Episode 796 | "The Distinguished Panel"

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Enjoy the show. Mike, Mike, Mike.
Damn, I sound good. Hey, man.
Hello? Yo, yo, yo, yo. Hey, here we go.
That sound nice. You turned these up? Uh, no.
You did something over there. Something sound louder.
I sound good. Mine just sound louder.
Forgot what my flirt voice sound like. Stupid ass relationship.
Forgot when I get my flirt voice. Voice no time.
Voice no team down. That's what a lot of girls that I know comment on is your voice.
Really? His voice is so sexy. And I'm like.
That's what you do. You do have a nice voice.
But it's like, I don't, it's like, you're like my brother. So it's like, I don't want to hear like girlfriends like drooling over you.
Thanks, Melissa. Yeah.
But you do have a nice voice. You do have a nice voice.
A lot of hate. Don't hate, don't hate to your friends.
Like if your friends is giving it up, you can hate on me. I do say, I'm like, you're right.

You got to give up a little bit with them.

You got to give up a little bit.

I see what you mean.

I do concede.

I'm like, he does have a very, very nice voice.

He does.

Yeah.

Antoine, you good, my brother?

You good?

Straight at 6 o'clock, brother.

We good.

You know my voice is good.

That's why you used to let me do the talking.

Is that what it was?

Why you think I used to do the talking?

Because I was on punk time.

Bitch ass nigga.

That's what I was on.

Go over there and woo him with the voice real quick.

I'll come in with the eyes.

And they feel so tandem.

And then you hit him with the thumb.

Voice, eyes, thumb. That's the triangle.
We got them. Triangle offense.
What's up, man? What's good? What's good? How y'all doing? Great. Happy to be here.
Happy to see each and every one of you. For sure.
Ish, how are you feeling? Yeah, welcome back, Ish. You sounded crazy coming in today, but you sounded a little better now.
I sound a little better now. A little steroids shot in the ass.
That'll get that voice back right in a matter of minutes. That's the only thing to do it.
Who's giving the steroids? Corey. You can do what you tell me.
How you feeling, man? I'm good. I heard something about you 10 minutes ago that I don't believe is true.
It ain't true then. Let's hear it.
It's not true. Somebody on this couch told me.
Somebody on this couch told me. Why? Why? Why? Why are you starting so early? Because I don't believe it still.
It was something that I heard too. Okay.
That's how you get it off you fuck you you guys be gossiping about my guy what the fuck is going on all this somebody said that you believe the reason you're balding the way that you are now is because of the headphones who said Somebody. Somebody on this couch told me.

I don't know who told them.

Okay.

I said to her.

That's why we're in the wireless.

I said to this person, her.

He didn't say that.

You lying on my man.

And what did that person say?

I heard it.

But unlike you, I'm not going to fucking spill my sources. Erickson Tore.
Flip. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Erickson Tore.
This nigga's... Tom in the mouth.
Get the burger, kid. Yeah, let's get a pod started with some ratting.
With some snitching. That's why you think.
Problem.

Who?

How has your week off been?

Yeah, what'd you do?

Which is really two weeks in pod time.

Work.

I ain't do shit.

Wait, what?

Hold up.

What the hell?

He worked?

What was I supposed to do?

Jesus, Mary'm hearing. Work.
That's all you do. What else you do? But you took off work.
To work. I couldn't talk.
He could build, though. He could build, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You could have came in and made some faces. You could have came in and just been moral support.
Now, doing a mind pod is crazy. Yeah, he could have done his little sign language thing getting his bag.
Nah, that nigga would say keep that shit away. Well, I'm glad you're feeling better.
Was it the vid? Nah, I took the shit. I said no.
But so much going around my nigga, they all cousins. Yeah, yeah.
All R.S.V Yeah Bronchitis Some noro shit Whatever it is Noro something Yeah All that shit is cousins Yeah but you was sick For like a while Like you did two pods sick And then Took two pods off sick Well you know He ain't get that Nah that fucking Imani yo My nigga Wills Nigga Imani Blame it out of the way He said you got him sick Buy your own hookah nigga Yo we had that Nigga, Imani. Play with the idea.
He said you got him sick. Buy your own hookah, nigga.
Yo, we had that shit. No, let me tell you.
We had that shit when you left. We had that shit.
Hookahed up. Y'all ain't had y'all own tips? I told my girl.
Yo. What's wrong with Iceman? Yeah, we had our own tips, nigga.

Two days later, day and a half later, it was a wrap.

Y'all split the hookah?

Yeah, I don't really like letting no dudes pull on my hookah.

No, I'm talking about split the bill on the hookah.

No.

Went halfsies.

No, nigga.

I will jump you, nigga. Yo, what's wrong with you?

If y'all went halfsies on the hookah. Yo, you owe me 30.
I'll Venmo you. And I got a refill.
Send it. I'm kind of glad I don't smoke hookah no more, though.
Same. That's one of the reasons why I stopped.
Communal smoking things are fucking disgusting. But you'll smoke weed behind it.
No, I won't. Really? Not really.
If it's like a very close friend, I mean, cool. Family member, wife, something like that, yeah.
But otherwise, no. Really? Yeah, no.
Yeah, that's what's happening now. People is just like...
There's enough weed out there. It's not like the 90s when it was like...
I always thought that shit was the most disgusting shit in the world. You sit there and watch a nigga roll up nigga beat.
Licking it. Putting a blunt in they mouth and getting it all wet.
It dries off. Well, that's what Imani do to the hookah tip.
Lick it. Suck on it a little bit.
Sorry, you're going to fart me. You can't do that to you.
He's like, wait until he gets here. Yeah, no, that's my man.
That's my man. I'll take it back.
The hookah host be mad racist. He don't like to hear that no.
He say no.'m good on the hookah Yeah nigga I don't want the hookah Take your $45 begging ass Over there And it's funny because they do it on a different tab At least up here You pay the hookah guy separate So that's why they be tight That was another reason I stopped smoking that shit I probably, that was another reason I stopped smoking that shit. I probably stopped before then.

But yeah,

you take the hookah.

All right, OG,

I got you.

He's staying there.

Yeah.

Cash only.

No, you pay.

No, that's the one.

No, you pay now.

No.

I'm Joe Budden.

No, no, no.

I'm Joe Budden.

No pumping up.

Pay it up.

Ask around.

Pay it up.

What the fuck are you talking about? All right. One call.
You want to speak to Big T? Oh, shit. Got one.
Somebody right here in Journal Square. You're horrible.
I know Spanish. Papa, I out of it.
What the fuck are you talking about? They call my man Ice on here to see what's going on. They clear in the streets.
That shit ain't funny. It's horrible.
It's not funny at all. The photo of the century, though, is they taking the dude away.
I don't know if it's AI or it's fake, but they taking the dude away. With the shirt.
And on the back of his shirt, it say Latinos for Trump. Oh, my gracious.
That's the best shit in the world. I did not know if that was AI.
That's the best shit in the world. Even if it is or they.
I was this close to reposting. I know you was.
It had a 40 minute caption. Y'all roll past Home Depot? Empty.
Damn. I ain't been there in a couple weeks.
Listen, Home Depot's in my hood. It'd be 70 motherfuckers outside.
Shut up, Parker. I ain't been here in a couple weeks.
They cleared out Home Depot? In what? Empty. What about Lowe's? I ain't really seen about Lowe's.
They don't be in front of Lowe's like that. We so racist.
They don't be at Lowe's. They don't.
Why are they at Home Depot and not Lowe's? Lowe's don't get the same traffic that Home Depot gets, especially here.

Okay.

Like, they don't get the same.

I didn't know if there was, like, a preference.

And then Lowe's because they're in a little bit bougie areas in New Jersey.

Got it, got it, got it.

In New Jersey, the Lowe's are in, like, more bougie areas.

Got it.

Is your company good?

Straight, straight like 6 o'clock.

Got to make sure now.

Got to make sure.

Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Oh, let's do this.

Welcome.

Big flip in the building.

Peace, peace, peace.

Straight from a spacer.

Sit down.

That's cool.

That's cool.

I didn't need that.

No, no.

Oh, shit.

No, my daughter got suspended, yo.

Uh-oh, what'd she do?

For lateness.

I be coming late.

I didn't know they do that in Jersey.

Suspend her? They suspended for two days for excessive lateness. Even though be coming late.
I didn't know they do that in Jersey. Suspend you?

They suspend her for two days

for excessive lateness.

Even though she's done the honor roll.

Never heard that one.

So it'll make you miss two days

because you was coming late to school.

Yeah.

24 to,

they said 24 year to date.

It's not a bad little rule.

That's a dumbass rule.

It's mad dumb.

I was in there yelling.

They on or something.

Hey.

They might have changed the game.

No, that's stupid.

No, that's dumb as hell.

That's crazy they did that. Real quick, I did hear y'all talking.

The streets is clear.

Liberty Avenue in Queens.

It's not funny, yo.

It's not funny.

No, we can't laugh at this.

Why do we keep laughing and saying it?

Because it's not funny.

It's not.

It's horrible.

The manner in which they going to get some of these niggas

I'm going to go ahead and get some of these niggas, I'm not mature enough to not laugh at that part. And I voted for Kamala.
So I feel like I should be able to laugh for four years. If I voted for Kamala, I got to get my shit off for y'all niggas that did this.
On the news this morning, they was going in a house to look for somebody that wasn't there. Made the family get out, line up outside, realized homie wasn't there, and just took dad.
Hey, Miguel, turn it around. No, my papers is in the process.
They don't want to hear none of that in the process. In the process.
Look, even the lady, the Congress lady from, I think she's from Florida, Cuban lady. You know, the Cubans voted for Trump like that's their cousin.
She like, no, see, the people that already have their applications in, we got to put something in to stop. No, nigga.
Get the fuck out of here.

That's your man.

Then she trying to blame Biden.

No, that's your people's.

Fuck out of here, dodo.

Do you, American,

America has become so used to,

America has become so used to people

or the migrants or immigrants,

however we describe them,

but just people doing work.

Those are two different things, but carry on.

Oh, same shit.

No, it's okay.

Two different things.

All right, which one,

migrants, explain.

Immigrants are,

I think it's okay. Two different things.

All right, which one?

Migrants, explain.

Immigrants are, I think, theoretically, people that come here legally.

Legally, okay, that's what I mean.

People that are exiles from other countries.

Anyway.

Thank you very much, Fox.

I think.

Which ones are you doing to attack on?

You got to attack on the migrants.

No, I did.

For four months.

Hold on, listen.

I did, but they checked me when I got ready. Yo, they got you.
Trump got you, too. He was mad about them on a migrants.
No, no, no. No, I did.
My four months. It's been much longer than that.
Wait, hold on, listen. I did, but they checked me when I got ready.
Yo, they got you. Trump got you too.
He was mad about them on the bikes, the little school. He was tight.
We became so accustomed to people doing work for us. Now who's going to do the jobs? That's racist.
No, it's not. It's not racist because a lot of Americans are lazy.
It's not racist. Okay, I'm not mature enough to have this.
He got a point. He got a point.
Thank you, man. A lot of Americans not doing it for the money that they would do it for.
Exactly. And even the jobs.
What does this do to the economy? Look, yeah, he's going to breathe. What does this do to the economy? They take me.
Hey, yo, Joe. This is one of those times where I will not step on whatever talk that y'all are willing to have.
Joseph Anthony Button Jr. That's bleed to fit.
You could. What y'all say about the American? Every time I get to the cliff, you just let me jump like I did in Utah.
You don't have to pull the rope, nigga. It's the weekend.
I got you. I want to have some fun.
The lady was like, who going to pick our strawberries? Did you? I was like, yeah. Can you say that on TV? What, Billy Bob? Billy Bob going to pick the strawberries and eat them off the table.
He ain't even going to wash them shits off. We need people that's dedicated to the job.
A lot of us is lazy. I'm lazy.
A construction site. Nigga, you think it's going to go out there and fucking mow lawn, nigga? No.
Yes, nigga. Yo.

Not the way you did it.

I saw your shit.

I saw some of your property.

Yo.

The construction site.

It was, the nigga said he got 43 employees.

Nine niggas showed up to work.

Facts.

So that's going to stop the building going up.

My nigga like, it's going to have negative effects.

The restaurant industry.

All of that.

It's bad right now.

Yeah.

It's bad.

You're right, man.

I would like to go trip up america's power grid what wait what do you mean like throw the lights from blackout switch off it's gone like we did before let's go get in there no lights no water no nothing just you are anarchy just survive bitch i was watching somebody I was talking somebody what's going to happen if the power grid the power grid is going to turn off and what will it look like it will be the apocalypse the modern day anarchy and I was like this is interesting we've seen kind of examples of that shit. Like very good.
No, no, no. Very, very, very tiny examples.
And look how we act, nigga. Like when we had that big blackout in 2003.
Niggas was not the same. I know it's not the same.
It's just, it's a tiny little snapshot as to how people act. I get what you say.
We never got to the desperation part, though. We still have water.
We got shit back before then. When that desperation kicked in and niggas is kicking in doors and, all right, you got some food over there, we coming to get it.
That part. When unemployment hits 30 and 40%, then your cool-ass neighbor next door going to be the nigga sneaking in your house when you and your wife leave.
That's what they talking about. They ain't going to sneak.
They walk right in, nigga They're kicking in the door. They ain't getting shot.
But anyway. And I've seen something else that talked about just how many valuables Leo DiCaprio lost in the fire.
That wouldn't be a bad trip going to see. They had the dudes that was looted.
See if he left some shit off. Wait, so his house got looted or it was burned to the ground? Burnt to the ground, but the amount of valuables that were burnt to the ground in his house.
It said millions in watches. The niggas was going in there looting.
Millions in art. It was.
What else did they say? He had a lot of stuff. He had a whole lot of stuff when the house burned down.
Whole lot of shit. Millions? You didn't.
No, no. And that's just based off your baby picture.
I'm telling you, everything now is based off your baby picture. This nigga will not.
When your head was mad 35 years old and you was holding arsenal around the hips. Everything he say now, that pops up in my head.
Take your headphones off. That nigga head was that size, Paul.
No, that nigga ear. He must have got his ears pipped back like a pit bull.
That nigga ears was like this at first. No, his head grew into his ears.
Yo, that nigga ears grew into his head. His ears grew into his head, whatever that shit is.
But your shit used to be like, you know what I mean? On a 90 degree. We gotta do something, man.
What? I'm worried about you. I'm worried about your workers and shit, man.
For what? Cuz, you got a lot of joints. We good around here, fam.
Yeah, you keep talking about white people bigging them up because you procreated with one, but that doesn't mean anything, bro. The house is going up slower and slower.
I'm lost. I'm telling you that the workers that you usually deal with, Jamaicans and whomever, they're not outside no more.
So now we got to go elsewhere, nigga. Let's go to Europe.
Let's put out a fucking Craigslist ad. Nigga, let's get him down here, bro.
Flip. My workers are fine.
Okay. Alright.
My projects have not stopped. Oh.
I'm good. Talk heavy.
Talk heavy. I'm fine.
Talk ass. My cousin got a construction company.
That nigga said nobody cares. He called me yesterday.
He said, yo, nobody. I'm telling you.
I'm a wife. And I tried to play a trick.
You know how my car's all black. I tried to pull up where two guys were standing.
Them niggas ran. So I said, J.R., all right.
I didn't want to put the video up because I don't do that no more. Leave them people alone, man.
They stretched out a month. I said, JR, I'll show y'all.
Hey, yo, fam. I pulled up my fan.
Opened the door. Them niggas was gone.
That's wrong? Yes. Yes.
I just wanted to see if the effect was real. Would you thought they were going to talk to you? I wouldn't have talked.
Had no plates neither.

I said,

JL,

take this off.

Yo,

this thing is,

they run fast too.

Yo.

Okay.

It's out of here.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hey.

Hey,

Paul.

They run fast.

Good times.

It's really weird in this conversation.

Relax,

Wills.

I'm going to

get this.

No one's wrong with you. I'm going to talk to you.
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Shout to the hate listeners. Let's go.
40 and up, 40 and up, 50 and up right now. A new state of life.
Think of the good times. New job, man.
Happy days are here again. It's that skate music.

I should probably get busy to this shit.

He gets crazy.

Big Jersey, Big Jersey.

Shout out to the whole New York City.

Connecticut, Boston.

Yo, you went backwards with your skates?

You used to go backwards?

You used to drop down shit like this?

Must put an aim to the stress and strife.

Be more without Delaware.

What's good?

Hold DMV.

Hey.

Always for the ladies.

Always for the ladies, always for the ladies And Got a great show lined up for y'all today, man So happy to be here, so blessed to be here All praise due to God Face from the button Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha All the 9 to 5 is entrepreneurs, Uber drivers, taxi drivers Everybody working retail, what's poppin' on? Hey Everybody in the corporate bed Shout out to the dope boys and the dope girls All the gang members, listen, salute, salute, salute, salute All the scammers, what up, what up, what up? Everybody in the building. Hey.

All the subgroups out there.

Hey.

What up, everyone?

Shout out to all the bad bitches out there.

She's medium, ugly, too.

What's up, what up, what up, what up?

All my independent ladies, make some noise.

Eat me anyway.

I really want you.

I ain't gonna lie, you gonna kill a set, yo.

You gonna kill a set, bro.

You gotta DJ the live show, you gotta DJ first, nigga.

We gotta get to the live show, but yeah, I'll do it.

I used to do it.

You kill it.

Nice gloomy day in New York City. Hey! Everybody out there stuck in traffic right now.
What up, what up, what up, what up? Shout out to the niggas out there that fuck the friend group. Hey! Shout out to the friend groups that fuck the nigga, hey! 0-4-1-4, hey! Oh, oh yeah! Hey! Big Mel, Big Mel, Big Mel! Big Mel! Hey! My man Will's up in the building, shout out to him! Shout out to Will.
We see it out there. Willing, Willing, Willing.

We see how you're doing at Will's.

He's the Afro.

Will's with Afro.

Will's with Afro.

Alright, we getting to it, man. Shout out to everybody outside right now.

Just in case it's a midnight drive. Shout out to the lit niggas out there.
Everybody at the bar right now, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up? Whoa! What are you laughing at, man?

Wheels.

I was watching that clip, like, last week and dying.

That shit was so funny.

That's big wheels right there. Yeah.
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Yeah. Microphone check.
Mic mic mic mic. My mic sounds nice.
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Yes, you can.

We're just here to kick it.

We don't want no problems.

I feel icy.

Flip and Mel.

Mel.

790 what?

Six.

We're getting close.

We're creeping up. Welcome to episode 796 of the best podcast in the entire fucking world.
That's right. I'm the best host in this entire fucking universe.
Jump off Joe Beasy, fully dressed, happy to be here. To my right, you know the vibes, legend in the game, big M4 Melissa Ford in the building.
Hootie who? Next to her, Queens Flip. Queens get the money.
Queens what's good? What's poppin'? What's poppin'? Next to him. Big Wills.
King Wawa. Big Wills.
Big Ish is in the building. Ish.
What up? What up? What up? What up? What up? Welcome back. Thanks, sir.
Thanks, buddy. Freeze.
Freeze is in. I ain't got time for this shit today.
Big Freeze. Elizabeth Finest is in the building.
Yup, yup, yup. Elmira's finest.
Parks is in the building. Poe is in the building.
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Erickson is here. Tanner and Savon are here by remote.
Last but certainly not least, each and every one of you guys is here with us. What up? What up? What up? How's everybody feeling? Who powers this episode? Oh, yeah.
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PrizePix, PrizePix gang.

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Important to get that out while a lot of podcasts are struggling to find funding.

Very important to just get that off while some other podcasters may be cutting budgets.

Oh, is that shade?

Struggling.

No.

Oh, okay.

No.

Every time I try to diss podcasters as a whole, y'all always attribute it to just one or two. Oh, maybe it was.
I don't know. No, no, no.
It's fully automatic. Got it.
Spray the whole shit up. You know what I mean? Good luck to all y'all out there.
What's up with y'all? Good. It's good.
How was your week? What's up with y'all? Good. Good.
How was your week? Everybody. Great.
Good. Busy.
Studio. Regular shit.
Yeah, working, man. Preparing.
In the crib. Oh, yeah, you got your shit coming up, right? Yeah, shit.
Tomorrow, so I'm preparing for that. I've been preparing.
What's tomorrow? The room. Tell them over there.
I will. Yeah, tell them over there.
We did that mad. That was nasty.
You could have did it better than that. Also, that was nasty.
You go again. I apologize.
You could have said, yo, guys, we'll talk about it later. I apologize.
Later we'll tell you. Later we'll tell you.
There we go. But I ain't do shit.
I'm in the house. Been in the house all week, watching TV, eating shit.
You've been in the house lately a lot. It feels good.
It feels good. I'm not going to hold it.
How's your sleeping patterns? Great. How's your smell? Have you been smelling things? Have your nose holes open up to different smells? Nobody's pregnant.
Nose holes? Nobody's pregnant. I thought it was good.
You got to up it. Nobody's pregnant.
Twinsies, nigga. Hey, my big mom hit me.
She said she won't come on the pod. Oh, shit.
And what? Did you say yes or no? Nah, I got to check with y'all to see if y'all baby moms is coming. Nothing to do with us.
What that got to do with us? This nigga's crazy. Everybody got to be him.
Bring her up. That has nothing to do with us.
Bring her through. Gang, gang, gang.

Niggas be so short.

It ain't got nothing to do with us.

Niggas is short.

Handle your business, King.

They'll play at all.

Yeah, no, I've been in the house getting good sleep.

I told you, first quarter of the year, I'm feeling out 25.

Yeah.

It look away, so I'm chilling.

It looks crazy outside.

I don't want to do too much.

Now that I think about it, the strip club's been kind of empty. Well.
I deal. So, you know.
What about what, box? Great for me. He rounded them up.
Yeah. Same reason what we just talked about 20 minutes ago.
Same reason Home Depot empty. Yeah.
Nah, but they. What? You just got back.
You got to talk to us. Different caulk.
Yeah.

That's hilarious.

No, that's funny.

It's not.

It's the same caulk.

That's funny.

Yeah, that's crazy.

That was the same caulk.

But no, they think it's different.

They think they're only looking for South Americans.

They don't think they're necessarily looking for them.

Especially in New York.

It's facts.

No, they running it everywhere, nigga.

They got niggas running the show.

It's crazy.

They gonna clip, yo.

It's gonna be a bunch of skinny white motherfuckers on Starless Coming to the building Coming to the stage Rebecca Look at Becky with that cardboard And Trinity Trinity Sapphire I will throw You're going to be writing fucking sapphires. You're a trinity.
And flash dancers. Always a trinity.
Might be some pogs in there, you know what I mean? Might be. What's a pog again? Fat ass white girl? That's right.
Hey. Hey.
You a pog. Shut up.
What's up with your week, man? What you did? You know, just had some meetings and stuff. After the episode, you took meetings? I want to take all my meetings.
After the episode, last episode, you took your meetings, huh? They were already scheduled. Okay, how did the meetings go? Fabulous.
I am very well prepared for season two. Oh, okay.
Got you. Got you.
Hot and bothered. Sponsorship this time? Yeah.
There we go. Let's go.
We got her. Backed him down.
Backed him down. Big man.
Backed him down with the E's. That's a shout at you, nigga.
I'm good. I'm down with her.
Nigga, you fucked up last episode, nigga. Now the sponsors are coming out, nigga.
Thank you. Nigga, we out of here, man.
I ain't bothered with Flip. He's such a mess.
You're definitely bothered. He's bothered.
He's definitely bothered. She's hot.
Multiple double entendre. That's funny.
All right, what's going on? It's mad serious shit in the world for us to talk about I'm silly and immature so I prefer not to start with anything serious cue up the half of the audience that says oh Joe's so immature he doesn't want to talk about anything serious yep you're right now you got me it's a weekend god damn it oh man that's a segue if you want to go there. Hey! It's a weekend and we got some.
I see what you did. We do have new weekend music.
We got an album. Hurry Up Tomorrow.
I stayed up for a while. What's the name of this shit? Hurry Up Tomorrow.
Hurry Up Tomorrow. Which closes out the trilogy.
Huh? How? This is the third album of the trilogy. It was the After Hours, Dawn FM, and now this.
And he's killing off the weekend character as a whole. You know, he do all this extra shit with his music.
I didn't get none of that from Eddie. So then what is he supposed, what's he going to become after this? I don't know if he's going to go by.
A weekday. A weekday Yeah.
I don't know. A week.
Thursday. Okay.
That's interesting. Weirdos.
Let's get right to it. Let's get right to the proceedings.
You heard my guy say hey. Track one.
Talk to him, Mike Dean. Wake me up.
Off of Hurry Up Tomorrow. Love that title he's the only one i'll accept these michael jackson flips from i'll tell you that much who else chris chris yeah when is chris gonna do that michael jackson flips he's done them What flip? He did PYT flip He did Wanna Rock With You

Nah you gotta shut up, man. I'm done with you.
Ice gonna know. Ice gonna let you know.
Yo, he knows, son. He has an encyclopedia.
Look at his baby picture. From then we can see that nigga head was just storing information from four years old old Ultratron nigga Ultratron Hey Let's go Let it rock Let it rock Yeah give me a This is This part at least Is not Michael Jackson This is Godfather part three, the same shit.
Georgia Mortar's Scarface soundtrack.

I hear that now.

I may want to beat drop.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, look at us on our music nerds.

School them, school them.

Let's get in there.

That Godfather, she's going to always work.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Hey.
Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh.
Oh. Mike check.
Oh. Wait a minute.
Oh. You was? Hey.
I was like, hold on. I got to stay up a little bit.
That's not a sample, Marks? That's a replay. Okay.
What is the pocket box? Super. Super.
I went to bed early, so I woke up at around 2 a.m. and caught this.
This shit was like a cup of coffee. Yeah.
Hey. Hey.
Let's go, let's go. Let's work, let's work.
Hey. Way to Westar, get a load of this one.
Bend your elbows. Bend your elbows.
Hey.

Need 10 moves to get it.

Yeah, he let Bruno Mars know.

Yeah, Bruno what?

Bruno who?

Bruno could never.

They were absolutely crazy. Dog.
Putting Mike Dean and Justice in the room, this should be illegal. This shit made me want to go buy some new headphones.
I need to hear this on something different. Yeah, I need to hear this in the car.
I'm not going to lie. But I had it in the bigs in the studio.
Everyone that heard the album, everyone that heard the album, tell me what you think. Initial thoughts.
I know it's early. This just came out a few hours ago.
I'm not holding you to a real deep dive. I got one listen.
I started last night and listened to the first 13. I ended up with the Pharrell and Play cardi record and then listen to the second half this morning the first half to me is absolutely incredible it's a synth masterpiece for my synth nerds out there mike dean were absolutely crazy mike dean and metro woman also should just produce everything because the records they did together on this and on future's last couple albums are fucking incredible and some of the kanye shit I love this shit the second half to me I don't know it kind of dragged

but I also listened to it in the morning. It's not the same.
I listened to the first half on Edibles at midnight. That's a little bit perfect.
It's a little different than driving in the morning. You know what I mean? But I love it.
This is the first weekend project I loved on first listen since that EP he dropped however long ago. My Dear Melancholy? Yeah, I think that's what it was.
My first from track one, I was like, this sounds dark. For sure.
And I love Dark Weekend. Yeah.
Like, it still had that 80s synth sound to it. Like we just heard, yeah.
Yeah, but it wasn't it wasn't poppy facts so i was like oh yeah i'm locked in already i'm good i didn't get um as far as you did it was late yeah but um yeah i just took away that okay if we want some dark sounding shit that is super synth up you got me and i like I like Weekend's development in terms of melody writing.

They seemed a lot more interesting,

and I don't know if that's a result of being in the studio with Mike Dean,

who's a fucking super musical.

He's creating all these melodies on the keyboard,

so maybe they were bouncing off each other.

But for a while, I feel like Weekend got into a flow

that was like that rap R&B flow

where you're just doing a simple ass melody.

Repetitive.

Super repetitive.

And this is not that.

I enjoyed the first half of this project,

but to me, it took off at track nine.

Now, that future Travis Scott

and the ones right around that?

Track nine was Reflections Laughing.

I'll play a little bit of that.

Like we've already said The production on this shit Yeah it's the Travis record This one? Yeah Crazy Do we still love the trend Of them not listing Features on projects? I hate it I appreciated when Elliot Uploaded the track list With the features I hate that shit Yeah let me know Who's on the fucking song Yeah Even. I appreciated when Elliot uploaded the track list with the features.

I hate that shit.

Yeah, let me know

who's on the fucking song.

Yeah.

Even though I'm gonna

take them off on the title,

but I want to see.

Yeah.

That's all.

The credits are easy enough

to read on Apple.

Mm-hmm.

So, or Spotify.

A lot of places,

the credits are easy to read,

so I think you have to.

Title's a little different.

You can just go in and look.

Right.

Reflections laughing, track nine. It's me, it's a little different you can just go in and look right reflections laughing track night it's me it's stupid yeah i gotta go out tonight this is a road trip album for me this is a road trip album for me this is like old weekend oh house of balloons ish yes let's not get crazy yeah no i'm just let's not get crazy not saying let's Let's not get crazy.
No, I'm just... Let's not get crazy.

Not saying...

Let's not get too crazy now.

I see what you're saying.

The darkness of it is reminiscent of...

That's what I'm saying.

The first...

Yeah, there was a little two-album phase

where he was just a little too popped out.

Yeah, for sure.

It was too much.

There's a couple records on here.

That Starboy era.

Yeah.

I'm a motherfucking Starboy. Even though I like some of the joints on here.
Yeah, some of the songs is cool, for sure. It was too much.
There's a couple records on here. Starboy era.
Yeah. I'm a motherfucking starboy.

Even though I like some of the joints on here.

Yeah, some of the songs is cool, but overall, too much.

Yeah, he's back in his dark bag.

Yep.

Oh, my Lord. Oh my lord Die in your arms Die in your arms I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm gonna say When they take my crown God damn this is sick If they take my crown Oh This music is just This production, mixing, mastering It just sounds Expensive Very, very But it sounds good Absolutely I'm trying to find this song Luxurious That's it, that's what it sounds This is crazy too This is 10, I'm telling you From 90, absolutely took off off.
This is the future record, I think. Feels like you're a part of me.
It's true. And I can't lie.
You still get to me Oh no, I'm in my feelings Fuck that logic They can never tear us far We see me on it Future went crazy too Future went crazy too We got a second R&B future. Yeah.
That beat is stupid. Yeah.
Yeah, this is definitely jumping on the road. It's fire, man.
Jump on the road. It's fire.
I ain't going to sit here and bleed y'all to death. I'm looking for a certain song.
Where the fuck is that song? Is this the song? Let me see. Oh, yes.
Oh, my God. Nah, nah, nah.
Cock this back. Cock that back.
Cock that back. That's the one.
Just when you thought you had them pegged Uh oh, nah this is a ish

West Side Highway, late night in a Beamer, you love a Beamer or G-Wagon

Second date, you already gave her 95 hours on the phone

You already talked her ear up, she know everything about you

Now you're just taking a little ride right quick on a late night To the mailbox To the hoodie store Let's go Oh my god He is bugging Do we have production credits on this shit yet? It's almost all Mike Dean And Weekend Justice is on a couple times. I wish I was still doing music so I could pay Mike Dean to sit next to me while I do music.
Let him go, let him go, let him cook. We've been running the numbers.
We just shy over Billy. So my group to Madonna might connect to my father.
I don't know that I'm in it. to clean up my drummers Try to clean up my closet Cause I'm a fool who I hate it When they can never control us And my enemies hate it And I own my soul I know, I know Only thing I don't I know, I know And they try to fucking kill me Sping misinformation Trying to pay me a bill

I'm not a doggie

Let me not forget Metro

Did a bonechire too

I forgot too

Ayy

Ayy

What else? He's showing out. Yeah.
He's showing out. That's how you close out, man.
As great as the first half was, nine on down, I think he went somewhere else. That's more my bag in terms of tempo and flow and just vibe.

Just vibe, man.

Go Weekend.

Go Weekend.

Friend of the show.

Probably the only friend of the show that hadn't done the show.

But, I mean, he ain't done y'all shows neither, so I ain't complaining.

He ain't really sit with nobody.

Yeah, he ain't doing no show.

I'm not fucking Weekend.

Why am I sitting with you niggas?

And talking.

Yeah, no, no.

I don't talk to y'all.

I love that. Yeah.
I love it from the guys that can do it. And he can do it.
That's that megastar shit, bro. I pop out.
Once you're at a certain level. Announce his tour.
He's a motherfucking star boy. Him and Playboy Cardi, right? Yeah.
Stadium tour. Stadium tour.
Pretty big deal. Yeah.
Since I was legit, I've been legit. I hate all you fans that are stalking people's tours to see if they sold out and how many seats they sold.
I think y'all are annoying. It's weird.
And it's stupid because I really don't think y'all know how big a stadium is. Yeah.
Like, you expect somebody to announce a tour today and the stadium tour sell out in a week. Wait, they're already clocking his shit? Well, they were clocking Kendrick and Scissor shit from the minute it dropped.
Yeah, and they're doing it with Drake in Australia. They just do it now.
Like, now it's look how many seats are available. And they pull up the ticket master shit that show you it's dark blue, which means there's a lot of seats in the section.
Got it. Oh, we're X amount of months away from it and it's still seats available.
Yeah. Shut up.
Man, they're so annoying. I hate these new fans.
I can't stand them. That's why I'm listening to country music now, man.
I'm going to make a hunch I went up, man. Chabizo.
Chaboozie. Chaboozie.
He going to check you. He going to check you.
He told us, I don't want to smoke. That's my man.
Say his name. Shut him out.

Yeah, clean it up. Clean it up.

I thought I did on the previous part, but in case.

You did a couple times.

Here's this one and not that one.

Let me clean it up again.

Oh, man.

The weekend.

Great job.

Great job.

I'm going to continue to spend this over the weekend.

See what it sounds like.

See what it's giving.

See what the vibe is.

Yeah, I'm doubling the dose tonight.

Yeah.

Changing up the light and putting on the nice lights.

You know what I mean?

Red light, blue light. Maybe both.
Get a on the nice lights. You know what I mean? Red light, blue light?

Maybe both. Get a little purplish.

AG and BO.

You're going to go get the

AG on them?

Slippery things up a little bit.

We'll get to it later. We're unpacking

pause. We're unpacking

that AG and BO that was introduced

in episode 5 of that Puff Talk.

I feel like we're going

to have to re-put the

tag at the beginning

before we get to that section.

Yeah.

Might have to.

Wild King Nights.

That name is way better

than Freak Offs.

Oh, man.

It is.

Are we here now?

I mean.

No.

You sure?

We can't be here. All right.
What happened with ESTG? Yeah, come on. ESTG.
Oh, yeah, yeah. It is.
Are we here now? I mean. No.
You sure? We can't be here.

No, no, no.

All right.

We'll have E.S.T.G.

Yeah, come on.

E.S.T.G.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

E.S.T.G.

Dropped his album,

I Ain't Feeling You.

My first listen,

it's short,

12 songs,

30,

33 minutes,

something like that.

It's even shorter than that

once you roll the window down.

I,

it took me a minute to find something that I'm not to find something. And if you got power windows, all you got to do is...
Automatic. Nah, get back.
I ain't saying nothing. I'm muting up so Ice could give...
There's a whole generation of people that will not get that reference at all. That's a shame.

I thought you were talking about

for the rest of the time.

That's a CD joke.

That is true.

Because what do you do now

when there's nothing to do?

Delete it.

Yeah, but that don't

have the same effect.

No, what they do now

is they make

what they've been doing

for a while

they make the meme

of somebody slam dunking

the shit into the trash can.

That's the

they made the internet version.

It's not the same. It's not the same at all.
Frisbee and a CD. Frisbee and somebody shit.
Flamming the phone down. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or making a coaster. Yeah, Frisbee and a weed play.
We won. Yeah.
But go ahead. Y'all know I've been waiting for this album for a minute and my first listen, it was too polished.
And I know that sounds like a crazy critique to have have but when you have somebody that makes gritty street music this shit just sounded too clean i'm listening to songs i'm like all right it's just not hitting the same as his earlier music has been it wasn't until i got to about track five maybe where i'm like okay now we back now do you think that's like a sonic thing or like content wise? It's a combination of both. It's a few things.
Yeah. When I played the first track off the shit, and this is just off the sample, I did not purchase it.
His voice was different. His voice don't even sound like it sounded when he was on his run.
Like it sound like fucking sick-ish. It's not like he's rapping through a telephone, like the prison raps when a nigga's doing it.
Yes, that's what it's been sounding. But that's been a thing for a minute now with him.
Where the motherfucking... Why? Yeah, I can play it, too.
I don't know. I do not know the reason behind it.
But there has been a moment where you could hear the change in his voice. And it almost sounded like like he's before this album it was sounded like he was mumbling through a

phone

us against the girls no this is just track one

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I can't.

I can't his voice.

I can't his voice like that.

That one get a couple of dollars out of me?

By the time I got to about five or so, as soon as I heard that forever rolling, we were back.

Okay.

So I don't know if it's maybe him trying to expand his sound, him trying to... I can't pinpoint it.
It just didn't really do it for me. Interesting.
It didn't do it for me. It didn't do it for me.
Now, there are a few flips that he did that I was like, okay, great. I love this flip.
The Duffel Bag Boy flip, which I believe I played that as a sleeper when it first dropped. That one was cool.

I don't know, man.

I'm just, I immediately cut this off.

Expectations might have been too high?

No, because I didn't like his previous projects.

I ran right back to Bigger Than Life or Death.

And I don't like when I do that. When I listen to your album and it leaves me feeling so underwhelmed

that it's like, you know what, let me just go back to what did it for me right so yeah I feel like he should have been more aware of the fizzle out or the wind down to do this yeah I don't know I feel like something's. This is something you just drop when you're all the way on fire,

don't have a care in the world,

and just want to give your fans something to hold them over

until my real shit comes.

This don't sound like the real shit.

The shit you've been working on for years.

It might not be the real shit,

but do you have the luxury to play like that right now?

How long in between the two projects was there,

like this album and the last album?

I have to check, but it's been a minute

since we got a project from him.

Maybe.

When were you satisfied with his music?

How long ago, Joe? What was the

last project that you said your ESCG got some

heat?

A few years ago.

Two years.

When I came on the pod and said, oh my God, what are y'all going to do with this boy for the next 10 years? I get hyped too fast. I get hyped too fast.
Somebody come out the gate smoking for a few years, I automatically pin them the king for the next 10. I got to stop.
I got to stop doing that. This shit is too fickle.
Fans will love you one minute, hate you the next minute. There's too many variables.
I gotta stop. It's unfair to a lot of artists because as fans, one hand will say we want you to, you know, expand your sound, grow, etc.
Right? And then when you take that or experiment something and it don't work, people will start complaining because we want your old shit. So it's like, you damn near gotta be perfect.
You just gotta throw two or three new ones in. You don't gotta give them eight, you gotta give them two.
And if they hit, then they hit, it worked. You can now expound on that.
But if it don't hit, then you can shy away from it. Especially in this era where you can just do singles and digital releases and shit.
You could test shit out, see if that works. Okay, people ain't really rocking with this.
Let me just give them some ESTG shit or whoever we're using as an example. Anybody.
Yeah, let me get my wheelhouse and do that. I don't think you need to play the game anymore where you just drop an experimental album.
You can tease the shit. Not even experimental.
Experimental is the wrong, but expanding album. Yes, yes.
That's what it is. It's like, because on one hand, I do want my artists to expand.
I don't want you to stay the same person over and over and over and over. And then we have artists that stay the same person over and over and over and we love them.
Exactly. Future.
Exactly. So it's like, it's really unfair to them.
Because you like, if you're an artist, it's like, all right, how do I do this? Do y'all want me to fucking keep making the same song over and over and over and over? You're going to kill me for it unless it's all hits. But that's where your real artistry comes in.
Yeah. Because you're not making albums for the people necessarily.
You're making albums for what makes you feel good.

Well, there's a lot of people that are not really artists.

That's true.

Oh, sure.

I'm just saying.

Is Drake the only one that could switch it up and be successful?

Kanye West.

Kanye West, of course.

But I mean, to have the longevity.

Kanye West has been doing it for 20 years.

Shit, The Weeknd.

The Weeknd.

People do it. It's just sometimes it works.
Sometimes it doesn't work. Shit, the weekend.
The weekend. People do it.

It's just sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't work.

I know what you're talking about.

Wouldn't Kanye be more on the production level of Switch Up?

As an artist.

That sound.

Yeah, his whole, he went from basically boom bap shit to fucking.

The Rabbity Rabbity in the 808s.

Yeah, then the techno shit with, then to gospel shit.

He has constantly evolved and changed his sound successfully. It's alright.
We gotta go. Don't do that again.
So when they say Kanye West is a producer... No, no, no.
I gotta ask a question. Don't do that, Joe.
Is Hawaiian Punch from Hawaii? Hawaii? Yeah, I know. Is it? No.
Is it really Punch? For real, y'all. Damn.
I never heard that. Is Hawaiian Punch really from Hawaii? That's funny.
Trying to make fun of his man's questions. That's all.
We've unpacked the flip questions while you've been gone. Yeah.
We miss you, yo. Yeah, man.
We really did. Yo, normally when somebody take a week off the pod.
They come in firing. I think that they about to come back and go crazy.
Well, come on, Wills. You've been pying for 30 minutes.
I mean, even on the, yo, how you been? How was your week? That is good. What else am I supposed to do? The nigga's 70 years old getting COVID.
Nigga, he just survived. He's happy to be here.
He's happy to be alive. I've been working.
What else you think I've been doing, Joe? Stupid ass nigga. Listen, hold on.
Imani and him got COVID. Look how Imani came in.
Like gothic-y, nigga. Imani thought it was over.
That's a little gothic-y too. All right, man.
They got to stop sharing the hookahs in 2025. Yeah, that was bad.
Y'all niggas is crazy. At least bring some little wipes.
At least get some girls' mouths between y'all. Like you pass it to a lady.
Let her pass it to a lady. Let her maybe even pass it to a lady and let her pass it to E.
You and E at the bar just, yo, you done? Hey, bro. Pass the hose.
You finished with that? Yo, you honging it. No shotgunning either, yo.

You had the most pulls.

Yo, you had that thing forever, yo.

Let me get that.

You hogging it.

I smoke with you.

Niggas over there shotgunning the hookah.

Can I smoke with you?

Now two hoses on the same hookah.

That's what you should do.

No, you shouldn't, fam.

Get your own shit.

I get my own shit.

That's really what you should do.

Wifey held you down. She took care of you.
Because you was sick a long time that Portuguese Buckley might be different that Portuguese Buckley don't hear Portuguese Buckley she get a nigga honey and garlic some noodle soup beat and beet juice not up, right? Yeah, for a couple days. The cough still ain't go away.
And all that. Can't even put Vicks on.
I used to come get your ass out of here. Yeah, we can't even put no Vicks on our nose.
They got the dogs. They got the Vicks.
Vicks dogs. It's not funny.
That is horrible. You can't say that.
It's really not funny. What made you think about that? I smell consulcho.
What's that shit they be making? Yo, you can't say that, bro. Some consulcho.
Dog be smelling it. Go get them niggas.
That's fucked up, yo. Are we done with ESTG? Yeah.
ESTG, I'm a fan.

I'd love to hear you back in your bag.

I just don't think this project was it for me.

I will listen to it again.

There's a couple of days when he got in there,

but overall, it's just,

I don't know what the focus is. And then I can't come from Weekend Project

where he give me 19, 20 songs.

22.

Of Heat, and then go to you,

who's giving me 12, and it's like.

See, that's my other thing.

Space Warmer. With short albums, when y'all start giving me 9, 10, 11, 12 joints and they short songs I'm expecting heat I don't think there's room for me having to be skipping records when you already gave me a short project at 30 minutes.
Yeah, like, I'm good.

All right, your man is trying to sneak back out here with some music.

Oh, who we got?

Oh, God.

It's your man, Tommy Richmond.

And they got the TikTok girls already dancing to the show.

And they got the TikTok girls already dancing to the show. And they got the girls in the video.
No. I'm trying to think.
Don't pull it out. Don't.
I'm so tired of the sound. Man, you freak.
What'd you say? I said, don't pull it out. Mix your records.
Fuck. Yeah, that is terrible.
That shit sounds horrible. Are you okay? That's what I was hearing.
Yeah, it sounds like that. Soulja Boy and some snap rap from Atlanta.
Like mixed. Mixed horribly.
Horribly mixed. Like I did it.
That's probably what's intentional. What'd you thought of that, Big Mal? Big M4? It sounded exactly like that other song.
What's that? Soulja Boy, Tell Him. No, not, well, I mean, that's originally.
Make a dollar baby? Yeah. Mm-mm.
That sounds bad. I'm good.
I'm super cool. It's just like, he's just designated this as the formula because it proved to be winning for him.
For sure. And no.
Well, then he put out the album that sounded nothing like that and no one paid it. Nobody paid it no one paid the dirt.
Yeah, exactly. He's like, let me go back to...
Let me go back to what got me number one. Yeah.
Grammy nominated. Let me go right back there.
You can't be mad at him. I'm not mad at the concert.
I just don't think that that sounded good. Wait, who can't? We all could be mad at him.
I'm figuratively speaking. I'm trying to let y'all go first, because y'all make it.
We say it a little nicer. Yeah, y'all and y'all.
It sounds like you're trying to mimic such and such. And yeah, this song just didn't hit my music palate.
Y'all, get it off. Now shut up.
Y'all done? Yeah, go ahead. Hey, dog.
Hey, dog. Hey, yo, I kid.
Hey, dog. I hate to be the one to break it to you.
Very bad news. Get this shit the fuck out of here and get you the fuck out of here.
Don't try to sneak back in yet. We not done being mad at you.
If Daniel Caesar's still sitting down somewhere, nigga, you sit down too. Oh, man.
At least Daniel Caesar can sing. And Daniel Caesar got more talent in his pinky than Tommy fucking Richmond.
I don't even like that name no more. I don't like nothing about Tommy Richmond.
I think he should retire. I think that Tommy Richmond should stop, but he can't because some hedge fund nigga done signed him and keep dumping money into him.
So we got to keep hearing the horrible version of the shit that worked for you. Because you can't come up with a new slap that don't sound like the old slap.
Enough Tommy Richmond. Was it an old slap? His old slap.
Yeah, his old slap. Not saying it was old, but that's his.
What's his old slap? The million Dollar Baby. That shit wasn't no slap to me neither, nigga.
It was Million Dollar Baby. That shit worked.
That shit. That shit got a lot of airplay.
That shit was caca. They programmed.
They programmed. Yeah, that shit was caca.
The chorus was cool. The rest of the song.
I'm in the same soul dance strong. Caca.
I'm in the baby. I just better baby.
Because I'm a baby. Million Dollar Baby.
That shit was ass I don't know if I heard it 7 million times That shit was ass Hey, we don't need a world without hate Sometimes hate is appropriate That's not hate That's opinion I hate it And now he's going to change. He broke on a thin line.

And now he's going to put the two black girls in the front of the thing.

Oh, don't stop saying he misappropriating the code.

Come on, stop.

Well, we've been saying that about him.

Don't go down that lane, though.

Let the nigga live.

Because he tweeted.

See, that's y'all niggas' problem.

Y'all tweet too much.

True.

Because more people would like this song if you didn't tweet, yo, keep me out of that black shit.

True.

Yeah, yeah, you're right. This is white music I'm doing.
Don't call it black again. I was like, oh, shit.
That's not what he said. It's a paraphrase.
That's how you received it. That's what he said.
That's how a lot of people received it. That's how you received it.
That's what he said. That's what he said.
Black people always hear shit different from what somebody say. He said, this ain't hip hop.
Hip hop is black music. Yes.
But he didn't say that. So when you say, this ain't hip-hop.
Hip-hop is black music. Yes.
But he didn't say that.

So when you say,

this ain't hip-hop, keep me out of that category, please. I don't want to find

his tweet to quote him exactly.

But that's what he said. That's his way

of saying what they be saying, which

is, yo, I'm white doing this.

Y'all are mislabeling me

as that. Don't put me in a box.

I do it broader than the niggers.

Oh.

E-R-S.

Yeah, R-E-R.

Mm-hmm.

I'm rocking with you.

Get it out of here.

Who's he signed to?

That shit is ass.

I want to prank call that nigga too.

I don't feel like he should be off the hook.

Whoever signed him should have,

we need spam bots in his email.

We need to do the old school shit they used to do where they just spam the gay porn to your email. Iso supremacy.
Yeah, I don't know who none of that shit is. Iso supremacy.
I don't even like the name of that. I don't like the name of that.
You can't unsubscribe from that shit either. They used to send the gay links to your email.
Hey, yo. Have shorty where your email? Ch.
Nah, niggas, they used to send dude with the hammer to your email. He right.
You click the shit opening the nigga right there. Yeah, it's like, urgh.
How you know you opened it? Oh, that's Brent Fires, people. On my email, what are you talking about? When you click the email, if you see it.
It popped up. It was like a...
You couldn't stop it. It was like a GIF.

You couldn't close out.

It was a GIF automatically.

I didn't open them shits, my nigga.

Yeah, he signed to Brent Fires.

Go ahead.

What?

I like Brent as a person.

I like some of Brent music.

And he has some songs that are palatable for me.

But it does make sense that he is signed to him. He sound like him.
See, parts can say that because he white. I can't say that.
You know how much shit I'd be in if I say that? It's tough to sound worse than Brent Fires. All right.
Yes. I like some Brent shit.
My girl and her friends love Brent shit. I don't know Brent shit.
I love that nigga. Hey, to the people that love his voice, I don't try to convince them otherwise.
But to the people that know when a piano is out of key. It's out of key.
It's a little tuning. Yeah, it's just.
It's how you get in trouble. But I love him as a person.
I love the businessman he is. I love his team.
I love what he represents. So I try to just keep him off my...
I mean, I ain't gonna kill him every time some shit comes out. But it does make sense that Bum Richmond is signed to Brent.
Brent, rob that nigga. Take it all.
The pub, video budget, wardrobe budget. Take it all.
What do you think happening? I hope so. Reparations.
Yeah, let's get it all. That's a cold question again.
Yeah. Million dollar baby.
I'm kidding. Million dollars, baby.
Yeah, you said. Niggas to take it on for buzz, right? This nigga's like fucking cool in the gang, G-Eazy.
What? Don't do G-Eazy. Don't do G-Eazy.
Yeah, I fuck. Don't let him mention G-Eazy.
Don't do G-Eazy like that. I fuck with G-Eazy.
I know. G-Eazy had slaps.

Those are slaps.

That million dollar baby

wasn't a slap.

Yeah, that million dollar baby

shit wasn't no slap.

Never.

That shit was caca

from the rip.

And go to the Grammys

this weekend, boy.

Don't sit home

because they didn't

nominate you.

Take your new artist's ass

up there.

Go be mixing.

In a suit. Network.
Do the red carpet, all the interviews. Get rushed off.
Excuse me, excuse me. Hey, hurry up.
Come on, come on, come on. Hey, I got Tommy Richmond.
Right there. Tommy Richmond.
Move, nigga, Migos. Move, Sabrina Carpenter.
Move, nigga. Yo, you got to watch the publicists at the awards that's representing some of the bums, but they good publicists, so they trying to get their job in.
Yo, what up? I got fucking Aristotle right here, man. Come on, just give him a look.
All right, we'll talk to him for 10 seconds. Aristotle, where'd you get to start? Oh, it's Amigos.
Oh, shit. Oh, Travis Scott.
Clear the carpet. Taylor's coming.
It was funny last year at the Grammys that the red carpet shit, or two years ago, whenever I went, watching people try to get in the photo shit. Like, they was fighting to get in that fucking red carpet.
Oh, the 360 one? No, it's a whole line of fucking people, but there's the main shit with the photographers. And it was, boy, they was fighting to get in that motherfucker.
If you know the music business, the shit that you see is so much more fun, like what Parks is talking about, right? Like, there is red carpet scheduling, and- There's elite parts of the red carpet. Yeah, there's red carpet etiquette.
There's red carpet where the bum sites are. The shit might be fucking 50 feet long, right? And there's people everywhere, but then there's the spot with the official fucking photographers and Vanity Fair and Rolling Stone and all them.
So everyone is bottlenecking trying to get into this one spot. And the show's about to come on, so they're like, oh, yeah, come on, hurry up, hurry up.
I'm going to be on the burgundy part of the red carpet. And you know when you're a five o'clock red carpet artist, like you got to, they bringing in the crates and they're rolling the carpet out and you showed up.
Waiting for the carpet. Hey man, you be there before the carpet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, I help.
You up there talking to the source. Come on, come on, come on.
Yo, grab that in, grab that in. Talking to rap pages.
Yo, yo, we got rap pages right here. This source.
There's some shit happen. Hey, hey.
And I'm laughing because I identified with that with that for sure I'm laughing because that used to be me oh they give a fuck about me at the little red carpet but I used to come late I ain't getting up 5 o'clock I'm giving them 545 I'm giving them a little 545 yo we got your button nigga you hear they got a real, they got a camera phone.

They ain't got the cameras.

Yo,

we got your buddy here.

Click.

All right.

They got the little

switch.

They got the little

cardboard box camera.

No,

the photographers,

you still posing.

They done.

They putting their shit away.

Getty.

Hold on.

You're giving them looks.

Getty had already left

by that time.

Yeah,

Getty was gone. They got the cardboard box camera.
A camera. A little Kodak shit.
Shit was a little switch, right? Then it was like a three-year run where I was going to the carpet against my fucking better judgment because I hated them carpets. I hated all that shit.
But I would get to the carpet and would be getting a little bit of action. And those were the three years that Lady Gaga dressed up in some other shit.
Like meat shit, the meat dress. And was coming early before the star was supposed to be here.
What the fuck? She was coming in some meatloaf. Whatever.
She was a steak. You in the corner, it don't matter.
Man, they left me so fast. Joe Mike.
Gaga. Because you could see her as soon as she'd get out the car.
You could smell it. with a stake on her fucking head.
Oh, man. You can smell it.
Nigga, they ran to her car to talk, bro. I'm sitting there, yeah, man.
Slaughter, she coming. The picture is just like a blurred picture because they're swinging the camera.
They're fingering the way they're running. You can see the camera moving.
That's hilarious. And Joe like this.
Yeah, so you know summer 2012, you know what I'm saying? We're going to be... I mean, they're not even nice about a nigga, nigga.
They'll just leave you right there. Oh, yeah.
They don't say excuse me. Because the same way...
Mid-conversation. The same way there's artists that are real celebrities, some of them paparazzi.
Yes, yes. Some of them photographers.
It's really John Claude Wouvet.

For sure.

Yes.

For sure.

He done took every hip-hop picture since 72.

Word.

Oh, my Lord.

Oh, my God.

Sharif and him.

Yeah, artists be thinking they hot.

Hey, speaking of Sharif, nigga, hey, you better.

I've been waiting for you.

Come on.

Talk to him.

Come on.

Yeah, you got to fix him Come on You gotta fix it

You gotta fix it

Don't look at me

We don't gotta talk about it

Cause that's your man

But you have to fix it

What do I gotta fix

You know when he asks

You gotta say it

Cause he does this trick

No I don't

Your man is

Your man losing his mind

Off the old work

You lost your mind

Off the old work before

Yeah

Publicly

Yeah

Alright then

You was much older than him

I'm there

Alright then

Thank you. You lost your mind off of old work before? Yeah.
Publicly? Yeah. All right, then.
You was much older than him? Mm. I'm there.
All right, then. You ain't helped me neither, nigga.
I did. You ain't helped me.
I was a real friend. No, you wasn't.
Yo, don't start, bro. You went and got in the pool with her.
We public. You still in there? We public.
Hey, you went and played uno at the pool nigga you admitted that you didn't do that

I'm joking

I'm talking shit right now

but you still gotta help him

I'm not saying that

I can't help that

you gotta talk to him

you do gotta talk to him

no you don't

just let him figure it out

on his own

once his old work

hop on the gram

and say yo

he on my body

get something to do

nigga

that's when you gotta jump in

you disagree

bro I'm not sitting here

making a conversation

about my family's drama

but

Thank you. get something to do, nigga.
That's when you got to jump in. You disagree.

Bro, I'm not sitting here making a conversation about my family's drama,

but what I'm telling you is

we all been through this situation before.

That's why you talk to your youngins

when they're going through it.

Bro, there's nothing that nobody can tell you

when you're going through that.

True.

That's not true.

I used to talk you off the leg.

Somebody can tell you, but you used to talk who off the leg? Bitch, she's at work. Nigga, I used to talk you in, nigga.
Oh, shit. Yo, bitch, give me some hot chocolate, please.
Give me some Yoo-Hoo. Look, he's shooting at me for real.
Look. I used to get my man, yo, she's at work.
She's not even home, yo. We ain't got to take this ride.
Those conversations amongst men, when you in that mode, nigga, it's difficult to have, but you feel so vulnerable. Bro, they be useless conversations.
I know that at this age, because when you're going through that, you're going to do what you're going to do. But it's not useless.
Sometimes, because in the moment, we're not receiving information, but later on in retrospect, it'll click. It'll click.

Damn, damn.

I'll be more mad at you if you don't say anything to me when I see you.

Facts.

Yo, Ish, when I was going through that nigga,

you ain't even say shit.

Especially if you know what I've been through.

Hey, yo, dog, you know I know.

I didn't meet you.

You're talking with that tongue shit.

I'm going to pop off on you.

Come on, nigga.

Yo, this guy's an idiot. You can't have small talk in those situations.
You get straight to it. Yo, I see what you're going through.
And you'll hold your head up, yo. That's it.
You can't say nothing else other than that. You can't ask questions like, yo, what? No, it's not no advice.
What led to this? It's no advice you could give. Nah.
This ain't the last one, man. You got to.
I just think that's the OG I talk to. Who do you think will give the best advice in a situation like that, out of all of us? Would it be Mel? If we call y'all, I'm going through with your Mel, my wife, she leaving me, what can I do, Mel, tell me? I would probably be the one that listened the longest.
You wouldn't give me no advice. I'd want to get all the facts.
I think Pa's would say, well, I did tell you about them shit she was doing on the pod.

So I'll be mad at him.

Joe, I don't know what Joe would say.

If he started laughing at the farm,

he'd be tired.

I'm going to his house.

That's what he, exactly.

He'd just be laughing.

He'd be like, what?

Who would get the worst advice?

Joe wouldn't start laughing.

Joe wouldn't start laughing?

Okay.

A lot of you would really go.

No.

Oh, for real?

Who do you think would get the absolute worst advice in this room?

Me.

Corey.

Corey, for sure.

Yeah, Corey.

Corey, black niggas, I ain't got a bitch.

Your wife's leaving you.

Fuck out of here, nigga.

You a man.

Who pay the bills, nigga?

Where she going to go?

You think she could buy some flies?

Look, look, look, look.

Yeah, you just shrugged down.

She going to come back?

Yeah, there'd be Corey and Mel.

They romantic lives kind of marry each other. Just too stoned.
Not even a little bit. You think Mel would give bad advice, too? Yeah, Mel and Corey.
I give great advice. I give wonderful advice.
I'm very thoughtful in the advice that I give. That's not true.
I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try your chin one.
You try to rush niggas off the phone, Mel. Never.
Like, when it's time for somebody to... Never.
We will let you talk. When it's time for somebody to talk, you'll be like, hold on for a minute.
No. Okay, yeah.
No, that's not me. You give, like, ending conversation tips.
I'm going to try one day. Okay.
So you going through it? I think the shit I be going through is to be too complex for people. You don't be doing with regular shit.
No, not at all. No, but with E the hired help for me.
Like the niggas, you got to pay. Joe, would Ian be a good ear to listen? Yeah, Ian's a good ear.
Ian's a great ear to listen. Yeah.
Okay, okay. But he just listens, right? He don't get paid.
He's like, hey, just listen and quiet. No, he gives advice too.
You got me and Mary, girl. You got relationship advice from Ian? What you going to give you? Why do you guys think that I was asking for relationship advice? We're just talking about relationship advice.
That's what we're talking about. Oh, I thought we were just talking about advice in general.
No, no, no. We're talking about relationship advice.
Okay. Yeah, I'm on.
I'm on your side. Okay.
I'm on your side. I was just waiting.
We already beefed. I was giving you a motherfucking runway.
We beefed already. Okay.
All right. We did our beef.
Okay. We back friends again.
Okay, okay. I'm on your side.
For relationship advice. I'm on your side if they start with you.
Okay, good. Mark ain't here, so I'll be Mark today.
Okay. Hey, Ian.
Yeah, we did it. He left me.
What do I do? Hey, man. Where's Daisy? Do you got Daisy, man? Did he have any money? Oh, shit.
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And run your game. Coming to your crib game.
We're going to run ours. No, I'm going to be with my girl.
My girl will come in Super Bowl. I'm coming, too.
Last of you had niggas in your crib. Yeah, nah, not at all.
Not at all. Only Corey could come.
I'm going to be with my girl. My girl will come in Super Bowl.
I'm coming too. Last thing you had niggas in your car.
Nah, not at all. Only Corey could come.
You're not going to leave me outside. I'm a nigga that you don't leave outside.
You know when they say it's better to keep her? Cheaper to keep her. I'm one of them niggas.
They say that about people with vaginas. It's better to just let her niggas.
And you don a vagina. If you leave me outside.
Until you get sensitive. Oh, shit.
When you get sensitive. Am I sensitive me to be high? You are a sensitive dude, but you my man.
But you my man. Who more sensitive, you or me? You.
Okay. Oh, you did that a joke.
I can get out of my sensitivity. Your shit lasts.
I don't really get in it. Your shit lasts from a distance.
I get out my shit like this. I don't really get in it.
I tell y'all how I feel in a few passive aggressive jokes and keep it moving. Nah, this is what this nigga did.
Keep it moving about my business. This is what this nigga did to your boy.
Yo, do you think it's, that's what he said, yo, you think, I shouldn't see a video of you being arrested. You're to say, cool.
Do you think it's, he elaborates.

Do you think it's wise that people that love you,

do you think it's wise that you're using your platform to promote this?

You have to grow up.

Now, this is not a private conversation. He's saying it in front of people outside.

So then now, my.

It wasn't private when you posted a video or you getting arrested.

Of course, Joe.

But, yeah, I got you.

And I'm with it.

You posted a video on the World Wide Web. Yes.
The important word being world. Got it.
Everybody that know we work together hit me the same way with that sleepwalking shit. I'm sure they was hitting y'all.
They hit me. Yo, your man got arrested.
He alright? He good? I'm like, nigga, I don't know. I don't know.
So were you frustrated? And I feel like if you worked for MTV, you wouldn't post a video of you getting arrested. What's up with you and the JBN keep talking about this if you work for this, comparing companies? It's the personality.
Because I feel like I don't get treated like a company because I'm me and because I'm your friend. If you worked for Viacom, iHeart, any of them, Amazon, any of them, they have words in there for niggas like us.
You are wrong. Because when I was working with them, I posted a video before.
Now, the repercussions is different, but I posted it. That's why you're here.
No, I'm here. Same way with Mark and free the land and the horses, whatever he said.
Whatever he said on CNN. So when Cam said you revive niggas, you leaning into that? I didn't hear him say that.
When he was dissing me, like, yo, Joe, shall we to you, my nigga? You be saving niggas that sort of decline. That's what you believe in? Because that's what you're saying.
I cleaned y'all up. I said that already.
Who y'all? These two. You ain't cleaning me up.
These two specifically. I said that when you were going.
Fix your voice, nigga. You said it to Grinch.
That's bad. Yeah, it's bad, nigga.
That's bad to say? You don't think that's bad? Look, he about to die. You don't think that's bad to say this a month? It's fucking terrible.
Thank you, man. Can you elaborate how terrible that is? I'm open to being wrong.
I didn't feel like that was a bad thing. Even if you felt like that internally, you're not supposed to be like that.
I cleaned y'all up and presented y'all to the world. Look, he's on a rebrand.
Rob took y'all off the street. It's so fucking arrogant and wildly insensitive.
It's all those fucking things, but, you know, I digress. Hey, hey.
Hey, yo, here's this hoodie, nigga. Yo, dog.
Here's this shoes. You saying yes, yo, stop.
That's what I did. You didn't do that, bro.
Nigga, you had this email over that charcuterie board. Nigga, it was bad.
What? I was like, I got you, girl. Don't worry about it, girl.
I love revisionist history, too. I love that shit.
Yeah, exactly. But it's cool.
It's cool. I love that.
You know how many agencies was on flip ass? The CIA. The FBI.
The IRS. The Brooklyn Bloods.
Homeland Security. I forgot about the Brooklyn Bloods.
That's fucking home, Lansing.

I forgot about the Brooklyn Bloods.

You know how many agencies

was on Flip? Yeah.

If I'm not supposed to say that, then I'm sorry.

You can say whatever you want. I'm sorry, I apologize.

But like Mal said, revisionist history.

I'm obnoxious.

That's not the word. What's the next one?

No, my mom told me I'm obnoxious.

What's the next one above obnoxious? What's the next one? I'm obnoxious.

What's the other one?

I'm obnoxious.

Asshole?

Disgusting.

We've been through this.

Yeah, we have.

And niggas, the thing about it is that it's like we're in an abusive relationship because

we love you.

They rescue dogs.

Oh, shit.

Oh, ish.

ASPCA, nigga.

Hey.

What's that shit? North Shore Animal League? I got my dog 10 years ago I know you talking about Long Island The little 4am commercial You already see the Instagram reels With the white people that love Rescue dogs and they do the before and after This is little Jerry He. He was malnourished.
He was 60 pounds. He couldn't eat.
He was afraid of everything. He was battered and bruised.
And then they start showing you one week, two weeks, three weeks, hot and barbant. Now they're out there running and jumping in four weeks.
Improper improv. I had to nurture these niggas back to their health.

Now he wowed.

Day and scene, huh?

We back.

Flip the network.

Hey, you pay the IRS, we can flip the network again.

All right, I'm sorry if I'm not supposed to say that. You can't say that.

Then I'm sorry.

If I'm not supposed to say that, I'm sorry.

It's me and Mel had a little beef while you was gone on the last episode, which I'm stupid. I'll be looking forward to the next game, so I forget about the last game.
But Mel ain't forget, so she's on the Patreon with the tight jaw. So we fought over wasting people's time.
Part of the show got us fighting. And speaking of speaking of.
Okay. Speaking of.
Get your bag, man. What I said still stands.
I have never, ever said those words to a guy. I came in here and expressed that to y'all.
But to that person's face, I've never expressed that. I've never said that ever.
That's peace for me. That's ultra peace.
Yes. That's ultra peace.
I believe you, girl. That's sonic peace.
That's the biggest peace. That's Peace Corp.
That's on game. That's Red Cross.
I believe you. That was in my craw.
I believe you. That shit was just sitting in my craw and I could not.
I don't think you ever said me. Your craw? Craw.
Like, honestly. Yes.
That's not even in your DNA. What's craw, man? Just gullet.
That's not even in your... Oh.
You wouldn't do that. Stuck here.
I ain't going to lie, son. It was like food got stuck.
They took the picture and posted it on the internet and said, you know when we take pictures outside? They said, we can tell this is post. She's sitting there looking dumb as hell in the face.
She look crazy. She got a temper tantrum.
I didn't. I know you're not motherfucking talking about temper tantrums.
I changed. You gave me credit the other day.
But that's why I'm bad at beefing with women because they just get the extra shit. Now she got a face in the picture, face on the face.
And look at Joe. Joe leaning the other way.
Try to stand firm.

Yeah, she's trying to not

have her leg touch my girl.

Get your ass out of here.

She was crazy.

I stand in my opinion of it,

but I never want to hurt

my girl Mel's feelings.

So I'm with you.

Thank you.

I'm with you.

Fuck with Ice.

But I do think that

it's your time.

Like, it's yours. Like, I can't waste it.
It's yours. It's like self-esteem.
That shit is in you. Like, it's your time.
If I come to you and spin you around the block with mad lies, yeah, I'm not fucking my baby moms. Yeah, I'm trying to get married one day.
Yeah, I ain't got no other bitches. If I come to you with this gauntlet of lies, it's on your job.
It's your job to shift through them. So, okay.
I can't tell you how many times a guy will say to a woman, like, hey, yo, do whatever's happened to you in your past. Don't bring your baggage over to me.
I did not do that. Let's go, man.
So don't make me pay for another man's mistakes. That is the exact same thing.
So if you're going to regard somebody with complete suspicion just based on past experiences that you've had, like how do you move forward in a relationship? How do you develop any level of trust with this person? Like how? You can't have it that was... But you just included the other way.
No, and that

was the point of the conversation. And that

was where Mark was coming from, too. Mark

was wrong, too. No, he was not.
You and

Mark were wrong. Why? Because

you say so? No. And because you're

emboldened by... No, because no matter what we

say, it's still your time.

No matter what we say, it's still your time.

Somebody sent me the argument. I got you.

What do you think, Ish? And listen,

I couldn't have wasted my time

Thank you.

What do you think, Ish? And listen,

I couldn't have wasted my time because I planned to get somewhere

with the lies I told you.

And I got there. A lot of intentions.

What I got with that conversation was

you could have

started off and all of that stuff

been the truth.

And throughout that particular relationship,

your feelings changed.

Or that person wasn't

Thank you. started off and all of that stuff been the truth.
And throughout that particular relationship, your feelings changed or that person wasn't. When you start a relationship with somebody, this could be where you really want to go.
I really want to get married. I want to, you really want to do all these things with you until we see her.
I know that that's yeah. No, she keeps her car or just some, or until you and I don't necessarily get along at that clip that I thought that we would.
So the way I felt three months ago, I don't necessarily feel that way. And so you don't feel like speaking up? Can I please finish? Okay.
So three months ago, I felt like this, and these were my intentions. I don't feel that way no more.
That don't mean I led you on with lies in the beginning. My feelings have changed.
That don't mean that I started off on bullshit. That was not what we were talking about.
Mark and I were making the specific point that there are motherfuckers that will literally just lie. They will lie to get the goal.
Get the pussy. Exactly.
Exactly. And it's just like, that's foul.
That is wasting somebody's time. It is.
When you intentionally lie for your own self-serving goals and you know what that person is looking for because they've been explicit in it, then that is wasting somebody's fucking time. At what point do you think? You're right.
You're wrong. You're not wrong, man.
One at a time, don't jump her. Let me ask you a question.
Don't jump, Melody. I'm just having a conversation.
I think you're right. I think that it's immoral for somebody to do that.
But I also have heard you come in here twice and I don't want to fight you. I've also heard you come in here twice and say, y'all stupid ass men, y'all don't have no intuition.
Women got all their intuition. So to that, I say, where's the women's intuition to read the nigga that's lying? This nigga hit her with the...
No, no, no, no. That's...
No. It's false equivalent and that's...
It is. It is.
It's literally a false equivalent. Stop it.
I'm sorry. Yo, don't.
It's a 1v1. Yo, what the fuck are you doing? Don't talk to me like that.
Don't fucking do that, yo. I'm not beefing today.
I'm on your side. Don't let them gas you.
I'm not letting them fucking gas me. Okay, they're doing this thing.
You're doing this thing. You are having an adult conversation.

Don't let them gas you.

When I speak in generalities,

like women have intuition,

I'm not making it up.

Is there not something known as women's intuition?

Okay, I'm not making it up. But y not something known as women's intuition? Okay, I'm not making it up.
But I think it's... But y'all conveniently forget it.
Stop. Stop.
Intuition does not mean you're psychic. Intuition does not mean that you can't have hope that somebody is just being noble and being honest.
Agreed. Like, why would you go into something with complete and total suspicion of somebody? Why bother? You know what I'm saying? because we're on no no no hold on one second here hold on no no hold on hold on one just because i have a question for you man hold on one second you literally i swear to god i'm just gonna speak from the perspective of being a woman it's either you are completely jaded and fucking bitter and cynical because you let all of the experiences in the past taint the way that you see men, or you're hopeful that this is a new person and you're not gonna, you know, take your experiences from the past and apply it to them, and you just hope that what they are telling you and the experiences that you're having are genuine and you're actually building towards something.
Like, you can't have it both fucking ways.

You just can't.

I'm going to ask a question.

Do you think that by not taking accountability,

not you, no, listen,

by a person not taking accountability

for being responsible for remaining in the situation,

they allow themselves to,

they treat it like it's just a Band-Aid,

meaning they don't want to face the fact that it's my fault that I remain in this. So it's easy to say he wasted my time instead of look within and say next time I'm going to move away easier.
I'm going to look for certain signs. I feel like saying somebody wasted my time and not taking accountability that you allowed your time to be wasted is It's like a band-aid on a deep wound that you won't allow to heal.

That's awesome.

Wait, hold up for a minute because we're jumping you now.

Apparently, yeah.

Because I spoke to that.

I agree with where he's headed, right?

Who's he?

Flip.

You only presented those two options.

I didn't.

Let me talk, man.

But no, because you're speaking on something that i that i made clear mel i made clear if you just listen to me i'm just speaking about something you just said just now two minutes ago you said either we're a jaded from our past experiences or b we're hopeful yada yada yeah i think what flip is saying is there are more options than just those

two right like when i'm in a strip club and and 50 niggas and pelly pelly jackets come in i'm not jaded to say hey because of my experiences and because of where i'm from and what i've learned my radar is gonna jump you no my radar goes up no because they know because they all be lovable and and great people, but our instincts go up.

It's not, I'm jaded.

It's, hey, I'm playing probability now. So I think there's more than just those two options of, hey, I'm jaded because there are those women.
And that's annoying to deal with for men versus the I'm hopeful. I'm just glutton to it all.
And no, that's that Okay, hold on. Let's just be clear that jadedness and bitterness and cynicism is not just...
It cannot just be related to the women experience. I have met way...
Oh, I'm not saying that. I've met a lot of niggas that are bitter and jaded and cynical.
That's number one. And number two, when we had this conversation Tuesday,

I definitely said there are experiences where people, not just women, men,

they ignored the signs.

And that is their responsibility.

Yes.

You have to take responsibility.

You have to take accountability that you had plenty of red flags in your face and you chose to ignore them.

That is where you cannot say your time was wasted.

And I said that.

There are some circumstances where you had all the signs

And you're going to be them, so now you can't be playing fucking victim. I said that.
There's some circumstances. I am speaking only to the circumstance where a woman approaches a situation or a person approaches a situation and they are clear on their intent and that person just goes about consistently lying to reach their own self-serving goal.
That is the only circumstance in which I am talking about where somebody has wasted the other person's time knowing what they wanted and they just had their own self-serving goal. Wait, wait, wait.
When they lie, right, are they playing a role? Because that means, are they playing a role? Do you not see the signs? That's what I'm asking. I can't answer why one person lies and another person lies.
No, I'm not saying, but... Like, that's...
I'm still... And, and, and, wait, hold up.
And, and, yes, humans lie. Yeah.
Right? That's a blanket statement. Humans lie humans lie are is there not any counter action that the person in this case the woman puts forth that's why i said hey did she fuck him and you was taken aback when i said that but there are counter actions you can take to try to see what someone's true intentions are or get as close to their true selves as possible we're not just gonna let the liar dictate the flow of shit okay so here's the thing i don't really like and that's my final i don't i don't i really hate the weaponization of fucking sex in a situation like that just keep your pussy to yourself because there is many people that have literally met the fucking their soulmate and fucked them the first night we're not talking about them No, but it is.
We're not talking about them. But no, because it counters your fucking argument.
It is a counter to your argument that sex is not a dictator as to whether or not a relationship is going to be successful. That's a mistake, man.
It's not. That's a mistake, man.
It's not. I mean, I know I'm not talking out of my ass here.
I'll let y'all get the'all get the last one behind it. And we're moving on.
I didn't even really talk. When we acknowledge that, quote unquote, men are lying.
Fuck you for years. Right? Because it's not a man.
I'm glad that you fixed it and said it's not a man-woman thing. But we're going to use men for this example.
When a man meets a woman, right, it's a physical attraction. They don't know you.

They don't know how you think. They don't know you're ambitious.
They don't know you're smart. They don't know you have an amazing sense of humor and you're a great parent.
None of that. It's a physical attraction.
So he's thinking physically. So are we.
Okay, cool. So are we.
Please let me talk. You've been running.
Ain't nobody cut you off. So cool.
So when you fuck that dude in the first day or the first two days, he don't know you. So he's reached his pinnacle in many instances, right? Okay.
So now, when you start saying guys, guys, guys, for a lot of men, not all men, there are examples of niggas that have married a girl that they fucked the first day they met him. But that's a rarity.
It's outliers to everything.

That's a rarity.

That's not the norm.

Because most niggas, once they fuck you that first day,

they've reached their pinnacle and they're moving on to somebody else.

That they have to, you know what I'm saying?

And I ain't saying nothing that I ain't used to do.

Back in my day, the chicks wanted to fuck before I did.

Of course they did.

No, I'm holding my dick to myself so I can try to see what your true intentions are. You've done it.
I've seen it. You ain't lying.
I've seen it. I've told Mel that Mel knows.
You said this with a bar before. I can attest to that.
I've seen you do it. With baddies too.
So I'm not just saying women. People.
My thing is, yo, dog. If the lies get me the pussy, then why am I stop lying? No, dog, we think that because...
You're conflating two different fucking... We think that because relationships go south that the person necessarily was lying.
Sometimes they are lying, and sometimes they were not lying. And I'm not talking about...
Mel's only talking about the nigga that's been lying. Or the person.
And stop putting... It's not all the other stuff.
How do we differentiate the two? And your examples are always so extreme. Like sex on the first date.
Sex two days later. I didn't say that.
I'm saying how do we differentiate between the two people? The liar and the person that was sincere. Okay, so just to be clear, you missed Tuesday.
So we had a whole lot on this subject that you just don't have. And so this is mine and his interaction is basically just carrying on from fucking Tuesday.
And my argument is one sentence. It's your time.
That was my argument. I don't have nothing else to say other than everybody is responsible for their time.
It's going to be liars. It's going to be scammers.
It's going to be con artists. It's going to be all of that.
It's going to be people that you thought you loved that made it seem a way and it looked different on earth. It's going to be mad shit.
Guess what? And men not the only people doing that. Because it's girls that be dating.
Of course. I said, I literally said that.
You just fixed it. I said that.
No, but I was saying that on Tuesday as well. I know.
When my time get wasted, I go in the room and say, damn, I fucked it up. Yes.
It don't matter what she did. It's just what I told her on tour.
I know, but I know. It's your day to get lied to.
My man told my other man, this is funny to my man, right? My man was mad at this girl one day. That was three.
That was three in a second. One second.
I was in the car with two of my homeboys in, and my man was mad that this girl stood him up. And he was like, dog, it's your day to get lied to.
She might have lied to another nigga for you the other day. Today is your day to get lied to.
Yo, when you first meet somebody, people are dating multiple people. Niggas not just sitting on their hands waiting for one man or one woman to sweep them off their feet.
So I might be dating three girls when I meet Mel. But nobody's talking.
That's understandable. Bring us to a close.
Please let me finish. You.
Right? No, he's still talking. So I'm going to lie to Mel and say, yo, I had to go do something with my sister.
When I really was going to fuck with the next chick. That's a lie.
But I still might be looking for a quality relationship. I just want that one person to overwhelm me to leave these other three girls that I'm fucking alone.
That's not the lies that we're talking about, though. In closing, that's all I'm going to say.
That's not the lies that we're talking about. We're not talking about the infancy of getting to know somebody.
We're not talking about the first few weeks, couple of months. We're not talking about that because it's understandable.
You really actually don't owe anybody anything at that time other than maybe just respect. You know what I'm saying? But you don't have to tell them everything that's going on in your life because I'm probably not going to tell you everything that's going on in my life.
You have to earn that trust and you build upon that trust by just examples, not words that come out of your mouth, but actually living, breathing examples and behavior. And at what point can you count on somebody? Can you develop that ability to count on somebody that their word is their bond, that they're not lying to you? Like, how is it that you formulate relationships if you can't even trust that that is the system that you build a relationship on? Like, that's what, that's what we were talking about.
I'm not talking about the infancy of the fucking situation because we don't owe each other anything at that point. I don't think most relationships ever get to that point.
What? Text each other. Okay.
Text each other. Okay, okay, okay.
We did it. We did it.
A little quick rubber game. Quick little rubber game.
Rubber game. Yeah, like when it's 1-1, the tiebreaker.
That's called the rubber game. I've never heard that before.
Me either. But okay.
You've never heard of a rubber match? That's the sports. That's the sports thing.
That's not a Jersey thing. What sport? Every sport.
Any sport. Or game.
Yeah. If we play, if two football teams play twice and they won one, the next game is a rubber match.
Correct. I've never heard that.
Never heard that. Yeah.
That's crazy. Well, Brandon Jacobs should have told you.

Reggie,

anyone of them.

I've heard a tiebreaker.

I ain't here

no rubber match.

We weren't talking

about that shit.

All right.

Different rubber match.

All right, we did it.

Nice little rubber match.

These are the words

right out my mouth.

I ain't say nothing.

All right, it's time

for us to get to it.

Prayers for those inside the pod and out.

Light as in the air.

Light as in the air.

Rest in peace, Whitney.

No matter what you're going through out there, stay strong. No matter how much money your podcast isn't making, just keep going.

Keep striving.

Hey, T-Roy, fire who you need to fire.

You can do it.

Just stay strong.

You get where you need to go.

You can count on me. She was good, yo.
She was the best. Both of on me She was good, yo She was the best Both of them She was good Whitney It's not a music podcast It's not a music podcast Whitney Houston No, we know She was better than good She was good It's the joke She was the best She was good That little lady two.
She was all right. That Whitney? Y'all got a question for y'all.
It was a statement I made. I had a question.
One, she from Houston. I was listening to Whitney Houston the other day.
She was pretty good, right? One of my OGs called me. He was playing with Whitney.
I was like, I got to ask. Like, was she really the best? What y'all think? Your audience killed me, son.
Killed me. Killed me for my last take.
They killing me, son. All right, where y'all want to go? Where y'all want to go? Anywhere y'all want to go, it's still a lot to get to.
It's still a lot to get to. Y'all want to go get into King's Night? Wild King.
Wild King Night. Wild King Night.
I feel like we gotta be mature during this topic Come on so everybody here or most of us Have now watched the Five part Refer to the tag before we start Five part Puff Doc on Max Yes On Max we are not talking about that other one We're talking about the part one on Max. Who we usually look to as a good doc source.
Yes. Typically, Max, HBO, whoever over there.
Yeah. Does good shit.
Through investigation discovery. I'm not sure that I necessarily feel that way about this one.
What do you think? Don't shut up and toss it to us. I don't think that it was the greatest of ducks it started it was pretty good it was no it was entertaining it didn't it i don't think it didn't add anything if they were out to paint him to be a monster beyond what was known for the most part i don't think there was much new information i agree with that i agree with that there were new voices and new people yeah yes i was gonna say that was cool.
That's what did it for me. That was cool to hear from.
They did a good job of the timeline. Yeah, sure.
Across five parts, they walked you through him as a child, him at Uptown, him with Clive. Yeah, that's Uptown.
RJ Rowell. That's Uptown.
Well, Well, some people don't know that. The Sun Music Club.
Anyway. Him with Clive, him with the reality TV, up to the Ciroc and the liquor shit.
And then the final part, five, was them sitting with one of the drug runners, the assistants or whatever he was. And he was spilling tea.
He had the text. He was showing the text.
Voice notes. Voice notes.
The last part five, part five was only 21 minutes long, but boy, it was. That was the one, really.
That was the one. Everything else has been fairly public, if not super public information for decades in a lot of instances.
Well, the accuser, I believe her name was Talia. That story was extraordinarily graphic and gruesome.
Which one was Talia? Which episode? The girl whose man worked for Puff and then he R'd her at the studio. That's Puff's move.
That's Puff's move, too. It appears to be.
The Ryan Leslie Cassidy, Kim Porter, I'll be sure. If you have a man.
That ain't just that nigga move. That's a lot of people.
That's a lot of people. Well, I mean, outside of the R part.
Well, we're talking about this specific. Oh, because a lot of dudes would be like, oh, you fuck with him? Oh, I know I could get up.
She fuck with him. That's a lot of niggas move.
I told you the rapper nigga that tried that with you. But this is, you didn't see it.
Wait, somebody's tried it with me. Mm-hmm.
A rapper? Mm-hmm, of course. I'm mad at them rappers out there that got to my leftovers.
No, he tried it. Headache is yours, nigga.
Buy Motrin. A lot of niggas feel like if I could just get her away from him, I got her.
Boy, that nigga's corny. If she'll fall for him, I know I'm going to get, oh, that nigga drive a what? Well, episode three, they said, they chronicled Puff going through the extent of making a fake flyer to get Cassie to Miami so that she's there on work.
Just want to get away from this nigga. I've done that before.
Y'all said it was fly. I've done that before.
I've done it before. Because I came in and said that was some funny shit and y'all was like, no, that's fly.
If charges come after it, then it's not fly. If charges come after it, then it's not fly.
Yeah, if you do it like If you do it and you just get away and she leaves, that's fly. And she with the shit, then that's fly.
That's fly. If you get away and then kidnap her for the next 9 to 15 years against her will, I don't think it's fly.
Assault her. It's sick.
If she go under her own free will, it's flop. One of the things that bothered me most, I think is in episode three or four, I want to say four, is the security guy.
The security guy says, and I quote, Roger, whatever his name was, he says in one breath, when I knew, this is when I knew it was really bad. We were over here and they started fighting.
He started kicking Cassie. He started punching Cassie like it was a fight.

in the next 10 minutes he says yeah man anybody anybody that uh uh no Cassie she don't tell it all right away but she used to speak she used to speak to me because we had like a father

like a father daughter relationship like I saw her like a daughter to me that didn't sit right with me for the rest of the shit so you let the so you let the so you saw her like a daughter but you let her get her ass beat without saying anything right which is why when I watch these docs I do think that some of the people that they show need to be vetted. I agree.
I'm not just talking about the puff doc. When I watch docs and they bring on people to talk about their experience, on the side, tell me a little bit about them.
Tell me if they worked at Kroger. Tell me fucking where they was born, what their family relationship.
Tell me if they were complicit and saw a bunch of shit and didn't intervene and nothing for decades. No, the fallout.
The fallout be important. Tell me why y'all don't speak no more.
Tell me how y'all fell out because that speaks volumes. Even I remember when the R.
Kelly shit was going on and they was like, yo, we was on the tour bus and the door flew open on the tour bus by mistake. Like they hit a bump and the door flew open and they said they looked inside and what they saw.
And I'm like, okay, and y'all just kept working with this nigga for the next seven, eight years. So at some point, in my opinion, your character and your moral compass is off too, and you doing anything for some money.
So my nigga, you ain't really the... You know what I'm saying? The savior that you're trying to be now.
Too many people on this doc blatantly said repeatedly,

damn, man, I feel so bad now.

I feel so bad now I didn't say anything.

And that was because of,

but I feel like I can make it right today.

It's like, nigga.

No, you can't make it right.

No, you can't make it right.

And if that nigga still had you on payroll,

you wouldn't be trying to make it right.

And what's your motivation

for making it right today?

That's the point.

You ain't on the payroll, so now I'm going to pay you back, nigga. Right.
Or not even pay you back. I just...
Bandwagon shit. Yes.
It ain't even a personal thing. I'm getting interviews.
Niggas might pay me for some interviews, all of that shit. I also think some of them people in here were lying.
I ain't see it. I'm not pointing out who I think was lying, but some of them people, it just didn't sound.

Some of the stories that I've heard,

it didn't sound right.

I agree.

Like the interviewer was sitting here,

you know why we brought you here.

You know what we're doing.

And you know what we need you to give us.

Tell me about what happened.

Oh, it's just, I don't, it's just too tough to tell you.

Why are you here?

I mean, what I can tell you is he was a different person. Okay.
You got it. Bro, I think the people that are lying are going to do the people that are telling the truth a disservice.
Yeah, because I believe this both. I believe that there are some people that have some truthful shit.
I believe that there are some people that's going to say some lying shit. And I think with the caliber of lawyers that his money can provide, I think they're going to get some of those lies on the stand and they're going to eat their fucking lunch.
And what it's going to do is create reasonable doubt for the people that are telling the truth. Right.
Wow. I still don't think he could have but so much money left.
That and also and also. Or even if that is not true today.
He got money. Again, they didn't.
Look, listen to this. He came up with 50 that he didn't have to spend.
He's still locked up. He had 50 to bail out.
They didn't take it. Got it.
He didn't spend 50 in six months. Let's see what that 50 looks like around the summertime.

Yeah, like it's $50 million.

It's a lot of money.

I think when you're playing

at a certain clip,

the shit that you're paying for

is a lot of money.

With different lawyers,

it's different.

I'm not disagreeing.

It's not just lawyers, I'm sure.

You know, you got to get

specialists and professionals.

No, research is hard.

It's $50 million, my nigga.

For sure.

Like, in my opinion.

I think you'd be shocked

how fast somebody could spend

$50 million.

Yeah, exactly. Nigga, I've paid lawyer fees for years.
Not these lawyers. I know.
OJ's legal team ran through his money. Look at it this way.
You don't think 50 people might want a million dollars out of this? Mm-hmm. No.
Ish. Not in a year.
No. I don't think he pays 50 individual people a million dollars.
That's not what he said. That's not what he said.
He said, do you think 50 people would want a million dollars out of this? You mean as a, when you say 50. Both lawyer fees, anybody that's coming to the side, paying people off to stay the fuck quiet, a bunch of different shit.
Of course, that's possible. I thought he was talking about.
And you still got to take care of whatever you've been taking care of while you're inside. I don't think he's sold at them houses yet.
Nobody wants to buy them. Jets, cars, houses.
Somebody's going to buy them houses. Yeah.
So that LA house and that Florida house is fire. They will save.
Yeah, but it's been in the market. Somebody just bought the fucking Menendez house.
They will sage and keep it moving. Bro, let me tell you something.
But if I know he in that particular situation, I ain't buying that house. I'm going to squeeze the fuck out that nigga too.
He tapped out in a house that's worth $20 million. Y'all got a quick $9 million.
What's up? I got $8.5 million. What's up? I ain't desperate.
You get what I'm saying? Y'all, I'm so mad at this little Alpine house sold. I'm mad at him.
I seen some shit yesterday. I'll send it to you.
And the houses now that I'm looking at, they ain't built yet. They got the pictures up on Zillow, but when you drive by, it's just some wooden sticks up.
I seen some shit yesterday. What town? You be trying to have me in the sticks, nigga.
I want to be where opulence is. See the girl.
You don't want to go that far. Yeah, but that is far.
No, it's not. How far is he to grow? Right next door to Montclair.
He don't want to go that far. That's what I'm saying.
He don't want to go that far. I'm going to Alpine.
He want to stay? I'm going to Alpine. Up there.
There's $14,000 for the cheap. I'm going to Alpine.
Okay. Y'all come with me.
Come have a look. $14,000 for the cheap.
Y'all come with me. He ain't coming with you.
I'm sending it to you. That is a big fucking house.
For the cheap. $14,000 square feet.
Hey, the BTS is summer 2026. How many is furnished? Don't you worry about it.
A little different. Don't you.
There's some good shit going on in the world right now. Hey, hold on, let me keep the good vibes.
That good sage up there. Yeah, there's good shit going on out there in content world.
Hey, shout out to anybody watching. Something is seriously wrong with you.
Something is wrong. Why? Your backhanded compliments and stuff like that.
Just chill, man. Everything is going well.
Niggas is happy. It's just...
I don't like the term backhanded compliments. And if that's something that I've been doing, then I apologize.
To them. No.
No, you don't apologize. You make a living off of backhanded compliments.
What's my problem? Hey, yo, shout out to y'all. You know, you've been firing people.
You had to clear up the budget. You got to clear up the budget to get new things.
I understand. Well, if y'all leave, I'm out of friends.
I got to go find somebody from high school. If we leave, nigga, you go.
I got to find somebody from the 80s. You got a plan.
Hey. Hey, away.
This is my childhood friend. Third grade together.
Yo, you can't read your phone at work. No, I was showing both of y'all the house.
Oh, I wasn't even talking about that. You can't read your phone at work neither, nigga.
I'll send it to you. Let me see.
Let me see. Look, look, look.
I thought you can't reach your phone at work, you weasel. You can't.
Okay, we talked about the serious shit about the doc. Let's get to the fucking funny shit.
AG and BO. Episode five with the assistant dude, where they showing the text and the voice notes, Puff getting in his bag.
Yeah. So what...
What bag though? So what the suits called a freak off... You know the section at Walgreens that says adult care? That bag.
That bag. So what all of the civil suits called a freak off in this doc they were calling Wild Kings Night.
Man, Kings is wild. And Polk.
WKK or WKN. And I might have just added that S because black people add an S.
Wild King Night. Wild.
So he was sending over the rider for the Wild King Night. Which is I need five bottles of BO and AG.
BO, I know to be baby oil. Yes.
AG cracked my muffin while I'm watching this shit. They flashed the logo.
I've AG'd before. I was stuck for a minute trying to figure it out.
He wasn't talking about jeans. He wasn't talking about show business.
I wasn't talking about... No, shout out to AG.
I kept saying American Gangsta didn't know what was going on. Attorney General went as well.
But they was talking about Astroglide. And he was talking about some medical shit.
I need five clarinopsins. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I need five... Klonopins.
There wasn't Klonopins. Was it? It might have been.
And it wasn't Klonopins. It was Chlor or something else.
And one started with an M or L. Like, he was asking for specific shit.
And they got special blue boys. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Got them, too. Oh, yeah, the voice note, he was asking for it all.
Yo, I need mushrooms. Yo, I need the microdose pill mushrooms.
Yo, I need the weed. Yo, I need this.
Yo, I need, like, he was putting to work. To his assistant.
Yes. This young man's job was to go around and buy lube and drugs for the parties.
And clean up the cum afterwards. And clean up the cum.
He said basically his job was to protect Puff's private life. So why are you ratting now? He said he would clean up the bathtub and it would be filled with baby oil.
So? See, that'd be the shit I think is just so cat is out of the bag. Niggas is corny.
Nah, I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing that. As he said, that's the shit that he thinks is corny.
Niggas get corny. This kid was probably getting paid 30 grand a year to do this shit.
And now I'm not. It's not corny to me.
He wasn't getting paid 30 grand. No, he was getting paid way more than that.
He was getting paid way more than 30 grand to clean up nothing. It's no longer corny.
What the fuck are you talking about? It's no longer corny if you believe what, if you believe what the person, your boss is doing is vile and illegal. It's not corny anymore.
Then I'm trying to help stop crimes. It's different than hey they up there getting in their bag like grown people consensual sex once you start finding out some of the wild shit it's like oh shit that's what was happening i'm not i'm not cosigning that niggas ain't really want to do this and you uh you chart wait hold up they said he was doing shit he was responsible for emergency cleanup emergency Emergency cleanup in these hotel rooms.
The interviewer

asked him, well, what needed to be

cleaned? Messy ass interview.

He was like everything.

It was a mess. There was cum everywhere.

Baby oil in the bathtub.

Baby oil. Oh, he was asking for

what's the shit that get

the baby oil? A flower? What is it?

What's the shit? Baby baking soda.

He was asking for baking soda. He was asking for the kit.
He had the Wild King Night kit. They showed the safe with the drugs in it.
The password was 1234. Yeah, 1234.
Yo, shout to anybody out there with the 1234 password. It's mad at y'all.
They wanted the drugs accessible. We don't pay no mind to the little note down there that says very weak, very weak password.
It's crazy. Yeah, that.
Yeah. But my question is this.
Why do you need B-O-N-A-G? Why do you need baby oil and Astroglyph? I'm confused. Because you can't, you know, you cannot use baby oil as a sexual lubricant.
Don't think you want BO in the butt. You don't want BO in vaginas or assholes.
Yeah. It will cause, it will cause fucking infections.
And it'll clog it up. Thank you guys for that education.
You're welcome. My response to that is, you't want Astro Glide up there either.
Astro Glide is made for that. It's in the title.
Astro Glide. It's made for Glide.
Glide in the ass. It's made for Glide.
All y'all are talking at the same time. Can you hear me? Glide.
We're saying the same thing. It was in harmony.
So y'all are saying Astro Glide is only for ass play?. I'm sure you can use it.
No, it's for bodily orifices. It's for vagina and assholes.
I'm saying that Astroglide should not go in someone's vagina. Yes, yes, it does.
I know that it does. And it can.
And that's what it's for. Yes.
I promise you. Okay, then buy the yeast infection and all the other shit that come with you.
No. Putting that in your pussy.
Baby oil will cause. And I putting that in your pussy.
Baby oil will cause said yeast infection.

Astroglide is made.

It is a sexual lubricant.

It is made for insertion.

Mel, I comprehend well.

Okay.

My response to that is Astroglide also does that.

No, it doesn't.

Okay.

You know that Astroglide is basically the same thing as KY Jelly, right? I don't know because I'm not a chemist. Okay.
What's your lube of choice? Wet platinum, and I don't put that in the body vagina. Astroglide, I'm not using that to put in somebody's vagina.
It's a water-based liquid. I'm just reading this right here from them, and it says it not only lubricates, but acts as a vaginal moisturizer.
It's water-based, water-soluble, and condom-capable. I'm talking to fucking idiots that want to keep repeating the same thing.
Yes. Understood.
I'm saying that many of the lubricants that are advertised as safe to use in vaginas... All right.
Yes, that's all I'm saying to y'all. I will take your word.
You lube man. I'm saying that as someone that has tried most of the lubricants in vaginas.
Okay, so. I don't care how they market it.
But different vaginas wouldn't regret it differently. Okay, hold on.
Okay, hold on. That's true.
Hold on. Because some girls can't use Magnum.
Some girls can't use condoms. I prefer the girls that just get wet.

There you go.

I prefer the girls that when I hit that nibble with a

like, it just

naturally has the Niagara

for...

The ones where it's consensual.

They want to do this.

Consensual. Y'all got like

a natural shit.

Some of y'all. Some of y'all.
Let me not put that on this y'all got like a natural shit some of y'all let me not put that on all y'all that's it seven bottles is a lot of fucking lube might have a or not depending on what the wild cane is on if you haven't bought lube that's a lot of fucking lube depending on how people there? Bring back the men that know how to get a vagina naturally wet. You have...
Okay, hold on one second here. You've never been in a...
Foreplay, y'all. No, not even that.
You've never been in a situation where you've been fucking all day and, like, the cat gets a little swollen and needs a little bit of help? Melissa. Yes.
I'm not... Melissa.
Melissa. Yes, I have.
Okay. And that's when I stop inserting in her.
Exactly. Take a rest.
Once I beat them lips up to the swelling portion, and she's like, ah, oh, my God. I beat this thing.
Oh, it hurts. Yeah, bitch.
That ain't the sign for me to keep going. That's me.
I stop when I swell it up. Job done.

Marlboro Man.

Not just that. To Ice's point.

A little bit of pain feels good. Dog, some of

this shit is transactional.

There you go. So if it's transactional,

I might not be getting the

wettest for the nigga because I'm fucking him for

money. Oh, that's when I open the drawer and just

pull the money out. They might not get wet.

Transactional, bro. When it's

transactional and I open the drawer and pull the money

Thank you. wet is for the nigga because I'm fucking him for money.
Oh, that's when I open the drawer and just pull the money out. They might not get wet.
Shit. It's transactional, bro.
When it's transactional and I open the drawer and pull the money out and get to doing this while they do back in the day, then, yeah, it's going to get wet. I'm not putting no astroglots in no vagina.
I'm not doing it. She get real wet.
If that's what you need, have at it. I eat pussy good.
I fuck good. I talk good.
Let me get in that ear. Let me get missionary get in that ear.
I won't need no ass. Look, and oral sex.
Get him going. You ain't necessarily eating no box of the chick that you paying for box.
The right hand worker. Get the job done to.
Bro, I'm puff. This finger right here.
I'm defeated. I'm puffed, my nigga.
Don't let me hit him with the deuce. Them two right there.
With the deuce. Right there.
No, I'm left. Little finger guy.
That's awkward for you. Them two.
Them two right there. The bowling.
You got to go bowling. Them the two right there.
Yo, this is interesting. Wait.
You do the thing. Wait, you were about to say something.
As an example, you're puffed. If you puff, I'm not eating your pussy to get you wet.
I might got six girls in there. I'm not eating six pussies.
I'm worth a million dollars. Y'all bitches going to please me.
I'm paying y'all to please me. And that's the attitude of a bunch of...
That might be that... Again, you know it's not my bag, but I could see that being an attitude of a bunch of dudes that paying for pussy.
I'm paying you. How much money get you there, I need to make about six dollars less than that.
I'm paying you to please me. For sure.
Oh, wait, and this is the other part where I'm calling out lies. This is the other part where I'm calling out lies and it may be inconsiderate.
So, if so, bleep it. The assistant said with a serious face on looking like he was about to cry.
He said, or they might have asked him because the interview was in her bag too.

Was there any type of initiation process or a test for you

so he knew that you were loyal?

This one. And the assistant

dude said,

so glad you asked. As a matter of fact,

there was.

Dun, dun, dun. I paused it

when I got some shit.

I was like, he about to go crazy. Let me go get the wavy legs.
Big bag. Big, giant.
Family size. Hey, I got to talk to y'all about them chips.
The recall? No, not no recall. The re-air.
Yeah. They ain't putting no chips in the bag no more.
It be this much chips in the bag. And it don't be chips.
It be crumbs. And then crushed up half the bag.
You got the dip beer.

You're trying to pick up the crumbs in the dip.

You don't even get a whole chip.

So what was the point with all that air?

There's no more whole chips.

We don't have a whole chip.

Whole chips is done in the big bag.

You might get four or five whole chips.

The rest is little.

But anyway, the assistant dude was like.

I'm so glad you asked.

As a matter of fact, there was.

One night, he pulled me to the side. I'm getting ready to cry with him you know I like to cry give me something I can cry to he said one night he pulled me to the side and said it's time to see if you're really about it and the interviewer said well what did he do what did he do next I grabbed grabbed a chip.
With no dick.

He roared on the chip.

This is the sister dick I'm talking about.

He brought me in the back to this room and told me to have sex with this girl.

It was consensual.

The girl said, he looked at the girl, he said, will you have sex with him? She said, yes, I will.

And I was forced to have sex with this woman while he stood there. I was so embarrassed and when it was done, I ran to a room and cried.
I felt dirty. I can't believe I was forced to do it.
I was sitting there so confused. Alright, got to stop putting sauce on some of this doc shit.

Stop it, money.

Niggas putting 20 on time.

Stop it, money.

Puff had one of the baddest bitches you ever seen in your life in there.

In your fucking life.

Ready to go and said, hey, consensually, get it done right now.

Okay.

He and his freak cuck bag.

Power dynamic.

I want to watch.

Well, that's why it's all wrong.

Power dynamic.

So let me be clear. I understand the power dynamic.
I want to watch. Well, that's why it's all wrong.
Power dynamic. So let me be clear.

I understand

the power dynamic.

Eh.

If I hired you for that.

You didn't hire me for that.

You didn't hire me

to fuck nobody.

You can't tell me

what I hired you for.

You're about the dude.

You didn't hire,

I was the assistant.

And he said to see

if you really.

And drug runner.

Duh.

Yeah.

You didn't hire for that.

If Lizzo hired some bitches

to stick bananas

in their pussy

at the London strip club

yo people are hiring people

and they get into

their after work scene

which sometimes

includes fucking

I'm gonna keep it a buck

and I'm sure

there was some level of NDA

and there was some level

of agreement

that he signed

prior to working for Puff

I'm sure

of course

so that NDA

might have been a little specific

that means somebody

could get me

for when we go to the strip club

like when me, Mel, and Imani

or whatever

went to the strip club, like when me, Mel, and Imani or whatever went to the strip club and I go grab a girl and put on Mel. Yes.
Yes. Yes, nigga.
Yes, nigga. Mel can say she felt obliged to do that because of the power dynamic.
Mm-hmm. Yo, this...
I'm dead ass. I'm not even trying to be funny.
Yeah, you're right. No, you're right.
I'm just saying. That's really how it could go.
I taped it.

I believe you.

So what that means?

I will show the judge.

Careful.

So?

That might make it worse.

That's the evidence.

You got to tape it.

No, listen.

Fuck.

Did you give her consent to tape?

Yo, even if she says it's consensual, she could change it.

Ice, you've been on my list anyway.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Keep it up.

I'm trying to help you.

Can I tape you at this moment?

No, bro.

She can say, yo, I still felt forced. I consented, but I felt forced.
I thought that if I didn't do it later. So you can't even go to the strip club with your coworkers anymore? No.
Not that you have the power dynamic over, no. What if I fire myself? And do you hide yourself back the next day? Yeah.
Good luck with that. Then I'm just going as a friend.
Go ahead. Go tell them that.
Go ahead and tell them that.

There's no way.

I'm still going to the strip club with you, buddy.

No, but then you get my point.

Go.

Look, Mel, she just said it.

But yeah, but you're right.

You're absolutely right, but I'm still going to see it.

Let's go, Mel.

Thank God.

Yeah.

Who want to work around that person?

But wait, I have a...

You thought they got you.

I just have a question for everybody that saw the doc.

I don't want to be insensitive this is a completely innocent question was the assistant straight i wasn't sure i was gonna say that when he was making this critique of the situation and so that that would that would that makes sense and that's what would make it particularly egregious if he is not yeah i take it back and forced him to have sex with a woman. That's true.
You're right. She's right.
That changes things. Even if he was straight.
And he had on them gay nigga boots. No.
But I'm just saying, let's just say. Y'all seen his boots? It's still.
Oh, you're saying the power. You're absolutely right.
Power dynamics still exist if he is straight. I'm saying he could have been straight and attracted to that woman.
Yes. It's still wrong.
But yes. It is wrong.
But if we're acknowledging the fact what I think most people came to the conclusion of that he was not straight, then that is particularly egregious to make you do that. To make you feel like you have to do that.
Have sex with a woman when you don't like vagina. All right, you talk me into it.
I'm on your side.

That's fucking crazy.

I'm on your side now.

And that whole little,

when he said to him

ahead of time, yeah.

So swap shorty out.

Go get money.

The king?

No.

Yo, if he start fucking

some nigga in front of me,

I'll be saying stupid shit

and it's like,

shine light on him.

Shine light on him.

It's going to be tough to keep a hard arm while I'm watching buddy but that could be yo I'm with that's the power part like that's the real now it's almost like humiliate you type shit yeah like that's your ritual to see if you believe down you shouldn't make a gay dude fuck a girl if y'all worked some type of initiation you're right're right. You're absolutely right about that.
I've come around. Around us, yeah, for sure.
It's okay. Clean it up.
Clean it up. Pause.
Clean it up the cup? Call the dude to clean it up. Oh, y'all nasty.
Hell, man. Can you imagine if...
No, not imagine. If you gay, then I ain't a cuck no more.
I might still be a cuck. I'm not watching anymore.
Oh, I see. Oh, okay.
It's no longer my... I'm saying if you still watch, you still might be a cuck.
Oh, yeah, if you still watch it. I'd be in there with the movie 3D glasses.
Nigga, you know how much bullshit I'd be doing just to see if you could stay hard while I'm over here on the side playing patty cake? It's a little bit of beatboxing. Let's see how that blood really gets flowing in your body.
Something seriously wrong with you. No, but you're right.
He did look a little, even though I think that's inappropriate to say, he did look a little. We don't know.
We don't know, but wouldn't be surprised if. Sure.
He had the boots on. The Lenny Kravitz joints.
Yeah. Which boots? Some shit with zippers.
The Lenny Kravitz. He had some fries on now? Working at the Brooklyn joints.
He had the. Rick ain't Rick Owens? I ain't in the girls in the 12s.

That's fucked up the same.

It is.

We leaving this

because I'm going to

just be immature the whole time.

Nigga had the

bacon powder

to clean the jar.

That shit soak up

the baby oil.

All the jizz.

Yeah, it soaks it up.

Baby oil soak up nut?

No.

Probably.

Bacon powder

soaks up the baby oil.

I think the jizz

will just float around.

Soda. Yeah, bacon soda.
Pulls up the oil Yeah Come in oil mix For the clogs Then you gotta get The drain on Pull it on your body The bathtub Reaching there There was nothing But baby oil In that shit Them niggas Them niggas Still the tub With baby oil What type of shit They was he was still doing that shit at a hotel. But they don't be normally hotels.
No, it's not. Not when you wild king night, nigga, go home.
No, you don't want everybody to know where you live. I want those kings in my house.
You shouldn't do this in a hotel. You're wrong.
You got to clean this. And what type of hotels are they doing this at? They doing that shit in $20,000 a night hotels.
They doing that shit in hotels that are literally there to shut the fuck up and let you do whatever you want to do for $35,000 a night. And I'm going to guarantee you that I'm going to have my assistant come in and clean up whatever he cannot clean up.
Charge me a cleaning fee with the professional service. All right.
You convinced me again. And I'm writing it off.
You convinced me. I'm with you.
Writing off the king's night is crazy. And I'm writing it off.
Okay, great. You guys never, like, on all your tour days, fucked up hotel rooms? Not.
Not really. Not to the degree that we're talking about.
No, I understand not to that degree. Any fucking up hotel I did, the clean lady in the morning could fix it.
Yeah, we'll come to the town. They had no money like that to be having a private assistant come with the bacon soda.
I've never had that much lube or baby oil in my possession ever in my entire life. And let me just say, listen, while I agree with you, there are $20,000 night hotels that are with the shits.
The hotel is how he got into this jam anyway. Facts.
True. But, wait, wait, wait.
So think about how long. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Let me take that back. That's not how he got into the show.'s not how he got I take that back his behavior got him into a jam exactly but the hotel having footage of your behavior didn't wasn't helpful to you but think about this the hotel hid that footage for the better part of a decade yeah and somebody's greed allowed them to keep a second copy because he thought he bought the first one.
And so my man called, what's my man named from TMZ, the little white dude? Harvey. Harvey.
Harvey called. He paid 50 grand for the original, quote unquote.
You can't do that at a normal Marriott, my nigga. You get what I'm saying? So he's staying in some shopfuckers and shit like that.
Yeah, a nigga staying in some boutique private shit that you walk by the door and you don't even know it's a hotel.

Some shit with a tunnel in it, nigga.

Some of the hotels is for real.

Yeah.

Well, I do believe one day Puff will eventually get out of jail.

And when that day happens, Albie Shore better not eat nowhere near that house.

He coming straight for Albie Shore again.

Here, have some tea, nigga.

Go ahead. Come on.
They got that hydroglastic tea. That shit that put you out, boy.
Hydroglastic. Prayers up to the victims, man.
Some of the stories were actually traumatizing and horrible to listen to. Yeah, prayers to each one of the victims for sure.
I did want to see more Albie Shore in this one. When Albie Shore's your drunk.
I don't remember any Albie Shore shit in this one. Not in this one.
He wasn't in this one. He got his book coming.
Yeah. He got his book coming.
Best seller. And they're going to talk about...
I'm going to ask that question. There you go.
There you're going to know. There you go.
You're getting better.

No, I just... I don't want to know.

What else?

What else?

What else?

What else?

We're talking about the DC crash?

Have at it.

So a Black Hawk helicopter crashed into...

American Airlines flight.

Yeah, American Airlines flight that was about to land in D.C. It's caught on video.
Just respect to all the victims. There's a lot of side talk going around.
I don't want to get into. The victims, the pilot, the co-pilot, the stewardess.
All victims. Families.

Yeah, but I want to shout them all out because there's some news reporters out there. There's some news

reports out there that were saying, did y'all hear

that? There was no VIPs on the flight.

Did y'all hear that one? No, I didn't hear that.

Yeah, no VIPs on the

helicopter.

That was disgusting. Yeah, it's crazy.

One of the only things I heard was Trump tried to

blame the crash on DEI. I was like, what the fuck? Well, we're getting there, I think.
We don't think that's where we're going. But yeah, to say there's no VIPs was disgusting.
Yeah. And one of them reporters to a husband waiting on his wife that said, hey, I was just texting with her 10 minutes ago on in all communication.
See, stupid ass reporter talking about, can I see the text? That's fucking disgusting. There's a lot of disgusting behavior going around surrounding like mass tragedy.
There's news for content purposes, media, content, all of that shit is disgusting, my nigga. Like, yo, we really have lost the sensitivity piece when this reporting tragedy.

It's really about the most salacious shit you can find.

So if somebody's waiting on their wife to come out,

you're like, can I see the text? You mind if I take a picture

of that? Take a picture of this.

Niggas want to take pictures of the body to be the first

one to post. It's the rush

to be first. It's the rush for the exclusive.

We totally lost all

human decency.

They said that the... Who are the...
What's the people named that? The FAA. The...
The traffic controllers. Air traffic controllers.
Thank you. Air traffic controllers.
They said that the airport or the area where the air traffic controller is they were... Understaffed? Understaffed, yes.ed yeah thank you so much but from my report

and I got a

it was like 19

when it's supposed to be 30

I got an inside report

that said basically

that everybody at the airport

did everything the right way

everything was done

accordingly

the mistake

rests solely

on the Black Hawk

pilot

they were talking

to the Black Hawk pilot

in the video it showed

it looked like that

they said the Black Hawk pilot

they were asking him

yo do you not see

this plane in front of you

and he was non-responsive

Thank you. to the Black Hawk pilot.
In the video, it showed it looked like that. They said the Black Hawk pilot, they were asking him, yo, do you not see this plane in front of you? And he was non-responsive.
Well, no, in one of them, he replied, yes, I see the plane. And then they kept asking him as he keeps going and going and going and going.
It's like, yo, my nigga. There's a theory out there that says maybe he thought he saw one plane and that wasn't the plane that they were talking about.
I can't speak to that. But when you watch the video it did look like that shit almost crashed into about four different planes.
But they were saying that it's mad lights. Like it's nighttime and there's so many lights that it can be blinding for the...
Exactly. In a metropolitan city especially? And then I heard that...
in one of the busiest, in the country. It's a huge airport.
In the country. It's D.C.
So they said that also, like that airspace is a different level of restricted airspace. We're talking about D.C., my nigga.
Yeah, capital buildings. Yeah, so many buildings and important buildings, like, outside of New York, it might be the most important place and maybe more important than New York.

And they saying that

dude was just doing

some shit that was

wild shit.

The Blackhawk pilot

was just on some other shit.

He lost his life as well, right?

He did.

So I mean, rest in peace.

Rest in peace as well.

But for Trump to now,

he barely was sympathetic

to the victims, man.

Because he's not going

to accept any responsibility.

Is this who he elected

to lead us?

So,

there's a whole article

in Time Magazine

about this

where it's discussing Thank you. Bailey was sympathetic to the victims.
Because he's not going to accept any responsibility. This is who he elected to lead us?

So there's a whole article in Time magazine about this where it's discussing the fact that Trump is now in office and all of his cabinet members, like he's appointing people. And so the article in Time magazine says just days before the crash, President Donald Trump enacted a sweeping shakeup of federal agencies responsible for aviation oversight, removing the administrator of the Transportation Security Administration, the TSA, and eliminating all the members of the key aviation security advisory group.
The FAA, which regulates airlines and aircraft manufacturers and manages the nation's airspace, was also without permanent leadership at the time of the crash because its top official got into it with Elon and basically resigned. So...
That's sick. That's scary shit.
So the first thing you do for damage control is blame Biden. Right.
You know what I'm saying? Like the first thing you do, your first report is blame Biden. It's disgusting, bro.
Even when I heard the dude from American Airlines get on his first two or three sentences, he was like, yeah, such and such is a wholly owned subsidiary of blah, blah. Like, you talking about insurance shit and, you know what I mean, liability shit instead of addressing these people that lost their life in your first two sentences is disgusting to me.
Agreed. But aren't, like, Blackhawks, like, military personnel? Yes.
Highly trained you would think. Exactly.
So wouldn't it just behoove you to kind of think that the increased military presence is a direct order from Trump? If he's the commander in chief. Indirectly, this is...
He's been there a week or not. He's done a lot of shit inside of a week or two.

I don't know about if it went down that far.

My thing is, dog, address it as a mistake.

Don't address it as, yo, this is their fault,

or start pointing the fingers.

I think all of that shit is goofy

when 70 people lost their lives.

I think that shit is just disgusting, my nigga.

I just think it's trash.

Agreed.

Whether we can blame...

Before they've pulled these bodies out.

Out of the fucking water.

Before families have been notified. That's the thing, whatever you call yourself attributing this to, it's time and place.
It's not the place for it. And then his...
The people that are being... That are reporting on it, you can tell they so scared of the nigga that they tapping.
That they tap dancing. Oh, Donald Trump said that this is a direct result of DEI hires.
What do you feel about that? They'd be like, we're going to just look at all the evidence and then we'll come to a, they said it's going to take a year for them to come to a direct conclusion. They'll have some pertinent information in 30 days, but the investigation will take, for the most part, 12 months for them to come back.
Then the news started putting up pictures of some of the people that was on the flight.

I can't watch that.

I can't watch that, bro.

I think it was ice skating teams.

I can't watch that.

The black lawyer, the teenage kids that was doing that.

I'm watching that.

I cut that shit off.

They showed the whole staff, the pilots, And the black girl That was the flight attendant That shit was bad Really disturbing Again our hearts go out to Everybody Family, the friends, America Period The travelers Because it was crash too. That wasn't the only plane crash.
Yeah, there was a whole other plane crash. At some point, if regular pedestrians just start seeing planes crash like as a common thing.
Yeah, you're not getting them flights. There's a theory floating around.
There is. About the crashes and the increase of them.
It's to put the fear of people in getting in planes because they want to try to put some type of rail system. Yeah, under the water.
And it is to drive the demand for that. Fear is the biggest motivator of people.
I said that last time on the party. Yeah, you did.
I said that, you know, do you think there's an objective here? They are trying to put an underground train station under the water or London to New York. They've been trying to do that.
I don't understand. Let's unpack conspiracy theories after they pull bodies.
I don't want us to do the same thing now. Rest in peace to those involved.
Absolutely. Rest in peace to those that affected.
Our condolences to your friends. To everybody's families out there who can imagine.
You know, when you think about how just things just change, right? You can go to sleep and just wake up and like that. Regular shit.
Yeah, I'm going to pick up my wife from the airport. I'm going to pick up my husband, my kids, whatever it is.
It was about the land. So I was like, yo, I'm all right.
We bought the land. You know, once you, 200 feet.
Yeah. Once you get, your cell, your phone is working now working now.
Right. Like, you done caught towers again.
Yeah, I'll be out in two seconds. Yeah.
And then you're watching. Yo, final descent, we almost there, boom, boom, boom.
They got a video from a driver's view of, you know, you just see the Black Hawk sitting there. I don't, doesn't make sense to me.
Doesn't make sense. So.
Well, sensible or not, it's disturbing. Extremely unfortunate.
And again, our prayers go out to the family, friends, loved ones, of all the victims, of all of the victims. It's a horrible, hopefully we as just onlookers don't have to continue to see.
Again, he ain't been in there two weeks. He ain't been in there two weeks.
Bro. And just handle that shit with sandpaper gloves.
All that shit that they was talking about. He's not doing that.
He's not doing that. He got in there and got right to it.
Dog, they had the shit done. whatever that shit is called.
My nigga, for you to sign that many executive orders, you already had your team working on them shit before you got there. We was ready to go.
Yo, yep, yep. You gone, you gone, you gone.
Like, it's getting crazy. And to all my people, y'all know who y'all are.
I was arguing with motherfuckers for months pre-election. I don't want to hear a fucking peep.
Facts. I don't want to hear shit.
I don't want to hear nothing. Yeah, this the nigga that y'all elected right here.
Mm-hmm.

Strap up.

Yeah.

It's going to get real.

It's going to be a long four. Four years.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Let me help y'all out.

And vote.

That's two.

Vote their midterms.

Yeah, that's where I'm.

Yeah. Enough of doggy.
Enough of doggy. Use your back.
All right. Try lifting morale in here.
Lift the vibes in here. Come on.
Don't get sad. Don't get down.
Don't get sad. You step right beside me.
And I won't forget. A little light work.
Versed in the hook real quick. Not too much.
And I really love you. Check all the kids listening.
You should know. I want to make sure I'm right, girl.
Before I let go. All right, we got an hour.
Make it count. Hey, listen, listen.
Got another hour. Let's make it count.
Turn up. Attack each other.
Hey, yo, no, no, look. I want to tell you something.
Attack each other. I got to leave after the pod, but I don't want to get docked.
This nigga, ew. No, no, no.
I don't want to get docked. Let's hear him out.
Let him land. Let's let him land.
Please let me land, because it takes a while with these lights. I stutter a lot.
But when I'm confident in what I'm saying, I'm not going to stutter. Check this out.
I don't want to get docked. I got to go.
I got work to do. Last joint, you was extremely supportive and it gave me confidence.
It made me look forward to something. But this time, you put your foot down.
So now, it's like playing double dutch. Nigga, I stand by the...
Have you noticed that sometimes I go there and come back and go there and come back? I noticed that. Because I'm contemplating the league, but I don't want to get docked.
So how can we fix this? I would like to make an amendment. Corey, mind your business.
I'd like to fix it. I would like you to go back to supporting your man, like when I first came in.
That's why I signed the extra joint. And you be waiting till the last...
But know what I'm saying? But you signed the new joint with these changes.

Yeah,

I don't like it.

You just caught me.

After Christmas,

yo.

You should have wrote back.

What's the,

what did you be saying?

Is this best in final?

All you had to do

was not sign it

and hit back,

yo,

is that best in final?

And I would have said,

yes,

it's best in final or no. That's said, yes, it's best and final, or

no. That's the

crap shoot. That's the dice game.

Now, if you leave,

because I know you got the room tomorrow, you know what I mean?

Shout out to Gary Caruso,

Amani, Killer Kev,

Asia, Mac,

Nicole,

Amani got the condom on now.

Amani got the condom on right now. Amani don't use condoms.
Sometimes. Sometimes we do.
Sell out. I know you got the room tomorrow and I know that you probably have to do some things to prepare for the room.
Yes. So if you leave after the part, I'm not going to give you a look.
There ain't going to be no phone calls. Not going to be a hey buddy.
we fixed the contract to where you can do that. Yeah, but then I would look at my account on the first, and I'll see it wouldn't look the same.
But that's fine because you're making even more money now on your side ventures than you were the last time we had to talk about how much money do you think everybody's making on their side ventures. Your number has gone up, you could afford the the doc over here because you're killing yeah no you're killing i i just feel sent out invites oh i did but i just feel like you should still support your man because it's motivational i do support you and it shows that you appreciate the work that we put in here i support you and i appreciate the work that you that you getting up.
Nigga, your words don't mean nothing, nigga. Show me an action.
You know I support you. My actions don't show I support you? Come on.
Listen, listen. The action being not docking him.
Not docking him would be the support. Ooh, big male.
Big male. What about like when she gonna do her movie? Her shit not like that? What about like advertising? Let me snitch on her.
Her shit not like she gonna do a movie's still lit. She comes...
Is she like that too? I mean, you know. You signed it before anybody knows, so you have some prehistorical shit.
I want to put that in everybody's contract, but it still will only affect you. It ain't going to affect the rest of the life.
Because they get a lot of money. I don't.
No, because when they call out, it really be like, yo, my daughter, yo, I got the vid. Yo, I'm shooting a movie.

You just whatever.

I'm going to get arrested.

I don't want to be here today.

Yo, I'm sick of y'all.

And I'm going to show up after y'all started.

And now I'm out.

No, here's the, yo, I want to leave working at Hit Spaces.

Yo, I want to leave here early.

Yo, smoke was coming from my head the last bar we did. I ain't telling nobody, though.
I tucked it. I tucked it.
I ain't telling nobody. Do I want to? Yeah, say it.
You do. I like tucking shit and just bringing it up passive-aggressively in the future.
Say it. Oh, my God.
Technically, this is the future. At least you're honest.
I think everybody stayed at there a lot of time. I don't want to see...
I don't... After we leave, after a long day of work, getting it done, getting to it, our brother ish wasn't here.
Everybody held it down, fucking really got to it. Okay.
I don't want to see spaces five minutes after. I don't.
I got to fix the contract. You can't...
Nigga, you'll never change that, nigga. Wait.
What? Yeah, you lost me, Joe. You'll never change that.
I understand. Your contract ain't time for you yet, so it don't matter.
It don't matter. I don't want to fuck about no spaces.
That's what I'm saying. You're the only one that's going to affect me.
That's not. I would never say much about anything.
I need a buffer between the show and spaces. We got to deal with it in March.
Hey, yo, I don't. Listen, listen.
I don't use topics or talk about topics from here on spaces. I don't want to see you over there having fun.
You going to see it, nigga? I don't want to see you in your bag. I'm about to, listen.
I don't want to see none of that five minutes after work. I'm going to just be honest.
Nine hours at work. We sitting here, hey, ain't no topics.
We struggling to get to it. Come on, y'all.
Pull it out of here. Come on, y'all.
Let's just fight. Come on, a little bit.
We on my way. Nigga get on Spaces and be like, yo, what's going on? Oh, my God.
Niggas get on Spaces. Topics galore like Lyra.
Topics galore. I'll say this.
This whole on-time shit for January being a stand up working, it's just... But that's what...
That's the power struggle to me and him, guy, and then we moving on to Justin Tucker. Let's do it.
Our power struggle is I implement some shit in the contract he don't like. He finds some new shit that wasn't addressed and do it knowing that it's going to piss me off.
He know I'm getting mad at this 24-hour spaces thing. He know I am, but I can't.
So I can't the same way. You come and support me.
I'm making money. I'm trying to figure it out.
Why would that make you mad? Tell him. I understood when you got mad the day before he did Improper Improv.
I agree. I understood that.
No, 100% wrong. That was a wild shit.
100% wrong. That was wild.
There's no excuse. I tried to make excuses for that.
That was nasty. But Spaces, you can't say nothing.
I'm killing over there, nigga. Not till March.
Can't say nothing. Even in March, nigga.
And hopefully, before March, your wife will fix it for me. Because that's what I'm home praying.
No, she show ass off the spaces all night. Because at some point, niggas that's married, I'm just telling you what I be thinking at home.
I slap fire out your dick. I'm telling you what I'm saying.
I'll take it. You need a sectional.
I'll take it. I eat it.
You need a sectional. I'm telling you what I be thinking at home.
Restoration of money ain't cheap, Flip. The shit I be mad at, I'm like, at some point, the married niggas' wives is going to say, come to bed.
But you don't. Then I get mad.
Now he got a better setup. I do got a better setup.
When he go to bed, Captain E be in there. Exactly.
Shout out to E. I'm'm a fire in both.
I'm a fire in both. But look how nasty.
That time that you taking off for a week, it reminded me how good it feel with one less person. It's just intimate.
It's intimate. We're a fire in both together.
And then I'm coming in spaces, and I still want the same appreciation when I come in. Bring me to the stage.
Never, nigga. When I come into space after I fire you, niggas.
And for the pod to get bigger, somebody has to get fired. I'll take that.
The J-Wan shit, that didn't get it done. That's my man still.
He could probably come back. But for the pod to get to the next level.
What type of math you doing?

Addition by subtraction.

No guarantee than the addition. The only nigga that

I won't talk.

Ain't no guarantee.

You signed your shit?

You signed your shit?

He want niggas to be quiet.

Let me get the 1v1 real quick.

I don't want no beef with you bro. That's his bag.
You don't got to sign another nigga. His value is signed, nigga.
Yeah, nigga. We out together, nigga.
Leave like a group, nigga. It's electric.
We out. Move on out that shit.
You got another one. And I'm going to shit on you, nigga.
I ain't going to hold it. I'm not even going to lie to y'all.
I'm going to be totally honest and vulnerable. This niggas are idiots.
This show would feel the effects of you two leaving at the same time. That's true.
So I'm not even going to lie to y'all. I'm going to be totally honest and vulnerable.
This show would feel the effects of you two leaving at the same time.

That's true.

So I don't have a joke.

Then I got to listen to this shit.

If y'all leave, she's leaving too.

Hey, if you two niggas do some buddy-buddy shit,

she is right behind you with Daisy.

I ain't playing with y'all.

We're going to have to figure it out, rebuild again. I ain't dealing with it.
Hey, Corey! I ain't dealing with this shit. If y'all get out of here.
You crazy? Oh, my Lord. And I'm kidding.
I'm kidding to the people that are unable to tell when I'm joking. They don't care.
They think I'm the worst nigga in the world no matter what. Thank peace coming no matter what.
Yeah, don't worry about it. It's happening.
Yeah. Yeah, a few of y'all niggas.
You made me stay home. Huh? You made me stay home.
No, it's out there already. Yeah.
That's what they said. Oh, okay, you seen it.
Yeah, no, no, no, no. You made me stay home.
Oh, no, that ain't what I said. I made you stay home.
It's just staying home to prove his worth.'s not coming Do Umar by yourself Raise my money

Or else

It's over

That's not what they said

Well I said

That's what I said

No

More of them said that

I was being stubborn

And I signed

So you made me stay home

That don't make sense

Yeah that's back

That don't even make sense

Nigga you're valued

Nigga we felt your presence

Not here

How that makes sense

I mean both of them

Make sense

Alright

Yo dog

You not

Compliant

Yeah then you gotta

Stay home and not get paid

Thank you. Dog, they don't know what the fuck they talking about.
Because you know why, Ish? If you don't... When you go to other podcasts, the numbers are up.
He know. Hey, Bagfuel! Huh? 300,000, where's Ish? Y'all right, I've been chilling, you know.

You said Bag Fuel so they cut off the joke I was about to make because I know them niggas.

Shout out to them.

Yeah, shout out to them.

Bag Fuel to the side.

The number's going to go up when Ish pop up

because it'll only be 50 views before he get there anyway.

That's nasty.

Yo, his show up to them bums with 20 views and getting his Tonight tonight conversation back. I'm still on y'all ass.
I've been up since 6 a.m. watching YouTube trying to piece it together.
Tonight's conversation. They're making it tough.
They want me to come up here. Shit.
I told them. They want me to come up here.
Let's go. What? You said what? They want to come here? I'll tell you later.
They want to come here? No, we're talking about it. We've been talking about it all week.
Not trip. Not.
Oh, shit. What? You said what? They want to come here? I'll tell you later.
They want to come here? No, we're talking about it. We've been talking about it all week.
Not Tripp. Not.
Shut up. Shut up.
Not Tripp Fontaine with your fast podness. Ace wants to come here.
I told him that. Yeah, yeah.
Hey, let me know. Please come.
I dubbed it because I thought you was going to say no. Yeah.
Yeah. You've been homesick.
We've been dying for this tonight's conversation, too. You don't know what? Oh.
No. Okay.
It's too many conflicting stories. I don't know either.
Tell me all this. This nigga know.
Because Ish. He talk.
That answers every DM. Well, he talked to everybody, and that's the pod he was going to in case he left.
So now they got to open it? It's got its ducks in a row. He's going to be right on stage in Missouri.
Nah, because women will do this. That nigga's going to be a machine on the road, boy.
Your mind is crazy, bro. Hey, anybody from tonight's conversation want to have a today conversation? Please, by all means.

Are you serious? Yes.

Yo, don't

try to look for reasons to hit

Trip. That's not what, fuck you.

Trip is my man. Show the trip.

I showed you the text.

Where Trip is from?

Trip is wherever he's from's

version of ish.

From Maryland ish.

Oh, you from Maryland.

I forgot.

Yo, come on.

Justin Tucker.

Justin Tucker.

Justin Tucker.

Justin Tugger.

Yo.

Tugging away.

Justin Tucker, kicker for the Baltimore Ravens.

Kicking legend.

Absolutely.

One of the best.

One of the greatest ever.

Kicking legend.

And see, after this, I'm going to say something ignorant. But let's have a serious talk first.
This year, it's all adding up a little bit. Yeah.
It's adding up a little bit. When his report came out, I said, ah.
Turns out, Justin Tucker has a hard time kicking it. Yeah.
Yeah. Hey.
See, he's a kicker. But he's kicking it, but he keeps it straight.
What are you talking about? No, he might be curved. He might pull out the curve ratchet on him.
Jesus Christ. All right, Justin Tucker is said to be banned from multiple massage parlors in the Baltimore area.
He is being accused of inappropriate behavior,

making women touches private,

ejaculating in these sessions,

and they are investigating.

That's don't tip right.

That is.

Is he going to the washy-wash?

Which one are you going to?

What's the washy-wash?

I see where this is going. The one from the moviehy wash? Which one are you going to? What's the washy wash? I see where this is going.

The one from the movie Rush Hour.

Which one, Sam?

Which one, Sam?

I'll take her.

Huh?

They give me a little bit of her.

That's the washy wash.

Ravens kicker Justin Tucker engaged in inappropriate behavior at four high-end spas and wellness centers in the Baltimore region.

Oh, you can't do it with the high-end.

That's it.

Mistake number one right there.

High-end,

you gotta go to...

According...

Oh, my God.

Holy shit.

I don't even know

what that means,

but it didn't sound right.

According to six

massage therapists,

including exposing

his genitals,

brushing two of them

with his exposed penis,

and leaving what they believe to be ejaculation on a massage table after three of his treatments.

Several therapists said Tucker's behavior was so egregious that they ended his sessions early or refused to work on him again.

And at two spas, management said they banned him from returning.

That number has grown since that was published.

He's getting shone. Ladies and gentlemen, distinguished panel, what do you guys think? I think that he would, you know, you can't do it at the high end shit.
Hey, check it out. Mei Ling, Wee Long, all them, they wouldn't have any problem doing that.
Honestly. Or Esmeralda and Maria.
Yeah, they wouldn't have any problem. No, no.
We gotta acknowledge because we make fun of shit, but we gotta acknowledge the women that put the extra work in to leave you satisfied. They asked you.
Bro, it's a place in the world for DEI hires. Exactly.
Oh my God. You guys are out of pocket.
On top of that, though, I think, and they do the-

Don't look at me.

Hey, yo, listen.

They do the-

What's your problem?

My problem with-

Hey, yo, listen.

Pogs, my problem with them

is they think that

they don't got to use the lube.

That's what they got to-

Come on, yo.

They try to do the dry hair.

Yo.

Because, yo,

you've been massaging too much.

Get this-

No, they don't.

Okay, wait.

Some of them-

Which one of them

try to do the dry hair?

Let's try this.

I don't know.

You like it dry?

Antoine and Flip.

Something's wrong with them.

I never had that.

Flip and Antoine.

Let's try this.

Can I stand up and do it?

I'm not going to them tried to do the dry hands? Let's try this. I don't know.
You like it dry? Antoine and Flip. Something's wrong with them.
Flip and Antoine. Let's try this.
Can I stand up and do it? Next time. What? Boy, yeah.
That shit gave me a headache. I tried to get it on Thanksgiving.
I told you. You've officially lost control, okay? I'm just saying.
I got kicked out the crib for that. Antoine and Queen's Flip.

The next time I say distinguished panel,

what do you guys think?

Let Mel go.

Got it.

Like, let her.

You got a joke right there, son.

I see the eye.

You got a joke.

You probably can't.

Just let it up.

I can't joke about you.

That's how I got sick, yo.

Look.

Fuck with my vitamin B. Wait, hold up.
Y'all using the same dropper in your mouth? Yo, stop, Imani. Yo, Joe, see? Yo, y'all taking this light skin shit too far, my nigga.
Wait, I'm sharing cups. Imani is taking the vitamin B12 dropper and put it in his mouth.
And I saw Ish take that same dropper last week and put it in his mouth. It's Ish's dropper.

Pause. It was

in your mouth. Yeah, but the germs

fly like mosquitoes.

Y'all brothers for real.

Y'all got it.

Now he gonna

rinse it off. You already doing the

gnat rinse too.

All right, Mel. Yeah, please, too.
What's your thought? All right.

Mel.

Mel.

Yeah, please, Mel.

Yes, I get it.

What do you think about this, Mel?

And then we'll be immature.

Okay.

I don't want to be immature with that.

You know, I don't want to be immature.

No, you should not be immature.

God damn it.

Someone's got to be immature.

Oh, you want to be?

Sorry.

Kind of.

Yeah.

All right, go ahead then.

Yeah, fuck it.

Well, set it off. Well, set it off then.
Have at it. What? Undistinguished panel.
This just makes me wonder how often this happens. How regular is this in the current? Like, has anybody in this room ever done that? I've never had.
I've never had. Done what? Been to a rub and tug? Well, these are not rub and tugs.
You fucking ain't and tug? Well, these are not rub and tugs because these are not rub and tugs because these are high ends. They rubbing into them.
And that's what I want to tell the audience. Med spas.
A massage parlor is not a rub and tug. No, they do it in the high end ones too.
There are rub and tugs that are massage parlors. Can we play out the conversation? How does that go? All massage parlors are not rub and t That's true.
And that's what some of these guys That's where they're fucking up at. That's where they're having the problem.
They're thinking that they're thinking that they can make it a rubbing toe. Yeah.
What's it called? King Weekend? Wild King Night. Wild King Night.
That nigga just won some games at the last second. Go ahead and play with my man.
You know what you talking about? Yeah. They must not be Ravens fans.
Wild. Go! Wrong sport.
Hey, bring your friend. She in the other room.
What the fuck are you talking about? Try to get three points fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck Yo he leave it On the table Hey yo What the fuck I want to acknowledge The victims in this story Oh no we ain't Come on You making this Come on You making this You making this You making this You doing some Bullshit bro You making this Serious Okay I take it back victims. No, I take it back.

Yo, your meat brush up against somebody a little bit.

Man, no harm, no foul.

The high-end ones be having the fire joints, too.

They Egyptian Russian.

You've got to get your shit off.

Girl, where you from?

Where you from?

I didn't see the likes of you before.

You've got to try.

The likes of you.

Yo, I'm Svetlana. I'm from Croatia.
Holy shit. They look good.
I saw some of them. Some of these two today.
They look like the seat models in the magazine. You really hurt.
Don't ever say Distinguished Panel again. This is their shit.
They in their bag right now. The high-end ones.
I don't know where those Russian guys... I don't know where they find them at.
Blue eyes, nigga. Some ill shit.
Soft-ass skin. Yeah.
Oh, man. He just had to try his shit, nigga.
He didn't want to go... He shot his head.
He shot his... But it's multiple places, though.
He said he left it on the table. Mel.
Yes. My thing is this.
If you just see. He was humping on the table.
No, I don't. If that pre-cum came out when he was laying on his stomach.
Why do we pre-cum in the line? How you know? How you know? I don't. You got it, bro.
This is my problem with him. Deshaun Watson was the quarterback.
Yeah. The most important position in the game.
Special teamer doesn't. And tried it, and it didn't go well.
What make your kicker ass think that you could try it out there? Hold on now. That ain't just no kicker.
Yeah, what are you talking about? That's number one all time. If any kicker gonna try it, it should be him.
Yeah, but the kicker's not really a glory position. Yeah, but he's a legend.
He's a legend. In the city where he plays.
Maybe to y'all. No, no, no.
But to the average, to the women working in these med spots, she don't know who the fuck he is. That's probably true.
I promise you. They don't know who the receiver is.
She might know who the quarterback is. I don't know if that's true.
I don't know. Not in Baltimore, where we've won a Super Bowl, and you are the legend.
And you think Svetlana knows and follows football and gives a fuck? That was racist. But wait, let me tell you this.
Okay, me, whoever. Mel, this is racist.
I'm just using all the names. A lot of times

when the girl,

I'm not gender warrant,

a lot of times

when the girl

don't know who the guy is,

everyone else's reception

of him

lets her know who he is.

Fair.

Not just that,

not just that,

they all got cameras.

And that nigga's

getting out of a cullinan.

They went like,

walking in there

with a nice watch on.

He probably in shape.

We playing the kickers out

like these niggas

are still professional athletes.

That nigga's walking in there

with some,

Thank you. You got to find a place that does that.
I totally agree with you. How does that conversation go? Which one? How do you establish that? How do you make for certain you are in that establishment where rub and tugs are a thing? They do it for you.
They do it. Okay, please help me.
I'm a girl. I want to live vicariously through you guys for a second.
Tell me how that conversation goes. We have extra services available in the back.
Turnover, please. Okay, all right, okay.
Yeah, we have extra services available if you like. We have a fucking whole hidden speakeasy back there that behind that curtain, if you want to pay, then you go back there and you get it done.
Pay to play? I just wanted to know what it sounded like. And you'll know because ain't nobody in the front.
This is going to give it away all the tips. All right.
You know, Joe, you're exposing it, too. That shit look like that.
No, but listen. There used to be one right across the street from one of my exes.
I used to fight with her and be like, you know what, bitch? I want to get a massage. Yeah.
They step on your back and all that. It was.
You know where it is. You know where it is, too.
You and Ryguy. Oh, shit.
Yo, everybody. My man Ryguy.
He's riding like crazy, though. Nah.
Ryguy engaged now, so chill. Stop talking about Ryguy.
Stop doing that. Yo, when you get engaged, do you, is that one of the things, you know, you get engaged,

you're supposed to share everything and let her know you, like, do you let your fiance know that that was your bag at one point?

I would absolutely tell her.

My girl asked me that.

I would.

My girl asked me that before that.

What'd she ask you?

When I first started.

Have you ever done a rub and tell?

No, when I first started talking to my girl, like, we was real, real new. And I was like, yo, I went and got a massage in the edge.
And she was like, and I said, yeah. They did a little handy act? Yeah.
And I said, yes. Let's go ish.
She sounded like she was knowledgeable enough to ask that to you. Yo, dog, anybody that's grown living around here knows those things are possible.
Because when you say massage on the edge In the edge We know what that means

I've never done that

Me either

I've never done that

I've never done it in the rub and tug

I've never done that

Never done what?

Where's the water gun when you need it?

I've never done that

In the rub and tug

I've never done that in the rub and tug.

I've never done that. You took her out afterwards? Took who out? You know, you got to watch him.
He's a semantic man. I never did it in the rub and tug.
I picked her up at the rub and tug. We went up the street and I dropped her back off after she finished rubbing and tugging.
Never did that, dear. I tried one time to walk in a rub and tug.
It was in Englewood. and my man in the nail salon

or at the sandwich spot said, yo, couple doors up.

They getting money.

Everybody over there.

And I walked.

Well, I thought I was walking in there.

I walked in the totally wrong spot.

I walked in the totally wrong spot.

They looked at me like I was crazy.

I was famous and embarrassed.

So I never did it again.

Look, I might get you that.

I never did that again.

I might get you that.

I think you're lying though, but I still...

On everything I love, I've never gotten that in a rub and tug.

Not that I wouldn't.

I'm not saying I'm better than you.

No, I'm just saying.

I just was always too scared and paranoid to be in the wrong place or to get arrested. Some of the spots I was going to, they booked them.
All up and down here. Book them, Dino.
Yeah. That's the reason why I never fuck with it.
I don't know for sure. How do you know for sure, for sure? I had a massage and she was mad close.
I'm like, is she trying to? Where you was at? See, now that's what I hoped for. I was like, I hope she just get close.
She was getting close, but I was... I was in Bayonne.
What type... What's the setting? Was it Koi Fish and music? Yeah.
Table shower? Yeah. Hey, hey.
I ain't gonna say nothing. What you think the table shower is? I don't fucking know.
It's the preview. It's the commercial.
What's the table shower? There wasn't no conversation. You come in, you ask for a table shower, they lay you on the table, and they wash you up.
You know what I mean? I was a little dirty. In any of these establishments, have you guys ever like, is there like milking tables up there too? Whoa, so you always got to go up to some white shit.
What is a milking table, yo? That's weird. I've seen the milking table.
I'm wondering. What is that? You got to call the people in the room.
How you milk a cow? Please explain it. They cut a hole.
Oh, and they go under. Then they go under.
Mel, you've lived a life. Word.
You be sitting up there playing, man. That's some Quincy Jones shit, man.
You have lived a life, Mel. Yeah, milking a piece That's a wild king That's a white shit Yeah Mel was under the table I'm going to go under the table While you lay there Yo in our hood The milk go up Yeah The milk don't go down Yeah not down Yeah That shit shoot in the sky That's some other niggas That Mel be fucking with In the river with the sky That shit shoot up Yo I want to interrupt The broadcast to remind the audience that all of us up here think this is wrong.
Of course. Anyway.
For sure. Anyway.
Back to the jokes. It's hard to be good too, though.
You just got to go. You got to find a spot.
Got to. You can't just go in the regular spot and force that on somebody.
If Justin Tucker don't call Robert Kraft and see where the spots are. Dog, he's in.
What are you talking about? He's in Baltimore. Clearly that don't work.
It ain't hard for him to find one. Nigga, Deshaun was in Houston.
And it wasn't hard for him to find one either. Yeah, but you be thinking that.
He got the wrong ones, though. You thinking that you in the town that's lit with it, and then the town learned you.
And then you in Cleveland fucking looking stupid. I think Deshaun's situation is different than Robert's.
It is. Very much so.
Yeah, because he had his juices coming to his house. I'll tell you later.
Oh, okay. It's different.
Okay. Because in my opinion, I don't want to come off insensitive.
If that happens, I'm not repeat visiting you. True.
It's a play. You know what I'm saying? Jerk me off.
Word. Tow up.
Stop playing. You being that mad frustrated.
Like, yo, nigga, if I wanted a massage, my girl could do that. Like, come on.
No, that's part of it. Hit the spot.
It's a full body. They do the ill shit, son.
I get excited when the masseuse turn me over and hit the nips a little bit. No.
What did she say? Turn over, please. No.
Wait, what? No, they turn over, please. He don't go to that one.
He go to the other shit. No.
He go to the fancy shit. At the very end, they start hitting you with the...
your legs. She hit your little man.

What should be to the left?

She hit that nigga and my face

and my face

being the little massage hole.

Two more taps.

You gonna get up.

She put the little elixir

under there

so you can smell it

and inhale something.

Oh my God.

Please jerk it.

Yo,

the shazmin

and frankincense?

Yo.

Something wrong with you niggas. That's you I have it.
I'm down with that. You're not going to hit me with the spearman.
You said you. I low-key wanted to ask her.
She was mad close. Do y'all think he has a job next season? A thousand percent.
The Cowboys take him. He got a job in Baltimore next season.
I'm sorry.

I meant a job with the Ravens.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yes.

We won't take him.

We got a thousand percent.

So he's going to work.

Yes.

There.

Joe.

He makes $1.2 million a year.

Wait.

Excuse me?

That's all he makes.

Kickers don't make much money.

He's him.

Justin Tucker makes $1.6 million. He had a base of money.
He's him. Justin Tucker makes 1.6 million.

He had a base of one.

Yo, hey, hold up.

Hey, Big Doe, you don't make enough to get this off.

You crazy.

You don't make enough to get this off.

No, he does not.

You're getting it.

No, he does not make enough to get this off.

He signed a four-year deal for $17.5 million in 2022.

So then he don't make a million a year.

That was this year's number.

You know that sometimes they'll back load the contract or front load the contract. Hey.
Four years, 17 mil, he makes enough to get jerked off. Not in the last year.
He still got more than you. He got one more year.
You saying, the person that makes that one point, whatever. If you make $1.8 million, you cannot walk in a massage parlor that is not a rub and tug and have it your way like Burger King.
No, you can't. You are crazy.
I disagree with y'all. You got America fucked up.
Yo, you too rich. You starting to piss me off.
You starting to piss me off. You know what that million dollars is like to them? I don't think you could get that off with a million dollars.
Yo, what What? You can, I said. Oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you crazy? You could do a 500.
600,000. I'm walking in there like this.
What's your problem? Let me reword it. Yes, you can.
I don't think you should. Nigga.
I don't think you should at no amount of money. Nah, hold up.
When Robert Kraft went and handled his, we didn't say a word. They didn't know he was Robert Kraft.
They thought he was an old-ass white man. I'm done with you.
I don't believe that at all.

You knew Robert Kraft.

I got nine Super Bowls, seven, whatever the fuck I got in.

You know Robert Kraft.

His suit.

And his hair looked like, you ain't got to know him.

He looked like money.

He looked like a billion when he walked in.

The collar on his shirt.

Justin Tucker walking in there with a Nike tech suit on still and some bullshit.

No, you just can't get that off.

Joe, four years, $17.5 million.

Don't beat me down with that.

Yeah, they pro-loaded the contract.

He just said the nigga that make one point whatever

in a year. You cannot do that.
You can't do it.

They're going to get you. I disagree with him.

I'm saying they're going to get you.

Oh, they're not going to look the other way. Yes,

that's what I'm saying. Yes, you can do that.

I'm saying that ain't enough.

Doggy, he signed the extension already for $ for 25 to 27. Guess how much that was? 13.5.
So when you add them up, nigga, he's made $31 million in the last six years. That nigga can walk in there with a dirty T-shirt on with some poom-poom shorts on and get jerked off.
You out your mind. That's a hell of a visual.
You're saying without ramification. No, I'm not saying that.
That's what he's saying. That's what he's talking about.
I don't think it's no amount of money that you could do that. Robert Kraft was in the rubbing tub.
He didn't have a problem at all. No.
Okay. I get what y'all are saying.
In the rubbing tub, you're not going to have that problem at all. That's where Robert Kraft was.
He was in the rub and tug that was under investigation. My man right here is in the high-end medispa joint.
Yeah. You in the wrong spot to get that off.
So no matter how much you make it. You in the wrong spot if you're not Robert Kraft.
You think Robert Kraft could go in the high-end medispa and get it off? Yes. That's what I'm telling you.
That's what you're saying. Yes.
I don't know. Robert Kraft could go in the massage spot.
Hey, the resort. The resort spot.
Order one. Hey, just need a spot.
Any spot. Short hills.
Nigga. Oh, no.
If Robert Kraft come in here, I'm going to take that nigga in that little bathroom. Give him a little massage.
Give him a little massage. Give him a little massage.
Give him a little thumb action. Give Robert Kraft a little something, something, nigga.
You going to give him a thumb hand?

Nigga, I'm getting

equity in Kraft.

You got cheesy.

Hey.

Hey.

That's our problem.

Y'all don't know

when to turn gay.

You right.

Robert Kraft coming in.

You right.

Hey.

You right.

Then they want to come

get on my yacht.

Nope.

Nope.

Take your straight ass to your Chevrolet. Nigga, they showed the Jacksonville Jaguars owner just pulling up to the Super Bowl early on like a Tuesday.
You seen it? You see all of this shit I be seeing.

That yacht that he pulled up in,

you don't have to know who he is.

That shit was 700 feet long,

came with a submerser.

Shit.

That shit had a club, a disco,

helicopter, landing pad,

swimming pool, six decks. I think that shit costs like, what did they say that shit costs? Something like $300 million.
It's worth $360. Dog, the yacht.
If I have one of those, I can call the regular spa. Yo, that shit got three pools, a spa, a gym, a basketball court.
I got the spa in there already. He's good.
And the workers.

They quit.

Yeah.

Look, a pickleball court and a helipad on the yacht.

I'm telling y'all that if I have one of those, I'm calling Amex to set up my Rubin' Tone.

Y'all, look, this is the funny part.

That's one of his yachts.

He got three of them. Oh, shit.
He got a 197-footer. He got a 315, and he got the 400-foot.
The 400-foot is named the Kismet. Kiss it.
That's where it's at. Kiss it.
Yeah, kiss it. Don't just rub it.
Yeah, don't just rub it. You got to kiss this thing.
It hella pad on it. Bro on it Bro you cheating Bro that's a cheat code They said It costs 40 million a year On just Maintenance Maintenance God That's where the money Really be at It don't be in the boat And the price of the boat It be in what it costs To maintain the boat Dock it Like them Like them docks up here.
Them shits ain't cheap.

I know niggas that sold they boots because the maintenance was so much.

It also ain't none of them boats over here.

No, no, no.

But again, for those, they cost.

Remember my old bitch?

I don't know if we was talking to him.

My little old bitch used to have to connect

with one of these niggas on the yacht.

Used to stay bringing me over there.

Now I got to fucking kiki with this dude.

I was doing it. She might have kiki with him too.
Ain't no mightah about it. There's some instances where it's cool for your work to bring you around her old work and that's one of them.
Hey, we going to the yacht over here at around 11 p.m. Just come.
All right, bet. I even show up and I say word.

What's up, fam?

I even took his card.

I didn't get the same reaction

when I text him.

This nigga joke, baby.

Remember, French had this hood

and a frenzy pulling up

the La Marina on a yacht

with Khloe Kardashian.

Yeah.

It don't say. French was the one that did it right with that.
Don't do that. Don't do that.
I won't do it because you're going to judge me and call me all types of liars and shit. Don't do that.
You wouldn't. I'm not saying I wouldn't.
Okay. I probably wouldn't.
I probably wouldn't. That's like how I feel when I see these niggas fucking jet skiing out here.
No, that's not the same. I know it's not the same.
I said that's how I feel. Okay.
La Marina, you could have drove and caused the same madness hopping out with Chloe Coddell. No, you can't.
Not that madness that they had. It wasn't a real beach, you know.
I know. I know.
Which makes it even flyer. I was hating.
See. All right, I'll take her.
How many other niggas pulled up with Khloe Kardashian over a yacht? I know some niggas that pulled up with boats and they ain't had no Khloe and they ain't had no yacht. A little 47 footer.
How many years ago was that? A lot. Ten.
They still remember it. He convinced me.
I don't think I would do it, but I'm not mad at French doing it. Y'all seen French on the cover of whatever magazine it was, looking like his face was fucking AI'd on.
He did like some bodybuilding mag. It wasn't a bodybuilding mag.
It was one of them opulence mags. But he was shirtless.
It might have been GQ. And he had his fucking face on.
I seen that nigga at the Paris Fashion Week two weeks ago. Just sitting down looking like money.
I said, this nigga French. For 15 years, I've been trying to figure out where French money come from.
No bullshit. I ain't hurt a hand in a long time.
That nigga get money, man. He be around the money.
Listen, let me tell you. Them spots.
The spots where the people really have money. You know what I'm saying? Like, it be spots where niggas is a little flashy.
Some of these spots, my nigga, they got money money. Shit, my problem wasn't even French back in the day.
It was his fucking brother running around. Like, that Monaco and that St.
Chapelle, all that shit, my nigga, you care, front dear? French brother was, man, never mind. Anyway, shout out the French.
Indeed. For sure.
And drop some music, nigga. No.
Why? For what? We already keep saying ain't no money in music. Niggas own a 10% of an oil company somewhere that make...
I'm finished Landman, too. No, y'all are absolutely right.
I finished Landman.

Good.

You liked it? Of course I liked it.

Well, you wasn't... Yeah, I had to get past it.
I forced myself to get past it. So what's your thoughts

now? I figured that

Landman was right up his alley.

He threw me off with that shit he was talking about.

No, it is. It's that money.

You know them niggas be making them deals, deals.

Andy Garcia done jumped on board. We about to see what happens Season 2 gonna be informational Season 2 gonna be great They announced Squid Game for June Yeah The end of June The rest of Squid Game Don't do that Cause you're gonna watch it I didn't Finish this one I ain't see it either I started the first episode Got halfway through I was like I'm cool Wasn't but fucking fucking four episodes right? I don't know it was pretty good it was pretty good I'm saving that Paradise don't tell me nothing about it I ain't seen that either Paradise what's Paradise on? Hulu Hulu everybody telling me Paradise is crazy no it's Hulu yeah I just watched episode one again last night don't tell me nothing about it yeah and now two is out oh they's Hulu.
Yeah. I just watched episode one again last night.
Don't tell me nothing about it. Yeah.
And now two is out. Oh, they only on two.
Yeah. Brand new show.
Oh, so one was that fire for 50 niggas to tell me about? Yes. One was fire.
Huh. Sterling K.
Brown. Oh, that.
And James Marsden. Who that? This Is Us.
He didn't see This Is Us. Oh, shit.
I don't remember. Oh, he played,

he played,

what was his,

in People vs. O.J.
Simpson?

He played,

what was his name?

Yes.

Yeah, he did.

What was his name?

The Black Attorney.

With Marsha Clark.

I know what you're talking about.

Johnny Cochran.

No, not Johnny Cochran.

Not Johnny Cochran.

That's the other side.

Not Johnny Cochran.

Darden.

He played Darden.

Yes, Christopher Darden.

Darden.

You've seen this thing before.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Played in everything.

Black Panther.

I'm going to... what you're talking about.
Johnny Cochran. Not Johnny Cochran.
That's the other side. Not Johnny Cochran.
Darden. He played Darden.
Yes. Christopher Darden.

You've seen this thing before.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Played in everything.

Black Panther. Sterling K.
Brown

is the guy that was

shitting on Jennifer Lopez

for their whole press run.

I think they did a movie

or some shit together

and they kept

doing press runs

and he kept shitting on her

for not being Spanish.

Because she kept trying to pander. Yeah, you know, in the Bronx.
And he'd be sitting there like, yeah, in the Bronx. Oh, shit.
Hey, look it up if you didn't see it because it's some of the funniest stuff in the world. I definitely want to see that.
Funniest stuff in the world. In the Bronx.
Yeah, in the Bronx. Oh, my God.
That nigga puffed. Forget it.
Yo, dawg. Shorty from the club was like, no, he did it.
I got the bullets in my face. It was him.
I watched him. They had two guns.
I'd seen him. Him.
Yeah, it was him that did it. But anyway.
And the driver, when he started talking, I was like, I'm not taking, he asked me for... Oh, yeah, the driver gave it up.
Yeah, I look back there. He had a gun.
He rolled the window down. Then he going to ask me, yo, I'll give you $50,000, but hold this ring.
That was his number. I keep saying that.
Yeah, you said that. That $50,000 number, the city college payouts.
They went through all of that?

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

They went through the timeline from young to now.

So with that being said, and you just keep saying, no disrespect to Puff, but you just keep getting away with shit.

You just keep getting away with it.

It creates a monster.

It creates a thing where now you're just getting more and more and more and more money. So now I got to give you 50.
I can give you 500 at the drop of a hat. You create this entity where I'm untouchable in anything that I do.
I either got enough connections that I could get out of it or I could pay my way out of it. They basically say that.
You know what I'm saying? Like all of these niggas with power. It ain't just puff.
It's just mad niggas that get to a certain level of success. That's what they used to.
Donald Trump is used to that. And they brought up his speech again from the Lifetime Achievement Award that he won.
Yeah. With the nasty one where he was like, And child, you can't see for the dark times.
Yeah, that's crazy. Dog, you are nuts.
It's just show what type of monster you deal with, bro. Some niggas, I'm going to remind you I'm him yeah I'm him yes because that also is a form of abuse I recognize that but it's a different level of arrogance bro like and but it just said to me and you might be disconnected well no it said to me how long he may have known

about what was to come behind the scenes.

No, they said that that comment

was what made her say,

all right, fuck this.

Yeah, they said that.

And that was why she started the civil...

I don't know if I believe that,

but they said that.

She's sitting at home with her two children

and he's still trying to bait her.

No, he was antagonizing

on Instagram

and all that shit I heard

what's that

yeah when she got married

he put the post up

all of that type of shit

I heard he was liking

her pictures and all that shit

if

well I believe it

well you know

there's people that

believe the other side

if this is my abuser here

and you just keep

throwing reminders

out there to

I done moved on

I done went over here

and here you just

gotta pop up

and just keep reminding me

yeah dog

alright you know what Thank you. here and you just keep throwing reminders out there to, I done moved on.
I done went over here and here.

You just got to pop up and just keep reminding

me, yeah, dog. Alright, you know what?

Let's do something about this.

Yeah, give me my fucking 30 million, nigga.

One more shit.

That was then. I think that was

the settlement. I ain't going to marry my broke

training, nigga, man. Fuck this nigga.

He ain't broke no more.

No, no.

Lil Wolverine looking nigga, right? I heard he's a dope nigga, too. nigga man.
Fuck this nigga. Oh no he no broke.
He ain't broke. That ain't broke no more.
No no. No broke.
No no.

Lil Wolverine

looking nigga right?

I heard he's a dope

nigga too.

I heard he's a fly nigga.

Ish.

Sight your source.

This man's total.

Sight your source.

You was dead when the

person told me so stop.

I don't.

What the hell?

How did he do that?

How did he do that?

CYS ish.

How did he even do that

just now I was dead?

I don't want to be there.

No they.

I don't want to call a nigga

Broke on national TV

The nigga they said

The nigga wasn't necessarily broke

I take it back

There you go bro

I'm just trying to have fun

Me too

Me too

You was there when they told

You remember everything

I forgot

I don't remember

How convenient

Hey once a nigga

Start telling me

About how good of a guy

Somebody is

I tune it out

That's the shit

I ain't listening to this shit

Thoughts of parents

Sure

I'm sorry. Hey, once a nigga start telling me about how good of a guy somebody is, I tune it out.
That's the shit. That nigga ain't listening to this shit.
Thoughts and prayers. Sure.
Thoughts and prayers. Thoughts and prayers.
Also, Terry Rozier of the Miami Heat, formerly of the Charlotte, whatever their name is, the Bobcats. Who are they? Who are they again? The Hornets again.
Oh, they back to the Hornets. And the Celtics.
Yeah, and the Celtics. Yeah, but the game, the game that they're highlighting is a Hornets game.
It's a Hornets game. That he supposedly threw.
Terry Rozier is under investigation for his alleged involvement in the gambling ring that is tied to Jontae Porter, who they already got. Niggas ratting.
Yep. Niggas ratting.
Well, no. Well, maybe.
Maybe. But they said, this was a little suspicious.
Let me find my notes. Because around the game in question, there was a young lady tweeting in a now deleted tweet.
Of course. Saying, hey, I'm betting the under on, oh, oh I'm with they was killing the girl for fucking with Terry Rozier and she said something to the effect of yeah I'm with them betting the under though so fuck what you talking about and then that was the game where let me find the game let me find the game cause it was shady let's see y', because I don't see nothing wrong with just that part.
I was just saying I'm betting on the under. It's shady if it ends up being.
The game in question was March 23rd, 2023. He was a Hornet.
He only played nine minutes and 34 seconds. He finished with five points, four rebounds, and two assists before leaving with a foot injury.
He didn't play the last eight games of the season as a result either. And Rogier is not charged with a crime or accused of wrongdoing at this moment.
But federal prosecutors are investigating whether Terry Rogier manipulated his performance in 2023 as part of an illegal sports betting scheme. That is nowhere near enough for me.
Yeah, that's nothing. Especially because he didn't play no more after that? The nigga might have really been hurt? That's one.
And number two, that nigga was kicking up. If you only played nine minutes, you had five points, four rebounds, and two assists, you was getting busy.
If you make up an injury and check yourself out of the game, and now everybody that bet under on Terry Rozier hit,

then you're out. four rebounds and two assists, you was getting busy.
If you make up an injury and check yourself out of the game and now everybody that bet under

on Terry Rozier hit,

then you're out and we're investigating.

I'm not disagreeing,

but you ain't have to do what you did

in that nine minutes.

Yo, that's hard to do.

Listen, five points.

What was the line?

Four rebounds and two assists

is hard to do in nine minutes, bro.

Six or nine.

It's hard to do in nine minutes.

That's very hard to do. That's not easy to do.
It's nobody here is debating whether Terry Rozier is nice or not. He's nice.
But I could have played lackadaisical. I ain't have to, you know what I'm saying? You left the game, which is the same trick.
And I ain't come back no more this season. That's the same trick.
Yeah. But that's the same trick that John T.
Porter was pulling with, hey, I'm injured. I need to not play anymore.
His prop bets that night was around 21.5 points, six assists and four rebounds. In the event that you fake an injury and get out the game and now the whole country has hit on you, we're investigating you.
That's all I'm saying. Terry Rozier is nice.
He's been in a slump recently. I'm not disagreeing with you.
Actually, he's been in the worst slump of all time. Like, if it was going up and down, up and down, I would say, yeah.
But that just one game, that's not proven enough for me. I'm not saying he didn't do what they are accusing him of doing.
You don't think that's enough to be investigated? No. Oh, you crazy.
Okay, so wait, there's more. Get him, Freeze.
And this tweet is still up. Somebody posted the whole shit and everything, and he had him for under six and a half assists, and his tweet says, at least I was in on it today.
Got lucky that I was fed some inside info that Rozier was leaving in the first or second quarter, depending on the game flow and live lines, so that his unders would hit. And he posted his slip.
That's different different. That's totally different.
And he's saying I got inside info that he's leaving early. On the same day of the game, that's some other shit.
That's different. Oh, that's what I thought I was saying to y'all.
No, that's not. That was said differently.
Yeah. If you're part of a gambling ring and you fake your own injury to leave the game so people can hit under.

Yeah.

All I didn't say was people tweeting.

That proves that niggas knew he was going to do that.

So look.

Got it.

Even more.

A couple of the sportsbooks pulled the Roselle lines before the game.

So the people that got it in early got it in.

He was still going to play.

And I guess they got win two of what was going on.

So, this is a good question. Pulled the Rozier lines before the game.
So the people that got it in early got it in. He was still going to play.
And I guess they got wind too of what was going on. So they took him down.
You can't bet him. Oh, damn.
Yeah, these niggas talk too much. I fuck with Terry Rozier.
He tough. I do.
He can play. He can play.
Yeah. I cannot believe.
Let me not say that. I can't either.
That's not true. I can't believe it.
I can't believe it. I can't believe that players.
Terry Rozier is a little different from fucking John T. Porter.
He got his back. Yeah.
Terry Rozier is a dude that was making $350,000. And I got to make ends meet.
He got paid. You are correct.
Man. What? I could.
You could. We've seen shit where some, one of your peoples is into it with somebody and you got to make right for them.
That's possible. We've seen, there's ways where it could come back to him where I got to pay you out of my pocket, bro.
That nigga signed a $96 million deal. You in it with Joe? How much he owe you? Yeah, I don't understand that.
Here. I don't.
I'm not throwing no game and risking my career of a hundred million dollars over some money. If Joe owe you three million dollars and you going to fuck him up, I'm going to write you 3.5.
We good? 3.5. I'm going to give you an extra $5,000 for your inconvenience.
Here. Nigga, you owe me three million dollars, but I'm not throwing my $100 million.
And he's still young. He about to get another re-up.
Was. But he's still.
You playing around. Adam Silver, one of the best attorneys on the planet, nigga.
Like, yo, dawg. What? Y'all keep thinking Adam Silver, just the commissioner.
I think a lot of these athletes know what's going on, and they play the game. That's possible.
I'm going to be honest with you. I'm not disagreeing with that.
I wouldn't be. Well, I'm going to chill.
Yeah, I'll leave it alone. All right, I the commissioner.
I think a lot of these athletes know what's going on and they play the game. That's possible.
I'm going to be honest with you.

I'm not disappointed.

Yeah, I'll leave it alone.

I'm calling all of them stupid.

It would be stupid. I'm calling each one of them stupid.
Because Jontae Porter

he ain't even cake off really from

what's been reported

to risk it all like that. Or to put the

heat on my brother who's just signed a big contract.

This nigga's crazy. This nigga's made $126 million

my nigga. Brozier? Yes.

Yeah I'm not playing with him. And he's still in his

that's just to date. Right.

He's still got $50 million

left on his contract. And then he gonna get

another contract after that. It might not be $100 million

but it might be because the salaries

is going up. Dog when niggas stop

me in the street and be like yo y'all gonna talk about this in the pod tomorrow I, chill, chill. Chill, you know what I mean? I can't give you the sauce because I can't let you know.
A little different, but kind of the same to me. I'm not telling nobody outside nothing about my gig.
Terry Rogier, hold your head, dog. Yeah.
Hold your head. While we're on sports or Hornet business, LaMelo Ball, snub or not for the All-Star game? Definitely.
Thousand percent. Who the guards? I couldn't disagree more.
On the bench? Yeah. Cade? Keep going.
I'll pull it up. I'm out the low.
I'll pull it it up Cade don't get a guarantee vote over him Yes he does Cade is tough though And he been killing They both been killing And they've been winning Jalen Brunson and Donovan Mitchell Jalen Brown Darius Garland Cade Dame Lillard Tyler the guards. He got an argument.
I'm not letting him in. He has an argument.
He has an argument, but they won 11 games. You didn't impact winning.
Your stats are great. I'll have to talk about Trae Young.
Trae Young leading the league in assists. Oh, shit, Trae ain't in.
Trae Young leading the league in assists and averaging 20 points. I think he's the first guard ever to average 20 points and more than 10 assists multiple seasons and not make all-star either one.
I have the conversation about Trae Young. LaMelo Ball, you won 11, 12 games.
So this is what happens. All right, so this is what happens.
The fans pick the starters, right? Fans pick the starters. Not solely.
Yeah, I think so. I think

they changed that. Alright, but

I know coaches and...

They did change it because Jalen and Kat

was 50% fans,

25% players, and 25%

coaches. So it's

not just the fan vote anymore.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Fans accounted for 50%. Players and media account for 25% apiece.
And coaches. You don't say that.
Players and media. But whatever.
Okay, cool. Allegedly, people don't like Tray.
Says attitude is shitty. So if your attitude is shitty, I can see how the media, the coaches, and the players will vote you out of sitting on a bench.
So if you don't automatically get to the starter role, then your odds of getting a bench spot could be less than favorable. I understand that.
Even though he's a monster. He a monster, but I can see that.
And now, he might not have got snubbed. Because for him to not make it, then somebody else would have been in his seat.
Cade has been killing. Dame Lillard is Dame Lillard, especially with the fans.
Because I don't necessarily even know if Dame Lillard is having a way better season than Ball is having. My nigga Ball has had a couple 50-point games this year.

He's killing.

He also missed a lot of time with injuries.

And, again, they got 12 wins.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He ain't get snubbed.

He ain't get snubbed.

Is he deserving of a spot?

Yes, but he ain't get snubbed.

All-Star Weekend is where this year?

San Fran?

Yes.

Debe.

Debe.

Debe.

Debe.

Debe.

Debe.

Debe.

Debe.

Debe. Debe.
Debe., hey. I didn't say nothing.
Me either. What are you talking about? This is terrible.
So we got Grammy weekend, Super Bowl weekend, and All-Star weekend. Three weekends in a row.
Yep. New Orleans and San Fran.
And L.A. L.A., New Orleans, San Fran.
Yep. All right, that's it, man.
I know. Listen, I'm glad.
I'm a Joe's witness, nigga. I'm safe.
I'm safe I ain't got time for that hootenanny

Let Zaire or the young niggas

Go have fun, man

There's gonna be a lot of hootenanny

The bockery

They just got Justin Tucker

I'm gonna go out there

Get him off the egg

Might want to not bring the lube

To the strip club for a moment

Hey, when you got the lube. Huh? You take the lube to the strip club? You take the lube to the strip club? Not intentionally, but sometimes it's in my bag.
Yeah. The lube just carry around in your bag? Yeah.
Yeah, sometimes. Just in case? Depending on where I'm coming from.
Where would you be coming from that the lube would just be in your bag?

Like a trip, like out of town.

So you'll go home before you go to the trip club?

You don't unpack your bag?

Yeah, but sometimes you forget to take it out.

In the side pocket.

Yeah, like niggas be fucking going to the airport

still got the gun in the bag

that they forgot to take out.

Same thing.

Different gun.

Anytime I bring the lube with me by mistake,

VIP be packed.

Man, damn.

These niggas will not get out of there. Gotta go hit security.
Clear this off on the big dog. There's a million niggas back there.
Hey, big dog. Get that out of the room.
Give him about 10 minutes. Clear it on him.
Hey, they tie him up. Let it rain.
Clear it out. Let it rain.
Let's go, let's go. Let's get it, let's get it, let's get it.
It's security. In about 10 minutes, go over there and try to light it up.
Try to light it up. Security, that flash.
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This nigga, yo.
Yo. I'm joking, by the way.
Please refer to the tag in the front. We know, we know.
Please refer to the tag in the front. When's the next time you're going out, bro? In the front.
Whenever my girl thinks It'd be a good time Oh so she's up here No Whenever she says that It's okay Whenever she thinks It would be an opportune time I'm going to go out with you Shut up No you're not I'm going to go to Starless again You know I can't go without my boy Yeah if I go I got to go on Thursday though Yeah I got to go with my boy man My boy Joe On Thursday I don't know if I don't normally go out the day before a work day.

Why Thursday for you?

Because it's L night.

If I don't go on L night, she gonna be tight if I go on somebody else's night.

I ain't gonna lie.

L had some work in there last night.

I don't really go out on work nights.

It's new work.

I'm not gonna lie.

I just spoke to L.

I saw the pictures.

Huh?

I saw the pictures.

Yeah, they posted shit.

It's right on the ground. Floor was flooded.
Yeah. I didn't send no pictures to L and I saw the pictures.
Huh? I saw the pictures. Yeah, they posted shit.
It's right on the gram.

Floor was flooded.

Yeah.

I didn't send no pictures to L and say, who's this?

No, I did not.

Of course you didn't.

I didn't do that.

Yeah, that wouldn't be right.

No.

No, you can't do that.

I'm grabbing for marriage, man.

There you go.

There you go.

I ain't got time for these skeezers.

Ain't nothing in the streets with trouble.

Better it.

Ain't nothing in the streets with trouble, dog. Let's go better up.
Ain't nothing open after 2 a.m. but some legs.
That's right. All the old nigga phrases apply now.
I ain't got time for these skeezers. Skeezers, yo.
That is funny, yo. Ain't got it in control.
Oh, my God. What else is important or unimportant? We had Terry Bridges.
Oh, ASAP. ASAP, ASAP.
Homeboy took the stand. Yes, he did.
Relly took the stand, said he shot me, he's trying to kill me, he tried to end me. What do we think? They tore him up on cross-examination though.
Did they? Yeah. Oh, see, I ain't read about the cross exam.
No, this trial is a little bit fun.

I'm reading this shit every day.

No, but I thought it, because when I saw what I saw,

he's like, yo, he's yelling, nigga, I'll kill you right now,

all that other shit.

I was like, oh, yeah.

The cross is just paying him to be a liar.

He's taking a wild cleft.

Yeah, I was about to say, he's taking a wild cleft vacation.

But if they did good in the cross examination, then maybe not.

Let me see if I can find something for y'all.

Thank you. He taking a wild-class vacation.
But if they did good in the cross-examination, then maybe not. Let me see if I can find something for y'all.

That's all I keep saying is he should have just took the deal.

I still think he should have took the deal.

But, I mean.

I'm just wondering.

How long you had to stay?

A year?

Six months.

Six months.

Six months.

Six months.

Three years probation.

Seven years.

Go check me in right now.

Check me in.

What?

Yeah.

I don't care if I got a felony on my record. He said it messes with his brand deals.
My wife is worth two Bs. Yeah, but I don't want to live off her.
Well, the court said that's not his wife. I don't think it matters either, but.

She's showing up to court, so.

Yeah.

She digmatized.

She my wife.

Man, I put two on.

I got.

Two on the part.

Hey, hey, hey.

I want $65,000 a month.

Shit.

What the fuck you talking about?

Hood reporters. Court Relly coming out of court.
Hey, Relly, some people call you a snitch. What'd you say about that? Oh, shit.
Snitch. Any comment on that? Would you be a snitch if somebody shot at you? Nah, I don't never snitch.
You never snitch if somebody snitch. I've been shut up.
I got a bullet in my leg right now. Ice gonna get you, nigga.
Keep talking. I'm a snitch, bro.
Say Walmart. There it is.
Come here, my man. Go ahead and say Walmart.
Come here, come here. I thought I had, I had, I had to fucking cross-examination.
I'm trying to find it really quick. Quit you snitching.
Somebody shot at you. Not that I think it matters.
I'm glued to this trial. I am glued to this trial.
I just wish you took that door, man. That's it.
I hope ASAP don't see no jail time. Yeah, I'm not.
If there was another state, I would feel better. I don't know what I'm saying.
Yes, I know what I'm saying. Did you just see yourself? No, but you're not explaining the question.
Here's my question. I see myself, but you're not explaining so what I'm supposed to say is you never see.
Did you see yourself? yourself did you see yourself did you hear yourself i heard myself was that truthful what's true for what you just said that i loved him or like he was cool i don't know what you mean i said a lot of things the part that you said if i said fuck you it was sort of was she watching bloke, you know? That was true, true, true. In fact, on September 18th, 2021, at 8, 19 a.m., you text Rocky, fuck everything about you, fake-ass gay, and you're right? Of course not.
Of course not. Okay.
Let him show you your text message. Killed him.
Got. Uh-oh.
Got him. Uh-oh.
Take a look at that. We want a screen behind you, buddy.
Yes. Hold on.
Hold on. Hold on.
This is the best. See? See? Be with the audio.
September 18th, 2021, 8, 19 a.m.

No matter how much the nigger tried, you

not charge it. I think you're changing.

Fuck everything

about you, you fake ass

nigger. I can't hate you.

Sucker ass

guy nigger that you changed. You gotta get me.

Remember sending that message?

Kroos is at 21.

I understand. Every time're talking about here today is in 21.
Every text message we had showed you yesterday was in 21. But you actually now...
Got him. Got him.
You can't have a clear memory for 2021 for the shit that you want to have a clear memory about. And now you get a foggy memory about one specific or two specific text messages.
It's going to create reasonable doubt. There's a reasonable doubt that you're lying with agenda.
Bro. Oh, here's where he took the stand.
Hold on, we got more. Here's where he took the stand out.
First time.

No Joe Biden! Sofax, you know what I mean? And from what you're describing, was it moving? Yeah, it was moving, he had it up. Okay, so he didn't just hold it at your stomach, it was kind of like...
No, no, he was looking for a spot to shoot. Okay.
This clip is two minutes long and the audio is not the greatest, so I won't continue to to play it Just know that they got an active trial going on And it's heating up I don't know about that bullets That bullets we found the bullets from the gun thing Because word is he went to the crime scene Four days after and found the bullets himself Really And gave them the bullets And gave them the bullets that's us. Hey, maybe we all just pussy and ASAP Rocky is right and I'm going to go to trial and I'm going to beat this thing.
Yeah. That option still exists.
For sure. For sure.
It does. I don't know if I would roll the dice with an all-white jury.
I don't know if I would roll a dice with only having to do six months. And only having to do six months sound like nothing to us.
Right. I mean...
But the six months, it might not be that. Where we from, let's say that they don't really have nothing.
It does. It does.
But I said the shit is in California. California got a different type of gun laws.
I heard, like, if you just got a gun, nigga, you going to New York.

If you just got a gun to New York, you going to New York.

So I just, he got enough money where,

honestly speaking,

the six months would literally fly by for him.

But maybe it's not that part, it's the probation.

I wouldn't give a fuck about the probation.

Again, that's a lot of people,

that probation part be the hard part.

What you looking at?

24 years.

Give me three years probation.

I got you.

I got you.

Like, this is the thing.

If I'm confident enough.

Where his current life is, him and his lady, they 50% on in the United States or less.

They overseas.

If your probation says I could go live overseas with my family and all that other shit, yo, 36 months will fly by.

You talking 10 years, 20 years probation like they gave thug?

That's something different.

Three years probation, fam, I think, in my opinion, when you're looking at 24 years,

you got to kind of weigh your options.

Yo, you being away from your kids for four months and you being away from your kids for 20 years

is a totally different ballgame to me.

For sure.

I agree.

I just don't know black people.

I just don't know black people to respond well to the plea offers.

No.

No.

What?

What?

Most people plea.

Most people plea.

That's why the fancy.

When you hear, I'm looking at how much?

Yeah.

Cool.

Most people plea. That ain't got shit to do with how you feel hearing a plea.
That's why the fancy. When you hear, I'm looking at how much? Yeah.
Cool. Most people plea.
That ain't got shit to do with how you feel hearing a plea. Yeah, it do.
You think about it? No, no, yeah, it do. When they say we're going to give you 50 years or you're going to take this 18 months, you go.
I would go. You get what I'm saying? I would do that.
That's what people do. I would do that.
Thank God I've never been in front of that. I don't want to write him off in the event that he has a shot at this and he's absolutely correct and it's just a bunch of lies.
Like, I want to still leave that on the table. But from the outside looking at it, it just looks a little...
And look at the other side of that. Like, with the Thug trial.
You know what I'm saying? Thug's lawyer was saying, don't take the plea.

Don't take the plea.

We can beat this.

We got it.

He takes it.

Well, I'm listening to Drew.

Nah, I'm not listening to Drew.

If Drew says something, I'm listening to Drew.

I'm not listening to Drew.

Shit.

If I'm thug, I'm not listening to Drew.

He listened to him.

I haven't.

No, you didn't listen to him. His lawyer told him, don't take the plea.
Lawyer said, don't take it. Doug's lawyer told him, don't take the plea.
Fam, I can go home today. Did he have Drew or Brian? Today.
I can go home. Drew, Drew's out wearing the Young Thug merch.
Whatever. I don't care if his name is Johnny.
Fam, I could go home today, and I'm only on probation. I got time served.
I'm not going to do not gonna do no jail time I'm going home bro They made a fool Of the It was Brian's deal Atlanta prosecution They made a fool of them I take it back These niggas gonna get me And y'all not gonna Be able to retry the case Oh yeah Let me out of here I do the probation If I'm thug Listen All I got is thoughts and prayers. Oh, yeah.
To everybody involved. Yeah.
That's it. Let me just make sure no one needs our help.
This is where me and Mel kind of so- She's getting ready to say this is where shit went left last time. What was the question? Don't worry about it.
No. He wanted to break up with the girl, but he didn't want to deal with her saying oh god you wasted though you wasted my time so he was just like i don't feel like i wasted shit and and the first year don't count and some other it was only a year no no two years he was saying year don't count well this is where me and mel went wrong.
Mel, I love you.

You have been a phenomenal addition to this show.

Thank you.

If I ever said anything to offend you on this show or didn't give you the space and the grace

to get your argument out, then I apologize.

It was totally unintentional,

and I'll do better and be better.

Accepted.

The fuck out of here.

I was waiting like, the fuck out of here. Never waiting like the fuck out of here

never that

you're

you're a Paz's Gang

you're a Paz's Gang

you're a Paz's Gang

blink if you need help

we still doing

the Paz's Giving

what

I paid him for

I paid the chef

so we got saying

what for

come on man

Thanksgiving

call or something else

we're gonna put it

Christmas dinner

oh man

Deloitte

Easter

Easter

let's do Easter

we're gonna do

St. Patrick's Day

have some Irish Christmas dinner. Oh, man.
Deloitte. Easter.
Easter. Let's do Easter.
We're going to do a St. Patrick's Day.
Have some Irish. Sure, yeah.
Yeah, celebrate the resurrection, right? Hey, man. Put up your dukes.
All right, let me go back a few days so we can help out Curiosity Entertainment. Well, just curiosity with a K.

Hey, guys.

Hey.

Hi.

So I've been on and off with this guy for five years.

Wasting a time.

Never been official, but in both of our brains, you couldn't tell us that we wasn't.

Oh, that's my favorite shit right there.

That's my bag.

Can we do this?

Yes, I think so. We did this? We did this.
Yeah, we did this. That's the one I said had daddy issues.
No, keep going. We're going to see.
This nigga memory is in the dungeons, huh? Last time we got in a really bad fight, Wade told me to die like my mother yesterday. Yeah.
We did that. All right, so let me find another one.
There's a bunch here. That's right.
And I'm reading them for the first time. Sorry don't know bro when your heart got broken did that I just recently have a newborn son with my wife and I got married in the same year my issue with her is that she's so sensitive ever since she had my son we did that one okay let me scroll up something since y'all playing around all right Morgan says.
What's up, Morgan? And this seems appropriate for this episode. I read the first sentence.
Does this win a nasty award for the month? Probably. You gotta ask.
I mutually masturbated with my neighbor from a different apartment. Oh, we did this.
So you have one too. Yep.
Or maybe a new nigga mutually masturbated.

I'll try one more.

If we did that, I'm out of here.

Please do not read my email out loud.

I am resubmitting my question.

Okay.

Why did my ex-boyfriend unfollow me

after I posted I was pregnant,

but he still follows his other exes?

Mel?

Fuck that.

No.

No.

No.

Fucking no.

Mel, you don't want to help him?

You don't want to help him?

Nothing?

No.

Come on, he needs your help.

They need you.

Come on, Mel.

Mel, we need you.

Hip-hop save you. Part of the show save you.
Come on, Mel. Mel, we need you.
Hip-hop savior.

Part of the show savior.

Not touching that shit.

Not touching that shit.

I don't know.

I don't know either.

Maybe they had you wiped down.

Could be that.

And, I mean, shit.

The other ex is pregnant?

Yeah.

I be ready to hit unfollow when they start doing some of these pregnancy reveals, too. Nobody want to see that.
Yeah, I ain't going to lie. Yeah, that's what that means.
Yeah, I don't want to see that beautiful bundle with your wife. He mad at that one.
Yeah, get the fuck out of here. He mad at that one.
Yeah, he tight. He tight.
The other ones, he don't really care. All right, cool.
Yeah, you got pregnant, so. All right, I got a song y'all been really sleeping on, man.
Man.

You guys need to hear this.

Wait till you hear this.

Get a load of this.

I am going with a

song called

Lord Knows by a gentleman

named Aaron Page

I was recently introduced to.

Like to hear it?

Here you go.

No, Joe Biden.

Enough about me.

Look, I got fucking small hands of soft metal.

Sorry.

I can't need ya Do you hear me through your speakers? Girl, I need ya Need your body in motion, I wanna take it there You know I can see us, going round for round Doing what we want, body to body Riding the bone like Aaliyah Do the unthinkable like Alicia Tania, I'm into you And I don't wanna do too much Let's go somewhere they don't know what Be patient, love, take us all night long Taking your time, coming out of that product Thinking about giving my son to my daughter Screaming, daddy, not your father, no Ain't you bad, you know it 24 hours with you ain't enough Need you more What we doing, I can't wait to get you on Yeah, you know Don't say too much, they don't know about us About love Need your body in motion I wanna take it, you know I can see us

Going round for round

Doing what we want, body to body

Rocking a bone like Aaliyah

Do the unthinkable, like Alicia

To me, I'm in you

And I don't wanna do too much

Let's go somewhere they don't know what

Be patient, love, take us all night long

Be patient, love, could take us all night long It's brand new music from Aaron Page

Shout out to him, shout out to Maddie

That song is called Lord Knows

Thank you. It's brand new music from Aaron Page.
Shout out to him.

Shout out to Maddie.

That song is called Lord Knows. It's fire.
He got an EP out too. Let me give you the name of the EP so y'all know.
Name of the EP is Lord Knows. And there's some shit on there.
So check it out. Shout out to Aaron Page.
All right. I'm going to play this Will Smith and Big Sean, Beautiful Scars, man.

Mr. Smith and Mr.
Anderson.

All right. The eagle fresh out of Philly, yeah I still rep the city Mirrors on the wall, worth half a billy, cause I'm an icon Somebody you could base your life on, that you should place your sights on Shot on, cannons and Nikon, turn the cameras and lights on I've been about to action, master actor, I still rap Feel like Mike when they turn the mic on I got will, until the wheels fall off, that's just the will I am my will, Power, got these cowards saying, Goddamn, he just won't quit, won't fold, and won't switch I wrote the code, I'm Mr.
Smith Cause this is the matrix, this is my regular basis I am ahead of you players, I'm playing my aces, every card with the faces I am a king with a queen, reigning supreme, been through the rain Mud on my feet, tracks in the street, fame, can be steep, mask off, see my face ain't clean Did my dirt, made it hurt worse Went to church feeling cursed, worked On myself, Kintsugi first Couldn't tell, I've been through hell on earth The truth and it burns, you live and you learn Now I'm like Confucius, see life is confusing I hate when I lose it, but I face the music Oh why did he do it, see I'm only you It's the beautiful scars, yeah It's the beautiful flaws, yeah I've fell about a million times Now I rise out the gate closer to God It's the beautiful scars, yeah It's the beautiful flaws, yeah I've fell about a million times Now I rise out the gate closer to God When you keep it G and beat the I's, that's what you call God so to the God like I'm gonna do your time Now I rise up to get closer to God When you keep it G and beat the odds, that's what you call Closer to God like I'm in a synagogue I had to quit trippin' over s*** that isn't worth the fall, you know? Back against the wall, my whole life a work of art Younger me will blame everybody else like if they f*** Till you realize you were walking magnets, so you the cause What's your vibration? How you pour back in yourself? Yeah, what's your libation? Hydration, a lot of advice I'm not taking Gotta take things with a grain of salt Just like any recipe on how to make it look It's Mr. Anderson and Mr.
Smith, we the code of decodes I got tired of being over control Learning as I go, learning as I grow I don't gotta do this over and over What asking me dumb shit, you know what you know It ain't the end if I don't get the credit I'm a living legend, I'm a dying legend I ain't trying to get it, I gotta get it It's the beautiful scars, yeah It's the beautiful scars, yeah There are no limits I send through the universe I believe in me like it's religion But I am the only one who converts Conversations with the congregation, the scripture is in the verse I manifest through my mentality, the only real is my reality I rebuild with the broken pieces that are shattered on the floor I am healed by the deepest teachings that were given by the Moors The codes are my lineage, I'll be around for another millennium Climbing a ladder to heaven on helium, seeing the suffering, dreaming and healing them You are the one in a million, billion, you are the answer million billion You are the answer you are the power you are the principle every second that you're living is pivotal anything that's broken is Remixable even when it's not physical you are not alone trust the invisible ancestors flex when it is critical top of the pyramids I am the pinnacle Yes the beautiful skies Yes the beautiful clouds Yes I developed a million times Now rise up the ground The beautiful stars, yeah The beautiful stars, yeah

I done fell about a million times

Now I rise out the gate closer to God

The beautiful stars, yeah

The beautiful stars, yeah

I done fell about a million times

Now I rise out the gate Closer to God And that again is Beautiful Scars Will Smith and Big Sean Featuring O'Banga Take the parental lock Off your phone The parental lock Take it off your phone You know you sent me The clean version Didn't matter Because because there was only two curses in there anyway I ain't kidding I'm playing Jim Jones, this is Jumbo Jimmy Jones Yes sir I want you to know one thing Static selecting You gotta remind them who you are Static what up Remind them who you are Turn what up Remind them you a star Remind them When niggas play what you name now you remind them who you are I'm just trying to tell my truth when niggas is lying on my guard I done put so much work in I could have died on a job I really been in kitchens with chickens when they was frying up the hard tent I been in powwows where they scream lottie I done walked out my building and I seen bodies I've been in court, the DA's looking like he seen gottie And all my niggas do they time, you know my team body It's been seven years since I seen shoddy It's been seven years since I saw Melly And now we gotta fly straight cause he got four fellies Nigga, I've been going to the tunnel since you saw Belly I done been through the most Nigga's talking about we fake bloods I had to spin for the coast Shit that was 20 years ago I was just slim with the toast Nigga's talking about they outside but they put everything on the post No, no shit, we not jacking that Got a place that we go that we not packing that You know it flipped this whole shit like an acrobat And everything that you are, I'm comin' back for that So what more you wanna ax em? Niggas told me how to rap and I want platinum They didn't think that I'd start the rap and I would lap em Everybody know for diplomats I was the captain You gotta remind em who you are Remind em who you are Remind them you a star Remind them, Jomo Is he a Bronx? Is he a Harlem nigga? Fuck all that, tell me what's the problem nigga? I'm too thorough, I move thorough, my crew thorough Let me answer your questions, I'm a legend up in two boroughs Like Kevin Chow, I've been ducking the Federals

That's why my mom, I want drama, these niggas was never wild

With teeth at Hilltop, I'll bring the rope down for me

I keep playing, my young boys will burn the earth down for me

I got them playing in the field, it's like a first down, homie

You niggas acting like bitches, we'll pull your scope down, homie

With Staphala, they tryna knock me off my dean

I've been in shootouts over you stupid, with cappers on the scene I went to trial, I beat that, came back as Cap or the team Mob shit, it's still a Billy World, silly girl You know I'm a Mac, so I gotta stay trendy Keep some apes with me, nigga Got my hat on, nigga That's Jim Jones, Jobo Produced by Static and Terminology Shout out to gang Good to hear that record in CDQ Yeah man I'm waiting for that Jim Jones album Me too It's next month I believe It still hasn't set me a sleeper So I guess I go to Mel? Oh you tapped out You know how it goes sometimes Yeah sometimes you just be like You know what I know I can't fuck with her, so I just I don't know how that goes. Stop it.

Okay, you guys are such shit disturbers.

Yeah, shit disturbers?

Okay, it's called Shadows

and honestly, I don't know how to pronounce

two of the three names.

Jacoy,

Severo, and... That might be Cairo,

but the V sometimes is an upside down A.

Child fucking night. I don't fucking know,

but I like the song. Here you go.
Can't tell you apart from all the others. From the real and fake fake All these heartbreakers are undercover See I'm everyday, tryna play with me You're what I'm looking for Everything ain't enough Prayed I'd be here before Don't take advantage, I just banished Of my damage hard I was torn apart By a girl who look like you Yeah, I work for it It's harder When all you hear is echoes Looking for love and all these Waking for love Instead of love, chasing shadows Shadows Shadows, shadows Shadows, shadows I called your phone, it's after three Hoping you get back to me Deep is a lie Never tell me what's been on your mind I'm on a run, I'm out of reach After oh yeah After the things you said to me I disappeared, you're no good for me It gon' scare you now, no apologies It's all the way, though, I don't know We know you're here as echoes Look at me, I all these fingers It's like a little chasing shadows Shadows Shadows Shadows And I'm, oh Shadows, shadows

Oh, oh, oh, oh

That is Jacoy, maybe Cairo, and I'm not even going to try the third one, Shadows.

That was hard.

Regardless, fucking pronounce their names.

Right.

Ish, welcome back.

Thank you, sir. I'm going to JoJo and NGL.
You want NGL? That's not what you said? Oh, my bad. Nobody.
I'm sorry. The album is NGL.
I know you're satisfied Cause I know what I'm doing when it comes to mine Don't need no room and room, it's like I'm afraid So fine, trying to get up on this mattress You got to match my life Cause I know this all too well Tell me who else I've been kidding all along I've been humble way too long When they ask who gonna love me like this Nobody, nobody, no, no, no, no Nobody, nobody, nobody, no, no, no Nobody nobody Don't make no sense

I said I'm like, I ain't bad

Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody

Should I get on my time?

When I have this conversation

You gotta blow my mind

Cause I got no toleration for a love vibe

Y'all be imitating if you gonna act, act right

You're the only one who's in the world Cause I got no toleration for a love vibe Y'all be imitating if you gon' act, act right Cause I know this all too well Tell me who if I've been getting all alone I'll be home for way too long When it's cool, I'll be like that Nobody, nobody, no like it Nobody Don't let me like it Nobody Don't make no sense I said what I meant Nobody I got my own money, yeah, I'm a superstar I gotta go hard, I gotta go hard Not about to let you play me for some dummy Fall back, think I'm better alone Those lines, you don't like me Boy, that's fine, what you gon' do Find me, when he asks who gonna love me like me Nobody, nobody Nobody, nobody Nobody, nobody

Don't make no sense

I said what I meant

Nobody, nobody

Don't let me like nobody

Nobody

I hear those words

You don't like me, but that's fine

But you could do it by me Scaling, don't stop that That is JoJo

Nobody

That's off JoJo's new album

Because she dropped today too

Yeah

She dropped today too

It was pop JoJo

So I ain't

Buy it

That shit sounded good though

But

I fuck with JoJo

JoJo's a friend of the show

No she don't

She's a friend

It's mad friends of the show

That ain't been to the show

Thank you. out today too.
It was Pop Jojo so I ain't buy it. That shit sounded good though.
But I fuck with Jojo.

Jojo's a friend of the show.

No she don't.

She's a friend.

It's mad friends of the show that ain't been to the show.

But it's cool man.

I sleepwalk

so ain't time for no guests.

He's an idiot.

I mean I can't just

let me just talk

to my little friends.

You can't sleep.

Not right now big dog.

You can't sleepwalk

and be like

it's mad niggas

trying to come over here

2 Chainz

Hey

Alright just wait

Just hold up

2 Chainz doing

The Alchemist album

You seen that

That Larry June

All three of them

Want to come up

Well they're doing the album

Yeah

Well they want to come up

Oh they should

I mean

Yeah I agree

In time

I don't know where

We put three though

Pause

If required

Nowhere now

We just gone

Umar was the exception

If you tried to duck

That Umar smoke

Thank you. Where would we put three, though? Pause.
If required. Nowhere now.
We just gone. Umar was the exception.
If you tried to duck that Umar smoke. By being sick? Yeah.
Like two pods in a row. Yeah, like, fuck the vid, right? Yeah.
If, yo, look at me. Hey.
Hey, cute eyes. Yo.
Yo. Hey, cute eyes.
Hey, look this way. Take a gander this way, cute eyes.
You try to duck that fucking Umar smoke with some nasal congestion shit you was doing. A little COVID.
We moved it, though. We moved it.
He rescheduled. He tried it.
He tried. Nigga, you're not mad I'd have been if Umar came and you wasn't here.
I done went to your house. We just shouted at your house.
Why? Why you'd have been mad? Huh? Why you'd have been mad? Because we need you here. No, you don't.
No, we do. No.
No, you don't. This is distinguished cast.
No, your pay says it to me that we need you. The fuck you talking about? What? Yeah.
Oh, you. That's his line.
That's his line. What? That's his line he used.
I can't feel like that. No.
Shut up, nigga. Yes, I can.
No, you can't. Yes, I can.
No, you can't. And you can feel like that, but I can feel like this.
Don't gaslight me. Is that what I'm doing? You are the king gaslighter.
You put the flame in the torches. What's it have to do with y'all gaslighting? I don't do that.
You're gaslighting me right now. I'm definitely...
Y'all think it's alright for y'all to gaslight me because I gaslight y'all? Let me ask you that. Let me ask you that.
Alright, Flip got a yes. Mel? If that's what we chose to do, yes, but we don't gaslight you.
I'm with that part. Yeah.
I'm agreeing with Mel. What y'all do to me? Tell the truth.
Fuck y'all truth. Fucking motherfuckers.
Listen. Yeah, Omar will come back for you.
He's not coming here for me. Yes, he is.
Why? Because of the couch pad. The couch pad? Something just hit me.
That shit was... Yo, that's the best clip in the world.
It don't matter how many times I see that clip, it's funny. The couch pad and the realization in real time.
He didn't realize that in real time. I didn't tell him.
So don't try to... The internet had already told him that.
He came here and said nothing. Hold up, hold up.
Come on, just let us have our fun. Wait, hold up for a minute.
You believe that? I'm going to remind you. Okay, all right.
You believe that? And you back down that fast after you gave me all that fucking lip. 1v1, go ahead.
You believe that? I know that. Y'all think that? Bro, for months, people was like, oh Oh shit, Umar coming Oh, it's shit, Umar, it's shit It is entirely possible They did that What are you talking about? I didn't say it's not possible That's what happened It would make sense It would be logical It's very plausible Listen to this The conversation leading up to him doing that nothing was said about anything that would even insinuate that If he is looking at your your train of going to play that shit, I don't know that.
We didn't have a conversation. We had mad conversation.
That came out in the first... That was like that.
No, I don't think that. It was, bro.
It wasn't in the first hour? Are you crazy? It's time-stamped. It wasn't in the first hour.
We didn't have any conversations that yo, you think this way because you have a white girlfriend.

You don't think he could have just been listening to you for an hour and change and say that?

Well, look, look, look.

I'm not trying to say it one way or the other.

Look, Ish, it could have just been somebody up here did and realized it was you.

No, nigga.

Prior to him coming on the show, they were sending me and him mad clips months before he sat up here. He don't be online.
They're adding him. He didn't see it.
He building a school. I know.
What happened? I fucking can't. Oh, don't do that.
You took off. You took off.
That's what happened. I don't know if he got a school.
You called out of work is what happened. You called out of work.
Running from the smoke is what happened. You selling the show.
You asked me what happened. I'm going to let you sell it.
Well, that's how he got you the last time, because he's selling showmanship. I know.
So even if I believe what you're saying, that's showmanship. What happened, man? Nothing.
I just read something. Sorry.
What happened? Matt Barnes cheated, right? What happened? Well, I mean, that is making the rounds right now. You're such a mess.
No, no. I wanted to say happy, you know, happy.
You're like the girl that's never going to get in a relationship that's here to ruin everybody else's shit.

Okay, I was about to say happy black fucking history month because Trump wants to do away with that and a whole list of others.

You guys want to hear the list?

Sure.

Yeah, if I can. Okay.
Need your readers? Oh, wait, read it fast because I got to go to the bank soon. Okay, here is a list of the events that the agency is pausing.
She's blind as hell. It's the Pentagon, by the way.
Martin Luther King Jr. Day, Black History Month, Women's History Month, fuck y'all, Holocaust Remembrance Day, Asian American Pacific Islander Heritage Month, LGBTQ Pride Month, Juneteenth, Women's Equality Day, National Hispanic Heritage Month, National Disability Employment Awareness Month, National American Indian Heritage Month.
I didn't hear Christopher Columbus, I didn't hear Mad Other. We still got Cinco de Mayo though Mayo though right? yes apparently that's not a national holiday go outside of May 5th if you want May 5th go ahead this might be a little different hey y'all play around this May 5th it might be a little different this May 5th go ahead out there hey Cinco de get your ass in his head yo that's the funny part Like, he know who to play with and who not to play with.
The Defense Department's intelligence agency has paused observations of all these things. I ain't hear y'all Kapoor.
I ain't hear Rosh Hashanah. Nope.
Oh, Roz coming up here. Making an exception for him, too.
Who? Raz. I've been telling you for months that Rozazz wanna come up here and I listen to you

who's Razz?

you think we gotta bromance

me and you?

no

everybody else

Razz Barrett and me and Noah

I don't think we do

I just wanna know what he thought

I don't think we gotta bromance

I've seen some fans

keep adding me

with that bullshit narrative

you try to bring

a damn bromance

we just fucking

Eskimo brothers

for a long time

that's it

we ain't no bromance

fuck him

each did win

the last Monopoly game cuz Cory's a bum that nigga was rolling for his life warrior bum when issue with not a bum when you win it seemed like Corby's the deciding factor who wins they all bombs when I went don't put words in my mouth I think they all sweet all right there you go Ish rolled the game of his who wins the game. They all bums when I win.
Don't put words in my mouth. I think they all sweet.
All right, there you go. Ish rode the game of his lifetime.
I heard. I heard he rode.
I rode the worst game ever. Went to jail before go.
Ish won, bro. Boy Walk Park Place in Florida to itself.
He did it. I ran to Armview to get a steak.
Yeah, he had money. I gave him money on my exit.
He did it. He won a game.
He won a game. Shout out to you, Ish.
The funny part is, I'm the worst roller out of everybody that plays. Don't worry.
Finesse said he won't play the next one. For what? Don't do that to Finesse.
Finesse is my man. Finesse listens.
Finesse is my man. Lord Finesse?

What is that like?

No.

No, that's Amani's man.

Lord Finesse.

And Parks is the man.

Listen, man.

Hopefully, I like this hook. Fuck y'all.
Come on, girl Give me your number Say, give me your number Come and get it

You don't need my number

You don't really need it at all

Can we break it down?

I'm cocking that back

All right, man, listen, keep us in your prayers

Lord knows, Lord knows, especially me

Please pray for me

Lord knows we need to be there

Until the next time

We bid you adieu

Farewell

Adios, cerebro, durchi

Hasta la vista, au revoir

All right. Lord knows we need to be there.
Until the next time, we bid you adieu. Farewell.
Adios. Cerebidurci.
Hasta la vista. Au revoir.
Or simple head now will suffice. Hopefully you've enjoyed this broadcast as much as we have enjoyed delivering it to you.
Remember, life is a series of moments. And moments pass.
They do. So let's please make this one last As if it's all we have

And lastly

The baddies are insecure

The stagnant women

Want to travel

And the closed minded

Women want you

To teach them things

Grab you a Tylenol

You might need it

Hey

Shout out to everybody

Outside tonight

What y'all doing this weekend?

Anything?

Work baby

Work

I'm quiet weekend this week

Finally

Not sure yet

We sitting down

Fuck that

Thank you. We sitting down.
Fuck that. All right.
Nice and washed. Nice and quiet.
Nice. Can't wait.
Mel going to be at Blue and Huston. I haven't been there in a minute, actually.
This is where the old bitches go to catch a little nigga slipping. Where you from? Yeah.
Oh. Yo, Mel going in, getting her Marilyn Monroe bag.
Nigga, her laugh touch game is fire. No, her laugh touch game? A1.
On Patreon. A1.
Her laugh touch game? I ain't going to be here, but A1. Throw her foot up on you.
A little throw to leg. Ah, you're so funny.
Rub my leg. Fuck out of here.
You put your leg on strangers? She don't give a fuck. Yeah, nigga, what? She don't give a fuck.
Nigga, what? No. She's a different breed, nigga.
They're exaggerating. You know where they go? Mel.
You know where they go? You're going to hold me to find like a different species that never heard of? That's her. She's like a different breed of shit.
She do buggy shit. What? Dead ass.
She put her foot on niggas.

Octa Walrus.

You are dead ass right now?

You said that to Ish?

Yes, I am dead ass.

That you don't put your leg on people that you don't know well enough to put your leg

on like that?

They're considered strangers.

Okay, well, listen, hold on.

We got to dive deep into, like, how do you, what's the concept?

Exactly.

You know what I'm saying.

Exactly.

Exactly.

It's cool.

It's cool. Hey, big mouth mouth don't touch me yo y'all hold it down man we'll be back same time same place next weekend please stay please stay safe or stay dangerous head on a swivel at all times watch out for ice and ice and And we not talking about freeze.
Yeah, we ain't talking about Elizabeth Ice. Watch out for ice, nigga.
Watch out for black ice, too. Y'all play around this May 5th if y'all want.
Go ahead. Ice, do that shit you was doing in appropriation.
Put that little sombrero on. Yeah, they could come lock your ass up.
Put it on. Go ahead.
Nah. Yeah.
Probably take a year off. We grew up out of that.
Take a few years off for that one. That's young shit.
That's young shit. That's young shit.
Young shit. Yeah, nah, dead ass.
That's on gang. I could be Irish still, though, right? Yes, you could always be Irish.
All right. I got my St.
Patrick's. 900 years of that being fucked.
I'll take that one then. They not fucking with the white immigrants.
All right. They only fucking with the black and brown.
I keep my St. Patrick's Day then.
It's too much to keep up with. They tried to teach me about white Puerto Ricans a couple months ago.
Like, you know what, dawg? It's a lot. It's too much.
White Puerto Ricans? What's he got? I dropped out early and didn't do social studies, buddy. They fucked my head up with that one.
You did that one. He is a white Puerto Rican.
I said, what? You did that one?

I said, wait, what?

I thought I pulled up pictures.

I said, holy shit, my whole childhood is fucked up. If they take a fat Joe.

What?

The white Puerto Rican?

The white son fat Joe?

Huh?

What do you think?

You've done Jersey City, the Bronx, and uptown.

I've never seen a white Puerto Rican. Yes, you have.
Where? Who? Nat? No, I didn't say Nat. You said Nat? No, nigga.
Yo, Nat gonna fuck you up. I didn't say Nat.
Who you said? Ash. Who is a white Puerto Rican? Oh, Nat.
No, God damn it. I did not say Nat.
Nat is the homie. I didn't say Nat.
Oh, no. God damn it.
Nat Puerto Rican? I didn't even know that was Puerto Rican? Oh, Nat. I did not say Nat.
Nat is the homie. I didn't say that.

Oh, no.

God damn it.

Nat Puerto Rican?

I didn't even know Nat was Puerto Rican, so I definitely didn't say Nat.

Who you said?

I'll tell you later, rat bastard.

A girl that we fuck?

No.

That's the only people you remember, the girl we fuck.

Shut up.

What are you talking about?

Who?

Her, nigga. I thought she was black.
Shut up What are you talking about? Who? Her nigga

I thought she was black

Oh shit

Yo

One day I'm gonna go get educated

And this is gonna be up for the game

When I go get educated

Just know

It's up for the game

Deadass

On game for the game do it right don't do it like you did the last part when you was mad.

She was like this.

She was mad and went and hugged up with the dog.

Do your job.

Do your job right.

Yo, it's your man trying to send me in there to go talk to the man.

Do your job right.

She in the back all stupid.

We just started a page wrong.

Girl, get your ass out.

Nigga jumps it like this.

She's going to sit here with a tight face, too, for 20 minutes.

I had to walk this out.

Yo.

Yeah, you did that.

Yo.

Talking to us as a collective.

It could get scary if y'all don't do your fucking.

That's what you said.

All us together.

Right?

We know who you're talking to.

I didn't single out.

I didn't single out.

Hey, I see what y'all doing.

No, I did not.

I said all of us together.

No, you used the word crying.

I see what y'all doing.

And if I get to talking, somebody gonna cry up here. I said all of us together.
No, you used the word crying. I see what y'all doing, and if I get to talking,

somebody gonna cry up here.

Yeah.

All of us together.

That didn't work?

No.

Y'all knew who I was talking to?

The fuck out of here.