Episode 866 | "From One Crash Out To Another"

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Yeah.

All right, listen.

if you're looking for puff updates,

we got them.

Huh?

We're the new inner city press.

Exactly.

What's his name?

Inner City Press?

Oh, my God.

Yo, Ice going to get us the facts.

Look at Ice.

Listen, man.

We want to know what the fuck is going on.

While we're recording this, y'all, the Diddy, the Diddy sentence in this happening.

Me and Ice are very intrigued.

We've been been listening this like an hour and a half now just waiting just waiting reading reading every update taking bets.

Let me try not to be a dick today.

What's your what are y'all betting on?

Oh, what's gonna happen the verdict

the verdict?

Yeah, yeah, cuz Corey was like he coming home today Corey still holding on to the diddy coming home today

That's where I was until I saw the judge say

I object to all of that.

I was like, oh We will have a different president before he come home.

That's what it's looking like

based on the trial updates I'm getting right now.

Yeah.

And we're not getting no more precedents.

What you talking about?

Okay, that's true.

That's fair.

That shit is just over.

Fuck, you think this is?

Big T will be in six years by the time.

Yeah.

What year is that supposed to be?

Shit, we supposed to have another

2020.

Yeah, three years.

Damn, it's only been a year.

Yeah, not even.

He's only president of the year.

Not even crazy.

He's been in there getting to it.

Oh, man.

What's up?

What's up?

What's up, man?

Y'all right?

Yeah, good.

Y'all good?

Y'all good?

Y'all chilling?

Great, great, great.

Good, man.

Ready to pod, man.

Ready to pot.

Ready to pot.

Good, uneventful.

Couple days.

I ain't looking like my favorite Hog and Daws caramel shake.

You can tell when this girl dressed him.

She put that little number together.

He took that little athleisure talk in the last time.

The heart was.

Oh, my goodness.

I ain't looking like a good milkshake.

Hey,

bringing all the boys to the yard.

No.

You have to take this ice.

I'm coming to that yard.

I'm coming over there.

You wearing them.

You got it, Claire.

This is an HR violation brand.

Push up.

It's a top.

Push up.

Oh, this whole show is that.

Oh, all right.

What's up, Flip?

How you feeling?

I'm chilling.

What's up, man?

Chilling.

Feeling good.

I like that Malcolm X you got on.

And if I could give you diamonds and pearls,

Audience Flip is wearing a beautiful Malcolm X sweatsuit with diamonds

on the X.

Brinstones.

Brinstones.

Legends,

boys.

This is dope.

Shout out to them.

Shout out to dope.

I like it.

Where you get it from?

125th?

Nah, nah, I get it from Brooklyn.

Oh,

yeah.

Legends Walk.

The hoodie is fire.

Appreciate that.

The hoodie is fire.

It's a fire sweatshirt.

How you doing, man?

I'm good.

Sure?

Like the deodorant.

What's new?

Oh, I'm good.

I'm real good.

Okay.

Do you have anything to say about our music topic?

I don't.

Might, mic, mike, mike.

I know you, I know you.

Might check, what you, what, you, what, you, what, you.

Fuck is up out there?

I took the crown, infiltrated their fortress, kidnapped the queen, rode away on white horses.

Shout out to wherever you might be listening from.

What's up, what up right now?

Courtyard, 400 horses.

Crowd make the towers fall.

9-11 Porsches, number 9, Jordan's.

Pause the 846.

Everybody in the car right now, no matter where you lift it from.

Torches, gold bars melted.

And what return?

Rolexes.

Niggas got bright links to burn.

Royalty to earn.

Royalty to who it may concern.

Mr.

Los Angeles King Smith.

I don't give a fuck, drown him in the boat and let the boy, let the boy, let the boat let the boat.

I don't read the double excel.

Total 4-5, the church think I'm destined for hell.

Oh well, blood tears off the face of my Jesus peace.

It's bloodshed through the cracks in my city streets.

I'm from the crack of them city streets.

Used to sell crack to them city streets.

Born in glove, nigga, in the coma five days.

Life of a thug, nigga, my made show.

Grandma almost pulled the plug, nigga.

Used to pull the gun out, just because he cuz game without nigga.

Big jersey, big jersey.

Smell the center, dead bodies rotten down green leaf.

No peace, so don't get caught up with no peace.

Fuck fat burger, we cooking that real beef.

Mama's mourning me songs, she needs songs, you need some.

Yeah, I mean, I've been on this album in the gym back on my workout vibe.

Amazing album.

Really good workout album.

Shout out to everybody in the gym right now.

Shout out to everybody outside going to track and shit.

Health is worth.

Remember that, people.

Eagle.

I bought ether, brought takeover.

CBJ Max on stage was hip-hop's makeover.

You knew niggas was born.

Tyler, the creators, Drake, J.

Cole's, and Big Sean's.

Time for the world to pay homage.

Bow to the rap gods or the case violence.

Let it go to the core.

Let it go to the corporate.

Then you ain't get your dick wet.

I see it in the chain.

I see it, make friends trying to be a no way.

Shit.

I used to want to be a real home.

Shout out to the first and last doministas out there.

Shout out to the patrolies out there on the sun.

Shout out to the Libras, I guess.

Yeah,

bro.

I guess.

Sometimes I gotta step in this church.

Cause I ain't trying to go to hell.

As the blood spills from my pen, it's time to confess my sins.

Cause I ain't trying to go to hell.

I smoke weed, pop pills.

Cause I ain't trying to

put it.

I'm trying to get some hands and I'm gonna be a little bit more.

Shout out to the parents.

Alright, man, we got a great show lined up for y'all.

Really good show lined up for y'all.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

They wasn't there for all this.

Mark don't know what's going on right now.

This is game, Mark.

We ain't really popped that song.

Need a game album this year, man.

We always need a game album.

2001.

2001.

They wasn't there for this.

After that, presents nothing.

Not the same thing.

Let's get right to it.

It's kind of hard to imagine, like Kanye West.

ready, I'm ready.

I've been waiting for days to come in here and do that.

That's a good one.

And

you could have kept going.

I definitely could have kept going.

The game got a lot of joints.

You do.

Gang got a lot of joints.

All right, let me get these drops out the way right quick.

Keep the applause going for the best crew in the universe.

All right, what episode is this?

866.

Welcome to episode 866 of the Joe Button podcast.

Brought to you by, fueled by, powered by Prize Picks.

Prize picks gang.

I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, really happy to be here.

Host your button here with some really amazing people to my right.

Mona is late.

But I knew that Mona would be late when I hired her because she's driving from far and you know women can't drive.

So,

I mean,

wait, that's bad to say, right?

I mean,

if it's the truth.

Yo, I got weak driver, good drivers got a list of bad drivers, and boy, the public shouldn't hear it.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

It's a lot of names for them if we say those.

Yeah.

It ain't just women.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

It's groups.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Plenty good doctors.

Hey, and that stereotype is dead on.

A couple of them.

A couple of them.

Even with glasses.

It never fails

when I'm mad on the road and look to the side.

Yep.

Yep, I know it.

I know, you motherfucker.

I was right.

They do the nasty side swipe, too.

And we don't know what their permit test is like over there.

We don't know what their license tests look like.

That roads are wider?

We don't know what they do.

Actually, mine, I ain't have to do you.

You ain't have to learn how to drive.

You ain't have to really know how to drive to get your license over there.

Not really.

Hey, U-turn.

K-turn.

Park.

Parker park.

The parallel park.

That's the hardest one.

That was the hardest one.

As long as you ain't break no laws, ain't hit shit.

You was getting a license.

And back then, you could fail one part of the test.

Now you can't.

Yeah, that's true.

I was a terrible driver when I came to the bottom.

I failed parallel parking.

As long as you don't fail two parts, you still got your license.

I don't know if I failed when I first took it, but it wasn't conclusive.

They told me to come do it again.

You failed.

You failed.

That's what that means.

Yeah, because if you passed, you would have got your license that day.

We don't look down on you because

you're a good driver.

How many tests you took?

Just two.

What do you mean?

That's it.

Just two.

Oh, fuck y'all.

The car that I brought was illegal.

It wasn't, it didn't.

It's stolen cards or this shit?

No.

You know, they had like, there's a jersey shit.

I get one on the way.

Nah, you know, they have the list of things that your car has to be.

And the car that I brought.

You can't have a stick shift, got to have an emergency board.

It was a lot going on in there.

And the car that I brought, I couldn't do it, so I had to come back.

Okay.

Got it.

That's different.

That's what happened.

Y'all know I could drive.

Don't do that.

Well, some of y'all don't know.

Maybe back then you might have to drive.

Yeah, 16.

You might not have had it.

Like, I learned how to drive by getting in accidents.

Like, I couldn't drive until I could drive.

But it took like two or three years.

You get

between like 16 and like 19, like maybe five.

God damn.

And now that explains it.

Yeah, but now I'm a great driver.

I'm a great driver.

Successful.

You just went on the whole thing about your tires and the side of the road.

Yeah, but that's skilled driving.

That's like.

Sure.

That's like stunt driving.

That age is when you are supposed to get into all your accents.

That's shit.

That's why you got your car so far.

Under 25, right?

That's when I got my accents.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

And then after that.

25.

I mean, some of them are side swiping cars, shit like that.

You know what I mean?

Like little things.

Side swiping cars?

Yeah, I mean, parked cars?

Yeah.

I crashed into a house.

I mean.

They just jumped out in front of you?

Pennsylvania drivers have a little bit of a reputation.

See, I think New York drivers, Jersey drivers have a reputation.

Jersey drivers have a reputation.

Man, I crashed into a house.

You crashed?

I crashed to a house?

I came from

a house at a young age.

Excuse me?

Yes.

I was dunked back.

But I also crashed.

You can't just say shit like that and keep going.

Yeah.

No,

I was trying to hit somebody.

I was trying to hit someone.

He He stood.

The house was standing still.

That's like your life story.

Right.

What's my life story?

Trying to hit somebody and crack.

What?

Explain the correlation.

Yo, I'm telling y'all.

I don't know.

Hey, yo, champ.

Listen.

But I ain't back.

Anything referring to houses?

Stop playing with me and shit like that.

You heard?

With houses?

Yeah.

That's like your life story.

I try to hit somebody and I crash into a house.

You say that's like your life story.

I don't know what subliminal rapper mind you playing with, but don't play with me, bro.

It was a good one, though.

But yeah, on Dunkirk, yeah, a guy swung at me through the window.

Cool.

Backed up.

He stood in the yard, and I tried to hit him.

And he moved.

Was it his house you hit?

He moved.

No.

He moved.

And I crashed.

He o laid you right into the house?

Woo!

Once you saw he was going and the house was still there, right?

And you hit the brakes.

Man,

you're mad in the moment.

I'm in the moment, man.

I've never been mad at the ride to a house.

I knew you crash out.

I never tried to hit someone with the car.

Crashing and insurance and all of of that stuff is normally one of the first lessons black people get in not putting shit in other people's name.

True.

Yes.

We didn't know when we let the person we love get insurance in our name and then they kept crashing.

Or the other way around, y'all.

What?

Trying to get the insurance in your name at a certain age.

Like, again, I tell y'all, I worked in insurance.

A lot of the shits that worked against you, get zip code.

So if you lived in certain inner cities it's higher oh wait by now by now the audience should know some of the game this is the game right here that you're giving out yeah this is the stuff that the the the novices don't know they're looking to find out on the phone your zip code your neighborhood do you have a driveway you married yeah are you married garage yeah crime in the area color the carlin car oh yeah Red or black

car that little red two-door Maybach look nice, but insurance insurance gonna be higher.

Insurance.

Kind of car.

What kind of car is that?

Yeah, yeah.

Even that, that human psychology, why does red make you want to steal the car more?

They say it's more likely to get pulled over, too, right?

Isn't that?

Red is the first recognizable color by the human brain.

So it's just something in there that red jumps out.

It would make me want to steal it less.

I do look good in red.

I love red.

Red is my favorite color.

Remember that red coupe I had?

High as shit.

And then that's when we learned, oh shit, in this state, it ain't that high.

So you was one of the first niggas I seen come through the hood

in a red car.

I've had three or four red cars now.

I talked a lot of niggas down from trying to speak bad on your name.

You can't just come around.

Yeah, my nigga call red.

What's up?

You also learn a lesson when niggas borrow your license.

You know, when niggas use your license, it's like

niggas use my license.

Yeah, man.

Got a lot of tickets under my shit.

That happened before.

Niggas use your license.

You put your picture on on your license.

How that work?

It's more people that look like you?

Yes, yes, yes.

They have people that like me, nigga.

Oh, wow.

Yes, yes.

And I'm pretty sure a lot of them cult members use your license too, man.

We ain't had no license.

They weren't allowed to drive.

Right.

Them niggas built that space without a hand truck.

I'm talking about a car.

They said drive.

So y'all walked over there to sell the sense.

Y'all walked to the spot?

I was allowed to keep my car because I was the driver.

Y'all tried to keep it real authentic to the real pyramid shit.

They'll push the car.

Something in there.

Something in there.

Yo, look how they programmed it.

I was allowed to keep my car.

No, your car was the cult car.

It was.

That's why it was like the golf cart.

And we ride with more.

The fucking time.

I was allowed.

That's your job.

Oh, man.

All right, listen, a lot to get to.

Some of it I thought we wouldn't get to, but I spoke to the fellas and I was wrong.

From one crash out to another?

That was a gold.

That was a gold.

That was was smooth.

That was smooth.

You should ripe yourself far.

Also smooth.

That was good.

Well, since we're here, we are.

The last couple days, since our last episode, the world has been watching

a major.

Well, I would call it a major crash out, but at the very least, a major battle between Cardi B and Nicki Minaj.

They've been going crazy on the internet, the back and forth.

I'm bothered by it, but I can't stop it.

It's like a car crash.

I keep watching it, even though I know I shouldn't, and even though it's really unhealthy.

Once they got started, the next day at around two o'clock,

the day after that, I woke up looking forward to it.

Yeah, the day after that, I was like, oh, I can't wait for one o'clock.

They're gonna get right back to it again.

And sure enough, as God would have it, hey, Mona.

Hi, girl.

Hey, Mona.

Hold on.

Let me get the round of applause for a real Mona in this bitch.

Hold on, man.

Here we go.

I was driving like a girl.

I went to East Orange

and broke up.

Wait, what's in East Orange?

Harlem.

Wait, what what are you talking about?

I drove.

I went to East Orange.

I went to the wrong address, but I went to East Orange.

You went to this?

I get you.

Like, you typed in the address, but you went to the East Orange version.

Yes, I was driving like a girl.

That's what I see.

I kept getting confused.

It was too much.

That's just what they were saying.

Philadelphia.

Philadelphia.

Pennsylvania drivers shit again.

Mark, it's difficult.

I think coming from where we're from, it's just difficult.

It's like congestion is difficult, and then people from Jersey can't drive.

So all that together, it's hard.

It's nasty.

I've come up here a couple times from Philly.

It's a pain pain in the ass.

I stopped doing that.

Yeah.

But I feel like you get the hang of it, but like one wrong turn, you really somewhere else.

Yeah, that's what you got to make illegal.

You fucking roads.

Reversed and all that.

I wouldn't remember.

Goddamn raps.

Fucking GPS.

Yeah, worst vibe ever.

Yo, that happened to me before, though.

I can't even clown you.

Where I gave my driver the address and he put in an address that wasn't quite the same address.

And like, I thought I had to be on time somewhere.

And I got out and he had left.

Now I'm just at the wrong address waiting.

It's traffic.

I'm like, how did you fuck that up?

Yeah, going to the wrong address can be tough.

So I'm glad that, and you're new.

So it's going to take a while to learn how to get to where you put in the GPS.

Yeah.

There you go, but you're looking good.

Thank you.

Yeah, you're looking good.

And I'm glad you're here right before our shit because

I know where you at.

I went and did my research on you.

I went and did my research on you, girl.

What that means?

We know.

I know what side of the fence you're on.

As a matter of fact, why don't you take it away?

Nikki and Cardi go.

Nikki and Cardi.

First of all,

I don't know what these fellas are talking about.

I am concerned for Nikki Minaj.

I feel like,

first of all, the way she keeps posting about this stuff, like Rock Nation and these different names and all that, right?

She hasn't given any

background information.

So when you're exposing something and you don't tell the whole story, it makes you look like crazy because we don't understand it.

Everything is like encrypted, like only speak to the barbs, only barbs can understand the language or something because it doesn't make any sense to everybody else, right?

But when you start talking about stuff like I'm a prophetess and Jesus is going to do this, like I'm going to send Jesus on you, right?

That's almost like getting like religious psychosis, like sliding over there.

That sounds like somebody needs to see if she okay.

Like that's how I feel about it.

And I absolutely love Cardi saying.

And I'm not on Rock Nation.

Yeah, that's funny.

Why the fuck do you keep talking about Rock nation?

Some of it has been funny.

Some of it I wouldn't touch with a 20-foot pole.

For sure.

The not funny part and the not touching with a 10-foot pole is the part that I find the most disturbing, and that is the kids.

Once the kids got into it, I don't even get into who's right and who's wrong.

Talking about anybody's kid is not okay.

I checked out right away.

So that started.

I was like, this is not funny.

When Cardi said that her kid's favorite color was five,

I said that

is not funny.

and nobody should do that.

It's beyond the pale to me.

I don't think you said that.

I think you laughed hard.

I think you Thank you, Mona.

Thank you, Mona.

Thank you, Mona.

That little bullshit he knew.

That niggas been listening too.

Yeah, that little bullshit he did.

And people talk about people, kids.

People get mad and say, fuck you, and your big head son.

Yeah, but that's whack, though.

People do it though.

I'm not whack.

That's trash.

I haven't seen anybody say it, though, but every, when you see the discourse online, it's all, you don't do that, you don't do that.

Every time I see you bitches arguing on Facebook, that's what y'all do.

So people do it.

You just show it.

Facebook is a different.

Exactly.

They classify people classes.

Everybody on a high road, though, like, I don't do that.

Like, I mean, that's what people do with these times.

You get mad, you talk to your internet, you sub, you're friends.

I don't do that when I'm mad.

Oh, yeah.

Facts.

Talking about somebody's kid?

Oh, no.

Yeah, I just never do that.

But I get your point that people clearly do it.

People do it.

They did it for days.

Yeah.

Like, what?

My respect level goes, go,

goes down.

My respect level goes down, though, for people.

Niggas talking about people's kids.

Yeah, that's disgusting.

When Cardi tweeted stuff that was like sound like almost she was concerned, you think she was being smart, or was that for real?

Yes, I think she was being smart.

I think both of them have been being smart about all of this.

Feigning concern for each other.

I don't like the fertility stuff either.

And I appreciated that Nikki

kind of walked that back and said, you know what I mean?

Like, we shouldn't make fun of people for not being fertile or having fertility issues.

Like, again, like, they threw a punch and then pulled it a little bit, but I thought that needed to be said.

Making fun of people's kids, making fun of people's health, all that shit should be off-limits.

It should be.

It should be.

But, like we said last part, I do feel like certain women play at a different clip like they get nasty too like michelle

michelle obama says when they go low we go high but what they say when you go low i go we go low we go to hell yeah

yeah like i couldn't do that even if somebody was doing it to me same like i i would feel like my karma is affected you couldn't do it just to kill at no point in your life would you have been there no you would go back i had kids earlier i had my son i was 20 years old 21 oh so you feel like as a parent you can't do it because you understand in this game.

But even, and I saw some people saying this to Cardi, like,

where I come from, you're not even supposed to do that when you're pregnant.

Oh, no, you're not.

You're not pregnant.

We're supposed to be just trying to get a healthy baby out.

Yeah, it's a superstition that something bad happened.

Also, just leave people's kids out.

Even if you ain't got no kids, don't plan on having no kids.

Just leave people's kids out.

That shit to me

is a very basic rule.

The other piece of this is: if my kid is slow, I know it, and you ain't got to tell me.

There's that.

Like, like, help community.

Like, don't, I don't, that, that's crazy too.

Yeah.

Because we have the conversation here about,

well, we've had it before about this country and how they are quick to throw that tag on the kids and some of the medicine and how it relates to that and the numbers spiking recently about kids that are,

it's serious.

It's serious.

It can get tricky, though.

My wife works with children and she tells me horror stories about parents that should put their kid through some sort of medication or something and don't because of the stigma against it right and this kid is literally like assaulting teachers and other students and there's literally nothing that nobody can do about it because

Fuck him up

just for the record nigga

before they attack us.

We're not suggesting that anything is wrong with Nikki's kid at all.

I'm not talking about nobody's kid.

I know.

I just want to be clear because

you don't need my time to come a little bit more like that.

But like Nippy don't even post her baby enough for you to be able to judge it for real.

Nigga, we come from different times.

She don't have her baby all over the internet.

We don't even know his name.

And you don't have to know his name.

Yeah.

That's how it should be, really.

Yeah, yeah.

I tell people all the time, yo, keep your kids off the internet.

Like, they want to have your kids' best interests and heart.

Have they thrown shade that didn't have to do with the kids that maybe we could talk about?

Because I don't even feel comfortable covering that shit.

Well, that's why I was thinking more about the JT diss at this point, because at least there it's off the kids and at least it's a clapback and at least there's some content dude let's go mark i i i did y'all did y'all like it well wait before we get there

if somebody do happen to talk about your kids

because cardi's basically said all right listen dog let's stop tweeting i have to see you

enough of this i heard you you heard me you've crossed the line one thing that's glad i have

i have to see you that's just i respect that i mean i don't agree with it but i respect it yeah i respect it cardi said that about uh somebody else cardi's cardi when she makes her mind up i gotta see you but yeah but she shouldn't be fighting pregnant or doing anything or that well then you seen nikki say think it's your sister says she came yeah but see i don't like that only because oh that's fire no no no no no i'm gonna tell you why because cardi's response is okay

where are y'all at Let's stop talking.

All of our DMs are open.

We can meet up now.

I ain't these pictures are getting.

I get all of that.

Shut the fuck up.

We can't never say the loud part out loud.

You just said it, though.

I tried to whisper it, but I'm afraid too.

They thumped out.

I get that.

Yeah, these bitches is

drill.

So don't say you don't see me then.

No, that's somebody that's a bad guy.

Some of their crews just came home.

Nah, y'all.

For real.

Breeze, I'm telling you something, man.

And they owning it.

Breeze.

Breeze.

That's what they say.

I wouldn't give my address, Neva.

They're going to meet up.

Okay, I'm coming right now.

Where you at?

You in Harlem?

We outside.

Exactly.

So I'm not going to invite you.

If I invite you, if I say, yo, if I'm arguing with you, let's say I'm on that.

Yo, flip, enough of this shit.

You've done it to people.

Where you at?

Yeah, that's stupid, though.

It's ignorant, man.

If they gave you the address or if they was on it like that, what's their response?

To give you an address.

I got it.

But if they're not.

When a nigga asked for mine, y'all already know.

So I sent that nigga

that's all i was saying

hey bd

i sent that to the walmart in pennsylvania i can't understand why you tough be telling the truth about where you at

that's the best time to lie no

here i am

hey you coming

them niggas is talk too yeah no all you want to know all right let's go some niggas is ready for that.

If we going, some niggas is really ready for that.

Guys, what I'm saying is, even if I was that level of tough, you got to waste some gas first.

Hey, over there.

Oh, wait, I left.

Never vote.

I'm over here.

Even if ultimately, I'm with all the shit.

You saw a hop on 95, north or south.

For at least two hours.

Yeah.

Fuck you talking about.

Play with me, especially during Boston traffic.

I'm in violent, nigga.

Let's go.

I'm in Boston, yo.

Hey, what's up?

Take the sawmill.

Hey, hop on the sawmill at three o'clock.

I'll be right here.

That's funny.

Anyway,

anywho's.

Yo, we just.

What was we saying?

All right.

I was trying to ask y'all if that's enough to make y'all have to see somebody.

Yes.

For me, no.

But y'all know how I feel about y'all.

You be all mature with this fight and shit.

That's what I'm saying.

And get into the most fights.

That's what I'm saying.

This nigga backwards.

Ah, da-da-da.

All this

You have fought more than me.

No, I have not.

No, I have not.

I'm not getting the most fights.

You might be tired.

I'm more engaged.

No, I haven't had.

You had more fights than me.

One, as an adult, at your big-ass age.

I'm older than you.

Exactly.

Older than me.

Two.

Yeah, but we're talking about

in your 40s.

That's a fight, nigga.

Your 40s.

All it takes is one to pop the fight off.

Yeah.

That's a fight.

And then you stay.

You didn't have to.

Wait, yo, in the last five years, how many fights you been in?

I was attacked.

How many times have you been in the back?

How many niggas fought you?

In the last five years, how many niggas fought you?

One.

How many have you been in the last five years?

Hold on.

How many have been in the last five months?

Oh, shit.

Okay, last five months.

It's nothing to glorify.

But what I'm saying is that he gets more trouble than me.

But let's move on from that.

At the end of the day,

a nigga that fights, you like to fight because you entice it

when you was on that type of time.

You, nigga, you sit there, you awake, nigga.

You don't give a fuck.

You walk right in it.

I heard stories about you.

I've never been on it.

I've never been on that.

Niggas say that you was niggas say Joe will see some shit right there.

You know, you walking right through them, niggas.

Boy, that ain't because I want to fight.

That's just because

I have made a lot of bad decisions.

I've made decisions.

I've been around.

I've made decisions.

Now, I win that award.

I've made decisions that will make others fight me or want to fight me.

A lot of of them.

That's true.

The nigga with the nigga.

That's it right.

That's true.

That's true.

The nigga told you, ask the DJ to play a record.

You looked at the niggas.

Are you fucking crazy?

You can't talk to street niggas like that in a club.

That should have been a fight, but it was cool.

Shout out to the niggas.

The nigga, the fam, the nigga told Joe, are you looking at my girl?

And your response.

I wouldn't.

What was your response?

Some shit like your girl is ugly.

Nigga, you look at your girl and figure out if you think I'm looking.

Hey, look at me, look at you.

Now look at her.

Now look at every other girl in here.

Hey,

you can figure this one out.

Why would you say that?

Nah, but those are my pill days.

We're talking about my pill days.

I was pilled up.

I was pilled up.

And I shouldn't have been pilled up, but I went to the hospital with a thumb problem and they subscribed me some shit and it was dope sick and I was hooked and I was a fiend.

I was fiended out and niggas want to fight me.

Okay.

Got it.

So it's the government.

No?

Sure?

You know, I always say yes to that.

Big farmer, big farmer.

Yeah, fucking big farmer.

What is the sacklers?

The sacklers.

The damn sacklers.

Those sacklers

and got off scot-free.

Anyway, can we say this?

Like, for Cardi, like, I do respect that you got to see me let's stop all this internet.

I do respect that on a certain level.

But I don't want nobody in their 40s fighting.

Like, I don't want none of them fighting.

And not because I don't want them to fight.

If they was just to go around the corner and fight, I wouldn't give a fuck.

But their crews are going to fight.

They're not going to fight.

People are going to get shot.

And right.

They're the least likely people to fight.

They're not going to fight.

It's their crews.

I mean, look at, I'm old enough to remember Lil Kevin Foxy and all this shit.

You can't say that they're the least likely to fight when they got it on at the Matt Gala.

They're all.

They ain't get it on.

They try to stop saying people going to stop them from fighting.

Yo, if the nigga I'm beefing with, if I know that he's willing to fight in places that I'm not, you won.

The Met Gal was on that list for me.

If I put my suit on and I show up there, please.

That's right.

But Cardi was about that action.

That's what i'm saying but then eventually somebody's gonna get hurt from this and it's probably not gonna

be about that action everywhere everywhere everywhere she go yeah again i respect that i just don't want you to open it you can't take the hood out of some people you can't take that mentality no matter how much money you get that's a fact

some niggas is willing to die over their disrespect exactly why is nikki saying that jay-z is wearing a lace front I was confused about yo, I would assume that, yo, I don't like that, don't do that.

Yo, she fucked me up with that.

And that's why I got to get off.

I'm about to block Nikki.

I'm done with her.

Yeah.

I'm done with her.

I said, oh, shit, he got us.

But I remember him growing his hair.

It fucked up my whole reality.

I'm with you on that.

Wait, that shit isn't real?

No.

No, it is real.

We're saying it's real.

You only had to think about it because she was spot on with that scissor freckles shit that nobody knew.

Exactly.

I knew about that.

But once you come off of a wind like that,

I know Hove ain't do that.

I like him.

Come on, son.

That's Hove here.

Hove here.

Hove here, look good.

Now, a few of these other niggas that's trying to get the, that's trying to do it.

She's acting like Hove is mystical or something, man.

I got to be done with it.

Then she said that Hove and Beyonce is copying

the poses.

Oh, my God.

Hey, hey,

you making it tough.

If you ain't doing nothing else, she's going to call you.

Just who job you make it pretty tough.

Yo.

Take shows the side by the side.

I'm like, what?

Yo, Nikki bugging the fuck out.

Yes, yes.

There's nothing else to say.

There's nothing else to say.

There's nothing else to say.

You can't say shit.

She is.

They copy it.

Bugging the fuck out.

Can I ask y'all a question?

Am I telling them?

I know she ain't about to jump in these disc record streets.

That's what makes me not about it.

Well, eventually.

But I got a little hope, though.

You don't think so?

You don't got no hope.

Album time.

Why not?

Yeah.

Down there.

I got to look, because because it's so direct this time, because a lot of times it's subliminal, but now they're direct.

They're saying things.

And I got hope that they're going to go to the records.

I got hope.

That Nikki's going to finally

put the pen to the pad, nigga, go in the booth and call names.

In March.

In March.

In March.

Yeah.

March.

I don't see it happening.

If it does, I think it's going to be underwhelming.

Really?

Really?

I do.

I went back to the next step.

Let me be clear.

I love Nikki as a rapper.

To me, she's writing the top is either like top two ever, right?

Top two, top three ever.

But that don't mean you're good at writing disc records.

And I haven't seen any, what?

I haven't seen anything from Nikki disc record-wise that makes me think that she's about to set the world on fire with a disc record.

I'm not saying she can't.

She's too talented to not always be in the game, but I'm not expecting it.

Based on what I've seen from her when she responded to

Remy before.

I see good bars.

I haven't seen anything in the world.

See, and that's the thing.

I said that last part too, but the thing about streaming is they've robbed us of great rappers picking a beat that was out already and dissing somebody that's just inside

so now your diss songwriting has to come into effect where i don't really care if that's a stat in hip-hop i don't care about before you want to hear a beat grab a beat that you know we like yeah hop on it

and just smoke somebody and let that be the end of that well that's what i wanted jt to do that's what that let's get into jt because i didn't like the diss i think some of y'all liked it more than me well we're going to talk about it.

I got a JT friend of the show.

I'd like to think all these people are friends of the show.

What, if you talk to them, maybe not.

JT,

I want to say her people reached out last week, like, yo, JT, come up there.

Next week is going to be a big week.

And then I was like,

I've been around the block too long.

I was like, eh, what does that mean?

Yeah.

No, don't try to insert me in some shit.

That's how I got caught up with that Tacha K interview.

Don't try to put me in some shit now.

And sure enough, as God would have it, some shit.

So JT put out two disc records against Cardi B.

Has everyone here heard them?

I only heard one of them.

I only heard it.

It was one.

I didn't know it was two.

It's two.

I heard the second one come up.

Well, would you like to hear the one you didn't hear first, or you want us to talk about the one you did here?

Let's talk about the one we did here.

All right, so let's play the one they did here.

I think it's this one.

All right for the National Slander.

All right.

movie time.

All right, all right.

Shout out to academics with the exclusive.

We are now entering.

I don't give a fuck.

I was too pussy to get that exclusive out here.

I'm sorry, buddy.

You got it.

Motherfucker, ho, and tell her I said it.

I open up my ass right now and tell her where it's.

Talk about it.

Talk about it then, JT.

Ugly and pathetic.

I'm throwing shots at hoes.

The rebellious ass C girl, been

Stop it, stop it, stop it.

First thoughts.

I mean, not now, but when you heard it, give me your first thoughts when this came on.

First eight, ten bars go by, you thinking what now?

At first, I thought it was ass

trash at first.

It picks up, but it gets better.

Even when she's

been that bitch six birthdays at Disney World, like it gets to picking up right now.

All you feeling niggas stutter.

Them schools are telling.

No, I like to.

Fuck you.

I wasn't mad at it.

It sounds like mad meeting my father get it on the school.

It sounds freestyle mixed steepy.

Like it's kind of lo-fi, you know what I mean?

Like that's the first time.

Once I heard the father,

I got it off the boat.

I was like, okay, I'm listening more than I was.

That's where it picked up.

I'm listening more than I was.

What's in there?

Well, by the time you got to that point, I'm just like, ah, she's going to have to come harder than this.

That's what I said.

Keep it going.

You don't know me, bitch.

I'm bringing up my upbringing.

Your mammy was around, that pussy still was swinging.

Hold on, maddy, spin your block, scoop arena.

Pussy so tight, I could barely fit a finger.

I like that line.

La hoe will go for anything, got for pill.

M's in my nigga birkin' bag, my sill.

How you a brim, never been on the drill.

Heard you got a scratch, you can't edge ill, bad still.

It took for granted, I get niggas' pockets took hoe.

Say you stuck in paper, let me see you read a book, hoe.

I forgot the way you look, hoe.

Bitch,

Now, what were your thoughts during this part?

It picked up.

It's picking up.

This is what heavy days.

I started to laugh.

I left

the face.

I said, oh, okay.

What's the

plastic surgery review?

Yes.

Yeah, yeah.

Let's see the front here.

Yo, when you dissing somebody with more money than you, like, again, a lot of this shit comes from the fucking 50 Cent diss handbook.

And you just start talking about your opponent's ability to reheat.

Yo, I don't care if you can read it or not, it's funny.

It is funny,

and the breakfast club getting those Floyd drops is some of the funniest shit in the world.

That shit is amazing.

Nah, that's some of the funniest shit in the world.

All right, 10 different faces.

I don't know how you look, ho.

Lie to me.

Lie to me now.

Come on.

Come on.

Hey,

black podcasters.

Hard bars.

There you go.

Hard bars.

Yeah, even if you team Cardi to death.

Hard bars.

Hey, and let me say the line that gets me in parks and trouble.

Hey, who wrote that?

Do we think that JT is writing this stuff?

Oh, I think so, JT Bright.

I think.

Yo, JT the most miracle wizard drinks.

Exactly.

It sounds like she wrote this question.

Not to me, but not.

If a nigga wrote this, I would be pissed.

If I paid y'all,

I don't be thinking nobody write none of this shit.

Wait, hold on.

What'd you say, Mona?

If I paid somebody to write this, I would be pissed.

Oh, the fucking shit.

This sounds like she wrote it to me.

This sounds like her.

She be popping, talking about selling clothes out the trunk and all that.

She a booster.

She a credit card girl.

It sounds like her to me.

She definitely told that person her story.

She was the rapper out of them, too.

That's how I always looked at it, unless I was.

Chat GBT is so bad.

We ain't got a.

If there was ever time, we needed a Caricha please.

Man, I've been looking for Caricha please

for about a year.

How long puffing gone?

That episode will not drop.

I hate when y'all chat.

I hate when y'all.

That's a regular one.

I'm making footy right under my footho.

Ho, Dago Betty, my ass you chopped cheese.

That ass looking crazy, Cardi and a diaper bam.

Bitches, chatting.

Stop that.

I knew you was going.

Come on.

What did she say to ask her crazy, Cardi diaper?

What?

I don't know.

That's what I'm saying.

What did she say?

Diaper B.

I don't like that.

Diaper.

Oh, diaper B.

I don't like that.

Cardi has been,

she has been transparent with

how her weight is gaining during her pregnancy.

No, that's, I, this bigger.

I can tell when y'all don't be watching.

No, no, no.

I thought a joke was coming.

I knew you said.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Have y'all seen Cardi Pregnant?

Her

things are accentuated.

Yeah.

More so than, and

she's been talking about that.

Her ass is fatter because she's pregnant.

That happens.

That's not really what I'm trying to say.

Even if that is what's happening, that's not what I'm trying to say.

You can just break out into your full plastic surgery review bag.

Like, I know that it's in there somewhere.

Get to it.

But it's not really that.

It's how

pregnant.

It's how pregnant weight is.

It's how you pregnant weight ain't hitting the same for everybody.

So

that's all all I'm saying.

But you feel like there's a bridge you follow.

I think that this is that's what I'm trying to say.

I guess that's what you confuse me sometimes.

Like, everybody, myself included, I guess, is like, I don't know what the lines are because that to me seems inbounds.

This is inbounds to me.

Yeah, it seems inbounds to me compared to some of the other shit they be saying.

Yeah.

I wouldn't say it.

If niggas could get pregnant, I wouldn't say that to dude.

All right, go ahead, play it.

Shout

Okay.

Your mammy ran a whorehouse.

The only time I seen you with a pin was at the courthouse.

That was love.

Stop it or no?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, let me just let y'all know y'all have stopping rights.

Y'all have to y'all can stop it too.

Don't just make me be the bad bad guy.

Yo, that only time I seen you with a pin was at the courthouse shit.

That was maybe my favorite line on this joint.

That was dope.

That was hard.

Yeah.

I don't like the.

All right, fuck it.

Say it.

I don't like the, yo, your dude is

when

your dude also looks a little.

What are we doing?

What?

Go stop it.

Go stop it, Freeze.

Freeze.

Freeze is so fucking free.

Freeze up.

I didn't see that guy.

I didn't know that's where you was going.

Freeze reviews the dudes.

I don't give a fuck about them dudes.

What about her dude, Freeze?

I didn't want to turn salations against Freeze.

I don't like to say that about them.

With Uzi.

Uzi's ass.

I'll have y'all know.

He's out just as much.

Tell him, Freeze.

There is a bigger point that Freeze is making, though, that is interesting, which is like when you do a disc record and you're talking about people with plastic surgeries and they buy if you're throwing shit at people that

can be said at you, does that make the disc less credible?

Not that as credible.

It doesn't hit as hard.

No, to me.

Not to me.

It don't hit as hard.

It's how much

it matters.

It could be a hard bar.

It could apply.

But then if that person could turn around and say the exact same thing to you, if you make it funny, I don't care what you're doing.

Agreed.

Yeah, you got to say yours different.

Your metaphor got to be different than mine.

We got to not be attacking this the same way.

And

it's cool for me.

Cardi on one of them songs I love and one of them verses I love was like, yo,

oh, lame bitch, that's why my friend fucked on your nigga.

Come on, it's one of the best Cardi lines ever.

Bitches is going to say that when they beef it, if my friend fucked your nigga.

That's a solid line.

So if JT's friend fucked her nigga, she's supposed to say it is all I'm saying.

Even if she did, even if they didn't fuck me, he's supposed to say that.

Yeah, no, I'm with that.

That works.

It's the plastic surgery and all that other shit where it's kind of like, like, all y'all got plastic surgery.

All y'all got writers.

All y'all got.

But everybody don't have the same plastic surgery.

Boy, they're going to call me all types of bitches after this.

I'm fine.

I accept that.

Everybody don't have the same plastic surgery.

That's a fact.

Some niggas got in the basement in Queens.

And some niggas got it.

Yeah.

And I ain't making a complaint in the middle.

Yeah, some people

went to the special, the specialists, the good doctors.

Some people left the country.

Some people went to Turkey.

And some people.

Remember the Queens shit?

They locked that person up.

Remember that shit he was doing in the building what was that some of y'all been to the doctors that been killing and that's a flex girls gonna use whatever to flex yeah that's the surgeon you went to he done botched up you and the last nine people and killed somebody on the recovery table you proud you proud bitch oh we ain't the same like bitches is messy you gotta write for somebody me yeah you got it no he just in the know when it comes to that but he's i would kill him i would i would you should i would kill him i should i go off you know what's funny the last studio session i went went to.

Machus is messy.

Right.

I was on ECM.

And you.

I can hear it.

You think it's big.

You're a little messy.

Last studio session you went to.

Last few studio sessions I went to, niggas was writing for girls.

And how the verse sound with a nigga doing it was five.

I was in.

Like, I'll smoke this nigga.

Hey, whoever wrote this for this girl, I'd have to write for somebody like a fucking...

Let me not make it about me.

Anyway, anyway.

Who the fuck told your ugly ass to go against me?

This that penthouse flow, bad bitch, but pay.

You pay the bills in the Texas so he can fuck where y'all stay.

Old bird brain, bitch.

You so fucking pitiful.

Open the windows in that house.

Get off a lot looking miserable.

Wait, stop.

She's losing the beat.

She's losing the beat a little bit here.

A little bit.

I don't care.

She said a couple of things.

Yeah, I didn't give a fuck at you.

Yeah, y'all.

All right, I see.

Now she's talking

now.

She was talking.

I was with this.

I'm just saying she fell off.

I don't give a fuck about that.

Why y'all ain't stop it when she said you paying the bills over there in that house and that nigga is.

Why y'all ain't stopping?

Is what I'm asking y'all.

I was focused on the flow.

It was both.

It was a convenient time to stop both and review the bars and the flow.

No matter who sits on that couch, I hate it.

I don't give a fuck about that, drop the flow.

Hey, she's she's

off the beat, whatever.

She's talking shit now.

No, she's talking the shit right there.

I just hate it.

That's

the back to the player parts.

And fucking crackers at the motherfucking fashion houses.

I'm in the club and they shit with my ass bouncing.

My IG, a motherfucking fashion show.

Okay.

Can't believe I'm arguing with the face of fashion, though.

I do.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

That was funny.

That's fire.

That was funny.

That's what I'm saying.

It's fire and wrong.

Again, it don't matter.

Nah, man, some shit.

You can't be too wrong now.

You can't be too wrong.

Nah, you could.

Yes, you can.

You can.

Really?

That's the whole point of this.

You can make it make it hit.

Make it funny.

Make it whatever.

Yes, you can be wrong as fuck.

We ain't fact-checking to this record now.

This is crazy.

That's what makes the shit funny.

What do you fuck about that?

I don't think the JT should be talking fashion with Cardi B.

Because Cardi B really like that.

She's sitting there saying I don't give a

Cardi really likes that.

It's a change of skin.

I don't give a fuck about that.

You do.

That's what she's saying.

You do, though.

Or not.

She do.

I don't give a fuck about that.

I don't think she's a bad thing.

I don't think you should get it.

But then you just say, if somebody could say it back to you, it invalidates it.

Because Cardi British is a bit more.

So if I say it first, if I'm sitting there saying, yo, I don't care about that fashion shit.

Because Cardi mentioned fashion first.

I don't care about that fashion shit.

That's not true.

She cared about it too.

She definitely cares about it.

But this record's always filled with lies and exaggeration.

All I'm saying is be careful entering your opponent's strong seat.

Yes, you set yourself up for sure.

Hey, if your opponent is cutting clubs,

I wouldn't be the first to put a club on the board, is all I'm saying.

I feel you.

Well, she wasn't.

And Cardi, Cardi, Cardi brought the fashion shit up first.

She's responding to that.

Yeah, but Cardi.

She told her,

I take you to fashion houses and all that shit.

No, fuck that fashion shit.

Let's talk this.

That's what she said.

I still like it.

I don't give a fuck if I can't dress.

I'm going to talk about that.

I still like it because it's like I'm not trying to outfashion you.

I still like it because it's like fuck them crackers at the fashion house, so they're not inviting me to fuck them anyway.

Y'all right, but they still pulled up a picture in JT dressed in like a lunchbox or something.

They're gonna pull up your old fits.

Why do you think when I when I bad, I don't talk about niggas' outfits?

I don't talk about you crazy.

Go ahead, like a terra card reader.

You can never be cut.

You a lame hoe, pregnant by a nigga who sucked dick out the game toe.

Let it go.

You've been mad for years.

I've been told.

Yo, stop this.

I'm getting mad at y'all's non-stopping ability.

We don't want to stop.

No, y'all.

Y'all probably don't want to stop at that.

We don't want to stop at that.

I wanted to stop at that.

Stop.

That's a body shot.

That's pretty.

Yeah, come on.

Come on.

She hit it with that.

She hit it with that.

She hit her.

Yeah.

That's solid.

I didn't know that that was happening at the football.

That's what I'm saying.

Like, I don't know what that's going on.

I don't know what you think about that.

Gonna make those Patriots games a little bit different.

Yeah, Mark, chill out.

Might just be the Packers.

Yo, shit.

Come on.

That was just.

That was good.

That was good.

No, that was a good one.

That was a good one.

They got that on cute, nigga.

Shit, you prepared?

Yes, I prepared for that shit.

He marvels that every week.

Mark,

Mark.

You can up yourself right there.

You wanted to stop at the dick conversation.

Now you want to to violate me.

No, but let's get back to that.

You were saying you don't care about that.

Wait, stop.

Enough of that.

You were saying you don't care about that.

No, I don't care about that.

No.

You say it's a body blow, Mona?

I mean, it goes with the text.

It's text going,

what's the guy's name?

I don't even know his name, but he has text where he's saying that he fucked him.

And that goes with the text.

Jay-Z posts the text and she put it in her disc.

Allegedly.

Yeah.

Well, let's not repeat stuff from the people that get sued every month.

Someone that says they have text.

Just so we don't get sued.

Mona

I saw you saw,

I saw the boy.

I don't even know the blogger, but the guy,

I don't want to say his name.

He's an athlete himself.

And he alleges that he was trying to fuck him.

He got a whole story about it.

And the story don't even sound like bullshit.

I'm not saying I believe it or anything, but you're not going to be able to say that.

Can you say allegedly?

Allegedly.

Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly.

So when the guy's telling a story about the other athlete, JT shares that post, so she put in a diss to go together.

Like, she was, you know, getting them ready for it.

This is another one of those Spider-Man memes.

It is, but it ain't, though.

Yeah.

That's my.

Go ahead, Freeze.

Ain't nobody make no accusation on dude, did they?

I'm just saying.

Oh, who?

Who, dude?

Her dude?

Yeah.

I mean, what's it called?

Say, um.

Oh, okay, never mind then.

Yeah, she did say something about him.

She said, you got to borrow your nigga purse and all that.

No, I'm talking about to the level of the accusation

that was made about him.

Why are we talking?

Why are we doing this?

Because that's what happens up here.

Because that's what happens up here.

The talk, that is.

I'm talking about.

There is a person that has a story that said this man did X, Y, and Z.

I don't know if there is a person that has a story that said her dude did X, Y, Z.

If it exists, I didn't know.

I'm just saying, so, yeah, she could say that.

Oh, you saying, yeah, it does exist?

No, no, no.

No, I'm not saying anything.

I don't know anything about that.

That's all.

Like, yeah, one is just, yo, you know, look a little, might be a little.

And then one, we got a person coming out saying, hey, he did that.

Are we done with our first diss track?

Is there more?

Not at all.

We're going.

There's nothing more that I need to talk about.

Oh, yeah.

I didn't hear the other one.

I can't find it.

Oh, I got it.

Well, before you get to the new one,

so you're in your final thoughts on JT's diss number one.

Not bad.

It's not bad.

It's better.

One out of ten.

Give me one out of ten.

Six.

TS.

Six and a half.

Snap, seven.

I'll even say seven.

I'll say seven.

When you first hear it, it was a three.

So seven.

I had that a five first time.

She worked her way up.

Yeah, yeah.

It's worked up to a seven.

Sorry,

I'm giving a 6.9.

Okay.

Close to that seven.

That was a nice.

That was a nice diss track, especially because of my expectations of a JT diss track.

That's fair.

You was direct without a few hard lines.

I thought that your flow, your cadence, and and all that was fly, maybe up to the very, very, very, very end.

Where, like, freeze that, somebody said, I feel like using your talking to him bag at that point.

Uh, let's hear this other shit.

I love a royal rumble with the ladies.

Money coming in.

With raps coming up, yeah, I'm here for it.

I mean the rap royal rumble.

Yeah.

Fanned out, bitch.

Oh, you ain't nothing.

650 coup, but I spent 50.

I love that.

Out of my watch, bitch, I spent 200.

Ho talking shit, ain't stopping no money.

Being frank, JT, I blew a slight honey.

Hoe,

they got a hoe on.

Bank account of who

I don't care.

Her face looks scary, but she don't scare me.

Bitches like worse than you better shake T.

Old Dale blonde, put my petty ice pink.

Hoes swear they raw, but they album dirt cheap.

Put me on repeat, put J on repeat.

Tell me on your metaphor, drop next week.

Yeah, bad bitch crap.

Better listen when I shut up.

Bitch, I'm one and one.

Niggas can't clone me.

Stop it.

Money cup.

I like this better.

I like the start of this better.

Yeah, me too.

Pete, Cadence,

I like this better.

I do like this beat better.

The punches ain't.

These feel more jabby.

Yeah.

Yeah, but I like it better.

And start with

your point about the fashion flow.

Talking money talk with Cardi, to me, ain't the right move.

It's the one to leave.

Because she got a lot more money, though.

Don't tell me you spent $200,000 watching.

Because even the brags don't.

Cardi's gonna say, My daughter got a $300,000 watching first birthday.

I agree with y'all until I learn how much money Uzi has.

I gotta know how much money Uzi makes.

Uzi got a lot of money.

Uzi got a lot of money.

Uzi has a lot of money.

Yeah.

If Uzi has a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot of money, then his lady could talk like that.

Agree with me.

If not, then I agree with y'all.

And I won't know that I didn't do an audit on Uzi, buddy.

I'm not gonna do it.

I haven't done an audit on Uzi.

I do remember after that Exotour life record, which was a smash, smash, smash.

You talking about 2015, nigga?

Well,

that was arguably his biggest record.

No, no, the other two.

I just want to rock his past.

That's his biggest record by far.

Correct.

Too many records, though.

And he sells a lot of records.

But

my point was, I remember that.

I remember after the deal,

he wouldn't do something.

That's what I was going to say.

After that, he got out of that after that record because he didn't make no money from that.

It was saying, he was said how much the record itself made and what he made, the check he got from it.

So the money talk might come down a little different.

Okay.

That's that's my point.

Fair enough.

Want to keep going here?

Yeah, for sure.

Yeah, man, go ahead.

And then let it keep cutting my band out, bitch.

Oh, you ain't nothing.

650 coop, but I spent 600.

Oh, talking shit, ain't stopping no money.

Being frankly, of course.

That little noise is the winner.

That little 3-6 mafia noise.

This ain't it.

This ain't it.

And don't put in there want to book JT send me three something

if you're talking to Cardi.

Again, yeah.

You don't know what three something can mean, nigga.

We know what it don't mean.

We know what it don't mean.

Did the beat change?

Send me three something.

The drums changed.

The drums changed in the second verse.

Oh, yeah.

All right, so y'all hate it.

I don't hate it.

I don't hate it.

It's just.

I would have been cool with just letting that first one rock and see what happens after that.

I didn't need this record here.

Or I would have liked if this one came out first.

Yeah.

Yeah.

This would have been a good

She hanged.

I don't know why they did that at the end.

I absolutely love the first record

as a diss, the first diss record.

I love

the second record has disses in it.

I don't think it's a diss record.

So

I'm squout.

Exactly.

So that's how I'm gauging this.

I'm gauging this like

a MC who's against somebody that's bigger than me.

I'm going to diss you because

that'll get that rolling.

But I'm putting a record out.

I'm putting the record out.

This sound like

I'm putting a record out.

Cool.

My first two bars was hard.

I'm back to

you ain't looking like yourself.

Oh, you look scary, but I ain't scared.

Oh, I like that.

This one got a hook on it.

There's a song.

So it does sound like a song.

Yeah, this is a song to me, and I like the plan.

Whatever you think of the music, I love the plan from JT, who also just moved to New York, I heard her say.

Okay, okay.

welcome.

And Atlanta, though, hey, me, I think New York, I like New York, JT.

I mean, Atlanta, fucking

Miami.

I like New York, JT, better than Miami, JT.

I'm about to say that.

Yeah, about that because you're not from Delhi.

I'm about a different culture down there.

But

my only problem with that is if this is

me putting a single out, then this should be, it shouldn't be so hard to find this.

Drop this.

You said single.

I said.

A record.

Even if it being a record, if I'm putting a record out.

It's a street record.

It's a street record.

yeah but this ain't make it where can get the record then nah it's a street record it's a street record

if it happened to pick up steam and pick up steam and then we'll get to some other parties involved but for now i'm putting a hard street record out with my hard disc record you bitches i'm in new york i'm waiting to see one of y'all i like the plan

do i think it'll work or how effective i think it'll be that's where i think that cardi is

carte blanche would it have been more effective with some more spacing like if you wait like, a week or two to put the second record out?

No, no, no, no.

Hell no.

I ain't giving him no no.

Hell, no.

You can't wait a week or two.

I ain't giving him no more space.

A week or two.

This might be,

well, JT who, no disrespect, but you got to strike while the iron is hot.

You know, forgot about this and Cardi go and do something else and don't, and ignore you.

Now what?

Gotcha.

I don't know if Cardi has the ability to ignore anybody.

I'm talking about music.

I'm just saying if she, if she, again, Cardi just dropped the album, you know how people play the deluxe game.

Cardi could go drop another version with two more songs on it again.

Let me ask y'all,

is it a diss for people to keep talking about how much Cardi's album cost?

Like the $4.99 thing?

No.

No.

Yes.

I mean, only when Nick said it.

I mean, I could see her.

I could see it being a diss because if you hanging everything on your numbers.

Your single was 99 cents.

My

four bucks.

I mean.

Yes, it is a diss

because you put you're talking.

yeah, we sold 200,000 first week, 199,000, whatever you want to call it.

We did these numbers, but then when you go look and say, oh, it's like an asterisk.

Maybe not a diss, but it does put an asterisk up there.

It's a diss.

The normal album costs $9.99 to $12.99 to even higher.

JT got to sell more.

It is a diss.

It's a diss.

It is a diss.

That's all I'm saying.

It's a diss.

You got to sell a little more.

I think that's what I meant.

It's a diss.

It's not a good one.

Better be sure than sorry, though.

That's how I feel.

I mean, with Cardi, I think it's a great movie that she did.

Bitches is playing with Cardi.

Because the hiatus that she's been on for so long, right?

You don't know.

That's why they're playing with her.

That's why they're playing with her right there.

If it took you seven years to do this, that you did.

But

why would I come out and put my album at $9.99 if it did take me seven years?

And if people were criticizing me every time I was teasing a roller, I didn't drop.

I would come just to, I would put it at a price where I can be sure that

it should.

It's the whole show scary.

That's the only part.

I think it's the dumpest move.

That part of what Cardi did, that's the only part that don't match Cardi's aesthetic.

I thought about it long and hard, too.

Cardi, when you hear a rap, is big boss numero uno, number one.

You see the fashion.

I made the money.

I sold the records.

You bitches can't fuck with me.

That's the aesthetic all across the board.

Uh-huh.

From the looks to everything.

You can't have that aesthetic and talk to the bitches the way you're talking to them, and then your album comes out and you $4.99.

And be clear, and one other thing,

I saw people saying this.

Well, they're going to attack you over it.

But what do you feel about that?

I think if you took a seven-year hiatus and you were labeled with all new people that didn't sign you, yes, I'm making that album $4.99.

That's not a Cardi decision.

No, I'm not sure.

It's not.

And they don't care how it looks.

They don't care.

They're going to shoot at that, but

I don't think it's so valid.

You bitches can make y'all album $4.99 and y'all not going to do what Cardi did except for one of y'all.

Yeah.

And I'll tell y'all while we're in all this messy shit, fucking Meg The Stallion did preview a record, and I like it.

Okay.

I like it.

Really?

It's a flip of Total Kissing You.

Total Kissing You.

I love Total Kissing.

Now, it's still, she found a way to make it be twerk music.

Okay.

Yeah.

There we go.

I think that's by now we can say that's her shit, but not a bad record.

Anyway, okay.

Anywho.

I'm going to try to find that record while y'all talk.

Tired of shaking my ass.

No, I was just saying, I saw a lot of people on the shit.

Well up a bit.

Hold on.

What you saying, Mo?

Hold up, a bit of a shit.

I'm tired of that twerking shit, man.

Why?

I'm tired of shaking my ass, man.

You been shaking that shit?

Yeah, what you do when twerking music comes on?

Tap your foot.

Y'all don't shake your asses?

No.

Y'all don't dance?

No.

That's what's wrong with niggas.

Y'all have a good time at the party, baby.

Oh, with the

some cut.

That motherfucker move with you.

Come on, my man, my man, my man, my baby, my man.

Oh, she love, love.

Oh, they gonna love this.

Wait a minute.

Hey,

with that little New Orleans bop bouncing in.

That doesn't sound bad, and I do not fuck with that lady at all.

But music is music.

God damn, that sounds good.

Anyway.

All right, we done with JT and Cardi, or do we have more to say?

No, we're done with that.

JT, they will do a drill.

Like, come to the thing.

JT, yes.

And you in New York?

You fresh in New York.

I ain't going to lie to you, girl.

I like you.

They set tracks.

Yeah, I like JT a lot.

They bought you.

I do.

Three of the blocks.

I do, too.

JT, you fresh in New York.

The city is big and it's not.

At all.

The city is big and it is not.

Don't go to Pergola and just be thinking that you having the sliders

and like...

It'll be sliders, right?

Don't get slid.

Yeah, don't get slid having the sliders at Pergola.

Because Uzi ain't but so damn big tall.

But nobody plays with Uzi, though.

Nope.

They don't play with him.

No, I'm not even going to put that there.

They don't play with him.

They don't.

That's true.

The internet was trying to say that Offset was supposed to jump in.

What do y'all think about that?

I seen a clip of Offset shaking his ass on stage having a great shit.

That was not Offset.

That was not OSAT.

Who was it?

That wasn't him.

No.

Who was it?

Sick fuck wasn't that funny.

You talk about that clip where the nigga put his leg in the air and was like

a real clip of offset performing.

He had a performance, and when they were going crazy on Twitter, he was performing.

You said shaking your ass.

We think of something else.

My fault.

No, no, that was a clip going around saying offset shaking his ass.

He don't even care.

And I clicked on that shit.

It was some nigga that wasn't offset with his leg in the air.

I said a real offset.

You be seeing y'all.

You got a freaky algorithm, boy.

This shit bilingual.

He had shades on.

He was on stage.

I really saw him perform.

He had shades on.

He was on stage.

He was smiling.

You could see all his teeth.

He was happy as shit.

I said it's currently on tour.

He's opening on the for NBA Young Boy.

Exactly.

All right, if somebody starts dissing,

and this is a quick, we don't need to spend a lot of time here, but

you know, if somebody starts dissing, your BM

that you don't speak to every day, your first BM,

Oh, my God.

Sink or swim, nigga.

How do y'all feel about it?

I'm not getting involved.

You get to wherever they bring the kids in.

Yes, that's what I'm getting.

That's what we get.

Oh, yeah, and they bring the kids in.

You bring the kids in.

You don't get involved, cool, but sink or swim is like, fuck her.

That's crazy.

Yo, niggas be breaking.

Hey, yo, listen.

And that's my, she's going to DM me.

Why she's in text.

She's talking about Cardi.

I'm talking about, I can't.

Listen, man.

The shit that niggas got away.

Now, I wish Akbar would get the fuck out of this.

Oh, my God.

Akbar,

Akbar, get jumped.

Akbar text me, too.

Akbar talked.

Text me, talking about Joe Cardi wasn't talking about me.

I'm saying.

I know.

Please, talk me, I know.

Please, listen.

Oh, that's kicked.

Yo, Akbar,

with all due respect,

nobody ever thought.

You ain't texting me.

Joe, you ain't texting me.

you your joke stop doing that

we knew we knew i told i was telling the room that

hey that's exact she probably don't watch that's exactly what i was telling the room nobody was talking about you baby it's okay anyway

i love the girl action even more than the nigga action i ain't gonna i'm such a messy motherfucker you an algorithm nigga now you figured out how to get to it i'm watching you something i'm an algorithm nigga my My Instagram followers have been stuck at 1.7 for the last seven years.

Nah,

Joe, that's true.

Because you're being shadow bands.

You're being suppressed.

Yeah, me too.

No, you're not.

You cannot be on there talking all this independent shit.

Oh, right.

They don't like that making money.

They don't like that.

That's number one.

They don't like me.

You making money without us?

Yeah.

Oh, you ain't pressing the

boost.

Yeah.

That's what it is.

That's really what it is.

Just because you're being suppressed, you're still the algorithm, nigga, because you know how to put it in.

But why you say that about you?

You can break it up.

Because you know what you did.

This messy shit, like, I learned I watch it.

Sometimes I'm like, yo, Cardi said this about Joe, man.

Why he keep doing it?

I love Cardi.

Yeah, and he do that?

I don't give a fuck that Cardi think I don't love her.

I know you lie.

I don't care that the music fans think I don't love Cardi.

Fuck y'all.

I don't fuck with y'all.

Like, I'm not convincing nobody of who I love.

I love

Cardi, yo.

Just your name.

I do.

I can't give you a bad thing.

How can you not love Cardi, though?

Like, watching her whole come up, bro.

The only thing that ever threw me off was that she went music.

I always thought she she would go comedy because she was real funny.

So I thought she was going to be like an actress or comedic actress.

So I was so surprised when she went music.

And I'm not the biggest fan of her music, but I'm still just nice watching her win.

But that's why you got to be a fan of her.

She thinks bigger than people.

Yeah.

That's a fact.

She thinks way bigger.

And like you said, I've seen the story.

I've said this up here a million times.

Yeah.

And I really should change my lifestyle, but the strip clubs are there.

I know who was lit, who was not.

I seen y'all when you left, retired, came back.

Anything in New York and New Jersey strip club history

in the last 30-something years, I know it.

Cardi was in there working.

She was.

Working.

Like for real, not sitting down trying to be cute.

She wasn't the cutest.

She was working, getting money into it.

So to leave there and start putting mixtapes out with everybody like, why would you?

No, but it's not.

Start online.

Start online.

It went from online to loving hip-hop.

And I say this too.

She told loving hip-hop, now I'm cool now.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I did my time here.

That was a great move.

That was the great move.

I appreciate you, but I have something bigger for me.

And everybody loving hip-hop.

There's the classic DJ self-interview.

Yeah.

That's like,

bitch, what are you doing?

Boy, egg on your face.

Talk about egg on your face.

So to see her ride.

That's why I even like that shit shit that she said to Nikki.

Like, yo, dog, I listened to you in high school.

She did.

We all looked up to you.

You hated all of us.

Oh, shit.

You hated all of us.

But I'm not your

like,

whatever you're doing to me, that's not for me.

It's not for me.

When they gonna break the cycle of that, I'm still gonna roll with that.

When they gonna break the cycle of that, did Kim do that to Nikki?

Carly broke a cycle of that.

Or was Nikki?

Yeah.

You want to tell the truth?

Yeah.

Cardi broke a cycle.

I said it when she,

where I always said this phone.

She just said she's going to beat people up.

No, no, but I'm talking about Cardi embraced the other girls.

Sex.

And younger girls.

She did.

No, one of the first girls.

Kim didn't do it when Cardi was with it.

Like, hip-hop put them against each other.

They bought into it.

Don't say Kim didn't do it.

It wasn't a girl.

I was after it though.

I'm talking about when Cardi, I mean, when it was.

Oh, say Nikki.

I'm speaking.

Kim.

Oh, that was Remy.

But did Nikki try to

do it?

There was no girls when Kim came.

That's all I'm saying.

I don't want to speak ill about Kim.

Remember that Cardi get on Summer Jam stage, though, with her.

That was a big deal.

What, niggas?

Like, yeah, she, I mean,

it wasn't no girls, but Remy did do that for Cardi, and it was a big deal.

Was that some Brock shit or what?

You're right, you're right.

What I'm trying to find out from Joe was that

being around that time, was Nikki trying to be embraced by Kim?

Because

Nikki has always had that bravado bravado about her, right?

That queen, I'm this, I'm that.

She's always had that, if you've been around her, she's always believed in that since back in the days.

But I don't remember if she tried to be embraced by Kim.

I know that she did the photo shoot over and all that shit, and people were comparing her.

She emulated her a little bit.

I thought the story was that

Kim always said that she tried to, but Nikki wanted to be the only bitch.

So her whole thing was,

regardless, I don't want nothing to do with you on a rap tip, you know, and Kim was still trying to put shit out.

That's what Kim always said.

Who knows if what's the truth, but that's what Kim always said.

It's just now,

after you're writing a list and it's 50 rap bitches on the list, it just makes it like, well, damn, was Kim lying because she was the first one?

It's 50 bitches on the list now.

Like, literally, it's this who hasn't.

If you haven't had a running, you're not popping.

Your shit ain't doing well.

That's almost a way to know you're doing well if you run into it with the queen.

That don't even make no sense because she's the queen.

I love all the girls, except for a few of y'all.

But for the most part, we love Foxy too.

I love him.

I love Foxy.

Love Foxy.

Of course.

Of course.

I love Foxy.

I figured out

why I connect to Foxy more than Kim.

Please explain.

I figured it out.

I want to hear it.

Because of Gav?

Well, shout out to Gav, too.

But no.

Fox, when Kim came out, it was the picture, the album cover, right?

Yeah.

And I was a teenager, or I was young, so I can talk about it.

It was the album cover.

She had so many verses that as a guy, you couldn't rap.

Yeah.

She had so many verses.

Fox was, but not as many.

Not as many as Kim.

First lines.

Fox was the first one that I heard rapping outside of the Bratin on it.

But these is drug dealer, nigga bars,

dope house, get you set up.

This was those bars.

As a dude, I related to that.

so when she left that and do a styling or one of the club records for the girls, I don't care.

She ain't on there talking like Kim.

Kim is like, You gonna eat my pussy?

Yeah, you go motherfucker.

See, that's how I felt.

I mean, you know,

I always say West Coast music.

That's how I felt about Rage was that she rapped like a nigga with niggas.

Yeah, rough stuff on my afro porter.

Yeah,

but

he ordered

me.

That's low.

That's just a hole.

Shout out to Lady of Rage.

That's just a hook.

That's just a hook.

He's feeling away.

She had an album.

Freeze at rage.

That's right.

That's how I read.

And that was 92, 93.

You read that.

Earlier.

Fuck him up.

No, you're not.

You be New York biased, and I'm going to be.

Yo, he go squeeze the West Cook.

Yo, JJ Fad.

I love Freeze.

Watch out.

That's how I felt about Stexaside.

OK, five,

What's your mouth, buddy?

Oh, my God.

Yo, this guy.

Worry about yo-yo.

But she was...

She had bars that I really...

Yo, Freeze.

Rage fucked me up.

Rage fucked up.

No, that's my bad, yo.

That's crazy.

Oh, shit.

Did she do the album out yo, Ice?

She had an album on the bottom.

I'm a Rage fan, too.

Me too.

But Freeze is funny still.

Oh, my God, yo.

That's my nigga.

You'll learn.

I listen to music outside of New York.

No, you'll learn that.

He makes it his business to let you know it.

That's the part you'll learn.

His music taste is amazing.

What he goes out of his way to let you know he's listening to is a different talk.

I don't know.

Who else, Reeves?

Nobody.

I've not played these games with y'all.

At all.

Yo, how do y'all feel about music bullying?

Like, bullying people based on what they listen to?

It's fair.

I don't do it.

It's funny, but it's wrong.

No, it's not wrong.

No, it's not wrong.

Depends on what they listening to.

It definitely depends on the person who's what they listen to.

No, No, but like the I'm too cool because you don't listen to the cool enough shit.

It's wrong.

It's wrong.

However, but we do it.

Some people be wrong in what they listen to.

Yes, some shit is just bad.

No, y'all are wrong for saying that.

Nobody is wrong for what they're listening to.

That's how I feel.

Ain't nobody wrong for what they listen to.

You can like what you like, but you can't like what you like and act like it's special or good.

But it can be special.

But no, yes, you can.

No, you absolutely can't.

I'm nine albums.

I'm the first album of the year.

That JLEC shit.

Mr.

J-Leck.

Yeah.

I'm a slide, though.

I love J-Leck, right?

So I'm going to say, I'm not like, if you don't like JLEC, you don't know hip-hop.

But if you're listening to, like,

I don't want to diss nobody.

Anybody say it's going to sound like a diss, but.

Diss somebody.

No.

But I'm just saying, there's somebody y'all think is whack.

There's probably somebody here we all agree is whack.

And if somebody listening to that shit like it's hot,

I judge you.

Nobody likes.

He likes me talking about how much I love Big Boogs music.

Nobody in

New York, Northeast Northeast

knows what I'm talking about when I'm saying, yo, Big Boogs, come on to the club.

Let's go.

And I understand that because that ain't really what's going on out.

I don't know.

Niggas, it'd be street niggas in the club.

Y'all know that.

They just don't know.

But y'all know that.

No, Big Boogo is from Brooklyn.

No, Big Boogo.

No, Big Boogs is from Mid Books.

Why do you keep saying Boogs?

Well, I keep saying Boogs.

Oh, yeah.

Big Boogie.

Oh.

Big Boogie.

I think somebody's

a blood nigga named.

Huh?

Me, that nigga.

All right, whatever.

You know, Joy.

You know.

That's okay.

Anyway, but um, now, to your point, what if they are good to that person?

Or what if they are supposed to like that?

Everybody's entitled to their opinion.

Yeah, that's, I just think music is supposed to be.

You know what?

Some people's opinions just

it's harder when somebody likes something that we don't like, but I'll tell you this.

There are people who don't like some shit we like, and you definitely judge them for that.

If somebody said, yeah, I just don't.

I went on a date with a girl one time,

million years ago.

I never forget.

And she said, she said, I'm just not into Stevie Wonder.

How could I fucking not judge that?

Yeah.

How could I not judge that?

For the first 15, I just kept going, Stevie Wonder?

She a serial killer.

Something.

And actually, she ended up moving to Alaska and had a moment.

That's what she said.

Exactly.

That's a good place to not like Stevie Wonder.

About the Eskimo.

We were talking music.

And it was like, what kind of music you into?

Blah, blah, blah.

We were in our 20s.

You know what I mean?

It was regular.

And she said, Stevie fucking wonder.

You said, go to Alaska.

Exactly right.

It blew my fucking mind.

I just never met.

How could I not join?

She said why?

She said it just doesn't do anything for me.

See, I understand that.

Not saying Stevie Wonder.

Oh, okay.

I'm just saying with certain music.

They'd be like, yo, how do you feel about this artist?

We all love them.

I'm like, okay, that's cool.

Like, I can respect that you love something.

If music got to make you feel something, if you don't get that, then it's like, all right, it just ain't for me.

I'm not saying it's ass, but

they kill me because how I am about Mob D.

Yeah, but ice.

Yeah, well, that.

That's bad.

How are you about Mob D?

I just didn't endorse.

You didn't even listen.

Freeze.

You still doing it?

You don't like them at all?

See, and that I never said that.

I'm asking that.

And that's what I'm talking about.

He said, I never said I don't like it.

You just don't fuck with them like that.

Like, you don't feel nothing.

How can I not judge that?

You can.

I just don't give a fuck.

Just like you judge, they said that about Hove, right?

They said, yeah, Hove just don't do it for me.

You'd be like, what the fuck is wrong?

No, I wouldn't.

Not even a small party, you would be like, no, no, I wouldn't.

You better not.

I don't judge because I don't give a fuck what you think.

You better say I don't fuck with Hove, and I'm like, all right, cool, I do.

We got it.

We got it.

I'm this nigga.

That's my bad.

I'm doing a fucking nigga.

Yeah, man.

Two free.

Confidential life.

He's gonna let you know.

He's gonna let you know.

Look at my nigga, though.

Mob Deep got an album.

Drop it in a couple of days.

He's telling you with his hands in his pocket.

Like the blicky.

Say something else about Lady Rose.

Damn, I'm cool.

I'm cool.

Oh, my God.

I just think we get too hungry.

But the Mob Deep opinion is.

It's wrong.

You got to know.

See, that's the thing.

I'm not mad at none ISIS.

Music is objective.

I'm not, like what you like.

Do what you like.

Like, did you know on the ground?

But you're a snob, too.

I'm a music snob.

That's all I'm saying.

I'm a musical leader, too, though.

And I'm a musician.

And I come from...

Yeah, I'm a musician.

Right.

My dad is a musician.

Right.

So I'm not really here to talk with fan opinions.

Perfect.

But I'm also a fan.

So I could do this with the fans.

But deep down the party, he's like, you know what the fuck you're talking about.

You're not entitled to it.

I know that most of them don't know what they're talking about.

It's like Kevin Durant talking basketball on Twitter.

Yeah.

Right.

It's Kevin Durant.

He's in, he's doing it because, why not?

I'm on the vote.

You niggas sound stupid and I'm doing it, but he ain't looking at you niggas like basketball savants.

Right.

He's not talking to a peer.

That's what I'm saying.

You got it that part.

I love us bigging up rage and saying that about motherfuckers.

I love that.

Do you think it's that important to me that if I was dating a guy or if I met a guy and he didn't listen to certain shit or did listen to certain shit, I would absolutely not fuck with him because of that.

Or like being around people, like, you know, you hate their playlist, so you don't want them to have the all-score because some people just nice with the play with the all-score.

You feel me?

I could live with somebody who listens to some shit I don't like.

It's harder for me to deal with somebody who doesn't listen to some shit that I think is essential.

Yes.

Like, me and my wife had a conversation last night about Josh Stone.

I don't think I don't want to.

And I have a secret.

I'm one of the few people in the world.

I don't think it's a big deal.

He don't like Mob D, but yeah, like, no, no, my question to you is: who are you to determine what's essential?

He's one is essential.

No, no, but he said he would have a a hard time being with someone who doesn't listen to what he thinks is essential.

Then who made you the end-all be all of the person?

I think it's essential.

That's what I'm saying.

The girl I'm stepping on is Josh Stone.

I gave up on it.

Josh Stone, Josh Stone.

You know, it's not that deep.

I happen to like Josh Stone.

Right.

Oh, all right.

We went to Rafael Sadiq's show last night.

Who the fuck is Josh Stone?

NJ Pack, by the way, which is one of the best shows I've seen in a while.

It's a super good show.

If anybody loves Rafael Sadiq, go check him out.

It's kind of like a one-man show love.

Oh, man, I was free.

Wow.

Damn.

I took my wife instead, but.

How dare you?

I better.

I'm a better time.

He didn't have a band or anything.

It was just him about four guitars.

He had an acoustic guitar, a bass.

He had a bunch of shit and a piano.

He just went through his whole life telling stories, playing music, playing other people's music, playing shit.

He wrote, telling.

Nice.

We had to put our phones up.

He wouldn't even let

he secured the phone so you couldn't even record it, which was great for the experience.

He also told some Doran Robinson story, some shit he said he didn't want on YouTube.

Oh, so he.

So he told the truth finally about Doran Robinson.

That's exactly what he did.

That's exactly what he did.

Hey, Raphael, we, yo, even if you never did that, like, just

like,

just if you've been listening,

tell us what he said about Doran.

No, you can't do that.

I'm not going to be a rat.

Yeah, especially on the biggest podcast in the world.

But you know, he went and shook Raphael's hand, too.

Do you want the tea or not, nigga?

You messy or what?

I am.

But he respects the boundaries of the mess.

Once these cameras

know, like, I don't need nobody to tell him.

Oh, you know, already.

It was.

It sounds like a great show.

It was amazing.

Anybody who gets a chance to see it, see it.

And afterward, my wife's like, I love him.

It was a great show.

I just can never, the one thing I, the one thing in his armor, one dent in his armor for her is the Josh Stone thing.

And I was just like, Josh Stone's amazing.

Me and my wife have very similar music tastes.

But she clowns me for not liking Josh Stone.

She probably secretly judges me for that.

I could live with that, right?

Yeah, I thought you said you did like him.

Her.

Her, her.

I do like Josh Stone.

Oh, her.

I'm saying she can't.

Yeah.

What I'm saying is, the flip is, though, our relationship can function with me liking Josh Stone and her not.

It could not function if one of us didn't like Rafael Sadip.

That was my next question to y'all.

Does music have to be a love language like for you and your partner?

A little bit.

Or similar.

We have to have...

No.

We have some common ground.

That's what I'm saying.

Common ground.

They can like some shit I don't like, i.e.

Josh Stone.

They can't dislike or not fuck with some shit that I think is essential, like Rafael Sadiq.

I've had both ends of the spectrum, and I hated it.

Like guys that just don't know what to listen to or what you're supposed to.

I just, I am one of the people that you're not supposed to.

I mean, certain shit is like, it's corny.

It sucks.

You should know that.

But, like.

And I think that's sweet that, like, on the date, niggas is trying to woo you with like the music you.

Me and my ex would be not speaking, and we would play certain music, and that we would talk again from listening to shit.

Like the beanie sequel or something?

No.

Mostly it'll be thug.

You funny as shit.

Nothing romantic, bitch.

Sega was the name that they gave me, right?

That's a love language.

Y'all

Warriors movie music.

I like having a partner that puts you onto shit too, though.

Yes.

Yeah.

Like finding a common ground together is inspired me.

It is.

It is, Parks.

I'm the find the new music guy in the relationship.

She's the player old slap that I forgot about.

Yeah, yeah, it rhymes like that for the most part, too.

But she finds new slaps too.

Like, she took me to a concert the other night that I really didn't want to go to, but she guilted me into it.

And it was actually pretty good.

It's a girl named Janine.

She's like a

RB

poppish kind of, she's from England or something like that.

It ended up being a good show.

But I didn't want to go.

I was like vehemently like, no, I'm not going.

She guilted you into it.

She guilted me into it.

Why did she have to do that part?

She couldn't find anybody else that wanted to go.

She's going to make me go by myself.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, she got me.

But then it ended up being a good time.

So I was like, yeah,

he won.

Them London England motherfuckers taking over RB.

Yeah.

Yeah, they're doing good.

Listen, a lot of you out there, I know, I know what you're thinking.

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I knew you was going to say something.

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Like,

that doesn't turn me on.

Yo, you ever have to talk to your niggas about what turned you on and what?

No.

No, actually.

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I used to be in the trip club, though.

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For real?

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We should go.

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You're tipping all that.

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Mona.

Mona, I seen your interview that you did out there.

I like them interviewers.

I seen your interview where you went on there and talking about them niggas ain't paying me enough to be up there

twice a week.

They strict sometimes.

Joe be playing, and then he gets for real.

I ain't used to that because I'm a boss.

I try to build my own shit.

I see it.

Mono,

you did that?

Then you said that.

You should have heard what I said about you flip.

That hurt.

Oh, shit.

I know, Faith.

You should have heard that.

I just keep hitting.

I'm on fire.

That's a compliment.

I have a funny story about that.

Looking like a sound.

I do.

I went to see a play called Ain't No Mo.

Lee Dane was invited.

Me personally, sent the car.

Really?

Yes.

And we sat.

Did he pay Dane back?

Yes, he did years ago.

Lee Dan was also from North Philly.

We in here.

And we sat like four rows back.

Clive Davis sat in front of me.

I wasn't sure if he was alive or not, but he was sitting upright.

So Clive is still outside, too.

Okay.

Every time anybody talked to him.

We've been looking for him.

Every time anybody talked to him, they had to repeat it at least three or four times.

Like he's really, really almost up there

trying that shit from godfather

yeah hey i know i know all those how he climbed sharp as attack

it looked like if he sneezes he will fall down that's how like

it's working yes but um

uh queen Queen Latifa walked up from the back and she bent over and she kissed me on my cheek.

She said, Faith, how you been?

And when I looked up at her, she was like, and she ran.

But she kissed me, she thought I was her.

Big jersey, yeah, you and your tongue-out move.

It's the show, you gotta

that's the other thing, too.

Like, you was talking up there about being ugly, but

I gotta let you know.

I mean, I can't say yo, that's not what I said.

Niggas love that girl, but back in the day, what I said was, knock them off!

knock them off because

you seen this DVD?

Hey, yo, touch the high back CD, Uncle.

Yeah, okay,

I bought your favorite DVD, mom.

Put your hair on that, boy.

You come through with this, the journey.

Oh,

what's the shit?

Yeah, you look good.

You wouldn't go to shit.

Shout out to me.

First of all, what I said was, was my favorite comment from a troll was that she said, this bitch built like Flip.

I thought that was funny.

That's what I said.

And you're not.

And Flip's frame is improving too.

He's been working out.

And you'll built better than me.

Thank you.

I appreciate that.

And the second take was, they was, because I'm getting a lot of comparison.

And they just said they think that I would do better on the podcast because y'all don't want to fuck me.

But I didn't think it was true because that's crazy.

That's really saying that y'all like kind of like, you know, it's worrying for this to y'all.

We're all in love.

Married and got girls.

But they making it like y'all ever

on the single tip, though.

I never thought that y'all wouldn't fuck me.

In fact, I said niggas fuck PF.

On the dollar fields.

Niggas fuck bags with Vaseline in it.

That's what I said.

I know niggas fuck anything.

Hey, yo, fake, that's you.

Hey, y'all, turn on the toy and be IG movie.

Niggas take that thing behind the dumpster and go can

turn up on you on Niggas are turnable you mother.

I never, bro.

But you're absolutely right.

When you say that niggas have fucked plastic bags and Vaseline,

that's me.

I have.

I was in rehabilitation right there in Newark, and I was going to make me a Fifi.

That's one thing that was for sure.

Them other niggas was going to bed, not I.

Not I.

And it was the dorm with all of us in it.

It wasn't like we didn't have our own room.

And it was

right there.

And it was fucked.

And it was a bunch of bags.

And it it was a bunk bed.

Oh, shit.

I don't know in them.

It was all bunk beds in the room.

You know how the room with all of them.

Y'all know it, Tommy.

Stop it.

Don't make me feel like it's a bad thing.

The word on the rehab street says you made the best Fifi and you was selling them.

I made the best.

I wasn't telling them, but I did make good.

My Fifi was so good that niggas was asking me to make them a Fifi.

Huh?

Bro,

I always knew that that would sound weird when I was free.

You was flipping Fifis?

Bro, you made Fifi.

You wasn't selling the battle.

A real Fifi is with the mattress so you can hold it like a bunch of people.

That's a real Fifi.

Well, only the niggas on the bottom bunk could get that off because they would make the Fifi and then stick it there and then they would be out.

So you got a whole body to correct.

But I had the top bunk.

I had the top bunk.

You out of pocket.

I was just up there shaking this.

Do y'all understand?

Listen, I need everybody in this room to hold to understand.

This man, because jail rules.

Crazy, yo.

This man is in a dorm, an open dorm on a top bunk.

Fucking a Fifi.

Everybody has that?

Yeah, we got that.

We don't want them to pick it, but yeah,

open dorm.

Imagine waking up to that.

And

Joe Rose is crazy.

Y'all can have that.

There was like elitism

between the niggas that made Fifis.

Because

some niggas ran out of socks.

Yo, God.

Yo, so they will come.

I told you it was a room, everybody in.

They coming around.

Yo, you got socks?

Yo,

no, nigga.

It's real, though.

So fuck your socks, man.

So them niggas, so they just had the bag, the towel, and the Vaseline, but you ain't have a sock, so you wasn't really...

That ain't a pussy.

That's your little loosey-goosey.

The sock is what?

With a rubber man?

Fat boy.

Yeah, he's like running out of Vaseline was a bigger issue than the socks.

Nobody in the react was running out of Vaseline.

No running out of Vaseline.

Nobody there was running out of Vaseline ever.

So I'm glad you said this because this actually makes me think about something.

So, Mark, that you said, Mona,

I was looking at your interviews on the internet, too.

You was watching man, stop talking about us in an interview.

We are researching.

I'm talking about y'all about once.

This up, y'all gonna see me.

I don't want no smoke, but you did another interview where you said, uh,

my unpopular opinion is jail's not that bad.

Yeah, I said.

You said,

Yeah, you said you was happy.

You said you was cool.

You had a good time.

You said you got a little break.

Let me, let me, let me, let me clarify.

I thought that shit was wild.

Let me, let me clarify it.

Did you get out what you were saying?

No, yeah, go.

Okay, this is the thing:

I'm the type of person, I'm a glass half-fool person, right?

So, whatever situation I'm in, I'm gonna make the best of it.

You sentenced, you already stuck in there.

I've been in jail where I didn't have a sentence, where I'm just stuck, federal holding, no bail, no nothing.

So, you will either be in there crying every day, right, or pulling your hair out, or you're gonna be in there, you know, bitten.

I'm talking in the toilet, I got a boyfriend in the kitchen, all that.

My nigga coming down six and arch on the four wheelers, throwing Willie's man in jail, all that.

Talk on.

I'm surprised to hear you say that.

And I'm spending the maximum.

He's a Malcolm X fan.

He was,

he credited President.

Yeah, Malcolm X.

He's spinning the Max and all that.

That don't mean it wasn't that bad.

All that out in jail.

See, it's a difference we said making the most of your bid.

Your interview, you turned it down.

It's not an interview, it was my podcast.

Your podcast.

You turned it down a little bit now.

It is a podcast.

I'm yelling.

Jail ain't that bad.

Yo, you said, I get a break.

I got a break from the kids.

There's no bills in there.

It's no kids.

I said, jail's not that bad.

There's no bills in there.

There's no kids in there.

You was selling that shit like it was going to work out.

And at the end, I told them bitches.

I hope you watched the whole message.

I told them bitches, keep your head high in court, your little DUI.

You walk in there with a bun in your hair and a briefcase.

It don't even matter if it's nothing in it, girl.

And you fight that case and don't plead out.

You go to jail, you don't cry in front of them white people, bitch.

You keep your head held high and you go do your little time, girl.

Do you know how many Americans are in jail, Mark?

In this country, we have more people jailed than anywhere else in the world.

He own nobody.

That's how we jail.

Don't do that.

Don't do that.

But no, really, like, that's a total normal experience, especially for the people that follow me.

Like, they get, do you know how people write me and ask me real life legal advice?

And most of the time, I'm telling them to contact legal aid in their cities, and the line is a year long.

So it's like, yeah, I'm going to give a bitch a little game.

You know what I just gave them recently?

When they offer you a probation, they offer you a year or two.

Ask them how much jail time that is.

One year, last time I was offered a probation, they offered me a year.

It equaled 11 days in jail.

Go do your little 11 days.

You ain't got to worry about them trying to set you up to come back to jail.

It's big business.

I agree with all that.

Yeah.

Make the best of it.

I was in jail telling jokes.

Really, that was my first stand-up.

If you think about it, I was staying on the top tier, crack jokes for people at the bottom tier.

Everybody be laughing and shit.

Yeah, you know what I'm thinking about while you're talking.

Freedom.

Why would you like it?

Come on, bro.

You don't understand what I'm saying, though.

I'm not trying to glorify it, but I feel like if you have to go through it, don't tell on your friends.

Oh, yeah, I do.

Whatever you have to do and go to jail.

Like, that's the thing about it that's so irritating, especially like with hip-hop culture and just what's buzzing.

It's so cool to be a criminal and do a wrong thing, and then you you go to jail, and it's like,

I ain't built for this, yeah, or I don't like it, or what they do.

It's like, no, like, that's a part of this shit.

And a lot of people live them type of lives where you might go to jail.

Tell me about when y'all was supporting y'all friend that did a crime that nobody could know about, so they couldn't get a job.

Whatever.

But you was, that's your people, so you had to hold it.

His could just be so personal to his shit.

I don't be knowing that.

You can support them.

That's some shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, no, and no, back when you could not get a job because of a felony.

Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Like those days, those times changed.

Yeah.

But back then, shit.

Yeah, no, niggas had hard times a felony.

Yeah, back in the day, you was really stuck.

Now it's a lot of big companies that hire felons.

Amtrak, I think.

And they try to outlaw the box so you don't have to check the box.

And there's big companies that hire without even a background check now.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I can't think of nobody that I would have to cake for that.

Because every time Mona gets to talk, every alb, I feel like she's saying like a new crime she did at some point.

But I've seen a few reels.

You know what?

I haven't been in trouble in so long.

I've got changed my whole life.

That shit, yeah.

But, you know, it was hard.

Like,

my whole adult life, that's what I did.

So it was hard to change them habits.

Like, you used to fast money, and I've never had no respect for the law.

I don't understand how people follow laws.

Like, I don't get it.

They don't follow any rules or laws.

So why the fuck do we have?

And I've always felt like we're never going to get paid the reparation, so we should take them.

I got mine, though.

I don't know about yours.

I got mine.

You feeling motherfuckers?

I ain't old.

I used to be a street bitch.

I'm a comic now.

And it's crazy because I be seeing they call me ghetto and all that in the comments and all that.

I'm ghetto, but it's, you know, it's like, I like the ghetto.

Like, I don't know how people, even that, it's like, ghetto is only ghetto when you see niggas do it.

When you see a white girl do some ghetto shit, it's like flowers.

That's racism.

Fuck that.

Speaking of racism,

I got a question for you all.

Mark, just relax.

Trust me.

Trust me.

Trust me.

The trust,

the trust, the coming off of the trust is

the last few pods, the trust has dwindled.

I told you that in hour two, you gonna come politicize some shit.

That was it.

That's it, girl.

Y'all come,

girl.

I'll tell you about it later.

I'll tell you.

That's it.

Girl, that's it, girl.

The train is moving.

Yo, chat.

The train is moving, channel.

What do you tell about what?

On the board?

What do you mean?

I just felt like niggas was like, oh, we'll talk about it later.

So I think it was going to be something.

No, what?

No, that's their way of telling you.

To shut the fuck up.

He's doing nothing.

You're going to feel it.

This one is my nigga.

This is y'all.

It's my nigga.

Period.

I need it straight like that.

That's all I needed.

I got it.

I got it.

Your face be raped.

You beat me.

I'm light-skinned flip.

I can't help it.

I'm not lying.

But I'm saying.

I brought you here to do that.

So I'll smoke these niggas if they don't give you the runway.

But you take the runway and run.

You like when you get on a plane and the pilot be like, yo, all right, we got exact safety words.

We gotta have a safety word, guys.

That's true.

We'll take a one.

Take a one for me.

We'll take a one.

All right, Mark.

She take the one.

Oh, Dale, this is my girl.

Mark, Mark.

I don't give a Mark.

And now, if Diddy,

shit.

All right.

Just bleep it.

Yo, man.

Just bleep it.

Hey, hey, hey, I ain't gonna lie.

Yeah, then y'all are right.

You got it.

Hey,

yo, something happened here.

And I'm still here?

It's over.

All right, shut up.

They gonna really talk about women nitty hair.

Shut the fuck up.

Mark, take us away.

So, family, I see stuff in the news sometimes, and sometimes people get outraged and be like, this is racist, this is racist, this is racist.

And sometimes I like to look at it and decide for myself, but I'm a little bit skewed sometimes, so I wanted y'all take.

There was a kid at a school, it was the kid's birthday.

The teacher sings happy birthday, and then things went a little awry.

Parks, can you play it?

Of course.

Let's see.

I'm sick.

You're sick.

Can we sing happy birthday to you?

All right, here we go.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you, Maggie.

Happy birthday to you.

Would you like the funny song now that I sing to you?

Happy birthday to you.

You live in a zoo.

You look like come on.

And you sound like fun too.

Happy clouds, everybody.

All right,

I'm going to ask you questions.

So I got to ask the questions.

Okay.

She has a great voice.

White and black.

She sounded good.

She sounded like a dude on the singer.

We couldn't see the teacher, but it sounded I would have assumed the teacher's white based on the sound.

She calls monkeys more like she should do doo-op.

She's got a nice little

happy birthday.

She did have a little bop.

Go ahead.

Come on, bro.

Go ahead.

I was just asking.

Yeah, so what do y'all think?

First of all, I have an opinion on this.

It might be an unpopular opinion, but I

never heard that version of

happy birthday.

Stevie shit.

That's the black version, though.

Is that the white shit?

If she would have said the funny version and then did Stevie, that would have been bad.

That would have definitely been like that.

I got a problem with that.

I got a problem with that.

Okay, hold on, wait.

And

I've heard, Nat, you've played it.

I've heard the extendo be,

you smell like a monkey and you, whatever it is.

You look like one too.

Yeah.

And what I mean.

I never heard you look like a monkey ever in my life.

I've heard that one before.

Well, I know you've you've heard that one.

Where were you when you heard that?

Was it rallying?

What are you with?

Was something burning on the list?

Did you agree?

Is this like a burglary?

Did you sing along?

Were you clapping?

Is this some regular shit?

I want to add this, right?

When I was talking about the story in the pre-show, some of y'all weren't here,

near me and Corey, when we were talking about someone on the balcony.

Corey knew the song already.

So so a lot of people know the song

you've never heard that song yeah

you know they call corey every

yes corey's heard the song

i never heard that i never heard

that's crazy can somebody look up if it smelled like a monkey or look it looks like monkey i want to know yeah because i heard he heard

is that is that the determining factor whether it's racist or that simple i want to know if she really mixed it yeah i don't think she remixed it it's both it's both

I've heard look like a monkey and smell one like that.

Black people probably tend to not say look because of what comes with it.

Well, I heard look like a monkey and smell like one too.

I want to point out that in the videos, it's

the entire classroom appears to be of my

complexion.

It was white.

Except for them two black kids, one of whom was looking like.

Like, what the fuck?

That's what made me.

I told you not.

When I saw the kid do that,

I shit you.

That's when my flag went up.

Because Jamal was like, what the fuck is that?

Fuck this bust and shit.

I'm going to go.

And listen,

it does go, you look like a monkey and smell like one time.

But it's you're not

about you Googling stuff.

Fuck you.

No, I'm a good one.

He's at whitepower.com.

My middle friend.

The reason why he caught my eye, right, because the first

parks.

What the fuck?

Ow.

Ow.

White power, Parks?

Oh, shit.

Parks, you alright?

My bad.

Get a sentence.

Correction.

Correction.

Correction.

Shut the fuck up.

Yo, it's not that.

Correction.

That was reading from her version.

The original is, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey, and you act like one too.

Thank you, Frank.

That's the original one.

That's how it, thank you.

Hold on,

I've heard it looking like one of those.

So now that's racist at first.

But all of those.

Listen, all of those old songs anyway, most of them was all little racist ass picking any bullshit songs anyway, first of all.

Second of all, it was hard to guy because i'm like you too like i feel like sometimes people just jump on it and it's not that deep i don't want to waste time but the video that i saw somebody like edited so when little jamal made that what the fuck it zoomed in on him and i just straight went with him you know how black people are one run the other one run and the thing about it is my middle son is around that age and my middle son would have reacted like that because he hip he know that monkey mean and all that so that's what really made me think like because even him making that face might even lead to well bitch normally you just say happy birthday what's the funny song about you feel me even if he didn't get monkey either way it's just it don't look right where did you share that at why are you filming kids this is you the teacher right to the gallows

and if you ain't singing happy birthday for every fucking kid in that class

then we gotta fuck you up as parents here's my unpopular opinion oh go ahead no i'm just saying i'm with that shit seem racist first

here's what i say first it's september so

nope this might be the first birthday we've had oh yeah you know i mean if it's september right in this in a school a class of 10 12 it's a good school only like 12 kids in the class

september birthdays Maybe, but it could be like two.

It could be two.

Not in the ghetto because it's 10 kids in the class.

There's 10, 12 kids in the class.

So you got to fight and chance.

That's number one.

Number two,

I think

there's the intent and then there's the practice.

Black people have been called monkeys.

Right.

We've been associated with monkeys that we're not human.

So singing that song to that kid, whether you meant to or not, becomes an act of racism.

Period.

I think we should need to establish that.

She should know better.

And you should know better.

And that's why when you train teachers, you should train teachers to have cultural competence so that you don't do that.

Cops.

So that you know that the cops, everybody.

But I do want to at least say that let's not, that we shouldn't assume that the teacher had an ill intent when doing it.

That doesn't excuse the teacher's actions.

But this idea that the teacher decided to shame this kid, I find that harder to believe.

I think it's more of like the white privilege of not knowing that you don't sing this song for this kid, that you can't treat everybody exactly the same in that way.

I've never shown that you would be comfortable to sing that on a camera.

Because you don't videotape yourself in your first month of school calling the black kid a monkey and putting it on the internet.

like, I don't think they would do that.

I think she actually thought she was doing something cute and funny and wanted to showcase her doo-wop voice.

And actually.

Because clearly she has another career.

Yeah, yeah, she's trying to get on.

I don't think she was trying to do that, but that's sometimes how racism works and white privilege works.

You don't realize what you're doing.

So now you know.

She should still be reprimanded for that.

I was going to say, what's the punishment?

Fired.

No, please.

You niggas still going to run out and watch Planet of the Apes.

Watch all these movies.

They send these little messages in.

It was secret messages in Planet of the Day.

Yes, I'm saying, nigga, are you saying that, nigga?

You just was complaining that you didn't know Caesar died.

I went to go watch it, and now you're saying this, yo, my nigga.

Caesar died?

See?

And he was the same shit.

Like, yo, real?

Joe, like, it took me an hour.

Caesar died.

Joe said, it took me an hour to realize that Caesar wasn't there.

Wait, hold up now, because y'all are going to say I'm being FBA again.

You are.

I'm not.

Nobody else here heard the stories that was running around when Planet of the Day Apes came out.

I know.

No, that is my algorithm.

Yeah, I did.

That is the FBA algorithm.

Yeah,

that's supposed to be Harlem.

Nobody's gonna believe me.

I've never been in any FBA space.

I've never heard any FBA talking about it.

It's okay, nigga.

Is Caesar alive or not?

He's not.

No, no, no, no, no.

They killed the shit out of Caesar like the bandits.

They killed Caesar.

He died.

He got older.

Stop saying that.

You spent the wrong thing.

Six cells.

Did he have six cells?

Diabetes.

What's the police?

Did he have sickle cells?

Drive by.

That's crazy.

How many of y'all knew who what sickle cell was before Tupac said it?

Me.

For real.

My classmate had it.

She would always get out of school because she would be sick all the time.

And I found out that they only have like a life.

They usually die like around before 25 back then.

It wasn't.

And it scared the shit out of me as a kid because I looked into it and I'm so freaked out she was going to die.

I couldn't even talk to her after that.

But that's why.

How do you?

You're not supposed to ask.

I'm sorry.

I just, I thought you looked so young.

I thought that was been after.

I thought that was been after Tupac.

That's why I asked.

But you look so young.

Because you look so young.

I was like, that was

so young, huh?

That's why I said it.

We already secretly agreed on Twitter that we would go against all these niggas if we had to.

Because of the secret.

It's purely because you look so young.

That was it.

I'm with the plan.

I'm with the plan.

Slide y'all Philly.

Black Liberation.

Y'all try that Philly.

Always.

COVID.

That ain't going to work up here.

What?

Slide y'all

and the Rocky Steps.

I can't talk about the Rocky Steps.

I Slide Jaw and Oprah.

Philly people are very tough, though.

We are.

They're tough people.

They like to fight.

Yeah, and we're good at it.

What do you think about Bill Cosby?

Keep a pocket rocket.

I haven't been a fan of Bill Cosby since he went on that little rant about black men ain't shit and all that.

I lost.

I never, I never.

The thing about Bill Cosby is you niggas think of Cliff Huxtable.

I seen Bill Cosby and he don't like niggas.

So that's how I took it from the door.

Boom.

There you have it.

That was.

Yeah, fuck Bill.

There you have it.

Montgomery County did you dirty too.

They did me dirty before too, Bill.

No, the case.

I beat that.

Shut up.

Are any of y'all going up to the school if the teacher sings Monkey Happy?

Yes, yes.

Video, Joe.

Yes.

I ain't got to be video.

The kid comes home and say that happened.

Yeah.

I'm going to school.

My wife went up to the school for some other

hair fiasco last year.

What happened?

I can say it now because we left the school.

Yeah.

They basically told

all the kids to have their hair in French braids.

And everybody's hair don't grow that way, look that way, long enough like that.

And they weren't thinking about the two or three black kids who might not necessarily be able to do that.

So my wife went up there, made a report, talked to the school.

We ain't got no daughter in the school.

It wasn't even our issue.

But we cared enough about it, or she cared enough about it, actually.

She cared enough about it to go up there.

And you ain't got no kids in the school?

We got a kid in the school.

We have a son.

Oh, you got a boy.

We got a boy with him.

Yo, you knew it.

Oh, I was terrified.

So, you did have a kid in the school?

Yeah,

it didn't affect us because we don't have a girl, is what I'm saying.

He got a son.

He's not going to have French braid.

So I'm saying it wasn't our, it wasn't like we're complaining.

Just slow down.

But I was depressed.

So your son was chilling.

Oh, he was fine.

Not affected at all by this.

Great.

He was French braid day.

Mark is a fucking.

It wasn't him.

He said his wife did it.

My wife did.

I got notified from the school.

It wasn't me.

I support.

You know, when your girl goes up to the counter like that, meme.

This ain't what we, and you hiding behind.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, then I gotta shut up.

We gotta shut up.

No, my wife,

I love my wife, and she's 100% right.

I wouldn't have thought to write in and advocate for this other parent, these other parents who non-existent.

And then the parents kind of sold us out.

That's the other part.

See, that's why I wouldn't do it.

That's why you're doing it.

That's exactly why I wouldn't do it.

I'm not sure if it's

gonna fly with a parent.

Well, because my wife,

she contacted the school, she contacted the parents, she contacted everybody, And she did the right thing.

She was 100% right.

The parents on the low was like, you're right.

And then when the school reached out,

one of these handkerchiefs heading girl said, we will do whatever we have to to comply with the school's regulations.

Like basically, like act.

And they would have sold you out.

Sold us out.

Sold out.

I think one of the most important lessons to learn in raising a kid is don't trust none of the parents of the kids at the school that your kid go to.

And don't trust your kids' friends' parents.

Damn, that's all true.

Hey, call that house before and after the sleepover.

Check in.

Make sure shit's straight.

Who up in there?

Yeah, yeah.

Send me some videos and clips.

You got to get fly with the parents.

You got to get flying with the power.

I'm saying no to sleepovers anyway.

What's the point?

Like, really?

Why are we sleeping over?

My daughter didn't do no sleepovers.

I never sleep one.

It's no.

Like, things happen to sleepovers.

And it's never like, it's never the people that live in the house.

It's the visiting nephew, the visiting sister, or whatever.

Fuck no.

What's the the point of it?

Why are y'all playing all day?

The fuck y'all got to sleep together for?

I could bring you in the morning.

Y'all got breakfast together.

No.

Yeah, I don't trust you.

I'm going to keep you safe.

Yeah, go sleep at your cousin's house.

Oh, just watch the kids.

Exactly.

Yeah, because he ain't got cousins no more.

What'd you say?

Oh, just watch, make sure to, you know, check on them.

Hey, yo.

Flip, you always come like that.

How much can you check on these motherfuckers?

You got to move and do what you do.

You got to take a shit, right?

Take a shower.

With an iron fist.

In reality, you sit on the couch, you get lost in the game.

No, not me.

I don't get a game.

No, no, he definitely don't get couch at home.

That nigga don't know what color the couch is.

You want a couch at home?

What color couch is in the gray?

Do you want a couch at home?

Huh?

Did you hurt your back bringing in the couch at home, nigga?

Huh?

Picking up that fridge.

Watch your fucking mouth.

I'm talking about my family.

If y'all niggas talking to my family, I'm going to fry y'all up.

Who's y'all?

Both of you, niggas.

But both of you niggas.

Me and you gonna fight.

Tap, dance, and boss, nigga.

Both of you niggas.

I dare y'all niggas.

But me and you gonna fight.

Because I ain't said nothing to you, and you keep trying to bring the smoke to my door.

I'm not trying to, but you know I'm hurt.

I'm projecting.

But you can't talk about the family, my couch.

I didn't.

But you agree with it.

I'm telling Mark that you got mad couches.

What's wrong with the nigga couch?

You got couches in the couch.

Nothing is wrong with the couches.

It's never worn.

It's wrong.

You trying to say, I'm going to be home.

I can say you be out all the time.

The mobile house from the wood sleepover.

Yo, they playing.

Hey, yo, yo.

They violate

the couch.

Y'all missing.

Excuse me, the point that I was making to you, Flip.

I feel like when you talk, like, almost like, I don't know, help me with my words, Mark.

I'm trying to say, I mean, I know I could say it, but I'm trying to spit it out like almost like best case scenario or in a perfect world.

We were talking weeks ago about something.

I think about dating, letting your kid date.

And you was like, oh, my kid just not allowed to date to a certain age.

And I'm like, well, realistically, you can't really stop, especially.

God, and listen, I'm not, because what you said before you know i'm not talking about specifically your family right

but like me for example my little sisters right what people say in the street like when teenagers or young adults get a little sniffing dick there's nothing you can do to stop that that's number one right and then on the side of it um the real point we were making is that if the kid comes to you and speaks to you, that's the best case scenario because now they know they can come talk to you.

But even in this situation, you're saying, oh, well, we could have sleepover as long as we watch the kids.

But in a perfect reality, you will always be able to see everything done.

But in real life, you have this shit.

They're rumbling on the block.

No, I got an hour left.

Anyway, so sorry.

Here's the thing.

Here's the thing.

I have my son, JR, you know, he's 20.

So he's on the same type of time I am when it comes to his siblings.

So while I'm not there, I know JR is there.

And

after I said that, I had that conversation.

I went to go talk to the princess.

Yeah, and I said, yo, do you have a boyfriend?

And she confessed, daddy, you want to have the conversation?

Yes.

Okay.

And I was there like this.

Ah, scratching my face.

JR already knew JR said, Pops.

I met him.

I checked him.

I said, cool.

But you guys opened my eyes.

And I went to go sit down with Princess.

And she told me, her grades lined up.

She told me, I said, tell me the truth.

What's going on?

She said, Daddy, I never went out with the guy.

He asked me the second time asking me.

She showed me the first time he asked her.

It's months ago, nearly a year ago.

She said, I said no.

And the second time, I'm like, and she opened up to me.

Even though I was talking bullshit there, I was

retaining the information.

I said, let me go home and do that just in case I have have to kill somebody.

That's what's up, Flip.

I'm proud of you, Flip.

And then Jay R, but

Jay already had the breakdown.

JR showed me the whole thing on the phone.

He's real big brother, for real.

That's what he's supposed to do.

That's what he's supposed to do.

Yeah, that's what's up.

Shut up, Jay.

Yo, I don't want no beep at my back hurt.

No, this is my man.

He's my man.

He ain't gonna hook up.

I don't think he's gonna hook off on me when he does that.

You know what Ian said?

I told Ian on the phone.

I said, Joe said the best time to fire a nigga is when he's going through personal issues.

You know, Ian said,

he is right.

I said, wait, what?

I said, Ian, that's not nice.

He said, yo, flip.

Him and I are in alignment on that.

That is the most,

even though you're right, a lot of people didn't agree with that.

If so many other facets of your life is fucked up, I'd be a fool to think that work is going to be the only slider that's at 99.

Oh, okay.

But you don't think that...

That was the point.

You don't think that people will come to work to get away, to escape from work?

If you're doing great at your work,

then there should be other areas you're doing great in.

Right, yeah.

I think the premise is: if you're not doing good at work, not just because you're doing bad, I'm gonna fire you.

Right.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Like, if you're not performing well at work,

9.9 times out of 10,

there's some other areas that you're not performing well into.

It all kind of bowls over.

Yeah, that's what I was trying to say.

That makes sense.

The first way didn't sound crazy.

It sounded like, oh, my wife left.

It sounded like, all right, well, you're already down, so

he didn't say it like that.

I know, I'm with you, you made me explain myself poorly.

You said it well this time.

First time it sounded like it wasn't.

It makes sense.

Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, it happens.

The first time it just sounded like you was just being like a dick.

So you're going to come off like a dick no matter what.

No, but that makes total sense.

And I'm going to tell you, I don't mind.

He don't mind.

No, I started that you had to be a dick to make it to the top.

Now you talking.

I wanted to get this price and till it, but you cooking now.

You cooking now.

My shit growing.

I'm about to to be a dick.

I'm going to the top.

You want?

All that nice shit, feed the homeless.

Fuck that.

Feed the homeless.

Keep feeding them.

I'm just saying.

That's my brand right now.

Being nice, trying to put niggas on, feed homeless.

They be having attitudes on the line.

What the fuck is up with them?

The homeless niggas told me last night I want something sweet.

You know, being homeless might give you an attitude.

Like,

might be a little quinky.

Right.

Wait, Mark.

I'm not in the best mood right now.

I got the shit right now.

I live in the fucking alley.

I might have a sweet.

Niggas in the back.

Cut that out.

Wait, wait, stop.

Cut that out in the back.

This person said they want something sweet.

Yeah.

No, I got the nigga.

I got the nigga two drumsticks in the thigh.

I got him a pack of cigarettes.

I gave him $5 cash.

My exact words to him is, I didn't give a fuck if you smoke crack with this and eat this.

I don't care.

Because he was trying to lie about why he wanted.

You know what I mean?

I'm like, bro, you can have both.

It's not that deep or whatever.

But we got the chicken.

We got all that stuff.

He was like, man, I was like, you good, bro?

He was like, man, I just wanted something sweet.

Nigga, I went right back in there.

I got the nigga honey bun.

But what you did after that?

He's like,

it went where?

Who was he with you?

See, that's what I was wondering.

Like, you live that close to D.

Like,

all right, all right.

Hey, hey, we gonna make a few takes.

All right, all right, that's peace.

That's peace.

Yo, that's peace.

Because I

She had two thighs, a drum.

She went from the kitchen.

She said, I'm going to get started.

Yo, nigga.

Eat this.

And take this medicine.

That's crazy.

Oh, my God.

That's crazy.

Holy shit.

That's funny, so that's it.

That's crazy.

Mark,

are we done with the happy birthday?

We are clear.

Who else they call the nigga, Mark?

That's my report for the week.

That's my report.

report.

Mark, god damn it.

All right, there is more in music.

Yes, there is.

I don't know if you guys care about Bryce until his album dropping.

I do.

I didn't know what happened.

I like what happened.

The first disc dropped.

The first disc,

it's weird.

The second disc dropped

first, which was the rap project.

Which I was cool on.

Which I never listened to until this morning when I let the RB album play, and then I fell asleep because it was three in the morning, and then I woke up and

was rap.

You want to talk about a nigga that was confused?

Like, yo, what the fuck is this nigga doing?

And contrary to what y'all told me, he's doing some pretty good rapping.

I just don't want to hear that shit.

That's what we said.

That's what we said.

I didn't say he was bad at rapping.

Yeah, it ain't bad.

And the little rap song that he snuck, did you, you listen, because you listened to me.

The rap song that he snuck on there.

He snuck up R ⁇ B one.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It ain't bad.

Nah, he's rapping.

But the

we wanted the R ⁇ B album.

Yeah.

That's what we wanted.

Not saying he can't rap or nothing like that.

He did a little rapping on the first one, just a little bit.

A little bit.

That's fine.

Thinking about

it.

And they had their fucking nods.

So I ain't mad at it.

I support that.

Niggas don't want to want shit.

I'm not mad at that.

You gave the fans that want to hear you hear the RB, we got that.

And then the fans that want to hear rap, you covered everybody.

You think people are going to react to it like they did the first one?

The first clip I ever seen of Bryson Tiller was the whole theater singing.

You couldn't even hear him singing.

And that was before it was even big.

He already had like this little fan base following him.

Yeah, because he blew up all SoundCloud and shit.

Right.

The fan base won't respond well to the business.

All the feedback I've seen is like, this is some of the best music he's put out in years.

Oh, really?

I can't believe I didn't know it dropped.

Like, what the fuck?

I didn't hear nothing.

It was tough.

It was Taylor Swift Week.

Oh, yeah.

Most people got the fuck out the way.

It was

200 white girls in front of Target.

And I'm like, what the fuck are they doing here?

They was waiting for something, 12 o'clock.

This Bryson album is tough, but his last album was really good.

It It was.

I don't know how it sold, so I don't know what people think of it critically.

His last album was really good.

That's the one with the song, you daring at me like you want this booze.

That one.

What's the name of Bonnet, right?

Seasons 2-9.

That album got joints on it.

Yeah, it does.

On this RB album,

it's more the same.

It's more the same.

It's really good Bryson RB.

I I just covered 39 week one of

the last album.

What?

39.

That ain't bad.

39, what?

You said you didn't know what it sold.

I mean, that's great.

I don't care what it sold.

I just didn't know if people out there knew that his last album was that good.

This RB shit, he's in his bag.

He's talking that shit.

I like the state that Bryson is in.

Like, he's quiet.

He's on some introvert shit.

We got it.

It looks like now he's learned how to do that effectively.

Even him coming out at the Chris Brown show with the hoodie over his head, you can't really see him, but he's doing the hit that he's on.

Like, he looks more comfortable.

And the music sounds like that.

That's what I'm trying to say.

Sounds like you found yourself.

Yeah.

Pretty much.

Yeah.

Because remember, he said the success came and then he damn near hated music.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I thought he was going to be able to do it.

He told us that up here.

I feel that story.

And congratulations, Don't, the single, 15 Times Platinum.

Let me add a round of applause.

That's a great song.

15.

God damn it.

That's amazing.

That's crazy.

It's a great song, though.

It is.

And this is the anniversary of Trap Soul.

Yeah.

Yeah, it is.

Yeah.

So, congratulations.

But yeah, back to this argument.

Disc one, this is a solace.

Well, the album is called Solace and Devices.

You know what I mean?

Just so you see the vibe, yo.

My bad, Free.

Oh, no, no, no, no, go ahead.

This is track one.

This is called Strife.

I like playing the first track when we're talking about albums, just so you can kind of.

Hey, that's what set it off.

No more wetness.

No more wretched marriage.

Let's uncover all the things I've done to you in our fetish.

Can we hit this?

Consider everything, all the things.

Don't even fuck her thing.

Things like parents too.

How your daddy raised you, how my mama raised me.

You know what I mean?

That's all it is.

Spent all night trying to wrap my head round and shit, dropping the town, trying to recollect what I said.

Checking up on your text and sending flowers instead.

I'm

crying out again.

Hey.

Track two is no contest.

And if y'all got something y'all want me to play, please let me know.

Sun signs is my shit, but that's supposed to end.

What'd you say?

Sunsigns is my shit.

That's my shit.

Star star signs.

Screw me.

That's uh star signs.

That one is

this whole shit is pretty tough.

I think this is like good, good, good.

Salute pricing.

Are we in the right place with the wrong time?

Yep.

This is the one right here.

Yes, sir.

Are we being rational?

Are we both in the middle?

Wait a minute.

Are we in the right space with the wrong star signs?

Really feeling in my soul.

Met your heart belongs in my own.

Are we supposed to shine in this life?

Or we're screaming at me ago.

Cause I require a power of water.

Cause most moments we're both out of order.

Well, the good times was shining illusion.

To the deep morning run for the border.

This sounds great.

Yeah, bro.

This is.

That's your favorite one.

Yeah, that's my favorite one.

That sounds great.

I didn't even know this dropped, man.

Me either.

Nah, this shit is hard, man.

But it's more.

I was disappointed that the rap one dropped first, but I get it.

But I've been waiting on this for a while.

Shout out to Bryce and Tiller, man.

Friend of the show.

And shout out to doing what you want to do.

He's been saying for years this is what he wanted to do.

Yeah.

I want to give a rap album and an RB album.

You did it.

I mean,

it's good music somewhere across the board.

So salute.

I'm going to play off the phone for a second.

Okay.

Right?

Because I woke up.

I didn't buy all the songs I wanted to buy.

I was doing what the fuck I wanted to do this morning when I woke up, nigga, at three in the morning.

Nigga, walked around butt-ass.

The house?

Yeah.

Text your girl some emojis so she get off your back.

You know what I mean?

Yo, I'm thinking about you.

Move.

Yeah, nigga.

What's up?

Anyway, so Leon Thomas put out a song called Just How You Are.

Have y'all heard it?

No.

Imani, I know you heard it.

I'm gonna let y'all hear this now.

Say, okay.

Up tempo, Bob.

Yeah, real up tempo.

This nigga's taking over.

Let this rock for a little bit.

I absolutely love this.

I left my gimmicks at the bar last time.

Don't know how I caught a car.

I must have stumbled up and it in your place.

I guess it wasn't too far.

I need to find me up with some need for the stage.

Thank me hard for

That sounds tough.

That's that's fire right there.

Sheesh.

That's nice.

Sheesh.

I love that.

Give Prince vibes.

Oh, you got a

coming up.

When?

October 24th, it says.

Okay.

No, I like it.

I'm just trying to, I guess, the drum patterns.

Yeah.

I have to get it used.

That's the part I love.

That's how I was trying to make it.

I love the drum patterns.

That shit groovy.

I'm over here like.

Yeah, make you want to dance.

Who?

Well, the scary, I was about to say the scary part is

nothing like that is on his album.

And his album was heat.

Close to classic.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like that album was all the way here.

It's so heat that you're still hearing songs from it

today.

And it came out a while ago uh every artist that's been up here has given all the praise and props and flowers to leon thomas for sure he said he's felt it in his career and now he's right back not even halving a month later with an ep with a new sound well

yeah not a new sound because i'm sure he he sound like he's comfortable in his pocket that would to me be scary for other R ⁇ B acts.

That's what I was going to ask you about.

Last night, it made me think of something Rafael Sadiq said last night.

He said when he was writing, I think he was talking about Ask of You.

or me and one of them, Ask of You.

He said that

he was always writing against Babyface.

And he was like, Every time Babyface came out song, he was like, Nah, I can't, what the fuck can I do with this?

What the fuck can I do with this?

I can't fuck with him.

A little bit with Guy, too, but he was saying Babyface was the person who was always like the competition.

That was the standard.

See, and that's the conversation I kind of wanted to have here a little bit, right?

Artists, for all of their glory and their machismo, and superstardom, they're never going to tell you who they was really writing against.

Yeah.

Every artist was writing against somebody.

Yeah.

Every artist in the world.

I'm not saying when you maybe first wrote the record, but every artist has somebody

where

during their career.

You seeing it.

You're keeping your eye on what even if you the best.

You still

have you the best.

That's where we get the best music from.

The steel sharpest steel shit.

Exactly.

You know what I mean?

If you're the best, you really watching.

Because now I got to watch who creeping up, who here?

Who the newcomer?

Hell yeah.

So, like, I'm listening to new music in my morning routine.

That's what I do on Fridays.

And

on the new music side of the streaming, because I don't stream, I buy albums.

But on that side, when you play it on the new music streaming side, when the record ends, the next record comes on.

Okay.

Boy, I'm glad that wasn't my error.

Like the suggested shit.

It's coming right on after.

Whatever's next that they put there is coming on after.

And boy, you better make sure that your shit stands up to whatever they putting on after you.

Yeah.

They are controlling the playlists.

And some of y'all and the vibe, y'all, trying to go.

I went from Leon Thomas to some whole other shit to some whole, and then it got the Blast,

who put out a song called A Girl.

I'm gonna let y'all hear a little bit of that right now.

Shout out to Blast, another friend of the show.

All right,

I love these chords, so I was on this dick already.

Hope you gotta go to work for you, girl.

Keep it known, staying dangerous, I'm safe, girl.

Know the trial's coming great, and it's okay, girl.

Yeah, I just wanna know if you gon' wait, girl.

For me, I mean, okay.

Have I ever, ever had your back yet?

They said, I better wait a minute.

You're in the beach, baby.

Easy, coming back.

Just left it, ain't any time to relax yet.

Tapped in when she gets to it, she ain't tapped yet.

Reminiscing the way you do it when I'm back there.

Know I'm not a money, I'm niggas just gonna make you not care.

That's why I fuck with you.

I say, hey, girl, you're the only thing for real in this fake world.

Know you want me to sit still, but I can.

I like that.

I like it.

I fuck with that.

It sounds boyish mind is safe.

Typical

flat, yeah.

But those are the boy's mind chords.

Good call.

But those are the boys' mind chords.

Yeah, it sounds like.

No matter what you think of this song, it sounds like glass, and I was vibing a little bit.

It sounds cool.

I like that record.

When that came on a few songs after the Leon Thomas shit, I wanted to come ask y'all, does Leon Thomas make it difficult for Blast?

Yes.

I mean,

I think it makes it difficult for everybody right now.

First of all, yeah, but some more so than others.

Blast more than others.

I agree with you.

Some more so than others.

Yeah, but he's a crazy

shit.

You made somebody song and you think Prince, like, that's a high standard to even be compared to.

You know what I mean?

Compared to, but he sounds good like.

Are you comparing them because they have similar sounds.

I don't, you know, this is my first time.

I don't think they do.

Not really.

If you are fighting for a market share in the RB world as a guy, you got to look at other guys.

Okay.

That's what I'm saying.

I don't think they sound like.

I think it's just.

No, I was trying to see what he was saying.

Are they on the same label?

So if you a new act, he needs to make Leon Thomas might be from the Nickelodeon, all that, but

it's album time, and now we're in the big dog park.

Got it.

Everybody got deals.

My label believes in me.

Your label believes in you.

They putting me out.

They putting you out.

Well, I'm just talking.

Oh, I'm not saying them too.

Okay.

I'm just giving a scenario.

Okay.

I'm going to eventually drop my RB album.

Somebody else that's new in the field drops one and it kind of takes off and it starts getting heat and now remixes come and now Chris Brown is on these songs and now Victoria Monet is on these songs.

Now this artist is on a feature run.

Now the album is critically acclaimed and now I pop out with a whole new sound that wasn't there before as change blasts

at Lucky Day.

No, Lucky Day is not worried about nothing Leon Thomas is doing.

Lucky Day is not worried about nothing Leon Thomas is doing.

Why do you say that?

I think he would be for the same logic, right?

Like you said earlier, even if you're up there, you're still looking around for everybody.

And Leon Thomas is taking up a lot of sports.

Well, no, I think Lucky Day is aware of what Leon Thomas is doing.

I'm sure he's a big fan.

I'm not trying to say that.

Okay, okay, okay.

I don't think Lucky Day and who's my man to do all his

whole shit.

Lucky Day got a team.

D-Mile.

D-Mile.

That's what I'm thinking about.

Shout out to D-Mile.

They're aware, and I'm sure that they're fans.

I don't think that they're worried.

I don't think they're worried, and I don't think they would be in the same boat as last.

Lucky Day album was out already.

Lucky Day did this before there was a Leon Thomas anywhere in the field.

Yeah, I think Lucky Day is worried about Blessed.

Yeah, he went off already, is what I'm saying.

He established himself.

He said Lucky Day's worried about Leon.

I hear.

Imani is what I'm saying.

Yeah.

I'm saying at the top, you got to watch that one that's creeping up.

Anybody from the Leon Thomas era, I think Lucky Day beat that out already.

Lucky Day was at Rosamoe was,

I know time flies, Rosamoe was probably seven years ago.

Maybe more than that.

Yeah.

Yeah, that was like 2016.

He's gone already.

Yeah, 2017, I think.

He's gone already.

Lucky Day is gone.

Sell out tours.

He's gone.

He's gone.

He's out of here.

You've seen the show.

He was there.

I know.

You were there.

I'll tell you something.

And I could say something.

Yeah, if I'm Blast, I'm worried.

That would be on my radar.

That would be on my radar.

Sorry, I know y'all might think I'm crazy.

That would be on my radar.

I don't have that on my radar.

I think Blast got much bigger problems anyway right now.

Like,

the statement you made about my label believing me, I don't, I don't see Blast having that.

And I think that's,

yeah, I don't.

Yeah, but that's.

Blast should model more after Bryson Tiller than anybody else on some introvert shit.

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

And I mean, not for nothing, their music is a little more close.

Tom Thomas.

Yeah, but Leon Thomas is a different beast.

He's got face recognition.

He's good

at talking to the public because he's been doing it since he was a kid.

He can play.

He's got mad fucking people in the industry that love his shit.

I mean, this blast has that too.

If I sold 15 million singles, then I don't care about none of that shit either.

Yeah.

I like the guy RB warrior.

I'm going to dig deeper into that pause.

Because you made the war up.

They probably ain't.

I didn't make the AFL.

So something that you're talking about it, I ain't never making nothing up.

And I'm not talking about something existing between them two.

I'm just talking about art, the mind of artists.

Yeah,

that's all.

Of course, it's a competitive game, is all I'm saying.

You might, you might, if you, if you, Leon Thomas, you might, I'm not gonna sit there and say, like, I'm, I'm

worried, but you could definitely look here and say, God damn, this nigga got another one.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Like, that's what I'm saying.

I'm annoyed.

You're a headache.

No.

Yeah.

But you think that the record that you just played, the last one you worry about.

You know what the problem is in music?

Honestly, listen.

Honestly.

If me and you are of equal skill, me and you, Flip, or me and any one of you.

And you have to rely on...

the producers that you just come in contact with or the producers from your hood or the producers you grew up with or the songwriter you grew up with, if you're just relying on your toolbox

and the other nigga got that other bag,

this Leon Thomas song sounds like that other bag.

Yes, it just sounds like it was mixed by niggas not from the hood, mastered, written by, the beat done by, the engineer sounded.

It sounds a lot better.

And not to compare, but and the blast records sound like the same records I made with the same people from

but a really good version of it.

Yeah.

But a really good version of it.

I ain't sitting, I've been in and out the bag, girl.

Hope you gotta go to work.

You know what I'm saying?

I like it.

I love the song is dope.

I like it too.

It's just.

Oh, you said, yo, Thomas making it hard for nigga.

I ain't gonna lie.

He is making it hard.

He would be a big bad.

Because what you got to worry about as an artist is that other artist that you're talking about training and programming the ears of listeners that you're trying to get.

Oh, yeah.

I see what you're saying.

It gets deep if you artist to artists.

Like, I sound like a madman to some people out there.

Oh, I understand that.

But it could get crazy.

We just was talking about all these artists that may or may not be, may or may not have waited for Taylor Swift to get out the way.

Her date is out.

They did.

Her date is now, right?

Yeah, her date is now.

She came out of the way.

You heard him was 200.

They moved.

Why do you think we only got a couple little things to talk about?

They got out of the way.

They all got out of the way.

Everyone got the fuck out of the way.

And they should have.

Absolutely.

It's good.

It's all Max Martin, so I'm sure it's high-level shit.

Yeah, it's a particular song.

I didn't hear a single from him.

You heard Taylor Swift Almar Lee?

Yeah, that's That's Tell Swift.

That's a big fan.

I like to listen to pop music.

I listen to Doja Cat today, too, just trying to get a sense of some of the new people.

He's a fan of more whites than he lets off.

That's the real talk.

The Doja shit is hard, yo.

It's all right.

That 80s shit.

Yeah.

The production, they smoked.

I liked all the sax solos.

That was very 80s.

Yeah, I like the vibe of it.

I like that sound.

I'm a fan of

that sound.

That's the sound that fucking Shake used to do.

Shout out to Shake, too.

Yeah.

Shout out to Shake.

But Doja is projected to do 58K.

She is online treating this like it's a flop.

Her streaming numbers are down.

I think the first day streaming was at 14 million versus her last project, which was 25 million.

So the numbers are down.

She's having fun with it.

I could be wrong because I don't know if I follow her on social media, but I don't feel like there was a lot of build-up for this.

In terms of

I didn't see it.

It wasn't.

I just knew it was a pop.

It was going to be pop, but I didn't see anything else.

And it's super pop.

It's very popular.

I just want to highlight a Doja flop because we be acting like the white bitches can't flop.

I don't even know if Doja's white.

No, that's why I just say nothing.

I don't know if she's white.

But she's part of that protected group where if something happened to her and the hood niggas ain't saying, oh, look at Doja's first week.

No, bring your ass over here, too.

That's because she don't market to us like that.

She don't care about us.

She don't give a fuck what we think.

She in there showing feet.

Audience, I got to let y'all know

we're having a tough time up here with our no phones on set, girl.

We are.

We're having a tough time.

Oh, we're not.

It's Mark.

It's Mark.

I ain't having a tough time.

It's Mark, but we're gonna get through it.

We're cool.

I don't need to phone.

During breaks, I just like to look up stuff so I can have it in my head for the next segment.

I'm just amazed that y'all use your phones to speak to people.

That's the part.

Yeah, that's not what these are for.

That's the part that's the most mind-blowing to me.

Y'all take y'all phone out and

use people.

Yeah, they use the phone app.

I deleted that shit off the front page and all that shit.

They got to search for it.

What do you do?

How do you communicate mostly?

I don't.

Pull up.

I texted y'all one time.

He took 30, 42 days to text me back.

But he was right on the combo, though.

Like, he was right in it.

You just bad.

Huh?

Give me time.

You definitely take like...

Rerun that and cut that one out.

Oh, only y'all could do that?

No, you could do it, but you want to do that?

You want to fix it?

I don't know if you were joking or not.

I'm joking.

Oh, uh-oh.

We don't know what you do.

We learned it since you were.

Yeah, y'all don't know it.

That's crazy.

It's kind of dry.

Like, you know,

my face is straight.

You don't really, you know.

I like it too.

And your face is beautiful, bitch.

Thank you.

86% of what I say, I'm fucking around.

Same, but nobody takes me like that.

Nobody takes me like that.

He trying to relate and shit.

You know what I mean?

You sit in that corny shit.

You suck up.

I'm trying to relate to her.

I never talk.

You high already.

She hides a dog.

I never talk seriously.

She right there.

She said, this is my nigga.

I don't know.

Cool out.

You said, what?

Fuck you, nigga.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What's up?

Flip.

I'll fight you.

Have you ever fought?

No.

Y'all might got to get one off.

I don't want to fight you at all.

I love you too much.

I know it ain't happening on bad battles.

You got to fight me.

Yeah, we're not fighting today.

It ain't happening no bad.

It's got to be fair.

Yeah,

you're strong, nigga.

You strong.

I need my full working back pause.

Nobody gonna let me fight you, nigga.

There you go.

There you go.

I'll call Ty and all these niggas.

Chill.

If y'all rumble, who you got jumping you?

Everybody?

If Flip did something to me, niggas would hurt.

Niggas would do something to him.

Niggas would have a long, stern talking to him.

If he even thought about doing something to me, niggas would walk him to a conference room and have a conversation about him.

Okay.

It's a big picture.

Mark,

don't politicize.

No,

Mark up.

Yo, just when everybody up here started getting money, here come Mark.

Yo, Ashanti

Err's funeral.

What about it?

Well, that's the top eagle.

Ashanti

apparently didn't attend Irv's funeral.

Yeah, Chris Gotti mentioned it during his Breakfast Club interview.

And

it's an interesting thing to think about.

Like, if you have a strong, loving relationship that's rocky and maybe ends poorly, do you owe it to the person or the family to show up?

That was his argument.

You kind of do.

No, you don't.

No, you don't.

It's more about your mate.

What does your mate say?

Like, was she married?

Oh, that's interesting.

She could be single.

I don't owe it to you to do anything.

And the way that y'all have behaved like at post-baby for her and post her getting with Nelly.

And you keep, rest in peace, Irv, but you kept my name in your mouth every five seconds and it wasn't good.

I don't have, like, I want to move on from, I want to close that chapter of my life completely.

And that could mean I'm not going to the funeral.

I don't want to be around people there.

I don't want any extra attention.

I don't want nobody to take a picture.

And now I'm going to make this a thing.

And now the internet's running.

I am protecting my peace and my family.

And I'm staying the fuck away from that.

And I think she's well within a right to do so.

I wish they stopped saying, I said this before.

I wish Irv's brother, Chris, stopped saying Ashanti's name.

Leave her alone.

She's done with y'all.

I heard that they had a really close personal relationship as well.

And that's the part cannot be close after a while.

Because of your brother, too, yeah.

But what if they are still close, right?

Do you owe it to that person?

Like, hey, my brother just died i need you there for me i expect you to be there for me i'm not saying that's what happened i'm just asking i don't think you owe it to them but i or it could be a conversation yo dog i would have showed up but i have my reasons i think that if you do that you should maybe do that privately

as opposed to going on broadcast social media and doing what your brother was doing yeah when he passed she was with nellie right when he passed she was with nellie correct yes in my experience i've seen men like i'm not gonna say not allow you but like well y'all if you if your lady that you with right now her ex passed away and that bitch was crying every day for four days would it bother you

honestly because I've seen men where it's like four days is a little more

three

y'all talking about three days if she's crying for three days does it bother you honestly how long

were they together

how did I how long were they together

what's the nature of that relationship when y'all when y'all do this it makes my my fucking head pop off.

Let's say they were together for a few years.

That's all it should matter.

That's why I'm asking.

Let's say they were together for a few years right after that relationship.

It was a relationship with you.

They had an okay relationship, ups and downs.

It was okay.

But they were most definitely in love for years.

How about be sad?

Yes.

Please be sad.

A couple days?

Yeah.

Okay.

That's human a long time to be in the bathroom.

Yeah, I mean, in my personal experience, I've seen men get pissed about a woman grieving her ex.

I've seen people beef about a woman grieving grieving her ex or going to his funeral, his gymnastic.

I've seen that in real life.

You can cry.

So I feel like, did Nellie say it was cool for her to go to that funeral?

Because when she goes to the funeral, like you said, to your point, it makes the news.

When she goes to the funeral,

unless he goes in the cycle again.

True, but if he don't want you to go, I'm not even going because you're not allowed to go.

I've seen both.

I've seen where the nigga don't want you to go, and I've seen where the niggas going to support you.

And when the pictures are taken, it looks the way it's supposed to look.

If Nellie wants to go to Irv's funeral, then nobody makes the big deal about Shanti being there or not.

Right.

But that takes a, that's a, that takes a big person, particularly given how he was talking about her, that situation, the documentary, all that stuff.

I can see if if you've made my lady that upset, we're not going.

I'm not going.

Yeah, I'm not going.

I also made your lady that lady.

Right.

Okay.

I'm with you.

So y'all don't have to reverb that.

Okay.

I'm with you.

You did, though.

Yeah, you're right.

Yeah, I'm not.

Listen, funerals, some people are just not funeral people.

Before we even get into all that, some people just don't do funerals.

Yep, I'm one of them.

Me too.

Some people be having

other things booked when you die.

Nigga, you died at the worst.

I got a head off.

I got a.

Nigga.

Some people got bookings.

It's cool.

Some people got bookings when you died.

Oh, shit.

And your stupid family had it on a Saturday.

Sorry, I'm missing your first time.

Playoffs.

I part of the funeral.

I was booked at AC.

Like, what the hell?

Yo, since it's us in here, we can tell the truth now.

Whether you go to the funeral depends on just how soon the family gets it together.

Sometimes.

Sometimes.

The first thing you say, or the second thing you say when somebody die, or to think at least, is, okay,

when is the service?

If it's this weekend,

I'm in there.

But if it prolongs and we got to wait for the GoFundMe,

I seen some niggas die and their funeral wasn't there.

A month and a half later, the GoFundMe had to hit, hey,

If it was instantaneous, I'd have been there, my brother.

The next month is like we gotta.

If y'all had to wait that long, that kind of tell me what type of service is about to be, too.

What is it?

Facts.

I'm still not over, my family.

Oh, never mind.

I got turned away at a funeral before, and it was rescheduled because they didn't have that final payment that morning.

All of us at the church on 33 Lehigh.

He was all there and they sent us home.

It was hard.

That's just what happened, too.

Don't say no more Philly addresses up here.

Is what you were saying?

He's still about that 13 Vin Lucas thing.

What happened with your family?

What's your family thing?

I don't know.

I don't even, I don't think I could talk about it.

But

somebody died, and we all was coming out because

this one was.

No, but it was important family.

Got it.

It's not like you're.

Yeah, this was

coming out.

Got it to this family.

And it was a smaller venue.

It was a smaller funeral home.

So most of the family had to stand up in the back.

Oh, you talked about Overflow.

Whoever planned this,

hey,

but I was back there saying, now y'all knew we were showing up

on such and such.

Got it, got it.

So now I'm back there tippy toeing to see.

I'm seeing David, my cousins brought a boyfriend.

My mom brought a boyfriend.

I'm standing in the back.

I'm like, hold up a second.

How many plus plus ones hold up it's a lot of people sitting comfortably and my on funeral but anyway later I learned there's somebody in the family owned the funeral home

it did happen fast

she died that motherfucking funeral fly was

the next hour like god damn

anyway is there anybody whose funeral people would expect you to go to but y'all absolutely wouldn't go to

yeah i don't have nobody that i absolutely would not absolutely is harsh that's a strong word or that you probably wouldn't go to i had but no we squashed it squashed it yeah i don't i don't carry no beefs like that

i do

y'all don't feel like all beefs should kind of be tabled when when death happens i feel like i've said that before depends

no it depends why

depending on what the beef is yeah i'm still here you not and and now you gone and you go over there i'm not it ain't I'm still here.

Listen, people hold on to relationships for no reason.

I'm not going to hang out with my sister if my sister steals me.

I'm sorry.

I'm not going to, if your sister

steals from you and fucks your boyfriend and treats you bad.

That's not your sister.

If you have a relationship with a woman that treats you like a sister, y'all treat each other like sisters.

That's your sister.

A lot of times, because when you act something like that, the first thing I think is a family member, a grandmama, you know what I mean?

People like that.

It's people in my life that some of y'all probably be shocked about.

Like, I'm going to shock you right now.

I wouldn't go to my grandmother's funeral.

I don't fuck with my grandmother.

She's not a good person and and it's like so we say the same thing yeah like I it did listen it's no excellent why the fuck is the beef squash because you left and I'm here yeah it's to be you I'm still here I don't and it ain't gotta be beef with you

yes it's not beef with you yeah I've forgiven you I just don't fuck with you that could happen would you feel phony going to your like your grandmother's funeral or whoever your person the person at that time yeah I would have felt phony would you felt like I'm going for the wrong reasons I'm going for other people

just so that y'all could say yo he was here sometimes

funerals are for for, by the way.

That's really what it's for to me.

Yeah.

That's not what I'm saying.

Which I think is Chris Gotti's point.

Yeah, I don't, I, and also, I don't do funerals anyway, you know, like religiously, you're supposed to go to people's gymnastics or, you know, if you're in the area or whatever, but I don't like them.

And then

the peers that I had and the life I lived, people died a lot.

So it was like, I'm not going to do this whole.

Because I think at a certain point, people glorify it so much.

It's almost they like it.

You go to somebody's page and there'd be all these RIPs and they bios.

Like some people kind of like the whole grief, the attention you get.

You know, people post.

oh, oh, my God, don't ask yet.

Just pray for my family.

And the next thing.

Knowing everybody's going to ask.

Yeah, like that kind of shit.

A lot of people kind of get something out of it with the balloon releases.

And even with the whole thing of nail, because when we were younger, I don't remember celebrating people's death date and their birthday.

Nail motherfuckers celebrate the death date, the birthday.

They get

the cemetery.

Like, what the fuck is that?

You don't think that...

Because if it wasn't for grandma, you wouldn't be here.

So you don't think that if grandma passes away, that you should, whatever good person you think she's not, just put that aside because that's still grandma, right?

Nah, nah, I don't fuck with her.

At the end of the day,

I don't fuck with her.

She causes way more trouble than anything.

Like, my grandmother's messy.

She's a troublemaker.

All grandmas are messy.

True, but my grandmother is like super messy.

Like,

I feel what you're saying.

Some people are bad people, and some of those bad people happen to have kids.

Exactly.

And grandkids.

Exactly.

And she had children young.

And another thing is, when you, when you, sometimes when you like get stuck you don't mature past that age So you'll just be a 60 year old 17 year old and that's really the vibe you she like a younger

60s

CF 70s

I don't I don't deal with her but she calls me I'm a grandparent like grandparents be young My grandmother has called the police on me filed a false report My grandmother got in trouble for that.

The cop was like, yo, you could have got her shot.

She told them that I was breaking her house and I was like sitting on the steps.

But were you?

No, I was sitting on the steps.

But for real.

No, for real.

Tell the the truth.

You done admitted to mad crime.

No, I wasn't.

I wasn't.

She lied.

She really made it up.

She wanted them.

What she said is that black people don't, they don't come.

The police don't come when you call them.

So you have to say something drastic.

So she called, but she called 911 probably like 12 times with different things.

I'm a white woman, somebody breaking my house.

Somebody just pulled a knife on me.

But your grandma was white.

No, but she was making it.

She's because they only want to come.

She's saying that you say something.

Right.

They're going to come.

But the cops' whole thing was like, yo, we could have came guns out.

We could have shot her if she moved or whatever, thinking she's doing she up to something.

Like, she literally got chastised in front of me.

And I was young.

I was like 19.

But that's what I'm saying.

This has been a constant thing with her.

And now I have children.

So now you're doing a little shit to my kids.

Like, it's just too much.

So you're not going to do that.

I can see why in that case, you're not going to do that.

I don't think you owe nobody a funeral visit.

He did.

I don't care.

I don't agree.

With respect.

If I'm a grandparent and I'm on bullshit,

but you cool,

I might wait till you have kids and get my shit off on them little niggas.

And then, you know, if I ain't all the way, fuck with you, and you leave them kids over here.

And then that's when a person can cut you off.

Yeah.

Y'all wrong.

Y'all wrong cutting off grandparents.

Nah, I would never cut off.

All they want is their little briars, they little ice cream.

I could never cut my grandparents.

They TV with their little judge shows.

Your girl don't want no motherfucking ice cream.

I grandma want a Cash App or an Apple Pay.

See, you think about them old school grandparents.

Like traditional grandparents.

Well, I haven't had a grandmother

in a long time.

If somebody told me my grandmother got in a fight yesterday, I wouldn't be surprised.

Like, my grandmother was still mixed.

I've seen my grandma fight somebody before.

Where'd she live at?

Philly?

She lives in North Philly.

Yeah.

That's the thing.

It's a nice neighborhood, though.

Some good gay to community.

Do Philly got gated communities?

Do you have gates?

Jail.

Not really.

Do we have gates?

It's crazy.

Just walk out, Mark.

Just walk out.

I feel like we should.

Why Philly don't have gated communities?

This nigga said jail.

God damn.

That was good.

My bad.

What else needs our attention?

What else needs or doesn't need our attention?

Do y'all care that Reading Rainbow's coming back?

Yeah, actually.

It depends.

Who's the host?

Is LeVar there?

LeVar is not the host.

I'm a killmark.

Impossible.

LeVar is not the host, unfortunately.

I don't know if they asked him.

It's a younger guy.

I didn't memorize his name during the break.

It was on my phone, but he is a younger guy.

Looks either to be biracial, light-skinned, like a very different aesthetic than LeVar Burton.

They went light-skinned, yeah, they definitely went light-skinned.

Some bullshit, and he

shut up.

And I don't know if the theme song is-that's the thing for me.

I'm just gonna ask you.

I care about the theme song, theme song better be the same.

I don't know

where

something they're gonna put it on a drill beat.

Oh, that'd be hard.

That might be hard.

Reading Rainbow should have been back years ago.

Yeah, I know.

They tried it, and they got canceled.

All these children left once need that.

These kids can't read for shit at all.

And adults.

And me.

Butterfly in the sky.

The kids don't write in cursive or nothing.

Cursive.

They don't write.

They don't get homework either.

Yes, the hell they do.

Mine do.

My son don't get homework now.

One day homework is a radio.

He never got homework ever.

And they never have school.

They never have school.

And by the time my son go get his book bag and show me what the homework is, I'm busy trying to do something, so I just do it real quick.

I'm like, all right, nigga.

You do it for him.

I mean, how's he doing it?

What kind of crazy he gets?

His handwriting caps.

Wait.

All right, wait.

Hold up.

Because I know we're pretentious up here.

I'm the only one that ever did their kids' home work.

No,

okay, thank God.

I wasn't judging it.

I was just curious to know how, like, you always get it right?

What?

What's your team doing?

You do your kids' homework.

Wait, they changed the multiplication.

They changed the division.

It's some shit I didn't understand.

Once we got the sixth-grade math, I had to start backing up.

Once we got chat GPT, and you take a picture of the homework and say, answer this from the perspective of whatever age your child is,

it will break that shit down just like the kid did.

Oh my god, that's too we're fucked up.

Yeah, we know.

I'm doing my kid homework, nigga.

We back on the iPad.

Y'all crazy.

I respect it.

Your nepotism, nigga.

I like how he asked the room, but I never did it.

Like, I've never done my kids.

Me neither.

Oh, you have?

How'd that work out?

I did that shit last year.

Well,

what was the grade?

90.

Cat.

Wait,

my grade.

Wait, Cat.

Elementary school?

No.

Cat.

Not a 90.

We're not even going to do that.

You ain't getting 90s yourself, Sam.

How you doing?

Y'all stepping on my.

But you didn't get on 90.

I'm sorry.

Disrespectful.

No, no, no.

You were grinded.

I got both.

I got oatmeal pie.

Listen,

yes, to be honest, besides the act up here, you know, when it comes to work, mathematics,

language arts, I'm pretty good at it.

Language arts is funny as shit.

When did you start?

I said it was in eighth grade.

Eighth grade.

Language arts.

Mama, I'll fry you up again, man.

I don't want to get fried out.

Were you good?

Like, did you get good grades in school?

He went to a special school, yeah.

I didn't go to a special school.

You told us you went to the IEP.

I've been to 11 schools.

I said.

With special help.

No, I did not.

Wait, stop.

You had IEP?

They were in the trailer.

Yeah, he definitely had a lot of people.

How many kids was in your class?

Listen.

Seven.

I never had IEP.

You got to remember.

You can't finish me with a helmet.

You got to remember these people.

Because my aura is so magnificent, they got to try to play with my intellect.

So let them do it.

Let them finish.

There's no.

Wait, wait, wait.

That's not an attack on intellect.

by saying that i was in i had an iep or i was in the iep program yes it is no it's not it's not saying that i was

like they know you should

help your shit

i've been to 11 schools but when i gave

11 you were so smart they just kept putting him in the new no no no

we're gonna try third grade here

your mom why did you go to 11 school you went to a special program you went to a cult school what why did you give my mother

why did you my behavior i gave a lot of trouble did you go to any any alternative schools?

Two.

I did too.

I went to satellite and another one.

I went to New Beginnings.

I went to Tucson.

I went to the Manhattan Conference.

Hold on, listen.

And I got in and out, and I only went once.

I got accepted to Murray Bertram.

That's my first school.

I don't know these places.

Murray Bertram is a first school school.

Murray Bertram is a school right now.

It's a Queen's fucking good school.

No,

Murray Bertram is in Manhattan.

It was a good school at the time I went to.

Right, but I'm a little bit more.

But we don't know.

You see, like, oh, oh, oh.

It's a national bird.

I'm not high school.

I know all of you.

You don't know Murray Bertram.

I don't.

It's a smart man.

You know who fucked Murray Bertram.

He was a president, nigga.

Flip.

No,

Flip.

Murray Bertram was a president.

Wasn't he that president?

What he said was.

This nigga said Murray Bertram was a president.

Of what?

He wasn't a president?

Of what?

Murray Bertram.

Of America?

Which one?

Who was Murray Bertram?

Yo.

Yo, Flip.

Yo, fuck that.

No, let him go.

Let him go.

Fuck that.

Who wouldn't?

Murray Bertram was not president of the United States.

No.

I didn't say he was a president.

President Williams.

Who was Murray Bertram?

No, no, no.

Don't you answer the question.

You said he was president.

President or watch it, Kate.

When did you answer the question?

President of Lord.

I'm in golf.

My president is golf club.

My husband's fucking business.

I'm trying to help this nigga.

Who's gonna watch president?

Just got a tip of a white girl coming in between black folks and fucking division.

Who was the president?

Who was Murray Burger, Ma?

He wasn't a president of the United States.

No, I didn't say that.

I'm unfamiliar with him.

I just know, but I am familiar with the president of the United States, and he wasn't one of them.

What you fucking up, Mark.

We had no murder.

Are you with that?

You still don't know who he is?

You Google in and out.

No phones.

No, no, no phones.

No phones.

Jack Chittarelli supports Donald Trump's adventure.

What the fuck?

Jacked up electricity.

This is not what I clear.

It's cool.

It's cool, yeah.

As you can guess, he went to very prestigious schools.

Okay.

Oh,

don't flip.

I see.

Butterfly.

I can pry just as high.

Take a look.

It's in a book.

I'm reading rainbow.

It makes you feel good.

Can do anything.

Oh, yeah.

I was right.

Fuck you niggas.

So stop this.

He's the president?

No, not that.

No, Mary Bertram,

a former president of the New York City Board of Education.

I knew what the fuck I was talking about, nigga.

Fuck you, nigga.

Yeah.

You bitch ass nigga.

The New York Poard.

Yeah.

So I wasn't wrong.

Okay.

All right.

You got it.

It don't matter.

You do violence.

You got to do background checks for it.

And they decided to name it after the president of the

Board of Education.

It was Murray Berger School of Business, but then I'm going to tell if I'm going to.

Oh, School of Business.

Oh, you know,

how do you use the register?

I know you guys.

That's where they were getting mad at you.

We did it.

We did it.

All right, y'all.

We did it.

We did it.

No, we're not done.

Sit the fuck down.

We're not done, girl.

We did it.

Do y'all?

Sorry.

Go ahead.

Did y'all ever get the feeling like where you talk about something that we're alone?

Another day is gone.

Bitch ass nigga.

He's going to be a singer.

Or you want to jump on your man's side.

You want to jump on your man's other bitch-ass nigga.

You want to jump on your man's side, right?

Huh?

Huh?

Sing it.

Sing it.

Say, wait, what's your real name?

Singing, tracker.

Sing it.

Hey, sing it, Jack T?

No, I'm not fucking with you.

Fucked up.

Watch your fucking shit.

Go ahead, man.

This is my conspiracy question question for y'all, right?

What's up?

You know, like you talk about something and you immediately go to the internet and the thing you just talked about

pops up.

Pops up.

And we all think that we're being bugged or conspiracy.

Well, the head of Instagram came out yesterday.

What the hell he did?

No, he didn't.

He said the opposite.

He said, it's all in your head.

He said either you looked at it ahead of time and you forgot,

or it's the algorithm thing

and it's connected, or it's a total coincidence.

He said you would see the lights.

He said if the mic was on, you'd see the light right above on your phone, a green light to show you that it's on.

It's the second one.

I don't know if there is

the algorithm.

That shit is so sharp to where it can pinpoint what you're doing.

What you're doing.

Okay, let me ask you this.

Is this the same thing?

You ever go to the grocery store, right?

And then you open up your app and they suggest you to follow the person that you saw in the grocery store.

Has that ever happened to you?

No, girl, that's some jail shit.

That's bumblebee.

That happens to live.

That's bumblebee, nigga.

Nigga, that's...

That's what the fuck is the other shit?

That's Tendo.

That's him.

We're laughing at you.

We finally got one of those over.

That is finally.

I don't know who I should.

What I'm saying to you.

I listen to your jokes, too.

Face back.

Okay.

Some of them is nice.

Listen, we are getting along today.

I don't fuck with you right now.

Yeah, you don't want to get back in that spot, nigga.

I do.

You don't want to get back in that front.

Fix the mic.

Okay, listen.

Excuse me.

Mary Bell.

I think it's a lie.

I don't think it's the algorithm.

There's no way.

It's been sounds I had phone conversations and they suggest what to buy.

It's no way.

I don't know if it's a microphone, but it's something.

She's right.

No way.

It's not a bad thing.

Some bullshit he did.

He was lying.

When I listened to him, I said, he was lying.

He's lying.

Why would he tell us that?

I feel you a predictive thing, but sometimes it'd be like, we can literally be talking about like tacos.

And I ain't thought about tacos in two years.

And then I go to Instagram

and I see a taco.

Yeah, I'm not rolling with algorithm.

That shit is listening to something.

And it definitely goes through your photos.

Of course.

That's no question.

And the thing you said about, it suggests you follow the person.

That's just because they got location on, you got location on.

Y'all next to each other.

That's what I thought.

All that shit is all.

So that's not, it's like.

Everything is trapped.

Everything is creepy, though, because of your locations on.

So that makes sense.

Because I think some of these apps, that was the whole point.

They want us to, because they just did that to Instagram where you could have location on.

Because the idea is you're going to meet and hang out.

I'm guessing.

I see something like that.

And the first thing I think is somebody's going to rob me or something.

Like, I turned it off.

Because you can put your location on Instagram now and they can see where you at in the map.

Like Snapchat.

You could pull up Snapchat.

A lot of people don't even know that.

Yeah, we got it both.

You could pull up Snapchat, zoom in, and see see exactly what restaurant niggas are sitting in.

That's scary.

It's right.

It is.

What?

That is pretty scary.

That's like this snip pitch went off, and I was looking for him, and I knew that he was at the bottom.

Why you gotta start?

You're not gonna stop, nigga.

And he was at McDonald's and Queens enjoying a Big Mac with extra sauce and cheese, yeah, extra sauce on the side for his fries.

Yeah, and I just ran down on him and popped him in the back, punched him on the side.

It's very dangerous.

Mona is a hood.

That's why I stopped going to do it.

Just know this shit.

These motherfuckers.

As we sit here,

I have quick hits for y'all.

I do have quick hits for y'all.

What's up?

And I do have a part of the show.

But before we go any further, we made it this far without saying, go Yankees.

Fuck is wrong with you niggas.

The fuck is wrong with you niggas in here?

The fuck is wrong with y'all?

We're from Philly's.

With a mentator

talking this long.

Phillies doing great.

With a mental health.

We're the first round bad.

The Phillies have the Dodgers tonight.

Yeah, I ain't gonna lie, I'm scared of the Dodgers.

Good series.

It's very good.

It was a really, really good series in baseball.

I don't know if

people don't be fucking with baseball, but that Phillies Dodgers series.

That's a series.

I'll probably start watching this round.

Yeah, this is about the time where I can watch baseball.

This is, yeah, this is the time for casuals.

Yeah, it's too much seasoning for me.

I watch, I try to watch 100, Phillies.

I try to watch 100 games.

I can't watch 162s.

There's no time.

But I try to get a vibe so I know how good we are.

Losing the ace

halfway through the season, it was tough for us.

So I'm extra scared of the Dodgers right now because if you have an ace in a seven-game series or two aces in a seven-game series, I like my chances.

One ace and up some B-level pitchers is tougher.

But the Yankees, the way y'all handled Boston.

Dog, that was a really exciting game, yo.

It made me, I'm still sad that the Mets didn't make the playoffs because I know what that New York energy is like when both teams are there.

But that game three was a game that

you wish you could have been at.

I wish I would have bought my father tickets to that game.

Last time we were here on Friday, the Yankees lost.

Okay.

Best of three.

Old school NBA rules.

Best of three.

So we won the next one.

And then game three, we sent a rookie pitcher out there, Schittler.

We're having a blast with this guy's name, and he had one of the best performances that Yankee fans have ever seen.

Never been done before.

He's a name now.

Schittler.

I said he's a name now.

Yes.

Nobody going to forget him.

And a great name for all that marketing.

I saw all the people, oh, Schitler, and just playing around.

I think he had 10Ks.

This game was over in the fourth.

Bro, that shit said, because I saw it,

I don't watch baseball, but I did.

They had the screen on the barbershop.

That shit said

the Red Sox ain't make it to third base.

No.

The whole game?

No.

That's crazy.

It was a molly whopper.

That's an ass whooping.

Yeah, yeah.

No, the pitcher was dominant.

The Red Sox pitcher, not so much.

And it was a win in a fashion that Yankees fans are not.

It was like old Tampa Bay.

Like, they got that double.

Then the singles to follow, like getting the right hits at the right time.

The Yankees have never been like that.

It's been shortfield.

Let's home runners out of here.

But they was playing a different type of baseball.

And with the pitcher doing that, Yankees fans was lit that whole game.

It was never, there was never worry.

It was never worried.

That game was over in the fourth.

They jumped on their ass early.

That game was over in the fourth.

Before homeboy came and pulled that pitcher out of there, I was five minutes.

I was like, oh, he's getting out of here early.

Did they lighten this boy up?

They had the bases loaded, fucking scored,

put two men, put two men on the base right after that.

Like, just, it was, it was, the fourth was bad.

It was bad.

Go, Yankees.

It'll be much more difficult now.

Who y'all got now?

We have Toronto.

That a good matchup or

Toronto ended the season cold.

The Yankees ended the season cold.

Toronto typically has the Yankees number in regular season.

This is the first time I want to say that they're playing in the postseason.

Okay.

I think Toronto's, like you said, I think Toronto ended the season

in a position where y'all could could beat them.

Yeah.

And I was not big on the yellow.

I remember talking shit about the Yankees halfway joking, but I wasn't big on y'all for most of the season.

It just seemed like this was a down year, but y'all got a chance to make a run.

They're beatable.

Yeah.

They're beatable.

I don't want to say that and jinx shit, but I feel like we got a good chance, especially if Homeboy is pitching like that.

Yeah.

Homeboy is pitching like that.

We got three pitchers, and baseball is always going to be pitching.

The Yankees' demise will be the bullpen.

Okay.

So we'll see what that looks like.

But the city still lives.

The city still lives.

Go, Yankees.

Congratulations.

Shout out to Yankee fans.

I'm not going, but if they do what they got to do, I'll send my dad.

Yeah.

I'm definitely hitting Philly's Dodgers.

And if we make it out, this is what I'll do.

Philly's Brewers.

I'm assuming Milwaukee's going to win too.

And if it.

That's

a Philly's Dodgers game, though, that serious?

And the two most obnoxious baseball fan bases are still alive.

Yeah.

And that's saying something.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So those games are going to be crazy.

And we got to make a bet if it comes to Philly's Yankees.

Oh, I'm down.

I'm down.

The Phillies are real good, though.

Yeah.

The Phillies are real good.

But.

Y'all do friendly man bets or y'all be betting some money?

We bet money.

Not like stupid money, but enough.

I'm betting.

It's too.

I'm betting.

We bet money, but it's friendly.

Yeah, we don't feel no way.

Between rich niggas.

I like that.

Yeah, between rich niggas.

I like that.

What else?

What else?

What else?

I had more questions I wanted to ask y'all.

One was in sports.

Give me a second.

Give me a second.

Give me a second.

We hear a dog.

Bomb.

Puka.

Yeah.

That was a great game last night.

The other night, but yeah.

Oh, yeah, two nights ago, bye bye.

The other night.

But I wrote him down because the Colts cornerback retired after the night.

Don't do that.

Do not do that.

The Dolphins cornerback retired.

Oh, okay.

He played for the Colts for four games.

Had five Pro Bowl or all pro seasons with the Dolphins, 29 interceptions of some shit.

Zavian Howard salute.

Xavier Howard.

Great career, man.

Great career.

I think Puka's the best receiver in the NFL.

And I had that talk with Keith when it was fantasy draft time, and I had the seventh pick, and Justin Jefferson was sitting there.

Like,

Puka's the best receiver in the NFL.

I don't think so.

I think that Matt Stafford is propping that up.

I think Puka's great.

I think people are afraid to put Puka's name in that conversation because we're used to the same names.

But if you're watching Puka, he's doing things that you don't see the other people do.

That's true.

He does do a lot of blocking.

He does play outside.

He plays inside.

He does a lot of different shit.

He's great.

We hear a lot of Same Brown from the Lions, and we don't hear enough about Puka.

If you want to chase Jefferson, me, cool.

But I think there's an argument there.

Right after that, it's Puka time, and I don't hear it enough.

I don't hear it enough.

So I wrote it down.

I'm not all the way mad at that.

I'm not mad.

I don't hear it at all.

I wouldn't put him there.

He's on pace for something stupid.

He's on pace for something like 2,300 receiving yards.

He's the only person through four games with

500 receiving yards and 46 receptions.

Mattie Stafford still looks great out there.

He was throwing it out.

That's why I didn't take

it because that's when the Matt Stafford injury.

Matt injury shit.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Here's my question for you guys.

I saw Mickey Fax tweet this.

I saw Mickey Fax tweet this.

It's not of any importance, but it was interesting to me, so I wanted to say it to y'all.

Mickey Fax says that rappers should go back to shouting out the year in songs.

I was cracking it with myself.

I need that.

And then somebody said to him, well, no, because that dates the song.

And then he said, every song with the year in it is still being played.

Yeah.

That's bad.

I thought that was a pretty good discussion.

It depends on how you do it, I think.

If you just say it at like the the beginning of a song, it can be weird.

Especially if the song, what if you record it in November?

Like, it gets weird because that shit ain't coming out till March.

Yeah, you gotta say casually taking over for the 9-9, the problem.

2,000.

Right.

Cover your bases.

The other problem is music ain't like if they start this shit today, the music ain't lasting.

So, like, even the record that you do, if you're talking about if it was recorded in November, yeah, and it was a song that actually lasted.

Yeah.

Ain't nobody gonna, the year, whether you say it was 2024, 2025,

seven years from now when it's playing, nobody gives a fuck.

Oh, that's true.

That's true.

Nobody gives a fucking fucking fucking fucking thing.

It's true, like,

I'm just thinking about some of the classics that mention years.

I'm sure there's some duds that mention years that we just don't remember.

For sure.

They didn't last.

That's what I'm saying.

The music ain't last.

But there's, I mean, Rock Hill, I mean, there's some big music.

There's a bunch of songs with the year in it that are classics and it's still played.

And when it come on, you're going to say the year no matter what the year is.

Yeah, because of the...

I get what y'all are saying, but that's.

The year don't make the song classic.

It's a classic song.

That's what I'm talking about.

So the classic song is gonna get played regardless.

The year being in it is just a dope mention.

It ain't a lot of classic music being made today.

So, adding the year ain't gonna necessarily make that last.

So, when you play, it ain't gonna be played years down the line anyway.

I understand your point.

I just think it's premature

to determine a classic, you need time.

So, we can't say right now what will make it and what won't, right?

But with the we could assume, we we can assume what's the last

in the last let's say five, no, ten years, how many classic songs,

10 years ago, how many songs are we still playing today?

Let's make it easy.

Shit, there's a bunch.

There's a lot from 10 years ago.

2016 was one of the best hip-hop years ever.

Now, I want to advance you, and let's do 15 because my memory is cloudy right now.

If you do the last 15 years.

2010 to now.

There's plenty of classics where you don't love

them niggas to say

the year just in a cool way.

But that was my point.

That the classics that are being played from 2010 to now are still classics.

The year don't matter.

But

saying the year didn't matter.

No, we don't.

No, no, we're not saying it matters.

He's just saying that that was flying.

Yeah.

Mickey wasn't saying that didn't happen.

He's not saying it was important.

I don't care.

He's saying that was some fly by the graveyard.

He's a man who used to do.

Right.

Okay, okay.

I thought he was saying like it helps people.

Like 9-6 said forever.

Like, just think a part of your ad libs where we as fans could be like, okay,

he ain't saying it was important.

Oh, yeah.

I just thought it was an interesting

topic that nobody would ever talk about.

There's a lot of people that don't do it fly, though.

They'll just come out and be like, yo, some 2025 shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm out here.

You just purposely tried to do that corny, and this is why I agree with him a little bit.

Tell me.

Because if there was ever a way to, like, 2025 is a dope year to say.

It is.

It is.

Like, he just tried to say that corny, and it wasn't that bad.

Hey, like, you still rapping in 2025, nigga.

I'm getting a 25 in there.

I'm saying 25 on the record.

That year shit worked because Drake yelled out, I'm looking for revenge all summer 16.

And that made the song.

That shit was fire.

That's a sign.

That's a time when that made it.

That was the 16.

Yeah, 16 was a week.

We know 16 was 16.

But

that made the song.

That shit was fire.

Mickey Facts, that was a real good point.

It would take a rapper brain to even come up with that shit you just came up with.

Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see.

It's the end of my list.

Don't worry.

I ain't old y'all yet.

Puff, no updates on puff.

No updates on puff don't think so

joey badass cancels his tour absol was supposed to be on that tour speaking of absole has anyone heard the freestyle the correct freestyle that he blundered on cost and that shit but that's what you suggested he should do i didn't even heard it actually it's out oh that's dope oh no

did anybody hear it no no oh okay and that is exactly what I am here for.

Oh shit, I was supposed to call Absol though.

It says the court is now taking a 10-minute break break and when it reconvenes, Combs is set to address the judge.

No, he already did that.

Yeah, that's old.

Oh, well, yeah, that's that's

not the best.

And that's an exclusive, ladies and gentlemen.

Ask Landplay this a little bit.

Quick quote: A judge, significant sentence is required to deter.

You say you're sorry and you won't do it again.

Oh.

So

we shall see.

It's gonna be.

What?

Say it again?

This is a tweet thread, so it's kind of hard to keep track of everything, but he's saying that a strong sentence is needed for him to learn his lesson, essentially.

The judge say that?

Yeah.

Yes.

Oh my God.

I'm trying to tell you, they're giving him some time.

Really?

I think they're going to go by the guideline at this point.

60 months, 72 months, something like that.

Yeah.

Nothing suspended.

I thought that until the judge started talking today.

The judge seems, and I haven't, I didn't hear it.

I'm only reading the verbates and transcripts, but it sounds the judge.

the last tweet in this thread.

The court reaches a few conclusions.

135 months would be more than necessary.

What?

Right.

Let's talk about it.

I'll get to this absolute freestyle after this.

What do y'all think about the

gray area?

Gray area in the language being used.

The judge is saying that

acquitted behavior can still be considered when sentencing.

So the people that are on one side are like, hey, that's not fair.

That's not right.

Shouldn't do that.

I was acquitted.

I'm not on trial for none of that stuff.

The judge is saying, eh, I can indeed consider that.

Well,

I was one of the people saying you shouldn't

hold people accountable for things they were found not guilty for.

And I do, that does scare me as a legal precedent.

Again, we always have to say this.

It's not because I defend Diddy.

It's not because I have any

soft feelings for Diddy in terms of his actions or behavior or character.

It's just that I don't want to set a standard where you can get acquitted for something and the judge and they can backdoor you and punish you for something you didn't do or something that you were not found liable for.

However, the judge legally can do that or the judge supermanian cited case law to show that you can do it.

So legally you can.

But beyond that, when I thought about it more and read more about it, I was like, I mean, there is an argument.

Sometimes you can be found not guilty, but still agree to some of the facts of the case, right?

So for example,

I'm just going to pick one off the top of my head, but let's say I'm going to, let's say I go in there, and let's say

I agree that I attempted a robbery.

I agree that I went to the bank and did it, and they charged me with a bunch of stuff.

I get acquitted for a lot of the stuff attached to the robbery.

Let's say I even get found not guilty of the robbery.

But I, in defending myself, 50 months.

50 months.

That's what he got?

50 months.

There you go.

How long have you been in?

I ain't got to talk.

He's been in for a year.

A year.

It's about 12.

He said a sentence over 11 years is not reasonable.

Even the probation department recommends a sentence less than half of that, but 14 months time served would not be sufficient.

He got 50 or 60 months?

50.

5-0.

Because 60 is common in the feds.

I never hear nobody give it 10.

60 is what the probation department recommended for him.

60 is common.

That's something they give out all day long.

So four years when one year that he did?

And then every year,

you get a certain amount of good time.

Federal good time is like 50 days.

Yeah, you get like two months.

So you're really only doing 10 months on each Fed years.

You got to count it in 10 months.

And then he goes to the halfway house when he got like 13 months left.

Yo, Yo, this prison map is crazy.

If he got one kid, no, and it's a lot, it's a lot of programs.

He's already been involved.

He's almost started programming.

That's not, I mean, that's not that bad.

That ain't bad.

He'll probably do another two and a half, three in real time.

He'd probably do another two and go to the halfway house.

Go like a year and a half and go straight to the halfway house.

That ain't that bad.

Now, I'm certainly not.

You get two months off each year if you're not going to be able to get it.

Oh, I'm sure he's not.

I'm aware, but it's just, I don't, I don't know.

How do we think he feels?

Crushed.

I think he expected, I think he expected the best.

Yeah.

I think he thought he was going to walk out of there.

Oh, it's 50 more months.

That's minus, I don't know why he worded it like that.

That's minus the 14 months I already served.

Oh, that's more like what you said.

Yeah, 60, 60, essentially.

65.

They gave him 60.

Yeah.

But they did the time served.

That's a lot for prostitution.

I ain't never heard no shit like that.

But again, to the point that the judge was making, just to tie it together, there is the argument that even though Diddy was found not guilty of these other things, even in his defense, he acknowledged that he did certain things.

And I think the judge is saying these are things that make you a risk um in the in the court in the court exchanges that i read in the transcripts earlier also uh the judge was disputed diddy's claims like diddy said i was seeking prostitutes for for companionship and for and for their time not for sex um the judge found that not plausible and said your your statements are contradicted by reality when judges start saying like that to you in a courtroom

They're showing some...

What side they lean into?

Yeah, exactly.

I'm not buying the shit you're selling.

That's a crack of shit.

But why would you say that exactly?

That's a crunk of shit.

That's dumb.

Because plenty of prostitutes got up there and said, I didn't do nothing with Puff.

He was just sitting there watching me.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's a good point.

They still did something with someone and he purchased the prostitute.

So the charge ain't saying that you bought them and you fucked them.

I get that.

I'm just saying, if I'm saying I was hiring prostitutes for companionship and whatever it was, I wasn't fucking them.

True, but if I paid for the prostitute to fuck somebody.

It's the same thing.

It's the same thing.

The judge's bigger point, which goes in response to what you just said and what you just said, is that

they're framing this as a victimless crime, the defense.

And the judge is saying there are plenty of victims, including Cassie and including these prostitutes.

That I agree with.

But I think their point is you might not have been using them for sex, but they were used for sex.

And so therefore,

and I think that's tricky because I actually don't think sex work should be stigmatized and criminalized.

But

if you begin from the premise that it is, and the judge seems to, because that's kind of their job too,

then you have to say, okay, this was not victimless.

Now, I did the victimless crime, the judge seemed to have a particular,

pardon expression, contempt for.

And I think that hurt Diddy a lot.

Seems harsh, but I mean, every step along the way, they gave you something to let you know that that's how they would be considering this.

Yeah.

And it's not as harsh as it could have been.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So, I mean, it's bad news, but not the worst news for him, for him and his family, who were expecting him home soon.

He's going to be 60 when he comes home, but he might be close to 60 when he comes home.

You know, like that's, you know, that's a big difference than like the spring, which was kind of what we were projecting as a best case scenario for him.

I don't think nobody but Corey in here, I think, thought he was coming home today.

Oh, you did.

You

said today.

Some of us were saying, like, the summer or the spring.

I thought he'd get up, I thought they were going to give him the 11, but suspend a lot of it.

And I definitely thought it would be

time served.

Right.

Oh, no, it is a little bit.

14 months' time served.

So they basically gave him 60, 64, 64.

14 time served.

Right.

So 50 more from which is.

I knew 50 sound weird.

Yeah.

um, but you know, the other thing that the prosecution used as a piece of evidence against Puff was they said he had a speaking engagement in Miami set for next week, and they were using that as evidence of his hubris that he not taking this process seriously.

Let me be clear: I don't know if Diddy really had a speaking engagement next week in Miami.

Yeah, that's a fucked-up tactic.

The prosecutor saying that

it's a tactic.

I don't know if it's true or not,

but it looked really bad.

Yeah,

even saying to the judge like oh i was using him for companionship it's like why would you even go that round i don't know why his legal counsel would allow him to say it's just stupid i mean i think diddy might really believe that oh but even if you believe it your lawyer will say look

i remember that distinctly from going to court with paid lawyers different from the public defenders paid lawyers whole thing was how to win they didn't give a fuck about what the truth was let me say you how to win i remember um them telling me like you look too like angry like look a little more meek in there like i'm trying to not cry in front of me like you look like you with it you you know yeah we trying to win so it's like if you already a black man you already been exposed for being so freaky or sexually you know so it's like that's the last thing you want to say is oh i just wanted to hug them the last thing a motherfucker will imagine you doing with any of these people is hugging or chilling or companionship or whatever that's what i'm saying that shit those judges are they just they got big like little small egos it's real easy they feel disrespected by shit like that you lying feels like direct disrespect to them versus you trying to save your life so you have to be super honest especially about what you do when you have admission to guilt guilt, especially if you're trying to plead or something.

I did this.

I just want to

get a chance to get back into society.

I know I did something wrong.

That's the whole flow of it.

It's also important to remember that a lot of these prosecutors, a lot of these judges were prosecutors.

So it's possible.

I'm just saying it's possible.

I don't know.

But it's possible that the judge.

Also resents that Diddy didn't get found guilty for more things.

Exactly.

So a lot of times the sentencing becomes an

inroad around

the actual criminal legal system and the criminal process.

Like, okay, you were acquitted for these things, so now I'm going to roof you on the thing, the one thing that we did get you for.

And again, I'm not defending Diddy's behavior.

It's hard for me to even come up with what's a fair sentence because of how I think about the system itself as an abolitionist.

But

it's a messy outcome, and I don't know what the right answer is, but the judge's behavior and the judge's words is just very.

There's also a half a million dollar fine.

Yes, half a million dollar fine.

Damn.

Yeah, that's.

They whooped his ass.

Half I mean,

a half a million or thirty.

I'm not talking about the fine part.

He said they whooped his ass.

I'm just.

It could have been worse.

It could have been worse.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, it could have been worse, but they fumbled their shit.

So, you know, I don't know.

I'm like you.

Like, I'm not, I'm not defending Diddy.

I'm not, you know what I mean?

I think a lot.

I think what he did was wrong, you know.

Like, I feel for the victims, all that, but it's just when you're a black person, you just get fucked all the time.

It's hard not to look at that.

You want an appropriate sentence.

Yes.

I think what What would have been appropriate?

That's the thing.

Like, the charge is confusing to me.

Like, I don't get it.

You know what I mean?

Like, I don't understand federally how that's that high up.

Because the thing in the feds, they have a ranking system.

I caught a fake case as the kid.

My number was 52 because of the amount of drugs I had, right?

So I had no felonies, so I was facing 10 to life.

My co-defendant had one felony facing 20 life.

If he had three, it would have been 30 life.

So it's just automatically the guidelines written down for you, right?

But I just don't see it.

Man, who's right about you?

Oh.

i ain't gonna

i don't get it you know what i mean it don't make sense how that's a federal case like it just don't make sense to me what's that interstate is it the state lines it's the interstate stuff yeah

and sex a lot there are there are a lot of sex crime uh sex crimes that the states just don't have provisions for yeah you know um and so they make them fit they make them fed that's happened to the cult leader of the cult i was in it became a fed case because it was traveling across state lines with the kids right you know what i mean not because he it was all georgia georgia could have prosecuted but because of the state lines, he made it a fed case.

And with Diddy, I think the feds were targeting him anyway.

You know what I mean?

So I think that was getting another way to get at him.

Yeah.

You think he had a speaking game?

No, I don't.

I don't think Diddy wanted to speak anywhere publicly.

Yeah, who says, you know what?

When I get out of jail next year, I'm going to go speak in Miami.

And who also is booking him?

Right.

I think that's bullshit.

It would not.

Hold up now.

I booking a lot of people.

Somebody's booking.

Somebody would book him.

If he had walked out of there today,

somebody would book him.

Appearance is different than appearing.

That's a big if.

Yeah.

No, I'm saying, well, yeah, you book it on a contingent.

If you were, okay.

If you were a booking agent and someone was facing a very public federal sentencing,

you wouldn't be putting down no money to book him for nothing.

So I'd put a clause in there.

And yeah, I would.

I would book that early.

I could be the first one.

But what kind of place books him for a speaking engagement?

And see, I.

Live.

Oh, my fucking book.

No, because I was going to say, it's one thing to say he had an interview, he's gonna give his first interview to somebody for X number of dollars.

They might be using using semantics.

Technically, that is a speaking engagement.

Okay, I could see that, but I don't see somebody saying, you know, and now for our keynote, yeah, come to the university, act like he was speaking at Murray B.

Well, where you went

that's a callback,

Mary Birch, whatever the paint.

Mary Birch act like he was going to marry

disrespectful.

Hey, y'all niggas, no disrespect that Mary Birch.

Mary Birch.

Bertram.

Bertram, excuse me.

That's crazy.

President Bertram.

President Mary Bertram.

So even if they called it a speaking engagement, and again, we just freestyling right now because we don't know if that was even happening.

If they called it a speaking engagement, it wasn't going to be a speaking engagement.

Right.

They just called it that so it could look a certain way.

That's what I'm saying.

In the court.

Right.

Same with like everybody was talking about, hey, young thug performed at the courthouse, and he did, but the main point was that little speech.

they needed that speech hey y'all crime is bad yeah that's bad hey we crime in atlanta come on y'all unity

and how he was doing it you could tell he was doing the crime

when don't know how to do the peace talk yo y'all we gotta come together that nigga didn't give up stop man yo that's right that's exactly was he trolling freeze stop was he trolling no i think i'm doing what i can do to stay free at this point, but I ain't used to it.

No, we know that.

But I'm not trolling.

I'm signing.

I'm going to do that.

I got to do this to get out.

I'm doing it.

I'm saying in the act of him doing it.

I don't think so.

I think that was him trying his best.

I don't.

This ain't me.

I'm trying to be something that I'm really not right now.

That I got to be.

That whole

dead on for an impersonation.

That's what he did.

I was like, oh, yo, he's like, I don't know how to do this shit.

Even the crowd, he was like, yo, we got to stop killing each other.

Niggas like your boy.

Nigga, you just talked about it.

The crowd was like, I don't know about that.

Yeah, we're not with that.

We're not going to stop no killing.

You got to just chill, man.

You know what a nigga does?

He'll give you no

substance.

You got to just chill.

Just relax.

And now Young Doug is trolling.

Like, he's on

an interview running.

I think he's trolling.

He's on Aiden Ross now.

Talking about I only brush my teeth one time a week.

He said he got dumped.

He said he no longer got a girlfriend.

He said he got dumped.

Well, Well, we knew that.

Well,

the poor girl takes so much.

Yeah, yeah, nigga.

Like, fuck.

See, that's the dad.

That's the wrong thing.

So there's a toxic, old, toxic side of me that heard something totally different.

What he said right there.

Did that guy say bitch?

When he said the part about he has a girlfriend, but she don't have a boyfriend.

Yeah, I heard that.

He still go with her.

Yeah, but she don't go with him.

You know what that means.

He still fucking.

He popped.

He popped yesterday.

He's chill, free.

Don't go down that door.

Stay good, man.

Don't open that door.

Niggas go wrong, man.

Niggas be thinking that they ladies just about to put up with all of the bullshit you could bring their way.

You rapping niggas going to learn, too.

They're going to fix y'all up.

Y'all keep playing with them.

When she fed up, ain't nothing you can do about it.

That's what the boy said.

Y'all keep playing with them like that.

Anywho's.

I don't think I really have anything else that we have to get to.

I got a part of the show that I was doing.

Let's go.

Part of the show.

Chris Roscoe 24.

Chris Roscoe says,

Am I wrong for cutting off family?

No.

Let's listen to him for.

You're not.

You're not.

All family.

Nana's seen this little.

Nana.

Nana get busy still.

Sala.

Nana, what up, Nana?

Mona talking about yellow.

I fuck my nana nigga.

I caught a fetch arch.

I was 12.

Nana got that Nana intuition.

If the 12-year-old is breaking in the bank or some shit, then

we're moaning at.

Hello, badass.

Don't bring our ass over.

Like, nigga, nigga.

A backstory.

When me and my now fiancé first started dating, I wasn't the best boyfriend.

Lot of week-long breakups.

Oh.

In those breakups, I'd go back to an ex.

Now,

during, now during that, my older brother, same mom, who was and still is married, would tell her things.

Say,

I'm still with my ex.

You should leave him.

You deserve better.

He'll never be faithful.

And my personal favorite, it'll take him a miracle.

Oh yeah, dog, you should have been here, cut this nigga off.

Yeah, that too.

On one occasion, he slid in her DM and commented on her sexy maid costume and said, I would love to see you in that in person.

He also tried to invite himself over for a plate of food when he seen a post of her cooking in a rather inappropriate manner that made her uncomfortable.

What is with those?

I came clean to what I did during breaks, and she told me everything he was saying behind my back because in her words, she said, he doesn't love you the way you think he does.

I hate when women say that in a relationship.

She should have said that.

She's right.

She's right.

But I hate when women do that.

Nobody in that family does.

Oh, that was the end of the quote.

Since that moment, I've cut him off.

But that's what bothers me is that the rest of the family doesn't see it as a problem, which lets me know, okay, he can move however out here, even to those close, and it's okay,

because he's family or because he's the family favorite.

Okay, cool.

I'm going to step back from all of y'all.

Oh, shit.

Oh, he cut all the falls.

Oh, shit.

Family, everybody.

I'm going to step back from all of y'all, which I have.

No calls, which I have.

No calls, no texts, no family gatherings, no contact period.

Am I wrong for this?

Also, at times, I want to be a messy bitch and tell his wife a little some something.

But I feel like I'll be the exact same person he is by doing such, so I don't even bother.

But the thought does linger.

Distinguished cast.

Have a blast with this topic.

Do it.

If everything he said there is true, he's not wrong.

However, I feel like if the entire family knows all this creep shit that he just said and they're on that side,

I don't know.

I feel like something might be missing.

Something might be missing.

It's definitely something missing.

I want to know, like, even though, it's definitely something missing.

The shit that he's saying, like, he's brother sliding old girl DMs saying X, Y, Z.

I want to know if she gave him any rhythm back that he don't know about.

That could be what?

Nice.

Come on.

It could be, he could be getting one side of a story.

If she did that, that's true.

You're right.

That's all I'm saying.

And it could be something totally different that went on and now she's trying to make it look this way.

You're right.

I was going to say you're wrong because why would she tell him?

But I'm wrong.

That's what she said.

Yeah.

Which would still be wrong, but like.

Yes.

But if everything he said is true,

definitely I'm not talking to the brother.

We got to square up.

Yeah.

But the rest of the family,

I don't know.

I think you're wrong.

That's why

I'm coming back from everybody.

That's why I feel like something's off.

It's something else.

Something is missing from the piece.

Unless the family is just real fucked up.

I was going to say, like, that's the thing.

Unless she's a floozy.

But even if she's a floozy, the family should intervene in some better way.

When you're a floozy, man, you're open for everybody, man.

Why not cut the whole family off?

Fuck them.

No.

You talking somebody who don't talk to their grandma.

I mean, like, yeah, y'all are toxic.

So y'all just going to sprinkle that in the conversation.

That's what that's.

I'm just saying, that's perspective.

That shouldn't be to some of us, though, for real.

Yeah, well, don't bring it back up.

That's my grandmother.

We love her.

That's right.

We can't be too scary.

You'll be like, oh, because because that shit is a good one.

You should reside.

I'm going to be a little bit more.

I've been on that all month.

Call her, nigga.

Give me a number.

Give me your number.

Because the grandmas had that power.

They could tell how you're going to be at about eight.

Nanny's seen your little ass.

She would love if I call her, please.

I think back at family means a lot to me, so it would be hard for me to see

a single person's actions as a good reason to stop rocking with everybody.

Yeah, I would have to be.

It would have to be a real deep pattern of a lot of people.

A lot more got to happen.

A lot more, actually, to cut a lot of family off.

No.

Yeah, not the whole family.

I'll dead my brother for sure.

Not the whole family.

Yeah, same.

Yeah, same.

I don't care if you're my brother, if I deem you don't mean me anymore.

If you're doing all that, you're not my brother.

If that story is all true, the way it's real,

that's not my brother.

It's not my brother at all.

It's your brother.

It's the brother with me.

Y'all right.

Different dad or some shit.

You know what?

Y'all are right.

What?

About what?

About everything.

Y'all right.

Grandma?

You gonna call her?

You old?

Yo.

No, bro.

I'm trying to get Tommy's.

All right, Chris, I hope we were able to help, man.

I do.

I hope we were able to help.

Best of luck.

Best of luck.

She must have been away.

And what she was cooking in.

It's dangerous.

I don't have anything else.

Oh, Ab Sophie's down.

Y'all don't care.

We'll do a Patreon.

That's a Patreon.

That's a good Patreon.

Look at you.

Great Patreon, right?

You know what?

And now I'm playing it.

And now we're doing it right now.

Fuck y'all, though.

Fuck

Yeah.

Because we gave him such a hard time, and the internet gave him such a hard time.

Let me let him clean it up.

Okay.

Let's see.

Let's see.

Thanks, you fresh lord.

Yeah, let my guy get his shit off, man.

Man,

send their spirit to the Lord.

I'm just the best, who I told you that.

Of sound mind and body bags.

Ride out your will with a quill, dip it in your bloodline, deal with your whole DNA.

2-5 million, I'm big mad.

The irony is I'm comprising this in oxygen.

I don't need no page.

Just paper.

The legal tender bender.

Plead the fit for a greed to get into.

Stitches act ministered.

Big expenditures.

Sickening digits.

A million minutes.

Comma after comma.

After, I can't call it.

My phone on do not disturb.

I zone out then crop out your big picture.

Hit licks and dig ditches.

Explicits, mind you, I'm righteous.

I'm just fitting.

Throw missiles, poetically, blow whistles.

Most definitely, the best that y'all seen.

I need to shout, bitch, I'm gonna be a little bit more than a bitch.

Give me my motherfucking props, man.

This the victory lap on the mafia thine.

Second verse, he has some amps.

Turn me the fuck up.

I'm amped up.

AMP, the team, stand up by any means possible.

Cold Rakai, I kicks lots of flow.

Don't let me forget, KP, since 18 been on the radar.

I came in the game with day free.

Mr.

Terrorist threats with an AR.

My sister says, I told you they chatting.

Only dubs in the copies.

balls.

Is it insensitive to say fog?

I'm going to pause this.

I can easily see how you forgot this.

Yeah,

I could easily see how it was.

So, like, I love Seoul, first of all.

This ain't the same thing.

Like, the whole point of the live freestyle is to show that you can rap.

Doing it in a studio, yeah, we know you can rap in the studio.

It's a different thing.

Yeah.

He's the one that's the one.

Outside of the mold, it's still dope.

Oh, yeah, I agree with that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I agree with that.

Yeah, it doesn't like redeem everything for you.

Not even close.

Yeah.

And he will when he goes to the next radio freestyle and bodies

before.

Yeah.

Sol, I'm going to call you, man.

I'm going to call you.

I tied up last night, man.

I'm going to call you.

We're going to get to the bottom of this.

But one, I can see how he forgot this because

that pocket is complicated.

You're saying it's a lot going on here.

One.

Two,

it did explain that he wrote that

to, well, the producer of that beat said he originally wrote to Bodies, the bodies beat.

AMP cleared it.

Then they said, no, we can't do that.

Or they didn't want to do that because if you do that beat, we can't put it on streaming.

Okay.

So then they decided to do an original beat.

And then that didn't get cleared.

And then it was back to the bodies beat.

So I can see.

That's not fair.

That's not fair.

So he just put it out over the original to let you know this is what I want.

This is what I was going through.

Got it.

Okay, gotcha.

That's all.

Shout out to Solo, the whole TV.

I don't have anything else that needs our attention.

How about y'all?

Look at my girl, Mona.

You're gonna get used to it.

I'm good.

You're gonna get used to it.

I'm great, guys.

You went to Mary Bertram, girl.

You was down on it.

Shout out to Mary Bertram, man.

Close to 2026.

Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see.

Anything else pressing on your minds, hearts, bodies, spirits, and souls?

Pause.

No, get us up out of here.

Okay.

Okay, good.

Yeah, y'all been waiting on it.

Y'all been waiting to get up out of here.

Y'all did good, man.

It's a good day today.

Hey, oh, oh, oh.

We gotta look like we're enjoying it, man.

My computer, man.

He'll make us.

You said, well, okay.

Next time, this looks like we ain't having fun, so then he'll make us want to leave.

Like when we look like...

Don't ever do that again, yo.

When we look like we want to leave, he gonna say, oh, I don't know, man.

Classic wiz.

I don't be thinking y'all look like y'all want to leave.

I just look, it looks like y'all don't be getting sleep and

food.

Yeah, because niggas be ordering ripe eyes for other people, for new people.

Oh, man.

You want a piece?

We're going to talk about that.

We're going to talk about that on Patreon, too.

Yeah, of course.

I'll give you a piece of my steak.

Thank you so much.

That steak over there looking good, too.

That steak ready.

Go ahead.

You a marble dress.

You really try to get that off away.

I'm calling Ian tonight.

Listen, when you were a new hire, I didn't get no food, nigga.

No, I didn't.

You knocked on the window and called me seven times outside, nigga.

I ordered mad food for you when you were new hire.

Freeze, how many times a nigga called me outside, bro?

Called you outside when I first got here, nigga.

It wasn't this, nigga.

We talking about the food.

We just talking about food.

But that

to have meetings and shit.

That was shit's crazy.

You just ordered different from her.

Like, she ordered a ribeye.

You ordered the motherfucking

nuggets.

So let me order something right now with your phone, gang.

Not at all.

What about mommy gonna let me order something, nigga?

It's over.

I'm telling you, you're gonna let me order something.

And your niggas kiss them smelly ass figurines.

It's not

gonna be a good thing.

It's over, dog.

You gotta order your little.

We the food.

I don't want to eat this shit.

I'll take it.

You can have some minds for.

Listen, man, keep us in your prayers.

Lord, no, we need to be there, man.

Until the next time, we bid you a dude.

Farewell, adios, cereba, dirty, osta, livista, arvoir.

So long, goodbye.

Or a simple head nile will suffice.

Remember, life is a series of moments and moments past.

So let's make this one last as if it's all we we have

until next time

The baddies are insecure the stagnant women want to travel and the closed-minded women want you to teach them things grab you a talent or you might need it until next time what y'all doing this weekend

anything lit anything lit I'm in DC this weekend baby hey big bonu you performing where you at

uh tonight's conversation nice

hey, yo!

Not even it?

That's my shit right there.

That's the shit.

That Jesus Peace album, I'm telling you, man.

Look at Jeff.

Shout out to Mona.

See, it's him again.

I know.

It's him again.

Shout out to Mona.

I hope you have a good weekend, Mona.

What you on this weekend?

I'm pulling up.

What you on this weekend, Mona?

I got 11.

I got 11.

Freeze, what you on?

I'm going to the circus, and I think I'm going to surprise my mom and take her to the Cowboys and Jets game because she's a Cowboys fan.

That's dope.

So I'm going to see if she's willing to skip church or not.

So we'll see.

Okay,

let me know how that circus is.

I'll tell my wife we're going to go after you go.

Okay.

All right, look.

Oh, here we go.

Universal circus.

Flip?

I'm filming, you know.

Huh?

Just filming.

Okay?

Preparing myself.

It's good to be prepared.

She told me well.

Told me well, OG.

Parks, what you want?

You're going to stay.

Oh, upstate.

You go home.

Go home for the weekend.

Yeah.

Your wife coming?

Nope.

Hey.

You gonna see that?

Did you see that childhood friend?

A bunch of them.

Oh, yeah.

Bunch of guys.

We'll see.

Nah, true.

Good fellas.

Good fellas.

I ain't got too much going on this weekend, man.

Stay safe.

I'm chilling.

I might head to North Brunswick, get some dinner or something.

Keeping it light.

I'll be with my baby.

let's be creative.

She says need them tricks alone, but I'ma stand up.

I love her like the daddy,

got a lot of bad bitches.

She the only one we love y'all, man.

Peace, love, health, wealth, and prosperity.

Y'all hold her down for the weekend.

We'll be back same time, same place next week, you heard?

She love a tattoo.

Ain't got no room for her name, but I'ma make room.

She let her hair down, we have a stare down.

She said, I'm glad you ate it.

Wear my cap and gown.

You've never heard of Joe Bunny.

We'll fold that up right now.

Don't look away now.

We'll see.