Episode 796 | "The Distinguished Panel"

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Speaker 1 Enjoy the show. Mike, Mike, Mike.
Damn, I sound good. Hey, man.
Hello? Yep. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Hey, there we go. I sound nice.
You turned these up? Uh, no.

Speaker 1 You did some over. Some sound louder.
I sound good.

Speaker 1 Mine just sounds louder. Forgot what my flirt voice sounds like.
Stupid ass relationship.

Speaker 1 Forgot when I get my flirt. I mean, my flirt voice says

Speaker 1 voice note time. Voice note him down.

Speaker 2 That's what a lot of like girls that I know comment on: is your voice.

Speaker 1 Really?

Speaker 2 His voice is so sexy. And I'm like, oh.

Speaker 2 That's what you do. You do have a nice voice, but it's like, it's like, I don't, it's like, you know, like my brother, so it's like, I don't want to hear girlfriends like drooling over you.

Speaker 1 So thanks, Melissa. Yeah.
But you do have it.

Speaker 2 You do have a nice voice. You do have a nice voice.

Speaker 1 A lot of hate. Don't hate, don't hate to your friends.
Like, if your friends is giving it up, you can hate on me.

Speaker 2 I do say, I'm like,

Speaker 1 you got to give up a little bit with him. You got to give up a little bit.
I see what you mean. I do concede.
I'm like,

Speaker 2 he does have a very, very nice voice. He does.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Antoine, you good? You good, my brother?

Speaker 1 You good? Straight as six o'clock, brother. We good.
You know, my voice is good. That's why you used to let me do the talking.

Speaker 1 Is that what it was?

Speaker 1 Why do you think I used to do the talking?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Because I was on Punk Tom.
Yeah. Bitch has it.
That's what I was on.

Speaker 1 Go over there and woo him with the voice real quick. I'll come in with the eyes.

Speaker 1 And then you hit them with the thumb.

Speaker 1 You got it. Voice, eyes, thumb.
That's the triangle.

Speaker 1 We got them. Triangle offense.

Speaker 1 What's up, man? Chill. It's good.
How you doing? Great. Happy to be here.
Happy to see each and every one of you. For sure.

Speaker 1 How you feeling? Yeah, welcome back, Ish. Good.
You sounded crazy coming in today, but you sound a little better now. Yeah, a little better now.
That little steroid shot in the ass.

Speaker 1 That'll get that voice back right in a matter of minutes. That's the only thing to do it.

Speaker 1 Who's giving the steroids? Corey. You can do what you're doing.

Speaker 1 How are you feeling, man? I'm good. I heard something about you 10 minutes ago that I don't believe is true.

Speaker 1 It ain't true then. Let's hear it.
It's not true. Somebody on this couch told me.

Speaker 1 Somebody on this couch told me.

Speaker 2 Why? Why? Why are you starting so early? Because I don't believe it. It was something that I heard too.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 That's how you do it. Get it off.
Get it off you. Fuck you.

Speaker 1 You guys be gossiping about my guy.

Speaker 1 What the heck is going on over there? Somebody said that

Speaker 1 you believe the reason you're balding the way that you are now is because of the headphones.

Speaker 1 Who said that?

Speaker 1 Somebody. Somebody on this couch told me.
I don't know who told them.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 I said to her.

Speaker 1 That's why I wear the wireless with her. I said to this person, her.

Speaker 1 He didn't say that. You lying on my man.

Speaker 1 And what did that person say?

Speaker 1 I heard it.

Speaker 2 But unlike you, I'm not going to fucking spill my sources.

Speaker 1 Erickson told her. Flip.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Oh, Erickson told her.

Speaker 1 Time in the mouth.

Speaker 1 Get the burger kid. Yeah, let's get a pod.
Pod started with some ratting.

Speaker 1 With some snitches. That's why you think.

Speaker 1 Probably.

Speaker 1 How has your week off been? Yeah, what'd you do?

Speaker 1 Which is really two weeks in pod time. Work?

Speaker 1 I ain't do shit. Wait, what? Hold up.
What the hell? He worked?

Speaker 1 What was I supposed to do?

Speaker 1 Oh, my Jesus, I'm Harry.

Speaker 1 Work. That's all you do.

Speaker 1 What else would you do? But you took off work.

Speaker 1 Took work. I couldn't talk.

Speaker 1 Oh. He could build, though.
He could build, yeah, yeah, yeah. You could have came in and made some faces.

Speaker 1 You could have came here and just been moral support. Nah, doing a mind pod is crazy.
Work.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he could have done his little sign language thing getting his bag. Nah, that nigga would say, keep that shit away.
Stay away.

Speaker 1 I'm glad you're feeling better. Was it the vid?

Speaker 1 Nah, I took the shit. I said, no.
But it's so much shit going around, my nigga. They all cousins.
Yeah, yeah. All residents.
All that shit. COVID, flu, cold.
Yeah. Bronchitis.

Speaker 1 Some Noro shit, whatever. Noro something.
All that shit is cousins. Yeah, but you was sick for like a while.
Like, you did Tupod sick and then took Tupods off sick.

Speaker 1 Well, you know, he ain't got that fucking Imani, yo. My nigga Wills.

Speaker 1 Nigga, Imani. Play with that.
Imani.

Speaker 1 He said you got him sick.

Speaker 1 Buy your own hookah, nigga. Yo, we had that shit.
Don't. Who is that? No, let me tell you.

Speaker 1 No, we was at that shit when you left. We had that shit.
Hookah up. Y'all ain't had your own tips? Yeah, I told my girl.
Yo. Ice.

Speaker 1 What's wrong with Ice, man?

Speaker 1 Yeah, we had our own tips, nigga.

Speaker 1 Two days later, a day and a half later, it was a rap.

Speaker 1 Y'all split the hookah? Yeah, I don't really like letting no dudes pull on my hookah. Paul shit.
Yeah, no, I'm talking about split the bill on the hookah. No.
Wearing half No, nigga.

Speaker 1 I will jump you, nigga. What's wrong with you? If y'all went halfies on the hookah.
You owe me 30, dog. You'll be 30.
Yeah, I'll membo you.

Speaker 1 That's why I said that. And I got a refill.
Send it. I'm kind of glad I don't smoke hookah no more, though.
Same. That's one of the reasons why I stopped.
Commutal

Speaker 1 smoking things is fucking disgusting. But you'll smoke weed behind it.
No, I won't. Really? Not really.

Speaker 1 If it's like a very close friend, you know what I mean? Cool. You know, family member, wife, something like that, yeah.
But otherwise, no, no. Really? Yeah, no.
Yeah, that's what's happening now.

Speaker 1 People is just like. There's enough weed out there.
It's not like the 90s when it's like. I always thought that shit was the most disgusting shit in the world.

Speaker 1 You sit there and watch a nigga roll up, nigga be licking it, putting the blunt in their mouth, getting it all wet.

Speaker 1 It dries off. Well, that's what Amani do to the hookah tip.

Speaker 1 Lick it.

Speaker 1 Suck on it a little bit. Shout out to you.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you can't do that to you. He's like, wait till he gets to hear, then do it.
Yeah, no, that's one, man. That's what, man.
I'll take it back. Nah, but that's.
The hookah host be mad racist.

Speaker 1 Some of them, he don't like to hear that no. He's saying no, Dark.
You say no. No, I'm good on hookah.

Speaker 1 No, yeah, nigga. I don't want the hookah.
Take your $45 begging ass over there. And it's funny because they do it on like a different tab, at least up here.

Speaker 1 At most spots, like you pay the hookah guy separate. Separate.
So that's why they be tight. Like, this is their whole shit.
And that's when that... That was another reason I stopped smoking that shit.

Speaker 1 I probably stopped before then. Yeah, you take the hookah.
All right. All right, OG, I got you.
He's staying there. Yeah,

Speaker 1 cash only. No, you pulled out.
That's the one. No,

Speaker 1 no, you pay now.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 I'm Joe Budden.

Speaker 1 No, no, no. I'm Joe Buden.
No, pump it up. Pay it though.

Speaker 1 Ask around. Pay it though.
What the fuck are they talking about? All right. One call.

Speaker 1 You want me to speak to Big T?

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Got one.

Speaker 1 Somebody right here in the journal Square.

Speaker 1 Yo, uh.

Speaker 1 You're horrible. I know Spanish.
Papa. Arabic.

Speaker 1 Fuck you talking. I call my man Ice on here.
See what's going on. They're clear in the streets.
That shit ain't funny.

Speaker 1 It's not funny at all. The photo of the century, though, is they're taking the dude away.
I don't know if it's AI or it's fake, but they're taking the dude away. With the show.

Speaker 1 And on the back of his shirt, it says Latinos for Trump.

Speaker 1 Oh, my gracious. That's the best shit in the world.

Speaker 2 I did not know if that was AI.

Speaker 1 That's the best shit in the world. Even if it is or they.

Speaker 2 I was this close to reposting. I know you were.

Speaker 1 This close. to repost.
I had a 40-minute caption. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Y'all roll past Home Depot? Empty.

Speaker 1 Damn.

Speaker 1 I ain't been there in a couple weeks. Listen, the Home Depot is in my hood.
It'd be 70 motherfuckers outside week.

Speaker 1 I ain't been there in a couple weeks.

Speaker 1 Then they cleared out Home Depot?

Speaker 1 In what?

Speaker 1 Empty. What about Lowe's? Damn, I ain't really seen them in front of Lowe's like that.
Yeah, we so racist. They don't be beat empty.

Speaker 1 it.

Speaker 2 Why are they at Home Depot and not Lowe's?

Speaker 1 Lowe's don't get the same traffic that Home Depot gets kitchen, especially here. Okay.
Like they don't, they don't get the same.

Speaker 2 I didn't know if there was like a preference

Speaker 1 and then Lowe's

Speaker 1 bougie area.

Speaker 1 Got it, got it. New Jersey, the Lowe's are in like more bougie areas.
Got it.

Speaker 1 Is your company good? Straight, straight, like six o'clock. Gotta make sure now.
Gotta make sure. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.
Big flip in the building. Peace, peace, peace.

Speaker 1 Straight from a space and sit down.

Speaker 1 That's cool. That's cool.
I didn't need that. No, no.
My fault, Paul. No, my daughter got suspended, yo.
Uh-oh, what'd she do?

Speaker 1 For lateness.

Speaker 1 I be coming late. I didn't know they do that in Jersey.
Suspend you? They suspend her for two days for excessive lateness.

Speaker 1 Even though she's on the honor roll, so. I ain't never heard that one.
They're going to make you miss two days because you was coming late to school. It's not.
Yeah. 24 to you.

Speaker 1 They said 24 year to date. It's not a bad little room.
What? That's a dumbass room. It's mad dumb.
I was in there yelling. They on or something.

Speaker 1 They might have changed the game.

Speaker 1 Nah, that's stupid. Nah, that's dumb as hell.
That's crazy. They did it.
Real quick, I did hear y'all talking. The streets is clear.

Speaker 1 Liberty Avenue in Queens. Yo, it's not funny.

Speaker 1 It's not funny, yo.

Speaker 1 No, we can't laugh. Why do we keep laughing and saying it? Because it's not funny.
It's not. It's horrible.

Speaker 1 The manner in which they go in and get some of these niggas, I'm not mature enough to not laugh at that part. And I voted for Kamala.
So I feel like I should be able to laugh for four years.

Speaker 1 If I voted for Kamala, I got to get my shit off for y'all niggas that did this.

Speaker 1 On the news this morning, they was going in a house to look for somebody that wasn't there. Made the family get out, line up outside.
Realize homie wasn't there and just took dad.

Speaker 1 Hey, we're not going to wasting this street.

Speaker 1 Turn it around. Yeah.
We ain't wasting this trip. I know my papers is in the process.
They don't want to hear none of that in the process, yo. The process.

Speaker 1 Look, even the lady, the Congress lady from, I think she from Florida, Cuban lady.

Speaker 1 You know, the Cubans voted for Trump like, that's because of.

Speaker 1 She like, no, see, the people that are already have their applications in, we got to put something in to stop no nigga. Get the fuck out of here.
That's your man. This is trying to blame Biden.

Speaker 1 No, that's your people's. Fuck out of here, Dodo.
Do you?

Speaker 1 America has become so used to

Speaker 1 America has become so used to people or

Speaker 1 the migrants or immigrants, however we describe them, or just people doing work. Those are two different things, but carry on.
Oh, same shit. No, two different things.

Speaker 1 Which one? Migrants. Explain?

Speaker 1 Immigrants are, I think theoretically, people that come here legally and legally, okay, exactly.

Speaker 1 Exiles from other countries. Anyway.
Thank you very much for that.

Speaker 1 I think.

Speaker 1 Which ones are you doing the attack on? You got an attack attack on the migrants for the first time. No, it's not.

Speaker 1 No, I did. It's been four months.
It's been much more. Wait, hold on, listen.
I did, but they checked me when I got ready. Yo, they got you.
Trump got you.

Speaker 1 They got about them on the bikes, the little scooter. But listen,

Speaker 1 we became so accustomed to people doing work for us. Now, who's going to do the jobs?

Speaker 1 That's racist. No, it's not.
That's not racist because

Speaker 1 a lot of Americans are lazy.

Speaker 1 It's not racist. I'm not mature enough to have that.
He got a point. David Spotted.
He got a point. He got a point.
Thank you, man.

Speaker 1 A lot of Americans are not doing for the money that they would do it for. Exactly.

Speaker 1 I see it. What is the jobs? What does this do to the economy? Look, yeah, he go brief.
What does this do to the economy? They take me. Hey, yo, Joe.

Speaker 1 This is one of those times where I will not step on whatever talk because y'all are women like that.

Speaker 1 Joseph Anthony Button Jr. That's plead the family.

Speaker 1 Y'all ain't gonna lie, you couldn't.

Speaker 1 What y'all said about that to America? Every time I get to the cliff, you just let me shut down. Like I did in Utah.
You don't pull the rope, nigga. It's the weekend.
I got you.

Speaker 1 I'm going to have some fun.

Speaker 1 The lady was like, who gonna pick our strawberries?

Speaker 1 I was like,

Speaker 1 can you say that on the bus? Billy Bob. Billy Bob going to pick up the strawberries and eat them off the dick.
He ain't even going to wash them shits off. We need people that's dedicated to the job.

Speaker 1 A lot of us is lazy. I'm lazy.
At construction site. Nigga, you think itch gonna go out there and fucking mole all, nigga? No.
Yes, nigga. Yo.
Not the way you did it. I saw your shit.

Speaker 1 I saw some of your properties. Yo, the construction site.
It was, the nigga said he got 43 employees. Nine niggas showed up to work.
Facts. So that's going to stop the building going up.

Speaker 1 My nigga, like, it's going to have negative effects. The restaurant industry.
All of that. It's bad right now.
Yeah. It's bad.
You're right, man.

Speaker 1 I would like to go trip up America's power grid.

Speaker 2 Wait, what do you mean? Like, throw the lights back and throw the switch off?

Speaker 1 It's gone. Like we did before? Let's go get in there.
No lights.

Speaker 1 No water.

Speaker 1 No nothing.

Speaker 1 You are an anarchist. Just survive, bitch.

Speaker 1 I was watching somebody on Joe Rogan. They were talking about

Speaker 1 what's going to happen if the power grid

Speaker 1 power grid is going to turn off and what will it look like? It will be the apocalypse, the modern day anarchy. And I was like, hmm,

Speaker 1 this is interesting. It's coming.

Speaker 2 We've seen kind of examples of that shit.

Speaker 1 Like very, very

Speaker 1 tough.

Speaker 2 Very, very, very tiny examples.

Speaker 1 And And look how we act, nigga.

Speaker 2 Like when we had that big blackout in 2003, when Hurricane Sam, when the steers, I know it's not the same. It's just, it's a tiny little snapshot.

Speaker 1 We still have war.

Speaker 2 As to how people act.

Speaker 1 We never got to the desperation part, though. We still have war.
We got shit.

Speaker 1 We got to get the fourth.

Speaker 1 When that desperation kicks in, that niggas is kicking indoors and, all right, you got some food over there. We coming to get it.

Speaker 1 When unemployment hits 30 and 40%,

Speaker 1 then your cool ass neighbor next door is going to be the nigga sneaking in your house when you and your wife leave. That's what they talking about.

Speaker 1 They ain't gonna sneak.

Speaker 1 They gonna walk right in, nigga, midday. They're kicking in the door.
They're getting shot.

Speaker 1 Anyway, I've not seen something else that talked about just

Speaker 1 how many valuables Leo DiCaprio lost in the fire.

Speaker 1 That wouldn't be a bad trip going to

Speaker 1 see.

Speaker 1 They had the dudes that was looting.

Speaker 2 Wait, so his house got looted or it was burned to the ground?

Speaker 1 Burnt to the ground, but the amount of valuables that were burnt to the ground in his house, it said said millions

Speaker 1 millions in art he was uh what else did they say it was he had a lot of stuff yeah had a whole lot of stuff when the house burned down

Speaker 1 whole lot

Speaker 1 millions you didn't no no and that's just based off your baby picture i'm telling you everything now is based off your baby picture

Speaker 1 when your head was mad 35 years old and you was holding arsenal around the hips everything he say now that pops up in my head take your headphones off

Speaker 1 that nigga head was that size, Paul. No, that nigga ear, he must have got his ears pent back like a pit bull.
Yeah, that nigga ears look like just that first.

Speaker 1 No, his head grew into his ears.

Speaker 1 His ears grew into his head, whatever that shit is. But your shit used to be like, I mean,

Speaker 1 on the 90s.

Speaker 1 We got to do something, man. What? We got to, you know, I'm worried about you.

Speaker 1 Worried about your workers and shit, man. What? Because you've got a lot of joints.
We're good around here, fam.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you keep told my white people bigging them up because you, you know, you procreated with one, but that doesn't mean anything, bro. And the house is going up slower and slower, bro.

Speaker 1 I'm telling you that the workers that you usually deal with, Jamaicans and whomever, they are out. They're not outside no more.
So now we got to go elsewhere, nigga. Let's go to Europe.

Speaker 1 Let's put out a fucking Craigslist ad, nigga. Let's get them down here, bro.

Speaker 1 My workers are fine. Okay, all right.

Speaker 1 No. My projects have not stopped.
Oh,

Speaker 1 I'm good. Tall as heavy.
Tall ass.

Speaker 1 Any of that? I'm fine. Talk to my heavy.
Big ass. My cousin got a construction company.
That nigga said, nobody cares.

Speaker 1 He called me yesterday. He said, yo, nobody.
Tall of you.

Speaker 1 I'm away from you. And I tried to play a trick.
And you know how my car's all black? I tried to pull up where two guys were standing. Them niggas ran.

Speaker 1 So I said, JR, I didn't want to put the video up because I don't do that no more.

Speaker 1 Leave them people alone, man. I want to see.
I'm not stressed out and more.

Speaker 1 I said, J-R,

Speaker 1 record that shit. I'll show y'all.

Speaker 1 I pulled up my fan, opened the door. Them niggas was gone.

Speaker 1 That's wrong? Yes. Yes.

Speaker 1 I just wanted to see if the effect was real. You just thought they was going to talk to you? I wanted to talk to you.

Speaker 1 I had no plates neither. I said, Jay, I'll take this off.

Speaker 1 They run fast, too. Yo.
Okay. Sorry, man.

Speaker 1 Thank you.

Speaker 1 Thank you.

Speaker 1 Big ball.

Speaker 1 They run for the business. Good will, Chip.

Speaker 1 Relax, Will.

Speaker 1 This song was unironically played.

Speaker 1 This is not good times, right?

Speaker 1 Mike Shank, one, two, one, two. Mike Shape, one, two, one, two.

Speaker 1 Shout to wherever you might be listening from. Shout to the first and last time listeners.
Shout out to the hate listeners. Let's go.

Speaker 1 40 and up, 40 and up, 50 and up right now.

Speaker 1 It's our skate music. I should probably get busy to this shit.

Speaker 1 He gets crazy.

Speaker 1 Let's get together. How about a quarter to ten? Big Jersey, big jersey.
Shout out to the whole New York City. Let's all do it.
Connecticut, Boston.

Speaker 1 Bush will be busy. Yo, you went backwards just

Speaker 1 to go backwards. Girls, we'll be girls.
Used to drop down shit like this.

Speaker 1 Must put a hand

Speaker 1 to the stress and strife.

Speaker 1 Be more with us, deal away. What's good?

Speaker 1 Hold DMP. Good job.

Speaker 1 Always for the ladies, always for the ladies. Out.

Speaker 1 Got a great show lined up for y'all today, man.

Speaker 1 So happy to be here, so blessed to be here.

Speaker 1 All praise due to God.

Speaker 1 Shout out to the truck drivers out there, the teachers, the postal workers,

Speaker 1 all the longshoremen out there,

Speaker 1 all the nine-to-fivers, entrepreneurs, Uber drivers, taxi drivers.

Speaker 1 Everybody working retail was popping on.

Speaker 1 Hey.

Speaker 1 Everybody body thing, corporate bag. Shout out to the dope boys and the donkey girls.

Speaker 1 All the gang members, listen, salute, salute, salute, salute.

Speaker 1 All the scammers, what up, what up, what up?

Speaker 1 Everybody in the building.

Speaker 1 Hey.

Speaker 1 All the subgroups out there. Hey.

Speaker 1 Whatever it is.

Speaker 1 Shout out to all the bad bitches out there.

Speaker 1 Medium uglies, too. What's up, what up? What up, what up?

Speaker 1 Or my independent ladies make some noise.

Speaker 1 I ain't gonna lie, you're gonna kill a shit, yo.

Speaker 1 You kill a shit, bro.

Speaker 1 You gotta DJ. The live show, you gotta DJ first, nigga.
We gotta get to the live show, but yeah, I'll do it. I used to do it.
You gotta kill it.

Speaker 1 Nice, gloomy day in New York City. Hey!

Speaker 1 everybody out there, stuck in traffic right now. What up, what up, what up, what up?

Speaker 1 Let me show you all the ways I can show you. Shout out to the niggas out there that fuck the friend group.

Speaker 1 Hey.

Speaker 1 Shout out to the friend groups that fuck the nigga. Hey.

Speaker 1 Hey.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Hey. Big man, big man, big man.
Big man.

Speaker 1 Hey.

Speaker 1 My man Wills up in the building. Shout out to him.
Shout out to Wills.

Speaker 1 You see it out there willing, willing, willing.

Speaker 1 Look at this. Let's see how you're doing it, Wills.

Speaker 1 Wills look down, bro.

Speaker 1 Wills look down, bro. I really want you.
Do you want me more?

Speaker 1 Alright, we're getting to it, man. Shout out to everybody outside right now.

Speaker 1 Just in case it's a midnight drop. Shout out to the lit niggas out there.

Speaker 1 Everybody at the bar right now, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up?

Speaker 1 Whoa!

Speaker 1 What are you laughing at me?

Speaker 1 Wheels.

Speaker 1 I was watching that clip like last week and dying.

Speaker 1 That shit was so funny. That's big wheels right there.

Speaker 1 Microphone check, mic, mic, mic, mic.

Speaker 1 My mic sounds nice.

Speaker 1 Check one.

Speaker 1 Can we kick it?

Speaker 1 Yes, you can.

Speaker 1 We just here to kick it.

Speaker 1 We don't want no problems.

Speaker 1 Flip and Mel, Mel, Mel.

Speaker 1 790 what? Six.

Speaker 1 Shit creeping up.

Speaker 1 Welcome to episode 796 of the best podcast in the entire fucking world. That's right.
I'm the best host in this entire fucking universe. Jump off Joe Beezy, fully dressed, happy to be here.

Speaker 1 To my right, you know the vibes. legend, legend in the game, big M4 Melissa Ford in the building.
Hootie who next to her, Queens Flip, Queens get the money, Queens, what's good? What's vibing?

Speaker 1 What's the best? Next to him, Big Wills, King Wahwah.

Speaker 1 Big Wills. Big ish is in the building.

Speaker 1 Welcome back.

Speaker 1 Oh, thanks, buddy.

Speaker 1 Freeze is here. I ain't got top issue today.
Big Freeze. Elizabeth Finest is in the building.
Yo, yo, yo. Elmira's finest.
Parks is in the building. Poe is in the building.
Corey's in the building.

Speaker 1 Keeb and Ian are here. Erickson is here.
Tanner and Savona are here by remote. Last but certainly not least, each and every one of you guys is here with us.
What up, what up, what up? Hey, Philip.

Speaker 1 How's everybody feeling? Who powers this episode? Oh, yeah. Oh, Nancy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, who's brought to you by, fueled by, powered by, Prize Picks. Prize Picks Gang.

Speaker 1 Important to get that out while a lot of podcasts are struggling to find funding.

Speaker 1 Very important to just get that off while some other podcasters may be cutting budgets. Oh, is that shit? Struggling.
No. Oh, okay.
No.

Speaker 1 Every time I try to diss podcasters as a whole, y'all always attribute it to just one or two. Oh, maybe it was.
I don't know. No, no, no.
It's fully automatic. Got it.
Spray the whole shit up.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? Good luck to all y'all out there.

Speaker 1 What's up with y'all? Good. It's good.
How was y'all? What's up with y'all? Good. Good, good.
How's your week?

Speaker 1 Everybody.

Speaker 1 Great? Good, busy. Studio.
Sick. Regular shit.
Yeah, working, man. Preparing.
In the crib. Oh, yeah, you got your shit coming up, right? Yeah, shit.
Tomorrow, so I'm preparing for that.

Speaker 1 I've been okay. What's tomorrow? The room.
Tell them over there.

Speaker 1 I will. Tell them over there.
No, we did that, man.

Speaker 1 That's it. That was nasty.
You could have done it better than that.

Speaker 1 That was important. That was nasty.
There you go again. I apologize.
You could have said, yo, guys, we'll talk about it later.

Speaker 1 Later, we'll tell you. Later, we'll tell you.
There we go. But I ain't doing shit.
I'm an house, in the house all week, watching TV, eating shit.

Speaker 1 You've been in the house lately a lot. This feels good.
It feels feels good. I'm not going to hold it.
How's your sleeping patterns? Great. How's your smell?

Speaker 1 Have you been smelling things that you know?

Speaker 1 Have your nose holes open up to different smells? Nobody's. Nose holes? Nobody's pregnant.
I knew that's what he was left out though, bro.

Speaker 1 You got an up there. Nobody's pregnant.
Twin D's, nigga.

Speaker 1 Hey, my baby mom said she won't come on the pod.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 what? Did you say yes or look at Corey? No, I got to check with y'all to see if y'all baby moms is coming. Nothing to do with us.

Speaker 1 What that got to do with us? One baby mom. This nigga is crazy.
That ain't got nothing to do with us. Everybody got a BM.
Bring her up. That has nothing to do with us.
Bring her through.

Speaker 1 Handle your business. Gang, gang, game.

Speaker 1 Niggas be so shook.

Speaker 1 That ain't got nothing to do with us.

Speaker 1 Handle your business, King.

Speaker 1 They'll play it off. Yeah, no, I've been in the Al's getting good sleep.
I told you, first quarter of the year, I'm feeling out 25 and

Speaker 1 it looks away. So I'm chilling.
It looks crazy outside. I don't want to do too much.
Now that I think about this, trip club's been kind of empty. Well,

Speaker 1 ideal. So, you know,

Speaker 1 it's great for me.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Same reason what we just talked about 20 minutes ago.
Same reason Home Depot empty. Yeah.
Nah, but they.

Speaker 1 What? You just got back. You got to talk to them.
Different call.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's

Speaker 1 funny.

Speaker 1 Not really.

Speaker 1 It's the same caulk.

Speaker 1 That That was the same call. But no, they think it's different.

Speaker 1 They think they're only looking for South Americans. They don't think that they're necessarily looking for them, especially in New York.
It's facts. Now they're running it everywhere, nigga.

Speaker 1 They got niggas running at the show. It's crazy.
They're going to click, yo.

Speaker 1 It's going to be a bunch of skinny white motherfuckers on Starlitz.

Speaker 1 Coming to the buildings. Well, come to the stage, Rebecca.

Speaker 1 Look at Becky with Saddam Carl

Speaker 1 and Trinity. Trinity.

Speaker 1 Saturday.

Speaker 1 Sapphire.

Speaker 1 I will throw tomatoes at you too.

Speaker 1 Yo, you're going to be ranking fucking sapphires. Yo, Trinity.
Flash dancers. Always a Trinity.
Might be some Pogs there, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Might be.

Speaker 1 What's a Pog again? Fat Ass White Earl? That's right. Hey.

Speaker 1 How's it going?

Speaker 1 Hey. You a Pog.
Shut up.

Speaker 1 What's up with your week, man? What you did?

Speaker 2 You know, just had some meetings and stuff.

Speaker 1 After the episode, you took meetings. I want to take all my meetings.
After the episode, last episode, you took your meetings, though.

Speaker 2 They were already scheduled.

Speaker 1 Okay, how did the meetings go?

Speaker 2 Fabulous.

Speaker 2 I am very well prepared for season two.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay. Got you.
Mm-hmm. Got you.
Hot and bothered. Sponsorship this time? Yeah.

Speaker 1 There we go.

Speaker 1 Let's go. We got it.
Backed him down. Backed him down.

Speaker 1 Big mouth. Backed him down with the ease.
That's a shot at you, nigga. I'm good.
I'm down, huh? Nigga, you fucked up last. You fucked up last episode, nigga.
Now the sponsors are coming out, nigga.

Speaker 1 Thank you.

Speaker 1 Nigga, we out of here, man.

Speaker 1 I didn't bother with Flint.

Speaker 1 He's such a mess. He definitely bothers me.

Speaker 1 He's bothered. He's definitely bothered.

Speaker 1 She's hot.

Speaker 1 Multiple double a dundra. He's funny.
All right, what's going on? It's man serious shit in the world for us to talk about.

Speaker 1 I'm silly and immature, so I prefer not to start with anything serious. Cue up the half of the audience that says, Oh, Joe's so immature.
He doesn't want to talk about anything serious.

Speaker 1 Yep, you're right. Now

Speaker 1 you got me.

Speaker 1 It's a weekend, goddammit. Oh, man.

Speaker 1 That's a segue if you want to go there. Hey,

Speaker 1 I see what you did.

Speaker 1 I see what you did. We do have new weekend music.
We got an album. Hurry up.

Speaker 1 I stayed up for a while. What's the name of this shit? Hurry up tomorrow.
Hurry up

Speaker 1 tomorrow. Which closes out the trilogy.
Huh? How? This is the third album of the trilogy. It was the

Speaker 1 After Hours, Dawn FM, and now this. And he's killing off the weekend character as a whole.
You know, he does all this extra shit with his name. I didn't get none of that from.

Speaker 1 So then, what is he supposed to do?

Speaker 2 What's he going to become after that?

Speaker 1 I don't know if he's going to go by Thursday. A weekday.
A week. Yeah.
I don't know. A week.
Thursday.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 2 That's interesting.

Speaker 2 We're going to speak.

Speaker 1 Weirdos. weirdos.
Let's get right to it. Let's get right to the proceedings.
You heard my guy say

Speaker 1 track one. Talk to him, Buck Dean.
Wake me up.

Speaker 1 Off of Hurry Up Tomorrow. Love that title.

Speaker 1 He's the only one I'll accept these Michael Jackson flips from. I'll tell you that much.

Speaker 1 Who else? Chris? Chris? Yeah.

Speaker 1 When is Chris gonna do that? Michael Jackson flips? He's done them.

Speaker 1 What flip?

Speaker 1 He did PYT Flip. He did

Speaker 1 Want to Rock With You. No, you gotta shut up, man.
I'm done with you.

Speaker 1 Ice gonna know.

Speaker 1 Ice gonna let you know. Yo, he knows, son.

Speaker 2 He's an encyclopedia.

Speaker 1 Look at his baby picture.

Speaker 1 From then, we can say that nigga

Speaker 1 was just storing information

Speaker 1 from four years old. Ultratron, nigga.
Ultratron.

Speaker 1 Hey,

Speaker 1 let's go.

Speaker 1 Let it ride, let it rock.

Speaker 1 Yeah, give me. This is this part at least is not Michael Jackson.
This is

Speaker 1 Godfather Part 3, same shit. George O.
Mortar, Scarface soundtrack.

Speaker 1 I hear that now. I meant when a beat drop.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Hey,

Speaker 1 look at us on our music nerd shit. School them, school them.

Speaker 1 That godfather shit gonna always work.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 oh,

Speaker 1 my check.

Speaker 1 I was on a night. Wait a minute.

Speaker 1 You was?

Speaker 1 Hey.

Speaker 1 I said, hold on. I gotta stay up a little bit.

Speaker 1 That's not a sample works. That's a replay.
Okay.

Speaker 1 I went to bed early, so I woke up at around 2 a.m. and caught this.
This shit was like a cup of coffee. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Hey.

Speaker 1 Hey.

Speaker 1 Let's go, let's go. Let's work.
Let's work. Hey.

Speaker 1 Where'd the West Star get a load of this one? Bend your elbow.

Speaker 1 Bend your elbow. Hey.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he let Bruno and Mars know. Yeah, Bruno what?

Speaker 1 Bruno who.

Speaker 1 Bruno could never keep bleeding.

Speaker 1 Don't need him.

Speaker 1 They went absolutely crazy. Dog.

Speaker 1 putting Mike Dean and Justice in a room. It should be illegal.

Speaker 1 This shit made me want to go buy some new headphones.

Speaker 1 I need to hear this on something different. Yeah, I need to hear this in the car.
I'm not going to lie. But I had it in Biggs in the studio.

Speaker 1 Everyone that heard the album, everyone that heard the album, tell me what you think, initial thoughts. I know it's early.
This just came out a few hours ago.

Speaker 1 I'm not holding you to a real deep dive, but I got one listen i started last night and listened to the first 13 i ended up with the pharrell and um playboy cardi record and then listened to the second half this morning the first half to me is absolutely incredible it's a synth masterpiece for my synth nerds out there mike dean went absolutely crazy mike dean and metro woman also should just produce everything Because the records they did together on this and on Futures last couple albums are fucking incredible.

Speaker 1 And some of the Kanye shit.

Speaker 1 I love this shit. The second half to me, I don't know.
It kind of dragged, but I I also listened to it in the morning. It's not the same.
I listened to the first half on Edibles at midnight.

Speaker 1 That's the hit shit. It's perfect.
Yeah, it's a little different than driving in the morning. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 But I love it. This is the first weekend project I loved on First Listen since that EP he dropped, however long ago.
My Dear Melancholy? Yeah, I think that's what it was.

Speaker 1 My first, from track one,

Speaker 1 I was like, this sounds dark. For sure.
And I love Dark Weekend. Yeah.
Like, it still had that 80s

Speaker 1 synth sound. That's what we just heard.
Yeah. Yeah.
But it wasn't poppy. Facts.
So I was like, oh, yeah, I'm locked in already. I'm good.
I didn't get as far as you did because it was late. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Kids and all that shit. But

Speaker 1 yeah, I just took away that, okay. If we want some dark sounding shit that is super synth up, you got me.
And I like, I liked Weekend's development in terms of melody writing.

Speaker 1 They seemed a lot more interesting. And I don't know if that's a result of being in the studio with Mike Dean, who's a fucking super musical fucking.

Speaker 1 He's creating all these melodies on the keyboard, so maybe they were bouncing off each other. But for a while, I feel like we can gotten into a flow that was like that rap

Speaker 1 RB flow where you're just doing a simple ass melody, repetitive, super repetitive. And this is not that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm looking at it.

Speaker 1 I enjoyed the first half of this project,

Speaker 1 but to me, it took off at track nine. Nah, when that future Travis Scott and the ones right around that,

Speaker 1 track nine was was reflections laughing. I played with it, did it at it?

Speaker 1 Like we've already said, the production on this shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's the Travis record.

Speaker 1 This one? Yeah, crazy.

Speaker 1 Do we still love the trend of them not listing features on projects? I hate it. I appreciated when Elliot uploaded the track list with the features.
I hate that shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, let me know who's on the fucking song. Yeah.
Even though I'm going to take them off and on the title but i want to see yeah that's all the credits are easy enough to read on apple

Speaker 1 so or spotify a lot of the places the credits are easy to read so i think you have to title it's a little different you can just go in and look right

Speaker 1 reflections laughing track nine me is stupid

Speaker 1 Yeah, I gotta go out tonight.

Speaker 1 This sounds like Old Weekend. You gotta hear it outside.
This is a road trip album for me. This sounds like Old Weekend.

Speaker 1 House of Balloons-ish.

Speaker 1 Let's not get crazy.

Speaker 1 No, I'm just... Let's not get crazy.

Speaker 1 Let's not get too crazy now.

Speaker 1 I see what you're saying. The darkness of it is

Speaker 1 reminiscent of it. That's what I'm saying.
The first. Yeah, there was a little

Speaker 1 two-album phase where he was just a little too popped out. Yeah, for sure.
It was too much. There's a couple records.
I'm a Starboy era when he was a song. Yeah.
I'm a motherfucking Starboy.

Speaker 1 You know, I like some of the joints on you. Yeah, some of the songs is cool, but overall, too.
yeah, he back in his dark bag.

Speaker 1 Don't you let me go

Speaker 1 if you let me drown.

Speaker 1 Oh my lord. Die in your arms today.

Speaker 1 Die in your arms.

Speaker 1 God damn, this is crazy. If they take my promise.

Speaker 1 This music is just

Speaker 1 this production, mixing, mastering, it just sounds expensive, very,

Speaker 1 very. But it sounds good.
Absolutely. I'm trying to find this.
Luxurious. That's it.
That's what it sounds like. This is crazy, too.

Speaker 1 This is 10, I'm telling you. From 9, he absolutely took over.

Speaker 1 Feels like you're a part of me.

Speaker 1 God damn. They can never tear us while we symbolic.

Speaker 1 No matter what. Future went crazy too.

Speaker 1 Future went crazy too.

Speaker 1 We got sick and RB future. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That beat is stupid. Yeah.

Speaker 1 This is definitely it's fire, man. Jump on the road.
It's fire. I ain't gonna sit here and bleed y'all to death.
I'm looking for a certain song. Where the fuck is that song? Is this the song?

Speaker 1 Let me see.

Speaker 1 Oh my god, nah, nah, nah. Cock this back.
Cock that back. Cock that back.

Speaker 1 That's the one just when you thought you, just when you thought you had a peg.

Speaker 1 Shiny. Ooh, nah, this is an issue.

Speaker 1 West Side Highway, late night.

Speaker 1 You love a beamer. Or G-Wagon.

Speaker 1 Second date.

Speaker 1 You already gave her 95 hours on the phone.

Speaker 1 You already talked to Eo if she know everything about you. Now you're just taking a little ride right quick on a late night.
To the mailbox, to the hoodie store. Let's go.

Speaker 1 Oh my god.

Speaker 1 He is fucking. Do we have production credits on this shit yet? We almost saw Mike Dean and weekend.

Speaker 1 Justice is on there a couple times. I wish I was still doing music so I could pay Mike Dean to sit next to me while I I do music.

Speaker 1 Let him go, let him go, let him go.

Speaker 1 Let him go, let him go.

Speaker 1 Trying to clean up my plaza.

Speaker 1 And they think I don't. I know, I know, I know.
I know.

Speaker 1 And they try to fucking kill me, spreading misinformation, trying to pay me a villain. I got enough of

Speaker 1 men to skin this life and pay. Let me not forget Betro.

Speaker 1 Betro did a bunch of

Speaker 1 people.

Speaker 1 What I'm saying, baby, now you're dissurring my enemies and pushing rage. And I swear I'm gonna do it.
I know.

Speaker 1 He's showing out. Yeah.
He's showing out. That's how you close out, man.
As great as the first half was, nine on down, I think

Speaker 1 he went some wealth. That's more my bag in terms of tempo and flow and just vibe.
Just vibe, man. Go weekend.
Go weekend. Friend of the show.

Speaker 1 Probably the only friend of the show that hadn't done the show.

Speaker 1 But I mean, he ain't done y'all shows neither, so I ain't complaining.

Speaker 1 He ain't really sit with nobody. Yeah, he don't do no show.
They got another fucking weekend.

Speaker 1 Why, why am I sitting with you niggas? And talking. And yeah, no, no, I don't talk to y'all.
I love that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I love it from the guys that could do it. And he can do it.
That's that megastar shit, bro. I pop out.
Once you're at a certain level, announce his tour. He's a motherfucking star boy.

Speaker 1 Him and Playboy Cardi, right? Yeah. Stadium tour.
Stadium tour.

Speaker 1 Pretty big deal. Yeah.
Yeah. Since I was legit, I've been legit.

Speaker 1 I hate all you fans that are stalking people's tours to see if they sold out and how many seats they sold i think y'all are annoying it's weird and that and it's stupid because i don't i really don't think y'all know how big a stadium is yeah like you expect somebody to announce a tour today and the stadium tour sell out in a week but they're already clocking his shit well they were clocking kendrick and scissors from the moment it dropped yeah and they're doing it with drake in australia they just do it now uh like now it's look how many seats are available and and they pull up the the ticket master shit that show you it's dark blue which means there's there's a lot of seats in the section.

Speaker 1 Got it. Oh, we're X amount of months away from it, and it's still seats available.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Shut up. Man, they're so annoying.
I hate these new fans. I can't stand them.
That's why I'm listening to country music now, man. Shibizo.
I hit a hunch on up, man.

Speaker 1 Shibizo.

Speaker 1 Shibuzi.

Speaker 1 Shibuzi.

Speaker 1 He gonna check you.

Speaker 1 He told us hell I don't want to smoke. That's my man.

Speaker 1 Say his name. Shut him up.
Yeah, clean it up.

Speaker 1 I thought I did on the previous bar, but in case he... You did a couple times.
Here's this one and not that one. Let me clean it up again.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. The weekend.
Great job. Great job.
I'm going to continue to spend this over the weekend, see what it sounds like, see what it's giving, see what the vibe is.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm doubling the dose tonight. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Change it up to light and put on the nice lights. Yeah, I mean

Speaker 1 red light, blue light.

Speaker 1 Maybe both. Get a little purplish, you know what I mean? Some AG and BO.

Speaker 1 You're going to go get the AG on them. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Slippery things up a little bit. We'll get to it later.

Speaker 1 We're unpacking. Pause.
We're unpacking that AG and B.O. that was introduced in episode five of that puff dog.

Speaker 1 I feel like we're going to have to re-put the tag at the beginning before we get to that section.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Might have to.

Speaker 1 Wild King Knight.

Speaker 1 That shit is way better than Freakoffs. Oh, man.
It is. Are we here now? I mean, no.
You sure are. We can't be.
All right.

Speaker 1 ESTG. Yeah, come on.
ESTG. Oh, yeah, yeah.
ESTG

Speaker 1 dropped his album, I Ain't Feeling You.

Speaker 1 My first listen, it's short, 12 songs, 30, 33 minutes.

Speaker 1 It's even shorter than that once you roll the window down.

Speaker 1 It took me a minute to find something that I'm talking about. And if you got power windows,

Speaker 1 all you got to do is

Speaker 1 automatic.

Speaker 1 Nah, get the bad. I ain't saying nothing.

Speaker 1 I'm muting up so ice could give me. I was really listening.
There's a whole generation of people that will not get that reference at all. That's a shit.
That's a shit.

Speaker 1 I know what you were talking about.

Speaker 1 That's a CD joke. That is true.
Because what do you do now when there's nothing to do? Delete it. Yeah, but that's the same effect.

Speaker 1 No, what they do now is they make what they've been doing for a while. They make the meme of like somebody slam dunking and shit into the trash can.
That's it. That they made the internet version.

Speaker 1 It's not the same.

Speaker 1 Frisbee and the CD shit. Frisbee and somebody's shit.
Frisbee and the weed play.

Speaker 1 Or making a coaster. Yeah, Frisbee and the Weed Blade.
We won. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But go ahead.

Speaker 1 Y'all know I've been waiting for this album for a minute. And my first listen, it was too polished.

Speaker 1 And I know that sounds like a crazy critique to have, but when you have somebody that makes gritty street music, this shit just sounded too clean.

Speaker 1 I'm listening to songs. I'm like, all right.

Speaker 1 It's just not hitting the same as his earlier music has been.

Speaker 1 It wasn't until I got to about track five maybe where I'm like, okay, now we back. Now, do you think that's like a sonic thing or like content-wise? It's a combination of both.

Speaker 1 It's a few things. Yeah.

Speaker 1 When I played the first track off the shit, and this is just off the sample, I did not purchase it.

Speaker 1 His voice was different.

Speaker 1 His voice don't even sound like it sounded when he was on his run. Like it sound like fucking sick-ish.

Speaker 1 It sounds like that telephone, like he's rapping through a telephone, like the prison raps when a nigga's.

Speaker 1 Yes, that's that's what it's been sounding, but that's been a thing for a minute now with him.

Speaker 1 Why? Yeah, I can play Joe. I don't know.
I do not know the reason behind it, but you, there was been a moment where you could hear this, the change in his voice,

Speaker 1 and it almost sounded like he's

Speaker 1 before this album. It was sounded like he was mumbling through a phone.

Speaker 1 Oh, it's a gangster girl?

Speaker 1 No, this is just track one, drums on it.

Speaker 1 Blowing money, but I wasn't with Big Meek. I'm with Reek.
We had 50 on us a piece, but but corn fronts, then you beat. Come just hit me next week.
You say spa, I got a seat.

Speaker 1 I can't.

Speaker 1 I can't wait.

Speaker 1 I can't wait to see that. That would get a couple out of you.
It might get a couple dollars out of me.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 by the time I got to about five or so, as soon as I heard that, forever rolling,

Speaker 1 we were back. Okay.

Speaker 1 So I don't know if it's maybe him trying to expand his sound, him trying to...

Speaker 1 I can't pinpoint it. It just didn't really do it for me.
Interesting. It didn't do it for me.
It didn't do it for me. Now, there are a few flips that he did that I was like, okay, great.

Speaker 1 I love this flip.

Speaker 1 The Dufflebag Boy flip, which I believe I played Life of Sleeper when it first dropped.

Speaker 1 That one was cool.

Speaker 1 I don't know, man. I'm just, I immediately cut this off.
Expectations might have been too high?

Speaker 1 No, because I didn't like his previous projects.

Speaker 1 I ran right back to Bigger Than Life or Death. And I don't like when I do that.
When I listen to your album, and it leaves me feeling so underwhelmed that it's like, you know what?

Speaker 1 Let me just go back to

Speaker 1 what did it for me.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 1 So I.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I feel like he should have been more aware of the fizzle out

Speaker 1 or the wind down

Speaker 1 to

Speaker 1 do this.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know what you're saying. I feel like

Speaker 1 something's missing. This is something you just drop when you all the way on fire, don't have a care in the world, and just want to give your fans something to hold them over until my real shit comes.

Speaker 1 This don't sound like the real shit. The shit you've been working on for years.

Speaker 1 It might be.

Speaker 1 It might not be the real shit, but

Speaker 1 do you have the luxury to play like that right now?

Speaker 2 How long in between the two projects was there? Like this album and the last album?

Speaker 1 I have to check, but it's been a minute since we got a project from him.

Speaker 1 Maybe.

Speaker 1 Maybe. When were you satisfied with his music? How long ago, Joe? Like, what was the last project that you said your ESTG got

Speaker 1 some heat?

Speaker 1 A few years ago. Two years, two years, two years.
Two years ago, got it. When I came on the pod and said, oh my God, what are y'all gonna do with this boy for the next 10 years? I get hyped too fast.

Speaker 1 I get hyped too fast. Somebody come out the gate smoking for a few years, I automatically pin them the king for the next 10.
I gotta stop. I gotta stop doing that.
This shit is too fickle.

Speaker 1 Fans will love you one minute, hate you the next minute. It's too many variables.
I gotta stop.

Speaker 1 It's unfair to a lot of artists because, as fans,

Speaker 1 one hand, we'll say we want you to you know

Speaker 1 expand your sound grow etc right

Speaker 1 and then when you take that or experiment something and it don't work people will start complaining that we because we want your old

Speaker 1 so it's like you damn near got to be perfect like you just even if you put two or three new ones in yeah you don't gotta give them in yeah you gotta give them two yeah and if they hit then they hit you it worked you can now expound on that but if it don't hit then you can shy away from it Especially in this era where you can just do singles and digital releases and shit You could test shit out see if that works.

Speaker 1 Okay, people ain't really rocking with this. Let me just give them some ESTG share whoever we're using as an example.
Anybody. Yeah, let me get my wheelhouse and do that.

Speaker 1 I don't think you need to play the game anymore where you just drop an experimental album.

Speaker 1 No, no, no, continue.

Speaker 1 Not even experimental. It's just like

Speaker 1 experimental is the wrong word, but expanding. Yes.
Yes. That's what it is.
It's like, because on one hand, I do want my artists to expand.

Speaker 1 I don't want you to stay the same person over and over and over and over. And then we have artists that stay the same person over and over and over, and we love them.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So exactly. So it's like, it's really unfair to them.
Because you like, if you're an artist, it's like, all right, how do I do this? Do y'all want me to fucking

Speaker 1 Keep making the same song over and over and over and over? You're gonna kill me for it unless it's all hits But that's where your real artistry comes in. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Because you're not making albums for the people necessarily. You're making albums for what makes you feel good.
Well, there's a lot of people that are not really artists. That's true.
That's true.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying. That's the truth.

Speaker 1 Is Drake the only one that could switch it up and be successful? Kanye West. Kanye West, of course, but I mean, to have the longevity.
Kanye West has been doing it for 20 years. Shit, the weekend.

Speaker 1 The weekend.

Speaker 1 People do it. It's just sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't work.
I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 Wouldn't Kanye be more on the production level of Switch? That's an artist. That sound.
Yeah, his whole. He went from basically rappity-rap shit to rappity-rapping in the 808s

Speaker 1 to techno shit with

Speaker 1 gospel shit. He has constantly evolved and changed his sound successfully.

Speaker 1 It's all right. We got it covered.
Don't do that again. Yo, what the fuck? So when they say Kanye West is a producer, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 I got to ask him. Don't do that, Joe.

Speaker 1 Is Hawaiian Punch from Hawaii? Hawaii? Yeah, I know. Is it? No.
Is it really Punch? For real, y'all.

Speaker 1 Damn,

Speaker 1 I never heard that. Is Hawaiian Punch really from Hawaii? That's funny.
Trying to make fun of his man's questions. That's awesome.
We've unpacked the flip questions while you've been gone. Yeah.

Speaker 1 We miss you, yo. Yeah, man.
We really did. Yo, normally when somebody take a week off the pod, they come in firing.
I think that they about to come back and

Speaker 1 go crazy. Well, come on, Wheels.
You've been popping for 30 minutes.

Speaker 1 I mean, even on the yo, how you been? How was your wheel? That is good.

Speaker 1 He's also smoking. The nigga's 70 years old getting COVID, nigga.
He just survived. He's happy to be here.

Speaker 1 He's happy to be alive. I've been working.
What else do you think I've been doing, Joe? Leave a bit of sleep. Listen, hold on.
Imani and him got COVID. Look at how Imani came in.
Like gothicky, nigga.

Speaker 1 Imani thought it was over. That's a little gothicky, too.

Speaker 1 These niggas is. You got to stop sharing the hookahs at 1020, 25.
Yeah, that was bad. Y'all niggas is crazy.
At least bring some little wipes.

Speaker 1 At least get some girls' mouths

Speaker 1 between y'all.

Speaker 1 Like, you pass it to a lady. Let her pass it to a lady.

Speaker 1 Let her maybe even pass it to a lady and let her pass it to E. You and E at the bar just,

Speaker 1 yo, you done?

Speaker 1 You want to finish with that? Yo, you hogging it.

Speaker 1 No shotgun on either, yo. You have fucking.

Speaker 1 You had the most pulls. Yo, come on, you had that thing forever, yo.
Let me get that. You hogging it.
Can I smoke with you? Niggas over there shotgun in the hookah. Can I smoke with you?

Speaker 1 Now, two hoses on the same hookah. That's what you should, dude.
Yes, you know, he shouldn't. Fam, get your own shit.
I get my own shit. That's really rich.

Speaker 1 Wifey held you down. She took care of you.
Because you were sick a long time. Meet your little soup.
That Portuguese Buckley might be different.

Speaker 1 That Portuguese Buckley's don't hit me.

Speaker 1 Portuguese Buckley.

Speaker 1 What's wrong with you? She get a nigga honey. She got a nigga soup.
Honey and garlic. Switch noodle Simp, beet, and beet juice.

Speaker 1 Not for real, ish. Like, boring the fucked up, right?

Speaker 1 For a couple days. The cough still ain't go away.
And all that. Can't even put Vicks on.
I said, come get your ass out of here.

Speaker 1 We can't even put no Vicks on our nose. They got the dogs.
They got the dogs. They got the Vicks.
Vicks dogs.

Speaker 1 It's not funny. That's horrible.

Speaker 1 What made you think about that? I smell Consocho. What's that shit they do? Yo,

Speaker 1 yo, yo, you can't say that, bro.

Speaker 1 Consolcio.

Speaker 1 Dog. That's good, though.

Speaker 1 Dog, me smelling it. Go get them, niggas.
That's fucked up, yo.

Speaker 1 Are we done with ESTG?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
ESTG, I'm a fan. I'd love to hear you back in your bag.
I just don't think this project was it for me.

Speaker 1 I will listen to it again. I'm not going to get what he got in there, but overall, it's just...

Speaker 1 I don't know what the focus is. And then I can't come from Weekend Project where you give me 19, 20 songs

Speaker 1 of heat, and then go to you, who's giving me 12, and it's like,

Speaker 1 see, that's my other thing. I think space warmer.
With short albums, when y'all start giving me 9, 10, 11, 12 joints,

Speaker 1 and they short songs, they got

Speaker 1 to be smokers. Like, I don't think it's room for me happening to be skipping records when you already gave me a short project at 30 minutes.
Yeah, like, I

Speaker 1 damn good. All right, your man is trying to sneak back out here with some music.
Hold on, hold on.

Speaker 1 Y'all don't pass me up. Oh, God.

Speaker 1 Jermann, Tommy Richmond.

Speaker 1 And they got the TikTok girls already dancing to the show. And they got the girls in the video.

Speaker 1 I'm trying to get it.

Speaker 1 Don't pull it out. Don't pull it out.
I'm so tired of

Speaker 1 Oh, the smell you freak.

Speaker 1 What you said?

Speaker 1 I said, don't pull it out. Mix your records.
Fuck.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that is terrible. That shit sounds horrible.

Speaker 1 Are you okay? That's what I was hearing. Yeah, it sounds like that sounds like it.
Soldier Boy and some

Speaker 1 snap rap from Atlanta. Like, mixed.
Mixed horribly. Horribly mixed.
Like, I did it.

Speaker 1 That probably was intentional. What you thought of that, Big Mal? Big M4?

Speaker 2 It sounded exactly like that other song. What's that?

Speaker 1 Soldier Boy, tell him. No, not.

Speaker 2 Well, I mean, that's the reason.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 It sounds bad. I'm good.

Speaker 2 I'm sorry. Like, it's just like he's just, he's just designated this as the formula because it proved to be winning for him.
For sure.

Speaker 1 And no one. Well, then he put out the album that sounded nothing like that and no one paid anything.
Nobody paid any dirt. Yeah, exactly.
He's like, let me go back to.

Speaker 1 Let me go back to what got me number one. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Grammy nominated. Let me go right back there.
You can't be mad at him. I'm not mad at the concept.
I just don't think that that sounded good.

Speaker 1 Wait, who can?

Speaker 1 We all could be mad at them. I'm figuratively speaking.
Well, I'm trying to let y'all go first because y'all

Speaker 1 make it. You can say it a little nicer.
Yeah, yeah. Y'all and y'all.

Speaker 1 It sounds like you're trying to manage such and such. And yeah, this song just didn't hit my music palette.
Y'all, get it off. Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 Now shit up. Y'all done?

Speaker 1 Hey, dog. Hey, dog.

Speaker 1 Hey, y'all, I kid you.

Speaker 1 Hey, dog.

Speaker 1 I hate to be the one to break it it to you. Very bad news.
Get this shit the fuck out of here and get you the fuck out of here. Don't try to sneak back in yet.
We not done being mad at you.

Speaker 1 If Daniel Caesar's still sitting down somewhere, nigga, you sit down too. Oh, man.

Speaker 1 And Daniel Caesar could say. And Daniel Caesar got more talent in his pinky than Tommy fucking Richmond.
I don't even like that name no more.

Speaker 1 I don't like nothing about Tommy Richmond. I think he should retire.

Speaker 1 I think that Tommy Richmond should stop, but he can't because some hedge fund nigga done signed him and keep dumping money into him. So we're going to

Speaker 1 we got to keep hearing the horrible version of the shit that worked for you because you can't come up with a new slap that don't sound like the old slap. Enough Tommy Richmond.
Was it an old slap?

Speaker 1 His old slap.

Speaker 1 Yeah, his old slap. Not saying it was old, but what's his old slap? The million dollar lady.
That shit wasn't no slap to me neither, nigga.

Speaker 1 That shit worked.

Speaker 1 That shit got a lot of airplay. That shit was cocky.
They programmed. They programmed.

Speaker 1 The chorus was cool.

Speaker 1 I'm in the same, so damn strong.

Speaker 1 I'm in the bitten bit. I just been a baby.

Speaker 1 Cause I'm a baby. Million-dollar baby.
That shit was a baby.

Speaker 1 That shit was ass.

Speaker 1 That shit was ass. I don't give a fuck if I heard it seven million times.
That shit was ass. Hey, hey, hey.
We don't need a world without hate. Sometimes hate

Speaker 1 appropriate. That's absolutely

Speaker 1 opinion. Ah, well, sometimes we.
Well, I hate it. And that's what I'm going to say.
He woke on a thin line. I hate to put the two black girls in the front of the city.

Speaker 1 Oh, don't stop saying he's misappropriating the code. Come on, stop.
Don't stop. But we've been saying that about him.
Don't go down that lane.

Speaker 1 Your nigga lives. Because he tweeted.
See, that's y'all niggas' problem. Y'all tweet too much.
True.

Speaker 1 Because more people would like this song if you didn't tweet, yo, keep me out of that black shit. True.
Yeah, yeah, you're right. This is white music I'm doing.

Speaker 1 Don't call it black again.

Speaker 1 It's like, oh, shit. That's not what he said.

Speaker 1 That's how you receive it. That's what he said.
That's how I was received.

Speaker 1 That's how you received it. That's what he said.
That's what he said. Black people always hear shit different from what somebody says.
He said, this ain't hip-hop. Hip-hop is black music.
Yes.

Speaker 1 But he didn't say that.

Speaker 1 So when you say, this ain't hip-hop, keep me out of that category, please. I don't want to find his tweet to hold him exactly.
I got you. But that's what he said.

Speaker 1 That's his way of saying what they be saying, which is, yo, I'm white doing this.

Speaker 1 Y'all are mislabeling me. Don't put me in a box.
Yeah, don't put me in a box. I do it broader than the niggers.
Oh. E-R-S.
Yeah, R-D-R.

Speaker 1 I'm rocking with you. Get it out of here.
Who's he signed to? That shit is ass. I want to prank call that nigga, too.
I don't feel like he should be off the hook. Whoever signed him should have...

Speaker 1 We need spam bots in his email.

Speaker 1 We need to do the old school shit they used to do, where you just spam the gay porn to your email. Iso supremacy.
I don't know who none of that shit is. ISO Supremacy.

Speaker 1 I don't even like the name of that.

Speaker 1 I don't like the name of that.

Speaker 1 You can't unsubscribe from that shit. Nah, they used to send the gay links to your email.

Speaker 1 Have shorty

Speaker 1 boy in your email. Championship.

Speaker 1 Nah, niggas. Yo, they used to send you with the hammer to your email.
Yo,

Speaker 1 going crazy in the nigga right there. Yeah, like, uh, how do you know you open that? Oh, that's Brent Fires Peoples.
On my email, what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 When you click the email, if you see it, it popped up.

Speaker 1 It was like you couldn't stop it. It was like a gift.
You couldn't close out. It was a gift automatically.
He's going to open them shits, my nigga. Yeah, he's signed to Brent Fires.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 I like Brent as a person. I like some of Brent's music.
And he has some songs that are palatable for me.

Speaker 1 But it does make sense that he is signed to him. He sounded like him.

Speaker 1 T. Parks could say that, because he's white.

Speaker 1 I can't say that. You know how much shit I'll be in if I say that?

Speaker 1 It's tough to sound worse than Brett Fires.

Speaker 1 Right on. Yes.
I like some of Brett Shit. My girl and her friends love Brett Shit now.
I don't know, Brett Shit. They just love that nigga.

Speaker 1 Hey, to the people that love his voice, I don't try to convince them otherwise. But to the people that know when a piano is out of key, it's out of key.
It's a little tuned.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's just

Speaker 1 how you get in trouble. But I love him as a person.
I love the businessman that he is. I love his team.
I love what he represents. So I try to just keep him off my,

Speaker 1 I mean, I ain't gonna kill him every time some shit come out. But it does make sense that Bum Richmond

Speaker 1 is signed to Brent.

Speaker 1 Brent robbed that nigga.

Speaker 1 Take it all. The pub,

Speaker 1 video budget, wardrobe budget. What you think happening?

Speaker 1 Take it all. What you think happening? I hope so.
Reparations.

Speaker 1 Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Million dollar baby.

Speaker 1 I'm kidding. A million dollars, man.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're like. It's a ticket off the pub.

Speaker 1 This nigga's like fucking cool in the gang, GEZ.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 Don't do G-Easy.

Speaker 1 Don't do G-Easy like that. I fuck with G-Easy.
I know. G-E-Z had slaps.
Those are slaps. That million-dollar baby shit.
G-E-Z got slaps. Yeah, that million-dollar baby shit wasn't no slap.
Never.

Speaker 1 That shit was cock-eyed from the rip. And go to the Granny's this weekend, boy.

Speaker 1 Don't sit home because they didn't nominate you.

Speaker 1 Take your new artist's ass up there

Speaker 1 in a suit, network,

Speaker 1 do the red carpet, all the interviews, get rushed off.

Speaker 1 Excuse me. Excuse me.
Hey, here we go.

Speaker 1 Come on. Come on.
Come on. Hey, I got Tommy Richmond.
Tommy Rich, man. Move, nigga.
Migos.

Speaker 1 Prove to be the carpenter.

Speaker 1 Move, nigga.

Speaker 1 Yo, you got to watch the publicists at the awards that's representing some of the bums, but they're good publicists, so they're trying to get their job. Yo, what up?

Speaker 1 I got fucking Aristotle right here, man. Come on, just give him a look.
All right, we talked for 10 seconds. Aristotle, where'd you get to start? Roger Migos.
Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Oh, Travis. Travis Scott.
Clear the carpet tailor's colour.

Speaker 1 It was funny last year at the Grammys at the Red Carpet shit or two years ago, whatever I went, watching people try to get in the photo shit. Like, they was fighting to get on that fucking

Speaker 1 seven repent. No, just it's a whole line of fucking people, but there's the main shit with the photographers.
And it was, boy, they was fighting to get in that motherfucker.

Speaker 1 If you know the music business, the shit that you see is so much more fun, like what Parks is talking about, right? Like, there is

Speaker 1 red carpet scheduling and there's elite parts of the red carpet scheduled. It is red carpet etiquette.
There's red carpet where the bum. The bum

Speaker 1 sits are. The shit might be fucking 50 feet long, right? And there's

Speaker 1 people everywhere, but then there's the spot with like the official fucking photographers and Ben Marshall and Rollo Stone and all them. So everyone is bottlenecking trying to get into this one spot.

Speaker 1 And the show's about to come on. So like, yo, yep, come on, hurry up, hurry up.

Speaker 1 In the burgundy part of the red carpet.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 know when you're a five o'clock red carpet artist, like you got it. They're bringing in the crates and they still rolling the carpet out.
And you showed up.

Speaker 1 Waiting for the carpet. Hey, man.
You be there before the carpet.

Speaker 1 You up there. You're going to help.
You up there talking to the source.

Speaker 1 Yo, grab that in. Grab that in.
Talking to the rap pages. Yo, we got rap pages right here, yo.

Speaker 1 This source. There's some shit happening.
Hey, hey. And I'm laughing because I identify with that.
For sure. I'm laughing because that used to be me.

Speaker 1 Oh, they give a fuck about me at the little red turf.

Speaker 1 But I used to come late. I ain't getting no five o'clock.
I'm getting 545.

Speaker 1 I'm giving a little 5.45 action. Yo, we got your button.

Speaker 1 Nigga, you hear click.

Speaker 1 Nigga, nigga, got a real phone. They got a camera phone.

Speaker 1 We got the cameras. They just got a little bit of a bad thing.
Yo, we got your button.

Speaker 1 Hell yeah. They got those squeeze more box cameras.
No, the photographers, you still posing. They done.
They putting their shit away.

Speaker 2 Getty had already left by that time

Speaker 1 Then it was like a three-year run where I was going to the carpet Against my fucking better judgment because I hated them carpets. I hated all that shit

Speaker 1 But I would get to the carpet and would be getting a little bit of action and those was the three years that Lady Gaga dressed up in some other shit

Speaker 1 and was coming early before her, before the stars were supposed to be in.

Speaker 1 What the fuck? She was coming in, a meatloaf? Whatever. She didn't.

Speaker 1 She was a steak.

Speaker 1 No matter. Man, they left me so fast.

Speaker 1 Because you could see her smelling. How long did she get out the car

Speaker 1 with a steak on her fucking head?

Speaker 1 You could smell it.

Speaker 1 Nigga, they ran to her car to talk. I'm sitting there.
Yeah, man. Slaughter shit coming in.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they didn't. The picture is just like a blurred.
Yeah. The picture because they were swinging the camera.
They fingering away because they're running. So you can see the camera moving.

Speaker 1 It's hilarious. And Joe, like this.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so you know, summer 2012, you know what I'm saying? We're going to be.

Speaker 1 I mean, they're not even nice about it neither, nigga. They'll just leave you right there.
Oh, yeah. They don't say, excuse me.
Because the same way. Mid conversation.
The same way it is.

Speaker 1 Artists that are real celebrities. Some of them paparazzi.
Yeah. Some of them photography.

Speaker 1 It's really Jean-Claude Wouvet.

Speaker 1 For sure. Yes.
For sure. He done took every hip-hop picture since 72.
Word.

Speaker 1 Oh, my Lord.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. Sharif in them.
Yeah, artists be thinking they hot. Hey, speaking of Sharif, nigga, hey, you better.

Speaker 1 I've been waiting for you.

Speaker 1 Come on. Talk to him.
Come on. Yeah, you got to fix it.
You got to fix it. Don't look at me.
We don't got to talk about it because that's your band. But you have to fix it.
What do I got to fix?

Speaker 1 You know when he acts, you got to say it, because he does this trick. No, I don't.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 your man losing his mind off the old work. You lost your mind off of old work before? Yeah.
Publicly? Yeah. I did.
You was much older than him?

Speaker 1 I'm there. I did.
You ain't helped me either, nigga.

Speaker 1 I did. You didn't help me.
I was a real friend. No, you wasn't.

Speaker 1 Yo, don't start, bro. You wouldn't have gotten the pool with us.
We public. You still in that shit.
We public. Yeah,

Speaker 1 you wouldn't have played Uno at the pool.

Speaker 1 Nigga, you admitted that you did.

Speaker 1 I'm joking. I'm talking to you right now.
But you still got to help him.

Speaker 1 I'm not saying. I can't help that.
You got to talk to him. You do.
I'm going to talk to him. No, you don't.
Just let him figure it out on his own.

Speaker 1 What's his old work hop on the gram and say, yo, he on my body? Oh,

Speaker 1 get something to do.

Speaker 1 Like, that's when you got to jump in.

Speaker 1 You disagree.

Speaker 1 Bro, I'm not sitting here making a conversation about my family's drama, but what I'm telling you is we all been through this situation. We all been through this situation before.

Speaker 1 That's why you talk to your youngins when they're going through it. Bro, it's nothing that nobody can tell you when you're going through that.
True.

Speaker 1 That's not true. I used to talk you off the business.

Speaker 1 Somebody can tell you, but you used to talk who off the list. She said, nigga, I used to tuck you in, nigga.
Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Yo, baby, give me some hot chocolate, please.

Speaker 1 Give me some uniform.

Speaker 1 Look, he's shooting at me for real.

Speaker 1 I used to get my man at, yo, yeah, she's at work. She's not even home, yo.
We ain't got to take this ride.

Speaker 1 Those conversations amongst men, when you're in that mode, nigga, it's difficult to have, but you feel so void. It'll be useless conversations.

Speaker 1 I know that at this age because when you're going through that, you're going to do what you're going to do.

Speaker 1 But it's not useless sometimes because in the moment, we're not receiving information, but later on, in retrospect, it clicked. It'll click.
Itch told me.

Speaker 1 I'll be more mad at you if you don't say anything to me when I see you.

Speaker 1 When I was going through that, nigga, you ain't even say shit. Especially if you know.
He was a dog. Hey, yo, dog, you know, I know.

Speaker 1 I didn't meet you.

Speaker 1 You suck with that tongue shit. I'm going to pop off on you.

Speaker 1 Come on, nigga. Yo, this guy's an idiot.
You can't have small talk in those situations. You get straight to it.
Yo, I see what you're going through. Hey, yo, hold your head up, yo.
That's it.

Speaker 1 You can't say nothing else other than that.

Speaker 1 You can't ask questions like, yo, what? No, it's not no advice. What led to this? There's no advice you could give.
Nah.

Speaker 1 This ain't the last one, my nigga. You got to.
I just think that's the only thing you got to talk about. Who do you think will give the best advice in a situation like that out of all of us?

Speaker 1 Would it be male? If we call, y'all, I'm going through yo, mail my wife. She's leaving me.

Speaker 1 What can I do, male? Tell me.

Speaker 2 I would probably be the one that listened the longest.

Speaker 1 You wouldn't give me no advice. I'd want to get all the facts.
I think Paul would say, well, I did tell you about them shit she was doing on the pod. So I'm gonna be mad at him.

Speaker 1 Joe, I don't know what Joe would say. He'd probably, if he started laughing at the phone, I'm beat time.
I'm going to his house. That's what he would.
Exactly. He'd just be laughing.

Speaker 1 He'd be like, what? Who would give the worst advice?

Speaker 1 Joe wouldn't start laughing. Joe wouldn't start laughing? Okay.
Bob, you're really going. No.
Oh, for real?

Speaker 1 Who do you think will get the worst

Speaker 1 worst advice in this room?

Speaker 1 Me. Corey.
Corey, for sure.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Corey. Corey, be like, nigga, sad about bitch.

Speaker 1 Your wife leaving you. Fuck out of here, nigga.
You a man. Who pay the bills, nigga? Where's she gonna go?

Speaker 1 You think she could buy some fly shit?

Speaker 1 Yeah, just shut down. She gonna come back.
It'd be Corey and Mel. Their romantic lives kind of marry each other.
Just too stuck. Not even a little bit.

Speaker 1 You think Mel would get bad advice you?

Speaker 1 yeah mel and i give i give great advice i give wonderful advice i'm very thoughtful in the advice that i give you that's not true i'm gonna try i'm gonna try your channel you try to rush off the phone mel never like when it's time for somebody never you we'll let you talk when it's time for somebody to talk you like oh hold on for a minute

Speaker 1 no

Speaker 1 okay yeah okay no that's not me you you give like ending conversation tips i'm gonna try one day okay so you're going through i think the shit i'd be going through is

Speaker 1 too complex for people.

Speaker 1 You don't be doing what regular shit. No, no, no.
No, but what Ian is going to be. You got to call in.
I hired help for me. Like, the niggas, you got to pay.
Joe, would Ian be a good ear to listen?

Speaker 2 Yeah, he's a good listener. Ian's a great ear to listen.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay. See?

Speaker 1 But he just listens, right? He don't get paid. He's like, hey, just listening quiet.

Speaker 2 No, he gives advice, too.

Speaker 1 That man married, girl. You got relationship advice?

Speaker 1 What advice are you going to give you?

Speaker 2 Why do you guys think that I'm asking for relationship advice? We're just talking about.

Speaker 1 We're talking about relationship advice. That's what we were talking about.

Speaker 2 Oh, I thought we were just talking about advice. No, no, no.

Speaker 1 We're talking about relationship advice. Okay.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Stop.

Speaker 1 Stop.

Speaker 2 I was just waiting. We were already beef.
I was giving you a motherfucking red plant.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 We did our beef. Okay.
We're back friends again.

Speaker 1 Relationship advice. On your side if they start with you.
Okay, good. Mark ain't here, so I'll be Mark today.

Speaker 1 Hey, yeah. Yeah, we did it.
He left me. What do I do? Hey, hey, man.

Speaker 1 When's Daisy?

Speaker 1 Did you got Daisy?

Speaker 1 Did he have any money?

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

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Speaker 1 I'm coming.

Speaker 1 You're not going to leave me outside. I'm a nigga that you don't leave outside.
Like, it's better to, like, you know when it says better to keep up than the, whatever that. Cheaper to keep up.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm one of them niggas. It's better to just keep up.
They they say that about people with vaginas it's better to just let you have a vagina if you leave me out until you get sensitive

Speaker 1 oh

Speaker 1 when you get sensitive

Speaker 1 to me to be high you are a sensitive dude but you my man but you my man who more sensitive you or me you okay

Speaker 1 is that a joke i can get out of my sensitivity your shit lasts i don't really get in it Your shit lasts from a distance.

Speaker 1 I get out of my shit like this. I don't really get in it.
I tell y'all how I feel in a few past aggressive jokes and keeping moving. Nah, this is what this nigga did.

Speaker 1 This is what this nigga did to your boy.

Speaker 1 Yo, do you think it's...

Speaker 1 This is what he said, yo. You think I shouldn't see a video of you being arrested? I said, cool.

Speaker 1 Do you think it's, he elaborates, do you think it's wise that people that love you,

Speaker 1 do you think it's wise that you're using your platform to promote this? You have to grow up. Now, this is not a private conversation.
He's saying it in front of people outside. So then now, my.

Speaker 1 It wasn't private when you you posted a video of you getting arrested of course joe but yeah i got you and i'm with it i'm just you posted a video on the world wide web yes uh the important word being world got it everybody that know we work together hit me that's it to say the same way with that sleepwalking shit i'm sure they was hitting y'all yes they hit me yo your man got arrested he all right he good i'm like nigga i don't know I don't know.

Speaker 1 So were you frustrated? And I feel like if you worked for MTV, you wouldn't post a video of you getting arrested.

Speaker 1 What's up with you, you and the JBN keep talking about this if you work for this comparing companies? It's the personality.

Speaker 1 Because I feel like I don't get treated like a company because I'm me and because I'm your friend. If you work for Viacom,

Speaker 1 iHeart, any of them, Amazon, any of them, they have words in there for niggas like you are. You are wrong.
Because when I was working with them, I posted a video before. Now,

Speaker 1 whatever, the repercussions is different, but I posted it. That's why you're here.
No, I'm here. Same way with Mark and free the land and the horses, whatever you say.

Speaker 1 So when Cam said you revive niggas, you leaning into that? I didn't hear him say that.

Speaker 1 When he was dissing me, I'm like, yo, Joe, salute to you, my nigga.

Speaker 1 You be saving niggas that's on a decline. That's what you believe in? Because that's what you're saying.
I cleaned y'all up. I said that already.
Who y'all are? These two.

Speaker 1 You ain't clean shit. These two specifically.
I said that. You ain't said that.

Speaker 1 Fix your voice, nigga. You sound like the grin.
That's bad.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's bad, nigga.

Speaker 1 You don't think that's bad?

Speaker 1 Look, he's about to die.

Speaker 1 You don't think that's bad to say to someone? Nothing. That's fucking terrible.
Thank you, Mel. Mel, can you elaborate how terrible that is? I'm open to being wrong.

Speaker 1 I didn't feel like that was a bad thing.

Speaker 1 Even if you felt like that internally, you're not supposed to. I cleaned y'all up and presented y'all to the world.
Look, he's on a rebrand. I took y'all off the street.
It's so

Speaker 1 good.

Speaker 2 I'm just getting wildly extensive. It's all those fucking things.

Speaker 1 But, you know, I digress.

Speaker 1 Hey, yo, hit his hoodie, nigga. Yo, dog.
Hit his shoes. You're saying yes, yo, stop.
That's what I did. You didn't do that, bro.
Nigga, you had this email over that charcuterie board.

Speaker 1 Nigga, it was bad. What?

Speaker 1 I said, I got you, girl.

Speaker 1 Don't worry about it, girl.

Speaker 2 I love revisionist history, too.

Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 But it's cool. You know, how many agencies was on Flip ass?

Speaker 1 The CIA, the FBI,

Speaker 1 the IRS, the Brooklyn Bloods.

Speaker 1 God motherfucker agencies

Speaker 1 You just say whatever you want to do. I'm not supposed to say that.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry. You can say whatever you want.
I'm sorry. I apologize.
But like Mel said, revision is history. I'm obnoxious.

Speaker 1 That's not the word. What's the next one? No, my mom told me I'm obnoxious.

Speaker 1 What's the next one? I'm obnoxious. What's the other one? I'm obnoxious.
Asshole? Disgusting. We've been through this.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 And niggas love. The thing about it is that it's like, oh, I can't.
We're in an abusive relationship because we love you.

Speaker 1 Rescue dogs. Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Oh, ish. ASPCA, nigga.

Speaker 1 Yo.

Speaker 1 What's that shit in North Shore?

Speaker 1 I got my dog there years ago. I know you're talking about.

Speaker 1 Long Island. Yo, the little 4M commercial shit.

Speaker 1 Y'all didn't see the Instagram reels with the white people that love rescue dogs and they do the before and after. This is Lil Jerry.

Speaker 1 He was malnourished. He was 60 pounds.
He couldn't eat. He was afraid of everything.
He was battered and bruised.

Speaker 1 And then they start showing you: one week, two weeks, three weeks. Hot job.
Jerry catching the fish.

Speaker 1 Improv, improv. The broom.

Speaker 1 I had to nurture these niggas back to their health.

Speaker 1 Nah, wow.

Speaker 1 Day in scene, huh? We back. Flip the network.
Hey, you paid IRS. We can flip the network again.

Speaker 1 Yep. All right, I'm sorry if I'm not supposed to say that.

Speaker 1 Then I'm sorry. If I'm not supposed to say it, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 Ish, me and Mel had a little beef while you was going

Speaker 1 on the last episode,

Speaker 1 which I'm stupid. I'd be looking forward to the next game, so I forget about the last game.
But Mel ain't forget, so she's on the Patreon with a tight jaw.

Speaker 1 So we fought over wasting people's time. It's part of the show, guys.
Oh, and speaking, and speaking of,

Speaker 1 speaking of,

Speaker 1 give me a bag, male.

Speaker 2 What I said

Speaker 1 still stands.

Speaker 2 I have never ever said those words to a guy. I came in here and expressed that to y'all, but to that person's face, I've never expressed that.
I've never said that.

Speaker 1 That's peaceful. That's peaceful.
That's ultra-belief.

Speaker 1 That's ultra-black.

Speaker 1 That's sonic peace. That's the biggest piece.

Speaker 1 That peace was the peace. That's peace corp.

Speaker 1 That's on gas. That's Red Cross.

Speaker 1 I believe you.

Speaker 2 That was in my craw.

Speaker 1 I believe you.

Speaker 2 That shit was just sitting in my craw, and I could not. I could not.

Speaker 1 I don't think you ever said that. Your craw? Craw.
Like, honestly. Yes.
That's not even in your drawing. You're crawling.
It just gullets. That's not even in your.
Oh.

Speaker 1 You wouldn't do that.

Speaker 1 Stop. I ain't going to lie, son.

Speaker 2 It was like food got stuck.

Speaker 1 They took the picture and posted it on the internet. Said, you know, when we take pictures outside,

Speaker 1 we could tell this is post. Shit, she's sitting there looking dumb as hell in the face.

Speaker 1 She called a temper tantrum. I didn't.
No, I'm not afraid of that. I know you're not motherfucking talking about temper tantrums.

Speaker 1 You gave me credit the other day. But that's why I'm bad at beefing with women, because they just get the extra shit.
Now she got a face in the picture, face on the picture. And look at Joe, Joe.

Speaker 1 Face in the room. I'm thinking, like, what? Joe leaning the other way.

Speaker 1 Trying to stand firm. Yeah, she's trying to not have her leg touched.
My girl, get your ass out of here. This shit is crazy.

Speaker 1 I stand in my opinion of it, but I never want to hurt my girl Mel's feelings. So I'm with you.
Thank you. I'm with you.
Fuck with Heisen.

Speaker 1 But I do think that it's your time.

Speaker 1 Like, it's yours. So, like, I can't waste it.
It's yours. It's like self-esteem.
That shit is in you. Like, it's your time.

Speaker 1 If I come to you and spin you around the block with mad lies, yeah, I'm not fucking my baby moms.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 I'm not trying to get married one day. Yeah, I ain't got no other bitches.
If I come to you with just gauntlet of lies, it's on your job. It's your job.
So hold on, shift through them. So, okay.

Speaker 2 I can't tell you how many times a guy will say to a woman, like,

Speaker 2 A. Yo, do whatever's happened to you in your past, don't bring your baggage over to me.
I did not do that.

Speaker 2 So don't make me, don't make me pay for another man's mistakes.

Speaker 2 That is the exact same thing.

Speaker 2 So if you are good, so if you're going to regard somebody with complete suspicion just based on past experiences that you've had, like, how do you move forward in a relationship?

Speaker 2 How do you develop any level of trust with this person? Like, how?

Speaker 2 You can't have it both ways. And that was.

Speaker 1 But you just included the other way. No,

Speaker 2 and that was the point of the conversation. And that was where Mark was coming from, too.

Speaker 1 Mark was wrong, too.

Speaker 2 No, he was not.

Speaker 1 You and Mark were wrong. Why do you, because you say so? No, but because you're emboldened by...
Because no matter what we say, it's still your time.

Speaker 1 No matter what we say, it's your time. Somebody sent me the argument.
I got you. What do you think, Ish?

Speaker 1 And listen, I couldn't have wasted my time because I planned to get somewhere with the lies I told you.

Speaker 1 And I got there. A lot of that.

Speaker 1 What I got with that. A lot of intentions.

Speaker 1 You could have started off and all of that stuff been the truth.

Speaker 1 And throughout that particular relationship, your feelings changed. Or that person wasn't...

Speaker 1 When you start a relationship with somebody, this could be where you really want to go. I really want to get married.
I want to really want to do all these things with you. Until we see her.

Speaker 1 Until I know that that's... Yeah, no, no.
Until I see how she keeps her car. Or just some.
Or until you and I don't necessarily get along at that clip that I thought that we would.

Speaker 1 So the way I felt three months ago, I don't necessarily feel that.

Speaker 2 So you don't feel like speaking out.

Speaker 1 Okay. Right.
So three months ago, I felt like this, and these were my intentions. I don't feel that way no more.
That don't mean I led you on with lies in the beginning.

Speaker 1 My feelings have changed. That don't mean that I started off on bullshit.

Speaker 2 That was not what we were talking about. Mark and I were making the specific point that there are motherfuckers that will literally just lie.
They will lie to get the goal.

Speaker 2 Exactly. Exactly.
And it's just like, that's foul. That is wasting somebody's time.

Speaker 2 It is when you intentionally lie for your own self-serving goals and you know what that person is looking for because they've been explicit in it, then that is wasting somebody's time.

Speaker 1 So when you're talking, at what point do you take it?

Speaker 1 You're not wrong. You're not wrong.
One at a time. Don't jump her.
Let me ask you a question. Don't jump Maladi.
We're just having a conversation. I think you're right.

Speaker 1 I think that is immoral for somebody to do that. But I also have heard you come in here twice, and I don't want to fight you.
I've also heard you come in here twice to say, yo, y'all stupid ass men.

Speaker 1 Y'all don't have no intuition. Women got all the intuition.
So to that, I say, where's the women's intuition to read the nigga that's lying?

Speaker 1 This nigga hit her with the.

Speaker 1 It's

Speaker 1 no, it's a false equivalent, and that's

Speaker 1 it is. It is.
It's like, it's literally a false equivalent.

Speaker 1 Stop it. I'm sorry.
Yo, don't. It's a 1v1.
What the fuck are you doing?

Speaker 1 Don't talk to me.

Speaker 1 The fucking do that, yo. I'm not beefing today.
What are you talking about? I'm on your side. I'm on your side.
Don't let them gas you too.

Speaker 1 I'm not letting them fucking gas me. Okay,

Speaker 1 they're doing this thing.

Speaker 1 They're doing this thing. Flippin' joke.
You are having an adult conversation. Flippin' Joe, shut the fuck up, flippin' joe.

Speaker 2 When I speak in general.

Speaker 1 He always best is there in summer school.

Speaker 2 When I speak in generalities, like women have intuition, I'm not making it up. Is there not something known as women's intuition? Yeah, but I think it's okay.
I'm not making it up.

Speaker 1 But I think it's a matter of what it is. But y'all conveniently forgetting that.

Speaker 2 It doesn't stop.

Speaker 1 Stop.

Speaker 2 Intuition does not mean you're psychic. Intuition does not mean that you can't have hope, that somebody is just being noble and being honest.

Speaker 2 Like, why would you go into something with complete and total suspicion of somebody? Why bother? You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 Because we're all. No, no, no, no, no.
Hold on one second here. Hold on.
No, no, hold on. Hold on one second.
Stupid Joe. Just because I have a question for you, man.
Hold on one second. Joe.

Speaker 2 You literally, I swear to God, I'm just going to speak from the perspective of being a woman.

Speaker 2 It's either you are completely jaded and fucking bitter and cynical because you let all of the experiences in the past taint the way that you see men, or

Speaker 2 you're hopeful that this is a new person and you're not going to, you know,

Speaker 2 take your experiences from the past and apply it to them.

Speaker 2 And you just hope that what they are telling you and the experiences experiences that you're having are genuine and you're actually building towards something.

Speaker 2 Like you can't have it both fucking ways.

Speaker 1 You just can't. I want to ask May another question.

Speaker 1 Do you think that by not taking accountability, not you, no, listen,

Speaker 1 by a person not taking accountability for being responsible for remaining in the situation,

Speaker 1 they allow themselves to, they treat it like it's just a band-aid. Meaning they don't allow the, they don't want to face the fact that it's my fault that I remain in this.

Speaker 1 So it's easy to say he wasted my time instead of look within and say, next time I'm going to move away easier. I'm going to look for certain signs.

Speaker 1 I feel like saying somebody wasted my time and not taking accountability that you allowed your time to be wasted is like a band-aid on a deep wound that you won't allow to heal. That's how I feel.

Speaker 1 Wait, hold up for a minute because we're jumping you now.

Speaker 1 Apparently, yeah.

Speaker 1 Because

Speaker 1 I spoke to that.

Speaker 1 I agree with where he's

Speaker 1 headed, right? Like, you Flip, like, you only presented those two options. I did it.
Let me talk.

Speaker 2 But no, because

Speaker 2 you're speaking on something that I made clear.

Speaker 1 I made clear. If you just listen to me, I'm just speaking about something you just said just now, two minutes ago.

Speaker 1 You said either we're A, jaded from our past experiences, or B, we're hopeful, yada, yada, yada. I think what Flip is saying is there are more options than just those two, right?

Speaker 1 Like when I'm in the strip club and 50 niggas in Peli Pelli jackets come in, I'm not jaded to say, hey, because of my experiences and because of where I'm from and what I've learned

Speaker 1 is going to jump you. No, my radar goes up.
No, no, because they all be lovable and great people, but our instincts go up. It's not I'm jaded.
It's, hey, I'm playing probability now.

Speaker 1 So I think there's more than just those two options of, hey, I'm jaded because there are those women and that's annoying to deal with for men versus the, I'm hopeful, I'm just glutton to it all.

Speaker 1 And no, that's, that's.

Speaker 1 Okay, hold on.

Speaker 2 Let's just be clear that jadedness and bitterness and cynicism is not just, it cannot just be related to the women experience.

Speaker 1 I have met way. Oh, I'm not saying that.
I've met a lot of niggas that are bitter and jaded and cynical.

Speaker 2 That's number one.

Speaker 2 And number two, when we had this conversation Tuesday, I definitely said there are experiences where people, not just women, men, they ignore the signs and that is their responsibility.

Speaker 2 You have to take responsibility. You have to take accountability.
You had plenty of red flags in your face and you chose to ignore them. That is where you cannot say your time was wasted.

Speaker 2 And I said that. There are some circumstances where you had all the signs and you chose to ignore them.
So now you can't be playing fucking victim. I said that.
There's some circumstances.

Speaker 2 I am speaking only to the circumstance where a woman approaches a situation or a person approaches a situation and she is and they are clear on their intent and that person just goes about consistently lying to reach their own self-serving goal.

Speaker 2 That is the only circumstance in which I am talking about where somebody has wasted the other person's time knowing what they wanted and they just had their their own self-serving goal.

Speaker 1 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, Mormonism.

Speaker 1 When they lie, right, are they playing a role? Because that means, are they playing a role? Do you not see the signs? That's what I'm asking.

Speaker 2 I can't answer why one person lies and another person lies.

Speaker 1 And wait, hold up. And

Speaker 1 yes, humans lie.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Right?

Speaker 1 That's a blanket statement. Humans lie.

Speaker 1 Is there not any counteraction that the person, in this case, the woman, puts forth? That's why I said, hey, did she fuck him? And you was taken aback when I said that.

Speaker 1 But there are counteractions you can take to try to see what someone's true intentions are or get as close to their true selves as possible.

Speaker 1 We're not just going to let the liar dictate the flow of shit.

Speaker 2 Okay, so here's the thing. I don't really like this.
And that's my finding.

Speaker 2 I really hate the weaponization of fucking sex in a situation like that.

Speaker 2 Just keep your pussy to yourself because there is many people that have literally met the fucking, their soulmate and fucked them the first night. We're not talking about them.

Speaker 1 No, but it is. We're not talking about them.

Speaker 2 But no, because it counters your fucking argument. It is a counter to your argument that sex is not a dictator as to whether or not a relationship is going to be successful.

Speaker 1 That's a mistake.

Speaker 2 It's not. That's a mistake.
It's not.

Speaker 2 And I know I'm not talking out of my ass here.

Speaker 1 I'm not the last one to be on the woman. And we're moving on.
I can't even really talk.

Speaker 1 When we acknowledge that, quote-unquote, men are lying. Fuck you, freaks.
Right?

Speaker 1 Because it's not a man. I'm glad that you fixed it and said it's not a man-woman thing, but we're going to use men for for this example.
When a man meets a woman, right, it's a physical attraction.

Speaker 1 They don't know you. They don't know how you think.
They don't know you're ambitious. They don't know you're smart.
They don't know you have an amazing sense of humor and you're a great parent.

Speaker 1 None of that. It's a physical attraction.
So he's thinking physically.

Speaker 2 So are we.

Speaker 1 Okay, cool. So are we.

Speaker 1 Mel, at least let me talk. Well, you've been running.
Ain't nobody cut you off. So, cool.
So when you fuck that dude in the first day or the first two days, he don't know you.

Speaker 1 So he's reached his pinnacle pinnacle in many instances right okay so now when you start saying guys guys guys for a lot of men not all men there are examples of niggas that have married a girl that they fuck the first day they met him but that's a rarity

Speaker 1 it's outlies to everything that's a rarity that's not the norm because most niggas once they you that first day they've reached their pinnacle and they moving on to somebody else that they have to you know what i'm saying so

Speaker 1 and i ain't saying nothing that i ain't used to do back in my day, the chicks wanted to fuck before I did. Of course they do.

Speaker 1 No, I'm holding my dick to myself so I can try to see what your true intentions are. You've done it.
I've seen it. You ain't lying.

Speaker 1 I've told Mel's. Mel.

Speaker 1 I've seen you before.

Speaker 1 I can attest to that. I've seen you do.

Speaker 1 So I'm not just saying women.

Speaker 1 People. My thing is, yo, dog, people.
If the lies get me the pussy, then why am I going to stop lying? That's all. Dog,

Speaker 1 we think that.

Speaker 2 I'm relating two different fucking people.

Speaker 1 We think that because relationships go south, that the person necessarily was lying. Sometimes they are lying, and sometimes they were not lying.

Speaker 2 I'm not talking about...

Speaker 1 That was only talking about the nigga that's been lying. How the person.

Speaker 2 And stop putting, and sexism.

Speaker 1 Stop all the other stuff.

Speaker 1 How do we differentiate the two?

Speaker 2 And your examples are always so extreme, like sex on the first date, sex two days later.

Speaker 1 I didn't say that. I'm saying how do we differentiate between

Speaker 1 the liar and the person that was different?

Speaker 2 Okay, so just to be clear, you missed Tuesday. So we had a whole lot on this subject that you just don't have.

Speaker 2 And so this is

Speaker 2 mine and his interaction is basically just carrying on from fucking Tuesday.

Speaker 1 And my argument is one sentence. It's your time.

Speaker 1 That was my argument. I don't have nothing else to say other than everybody is responsible for their time.
It's going to be liars. It's going to be scammers.
It's going to be con artists.

Speaker 1 It's going to be people that you thought you loved that made it seem away and it looked different on Earth. It's going to be mad shit.
Guess what? And men not the only people doing that.

Speaker 1 Because there's girls that be dating.

Speaker 2 Of course. I said, I literally.

Speaker 1 You just fixed it. I said that.

Speaker 2 No, but I was saying that on Tuesday as well. I know what that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 When my time gets wasted, I go in the room and say, damn, I fucked it up. Yes.
That's like what I liked. It doesn't matter what she did.
That's like what I told her on this.

Speaker 1 I know, but I know. I'm not talking about it.
It's your day to get lied to. My man told my other man, this is funny to my man, right? My man was mad at this girl one day.
That was three.

Speaker 1 That was three. And one second.

Speaker 1 I was in the car with two of my homeboys, and my man was mad that this girl stood him up. And he was like, dog, it's your day to get lied to.

Speaker 1 She might have lied to another nigga for you the other day. Today is your day to get lied to.
Yo, when you first meet somebody, people are dating multiple people.

Speaker 1 Niggas not just sitting on their hands waiting for one man or one woman to sweep them off their feet. So I might be dating three girls when I meet Mel.

Speaker 2 But nobody's talking. That's understandable.

Speaker 1 Bring us to a close. He's still finished.
You, right? No, he's still talking. I might.

Speaker 1 So I'm going to lie to Mel and say, yo, I had to go go do something with my sister when I really was going to fuck with the next chick. That's a lie.

Speaker 1 But I still might be looking for a quality relationship. I just want that one person to overwhelm me to leave these other three girls that I'm fucking alone.

Speaker 2 That's not the lies that we're talking about, though. In closing, that's all I'm going to say.
That's not the lies that we're not. We're talking.

Speaker 2 We're not talking about the infancy of getting to know somebody. We're not talking about the first few weeks, couple of months.
We're not talking about that because it's understandable.

Speaker 2 You really actually don't owe anybody anything at that time other than maybe just respect you know I'm saying but if you you don't have to tell them everything that's going on in your life because I'm probably not gonna tell you everything that's going on my life you have to earn that trust and you build upon that trust by Just examples, not words that come out of your mouth, but actually living, breathing examples and behavior.

Speaker 2 And you have, there's, at what point can you count on somebody? Can you develop that ability to count on somebody that their word is their bond, that they're not lying to you?

Speaker 2 Like, how is it that you formulate relationships if you can't even trust that that is the system that you build a relationship on? Like,

Speaker 2 that's what we were talking about. I'm not talking about the infancy of the fucking situation because we don't owe each other anything at that point.

Speaker 1 I don't think most relationships ever get to that point.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 Text each other. Okay.
I'm down now. Text each other.
Okay, okay, okay. We did it.
We did it.

Speaker 1 A little quick rubber game.

Speaker 1 Quick little rubber game. Rubber game.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like when it's 1-1, the tiebreaker. That's called the rubber game.

Speaker 2 I've never heard that before. Me either.
But okay.

Speaker 1 That's the Jersey City ship. No, you've never heard of rubber breaks?

Speaker 1 That's the sports thing. That's not a Jersey City thing.

Speaker 2 What sport?

Speaker 1 Ever sports. Any sport.

Speaker 1 Or game. Yeah.

Speaker 1 If we play, if two football teams played twice and they won one, the next game is a rubber match. Correct.

Speaker 2 I've never heard that. Never heard that.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's crazy. Bro, Brandon Jacobs should have told you.

Speaker 1 Reggie Benny won a bunch of matches. I had a tiebreaker.
I ain't in no no tiebreaker.

Speaker 2 We weren't talking about that shit.

Speaker 1 I know some souls.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 Different rubber matches. All right, we did it.
Next little rubber match.

Speaker 1 I ain't say nothing.

Speaker 1 All right, it's time for us to get to it.

Speaker 1 Prayers for those inside the bond and out.

Speaker 1 Light is in the air. Light is in the air.

Speaker 1 Rest in peace, Wendy.

Speaker 1 No matter what you're going through out there, stay strong.

Speaker 1 No matter how much money your podcast isn't making,

Speaker 1 just keep going.

Speaker 1 Keep striving.

Speaker 1 Make sure you fire who you need to fire.

Speaker 1 You can do it. Just stay strong.

Speaker 1 You get where you need to go.

Speaker 1 She was good, yo. She was the best.
Both of them. She was good.

Speaker 1 Whitney, yo. Start a music podcast.

Speaker 1 Yo. Start a music.

Speaker 1 Wendy Houston. No, we know.
She was better than good. She was good.
That's the joke. She was the best.

Speaker 1 She was good.

Speaker 1 That little lady had a slapper to it.

Speaker 1 She was all right.

Speaker 1 That Whitney? Yeah, I got a question for y'all. Yeah, it was a statement of yo.
Five question. Whitney Houston.
She's pretty good, right?

Speaker 1 I was a sister Whitney Houston the other day.

Speaker 1 She was pretty good, right? Yeah, one of my my OGs called me. He's playing some Whitney.
I was like, yo, I got to ask.

Speaker 1 Like, was she really the best?

Speaker 1 What y'all think?

Speaker 1 Your audience killed me, son. Killed me.
Killed me for my last take.

Speaker 1 They're killing me, son. All right, where y'all want to go? Where y'all want to go? Anywhere y'all want to go, it's still allowed to get to.

Speaker 1 It's still allowed to get to. You want to go get into King's Day?

Speaker 1 Wild King. Wild King.
Wild King's Night.

Speaker 1 Wild King Night. I feel like we got to be mature during this topic.
Come on, so everybody here, or most of us, have now watched the

Speaker 1 Puff Doc.

Speaker 1 Refer to the tag before we start. Five-part Puff Doc on Max.
Yes. Yes.
On Max. We are not talking about that other one.
We're talking about the five-part one on Max.

Speaker 1 Who we usually look to as a good dock source. Yes.

Speaker 1 Typically, Max, HBO, whoever over there. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Does good shit. Through investigation discovery.
I'm not sure that I necessarily feel that way about this one.

Speaker 1 What do you think? Don't shut up and toss it to us. I don't think that it was the greatest of docs.

Speaker 2 It started. It was pretty good.

Speaker 1 It was entertaining.

Speaker 1 It didn't add anything. If they were out to paint him to be a monster beyond what was known, for the most part, I don't think there was much new information.
I agree with that. I agree with that.

Speaker 1 There were new voices and new people.

Speaker 1 Yes. I was going to say.
And that was cool. That's what did it for me.
That was cool to hear from. They did a good job of the timeline.
Yeah, yeah, sure.

Speaker 1 Across five parts, they walked you through him as a child, him at Uptown, him with

Speaker 1 Clive. Oh.
Yeah, that's Uptown.

Speaker 1 Andre Horrell. That's Uptown.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Come on.

Speaker 2 And some people don't know that.

Speaker 1 The son of music.

Speaker 1 Anyway.

Speaker 1 Him with Clive, him with the reality TV, up to the Siroq and

Speaker 1 liquor shit. And then the final part, five, was them sitting with one of the drug runners, the assistants or whatever he was.
And he was spilling tea. He had the texts.

Speaker 1 He was showing the texts. Exchanges, voice notes.
The last part five, part five was only 21 minutes long, but boy, it was. That was the one, really.
That was the one.

Speaker 1 Everything else has been fairly public, if not super public, information for decades in the Latin.

Speaker 2 Well, the accuser, I believe her name was Talia.

Speaker 2 That story was extraordinarily graphic and gruesome.

Speaker 1 Which one was Talia? Which episode? The girl whose man worked for Puff and then he

Speaker 1 R'd her at the studio. That's Puff move.

Speaker 1 That's Puff's move too.

Speaker 2 It appears to be.

Speaker 1 The Ryan Leslie Cassie,

Speaker 1 Kim Porter, I see you with Al Merchu.

Speaker 1 If you have her without you. That ain't just that nigga move.
That's a lot of people move. That's a lot of move.
Well, I mean, outside of the R part. Well, we're talking about this specific case.

Speaker 1 Oh, because a lot of dudes would be like, oh, you fuck with him. Oh, I know I could get her if she fucks for him, that's a lot of niggas' moves.
I told you the rapper nigga that tried to do it.

Speaker 1 But this, this is, you didn't see it. Wait, somebody's tried it with me.

Speaker 1 A rapper? Of course. He's mad at him, rapping.
Rapper in this thing. God damn it.

Speaker 1 No, he tried it.

Speaker 1 Headache is yours, nigga. Bye, Motrin.
A lot of niggas feel like if I could just get her away from him, I got her.

Speaker 1 Or that nigga's corny.

Speaker 1 If she'll fall for him,

Speaker 1 I know I'm going to get, oh, that nigga drive a what? Well, episode

Speaker 1 three, they said they chronicled puff going through the extent of making a fake flyer to get cassie to miami so that she's there on word just want to get away from this nigga i've done that before y'all said it was fly i've done that before

Speaker 1 i've done it before because i came in and said i don't stand on my shit and y'all was like no that's fly if charges come after it then it's not fly

Speaker 1 If charges come after it then it's not fly. Yeah, if you do it like if you do it and you just get her away and she leaves and she went to shit then that's fly.
That's fly.

Speaker 1 If you get her away and then kidnap her for the next nine to 15 years against her will, I don't think it's flying. Assault her.
It's sick. If she goes on to her own free will, it's fly.

Speaker 1 One of the things that bothered me most, I think, is in episode three or four, I want to say four, is the security guy.

Speaker 1 The security guy says, and I quote, Roger, whatever his name was, he says, in one breath,

Speaker 1 when I knew, this is when I knew it was really bad. We were over here

Speaker 1 and they started fighting. He started kicking Cassie.
He started punching Cassie like it was a fight.

Speaker 1 In the next 10 minutes, he says,

Speaker 1 yeah, man,

Speaker 1 anybody that

Speaker 1 knows Cassie, she don't tell it all right away. But

Speaker 1 she used to speak to me because we had like a father, like a father-daughter relationship. Like, I saw her like a daughter to me.

Speaker 1 That didn't sit right with me for the rest of the shit. So you let the, so you let her die.
So you saw her like a daughter,

Speaker 1 but you let her get her ass beat without saying anything. Right.

Speaker 1 Which is why when I watch these docs, I do think that some of the people that they show need to be vetted. I agree.
I'm not just talking about the puff doc.

Speaker 1 When I watch docs and they bring on people to talk about their experience,

Speaker 1 on the side,

Speaker 1 tell me a little bit about them. Tell me if they worked at Kroger.

Speaker 1 Tell me fucking where they was born. Tell me what they were saying.
What their family relationships were. They were complicit in a ball.
Saw a bunch of shit and did an interview.

Speaker 1 Tell me how to fall out for the fallout. The fallout being poor.

Speaker 1 Tell me why y'all don't speak no more. Tell me how y'all fell out because that speaks volumes.
Even I remember when the R.

Speaker 1 Kelly shit was going on and they was like, yo, we was on the tour bus and the door flew open on the tour bus by mistake.

Speaker 1 Like they hit a bump and the door flew open and they said they looked inside and saw what they saw. And I'm like, okay, and y'all just kept working with this nigga for the next seven, eight years.

Speaker 1 So at some point, in my opinion, your character and your moral compass is off too. And you doing anything for some money.
So my nigga, you ain't really the,

Speaker 1 you know what I'm saying? Like, savior that you're trying to be now. Too many people on this doc would blatantly said repeatedly, damn, man, I feel so bad now.
I feel so bad now.

Speaker 1 I didn't say anything.

Speaker 1 And that was because of, yeah, but I feel like I can make it right today. It's like, nigga.
No, you can't make it right. No, you can't make it right.

Speaker 1 And if that nigga still had you on payroll, you wouldn't be trying to make it right. Yeah, what's your motivation? And what's your motivation for making it right today? That's the point.

Speaker 1 You ain't on the payroll, so now I'm going to pay you back, nigga. Right.
Or not even pay you back. I just.

Speaker 2 Bandwagon shit.

Speaker 1 Yes. It ain't even no personal thing.
I'm getting interviews. Niggas might be looking for some interviews.
All of that shit. I also think some of them people on here were lying.

Speaker 1 I ain't see it. I'm not pointing out who I think was lying,

Speaker 1 but some of them people, it just didn't sound right. Some of the stories that I've heard.
It didn't sound right.

Speaker 1 I agree. Like the interview is sitting here.
You know why we brought you here. You know what we're doing.
And you know what we need you to give us. Tell me about what happened.
Oh, it's just, I don't.

Speaker 1 It's just too tough to tell you.

Speaker 1 Why are you here?

Speaker 1 I mean, what I can tell you is he was a different person.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 You got it. Bro, I got it.
I think the people that are lying are going to do the people that are telling the truth a disservice.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because I believe this. I believe this both.
Yeah. I believe that there are some people that have some truthful shit.
I believe that there are some people that's going to say some lying shit.

Speaker 1 And I think with the caliber of lawyers that his money can provide, I think they're going to get some of those liars on the stand and they're going to eat their fucking lunch.

Speaker 1 And what it's going to do is create reasonable doubt for the people that are telling the truth. Right.
And I still don't think he could have but so much money left.

Speaker 1 That, and also, and also, or even if that is not true today, he got money.

Speaker 1 Again, they didn't. Look, they did.
I hear you. Listen to this.
He came up with 50 that he didn't have to spend.

Speaker 1 He's still locked up. He had 50 to bail out.
He ain't take it. Got it.

Speaker 1 He ain't spent spent 50 in six months.

Speaker 1 Let's see what that 50 looks like around the summertime. Yeah, like it's 50 million dollars, though.
It's still, it's a lot of money.

Speaker 1 I think when you're playing at a certain clip, the shit that you pay it for. With different lawyers, it's different.
I'm not disagreeing. It's not just lawyers, I'm sure.

Speaker 1 You know, you gotta get specialists, no researchers, professionals. $50 million, my nigga.
For sure.

Speaker 1 Like,

Speaker 1 in my opinion. I think you'd be shocked at how fast somebody could spend.
Yeah, and exactly.

Speaker 1 Like, I've paid lawyer fees for years. Not these lawyers.

Speaker 1 I know.

Speaker 1 O.J. is making randomness.
Look at this money. Look at it this way.
You don't think 50 people might want a million dollars out of this? Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Ish. Not in a year.
No. I don't think he pays 50 individual people.
That's not a million dollars. That's not what he said.
That's not what he said.

Speaker 1 He said, do you think 50 people would want a million dollars out of this? You mean as a... When you say 50 people.

Speaker 1 Both lawyer fees, anybody that's coming to a solid, paying people off to stay the fuck quiet. A bunch of different shit.
Of course, that's possible. I thought he was saying that.

Speaker 1 And And you still got to take care of whatever you've been taking care of.

Speaker 1 While you're inside, I don't think he sold them houses yet. Nobody wants to buy them.
Jets, cars, houses. Somebody's going to buy them houses.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So that LA house and that Florida house is fire. They will say it.
Yeah, but it's been in the market. Somebody just bought the fucking Menendez house.
They will sage and keep it moving.

Speaker 1 Bro, let me tell you something. But if I know he in that particular situation,

Speaker 1 I ain't buying that house. I'm going to squeeze the fuck out that nigga till he tapped out in a house that's worth 20 million.
Y'all got a quick nine million what's up

Speaker 1 i got 8.5 what's up yo i ain't desperate you get what i'm saying yo i'm so mad this little alpine house sold i'm mad at it i'm tight i've seen some yesterday i'll send it to you and the houses now that i'm looking at they ain't built yet they got the pictures up on zillow but when you drive by there's just some good yeah it's just some wooden sticks up i seen some yesterday what town you be trying to have me in the sticks cedar grove i want to be where opulence is cedar grove he don't want to go that far you ever that is far no it's not how far is Cedar Grove?

Speaker 1 Right next door to Montclair. He's going to go that far.
That's what I'm saying. He don't want to go that far.
No, I'm going to Alpine. He wants to stay? I'm going to Alpine.
Up there.

Speaker 1 It's $14,000 for the cheap. I'm going to Alpine.
Okay. Y'all come with me.
Come have a little. $14,000 for the cheap.
Y'all come with me. Yo, for the cheap.
He's ain't coming with you.

Speaker 1 I'm saying it too. All right.

Speaker 1 Watch what the BTS is.

Speaker 1 14,000 square feet.

Speaker 1 Hey, the BTS is the summer 2026.

Speaker 1 Don't you worry about it.

Speaker 1 Don't you?

Speaker 1 go on in the world right there? Hey, hold on, let me keep the good vibes.

Speaker 1 It's a good sage up there. Yeah, it's good shit going on out there in the content world.
Hey, shout out to anybody watching.

Speaker 1 Something's seriously wrong with you. Something is wrong.
Why? Your backhanded compliments and stuff like that. Just chill, man.
Everything is going well.

Speaker 1 Niggas is happy.

Speaker 1 It's just. I don't like the term backhanded compliments.

Speaker 1 And if that's something that I've been doing, then I apologize. To them.
Ma'am.

Speaker 1 No, you don't apologize.

Speaker 1 You make a living off of backhanded compliments. What's your problem? Hey, yo, shout out to y'all.

Speaker 1 You know, you've been firing people. You had to clear up the budget.
You got to clear up the budget to get new things. I understand.
Well, if y'all leave, I'm out of friends.

Speaker 1 I got to go find somebody from high school.

Speaker 1 If we leave, nigga, you go you. I got to find somebody from the 80s.
You got a plan. Hey.
Hey, yo, man. This is my childhood friend.

Speaker 1 Third grade together.

Speaker 1 Yo, you can't read your phone at work.

Speaker 1 No, I was showing both of y'all the house. Oh, I wasn't even talking about dude.
You can't read your phone at work either, nigga. I'll send it to you.

Speaker 1 Excuse me. Look, look, look.

Speaker 1 I thought you can't read your phone at work, you weasel. You can't.

Speaker 2 Okay, we talked about the serious shit about the doc. Let's get to the fucking funny shit.

Speaker 2 AG and B.O.

Speaker 1 Episode five five with the assistant dude, where they're showing the text and the voice notes, Puff getting in his bag. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So what... What bag, though? So what the suits called a freak off.
You know the section at Walgreens that says adult care? That bag. That bag.

Speaker 1 So what all of the civil suits called a freak off in this doc, they were calling Wild King's Night.

Speaker 1 Man, Kings is wild. And Poke.

Speaker 1 WKK or WKN.

Speaker 1 And I might have just added that S because black people add an S. Wild King Night.

Speaker 2 Oh, night. Wild.

Speaker 1 W.

Speaker 1 So he was sending over

Speaker 1 the rider for the Wild King Night. Yeah, basically.
Which is, listen,

Speaker 1 I need five bottles of B.O. and AG.

Speaker 1 B.O., I know to be baby oil. Yes.
AG cracked my muffin while I'm watching this shit. Did they flash the logo? I was like,

Speaker 1 I've AG'd before.

Speaker 1 I was stuck for a minute trying to talk it right it out. You want to talk about genes? AG.
You want to talk about Show Big?

Speaker 1 No, shout out to AG. I kept saying American gangster.
I didn't know what was going on.

Speaker 1 Attorney General win this one. Yeah, but they was talking about Astroglide.
And he was talking about some medical shit. I need five Clarinopsins.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Colonopens.

Speaker 1 That wasn't colonopens.

Speaker 1 Was it? It might have been. And

Speaker 1 it wasn't colonophens. It was chlora something else.

Speaker 1 And one started with an M or L. Like, he was asking for specific shit.
They got special blue boys. Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah,

Speaker 1 got them too. And they go, oh, yeah, the voice note, he was asking for it all.
Yo, I need mushrooms. Yo, I need the microdose pill mushrooms.
Yo, I need the weed. Yo, I need this.

Speaker 1 Yo, I need like he was putting homeboy to work.

Speaker 1 His assistant. Yes.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 This young man's job was to go around and buy lube and drugs for the parties and clean up the come afterwards.

Speaker 1 And clean up to come. He said basically his job was to

Speaker 1 protect Puff's private life.

Speaker 1 So why? He said he was going to be a bad thing. So why you rattle now? Clean up the bathtub and it would be a little bit more.
But the cat is out of baby oil. So?

Speaker 1 See, that'd be the shit I think is just so corny. Cat is out the corner.
Yeah, he probably. Niggas is corny.
Yeah, that's the thing. No, I'm not doing that.

Speaker 1 I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that.
He's saying that's the shit that he thinks is corny. Niggas get corny.
Time was probably getting paid 30 grand a year to do this shit. And now I'm not.

Speaker 1 No, I'm not. So it's not corny to me.
He wasn't getting paid 30 grand.

Speaker 2 No, he was getting paid way more than $30.

Speaker 1 He was getting paid way more than $30,000 to clean up nothing. It's no longer corny.
What the fuck are you talking about?

Speaker 1 It's no longer corny. That's the spot, big.

Speaker 1 If you believe what your boss is doing is vow and illegal, it's not corny anymore. Then I'm trying to help stop crimes.

Speaker 1 It's different than, hey, hey, they up there getting their bag, like grown people, consensual sex. Once you start finding out some of the wild shit, it's like, oh, shit, that's why I'm not.

Speaker 1 I'm not co-signing that. Niggas ain't really want to do this.

Speaker 1 Wait, hold up. They said he was doing shit.
He was responsible for emergency cleanup. Emergency cleanup in these hotel rooms.
The interview asked him, well, what needed to be cleaned?

Speaker 1 Messy ass interview.

Speaker 1 He was like, everything. It was a mess.
There was cum everywhere. Label everywhere.

Speaker 1 Baby oil. Oh, he was asking for,

Speaker 1 what's the shit that get the baby oil out? Flour? What is it? What's the shit? Baby's baking soda.

Speaker 1 He was asking for baking soda. He was asking for the kit.
He had the Wild King Night kit.

Speaker 1 They showed the safe with the drugs in it. The password was 1234.
That was. Yeah, 1234.

Speaker 1 Yo, shout out to anybody out there with the 1234 password. It's mad of y'all.
They wanted the drugs accessible. Hey, we don't.

Speaker 1 We don't pay no mind to the little note down there that says very weak, very weak password.

Speaker 1 It's crazy. Yeah, that, yeah.

Speaker 1 But my question is this.

Speaker 1 Why do you need B-O-N-A-G?

Speaker 1 Why do you need baby oil and astroglide? I'm going to answer.

Speaker 2 Because you can't know you cannot use baby oil as a sexual lubricant.

Speaker 1 Well, then you want B.O. in the butt.

Speaker 2 You don't want B.O. in vaginas or assholes.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 It will cause,

Speaker 2 it will cause fucking infection.

Speaker 1 And it will clog it up.

Speaker 1 Thank you guys for that education.

Speaker 1 You're welcome. Talk to them and

Speaker 1 answer to that is

Speaker 1 you don't want astroglide up there either. Astroglide astroglide is made for the title ass

Speaker 1 it's made

Speaker 1 glide

Speaker 1 in the ass

Speaker 1 are talking to the same time here y'all glide i'll tell you the same thing it is in harmony so y'all so y'all are saying astroglide is only for ass play no no

Speaker 2 no it's for it's bodily orifices it's for vaginal

Speaker 1 i'm saying that you astroglide should not go in someone's vagina yes yes it does i know that it does and it can and that's what it's for yes i promise you okay you embody yeast infection and all the other shit that come with

Speaker 1 your pussy. Baby oil will cause you to cause it.
I know you have a pussy.

Speaker 2 Baby oil will cause said yeast infection. Astroglide is made.
It is a sexual lubricant. It is made for insertion.

Speaker 1 I comprehend well. Okay.

Speaker 1 My response to that is astroglide also does that.

Speaker 2 No, it doesn't. Astroglide.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 2 You know that astroglide is basically the same thing as KY jelly, right?

Speaker 1 I don't know because I'm not a chemist. Okay.
What's your lube of choice?

Speaker 1 Wet platinum, and I don't put that in nobody's vagina. Astroglide.

Speaker 1 I'm not using that to put in somebody's vagina. It's a water-based vagina.
I'm just reading this right here from them. And it says it not only lubricates, but acts as a vaginal moisturizer.
It's

Speaker 1 water-based, water-soluble, and condo-capacitable. I'm talking the fucking idiots that want to keep repeating the same thing.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 Understood. I'm saying that many of the lubricants that are advertised as safe to use in vaginas aren't caught.
Yes, that's all I'm saying to y'all. I will take your word.
I'm saying that

Speaker 1 as someone that has tried most of the lubricants

Speaker 1 in vaginas. Okay, so I don't care how they market it, but vaginas what we're at.

Speaker 1 Okay, hold on. Okay, hold on.
Hold on. Because some girls can't use Magnum.
Some girls can't use condo. It's biggish.
I prefer the girls that just get wet. There you go.

Speaker 1 You got it. There you go.
I prefer the girls

Speaker 1 when I hit that nibble nigga with a

Speaker 1 Like

Speaker 1 it just naturally has the Niagara for

Speaker 1 the ones

Speaker 1 when it's concentrated

Speaker 1 y'all got like a natural shit that

Speaker 1 some of y'all some of y'all let me not put that on all y'all

Speaker 1 That's it. That's it.
Seven bottles is a lot of fucking lube

Speaker 1 might have them or not

Speaker 1 depending on what they wild candidates.

Speaker 1 You never bought lube. That's a lot of fucking lube.
Depending on there. How many people are there? Bring back the men that know how to get a vagina naturally well.

Speaker 2 You have, okay, hold on one second here.

Speaker 1 You've never been in a situation.

Speaker 2 No, not even that. You've never been in a situation where you've been fucking all day and like the cat gets a little swollen and needs a little bit of help.

Speaker 1 Melissa.

Speaker 2 Yes. I'm not.

Speaker 2 Melissa.

Speaker 1 Yes, I have. Okay.

Speaker 1 And that's when I stop inserting in her. Exactly.
Take a rest. Once I beat them lips up to the swelling portion, and she's like, ah, oh my God.

Speaker 1 Beat this thing. Oh, it hurts, man.

Speaker 1 Yeah, bitch.

Speaker 1 That ain't the sign for me to keep going. That's me.
I stop when I swell it up. Job done.
Marlborough man.

Speaker 1 Not just that. To Ice's point.
A little bit of pain feels like that. Dog, some of this shit is transactional.
There you go.

Speaker 1 So if it's transactional, I might not be getting the wettest for the nigga because I'm fucking them for money. Oh, that's when I open the drawer and just pull the money out.
They might not get wet.

Speaker 1 Shit. It's transactional, bro.
When it's transactional and I open the drawer and pull the money out and get to doing this while they do it back in the day,

Speaker 1 then yeah, it's going to get wet.

Speaker 1 I'm not putting no astroglot in no vagina. I'm not doing it.

Speaker 1 That's what you need.

Speaker 1 Hab at it. I eat pussy good.
I fuck good.

Speaker 1 I talk good. Let me get in that ear.

Speaker 1 Let me get missionary getting that ear. I won't need no astroglot.
Look, and oral sex, get him going.

Speaker 1 You ain't necessarily eating no box of the chick that you're paying for box. The right hand work, get the

Speaker 1 job done, too. Bro, I'm puff.
This finger right here?

Speaker 1 I'm defeated. I'm puffed, my nigga.
Don't let me hit him with the deuce. Them two right there.
With the deuce. Right there.
No, I'm not a little finger guy. That's awkward for you.
Them two.

Speaker 1 Them two right there. The bowler.
You gotta go bowling. Them the two right there.

Speaker 1 Yo, this is interesting. Wait, you do the the amount of money.
Wait, you were about to say something issue. As an example, you're puff.

Speaker 1 If you puff, I'm not eating your pussy to get you wet.

Speaker 1 I might got six girls in there. I'm not eating six pussies.
I'm worth a billion dollars. Y'all bitch is going to please me.
I'm paying y'all to please me.

Speaker 1 And that's the attitude of a bunch of. That's that might be that.
Again, you know, that's not my bag, but I could see that being the attitude of a bunch of dudes that paying for pussy.

Speaker 1 However, much money gets you there. I need to make a bounce.
I'm paying dollars to please me. For sure.
Oh, wait. And this is the other part where I'm calling out lies.

Speaker 1 This is the other part where I'm calling out lies. And it may be inconsiderate.
So if so, bleep it.

Speaker 1 The assistant said, with a serious face on, looking like he was about to cry, he said,

Speaker 1 or they might have asked him, because the interview was in her bag, too.

Speaker 1 Was there any type of initiation process or a test for you so he knew that you were loyal?

Speaker 1 This one.

Speaker 1 And the assistant dude said,

Speaker 1 so glad you asked. As a matter of fact,

Speaker 1 there was.

Speaker 1 Dun dun dun. I paused it when I got some chips.

Speaker 1 I was like, oh, he about to go crazy. Let me go get the wavy lace.

Speaker 1 Big bad. Big giant.
Family sauce. Hey, I got to talk to y'all about them chips.

Speaker 1 The recall? No, not no recall. The re-air.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 It'd be this much chips in the bag. And it don't be chips.
It'd be crumbs. And a crushed up hat.
You got the dip here. You trying to pick up the crumbs.

Speaker 1 You don't even get a whole chip. What was the point point of all that air? There's no more whole chips.
Ain't no more whole chips. Whole chips is done.

Speaker 1 You might get four or five whole chips, man.

Speaker 1 But anyway, this is the dude was like,

Speaker 1 I'm so glad you asked. As a matter of fact, there was.

Speaker 1 One night, he pulled me to the side. I'm getting ready to cry with him.
You know, I like to cry. Give me something I could cry to.
He said, one night he pulled me to the side and said,

Speaker 1 It's time to see if you're really about it.

Speaker 1 And the interviewer said, well, what did he do? What did he do next? I grabbed a chip.

Speaker 1 With no dick.

Speaker 1 He rolled over the chips. Is this the dick you're talking about?

Speaker 1 He brought me in the back to this room

Speaker 1 and told me to have sex with this girl.

Speaker 1 It was consensual. The girl said, yeah.
He looked at the girl. He said, will you have sex with him? She said, yes, I will.

Speaker 1 And I was forced to have sex with this woman

Speaker 1 while he stood

Speaker 1 I was so embarrassed, and when it was done, I ran to a room and cried. I felt dirty.
I can't believe I was forced to do this, nigga. I was sitting there so confused.

Speaker 1 All right, we got to stop putting sauce on some of this dock shit. Stop it, money.

Speaker 1 Stop it, money. Puff had one of the baddest bitches you ever seen in your life.

Speaker 1 Ready to go and said, Hey,

Speaker 1 consensually,

Speaker 1 get it done right now.

Speaker 1 Okay, he and his freak cuck bag. Power dynamic.
I want to watch. Well, that's why it's all wrong.

Speaker 1 So let me be clear. I understand the power dynamic.

Speaker 1 If I hired you for that. You didn't hire me for that.
You didn't hire me to fuck nobody. You can't tell me what I hired you for.
About the dude.

Speaker 1 I was the assistant. He said to see if you really...

Speaker 1 Dog.

Speaker 1 Lizzo hired some bitches to stick bananas in their pussy at the London strip club. Yo, people are hiring people and they get into the afterwork scene.

Speaker 1 which sometimes includes fucking I'm gonna keep it a buck and I'm sure there was some level of NDA and there was some level of agreement that he signed prior to working for Puff I'm sure of course of course so that

Speaker 1 might have been a little specific that means somebody could get meek but when we go to the strip club like when me Mel and Imani or whatever went to the strip club and I go grab a girl and put on on Mel.

Speaker 1 Yes. Yes.
Yes, nigga. Yes, nigga.
Mel can say she felt obliged to do that because of the power dynamic. Mm-hmm.
Yo, this

Speaker 1 is the thing. That's right.
No, you're right. That's the same.
That's really how it could go. I taped it.

Speaker 1 I believe you. So with that.

Speaker 1 So? That might be a good idea.

Speaker 1 That might be evidence.

Speaker 1 No, listen. Did you give her consent to tape it? Yo, even if she says it's consensual, she can't.

Speaker 1 You've been on my list anyway. So go ahead, go ahead and keep it up.
I'm trying to help you.

Speaker 1 Can I tape you at this moment? No, bro. It's still, she can say, yo, I still felt forced.
I consented, but I felt forced. I thought that if I did.

Speaker 1 So you can't even go to the strip club with your cold. No.
Not that you have the power dynamic over. No.
What if I fire myself?

Speaker 1 And then you hired yourself back the next day? Yeah. Good luck with that.
Then I'm just going as a friend. Go ahead.
Go tell them that.

Speaker 1 Go ahead and tell them that.

Speaker 1 I'm still going to the strip club with you, buddy. No, you didn't.
Please get my point though. Look, Mel, she's going to be a little bit more.
Yeah, but you're right.

Speaker 2 You're absolutely right.

Speaker 1 But I'm still coming to the side. Let's go, Mel.
Thank God.

Speaker 1 Who wants to work around that person, bro? But wait, I have a. I thought they got you.

Speaker 2 I just have a question for everybody that saw the doc.

Speaker 2 I don't want to be insensitive.

Speaker 2 This is a completely innocent question.

Speaker 1 Who's the assistant strain? I wasn't sure. I was going to say that when he was making this critique of the situation.

Speaker 2 And so that would

Speaker 1 make sense.

Speaker 2 And that's what would make it particularly egregious if he is not.

Speaker 1 But look.

Speaker 2 And forced him to have sex with a woman.

Speaker 1 You're messing. She's right.
That changed. Okay.
Yeah. Even if he was straight on them gay nigga boots.
No, I don't.

Speaker 1 But I'm just saying, let's say you're not.

Speaker 1 It's still.

Speaker 1 Oh, you said the power.

Speaker 2 You're absolutely right. Power dynamics still exist if he is straight.

Speaker 1 I'm saying

Speaker 1 he could have been straight and attracted to that woman. Yes.
It's still wrong. But yes.
It is wrong.

Speaker 2 But if we're acknowledging the fact, what I think most people came to the conclusion of that he was not straight, then that is particularly egregious to make you do that.

Speaker 2 To make, you know, make you feel like you have to do that have sex with a woman when you don't like vagina all right you walk you talk me into that

Speaker 1 that's fucking crazy i'm on your side and that would that whole little when he what he said

Speaker 1 ahead of time yeah so swap swap shorty out go get money

Speaker 1 the king no

Speaker 1 oh yo if he start fucking some digging in front of me i'm gonna be saying stupid shit shine light on him

Speaker 1 shine light on him

Speaker 1 it's gonna be tough to keep a heart on while i'm watching buddy

Speaker 1 Well, that could be, yo,

Speaker 1 I'm with that's the power part. Like, that's the real now.
It's almost like humiliate you type shit.

Speaker 1 Like, that's your ritual. You see, if you really down, you shouldn't make a gay dude fuck a girl if y'all worked.

Speaker 1 Some type of initiation. You're right.
You're absolutely right about that.

Speaker 1 I've come around.

Speaker 1 It's okay.

Speaker 1 Clean it up. Clean it up.
Applause.

Speaker 1 Clean it up. The cuck.
Call the dude to clean it up. Oh, y'all nasty as hell, man.

Speaker 1 Can you imagine if...

Speaker 1 No, nothing to imagine. If you're gay, then I ain't a cuck no more.

Speaker 1 Let me still be a cuck.

Speaker 1 I'm not watching anymore.

Speaker 1 Oh, I see. Oh, okay.
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 It's no longer my favorite. I'm saying, if you still watch it, you still might be a cuck.
Oh, well, yeah, if you still watch it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'd be in there with the movie 3D glasses. Nigga, you know how much bullshit I'd be doing just to see if you can stay hard while I'm over here on the side

Speaker 1 playing patty cake? You took a beatboxing.

Speaker 1 Let's see how that blood really gets flowing in your body.

Speaker 1 Something seriously wrong with you. No, but you're right.
He did look a little, even though I think that's inappropriate to say, he did look a little. We don't know.

Speaker 1 We don't know, but. Don't put that jacket on.

Speaker 2 Wouldn't be surprised if.

Speaker 1 Sure.

Speaker 1 He had the boots. He had the boots on.

Speaker 1 The Lemmy Kravitz joints. Yeah.

Speaker 1 What's your boots?

Speaker 1 Some shit with zippers. Lemmy Kravitz.

Speaker 1 He had had some fries on, man. Walking at the Brooklyn juice.
He had the

Speaker 1 Rick Owens. I ain't in the girls.
12.

Speaker 1 That's fucked up.

Speaker 1 That is. We're leaving this because I'm going to just be immature the whole time.

Speaker 1 Nigga had the baking powder thing in the jacket. That shit soak up the baby oil.

Speaker 1 It soaks it up. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Baby oil soak up nut? No, probably. Baking powder.

Speaker 1 Baby oil. Baking powder.
Look at jizzle just float around in there.

Speaker 1 Yeah, baking soda. Yeah.
It pulls up the oil. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Come in oil mix for the clogs, then you got to get the drain on pouring. That's what we said about

Speaker 1 the bathtub. Reach in there, there's nothing but

Speaker 1 baby oil in that shit.

Speaker 1 Them niggas feel the tough with baby oil.

Speaker 1 But then I was shocked that he was still doing that shit at a hotel.

Speaker 1 That's where it don't be normally hotels. No, it's not.
Not when you... Wild King night, nigga, go home.
No, you don't want everybody to watch it. I want kings in my house.

Speaker 1 You shouldn't do this in a hotel bro. You got to clean this.
And if I'm not going to be able to do that, what type of hotels are they doing this at? They're doing that shit in $20,000 a night hotels.

Speaker 1 They're doing that shit in hotels that are literally there to shut the fuck up and let you do whatever you want to do for $35,000 a night.

Speaker 1 And I'm going to guarantee you that I'm going to have my assistant come in and clean up whatever he cannot clean up, charge me a cleaning fee with the professional service. All right.

Speaker 1 You convinced me again. And I'm writing it off.
You convinced me. I'm with you.
You're straight off the Kings night. It's crazy.
And I'm writing it off. Okay, great.

Speaker 1 You guys never, like, on all your tour days, fucked up hotel rooms?

Speaker 1 Not really. Not to the degree that we're talking about now.

Speaker 2 No, I understand. Not to that degree.

Speaker 1 Any fucking up a hotel I did. The clean lady in the morning could fix it.
It will come to the table. Do you want to pay no money like that to be having a private assistant come with the bacon to?

Speaker 1 I've never had that much luber baby oil in my possession ever in my entire life. And let me just say, listen, while I agree with you, there are $20,000 a night hotels that are with the shits.

Speaker 1 The hotel is how he got into this jam anyway. Facts.
Trust

Speaker 1 So think about how

Speaker 1 let me take that back. That's not how he got into that.

Speaker 1 I take that back.

Speaker 1 His behavior got him into a jam. Exactly.
But the hotel having footage of your behavior

Speaker 1 wasn't helpful to you. But think about this.
The hotel hid that footage for the better part of a decade.

Speaker 1 And somebody's greed allowed them to keep a second copy because he thought he bought the first one. And so my man called, what's my man name from TMZ, the the little white dude? Harvey.

Speaker 1 Harvey called. Pay 50 grand for the original, quote unquote.

Speaker 1 You can't do that at a normal Marriott, my nigga.

Speaker 1 You get what I'm saying? So he's standing some shopages in.

Speaker 1 Niggas standing in some boutique, private shit that you walk by the door and you ain't even touched the hotel. Some shit with a tunnel in it, nigga.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Some of the hotels is for real. Yeah.
Well, I do believe one day Puff will eventually get out of jail. And when that day happens, I'll be sure better not eat nowhere near that house.

Speaker 1 He's coming straight for I'll be sure again. Here, have some tea, nigga.

Speaker 1 Go ahead. Come on.

Speaker 1 They got that hydroglassic tea. It shouldn't have put you out, boy.

Speaker 1 Hydroglassic.

Speaker 1 Prayers up to the victims, man. Some of the stories are actually traumatizing and horrible to listen to.
Yeah, prayers to each one of the victims for sure.

Speaker 1 I did want to see more Albishore in this one. When Albie Shore is drunk, I'm vaccinated.

Speaker 1 Any, right?

Speaker 1 I don't remember any Albisor shit in this one.

Speaker 2 Not in this one. He wasn't in this one.
He wasn't in this one.

Speaker 1 He got his book coming. Yeah.

Speaker 1 He got his book coming. Bestseller.
And they're going to talk about.

Speaker 1 I ain't going to ask that question.

Speaker 1 There you go. But now we want to know.
There you go. You're getting better.
No, I just. I don't want to.

Speaker 1 What else? What else? What else? What else? Talk about the DC crash. Have at it.

Speaker 1 So a Black Hawk helicopter

Speaker 1 crashed into

Speaker 1 American Airlines flight that was about to land in D.C.

Speaker 1 It's caught on video.

Speaker 1 Just respect to all the victims, because there's a lot of side talk going around. I don't want to get into.

Speaker 1 The victims, the pilot, the co-pilot, the stewardess.

Speaker 1 All victims. Yeah.
The families.

Speaker 1 Imagine. Yeah, but I want to shout them all out because there's some news reporters out there.
There's some news reports out there that were saying, did y'all hear that?

Speaker 1 There was no VIPs on the flight. Did y'all hear that one? No, I didn't hear that.
Yeah, no VIPs on the helicopter. Everyone.

Speaker 1 That was disgusting. Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 2 One of the only things I heard was Trump tried to blame the crash on DEI. I was like, what the fuck?

Speaker 1 Well, we're getting there, I think. We don't think that's what we're doing.

Speaker 1 But yeah,

Speaker 1 to say there's no VIPs was disgusting, though. Yeah.
Nasty.

Speaker 1 And one of them reporters to a husband waiting on his wife that said, hey, I was just texting texting with her 10 minutes ago and then all communication see stupid ass reporter told me can i see the text that's disgusting

Speaker 1 there's a lot of disgusting behavior going around surrounding bro like mass tragedy there's news for content purposes media yeah content all of that is disgusting my

Speaker 1 like yo we really have lost the sensitivity piece when when this

Speaker 1 reporting tragedy

Speaker 1 is really about the most salacious shit you can find so somebody waiting on their wife to come come out, you're like, can I see the text? You mind if I take a picture of that?

Speaker 1 Take a picture of this. Niggas want to take

Speaker 1 a body to be the first one to poll.

Speaker 1 It's the rush to be first. It's the rush for the exclusive.
We totally lost all human decency. They said that the

Speaker 1 who are the, what's the people named that? The FAA.

Speaker 1 The traffic controllers. Air traffic control.

Speaker 1 Thank you. Air traffic controllers.
They said that the airport or the

Speaker 1 area where the air traffic controller is, they were

Speaker 1 understaffed? Understaffed. Yeah, thank you so much.
But from my report, and I got a... It was like 19 when it's supposed to be 30.

Speaker 1 I got an inside report that said basically that everybody at the airport did everything the right way.

Speaker 1 Everything was done accordingly.

Speaker 1 The mistake rests solely on the Black Hawk pilot. They were talking to the airport.
In the video it showed it looked like that.

Speaker 1 They said the Black Hawk pilot, they were asking him, yo, do you not see this plane in front of you?

Speaker 1 And he was non-responsive.

Speaker 1 so well no in one of them

Speaker 1 he replied yes i see the plane and then they kept asking him as he keeps going and going and going and going it's like yo my nigga there's a theory out there that says maybe he thought he saw one plane and that wasn't the plane that they were talking about i won't i can't they said that speak to that but when you watch the video it did look like that shit almost crashed into about

Speaker 1 four different planes. But they were saying that it's mad lights.
Like it's nighttime and it's so many lights that it could be blinding for the exact metropolitan city.

Speaker 1 And then I heard that in one of the busiest

Speaker 1 in the country. It's a huge airport in the country.
It's D.C.

Speaker 1 So they said that also like that airspace is a different level of restricted airspace. We're talking about D.C., my nigga.

Speaker 1 Like

Speaker 1 so many buildings and important buildings. Like outside of New York, it might be the most important place in the, maybe more important than New York.

Speaker 1 And they saying that dude was just doing some shit that was wild shit.

Speaker 1 The Blackhawk pilot was just on some other shit. He lost his life as well, right? He did.
So I'll be resting peace. Rest in peace as well.

Speaker 1 But for Trump to now, he barely was sympathetic to the victims, man.

Speaker 2 Because he's not going to accept that.

Speaker 1 This is who he elected to lead us.

Speaker 2 So there's a whole article in Time magazine about this where it's discussing... The fact that Trump is now in office and all of his cabinet members, like he's appointing people.
And so

Speaker 2 the article, it's in Time magazine. It says, just days before the crash, President Donald Trump enacted a sweeping shake-up of federal agencies responsible for aviation oversight, removing the

Speaker 2 administrator of the Transportation Security Administration, the TSA, and eliminating all the members of the key aviation security advisory group.

Speaker 2 The FAA, which regulates airlines and aircraft manufacturers and manages the nation's airspace, was also without permanent leadership at the time of the crash because its top official got into it with Elon and basically resigned.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 1 that's sick yeah

Speaker 1 so the first thing you do for damage control is blame buying right you know what i'm saying like the first thing you do your first report is blame buying it's disgusting bro even when i heard the dude from american airlines get on um his first two or three sentences He was like, yeah, such and such is a wholly owned subsidiary of blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 1 You talking about insurance shit and, you know what I mean? Liability shit instead of addressing these people that lost their life in your first two sentences is disgusting to me. Agreed.
I agree.

Speaker 2 But aren't like Blackhawks like military personnel shit.

Speaker 1 I highly trained you with that.

Speaker 2 Exactly. So wouldn't it just behoove you to kind of think that the increased military presence is a direct order from Trump?

Speaker 1 So if he's the commander-in-chief.

Speaker 2 Indirectly.

Speaker 1 He's been there. This is...
Been there a week or two. Maybe.
He's done a lot of shit inside of a week or two. I don't know about if it went down that far.

Speaker 1 My thing is, dog, I don't know if you're afraid. Address it as a mistake.
Don't address it as, yo, this is their fault, or start pointing the fingers.

Speaker 1 I think all of that shit is goofy when 70 people lost their lives. I think that shit is just disgusting, my nigga.
I just think it's trash. Agreed.
Whether we can bully it.

Speaker 1 Before they've pulled these bodies out of the fucking wall. Before families have been notified.

Speaker 1 That's the thing. Like, whatever you call yourself attributing this to, it's still a place.
It's the time for the place. It's not the place.
That's the time for that.

Speaker 1 And then the people that are being, that are reporting on it, you could tell they so scared of the nigga

Speaker 1 that they tapping, that they tap dancing. Oh, Donald Trump said that this is a direct result of DEI hires.
What do you feel about that? And

Speaker 1 we're going to just look at all the evidence and then we'll come to a conclusion. Yo, they said it's going to take a year for them to come to a direct conclusion.

Speaker 1 They'll have some pertinent information in 30 days, but the investigation will take, for the most part, 12 months for them to come back.

Speaker 1 Then the news started putting up pictures of some of the people that was on it.

Speaker 1 I can't watch that. I can't watch that, bro.
I think it was ice cream. I can't watch

Speaker 1 it. I'm not sure what I'm saying.
I can't.

Speaker 1 I can't watch that. The black lawyer, the teenage kids that was doing that.
I'm watching that. I cut that shit off.

Speaker 1 They showed the whole staff,

Speaker 1 the pilots,

Speaker 1 and the black girl that was the flight attendant.

Speaker 1 Yo, that shit was bad. Really disturbing.

Speaker 1 Again, our hearts go out to everybody.

Speaker 1 Yeah, everybody.

Speaker 1 Family, the friends, America, period you were the the travelers yeah the travelers travelers because it was another crash too

Speaker 1 that wasn't the only plane crash

Speaker 1 yeah yeah there was a whole nother plane crash at some point if regular pedestrians just start seeing planes crash like as a common thing yeah you gotta get on the flights there's there's a theory floating around

Speaker 1 about the crashes and the increase of them. It's to put the fear of people getting in planes because they they want to try to put some type of underground system.

Speaker 1 Yeah, under the water is to drive the demand for that. Fear is the biggest motivator of the world.
I said that last time on apologies.

Speaker 1 I said that, you know, do you think that there's an objective here? They are trying to put an underground

Speaker 1 train station under the water. LA to New York.
Yeah, under the water or London to New York.

Speaker 1 They've been trying to do that. So I don't understand.

Speaker 1 Let's unpack conspiracy theories after they've pulled bodies

Speaker 1 out of the water. I just don't want us to do the same thing that rest in peace to those involved.
Absolutely. Rest in peace to those that affected.
Our condolences to you.

Speaker 1 Bristol, everybody's families out there who

Speaker 1 couldn't imagine. You know, when you think about how just things just change, right? You can go to sleep and just wake up

Speaker 1 like that. A regular shit, yo.
We're going to pick up my wife from the airport, speaking to your family, kids, whatever. I thought this shit was about to land.

Speaker 1 So it's like, yo, I'm all right, we're about to land. You know, once you.
200 feet. Yeah, once you get feet, I know.

Speaker 1 Your phone is working now. Right.
Like, you don't caught towers again. Yeah, I'll be out in two seconds.
Yeah. And then you'll.
Oh, finally the scent. We're almost there.
Boom, boom, boom.

Speaker 1 They got a video of a, from a driver's view, of, you know, you just see the black hawk sitting there. I don't,

Speaker 1 it doesn't make sense to me. Doesn't make sense.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 well, sensible or not, it's disturbing,

Speaker 1 extremely unfortunate. And again, again, our prayers go out to the family, friends, loved ones of all the victims.
of all of the victims. It's a horrible.

Speaker 1 Hopefully we as just onlookers don't have to continue to see. Again, he ain't been in there two weeks.
Or

Speaker 1 he ain't been in there two weeks.

Speaker 1 Bro. And just handled that shit with

Speaker 1 sandpaper gloves. All that shit that they was talking about.

Speaker 1 Nah, he's not doing that. He's not doing that.
He got in there and got right to it. Dogs, we had the shit.

Speaker 1 My nigga, for you to sign that many executive orders, you already had your team working on them shit before you got it. You gotta go.
Yo, yep, yep. You gone, you gone, you gone.

Speaker 1 Like, it's getting crazy. And to all my people,

Speaker 1 y'all know who y'all are. I was arguing with motherfuckers for months pre-election.
I don't want to hear a fucking peep. Facts.
I don't want to hear shit. I don't want to hear nothing.

Speaker 1 Yeah, this is the nigga that y'all elected right here. Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 Strap up. Yeah.
It's going to get real. It's going to be a long four.
Four years. Yeah.
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 Let me help y'all out. Hey, vote and nigga.
Number two.

Speaker 1 Vote that midterms. Yeah, that's real.

Speaker 1 I'm going to be.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 Try to lift the morale in here, lift the vibes in here. Come on.
Don't get sad. don't get down, don't get sad.

Speaker 1 A little light work verse in the hook, real quick, not too much. And I'm releasing

Speaker 1 all the kids listening.

Speaker 1 All right, we got an hour. Make it count.
Hey, listen, listen.

Speaker 1 Another hour. Let's make it count.
Turn up. Attack each other.
Hey, yo, no, no, look. I want to tell you something.
Attack each other.

Speaker 1 I got to leave after the pod,

Speaker 1 but I don't want to get docked. This nigga ill.
And no, no, no. I don't want to get docked.
Cheer him out. Let him land.
Let's let him land.

Speaker 1 Please let me land because it takes a while with these lights. I stutter a lot.

Speaker 1 But when I'm confident in what I'm saying, I'm not going to stutter. Check this out.
I don't want to get docked. I got to go.
I got work to do. Last joint, you was extremely supportive.
It

Speaker 1 gave me confidence.

Speaker 1 It made me look forward to something. But this time, you put your foot down.
So now it's like playing double dutch, nigga. I stand by this.

Speaker 1 Have you noticed that sometimes I go there and come back and go there and come back? I noticed that. Because I'm contemplating the league, but I don't want to get docked.
So how can we fix this?

Speaker 1 I would like to make an amendment. Corey, mind your business.
I'd like to fix it. I would like you to go back to supporting your man.
Like when I first came here, that's why I signed the extra joint.

Speaker 1 And you be waiting till the last time.

Speaker 1 But you signed the new joint with these changes. Yeah, I don't like it.

Speaker 1 You just caught me. Got the Christmas.
Yo.

Speaker 1 You should have wrote back.

Speaker 1 What's the shit the white rebuild be saying? I don't know. Is this best and final?

Speaker 1 All you had to do was not sign it and hit back. Yo, is that best and final? And I would have said, yes, it's best and final, or no.

Speaker 1 That's the crapshoot. That's the dice game.
And listen to me. Now if you leave, because I know you got the room tomorrow.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Shout out to Gary Caruso, Amani, Killer Kev, Asia, Mac, Nicole, Nicole.

Speaker 1 Hey. Amani got the condom on now.

Speaker 1 Amani got the condom on right now. Hey.
Amani don't use condoms. Sometimes.
Oh. Sometimes you do.

Speaker 1 Sell out. I know you got the room tomorrow, and I know that you probably have to do some things to prepare for the room.
Yes. So if you leave after the part,

Speaker 1 I'm not going to give you a look. There ain't going to be no phone calls.
Not going to be a hey, buddy. We fixed the contract to where you can do that.
Yeah, but then

Speaker 1 I will look at my account on the first and I'll see it wouldn't look the same.

Speaker 1 But that's fine because you're making even more money now on your side ventures than you were the last time we had to talk about how much money do you think everybody's making on their side ventures.

Speaker 1 Your number has gone up. So you could afford the dock over here because you're killing.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 No. Okay.

Speaker 1 You're killing.

Speaker 1 I just feel. You sent out invites.

Speaker 1 I did, but I just feel like you should still support your man because it's motivational. I do support you.
And it shows that you appreciate the work that we put in here. I support you.

Speaker 1 I don't feel like I appreciate the work that you're getting done.

Speaker 1 Your words don't mean nothing, nigga. Show me an action.
You know, I support you. My actions don't show I support you.
I mean, listen, listen, come on. Listen, dawg.

Speaker 1 So you're gonna be like, the action being not docking. Not docking the movie.

Speaker 1 What about like, when she gonna do her movie? Hush shit, not like What about like advertising? Let me snitch on her. Hush shit, not like she's gonna do a movie.
She's still lit. She comes

Speaker 1 like that, too. I mean, you know.

Speaker 1 You signed it before anybody knows, so you have some prehistorical shit.

Speaker 1 I want to put that in everybody's contract, but it still will only affect you. It ain't gonna affect the rest of the world.
Because they get a lot of money. I don't.

Speaker 1 No, because when they call out, it really be like, yo, my daughter, yo, I got the vid. Yo, I'm shooting a movie.
You just, whatever. I'm going to get arrested.

Speaker 1 I don't want to be here today. Yo, I'm sick sick of y'all.
And I'm going to show up after y'all started.

Speaker 1 Now I'm out. No, here's the thing.

Speaker 1 Y'all want to leave working and hit spaces.

Speaker 1 Y'all want to leave here early. Yo, smoke was coming from my head the last part we did.
I didn't tell nobody, though. I tucked it.
I tucked it. I ain't telling nobody.

Speaker 1 Do I want to? Yeah. Say it, dude.
I like tucking shit and just bringing it up past aggressively in the future.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 Technically, this is the future.

Speaker 1 At least you're honest. I think everybody stayed at there a lot of time.

Speaker 1 I don't want to see, I don't.

Speaker 1 After we leave, after a long day of work, getting it done, getting to it, our brother Ish wasn't here. Everybody held it down, fucking really got to it.
Okay.

Speaker 1 I don't want to see spaces five minutes after. I don't.
I got to fix the contract.

Speaker 1 You can't, nigga, you'll never change that, nigga. Wait.
What? Yeah, you lost me, Joe. You'll never change that.
I understand. Your contract ain't time for you yet, so it don't matter.

Speaker 1 It don't matter. I don't spaces.

Speaker 1 I don't give a fuck about no spaces. That's what I say.
You're the only one that's going fat.

Speaker 1 I would never see that. I need a buffer between the show

Speaker 1 and space. Because we got to do it in the March.
Hey, yo, I don't, I don't, listen, listen, I don't use topics or talk about topics from here on space. I don't want to see you over there having fun.

Speaker 1 You're going to see me. I don't want to see you in your bedroom.

Speaker 1 Listen,

Speaker 1 I don't want to see none of that five minutes. I'm going to just be honest.

Speaker 1 Nine hours at work. We sitting here.
Hey, ain't no topics. We struggle to get to it.
Come on, y'all. Pull it out of here.
Come on, y'all. It's just fine.
Come on, a little bit. We almost.

Speaker 1 Nigga get on spaces and be like, yo, what the fuck?

Speaker 1 God, niggas get on spaces. Topics galore like Lyra.

Speaker 1 Topics galore.

Speaker 1 I'll say this.

Speaker 1 This whole on-time shit for January being a stand-up working is just, you put something in the middle. But that's what, that's the power struggle that me and him got.

Speaker 1 And then we're moving on to Justin Tucker. Let's do it.

Speaker 1 Our power struggle is I put, I implement some shit in the contract. He don't like.
He finds some new shit that wasn't addressed and do it, knowing that it's going to piss me off.

Speaker 1 He knows I'm getting mad at this 24-hour Spaces thing. He knows I am.
But I can't.

Speaker 1 So I can't.

Speaker 1 You come and support me, nigga. I'm making money.
I'm just figuring it out. Yo, why would that make you mad?

Speaker 1 Tell him.

Speaker 1 I understood when you got mad the day before he did improper improv. I agree.
That's what I'm saying. No, 100%.

Speaker 1 That was wild shit. 100% wrong.
That was wild. There's no excuse.
I tried to make excuses for that. That was nasty.
But spaces, you can't say nothing, nigga. I'm killing over there, nigga.

Speaker 1 Not till March.

Speaker 1 Can't say nothing, even in March, nigga. And hopefully, before March, your wife will fix it for me.
Because that's what I'm home praying.

Speaker 1 Your ass off the spaces.

Speaker 1 At some point, niggas that's married, I'm just telling you what I'd be thinking at home. I slap fire out.
I'm telling you what it is.

Speaker 1 I'll take it.

Speaker 1 I take it. I eat it.
I eat it.

Speaker 1 I'm telling you what I'd be thinking at home. That's the racial.
At home.

Speaker 1 The shit I be mad at. I'm like, at some point, the married niggas' wives is going say, come to bed.

Speaker 1 But you don't.

Speaker 1 And I get mad at her. Now he got a better setup.
I do got a better setup. When they go to bed, Captain E be in there holding it down.
No, fuck the. Exactly.
Shout out to E.

Speaker 1 I'm going to fire them both.

Speaker 1 I'm going to fire them. Yeah, but look how nasty.

Speaker 1 Back that time, you taking off for a week.

Speaker 1 It reminded me how good it feels with like one less person. Like, it's just intimate.
It's intimate. We're going to fire them both together.

Speaker 1 And then I'm coming in spaces, and I still want the same appreciation. Never, nigga, I'm talking about it.
Bring me to the stage.

Speaker 1 Never.

Speaker 1 Never, nigga. Yo, when I come into space after I fire you, niggas.

Speaker 1 And for the pod to get bigger, somebody has to get fired.

Speaker 1 Like, I'll take that. The Jaywan shit, that didn't get it done.
That's my man still. He could probably come back.
But for the pod to get to the next level. What type of math you doing? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Addition by subtraction?

Speaker 1 No guarantee that in the addition. Yeah,

Speaker 1 the only nigga that

Speaker 1 won't talk.

Speaker 1 Ain't no guarantee. And that's what.
That's what is. You signed your shit.
Yo, ish. You signed your shit.
Ish. He wants niggas to be.

Speaker 1 Hold on. I'm getting the one.

Speaker 1 I'm with my man. You get the one beyond, bro.
You signed your shit. I don't want no beef with you, bro.
That's his bag. He don't got to sign another nigga.
His value is signed, nigga. Yeah, nigga.

Speaker 1 We out together, nigga.

Speaker 1 You gonna leave like a group, nigga. It's electric.

Speaker 1 Move on out this shit. You have another one.
And I'ma shit on you, nigga. I I ain't going to hold it.
I'm not even going to lie to y'all. I'm going to be totally honest and vulnerable.

Speaker 1 This show would feel the effects of you two leaving at the same time. That's true.
So I'm not, I don't have a joke. Then I got to listen to this shit.

Speaker 1 If y'all leave, she's leaving too.

Speaker 1 Hey, if you two niggas do some buddy-buddy shit, she is right behind you with Daisy. I ain't playing with y'all.
We're going to have to figure it out, rebuild again.

Speaker 1 I ain't dealing with this.

Speaker 1 I ain't dealing with this shit. If y'all get out of here, you crazy.

Speaker 1 Oh, my lord.

Speaker 1 And I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
To the people that are unable to tell when I'm joking. I don't care.

Speaker 1 They think I'm the worst nigga in the world on the bottom. Thank you.
It's coming no matter what. Yeah, don't worry about it.
It's happening. Yeah.
Yeah. Hey, a few of y'all niggas.

Speaker 1 You made me stay home. Huh? You made me stay home.
No, it's out there already. Yeah.
That's what they said. Oh, okay.
You've seen it. Yeah, no, no, no, no.
You made me stay home.

Speaker 1 Oh, no, that ain't what I say. I made you stay home.
It'shis staying home to prove his worth. He's not coming.
Do Umar by yourself.

Speaker 1 Raise my money or else it's over. That's not what they said.
Well, I said that. That's what I said.
No, I said it.

Speaker 1 The more of them said that I was being stubborn and not ye signed, so you made me stay home. That don't make sense.
Yeah, that's back. That don't even make sense.

Speaker 1 We felt your presence not here.

Speaker 1 How that makes sense.

Speaker 1 I mean, both of them make sense.

Speaker 1 Yo, dog,

Speaker 1 you not complying. Yeah, then you got to stay home and not get paid.
I wouldn't do that. He ain't gonna do that.
I'm just saying. He ain't that to you.

Speaker 1 Dog, they don't know what the fuck they talking about.

Speaker 1 Because you know why? If you don't, when you go to other podcasts, the numbers is up.

Speaker 1 He know.

Speaker 1 Hey, bad fuel.

Speaker 1 300,000. Where's this? Yo, bro, I've been chilling, you know.
You said bad fuel, so that cut off the joke I was about to make, because I know them niggas. Shout out to them.
Yeah, shout out to that.

Speaker 1 Bad fuel to decide. The numbers gonna go up when ish pop up because it'll only be 50 views before he get there anyway.

Speaker 1 That's nasty.

Speaker 1 His show up to the bums with 20 views and getting his tonight conversation back. I'm still on y'all ass.

Speaker 1 I've been up since 6 a.m. watching YouTube, trying to piece it together tonight's conversation.
They're making it tough.

Speaker 1 Shit.

Speaker 1 I told him. You want me to come up here? Let's go.
Wait, you said, what? They want to come here? I'll tell you later. They want to come here.
We're going to talk about it.

Speaker 1 We've been talking about it all week. Not trip.

Speaker 1 Nothing.

Speaker 1 I told you. Nat trip Fontaine with your fetched potting ass.

Speaker 2 I told him that. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Hey, let me know.

Speaker 1 Please come.

Speaker 1 I dubbed it because I thought you was going to say no. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 You've been homesick. We've been dying for this tonight's conversation.
You know what? Oh. No.
Okay. It's too many confusing stories.
I don't know either. Tell me all.
This nigga know.

Speaker 1 Because it's he talked. He enters every DM.
Well, he talked to everybody, and that's the part he was going to in case he left.

Speaker 1 So now they got to open that. Itch got his ducks in a row.
He's going to be right on stage in Missouri. Nah, because women will do this.

Speaker 1 That nigga's going to be a machine on the road, boy. Your mind is crazy, bro.
Hey, anybody from tonight's conversation want to have a today conversation?

Speaker 1 Please, by all means. Are you serious? Yes.

Speaker 2 I shall

Speaker 1 try to look for reasons to hit Trip.

Speaker 2 That's not what. Fuck you.

Speaker 1 Shout out to Trip. Trip is my man.
Shout out to Trip. Right.

Speaker 2 I showed you the text.

Speaker 1 Where Trip is from?

Speaker 1 Trip is wherever he's from's version of ish.

Speaker 1 From Maryland-ish. Oh, you from Maryland.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I forgot.

Speaker 1 Yo, come on. Justin Tucker.
Justin Tucker. Justin Tucker.
Justin Tucker.

Speaker 1 Yo. Tugging away.

Speaker 1 Justin Tucker, kicker for the Baltimore Ravens, kicking legend. Absolutely.
One of the best ever. One of the greatest ever.
Kicking legend. And see, after this, I'm going to say something ignorant.

Speaker 1 But let's have a serious talk this year. This year, it's all adding up a little bit.

Speaker 1 It's adding up a little bit. When this report came out, I said, ah.
Uh-huh. Turns out, Justin Tucker has a hard time kicking it.

Speaker 1 Hey,

Speaker 1 get what I'm doing. See, he's a kicker.
But he kicking it, but he keep it straight. What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 No, he might be curved.

Speaker 1 He might pull out the curve ratchet on him.

Speaker 1 All right, Justin Tucker is said to be banned from multiple massage parlors in the Baltimore area.

Speaker 1 He is being accused of inappropriate behavior,

Speaker 1 making women touch his private, ejaculating in these sessions,

Speaker 1 and they are investigating.

Speaker 1 Messed on tip, right?

Speaker 1 Pause.

Speaker 1 Which one's a long time drinking?

Speaker 1 Is he going to the washi wash? Which one are you going to? What's the washi wash? I see where this is going to. The one with the from the movie, Rush Hour.

Speaker 1 Which one, sir?

Speaker 1 Which one, sir?

Speaker 1 I'll take huh, huh?

Speaker 1 Give me a little bit of hugs. That's the washi wash.
You know what I'm saying? Ravens kicker.

Speaker 1 Ravens kicker Justin Tucker engaged in inappropriate behavior at four high-end spas and wellness centers in the Baltimore region. Oh, you can't do it without the business.

Speaker 1 You gotta go to

Speaker 1 a court.

Speaker 1 According to six massage therapists, including exposing his genitals, brushing two of them with his exposed penis, and leaving what they believed to be ejaculation on the massage table after three of his treatments.

Speaker 1 Several therapists said Tucker's behavior was so egregious that they ended his sessions early or refused to work on him again. And at two spas, management said they they banned him from returning.

Speaker 1 That number has grown since that was published.

Speaker 1 He's getting shown to me. So ladies and gentlemen, distinguished panel,

Speaker 1 what do you guys think?

Speaker 1 I think that he wouldn't, you know, you can't do that at the high-end shit. Hey, check it out.
No,

Speaker 1 Mei-Ling, Wee Long, all of them, they wouldn't have any problem doing that. Honestly.
Or Esmeralda and Maria. Yeah, they wouldn't have any problem.

Speaker 1 No, they're not going to do that.

Speaker 1 No, no, we got to acknowledge because we make fun of shit, but we got to acknowledge the women that put the extra work in to leave you satisfied. They asked you, bro.

Speaker 1 It's in the world for DEI hire. Exactly.

Speaker 1 You guys are out of pop. On top of that, though,

Speaker 1 I think. And they do it.
Don't look at me. Hey, yo, listen.
They do the problem.

Speaker 1 My problem with... Hey, yo, listen.

Speaker 1 Paul, my problem with them is they think that they don't got to use the lube.

Speaker 1 Come on, yo. They try to do the dry hand.
Yo. Because, yo, you've been massaging too much.
Get the though. They don't.
Okay, well,

Speaker 1 which one of them try to do the dry hair? Let's try this. I don't know.
You like it dry?

Speaker 1 Antoine and flip. Something's wrong.
I'm never gonna say that. Flip and Antoine.

Speaker 1 Let's try this. Can I stand up and do it? Next time.

Speaker 1 All right. That shit gave me a headache.

Speaker 1 I tried to get it on Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 You officially lost control, okay?

Speaker 1 I'm just saying.

Speaker 1 I got kicked out the crib for that.

Speaker 1 Antoine and Queen's Flip.

Speaker 1 The next time I say distinguished panel, what do you guys think? Let Mel go.

Speaker 1 Got it.

Speaker 1 Like, let her.

Speaker 1 You got a joke right there, sir. I see it in your eye.
You got a joke.

Speaker 1 Just let it up. I can't joke about you.
That's how I got sick. Look.

Speaker 1 Fuck with my vitamin B. Wait, hold up.
Y'all use it the same

Speaker 1 dropper in your mouth.

Speaker 1 Good job, see? Yo, y'all taking this light-skinned shit too far, my nigga. Wait, don't say y'all talking about.
Iwani is taking the vitamin B12 dropper

Speaker 1 in his mouth.

Speaker 1 And I saw Ish take that same dropper last week and put it in his mouth. It's Ish's dropper.
Pause.

Speaker 1 It was in your mouth. Yeah, but the germs fly like mosquitoes.

Speaker 1 Y'all brothers, for real.

Speaker 1 Y'all got it?

Speaker 1 Now he gonna rinse it off. You already put doing the gnat rinse, too.

Speaker 1 All right, Mel.

Speaker 1 Mel. Yeah, please, Mel.
Yes, please.

Speaker 1 What do you think about this, Mel?

Speaker 1 And then we'll be immature. Okay.

Speaker 1 They can't be aware of that.

Speaker 2 I don't know what makes you think I don't want to be immature with that. You know, I don't want to be immature.

Speaker 1 No, you should not be immature. So what's going to be mature? Oh, you want to be? Sorry.
Kind of. Yeah.
All right, go ahead, then.

Speaker 1 Well, set it off. Go ahead.

Speaker 1 Well, set it off. Then happy at it.

Speaker 1 Undistinguished parents.

Speaker 2 This just makes me wonder how... How often this happens? How regular is this in the occurrence? Like, has anybody in this room ever done that? I never have.

Speaker 1 I never have. Done what?

Speaker 1 Into a rubbing tug?

Speaker 1 Well, these are not rubbing tugs.

Speaker 2 These are not rubbing tugs because these are high-ends.

Speaker 1 They're rubbing into them. And that's what I want to tell all of you.
Medspun. The massage parlor is not a rubbing tug.

Speaker 1 No, they do it in the high tubbing.

Speaker 1 They do it in the high-end ones. There are rubbing tugs that are massage parlors.
Can we play out the conversation?

Speaker 1 All massage parlors are not rubbing tugs. And that's what some of these guys.
That's what they fucking up at that time. That's where they're having the problem.
They're thinking that

Speaker 1 they can make it a rubbing touch, yeah.

Speaker 1 What's called

Speaker 1 King Weekend? Uh, Wild King's night night. Wild King Night.
That nigga just won some games at the last second. Go ahead and play with my man.
You know what you're talking about? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 They must not be Ravens fans.

Speaker 1 Go

Speaker 1 wrong sport.

Speaker 1 Hey, you'll bring your friend.

Speaker 1 She and the other room bring it. What the fuck are you talking about?

Speaker 1 Try to get three points.

Speaker 1 Fuck you talk about

Speaker 1 the table.

Speaker 1 I want to acknowledge the victims in the story. Oh, no, we ain't.
Come on, you're making this name. Come on, you making this name.

Speaker 1 You're doing some bullshit, bro. I'm taking it seriously.
Okay, I take it back. No, I'm doing it, dog.

Speaker 1 Fuck it, too.

Speaker 1 Okay, the victims. No, I take it back.
Yo, your meat brush up against somebody a little bit. I mean, no harm, no foul.
The The high-end ones be having the fire joints, too.

Speaker 1 They're Egyptian Russian.

Speaker 1 You gotta get your shit off. Girl, where you, girl,

Speaker 1 where are you from?

Speaker 1 I didn't see the likes of you before. You gotta try.
The likes of you. Yo, I'm Spatline.
I'm from Croatia.

Speaker 1 Holy shit.

Speaker 1 They look good. I saw something.
I put these two together.

Speaker 1 They look at the seat models in the magazine, nigga.

Speaker 1 You really hurt me. Don't ever say distinguished patrol again.

Speaker 1 This is their shit.

Speaker 1 The high-end ones, I don't know where those Russians got to.

Speaker 1 I don't know where they find him at. Oh, man.
Blue eyes, nigga.

Speaker 1 Some ill shit. Soft-ass skin.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, man.

Speaker 1 He just had to try his shit, nigga. He just wanted to go.
He shot his head. Yo, he shot his, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 But it's multiple places.

Speaker 1 They said he left it on the table. Mel.

Speaker 1 My thing is this.

Speaker 1 You just hump it on the table. No, I don't.
And if that pre-com came out when he was laying on his stomach,

Speaker 1 white dudes be pre-coming alive.

Speaker 1 How do you know?

Speaker 1 I don't.

Speaker 1 You got it, bro. This is my problem with him.

Speaker 1 Deshaun Watson was the quarterback. Yeah.
The most important position in the game. Special team doesn't.

Speaker 1 And tried it, and it didn't go well.

Speaker 1 What make your kicker ass

Speaker 1 think that you could try it out there?

Speaker 1 Hold on now.

Speaker 1 That ain't just no kicker. Yeah.
What are you talking about? That's number one all time. My nigga.
If anybody, if any kicker is going to try it, it should be him.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but the kicker's not really a glory position.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but he's a legend. He's a legend

Speaker 1 in the city where he plays.

Speaker 2 Maybe to y'all.

Speaker 1 No, no, no.

Speaker 2 To the average, to the women working in these med spots, she don't know who the fuck he is.

Speaker 1 That's probably true.

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 They don't know who know it. They don't know how to receive it.
They might know who the court is. I don't know.
I know that's true. I don't know.
Not in Baltimore. Not in Baltimore.

Speaker 1 Where we've won a Super Bowl and you are the legend.

Speaker 2 Spetlana knows and follows football and gives a fuck.

Speaker 1 That was racist. But wait, let me tell you this.
Okay, men, whoever. Male, that's racist, too.

Speaker 1 I'm just using all the names of the girls. A lot of times when the girl, I'm not gender warrant.

Speaker 1 A lot of times when the girl don't know who the guy is, everyone else's reception of him lets her know who he is. Yeah, not just that.
Not just that. They all got cameras.

Speaker 1 That nigga's getting out of a culling then. They went like...
Walking in there with a nice watch on. He probably in shape.

Speaker 1 We playing the kickers out. Like, these niggas are still professional athletes.
That nigga's walking in there with some

Speaker 1 semblance of money and status.

Speaker 1 Success and status, yeah. You get what I'm saying? So you combine those two things.
They don't give a fuck if he a stockbroker or if he self-scagded. They're going to say I'm cabin.

Speaker 1 I still don't think that you should be able to go to the massage bar and pull your dick out and have your way. I totally agree with you.

Speaker 1 I totally agree with you. You got to find a place to know that.
I totally agree with you.

Speaker 2 How does that conversation go?

Speaker 2 How do you establish that? How do you make for certain you are in that establishment

Speaker 2 where rub and tugs are a thing?

Speaker 1 They do it for me. They do it.

Speaker 1 Can you please help me?

Speaker 1 How do they? I'm a girl.

Speaker 2 I want to live vicariously through you guys for a second.

Speaker 1 Tell me how that conversation goes. Extra services available in the back.

Speaker 1 No, turn over, Priest.

Speaker 1 Talk about me.

Speaker 1 Okay, all right, okay. Yeah, we have extra services available if you like.

Speaker 1 Okay, all right. We We have a fucking whole hidden speakeasy

Speaker 1 back there that behind that curtain,

Speaker 1 if you want to pay, then you go back there and you get a dollar. Pay the play.

Speaker 1 I just wanted to know how this happened. And you'll know because ain't nobody in the front.

Speaker 1 This is giving away all the tips.

Speaker 1 You're exposing the chills. That shit look like.
No, but listen. There used to be one right across the street from one of my exes.
I used to fight with her and be like, you know what, bitch?

Speaker 1 I want to get a massage. Yeah.

Speaker 1 They step on on your back and all that nigga.

Speaker 1 It was. You know where it is.
You know what it is, too. You and Rygai.
Oh, shit. Yo, every fuck.
That was his. My man, Ryga.
He's riding like crazy, though. Nah.
Rygai engaged now, so chill.

Speaker 1 Stop talking about Ryga. Tyler, stop doing that.

Speaker 1 Yo, when you get engaged, do you, is that one of the things, you know, you get engaged, you're supposed to share everything and let her know you.

Speaker 1 Like, do you let your fiancé know that that was your bag at one point? I would absolutely talk. My girlfriend.

Speaker 1 I would. My girl, I would tell you before that.
What she asked you?

Speaker 1 When I first. Have you ever done a rubber toe? No, when I first started talking to my girl, like we was real, real new.
And I was like, yo, I went and got a massage in the edge.

Speaker 1 And she was like, and I said, yeah.

Speaker 1 They did a little handy ass? Yeah. And I said, yes.
Let's go in. She sounded like she was knowledgeable enough to ask that to you.

Speaker 1 Yo, dog, anybody that's grown living around here knows those things are possible. Well, because when you say massage on the edge.
In the edge.

Speaker 1 We know what that edge.

Speaker 1 We know what that means.

Speaker 1 I've never done that. Me either.
You know who where you are. I never got a rubber tug.
I've never done it.

Speaker 1 Me neither. I've never done it in the rubber tug.
I've never done that. Never done what? Ish, I don't know.
Hey, yo, where's the water gun when you need it? Y'all fucking girl.

Speaker 1 There you are somewhere.

Speaker 1 I've never done that in the rubbing tug. I've never done that.
You took her out afterwards? Took who out?

Speaker 1 You know, you gotta watch him. He's a semantic man.
I never did it in the rubbing tug. I took it at the rubbing tug.

Speaker 1 We went up the street and I dropped her back off after she finished rubbing and tugging. Never did that there.
I tried one time to walk in a rubbing tug. It was in Englewood.
And

Speaker 1 my man in the nail salon or at the sandwich spot said, yo, a couple doors up, they getting money. Abody over there.
And I walked, well, I thought I was walking in there. I walked in the totally wrong.

Speaker 1 I walked in the totally wrong spot.

Speaker 1 They looked at me like I was crazy.

Speaker 1 I was famous and embarrassed. So I never did it again.
Look,

Speaker 1 I might get you that.

Speaker 1 I never did that again. I might get you that.

Speaker 1 I may be lying, though, but I still.

Speaker 1 On everything I love, I've never gotten that in a rub and tug. Not that I wouldn't.
I'm not saying I'm better than it. No, I'm just saying.

Speaker 1 I just was always too scared and paranoid to be in the wrong place or to get arrested. Some of the spots I was going to, they booked them.
All up and down here. Book them, Dano.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's the reason why I never fucked with it. Like, I just,

Speaker 1 I don't know for sure. Yeah.
How do you know for sure, for sure? Like, I had a massage, and she was mad close. I'm like, is she trying to? Where you was at? See, now that's what I hope for.

Speaker 1 I was like, I hope she just gets close. She was getting close.

Speaker 1 I was at, nigga. I was in Bayonne.

Speaker 1 What type?

Speaker 1 What's the setting? Was it Koi Fish and music?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Guitar.
Yeah. Table shower.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Hey, hey. So I'm like, I'm sitting there like, all right.
I ain't going to say nothing.

Speaker 1 What do you think the table shower is?

Speaker 1 It's the preview. It's the commercial.
But what's the table shower? What no conversation is she ain't when you date? You come in, you ask for a table shower,

Speaker 1 they lay you on the table, and they wash you up.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? I wasn't dirty.

Speaker 2 In any of these establishments, have you guys ever like,

Speaker 2 is there like milking tables up there, too?

Speaker 1 Well, see, you always gotta go through some white shit. What is a milking table, yo? Come up.
That's where that.

Speaker 1 I've seen the milking table. I'm wondering, what is that? You gotta tell people in the room.
Please, how you milk a cow? Please explain it. They have a cut a hole.

Speaker 1 Oh, and they go under.

Speaker 1 Mel, you've lived a life. Word.
And you be sitting up there. That's some Quincy Jones shit.
You have lived a life, Mel. Milking table.
That's a piece. That's a wild kingdom.
That's the white shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Mel was under the table.

Speaker 1 I'm going to go under the chair while you lay there. Yo, in our hood, the milk go up.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Oh. The milk don't go down.
Not down. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 That shit shooting the sky, nigga. That's some other niggas that Mel be fucking with.

Speaker 1 In the ripping with the sky. That shit shooting up.
Yo, I want to interrupt the broadcast to remind the audience that all of us up here think this is wrong. Of course.
Anyway,

Speaker 1 anyway, that's the one.

Speaker 1 Back to the jokes.

Speaker 1 It's always be good, too, dog.

Speaker 1 You just gotta go. You gotta find a spot.
Got to. You can't just go in the regular spot and then

Speaker 1 force that on somebody. Justin Tucker don't call Robert Kraft and see where the spots are.

Speaker 1 Dog, he's in.

Speaker 1 What are you talking about? He's in Baltimore. Clearly, that don't work.
It ain't hard for him to find one. Nigga, Deshaun was in Houston.
And it wasn't hard for him to find one either.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but you'd be thinking that. You got the wrong one.
Yeah, you're thinking that that you in the town that's lit with it, and then the town learned you.

Speaker 1 And then you in Cleveland fucking looking stupid. I think Deshaun's situation is different than Robert's.
It is. Well, very much.

Speaker 2 Yeah, because he had

Speaker 2 since coming to his house.

Speaker 1 I'll tell you later. Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 It's different. Okay.
Because in my opinion, I don't want to come off insensitive. If that happens, I'm not repeat visiting you.
True.

Speaker 1 It's a play. You know what I'm saying? Jerk me off.
What?

Speaker 1 Come on. Towel up.
Stop playing. Man, you being there mad, frustrated.
Like, yo. Nigga, if I wanted to massage, my girl could do that.
Like, come on. No, that's part of it.

Speaker 1 It just hit the body. Come on, hit the shit.
It's a full body. They do the ill shit, son.
I get excited when the massage masseuse turned me over and hit the nips a little bit.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 What'd you say? Turn over, please. No.
Wait, what?

Speaker 1 Turn over priest.

Speaker 1 He don't go to that one. He goes to other shit.

Speaker 1 Look, no, no. He goes to the fence.
At the very very end, they start hitting you with the.

Speaker 1 On your legs.

Speaker 1 She hit your little, man. This should be too lucky.
And my face.

Speaker 1 And my face.

Speaker 1 And my face be in the little massage hole. Two more taps.
You're going to get it. She put the little elixir under there so you can smell it.
Inhale some.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. Please jerk it.

Speaker 1 Yo, the shasmin and frankincense. Yo.

Speaker 1 Something's wrong with you niggas. Yo, I'm a huge baby.
Yo, Tai Diggin. I promise you, I have a lot of people.
I'm done with that. You're not going to keep it with Asker.

Speaker 1 Yo, you're going to be a good one.

Speaker 1 You're not going to hit me with the spearmint.

Speaker 1 You said I low-key wanted to ask her.

Speaker 1 She was mad close. You started playing too.
Do y'all think he has a job next season? A thousand percent. Hell yes.
The Cowboys will take him. He got a job in multiple next season.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 I meant a job with the Rainbows. Yes, yes.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yes, we won't take him.

Speaker 1 We got a thousand percent daughter. So he's going to work.
Yes, there. Joe, he makes $1.2 million a year.
Wait, excuse me? That's all he makes. Kicker's so big, which would he?

Speaker 1 And he's him. Justin Tucker makes $1.6 million.
He had a base of $1.5 million. Yo, hey, hold up.
Hey, Big Doe, you don't make enough to get this off. You crazy.
You don't make enough to get this off.

Speaker 1 No, he does not. You're getting it.
No, he does not make enough.

Speaker 1 He's a four-year deal for $17.5 million in 2022. So then he don't make a million a year.
That was this year's notion. You know that sometimes they'll backload the contract or front-load the contract.

Speaker 1 Hey. Four-year, $17 mil, he makes enough to get jerked off.
Not in the last year.

Speaker 1 He still got more money. He got one more year.
You're saying the person that makes that $1.8 million. If you make $1.8 million,

Speaker 1 you cannot walk in a massage parlor that is not a rubbing tug and have it your way like Burger King. No, you can't.
You can't rub it on. You are crazy.
You got it. I disagree with y'all.

Speaker 1 You got America fucked up. Yo, you too rich.
You're starting to piss me off. Hell.
You're starting to piss me off. Yo, that million dollars

Speaker 1 is life to them.

Speaker 1 I don't think you could get that off with a million dollars. Joe.
What? You can, that's it. Oh, oh, oh.
Yeah. Are you crazy? You can do it with 500.

Speaker 1 $600,000. I'm walking in there like this.
What's your problem? Let me reword it. Yes, you can.
I don't think you should. Nigga.
I don't think you should at no amount of money. Nah, hold up.

Speaker 1 When Robert Kraft went and handled his, we didn't say a word. They didn't know he was Robert Kraft.
They thought he was an old-ass show white man. I'm done with you.
I don't believe that at all.

Speaker 1 You knew Robert Kraft. I got nine Super Bowls, seven, whatever the fuck I got in here.
You know Robert Robert Kraft. His super.
And his hair looked like you ain't got to know him.

Speaker 1 That nigga looked like he looked like money. He didn't look like

Speaker 1 a billion. No, no, no, no, no.
That nigga got the collar on his shirt that don't. Justin Tucker walking in there with a Nike tech suit on still and some bullshit.
No, you just can't get that off.

Speaker 1 Joe, four years, $17.5 million. Don't beat me down with that.
No, that's not what he... Yeah, they

Speaker 1 cross loading the contract. He's just saying the nigga that make one point, whatever, in a year.
You cannot do that. You can't do it.
They're going to get you. I disagree with him.

Speaker 1 I'm saying they're going to get you.

Speaker 1 Oh, they're not going to look off of what? Yes, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 Yes, you can do that. I'm saying that ain't enough.
That ain't enough for the Burger King treat. Yo, doggie, doggie.
He signed the extension already for $25 to $27. Guess how much that was?

Speaker 1 $13.5. So when you add them up, nigga, he's made $31 million in the last six years.
That nigga could walk in there with a dirty t-shirt on with some pump pump shorts on and get jerked off.

Speaker 1 You out your mind.

Speaker 2 That's a hell of a visual.

Speaker 1 You're saying without ramification. No, I'm not saying that.
That's what he's saying.

Speaker 1 That's what he's talking about. I don't think it's no amount of money that you could do that.
He shouldn't have to be a bad person.

Speaker 1 Robert Kraft was in the rubbing tug. And didn't have a problem at all.
Man, picked up. Oh, okay.
Picked up the child.

Speaker 1 In the rubbing tug, you're not going to have that problem at all. That's where Robert Kraft was.
He was in the rubbing tug that was underinvested.

Speaker 1 My hand right here is in the high-end medi spot joint. Yeah.
You're in the wrong spot to get that off. So no matter how much you pay.
You in the wrong spot if you're not Robert Kraft.

Speaker 1 You think Robert Kraft would go in the high-end medi spot and get it off? Yes, that's what I'm saying. That's what you're saying.
Yes. I don't know.
Robert Kraft could go in the massage spot.

Speaker 1 Hey, the resort.

Speaker 1 The resort spot. Order one.
Hey, just need a spot. Any spot.
In Shore Hills. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Nigga. Hold on.
If Robert Kraft come in here, I'm going to take that nigga in that little bag.

Speaker 1 Give him a little massage.

Speaker 1 Give him a little massage.

Speaker 1 Give him a little thumb hand.

Speaker 1 Get Robert Kraft a little something, something, nigga. You'll give him a thumb hand.
Nigga, I'm getting equity in Kraft.

Speaker 1 That means you got cheesy.

Speaker 1 Hey.

Speaker 1 That's your problem. Y'all don't know when to turn gay.

Speaker 1 You right. Robert Kraft coming in.
You right.

Speaker 1 You right. Then they want to come get on my yacht.
Nope.

Speaker 1 Nope. Take your straight ass to your Chevrolet.

Speaker 1 Nigga, they showed, they showed.

Speaker 1 They showed the Jacksonville Jaguars owner just pulling up to the Super Bowl early on like a Tuesday. Oh.
You seen it? Oh. Did you see all of his shit? I be there.

Speaker 1 That yacht that he pulled up in, you don't have to know who he is. True.

Speaker 1 That shit was 700 feet long, came with a submer.

Speaker 1 Shit. That shit had a club, a disco,

Speaker 1 helicopter, landing pad, swimming pool, six decks. I think that shit cost like, what did they say that shit cost?

Speaker 1 Something like 300 million.

Speaker 1 It's worth 360.

Speaker 1 Dog. The yacht.
If I have one of those, I can call the regular space. Yo, that shit got three pools, a spa, a gym, a basketball court.
Look at the spa's already. He's got a quick task.

Speaker 1 Look, pickleball. And the workers.

Speaker 1 They quit. Yeah.
Look.

Speaker 1 A pickleball court and a helipad on the yacht.

Speaker 1 I'm telling y'all that if I have one of those,

Speaker 1 I'm calling Amex to set up my rubbing tower. Yo, look, look, this is the funny part.
That's one of his yachts. He got three of them.

Speaker 1 He got a 197-footer, he got a 315, and he got the 400-foot. The 400-foot is named the Kiss Mit.
Kiss it. That's where it's at.
Kiss it. Yeah, kiss it.
Don't just rub it. Yeah, don't just rub it.

Speaker 1 You gotta kiss this thing.

Speaker 1 Helipad on it.

Speaker 1 Bro, you cheating.

Speaker 1 Bro, that's cheat code.

Speaker 1 They said he's it costs 40 million a year on just operations maintenance

Speaker 1 that's where the money really be at it don't be in the boat and the price of the boat it being what it costs to maintain the boat dock it like them docks up here them shits ain't cheap

Speaker 1 i know niggas that sold they boots because the the maintenance was so much it also ain't none of them boats over here no no no but again for those they cost man with my old bitch i don't know who you was talking in my little old bitch used to have to connect with one of these niggas on the yacht used to stay stay bringing me over there.

Speaker 1 Now I got to fucking kiki with this dude.

Speaker 1 I was doing it. She might have kiki with him, too.
Ain't no mita about it.

Speaker 1 There's some instances where it's cool for your work to bring you around her old work, and that's one of them. Hey,

Speaker 1 we're going to the yacht over here at around 11 p.m. Just come.
All right, bet.

Speaker 1 I just show up and I say word.

Speaker 1 I even took his card.

Speaker 1 I didn't didn't get the same reaction when I texted him.

Speaker 1 This nigga joking. Man,

Speaker 1 French had this hood in a frenzy pulling up to La Marino on a yacht with Chloe Kardashian. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It don't say.

Speaker 1 French was one that did it right with that. Don't do that.

Speaker 1 Don't do that. Don't do it because you're going to judge me and call me all types of liars and shit.
Don't do that. You bugger.
You wouldn't.

Speaker 1 I'm not saying I wouldn't. Okay.

Speaker 1 I probably wouldn't.

Speaker 1 I probably wouldn't. That's like how I feel when I see these niggas fucking jet skiing out here.
No, that's not. I know it's not the same.
I said that's how I feel. Okay.

Speaker 1 Lamarina, you could have drove and caused the same madness hopping out with Chloe. Chloe Kardashian.

Speaker 1 Not that madness that that had. It wasn't a real beach, you know.
I know. I know.
Which makes it even flyer.

Speaker 1 I was hating.

Speaker 1 See.

Speaker 1 I'll I'll take that. How many other niggas pulled up with Chloe Kardashi on the yacht? I know some niggas that pulled up with boats and they ain't had no Chloe and they ain't had no yacht.

Speaker 1 A little 47-footer.

Speaker 1 How many years ago was that? A lot. 10.
They still remember it.

Speaker 1 You convinced me.

Speaker 1 I don't think I would do it, but I'm not mad at French doing it. Y'all seen French on the cover, whatever magazine it was, looking like his face was fucking AI'd on.

Speaker 1 He did like some bodybuilding mag. It was a bodybuilder man.
It was one of them Aquilin's mags, but he was shirtless. It might have been GQ and he had his fucking

Speaker 1 face on. He was at the Paris

Speaker 1 Fashion Week

Speaker 1 two weeks ago.

Speaker 1 Just sitting down looking like money. I said, this nigga French.

Speaker 1 For 15 years, I've been trying to figure out where French money comes from. No, bullshit.

Speaker 1 I ain't heard a hand in a long time.

Speaker 1 That nigga getting money, man.

Speaker 1 He be around the money.

Speaker 1 Listen, let me tell you,

Speaker 1 the spots where the people really have money. You know what I'm saying? Like, it'd be spots where niggas is a little flashy.
Some of these spots, my nigga, they got money, money.

Speaker 1 Shit, my problem wasn't even French back in the day. It's his fucking brother running around.

Speaker 1 Like, that Monaco and that Saint Chopin, all that shit, my nigga, you can't front deer.

Speaker 1 French brother was, man, that mine. Anyway.

Speaker 1 Shout out to French. Indeed.
For sure. And drop the music, nigga.

Speaker 1 No. Why?

Speaker 1 For what? We already keep saying ain't no money in there. Because we own a 10%

Speaker 1 oil company somewhere that make...

Speaker 1 I'm finished Landman, too. No, y'all absolutely right.
I'm finished Landman.

Speaker 1 Good.

Speaker 1 You like that?

Speaker 1 Of course I liked it. Well, you wasn't...
Yeah, I had to get past it. I forced myself to get past it.
So what's your thoughts now?

Speaker 1 I figured that Landman was right up his alley. He threw me off with that shit he was talking about.
No, it is.

Speaker 1 It's that money. You know, them niggas be making them deals, deals.
Andy Garcia done jumped on board. We about to see what happens.
Season two is going to be informational.

Speaker 1 Season two is going to be great. They announced

Speaker 1 Squid Game for June. Yeah.
The end of June. The rest of Squid Game.

Speaker 1 Don't do that because you're going to watch it. I didn't finish this one.
I didn't see it either. I started the first episode, got halfway through it.
I was like, I'm cool.

Speaker 1 It wasn't but fucking four episodes, right?

Speaker 1 Don't know how to do that.

Speaker 1 It was all right. No, it was pretty good.
It was pretty good.

Speaker 1 I'm saving that paradise.

Speaker 1 Paradise.

Speaker 1 Don't tell me nothing about it. I did it.
Paradise. What's Paradise on? Some Hulu.
Hulu. Everybody telling me me Paradise is so crazy.
It's Hulu. Yeah.
I just watched episode one again last night.

Speaker 1 Don't tell me nothing about it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Now two is out.

Speaker 1 Oh, they're only on two. Yeah.
Brand new show. Oh, so one was that fire for ye niggas to tell me about it? Yes.
One was fire. Huh.

Speaker 1 Sterling, Sterling, Sterling K. Brown.

Speaker 2 Oh, that. And James Marsden.

Speaker 1 This is Us. This is us.
This is us. He didn't see This Is Us.
Yeah, you know what? Oh, shit.

Speaker 2 Oh, he played.

Speaker 2 He played, what was his, in

Speaker 2 People vs. OJ Simpson?

Speaker 1 He played.

Speaker 1 Who's his name? Yes. Yeah, he did.
What was his name?

Speaker 1 The black attorney.

Speaker 1 He played Marcia Clark.

Speaker 1 I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 Not Johnny Cochrane. That's the other side.
Not Johnny Cochrane.

Speaker 1 Darden. He played Dardenner.
Yes, Christopher Darden.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you've seen this in the movie Board. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Playing everything. Black Arts.
Dylan K. Brown is the guy that was shitting on Jennifer Lopez for their whole press run.

Speaker 1 I think they did a movie or some shit together, and they kept doing press runs.

Speaker 1 And he kept shitting on her for not being Spanish.

Speaker 1 Because she kept trying to pander, yeah, you know, in the Bronx. And he'd be sitting there like,

Speaker 1 yeah, in the Bronx. Oh, shit.
Hey, look it up if you didn't see it because it's some of the funniest stuff in the world in the world.

Speaker 1 Funniest stuff in the world.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 In the Bronx. Yeah, in the Bronx.
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 That nigga puffed.

Speaker 1 Forget it.

Speaker 1 Yo, dog.

Speaker 1 Shorty from the club was like, no, he did it.

Speaker 1 I got the bullets in my face. Yeah, I watched it, man.
He had two guns. I'd seen him.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was him that

Speaker 1 did it. But anyway.
And the driver, when he started talking, I was like,

Speaker 1 I'm not taking it. He asked me for a.
Oh, yeah, the driver gave it up. Yeah, I looked back there.
He had a gun.

Speaker 1 He rolled the window down.

Speaker 1 Then he's going to ask me, yo, I'll give you $50,000. But hold his ring.
That was his number. I keep saying that.
You said that. That 50,000 number, the city college payouts.

Speaker 1 They went through all of that? Yes. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 They went through the timeline from young to now.

Speaker 1 So with that being said, and you just keep saying,

Speaker 1 no disrespect to Puff, but you just keep getting away with shit. You just keep getting away with it.
It creates a monster.

Speaker 1 It creates a thing where now you just touch more and more and more and more money. So now I've got to give you 50.
I can give you 500 at the drop of a hat.

Speaker 1 You create this entity where I'm untouchable in anything that I do. I either got enough connections that I could get out of it or I could pay my way out of it.
They basically say that.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Like all of these niggas with power. It ain't just puffers, just mad niggas that get to a certain level of success.
That's what they're used to. Donald Trump is used to that.

Speaker 1 And they brought up his speech again from the Lifetime Achievement Awards he won with the nasty one where he was like... Man, child DeCassie for the dark times.
It's like, yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 Dog, you are nuts. It just shows show what type of monster you deal with, bro.
Some niggas... I'm going to take this moment to remind you, I'm him.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm him.

Speaker 1 Yes,

Speaker 1 because that also is a form of abuse. I recognize that.

Speaker 1 But... It's a different level of arrogance, bro.

Speaker 1 And you might be disconnected. Well, no, it said to me...

Speaker 1 How long he may have known about what was to come behind the scenes.

Speaker 2 No, they said that that comment was what made her say, All right, fuck this. Yeah, they said that.
And that was why she started the

Speaker 1 civil. But they said that.

Speaker 2 She's sitting at home with her two children, and he's still trying to, like, you know, bait her.

Speaker 1 No, she was antagonizing him. That was too odd, though.

Speaker 1 Instagram and all that shit I heard.

Speaker 1 What's that? Yeah, when she got married, he put the post up. All of that type of shit.
I heard even liking her pictures and all that shit.

Speaker 1 Well, I believe it. Well, you know, there's people that believe the other side.
If this is my abuser here and you just keep throwing reminders out there,

Speaker 1 I done moved on. I done went over here and here, you just got to pop up and just keep reminding me.
Yeah, dog. I'm all right.
You know what? Let's do something about this.

Speaker 1 Yeah, give me my fucking 30 million niggas. Let's do something.
Or more.

Speaker 1 One more. Give my shit.
That was then. I think that was the settlement.
I ain't gonna marry my broke trainer nigga, man. Fuck this nigga.
I know, he don't do. He no broke.
He ain't broke.

Speaker 1 They ain't broke no more. No, no.
No broke. No, no.
Blue Wolverine looking nigga.

Speaker 1 I heard he's a dope nigga, too. I heard his fly nigga.
Ish.

Speaker 1 Sight just horse. His man's told me.

Speaker 1 You was there when the person told me, so stop. I don't want.

Speaker 1 What the hell? How did he do that?

Speaker 1 How did he do that? See what that's, ish. How did he even do that just now? I was there.
I don't want to be there. No, they, they.
I don't want to call a nigga broke on national TV.

Speaker 1 The nigga, they said the nigga wasn't necessarily broke. I take it back.

Speaker 1 There you go, bro. I'm just trying to have fun.
Me too. Me too.

Speaker 1 You was there when they told me. You remember everything I forgot.

Speaker 1 I don't remember. How convenient.
Hey, once a nigga starts telling me about how good of a guy somebody is, I tune it out.

Speaker 1 That's a shit.

Speaker 1 Nigga, I ain't listening to this shit.

Speaker 1 Thoughts and Pierce. Sure.
Thoughts and Pierce, Thoughts and Pierce. Also, Terry Rogier of the Miami.
He formerly of the Charlotte, whatever their names is, the Bobcats and the Celtics, the Hornets.

Speaker 1 Who are they again? The Hornets and Hornets. Oh, they're back to the Hornets.

Speaker 1 Yeah, in the Celtics. Yeah, but

Speaker 1 the game that they're highlighting is a Hornets game. It's a Hornets game.
That he supposedly threw.

Speaker 1 Terry Rogere is under investigation for his alleged involvement in the gambling ring that is tied to Jante Porter, who they already got. Niggas rattin.
Yep. Niggas rattin.

Speaker 1 Well, no.

Speaker 1 Well, maybe.

Speaker 1 Maybe.

Speaker 1 But they said this was a little suspicious. Let me find my notes.

Speaker 1 Because around the game in question, there was a young lady tweeting in a now deleted tweet, of course, saying,

Speaker 1 hey,

Speaker 1 I'm betting the under on, oh, I'm with,

Speaker 1 they was killing the girl for fucking with Terry Roger. And she said something to the effect of,

Speaker 1 yeah, I'm with him betting the under, though, so fuck what you talking about. And then that was the game where, let me find the game.
Let me find the game, because it was shady. Okay.
Let's see.

Speaker 1 Y'all talk. Yeah, because I was considered wrong with just that part.
I was just saying, I'm betting there.

Speaker 1 It's shady if it is. The game in question was March 23rd, 2023.
He was a hornet. He only played nine minutes and 34 seconds.

Speaker 1 He finished with five points, four rebounds, and two assists before leaving with a foot injury. He didn't play the last eight games of the season as a result either.

Speaker 1 And Rogier is not charged with the crime or accused of wrongdoing at this moment.

Speaker 1 But federal prosecutors are investigating whether Terry Rogier manipulated his performance in 2023 as part of an illegal sports betting scheme. That is nowhere near enough for me.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's nothing. Especially because he didn't play no more after that.
The nigga might have really been hurt. That's one.
And number two, that nigga was kicking up.

Speaker 1 If you only played nine minutes, you had five points, four rebounds, and two assists. You was getting busy.

Speaker 1 If you make up an injury and check yourself out of the game and now everybody that bet under on Terry Roger hit, then you're investigating. investigating.

Speaker 1 I'm not disagreeing, but you ain't have to do what you did in that nine minutes. Yo, that's hard to do.
Listen, five points. What was the lineup?

Speaker 1 Four rebounds and two assists is hard to do in nine minutes, bro. Six or nine.
It's hard to do in nine minutes. That's very hard to do.
That's not easy to do.

Speaker 1 It's nobody is debating whether Terry Roger is nice or not. He's nice.
But I could have played lackadaisical. I ain't have to, you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 You left the game, which is the same trick. And you ain't come back no more this season.
That's the same trick.

Speaker 1 No, yeah, but that's the same trick that jante porter was pulling with hey i'm injured i need to not play anymore all right his prop bets that night was around 21 and a half points six assists and four rebounds

Speaker 1 in the event that you fake an injury and get out the game and now the whole country has hit on you we're investigating you that that's all i'm saying yeah i'm terry rogier is nice he's been in the slump recently but i'm not disappointed actually he's been in the worst slump all like like if it was going up and down up and down i would say yeah but that just one game that's not proven enough for me

Speaker 1 I'm not saying he didn't do what they accusing him are accusing him of doing what I'm saying. You don't think that's enough to be investigated? No.
Oh, you crazy. Okay, so wait, there's more.

Speaker 1 So get them freeze. And this this tweet is still up.
Somebody posted the whole shit and everything, and he had them for under six and a half assists. And his tweet says, at least I was in on it today.

Speaker 1 Got lucky that I was fed some inside info that Rosier was leaving in the first or second quarter, depending on the game flow in live lines, so that his unders would hit.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 he posted his. That's different.
That's totally, that's totally different.

Speaker 1 And he's saying, I got inside info that he's leaving early. On the same day of the game, that's some other shit.
That's different. That's other shit.
Oh, that's what I thought I was saying to you.

Speaker 1 No, no, that's not. That was said differently.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 If you're part of a gambling ring and you fake your own injury to leave the game so people can hit under.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 A nigga. A lot of people Say was

Speaker 1 what proves that niggas knew he was going to do that. So look,

Speaker 1 even more,

Speaker 1 a couple of the sports books pulled the Rosier lines before the game. So the people that got it in early got it in.
He was still going to play, and I guess they got win too of what was going on.

Speaker 1 So they took him down. You can't bet him.

Speaker 1 Oh, damn. Yeah, these niggas talk too much.

Speaker 1 I fuck with Terry Rosier. He tough.
I do. He can play.
He can play yeah

Speaker 1 i cannot believe let me not say that i can't either that's not true i can't believe it i can't believe it i can't believe that players terry rogier is a little different from jante porter he got his bag yeah terry rogier dude that was making 350k and i gotta make ends meet yeah he got paid you are correct man

Speaker 1 what you i could you could We've seen shit where

Speaker 1 one of your peoples is into it with somebody and you got to make right for them.

Speaker 1 That's possible. We've seen, there's ways where it could come back to

Speaker 1 me. I'm not paying you out of my pocket, bro.
That nigga signed a $96 million deal. You in it with Joe? How much he owe you?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't understand it. Here, I don't.
I'm not throwing no game and risking my career of $100 million over some money. If Joe owe you $3 million and you're going to fuck him up, huh?

Speaker 1 I'm going to take, I'm going to write you $3.5. We good? $3.5.
I'm going to give you an extra $5,000 for your uh

Speaker 1 inconvenience

Speaker 1 here nigga you owe me three million dollars but i'm not throwing my hundred million and he's still young he could he about to get another re-up was

Speaker 1 but he's still

Speaker 1 you playing around adam silver one of the best attorneys on the planet like yo dog y'all keep thinking y'all keep thinking adam silver just the commissioner i think a lot of these athletes know what's going on and they play the game that's possible to be honest with you

Speaker 1 i wouldn't well i'm gonna chill yeah i'm i i'll leave it alone all right i'm calling all of them stupid.

Speaker 1 It will be stupid. I'm calling each one of them stupid.

Speaker 1 Because John Tay Porter ain't even, he ain't even cake off, really, from what's been reported to risk it all like that or to put the heat on my brother who's just signed a big contract.

Speaker 1 This nigga is crazy. This nigga's made $126 million, my nigga.
Rogier. Yes.
Yeah, I'm not playing with him. And he's still in his...

Speaker 1 That's just to date. Right.
He's still got 50 million left on his contract. And then he gonna get another contract after that.

Speaker 1 It might not be 100 mil, but it might be because the salaries is going up. Dog, when niggas stop me in the street and be like, yo, y'all gonna talk about this LePaw tomorrow?

Speaker 1 I'll be like, chill, chill, chill. I mean, I can't give you the sauce because

Speaker 1 I can't let you know. A little different, but kind of the same to me.
I'm not telling nobody outside nothing about my gig.

Speaker 1 J Roger, hold your head, dog. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Hold your head.

Speaker 1 While we're on sports or Hornet business, Lamello Ball, snub or not for the All-Star game? Definitely.

Speaker 1 1,000%.

Speaker 1 Who the guards? I couldn't disagree more.

Speaker 1 On the bench? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Cade.

Speaker 1 Keep going. I'll pull it up.
I'm about to look.

Speaker 1 I'll pull it up.

Speaker 1 Cade don't get a guaranteed vote over him.

Speaker 1 Yes, he does. Cade is tough, though.
No, Cade been killing. They both been killing.

Speaker 1 And they've been winning. Jalen Brunson and Donovan Mitchell,

Speaker 1 Jalen Brown, Darius Garland, Cade, Dame Lillard, Tyler Herrow are the guards.

Speaker 1 He got an argument. I'm not letting him in.
He has an argument. He has an argument, but they won 11 games.

Speaker 1 You didn't impact winning. Your stats are great.
I'll have to talk about Trey Young.

Speaker 1 Trey Young leading the league and assists.

Speaker 1 Trey Young leading the league and assists and averaging 20 points. I think he's the first guard ever to average 20 points and more than 10 assists multiple seasons and not make all-star either one.

Speaker 1 I have the conversation about Trey Young. Lamello Ball, you won 11 and 12 games.

Speaker 1 So this is what happens.

Speaker 1 All right, so this is what happens. The fans picked the starters, right?

Speaker 1 Fans picked the starters. Not solely.
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 1 I think they changed that. All right, but I know coaches and

Speaker 1 they did change it because Jalen and Cat was 50% fans, 25% players, and 25% coaches. So it's not just the fan vote anymore.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Fans accounted for 50%.

Speaker 1 Players and media account for 25% apiece. So before.
Coaches.

Speaker 1 You don't say that. Players and media.
But whatever. Okay, cool.
Allegedly, people don't like Trey.

Speaker 1 It says attitude is shitty. So if your attitude is shitty, I can see how the media, the coaches, and the players will vote you out of sitting on the bench.

Speaker 1 So if you don't automatically get to the starter role, then your odds of getting a bench spot could be less than favorable. I understand that.

Speaker 1 Even though he's a monster.

Speaker 1 He's a monster, but I could see that.

Speaker 1 And now,

Speaker 1 he might not have got snubbed because

Speaker 1 for him to not make it, then somebody else would have been in his seat. Cade has been killing.

Speaker 1 Dame Lillard is Dame Lillard, especially with the fans. Because I don't necessarily even know if Dame Lillard is having a way better season than Ball is having.

Speaker 1 My nigga Ball's had a couple 50-point games this year. He's killing.
So he also missed a lot of time with injuries. And again, they got 12 wins.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 He ain't get snubbed. He ain't get snubbed.
Is he deserving of a spot? Yes, but he ain't get snubbed. All-star week in his weird this year, San Fran, yes, Debay.

Speaker 1 I didn't say nothing. Me either? What are you talking about? Niggas is terrible.

Speaker 1 So we got Grammy weekend, Super Bowl weekend, and All-Star weekend.

Speaker 1 Three weekends in a row. Yep.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 New Orleans and San Fran

Speaker 2 and LA.

Speaker 1 LA, New Orleans, San Fran.

Speaker 1 Yep.

Speaker 1 That's it, man. I know.

Speaker 1 Listen, I'm glad. I'm a Jehovah's Witness, nigga.

Speaker 1 I'm safe.

Speaker 1 I ain't got time for that hootin' any boy. Let Zael, the young niggas, go have fun, man.
It is going to be a lot of hooting anymore. I can't get out.
It's a lot.

Speaker 1 The mockery. And especially after they just got Justin Tucker, man, I'm going to go out there and get in my bag.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Might want to not bring Lube to the strip club for a moment, too.

Speaker 1 Hey, when you got the lube. What?

Speaker 1 Huh?

Speaker 1 You take the lube to the strip club? You take the lube to the strip club? Not intentionally, but sometimes it's in my bag. Yeah.
The lube just carry around in your bag. Yeah.
Yeah, sometimes.

Speaker 1 Just in case.

Speaker 1 Depending on where I'm coming from.

Speaker 1 Where would you be coming from? That the lube would just be in your bag. Like a trip, like out of town.

Speaker 1 So you go home before you go to the bag. You don't unpack it in the back.
Yes. Sometimes you forget to fucking take it out of your bag.
In a side pocket.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like niggas be fucking going to the airports without the gun in the bag that they forgot to take out.

Speaker 1 Got it. Same thing.
Different gun.

Speaker 1 Anytime I bring the lube with me by mistake, BIP be packed. Man, damn.

Speaker 1 These niggas will not get out of there. Gotta go hit security.
Hey, clear this off on the big dog.

Speaker 1 Somebody niggas back there. Hey, big dog.
Get that other room. Give them about 10 minutes.

Speaker 1 Clear it on it. Hey, they time up.
Let it rain. Clear it out.

Speaker 1 Let it rain.

Speaker 1 Let's go. Let's go.

Speaker 1 Let's get it. Let's get it.
Let's get it.

Speaker 1 In about 10 minutes, go over there and shine on him.

Speaker 1 Shine light on.

Speaker 1 Security, that flashlight.

Speaker 1 Nigga, yo. Yo.
I'm joking, by the way. Please refer to the tag in the front.

Speaker 1 Please refer to the tag. When's the next time you're going out, bro? In the front.

Speaker 1 Whenever my girl thinks it'd be a good time. Oh, so she's up here? No.
No.

Speaker 1 Oh, whenever she says that, it's a good one. Whenever she thinks it would be an opportune time.

Speaker 1 I'm going to go out with you. Shut up.
No, you're not. I'm going to go to Starlitz again.
You know, I can't go without my boy. Yeah, if I go out, I got to go on Thursday, though.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I got to go with my boy, man. My boy, Joe.
Why Thursday? I don't normally go out the day before a workday. Why Thursday for you? Because it's L night day.
Nah, it's L night.

Speaker 1 And if I don't go on L night, she's going to be tight if I go on somebody L'night.

Speaker 1 I ain't going to lie. L had some work in there last night.

Speaker 1 I don't normally go out on work nights. It's new work.
I'm not going to lie. I just hope to ask some work in the air.
I saw the pictures. I saw the picture.
I saw the picture.

Speaker 1 I saw the pictures. Right on the gram.
The floor was flooded. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I didn't send no pictures to L and say, who's this?

Speaker 1 No, I did not. Of course you did.
I didn't do that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that wouldn't be right. No.
No, you can't do that. I'm prepping for marriage, man.
There you go. There you go.
I ain't got time for these skeezers.

Speaker 1 Ain't nothing in the streets but trouble.

Speaker 1 Ain't nothing in the streets but trouble, dog. Let's go better up.
Ain't nothing to open after 2 a.m. but some legs.

Speaker 1 All the old nigga phrases apply now. I ain't got time for these skeezers.
Skeezers, y'all. That is funny, dude.
You got it in control.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. What else is important or unimportant? We had Terry Virginia.
Oh, ASAP. ASAP, ASAP.
Homeboy took the stand. Yes, yes.
Relly.

Speaker 1 Relly took the stand, said, he shot me. He's trying to kill me.
He tried to end me.

Speaker 1 What do we think?

Speaker 1 They tore him up on cross-examination, though. Did they? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, see,

Speaker 1 I ain't read about the cross-exam. No, this trial is a little bit fun.
I'm reading this shit every day.

Speaker 1 No, but I thought it, because when I saw what I saw, he's like, yo, he's yelling, nigga, I'll kill you right now, all that other shit. I was like, oh, yeah, he the cross is just paying him.

Speaker 1 He's taking a liar that's a lot of people. He's taking a wild cleft.
Yeah, I was about to say, he's taking a wild cleft vacation. But if they did good in the cross-examination, then maybe not.

Speaker 1 Let me see if I can find

Speaker 1 something for y'all.

Speaker 1 That's all I that's all I keep saying is he should have just took the deal. I still think he should have took the deal.

Speaker 1 But I mean, I'm just more. How long you had to say? A year? Six months? six months six months six months three years probation seven

Speaker 1 gone check me in right now. Check me in

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 Yeah. He don't need no job.
I don't care if I got a felony on my record. He said it messes with his brand.

Speaker 1 My wife is worth two B's. Yeah, but I got live off her.
I got my wife. Oh, the court said that's not his wife.

Speaker 1 I don't think it matters either. She showed up to court, so.

Speaker 1 Yeah. She digmatized.
She's my wife. Man, I put

Speaker 1 toward a pop.

Speaker 1 Hey, hey, hey.

Speaker 1 I want $65,000 a month.

Speaker 1 Hood reporters.

Speaker 1 Court Relly coming out of court.

Speaker 1 Hey, Relly.

Speaker 1 Some people call you a snitch. What'd you say about that?

Speaker 1 Snitch.

Speaker 1 Any comment on that? Would you be a snitch if somebody tried it too?

Speaker 1 Nah, I don't never snitch.

Speaker 1 I bitch, shut up. I got a bullet in my leg right now.

Speaker 1 Ice gonna get you in there.

Speaker 1 I'm a snitch, though.

Speaker 1 Say Walmart. Damn it.

Speaker 1 Come here, my man. Go ahead and say Walmart.
Come on, come here. I thought

Speaker 1 I had the fucking cross-examination. I'm trying to find it really quick.
What you snitching? Somebody shot at you. Not that I think it matters.
I'm glued to this trial. I am glued to this trip.

Speaker 1 I just shot him, man. That's it.
I hope ASAP don't see no jail time. Yeah, I'm not.
My thing is... There's another state I would feel better.

Speaker 1 You just see yourself. No, but you're not explaining me.

Speaker 1 Here's my question. I see myself, but you're not explaining me.
So, what I'm supposed to say is that was true.

Speaker 1 You're not exempt.

Speaker 1 Did you see yourself? This is the cross. Did you hear yourself? I hurt myself.
Was that truthful? What's truthful? What you just said?

Speaker 1 That I love him or like he was cool. I don't know what you mean.
I said a lot of things.

Speaker 1 The part that you said,

Speaker 1 if I said, fuck you, it was sort of wishy-washy with love, you know.

Speaker 1 Okay, true, true, true.

Speaker 1 In fact, on September 18th, 2021,

Speaker 1 at nine, at 8:19 a.m., you text Rocky, fuck everything about you, fake ass gay nigga, right?

Speaker 1 Of course not. Of course not.
Okay. I'm going to show you a text message out.

Speaker 1 Got him. Oh.
Got him.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 Take a a look at that.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 Be with the audio.

Speaker 1 September 18th, 2021, 8.19 a.m.

Speaker 1 No matter how much the nigga tried, you not charge it. I think they're changing.

Speaker 1 Fuck everything about you, you fake ass nigga. I can't hate you.
Suck a ass guy nigga. Then you change guy to get.

Speaker 1 Remember sending that message?

Speaker 1 Bro, this is in 21. I understand.
Everything I talk about here today is in 21.

Speaker 1 Every text message we had short yesterday was in 21.

Speaker 1 Think about you asking me now, do I remember.

Speaker 1 Got him.

Speaker 1 Got him.

Speaker 1 You can't have a clear memory for 2021 for the shit that you want to have a clear memory about, and now you get a foggy memory about one specific or two specific text messages.

Speaker 1 It's it's gonna create reasonable doubt.

Speaker 1 There's a reasonable doubt that you're lying with

Speaker 1 agenda.

Speaker 1 Oh, here's where he took the

Speaker 1 way he took the stand on the first time.

Speaker 1 That's it. That's the words I was saying to him.
When you said he pointed it at you, where on your body was it pointing? Like towards my stomach, like towards like my headish a little.

Speaker 1 Nude button.

Speaker 1 So fast. You know what I mean? And from what you're describing, was it moving? Yeah, it was moving.
He had it up. Okay, so he didn't just hold it at your stomach.
It was kind of... No, no,

Speaker 1 he was looking for a spot to shoot you.

Speaker 1 Okay, a lot of... This clip is two minutes long and the audio is not the greatest, so I won't continue to play it.
Just know that they got an active trial going on and it's heating up.

Speaker 1 I don't know about that bullets, that bullets, we found the bullets from the gun thing because word is he went to the crime scene four days after and found the bullets himself.

Speaker 1 Really?

Speaker 1 Yeah, gave them the bullets.

Speaker 1 And gave them the bullets. Oh, no, that sus

Speaker 1 hey, maybe we all just pussy and ASAP Rocky is right and I'm going to go to trial and I'm going to beat this thing. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That that option still exists. For sure.

Speaker 1 For sure. It does.
I don't know if I would roll the dice with an all-white jury.

Speaker 1 I don't know if I would roll a dice with only having to do six months. And only having to do six months sound like nothing to us.
Right. I mean, but the six months, it might not be that.

Speaker 1 Where we from, that's say that they don't really have to. It does.
It does. But

Speaker 1 I said the shit is in California. California got a different type of gun laws.
I heard. Like, if you just got a gun, nigga, you go in jail.
New York.

Speaker 1 If you just go to six guns, you're going to New York. You're going to jail.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 I just, he got enough money where, honestly speaking, the six months would literally fly by for him. But maybe it's not that part.
It's the probation. I wouldn't give a fuck about the probation.

Speaker 1 Again, that's a lot of people, that probation part be the hard part. What you looking at? 24 years.

Speaker 1 Give me three years probation, bro.

Speaker 1 I got you. Like, this is the thing.
If I'm confident enough, where his current life is, him and his lady, they 50% on in the United States or less. They overseas.

Speaker 1 If your probation says I could go live overseas with my family and all that other shit, yo, 36 months will fly by. You talking 10 years, 20 years probation like they gave Thug.

Speaker 1 That's something different. Three years probation, fam, I think, in my opinion, when you're looking at 24 years, you got to kind of weigh your options.

Speaker 1 Yo, you being away from your kids for four months and you being away from your kids for 20 years is a totally different ballgame to me. For sure.

Speaker 1 I agree.

Speaker 1 I generally don't know black people.

Speaker 1 Black people,

Speaker 1 I don't know black people to respond well to the plea offers.

Speaker 1 No, no, why?

Speaker 1 Most people plea. Most people plea.
Most people plea. That's why the fans see what you hear.
I'm looking at how much? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Cool. Most people plea.
That ain't got shit to do with how you feel hearing a plea. Oh, no.
Yeah, it do.

Speaker 1 You think about it. No, no, yeah, it do.
When they say we're going to give you 50 years

Speaker 1 or you're going to take this 18 months,

Speaker 1 You go.

Speaker 1 I would go. You got what I do? I would go.
That's what people do. I would do that.
Thank God I do. I just don't.
I don't want to write him off in the event that he has a shot at this. I hope he does.

Speaker 1 And he's absolutely correct, and it's just a bunch of lies. Like, I want to still leave that on the table.
But from the outside, looking at it, it just looks a little.

Speaker 1 And look at the other side of that. Like,

Speaker 1 with the thug trial, you know what I'm saying? Thug's lawyer was saying, we don't want, don't take the plea. Don't take the plea.

Speaker 1 We can beat this. We got it

Speaker 1 he takes it well i'm listening to drew

Speaker 1 nah nah i'm listening to drew if you say something i'm listening to drew i'm not listening to drew

Speaker 1 if i'm thug

Speaker 1 i'm not listening to drew

Speaker 1 he listened to him i haven't no his love his lawyer told him don't take the plea said don't take it

Speaker 1 thug's lawyer told him don't take the plea fam i can go home today does he have drew or brian today i can go home today

Speaker 1 drew drews out wearing the young thug merch

Speaker 1 whatever i don't care if his name is johnny fam I could go home today, and I'm only on probation. I got time served.
I'm not going to do no jail time. I'm going home, bro.
They made a fool of the

Speaker 1 Atlanta prosecution. They made a fool of them.
I take it back. These niggas going to get me.
And y'all are not going to be able to retry the case. Oh, yeah, let me out of here.

Speaker 1 I do the probation.

Speaker 1 FM thug.

Speaker 1 Listen, all I got is throw some prayers on yourself. Oh, yeah, honestly.
To everybody involved. Yeah.
That's it.

Speaker 1 Let me just make sure no one needs our help.

Speaker 1 This is where me and Melissa.

Speaker 1 Went left last time.

Speaker 1 What was the question? Don't worry about it. No.

Speaker 1 He wanted to break up with the girl, but he didn't want to deal with her saying, oh, God,

Speaker 1 you wasted my time. So he was just like, I don't feel like I wasted shit.

Speaker 1 And the first year don't count and some other. It was only a year? No.
No, I took it to two years. Two years.

Speaker 1 He was saying a year don't count.

Speaker 1 Well, this is where me and Mel went wrong. Mel,

Speaker 1 I love you.

Speaker 1 You have been a phenomenal addition to the show. Thank you.
If I ever said anything to offend you on this show or didn't give you the space and the grace to get your argument out, then I apologize.

Speaker 1 It was totally unintentional. And I'll do better and be better.

Speaker 2 Accepted.

Speaker 1 The fuck out of here.

Speaker 1 I was waiting. Like, hey, the fuck out of here.
Never. You're.

Speaker 1 You're a purple game.

Speaker 1 Nigga, blink if you need help.

Speaker 1 We still doing the Paul's giving?

Speaker 1 What? I paid him for it. I paid the chef.
Yeah, so we got saying what for? Come on, man. Thanksgiving? They call us up.

Speaker 1 So then you're going to have a Christmas dinner. Hello, man.
Do a little Easter. Easter.
Paul's doing Easter Day.

Speaker 1 We're going to do St. Patrick's Day and some Irish.

Speaker 1 Sure, yeah. Yeah, celebrate the resurrection right now.

Speaker 1 Put up your news. All right, let me go back a few days so we can help out curiosity

Speaker 1 entertainment or just curiosity with a K.

Speaker 1 Hey guys. Hey girl.

Speaker 1 So I've been on and off with this guy for five years.

Speaker 1 Wasting her time.

Speaker 1 Never been official, but in both of our brains, you couldn't tell us that we wasn't. Wait, oh, that's my favorite shit right there.
That's my bad. Can we do this? Yes, I think so.
We did this.

Speaker 1 We did this. Keep going.
That's the one I said had daddy issues. No, keep going.
We're going to see.

Speaker 1 Hold on.

Speaker 1 Nigga's memories in the dungeons, huh?

Speaker 1 Last time we got in a really bad fight, we told me to die like my mother yesterday.

Speaker 1 We did that. All right, so let me find another one.
There's a bunch here.

Speaker 1 And I'm reading them for the first time. Sorry.

Speaker 1 Apologize.

Speaker 1 Bro, when your heart got broken, did that.

Speaker 1 I just recently have a newborn son with my wife, and I got married in the same year. My issue with her is that she's so sensitive ever since she had my son.
We did that one. Okay.

Speaker 1 Oh, let me scroll up some since y'all playing around.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 Morgan says. What's up, Morgan? And this seems appropriate for this episode.
I've read the first sentence.

Speaker 1 Does this win a nasty award for the month? Probably.

Speaker 1 I mutually masturbated with my neighbor from a different apartment. Did you negotiate that one too? Yep.

Speaker 1 Or maybe a new nigga mutually masturbated.

Speaker 1 I'll try one more. And if we did that, I'm out of here.

Speaker 1 Please do not read my email out loud.

Speaker 1 I am resubmitting my question. Okay.
Why did my ex-boyfriend unfollow me after I posted I was pregnant, but he still follows his other exes?

Speaker 1 Mel?

Speaker 1 Fuck that. No.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Fucking no.

Speaker 1 Mel, no, you don't want to help him? Mel got the whole thing. You don't want to help him? Nothing?

Speaker 1 Come on, he needs your help. He needs you.
Come on, Mel. Mellie, we need you.
Hip-hop save you.

Speaker 1 Part of the show, save you. Not touching that shit.

Speaker 2 Not touching that shit.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I don't know either.

Speaker 1 Maybe they had you wiped down. Could be that.

Speaker 1 And, I mean, shit. The other ex is pregnant? Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'll be ready to hit unfollow when they start doing some of these pregnancy reveals, too. Nobody wants to see that.
Yeah, I ain't gonna say that. Yeah, that's what that means.

Speaker 1 I don't want to see that tight.

Speaker 1 He's mad at that one. Yeah, get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 1 He's mad at that one.

Speaker 1 He's tight. He's tight.
The other ones, he don't really care. All right, cool.
Yeah, you got pregnant, so.

Speaker 1 All right, I got a song y'all been really sleeping on, man. Man, oh, you guys need to hear this.
Wait till you hear this one. What do you get? What are this?

Speaker 1 I am going with a song called Lord Knows by a gentleman named Aaron Page. I was recently introduced to.

Speaker 1 Like to hear it?

Speaker 1 Here you go.

Speaker 1 Look, look, I got fucking small hands and soft mouths.

Speaker 1 I've

Speaker 1 And I know what they're talking about.

Speaker 1 Heard the same lines over a million times. And it don't impress you right.

Speaker 1 You know you're fine. You make it look easy, but you're putting in overtime.
And I hate talking over this music.

Speaker 1 But I'm trying to get through to you. And the lady, you poor ain't gonna do it.
Got problems, and we all been through it.

Speaker 1 Lord knows, Lord knows. All can can beja.

Speaker 1 Do you hear me through your speakers? Girl, I need ya.

Speaker 1 Need your body in motion. I wanna take it there.
You know, I can see us. Going round for round, doing what we want.
Body to body, riding up all like Aaliyah. Do the unthinkable, like Alicia.

Speaker 1 Serena,

Speaker 1 I'm in you.

Speaker 1 And I don't wanna do too much.

Speaker 1 Let's go somewhere, they don't know us.

Speaker 1 Be patient, love, take us all

Speaker 1 Taking your time, coming out of that brother

Speaker 1 Thinking about giving my son or my daughter Screaming, daddy, not your father, no

Speaker 1 And you better you know it 24 hours with you ain't enough Need you more

Speaker 1 What we do and I can't wait to get you

Speaker 1 too much they don't know about us.

Speaker 1 About love,

Speaker 1 need your body in motion. I wanna take it there.
Even though I can see us, going down for all, doing what we want, body to body, breaking up all like Aaliyah. Do the unthinkable, like Alicia.

Speaker 1 To me,

Speaker 1 I'm in you.

Speaker 1 And I don't wanna do too much.

Speaker 1 Let's go somewhere they don't know what.

Speaker 1 Be patient, love.

Speaker 1 Take this all night long.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah, whoa, whoa, my.

Speaker 1 Be patient, love could take us all night.

Speaker 1 And we will be walking.

Speaker 1 Brand new music from Aaron Page.

Speaker 1 Shout out to him. Shout out to Maddie.
That song is called Lord Knows.

Speaker 1 It's fire. He got an EP out too.
Let me give you the name of the EP so y'all know. Name of the EP is Lord Knows.
And there's some shit on there. So check it out.
Shout to Aaron Page.

Speaker 1 I'm going to play this

Speaker 1 Will Smith and Big Sean. Beautiful Scars, man.
Mr. Smith, Mr.
Anderson.

Speaker 1 Flies the eagle fresh out of Philly. Yeah, I still rep the city.
Mirrors on the wall, worth half a billion. Cause I'm an icon.
Somebody you could base your life on.

Speaker 1 That you should place your sights on. Shot on cannons and nikons.
Turn the cameras and lights on. I've been about to action, master actor.
I still rap. Feel like Mike when they turn the mic on.

Speaker 1 I got will until the wheels fall off. That's just the will, I am.
My will, power, got these cowards saying, God damn, he just won't quit, won't fold, and won't switch. I wrote you code, I'm Mr.
Smith.

Speaker 1 Cause this is the Matrix, this is my regular basis. I am a head of you players, I'm playing my aces.
Every card with the phases, I am a king with a queen, reigning supreme, been through the rain.

Speaker 1 Mud on my feet, tracks in the street, fame. Give me steep mask off.
See, my face ain't clean. Did my dirt made it hurt worse.
Went to church feeling cursed, worked. On myself, Kent Sugi first.

Speaker 1 Couldn't tell I've been through hell on earth. The proof and it burns, you live and you learn.
No, I'm like Confucius, see, life is confusing. I hate when I lose it, but I face the music.

Speaker 1 Go out of the voice, see, I'm only human. It's the beautiful scars, yeah.

Speaker 1 It's the beautiful flaws, yeah.

Speaker 1 I done fell about a million times.

Speaker 1 Now I rise up to get closer to God.

Speaker 1 It's the beautiful scars, yeah.

Speaker 1 It's the beautiful flaws, yeah.

Speaker 1 I done fell about a million times

Speaker 1 I think closer to God When you keep it G and beat the odds, that's what you call God Closer to God like I'm in a synagogue I had to quit tripping over shit that isn't worth the fall, you know Back against the wall, my whole life will work a art Young of me will blame everybody else like it's they fall Till you realize you were walking madness So you the cause What's your vibration?

Speaker 1 How you pour back in yourself? Yeah, what's your libation? Hydration, a lot of advice I'm not taking Gotta take these with a grain of salt, just like any recipe on how to make it look. Cause Mr.

Speaker 1 Anderson and Mr. Smith, we decoded the codes.
I got tired of being over control. Learning as I go, learning as I grow.
I don't gotta do this, it's over and over.

Speaker 1 With asking me dumps, you know what you know. It ain't the end if I don't get the credit.
I'm a living legend, I'm a die legend. I ain't trying to get it, but I gotta get it.

Speaker 1 That's the beautiful scars, yeah.

Speaker 1 That's the beautiful scars, yeah.

Speaker 1 There are no limits I send through the universe. I believe in me like it's religion, but I am the only one who converts.
Conversations with the congregation, the scripture is in the verse.

Speaker 1 I manifest through my mentality. The only real is my reality.
I rebuild with the broken pieces that are shattered on the floor. I am healed by the deepest teachings that were given by the Moors.

Speaker 1 The goals of my lineage, I'll be around for another millennium. Climbing the ladder to heaven or helium.
Seeing the suffering, driven, and healing them. You are the one in a million, billion.

Speaker 1 You are the answer. You are the power.
You are the principle. Every second that you're living is pivotal.
Anything that's broken is remixable,

Speaker 1 even when it's not physical. You are not alone, trust the invisible.
Ancestors flex when it is critical. Top of the pyramids, I am the pinnacle.

Speaker 1 Now I rise up the gate closer to God.

Speaker 1 It's the beautiful star, yeah.

Speaker 1 It's the beautiful cause, yeah.

Speaker 1 I done found about a million times.

Speaker 1 Now I rise up and keep closer to God.

Speaker 1 And that again is Beautiful Scars, Will Smith and Big Sean featuring Obanga. Take the parental lock off your fold.

Speaker 1 The parental lock, take it off your fold.

Speaker 1 You know you sent me the clay version. Didn't matter because there's only about two curses in there anyway, but I ain't care.
I'm playing Jim Jones. This is Jobo.

Speaker 1 Yes, sir. I want you to know one thing: Jimmy Jones.

Speaker 1 You gotta remind them who you are.

Speaker 1 Turn what up. Remind them you a star.

Speaker 1 Remind them. When niggas play with your name, then you remind them who you are.

Speaker 1 I'm just trying to tell my trooper niggas that's lying on my guard. I've put so much work in, I could have died on the job.
I really been in kitchens for chickens when they was frying up the hard tent

Speaker 1 I've been in powers where they scream lotties I done walked out my building and I seen bodies I've been in court the DAs looking like he seen Gotti And all my niggas do they time, you know my team body

Speaker 1 It's been seven years since I seen Shodi

Speaker 1 It's been seven years since I saw Melly And now we gotta fly straight cause he got four fellies Nigga, I've been gone to the tunnel since you saw Belly Hacks about me, I done been through the most Niggas talking bout we fake bloods, I had to spin for the coast Shit, that was 20 years ago, I was just slim with the toast.

Speaker 1 Niggas talking bout they outside, but they put everything on the post. No, caption that.
No, shit. We not jacking that.
Got a place that we go to. We not packing that.

Speaker 1 You know it flip this whole shit like an acrobat.

Speaker 1 And everything that you owe, I'm coming back for that.

Speaker 1 Two more you wanna ask him.

Speaker 1 You niggas taught me how to rap and I wanna platinum.

Speaker 1 They didn't think that I start to rap and I would lap them.

Speaker 1 Everybody know for diplomats, I was the captain.

Speaker 1 You gotta remind them who you are.

Speaker 1 Remind them who you are.

Speaker 1 Oh, yes, you have. Remind them you a star.

Speaker 1 Remind them, Joe Won.

Speaker 1 Is he a Bronx? Is he a holler, nigga?

Speaker 1 Fuck all that. Tell me what's the problem, nigga.

Speaker 1 I'm too thorough, I move thorough, my crew thorough.

Speaker 1 Let me answer your questions, I'm a legend up in two burrows.

Speaker 1 Like Kevin Chows, I'm a duck in the federal rounds. Listen to my mama, I want drama, these niggas was never wild.

Speaker 1 Watifa Hilltop will will bring the rope down for me.

Speaker 1 I keep playing, my young boys will burn the earth down for me. I thought I'm playing in the field, it's like a first down, homie.
You niggas acting like bitches, we'll put your skirt down, homie.

Speaker 1 But Stephen Lauderdale knocked me off my dean. Been a shooter tobacco, you stupid with cappers on the scene.

Speaker 1 The trail, I beat that, came back as capital with a team.

Speaker 1 Mob shit. It's still a Billy World silly girl.

Speaker 1 You know I'm a Mac, so I gotta stay trendy.

Speaker 1 Keep some apes with me, nigga.

Speaker 1 Got my hat on, nigga. Fuck this.
That's Jim Jones, Jobo.

Speaker 1 Produced by Static and Terminology. Shout out to Gang.
Good to hear that record in CDQ. Yeah, man.

Speaker 1 I'm waiting for that Jim Jones album. Me too.
It's next month, I believe.

Speaker 1 It still hasn't sent me a sleeper, so I guess I'll go to mail.

Speaker 1 Go ahead. He tapped out.

Speaker 1 You know how it goes sometimes. Yeah, sometimes you just be like, you know what? I know I can't fuck with her.
So I just

Speaker 1 stop it.

Speaker 2 Okay, you guys are such shit disturbers.

Speaker 1 Yeah, shit. Sure.
Disturbers?

Speaker 2 Okay. It's called Shadows.
And honestly, I don't know how to pronounce two of the three names. Jacoi,

Speaker 2 Severo, and

Speaker 1 the V sometimes is an upside-out A.

Speaker 2 Child in the fucking night.

Speaker 1 I don't fucking know, but I like the song. Here you go.

Speaker 1 Can't tell you apart from all the others.

Speaker 1 From the real and fake.

Speaker 1 All these heartbreakers are undercover.

Speaker 1 See them every day.

Speaker 1 Tryna play with me.

Speaker 1 You're what I'm looking for.

Speaker 1 Everything added up. Prayed I'd be here before.

Speaker 1 Don't take advantage. I just banished up my damaged heart.

Speaker 1 I was torn apart by a girl who looked like you. Yeah, I work for it.
It's hard to lay down

Speaker 1 when all you hear is echoes.

Speaker 1 Looking for love in all these bangles.

Speaker 1 Instead of love, I'm chasing shadows.

Speaker 1 Shadows.

Speaker 1 Shadow, shadows.

Speaker 1 Shadow, shadow.

Speaker 1 I called your phone, it's after three.

Speaker 1 Hoping you get back to me. Where you at? Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 Leave his lies.

Speaker 1 Never tell me what's been on your mind.

Speaker 1 I'm on the one run. I'm out of reach.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 After the things you said of me, said to me,

Speaker 1 I disappeared. You look good for me.

Speaker 1 We gon' catch you down, no apologies.

Speaker 1 Don't you hear this way?

Speaker 1 That is Jokoi, maybe Cairo, and I'm not even gonna try the third one, Shadows. That was hard.

Speaker 1 Regardless of fucking pronouncing names.

Speaker 1 Ish, welcome back.

Speaker 1 Thank you, sir. I'm going to Jojo and NGL.

Speaker 1 You want NGL?

Speaker 1 That's what you said. Oh, my bad.
Nobody. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 The album is NGL.

Speaker 1 I know y'all sad is fine. Cause I know what I'm doing when it comes to mine.
Don't need no home improvements. I got a friend, so fine.
Tryna get up on his match.

Speaker 1 You gotta match my life.

Speaker 1 Cause I know this all too well.

Speaker 1 Tell me who if I've been kidding all along.

Speaker 1 I've been humble way too long.

Speaker 1 When they ask who gon' love me like that, nobody,

Speaker 1 nobody, nobody. No, no, no, nobody, nobody.

Speaker 1 Nobody, nobody, no, no, no, nobody. It don't make no sense.

Speaker 1 The ice sit on my iron bed. Nobody,

Speaker 1 nobody, nobody, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 Should I get on my time? Wanna have this conversation.

Speaker 1 You gotta blow my mind. Cause I got no toleration for a low vibe.

Speaker 1 Y'all be imitating if you gon' ask act right.

Speaker 1 Cause I know this sounds awful.

Speaker 1 Tell me who if I've been getting a low home.

Speaker 1 I've been humble way too long.

Speaker 1 When they ask who love me like that, nobody,

Speaker 1 nobody, nobody.

Speaker 1 Nobody

Speaker 1 don't love me like that. Nobody, nobody.
No, no, no, no, nobody

Speaker 1 don't make no sense.

Speaker 1 I said what I meant. Nobody,

Speaker 1 nobody knows. Nobody, nobody.

Speaker 1 No, no, nobody. I got my own money, yeah, I'm a superstar.
I gotta go hard, I gotta go hard.

Speaker 1 Not about to let you play me for some dummy. Fall back, think I'm better alone.

Speaker 1 With those lines, you don't like me, boy, that's fine. What you gonna do?

Speaker 1 Find me

Speaker 1 when it is moving on me like that. Nobody,

Speaker 1 nobody.

Speaker 1 Don't love me like that. Nobody,

Speaker 1 no love.

Speaker 1 It don't make no sense.

Speaker 1 I said what I meant, nobody.

Speaker 1 Don't love me like that. Nobody, nobody.
No, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 That is Jojo Nobody.

Speaker 1 That's off Jojo's new album. Cause she dropped today too.
Yeah. She dropped today too.
It was pop JoJo, so I ain't, I ain't buying it. She sounded good, though.
But I fuck with Joe.

Speaker 1 Jojo's the friend of the show. No, she dope.
She's a friend. It's man friends of the show that ain't been to the show.
But it's cool, man. I sleepwalk, so I ain't time for no guests.

Speaker 1 That's an idiot.

Speaker 1 Let me just talk to my little friends.

Speaker 1 You can't sleepwalk. Not right now, but I'm not sure.
You can't sleepwalk and be like, it's mad niggas trying to come up here. Two chains.
Hey, all right, just wait. Just hold up.

Speaker 1 Two Chains doing the welcome album. You see that? Huh? That Larry June.
All three of them want to come up. Yeah.
Well, they're doing the album, yeah. Oh, they want to come up.
Oh, they should.

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 yeah, I agree.

Speaker 1 In time. I don't know know where we put three, though.
Pause. If it required.
Nowhere now.

Speaker 1 We just gone. Umar was the exception.
Ish, you tried to duck that Umar smoke.

Speaker 2 By being sick?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like two pods in a row. Yeah, I like it.
Like, you know,

Speaker 1 yeah. Ish, yo, look at me.
Hey, hey, cute eyes. Yo.
Yo.

Speaker 1 Hey, cute eyes.

Speaker 1 Hey, look this way. Take a gander this way, cute eyes.
You try to duck that fucking Umar smoke with some nasal congestion shit you was doing. Well, COVID.
We moved it, though. We moved it.

Speaker 1 He reschedule. You tried it.
He tried. Nigga, you're not mad.
I'd have been if Umar came and you wasn't here. I done went to your house.
We shot at your house.

Speaker 1 Why you would have been mad? Huh? Why you'd have been mad? Because

Speaker 1 we need you here. No, you don't.
No, we do. No.
No, you don't. This is distinguished cast.
Your pace says it to me that we need you. The fuck you talking about? What? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, you.

Speaker 1 That's his line. That's his line.
What? That's his line he used. I can't feel like that.
No. Shut up, man.
Yes, I can. No, you can.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.

Speaker 1 You could feel like that, but I could feel like this. Don't gaslight me.
Is that what I'm doing? You are the candle.

Speaker 1 You put the flame in the bag. What do you have to do with y'all gaslighting? I don't do that.
You're gaslighting me right now. I'm definitely.

Speaker 1 Y'all think it's alright for y'all to gaslight me because I gaslight y'all? Let me ask you that. Nobody.
Let me ask you that. All right, flip got a yes.
Mel?

Speaker 2 If that's what we chose to do, yes, but we don't gaslight you.

Speaker 1 I'm with that part. Yeah.
I'm agreeing with what y'all do to me. Tell the truth.

Speaker 1 Fuck y'all truth.

Speaker 1 Fuck him, Marby.

Speaker 1 Listen, yeah, Umar will come back for you. He's not coming here for me.
Yes, he is. Why? Because of the couch pad.

Speaker 1 The couch pad?

Speaker 1 Something just hit me. That shit was.

Speaker 1 Yo, that's the best clip in the world.

Speaker 1 It don't matter how many times I see that clip, it's funny. The couch pad and the realization in real time.

Speaker 1 He didn't realize realize that in real time i didn't tell him so don't try to internet had already told him that he came here and said nothing

Speaker 1 bro hold up hold up come on just let us have our fun

Speaker 1 you believe that i'm gonna remind you okay all right okay

Speaker 2 1v1 go ahead

Speaker 1 you believe that

Speaker 1 i know that

Speaker 1 Y'all think that? Bro, for months, people are like, oh, shit, Umar coming. Oh, issue.
Umar issue. It is is entirely possible what are you talking about say it's not possible and it is that's what

Speaker 1 it would be logical it's very plausible the conversation

Speaker 1 the conversation leading up to him doing that nothing was said about anything that would even insinuate that if he is looking at your train of play that i don't know we didn't have a conversation we had mad conversations you know what we we that came out in the first

Speaker 1 that was like that i think that no i don't think that it was bro and we didn't it wasn't in the first hour are you crazy it's time-stamped ish, bro. And

Speaker 1 we didn't have any conversations that led to, yo, you think this way because you have a white girlfriend. You don't think he could have just been listening to you for

Speaker 1 the hour and change and say that. You got it.
Well, look, look, look,

Speaker 1 I'm not trying to say.

Speaker 1 One way or the other. Look, it could have just been.
So me talking about you did and realize it was you. No, nigga.

Speaker 1 Prior to him coming on the show, they were sending me and him mad clips months before he sat up here. He don't be online.
They're adding him. He built, he didn't see.
He built a school. He ain't.

Speaker 1 I know. What happened?

Speaker 1 Oh, don't do that. You took off.
You took off. That's what happened.
I don't know if he got watched. You called out of work is what happened.

Speaker 1 You called out of work running from smoke is what happened. You selling the show.
You asked me what happened. I'm going to let you sell it.

Speaker 1 Well, that's how he got you the last time because he's selling showmanship. I know.
So even if I believe what you're saying, that's showmanship.

Speaker 1 What happened, man?

Speaker 2 Nothing. I just read something.

Speaker 1 Sorry. What happened? Matt Barnes cheated, right? What happened?

Speaker 2 Well, I mean, like, that is making the rounds right now.

Speaker 1 That's a mess.

Speaker 1 No, no. I wanted to say happy, you know, happy black.
Like the girl that's never going to get in a relationship that's here to ruin everybody else's shit.

Speaker 2 Okay, I was about to say happy black fucking history month because

Speaker 2 Trump wants to do away with that and a whole list of others. You guys want to hear the list?

Speaker 1 Sure. Yeah, fuck it.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Major readers? Oh, wait, read it fast because I got to go to the bank.

Speaker 2 Okay, here is a list of the events that the agency is pausing.

Speaker 1 Blind as hell.

Speaker 2 It's the Pentagon, by the way.

Speaker 2 Martin Luther King Jr. Day, Black History Month, Women's History Month.
Fuck y'all.

Speaker 2 Holocaust Remembrance Day, Asian American Pacific Islander Heritage Month, LGBTQ Pride Month, Juneteenth, Women's Equality Day, National Hispanic Heritage Month, National Disability Employment Awareness Month, National American Indian Heritage Month.

Speaker 1 I didn't hear Christopher Columbus, and I didn't hear

Speaker 1 Mad Other. We still got Cinco DeMayo, though, right?

Speaker 1 Yes, apparently.

Speaker 1 That's not a national holiday.

Speaker 1 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Grabs out of May 5th if you want.

Speaker 1 May 5th. Go ahead.
Y'all play a little different. Hey, y'all playing around this May 5th.
It might be a little different this May 5th. Go ahead out there.
Go ahead, Cinco.

Speaker 1 Get your ass in the fan.

Speaker 1 Yo, that's the funny part. Like,

Speaker 1 he knows who to play with and who not to play with.

Speaker 2 The Defense Department's intelligence agency has paused observations by the way.

Speaker 1 I ain't here Y'all Kippur?

Speaker 1 I ain't hear Rosh Hashanah. Nope.

Speaker 1 Oh, Raz coming up here.

Speaker 1 Make an exception for him, too.

Speaker 1 I've been telling you for months that Raz wants to come up here.

Speaker 1 And I listened to you.

Speaker 1 Who's Raz?

Speaker 1 You think we got a bromance? Me and you? No.

Speaker 2 Everybody else.

Speaker 1 I don't think we do.

Speaker 1 I just want to know what you thought. I don't think we got a romance.
I've seen some fans keep adding me with that bullshit narrative. Do you try to bring me some damn romance?

Speaker 1 We just fucking Eskimo brothers for a long time. That's it.
We ain't bringing no promance. Fuck him.
That's cool.

Speaker 1 Ish did win the last Monopoly game because Corey's a bum.

Speaker 1 That nigga was rolling for his life. So why Corey a bum when Ish win?

Speaker 1 Why he not a bum when you win? And it seemed like Corey's the deciding factor in who wins the game.

Speaker 1 They all bums when I win. Don't put words in my mouth.
I think they all sweet. All right, there you go.
Ish rolled the game of his lifetime. I heard.

Speaker 1 I heard.

Speaker 1 I rolled the worst game ever. Went to jail before go.
Ish won. Boardwalk Park Place in Florida to itself.
He did it. I ran to Harmview to get a steak.
Yeah, he had money. I gave him money on my exit.

Speaker 1 He did it. He won a game.
He won a game.

Speaker 1 The funny part is,

Speaker 1 I'm the worst roller out of everybody that plays.

Speaker 1 Don't worry, Finesse said he won't play the next one. For what?

Speaker 1 Don't do that to Finesse. Finesse is my man.
Finesse listens. Finesse is my man.

Speaker 1 Lord Finesse. What is that? What? No.
No, no. Shout out to Lord Finesse.
That's Amani's man. Lord Finesse.
And Lord Carter's man. Shout out to Lord Fesse.
Listen, man.

Speaker 1 Hopefully.

Speaker 1 I like this.

Speaker 1 Come and do the cake. You don't need my little cake.
You don't really need it.

Speaker 1 Let me

Speaker 1 All right, man, listen, keep us in your prayers. Lord knows, Lord knows, especially me.
Please pray for me.

Speaker 1 Lord knows we need to be there. Until the next time,

Speaker 1 we bid you adieu.

Speaker 1 Fear well.

Speaker 1 Adios, Cereba Dirci, Osta La Vista, Au R Voir, or a simple head nod will suffice. Hopefully, you've enjoyed this broadcast as much as we have enjoyed delivering it to you.

Speaker 1 Remember, life is a series of moments,

Speaker 1 and moments pass.

Speaker 1 So let's please make this one last as if it's all we have. And lastly,

Speaker 1 the baddies are insecure. The stagnant women want to travel and the closed-minded women want you to teach them things, grab you a Tylenol, you might need it.

Speaker 1 Hey,

Speaker 1 shout out to everybody outside tonight. What y'all doing this weekend? Anything? Work, baby.
Work.

Speaker 1 I'm quiet weekend this weekend. Finally.
Not sure yet. We sitting down.
Fuck that.

Speaker 1 All right. Nice and watched.
Nice and quiet. Nice.
Can't wait. Mel gonna be a blue and hustin.

Speaker 2 I haven't been there in a minute, I know.

Speaker 1 This is where the old bitches go to catch a little nigga slipping.

Speaker 1 Where are you from? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 Yo, Mel going in, getting her Maryland roll bag. Nigga, her lab touch game is fire.

Speaker 1 No, her lab touch game? A one. On Patreon.
Or big, her lab touch game.

Speaker 1 Throw her foot up on you.

Speaker 1 Her little throw the leg. Ah, you're so funny.
Rub my leg.

Speaker 1 Fuck out of here. You put your leg on strangers? She don't give a fuck.
Yeah, nigga, what? She don't care. Nigga, what?

Speaker 1 She's a different

Speaker 1 exaggerating. You know when they go from the ball.
Male. You know when they go on.
You're going to need to find like a different species they never heard of. That's her.

Speaker 1 She like a different breed of shit. She do bugged up shit.

Speaker 1 What? Dead ass? She put her foot on nigga. She's a walrus drink.
You are dead ass right now. You said that to Ish?

Speaker 2 Yes, I am dead ass.

Speaker 1 That you don't put your leg on people that you don't know well enough to put your leg on like that? They're considering that.

Speaker 2 Okay, well, listen, hold on. We gotta dive deep into, like, how do you...

Speaker 1 What's the continent? Exactly. You know what I'm saying? Exactly.
Exactly. It's cool.
It's cool.

Speaker 1 Hey, Big Mouth. Don't touch me.

Speaker 1 Yo, y'all hold it down, man. We'll be back same time, same place next week.
And please stay.

Speaker 1 Please stay safe.

Speaker 1 Or stay dangerous. Head Head on the swivel at all times.

Speaker 1 Watch out for ice

Speaker 1 and ice. We're not talking about freeze.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 we ain't talking about Elizabeth Ice. Watch out for ice, nigga.
Watch out for black ice, too. Y'all play around this May 5th if y'all want.
Go ahead. Ice, do that shit you was doing, Appropriation.

Speaker 1 Put that little sombrero on. Yeah, they could come lock your ass up.
Put it on. Go ahead.

Speaker 1 Nah. Yeah.
Nah. Probably take a year off.

Speaker 1 We're about to that. Take a few years off of that.
Young shit. That's young shit.
Gotcha.

Speaker 1 Dead ass. That's on game.
I could be Irish still, though, right?

Speaker 1 Yes, you can always be Irish.

Speaker 1 Not my St. Patrick's.
900 years of that being fucking. I take that one, though.
They're not fucking with the white immigrants. I bet.

Speaker 1 They're only fucking with the black and brown. I'll keep my St.
Patrick's Day down. Too much to keep up with.
They tried to teach me about white Puerto Ricans a couple months ago.

Speaker 1 Like, you know what, dog? It's a lot.

Speaker 1 It's too much. White Puerto Ricans?

Speaker 1 I dropped out early and didn't do social studies, buddy.

Speaker 1 They They fucked my head up with that one. You did die.
He is a white boy. I said, what? You did dynamite.

Speaker 1 I said, wait, what? I ain't talking pulling up pictures. I said, holy shit, my whole challenge is fucked up.
If they take a bad job,

Speaker 1 what?

Speaker 1 The white Puerto Ricans? White Joe.

Speaker 1 Huh? What do you think? You've done Jersey City, the Bronx, and

Speaker 1 Uptown. I never seen a white boy.
Yes, you have. Where?

Speaker 1 Who? Nat?

Speaker 1 No, I didn't say Nat. You said Nat? No, nigga.
Yo, Nat gonna fuck you. You didn't say Nat.
Who you still

Speaker 1 got a white.

Speaker 1 Who is a white Puerto Rican? Oh, Nat. No.
I did not say Nat. Nat is the homie.
I didn't say that. No, no.
God damn it. Nat Puerto Rican.

Speaker 1 I didn't even know Nat was Puerto Rican, so I definitely didn't say Nat. Who you said? I'll tell you later, rap bastard.
A girl that we fuck? No.

Speaker 1 Only people you remember are the girls we fuck.

Speaker 1 Shut up. What are you talking about? Who?

Speaker 1 Her, nigga.

Speaker 1 I thought she was black.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Yo, one day I'm going to go get educated. And this is going to be up for the game.

Speaker 1 When I go get educated, just know it's up for the game. Dead ass on game.

Speaker 1 Neutral button.

Speaker 1 JBP, JBP, where would you be without the JBP? Come on, Mel, do it right. And don't do it like you did the last part when you was mad.

Speaker 1 She was like, Miss. She was mad and went and hugged up with the dog.
And do your job.

Speaker 1 Yo, it's your man trying to send me in there to go talk to you. Do your job, right?

Speaker 1 She in the back all stoop. We had a start of Patreon.
Girl, get your ass. Nigga jumping like this.
She's going to sit here with a tight face, too, for 20 minutes. I had to walk this out.
Yo,

Speaker 1 yo, talking to us as a collective.

Speaker 1 It could get scary if y'all don't do your fucking.

Speaker 1 Right?

Speaker 1 We know who you're talking about. I didn't single her out.
I didn't single Mela. Hey,

Speaker 1 I see what y'all doing.

Speaker 1 No, I did not. I said all of us together.
No, you used the word cry. I see what y'all doing.
And if I get to talking,

Speaker 1 somebody is going to cry up here. All of us together.

Speaker 1 that didn't work. No, y'all knew who I was talking to.

Speaker 1 The fuck out of here.