Episode 793 | "Kaputz"

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Enjoy the show. What? Right up on him too.
Right on Erie Avenue. Hey everybody.
Is that where he's from? As soon as we're on Erie Avenue, he got bigger problems than me. You said, is that where he's from? Yeah.
We went to the Shades early. No, he's not.
You know you got to put... I didn't think so.

He got to put...

He got to put...

He got to put back on the fly shit.

That nigga's complimented.

No, I just...

Put on the Michael Jackson joint.

I just see the vibe.

Hey, body is on.

Like Michael.

They go for the Super Bowl.

Hey.

Are we on?

We on.

Oh.

Hello.

Hello.

G'day. You guys did a mic check? Pause.
We did. In British.
Okay. In British? In British.
It's funny, isn't it? Isn't it? Oh, man. How y'all feeling? Feeling good.
Feeling good. Joe, you look very bundled up, man.
Yeah, right. It ain't that cold in here, my, my nigga.
Everything's so dramatic with this. Bro, just go ahead.
Go ahead, talk. That's nice.
Cashmere? That's why he wore it. Skill man.
You played right into it. That's what I want you to do.
We was ignoring him. Alley-oop.
Fuck that scarf, nigga. Or it's nine degrees outside, and that's one of the only smokers here that actually utilizes that.
Without a jacket, it probably would be nice to have at least a scarf. It's not nine degrees in here.
You're not smoking right now. So the scarf while bundled up sitting here, your fucking neck about to be sweating.
But why? You don't speak for my body temperature. I don't speak for your body temperature.
No, no. You ain't never cuddled.
You gonna be sweaty neck all you want? You never cuddled with me. No, sir.
No, sir. I kept the door locked.
You don't sleepwalk in here. You know how fast I perspire? I don't want to know.
That's good for you. Good one for you.
Yeah, on my body. Fuck you, nigga.
How you doing? I hate this scarf. I'm not going to hold you.
Why? Why is my scarf on you so much? He's like a fucking... Nah, shit's flawed.
It's not... It's sitting in the house, it's not.
It's flawed outside. I want my neck to be worn paws.
Like, why do I even got a... This ain't even something I want to speak to my niggas about.
What the fuck? The way you got it on, nigga, like you're in the Sahara Desert. Nigga, take that shit off, man.
Yeah, it's interesting. You got it on up here, blocking, like on some fashion shit.
Like, you always doing some fashion statement. I wasn't trying to make a fashion statement.
So put it on record. Tie it like how mom used to tie it, nigga.
No, I was fishing for male compliments. Tie it how mom used to tie it.
He got the fly shit with the red. He do with the hat.
Look, it's right under his chin

covering his...

My hat is mad dirty.

It's covered

right under his lip.

Like,

we know that trick,

Nick,

we saw that.

I don't want no smoke

with my body, man.

Take it off.

I don't want no smoke.

At some point

during the show,

my scarf will come off.

All right.

The reveal.

Life altering.

You and Trey

plan on wearing

the same hat like that?

Or is that just

Thank you. will come off.
All right. Good.
The reveal. Life-altering.
You and Trey

plan on wearing

the same hat like that?

Or is that just

some fly shit?

That's my son.

We speak to each other.

I'm going to get you

a number right.

Telepathically.

Yeah, both.

I got you.

Thank you.

And I would appreciate that.

Don't give me nothing

from Burlington, nigga.

Me in the same tech hat, bro.

You was in Burlington for a long time that night when you went over there. I was.
You't give me nothing from Burlington, nigga. Me and the same tech hat, bro.
You was in Burlington

for a long time that night

when you went over there.

I was.

You was getting your shit off

in the aisle 13, nigga.

I wasn't getting my shit off.

Nah, you sure.

Just looking for a pair of jeans

in the aisle 13.

Walking in slow motion.

He had a slice.

I might have went through

the whole McDonald's drive-thru.

Shane smoked.

He was in there

for a while that night.

Oh, man. Got that fly academics gear a while that night.
Oh, man.

Got that fly

academics gear

from 2003.

Yeah.

You bugging.

I got some shit.

Man, it's cool.

You got some pepes?

Jabos.

Oh, man, yo.

Good to see all y'all.

Yeah, good to be seen.

What's poppin'?

Hey, Chit.

Yeah?

I got a problem.

What's your problem?

What's up?

You know, Ish.

Ish is my problem.

Ish's birthday

was last week.

Thank you. What's poppin? I got a problem What's your problem? Ish is my problem Ish's birthday was last week As his friend New friend He had a lot of mans I don't know what category I fit in You're not mans yet? The lowest tier Let me help you It's the lowest possible It's the intern tier of mans'm trying to get in the building.
Yeah, yeah. No, you're leaving me.
Yeah, no, for real. But it's birthday was last week Thursday.
What was fucked up was I knew that and I didn't say happy birthday to him so I guess I'm fouled. Fox.
I know. That's white people shit.
Y'all get away with that. Y'all put us in slavery.
Happy birthday. Salute.
Happy belated, man. Happy belated.
Yeah, man. Thank God you didn't let somebody take charge of the cake.
You know what I'm saying? Niggas would have been out 1,500. We got to get a building cake for this.
Construction work. I have a theme in mind.
Yo, at some point, y'all have to get y'all closure for this cake without her participation. Because she's never going to stand up.
How do you do that? But, Joe,'s a way to get it. You can't do that.
We can't get her participation and send the bread back. I'll be close.
You can get closure without the other person. Beat her back? No.
Unless we charge her. No, Mal, we doing such and such.
We need you. Oh, yeah.
Work it out. Scale back.
I still got his request. No, it timed out.
It expired? Yeah, it expired. Like, yo, she ain't respond to it.
Well, I feel like this weekend might have made up for that a little bit. Careful what you asked for.
Hey, I ain't complaining. Hey, we good? Oh, yeah, good.
What the hell happened this weekend? Oh, we went out to Disney on ice. I bought the whole fam.
Why were you at Disney on Ice? I had a box at Barclays. What type of question is that to even ask a black woman in 2025? Why were you there? I think the insinuation is that I have no children, so why would I be at Disney on the night? Oh, my God.
That's even worse. The insinuation was, I do have children, and I wanted an invite.
Oh. Yeah.
And she had full tickets left. But that sounds a lot different than why were you there.
Blame my head and not my heart. I thought he invited her, and it was more like,

why would you invite her and not the person with the two-year-old? So even more hate.

No, it's all hate.

This is all hate.

But it was your body.

No, listen.

Listen, listen.

She was fired.

Oh, you're going to put a song on that?

I'm not going to hold you?

Auntie Mel?

Listen.

Auntie Mel had laid out.

Mark, please blame my head and not my heart,

because honestly, I invited this one.

He didn't come. Blame my head and not my heart.
honestly, I invited this one. He didn't come.

Blame my head.

Wow.

She threw that off.

Wait, you said honestly?

You went to the black church.

Wait, hold on.

Wait, she turns Canadian when she's on the spot.

Honestly?

Listen.

Mark forgives you.

Okay.

It's fine.

So you invited everybody but Mark?

Because I got invited.

No, that's not.

That's not it.

That's not it. Wait, can you say that? Listen, Disney on Ice, I'm skating right by that.
Look, look, look. Skating right by that.
Big Mark. No.
But I will have another opportunity in the new future. Oh, yeah, we cut that.
Oh, she'll catch you on the makeup. Cut that because, you know, it's the Jameson bit.
Yeah, yeah, cut that. Yeah, I got you on the makeup.
And when he come up, up here, he just get mad. I watch long old shit.
I even watch the night school shit and, like, secretly, he don't talk about like this. I mean, he get a lot of shit on.
It's like he finally free up here. That shit sounds crazy.
He be like, yo, you know, I was watching the news and I feel like... You see my books in the back? Nigga drink his juice like this with his pinky.
I'm here, look how you hold his cup. Look how you sit.
This shit crazy, son. The real mark.
No, it's duality. Thank you.
Cold switcher. Thank you.
Cold switcher?

I thought cold switcher was like an insult.

Nah, it's the other way around.

Cold switcher.

Gotcha.

But yeah, the next time you have tickets or an opportunity for Disney, let me know.

But what made it so good?

I had stuff for the adults as well as the kids.

So Auntie Mel don't play.

You said that.

The kids sat up front, enjoyed the show.

She had anything for them. And then adults was having.
Party back here. Oh, man.
Wow. You had the mushrooms? Somebody did tell me you was event planning now.
I wouldn't say that I was event planning. I am just...
She worked for what's that company? Pear Space. I've got Dr.
Pee. Boy, y'all are...
Look, I ain't got some... We're not doing this.

She got some sidekicks.

She ain't got a sidekick going on.

But they did say you're good at it, though.

The ultra side.

She hit that.

Nah, that shit was fine.

Oh, shit.

She fucking got hosted money fights.

Yo, I got a box. Come through.
That's eight. Hell, if you could come too.
That's eight. First and last invite for you, Mr.
Button. I invited Joe, too.
No, I didn't get invited. I was just teasing Mark.
He did. I did that.
Yes, you did. What invite I got? Hey, officially, you got one.
I was literally sitting here last week and invited and invited you. Wait, you was inviting niggas while I was here? No, Friday.
Oh, I was about to say. Yo, they off.
She invited me on air too. Oh, you can cut.
No, I'm not. Everybody's off a little bit.
Oh, that was... Okay.
I'll stand down. I'll promo it.
This girl. Oh, you had to promo.
What? Show button podcast. Box 12.
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I didn't do it I didn't do it Everybody Spirit World Al Harrington Essence I didn't do it Lifetime Stay far Man Alright yo That was a good finagle Holy shit Ish you should have told us It was your fucking birthday I'm mad about that Ish I really feel like You should should have. That's odd.
That's odd. It is odd.
Only because people said, hey, man, what's going on? What you got going on this week? Nothing. Nothing.
Working. Working.
That would have been the perfect time to say, I ain't doing too much, man. It's my birthday on such and such a day.
What that got to do with the question? Thank you, sir. Well, give me one.
Thank you, sir. Give me give me the name of the self righteous black person from back in the days like you know you got Thurgood Marshall W.E.B.
Du Bois give me one of them niggas like why cause he remind me of one of them niggas but I'm not hitting it with me cause he ain't mention it can he tell yeah but he like on some stand up yeah he like the drop out author or some shit he like at end of the day, people love you.

Thank you.

That is wrong, though.

There is ethics in friendship.

That's wrong.

I'm with Flip.

There is, bro.

My birthday's coming up.

Yeah, you off.

You don't have to say it.

You didn't want to be celebrated?

Yeah.

Niggas love you, bro.

I wanted to celebrate you.

Yeah.

Me too.

So since it was Thursday, we would have done something on Friday.

Me too.

Cupcakes. I like a good reason have done something on Friday.
Cupcakes.

I like a good reason to go out.

Candy.

Cupcakes for a cupcake.

Right.

Muffin for a muffin.

I think this is different, bro.

It's cool, though.

If you pull that shit next year for 50, we're going to jump you.

Oh, no.

We're going to his ass.

You can't do that.

Not for 50. We gonna jump you.
Oh no, we on his ass. You can't do that.
We all going to Portugal.

We out.

Group trip.

Load up the jet.

Portugal it is.

Well,

happy belated birthday, bro.

Thank you.

Happy belated.

50 years old, man.

Cool.

49 of these.

Which,

they gonna round up. Learn all the time.
They gonna round up. It's your 50th year or something.
Yes. 50th year.
You just got to make me 50. Make me 50.
It's cool. Thank you.
You old as hell up here now. How old are you? 44.
Gotcha. Yeah, it sound different now.
It sound a little different than 49. And by the grace of God, I hope to get there.
Well, you look good for 49, 50-ish. You do.
Complimenting you, my nigga, Dad. 49, 50-ish.
Thank you, brother. I appreciate it.
You right there. You might as well just say $50.
You can still get it. You look good for your age.
Oh, shit. I didn't even know.
That's how Ish used to shake the room back in the day. I used to love being there for that moment.
Guess how old I'm at. Yo, who says that? You, nigga.
I was right there. You're back in your eyes, too.
Yes. A Yo It's just Yo the whole room You used to steal the bitches With that one You the best yo I'm 43 Yo you the best Oh my god For real Daddy Yo It's just that nice Cause you don't like You'll never get some Come on you know you're not You can't You can't temper my You can't You can't temper my eyes You can't You can't You can't Nah, watch Go You're the best Nah, go Go Go Nuh-uh No, you can't This niggaickers are fooling you.
Okay.

That's Potter in the world.

No, stop.

No.

I used to get tight and touch you sometimes, nigga.

All right, nigga.

I used to snitch early.

He over the house.

How many times do you think this little trick is going to fly in?

Yo, he mad old.

Oh, my Lord. Oh, my Lord.

Oh, my Lord.

Oh, my God.

All right.

Oh, shit.

Give us some old school shit.

Ooh. Happy belated birthday to my man What y'all thought? Hey I got your love 49 and up, 49 and up to the dance floor.
Drinks a little cheaper for y'all today.

No, no, no, no.

You'll never need another.

49 and up, 49 and up.

You get discounts to the movie?

Yeah, yeah.

That's your bathroom next to the men's and women's.

Two jenders now. The one with the racks and the handles.

By the toilet.

The shield was hot.

All right, wherever you might be listening from, man Baby, don't you know You know that You know me Rest in peace, heavy D, let's go, man I'm trying to love you

I'm trying to show you

I really, really wanna know

I got a funny feeling, honey, that you're kinda digging in Shout to wherever you might be listening from

Always for the ladies, always for the ladies

I know your name, yes I do because your girls told me

I know your love you wanna bet because your hair shows me

But I probably can't stay out of your way Figuring I won't be ignorant It catches the next day When I'm an old man, you know it's your only move But a chosen few South Jersey, what's up, Philly, what's up? I never figured you for the quiet type Tell her where to hold their feet I always thought you was a round-round mama Stirring up crazy confusion

What's the matter huh?

Cat got your tongue

Bossa Mac got your strung

Or maybe I ain't the one

I wanna know

Cause if I don't it's gonna haunt me

Your word up

You got me thinking you want

Philly's finest

You're in your bag, bro

Yeah, man, when it's cold out

Shout out to everybody snuggling out there

Everybody playing footsies out there

All the happy couples out there

All the miserable ones, too

You said Philly's finest?

This is what I'm talking about.

Oh, young girl.

Shout out to all the parents out there.

All the milk and gilts out there.

Oh. All right, how's everybody doing, man?

How y'all doing?

Y'all good?

Y'all good?

Y'all good?

Y'all good, man.

All right, y'all looking good.

You're smelling good.

Happy to be here.

I know for daddy. But who could have a man of love? No, no, no, no.

A man of love.

A man of love.

Nigga shit like silk Yo Wild Wild I wasn't gonna do that I was just gonna start the pod But I didn't wanna disrespect, girl. You wanna be your mother, your father.
This song is another one of those that triggered me and bring back fucking bad memories. I think I might bite for.
You know, powder blue, rockin' with a suit, white, like her. My niggas like her.
She been with me through crime, girl. You put in that top like little lifeless.
Got tight, used to hook you and chill. So I type, plus she cook up a meal Had to hook up for real That's when girl records was poppin' These niggas don't even make girl records no more So I'm good cause I sex, be my Tylenol Best baby, Dolly Vond Shit, the rest of you childish brawls Give me the sex, then I'm tired of y'all So find the next to provide for y'all Yo, this nigga gettin' on so much cap in this shit Yo, all these girls do is give me the sex, and then I'll be sick of them, babe.

Like, that ain't gonna fly.

Girl, dance!

Alright, let my man real give this shit off real quick, and then we'll be back in the brookie.

Hey, girl! Girl, can't do nothing, fuck up that Alright, let my man wrap me this shit off real quick And then we're back in the brookie Here you go Don't stop getting in love It's my heart's been racing on your love And I won't get it up for nothing Cause there's no better Love you guys, you're going crazy You got anything about you, baby You beat your foot Cause there's no better See, that's the problem man, I can tell when I'm around niggas that didn't rush to the dance floor I ain't seen none of these niggas on the dance floor

I ain't gonna hold you

I mean it's some talk we can't have

Cause when the DJ throw the shit on

You niggas didn't rush to the dance floor man hit your bop

it's cool man

i did it enough for everybody man shout out to speed speed birth the bop It's all right, man. You're ice and fish.

It's all right, man.

Nah, you stayed a little stepping,

etois or some shit.

I ain't see you on the dance floor and cheetahs or none of that.

Pink elephant, maybe.

You look like a pink elephant kind of guy.

Nah.

We was in pink elephant.

Shut up, stop fronting.

Bottle started taking over by that time. You was still there.
I know, but niggas wasn't two-stepping. Bottles made niggas forget the two-step.
Yo, you gonna bring money into it somehow. I'm lying? Nope.
No, you're not really lying. Bottles made niggas forget the two-step.
Bottles and sections. Yeah, the bottles was the section.
Yeah, facts. You know what I mean? Girls ain't like them

niggas in the middle of the dance floor sweaty no more.

Come over there and get some of your liquor.

Why you couldn't hit the bop in your section? I did.

There's always so much bop

to do in the section. You gotta be cool on the couch.

Mmm.

You know what I mean? Just move your shoulders.

Minimum. Minimum bop.

Minimum movement. Minimum bop.

No, no sweat. None of that.
You can't go crazy in the section. There you go.
You're going to look nuts. Well, where's the section at? It didn't matter.
It ain't matter. Cheetah's nigga had a section.
I wasn't in no section back then. I mean.
Nigga, I was walking around. I mean.
I was in the back. Playing the bar.
I mean. Upstairs somewhere.
He was in the section is what he's trying to say, but not say it. I didn't see him.
He's trying to stutter you. I know.
He said you was in Gen Pop. He was in Gen Pop.
I was looking around, though. You were dusty.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
That's what he was trying to say. Double hit off.
All right. Look, look.
She's like, yo, that's what he was saying. Right.
That's what he was saying. Little hundred seventy-175 bottles of Grey Goose back there.
I was in chaos, too. Really? On the top level? Stunned on you again.
He like, oh, shit, it was a top level? No, it was definitely a top level. A little on.
Sorry. You was in on.
I was in all of them. You was? I remember you in the 12.
I was in absolutely all of them. I remember them.
You was in Griffin's? Is the point, man. Yeah.
Come on. That's new? Tell me.
Yeah, that's a little late. That's later.
That's a decade or two later. One-o.
You know, all that. Yes.
Sorry. I'm just trying to keep up with you old niggas.
I mean, Lotus and all of that, man. A little lightweight.
All right, we reminisce.

What episode is this?

793.

Butter.

You always have a butter.

You were there, too.

I was in butter.

Everybody wasn't getting in that butter, though.

Thanks.

Y'all are hoes.

Y'all just been outside tenured.

You too.

I was outside learning and working. It was a learning on a job situation.
Got you. What episode is this? 793.
Welcome to episode 793 of the Joe Budden Podcast, brought to you by, fueled by, powered by, prize pigs, prize pigs gang. I'm your humble, grateful, gracious, and highly favored fully dressed host Joe Button here with a few really amazing people to my right.
Big Mel Ford is in the building. Y'all know the vibes.
Queens flip. Queens get the money.
King Wawa Ish is here. Birthday boy himself.
Big Freeze is here. Elizabeth's finest.
Dr. Mark Lamont Hill, you know the vibes.
Elmira's finest. Parks is here.
Poe is here. Corey is here Elizabeth's finest Dr.
Mark Lamont Hill You know the vibes Elmira's finest Parks is here Poe is here Corey is here Trey is over here I love you Fucking who's back there Erickson is here Ian is here Keeb is here Tanner and Savon are here By remote and last But certainly not least Each and every one of you guys Are out there Tanner I'm so sorry The longest What happened What happened? Detroit Lions. Oh, yeah.
It's our guy, man. Yeah, they got their asses handed to him.
Did they get their asses handed to him? It was a good game. It was a good game.
It was a good game. It was a good game.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, that first half was amazing, but you could feel the pull away. Yeah.
They still had a chance until. Nah, it was just the turnovers.
I looked up and said, you let them score 21 points In the first quarter is not championship Championship football I knew they wasn't they was determined Because them niggas was going forward on fourth downs Like nothing they was like yo we not Leaving nothing on the board that's kind of the new Thing yeah it is I'm're going to start with it. Right this second, but Tanner, our heart goes out to you and all the Lions fans out there.

Word.

All right, what's up?

Come on, let's get right to it.

I feel like that was the longest intro in the world.

Nah.

All right, great.

We've had longer.

Great, great, great, great.

All right, come on.

We got a new president.

Come on.

Look, Mark came in hot, wrote it on the board big.

That's all he wrote, too. Yeah, that's all he wrote.
Inauguration, Nelly Ross Snoop. And then sat down.
That's two more than 90% of this room, for the record. Oh, no, I'm just talking about the vigor in which you...
Yes. Yeah.
I write the shit that I think we might not, you know what I mean, focus on today. I want to make sure we focused on it because we got a new president.
It's been a crazy week.

It's been a crazy week.

I was frustrated with the weekend.

But yesterday, Donald Trump became president again.

He was he was 45.

Now he's 47.

And he also had a real big day.

He signed a bunch of stuff, signed a bunch of executive orders, changed the law, changed

some laws, did some new shit.

It was just a wild day.

And I think cats is getting ready for the next four years, that's it. Y'all excited? Yeah.
It's business as usual. I know the rich people are excited.
I feel like you're holding back on us. I'm trying not to say too much.
I got thoughts, but I'm just saying, man. None of us, leaders.
This your film. We don't have any thoughts about it.
Did you watch the entire thing? Yeah, I watched it. He was there.
Y'all watch that shit? Yes, they watch it. No, I couldn't.
I hate Trump, but here's ratings. I read the transcripts because I was tied up, but I thought it was exactly what you think it would be.
Donald Trump came in the office doing exactly what he said he was going to do, and he signed executive orders to change laws or to change the reality on the ground just like he said he was. So he comes out swinging in his speech.
You had Elon Musk doing what looked like a Hitler salute to me, but you know. No, that's what it was.
Yeah, it was what it looked like to me. He said he was throwing, I'm not going to do it.
No, fuck that. He said he was throwing his heart out to people, but it...
In the worst way possible, if that's what he was doing. That was crazy.
He was giving honesty for sure. He grunted when he did it.
He did. He made a noise.
Yeah, he made a noise. I mean this shit.
Yeah. His face changed.
He was dead ass. I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt at first.
Why? Because I was like, who would be dumb enough to do a Nazi salute on day one? Hold on a second, dumb enough. A billion dollars.

Yeah, exactly. Then I'll watch it again.

Yeah, he could do whatever the fuck he wants. And Trump has basically

made him more

important than the vice president.

And that's really a shame. But he

signed laws to get us out of the climate deal

meaning we're not going to be dealing with

environmental justice anymore. He took us out of the World Health

Organization, which takes us in a lot of weird ways.

He declared, you know, genders

male and woman, male, female, there's only

two, or sexes. He said that there, he got rid of, he made DEI basically illegal.
He put the death penalty back on the table for federal crimes. I mean, he just did a lot of the stuff that he's been talking about.
He called for an emergency at the border, meaning you can get arrested again. He got rid of what you call a catch and release.

So now people who come across the border can be held.

They can be detained.

They can be separated from their families.

I mean, he did like 50 things.

He also pardoned everybody from January 6th.

All the rioters.

Everybody.

Every single one of them.

Every single one of them.

And Joe Biden stepped in and was trying to preemptively do some stuff.

So he pardoned Fauci. Yeah.
And Fauci wasn't even charged with nothing. Well, he was preemptive.
His whole family. Pardon his whole family.
His whole family, the January 6th commission. So it's just been a lot of moves in the last 24 hours.
And I want people who said, look, I don't want Kamala. Fine.
I'm past that. Whatever you think, whatever you do, you do.
But the pressure has to still be applied. Even if you think Trump was better than Kamala, you still got to apply pressure to Trump.
Because if you don't want Kamala, fine. I'm past that, right? Whatever you think, whatever you do, you do.
But the pressure has to still be applied. Even if you think Trump was better than Kamala, you still got to apply pressure to Trump because if you don't watch him, the next four years are going to be tough.
If you don't watch any politician, if you don't watch any president, you're going to have problems. We got to pay attention to what's going on so everybody don't wait to the next presidential election.
Pay attention now. Pay attention to everything that's happening because there's a lot of...
Well, he said this is the last one. There'll be no more.
That's true. He's the last one.
Yo, it's wild. It's wild.
How are you guys feeling? Are y'all sad now? Why y'all look quiet and mute in the face? I think all them niggas is crooks. And I think that, again, I've said up here a million times, we can't really count on any politicians to save us.
You got to save yourself. You got to do what's best for you and your family.
Taking the information, I think now more than ever, we need to start reading and taking heat to some of the laws that are being passed and how they affect us and how we can move around. But they all ain't shit.
Like, I don't like the pardons that Biden did. I don't like the pardons that Trump did.
I think it's just, again, two different wings on the same bird. They might have different lobbyists and different agendas, but I think they all for sale.
Like, California's on fire right now. You got a president that's saying, drill, baby, drill.
Like, there's no relationship between fossil fuels and what's happening. And also removing us from the climate deal.
That's not acknowledging that climate change is directly, indirectly related to what's happening in California. But he hates California anyways.
He's like, y'all didn't vote for me? Fuck you. Burn to the ground.
Exactly. He's expressed conditional relief being sent to them.
And I don't know what the condition is, but the fact that there's a condition. He's expressed conditional relief being sent to them.

And I don't know what the condition is,

but the fact that there's a condition is...

He's petty.

Petty isn't even.

He might be the pettiest president we've ever...

He might be the pettiest person

we've ever seen in public office.

Just crazy.

Bad time for it,

but I've been laughing at Gulf of America

still for today.

That shit's funny.

That shit's funny.

I fuck with it.

It may be a bad time to say it, but...

That's fucking...

Then he put in

a different name.

An official name.

I forgot the name

of where I find it,

but it ain't

Gulf of America,

some other shit

he changed it to.

But that shit is funny.

Like, I think that

giving somebody

like him power

is scary.

And then your man Elon

who seemingly

don't give a fuck and not feel like I could do and say whatever I want to do and say because I'm rich, it's just a compounded thing. And racist.
Yeah. They don't even pretend not to be.
Yeah, like that. Nowadays, like the rich people just be like, so? Right.
What you gonna do, so? Right. I don't give a fuck, so? What should we do as black people? I feel like black people's protest really was to not tune in because it was held on MLK Day.
Yeah. Which was.
Right. Which sucks.
I saw the pastor from Detroit, Lorenzo Sewell. That handkerchief head, man.
Yeah, man. Jesus.
You know, kind of Kinda I was laughing at him Me too He was quoting Some of Dr. King's He gave the whole speech Yeah he was And then he was doing A lot of theatrics And Trump was right there Smiling and laughing Like just laughing at him That's how I felt I mean It's just Did you read the faces Of everybody behind him Say that again Did you read the faces Of all the people Behind behind him? I did.
I did read the faces of everybody behind him. That's a telltale.
Yeah. Trump was smiling.
Elon was just shucking and jiving and handboating it. I mean, the next four years is about to be crazy, and I feel like I agree with you, Ish.
You don't get your shit in order, man. You went for a long ride and a long day.
I do have a question for you, Mark. The executive order that he signed pertains to the genders.
How does that translate to society? What happens now? Basically rolled back all LGBTQ rights. At the federal level, yeah.
Because if somebody's gender nonconforming or someone is trans, they can say that if your biology determines your gender, if your sex determines your gender, then it makes it harder to make certain lawsuits. It makes it hard to have certain policies.
They're going to lose that fight long term. There's a couple of things Trump did that aren't going to work.
But sometimes Trump does stuff not because it's going to work, but because it makes his base excited. Sure.
Got it. So he can sign a bill tomorrow, like slavery's back in effect.
It ain't going to work, but a does stuff not because it's going to work but because it makes his base excited true got it so if you he could sign a bill tomorrow like slavery's back in effect it ain't gonna work but a whole bunch of people gonna be hype and for him that's worth it got you yeah so like this year with the 14th amendment i don't think it's gonna stick but exactly birthright citizenship birthright citizenship shit which basically states that um the mother and father could illegals, but if your kids are born here,

then they are American citizens.

He denounced that shit

and signed a bill banning it,

but I don't think it'll ever stick,

but he tried it.

Because they're going to fight,

a lot of your workers are going to fight that.

Oh.

Shit.

Sayonara, brother.

Shit.

Because he did say mass deportation, and it's us. Jersey, what's your block? I don't have a block.
Mass deportation is starting. That ass.
It said Houston, fucking Chicago, Ish Hood. Senor Ish.
Ish Hood. It said Ish Hood.
No, the crazy shit is that he picked certain countries. Right.
Like, that's the funny shit. And that's the racial piece.
So fuck the Russians that come here illegally. Fuck the Serbians.
Fuck the Albanians. Fuck all of the Eastern European countries that come here and do mad crime and mad criminal shit.
You only focused on the blacks and the South Americans. And that be the gangster shit.
When people be talking about immigration, I be like, yo, suck my dick. Because y'all not, y'all only talking about brown people and black people.
Y'all not talking about immigration. He did the same thing to refugees.
I mean, he's not worried about refugees from Norway. Yeah, you don't care about the white refugees.
He's talking about Arabs. That's it.
Yeah. So.
He's moving. So based on that, how does somebody like Snoop? And I'm pulling out Snoop in particular.
Because of the video that he made, what? Four years ago. I don't respect that much from Rick Ross.
No disrespect. But he says, I'm about this bread.
You know what I mean? I'm not even that mad at Nelly, because after watching Nelly talk about it, it seemed like Nelly believes in the presidency and actually supported Trump. So it's not that much of a contradiction.
But when I see Snoop stand up and say fuck Trump and I hear him stand up and say anybody that performs at the inauguration is a coon. Sambo.
Yeah a Sambo. And then I see him performing at the inauguration.
But that wasn't the inauguration. It wasn't the inauguration.
Well, it was the party the day before. It was a crypto thing, a crypto event a few days before.
And Snoop is heavy into the crypto world. So that did align with his brand, one.
Two, and I said this when we saw Chef G, Sleepy Hollow, a lot of these dudes coming out for Trump Kododak Black, who had legal issues that he kind of worked away with. We did see Snoop a couple years ago thanking Trump for partnering Hario, who was the original founder of Defro Records, which Snoop now owns.
It could be, dog, a lot of that, once you get up to that level, a lot of that shit is transactional business. business so you did me a favor over here now when y'all call back and say yo remember we did this for you we need you to do this a lot of niggas are going to do that i think it's a little deeper than that i think that um in my in my observation not my opinion but in my observation motherfuckersers was displeased with how Biden ran the last four years.

And I think a lot of black men in particular made the transition from fuck Trump to I'm riding with him.

I know niggas that did it.

Like I've had arguments and conversations with a bunch of people that was off Trump.

Biden gave us four years of shit that people couldn't necessarily see tangible benefits of anything that the administration did. And so they stay on a Trump train.
Let me ask a question. I pose this question on Twitter.
And I'm going to ask it here to y'all. If you knew that popping out for Trump could get you or somebody close to you released, pardoned, would you do it?

It depends for me.

What does it depend on?

Am I fly with the nigga in jail?

Yes.

Like it's your bestie.

One of your peoples.

But did he do it?

Don't matter.

No, it doesn't matter.

How much time do you got left?

That doesn't matter.

He's in it for life. He got kids? Yes.
Do I like those kids? No, no. It depends, man.
I'm talking shit, but I don't know. My answer to that is I don't know.
And I think that's most people's real answer is I don't know. But I watch a lot of people.
So as you see somebody stand up there, it's like, how dare you? How dare you? How dare you? Not really knowing why they did it. There's a lot of people that jumped out for Trump.
I named a couple who we know had Wayne. When Wayne stood next to Trump, everybody was like, how dare you? How dare you? Even though Wayne does appear to be tone deaf at times in certain situations.
But Wayne was facing 10 years. Got that part and didn't have to go to prison.
If I'm looking at 10 years, if a lot of people are looking at 10 years and he say, yo, come take this picture, come stand next to me, you don't do them 10 years, a lot of people is going to do that. Nigga, I'm doing it.
I'm telling you right now, if I'm looking at 10 months. I'm looking at 10 minutes.
I would be on that stage. That's different.
This is loaded a little bit. This is loaded a little bit because I don't think all you niggas out there, the jail heads and the people with ties to the jail heads should just be predominantly speaking for how black people rights, how black people are supposed to feel about this.
We could recognize that, oh, y'all doing some transactional shit and judge you based on that. Because I was about to say that sets us back eons.
And I'm shocked that you said that because you speak for progression. So if everybody got a price and all we got to do is either give you some money or show you a thing where you're going to benefit.
And we got you in pocket. Nothing changes.

Yes and no. Let me just add on.
Nothing changes. And that was my problem way back when Homeboy was talking about, yeah, I went to jail and my mugshot T-shirt is what is relating to and raising my vote amongst blacks.
It's like, okay, maybe, but we have a problem with you viewing what we already think you

were bigot and a racist and all this shit. And now you keep correlating these jail and low-life three-fifths of a man type views to all.
And all ain't rocking with that. But no, but then when you hear people up here like a platform like us, no disrespecting nobody, but when you hear all of us

that are in a decent position,

all of us are educated people,

and we say,

yo, I would have did the same shit.

It lends credence

to everything that he's saying.

Like, all I got to do...

Everybody has a number

and can be bossed.

Not just that,

but a lot of people...

So would the principal thing for me

be just sitting in prison for 10 years?

No, what I'm saying...

People genuinely feel that way.

I'm not dissonant.

A lot of people will talk, but being put in that position, you act totally differently with a lot of shit. We had a snitch and talk all the time.
I'm not disagreeing. Niggas will say what they won't do, won't do, won't do, and there's a good, not saying y'all would.
And that shit just be podcast talk. Listen, I don't want us to speak from this type of like New York privilege.
I see what a $9 congestive pricing did to the community. I was in the city yesterday.
So if there's people that are like, you know what? Fuck Trump. Fuck that administration, Elon Musk, and all of that.
However, I'm gonna buckle up, get low, and try to get as much coin as I can in the next four years. Like, there's people that don't have a political horse in the race that ain't really thinking as deeply about this that's just like, all right, I see what shit you see.
Anything that can spike is spiking. Like...
Damn, you see that Trump coin shit he... The Trump coin, the other coin, the Hawk Tua coin.
That's a joke. That's a joke.
That little bitch still on the run. She ain't Hawk Tour since.
She's on the air. Yeah, she's on the air.
But I'm just saying, it's some people that's like, all right, I'm going to try to get all the money I can. And I'm not mad at that.
My thing is this, like if we really, if we really. Nelly could have went and did another show though.
If we really say we want change, right? As a people, we really, really want change. Then if we really want change, we got to stop being for sale.
Like we talk about the colonization in Africa. I agree.
We talking about all the shit, but the second that somebody gives us something that's beneficial or something that we bite, we take it, and we run. So do we really want change? Yeah, but I think there's a difference between money and and trying to avoid prison but for me the issue is actually no but i don't i'm not i'm not taking issue with transactional behavior in general it's like what's the transaction so um when it comes to for example wayne i'm not mad that wayne ducked 10 years way Wayne stood on that Trump side pre going to jail.

But let's say he didn't.

Let's say he decided on that day that I don't want to do 10 years.

So I'm going to stay here looking like a hostage with my thumb up standing next to Trump like he did.

I'm cool with that.

But the difference is we are able to talk about the fact of why Wayne did it.

I don't have an issue with Snoop saying, look, he got Harry.

Oh, I don't think that's a good enough reason. But if I did, then he owes it to us to tell us that's what he did.
It's very clear. No one doubts why Wayne did it.
So my issue is Nelly changed his mind. Or I'm sorry, Nelly has an opinion about Trump.
I saw the whole Nelly interview. Shout out to Willie D.
Willie D. I love his shit.
That's my man. And he said it very clearly.
He's like, fuck Biden. I don't have an issue with Trump.
I support Trump, basically. And I respect the presidency.
I respect his office. So if you feel like that, I disagree with him, but it's not unprincipled for him to perform at the inauguration.
My only issue is don't tell everybody it's fucked up to do X, and then you do X, and just pretend it didn't happen you got it you got you got some explaining to do because we follow you just like if tomorrow i stood up for trump and i said well yeah you got my cousin out of prison who's doing like i'm gonna tell you that's why that's what i'm saying just tell me why otherwise it looks like you sold out you know i mean as opposed to you made a strategic decision because ultimately lil wayne or kodak black or or whoever shouldn't be swaying. Who they vote for shouldn't matter for us anyway.
What if some of these performance agreements come with a little paperwork that you got to sign? Can't talk. That's interesting.
Not just that. Why does Snoop owe an explanation? Well, he just said.
Because he told us not to. If he hadn't said shit, then he don't owe me nothing.
But you can't stand on a public platform and say I don't want to see none of y'all niggas at inauguration. I don't want to see none of y'all yes master you a coon if you support him and then the next week do it.
No you do it. He did it four years later.
Four years later. But there was no explanation then tell me that.
He got to. But I think that's the problem though Mark.
I think the problem is that people are looking to figures for the answer or to sway them. You have to think for yourself.
I don't think that I think that's the problem, though, Mark. I think the problem is that people are looking to figures for the answer or to sway them.

You have to think for yourself.

I think that if he made that decision, you can change your mind.

Things happen in real time that makes you change your mind.

Then tell me that.

Or don't tell me shit from the beginning.

That's what I'm saying.

I think we have too much expectations of celebrities and public figures.

There's too much expectations. Like today, we could come up here, seven, eight people up here, and we could say, yo, we feel X.
And in four years, we could say, we feel Y. So we felt strongly in 2025 about something.
And then in 2029, we could feel a totally different way. But do you see the difference? In your example, first I said this, and then four years later, I said that.
My issue would be if you said this, and then four years later, I found out that you did that without saying anything. Once you start talking, and you have a public, I'm saying you owe it to the people who follow you to be responsible and tell them something different.
Don't let me sit up here and say, fuck Donald Trump, fuck Donald Trump, every week on the Joe Button Podcast, and then they check my voting records in four years and they find out I voted for him. I owe y'all something.

Yeah, but that was happening.

And it's fucked up.

Yo, a whole lot of happening.

Hey, yo, listen, I'm going to give you an example with me.

Like, I know I make a lot of the migrant jokes up here

and stuff like that, but initially,

some of my family from Haiti, you know,

extended family, benefited off of that, right?

And then now, when everything is plastered on the television, it sways you. Oh, that happened? Oh, they're setting people on fire? Oh, they're doing this? You're going into the city, and there's just a lot of shit that can change your mind in real time.
So then when Trump comes out, out of respect for my mom, I don't really speak about politics. But when Trump comes out and says, yo, things can go back to how they were when I get back, you know, when I get in office.
It can sway

you, okay, it can sway your

opinion in real time.

I think it's possible, and

I don't know shit about shit. I think it's possible

that Snoop may be

in rooms today that weren't accessible

to him four years ago.

I think with

the taxes

going up and up and

up, I think niggas is out here

again, getting to whatever bag they can. Snoop plays political for the most part, but you see him on ponies at the shit.
You see him at F1. Wimbledon.
Snoop is the Shaquille O'Neal of rap. So that crypto ball, you know what crypto is doing.
You know they paying 100x what you would typically get. I'm just saying, you asking a lot of people.
Just go on Instagram. Just go on Instagram.
You know what? I'm here because of blah, blah, blah, blah. No.
Now you're cutting off a good portion. Yo, Snoop's fan base today, it might be them Than us today So then what So then what So then what What's the harm in saying Yo I'm out here to crypto ball Because I support crypto I'm non-political I'm just here to support crypto What's the harm in not saying it It's nothing that y'all opinions Is going to do to alter Where I'm at Or what I'm doing Or who I'm talking to Because you Because you jumped out The window already You are Four years ago Yes It changed my nigga People follow you Right So if it changed tell me Or don't say shit I'm talking to.
Because you jumped out the window already. Four years ago.

Yes.

It changed, my nigga.

People follow you.

Right.

So if it changed, tell me or don't say shit from the beginning.

You said people follow you.

And I got a lot of new people that follow me maybe from the other side.

I think he reserved the right to do whatever he want.

And I think people reserved the right to view him a certain way afterward if that's what they want to do.

It don't always need to be a conversation. Sometimes people tell you things through their actions.
His actions look like he'd do anything for a bag. That's how people are reading it.
And he just might. Yo, let me tell you something.
In the next four years, we're going to be calling a lot more people sellouts. This is the tip of the iceberg.
Y'all want to talk about Snoop Nelly and fucking Soldier Boy. This is going to be a repeated, continuous thing where people are making decisions that is going to look a little way with the optic, but they got a bag that's once in a lifetime and it'll never happen like this again.
Listen, man, people doing what they got to do for them. I mean, yes, we reserve the right to say something about it.
Judge them if you want. But at the end of the day, they making that decision.
Like you said, yo, I might not never see this back again. I'm going to take it.
Let me ask you a question. Some people are going to take that back.
Joe, let me ask you a question. You talk about being independent, having your own business, et cetera.
If tomorrow you decided to sign a big contract with Spotify or tomorrow you decided to sign a big deal with Def Jam, everybody who watches you is going to be like, what the fuck is he doing? You wouldn't feel an obligation to tell the audience why you made that choice. I'm not talking about the choice.
I'm talking about... I think he would.
I think he would. I'm going to answer that honestly.
I don't think he would at all. I do.
I'm on both sides of that. I'm on...
I don't feel like I have to divulge my business dealings with my audience. Or your reasoning.
And two, I think naturally who I am, that would come out of me, Paul. Gotcha.
That's his makeup. That's the makeup of how he does this.
I wouldn't say to myself, hey, I have to do this because my fans are old, yada, yada, yada. I would just do that instinctually because that's kind of what I do.
And you built your brand on somewhat transparent. Transparency.
Yeah. Gotcha.
Yo, listen, it's a really slippery slope. Like one of my dudes from Baltimore,

I kind of met him

through the pod.

He runs a non-profit

in Baltimore.

Real positive black dude.

Dope.

He hit me and he said,

yo, I'm having mixed feelings.

He said, yo,

he bought some of the Trump coin.

He said he was in class

on Saturday

and one of the dudes

in his class started crying.

And he said,

he's looking at the nigga

like he crazy. Like, yo, you all right? He said the dude showed him his phone.
He was up $307,000. In one day.
He said yo, that's when the shit was at $7. He said I took my last $23,000 and I bought that shit.
He said yo, by the night he was up $80,000 in profit. He said yo, he's having mixed feelings because it called Trump coin.
I said, nigga, are you fucking stupid? You better get that money. So I don't give a fuck if Trump was the incentive on getting the money, long as you ain't giving it back to Trump-type agendas.
If that's your stance, get that money. That shit.
That's it. Hawk Tua, girl.
Give me a call. Word.
Dead ass. Call me up, Hawk Tua.
Let's talk about things. Saturday night, that shit was in the 20s.
Nigga, Sunday, that shit shot to $70. Mark, you ain't get no Trump coin? No.
I ain't get none either. I would.
But y'all standing on principle and not getting it? It's not a principle. No, hell no.
I was trying to get it. I just couldn't get this shit.
I just couldn't get exercise. Ice called me Saturday night.
Yo, you heard this shit? Yo. I could get y'all the Trump Air Force Ones.
Nah, I'm just kidding. I don't even see this.
I'm about the coin. Trump Watch.
By the way, why I can't get it? It was hard. Because they're not like that.
One, it was kind of hard to get. And then two, it was unbeknownst to most people.
I just didn't get a hooper spot. I'm going to get the Trump coin.
And it's no, the hookup on the Trump coin won't serve it at ICE. ICE is the first person that told me about Trump coin.
Gee, he stayed looking out for you. I didn't know nothing about it.
After you left, I'm like, all right. Wow.
Can I add one more layer to this real quick? Did you make sure you got back to his call? I'm sorry, guys. No, go ahead.
No, go ahead. I was going to say, Chris at Michelle, that's the other thing I hate about all of this, is that she got roasted.
Roasted four years ago. She got kicked off her label.
Her career was demolished. Her career is over.
Yeah. And because she performed at inauguration.
I mean, she literally got dropped from her label. People mock her.
She can't get money. And I don't think one thing is going to happen to Snoop, Ross, Nelly, or Soulja.
I'm not saying it should. I'm saying I wish Chrisette Michelle would have gotten the same grace as everybody else.
I think a lot has changed since that inauguration and this inauguration, bro. Chrisette Michelle doesn't have 30 years of hits.
Yeah. With all due respect to Chris and Michelle.
I wasn't trying to... Y'all doing it the nice way of what I want.
Okay. You doing that shit again, that mumbling shit, what? Because I've seen the internet been saying that with the whole Chris and Michelle thing.
Keep the same you had for Chrissette Michelle. Chrissette Michelle, with all due respect, I think we were label mates at one point.
One of the most angelic voices out there. This is not to speak to her talent.
Her career was over before she made that statement. She was cancelled way before that.
Her career was done before that statement, before that performance

was done. Wait, career being over and canceled are two

different things. Why do you say canceled before that?

I'm just saying the same shit. He's saying what I'm saying.

Her career was done.

She hit it all.

I'm saying before that,

before they called themselves canceling her,

she was already.

For the most part, kaputs.

But she could still make a living, you know what I mean? She could be on the chitlin circuit. Don't step on kaputs.
Kaputs. Because it's a thing.
So, yeah, I'm sure there was some added to that afterward. But I just don't think it's a fair comp to Ross.
No, I think it is a fair comp. I'm talking about how we're talking about her.
Not the impact.

If this was four years ago,

and Nelly Ross and Snoop did that inauguration,

I think they faced the same level of shit.

You think they got kicked off the label?

No, but Snoop owns the label.

But I think they would have gotten the same scrutiny.

I don't think Nelly's on the label.

That's what I'm saying.

Them niggas would have gotten mad scrutiny.

Today, people feel differently about Donald Trump

than they did four years ago. That's what we not acknowledging.
And I think them niggas still caught heat. I think they caught some heat.
They did. They caught a little heat.
They caught a little. Not nothing damaging.
Four years ago, them niggas would have been in the oven. Yeah.
I don't think so. Yo, there's no such thing as an oven now when they put them five, four white people in the picture and it added up to a mega gazillion, trillion dollars.
There is no... Nigga, I posted...
The relationships that y'all keep telling, and not y'all because I'm down with it, but that we keep telling people to distance themselves from are the ones that are going to continue to get these people more paid than they've ever been. That's true.
So they're willing to stand on the front line

with however you poor people feel.

I just posted an article the other day.

I read some shit.

They said the 40 richest white people in America

have more money, 400, pardon me,

400 richest white people in America

have more wealth than every black person in the entire country put together. 400 motherfuckers have more money than 41 million people.
That's crazy. Like, dog, what we talking about? So our little, we shall overcome, that shit ain't going nowhere.
They had like a 300-year head start.

No, the 500-year, really, if you

want to keep it a buck. And everybody got their

reparations except for black people.

And then they said, yo, the top

1,000. It was giving out land.
There was a lot going on.

No, I'm not just a girl.

It was selling out.

There was a lot going on as to why we

are in the deficit.

And they said the top

1,000 white people

have more cumulative wealth

Thank you. on as to why we are in the deficit.
And they said the top 1,000 white people have more cumulative wealth than every Hispanic person and black person put together in the entire country. My nigga, it's a different game being played.
It's a totally different game being played. So we could look at them niggas, they look at us like ants.
To be totally honest with you, now you walk down the street you step on an ant, we don't think nothing of it.

I don't do that. I don't do that.

I don't do that at all. I'm pro-life for bugs

and insects. I put the mice

outside if I catch one. I don't kill them.

You're my son. When you

started doing this, you weren't lying.

You knew I was like that.

You heard my melody.

Read about my life in the papers. Anyway, but yo, dog, they look at this just like that.
How we look at deer or some shit. You know what I'm saying? Niggas just kill a deer like it's nothing.
That's how they look at this, like collateral damage. Oh, 5,000 people? Oh, okay.
Like it ain't about nothing. If it's going to mean me getting some more spanky.
So again, I just see... Mark, everybody wouldn't have made the bold choice that you made with your last gig and how that worked out.
At all. Everybody wouldn't have made that choice.
At all. Only you and Amanda.
And I don't ever expect anybody to make the choice that I make. All I tell people...
But again, if I was to stand up tomorrow and say the opposite of what I said that day I think I owe some I got some people I got some explaining to do That's all That's my only thing Is just be consistent You can either not say shit Or you can say something And stand on it Y'all being too serious For me today Only you And Amanda Seals And y'all just kept She might have She might have said Some shit I ain't know about That's my. She texted me last time we was talking bad about her up here.

She's hitting the text.

I'm going to fuck ice up.

Some shit reading me.

Man, that's somebody I've known for so long.

I would think that.

Well, I might be lying.

She definitely texted me.

I don't want to quote the text, but I'll get another text.

Too late.

You already are.

Ah, fuck.

Nah, I love her, man.

I love her, man.

That's my sister.

Listen, Nelly told y'all, Bill Gates, Donald Trump, let me in. He told y'all.
Yeah, he wasn't unclear. He told y'all that in 01.
And now y'all sitting here 24 years later. I forgot he said Donald Trump.
Yeah, well, we're here to all them rappers were saying Trump dick back then. Why y'all letting facts? Celebrity apprentice, nigga.
I know he was. That's y'all that be letting rappers dictate your fucking, yeah, whatever.
Yo, nigga, it's you watching Celebrity Apprentice. Who? You.
Nah, I watch a regular Apprentice. You wanna go on one of them celebrity real shows? No, I don't.
Yes, you do. I'm far from it.
It's Smallberry. You be lit on that shit.
Licking his lips at the whole... Hey, thank you, Sharon.
Thank you Thank you for having me Yo look at this stupid nigga face You were trying to compliment the women Giving them nicknames in real time Yo you a good talker Sharon be Shasha What do y'all think about the TikTok shit? I think that they're pulling a move. The move was pulled already.
Yeah. Yo, everything for the next four years is a move.
Are we going to stop and have the they pulling a move talk every time a move happened? I made this analogy the other day. This is like that bump shit Corey and his man did.
We was playing Spades in Costa Rica. When you don't win, you can't change the deck.

True.

So now the cards is all stuck together, but they keep going your way,

and the fucking losers just got to sit there

and play with the nasty deck

with no spades coming your way

for the next four hours.

That's what the next four years is.

It's going to be.

Yeah.

A whole lot. Stay low.
Mind

your business.

Plan.

Get healthy.

Read.

Get educated.

Save. Stack.
Love on

your people. Talk to your people.

Communicate with your people.

That's real. Pretty much.
Yeah. Get you.
This is what Big Mama used to fucking write some shit on the fridge that you had to read. Yeah, nigga, go get healthy.
Go get right. Watch the mediums of which you consume things.
I've been saying for a while, some of that shit is there intentionally, and that little Nazi shit just drove that point home for me. Like, oh, exactly, bitch.
That's a pretty slick move, shitting on media and raising questions about everything we read. Rightfully so, maybe, maybe not.
Only then to get the entire social media behind you, and it's even more fucking disinformation out there. That's a fucking play.
A long play. A long play.
These niggas control your goods, services, your food, your water. I mean, y'all talking about protesting.
Man, she's getting real. Hey, better fast.
Better fast. Voluntarily.
Yeah, ramen on.iggas are having you fasted involuntarily. You're starving out of this bitch.
I'm telling you, dog. Yes, get back to one meal every two and three days.
They about to start putting shit in the air. Yeah, yeah.
About to start. They already was doing that.
No comment. I mean, I don't want to get sued.
I'm just saying, whatever trick you can think of It's being played It's already being played Save your tweet They making money off that too Facts These niggas is on X protesting Protesting Seriously I came in here and asked y'all a few months ago What y'all think of these fucking Tesla truck owners. I've been egging them shits all week.
Don't come around me with one of them little Tesla lunchboxes, dog. I'm letting you know.
I'm egging that shit. And you better hope I don't got a wire hang on me.
But times have changed. I don't.
What do you want to do with the wire hang? What? Breaking it or scratch it? Anything, nigga. I ain't trying to get that shit.
They got cameras outside that shit. You know that.
I wouldn't give a fuck. What's outside this? They got masks.
I can see Joe right now, nigga. I got masks.
There go Joe again. There you go.
Egg and Cybertrucks is funny. It is.
Yeah. Egg and anything is funny.
And booing at places is funny too. Are you a booer? Sometimes.
No, you're a booer. I can tell you.
Not Joe. I don't think.
Joe respects the craft and art too much to boo someone. Nah, sometimes that's why you boo.
Really? Yeah, because you respect the craft and art so much. I love booing.
What you up there doing? Like, boo somebody where? Joe, you don't boo, Joe. Stop it.
I absolutely love to boo. A show or something? You boo niggas? If it's called for.
Booing somebody at a show is crazy. That's what I'm saying.
You don't get it. Y'all wouldn't boo the show? No.
No. No, nigga.
No, nice. Maybe a comedian.
Did I pay? So then, yes. I was thinking music when I said no, but I'm thinking it through.
Maybe a comedian. Maybe.
The Sixers? Yeah? I never boo. You don't boo the opponents? You ain't boo at all during the 10-1 season? Boo an opponent? No, not really, no.
10-1 season? Bullshit. The only time I ever booed a game was Ben Simmons.
So you're down with us. Why do you keep, y'all do this word soup shit when y'all just agree with us.
You would boo somewhere. I'm only talking about music I don't boo, because I was about to craft and the art of it.
I couldn't boo somebody because they didn't play well or sing well. What if someone does some fuck shit? If somebody disrespected the craft of performing and showmanship, then I'm booing them.
Did some foul shit on stage. Let's see what that is like.
Yo, during the Jada and Bean's beef, if you was at a show and Jada did this in Philly would you boo?

Oh that's good.

Uh oh.

We got him.

Yeah you got me.

We got him.

You would boo.

If you was waiting

in an arena

for three hours

before an act came out

and they came out

and did two songs

and bounced

you wouldn't boo?

Lauryn Hill did something

to me like that basically.

Oh I knew that's what you did.

And I didn't boo her.

I wasn't happy but I didn't boo. That was like I know she's the poster child for that But rappers are good for that Yeah Her shit was egregious But it was really bad Rappers are good for At least there was space in there Y'all had elbow room to boo At that Lauren shit When y'all was waiting The rappers should be 400 cap Now you're sitting waiting in SOBs for two and a half hours.
And he right downstairs. He ain't even outside home on his way.
Yeah, no, it get bad. I'm booing.
If I pay my dollar, I reserve the right to boo. And if I'm bad and up there fucking up, shit, they can go ahead and boo.
That's real. Or if you curse out the opening acts or this just tell you yeah i was wild yeah i was wild a few cities i went up there and just said some shit i shouldn't have said facts growth yeah but i also caught uh and my an active polyp in the middle of 15 000 people in virginia in one of them omni theaters, like dead in the middle of a song, completely no voice.
I was still on the first verse. How did the audience react? Did they boo you? No, they didn't boo me.
I think I was just in a state of shock and not knowing what was going on. But if they would have chose to boo me, is what I'm saying, then...
You'd understand. Get your shit off.
You can't lose your voice while I'm singing along to your song. I'm not doing it.
It ain't karaoke time. That nigga's cruel, man.
If a nigga lost his voice, I ain't booing him. A nigga don't want to lose his voice.
Nigga, if I paid and got a fit and all of that shit and up in here, and now you up here for 10 seconds and you lost your... First off, I don't believe you lost your's one i don't even believe that i think that's some rapper bullshit you pulling to get up out of here and run off with the money i'm booing which is and we might line you up okay i ain't gonna hold you the last two weeks burner boy just been walking off stage for whatever and it's been the funniest thing in the world now some of them have been fundraisers some of them have been hey i wasn't even paid this is some volunteer shit but i'm still in the spirit of getting a joke off somebody i guess and he had an incident with somebody ran on stage so so a few weeks ago somebody ran on stage again the security got to him they got him out of there and burning boy was like you know what now i'm out of here now i'm out of here and that one was understandable the other day he said yo these lights is too hot on me that's the fifth time the lights have burned me and if it happens again i'm leaving i think that that's hilarious i also think if they decide to boo his ass then they well within the right right because don't talk to me like that at the show y'all just a tough crowd man y'all a tough crowd you're from philadelphia we we respect y'all boo santa claus at the game we threw one set of batteries anyway they were d batteries but but he deserved...
They were Ds? Yeah. Those are heavy.
Mel, who just has a battery accessible to throw at a sporting event? Let me tell you something. Would you just got dressed and put them in your pockets? Honestly, there's a lot of blue-collar workers in Philly that people have flashlights.
Yes, I could see that. It was for J.D.
Drew because he got drafted and didn't play for us. I actually thought we were wrong for that.
Throwing deep batteries at somebody because they didn't sign with your team as a free agent. Did he hit him? No.
No, thank God. Because I could have killed him.
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I wasn't mad at them against the Lions. I feel been going Commanders from the beginning of the season.
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I'm rooting for them, but I don't know.

I wasn't mad at them against the Lions.

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They haven't looked the greatest to me.

They look like they could be had in Kansas City.

It looks like they could be had,

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So good luck to all participants out there and run your game with that said i want to go back to uh that tiktok band i know i know we maybe started talking about that but uh and i'm not shitting on nobody that was actually going through going through like real emotional emotional stress and pain because a lot of people was going through it it was fucked up i think I was with Imani at the time and he was pulling out the phone like, oh my God, cap cut. Not cap cut.
I was like, yo, you're such a dweeb. Not my cap cut.
But yeah, a lot of people were going through it with the TikTok ban. It came back the next day.
So I don't really have much to say about that. But what I do want to say is, it did give me a bright idea and think that we should all kind of just lose Wi-Fi for a week, mandatory every month.
That would be great. Just to see what? Most people can't do it.
Your phone is so connected to your day-to-day life that most people can't do it. Not only that,

there's certain people that's running their entire business

off their phone.

All of that.

All of that.

Like, this shit is different.

They got you.

Well, then they could use

business Wi-Fi.

They could get some type

of business pass.

Not like use the hardwire shit.

Same way over here.

He said Wi-Fi.

He didn't say Ethernet.

He could still plug it.

Ah, plug it.

Ethernet cord. I think everybody should get a little break.
A little, go get yourself right. Spend time with yourself, your thoughts.
Well, I saw all four of them, five of them dudes standing behind Trump the other day and I promise you that is never going to happen. Bro, the place is all lined out.
Like, even at the TikTok ban, the real ban is still in effect. How are you still? Yeah.
You can't, like right now, if you go to the app store and try to download TikTok, you can't. That was the, it was never the ban on the service.
That whole message that popped up on the screen and them going dark for 12 hours or so, I think that was literally a deal they worked out with Trump. Oh, for sure, for sure.
You can tell. His name worked off.
Yeah, this is just to make him look good. But the real ban, it's just like some of these other apps.
Once they get banned out the store, if you have it on your phone, you straight. That's like the people that went and deleted the app when they thought, oh, shit, TikTok is banned.
It's over. They can't now get the app back.
That's crazy. That was the real.
We spoke about this on a Patreon episode. I was explaining how, where their banning is really going to work at.
That's it. Yeah.
That's why you can't go get CapCut now. That's why you can't go get, it's like seven or eight apps that was under ByteDance.
You can't get them. Ironically, Instagram has just announced that they're coming out with an app called Edits.
Edits, which does exactly what CapCut does. Which is what? I'm slow.
It's just for you to edit your videos. It's a video editing tool.
On device you don't edit. For niggas that still get fly.
Yeah. It does like cool transitions and shit like that.
I don't even pretend to. But yeah, they're just playing games in front of everybody's face.
Yeah, the message that popped up on my phone was, sorry, TikTok isn't available right now.

A law banning TikTok has been enacted in the U.S.

Unfortunately, that means you can't use TikTok right now.

We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on the solution to reinstate TikTok once he takes office.

Please stay tuned.

That's wild. Exclamation fucking point.

And then before he took office, it was already back up in the running. Yeah.
How many of y'all here use TikTok? I have, but I'm just not committed to it. I need to start.
I post every once in a while. It's not my favorite app.
Only time I see TikTok is if somebody send me one and you click it and it takes you to the... That's why I got it.
My girl sends me TikTok so I use it for when she sends me. Yeah.
I got like eight posts on TikTok. I never use it.
It's not interesting to me. It's not for my audience.
We all just watched. We all.
They have to do the shit. Because they live on that shit.
My kids live on that shit. I've had people tell me they TikTok things they don't even Google.
Like Google is old. Like you know how anything we want to look up you Google it? They TikTok it? They TikTok it.
They get their results and their answers and shit right there. What app did you guys become addicted to initially when it came out? Was it Instagram? Was it Twitter? It was Twitter for me.
Twitter for you. The addiction part.
It was in the app, though, right? Twitter? Twitter's an app. It was an app.
No, it's an app now, but not the time that 10 years ago. It was always an app.
No, no, no. It was text code first.
Yeah. I know what I'm talking about.
Initially. And then it became an app.
No, it's an app now, but not the time that... It was always an app.
No, no, no. It was text code first.

Yeah, I know what I'm talking about.

Initially.

And then it became an app.

Yes, yes, exactly.

So you became addicted since then.

No, it was an app by the way when I was talking about it.

I got addicted with the app in 2009.

I was addicted to Facebook, though, when that shit came out.

Me too.

That was my shit.

Somebody was like, oh, my God, how will I know where to go eat?

And somebody was like, no, you'll go cook. And they were like, yeah,, how will I know where to go eat? And somebody was like, no, you'll go cook.
They were like, yeah, but how will I know what to cook? That's crazy, son. I understand the impact that TikTok has.
I felt for them for the 12 hours, but it was a nice little break. It was a nice little break.
Yeah, come over here. Yeah, get over here.
Like a whole new influx of people shaking ass on Instagram. Hey, new reels.
One lady was making fresh meat. One lady said she makes $30,000 a month.
She was in the car crying. I feel kind of bad.
I feel bad for her. I'd have been in the car crying too.
I don't know. I might have.
That's what we do. What does she do on there? Nah, niggas make millions of dollars on TikTok.
I don't know what she do, but that amount of money I'm moving. We got to save our money.
Right. Yeah have that's what we do what do she do on there nah niggas make millions of dollars on TikTok I have no idea what she do but that amount of money I'm moving we gotta save our right that's what I'm telling you y'all be in it okay I'm being right in Toronto it still works I'm y'all like can't do this and shit yeah you gotta start saving that's all I took from it like you gotta save for rainy days yo people gotta everybody ain't in a position that's niggas shit Shit is high as fuck out here.
But when niggas make 30, they spend it 27.

Oh, no, you're right. 28.
You're right. Yeah.
I made 30 a month. Let me go get a new career.
Like, it's just shit that we do. Put some shit away, man.
That's what I've been learning. Put it away.
There you go. I didn't know how much people was like.
I was on a spaces. My wife was out of the country, so I had a little more free time.
Time on your hands. Yeah, a little more time on my hands.
And I went in a couple spaces with you and Imani and Joe. It might have been like two in the morning or something.
I was just doing research, you know, to understand the app better. Yeah, that's true.
And so I started clicking on some of the profiles that was in the audience to understand the fan base better. It's called demographic research.
And what did you learn? That a whole lot of them make a whole lot of money. Only fans.
Yeah. So those are the ones who's clicking on.
Well, they gravitate. They were the vocal ones.
No, no, no. They were vocal.
No, because he's right because I don't follow them but on TikTok late at night the algorithm bring them to you. He's on Twitter though.
Twitter, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They were the ones talking, too. Yeah, and I just bring them up.
I go to their page first. I say, oh, she's, okay, come up.
Like, that's how I do it. It's an influx to them.
And I do the research on the people he brought up. Yeah, salute.
So y'all had the one-two thing going. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was just in the audience. It was him and Imani hosting.
Nigga, I brought you up there. Oh, yeah, you brought me up.
I didn't say a word. Let's spend more time unpacking what happened on the free spaces.
It changed my life, man. How you discern, how you bring people up.
Let's spend more time right here, right this time. Nah, nah.
Talking about that. What y'all think? Nah, we ain't doing that.
All I'm saying is a lot of freaky people in there making a lot of money and I didn't realize it. I don't see how you didn't realize that.
It's not my world. I'm not talking about the audience anymore.
I'm just talking about how they get into it out there. I just didn't appreciate how much.
Like, it's not my world. I didn't know either.
So you kind of... Be careful.
No, I'm serious. The pod, rather.
Not you, per se, but the pod made me realize there's whole other worlds out there that I know nothing about.

I'm dead-ass serious.

Like, if it's not in your immediate circle or circle,

I don't know if some of that shit exists.

Like, I never had a TikTok in my life.

But I know people make money.

Like, my niece and I be killing them.

They make mad bread on that shit.

But it's just like, eh, it never really crossed my path.

You can make money on TikTok.

Yeah, you got to start TikTok-ing your house builds. Today we're going to build a roof.
Let me show you how. Hey, yo, Jeff, come.
You make mad money, son. You got to take advantage of that shit.
I don't know how to do none of that shit. I don't know how to do none of that shit.
Have your niece teach you. True.
You don't have a pod TikTok page tonight?

No.

Interesting.

Why wouldn't you?

I did.

But I stopped it.

I'll tell you why

off of it.

Okay.

Got you.

Got you.

All right.

Well,

did y'all catch

Chappelle on SNL?

Yes, I did.

She was great.

Yes.

I personally think

he absolutely smoked that. It was a 17-minute monologue, which was really a set.
Pretty much. And he touched on everything from drum to the world.
Yeah, the world. The fires in L.A.
And Chappelle Genius was just able to say some real shit while making it funny and then tied it all together at the end. Because I loved him opening with, yeah, they called me to do this shit months ago.
And I was like, no, nigga, get the fuck out of here. But they were so persistent that I just said, ah, fuck it.
January 6th or whatever the date was. I loved him highlighting that because I done got caught a million times with that.
You try to get somebody off the phone so you just end up booking yourself to do some shit that you're going to forget about in a few months. I loved it.
I like how he ended it with basically saying that empathy and just kind of being compassionate to your fellow man is really what's the priority. So he mentions whether you're in the Palisades or Palestine, empathy.
Mark, I have a question. How do you feel about people who can freely discuss Palestine and not kind of pay any kind of consequence at this point? I be hating.
I be mad as shit sometimes. I'm happy for them, and I'm happy.
It's like Kaepernick, you know? It's like people kneel and don't get in trouble where he got blackballed, and they make him the example, so it's always going to be difficult for him, but other people are able to do it because of him. I'm not saying I'm the Kaepernick of this shit.
I'm just saying I appreciate it. You should be able to do SNL.
That's fucked up. They won't take my calls, man.

Just keep fucking ignoring me.

No, I mean, I just, you know, I love it.

And I love that Chappelle's using this platform

to be courageous.

I also just thought he was funny as shit, man.

It was.

I mean, you can get, I don't usually like

poor people jokes.

No, he smoked that.

But he killed it.

I was laughing.

You know what I mean?

It was actually funny.

You know what I mean?

Sometimes when people do it, it's not funny. I'm glad that he wore sleeves.
I think that's You know what I mean? It was actually funny. You know what I mean? Sometimes when people do it, it's not funny.

I'm glad that he wore sleeves.

I think that's the first time I've seen Chappelle's sleeves.

15 years.

Great suit, too.

Still smoking a cig.

That's hilarious, yo.

And the skits were pretty funny that he was in, too.

Not for nothing. SNL be hitting miss.

He's low-key.

He's putting his name in the top three I feel like it was already there Like It was Not for me He's low key Putting his name in the top three Top three is high Did you see the Chappelle show? I did I wasn't a fan Of the Chappelle show like that makes it. I get it.
That fits? That tracks.

No, it doesn't.

Do you not like

humor?

Yeah.

So you didn't like

the white power joke?

I knew you was going to say it.

You didn't like

the white power joke

Bigsley and all that.

Yeah, that shit

wasn't really funny.

What?

When he thought he was white?

No, for real.

I don't think that it should think that that's funny. Oh, yeah.
Right? Rick James. I'm not the biggest fan of slapstick comedy or sketch comedy like that.
What type of comedy do you like, Ish? You just shit on your flip. All that slapstick.
Yeah, it didn't feel slapstick. I'm Rick James, bitch.
Smack. That's not.
But that was one joke in the whole.

That's a whole.

Yeah.

What did I find?

Somebody got slapped.

They don't make a slapstick.

Yo, bitch, go watch the Chappelle show, please, to at least be.

Did you see the player hit the ball episode?

I've seen the racial fucking draft.

World Series of Dice.

But be cultural with us a little bit.

Come on, man.

No, but you got to find out what's our brother's.

What do you consider comedy? What is your comedy?

That's what I was curious about.

What is your comedy?

So you spin?

Kelsey Grammer?

Harlem Nights,

Boomerang.

Ed Murphy.

All right,

like current time shit, though.

Yeah, like anything

the century.

Nigga ain't laughed

in 40 years.

He ain't laughed

in a century.

Nigga said Harlem Nights, Boomerang. You ain't laughing in a long time.
You ain't laughing

since a long time.

You ain't laughing

eons.

Hollywood Shuffle

was funny as shit.

The Richard Robinson,

right?

Ocean Eleven,

the original one.

With the Rat Pack.

With the Rat Pack.

I watched that.

Dick Gregory,

though.

Johnny Carson.

So you don't have no new comedy that you watch that you think is, you know, that's relatable to us? You don't have to always be like a mystery. Like relate.
What are you talking about? Fam, I don't got to necessarily conform to what everybody think is funny. What do you find funny? What do you find funny today? Bro, I just started talking and the room cut me off.
Well, this century. That's what we're trying to say.
This century. In the last 25 years.
Who's your top three? You said Chappelle's entering the top three. Who's your top three comedians? Red Fox.
Richard Pryor. Red Fox.
Eddie. Eddie.
Sammy Davis. Mops Mabley.
If you take this old chick to another level Brad Fox

I just

I just

That nigga homeless in the Lenny Bruce records

Weird Al

Weird Al

Weird Al

Yeah

Jankovic

I'm sorry

I forgot his name

Who's your top three?

Pee Wee Herman for sure Who's your top three? Who's your top three? Pee Wee Herman for sure.

Who's your top three?

Who's your top three?

It's for real.

Richard Pryor.

Richard Pryor.

Eddie Murphy.

And...

I'm going to add you my seat.

Cory, don't try to help your man.

Maybe Carlin?

George Carlin.

Okay.

Who?

That's what I was waiting for.

Who the fuck is that?

George Carlin.

Nah, George Carlin, that nigga the whole time.

George Carlin is, yeah. George Carlin was Chappelle before Chappelle.
Really? George Carlin, he's alive, right? And he's still alive, yeah. Wait, is he? No, he's not.
Oh, fuck, sorry. Look, they don't even know.
Yo, get the fuck out of here. His last special was 40 years ago.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He was good for her? Yeah.
Yes, in 81. But his stand-up is all over fucking TikTok and Instagram.

You don't even have TikTok.

I do have TikTok, bitch.

Yes, the fuck I do.

I said I don't really use it that much.

His stand-up is all up.

Yeah, I don't knock it off.

Let me look this up.

He died in a way.

Look at the words you can't say.

Was it 10 words you can't say on television?

He got a couple bits that are really classic.

Look at that bitchy.

Go, you motherfuckers talk about George Carlin.

All right, who's the fourth? Who's who's the fourth come on this is getting good good boy ish the audience is on the edge I can't really think off the top of my head Chappelle maybe maybe okay cause Eddie Murphy's last comedy special was 80 what 84 84 he stopped doing comedy's what I'm saying. For you, the last...
He got a vintage. I don't know if you know.
That nigga get his comedians from Jack. Oh, shit.
Can you pick people that's still doing comedy? That's you, that nigga. Nigga said, George Carlin and Eddie Wood.
You got it. No, there ain't nothing wrong with that.
Those are legends. Nah, that's his list, man.
Come on, man. Do you have a top current three? You ever hear somebody listen and be like.
Joe, you have a top current three? Top, I wouldn't say. You said current? I have my own personal.
Yeah, current changes. Current changes the whole thing.
I have my own personal favorites. Are they current, your personal favorites? Chappelle is current.
Okay. Bill Burr is current.
Okay. You name it, current comedians.
Not your top three comedians of all time. It changes the whole entire...

Chappelle is in my top three all time.

George Carlin could kick a rock somewhere.

Nah, never that.

George Carlin's hilarious.

So, he could still kick a rock somewhere.

I'm not trying to say that he's not a legend and funny, but bye, get out of here.

Okay.

So, who are the two in your top three?

You said Chappelle?

Chappelle.

Oh, I'm not naming...

Oh, doing a top now. Top three all time.
All time, who's your top three? Eddie. Good.
I put Patrice. O'Neal.
I put Patrice in mine short but it was short but impactful that's how I feel about Robin Harris short but impactful he's in my top short but impactful wow he's my all time favorite comedian you don't agree top three of all time no list. Yeah, I'm just saying wow.

Y'all stay wow with my hip-hop choices.

I'm wowing your comedy choices.

That's cool.

Robin Harris will not be in my top three.

That's fine.

He'll be in my top eight.

Top ten.

Who's your top three?

Probably kind of got to go Eddie Pryor and JaBelle for me.

It's Eddie Pryor and Robin Harris.

Wow.

You got Robin Harris above. This is my favorite.
I know, nigga. Oh.
I'm surprised. I'm expressing surprise.
What about you, Mark? I wouldn't put Robin Harris above. I wouldn't even put Robin Harris above Bernie Mac.
At all. That was what surprised me.
I mean, for that style of comedy. If that's your style of comedy, I would have had Bernie higher.
But Eddie would be on my list. Chappelle would be on my list I might go Chris Rock in his prime Chris Rock in his prime actually Chris Rock replaces Chappelle there's too many comedians that I love for me to even have this conversation and that's what makes it hard I love way too many because Bill Burrow is right at the precipice there's a few that are right at that line for me is Bill Cosby on any's next.
I hate Bill Cosby as a piece of human garbage but he is a top five comedian of all time. Bill Cosby's funny, son.
Really? He's funny. He's fucking hilarious.
Cosby stand-ups like the old school shit from the 70s was funny. Yo, Whoopi Goldberg old school stand-ups funny as shit.
It's some good stuff. I mean, Bill Cosby's the template for Kevin Hart in a lot of ways but in terms of like the family style The family style of storytelling I think Bill Cosby's I mean excellent Red Fox actually is I mean we clown him But Red Fox is another one top 10 to me Lenny Bruce top 10 Richard Pryor to me is upper echelon I mean there's a lot of great comedians though And salute to each one of them Yes We did I hate being that guy Sorry you guys I don no.
Sorry, you guys. I don't like it.
I'm trying to change. I'm trying to change.
That shit bad. You look at your phone, it's the same show at the time.
You go like this? I was telling Joe on Spaces last night that, hold on, let me just say this. that, you know, you make fun of our topics,

but you have a plethora of topics in your notes,

and you just be going right past them,

just like this.

I watch you all the time from here,

and then you say,

you act like you don't know about the topic,

then you go to ICE.

So tell us about it,

and ICE be ready to go in.

And we was laughing about it last night,

so I'm watching you today.

If you do it, I'm going to point it out.

You need to start speaking on some shit because we want to hear from you. That phone, whatever you got, has a lot in it.
I'd be trying to see for you, but he has the screen protector shit on it. Yeah, that's illegal, right? That's against the law.
Trump might change the law back to do what? We need to read somebody's shit in their phone. I'm not going to do anything with the information.
Are you a phone reader in general? No, I'm not. Yes.
Yes, she is. Okay, Mel.
Mel, no order. Turn the pot up with some lies.
Let's go. Nah, let's get back in our bed.
Like in terms of when I have a man, do I look at his phone? Yeah, like if you sit like someone on the couch, are you like looking at the phone? Do you look at Joe's phone, Mel, honestly, because I'm sitting here with him on the laptop screen? Mel, you look through phones. The only...
Boxes in the closet. No., why do we...
Okay, that was a long time ago. People debate and lie about shit that they don't even have to lie about.
That was a long time ago, and that's what taught me, don't go looking for shit that you don't want to see. True.
And really, honestly, the only thing I'll be seeing is when you scroll through Instagram for some motivation that you want to hit us with, or comedy. See, and that's why people shouldn't talk about nothing you do in your phone.

They be saying something they think is helpful.

Get out of here.

Okay, fine.

I'm sorry, Flip. I tried.

Yeah, goddammit. Anyway,

Joey Badass.

Joey Badass.

We'll get ready to some music.

Why not? Let's go.

More conductor. More conductor.
We'll get ready to see why not I'm sorry That's

More conductor

More conductor

Okay

Hey That's the line. That's the line that people were upset about.
A little J. Cole jab.
Why are they upset about that? I really don't understand. Rappers are going to continue to

poke fun at that

probably forever.

For eternity.

Because they're

stripping away

the rapper's ability

to rap and be

creative and say

some shit with all

these sensitive

bitch ass emotions.

Yeah.

Now.

And Joey's

leaning into it.

And yeah.

Which I like.

Me too.

I like hearing

that from him. He was flowing.
He was. What's wrong with punching up? Nothing.
In my opinion. I respect it.
Nothing is wrong with punching up. That's one of my favorite things to do.
Is punch up. Why waste time punching with the equivalent or lesser? And he might not think it's up.
Niggas that's that confident in their skill, like nigga, you might be up in terms of popularity or whatever, but if we put Pit in the pad, you ain't up. He can rap rap.
He could. He can.
And a lot of people don't know it. So yeah, don't worry about it.
Let me do it. And I like that he's not doing no internet shit with it.
I just keep rapping. YouTube drops too.
I tried to find this on the DSPs and it wasn't there. All just YouTube.
Nice video too. I like this video a lot.
Don't bark at me. I was just saying that most people have J.
Cole probably higher on the list than Joey Badass. I wasn't trying to stifle his.
I would be one of those people, but I still like hearing this though though. I like hearing it, and I like it being somebody from New York.
I think New York is wide open and there for somebody to be aggressive. New York has always thrived when somebody was aggressive with the I'm from New York.
I don't think it's enough of that going on. I think the West Coast is running around with all they pride.
Atlanta been having pride. They're mad at the West Coast a little bit now.
New York has just been kind of silent on the matter. So I love it because all our greats either get taken away from us or make too much money on their first album and want to continue to do music.
But yeah, it's over. Or they take the stand.
It's nuts in New York. Or the gun charges, oh shit.
They pop somebody and the project's over there. Like, New York has been in a rut.

Yeah, it has. So,

if Joey Badass

want to take a break

from the acting shit

to get lyrical,

who the fuck am I?

Who the fuck am I

to stop on?

I don't care

who we talking to.

Some people said

that he should have

came back

with something to say

toward Ray Vaughn,

Daylight,

and some of the other people that had things to say about him. I don't necessarily agree with that.
I'm also with rappers ignoring who they think should be ignored. Do you think that comes from being afraid to be bested in the situation? Because the whole ignore thing, I noticed that even in hip-hop, even in battle rap, a match could be so perfect, but the person would be like,

I don't want to go that direction.

They'll make a whole bunch of excuses.

I'm punching down.

They're not on my level.

They say a lot of fancy words for risk assessment.

Risk, got it.

They use a lot of fancy words.

I think all rappers begin to do their own risk assessment.

I think everybody do.

There's a little daylight jab in this, by the way.

So people say that he didn't say nothing.

I don't remember something about it.

Because niggas keep up with me we talk about it not the line the audacity of this nigga You must be out his mind haunted by the ghost of biggie and pop come then combine spent many years

My name is I decided not in mind now for the line all the signs saying this my child's with hold of on

Probably a lot this little light of mine promise. I'm front of line All the signs saying This my time Swears so divine Properly aligned This little light of mine Promise I'ma let it shine Till it leaves That little light of mine They were saying Was a daylight rough I got it, I got it Well now that we got The fucking rap genius Forensic foul Crate diggers out there They gonna find a diss Even when you didn't mean a diss Yeah, that's true Some symbolic meaning By mistake I used to I used to love when fans did that with my shit.
I ain't go, oh shit, he meant this. I was like, I didn't, but I'm rolling.
But that's why. That kind of could work too, I think.
I'm the hellish. Nobody do that shit more than Kendrick fans, bro.
That's true. Word.
Nobody. No, they win.
Yeah, but you can't hate on what somebody got in their in their bag like if your fan base do that with you as another rapper I can't sit there and be like aw I ain't like doing that shit that's part of his bag different levels come with different perks except for fucking Miss Pac-Man where as the levels get harder the ghost time gets shorter and shorter no they don't they don't even turn. Yeah, word.
You never got that far. Who you talking to? You never got that far.
And don't say it again because I'm going to buy Ms. Pac-Man and put it in.
You've been saying that. Why you won't play Monopoly with me no more? You sound like a broken record.
I'm free tonight. Me too.
Y'all did the same thing last time. Corey, what's up? Y'all was just talking.
Yeah, they did the same thing last Tuesday. Now it talked now.
Now it's your ass. That's it.
I'll remind him. I know your bag.
Please do. Don't fuck with my man.
Is that right? He know he's my son. He's on the stands, nigga.
But I believe that's my son. I realize that's your thing.
You just raise shit, talk shit, and then don't do it. Only in the...
And don't do it. And don't do it.
Oh, shit. Oh, you're just talking right now.
I'm just... He put some bass in his voice behind that one.
I've been the only one to follow up with the Jams. I've been the only one to follow up...
You're the only one I was supposed to. ...to follow up with you about Spades.
It's fucking black... Whatever happened with the basketball thing, y'all? He got hit in the face with a water bottle and threatened to sue Corey, so...
First of all, I sue you, not Corey. Second, I'm ready to...
Oh, shit. He He know who he Were naming Or you and Melvin Talking again He been on the phone Talking more than Just lotto tickets Okay You know Mark I saw that Right Yeah witness I can vouch She was worried Like I can vouch Vouch Yeah Joey Badass I'm with it Sorry I don't I don't, I don't, I don vouch.
She's worried like, I can vouch for you. Vouch, vouch.
Joey Badass, I'm with it. Sorry, I don't have nothing deep on this.
I'm with it. But now when somebody punched back, don't go trying to shoot a new show.
Right. That's my only thing.
Don't talk about it. When the boomerang come back your way, niggas start talking about, oh, I'm on tour.
I was with my girl. Yo, I'm not even, this is beneath me.
I don't want to hear none of that shit, buddy. I don't think you're going to get it from him.
It sounds like this is his energy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's standing in it. It sounds like it to me.
I think so. And he just beat somebody up in the coach store.
Energy. Energy.
And Daniel Leathers. Stop doing that.
I think he's seeing a void. Stop doing that, bro.

Because the people over there, the other spot,

they think you're doing that on purpose.

Stop.

It's affecting me.

Here's another spot.

DiRucci, nigga.

Oh, see, I only know Dan.

No, stop doing that.

Nigga, I had a full understanding with them.

I use my voice for all the wrong things.

I had a full understanding with them,

and all you kept doing was putting Daniel Leather on me. That was foul.
Nasty. That was foul.
I saw the roof you the other day. And you ain't been in the first sense.
How about so you can't get your shirt on? You couldn't get your shirt on. That's when you start wearing them sports jackets.
They took his joint back? What was some shit called? I don't even remember. Pro player.
Non-starter. Black Hawks.
They don't sell starters anymore anyway.

I said non-starter.

Them jackets

was non-starter.

It's a non-starter.

For sure.

It's all right.

I went there the other day.

I did go to the Rooji

the other day

and I was hanging out

with him

and I was talking about it.

Please.

Nobody asked

about Homeboy.

Huh?

About who?

Please.

About my man.

Nobody asked

about that. Look at me.
Nobody asked about that.

Look at me.

I'll take me.

I need a jacket.

Hey, yo, let me get your...

What's up?

I would like to film content for this.

I'll shoot it for the JBN.

Let me go get your white fur.

JBN is off until...

No, I'm just saying, like, I have Poe record me.

I want to go get the white fur you never picked up.

Let me get that.

No, it's okay, my man. It's okay.
It's nasty me. I want to go get the white fur you never picked up.
Let me get that. No, it's okay, my man.

It's okay.

It's nasty.

I do need to go get my white fur, though.

Nasty.

Same motherfucker.

Who was that?

Them fucking Griselda niggas at the Bills game.

Oh, man.

They look fly.

Yeah, they look good.

I'm happy.

They're going to have a good time.

They look good.

That shit gun hat on was.

Yeah.

Gun no play.

Yeah.

Gun look great.

All new set of jewelry, too. That's the thing.
A lot of these rappers is running around with... Oh, man.
Morsonites. I mean...
The flimmier of the flammies. I'm letting y'all rappers know I make the picture bigger.
I put two fingers to screen fast. Oh, shit.
Oh, that's the 03 Jacobs. These niggas got the old, old fuzzy, foggy shit.
Yo, it's just a trick. They go to the Diamond District, but then they go to the one across.
They said they made it to the one across. They act like they in the popping one.
They in the nasty shit in the Diamond District. Yeah, the nasty shit.
Yo, yo, yo. You ever just walk up in the Diamond District still? It's some nasty shit in the Diamond District.
It's bad. But anyway.
Gotta get it, how you gotta get it, I guess. Exactly.
Yo, since we talking music, man, y'all sent all the Hovengers after me. All the, everybody who watched the podcast last week, it was two kinds of people.
People who were telling me I was 100% right and then people who were trying to make it seem like I was saying something crazy for talking about Beans staying with Hov or being better on a bunch of tracks. And then Beans to me gave me some vindication this week when he did the interview where he talked about the fact that when him and Jay and Bleak were on the same track that Jay was writing for Bleak.
He was saying he was always trying to give him an advantage. And the reason I say that is because that's another reason Hope clearly saw him as competition.
And so he was always trying to keep the race tight because he understood how dope Beanie Siegel was. And I think in this room, because it's such an anti-Philly bias and so much Philly hate in this room.
We love Philly. We love Philly.
Beans is fire. But what? But for starters, That was your vindication? Yes.
Well, one, you started wrong though. Because initially you told us Beans was washing Hove.
And four seconds later, I took that back. But that's where it started.
It wasn't no anti-Philly or nothing like that. It was like, whoa, that statement you made was a little crazy.
It wasn't crazy. No, it's crazy.
It wasn't crazy. So then, once you said he either kept up or bested him on some records, you're like, oh, no, no.
You agree with that statement? Do you agree with that statement? That he kept up or bested him? Yes. On every record? Kept up or bested.
Yes. No, not on every record.
We did. Yeah, we did.
So talking about him, because I hear people saying he's snitching, right? That basically, if somebody's writing for somebody, you can't come out and say, yo, he wrote for him on that track. I was going to ask for clarification on the difference.
My thing is, what Mark said was his vindication, and your rationale behind it is crazy to me. Yo, if me, you, and Joe rap, but y'all rap better than me, and we all crew.
Someone give me a little bar. Yeah.
Why the fuck would y'all want us to all be a team and a crew and putting out a project, and y'all just belittling me on the raps, and I can't keep up with y'all? But that don't mean that Joe writing my shit because he is looking at you like a threat. He writing my shit because he want the team to come in and represent him.
I think another way to look at it is I'm trying to keep you in your place so if we assume if me you and Joe is a rap crew right and we assume Joe is the best far fetched but let's assume Joe is the best right and then it's me and you right and I think no you better than me right but I think me but what I'm saying is I got to really I'm trying to compete with Joe and Joe really trying to compete with me you know actually this actually works out in real life it would be y'all too right y'all just and you're from Ph're from Philly, so it works out perfectly. Yeah, it actually works out perfectly.
If Joe starts slipping reps, like, yo, I want to make sure you keep up with Ish. I want to make sure Ish stay in.
That's the idea, is that he's on a low, he's trying to keep Beans and Bleak in the same place. All right, now let me...
Hold on, hold on. Jay.
Now, hold on. That's my interpretation.
I'm telling you, that's my reading. All right, now, what about if I'm Jay and y'all are both my artists, I want y'all to look good.
True. That's it.
And if I know I've got to write your shit. I'm eating off of this.
Okay, cool. So why not somebody who can rap? This is my man.
I got my man on. This is my man.
He's my man from home. I just, I never liked it.
I never liked it. I mean, he wrote, the thing is, first of all, Jay admitted that he wrote for Bleak since day one.
Okay. He's talked about it from literally from the first album.
Coming to age. Coming to age he wrote.
And part two that he wrote that too. So at some point, and according to Beans, if he's writing all your hits and all your best verses.
That's not all your hits and best verses won. I said according to Beans.
I'm not saying, I don't know if it's true or not. But if that is true, then at some point it's like, what's the.
And at that time, if you didn't keep up, we saw what happened to H Moneybags on Hot 97.

How he just, when he was on there, how, you know, shout out to him, but it was no longer at that time.

You have to keep up with the who was who and make sure you sound good or it'll look bad on your team.

I guess.

That's it.

I don't think him writing for Bleak is, I don't think he wrote for him completely, but I don't think him giving him balls was anything far-fetched.

I still think that's snitching What being said

Because

Hold right

Thank you. I don't think he wrote for him completely, but I don't think him giving him balls was anything far-fetched.
I still think that's snitching, what being said. Because whole writing for Coming to Age 1 and 2, those are back-and-forth records.
And a lot of times when two artists do a back-and-forth record, one usually writes more, if not the whole shit. Especially if one is an experienced rapper and the other one really isn't.
I'm going to write my verse, I'm going to write your verse. I'm going to show you how to do your verse so we can do this track together.
That's not the same thing as your biggest hits that I'm not even on or your biggest records. He wrote those two.
That's different conversation. Here's why it's not snitching me.
One, again, Jay already talked about it. Two, Dame Dash two weeks earlier said, yo, he wrote for Bleak.
Right? Dame Dash literally said the same thing two weeks ago. So if it's already out there, it's like y'all were saying to me about Luther.
If it's already out there, then me saying something about it is different. You know what I mean? No, it's not.
How? How's it snitching if people already know? Because y'all both rats. It could be two rats, nigga.
What the fuck you talking about? It's not rat. It don't got to be one rat.
If y'all both ratted, y'all both ratted. And nobody confirmed it.
So if you got up there, it could have been my word versus his word. Now you get up there and say, nah, it's two rats.
The CEO saying it to me is a little different than another rapper saying it. You get what I'm saying? Like if another rapper said it, I'd be like, that's just his word version.
Did Ho say I wrote the coming-of-age records or did he say I wrote Bleak records? He said he wrote coming-of-age records. Okay.
And then Dan Dash said he wrote Bleak's records. Again, I'm not saying it's true or not.
I don't know. I'm just saying, but...
Yo, do me a favor. Go downstairs and fire up the DeLorean.
If you start the DeLorean, I think we can bring this info back and make a change in how history was fucking written. Like, for real.
What y'all think? Yeah. Do you hear you niggas? Do you hear these niggas? They will get trapped and start having a hole and neither one gonna let it go.
In closing, Bleak got too many hits for anybody to say something to him about any of it. Like a Bleak set list is a Bleak set list.
There is no disrespect that you could put on Bleak's name and this probably won't be the last that you hear of stories from people that have had a falling out with all things Rockefeller. Talking about the ones that didn't have the fallout.
Is there a rapper who could write something for you that you would take if it was dope enough? No. A lyric? Yeah, like if Hov called you and said, yo, I got this, yo, do this track with me, I wrote the bars for you.
Is Hov producing me? Yes. Yeah.
Oh, then yeah, but it wouldn't be a lyric. Like he's done that before.
Hey, the beat is doing this, so try to catch this flow. I think the hook needs, rappers need help.
I'm sorry, I mean the whole verse. Not a bar, the whole verse.
And not a flow, not a pocket. No.
Words. No.
I'm just curious. I was just curious.
There's no... Because he does no need.
I'm the wordsmith. Yeah, and that's what Hove does, what you said, as far as the pocket and the shaft.
That's what producers do. Yeah, there's somebody that can help you.
I'm from rappers helping each other. Damn Royce.
Just not with Royce. I used to watch Royce do that.
Royce is the king of that shit, of hearing something in the beat that nobody else is going to hear and just giving you a different way to attack something. To me, it's the same as ballplayers helping athletes.
But words, I can do the words. Tell me about where you want the direction of the song, the hook, the pocket.
The words I can come up with. I don't need help.
And I'm not knocking nobody that that takes. Today they got entire writing camps where rappers are getting together and helping each other with the writing.
I think that infiltrated even battle rap a bunch of years ago. So however you get it is how you get it.
If a room of five of us can come up with something that's going to generate seven and eight figures over the course of the next 30 and 40 years, then my pride shouldn't get in the way of that. That's what I'm saying.
But I'm one of the best rappers to ever live. I didn't need help with the words.
And if my man took me out to projects and said, yo, come with me. I want to change your life and I'm going to just pin some shit for you and you just got to say it with some emphasis.
I ain't mad at that. Yeah, there's not enough of that in the music business where you trust someone.
I'm going to come up. Hold my own way to what? Yo, there's some people that have more expertise in what we're doing.
They got more experience, more knowledge. You could just trust that person and give something a shot.
The music business is all about shots. So try some shit.
Same. I mean, pause.
That kind of landed on me. pause.
What do you mean? Because like, before coming up here, I had my own podcast that was doing, that was doing good. Right? And then, coming here, I learned, I learned so much, I learned so many things about the business from Joe.
Shit, you're, you're bleak. I'm not bleak, no.
I never repeat it. Watch your mouth.
Listen, for the first two years, for the first two years, it was extremely hard for me to take any form of criticism. But I started to watch it a little bit.
And, you know, I started implementing how I do business. It happens, man.
There's too many niggas out there, separate from this, there's too many niggas out there that's just cool or want to be the boss of nothing instead of partners with everything. That's real shit? Real shit.
That is so real. You realize it's like a slap in the face.
Like, damn. And I'm so headstrong.
So as long as I saw the numbers, what I thought, I'm doing, I don't give a fuck. You know what it is and then coming here was like, ah, okay.
It's a whole other world. Yeah, I hear how it sounds sonically.
I hear it all rah-rah, talking on top of each other. It's just little things that I picked up on how he just structures the business of podcasting.
I found myself, when I went back to do it again, and it got, I guess, more traction or better traction, better comments and stuff like that because it's like, y'all niggas just talk on the top of each other, or slow down, or do this, or do that. You started producing? Oh, yeah, I started producing, yeah.
That's true. And I learned that up here.
If you left that shit with me, I would've just been some... That's what life is about.
Yeah, learning. So people make fun of that, but it's okay to come and partner with somebody, and a nigga that's willing to teach you.
Yo, I watch it. It gets a little frustrating, right? Because you have a nigga like this, what's the word, meticulous? Who watches everything and he criticizes.
It's frustrating. It puts pressure on you if you're not comfortable.
But it's also a good thing because he'll put me... I saw that.
Try to do it like this. Why? And he's not going online or going anywhere to take the credit for it.
So you just, you know. There's a humility to that.
I was thinking as you were talking about ghostwriting. You're bleak.
You definitely, you definitely. Yeah, you're bleak.
And it's not wrong with being bleak. I'm the bleak.
If you're starting that stupid narrative shit. You're not Memphis bleak.
You're Queens bleak. Nashville bleak.
Queens bleak. Queens bleak.
Queens bleak. That's nasty.
If they start that shit again online, I'm going to be tight. Just remember, I'm going to come at you and get at y'all.
But yeah,'all. That's fine.
No, you just got to stay humble with it when you get that support and when you get to another level. I ghost write books for people, including for celebrities, politicians, et cetera.
And sometimes they forget that they didn't write this shit. Like their ego gets big enough.
Oh, shit. Like, nigga, you didn't write this.
You know what I mean? They start going around giving people writing advice, doing writing workshops. You know what I mean? That's hate.

That's hate.

That's hate, Mark.

That's not hate.

That's hate.

How is that hate?

Maybe they learn from the process,

like he said.

If Joe Button writes all my verses

and I come out with an album

and then the next week

I'm leaving at a rapper's camp,

how much the camp paying?

Yup.

Oh, you talking about the money?

I don't give a fuck about the money.

To me, it's the ego of it.

How much the camp paying?

Sounds like you care about the money

a little more.

You know what?

Then I'm hating. I'm just like, yo, your thesis statement is supposed to be crazy.
You didn't even start. Glenn Miller really had a fucked up run after that whole, if you're reading this, it's too late.
Yeah, he did. He had a really, not to depress y'all, but I was thinking about it after he was talking about it.
I would want to hurt somebody still. Some things happen in the music business.
I wouldn't have totally been over it yet. Tell me what I'm missing.
He didn't lose his leg. That's okay to lose.
Yes, he did. Yes.
He lost his leg. He lost his leg.
He lost his credibility. Then them boys went and got on him.
They jumped on him. Do you think that? He had a hard time.
He had a rough run. He did.
Basically, Joe, with that situation. After I just gave you all my slaps.
And your name kind of was like mud after that. Right.
Even when he tried to now go out on his own. And work with other people.
Yeah, they would. They was like, nah.
But wait. Okay, so let me just get, you know, because you guys are here.
There's businesses. We're talking about him coming out and out and that he wrote some of the records, right? No, they already did.
He didn't come out and write and say shit, though. It wasn't him.
It wasn't his fault. He didn't come out and say, hey, I wrote that.
So why would it fall bad on him if somebody exposed it? You're talking about when Meek exposed it, right? When it got exposed. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So why would it make him look bad if he didn't say anything? It should have, but it did. That's why he't say it You think the world knows that He didn't say it That's crazy I mean I think those That paid attention know That he didn't say it He hasn't really said Much of anything It don't matter That he didn't say it Did say it None of that None of that matters The particulars don't matter All you remember is you had a spark when you started and for whatever the reason, shit went totally awry afterward and I lost my leg.
Yeah. Shout out to Quinn Miller.
Shout out to Quinn Miller. I will keep my slaps.
No, you won't. But the slaps won't hit the same coming from him.
You wouldn't keep your slaps. And you just said something Coming from him You wouldn't keep your slaps And you just said

Something totally different

You would not keep your slaps

Keeping my slaps

You could be the boss of nothing

Or a part of anything

I'm about to say

You keep your slaps

And only you and your

People's hero

And you making no money

Off of them

But you got your slaps though

You'd be the nicest

Nigga locally

They ain't even slaps

And they ain't slaps

I believe in my slaps

I believe in my slaps

After a while

Bet on yourself

Cool

Bet on yourself. Cool.
Bet on yourself. Believe in yourself.
If the slap could do that for him, then I'll take 30% of that doing it for me. I don't need to have, his fate ain't mine.
There ain't gonna be no 30%. What's for me and what's for me? Right.
You can't speak to what it is, you'll never know because you chose option number one. You chose option number one.
But we don't know how long you was choosing option number two. I'm not even talking about him no more.
I'm just talking about having some shit, believing in yourself, having a record, having a hard time with it because you can't find backing and funding, and then somebody with a name and a deal and a crowd come, and then you fold. Cool.
Nothing wrong with that. Some niggas manage to make it with their shit when they go the other way.
Concentages are low. Yeah.
And a lot of niggas got life to juggle. True.
So it's like, all right, yeah, cool. I can bet on myself, but I got a baby.
You might have been betting on yourself for 10 straight years. And this could be the break.
Yeah. Oh, shit, I've been betting on myself and here comes a break.
Let me... Do y'all care at all about the new footage in the Meg, Tory, police, step out the car shit that came out recently? When she stepped on the glass? Yeah, what it's saying.
Yeah. There's no new information in there.
I didn't think so either, but the internet seems to think that that's a gotcha moment. Because the internet is ridiculous

and stupid.

They're easily duped.

That footage isn't new. That information isn't new.

She told the doctor that. This is not new information.

People just really want to

believe that she's lying. And so, every time

a new video comes out, every time a new piece of information

comes out, the world goes upside down

and that small group of Twitter people talk about it.

But it ain't nothing different.

And to be fair, she's lied a lot so because of that there are people looking for the gotcha you lied here moment yeah that's all it is i don't see i personally i don't this shit is i don't want to hear about it no more it's over and done to me that's I feel. Unless something new comes out and something like a game changer on either side,

then I don't care.

Let him do his time.

You know,

let Meg move on with her life

and keep it pushing, man.

I agree.

How hard of a time

do y'all think Mark Andrews

is having right now?

Oh,

I feel bad for him.

I feel bad for him.

And would y'all be able

to deal with that?

No.

It's a different...

I would definitely delete

all the apps off my phone. You have to.
Change my phone number. He probably don't come out so I feel like a week.
A week? A week. You'll see him at OTAs.
Like, that's hard, my nigga. Yeah.
Then they pulling up the footage of it happening before. Same type of play.
Two-point conversion. He dropped it against Pittsburgh.
Like, yeah. If he ain't dropped the ball since, what, 2019? Tell me what type of teammates y'all are.
I'm Mark Andrews. I just dropped the game-tying two-point conversion.
What is y'all energy toward me as I take the long walk back to the sidelines? I'm going to give you a little hug. I'm going to give you a little hug.
You're going to tell the truth?

Right there in that moment?

We cool once I cool off.

But right there? Nigga, no.

Wait, did he drop it like Deshaun

Jackson dropped it at the one yard line?

Or did he just

get knocked out of his hand?

I'm trying to figure this part out.

Leave her alone.

He just dropped the easy play. He caught it.
It was like this and he just dropped it. And he fumbled earlier in the game that set up the whole need for the two-point conversion, which was really the worst, more egregious play.
That was the biggest play of the game. That was the biggest play of the game.
I think that in sports like Dog, everybody throughout the duration of that game, we all fucked up And we all made mistakes So you can't count Really Like It's just It's a part of sports It's just a part of sports I hear I don't do that I never believed in that Yeah we fucked up We all made mistakes But we got back We got to this point We made it here Drove down the field Scored a touchdown All we need is the two Ran the perfect play The pass was We made it here. Drove down the field.
Scored a touchdown. All we need is the two.
Ran the perfect play. The pass was right there.
It hit you in both hands. It's like Mark with a water bottle.
Wow. And you drop.
Didn't have to happen. Niggas are hot in that moment.
It's his human emotion right there. Like, dog, this was our trip to overtime.
They possibly win this game or whatever. The weather had nothing to do with the ice?

Yeah, of course it did.

Freezing the snow.

And the fucked up part is if you look at the Ravens page, they had him out.

They put their little clips out and shit before the game.

He's running with the little sleeveless shit on.

Oh, the snow is no problem for Mark Andrews.

There you go.

That always seems to backfire, by the way.

Yeah, I'm the opposite as a teammate.

I wouldn't be mad in the game.

As a teammate, I was always the person that would hug the guy, talk to him. After the game, I'm thinking about that for the next training camp.
I'm mad as shit, and I probably want to get him cut. I want to do harm to him.
But in that moment, I'm trying to win the game, and I'm trying to be a good teammate. But it would eat away at me for the rest of the year.
And I know it's going to eat away at him for the rest of the year. It's the exact opposite for me.
Yeah, I get it. I get it.
Because in the game, you can't be petty. You can't be...
We still at war and we still trying to win. The game's over.
The game is over. Fair enough.
But I'm still in war mode. Like, even in the locker room afterward, I'm still not like, nigga, what the fuck? I hate people that do that shit.
I hate that shit. If I miss the game winning free throw, I don't want nobody in the locker room like, yo, what the fuck? Like, talk to me about that tomorrow.
But right then, nah, we still a family. But you won't get them cut in six months.

Yeah. I'm not saying I'm right.

I'm doing the right behavior. I'm just saying that's how I feel.

Got you. Yeah, it's fucked up, but

that's how I feel. How you feel?

About which part? Mark Andrews

shit. Like, how would you feel?

If I'm Mark Andrews or if I'm a teammate? You'd likely be Mark Andrews. I'm not a teammate.
Oh, shit. I feel horrible.
I feel horrible. Again, I think a lot of people are watching that aren't football players.
I mean, the pass was a little underthrown. It was throwing it on the run.
It's a slippery ball. You going backwards, falling on the ground.
It's tough. I get it that I'm a pro, so I'm expected to make this catch.
I also don't think it was the simplest catch to make. And, listen, niggas fucked up during the game.
That's how we got in this position. So, as a team, we take it as a team.
That's how I feel. We take it as a team.
For every missed block, every missed catch. I'm talking about him like when he get away from his teammates and people that are in that state of mind.
When he just goes to the local bar or the Macy's or something. I can see him having a hard time.
The gas station, all that shit. Oh yeah.
You can't get gas no more. You public enemy number one.
You gotta get an EV. You gotta go drive the jersey To get your gas Yeah They gonna hate your ass

Yo that's crazy

Yeah it's rough

It's rough

But again

That's what they sign up for

Yo everybody make mistakes

True

Even though you don't

Want to hear that shit

When you put your head

On the pillow at night

I'm going to see

Some house

Some big crazy

Batman looking house

In Connecticut

This week

Oh yeah

Really

Is that the move

Connecticut you think

Thank you. I'm going to see some house, some big, crazy Batman-looking house in Connecticut this week.
Oh, yeah? Really? Is that the move Connecticut, you think? No, I never thought about actually residing in Connecticut. I just thought the house looked so amazing that you kind of just got to go.
Old school, old school? It was built in 1990, but it looked like the design of it and the structure of it. I'll show it to you, but it just looks unbelievable.
So I'm just going to lay some eyes on it. I don't know if I could live over there.
In Connecticut. There got to be some tax incentives.
I was going to say say What are the taxes like in Connecticut?

Plenty of tax incentives WWE's in Connecticut

NBC's in Connecticut

They high

They're not as high as New Jersey

They're not as high as we are

Nowhere near as high as New Jersey

Number one

And I ain't gonna hold you

I just looked at

Whatever tax I had to pay to New Jersey

Like the New Jersey tax

Like the

Could you work here?

Yeah

Nigga

It's high

Thank you. to pay the New Jersey, like the New Jersey tax? Like the, could you work here?

Yeah.

Nigga,

it's hard.

That's an understatement.

Yeah,

like we're in the top three.

That's an understatement.

I can see why niggas getting the fuck out of here.

We're in the top three.

Y'all better pay y'all,

shit, y'all work here too.

That's why I hate this state, man.

Everything is so fucking expensive.

Taxes,

property taxes,

income tax,

everything, man.

It's ridiculous. Everything except gas.
New Jersey will get you the fuck about it. Insurance.
Insurance is so fucking expensive. Taxes, property taxes, income tax, everything, man.
It's ridiculous.

Everything except gas. New Jersey will get you the fuck

about it. Insurance.
I get it.

No, it's bad. Let me get you out of here.

Yeah. Why we do this and stay

here? Not to localize.

Nah, because you...

Why we don't

stand up for ourselves?

For real, why we don't move

somewhere or just go live in a house with our families, our kids, find an island. Fear the unknown.
You know what you know. True.
It's the fear the unknown. Miss your little sandwich spots and shit.
Yeah, yeah. Like, you know don't walk down that block.
Or you know the nigga's down there so you can walk down that block. Like, it's just literally the fear of unknown.
I don't think it's that. A lot of of times, it's just, like, I told y'all when I moved out of the state, you don't know what it's like living.
It's not even a fear of it. It's just you have, this is your norm.
Yeah. Like, You have no community set up anywhere else.
I'm talking about in terms of what we pay here, like, until I moved out of New Jersey, I didn't even realize I was paying high rent because I'm so used used to it. This is just the norm.
So a lot of the shit we pay for here, you might hear it's hot. You have been other places.
No, I'm just saying not now because the internet is more prevalent. Everybody is different when you're actually in it, though.
They showing houses in Texas for $280,000, $300,000. The houses look like a Batman house.
So if you was curious, you'd be like, word, I could get that for that? I'm gone. Nigga, they got shit that's in Newark that they show in apartments and you see the prices like, whoa, then you realize where it's at.
Uh-uh. All them shit's high.
I'm talking about in terms of the area. It still ain't as high as the area.
So if you see some of them houses and then you go look, oh wait, this is fucking an hour outside of whatever. Yeah, I don't really believe the little Instagram.
Yeah. That shit sounds like fool's gold.
Yeah, I'm good. That's why I hate Jersey.
That's literally why I hate this place. Because I got all the burden and I don't get none of the community.
Like, I don't know nobody. I don't know these hoods.
Couldn't go to Disney on ice. Don't get invited to Disney on ice.
Can't go to Kings. Nigga, I'm about to have

my pitch up at Kings,

man,

as much as I'm in.

You got to go?

No, no,

not Uber East.

I'm talking about

physically pull up

and walk inside.

You don't do that.

Boots on the ground.

What, you going to have

a voice note on the wall?

Y'all let me get

a number seven.

What are you talking about?

They know who I am

when I call,

so all I got to do

is go up in there.

I'm good.

It's crazy.

I'm good.

I just joined

the basketball league

in Jersey

just to find people because I don't know nobody. Nigga, I've invited you out 17 times.
You have. You're the only person that...
I'm talking about. Yeah, but the ish invite is...
You outside? That's not true. It'll be like 10 p.m.
Don't do that. He's like...
I'll text Mark and be like, yo, what's up? What you doing? Yo, I'm out. It's 10 p.m.
What are you doing when? What are you doing today? Yo, look, I'm married with him. No, time out.
It's 5 o'clock. It's 5 o'clock.
Don't listen to him. It's 5 o'clock.
This nigga be like, yo, I'm in a conference in Cleveland, and tomorrow I got to go to Philly. That's true.
Next day, I got to go to Utah. That's what happens.
He do that shit. He try to act booked and busy.
Yo, I ain't hitting that nigga in the middle of the night. I hit that nigga at 5 o'clock in the daytime.

But if you hit me on a Wednesday and say, what are you doing, Friday?

I was going to say, I can make that happen.

I don't know what I'm doing Friday.

And that's the difference between our lives.

But that's the point of making a plan.

He doesn't plan.

Yes, he does.

He planned to go to fucking Malcolm on Ice when we had the goddamn pod giving.

No, I didn't.

I didn't plan that.

And what he planned for a significant other is like.

My girl bought the tickets. What I'm saying is, if I hit my man on a Friday night and be like, yo, what you doing? It's five o'clock.
And he said, yo, I'm in Utah. The fuck I'm supposed to do? Mark, listen, you got to remember, even though he makes it look good with all his black, white power shit he got going on, like shit in the house is just, it's a structure, nigga.
He can only get out. He don't know in real time.
Oh, he out, he out. Hey, I'm about to take the garbage out.
I'm about to bring it to the actual. Why are you taking the garbage out? That's funny, son.
I'm about to go outside. Nah, nah.
That's hilarious. It's just it with that shit.
Okay, somebody here seems like they need our help. Okay, what's going on? Part of the show.
Charles. What's up, Charles? What's up, Charles? Chuck.
Hey, J.B.P. What's happening? Hey, buddy.
I've been a fan of the show for years, and I had a life change that I could use some advice on. Ew.
I am 27, and I recently became a first-time dad to a baby girl. Girl dad.
Girl dad. Congratulations.
I had always said I wanted a boy because raising a boy was more in my comfort zone. But unlike Joe, I don't make men.
You got damn right. You pansy.
Me and my girl who are living together and engaged often have conversations about differences between raising a girl versus raising a boy. She feels that our daughter should be able to go out and experience the world, but my views on the differences between boys and girls has me more reserved with what I am willing for my daughter to get involved in.
I've spent some time outside, so I know what it's like out there for young girls with friendships, dating, the workplace, etc. I also know what it's like out there for young girls with friendships dating the workplace etc i also know what it's like to be a young man that can move outside speaking to the girl dads out there ice ish mark flip cory bitch and joe just for a parent perspective what approaches do you guys take to raising your daughters? If you have thought about this at all, how can I allow my daughter to see the world without seeing the world? Joe and Mel can add something to this from Joe's general parent perspective and Mel having grown up without a dad.
Not from being a girl. Holy shit.
Oh, shit. Nigga.
Why would you read that drive by Jesus fuck Chuck y'all carry on I don't think he's trying to be a dick okay well it read dick yeah it read Richard it read Richard I didn't grow up without my father Chuck go on I'm not sure if you guys have already covered this. I know there have been parenting talks in the pod before.
Appreciate any advice and keep the energy high throughout 2025. Thanks.
Chuck, just throw a fucking chastity belt on her because that's what it fucking sounds like you want to do. Lock that shit up.
Until she 30. Chuck, my daughter turns five next week and my thing with her is communication.
Even now, my daughter's not afraid to tell me some shit. We talk.
She's texting when she's not with me. I think you just need to have that openness so that your child isn't afraid of you.
Your child isn't afraid to talk to you. Your child isn't afraid to let you know what's going on.
Because kids are sneaky. They're going to do shit.
So you can't protect them from the world. Yeah.
You really can't. Agreed.
I learned too late, Chuck. I learned too late, man.
Well, not too late, but my daughter is about to be 16. And

you know,

now

I try to have an open

communication, but I

realize that, you know, like I agree with us,

you can't protect them from the world. But I don't play that shit,

nigga. Nigga, I'm gonna try my best.
I'm gonna go

down swing. I got the old school in me, nigga.
I got Aunt

Jemima in me, nigga. I'm not going down like that.

Yeah, look, when it comes to my

daughter, listen, there's certain rules

and regulations that I put out there

I'm going going down like that. Yeah, look, when it comes to my daughter, listen, there's certain rules and regulations that I put out there that I expected to follow.
Like what? Following rules in the house. I mean, what's different for your daughter than your son, I mean? It's a trap.
No, it's not. I can say it.
It is totally a trap. It's a trap.
And me saying it, it's still not going to change the outcome. Well, it's not going to change the outcome.
You know, well, it is a trap. You don't think there should be any difference, Mark? Come on, I'll feed into it.
Yeah, I want to play the game. I think there should be differences.
Like what? But not, so everybody should be treated equally, but everybody's not not the same so there are things that I have to think about specific for girls that I don't think about for boys but I try I always try my best to think about like am I doing this because it's the safest choice or am I doing this just because she's a girl? It's both for me I'll give you an example so my daughter when she was living with me would have to, she would have to walk three or four blocks to get to the house. There's a lot of sexual predators in the block.
If she were a boy, I would let her walk the four blocks because I would feel safe that my son could walk the four blocks without harm. I don't feel that she could walk those four blocks.
So I'm treating her differently, but not because I actually don't think it's safe. That's the kind of shit I'm talking about.
You didn't clear the whole block? But you know that sexual predators like boys as well as girls too, right? Yeah, but typically the bridge where I was living in Germantown, they weren't jumping boys, they were jumping girls. You know what I mean? It just wasn't a thing.
And I feel like I like my son's chance to defend himself. Your name ain't carrying it.
Let me say something. Can I say something real quick? Because I just thought of something.
When you're a strict parent, you tend to protect the girls more. Because if you're strict, the girls will go outside and look for that type of...
Whatever predatory men out there will do, they will look for that in a man. I can't really explain it.
It's crazy. But, if you're a strict parent, you have to overprotect your daughter.
To me. I think y'all do that.
Nigga, you can't just say that. Y'all protect your daughters, yo.
Stop, man. If you be doing that shit, and that's how I be messing up and they will flip me sounding stupid because you cut off man's shit.
Stop. But I wasn't the only guy with your daughter.
I don't give up. My son is fine.

They can do it.

Nico can do it running around.

Prisci can't do it

because I said so.

See, that's the problem

with me.

But I think what Mark

said just feeds

into everybody's point.

He said, yo,

I'm parenting my daughter

and my son differently

based on the fear.

Yeah, he keep doing it.

He agrees and then he

tries to act like

he ain't agreeing.

I never said I didn't

disagree.

All I did was ask

do you treat him

different?

It was just a question. I didn't say I disagreed at all.
I didn't give a position. Y' I did was ask, do you treat him different? It was just a question.

I didn't say I disagreed at all.

I didn't give a position.

Y'all just assumed that I was going to be different than y'all on this.

But there are things where we probably do differ.

For example, I wouldn't tell my son that he could have a boyfriend slash girlfriend at a different age than my daughter.

You get what I'm saying?

Like I would say if the age is 16, the age is 16.

I don't care who you are.

If you can go to the party as a boy, you can go to the party as a girl.

There are some things, though, again, in terms of safety that I would be thinking about.

Thank you. than my daughter.
You get what I'm saying? Like I would say, if the age is 16, the age is 16, I don't care who you are. If you can go to the party as a boy, you can go to the party as a girl.
There are some things though, again, in terms of safety that I would be thinking about. And it changes how you parent.
Yeah. Each based on just that fear.
So if I'm scared of my son, I'm not scared of my son going on a date with a girl at 16. I'm fearful that my 16-year-old daughter is going on a date with a boy.
So it's going to change how I'm parenting each particular situation. And not just that, knowing your kid.
If you got a kid that's easily impressionable or follow the leader type, you know you're going to have to be on them about certain shit. They succumb to peer pressure easier.
Then you have other kids that stand in their shit and I could kind of let them, I know he's going to do his thing. We frin' you.
I'm not frontin'. Not you.
Oh. Nigga, we scared for our daughters because we know how we was when we was young.
Exactly. And that's what I try to police for myself.
Like, yo, fam, we know how we were. We know what we was out here doing.
We know what our homeboys was doing. We know what locker room talk is like.
We know what studio talk is like. You don't want your daughter being the subject of the locker room talk.
And see, I know how the girls that... She can just date one guy and she can still be the talk of the locker room.
And that's the kind of stuff I try to tell them. And if you're not monitoring your son properly, then you are inflicting that same harm on multiple people's daughters.
Yep. True, that makes sense.
And that's the kind of shit I'm always trying to say to myself, am I doing this for the right reason? And there's no perfect way to parent, but that's the shit I think about. For example, like sex, right? I don't, a lot of times we tell, you know, our son's 15, 16, having sex, nobody's tripping.
The girls are, you got to protect your virginity. You got to save your virginity.
Even calling it virginity is a whole thing, right? And I don't want her to feel like it's that high stakes. Wait, is it, you're calling her a virgin? That's, let's, that's a whole other conversation.
But the idea that, because we typically don't do that for women. Like there's this thing that you have that once you lose it, you have less value anymore, right? You're not clean anymore.
Nobody's ever talking about a boy's virginity. Right, he's a virgin, right? I mean, we use it to tease each other.
But in general, like it's a thing that women have that they can, that they'm answering Chuck, so I'm saying don't make your daughter feel like sex is the highest stakes thing in the world, that if she does it, she's fucked up for life. Because if she fucks the wrong dude, I had sex with the wrong dude early, you can make other choices later, but if you feel like it was so high stakes, you already lost it, it's fucked up, it's over.
Those are the kind of things you can do to make your daughter feel different. And so I always tried to have those conversations.
Like, look, wait to have sex because it's not healthy. It's not a good choice.
You are not capable of having sex at a young age. You.
Was that funny? I'm kidding. Am I missing it? Because I know my child's emotional well-being.
Like, you can't do it. Other people's kids, some of them can't.

I could.

It wasn't a problem for me.

But I know other people couldn't.

So, like I say.

You know that journalist thing where you can't tell when people are falling asleep during that book?

Can y'all?

Shut the fuck up. All right.

Leave it alone.

God damn it.

And one more person needs our help.

We don't have 40 minutes to help.

Joe.

All right. Curiosity.
Hey, you guys. Hey, that's the person's name? That's what they sent it out.
Oh, gotcha. So I've been on and off with this guy for five years.
Never been official, but in both of our brains, you couldn't tell us that we weren't. Every time we try to make things work, it seems to never work out.

The last time we got into a really bad fight where he told me to, and I quote, die like my mother. Jesus.
Rest in peace. Holy fuck.
Holy shit. Yo, don't laugh.
Don't laugh. That's wild.
You can't do that. You can't laugh.
That hurts. The person's hurt.
I'm laughing at Mel laughing. Die like your mother is crazy.
Crazy. Yeah.
That's the laugh because that is fucking insane. Respect, man.
You still talk to him after that? That's why I'm waiting to hear it. Salute.
R.I.P. to her.
Somehow, it says that right here. I'm reading it still.
You made a jump of it. It's not really uncommon nowadays to be honest with you.
Yo, y'all get up and act like wow shit don't get said during the fight. That shit ain't uncommon.
Shut the fuck up. Wow, shit get said during the fight.
Cool. There's got to be, like, there's a deal breaker.
Like, there's something that somebody says where it's crossing the fucking line, and that's the end. And personally for me, that would be the end.
That would be my end. That would be the end.
Is there financial abuse? Bitch, keep reading. For real, do you? Keep reading.
I'm asking, because if you don't have a home to home to go to We're not talking Do you have a home? Okay, she has not expressed that, okay? This is on again, off again I'm going to go out on a limb and say they don't live together Since they can't get a fucking relationship together So, let's go on R.I.P. Mom Somehow I am still not 100% over him And I cannot hate him I told myself I will never talk to him again, but deep down inside, I cannot help but to think this was my person.
See? Y'all be doing all that rapping for women shit. That's a person.
Y'all tell her how to fucking act. She don't know what the...
Keep going. Is that the end? Yo.
Oh, shit. Don't be...
Don't say y'all. How do you get over the delusion of love or in my case maybe a twin flame go to fucking therapy thanks and happy new year let's start out with Mel for this segment go ahead Mel go to therapy and read up on what self esteem is because you lack it oh that's Oh, that's helpful to the person that...
Yes, it's helpful.

This is tough love.

That is what I'm saying.

Go to therapy, discover what self-esteem is

because you don't have it

and you are slightly delusional.

I thought you don't believe in tough love, Mal.

When did I ever say that?

Oh, now she brought up...

Maybe it's pertaining to children.

She brought up walking down.

Okay.

Maybe it's...

Okay, I got it.

I could have sworn you said tough love

when I was talking about tough love pertaining to kids at a point you said that tough love is not good. Oh yeah, if we're talking about children that's completely different.
This is an adult. Got it, okay.
Yeah, this is an adult. So you don't care that that's her person? I don't necessarily think that that is her person.
I don't know. I'm not in their fucking relationship.
Do y'all live in this world of fucking mythical illusions? Lululand. Do y'all think that somebody's person can't say something inappropriate in the heat of an argument? No.
No, that's not what I think. I think that your person...
First of all, I don't believe in your person. Like, there's this magical person in the sky.
This shit is what you make of it. You got 10 persons.
Seven billion people on the fucking planet. You have a few persons.
And some of them ain't gonna talk about your dad, bro. I mean, if y'all are fast.

Look.

All I'm saying is, you can

say hurtful shit. Your

person can do fucked up shit. If that was the only thing

that person said, I wouldn't be like, that's not your person.

But if y'all been together all this time, y'all not official, y'all

never name it, and when you get in fights, they say

crazy shit like that, maybe

it's time to move on. That's all I'm saying.

It doesn't sound like a healthy relationship. Hey, girl, dad,

go grab your daughter and hug her.

Word. But we always wanna to tell motherfuckers to move on, but we be putting up with bullshit ourselves, all doing bullshit.
I stay out there. Listen.
Nigga, I'm laying, man, her daughter was getting hugs from Dad. She still was fucking the quarterback.
Bruh. Look what advice her mom was giving her.
Look what advice her mom was giving her. She was living with her mom most of the time.
Yo, I ain't going to stop her from getting slid in the back of a pickup truck. Yo, I'm up here lying.
Niggas is not up here lying, Joe. Niggas is not up here lying.
I'm being quiet. That screams daddy issues right there.
That does sound like daddy issues. That screams that shit.
She's searching for it with this nigga. I was saying that earlier.
That's not necessarily true. Okay.
We'll agree with this. No, it could be

true. I'm not saying that it can't be true.

But everybody's

been in love in this room before.

Right? Your logic

and all of this theoretical bullshit

runs out the door when you are in love

with somebody. So all of this playbook

shit that we talk about in relationships and

therapy and all that shit, that shit don't matter

when a nigga is in love with, when you're in love with somebody. They say mean shit, they do mean shit, and you go back to them.
Hey, Ish. That's why they need the cold water in their face.
When they don't, when they have them daddy issues, they don't have that love for their searching. I said that's a possibility.
Y'all can put too much shit on daddy issues. No, I said it's a possibility that they could have daddy issues.
But I'm just saying that's so that they don't have them and they fall for the banana in a fucking towel pie. Yeah, you can.
That's what I'm saying. You absolutely can.
You cannot have daddy issues and say something in the heat of an argument that you didn't mean. This ain't just saying something in the heat of an argument, though.
You cannot have daddy issues and that nigga can own your soul. That girl can own your soul.
I have been on and off with this nigga for five years. We've never put a title on it.
She is missing a lot of shit here. You don't get to fall in love.
You missed a lot of shit on the way to falling in love. She's like a yo-yo.
She's like a yo-yo. That's the shit I'm saying.
I know. We started laughing when she first said the five-year shit.
I started laughing. That was the real flag.
Because my thought was, where's your father? My nigga, but you could be in love with somebody and totally be doing goofy, dumb ass shit. You looking at yourself in the mirror, knowing it's some stupid ass shit, and continue to do it.
That don't mean that you need no fucking help or you didn't have a daddy or you didn't have nothing. You in love with him, motherfucker.
Yeah, I'm letting Ice get his shit off because I don't think that Ice got no fucking parent issues. Not seeing him fucking string a girl on for four years and no title.
Everybody did that. I don't think that that necessarily speaks to daddy issues.
The girl had the daddy issues. No, he said the girls got the daddy issues.
They let him do it. You trying to put it on ice? And we knew it.
We all up here have fucked with girls with daddy issues. We was getting it off on them.
They were easier to yo-yo. I didn't know.
I thought they had that. I gotta say though, But I gotta say, though, I've been pretty shitty.
I never did that, Ice. I know.
No, no, no. I've done it.
I've done it. Not them.
Me too. Not them.
Me too, nigga. Me too agree with these.
It's terrible, Ice. You know a girl don't have a father.
You can just get some shit off that you wouldn't get it. What do you think about the adopted bitches? Oh, my God.
Oh, God. You get some shit off with them, too.
I'm asking a question. How adopted are they? Like, we talking foster care because that, you get the shit off.
No, no. This is what I'm saying.
Yo, Mark, the shit that they see, you get a lot of shit over their adopted bitches. That's what I'm saying.
They slept in bucks, nigga. They down with whatever.
And I see them get the worst treatment. You get your own room.
I'm serious. I'm being fired I'm saying they get the worst treatment I didn't even say that My voice They get their own room At my house Oh y'all You don't gotta Oh shit You can get paid For sheltering them niggas Oh man You get a check Niggas get bad checks You know Mel This'll sit well with.
My homegirl. Wait, what you talking about? She don't sit where we're

our sister.

I'm going to stop.

Okay, Mel,

say what you have to say

for the ladies.

I said what I had to say.

If you,

she's not too happy

about that for us.

You'll be knowing

from the rip

she ain't got her dad.

This telltale sign.

Yo,

she's like,

it's so full of shit.

If you do shit,

if you do shit, what the fuck are you talking about? Y'all be knowing from the rip? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not talking about them girls that was sticking the Hennessy bottle in their asshole.
That was a tell. Dead giveaway.
If you do shit right in front of them and you could get the shit off, like, oh, it wasn't like that. Mel, go to Starbucks while we talk about it then.
She's mad about at it. I'm not.
Listen, no, I'm processing. She's judging.
Yo, wait, hold up real quick, Mark, because we're full of educational shit. I want to be ignorant for a little longer.
You know my problem with y'all talking about the girls that have daddy issues and didn't come up with a dad and all of that? Val points nigga what the fuck dad what nigga what nigga nigga's getting their shit off with the dad at the same house shit shit I'm living how dad did it he bought the two family put her in the basement nigga got her I still got her all youring. Ooh.
She's getting dropped off at 5 a.m.

Sucking it off.

Spitting it in the sink of the basement you bought, nigga.

What are y'all talking about?

Sorry.

Yeah.

Sorry.

There's ninjas out there that get around dad.

That's why the whole season at Landman, he was fucking that little football player up.

Nigga, South Orange and Maplewood.

Catch all dads.

Yeah, it be girls that come from good, quality homes. I'm still getting busy.
I'm the man when I walk in that house. Look, it's quality households.
I was in there like this. She talked to daddy like this.
Shut the fuck up, dad. I'm leaving with her.
No, they were talking to dad like Dad like that. Maybe they got daddy issues.
No, they were saying, yes, sir, no, sir. Lying to Dad.
And they was lying, saying that they going to spend the night at Kim's house. And they was dipping out of Kim's door because Kim's dad might not have been the greatest or Kim's mom might not have been the greatest.
It was popping off. Absolutely.
I'm not talking about hoes. I'm talking about looking for love, going for the bullshit.
I'm not talking about the hoes. That's two different things.
Putting dad's sneakers on. Thanks for making that clarification.
I thank you for that. I don't know that.
I know it. It is definitely two different things.
I don't know that. The girl that's just being sneaky being a ho is not the one that's out here running searching for love in any man or whoever just shows her some attention because she didn't get it.
Just say you couldn't do your numbers when she had a dad. That's it.
Just say you ain't do your numbers when she had a dad. Who are you talking about? You and Mark.
Mark don't even answer. Dad was quick tonight to you niggas.
I was getting around that nigga. Hey, dad was in my curfew.
Mark was a genius one too. He woke in the house, nigga.
Dad or no dad, nigga, Mark get his shit off. He'll talk to parents into letting the girl come over, right? Me too.
I wasn't that kid, but... I wasn't that kid.
I'm not about to do it. It's good.
It's nothing to fight about. Did y'all have any advice for her, by the way? Did y'all have advice? She need therapy.
I think walk away from this relationship.

Yeah.

It's not a relationship.

Right.

It is a relationship.

Whatever this is, it ain't healthy.

It's a relationship.

I don't think it's the healthiest, but I think communication is pivotal.

Oh, my God.

Enough of this educational podcast bullshit.

Are we giving them advice on that?

Enough.

Shut the fuck up.

What's your advice?

Y'all educated them, yo.

What's your advice?

What's your advice to carry on? You give some advice. You are a woman that he comes to for his convenience.
You're a doormat. Period.
You're a doormat. I got a problem with that, too.
That's not true. Y'all on these moral high grounds act like some of these situationships don't serve you.
Yes. And then when y'all get on your fucking socials, shut the fuck up.
But even if it serves you, enough. Even if it serves you.
Go get your person. If it serves you, it doesn't change the fact of what it is.
Because she, hold on. He could be her person, but that's not necessarily mean that she's his person.
Then that ain't your person. Exactly.
Bro, y'all don't know. Then that ain't your person.
Hold on to this. If my daughter come home like, well, hey, he's my person, but I'm not his.
Then get the fuck out of there. That ain't your person.
You think she going to listen to that? She going to listen to that. That'll stop her.
Hey, get out of there. And you a good dad.
Hey, get out of there. I'm not saying that.
And niggas is bugging. My nigga, he can find just as much solace in shorty as she finds in him.
I've had plenty of those situations. I've had situations where it's casual or where the person wanted more than I wanted and it was situation shit for me.
They wouldn't love all that. I'm not saying I've never been in those situations.
Don't worry. We talk about it in 12 years, 13 years.
Talk about it again with all y'all good father and answers. I mean, my kids is grown.
My daughter is grown. I've watched it happen.
You know what I mean? I've watched them pick bad dudes. I've watched them pick good dudes.
And like you said, the communication is important because I've been at least able to talk to them about that shit Did they listen to me? Fuck no They don't have to There's no guarantee They're going to listen They didn't listen ever But But it would have been worse If I hadn't been there Thank you That's all I'm saying Alright Thank you for that I can do anything Take a look It's in a. It's reading Rainbow.
God damn it. Oh.
Yeah. That right there is exactly why I left school.
You just gonna learn on reading Rainbow? Enough of somebody up there trying to educate me for too long and I can't move around. I can't sit still with all of this bullshit y'all are talking about.
I got a sleeper. I got a sleeper somewhere.
All right, rest in peace, PNB Rock. I'm going PNB, DJ Luke Nasty.
This record is called Hot. PNB Rock on the beat and I'm killing you.
Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Girl, I love you, and we do it till you're on. Shawty, tell me if I'm wrong.
I can see it in your eyes when you're. Let you feel in my past.
Baby, you ain't got a lot. I've been waiting all day to get.
I'm so sorry you don't know I'll be on my way, let's fuckin' roll up some pants I'll pull up to your place, see that smile on your face Show me just how much you miss me, come take off all this, babe Yeah, girl, you know you're on gi With me, shawty, I got what you need Me back was a Halloween I can't wait to get with you, girl, with you, girl You should know, you should know I can't put you on another So let's ride, shawty, let's get high, shawty Cause girl, I love it when we Do it, tell you on, shawty Tell me if I'm wrong I can see it in your eyes when you That you feelin' my vibes, baby You ain't got a lot I've been waitin' all day to get With you, Shawty, you know you my boo I got all this shit for you, girl Let's get Tonight, Shawty Let's get high, Shawty We runnin' around with the top hat Smokin' on this iPad My baby, she exotic But together we so toxic it's me away Mary Jane this thing

I never said we take off like a play then we go

I know at least who you get in a you pull out my wood and then you face it

This is a type of shit you can't replace it

And I love it when we

That smoking fuck and chill

Took you love me, fellas

I love it when we both

Yeah

I wanna get high, yeah, yeah

Just wanna get high, yeah, yeah Just wanna get high, yeah, I just wanna get high, yeah, I just wanna get high, yeah, I just wanna get high, yeah, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high with you, I just wanna get high I want you Rest in peace P&B.

Rest in peace P&B.

I love what happened when rappers found that sample.

Yeah.

Love what happens when rappers listen to music.

They bodied that flip too.

Yeah, no, it's fine.

All right, I'm going to go to Brooklyn with this one.

This is First Quarter by Ryan Witherspoon You talk my shit Yeah Uh, uh, uh I caught a wave and I ain't going backwards Looking for results nigga, I'm number four and after About to be my greatest chapter Out in Brooklyn like King Tut I really snatch your Cleopatra, keep her close Put your girl up in that ghost You won't ever see her nigga Look up at the stars and now she's talking about She dreaming bigger Life with me, life that I'm living it could bring jealousy I'm the chosen one so you better pray for my enemies Always in the back of the back like I'm on MMG You can take a look at my life and get the game for free Chef Curry 30 on my wrist, come get the recipe Catch me at the garden nigga, I could trip the referee And that's the subtle flexes, sudden text from

nexus I haven't seen her for a while, I think she

moved to Texas I just seen her latest pictures, she

still wear the necklace Tryna keep in touch like she ain't get the

message And that is First Quarter Freestyle By Ryan Witherspoon Something real quick Yeah, a little quick Quick joint I'm going to Pittsburgh Rest in Mac Miller. This is Rick's Piano.

Josh? Yes?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Rick Rubin.

Rick Rubin, who?

Rick Rubin's Piano.

Yes. Now fuck it down.
Okay. Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Open up your eyes, I told you wake up All of y'all are still bitches but The smell just in place of your makeup The best is yet to come Yeah, what? Yeah, ET's not dead, just a little bit faded Please don't give me any credit, that's how people get jaded Please don't nod your head, and please don't tell me I made it Cause people start to get worse, once they think they the greatest The best is yet to come The best is yet to come I told her it'd get better soon, I probably should've told her when she was in a better mood She looking at me like anyone except for you I had to go to California, she wished that I'd never move I said, baby, the best is yet to come And I wonder if the blind mice even wanna see I wonder if the deaf father ever hear his daughter scream Is there a heaven? Can you see the God in me? I don't know, probably, but for now we'll keep waiting Cause Davis is yet to come Yeah, this is And I wonder if the truth come with a song And if it do, will we ever get to sing along? Spent her paycheck on that lingerie, she's scared to put it on She never let her boyfriend see her in a thong, but The best is yet to come The best is, I shot myself for my birthday Fell into the ocean, listened to their voices, I was lost in the commotion, none of us were chosen, I'll forgive them for their ignorance, but what's a man gotta do for a little bliss? Fuck the future! This is, this is, you come.
This is, you come. What does death feel like? What does, what does death feel like? Oh, oh my God.
What does death feel like? I wonder what does death feel like? Oh, oh my God. What does death feel like? What does, what does death feel like? Yeah.
What does death feel like? What is what you like? What is just you like? Oh, my God. Rest in peace, Mac Miller.
That is Rick's piano off his new album Balloonarism. Rest in peace.
Which is out now. Biggish.
I'm going to a young lady's name is Elena, and the song is called Golden New Isis High when you walk in Pin drop in the room Saturational love Come and get it Minds on your body and you know Down on your knees, tell me your name and your reasons I wanna see you, got you on the mall when you're leaving in the morning Causing commotion, I picked you when you walked in Got what you need, so I want you baby, come a little closer Oh it's nice to meet ya, got me feeling higher Got that perfect face to be night, I know how to treat ya Come and get that golden love So golden, I, so golden Got my heart, oh, with that golden love, yeah So golden, so golden, so golden Try guessing, hitting no and lose when I lose Got me going one time, just wait again Honey, sick of what's all in you? Yeah, I ain't no snitch, yeah Body, a playground with me, babe I wanna feel you Got you in you anymore when you're leaving in the morning You're like a sunrise. I can see you shine with closed eyes Got what I need So I want you Baby, come a little closer.
Oh, it's nice to meet ya got me feeling higher Got that perfect face to be there I know how to treat ya Come and get that golden love So golden Highlight so golden Got my heart holding Get that golden love So golden So golden So golden

So golden

So golden

You're so golden

My life, my life, so golden

So golden

Driven back

So golden

That is Golden by Elena

A vibe

Big Mel

Mine is called Rip Chord by Greek. I'm thinking I thought I'd take it out on you What you, what you gotta say love? Thought I told you Cause don't come every day I I can't hold back my words I pray that I'll just get you say it all I hope I do Life goes fast but you're not a pound Hope you make a sound like you got your thoughts on that mellow Cause you're not a pound Don't you make a sound, let's you cut your guts You're a song like mellow, couldn't put a cool side to

And I, yeah I wanna fuck these hip-bole

I, fall like dominoes, watch me go, watch me wear the words

I need money for the day, yeah yeah yeah

I need a place like yours, I need a car like that

Don't you let me go, what's yours, tell me about your time

Do nothing I can, do nothing I can, do nothing I can, do nothing I can

I've been run away from everybody

Watch me go like fuck you too

How could I ever love you if you love me when it's happening

How ever could I let you go?

How ever would I let you in?

I'm sure I spent the time away, I know I spent my time today Guess I gotta go to work now I'm searching for you I found what you need I found what you need Probably holds me down My feet touched down way too long Bet he can save the town I bet you've been fucking around way too much these days Can't get enough these days Off from where you been, tryna point you out of that place If you don't work, don't eat, I can't wait on me I can't even wait on me, I can't do this shit for free I just do this shit for me I just do this shit for me I just do this shit for me I just do this shit for me I just do this shit for me I just do this shit for me I just do this shit for me I just do this shit for me I just do this shit for me I just do this shit for me that? Greek. No, who's sleeper was that? Come on.
A few things. Yeah, you're going to fix your face up when I'm talking to you now you don't have to be defensive I'm starving with some dab I'm starving with all nice things to say okay Mel have you seen the graphic of you in the pink onesie dunking on everybody that they said is Mel once you get the aux cord have Have you seen that? You did because you commented on it.

You did.

No, I retweeted it actually. You retweeted it

and left a little comment.

Kiki, kiki.

I laughed.

I didn't know what it was.

I had no idea what it was about though.

Mel don't be knowing

none of the slang or nothing.

They said when you get the aux,

that's what you do.

You be dunking on people.

Which leads to my next question.

Ish.

Ish.

Look at me, my brother.

Do you feel any way about Mel coming for your sleeper title this year? No. Do you recognize that she is attempting to come for your sleeper title? No.
You don't recognize it? I don't. That's why you my man forever.
They can't tell me nothing about you. You don't even see that you don't feel it for real seriously serious question you don't feel nothing you don't feel heat do you feel like you're coming for the sleeper title no no i think that collectively we all have such a high appreciation for music that this is the way that we get to express it but one person got the sleeper title by the fans, and that was Ish for last year.
Okay. It seemed like you trying to break a back-to-back run for him.
You going hard this year with the sleepers. No.
You killing shit. No.
Thank you. I appreciate that.
That joint right there, I'm going to throw that on the Sonos. Hey, that joint right there, I'm turning all the Sonos on in the crib with that.
Come on. You hear me now? All right, one more question for the room.
It's been a rather serious pod. I can tell when Mark get an Adderall in the system.
It's fine. That nigga just get to talking.
My daughter. Well, no, I think the dad should be good dad.
And I'm thinking about Donald Trump. Ish.
Actually, not Ish. The rest of the room.
Okay. A few weeks ago, I told y'all I was going to go get the count on how many times Ish has said my mans.
Oh, I'm dying for this stat. In the last year.
I'm dying for this stat. The numbers are in.
Oh, shit. The numbers are in.
So, my distinguished cast. How many mans does Ish have? Would anyone like to bet on the amount of times Ish has said my mans in the past calendar year? 675.
I gotta know. Alright, we got a 675 from

Parks. 312.
We have a

312 from Ice.

240. We have a 240

from Mark.

432. We have a

432 from

Mel. Flip is

not here at the moment.

You said 700 plus?

Ish can get a guess on his own shit, of course. Corey, you might know.
Hold up, this is counting Patriots too? Corey doesn't know. Count Patriots too? I said 432.
No, these are just episodes. Okay.
Just regular episodes. Just me.
I'm keeping my number. Hold on, let me change the break there.
Main episode. Oh, okay.
Then I'm going to go... I'm going to go...
175. Anyone else? I'm going to lower my neck.
My one's based on Patreon, too. I'm at 300? 312? I'm going to drop to 200.
Yeah, if it's only just main pods, then... I'm going to drop to 200.
He's got more bands on Patreon. I'm keeping my number.
265. What are your number? 317.
I said 312. I'm going to put 265 if it's just main pods.
You ready? Plus 400. You ready? Yeah.
Of course. Yeah, let's go.
In the past calendar year, Grand Man... Oh, no, Flip is here.
Flip, let's get a guess. Let's get a guess from you.
What are times I said my man's? How many times has Ish said my man's on the main pod only? About 500. 500.
Drum roll, please. In the past calendar year, Ish has said my man on the main pod 1,047 times.
What? Get the fuck out of here. Fuck, I should have kept my 432.
I should have kept my 675. That's like 10 times an episode.
Yeah, that's what I did, the math. I don't say my man's 10 times a day.
What? How did you do the math? How many times do you think you say it per episode? I don't. I don't say it every episode.
No, you definitely say it every episode, but like once. Once or twice.
It's two episodes a week. Okay.
So it's 52 weeks. It's 104.
He don't say it 10 times a day, episode. Yeah.
He might. I think he says it more.
I don't. I think he says at least four to five times a day.
No, I don't. I give him more than that.
He said my man five times within a sentence. Within a topic.
And I'm not arguing. I'm just telling you what they come back with.
All of you guys are low. It's 1,047 times, man.
God damn. That's crazy.
That's my man. You got a lot of mans.
You got a lot of mans. That's my mans in them.
Y'all sleep on how many mans this guy? You got a lot of mans, yo. Gotta respect the friendship.
Word. The brothers.
Them too. All right.
Good show. Oh, I thought this was...
No, I'm on. Really educational, informative show.
We thank y'all. Thank y'all, man.
Shout out to the journalists. We couldn't have done it without you, man.
Shout out to all your wisdom, all of your fact-checking, the research required to come in. Come on, man.
Stop playing with them out there. Big doctor.
Come on, man. Put a light up in the air real quick, man, if you got one.
All the wings are open above the clouds

The only one Come on man, put a light up in the air real quick man if you got one. Hey!

Let's speed him up a little bit. Let's speed him up a little bit.
There we go. Yeah! Keep us in your prayers.
Only the two of us together flying high Flying high upon the wind Lord knows we need to be there until the next time I bid you anew, farewell Adios, cerebro, d'arche, hasta la vista, au revoir So long, goodbye Or a simple head nod will suffice, life is a series of moments and moments pass. So let's make this one last as if it's all we have, man.
We're saying prayers for the people inside and outside the rooms. Shout out to the people out there going through tough times.
You can make it. It goes.
Stay strong for these 40 years.

The world will get dark.

They'll test us out there.

But all we have to do is persevere.

All we have to do is continue to be strong.

These next 40 years will try us. But we just got to come together as a people in parks.
Hey, get Billy Joel on him. Yes, sir.
Shit. Burned the shit out of my finger.
What y'all got going on for the week? Anything fun? Anything interesting? Huh? Is it anybody's birthday? Is there anything I need to know about y'all? Come on, what's up? Talk to me, talk to me. Nah, I have nothing interesting.
Yo, we praying for y'all in Atlanta and Houston. Y'all got two inches of snow.
New Orleans got snow, too. Wanna walk it back? I think I said it wasn't gonna be no more snow.
Day later. Well, if y'all call that snow, then I will

walk it back.

It was snow. I said snow

that requires some shoveling and stuff,

and y'all said yes. I didn't shovel anything.

I didn't say you would have to do it. I didn't shovel shit.

I went outside, started my Maybach, hit the

clicker garage.

Hit the road. I had to hit the turns

a little softer because, you know.

Yo, is that real world drive? Huh? Is that real wheel drive? It is? Oh, shit. Yeah, it is.
That real wheel drive. But I went out, got me a ribeye.
Drove slow. It was empty outside.
See, I love it. Any earthly conditions outside of catastrophes like what went on in LA.
But any earthly conditions that keep you fucking criminals,

scammers,

and dirty heathens inside the house

while I'm trying to enjoy

a good ribeye,

I'll take it.

Sorry.

There's your bell

hit that on the head.

We love you. Each and every one of you out there We'll be back same time Same place next week Take it up on them Remember the Nazis are empowered.
The racists have all the money. And there's some people that want to keep you stagnant as a people.
Grab you a molly. An ecststasy You gonna need it

You might need it

Next season of America 2025 is officially upon us

Be careful

Rest in peace George Carlin

We going man

We love you. J.B.P.
J.B.P.

Where would you be without the J.B.P.?

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