Episode 828 | "Don't Tell Me Goodnight"

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Why are you not in a constant

streaming university?

I don't know.

Not a streamer.

They denied your application?

Nah, I didn't put one in.

I've been seeing you streaming.

You got to finish junior high school before you go to the game.

You get your GDP.

You're going to get your streamer GED?

Nah, nah, I don't play one.

I think, you know, I mean, we never know what happens.

Leave it at that.

I mean, I think it's great.

No, we do know what happens.

You just signed the contract.

Who?

What'd that mean?

Yeah.

My shit ain't changing my rules.

No,

no, no way with my rule, but my rule.

New paragraphs in there.

No, again, more.

Never.

All right, that's cool.

I don't want to argue.

When is the last time you spoke to your attorney?

Two days ago.

Okay.

There's no new paragraphs.

I wasn't befuddled or drawn.

What?

It's still streaming application.

I can still get up and go when I want.

I can still leave when I want.

Like, it's the same thing.

As long as that's in play, that's all that matters.

Stream you?

Yes.

Maybe I need to talk to Miles.

Yeah, but at the end of the day, I need to talk to Miles.

Anyway, we don't do contract talks in this weekend.

No, we don't.

I will.

I'm going to get to you what you try to do this weekend.

I'll get to you, Abba, too.

Tell your man's in there what you try to do to me and JR.

ABBA too.

Treat y'all with love, kindness, respect,

consideration, and courtesy.

No, you try to.

Even though that shit pissed me off, too.

Like when you go to a store or you go to the restaurant and you order something and the waiter or waitress tells you what it costs.

You did that?

Did I do that?

What you mean they tell you what it costs?

Like market price?

Like.

Yeah, I guess.

Just tell me.

Is a restaurant or store?

It's different.

It is.

What's the difference?

I don't see no difference.

What's in the record?

Because in a restaurant, sometimes it'll say, to Parks' point, market price.

Cool.

So the market goes up and down.

But if it's not market price, don't tell me the price.

But

if I didn't ask what the price was, I asked for it.

And if we somewhere where the menu says market price or don't have no prices, then it's

in bad taste for the waiter to even

do that.

Where was the training at?

You're correct.

Yeah, I agree.

Yes, I did that to Flip.

You are correct.

Wait, what?

I did that to Flip.

Tell him what something costs?

Yeah.

Why?

It's contextual.

I was trying to be kind.

I didn't want to be a dick.

I was trying to be considerate.

Why?

Flip said, yo, take me to the game.

Flip said, yo, send me your barber.

And I said,

you're being a dick.

That is.

Thank you.

Wait, what?

That's definitely being a dick.

You're lying.

You are being a dead.

He said, I don't think you're going to be facetious.

He's not.

He's going to be for real.

I'm deadass.

You're a dead ass.

Yeah, tell it to me.

You know how much you pay Flip.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Let me finish.

Let me finish, please.

I'm going to let my plane.

You know how much you're going to pay for it.

We pay five today, boy.

Right?

So I don't know.

We don't know what that number is.

However, I know that number is enough to pay for your barber.

I know your barber.

So I know that you know what you pay Flip, and I know that number is enough to pay for his haircut.

I think that is important takes to do.

I think what you just said is important takes to do.

I can't just gauge what type type of lifestyle y'all have, what type of ancillary income y'all have.

The same way the waiter can't gauge.

The same way the waiter can't gauge that you can't pay for the lobster because the price went up 20%.

Now, I do think if you ordered something extraordinary, like Louis or something like that, something extremely crazy, like or a very expensive bottle of champagne, I could see them saying, hey, just to let you know, this is.

Man, dude that ordered the Louis the 13 wanted the Louis the 13.

Dude that ordered the McAllen 30 wanted the McAllen 30.

I'm like, what the fuck?

It also depends on the restaurant you're in, because if you're in a restaurant that's not the super nicest, you may have had people running out on your shit.

The word

barber is misleading.

Hey, audience, I promise y'all we're gonna start.

No, this is a good conversation.

It is.

The word barber is

vague.

That's true.

There is no, what is market price?

If you're talking to your homie, you're not assuming that everybody knows market price

for a barber, especially one coming to your house, especially one that put the good rag.

Put the good rag, give you a little scout massage.

This nigga is bullshitting, bro.

I'm dead ass.

Give me your barber's truck.

Listen, give me your barber's number.

He said,

I'm going to call you in the morning when he's cutting my hair

and call you.

See, like he wanted to be the middleman.

I'm not.

No, yo, you're a cooker.

You're not going to get in the number, bro.

You think?

You see?

Oh, wait.

I don't even abide by those rules when it comes to passing numbers around.

What are y'all talking about?

Come on, y'all.

That's a good point.

No, that's a good point.

But you had to speak to you.

No, that's a good point.

But outside of the price, like, yo, I'm going to holler at my barber, see if he's taking some customers and see if I could give your number out.

That's one thing.

The nigga started the conversation and said, yo, Flip, I'm going to keep it real.

Wednesday, nigga, this is a text from Flip.

Nigga, share your barber.

This is at...

3.40 in the afternoon, so I'm kind of already in whatever my mojo is for the day.

Yeah.

Big game coming up.

Yeah, I feel like it's up.

Yeah, whatever's going, whatever's popping.

I say,

you didn't just shoot Barbara.

I say,

you're not going to want my Barbara, buddy.

It's insulting.

L-O-N-A-S-I-S-I-S.

That's insulting.

So I got on the phone.

That's insulting, though.

I got on the phone.

Wait, and he said,

he said, why?

I'm not just telling you.

No, like, if the nigga not, no, I want to know why.

The nigga might not be.

The nigga might not be

prompt.

The nigga might not be.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, we deal with people sometimes.

I got some shit with them.

But go ahead.

All right, y'all are bringing me around to y'all's point if y'all are gonna say that that's foul.

So I didn't think that was.

No, tell him we talked on the phone.

So we got a phone, and he was like, Why?

And I'm like, I just don't think

you want to afford.

I didn't say

that for all of you.

I didn't.

You didn't say that.

Yes, I did.

No, you didn't.

Watch your mouth.

Watch your mouth.

I know you can't afford.

I did not say that.

You didn't say that.

I just said.

I don't think you would want to afford my boy.

I don't think you want to pay the price that he's asking.

Yeah.

That's what I'm saying.

Yeah.

No, you modified it, but go ahead.

Yeah.

What I just said is what I think I said to him.

Anyway, I told him the price.

Okay.

Which is a little steep.

What's your price?

My barber's price?

You can blank it out.

Or the home visit?

I ain't got to blank it out.

He's proud of his price.

Hey, back to...

We'll talk about it later.

Creator setting prices.

$250.

Okay.

It's a steep haircut.

It is.

That's a lot.

It is.

It is.

But you're paying for the luxury of him coming to your home.

Sure.

And the experience.

And the gas and everything.

And sitting in traffic.

And you know, Joe's scared to kind of Essex County.

And when they.

Yo,

that's one.

I asked him about that.

Bang.

And that is.

He's on the road from last year.

The barber shop, the barber is.

He wasn't nowhere I was at in Essex County, though.

I know.

It's that part, too.

He wasn't in the center.

So if he was in a rough area and you weren't in, you would have been scared.

He was in Phantom City.

I was on Prince Street, boy.

Yeah, right.

What the fuck is you talking about?

Ask him about me on Prince Street, though.

Who am I asking?

Why do you know what you look like over there?

Wait, what?

Hey, Corey!

Hey, Corey!

Hey,

you lying?

He had me gashed.

You liar?

No, no, no, no.

I'm definitely lying.

You had me gas.

Why'd you say that?

You had me gashed.

Everybody made me mad.

I'm lying.

All three of them niggas.

They wouldn't.

No.

What the fuck would they know?

They probably been out of the way.

Now, I'm lying, but I was fly with at least seven niggas from Prince Street when I was in rehab in Newark because Prince Street is down the street.

Got it.

So, shout out to Eric.

I mean, it's a few niggas, but was I going to Prince Street?

No, they made sure to tell me if it's one place I did not want to go.

It's Prince Street.

It was Prince Street.

Yeah.

And hopefully nobody is double parked.

They're taking your car.

You was jacked.

So, Philip, do you want to pay the $250 for the haircut?

Yeah.

Regularly?

Yeah, well, I don't mind.

I mean, my bar, but now, man.

Let me see your hair, though.

You think he's going to be able to save it?

Because he called me like nine times this week about it, so I know that.

You know what I mean?

I got things to do, man.

I just feel like I can't.

Wait, you want my barber so you can go to the streamer university?

Bitch.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, nigga.

First day at school.

No, you done.

First day of school?

Yeah, you gotta be sharp.

What you talking about?

Fine.

Behind the what?

You put taxes on the bus.

You put the bump on the bump.

That's not worth a bump.

That's a dump with a bump.

I didn't know that he was trying to take the haircut to go to streamer board birds.

I was trying to take it to the bird.

That totally changes the price of things.

I can't put the bird man on it.

To come to the pod.

If the person you're doing doing business with knows what you intend to do with what you need from them then the price can explain

i'm talking that today i don't even feel well horrible so no i could

nah look yes

he's not wrong that's

it was kind of it's kind of similar to what um what what two chase told um shannon sharp about birdman he was like yo wayne was so hot that when he was charging a hundred grand for the verse birdman would be like yo it's a hundred for wayne and a for me to get Wayne for me to clear it for Wayne to do the verse.

Ish know I'm right.

That's terrible.

Putting the extra.

It's not terrible.

Because I know you want it.

And I know what you're going to do.

We'll dive into some of that later in the other conversation.

In the other conversation.

He's disgusting.

I'm not doing that, bro.

I'm not.

Shit.

That's crazy.

Not be lit with your ball.

That's not crazy.

Then we got to talk about that other call later, though.

Yeah.

Later, we can talk about that other phone call.

Now, audience, I'm so happy to be here with y'all today.

God is good.

All the time.

All the time.

amen.

Amen.

And y'all want that mac and cheese.

Don't start off the back.

That is hilarious, dog.

Amen.

I can't see.

This nigga started off the rip.

Yeah, she's better now.

She's fucking better now.

You know what today is.

Your call has been forwarded.

You're goddamn right, my friend.

Forwarded.

Yeah, you better.

Forwarded.

No worries.

We're going to be on that.

I'm going to call back.

I'm going to call my good sister back, man.

So she can spread the good word.

Oh, man.

God, it's good.

All right.

We're going to start the show.

Have a great time.

Yeah.

Hopefully, everybody has a good weekend out there, huh?

I'm going to fucking some fucking football camp.

Oh, dope.

We're at.

I guess, you know, Tolstoy.

Just told me that we should stop cursing in the first 30 minutes because it affects things.

Yeah, I've been cursing.

He's right.

You've told us that.

We've tried to do this before.

Yeah, but no, they switched it.

It was the first 30 seconds to a minute.

I've been changing it.

But now they change it longer.

If you curse consecutively, the algorithm does something.

How about Patreon?

Hey, yo, I ain't going to hold you.

They don't care.

You can give the algorithm class.

I know that shit.

You know him.

He knows that shit.

I got to.

He ain't don't play with the algorithms.

You know when they damn

when they got you like this, you got a problem with Lingala.

Like the New Orleans escapees.

Hey, yo, Corey, butted that door so I can escape in the middle of the night, boy.

That's a funny joke in narrative that I'm going to lean into, but

you are a willing signee every time.

You rush.

You rush.

Niggas ain't even got the code.

You can ring the bell.

You can ring my.

You do.

I'm done.

When it's time to sign, you don't need to catch me at all the the right times.

You need no cords.

You catch me at all the right times.

Yeah, pate.

Oh, shit.

You got it.

You know what I mean?

You right?

Let's get to it.

Your boy, hey,

treat your uncle right?

Yeah, he trying to fucking...

I don't want to talk about him so bad.

He trying to do some old school.

Old school.

You try to.

You try to find different ways to Finnego, but you just can't.

Sometimes you cannot.

When you're moving legit, you just can't do certain shit.

Yeah, not with the tax man, but don't come and do your bro man.

Don't try to get over on your bro man because you can't get over on the tax man.

On the uncle.

That's where it's offensive.

That's where it hurts.

Would you rather me get over on you than the law?

Think about it.

You'd rather me be home.

I would rather you not get over on.

Well, life is about getting over, Joe.

It's not.

It's not.

It's not true.

No.

Life is about getting over, boss.

No.

Getting over on who?

Getting over in life.

Life is about getting over on.

So when you're born, what do you have to get over?

Like, when does it start for you?

That's back to my question.

When does the game begin?

You asked that question.

We didn't get to go.

That's back to my question.

This is kind of the same thing.

What's your first thing you're getting over?

You try to get over.

It starts for me.

It starts when you try to get over with your parents.

The baby's situated.

Your parents are still kids.

The baby starts to kill anybody.

In school?

There's so many things.

That's childish, though.

That doesn't.

That's not.

That doesn't.

You know, life.

You know what I'm saying?

We shouldn't take the lessons of when it's time for my daughter to go to sleep and she hits you with that, y'all got a pee.

But why do you think

I gotta do adulthood?

You gotta get some water.

You get pulled over.

Like, all of that is getting over so that I can stay up and I don't gotta take my little ass to bed.

You're getting pulled over by the cops.

But why should you carry that over into adulthood?

I gotta get you to pay.

No, we're just saying that.

That's the building that we're gonna be talking about.

You get pulled over by the cops.

They want to write you a ticket.

You know you were speeding.

Your conversation trying to convince them that you wasn't speeding or it's an emergency or you lie or go to the hospital.

That's a form of trying to get over in the situation.

I don't really do that.

Why?

is okay?

If you got me on the thing, you got me on the thing, I'll pay the ticket and keep it putting it.

So, that's how you feel about

it.

Let me just tell you, that's fire.

That's

a headache.

What you just said,

I like that.

I'm sorry, yeah, you got me.

Fuck it.

You got me.

So, you don't have to engage or try to give it a reason or an excuse.

I mean, I'll try, but not like I'm not going to go out my way.

I'm not going to try to beat this guy down for the fucking $125 ticket.

You know, it ain't just down by the ticket.

It's the insurance and the points.

yeah your life is greater than this what these niggas say i got you your life is greater than life is about getting over whether you want to admit it or not what are you trying to get over now nothing you know that's not true things in life well like what oh it could be and i'm not no no it depends on what facet of life bro we are always looking for an extra what are you trying to get over right now then mad

suck ass

flip uncle i don't give a fuck about that

if i can beat him

he's the number one on the list word what you talking about I'll get over him.

Flip's uncle?

Yeah.

Your uncle, too?

All our uncles.

All our uncles.

Oh, that uncle.

If you can get over on the nigga, you get over on him.

Stop, yo.

It's true.

Stop, bro.

That doesn't equate to life.

No, that's the part of our life.

It's your heart of life, Joe.

What am I trying to get at?

They call me a con.

You trying to get over on that nigga, you can, too.

Okay, I don't want to.

Listen to this.

To be serious.

No, no, no, no.

Look, this is the thing.

I don't think you're saying the same thing.

If I could get over on Uncle Sam, if any of us could get over on Uncle Sam, we will.

It equates to more money in your pocket for you and your family.

Correct.

What's the motherfucking T-H-E?

Like, that's what we all would attempt to do.

That's what the purpose of accountants and financial advisors are for.

For you to.

Those are legal remedies.

That's not really getting over, in my opinion.

Finding the loophole is a good overall.

It's not getting over to me.

I don't think it's getting over either.

But even if I hold up, even if I submit to his theory, when someone comes and asks me about my life

and what what I'm trying to do, I'm not saying I'm trying to get over it.

Nobody says that.

No, no, no, you just did.

You just said that.

How do you think me and Parks are sitting here confused?

Wait, hold on.

Nobody says that.

And this shit, I'm talking to my friends.

I think what Flip is saying is getting over is a major part of life.

Flip was raised.

Also, by scammers and crooks.

Who?

My mother?

My mother?

My mother's a hard-working woman, nigga.

Why shut the fuck in your mouth, nigga?

And you both have a conversation with her, too.

Stop trying to play my mom, nigga, before I knock you out.

I wasn't talking about your mom.

All right.

That was so cute when you and your moms were together at the puff trail

with the phones out and shit.

I seen it.

But watch your mouth.

I wasn't talking about it.

Who you talking about?

That's a good lady.

Thank you.

It was some other raising.

Your dad, we got to meet.

It's some other raisin that's going on.

Oh, your daddy.

I'm one of them niggas that judge my friends off of both parents.

If they got to meet me.

My dad is a good man.

I got to see him.

You can meet him.

Yeah, this nigga.

So don't cry.

Oh, shit.

Niggas are an idiot.

Damn.

Chilla Jones,

Jones, Jeff, Jack.

Make check, what you, what you, what you, what you.

Happy Memorial Day weekend out there.

Don't wanna mess with me, won't be mess with me.

Mr.

Clean, call me Mr.

Clean, where I bliss and green, trigger team, click the bell.

But it's all for the green, like Mr.

Reed.

Had to diss the queen, thinking.

Shout out to wherever you might be listening from.

Always for the ladies.

Shout out to our sister male here with us in spirit.

Shout out to all the parents out there.

All the children out there getting ready for the summer egos.

Everybody traveling too.

Everybody taking a long road trip right now.

Everybody at the airport.

We go.

Come on, you straight spring.

All the realtors out there.

Come on, Ace.

Talk to them.

Hey.

I've been in your following list.

Hey, you go.

This shit lit.

I thought it's just a real bad.

He wanted to be all the realtors.

He got bad realtors.

You got the starter realtors of your shit.

I want this shit.

I know what he's talking about.

This shit lit.

Light eyes and the baddies.

The realtor.

His realtors are your weather girls.

Your weather lady.

Yeah, he's cool.

All of them.

Shout out to all the DJs out there.

All the 95ers entrepreneurs out there.

Is it crap you like?

All the sides, too.

What up to the sides?

Red ads.

So pack the set.

Now, press your heads.

And let's get chimp for chimp for Get him.

Do you know what time it is?

Tell me, do you help?

Do you know what time it is?

Tell me, do you know?

Do you know what time it is?

Shout out to the whole PK.

Jersey, big jersey, what's good?

You get your money, homie.

Show me if it's like that.

You wanna grind me, you know it's really like that.

You two snitch, everybody at the mall right now, looking for something to wear.

Slow down the beat, it's all up.

Slow potion from it, like your ass is screwed up.

Make it move like the niggas in the group.

Shout out to all the patrolies, all the stuff groups out there.

I'm wonderful kind of talks.

Put one hand in the air.

Everybody out you said what up, what up, what up?

Not M them hollows, I guns that.

When it comes to getting paid on my lifestyle,

that's how we live.

Hey, mommy, no, we hold my cup.

All the boosters,

all the drugs.

Niggas get in my tail, but you ain't quite like that.

Put one hand in the dirt, everything's like that.

Look at that, like paper out.

Your local liquor stores are fire at the side.

Tell me that it's like crap,

hey, tell me that it's like crap.

Ahum, ahum, ahum, ahum.

So happy to be here with y'all, man.

Never would have made it without you.

Keep this applause going for the best crew in the universe while I eat these drops.

Feeling good, feeling great.

What's up?

Your ice cream.

new

flip flip flip

What up what up what up what episode is this uh 828 welcome to episode 828 of the Joe Button podcast.

I'm Joe Button.

Hey

Brought to you by a few by power by prize picks prize picks gang

Here with the best crew in the world to my right man.

You know his name.

You know the vibe queens flip is in the building

next to him ish is in the building with a new colorway.

Stop playing with him.

Stop playing with that man.

Royal flush.

Stop playing with that man, huh?

And yellow.

What the fuck are they talking about?

Hey, you got toothpaste.

Damn, nigga.

How you brushing your teeth?

You brush your teeth.

Why?

Toothpaste on your shoulder.

God damn, nigga.

Wait, what?

He got toothpaste residue on his shoulder.

How do you get toothpaste on your shoulder?

Nigga, like this.

I was on the phone while I was brushing my teeth, and you know, I got the

hanger.

He is a full-on.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

God.

Shit, by bringing.

He's crazy.

So you know that shit.

He's really the most interesting man in the world.

That's his.

No, the most phone proficient man in the world.

I mean, I would say that, but you don't have ear pods.

No.

No, he doesn't.

Or Bluetooth.

He has Samson pods.

No, we don't.

So when he's saying he's on the phone, he's on the phone brushing his teeth.

So I'll be on speaker sometime.

Yeah.

So now you hear the water running, your toothbrush, and you know how this

turns the water, or maybe conserve water.

No, he doesn't.

If it's on speaker, you can put it down.

What?

The phone.

You put the phone down, but I'm brushing my teeth and you got the thing spinning.

So it's when you...

Yo, anyway, bro, this shit.

All the way over here is still wild, no matter how you try to describe it.

You want some freak shit.

This is all wilder because you shaved your ass, too.

That's a fact that will make anything wilder that you say.

But anyway.

But why you ain't clean it?

I ain't won't come off.

Your toothpaste don't come off.

Why do you ain't say I'll call you back?

My girl taught me how to take it off.

Oh, for real?

Who he is?

No, you have to pat it.

Block.

Little soap.

I'll pack up.

You have to.

You can't try to wipe anything.

It'll soak it.

Because of how it's made or whatever.

She's sloping that shit.

Block that shit.

Yeah.

Yeah, you got to do something like that.

But anyway, you look good.

I'm also one of those guys that I'm going to brush my teeth after I'm dressed.

After I'm dressed.

And that's what you're not supposed to do.

You're not supposed to do it.

I try not to.

I try not to.

Yeah.

I do it after the show.

I've been trying to do it before leaving the shower.

Let's avoid the situation entirely.

Nah, because I don't want to be in the shower with good breath.

I do it before.

I don't.

You do it before?

Yeah.

I do it right after the shower.

I used to do it.

He's been in jail, so he separates everything.

What is the option where he's going to be?

Yeah,

string beats.

I go to MG.

Corey will not adapt to freedom in society.

I do it while in the shower, so.

Yeah, I've heard of that.

There's some people.

I know some Dominicans that do that.

Like some people that, but Caribbean, I get it.

I get it.

They hang the jaws.

Did you say Caribbean?

Watch it.

No, I just.

Watch your fucking.

What?

Watch it.

I'm saying anybody I've ever seen do that was from the Caribbean.

Okay.

Yeah.

Nah, I do it sometimes.

Yeah, in the shower.

I've heard people do it.

It just depends.

All right, man, Freeze is here, man.

Death row records in the building.

You look good, Freeze.

Thank you, Friends.

And you caught it with the kicks and the...

You caught it with me.

What you did to your arm, man?

A little too much action?

Yeah.

Fucking playing with the kids, man.

Ah!

Oh, can't do it no more.

Ain't got it.

More

than that.

More dudes.

You have to go that hard.

Yeah.

You can't do it with a girl.

I'm talking about my daughter.

I'm talking about playing with children.

Sometimes.

Your daughter?

You weakling?

No, nigga.

I got boys in the house, too.

Oh, yeah, sure.

What you doing?

And they deep in there.

What you was doing?

No, we went to the flip part.

Oh, okay.

And yo, you hurt your wrist.

That shit don't heal no more.

Oh, bro.

My shit just getting better from what I fell back in December.

That takes a while to heal, yeah.

That shit take a while.

Nope.

You was on a trampoline shit?

Yeah.

You deal a flip.

You know what I'm saying?

I don't do no flips.

I'm just jumping, just running, chasing them, jumping up.

Straight up and shit.

And you.

Oh, yeah.

You are.

You know what kids don't do no more than they used to do back in our day?

Anything.

Pissy methods.

Well, anything, yeah.

But get lost.

You can't.

No, honestly, let's talk about what happened to that.

Niggas don't want to get lost now.

We didn't want to get lost back then.

Find my friends.

You got a cell phone.

Find my friends.

You can't get lost.

You got a phone, your parents got a phone.

Where you at?

And they snatching motherfuckers.

They was bench snatching kids.

They were snatching them back in the day.

In a store?

Yes, nigga.

If I had a phone when I was cutting school,

boy.

Oh, my lord.

Because back then when you cut school, you just had to just go outside.

No fucking shit.

Figure some shit out.

You had to just figure it out.

Just walk up the block.

No information about nothing.

You weren't doing nothing.

Yeah, how do we get the...

And you couldn't be seen by certain people.

That's hell.

But you would be completely cool with just like finding a park to go chill at and smoke some weed or something.

Like, it didn't take much to.

And then you'll see somebody in there, like, oh, you're in here too?

That's how it usually start.

And then it becomes a pattern.

But

a squad of delinquents.

Yeah.

That's what started my career of thievery.

What, cutting school?

Yeah, because what was the, you got to

steal something now from the stores.

stores, some chips.

You got to fend for yourself.

Mom ain't give you money to be out for the day.

Hey, yo, when I stole from the store, when I tried to steal from the store, I stole a couple of times.

And when I got caught, nigga grabbed me.

Ah, hell me.

Help me.

I got away, but I ain't like that feeling.

Oh, I was a pussy, professional.

Well, I still, listen, I stole, listen.

Professional.

You was a professional.

Because you light-skinned and you were skinny, so you was able to tuck shit.

Like, niggas wasn't able to tuck shit.

So you was fat, motherfucker?

I was skinny, but I was brazen with it.

Yo, hey, I want this.

Eat the chips and walk out there and grab me.

Ah!

You got to stick your hand in the ice cream thing, put the ice cream up there.

And I used to put my hand in the machine.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Yeah, actually.

Hold up.

Oh.

Hello?

Hi.

Hey, hey.

What's poppin'?

Hey, Mel.

Hey, Mel.

Hey, Mel.

Hey, Mel.

Hey.

Oh, hi.

Oh, shit.

Hi.

It's the boys.

She didn't know what day it was at all.

It's the boys.

What's Bobby?

Hey.

Just calling to say we miss you.

Oh, I miss you guys too.

I'll be back on Tuesday.

We are thinking about you.

Your seat is empty here.

And some of these topics we're not even going to get to without you.

Yeah.

Oh, I love that.

Like when things go on sale.

Half-all.

Clearance rack and Barney's.

Oh, Barney's shut down too.

sometimes when things shut down like

that how devastating that is yeah yeah yeah yeah

i i i now i text i texted you the other day

yes

and

can i say what i said

no

i'll kill you oh

oh good

me back about letting you take

me back the next day it was like you it was like proud it was like,

it was like,

that was me.

I'll think about, I'll think about whether or not we can bring it up while I'm there.

Okay, okay.

Well, listen, you're on our minds, hearts, and spirits.

Indeed.

Be careful out there.

Travel safe.

She's back.

She's back?

I think so.

What if she didn't

want to know she was back?

Yes, that's Flip.

Shut the fuck up, Flip.

I am not fucking back.

I am on the goddamn 110 freeway in fucking Atlanta.

Okay, I'm sorry, man.

Big Gracie Award.

Big Gracie.

Yo, you know what the Gracie Award resembles a little bit?

Me.

Tell us.

You know what else?

What?

Nope.

Nah.

I'll think about telling you when you get back.

Enjoy your trip, and we will see you on the show.

We love you, Mel.

We love you.

Okay, all right.

Love you guys.

Bye.

Bye.

Mela's not in the car.

She's just lost.

Not at all.

She's not in the car.

Mel in the closet.

At all.

She's a bad fellow.

She's crazy.

And she's definitely in New Jersey.

Mel is at the fucking Hyatt.

The Hyatt Regency.

I know you're talking about.

Mel is at the fucking courtyard.

No, no, what's that shit?

The Howard.

No, the Hyatt Regency.

Oh, my God.

What motherfucker?

I'd be curious to hear your interpretation of that.

I want to know.

Okay, I'll tell you.

Yeah, we all Google this shit at the same time.

I'll tell you later.

All right, so what is most important?

What's least important?

And do y'all want to start with most important or least important?

It's a weekend.

It's a holiday weekend.

Let's have some fun first.

Least sell some fun.

We can have some fun first.

Fun first.

When we get to the most important stuff.

I want to ask you, are you done going to Nick Games?

And I want to also ask you, when they're going to sell a front row seat?

Because

I know you can't wait to get them.

I know where your brain is.

CC guys fire.

Huh?

These are ish.

No, I think the seats.

I know how much them seats cost.

I got you, got you, got you.

No, but I know you want to tell the rest of the world to suck your dick, so you can't wait to get an opening.

I don't care if you had to jump out the window to get it, you're gonna get it.

I mean, that's not where my mind is.

If they become available to me, then that'll be a different story.

But I really do like my seats.

Seats are dope.

It's nice seats.

I love my little seats right by the bench.

Dope.

But are you done going to the games no

a lot of people want you to be done going to the game dog i got about 7 000

i want him to just not like the winner you can't you can't fuck up the juju you you were there they were winning you leave they throw it no no what

oh i hit he fucked up the juju you can't fuck up the juju in the rule But he ain't fuck up the juju all the other games.

That's true.

No, the other games he just caused the loss.

I'm with you on that.

This one he fucked up.

He caused the loss.

He didn't cause the loss.

It had nothing to do with the actual players.

It was all Joe Button.

But it might have been they was going to lose anyway because Joe Button was at that game.

Wait, where did this come from?

You colonel.

You going to the games?

You said up here, every time I go to the games, we lose.

But do you know how many people have said that?

No, when niggas say that.

Manifestation, nigga.

Manifestation.

You believe in that.

All of the people that are online saying that to me, I don't think they heard me say that.

Yo, you've said that up here.

They might not have heard you say that.

I think some of them have just had dicks look at your button head ass.

But up there.

They about to lose.

As 10 people start saying, yo, when he go to the games, they be losing.

The other niggas is like, oh, word.

Niggas start paying attention.

Now niggas start paying attention.

They lost.

Well, in my defense, I forgot what game I went to against the Pistons.

Did I even go to a game against the Pistons?

Not that they won.

Yeah.

They lost.

They lost.

They lost.

I think it was three you went to.

Yeah.

They lost.

And they lost.

And in the Celtics series, that was the only game I went to with the Pistons.

In the Celtics series, who knew that they would win two games on the road?

So now they're going to drop the game three tickets that I got.

I don't think that's a me thing.

That's not true.

You're not going up 3-0 against the fucking defendants.

It's not probable.

It's not probable, is all I'm saying.

I think it's still his fault.

It's not probable.

So I sent my dad to game six.

They won.

They obliterated him.

Sent my dad to

the one World Series game that the Yankees won last year.

See,

look what doing something kind for someone that you love does.

I think you need to send pops to all the games.

Yeah, Pop needs to go.

So, for the game the other night, and by the time y'all are here in this,

the game will have been played already.

So, who knows?

I do expect us to win this game.

But the game's going.

The game, I can't tell you now because it's too much of a commotion.

By the time y'all game, it'll be over.

It don't matter.

They're still going to blame you.

They're still going to get on the same time.

But they're they're gonna know if you went to the game or not.

You're gonna see that big ass.

I saw that big ass, the big ass lettuce and shit.

Nigga, tell that Joe.

So the other night for the game, long story less long, right?

Because we got shit to get to.

Yeah, for sure.

It's a holiday weekend.

I have fun.

Oh, yeah, it's a holiday weekend.

So a long story,

a little less long.

My girl starts it right early in the morning.

Oh, what will I wear for the game?

Oh, my God.

Hoodie calls it.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Chill, chill, chill.

No, no.

I know her.

She trying to show up and show out.

She acts like she from Detroit sometimes.

Like, she treats the game like

bike fest.

Bike week.

Like, time to show up, show up.

I want to be like the Jewish niggas.

Low-key.

The Jewish niggas go in there with

their fucking dirty chocolate.

Basics on, soccer needs on.

They don't give a fuck about nothing.

But whatever.

So she starts early.

I need something to wear.

That's her way of saying, all right, let's run around.

Bob.

Bob and weave that.

Or, I say, or

I could just wear the merch.

We could just wear the merch hoodies.

Gonna free ad, huh?

Right up out of there.

Gotta write up out of there.

So now we're headass.

Yeah.

It's fire though.

But I'm cool with it.

Yeah.

Head ass is fire.

That's a dope head ass.

I don't mind being head ass.

Head ass is dope.

Head ass is dope anyway, but then when it's also your shit.

It's good for this.

Yeah.

I love you.

If you in the TV shot,

which it was the whole time.

Yeah, with your shit on.

Yeah.

And Nick speaks the conference finals for the first time in 25 years.

Go be headass.

Yeah, for sure.

So now I'm headass with my girl.

And because we head ass, we like ate a loving meal before the game.

Aww.

Normally, we go there.

Does this really

rack up on food?

Tell you the price of the glizzy.

We rack up on the seafood and hot dogs, and then I sit there in the the camera shot like a fucking doof eating up.

But we didn't do that.

We had a loving meal.

So now when we get there, we just cool.

We chilling.

Mellow.

Go get some water.

Go be seated early for when they bring the flag out and all that.

Pecos comes, sits in front of me.

Cece Sabathia comes, sits in front of me.

The Jadakiss comes.

Apparently, there's some jeweler dude next to me, but we got a, it's a section now.

And

I had so much fun at this game.

we was up the whole game so man we was talking and ceasing to talk hey the draft the fantasy football draft

aspect hey man you got your ferrari truck

we ain't speaking all chilling yeah and

it's basically a kickback at this yeah me and jadak is talking about some podcast and that

but i'm just saying We was up the entire time.

So

there was nothing to worry about.

All the pacers looked like hard-working men, like from Cleveland or some shit.

Like, there's none of the

on the pacers, with the exception of Obi Toppin, Salute.

That's my man, New York, uh, Tyrese, Miles, and Siakam.

Outside of that, all them niggas look like they had their

lunch boxes,

blue-collar shit.

McConnelly, uh, who are these McConnell, Nim Hart, of what's home, what Nae Smith?

These dudes look like they just been on an Alabama

lot just carrying shit like a construction.

These niggas ain't nobody.

Come on, we ain't chilling in there.

We ordered popcorn.

Oh, my lord.

They buttered it for you.

And at the end of the game,

you was cool.

I get up.

We was having so much fun.

I dabbed Cece Sabathy in.

Pecos up like, ah, sweep.

Sweeping these fucking

What time was it when you left?

I left with 2.50 up, 2.50 on the clock.

That's right.

Oh, you left right when the shit started?

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, I thought.

You fucked up the juju.

I thought you was gone before that.

Dog, I'm looking at my girl with six minutes left saying, yo, I could leave.

I'm fucking.

Four minutes, y'all was up 20.

I'm fucking.

52 seconds, we was up nine.

No way on God's green earth.

So as soon as I get in the car, nigga, Mary performed at halftime.

That's fine.

Come on.

I can love you.

Wait, wait.

Are you crazy?

We're at the top of our lives.

Let's get it popping on the floor

in this Jeff.

There was nothing to worry about in that building.

It's what I'm trying to tell you.

Siga Dave Chappelle

talking.

Hey.

Trying to get eye contact with this.

Dumbass.

Now that's where I didn't need to be in the Joe Button seats.

I needed a different seat if I'm trying to talk to Dave Chappelle.

What I'm trying to tell y'all is there was not a carefree in the world

for any Nick fan in that building.

They had the t-shirts on the seats like OKC be doing.

Everybody know.

Oh, I didn't know.

We ain't been here in 25 years.

I don't know what y'all do now for the Easter Carfrido.

Man, as soon as I got in the car.

Yo, that's the gangster shit.

They got the t-shirts and ain't none of the niggas in the garden put them shits on.

You go to them small markets, the whole stands be yellow.

New York is so fucking ignorant, the stands be yellow.

Yo,

I'm big market bias.

Goddamn, not just New York bias.

Big market bias.

Small ass closets out there.

I'm talking shit.

I'm rooting for the little niggas.

Anyways,

I in the elevator and marrying it.

Hey, girl, by the time I get in my car and pull my phone out and cut Hulu on and turn the game on, I hear drama in the announcer's voice.

Like, and the building don't look like it did when I just left.

But on your walkout, you ain't hear the drama on the walkout?

No.

Really?

No, no.

No, we was hot.

You're not understanding.

The entire building was high-fiving.

No.

Nobody thought nothing about these lunchbox niggas.

But no, you said you left.

the second three.

No, but you said you left at 2.50, right?

So on your walkout, you know, New York.

No, it might have been three.

It might have been three something.

It's not that.

Because that's when shit got a little too round one.

We didn't give a fuck about these Haywood Workman head-ass niggas.

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

Keep playing.

Boy.

I was sitting there like, no way.

Fam, I'm watching that shit live.

Me too.

Uh-oh.

But even in your uh-oh,

even with the Helliburn lash out, it was like, uh, uh-uh, see, oh, fuck, that shit fell.

No, I saw it.

It went straight up.

I was like, yo, that shit could go.

Oh, see, but now I'm watching the game differently than I just was because on one of them important plays, homeboy stepped out of bounds.

They didn't call it.

But I don't even like that happened before.

I don't even like being this guy watching the game.

The goaltending that they didn't call.

Tom Thibodeau not having a challenge.

OG and Cat getting into it now on the bit.

Like, it's now you tense even watching the game, and that's corny.

And if you're an an old-time Nick fan like me, it's similar to Dallas a little bit.

Whatever bad can happen might happen.

Murphy's Law.

Man, and the Pacers are known for doing this bullshit over here, man.

So, salute to them.

I cannot believe we did that to Boston twice.

That hurt.

It wasn't bad.

That loss hurt.

It wasn't as bad.

Man, that loss hurt.

That loss hurt.

It was tough to sleep.

That one was worse.

It was tough to sleep.

It was tough to sleep.

Salute to the Pacers.

Did what you had to do.

I do expect us to win tonight.

You got to win tonight.

You have to.

You got to win tonight.

This must win tonight.

I was going to go to game three

in Indiana, Salahy.

Got court side seats.

And I was going to wear something to make the Pacers fans dump garbage all over my head just to go viral.

Fuck what they talk.

Yeah, what's up?

What's up?

Dump the garbage on me, fam.

What's up?

I don't know if they do that out there.

Yeah, I think that's just certain.

Oh, the city is just.

about to be out there.

Stop hurting.

I'm chilling.

I'm about to be out there.

No, and I'm going out there.

Dump some corners.

You know what I mean?

That whole.

Yeah.

I'm about to be out there first week in June.

Stop, man.

Watch them out, bro.

No, they do be watching them.

I'm having respect for them.

I'm having respect for them.

It's too many of my dudes that are out there.

So I ain't.

And Gary ain't that far.

Just know that that hotel I was staying at, that little

strip.

It's hustlers everywhere, bro.

Go Nick's, man.

Joe Knicks.

Indiana, I'm going to be out there soon.

What's popping, though?

I mean, salute when you see me.

Say what up.

Facts.

I'll be out there too, nigga.

What are you doing out there?

Got some work to do.

I'll be out there the first week.

Strip.

I'll be out there the first week in some Flip the Network shit.

Don't announce that here.

June.

First week of June, I'm out there.

Your contract says.

I'm not paid if you promo on the network.

No, y'all.

I'm telling you, I've been letting you niggas get away with murder.

It's over.

Never.

Show me.

Show me.

Don't promo no Flip the Network shit without getting a caught.

You love Flip the Network.

Dead ass.

I'm seeing what Frank Lucas is doing on motherfucking

bugging.

He liked the penguin.

I don't think he was.

He should have been dead.

They should have killed him.

They should have been killed.

He should have been dead 25 times.

They should have been killed him.

He ain't disrespectful with it.

He ain't even humble, sneakily like getting...

He like is the character worse than how Denzel played?

It's different.

Yeah, because it's a different stage.

Just when he first got to New York.

It's the 60s.

Yeah, he just got to New York.

Denzel in the 70s.

Yeah.

Got it.

Got it.

it he ain't the man yet or nothing yeah but i don't like his uh i don't like his uh origin story

seem kind of true i don't like it like for how we know he ended up i don't like how he came in moving but even even in uh uh with the denzel the very first scene is when bumpy passed yeah yeah so bumpy's still living and bumpy still running harlem yeah when he gets to harlem and now to come up through the ranks he's doing some bullshit

that nigga should have been dead yo Smoke.

Okay, y'all said y'all wanted to start with some fun.

Let's do it.

I have a TikTok trend that I want to speak to y'all about.

Okay.

Talk to us.

Wait, you.

That just sounds crazy.

You be on TikTok a lot, too.

Joe's a TikTok.

I'm never on TikTok.

Except for that one time my girl tried to pull that little move.

I had to pop up over there.

You tried to see her.

See her location?

I couldn't do it no more.

What?

I told you that a story.

When my girl posted a TikTok link on Twitter,

I was high tonight or some shit.

Shit, wearing some skippy bullshit.

And I clicked it and it was TikTok, but I ain't got TikTok.

And I usually use her password and shit, but it wasn't there.

So I clicked, pressed some shit, it sent the code to her phone.

And she hit me talking about, here's the code that you're looking for that you need.

You need to get in.

I was like, man, fuck out of here.

I only want that bum ass code.

But anyway, so I don't really be on TikTok, but the TikTok trends, if they blow up, they travel around.

And your girl will send you all the TikToks anyway.

Oh, yeah, that part too.

So, this is my favorite.

This is my favorite one, though.

Better than the Silhouette Challenge?

I didn't love the Silhouette Challenge.

The Silhouette Challenge was for.

That was the red light shit, right?

Yeah, that was for Ugly Broads with Body to get their shit off.

The Butterfaces.

Yes.

The Silhouette Challenge was really for the Butterfaces.

The Butterface challenge.

What is wrong with you?

And they got serious.

They got it off.

We're not going to get it off.

I actually salute.

I think

they're coming back and style.

Them chicks that your girl would shame you for fucking.

Ah, my, she's hot.

She's not, man.

She's here.

Yeah, nah, nah, nah.

We ain't going to do that.

Yeah, we're not doing that.

You would fuck her if you had one of these.

Your girl be trying to shame some shit that's all right.

But, yeah, the silhouette challenge wasn't my thing.

All right, go.

This challenge is just men.

Calling their friends

to say goodnight.

That shit is funny, bro.

That shit is hilarious, bro.

I didn't know that's what you was talking about.

This is the best shit I've seen in a long time.

I'm not familiar.

Oh, my God.

It is just as simple as I said.

I repeat.

If Joe called you, it's men at 1 in the morning, at 12 o'clock, and say yes.

At 10 o'clock.

Good night, my nigga.

What the fuck?

But why?

But what's wrong with that?

It's weird.

Because you don't kill me.

That ain't some shit we do.

We're not a customer.

You say whatever the fuck.

Don't call me saying goodnight.

Remember, clowned us the other day because we don't text to say we got home safe.

Nah, I don't.

Nah, I don't.

You do?

You text your boys like, y'all made it home.

Y'all made it home, bro.

Nah.

Yeah.

But you said, we said different things.

Well, you be on the phone with him already, though.

Nah.

He be on the phone.

I just got to the crib.

I call you out.

Stay on while I brush my teeth.

Phone head ass.

We do that.

I don't think that shit is class.

Whoever created this is amazing, bro.

Oh, wait.

I gotta turn that hole up.

Here we go.

What's good, bro?

What you got going?

I'm literally just trying to get this temperature stuff going on with Keenan.

Trying to bring a temperature down.

Why it was up?

No, no, I'll just call and tell you good night, bro.

Sleep dreams.

Nah, son.

Chill, chill, chill, chill.

Hello?

Hello?

Yeah, what do you mean, good night?

I'm about to lay down, bro.

I'm about to get in bed.

I'm going to try to get him to go back.

I'm with him.

I'm about to sleep tight, bro.

I'm cursing this nigga out, yo.

I'm with him.

Alright, bro.

I'm going to talk to you tomorrow.

What?

Yo, don't tell me sweet dreams either.

Don't sweet dreams.

I'm about to lay down.

I'm about to lay down.

I'm about to.

I can't.

I can't listen.

Did you sleep good tonight, bro?

No.

Nigga, when in the hell are you ever wished by this market?

You can't even get the word.

Yo, dude, friends are so.

Look,

what's up, bro?

What it is, man?

Shit.

I said, I was getting bad.

I was calling through the device.

Yo.

Finna getting bad.

Yeah, I was calling to see if you was alright.

Just tell me good night, bro.

I'm just telling you goodnight.

What the fuck?

Why are you acting weird?

Nigga, you can't.

Fair.

Hey, man, I don't know.

What you want, uh, Rosago?

Yo, what is wrong with men, man?

I'm with him, yo.

What is wrong with men?

Bro, I'm calling.

Listen, I'm calling everybody.

Tell all the niggas I'm telling the good night, bro.

No, nigga.

What the fuck?

Yo, yo.

What the hell you want, what?

Shit, I was just calling you to tell you good night and shit.

Oh, that's the step-ops.

This guy.

Man, what the hell is you going, what?

Yo, I can't believe that men are this way.

I'm so

injured.

I'm 100% with them.

You say whatever the fuck you want to say, bro.

None of you niggas call my phone saying none of these shit.

I'm telling you.

But the dudes are acting like somebody called and threatened them or something.

You might as well say that.

What's goodnight?

No, no.

We don't do good nights.

Don't, yeah, no.

Come on, man.

Don't randomly call me and say no, yo.

Whatever.

Good night, sweet dream.

I'm hanging out the phone.

I thought I was just calling you to say good night.

What?

We don't do that.

I would be worried that they're in danger.

Yeah, so

our first question is: yo, you good, my name.

You pop the perk.

Nah,

yeah.

I'm going to send someone over to this house.

It's just foreign amongst men.

Okay, how about this?

Let me try it a different way.

Because maybe y'all are writing that's flagrant and I'm bugging.

That is hilarious.

That's hilarious.

That's funny.

That's the funniest

thing I ever seen.

In a while, yes.

What if your man called to check if you ate?

They the same.

They are the same.

Wait a second.

No, nigga.

I just calling to see if you ate.

No, stop.

Because are you bringing me something?

That's right.

That's what I said.

No, no, no, no, no.

I'm just calling the yada yada.

Freeze,

worry, freeze.

Yo, what up?

What up?

What up?

What up?

What's good?

Hey, shit, what's going on with you?

Shit, chilling in the crib.

What's up?

Not too much.

You ate today?

What?

Why?

I'm confused confused right there.

I'm going to, yeah.

What's up?

You want to go do dinner or something?

I'll go grab a drink with you.

See?

Yeah, yeah.

See, this wise is my man right here, man.

Yeah, that could happen.

You ate today?

You're not going to word it like that.

That's how I'm going to say that, though.

Did you eat today?

I can't call you and ask you, did you eat cooking?

No.

Did you eat today?

No, my nigga.

You can't do that.

You ate it.

I already got it.

I think what might be more flagrant is a good morning.

Oh, hell.

If you call first thing in the morning, let's just call it and say good morning.

Have a good day.

I'm about to say, I good morning people to death, but

I put the

hook underneath whatever.

Yeah, what?

What?

Wow.

Yeah, you bugger.

You bugger.

You're a wow.

Whatever I need from them, I put underneath.

The catch.

The catch.

Yeah.

The hook was a little cool.

That was crazy.

This catch ain't all that much better.

I'm a lunch and robber.

I'm a lunch and robber.

Oh, you're one of those, okay?

I got you.

They already on us for being so progressive.

Where were we progressing on that?

About

that puff semen on his nipple shit.

They on our ass.

What they saying?

The three of us are stupid.

Yeah, they say we duts.

Who, y'all?

Me, you, and

because we said he wasn't.

A lot gets lost in translation.

It does.

Yeah, it does.

Now, I think the dude asking for that that is gay

but asking for that doesn't make you gay

okay i don't know if that helps

yo that's good morning that's good morning

and i'll take it a step further can a straight can a straight person ask that

can

yes yes would

probably not the probability is low probably not that's what i'm saying i leave room for freaky shit but it does lead you to believe that this may be a gay human being.

And there's nothing wrong with that.

Well, I think that's the type of man that Cassie likes now.

Once Cuddy took the stand,

then I thought about the shit Puff be doing, then I looked at the Alex dude.

The dog,

okay.

Hey, we all been to second grade before.

We all did that thing, right?

I got skipped.

What are you talking about, man?

Oh.

Oh, man.

I'm bugging.

Y'all don't think Cassie likes bisexual men now?

After Cuddy took the stand?

Y'all go from...

All right.

I don't know if.

We don't know what's her preference.

I don't know.

I mean, I don't know if, dude, the trigger is a good idea.

I didn't know

trigger warning.

I didn't know Cuddy was bisexual.

Okay, forget about his sexuality.

Trigger warning.

If you were being abused and you had to pick a guy to run to for protection,

nope, I'm done with y'all.

Yeah, I'm finished.

Yo, would you run to the total opposite?

Ain't nothing to talk about.

So you trying to say that?

I'm not trying to say nothing.

Kid Cuddy took the stand recently.

Do y'all want to talk about it?

Do y'all want to start?

Do you want to start something else?

You rolled into it.

What are the big takeaways here?

You walked in on this James Dean shit, smoking a cig with the leather on.

That shit take.

That car ain't get blown up.

Just setting the stage.

Yeah, the car didn't get blown up.

I mean, it got Molotov's.

Yeah, but yeah, but the way they made it seem like every time it was, yo, I'm going to blow your car.

Mr.

Freeze, if you had your beautiful Porsche sitting outside in your beautiful driveway in Rodeo Hills or whatever.

And somebody set the shit on fire.

And someone threw a Molotov cocktail in it.

Are you going to worry about particulars, whether it was blown up or torched?

No, you're not.

Did the seats still look good?

No, it didn't look like it got Molotov cocktailed.

I thought it was red.

If you have a beautiful Porsche sitting in your beautiful driveway and someone throws anything on the seats at all, you're not going to be able to do it.

I'm just saying they put sauce on it the way they describe why.

And you're 40 miles away, the dog sitter called.

Yeah.

Your car, yo.

Your car is outside on the car.

Yo, y'all are talking about the car.

Nigga, if you come home and all your Christmas presents are opened.

And the dog isn't locked in.

You put the dog in it.

Now that's the part that really

is you talking about.

I don't even have a heart.

Somebody's been in my house, my nigga, and opened all the gifts.

That's why you're a real dog.

You're an abuser.

Wait.

Nigga, Corey is special.

Yeah, them German Shepherds would have.

You can't put nobody dog.

German Shepherd Rottball would have tore that shit up.

You can't just put a German Shepherd or Rockwall in the bathroom.

They're not with none of that shit, nigga.

You shouldn't have to do it.

We got nobody's house.

Yo, what are we talking about?

All your cameras not working no more.

He took the food.

And you shouldn't put anything on someone's Porsche seats, let alone a burning bottle of gas.

Hey, if you don't pour nothing on Porsche seats, you shouldn't be cutting the top of my Portuguese.

That part too, yeah.

Leave my top.

Yeah.

Y'all worried about his particular.

It didn't blow up.

I still don't like what they did with my car.

No, no.

No, he ain't right for shit.

He ain't right for none of this shit.

Let's be perfectly clear.

With the more testimony that comes out, this nigga is a monster monster.

Like, when you think it can't get no worse, you can't have no problem with a girl.

And then call her mom for her to sell the house today.

That's crazy.

No, that's not what what he did.

What he did was say, yo, I'll put this tape out.

Y'all gotta give me 20 grand.

They didn't physically have the 20 grand, so they had to go get a second mortgage on the 20 grand.

The answer is the same shit.

They didn't sell the house.

He gave them at the 20 grand, right?

They ain't sell the house.

They just pulled.

Yeah, but you maybe go to the bank and get a refi and all that shit.

You got a lot of credit on your business.

You shouldn't be talking to nobody, mom.

Period.

Extortion of somebody's mother is crazy.

That's foul.

Yeah, that's fine.

With revenge porn.

That's crazy.

Just telling somebody, mom, that you have revenge porn shit in the middle of the money.

A sex tape of your daughter that I'll reach.

And I'm going to need 20.

And I need 20.

And I'm poor working women.

And I'm ultra-rich.

But I need 20 from them.

I think these niggas be on a power trip.

The more money they get, the more popularity they get, the more power that comes along with it.

And I think they exercise their power however they see fit.

Some of that shit is psycho, my nigga.

And then that's it.

Beyond.

You don't bother nobody.

I don't do none of that shit.

I think that all of these powerful niggas have it in their wheelhouse wheelhouse and have it in their bag to exercise their power.

I feel bad for Kid Cuddy now because for too many years, it's been like a joke.

Yeah, making fun of him, yeah.

His car got blown up and yada, yada, yada.

But,

dog, somebody just sitting in your house doing whatever they want while you, that ain't, I don't think it's a little bit more.

It's a TV show.

Sending a message letting you know I could get in your son.

Son, it's some TV show.

You're a mogul.

You're black excellent.

Yeah, I'm going to be tight if my fucking Porsche is torched by a billionaire who's going through my Chanel.

I don't care about that car.

No, I care about the billionaire who just torched my car sitting in my house with the Chanel back with the dog in the closet.

I'm tight.

Yo, I care about the house because if a nigga could get in your house and your alarm don't go off, that means a nigga could come in your house while you sleep.

You not sleeping easily.

Any little 15-year-old could throw a Molotov cartel on your car.

Fair.

You get what I'm saying?

Nigga came in your house and opened your Christmas gift.

I wanted you to know I've been in your house.

Fuck you.

I've been in your house, nigga.

Stop playing with me.

And it said Cassie backdoor him.

Backdoor Cuddy by giving, that's what they said, alleged that she gave.

I think Cuddy alluded to it.

Yeah, I think Cuddy said that she played him.

Yeah, yeah.

He didn't allude to it.

He said it.

Yeah.

That's fucked up.

Oh, that's just.

I don't know if that's going to be enough, but they got Puffer.

He's out of here.

I think they got him.

Yeah, I think they got him.

He's out of here.

He's done.

He's finished.

He's done.

I think they.

I'm just waiting on sentencing.

That, I mean, that's going to be the only question, Regarding.

Which I don't think is going to be as heavy-handed as the public may want it to be, but we shall see.

We shall see.

I think think it's a long fight

like even with the cuddy shit i don't look at it the way y'all look at it like because from a legal standpoint if we going by legality

you can't prove puff did none of that shit we all might know he did it but you got to prove that he did it cuddy's not on trial no we don't yeah no we don't that's not the the the claims he's making against puff has to be proven that has to be proven you have to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that sean combs blew up your car you have to prove that he broke into your house or had somebody break into your house.

All of those things are speculative.

Even if we know he did it, again, from the legal standpoint, you got to prove he did it.

Although I'm not sure if he's disagreeing.

I don't know because he's not on trial for burning the car.

He's on trial for racketeering, so I'm not sure if that's entirely true.

No, I'm just saying, but true.

They're using these things.

He's abusive or he's,

you know, vindictive, whatever the case may be.

I think it's cut and dry.

Yo, Cassie is the victim.

Cassie is the victim.

Yo, did you want to do all this sexual freak off shit?

She said no.

Adding that the control, adding that the money, adding that all the rest of the shit, you're done.

She's the victim.

This is our sex trafficking case.

You move somebody around that didn't want to be moved.

She was scared to go outside.

You blew up the nigga car when she ran over there.

They painted a very clear picture.

I don't think that they have to prove that shit that Cuddy said.

They just need the jury to hear it.

Yeah.

True.

now

is that right exactly that's what we're saying that's a that's a talk for another day but

i think it's tough for the jury to hear all of this that everybody is is getting up there saying and saying you know what he ain't do that let them go

they got to show me that they got to show me that

and again the the the the um the defense hasn't called up their witnesses yet true you know what i'm saying so i think that this shit gonna be long i think that we're gonna find out a whole bunch of shit about a whole bunch bunch of shit.

And I think when it's all said and done,

I think they're gonna send him to jail.

I think he's going to jail, but I don't think he's taking the long haul like everybody thinks he's gonna take.

I agree with that.

I think they're gonna prove, like, yo, you, you can't just be doing this shit out here and walk scot-free.

Yeah, go sit for five.

Yeah, go sit for three and a half with time, serve, or whatever the case may be, and bring your ass home.

But I don't think that he's gonna get over 10.

Lauren London, they're saying it's supposed to take the stand, so I heard that too.

Really?

Here,

Mm-hmm.

Huh.

Why?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I know she was friends with Cassie, is what they say.

Oh, okay.

Oh.

Oh, so she might have some

insight.

Yeah.

We'll see.

We shall see.

We'll see.

Keep an eye out for it.

It's a holiday weekend.

So

this holiday weekends are not for essay and sex trafficking at all.

Kidnapping.

Nah.

Your favorite uncle should be on the grill.

I'll be on the grill.

Your cousin with some reds should have the aux.

Yeah, you can see it.

Right?

Like, it should be music and vibes.

Card table signs.

Cutting diamonds from the roof.

Yeah, a card table for sure.

Dominoes.

Before I let go.

Cold beers.

Yeah.

Yo.

Beers.

Don't say beers.

Beers.

Yeah, man.

Hey, yo, this Holly.

Man, hold on.

What type of beards do they have at the black joints?

Like the Heinekens and shit like that?

Coronas.

They don't got the shit in the can.

They don't got the bullshits in the can.

If you go down south, them niggas got Mikkalobe Ulta.

The Coronas in the can?

Them niggas made me buy Michelobe Ultra like a month ago.

In the can?

Yes.

Yeah.

Man, that shit wasn't cheap.

I see the Heineken.

Fucking Michelobe Ultra.

That's the shit.

Heinekens and Coronas.

I see Heinekens and Corona.

That's it.

That's up north.

That's the up north shit.

Yeah.

Niggas ain't buying.

What they drink down south?

Where you ain't from the?

What they drink in Virginia?

Them niggas not buying no Heinekens and Corona.

Budweiser, Mickel.

I'm telling you, they made me buy two cases of Mikkeloza.

Budweiser.

Oh, yo, ish, you good?

I drink it.

them niggas is rich.

Come on, it's Chris Brown and ish, my nigga.

We got to get past the Bud Wases and Mickelobas and all that.

My family.

Drinking some Heinkel.

You ain't got to tell me, nigga.

When my uncles down south, don't say nothing.

Take a little walk, get a couple.

Yo, what's up?

Get your uncle a couple.

A couple dollars.

And they hit it.

No, they ask whoever in the yard.

When my uncles go around, hit my dad up.

If I'm there, my dad is dead.

When they get that money and go bust that right down McCreary Road,

no telling.

Oh, my God.

So,

when you, when your old school uncles ask you for

the old school uncles ask you for money, they come back with some Cobra's when they're talking about it.

All that shit.

Whenever them shit would be 49 cents.

Yo, when the uncles ask you for money and you don't carry cash,

they don't do the cash-ins.

How you do it?

You go to the bank, your uncle, I'm going to take it out for you.

Like, it's Uncle, you can't tell Uncle no.

It's coming in once.

No, I might, I might.

He's got a stack of of ones on his side.

I might have a couple dollars on me.

Okay, got it, got it.

Because I was in the airport, so maybe I went and got $40 or something.

A couple single.

Do you believe in telling older people no, Joe?

I know it's my favorite word.

So you're a family man, Joe.

I don't know.

I don't see it.

My family is some of my favorite people to say no to.

Okay.

Talking about in real time.

Hell, Joey, huh?

Yo,

let me get a couple of dollars.

We're going to be specifically.

You're going to tell them no?

I have.

Yo, this actually leads to a question.

I was going to say

Patreon.

Have any of you ever got tired of showing up?

Showing up to a party or showing up for showing people.

Showing up.

Showing up.

Showing up for people.

Whether it be family, like you just be the one you know.

Yes or no?

Yes or no.

I think if you show up in the capacity you're supposed to show up, you will eventually get tired of it.

Yeah.

The people that really show up for people, I'm certain they get tired of it.

Yeah.

But they become so accustomed to showing up.

So

it becomes a norm.

norm and people be accustomed to you showing up and then you and you lean into it it can be exhausting it can be exhausting depending I'm at that point depending on the people because I wanted that if it gets reciprocated if it gets reciprocated then it's an uncertain or I think

but usually the people that show up the most see I don't even no one is there to show up for them That's what I'm saying.

They don't allow people to show up for them because they are the ones that take all the burden on their shoulders.

So they don't allow anybody because they know how they feel.

Like if somebody keeps coming to them.

Yeah, like it ain't gonna be reciprocity if I keep showing up because I'm never gonna ask you to show up.

You are the big fish.

It ain't even about the reciprocity.

It's just about,

I don't know, you just get tired of getting called on all the time and knowing you have to show up for you.

But then what if somebody like you or Joe, excuse me, have

all the questions?

Yeah,

you're hogger already.

What if somebody like you or Joe who has everything they can ask for, right?

I'm not, I'm just being facetious with you, but how can a person show up for you in their mind?

What would they think?

Like, how can i show up for this bad ways there's a lot of ways yeah but a lot of people are intimidated by that no we had a conversation about gift giving thoughtfulness yeah he don't care about thoughtfulness

you i'm just giving

he does care about thoughtfulness

we had a conversation about gift giving and it was yo somebody that could afford every gift how do you give them good gifts and we said thoughtful gifts that you think about i think it's the same shit somebody that got everything don't necessarily got everything you're talking about in the material sense nigga you're cranky when i call nigga you don't really talk about what you're going through.

You probably have all the money in the world that you need.

You don't need it.

There's nothing like, how would a person be able to show up for this person?

Somebody can send you a DM or send you a text message that says, Yo, I'm thinking about you.

You might be going through.

And sometimes that shit could hit you.

It could be the littlest shit in the world.

I'm going to a show.

You want to come with me?

I'm going out to eat.

Dinner's on me.

Hey, I'm going to come over here and bring some food.

Hey, I'm going to show up with some weed, whatever.

Like little shit sometimes to be like, yo.

And we'll have the entire list on my new show explaining to Flip

coming to your YouTube really really soon.

To add to what he's saying though, maybe the show-up list is too long.

Yeah, sometimes you got to slim it.

You got to search.

How many people are on that list that you're showing up for?

Double digits?

At our age, you got to start slimming that shit out.

It's close to double digits.

Yeah, Freeze.

Bro, I think it's just a part of being.

You're exhausted and

you're wearing yourself out, Freeze.

I think it costs you.

That's why I just try to show up financially and be dope.

It's the easy, right?

It's easy.

I mean, that's why I don't say that.

That's why.

It saves you a lot in time.

Yeah.

See, I do it in time.

That's the problem.

Because he might not have the money to do it financially for double-digit people.

No disrespect.

No, no, no, I don't think so.

But disrespect.

No, but he might just can't do it for everybody.

But when you got it, they're not calling.

See, the problem is for me, they're not calling for money.

They're calling for time.

I hear you.

People need yo.

I need you to come over here and I need your assistant to come over and do this.

And I'm like,

I got a family, bro.

I ain't trying to come over there.

Oh, wait.

These people are not family?

No, these people are family.

Oh, okay.

But he said he has his family in the house.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

I was about to have a whole nother angle on this.

No.

He said he has family at home.

Got it, got it, got it.

I got family at home.

You got to just be there for your girl and that and your family.

Family.

I see what you're saying.

I think that shit come with the territory.

It does.

I think it's just part of being a man and that come with the territory, unfortunately.

And if you abuse me on the show up tip, then I'm done.

Yeah, because now you got an excuse not to show up.

Oh, I say no without an excuse.

I don't need an excuse.

I'm not no.

Here's why.

Just no.

You know why.

No.

You know why.

Just no.

That's it.

All right.

All right.

Thank you.

I just want to get it.

Because I'm an adult and I said so.

I said no.

That should be the end of it.

But whatever.

Just say I'm a dick.

So don't listen to me.

Y'all want to talk?

I want to talk about my favorite show.

My favorite part of the show.

Prize.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You fucked up the rhythm, bro.

I know, I know, but we can't.

We got to.

Yeah, you know, you got to keep that clean.

Keep that clean.

Yeah.

We can't come in just.

Run your game, Joe.

Everybody settle that.

Let's go.

Yeah, run your game.

Run the game.

Run your game.

Yo, it's something to that run your game line that stuck with me.

Run your game.

Getting over.

That's it.

Loophole.

Trying to get over.

The loophole in the loophole.

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I picked the Wolves, but it's looking bleak.

Yeah.

I want the Wolves, but it's not looking good.

As a Knicks fan, I wanted the Wolves, too.

I bet you did.

I still think the thunder can be had.

It just ain't been looking like that.

Had where?

On a basketball court.

Yeah.

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Give me a round of applause for that.

Deserved it.

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You ain't say they did the thing?

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And yo, the last decade?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

Yeah.

Moving right along.

Pap and Rem, Joe.

I can't avoid it anymore.

Sightlight like Pap and Rem.

Hey, we're going to go.

Take this out to group chat.

Yeah.

There's a lot of things going on with Pap and Rem right now on social media.

They're going back and forth.

It's the first time we really see Pap Poose use social media the way he is.

Apparently.

No, it's not.

But like that, like this, it is.

I didn't see Pap using like this.

Don't be doing this.

Well, like this.

Yeah.

That's what he's talking about.

Okay.

Yeah.

Now take it back.

Yeah, it must be hard to be in the middle, isn't it?

I love both of them as well.

Not really.

I ain't mind my business.

I'm mind my business.

Especially when it comes to domestic matters, right?

When people are going through it with

somebody married to, got a kid with, I ain't none of my business.

Y'all know me.

I love Rem.

I love Pap.

Yes.

I love them both.

Same.

I'm against all of this public internet shit.

Same.

I think it's all whack.

I think it's all goofy and trash.

Did I call either one of them to say that?

Nope.

Neither.

Did I jump in the live stream that both of them did?

Yep.

I did not.

And did I fucking look at the phone with my girl?

And

motherfucker.

Judge.

She's no judge.

She doesn't like judging with your girl.

No, judging.

That's top tier.

When people go through that shit on the internet, all that back and forth.

Oh, man.

Yeah, me and my girl.

Yeah.

We into that.

I wanted to take it off of Pap and Rim a little bit.

Again, I'm not with none of that shit that they're doing.

Yeah, at all.

I want to ask you before you do that.

You said...

Because you're very close with

Rim, right?

Well, I know you're close with both, but I...

When you ask him these things?

I'm pretty close with both.

You can't use certain words like very close.

He become Mr.

Semantics when it comes to that.

Are you very close to that?

We got up.

I love them both.

Okay.

I love them both.

Equally.

Why would you not call?

Like, I say that because if I saw any of y'all doing anything, I'm going to pick up the phone and call you.

Just, yo, dogs, you straight.

Like, like, sometimes people don't know what they're doing.

They caught in a moment.

I had a family member that was doing something very similar.

I picked the phone up.

Yo, bro, what's up?

I think I'm closer to you than I am, Pap and Rem.

I was about to say, it depends on what I'm saying.

That's why.

That's why.

I think there's a call during turmoil closeness that has to exist.

I don't know that I've established that with Pap and Rem.

And also the position that he's in.

Perfect answer.

The position that I'm in.

No, that makes the difference.

The position that he's in.

Very close, though.

Because when I called, when the first

incident happened, and I called Rem, you know, she was making it seem like, or she said that,

are you calling me to like get news or to be messy?

You know, sometimes that, and he's closer to them than I am, but sometimes that line can get blurred when you're just calling, yo, you okay?

I'm just checking on you.

And I had to repeat that and reiterate that.

And I didn't talk about it.

So sometimes people get like that.

I don't know about Joe, but I know for me.

Like I know you said when Tiana and Shump.

Yeah.

You got on the phone.

Yeah, but I'm closer to them.

Yeah.

I didn't know the look.

I can call Tiana.

But then

there was also an expectation.

Tiana was also expecting me to come in and talk about the nasty shit that I was seeing.

And she said, yo, you can't really keep this quiet because you know it's fouled.

Got it.

So when you call, you got to call at the right time because then she put me on the spot.

Okay.

Yeah, I definitely think it depends on the relationship that you have with the people.

Yeah.

Definitely.

Some niggas would be like, nigga, get off my phone.

Who the fuck are you?

But if they look at you with some certain reverence, some big bro shit, then they'd be more inclined to listen to you.

Like, yo, dog, you know, I'm calling you from a place of love.

You bugging the fuck out publicly.

Right.

You know what I'm saying?

I don't like it because they have been the symbol of black love for a while.

And marriage.

Yeah, all of them.

Everything right.

When I was on love and hip-hop, going through it, whatever I was going through, Pap was in my face talking to all that fucking preacher, preacher, Mr.

Healthy Man, stay, stick it out work it out love your partner Your girl could do no wrong This bullshit.

I ain't want to hear but that was the brand.

So I get it so to see them two go through this it's unfortunate Especially with their story right like I'm hearing Pap go down memory lane with the yo I brought 31 pounds of food to the jail a week.

I was dead yada yada like he they going down memory lane

so

and they alleging a lot of shit.

They are.

Yeah, they are.

It's tea.

It's a lot of laundry.

Ooh, it's tea.

It is tea.

Really?

They allege a lot of shit.

Yeah.

They throwing some shit out here.

See, that's how I'm talking about it.

She called that nigga fucking porn poose.

Yo.

Yo, Cameron Parks 2.

Don't do that.

No, it is just camera.

You call that nigga porn poo

because he pawned.

She said that.

I didn't know.

Don't look at me.

She said she said that.

Because he pawned the jewelry or something.

Yeah, he pawned her bracelets.

I don't know that that to be true.

But even if it is, you're like, yeah, you pawned the bracelets because you're going through some shit.

I also don't like when people are...

This is a nigga that.

I don't like when niggas is married and go through.

Yeah, I don't.

I don't like to say.

If we was ever married at some point, and you was my best friend and Kiki and haha,

then it should be a different way to go about it.

There's an unspoken rule when you're married to somebody.

I was about to say.

How you handle each other.

And I don't know them as well as you guys, but they both just seem super duper solid.

Right?

Both of them seem super duper duper solid.

And so in that, you'd be like, nah, they're not going to take it here.

They're not going to take it there.

They're not going to disclose shit that was private.

The whole thing, the two of them.

Like, that's what they seem like.

And this is shocking.

Do you think these people, do you think it's because we are pre

social media days?

They're not.

Yeah, so you're saying that.

So that's why you handle it.

No, I just think that I don't think that.

I think that if you solid and you had a relationship with somebody and they meant something to you at some point in time, it's just shit that you might not disclose that was given to you in confidence.

Pap said a lot too.

He did, he did.

He did.

No, from what I heard, I heard that.

He said, I wrote your rhymes.

Like, oh,

oh, how you discrediting me.

Yeah, man.

It's nasty, bro.

But again, hurt people, hurt people.

They're trying to hurt each other.

Gay.

You said you were gay.

I've never.

Yo, if you met Remy,

you just don't think, oh, you gay.

This is the first time anybody said this about Remy.

Your husband is saying it.

He said he caught you cheating most of the time.

This shit is nasty.

It's nasty.

I ain't going to repeat any more that they said.

What I will say, though, is if y'all was in this position, how would you want your current partner to handle it?

I wouldn't be in this position.

Yeah.

I hope to never be in this position.

How would I want my, if my,

don't feed it.

You say the current partner as in the person you're moving on with?

Yes.

Like Clarissa and Duke.

Actually, it's easy to say stay out of it, but you kind of might want them to be.

You can say nothing about how that nigga moved in this.

You might kind of want them to have you back at least

publicly.

No, I can't hear you.

You're mumbling again.

Is he?

I can't hear.

I'm just saying, I'm not saying his name.

I don't fuck with none of that shit.

I'm with Pap on shape.

Don't say somebody here in my wife.

I agree.

I'm still with that.

And I was more, and I felt with that.

And don't go clout chase and put me all in your battles and all of this shit.

I'm not with none of that easy shit.

I'm talking from the position of somebody that loves Rem and Pat.

I got you.

And I felt when Pap said, like, yo, something that stuck out to me, he was like, I kind of was concerned thinking that he's blackmailing her because she's acting different.

And he played some audio of him saying that he has videos and tapes and it will come out whenever he wants it to come out.

So Pap was like, I call some people behind the scenes, like, yo, check on Rem and make sure that Duke, that she's in the situation willingly and not in it like she's forced because he's blackmailing her.

Because he played an audio of EZ saying, yo, not your business no more.

It's not your business no more.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not your business no more.

Wait,

if it's in your bed,

it's not your business no more.

It's not your business.

How?

And that's my child's muscle.

They're still in there.

If they're separated and sleeping in separate beds like they both claim,

Pep Poo's don't really claim that.

But if they're separated and sleeping in seeds,

separate beds.

The beds are still in the same net.

We absolutely cannot sit up here as we usually do and say that marriage is a business agreement and then go say

it's none of their business.

If I am still married to this person legally, it is my business.

I don't care about that.

I don't care about none of that.

If a business could get the fuck out of here, I have a double-digit year relationship.

That's it, of course.

I still love this person.

We may be going through whatever, what we're going through, but her best interests and her well-being are still paramount to me.

All right, that's manipulative and controlling.

No, it's not.

Because I think it's totally different.

I think it's the total opposite.

conversation i think it's the total opposite because rim i'm not i don't know that she's saying this i'm just using it because we in this example yeah rim is saying it's it's over we're done sign sign the papers i'm not your business come pick up your clothes i package them neatly in this corner right here kick rocks i'm i'm with a nigga right gotcha that you punched in the face got you and i ain't really feeling that got you

Michael.

But then if you're hearing that,

if you hear that your wife.

We ain't even got to talk about dumb.

If somebody's getting over

on any one of our

child's mothers that we not with,

how is it our business?

It depends on the level of relationship that you have with that person.

Stop it.

Let me answer that ass.

The same way you just answered.

Bro, if I have a 10, 12-year relationship, 15-year relationship with one of your exes that y'all...

You still love the person.

You want what's best for the person, especially if they're your child's mother.

You still want what's best for the person.

So anything that affects them affects your kids.

You wanting what's best for someone is not enough.

The other person has to receive it.

Let me finish.

You can want the best for somebody or it's not.

That's not true.

We know a nigga in jail now.

That's not true.

They don't have to receive it.

I could still want the best for them without them receiving it.

And if I start calling the police and treating this like what it is, then you're going to be jammed up talking about I love you and I want the best for you.

So hold on.

Stop.

I don't understand what you're saying.

You're saying manipulative.

Where's the

manipulative on the person?

Because the person you saying, I love you and I want your best interest is saying you're dubbed.

So you trying to say that he should.

If you take it upon yourself now to continue the behaviors of wanting the best for this person without it being on you.

Yeah.

Control.

That that don't mean I'm manipulating the person.

Yo, you even.

It's controlling.

Not manipulative.

And I don't think it's controlling either.

Yo, we've loved somebody that we've seen going off the deep end.

And they saying, nigga, fuck you.

And you still are doing things and moving behind closed doors.

Yo, I know he was running off at the mouth.

Yo, spare him.

Yeah.

Yo, I know he was doing X, Y, Z.

Yo, that's why people look out for him.

I know he's bugging the fuck out.

None of y'all ever call your baby's mom and say, yo, the new nigga you moving on with, watch yourself.

Stop it.

I don't know what y'all talking about.

We wouldn't do that.

No, you wouldn't like that.

So why y'all trying to sell me a bridge?

But hold on, but hold on.

Don't try to sell me no bridge.

But if my children, if my children's mother, I don't know if you're a motherfucker's mother miss you with maybe if my children's mother's on the verge of being blackmailed nigga I'm concerned

I'm concerned I've done that shit with girlfriend he got he got tapes he got tapes this nigga's on audio saying he got tapes and pictures of you and that he can expose it at any time I'm concerned I'm going to want to do something because that's still my children's mother.

Flips right.

Flip's right.

He is 100% right.

And my children have to see this.

I'm not going to argue it.

I'm not going to argue it.

So

you just saying that a person should just mind their business.

That's your route.

Yo, you got yourself in it.

I'm going to mind my business.

We're no longer together.

Whatever come out of that come out of that.

That's your stance?

Yes.

No.

That's an interesting stance.

Especially when kids involved.

Hell no.

Absolutely.

That's an interesting stance.

No, not just that, nigga.

We got a 20-year relationship.

Yo, dog, I hear that.

You have to trust your child's mother and her decision-making.

You cannot police it.

You can't parent it.

You can't monitor it.

You can't talk to them so they can make the best decision.

They're going to make a lot of decision.

They're going to make your fuck-ass decision.

And there's nothing you can do about it.

If you're watching them get blackmailed or something, you can sit there and jump.

You can take the parent's mother out of it.

My nigga, this was once my friend that I love the shit out of for 20 years, and I still care about their well-being.

Right, you we are not together no more.

I still want you to go on and be prosperous, dog.

Sign the papers.

If every time you do that and make that move, the person on the other end is saying, Yo, sign these papers and get the fuck out of my face.

At some point, you're gonna have to get the fuck out of my face.

I'm agreeing with my father.

I'm agreeing with you.

I think that I think Pap is hurt.

I think that both things could be true.

I think they both hurt.

Yo, I think both things could be true.

I think Pap is more hurt.

I don't.

I don't know about that.

I don't.

I'm agreeing with you.

I don't think Pap is more.

And again, I'm totally talking out my ass.

Like, I don't have a fact nowhere.

I agree.

I have not spoken to anybody, but just listening to Pap's live stream versus her live stream.

He seemed more concerned.

He getting into shit that, yo, dog, you don't have to tell us all the people she cheated with.

It's not relevant.

It's immaterial.

There's no point to that right now.

If you getting into that and the other person is saying, I have your shit packed.

Sign the fucking papers and get out my face.

I think that's what I'm saying.

That ain't all the other person is saying, though.

They are both saying things to try to hurt each other.

She's up here saying, yo, he was the brokest nigga I've ever been with.

Of every man I've ever been with, he's the brokest.

She's a girl.

Dog, I'm just speaking on what her

doing.

You can't do that.

Both of them are hurt and are trying to hurt the other one.

The man has to hurt different than the girl.

Sorry, that's my belief.

I'm agreeing with y'all that the man should call it.

That's wrong.

Look, and that's why we can't call each other and say, yo, my nigga, I'm calling him to tell you good night.

Yeah, don't call me.

That shit you just said.

I'm a man to man, nigga.

Good night.

I can call you and say goodnight.

No, you can't.

No, you can't call me and say goodnight.

But the shit that you just said, saying that men hurt differently than women, that's the bullshit.

I say should.

They shouldn't.

They be human.

Yes, they should.

You're wrong.

I agree.

Don't tell me I'm wrong.

I have a different opinion.

I've heard niggas call my phone three, four o'clock in the morning.

No right or wrong.

True, true, true.

True, true, true.

But nigga, I've seen you hurt before.

I've seen a bunch of my male friends hurt before.

What we show in the public facing and what we show behind closed doors is two totally different things because men are not allowed to hurt in public like that.

That is not really my point, and I agree with that.

What I'm saying is you said they should hurt differently.

I know, but that's open for interpretation.

So let me explain what it is.

Yeah, let me swap.

If,

and you have seen me hurt before, I have.

I'm not saying it as a shot.

My nigga, you're my kid.

It's not a shot, yo.

No.

Dog, I'm king hurt.

There's nobody that's more.

You Jalen?

Jalen hurt.

Yo, Jalen hurt.

Two weeks ago, I cried because the host of Saturday Night Live during Mother's Day told like some sappy story in the front.

There was a nigga named the white actor.

We love her.

You know something like, oh, and my mom is in the audience, and she used to take me to these clubs and dance.

So right now, I ask you, Mother, please dance.

Dance with me.

Boy, I drive up for stormwatch of Saturday Night Live.

I've been doing all that shit.

Got it.

I'm just saying.

If after the breakup, you hear me, somebody I was with 10, 15 years, have along, you hear me saying

yo this whole bitch this slutchiness she ain't worth shit she ain't if you just hear me speaking about her in a way you will be look you will be looked at differently as a man we're gonna know you hurt and that's why you get it off a thousand percent but how you are handling your hurt you're gonna be looked at different versus

Maybe this is sexist.

What?

It's sexist.

Nigga, you may be OLS3 and ain't nobody looking at you differently like a man?

What you talking about?

You gotta shut the fuck up.

You just got your pretense.

You gotta shut the fuck up.

Jump ass up.

Ain't nobody.

Get out of here, yo.

You gotta sell some.

You bringing up the arts.

You wrote it.

In the arts.

You wrote it.

What I'm talking about in real life.

You went in the studio and recorded it.

You could have kept that inside.

It was.

Yes.

And niggas tried to keep you from putting it out.

Why?

Because a man shouldn't be doing that publicly.

Oh, play.

That's one of Greatest cheating song.

He's cooking.

That's not the point.

He's cooking if you're taking my arts and putting it in real life, which is

my real life.

It's an artist of real life.

You broke your real life.

It's no different than you getting on a live stream saying the shit that you said in a song.

That's awesome.

I think we're moving the conversation somewhere different.

Neither one of them have a song out.

Neither one of them have a song out.

Yo,

that we could have that debated.

I'm talking.

I'm talking about it.

You right, OG.

You're right, OG.

You're right.

You got it.

We got you.

You wrong, OG.

Listen,

I'll repeat.

If the lady is asking for a divorce

and you are still on the points that helped y'all to separate,

it's going to be looked at different.

Like he even saying on there, he's saying, yo, you cheated.

I took you back.

Yes.

You cheated again.

I took you back.

You cheated again.

I went to therapy.

So you telling us you want her back.

I disagree.

No.

What led to this?

No, what I think he's trying to do, hear me out.

I don't know them.

So let's be clear.

But oftentimes when people break up, the man bears the brunt of that.

I think he's shifting the blame, saying, yo, you were doing all of these things.

And I was a stand-up nigga in that.

And I took you back.

I went to therapy.

I did all this other shit.

And you still did other shit.

See, I don't think you ever get the vacation from being a stand-up nigga.

Pap has been nothing but a stand-up nigga to our knowledge publicly.

True.

So now, don't start not being that.

And I'm not saying that's happening because I love him.

But don't appear any other way now that there's turmoil and divorce.

And I think that's what he's doing.

I think he's telling the world, dog, I was a stand-up nigga through all this shit.

I stood by you.

I did all of these things.

And it plays out and looks away for him.

Like, yo, damn, he was supportive.

Oh, he got cheated on mad times.

Oh, he went to therapy.

Men don't be wanting to go to therapy.

Oh, damn, he's the good guy.

He's the consummate good guy.

I think that's what he's saying.

And I think Pap lookaway posting a picture of homeboy with the, yo, could you believe it?

Don't let me go read this shit.

He already took it down.

I bet.

And that is my point.

That right there is my point.

He posted something that he shouldn't have posted about somebody that he shouldn't have posted about, put a caption that he shouldn't have put.

Somebody that love him, or he just came to his better senses, said, yo, this ain't how I should present.

The phone call.

I just think that's what I'm trying to say.

Hurt Hurt should present differently.

Now, to your point about the whole, she's saying, yo, I don't care about none of that.

Sign a divorce, sign a divorce, sign a divorce.

And he hasn't done it.

He also put up when he did finally sign a divorce and everything.

He wrote a caption with it.

And one of the things in there, because he said she lied for an hour straight, but actions speak louder than words.

You just caught me yesterday trying to get back with me.

Should have did that either.

I know he shouldn't have.

It's nasty.

Well, wait.

Let's.

Nasty.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

It's nasty, but listen.

Let's say that is, let's say that happened.

So let's say.

If it happened, you shouldn't say it happened.

I'm not talking about the fact.

I'm talking about the fact that he ain't signed the papers in so long.

Because you're saying it.

All she's saying is, nigga, you want my best interests, whatever.

I don't want none of that.

Sign the papers, sign the paper, sign the papers.

But if she was behind closed doors calling him trying to get back, then there's more conversation happening than just sign the paper, sign the paper, sign the papers, which would say why he might not have signed the papers.

He just believes it

on the shit.

Depending on what you're saying, you know what?

Now I'm done done.

You believe in double standards.

You believe that the man should just, if you're honorable, you should carry it like a man.

Be who you are.

That's true.

Keep it behind the scenes.

Yeah.

You have to do it.

Let the woman do what.

I've not always exhibited that behavior.

I stand in that.

I understand what I'm saying.

I stand up.

I stand at 100%.

Yeah.

I agree with you.

Women going to do that.

They're going to do what they do.

We got to do what they do.

Like, she's calling them homeless.

Yeah, she's going to be doing that.

But

there's some honorable women, bro.

Like,

it took Tiana a long time to even make that.

It's just some honorable women that need to be highlighted, that live off the code and the creed of, I just want to handle this behind the scenes.

Even in her case, even in Tiana's case, she tried to file with initials.

She did.

So nobody would know who it was.

She did.

And Duel went and was like, no, I want our names out there.

There's honorable humans on both sides.

I just want to be careful with that because women deal with so much from niggas that.

However, y'all choose to respond, depending on what you're dealing with.

That's true.

I understand.

That's true.

We don't want to compare pain.

True, true, true, right?

I respect that.

I love Rim.

I love Pap.

I wish they would stop.

They're still at Pap right now concurrently.

Yeah.

And that's what I got, man.

Yeah.

The world does not need to know all this information at all.

And like, just because one do it,

the other one knows how to do it.

Yeah.

Like, just, but that's hard for people.

It is.

Yo.

That's a star right there.

That's a star to the left.

Nigga walked in here with the aura, boy.

That's a star.

We up, boy.

We up.

Boy, we up.

I see it.

That's my bad.

I've been saluting.

I've been saluting that nigga this whole time.

I don't want to know that nigga.

I've been saluting him this whole time.

Stop.

He walked ahead with the red.

He is so stupid.

For the audience,

my girl's son is here.

Yes.

For years, he's been asking me to come to this pod to actually see the pod.

But until I saw him at these camps,

he wasn't worthy.

That ain't nothing.

He wanted a pie.

You want to be ice in there, boy.

Don't he look like a football player?

He do, he do.

He got that whole shit around.

He looked like a cornerback.

Yeah, yeah.

He looked like a cornerback.

Smart.

But fast as hell, too.

Welcome, man.

Welcome.

Look at him looking nice.

Look at her over there, too.

Fuck out of here.

I can see it now, boy.

She thinks I ain't coming to the camp so she can do that shit with them coaches again.

You hating?

Yo, you hating?

You're here?

You hating, though.

You hear?

I don't like that coaching.

You're here, look.

We're gonna be in Jersey.

We're gonna be right in Jersey, nigga.

Look,

I'm hating.

I'm gonna be hating.

I'm feeling.

You think I came out?

Yeah, I know.

He was talking to the coach.

I'm gonna talk to you in private.

Talk to you.

We have a little conversation.

A little chatty shit.

How about

yo, oh, man.

You stupid, dog.

Prayers, prayers.

Prayers, prayers.

Prayers for Pap.

Prayers for Rem.

Do y'all think that Clarissa is your mind of business?

When you can fight, no.

You don't have to.

When you get busy, you don't got to.

You don't got to when you get busy.

And on top of that,

if you're going to clap me, then

you don't have to.

If you get busy, you can do what you want.

If I know I can get busy.

That's the part I don't like.

I don't like it neither, but it's.

My new girl gotta sit back

while I'm talking to 10 and

10 years of history

that I have a child with that I was married.

I know you want to stick up for me and yada, yada, yada, but the new girl might have to relax.

Same with the new nigga.

I ain't like that shit rimmy.

Wasn't I just chilling all day yesterday?

Here he going to bed.

Yeah.

Shut the fuck up, nigga.

Shut the fuck up.

He did that?

Yeah.

We talking to Ribby.

Where was I at all day yesterday?

Here you go in the back.

With me.

Nigga.

He lucky I ain't no better rapper, boy.

He is cold.

Oh, no, they've been going crazy.

At date.

I hate it.

And Hytom Law.

I absolutely hate it.

In their crib.

Ribby don't even look right when she in his crib.

Yo.

No, but she hopped on the stream, told me, yeah, I'm holding down in front of that.

But she was in.

I'm out of here, man.

What you be sure to look like?

The old remnants started coming back?

The old remnant Paula was back?

What are you talking about?

Mad Night up in there.

She had the true religions on.

He said, Mad Night.

No, they told me that true religion came back in style.

It did.

Shout out to True.

Yeah, true as shit.

Yeah, I see.

I'm old.

What do I do?

Yeah, true true did come at me to be.

I don't know nothing about no style.

They ain't listening to this podcast for style tips from Joe.

Me neither.

It's crazy.

That's funny.

Yo, you stupid.

Mad Night in there.

I don't think the nigga should be in the background, even involving himself.

I think it sounds crazy.

Kick Rob.

Yeah, I think it could.

Come on.

Like, even, even you doing too much.

The coverage that we had in the day crime, too.

Especially if he slept you already.

He went crazy when he talked about the sleeping.

Yo, even the shit with RG3, I didn't know that.

That came to my attention.

That RG3 was in the back talking, and his girl was in the back.

adding in.

I was like, oh,

you're Bob's nasty.

Yeah.

Let's check it out.

More power to all

faults and purse.

I'm glad my days of public feuding with

someone I love are over with.

Jesus.

Yeah, that's notorious.

Because there's no way to tell your new partner to shut the fuck up and mind your business.

Especially if the other person says something.

It's hard, yo.

You bugging, man.

It's hard.

Because let me be clear.

How did this start?

I heard it started from an interview that Shorty had on

a thing.

It depends on whose story you believe.

They say that every time Clarissa opened her mouth, she talked about Rem and Pat.

But that heard it wasn't negative.

It don't matter.

Don't matter.

Don't mention my name.

It matters.

It matters.

No, and don't.

Don't talk about me on your interview.

It matters.

I don't think it matters, bro.

I think it matters.

It don't matter.

You could tell the interviewer to list the things you don't want to talk about.

And you should have enough going on.

If you don't have enough going on to not talk about me, then you shouldn't be doing an interview.

Let me ask you this.

If somebody says something positive, right?

Because I didn't see it, but I heard that it wasn't nothing malicious.

I heard she ain't say nothing bad.

Cool.

And if you are really over it, like you saying, you over it.

Then the fact that somebody said your name, but in a positive way and didn't say nothing malicious, if you really, really, really over it, you let that go.

No.

Not if you're not.

I'm not over it though.

I i might not like this person they might not be over that's my point that's my point nothing wrong no but nothing wrong with that person your whole stance was

come get your sign these papers i'm over you but that could be that and then also i don't with shorty and don't ever say my name

nothing don't talk to me we we don't already had this before so you don't ever say nothing to me i won't say nothing to you and one don't mean the other because justifying bullshit wait one don't mean the other justifying it can i just say what i'm saying please because the woman is doing, uh, going through the necessary course of action during breakup, don't mean that she's not emotional doing it.

It just means she's dealing with the emotions and going through it.

Any one of the girls that called me and said, hey, you can keep that shit.

It's over.

I never come out of here.

And was actually carrying it like that.

I still thought they was hurt.

Remy could still be hurt, but she going through it saying, I want this to be a rap.

They are hurt, bro.

Both of them are hurt.

They both hurt.

Their actions are showing that they both hurt.

Because

when you really don't give a a fuck, you don't do none of this.

I do think the new party got to shut the fuck up.

Got it.

On both sides.

Got you.

No matter if you're saying something good or bad.

Let the two people that was in the relationship deal with it without the extras, without the media coverage, breakfast club, nigga.

Hell no.

I love them both.

Thoughts and prayers.

Peace and peace.

I'm with them both.

I'm not calling because y'all still in the midst of it.

I be saying, y'all, I'm going to call as soon as this shit die down a little bit.

And this shit don't.

Shit be fire.

For years.

Right back on fire.

Years be on fire, though.

God damn.

Anywho.

Tease and Peace.

And while we're at Tees and Peace, it's reported that Sasha Jenkins, legendary journalist, Ego Trip, was a writer on the Boondocks, various television shows, books.

He wrote books with Elliot.

Legendary hip-hop journalist passed away.

Real hip-hop hand, man.

Rest in peace.

Rest in peace, Sasha.

That was my man y'all said the jim earcy passed yeah yeah that's too yeah that's too peaceful yikes what a character

jesus

thought jimercy's the coach

owner of the cults of the colts

owner of the colts he runs shit down there yeah

or did

he gave the team the whole his daughter

love that

love that

love that money a little outstanding got a little outstanding uh sure yeah let's hit a little outstanding

that's the generational

he got it from his father generational yeah pass it down

i think they said he

he was 37 when he got the cults crazy

thoughts and prayers

what they say for the shoe for the shoe for the shoe thoughts and prayers for the shoe

just not tonight

that's true

That's not a shoe.

That's what they call it.

What does it say?

The surs?

Yes, sirs.

Yeah, that was the worst playoff t-shirt in the world.

What did it say?

It said, the yes, sirs.

Not like sirs.

I get it.

Yes.

Yeah, no.

Sirs.

No.

That's how you know they ain't about to win nothing.

That was the wackiest t-shirt ever made, man.

Rest in peace, Jim Hersey.

Sasha Jenkins.

Hey.

Love you.

Hey, I mean, two-step very quick.

It's a holiday weekend out this bitch.

Talk to him.

You

like my fight.

I

never lied.

You

blow my mind.

I won't stay.

I'll stay there.

So what's the body?

Yes, sir.

Fucking yes, sir.

Yes, sirs.

Actually, you know what?

I do want Indiana Pacer fans to enjoy their moment, right?

That was an epic comeback victory the other night.

It was.

That little choke shit.

I ain't bout to hate.

I ain't about to hate.

Y'all did that shit.

Have hope and faith.

It looks like y'all truly have a shot to make the NBA Finals.

On the flip side of that,

to Nick fans out there who may be discouraged,

picture this, will you?

Adam Silver sitting in his office

drinking coffee.

Advertise us coffee.

I mean, having a little

Terry Mr.

Yeah, yeah.

Having his favorite little meal.

In a group chat with some of the homies.

Just picturing how he wants this NBA Finals to look.

Oh, my God, a head scratcher.

Do I want the Indiana Pacers

to be there?

Or New York City?

David versus Goliath.

Damn, do I want Nae Smith and...

You don't want David versus David.

Do I want Nace Smith and McGill?

Darnelly, Johnny.

Oh shit.

Miles Turner, who y'all was trying to trade for a fucking Lucy.

Pascal, he wasn't even dressed like it was like the finals that's coming up.

You ever see the Pacers walking there?

He had essentials on.

Them niggas look a mess.

He had essentials on.

What I'm saying, Pacer fans.

I'm very judgy.

No, I know Joe's gonna say.

I know it's fascinating.

I ain't gonna say that.

He's not here for fashion tests.

I don't know.

So you could get rid of the fish.

He best had essentials.

Hey, hey, hey, Pacer fans.

I just don't know if Adam Silver is picking your city to be.

I just don't know.

That's a real thing.

Do you know the money that's going to be made if the New York Knicks make the NBA Finals?

At every level.

At every level.

All levels.

At every level.

Are you crazy?

Advertising

clubs.

Yeah, I mean, the Starlits don't want the Pacers.

Are you crazy, nigga?

Why you?

I just noticed those are Pacer colors.

You cool.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

She on this shit.

He tried to shit.

You cool?

I mean,

Pacer, Pacer fans out there.

Listen.

Pacer tickets are going for $29.

No, they're not.

I look.

Them shits ain't that cheap.

They're $2.30.

No, no, no.

They ain't much more than that.

The cheapest, I'm saying.

The cheapest, the cheapest, the cheapest, the cheapest.

Oh, the nosebleed?

The cheapest ticket.

The bleed.

The cheapest ticket, I think, is going for $220 or something.

But for joke purposes, because I stepped on.

Yo, your Pacer tickets is going for like $19.99,

something like that.

Knicks tickets, very different ballgame.

Anyway, man.

See?

The fucking Pacer tickets.

I think the Knicks, I mean, not the Knicks, the NBA are prepared to market both.

Because you can market small versus

small.

So is it rigged or naught?

Yeah, we were just talking about the rig of the draft, and Shaq went and said something was re that he asked him if he wanted to play where it's warm or whatever it was.

Is it rigged or naw?

Who asked him that?

He was on an interview and they said uh i think david stern came up and said you want to play somewhere warm or so and oh yeah well for the draft when he got drafted

just happened just so happened that orlando won the first pick yeah anyways i do believe the draft to be somewhat tinkered with

i think the playoffs sometimes get tinkered with too i think this is business at the end of the day i think it's business for sure yo i'm gonna keep it we don't want to see no pacers you don't want to hear this

my nigga that game the other night they fought fought through a lot of shit.

Who?

It was AN1s, left and right.

They fought through a lot of shit to win that game.

Like, standard tickets, 460.

Them niggas was just raised on porridge.

Not corny.

Non-steroid calf.

Them niggas go get their water from like the well.

The well.

They got to churn the shit.

They got to do the shit.

They got to do the shit.

Don't stop running.

I think y'all.

I think.

Nicks and five.

Nick's at five.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Fucking right.

Nick's in five into an eight.

Nick's at five into an eight.

Until it die.

Okay.

God damn it.

You kind of wear an OKC colors.

What's going on with you?

Yeah, Mr.

Minnesota.

I just like this hoodie.

Me too.

It wasn't deep for me.

Nah, you got the matching.

Y'all niggas do the matching top and bottom, just like the bitches.

Sweatsuits.

They don't wear sweatsuits?

Yeah.

Got you.

So let's go.

Let's go, Nicks.

Let's see.

Go, Nicks.

That's it.

All right, what else we got?

What else we got?

Glow Willa got a nose job.

I know Ice is fuming.

I didn't even know she had a nose.

I hope you don't watch that.

Oh, my gosh.

She was just married.

Yo, it's got some fun.

Ice really want to fuck Glow Willie.

No, I don't.

Every tattoo.

No, if you didn't have a girl.

No, I don't.

If you didn't have a girl.

I can't speak for that.

I speak for what I know.

Well, that's why I'm speaking for you.

If you didn't have a girl.

Or if you didn't have a girl, that nigga would be done moving to Memphis by now.

Word.

But anyway, yeah.

Doesn't matter.

It don't matter, though.

You can't follow.

Your girl that you follow Glorilla on Instagram?

I follow Glow on Instagram.

And Twitter?

And Twitter.

Got to know when the album dropped.

Exactly.

She's got an album coming out too.

And the calendar.

And the calendar.

The Glorilla calendars.

That's crazy.

That's funny.

Yeah, Glow.

Yeah, Glow.

All right.

She got a Glow calendar.

On the fridge.

All right.

Glory having a nose job seems to be a big pattern.

I'm I don't know what to do with the hand.

For some reason.

Hell, man.

So Ice, how do you feel?

Break it down for us.

I don't feel no.

Unpack it.

What is that to unpack?

Did they do a good job?

They made a big deal out of it because the internet likes making big deals out of shit that don't.

No, they made a big deal out of it because her nose was her thing.

Her nose was like her thing, like Rick Ross's beard.

It was a thing.

Yeah.

It was part of her like image.

She used to rap about it all the time.

Okay.

It's not a a big deal to me.

That's why I say that.

It's like if James Harden popped up tomorrow with no beard, somebody would say something about it.

That's all.

Yeah.

They would.

Her nose is that.

And she said and did.

Like they point out, yo, did she get her nose down?

She's like, and did.

Do y'all feel the way that Meg the Stallion unfollowed her?

They said that was Cap anyway.

They said it was Cap?

Yeah, they said it was Cap.

Damn, Cock sauces.

They got me.

I'm on my ass shit.

They just caught me.

And just cocked.

Yo.

You trying to call me something else?

No.

No.

Watch your fucking mouth.

I don't say nothing.

You got the family here.

Watch your mouth, man.

That's my boy.

Hello.

Yeah, but I don't care about that.

Nobody care about that shit, Joe.

Yeah, no.

Okay, so we're not going to get into the self-hatred part of it.

There's.

You're trying to walk.

I go to the bathroom.

I'm seeing that.

I'm definitely not getting it.

And do you think that anybody that gets plastic surgery is self-hatred?

I think those jobs specifically speak to it.

I'm not against plastic surgery.

I think a lot of black women that get nose jobs, for them to have an issue with their old nose is because it was a black nose.

And they wanted to rid themselves of their black nose to be accepted in other spaces sometimes.

What if their nose wasn't a black nose?

Yeah.

Okay, and I'm not talking about that.

Who had the other nose?

The mixed nose.

I ain't talking to that person there.

Then you just got a nose job.

Gotcha.

But nose jobs that I don't see a whole bunch.

I don't see all, and pardon my ignorance i wait till mark gets here to correct me about nose jobs since he knows everything about some shit shut up

uh

but i don't see girls that go get nose jobs come back with like you know in the barbershop there's like the picture of like the 20 different cuts

yeah i think in the at the nose job spot it ain't but like three noses you could get they all come out with either one of three noses and they all european

I don't ever see no black girl go in and come out with a different black girl nose.

Maybe you just got a white girl nose.

I don't think it's self-hatred.

I think it's self-realization.

I'm not saying this about glow.

I opened the combo up.

Yeah.

I'm not saying this about glow, really.

I just think today, man, people got the opportunity to fix whatever the fucking thing.

Yeah, they don't like.

It don't necessarily got to be self-hatred.

Shit, I ain't like my teeth.

I went out of the visal line.

It's not self-hatred.

I think, and you're in a public spot like that.

You was cool with your nose.

You stopped fixing after teeth?

Yes, nigga.

You answer me, man.

Fuck it.

That got good noses.

You answer me, bro.

That nigga got good noses.

It's how about you?

What you want to fix up on yourself

besides your fucking bikini line?

That's self-hatred.

Yeah.

So today.

Would you do something like that?

What?

Get a nose job?

Not even just nose job, but

lipo.

What else is this?

I mean, you know what I'm expecting?

Let me take that back.

Filler.

Oh, you do know?

You do the filler, though.

If I was, what's the filler?

You do the filler, right?

In your face?

Yeah.

Little Botops.

Yo, shut up.

I'm talking about the ring.

No disrespect.

You ain't get that when you had to.

Yes.

Ish.

I'm asking a question.

Yeah,

I get what?

Ish.

All right, listen.

The fillers in my face, nigga.

Yeah.

I wasn't.

What you?

I was just asked.

Ish, your face looks mad different from when we was in part.

He's smooth.

He just yelled.

On God.

Why would he get filler and

not fix his jibs?

Because y'all don't look at the whole episode, but his clips floating around up-ish in the old basement.

His forehand was different.

That could just be what they were doing.

let me see let me see let me see

this shit is clean

now if i was overweight yeah i would like oh yeah that nigga talking down the riz

that nigga said if i was overwhelmed talk to these niggas no i i would i would get light ball or something if i was like you know single

beast yeah yeah the bundle what's that that's when you get a few things though might as well while you're in there light ball stop playing

you're the authority on all things female

which is a shame which is a shame you gonna get an ass lift

is wrong with this nigga be 52 I'm saying you think it's sagging now yeah what the fuck you want

about his geeks yo

you don't care about that I think the most most to make it is his jibs fixed, right?

Dog.

It's gonna come in with a new smile.

I'm telling you, nigga.

Solo for me.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Stop with the color contacts.

Never do.

Oh, yeah.

He put that to bed finally.

Thank God.

Thank God.

That shit stopped working for him.

That's why.

Look, his eyes back brown.

They back brown again.

Color contacts.

Yeah, we did all the pretty eye niggas go.

It's over.

Vanished.

Niggas got money.

That odd shit ain't mean nothing no more.

At all.

Q ain't even mean nothing.

Dear word.

Q ain't mean nothing.

Bitches change up their whole criteria.

My dumb ass at East Arch hot niggas start pulling up with CRXs and Audis.

That little curly head right now with the.

Wave.

All that shit is gone.

I'll haul dance to the suburbs.

Haul dance to the suburbs.

Breaking news, breaking news, breaking news.

No more pennies.

They're not making pennies anymore.

I read that.

And then I read that pennies cost three cents to make, which I was like, oh, yeah, I guess they should get rid of, man.

I read two cents, but still.

Same shit, yeah.

And I feel like that was the question I should have asked myself a long time ago: How much does it cost to produce a penny?

Who gives a fuck?

I feel like things, I think they can stop at quarters, to be completely honest with you.

I think they're slowly gonna stop at all this shit.

I think nickels are about to stop soon.

Nickels are stupid.

Nickels have been stupid.

I don't want to be around people that have

changed.

Even when I needed to change,

niggas still got the change.

Y'all niggas are elitist.

No, no, no.

Niggas still got the change.

When the last time you touched them checked in the chat, that dude is noisy.

Me too.

That dude is loud.

He's a lot.

Slinging around.

That dude is noisy.

And he had the fucking cashier, like, counting out.

But they're going to get you exact.

Yeah.

Oh, you know what?

Else is fun.

Them niggas don't know math now either.

You get them?

At all.

These little motherfuckers are dodos.

You go in there and they type it in first, and then you give them the change after.

Them niggas look at you like you're an alien.

The problem with change is you just lose it.

Anyway, follow your pocket and listen to it.

My smart.

All my car got changed on the side.

No.

The pink shit.

You still in that pink.

You still in the Barbie World truck?

No.

I keep trying to take it back.

I ain't going to say nothing about the people that are bad at math now, because sometimes my son put his little equations game on difficult and come start asking me you up a little bit

hey nigga I don't know

I don't care

I do not care he's the math guy

I hear Lex is six

Lex is seven

pardon me second grade man what that got to do with that equations game

what's the like

go ahead go ahead speak nigga what's the hardest question?

What are you talking about, nigga?

No, it's not.

I don't know if it's a kid's game.

You saying that he doubts?

Do you know the answers?

No.

That's why he came to the business.

You need to know the answers, nigga.

That's why.

I'm going to leave him his little million dollars.

He got an account.

I know how to count.

I know how to count.

Hey, yo, so-and-so.

Can you find that?

Hey, yo, wire.

So you're doing math.

Yeah, I'm alright.

Algebra and all that shit.

Algebra 2 and all that.

I'm going to put you to a test nigga.

Keep going.

About stats.

Keep going.

Stats.

I stopped.

What's after Algebra 2 and shit like that?

Calculus.

Statistics wasn't fun.

Geometry.

That shit was hard.

Well, you got to get the graphing calculator out.

That shit out.

Yeah, 85.

I had an 83.

I wasn't as advanced as 83.

I had 85.

I had bowling on that shit, and that's all I did.

That nigga swear y'all small, bro.

That's all right.

Man.

Once the teacher got up there talking about how many quarts and ounce and all that shit, I was gone.

Well, nah.

How many ounces and ounces?

Yo, quartz and a gallon.

Quart to all of that.

Quartz and a gallon.

How many?

I don't know.

I got to grab the Pepsi.

I got to grab the Pepsi.

Are you serious, though?

I'm dead ass.

I don't know none of that is what y'all talking about.

If you had someone in yum, yam, yam, then you'll know.

They could do, what's it called?

Standard measurement?

They could get rid of that.

If they're going to get rid of pennies, can we go to the U.S.

auto-metric shit?

No, U.S.

12 inches a foot, that's for sure.

That's not metric.

Yeah, that's not metric.

Oh, that's U.S.

Oops.

Metric easy as shit.

I know.

We should go to metric.

Well, you know, we got to be different.

U.S.

got to be different.

I saw some shit that showed what all the different countries in the world call a pineapple.

Okay.

Like, in all the different languages.

Yeah.

And it was the same word, and then the United States says pineapple.

Like, we just assholes, B.

That's a fact.

Like, it's centimeters, millimeters, meters, everywhere.

We got you, Ish.

We got you.

Nigga, like, don't you try to show off grams.

We got you, bro.

Listen, that's my man from

the moment.

We want to do ounces.

I followed

some

Indian tech guy's Instagram page yesterday.

The whole page is just him coming up with bright ideas that could be, not him coming up with, but taking ideas that are bright in some countries and saying how they could be useful in other countries.

Okay.

And the video that got me was

he proposed America

come out with

a closed burger.

and he was showing the machine to sell it's an empanada but it was a burger it's a burrito but it was a burger tapered off

so he's saying yeah some of that same shit they should apply to burgers because it would keep it hot better

it would he named about three different things that a closed burger would do and said americans are stupid for never closing the burger

he got me

and you agree i don't love this idea at all because i might i might want I want to put some males or some ketchup on my shit.

I got to take the pickles off that I told them no pickles that they put on it anyway.

And I'm going to.

I got to take them.

I'm going to take my wife's pickles and put them on mine.

They never get that.

Extra pickles.

You want to close Glizzy?

Yes, they have a corn dog.

That's a corn dog, yeah.

That's not

bread.

Yeah, that's breaded.

That's not bread.

I'm not eating a corn dog anyway.

A corndog ain't bread, nigga.

It's push puppy with corn.

It's cornmeal, ain't it?

It's cornmeal.

I'm not eating it, whatever it is.

Got it.

It's a pigs in the blanket.

Corn dog.

Yo, what are you talking about?

Pigs in the blanket.

Pigs in the blanket.

That's a closed hot dog.

It is.

A mini clothes hot dog, but a clothes hot dog all the same.

Pancake or syrup.

Changes the dynamic, but it's cool.

All right, moving on.

What else is there that?

Rod Wave.

Yeah, Rod Wave.

Rod Wave.

My phone broke.

Look at that.

Anyway, what about Rod Wave?

Rod Wave, you can't shoot at the girl's G-Wagon 14 times.

Sorry.

Rod Wave, I feel like, gets arrested a lot.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, he does.

But.

You wouldn't, like, his music is nice, peaceful, emo.

Nice, peaceful.

Like I said.

Niggas crying on every record.

It ain't nothing peaceful about it.

It's a nice, peaceful emo.

Yeah, emo.

It's emo, yeah.

Okay.

I cut a ride wave song going, tried to familiarize myself.

I was like, oh, I'm too happy with life for this.

I couldn't do it.

But yeah, you can't shoot at the girl truck, man.

Do we have backstory?

Not that we need it, but do we have why he did this?

Oh, y'all keep talking.

So, what do you think about it?

Like, if he bought the truck, he could shoot at it?

And is he in jail right now?

No,

I think he's on bail.

He makes a lot of money now.

He should have been denied bail.

That's horrible to say.

Ain't he from Texas?

I don't know where he's from, but if you shoot at a girl's G-Wagon 14 times, I don't think you should just walk out of the bag.

In certain states, I think that they might be like,

I don't think you should.

It was released on bond.

How much was the bond?

There's not a number in here.

He shouldn't be able to walk out of jail like, oh, I'm hungry.

Let's get something to eat.

25-year-old rapper was taken into custody on May 20th and charged with whopping 13 different felonies, including aggravated assault, possession of a firearm during the felony, pointing a gun at another person, criminal damage to property, reckless conduct, and tampering with evidence.

And there's no.

That's not great.

Oh, never mind.

His bail is 50 grand.

Then he didn't shoot at the property.

Yeah, I'm not believing that.

I'm not jacking at that.

I got to see more.

Allegedly fired at

he got 14 charges, including aggravated assault, possession of a firearm, tampering with evidence.

That's a really low bail for all them charges.

Aggravated assault in itself would carry more than a 50-grand bail in New Jersey.

That's why I said it.

The state matters.

The state matters.

All right, I got to go listen to his last albums.

It'd be fire under.

You probably listened.

It's sad fire.

I got to see where his mind was at.

You just do shit like that.

Yeah, I think this is nuts.

Yeah, it's crazy.

I thought the same thing.

I feel like he's been arrested a couple different times for some nutty-sounding shit.

Getting arrested is not the nuts part to me.

Well, sure.

It's the charges that

no, but I feel like some of the other charges were some like, you shouldn't be doing that.

Oh, I'm unfamiliar.

Yeah.

I don't know.

He got arrested on a gun possession charge last year,

and then

the police had filed an incorrect charge.

So it was like technically.

Oh, okay.

He beat on technicality.

Thought it's briars.

Teas and peas, baby.

Teas and peas.

She's all around.

Is the woman okay?

I believe so.

I think her coffee.

I don't even know if somebody was in the car.

Well, that makes it worse.

Why?

Well, that's a little better.

Much better.

Better, but worse.

Because, man, why are you doing that?

I bought it.

At least if somebody's in the car, I know why you did that.

Yo, shut your ass up.

That serious.

I remember Richard Pryor had something in his stand-up about that.

He was like, yo, nigga, I bought this car.

I'm going to kill it.

Like, you going to drive off in the car that I bought?

You towed that for me?

Hey, yo, nigga.

If somebody not in there, now you just shoot at an empty G-Wagon with tents.

That's why you got to have your mans that own the tow company.

Hey, yo, go pick that up.

Go pick that up.

Yeah.

You know that ish.

You know all them type of stuff.

Removed bike.

Crazy as hell.

They should know all them type of niggas.

Like that shit.

No button.

No, I just volatile.

All right.

All right.

Hey, that shit, nah.

Well, you're going to do it yourself?

You got to send a brackhead to do it, boy.

Crackhead.

You can't do it yourself, ish.

Gasoline smell won't get off a light-skinned nigga.

Keep up with that brackhead shit.

If they question you, uh-huh, yeah, uh-huh.

Tell them.

I'm going to tell them.

So keep it up.

What you going to tell them?

That I think that's gang language.

Who are you going to tell them?

To the police?

I'm almost sure that's gang language.

That's gang language.

Be honest with you.

Who are you going to tell the police?

The top of the chain.

As high as I can get to.

Like somebody that can have an instant impact.

White shirt.

You ain't going to see it.

Yeah.

Lieutenant.

Yeah, yeah.

You got the shit over here on the show.

You're going to give me enough time to go off that balcony, slide down to the other side.

You're going to do streaming at the University of Slide.

Wait.

You're going to do streaming university?

I'm going.

I'm going to

meet up with some people.

How are you going to get over what you said you was going to do?

I'm going to tie some shit and slide down, nigga.

You going.

See, that's the problem.

Y'all not adventurous.

Y'all niggas didn't jump gates or climb gates as a kid.

I want to see.

This is what I'm saying.

Hey, y'all.

You're not sliding down anything.

Or tying anything.

You want to get out of here.

You're going to rope on the edge of the shit.

Where slide down to the next floor.

Where do I?

Who gets the rope at?

He got rope here.

He got wires.

Flip.

Joe, this is not regular wires.

We appreciate that.

I pound somewhere.

I'm gonna just have to get,

you gotta play.

You gotta let me hide in the crib, too.

All that.

You gotta be complicit with me, boy.

Because I'm gonna look at you when I get out.

Are you gonna hear about it?

Accessory, aiding, and abetting.

I don't care.

Y'all see they just swatted act?

Yeah, I saw that.

I don't like that swatting shit.

That swatting shit is real dangerous, especially after home.

Scooter.

Homeboy pass, right?

What's SWAT?

SWATING is when somebody makes a false report while watching your stream and send the SWAT team there.

Like, you have guns?

Yes, this, he has that.

And the SWAT team busts into your house.

Yeah.

What?

This is the thing they do.

They find out where you live, they will call and make up some scenario that would require the SWAT team.

Something that's wild.

Somebody's holding hostages in there or something, somebody, something crazy like that.

So let me ask you this.

So when that shit happens,

they got to treat it as real.

So they shouldn't.

But then when they find out that it's not real, because they could find a motherfucker that made the call,

that person should be charged with a different type of felony.

I agree.

Agreed.

Should be.

Because nigga SWAT going for business.

Right.

And anything a young black man could do, he could reach for his jacket or anything and end up this thing.

He normally make that not.

Yo, we got the place surrounded, all that.

You know,

he posted it from his ring cam where he walked out with his hands.

That shit ain't funny.

It's not funny at all.

Yo, what the fuck is wrong with people, B?

It's a crazy world we live in.

Yeah, it really is.

It really is.

This shit different.

Thoughts and prayers to act.

Yeah, for sure.

For sure.

For sure.

Act look funny as hell with his hands up, too.

Yeah, he did.

In that moment, yeah, he did.

That's funny.

Nigga was walking slow, too.

That was right.

Damn, hell yeah.

Damn, right.

I got too many millions to be doing some dumb shit.

No sudden money.

Not nothing.

No shirt.

Show the hole.

Spirit around for you.

You'd have came out there naked.

You got something on.

They don't want no problems.

I want a problem with them.

I'm getting them ass up.

Yeah, I don't want to get some of them.

Top been over there a couple times, too, at Ag House.

That might be the problem house in the neighborhood.

And I've been there a few times.

He even said that in the video.

He said,

Y'all come in here right now.

Time to go.

Yep.

Time to go.

Try to move.

Tricky when you buy that real estate.

What's that start happening?

If he's been there for a while, he up.

Yeah.

Well, he's up cuz he's doing good No, I'm talking

cuz he's been down there for a while.

Yeah, I would think so

I Wouldn't move my black ass over to no damn I wouldn't I wouldn't look at a job down there not too long ago.

You still looking for jobs.

You're still trying to be a sports agent

It was a house you ass.

Oh,

he still got the laptop dope ass house too some young black dudes from Brooklyn.

I was proud of them.

They knew you?

Nah, I don't know.

They didn't act like they knew me.

I don't know.

know.

You did the job?

You're going to do the job?

Yeah.

Hey.

That's what's up.

They're always bad.

All right.

We know you can't stay down, nigga.

They're young and black.

With that little hot pink truck you're driving in.

What did you say, Ice?

Yeah.

I said they're young and black.

You're going to look them out, right?

Yeah, my number's fair.

All right.

Did y'all buy the Tuxes for the prom niggas?

Yeah, actually.

Because a few of them hit me.

No, I didn't.

Stop.

All right.

Yo, shut up.

They did not hit you.

Ice, did you?

I forgot.

He hit me to to remind me, too.

You ain't forgetting that, nigga.

Don't forget to.

So you forgot with a reminder.

That was before.

It was like

two weeks ago.

The prom tomorrow.

Nah.

The problem next is coming up.

I gave money to two schools.

I totally forgot.

The five grand, five, and five?

No, it was the $70.

No, $70.

$7,400, I think.

Oh, yeah.

You got better run a living system.

Go ahead.

No, actually, Mark gave me a stat.

Shout out to Mark.

Mark gave me a G to give him.

A couple other people gave me some money.

Oh, you collected?

Yeah.

Oh, I thought it was like a delve.

No, you collected.

I put the most, but a couple other niggas wanted to donate.

Mark, get the fuck out of here.

Get the fuck out of here.

You just want to help everything, right?

Yeah, I don't.

You got to watch Mark.

He's too helpful, y'all.

You don't trust none of that.

Why are you helping everywhere?

I don't drug none of that.

He's a good dude.

He's a good dude.

That's paranoia, ain't it?

He's just being a good dude, man.

Yeah.

Shout out to to Brother Mark.

Do you guys want to have that conversation about

setting the prices?

Knowing your worth?

I don't want to have it here.

Okay.

I don't want to have it here.

Serious?

I mean, we could.

I just think it should be a lengthy conversation, ball.

Yeah, you probably should.

Yeah.

I ain't going to drag it here.

Sign up for the Patreon.

Yo, fucking, yes, sign up to the Patreon.

Joey Badass has announced his album is coming in August.

Oh, good for him.

So now I really like him dissing all them niggas.

Yeah.

Yeah, it was a motive behind it.

I don't even think it necessarily could have been a motive behind it.

It's just, I'm going to take this approach.

And all right, oh, cool.

What perfect timing?

Now let me do this.

It might not have been full rollout.

He'd also been clearly like when he dropped the first song and then a couple songs he did an EP right afterwards.

He was clearly turning towards the album anyway.

And if it's rollout, you ain't gonna say middle of the summer, my album coming.

Like, I'm gonna try to strike now because we done forgot about this shit.

It's just over pretty much now.

Yeah, that's true.

And congratulations to the God I think

him and his lady are expecting.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

They just did

this.

They just did a cover.

They did a whole photo shoot in the magazine.

A whole photo shoot in the magazine.

Oh, man.

Speaking of that whole rap beef.

It's over.

Give me a minute.

No, no, no, no.

What's up?

No, it's over.

I am so disgusted, though.

What happened, Freeze?

What happened?

What happened?

I literally, yeah.

Someone took it too far?

I have been dissed by

some pretty good pens.

Uh-huh.

Joe Buddy.

Good pin.

Good pen.

Meek Mel.

Good pen.

Push shit.

Meat Mel stripped him down, too.

No, he did not.

Don't start your shit.

But

I am disgusted that a person that was so trash tried to diss me in his shape.

I'm not even saying his name.

Come on, Freeze.

So don't talk about him.

No, I am going to talk about him.

I'm absolutely going to talk about him.

Please don't do that again.

We ain't saying your name, Malt Jones.

Come on, man.

He do that now to fuck with me.

Because you know that's my man.

I'm sorry.

I'll take it back.

Take it back.

Go ahead.

Nah.

Nah, nah.

Just, just, just, yo, don't do that.

Please.

Don't ever do that again.

Don't put my name.

What did he say about you, Freeze?

Like, you was rapping against Joey badass.

You lost to the beat, homeboy.

Like, like, you didn't even...

I'm so glad nobody responded to him.

Like,

the beat whooped his ass.

Like, I've never seen it.

It sounded like you recorded this and then said,

yo, just put this beat behind it.

Like, you didn't even hear the beat while you was rapping.

Just leave me alone.

I'm sorry that happened.

Yeah, yeah.

Like, you messing up

my little list of people that have dissed me that actually count.

You don't do that again.

Yeah,

if this dude dissed you, take me off the list, man.

I want to be taken off the list.

It's the nerve of you.

On a break, I got to go hear what he said.

I do want to hear the ball.

Oh, no, no.

Was it Sapphire?

I got to see what the diss was.

Who was your favorite person that dissed you?

None of them.

Meaning, you know, all of them.

I got excited for all of them.

I got excited.

So my favorite was

my favorite was push your tea just because I didn't expect it.

And what it was over was so he agreed.

So it really wasn't a diss.

I just did not expect a response on a record.

Push your T still.

Push your T came outside since that Jim Jones diss?

Yo, stay outside.

Stay outside.

What's the MacLean?

I got to agitate the nigga into some shit.

Leave him alone, yo.

Yeah, no, it's true.

For he dissed me

looking stupid in the face.

He can't rap back.

Yeah, and you, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it wouldn't.

Push your teeth, do me bad right now, Paul.

That's a fact.

Yeah, hey.

I'm cool.

It's your ass.

You rusty as daughter.

You rusty as starter.

You know what the booth was.

Ah, it's true.

Oh, my God, Paul.

Pusher, clean you up.

If you're on your shit.

Hello.

Yeah, my bad.

If you was on your shit?

Oh, he cleaned them up once.

Wait, push it, clean.

Cooper Tar.

His design.

Yours are.

Preserve tar.

That homeboy cleaned you up.

Take that, nigga.

The homeboy is...

Homeboy needs to clean himself up.

What else is important, unimportant?

We talked about pennies.

You said it was the update on New Orleans 11?

Oh, yeah.

How many of them is left now?

I think two or three last time.

Nah, there was one more.

Yeah, it's either two or three.

One more got caught up since our last pod.

It was four or last time.

I hope it's not my man I'm rooting for.

Everybody got somebody.

I do have.

I do have.

What's my man's name that I'm rooting for?

The dude that.

The murderer?

Well, a few of them might be murderers.

I'm not up on everyone's charges.

The guy I'm talking about, yeah, is a

he was rapping in the car at one point.

I don't know.

Oh, I know.

There's still five at large.

Oh.

Them niggas is outside playing around.

One nigga was rapping before, and some footage came about him rapping on YouTube.

The dude I'm talking about, his grandmother was was killed by a crooked policeman, and that cop went to jail, and then he spun back and killed like three of his family members.

Oh.

I don't condone that, but...

I understand.

Oh, wow.

I understand.

That's all I'm saying.

It's not right.

Not saying they should have killed him.

But I understand.

That's different.

I think context should matter if you murdered people.

That's what Chris Rock said.

Whatever.

Yeah, so I'm Ruben Fam.

I don't know his name.

I was trying to find his name.

I couldn't find it.

I got all the names here.

Jermaine, Derek.

It's the light-skinned nigga that looked like a stud.

Antoine, Leo, and Lenten.

Which one's the stud face?

Yo, you didn't know.

Oh, no, they don't got the pictures.

It's the light-skinned nigga.

Yeah, it's the nigga that looks like a stud.

No, that's what they was saying.

But you better not say him.

I wouldn't say him.

No, no, no, no, no.

Oh, yeah, it's the nigga.

Yeah, it's the nigga.

They said the last dude got caught because he ordered some food.

To an abandoned house that he was staying at.

My lady said he was stupid.

I didn't think that was the dumbest.

You got to eat.

How you going to eat?

See, you messed up.

You stole a card in the eye.

You drop it at the door.

Yeah, you got to click a little box.

Yeah, you got to click that one.

Just leave it at the door.

Whose card did he use to order the thing?

I don't know.

I don't know.

Maybe he was doing the old school shit.

Rob them niggas.

You might have stole a gift card from somewhere.

I don't know.

Can't do that no more.

Gift cards are not activated until you take it to the register.

They stopped that.

Yeah, you know when the gift card's activated.

You carry change, don't you?

Never.

I don't fuck with you.

I carry change.

I hate change.

I carry change.

How much change you got on on your channel?

I put the change right in that little shit at the register now.

You ain't no change on your net.

Yeah, don't come around me with change.

Yo, dog, I don't.

I feel funny not having money.

I don't have no money.

Well, I've been telling bitches that.

Let me see.

You know.

How many men hate about it?

Oh, Jimmy puts a dollar.

We put some time on it.

A decade.

$70.

That's life for you.

I feel funny not having a cash.

I don't carry it in your pocket, bro.

I don't like cash.

Carrying cash, to me now, is one of the dirtiest things in the world, but I feel like I've said that a million times up here.

You got to keep a little bit.

I've heard it multiple times.

For me, car wash.

To give a tip?

Why?

For what?

For tips?

Yeah, for tips.

Yeah.

Yo,

tipflation is one of the biggest things in this country.

After the card finished, it's going to ask you to tip.

You don't have to, is all I'm saying.

On every one.

You might want to, but you don't have to.

But they split the tips.

So you try to, if you like somebody, you try to, yo, man, that's for yourself, my nigga.

Nah, they won't do that.

That's when you cash out your favorite bar tonight.

Yo, I don't know you split this car, man.

See you right here on on the list.

Yeah, I mean, I see what you're talking about.

I see what's going on there.

You don't even like us.

Yeah, I'm going to do this right here.

That's me all, but

you was way more attentive.

Yeah,

hey, $1,500 is better than $750 every day of the week.

Facts.

Facts.

That splitting shit is bugged out, but

anywho's pooling tips.

What else?

What else?

What else?

All right.

All right.

All right.

15.

That's GA MVP.

Clapping.

Okay, I'm clapping.

I thought we clapping up.

I thought we did too, but it's it's okay.

He don't give a fuck.

Steals ain't got a quarterback.

He just challenged you out.

He just burdened you.

We don't.

This is the worst sports.

And when you do, y'all, you ain't gonna like it.

It better not be him.

It's gonna be us.

Don't you worry about it.

Hell to the commanders.

Oh, shit.

Thank you, baby.

Derek Groves, the guy I was talking about.

Yeah.

But anyway.

Real quick, man, you know, I went into my bathroom, and my wife just be doing whatever the fuck she want.

I saw a lip.

What's that?

That should look crazy.

That did look crazy.

Yeah.

She had the eucalyptus.

The male vine.

The eucalyptus.

Like, what are you doing?

First of all, when I went in there, I ran out of that shit.

I was like, yo, I called her.

Yo, there's some shit.

She had a chat hanging on the challenge.

Yeah, yeah.

I don't give a fuck.

I don't know about it.

Take that shit back to Trinidad.

I don't know about it.

I don't care.

I don't open my sinuses, boy.

I don't want my sinuses open.

I open my own sinuses.

And that's the problem.

You did look nuts.

And if you don't know, you just walk in.

Exactly.

Here's my problem.

Like, being married is good.

It has its perks.

But the other shit is that your wife can just do whatever the fuck she wants.

You can't say nothing.

Why you don't, like, why I gotta walk into the bathroom and see a fucking tree?

Excuse my language.

I don't give a fuck what it's for.

Put me on.

Just anything.

I don't like it.

I come downstairs, this man new shit.

Now she's telling me she want to buy a big ass TV,

like a hundred inch or whatever the inches, and a new couch.

Yo, you're not doing nothing on that floor.

What do you think?

I told you that floor is for me.

Let me do it when I'm ready.

I'm not ready.

Just doing shit.

That's women, bro.

I don't like that shit.

That's women?

No.

I don't like that.

Well, I'm in there changing shit now.

I'm going to get this new couch.

She's doing whatever.

I don't care.

New table here.

Why?

And then she made fun of me, too, because

we had got into an argument.

Yo, what?

And I had, no, no, we had got into argument.

I moved the table and shit.

And she's like, yo, you so corny.

Because after you move the table or try to break some shit, you try to put it back together.

Yes, because I want to see you happy.

I was just frustrated.

What I'm saying is that, like, it's no winner situation in these relationships.

You just got to concede and you just got to accept.

Like, all right, man, do whatever you want.

I don't like that shit, Joe.

Listen to me either.

Hey, hey, flip.

That's pretty much it.

Yeah, I don't like that.

Eucalyptus.

What time you came in the house last night?

Last night.

I stayed in the house.

I was in the house all day last night.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was supposed to go out with JR, but it was raining.

Oh, sorry.

It was raining.

It was raining.

I was supposed to go outside, but, you know, I stayed in the house.

Wow, what happened?

You always got some shit with you.

Listen, listen, I'm not you.

I'm not you.

You got some programmed shit.

You running like, you running some, this shit is structured.

I'm a sucker.

I'm with a Caribbean woman.

I'm a sucker.

And they got tricks up their sleeve.

Like, she foreshadows shit.

You come in the house whenever you want.

I do, but I don't.

She got to eat that.

That's a facade.

So she could.

Eucalyptus.

With Linky, it's a facade.

Eucalyptus, nigga.

I'd be coming to the house and then, like, she'll let me get away with going outside for like three worlds, three, and three times straight.

And then I tried to get adjusted to the pattern.

And then she just hit me with some shit.

Like, oh, you think I didn't see that?

I don't have no time for that.

I want to be talked to in real time.

Yo, I saw this in real time so I can come up with the excuse because

initially, I got no time to think back then.

You already collected your evidence.

I have no time.

I want to come up with the excuse in real time.

Oh, this is what it is.

And I don't like that.

I don't like a person, because I have to look at you different.

I told her that in the argument.

Yo, I think that you're maniacal.

I think that you're a criminal.

Why?

Because criminal.

Yeah.

Because you hold these stuff in and you have to, you're holding it in in and you're pretending in my face to be happy if you saw something that you didn't like.

You're pretending.

Oh, man.

That's when I turned up a fight.

Good once.

You in here fucking cosplaying like a girlfriend?

Yo, yo, yo, you.

Yo!

No, no, you can't say that.

You can't say nothing.

You can't say that.

No, you can't say that.

You're in here cosplaying.

Because how you held that?

You held that in all this whole time and pretended to be.

Suppressing shit.

Yeah.

Angry about or got feelings about and you're not communicating it,

and you're not giving off nothing to let your partner know that.

That's the exact definition of cosplaying.

I just don't think you should say that to your girl.

You shouldn't say that.

That's not constant.

I call her my girlfriend.

She could still be your girlfriend.

Because you're pretending, no, but Frank, you're pretending in the moment that things are okay.

You're constantly a happy girlfriend.

That's not.

No, I'm picking and choosing my battles.

No, you might have did.

So we're still going out to dinner.

You saw some shit.

You're going out to dinner with me, and I'm thinking that we're happy.

And you lying?

And this in the back of your mind?

I don't like that either.

That's pretending.

Have you ever done that?

No.

You've never seen it.

Anything you brought up?

Not with her, not with my family.

No, listen, any issues you've had with her, you brought up right away when you said that.

Instantly, I do.

I do.

Yo, I saw this.

Yo, hey.

I believe him.

That should be eaten.

I believe him.

I bring him up.

Because it eats me.

I can't do it.

I bring my shit up.

It eats me.

I'm being honest.

I can't sit there.

Like, I tried it one time.

When she did it and it was fly, I'm like, damn, she tricked me.

I tried it.

I saw some shit.

I tried to hold it in.

Nigga, 30 minutes later.

Hey, yo, come here.

Yo, who sent that emoji to you on your phone?

Yo.

And she made and she proved me I was wrong.

Like,

but then that's the other side of it, right?

You asked me that.

I answered it.

Cool.

However,

whatever I'm mad at is never going to be because I went in your phone.

No, I didn't go.

No, no.

I'm not talking about you.

Oh,

I just want to be clear.

So if you go in my phone and see something foul and then be around me pretending that you didn't see it, like everything is Ogie Dor.

I think that's absolutely nuts.

My wife said that to me.

My wife, I was like, that's not a battle she wants to take on at the moment.

Take it on, nigga.

Wait, wait, wait.

If that's a battle you don't want to hug, then don't ever talk about it.

I said that.

You think it's Roman?

Ish?

You bug it, ish.

You better than me.

I'm telling shot it.

It might not be the time for that right now, but later on, we're going to talk about that.

I think there's a way to even convey that.

I think that sitting in front of your partner's face, acting like anything is over

is crazy is absolutely nuts.

Say, hey, I got some I want to talk to you about later.

And now the time.

We fly right there.

We chilling.

That's how we do now, right?

That's what we do now.

Now, yo, got something done, but not now.

We're chilling.

All of that up in somebody's face for three weeks, and you know they did some foul shit.

You just pretended, but you're like, something good?

Oh, what's it going?

What's it take a ride?

Man, if you get the fuck out of my face,

it's a little long, but I don't know.

I don't bring that shit up right now.

I hear you, bro.

Some women have patience.

A lot of women have patience.

They need time to calm the fuck down.

If I'm mad about myself.

My wife brought shit up to me.

It looks like that then.

You might be trying to.

No, nigga, I might be trying to gather the information.

Fuck that.

You got enough.

Do it out my face.

He's right.

Do it out my face.

Yo, y'all are in.

Yeah, shit.

Because I don't like a surprise beef.

No,

at all.

I don't like a surprise beef.

And because

when things are going well

and it come out of nowhere.

Yeah, don't do that.

I just had a great, I'm having

a

grand day.

The best day ever.

Ever.

And here you come to surprise somebody with shit.

What's up with some shit that you did?

I was just going to say they might have been having a great day until they saw the shit.

What are you talking about?

You talk about it that day.

Know how they wouldn't have seen it?

That's totally different.

That's totally different.

You didn't say.

No, no, no.

We're not talking about that.

You didn't say how they came across the information.

I'm not entertaining right now.

I'm entertaining right now.

If you stumbled on it, because you went in the bushes with the business.

Oh, shit, that's the total we were.

So, Pat said

that him and Remy were sleeping in separate beds.

In the same room?

No.

He said they were sleeping in separate beds, and one time the bed was in a different room.

So he said

he was sleeping in the bed with him, Rim, and their daughter.

And he fell asleep and then he woke up.

In the room or he fell asleep in the bed.

Oh and then he got up.

And then when he woke up, Rim wasn't in the bed.

It was just him and his daughter.

Okay.

So he said he went down to the other bed and she was in the other bed sleeping.

On FaceTime with the name.

On FaceTime with the net.

He said, but the phone was lit up.

So he grabbed the the phone he said that she was on FaceTime with dude and fell asleep now I interpreted that to mean

he picked up the phone that was unlocked because she was on FaceTime and saw that she was on a FaceTime and they fell asleep with the FaceTime still on no see no that's not what I'm saying that's that's what happened though What?

They fell asleep back.

Yeah, they fell asleep on Facebook.

He's on the phone.

He's still on the phone.

They just fell asleep.

The call is still connected.

The call is still connected.

They fell asleep.

Hey, yo, you bitch ass nigga.

Hey, if I'm Pat, I'm knocking you out when I see you, money.

Wait, you fall asleep with my wife on FaceTime?

No, you can't do that.

Sorry.

Sorry.

She was respectful.

She went another room.

Hello, Free.

Not in the crib.

I'm playing.

I'm putting the call.

Nigga, it won't be no fucking.

You falling as though.

Yeah.

We see your hand.

I'm trying to look at your hand a little bit differently.

No, I look at it.

Go through that.

I look at it different.

How you look at it?

Ish.

Yo, I know couples that it was agreed upon that we are broken up.

Ish, y'all know.

It's a different thing.

He could take that to tonight's conversation.

It's a different breed.

He could take this table.

That's a nigga that's roommate shit.

Yeah.

And me and Miggy broke up and she's downstairs on the fourth floor.

Thunder and lightning.

And I come downstairs to see a nigga.

I hear some moving on the phone.

And she's sleeping.

A nigga there, like trying to rock her to sleep.

Nigga, are you?

I'm picking up the phone.

Yo, wake the fuck up.

Yo, you bitch ass.

Oh, everybody, wake up, nigga.

Well, what if I'm in a room nearby where you doing that, and I can hear?

Nah, that's fine.

Canoodling?

Either canoodling on the phone.

I can hear you giggling.

Or you can see the sound.

You still crack.

All right, not all.

No, no.

Even worse.

Oh.

You hear that?

Well, you hear the suit?

The PS?

Basetime Sacks?

Oh.

You hear the mac and cheese?

Nigga, it's going to be, nigga.

It's gonna be.

First of all, I'm calling T-Mobile.

I've turned off the phone line.

Clap.

This shit turned off real.

Hello, mint combo, nigga.

Hey, I would like to, my phone got stolen.

I would like to shut it down immediately.

Call the T-Mobile.

Yeah.

I want some T-Mobile.

Control and shit, yo.

You got, well, hold on, hold on, take your phone off my bill.

Ain't nobody about to fall asleep on FaceTime with the new person they fucking.

And I'm in the house.

I'm wish.

There's a few things that just ain't going to happen.

And there's a new law you can't go through people's phones.

It is.

You can't go.

It's illegal.

coffee cuff me is a new law what you're not allowed to i love

it's federal i ain't doing that i'm not going through no phone i don't give a fuck

marijuana into the bullshit

you know some crazy us as men we so we criminals but look where we want to follow the law when it comes to our phones hey it's illegal book up dano

Officer, she's in direct violation of 89

semicolon P, get her.

And I don't know how long this law has been in effect, but if you bought the phone and you try to like destroy it, it's still hard.

You can't

take the phone back.

You can't just do mad shit.

Back in the days when I was younger, my father could come take the T.

Hey, I'm on this.

Hey, I'm out.

You could do shit like that.

We just like, Daddy, what's up?

Unpacking Trump.

Go ahead.

Bro.

Niggas own a house and a nigga could stay in your house for the free.

Yeah,

that's some type of thing.

You think a nigga can't get a phone?

I want my TV back, nigga.

I want my TV back.

I want my phone back.

My wife is petty.

Yo, yeah, take it.

It's not your cheap thing.

She put a shit.

Anything she finds in the phone is a video I took.

Wait, she tape as your house.

That's your boy.

That's your boy.

That's your boy.

It ain't even deep.

She didn't go right to the photos.

It's me.

In the jamba beat.

Here she go.

She gonna kill you.

Yo, she gonna fall my ear off.

I can't wait.

It's different when she do that.

It don't be funny.

It don't hit the set.

She downloaded different, like the Matrix.

They're like, hold on, what?

Then she sent a copy of her phone.

The airdrop.

I love you.

You better become phones.

Wait, huh?

What'd you say?

What's your name?

Wednesday past.

She said, I love you back.

Oh, yeah, because we're going to the courthouse.

We're going to courthouse.

When?

Soon, nigga, I need to get it.

The courthouse or the opposite?

I gotta get a TRO.

This motherfucker's strong.

He looks strong, too.

I'm just in here talking shit.

We don't have nothing else to talk about.

We're not.

And real quick, is she,

when y'all get married, is she taking the full name?

or is she hyphening?

Oh, shit, I ain't even tell y'all.

So, is it wait, what?

I'm asking.

Is she going to be shy?

He thought you was on some bullshit.

Is she going to be shy?

Blake Button or Shy Buddy?

I want to hear you.

What's your answer?

Nigga.

What's the answer?

I'm asking.

I know you hold it.

What's it a conversation?

You ain't even got the answer.

No, play along.

Play along.

Play along.

It's her choice.

It's not our choice.

Let's go, choose.

Hey, y'all, since I here you go.

I'm asking.

We've had this conversation.

My wife tried to do something about it.

I know we've had this talk on the air from.

Y'all niggas bitched up.

Not me.

And left me on the island by myself.

That is not true.

No.

I can tell you exactly what I said, and it wasn't.

I ain't going to say it right now.

Yeah, I answered that.

I said, I'm going to have a talk with the homie.

Yeah.

It's my time to shine.

Yeah, no, we ain't hyphenating nothing.

Fuck you talking about.

I'm with you.

I'm with you on that.

I'm not hyphenating.

Ask me how I feel about that.

I'm not with that.

Hyphenate what?

Robinson.

All the way.

Came up before.

And what we said?

We were against you?

You said hyphenating?

Yeah, y'all niggas was like, yo, it's their choice.

You can't call it.

Hey, I lied on camera if I said that.

Show me the clip.

I am a liar.

I'm a manipulator.

I'm a narcissist.

I just liked it.

I was potting.

I don't remember that, but if I said it, I was pie.

Yeah, so no way.

So we go to the football camp.

Okay.

Girl.

For

a man right here.

You know, she's from out there in Mass somewhere.

So her family, a couple family members showed up.

Met Uncle fucking Heath, no, Uncle Danny.

Shake him, give him a nice firm hands.

Yep.

Nice firm handshake.

First thing he said,

so what's going on?

You guys got a date yet?

Oh, them uncles.

Them uncles.

Yeah, he'd be at camp next week.

Next week is the date.

You say what that boss is next?

Yeah, yeah, y'all got a date.

I said a date for.

Next week is the camp.

What do we need a date for?

We just ate.

It was just funny.

I don't have nothing else that's important, y'all.

I don't.

No, what was your response to Uncle Danny?

Same response you just gave me.

He's sarcastic, though.

No, I told you, hey, next time I see you, I'll have a date.

Now, I didn't ask if he's going to the camp tomorrow.

Is he going tomorrow?

No, right?

No, for real.

Oh, shit.

He's fucking one of the supportive supportive uncles.

God damn.

Because they see the same thing you see.

They see the same thing you see.

Hey, boys, throw that ball with you.

You remember now.

You remember now?

I was your first quarterback now.

Oh, shit.

Does anybody here have any Memorial Day plans?

Family.

Go see the family.

It's my favorite.

Are we doing this shit tomorrow?

It's my whole family birthday.

I mean, that's about the only plan.

That's the kind of only plan.

I'm trying to find out who's doing something on Monday.

So you can go freeload.

Yeah.

I mean, I show up with something.

Yeah, I'm going to see the

tank shit tonight.

Oh, so.

Yeah, that should be fired.

Look at Joe.

You like a baby when you don't feel.

You like a little baby.

My son like a baby when he don't feel good, boy.

No, I'm twisted.

That's why you love me.

I am twisted.

I get.

This nigga, you weak-ass nigga.

Look, you sit like a man.

You look so.

Yo, what's wrong with you?

They look cold.

You ain't make the thing?

What thing?

No, no.

No, I just got sick yesterday, my fucking son.

So he came there sick.

You knew that he was sick when he came to you.

Yeah, I knew he was sick.

You ain't got no choice.

No, I know.

I'm not saying that, but I'm saying that.

Did you take any measures?

Like, I'm going to give him some medicine and none of that.

Did you give him medicine?

Did you?

Yeah, they still gonna get you sick, though.

They still gonna get you sick.

It'll be right here.

Bird.

They don't care nothing about you.

And nigga, they sneezing your eye.

What you gonna do?

Duck it.

That's what my man.

You gotta sit there and be like that.

In Lex's defense, I'd be in his face.

You just wait.

Like, I'd be in my kid's face.

Yeah, you do.

I love being in my kid's face.

He don't really love it the greatest.

I'm in my son face.

Look at your little nose.

All that.

You're so adorable.

I'm that guy.

But anyway.

Okay.

I am absolutely done here.

I don't have any fun weekend plans.

I got to sleep it, though.

Let's do it.

I bet you do.

My main man, let's go, Reggie Bechton.

This record is called Die Young.

It's nine to five for Muslim.

And I still ain't missing enough.

Something can't be done.

I don't care to pull up.

Might as well go up on

Poole's black and I split it with the gay.

I'm in my bag trying to get carry away.

It's a good night for a good drink.

And a bad time of busting all the day.

I got young,

only

forever.

My dad

won't live forever,

ever, ever, ever, ever.

Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.

Quit that job, for the law, oh, I just might tap my neck with no regret.

That's what I'm on tonight.

Living someone else's life, what will it cost?

My worst wants, my thirst.

Can't be afraid to step out.

Won't find myself in this house.

Tell all my friends I'm improunced.

We make it up to the town.

One black and a spitting with the gay.

I'm in my bag, trying to get camping on day.

It's a good night, won't you?

In the bag, time for us to all the day.

Reach my bonnet, I got the low bank.

I ain't a sinner, knowing no saint.

And you leave a lot of wild us.

Tonight we live dangerous.

I got you

for

you.

I got come

here for ever.

Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.

Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.

Working away, time to celebrate.

Put me on the dream, let me back the way.

Oh,

gone.

One more shot for the nights we spent together.

Cause this could be the last.

One more time, can we feel this way forever?

Cause this could be the last.

Summer.

Summer.

Wait, wait.

All this

could be the last.

Brand new music from Reggie Beckton, friend of the show.

That record is called Die Young, absolutely fire.

That was fire.

Felt like Miguel and Cocaine 80s vibes a little bit.

Reggie Beckton don't be missing for me.

Pause.

I'm not up.

I gotta.

He's fine.

I gotta catch up.

All right.

I'm gonna go to West Coast.

This is.

Death Row.

Nah, this is not a death row record.

Although I have two.

But this is YG and a recently reunited Shoreline Mafia record.

It's called Hollywood.

when I'm in a fun shit.

Niggas stare too hard when I'm busting.

Got a switch on this blue cat duck dance.

And the cliff too clear, I can't touch shit.

This is West Coast, shit you can't fuck with.

South Central, all the way off sunset.

From Bondon, all the way to sunset.

I ain't bumming if I can't get the gun in.

If I'm bumming, then you know I bring the bloods in.

Blood in, blood out, bitch, we thuggin'.

Throwing up gang signs.

On that fucker, I shit so much.

They try to hit me with a hate crime.

Chances, I'ma take mine.

Scud pussy gotta fly across state lines.

Gig, got your lady spoiled.

Hundred bottles at the crib, no baby oil.

Gig, got your lady spoiled.

Hundred bottles at the crib, no baby oil.

Smoking, drinking, fucking.

And the ice thing ain't on nothing.

Got it on me when I'm in a fun shit.

Niggas stare too hard when I'm busting.

Got a switch on these blue cat duct dips.

And the clip too big, I can't touch shit.

This is West Coast.

Shit, you can't fuck with.

South Central, all the way to Sunset.

From Hollywood, all the way to Bondent.

Think about Nick when I'm on Slosson.

Selling hoes on Fit like an auction.

You approach me, do it with some caution.

I just turned coachella in a hole chiller.

And I got it on me, I'm a no-felin.

Catch a case, take the charge, don't do no telling.

Don't do no arguing, don't do no yelling.

Anytime that I perform, got a blick on the stage.

You can tell I'm cutting up, starting to live like Johnny K.

Sell good cocaine on my birth-free range.

Bitch, I came from the church, shootouts, and running phase.

And Ice thing ain't on nothing.

Got it on me while I'm in fun shit.

Niggas stare too hard when I'm bustin'.

Got a switch on this blue, can't duck this.

And the clip too big, I can't touch shit.

This is West Coast shit you can't fuck with.

South Central, all the way to sunset.

This that West Coast shit you can't fuck with.

I got her sucking on my dick, she got the death lips.

Sticky ass bitch, wanna fuck me when I'm connected.

Wife a nigga knows, if we spot him, then we on her.

Bitch, see the boogers in her face like I'm sick.

You try to turn her to a wife, but she out here doing dicks.

She showing out, she doing tricks.

I bend her over, then she put me on the the floor and did the splits.

I love the way she make a grip.

I might let you give me head, baby, but don't kiss me on my lips.

We got one, two, three, four bliffies in the vet.

Let a nigga try to trip.

We throw bullets in his bitch.

Let a nigga chip.

That's 40 clock right now to make it.

All the pretty hoes gon' play this.

Joey badass gon' hate this.

Go ahead and drink and fuck it.

And the ice thing ain't on nothing.

Got it on me while I'm ain't fun shit.

Niggas stare too hard when I'm bustin'.

Got a switch with the blue, can't duck this.

And a clip too big, I can't touch shit.

This some west coast shit you can't fuck with.

South Central, all the way to sunset.

And that record again is Hollywood by YG featuring Shoreline Mafia.

That was dope.

I am going to play some throwback shit.

I'm going to the middle of the country.

I'm going to Chicago.

This is Common Invocation.

freedom on pages.

My third eye is like pink eye, seeming contagious.

Redeeming the ancients, with aces, rhyme jargon, I feel Mexican.

Hip-hop is my God.

Don't give a fuck where you charge.

Certain shit I can't honor.

It ain't that you selling, it's your comma.

Rappers, I monitor like a chaperone.

You large, you haven't grown.

Poetically perform live-by as another rapper gone the stage becomes a catacomb.

I rap like a mummy.

Not for the money, I could have sampled down a boss a long time ago.

My mind of flow is like Modi 20.

Young blood said he had dimes.

I prayed that he'd see 20.

Hollin' at the brothers.

I knew you won't be a thug or a man.

Clip drugs and get land.

I can see my man was tired as he described how the bucks hit him.

And said slugs was still stuck in him.

When it rained, it fucked with him.

Just bucket into rubber wisdom and ask when my album was coming.

I said it's here, it's here, it's here, it's here, it's here, it's here, it's here, it's here, it's here, it's here.

Short and sweet.

Common invocation, shout out to no ID.

That beat is super duper fire.

Super duper fire beat.

I'm going to No Worries, and the song is called Keeper.

This album was great, by the way.

No Worries, right?

Yeah.

I don't think we really talked about it.

And if if this was made to be

such a lovely dream,

why would you wanna wake me up?

Ooh,

you drove the knife through my pride.

There's no more words to say.

But goodbye.

How you gon' compare me to this guy?

He don't love you the way I do.

You don't look good in that line

Bitch, you supposed to be with me

I put that on the Jesus key

You said you needed peace

Then spent the week in Greece

Phone off, you said you were sleep

I know you was getting your cheeks big

Yeah

when you show up.

Falling in with a chauffeur.

All I wanna do is spoil.

But you know that the money won't give up.

Too late for a green up.

2Ks don't mean nothing.

Double C's on the sneakers.

But you know that the money won't give up.

No, no, no.

The money won't give up.

No, no,

no.

You put the game in my eyes.

There's no more tears to cry.

I'm all dry.

I'll pack my bags, but if you don't mind, don't mind.

Let's make love for the last time.

Then goodbye.

You should be here with me.

I put it on the Jesus feet

You said you needed peace

Then spent the week in Greece

Phone off, you said you were sleep

I know you was getting your cheeks beat

lag when you show up

All I wanna do was spoil

won't give up.

Too late for green up.

2Ks don't mean up.

Double C's on a sneakers.

But you know that the money won't keep up.

No,

no,

no,

no, no.

The money won't keep up.

The money won't give up.

No, no,

no, no,

no.

The money won't heat up.

in love, no,

no, money won't.

Come on, you say you're losing yourself to me.

You used to love when I sweep you off your feet.

Bitch,

bringing out the words can be.

Cause I don't want this to see.

I can see why I drank so much.

Cause I wasn't trying to think

too much.

She said I thank you

much.

I think I'm sad too much.

Bitch.

That is No Worries, which is Knowledge and Anderson Pack Keeper featuring Thundercat.

That album is fire.

Hey.

All right.

Did a show today.

Got through it.

Survived.

I sound like shit.

Yeah, you do.

It's fine.

Got it done.

I'll rest this weekend.

There you go.

Now after the Knicks lose,

I was fucked up.

Yeah, putting some bullshit in there.

Your sweatsuit making sense now.

Yeah, right?

That pace and shit he got on.

And you look like Tyler Halliburton in the face.

That nigga went in for the kill, son.

To catch that turnaround.

I'm just saying, yo.

To catch that and turn around and run to the three.

I wanted to kill you niggas.

What what i don't like is the trend of uh anytime the star player of the opposing team wears tims to the garden they win

oh yeah when tatum won tim war timbs they won

tiego haliburd wearing tims they won i don't like he was at both games right

yes

so it might not be the tims

shut up ice

it might be the gems

and he got the nerve to do that choke symbol shit that was crazy if it was a three he thought it was a three he got it first.

He got it.

If it was a three, he thought it was a three.

I did, too.

If it was a three, then what, nigga?

The Pacers lost that series.

Reggie did that shit.

It don't matter, nigga.

Y'all was up.

How much?

How much time left?

Y'all choked.

So what you choking about?

We won.

We won this.

If we won this.

Let me not be a fan.

Let me not be a fan.

I'm shut down.

Yeah, just let them have it.

Yeah, they got it.

He got it.

He got it.

He got it.

He got it.

It's cool.

Anybody y'all want to shout out before we get out of here?

Nah.

Shout out to my baby.

I love you.

Shout out to the Streamers University.

Yo, what you got going on, sir?

No, shout out to them, man.

That nigga's great.

I'm going to punch Clip in his face.

You got something going on.

Me and you.

Why are you challenging out?

Because I just want to shout out, nigga.

Me and you about to talk about something, too.

Just a rap of that now.

You ain't got to worry about that.

Whoa.

What's cause of all this?

JR, no, no, listen.

JR been telling me that

it should be 24 hours of me and Joe.

Like, yo, go roll with Joe for 24 hours.

He's been asking me, yo, ex Joe, act Joe, ex Joe.

Like, you in the back of the truck, you just ride around with Joe.

We film it.

So I called Joe.

You gonna say goodnight?

No, no.

I called Joe.

I'm like, yo, JR said this.

And J.R., Joe, listen, he said, yo, I like that idea.

And he waited.

He said, but

he said, I love JR and everything.

But first, where would this live?

Second,

I may need a, what do you call it?

I said, what?

Did J.R.

say anything about my compensation package?

Compensation package.

So he said you need a compensation.

I said, nah, no compensation package, but we can figure something out.

And, you know, that's where we left off

First of all,

that's enough to look at.

Yeah, word.

First of all, don't call me

and tell me about no good idea your child had.

Because you already, no, no.

It's not his child.

It's trickery.

It's not his child.

He's not his child.

You're right.

It's a business partner.

And he was young and intentional.

And he was an idea.

He kept saying it.

He kept trying to push this.

That's who you want the idea from.

No, that's awesome.

That's who he should want it for.

But it ain't got to come to me that way.

Yo, JR had a bright idea.

Don't try to lean in on the love love I got for J.R.

Oh,

I get it.

J.R.

don't have nothing to do with.

I love him.

You do.

You do.

But let's get that conversation package together.

I mean, I'll probably write up.

24 hours with Joe, running around on something.

Nigga, no.

Why not 24 hours with Flip?

Exactly.

It's his show.

He's running around.

24 hours with Flip.

Oh, he's called that.

If Joe is there.

Listen, man, keep us in your prayers.

Keep me in your prayers specifically, because I'm sick as a dog.

Keep us in your prayers.

Lord knows we need to be there.

Until the next time,

I bid you a due farewell.

Adio, Cereba, Dirchie, Osta, La Vista, Arvois, so long goodbye, or simple head knob will suffice.

Remember, life is a series of moments and moments pass.

So let's make this one last as if it's all we have.

Lastly, the baddies are insecure.

The stagnant women want to travel.

The closed-minded women want you to teach some things.

Grab you a title and all you might need it.

And be safe this holiday weekend, man.

If you're traveling, if you're with your family, it's going to be traffic, too.

You're with your girls.

Traffic out there.

Be instructive.

Instruction.

Be loving.

Be kind.

Turn up, though, too.

And turn up for sure.

Facts.

JBP, JBP.

Where would you be without the JBP?