Episode 839 | "Back On Task Rabbit"

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No pressure?

No, no, no.

I don't have no song queued up that none of y'all would know.

So don't put no pressure on me, please.

And I just get to sit back and chill.

Yeah, all you gotta do is.

That's what you do every intro.

No, it ain't.

Let me move this back some.

When you play the right records, I be turped.

They was killing me.

I'm like, look at Ice rap it like it's his song.

Yeah, I like rap.

But on most instances, you're chilling.

Yeah, when you play.

Yeah, like

that.

Yeah, that.

Music like Moms is Cleaning the Crib on Sunday.

Which is all the music I listen to.

Which is your bag.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You got to play some bang, bang, shoot that dick and kill them.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

Bang, bang, black onto me prime.

Black and black killing each other every day in front of white people and we go to work and don't say your words at the white digger.

And we living in the project's poverty.

And the boat digger.

And we don't have

digger.

I know your jams.

I know your jams.

Y'all can fuck with me.

me.

And we in that gang, and we killing kids and women in the street.

Everybody gotta kill everybody but the white man.

We killing everybody but the whites.

You got the sugar in the gas.

We killing everybody but the white man.

Guess what?

We killing the man at the bottom.

Yeah.

Yo, man.

And we eat all all the food that'll kill you.

And don't go to the doctor.

Don't do anything that'll save your life.

Oh, my God.

Oh, man.

Yo, that's flow is disgusting.

That's crazy.

Yeah, stay retired, bro.

That niggas is saying words.

That nigga's just saying a bunch of words.

Oh, man.

Y'all, it's a nigga crazy, yo.

That would have killed you.

That was familiarity.

Don't go to the doctor.

on accident.

Don't go to the doctor.

I was doctor.

Holy shit.

Oh, man.

How y'all doing?

Better now.

Good, good.

That was the intro I needed right there.

Oh, man.

Before we started, I was talking to Mark and Ian on the side and I saw my good brother Ish whisper something to Freeze.

So I walked around the island.

This island, right?

Sure.

I walked around this island, said to Ish, hey, what did you just say to Freeze?

He wouldn't tell me.

Actually, walked away from me.

Act like it wasn't even a person standing there asking him something.

Let alone response.

Nothing.

So I keep trying to find out, but he won't tell me.

He done said he had spoken to me about the Knicks, Eric Adams, fucking

Netflix.

Tevante.

Puffs.

Oh, yeah.

The new Steeler trade, Darren Waller, everything but what he said to Freeze in the kitchen.

And it started as a joke for me, but as it continues and he still don't tell me, my feelings get hurt.

So it's getting real.

Have you considered asking Poe for the BTS footage?

I don't know if Poe was taping them because,

yeah, there was nothing.

I think he was shooting me and Ian.

Yeah.

Yeah, they wasn't doing that.

Oh, you and Ian here today, so the camera worked down.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, the camera wasn't going when I went?

Oh, no, he wasn't here.

He wasn't.

Joe said something to Poe about the camera.

He's like, no.

No, no, no, there's no BTS.

Flip said it.

He's like, there's no BTS today.

There ain't no BTS.

Marketing.

You're not here.

That's crazy.

Y'all are permitted to use BTS just as well as the rail.

Oh,

thank you for

your money.

You're such a kind, polite, unselfish.

I do.

I can't man.

Murder Poe, you got the okay now, so we good.

All right.

Oh, God.

Y'all generous over there at the Mark Hill Network.

Look, I ain't got no network, man.

Just a little show.

Just a little show.

Yeah.

You're in negotiations.

Waiting for Amazon to call you back.

Got you.

The MLH?

The MLH?

Oh, shit.

That's crazy.

No, keep that tune when you sing it.

Just in case the move happens.

I don't think you'll sing it in that tune.

I think the new guy comes in and looks to cut corners,

reduce budgets.

If he's called the MLH, I can guarantee you.

We're going to need none of these chairs.

All I need is one mic.

Yeah, that's horrible.

Look, nigga, gonna be in East Darwin talking about him.

MLH.

Yeah, good for you.

Joining us from StreamYard.

Look, back on TaskRabbit.

Look at you.

Look what you went and did.

This nigga said back on Taskrabbit.

Put the shelf up.

Putting up this cabinet and seeing it.

Ooh, does an extendo ladder?

Oh,

this ladder go up 30 feet.

Holy.

Look what brings you excitement these days.

The Bluetooth ladder.

Oh, shit.

This ladder could chalk my.

Are you going into business with ice?

I got to listen to Jigga Man on the roof.

This is stupid, yo.

Well, what's up?

I'm chilling.

How's everybody?

We'll get you in there and over Black Boy Joy.

I love it.

I love it.

I love when you come in and you guys are all happy and jokey and whatnot.

How are you feeling?

I'm feeling great.

Good.

I'm feeling awesome.

Ish, what you thought, like, for real?

Yo, come on.

Skew up the shit, man.

But at least it's queued up or I'm ready to go.

But at least tell me why you won't tell me.

It's no real reason.

Because we stopped talking a few times.

You still have a reason.

You're still holding on to that shit, nigga.

What do you mean?

Why do you want to tell me?

Bro, it's all right, dog.

If I guess it, will you tell me?

No.

Damn, he still said no.

I'm out.

I wish he would say something to me.

It's great, but

I don't get my guy, man.

I'm mad that there's things he'll tell you that he won't tell me.

Wait, why?

Why?

Do you think that y'all are better friends than their friends?

Better?

No.

He better always keep an eye on me.

He should keep one eye open.

CBS.

Yeah, yeah, no, no, no.

Ice you could trust.

You hear this?

What?

Oh, yeah.

That's important to identify in your friendship.

Hey, it's the same with me.

I can trust ICE.

This one here will go get an idea.

See?

That's your man.

That's your man right there.

All right, so you're not telling me?

No, we good.

All right, fuck you.

Audience.

Also, you'll be pleased to know that

this very pro-black cast, outside of parks and uh, no, they're pro-black too.

This is coming out wrong.

Pause.

Yeah.

I'm saying my next statement excludes parks and ice.

Mark and Ish and Mel really want to be off for the 4th of July Independence Day of America.

Yes.

Yes.

I do.

And you see how you be framing shit?

Yeah.

You special, bro.

We deserve it.

We was fucking slaves.

That's not.

We were slaves on the 4th of July.

We deserve a day off.

You heard what he said?

Off.

Not, yo, we wanted to move around a day.

No, no, no.

Still work.

Let me speak for myself.

I want it off.

I want it off.

I would be with it.

That was my return in the day.

That was the alternative day shit.

My plan was to have the day off.

And Joe said, no, you can bring your kids in next to the hot grill.

and they can and we can work in pot until midnight follow them around in the dirt

right

it's the only day niggas love glizzies ain't it

i love glizzies yeah

the whole rest of the year

i don't care

glizzies is good glizzy's is good

yo who made that up that we're not supposed to enjoy that

Because it's it's you're simulating uh fellatio.

Yeah.

For me, it was just we were sold hot dogs was just little kid food first, and then later on it became like the phallic thing.

Nigga, if you see me eat a hot dog and you think about

sucking dicks, you the freak.

Nothing about how I'm doing this is ill.

Nigga, this shit on the floor.

This shit is a mess.

Fucking shit.

All sour frows on my face.

And sloppy with it.

The sloppy eaters ain't sloppy.

That might be your style.

It's sloppy eaters.

Well, Shorty don't mind.

Oh, all right.

Now I'm starting this podcast.

That shit is funny.

You niggas are disgusting.

Oh, man.

Oh, my lord.

Do it like you love it, girl.

Shit on the floor.

We can turn this world around.

Show say this face be all running.

Yo, hey, hello.

Yo, I'm in the room.

I'm still right here, y'all.

God damn.

I walked into that one.

That is funny.

Y'all funny today.

All right.

Say less.

It's what you told that nigga.

Fuck you.

What if we just split it up and did some Thursday, some Friday?

Oh, God, no.

Okay.

No, no, no, no.

Wait, what?

Why, you got plans?

You got to mean I'm still in on Friday.

You got plans, arm mail?

Not really.

No, you can fuck up.

I'm going to watch all y'all stories.

that's a normal speed?

You were right.

You old.

You old.

My record play ain't go that speed.

I think the record's skipping this.

Why keep playing the same part over and over again?

That's crazy, yo.

My dad definitely said that to me.

Hell yeah.

That's so good.

Hard, man.

Technique 1200, man.

Yeah.

For life.

My dad was flabbergasted.

That record skip up.

No, dad, I'm staying for the whole thing.

Yo, that's hilarious.

Oh, man.

I don't feel like my effects is everything.

Is your volume low?

Yeah, your volume sounds low.

You need it, they all.

All right, much better, much better.

Mike Shan, Mike Shan, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two.

All right, there we go, there we go.

Oh,

rest in peace.

Rest in peace, Walter Scott Jr.

Always for the ladies, always for the ladies.

Shout out to wherever you might be listening from.

All the parents out there, what up, what up, what up, what up?

I begin to

limit.

It never seemed to be the right time.

All the Uber drivers out there, all the lip drivers out there.

Down to the limit.

And in the days.

We begin to rock.

Steady.

Steady, rocking all night long.

And we begin to rock.

steady,

rock gets still the break of long.

Steady,

steady rocking all night long.

Big Jersey, big jersey.

And you say New York City, what up, what up, what up?

DC, what up?

Whole DMV, what up?

The Carolinas.

Florida, what's good?

Chicago, what up?

Temple, what up?

San Diego, what up?

Come on now, can't forget about my boss that hoes.

Shout out to to the boss that hoes out there.

Shout out to all the teachers out there,

all the nine to five is everybody stuck in traffic.

Everybody on vacation right now,

all the happy couples out there.

Okay, okay, okay, enough.

That was an interesting choice.

Alright, that was an interesting choice.

Did y'all a solid?

was gonna come in here with fucking a 10 minute 15 minute set of just house music crystal waters 100 pure love all of that type shit so why would that be doing little CC Little CC Penniston

passed away

rest in peace Jersey legend Eddie Lewis,

also known as Super from Ali Us.

Rest in peace.

They ain't doing this in Philadelphia.

Rest in peace.

Y'all know he diamond is in Jersey when it's come on.

Y'all mean before this bar goes any further, let me act like I'm about to be 45 from the mean streets of Jersey City, man.

Moment of silence.

I mean,

hey.

I met my baby moms off shit like this, the first one.

Yo, used to be in there kickstepping.

Oh, you look like one of them.

Hey!

Hey!

Man, this was big over here.

Follow me, yeah.

Follow me.

I'm the whole thing.

All right, stop.

stop, because now we got to work.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We'll let that whole shit rock.

Don't break the table.

Don't play.

Don't break the table.

Get up and on that one.

What episode is this?

839.

Welcome to episode 839 of the Joe Button podcast.

Brought to you by, fueled by, powered by, Prize Picks Gang, Prize Pictures.

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Host Joe Button here with some really amazing people.

To my right, y'all know the vibes.

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Next Next to him, Mr.

Take It Further Freeze is in the building.

Next to him, Brother Mark Lamont Hill, also known as Dark Lamont Hill, in the building.

Next to him, King Elmira, Big Parks is in the building.

Poets here, Corey, is here, still single in the summertime.

In July.

In July now, Corey, huh?

With your working out ass.

Erickson is here.

And last but certainly not least, oh, Savon and Tan are here by remote.

Last but certainly not least, each and every one of you guys are here.

Shout to y'all wherever you are, whatever you're doing while you enjoy this broadcast.

What's up, y'all?

What's poppin'?

What's up, man?

What's poppin'?

What's poppin', what's poppin', what's poppin'?

How was y'all weekend?

How was your weekend?

Oh, I didn't do shit.

Yeah, I didn't do shit.

Nothing happened.

When it's hot like that, I'm in the summer, the central air, yo.

I don't blame you.

I was moving around a little bit.

I was in the studio, but then we went out and hit streets, but nothing, nothing too exciting.

Just a little local, local bar hop.

Shit, dang, cool.

Man, I went out to a Good Show over at Apollo.

Oh, how was it?

Oh,

Yeah, with the orchestra.

The show itself was amazing.

It looked amazing.

He did

about 90% of TM 101, entire album,

and then went through his catalog of hits.

And even before that, DJ Drama opened, went through a whole separate catalog of Jeezy hits.

That's fire.

Like mixtape shit.

Wow.

So the crowd was rocking.

So you're doing some NFC news and shit.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Regular shit, though.

Regular shit.

Regular shit.

no air in there, Apollo.

Day of the left of the star.

Like, air conditioned?

Yeah.

Uh-oh.

You're lying.

She bring a little fan?

A little baddie fan?

Hey.

Shout out to Lady L, my homegirl.

She was there with me.

She had one of them fans.

Yo, let me hold that.

A little baddest fan.

Let me hold that out.

Yeah.

But people was in there dressed like they was going to the prom.

Like they treated it black top for real.

So imagine that with no air.

Oof.

I hope everybody.

And you ain't get the memo because you was in there looking like.

No, I got the memo, but it was hot.

I said, I'm not putting, I had some shit out, and I was like, yeah, it's too hot for that.

Well, outside of the memo, did anybody think that the Apollo had air?

Yes, nigga.

Okay, now

I would think in 2025 they would have put some air.

I would not.

When the last time you've been to Apollo, when the last time you've been to 120 Fifth Street here, I feel like there's air on the entire

bad because it's the Apollo.

We shouldn't be doing this, but

I will say they made the announcement that this was the last show at the Apollo because they were closing it for renovations, which sounds like

it looked like these renovations should have been done 20 years ago.

That's how bad it looked in there.

Okay, but if you're from out of town listening, what we're saying is if you're coming up from the West Side Highway,

you're going to come to a point where it splits.

It looks different.

It splits.

You're going to start seeing projects on your right and a lot of police.

And then you have the option to go straight and towards safety if you make a right or via to the left and shit get a little spooky and they should

they should renovate from that point

down

sorry

it has to be said that fucking path mark over there

that's probably responsible for 99% of the crime rate in Harlem

no more path mark oh thank god all right that's been close for a little while.

Oh, good.

I spent many a day waiting for a bus outside of that path mark.

It was dangerous times.

Is the DMV still over there?

It's been a while.

I don't know.

I don't know.

In there, I was like.

Is Popeyes still over there?

Oh, yeah.

All right, let's try this a different way.

Let's try this a different way.

Last I knew that Popeyes was still there.

His Popeyes is there, so it's Kareem.

On 25th Street and 34th Street.

Let me shut up and let Ice Dudes think me.

I'm just saying.

No, no, no.

Because I was in there.

I was going to text you.

I'm like, because I know you fuck with Jeezy.

And, you know, all your guys was there.

Lake, Cece was in there.

And I'm like, if Joe was in here, I could hear his brain.

I could hear it.

It was bad.

And I'm so phony.

I spoke, spoke to Lake.

I was like, damn, yo, I really wanted to go.

He was like, yeah, you should have just hit me.

I said, I know, man.

Damn.

I couldn't say the lake.

I don't know if I want to see some orchestra without AC.

Word.

That's what it seems to me.

I don't want to see

niggas in tuxedos with no AC.

That too.

In the summer?

Well,

Jeezy looked dope.

It looks outside.

dog.

A tuck at the Apollo make me think a funeral.

Malcolm X died.

A tuck's outside the Apollo.

Somebody important died.

Yo, it was so bad.

Yeah, yeah, nah, nah, for real.

Who Forest would have complained because Bumpy Johnson?

Somebody's funeral happening, bro.

For real.

Yo, it was so bad that niggas wasn't even getting drinks at the bar like that.

Damn.

It was just too hot to drink.

You shouldn't be drunk.

All niggas were drinking was water.

Wait, y'all think y'all could get drunk in the paws.

You're trying to get robbed and shot.

Y'all trying to get stuck up.

It's bad enough.

You couldn't even go through the front door.

What?

What you mean?

You know, 125th, the front door, that was blocked off and closed.

You had to go around.

Everybody came through the side door.

Oh, no.

On 126.

Line him up.

That means you got to come out the side door.

One way in, one way out.

Yeah, I'm good.

Yeah, Jeezy needed that.

I needed to see that at Irving Plaza or just somewhere.

Lincoln Lincoln Center.

Different.

Well, Lincoln Center would have been different.

Lincoln Center would have been there.

That's really nice.

September 7th.

We did a lot of flush shit over there.

September 7th, we back at New Jersey Pack.

Jeezy would have walked away with $5

if he did that shit in Lincoln Center.

That's true.

Man, all right.

Back to my NJ Pack conversation, child.

I was there this weekend.

You see Pat?

NJ Pack.

What'd you say?

I went to see y'all ain't gonna fuck up.

Gregory Porter was there.

And he put on a sold-out show.

See, that's who should be.

Are the chairs still made of wood?

Chairs made of wood, air conditioning work, nice beverages outside.

Y'all think NJ Pack is whack.

NJ Pack is dope.

No,

they did it over, though.

They redid it over.

They redid the pack.

And they redid the parking, too.

It was great.

Oh, they redid it.

Everything is redone.

It's all redone.

It's all

the pack been fly, Joe.

We're not doing that.

It's fly.

It's not.

I thought you meant it.

It hasn't been fly.

I just started going.

So I can everybody.

They hosted fly events because that's where you should go if you're trying to come to New Jersey.

But if you went there, I haven't been there now.

But before.

It looked upscale to me.

The pack is upset.

It's before you been fly, yo.

That's nice.

Okay, I ain't had nothing to compare.

I've never been there.

I was there last year for a comedy.

Atlantic City is fly.

No, that's not.

No,

no.

Atlantic City is still flying.

No, right.

The lack is 20 years old, y'all.

The pack is 20 years old.

Look what you Newark niggas did.

They did that Metal Detectors go in and out.

I was like, I ain't never had Metal Detective on a jazz show before.

Yo, NJ Pack, dog.

Yeah, that happened to you over there.

Because

they had an outdoor concert going on, too, so that's probably why I've been.

Yo, you might be thinking about Symphony Hall.

That's what you're thinking about.

No, I am not.

And I was there recently, too.

That shit ain't even Apollo.

That shit.

Symphony Hall, I wouldn't even.

Salute to my people over at Symphony Hall.

I'm not doing that.

I wouldn't even entertain that.

That's like in Jersey City when they was throwing events at the fucking armory and the whole hood was hype.

I was like, wait,

work?

Yo, what time you going?

Hey, this was in pumping up peaks.

Hey, man.

No.

I'm good.

No.

I'll just run.

No.

I'm going to be there.

The Armory.

What time are you going?

Nigga, that may be.

No, anyway.

Anyway, Freeze, go ahead.

No, it was just, but it was a great show.

It was a, I'm very happy I went.

I will be going again in September at the PAC.

That's what's up.

I think I'm going to go.

All right.

Yeah, I mean, I want to go see Chicago.

Huh?

At the PAC.

Oh, okay.

Really?

Oh, you're saying to the NJP?

Oh, GG's.

To the G.

I thought you meant to the GJ.

No.

Yeah, me too.

It's like, okay.

No, no, no, that's your bag.

It is?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Did Mark get you the tickets?

No, no, I'm actually going to just wrangle them on my own.

I know, right?

I'm so sorry.

I know, I know.

I did it this weekend, too.

Oh.

I am.

You did, too.

What did you see this weekend?

I went to see Tony Baker perform.

Oh, sure.

The comedian?

Oh, no, you didn't.

Yeah, I did.

No, no.

And the prudential.

You didn't wrangle nothing from from Tony Baker.

Was that prudential shit?

No, no, I didn't.

You ain't buying them, damn.

Tony,

I 1,000% bought four tickets to Tony Baker's.

Well, how many tickets did you have?

I didn't have any.

I bought them because.

How many people went?

Yeah.

Four.

Oh, you really bought some shit for real?

I did because I wanted to support my friends.

Okay, so

what?

Oh, my God.

Anytime you trust this woman.

Anytime you trust her to give a little bit of honesty.

That's literally why.

Did Shorty go?

Who's Shorty?

Oh,

no, she's not in town.

I said, yo, did Shorty go?

The point of the Shorty was to not say the name.

Oh, shit, sorry.

Yo.

You wouldn't believe it, I mean, weren't you?

No, no, no, no.

I went with my girlfriend, Carmen,

Kim, and Kim's brother.

Good time.

Great time.

Introduce them to the world.

Anyways,

I went with my crew.

Gotcha.

That was a good time.

And Tony killed.

Where was the performance?

City Winery.

Oh, City.

Okay, dope.

Dope, dope, dope.

Right next to Pier 57 in the city.

It was great.

There's a lot of stuff going on.

Word.

Yeah.

Summertime in New York.

Yeah, I say summertime.

Yeah, I got to say, living up to March,

I wouldn't say there's in many places, but it's a little bit.

Like in Philly, there's always one thing going on, and it's dope.

But up here, there's like options.

So like,

there's two or three comedy shows, two or three performances.

Between New Jersey and New York, there's multiple things you can do.

And this is my first summer living here.

That's what I'm saying.

So have you ever played Monopoly?

Yeah.

You guys already had this conversation about it.

Do you know the difference between the park

and

Baltic Mediterranean?

He's confusing me, bro.

What is this?

Oh, shit, y'all can do shit out here.

Yeah, this ain't kissing.

One is New York.

I'm not talking about New York.

I live in New York.

One is the purple.

Philadelphia.

No, no, no, no.

Whatever y'all.

I lived in New York for over a decade.

I'm talking about New Jersey.

I'm saying

cutest song freeze.

Black and black crime in the house.

That shit is crazy.

So one of y'all gotta put that over the drill beat somewhere.

You have to leave a listen to me.

It's hilarious, yo.

No, but I didn't know Jersey was hitting no shit.

I knew I lived in New York.

I never lived in New Jersey.

I'm saying, I didn't know y'all did that.

I mean, some of y'all just bleeding off New York, but like, y'all got your own shit up here, too.

It's all right.

Some of y'all just.

You see them, Mark.

I'm just saying.

I don't say nothing.

Yeah, go ahead.

Corey give me my phone, his phone to read something, but it's funny because

he got his brightness down.

Ain't no girl looking at the damn phone.

Hey, you can turn it up.

Chastashi?

Yeah.

Who you lying from?

Let's see here.

America's most boring cities.

Holy shit.

Oh, open this back.

Oh, we got to find it again.

Finally, I lost it.

America's most boring.

I want to see that.

I know Philadelphia ain't on that list.

Well,

I feel like I'm getting lined up here, but you might be.

All right, there's 20 of them,

and I'm going to read it.

Let's do it.

I don't feel like it's a list.

I feel like a white person made this list.

Ah, must be Jersey on the list.

Nah.

Big jersey.

20 is Charlotte, North Carolina.

I heard of that.

19.

19, Virginia Beach, Virginia.

17, Houston, Texas.

What?

What?

17 is Tuxon, Arizona.

They're wrong about Tuxin, Arizona.

Tucson.

And Tux.

Indianapolis.

Indianapolis, Indiana.

That was shit.

Tulsa, Oklahoma.

14,

Colorado Springs, Colorado.

I took that.

13, Lexington, Kentucky.

Never been there.

Louisville, Kentucky.

Nah.

Louisville.

All right.

Albuquerque, New Mexico at 11.

Top 10.

And I liked it by mistake, Corey, so they're going to know you was on here.

10.

Phoenix, Arizona.

Phoenix is lit.

Wrong.

Wrong as hell.

Tallahassee, Florida.

Never been there.

Tallahasti?

Big spot.

Columbus, Ohio.

Columbus is lit.

Seven, Oklahoma City.

Never been.

I'm sorry.

Six is San Antonio.

San Antonio's not that bad.

San Antonio's not as bad as people think at all.

Definitely not the sixth most boring.

Charles Garth.

Five, Memphis, Tennessee.

Raw.

Wow.

Crazy.

Raw.

White people.

Well, now.

Look, what we call lit.

Right.

Right.

Go ahead.

Cue the rub.

Right.

Exactly.

I was like the same thing.

What's this word?

After Tuxen, he don't want no more.

What's this word?

It better.

Get out of readers.

You know what I'm saying?

Oh, Corpus Christie, Texas.

Corpus Christie, Texas.

I don't know nothing about it.

Oh, shit.

My fingers.

Yo, yo,

this better be a hell of a word.

Sioux Falls, South Dakota.

Oh, shit.

You got Sioux Falls.

Sioux Falls.

Never been there either.

I've been there.

You ain't missed missed nothing.

I love you, my nigga.

I love you, my nigga.

You my man.

What?

Nothing.

That I just fucks you up.

The I and the S.

That I and the X just fucks you up.

See,

Seats?

He said C.

I thought it might have been.

I thought it might have been Terran Hope or something like that.

Oh,

shit.

Three, Corpus Christi, Texas.

Oh, shit.

Two, Wichita, Kansas.

Okay.

One, Jacksonville, Florida.

Y'all know who made that list?

For real?

Definitely the whites.

White people.

I'm talking about the whitest whites.

The whitest in white.

Sweden.

Yes.

68-year-old white people made that list.

Houston being on the list of

crazy and Memphis?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Y'all bugging me last week.

Louisville.

Yeah, I know.

Jacksonville.

Like you said, they're looking at different shit.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Where do do y'all want to go?

Oh, man.

Well, there's a new show on Peacock.

It's the Nellie and Ashanti show.

Has anybody seen it?

I've seen it.

I have.

I watched the whole show.

I've been meaning to watch it.

Okay.

Because

they're quick episodes.

It's like

she's going to drag me in just like she dragged me into Love Island.

And I'm going to love it, I'm sure.

Okay, you saw it.

You watched it.

I watched season.

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, it's a whole season, already?

Yes.

Whole season dropped.

You binged it?

Damn.

They 30-minute episodes.

It's quick.

but you know it was playing like a damn in the background and you get to know ads

of course get the legs

it would help too yeah just stay stay tuned in

so there's a a clip going around about uh the parenting conversation okay where

nelly's talking to jermaine dupree and the rest and like his boys he's like yo i told her once the kid could say i gotta go to the bathroom or i'm hungry i got him but prior to that you're gonna have a lot on your plate

That's crazy.

He's like, I'm not changing no diapers.

I'm not doing none of that.

That's crazy.

He's like, I give you the world, but I ain't changing no diapers.

He further goes on to say, yo, I'm rich.

I will get you as many nannies as you want.

Whatever you need.

I'm just not doing that part.

I don't know how.

It was a back and forth.

It was a lot of discourse about that.

Yeah.

Oh, glad you could join us.

Yeah, there was a lot of discourse.

Big flip up in this piece.

Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.

So y'all disagree?

I disagree.

I mean, people have to run their household the way they want.

If it works for them, it works for them.

But I think it's not, to me, parenting isn't just about getting the job done.

There's care work involved that actually matters in terms of the relationship you build with your child.

So I get saying, like, I don't want to do it.

I'll pay for it so that the part gets done so I'm not overburdening my partner.

But I think you build bonds by changing diapers.

You build bonds by fasting pigs.

And if you don't do it, you don't know that.

And

I got a lot of homies that don't do it, or really family members that don't do it, and they brag about it.

But I'm like, I ain't never changed a diaper in my life.

And to me, it's crazy.

Nah.

So from my experience, my older daughter, I didn't live with my older daughter.

My newest daughter, I live there.

So the three o'clock, I talk about it all the time, the three o'clock in the morning shit, all of that shit, it creates, to what Mark said, a bond.

Like at three o'clock in the morning, my daughter rolls to me.

That's a safety mechanism that she just, you know what I'm saying, immediately comes over there.

I think all of the, all of that.

Yo, fair.

If you wait till your kid is two or three,

I just think that.

You think what?

You see these pieces of shit right here laughing at us?

You think what?

You see these niggas laughing at us?

If you push it, she's going to be a drug dealer.

Have you ever changed the value?

You have three kids.

You've never changed the value.

Never mad.

In your life?

Listen, listen.

Listen.

Besides getting mad at my wife one time and taking my kids when they just got out the hospital because I was on some ignorant shit, my daughter,

I didn't even change the diaper.

I brought her to my mom's house and had her change the diaper, but I did try.

And it wasn't easy for me.

It wasn't easy for me.

But nobody give a fuck about changing diapers.

I'm with them.

Your thumbs is too fat.

No, no, I changed a couple of diapers.

I don't think I changed Nico's diaper.

That's why I have the most problems with him now.

But I think

Princess and JR, yes.

And you got pissed on.

We don't y'all be close.

It was like two diapers I I changed in your whole life.

Bro, I'm like you, bro.

You see how you use your mother-in-law?

You say I use your mother-in-law to come shepherd up for y'all?

I use my mother-in-law.

Hey, hey, you want your, you want your?

You want your car?

Yo.

You want your car?

Finally, some truth on the topic.

I'm going to tell you the truth.

Finally, some truth.

I did it.

I did all that shit.

I was dumb and

because I wasn't rich.

I'm telling you.

I'm not even when I did that for you.

I'm speaking for me.

I didn't want to do none of that.

I didn't want to be changing.

I used to get mad.

Like, oh, I got to do this shit again.

I changed a lot of diapers.

Yo, not more.

If I was able to hire a nanny to change them diapers, I would have done it.

I did it a lot.

And a heartbeat.

That's why I totally understand the single mother rate skyrocket into the.

I did that shit.

Was like, nigga, put an hour.

Wait, what?

I just changed your hour, man.

You're not going to have it again.

You're going to have to hold up.

Yo, when the cat, and don't,

not when they start to walk and they pulling their diapers off.

That's even

yo, I was thinking they changed.

You gotta wait.

Put them right in there.

Mommy, come

on.

You're like, yo, fam, what are you doing?

Yo, we got this shit all on the walls and stuff.

Nah, that's not the thing.

I was changing a diaper, coming up with a plan.

Now, if I don't.

Let me call it makeup.

I'm going to call it makeup for slaughterhouse.

Change a clean diaper.

Like, look, look, look, listen.

I went last.

Oh, man, yo, that's crazy.

I don't even dislike it.

I think it's flying.

Nah, I think all that shit is fly.

I ain't gonna lie, I do.

I think it's fun.

Yeah, I felt it.

I think it's fun.

Change of the diaper this one?

Yeah.

Fuck that ain't bad.

I mean, not at like three in the morning.

I mean, I rap.

But like most of the time, yeah.

No, when it's a messy shit,

nah, that shit all up.

They bad ain't cool.

Oh, yeah.

When he shit, water Joe Button podcast set, that was crazy.

When this shit be running up, you wasn't here that day, Mel.

He shit up.

My son shit up the bathroom.

I mean, Joe.

I should have left a tip for you, for your maid because I cleaned it up, but it was definitely not sanitary.

Yeah, that shit is different.

But no.

He should.

I think he didn't like Joe.

It felt past aggressive.

He was like, oh, we staying at 8 o'clock?

My son, this shit should have been over at 7:35, man.

What the fuck?

And he said a month and two?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, he was hot.

I got it.

7:45.

I got to shut it up the whole place.

Yo, that's a true Larry.

Yo, you said that's why Nelly on tour?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I was watching him because that's another thing.

She's like, oh, he's going on tour and he's doing the whole U.S.

and then immediately going overseas.

I said, oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Let me buy some away time.

Come back.

He's going to be about 19 months.

Right.

Now, I've taken a few gigs overseas.

I mean,

away from home to get away from it.

For me a little break.

That's crazy.

Yeah, man.

That's how I know.

Super falls.

I don't get.

Tuxen.

I was all up in Tuxen.

I know I'm toxic because I didn't understand why this was a big debate on the internet.

It was a big debate because people are saying, like, they were basically calling her single mother.

Yeah, that's all I told you.

And it was.

You know, the internet, though.

And, like, oh, it's fucked up.

You know, he's leaving her to do X, Y, Z by herself.

Not true.

That's when I was.

That's the moment I wish that the commenter's Zoom cam could pop on and I could see them.

That has changed a lot.

Yeah, what the fuck?

You got to be kidding me, man.

Knock it off.

It's a little single.

Here's the thing: it's like you could be a rich single mother.

You're still a single mother.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, not a single mother.

You're a mother.

It's not a single mother.

No, no, no.

I'm talking about with regard just to those responsibilities.

If you're the only one doing it, I'm just saying, I see how you feel that way.

She's definitely not single mother.

If I hire you a staff, you're not the only one doing it.

That's when they're going to say, well, the formative years of the skin to skin and the baby.

I think it's kind of true, though.

You gotta rub your skin on the baby.

I think I told you.

So they can smell you.

It's shit that you don't want nobody else to do.

But I think it's more the emotion, the bonding, and that's what they talk together as far as the relationship.

I mean, hiring somebody, they don't have any.

I mean, later on, Abuela stayed longer.

She has a connection with the baby.

But initially, they don't have a connection with the baby.

It's a thing to see your significant other changing the diapers and being there with you and helping you.

It makes the relationship more

unless toxic.

I'm sorry, Flippy.

It's kind of funny for you to say all that and be like, I still ain't doing that shit, though.

I had to be checked.

I was checked on that.

I was checked when my wife was upset.

It goes back, I mean to change it, it goes back to the postpartum.

As far as like, she's going through something, at least you can help.

These are ways to help her.

I can take an ignorant stance because I like to take that, but

in order to help her, she's like, yo, this will make me happy.

Just take the baby, change the diaper.

I've been getting up three in the morning, I've been doing that.

You're not doing that.

You laying on the couch all day.

And then when you hear that enough, you're like, all right, let me help and make things much easier for her at the moment.

Gotcha.

At the end of the day, I'm still upset, but I want to to make it.

Just wanted to bring the tension.

Yeah, just want to shut off.

She better get up, mother.

Listen, yo, you said this before.

This nigga said, yo, you wake up at three in the morning?

Oh, no, that's when the real deep sleep set in.

Oh, yeah.

You wide awake till I'm like.

Oh, you ain't get up?

Yo, that's crazy.

The first year of women's life, though, Joe, when they have the baby, that shit's hard.

It gotta be hard for them.

I know that because the first year of the guy's life is supposed to be watching from the little camera in another

room.

You get the little baby cam going.

Oh, damn, they snorted.

Now they put a shit on your car.

They could use some help.

You can leave.

They still

damn.

He's still snoring.

When you put the baby in the carriage and they holding on, jumping up, shaking and stuff, oh, come on, boy.

They going crazy.

That's when you go get the dog cage.

Oh, you can climb out of this one.

Watch this.

Oh, yeah.

That's when you put a trampoline on top.

Trap that little ass.

Trapoline to come in the killer.

The craft.

They're going to put you in a killer.

Yeah, you rich.

You're going to put him in a lighthouse.

This kid is smart.

We got a smart one.

We got to start setting up traps for these little motherfuckers.

What did Deshanti think was supposed to happen?

And what do you bitches on the internet be thinking is supposed to happen?

Okay, well, another question.

Freeze, you said it was taken out of context because you watched the whole episode.

I say it was taken out of context because he wasn't telling her, You're doing this by yourself.

That's right.

I'm doing like work.

They treated it like he was saying, I'm not going to be there, and you just got to figure it out.

And that was him saying, Listen, you can get however many nannies you want, whatever staff you want, whatever y'all need to make it still easier on you.

I'm just not doing it.

But what if y'all like both sitting on the couch?

Like, say you got all the staff, y'all sitting on the couch watching TV or some shit,

baby sitting right there, as Morel does.

Say, break it back.

Exactly.

Yo, look at this.

I'm at the edge of my seat.

I'm so tired.

I have no idea how this will end.

He's asking, you don't have a desire to

pick the baby up.

It's right there.

Hey, yo, this is my good show.

We're watching this.

Wait, first of all, why are you getting this baby sitting here while I'm trying to walk in this game?

That's the worst.

Take the baby into the other room.

You and this fucking child.

This show is household.

Get the fuck away from me.

This show was not members last year.

We gave me

a little bit of a shit.

Why is he all up under me sitting?

I don't care if it's first quarter nigga.

I gave you the baby so you can have company while I'm away from you.

Go to the den in the baby room.

Didn't we put the luck seats in the baby room?

Didn't we put a little chair in the baby room?

Cause it it rock?

Come on now.

I bought you the rock.

I got your rocking sheet.

Swivel.

The feet come out.

Yeah.

Gee, all on the couch.

Nah, that was a good movie.

You should write a book.

He did.

He had a scrap.

He got a little bit of a

girl on the couch and the whole shit.

Yo, I bought you the sofa with the cup holders in the

Bluetooth massage with the white stitch.

Charger.

You good, girl?

Oh, man.

Man, it should be said while we're up here joking around.

Danie's a grandfather.

Yeah.

Yep.

Yep.

But he said he doesn't allow the poppy.

Tupac.

Yeah, Tupac.

Tupac.

We got it.

I'm sorry?

That's like that pronoun thing.

Tupac?

Tupac.

Come with me.

That's his name.

That's what he's talking about.

Second thing.

He's one of them.

Mark, are your grandkids, can they talk?

One of them can.

Yeah, they both can.

What do they call you?

Pop-pop.

Pop-pop.

Okay.

Which black.

Tupac.

Yeah.

I tried Big Pop, but no one went for it.

Pop Pop.

Hold on.

Yeah, watch your mouth, ball.

The baby's this big, sir.

You this outright.

You this big.

He got two inches on.

He talked about that.

That's crazy.

Yeah, it didn't work.

Pop,

you're good with the grandkids, right?

Yeah.

Because some people be biased when the kids, and because you talked about it the other day, we didn't elaborate.

When the kids and the grandkids, with your children and the grandkids, the same age, and they be wilding, you may have to be a little bit more aggressive to the grandkids.

I'd be more aggressive to my son.

You saw?

Because my son is aggressive, and my granddaughters, they're both, oh, his daughters.

They're both daughters.

I'm sorry.

And those are his nieces, but like one is older than him.

Yo, it's a real regular hood shit.

So, of course.

So I'm trying to.

They're cousins.

Right.

Right.

Yo, they cousins.

They're cousins.

If everybody asks, white people ask us their cousins.

It's easy.

They're fucking

the hood.

Right.

At work,

those are cousins.

But, you know, like, that's your niece.

You know what I mean?

So when they fight, I got to break it up and stuff like that.

But they all sweet to each other.

Got it.

If they was two boys, it'd be.

Yeah.

I don't like that.

I don't want to be giving them gloves already.

Right, exactly.

Yo, you're better than me because when I'm in a position where my family bring over their young child, and when I had a young child, when my children were younger, nigga, I'm not with none of that shit.

Y'all little niggas, I'm still, I'll fuck y'all little niggas up when I come to my kids, yo.

You be jumping them, I'm gonna say, tripping them up.

I'm sorry, bro.

But when they're your grandkids, you feel different.

Because they all feel like yours.

I don't know.

I'll cheat.

It was jumping Nico one time.

I tripped over.

And flip.

You're going to be the grandpa, because my pop was like, you're going to be the grandpa.

Joe is too.

That's like the opposite of where you was with your kid.

You're going to be crawling on the floor, changing diapers, feet.

Maybe not changed that, but you're going to be doing all the other shit you ain't doing.

And your air and your stomach going to be bigger.

They're going to be just rotting.

Well, by the time I become a grandfather,

you hear that, boy?

Nigga, that could be tomorrow.

Nigga, that shit could be next week.

He just walked in.

You don't know what the fuck he's about to tell you.

Oh, I know what he ain't about to tell me.

The truth about Brody.

You don't know what that nigga over there doing.

doing.

Right.

Didn't he say he was at the party macing last week?

Yeah.

And he beat.

I'm not trying.

I can't control him.

He and the frat.

All I could control is the estate planning.

Yeah.

That is financial.

That's financial.

He's number one.

Number two, you fake tough guy.

Yeah.

That just gonna give him more spanky.

Right.

You can't threaten him.

Say, yo, more spanky.

Your first grand?

My grandchildren.

Exactly.

What?

They gave me a real plain as day understanding, like I was a kindergartner the under day.

I mean, the other day, about the age that

the age that the kid can take over and make his own decisions and assign somebody to just come blow all the money that you spent your whole life.

Nigga, we up to shit out of that.

39, right?

Vicky, nigga.

I need to be 39.

You thought.

18-1.

28, boy.

They made it, but they asked me, do you understand anything that's being said?

If you do it this way, he can do this.

Black nigga, hell no.

Gave him one of them Alan Iverson deals.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Small.

That's smart.

Yeah, smart.

That's a good deal.

Yeah, I'm not playing with you, baby.

Anyway,

that's funny as shit.

You get this amount at 25.

But I say Nellie is a granddad to say that,

I mean, y'all are extra mature, but sometimes niggas just be done.

Niggas are done.

I raised my kids.

My kids got kids.

I raised my sister's kids.

I've done raised kids.

I'm done there.

Women's clock is different because, you know, I don't want

Mel give me the, yeah, biology.

She gave me a look.

She's staring through me.

She's cutting a hole in my face.

Is it Shorty's first kid, though?

It is.

It's Ashanti's first kid, yeah.

Good.

So take.

He got

enjoyed this moment.

Yeah.

You can't do it.

I'm done.

Congratulations.

Why?

Especially if I said this from the jump.

He said this from the jump.

He's not surprising her.

See, women do this thing where, because the baby is here now, supposed to change.

Yeah, and because you see

how tall of a task this is, I need help.

You see, I'm crippled.

I can't walk around.

Not crippled.

That's fucked up.

You know what I'm trying to say?

Yes, yes.

But not moving like I normally move.

I didn't know he said it from the rip.

Yeah, he ain't kept this from her.

I just performed at the Trump Crypto Ball.

I do country music.

I'm touring.

I'm going on tour and you hold this down.

By the time I get back, this motherfucker should be able to talk.

Well, nah,

she got him good, though.

How?

Because Nelly owns a tour bus.

So, like, even when certain, yo, nope, come, come fly up here and ride in the bus with me from New York to Atlanta.

Like, shit, like, he was like, yeah, I'd much rather just fly home.

But she didn't want to fly with the baby and germs and all of that.

All my niggas, come to me.

All right, man.

Yep.

I ain't saying nothing.

What?

I ain't saying nothing.

Huh?

Huh?

Some nice paint.

Nah, come get on this bus with me, dog.

Yeah, right.

He did it.

Nigga, we rich for a reason.

I mean, I'm sure that tour bus is not.

No, no, no, that's the shit.

It's loaded.

It's lit.

Guess what?

It ain't better than

first class on the plane.

That's...

Yo, you nigga.

You by yourself.

She said the opposite.

She actually said the opposite.

She said the bus is better.

I know.

I know.

I know, bro.

With a baby, it probably is, but

listen, you niggas, be careful out there.

If you don't want no more kids,

these bitches is fertile.

I told y'all what to do.

These motherfuckers, you sweating that motherfucker.

They pop up pregnant, especially these Puerto Ricans.

Hey, you catch eye contact with the Puerto Ricans.

Don't sneeze, Niels.

Don't sneeze.

So you rub the ass.

Fuck that.

And the girl, no matter how old she is, she'd be down with you ready.

She's another kid, that motherhood gene kick in.

She do it.

I'm ready, Lautaine.

I'm breastfeeding.

And at the fuck, niggas be like,

that's like the reset button hitting when you're mad far in the game.

Wait, wait, wait.

I was right there.

I hit the reset button.

That shit is hard.

On purpose?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But you a better man than I want to be, though, though, too.

Honestly.

Yeah, nah.

My son came home the day my daughter graduated high school.

Wow.

It was like,

so it was like not even one day.

You know what I mean?

It's hard.

It's a cycle of life.

Yeah.

It's hard.

I love it, but it's hard.

It's not hard.

Even when you love it, it's hard.

Go hit the cancel button.

Fuck some kids.

I ain't going to lie to you.

Give them another year.

I be feeling bad, man.

Sometimes I just watch Lex in the kitchen.

You can figure it out.

He's trying to make a sandwich.

Got the knife out?

Pointy knife.

I mean, I did where I can help.

Yo, it's like a pointy knife.

Hey, dog.

Steaks.

Put it together.

Watch that step.

Oh, yeah.

This nigga's stupid, yo.

Hey, he's going to learn that that knife don't go in that oven.

Look at him.

He's going to burn something like I did when I was young.

Fucking with that oven.

Hey, Scott.

One thing I was going to do when my mom left was figure out that stove in that oven.

That That's you.

No bullshit.

That shit used to beat my ass anyway.

Oh.

Yo, real quick, callback real quick.

If you put something in your will, right?

Like I don't want this property to sell.

I want this to remain in my family for generations.

How do the kids end up selling it later on?

They can't.

They can't at all.

But there's a lot of stories that I hear that these.

If you got an estate, the will should say, refer to the estate.

For anything that I didn't mention.

Yeah, like got it.

Niggas be having.

So when they're I'm sorry, so when they sell something that's passed down in generations that means it wasn't in the will of the state it might not have no stipulations or it might not have just inherited

are there any outside i'm asking because i don't know i mean i'm thinking like a situation where let's say i have a five million dollar property yeah and i do i i don't but i give it to my kid i'm just picking a number and

she's broke now

there you go She's homeless and she got this $5 million property.

She just can't sell it.

She can't afford to pay the taxes.

She can't afford.

You get what I'm saying?

Like, it seems like, no, but see, it doesn't seem fair.

That's for the rich, rich most times.

Like, when they be having trust, like, you went to what school?

McBride, Morehouse, ICDC.

What was the cult?

Wincontin.

I want to leave this

brother.

Shalam al-Lamino.

Shalamala.

Yo.

Shalamu Lam living North.

Yo.

The butchers and the

I want to leave this building and if I leave this building so long as they use it like this, then it'll stay forever that building.

And then when they change it.

But what if the people that's in control, in control, like he said, like, what if your children that's in control of it becomes broke?

So where does it go next?

Like, you, it's like, do you imagine you leaving your daughter a Rolex and then like she ended up somehow fucked up in the game, ain't got no money.

She got to walk around with this Rolex and can't like that seems crazy to me.

Like all these things.

yeah if

disgusting

you know

if the house is not hers like if the house you didn't leave it to her it's not hers to sell then then you then and if it's not hers to sell that means that you got a board somewhere that is in control of the house.

And if they're in control of the house, it should be tough for your daughter to go broke because they kind of responsible for her.

I see what you're saying.

But if you just leave a thing to somebody in your will, they can do what they want with you.

Okay, that makes more sense to me.

Okay, I got it.

I got it.

Okay.

That's a lot of people.

I had some question flips.

I don't want my kids to do whatever the fuck they want when I'm done.

Like, rest in peace.

Sorry.

We saw that happen with Prince's Estate.

Yeah.

Like, we knew what Prince stood for.

He would never have agreed to none of this.

But as soon as he passed and it got passed down, whoever it was in this house, they started selling it off to this and this and this and tours of his house, shit that he would never do.

Because now it's theirs.

And you don't know the sibling situation.

It's normally a fight now.

Yes,

it's normally a fight.

And here come that other sibling that we disowned, that we thought we dropped off in

Alaska.

And we thought we found out.

That nigga, we thought we dropped him in the Bronx River.

Disowned.

The train.

You ain't even know anybody existed.

The fuck you talk about.

The ones that

come out of nowhere and they get the most problems.

Remember from Sioux Falls.

Hit it.

Hit it.

Here this nigga goes.

We're not selling nothing.

Y'all remember we had the part of the show where the dude was like in the South.

He was like, his grandfather passed or something.

They got to put it in the newspaper.

And all of a sudden, here come all these other motherfuckers that they never knew was family.

Now they get a piece.

And that's a legal right.

That one person.

That's going to be shit.

That one person can hold up the selling gas.

They can have that shit extend for so long.

And it's crazy.

They don't want to do nothing.

You got to buy money.

And who's to say that you're going to like all your kids the same when you near death?

Okay, you can't

fuck you right.

Fuck you, buddy.

Yo, one of these kids.

You bugging.

Yeah, that's eternal, nigga.

You can't say that.

Happens all the time.

You either gonna find out while I'm here or you're gonna find out when I'm gone.

That's the best way.

I want them to follow my mother.

And I hate for you to have that awkward moment when everybody's at the round table and you rubbing your hands together.

Yo, he left me the beach house?

He left me.

Oh, I've got the villa in France.

He's left me the beach boy.

What'd you you get?

What'd you get to me?

The beach side house.

Oh, that nigga left me the fucking Section 8 in Bayonne.

Oh, here's our fighting.

Look at the portals.

Look at the ports.

Some niggas ain't get that.

Left a nigga an old doom buggy.

The little bullshit.

They ain't fuck with you.

And we talking about the kids and shit.

It be the wife.

The wife.

Oh, yeah.

That's the most it shit.

It beat the wife.

The wife.

Yeah.

No, when your wife's not your bombs.

The nigga new wife.

You gotta trust the fact that your wife is gonna hold us down with your children.

The nigga new wife.

And nine times out of ten, they don't.

I mean, eight times out of ten.

It depends on the wife.

Yeah, it depends on the wife.

And the relationships between these,

you know what I mean?

Yeah.

I've seen all the different things.

I've seen it be awful and I've seen it be great.

I've seen it.

I can also see being 70 years old and finding my new old wife is gone, whatever.

Who knows the circumstance?

I got my new wife.

Yeah, she's going to get a piece of this.

She took care of me.

Yeah, but when she gets all it, the problem.

When you don't have a will, she gets all of it.

Let me tell you, she gets a lot of shit.

And now she got to give it to the kids.

And she passed it to her family, too, sometimes.

Some people don't do that shit.

I got an aunt that passed away.

She was separated from her legal husband for

at least 15 years.

He lived in Florida.

She lived in New Jersey.

She worked for the city, had a good pension, all that shit.

Everything went to him.

He came up, collected.

Deuces to the kids and went back down to the house.

Went right back down to Tallahassee.

Yeah, wait.

Y'all,

in the the unfortunate event that, yada, yada, yada, God willing.

Yeah.

Y'all cool with your current wife giving some of your shit to the new dude?

Is he cool?

Fuck no.

We're not cool with it, but that's what they do.

It's going to be a career.

I don't care.

My father put in his wife.

I don't have no control over that.

Your dad.

Yo, listen, J.L., Joe.

No, nigga, but...

My father put in his will,

this goes to my children.

I live like a baby.

And my current wife, girlfriend, cannot pass it.

My father put in this will and told me, this goes to my children and my current wife or girlfriend, whatever, cannot pass it down to her family.

I know he put that down.

He wrote that.

See, that makes sense.

That's what they usually do.

It passes it down.

You can literally write down.

That's what I'm saying.

Y'all looking at me like I'm crazy with just throwing shit at the wall.

You can write down anything that you want to write down.

But what I'm saying is, I want, if I leave my wife X,

I'm good with that.

I'm going to leave her what I want her to have.

Exactly.

If she decides to get a a new dude and give him that and leave that to him, I don't give a fuck.

I'm dead.

Is X a number or is X percentage based off your assets?

Because that changes my view of what you're saying.

Talk that money shit, my nigga.

I don't make enough money to understand the difference.

Yeah, yeah, look at this topic.

I'm sorry.

I mean, it's my PS5, the controller.

I ain't got that much to damn.

I know.

Touch my player.

Yeah, you know what I'm saying?

I don't know what he's talking about.

Is it a percentage?

That's that Patreon talk.

But it's still the same.

It really is still still the same though like but do you blame the woman whatever it is I don't care but do you hold on do you blame the woman for wanting to pass like if she don't get along with your kids you in your older years you're 70 you live to about 83 she's been taking care of you moving you here doing that cleaning your shit and all that shit on the arm yeah and then now you pass away

she don't really with your kids because they weren't there and she wanted to pass it to her kids

i wouldn't like that but can you blame her i feel like there's always an assumption from the spouse that you know that's kind of the purpose of having kids for legacy purposes right yeah you know to pass initially yes to pass things on to the children of your bloodline so i think whether there's a you know an acrimonious situation between you know wife and kids there would be an understanding that

no let me tell you about that's where people get up because them understandings Change when that body when that body dies with that money when that money clears.

No, nigga, what you understand and what I understand might be different.

What would you do if you inherited, like, let's say you're with somebody and you marry him and he leaves you the money, right?

Because you're his wife, you automatically get it.

There's no will.

And you see he has three kids there.

You would, I would assume you would.

But the kids, but you don't fuck with the kids.

You don't know the kids, or they don't fuck with you.

Let's say you haven't even met them, right?

You don't talk to them.

Would you feel morally compelled to?

Yes.

I would feel morally compelled, especially

to run off faster.

Wait, wait, are we talking about current Melissa Ford?

Are we

Savannah, go on.

Girl, you are out of here, girl.

You motherfucker did not help take care of your father.

This old motherfucking anna, wipe his ass, and you motherfuckers come out of me.

I've been wiping his ass for four years.

I ain't see you, Keisha.

I ain't see you, Tommy.

I think my big, my bigger, my first question, my first question would be,

why did everything get left to me and nothing to the kids?

And that's, that's a, because that's how Big Daddy wanted it.

So, so, so, if you,

and then you're gonna say what if

evidently he wants y'all motherfuckers to have but what if he just ain't have nothing raised?

So we gotta add more layers to that.

Here's the thing: if you don't if you don't leave anything to anybody, I know when I sold insurance, it was like because it was it's wife, children, parents.

You sold insurance?

Yeah, I was insurance.

I was a licensed insurance agent.

Yo, what didn't you do?

You know how to make them little denominations on top of the Starbucks journeyman.

I hate y'all.

What kind of insurance?

It'll be smelling like state farm.

Life, health, and annuity.

But like, so if, if, like, um, so if no one had anything, it automatically goes to the wife.

Wife, then children, then parents, then the state.

So what I'm saying is it might not be that he didn't want to leave anything to the children.

Let's say he didn't have a will and

it goes to you anyway.

There's so much wrong with this.

And that's the problem with the state-by-state thing, though.

Yeah, yeah.

It's a state-by-state thing because all the state laws is different.

But

because some states, it'll go 50% wife.

And then the other 50% get divided equally amongst the kids.

Most of the time,

most of the time I've heard that it's just that way.

That like wife is next to kin.

She makes all the decisions.

If he's on life support she's the one that can pull the plug like she makes all the decisions so if there's no power of attorney if there's no power of attorney everything every decision it goes to her yeah

in that situation because this is a that's a wild situation to me i would have been like you know telling him you got to make a will you got to make a will i would be encouraging him to do so um in that situation even if there was estrangement i would still feel morally compelled to give them something you know what but i don't want to do this what would y'all do because if this could happen to us, too, we can't do that.

We all would run for the motherfucking hills, take everything.

If a woman left us everything and didn't leave her kids anything just because she didn't have a will, would y'all?

Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, you know what I mean?

Play Monopoly?

Yeah.

You know that card that says bank error in your favor?

Collect $200?

Wow.

How are the kids?

I really believe him, too.

This is cool.

I did this.

Same situation.

We don't fuck with them, right?

I mean, they don't fuck with us.

We ain't really seen them.

But

she had three kids, and we got all the money.

Do we leave the kids the money?

Did she fuck with them?

I don't know.

They wasn't in the will.

She ain't told me anything.

He doesn't leave.

In this scenario, he doesn't leave a will.

Right.

The will.

Same exact situation.

Right.

Same exact situation.

That's what I'm saying.

Yo, what's one of your famous quotes?

Man, fuck.

Fuck the kids.

Have I been with Tina for 47 years and I ain't seen you niggas come around never?

In the last 15 years, y'all didn't help.

Y'all didn't.

But what if it's like the male situation?

It was four years and you ain't seen Keisha and Tommy and Rayquan or whoever.

I don't care.

Y'all niggas looking for reasons to keep that bread.

I'm going to keep the bread.

I ain't going to lie.

Ice ain't even looking for a reason.

I don't even know.

I don't got no reason.

The bread came to me.

Thank you.

Okay.

All right.

Yeah, we could.

Oh, my God.

Thank you,

Ice different.

This shit is passionate.

No, Ice honesty.

Y'all passionate.

I say what most of y'all gonna do anyway.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

I wouldn't even waste the time with the question because black people on podcasts, Mike's just gonna lie.

They're just gonna, oh, I would take girl.

I don't think it's a black specific thing.

I think the white slide podcast.

I've lived it and not done that.

I have two siblings who were not written into things.

Mr.

Morrell.

No,

it's hard to sit next.

Like, I campaigned again.

No,

I think most people, they're my siblings.

Like, I see them at events and birthday parties.

And just as my dad didn't write them in, I feel like an asshole being like.

So when they get out that Chevette and you get out that bench, you be like, girl, what up?

You got a sibling we've been telling you to love on since you got this job.

Fuck that guy.

That's different.

See?

That guy.

That guy.

That's my dude, man.

I love him.

No, but I'm saying, I got two, I have two half-I don't usually use half-I got a half-brother, half-sister.

The sister passed away, brother's still alive.

But, like, yeah, we have property that like was left to just the three of us, my mom's children.

I'm like, but we all know each other, we're all together.

I can't, like, not split that shit five ways or now, four ways.

Like, to me, that's crazy.

Like, I don't know, it's weird to me.

Who's leading the sale?

My oldest brother, my man, the lawyer, yeah.

Well, actually, he's not my oldest brother, but he's the one that would do it because he's the lawyer.

Yep.

Yeah, but I ain't doing that, man.

Yeah, that's fucked up.

Y'all are a terrible man.

They are.

Cold-blooded.

Sometimes I just feel like it's just me and you here, Mel.

Sometimes, yeah.

Mel,

not immoral.

I am not lying.

Yo, Mel.

What?

I love you, but enough.

What?

I know, I know what happened.

I know we're trying to get back in the races.

I'm not lying.

You won.

You got to change it.

That's how I feel.

I'm fucking Canadian, okay?

Nice is in my fucking DNA.

Girl, you call

socialism.

There we go.

Thank you.

You call Polisa girl.

Who?

Get out of here, hello.

Help me.

It's her house.

You was in her spot.

Two things have nothing to do with each other.

No, you was in her spot.

I was not in her spot.

Stop lying.

How did we get here?

Exactly.

How did we get here?

I think it's time for that.

You know what time it is?

That's not even the bad part.

She said.

and I told him to shoot.

Now that's funny.

She did.

I told him to what?

To shoot.

To shoot her.

She told her.

Mel said she.

I don't know if y'all remember, but on Patreon, Mel said, Yo, I wasn't satisfied with how you handled the situation.

I said, That is not what I said.

I have such a great ad for her.

Got you,

whatever Mel did is what Mel decided to do.

And we dabbed with her.

And thank God her plan didn't work.

Girl, what would we do without you?

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All right

My first question for you guys while we're near sports.

What team do you guys think LeBron James has his retirement tour on?

Cleveland.

I vote Cleveland too.

That he's going to go back and play for them?

Just for a year.

Just for a year.

LA.

I think he stays in L.A.

Yeah.

Especially.

Because now you have to move, bro.

It's either L.A.

or Miami for me.

Yeah.

Okay, definitely Miami.

Well, he hates Pat Riley right now from what I hear.

Well, let's get into his contract and his opting in because that plays into why I say Cleveland.

Yeah.

LeBron James just opted into

another year of his deal worth over $50 million.

I think it's $53 million.

$53 million, is that the number?

And I understand why LeBron did it

in the sense that, like...

It's $53 million.

It's $53 million.

I get it.

And I think players should get as much money as possible for as long as they can because the owners write much more.

Comma, but.

Yeah, there's a B-U-T coming.

But,

you know, so I never say, like,

I don't want to criticize the players and protect the owners because that's often what happens.

Whoever writes LeBron a $50 million check, that's the person I'm thinking about, not him.

But from a basketball perspective and from a legacy perspective, I hate that LeBron James took the max deal.

Why?

Because I think

by taking the max deal at this stage in his career, it ensures that the Lakers won't win a championship.

I think if he takes a minimum deal and that money could be used to sign another max player,

now they have a chance to win a championship.

And personally, I think LeBron with another championship for his legacy, that could be worth a lot more money than the money he's getting right now.

LeBron's a billionaire.

You know what I mean?

So this amount of money between write-offs and this and that.

I'm not saying it's not a big amount of money, but I'm saying I think he could, I think his legacy will be better.

I think the Lakers will be better.

And I think maybe even financially long-term, he'd be better with another ring.

And I think that

probably will be worth more to him than 53 million dollars

dog i i i had the same exact argument right with oson

i think that if lebron was assured that they could win a ring i think he would do that i think that the lakers as currently constructed it would still be a dogfight even if they went and got another max player to win coming out the way i don't it's a dogfight as the smaller dog too yes

as like the Yorkie, as the Yorkie in the dog fight.

Yeah, like the West is so stacked.

True.

That

and the West teams are still making moves.

So the West is so stacked that even if you go get a max player, contingent upon whatever players.

The Thunder, Denver, Houston, and Dallas,

you could lock them up.

But you think LeBron thinks like that?

You think LeBron thinks that he couldn't beat them with another max player?

I think LeBron is one of the brightest basketball minds that have ever existed.

I think he's looking at the landscape and assessing.

That's what I think.

I think there's nobody better at assessing it than he.

See, I think players are great at assessing everything but their own decline.

You know what I mean?

I think he's a brilliant basketball mind.

I think sometimes it's hard to know.

That's true.

Like,

could I, with this one more player, if you add Giannis to my team, and I know he's not a phrase, I'm using him as an example.

If you add Giannis to the Lakers, you got Giannis, LeBron, and Luca, do you win?

I think.

Still ain't a guarantee.

No, but I think they think it is.

And I think they think they'd be competitive at least.

And I think they'd have a good shot at that.

What if, well, that's you saying that.

LeBron, I think it's been reported somewhere saying that the Lakers, oh, the Rich Paul statement.

The Lakers are clearly trying to stay competitive while building for the future.

Yes.

You got these new owners that came in here.

LeBron may know that the Lakers don't really give a fuck about trying to win a chip this year.

And that's fair.

If the Lakers are not trying to aggressively fight for a championship and win one, then I understand the idea of taking the max.

The thing is, I've been saying this about LeBron for the last four years.

Because certainly in the last three or four years, every time he's taken that max deal, it's made it harder to win a championship.

And again, get your money.

It's a job first.

So I'm not saying that he's wrong for doing it.

I'm just saying.

Well, he's never done it.

So that's the other problem I have with Holin.

He's never done what?

He's never opted in.

He's never taken the player option in the last year of a deal.

No, but I'm talking about he's never taken.

I've wanted for the last four years for him to take a small contract

to allow for another max player to come.

And again, I understand why he didn't.

It's a job.

This is his money.

I'm just saying as a fan, I would have loved to see what that would look like if somebody did like what Jalen Brunson did, who took a super team-friendly contract, a super team-friendly contract to get another guy in there.

And I hope it works out for y'all and whoever you decide to get as a coach.

He's probably the only player in the league that would have done it.

So, I mean, you're just asking a lot of players.

Not just that.

Yo, you can't tell me as a player because jalen brunson is the best contract in the nba currently yeah yes and i think i feel like lebron is the best position to do that because he's a billionaire true i'm 40 i'm a billionaire my son is here they're giving me my own team in vegas I'm branching out.

Why do I, I think the last thing on his mind is helping the Lakers stay competitive.

No, my thing is.

I said for him, for his legacy, to win another championship.

Yeah, but I might not be vibing with this Yugoslavian white boy y'all got over here, too, that y'all think is the fucking future.

That's interesting.

They said he seemed excited about it.

He's the future, man.

What was he gonna say?

What was he gonna say?

You think you think he wanted to keep A.D.?

I mean, I think there's uh credence to the report that he wants to go to Dallas.

Oh, that'd be crazy.

There's a rumor that says he wants to go to Dallas.

Yeah, it's a rumor.

Um, that my two homeboys is over there, Kyrie and A.D.

And y'all put me over here with this Russian dude.

Yeah, man.

Get me out of here.

Check this out.

Again, I was aside with Mark until I started to really think about it.

I'm saying, yo, dog, I'm going to take a pay cut,

right, to bring in more talent.

Or are the motherfuckers that just had $10 billion

going to pay a hit to bring in more talent?

Before I short myself, they'll short themselves.

You get what I'm saying?

Like, yo, dog, y'all got more money than me.

Yeah, I'm a billionaire, but y'all are multi-billion for for sure.

For sure.

So y'all gonna pay this little, what is it?

Luxury tax.

Luxury tax bump that they're gonna give you before I short myself.

But the problem with if it were baseball, I would be with you.

But in basketball, where there's an actual cap, a hard cap, where like at some point, like you, you can't get another max player if LeBron makes this much.

You have to make some decisions.

Again, fuck the owners.

And I don't think LeBron should do it to make the Lakers better.

I'm saying I want LeBron's, I want it, I'm thinking about it from a perspective of LeBron's legacy.

I want LeBron to have number five.

I want him to have as many rings as possible.

I think,

I receive that.

I think LeBron's legacy will transcend basketball when it's all said and done.

And I think that LeBron James knows that.

So I think you have 40-year-old LeBron James brain looking at not just the landscape of the league, but looking at the sale that the owners just did.

If I'm Steph Curry, I'm looking at when the Golden State Warriors sell for the highest, for $4 billion, whatever the number was.

The Celtics, you're seeing numbers

are higher than they've ever been.

I think Portland is for sale now.

You seeing some things going on.

So if you're the Lakers and y'all just got 10, 11 billion, I don't know the number off head.

And I am the person that troubleshot you having to think about what happens when Kobe Bryant dies.

Like, there could have been a lot of years of y'all just being dormant, nothing, nobodies, and not getting none of that money.

And me me and you are having a contract conversation about me playing as like talent.

And I think that problem may have existed for the Lakers, i.e.

Magic Johnson's

abrupt outing, right?

Like it's some things going on with ownership is all I'm saying.

And LeBron ain't just in player mode.

I get it.

I get it too.

Let me ask you a question.

If you're LeBron, to Ish's point earlier, and you feel confident that taking the minimum

could lead you to another championship, you feel confident that it could.

Do you do it then or do you say, I've won enough championships, I'm taking the blood?

I'm over championships.

I was just going to raise it.

I don't need another championship.

I'm not going to keep saying that in interviews.

When I hang my sneakers up, I'm number one in every

single record.

I got this, I got that.

Like, I am number one.

So, like, fuck it.

I don't want to need another championship for y'all, for that ring argument that that small group over there keep having.

Because that's what it's for.

That's what it's for.

It's just for them.

It's not a small group.

And on his scale, it could be a small group.

It's a small group and he's in it.

There is no basketball table.

LeBron James has probably has his,

he could walk into Michael Jordan's suite at the Hall of Fame.

It's LeBron James.

We were saying it wasn't a small group of people who having the ring conversation.

It's a small group of people in the ring, in the ring conversation.

No,

it's a small group of people in the GOAT conversation.

Yeah.

But it's not a small people saying that the rings count toward solidifying your GOAT position.

But to your point,

I do the one to do it with three different teams.

If LeBron wins two more rings, I don't think anybody who thinks Jordan's above LeBron, I'm not sure two more rings does it.

Anyone who thinks Kobe's above LeBron, I don't know if winning one more ring does it.

And that's the tricky thing.

People are set up made up already.

Because every time LeBron rings come into it, there's the asterisks.

Oh, they say the bubble.

You had to do this, the bubble, or you had to go super team over here.

That's true.

Kobe did it with this one squad.

Mike did it with this one squad.

You went to multiple squads.

So you discount my rings anyway.

That's true.

And if I'm that ring talk, if I'm just throwing absolute shit at a wall,

then

maybe there's truth to Savannah saying, looking at her clock and saying, hey, bro, all of that two and three and four more years, the same Tom Brady thing.

LeBron's clock might have got sped up a bit, which makes them say, you know what?

In that case, then, you know, LeBron plan might have been to play until Bryce come.

Could be.

Could be.

Maybe.

I'm not sure.

I don't think that.

It don't look like that's happening anymore is all I'm saying.

I disagree.

I think.

No, he looked like he's setting up for next year to be the year.

And that's why I say Cleveland.

Because he opted in one year with the Lakers.

He ain't about to go sign a two and three year because he's going to want to bang them over there for as much money as he can.

And he's going to still be able to do it.

See, that was my thing.

Yo, I'm going to take this 53 right now.

What y'all going to say to me next year when I say, yo, I'm going to take a three-year deal for $100?

I think Tom Brady could have got money when he decided to stop getting money.

Why would I extend it right now and take three years for $100 when I could get y'all for 50 this year and y'all still give me $300 for three years next year?

I mean, give me $100 for three years next year.

You ain't going to have no choice.

It's just me being in your building is going to give y'all y'all money back.

No matter where the fuck I go.

A LeBron farewell tour is worth the price itself.

That's a solid point.

Let me ask you a whole different tour.

Oh, the Lakers ain't getting that.

And that's what's really going to let me know that he's mad at them.

What?

Who gets the retirement tour?

Yeah, I don't think he does it.

Do you give it to Dan Gilbert?

We pieced it up already.

I know, but we squashed it already.

Piecing it up is different than going back there for a third time.

Yeah,

and it's Cleveland.

The conversation we had the second time don't mean that's the conversation we had the third time.

I said they pieced it up.

That means the door is open for different conversations.

LeBron is walking in there

saying, I need a piece of money.

I control the Cleveland money.

That's the Cavaliers' money.

15% of this.

Take a piece.

Or the stadium or something.

Somebody.

Somebody is giving LeBron a different.

they're doing different type of business

on his retirement, George, what I'm saying.

Okay.

They got different business.

Conversational.

And again, I don't know shit about none of this shit that I just said, but

I'm just throwing shit at the wall.

Joe, could I ask you one more basketball question for now?

As in

crazy.

Mark, I'm hip to your setups, bro.

It's not a setup.

You put on like a soft, sweet voice.

I heard it, too.

That's the dog.

That's the dog.

That's the dog shit.

That's the shit.

It's the trust in this relationship.

That's the dog shit.

Hey, Joe, big guy.

Hey, big guy.

You don't actually get Your thoughts on that.

That's one question.

I talked right the other day.

It really is just a Knicks question.

That's all.

Yeah, we know.

We know.

But me and you don't even have Knicks talks.

We have Knicks talks all the time.

Thank you, Mel.

We have Knicks talks all the time.

There's a Knicks.

There's a.

Thank you.

I'm cool with Mel.

Mel did a lot for the network.

There's a Knicks basketball.

She did.

Mel did a lot for the network.

She's the only one that could take it from sauna to shitballs in a matter of seconds.

This is my girl.

This is my girl, right?

Anyway.

The New York Knicks seem to be intensifying their coaching search.

They're having

some second-round conversations with people like Dawn Staley, right, for example, who I think is an interesting candidate to be the next New York Knicks head coach.

My question is, before we even talk about Dawn Staley, is what the fuck were y'all thinking?

When y'all fired a coach who took you further than any place you've been in years, I assume there was a game plan in place.

Like, we got the next coach.

We're going to wait a week, sign him.

I thought it was Mike Malone personally.

It looks like y'all had no plan other than the fire.

Some emotional shit.

Yeah,

that's exactly what it is.

It looks real emotional.

It looks real reactionary.

Like y'all don't have a fucking plan in place.

And I don't know who the hell y'all next coach is going to be.

And that's just crazy to me.

For a team that's supposed to be this good.

And with the East wide open next year, because all the injuries, Indiana,

Boston, y'all could be in the finals next year, but y'all don't even have a coach.

I'm just curious to know what you think, how you make a sense of that as a New York Knick fan.

Well, I think I've had that talk up here before, I think, when they fired, Thibodeau.

One.

Two,

thank God I don't have Nick conversations with sixer people.

So

I'll have this talk with Lloyd Banks and the niggas that, you know, Nick fans for years.

And three, you went somewhere interesting.

I didn't think you were going to go.

Off camera, you were talking about how Dawn Staley is not capable of coaching in the NBA because she has a virgin.

It's a hard job.

Because she has a vagina.

And now, and now.

I didn't know that.

No, I didn't say it.

Not you.

I didn't know.

No, you'll be not you.

Now it's

a conversation.

You said something like that.

Yeah, you said something like that.

It's a hard job with Java Boys.

So, I mean, do you want to talk about the Knicks coaching search or do you want to talk about whether Dawn Staley is equipped to coach the NBA team?

So, let's adjust the slander first.

Some of these people don't get sarcasm.

Not you, big dog.

Right.

No, I do think that this is not the right job for her, but it's not because I don't think she's capable.

I don't want any college coach, because Jay Wright was another name they threw out.

He's the name they threw out for every big name team that they want to bring a big name coach on.

I don't think a college coach should step into the New York Knicks.

I didn't like when Rick Petino went to Boston.

Like, we've seen too many examples where college coaches on this huge stage don't do well.

New York is a hell of a place to play.

They don't have any patience.

I don't trust the management.

And this is also like the biggest social experiment in sports history.

Lip-flip, I never met a nigga that sold insurance before that wasn't fast.

Yeah.

I never met one person.

They ain't slow.

You want those toy to be a coach, and we ask you.

I agree with you.

She's a good coach.

She's a great coach.

She's a great coach.

Maybe one of the best ever.

I wouldn't want her to be the coach because in New York, when things don't start going, when things aren't going the greatest, they start throwing car rims at you.

I saw a lot of commentary about that.

And it was surprising how nice the New York fans were about the fact that they didn't want her to be here because they knew how she would get treated if

that happened.

Because they know how they are.

Right.

And they were like, she doesn't deserve that.

We're going to treat her like shit when we lose our daughter.

She doesn't deserve that and she should stay where she is.

So, like, they weren't saying she's not capable.

They were like, New York don't deserve her.

Yeah, Nick.

I think word for word, literally, a lot of the time.

College coaches, bro, don't resonate well, even in small market teams.

You're sending her to the arguably the most brutal market to work in, right?

It's just a hard transition.

College kids,

you could yell at them, you could scream at them, you could do whatever you want because she's the big kahuna.

When you come up here and motherfuckers are making $40 million

outside of pop and maybe

two or three other coaches in the NBA,

the players are bigger than the coaches.

Smolstra.

Has she said anything in response to all this conversation swirling around her?

She hasn't said anything.

Not a word.

Okay.

Not a word.

And she has a great deal at South Carolina.

Again, I don't think she goes.

I didn't want Shyszewski to leave Duke for the same reason.

Again, for me, it's not because she's a woman.

It's because I just don't think a college coach would do well there.

But

I do think we have to, we can't ignore the gender piece of this too, right?

I don't know how NBA players respond to a woman head coach.

I'd be curious to see.

I don't want New York to be the place where we do that experiment, but it would be interesting to see.

And don't let something go wrong.

You know what I mean?

So yeah, I don't know.

But I hope y'all find somebody.

Speaking of the right way to treat women, the puff trial.

Specs of sarcasm point that Mark made earlier.

I thought I killed that one.

Terrible segue.

Oh,

here we are.

We're coming near an end.

And here we are.

Yeah.

Closing arguments.

The jury is deliberating.

Actually, while we're here in real time,

we are watching our phones to see if this verdict comes in.

Juror number 25, I don't know if everybody heard, there were some problems with him the other day, about an hour and a half, two hours into deliberating.

What did he say?

What happened?

Juror 25, we don't know his position.

We just know that the jury sent a note to the judge that says, one of these niggas is in here giving us a hard time.

Yeah, he's not following instructions right now.

yeah not following the the the rules of jurying so we don't know if that means uh the jury is pro-puff and this guy's against it or if they're against puff and this guy is pro-puff you know what nobody's considered mistrial

because because there won't be a mistrial it's gonna be tough now at this stage i mean the only way it will be now is if it's a hung jury on a fed on a fed case yeah no that's that's what i mean is a mistrial because of a hung jury that's what i meant they said on the news that they have the the judge has the power in the Fed case to excuse one juror if

they're not following the rules and the the rest of the 11 still continue to deliberate.

And there's also multiple charges, so a hung jury on one charge, I think, does not necessarily mean the whole shit is thrown out.

They would have to be unable to reach any deliberate any verdict on anything, which would be seems unlikely.

I suspect they agree on a few things.

How many charges is he still facing?

Because I know they supposedly dismissed a few.

You thought you're age.

I think I know the three big ones are still there.

Like the things they pull back like the arson, the things that the kick honey thing, stuff that really we weren't even talking about in the news that much.

But the fact that the jury asked about specific details and certain legal language sounds like they're really hung up over some hung up over some things.

So hey, can y'all just take a break for a second?

This nigga's stupid.

Something is wrong with you.

I hate them.

They should be separated.

They should be fucking separated.

You know what?

Next show.

Mark, please.

You said a single message.

That might be worse, though.

Oh, yeah.

Direct line of silence.

Oh, yeah.

Either way.

You know what we said?

Well, I'm on your side.

When you're hungry,

you know what?

No one said that.

Well,

this nigga's gonna whisper, you thought you ate.

I just ignored them.

I just ignored them.

I love them.

Anyway, I'm sorry.

Because they was being too mature.

Okay.

My bad.

Mark.

I'm sorry.

I apologize.

Yeah, we're looking.

Yeah, there's no update.

No, I see no update.

There's no update, but I expect within the next 48 hours, we'll see a verdict, if not sooner.

What position do y'all think Juror25 is taking in?

Pro-Puff.

Yeah.

I think it was ProPuff.

I think Juror25 had his mind made up.

I think he was pro-puff, and I think they went in.

And from what I heard, the judge gave them like real specific instructions as to what the charges meant and legally.

You know what I'm saying?

So I think he went in there on some, eh, I don't wanna fuck about that.

No.

Then he went up and said, eh.

They said, nah, it was defined as setting X.

Right.

No.

Yeah, that's my gut.

But they only would excuse him if he's doing what?

Being belligerent?

Yes.

No, if he's just.

Because he can say no.

I don't agree agree with this he can have a stance they shouldn't excuse him but you can't ignore the directions for example if they say

trafficking is X he can't say well I know he did X but I don't think that's trafficking and that's the problem and that's what it that's where it gets tricky if and it seems like the fellow jurors at the very least are concerned that he's not following the judge's instructions and the judge responded and said you are legally bound to follow the instructions there's a reason why it's called jury deliberation

got you ma'am and they said the judge took a long time to literally spell out all of the instructions right Right.

Wait, why is it called jury deliberation?

Stop it.

Stop fucking with me.

I'm not.

I don't know.

That goes too far.

I don't know this either.

It's called jury deliberation.

Like what the example that we're giving is not a deliberation where he's ignoring instructions that are given.

You have to deliberate by way of going over all of the facts, going over all of the jury.

See, maybe I don't know what deliberate means.

Why can't I go over the facts?

Come to my conclusion.

Yeah, I just say

I don't don't agree with y'all.

See, and that's where that's where this trial shit is.

Or the other way.

Or go over the facts.

Y'all all say no, and I'm saying, yeah, no, he's still guilty.

Well, there's a reason why 11 people in the room agree that this particular one is a problem challenge.

Again, that could be agree.

That could just be, we ready to go.

Fam, no, I disagree with that.

I think that, yo, y'all could come from a different place than I.

Y'all see X this way, and I don't see it that way.

If I say, yes, I agree that ICE planned and plotted this murder of Mark Ice I agree with all of that, but I'm not finding him guilty because you know I mean I don't think that should be what murder is right you have a right to disagree with my interpretation of facts, but you can't ignore what the law says because then there'd be no point even if the law says that and I just don't agree agree with what though that they proved the case

Yes, that's fine.

You can't say I agree with everything the prosecution said, but I'm still not finding him guilty because

if you say yo, that's not trafficking what he did exactly right i don't agree with that that's not trafficking but then the judge says yo by definition it is to to say that somebody trafficked somebody if you coerced them if you promised them some money some shoes a dinner whatever and you flued them beyond state lines to come over here to get those items for some sex

Technically you trafficking somebody, right?

By law.

So every nigga that flued them out, as the girls be saying, I'm getting flued out.

That's trafficking.

They say jury number number 25 is a 51-year-old veterinarian who lives in Manhattan with his domestic partner, a freelance graphic designer.

Oh, he's

a doctorate in molecular biology and neuroscience and enjoys nature documentaries, opera, and hiking.

That's a lot of information about that person that people might be able to say, figure out who they are.

When they are supposed to be anonymous, that is fucked up.

That's insane.

Because that's like three people.

Yeah,

like in America.

Yes, that's fucked up.

How did you find that information, Fox?

routers

right in the news I didn't even have to dig far

that's unfortunate that's fucked up

that is really fucked up all jokes aside we they oh boy that's and that's the new juror that came in right when they removed the black man that I'm not sure of that we don't know but that's where my conspiracy theory brain turns on you said he was 51 he is 51

other juror was 51 the 40 the juror that they replaced was 41 I thought no I thought he was older.

Maybe.

I thought he was a 41-year-old.

According to Complex, he's a 50-year-old.

It was kind of implied in the last statement, but a 51-year-old gay white man.

Yeah, it was implied in the last statement.

Domestic partner.

That nigga in there holding puff down.

I ain't gonna hold you.

Hey, shut the fuck up, Jackie.

Yo.

Because my thing is, the 11 of y'all done came to this conclusion too soon.

We've been in here 90 minutes.

And y'all sending notes to the judge.

Shut up, Rebecca.

You been at your money.

He is in there letting them have it.

Man, he can talk how he want.

Oh,

he's possibly.

Yeah, no, he's in there telling us.

Oh, please.

She was complicit.

He was complicit.

We all hand out pills.

Now, listen, the note that they sent to the judge.

Wow.

We all want some pills.

We all are handing out some pills.

You fucking can't say that.

Well, leaping there.

Oh, please.

It's fine.

Is it possible?

It's the opposite that everyone was about to find him not guilty and this is the one person.

I said that.

I'm just saying, or whatever the inverse is.

Maybe.

It could be.

Maybe.

And that's the least.

The note that they sent to the judge right after that was,

Your Honor.

Question, because we need help back here.

If someone asks for drugs and someone gives it to them, is that

distribution?

That question tells me

that

dude might be back there being pro-puff.

Because that sounds like somebody saying they asked for it.

He happened to have some on him.

That's like when I used to go out with the perk heads.

If they looked at me and said, hey, you got one.

You got a perk?

Well, what are you going to do?

You happen to have one.

I happen to have a perk, nigga.

That is a very funny thing.

Because even before marijuana was legal, like you would smoke with your homies.

You know what I mean?

Like, I'm not distributing.

Yeah, but no, no, but

what if I have a lot of Coke?

Not because I'm a drug dealer, but just because I'm rich and have a lot of Coke.

And you have a party and say, can you bring some Coke?

And I'm not bringing a little bit of Coke.

I think my employees still stay in.

No, no, no.

I'm saying for some people, that's when it becomes distribution.

Because if I order

a shitload of Coke, I bring a shitload of Coke.

You sound like a great guy to have at the party.

You sound like a rich cokeboy when you come here.

You always get over here.

The party favorite.

That's what I'm saying.

At some point, that feels a little bit more.

In the eye of the law, that number is low, right?

Like when I got arrested and I had seven pills on me, they said this was you intending to distribute.

Had you had three,

maybe that's for personal use.

Same with weed, I think it's like a gram, a couple of grams.

I forgot.

So you speak number.

I don't know what it was, but

your lifestyle and money should matter.

It also depends on how it's packaged.

I think if it's packaged, like if it's broken and jewelry wrapped, like if you got a big thing of weed, you can say that's for my personal use.

But if you got 77 die bags.

Right, yeah, that I get.

Because you got paraphernalia now.

You got bottles of wham.

You're not just out here.

You know what I'm saying?

It's different.

But if I'm a billionaire and I got a fucking

bowl of Coke.

A bowl of Coke.

I'm a billionaire.

I can afford a bowl of Coke.

I agree with you.

I ain't distributing shit except to get a bad thing.

No, but even in that, when you start talking about, I know from a

criminality standpoint, with regards to drug sales,

bro, just be careful.

With regards to drug sales,

distribution is selling of the product.

From what they are saying, I think about post-sales.

Distribution is literally handing it out.

That's charity.

Yeah.

It's giving it away.

From our standpoint.

Well, not our.

What you mean, we, white man?

Yo.

Distribution used to imply you were selling it with the intent to distribute.

You know what I'm saying?

You were trying to sell the drugs, not just give them away.

So I think all that shit comes down to verbiage and how it's now.

If I'm turning 25, I'm telling them niggas,

kick off your shoes and relax your feet.

Y'all can grab the Snickers, get you a sandwich.

I'm undecided.

Yep.

So

they're going to get that nigga out of it.

To distribution, it's not just sale.

It's sale, transportation, or transfer of controlled substances.

Well, how was I supposed to get it from my house to the club?

What are you talking to?

The judge, the lawyer just be making shit

to jam us up.

And can include selling, delivering, or sharing.

Right.

See, that's

what's going on.

Some of these drug laws need to change, too.

See, now if I'm, yeah, what if you're a juror and it feels like some of these laws need to change?

Anyway, if you guys were a member of the jury,

how would you be voting

why would you ask that question because I knew that we would try to hide behind some of the facts of the case and give none of our real actual

I think he would be guilty on from the evidence that I've seen it's been presented

the sex trafficking I think

for

trafficking for intent to prostitute or whatever that charge he would be guilty on the prostitution charge yeah I don't think sex trafficking charge I would find him guilty but I would find him guilty on the prostitution charge I think it was transporting with intent to press, whatever that charge was.

You pay for some, you know what I mean?

Yeah, but if I'm in the eyes of the law, that's against the law.

All right,

not sex.

See, I, and that charge, by the way, carries.

I was just listening to someone talk about it's uh, it could be as low as just um parole or probation or whatever.

That's what I'm finding.

Let me be clear here with my answer.

Oh boy,

I'm only speaking.

You said, if I were the juror,

this is some get back.

Too many innocent brothers, not saying Puff is innocent,

but my mind would have been made up walking in there before we even had the trial started.

I'm going to send them home.

Like O.J.

Simpson.

Yep.

I'm going to tell the truth.

Oh.

Sorry.

Some get back.

Get back.

Yeah, some get back.

If I did 30 years in prison for some shit I ain't do watching Puffy Harlem shaking this number.

I ain't had nothing to do with it.

I didn't feel better about it.

I didn't have nothing to do with your 30 years.

It would make me feel better to see Puff get free, though, is all I'm saying.

You know what I mean?

I mean,

based on the law, I would find him guilty.

I'm not looking at the law.

All of them, huh?

All the ones that remain.

I'm not looking at the law.

Just racketeering transportation with intent to prostitute and sex trafficking.

Now, like, cut his shit, I can't, you can't.

Hold on, by your.

I'm just talking about the

sentencing is different.

You know what I mean?

But I would get the lowest sentence possible for all those things.

What's the lowest sentence for the recall?

10 years?

I think it was 10 years.

I don't remember.

I don't have it in front of me.

I don't remember.

But whatever the range is, I would give the lowest end of it.

If I had to give a sentence,

obviously, I don't fuck with the whole sentence.

Did the judge give a sentence?

Would you say?

Don't the judge issue the sentence?

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

That's what I'm saying.

I'm just saying what I would do as far as the verdict.

But he asked you what you would do if

you were the juror.

Right, I'm saying the juror doesn't give the sentence.

Yeah, but what was the fucking sentence?

I said guilty on all the charges.

Oh, you'd be guilty on the church.

Yeah, I'm saying he said guilty on all the charges.

I ain't running from it.

I do think he's guilty on all the charges, but I'm just saying, if I'm the juror, I'm

up.

Sorry.

Anyone else?

Anyone else want to answer?

No, everybody needs to answer.

Joe said this up.

Mel?

Because I'm telling the child.

What'd you say?

I said I would find him guilty on the prostitution show.

I agree with him.

Flip.

Same thing.

They just giving the niggas on the wrist.

I'd find him guilty on all three.

Good heart to the people.

Joe.

I'm letting him out.

What are y'all talking about?

You said you letting him out.

I'm sorry, bro.

I'm letting him out.

What the g.

Yeah, Edinburgh

has been up here.

He's fucking stressed out.

Let your feet breathe, my nigga.

You be mad as hell when a nigga that came and got you from jail ain't bringing a snack, sandwich,

real regular pants, shoelaces.

I didn't know that was the thing.

Yo, what?

Bringing an outfit?

Until I picked a couple niggas up from jail.

Yeah,

nigga, outfit.

My brother was mad as shit the last time I picked him up from jail.

Nigga, I drove over to Pittsburgh.

Did he stop on the way, my son?

Get some stealers of pirates gear on your way, nigga.

Oh, man.

He was mad as shit.

Yeah.

Get nigga Rothsburg first.

Oh, man, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, no, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

But again,

I would be in there, assuming that's what juror number 25 is doing, I would be in there doing that.

I feel like a lot of people are complicit.

I feel like my understanding of the law is a little different from what y'all telling me it is.

You got to be a 12-hangry men shit.

Or not just that, yo, my understanding of culture is different.

That is huge.

Like my understanding of what entertainers are doing, athletes are doing.

Like if a rapper or a ball player says, yo, I got a three-day layover and blah, blah, blah.

Fly out here.

Yo, what you doing?

We're going to go eat, go shopping, whatever the case may be.

That's trafficking.

That's not trafficking, though.

We've read it.

Look, that's not trafficking.

I promise you it's not.

It's a line on

one of the songs on Eclipse album, and he says,

tell me, are we trafficking or tricking?

Because somebody got to show me the difference.

Here's the difference.

Just from,

if I fly somebody out for sex, if I fly somebody out and we have sex, that's not trafficking.

No.

If I fly somebody out and say, hey, we're going to spend the weekend, you know, da-da-da-da, hey,

we should fuck.

No, what's the da-da-da-da-da in the middle?

I'm going to take you shopping.

None of that is trafficking.

It becomes trafficking by force, fraud, or coercion.

Also, let me just hit me up.

And also for the purpose of forcing someone into sexual labor.

I mean, y'all are shaking your head, but.

No, no, no.

Forcing somebody into labor or sex work.

It's not saying that

I can't move you from one place to another or facilitate you to go from one place to another.

for sex.

With all I've heard, I can't convict him of that.

No.

And when we've read it up here before, they said coercion violence.

Coercion is the one.

Gifts, etc.

We've read it on this stage a few times.

I mean, that's not coercion, though.

If I say, hey,

by definition, it was.

I understand what coercion is.

I'm saying, me saying to you, hey, I want you to come out here.

I'm going to give you some money, come out here, that's not the coercion part.

Coercion is if I withhold money, force money, take away your green card, or use money to force you into sex work or into sex trafficking.

A person having sex with me who consistently wants to have sex with me isn't sex work.

You know what else is coercion?

When she decides to turn around and say,

I had to, when I went out there, I had to have sex with them.

It turns into, like, that's what they're talking about.

We read on this show.

We've read on the show where it says, yo, you can coerce somebody by giving gifts.

It's giving cash.

Right, to force them into, we're going to

sex work, not into having sex is what I'm saying.

Saying to somebody, hey, come have sex with with me hey i'm gonna buy you something do this and do this that doesn't constitute sex work because i mean it doesn't constitute sex work and doesn't constitute coercion but it does become gray

when you start to say hey i'll fly you out i want you to have sex with me and others and now you're at a party people you don't know because then the person might say to your point like well yeah

i came out to have sex with mark i didn't come out here to have be at a party i didn't come out here to pay for these other things this isn't

and then maybe payment is withhold held until said acts are done or i was tricked to their point, I was tricked, right?

I came out here and have sex with you, and now I'm here at this house and 300 people.

That's where it can become coercion or fraud.

I don't believe that he sex trafficked.

Listening to what you're saying and what you guys are saying,

I don't believe that he did that.

The sex trafficking part.

And also what just don't sit right for me is that

Well, a lot don't sit right with me, but I'm not going to make this part the hey, let me tell tell you everything that

I'm not that crazy.

But what I will say is

the way that the defense described Puff's contact with Cassie's mom,

that changed a lot.

That said to me that mom has been a phone call away this whole time and has been aware of our relationship.

Maybe not aware of all the details and the abuse, but he's not on trial for the abuse, so I'm not really talking about that aspect of it.

But a mom and a parent

being that

close,

that means something to me.

That means something to me.

It does.

He's not on trial for the abuse, Joe, but be clear,

they're going to get him for the abuse.

The abuse is what they're going to do.

They're going to get him to justify whatever.

That's like they got OJ for some of the murder shit and the memorabilia shit.

I understand.

Also, or when they sentenced him the second time after pushing up on the niggas, they gave him all them years.

The memorabilia, yeah,

yeah um and they gave them damn near they roofed them yeah they got them out of here

but you also got to know when the law wants you that's the thing i think in this case they want them they want them no they want them also though it don't sit right with me

that

somebody called on some yo i'm i'm about to put a book out if you don't outa out of

we settled i settled so that we didn't have to go through any of that i paid a hefty amount of money.

And the feds came and took that.

You settled after she sued, though.

You settled, but they called.

You said, fuck out of here.

I'm calling you bluff.

I think we enter a dangerous place where

the feds are going to start investigating all civil suits.

And then subpoena you.

And then start subpoenaing everybody involved.

I think we get to a dangerous place when that starts happening.

I do.

I do.

I think Puff was doing some foul shit for decades.

I don't think anybody up here will refute that.

I do think,

and

as maybe unpopular as it is to say,

that, and again, some of us, I think, are more privy to what goes on behind entertainment doors than the masses are.

It's a real gray game, fam.

It's not a black or white game.

It's a really great game.

And then when I heard some of the testimony, because I wasn't reading it every day like a lot of people, but there are specific things that were said that people just brushed over in that story and in the testimony.

Like we got what we got it because most times we already made our minds up pre-trial.

Like especially once the video I'm sure you stood up

fry that motherfucker.

You know what I'm saying?

Maybe.

Some of of us are like, eh, fam.

Cassie's best friend said, yo, I told her to leave him alone.

And she said, yo, where I'm going to go.

Jay-Z's already taken.

When you say stuff like that, fam, I got to interpret that a little bit differently.

I'm sorry, bro.

I have to interpret that differently.

Because

not knowing the context.

Yeah, obviously the context.

It could be jokey.

I don't know.

And even in the midst of trauma, as much trauma as we laugh through up here, and mock and joke.

Like, I want to give somebody the space to say, maybe, even in the midst of a fucked up situation, they made an off-color remark or a half-truth, you know, jokes be dipped in truth too.

She might have said, like, I don't want to leave this lifestyle, but it doesn't mean that she's not due protection and safety and all these.

And I know you're not saying she's not.

Yeah, but the two things have no.

That means that, in my opinion, and again, I don't want to,

fam, you are saying that I won't leave this horrible situation because I want to stay in the lifestyle.

And the only other dude that might can provide that lifestyle for me at this level is Jay-Z.

And I'm saying

if we knew that she was completely happy and complicit, never wanted to leave, never felt any coercion, and she was just selfish and using people and all this other shit, then I'd have a different position on it.

I just don't want to, I don't want to equate that statement to that.

To her whole experience.

To that mindset.

Right.

And I think it's sometimes we look for, not you, but I'm saying in general, we look for outs.

And I think that's an easy out to not have to hold the powerful accountable to look at sort of this one thing she said because for a lot of people and i think you've been fair-minded about this but for a lot of people even if we took that quote out they'd find another reason oh no and another reason you know what adds to that to me

even once she got out and got away you were still reaching back to try to get in touch with him saying i'm like that that like you made it away from your captor or whatever and again i'm not take this i'm not saying he yelled one last freak out for the role guilty i'm not saying that.

That's the biggest argument on the puff side.

It's like

you did hear every one of the ladies come up there and say I was jealous when I was removed from the situation.

I think that's the biggest thing that argues the other side of this.

I think maybe because I lived in such close proximity to a child molester, Nicole,

and I've watched people struggle with that.

Struggle with love.

Struggle with the ambivalence of having competing emotions that really are like unless you're not.

Yeah, they wanted to go back.

I've met people literally go back after they got molested.

But don't,

wasn't there enough time or a gap in time for you to get your thoughts together and feelings together to realize no

for me?

Yes, but he didn't molest me.

But for people, I know some of the people who are much younger or who had a different type of dependency on him, emotionally, financially, all those things.

Some were molested, some left, some came back, some changed their statement.

But while I was saying, hold up.

While I understand that,

I do think it's unfair to paint someone and their romantic relationships through the same lens as the relationship between a molester and the victim.

I agree.

My point is not that it's the same.

It's just that I don't assume that because someone does something that looks like X, that the only way we can read it is through that lens.

People do weird things for weird reasons.

That's what I'm talking about.

You're absolutely correct.

That's true.

That's true, correct.

That's just true.

Because even like

they they spoke to her jealousy of Kim.

People spoke to her jealousy even of Carisha.

You get what I'm saying?

But I'm not even just talking about her.

Repeatedly, the women that went up there said,

yes, I was jealous of this one.

I was jealous of this one.

It wasn't just one person, but Mark is still correcting what he's saying.

Yeah.

Like, yo, I'm in purgatory, but I'm jealous of y'all going through the same hell.

Right.

And I think being Melissa is so awful.

To me, it's even easier to understand how somebody who was getting diamonds and flown out in park could want that lifestyle, but also, I think she genuinely loved and probably still quite as kept, loves him deeply.

But it's the other thing.

But it's a warped form of love.

Like a super warped form of love.

And you're conflicted.

But do you understand

the other argument that people are making about this shit?

Where it's like, okay, you got away.

You were addicted to the lifestyle.

Now, how else can I get the lifestyle without, let me go file some paperwork against you?

Let me try to extort you via a book first.

Like, there are people making, I mean, the arguments make sense.

And

I don't know Cassie well enough to make the case that it's one or the other.

I'm just saying that I don't, sometimes people look at a single statement or a single thing as a smoking gun of proof of the other side.

And I'm just saying, there's no smoking guns here to me.

This is a very complicated, gray, messy thing.

Yes, very gray.

That's all I'm saying.

All different types of shit.

Both sides are doing it.

You're right.

Because people are looking at the video as a smoking gun.

That's what I'm saying.

And I'm saying none of there are no smoking guns here.

It's complicated.

The thing we know for sure is that Puff did fucked up shit.

Absolutely.

We know that.

There's no gray about whether what he did was wrong.

But from a legal standpoint

and an interpretation of each other's actions, it's messy.

You know what I mean?

It is messy.

Maybe I'm toxic again.

So

when Cassie says on the standpoint,

if there's a girl today that still loves him,

why is that a warped love?

Well, because I believe that Cassie still loves him.

I believe that she could be rooted in.

I believe it in fucking shit.

I I mean, like, because there is

rooted in function.

Yeah, there's dysfunctional love.

There's like agape love.

There's healthy forms of love that are built on very strong, healthy bonds.

This is not the case.

I think it's the attachment that's unhealthy, not necessarily the love per se.

Got it, got it.

I think it's the attachment.

And what does that attach from?

I don't know.

I mean, it's weird.

Everybody loves differently.

So for us to judge.

And again, I'm not saying that it's a right love and wrong love, but who the fuck are we to be the determiner of right and wrong love?

And that's why I'm saying I'm focusing less on the love, more on the attachment.

I think being attached to somebody who's bad for you is unhealthy.

I'm not telling people, like you said, I'm not telling people how to love or what.

There's a mass, there's a lot of motherfuckers out here in the world that are attached to people that may or may not be good for them.

And the problem is, so I was going to say, so in that example, she could be using the word love to describe attachment and not be able to articulate it in that, in a more complex manner.

Right.

Because we use love for everything.

We do.

We don't say attachment.

Or not.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

Go ahead, Flip.

I'm sorry.

When she said that, when they asked her on the stand if she loved Puffy, and she said,

I love the past and for what it was.

I love the past and for what it was.

What do you conclude that?

What do you think that she meant by that?

If the past was so bad and she, you know, because I was.

Yeah, I know she said more than that, but I want to.

I would need more context.

But I mean, I do think.

I love the past and for what it was.

I think she said I will always.

I think I'll always hate her.

I don't hate him.

Yeah.

I think there's a kind of maturity in that.

It is.

There's an emotional and spiritual maturity in that you know there's forgiveness embedded in that there's there's an honesty and there's also an idea of saying that who I am is partly shaped by everything that happened to me including the fucked up but that would contradict the statement of her being

her love for him is warped because she's already content she already forgave she already came to a conclusion I feel that and she had enough time to to me gain understanding Even after the case that she had the settlement, she has a husband.

So to say it's warped to me.

What I'm saying is a continued attachment would be warped.

And she's not acknowledging a continued attachment.

This is my hypothesis based on what I'm seeing and thinking about some of the statements that have been thrown out is that there's a way that all of us deep down sometimes are still tied to things and people, even when we're not honest about it ourselves.

Even if we don't know.

It's not even lying.

We just don't realize how connected we are.

I remember my last cult reference for the day, I promise.

But I remember even when he was going through his trial, I just felt like there was a small part of me that still wanted the leader to get free.

That felt sorry for him.

Yeah, that felt sorry for him and wanted him to be found not guilty.

And I can't explain it.

I just, it's just how I felt.

We can wrap it up.

What he's saying is important.

I think that we might look at something as warped, right?

But I think that

any relationship that any of us has been through, there have been immense good times.

And then

unfortunately, hopefully the bad times weren't as intense as the good times.

But there's people, and she was with Puff for 10 years, yo.

So she's seen him probably at his most highs and his lowest lows.

Right.

And so you got to encompass all of that.

You can't compartmentalize the good versus the bad.

I'm sure that there were great times with them and there were bad times with them.

That's some of the shit that creates the grave for me.

Like one of the things that they brought up was, fam, she brought up the lawsuit shit once they had to move in with Homeboy's family.

You know what I mean?

So some of those things,

it's open to interpretation, yo.

I just don't think it's a black or white.

I think Puff did a bunch of fucked up shit to this girl.

But if the judge is not letting it be open to interpretation, then I do think he's guilty.

Then you're a railroad.

Right.

Yeah.

And I do think he's right.

And I do think he's guilty.

And yeah, if it's against the law to have somebody fly over here for the purpose of sex work,

then

that's commercial sex work, right?

If I can't offer someone drugs, you got me.

And if you're looking at all of the people that took the stand as the victims that they say that they are, then you got them.

That's what I'm saying.

They got him dead to rights.

Random question.

If he gets off, is there a big party?

Who goes?

That was going to be my follow-up.

No, I don't think so.

Oh, y'all.

No, there's going to be some type of party.

Yeah.

If Puff gets off or off,

who goes?

So we all think he throws the party.

Yes.

I don't know if the public knows about it, but

there will be a party.

There will be a party, and there will be a lot of people who have been very quiet, waiting for this moment.

Who going to show up?

Who going to show up?

Hey, dog, I held.

I hugged the shit out of him, too.

I don't think there will be a public party because I think it'll be in bad taste.

And I think he's learned his lesson about how he conducted himself even pre-trial, right?

After the shit, like he was out here celebrating, playing around in the grass in New York and all that other shit.

I think you realize, my nigga, you're not as powerful as you once thought you were, that there are people that make you look like a peon out here in this world.

You understand what I'm saying?

So I don't think he would

have this big public New Year's Eve soiree like he's known to be having, but I think he would have a

nice little get-together.

Even if they book him, I do feel like there's a chance he gets pardoned anyway.

I do too.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't think that's 100% off the table like it is for Joe Exotic.

Joe Exotic.

Keep trying.

Ain't no way.

I'm talking about Joe Exotic.

Because every time he pardons somebody, Joe Exotic, right?

What the fuck is that?

What about me?

I think a pardon is likely, even, depending on what charge he gets convicted on.

Because Trump's argument is going to be this was an unfair application application of the law.

For example, your point about the sex trafficking, that could be one.

The prostitution could be one.

Trump, like, y'all flew him out before, my nigga.

Right.

Or this is an unfair attack on businesses by calling it the record.

I think there's a way that Trump is going to have to language it, depending on what the I don't think he's going to give any language for the free, free my guy.

That's it.

Yeah, my boy.

My boy, exactly.

The new Air Force won't be aware of it.

Has they proved that it was organized crime?

Again, by the definition of what I've seen, yes,

I think just by using like

company staff, company funds, all those things, it becomes an organizational thing, even with just him.

Again, I don't like that application of the law, but I think it's technically accurate.

And I think that's another place for a president to say, I'm going to pardon you or maybe even not pardon you, but what's the other thing?

Commute.

So if he like used the bad boy credit card or the Sean John credit card to order off Backpage and fly somebody from Idaho to come fucking I'm using that credit card for the air tickets.

That's sex trafficking and it's organized.

Which makes it organized.

Right.

So that's the argument that they're...

Again, it's not,

you know.

Yeah.

Anyway.

Yeah.

Well, they said that if he gets found guilty on all charges, his minimum is 15.

Minimum.

So minimum 15 in the Feds at 85%.

Yeah.

That's a lot of years.

It's like 13 years?

I'm not good with math.

It's like 13 years, something like that.

And he already did one of them.

27 months off.

He would be looking at.

Yeah, what's your criminal calculator?

12 and 10.

They've been locked up and do this shit.

They do this shit ain't quick.

12 months like this.

12, 5.

And he did it.

Okay, there you go.

That would be some absolute bullshit.

But it's the OJ thing.

Some people are going to look at that Cassie video and be like, just for that alone,

this is your chickens coming home to roost.

Like, we got you on.

Even just that video alone to some people, some people

on flip, they got convicted on.

They should have gave him.

I wouldn't lose a lot of sleep, but it wouldn't be.

I talked to my cousin the other day.

She said.

I didn't lose a lick of sleep, but goddamn.

Yeah, I talked to my cousin the other day.

She said he deserves life.

Like, a lot of people feel like...

Who's your cousin?

No, just say a random woman.

A lot of women feel like, yo, fry him.

Yeah.

And because a lot of people, and I did this,

when we used to do death row work, there are a lot of people in death row who are not guilty.

And we would look into their cases.

I could think of one person whose name I won't say who was absolutely not guilty of the thing.

Nobody, he's not famous or anything.

But when we did more investigations, he didn't kill that guy.

But he killed right.

But around the way, I knew three people who he absolutely murdered.

So you were wrongfully convicted, but in some ways you were just misconvicted.

And I think

and then you don't really want to fight that hard for a nigga to kill three people, even if he's wrongfully convicted of that one.

There's a legal principle that says I don't want the state railroading people, but I got a limited amount of time, right?

So I can either focus on the person who's totally innocent or this guy over here.

You are a minister of society and you just

got convicted on the wrong way.

And police often will entrap you.

The reason I'm saying that is because of puff for a lot of people.

It's like you had 30 years of fucked up things that if you got caught for all the things you actually did, it'd be far worse than what the feds are bringing to you.

That's a really good point.

And so, that's why I wouldn't lose no sleep over it.

That's a really good thing.

That's all.

That's

how niggas looking at it.

A lot of people looking at it all.

But I think the thing for me that's worse than all of this, honest to God, is I looked on Instagram this weekend

and Drake

posted a selfie.

That's worse.

That was worse than all this puff shit.

There was

alcohol.

You are a star.

Do you have a rap bar?

But

beyond the weird rap bar and all the alcohol, some of which was not good alcohol,

the fucking stomach.

Did you see these ads?

I did.

As a Bacardi and Sirock drinker, healthy, you can criticize alcohol.

I saw the picture.

Oh, well.

I literally

saw Bacardi.

I was like, Parks just clowned the shit out me for having Bacardi.

And I don't have nearly as much money as Drake.

There should not not be Bacardi in that thing, but I was fine with the Bacardi, right?

I'll drink Bacardi when I have to.

The JB Scottish.

JB is kind of gross, though.

JB Scotch.

That is like some 75-year-old shit.

That's bullshit.

Bounce shit.

That's how bullshit, though.

It's just like my dad drank.

But let's not lose sight of the plot here because those are petty points.

Oh, you want to do some body shaming?

Yes.

I'm here to body sham Drake.

That's why I came to work today.

That was the top of my list.

Those abs look ridiculous.

In a good way or a bad way?

Oh, yo.

Did you see the picture?

Just got them.

No, got them.

He's trying to.

That's a solid joke.

Girl.

Honey.

No.

It's like,

and sometimes I wonder about self-aware.

And we all have

things we don't see.

I hosted Pie Wives.

My soup button, they've been killing me about my soup button, right?

Which shit was hilarious.

Which is, oh, you saw that?

Oh, you did look at the internet this weekend.

I didn't say I didn't look at the internet this weekend.

I saw that.

I hate this nigga, man.

I absolutely hate it.

Her poor, forgot him.

And we got anybody that ever tells you that most times.

Most times.

But, so I get it, it happens, right?

Because on set, the suit looked fine.

You know what I mean?

It was actually, you know, I just, it was where I was sitting.

I was slouched, so it looked like it looked too big.

You don't got his chair.

It looked like it was too big.

It looked like it was.

He liked it.

You know what I'm saying?

Bahamas.

You like

it.

You know, back in the days, the kids.

When the little kids take the picture with their family, right?

Put your foot up, John.

Yo, oh, man.

Right, that's true, too.

But in person, it looked just fine.

I mean, it was there.

So yeah, it was actually very nice.

It just

explained to you.

The suit was great.

The suit looked great.

That's what I'm saying.

Compliment that nigga sue, nigga.

It's fucking suit.

But the management's talking.

Relax.

What management?

Which one?

I get that four-hole.

You know what you're doing?

I'm looking forward to that.

Let them pass me.

It don't matter.

I step in the building.

You know what?

I learned too.

I learned a little trick.

I had to check my system.

A lot of people.

Yeah, a lot of people that's

a lot of people that's participating

in voting

for Lamont Hill are from a different community, and some of them are not even a part of

that community.

Some of them are not a part of it.

It's just Lamont Hill fans.

You can't vote unless you're part of JBTV Company.

No, not necessarily.

No, that's a fact.

Not necessarily.

I'm not a part of it.

And I pressed the vote.

That's how I had to test it.

I had to see if my machine was.

Who'd you vote for?

You.

I had to see if it worked.

And that's what.

So it's kind of tricky.

I'm going to get down to the bottom of your little trick.

If you're going to vote for him, then don't check to see if it works.

No, I have to.

Let me check with the guy that's

70%.

I didn't know who was in the lead at first.

Yes, you did.

No, I didn't.

Nigga, you believe crazy.

My man bodied it.

I've been bodying it.

I'm listening.

I'm reading it.

I'm like, ah, you go up there, you know, you do the Gregory Hans with your man.

You and Gregory Hines Jr.

Fan engagement.

Yeah, that is.

Yeah, I do all that.

Then I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He can hear you, but I can't really hear you.

Repeat it.

You know, when he laughs, I'm getting it.

I already got problems with him, huh?

He said fan engagement.

Cool.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right.

So then I realized that.

Right, fuck that, right?

Yeah.

I realized that there is some trickery going on with you, brother Mark.

None.

And And I'm gonna get down to the bottom.

You can't use night school.

You can't keep bigger shit up so then the Mark Lamont Hill lovers that's not a part of the group can just go and vote.

I've never told them to do that.

Why though?

Huh?

And I, yeah, that's why.

I've never done that, but I've never needed to.

I mean, winning 60%, 70% of the vote, but

I never really needed to rig anything.

But it might be like when you say, like, you know, I don't give a fuck about the potter the mutt that make them less inclined to want to vote for you.

You want me to say it again?

I hate them niggas.

On top of that, nigga, they don't put a dick in nothing I do.

I want to go on there and disrespect each and every single one of them, but I do respect the movement that I have.

I'm going to get employee at the moment.

Yeah, engagement right there.

I don't give a fuck about that.

I don't care about that.

You know what I'm saying?

You know, I don't care about that.

And please, me and you are good.

Me and you are good.

I'm just trying to remember the topic, the chart.

I was talking about Drake, too.

I was going to ask him.

I was here to body shame Drake.

I don't know how somehow we left body shame.

I get it.

So, body shame.

I'll change it too.

Body shame, yeah, yeah.

We could body shame you.

Body shame who?

We can switch it.

You could be Drake.

I am Drake.

My body's listening.

We all go shake.

You said Drake's what?

Cakes.

That's fucked up.

Drake's Drake.

That's why you get that bread, boy.

Daddy, this nigga be trying to extort me.

Yo, man.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, boy.

Yeah, I think that's.

Mel, what did you think?

We don't care what you think.

Oh, you're right.

Mel, what did you think?

Oh, that picture was.

Did you notice it on your own?

Like without the comments?

I didn't even look at the comments.

The first thing that I thought was ab etching.

That's the first thing that I thought.

What gave it away?

My eyesight.

I had my readers on, so it was clear.

I could clear it.

It's like you missing shit.

I was able to look at the shit you couldn't fucking spell and pronounce.

But anyways, yeah.

Yeah, that was the first thing that I thought was absolutely.

You couldn't see that neither, though, really.

So I just do a little bit more.

Because I don't have my fucking readers on, okay?

But anyways, and that font was very tiny.

Yeah, that's the first thing that I thought was ab etch.

I mean, they might be, you know, just him actually working out in the gym.

Just abs, no arms, no shoulders, no back,

no pecs, just abs.

You know what's funny?

Every day is absurd.

Because I didn't notice anything else but the abs because that just kind of jumps out at you.

So I didn't see the picture.

I just saw the tweets about it, which and it was trending.

So then I went to the picture and looked and I was thinking, like, wow, like, is this like a I don't give a fuck thing?

Or is it I don't have the self-awareness of how this looks?

And I, because I wonder, like, when you get powerful and rich enough, are there people that will tell you, like, yo, bro, take that pic down?

It doesn't matter.

There's some times where it doesn't even matter.

I think they will not hear.

I think Drake plays that game where he knows this is going to get the people talking.

He does the duck lip pose in the pictures.

He knows y'all are going to talk about it.

Damn near every album cover that he's dropped has been like a memeable moment.

I see.

Like, I think this is just his thing.

Yeah, I know they know they're going to kill me, but so what?

This is the rollout.

Okay.

No, I don't think it's rollout.

Stay right there for you.

I don't think it's rollout.

Doing the abs for the rollouts.

If that is your thing,

what are you?

Because you could be right.

I don't know.

Like, if you're right, and that's just his thing,

then that makes a.

I never took SAT.

Clearly.

It ain't that many letters.

That's Tux.

It ain't that many letters.

What?

Yo, you stupid.

Clout Chaser.

Oh, that boy good.

Smooth.

That boy good.

Well played, sir.

That boy good.

Good clout back right on out of there.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I see what he tried to do.

That's way good.

Get your usher skates on.

That was good right there.

Had to think for a second.

But yeah, that's.

That's the move.

Again,

the poses he does in certain pictures.

Drake ain't stupid.

You know, he knows how this internet shit.

I respect that then.

And it's not like he has to do it, but

here's something else for y'all to talk about.

I don't have any music out right now.

Ice took me off of my point.

That was a good point.

And you got a better history of following Drake than me, but that's a good point because I thought it was

a level of arrogance that nobody around you is telling you, yo, my nigga, you look crazy.

Well, that's that's what I wondered.

Would y'all tell each other this stuff?

Especially like.

What?

I fire one of you niggas up.

I double down.

What?

With your ass laser?

He was tooting up on the gram.

You be on this little crying.

Get your ass lasered, brand new.

Now, imagine if he

fired his ass off.

new ass butt.

That's famous butt.

He got a new butt.

Aerodynamic ass.

A new butt.

Refurbished butt ass nigga.

Yo.

Yeah, you would be frying somebody up.

Bro, go ahead up there.

Get up there.

You would be the one to go up there from the people up here.

No, I'm not.

No, I wouldn't.

Not even.

You're most likely to put a shirtless picture up.

No, I was going to say, who's the most delusional up here?

Me.

Does everybody concur?

I'm not delusional enough enough to think that I should go get my abs done and then be shirtless and take the pick.

Like, nobody's going to notice.

If I did get my abs done, how does that work?

Hold up, hold up.

If you don't go get your abs done, you might as well show them off.

I'm not going to wear a shirt.

Yeah.

I mean, he was on,

didn't he do the cover of men's health?

Was that recent?

That's what everybody do after they go get a shirt.

I mean, how did they do that?

I didn't get my abs done to wear a shirt.

I don't know.

They do it in Columbia and all the places that everybody goes for the surgery and shit like that.

But like, it's like, I think it's called

360 Light Bow or something like that.

That's what it's called.

And then they, like, I don't.

They suck all the fat out of it.

Is that 360?

Is that what they're doing out there?

Listen, I'm a bird.

The whole audience knows I'm a bird.

So I already follow all of the surgery pages.

You know, tell us what they did.

I follow all of the surgery pages.

Every last one of them.

Who the best show?

Pause.

You did say that like

he tapped it.

I see how you get the bitches.

God damn, nigga.

He's about to answer.

You know, such and such over there.

You and his straight.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

His eyes hypnotized.

He's the last shit again.

It did look a little funny when he was on tour with the bulletproof vest.

Tied it on.

Nobody said.

It was hiding the faja.

Hey,

why are you doing that?

In hindsight,

it looks away.

It's a good one.

I think that people having this talk today

when he went and got his second round.

Like, this is an update.

Yeah.

With a new doctor.

Yo.

Let me just hit the surgery page and see what they had to say.

You know the doctor, yo.

Drake did it again.

He has decided to show show us all his surgeon-made abs on his last post.

And we all know he's no stranger to the surgery table.

Drake has become all too familiar with surgery and the process, and the tea has always been hot when it comes to him.

Allegedly, I believe that this last round was with Dr.

Jung.

Okay,

that looks like Dr.

Jung.

That looked like it wasn't.

No, that is Dr.

James.

That looked like Dr.

Jung.

That's the first thing I thought.

You know what?

Y'all are making that joke.

However,

bitches can identify the doctor.

Oh, no, but

let's see.

Dr.

Jung, although I've heard that he's dabbled a bit in Columbia in the past, one thing is for sure, Drake can't ever wait for recovery

to recover fully and post once he's completely healed.

This man be too hyped to show off his abs and body, gives it away every single time.

Yeah, he don't look healed.

Yeah.

He don't look

recovered.

He just looked like he was excited.

But why?

Kill him with this.

I just got these new abs.

I'm showing you shit.

I might throw all my shirts out.

You want to show it off to everybody?

You should have done that that anyway.

Oh, shit.

Yo.

Nah, I used to win a shopper recently.

He don't look healed.

He don't look healed.

I'm serious.

And I didn't pay this no more.

I let the internet have fun.

This was me.

Y'all ain't going to trick me again.

In 2015 and 2016, I thought I had a gotcha moment.

Nobody gave a f.

I said, wait a second.

The best rapper ever

got his ass done.

Oh, wait till I tell the people.

Hey, the same thing happened with game when I found out he did change art.

I said, wait till I tell the people.

Nobody cares.

Shut up, Joe Boyd.

When I come tell it, nobody gives a fuck.

I came out in 2016.

Hey, y'all.

Guess what?

Drake got stomach done.

Can y'all believe that?

Man, said Joe Buddy, man.

If you don't get the fuck out of here, we don't care.

So I ain't saying nothing.

God cause you.

I ain't saying a word.

It's a messenger, man.

Yes.

I suppose.

Drake, Sean, French, all these niggas, have a blast.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Ain't about to get me caught up.

You nucks, Sean.

Nigga, ain't even.

You nucks.

Nucks to what?

You wouldn't do nothing?

No lipo, no nose job, BBL.

Nothing.

No.

Stupid me still believe in this whole the way God intended thing.

I know, I know, I know.

I know, I I know.

God.

I mean, it starts with the teeth.

Exactly.

Oh, now that was in my 30s as a broadcaster.

Yes.

But at 44, 45.

This is it.

I am who I am.

This is the body.

This is the, this is how I talk.

This is the brain.

This is, I'm done.

I'm cool.

Got it.

Fair enough.

Would anybody else get it?

When they get it, I'm getting

totally do it.

When they get that Joe Budden Arsenio Hall show on late night,

come out there 40 pounds lighter.

Yep.

I'm just planning on doing the work to get lighter.

I plan on doing the work.

What you would get, Mark?

You said you would get it.

As soon as I get...

The height thing.

Oh, yeah.

You got to get the height.

The height thing.

You got to get the height.

He borderline,

he could get the little blue thing in the car.

He could get the little.

Oh, shit.

He'd be right there.

Ice actor, I'm not taller than him.

That's not.

Yeah, we did it.

I was taller.

No, he wasn't, man.

What else would you get go ahead i would do uh i would definitely do hairline stuff you look like you did

again

i'm bald

for a reason not my choice i think you i think you bald too if you take that off

all right you shooting today i'm not shooting bro i got six months of material i'm not shooting

you got the peace yo i will get no but i would do that totally i would do absolutely do that my wife won't let me do calf implants but i would totally do that

huh

Calf implants?

Yeah.

What you want to do?

What you want to jump calf phrases?

It doesn't work.

Been doing them for 30 years.

Why won't you let you get to that?

Still don't got no hops.

Because she thinks it's a weirdo.

That's weird, for sure.

Yeah, she's not wrong.

It's weird.

I absolutely would do that.

That's why I was weird.

She's right.

She's one of those things.

She's totally right.

That's why I don't wear shorts.

I haven't worn shorts in 30 years.

Yo, let me ask you,

what would the calves do for you?

That's what I'm saying.

You got the hair thing.

I understand that, right?

It's vanity.

What would the calves do for you?

I used to wear shorts, but it's 100 degrees outside.

What you got little calves or something?

And yo, that my nigga.

Yo, shout out to all y'all little calf niggas that y'all keep wearing shorts.

It's mad of y'all out there.

You know what it is?

No legs.

It's bad.

So, and y'all niggas be trying to get aggressive.

Relax.

That's the thing.

That's the thing.

You got the same problem.

Corey got the same.

You look like an action figure.

Yeah, but Corey's extra, extra, extra strong up top.

And that's the problem.

And when I start lifting weights and I get bigger up top, my legs don't grow, so then I look uneven.

So then I I either have to stop working out or look crazy.

And so I just.

A man is and Corey look good and seated.

Yo, niggas get the V shape.

You think the niggas in the jail be doing.

But Corey's more like a wild.

Like an eight.

Like

chat phrases.

Fuck niggas.

Nigga.

They be on a squat rack.

Why you ain't relay everything to jail?

Damn.

I think my point of red.

Niggas in jail don't do it.

Okay.

You out now, bro.

You out.

You free.

You doing good.

Give us us free.

Stop thinking about this shit, nigga.

Damn.

Yo, you're an idiot, man.

No, but yeah, no.

So, yeah,

I would do calves.

And then after my Achilles, it's definitely too small, man.

It won't grow at all.

So, yeah, no, calves, hairline.

And if this belly grow to a point where I couldn't get rid of it through diet and exercise, I would definitely, I would definitely get like a bad body.

You're a baddie on the low.

In my brain, I would definitely do some baddie shit.

Right now, I don't need it, but I would.

Yeah, if I look like y'all,

hilarious.

Oh, shit.

I'd be right on that tab.

I'd already be on the table.

Oh, shit.

I'm just.

No, I would do the hairline thing.

What you waiting for?

I don't know.

I just, I would do it, though.

But you don't miss.

You don't like miss having hair?

No, I do miss having hair.

I mean, I should say, not bad enough to wait.

No, not bad enough.

Not bad enough.

My boy fit.

Why the what you was killing it?

But why are you missing it so much?

You had waves and niggas?

Nah, nah, believe it or not.

I had braids and I had dreads.

You had dreads, freeze?

I did.

I did.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Did you know him when he had dreads?

No.

No, you're not going to see that.

So we have to see a picture.

Come on,

come on.

We got to see with the braids and dreads on.

Just show us, freeze.

I know he's charging the shit out you too.

You picked double.

You picked double.

14 hours.

Even the Africans was like, nah, nah.

Nah, we got to see this.

Holy shit.

Hey, what idiots?

He said, why?

We just

We do it.

It's going to be the bad dreads like that face dye you had.

It's going to be bad

black dress.

I'm going to show y'all some shit.

At least show me.

You're going to do the hair drawn too?

I'm just putting dreads on everybody now.

I don't think, bro.

You don't think?

What are you going to do with that?

What's the decision with the hair then?

I ain't make one.

Just leave it like that.

Yo, don't do that.

He got the super sunroof, nigga.

That's what I'm saying.

He got panoramic shit.

He talked to everybody under six foot two, though.

Until he been down.

That shit go on, boy.

That's that light shit that you try to do.

That shit is finished.

El Penito, let it go, nigga.

You be fireballed.

You be like, what's the nigga named Boris or one of them niggas?

You be fire.

Your eyes let you slide.

Yeah, I went to get my shit done.

My shit too thin to get done.

Yo, as a crew, we could all go get the hair dressed.

I'm good, nigga.

I'm fine bald now, nigga.

You see me having the baby hairs look like Georgia animals still.

Hey, yo, listen.

Term of lead-ass nigga.

I take my hat off.

Nigga, you don't, nigga.

As you do.

But you try to, I don't wear a hat.

You need to put a hat off.

I don't wear a hat.

And you, nigga, you take your hat right now.

Take your hat.

Take your shit.

I did already.

Take your hat around.

That black shit they put on your shit don't work.

Your shit looks all the way in, nigga.

You got the McDonald's sign.

Your shit don't look good like that, nigga.

I just want to say, look what Drake has y'all doing.

Look what Drake has y'all doing on the shit.

Take no house us doing it.

Arguing about each other.

It's talking to each other.

You got us body shaving each other.

Yeah.

I'm going to get that.

I'm going to get that.

I ain't letting Mark Mark can't body shave me.

I get the light bulb joint.

Fuck Mark.

I heard bitches think of 19 words synonymous with intelligent before they got the cute.

Well spoken.

Magnanimous.

Magnetic.

Polarizing.

Magnificent.

Intellectually

articulate.

Stimulating.

Demonstrative.

Oh, my God.

He's so pissed up.

Oh, man.

Fuck that shit to them niggas, man.

Do y'all think there's a world where niggas just have too much money, so you bored and just start doing shit to yourself?

You just sitting at home.

My nigga, you not want tour, you might not be doing the math studio shit.

You don't necessarily have the family from what I'm saying.

Yo, wipe your eyes.

You be laughing, crying, and you look like a whole different dude.

Yo, come on, man.

You look like a whole different dude.

That's how you get them.

That's how you get him.

You're a hater.

Anyway, yeah, I think that niggas just start experimenting and trying shit.

Just trying to keep perfecting themselves because they're just sitting at home looking in the mirror all fucking day.

Well, I looked in the mirror the other day.

I ain't look at myself in a while.

Man, I thought I'd get a good look at some of these tattoos I got.

I was like, man, what the fuck was I doing?

I just freestyled them.

You really think that?

Yeah.

Some of them.

Would you remove them?

No.

Were they too embedded in the...

No, no, I wouldn't remove them.

I'm not doing that.

And your shits tie-in, kind of.

Yeah.

That's what I'm saying.

And removing them, they said that shit is...

Super painful.

And you got to take a whole lot of sessions.

I'm going to watch it.

Have a whole conversation now with mom.

Talk over me.

Go ahead.

I don't care.

It's a woman's mom or some shit.

No, it's not.

I was just asking Mark.

She's still exed.

I love her.

She don't give a fuck.

She still exeded.

She's wise.

All right.

Okay.

But is that wise?

What?

You can't

do that.

Is that why?

Continue.

Do you think that was wise that you chose?

Go ahead.

Yeah, man.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, ma'am.

No, he said something about embedding.

I don't know.

I have no tattoos.

I didn't know if they could get that embedded in your skin where a tattoo removal was not.

Oh, yeah, no, I didn't mean like that.

I meant more like if you have like a sleeve and it's hard to remove one if it's like artistically connected to the other.

You a heartbreaker boy.

You ain't got one nigga name tatted on you.

Absolutely fucking not.

How many niggas have their names that your name tatted on them, man?

Who fucking knows?

Do you know of any?

Yeah.

Wow.

Fuck out fast for lodgers.

Yeah.

When it comes to us, y'all, Mark, when it comes to us, she's gonna just

ignore us.

What's the point of saying the name?

Blow it up.

Who?

What's the point of saying the name?

Where is it who they are?

Where is it?

Just where.

You ain't gotta say what they're saying.

Where is it?

They lower back?

It's on their lower back.

One's here.

Put the Ford over here.

You're staying red.

You would say Red.

You were staying red.

Dr.

Whiz!

Wait.

You were there red.

It's less than highly favored.

I know I'm toxic.

Certain Jay ain't supposed to be as funny as it is.

Why is that so funny?

It's really fucking funny.

How long was y'all together before they got the tattoo?

One was one year, another one was two years.

Oh.

And did they, did he?

Those are men that I dated.

I've seen fans with my face and name.

Talk to the man.

That was fun.

Talk to me, man.

God damn it.

Y'all better stop playing, too.

Damn.

Y'all better chill out.

Put some respect on who you're talking to.

Exactly.

Remember.

You better fucking remember who they told him to, nigga.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

My girl's still waiting for us to go to that damn tattoo.

You're not going to do it?

Sure.

Right after this.

Stop.

I'm going to get jealous.

Me and my wife just talked about doing that.

Matches hats?

Actually, I brought it up maybe like two weeks ago.

But, oh shit, he was done this year.

He's such a bitch.

Yeah, we gotta get it dropped.

He's such a bitch.

No, but were they gonna be like rings?

Ring tattoos, though.

Ring tattoos.

We already married.

What the fuck?

Like,

if we get divorced, I got worse to do things, worse things to worry about than a fucking ring tattoo.

They're gonna flip again.

That's why he flip the first time.

Too much in questions.

Too much in questions.

You better go check that shit, Mark.

Go too far.

Stop.

It's too much in inquiries.

Too many inquiries.

It's our shit.

You said that.

I gotta sit down.

Sit down.

Sit down.

I'm just gonna sit down.

Nigga, flip the switch.

So, y'all are gonna do it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just like ring tattoos.

Honestly, I like it.

Also, I probably won't wear rings off him.

It's just more manageable.

I'm gonna wear your ring anymore.

If I have a ring tattoo,

I'm definitely gonna do it.

With a ring tattoo?

Hell no.

And you dark skin?

this shit gonna show boy

then when the girls asked me oh what happened

you know the things at the top of the gate I was climbing the gate when I was little in my yeah you know bro

y'all wouldn't do that I knew you I ned you yeah what yeah what tattoos you and Chad was supposed to get why you pointing at me you don't even have a ring you don't even have a tan line I do have a ring

you know what's I just

you met my wife and and that's just true.

I love her.

Now, I hope she listens to this.

I didn't even notice that.

Oh, you're right.

I hope she listens to this.

Hold on.

I hope she listens to this.

Checks me on it so I can come and do what others did.

Listen,

what tattoo did you was supposed to get with Sade?

Faces, right?

I don't think we got to that part, like figuring out the tattoos.

It was just supposed to be matching.

Oh, she keeps saying initials.

Initials.

I'm supposed to put her initials and Jill put mine.

How big is the fuck?

She don't think her name looks right on my pinky toe, though.

Like, she, the bottom of the shit, she's saying.

She says it's not so manly to put it like right now.

So the only up under here, the only place you're going to see a girl for you up under here is yours.

Boy,

this thing is.

What the fuck, yo?

Hide the tattoo.

You don't get the joke?

You good, nigga.

What's going on with you, boy?

You mean your mother-in-law back in the house?

house?

Are you talking about it?

You getting meals again, nigga?

You're wilding today, bro.

Oh, my God, yo.

Yeah, this guy's an idiot, yo.

Oh, shout out to Dre.

Sean.

Congrats on the board.

Congrats, right.

We love that for you.

Nah, it's kind of great.

Are you happy?

Right.

You know how you got to be to say, I need this again

to get the second round.

Oh, my lord.

That was my man.

Yo, it's going to be, listen, as much as this nigga's talk, it's going to be a sad day when he decides to.

Stop posting dumb shit on the shit.

Yeah.

No, it's going to be sad.

It is.

All right, what else is there that needs our serious and mature attention?

Malik Beasley.

Yep.

Malik Beasley is a basketball player.

He came in.

He's on the Detroit Pistons.

He came in second last year, This year to just finished in

three-pointers.

Now they're pulling up.

Oh, so they got him.

He's arrested right as Terry Rojor is released

for

participating in rigging the games, you know, all that Porter family business.

Point shaving, lying.

Anyway,

they arrested him.

They got him out of here.

He was in the middle of talking contract renegotiation with Detroit, and those talks are on hold.

I don't think he was arrested, though.

He wasn't arrested.

I thought I saw a mug shot, but it could have been.

That was an old mug shot that they were Sintel was running around with.

He got arrested.

What I'll say is

the internet, since the news came out, has gone to look back at all the old Malik Beasley games.

Them shits is fun.

And me.

Single hold you.

They got it right.

Some of that defense was hilarious.

He was like.

No, I don't won, though.

He was at the free throw line with five seconds left on the game.

Yeah.

And the point spread, they needed one basket.

Caught the inbound hard ass down the other end and dunked it to make sure I scored this basket to cover the spread.

Yeah.

And it was his game with the overall goal, which is not funny.

And there's another one

where he was trying to take the

three-pointer with two seconds left, and Giannis blocked it.

And then they had that whole little argument.

Like, that was a big deal, but looking at it now, it just looks the argument was a little different, right?

Yeah, I needed that.

I could have split that with you.

No, I needed that, nigga.

It's somebody else.

I hope it's not true.

That's all I'll say.

No, it's a lot more people.

No, it's somebody else.

I know them right off the top of my head.

Them niggas cost me bad bread.

I was bad as hell.

That was a layout right there, my nigga.

You just lost.

All right.

I got zero tolerance for that.

Nigga was two for 11.

You need to be banned from the league.

I agree.

I think so.

It's bad for the game, it's bad for gambling, it's bad for everything.

It's not just a different type of greed, bro.

Especially in today's game, how much money they make.

Yeah.

It's different.

Yeah, and it screws everybody else over.

I remember an old Kevin Durant exchange with somebody where they were going off on him because you know how people do on social media when somebody fuck up their parlay, they start going crazy and they mentions whatever.

And he was like, I'm glad we got this power over y'all now.

It almost like he kind of made it seem like, yeah, we aware of the lines.

And

fuck y'all.

Are they alleging that he made like a certain, like, did they say like an amount that he allegedly made from

the from what I can see?

Some of the investigations report

unusual

activity based on some of some bets he was making and prop bets.

And it also seems to be that he's alleged to have bet on games that he played in, which is like the cardinal sins

of sports.

It's like what Pete Rose was banned for right so uh for example according to cbs sports uh on january 31st there was a game between the bucks who we played for and the portland trailblazers and the odds on beasley recording less than 2.5 rebounds moved significantly before the game going from plus 120 to negative 250 uh after the underexperience the high amount of action the idea is that he bet a ton of money the other way uh he got six rebounds that night but the i the idea is that he is that he's influencing that that he's influencing by by his bets, and then it changed the outcome of the game.

And I think the only thing worse than betting on a game you're in is betting on yourself to lose in a game.

I'm not saying he did that, but that's one of the.

It's like throwing a fight.

Right, right.

And one of the things Pete Rose always said in his defense was, yeah, I bet on the Reds, but I bet on myself to win.

Sound like some smart.

I mean, you bet on yourself to win, it's hard to be as mad.

Yeah, it is.

You're supposed to win.

I agree.

You went out here to try to win.

Yeah.

I ain't throw it.

Right.

Bet on yourself to lose or shaving points like the Black Sacks handle back in the day.

That's where it gets ugly and tricky.

I say, just don't bet on yourself at all.

Can they bet on like other teams?

You shouldn't bet on the sports you're in.

You're not supposed to bet on the sports.

You should bet on a whole different team.

And it gets tricky even with sports, period, because they think that they have a fluent.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Influence on somebody else.

Yeah.

Well, because I'm on the internet more than I'm supposed to be, I found a video and I'm catching somebody else.

Y'all want to hear it?

Even though it's ratten, I don't care All right, fuck it, I'm gonna play it this moves All right, I have proof of another NBA player betting on games this time Warriors Gary Payton

check this shit out So the Warriors are up by 12 right now the spread of this game you guessed it minus 11 and a half So they're going to the free throw line for two but check out Gary Payton on the bench sweating this one out you can tell this man has warriors minus 11 and a half so they have two free throws to move this game to 14 but if you slow it down you can literally see carry payton saying it they might have to shoot again oh my god why would that concern i'm gonna send you this video here of course they're gonna go down and shoot they're losing so here are the free throws they make the first one this moves to 13 but at this point any bucket the wizards still cover so we need one more free throw here you can see gary payton sweating it out on the bench he's sweating it out his team is up mad at points.

Makes a second free throw.

Warriors go up by 14.

As long as it's not a three, the Warriors cover.

No threes.

What do you know?

Wizards three-pointer.

The Wizards hit a three, and they cover the 11 and a half.

And guess who is visibly upset?

Gary Payton's reward with their team having won 11 and a half

move

money on this.

That's tough.

How is the NBA not looking into this man right now?

And that's where he's wrong.

The NBA will 100% look into every one of these matters.

Yeah.

Finding the time to go look at the benches of

because he's like this.

Yeah.

That's

dedication.

That is.

Let me send this to Erickson before I'm going to fucking forget real quick.

Gary Payton, they got you.

So let me.

Come on out.

Is that any different than Kobe betting on a free throw?

Yes.

Yeah.

Wow.

Kobe looked at a nigga and said, yo, I'm going to miss

what he said,

half a ticket.

Something like that.

500 grand, I think.

Right.

If I bet you that I'm going to make it, again, my goal is to make it anyway.

I still don't, I think we should just not do it just to give the appearance of impropriety.

But to me, that's different than betting on a specific score of a game because there's moments where you're going to be inclined to give up a basket.

That's what I'm saying.

But throughout the game, you don't want it to go over a certain thing.

So now you might give up a basket.

That's what I'm saying.

You might intentionally miss some free throws.

You might miss a layup to keep the score within range of whatever the line is.

That's what I know.

That's where it gets tricky.

Just asking because we talk about betting on the sport.

And you put your thumb on the scale for people like me or you or whoever who are betting honestly.

Like, I'm about to win this bet.

But because you are in on the other side, you can control.

You rush down there to shoot a three, and you be, you know, that.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Be mad as hell.

Lee Beasley, hold your head.

Glad they're cleaning up the sport I love.

You guys want to talk at all about these moves that have happened in the league?

Y'all have adders.

Y'all's teams.

Dame got released.

Well, no, you gotta get released.

You gotta clarks in the legendary.

Oh, I thought you meant the Dolphins and the Steelers.

Oh, no.

My bad.

No.

We can get to that later.

Although, I'll

want to.

Nah, I'm fine.

Exactly.

We'll get to it later.

Yeah, go ahead.

Dame got released.

Damian Lillard getting released is crazy right now.

I mean, it's surprising.

I know it's because of the injury and things like that.

They're probably worried that it's not worth the money.

I'm curious to know where he lands.

It wouldn't surprise me if he landed in L.A.

We were trying to get him before.

I don't know.

He'll be gone most of next season anyway, we assume.

The whole season.

Yeah, we say that, but people come back from those quicker than we used to know.

I can see him making a playoff run.

After All-Star, I could see Tatum coming back.

I could see Lillard coming back.

Yeah.

I think playoff time might be around the time.

So my surgeon.

Get us safe, April.

Yeah.

Yeah, my surgeon posted a dude yesterday.

He was 12 weeks out.

Switch surgeon.

Yeah, you're stupid.

That was a specific correctness.

No, she posted a dude 12 weeks out.

He was doing squats.

He was doing the chair on the wall.

He had mad weights, all that shit.

I'm like,

I'm slacking on my pimping, but he was probably 20-something years old.

But I don't know if you would be in

optimum basketball shape.

Like, these niggas are different athletes.

It's possible, but it still sways the season.

Your ego cuts off when the guy is 24, 25, right?

You fucking right.

Okay.

All right, we're not all the way stupid.

No, no, he was doing some shit.

What's the shit that you stand in and you lift it up?

Like you put your.

No, what's the weight and it's shaped like in an oval and you stand in the middle of it, Corey?

That's the

he was doing that shit like I know.

I thought deadlifts was when you just have the bar and you're different kinds of back side.

Gotcha, gotcha.

He was doing that shit,

killing it.

I was like, oh, okay.

Fuck you, man.

But nah, I just think that.

That nigga could do a backflip.

He can do a backflip.

Yeah, for sure.

Okay.

But.

He's saying, okay, but it's always a floor round.

Always.

He always saying I'm going to do it.

I can't want him to try it.

I don't want to try it.

And his girl would tell him, nah, chill, I love you.

Yeah.

Stop.

Nobody has seen that nigga do that.

Dog, you ain't going to do that.

I wouldn't like it as much, though, if he didn't have that little state of delusion that he has.

It's what drives us to be a son of a drink.

You said nobody's never seen me do a backfoot?

Yes.

Do you have a recording of you doing it in the past?

As an adult?

Legit question.

Did you do backflip kicks?

I mean, I would.

I'd be super proud of the fact that I could do that.

Especially if you do the karate kick when you ledge.

That's what I'm saying.

That is a karate move.

That's what I'm saying.

It could all be part of it.

I think

I just want to see it.

Would you guys bet five or ten grand?

Ten.

I would be shocked if he could cartwheel correctly.

He's coordinated.

I think you could do do a cartwheel can you do a cartwheel now

yo can you do this stuff or not i mean like it's not a backflip we could do some practice cartwheels outside the deck is big enough i just toured my achilles three months ago before but that's why i was asking i was like do you feel like you're in shape enough to do a cartwheel because that's a little easier i almost i almost want to cancel the bet myself i just don't want to hear yeah i don't want it's not worth it i love you it's not it's not worth it for real it's not yeah and let him just continue to believe he can do backflip yeah true right it don't hurt nothing he'll be better off thinking he can thank you.

Then go do it.

And now he laid up in the hospital.

Backflip in his dreams.

Just leave him alone.

He's off the verd.

Who the fuck do you think he is?

He said whatever the cut of his life.

He just gets on this chip and just

he was dead ass too.

I can do that.

The nigga got up and betted 10,000, nigga.

I know.

So the fans don't want to hear no more broke talk.

Yeah, true.

The $10,000 bet off the wind.

Backflips?

Are they broke?

Off the wind.

One backflip.

I said, I'm broke.

Oh, I said, I'm not rich.

People that are not rich don't make $10,000 bets off the cuff.

Unless they're 100% sure they can do that.

Or unless they're gambling addicts and need the 12 steps and traditions.

So, I mean,

either way you want to look at it.

It's a losing.

If you need GA,

we can get you there.

$10,000 off the cuff.

You got $10,000 off the cuff, and you got $2,500 for Wasn't there?

No, I don't.

Exactly.

Moving right along.

Moving right along.

It's not based on.

Shut up, nigga.

That ain't based on.

It's not based on that.

It's based on principle.

I'm with them.

I have the money for it.

I'm not doing that.

What's wrong with you?

Yeah, it's a lie.

It's a lie.

No, you saying that.

I didn't say I don't have

10 grand for the bet.

You got 10 grand to do this.

I mean, 25,000.

No, my point is this.

damn, we're talking in cold on the podcast.

I know who we are on the podcast.

I'm talking about a beautiful woman's vagina that Ish keeps saying he wouldn't buy if he was in the position to buy it.

He's saying it's not because of the money.

I'm saying that she's saying the $2,500, he wouldn't pay it not because of the money, but because of the principle.

I'm saying that the feeling you're going to get from her vagina is going to eclipse

whatever you feel from winning your backflip bet.

Whose cat is this?

This nigga talking about his fucking life.

If you have have that to back you up around with Mark, watch this.

Plus 10 grand, plus negative 2,500.

But that eight-minute nut.

Give me 10,000, Alex.

Listen, if you can't stay up to eight minutes, that's on you.

She was ready to stay longer than eight minutes.

But you want to do backflips with Mark.

I've met niggas like you before.

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry about it.

I understand.

I met niggas like you.

I know niggas, when niggas are trying to tell you something, they won't tell you, I got it.

I got it.

Let's just do backflips.

Where's Mark?

Let's just call him instead.

Turn down the box.

What a bitch.

Or just a thorough nigga that don't outfit for no box.

Oh,

hey, hey, bitch.

Tell it to them.

Hey, tell it to them.

I've seen you outside, nigga.

Tell it to them.

You seen me pay for somebody.

Listen,

listen.

Listen, listen.

I gotta get there.

No, but you go in the bathroom and pay.

Oh, shit.

He'll pay in public.

You take a walk.

Yo, come with me.

He'll marry.

Hey, Dad, talk to him 10 years after that.

Somebody pays in public?

I'm leaving it.

Exactly.

Listen, what else do we have that needs our attention or doesn't need our attention?

Are y'all jealous?

Do y'all think the

Drake's abs?

Oh.

The WNBA?

Do y'all think that the WNBA is jealous of Caitlin Clark?

Dick Vitale tweeted this today, which sort of surprised me because he don't usually get into the politics of sports.

Are you alive?

Yeah, it fucked me up.

He always fucked me up.

Oh, shit.

He was sick.

No, he was a ghost.

He's still watching the game.

Super.

Wait,

if he's watching the games, Shaq ain't got no excuse, nigga.

Why turn that TV off?

Anyway, what Dick Vitale said?

He's upset because, and a lot of people were as well.

I'm going to read his tweet, but I'll tell you the context first.

Caitlin Clark was named by the fans at the top of the list of the WNBA all-star voting.

The players had her listed as number nine.

Dick Vitale and many others said that this was not fair.

And Dick Vitale specifically tweeted, it is

caps, absurd, the way that a number of players in the WMVA have treated Caitlin Clark.

So sad, but I bet they love the charter flights, the increase in salaries, the crowds.

These are all caps.

The TV ratings since she arrived from Iowa.

No doubt she is the best thing to happen to the WMBA.

They're expanding, too, right?

Yeah, they're coming to Philly.

Wow.

Yeah, look at that.

Y'all gonna be in the middle of the day.

And Detroit and Cleveland.

Yeah, you know, we're doing all right.

2030, they'll be in Philly.

Hopefully, we, you know, because I need all the help y'all can get.

That's cool.

What do y'all have in Newark?

What team do y'all have in Newark?

Nothing.

We had the nuts.

The Devils.

Y'all got no teams in Philly neither, nigga.

Oh, no.

Wow.

The Eagles.

They won.

We're the reigning champs.

You got that.

No, you got that.

I stand corrected.

And the Philly's in first place.

But

it's interesting.

I think this is a little bit of a reach.

And I'm watching people, and I hate the Caitlin Clark debate because it always turns out to be against Angel Reese or somebody else.

It always ends up being a comparison thing.

Just like Angel Reese is killing it right now.

They just tagged you.

She found the rim.

They tagged us in that.

Yeah, and I'm like, I'm an Angel Reese fan.

She's a beast.

And I'm happy that she's WNBA Player of the Week.

She deserves it.

She's playing much better.

But she's always been good.

You know, I love Angel Reese.

But when it comes to Caitlin Clark,

I'm happy she's at the top of the all-star ballot because the fans get to vote.

But I don't think that the players who didn't pick her number one are hating on her.

And I think that's the narrative we got to let go of.

Like, there's legitimate reasons to not vote for Caitlin Clark, especially this year.

She's not shooting well.

She missed a bunch of games.

Didn't you say she was voted like ninth, though?

Ninth.

But I think that's nine.

Not one and nine.

It's some very big difference.

Did they get their paychecks?

How'd they get them?

Did they get sneaker deals?

Did they get paid this week?

They got paid.

They got paid.

So, Caitlin, where'd you belong?

Sneaker deals?

I agree with Dick Batel, but they're going to say I'm caping for a white woman.

Where would you put her on the list, Joe?

Not only would I make her number one, I'd strip those other chicks' ability to vote.

So you'll put her number one.

She won't be number one for me.

And to be clear, to your point, Parks, it's not that she was number nine among all players.

She was number nine guard.

Number nine player would actually wouldn't be unreasonable, but number nine guard is a bit tough.

I do think they're hating, but also

you think that's a good thing.

If there's nine guards in the WNBA, that's better than Caitlin Carter?

I think this year's also, because she missed games for injury, and because of how she's

actually

scored her APL.

I don't care if she lost her leg, and I don't want to put that out there.

Yeah, you bugger, Mark.

The All-Star game isn't about who she plays,

she missed too many games.

That's what I'm saying.

I think Caitlin Clark's a generational talent.

Where would you put him up?

Would you put her up?

All of the generational talent.

This year, I probably would have her four or five.

Okay.

But I still would have, because of the injury, I don't think it's crazy to have her low because of.

Are y'all not supposed to take into account the injury?

Like, by your standards?

Question.

Can she play in the all-star game?

I don't know.

You tell me.

If she was injured and went to Dave and Buster's on the

railroad.

I would still pick her number one.

What?

No, she wouldn't.

She wouldn't be number one for me.

She would balled up the trash in the kitchen.

Yellow Kobe.

Just yelled out Kobe.

I would still vote her number one.

I don't know if y'all watch WBA games.

I watch a lot.

I watch a lot of them.

I don't.

She wouldn't be number one for me.

She averages six turnovers a game.

She's shooting poorly, and she's missed a ton of games.

She shouldn't be at the top of the all-star list.

But the fans also do that all the time.

I mean, think of all the years y'all.

Mark does it all the time.

Mark, me?

Yeah.

What did I do?

Andrew Reese.

No, Andrew Reese deserves to be all-star.

You don't think so?

I didn't say she don't deserve to be an all-star.

Oh, you think I overrate her?

You just came in here to talk about Tobai.

No, just tell me.

I just don't know what you're talking about.

I'm not disagreeing with you.

I don't know what you're saying.

Tell me.

Just say it.

I don't want to say it.

I don't know what she said, though.

We hear the title.

behind the counter show.

She is Moses Malone, my nigga.

So here's, here's, I mean, Moses Malone is one of the greatest players of all time.

I know.

But I get your point about the Mebounds.

The Mebounds?

But

I'm stealing that shit.

I didn't make it out.

That nigga called the Me Bounds.

She copyrighted that.

Like a fan that came to see the show.

I know why.

He's like, he thinks we hysterical all that.

Sam, he calls them shits me bounds.

Which is funny.

You heard that before?

Yeah.

She never copyrighted that.

you don't do on the internet no more.

Me bounds?

Yeah, yeah, but but.

That's funny, son.

I never heard that before.

He said, I'm still in that.

No, nigga, it's out there already.

He be cutting the run.

And then move the mic closer.

At the end of the day, I think Caitlin Clark fans and Angel Reese fans are both extremists, and they act like you can't like one without liking the other.

And that's the shit that I do.

I like them most.

Angel Reese is a good young player.

Yes, she misses a lot of shots, and her percentage in the basket are not good.

They're actually, I think, terrible for her, for who she is.

But she's one of the best rebounders women's basketball has ever seen.

Even when you take away her misses and her rebounds from her own missus, she's still an elite offensive and defensive rebounder, and she's playing great right now.

Yeah, she's coming.

Caitlin Clark is some other shit, though.

Caitlin Clark is a generational talent.

Caitlin Clark is a generational talent, but she's not playing well this year.

We started out with Jason Tatum, his second year.

Kobe made the all-star team his second year and didn't deserve it.

The reasons that I argue so hard, and not even argue, because I will admit I am a casual W fan.

I'm not watching all these games, but I'm going to argue for Caitlin Clark because I feel like the rest of the league deserves to be paid way more than they're paid.

Like, so I'm going to always argue for her.

You're talking about generational talent on the court.

Court, yeah.

But off the court, what she's doing to networks and audiences and retention.

That was my whole point.

When she was injured, that the WNBA tickets was cheaper than the food trucks that were parked outside.

Like, so

I got to champion her.

I got to champion Caitlin.

But you know what people will say, right?

Watch me.

Watch the games.

Don't just watch Caitlin.

No.

No.

If you're really rooting.

What a woman's the.

That's a poor retort.

You need a reason.

That's a poor retort.

Because that's a testament to her.

I watch WNBA.

So a lot of them are tough.

Super duper tough.

Yeah.

Right.

And I mean, prize picks.

So it it behooves me to take an interest in the game and watch the game.

And when we start talking about generational talent, you want to account for the guy that don't watch none of this and is aware of who some of these players are

and is aware of what they're doing.

How they move the needle

with advertisements.

That's a great point.

That's what I'm saying.

You want to get more of me.

We talk about all-star game.

That's why I asked, is she eligible to play?

Yes.

Yeah.

What's the all-star game look like without her?

And that's a

really talented player.

No, no, no, no, no.

I don't mean

not talking about talent.

He's right.

He's right.

Imagine the all-star game this year with no Caitlin Clark.

He's right.

You losing viewership just on the strength of that.

I'm okay with her making a team because that's what the fans want.

And the all-star game is about the fans.

What she's deserving.

I'm just saying, I don't think the players are hating.

Again, nine is a little low.

There's some shit.

She'd be the ninth best guard.

But again, I don't think her performance is not worn an all-star performance.

If she weren't Caitlin Clark and you you looked at those numbers and you look, if I said, you missed nine games, you're shooting 36%

and

you're six turnovers a game, I don't think you'd say that's all-star numbers.

But that's my point.

And I see this is going to be bad because it's going to make it look like we arguing the one versus the two.

Yeah.

Shorty's field-goal percentage is horrible, and you advocating for her.

So to say that Shorty's turnovers are high, she damn near leads the league in assists.

So she takes a lot of risks with the ball.

You're going to have more turnovers.

Shorty misses mad shots under the basket.

We should get them all back.

Me bounds.

Gotcha.

Me bounds.

Self-alley.

Yo, Dave Chappelle.

I just want to get you out.

Can I ask about Dave Chappelle?

What's up?

Because you know I got to sneak a little Palestine.

You know,

look, got to sneak it in.

Dave Chappelle went off on Khaled.

I don't say go off.

I don't want to overstate it.

But in his comedy bit, he's done it a few times.

But recently it's come up again where he has said, I got an issue with DJ Khaled.

for being completely silent on Gaza, being completely silent on Palestine.

And he has been forever, even before October 7th.

I guess, and I've had that criticism of Khaled too.

I've been sort of quiet about it a little bit because I don't think it's my place to tell.

Would you say?

Yeah, sure, you do.

I think it's my place to say it at home.

Got it.

But, like, I wouldn't go to a woman and say, you need to speak up more about women's issues.

I wouldn't go to a Jewish person and say, you need to speak up more about Jewish issues.

That makes sense.

It's like, it's weird for me as a non-member of that group to tell somebody of that group how they need to handle their group.

So that's the only.

But when Palestinians say, I'd be retweeting the shit out of it, right?

I'd be

amplify like a motherfucker.

I'm not going to lead that charge because I don't think it's my place.

I guess my question is, though, should we be expecting, is it wrong to expect famous people who represent a particular group that's catching hell to say something about it?

Like,

is that a fair expectation?

I think in this particular circumstance, yeah, there is an expectation that you speak up for it.

Just because it's so, just because we're watching an act of genocide, it's not just some garden variety oppression.

We're watching an act of genocide happen.

And these are your people.

And you're silent.

Yes.

And maybe three of y'all.

There's an expectation.

The other thing for me is if there were like 100 famous Palestinians out there, it's Gigi Hadid, she's doing it.

You know what I mean?

There's so few that I feel like you have a greater

burden.

So to those that do it, what happens when they go out and speak out?

Is there any type of ramifications?

They make that list that markets on it.

So

I'm not.

I don't have a dog.

I'm going to get us on the list.

We want plus ones.

I don't have a dog in a fight, but

if I'm Khaled,

all right, I say something, and now all of this is at risk.

Some people, it's not worth it, yo.

I've had conversations.

Listen, I've had a conversation with some athletes during when Kaepernick first took the knee.

And my man, he was like, yo,

I want to take the knee to support.

He was like, but yo, I do that.

I risk losing this.

I got, and he ran down a list of people that depend on me to bring the check home.

I did it.

Some people put that shit on the scale and be like, Yo, I'm with you, but I can't be with you.

And that's all those people have a word for those people, though.

Y'all can have that word for Rich.

That's all.

And I think again.

I think it depends on whose people it again.

If somebody says to me, black people said to me all the time after I got fired from CNN, like, yo, like, it wasn't your fight.

Why'd you say anything?

Right.

And while I disagree, I understand that argument, right?

But I don't think anybody would have said if I got fired for speaking up for Black Lives Matter.

No, they wouldn't.

You get what I'm saying?

So with the NBA player, during the pandemic and during the George Floyd protests and all of that stuff, even during the bubble, I had a lot of off-the-record conversations with NBA players.

We actually held a couple of like private sessions, like teach-ins and things like that, with active NBA players, some of whom were all-stars.

And a lot of them said, I want to speak up, but I'm afraid to.

And it wasn't until Dwayne Wade and Chris Paul

are too big for the league to discipline came forward and said, Yo, we standing for this.

Now, Now everybody.

Then everybody did it.

So there is a, but that's why you need the big names to come forward.

So, you know what I mean?

And that's why, for me, it's important for the biggest star in the game to say something.

It's different.

Say more.

That's a different situation.

It's a different story.

Because if LeBron comes forth, let's just say, in your example.

Well, you got your Muffet shirt on again?

Yo, man.

Anyway,

it was LeBron.

Chris Paul.

Dwayne Wade.

Because Chris Paul was one of the head of the

Players Play Association at the time.

So just say four or five of the top dudes that come forth.

They're too big and too important for the NBA to dismiss them.

Yeah.

Khaled, on the other hand, and I'm not taking up for him.

I'm just pointing out the differences.

He could go without music.

If music don't stop.

You understand what I'm saying?

If LeBron James not playing, D.

Wade not playing, the NBA's bottom line gets affected.

If Khaled don't put out another album, music keeps going.

The world keeps going.

No, I agree.

You get what I'm saying?

So it's kind of apples and oranges in that respect.

I'm only saying that you need big people to lead the church.

But we don't know who he's in business with that it may affect.

That's my point.

I think some people pick their family and their business over the cause.

Over the cause.

I'm not saying it's right.

I do agree, and we do wonder why you didn't say, I mean, he's doing more or representing more for Jamaica, you know, by bringing and collaborating that looks away than speaking on Palestine.

But we do see the effects of people who speak on Palestine.

There's a word for that, too.

Yeah, for a lot of things we talk about up here, there's words.

We do see the effects of people that speak on Palestine.

You just mark, so you're able to move around.

But other people...

If I could be firing Tyler, look at the way too late.

Look at the words.

And let's keep it loaded, Ms.

is here.

I can't hear you say it again.

Let's keep it loaded, Ms.

Works here.

It's too late.

Let's not just alert everybody

that he's emblazoned here.

Didn't the lady Rachel, she said one thing.

Oh, Ms.

Rachel, yeah.

Ms.

Rachel that's what I'm saying so they're showing that when you stand up for Palestine and Gaza and speak against I guess the oppressors or whatever however you know it's looked at that there's some disciplinary actions that happen to your pockets to your brand and maybe Caller just chose like I don't want to say anything even though it looks the way he took a stance

and

one thing I'll say in Calais's defense not really his defense but it's not like he's loud on other things and quiet on this he he his whole brand is to be non-threatening his whole brand is to be apolitical to be about fun and good times and speaking these kinds of like, you know, God did, life is good.

We went, you know, it's all joy.

Like, he's not up controversial.

He doesn't want to be controversial.

So I understand that.

It's not like he's picking this one.

But to me, this is the issue where I would have liked to hear it.

We the best insane.

I would like to ask a lot of people who got a lot to say about Khaled

if

them speaking out on whatever issue mattered to them would mean they lose their job and would have a hard time getting another job, would they speak out?

And my

a lot of people, there's some that's just, yo, I'll find another way, I'm with it.

But the majority, I believe, are going to sit there and say, yo, no, I'm not, I can't risk that.

I agree.

And just to tie this up, for me, I understand that.

And I think we have to be strategic, too, right?

I don't think everything

we should be dying for, everything we shouldn't be losing our jobs for, I think we have to be tactical.

I agree with that.

I just feel like there's always a reason not to be courageous.

And the more influence and the more power you have, the more you can be courageous, but also the more you have to lose.

And so, for some people, they say, you know what?

I mean, at the height of his fame, at the height of his success, Muhammad Ali refused the draft.

He wasn't going to go to war.

He wasn't going to have a gun.

They wanted him to do boxing exhibitions.

They wanted him to just go around the world and travel and box in front of him.

There was no risk to him.

But he gave up his title in a sport that you don't get better as you get older.

You don't punch.

You know, I've seen this slap.

You don't get better at fighting as you get older.

So, like, he made a decision to risk it all

because a principle mattered.

You know what I mean?

And for me, that's the tradition we should be following a little bit of time.

And I think there's

more of the other ones than there are Muhammad.

There always was.

Even back then.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I think Khaled and those like Khaled fall in that other basket.

That's all.

What do y'all want to lose your careers over?

What would y'all be wanting to lose your careers over?

And I don't mean your family.

Like, if there are issues.

It's a great question.

My family.

That's literally the only thing.

No issues, no struggles, no?

No.

Not today.

There's a few things for me, if I think long enough.

There's a few things that I'd risk it all over.

And it's not just mistreatment of my family.

It's tough.

It is.

Like, if you lost everything, if you losing everything could make the collective

succeed further, would you do it?

And that's what people, and that's what people have a

people's objection will be: yo, if I did X, Y, and Z and I for certain knew that it would mean

change, then some people would be more willing to sacrifice it.

Other people are looking at it like, yo, dog, you can go do all of that, lose this, and it's not going to stop nothing over there.

So

that's an objection.

That's real, but the problem is what we know for sure is change won't happen unless we make sacrifices

that's the other side of that, you know.

And until everybody's willing to make that kind of sacrifice, we won't have any certainty, or we wouldn't know, yeah.

I agree.

So, shout out to everybody who's actually fighting for freedom and willing to take some risks.

Yeah, shout out to y'all for true.

That was a shout out to y'all,

you think?

I think that's what we were doing.

Yeah, that's what we were doing.

No, it wasn't, it honestly wasn't.

Like I said, we got to go.

No, I'm telling you, I I ain't got to create.

It's going to be shot to me.

I don't give a fuck.

I'm not.

I would tell you it was a shot.

Oh, he hit me.

And you're going to do your song everywhere with your song.

Hit him.

No, it wasn't a shot at none of y'all.

I'm flash killing them, motherfucking back of that.

You wouldn't listen to white.

So now look what you mean.

For me, it's a shot at the niggas that got a billion dollars and won't do nothing.

People got their own networks and won't do shit.

We all, again, I understand like we got to be tactical.

You know what I mean?

it's not a shot at.

I'm kidding.

Joe ain't got nowhere near a billion dollars.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

And if I did, I would block out the numbers.

It's just too many people out there that there are people who are too big to fail that still ain't saying shit.

And that's the people I'm actually frustrated with the most.

That's all.

Got it.

And

for the pocket watchers out there,

when I get a billion,

they'll be fine.

Just look out a window.

If you live near me, just look out a window.

I'm already walking down the street, naked, blood ass, just throwing fucking money to the side.

That's going to be, I'm going to reinvent what philanthropy looks like.

Is that Jones sleepwalking again?

No, he'll wake up.

He's throwing a fortune away.

Yo, with the starlet pictures like this.

Oh, shit.

Pack, pack, pack, pick on the ground.

Oh, man, that is hilarious.

Sounds like that dude that passed and had part of his will.

He wanted the helicopter.

Did the car wash dude?

Helicopter dropped the money out.

Yeah.

Where was this?

Yeah, you missed it.

Look at you.

You ready to go?

You ready to run off?

Absolutely.

Yeah, it was Detroit.

At this funeral, they had the helicopter just dropping money.

It's like finding a falling Brinks truck, and it just opens up on the highway.

Okay, so now a Brinks truck,

now you're driving down the road.

Brink's truck open.

Are you parking and getting out?

Remember, your citizenship is, if you get locked up, it's over.

It's a risk I'm willing to take.

A thousand percent, yes.

Hopefully, how much money do you think you're going to get?

Your bringing truck opens up?

Yeah.

There's a lot of money that comes out of this.

Yeah.

But how much you think?

You got to go run around and snatch it all over, but there's other people.

How much do you think you could put in your pockets?

That apart, yeah.

That's the question.

It would go everywhere.

You're going to get $600.

You're going to get about $69,000 and risk your whole career and citizenship on $70, $80,000.

I wouldn't be the only one doing that.

You're going to get $80,000, bro.

I don't know how big your pockets are.

If you just subtract

two morals potion,

we could get it done.

We'll talk about that a lot.

Like, if you're going to do all that for $69,000, see, work smarter now, audio.

All right,

forget that.

God damn it.

Wait till I come back in another life.

You see Barnier on trial.

When I come back in another life.

Exactly.

you see a man on trial you better stop playing yeah

oh man

puff never oh my

sorry sorry i knew you ain't gonna talk about a fucking joke

what we got what we got what we got that was everything hilarious we did it i think we did it nothing else need us i think we must have done it

i think we did no nothing else need us i feel irresponsible if i don't just say one tiny thing we're gonna talk about it but i just want to mention it

donald trump's big beautiful bill passed while we've been sitting here um that means lots of militarization at the border more ice agents more detentions cutting out a clean energy bill i mean every it's it's a multi-trillion dollar bill that's gonna make slash yeah medicaid got slash everything you didn't want to happen just happened and everything you did want to happen didn't happen and it passed through the senate and it's going to pass through the house very very soon like that's a foregone conclusion so world's about to be a little different for people who are struggling that's all

i just wanted to give you a little bit of bad news before we go.

That is an absolute mess.

Fucked up.

I heard it's fucking up snap benefits, right?

It's going to fuck up snap beneath.

Yeah, I suggest people go to the White House and look at the actual bill because it's so long and so deep.

It's a thousand pages.

Yeah, it's a thousand pages, and it's a lot in there.

I mean, he said building fences at the border, separating families.

I mean,

it's awful really across the board.

Oh, I mean, separating families like he was doing before.

Oh, okay.

Just now with a lot more power and a lot more money.

Multi-trillion dollars.

Damn, can't buy no family.

And America voted by it.

And they voted for it.

America voted.

Some of y'all up here.

I think it's a testament to how nobody up here voted for it.

At least one person did.

Speak for yourself, and that's fine.

We don't, that thing got nothing to do.

I think they look like a family.

I just said one person.

I know who you think they're going to.

I already know.

They told me.

Oh, you talked about it?

They told me on the low.

Somebody sitting right here on the street.

Someone came to you in confidence and said that I voted for Donald Trump.

Yep.

And I'm not saying who.

I think I wouldn't know who it is.

Wait, people would say that in confidence.

How does that

work?

Guess what?

I like what's going on.

I know you're green party, but

Big T was my man.

I don't think nobody in Peter did it for Trump.

No, I can see one person doing it.

I know one person that did, I think.

I think we had a conversation with said person about

that works here.

Yeah.

Really?

Oh, y'all gotta tell me afterwards.

Don't try to throw him off with your shock, nigga.

Don't try.

No way.

I would never.

Appear you make this council that me and I sit on.

Nigga, you know, if I voted for that nigga, I'd say it.

No, you would.

I know you would.

There's a lot of shit you don't say.

I don't want them to take you.

Mad shit you don't say.

You wouldn't say that.

Mad shit you feel you don't say.

You wouldn't say that.

You wouldn't even tell her what you told me.

Yeah, at the fridge.

What you told Ice at the fridge, Joe?

What you told Ice at the fridge.

If you won't say that, I didn't remotely vote for Donald Trump.

I don't

Donald Trump.

I don't.

And you know what's real?

Donald Trump stands for.

You're not supposed to say anything on the podcast threatening about the president because they said them boys up here.

They said in the middle of the day.

They started getting stores.

And it's going to start getting bad.

Like, niggas think that it all.

You can't say you wish.

Just hypothetically, somebody that we know, let's just say a person that we know.

And they just lock them up and leave them locked up for three months.

And then be like, all right, my bad.

We made a mistake and let you go.

And ain't nothing you can do about it.

It's nothing you could fucking do.

So you lost your job.

You might have got evicted.

You know what I'm saying?

All of those things could take family off.

Yeah, like dog.

And it's nothing.

Could have got poked up in jail.

Anything happens, like, and they just be like, oops, my bad.

That's where we are.

Yeah, that's scary.

That's scary, my nigga.

But

he said

that ICE, it's not funny.

ICE is taking niggas that was born over here.

Some niggas that was born on like a

naval base or or army base,

and they go get them talking about that's not technically American soil.

That's nasty bullshit.

Like, that's the bullshit that they American naval bases, yeah.

It's nasty shit going on.

Yeah, that is that true, yeah.

One guy said that he was the one guy said he was in Jamaica, and he was born on a naval base in

Jamaica, no, in Germany, or something like that, or Germany, or America, and they sent him back to Jamaica.

I love how hey, the fans, y'all be talking shit.

I love how we deliver the news.

You don't want me here to Jamaica.

I mean, or Germany.

You lying.

Nah, Germany, Jamaica.

Somewhere with a j sound.

Japan, nigga.

It's over there somewhere.

With the j sound.

Yeah, watch your fucking mouth, bitch.

Jamaica.

Or Germany.

One of the mouths, though.

Sioux Falls.

I love that.

That shit was funny.

No, that was funny.

Yo, listen, I would tell y'all because y'all my friend.

I've never seen that word in my entire life.

I've never seen that word in my entire life.

Jermaine Thomas.

I've heard it, yes.

Jermaine Thomas was born in a U.S.

military base in Germany, was recently deported from Texas to Jamaica.

Okay.

You're a born person.

Yeah, yeah, but nigga, I got my facts right.

I don't fucking know.

But that's still not going to kill the chicken nugget jokes.

None of the jokes.

Well, you got your facts right.

You read the joke, too.

And you read it good.

I'm going to get you a little bit.

That was a compliment.

That was a compliment.

I thought it was about growth, bro.

Yeah, I thought it was about growth.

You give that speech, and

we're trying to grow.

Like you said, you went from the best.

We tried to tend to speech.

Yeah, we tried to be better podcasters.

And all you do is stick to the same jokes and rhetoric.

I'm just trying to be a better podcaster.

I think you killed me.

I don't want to hear that part, nigga.

Acknowledge.

George,

what's his name?

Scott.

George Jermaine.

German Jamaican Thomas.

Yeah, what's the point?

That's the funny part.

Peace, Jermaine.

All right.

That's crazy.

I don't have anything else that we need.

I don't need to give my opinion on nothing else for sure.

If I talk any longer, there's going to be some shit getting laughed at again.

I'm already in trouble.

We don't need to do that.

Yeah, I try to.

I shut up during the calendar shit.

He knows how to hit.

My man.

My man Preservation, he preserves all his relationships.

Stupid.

no, he don't.

I don't give a fuck.

I'm sticking with him.

I'm sticking with that now.

I'll jump out the window and shit.

I don't care.

Putting everything on this nigga.

Yeah, look at me.

Hey, you may have a point.

You gonna say something mean to me next?

No, I just don't have it.

Ain't me preserving a college relationship.

I ain't trying to.

I just talked about it.

I just take it.

Even though the other day when I was out, wherever I was at, niggas started playing a couple of old college songs.

Some of the songs you forgot about?

He got slaps.

One of them has

slaps.

Yeah.

Like, he could put a best of together.

Yes.

Give mine.

Give mine.

Give mine.

He got some of them.

He got a couple.

You got more than a couple.

Yeah, yeah, no.

He got it.

Would you engineer a Khaled album while he's not standing up for Palestinian?

Of course.

Palestinian ranks?

Jackson Parks?

Has a white part to be in there and turn me up.

Turn her down.

We meet in Tel Aviv.

I'm standing off, man.

Get out of here.

Bitch, would you build a house for Khaled, even though he's not standing up for the price of his people right now?

Yes.

Mel, would you do a cameo for Khaled, even though he's not standing up?

She wouldn't.

Sure.

I'm just going to go with the going with the group.

That way different than I thought.

Oh.

You would have to do that.

Don't say go with the group there.

That question, Morgan.

Say,

what would y'all be willing to stand up for?

I'm changing my answer.

Proudly.

Right.

Proudly.

Nothing.

Nothing.

My mom's.

I'll change my answer.

I'm retired.

Yo, niggas ain't standing up for shit.

No, ma'am.

I said, I'll change my answer.

I'm retired.

Okay.

Yeah.

Flip?

Would I do what?

Do a skit with me.

No, I wouldn't do it.

I told you.

The gay parade the other day.

The pride parade.

Oh, yeah.

I was proud of you.

After.

No,

I went after.

Yeah.

It was back with you and somebody was like dancing and stuff.

I'm just saying, I didn't think you went to the content.

I was like, I went after, yeah, to meet them after.

I didn't know.

No, no, no, no.

When it was done, I went.

But you went to the water.

You went to the after party?

I don't know.

To clean clean up for the after party.

After pride party.

Well, let me explain.

I went to the party, dude.

I went to the after party.

Let me explain.

You went to the pride events.

No.

So,

you went when everything was shut down, and I went there to go meet it with JR and everybody.

That's what I did.

JR was out there.

He was there filming, putting the work what he gets paid to do.

I have to pay him.

I think paying people is good.

What did he get paid to do?

He was putting in work.

He was putting in work with Woody and Milphy and did a great job.

So you could have just.

Yeah, this sounds with these names.

bloody.

Young

teenage guy, you said whoa, too.

But you think J.R.

was at the Proparade Party?

I think he was filming content for me.

Thank you very much.

Very good.

But why just the same

shit?

You deliberately with Woody and Milphy.

Why did you get out the car and jump on the float?

I didn't jump on the float.

He was proud.

Are you crazy?

He's treading.

That wasn't you.

No.

I thought I jumped.

You shirtless.

You took your shirt off.

I don't do that no more.

I jumped the fence to go and watch it square.

Who was I waving at?

I could have sworn he was the C in the YMCA.

I could have sworn.

Nigga got his mum in the crack of iceberg, huh?

Your man helped you open your shop back and look like you were acting, huh?

Watch your fucking mouth when you talk to me.

Listen, no, I wasn't at the parade.

It's okay if you weren't.

It's fine.

Yeah.

Salute to the judge.

It was nice, though.

It was cool.

They treat you good.

The people show love.

Yeah.

How you know?

How I know.

Because that was there.

You said you wasn't there.

Did you bought the bottle of beer at 7.9?

You know you fucked up.

You know, you look fucked up, right?

You guys are mean.

I think it's great that you do that.

You guys are sitting there.

You're really growing.

I'm proud of you, too.

Thank you very much.

Yeah.

Don't tell him he's grown.

I think if you would have been there the whole day, you'd have had some fire content, too.

Absolutely.

I didn't want to.

No, I was.

They advised me not to go because my, you know, things that I say, I didn't want to say the wrong thing.

I know this is don't go there if you're not going to be open-minded to what's going on.

Yeah.

I'm just looking for a song.

Maybe next year.

Maybe next year.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Maybe next year.

Queens flag.

Oh, man.

And you was up there looking sweet.

See?

Oh, yeah?

See?

He means nice.

How do you know I was looking sweet, gang?

That's what I mean.

How do you know that sweet?

He was being a nice one.

Did you watch?

You're going to say the watch in the middle of the day.

Yeah, I mean,

you watched it?

You got that?

Oh, I was glued to my TV.

That was some of the best entertainment I could see.

Are you crazy?

Not my part, though.

No, no.

I turned the TV on.

When I turned on Hulu, it was like gay parade.

I said, bet,

bet,

because I support.

And I watched for all day until it turned off and it was a meet the press Sunday people on.

Let's see.

Do I have a song that you guys need to hear?

I'm sure I do if I keep looking in here.

Fine,

watch your mouth over to the RB King, nigga.

You think this area is you could help me in?

Thousand.

Oh, so only a thousand.

All right.

Name chain

real estate.

Backflips.

Backflips.

Definitely backflips.

For sure.

Backflips.

What else is?

Capital City pronunciations of the Midwest?

Oh, you know what?

I was going to go back to back with the artist, but I'm not.

I'm not going to do that.

I will go with K1

because this is crazy.

Let's go with back of the club.

I got a question for you, too, off my

K1 question, but I'll ask you something.

Got it.

I'm going K-1 back of the club.

You know the vibes.

Scared to say too much.

I'm scared to not say enough.

I should have a hard time worse.

The way you feel seems different.

I smell so many cigarettes, baby.

But you said on my lips is good.

Let me drink

one, but don't bite it twice.

It is you saying I should.

I wanna get you

back, but I'm good with

you.

Take your eyes off.

Stay stuck to me,

You love the whole story.

But it's you I won't, no, it's you I won't get drunk

with you.

I'ma get one more shot.

This might just be your background.

You don't do well, I don't wanna leave this love.

Cause you got someone at your house, so I can't stay around.

You're the guy that made this home moment last forever.

Is it you and I, and it's gonna go

and I leave it to the time on my phone.

You hear the love, my face and our favorite songs I'm playing.

I'm girl out

of

my

heart.

But you won't take your eyes on breath,

say so, don't whisper.

You have the hostile.

But it's you, I won't, no, it's you, I won't

get fucked

up with you.

I'm sorry to see that I can't keep my hands off your body.

All these eyes will stand.

Girl, I'm not there.

And I wanna spend a restaurant with you, boy.

I ain't got no words for nobody else.

Let's see how far you can take it.

Before we switch locations,

girl, don't leave my side.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I won't let you drunk

as all

you ain't gonna take your eyes on my own,

don't wish

I

said you wanna you and I

can't

get back

with you.

That's brand new music from K1.

That record is called Back of the Club.

Off of the with all due respect project.

Shout out to her.

That project is all flames.

Absolutely fire.

Check it out.

Available in your phone and on DSPs right this second.

Alright, um, sleeper is uh, this record is called One More Time, Young Blue and Mozzie.

No, it never mind.

Don't wanna ever ever tell you lies.

Do it one more time.

Before you leave, can we fuck one more time

I know love is blind When I saw that shit, I couldn't stop and cry

Even though I fucked a hundred times

Even though I told a hundred lies In your sitting texture phone like when could we collide?

Light account, drop it close as soon as I arrive Like when the fuck you get so freaking fucked when I try Do anything to see you smile

Do it one more time

You might be for hell cause you was never mind

one more time?

No it, never mind.

Know you see the signs.

Don't wanna ever ever tell you lies.

Do it one more time.

Before you leave, can we fuck one more time?

One more damn time.

Get you what you want, cause you so damn fine.

Only, only y'all got 10 line.

Perfect body, this ain't not you, but you very fine.

Now do it one more game.

Front of back, come and move your hand.

Front up back, come and put it in.

If you can't handle it, we'll run a friend.

Yeah, I hit the drum again.

Come on, come on, take a swing.

Tryna get you out the punch, you can you take the hand.

She likes to leave just a dollar, but I wanna hit it on

one time.

Do it one more time.

You would be for him, cause you was never mine.

Do it one more time.

You must be for him, cause you was never mine.

Can we fuck one more time?

No what never mind

No you see the signs

Don't wanna ever ever tell you lies

Do it one more time Before you leave, can we fuck one more time Mine is the fucker, he's still infatuated Tell her pop this half fools or let's get activated Bragging baby, how you living?

Nigga, miss you love Well, I'm the one you keep your distance from You see my numbers showing face and you ain't picking up It's evidence you got nigga, uh it ain't like you was my bitch or nothin'.

You still tripping off the bitch, I'm fucking.

That's the dead issue.

I'm in your biddy for the night, then to the next venue.

You know I pay with all the extras when I'm next to you.

I know them pair of jeans, you rock and be upset with you.

Cause you too thick for.

She got that candy, nigga, been scored.

Do it one more time.

You wouldn't be for him, cause you was never mine.

Do it one more time.

You might be for him cause you was never mine.

But can we fuck one more time?

Know it, never mind.

Know you see the signs.

Don't wanna ever ever tell you lies.

Do it one more time.

Before you leave, can we fuck one more time?

And that is One More Time, Young Blue, featuring Mozzie off of Blue's new album, Baluski, which is in your phones, on DSPs, wherever you copy your music from.

Dope.

Shout out to Blue and Mozzie.

I'm going to Stat Now.

This is Master Killer Bethany, and Snoop, glad to meet ya.

We do what the fuck we do.

It's just created

Shizzlin's motherfucker that I wanted to, a friend's channel.

Now let me introduce myself, love.

Look, ain't nothing wrong with us showing love.

People speak me tight when we making love.

Joe, so glad to be.

That's them bullet peeking chocolate cover chestnuts.

Yeah, that's them ones that make you fast, nah.

Pretty breasts, small waist, and big books.

love Come party with us, camel toe, pony printers Let me see you patch a cat, use your middle finger

I'm so glad to meet ya

Look, come and bring a friend with ya I got friends that I roll the weed and pour the liquor

Damn, she bad, how I love to finger lick them

Now let me introduce myself, love Look, ain't nothing wrong with me showing love That kitty cat is tight, fit me like a girl Give me a hug girl

Got that French vanilla mixed with butter peat

That caramel Sunday with a scoop of chocolate deep love She like a Sunday on a Sunday with these noodles

I beat it up this how them good girls they go bad This could be us, but you still playing so you chose last That opportunity like Ramadan, it goes fast I'm in my bag, and I'm so paid.

Yeah,

that ebony complexion round the way, girl.

That all I need, that method man in Mary J, girl.

Afterward, I call you killer, cause you slay, girl.

My black pearl, and I'm so glad.

Let's go.

Yeah,

let me introduce myself, love.

Ain't nothing wrong with me showing love.

Relax, baby, have a drink while we smoke some bun on this polar bear road.

So glad to meet you.

She got that Ben and Jerry's caramel chunky monkey.

Cookies and cream, thicker than jeans like she from the country.

Twelking in the onesies, first time, cooked that nutty.

Second time she brought a bunch.

My house is big, I got a degree in hospitality.

I beat that pussy, got no limits, got that masterpiece.

Say that talking for your nigga, bring that ass to me.

Now what's your fantasy?

I slide in with about 10 with a MAC-10 in the back.

I'm all in and about to win.

I'm never slipping with with a rack.

I call in when I fall in, they get sitting on the stacks.

Now, welcome to the flight.

Catch a ride, catch a fade, but I don't catch no feelings.

I got a red bottom heels pointing to the ceiling.

Cold nigga, you can catch me in that pussy chillin.

I might go with a filler.

So glad to meet y'all.

Hey, it's Master Killer, Method Man, and Snoop.

Glad to meet ya off Master Killer's Balance album, which came out recently.

It's pretty dope.

Check it out.

I'm going to,

young lady's name is Annie Tracy.

It is her featuring Leon Thomas, and the song is called Catching Feelings.

Sometimes I sit and wonder where your mind's at.

Cause I can't seem to figure out what mine's at.

I know this was more than just a quick lay.

Feelings escalated quickly.

You know, I've been going through it.

Do you love me or just the music?

You always under the influence.

Put the blunt down, tell me what we're doing.

Reclining my seat back for a minute.

Moon of view while you hint it.

Love the ladies, windows tinted.

This hits different.

We were catching feelings on the

Before we even read it to the

Tell the homie story that we're love

when I was younger and just fades away.

This ain't just no ordinary thing.

I fuck with you ain't harder than it seems.

Trying to keep my eyes on the icy road

driving through these hills of highs and lows

when I make it on.

Baby, I don't know, I don't know.

I'm at a crossroads, I'm fighting tonight, or just spending night.

Cause I'm getting bored with living right.

I miss my life on the other side.

Baby, I don't know, I keep changing my mind.

Temptation going up my line like a debt collector.

Ex-girl dead than me, but I might resurrect it.

Black thoughts on her, but she popping up on my feet again.

Think she finally realized I'm what she needs again.

We were catching feelings on the way

before we even got to the place.

Tell a homie story that we're late.

When I'm a shooter, we're just face away.

This ain't just no ordinary thing.

We'll shoot it harder than it sinks.

Oh no,

didn't even make it that far.

Put over when we made love in a car.

Didn't even make it that far.

Put over when we made love in a car.

We made love in a car.

Didn't even make it that far.

Pulled over, we made love in a car.

We made love in a car.

we made up in a car.

We made up in a wee minimum,

talking to my face.

Don't let me be the only card away.

If you love me, turn it to my

cottonway.

I'ma be the only guy.

Oh,

we will catch my feelings on the way.

That is Annie Tracy and Leon Thomas Catching Feelings

A bop.

Miss Melissa Ford.

Um, mine is called I Don't Want You, Deja Dorn.

I don't want you no more.

But I get pleasure knowing I'm still at your call.

I know you're still doing my thing

because you bless me on everything.

I don't want you, and I don't need you.

I never needed you.

Yeah, we worked when it worked,

But now we don't work no more.

Get her when it hurts.

But now we don't hurt no more.

Yeah, we worked when it works.

But now we don't work no more.

Get her when it hurts.

But now we don't hurt no more.

But you ain't knew I was a star.

You was too busy playing with my heart.

Oh,

we were smart girls from the start.

We were never meant to make it far.

On my own, but I'm not lonely.

I've been too real, you've been a phony.

And that's why I don't want you.

And I don't need you.

I never need you.

Yeah, we work till it works.

But now we don't want no more.

Get hurt when it hurts.

But now we don't hurt no more.

Yeah, we work till it works.

But now we don't want no more.

Get hurt when it hurts.

But now we don't hurt no more

Bet you ain't know I was a star, huh?

Uh-uh, you was too busy playing with my heart

But I stayed down and played my part

Shit, I don't major who you are

Now we apart

As Deja Dorn, I don't want you

that was fine

Messaging you using the sleeper to shoot a niggas again?

No,

that wouldn't you wouldn't do that

no.

No, no, no.

Mark Mont Hill, you have a sleeper that you'd like to play this afternoon?

I do.

What Cassidy dropped?

Oh.

Memphis Bleak has a really, really, really, really good album out.

Good album, y'all.

It's a really good album.

Good album.

There's a few tracks in there, though, but I picked still R.O.C.

This bleak album is good.

Do right bleak as much shit to music.

I love Bleak.

trust.

You'll never find another out like Blizz.

Fresh off the bitch, still a hand to his biz.

Always loyal to the fam, always rapping the crib.

Shout out them people who don't fuck with me, but know what it is.

Them fucks who doubted me, you pussy wanted out of me.

It's in my blood, you can find it with flow out of me.

This ain't no cosplay or made up shit.

Acts about me, I was really on that graveyard shift.

Beef patties, Coco Bread, Mountain, do that shit.

Bagging up, shoot, stab, niggas do that shit.

Lil' greenery, my one homie, grew that shit.

Shout out my people's in the bank, help me move that shit.

But yo, I put they front on the kid, I never get it though.

Yay, what it felt to be loved, he said we'll never know.

They say it's politics, like we on political.

They say I be killing shit, and then say I ain't lyrical.

I ain't never won the fame, my boy.

It felt better writing down some of this pain, my boy.

First sign, I bought that blue flame, my boy.

Showed up, you want my spot, you need that glow, Leroy.

Smil O

C, nigga, bleak, still G, nigga.

You wanna talk to the boss, you see me now.

Still with the niggas, spin C D style.

It's never where you start, but where you end up.

I only played the cards that was dealt, some of them been up.

Still made a way, no complaining in my day.

All I wanted was a chance to give the film a better way.

I never gave a fuck about what haters gotta say.

No opinion in this world ever made my paper change.

Fame never made a nigga ever do subdume.

Fall out on some bullshit, forgetting where I'm from shit.

Never disrespect a dog I call brothers.

Long as we never warn, my dog, we still brothers.

We can never change what was, but what it is now.

I'm just focused on the wife and the kids now.

Couple mortgages, new businesses.

I spent my last few Christmases out in Switzerland.

Just focused on this thing called life.

Some of the things I did wrong and what I can't get right.

No tightening up the squad, can't afford no loose ends.

Treat it like the Audi sign, all of us looped in.

And we we ain't splitting no bills, sharing no wheels, nigga.

We just writing our wills, making new deals, nigga.

R-O-C, nigga, bleak, still G, nigga.

You wanna talk to the boss?

You see me now.

Stay with the niggas to spend CD style.

It's a bad idea.

You're the one crazy on this.

It's a bad idea.

You'd have went crazy on this.

You'd have went crazy on this.

It's right where you come in.

It's still ROC.

You'd have went crazy on that.

That was fine.

Yeah, but if he'd have told me to do the last verse, then.

Yeah, you know, you can't do that.

You'll still be rapping.

He'd still be going right now.

If he asked me to do the last verse, it's like, oh, shit.

All right.

All right.

Say less.

That beat would have ran for another five minutes.

Jossie sent me some shit and said, yo, I need a 48 on this.

That's two.

That ain't enough.

48 ain't.

And I did like the song, but I'm retired, man.

Well, for now, anyway, for now, for days or for now, for now, for sure.

I don't need to put nothing now.

They're gonna try to find all the subs like, oh my god, which co-host is he just ain't?

You know what I mean?

It can't happen.

That's just we ain't beat for that.

What y'all doing this week?

What y'all doing for American Independence Day?

It's America's birthday, man.

We gotta celebrate it.

Taking advantage of my independence.

Mark went off and he on the list.

Oh, shit.

I try to find a barbecue, though.

Yeah, you still.

Yeah, for sure.

Yeah, you see what Vincent wrote?

You said what?

Did you see what Vic wrote?

No.

No, what did I wrote some fly shit?

Oh, about the policy.

Oh, yeah, I saw that.

A story that you told?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I saw that.

I saw that.

I saw that.

Him and LA Bud McKin from Diggable Planets posted.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That was fly.

Shout out to both of them.

Said he had to get them off you, though.

He didn't say they pulled them off you.

Said he had to pull them niggas up off you.

It's cool.

I expected it.

I followed Vic, man.

Fuck it.

I love that nigga.

Yo, Vic is.

And I'm glad they didn't kill his character off on the shy.

I was happy about that.

I don't know if none of y'all watch.

Hey, listen, I still watch the shit.

Sorry.

Another peep

about

one of these shy people that I don't watch this show.

I know.

I said, I'm glad.

Vic Minza is in the shy.

Yeah.

What are he doing in there?

Has he been there the whole time?

Nah, he came in a couple seasons ago.

Are you watching?

I'm not, but I need to watch it.

Well, not

No, I'm not.

I don't even know what this is about.

I'm looking for a new show.

If you don't know what the dap is about,

you can't take it.

Can't true about that dap.

I take it back because I don't know.

No clue.

If you knew, you probably wouldn't dab it.

Okay, yeah.

So then, no.

I just finished Yellowstone.

I need a new series.

No, she would dab it.

That was finished with 1923.

You like it, right?

It's not bad.

It's better than the Oregon Trail.

1923.

It's not as good as Yellowstone.

I tapped out.

I ain't going to hold you.

23.

Yellowstone was really good.

I'm good.

Yellowstone was great.

If you're home with nothing to do on Netflix, watch that shit about the cruise ship that lost the electricity and the fire.

What was it called?

Train wreck?

Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mel, listen to me.

Let's have a moment.

For real.

Let's have a talk.

Because Because what you did to my straw review that I worked on from home

was despicable.

And you back again now.

Like, I don't want to create this trend where

when I discuss something, you are right there.

Okay, you got it.

You got it.

You got it.

Did y'all watch what she did to my straw review?

I didn't see that.

I don't even remember the straw review.

I don't remember.

I didn't.

I'm going to

recall either.

But anyways, go ahead.

Y'all don't watch shit.

Fuck.

Go off.

Anyway, that train wreck shit.

Come on, we can do it.

You saw it?

You just heard it?

No.

I'm fucking it, though.

You know, I love her.

I'm working on a piece called Train Wreck 2.

I love her.

I love her.

I have a feeling I might be in it.

I guess you're going to be the coolest wreck.

But hold up.

It is a series on Netflix, and the one that I did watch was the Travis Scott one.

I did see that one.

Everybody keeps talking about that one, and I'm not in a rush to get to that one.

I do want to see that.

They also, 50s got a thing about the Long Island Killer.

It was so good.

Is it?

I want to watch that.

Yeah.

Yeah, it is up because it's so good.

I've seen the Long Island Killer shit 95 times.

I don't think you have.

There's only been the one.

No, no, no, no.

The reason why you saw the Netflix one, the one on Peacock, this one, this is the first time, this is the first time that the family is talking.

Oh, okay.

But I mean, Dayton did it too.

Oh, 2020 did it.

Oh, okay.

But this is the first time the family ties.

that.

I just want to watch nigga shit.

Like, I'm gonna watch BMF.

Yeah, we gotta make up a song for him.

You know,

it's your song,

put them in the freezer.

Hey, it's a single freeze.

Well, you know, it's interesting.

I think 50 is an EP on this.

Yeah, you are.

That cruise train wreck shit.

If you don't, if you got time to kill, watch it.

Isaac was on here.

Who is Isaac?

You getting biblical?

I got that one.

I got that one.

Yeah, he was

yo's in the house.

I got that one.

From the love boat.

The love boat.

I got that one.

Priest, who's right?

Ace or Shelly?

Yeah, you're fired.

Ace is right.

Ace is right.

Ace is 100% right.

I'm going to watch you.

It's Ace is right.

Hey.

That's our Love Island review, y'all.

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

That's all we're all out of here.

It's a vote happening on next episode.

I know.

I've seen it.

Ace and Shelly?

Yeah.

Some Love Island shit y'all don't watch.

Y'all don't understand.

Y'all not watching.

Uncivilized.

Fucking swine.

Heathens.

I don't know what y'all be doing with your time.

It's not watching Love Island.

For real.

Especially antagonizing your girl during Love Island.

That's my new favorite shit to do.

I got to find a new

someone to root for because I think Huda's cool again.

Yeah.

I got to figure out who she hates now.

Taylor.

She got to hate Taylor.

I don't think she'd be really giving a fuck about the dudes.

Oh.

My thing about y'all, if y'all watch the show,

then why don't y'all come in and together like make some other people want to watch it instead of just having like inside lingo to each other about the show?

I can answer that.

The whole everyone watches the show, first of all.

Yeah, it's a very popular show once.

It's popular.

But I could definitely answer that because the second me and him get to talking about it, Mr.

Button over there is going to stomp all over it and clown us for it.

Y'all got a lot of bad ideas about what Mr.

Button would do.

Well, I've only seen it it happen quite a couple times when it's something that you're not really interested in.

But I'm interested in this.

Oh, well, then that's different.

Now you tell me you're interested, and we'll have some fun with it.

Well, I only recommended you do it because I was interested in it.

If you would say like that Game Boy bullshit you normally talk about, then I would have told you to shut the fuck up.

See?

And that's it.

That's why I ain't coming here and give y'all a recap on that.

Thank God.

You don't say my name on that wall.

Shit.

Even.

Yo, throw me that Sharpie.

It's time we changed that.

We so old and washed.

Yo, listen,

oh, this act like the Benjamins is on.

Even that is old and washed.

Yeah, I know.

I know.

What's the new one?

I don't know.

I don't know.

Damn, what is the new?

What's the new Benjamin?

They can't.

No,

they got that out of here.

These young niggas not talented enough.

No, I was going to say, what Benjamins did for us is kind of right after us was Dreams and Nightmares.

But the generation after that, got that the fuck out of here.

They know what?

Wait, what?

You got Dreams and Nightmares.

They don't fuck with Dreams and Nightmares, bro.

Who?

The younger generation.

It's all kind of, you know, it's time we retired at all the clubs.

I'm tired of hearing that at parties.

They are shitting on dreams and nightmares.

That's just fucked up.

I promise you.

Are they true?

I did have this topic written down, and I didn't bring it up, but maybe on Patreon.

I would like to see you guys's algorithms.

Let's see everybody's algorithm.

My wait, wait, wait, hold on.

What's algorithm?

Which one we're talking about, Apple Music or Instagram?

Instagram.

Oh,

that's ass.

Oh, no, that's a bunch of shit on my mine is one.

What I showed you, I'd like to just see that on a Patreon.

I showed you mine.

Yeah, it's nothing but ass.

Yeah.

Oh, no, that's a lot of shit at mine.

That's all.

I don't even want to see it if it's not ass on Instagram.

It's some y'all mean.

Mine's mixing.

Yeah, mine is a bunch of travel shit.

Don't anybody try to snitch on themselves now before we do it.

Oh, no, it's a box, isn't it?

I'm just saying.

It's ass.

It's ass.

Yo, this nigga is crazy.

Now,

are we snitching on ourselves?

It's sticking crazy.

I'm about to snatch it.

Hey, if you see

the fresh and fit dude in my shit, it's because the black dude is trying to beat him up at his little mobile desk.

He wants y'all to fuck him up.

Hey, they're going to teach y'all with y'all little mobile desk.

Just...

Parking up in the street to talk to people.

Don't worry about it.

All right, keep us in your prayers.

Lord knows we need to be there until the next time.

We bid you a new farewell.

Adios Riva Dercia.

Asta La Vista Aurosta.

Sue Falls.

Or so long goodbye.

Sue Falls.

Or so long goodbye.

Remember, life is a series of moments and moments pass.

So let's make this one last as if it's all we have.

And lastly,

the baddies are insecure.

The stagnant women want to travel.

The clothes-minded women want you to tease them them things grab you a Tylenol you might need it

What y'all doing this week y'all lit outside of the barbecue outside of the barbecue

We going until next time y'all only dad out there

Hey, hey, wait a minute now.

You're not late.

And

yesterday was the first.

Get to it.

These bills are now going to pay themselves.

And don't let them niggas send the automated text to your phone.

Reply back.

Stop it.

Yeah, or you're just going to try to turn to a channel that you normally watch.

It's just not going to be there.

Shit is tough.

JVP, JVP.

Where would you be without the JVP?

Mitch!