have the game to be around any of this professional shit.

That's what the people were saying.

And that wasn't necessarily my position.

It always was.

And I wasn't putting that on you.

Yeah, I know, I know, but the fans will say I said that because people are like, we need your apology now.

It's louder.

I'm not apologizing because he scored 17 in the summer league.

And nor do I subscribe to the apology needing to be as loud as a disrespect.

No, it's.

Yeah, that's silly.

Right.

Well, no, not that.

Because it don't.

It don't.

Y'all disagree?

We'll come back to it.

It's different if you harming somebody, but to talk about basketball, no, I'm not having a press conference.

If you put that much attention to the disrespect, you should put as much attention or even more to the apology.

If it was actually disrespect, yes, but it's not actually disrespect.

We were making predictions about how good he was going to be.

I don't even subscribe to that.

If I disrespected you as loud as I can from

the top of a mountain, and then I see you in Costco's, and I say, oh, man, my bad about that.

Then that's the end of it.

No, no.

I'm not going back to the top of the mountain.

Oh, no.

Because you guys are feeding into the narrative that disrespect outlasts respect.

Disrespect gets more shine than respect.

You guys are feeding into that, and you shouldn't be that.

Disrespect gets more shine than non-disrespect, even if they're at the same volume.

Negativity just always gonna be more.

Yeah, but why do we have to feed into it?

That's my point.

But I have to say it's a societal thing.

Because look what you're saying.

Look what you're saying.

But he's paying into societal society.

Black society.

Watch your fucking fucking mouth, man.

I'm black, nigga.

I didn't say you wasn't.

You've been talking about Jamaican shit.

Yeah, y'all niggas be.

Hold on.

Hold on, nigga.

Who do you think?

You've been getting a little out of hand.

Some homies feel away.

They feel away my mom.

Y'all niggas is out of line, son.

What's going on?

Because the more, the more, because I watched the tape back.

I know you do too sometimes.

I watched tape back of this podcast.

And it just, we 10 years strong.

It just said me the other day how non-black this show is.

Brilliant.

Yeah.

It's not true.

Jamaican nigga, Haitian nigga, Jamaican nigga.

Something.

Switzerland, something.

Ireland.

We still haven't uncovered.

It's nothing.

We won't give it to us.

Fucking...

Amani is.

Best fitness.

Amani's FBA.

Amani FBA.

Yo, that's real.

FBA.

Amani FBA.

Foundational Puerto Rican.

No, it's not.

Amani argues with niggas when they, like, it's surprising to me as well.

But he stands for FBA, bro.

Oh, man.

I'm going to have to talk with him about that.

He's tech niggas.

Like, yo, we, my ancestors, from.

So, somebody asked him on top on space, it's like, your ancestors from Puerto Rico?

He came to right.

Like, what do you think?

He got tight.

He said, my father.

Well, he's his mother, his mother.

Yeah.

Oh, you mind everybody.

I get it.

You have foundational.

I get it.

I get it.

I respect that.

The next few hires will be black.

So.

And then we're going to do the Caribbean hires.

Start a new show.

We're going to put the new

show.

Yeah.

Would any of y'all be offended if I came to y'all like, yo, keep the pay.

You're off the pod.

We're starting something new with you on the side

on a Wednesday.

You and Mel are going to do the fucking, we're going to put y'all on one of the party boats.

Don't put me and Mel together.

Go through the Hudson.

Mel will be like, I had to go with that fucking flip.

She's going to go get a mad time.

Flip, you know how he makes me feel.

Did you shoot that fitness content for your sister, Chris?

She only pitched it.

She's not.

There's more ideas she poached for me.

We haven't done it yet.

Bullshit.

This There's another idea she poached for me.

I did not.

I've been talking about fitness forever.

Since I'm not here.

She wanted everybody involved.

No, I get that.

Non-black people poach.

What else is going on?

See, in this room, how is silent after that?

See what I mean?

He's definitely been trying to get away from it.

See what I mean?

Nah, that's back, but not.

But I was with it.

But non-black people,

I'm not no more.

Starting away your chain.

Non-black people.

Yeah.

Yeah, you see him.

I'm starting away your chain again.

How you feeling?

Chains and whips.

I still think he's, I think he's slow walking a rap comeback.

I've been saying that for months now.

I'm not being funny three people have hit me in the last month and said i need a verse that's why i'm i i i feel energy in pick uh joshi jazzy who said oh yeah i remember jazzy somebody else who i can't say that'd be pretty big i can't say and uh uh problem

cool how many of them are you gonna do i'm not gonna do any verse you're gonna save it for your your next joint i guess i'm so awkward i don't even text people back when they hit me about that i would like to hear the problem joint because the production that he picks i would like to hear that And Wale hit me and said, Oh, he's at any time you are ready to rap again, please bring me to the studio.

Let me just be around, help beats anything.

It's too many of us that are rooting for you that feel like your story is unfinished.

Your rap story.

When Jalee sent me an entire parody

trying to convince you to do that, he's dead ass.

I know there's some rappers that deadass.

Well, they don't hit me if it's not about college football.

A couple of pause ago, though, you were saying that you were thinking.

I want to do it, but the leak.

Stop playing around with it.

The leak.

The leak, nigga.

The shit that y'all manufactured.

Fuck out of here.

Listen.

Come back, nigga.

So, niggas check you.

Come back.

I would love to see by the end of this calendar year, over the next 12 months, you put out a project.

Oh, that's much better.

The next 12 months.

You know, I was adamant against you rapping for a long time.

I'm on the other side of that now because now I want to hear you put it in perspective today's joke.

Yeah, I'd like a pop-out verse.

Yeah, I don't need a whole project.

I just want to hear what you you would do.

Drink your little you hoo today's verse.

But I think you're gonna get.

It's like when Jordan starts going to practice with the Bulls on baseball breaks, and then he starts getting that itch again.

I would start missing too many pods.

Oh, man, darn it.

I think we can figure something out.

Yeah, you should pick Fridays and go to the studio.

Just Friday studio day.

In the summertime, for sure.

Nigga, when you miss a pod, nigga, niggas out here at three.

Might be home already.

Both shows.

Everybody walking to the elevator together.

High five and shit.

I hold the door.

Hey, yo, Boss here.

Boss, you hold the door for you.

Come.

White's be off in this wallpark looking on the door for you.

Boss, you finished bouncing?

Yeah, I bounced that shit.

I bounced while we was in the foot.

Hot in there, boy.

Y'all are great.

Don't worry.

I'm going to leave.

You know what?

Be careful with y'all wish for.

I don't know what you need to do.

Be careful with y'all wish for.

Yeah, yeah, no.

Let Boss say

you got your curse in my life.

You curse me out.

Talking shit means I would be talking.

Y'all, I'm going to get it.

I'm going to get.

I'm not saying I'm gonna give y'all.

Y'all gonna give me a season off soon, though.

You don't have season.

All right, let's make it summer.

Sure, summer.

All right.

I see some fire today, man.

We do a season.

Look at me, slow me.

Look at me, I'm mad.

I'm not mad.

If you're getting off.

I'm not mad.

I need off.

Trust me, when I say you're here.

We are efficient when you are not here.

When you're on,

she said that she'll listen with eviction.

Yeah, no, no, no, no, no.

that.

Yeah, bro.

Keep the cord.

Don't let them get the cord.

Fuck that cord.

When you're off, Joe.

Her bag is different, boy.

All that joke shit I be doing.

Come on, Flip.

She was snapping at me.

I'm like, oh shit, what are you talking to?

Doesn't that just keep the circle tight?

Come on, Flip.

Let's keep the circle tight.

You can't even take a break.

Like, there's no breaks when you're not here, nigga.

We don't take lunch breaks, boy.

Really?

We eat no lunch.

You about to be mad as shit.

Don't tell me.

Oh, nothing.

I'm just listening.

That's what I'm saying.

I'll bring you lunch regardless.

I just said park my man.

He go over me there.

But we get the fuck out of here, and everybody was getting along and shit.

You and it was flowing.

Yeah, guys do do that, don't they, Mel?

You know what I mean?

He was saying, hey,

she be agreeing with us.

We talked about to go?

Yeah.

Yo, it was crazy.

It was amazing.

Guys do do that.

Don't they?

Oh, my God.

I'm not doing this shit with y'all.

I'll fuck y'all.

Y'all get what y'all have for.

Y'all watch.

All right.

Audience, when I leave, there's going to be a whole lot of Trump topics on it.

But look, y'all missed y'all Trump topic.

Yo, bro, I didn't write that.

Somebody wrote that down.

I'll get up and and walk away on Trump topic.

Yo, did y'all did y'all Trump topic before we go?

I don't know who topic that was.

I didn't write that.

Trump, what?

He's sitting in a sleeper.

That was all.

Yeah, I think it's dropped a sleeper.

Yeah.

Sleepers, sleepers.

Nobody here went to see Superman.

No, no.

I'm going to go see it today.

Nobody planned to come to see Superman?

No, no.

Why?

Why?

You think we're that, Corey?

He looked over here.

Look, that shit doing good, Box.

I'm not going.

Yeah, I'll catch it when I catch it.

I don't rush to go see DC.

They got a lot of money weekend one.

I don't know.

play.

No, they did.

They showed it.

They showed out.

They damn they made their money back.

I don't like it.

It was off by like $4 million, something like that.

Yeah, so I'm cool.

I just don't rush to go see DC movies.

But you, I'm not rushing to see.

I will.

But you're going to see it at some point.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah, that's all I'm asking.

I want to see it at some point, too.

I just don't want to rush to it.

Marvel, I'm not fighting to get a rush.

I got to be in there early.

No, I'll catch it.

All right.

Now, that Fantastic Four,

I'll be in there.

Yeah.

Homie from Fantastic Four died, right?

Who?

What you mean?

Y'all don't be knowing who died.

No.

I'm trying to stay away from the who died.

You know, it's

Dr.

Doom in the first one.

Yeah, passed.

Rest in peace.

As I said, rest in peace.

I said, oh, rest in peace.

I didn't know.

The O was like a, you know what I mean?

Anyway.

Breaking news.

All right, Mike Check, man.

I told you that Give Yon album is absolute heat.

I'm not going to deviate from that.

I got Give Yon as my sleeper.

This record is called Backup Plan.

We all needed one at some point, or thought we had one at some point.

Sometimes we broke up just to go get one.

Talk about it, Give Yon.

Say what's on your mind.

Baby, you and I, you and I

been needing some love.

So provided on on the ride home

Can tell us when you made your mind

Don't wanna make you fight it

No, no

Something's different the way you are

Something isn't late, I can't tell

you

what I feel

Now that you mention I've been treating you well

You gotta back up, man.

You used to fight a little home.

Now you choose silence of a war.

Thinking small things, bigger than they ought to be.

Never was this easy for you, was it to get better than me?

Something's different in the way you are.

Something is lately, I can't tell.

You've got to sense it, I feel.

Got to meet you, I've been treating you well.

Oh, my side of

the

back of me.

Oh, you gotta

you gotta back up in

the middle.

I had to

prefer

the studio.

I talked to where I was.

Yo, let me encourage you artists out there, please don't be afraid to let the instrumentalists rock the solo a little longer.

I know we're in the streaming era.

Hey, let that nigga get longer than 20 seconds on the end, or whatever that was.

I need that.

Uh, that is Giveon.

That record is called Backup Plan off of his project, Beloved, available in your phone and on DSPs right this very second.

Give me on, you smoke this project, my G.

Absolutely.

Good shit.

Um, I'm gonna go to Brooklyn with this one.

This is Woke Up by Chef G and Sleepy Hollow.

Woke up feeling more rich.

Just cashed out on my whip, and I just cashed out on my bitch, and I spent way more on my rich.

Just upgraded my game,

just upgraded my slang,

just upgraded my standard side.

I busted out an AP, still can't tell the time.

I called up the truth to make them fall in line.

I'm shooting the score, this one a different grind.

Make them stay in order.

You niggas, my sons, I only got a daughter.

I'm counting up numbers and I'm feeling older.

The baddie, she foreign, I can't leave a loner.

This plug that I met, he kickin' bustle on her.

More smoke than I bring and I ain't talking stoner.

Look, don't be a good.

Woke up feeling more rich.

Just cashed out on my wick.

And I just cashed out of my bitch.

And I spent way more on my wrist.

Just upgrade in my game.

Just upgrade in my sling.

She woke up like I missed you.

She knows I'm the shit.

I walk around with tissue.

Like, babe, I'm the biggest.

All these niggas little.

Can't wait till they free my dogs about the kennel.

Yeah.

Who am I?

The biggest, like baby, come and catch a vibe.

She feel it, she tell me I should come inside.

The difference is I ain't like none of you guys.

Niggas odd, hey with me, I'ma send them to God.

Can't be showing no role on the live.

Shit, I'm stuck in my ways, I'm still getting fried.

I'm sorry, but mama, I tried.

Woke up feeling more rich.

Just cashed out of my whip.

And I just cashed out on my bitch.

And I spent way more on my rich.

Yeah, uh, look, just upgraded my game.

Just upgraded my slang.

Just upgraded in my.

That's crazy, crazy.

That was hard.

That was hard.

Yeah, that shit was fire.

Fire, my boys.

Getting that record is woke up by Chef G and Sleepy Hollow.

That was super dope.

I guess our titles kind of work out.

This is 38 Special Late Morning featuring a Mozzie star.

To the world.

To the world.

It's so clear.

You know, it's that filled good music right here.

You know what I mean?

Sound like some late morning shit.

Y'all, hey, y'all, it's hard to explain all the pain that the gang teaches me.

I stopped selling cocaine recently.

People see me doing good and you, Wayne, you can't beef with me.

You can only attract things with the same frequency.

I gave help and it turned to hate easily.

Love turned to hate and the hate became thievery.

I gave all y'all the piece of me evenly.

I expected y'all to treat me with the same decency.

But niggas got grudges they holding in and they sneaky.

Find out your doves is not the same species.

My brother died, just in case you ain't noticed.

I'm tryna figure why your condolences ain't reached me.

It's funny how y'all focus and can't beat me.

Dealing with them hateful emotions just ain't easy.

In the trap house, we ate ladies and reezies.

I said I'd be rich, they ain't believe me.

Was a world that died

was a world that cried

clear for the sea.

It's so clear.

And I can still hear my mother say everything that happened to you, it's like a psychic phenomenon.

Let's go.

It's a trust game for love.

What's the world that cries

clear for the sea?

It's so clear.

And I can still hear my mama saying.

Everything that happened to you.

It's like a psychic phenomenon.

Now let's go.

Into the world.

It's a trust game for love.

That's late morning, 38 special, Namazi Starr off his deluxe version of Mama and Gun, which has a bunch of live records on there.

It's a pretty dope concept.

It's out now.

That shit was fun.

Don't cop it up.

Big Mail.

I am going to play a track off of Bieber.

Shout out to my fellow Canuck off his new album, Swag.

Canuck.

This track is called Too Long.

But you sweet moments.

When you do me like that,

it's all to take.

Yeah, yeah.

When you bend it back,

when you bounce like that

you do it like that, do it like that, do me like that.

You should do it your dance, doing passion.

I've been waiting, I've been patient.

I've been waiting too long.

It's been too

long.

It's been too long.

It's been too long.

It's been so long.

It's been too long.

And sometimes I get insecure.

I'll be trying.

You know I do.

I wanna let it go.

Keep it stroking my ego.

Like you're stroking my ego.

Keep on, just keep on.

Just keep on.

Just keep on, just keep on.

Keep on.

Just put your mouth in.

I've been waiting, I've been patient.

I've been waiting too long.

That is Justin Bieber too long.

The Canuck really delivered this time.

That shit is fire.

Salo to the Babe's album's good.

The whole album is so good, but but that song, I was like, okay.

Still big male.

Still big male.

Too long, game.

Played that the other night.

Anyways.

Mark.

Man, we got, we both were like-minded today.

We both picked Justin Bieber tracks.

Mine was Daisy's off the album as well.

Shout out to Daisy.

Uncle Mark said.

Uncle Mark, shout out you out.

Four and petals like do you love me and I

just spinning in it, don't know when to stop

Shoots it forever, babe, did you mean it and not?

Hold on, hold on.

You need me on red, babe, but I still get the message.

Instead of I,

these three dots, but I can connect them.

If it ain't right, babe, you know I reject it.

If you need time, just take your time.

Give me a give it, I give it, I give it.

When you got me all in my hand,

think I'd rather you in my bed.

Whatever it is, you know I can take it.

I'm counting the days, how many days, till I can see you again.

Oh, kisses like we could cut you and not.

I'm capable of arrows, babe, I'm just shooting my shot.

If I could get in, drop me pin.

Hopping up, we'll come over.

Don't wanna be friends, just in the skin.

I wanna get closer, closer, closer.

The way you got me all in my head.

I think I'm bad at you in my bed.

Whatever it is, you know I can take it.

Counting the days, how many days, till I can see you again.

Oh my god,

holding my feelings.

You got me on

in my bed.

And you got me on, you got me on in my

time.

So you got me

The way you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head.

I think I've gotten you in my bed.

Whatever it is, you know I can take it.

Counting the day and so many days, till I can see you again.

That is Justin Bieber, Daisies.

Shout out to the Biebs.

Shout out to the Beebs.

The Biebster.

Don't call us that again, Beebs.

We treat you like Bob.

You on that Bob list.

You like Bob, boy.

Bob ain't about to say nothing either.

No, Bob.

Not a word.

Niggas going to smack the shit out of you, Bob, and mean it.

A few things really quickly before we head out of here.

Not you, nigga.

Shut up.

Before we get out of here,

just a few couple things I want to highlight.

I have a couple questions for y'all real quick.

One,

do y'all, when it's summertime, rearrange y'all closets?

Yes.

Yeah.

Y'all do?

Yep.

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Take all the winter shit out, especially with the kids and stuff.

Store it, store it, got the vacuum bags, all of that shit.

Pack it up.

Those are the good bags.

Yeah, my wife definitely.

I got to do, well, help her with hers.

But for me, it's just swapping up jeans and shorts.

I take all that shit out.

It's just the hoodies.

It's me moving the hoodies down to the basement, bringing up the tees.

We got it mounted.

No, I'm too lazy.

Fuck that.

I have one side of my closet that's winter, fall, other side, spring, summer.

Not mad at you.

Yeah.

You got it, flip.

No.

You wear the same shit, Kuda.

I

All year round.

And I got a cologne check.

I wonder how many bottles of cologne everybody got in here.

I don't know.

Yes.

17.

I don't have two.

Three, five, four.

12, 11, something like that.

Since that been a park.

I got a little three for parks.

No, I got three for sure.

You got five, yeah.

Same shit.

Yeah, I don't have a ton.

White people don't care about it.

I mean, I wear cologne every day, but I don't need to have 7,000 of them.

Nah, I don't have a lot.

Like I said, between 10 and 12, somewhere there.

Mark?

Five.

I wear the same one, but I got five.

Flip?

17.

Mel?

35 to 40?

Yo?

Over 100.

But I'm an addict.

Yeah.

I also have.

Y'all know I be monitoring the Subway Takes page on Instagram.

I love that show.

That shit.

I heard one that actually triggered me, and I want to highlight it really quickly.

This one bothered me in my spirit.

I think introverts are morally weak.

100% disagree.

That's quite rude.

That's quite rude.

That was the nicest way I could put it.

The nicest way to put it?

Yes, if you're an introvert, I think it's not your fault.

I think you matter and you are loved by God, but I think you need to try to change.

Come on to yourself a little bit.

Yes.

Human beings are social animals, right?

The labor that we do is social, but we've set up these categories where we say some people do the social stuff and other people don't have to do it.

Extroverts, we're taking intellectual risk in a conversation.

We're taking theatrical risk.

But then the introvert in the corner, they just get to be over there and there's this narrative.

Oh, they have their genius ideas going on over there that they wouldn't even deign to bestow upon us immortals.

Let's hear it then.

Yeah, baby.

Because if you're an introvert, then why do I have to host the dinner party every day?

Oh, you feel like it's emotional labor to be the extrovert.

I think it's emotional labor.

I think it's social labor.

I think it's

a every kind of labor.

You think introverts need to come out of their shelves?

Yes.

What if they don't want?

What the fuck is going on?

Yeah, go, go.

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Now it's Tuesday, dog.

Nope.

Anyway, you get to just a word.

But she said, what did she say?

She said

weak.

She said they're morally weak.

And she said that was the kindest way she could possibly put it.

She's called her.

She doesn't even use the word

in any kind of correct context.

Morally weak.

It doesn't even make any functionality.

It doesn't make sense.

I understand what she's trying to say.

I'm just not rocking with it.

She's basically saying that extroverts do all the heavy lifting in terms of what they're saying.

She's saying on earth, there's other earthlings here.

Like, you shouldn't be allowed to be, oh, get away from me.

Like, she's like, but it's hard.

I mean, as an introvert,

as soon as cameras go off, I'm very introverted.

That's why I don't go out and play.

I think it's a lot of a situation.

Yeah, same.

You ain't no introvert.

I'm an introvert, man.

Get the hell out of here.

Me too.

But why do you think he's not?

Parks is

the life of the party, damn near.

I think that we need to clarify the fact that introvert does not mean you're shy.

It doesn't mean that you can't, at any second, be the life of the party.

Especially if you're in a comfort zone with everybody, where you know everybody.

All right, so now.

I'm an introvert if we're not in the studio or strip club.

But you even introverted in the studio in the strip club.

That's true, true.

I had to grow to be very extroverted because

it didn't come to me naturally.

It was a character.

Yes.

Yes, it was.

That's a good rap.

And I had to build that character.

That's a good rap.

I like what the fuck I do up here.

What I didn't like about her take is that it's the implication that introverts get some sort of pass.

And the reality is they don't.

They don't.

People look at them as weirdos or outcasts.

And also.

And they always put them in fucked up, uncomfortable situations.

But they do kind of get the past because even if people look at...

introverts that way they just leave them the fuck alone and say they need to be weirdos and stuff like that

if you don't know

if you don't know that somebody is an introvert and you're trying to have a conversation with them and their anxiety is starting to rise and shit like that, you're just like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

And you just think the person's a weirdo.

They can get easily classified by people who don't know any better.

Especially people like myself.

And it sounds like you guys are in the same boat.

We're like, I'm an extrovert sometimes, but when I want to be an introvert, I kind of want to just be over here quiet.

And it's no offense.

I'm not being rude.

Yeah, I think that's just being human.

And it's going to happen fast.

But I think our default position is that.

There's some people that are natural extroverts all the time.

Like the amount of people over the years I know that have called Joe an asshole or whatever because he's just not talkative and they're sitting.

Fuck you Mark.

But it's true.

But people

call him asshole for a bunch of reasons.

For sure.

For sure.

But I've known people even before broadcast that called him an asshole because he would just be like, I'm not the talkative dude.

But the way Joe would tell you I'm not talkative would be kind of rude.

Sometimes, yeah.

And that's where the asshole part comes in, I guess.

Were they trying to talk to me?

Yeah.

Come on, yo.

I think we're all introvert.

I don't Introverts up here.

Yeah, because it's just he's an introvert, too.

Yeah.

I'll draw the line.

Yeah, yeah.

He's a new age introvert.

He talked too much on the phone for me to ride with that shit.

He'd be saying.

Yeah.

I don't know.

He might be shy.

He is not shy.

He's shy.

I think he's shy.

I think he's shy.

He is shy.

I think shy is different from introverted.

Agreed.

Also, Sahai started going off.

And before we we leave, I just wanted to play it.

On who?

On the UK, niggas?

LA, Power 106.

My Pocahontas, Phenomenal, Gorgeous Woman.

Maya Angelou, we really had oil pumping.

Before the corporate funding, so more than a quarter onion.

I'm talking bank off the glass like Jordan Duncan.

Y'all don't get it like Jordan Duncan

the illest nigga alive I'm Irving Johnson rappers over biting they might need an author donners

broke I hit dying over nonsense but the gummyness from Glenwood he really gon' slaughter something

I've been ridiculed since middle school it's minuscule I never got my residuals

cause music wasn't a business move it was more like therapy for the niggas

never learned how

Like a triple move in the civil suit.

Trying to beat the traffic.

My charges wasn't municipal.

So many accolades, shawty, I'm hard to introduce.

That's father interview.

What do our children do when they mamas move them to a place that they didn't choose?

And it's a blood neighborhood.

And you heard they rolling down the street like gin and juice.

I'm who it was written, was written to.

The closest rapper to Marshall Manthus, I'm living proof.

Through the pocket in the physical, I'm smoking among rocks, coffin holding my genitals.

Then I move off with two blocks.

They identical.

The sharpest in the two boxes don't get it missed to scroll.

Yeah, it's cool to be a ghostwriter.

Until your crew start to treat you like you invisible.

Oh, let's go.

Let's go.

Oh, that's it.

Hey, side.

Put that out.

That's uh Power 106 Freestyle.

Oh, okay.

Hey Side.

Put that out, big guys.

That shit was crazy.

Need that.

Niggas don't learn to read

until they're sentencing.

Hey, Sai, man, I ain't gonna lie, I wouldn't mind a new Sai project.

I don't know what's going on with it.

Mm, I'm living proof.

Yeah, I'm living.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He did that.

Come on, he did that.

He absolutely did that.

Shout out to Sai, man.

Listen, man, good episode today.

I was telling Flip we could pitch up songs and still keep the pitch of it the same.

See, look.

Look.

Oh, yeah.

It don't sound chipmunk, but it just.

Now you.

Now it's chipmunk.

Now it's chipmunk.

Got it.

We were talking about the Beaver U-Card record.

And I said, what did he do to his voice?

Hardcore dance, and it's gotten to me a little bit out of control.

The school, the dance, and what about the groove, the Suze, the mood, romance.

Yo, I hope y'all enjoyed this broadcast as much as we don't try to fix it.

Hey,

hope y'all enjoyed this broadcast as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you.

Until next time,

keep us in your prayers, Lord knows we need to be there.

Until the next time,

I bid you a new farewell.

Adios are dirty, hasta la vista, arroy.

So long goodbye, or a simple head nod will suffice.

Remember, life is a series of moments and moments

and moments pass.

Big male.

Let's make this moment last as if it's all women.

Lastly,

the baddies are insecure

and looking for a pool to get in and begging mark for tickets to Rooch Picnic.

Video fixing.

The stagnant women were the baddies were playing a character.

The baddies think they dad is ugly

from the 1990s.

The stagnant women want to travel, and the closed-minded women want you to teach them things.

Grab you a Tylenol,

get the pussy pictures ready.

She just pulled up in the Cadillac.

it mal, man.

Also, Mel.

Mel, let me aggragging.

Don't leave me aggressive, gang.

You flip that.

Also, Mel, before we leave, I confess to you.

Oh, okay.

I love this.

I clicked on your story over the weekend because I like to do that to prepare my jokes.

To prepare my jokes for the next day.

I click on your story because I like to get my jokes prepared for the next taping.

And I saw you.

You just such a fucking white dude.

I saw you on

a trampoline with your friends.

Oh, that shit was.

And it looked like such a good time until I paid more attention to you.

You so white.

As in physically?

Yeah, you don't even have rhythm, no time.

What are you talking about?

She didn't jump.

What

she jumped.

She tripped on herself, fell down.

Like, she just looked so good.

That was on character.

No.

Turn that shit down.

No, I had just.

I'm trying to bail you out.

It's okay.

I just got out of the pool, so my feet were mad slippery.

So when I got on the treadmill, not the treadmill, the trampoline, Arya was jumping up so high, and I kept slipping.

I wasn't prepared for that, but that shit was hilarious.

Then you started jumping up and down, titties, everything.

Then you posted it.

You fell out.

Just out the pool.

Then you posted onto the trampoline.

Fresh out of the pool to the trampoline.

Bounce.

That's it.

Swampoline.

We had a fun time.

That was good times.

Good times.

Yeah, we had a fucking place.

My sister, she going to catch one here.

Why is she going to catch one side?

My sister is Johnny.

It's not like it was up close.

It's not like it was up close and in slow motion.

You walked the line, Johnny Cash.

Talk about Johnny Cash, Mark.

Oh, shit.

That just reminded me, and we're back to clowning you.

But that just reminded me, y'all know I'm a big fan of scams and scammers.

This was a pretty interesting scam

about fishing

that I played for you guys.

And then we'll end and go back to Joking on Mel for our ending.

This is the biggest cheater and bass fishing history.

His name is Tony Christian.

And just check out this fish as

a scam for several hours while weighing in.

Rumors started to spark about Tony after he won several tournaments back to back.

His cousin was a scuba diver, and Tony always picked out specific docks where he would pitch his lures into.

At that, he would use specific colors like bright pink or chartreuse colors that other anglers want to to be using.

It was said that he would use these colors because the scuba diver would be under the water, under the dock.

He would spot out the certain color and then he would put the fish onto the hook.

As you can tell, that fish looked dead when he caught it.

And as of right here, this fish looked deceived for many hours.

That shouldn't know when a bass has been dead for so long.

He won madity.

He looked real skinny.

The eyes bug out.

This is crazy.

$2,000.

For men to win so much money in this is just absurd with the crazy amount of tournaments won it really seems sus to a lot of people let me know down in the comments what you guys think i ask you guys and then we'll end exposing this because i'm such a fan of some white scammers oh yeah some white scammers think of some shit that even my most creative brain couldn't come up with who do y'all think has the better scams well

The answer is whites.

I was just getting like America.

White collar crime.

But outside of that, who, when it's in scam territory, outside of America, who do you think could win?

If who comes up with the better scams?

Nigerians, Nigerians.

No, white collars.

I was getting rid of the same thing.

It's white, Nigerians, and Jamaicans.

Well, there's that joke about, do you want to know how to make a Nigerian omelet?

Well, first you get a credit card.

Yo, stop.

Oh, no, that is a real joke.

That's a word.

I'm with you.

All right, fine.

Them niggas be outside, nigga.

We utilize some

G4, y'all.

That is a good scam to have your scuba diver brother fire put a dead fish on the hook while you're wearing bright colors.

That is brilliant.

That's fire.

Y'all are down.

Hopefully, you've enjoyed this broadcast as much as we have enjoyed delivering it to you.

Shout out to our good brother Ish with the mop in his hand right now.

I'm an issue, bro.

I feel you, Ish.

Ish missed every episode where we're about to talk about Caesar Peanut getting indicted, but I'm I'm saving the topic for him.

I'm saving it, just I'm saving it just for him.

Caesar and his wife.

Ish, it's not gonna work, buddy.

Just come to work.

Holy shit.

Hey!

Hey, what part is this, Mel?

Is that the turn?

Feel up, man.

You don't have to pass.

Mel face being her pussy pics.

Okay, ah.

That's added to the lawsuit.

That's a lawsuit.

Mel said it's her full body.

She did say that bullshit.

Spot the mirror.

Hey, Mel.

Niggas just want that cat mine.

You can keep your face to yourself.

I ain't gonna lie, your paperwork must be ironclad.

You get a lot of shit.

You got some bullshit.

You got some shit.

She signed her rights away.

Boy, I trust her.

Look at the room.

Wait, look at the room.

Wait, look at the room.

Wait.

Wait, y'all don't trust Mel?

And then we can end it.

Freeze.

I'm following whatever Mark says.

Marks.

I ain't no.

I trust Mel to to do exactly what she'll do.

Oh, you know what?

Here go the bullshit.

Here we go.

Hold it, go ahead, hold it.

Melissa Ford.

I hate him.

I know it's never been in the same 7K

with some chicken strips.

There's absolutely no fucking way I'm doing it for 7K.

But you listen to her and don't want to show her chicken strips.

I don't.

I've never met this person.

I don't think this is.

Bye.

Oh, shit.

Good pie.

Good pie, John.