Episode 795 | "Licensed Listeners"

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Like nigga, nobody wanna hear that in front of a bunch of white people nigga? It was two white people. Nobody wanna hear that.
And those are my mans and I love them but nobody, put me to the side side. Man, I don't even see color.
Not me neither. Gray people.
Not me either. Everybody gray.
That's what got my head knocked off. Oh, phones.
Phones again. All she do is be on this phone, on spiritual healing.
Put that damn thing. I be in her shit.
She get mad emails off during this shit, yo. No, she be up here, she think.
Turn this shit on. It's on.
Oh.

Oh, shit.

Even that wasn't a cue.

Yo, somebody back there teach me how to work Twitch.

Hey, she know how to work Twitch?

Of course.

All right.

I got a trick for her.

I got a trick for Lil' Miss Muffin here.

Hello, hello, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. Greetings, salutations, peace, peace, love, health, wealth, and prosperity.
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What's not to feel good about out there? How's everybody doing, man? Great. Doing good, man.
Good. Good.
Wonderful. Glad to be here.
I'm here, Mark. We're going to let you get all the way in your bag.
Look, I know. Time will come.
Time will come. Oh, that's why you wear a green shirt? Nah.
I didn't even think about that. I didn't even think about that.
Got it. Why you wasn't at the game? I still don't watch football.
I haven't watched the game. Oh, so you can't say shit.
Oh, I can talk shit. This is why I check the scores every week, and I troll people.
When his team lose, I text him. When your team lose, I text him.
I haven't watched the game. Oh, so you can't say shit.
Oh, I can talk shit. This is what I do.
I check the scores every week and I troll people. When his team lose, I text him.
When your team lose, I text him. Yeah, I haven't seen the game since I didn't watch the Eagles in the Super Bowl when they won.
You gonna watch the Super Bowl? My wife wanna have a Super Bowl party. And it's hard to not watch the game at a Super Bowl party.
Why are you not watching? Because of the Colin Kaepernick stuff? Because of the Kaepernick. And then you know what happened? I just kept not doing it.
It's not like a thing where I like I refused it's just like I kept not watching it and now it's easy to not watch it like I'm more of a hoop guy anyway so it's easy to keep not watching it even when your team is winning and doing good they kind of been doing better since I stopped watching so I'm kind of like maybe I'll keep this shit going you're bad luck I might be even when Colin was trying to get back if he back, I was going to come back. But what I heard off record

was that he didn't get a fair shake in that.

So you put it on record?

I'm not going to say

who told me, but yeah, it's all good.

It's all good. Well, ladies and gentlemen, we are going to

let Mark get all the way in his

Philadelphia Eagles bag.

Just not right this second, but

Cook, yeah, no, I'm happy for y'all. And I think I'm rooting for y'all.
I'm a patient man. I'm definitely rooting for them.
And I think I'm rooting for them. I'm betting on the Chiefs.
Yeah, they're gonna, we're talking football. Tough to beat the Chiefs and the refs.
No, no, no, I'm just betting on them because it seemed like whoever I bet on lose. So, I'm hoping it works.
That's why I'm scared when y'all just said y'all support the Eagles. I'm getting a little nervous.
No, no here Making emotional picks The whole playoffs All the way through Hey when you When you don't have a horse In the race Like you could just Go off momentum And hey On the roof of the underdog Jaden Daniels The rookie Take them there Where they need to go But Dog Touch push The Eagles O-line and D-line Is not really fair I think that's how Y'all wouldn't be Saquon ain't fair Saquon The Eagles O-line and D-line is not really fair.

I think that's how y'all win the game.

Saquon ain't fair.

Saquon and that O-line and that D-line, like, it's aggressive.

Yeah.

It's aggressive.

I just want to see.

The Giants need to, oh, man.

I know we're not talking football.

Maybe you can tell me later why y'all got rid of Saquon Barkley.

I'm talking football.

Because I don't watch it, so I really don't know.

I just knew we got somebody really good. Stupidity.
Was there a good argument for it? No. It's racism.
I buy that. That is how racism started.
I say it all the time on this podcast. The original whites walked up, or no, they had boats.
They had vehicles and guns. They rolled up to the island, and the first black person they seen was Saquon Barkley.
He was jumping, running. He was like, no, we watch him amazed.
So imagine them seeing that person for the first time.

No, we need a head start.

Dick hanging to the niggas back.

Dick to the floor, black niggas.

White people ain't letting that shit ride.

His girl saw it like, oh, you like that?

No, no.

Yeah, no, no.

We got to hold these niggas down.

We've been coming in years, right?

You got to impress these niggas.

Yeah, yeah, you got to impress them.

So that's what Saquon Barkley reminds me of. The beginning of racism.
Anyway, what's up, man? I'm in a real good mood. Me too.
In a real good mood. Happy to see everybody.
Flip, welcome home. Wait, what? Wait, where'd you go? Oh, that's right.
I seen him getting booked. I thought that was the old shit from last fall or whatever.
You got booked again? I thought it was a skit. I thought you was just doing that.
No, I don't do skits anymore. It's just my license suspended.
I didn't pay an assessment fee. So when they pulled over, they were pulling over a bunch of cars coming out the tunnel.
You know, me being me, talking shit to them. Yo, come on, man.
I sat there for like an hour, but yeah, I'm home. It was good.
You know, that's exactly what I said to my cleaning lady this morning. When she said, Joe, what happened to Flett? I was like, I've never had this type of talk with my cleaning lady, but I don't know.
She said, why ain't it like that? I said, probably ain't got a license. And I fixed it.
Because now is the time where they probably squatting outside of the tunnels to do all that shit I used to be afraid of yeah they're doing it now they're doing it now wait so which side did they get you on the Jersey side or New York side New York side did they take you to Central Booking huh did they take you to Central Booking no they took me to the pre I was there for like nine hours damn I bought pizza for the whole cell hard and incredible everybody in the cells I just I just bought pizza. JR was outside.
Come through. Did JR film that? No, you can't film that.
You got to do what you got to do to stay safe. I got pizza.
I got pizza. What y'all want? You want to have a party? That you what you want.
What you want, big dog? They pressure me for pizza, right? You got to do what you got to do in there sometimes, man. I mean, you know what it is, don't you? For nine hours? Listen, vegetarian slice, right? Sicilian? What's up? Hope it's not meat lovers.
Nah, yo, listen, man. Yo, I got so many tickets, tents and all that stuff.
And, you know, just check your license, man. Everybody check your license.
I want everybody here before they go to sleep to check and make sure your driver's license is active. That shit could just slip right by you.
My shit is active. I'm driving the driver's license.
My shit is active. My shit is good.
It don't really slip by you. Man, am I naive for believing that most of this audience has a legit license? So you don't think that an assessment fee is when you accumulate a couple of points and over the years.
We know what it is. It's when you live in foul.
It's not. It's when you're not prioritized.
Pay that whole 300 and keep it moving. That's not all you gotta do.
So y'all trying to say those things can't pass by? No. It can.
Thank you, man. It can.
That's what's wrong with you. Y'all trying to sound properly too candid to an audience.
That niggas is weirdos. It should not.
All right. So it can, though.
But things happen. Nigga, you was sleepwalking, nigga.
Nigga, what did you do? Didn't you fall down and hit your face somewhere? I did. Nigga, like, I'm saying, we do shit.
Shit happens. But that shit you can't control.
You can pay the fee. It slips by.
And we're... I can't talk about the rest, but I live in Jersey now.
That's it. Okay.
And you can afford it. And I paid it.
They told me it came out your Queens flip. Please do not drive.
So I sat in the car outside the prison. They watched me.
I paid it. Wait for the license to clear up and I drove.
I ain't going to hold you. Pardon my ignorance or if I offend anybody, I'll be.
But this talk is reminding me why I don't really give a fuck to talk to criminals today really. Like I don't care nothing about your crimes, your G-card, what you just came home for, what the lawyer had said.
Dog. I don't care about your loophole and your shortcuts you got.
I don't care about none of that crime shit y'all on. Gross.
This sounds... This is 40s for sure.
I ain't gonna hold adult shit. This sounds like oh man sig break.
This is when a nigga need to take a sig break. Look outside y'all think it's not a crime but you know listen hey we live and we learn lessons that's it that's all let's move on you good now though right very good yo that's what we was just talking about outside that I said was a good conversation that I don't remember how it started but we just talking about the origins yeah that's how started.
The origins of Ian and Parks introducing Ian and yada yada. But fast forward to that, Ian said something about why he traveled.
Oh, he likes to... If he's not building with somebody creatively or working on something with somebody, then I'd rather be alone.
And I thought that was interesting. I thought that was interesting.
Failed to a point. I mean, I think you still need time to just fucking hang out and be a human, but sometimes...
With people that you have used discernment on, people that you love, people you appreciate, maybe like-minded, have some things in common, have some sort of relationship. friendship yeah like well isn't he excluding

that and just meaning if you don't if if we really don't have anything to talk about business wise

then i don't really want to be around you i don't think a whole lot of people have those friendships

that i'm talking about with punks right now yeah i think people masquerade as if they do

I think people call a lot more people friend than our friends. Absolutely.

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I agree if they do. I think people call a lot more people friend than are friends.

Absolutely.

On both genders.

It's a lot of transactional friendships.

I was about to say, is this more of a male perspective?

No, it's just out today.

It's just not here.

When I talk, it's not to gender war.

I speak about observing humans. Both sides are doing that shit.
There's a lot of that today. Both sides.
Everybody's transactional. I'm only your friend if there's a benefit in there somewhere.
If I'm not getting something out of it, I have no reason. I don't like that way.
Me neither you find that shit out too. Yeah, I don't like that way.
So it pops some shit out and you're like, damn, for real? It's like, what can you do for me? Right. I don't like that way.
Usually pop out once a no pop up. Yep.
Once you tell them no about something, then the truth come out. Well, I tell you, in this business, you find out fast who really fuck with you when you're not up no more.
That's it. You know what I mean? I remember when I was down down, people wouldn't answer the phone.
You know what I mean? I thought people changed their numbers. You know what I mean? And then when you back up again, suddenly everybody's back in touch with you.
Yeah. That's how you could tell.
Yeah, that can't feel good. At all.
Worst feeling ever. And then the other part of that is I'm always working on something.
So, I ain't got time to just Hang out. hang out indefinitely, pop out and fucking show up here.
And there's like, no, I do, but it's gotta be controlled. Like it just can't be like a endless hangout.
You know what I'm saying? Like I gotta get the fuck out of here when it's time to get the fuck out of here. Like in your forties, what, what you, what, who do you consider friends? Like what do you, it's it people that you had relationships with for years? Do you make any new friends at 44? It's more difficult.
It's very difficult. It's a little bit more difficult in your 40s.
Especially if you're in the position that you're in. Especially if you're doing good.
We hear you tell stories all the time how you met somebody at LEC School or you ran to somebody and you bonded real quick, but you

don't consider that friend, so you're

capable of meeting people and

conversing. I'm a people person.

I love meeting people and speaking to people

and being social and

being an extroverted introvert.

I'm Nat if it's time to do that.

As long as you got it out.

I'm a

av out, because when I'm ready to go, go I'm out I ain't hosting the kickbacks Anymore No more It ain't pool party time It ain't like They getting a real reserved Version of me Today just different. My priorities are different.
I focus different.

Even in friendships. If you the friend that like to

fucking get drunk and drive

then I ain't hanging with you.

If you the friend that

respectfully that is

getting arrested every other month

I'm not

we not had it.

If you the friend that when we go out

you can't keep your dick in your pants. You gotta talk to everything in the world and the ugly deal you bring it doing that then I'm not I'm not I got a long list of reasons as to why you don't really need to hang out with people so if you do have a friend and these things happen do you sever the friendship no? No.
You slowly just kind of distance. You ain't even got to sever it.
You could just know what box to put that person in. Like, all right, cool.
Hang out every once in a blue. I could still be cool with you.
Small doses. We call them a small doses friend.
Only in this type of capacity. I love this.
And I kind of want my friends today to have shit going on. Like, you be busy.
Right. Word.
Yeah. Like, the days of people just being available 24-7 or just hiring a friend to do something, a job that a real person should be doing.
Like, the niggas, they'd be hiring a friend to be the bodyguard or the friend to be the driver or the friend to be the... Manager.
Yeah, any of that. Like, nah, not today, dog.
Worse shit at my feet. Not today.
There's too much shit going on. There's too much shit that you have to actually pay attention to and kind of, like, be aware of, especially now.
Wall Street is doing shit. Like, you got to...
But your friendship come with conditions to me. And that's how I look.
I'm loyal to the soil regardless.

I mean.

Oh, I hate that too.

Yeah, but that's what it is.

I'm loyal to the soil.

No, for real.

Like listening to you talk, listening to you talk, and I'm hearing you, which is cool.

But I don't agree with that.

I don't agree with that.

I don't agree with it.

Which part?

Because I said a lot.

It works for you.

You're saying that basically if my friends get into things, you know what I mean, and

they continue to get into things, then I would distance myself from them, which is great. And that's great.
That's your 40s. And I got it.
I get it. Me, my friend is my friend.
For sure. And maybe I am, I guess.
Glutton for punishment? Not glutton, but condoning or. Enabling.
Enabling, yeah. Maybe I'm enabling things, but I look at things different from what he's saying in about five years you might look at it differently what happens when that friend that is always getting into shit you hang with them now they got you in some shit because they know them for getting into shit what then it then then i agree with that you see what i'm saying some of it but some some of it hold on part of part of growth is risk assessment and realizing what is worth your time.
I told Joe when I walked in here earlier today, I read a post that Shooter put up on Instagram. He was like, I'm no longer going to places where if it happened, the first question everybody would ask is why the fuck was he even in there? And I'm like, yeah, I'm on that type of time too now.
Like, once you get, we keep saying it's your 40s, once you get to that point in life where you just start to think about it like, yo dog, do I need to do this? Or if this person ain't moving the same type of way that I move, do I really need to be with them? I agree. Because- I've been preaching that shooter shit for a while since I almost got my head

popped off on Gifford and Jersey

all those years ago. Be where you're supposed

to be.

Be wherever you're supposed to be.

And who you're supposed to be with.

So it could just align with whatever the universe's

plan is.

I think I told my girl that the other day in some type

of fucking cheating conversation.

She was joking around. I was like, that don't apply to me because I never know where that I'm not supposed to be.

I don't say I'm one place and run over here.

I don't leave it to the newspapers and headlines to let my loved ones know what was going on with me that night.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, not at all.

And I'm not going to lie to y'all.

The hood overrates loyalty. What you mean? It's my favorite Royce line.
I'm like royalty around y'all. Down the fall with niggas I feel are as loyal as me, which is probably why loyalty is my downfall.
I love that line. Number one, a lot of these niggas ain't the greatest.
Why? I want them next to me all the time or attaching themselves to me. Some of them people don't know how to fucking rock with what I got going on, my vision.
Some of you niggas, we just knew since we was nine. Okay.
And it's a long time.

And we went to high school together. You was there for that one fight I had as a freshman when they were picking on me.
And now we adults. You're 39.
So that's my man. I'm loyal.
No, nigga. Get away from me.
Length of time. I don't, I don't, I don't, nah.
But I still feel duty to them. I just don't kick it with them all the time.
if in that case if somebody

if I got jumped

in ninth grade

and you was there

then I'm always going to be there for you. It don't mean I'm always going to invite you to every event.
It don't mean I'm always going to give you money every time you ask for it. Exactly.
But I feel like I owe you something. I always feel like I'm going to stay committed to you a little bit.
What you just described is not how they speak about loyalty when they talk about it. That's fair.
Because that's on the flip side. What you just said is on the flip side of my argument, which is, A, if I feel at any point that I want to pick up and exit whatever the fuck this is that we got going on, I want to reserve the right to do so.
That's real. That's real.
I just never, I guess I'm saying I'm in the middle. Like, I don't completely abandon the person and I also don't feel like I gotta, I gotta.
You discern me when dealing with them. Yeah, but I was like, I'm not tied to you forever because you change and you grow.
I mean, we all, listen, everybody grows. We all grow at the end of the day.
No, we don't. No, they don't.
No, that's a problem. No, they don't.
A lot of people don't grow meaning internally. Even if you're loyal to somebody, you fuck with them.
If you see them doing some bullshit, you can still be loyal to them, but take a step back. Your loyalty can mean that I'm going to make sure I remind you the shit you're doing is stupid.
Your loyalty can mean that if your child is in need because I have a relationship with you, even if I'm not talking to you, I'm going to make sure I help them. Loyalty and being a friend is so many.
That's what I'm saying.

It's in the middle.

That's what I'm saying.

You want to act like you some type of guy.

Get out of here. No, I think that we just get on podcast mics and present a certain way.

But life on life terms happens for everybody.

So that loyalty that you're talking about to somebody else can sound like I'm $900,000

in a hole because I keep having to pay for somebody's attorney fees.

Right.

And then it's not going to be, yo, nah, if they need something, I'm popping. No, it comes with a little more thought.
So then when you stop. Human behavior.
Sorry. And life and the universe, when it's greater than us, comes with scenarios and variables where it's going to require a little more thought than us saying, that's my man.
And if you need it, I'm here for you. And a lot of times people have a very different idea or concept as to what loyalty actually is.
For sure. And that's where you end up in kind of like a mess with people.
That's true. Because their concept of what loyalty is, you're like, that's not my concept.
Because you do whatever I need you to do. Exactly.
And that's not loyalty. Right.
And the moment you say no, then you're not loyal. I paid people's rent for literally years at a time and then at some point I've had to say like, I can't anymore.
You got to do something different. Yeah, the loyalty could turn into enabling in the blink of an eye.
You mean nothing the wiser. Okay.
No, no, no, no. Because look, you went through a situation and niggas stood by you.
You have situations that you went through. So are you saying that people are only standing by you because you're successful monetarily or because they're loyal to you? Because a person could have said, yo, Joe, keep going through this shit, so now I'm not fucking with him because it sounds crazy.
But the people around you didn't choose that path. They chose that, no, I understand.
I know that things happen and we know Joe. And we're going to be loyal to him and carry it as such.
That's... Okay.
I think I understand what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because I'm trying to be respectful. Hold on, wait, wait, hold on.
Because it sounds like this because I don't want to say anything to offend anyone.

That's not my intent. So I'm trying to find a way of how to work.
Well, there's no need to. Well, I'm kind of offended because we was outside talking shit.
So, you know, I have a chip in my dip. Pause.
Well, don't bring outside inside. Well, yeah.
But let me see because I think I understand what you're saying. This is my reply to that.
I'm just going to come to you. the people that stand by me

yeah

and the people that are there for me in my times of need. Uh-huh.
I don't ever need to call that loyalty. And I don't see it as loyalty.
What do you see then? That's us. Oh.
That's the relationship. it's not nothing where I need to identify this characteristic about or this trait on this specific person there's also standing by someone because you know who they are versus the circumstances that happened to them for sure but even still you gotta pull the pull the plugs if every time joe got into some shit it affected us right every time and after a while after the fifth time or the tenth time it was like yo you're just fucking up your brand let's fucking your job i might have to say like yo i i love you but like i i can't stand next to you on this anymore because you got to make some different choices like it's okay's okay to tell people to make different choices.
Yeah. I disagree with what you said, Parks.
Totally. Only because...
Look at us getting deep. Yeah.
I don't like these kind of conversations. No, I love this.
I love this. I hate it.
It's a lot of times you might not... We don't do it enough.
We don't have these talks enough. Period.
Agreed. Not just here, just period.
Go ahead, Issa. But it's a lot of times people might not know what that person is on.
Like, you might not see that side of them. So then when you hear the shit that happened, it's like, nah, that's my man.
I'm rolling. He would never do that.
But that goes back to me saying knowing the person. But what you think of knowing the person might not be knowing the person.
Exactly. Because a lot of shit that you could know a person and then you hear something that come up about them later on, you'd be like, I never knew that this was them.
It sounds like you didn't know them. But no, that's not true because your parents can do shit that surprises the fuck out of you.
I mean, there's always an element of people, everybody, that is a secret part of them that they just keep hidden. Everybody has that.
Yeah, I disagree. Got you.
I disagree. For the people I know personally, if they do something crazy most of the time, 99% of the time, it's like I guess I could have seen that coming.
I was just wearing blinders intentionally. Oh, sorry.
I was just processing it. bad oh yeah I was producing you're doing about to play something man I was I thought you was doing yeah but then it was blank silence so I was like oh shit let me Joe Buttons here okay Joe Buttons here we did that y'all.
That was fun.

We started off with this little deep combo.

Yeah.

All right.

Let's get to it now, though.

Let's talk about ice.

The other one.

Which one?

Oh.

The ones that was about to bag you.

Yeah, I know.

The niggas was yelling outside the car, making fun of me, man.

Trump got you, flip hard.

I'm like, can you move me from over there, please?

Yeah.

Boy, if you look at the video, one guy was recording me like this.

Acting like he was on the phone like this.

You doing your move.

That shit, J.R. was dying.

I was like, Pops, come on.

Yeah.

She's so bad.

Hey. She's so bad Hey

Hold up now

Day too young

I saw you last night

Saw you standing there

What?

I couldn't picture the color of your hair

Who's this?

You don't know who this is?

No.

Oh, my God.

Wait, wait.

You're joking, right?

No, he's dead serious.

No, I don't.

Play some Frank Sinatra, though.

He's everywhere.

I know the song.

I'm doing this for my attention.

Don't worry about it.

That is part of why this Ben stopped being a music podcast.

It's only three people up here that know music. Way to...
Whoa! You and I together. Shout to whoever you might be listening from.
Always for the ladies. See it for real.
Hey! It's been some dreams. Oh, baby.
It feels be real So real, all I can do is go back Y'all mean, shout to the nine to fivers out there The entrepreneurs out there Shout to the dope boys, anybody at work Anybody a boy that can trust their prices Shout to y'all I'm gonna do it like yes, do it like that What's like it, it ain't no turning back You turn me on and on Hey, shout out to the parents out there This feeling, girl, is so strong Home Philadelphia, home Philadelphia My heart, girl, is so right Come on, man, y'all got your moment That's it Shout out to St. Juan Barkley, I see you out there Hey I got a thing for you Shout out to Jaquan Barkley, I see you out there.
Hey! Shout out to the Patronis, all the self-groups and all that. All the hate listeners out there.
What up, what up, what up, what up? She's bad, she's bad, she's bad Oh, I mean, I'm doing it like it's a weekend. The fuck they talking about? Lose your butt.
Good words. Yes, sir.
All the teenagers listening out there. All the young niggas listening out there.
What up, what up, what up? These two are trying to figure out who this was. Oh, don't do that to Mel.
Don't do that to Mel. Mel knows better than that.
Mel was in the video, nigga. Mel knows better than that.
I lied. Yes, sir.
Queens, get the money. Queens, get the money.
Queens get the money. Big Jersey.
My dreams are now reality. Each and every time.
Shows to Carolinas. Are here with me.
Any of my family members listening. What up, what up, what up, what up.
You give me with your hands. Everybody in the building listening.
peace, peace, peace, love. I'm under your command.
Wait a minute. You hypnotize me with your eyes.
No, I forgot me. Now I realize it's you.
Everybody at the hooper spot right now. What up, what up, what up, what up? I love it.
The feelings get things wrong. The things you do to me.
Alright, we're gonna get started. We're gonna get started now.
I'm where I need to be. This is gonna make me wanna go out.
I'm gonna go out. Yeah.
The feelings get things wrong. Now.
Oh, sheesh. Thank you.
Oh You shimmy shake. Who's your band? Enough of daddy.
Enough of daddy. What's that? What's that? You ice and ice.
Flip and Mel and Mark. Mark, Mark, what episode is this? 795.
Welcome to episode 795 of the Joe Budden Podcast brought to you by, fueled by, powered by, prize pigs, prize pigs gang. Yeah.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, happy to be here. Fully dressed host Joe Budden here with a few really amazing people.
To my right, you know the vibes. Big Melissa Ford in the building.
The legend herself.

Fuck these bitches talking about.

Next to her, Queens Flip.

Queens Get the Money.

Fresh Home.

Fresh at a gym.

California Dream.

It's backwards now.

It's backwards.

Yeah, free flip to it's backwards, man.

Yeah, nigga.

Next to him, you know the deal.

Dr. Mark Lamont Hill in the flesh.

Go Eagles. Hey.

Yes, yeah. Big Freeze is in the building.
Newark's finest. Elmira's finest.
Parks is here. Poe is here.
Ian is here. Corey is here.
Keeb is here. Erickson is here.
Sivon and Tanner are here by remote last, but certainly not least, each and every one of you guys is here. Now, what's up? How's everybody's weekend? Great.
Great.

Amazing. It was good.
I was in the house all weekend. Did I do anything? I was out Friday, but then Saturday I was in pajamas by 7 p.m.
Yeah, Saturday and Sunday. I did the same.
Friday moved around a little bit. Saturday and Sunday in the crib.
It bothers me now to have to go out and I didn't finish the show. like it sounds odd but if I'm out

and I didn't finish the show. Like, it sounds odd, but if I'm out and I'm, like, on episode seven.
I got to get back home, dog. It's like, do I really need to be here? Yeah, man.
Pete is about to fucking break in there. I did finish Night Agent.
I did. Finish Night Agent.
Is that good? Three, I think. Yeah, Night Agent's good.
Night Agent Is that good? Three I think Yeah Night Agent's good Night Agent is good Is it another one of them Thriller shows? Like espionage? Is it espionage? Like yeah Conspiracy Yeah Okay I guess it is Y'all like a certain kind of show So I'll be trying to gauge Whether I'll watch it or not. Y'all like the name of it.
In every show I watch, there's something to figure out. Something has to be uncovered here.
Who did this? Who done it? Who is responsible for this? Yeah, but we haven't had a show for a second that we're all on the same page and watching religiously. It's a little droughty right now.
Yeah. I just started watching Dexter, Original Sin, because the fuck.
Nothing else, yeah.

Is it good?

You a Dexter fanatic.

I love Dexter.

That's it.

I love the show Dexter.

Well, they fucked up the ending,

but I love Dexter,

so I'm watching Original Sin.

I like it.

It's cool.

I'm going to try it.

And there's an aftermath show

coming this summer.

Another one?

Another one.

Yeah, Showtime is out of ideas.

Right.

And I'm actually thinking about

going to the movies tonight to see Seven. Ooh, I love that.
Is it like the theaters? They're playing it in... Not a re-release.
They do that up there now. Oh, that's fine.
I would do that. I would see Seven.
I didn't see Seven in the theater when it came out. Me either.
So I would see that in the theater. I definitely did.
I did. That shit was fire.
I'd see that again. Yeah, it was a great movie.
It was one of my favorites. Were you the Seven come out in 91? 1995.
Was it in high school? Yeah. Somewhere around there.
Yeah, I did not see Seven in the movie theater. Because they just had their 25th anniversary.
95, I was trying to scrangel up some date money to go see Menace, I think, with my little high school crush.

You took your date to see Menace? Oh, no, my not high school crush.

That was before high school.

You took your date to see Menace?

Yeah.

What's wrong with that?

Oh, man.

We didn't do that.

I was 15.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, I took to see them kind of movies, just not to shoot them up.

How old are you?

46.

Yeah, you got me by.

When's your birthday?

December. 17.
Yeah, thank you. No, wait.
It's the son's birthday. That's why.
Oh, all right. I was about to say.
Look at y'all. Look at y'all.
I do the same shit. That was crazy for me.
I text Mel on her birthday every year, like, happy birthday. She really appreciates it.
This is my brother's birthday. I never told you that, but yeah.
It's okay. I figured it was in your iCal or something like that,

you know,

like recurring event.

iCal.

Sometimes.

iCalender.

She said iCal.

I don't know.

That's how you get that off

at home with the one.

It's a good one.

It's a good one.

My brother's birthday.

It's Anthony's birthday.

You're welcome.

Yeah, it's a good one.

No, for sure.

You're welcome.

Great weekend, man.

And that's two days

after my son's birthday, December 17th. Oh, yeah? Yeah.
It's the day after my brother's. Mm-hmm.
Yeah, all right, all right. And then my stepdaughter's birthday is the 16th.
So it's like a double whammy. That's my brother's birthday, 16th.
Are you a good stepfather when it comes to gifts? I'm a good person to anybody in my life when it comes to gifts. Wait, listen.
Do you up it to make them question their dad? Yo, my stepdad got me this shit. No, I don't.
Be careful, nigga. No, I don't do that.
Caribbean niggas have put hands on you, nigga. Jamaican niggas, fuck you.
I forgot. And I don't support stepkids or kids saying fuck their dad.
There's some kids that do that. There's some kids that do that.
But you do got to. You up it more than the pops? I don't concern myself with what the pops does.
But if I'm upping it for my daughter, I have to up it for the step kids as well. We all live in the same house.
I'm not going to freeze. That's a tough...
So I'm supposed to up it for my daughter. And then get them some bullshit.
And then get them some bullshit so that it don't feel like I'm stepping on pops. Set me up.
Not all the way up. If you know, if you see a pattern of what the father gives them, you have to be mindful of what you give the kids.
Because that... I dig what he's saying.
Like, If you buy your kids some Jordans, you can't buy your stepkids

some Ewings. Sketchers.
Right, some Sketchers.

So then you buy everybody the Jordans

and then the pop come in

and he don't buy Jordans.

Yeah, that's not my...

We talking about the pop can never get them the PS5

and you buy like three PS5s for each one of them.

Like, shit like that.

Why would they need three PS5s? Do you understand how PS5s work?

No, I'm just saying. Well, I got three in my home so that's not true.
Yeah, I got two of them. Like, shit like that.
Why would they need three PS5s? Do you understand how PS5s work? No, I'm just saying. Well, I got three in my home, so that's not true.
Yeah, I got two of mine. Yeah, exactly.
So you guys are cracking jokes. You said per kid.
Yeah, but I was like per kid. Well, Prince has got one, JR got one.
Two in the same room, because they tricked me. What did they do? Some system to system.
Yeah, that's what I said. You get to play each other.
Because you ain't got to split the screen now. You said per kid.
Yeah. I'm with you though.
I feel like if the kids is in your household, you got to treat them all the same. I respect that.
I'm not going to sit there and go above and beyond for my daughter and then do something different for my daughter's kids. I can't jump in here with jokes.
Pop sent $100, Joe sent $1,000. This is the one topic I have to mute up and I can't joke joke around.
Pop sent $100 or $50, Joe sent $1,000. The kid's not going to want advice for pops no more.
I don't know if my stepkids' dad know how expensive they're. Them niggas got nice taste.
They not picking skips. They 17.
My little brothers are 17, about to be 18 years old. Hit me last night.
Yo, next Nick game you don't go to, send the tickets. I'm like, yo, who you talking to? Send the tickets is wild.
Let me get those big dogs. You going to the Denver game? Yo, dog, who talking to? Like, that's a square.
Quick little square. That's my new thing with all of the kids.
It's like, yo, who are y'all talking to? Oh yeah, my stepkids probably the most, but like my kids and my fucking brothers and shit. And the kids don't have no sense of money.
They think, like they swear. It grows on trees.
No, they swear I'm rich. They'll be sitting there, yo, we want this.
And I'm like, well, who about it? Don't all kids think that? You got the money. We want this.
Lucky you. Lex done found some type of way.
He must have found the VIP Roblox clothes. Now he pressing the buttons.
That shit costs $2.99, $3.99. Fam, I'm running through Roblox like it's nothing Like, they treat that shit like it grows on trees.
Yeah, you're talking about I want a new outfit. He's sounding like you got money.
Yo, I need more Robux. Oh, no, I made the mistake of putting my niece on my family plan once when she was probably 12 or something like that.
No, I had a $700 Apple bill one month. I was like, nah.
Never again. Yeah.
They walk in there with the iPad like this. So just put the password in.
I need this. Put the password in.

No, you can't play with them kids.

I think Lex want to be on my Amex.

I think he want his own shit.

Oh, no.

My girl's daughter, she's eight now.

She knows how to shop online.

So she's sitting there.

Yo, I got a whole cart saved here.

Christmas was coming up. What do you want for Christmas? Yo, right here.
Just hand it to me her iPad with the cart. Yo, I got a whole cart saved here.
Christmas was coming up.

What do you want for Christmas?

Yo, right here.

Just handed me her iPad with the cart.

Oh, shit.

Nice.

Who are you talking to, though?

You ate.

But also good looks.

Right.

Made it a lot easier.

I mean, okay.

But still, who are you talking to, though?

I don't know, man.

Mom's hit me the other day.

Yo, this is a list of places I want to go this summer.

Give me your points.

Your mom stayed trying to get your points, though. Give them her points.
I think it worked. I think it worked now.
Because I didn't have time to have the talk. So I just said, yo, hit the accountant.
Yeah. And the accountant fucked around and told her, I guess, how many points I had.
Oh, shit. Oh, it's a wrap.
It's a wrap. That's all she did was text me.
You have this amount of points. She was like eight million.
She'd have a good summer. Word.
I got to learn how to use them shits. Yes, you do.
Oh, they're great. They come in handy.
I use them for my daughter all the time. I got to learn how to use my shits too.
I've never used them. The one time I tried to use them, it just seemed like it was an annoyance to me.
They made it so it's not no more. I did the same thing.
I went like 10 years without using them. I figured out how to use them.
I started using them for all my travel. My daughter's overseas for study abroad.
I used them to get, to fly her out there to pay for the crib to do all that shit. Yeah, you gotta travel.
I travel. You travel.
I just be paying. No travel.
I travel. Dog, use them points.
Okay. Oh, you mean travel? She was.
Oh, shit. Oh, she's.
You're not getting none of my points, Mel. No, that's not what she's saying.
No, that's not. You think you travel.
You don't really travel. She travels is what she's saying.
I was not throwing myself into the equation. Nah, we got it, man.
I really. It was a double wavey, too, because she's like, if we travel, then no pod.
No, no, because if he goes away, we have proven that we hold the shit down. Work is work.
Yeah, y'all proven that. Say something.
He just got triggered. I said y'all proven that.
He just got triggered. I'm glad to see anybody in a good movie.
Hold that in. We'll try our best.
Real quick, I have an issue. Not with you and not with everybody, but I feel like the audience and people up here are not willing to teach.
Mel is the only one. I say that because a lot of times when they write about the questions that I ask, they go, I can't believe Queens asked the stupid questions.

Not knowing that I'm

really learning in real time

and I've just been

secluded in life.

I've just been

in my own world

so I come up here,

I want to learn

them niggas in the cop.

You ask some

interesting questions.

They do.

But then you ask

some very thought-provoking questions.

You know Jay-Z started

Rockefeller with Biggs

and Dame together?

That's dumb.

But what I'm saying,

the questions I ask

is because

when I read it after they post, it's like, Dan, that does sound crazy. That is stupid.
You just got to remember that most of the audience is licensed. Oh, mature.
If you remember that one little tidbit that most of them have a license, then you'll be in a good spot. Yo, Joe, you know, Joe, you can tell.
I learn in real time. A lot of shit, I just be like, oh, word? I just been in my own world, man.
Yeah, but you're not up here to learn. You're up here to work.
That's like if I go buy a Red Bull and fucking Gatorade come out. It's like you just be some energy.
So in And then chill You ain't gotta You guys I have a question for you You ask more questions Than that I do do that too Yeah Here's a question for you What year Did Coca-Cola Sell more than Pepsi? It'd be like questions a kid asks you and shit. See, I thought this thing didn't have to.
I'd be like this pod, if we was all just like left back. Joe, that's not nice.
If we got... Joe, you can't tell your man that.
No, I'm not talking to you. It's all of us.
There's no iron team. It's all of us.
Like, if all of us got on the short dollar van, the short one. But it was yellow, and we got to school that way.
They stayed in the same classroom all day. In the trailer.
Right here in the back. And ate pizza.
Get your laughter. I know.
I'm not laughing. I want to thank you for taking your time to help me, man.
I'm on your case a lot, but you help me. And there's times where you do ask some very thought-provoking questions.
Thank you, ma'am. You know, I'm shooting you some mail.
Thank you. You know, I try to answer your questions too.
Yeah, that's why she's so funny. Because you help her in real life.
Like, with all her pontifications. So she has no problem answering.
Yeah, in real life, you are a solid source of info for her.

But in pod life?

Yeah, in pod life, she's fucking.

Hey, one time I was watching something and I asked a question.

I saw a male face.

I'm like, dad, was that dumb?

And I was like, huh?

She tried to play it off.

You got to watch these cameras.

My bad.

So ladies out there,

don't try to change the rules next month. They will.
Valentine's Day is indeed Valentine's Day. A day.
One day. Y'all are getting fancy because it falls on a Friday this year.
Oh, Lord. And you're trying to turn it into Valentine's weekend, which only existed when we was running out to the Poconos back in the day to get the room with the heart bathtub, and we do the little ski thing.
That's when it was Valentine weekend.

But that's over with.

Yeah.

Y'all are getting... See, y'all might have to get to Thursday.

It's really a half day because everyone works.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

And then the 15th is side chick day.

Mel, you're never going to beat the allegations.

Oh, shit.

Hey, yo.

Hey, yo.

Hey, yo.

Hey, yo. Stop.
Mel. here.
He's it up here. I learned.
Don't forget side chick Saturday. You all crazy, man.
Don't accept any gifts that come on Saturday. Well, he had to work Friday, so he's going to take out Saturday.
But when I wake up Saturday, Valentine's Day is over.

Over, for sure.

It ain't that shit that y'all trying to do.

So what are we about to do?

No.

Not about to do nothing.

But watch Lord and Order like we normally do, girl.

It's All-Star Weekend.

Yeah, well, he took that scene doing some shit.

I already know.

He's going to propose a Valentine.

It's going to be rose petals on the floor and shit.

He's going to propose a Valentine.

I can't wait.

Look at this nigga Joe. Look, we got him.
He's going to propose on Valentine. I can't wait.
Watch it.

Look at this nigga Joe.

Look, we got him.

He's going to propose on Valentine.

He ain't going to do that.

Why not?

He's too smooth for that. Because I can't.

That's going to propose on him?

That's too cliche for him.

A little bit.

I can't figure out when all the people that I want to perform are supposed to perform during my reception.

When are they supposed to perform?

No, I'm serious. I want fucking...
Kim? Lil' Kim? Oh, my God. Big dog.
You never beat the allegations he said. Word, word, word.
You never beat... He fucking...
No, he fucking over here. He fucking out.

He fucking out. He don't want,

he don't want,

no disrespect.

He don't want little Kim performing.

What, magic stick thing?

I don't know.

Big mama thing.

You really thought,

you want to come down the aisle

and big mama down?

He's going to have little Kim.

He used to be scared of the dick.

Wait, who is Kim?

What are you talking about?

Who is Kim?

K-E-M, nigga.

Kim.

K-E-M.

Kim.

Kim.

Oh, I'm sorry.

He don't know who that is.

It's a band.

No, no.

Who?

It's one nigga named Kim.

It's a band.

Is he a singer?

Yes.

Yes.

Is he talented?

Yes.

No, he's got bums at his wedding.

Right, right, right.

But it could be a friend.

He could just be,

remember earlier,

he said,

y'all like,

when you put friends on,

not at your wedding.

Not having no friend

perform at his wedding.

Okay, sorry.

I was just going to show him

who Kim was.

He sings the song

Love Calls.

He don't know that song.

He'll know when you hear it.

He'll know.

Any old school radio station,

they play Kim from like

three o'clock

to like six o'clock.

Do y'all know the music

that Flip has been listening to?

The moment, yeah?

Yeah.

Okay.

Told you.

You ever heard his song?

I did.

No, you didn't.

You should have been about to say what that shit does.

This Ben stopped being a music bar, though, so it's okay.

Who else though? Damn, Flip. Are you in contact with this guy? Yeah, I know.
Your heart is broken. Now we gotta let it rock for a little bit.
Sorry. Yeah, I promise y'all, we starting this part at some point.
Not really, right? It'll be alright. Yeah, fuck it.
It'll be alright. They don't need an analysis

on Donald Trump.

Tabitha Brown.

We ain't got shit

to talk about right now.

Tabitha Brown.

Fuck.

You see your mind

might be made up.

Well, that sounds good.

Yo, flip thing that this is

a demo artist.

Right.

She's got a great future.

He might go somewhere.

He might go somewhere.

Somebody should sign him.

I'm going to give you the hook, Flip,

and then we're going to get back to talking about nothing.

Holy shit.

Hey.

Footing up, footing up out there. Hey, yeah, I need this with a live band in my way, nigga.
You crazy? Yeah, there's nowhere to hide. So let love have its way with your heart When love calls Love calls Love calls your name Oh my god Damn Okay, okay, I see Anyway, that's the vibe I need Tank Of course I need Joe Who's the band gonna be? Like Robert Glasper or some shit? Who's what? Who's the band gonna be? Robert Glasper or some shit shit? Robert Glasper, 1500.
Yeah, okay. Yeah, something like that.

I need all of the fly singer niggas.

Alex Isley.

Y'all get some Sean Stockton in there.

Alex Isley.

Oh, yeah, Boyz II Men on Bended Knee.

You got to show up, yeah.

Boyz II Men on Bended Knee.

Let's go.

I want that type of vibe at my shit.

Yeah.

So all week I've been thinking about, yo, when is that supposed to happen?

Good question.

What other female vocalist would you want? You just think about it? Now, now, now. It depends on how many.
Tamiya. You can do it after the little first dance and all that shit.
After the dinner, the first thing that you can bring out Boyz II Men. Or you could do that at the climax.
You can do it at the end of the. No, but all of that music is kind of like...
You could break it up. Slow.
I like at the wedding when it's party time. Like when they about to play the shit.
So maybe during the food... That's why you do it early and then you turn up and then maybe you end it with Boyz II Men or something like that.
Or someone, yeah. Oh, yeah.
That's not a bad idea. Yeah, I'm on Lenny Kravitz.
I'm on a bunch of those performing on my shit. Drew Hill, Cisco.
Yeah, Beauty. I need Drew Hill singing Beauty at my shit.
This shit could be a concert, nigga. Yeah, festival shit.
Shoot. And the ladies gonna be my shit, hopefully.
Right, babe? Right, baby? Wait, wait, hold on. I was gonna ask you, do you invite old work to? Yeah.
I said the ladies. I didn't say nothing about old work.
That's not the same. Oh, that's...
You bring old work to her? Yeah I said the ladies I didn't say nothing

About old work

That's not the same

You bring your old work

To your funeral?

When I heard ladies

That's not that you meant

I'll be your funeral

No I'm being your work

That was before you didn't slip

Like a motherfucker

Yeah no

I just meant beautiful women

Do shah they go over your list?

That don't have to be

Old work of mine

I just mean

Beautiful women

Got you

I'm surprised

I don't want to be nowhere

Where it's not beautiful women

Honestly

Like

That's real

Just as a rule of thumb in life

Thank you. I was surprised.
I don't want to be nowhere where it's not beautiful women honestly. That's real.
Just as a rule of thumb in life. Do y'all both go over the invitation list? Say if you have yours individually and she has hers individually.
Do y'all both cross examine each other's lists or is more like anything that I'd say is speculation. I've never gone through it.
Yes. To answer your question.
You make a list and you double check each other's shit so you don't forget nobody. Make sure y'all ain't got the same person over here.
Oh shit. You gotta make a list.
So what if the person say, I don't want this person there? Then you have a conversation about it. Then you need to have a conversation.
Got it. You better have a good argument for why you want that person there.
Yeah, or why you don't. Or why you don't, right.
Because my girl gonna be keeping people out of there for the dumbest of reasons. I seen that one reel that bitch posted that she think I didn't see.
That's about me. It's like, oh my God.
All right, baby, you got it. All right, she can't come.
No one jokes. She's coming with her man.
I don't know how she got, I said, I didn't send her the invite. I don't know how she got here She's a plus one Corey plus one Corey got plus four right Corey and Keno Gotta blame it on the dogs Yo ain't gonna lie Wherever you go to get your tux I'm going nigga I gotta look good for your wedding son Then that part I gotta be slim I gotta be slim The tux hides a.
I'm going, nigga. I gotta look good for your wedding, son.
Then that part, like, I gotta be slim. Like, I gotta be slim.
The tux hides a little bit, though. I got PTSD from you.
I want my shit looking like ghosts. Ghost suits, nigga.
I gotta be slim. The wedding just seemed like, it just seemed like a lot.
It's not as bad as Tyler's Lurie. Yeah, it's not.
But I had a great time at every wedding I've gone to with the exception of eh. With the exception of a few.
I had a great time. Like Zaire shit, oh my God.
Beautiful. I was just telling somebody the other day, all them loving hip hop weddings I've been to, absolutely fire.
Like real fire. Safari, yeah.
That was the old trick when they get married and love hip hop so they could get some of the money But yeah, fucking safari shit Fire over there Kimbella, Jewel, fire over there Shit, I was at a wedding on couples therapy I was the best man Of like a transgender wedding How'd you become the best man? She asked me Wow I always say your wedding was probably the most fun I've had ever been. I've been to quite a few.
I heard a lot of great things about your wedding. This nigga wedding was lit.
That shit lasted for, what, two days? Yeah, pretty much. Damn.
You ain't been thinking about it, Freeze? Yeah. Yes.
You ain't got to look away. Yes.
Been thinking about it hard? Been chopping? Perusing? Carry. I'm going to your wedding too.
Of course you are. My dog been to that David Yermit.
Okay, wait. You'll love David's bridal.
What happened? Both part members can't get married in the same year. Why? Why not? That of weddings so weddings be fun I'm recycling what time off recycling shit so no I ain't getting married this year I already ate the tax tax nut for this year the only advice I would give next year I'm gonna be prepared that's real next year I'm gonna be ready y'all got that shit off this year.
But next year, I'm coming strapped up. State shit too? Yeah.
I always strap when I'm in the club. Bitch, shit, that.
Bitch, chill, me, little. All right, all right, all right, all right.
It's probably time for prospects. Almost, yeah.
That's crazy. All right, well, otherwise, it ain't really too much important up there, so I'm just going to continue to have a good time.
Anybody else think that this ASAP Rocky trial is getting a little bit spooky? I think it's very spooky. Yeah, because Ice was just saying.
Yeah, the main defense from what I was reading before was they were saying it was a starter pistol. It doesn't actually fire.
It's like a fake gun that he carries, but he has legally owned weapons at home. And I'm like, okay, if that's your defense and you can prove that that's not a real pistol, great.
But then I saw pictures that they recovered the shells and they matched them to a real gun. That he owns? That he owns.
Now that's tricky now. Because your starter pistol defense is out the window.
It was a a real gun that was fired It was matched to his gun or just that type of gun? What I read was matched to his gun The gun that was registered to him That's tough It's very tough That's bad And again like I said His reason for not taking a plea I still don't understand that part. Same.
I just don't get that. Because if your lawyer's telling you, you know, we can beat it, that's one thing.
But if you're saying, I just don't want to take that plea because I'll lose brand deals and it'll mess up. I can't tour.
Those are your reasons? This is where I'm conflicted with this. Because I assume him to have all of the resources and all of the money and the lawyers in the world.
I would imagine. I put that there by default.
So that to me would mean he's getting some great legal advice. Watching from the outside, it does not appear that way at all.
Even if there was a 1% chance of you being guilty. They offered you six months versus 24 years.
Your explanation of it being, it's going to be a career ender as if the 24 years is not a career ender. That was my point.
Like, it's six months versus 24 years max. Is it the three-year probation that you feel? Because I know a lot of people, you know, you feel like probation is a trap.
And especially when you have a long probation term, it's like, dog, it's set up for me to violate at some point and go back. Three years ain't that bad, bro.
Especially if you, I would imagine if you have young kids, like, I can just chill and be a dad for three years. Fuck you.
And years. Fuck you.
I mean you've been chilling out of the limelight for a minute now. Facts.
Maybe he wants a better deal. He's hoping for a better deal.
That was a really good deal. And you're black still.
And a rapper sorry to say. And you're famous.
And you're famous. Let's say famous because rapper sounds racist.
No but but from the perspective of the jury who might just have a very stereotypical way of looking at rappers. The jury is all white.
Exactly. Your rapper is tone deaf to me.
From him. Or is he's proven, and part of a lot of people's issue with him originally was his stance publicly as it pertained to black matters.
Mm-hmm. I forgot about that.
I did too. I forgot about that, yeah.
I never did. I never did.
Because it's important. It's important to remember who you are and where you are.
So now it relates. You establish a fucking pattern where that train of thought could be harmful to where you're not cognizant all of those years ago on that red carpet when they asked you and you were like, yo, dog.
Real insensitive he came off. He did.

And now it's like, okay, you don't know it. Not only do you not know any

better, but

the thinking now is more so harmful

for you and nobody else. You are the

person that's going to wear these

consequences. So

in LA, guns

famous, it ain't really added up to be pretty for us. No, it hasn't.
All of these things that I'm saying are reasons why six months you should probably jump at. Unless your lawyer got you thinking the Rihanna card is going to work.
The Rihanna card is why you got six months. Yeah.
Or unless there's some loophole that he's aware of that we're not privy to. It's one of two things to me.
Either they said, look, the state is offering six months. If they're offering you six months on something that has an alternative of 24 months.
24 years. 24 years, excuse me.
They got a weak case, right? And that's why they don't offer you six months unless they got a weak case. But from what I'm hearing you say,

the physical evidence is now there

and that changes that.

The other thing is maybe he's hard-headed.

Maybe the lawyers are like,

please take this six months.

And he's just like, no,

I've seen that happen

where guys are looking at

a terrible set of charges

and they say,

I'm going to fight it at trial.

And I see a lot of guys

get 20 and 30 years

when they could have got

one, two, three years

because they don't listen to their lawyers.

He could be that guy.

Yeah, and I see a lot of those rappers go to jail and then start talking about bad counsel. Yep, every time.
Start talking about their lawyer. Yeah.
I just think we've seen it too many times. He's playing a dangerous game.
Good luck to him. Yeah, good luck to him.
But the optics of it, ew. I wouldn't roll those dice.
Man, I took it six months so fast. I wouldn't roll those dice, especially if you tell me there's a video of me doing it.
Yeah, and shell casings. In the article, was there like a defense's counter to that? Did it...
I'm just wondering if it... I haven't seen it.
Because, you know, we talked about discovery, you know, and so the defense knows that they had this evidence, so I'm just wondering what their counter to this would have been and they might be holding that fire we're going to find Meg Conliff girl Meg Conliff is she there? you know she's there Meg with the bob is always there Meg with I mean no Ring Get out of here

That's how early

I be going to sleep now

I gotta put my phone

On ring

In case somebody

Call me or text me

Cause I'll put that shit

Over there

At 7 o'clock

And be like

I got my shit

To go to sleep mode

And only a select few people

Can get through

Anybody else

You will go to voicemail

Save

That's me too

I'll deal with you all tomorrow

Save

I'm gonna play that

Damn

Thank you. Anybody else, you will go to voicemail.
Same. That's me too.
I'll deal with you all tomorrow. Same.
I'm going to play that. Yeah.
Prayers. I don't know.
Yeah. I wish him luck.
I don't get this. What can you say? You know, we just have to see how it plays out.
And that's it. I think that I was on probation five years.
And it was hard for me. So I know what it's like to not want to be on probation.
You come to a point where... What was the hardest part of it? I'm in the middle, right? Because I was also arrogant.
Extremely arrogant. Back in the day.
Yeah, well, I was extremely arrogant. So my mother worked for the mayor's office.
I do what I want, that type of attitude, walking in there. They got me waiting all day.
I don't want to wait all day. I don't do drugs.
You keep wanting to drug test me. I was just getting ready to say that.
You keep wanting to piss test me. You're doing it intentionally.
But then when you sit down and you analyze it in retrospect, I realized that, come to a realization that they only did that because I was being a dick. Because there's plenty of times I could have called them and had a conversation with them or just, you know.
But it's always, I guess, it's always us against them. I think it was a little easier.
Like you said, you don't smoke and drink. That's a real big part of it.
A lot of niggas, whether they want to admit it or not, it's a lot of niggas addicted to weed. But they make you...
Niggas don't think they could be addicted to it niggas are addicted to it to be dicks

they'll make you

make you check in

bi-weekly

you gotta come here bi-weekly

no matter where you at

then it's monthly

and then some cool ones

will let you check in

once a year

like it's just depending

on who you get

or by phone

yeah

or by phone exactly

see all of that shit

that comes with

being a criminal

it took me two seconds

to go through it

to figure out

I didn't want to be a criminal

I was on probation

Thank you. See, all of that shit that comes with being a criminal, it took me two seconds to go through it to figure out I didn't want to be a criminal.
I was on probation, if that's what it was, or maybe it was pre-trial probation, some shit where I had to check in with somebody over there on Newark Avenue once a week or bi-weekly when I was 20-something or maybe in my teens. That wasn't fun.
Not at all. Every time you can't leave the city.

Not at all.

I don't need the state.

Go in there, piss.

Hey, if I'm in a bad mood, it don't matter what your piss do.

If I'm in a bad mood, I'll just book you myself.

True.

So play with me if you want.

He's right.

Answer your phone when I call you.

Like all of that, oh, this type of scrutiny?

No siree.

He's right.

You can have that one. My first time going to jail? Two seconds in the bullpen.
Oh. This ain't cute.
Nah. This shit's the worst.
This shit's terrible. Nothing cute about this.
Even the bailout. Shit, the bailout.
I was in there for fucking nine hours getting processed up. Don't want to do this again.
Nope. Nope.
It took one time. Every to tour every other week for, ugh.
Boy, it took one time. Woke up, stretched, saw where I was.
I was like, what the fuck? I'm locked up? Yeah, no. And you got to make that phone call and all.
Nah. Took me about three times, but the last one was the worst.
One time. One time I got locked up in a holding cell with a boy.
It's when you get the heroin dude. That's the worst.
First of all, if you get locked up on a Saturday, you're not coming home to Monday. And I remember being at 55th and Pond West and I got locked up with a white boy who got picked up buying heroin.
And by the nighttime, he's going through withdrawal. Oh my God.
And the cell don't get bigger. No, it doesn't.
They start throwing up, doing a whole bunch of shit. That's all he kept doing was throwing up.
Nasty. Oh, my fucking God.
I was like, the toilet seat covered in shit, he throwing up in the other corner. All I kept, I was like, yeah, I'm good.
I'm never committing a crime again. Oh, the only thing worse than being locked up, being in the bullpen, well, with the heroin dude, is being in the bullpen with the heroin dude and the thug that don't understand heroin dude.
Oh, shit. Yo.
I'm telling you don't throw up in here, money. It's going to be bad for you.
Hold on. I'm telling you, yo.
Yo, throw up in here if you want. I'm telling you.
Use that toilet if you want. It's going to be bad for you, money.
Don't take a shit, nigga. I'm like, yo, dog.
He's going to throw up. A lot.
Yeah, for the night. And you just going to have to do it right yeah I heard that one too that don't take a shit none of you niggas better take a shit in here nobody better take a shit in here oh shit I ain't McDonald's sir guess what I got arrested at McDonald's they locked me up off the double cheeseburger.
Double quarter pound. You was a ticket time.

I got my stomach going.

No, no, I'm going to take a shit.

Yeah, no.

One time,

most times,

for me,

my first time as a teenager

going outside

to deal some drugs.

All the drug dealers

got the hot fresh Jordans

and clothes on.

Oh, yeah,

he's going to get you some back.

Let me pick a block

and go out there

and stand outside

for a little bit by myself

with a little jacket on.

Man, I ain't know what time shit got popping out there. I was out there just standing there looking stupid.
And I was alone. And it wasn't my block.
Oh, shit. Yeah.
Other niggas came over. Learned you quick, right? Hey, man, you can't do that here.
Like, okay. My bad.
The 11 of y'all. My bad.
Who knew everybody had a block already? I didn't see that in the head book. My bad.
I didn't see the map. That's my fault.
Standing on my block, I ain't going to get it done. Ain't shit over there.
I'm going to go back home. Y'all got it.
I was in Jersey City when the fucking blood first came over there. Everybody was trying to be down.
I was like, I ain't quiet. I ain't going to lie to you.
Took a little apple cake, a little pamphlet. I ain't quiet up there on fucking Monticello or Ocean, wherever I was at.
Hey, what's up, man? What we got to do? All right, we going to run over here, stab this nigga. Then we going to run over here at 3 o'clock, shoot at these buildings in Montgomery.
I was like, you know what? Nah. Nah.
Nah. Let's turn this rap shit.
Right. Right.
Nah, I'm cool on that, man. Hey, but shout out to everybody getting it how you live.
Yeah, for sure. Hey, get it how you live, man.
It took that and your man, Beans. Yo.
What's your life like? Man. I say it all the time.
What? Audio scared straight. Worked like a charm.
Push ride toilet so he was good. I had to Google that shit.
I didn't know what the fuck that was. I didn't like the way he said it.
Then when I found out, oh shit. You let go of R's waist and went and Googled it.
I'm sorry. I was going to cook you earlier about that.
You let go of Lil Bro. Did y'all see that photo floating? Yes.
Of course. He had a whole segment on it.
Did you see ice floating in it? Big head ass nigga. You seen this nigga's dome punts? Yo.
How are you? I put a worse one up. I made a profile picture last night.
Oh, shit. I asked my mother about it.
She said my brother was nine months in that picture, which made me four.

Wow.

Scared his ass straight. Oh, and then that.

Shout out to the niggas out there that went to Scared Straight. I've been to

Scared Straight at like three different jails.

Oh, shit. Three different iterations.

The one where they

couldn't touch you, the one where they

could touch you, and the one where they threw your sneaker

across the auditorium.

I mean,

all of them shit.

Nope.

I'm good.

They didn't work.

I'm good.

They didn't work.

They worked on some people.

I remember my class,

they didn't work on me neither,

but some people

would come back crying

and shit,

sniffling,

especially the ones

where they could touch you

because some of them guys

would take it a little too far.

They wouldn't just like

swipe at you.

They'd start grabbing them,

pulling them to the bars,

hitting them and shit.

Do they still allow people

to do that?

No.

Nigga, when I was driving,

truck driving,

excuse me,

I had to deliver to Sing Sing

and to Southwoods.

That was more scared straight for me.

As an adult.

I was like, oh shit.

One day,

oh man, funny story.

So Sing Sing, they wear green.

Our uniforms were green.

Uh-oh.

Oh.

Nobody told me, it was written on the paperwork,

when you come to Sing Sing, do not wear green.

I didn't know, it's not my normal route.

So I'm running up there, I do the delivery.

They locked you up?

Nah, nah, so the way it works is,

you gotta give the, you gotta give, like you get esc escorted they walk your truck down to the dock whatever when I come out I usually jog to my truck so I can get the fuck up out of there yeah get out of there yeah yeah yeah get the jogging yes that's what I'm saying no no I'm with you especially in there yeah yeah so imagine Hit the jog to his car. So now imagine me wearing green, jogging to the truck to jump in the truck and pull off real fast.
Oh, shit. The guard was like, yo, my man, first off, you're not supposed to have that on.
Second, you running out here, you could have got shot. And he was pointing at the towers.
I was like, dog, I just want to go. You good.
I went back to them. Yo, I don't give a fuck.
I ain't never going to none of the prisons. Y'all good.
Y'all got it. I feel you.
That's a short season of Prison Break. It's about 20-minute season premiere and finale.
Fuck that. I'm cool.
Salute to everybody behind the wall. For sure.
Yeah, nah. Shout out to y'all.
It's free to wave.

Free to wave.

Big Mel's supposed to be getting that J-Pay

from these niggas. They lucky.

They lucky.

You was a girl. You have them?

She.

Better than OnlyFans, right? If I was a girl,

shit, if I wasn't famous.

Hey, what's my man out there today accusing of gay baiting?

What's my man name?

Super cool dude.

So I ain't going to talk bad about him.

That's my man.

Super polite, real good dude.

The light-skinned dude with the curly hair that keep coming out with the songs that's for gay people.

And he just put a picture out with his fucking bop with his drawings down with his shirt up. You talking about NLE? NLE Chopper.
NLE Chopper. They say my man is gay bae.
And he is. And he is.
But when he been doing it though. No he hasn't.
Stop it. He switched at some point and took it that way when he caught that record.
I'm saying that record was two years ago? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What I'm saying? He's had a career for longer than...
No, no, no. That's all.
And again, I've met him at whatever summer jam I went to. Super cool dude.
He's cool. Mad, polite.
Please don't think that I'm talking down on Annalise Chopper. I am not.
I wouldn that I fuck with him me too but he's definitely gay baiting and he was doing that for two years when that record when that record popped he's gay baiting or gay trolling it's two different no no that's the same thing gay trolling is pretending to be gay in order to get the attention no he's a troll to get the attention he's not pretending to be gay he never said he gay. He's just making content that the gays might enjoy.
Oh, so gay baiting, yeah. Brand making with gay trolling.
I remember that. He hit that lick at all the gay shows with that record.
And this was around the time when... Was at all the festivals with that gay record.
I think it was, they tried to book Boosie, if I'm not mistaken. And he, it was a big thing because he turned it down.
I'm not doing no gay shows and then right after that, dude was like, I am. Sign me up.
A gay record? It's not a, no, it's not a gay record. And that's not nice to say it's a gay record.
It's not, yeah, it's not that Nelly. It's just a record that they may enjoy.
That gay people like. Then he just leaned in a little bit and a little bit.
He did not lean in a little bit. He leaned in a lot of it.
He leaned in a lot. He leaned all the way.
What do you want him to do if he's making more money than he ever made making this type of music and taking these types of pictures than he did before when he was doing whatever he did? Niggas hood bait and get away with it. Niggas ghetto bait and get away with it.
Facts. That's good.
Facts. That's real.
Big freeze. And we don't say nothing about it.

So the alternative,

he could be out here

knocking people

upside the head

and robbing them and shit.

So he found a lane

to get his money,

let him get his money.

He ain't hurting nobody,

let him get his bread.

You lucky I'm retired, boy.

You be on his ass?

Yeah, I be on his ass.

Hey, them gay baiters

got to have some

competition too now.

He got a whole lane too. By himself.
Chilling. That's smooth.
Yeah, fuck it. Ever since Gay Cuddy got engaged.
It was good. It was good.
Right there. It was right there.
Yeah, Gay Cuddy tried to sneak that in there. My fiance, hey, nigga, when you got proposed to? Wow.
Wow. You ain't shit, man.
When you got proposed to. Why he ain't do the proposing? He said, when you got proposed to.
You ain't shit, man. You ain't shit at all.
Subconsciously not shit. That was a mistake.
Nigga. I told y'all that whole story read.
He couldn't even know he got to stop with that story. They were looting.
What did he say? Yo. I was being stalked.
Nigga, you ain't had a slap In about 23 years Talking about I'm being stalked No you wasn't I was being I'm being stalked Is the new I was hacked Right Nigga you know You know. You know Duke.
All right.

Yep.

Now it's time.

Now it's time.

We got to listen.

Listen.

Oh, shit, man.

Fucking get it.

He tried to get that shit off, too.

He tried to get it off.

It worked for a little bit.

Yeah.

It worked.

Oh, shit.

That nigga aggressive on the text when niggas run out of c*****.

Alright, bro.

Oh, shit.

I hate you.

I'm taking a break.

You know.

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I get me lined up. Shout out to her.

Would y'all judge me if I went and got

a piece made

that was like a bracelet

with different lengths

draped down

into two rings

as like a handpiece?

Oh my God.

Yes.

Absolutely.

One thousand percent.

Yes.

Yes.

You taking this print shit

a little too far.

I will clown you

every time I say it.

Every single time.

Why?

What's the dude from 300?

That is fucking sassy.

The androgynous person.

Get that name, man.

But why?

Why would y'all?

But why?

Why ain't sassy is the right word?

It's fucking sassy.

So y'all will clown me because it's sassy?

Yes.

I'm going to clown me.

That's the only reason?

Yeah.

That's good enough.

Oh, okay.

So you'll get it.

Oh, oh, oh.

You got to put the...

All right.

That's not enough.

Not at all. Nigga trying to be a trendsetter now Yeah You trying to be You trying to gay bait too Damn Listen I come from the days Where rappers had Pieces that were iconic To them And them all Yeah but get a piece though You can do something a little different That is a piece No no Don, no.
Don't go get no bracelet connected to the rings, nigga. Don't do that.
And you're going to stop talking like this. Hey, nah, nah, nigga.
Get a belly button ring. He's going to be out here doing the yayo and shit.
Exactly. The waist beads.
Get your ass out of here. Oh, shit.
A belly button ring. What did you say? Waist beads? That's what I know.
That's what I know. She's's on your ass.
Yeah, she on your ass. I ain't shot at Mel all pod.

There's still time.

There's a lot of time, yeah.

I don't think I have nothing to shoot at Mel about.

I mean, waist beads are not shooting, you know?

It helps you keep your waistline intact, you know?

I don't think that's true. That's not what they do.

That's not what they do.

Yeah, yes it is.

I can do what you did.

It keeps your weight.

What?

There it goes.

You say what?

I can do what you did it keeps you wet what there it goes you said what I can do what I can do what you did

it's a Zempick

you can't roll it

it's a Zempick

but you know it's there

what the fuck

did you guys make up a song

everywhere

oh my god

they're gonna take that shit

watch

they bite

So, let's go. everywhere.
Oh my God. They're going to take that shit.
Watch. They bite.
That's fucked up. Wow.
700%. It's the A-bird on Ozempic.
He got the Ozempic cheekbones. That's our man, Joe.
Yo, see, and that's why I don't do the loyalty thing. People get sensitive.
That right there is another reason I don't do the loyalty thing. People get sensitive.
If my man come in here with Olympic cheekbones, I want to be able to say, hey, my brother. If that's my man, that's who should make the joke.
You got Olympic cheekbones. That is who should make the joke, your man.
On your big platform. He on his platform with those Zipic cheeks? I hear you.
But Joe know that people get sensitive. People that's cool with Joe Zipic.
But why if you don't, if you're not on Zipic? But Mook did respond and say he loved Joe. Tell Joe I love him and stuff like that after.
Mook know I fucking love him. All that little fake mad for two weeks shit wasn't about nothing.
Like, you know, the people that know I love him know I love him. Mook DM me about you.
You're going to feel the way you'll get over it and you'll say, that's my man and I know he love me and I love him. He DM me.
Mook got to come up here soon. Hey, Mook and Lux getting that corporate.
Yeah. That corporate money.
They are. They're going to show you battle rappers how to do it.
Yes, they are. Too better than them, though.
They getting that corporate two-man... Trendsetters.

Hey.

If it were two battlers

to do it,

I wouldn't want it to be there.

You know what I'm saying?

Who better?

Shout out to Mook and Lux.

I was supposed to get with Lux,

but I slept walk the night before,

so I had to put it on.

Hey, Lux,

we gonna work it out, man.

I slept walk the night.

I had a rough little month, man.

Don't worry.

We gonna get to it.

We gonna get to it, boy. I slept walk the night before some shit got low.
Anyway. You didn't ask your jewelry question.
I did. That was it.
Flake and file question. Let me ask you all a jewelry question.
Hypothetically speaking. Sure.
There's the two unmarried people here. There's more than two unmarried people here.
Yeah, but... You're shooting...
You always... I'm not shooting...
But there's more than two unmarried people. But what happened to your man? When you hear my question, you'll understand why I said two.
Oh, okay. Unmarried men.
When you're... Fine.
I'm assuming males... I'm talking about ring shopping, so I'm assuming males are not going to be shopping for a dude's ring.
That's why I was saying two. Well, she's money enough.
That was my question. Are y'all going to consult with y'all significant others when y'all do this jewelry? I already know what she wants.
I know. She already told me.
You got to know the shade. We know all of that.
You got to know the shade. Okay.
I know everything. My girl's middle name is Shopify.
Every day she's shopping for something. So she was sending me a picture.
So you are. That's all I was going to tell you.
Every single day. Because every woman I know who has a ring where the dude didn't consult, they hate it.
They pretend they liked it, but they actually hate it. I think that's foul, though, too.
Why? I think it's foul from the B word, appreciate it, bitch. I think it's foul.
I'm sorry. I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck. Because it's from the heart.
So you're soon to be betrothed as bitch because she didn't like the fucking shape of the fucking way. And bitch in love, not bitch in disrespect because I love you and I'm going to marry you.
But be appreciative. You're really not a sweet in the pot.
I'm tired of, listen, and that's my problem. And I'm not shooting at anybody in my family.
I'm tired of you getting something for somebody and they act like they like it and then talk about it later on that they don't like it. Would you rather them not like it in front of you? But communicate initially.
And what's the point of a surprise? Communicate. Yo, this is what I like.
The problem is in the home, there is no communication in relationships. Communicate.
This is what I like. This is what I don't like.
I think you're projecting. No, no.
I'm with him a little bit. No, my wife and I have an understanding now.
But in the beginning, it hurts. When you're trying to uphold the standard of being a husband at a young age, and you just want to, you watch these movies and shit, and you watch certain things you want to surprise, and then you find out that your surprise isn't warranted, or I don't really like that, it bothers you.
But now I know, now I know I understand, because it took time. But when you're trying to surprise somebody and they don't like it or they bring the shit back or want to bring it back, it takes maturity to get over that.
I feel that. To me, I'm not saying to girl for sisters.
That comes off a little selfish. I'm selfish.
Because part of the surprise is knowing the person. I get surprises for my girl all the time.
I know her like the back of my hand. Talk to him, bitch.
It has a surprise I brought in there that she felt no type, not even telling me later that I ain't really like, I know her. You're also a talker.
You're also a communicator. You're great with communication.
A lot of times when you're working and you're moving around, you may not have the time to communicate. You do have the time to communicate, but you may not put the extra effort in.
Well, you should. You got to.
You have to, though. And I agree.
What you said, you loved it, though. Yes, yes.
Of course, I had to learn after getting my feelings hurt. I had to learn.
When you want to surprise somebody, you see something like, damn, I think this will look nice on my wife. I think this will look nice on my girl.
I like it. Then you get it.
And maybe they may feel like, everybody got that. I don't want it.
Or they may feel however they feel about it. And a lot of times, women change their emotion of what they like and what they don't like.
My wife would tell me, y'all, I want these sneakers. Women's emotions are attached to the trends.
And the trends change every 10 years. Talk about it, yeah.
So now there's a new style of ring that's in. He's right.
That's what I'm saying. We're freaking the wedding dresses now.
We want homeboy in Africa that's putting the diamonds on everything. We don't want that traditional shit.
They may like something and then it may take you a while to get it. And because of that, I already let Shorty know, hey, I'm a you know I give it up.
So I'm going to do it. When it's wedding band time, don't come give me that shit that.
The silver shit, the little black shit. That shit that all the men wear.
The black one? The black shit. Carbon fiber shit.
Respectfully, I never seen a man with a dope wedding band. I agree.
Like, you're going to get your wedding band soon. But, like, you niggas, that shit that great-grandpa Bartholomew would wear That's made out of fucking Copper Made from the dirt Out here And then She get laced Hell no I can't remember who it was Turn your whole finger green Y'all niggas don't be looking lit With your wedding bag And Great Grandpa Never took the shit off His whole finger fucked up It's passed down From Great Granddad Look at Mark's shit Nah laced me I like my I like my shit simple.
It's solid gold. It's not from the dirt.
Man, fuck that. Lace me up.
Lace me up. I want you.
I ain't going above and beyond wedding tank just finished singing and then you come give me some shit that's made out of brick. But see, some people like Parks.
Did you want... I picked my shit up.
Yeah, I picked mine too. All right, well, let me pick mine.
That's all that. True, let me pick mine.
That's really it. The same way she got to pick...
Not really pick, but you know the ring that she wants. I think, men, we should be allowed that.
But then when you put... My shit better come with LEDs, both diamonds, real and moist nights.
Nah, my shit got me a smart ring. That fits you.
That's exactly right. I just wanted something simple.

I said,

I want it to be high quality,

but something simple.

My shit better connect to my phone.

Yeah, word.

I need an app on my shit.

Yeah, I need an app.

Y'all want something low key

to where the mistress

can't really tell what it is.

Nah, my shit on point.

Right?

Y'all want something to where

it won't really be a topic

of conversation

during the cheat. Y'all expect your woman to buy the wedding band? No I was about to say y'all Let me manage your expectations right now Y'all can do that together That's what we did We went out and bought bands together That shit wag Pox Even if you could do this wag I want the shit that I want.
And she wants the shit that she wants. So here's the thing.
She better save up. Take your little Instagram subscription money.
That's financial abuse. That's financial mockery.
That's where my bitch be stashing the money at. Girl, hey, go in there.
Pull it up, bitch. That's financial mockery, nigga.
No, he right. No, they be stashing.
They stashing. Yeah, they do.
They stashing in all these little sites. When you watch all the movies back in the days when niggas proposed and spawned me, they didn't go shopping.
It was a surprise. You know what I'm talking about.
Because it's a movie. That's why I'm trying to tell you.
Don't do that shit from the movies. It will fuck your shit up.
I'm trying to tell you. Let me ask you a question, but you did say that

some of the women that you know didn't

like the wedding ring initially, but when you think

about marriage,

you think about going out,

being a man, going out there

and buying a ring for your wife so you can propose to her

an engagement ring. So she should have

no input in that. It's supposed to be, no!

It's supposed to be a surprise! That's ridiculous.

Mel, Mel, please!

I will fry you up, Mel. Flip, flip.

And I love you. Flip, hold up.

I love you. Flip, flip.
Hold up, flip. I'll fry you up too, Mark, nigga.
Then take it from Mel. I love you too.
Hey, Mark. Think about it like that.
And Flip, you could still surprise her, but just knowing what she likes. Bro, ask her best friend or her sister or something.
That part right shit. We don't want to like them bitches neither.

We don't get along with them.

They fail.

They fail.

You know how you're going to get them to like you? We don't want them at our house.

You know how you're going to get them to like you?

You know how you're going to get them to like you?

You guys.

You got it.

The listeners are licensed.

Just slow down.

We did it.

But this is how you make a relationship with a sister or a friend that you don't like

is say, hey, I'm thinking about doing this thing.

I need some help though.

He don't want to make that good. He don't like it.
I just want to make that good. No my shit's good already.
I know we got to move on. I just want you to think about one thing.
Imagine your wife buying you something that you have to wear for the rest of your life that you have no input. Imagine if you had to wear a hat every single day or a pair of sneakers every single day that she picked that you had no input on it for the next 60 years.
Got you. You got to wear, even if you think it's ugly.
I understand everything you're saying. You know how many, if that happened, how many pizzas would you have to buy? You on my side, Joe.
You just want to play around to the old ass. No, you got to keep them niggas off you if you get arrested with that type of ring on.
Listen, everything is good with me. I'm just saying I know that there's men out there that feel this way.
That's it. Me, I'm good.
We're trying to help you. I'm trying to help you all.
Yeah, I'm talking to me like, nigga, I'm already knee deep, nigga. Like, my whole body is deep.
Yeah, enough of that. Fuck what they talking about.
Yeah, talk to a friend. Get the shit right.
Right. Do some reconnaissance.
It'll make your life better. What's important to y'all up here? We just been running our mouth for like 90 minutes.
So I want to ask y'all about this Martin Luther King thing. And it's not heavy to me.
It's not even a heavy topic. But Donald Trump announced that he is going to be declassifying the files, the assassination files of Martin Luther King, John F.
Kennedy, and Robert Kennedy. But the interesting thing about Martin Luther King is when they release these files, I know for a fact that a bunch of wild shit is going to come out.
Yeah, that's what's expected. That's what everybody's expecting.
Even the family's like, please let us see it before you put it out. Or the family's requesting it.
They've requested it. You're like, please let us at least brace ourselves because the FBI files and all the shit on Martin Luther King Jr.
are going to be wild. I'm not saying they're true.
I'm just out there. Shout out to the King family.
But they're going to say that everything from prostitutionitution to sex parties serial cheating all this shit and I think the next step is because I'm already hearing it is the republicans republicans are going to say we need to cancel Martin Luther King day they've already been saying it right and now they're going it's going to be like that's the excuse we'll know when the mark if you found out allegedly that Martin Luther King Jr. got it was involved in some wild, freaky shit that seems

like every other nigga you know,

would it change how you see him?

No. Not at all.
He got hit in the

head with a rock, nigga, singing We Shall Overcome.

It don't get any better. He deserves some pussy.

Yeah, he deserves whatever he wants.

He fought for... Don't laugh, man.
He fought for us.

The male guy...

Yo, Joe!

Get him. Okay? Really? Really Really I'm laughing at the rock I'm laughing at the first joke I didn't say that to you man My girl got clopped I don't get the joke I don't get the male joke I was laughing at the king part Don't Don't touch me You never, no.
Don't. Don't.
Don't. Don't.
Don't. Don't.
Don't. Do I not want to know? Don't touch me.
Stop. You never let this.
Let's move the fuck up. You always let him slide, man.
No, fuck him. He reminded me.
I forgot about the story. Yeah, I know.
Fuck him and you're close to getting that too. Okay.
Let's continue. I'm wondering what the story is.
No, you don't worry about it. No, you don't want to know.
Okay. Okay, fair enough.
Yeah. So y'all said it didn't change you.
I'll take you. Yo, this thing is terrible.

Evil.

Just pure evil.

Anyways.

No, it would not change my view of Martin Luther King.

No, it wouldn't either.

He's done too much greatness.

I've been doing that about him.

Like, how else you supposed to do all that civil rights shit?

They had a whole play on that shit.

Remember the mountaintop?

Yeah, oh, with Sammy Jackson.

Yeah, I went and saw that.

Oh, for real?

Yeah, mountaintop was great on Broadway.

Yeah, it was great. Yeah, it was really good.
Do you think that the FBI could make up stories in these documents? Absolutely. I do.
What's the probable cause that the story is they're lying in the documents? I think two things are true at once. I think, yes, the FBI lies all the time.
That's COINTELPRO. The Government Counterintelligence Program was all about lying and misrepresenting and misleading black leaders.
And I know people that knew Martin Luther King Jr. was there for some of this stuff.
Oh, got it. I don't know if all of it is true, but I don't think it's a far-fetched to say that he wasn't the person that a lot of people might have expected him to be, given his stature.
This is a good time to have a talk that's been on the back burner for a while. When is it all right to commit adultery? He's right.
If I just went out and walked 900 miles in the blistering heat, singing a song. By the list throwing rocks.
Why are they hitting me with shit? When I clock out. And wifey back home.
Hey, when this gig is over. I need to let off some steam.
I can't just. No.
Why not? Why not though? Come on, Mark. Everybody don't live righteous, man.
I mean, Malcolm X is probably the closest one that was righteous towards the end of his... Yeah.
Hold on. All I say is I understand.
It's never okay, but I understand. Like, Dr.
King used to... You would have fell victim, too.
No. What decade was that? The 60s? The 60s, yeah.
I would not have played. This is before the internet.
In the 60s, segregation. You in your bag.
You thought you was in your bag on CNN. You in your, hey, stop it.
Hey, free us and the freedom. You in your bag.
thought you was in your bag on CNN you in your hey stop it free us and the freedom you in your bag and some little white girl come up to you at the bar I support your movement I just really support you I'd be like Malcolm when he's like nothing what can I do to help you? Nothing you think Malcolm X never fucked a white girl? he did before he joined the nation once they became Yacoub's grafted devil, nah. Mark X.
Mark X ain't, is turning down Becky. That's not true.
That's facts. That's not true.
Look, I don't do it. Listen to me.
Mark, Mark, Mark. Hold on.
Hold on, hold on. I ain't do it now.
When it's permissible, I don't do it. Hey, Mark.
Mark, Mark. The 60s, that shit was a premium.
Yo. Exactly.
That shit was 93, nigga. What if it ain't Becky? That shit was a 93 share.
Like BBS. What if it ain't Becky? You mean like, what if it's like Rashida? Yeah.
Yes. At the bar.
Same situation. Rashida's racist.
That was very racist. But Becky wasn't? A little racist, too.
You can be really racist towards the whites, too. Okay, okay.
Just make sure I understand. No such thing as that.
Okay, fair enough. No, I wouldn't.
I'll say this. Dr.
King used to drink a fifth of whiskey every night as well. And people, as a preacher, he wasn't supposed to do that.
He did a lot of shit that people don't think he did. I probably would have succumbed to some of that stuff.
But I don't think, if you say like I'm not, adultery wouldn't be my thing, but I'm not judging him. I'm just saying like that wouldn't have been my personal thing.
It gets a little harder to turn shit down when you're off to fit the whiskey. But now that's it.
Here's my good ass point. She got that civil rights ass.
Here's my problem though with this. Like Dr.
King was fighting for black people. Civil rights ass is different.
Like people were getting bit by dogs, sprayed with motherfucking holes. People were getting violated.
And that makes you want pussy? Yes. Nigga, you got to get...
Yo, hey, yo, hey, yo, Mark, listen. I'm trying to get the connection.
Y'all keep like... When you ejaculate, when you ejaculate, nigga, all the pressure comes out.
Nigga, he got hit in the head with a rock. I keep saying this thing, and we shall overcome, nigga, holding hard hands, nigga.
Having to march and get insulted and bitten, and he had to release it somehow. Man, look, look, look.
He Yeah. I gotta clear my mind.
I had a dream. Here's some wild shit.
He could fuck his wife. She not there.
Why not? Bring Coretta. This is that thing that podcasters do where they just get on the mic and say the right thing.
Exactly. That's what he's doing.
I'm not saying the right thing. He's been out all day 9,000 miles and running.
His wife ain't the happiest with him. She bickering, bitching.
You out there running around with these posters and shit. They ain't have a phone.
Look, look, look. They ain't have a phone so you gotta read the letters.
You didn't have a He gotta read the letters She couldn't call him Okay the listeners are licensed The listeners are licensed So They gonna be on our ass anyway I'm chilling That's y'. Anyway, don't waste all your outrage on the appetizer when the main course is on the way.
They're going to take away black history, mom. What are we getting out for? I saw a Maya G tweet, Trump want to change the name of Uno to one.
How long do y'all think we keep in Juneteenth they gonna move that shit to april 1st this shit ain't funny this shit is not funny but i'll admit that i laugh at some of it you gotta That was hilarious. Homeboy they had on the news that was a Trump voter and Trump supporter.
Where they came and took his wife. So he started pleading to Trump in video.
Please don't take her from me.

That's not funny.

It's hilarious.

It's fucking hilarious.

But it's funny.

It's funny.

Can you imagine that?

You're just eating dinner.

You've been with your wife for 70 years.

They just hear a helicopter.

Come out.

Hey.

Hey. Hey.
We know she's in there. Don't make us come in there.
Drop the Brussels sprouts. Drop the...
Yo. Oh.
Jesus Christ. That's racist.
Oh, my God. I just had **** for dinner.
It was good, too.

Drop the **** and get your ass out of here.

Oh, my God.

Stop, Joe, bro.

All right.

He's funny, though.

Hey, y'all that voted for dude.

There's a bunch of people on fucking TikTok and Instagram making reels about, like, I just, I thought that he was going to fix the price of eggs.

I didn't think that he was actually going to deport my abuela.

It's like, yeah, bitch, that's what the fuck he said.

Eggs went up again.

My dad, my dad is pissed.

Let me tell you that.

My dad said for 17 years, nobody in this house ate eggs but me.

Not everybody wear eggs now.

Not everybody wear eggs.

Whole house.

Yo, you got some eggs?

It's a luxury item now.

He said, this is $18.

I know pops is eating.

Oh, my God.

Now y'all want eggs.

Can't find them.

My dad house is so much fun.

That's funny.

They got a new dog.

They got a new dog.

Sounds cool, right?

Mm-hmm.

They had a vote.

My dad and my brothers never wanted the dog.

My dad's wife and my little sister wanted a dog. My dad said, now they had a dog that died.
Right. So it's a new dog.
Yeah, rest in peace Yankee. Here comes blue.
So they got a new dog. My dad says, hey, if y'all bring that dog in here, y'all gotta take care of the dog.
Oh yeah, that'll work. They say yes.
That never works. They say yes.
It's on him. This dog been shitting and peeing all over that fucking house.
So when I come in, my dad make a joke and say, hey, take this little dog with you. So I start joking back with dog jokes.
Man, that turned into a whole different fight in that household. You gotta be careful how you joke in other couples' houses.
Like, you'll say a joke about one thing. And it's a trigger.
And it opened a door for some sore spot. That shit turned into, well, the dog is the only one keeping me happy and satisfied.
And the dog is the only thing keeping me company in here. And I should be happy because I'm going to leave.
I said, you know what? No, I'm going to leave. Yeah, I'm hiding.
I'm going to get out of here. What was you talking about? Nothing, right? Nothing.
How you feeling, yo? I'm feeling good. You feeling good? Yeah.
You sure? I thought you would be sick, bro. Why? I watch Raw.
Okay, how was it? I seen Kai up Kai, yeah. Worldwide.
Millions and millions of people. I was like, my guy flipped, man.
Hey, yo, listen. That don't bother me, man.
I support the young brother. It's a young man's game.
Oh, you got the voice. I support the young brother.
No, no, no, no. The thing is that, I mean, it's fun.
What's the thing? It's fun and jokes, but at the end of the day, when I walk in a room, I'm still Queens Flip. That's true.
I need you guys to keep that in mind. It's true.
It's true. You can't ask.
No, you are Queens Flip. Flip when you walk through.
Queens Flip. Queens Flip.
You said Queens Clip? She said Queens Flip. No, I Queen's Clip.
Queen's Clip. I'm acknowledged by the greats.
I'm acknowledged by the current greats, and I'm still able to keep myself relevant, man. Shout out to Kyle.
Man, we working on things, man. Qualify.
Huh? You said what? Qualify? No. No.
I mean, you shout out the nigga that, you know, used to... I mean, we do...

No, I think it's great.

I think it's great.

It's amazing.

I heard about it.

I was in jail at the time when Ro was on.

Wow.

That's quite the contrast.

Yeah, but I heard about it, and I think it was great.

I know.

So I would just slick talk, yo.

No, I was just saying, that must be...

You in a jail cell feeding guys pizza, and he's...

Yeah, worldwide.

Because you know he fed it to him. folded it folded it nice a couple of guys a couple of picked the cheese up that was drooling a couple of guys give him a little wipe a couple of guys hold on you jerks a couple of guys with the Instagram say yo shout out to Queensfl for the pizza.
They got Instagram with it? No, I mean, when they came home, and that's, come on. Stop.
A couple of guys came out home and said, yo, Flip, I appreciate the pizza. A couple of guys.
They were after no good. There was about 15 of them niggas in there.
Oh, yeah, you had to get that pizza pizza. Hey, JR, Yeah shout out 76 He had to get that quick That's how they let him use the phone Breast sticks too They let him use the phone Oh yeah no he got breast sticks Are we supposed to be participating in a Target strike? Mark? I don't shop in Target Tell me about him Mark So I ain't gonna say whether we should or we shouldn't But this is what I say The story is People are Calling for a Target strike Because Target has pulled out Of all of its DEI shit After Trump And everybody else Has said DEI is dead And it's wrong A lot of the companies That were making all this money On DEI Selling themselves As DEI companies We recruiting black people We getting black vendors Black, all this shit.
They've all stopped supporting it. The jig is up.
Yeah, and very publicly. And Quiet is Kappa.
Some of them never actually turned into money. They just took the publicity and never actually followed through.
Surprise, surprise. Surprise.
Well, now people are saying, well, since Target made the announcement, we're going to boycott Target. Enter Tabitha Brown.
Tabitha Brown was like, she went to Instagram because she had, and if you don't know Tabitha

Brown, she's an actress.

She does voice stuff.

She does motivational speaking.

Author.

Author.

Books.

She does all the things.

And also product line.

She has a million products.

Hair products, spices.

Actress.

He said that already.

Oh, I'm sorry.

We're talking about her product line in Target specifically.

She's got all the ads. All the ads.
Dead ads. Like, them ads that these other chicks is dying to get out here.
Shout out to Tabitha Brown. She's amazing.
Shout out. Until she hits Target, right? I mean, until she hits Instagram.
But then she's like, look, y'all, I know you're trying to do an Instagram. I mean, a boycott of Target.
But maybe y'all could boycott everybody but me. Did she say that though, Mark? Not like she said like that.
She said, she spoke specifically about black brands that are in there exclusively. So I don't know what her deal is with Target where she only sells exclusively through them and can't sell through her own channels.
Which it seems like.

All I'm going to say is

if everybody's boycotting some shit...

It came off as very, very tone deaf.

You just got to take the L.

Most people ain't going to listen anyway. You got to take the L.

But you can't go and be like, yeah, I'm down with the boycott

but just still come in here and buy my paprika.

You know what I'm saying? You just got to take that long.

So here's the thing.

When President Trump abolished DEI, basically, so Target says, yes, we're not subscribing to DEI anymore. They just renamed it.
I was about to say that. That's all they did.
They renamed it to belonging at the bull's eye now. It's still their DEI practices.
It's just not called DEI because those three letters are like taboo to the government at this point. And that's why I said I'm not telling people to boycott or not boycott.
I don't have an opinion on boycotting Target because I don't know enough to your point about whether they've actually changed or whether they just changed names. I'm just saying if...
They have a whole press release on their corporate... I was about to ask be lying too, but like, I would have rather her just said, look, it's not really DEI going away.
Stick with me, y'all. But don't say, you can boycott, but, you know, still boycott the black.
You know, still don't boycott these people. It just look tone deaf.
It look like you don't care that people are boycotting. That's all I'm saying.
And that's about reading the room to me, just just in general and i think sometimes celebrities who are rich and famous act like they're not because she's like you know these black businesses are gonna get hurt it's like you're not you're not a small black business like with hair care products trying to get in the local target you're in every target in america like got it you got it like like be honest about what this is and if you want us to not boycott because of what you just said i could could ride with that. But don't tell me it's because you'll get hurt.

Yeah, you might get hurt.

Everybody is hurting a boycott.

That's the point of a boycott.

We all make a little sacrifice and then we win in the big picture.

That's all I want to say about it.

I'm not boycotting Target.

I haven't boycotted Target.

That's what I'm saying.

I'm sitting here trying to think of

when we done got together

and boycotted anything.

Niggas always standing up boycotting on Boycott nothing. We boycott people.
They say Chris and Michelle. Yeah, we boycott people.
I mean, you know what I mean? Businesses, though. We don't.
We don't boycott businesses. Listen, Target going, mark down them TVs to 300, and y'all going to be right back in there.
When Gucci did that shit, niggas all going to boycott Gucci. H&M with the coolest monkey in the jungle shirt.
Yeah. Now, sometimes when I walk in Balenciaga and it's slow.
You boycott? I say to them, I say, oh, yeah. You're feeling it.
Still feeling the effects. They be like, yo, shut up.
Don't say that in here. Is that before or after you pay for your purchases? They'd be like, would you like some champagne?

Exactly.

No, it's normally before.

Oh, got it, got it, got it.

Oh, no, I'm a customer.

They got me already.

That's what I'm saying.

My sales lady done shot up in the ranks.

She's like, top two.

Oh, let me not say it no more because they be hating on us.

I mean, it's not bad. You got Balenciaga beef going because of you?

Yeah.

Let me say no so I can get off of that.

But there's salesperson beef out there.

Thank you. because of you? Yeah.
Let me say no so I can get off of that, but there's salesperson beef out there. Oh, for sure.
I can imagine. There's salesperson beef out there.
So you steal somebody's customer list and that person is the spender. Yeah.
And then they fighting for commission because people are getting laid off. I see that shit happening in a barbershop.

Still somebody's customer?

Yeah, me too.

Bars and restaurants too.

Oh, yeah.

Throw hands.

That's why I stopped getting drugs.

You may not say it,

but who has the best hospitality in those stores?

I tell you who don't. As far as like greeting.

You can't ask me

because I got people in all the stores.

You'd have to have like a real Keith Lee experience

like where they don't know you and you're just going in there to test the service. Like when we went in B the stores.
You'd have to have like a real Keith Lee experience like where they don't know you

and you're just going in there

to test the service.

Like when we went in Bottega.

Oh yeah,

how they treated them

versus how they treated me.

Oh, how'd they treat y'all?

Like security?

Who went in Bottega?

Me, Ish, Joe, and Corey.

Uh-oh, I thought you meant y'all.

Got you, got you.

And you got a bad treatment?

What?

Bad?

Shorty was like,

yo, we couldn't even walk separate and look at shit.

No, y'all got to stay together.

She said y'all got to stay together?

Am I lying, Corey?

Y'all have to stay together.

And you're always in Bottega.

We was like so offended.

We was like, yo, dogs, we out.

Like, this nigga said.

I don't know.

Did you fucking buy this?

See, that's what we got to file a report.

They left us.

Like, you know what?

I'm not taking this shit.

Fuck this shit.

I was like, yeah, y'all, come on. And I was like, yeah, my friends is looking a little broke right now.
They could fucking smell the broken. And those sneakers are cute.
The Iversons didn't get it done in here. So, ooh, sorry.
I'm talking shit right now. And that's bad.
That was one experience. You can't put that on.
No, but to a person,

if that's all I know,

let's say I was going to get something from Bottega,

it would never be that store.

Got it.

I would drive however far I have to drive

to keep from going there.

Got it.

Or I would,

if I would happen to be in there

and I had to purchase something out of there,

I would make sure that you don't get it.

Like, I'm not buying through you. Like, fuck no.
What? Go ahead. Every time I play something, y'all stop talking.
That's not how I can produce the show. Your music got a message every time, dog.
You be doing some fuck shit sometimes. So let me hear where he going.
What are you about to do? I thought he was about to play a set it off record or something. I knew this was coming.
I knew this was coming. News, news, Joe Biden.
This is my shit. You can reach me by its railway.
You can reach me on an airplane. You can reach me with your mind.
See, Mark, you would have slidged me. That's how I know they would have got you in the 60s.
That's bullshit like that. And he's smart and talking that shit.
Mark would have had groupies. They'd have spun Martin.
Yeah. They'd have flipped the shit out of Mark.
Yeah. I would have.
Mark had little break babies all over the place. Do you want me to let this slide?

What?

I'm giving you, because I fuck with you.

You dropped me home.

Yes.

Do you want me to let this slide?

Then Mark would have had groupies lined.

He would have.

Do you want me to let it slide and not,

what's wrong with saying that?

Just stay out of this, okay?

Be very careful.

I'm not the only person involved in this.

All right?

Okay.

It's easy to see when you look at her. She backed him down.
She did. Quick.
Mel want to back him down? She did. She don't want to listen.
Mel and I are in a great space.

Co-workers, friendship.

I don't want to do anything that's going to change that.

Even though it's tempting.

The shit is right on the line.

It's right on the edge like Batman.

All right, come on.

Let's ISO out for Mark, man.

Let's shit on Mark.

We waited long enough.

Let Mark get in his bag.

And let me hit the round of applause.

For sure.

For all the Philadelphia Eagles fans out there. It's important.
Thank you. Shout out to my city.
The game is decided. The game is decided despite what all y'all haters say.
I walked in this room in September. You remember that? When I came in, we met up and I told you that Eagles going to win the Super Bowl.
I don't, but I'll take it away. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Me and it was me. It was like in August, September or whatever.
And you was like, man, you just own some Philly shit, man. You did say that.
And I guarantee you. And I said, his credit is fine with me.
Yeah. He don't need a call sign.
Not at all. Not with me.
Like 800. Oh, shit.
He don't need this. Okay, all right.
You know, so I just want this to be on the record. I don't just be shit When I say something gonna happen It's gonna happen And we did it And I'm proud of my city I'm proud of my team And I'm proud also I don't know if y'all saw the videos We didn't break nothing You know usually When we go to the Superbowl We break some shit We set something on fire Yeah y'all were good We harmed some animal The video I saw For Philly? All we did was climb poles Yeah I just saw that There that.
There was a vehicle that drove into a crowd. Yeah, but nobody got, didn't somebody get hurt? Yeah.
If you drive a vehicle into a crowd. No, no, no.
I mean like minor. I'm just not bringing it up because I don't know that that gentleman was from Philly.
But not even, I don't know that. Even if that's the only thing, that's still life for Philly.
That's pretty tame for Philly. Philly would fuck some shit up.
You know, normally we grease the poles outside so people can't climb them and all that kind of shit. Okay, got it.
Just salute to the city, man. That's it.
I ain't gonna talk crazy. That's all dude.
Because the job ain't done. Like Kobe said, job finished? Nope.
I'll talk to y'all in two weeks. That's it.
I saw a dude that flew a drone. That was kind of ill.
Flew a drone over the crowd down there where y'all was wilding out. Celebrating.
Yeah, look, it actually looked like niggas was just having fun, just celebrating. It wasn't no, I ain't see no cars on fire.
I ain't see y'all. Right.
Y'all ain't Philly it up. You know why? Because we've been there before now.
You know, it's the third Super Bowl in like, what, 10 years, something like that? You know, we've been there a bunch of times. Philly's done.
Y'all gonna act up if you win? Yes. I can't make any promises.
Somebody's gonna die, unfortunately. The last time a dude actually ate horse manure.
Excuse me? A Philadelphia fan, literally, to celebrate. He was so excited for seeing the first Super Bowl.
I've never been excited. We don't have to guess the racist person, but he ate horse manure.
But what did that do? Like, what was the point of it? It gave him strength. I don't ever want to be excited.
Right. I'm cool.
I don't know why he did it, but that was part of his thing. Like, that's how excited I'm to win that we, you know, I ate shit shit so it's some fans that just look but like like my man um al patrol shout to him he's a a huge nick fan right he's been saying for years dog i have money stashed up but when the when and if the nicks win the chip i'm going to jail and he but he's it's not he's like dog i'm dead serious i'm going to jail like i'm going to try to climb up on the sign outside of Madison Square Garden and just take a piss.

Okay, so the money he has saved is for bail?

Yeah, for bail.

Yeah, well, he's going to be fine.

He's going to have a clean record for the rest of his life.

He'll be fine.

That shit ain't happening.

That shit ain't happening.

It's Philly shit right now.

No, no, I'm just saying.

You're a Philly fan.

You're a Sixers fan.

I'm a Sixers fan.

I am not an Eagles fan.

Yeah, I know. You're still rooting for the Pittsburgh, what are they called? The Steelers.
Yeah, you're still rooting for them. For sure.
But we're going to be fine. I don't want to keep talking about this.
It's still a hope's way. Fucking team.
First round exit every year. Every year? Every year, man.
But look, like I said, I'm proud of my team and I'm glad Philly is taking the reins away from New York and all these these other teams in terms of being a dominant sports city. We are it now.
Just in football? Yeah, I'm just talking about football. I mean, basketball is going to come, and baseball is already there.
I feel good about where I am as a city. That's all.
I wish Ish was here. I have to ask him about their head coach hiring.
I have to hear some Cowboy fans explain that. No one else wants

the gig, bro.

Damn.

Shout out to Saquon.

For sure.

Devontae Smith,

AJ Brown.

Shout out to that O-line,

that D-line,

that boy Carter.

I don't know how

they fucking finagled

that one.

That was crazy.

Dude tweeted,

oh man,

he said,

they keep showing

AJ Brown reading

because he's from Mississippi.

Bang.

They just can't believe

a nigga can read from there.

I was like,

that's so fucked

Thank you. Dude tweeted, oh, man, he said, they keep showing A.J.
Brown reading because he's from Mississippi.

And they just can't believe a nigga can read from there.

I was like, that's so fucked up.

But I like inappropriate jokes.

I do, too.

I love them.

That shit was funny.

Sorry, anybody from Mississippi.

It's a funny joke.

I just want to see a good game.

I think it will be.

I want to see a good game.

Two good defenses. I probably am rooting for the Eagles now.

For sure.

I definitely am. But I'm betting on the Chiefs.
Thank God. Joe, can you bet on the Chiefs too, please? I don't know that I'm betting at all.
That's what y'all predictions to this mean. Yeah, I have been terrible this playoffs, so I'm definitely going to root for the Chiefs and bet on the Chiefs and hope it goes the way it's been going for me.
I want to see Saquon get a ring just so Giants fans can look dumber. As a Giants fan.
I'll never understand that. As a Giants fan.
Again, I don't watch enough football to know the ins and outs of it, but it just seemed like he's such a spectacular player, I didn't understand why the Giants let him go. It just didn't make common sense to me unless there's something.
It didn't make financial sense, common sense, unreasonable sense. It didn't make no sense at all, 50 cents.
It didn't make no sense at all 50 cents it didn't make anything yeah we had an egg on our face I'm one of them Giant fans go Saquon classy move by Saquon inviting Daniel Jones and a few of the other Giants to watch the last week last week's game the MC Championship Yeah, from a box. Real classy.
Classy move, classy guy. Couldn't be happier.
Couldn't be happier for him. So again, congratulations to the Eagles.
You're not going to New Orleans, right? No, no. I may do something at the crib.
That's about it. I ain't going to the game.
If you're going to New Orleans, be careful. I'm not trying to be funny.
Word. Facts.
I'm not trying to be funny. That's a great case to watch the Super Bowl.
No, of course. Be careful.
Considering what happened in the beginning of the year. Just be careful there, period, though.
Always. Yeah, be careful, period.
I think they did insert something in the streets, I think, to where that's unable to happen. I ain't even just talking about that.
I remember we were in New Orleans one time, and we had security escort,

and the nigga had some military shit,

and I'm like, my nigga, you need that?

He was like, yo, dogs, it's real out here.

When we downtown, he was like, yo, it's real out here.

Don't leave our side.

Stay right here.

I'm like, nigga, I ain't got no fucking rice on my head.

What the fuck is going on?

He was like, you don't know.

This is just how real it is out here.

Yeah, I'm good.

So yeah, be careful.

I've had plenty of good times in New Orleans

without assault rifles.

I've had amazing times.

I've had amazing times.

It's one of the cities I'll never go back to.

Oh, I will go back, whatever.

It's New Orleans and Vegas.

I'm good, because they don't stop.

I need cities that stop.

Vegas I could live without. Nope, Vegas don't stop either.
I'm with you. Yeah.
I'm not really. Fuck that.
And New Orleans food is amazing. Yes, it is.
Partying is amazing. But they don't stop.
Oddly enough, I do Vegas for my staycation. Right.
Like, I'm not roaming around casinoing it out in Vegas. I go to Vegas, I get to sweep, I eat and shop.

Order in,

restaurant,

some shopping,

and call it a day.

It ain't,

it ain't what it used to be,

for me.

I'm good.

I'm never going to

neither one of those.

If I can help it.

I don't even know

if the escorts still work out there.

I don't know.

But for real,

if that was a part of your Vegas,

let me speak for me.

Back when it was,

yo,

I know people who've done that. Back in the day when you could still be seen on a party bus.
You're good, yo. You're good.
You're good, Mark. What else? What else? Oh, the Chief game.
The Chief game. What do y'all think of that? Congratulations to the Chiefs, Mahomes, Kelsey, both of them.
I think it was written. They won three, Pete.
It's big business involved. It was a great game.
It was a great game. I heard it was cheating.
I saw on Twitter people saying that there was some cheating on some first downs. I don't like to call it cheating.
I don't. It's just calls just happen to have a way of.
Yeah, selectively. Working in their favor.
That was a first down. That was a first down.
We went through the same thing with the Patriots. Was it this bad, though? Yes.
Absolutely. They made new fucking rules on top of the game.
I know, I know. I remember the tuck rule.
And the whole roughing the quarterback shit was all predicated. He blew his knee out.
That shit where the last play of the game, everybody yelled, and there's a flag, and then they oh shit he dropped it no flag Kincaid

good old Kincaid

tight ends are having

a rough go of it

he didn't have

the greatest year

to me

I had him in

our fantasy league

I probably waved him

like it was a mess

out there

but I'm not even

talking about the

Kincaid drop

that worthy drop

that they said

was a catch

right by I think

the 10 yard

5 yard line

somewhere around there

that didn't look

like a catch at all

didn't look like a catch

by their rules

Thank you. that they said was a catch right by, I think, the 10-yard, five-yard line somewhere around there.
That didn't look like a catch at all. Didn't look like a catch by their rules.
Did not look like a catch. From no angle did that look like a catch.
It did not look like he had full control. I understand the ball can touch the ground as long as it doesn't move, but you have to have control.
He didn't have control. I didn't see him having control.
He didn't have both arms around that ball, both hands on the ball. It was a mess.
It was a mess. They went to the bathroom looking at the replay, came back, they had scored.

I'm like, okay.

I see they gave it to him.

When they didn't give him the first down.

The first down.

When they didn't give him the first down, when he clearly had the first down.

And I ain't going to put all of this on the Bills because I think,

back there being business, they just ain't ready to see Buffalo there.

I don't know if they like how that sounds to advertisers. Right.
They want to see a three-peat. This is a sexy matchup right here for everything.
Dog, I get Pat Holmes. I get Kelsey.
I get the three-peat. I get Taylor Swift.
I get Jason Kelsey. I get a whole package.
Why would I? Yeah, nah, I want them in there. So then what makes the NFL, if this is the case, if this is basically fucking rigged,

what makes it any different than?

I didn't say rigged.

Okay, I am.

I said it's business.

Well, I mean, I read the article where everybody's calling for this rule to be instated where,

you know, it's electronically viewed because of the whole first down situation.

So what makes the NFL

different than WWE?

Because I don't

think the games are pre-decided, but I think

if they're really close,

the team is going to go the way

of the team they want. And you see that in every sport.

You know what I mean? When Kobe and Shaq were

at their best or when Golden State was at their best, if it's

a close game in the last few seconds,

you're going to get some calls. Because there's calls that can

be subjective to some... Thank you.
sport. You know what I mean? When Kobe and Shaq were at their best or when Golden State was at their best, if it's a close game in the last few seconds,

you're going to get some calls. Because there's calls that

can be subjective to some

degree. But that first down was not

a couple of seconds. It was like the top of the

fourth. But that is the difference between

WWE and football.

We're talking about refs.

There is no

referee necessarily

in WWE. At least not when it matters.

He's not reffing at the

match. Yes, that is the top of the fourth, but

Thank you. there is no referee necessarily in WWE at least not when it matters he's not repping the match yes that is the top of the fourth but football is a game of momentum so a play like that stops your momentum turnover now you got your team is a little let down like fuck off man so now when you come out there, it's not with the same that you just had.
Yeah, no, I understand. That's really how the refs can make a very big impact in the game, even early on.
Y'all get to going too much. All right, let's offside.
Big play. Big play.
You can call a hold. Call a hold.
You can call a hold on every single play. There's a hold.
So it's like, big play. Bring it back.
If any one of us was football, we'd have done the same thing. It's business.
We'd have done the same thing. It is business.
At the end of the day, this is all the business. Everything you watch on television is part of the business of entertainment.
What gets us the most eyes for the longest amount of time? That's the game that anybody's got. Once I remembered that during the first quarter of the Eagles-Commanders game, I was like, I'd have never picked the Commanders.
If I just remember the business side. But there's a story there, too.
That's why I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at it.
There's a story there. It ain't big enough.
It ain't big enough for me to eliminate Philly, which is a dominant sports town, city. Huge market.
It's a rematch. And it's a rematch.
It's Saquon, who's arguably having the best running back season ever that we've seen.

Like, there's some stories in it. I don't put that game on storyline as much.

I think Washington just wasn't really ready.

No, they beat themselves.

They had a lot of mistakes.

Yeah, when you get beat by three touchdowns, it's hard to say.

I watched the game.

They went down there, kicked a field goal.

Again, going forward on fourth down, over and over. I'm like, okay.
They settled for three points. Fine.
Cool. That feels good as a football team.
First play. First fucking play.
We already lose it. I was like, oh, that hurts.
Yep. You know what I'm saying? That'll punch you.
That'll knock all the women out of your team. If the commander showed up and didn't do all them turnovers, I think the league would have made a business decision, is all I'm saying.
And that's where, when it's close, your point is well taken. That's why you got to put up to ask.
I think the storyline would actually go in favor of Washington winning because now you have a new quarterback that could potentially be after Pat Mahomes to take the reins. So I don't put that game on story.
It doesn't like the underdog story kind of... I think if I look up Jalen Hurts' impressions for the year, he would have something to say about it.
Yeah, I'm about to say. People...
When it comes to advertisers and just how we're selling this thing. Jalen Hurts' name has been clicking all year round.
For sure. People know him who don't know anything about football.
Especially since he went out there with his chain on. Oh, yeah.
It's all up. Every time somebody posts something, it's Jalen Hurts now.
Word.

He got niggas tucking their jewelry.

I want the rappers to get off of this thing

that they're doing with athletes

and comparing jewelry.

Or whoever's doing this,

I want the rapper, athlete, jewelry comp

to stop it.

Even them, it's the fans.

Yeah, you're not playing the same game.

It's a lot of people, real talk,

who don't know shit about a diamond,

who don't know shit about jewelry.

Celebrities included. You hear the price, you think, okay, I got this and you bought it.
That's really what it is. A lot of that shit, a lot of jewelry that you see that's sparkling with all these colors and shit in it, it's not diamonds.
It's moistenites. Yep.
Oof. That reflection of light is called fire.
All right? So. Break it down, freeze.
They call it freeze for a reason. Mmm, fuck it.
Oof. That reflection of light is called fire.
Mm-hmm. All right?

Break it down, freeze.

They call it freeze for a reason.

It's fucking ice.

So, moissanite has two times more fire than a diamond does.

Facts.

Which is all your colors.

So, when you start to see people change and it's all of that blues and greens and it's just dancing crazy when some light hit it, nine times out of ten, that's not a diamond. Now, moissanite is still a gem.
It's, I think, 9.25 on the most scale. It's right underneath a diamond.
Okay. But it's not a diamond.
But it's not a diamond. And that's different than like lab-grown or something.
Lab-grown and natural diamonds is the same thing. It's just one that's found in nature.
Right. Listen, y'all comparing diamonds, maybe because it's fun for y'all, compare the contracts.
Yeah, that part was sad. That'll answer a lot of that.
Like, Jalen Hurts is what, over 200 plus mil? 250. 250.
Yeah. Justin Jefferson is, might be 300.
Might be 300, I'm not looking it up. I forgot what his ticket was, but he makes a lot of money.
Whatever it is, you're inviting depression to yourself. Yeah.
General Hertz is a lot of commercials. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. On top of it.
Yeah? Right. Their coin is a little different.
A lot different. So why would you even want that stress? Yeah, it's a headache.
And you start talking clarity and all that. That's your problem.
Y'all be comparing yourselves out there to people that's minding their business that you shouldn't be comparing yourself to. It's not, maybe that time is coming for you.
But right this second, Stay in your lane. It's a very small lane once you get to $250 and $300 million.
That's not the lane to play y'all little games in. Don't let them fool you with, oh, Justin Jefferson bought this modest home in Minnesota for $150.
Such and such just pulled up in a Toyota. Yeah, yeah.
No, no, no. Yo, it's a trick.
Don't play with them. Don't play with them because they'll wake up and decide to bug out one day.
Like, just leave them alone. That's it.
He right. He cook it.
Listen, TLC told you, buddy. Stick.
Don't go chasing waterfalls. Rivers and lakes.
That you used to. TLC is a group from the 90s.
I know who the fuck they are. T-Boz, Left Eye, Left Eye Chip.
What about your friends? They had a crazy sexy cool album.

What about your friends?

Fire.

Fire.

Red light special.

Yeah, I think I heard about them.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, once or twice.

How many red lights you fucked under?

Oh, I thought he was going somewhere else.

I thought he was good.

Give me the green light.

Give me just one.

You mean like street lights?

Yeah.

Oh.

All right.

Yo, this is my girl.

This is my girl.

Never mind, man.

Fuck.

Never mind.

Not street lights.

No.

There are so many different ways to take that.

Bro, it could have went anywhere.

I'm just shouting maturity.

Oh, shit. You're a freak.
That's what I thought you was talking about. No, why would I ask her that? That's why I said, yo, what the fuck is this nigga on? I never know what to expect up here.
If I ever said that, then make a civilian's arrest. I never know what to expect up here.
I was like, wow. Just a red light bulb that makes the light in the room red.

Champagne room.

Oh, my God.

That's like from your late teens, early 20s.

That's why I asked.

And the fucking water bed.

The black light.

Yeah.

That's hate.

That's not hate.

It's just like, oh, my God.

That was a good time.

They brought you in one of them rooms.

Never mind.

Anyway, what else?

What else? Let's see. Let's see.
Let's see, let's see. Tell us about the Puff Dog.
Oh, yeah. HBO Max.
It's actually ID, Discovery. Okay.
But it's on Max. Yeah.
So they have a four-part. It's called The Fall of Diddy.
The first two episodes went up Monday night

and the second two episodes

are to go up Tuesday night.

Okay.

Last night.

And so I did watch both episodes.

It's,

there's no fall yet.

Okay.

This started at childhood.

It's interviewing with childhood friends

and his first publicist. I mean, it walks through the career of Puff.
In a good way or a bad way? A little bit of both. It's a little bit of both.
Gotcha. Like, they're showing how he, like, the whole Uptown story is in there, showing how he became Puff.
Right. And what they're doing is at every point they're attaching violence to him.

Mm-hmm.

It covers the celebrity basketball game

that Henry Heavy D had.

Yeah, when people had trampoline.

And it has interviews with people

who lost people.

There were nine people that died.

Yes.

And it's like one of the deceased,

her brother is in there speaking.

And he's like, yo, you know, Puff knew him. Knew the family.
His driver that was with him. Some of this was on the other doc too.
I didn't watch the other doc. You the one told me to watch the other doc.
I told you to watch it. I didn't watch it though.
You the doc man. I told you to watch it.
Yeah, you doc man. I couldn't sleep so I was like oh shit this is out.
what you're saying right now, and the other one that you didn't see, one of the gentlemen that was talking about the guy that lived with him when they were six and seven and they were young, they showed a picture and they was like, look how Puff is dressed. And it said he got bracelets on, rings.
He dressed like a 34-year-old while he's six and seven. So he literally said the same shit in here got it he's like he was wearing stuff like tailored and stuff and it was like yo we where's he dressing like that from like they were questioning while he was young it went through there they interviewed his driver that was in the car with him J-Lo and Wolf after Club New the driver sat there and he's like, it's my first time telling my story on camera.
I don't like those. That's my only thing.
I don't like the people that it's been how many years? And now that he's in hot water, people want to come out and tell their part of the story for some shit that happened a long time. just don't i don't i it gives opportunistic to me here's the only thing and i never liked that i generally agree i hate why and i watch every single one of them i'm probably i'm definitely part of the problem on youtube all the all the bodyguard interviews all the people that every day got something to say on these channels i watch all of them and i always feel like it's opportunistic but there's also the piece that people felt silenced where they wanted to say shit, but they was worried about getting harmed.

Well, that is what the in his defense. That is what the driver said.

He was just like, yo, he him, the young lady that was actually shot.

She's in here and she's talking and they were afraid.

She was like, yo, this dude is powerful. So we're not saying shit.

But but I never heard the driver's version of what happened that night. All right, I'm going to have to watch this.
Yeah. I never heard that story.
Spoiler for me. Well, he broke it down.
He was like, when he picked him up, he saw that Puff had a gun. He talked about how when they left and they jumped in the car to pull off, he threw a puff, threw a gun out the window.
Was Shine in the car? Are you talking about a puff? A ****? You got it, right? Yeah. Okay, cool.
What the fuck? I'm not fucking with him. I am not fucking with him.
Which story are we on? I get so confused nowadays. Nope, no.
No, sir. No, that's your **** that big one.
**** what? Wait. In one of them docks where somebody was telling the story, I don't remember where I saw it, but I saw it.
Oh, when all that shit was coming out about that case recently, all the new footage of the police and stepping on pictures and yada, yada, yada. But they put out a picture of from that night.
Boy, was she bloody. She looked like she was in the scrap for her life.
She looked like, boy, if I only had a gun. Yo.
What the fuck? Look at Parks. Look at Parks.
Parks is over here. He's right.
He's right. She looked like somebody.
All right, go ahead. You done bigfoot.
I don't want to give Parks too much work. I'm sorry.
Appreciate it. I thought he was working.
If only I had a gun is hilarious. That's funny.
I'm not laughing. That's funny.
You didn't see the picture? No. I didn't see it.
I stopped watching a lot of that. All right, so go ahead.
Okay, so how did it? Oh, no, but he was just, he basically said, like, yo, Puff shot him. Shot her.
Shot her, excuse me. Puff shot her.
He offered him, he offered the driver, he was whispering it to him, yo, I'll give you $50,000 to take this gun. That was his number.
He was like, yo, I got a $300,000 ring on here. You can hold this as collateral so you know I'm good for the money.
The driver was like, I ain't doing that. And then he had to testify to that.
But he was just like, yo, I know that Shine basically got railroaded. Either he took the fall or he got railroaded.
One of the two. But they were bringing out how they had separate lawyers.
The whole case. And he was just like, Puff walked.
Wolf walked. Rest in peace.
Rest in peace, Wolf. Sean caught the 10 years.
But help me understand, because I don't understand the Sean part of that. Even when Sean came back around again.
Sean definitely shot a gun. They both shot a gun.
Right. From the way the doc presented it, there was two shots.
Pop, pop. Right.
That's what I'm saying. It don't seem like Sean took the fall.
It just seemed like Diddy didn't get caught also. Because even if his shot didn't hit the girl.
He still shot. He still shot the gun in the club.
You can't shoot guns in the club. That was the fact.
You know what I'm saying? So Sean didn't really, to me. He just beat his.
Yeah. And they put it all, they let him take the fall.
And Puff gave him separate lawyers and all that shit to make it easier for Sean to be the only person. But like, Sean didn't take a fall.
You know what I mean? Just did he, just did him dirty potentially. But yeah, I mean, it's in depth.
And then it ends with, it leaves like on a cliffhanger. Yeah.
So there's a young lady that comes on the screen and she was saying, you know, she was around in the late 90s, early 2000s, et cetera. They don't even show her name yet.
And then she says she got a phone call. I think it said November of 2023.
And it says, we got your on camera. And she was like, excuse me? He said, we got your on camera.
And then that's when it goes off. You could learn a word if you have to.
It doesn't say who. It doesn't say anything else.
So that's the clip hangers. That's parts three and four.
Yeah, that's parts three and four. Wow.
I'm going to be watching that. That's where it ends at.
Parts one and two were literally just basically the rise of Puff. Did they cover any of his relationships, like with Misa or with Kim? They did Misa.
They covered a relationship with Kim. They were explaining how Kim was the one who actually, excuse me, before that, there was someone that went to Howard with Puff, and she was explaining how they were up in the dorm room looking out the window, and he was screaming on some girl and took a belt out.
I remember when this became public info a couple years ago. Stories like that, fuck with me.
You're in the room watching. And she said, we're arguing with them.
We're screaming out the window for him to stop, stop, stop. And he's like, shut the fuck up.
Fuck you, et cetera, et cetera.

You don't call nobody.

He goes inside.

She says they don't know what happened with the girl.

Comes out a few minutes later.

The girl's walking behind him.

Clearly looks like there was some type of something.

Yeah.

You don't make a phone call on that situation?

And now you come out and tell your story. And she's like, yes, he's going to get what he deserves.
And I don't understand a phone call on that situation and now you come out and tell your story and she's like yes he's gonna get what he deserves and I don't understand people like that I just don't get it I understand your angle I don't get it if you're watching this from your window arguing begging for this man to stop and you don't tell nobody you don't say nothing but again I come from a different world so maybe that's it. It might be like a little bit of a bystander effect as well.
I mean, no, we can't keep asking why so many people kept quiet and then saying that we understand the fear part of it. No, this is Howard college days.
You could be afraid of Puff and Howard. When you watch somebody do some wild shit, it make you be like, he do wild shit, which makes you not want to have no wild shit done to you.
And a lot of times when it comes to college campuses, they really like to keep that shit in-house with their own security. And really, honestly, nothing ends up fucking happening.
And from the first doc, they paint Puff to be pretty powerful in those days. Just not on.
but as far as being the it guy on campus with some money, cars, connections, security, and throwing parties, yeah. Could be.
I just want to have a little bit of grace and mercy for that aspect of it. Like, hey, I'm afraid.
I'm afraid. So I choose not to say something.
I'm not mad at anybody who's trying

to put, who look out for them.

If they're in fear, so you're looking out for self

preservation first. I'm not mad at it.

Like, it's tough. It's easy for

us to sit on our living room couches and

watch the doc and say, hey, but why

didn't you? You're right. You're absolutely right.

That was the only thing that stood out

to me. But yeah, I will be watching the other two parts.

Yeah, we'll watch that for sure. Same.
I'm gonna'm gonna check it out yeah they don't usually like investigation discovery max they don't really fuck up a lot of shit so that's why when I saw it there I said okay I'll watch this that's why that Chris Brown piece being on ID was funny to me I don't know who I didn't get that one I didn't get that one. I don't know who did that.

I don't know who brokered that deal,

but that's why.

Because ID,

we take with some type of seriousness

that they've been and shit,

that they got some integrities.

These are real crimes,

real people,

real reenactments even.

They're not known for hit pieces.

Yeah.

They don't know

when they get in the hit piece game.

There clearly must be

a lot of money in it

and I don't think

that'll be the last one.

I think we'll see more.

For sure.

You said your body is hurting?

I said I bodied this picture.

Oh, okay.

I thought you said my body.

No, no.

I thought you said

my body is calling him.

Damn.

I don't know what the fuck

he said.

I thought you said your body was calling for somebody. Don't you tell me your body was calling for somebody.

No, nigga.

My body's not calling for anyone.

And I take it back.

I hear you calling me.

I take it back.

He been waiting to get...

Go ahead, man.

Go ahead.

We good?

We good?

I'm going to get you.

Are we good, Flip?

We are not good.

Why y'all not good?

He keep cracking jokes saying that I'm upset that these streamers are on WWE

or on WWE.

So he keep,

yeah.

You not?

And you in jail?

You not upset?

No.

Right?

He a pizza,

but he's good.

But why would I be upset,

though?

I think that's crazy.

We're not gonna get into it.

Are you happy for them?

Of course.

Okay.

I mean,

I'd be salty

if I saw like Don Lemon,

you know what I mean,

hosting the elections

while I was in jail.

You got hating,

especially if you was

trying to host the elections. You got to get tacos.
You got hating your blood. You was trying to host the elections.
No, I wasn't. Right.
No, no, I'm talking to Mark. Yeah.
You was trying to host the elections. You was prepping to host the elections.
Right. And then, for whatever, you dipped off and you wasn't hosting the elections.
You started this narrative. And out of nowhere, he is hosting the elections.
And I'm eating tea sandwiches down for the weekend. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right. Yeah.
Hey, yo, here's the thing. You gotta understand this.
There's niggas that's, we have a group. You are either that nigga or you y'all niggas.
When you that nigga, you wouldn't feel bad about anybody or anybody who's in the lane that you're in or who passed whatever lane that you wanted to be in. You wouldn't feel, you wouldn't be mad at that.
You'd be happy because they're progressing the culture. So I'm proud of that.
That is a good answer. That was good.
That's a publicist answer. That's good shit.
You got y'all niggas that watching that hate from the side. Oh, I don't.
No, I wasn't. I was watching Netflix.
I was actually watching, watching. Me too.
When I got home, you could rewind it. You can't wait.
You went all the shit back. They're saying AK has been permanently banned from Twitch.
I saw that. I just saw that, yeah.
They're also saying that Steak unfollowed him. I haven't fact-checked these things, but just a quick peruse on the phone said that just now.
Yeah, wow. Yikes.
That's ugly. Yeah.
What does ban from Twitch mean?

See, I'm not familiar with Twitch.

What's ban from Instagram?

Can't use it no more.

Same shit.

Can't stream.

Can't do nothing.

You're done.

You could ban me from using Twitch.

It's a platform.

Yeah, to take your account.

But the account that you...

No, but he had, I think,

some type of special deal with them.

And I've had a deal with Twitch.

And it's in that contract where there's certain shit you, if any of this happened,

it's like how we talk about the Moral's Clause and a lot of stuff.

All right, no, this is done.

Hey, yo, same thing with me.

Yeah.

They had special rules in my shit because I told them I'm going to go on the edge.

You know what I mean?

What I will say about that, actually, he put on a master class in how to not handle something.

Thank you. rules in my shit because I told him I'm going to go on the edge.
You know what I mean? But. What I will say about that, actually, he put on a master class in how to not handle something.
He did eventually come around. Yeah.
And say the right things and apologize and I was wrong and we got to be held accountable and us streamers have a large audience so we got to be, love the kids and be kind. He did all of that but it was after.
After the fact. It was after he said some other things, and part of the other things was, what the fuck y'all going to do? Cancel me.
You can't. Can't cancel something that you didn't help build.
Which I guess might be true if you're talking about fans, but it's not true when you're talking about companies. You can ask the fresh and fit niggas when they got demonetized off of YouTube.
And like, it's a thing. Yeah, he said that.
Adidas, what they gonna do? They can't get rid of me. And then they got rid of them.
But he ended up, you know. I'm just saying companies, I wouldn't go around challenging companies.
I wouldn't be daring, double daring companies to cancel me. People just be thinking, like Joe just said, when you speak of cancellation, you're talking

to the crowd. Y'all don't have

the power to do nothing to me.

Not realizing that there are

some people out there that still got some power.

And the companies react off the people.

Enough noise.

Enough of that noise. Y'all think that these companies

are not reading tweets and

checking the temperament on some of them

contracts they got? You are wrong.

Let me be the one to tell you.

There's a bigger message here.

I fuck with acts, so

I'm going to be mindful.

That's the downside to having

that kind of stand

culture fan.

The downside is they standing

for whatever your action is.

So if it's bad

and they put enough noise on it,

the people that you embed with

that wouldn't have seen it, they see it.

Go ahead. What are you saying, Flip?

No, like, so the bigger

message is that, you know, how...

Because they use the certain

words like grooming and stuff like that. They're just

using these words that

is foreign to us.

And I hate to say where we come from

I'm going to go yo, get that girl or do that. We had those conversations.
It's been like that since I was, the older niggas around me

did it with me. I did it

with my son. You know what I mean? Not saying that it's

right. It is wrong.
Now

when the... If you acknowledge

it is wrong, then what are you saying?

I'm acknowledging that it's wrong, but I'm saying

that it's not

foreign.

That behavior. That's what I'm saying.
It's it's not new. You know what I mean? Like, if, of course, when...
Yeah. That's what I'm saying.
I think it's wrong. So we're in a place today where that behavior is being checked and people are being educated on things.
And I agree. And then there's consequences.
But you have to learn it. There are consequences.
I think that's a great thing. Yeah, and you have to learn in real time.
See, everybody act like they smart and they fucking overnight,

they learn how to abide by society's rules and shit like that

and what's right and wrong.

You have to learn in real time when you're taught something,

especially niggas from the Caribbean.

Like, these things, like, you have to acknowledge that

nobody wants to go to the source of things.

They just want to point and laugh and blame.

And I'm not saying anything with Ak.

I'm not even cosigning him.

Ak was wrong.

He's cool.

He was 100% wrong.

Dead wrong.

100% wrong.

Period.

Point blank, especially if the young man is saying what he's saying. I've seen things like that.
That's what I'm saying. I've seen it.
And it's cool to be wrong and then go sit with it by yourself. Yeah, don't be wrong and strong.
Or if you want to be wrong and strong, you don't have to put a camera on. Got it.
You don't have to live stream you in your learning process. Got it, yeah.
You don't. You could take that privately, deal with that.
You know what happens there, though? You kind of become a victim of your brand. Like, that's his brand of cutting my camera on and giving y'all whatever I think about everything right now.
His brand is not speaking to 15-year-old boys like that. No, no, no.
Correct, correct. I'm talking about you said you don't have to learn in real time with the camera on.
I think that's part of his brand, though. Whatever I'm experiencing or whatever I'm talking about, I have to cut the camera on.
Like, again, this is a different generation. They don't know how to turn the cameras on.
Unlearn it. And you learn a real job.
Unlearn it. I'm not, listen, I'm not, I'm not here to fucking preach.
Yeah. I'm not trying to preach to nobody.
It's difficult to unlearn things. Absolutely.
So if that is a habit and a tendency where, hey, I'm living my life in front of the camera so they're just going to see it. I invented that, actually.
Yeah, but the difference between you is you also knew a world before that. There's a lot of people today is they don't know the world to exist without it.
Exactly. Like, I sit there and be like, yo, I'm not even talking about the action.
I'm just in general. I be like, yo, why do y'all come to the internet and broadcast every second of your lives? You not that important.
We don't give a fuck. But to them, I'm not even talking about those who are getting paid to.
It's people who ain't making a dollar off of this that chronicle, that puts every detail of their life on the internet this is the world that they know there is no world where we don't if if i can't talk about it or show it it didn't even happen that's a law that they abide by we don't because we knew the world before that so it's like i try to give again i'm not talking about act i'm with y'all i think that was i think he's just 100 wrong in that and i'm glad that he finally did understand and address it and handle it the proper way but i'm just saying in general people don't know how to turn that camera that's the only life they have yeah yeah and when it when it becomes like when you do something and it's normal for you and you normalize it. It creates, like, this echo chamber where you just can't see any kind of, like, alternate reality past the one that you've created for yourself.
And so you set the rules inside of that reality. Until reality hits you.
Yes. Exactly.
Until real world consequences. I'm sorry, when you done job with.
And where some of us come from, to me, is not an excuse to groom.

Like to say, I don't really know what that is.

Okay, I understand that and I receive that.

I ain't going to pretend like I really knew all the ins and outs about what grooming is either.

But I also identified that there's plenty of grown men running around here not knowing that they were abused.

Exactly. Not knowing that they were molested.

Not knowing that they were targeted by the, I don't want to trick anybody, but yeah.

So if we're not going to know what those things are, I wouldn't expect people to know what grooming are.

And yes, if now's the time to have that conversation so everybody can sit and learn together the people that need it correct then i clap for that i'm with you word true yeah round of applause and and you know the people that when you give pushback they gonna say oh you co-sign or you're making excuses for act no i'm not i want to be extremely i want to be extremely clear when i say listening to it understanding it he, he was wrong. And he acknowledged that.
I'm saying that behavior isn't foreign when it comes to teenage boys. Not the other shit about the joke around shit, but it's not foreign when you're like, yo, get that girl.
Or, hey, yo, you having those conversations. That's misguided.
Because teenage boys are not a monolith. Okay.
teenage boys don't cover the spectrum of teenage boys are not a monolith. Okay.
Teenage boys don't cover the spectrum of teenage boys. Apparently this young dude, and shout out to him, he sounded pretty intelligent.
Yes, he did. He handled himself well in that stressful environment.
But he's from another country somewhere, third world country, no parents, no friends, just from what I'm hearing. So that's not the same as the teenage boy from the hood that got OGs and is a little more experienced in hearing that type of talk on hand.
That still don't make it okay. Right.
Yeah, but that's what I'm referring to. It's not, it's apples and oranges.
I got it. We can't just put all teenage boys in the same boat.
And it's a hard lesson. And as an adult, I would hope you learn, listen, you shouldn't, this is wrong.
This is wrong. That's the underlying part right there.
So if you crack a joke and ask your 17-year-old brothers, yo, you fucking girls yet? I'm not cracking a joke. That's not a joke.
I'm asking my little brothers what's happening with you sexually. It's not a joking matter.
So that I can educate you or guide you. I ain't cracking on them.
Yo, you fucking like, let's talk about it. Where are you doing this? How are you doing this? Are you being safe? I'm not doing, oh, you ain't getting no pussy.
You gay. Like all that shit they did in the 90s.
Nah, yeah, but yeah. It was a dude that came under fire the rapper I'm not gonna say his name but I think I forget how old his son was a teenager and he was like yo I went and got some girls I remember that and paid them so it was wild that was wild to get them right and he thought he saw nothing wrong with that it's just people just fucked up and don't even realize that they've been fucked up and they're passing it on.
You have to, you have to, you have to go to the root of the problem and like Joe said, you have to unlearn things. Just unlearn it.
Unlearn it, get educated. So that can't happen again.
Now anybody do something like that, even me, if I go crack a joke with Nico, like now I know how that comes off and how it looks. Listen, you hug somebody the wrong way, there's a word for it.
Yeah, it's a charge to that. Yeah, so, I feel like that is everyone's job and responsibility to go and learn what some of these phrases and terms and words mean.
One, two, if you're blessed enough and privileged enough to make your living as a content creator, then it's your job and responsibility at a much higher clip. That's a fact.
To go and understand what all this stuff is. It ain't just in that world.
Again, like you mentioned the hug. Shit used to happen in corporate that people did not know was wrong until it became a thing.
Like, oh shit, we can't do that. Oh shit, we can't.
And now look at today, people are moving accordingly for the most part. And if the 15-year-old is sitting there telling you, hey, this is wrong.
This is grooming. I'm uncomfortable.
Back out. You're going to put us in a case.
Yeah. Then it's probably the time.
It's probably the time. I agree.
I agree. Yeah.
It's crazy. Thank God I got you guys up here willing to teach me right or wrong.
Because I be saying some shit. Yeah, you do.
And if you ain't love me, nigga, if you ain't love me, you let some of that crazy shit I say go out. You're like, hold up, hold up.
Same shit I said about J.R. the other day when he was up here.
When that cut happened. Yeah.
In my mind, I don't think it's nothing. I'm talking to my son, you know what I mean? In front of my friends.
But he's like, ah.

Yo, cut that, Flip.

You know what I'm saying?

So that's why I fuck with you.

People always say, yo, you suckin' your old dick and all that.

But nah, y'all don't understand.

It takes a...

The process that it takes to deal with me and put me out to the audience is bigger than

what y'all think.

And he tries to get me to understand, yo, you have to edit yourself in real time.

Even Mel.

It's a fact.

So I just be getting shit off based on what I know. I just want to get shit off.
I know my brother. We got it.
I know. That's insensitive.
That's insensitive. All I said was I know my brother.
You're cross insensitive, nigga. Big Mel.
Hey. I ain't get on you enough this episode.
That's okay. Leave it alone.
Don't worry about it. We still have a Patreon.
Nah. Like for the free audience.
Like for the free audience to hear when I'm in my bag. I'm big now.
Guess who's coming home for dinner. She's going to break her thigh muscle.
Go ahead now. You know that movie, Guess Who's Coming Home For Dinner? Guess Who's Coming To Dinner? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And Mark, don't look when I say thigh muscle. Don't look when I say thigh muscle.
You can't do that. You shocked me, son.
I thought she was injured I was looking to see If he needed medical attention You got me injured No remember He said she don't listen Pass it Hour three I'm fine How much longer You think that's going to last Not long Oh okay Did you hear Not like us instrumental playing I did I did I did. I did.
Shit's on the lid, too.

Yeah.

That shit's on fire still.

That shit coming on.

That shit is coming on.

Like I said, I thought they moved away from it.

We knew that they weren't going to.

No, no, no.

Again, looking at Drake's moves.

Damn, I thought we was getting too old.

I try not to.

But looking at his moves.

We need to sign consecutive days without mentioning Drake.

Word.

I don't know. looking at Drake's moves.
Damn, I thought we was getting to a hole. I try not to, but looking at his moves, I need to sign consecutive days without mentioning Drake.
Word. I thought we was on a roll just now.
Fucking freeze. Counterback.
It looked like he was applying pressure to just stop that one song. And then once you see the NFL putting their other ads out, you stopped hearing that instrumental for a minute.
Like you would hear TV off or I think I heard Hey Now. You would hear the other records.
So I'm like, okay, I see what they did here quietly. This is business.
They just got multiple ads. They just made a few commercials.
They're saving the big slap for the closest to the show. Exactly.
That's the reason why they would stop playing it for maximum impact. I think we all kind of said, yeah, Homeboy don't want that record played.
Hip-hop has come together on that one. That don't mean that the plan is about to be effective.
No. Like Roger Goodell just told everybody in the public, yeah, I've seen all the Jay-Z shit.
Knock it off. It's not happening.
We're going to continue to work with him. Actually, we're working on his new deal right now.
He just gave him a new deal. Like, so Roger Goodell will tell you when I'm standing with some shit.
I can see him saying, yeah, I've read the paperwork. Suck my dick.
I like that song. Yeah.
That shit is a slap. I spoke to an executive at the NFL.
Pick it up. Pick it up.
Insider. So you don't watch, but you speak to the executives and keep up with the scores.
All right, go ahead. Oh, because I have to cover the stories.
I cover the stories. I see.
Yeah. That's a halfway backbone.
So what did Hope tell you? Halfway backbone. No, it was the NFL person.
Because I asked, is the NFL going to block this? And what they said was, Kendrick can do whatever he wants at the Super Bowl. The NFL does not control what he does.
It's, I've got to cut this part out. So that's basically, they're not liable.
Yeah, right. They said, we asked Snoop not to crip walk or throw up game signs.
He did it anyway. Nobody died.
In quick. That's funny as shit.
Oh, shit. That's funny as shit.
That's hilarious. Because he definitely was.
I was like, is he all in the Chris? With the all blue bandanas? Yeah. Yeah.
So just FYI. So if y'all expecting the NFL to stop it.
They're not. They're not.
Dog, I just hope that the chicken dip is done before the record come on. I don't want to be in the kitchen.
Alright, so where we calling it at? Beginning of the set, middle of the set, into the set. Where in the middle? Early.
I'm saying early. I think you're coming out HBCU band style.
You're going to hear the instrumental. You're going to hear the music, and then you're going to go to the next thing.
If you come out early, I'm jumping in Hudson River. If a marching band come out early and start...
And now, the Apple Halft Kick it from arm That's how the drums start No I'm gonna be Sleepwalking again out there I'm gonna be butt ass In the Hudson Oh my lord Why are you butt ass Watching the Super Bowl Early No no I would get butt ass Okay Hold up Wait Why are you decking Watching the Super Bowl What do you think Is about to happen This nigga A little too Right We all like Saquon Oh shit He took me crazy It's the Patrick Mahomes curls Right She did it for Did it for Alright nah I'm cool you my man

you my man

I don't want to

I don't think he wants

to end with that energy

right

I don't think he wants

to end with

anything

correlated to homeboy

you can end on alright

you can end on all the stars

with SZA

or that

oh

that'd be good

that's not a bad idea

I would end it with alright

but that'd make more sense

yeah

oh yeah alright though. Yeah.
All Right is that. That's like the new nigga anthem.
Yeah, you can't go wrong with that. Yeah.
And he gonna be on this blackity black shit, too? Yeah. Yeah.
I think All Right can be the one. I think I saw Meek say something about...
It's already funny. This is great.
It's already funny, bro. I think I saw Meek say something about...
It's already funny. It's already funny, bro.
I think I saw Meek say something about if the Eagles win, he'll shoot a video. He'll reshoot the video to Dreams and Nightmares.
Do you hear him say after the game if somebody brings the speakers down there, I'll perform. Yep.
No.

He was headed to Center City that day, which I respect. Yeah, he was at the game.
Yeah, yeah. He was like, yo.
Mark and Meek, the only two Philly people that wasn't at the game. So he said somebody bring down.
Bring the speakers. Bring some speakers.
I'll rock it. Down there.
Yep. So where's that shit at? The clothes pinned down Center City, right? Yeah.
Bring it down. Bring some speakers, and I'll do dreams andmares.
Meek, you have the phone number of the guy that books the artist's talent to perform at these games. He's actually calling you right now.
He wasn't talking about at the game. He was talking about outside.
In the streets. They was outside in the streets when they was wilding.
Bring some speakers down here and I will perform Dreams and Nightmares. Yo, you got to respond.
I love that. He's a man of the people, man.
And that's our city anthem now. True.
It ain't but two songs. It's that and Uzi.
That's it. What Uzi song? Rocks? Yeah.
Exactly. Yeah.
Hey, Drama, you gotta... I need an apology for that.
I ain't gonna hold you. It's almost like that song was never made.
I need an apology for that. He has to apologize.
It's almost like that song was never even created. There's something behind that that I'm gonna get the tea on at some point later on.
That song was too big to disappear like that to never be heard again. That's interesting.
I guess I haven't heard it in a minute. You ain't heard it in a while.
He used to be everywhere in Philly at the games, everywhere, shit, schoolyards. You hear that shit everywhere.
For like a nine But didn't it fizzle out because it was used on TikTok? There's no words. No.
More with that too. More reason to me for it to not fizzle out.
That's true. Ain't nothing in there really.
You could do whatever with that record. Something's up with that.
Something replaced it. I was getting into that What I Dream of Nightmares There's no song There is no song out That's performing Or You look at the Billboard Top 10 I think Shaboozy's still in there He is Look or It ain't changed Sometimes when you go out there And say some wild shit It bites you So I think It could be drama Going out there Saying what he said Had people like Nigga what What he said where he said that record is bigger than Dreams and Nightmares but that isn't no it's bigger than that it is not bigger than Dreams and Nightmares no I'm saying the agenda is bigger than that I'm just saying and no it's not bigger than that at all both are true at all oh good luck Meek Yeah And I'm always down

For some Meek tweets

Absolutely

I love Meek tweets

I'm always down

That's what I'm ready for

And I wanna see that new video

I wanna see that remade video

After we win the Super Bowl

Because that's gonna be dope

And when the last Super Bowl

That was like the soundtrack to it

So that'd be dope

Shout out to Gilly man

I've been looking at

He been killing it

I've been looking at Gilly posts

And watching him feel good

About his team

It makes me feel good

Like watching him

I'm going to go. looking at he been killing it I've been looking at Gilly Post and watching him feel good about his team it makes me feel good like watching him all season do the fucking stupid dance with the cars and the big hat the little person like when you do all that and watch your team get there and now you walk him out on the field.
He in the locker room, popping champagne.

Kelly will get a ring.

He deserves a ring.

He should get a ring.

Yeah, he deserves one. He'll get a ring.

Look, that's how easy podcasting is.

He's just kidding.

Kelly deserves a ring.

The long snapper's like, nah.

Right.

I have a part of, oh wait, the Grammy's this week.

Oh yeah, yeah.

Grammy's are this weekend. They did announce the first batch of performers and they are, let me see the performers.
Oh no, no, no. We good.
We good. Benson Boone, Billie Eilish.
Wait, wait, slow down. I'm reading them.
Who? Benson Bo Who's Benson Boone? Shout out to them. You sound like a Jetson.
Benson. Benson Boone, Billie Eilish, Chappelle Rowan.
Chappelle Rowan. Rowan, excuse me.
Charlie XCX, Dolce, Ray, Sabrina Carpenter, Shakira, and Teddy Swims. That's the first batch of performers.
Benson Boone is country. Okay, I'm not watching this shit.
I'll be watching. You're picking my spots.
I ain't definitely They better announce some more performers. I know that much.
This is on a Sunday. Am I free Sunday? I'll make something to do.
Shout out to Teddy Swims, though. He's fine.
Shout out to Teddy Swims. I fuck with Teddy.
Shout out to Doji. Yeah, Doji will be fine.
And shout out to Doji, but I don't want her just there as the token black. got it down some more is there another black you said shabuzi i thought no not as a performer okay and that's racist for shabuzi to be the other black in country i mean a black black i mean a black black yeah um We got any predictions Like for Nominations Uh We got the noms I think Yeah we got the noms I'm just saying who For winners Kendrick Lamar Kendrick Lamar The girl Sabrina Carpenter Mr.
Lamar Alright so for record of the year Now and then by the Beatles No No Texas Hold'em by Beyonce The Beatles Beatles are still alive? They got an AI, nigga. AI.
They got an AI release of a song. Wait, hold on.
With new vocals from John Lennon. They got to be down to Beatle.
It's two left, nigga. It's two left.
What in the hell? The Beatles. Them niggas.
The white rock legends can stay alive. Yeah.
ahead Beatle Beatle Texas Hold'em Beyonce Expresso Sabrina Carpenter 360 Charlie XCX Birds of a Feather Billie Eilish Not Like Us Kendrick Lamar Good Luck Babe Chappelle Roan And Fortnite Taylor Swift And Post Malone Those are the nominees Damn that's a lot of nominees Oh they trying to get some emotional outrage out of me. I see what the Grammy's trying to do.
They just trying to make me mad on a Sunday. Get that shit to the Beatles and piss you off.
The Beatles win. I'll be mad as shit.
I'll find out the winner's on Baller Alert. All right, album of the year.
Kendrick Lamar. Andre 3000, New Blue Son.
No Blue Son. Beyonce, Cowboy Carter.
I hope he lost that flute by now. Hell no.
Or stepped on it in the middle of the night. Sabrina Carpenter, Short and Sweet.
Charlie XCX, Brad. Jacob Collier, The G's, Volume 4.
Billie Eilish, Hit Me Hard and Soft. Chappelle Roan, The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess.
and Taylor Swift, The Tortured Poets Department. Oh, God.
I wish they changed the name of award shows to, hey, we're trying to raise the stock on our white artists that we're heavily invested in, that we make money off of. And that's it.
It's always Sabrina Lay the Carpet. Billie Eilish.
Billie Eilish. It's always the same It's always the same.
They be making some great albums, though.

Billie Eilish and Taylor Swift

be making some good-ass albums.

I wouldn't know.

I would never know.

I would have no idea.

It's a great album.

You always know?

I wouldn't have called me

when it's Lana Del Rey's time

to come back out again.

Billie Eilish, I do like.

Billie Eilish, I do like.

I'm not going to argue.

I said you're right.

Aggressive.

We ain't defending.

That was almost black history, mom, too.

I'm trying to get this out early before we get to February.

Oh, shit, the Grammys is in February.

And he trying to say that he wouldn't have got God in his 60s.

What?

They the fuck?

Jody Mitchell and me.

Nancy Reagan with a camera.

Oh, shit.

That's different.

Oh, yeah.

That's different.

That's not sex. Big Nancy.
Oh, shit. That's different.
That's different. It's not sex.
Big man. Oh, shit.
That's not sex. Wait, head is different from sex even in doctor world? In civil rights.
I'm talking about civil rights world, not my world. My world, we would all be adultery, so I wouldn't do any of it.
There you go. Get out of there.
There you go. Get out of there, Mon.
I can see the documents now. I'm all in my head.
What? stay out of trouble. Smart man.
But yes, do y'all think Beyonce's going to come up empty this time? Well, I need to hear the other categories. Beyonce, I'm just thinking about, because she's up for record of the year.
She's nominated the most. She's nominated the most, but it's out of the year.
She's not going to get album of the year. I see Chapel Roan getting that.

Emotional outrage.

It would be the one that I never heard of that went to.

I don't listen to her music, but she's just like, she's that girl.

She's fucking everywhere.

Yeah, she is.

I don't think Beyonce is coming if they don't promise her one of the big boys.

She is nominated.

She has a nominee in, a nomination, excuse me, in record of the year, album of the year, and Song of the Year. Okay, what's Song of the Year? Song of the Year is Shaboozy, a bar song, Tipsy, Billie Eilish, Birds of a Feather, Die with a Smile, Lady Gaga, Bruno Mars, Fortnite, Taylor Swift, Post Malone, Good Luck Babe, Chappelle Roan, Not Like Us, Kendrick Lamar, Please, Pleasear Please Please Please Sabrina Carpenter And Texas Hold'em

Kendrick

Kendrick can come up big

I do like that

Taylor Postman song

That Sabrina Carpenter

song was big too

I like that song

Please please

And I think I like that song too

That was

Actually I'm just talking to you

And you said

Who's New Artist

Who's New Artist

Cause that's the one

That fucks people up

Like with Evanescence 1

Every time you think

The person you want to win

Like 50 or whoever

Is gonna come up

They don't win

New Artist

Benson Boone

Sabrina Carpenter

Dolce

Thank you. fucks people up like with Evanescence 1 every time you think the person you want to win like 50 or whoever is going to come up they don't win

new artists

Benson Boone

Sabrina Carpenter

Dolce

I don't know how to pronounce

this one

Karugaben

Ray

oh no way

Chappelle Rhone

Shaboozy

and Teddy Swims

oh that's tough

alright

I'm not watching this

I'm rooting so hard

for Dolce

I'll catch the replay

I just needed to see

the hip hop

and R&B nominees

that's all I cared about

the Grammys come on

right after the Grammys

go off right

I'll catch the later the BET showing of it yeah yeah yeah I'll just go to hip hop blog and see the clips and Sunday I'm free I think I'm gonna go join Mark at his basketball league that he joined but y'all not gonna play Spades though right just so that I'm clear he already ducked the beats this last week, man. Come on, man.
That's exactly what happened. I'm petrified.
I ain't saying all that. I'm just saying niggas with them.
I'm too scared to actually set it up. Niggas turned up missing.
That's all I'm saying. There was a date set and niggas turned up missing.
That's all I'm saying. That is exactly what happened.
I am petrified of Mark Spade's skills. I'm not saying all that.
And that's what's holding it up. I'm just saying niggas disappeared.
That's all I'm saying. Niggas weren't available.
Not niggas disappeared. That's disappearing.
And Corey know that when he spoke to you. Because Corey, nigga.
He know if the text don't go out, then niggas just ain't available. So if no text goes out, that is kind of disappearing.
That's a fancy way of saying you disappeared. You never appeared.
You got to, you never appeared. If I say, no, no, no, no, no.
You appeared, we set a date and then you disappeared because you never hit me on said date. You're right, Ice.
And it's fine. I'm not saying, I'm not saying you were scared.
I'm just saying. Ice is right.
I didn't look at it that way. So just let me know when y'all, let me know when y'all want to play and I got it.
But come out to the basketball league. I'm telling you, it was, it was a good time.
It was good to get back in shape. What was your stat line like? Oh, they kept the stats too.
Oh, they kept it. You ain't got them, right? No, no.
I mean like. I'm fucking with you.
You tweeted the stats. Yeah, it wasn't that crazy.
I was 0 for 3. Had 9 assists.
Had 4 rebounds. Wait, how you get 4 rebounds? Who the fuck? Who you? How tall were they?

Sometimes the rebounds are long.

Sometimes you box out.

Just three shots.

Didn't have your teammates' trust.

No, I was overpassing.

It wasn't looking for you.

No, I was overpassing.

You got that first one up.

I'm realizing.

You sent that shit back that way.

You know what?

You shoot.

It was the opposite.

I didn't put up a shot at halftime.

And I was like, I can't come out here 0 for 0.

I just got to jack some shit up.

And then I shot up a three. And it hit the front of the rim.
It bounced back to me. I got my own rebound, shot it again.
Went rolled in and out, and I was like, all right, this ain't, you know, it ain't for me. But I was making passes.
I made a couple great passes. I'm just out of shape.
We'll catch it on SportsCenter. Come out.
We'll catch it on SportsCenter. You should come out, because then we'd be on the same team.
What time do y'all start? The games run at 7, 8, and 9. A.M.? Oh, nighttime.
Nighttime, yeah. Oh, great.
More reason than not see the Grammys. That's what I'm saying.
I ain't going to get it. I'll come out there and fuck with y'all this weekend.
Yeah, come through. I'll add you to the list.
7, 8, 9? Yeah, no. I ain't doing shit on Sunday.
Yeah. I was about to say something and then I caught a brain freeze.
Or I'm 44 and my dementia is. Stop that, man.
Stop, bro. What, nigga? I want my phone to text somebody and forget the text, the person I was texting.
I do that shit all the time. I just have a straight blank.
Like, yo, what the fuck was I just doing? Like, I leave and come back. Like, what the fuck? Yeah, no, it's getting rough.
We do have a part of the show oh somebody need our help someone named Jomel or Jomelo or whatever your name is maybe I'm messing it up Jomelo says hi Jomelo hi Jomelo hi Joe and gang hey big fan of the show and a long time listener what's that it has been cool to see the wonderful evolution of the show throughout the years. Congratulations on your 10-year anniversary, Joe, and thank you for your service.
Oh, man. Sadly, I think it's about time I break up with my girl of nearly two years.
Oh, shit. As I think about how to break the news to her and the inevitable fight that will result, i came to a realization partners usually those being broken up with tend to weaponize the breakup and say things like you quote unquote wasted my time for x amount of years if we're going to entertain that argument my realization is that the first year of any relationship should not count in that argument oh i'd said that in year three of my relationship i've ran this this play you talking about uh reason being the first year of any relationship is just a honeymoon phase small bickering and figuring each other out those initial months year consist of all things that you would have to do anyway for any long-term relationship so is it really uh so is it really a waste i can't read he's trying to get so is it really a waste of the other person's time am i just picking at straws here should the first year of a relationship count as time wasted in that argument thoughts spread the word uh spread the word y'all next uh spread the word y'all next

time your girl hits you with the you wasted my time i don't think a relationship is ever a waste of time hit her with the bitch the first year don't count also just to clarify i do mean even if the guy slash girl's intent is to dog the other person out no matter what the motive is on either part that first year is a wash. Totally agree with him.
I don't think there's no wasted time. Yeah, me either.
Well, I don't agree with that part. No, you can waste some time.
You can waste some time. I done wasted some time.
No, you didn't. You learned a lesson.
Yeah. No, I mean, I done wasted somebody else's time.
Yeah. When I knew I was different.
And they learned a lesson, too, though. And you taught a lesson.
Yeah, they learned, too. You can be the teacher sometimes in a lesson.
No, it's not, you're prettying it up. You can waste somebody's time.
The person could be head over heels for you and you have no intent of taking it to the next level. That's wasting somebody's time.
But you're entertaining it for your own satisfaction. You're wasting their time.
That's wasting time. That's it.
That is wasting their time. I don't think that's wasting their time.
I totally disagree with that. Okay.
It might not get the end result that they were expecting, but I don't think that's wasting nobody's time. You know how they feel about you and you don't feel the same way.
And instead of telling them. We had Carbone having a blast, but you ain't got the title you want, so it's wasted time.
Bitch, please. It depends on what I...
Come on, Cole, you know that. It depends on what we talk about in terms of what the expectations.
Exactly. If we kicking it, it's like if I come in for a job interview and at the end of it, it's great and I have a great time and you're perfect, you're brilliant.
And I'd be like, we're not actually hiring right now. You wasted my fucking time.
It's a nice connection. I'm glad you know me, but you weren't hiring.
So there was nothing that I was going to get out of this that I wanted. If in a relationship, you're saying I want a committed relationship or I want to get married or I want something serious and I know from the gate, I don't want any parts of that, then I've wasted your time.
Okay, so let me ask you a question. No, she wasted her time.
Yes. If you a impression that I wanted that? Let me ask you a question.
In that relationship example you gave, if she learned to spot the red flags in a nigga, bitches be wasting their time. So now with the next nigga, when she see him moving like you moved, she can get out of there earlier.
She learned something from you. You didn't waste her time.
She just did not get the end result that she wanted. I think they're both true.
I think she learned a lesson from having her time wasted. I think if someone leaves you at the altar or something, then you might be able to make a pitch for wasting time and money.
Yeah. But other than that, I don't think you wasted nobody's time.
So why would you... And that's what I'll say about it.
If you learned something, then your time wasn't wasted. You spent time learning the lesson.
Now, let me ask you another question real quick, real quick. T.M.
up, Freeze. You don't, alright, so in the beginning you have no intention on going there with her.
No. But she's falling head over heels of love for you.
Yes. Now somewhere along the line you fall for her and that changes.
Yeah, that's possible. So, again, you've learned something along the way.
It ain't that you wasted time. But you might have never had that intention up front.
You might have intended to just drag this out and now you fell for the person. Men don't be coming in with those intentions.
We normally learn over the course of time. Hey, this is the person I really want to do this.
And that's not wasting your time. Oh shit, I'm in love.
That's not wasting time. So now if it don't work, time was wasted? No.
I'm mixing it up. It's two different things.
And I believe this firmly because I've had this argument with women before too. Like look.
Let's go. I have a right to change my mind.
I have a right to decide I want something different. That's not wasting your time.
If I say I want this and then I decide I didn't, I didn't waste your time, I have a right to make a different choice. Based off of? Based on the situation.
Exactly. Based on what I learned.
I'm fine with that. I'm talking about when you give the impression that you want X and you don't really want X.
You're just saying that shit and you're enjoying it, enjoying the sex, enjoying somebody to kick it with, but you know you're not taking this person serious and they think this is headed toward marriage or something serious or whatever. If I say that I want that and I don't and then I just leave, that's wasting your time.
I think that she's lying. Yeah, she wasted her own time.
She should have saw that and got out. You looked at it and she should have got the signs, right? She should have saw the signs.
You should have knew I was lying. Exactly.
No. No.
But I'm saying, I know we as men go into certain situations, and we know this already, and we just want to fucking have a good time. And she just may be involved, but I can't see me being a little bit.
I'm mad that y'all even keep bringing that up as an example. So let me chime in.
Yeah, plenty of niggas do that, and plenty of niggas do that and try to get it off and fuck and just mislead and misrepresent. Yes, that's what we're talking about.
That's the only thing I'm saying is waste of time. That's what we're talking about.
That's the only thing I'm saying is waste of time. You're going to make...
Still don't see that. We're talking about that.
Those particular angles. If I go in the store for some now-laters, it don't take me a year and change to realize that they don't have now-laters.
That's... Yo, I'm about to walk off, bro.
Stop. If I know the qualities that I'm looking for in terms of a wife and marriage, and I'm moving with intent and that same guy you talking about, or the same person you talking about is doing whatever he's doing over the course of three, four, five, six months.
And I choose to stay here for this, I'm wasting my own time.

What if he's lying to you?

That's the argument that Mark is presenting.

Yeah, what if he's lying?

The lack of accountability.

I'm talking about when you go in the store.

She wants women to not be held accountable for it.

I'm not, I'm not.

You're replying to something that I didn't even finish.

You're just sitting here with a face.

If I can land, then you can respond. She you want women to not be held accountable for being misled? That is not what the fuck I said at fucking all.
That is not what I said at all. I do agree with the notion that there is a certain amount of responsibility to yourself.
There's a certain amount of self-preservation that should kick the fuck in

when all signs point towards

this is not going in the direction

that you hoped it would

and this person is leading you astray.

Like, yes, absolutely.

There is some responsibility

that you need to take for yourself.

But then there is also the scenario

that Mark presents

where a motherfucker will lie,

boldface lie to your face

and said, yes, I want exactly what you want, but he just wants the girlfriend fucking experience. Like there is this scenario where a guy lies.
Can I ask you a question? Did she fuck the guy? In this scenario, sure, I guess. Alright, so get this Mr.
Fuck out of here. So she fucked the guy.
What does that have to do with the price of rice in fucking China? It means that if you're following through the word of Christ and you want to see who someone is, if you're moving with intent and you want to see who someone is, then keep your pussy to yourself for more than a week. Oh, wow.
For more than a day. For more than a month.
Respectability fucking politics. Wow.
Yo, dog, how do you expect to find out who people are? So you're saying if you withhold the sex. If you know that there are men out there that misrepresent themselves in hopes of fucking, then don't fuck them.
And see who he really is. And then let's see what he looks like around month seven and eight since you talk about marrying people.
Okay, okay, okay. Wasn't that a land man? Okay.
Remember when she didn't want to fuck dude? And then he, she ended up crying about it. Oh, yes.
Because it was like, yo. No, no, that's not what happened.
She was already fucking him. No, she wasn't.
No, she wasn't. The first one she was.
Yes, she was already. Let's go, man.
She was already fucking him. What girl are you talking about in land man? The daughter.
She was already fucking him. The problem was he never wanted to sleep over.
She was looking for that sleepover. She wanted the cuddles.
She wanted to know that he wasn't just hitting it and fucking quitting it. That was what she, that was her problem.
And her father basically said that is what he's doing. If he does not want to sleep, like sleep, physically sleep and hold you, then that is what he's there for she went down oh see i'm not

talking about the daughter downstairs found out here i'm talking about the girlfriend or the

fiance of the dude that died that fell in love with uh homeboy oh okay okay um and they were

clearly into each other and they were liking each other and they both kept saying especially him

she kept saying yo i'm not supposed to feel like this but But I feel like this. I don't know what to do.
My body and I have all these emotions. This is moving too fast.
And he said, then wait. Okay.
Then wait. Don't do anything.
True. That's wise.
That's what I'm saying. So, yes, you are responsible for who you give your penis to,

for who you give

your pussy to,

and the results

that it brings back.

But I think you're also

responsible for what

you communicate to people.

Like you said,

like you said,

if I walk in a store

for now,

let's don't take a whole year

to know that they

ain't got now,

let's agree.

And if dude go in the back,

if he say,

hey,

we might have some

in the back

and go in the back

for more than 30 minutes,

I'm out.

I'm leaving.

And the other part

we're missing.

But what I'm saying

is if he says,

look,

oh,

now let's,

oh,

we got plenty of them.

I love to sell now,

let's,

I got boxes.

What flavor you want?

What kind you want, blah, blah, blah. If he knows during that exchange that he ain't got no now, laters, he's wasting your time.
That's all I'm saying. And misleading you.
And some people do that in relationships. And those are the only times I'm talking about.
When you lead to act like you want one thing and you want something else. Now you're right, if you're dumb enough to stand in the store for 45 minutes waiting for now, ladies, that's also on you too.
That's true. Everybody has a part to play, but let's not let anybody off the hook.
Everybody got a part to play in this. You know the other part we miss a lot in these conversations? Them thinking they could change the nigga.
Yes. I agree.
And guys thinking that they could change a girl. Stop assigning it to just one fucking gender.
Stop it. We're talking about in the example of he's misleading her or something.
There are times where he's not showing you what you want to see but you think you could change him. And that has happened to me before.
You think you could be the one. You think you could be the one.
He's told you I don't fall for girls. I don't do...
That has happened. I've done that.
And it's, you know what? That's because he ain't met me i'm different i could change him i can make him fall in love and then you that you waste your own so i can you example that right fucking grits freeze no you're not cooking my fucking grits no they're not they are no they're not no they're not because in his example you can easily flip that around and i know plenty of niggas that have been like just kind of bowled over by women that they wanted to change and she's not changing. You are a dud.
You are food in the fucking phone. You are those fucking things.
So stop it. I know.
And that girl would be the one to say he wasted my time. No, it's not just women.
It's men and women.

Now you fell in love with the nigga that saved

as food in your phone. But the nigga's not

running around saying she wasted my time either. Never.

He's saying I wasted my time with her.

Yeah.

The man is not running around saying, yo, she

wasted my time. She wasted my time.

He's saying I wasted my time with this shit.

Yo, no, I'll take seconds of grits.

In my personal opinion, men and women have a very different relationship with fucking time as it relates to relationships. I think that's true.
We do have a different relationship with time. Strictly speaking from the biological clock aspect.
I agree. So we do have a different relationship with time.
So you would more likely hear that from a woman because she's like, I know what I want.

I want to start a family.

I want to get married.

I want a baby.

I want this.

I want that.

So she's trying her best to assess

with the tools that she has at the moment,

who is that good person?

If somebody is saying those things

and maybe a few things are lining up,

she's giving it a chance.

It's literally, you're damned if you do

and you're damned if you don't as a woman.

You're not. It's actions speak louder than louder than words this nigga is not showing you that he wants to build these things we're creating but we're creating the perfect scenario where he's not and that is that and that's where the fallacy is right because there are scenarios where the guy can really really build it up through action and word to make it seem like is he proposing proposing? Because that's what she wants.
Because that's what she wants. Is he putting a ring on it? Is he doing these things that are showing that? We're talking like first year! How do you get to the ring if you haven't gotten past the first fucking year? Why do we have any expectations after the first year? You shouldn't.
I'm not saying that you have... Which is what he just said.
The first year shouldn't count. I think it counts.
I just think it depends on what's happening in the first year. I know motherfuckers that move quick.
Yeah, I'm about to say. They do.
Y'all discern like shit and then turn around and say he wasted my time. Y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all.
Both sides do that. Y'all.
Both sides do the discernment part. Both fucking sides do that.
But again, like I said, men, you said it's due to the difference in biological makeup, but men will say, I wasted my time with her. Women will put it on the man and say, he wasted my time.
That's where the difference comes in. It's not to be sexist.
It's not. Niggas will sit there and say, you'll tell your mans, I wasted all the fucking time with this chick, man.
I thought this and this was going to happen. But niggas feel that.
I feel that. They feel like their time is fucking wasted.
A lot of times we are the pursuers.

But if I wasted my time,

you didn't waste my time, I wasted my own time.

And again, I say that it's because men and women have a different relationship with time.

So there's no point in fucking pointing fingers

as to who's wrong, who's right, who's blah, blah, blah.

It's the same fucking scenario

just from a different perspective.

That's a cop-out.

It's not a cop-out. It's the fucking truth.

I dated this woman when she was 38.

She was 38 at this point.

And we dated on and off for about two years.

I told her from the rip,

I'm not looking for nothing serious.

And honestly, now I look back,

I didn't want anything serious with her.

You know what I mean?

Because you could meet the right person and be serious.

Yeah, and I knew I would at some point, right?

But I didn't think she was it. She was a lot of but she just wasn't just wasn't it i took her out took it public events started taking it she came to thanksgiving went to you know i mean holiday parties i i could see how after a year and a half two years she felt like she had changed me i could say i told you from the rip i didn't want this but there is a point and she wanted kids and now she's 40 and it's a lot harder to have a kid at 40 than is at 38 just all the ways right so i would have to say in that moment i could say i'm sorry how old was she when y'all met uh she was 38 38 she was 38 and she was 40 when we were done yeah so let me ask you a question if she's 38 and she knows she has a two-year window basically yeah what you're saying not saying you can't women can have but you like you said it's a lot harder yeah if she knows she got a two-year window after okay year one if me and you ain't got there at all and i know my window was closing i'm out deuces right and so that Right.
So the fact that you stayed there, you've wasted your own time. And that's where I'm going.
I'm saying so in that case. And you are accountable for your time allotment.
Yes. And I'm saying in that case, I felt like I misled her a little bit, but I also was clear enough with her that she could have made some different choices.
If I had said to her from the rip, I do want this and I do want kids and I do want my, then I would have said I wasted her time. And I'm just saying there's a lot of situations where that other thing happens.
You know what I mean? If you sat there and told her you do want kids, you do want this, but y'all wasn't trying to have no kids. And lots of niggas do that.
You wasn't shooting up in there, and you wasn't doing all of that. Nigga, in the midst.
I may have been, but that's not the point. In closing for me, in the midst of lust, in the midst of being horny, nigga, you say and do things all the time, nigga.
That's it. Two years of horny is a long time.
Blame yourself. Stop selling yourself a dream.
Stop looking for niggas to blame. On both sides.
Stop selling yourself a dream. This started off as part of the fucking show.
Did we give this nigga fucking advice? Yes. Yeah, it was all there.
Yeah, you did. You just got tight in the process.
Mel don't like that shit. Excuse me? You just got tight in the process.
No, the fuck I did not. Then why do you keep cursing? Because this has nothing to do.
I'm not even applying myself to this situation at all. A lot of the times, I'm not applying myself.
She's speaking for all women. No, the fuck I'm not.
No, some women. No, I'm not.
I'm speaking generally, and I speak from facts, and that's it. Let me ask you a question.
Facts based off of what? Personal experience or what your friends went through, right? So you're speaking off from somewhere in the stories that you read or researched. Because when we're talking like this, we can see your reaction and see you get aggravated.
So nine times out of ten, we may say, well, Mel might experience that or she might know somebody that experienced that. I have never, ever in my entire life said to a man, you wasted my time.

Never.

Okay, so you know. Never, because that's not the way I look at shit.

But you know men that waste time.

That's what I'm asking you, man.

Yes, I do.

That's what I'm saying, man.

What?

NSCAP.

How is that?

Who are you talking to?

I didn't.

The room.

What's CAP then?

She's in her bag today.

What the fuck is, what's CAP?

CAP City.

What is CAP?

CAP City, bitch. That I've never said that to anybody? Cap City.
Yeah, that's cap, no. I'm going to let you get it off.
No, no, no, no. Please, please go ahead.
No, I'm not saying that. Do you know something that I don't know? Factual, yeah.
No, I just think your memory might be off. No, my memory is not off.
I have never said those words ever in my life to anybody because I never fucking felt that way. You've said to me that people have wasted your time.
You said that. Have you said it on the pod? Multiple times.
When the fuck did I say that? It doesn't matter. That's bullshit.
Okay, you never said it. That's bullshit.
Because I don't look at things like that. Have you said it on the pod mail? Like he wasted my fucking time telling a story about certain things.
I remember a story you told and I think you use it about the London guy. If I'm not mistaken, or the guy that was from over there.
The whole thing that, rest in peace, I think you said that before. I think you said he wasted your time, man.
You said it. It's okay.
Fair, yeah, that one. Yeah, you're right.
Okay, calm the fuck down. Accountability, yes, I said it, sorry.
My mistake. We got sleepers, man.
We got sleepers anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold what? Hold on, no, no. Don't do that to her.
Because she's wasting on time. No, don't do that to her.
All right. Don't do that to her.
She going to shut the... Aw, come on, yo.
Mel, no, Mel. No, no, no.
Come on, Mel. No, because you guys are being fucking assholes.
And it's fucking annoying. No, you guys are being fucking assholes.
And it's fucking annoying. I don't mean to be.
And you know what? And maybe I forgot. We was just trying to help.
I'm not even going to talk about it. Well, we're not trying to be dicks.
I'm not going to talk about it. You're right.
With that particular person, yes, he absolutely was wasting fucking time. And the reason why I blocked that shit out is because the time that it happened was when my mother was fucking dying.
So that was a really painful fucking event that I chose to fucking put in the very back of the recesses of my fucking brain. That's good for you fucking brain.
But you're right. Thank you for reminding me that it was that motherfucker.
I reminded you. That's good for your ass.
Yeah, it's good for you, motherfucker. Play a sleeper, goddammit.
Yeah, nigga, rest in peace. All right, I do have a song that I've been dying for you guys to hear, if it's all right.
It's crazy. This is Tave, T-A-V-E, and Kenyon Dixon alright this is Tave T-A-V-E

and Kenyon Dixon

this is called

Laid Back

slash Old School

Chevy I ain't gotta ask for permission, baby Just come and get what you like Just come and get it Come and get it, yeah So why don't you just come a little close to me Come and see if it's given what it's supposed to be Take a dive tonight in the troubled waters You and I collide, then we float to sea Girl, why don't you just come a little close to me Come and see if it's giving what it's supposed to be Take a dive tonight in the troubled waters You and I collide, then we float to sea Cause girl, I'm just trying to lay back In the car with you, lean it way back Like an old school Chevy, fuck it way back Ooh, let's keep it cool, we keep it cute Do what we do, I'm just tryna lay back In the car with you, lean it way back Like an old school Chevy, fuck it way back Ooh, let's keep it cool, we keep it cute Girl, why don't you? Just come a little close to me Come and see if it's giving what it's supposed to be Take a dive tonight in the troubled waters You and I collide, then we float to sea God, why don't you just come a little close to me Come and see if it's giving what it's supposed to be Take a dive tonight in the troubled waters

You and I collide, then we float to sea

Ain't gotta ask for permission, baby

Just come and get what you like

Just come and get it

Yeah, yeah

All you've been hoping and wishing for

Gonna give it to you tonight, baby

Thank you. Yeah, yeah All you been hoping and wishing for Gonna give it to you tonight, yeah Just call me good, call me good, yeah Cause girl, I'm just tryna play back In the car with you, lean it way back The old school Chevy, fuck it way back Ooh, let's keep it cool, keep it cute Do what we do, I'm just tryna play back In the car, what you leaning? Old School Chevy Shout out to Kenyon Dixon, friend of the show, man Grab your nominee Hey I'm going to the West Coast again This is Black Dynamite by 211 and J-Rock Deuce, what up? I can sense the hating niggas' character.
Sometimes it be your own kind. Make it even scarier.
Folk shot Derringer. I broke all barriers.
From three generation to gang wars, I ain't hearing it. Move your back.
I ain't got money, ain't got arrogant. I flew from the set to Cairo to see the pyramids.
And 03 inspired by Lil D and Meredith. Niggas came through the barbershop in 6 threes and Escalades Full fledged since the 7th grade By 28 I felt G status are already made Not a smudge on my resume No accusations on accolades Niggas like damn the nerve of this nigga I used to buy work from this nigga Scrap still with me We done leveled up on Sidnella and Stroke shot the visuals He got us looking cinematic Always on the clock All she want is time I ain't got a hundred million on the fluff I can see the plot I brought gang with me Cause I heard it's lonely at the top Ice cubes in the watch I feel like everyday's Friday A chip on my shoulder like I'm ride wave Niggas been jump ship, still trying to ride the wave Invested in my vision, now the money come on, kind of waves 211, grab that money machine My fingers rude from all these faces that I'm thumbing between I've seen niggas try their best to be humble Until they got some money, it's funny, they switched on a double I be them, I need a plug on that CCW You ride dirty, And the punk police can't fuck but you check it We been bracken in a different tax bracket They been throwing shots, we got a different flak jacket, bitch Like my nigga stole, you know we bout to level up Minions tuck, head on a swivel or get your ceiling bust Legend in this shit, still feeling I ain't did enough Twenty years later, ESJ still a runner-up Deals on the table, gang of zeroes in my contracts I'm networking I'm not gonna be a big deal, I'm not gonna be a big deal I'm not gonna be a big deal I'm not gonna be a big deal I'm not gonna be a big deal Eros in my contracts, I'm a show selling bus, legend in this shit, still feeling I ain't did enough Twenty years later, ESJ still a runner-up Deals on the table, gang of zeros in my contracts I'm networking, plus important people in my contacts On the east side, where you find me at, I'm in my parking lot Used to flip quarters like a laundry mat Haters like the nerve of this nigga You better not say a word to that nigga Plus he's still dealing with some issues, fuck your head up You get lit up with this pistol We're from shooting dice to...
That was hard. Well, God damn.
That was hard. That shit sound like broken language or some shit.
Jesus, that was hard. That was Black Dynamite, 211, and J-Rock, man.
Salute. I'm staying with some older music.
This is new old music, M.O.P. Face Off.
I made the game around and now it's on me You control your destiny You niggas keep testing me Like you want me to show you how messy your mess can be You're still a bang banger One of Saratoga's finest Prefers your father to Shanai And love me getting your harness As I struggle to get my hands on a dollar today I think back about cats, then it passed away What you that for? Jesus, tell me how he failed Sometimes I feel as if my heart is coming out my chest I smoke too many cigarettes In the room, we broke Wash away the pain, I'll get strained off my brain See, it's the way we roll down here So loud here, a shootout It's like a common cold out here That's why I sit back and I laugh at y'all When it's crunch time on the front line I will blast it tall I'm from Sar from Saratoga Avenue, I had to brawl Swear I realize it's a cold world, after all You hear me talking to y'all, I'm on some grown-dance shit You'll be coming, no babe My life is on a different page, able to tame my rage A little bit different from the first time I picked up a game A little bit different from the first time I stepped on the stage Take a look at me now

A born winner

In a race of this time

Like Bruce Jenner

A natural born sinner

Can't nobody tame me or change me

For no reason at all

Zang, but yeah

Kill again You are now tuned in to the works of mine Take two steps back, it's gonna hurt your paw Who the fuck talking at? They gonna hurt your mom This ain't no diamond studder rapper It's the Lama studder slapper Hunts pretty type rapper Pretty type rapper 4-5 semi-automatic pipe clapper With them OGs in it Please don't get your shit twisted like Dan Blue with no trees in it Fall back, motherfucker, you can't beat me It's the Womack, the extension of Danzini We came into the game with some change for Tranefield Two fillings, a dime bag, and a 40 ounce So bear now look at them, they hitting the scene slow Riding in hooties, but I'm looking mean, yo But the gang still ain't no big dog in it With my club 10-inch Huff caps, but I keep them clean, though I know them pros and cons, so I marry the game Now it's mommy's little boy, left to carry the name I'm in the streets like a dope fiend With a shopping cart filled up a copper Where the fuck gon' stop fame? Y'all niggas keep waitin' till they pop fame And hold your breath while you wait, bitch, I got games Niggas ain't feelin' the fame, bitch Stop dreamin', I'm that shit that felt good Comin' out with my pop semen Hit the streets and thug with me No matter how this runs to yourself, nigga, you can't fuck with me Too many dick riders, that's quick to go blind Well, look, bitch, I'ma let you know now You fuckin' with thugs What the fuck you think this was? I'm what you want me to be Stop fuckin' with me Cause I'm a nigga up the earth. Nigga up the sea.
Nigga up the sky and fire. Free fire.
Why, Naya? Jump back at your men. It's M.O.P.
and we at it again. I ain't clapping over your head.
I'ma make sure I pop something through you. Give the motherfuckers ulcers for lead.
Have your parents in the past to hunt it over your bed. May the Lord be what you game over your day.
Motherfucker. That's M.O.P.
Face Off. That was hard.
I love that record. I love that record.
Shout out to M.O.P. Speaking of hard records, real quick, Mark, before you go, or Mel.
I'm not sure what's going on next. Go ahead.
That snippet I played was the old game record last pod. Oh, I don't care.
Yeah, I forgot the song. Like, I had dramatic, fucked with dramatic.
I just saw the clip. I was like, oh, shit, he's going.
They will not let me. Oh, yo, it's all.
I know. Don't care.
Yes. It's still hard.
Game can still wrap, wrap. My point still stands.
So we can let that go now, please. Yeah.
Go ahead, Mark.

What Cassidy

did? I'm going

from this Mac Miller album, man. This whole album

I love,

but I'm going with one of the tear

jerkers, to me. Anyway, Funny Papers

by Mac Miller.

Did no one ever teach you

how to dance?

Nobody ever taught you how to dance? Nobody ever taught you how to dance? Well, well everyone knows how to dance There's only so much time Yeah, somebody died today I saw his picture in the funny papers Didn't think anybody died on a Friday Some angry danker, some kind of money trader Recently divorced a drunk driver down the highway And drove off the bridge to his wedding song Blew out the bass and the speakers, you can still hear the trouble going The hospital was useless, and everything was quiet but the music Recently I only meet peace, went in sleep in the same dream world safe smile on her face waiting on the other side I wonder if he'll take you to the other side yeah what's your I see 294 and that'll screw you still bet it all on the glory hallelujah I heard the answer in the gibberish of an old drunk all he said was he's in no rush Fuck a jet He has to pay my rent by Tuesday I bet I'll be rich by April Foolsday The moon's wide awake with a smile on his face As he smuggled constellations in a suitcase Don't you love silence? Everything quiet but the music Everything quiet but the music We love silence

Everything quiet but the music

Somebody gave birth to a baby boy

I saw his picture in the funny papers

11 pounds named after his uncle Gabriel

His mother cried with her lips against a soft face

Thank you. Somebody gave birth to a baby boy I saw his picture in the funny papers 11 pounds named after his uncle Gabriel His mother cried with her lips against a soft face Why she bring these bright eyes to this dark place Oh, sweet, sweet oblivion Way before the information gets settled in I swear to God I never wanna sin again But I fear that Troubles on this side The mind go with age, don't surrender My mistake got misplaced, all of my remembers Baby, there's a little vacation in the dresser One for depression and two for your topper Just pay my rent by Tuesday I bet I'll be rich by April Fool's Day The moon's wide awake with a smile on his face As he smuggle constellations in a suitcase Don't you love silence? Oh shit, here come the icebreaker It's danger when he's bringing out the lightsaber The word's awesome, but he's talking out of turnoff And I blew the fuck up, then became the world's problem Bad hygiene, all about that gross life Hate to see somebody fucking up their own life Just roll the dice and put a 20 on midnight Have a feeling we gon' win tonight

Cause when the snake starts slithering

You spot the chameleons

You realize you surrounded by reptilians

Shit, I ain't an innovator

This is a motherfucking illustrator Illustrator. Why does it matter? At all.
Whoa. That's Mac Miller, Funny Papers.
I think it Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah. Sounds like a lot of demos, but they're still fire because she was incredibly talented.

I like balloonerism.

Yeah.

Mel?

It's called Too Many Strings by Kiana Liddy.

Okay. Oh, yeah, I can't Some shit just can't be undone Nothing's cheap when you got too much invested to rent Tell me who gon' pay my bell When I did this to myself Started off as a flame Turned into a thing Never thought it could be Something I would give all my time to And that would kiss me to love you And honestly it's too many strings To be caught up in your wants and your needs It's better if we Cut it out before we get in too deep Feelings got in far from the start We went way too far to cut it off too many strings When you're tied up it's not simple to leave It's too many strings Back to you like a yo-yo Let you go and come back for more Might as well be a rodeo Ride so hard that I lose control Don't ask for much Shouldn't be this hard to keep it up Started off as a flame

Turned into a thing

Never thought it could be

Something I would give all my time to

Never kills me to love you

And honestly, it's too many strings

To be caught up in your wants

And you'll be right back And honestly, it's too many strings To be caught up in your arms and your knees It's better if we Cut it off before we get it too deep Feelings got it far from the start We went way too far to cut it off

Too many strings

When you're tied up, it's not simple to leave

There's too many strings

That's Keanu Lodeoday Too Many Strings shout out to Keanu now this might not be the best time to say it oh god you played that sleeper after our waste time argument you played too many strings it was a coincidence who wasted whose time

was it

flip love with Mel mad at me. Yeah, because she ain't mad at him.
He started it too. I know.
Flip doesn't happen. Look at Flip.
He threw a grenade. He did a joke.
He threw a grenade. I know.
I hate when it works on me. I hate that.
That's my move. What you doing? Yeah, that's cool.
I be wanting to tip him, but then it wouldn't work when I do it. Holy.
Oh, man. Look at Flem.
Look at Flem. He happy as hell.
Look at what loyalty looks like. How do you bring him back on that? Yo, niggas just get up here and lie.
Joe. He going to reverse it over here now.
No, it's now. I want to be for no more.
I'm chilling. I'm chilling.
I'm chilling. Listen, this was a great pod.
I know y'all don't want to hear it, but y'all smoked today in spite of how y'all may feel right now. Streets.
Too many streets. Oh, the silence was there.
I was in too deep with you. Too many streams.
I love that. Yo, man, you a champ, man.
You the champ, yo. You the champ.
So what would it be without you, yo? Rax. You are the fucking champ.
Rax, Rax. We got to, like, give a little award or some shit, bro.
The amount of shit you take. I like how she come back from here, Pogs.
Pogs be shocked. Like, did she say that? She said, oh, I forgot about that incident.
She just reversed it again. It's like, oh, shit.
I just try to stay out of it when y'all get to do it. She turns into some trauma shit, nigga.
Yeah, nigga. You can't beat trauma.
Trauma like God. Can I beat trauma? You can't beat trauma? I just love how she did a joke.
I knew where she was. I was like, good boy's ass.
Good boy's ass, yeah. Then he tried to edit it out.
She called the ball and said, no, no, no. Context, nigga.
That was funny. Peace, love, and happiness.

There you go. All right, we be wasting y'all's time, yo.
All right. I can get a pound again, man.
All right, Mosh. Yo, we be wasting your time.
All right, you got it. That's all I waste.
That's all I waste. Yeah, you know what? I thought about it.
You're right. That be us.
That be my favorite bitches, though. Wait.
Y'all trying to educate the good ones? We don't need all them moving with intent out here. Yo, nothing like a girl that'll sell herself a drink.
Oh, what? What?

Oh, my Lord.

You guys are dicks.

Over in the tribal waters.

Yo.

Word.

Oh, man.

Refer to the tags.

Definitely refer to the tags, man.

Hey, Mark, my nigga, son.

Yo, Mark, what the fuck happened?

This two-throw game is different.

Yeah, Mark, don't do that again, nigga. Check on me.
Word, yo. Why don't you check on me? I was squeezing my veins, too, nigga.
I didn't see you. All right, listen, man.
Great show. Great broadcast today.
Hopefully, y'all have enjoyed this broadcast as much as we've enjoyed delivering it to you. Keep us in your prayers Especially me Deadass On game

Lord knows

We all need to be there

Until the next time

I bid you adieu

Farewell

Adios

Cerebra

Dirt

Hasta la vista

Au revoir

Our simple head nod

Will suffice

Remember life is a series

Of moments

And moments pass

So let's make this moment

Last as if it's all

We have

And lastly

See you next week. and moments pass.
So let's make this moment last as if it's all we have.

And lastly,

Big Mel, hit it.

Hit it like when I was going.

Big Mel, what happened lastly?

Come on.

You can do it.

The baddies are insecure.

Come on.

It's like the women want to travel.

Come on.

Here you go.

The closed-minded women want you to teach them. Hey, yo, you're going to be in trouble.
Y'all hold it down out there, man. Hopefully, everybody has a real good week.
Anybody got any fun week plans? Week plans? Week plans? Just preparing. My baby birthday is Thursday.
Hey! Happy birthday, Tommy. Love you.
My mom, My mom birthday is tomorrow I'm in Happy birthday Hey More reasons Let's stay out of jail Let's go Let's go Mark Mark Anything happening with you? Nope Just hooping Parks Chillin Mel Taking care of business Oh Working overtime Every time one of y'all get in a fight with me, y'all start taking care of business Any time one of y'all get mad at me at the job, now y'all wanna go take that other meeting you was putting off I'm coming for you I'm always in there I'm ready to sign, Char I'll show his ass I'll show him Motherfucker I'm ready to sign, Char. I'll show his ass.
I'll show him. Motherfucker.
I'm ready to sign to the black man. Oh, you are a terrible sign.
All right, Al Harrington. I'm ready now.
I'm ready. Did you see that last episode? Yeah, that's real.
That's real. Oh, man.
When you start doing this and then pointing at her heart, oh, she got y'all. Yo, nigga, it's you.
And me. It's Joe.
And me. Today was by mistake, though.
I was just doing a part of the show. I ain't even mean to.
I had already got my male trigger off. I was cool.
That nigga took a sigh. All right.
I don't think I have

nothing else for y'all man

this was good

and I ain't got nothing

popping this week

I'm gonna go watch that

Diddy Dog that I just

recommended

I'm about to watch it too

see what's going on out there

and that's it man

y'all hold it down

peace, love, health, wealth

and prosperity to all y'all man

remember Tupac Kids

if don't nobody else care

we'll be back this weekend

same time same place Thank you. peace, love, health, wealth, and prosperity to all y'all, man.
Remember Tupac Kids if don't nobody else care.

We'll be back this weekend, same time, same place.