Episode 802 | "Positivity Highlighter"

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Can I'm back? There we go. I meant to ask y'all about y'all man since y'all started with Joey Badass.
So Joey Badass is with whoever his fiance is. Who used to be with who who's the R&B dude? It's our man.
Lattimore. Forget his name.
Lattimore. Jacob Lattimore.
Jacob Lattimore. Jacob Lattimore, friend of the show.
We done played a sleeper many a times. He did the Chris Browns, challenge, switched up some words,

and they say that that's him talking to his ex who is with Joey Badass.

Where does the room stand on that?

Ooh, opened up with a head cracker.

Yeah, off the intro.

Can't prove it.

Can't prove what?

You got plausible deniability Before you bust a nigga in the head

I don't give a fuck

Bang

Nigga you lost it

You lost what?

The chick

So you can sit there and reminisce

And wish you had her

And all that other shit

Nigga you can't get her

So you're not mad at him singing

No that's good R&B

That is good R&B

Sing your heart away

That's good R&B

That's the R&B. That is good R&B.
Sing your heart away. That's good R&B.
Beg Furback. Beg and R&B, that's that.
I gotta hear the words. Good R&B was before the internet when we was able to put faces with people.
Yes. And names with people.
So whatever they were singing about on I Don't Want to Do Anything Else, K JoJo and Wayne really know the T them Fuji songs X Factor Wayne really know the T we did I did too but I'm saying not to the degree the masses didn't know the T yeah nah that one was pretty that one was pretty out there which one the Fuji's yeah of course I think y'all still wrong. No.
I think if you know, you know. I do not think that that's mainstream news.
I don't think that we in the Northeast. Mainstream means casual listener.
True. And they from my hood.
I do not believe that most casual listeners know that too. And you in the industry.
But I was upstate not in the industry. I knew what that shit was about back then.
Oh. Well, that shit is around the corner from me, so everybody knew that shit.
Well, how would you feel if your girl X was a singer and he was singing some shit? My girl, baby, dad would be doing some freestyle, so I'm gonna chase this fire. I wouldn't have a problem with this.
I'm about to play in the sleeper if it was fire

I'm gonna get a kick out of it

Yo, shut up man

I'm not lying

What he said

Sir Lorne staking up

You playing, I'm fine

He got heat

I'm not being funny

He a reggae artist

I don't know what he's saying

I know that shit is heat

I'm not lying

I'm not being funny He don't say nothing about her He a reggae artist I know yeah I don't know what he's saying I know that shit is He Shut up I'm not lying to y'all So get it and play it You dead ass Dead ass Shut the fuck up Dead ass Who Who Hold on Hold on You don't know what he be saying right Uh huh I see what type of time Yo That nigga might be saying some shit about you. I see what type of time.

Yo, pussy car done, boy.

That nigga might say some shit about it.

Walking around naked, boy.

Yo.

I'll do it.

Yo.

Yo, why are y'all so dumb?

Yo, that's crazy.

If I catch something in there that that nigga saying?

He acting like he got to look for it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You acting like he got to look for it. But the funny shit about him is that nigga.
I'll get it before this party's over. He know everything, son.
Like, nigga, how you know that baby daddy got a fucking record? You said your ex is baby daddy? No. His girl baby daddy.
His girl. Sade.
Sade. Oh, son.
How do you know that? Because it's heat. No, it's not.
It's hard. Fond of record.
So the kids was playing it. I didn't say they father.
She sent it to me. I'm like, I ain't going to hold you.
Let's get his shit off. He's got a smoke in this shit.
Nigga. That's fine.
But what's wrong with nothing at all? Nothing. That nigga throw a bar your way.
Oh, man. This nigga is crazy, son.
Yeah, this nigga's a nutcase. You're a nutcase, man.
And the kids was listening to it. I'm hitting my steps up.
Pussy boy, damn damn. Send me that regular freestyle.
Watch, I'm telling you. I ain't lying.
But anyway. Why are y'all so amazed at that? I wouldn't get it.
It depends on what the words are. To answer what Jacob Lattimore said, the line that everybody's picking out is, I wasn't ready to give you a baby.
Oh, that's not bad. That's not crazy.
That's not disrespectful to... Yeah, they disrespect.
Disrespect comes with I miss you. That's not disrespect.
Well, no disrespect is saying your new man's a bitch Yeah Yeah That's disrespect A lot of niggas are simps And even if that If they diss me right I still might fuck with you Like I still got the girl I won I won Everybody don't think like that Park Fuck that I don't want no niggas Singing to my girl Everybody don't think like that Your baby daddy get a get a pass. That don't count.
He was there first. So what's her ex? You ready? Yeah, I got you.
Why are you reading my phone? Get out of here. So what's the ex, though? Your baby daddy has skin in the game.
So a lot of skin. No, not that.
Exes don't get baby daddy rules. Stop it.
I'm not saying that. You said he got skin in the game she could have had uh been with a nigga for a year he became a baby daddy she could have been with this ex for 10 years that's true he got skin in the game no no no no no no you slow down stop slow down i stand on the other side of that you don't have as much skin in the game as the baby daddy that been there for a year no you, you don't.
I disagree. I totally disagree.
I know you don't. I totally disagree.
I know. Yes.
Everybody relationships with they I don't want to hear none of that 10 years shit you talking about. If I get there for a year.
Niggas don't care about kids, bro. Stop.
A lot of times a nigga would just go cold turkey. I'm not basing my argument on some deadbeat nigga that is just...
That's not what I'm basing my argument on. You're basing your argument on what? A nigga came for a year and was there and shot it up and wants to be there.
I'm not talking about... Got it.
Okay. That's nasty.
But they're ex still. So he don't want to be there.
They broke up already. No, he's an active father that wants to actively co-parent.
Oh, I'm not talking about you being with her. I thought y'all said I was with her for 10 years.
And now you with her. I'm the ex, but I was with her for 10 years.
No, the baby daddy's the ex too. He ain't there neither.
But he was there for you and had a baby. No, that person has more skin in the game than whatever relationship equity you think you've built over those 10 years as an ex.

You are a bugger. I'm just telling you what I think.

I'm not arguing with y'all. Hey, yo, dawg, let me tell you

something. The shit we did in 10 years, we done

been to the Swiss Alps. We done did this.

We done did that. I put you on that restaurant.

I put you on that position. I told you how

to lick up the shaft. All of that shit.

Dawg, that 10-year shit

carries... I taught you

the tricks, bitch. All of that 10-year shit carries way more weight.
You told me how to lick up the shaft. Nigga, I told you what I like.
Bitch, lick up this motherfucker. Take your time.
Do it slow. Yeah, exactly.
Do it slow. Don't be sucking my dick like you're in a race, bitch.
Slow down on my motherfucking monkey. I don't need that much shaft, boy, personally.
Your shaft might not be that long, bro. No.
I'm letting him cook. I just don't see how that's in response to what I'm saying.
Listen to this. You taught her all of those things.
Cool. Bravo.
Because of me, she's the woman she is to you. That 10 years weighs on her.
Thank you. So she will take that with her and apply it to her future.
When you talk to her, you talking about you and her. War stories have a blast.
All the restaurant we went to, when we talk, we not just talking about me and her. We talking about a third party.
Again, in my argument, both parents want to be active. Got it.
Parents. Co-parents.
That holds way more weight than whatever you taught her in college. Whatever sex y'all had on the beach.
I think y'all are both right. We building a person.
We are building a person. We ain't talking about adults and the impact you had on an adult life.
We building a person from scratch now. That's a lot more weighted than we fucked on the beach that one time while Mint Condition was singing.
Guess where the conversation stopped? Yo, what size he need? Yo, I need to send you this money. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
That's the extent of the conversation. When you got two active co-parents, That's not true.
Let me finish, please. They are talking about the child.
That is a very pessimistic view on what a co-parenting conversation sounds like and where it ends. Him being the veterinarian.
Which I understand because maybe that's all we come from up here. But I don't think that that is the extent of the conversation.
What I'm saying is this. With the two parents, the two active co-parents, their primary concern is the child.
Yes. Fact.
Their primary concern is the child. With that 10-year relationship, when that nigga gets on the phone with that girl, they don't have a specific objective in mind.
That is reminiscing. Mary J.
Blige is coming on in Shorty's head and that nigga's head. Great.
I love that song. Throw it on.
Me too. He knows more about the girl than the guy that did for one year.
He knows more. They can relate on things.
He understands the ups and downs. The guy that's there for one year, you don't know that much about the woman.
I just don't see how that holds more weight than raising somebody from scratch. Because you're raising somebody from scratch.
I don't see that part. You're both trying something new if it's a newborn.
Not me. I recognize what don't.
I think they're close to equal. I recognize what they're saying.
I think it's like this. I don't think so.
If it's their first child I thought they were from new. Especially, a year is too soon.
You don't really know that much. I agree with you.
You don't know that much. So that's starting from scratch together.
You don't know how she... A lot of times...
That's a different emotional connection. I don't want us to be circular.
Okay, got it. If I have the child and I call her and she's with 10 year dude, if I call that phone a hundred times in a row, she's answering the phone.
Okay. Yeah.
Yeah, because you have the child. It's not vice versa.
But it's not about you. It's not vice versa.
It's not about the dude. It's about the child.
This is my point. So the connection would be deeper.
No, the connection with me and my little kids' well-being. And the connection would call for you to think outside of yourself.
When you want to insert self, bring back 10-year dude. Awesome.
Have a blast. I don't feel like I want to.
We're being circular. Yeah, I respect it.
I think we're pretty close. I respect it.
I do put something on y'all. Because 10 years, you're family basically.
I know when you get in the corner and your face goes stiff, something's wrong with you. I know way more.
Yeah, this one year nigga don't know nothing about your moods. Yeah.
How common y'all think that is what y'all saying? Common. 10 years, Joe? Very common.
You could damn near finish your nigga's sentences that you've been with for 10 years. Well, y'all only on one side of the coin.

There's people that 10 years or more and they're just your biggest op now or you know them so well that you don't get along.

That's possible.

Of course.

That still don't mean that the emotional ties and I still know everything about.

You know people you've been with for 10 years plus that you don't speak to at all.

Same.

I don't know.

I don't have that. Yes, you do.
I don't. You do.
But go ahead. Also, there's a lot of emotional wrapped up in op.
You speak to her today? Yeah. She stopped talking to me.
I speak to her. Yes.
I did not know that. Oh, no.
I'm clapping it up for that. I don't carry that.
I'm carry that You carry Don't worry about it She stopped talking to me Okay When I had my baby She stopped talking to me Which speaks volumes And that's to me's point. Wait, that don't prove my point? No.
That proves our point. Tell me later.
All right. Tell me later.
Tell me later. Hey, Big Flip.
Yes, sir.

Light little Duke ass, man.

Shout out to our sister Mel in Atlanta,

doing what she doing.

Here with us in spirit.

True need.

Good to see everybody.

Happy to be here.

So happy to be here.

Salutations.

Ego. I want to thank you, Heavenly Father.

Yes.

For shining your light on you. Shout out to wherever you might be listening from all over the world.
Shout out to the first and last time listeners. Shout out to the subgroups, the hate listeners out there.
He keeps me happy, so very happy and loves me. I don't know how to be in general times out there, shout to the postal workers.
Shout to the truck drivers, the teachers, the entrepreneurs, the non-to-fibers, the other podcasters out there. Eagles! I know it could not happen.
Hey, 40 it up, 40 it up right now. Ooh, it's not your love.
It's took a long time for it to happen I'm not so bad, baby Someone who's real and not more play I'm not so bad, and didn't worry My nights grew on my melodies Until one day it runs You gonna play hard? You gonna play hard this weekend? No. Huh? No.
You such a bitch. Hey! What up, Freeze? You got a baby this weekend? Yes.
Hey. Shout out to all the dads out there.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Shout out to more dudes listening.
Pops, what up? Hey. Big Jersey there Hey! Big jersey, big jersey!

Keep my name, the Lord

Will shine his light on the way

He'll take the light

Always for the ladies, always for the ladies

I've prayed a long time for this to happen

I mean, this is my average happen I did cause I did

He makes me happy

You wasn't there, you wasn't there Albert's

About some choices

Oh, it's Marin Boulevard, circa, circa 99

Right over there by Newport Mall, 19

With the fly button up with Nietzsche in there

That was me with the motherfucking Tommy Hilfiger outfit in 99

With the fake ID that I got from motherfucking West Forth Yeah, well you know what time it is Hey, hey, shout out to my old believe the words are great And you can leave One more real And not on the hat. You can't do that.
You do what he did. That's dope.
Somebody made this for you. He got the real one.
All right, man, let's get right into it I know It's a love, man A lot to get to today I think Hey, hey, wait a minute, hey All right I know I know I know that I need Happy Friday to some of y'all, happy Saturday to most of y'all out there. Welcome to the greatest broadcast in the universe.

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To my right, Queens get the money. Queens Flip is in the building.
Let me get these drops out the way. Enough of that.
Again, our sister Mel is here with us in spirit, I'm sure. To Flip's right, King YY himself.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah, big issues in the building.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Peace, peace, peace, peace. Peace, peace.
It's the intro. Say something, nigga.
The fuck? Stop trying to do that light skin shit. To his right.
Uh-huh. Hub, the freeziest of them all.
Here. Mr.
Ice is in the building. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Here we go again. Let's go freeze.
What's up? Oh, man. Elmira's very own.
Yeah. Elmira's finest.
Parks is in the building. What's pop, Parks? What up? Corey is here.
Trey is here. Manny is here.
Erickson is here.

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I don't know if Ian and Keeb are still here.

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Last but certainly not least, each and every one of you guys is here with us as well, man.

What's up?

How's everybody doing?

How's everybody feeling?

What's going on?

Talk to me.

Talk to me.

Talk to me.

Duke-ass.

Duke-ass. Duke-ass.
Duke- me. Dukes.
Dukes. Dukes.
Dukes. You're chilling, man.
Arsenio Hall, nigga. Act like y'all seen it before.
Let me hear from the dog, pal. Yeah.
What up? What up, Flint? Chilling. Chilling.
Great week. Get ready for the weekend.
That's all. You know, just making it happen.
All right. Plans this weekend? Yeah, I got some plans.
Work. Just getting to the work.
Getting to it, nigga. I'm ready to crack your muffins soon.
That's right. I don't want no smoke.
I want the best for my brothers, man. You do? Positivity highlighter.
Let's go. Positivity highlighter.
Do you want to get some blowback from that post? Huh? How was your weeks? Just me. Ah.
Just me. Yeah.
I've been getting fucking negativity, highlighter, fucking 50 been posting me for seven days in a row. Fucking what else happened this week? Something else happened this week.
It's just been a week. Yeah.
It's been a week. I was at the hospital.
Earth funeral. Wednesday, a dude saw me and was like, yo, Ice.
Looked up, he's like, yo, 50 on your man ass. Yo, 50 on your man ass.
I'm like, no, the niggas thought that was you. That's the problem with the internet.
They thought that was real. I'm like, yo, that's not Joe, bro.
That right there is the problem with the internet. What? Like, my day was fine.
All right, I was, yeah. I was like, nigga, whatever happened to you, you don't get it.
It didn't change anything.

Actually,

quite the contrary,

man.

Like,

I ain't one of the rapper niggas,

he do that shit,

I make money,

I get paid.

Yeah?

Huh?

Shout him out there.

Anytime anyone,

yeah,

cook,

nigga,

anytime one of them niggas with fucking 30 million,

50 million followers

post me,

good or bad,

I get paid.

If I have a problem

with it,

we getting lawyers involved. Like, what do you want me to good or bad, I get paid.
If I have a problem with it, we getting lawyers involved.

I'm like, what do you want me to do?

Because that's illegal.

Illegal?

Yeah, you can't take all these AI pics

and just start.

That's what you already

is going to court for.

You can't do that.

But I don't have a problem with it,

and I think that's corny.

And that's 50.

I got all the respect in the world for him.

But if I get tired of it

and it stops paying,

then yeah, it's Lord time.

Yeah, then it's this shit.

Negativity highlighter. Queens get the money.

Queens has on, I mean, Queens flip has

on his shirt. Let's just call him Queens from now on.

Negativity highlighter. Yes, yes, yes.

His little terminology, his phrase took off.

Yes, yes. Thank you.

He merged that shit up quick.

That was kind of quick, bro.

Yeah.

That nigga went to see our mad boy in the Coliseum.

I went right to the college down to you.

Hey, yo, put this up real quick for me.

I like that shit, bro.

You ain't about to be the only one getting paid off that.

I appreciate that.

I mean, you know, listen, I'm wanting to do whatever I have to do to make the phrase go worldwide.

That's it.

You know what I'm saying?

And, you know, my brother is my brother, you know.

Settled on a JBP. You giving him a piece? Of course I am not.
Of course not. You know, he was just laughing at my Patreon.
See, he's be tricking me into shit. My ego is so fragile.
Yo, I saw your Patreon in the last video you put up. Interviewing a nigga had no comments.
I almost put a comment. So then I took my shit out.
I said, you want to see how much pledges I got? But then I stopped. Ian's like, yo, don't do that, don't do that.
And I stopped. I said, my ego, man.
I was ready to show him. Don't play with me, nigga.
What's pledges? Spank him? Pledges is the pledges. People that pledges.
How many subscribers? How many subscribers I have. Yeah.
How many you got? I can't say that now. It's too late.
He almost got me. me But I mean Great week Preparing for the weekend Just working Negativity highlight I appreciate you Salute Least I could do I appreciate you Least I could do People that love you though The ones that love you And they call about it Like What's going on manbing, the niggas.
What's going on, man? It's all love, man. Because it took off.
No, for real. It took off.
We were discussing it before you put it out. Like, you know me, and it just...
You got your PC? Nah. I don't want a PC for my man.
He did the right thing. He's saying that, so you'll ask him for no PC on his shirt.
Word. I don't PC I ain't want no PC You do your thing I do my thing Swap When I ever ask for PC You don't You don't Positivity highlighter You encourage niggas To go get it Positivity I don't never hear that I don't never hear Positivity highlighter But it's cool I can't say it Go ahead You got it You got me You got me You got me Stop Don't do that it's cool.
I can't say it. It sounds like it.
Go ahead. You know.
You got it. You got me.
You got me. Don't do that.
Stop. Stop.
Don't do that. It's cool.
Sometimes you get got sometimes, man. Sometimes you get got.
Yeah, it's okay. What y'all did this week, man? Y'all good? Work.
Work. Froze to death.
Yo, nigga. Nigga.
That's about it. That heat don't work? I was working in a banded house with no heat, nigga.
Oof., you working, nigga, being this up, you working, you still on the field. You still in the field? In the abandoned joints? You got some shit you doing.
You still got boots on the ground? I certainly do. You like the Red Cross, nigga.
What are you doing, man? It was 13 degrees when I came to my house yesterday. Really? Yes, nigga.
Why you ain't call out? You can't call out a house building? Who I'm going to call out to? You. You.
Yeah. Nah.
My boss don't play that. Who your boss? Me, nigga.
So the workers are still scared to come outside? What? The workers are still scared to come outside because of what Trump got going on.

That don't have nothing to do with my workers.

Ooh. You got the legit ones with the green card.

Yo, why you think everybody got, uh, yo, you

an idiot, bro. Nah, I worked

all week. That was cool.

Yeah, just took care of, you know,

family shit and setting,

I had a couple meetings and I'm trying to set something up.

Okay.

Can't speak on it yet, but that it yet. Let's go, Freeze.
Try and get something shaking. Yay.
Big Freeze. There you go.
Back on Twitch. No, no, no.
Y'all can have all that. Salute.
That ain't for me. Back on Twitch.
Why you such a fucking kid? I love this nigga. Nah, man.
Back on Twitch. Back on Cameo, doing your thing.
Oh, still over there. I'm always over there.
You know what I mean? Always over there. Only mans.
Shit. Only mans.
Nigga ate up that only mans. All right, Big Freeze.
That's Freeze Foot. Yo.
The's foot is crazy. I know that foot.
I know that foot. You've been the highlight of my week.
That might not be a bad idea, yo. You just that nigga, Freeze.
You're really a sick nigga. You're only men's? You are a sicko.
Damn. It's not a bad idea.
That ain't a bad idea. I got some money for that Wait Look at you What the point I got some money bro Wait wait wait He got some money to invest To start the idea Oh Dodo Look at that up Them chicks What Yo Y'all are disrespectful Yo Big Bertha and them Spent a bag on Only Man's.
What's up, man? Hey, Erickson. Wait, ew.
Yo, bro. Yo.
Y'all joking. Think you too small? Sell your meat, bro.
Go ahead. Not my meat.
No, my meat. Sell your feet.
Do whatever you want to do. Yo, y'all niggas.
But what if it takes off? Y'all niggas. I'll give them a fight.
Can't Only fans sue you if it take off? If only mans take off, can't they do something? I'm not a lawyer. That's what lawyers is for.
But that ain't no bad idea. Call S.
Hey, S. I got this idea.
Make this shirt for me. All those dudes meet.
Meet and feet. somebody take the idea and run with it, and then somebody go buy it for $2.
I think dudes are already on OnlyFans. Yeah, and I think you can't do that, though.
OnlyFans. They probably are.
I don't know. I've never been on OnlyFans, but.
Nah. You got to start OnlyFans.
Go give NLE Chopper a bag to take off. Oh my lord.

I'm done with y'all.

Can we,

that boy him out the door.

That money

brought him out the door.

Can we be mature,

please,

for a second?

The dirty boxers.

Oh,

come on.

All right.

Yeah.

Yes.

What's the ticket?

How much I get them?

You fucking ain't right.

How much you selling them for?

My boxers?

You gonna sell them for me?

Whatever he didn't negotiate?

You guys,

y'all are disgusting.

Socks too.

I don't know. what's the ticket how much I get them you fucking ain't right how much you selling them for my boxers you gonna sell them for whatever you negotiate you guys y'all are disgusting it's socks too it's over it's over oh my god let's see we playing how was your week Parks it was good my wife's on a girl's trip I've had fucking plenty of time to do whatever I want to do which is nice which is mostly just catching up on work that's mostly what it was catching up on work no I on work.
No, I'm dead ass. I know, I know.
That should be hard. This is the most work in this group, boy.
Yo, you was catching up on old work. You get away with a lot of shit.
You get away with a lot of shit, yo. A lot of trust in your house.
For sure. I love that.
Both ways. But I hate on that.
I don't like that. Why? You want to let your wife go to the girls' street? You serious? Nah, yeah, I'm serious.
She can go, but I'm just saying, I'm not like that, nigga. I'm not that calm.
Oh, hey. You're going to have a problem with it if she goes? I'm going to be lit she go on a girl's trip.
I think they said her to trip. JR, you go there.
That way, Princess and Nico go somewhere else. Where you going to go? My shit going to be like the tunnel, nigga, in that house.
Hey, yo, Joe, let me get Martha the number, please.

Come clean this shit.

Oh, man.

My wife,

she notices everything, son.

You move something,

she notice.

Shout out to her.

I love her, but yeah.

So she can't do the same shit? You spoke to her?

My wife?

Yeah, I spoke to her.

What you mean?

I live with her.

It doesn't mean

you got to speak to her.

This is why you get me in trouble.

I live with my wife, nigga.

You can live with someone

and not speak to her. How you know? Because I've not spoke to my wife for a day or two.
Oh, here we go. Yeah, stop being too cool on Pogba.
Here we go. Yeah.
Yo, this guy's a fool, yo. Out of country, girl shit? Let me tell you what I noticed.
Wait, what country? Peru. Stop letting Sade leave on the day of the park.
Yeah, you ain't got nothing to worry about. Right? Maybe.
Anyway, can you ask, let me talk? Stop letting Sade leave on the day of the park. Every time she leave, nigga, you just like, oh, baby.
Like, nigga, get it together. She'll be back, nigga.
She'll be back. Get it together, bro.
Smile, bro. I've been smiling.
Nah, smile for real. I'm in a great mood.
Boy, every time she leave the day of, nigga, let her leave Monday. I give you shit all your shit.
Monday. Leave Sunday.
You let her leave the day of the bar. Come on.
You be early too. She got the early flusite.
You at the studio at night. She got to go.
She got athlete kids. They got events.
Over the weekend. I've been trying to get them kids to drop out all that shit for years.
These motherfuckers love some volleyball. You ever try to give the wrong message? Yeah, you can't say that.
Yo, hey, urge them out of there. Bitch, you're taking up too much of mama time.
I got scholarship money. I'm with you.
Hey, I'm going to pay

for the school, man.

This volleyball shit

is every week.

Listen, I'm with him.

God damn, other games?

You raising your kids

too good now.

You raising some real

I didn't play volleyball

until I was 27.

Right.

They sent some shit home

talking about basketball.

Basketball team, do they want to sign up? The boy's like, like Yeah we want to do it I'm looking at No no no Fuck that Yeah Practice Games Who doing this shit No Y'all don't like basketball like that And you can't even show them Oh shit Control or delete Oh damn Nah these kids They can call awkward Fuck you up Back in my day It was just The after school program That's a fact They didn't necessarily Say that it was For bad kids And they didn't Never say that It's just so your mom could run the streets for four extra hours. They just sat us there and gave us fucking bullshit food and a never ending story.
Every day. Oh, and Charlotte's Web.
All them bullshits I seen was in the after school program. My mom had an extra I did I did till 830.
Oh, shit. I was in my shit too late, too.
Play-doh, motherfucking. I was in my shit too late.
We know. What's the other shit? Mr.
Potato Head. What do you mean we know? Nothing, bro.
There's no slow after school program, nigga. Shit.
Well, slow down. Stop it.
Stop it. Stop it.
Stop it. That's rude.
Nah, he's kind of right. Because them niggas wouldn't even be in school.
They'd be on a field trip in the woods. That bus don't even come back till 6'7".
Mommy punkin' seeds. Oh, shit.
Yo. Oh, shit.
He said Flip was playing with blocks in high school. Not me, nigga.
I'm going to call him in a Christian school. I'm going to do good shit.
Oh, man. They sent me dinner for real, nigga.
Cook. Yeah, what? Congratulations.
Why y'all think none of the kids can read no more? Video games. Exactly.
Yo, video games. Tablets.

Yeah.

YouTube.

You're making my kid read anything, nigga.

Read that biohazard shit.

Read the terms and conditions of this app.

Ammonium sulfate.

Read this contract.

Come on.

Purp-a-tu.

Come on.

Purp-a-tu.

Come on. Say how do that? Early capitalism.
Purp-a-tu. Come on, purp.
Purp-a-tu. Come on, I got it.
Say, I do that. Early capitalism.
Purp-a-tu. Oh, shit.
Early. Early, son.
Let me show you how to rob him. Early, yo.
This guy's like... What's up with legs? Y'all feel so nice and loose.
Look at y'all talking. What's up with legs? How you doing? Yo, stop, yo.
Fish back? Oh Look at my face. Ish back? Oh, shit.
Yo, you still. The old Ish.
I wonder why. Yeah, it's like Ish from the 500s.
Yeah, nigga. I wonder why Ish? This is the right.
It was a weight lifting up your shoulder, huh? What was? I'm just saying, just your energy is beautiful. Not even close.
When you start wearing them matching socks, the socks with the energy beautiful today.

Holy shit.

All right, now, can we be mature, please?

No.

Why?

Because in two seconds,

Sparks are going to say, price breaks.

It's like, all right.

We got a little bit.

How's Lex doing?

Lex is great.

Good.

Lex is fucking awesome.

Is he still giving trouble, the sevens?

Oh, yeah.

No, that still exists.

It gets worse? No, it's not the greatest rights. Oh, yeah.
No, that still exists. It gets worse?

It's not the greatest right now.

It's not the greatest right now.

But me and Sin got it.

Me and Sin got it.

Got you.

What do they call that?

Consistency between households.

Yes.

Hey, hey, come on.

Yes.

Come on, let's go.

Hey, back to the co-parents win.

Hey, we got to talk about more than a kid. What the fuck is going on over there? Hey, I don't know what y'all was talking about earlier.
I get to call and talk about way more than a kid. Hey, this is the third week Buddy done came out of this school without a hat at 13 degrees.
So do I got a step to you or do I got to have a word with this fucking gym teacher? Come on, let's talk about it. I'm such a rat.
Be snitching? If it's 13 degrees and my son keeps coming out of school without a hat on, then tell me who do I need to speak to. There's a problem.
But that's good because a lot of fathers, not a lot. I mean, some fathers don't pay attention to that.
Yeah. So that's good that you're on it like that.
Some fathers don't pay attention to that. They're sending a kid to the mother back with no jacket on or the jacket zipped up with no shirt.
I've seen, you know, a lot of stories. Jackets zipped up with no shirt? Like you have a T-shirt on.
Yeah. Not properly dressed.
Thank you. Thank you.
I know exactly what you're talking about. Thank you.
Thank you, Ice. These niggas act like they grew up in San Diego somewhere.
A nigga with chefs and shit and butlers. Some niggas fuck up, Ish.
I didn't say a word, bro. Yeah, we know.

I don't want no sweat. Hey, get the jacket out of Bloomingdale's.

Oh, you can't do that.

No, you can't.

You can't do that, Joe.

You be telling niggas.

Go to Zara when they've stocked up.

Don't go in there when the two coats left.

And they ain't got their size.

Three sizes too small.

Go where they got coats and options. Take your ass to Delancey.
I keep asking y'all to be mature. What's up? Y'all, I'm ignoring you.
I don't want to smoke, bro. Come on, where do y'all want to start? We scared of.
Oh, shit. Speaking of that, again, rest in peace, Irv.
Irv funeral was earlier in the week. And in thinking of Irv and more specifically Clark Kent, rest in peace Clark Kent, I came across an interview that said where Clark Kent was like, yo, I wasn't going to the doctor on some Brooklyn shit, but if I could change something, I would have went so that I could have seen whatever was there and kind of known how to move.
I went and took the two scans and the full body MRI that Michael Paul's been on me about. I finally went up there.
I canceled that shit every week or month. I went up there and did it.
Good. I mean, yeah.
It is. But.
That is a different experience as an adult than it was at 21, 23, 27 when you had your whole life in front of you. Like when you could depend on your body to be its own hospital and just kind of look good at 28.
Getting in that shit at 44, it was a little different. How long you was in it? Like 80 minutes.
It's a long time. 80 minutes.
It wasn't an open MRI, was it? You had to go in the little shit, the tube? I had to go in the tube thing.

Did they give you the shot? And it was

a bigger tube, but I still had

to go in the tube thing, do all

this breathing shit.

Can't move. Well, first of all, as soon as I

sit down

to do whatever they're doing,

my heart rate, my heart

rate is going because I'm nervous. I don't even want to be

here.

So he's like, oh, your heart rate can't put you through. He said, all right, let's see if it slows down.
Gave me a little something. Shit was still kind of going.
You claustrophobic? I was like, so already we've identified an issue. He said, look, it's slowing down.

Slow down.

Send me a little MRI thing.

She said, all right, we got some headphones for you.

What you want to listen to?

I said, Chris Brown.

You know what I mean?

Something that the songs could just go.

Man, I got in that thing with them headphones on.

One Chris Brown song played in the next 30 minutes was ads.

The free Spotify tier for you?

The next 30 minutes thing was ads. The free YouTube music.
I might hear four Chris Brown songs, and the rest was ads. The free Spotify tier for you with the free YouTube music.

I might have heard four Chris Brown songs

and the rest just ads.

And then she told me,

yeah, you're going to go to sleep.

I went in there,

could not fall asleep.

That thing was the loudest

MRI machine I've ever heard.

It was loud.

It was the loudest MRI.

I forgot.

I ain't been to an MRI thing

in 20 years.

It's loud as hell.

Then she gave me

the little thingamajiggy, the little squeeze ball. Hey, if you want to get out of this thing, just squeeze the ball.
As soon as she put me through, squeeze it. Bam! Bam! Get me out of this shit.
My nose is itching. Let me scratch.
As soon as you get in that thing, anything itching. Now I got to pee again.
Now I got to fart. I'm holding my shit.
My nose is itching. My my mouth is itching i got crust in my eyes i got my thumbs i'm laying on my thumbs so they went to sleep in about 20 minutes because you got to keep your hands to your side and then the ball broke oh you squeeze the shit out that ball then the ball broke so i didn't realize that till i was already claustrophobic and ready to get out of there.
So I pressed the thing. Bang.
And then I got a lady that's giving me inaccurate times because I pressed it when it worked. Bang.
Yo, Doc, how much longer in this thing? Just 20 minutes. Oh, yeah.
They try to pass five. She can't say 67 minutes.
Yeah. We almost there.
They ain't even start.'t even start Or You know jail niggas be like I'll be home in a minute I'm home in two months Nah I had a mad experience So I hit it at Dan Bam Get me out of here Really Hey Open this thing now And get me out of here J-buddy it's almost done You're gonna ruin everything You'll have to come back And start over and over again Mr. Button Doc Open this machine And take me the fuck out Wait so you didn't finish? She pulled it out She pulled me out Gave me a little pep talk I stretched a little bit It's alright Send him back in And I finished have to start again? Oh, no.
Oh, it's not bad. 80 minutes is a long time.
That's a long time, yeah. That is a long time.
I've never been in one for that long. Nah.
The only times I've been in, I fell asleep. Every time I've gone in it, I've fallen asleep.
Next time, they're going to have to give me something to fall asleep. Yeah.
I fell asleep. They're going to have to give me one.
At least like a Xan or something. And it's a normal breathing pattern when you sleep, probably more, because when you're anxious, you know what I'm saying? And you're not going to move.
By the time I was in there 40 minutes and realized that they had some Hannibal Lecter thing over my head, I was like, all right, get me out of here. So you're not supposed to know that that's on there.
Yeah. What? They have some type of metal something over your head.
Really? After they give you the blindfold.

All right.

So you can sleep.

Oh.

And then once you see that or feel it or know that that's there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, it's over there.

Ooh, Jesus.

Mary and Joseph.

Please, I encourage men out there, 40 and up.

Health is wealth.

Health is wealth.

Absolutely.

Go get it done.

Yes, it's annoying, but fuck it.

You want to be here.

Don't drink no coffee before you go in.

Thank you. health is wealth health is wealth go get it done yes it's annoying but fuck it you wanna be here don't drink no coffee

before you go in

cause I should have you antsy

you would have me antsy

I would wanna go in there

and some tired shit

I thought you meant

cause you had the shit

that too

my little heart be working away

shit I ain't wanna have sex

for the rest of the day

you scared the shit out of me

my heart is

god you

it's you

Thank you. It's you, nigga.
I stretch you out? Yes. Stop, stop.
I don't. Negative, y'all.
Say it. Say it, say it.
I do say it, say it. What? What y'all want to talk about? We got no music.
We did. Got a little secret J.
Cole song.

Yeah, he dropped it on his blog.

It's something they said he just wanted to throw out there.

Something he worked on called Clouds.

Uh-huh.

Sent it to everybody in case y'all didn't have the blog.

I do have the blog.

But I didn't get it from there. I got it from you.

The record is dope,'t live the record is dope

All right

Brand new cold what is this record called? Clouds. Clouds.
You said you liked it, Barks? I like it. I like it.
You like it? I like it a lot. Hey.
I'm gonna pause this, cause I don't wanna let the old just four minutes play. And I thought he really went crazy on that next verse.
Second verse. The next verse he.
The next verse he went, absolutely bonkers. Got in a little Andre flow bag.
Yeah, yeah. He left her on the second verse.
I like it. I thought it was cool.
Yeah, I like it too. I like it a lot.
I like it a lot. I don't like, I'm still tired of like the secret blog drop or Instagram drop or whatever.
I want to, maybe that's just like the record collector in me. I want to own the shit.
Like, for real, not like a dub. Which is what I equate the MP3 to.
I like the blog era coming back. I like it.
I like blog era coming back. I wish blog era would come back in terms of people aggregating a bunch of dope music.
But just artists releasing some shit where you gotta dig for it and find it, I don't love. Well, I actually like it.
Sometimes Two Dope Boys had an exclusive that you could only get on Two Dope Boys. Same with Dat Piff.
Same with You Heard Dat New. There's another one.
There's another big one. Not right.
Not right. Duh.
Not right. Yeah, sometimes it was joints you could only get from there is all I'm saying.
So that feeling of blog era, I like that. Even when the SoundCloud wave took off and you could only get things there.
I kind of like that mixtape exclusivity thing still sometimes depending on who's doing it. I like it just because it feels like when an artist does it this way, they're taking the pressure off of now.
I don't care how it performs. I'm not selling.
I'm giving it directly to those who subscribe to me. This is just for my people.
It's just, hey, here we go. It's something for y'all.
It's another way and there's certain artists that are very big on direct interactions with their fans. Cole being one of them.
So I appreciate it from him. I like when I guess let me clarify or go deeper.
I'm conflicted because the fan of me, the J. Cole fan of me, or if any of my favorite artists release shit that way, I'm just excited to get new music.
But the collector in me, I want a thing, whether it's a real high-res MP3 with a cover. I want that.
I don't want just some MP3. It's like getting a Maxwell tape, Maxell tape for the song.
That was fun, but I also want the cover. I want to jump in in this mix.
Please. This sounds like a fun one.
It's a little nerd. This is fun.
Yeah. Because I'm a music collector as well, so I understand what you're saying.
Yeah. My only retort would be for the artists to ever get the power back in their hands it's gonna be the fans and the music collectors that have to suffer I don't I don't agree with that at all I think you can still release music on your blog in a way that is like purchase a link purchasable and or whatever downloadable in a more tangible format than just MP3 with the blank Apple fucking default logo shit.
Don't that go against the label or something? Hold up. Purchasable from where? The website.
Where would that link send you to? Website. To his own website.
Fuck yeah. I would encourage artists to do that.
You could do that? Yeah, fuck yeah. Why can't you? I thought the label would have that with his...
With the show. With the show.
With the podcast. With the podcast.
Yeah. Similar.
So what I'm saying is he's already shown, and I think there are a lot of people that believe that the future of the music business will be D to C. Yeah.
Yes. I agree.
Not even just music. Well, that's what I'm saying.
And if you agree with that part, then you kind of got to champion

when this happens.

I agree with that.

Agreed.

I just think it could be done better

in that give me an album cover.

Give me a link.

I want to download.

I want the high-res shit.

I don't want no fucking shitty MP3.

I want some good sounding shit.

Well, the point was,

because even with certain blogs,

the blog era we talked about, certain shit was just streamed up there through an embedded player. I know.
It wasn't meant for download. Okay.
So, like, he didn't have this for download. That was going to be my response to everybody.
That just tells me this wasn't meant for that. Yeah, because if he wants something that you can download, I'm pretty sure he's going to give you a cover.
And a lot of the nerds, we put our own covers.

So that ain't even nothing to, I already got a cover on this.

Yeah.

So I ain't crying off of that.

So they could do that for sale and the label don't have no say.

I don't know.

I don't know what his contract situation is.

I imagine because he has his own label that he could.

He may be able to do that.

We're not talking about across the board.

Yeah.

Okay.

Whatever his situation is, clearly he has the power to do that.

Yeah.

I'm not saying this has to be on Spotify and Apple. I would just like to get a good version with a cover and have it present.
It's like presenting. It shows value.
You value the piece of art that you created when you present it in a beautiful way, as opposed to just, like I said, the corny default fucking black screen shit. But this ain't that, though.
He even goes off to say, like, hey, this is something I just worked on. This ain't the art that I'm giving you on.
He got some bullshit. I don't care about that.
My response to that, though, is who's to say he ain't? He may. He may down the line.
We don't know. You might just be early with that.
He might be right. So this could be the early, hey, you cannot download this.
He might double back with full-length vinyls, the new artwork. He might go do some arts and shit.
It's Cole. I would love to see Cole or anybody of this magnitude be like, no, you have to go to my website and buy this or you have to buy a record or you have to buy a CD or a tape or whatever the fuck format you want to give it to us in.
That's fine. I would love to see that.
That's what Kanye's been doing. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, for sure. In my opinion, the music that we've gotten from Kanye in this era has not been...
This is a good J. Cole song.
The Kanye songs that we've gotten as he's been independent are not this in comparison to the rest of his catalog. This is on par with anything J.
Cole has ever done, in my opinion. The Kanye stuff that he's doing completely independent, in my opinion, is not graduation or anything else.
Got it. Cole made out really good out of that whole Big Three shit.
He did. I know he got his back kicked in a bunch.
I maybe haven't even said this before, but with every release, and I just hear his tone and how he goes about things, it's clear that not only did he not want to end up being the Drake in that battle, like the person who caught the worst end of the stick, I don't think he wanted to end up being the Kendrick in that battle either, which is the winner and having to run all around and having this be demanded of you. I don't...
I think he landed in the perfect spot. Bro, peace.
He chose peace. And he told us that and he does hip-hop, so we didn't care.
Yeah, my peace of mind is more than all I should. I don't want the anxiety that comes along with the interviews.
I want to do a Super Bowl. Yeah, bro.
That's a lot. Kendrick has a lot of pressure on him, or has, at least in the last six months.
I'm not mad at Cole. Some niggas just happy with being content with where they are, bro.
Right. Life last Six months I'm not mad at Cole Some niggas just happy

With being content

With where they are bro

Right

Life is good

I'm straight

Must be easy too

When you're as successful

As Cole's been

I don't need none of that shit

Yeah fuck all that

Play that second verse

I wanna hear

Some of this second verse

Yeah

And then we can get out of here.

The funny shit, I can see this going off in his show.

Yeah, for sure. Oh, for sure.

Yeah, now he's... You look crazy crazy That nigga crack your head Trey Watch your mouth to my son That nigga crack Trey's head Watch your mouth You hear that nigga going? My daughter is not here You gotta crack your daughter In the booth nigga No she No, she won't.
Your daughter can't rap, nigga. God, come on.

What the fuck?

Can't help it. I like that record.
It's dope. I love this shit.
This shit is beautiful. Yes.
Yeah, let's get that. Yeah.
I'm that bass in your trunk, the bullet that missed Trump, the gun to jam, cause it seemed God had other plans, the son of man extending his hand, the son of Sam and forgiveness for all of the homicides we witnessed, the over-dramatized, the traumatized sickness, thrown in the pan and caramelized for richness, and served on a plate with sirloin steak to billionaires who don't care, the world's gonna break, long as they make money off, the pain brings profit, one man gains it, as soon as the next man lost it, there's a bridge, you can walk to his God. But there are real scars.
Goodness gracious.

Because greed is a poisonous seed.

Indeed, as it spreads like weeds through the mines, apple trees, I proceed with caution.

And I'm not flossing.

Unlike some, I'm not defined by my fortune.

I'm defined by rhymes.

Though I'm in my prime.

There was times that I was down because I thought I lost it.

But no, lo and behold, as my poetry grows, I give all glory to God as the story unfolds. And the great hairs that grow on my head will show and time to dang this nigga off Get this nigga out of here Get this nigga out of here, man Oh, gosh, that was the cold That shit's amazing Hey, yo, we, as a people We're so, like, we're so fickle Wait, hold up for a minute Who lucky? Go ahead, yo, put your ego back in your pocket, yo I just didn't know who he was talking to.
Are you? Lucky how? Well, I am. My God is good.
You're lucky you retired, he's saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're lucky you're not out right now while that man is out right now rapping like that. He's saying.
You don't even get none of these niggas without a Joe button. You know who the fuck you talking to? You know who you talking to? I mean, he did big you up several times during his podcast show.
Fix your fucking mouth. You sit next to a fucking legend every week.
Melissa. Oh, shit.
That was... What you were saying, my brother? Don't touch me.
I was saying that... I was happy that, you know, we're able to clean it up and give him his credit because he did get his back kicked in.
He did. He still get it.
I mean, he was making fun of him, but he's able to stay poised, stay to himself. True to himself, too.
I don't care about that shit in the world. And then he was able to just put out quality music.
Like, this is quality. Time heals all.
Time heals all. You so phony.
Are you phony? I say it every week on this bar. You so phony I say it every week On this pod I'm phony You so phony Listen Do you Should I give him a chore Joe Or are we doing shit In the spirit of hip hop The MC in me And in the spirit of hip hop I didn't want to hear that shit The man in me Absolutely loves it Got you Absolutely loves it Got it And I think he's happy with the choice he made.

Yeah.

By far, too.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Nigga, girl came out and was getting that joke.

Oh, yo.

Nigga, J. Cole played for the fucking Shanghai Sharks.

What the fuck?

Nigerian.

Nigerian.

Lisbon.

Lisbon Lions.

Y'all know who J. Cole is, man.

That nigga was hitting the corner baseline three for the Lisbon Lions. Big him up, my nigga.
I always pick J. Cole up.
Of course, yeah. Well, I think I do.
If I had to opt to have a problem with a rapper, it wouldn't be J. Cole.
Yeah, no. Nah.
I thought you backed out from no one. That's not the name that you would want to pick out of the hat.
I mean, I'd do it, but. That's a headache.
Yeah, it's a long day. It ruins your day.
It ruins your day, not his. Yeah, yeah.
That's so funny. Got you.
I would love to see y'all be a rapper just for a day. I said that the other day.
I would love to be a rapper. Like a troublemaking rapper.
Just once. Just so I could just see.
I wish I could rap. Just so I could see how y'all would go about it.

Ransom gonna tell me, yo, just rap.

No, nigga, no, that's the problem.

Too many people are just rapping.

Yeah, word.

Nah, I'm cool, V.

Because I would want to see y'all in the event that a superior MC just was going crazy at the mouth about one of y'all.

Yeah.

Like, what do you do?

What do you think y'all would do?

I would have to rap.

Gotta rap.

You gotta rap.

Superior MC or not,

nigga.

And it's gonna push your pen.

I'm calling for some backup.

Okay.

No, I'm calling the hoes

to get some dirt on that nigga.

Oh, damn.

You go to Drake rap?

Oh, man.

Yo, you need the dirt.

You need the dirt.

You don't need the dirt.

You crazy.

You just keep it rap.

He is fucking Jake.

Yo.

Jake.

Jake, yo.

Jake, nigga.

This is crazy.

Jake, yo.

You should be like, yo, what's up, girl?

Oh, man.

How you doing?

I know that nigga ain't treating you right.

Come home like, yeah.

Y'all niggas is nasty.

Ever, ever.

What other music came out St. John Drop don't look at me with your shades come on St.
John Drop yes he did St. John Drop I listened to it St.
John Drop I checked it out that's my man I checked it out too big fan big fan I a little disappointed. It felt like there was an intentional attempt at appealing to audiences that are outside of his shit.
It was like a little more rappy, a little bit more trappy. My favorite thing about St.
John historically has been genre ambiguity. It could be rock.
It could be R&B. It could be hip-hop.
It's kind of all of them. This one, there's Shout to Take Keith and what's my other man that does a lot of future shit? Pardon me for forgetting, but it's more rap shit, which I don't love from him.
I like the ambiguity. Eclectic one song.
Is this Sting or is this Travis Scott? I don't know. This one, there's like some weekend sounding shit.
There's some Travis sounding shit. Not for me.
See, and for me. Still good music, by the way.
He's always done that. Like this album, I can hear how he maybe leaned into it more.
But that sound to me is not a foreign sound. Like it's a St.
John sound still. Probably his biggest song.
What was that? The big one, the trap one. I think that Future did the remix a few years ago.
That might've been his biggest song. I'll find it actually.
So we could sound like we're researching. Hold up.
I ain't hear the album. I'm not familiar.
I ain't hear the album Yes you are Yes you are The park shit is Like he's It's still good music I don't want to Here we go I would argue that this is his biggest song Remix off the corner With the money I got a verse I cut that shit up quick St. John put a head So he'd be a millionaire Rose I walked in the corner With Hendrix.
So that sound, I think I know from him, right? And I'm not even doing this justice right now. Playing on the littles.
Yeah, I know. I know, that's horrible.
All right, there we go. I never heard that song before.
There we go, there we go. Remake after corner with the red name.
There we go, hold on. Let's get him a little bit of justice.
Let's do him a little justice up in here. Tony be a millionaire.
I don't wanna get the corner with the body's in the door. Never sold it back but looking like Bobby O'Manifu.
This gon' make him feel no better. I told him you were naughty.
I don't know where I didn't know I won't get a corner with the money on my friend She might get it poppin' on my wife and fall again I don't know where I didn't know where I was wrong But I need to turn up any kind of when I turn it. You know how I get too late when I turn it on.
Oh, shit. Can't do my behavior when I turn it on.
And this is the second track off of St. John's new album, Body On Me.
I think the feel is kind of... Oops, I got you.
There you Oops, I got you

There you go, I got you

Ready?

I'm empty inside some noise I don't know who to tell

I might wanna cry sometimes

But who feels sorry, come and help

I don't wanna tell Yeah, I think he's still on his Black Post Malone shit. I do.
And I think that if you're used to the St. John sound, then he leaned into that a little bit and you might not be so mad at this project.
There's some shit on here I like, though. I like the intro.

I like Fuck Being Sad.

There's a couple of joints I like.

I just like when he's in his more eclectic bag, I guess.

Let me put it that way.

And it's not bad music.

Let me be clear.

I understand what you're saying.

He's talented.

But a five-year absence, I expect some, you know what I mean?

Oh, you were digging in.

I know what you're saying, because this is the St. John I like right here.
This is off his last project. This is high school reunion.
This is my shit right here. There's nothing like this on there for me.
That's what I'm saying. Yeah.
This is missing. Genrere ambiguous as fuck This could easily be Don Henley or fucking I don't know who else Like like that on the new project But I'm not mad at it I'm not mad at.
That's hard. I like that.
That's hard. Yeah, that shit all right there.
Yeah, I don't think there's anything like that on a new project, but I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at it.
That's old. St.
John. Yeah, that's old.
I'm a fan. That's old.
That was our high school reunion by St. John.
It's old. You would like St.
John if you never dug in. Never.
Yeah. Okay.
You would like him a lot. Nao dropped as well.
Naio dropped as well. I'm not happy.

Tell me about it.

Naio was there.

Oh, Naio is dope.

Hold on.

Let me give y'all old Naio.

Y'all know Naio.

I'm sure you probably played it.

The name sounds familiar too, but.

No, this is not what I'm looking for by Naio.

Where's my song?

Oh, no, they might know this song too. After the hook, I'm back to y'all.
But Nail Drop, I think our new album is called Jupiter in your phones right now. The R&B has no nail.
The R&B has no nail. Nail Drop, her new album is called Jupiter.
This is a follow-up to, I want to say, Saturn. Yeah, this is a follow-up to Saturn.
And there's some shit on there. Again, this is Friday.
I haven't delved deep into these projects, but Nail did have some good shit on there. Shout out to her friend of the show.
And we talked about Joey Badass' personal life at the beginning, so I should mention that he dropped like an EP kind of thing with the records that came out and then one new record. Oh, did he? Yeah, it was dope.
Shout out to Joey Badass. We already played the records from before, so.
I don't know if I'm just letting some niggas sing about my girl while I'm with her. I'm gonna DM him or something.
No, you not. I'm probably not gonna do that..
No, you not. I'm not going to do that.
No, you not. Relax, though.
No. How many songs you going to...
Come on, man. They're good.
Don't make it direct. Don't make it direct.
Yeah, he ain't say his name. Yeah, don't say...
Don't call her her nickname, nigga. That's too direct.
We know who you're talking about. That's direct enough.
Shut up. Sit over there and be sick.
You definitely wouldn't do that. Don't call her nickname me.
I wouldn't do that. Sit over there and be sick.
I want you sick. Fuck that.
I don't care. I don't want you sick.
No, I'm not going to see her and get mad. Don't try to garnish sympathy for my bitch, nigga.
You crazy? Man, fuck that. We was over, nigga.
You lost. You lost.
Exactly. You lost.
Gotta change my answer. What if a nigga was just putting an Instagram post up of your girl all day? Nigga, we going to...
Great city, nigga. We going to stop that nigga.
Hold up. What if her ex was just Instagram posting every single day on some...
Lemon Top, nigga. Yo, I miss you so much.
Yeah, calling her nickname. Dick in the dirt season.
Yo, Lemon Top, I miss you. Remember we used to take them long walks? Central Park.
Hell, me, I miss you. Oh, my God.
I miss you so much. Nobody's ever compared.
Lemon top, though. What y'all gonna do then? We go on the side.
That's different. Going on the side is great.
That's different shit. That's different.
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Alright. Also, still in music, Moray put an album out.
Yeah, he did. He did.
I only pressed the play on the first record. It's called Long Story Short.
I listened to the whole album three times so far. Yeah, I fuck with Moray heavy.
If you're not familiar, if you are into the melodic, like sing-songy rap, but you want somebody that's actually saying something, Moray's a good listener. I'll go to Kid Cudi for that.
He also sings really well. Yeah.
I don't even know how it would classify as sing-songy rap because of how well he sings. Yeah.
It's somewhere in between. But it's there, though.
It's melodic, but he's actually, it's not just your usual turn-up shit. For sure.
He's talking about something on there, so it's a really good project. 12 songs.
I think I like eight of them.

Oh, I can't wait

to listen to the whole show.

After three listens.

Ran and Dave Eastrop too.

They did.

I didn't listen to it yet.

I haven't heard it yet,

but Ran and Dave Eastrop

over the weekend.

I'll give everything a spin

to see what's going on.

Friends of the show.

So hopefully I'll give

everything a spin.

Shout out to the bros.

If I didn't give it a spin,

that means it got active.

Which might be a good thing.

Or not.

I don't want no problem.

What, you outside?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You just got a lot of activity in the house.

Don't put outside on me.

You've retired from outside.

I don't plan on it being active, which is why I keep saying I'm going to listen to these albums. God.
There you go. I don't plan on it.
At my age outside I don't plan on it being active Which is why I keep saying I'm gonna listen to these albums God There you go I don't plan on At my age We don't plan on Activeness Like it just kinda Pop up at your door And then you just gotta Wait a risk And see what's going on Happen to end up in this spot Over here At your door Depending on what the Activeness is wearing I'm so in love man The activeness don't win True How could it? The activeness don't win with me, man. Love.
I don't care what fucking beautiful, big, titty, fat-ass girl you happen to put at the same strip club that I frequent on the weekend when I'm baby free. Like, that don't matter to me.
I'm picking love. I'm picking my girl.
Love stays strong, nigga. Every time.
I still look at my girl like the day that I met her, man. Same.
Let's go, Joe. Same.
Come on, man. Same.
Nah. Miss mine.
Mine's thousands of miles away. I miss mine.
She at home. Imagine what I'm going through.
Come on, now. You think one of these fucking...
I see the stress all over you, bud. I know.
Goddesses. These lusty fucking...
Jezebels. It's like they know your girl going through.
Yeah. Now they want to pop up on your gram.
Sheebas. No, no.
I don't want to look at y'all. At all.
Yeah, man. Give me something wholesome to look at.

And they'll fuck for the shorts, too.

Shitdots.

McDonald's drive-thru.

Shitdots, yeah.

McDonald's drive-thru.

They fuck for the KFC potato wedges.

Some chilies.

They don't forgot that no more.

They gonna fuck for some motherfuckers.

Chilies, baby back ribs.

You know what I mean?

Some Chick-fil-A.

Damn.

I'm not risking my house, though. Never, never.
No, not for you. Don't do that for the chicken.
Harlots. Don't do that for the chicken fries.
Not at all. No, no.
You a good man. Stay focused.
We good men up here. We are.
That's true. We don't want no food.
Too many times for entertainment sake, we lean into the joke of not being the good men, but the truth is. The best of men.
We are. We all right.
We are. Fucking Tayeiggs.
No, he the dude that fucked the best man. Exactly.
Taye Diggs was shady as hell and the best man. Which one was Ish from the best man, if you had to describe Ish? Taye Diggs.
Was he shady? Taye Diggs? Did he get fucked the girl and wrote her in the book?

That was shady.

You don't think that was shady?

Crazy freeze.

That was before.

That was his man's ace.

His ace man.

That put in the book, right?

Are we talking about what he put in the book?

Yes, put in the book.

Okay.

That was shady.

Yeah, horrible.

You wouldn't do that, right?

Nah, I remember.

If you knocked someone, you wouldn't put in the book.

You'd just keep it a secret.

That was real cool, but she was with. Yeah, I remember that.
What have you fucked before? Before he knew? You had to tell him. He didn't.
That was his man's girl. He fucked her.
Why was this his man's girl? That's the part that made it shady. Okay, that's shady.
That's why I had to remember. I thought he did it a long time ago.
No, he fucked her. You sure? Yes.
I got a paradise question I want to ask you. He blamed himself on the man cheating on him and he said he fucked.
Is everybody here caught up on paradise? I haven't seen the next episode of My Wife Is Away. I'm caught up.
Yeah. What you been doing if your wife been gone? It's all paradise.
I've been watching Yellowstone. Okay.
Which actually is a good show. Amazing show.
Yeah. I'm only in season one but I's amazing.
I'm into it. I've never seen it.
I fuck with it.

It's the same dude that does Lioness

and all that shit.

I thought you seen it.

Yellowstone, no.

That's a park.

It's five.

I should watch it?

Yes.

All right.

Let's hear it.

So y'all are caught up

on Paradise.

Yes.

I'm not going to spoil

nothing for Parks

because he didn't see it.

Thank you.

So this is technically

not a spoiler alert

even though it might be.

Whatever.

My only question

to y'all two.

Do y'all believe her? Who's her? Don't get me to talking more. It's the question of the episode.
Do you believe Sinatra? Fuck no. I would have bust her head.
Yeah. I would have bust her head.
Listen to this. I do.
She might be right.

This is my thing.

Even if she right, you was holding that from me as a trump card.

Oh, you're talking about that part?

Yes.

That's what everybody's talking about.

Do I believe?

The ending.

No.

She don't know.

I've said that.

She don't know for sure.

She said, I might be able to, number one. And number two, even if you could, I'm going to bust her head to the white meat, fam.
It wouldn't even have been no hesitation. That's my only question to y'all without giving up too much because the episode did just recently air, so I don't want to be that guy.
But when that happened, I'm like, knock it off. Knock it off.
I don't believe this for one second. I don't believe that.
Pew, pew. Not for one second.
As Mel would say, pew, pew. Do y'all believe that Paradise is one of those shows that could be mirroring what the future can look like for human beings? In which case, would you want to go under the ground or would you want to see what happens? If I go under the ground, they'll save a lot of money.
They can cut that daylight off. All of that fake sunlight cloud shit that they're doing.
Turn it off. If we're in the other spot, just let me know where the light switch is.
Yo, shut up. Yeah, nigga, China has done it.
China did the fake sunlight.

They working on it right now.

I don't know, nigga.

I'm getting my China news from you.

No, I'm just saying.

They doing it right now.

You always say some shit.

All right.

China's working on fake sunlight.

Literally, right now.

They got it.

I don't even think they working on it no more.

The funny thing is, but that's not the important part.

The important part is world destruction.

But what I'm saying is, why would you be focused on creating fake sunlight

if you don't think that we're going to be in a place

where we're going to need it?

How you know we ain't there now?

We might be.

That was the first thing I said when I watched that,

when I watched the very first episode.

I'm like, we could be in this shit right now

because, like, those,

that's the first generation in that fake world shit.

Three, four, five

once the old heads die off

and it's generation younger

that's the only world they know.

Oh you had an edible.

But that's the only world they know.

I like his theory.

I don't think he's right though.

I mean he's saying

who's to say?

That's all.

We don't know what the fuck

is really up there.

They ain't flying down there.

And they didn't put them stars up there. They didn't put them stars up there in our fake world.
If we believe everything they've told us about stars and how there's more stars than particles of sand, that's a lot of work for the fake Earth. I didn't say it's impossible, but that's a lot of work for the fake Earth.
The Big Dipper don't be moving. Man, what would be the point? Shielding us from what? Barring us from what entity out there? That's the question.
That is the question. It's above our pay grade.
So you think we're in center earth? Is Mars in the universe or outside the universe? Oh, don't get me started on Mars. I'm asking.

Come on, just do it.

I didn't know you had such insights on Mars.

Don't get me started on Mars.

No, look, I said this a long time ago. I don't fuck with the Mars.

And I tweaked it a little bit, what I think now.

If you take it there, I'm taking it.

Taking it nowhere.

You're talking about Mars.

Okay, okay.

I can't prove it, of course. I really believe this.
I think that one, humanity originally lived on, well, not originally, but at some point way in the past, we lived on Venus. All right.
Let's go. Let me finish.
Let's go. Let me finish.
It got too hot. They realized that that planet was going to be uninhabitable and we needed to move.
So you hit Mars. No, so we hit Earth.
We are the original aliens here to Earth. Oh, okay.
Humans from Venus originally to Earth. I kind of believe that we're aliens.
So at first I was thinking, I was saying it like, because again, they say the center of the universe is gravity. Gravity pulls everything to the center.
Even if it's a little bit at a time, I was saying like the planets are slowly moving closer to the sun, which was explained why. Hence global warming.
Global warming. All the religious books predict that the end of the planet here will be by fire.
Okay. I think that they know that.

And the next step is get your asses to Mars.

That's where Elon and all of them keep saying that, yo, the next place is Mars. We have to get to Mars to colonize Mars.

This is just history repeating itself.

So soon Mercury will be gone.

Yes.

Well, I wouldn't say soon, but.

Not soon, but at some point.

Yeah.

It's either that or the sun is expanding which will create the same problem freeze when you started that like you picked up some shit I got freezing waiting on this moment Nah, go ahead, get in your bed. What happened? Venus?

My nigga Freeze woke up waiting for somebody to say something about Mars.

Hey.

Oh, my God.

I've always believed that, though.

Okay.

Seriously.

It explains so much.

Okay.

And the only way to communicate it is...

Why do you think we come from Venus, though?

That's just the next planet.

Because that was the second...

We're working our way backwards.

with the explains so much. Okay.
And the only way to communicate it is... Why do you think we come from Venus, though?

That's just the next planet.

Because that was the second...

We're working our way backwards.

It's the second planet.

Venus is the next one.

And they call it

our sister planet.

It says it has a similar

build of Earth.

It's just too hot

for us to live there.

For us to ever get there

and explore there.

So if it's too hot

for us to live there,

it wouldn't be too hot

for us to live there initially?

No.

No.

Not if it slowly was moving closer and closer

and closer and closer and closer.

So how did we get to the Earth?

Advanced technology, advanced civilization.

Same way we got rockets and shit that took us to the moon

and exploring Mars with all this shit that SpaceX is doing.

We had that before.

Now you got to start over on the new shit.

So what about the niggas that was using rocks to build shit?

So you say humans? It's just a start over. Humans.
So it's a massive reset. Got it.
Okay. Okay.
I'm not mad at his theory. The only thing that I would say is.
You still got Neil's number? Yeah, I'm going to have to call Neil DeGrasse. With the technological advances, we would have still had the same rockets and all that other shit.
Not necessarily. Not necessarily.
We have to, you just send it, basically you could send seeds somewhere and at the point where Earth gets close enough to defrost. To sprout them.
Now, here's, now life can begin. So Adam and Eve were seeds.
Basically, yes. That Marvel universe is corrupting your fucking brain.
That's literally what, listen listen we have no way of proving none of this shit go read the Bible and tell me that all of that is I ain't gonna do it nevermind but oh you agree with him no I'm just saying it sounds good all the shit yeah no we need the Bible of ice man write your shit man the book of ice man it's chapter 3 I'm going saying. It sounds good.
All the shit's in here. Nah, we need the Bible of ice, man.

Write your shit, man.

Book of ice, man.

Yeah.

It's chapter three.

They sent them down to rocket ships.

And then they just destroyed the rocket ships and start all over.

Start all over.

Erase your memory, nigga.

Men in black shit.

No, you didn't send them in rocket ships.

They sent seeds, nigga.

That's right.

Sent embryos, nigga.

Just some nut.

How'd they get?

And everybody got on the rockets. Nah, just the seeds.
Just theos, nigga. Just some nut.
How'd he get out of here? And everybody got on the rockets.

Nah, just the seeds.

Just the seeds, nigga.

This is like Superman.

And when it thawed out, the seeds sprouted.

Right.

Y'all give so much more power to humans than I do.

That's my problem with the theory.

We give so much.

Y'all give more power to humans than I do.

I think humans on the grand scale are like the ants of the universe. I agree.
Yeah, so to think that we were sophisticated enough at conception to be on another planet, see what was going on, travel to the next planet, populate this motherfucker. Man, during the pandemic, humans was buying toilet tissue.
I just... I had to buy pink toilet paper with perfume on it.
I just don't think that humans are as bright as humans think they are. I think we actually might be...
We might be... In the 2,000 years of humans, just look at just the evolution of just 2,000 years of humans.
Niggas just got language. Like, all of this flawed technological shit we got right now is only in the last, what, 50, 60, 70 years.
Evolution is moving at an exponential rate. It's evolution.
So what's the next 100 years going to look like? But I disagree with that. I call cap.
You can't tell me that in one breath and then tell me that ages of years ago we had the technological advances

to go from planet to planet. That contradicts

itself. I don't think that we

are taught about

the technology that

existed back then and how the pyramids

was made and did giants really exist

and how they was really moving around. I don't think

we were taught that. I think we're

half alien,

half ape. Yeah, from what

we know in modern world

yes, you're right. The technology

Thank you. We're taught that.
I think we're half alien, half ape. Yeah, from what we know in modern world, yes, you're right.
The technological advances came since 80 or 70. 69, somewhere around.
I get it. I get it.
I get it. That's all I'm saying.
My point is. If they gave you the option to go to Venus right now, would you go? Venus? Hell no.
Mars. Yep.
You would go to Mars? I would go. If they gave each gave you the option To go to Venus right now Would you go? Venus? Hell no Mars Yep You would go to Mars? I would go If they gave each of you The option to get the fuck off Earth Y'all would go Absolutely Just to see Bro we gonna die anyway So I would go just to see what it is Nah I'm cool You gonna die anyway Yeah I'd rather die here I don't wanna die and float I would go I don't wanna die in the universe I don't want the galactic energy to pull my body into the abyss.
I want to just die in a hospital. And guess what? The same shit that happens afterwards is going to happen whether you're there, here, or anywhere else.
So yeah, I would want to see something different. Says you.
I don't know that. I'm saying me.
And that's not my belief system. I don't know that if you die somewhere differently that different things don't happen to you in the afterlife.

I don't know that.

I need Neil deGrasse to come and argue with me.

We don't know none of this shit.

I argued the shit.

I argued the shit with Neil deGrasse. I bet you.

I know you did.

Neil deGrasse.

I know you did.

Because science and creativity is just, I think there's parallels, but it's a fight.

It's a fight.

What else we got? That was interesting. Yeah was fun.
Sorry to get all ice on the big shrooms. Yeah, he's not playing.
He's been working on this theory for a while. He took the chocolate coat of shrooms.
You got like a lab coat when you come up with these shits? Goggles and shit. Let's go freeze.
What else is important, unimportant? What else is going on up there? We briefly touched on it on the Patreon because the verdict came down in real time, but we do want to clap it up for A$AP Rocky. For sure.
Yeah, let me hit the round of applause. And then acquitted on the charges.
And they just announced that he's the creative director of Ray-Ban, and we look like we're the take Look, genius Dog, every With all them fly-ass suits He had a couple Monster outfits on You always see him in some Ray-Bans They just announced that he's been He's the creative director at Ray-Ban That's what he just said He said that I said, nigga. He said, Ish just told us X, Y, Z.

I'm saying.

Oh, he said that, Bart?

I don't know.

Anyway, just a little congratulations.

I knew that already, Ish.

Here you go.

You repeated what Bart just said.

Here you go for your pterodactyls.

Yo, but what I'm saying is,

that's when he was talking about all the brand deals

and all of that shit that the trial could have

potentially cost him.

The second that they announced innocent, nigga,

Hank ain't even dry.

Like, let's dance.

I'm sure this won't be the last of the show. Shout out to Rocky, yo.
Deal. Shout out to him.
I don't know what that Relly kid goes to do now. Whatever he was doing.
Yeah. Go back, nigga.
Go to the slums. Well, he went back to the scene to pick up the shell cases to give them to the cops to prove that now he got to find something new to do.
He was setting up for a case. Now it's over.
It's just so my millions walk out the door. Now you got to go get hit by a truck.
You got to go slip at Walmart. Get another lunch.
Got to go find it somewhere. That truck lost it was a good one.
No, the sugar in this Pathmark. Sugar in the grocery store.
What about it? Amazing. What do you mean? Tell me.
You go in the grocery store. You shopping.
You drop a bag of sugar. I don't slip on it.
No. I come.
Oh, you do it. 20, 30 minutes later, and I slip on it.
Nigga said, and eat it. Or you slip on it.
Then I gotta split my money with you. Yeah nigga, that's

the hustle. Nah, I ain't giving you 50-50.

No, I'm not doing that. Blacks, that's why

we can't get ahead. That's why we can't

get ahead right there.

Look how he tried to put himself down on our sugar money.

Pat Marker closed.

Somebody probably got their ass.

I know niggas

that they do the oil shit. You talking about

the sugar. Oil seems more effective it's easy to bust a bag of sugar on the ground and make it look like it's legit on camera yo I don't know if I've ever had more fun than going in Pathmark with my friends as an adult teenager and having a fruit fight what? you had a fruit fight in a Pathmark I don't know if I've ever had more fun in my entire life than doing that.
Niggas never did no shit like that. Try that shit today.
Me and my niggas went right to that path mark on Montgomery somewhere around 98 and went right to the fruit section and just had a war like it was paintball. I ran all around.
It was a 24-hour path mark. We ran all around that path mark just seeing each other with tomatoes, onions, cucumbers.
That's some Jersey City shit. That's some Jersey City shit.
Then they call the cops on us and we boogie. That's some Jersey City shit.
We boogie. You don't say.
I don't know if I've ever had more fun than that. It sound like nigga fun.
It's fun. It sounds fun.
It sound like nigga fun. And realistically, you're only doing what? $20 worth of fruit damage? The cops come to make you pay.
Ooh. Well, you produce a little hobby on you, right? Ooh.
You're right. You see niggas ain't throwing eggs on Halloween pass.
They sell Lucy eggs, bro. Oh, they're killing people.
Yeah. True.
They're killing people now. It's much tougher.
You get hit with an egg, I'm hitting you with a .50 cal bullet. It's crazy.
You got it. Even the bullets ain't cheap.
I wouldn't know. I'm a law-abiding citizen.
Law-abiding citizens buy guns? I'm waiting on my open concealed carry permit. I'm waiting on my shit that I want.
No follow-up. This nigga said the permit coming in the mail.
Do you have a tracking number? For $100. It's coming.
I ain't going to pop none of y'all. Do you have a tracking number? You ain't getting nothing.
Do you have a tracking number? I got a check, but I think I do. You don't.
Shut up, man. It's over.
I'm not going to shoot y'all. You don't.
Yo, I had the wildest dream ever, actually. And I'll never remember my dreams.
Actually, it was a nightmare. It was an absolute nightmare.
You a sleepwalker? No. That's a reality.
Please, don't get this man anymore fucking AI out of this're right um no I had a nightmare that I stabbed the shit out of no not what yeah I'm glad that was a nightmare cause I mean you can bleep the name the name is not the important part the nightmare was cause he lived you didn't no I was still alive and I did this with no mask I did this on camera and my next two weeks with a great life that I was living before I did that was totally turned upside down and I could not figure out for the life of me why the fuck I did that dumb shit. That was my entire nightmare.
I woke up in sweats. My girl's like, you okay? It's like, I'm having a nightmare, baby.
I just stabbed fucking the fuck up. That's the problem.
With a bottle. Yo, the shit be crazy because it's a nigga you ain't seen in 15 years to be right in your dream.
What's the wrong with you? And a nigga you wouldn't stab. That's not the person you would pick to fucking stab.
You got a stabless? I just... No.
Some niggas got stabless. I'm just saying, to do that on camera...
You got a stabless, man? This nigga got a stab... No, he do.
Yo, what's wrong with you, yo? Yo, I ain't even seen nothing. How the fuck I get this? Yo, reaction.
You got a stab list? I do not. You got any niggas that you would stab? You got a shoot list? Yo, Aki, finish your story.
Yeah, of course. Why y'all never answer niggas' questions? Because he wants to come over and ask his whole ear to death.
Why y'all don't do that? Me. And now you're shooting at me? I don't want to be.
I didn't even shoot. I'm still mad you ain't dressed up for five, nigga.
What? What's up? Turn up. Yo, you got to stay out the comments, bro.
For your crew. I'm never staying out the comments.
I'm still mad I ain't in a group chat. Yeah.
Half a billion dollar business. Y'all ain't going to put a nigga in a group chat.
Oh, fuck. What? Over a fucking green bubble.
Let's go in. A fucking green bubble.
How fucking unprofessional is that?

I'm not.

No matter what new jewelry setup, I come in with next month.

The fuck is you talking about that, dog? Green bubble.

And all you fucking pterodactyls in there saying, yo, he, he, he, it's the 10th anniversary.

A hoodie for the 10th anniversary was absolutely nuts.

A Carolina blue sweatsuit for the 10th anniversary was nuts.

Yo, stay out the comments.

Yeah, stop reading comments.

They at me.

The fuck you talking about?

So, stop reading ads. Stop reading ads.
Stop. Ish, don't worry about them niggas, man.
Get a blazer that fits. I can't.
No. Get a fucking communication person at your network that even if I'm not in the email, call my phone and say, yo, this is what we doing on Tuesday.
Facts. A girl or a guy?

It don't matter. It don't matter, nigga.
It could be AI.

Talkish. Alright.
AI.

It's gonna be AI. Hey, Antoine,

on Tuesday, please.

You know what I mean?

Alright, listen.

Rolling Stone put out the 20 greatest

R&B songs. Of the

21st century, right? Yes, of the 21st

century. Alright, let me get start at 20, please.
I gotta find it. And you've seen it already.
Should all of the songs have made it? Well, that's what we're about to discuss. Let's talk about it.
Lists. Gotta love a list, man.
I like this list because at least it's 21st century. It's not of all time where

they nominate themselves to say

some bullshit. Okay.
The 21st century

at least lessens the bullshit to me

a little bit. Let's

see here.

Alright.

Oh, 20 is cut off on my

list, so I don't know what 20 is.

I don't know what number 20 is.

Alright. 19 is Scissor Snooze.
Great song. 19? 19 is crazy, but...
18. Cranes in the Sky, Solange.
Might be higher. Both of those should be higher.
17. We just talked about this.
Tony Braxton, he wasn't man enough.

All right, what's the 21st century again?

That song, I don't believe, should be there.

Hold on.

Didn't that come out in the 90s?

It did. No.

No?

I don't think so.

I don't think so.

That wasn't on...

I think that's an early 2000s.

Secret album?

We could just check it.

We don't have it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

21st century is...

Starts January 1st, 2001. Yesst 2001 Yes Okay 16 Pretty Wings Great song It's an amazing song What's Pretty Wings? Maxwell Maxwell Maxwell Oh that can get the fuck out of here too Alright I gotta hear it I didn't see the list yet 14 I mean 15 Rock, 15.
Rock the boat, Aaliyah.

14.

Love on top, Beyonce.

Okay.

13.

Best part.

I'm assuming that is,

best part is Daniel Caesar and her.

Well, maybe.

That was a good song.

Best part is Daniel Caesar and her, right? That was a really good song.

Yes.

That's high for that.

12.

Frontin' Pharrell.

That can go. That's not.
That can get the fuck out of me It's not R&B 11 Adorn Love that Yes Okay That was a top 20 song 10 Full Moon Brandy I could go with that I'm not mad at it I can go with that 9 Bag Lady Chiba Sack Edit That's the one that you heard

Okay but no

Not top 10

Bag Lady

Not top 10

That's the

Yeah

I won't vote it off yet

That's Erykah Badu

Shit I might say On and On

Before I say Bag Lady anyway

On and On

But it was the 90s

On and On

You're right

That was the 90s

That was the 90s

Eight

Ordinary People

John Legend

Yes

Yes

Okay

That's up here

Thank you. Oh no, it was the 90s That was the 90s Eight, Ordinary People, John Legend Yes Okay That's up here It's a huge song, Joe It's a huge song I don't know about number eight, it should make the top 20 Have some of them other songs made the top 20? I'm arguing with some of the songs that came before this Me too I'll put an asterisk next to Ordinary People because it is a beautiful song that's timeless and can be played forever.
I just don't know yet, but we'll see. Seven, Fallen, Alicia Keys.
No issue for me. No, not at all.
Six, Thinking About You, Frank Ocean. Kind of high, but...
I love that record. Five, We Belong Together.
Four, Mary, Be Without You. Three, Dangerously in Love.
Two, Dangerously in Love 2. Two, D'Angelo Untitled.
One, Confessions Part 2. That concludes the 20 best, 20 greatest R&B songs of the 21st century.
I still don't know what number 20 is. Gentlemen, what do you think? Number 20 was Michael Jackson, You Rock My World.
It's actually 100. The list is 100.
But number 20 is Michael Jackson, You Rock My World. I believe that Frank Ocean Novocaine is better than at least

seven of these songs. I agree.
But they got the representation with Thinking About You. I'm not super mad at that.
I don't think Thinking About You holds a candle to Novocaine or Pyramids. Pyramids might not be R&B all the way.
Yeah, I wouldn't. Okay, then Novocaine.
Novocaine for sure. Yeah.
Thinking About You should not be in the same classroom as Novocaine. I love Thinking About You.
To me, I think Novocaine is one of the greatest songs to happen since 2001. Maybe I'm biased because I got a classic to it, but that song is better than at least seven of these.
That's my only entry that I feel like was severely missed. I'm going to give you, just real quick, because like I said, it is 100.
I'm going to give you 30 to 20 real fast. I'm looking at the top 50, and some of the songs in the top 50 should have been way higher.
Higher than some of them songs in the top 20. Give it to me, let me hear it.
All right, you can go ahead. You got it.
No, go ahead, you got 50. I'm like, they bugging.
They got Jagged Edge, Let's Get Married at 43. Let's Get Married is a top 25 R&B record.
At 43. I think some of those songs on that top 20 list, that song is better than.
I agree. Agreed.
What else you got? So Sick by Neo. Great.
Great song. I wanted to say Nioh, Sexy Love.
Sexy Love is an amazing song. Sexy Love.
So Sick is probably his biggest song, though, so I think that would be. I would be shocked if So Sick was bigger than Sexy Love.
I'm just saying, for some of the songs that were in the top 20, Music, Soul, Child, Love is a big song. That should be higher.

We higher.

I agree.

You get what I'm saying?

Love is better than a few of these songs on here.

Keisha Cole, they're not going to credit her

with a top 20 joint of the 21st century.

They got Snow, I Want You Around,

as number 37.

It's a great song.

It's a great song.

It's a great song in this century a great song. It's a great song

this century.

So,

Carl Thomas.

Carl Thomas what?

I Wish.

Carl Thomas shouldn't have

nothing in the 2000s.

Oh, shit.

I Wish was early 2000s.

I Wish is 01, right?

It's 2000.

Damn, they got

Cisco incomplete

at 76.

That should be

way...

Oh, time out.

Stop the presses. Fantasia, I'll see you.
Damn, where's that at? Fantasia, I see you is damn near 33. Damn.
That should definitely be high. Way high.
I see you comes on right now. The club stops.
Absolutely. And sings it.
And everybody, the chick that was staring at you all night, now got an excuse to stare at you across the bar. I also don't think Pretty Wings is in Maxwell's top three songs that should be on it.
Me neither. Me neither.
I know it's beautiful. Just for Matt.
I think he has other records that should be nominated for top 20 of the century. I do.
I look at the artist as just a representation enough, and they picked one of their really good songs. So I'm not really super mad at Pretty Wings.
I see what you're saying. I'm with you.
They went to the right artist but they tried to get too jiggy with it and they wanted to pick a joint to let you know that they knew music or something. Yeah.
Pretty Wings is fire though. I love that record.
I don't know. I don't have the list up.
Oh yeah. Her Damage.
You love that song. Her Damage.
Stop playing, man. You love that song.
Stop it. Yeah, I haven't seen it yet.
Stop it. Her Damage is better than probably half this list.
I'm not going to lie to you. It ain't in the top 50 because I went from 50 down.
It's not in the top 50. I just wrote from 100 down.
I'm taking Damage over Snooze. He wasn't man enough for me.
Pretty Wings. Love on top.
That's me. I know the ladies rep for it But I'm taking damage over that Best Part Fronting Bag Lady Yeah I'm not playing with these people I'm not doing this role I'm not even mad at Confessions being the top 5 song That was a huge song bro That was a very big song It's That was a very big song.
It's hard

to find a bigger song than Confession.

I'm not mad at it. I

named my joints. Novocaine,

Damage, and

something else I said. I don't know.

I don't know. But listen, I like the

idea of the list.

I think we kill lists so much and we

don't encourage new ideas

for the list. I only see one Hirst song on here.

I'm at 64 and it's Every Kind of Way.

Stop it.

All right, I'm done with them now.

Well, the best part, Hirst on this song.

True.

Every Kind of Way was a really good song too.

I think people might like that song more than Damage.

You just love Damage.

You love Damage, man. No.
No. I'm saying no to that.
Okay. And yes, I believe Damage is what it is to make y'all have a cardiac.
That was amazing. I watched that whole L.A.
Reid interview. That was great.
It was, right? That was really great. I loved the beginning

when he was talking about

for up-and-coming artists

and people that want to be

in the music industry,

being of service to people.

I think that was like

the most valuable lesson

in any type of career, honestly.

Like being out for self

is not going to get you

as far as being valuable

to people around you

or potential employers

or collaborators or whatever. I just told Flip that last week.
Yeah, I'm not joking. What did you say last week? Last week, you looked at me and you was like, yo, you know the number I want to get to, and you told me how I can get to it.
And I was like, that's why we need the group. The group escaped the room so you can see what I'm saying.
I think everybody can get to any number that they want. It just depends on the rest of the people in the room.
You said that, but. It depends on the team as a whole.
Yeah. So there's nothing one person could come in here and do and it'd be that.
It's about cohesiveness. The power of the collective is always greater than the power of one.
But then that means that... The sum is greater than the parts.
Are you talking that fly shit? But here's the thing. So that means if a couple of people are doing bad, that makes me all the suffer.
Yes. But then I'm being held responsible for the,

there's no I in team,

but I'm being held responsible for others, correct?

Yeah.

So if I come up here and kill,

or if somebody come up here and kill

and say I'm doing bullshit,

that means that the person that's killing

does not deserve to get paid more

because I'm doing bullshit.

So now my behavior is affecting them.

No, your behavior is affecting the show overall. How can everyone get paid, how can anyone get paid more if the show isn't making more money? We all have to, if someone is having a bad day up here, we all gotta pick it up for them.
But the show could be making more money. I don't know.
Okay. The sum is greater than the parts, big dog.
Come on, Joe, that's just word, Joe, stop. No, it's real shit.
It sounds good, but it's just words. It's true.
It's just words the max. It's not just words.
It's not just words. Okay, the show could still be making money.
And the episode that you went absolutely crazy in. Stop, Joe.
If I'm on the total opposite side and fucked it up the whole episode, then what do you think the premise is? What do you think the tone out there is? Is it Flip went crazy or Joe fucked it up? Joe fucked it up. So what are you talking about? Here's the thing.
It's the Joe Button Show podcast. Number one.
Number two, the show really lies. I mean, we are here.
We contribute and salute. But the show really relies, the audience really relies on you to deliver.
That's number two. So even if I'm up here doing bad, you can still say, yo, the collective, you can still tell the collective, yo, he's doing bad so nobody can get a raise, which would be unfair.
And it would be an excuse because the show really relies on you. It wouldn't be an excuse.
Any one of y'all could come in here and do bad enough to lose subs and lose money while other niggas is killing. I could be playing the best spade game of my life.
If my partner reneged, game over in the rules that I play. Got it.
It's not that three book shit that people do. I could be busting my ass playing the best game I ever played.
The second my partner play out of turn or do something stupid, we lose. What am I going to say? It's a contradiction, Joe, what you saying.
I'm telling you because. I'm awful.
Tell me. I think using him as an example is a bad example.
Yeah, I didn't want to do that. I wanted to take me out of the man.
Use an ish or ish for myself. But this is why it wouldn't work in this situation.
This is why that... This is why you telling me, him telling me that and I said my man would be smoking mirrors.
I heard you tell somebody on Flip the Network that swore they were showing up and busting ass and giving it their all that they lost you a lot of money they did i heard you say that they lost no matter how you was performing no matter how anybody else was performing one person came and whatever they did lost you money they lost me money the money that i invested but not the money that i was making from doing queen's flip shit the people that came to see me came to watch me put these people together and we fuck with flip and we trust his vision. But if somebody fuck up, they say, well, if Flip keep bringing him on there, I may not watch the next time, but that doesn't put a hole in my overall business.
I just lost a lot of money investing in you niggas. That means that when I flew you out here, I put you in the Airbnb, I did all that, I wasn't able to make an ROI.
But my overall business is not fucked up.

That means that because you fucked up and you didn't make me a profit, I can't give you more money that you're asking for.

He's right.

It wouldn't work here, though.

He's right in the instance that he described.

He's right.

But I don't think he's right.

So let's just say, take it off of this show.

We can't take it off this show.

I got you, dog.

I'm on your team.

I know.

Let's say hypothetically, if you don't mind. Let's say Imani did something on the last episode or in the room.
So, he can tell Imani. What's that say? Don't listen.
Look, bro, he can tell Imani, yo, you can't get a raise because of what you did. So, let's say all the other people in that room performed above their standard.
He can give everybody else in that room a raise based on their individual contribution and performance. But Imani, if Imani did something detrimental to the show, Imani don't get a raise.
I paint that totally different. Detrimental to the show can mean detrimental to whoever is financing the show.
So if Imani does something stupid and it's detrimental the way I'm painting it, that affects the overall bottom line, which affects the overall pay of the show. Everybody.
Everybody. Sorry, I don't want to be circular.
We can just agree to disagree. I just view it differently than y'all do.
But we have to agree to disagree on that one. Trust me, I done fucked up enough group situations to know that my lone voice can fuck up how this goes for everybody.
You fucked up enough group situations to prevent yourself from getting fucked up by a group situation. Hold on.
That's the difference. Quick question.
Quick question. Sorry.
Sorry. Real quick.
Real quick. Use my example.
Let's just say Imani does something dumb on the show, right? And it's considered dumb to the corporate side of things, but it also garners more views, which in turn brings in more money. Yes.
Would I still be required to ask for some level of raise because even though I did something dumb- It still was profitable with the show. Answer that.
It's a great question. Yes and no.
Yeah, I'd say no to that. Yes and no.
I would say no. You may get a raise, but if my projection, if I lose sponsorship, if I gain money from people watching, but the sponsors no longer want to invest because they label the show as a fight show.
Or now I got to hire security. I got to do better paperwork, better lawyers.
Or even if the sponsorship don't go, you might get higher sponsorship based on the dumb shit you did. True, true.
That could have still went sour. We got luck.
We got lucky and it went up. It's true, yeah.
I got luck. You my nigga.
All right. But still now, but what happens now is that, okay,, people that wanted to do it for the challenge is now looking

at it as, oh, you want

niggas in there to fight. So

it puts you in a category

that you may not want to be in because

the category could just lead you

but so far. Yeah.

So then now you have to do it. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm done.

No, I'm just letting you know.

Is this one of these moments?

I mean, I'm not going to say that. It's positivity high-liner.
Positivity high-liner. My nigga.
Stop playing. Stop playing.
I ain't going to shit. My man want to speak, speak, nigga.
I got it, I got it. You just, in closing for me, I feel like you have, I said this before.
Nigga be on his Yoda shit. Yeah, you're good.
You said that, yo, my voice had messed things up for groups before.

My voice is that powerful.

And I feel like you put yourself in a position where you would not allow a group to mess up anything for you.

And closing for me.

I feel like I watch you and I feel like you're clever.

Yes, you take chances with your niggas.

And yes, certain things can happen. But you put the business first.

And if you have to amputate a leg, you will in order to save the business.

And you wouldn't allow it to go that far.

I give you come off. You just let them niggas say, oh, you don't know, you don't be hiring friends, but you got to figure it out.
You got to figure it out. I watch you very closely, and not envious watch.
I watch you as I'm impressed. This is why I can go on to flip the networks from learning up here and give them niggas like, yo, y'all niggas is bugging.
Y'all niggas is losing me money and you can't ask for this. Even if the Queens Flip is making the money, you niggas is not making me additional money because I'm making money just being Queens Flip, but where's the additional money that you're supposed to bring? And thank you guys for not losing me any money.
Salute. Salute.
And closing. That's fine.
Shout out to Flip The Network, though. Stop playing with them, because you'll be coming up the aircores and stir.
Shout out to them. Beautiful segue to LeVar Ball having an amputator's leg.
Damn. Yes.
I'm going to hit the round of applause, because that's a great thing. Does anybody know what the diabetes? I don't know.
I don't know. We could look it up.
They didn't say. They didn't say.
They didn't say. I checked.
They didn't say. They didn't have to say for me.
If they cutting your leg off, then we need to do this so shit don't spread throughout your body and you can live. Whatever it is, I don't know.
So, and he looked like he took it like a champ. Every picture I've seen.
He was smiling. It's him smiling.
It's him with his kids. Like, and I'm just seeing shit differently after that full body MRI shit.
If you see some shit and one of the options is cutting the leg off, then bet you by golly wow, get the chainsaw. I did it.
I did all I could do with a leg. Yeah.
And I'm gonna get around a little faster now on my little nub scooter. I got some break to get the nice little fancy metal leg shit.
Yeah. Yeah.
And I'm going to get around a little faster now on my little nub scooter. They got some break.
You get the nice little fancy metal leg shit. Nah, that shit ain't metal no more.
They got some fiberglass shit that look like your foot. Yeah, they got shit that be your complexion.
I'll take a little Iron Man leg. There you go.
Pause. That's a strong one.
Y'all was kind of, well, y'all talked about, you know, views and numbers and stuff. The first week numbers are in for Drake and Party that's the album.
Yeah. Clean it up.
What's the official? 250. It's not official, but that's where it's at.
The projection says. Projection, yeah.
Official projection. The official should be in sometime later today.
But we got enough to work off of. Yeah, yeah.
My projection was wrong. My projection was right.
You know, I had him at 120. I said 150 to 250.
He gets the maximum. I'm still taking a W for it.
Salute. I said 180 to 250.
Salute. Finally, feels good to be right.
I've've been wrong I've been on a nice stretch Of wrong It do feel good To get one back In the correct playbook So yeah Projection 250 It's not so shocking to me No not really It's not so shocking to me Look man Number one album You know It's Drake still guys No but I, but I'm just saying, we didn't spend no real money outside of anything on this. We didn't spend no crazy marketing budget.
So $250,000 coming back is still a win. Yeah, it's a win.
Like I'm saying, oh, he didn't do $400, and then it's a flop. Yo, y'all don't know what people paid, and they have their projections.
If it falls in that range, they good. So I salute to them.
Yeah, nothing about- It's still, like Parks said, it's still Drake. It's still Drake.
Like, people have taken this battle, and we've set it up here, and people still think that we're, like, preying on his downfall or whatever. Drake is still Drake.
And Drake is going to continue to be Drake. He's going to sell records.
Like, he lost a battle. It's not the end of the fucking world.
His career is not over. He doesn't have to go into fucking hiding.
He will sell records. I get niggas getting on me for calling him a corpse.
Some people misunderstood that. But I meant corpse Drake as you knew him is no longer.
We in a new chapter. We in a new chapter of Drake.
But that's still Drake. So like I was telling Ish, anything below a certain number was gonna make me look at him like, oh, okay, it's a little worse than I thought.
But 250 is respectable. Yeah, absolutely.
Especially on a collab album. Yeah.
Give me what y'all think he'll do on a solo project. I saw Act make a prediction that if he just gives it six months, 500K easy.
I think it depends on what the first single sound like. Yeah.
Yeah, I wouldn't say easy. If he put out a smoke.
No single. Surprise drop? Nah.
Like a cold type of situation? No single surprise drop in, call it August. Is it good, though? For good music.
400. Like, is it a music we looking for? Or is it good music? Honestly, never mind.
I'm not going to say that. I'm going to say it's good music.
I think this party shit was good music. Alright, so 1 to 10 Drake, right? Let's just say on a 1 to 10 scale with Drake.
If he puts out a 7 and a half in quality. Quality Drake project.
400. Yeah, 400.
He can do 400 easy. Because I think what happens is, the very first day, and from what I've been seeing, y'all know this is not my wheelhouse, but from what I've been seeing, when the album drops, everybody goes

to social media. And if

everybody on social media is saying this shit is fire,

this shit is crazy, this shit is this, this shit is that,

I think the album picks up steam.

You know what I'm saying? If the niggas in the social media

be like, eh, I think that shit will lose steam.

And if it also, regardless of social

media, if it's good music, people will

listen to it again. I know I will.
If I like the album, I'm going to keep listening to it. I don't give a fuck what social media says.
If it's good music, social media will say it's good. The people outside will say it's good.
The people at work will say it's good. It's going to get picked up on radio.
It's back to the button conversation in the LA Read thing, too. I don't put that much power in social media.
I think social media is a small community in terms of

who you're looking for when you're trying to get them

to purchase a project. Agreed.
You want to hit them,

but you want to hit everybody else too. And they don't affect

the real world like they do. Agreed.

That's what I keep saying. Listen, the people that's using

social media right, they working

when they're on there. They working.

Yep. Even with the 50 post.

I think it's work.

I think I got shows. I got shows down.
I ain't got nothing going on. I think it's work.
I think I got shows.

I got shows down.

I ain't got nothing going on.

I'm going to hit this algorithm the way I hit it.

I don't believe none of it.

You think he's going to go after old girl?

Megan?

Yeah.

No.

I don't think he will.

I don't think he will.

Megan who?

Cunniff.

Oh, because they had the best word ever.

Because apparently she was saying.

He said he had 500,000.

He said he's betting 500,000 that he said he would,

he's betting 500,000 that ASAP would beat the case.

And she jumped in the comments and said, I'll take that bet.

But that's not, that's not, nah.

She said he never took the bet.

That's what she said.

I'm not paying him because he never officially took the bet.

I hate people like that too, by the way way If you say bet it and I say bet

I took the bet

If I'm bored enough and got a lawyer that's just willing to play around

Stop

I don't think he has a case

I also respectfully

She's a journalist

I'm sure she doesn't have an extra five

I don't know her personal life

Maybe she's a millionaire

I don't think suing the journalist

Is going to get you fucking bread. Fuck the bread, but hold on.
You said you don't think he has a case? Against her for this? No. Why not? A legal case? Yeah, why not? That's like a written.
What you going to do? You take me to court for ass better? I don't think. And who says that? That was her? No, like it ain't no legally binding contract.
Yeah. Okay.
Because you never even know what state they made the things in. It could be an illegal betting.
Somebody as big as 50 Cent Paul's, he might not even work his own socials. Which is plausible.
I'm saying. I'm giving you an example.
That's plausible deniability. It wasn't me.
It was my assistant. It was, you know what I mean, whomever the case may be.
You can't prove it was him. And anybody can say that about the socials.
Yeah, you're right. I understand.
Just asking. I understand.
What else? What else? What else? What else is there? Yo, this is my problem, yo. This is what I'm mad at.

Let's hear it.

We opened this pod.

Didn't I just ask you what you're doing this weekend, yo?

Antoine?

Mm-hmm.

I just asked you that at the beginning of the pod, what you're doing this weekend.

Still working, I think.

Keep going.

Nigga, I didn't know you was hosting Beards and Bottles.

You asked me what I did this week, nigga,

not what I'm doing this weekend.

Shouts to the guys.

You hosting Beards and Bottles, nigga,

and you ain't telling us?

Yeah, you a legend, son.

Hold on, man.

Keep this round of applause going.

They ain't got the old-ish picture. Oh, you catfish.
He don't look like that no more. That's the old-ish.
Ish, you got to send your current picture when you're hosting. Don't be like the bitches.
Yo, the hate is just crazy. Ish, you don't even got this jacket no more.
That picture's right there. You can't fit this jacket no more.
That picture's right there. Ish, on of February You are hosting Beards and Bottles Three year anniversary Why you didn't tell me Or invite me It's not my shit To invite you You're hosting Okay I wanna know about Every Ish hosting gig For life Always If I never told you that I'm telling you now Okay gotcha And I'm free What time you going? 7 o'clock I gotta see what Ish Hosting bag Look like Winnie in And ooh You at the front of the section? You ain't going there You at the front of the section? You ain't going there Mom not going to be at the bottles I was gonna let him talk Mom not going You want me to tell you In a nice way or You think I wouldn't be safe No you'll be safe You'll be safe You'll be safe Homies ain't gonna let that happen to you He's got a beard And a man bottle And a man bottle Why can't go You could You could I just But just tell us Wait I wouldn't be in your section You would So what's gonna happen to me Nothing So what? Nothing.
So what's the problem? You bougie. You bougie.
Shaboosie. Yeah, but I also support my friends.
I also support my friends. So if you're doing beers and bottles, I want them to be able to say, Joe came.
Joe came out. Come on, man.
It just brought him out. It just brought Joe out.
Sunday night. All right.
Say less. Say less, man.

I'm any words.

That's what happened?

Yo, you special.

Shouts to G.O.

Louie J., man.

Yeah.

The guys.

The guys.

You different, bro.

I'm in there.

I know you. I'm in there.

No.

He ain't in there.

Your family let you go?

What you mean?

You're getting paid to host, right?

Your family said it's cool for you to come home at 3 a.m.

What time do you come home tonight?

12.

Oh, you don't know what.

You didn't read the contract.

Oh, you didn't read the contract.

You're not coming home at 12.

Oh, boy.

All right, dog.

All right.

So we'll joke around you there.

It frees.

It frees.

What time do you think Big Ish coming home from Beards and Bottles on Sunday night? My God. It's Saturday night.
Saturday night. Oh.
It frees. It frees.
What time you think Big Ish coming home from beers and bottles

on a Sunday night?

It's Saturday night.

Saturday night.

Oh.

Oh, Saturday night.

You crazy?

Yeah, nah.

Man, my guy

going home at 12, man.

He's a family man right there.

The next day?

What's the capacity

of this place?

So I can try to guess

what your booking fee was.

What's the cap?

He booked by the hours. What was the capacity? If you went for four hours.
But what was your rate, though, that you charged? It's free. It's your people's.
Oh, you're doing for the free. You're doing a free hosting? Oh, shit.
I got some gigs I need you to do. Dead ass.
Got some shit you need to host. You're doing a free hosting-ish, Antoine? Hey, yo, bro.
Stay out of my pockets, though. Or is this money that's being reported? Yo, what's up? You want some cheese? I don't know.
That's nasty, Joe. I take it back.
I take it back for the free. That's crazy.
I had a tool. When I call from my hosting.
We in there. Beers and bottles.
Did your girl give you a set of hosting rules? No. Like, no girls in the section.
You already know my body don't play with me, boy. We don't have those conversations.
So you're going to have girls in your section? I don't know who's going to be in my section. You know who ain't going to be in your section? Who? Girls.
Joe. Joe.
Girls. Joe.
So your section is open, just to anyone. You ain't going to have girls in your section and do a reel.
He don't know how to do a reel real. You ain't gonna have girls in your section.
He think doing a real means keeping it real. No, we talking about doing a real with Instagram.
You ain't gonna have girls in your section and do a little panoramic view. Yeah.
Yo, I'm talking to you, boy. I wouldn't do a panoramic view regardless.
But you know your section gonna look different if there ain't no girls in there. Who was there last time with? Solange and them last time? You gonna probably put it

on freeze or something.

Last time you was on real

used with girls.

He one of them niggas.

I wasn't on a real.

Last time you was on real

used with Solange and them.

Them girls was with Danny.

You stepped out that time, nigga.

You gonna do a slow motion

walk to your section?

Let me finish.

What's on your rider?

Like you did for that podcast?

What's on your rider?

That's the podcast.

He gonna be more dressed

than he was for our

10 year anniversary too.

That's when I'm gonna snuff him.

That's when I'm gonna come in and snuff him.

Let me tell you why, though.

Because they communicate.

Thank you.

Ty.

I'm going to communicate in your exit letter.

Yeah.

I'm going to communicate.

Who exit letter?

Y'all.

Oh, we good?

You know, I told you.

Somebody wrote, I wonder what's flipping a nigga so far.

Nigga want to effectively communicate on the exit letter. Fast.
Got you. I'm coming to Beards and Bottles To make sure you're Being a faithful black man Always And make sure It look like that No girls No nothing over there I used to go to Beards and Bottles If I see one white girl In that section boy The white girls Ain't coming in there Okay They know Alright I'm just checking If I see a Spanish girl They look white Oh they might be they might be.
Yeah, they might be. They'll be here.
Yeah, but they probably come after midnight, so you're safe. Yeah, they come out late.
You'll be home in bed, but they ain't got a daughter to raise. Yeah, there you go.
That's smart. Family man.
That's what I'm about, my daughter. Yeah, yo, you girl.
You girl, yeah, my daughter, I be home. Yeah, nah, that ass.
What else? Yo, I want to bring Ian, black Ian in, and I want to bring Imani in. Black Imani.
Not Puerto Rican Imani, Black Imani. Yeah.
We want Black Imani. I just want to bring Ian and Imani in.
Nah, we got to make the distinction so he don't be getting fetishized as being a Puerto Rican. That's the Patreon episode.
Yo, subscribe to the Patreon. Leave a comment so my shit don't look like flip shit.
Leave a comment. Yo, leave a comment.
Because I can't have it looking commentless if I drop something 13 hours ago, one of my most fireless interviews that y'all ain't comment on. Nah, nah, nah, nah.
You're supposed to hire some bots, nigga, to type something in there. Never.
Captain negativity? You're supposed to comment, yo, y'all. I don't need to.
I don't need to, nigga. Look at me highlight negativity.
Highlight negativity. Yo, y'all, come here, man.
Come on, let me make some round of applause. I'm here to round of applause for Black Ian and Imani, man.
Come on, fancy pants. The Hunstooth.
Nigga with the fancy pants. Look at this dude, Big E.
Yo, you get your hair cut Big E, Big E in. I got a Filipino barber.
Yo, is that not the funniest thing you ever heard in the world? Ish having an Asian barber? Why is that funny? I'm asking you. Why is that funny? It's different for a black man to have a Filipino barber.
I ain't gonna lie. Yes.
Okay. Ish, you know the fucking joke.
I really don't get it. Every time you don't know the joke, you try to be willfully obtuse.

I'm telling you, I don't get the joke.

A black man that's been shot before, that's lived in DMV, D.C., Jersey, that gets shit off the truck.

Come on, you know what time it is.

That person, that profile, we don't expect to have a Filipino barber.

Keep going with the profile.

You just labeled the, see you a negativity highlighter. Meanwhile, he's an anomaly.
Hood anomaly. Bitch is the most interesting man in podcasting.
Highlight some positivity, nigga. Do some positivity.
No, you do it. What'd you do? You a philanthropist? What's the word? Yes, I am.
Who you philanthropy? Sandra. Who? Sandra.
Brenda Keisha. Natasha.
Who you philanthropy? Who you philanthropy? Sandra. Who? Sandra.

Brenda Keisha.

Natasha.

Who you philanthropy? Who you philanthropy?

Yo.

It's been nothing but some hoes.

You philanthropy.

Yo, this guy's a fool, bro.

Shit, I'm a philanthropist then.

That's how I get in trouble.

I'm not.

That's how I get in trouble.

We different philanthropists.

Hoes need help too as a charity?

That's your man.

Oh, gotcha.

Yeah.

Oh, NHN.

I get in trouble.

H-N-H. Can't you keep getting caught Holes need help Got you You got it Black Ian Imani What's up man How y'all feeling How y'all doing Good how you feeling man I couldn't be better man Welcome back Welcome back to New York Thank you brother Congrats on the 10 year Hey Hey Hey Super proud of y'all We gotta hit the gotta hit the streets.
We hitting the streets this week? 10 years. How long you here? I'm down to tomorrow afternoon.
Damn, that's it? Yeah. I'll be back next week, though.
Wednesday. Damn, man.
I'm ready to start coming out once a week, you know what I mean? Yeah, no, no. You're not ready yet.
You're not ready yet for the once a week, man. Come on, man.
I keep hearing you in these spaces. I don't know.
I don't know, man. What you mean? I don't know if you ready for the once a week, baby.
I've been ready. Market Mondays and all.
Blackout. Yeah, Blackout.
Talk about it. Legendary.
How's Rashard and Troy doing? Amazing. How are my guys doing? They in Ghana right now.
Shout out to the guys. Oh, they in Ghana.
Them niggas making moves in Ghana, too. In Ghana right now.
Oh, good. I need to go to Ghana.
I said this on my bucket list. That's a vibe, yo.
You have a great time. I gotta go.
All the chicks I follow with ass is out there. All the chicks I follow with ass.
Right there. Right there.
We're going to look at some real estate investments. I'm going out there to fucking change how I dress like Brittany Renner.
I'm going out there. I'm Mr.
Brittany Renner.

I'm putting on a little outfit

covered up.

I tried to use my little sex toy.

It didn't work out.

Ran out of batteries?

A little too small.

Oh, shit.

You know what I mean?

That was nasty.

Hey, what you want me to say? Shit was getting stuck. Wasn't the most pleasurable experience.
Then you just hear. I'm like, oh, shit, my shit banging.
A nigga using the fleshlight to get his ego going. No, because the shit say it's supposed to be for like 10 inches.
I'm like, oh shit, I'm crushing it. I'm stopping it.
I'll start talking to my girl. Yo, find the big shit.
Yo. Stop, nigga.
Yo, find the bigger shit. All right.
Don't give me no small sex toy. Fuck what's wrong with you? You plug your shit into a wall like a baddie? Nah, nah.
A baddie, yeah. It came a little charged a little bit.
It came a little charged, man. I wasn't mad.
And I came down here to get it. Came down here, Corey, I'll sleep on the couch, stupid.
I couldn't find my fucking sex toy. I couldn't even wake this nigga up.
He's getting a good sleep right in my spot, too. Nigga, sleep over there.
Hey, yo, you waking the nigga up, yo. Yo, you seeing my sex toy up? What? I wasn't going to wake Corey up to ask where the shit was, but he was sleeping too good.
I tried to make some noise. Slam a cup on the counter.
Oh, my bad. Fuck.
11 o'clock. I'm like, hey, Corey.
Stupid, yo. Oh, man.
What's up? What's up? Eat. See my pocket pussy? Nigga, if you'll get the the fuck away from me while I'm sleeping.
That's nasty. E-bag, whatever, E.
Then I try to pour the lube in it, see if that's why it was getting stuck. Wait, you went raw dog first? You can't go raw dog.
No, I had the lube on my shit, and it was getting stuck. Then I try to pour the lube inside the joint.
Like, damn, I mean. Joe, you are a nasty nigga.
That shit must have grew. So E, what up, man? How you doing? I'm chilling, yo.
Good to see you, man. Good to be here.
Good to be here. Niggas is killing me online.
Everybody got a JBP hat? Shit look nice. Yeah, told you.
Oh, that's tough. You got one over there.
Green bubbles. Green bubbles.
Yeah, see? Weird, man. Cover your fucking alopecia.

Yeah.

What you got?

Alopecia.

Oh, okay.

But I want it.

I embrace it.

You don't.

You still using the spray.

If you never going to go bald?

Philippine nigga spraying spraying on my man.

Look.

If you want to go bald,

you going to try to hold on

to the hair forever?

Why you going to talk on your talk job? Yo, this segment ain't about me. You don You don't like to talk about all this shit.
So this is what I meant to tell y'all, not to go back to paradise, but going back to paradise. This is what I have for y'all.
This is what's ruining modern television, miniseries, fucking short series. And this problem popped up on Paradise.
So not to be a spoiler alert, but spoiler alert. The daughter.
The fucking kids. The daughter.
The fucking kids. The daughter.
I knew you was going to say it. The daughter.
The fucking daughter. The daughter took her badass.
What I'm saying to y'all is In the shows that we like It's always the kid now Ozark Ozark Presumed innocent Fucking Tariq Your Honor It's always the kid This little badass girl There's some more shows I'm forgetting where it's the kid this little badass girl got the tablet got the tablet ran to white homeboys said yo I got this I shouldn't have it I need some help he take his dumb white ass to the grandpa get some help they open the shit read shit. Now the little white boy go make a speech.

And while he giving probably the most important speech that's ever been given in this community,

the little girl with the tablet get conned into going with the op.

The op come over and say, oh, my God, I'm so afraid to be alone.

Won't you come with me?

The girl abandoned homeboy, take the tablet and go with this.

In the middle of the greatest speech

in history. In the middle of us solving

this entire debacle.

I get it though. Stop it.

I was on that side. Remember when I talked

to you, I was on that side at first. I watched the episode

again. You got to remember

her relationship with old

girl. That was her

peoples. They used to play the shit together.
She used to

play with her and Billy together. They was

tight. Nah.
She was tight with

Billy. She wasn't necessarily tight with

Thank you. And she was tight with her.
They play we together. Yeah, but I I'm not tighter with her than my new my new boy crush that's sitting up here talking And, yo, the shit that she just seen in that phone is some of the most important shit she's ever seen in her life.
I'm not just going to leave that moment to go over here. I'm going to holler at you tonight.
These kids are stupid, yo. I come over there tonight.
He's stupid. These kids on these shows are absolutely stupid.
The son is stupid. Why you said that? What made him think he was the person to even deliver that message in that way?

But that's his passion.

That's him. He's being emotional.

Cool.

All right, cool.

That was the first step of being dumb.

Shorty was supposed to stay with him.

That little girl is dumb.

That little girl's a fool.

That little girl's dumb.

She's a fool.

And that's how these miniseries drag out, because she just did some stupid shit.

So now the next episode, of course they're going to use her as leverage.

Duh.

My MRI results must have gotten back to my doctor. They said call me.
You lie. It was a big dog.
We'll holler at you real quick. And that's why niggas don't go to the doctor.
You worried. When you did it? Yesterday.
Oh yeah. Oh nah.
You gotta pause. You gotta pause.
I ain't Dog, my doctor be like, yo, if you don't hear from me. Nah, he was like, no rush at all.
But I think that's even a trick. Yeah, give me a call.
Hey, I got some results to go over with you. Feel free to call.
Nah, I don't like that. That's why you get it.
I think there's something to being willfully ignorant. I know that that's totally stupid.
No, it's not. No, but that's right.
I think that there's something to being willfully ignorant I know that that's totally stupid no it's not I think that there's something to being willfully ignorant for some people once they get the actual confirmation the mental part kick in and you mentally tell yourself it's over there's people that once they heard that news and now it's real. Niggas lost 80 pounds in two days.
Exactly. Like I was totally fine just thinking that my heart was cool at 44 and not seeing my heart rate, the plaque build up around it, my blood pressure because it's tied to the heart rate, the cholesterol.
They gave you a percentage? I don't have, I just went and did everything and he was going to send it to my doctor and now I got to call my doctor and hear about how I'm about to clock out. I got the shit, the MyChart shit, right? I don't think it's funny neither.
So stop saying it, dumbass. I got the MyChart shit.
So what happens with that, you get the results before the doctor damn near because it's all electronic shit. So now it show you the scale.
It show you the yellow

areas. You're supposed to be in green.
So if something

is already off, you kind of

I can look at my shits ahead of time and be like

alright, I know. Alright, alright.
You kind of prep

yourself a little bit. It don't make it

better, but you can at least prep yourself.

When you get that call, you don't know what

you'll be nervous as fuck. I was telling them earlier

I went and took some scans and a full

body MRI to see what's going on. Yeah, but...
It's a blessing to catch you early. That's a quick callback.
Yeah, nah. He could have hit you tomorrow.
Yeah, and I asked him when I was leaving, when y'all gonna know a little something? She was like, earliest Monday. Them niggas rushed your shit.
Yeah, you gotta go call them on the phone gang go to the bathroom hello

yo sex toy

fuck your back up

nah sit on the bathroom

sit on the toilet

while you talk to them

though just in case

you said what

yeah I come from

that era

knowing when

something's wrong

from your stool

knowing when

something's wrong

when the pain

and the aches

hit different

oh

oh

that 40s shit

oh god

yo

yeah 40s different

Thank you. He said no rush, but I think that was a trick.
Yeah, it's a trick. To ease the fear.
Yeah, to disarm you a little bit. Yeah, yeah.
I want to go over some of these results. Got a minute, buddy? Hey, listen, niggas can talk all that shit.

Hey, everybody got to die one day, but when you get close to the... Don't nobody want to hear that shit.

You're finding out what's going on.

Or, nigga, why I could still...

Knock some down?

Nah, nigga, why I'm still seemingly healthy?

Yeah, yeah.

I don't want to hear that shit.

So you would ignore it?

That's what men do?

Yeah.

And that's bad. It's a bad mistake.
bad and that's bad we are not condoning that I'm just saying I understand is all I'm saying you know how many people I know who were told late stage 4 yeah if you would have came if you would have came a little sooner we might have been able to work through this don't tell me that don't tell me that if we already here don't tell me yo if you would have did this, you could have came a little sooner, we might have been able to work through this. Don't tell me that.
Yeah, I hate that a lot. Don't tell me that.
If we already here, don't tell me, yo, if you would have did this, you could have been. Buddy gets a message out to other people.
It's a message to us, though. What he would have called the police.
Nigga, I don't want to hear that shit, though. Yeah, I don't want to hear that.
That ain't what I need to hear right now. The Delta plane that flipped over, Delta has offered all of the passengers 30 grand.
Sheesh. To that, my distinguished panel says, what? Suck my 30-inch sausage.
We all getting together. What? We getting some big bags.
This shit is 30 you want, nigga. I did.
I feel like that would be complicated. 30's a lot.
30's a lot. A lot of them motherfuckers is going to be like, all right, where do I sign? Word.
Oh, for sure. They're going to get it off.
And they know that. If I'm on that plane, Delta got to change the name from Delta to Delta Budan.
Ishta. My name going to have to be on the side of that plane.
30 grand? Y'all saw Soul Plane. Well, y'all probably did.
But, we saw Soul Plane, I saw. Well, yeah.
Bro, listen. It's that.
Let me tell you this. First off, I'm getting an airline.
We're gonna start, first off, from the rip, lifetime, first class seating for life. Nigga.
That's what we start. Flying no more.

No, we're going to

start with my own fleet.

Yeah.

You're not going to

get that much.

But we're going to

negotiate more than

some 30 punk ass

that.

What?

In this economy,

$30,000 is a lot

though.

Especially for those

who were not in

business class.

A lot of people

are going to take that.

A good lawyer can

reach out to everybody

on that flight

and get them all

together.

A good lawyer can

get all of them together on that flight and be like, we're going to go for a bigger bag. That's why they're trying to get a bunch of them.
For real, like Kim. No, we're not getting Kim K to...
Salino and Barnes would do better than Kim K. Yo, one of them niggas died, bro.
Stop bringing him up. Somebody passed away.
Salino's dead. Oh, Salino dead.
One of them niggas is gone. Barnes is still here.
Barnes and Barnes. The number change today.
I'm Salino and Barnes. And Salino died.
Go ahead. Yeah.
I'm just saying. Salino died in a plane crash.
One of them died in a plane crash. That's not the worst day for Barnes.
No, it's not. One of them died in a plane crash.
That's bad to say. That's fucked up, but it's true.
That's not true, yo. That is bad to say.
Niggas got family trusts and all that shit. Barnes died.
Barnes died. Barnes is dead.
Sorry. In a plane crash.
Then Selena. In a plane crash, right? 2020.
Selena what? Selena went to the bar. That nigga, Selena went to Party City.
I can't say that, man. Close that bitch down.
That nigga. Order some Chipotle.
Selena, Selena. The firm dissolved and broke up shortly before Barnes died.
Oh, this makes it even better story. See, I told y'all.
That doc bought the... Selena might have...
Selena. I gotta see the doc.
Hold on now. Selena might have booked somebody was on bullshit.
Don't dissolve my shit and die. Nah, that's crazy.
Don't dissolve my shit and die. Don't dissolve my shit.
Oh, because you dissolve my shit, you're dead. I'm almost at the end of the Gabby Potato, Petito story on Netflix.
I'm almost at the very end and my memory's bad so I forgot even though it was just a few years ago. Homie is dead, too,

that did that shit.

He died, right?

Who?

Her boyfriend.

Her boyfriend.

I thought so.

I forgot about that part.

And then episode three

of the doc,

and then he went missing.

It's like, whoa.

Some bullshit going on.

There's some good docs out.

Mr. Potato.

There's some good docs out.

What are you talking about,

Mr. Potato?

You said Petito,

Patato.

Gabby Petito

is the young,

white lady. She was very young.
She was 18, 19, and she was the blogger, and she had a boyfriend, and they went on a cross-country trip, and then... Oh, no, she moved.
She actually moved to live with her boyfriend across the country, and they went on a little vlogging tour that she was capturing all the footage from and then she went missing

and then he went home.

Yeah, he came home.

And then the parents

were complicit

in whatever his cover-up story was.

Then the whole internet

and the nation

went on a search for Gabby

and then somebody on Facebook

or somewhere found the van.

The internet gonna put it together.

Yeah.

So they put it together.

They found her body

and then he went missing

slash on the run.

And then I forgot

I think I got to, I got to, I'm going to have to call my sister when we go on break because she broke down why all these planes are having these incidents and she said it specifically Delta United and another one she said Spirit all them other shits is cool and it's because they didn't switch over they switched switched over to a different... Hey, Big Monique.

No, it's not Monique.

It's Melissa.

Hey, Big Melissa.

I'm telling you.

I wasn't on Spirit Flight.

You ain't going to trick me now.

Hey, that's what I'm staying on.

Jet Blue.

Jet Blue.

Frontier safe.

Spirit safe.

Yeah.

Jet Blue safe too, nigga. Frontier's another one.

And I ain't knowing that other one

where there's no assigned seating.

It just let all y'all bump right in the flames. Southwest.
Southwest. Sit wherever you want to sit.
She said Southwest is good too. Southwest is good too.
If you ain't knowing that other one where there's no assigned seating and just let all y'all bummer.

Southwest.

Southwest.

Sit wherever you want to sit.

Southwest is good too.

Southwest is good too.

If you don't get the fuck out of here,

no.

JetBlue too.

They're not switching over

their operating system.

It's something where they're not.

It's malfunctioning.

It's malfunctioning

their operating system.

So all the flights

that have done that,

all the other airlines that have

are fine.

It's just them niggas.

I'm not going nowhere.

Me neither. I got a flight next week So Yeah I fly too long Where you going Freeze? Orlando Oh shit really? I'm supposed to fly to Orlando next week The world Volleyball championship Is some shit I'm supposed to go to Orlando next week You going? Yeah I'm going too What you doing out there? My niece birthday You going too? You going to Orlando next week too? Yeah Me too nigga Fuck nigga What's up? Shut up Y'all playing I'm dead ass I'm going too.
What you doing out there? My niece's birthday. You going too? You going to Orlando next week too? Yeah.
Me too, nigga. Fuck, nigga.
What's up? Shut up. Y'all playing.
I'm dead ass. I'm going to see my grandfather.
I'm dead ass. I'm not with this.
My niece's birthday party is nigga. We all going to be in Orlando.
We doing a group Orlando trip? We going to get up. That's it.
They're always lit. Let's do the part out there.
It's come on. That's it.
Volleyball. It's.
Come on. Let's go.
Come on. It's.
We out. What's they names? It's no time.
What's their names? My stepkids? No, the Orlando twins that y'all niggas going to see. Ish, if you think that I'm able to fly to Orlando and see some twins and my girl is in that state, you have that lady fucked up.
She ain't got to be in that state. I still got her fucked up if you think you're doing that.
Yeah, that ain't going to work. Them days is over for me no matter how you paint it, buddy.
Ish, pull up to Orlando. We're going to get a studio and do a pod out there, yo.
That'd be dope. I'm done.
That would be dope. My brother got a studio in Orlando.
I got to get a pass from probation, but I'll see if I'm coming. We good.
We good with our team. We'll hold it down.
We'll hold it down. Yo, ours own a studio in Orlando.
We should meet up for a little bit in Orlando, man. Let's go have dinner or something.
No, let's do the pod out there. Niggas, we don't have to come back.
No, no, no, no. Hold on.
I'm there for a volleyball championship. I'm there to go be the annoying parent in the stands.
You can have a little bit of fun. I had some fun in Orlando before.
Yeah, he's having a good time. He's having a good time.
Wall Street or whatever? Orlando is nice. Orlando is there.
My little brother's got a job right on the corner where the **** is at. I'm supposed to pull up there and annoy them niggas too.
That. Like, I'm at that age.
Wait, wait, the little cafe joint there? Yeah. Yeah, shot's in there.
Oh, shit, that's dope. Go in there and check on my little bros too.
No, I'm going to go, yeah, I'm going to go. Both of them? One is in the back, one is in the front.
Oh, I'm going to go check it. That's dope.
Yeah, it got over on one of them niggas when they was giving the jobs. You want the back or the front? The back.
All right. All right.
The tips is in the front. Yeah, he did.
But, yeah, nah got to run over there. All right, we're going to Orlando.
I'm going to play volleyball. I'm going to the volleyball championship show.
What a time. Let's know now.
Ish, you going? For sure. Ish ain't going nowhere.
He ain't at all. Ish, Ish, Ish, Ish, Ish, is short in his house.
You going to the party next week? No, Ish, go. Ish, go.
And just we won't hit nobody. If Ish didn't work in his podcast, he couldn't go nowhere.
Ish will be in Orlando and won't hit none of us. Oh, you said you ain't got your G card no more.
I'm saying Ish life is a little different today. Ish should be in Orlando.
I'm 49 years old. Where you at now? And he can't just run out like he used to.
I'm in Sarasota with my girl. Who? When he run out, he got to bring the clothes for the day and the night.
Oh. He can't play stupid.
Oh, once he go in, he got to stay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He know what time is. I remember those days.
Stop playing with it like that, y'all. No, that's the truth.
That's the truth. And to that you say? He ain't going back out.
My brother. He ain't playing nothing.
My brother, look at me. His girl is listening.
To that you say? I'm not listening to these niggas, bro. They don't know what they're talking about.
We wasn't talking about. He don't do much.

He don't do much.

I don't do much.

Bean said it.

There's nothing wrong

with having to ask

for a permission slip

once in a while.

You said that before.

You asked for,

I'm not listening

to these niggas.

Nothing wrong with that.

Yeah.

Happy wife.

Happy.

Oh, shit.

Very fancy.

Happy house, nigga.

Old boy mad.

Oh, yeah,

because y'all married

by the state. There's no common law in New Jersey, though.
I'm just shooting. You smart.
I'm just shooting, man. What else I can shoot at in this motherfucker? What else y'all got? What else y'all got for me that's juicy? All you want to do is shoot at, nigga.
No, no, no, I'm a positivity highlighter. Come on, Give me something else.
Give me something else that's good. Let me see it.
Oh, man. It looks like Trump has done away with congestive pricing.
Hold up. Round of applause.
Or not. How you feel? Come on.
Round of applause for that. Clap for that.
Turn the applause up actually. It looks like Trump has done right by

the good citizens of New York.

He seems to

have done away with that congestive pricing

stuff that was crippling the city.

Fake news. Let me ask you a question.

What's up, Antoine? How do you feel about that, Joseph?

I think it's great, man.

The congestive pricing totals

was coming up to $4,000,

$5,000, $6,000, $7 seven grand in yearly costs for different families. In this economy, you're asking for a lot of people.
I think New York has been doing a phenomenal job in recent years of just trying to get rid of the middle class, the lower class, and just keep only a certain class citizen. I don't think that's right at all.
Not with the way the economy is set up. We need to cast a follow-up question.
People work in the city. Everybody don't have $9 to enter, exit.
I don't know. Google the rules yourself, but that's a lot, man.
So glad that Trump finally stepped in. Because shit was getting too crazy out there with no traffic, cars just going everywhere that they wanted to go.
Facts. available.
The people that parking being available. I did read something, though.
The shoppers on Fifth Ave. I know you're being sarcastic.
Being able to shop in peace with elbow room and space. Like all the people that had $9 to...
I ain't going to hold you. $9.
That might have been the best $9 I ever spent. Fine, fuck it.
Y'all got it out of me.

You got me.

I have spent more than $9 on way less than peace and freedom.

I spent $10 on maybe a chopped cheese.

A quarter pound of milk.

A stuffed animal.

A McDonald's drive-thru.

If there was ever a day where somebody said to me, hey, for $9, we'll get rid of all of them. So fucked up.
Jolon Musk. So fucked up.
Joe Tron. I made a left and a right the other day headed to the city.
It was cars. I was offended.
Oh, shit. What the hell y'all? What are y'all doing out here? Y'all found $9? Where the hell? Y'all were digging in the couch.
That's not right. That's fucked up.
That's not right. Where the hell are you niggas getting out here? The elitist.
No, but no, no, no. In all seriousness, round of applause for Donald Trump, man, doing what needed to be done in the city.
The city is appealing that. Well, hunger, yeah.
She's sore. They are appealing that.
They must take. The MTA, yeah, she is.
They're not rocking with none of that. I did see one take that.
I was like, oh, that makes sense. It's that the taxpayers pay for the roads.
Everything already. So charging them to drive on shit that they paid for.
On the roads that they already paid for is insanity yeah come out of your taxes good double tax for anything everything anyway nah that's crazy that's a fact right like if taxpayers already bought the cement and stuff then why you gotta double pay for something and pay and pay the workers Juanito and them yo oh come on man Juanito's not here no more they They're not there, nigga. He gone.
Yo, they not there. Travel.
They're here for us, yeah. Home Depot's is clear, nigga.
Donovan. I mean, the Home Depot's are clear.
Congratulations to New York City in the meantime. Indeed.
Shout out to NYC. For the people that didn't have the $9, go ahead to your little thrift shop.
What are they going to hit? What up, y'all? Hey, y'all. Go ahead to Southwest.
It's getting a lot. Getting a lot first.
Listen, y'all can call me what you want. If I didn't have $9, guess what I would find $9 for? That shit.
That shit's expensive, nigga. Niggas bought garbage-ass dime bags and didn't get high at all.
In the manila. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, you old as that. You old as that.
What is that? Huh? That's how dime bags used to go. The little manila envelopes? You know the big manila envelopes? They used to be little ones, and that's what nickels and dimes used to come in back in the day.
Sad. Yeah, nigga.
70s was crazy. Yeah, you got too old like that.
Nigga hit me with the 70s, nigga. I know the little.
Again, round of applause. Round of applause.
Yeah. Because it was fucking up the common guy.
Yeah, she was a weed head before?

You smoked weed and all that before?

I was.

I never was like a...

Pothead.

Pothead.

I smoked weed, but it wasn't my thing.

Like, I wasn't smoking weed daily.

Yeah, he ain't smoke a lot.

Look at his lips.

He can't get my fucking fire.

Ain't no brown, no purple.

He ain't smoke a lot.

Look at the boy's lips.

That's what happens to you, man.

Look at the boy's lips.

Don't tuck him down. Don't tuck him down.
Let me see your lips. What's wrong with you? Hey, yo.
He got the fresh salmon. He got the fresh salmon.
That ain't no farm rain right there, nigga. That's a nice little thing.
That's a nice little thing. That's a nice little thing.
That's a nice little thing. That's a nice little thing.
That's a nice little thing. That's a nice little thing.
That's a nice little thing. That's a nice little thing.
That's a nice little thing. That's a nice little thing.
That's a nice little thing. That's a nice little thing.
That's a nice little thing. That's a nice little thing.
That's a nice little thing. That's a nice little thing.
That's a nice little thing. That's a good medium rare.

Hey.

Right?

All right.

Yo, bro.

What's wrong with you, yo? Nice pink in the middle.

He ain't smoke too much.

He ain't smoke a lot, man.

It's cool.

Nah, dude.

It's cool.

Nah.

He ain't my bad.

He looks just perfect, nigga.

Yo, dog.

Hey, yo.

Let me see.

Enough, Joe.

Let me see.

Fuck her up, nigga.

Let me see what that Filipino nigga doing there in my mustache. Let me see.
Fuck her up, nigga. Let me see what that Filipino nigga doing there in mustache.
Let me see. Oh, he got the Asian mustache.
Rush Hour, too. Yo, this nigga's an idiot, bro.
You're a fool, bro. Here's my question to y'all.
I'll go through a little bit of sports really quick. Who's ready for the worst sports take you ever heard? What? What's it? Hey.
All right. Running back of the Buffalo Bills, James Cook, wants $15 million to return.
How many years? He didn't say. He said this conversation starts at $15 million per year.
For reference, I think Saquon gets 13. 12 and change.

I think it's 13 and change. Christian McCaffrey

is at the 15 number,

I think.

Do y'all

think that James Cook

of the Buffalo Bills

should and will get

$15 million from them? I think he should.

I don't think he will. I don't think he will.

I think he should, and I think he'll get really close. Even if he don't get 15, he might get 14.
13, 3, something like that. Yeah, like he's tough, bro.
Yeah, he's good. I'm not mad at him starting there.
It's not about him being tough. It's just about what the ceiling is and how running back pay his view.
I do think that, again, like I said, Jameer Gibbs, B. John Robinson, Saquon, Christian, the top running backs now, the way they look, Derrick Henry even.
Yeah, for sure. They look like they could change what running back pay will be in the future.
I agree. They're working on it.
They're working on it the same way quarterbacks did, the same way receivers did. I think that the running backs.
And I think James Cook just happens to be in line to benefit from what some of the top running backs in the league are paid currently. I just don't know that they're giving them $15 million.
I still don't see that they could change that. We've had running backs get really big deals and then not perform, and that's what the owners in them are going to keep saying.
They're not going to say it to this crop of running backs. They can't say that.
Not just that. We've just seen Danny Dimes get $40 million and not perform.
They ain't going to stop no quarterbacks. Yeah, but that's the white boy quarterback from Duke.
Let's keep it on the running backs. They're not going to say that to Saquon when it's his time again.
They certainly won't say it to Bijan, who's up next year with Jameer Gibbs. Watch what them two do next year.
Them two going to change. You can't say to them.
Them two, yeah. Yeah.
Them two. All it takes is the top two for the field to be changed.
I don't know if Cook is not in that conversation with them two, to be totally honest. He's not, but he ain't far from it.
Bro, that Buffalo offense don't go without him. It's a big, big running back draft class, though.
He's a not paying out of basketball. That's a good point.
It's going to make a little tricky. Very good point.
They're going to let not paying running backs be. That's a good point.
A little tricky. If there's any time on my ax, I'm going to ax right now.

Yeah, for sure. I'm not mad at the ax.
So, again, even if he shot at 15, his number really might be 12. You know what I'm saying? If he shoot 15 and land at 13, I'm going to say Kwan money.
Yeah. Right.
He might really take 12. And I hope he gets paid.
Me too. He might take 12.
I do hope he gets paid. In other sports news

SGA has fired his agent

And will be representing himself. Brilliant.
Will be representing himself for his new $300 million contract that he will be eligible for. Yeah, he don't need it.
Nigga, ain't nothing to discuss. Honestly speaking, what do I need the agent for to negotiate my contract? At his value.

At his value. He's a max NBA player.
It ain't no question. Ain't nothing to talk about.
I don't want to be ignorant because that's a lot of money. Might be above my pay grade.
True. But I'm with you.
Like Ray Allen. If I'm him, I don't need an agent to say max me.
Yeah. Ray Allen used to hire attorneys.
So Ray Allen would hire six, seven attorneys

At $500 an hour

To negotiate his shit and do all his to say, max me. Ray Allen used to hire attorneys.
So Ray Allen would hire six, seven

attorneys at $500 an hour

to negotiate his shit and do all his

paperwork and all of that and made out

way cheaper to give him the agent 3 or 4%.

And he has a good relationship with OKC and

the NBA. He'll be fine.

It would be different if he was in a shitty relationship

with them. He'll be good.

The agents will come in for endorsement deals and all that

shit. Their value is showing more there.
But as far as him and OKC, he don't need no fucking agent. Their first offer going to be...
Right. He's going to be All-Pro first team.
I got two more for y'all. What does everybody here think of Anthony Edwards saying during All-Star Weekend that he does not want to be the face of the league? He's saying leave that for Victor Wimignana, who's also out

for the rest of the season. The Spurs

being slick again. Yep.

The Spurs being slick again. Spurring.

Go for that Cooper.

They're going to end up with Ace Bailey

or somebody. There's going to be a real problem over there.

I like it.

De'Aaron Fox, Ace Bailey

or Cooper flag. Wimignana.

Wimignana, Chris Paul and Stephen Castle. Bro, and they got a bunch of little young dudes that you don't know their name.
Pop Pop's tough, yes. That all play ball, bro.
What's his name? Devin Vessel. Devin Vessel.
Yo, they all play ball, bro. They do got Devin Vessel.
They got a nice team over there. Devin Vessel, nigga.
He's nice. He's good.
I don't know. Nice, Stephen Castle.
Yeah, no, no. They got nice teams.
What do y'all think about Anthony Edwards saying he does not want to be the face of the league? It's brilliant. He just wanted to play ball.
I think his personality and who he is, he don't want that pressure on him. That's what it is.
I don't want that pressure on me, bro. I don't want to be the face of the league.
I don't want y'all to adopt me as the face of the league because now all that shit that happened with Ja, I don't want that pressure. I don't want that scrutiny.
I don't want that pressure. All that shit that happened with Ja.
Like they were gearing Ja. Ja ran around trying to shoot the 16-year-old white boys over birthday parties.
No, he didn't. That's not what happened.
Don't say that. Some shit happened, though.
Ja went to Foot Locker and pistol whipped the two little kids. What he did? Ja had a few incidents with weapons.
He had incidents where he flashed weapons.

You're out of here.

I'm not disagreeing.

Don't say he pistol whipped nobody.

No, I'm joking.

Of course. I'm saying.

So I'm just saying.

You can't flash weapons

and be the face of the league.

They got him out of there

faster than I've ever seen them

get a face of the league candidate.

I'm a grand with you.

So what I'm saying is

if you Anthony Edwards,

you might not want that pressure.

Bam, I want to be me.

What I'm saying is

I'm still a young wild nigga.

That's all I heard. You see the way he was talking to Obama? Who? Anthony Edwards.
I loved it. That to me...
It's him. It's him.
And I like the fact that he knows that. And he is the face of the league.
He couldn't be. I don't think he has a choice in this matter.
And I think this is one of those incidents where young people don't realize that they don't have a choice and you're working within the design of something good point i think he don't have a choice you can't say i don't want to be the face of the league and i've seen multiple people uh echo this across the interwebs you can't say i don't want to be the face of the league and then be in five six seven national ad campaigns the behavior and the words don't match you can't be the face of sprite the face of adidas or whatever

your sneaker is the face of all these things and then say i don't want to be the face of the league you're the face of the league we have we have you here i think that's like you being signed to me as an artist you popping everywhere that you go and when you get back to me you say nah i'm cool i ain't really trying to sell records you don't have a choice in this it's going to be women yana and Anthony Edwards.

We just traded away our franchise player for the last 10 years who made 300 million dollars we didn't do that because we have Rudy Gobert and Julius Edwards we did that because we have you you are the face of the franchise you are one of the young fresh faces of the league partly because of how you carry it and all that shit that is just you so while you saying y'all I'm just me I don't want the spotlight I don't mean guess what buddy the spotlight's there Joe he want to still be on his fuck shit he knows that and he knows he's not ready to let go of that he knows he don't want to clean up his image He's going to be on your fuck shit while you're the face of the league.

Like Flip.

And he's going to lose out on...

Like Flip is one of the faces

of this league

and he is allowed

to be on his fuck shit.

But he was brought in

with that

and he was brought in

to be that.

You know that.

Dog.

You didn't come and say

clean up your ass.

There's limitations

on the fuck shit.

What we're talking about

is what we've seen

fuck shit from Anthony Edwards.

As long as he don't flash no weapons, no guns, and say nothing disrespectful about China. Why, I'm sorry, why don't you respect the fact that he's taking the road to say, like, I don't want this responsibility? I do respect it.
I just think he don't have a choice. I think he does.
That decision is not his. And I think this comes off of, it is his.
No, it ain't. No, it ain't.
It's not his. It's not his.
So if Adam Silver's making a mistake. No, I think this comes off the last week conversation that we had with him and the lady.
And they pulled him in the office like, yo, keep your dick in your pants, blah, blah, blah. I don't engage in all this stuff.
If he was the face, they could have heard that information, though. That's a lot of shit.
No, they couldn't. Yeah, what? Not in today's social media.
We want to have an honest conversation or no? Yes, we want to have an honest conversation. That's a lot of shit to get hit by the faces.
I believe that. A bunch of shit that we all hear.
For sure. True.
But when a girl starts throwing that shit around and that shit gets snatched up real, real quick, they got to pay a lot of motherfuckers. Money.
Yeah. Your value has to be, oh, we got to suppress this.
And his value is not there yet. This is just him getting ahead of it.
That's how I look at it. So now when some shit come out and they say, I told y'all I didn't want to be the face of the league.
So leave me alone. The NBA is not caring about what he's doing with his penis right this moment.
It is way too much money on the line, one. For sure.
Two, he has no say in how many nationally televised games Adam Silver decides to give the Timberwolves. If I want to put you on 50 times a year, then I'm doing it.
And know what that does? You're facing if you wanted to face this little league. They starving right now.
You be the face. But while we in our transition phase, we're going to milk

Curry and Durant

and LeBron and Bronny

until the time is up.

But guess what?

We nurturing

the next crop of stars

and you there.

Yes, for sure.

I'm not disagreeing with that.

I don't care how many times

he's saying I'm not

the face of the league.

That's what I'm saying.

He's just saying that

to protect the fact

that he's still there.

He's saying that because

he may really feel that

and believe that.

Sorry, buddy.

I don't want to tap dance

for them. And some motherfuckers not beat to do that.
I mean, you're already tap dancing. You're already tap dancing.
You're already tap dancing. You're doing it.
You save Young Glover a little bit. You're playing the game already.
I disagree. But, okay.
You disagree with the he's tap dancing part. Yo, have you ever seen- You're not going to go do six commercials and come over here and say, I don't want to do commercials.
Have you ever seen his interview? That's true. Yeah.
You seen him interview? Yeah. Yeah.
He ain't the most PC nigga in the interviews. So? He a young Georgia nigga that really be giving it up in them interviews.
Yeah, but he is in the commercials. He's different.
He not talking and doing all that shit in the commercials. My real feelings don't come across when I'm doing a Sprite commercial.
The commercials go a lot further than post-game interviews. Did y'all watch the Starting Five series on Netflix? Yeah.
Did you see him? Did you see him on there? I didn't finish it so I don't want to comment. That's who he is.
That's who he is. But nobody's arguing who he is.
I think we all in agreeance with who he is. But I'm saying, him saying I don't want to be the face of the league is who he is.
So when I do my shit, it's almost like I'm protecting myself. That's it.
He really don't have a say in the matter like you said. He don't.
That's all I was getting at. We're going to make our star regardless.
That's all I was getting at. You can say all you want to say.
Now, if he want to go do something stupid enough to where alright, we're not televising these games at 8 o'clock on TNT and yada yada yada and that's different. But I don't think he want to do that because he's playing the game.
Yeah. He's playing the game.
You can't say I'm playing the game and then say I don't want to. No, you're playing the game over here too.
You signed here. You signed here, right? Stay there.
You think John Morant wanted to be the face of the league? Yes. Okay, cool.
So, to your premise, if he didn't want to be the face, I mean, if he wanted to be the face of the league, he wouldn't have been whipping out on niggas. That's not true.
That's just in a circle.

That's not true.

That's the circle.

That's not true.

That's not true.

That's the circle.

Yeah, he had too much difference.

You could still want something and also know how not to obtain it.

John Morant shouldn't have been talking it, not to bring up the Amani shit.

John Morant shouldn't have been threatening the 16-year-old white boy at Foot Lock in the first place.

Cool.

You did that.

They sat you down.

They sat you down. They scolded you publicly.
And guess what you did two months later? You did it again. You're standing on top of a hood of a car in a video pulling the things out.
Hey, and now John Morant may not have known it, but we're going to hit the off button now. And your entire life looks different.
Yeah. Your entire life is different now.
True. We didn't come tell you, hey, we about to make your life look different.
We just hit the button. I'm telling you that.
I can't tell you who's going to go to Grizzlies. And what I'm telling you is Ja Morant's check ain't changed.
And Ja Morant's life, mate, listen to what I'm saying, to what he might deem a necessity has not changed. But look, to your point.
And that's not true. If he did not want to be the face of the league, then he don't come make those apologetic statements either, though.
His game check didn't change. He got a check.
He got a check to get it. No, you still got your check.
His game check changed the court. Everything else changed.
I'm trying to play the game now to stay in y'all good graces, though. All right.
We moving along because we staying in one spot. Bro, for a nigga from the bottom, not saying that he is that, for a nigga from the bottom, if I'm making $50 million a year, if I'm making $40 million a year, I don't got to make $70 million a year to some people.
But you don't know what his personal goal was and for the trajectory where they had him, that fucked his life. Charles is a good kid.
Bro, I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm saying we don't know what his wants and needs are.
So for some people, they would marvel at me and say, you're going to be... And that's why we can speak to what his wants and needs were because we saw him want it.
I'm not finished, bro. What I'm telling you is.
I don't want you to finish. I know.
We know. What I'm telling you is that might have been his want.
Anthony Edwards could be saying, I don't want that shit. Everybody's wants ain't the same.
Then get out the Sprite commercial. Get out the Adidas commercial.
Because he's the face of Adidas, right? Yeah. One of them? Yeah.
Yeah. Don't go.
What you're saying makes sense. Yeah, come on.
It makes sense. All right, yeah.
Because you do these things, all this comes with, if you're the face of this, this, this, this, and this, and you're in the NBA, it all goes together. And if I'm Adam Silver and the GDP of the NBA is fucked up, you have no choice until we find...
I'm leaning on you. For sure.
You have no choice. I'm on your side.
I don't even need your consent.

Yeah.

Right.

Yeah, if you don't want to be the face of the league,

don't take advantage of all the things that would provide you to be that.

Lastly in sports.

Okay.

It's my last one.

We can get some of the worst sports takes ever in the history of podcasting.

The Yankees have finally changed their facial hair rule for players. Let me hit them around with applause.
People that have followed baseball on the Yankees, that's been a really big thing for eons. Bro, not just the players.
The organization. Oh, for real? Yo, I don't care if you, my man used to work for the Nets when they was the Yankee Nets.
Which man? You got too many. My man Drew.
When they was combined. Which is Drew? Yo, the whole Nets couldn't have facial hair neither.
When George Steinbrenner was partnering with, because it was the Yankees Nets at one point. Yeah.
None of them. The niggas on the telephones, the janitors, nobody could have facial hair.
Well, they've now changed that rule to allow neatly groomed beards. It's been a big deal in the U.S.
It's about time to get rid of the lone mustache. They made Johnny Damon cut his beard off.
Yeah, he looked crazy. He looked like a nut in a Yankee uniform with no beard.
Like, come on. And they re-signed Aaron Boone on a two-year contract.
What else? Yo, stop it. You ain't doing it.
What else we got? What else we got? Before we go any further, we do want to say rest in peace to Violetta Wallace. Oh, my God.
What? Yeah. Oh, my God.
It was reported earlier yesterday because the witness drops. Wow.
That she passed away. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
How's everybody doing tonight? Yeah. I'd like to welcome to the stage.
We're lyrically acclaimed. I like this young man.
Did it say how she passed? No. I did not see that.
Let me see if there's any new information. Did it say how old she was? 72.
72 years old. Round of applause for theack the Beast.
78. 78 years old.
The cause of death is natural. Natural causes.
She hospice You wanna see the inside I see you later There come the drama Oh, that's that nigga with the fake Wow While you touch me on my face Stay in your place Place on my shirt And alligators You wanna see the inside I see you later There come the drama Oh, that's that nigga with the fake Wow That's on my shirt And alligators You wanna see the inside I see you later, here come the drama Oh, that's that nigga with the fake Wow! That's on my shirt and alligators You wanna see the inside I see you later, here come the drama Oh, that's that nigga with the fake Wow! Why you punch me in my face? Stay in your place Play your position Come on, get to the show Go in this clear pocket Bittersweet, I mean on one end She gets to see her son If you believe in, you know, the afterlife and all that.

Long, healthy life.

The kids, though.

Egos. Rest in peace to Miss Wallace.
Thoughts, prayers, condolences to the family, friends, and fans. Especially the kids.
Especially the kids. Damn.
These kids are young too. You might go get me a body scan, yo.
You should. Gotta do it.
I'm scared,

boss.

It'll be alright.

You said you're scared?

Hell yeah.

Understandable,

but...

Prevention is

everything,

man.

Prevention is

better than the cure.

Better than cure.

I tried to book

the couple's MRI.

Yeah,

get your big ass

in here too.

Yeah,

yeah,

don't just be

staring at me.

Get in there.

Get your fucking ass.

You got 38,

39.

Let's go.

Yo, you're a fool. They got an extra role, but Ain't nobody else booked for the day.
You're absolutely right. It ain't good for you no more.
Just remind me what it's like to just be young and feel like you got your whole life ahead of you. Entire life.
Entire life. Again, back to that, just this bliss that comes with.
Ignorant bliss. I have tomorrow.
Ignorant bliss. I have tomorrow.
I have tomorrow. I have tomorrow.
I told y'all when it came to even thinking about wedding plans and all that. Outside of me, I want my mom and dad to be able to.
Enjoy that. Yeah.
Be there to see that. It's a blessing.
Yeah. Yeah, no, for real.
And while we're saying rest in peace, our guy, Tracy Dukes, he's in our fantasy league.

His pops passed away two days ago.

Damn.

Yeah.

Tracy, Tracy, man.

You can go to Tracy.

If you don't start that a different way.

No, I'm just letting y'all know who he is.

I'm scared of the shit out of you.

Our guy, Tracy Dukes, man.

It's like, wait.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

That scared me.

No, I just seen him post.

I love it. All right, rest in peace.
I talked to him yesterday. Rest in peace to Tracy Dukes, Tracy Dukes, man.
It's like, wait. Oh, no, no, no, no.
That scared me. No, I just seen him post.
I love it. All right.
Rest in peace. I talked to him yesterday.
Rest in peace to Tracy Dukes, Tracy Dukes' dad. They're saying the Puff lawyer quit.
Yeah. Yeah.
One or the main? The one that was handling the sexual assault. The brother.
Yeah. That might.
Tony Rico fouls to withdraw from representing Sean Combs, writing cryptically, under no circumstances can I continue to effectively serve as counsel for Sean Combs. Consistent with the ABA standards for criminal justice.
There's a whole sheet that went out on this. Come on, dog.
He ain't got to do that. He seems to be relieved as counsel for Sean Combs.
As a result of discussions with lead counsel Mark Afagillo, I might be fucking that up, this motion for the withdrawal of counsel is filed. While I am aware that the local rule requires that an application for withdrawal of counsel is supported and granted only upon a showing by affidavit or otherwise of satisfactory reasons for withdrawal.
There are sufficient reasons related to the protections afforded by the attorney-client privilege for brevity in my application for withdrawal as counsel in this case. Although I have provided Sean Cones with a high level of legal representation expected by the court.
Under no circumstance can I continue to effectively serve as counsel in this case. Although I have provided Sean Combs with a high level of legal representation

expected by the court,

under no circumstance can I continue

to effectively serve as counsel for Sean Combs,

consistent with yada, yada, yada,

like I already read.

Oh.

All right, gentlemen.

It looks crazy.

That's the thing.

That don't sound great.

Yeah, that don't sound great.

That don't sound great.

Digging some shit that he might have saw?

It sounds like, yo,

I came across some information.

Yeah. That I can't even know.
That is damn is damn it And morally I can't fuck with you And how that's worded It's just what I want My defense attorneys To come with Morals Like Nigga if you don't Get in there And defend me I asked y'all I asked y'all That question before On here If you were Could you Some people can't. Could I do what? If you knew for a fact that the client did it and you were the lawyer, could you represent them? As a defense lawyer, you know that every client you have isn't going to end up being in a studio.
You shouldn't be a defense attorney. Yeah.
Right, but it's, you could be a defense attorney and then, again, it could be just something personally that bothers you as a person that you just can't fuck with. I just feel like as...
It ain't blanking. When you take certain oaths, like a doctor, when a doctor has a criminal on his table, he still has to save that criminal.
You took that oath to be a lawyer and you know that you're going to end up defending some people who have done some horrible things. You're going to have to take that over.
Seriously. Pick a different branch of law.
Going to even, it's criminals and corporate law. You got to go into law.
Because again, if a murderer comes into your office and they murdered somebody, you're going to give them 50-50 of your skills I think he came across

some information

that he knew

he couldn't win the case

he might have

so you wanna keep

your record clean

and don't go down

in the history

as the dude

that lost

yeah but don't do that

don't do all that

but don't do that public shit

that was nasty

if that's the case

that's nasty

if it's something where

Puff might occur

what was nasty

the public statement

the public statement that way

he didn't make a public statement

that statement that you just read

what you just read

is his public statement

Thank you. If it's something where Puff might accost him.
What was nasty? The public statement. The public statement that way.
He didn't make a public statement. That statement that you just read.
What you just read is his public statement. It's public because the statement is public once you foul it.
He didn't open his notes. Oh, that was a petition to the judge.
Yeah, that was to the judge. And that's made public so people can read it.
And he knows that at this high level. But I get it.
I get it. He has no choice.
Yeah, he has no choice. I'm withdrawing.
I thought that was just like a press release. Yeah, no.
This is not a press release. Not to say that he won't do one, but this is not that.
Okay, I took that the wrong way. I think that's still horrible giving it to the judge.
No, I got to give it to the judge straight. Boss.
I disagree. But let's go.
In order for you to be withdrawn from a case like that, you have to have reason. He could have said it's a conflict of interest.
He could have said a number of different things that even if it, let's just say hypothetically, and I sound like I'm capable of, I'm not. Again, I'm being objective.
If this is the judge that's going to oversee the case, right, so now you say that to that judge, you just could have potentially put, let's plant a seed to that judge that the defendant is on bullshit and I can't represent him no more. The judge damn near like, all right, let me look for it.
I disagree with that. Would that be unethical? But also, isn't there a jury? I disagree with that.
I mean, the judge is important, but yeah. The judge is there to be a judge and part of being a judge is you can't plant a seed with me.
Do that shit with everybody else. One.
Two, if he has to protect his bar, what's the lawyer shit? If he has to protect his lawyer shit, we just heard that in the ASAP case where the judge asked him, hey, buddy, explain to me how you're even ethically allowed to continue this case. Answer me.
I need to hear from you. It sounds like one of them instances to me.
And if you're not, the judge ain't the person to play with in that. I just hate it because it just looks like a smoke signal, a red flag to any other lawyer who might want to pick who did he might decide.
But he wasn't the main. And not just like.
I don't know who the main was, but. You named some dude.
Oh, I did name him. You named some dude.
Oh, so they're just removing him from the... He boogied.

Okay, I mean...

And I'm not as mad at it.

Does this change?

Does this change?

I know we had some people here that thought that Puff might get off.

Yeah, I had that hot take.

Does this change anything for y'all?

I think just publicly, it's more damning for him publicly. This don't change nothing.
I didn't think he was getting off. I still think he got a percentage to get off.
This is the trial or within the lawsuits? I thought this was dealing with just the lawsuits, not the actual trial. If this is dealing with the law...
The civil shit. Yeah, if this is the civil shit, then I don't think it...
I mean, it could be 100%. This says United States District Court, Southern District of New York, United States of America against Sean Combs.
Yeah, that's not. No, that's the case.
That's the case. That's not the civil.
On September 22, 2024, I was retained by the defendant, Sean Combs, to serve as his counsel. I've served as his counsel since that time.
As a result of being retained, don't make me do all the lawyers. No, no, no, you read enough.
That's not a civil case.

That trial is still up

in schedule for May.

I feel like May is around the corner.

It is.

It is around the corner.

March is next week.

That's not good.

Not too late for some of you hoes

to buy jackets.

It's still going to be a little cold next month. You can get the little one They ain't wearing no jackets You get the light shit No you still need a jacket You need a coat No we should They not wearing no jackets No hoes don't get cold though They don't get cold I don't know I only see my girl I don't know What these other girls are doing Nigga when we was out The other night And it was brick I was looking He wasn't looking He wasn't looking They blow up What looking.
He wasn't looking. No, we sat with Sade.
He was looking at Sade. He didn't see no other girls.
I didn't see what girls was wearing. It was girls? It was girls love karaoke.
He was with his girls. She loved karaoke.
That's all he cared about. I'm coming to Beards and Bottles.
I know that. What day is I know that.
What day is it? Sunday. Sunday? Saturday.
Oh, no, Saturday. Saturday.
Oh, even better. Oh, yeah, we outside.
I'm pre-gaming with this. I'm in my pre-game with my guy.
What bottles you got? What bottles you got on the roster? What bottles you got? Some Boone's Farm. Let me see what else.
Tag beer. Lemon drops.
Bad Red Bulls.

What else is it going to get?

The big bottle of

Polar Spring. Like the big jug shit.

You drink Polar Spring?

I mean, I do.

It ain't my

choice, but I'll drink it.

Gotcha.

You too rich, bro.

I ain't rich shit, yo. I got a 40 pack in the crib right now of what Poland Spring right from Costco the big joint Poland Spring is some fire pollution to drink no no yeah tell me yeah I wanted to hear what your real brain was going no I enjoy that type of pollution sometimes like if you're real thirsty and you can taste the fucking dust particles, I said that before in this part.

It builds the antibodies.

Put some ice in it.

It builds the antibodies.

That's right.

You need all that dirty shit sometimes.

I wanted to ask y'all, we talked a little bit about sports earlier.

What y'all think about the Bobby Portis suspension?

Oh, for banned substances?

It was banned substance.

His assistant gave him...

Tramadol.

Tramadol.

That he does have a prescription for.

But he told him it was Toradol, which is allowed by the league.

Tramadol isn't.

And he tested positive for it.

So now you got to serve a 25-game suspension for that.

25 is a lot of games.

That's a lot of games, bro.

It's a nerve... It's pain medicine.
It's painkiller. Painkiller at the end of the day.
Has he... Does anybody know? I'm just asking.
Has he been caught doing this shit before? Oh, I don't know. Because 25 games is a lot for your first go.
That's a lot of games. It's the third of the season.
And it's without pay. And it's without pay? You know what I'm saying?

I'm saying, like,

typically your first punishment

is not that many games.

That's not that heavy.

You'll get five, ten games,

shit like that.

25 games is a lot.

Like, that's repeat offender type shit.

Could be.

Yeah, I don't see anything about the, uh...

What's up?

What's that face for?

You're an idiot, bro.

I don't...

I mean, I understand what you're saying.

If it's a banned substance,

Let's go. What's up? What's that face for? Hell yeah.
Idiot, bro. I don't.
I mean, I understand what you're saying. If it's a banned substance that they're trying to make an example of, I'm not familiar with Tramadol, Toradol, or any of the dogs.
I got Tramadol in the crib. You got what at the crib? Tramadol.
Yeah, Tramadol. Tramadol? You got something in the crib? Tramadol.
What does it do? You juicing, bro? No. It's a painkiller.
It's a painkiller. My bad.
It's a strong one. I thought you were trying to get jacked.
It makes you fall asleep. I'm trying to get his voice right.
Checking that Traumador. What is it? I'm getting rid of that pain.
That's the shit I'm on his taking. Yeah, that's the wrong.
Yo, yo. I'm not having...
Yeah, I'm like two months behind, but chill out. I ain't taking it no more.
Dave, you're off the tee?'re off the tee? Two months off of it? On a tee That's why you go teeth in and out You just said that You just said it was full Nah, it's what you said it was full It's connecting It's connecting Nah, the trauma though I think it's a nerve It's for like nerve defect It ain't as bad as oxy It's a painkill It's like a couple steps Like they'll give you that. It's not his habit.
You probably get buckets on an oxy.

Nigga, you sick of an oxy.

I would die.

You calm on an oxy.

That nigga's putting in the paint on an oxy.

Move you right out the way.

Move, move, man.

Is there a world in which he thought he was taking

the pterodol and it ended up being

the drama doll? That's what happened. It's spelled very similar.
He told him this is Pterodol. His assistant gave him the Pterodol, and then he realized it was Tramadol.
He didn't think he was taking that. Even with that, that sounds possible.
Very possible, right? 25 games is a lot of games. That's a lot.
It's possible think about the spelling next time you'll read the bottom there's gotta be some information that's left out of this exact that's what I'm saying go sit down 25 Homegirl just got suspended too Clarissa Shields yeah she did for weed right for marijuana use wait what she did? Marijuana use. She tested positive.
So they suspended her? Yes. Yeah.
In boxing? Yeah. Hang with Papoos.
Gave him a kiss after the game. I mean, after the fight.
He did? No, I'm bragging. No, we talking shit.
We're filling up that itinerary. All right, man, let's go to the beach.
We out. All right, time to bust a move.
We out. Oh, my Lord.
I don't have nothing else to talk to y'all about. It's crazy, yo.
I really don't. If y'all have something y'all want to talk to me about, I'm down.
I wanted to ask if y'all getting y'all bodies ready for March 1st. Because the niggas think they just about to walk into the gym and start hooping.
Yeah, so my leg fucked up. Nah, I'll do something with my body before then.
So you backing out? You better not fucking back out, yo. You're not coming? You my guy.
Even if you don't believe it, you should come. My leg fucked up, but I'm coming? Yeah, it's still coming.
What's your leg? Your knee? My leg. Nah, that's when I'm going to be down.
You can take a trauma on it. Stop walking.
Word, I'm going to get a Derrida dog. Stop walking with cleats on concrete, nigga.
You got water on your knees. So you're going to limp to the section on Saturday.
Yo, what's up with you, dog? Let me get a cane. Go get your knee fixed, yo.
Go get a check. I'm scared.
The show niche? No, my knee fucked up. But I'm going to get a check.
Come on, Ace. It's stretching, yo.
It's stretching. For real.
No, that's what we say to ourselves. You need to get your shit right because your daughter don't care that your knee hurt.
She damn sure, though. Kids don't know what the fuck

about that at all.

Yeah, heavier and heavier.

Niggas, I walk down the stairs.

One, two.

One, one.

No, two, two.

Three, three.

Yes.

Oh, it's that bad?

Yeah, nigga.

You got a slight tear,

then you got to go.

Yo, yo, I key, I key.

Get your Wikipedia,

WebMD,

negative ass ass.

You need surgery, yo.

Take care of yourself, bro.

You need a knee replacement.

No, no, no.

Word.

A little surgery.

Or therapy.

WebMD think you have.

Thank you. WebMD Negative mass size You need surgery Take care of yourself bro You need a knee replacement No no no Or Or therapy WebMD think you have Cancer in your knee yo No you do therapy For two months You'll be good Exactly So you ain't got too much Of a scrap in you Nah I'm strong though What That's not funny Why you doing that To my man yo That's them laughing at It don't matter I know how to fight Why you.
Why are you telling me? I ain't fighting you. I'm answering you.
I'm just answering you. Okay.
A lot of niggas be winded, get their ass whooped. You just got a whole bunch of strength for nothing.
So you good if the squabble break out of these and bottles? I'm going to kick the nigga ass just hopping around in front of me. You come in.
I don't need too much wind. You know what to want to...
Old school sweep. Adrenaline kick.
You don't feel knee, nothing. Old school sweep.
How you on the ground? Now when you're adrenaline kick. That means you don't fuck on top anymore either.
What? Every time you talk about hitting something, you do that... That's why you ain't doing that little scoop shit.
You can't get up under there no more. That used to be my move.
That used to be... So you're not dominating no more.
Nah. that eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee That's why you don't talk shit no more like you did two years ago when your knee was fine.
You scooch up and she take them off for you while you're laying there? Yo, do I nut? I don't know, nigga. I don't know what you do, nigga.
That's all I'm mad. I don't know what he talking about, nigga.
Y'all say whatever y'all want. So you lay there like a pretty prince.
Yo, I'm asking you, though. Like a pillow prince? Yo, like a pillow prince? That's crazy.
Dog, pillow prince. You scooch up when she take them off for you? Nice.
Nigga, sometimes ice. Nah, get your legs fixed, yo.
Get your legs fixed so you can get back to you, yo. You never scooched up before so she can take the drills off? Cap, you have.
Every do that. Every do that.
Every do that. Come on.
Wait, did what? When your girl about to give you hair and you got your drills on, she's like trying to take your shit off? You know what I mean? I'm not a head. You don't go ahead and insist a little bit.
I don't like hair. I'm not a head go ahead and insist a little bit? I'm not a head guy.
He's gotten head before. I've gotten head, but not like, she can't scooch up, take my shit off.
She scooched up and took the shit off. No, fam, I ain't a head guy like that.
I'm telling you. That's not my back.
No, I think I was blood-ass. I'm like Batman.
I want to clown him, but I do understand the guys that say that. What? The scoochie and Ed Goss.
Yeah, I totally understand. I'm all right.
Shit, I'm probably that. I get it.
Hey, yo. Then you run across.
These niggas are hot. These niggas always pop.
Gobble, gobble. These niggas are giving all over again.
You run across a little gremlin. Mrs.
Gargoyle. Goggle it, goggle it.
Mrs. Gargoyle.
Throat go. Then you run across one of those special masks.
It's like, holy shit. Nah, you wild nah, you wildin'.
Seven, seven, seven.

Yeah, you ain't seen shit with the girl

leaving out the nigga house?

And she go to the ring doorbell.

Oh, yeah.

She started going on her mouth like this.

Nigga said, yo, just after she knocked you out,

she let you know she reminded you she did throat goat.

She put her mouth on the ring doorbell like this.

That's correct.

One of them get you.

Change your whole Thoughts about head

That's not true

That's not true

What's not true

What he saying

But why you say that

How you know bro

You think you ever had good head

Ice is potting my nigga

Absolutely

Nah he got

Ice is potting my nigga

I'm not potting

You are potting

He got some good head before

Pause nigga

Tell you why I know

I'm telling you why I know. I'm telling you why I know.
You put them super coolers on him. Yo, watch him out.
Watch how fuck him out. I ain't said that.
He said that. Don't take this from me.
This is how he said it. Nah, he had some good hair before.
I don't know what you talking about. I know for a fact he got good head.

Oh, you can't.

All right.

Now, listen.

I'm not really the nigga that exposed to Eskimo brother shit,

but shorty that got him right.

Face off galore.

What?

Treated him right, Chub Rock.

What?

Treated him like a nigga.

It didn't change my life, because, again, I'm trying to find her. Nigga.
Give him information. Nigga, she? Oh, you looking for her? Have you seen her? No, I founded her.
Oh, you follow her? No, I found her first. You was looking for her? You passed on.
I know who y'all talking about? Yeah, you seen her before? You seen it on tour before? Mm-hmm.

Think of the tornado mouth, huh?

Tour goats? Why, oh, why did you have to leave and go away?

Oh, yeah.

I love Freeze, my man.

Big Freeze.

Freeze has some tighty-whities on, too. Marathon.
And it was blue. Blue and glitter.
He had the striped tighty whities. I'm not a head guy.
He had the shit with the polka dots on. Free, you're a legend, son.
Oh, the three-pack. That nigga had the Fruit of a Loam choice.
Oh, my God, man. Let's go, Breeze.
Don't let these niggas play with you, Breeze. Fruit of a Loam.
I don't care. We old, dog.
Target on cellos no like that no more. Fruit of us? They moved on to the...
Where you at now, E? Where you shop at now? Goodfellas or something. Oh, yeah.

Goodfellas.

Goodfellas or something.

You shop at Goodfellas, E?

What?

What you mean where you shop at now?

Where you shop at now? You don't go to Target no more.

What you talking about?

Where you shop at now?

You don't go to Target no more.

Where you go at now?

I go to Target for different things,

but I'm not going there for the drawers, nigga.

With whom?

By yourself?

For depth?

Yeah.

Respect?

By myself drawers.

It's shit.

What the fuck am I going with somebody else?

It's the same, my nigga.

You know?

Stop.

All right.

Stop.

What?

I'm not doing nothing. All right.
He didn't do nothing. I got him.
He didn't do nothing. Don't try to jump on him prematurely.
Don't ask me where I go do nothing. Exactly, nigga.
You can't. No, you can't.
What you walking, nigga? In here, you can't ask me where I go do stuff. Why not? Because.
Flip. What you walking? I just want to know how you moving around, how you feeling? I'm good.
Are you back in the trains? You know, trains is dangerous out here. I don't do trains.
Are you with the Hell Angels again? You riding bikes? You playing number two to the Harleys? Like, what do you do? I'm Ubered out. They can tell when Imani's single, they take the car.
Oh, shit. See, he added that.
You just said that. Wait, I thought that was a joke.
No, it wasn't the joke, nigga. So what you mean, he got to take the train and all that shit? I thought that's what you were saying, dummy.
Because he always... When Imani gets single, boy.
He knows somebody in the booth. He gets a free metro.
That bitch got the track on. They come get him out.
He gets a free metro. metros.
You the only nigga that get the- Let me ask y'all a question. No, let me ask y'all a question.
Let me ask y'all a question. Let me ask y'all a question.
Let me ask y'all a question. Y'all get a kick out of making me seem broke? That's not broke.
No, it's not broke. Y'all get a kick out of making me seem like the Jigolo nigga? Yes.
Yeah. I don't think you're broke.
It's not broke. Definitely the Jigolo.
You can have money and be a Jigolo. I'm a Jigolo.
Yeah, you. I don't think you're broke though.
Brooklyn's different. Definitely the gigolo.
You can have money and be a gigolo. I'm a gigolo.
Yeah, you know the song, nigga. But E, you just always, you have a way about you that makes you get things.
Yeah, that nigga was at the car wash when she came. We're getting at the car wash, eh.
He was filling the tank up. Bitch was like, hey, dog, get your ass out of this.
He was lit. He put miles on that shit.
No, that nigga was. He put miles on that.
When he dropped her to work, he headed to Boston, nigga. He was lit.
Yo, he going somewhere far. And you know his name? Soon as she get out this car for work, boy.
Delaware. Yo, he out.
And you know his name? That nigga driving there in Texas. Yo, but not too much on email.
Leave my man alone, yo. too much on E, man.
Leave my man alone, yo.

Leave my man alone, yo.

Guess what you're mad at? It was in my name.

That shit, that shit.

Nah, it wasn't in my name.

It wasn't in my name.

He that nigga, son.

Imani jersey is up in the sky somewhere.

I'll pay a note or two.

This shit's in the Raptors. It ain't gonna be in my name.

No, your jersey's in the sky somewhere, man.

Your shit be going like this up and down. Every time you do some shit, it go.
Your jersey go up and down. Your shit be like this.
He say his shit come out the Raptors to the court. Nigga, he always got to connect to him.
Oh, shit. I just watch this nigga like dance, huh? He get that car and start doing weird shit, like buying driving shoes, like all types of accessories.
Driving gloves?

Yo!

Yo, I put gas

in the car.

Put gas in the shoes.

Yo, you bought

some Cole Haunt.

This nigga's an idiot.

I ain't gonna lie.

There was a point

in time where

you wasn't putting gas?

I ain't gonna do that.

Oh, come on.

What?

I respect that. What? It's not cool, but I respect it.
Nigga, when I was broke and I put gas in my wife's car, nigga, she flipped. I got her on to work, that shit was on E.
She was tight. You're right there, though.
Just enough to get you in. That shit, you know what it no longer say to my house? That shit say low.
That shit got a line. That shit got a line.
A dash. My wife used to be tight calling me crazy, I didn't give a fuck.
I was asleep, nigga. I used to get out five in the morning and leave that shit right there and they gonna eat.
That was fucked up. I could've stopped at the gas station.
Now she buying pool tables. Yeah, that's what you get.
I'm paying for all that. Yeah, nigga.
I'm paying for all that. But it was fun at the time.
Just imagine, nigga, you just, and I see it too, on the Grand Central, it's all shit, it's about to be empty. I think it's still making home.
Start driving fast. Turn the AC off.
Turn the AC off. Heat go off.
Put this motherfucker, put a neutral when you go down there. Yo, I got a story.
Damn, I got a neutral when you get to the light. I got a story about somebody that, yo, I ain't gonna lie, Are got a story You put on a neutral When you get to the light I got a story About somebody that Yo, I ain't gonna lie You a generous nigga Cause when we was all Living in Totua Positivity highlighter When we was all Living in Totua There was one car Keep it a stat And all of us Was using that one car For real And Joe had no problem With it Yo, you got something to do Alright, cool So out of.
So out of respect, you just go ahead and, you know, fill it back up.

Nigga had you driving.

One nigga.

One nigga, boy.

Whenever you get that car, that shit.

One nigga.

That shit be on D.

He make sure you drive so that you got to pay the toilet.

That's why he don't want to.

Yep.

Stop, man.

We ain't even.

Take that.

All right, take that.

Fix that.

All right, yo. That's what I'm saying.
You can just, my boy. You can just tell the nigga that...
Come on. You can tell my man reaction.
Nigga let the nigga go eat. Niggas get ticketed on this shit.
Don't pay the tickets. Let me go to the gas station and put the shit that saved the gas.
You know that little bottle he used to have? Like, come on, man. Nah, you did good.
You was all right. You were generous.
That's good. You were good niggas, huh? That's why you act the way you act now.
Thank you, guys. You gave so much to society in the beginning when you had nothing.
I appreciate y'all. I was driving that shit to Far Rock.
Damn. That shit was it.
What? That nigga eager to drive into the Bahamas, Puerto Rico. Tobago.
Come on, man. Yo.
He's eager going. They're crazy, man.
Nah. That's nuts.
How's everything with the family, Ian? Amazing. Son just turned 10.
10? Yeah. Big fan.
Big Xander. Shout out to my baby, Xander.
Love you. Family's good.
Mom's good. Dad's good.
Good. Good.
Glad to hear it. Glad to hear it.
I ain't got nothing else, man. I'm chilling.
Oh, the fake coffin shit. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on, somebody break it down. Somebody want to talk about that? Explain to me the latest trend.
I guess it's some trolling shit. I don't know.
But so a couple days ago. It's a weird troll.
It is very weird. A couple days ago, a fake coffin appeared at 6ix9ine's house.
And it had R.I.P. King Von on it.
And he, you know, he does. So he did some bullshit around it.
Did he accept it? He's talking about I wanted to keep it. He kept saying all kinds of shit.
You gotta auction it off. But they had to take it.
They don't accept it. Put it in the auction, nigga.
For real. It's up to do with anything else.
So let me ask you, it was a King's, I mean, a life-size coffee? Yeah. And it was written on there, rest in peace, King Bar.
So then, a day or so after that, one appeared at Khaled's house. DJ Khaled.
DJ Khaled. And it said, R.I.P.
Drake on it. Same style and all of that.
The Khaled situation was crazy to me because it was, they said a truck pulled up, his security told him we had a delivery for them and they let him in. I'm like, nigga, everybody getting fired off of that.
For what also everybody's doing that what letting delivery people in not if you don't call a main it depends on what your security level is not where I live it depends on what your security detail is for sure like yo if you got them niggas or real you might call a main house and say hey are we expecting a delivery yeah you? Yeah, you may have two stops along. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's possible.
I don't know how it goes. It's above my pay grade.
I'm just saying it's a possibility that... It ain't above your pay.
Give me your address. I don't have security.
I'll send some shit right from Costco's to your door, nigga. And guess what they gonna bring it to? The Jews joint, a paint casket.
Guess what they gonna bring it? Right to my door. I don't have a compound where I got security that stops the niggas from doing that.
You should have multiple stop points. Ain't no security where you live.
No. I'm robbing you.
No, you're not. I'm robbing you, then.
It's just... You ain't gonna let it bang.
No, don't say it. You ain't gonna let it bang.
You got a't going to do that. You got a bad leg, nigga.
I'm going to take all your shit. You ain't got anything with your leg, nigga.
Since you got a bad leg, when you and your lady hear a weird noise in the house, do you still go down? I'm not. I got the baby.
You go. You go.
You go. Now, for real, seriously.
Because she going to get there faster and be more secure and legit. You can't hop down there and say, hey, hey.
You still go? He's standing on top of the stairs. Who was that, babe? Who was that? You all right down there? I got the baby.
Want me to call 911? You still go for real? Shut up. Do you? He never answered no question.
He answered a question on the air. Who the fuck you think is going? I don't answer questions on the air.
Who do you think is going downstairs if you hear a noise in my house? The person with two good legs. Me.
Nigga. So by the time you get down there, they just took everything out of the house.
I'm gonna clink you out. You said you go down the steps.
One. My house ain't that big, bro.
Would you look into the knee replacement if that's when it was needed? I don't need that. Yeah, you probably got a light tear.
If it was needed, though, and they said you needed one. If anything is needed and the doctors recommend me doing something, yeah, I'm open to it.
That's just painful. Quality, no, but the things that make you need a knee replacement are more painful than the replacement.
Nigga, my mom had both. Nigga, you should be rubbing bone on bone with no cartilage in the middle.
That shit is different. Did your mother have one too? My mom had two.
Yeah, that shit don't be no joke. My mother got both her knees replaced three different times.
Damn. And now they're suggesting her right one needs to be done again.
She said, yo, I'm cool. I'm just, I'm gonna rock out with this.
So if I need work done on like a ceiling, I can't call you. Why? It's gonna take a little longer.
The ladder, you're not getting up and down the ladder no more. It's going to take.
You got the scaffold. You know how the guys do it.
It's a little hectic in there. Yo.
Hey, yo, Hector. Go up there, please.
You're not getting up and down the ladder. You're racist, yo.
Me racist. I can't believe this nigga cut off that congestive prison.
Biz eating eating the motherfucker, ain't it? Oh my God. All the fucking civics back on the road.
Yo, this nigga's an idiot. That shit was different.
It felt good for a little bit. I had to go get shoe strings over there the other day.
It was in and out. Boop, boop.
Boop, boop. He's right.
Okay, again, for the last time, I don't have anything else. Wendy, we can later Kim K-Soo That was fucked up That Kim K shit But we can talk about it later The stimmy What is that? Stimmy scams The scams is on the rise Patreon Subscribe Subscribe Yeah Ain't nothing new about that Is new scams out? They're a bunch.
They're going to always make a new scam. Yeah, your man is talking about giving everybody in the country five grand.
Five thousand dollars. Elon.
Big Elon. Delta, right? Elon.
No. Elon.
All right, what do you want to do that for? Well, what we did? He said this is the money that he, quote unquote, saved us from all of the overspending for the Doge program that he's running. It's going to work.
I have to find him. I got told y'all, Trump get the niggas the money.
Your cousins, they about to start tap dancing in the street. $5,000 check that they going to have to pay taxes on probably.
Your cousins. For sure.
It's cool. Any financial news we need before we end, man? Two most important stocks that are not publicly available, Elon, Starlink, and Anderil.
Anderil is the founder of Lucky Palmer. That's what Oculus was stole from.
So remember when Zuckerberg had to go up there and kiss the ring and talk bad about Apple and Rogan

because Trump made him do it?

There's a lot of people who are starting to gun for

Zuckerberg and

Palmer is one of them. So the metaverse

Oculus was stolen. He is

the real Iron Man. So

when these wars pop off in the next couple years

they're going to be hollering at him. For sure.

They are at Ukraine if you go Google it.

Yeah. Got it.

Okay.

All right. they're going to be hollering at him for sure they are the Ukraine if you go google it yeah got it okay alright I am a man of my word so I am playing brand new Rory featuring Leon Thomas as a head nod for our 10 year anniversary I feel like it's the least I can do.
And this record is called Who Are You?

What do you mean?

Oh, wow, nigga.

It's very mature of you.

I'm very proud of you.

I'm mature.

Always.

You my guy.

I'm mature.

Oh, wow, I'm making it.

All right, this record is called Who Are You?

Anyway, featuring Leon Thomas. I try to build you up You threw those songs back at me You think that money is all The rule of being happy You're too pretentious Subconscious pride and drive Mercedes Always honor but I doubt you Look in the mirror lately I know the mirror would say Who are you anyway?

Who are you anyway?

Who are you anyway?

Who are you anyway?

Who are you anyway?

Are you sure that we met?

I don't recognize that face

Who are you anyway?

Who are you anyway?

Who are you anyway?

Who are you anyway? Who are you anyway?

Who are them people that you travel with?

Knows all the times you used to dance

What are those habits you picked up?

Noses made for breathing

Schedule I fucked up

With them days you train for sleep I tried to build you up You threw them stones back at me You think that money and loans The root of being happy Happy You're too pretentious subconscious driving drive

Always done up but I doubt you looked in the mirror lately I know the mirror would say

Who are you anyway?

Who are you anyway?

Who are you anyway?

Who are you anyway?

Who are you anyway? Who are you anyway?

Who are you anyway? That is brand new music from the Roarster. It's from Rory featuring Leon Thomas.
That record is called Who Are You Anyway? It's available in your phone and on DSPs right this second. So y'all check that out if you get a chance.
No joke on. All right.
I like to smell a joke on you. Hold up for a minute.
Go ahead. What's up, bro? What's up, big dog? I like that.
What's up? I can tell. Come on.
I like that. All right, that's it.
Magneto full of fat. His tiny death was fire, too.
Leon Thomas, I didn't see it yet. Fire? I didn't see it yet, but I heard.
Fire. So I do want to get that.
He won them niggas. He's having a hell of a year.
For sure. And I still think he's not getting talked about enough.
Enough. Yeah, yeah.
Like he's had an amazing album, amazing vocalist, amazing talent. He's been around for mad long.
And that Tiny Desk was just. Did he win a Grammy? No.
He. He, for writing.
I don't think he won a Grammy.

This album, I don't think,

was eligible because it came out after.

No, Mutt was an eligible, but...

Well, he came up here

and said the reception of the album

and how people are talking about it

is changing my life

and it's getting me seen

in different circles.

No, Ashes is a classic.

For sure.

I am not mad

that anybody says it.

I don't know if enough time has passed.

Well, I know.

But it was a phenomenal project. Shout out to Leon Tommy, shout out to Rory, man.
That's good. Flip, leave me alone.
I like that. I said last episode I was going to play the sleeper.
When I give you a positivity highlighter, when I give you a positivity highlighter moment, you don't want to take it. It's mad niggas in the comments like, yo, you would do like an easy

two-man trade for Rory right now.

Is that in the comments?

You would dump up that

never mind.

You guys funny?

A little bit.

You trying to get that.

Yeah, hold on for a minute.

What you trying to say up here?

Nah, niggas are saying like, yo, they would easily like this. But if you was the GM.
Oh, no, I wouldn't do that. Oh, I wouldn't do that.
I think the team that he's doing is dope. What he's doing is dope, and I think this team here is dope.
Well, he can still do all that. Niggas, never mind.
Go ahead. Who would you trade? Who would I I trade you would trade man for real oh come on come on I would see if we can just do a like cash like cash considerations and shit for Rory you gotta trade you brought up a great topic and now you're being pussy about it Don't step on it I know I'm a trade Me and you nigga And go over there Nah I go over there But that's the trade You would have to go over there Nah salute Nah yeah yeah Me and you Go over there Yeah Let Rory come over here Let this shit be the the dream team, nigga.
Oh, I see what you do. I see what you do.
I see what you do. I see what you do, man.
I see what you do, man. I'm not being funny.
What you think? You think we get the chip over there too, though? Crazy. Me? Nigga, I'm going, damn, nigga.
I think only one year, though. What? The rest of me watch.
The first year at Landon? Flip. Nigga'sas gonna have to put together a package.
A little package, dude?

Oh, no, no.

You flip, couple second

rounders, Daisy.

That roars, right?

Nah, I ain't

saying nothing. I ain't saying nothing.

You trying to get me in the blog.

You trying to get me in the blog. Nope.
Shout out to Rory.

Project on the way. That's all

I got for you, man.

Alright, um,

Thank you. You trying to get me in the blog.
You trying to get me in the blog. Nope.
Shout out to Rory. Project on the way.
Salute. That's all I got for you, man.
All right. Like I said, I talked about this project a little earlier.
This is Mud Baby off of Moray. Yo, hold on.
Hold on. Hold on.
Stop. Hold on.
Hold on, please. Hold on.
What you trying to put you on? What you trying to put you on? What you And that's all they want for, right? Great. Dang it.
Get these to me. Oh, shit.
Hey. Yeah.
What time FedEx come? I ain't go. Chill out, yo.
Wait, what? Yo. I'm down.
Nah, I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't make that trade.
I accept. Wait, what? Ish.
Ish. Ish.
Ish. Ish.
I ain't going to lie. The days of holding you down is over.
Look at it. It's over.
It's over for this nigga. Over.
I would not Ish, nigga. Ish.
Y'all ain't gonna lie, the days of holding you down is over.

Look at it.

It's over.

It's over for this nigga.

Over.

I would not take glory back for you and Flip and Daisy.

No, we get it.

Come on, man.

We get it.

What?

I stand alone.

I stand alone.

Freeze.

Tell the world I stand alone.

And I still get to speak to your army. and be cool with y'all.
Nah.

It's over.

Wait, what?

It's over.

It's a rap.

Ian.

Nigga, it's a rap.

Yo, it's.

Fuck this nigga's on my.

It's over.

Can't speak to me?

No more girls love karaoke?

It's over.

Nigga, you see me go on that section.

It's over.

Yo, do y'all know Mark Williams, when he went, when the trade didn't get approved, had to

go back to the Hornets. You gotta go hoop.
And hoop. Yeah, you got to play.
Same with Dawkins Connect. They beat the Lakers the other day with that nigga too.
They did. For sure did.
Oh, for real? He did his thing too. Yeah.
He did. What the fuck that got to do with what I'm talking about? All right, so if I make that trade, then I can't speak to you no more.
You too? No, he can't speak to me. That's all.
Even if he get paid? That's all. He got to pay me to speak to him.

Damn.

Hey, yo,

if you go to another network,

right,

and get a seven-figure deal,

let's just say,

you'll be tight?

No.

On arrival,

seven figures?

You think Saquon mad at the Giants?

Oh.

You think I'm getting

a seven-figure deal?

I'm just asking.

You think Saquon

mad at the Giants?

I have six figures.

In that circumstance,

yeah, I'm cool.

Yeah.

500 a year? I'm cool. We can still dap in, man.
I have six figures. In that circumstance, yeah.
I'm cool. Yeah.
500 a year?

I'm cool.

We can still dap in public.

It's prime, Rory.

Is it prime, Rory?

Joe.

Like what year?

Like 2018?

Like that run?

Yeah, it's 2018, Rory.

Oh, my God.

Trade him, right?

That's my man. You can only do that because that's my man.
Oh, my God. You good? You good? I'm getting up, God.
Trade him, right? That's my man.

You can only do that

because that's my man.

Oh, my God.

You good?

You good?

I'm getting up, nigga.

You out?

No, you ain't trading it.

I mean, you ain't done that.

Oh, man.

All right, Parks.

I'm going to intro it again.

Let's do it.

Oh, my God.

This is Mud Baby

off of Moray's Long Story Short.

That's a good joint.

This album is so fire, yo.

You're a stole.

You're a stole. By the things around me thought I had it but it's getting heavy But I'm so strong do it on my lonely go even harder if I got my homie I need a break Help me escape Going through rough times every day Been through the gonna get out of here, I'm gonna get out of here, I'm gonna get out of here, I'm gonna get out of here, I'm gonna get out of here, I'm gonna get out of here, I'm gonna get out of here, I'm gonna get out of here, I'm gonna get out of here, I'm gonna get out of here, I'm gonna get out of here, I'm gonna get out of milk me I'm a cash cow, I'm a master, I'm landin' out

Got a big head, I'mma headin' out Used to never have it, now I got enough to cover it Never check the balance, mind the balance on the mothership Proud to be a father but they mothers on some other shit Had to sweat the car, god damn how they discover it Way down by the things around me Thought I had it but it's gettin' heavy But I'm so strong, do it on my low knees

Go even harder if I got my homies I need a break, help me escape Going through rough times every day Been through the mud sometimes Mask in the face, don't got enough time Gotta get straight I'm gonna rock up to my kids I don't see them like I want to Everybody in the air party gonna tell them I don't want to That's a lie, man you come from mine, how could I not want you? You always get the real me, I can never stunt you Sunshine will take your pain away, protection gone on rainy days Now bitch forgot that stain away, survival guilt's a crazy thing Not lucky bitch, I brave it, it's no accident I. I made it.
It was my league I made it know what I love them

Yeah, I did that

So I'm a grab my plate to spin back

I'm My bad, my bad, my bad. Mask in the face, don't got enough time, gotta get straight Yeah, I did that, success just tastes so good So I'ma grab my plate to spin back I don't sit back, but I know she a demon She so mean, so I'ma sit back And again, that was Mud Baby by Moray From his new album, Long Story Short, in your phone, on DSPs.

Fire Project.

Project is so fire, man.

Yeah, I can't wait to check it out.

I can't wait to check it out.

Salute.

I am going uptown.

This is Bilano Constantine in DJ Ready C, Underground.

I took a ride up on the underground.

Yeah.

Wanted to be where people were alive Rain rhymes out the clear blue Thank God the years new All my beats ready made too Severe tunes, brutal shit Take y'all niggas to school To the lids, eating from the fruits of our labor My stomach huge again, torn down the ivy coast

Lionel got that 90 flow reminiscing

My pops flushing work down a tidy bowl

Fiends getting Heidi Hosey, mother's on a crack binge

Used to idolize hustlers, now these niggas has-beens

Asses to asses, fast life grand pricks

Cops can't vist the flock

Got these niggas trapped in, may run into an ape

Thought it was wonderful today Find your skull or two remains Wee in the jungle, what you think? I took the ride up on the underground I want you to be where people were at Fuck having high hopes Nigga I'm on grind mode Flying in different time zones Blue like a trombone Stars align in the cosmos They saying this this is God's will I tell him I know, pockets used to be blocko Now shows in Stockholm, get him a line-o I stock rolls while I basically potholes in my lawn Gotta shout like John Starks when I'm warm Attica comes, stocks with these bars Throwing shots from afar I thought I told you niggas all stoners Wake out of comas like Lamar Odom Joy riding with the car stolen Y'all still voting, marking the beast When they barcoders, those are dark forces Hands solo when I'm skywalking Underground, I'm bossing, trying to clock a fortune My niggas in the street got peas to put on a forklift My queen gorgeous,auzes gleam on me. It seemed flawless.

I started off V-voyant.

Now I'm spittin' punk.

As Milano Constantine and DJ Ready C Underground.

Ish?

Pardon me, sir.

I'm going to Truist, and the song is Ambiguous.

All right. Out the door, look, there she goes again.
This time don't know what to tell her. At this point, I don't care to pretend Cause I know it ain't changing Felt like you came from above Wish I knew that what I do now Yes it's true The shit they say about You and me, pushing, pulling strings I can't be tired, bounce so easily No, in my dream, my life, and these fantasies Am I wrong? It don't mean that much to me, no Close my phone, I'm asking where I've been Accusations that I'm living in sin Truth be told, ain't that met I guess Something's never changed You came from Up Wish I knew That's the point Guess it's true The shit they say about.
You and me. Just a push and pull.
I can't be caught. I'm so easily.
No. In between my life and these fantasies.
And my roommate don't mean that much to me No You and me Duck-duck Push and pull and strings I can't be tired Now so easily No In between my life And these fantasies Am I wrong room It don't mean that much to me, no That's truest, ambiguous That's Dre, son I didn't realize that Yeah I was looking at the credits It said mixed by Dr. J Like, oh shit, you got a new artist? That's fine I was like, oh no That's his kid That's fine That's tough What's my drink?

Oh Going back to

Full Moon album

That's my shit

Brandy

When You Touch Me

All I can do

Sit and think about

The ways to love me

The ways to hold me

The ways to touch me

It's quite a perfect

From West Orange I'm waiting I'm ready Touch me Come on, breathe Wish I could hold you just for a little while Let me die Wish I could see you right now But you're so far away It's driving me crazy I'm missing you baby And the way you touch me It's fun I can't think I've ever felt before That's how I know I am yours Now is the time To relax your mind Let go and don't wind up Waiting for it too long Got it to rest the night before Loving you like you Know what I wanna do I wanna give in to you Really miss you babe And when you touch me Now I can't hardly wait

Till you touch me

I want

I want you

So let my son

Make me lose control

So as I see you baby

I'm gonna ask you to show

Will you please touch me

I'm coming to see you

I'm not ask you to show up. Baby, please touch me.
I'm coming to see you. I'm wearing the dress that you like.
Me, you're the first plane I'll go when I get there. I promise.
I had the best leaving, oh. I've been thinking about the way you touch me I'm losing all self-control Feel like I'm letting go And I'm loving every minute Now is the time to relax Relax your mind Going unwind I've waited for too long I'm ready Tonight's the night For loving you right You know what I wanna do Oh, I'll end you right through Know what I wanna do Wanna give in to you, baby Really miss you, baby And the way that you touch me Kiss me Till you touch me

I want you so

Make me lose control

Baby

I'm asking for sure If you're a baby, touch me I'm still here I'm still waiting What time are you coming? Shayna and I'm yearning for you I'm thinking of you woman I'm thinking of you woman Said I gotta be your lady Nothing would you do You know I really miss you baby And the ways that you touch me I can't hold it where I need Till you touch me Now I want you so I'm out of my mind when I think I'm wrong Please, will you please Please touch me, Lord When I need you, baby And I love it when you're loving me And you're kissing me And you're hugging me And you're touching me Driving me out of my mind Yes you are, yes you are As soon as you feel when I'm gonna Be my baby love To hear when you touch me I really miss you baby And when you touch me That is Brandy, When You Touch Me off that Full Moon album, classic For sure That was you that played that, Brandy? Of course, you know who played that You think that's a sleeper? I want to argue that that's on that top 20, not top 20, but top 40 greatest R&B songs of this century. A lot of people don't know.
Yeah. That's true.
That's my go-to when I got something new and fresh in the car back in the day. Back in the day.
Long time ago. I know back.
Speaking of back in the... Boy, that song worked with the...
Never mind. Now, you know.
I know what you about to say. Never mind.
Never mind. It's not even important.
That song gonna work when I'm leaving bottles and beers. Uh-huh.
On the late night when me and Ish getting out of there at around 3 a.m. Huh? A nigga, he won't trade.
Probably gotta go home and put your daughter to sleep after beers and bottles. He not gonna trade.
He not gonna trade. He not gonna nowhere.
He one of them niggas coming to crib at 3.30. Talk over me, nigga.
Talk over me. Why you be doing that? I got this.
Why you be doing that? A nigga he won't trade. Don't do it with me in it.
A nigga he won't try to trade. Ain't going nowhere.
Why do you think that? That nigga turned to Super Saiyan 4, nigga. Nigga won't go sign a contract and still won't get traded.
Bro, don't even entertain him. It's true.
I have to entertain him because one, we're in the entertainment business at the talking job. And two, I got to hold my man down.
Wait, who? Ish. Oh, I thought he was my lawyer.
Never mind. If we speaking on NBA terms, I would like to keep Ish.
Okay. Any waivers you picking up? He's my three.
Okay. He's my starting small forward.
I think I could send over a doable package and keep him to the side. So let's continue to build.
Nah, you gotta give up. No, no, no.
You gotta give up.ellon just got to go. No, I'm letting go of you and Flip already.

Then that's the big deal to me.

That takes a large flip leaving.

Who's your one, two, and three?

Without surf being home.

Who's your one, two, and three?

It impacts things.

We're going to ship you and Flip out with Tanner.

Wait, Tanner going?

With Tanner and Daisy.

Cash considerations.

And a future first.

For Rory.

Prime Rory.

Now, if I'm numb,

I need Mella-ish.

As much as it's gonna hurt me.

Joe. Melkin.
as much as it's going to hurt me. Joe?

Melkin.

What?

You my three.

Man, would you shut the fuck up?

I didn't say it worked.

That was Ian, nigga.

Oh, shut up, Ian.

All right.

As much as this is going to hurt,

the broadcast.

Pardon me for snitching.

No, you good.

So you said in Mel?

Mel, Flit.

Flit.

You, Tanner, cash considerations,

and a future first.

And a future first, Ryle?

I don't know. Pardon me for snitching.
No, you good. So you sent in Mel.
Mel, Flit. Flit.
You, Tanner, Cash Considerations, and a future first. And a future first round? That's for Rory.
For Prime. For Prime Rory.
Damn. Rory.
It's like 18, 19? Who am I left with? I'm left with me, Parks, Ish, Ice, Prime Rory, and Dr. fucking Mark Lamont.
That's not that's a nice line up that's it that's a nice line up yo don't get it fucked up listen we'll get it done on the other side hey I want you to we'll get it done I would want you to though you gotta see us in the finals when niggas leave would you hire Julia when niggas leave here I want niggas to fucking flourish and progress.

You don't think you would have to see us in the finals?

Me, Flint, Mel, Julian.

Hold on, hold on.

You got to go pick up Julian.

Chill out, chill out.

Y'all being messy.

Cora, chill out.

Y'all being messy.

That's crazy.

Cora, you're not on this podcast.

You shut up.

And then you think we ain't going to pick up.

You're picking up J-Juan and them Julian off waivers.

Come on, Nick.

As much as that's going to hurt.

J-Juan I would try to keep.

Just because it's a lot.

They have to ask you for a lot now. Damn, man.
How would the show turn out, man, if it was just me, Parks, Ice, Ish, and Dr. Mark Lamont Hill with Prime Rod? It's a tough trade.
It's crazy. You got to think about that one, right? That's a tough trade.
I ain't going to let you go. I got to sleep on that.
That's like a Luca trade. Nigga, I will call AG to, if you see this nigga walking girls love karaoke,

nigga,

call me.

Oh,

no,

stop.

We be a mess.

We be a mess.

And then they gonna blame it on me

saying I'm doing some

divide and conquer shit.

I'm chilling,

I'm chilling.

Nah,

we joking.

I'm chilling.

It's all joking.

I do think that's a great conversation.

It is though.

Like,

podcast trade.

Trade.

Ooh,

fire.

Who we have to trade for?

Mona.

Mona,

don't call me white girl.

Ooh. Like, what would you think The trade package would be Uh The legend For Mona Mona's nice For real Mona's a good trade Good addition Let's take it to Patreon There you go Parks Yeah Smart That's why Parks is the fucking man Yeah That's why Parks is the man.
You just want to give all this fly shit out to him.

Big him up.

That's why Parks is the man.

Big him up.

Big him up.

I big him up.

Oh, we know who's not getting traded over here.

At all.

We know.

Parks GM.

We know who's not even up for trade talk.

Who's unsouchable?

Parks.

Parks.

Parks.

Parks.

Parks.

Parks.

Parks.

Parks.

Nigga, Parks ain't on nowhere.

No way at all.

Erickson.

Oh, Josh.

I'm crying.

All right. Y'all ain't dumb.
What we get for Cor? I'm not trading Cor. Cor wouldn't leave.
Cor wouldn't leave. Cor wouldn't leave.
Cor wouldn't leave to the soil. Cor ain't going nowhere.
Oh, shit. That's Rich Paul.
Cor wouldn't even go. That's Rich Paul? Yeah, Rich Paul.
Yeah. All right, let's hit the Patriot.
I'm going to fry you up. Nah, your loss is going to be felt the most, though.

Nah, for real.

Your loss is going to be felt.

And Amani on Patreon.

Nah, don't worry.

Bridges on waivers?

Listen, I play around if you want.

You putting together a little squad to go over there.

Bridges, too?

Manny, too. Who would you trade for him?

I'll put all y'all niggas in a gift bag.

I'll put a bow on you, niggas.

Who would you trade for Mamby?

Just leave me alone.

We're going to the Patriots.

I will put you niggas

in the front seat of the car

and drive them. With some flowers.
And a car. And be on top of the world, boy.
All right, I'm joking, I'm joking. I'm joking, I'm joking.
Freeze. I'm joking.
Nigga, Ice got mad quiet. I wasn't even listening.
I can't Trey Freeze. I wasn't listening.
I wouldn't Trey Freeze. I wouldn't Trey Freeze.
What headphones on you want to listen to? Got you. Wait, his contract goes on.
For a day. See, look it.
See. I put together a fucking LeBron.
I'm telling you, on waivers, we get you. Listen, we go to Patreon.
We go to Patreon. I do have good news.
I have good news. Doctor, talk to the doctor.
You're goddamn right I called that nigga. What day? What'd he say? I called him just now.
Oh, for real? I went outside and called him. He's just shitting me.
Said it was just a little bump. Get that laser off.
And my nosy-ass girl, yo, Between us No you don't No yes I do No you don't No yes I do It's too late We closer than we should be Like I don't think You should be there Looking at my MRI Okay Even though I probably don't go get it If her and Michael Paul Don't force me to go get it. But she in there talking about, I said, oh, I seen your dick on the screen.
They gonna do that. I said, yo, you can see a nigga dick on an MRI screen.
She seen your dick in real life, nigga. Yeah, but that's different than just the skeleton I did.
Your skeleton look weak. Weak-ass skeleton.
On the sleeve. She was in there all cuddled out.
I was like, On the sleeve But the doctor says I'm healthy Hey Let me dox myself right quick That's good Ain't no signs of cancer nowhere Heart looking good Prost's good. That nigga shocked me and said my lungs is looking good.
He said, I see a little bit of your life in there, but nothing too crazy. I thought it would be worse.
That's good. So if I quit right now, I'm good? He said, yeah.
Cheers to your health. Word.
Health is wealth. Word.
Yo, don't let that influence you to start doing bullshit now. Go back to eating on the bullshit.
No, no, no. That's the other side.
That's making me want to live. It wants you to quit.
That's making me want to live a little bit now and encourage my brothers now that I'm on the safe side of things. Go get it checked out, man.
Yeah, for real. We don't know what your organs is doing.
We don't know how much plaque is built up around your heart. How much did that MRI cost? Well, I went to a different place.
That's not what he asked you. My question was, and I'll repeat, they do consultations? And I didn't just get the MRI.
I got scans as well. That's what I meant.
How much the full package cost? The full package? Yeah. Well, I got the special doctor.
The specialty doctor? Because I know what Isha's trying to do. I'm not trying to do it.
I got the concierge. Yo, I'm not you, B.

Shit.

I don't always have an angle.

I'm asking you

for curiosity's sake

for the room.

$2,700.

Oh, that's not bad.

That's not bad.

No, no, it ain't bad.

But there are cheaper ways

to get it done.

Yeah.

You can do pre-nouveau.

I think they're $1,500.

Yeah, I think that's

the other one that I turned down

and told him to get

the fuck out of my face.

Because it was too...

It was too important.

Don't put me in the $1,500 MRI. That's the one that was in the medical center.
That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the other one that I turned down and told him to get the fuck out of my face. Because it was too important.
Don't put me in the 1500 MRI.

That's the one that was in the medical center.

That's the one that's bad.

That's the one that's tight as hell in the air.

No, no, I'm cool.

Yo, go get your shit, yo, for real.

Nah, I'm with you.

All of y'all got three grand.

You wouldn't spend it on a blazer, but spend it on your health.

No, I'm going to talk to MP.

Yeah.

Did you call Michael Paul?

I did. You was texting me, asking me if Michael Paul number did you get it.
I did.. Did you get it? I did.
I talked to him. You going to fit in the MRI? Nah.
Michael Paul got some ill-ass service shit. Yeah.
The XL MRI. You got to get a big one.
Wait to Patreon, nigga. If I'm here, wait to Patreon.
You're going to get stuck in there. Wait to Patreon, nigga.
All that trade shit. I set you up for that.
It's going to hurt me. I set you up for that.
It's going to hurt me. Now watch what I do.
And I get Ian Dunlap. Nah.
When your enemies wanted me to suck. Me, Ian, Parks, Ice, Freeze, Dr.
Mark Lamont Hill, and Prime. Keep him.
Dynasty. Six feet.
Umar? What? I think we got time. And Umar still there with me? I'm paying for Umar You can go you and who you saying? That's alright nigga we can get Charleston White we can get out of jail Oh alright bye you can have it That's the good thing We can get some views He fucked up my trade Yeah I know Play it When the other side wanted to flip He fucked up the trade when the other side wanted to flip.
He fucked up the trade. But listen, I always got a trick up here, you heard? Because I'm from Queens, you hear me? And I'm going to fry his ass up on Patreon.
Make sure you have fucking... Yo, while I'm joking for entertainment purposes, just know anybody in this room, I wouldn't trade for the entire universe.
This nigga a lot. Nigga, fuck you.
Nah, that's peace. I wouldn't trade.
Anybody that's in this room right this this second I wouldn't trade for all the money in the world friendship and loyalty to me is more important what would you do to everything right you'll pack them up to me you'll give them a separate package hey buddy hey how you doing today you wouldn't trade you just let them go and let them make their own decisions yo it's been a great show I love you man a really, really, really good show. And I would still love y'all after the trade.
My love wouldn't change. We good.
My love wouldn't even change. Listen, if you've listened to this broadcast, please keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows, God knows, individually and as a collective, each and every one of us need to be there. To anybody I offended during this broadcast, my bad, I was just shooting the shit with my friends, man.
Just shooting the shit, man. Sometimes the energy in the room feels different from when the broadcast is, man.
I don't want to smoke. I don't want to smoke with nobody in spirit.
Hey, Quentin. And our brother, Dr.
Mark Lamont Hill. What's going on for the weekend? Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
Nothing, nothing at all. Wash shit wash shit Wash dad shit A thousand percent this weekend Yeah, man, I'll be home Cleaning up the crib after your girl leave Your girl is just a fucking That's right Leave shit everywhere Kitchen counter be all fucked up Bathroom counter Get these fucking Celine boots out of here This robe, this little pajama set Get all this shit the fuck out here the bathroom the bed made all stupid I'm getting back to me a fine you gotta me if I to create now we all can do that because y'all with your girls y'all can't do that could you live with your girls don't make no face nigga I said it you just gotta live in that filth girls't fall for it girls are dirty for sure I'm not I'm not shooting at nobody here specifically girls just messy as fuck messy bathroom and don't know they seem to not know it's not true they never change the bathroom garbage can your girl's messy facts never not my wife nigga mine's the opposite she fucking she be getting on my nerves sometime with that shit like what's the word? Leave the shirt there for a second.
What's the word for that when you clean too much? OCD. OCD.
OCD. It's an actual word for it.
My wife always wiping some shit down. It's not a hypochondriac song.
No, that's when you're too concerned about your pussy. Come on, just give it to me.
Hypochondriac. That's not what I mean? No.
You asshole. Yes, it is.
A hypochondriac? Yes, that's when you're overly concerned with your health. With the health of your vagina.
You ain't never met a nigga hypochondriac. That's true.
You never met a nigga that said, I'm a hypochondriac. The girl said, because the yeast was near longer than it should have been.
I know. All right.
You got that boy. That don't stop us.
We fucked right through that yeast, man. Hey.
Fuck right through that. Oh, that's wild.
Right through the cheese. You little cottage cheese.
Right through that cottage cheese. Hey.
Oh, you a creamer, huh? Oh, you a creamer. Hey.
Oh, you a little cream pie. Oh, yeah.
Old man pie. All right.
Oh, with cream. Yeah.
A treat in the middle. Oh, it's like a Twinkie.
Oh, yeah. We nasty.
What? Those are favorite treats as kids with the cream in the middle. Oh, shit.
Come on, don't do that, man. It's just a little smell, nigga.
You gotta hold your breath for a little bit. What you gotta do is hold your breath for a little bit and fuck.
You get used to it. No, you just hit from the back, so you ain't gotta see it.
Smell away. Not from the back.
You smell it. You smell it.
You just smell it from the back. That shit hit you.
You need more pungent. That shit hit you.

Hey.

That back shot went different, bro.

Hey, yo.

Did you get that record?

Okay, Pop.

You niggas is nasty.

Let me go.

Head up.

I can't understand.

What?

Your stepson.

Your stepchildren.

They send you the record.

Oh, let me ask a question.

I want that reggae song back. I want to hear it.

I want to hear it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Hold up.

Oh, shit. Actually, hold up.
Hey! I forgot. Hold up, man.
Hold up. His girl's ex.
Let me get headphones for this. Slap.
It's a freestyle.

And this ain't the one I heard. It came on, though.
I told y'all that. He said, I'm gonna buy a tea Oh This nigga cookin' it

But baby daddy

He buy this shit. Who is that? That's my girl, baby daddy.
Oh. That's fire.
He was sliding on that. No, that's what I said.
He got a future. He got to keep at it.
I was going I said, that's just a freeze. That's fire, yo.
Sign that nigga. For real.
Yeah, all right. We are going to Patreon.
You trying to start a war. Please don't do that.
You trying to, you can't sign your girl's paycheck. Yes, you can.
Yes, you can. Why not? No, she can not.
Why not? I'm going to throw him in a tree package. Oh, my God.
Sign a tree. Let's sweeten the deal.
Oh, my God. It's not a tree.
Let's sweeten the deal. My karma.
Stop it. Yeah, he's just doing it.
Yo, something said in this podcast is going to get me in a lot of trouble. Yes.
And we didn't edit nothing because Park said, fuck it, and I ride with Park. Shut the Park.
That's what I got. All right, man, let's hit Park.
Shout out to Park. That's what I got.

All right, man.

Let's hit Patreon.

That shit was fire, nigga. That's what I'm saying.

I wonder why the nigga, nah, I can say that.

He got some shit over there.

All right.

We are gone.

Until next time, peace, love, health, wealth, and prosperity.

Hopefully, y'all enjoyed this podcast.

As much as we enjoyed living it to you. We will see y'all next week.

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