Fight Companion - October 26, 2024

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No Gs. I was actually thinking about going to Abu Dhabi for this one.
Really? Yeah, I was thinking of going on a vacation just for funds. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But then I found out it was 19 hours on a plane. I was like, oh, yo, that's too much.
I'll do 10. Even with a bed, it doesn't matter.
Much rather do this. It don't matter, man.
You lose days. You don't lose a day.
You lose days. Because your day's in a fog after it's over.
You're all confused. Your body feels weird.
Your workouts suck. That would be the card to do it, though.
If there's one card that would get me to fight whatever it is, 90 hours, it's the main and co. Yeah, the co's big.
The co's huge. It's big.
It's so many questions in that fight, man. You know, can Whittaker, if Whittaker can stuff, you remember the third round, Kamaru Usman won the third round.
If that was five rounds? Yep. Yep.
I would have my money on him. And the fucking, the thing is, he had 10 days notice.
So he didn't have any trust in his gas tank, you know, and he talked about it. You know, they offered him five rounds.
He said no. And then when he's walking out of lockdown, he goes, I fucked up.
Should have done five. Who said that? Kamaru.
Kamaru. He said, I fucked up.
Should have done five. You know they offered him five rounds he said no And then when he's walking out of lockdown He goes I fucked up should have done five He said I fucked up should have done five You know ten Maybe they would have really psychologically fucked him If he realized he had to do fucking 25 minutes against Hamzat Who's in top shape But he was getting tired in that third round And that's Hamzat's thing he tries to get you Out of there like that shit that he shit that he did to Kevin, there's no way he could have continued that if he didn't submit him in the first round.
When he just jumped on him, he went all in, just foot on the gas. It's like an electric car.
It's 260 miles of range. No, it doesn't.
No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't.
Not even fast. At that pace, it's about 100.
Bro, you take a Tesla, run a racetrack, those bitches are burnt out after like two laps Really? Yeah. Oh really after one pole I didn't know that.
Yeah, I don't know how many laps you could do, but there's no fucking way you're gonna do 260 miles Is there like an Indy for Tesla's like a no NASCAR thing Car you can buy if you want to buy a car from a lot the fastest car you could buy is a four-door

Like luxury sedan plaid yeah Well, they do things around tracks. They have a cross has electric It would take you they wouldn't do it like it's just silent and like Florida in the south.
They would have to be like in Seattle, right? Tesla, NASCAR, and San Francisco.

The whole thing is so crazy because even though yeah it is the future yeah it's a superior technology the reality is that they're getting their minerals from fucking china and they're using cobalt mines in the congo like the whole thing's crazy but the whole thing you can do both it doesn't have to be one or the other. Right.
But what I'm saying is to connect that with, like, this is the most ethical, this is the most environmentally friendly. It's not.
They've got to stop doing that. It's just not.
Because they got educated, yeah. Not only that, do you know that the environmental pollution from an electric car is significantly more? Because of brake dust.
Right. Like, brake dust is a giant problem.
Everybody wants to talk about exhaust fumes. If you live in New York City, you're breathing in brake dust all day long.
And they're so heavy, it burns the tires faster. What's the difference between brake dust from a Tesla and like a gas-powered car? It's a heavier car.
Way heavier. Oh.
So Tesla's better because Tesla has regenerative braking. So when I'm driving my Tesla, if I let off the gas, it slows down considerably, where I don't even have to use the brake sometimes.
If I'm driving around town, you could do one pedal driving. Because as soon as you let off the gas, it slows itself, because it regenerates electricity during that process of slowing down.
So it uses the momentum of the car to extend the battery life. So you don't get as much, but it's still so heavy.
Do you think like in 20 years, like Tesla's are going to be like $1,500 in the recycler or something? No, because you know what? They're already eating decont. No, no, no, no.
But the idea is electric cars are the way cell phones, remember you have to carry a big thing, like a big cell phone. So the idea is, yes, it is not environmentally very effective and all that, but it's in its infancy.
And the idea is you want to keep doing it so there's a breakthrough in material sciences with incentives. You have a Tesla.
But you're still getting up. You have a Tesla.
I mean, the electric cars are the future. That's never going to go away.
But the technology of electric cars is the future in terms of as they get better at it. Why is it the future? This is all cubs, Tom.
What's the future? This is all bitch, Tom. Well, this is the thing.
No, he's totally right. Because there's a bunch of experimental battery technologies that they're currently working on that are going to be so much better than these lithium-ion cobalt batteries.
They're going to need less slaves. Yeah, we're in the leather helmet.
What if it's like robots mining the coal ball? Yeah, it's fine. What if they turn on us? But then the slaves make the robots.
Hey, we're going to have that. No, we're going to have that.
When does it end? You need oil to make the fucking robots. No, 100%.
100%. Every piece of plastic we use is made with oil.
With AI, the idea is you're going to have robots, and those robots will be on a piece of land. So you'll buy the plot of land.
And those robots will then mine the materials needed to build a house. So they'll use the actual land that they're on to mine all the materials and build a house out of the ground.
That sounds so far away, Don. But it sounds so far away.
Not that far away. The robots I got now, come on.
No, Eddie, it's all artificial intelligence. When artificial intelligence becomes sentient and they have quantum computers now.
Brian Cox was here the other day and he tried to explain quantum computers. The guy from CERN? Yes.
Trying to explain quantum computers. They're so insanely powerful.
You don't know the guys from CERN? Yes. They're so insanely powerful that they don't even understand what they're doing.
They think that they're pulling information from different universes simultaneously. That's what I'm talking about.
It's the multi-world theory of quantum computing. That's not good.
They've shown that they can create wormholes. There's evidence in quantum computing of wormholes.
You believe that for a moment. Yes.
Wait, wait. So wait.
They're full of shit. The quantum computer is picking up information.
They're full of shit. It's from different dimensions? They don't even understand exactly what it's doing.
But this is the way you explain it to me. I hope I'm not butchering it.
it but some insane amount of time like all the seconds that the world has ever existed plus you would need that to for a computer a normal computer to solve a problem that a quantum computer would solve in one second do we have quantum yes we do yeah they they have quantum computers but they don't exactly know how to program them now, I think is the problem. They're making computers and they don't know how to program them.
This is what it is. They're so complex that they want to develop the infrastructure.
The computer is very small, which is really crazy. Let me guess, they need money to finish this.
Let me guess. Eddie, settle down.
The actual chip is very small. It's like a tiny little, it's smaller than this.
the actual chip yeah the actual chip is very small it's like a tiny little it's smaller than this the actual chip the whole rest of the thing is insane cooling because in order to operate this you have to keep it at an unbelievably cold temperature like colder than deep space yeah yeah it's you should see it but pull up something on it, Jamie, just so they can see the explanation of quantum computing. It's a real thing, Eddie.
You call it bullshit, Eddie? Computers are a real fucking thing. The reason why you find all this shit on YouTube that doesn't make any sense is because computers are a real fucking thing.
People can make videos, they compress them, they upload them online, so this is computing is computing it's all a real thing quantum computing is this but it's through an insanely powerful source and i can't get service in my fucking this is first of all there's only a couple of these on earth they're very difficult to make insane tolerances and super expensive right they got it unbelievably expensive i'm sure i'm sure who pays for it they're completely the companies that are making them not the taxpayers i highly doubt there's probably there's some subsiding have you seen like i don't know if it was the cox guy or whatever but they're they're uh there's a video like they're in front this episode is brought to you by lifelock Whether you're building the perfect vegetable garden or booking your dream summer vacation, you share your information with all different kinds of people and places. But not everybody who handles your personal information is going to be as careful as you.
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Yeah, they do need more money, Eddie.

What do they think?

It's for free?

You think you can make a quantum computer in your backyard with fucking lemonade money?

You don't feel like a little like...

Listen, the whole thing's crazy because what they're gonna do is make a life form that's

way smarter than us.

It's gonna happen.

It's gonna happen soon.

Thank you. You don't feel like a little like...
Listen, the whole thing's crazy because what they're going to do is make a life form that's way smarter than us. It's going to happen.
It's going to happen soon. That's crazy.
You don't have Terminator 2. Yeah, literally.
We're marching towards our own demise for sure. There is no fucking way that's not going to happen.
And if good guys can get it, bad guys can get it too. That's the issue.
100%. And they might be getting it quicker.
Yes. That's the thing.
What if this is already a computer? What if we're already in a quantum computer? Damn, well, that's what Elon thinks. Well, only rich people say that.
But I don't understand. Only rich people say that.
Their computer program is awesome. They're getting their dick sucked, flying around in rockets.
Yeah, the single mom of four at McDonald's is like, we're in a fucking simulation. Exactly.
That's such a good point. Such a good point.
Only billionaires say we're in a simulation. No.
What if, what if we're already computer creations that are creating? We are in a machine though. I mean, it's so obvious.
We are in a machine. We're in the matrix and we're already creating another, like a better version of ourselves.
We're in a machine. We're in a clock.
We're actually in a clock. Yes.
The sun regulates the day. The clocks go to the stars and the sun and the moon.
The moon's 28 days. Apparently, we're supposed to have 13 months, and we used to have 13 months.
Who said that? No, we used to. You don't believe that? The calendar used to be 13 months.
No, he's right. No, he's right.
First of all, what he's saying about the machine is real. That makes sense.
Now, think about October. What does oct mean? Oh, boy.
Eight, October. Two minutes into the pocket.
Why is it the 10th month? I don't know.

Octopuses.

Deca.

What does that mean?

10?

10.

December?

You're using Latin on me right now, bro. Look at that, bro.

Cherokee candle calendar.

Exactly.

Traditionally defined as lunar calendar marked by 13 moon cycles of 28 days.

Well, does that work?

It does work.

There's an extra day, and that day is like the Ides of March.

March is supposed to be the first month.

Why didn't we do that?

That's so much better than one month has 31, one month has 28. Exactly.
Right? By the way. The moon has a 28-day fate.
They do Black History Month on the one month with only 28 days. Like, settle down.
Here comes the pirate. Here's the pirate.
Bro, this is a great fight. Pet fight Trojan this dude This fucking dude throws kicks like everybody else throws punches shower bullets so weird like if you watch him training It's a non-stop kicking thing you see him train with that Nina girl.
It's yes Think though watching him train because everybody thinks that kicks wear you out. I think kicks wear you out if you're not used to throwing kicks.
Dude, does he have an orange bush coming out of his shorts? I don't know. No, that's not his bush, bro, is it? Isn't that an orange bush coming out of his head? No, that's just like a little belly button there.
But Dana has to pull him to the side, yo. Like, Earthdive would shave him.
Look how big his head is. Well, some of those dudes, like those Russian wrestlers that have crazy hairy backs, you know those dudes.
That should be illegal. Wild crotch hair.
Wild crotch hair. Remember how hairy he was? He was a wolf.
He had hair on his shoulders. He was a werewolf.
But he looked awesome. Bro, props to that guy, man.
I'm sad that he's now out of the UFC, that they kind of forced him out. Did they finally catch him? Props to that guy.
Yeah, that stayed like world-class For a long ass time even after he wasn't the best remember he lost a fade or he's doing well I did that weird flying I doubt if he didn't do that still still reinvented himself that guy's never gone bald that guy is never dude Look at that. He was fucking fade or up.
He was tuning him up on the feet and then did that weird flying he fucked up But everybody forgets how good Arlovsky was in his prime, bro He had a laser beam of a right hand as he got older his punches were more late probably shoulder problems Me not the most boringest fight ever Yeah, it was very boring in that crazy you fought him, like, how many years after he started? Shit. Think about that.
He was the champ in, what, 2005? No, really. Yeah, so 20 years ago, he was the champ? But the first time he fought, we were, like, in our 20s, probably.
And then taking on young, you know, I was a young line in beating guys. Bro, he took on Francis.
Yeah. He took on Francis when Francis was, yeah, it happened.
When was the first time I lost you walking, it happened Do you remember remember how you partied after the crow cop fight? Do you remember that night? Yep, what'd you do? I want to got chicken wings and went to my room and threw up Oh shit, okay, so you can go party and I was in so much pain cuz my nose got shattered Isn't that crazy that people don't even think about that? but a lot of the guys who win still get concussed, even the guys who win by knockout. They think, oh, he won by knockout.
He must be fine right now. No, he probably almost got KO'd himself.
Yeah, it was tough. Do you ever see that fight with Ramon Deckers? Ramon Deckers fought this dude, and they both left hooked at the same time and both knocked each other out.
That in the end of rocky three it's real in this room in this kickboxing ramon deckers one of the best my favorite kickboxer of all time because he was such a fucking psychopath look at this oh bro they both just cranked one off at the exact same oh yeah yeah monster look at this boom bro that is so crazy. Who won? I think the other guy did.
I think Ryan Simpson got up first. How wild is that? He got up first.
I think, see, he wasn't totally out. Like, look, when he goes down, he catches himself, but Ramon Deckers didn't.
He's out out. What way did he fight at? Well, he started off light.
See, that was the the thing he was one of the only foreigners that went over to holland and was uh fighting ties and he was their size do you know do you remember that that was from holland he went over to time yeah bro he fucked those dudes up and with a violence they had never seen before like a psychotic violence the the holland mob hired me to move and live oh yeah to train Ramon Deckers to fight MMA. Yeah, that's right

I forgot about the mob the mob boss got

Thrown in jail and then they canceled the plan

I was ready to be on I was gonna move to Holland. He was telling me he's like bro.
It's gonna be awesome

I'm gonna train those dudes. I'm gonna give them some fucking killer jiu-jitsu

It wouldn't work to get let's let's get the clock going because shara bullet can i get a color on his opponent so 458 457 450 or 455 54 453 452 all right sync it up shara bullet's fighting with one eye yeah one eye one eye the other one right he's such an He's one of my favorite fighters. His ceiling, I don't know because of his wrestling.
It's a huge issue. This is a big move up.
How's his jiu-jitsu? Well, he's not a ground fighter. That's not his thing.
He's really a karate guy. But the way he throws his kicks is nuts.
Karate guy from Dagestan or something, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so weird, right? It's not like boy tie style I mean he can do all oh It's good man.
This is what I'm talking about really good really good really good boy time and fully complete He's a complete guy. What is the Armenian super strong? Sounds like Russian army better be I'm you know Indestructible head, but no anybody when he gets hit with shots because of all that hair, it looks worse.
He's got caught twice now. Yeah, it does look worse.
It looks way worse because of all that hair. That's a very good point.
Because you just see it more. It looks like the burning bush.
But Petrosian's super solid. When I saw this fight was being made, I was like, ooh, that's a real test.
Those one-twos. Yeah, and good defensively, big fucking dude for the weight class.
These guys are so big. It's so crazy how big 185 is now.
Wild, dude. They're so big.
DDP, I was trying to tell Brian, I'm like, dude, DDP is a different fucking animal. Anthony Smith, he was like 235 with no fat on him.
He's a 205er. He's 205er.
This is an 85. No, 85, though.
No, they're huge, too. 205's notoriously been big.
85 now, to me, is the biggest kind of leap as far as big guys. They're fucking huge.
Dricus is so fucking big. Izzy ain't small either.
Strickland ain't small. Look at Luke Rockhold.
Paul Acosta. Robert Whittaker's no punk.
These guys are bigger. What kick is he the most famous for? Petrosian? He's just solid.
No, no, not Petrosian. Oh, mega metal? He throws everything.
Does he throw wheel kicks? He throws everything. Wheel kicks, axe kicks, roundhouse kicks.
Someone's getting knocked out, Doug. Bro, he's coming after this dude, though.
But Petrosian's landing, too, though. Yeah, but he's coming after Petrosian.
He's really hit the gas here. He's a rugged man.
I love his look, man. Like a pirate.
So crazy. You know he played a bad guy in a movie in Hollywood recently Oh, what a great casting they're gonna cast poet on some movie to her He's a bad guy in some movie.
I just get fuck you I'm hyped for these guys Imagine if one of these guys becomes the next rock the next like John Cena that'd be sick Like you tell me Conor McGregor couldn't become an action movie star? Dude, they've asked him to, and he keeps turning it down. He still wants a fight.
Does he? He still wants a fight. And he also wants a party.
Yeah. I love him.
He can do no ramen. He looks like he's having a good time.
As he should. He doesn't know his shit.
Here he did it. Sometimes a good time can be.
Oh, he got clipped. He got clipped.
That left hook was nasty. Who got clipped? Petrosian? Yeah, Petrosian did.
He's been clipped a few times now. But look out the way he throws his kicks.
It's so different. And he can throw so many in a row, too, but Petrosian is rock solid, man.
I wonder if that hair is actually a bit of a shock absorber. No.
No. That was stupid comment, right? That's so dumb.
Somebody hit you in the head with a fucking big head of hair. But I beard is I mean no just the hair all that hair They used to think that in boxing in boxing used to have to shave your beard for Golden Gloves They made me shave everything I couldn't look more Mexican.
I'm just had a mustache But even if it's like 1% right? No, no It doesn't matter especially a little bit a little padding

Let's see a crazy ass wild man beard like one of them dudes that lives in the woods for ten years just like a

Psychologically it feels like Rubin beer. Yeah, maybe like if you get hit with an uppercut

I would say a Rick Rubin beer would protect you quite a bit

Do you know maybe you you stop your punch thinking you're hitting him?

You know how you aim and maybe it cuts now they punch you guys are professionals man what was the last time you punched somebody that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard you're pulling your punch no they're professionals you're aiming there's his face but it's an illusion i didn't go all the way through he's lighting him up dude i was i've been pretty hard on homzat you know because his the hype kind of fell off, dude. The longest COVID ever.
And then he had an interview with Brett Okamoto. And you're like, oh, side kick.
Side fucking kick. Yeah, bro.
He does everything, man. Then he has that interview with Brett Okamoto.
Catches you off guard. And he talks about how he's been depressed and he's been constantly moving.
And he has a kid. And you're like, oh, this is a normal dude.
He's calmed down because he had a kid and he's been going through a tough time He's camping have the same camp. This is had two surgeries He's gonna have one second surgery after yeah after the fight.
Yeah, and they're like what's going on? He's like guys depressed cuz he's like it's tough making my family move every fucking month And why do they have to move all the time? I don't know. I don't know but you Oh, sure.
And then you say that that's why he wants to stay and fight.

You know, people give him shit about not coming to America He's like my health when I fly it fucks me up. Yeah, which I don't know Here's the story on that dude supposedly you can't kick him out of the gym He's the most brutal over trainer like that's the story on him And then he's just like such a psychopath that he'll train even if he's sick You see that's all the Olympic wrestling.
Yes. Yeah, no pretty fucking impressive.
Yeah, dude really impressed with those guys Yeah, really Yeah, he's a beast dude. He's a beast what he did to Rockhold was disturbing.
It was disturbing like Luke Rockhold he's not in his prime but Luke Rockhold was a fantastic guy you guys talking about again Hamza Oh Hamza rolled with Luke Rockhold and just ran through him okay ran through him armbarred him what else he's like he hooked that's crazy yeah but just ran through him just dominated he's a banshee but the only thing I would not touch this as far as betting. If I were going to bet on it, I'd put money on Whittaker.
Just because there's so many variables with Hamzat. His best heavyweight win is against Murshark.
He's never really beat a true middleweight. And then you're going from fighting welterweights, he beat a blown-up Usman, struggled with that, struggled with Gilbert Burns.
And you're fighting Robert Whittaker at three? Well, I still want to see it. Oh, no, no, no, not saying.
No, no. No, I'm not saying.
No, I'm saying I wouldn't bet on it. I'm saying there's too many unknowns.
The Murshaw was like, that was like one of the first. I think his first fight was at 85.
And then I think at 170 he's unstoppable. But I just don't think he can really make 170.
Did you see him on the scales for this? He looked bad. He was the last one to weigh in.
It's tough. It's hard.
He's an 85. Max looks very thin, too.
Max looks real drawn out. See, I don't like Max at 45, especially at his age.
I like him at 55. But the thing with Max, you know, so he's been going on this fucking war path after losing Volkanovski.
They asked him what changed. You know what he said? What? Sparring.
Remember, he was the guy that goes, I don't spar. They go, what changed? He goes, I start sparring again.
That's why I'm knocking bitches out. You got to spar.
You got to spar. You got to spar.
Unfortunately. He was the one guy.
I'm like, oh, man, maybe you don't have to. And then you're like, all right.
I wonder if Shara Bullitt would lose all his power if you shaved his beard. I think there were some other guys who decided to go the not sparring route, too.
Mitrione did it for a long time. Yeah.
Mitrione was the first of it. A lot of those guys started talking about that.
Donald. Didn't Donald do it? I think Donald did it i think donald did it for a while as well you know what in in football the the equivalent to that not sparring is not really uh going hard in in pre-season and the and the browns didn't play anybody in pre-season they didn't take any chances and they got walloped the first six it's just different yeah so now it's like damn, we got to spar in preseason.
Nut shot. Right in the nuts, dude.
And that's when you feel it. Bro, everybody needs to get those diamond MMA cups.
What are they? Those are compression shorts with those perfectly fitted cups you could take a literal nut shot to. What? Really? Yeah, man, they exist.
Like steel. Not only that, here's the thing.
You can wear a tie cup. You can wear a steel tie cup in the UFC.
If you're fighting in the UFC, you 100% wear a steel tie cup. Yeah, because you can break their foot.
Yeah, if somebody kicks you in the dick, it breaks their foot. The leverage with an armbar? Lever with an armbar is insane.
And also, if you get on top of them, you could shove that thing into them. It's a fucking weapon.
I'm going to start wearing one just because for podcasts and everything you can get one like you they hurt man they hurt with whatever you're pushing it up against it's a piece of metal to do it's not like a it's a how's it held into place you tie it through your ass like a it's a stripper yeah it's super good i'm getting super good i never wore one i want to wear one for discipline but you have to make sure it's really in place because if it slips and a nut gets pokey out,

then you're getting the steel slam.

I had that happen with a plastic cup once.

Fuck you.

Yeah, my nut got pokey out-y a little on the side, and I got kicked to the nuts,

and the plastic cup slammed into my nut.

That happened to, it was Gilbert Ivel and Vanderlei Silva in Pride 11. Oh, my God.
One kick, and the cup got caught on his nuts. And it was over.
They had to take him out on his stretcher. I never wore a cup in football or fighting.
I remember that fight. I remember so many Pride fights.
Yeah, it was over. It was like he wouldn't.
Usually, you get hit in the nuts, and you need five minutes max or whatever. This time, there was no coming back.
His nut got caught on the side of the... Dude, when you look at those old pride fights, that might have been the golden years.
That might have been the best of the best. The savages.
There was so much good about it. There was so much good about it.
First of all, it was the first time we ever got to see MMA in giant places. There was no UFCs that were in 90,000 people.
was in 2000 yeah the pageantry remember Hanzo versus Sakuraba pride 10 oh yeah dude I commentated that shit dog it was it was like 150 degrees I was in a suit and it looked like I jumped out of a pool dog and how many people were there it was a like a fucking baseball fucking baseball stadium. Yeah.
Like 80,000? I don't know about 80,000. But it was insane.
It was insane. It was the best.
That was when soccer. Dude, there were so many classic matches.
Guy Mesger versus Vanderlei Silva. Gilbert Ivo when he knocked out.
He was scared. Goodrich in one kick.
That was one strike in the fight. They came out and Gilbert Ival just said, boom, right to the head.
Wow, left high kick. And Gary Goodrich was laid out, knocked out for like five minutes.
And when he woke up, his sister was his personal trainer. She was a yoke chick.
That's not good. And he woke up and he told me this.
He goes, dude, when I woke up, I thought, and And you know, he's from Toronto He's from any goes when I woke up. I thought I was at a rave in Toronto That's what he told me Maybe I was yeah, maybe he was like maybe he got hit so hard that he got knocked into a parallel dimension and he didn't recognize his sister he thought his sister was some chick he was hanging out with

he didn't even know who his sister was. Maybe that's real.
It's like a... You remember when you...
Brian Cox would go, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. You remember back when you had cable and there was the dirty channels? Yeah.
And you could tune into them, but they'd be all'd be all like every now and then I'd see like a couple of seconds of some girls boobs

Maybe that's what like getting kicked in the head is like and then finally you just give up on you

Fuck after like a half an hour. He's waiting for the shots.
I'm wasting my life

parallel dimensions when Rothwell knocked me out. I was like climbing a ladder

different plan just climbing ladders jacob's ladder i was just like really yeah my hands were twitching like climbing it's the weirdest thing when you get hit really hard and your legs just stop working it's the weirdest feeling like that's why like nerve knockouts like a good left hook to the jaw when someone gets clipped and you see that nerve it's like it's every it's the weirdest thing man Like you have no control over it Like there's one thing when you're hit and you're hurt and your your body's crumbling and you're taking shots But the the hit to the chin is like we it's an off switch So it goes by it's so lights off, but you're conscious. Yes, you're conscious.
You're conscious like can't you're not you didn't even get hurt real bad. Like, I got hit way harder before than when I've been dropped But you get hit like on the top of the head or you get hit somewhere else, but I got hit on the point of the chin once and my legs just OH FUCK What happened? Dude he threw a spinning fucking back fist and then reversed it and threw another spinning He threw two of them Double spin? And the second the opposite way We threw him spin this the whole second Tony Ferguson did that once but he did it the same way this guy changed directions unless I'm retarded maybe I'm wrong god damn I talk too much yo that was fucking insane by the way his gas tank is ridiculous well he has to have one if he kicks as much as he does He was a person he's like he's not even that happy's I do that was fucking time You know, he's like shit.
I got like okay. So we go Yo, no one's ever done that before no one's ever done that before we get the accuracy to me.
Accurate. Boom.
Spinning back. Cool.
Dude, that's kung fu theory right there. That is.
That's wild. That's wild.
And the dude just put his head down. That's going to be a highlight forever right there.
That's crazy. Boom.
Boom. Dude, that's fantastic.
Wow. And you know what? Tony Ferguson did it to Rafael Dos Anjos, but he threw it and then he kept spinning and then he threw another one You know the same direction is just thinking of Rafael dos Anjos remember when he broke his foot when he's supposed to fight Connor.
Yep, that's what's going on. He was getting his prime.
He's kind of favored to win. Yeah, he's that was the fight He was a scary guy.
He fought tonight his fuck. How did he do? How do you do Jimmy? He fought Jeff Ne Neal.
I mean, he ragged off. Oh, that's right.
He ragged off Nate Diaz. Remember, wasn't he? Bro, he was a beast when he was the champ.
Jeff Neal, first round TKO. Jeff Neal knocked him out, first round TKO.
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He's older than know 40 yeah yeah he's older and i believe he only has one acl and that's also i think damn near his 40th ufc okay how do you remember all this information like do you at night do you spend an hour going through shit and watching fights again yeah i just love it pop quizzes remember your memory can't be that good. It can't be that good.

So you've got to watch it over and over and over. He's actually got a good memory.

I just love it.

You remember two minutes and 30 seconds of round four,

he hit him with a jab.

And like, how do you know this shit?

It's probably the same way you know conspiracies and shit.

You're just into it.

I watch YouTube all night, dog.

Here it is, TKO.

His knee goes out, I think.

Oh, like I just said, that I think he's got no ACL.

He's thick. I think he's got a bad ACL.
Was this at 70? It's like right here. Could have been 55, right? Guys tend to give him problems.
Oh, come on, Harvey. Oh, his leg's fucked up.
Oh, okay. Dude, and RDA is the nicest guy.
When I was fighting over in Brazil, no Brazilian would let me work out in the gym. Nobody would help me.
He would take me, drop his daughter off at school, and then take me around, get me food, take me to his gym. Really? The nicest fucking guy in the world.
That's crazy that I said that I think he has no ACL. And then that happened.
That poor guy. What a bummer.
There's a couple guys that fight in the UFC with no ACL. Really? Yeah.
Yeah. It's the craziest thing to do.
Justin Gaethje has won no ACL. Who was the first guy? Do you remember the first guy? Rico.
Rico Rodriguez. He was like, what? What are you doing? He goes, I have no ACL.
Like, what? Heavyweight champion of the world. UFC heavyweight champion.
But the quad thing you can't fix. You can fix the ACL thing.
Am I wrong? You just need to go through surgery. You guys have an NCAA champ, too? No.
No. He wrestled, but he wasn't.
He was an early John Jock Machado black belt. Yeah, he's a jiu-jitsu guy.
Big boy. His jiu-jitsu was nasty.
Nasty. He was very good.
Because this is in the 90s, and when wrestlers came into jiu-jitsu, everybody was a white belt and a blue belt in the 90s. There was one purple belt per school, and there was one American black belt, Craig Kukok, in New York.
Remember Enzo Scott? I trained with a VHS tape. That was one purple belt, American purple belt per school.
Everybody was a white and everybody was a blue. Steve Maxwell was one of the first American black belts.
Yeah, Greg was partners with Hensou back in the day. But guys that came in with a wrestling background, like Rico Rodriguez, he came in and he wrestled his whole life.
And he went like, him and this guy named Seth Godall, they're big dudes who wrestled. As blue belts, they went to the world championships and just fucked everybody up.
That's what I'm saying.

They fucked everybody up.

Rico was an NCAA champ.

Rico Rodriguez.

I don't know.

He may be, but I don't know.

I don't know.

Rico Rodriguez.

Who was that kid that would always come to Jiu-Jitsu at 10th Planet when it was Legends at Legends?

When he was an Eric crazy wrestler?

Super powerful. Oh, my God.
You remember my god remember that dude I forget his name so much potential this guy was we used to do neon stomach drills Rico Rodriguez what does it say nothing what about his wrestling okay he didn't ADC say he wasn't this dude I'm thinking about it's It's Eric, right, Eddie? Eric something. Yeah.
This did ADCC. He was not.
This dude. I'm thinking about.
It's Eric, right? Eddie? Was it Eric? Eric something. Yeah.
This dude, Eric. We used to do neon belly drills.
This is when I realized what the difference between a really strong wrestler is. I couldn't get up.
If he was on top of me, I was not getting up. I tried so hard to get up.
I could not get up. I was in real good shape.
I was a brown belt. I could not get up.
Every jiu-jitsu school owner wanted, they're all looking for wrestlers.

Because they already had 15, 20 years of grappling.

And when we switched positions.

So when I got on top of him, he just went, wee!

And I just went flying.

I had pretty good top pressure.

I had pretty good, you're talking with a head and arm, and you got a knee on belly.

I had pretty good top pressure.

Wee!

I was just like, this is crazy. You know another person who made me feel like that caro parisian oh yeah yeah first time i rolled with carl i was like this is ridiculous you're a chimpanzee bro you're not even a human all those years of judo jake shields too right oh yeah jake shields same thing same thing yeah but caro was freaky it was because it's like why are are you so fucking strong? Because judo is the craziest thing.
You're literally throwing bodies all the time. You're hoisting people up in the air and slamming them, and you're fucking exploding on your feet, tripping each other.
They're explosive. Oh, my God.
I remember I was rolling with you guys and Tarek and Jake Shields. We were all together.
I mean, I'm in the mix Fucking you know the end congratulations. Yeah, the idiot and Jake Jake didn't know me and he This guy might has a podcast.
I don't want him to like what if he gets position on me? He like you know how you you ever see one of those steamrollers with that when they Pavement it was inappropriate. It was oh, yeah, Jake goes hard.
I'm. I was like, I can't do anything.
I was making noises. I was thinking about sounds.
I was going... Well, you should be fucked up, and you deserve it.
But also... I'm a two-way right now.
You deserve it. I'm like 230 pounds, dude.
Brian, you really deserve it. You deserve everything that comes your way.
Yeah, you train once a decade, and you get in there and try to roll with Jay Shields. You deserve it.
You deserve everything that comes your way. You train once a decade I would do the same goddamn thing to you.
I hate people like you I still train twice a week You don't deserve to roll I'd smush you. I'd be happy to do it I'd get angry But with Brendan.
But then Jake rolled with Brendan. Well, that's a different thing.
Brendan's a big boy. You ever think about having in the studio a room for a band to play or to do jiu-jitsu? I have thought about it.
No, not a jiu-jitsu. We have the full mats out there.
You've seen the back gym. It would be cool.
Like, show me a move. And then you have mats and you have cameras on the mats.
A bunch of guys come in and train here all the time. But for the podcast is what I'm talking about.
Well, I thought about doing something like that. But then I think like some things just for yourself.
Like when The Rock came here and worked out, I said, hey, man, fuck all this social media shit. Let's just hang out.
Because it was me and the comedians. So it was, you know, Brian Simpson was there.
Shane Gillis. Tony Hinchcliffe.
Those guys working out with The Rock is like Brian Nolan with Jake Shields. Yeah, Derek Poston was there, Asana Mod was there.
We had a good fucking time. You know, it was just hanging out.
Like, sometimes just hang out. But it'd be cool to have like a band play.
That would be dope. How cool would that be? That would be dope.
But do I have time for that? I don't really have time for that. You we're gonna have to have a band on your podcast and then they get up and sometimes

But I like it when people just play like when Gary Clark jr. Comes here and just plays like

No, don't ever last have a DJ with him once yeah, ever last came with a DJ four or five guys

During the podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, how do you set up? Just let them set up whatever they want.
Honey, honey, play it in here. Oh, they're like, set around, like, just set up.
Okay. Joel, so you can do it.
So you can't spitball on ideas trying to get you more views, man. We know you're struggling.
We refuse to let the podcast go down in flames. We're not going to do it.
You know what's the most hilarious thing? When I first got to Spotify, I was willing to do it for two reasons. One, because it was a ton of money.

And two, because I wanted to be like 10% less famous.

Yeah.

I was like, wouldn't that be nice?

Boy, did that make sense.

I heard that to me.

Because people are like, oh, you're going to go into obscurity.

I'm like, great.

You'll be like Howard Stern.

No one's going to live.

Perfect.

Perfect.

Give me the money.

I got other interests, man.

Give me the loot.

Were you at all nervous for Trump?

I was definitely hyped up.

I was excited. Because there's a lot of questions I need to answer.
Did you feel pressure? No. Not pressure.
Pressure mean like make sure you cover everything you want to cover? No, no, no, no. Just like I knew what was important.
Did you prepare for it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did you ask him why he was so pro-vaccine? No, I didn't. But I also wanted to be rigid.
Because there was a moment when he brought up the polio vaccine. I was like, I don't want to correct him.
I don't want to show when the... Have you ever seen the chart of when polio actually dropped off when the vaccine was introduced? I referenced it all the time.
It's all bullshit. That's a rough one.
When you look at the actual... There's a bunch of them.
Measles is another one. And you look at what actually happened.
Exactly? Exactly, and I don't want to get involved in a podcast where there's a lot of shit I want to get to I want to know what the fuck is in the JFK files Did you know that's what we talked about I didn't see that but cuz I've seen he said there's a lot of people that are still alive and I said okay So that's why you wouldn't release it because some of the people that are gonna be implicated are still alive what that's saying to me is that the government was involved. Everybody knows that.
But I said that, and he kind of like danced a little. The politician came out.
No, just like he's real good. You ask him a question, and he starts to answer it, but then he takes you on a totally different route.
But you've got to bring him back in, but you've got to be respectful. So it's like, I knew that that's the way he does it, but I'm like, I understand what you're doing, sir, but let's get it back to what I was asking you.
You did that a couple times. I was like, I want to know what that first fucking day is like, and I don't think I really got that answer out of him.
I don't think he remembers. I think he does.
What I'm talking about is this feeling of now you have to appoint 10,000 people people and now you have to figure out how this machine works when you've never governed at all And they don't show you any of that when you're running for president It's not like a training program like hey Brendan you might be president. So we're gonna show you This is how the deals get made.
I like what he said about John Bolton. He said yeah He's a whack job, but you know what was cool about him? When I went to fucking Iran and I had John Bolton, they all knew he was a fuck.
He was ready to drop bombs. He's called him a whack job, but he had his purpose.
That kind of mindset. The problem with the Trump stuff is just that the people look at the inflammatory things he says, the crazy shit, and they define him by that.
But you also have to remember, this is a very bizarre combination of an entertainer and a businessman. So it's an entertainer that, like, he's like a comedian, man.
He says funny shit. He does it all the time.
Very funny. He's always, when he makes fun of Biden.
Constantly roasting. He's funny, man.
He's New York. He's very New York.
I miss the fact that he, the nicknames he gives to people, they have to be funny. Tampon Tim.
Yeah. If it wasn't funny, he wouldn't use it.
Like, tampon Tim. But my point is, people don't know what to do with that.
And they want to pretend that all these other people are somehow or another morally better because you don't get to see the real them. I don't buy that.
I don't think you should either. I don't think that's how people really are.
When you see over and over and over and over again the media manipulating things and lying about things to make him seem way worse than he is, you Hitler. You should be suspicious.
Yes, you should be really reason why they're doing that exactly They don't want to lose that job. They're in desperado mode now Did you have a different perspective after like go like you don't know him well, right? I don't know him at all But I never had a conversation with him other than nice to meet you, sir And he complimented me.
I said said, thank you. You're really good at this UFC stuff.
Yeah, no shit. Thank you.
Thank you, sir. But after three hours, did you have a different impression of him or no? Yeah.
Well, I mean, he's a businessman, bottom line. He likes making deals.
That's what it is. That's his whole thing.
Terrence. And he's got this ability to just keep going.
This is what's crazy. The podcast is three hours long.
The guy didn't pee before the podcast. He didn't pee after the podcast.
Maybe he had a little catheter. Maybe he drinks more Diet Cokes than me.
But he didn't drink anything during the podcast. Gangster.
He just sat here and we talked. And they were freaking out out there because he was two hours late for something he was doing in Michigan.
He didn't give a fuck. He's like, I know this is going to be bigger than that.
Let's just keep going. We did three hours.
But at the end of it, he's, you know, I don't know him other than the three hours that I talked to him when he was trying to be at his best. And Kamala Harris has not said yes yet.
She hasn't said no either. People keep saying she said no.
I said I would have a conversation with her like a human being. That's all I want to do.
That's literally all I want to do. I want to know what is it like to be...
I don't even give a fuck about all the stuff she's talked about, about policies and all these different things. We know her positions.
Who are you? Just be real. Who are you? The crazy thing with Kamala is...
She would be well served to step into the lion's understand. No, she's not take it.
She can't do it. I would be willing to talk about anything other than politics I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck who she is like if there were some certain things they didn't want to talk about like fine I don't care so I want to know who we are. Yes, I can find out who you are We can talk about sports.
It's crazy how they they she does interview after interview and they're just like disasters and you would think that because she would study interviews and just like they're interviews it's a fucked up way to talk that no one's used to doing here's the way it is here's a question give me an answer and you're like well i think that it's not a fucking conversation it's not a conversation so it's So weird. So you're uncomfortable with your words and you're trying well, I think that it's not a fucking conversation.
It's not a conversation

So it's a weird so you're uncomfortable with your words and you're trying to get it out right and it would realize Millions of people fucking hate you. Yeah, I don't think you should be in that position in the first place when she begins to answer a question with I'm glad you asked that.
Thank you for that. Oh my god Yeah, you know it's coming.

It's good.

You know it's coming.

When she thanks you for asking a question about 20 million illegals coming through the border unvetted i'm glad you asked that no no no she's she steers it back to the same talking points she steers it back to i'm a middle class i come a middle class family i like small businesses it always back to. And groceries? They go, what about inflation? And then she goes, you know, it's everything.
You're right. I'm glad you asked that question.
Groceries? I know. Gas? Everything.
Families are struggling. Families, and then...
But no plan. I need to hear what you want to do about it.
There's no policy. You would think her handlers would go, this is the plan.
When they ask you about inflation, say we're going to do this and we're going to do that. They don't tell her shit.
The way they're doing it is very unnatural. And if you take a person that clams up when they have to talk publicly and you put them in unnatural environments, you incite all kinds of anxiety inside of them.
It's a terrible way to communicate. I don't think this would go better for her.
I just don't think it's her thing. Three hours? If she gave you three hours.
I'm trying to sell it, and you're fucking it up for me. Maybe Kamala could sing or something.
No, I think if Kamala... You know what I mean? If she could sing, sign her to a bad boy record contract, you know what I mean? I think that company is going out of business.
She might want to do some research. You might in the stock of bad boy right now.
Whoa. Bro, dudes are doing Kamala ads and moving to Europe.
Yeah, people always are tripping on the baby oil, right? With the Diddy thing, they're tripping on the baby oil. A thousand bottles of baby oil.
I'm like, yeah, there's probably about a thousand people at his parties, right? 768 dildos. That's so weird.
Bro. Bro.
Yo, imagine a Diddy party with no lube. Come on, man.
Come on, man. Painful, dog.
I bet he doesn't even, I bet Diddy's not even gay. I bet it's just he really enjoys fucking guys just so you say they are them.
Yeah, it's a power. I bet it's a Crazy yes, that's crazy drugged up power move.
Yeah, you know Also filming everybody and having dirt on everybody like it's a crazy style organized crime But it makes you think like is this guy doing it on his own? No, like who's above this motherfucker? Is that but is that the case is he doing it on his own? Of course, but maybe he's not also it's funny the celebrities come out to support Kamala You're like what the fuck are you moving to you're like dancing? Yeah, I love Kam. She was all like, yo.
That actually hurts her. When Americans see somebody who's a billionaire, it's like, Beyonce, most people don't have anything in common with her.
So when that happens, it doesn't usually go well for politicians. Anybody, any celebrity that comes out and supports Kamala, they probably went to parties.
You know what I mean? 100%. They probably did.
Or they just want to be cool. No, it's not cool.
I just think it's really weird to ask someone who lies for a living what they think the president should be. That's a lot of actors.
They're just professional liars. The whole thing they're doing is they're pretending they're someone else.
You have to be if you want to work. And you want them to be super sincere when they tell you who to vote for.
I believe it's time that a woman becomes president. The fact that they keep pushing that Trump is Hitler,

and he promised to be a dictator.

We're missing a banner here.

And Murphy?

Murphy's a motherfucker.

And undefeated, and Dan Ige is pointing to him.

Murphy just lit up Barboza, undefeated, kid out of England.

Savage.

I was super impressed with Ige taking that fight on zero day's notice notice against Diego Lopez because Diego Lopez is a straight-up fucking killer they had a great fight Dio's there tonight he's the alternative Diego Lopez combat jiu-jitsu world's veteran bro he's good he's fucking he's fucking good Diego Lopez is dangerous he's so wild if he could just get a little bit more calculated and calm he can simply hit the gas so hard but he's such a killer man Topirious and he wins tonight he wants to fight Makachev Makachev wants to fight a large one seventy if Bilal was there if Bilal loses to Shavkat which is gonna happen in December Shavkat wins that then Makachev's gonna go up to fucking 170 and challenge Well, you think Bilal's going to be Shavkat. Unless there's a rematch between Bilal and Shavkat.
I mean, what if it's a crazy fight? I highly... Well, it could be a crazy fight.
Do people sleep on Bilal? I don't know why. I'm not saying that, Joe.
I think he's a fucking killer. He's a motherfucker.
No, I'm not saying that. I'm saying Makachev-Shavkat is such a super fight, they're probably going to push that towards the queue.
Yeah, but I mean, gotta get past Bilal And what's my guys go to what's his best he a striker? Great striker. He got up pretty good, too, but he gave his back Whoops, yeah, there's a mother could be over here So much time who plenty of time left to he gave solid everywhere to you solid standing up.
He saw it on the ground What is he Mexican or something? He gave what is it is it? Why is he? Okay, it's a beast man. He could easily be Mexican.
He's super technical to like everything he does like very smart very polished and And he's tough tough as shit Murphy's up when he knocked out a feely ooh How did Diego be real close real close fight decision? Yeah, real close and took you on literally 25 minute notice. Literally.
He was getting massaged after working out. Do you want to fight tonight? He went and grabbed his mouthpiece.
He was at Chipotle. He had a weigh-in at 163.
That was the agreed upon weight. Obviously he can't cut weight the day of the fight.
And so Diego took three different fights at three different weight classes. He took 45 with Brian Ortega.
Ortega said he couldn't make 45. Diego made 45.
He said, it's going to be at 55. He said, okay, I'll take 55.
And then all of a sudden, Ige says 63. He's like, okay, 63.
He's like, let's just do it. That's so nuts.
Gangster. Dude, what if Max Holloway wins tonight? He can win.
100% he can win. Max Holloway, you cannot doubt him after that fucking Justin Gaethje fight.
He's so clever, and he's so wily, and with all the sparring now that we were talking about before, which I think is a giant... I mean, he said he sparred for the Gaethje fight much more.
He goes, I had to be a crash test dummy. I don't think he's ever been put down.
No, he's never been knocked down. Yes, he has.
Justin Gaethje dropped him. He's never been knocked out.
No, he's never been knocked out, but he's been dropped. Justin was the first guy to drop him.
He hit him with a right hand. Max claims he didn't, though.
That's incredible. Max claims he didn't get dropped? No, no, he talked on the podcast.
He said he got dropped? Yeah, he goes, Oh, he dropped me. First time.
Yeah, we were talking on the podcast. About him getting dropped? Yeah.
He's never been knocked out, B. No, never been knocked out.
Oh! Oh, my God. He hit him flush.
There sat him down. Oh, that's not good.
He's got nasty ground at pound, too. Oh, this might be it.
39 seconds to go. That's it.
Oh, dude, you got to cover up. Keep moving.
A lot of time. You're undefeated.
You're undefeated. You're undefeated.
Oh, but he's still fighting. 30 seconds is a long time, isn't it? It's eternity.
But if Dan Ige doesn't put him away here. Oh, here we go.
Now we're moving. Now things are changing.
I think, too, in that main event with Topiria, people forget his natural background is grappling, wrestling. Oh, big elbows.
What's up? Oh, take down. Look at this.
Murphy gets to take down. Oh, he let it go.
Oh, no, he didn't. Damn, no, he didn't.
He still has it. Secure the head.
Oh, one second. It's over.
Wow, how about Murphy getting out of that, though? Not just getting out of it, but putting him on his ass. That was awesome.
That was awesome. Jesus! Is it said 55 or 45? 45.
Did you just say rugged? Yeah. I like saying rugged.
It's 45, right, Jamie? Yeah. Yeah.
Big dudes for 45, man. 45 is big, too.
Yeah. Big boys.
The game is changing. Look at Marab.
The fact that dude makes 135, that's bananas. He probably doesn't need...
I know, dude, but he's so thick. And when you're around that guy, he's a...
Yeah, he's a lot. How about Sterling? Yeah.
Oh, Aljamain was a little too big. I like him at 45.
Love him at 45. Yeah.
I mean, that Calvin Cater fight was like, holy shit, dude. Yeah.
Calvin couldn't do anything to him. Strong.
He's got the best back control maybe in the game. Yeah.

Who's that? That's fair. Aljamain Sterling?

What he did to Corey Sanhagen?

His back control's insane. His back control's pretty

nasty. That's what they call him the backpack.
It's a fucking problem.

Danny Ege

with the stiff left.

Boom!

Oh my goodness. Mouthpiece out

and everything. Yep.

I hope Kamala says yes.

Three hours. I hope Kamala says yes three hours I don't really aren't three I don't know three hours they probably want to do like an hour you're gonna get 22 minutes I'll get an hour I don't know man 22 minutes 22 minutes with bullet points you know it's like no one knows who these fucking people are right get into her favorite section

We do know try was we do know I think someone out didn't that call her daddy girl didn't they start talking about bedroom stuff? Yeah

I like cowgirl Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness, you son of a bitch.

But really, reverse cowgirl on New Year's Eve and Fourth of July, that's my favorite. Well, she does.
She gives good cooking tips. Ever see a good cooking tips? Does she? What does she say? She tells people to cook stuff.
Use beef tallow. Beef tallow.
She'll probably be like, no, seed oils are the best. They're getting a bad bad rap.
You got to stick with seed oil. Beef towel is too right wing.
I like sunflower oil. Crisco is the best.
Isn't it crazy? Just stick with the old school. All that stuff is industrial lubricant.
They tricked us into taking over butter. It's so fucked up.
It's so bad. It's so fucked up, dude.
My favorite is canola oil. Like, oh, we're eating corn.
It's corn. No, it's really from a plant called the rapeseed.
And you ever see what it looks like when they're processing it? Oh, we've been duped, man. Seed oils being processed, it's like you look at it and you go, how can you make anybody eat that? I heard canola oil all the time.
Jamie, show me a video of seed oil being processed. Yeah, I know these two things They push beef tallow is number one or is there is there other kind of chicken tallow? Is there chicken tallow? Ghee is really good.
What's the difference between beef tallow and ghee? Ghee is the butterfied butter. No ghee? Is it like no ghee? It comes from milk.
But there's like people have rendered fat like bear is a really good fat that people render to cook and believe it or not Bear fat. Yeah, bear fat pig fat lard is pig fat Yeah cooking in animal fat is the best way also has the highest smoke so tallow means fat Yes, so beef towel.
Yes, that's what it is. Is there chicken towel? It's rendered.
No, you know what that means? It's gotta be read red. It's got to be red, right? So rendered is they take it and they cook it.
So they take these giant vats of fat and they cook it and run it through a filter. And then they fill jars with it.
And that's what tallow is. So it's rendered beef fat.
Have you ever heard of regenerative farms? Yeah, sure. I've had a bunch of regenerative farmers on.
Yo, I went to a regenerative farm like a like a month ago This is how they make the seed oils. So this is like they're just

smashing these fucking

Disgusting seeds into pellets and the guests to go through this process

And that's what people cook

It's fucking gross man, and then they turn into a cooking oil

Meanwhile, you're not supposed to ever be cooking in that shit. Is flaxseed oil bad for you? I don't know.
You can't cook with it, right? I don't think people are cooking with that that often. It's like avocado oil is very good to cook with.
It also has a high smoke point. Have you ever seen that documentary, The Biggest Little Farm? No.
Yo, you got to watch The Biggest Little Fucking Farm, dude. It's like biggest little fucking farm dude.
It's like it's a farm

It's 100% regenerative. It's way above organic.
No pesticides. No nothing.
They use

Dude, they got like this balance is ecological balance. I went to it like a month ago

I was fuck is it at in Moore Park

Watch watch the biggest little farm trust fight is really boys. Really good.
This fight's really good. Murphy's really good, man.
Yeah. Did he survive that? He's good.
It's good for him. He looks good on the feet, too.
Mm-hmm. Looks fresh.
Oh. Looks very fresh.
He just hit him with a one-two. That's the thing.
Ige really burned off a lot of gas trying to finish him once he hurt him Joe, did you watch friends this fight? Yes It was fucking good when he took him down at brilliant. Yeah, apparently that was their game plan all along really Yeah, yes takedowns well he wants that gets gone.
I mean he out wrestled Cyril gone with one knee Oh shit. Did you see that take down?? That guy's a black belt on the bottom I'm thinking like EGA might have hit the gas too hard in the first He's trying to know he's on his back now.
What the fuck what rank is he Murphy? Dude, he looks oh everything changed now, but he got a triangle look at that. Can he finish it he got to do is pull the head down he pulls the head down and he's got a decent triangle It's over.
He's got to just pull his head left though Plant oh nothing okay nothing all he's got to do is pull his head down He's got some moments to adjust you almost did right there So much grease But he could still in the middle oh he moved the arm over oh dude another minute shit would have been different yeah he was getting tired how about mma where the next round starts in the same position that's what i've been saying how hard is that i've been saying that how hard is that yeah if you if the round ends and you're in the mount, you break for a minute in the mount. People reset fights all the time.
Why would you give the striker the advantage of standing up? Why? You never earned it. You were on your back at the end of the round.
Because everybody grew up watching Bruce Lee fights. That's so stupid.
It's one fight. It's not five fights.
It's one fight. So each round should start where the last one left off.
The problem is, because if you have a jiu-jitsu guy, you can get finishes, especially if he's in the mount. That makes sense.
But then with predominantly grappling, UFC now dominating, those guys just start and guard, and you get fucking 25 minutes of this dude cares. What about boring-ass striking? That happens too.
There's boring guard work, but there's boring striking. For sure.
Why? I mean, it's a no-bra sure. They don't want either, but you're sure as fuck not going to get a finish if you always start on the ground.
What? What? The finish rate's going to go way down. No, I don't think that's true.
Guys, if you smothered, ground and pound finishes would go way up. Sure.
Jamie, bring up how many submissions compared to how many TKOs or knockouts in the OC. It's not even close.

We're talking about implementing a whole different set of rules. When you constantly have stand-ups and then each round starts standing up, of course.
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It's going to be. It makes the UFC grappler heavy, and they want striking.
That's the last thing they want. You want whatever happens, happens.
It shouldn't favor either side. It's a business, though, Eddie.
Now that they have different gloves, what are not going to be? You're talking about business? You want to talk about business? Yeah, let's talk business. Okay.
When the UFC blew up up did it blow up for the striking or did it blow

up for the grapple striking stephan bonnet stephan bonnet for a script on ultimate fighter one okay hold on hold on let me finish this i gotta finish this please uh how old are you he's 30. i'm 22.
how old were you in 1994 i would have been 11. exactly so what i'm saying is the ufc exploded in UFC 2.
No, no.

UFC exploded off the Ultimate Fighter 1.

Listen, listen, relax In UFC 2 it was fucking huge Not even close to what it was No, no, no, no, no, no, no You weren't even alive, Don Are you sure you were alive? You're saying when it burst onto the scene? Okay, you Let me let me let me help you out UFC 2 exploded the world And then it went underground once they pulled it from cable and it went underground You got into it when it was underground, but it was huge. There was billboards in fucking Hollywood for the UFC It was giant You know what it wasn't because of the striking we always had striking there was already kickboxing

There was a movie time there was boxing we already had striking the UFC UFC 2 blew up through the stratosphere We were 11 because of the grappling sure like what the fuck is this submission because of the submission We already had boxing we already had kickboxing. It wasn't doing shit boxing was big but kickboxing wasn't.
UFC 2 exploded because of the grappling. And then it went underground.
It was too big. UFC 5, that was billboards on Sunset when Hoist fought Ken Shamrock.
That was massive. And then they pulled the plug on it.
UFC got canceled. Hold on.
Relax. The UFC got.
Let me just finish. The UFC got the plug pulled on it.
Yes. And it went underground.
They thought it was dead for five years. And then the Fertittas came in.
And then that was the resurgence. But it was already massive.
Nowhere near as what it was. It was massive talk.
UFC changed the world. Yes, you got it It was still something that was most people and like most of the like casuals had no idea about They called it human cockfighting and they didn't watch it.
Remember it was on time. We got cancer No, but what I'm saying is you had to rent it at the store the way you'd rent a porn back then and it was it was like It was considered barbaric through all these things.
So people that love fighting again triangle we all watched it but not other people you know and he was huge it was massive not business yeah I know it was huge you're both correct that's what I'm saying we're UFC did not exist before 93 when 93 came along and the UFC burst onto the scene, everybody heard about the UFC. That was the big initial explosion, and it was because of Hoist Gracie.
Correct. It was massive.
It was worldwide massive. Billboards.
No schools had more of an explosion of participants than Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu schools. The it still wasn't mainstream.
And then John McCain came in, and they fucking... Human cockfighting.
Dude, the UFC got canceled. They got pulled from cable.
All I'm saying is it wasn't mainstream. That's why it went underground.
Yeah, it wasn't mainstream. So if you get into the UFC in the early 2000s and go, oh, the Fertinas blew it up.
Yes, they did, but it was the resurgence. It was already blown up, got canceled.
It wasn't making money though, Eddie. No, and it wasn't mainstream, Eddie.
It still wasn't mainstream. Okay.
It wasn't. It wasn't mainstream.
Now it's mainstream. It was mainstream, dog.
It was huge. But it was with us, Eddie.
But if you went up to a regular guy in a store and said, do you know about the Ultimate Fighting Championship? There's a high likelihood they wouldn't know. If you go in there today, everybody knows.
Sure as fuck knows. When did it actually hit mainstream status? 2005.
Yeah. That was UFC 1.
And 1995, too. When Hoyce fought Ken Shamrock, it was massive.
It changed martial arts forever. It was massive.
Stephen Bonner. I think he got a lot of pay-per-views, too.
I think it got like a million pay-per-views. Dude, it was massive.
Hoyce versus Ken Shamrock super fight that went 30 minutes. Oh, yeah.
That shit was 1995. Nowhere near to what they are.

No.

Not even close. It wasn't.
It wasn't, but it was for us.

For us, it was a new thing. And that's great for you guys.

It was huge.

But as far as a business goes...

If it wasn't huge,

why is

Connor the biggest star in the world? Because he's a grappler?

No.

What it is is exciting. What's exciting? are exciting finishes are exciting don't know all of their has lost a lot of it or one brother a lot of his fights by submission but every big fighter really how come we ties in the bay hair up there's huge striking why hey who won this fight we don't even know exactly I'm very excited but but Eddie Eddie it's straight a huge the cable right so why is it the biggest sports don't have any stars well that's not true one FC is doing a really good job with it but I really think they need an American promotion that's similar to one FC that's willing to have just look everybody if you just want striking you can get the best kickboxers in the fucking world to just have a fight in the cage with MMA gloves on.
One championship does that. Exactly.
And it's great. And I think the UFC, instead of slap fight, maybe that's the way to go, there's an opportunity to just have stand-up-only rules.
Stand-up-only rules are, if you really want to see the wildest kickboxing in the world, it's not in the UFC. There's great fights in the UFC, but the wildest kickboxing is in Muay Thai.
But Alex Pierre came from that background. Glory World Champion.
And they're champions. Of course, yeah.
But the threat of Jiu-Jitsu is what makes it big. Striking with the threat of Jiu-Jitsu? Agree 100%.
Otherwise, Glory would be the biggest thing in Muay Thai would be huge. Muay Thai is not huge.
It should be huge. It's the same reason why the UFC almost wasn't huge.
You need a Fertittas. You need someone to come along that has a large amount of money, that understands business.
Look, they were $40 million in the hole when they did UFC Ultimate Fighter 1. Wow.
$40 million. And they were like, look, we can't.
There was one point in time where they had a phone call and the Fertittas got on the phone with Dana and they said, we're going to sell it. Let's sell it.
And then Dana got a call from them the next morning and they changed their mind. They said, fuck it.
Ride till the wheels fall off. Let's fund this Ultimate Fighter and it was the craziest Hail Mary of all time and Stefan Bonner and griffin in the finals had the craziest fight and everybody tuned in like millions of people were calling their friends saying there's the wildest fucking fight these guys are fighting in a cage on spike tv and it boom the whole sport blew up and then chuck liddell and then you know there's the sport just exploded from there but if muay thai doesn't have a Fertitta, you're not going to get that.

You're not going to get all the stories, all the, you know, this guy.

Building stars.

Yeah, all the different.

You're just going to see skill.

You don't think Chattree is kind of like a Fertitta?

Yes, he is.

And he's doing a great job doing that exact thing in 1FC, as well as including Jiu-Jitsu.

But for whatever reason, it's not that popular in America. It's just not it's I mean it does really well in Asia I don't know anybody outside of hardcore fans that's watching one FC it's not like my friends who are like a carpenter calls me up hey you watching one FC tonight like it's not not in America outside of America their views are higher than UFC like in Asia and Asia and shit, massive.
Huge. Massive.
And they get big crowds. Huge.
They have great fights, too. There's some great...
Stamp Fairtex. I'm all for more fights.
I'm all for more different ways of doing it. And I prefer their way of doing it where you have a bunch of different...
Like, you can have a stand-up Muay Thai fight where you're in a cage with little MMA gloves. Well, J then they have Grappling like Mikey, yeah, she was one of the main events underneath that was all brothers total brothers So good.
I can't believe how good they are who watching the brutal brothers after we had them. Yeah, they're so ridiculous They're so good.
Did you watch? Kate Rutolo versus Andrew Tackett. It's CGI.
Yes The people are calling that the most exciting jiu-jitsu match, and it didn't even have a finish. The most exciting jiu-jitsu match, and it didn't even have a finish.
It's violent. It's insane.
It's violent, dude. Now, both of those guys, Cade Rutolo and Andrew Tackett, both are combat jiu-jitsu world's champions.
Imagine them, that fight with fucking strikes. That'd be dope.
Although it's a different thing, said yo do that in one they both are champions in combat jiu-jitsu they're both into it kate even does mma i'm sorry can you imagine that andrew tackett versus kate rutolo with fucking strikes dog what's that would be fucking huge what is the difference combat combat jiu-jitsu is jiu-jitsu with strikes with hand punching or no no just palm strikes It's like a pancreas Yeah, you can fuck somebody up with your palms do we have knockouts and fucking feel this we have knockouts and TKOs all Try to do that with your knuckles. I know try to do that with your knuckles.
It's gonna hurt And you're not gonna write that out that hurts. Ow you could you get some pretty fucking hard While we we have a little time kit.
Can I do one little plug? Yeah, of course jujitsu overdose is my attempt to do like jujitsu Coachella like a coachella The Mexico and Kent Cancun in December we're having jujitsu overdose I'm having all my shows combat jujitsu worlds EBI Medusa, which is female combatitsu and combat jiu-jitsu mexico every night a different show and during the day a seminar jean-jacke machado this is it right here combat jiu-jitsu uh worlds ebi medusa stand up there you told me to do that but you but you declined but it's also gonna happen it's too late dog it's too late you had chance, but this is it right here. This is a jujitsu

overdose

It's every night a different jujitsu show during the day a different seminar and then at night

Comedians the dude you jitsu Sam Tripoli chingo bling where I've asked, but you were like your manager said it's not enough money. I didn't pay you enough.
I'm not going to do it for $2,500. I'm not going to do it for $2,500.
I'm not going to do it for $2,500. What are you talking about? I didn't charge you at all.
I think I'm going to be in Denver. And it's going to be a Planet Hollywood.
You think you're going to be in Denver? You don't know where you're going to be? What's the date? It's December 11th through December 16th. I'm in comedy works.
You go to jujitsuoverdose.com. It's going to be a Planet Hollywood.
All-inclusive. That means free food, free drinks.
You get to to jujitsu overdose calm reserve. It's gonna be a planet Hollywood all-inclusive free That means free food free drinks.
You get to watch jujitsu every night a seminar every day and Comedy every night my goal was to create the ultimate jujitsu experience. That was my goal for jujitsu Coachella for jujitsu right here.
You're crushing it. I like it proud of you brother I'm gonna try I'm gonna do it every every Decembercember this is the first one we're gonna do it every december every night and you know what what what fucking proved that shit for me pgf they do it's a it's a it's coming in uh november same thing a jujitsu show every night for five nights dude i ref that shit it was so much it was the it was the only vacation i ever took where I could have stayed another week.
Every vacation I've ever taken, I couldn't wait to get fucking home. I would change flights.
I wonder if I, like tonight, I'm supposed to leave tomorrow? I want to leave tonight. You know what I mean? I'm going to change my flight for tonight.
Every vacation I've ever been on, I was in Hawaii with my family. And my wife goes, we were supposed to leave Saturday afternoon and it's like Friday afternoon.
She goes, I changed the flight for tonight. She didn't say, you're going to be mad.
I'm sorry, but we have to leave. She already knew.
And she goes, I changed the flight for tonight. I'm like, fuck yeah, let's get the fuck out of Oahu.
Get the fuck out of here. You know what I mean? I'm done with this shit.
Waikiki Beach Okay, I get it We went out on a boat We went out on a boat Do you talk about this on stage? No Write it down For real, Eddie For real, for real I don't even know how to start that You hate vacations Dude, we went on Okay, we went on, okay, we're going to go see fucking sea turtles. Like a mile out of the ocean.
I saw Jaws 1, 2, and 3 when they came out, dog. Jaws 3 and 3D, that fucked me up.
They gave me PTSD for the ocean. But my son wanted to go fucking deep sea diving for fucking turtles.

Yo, I fucking had to suck it up.

I'm like, these kids are doing it.

You could do it.

You could do it.

These fucking kids are doing it. There was a bunch of kids.

I jumped in the ocean.

You jumped in the ocean.

Ocean, dog.

All I kept thinking about was Jaws 3 and 3D.

I won't do that shit.

I'm not into that shit.

I'm not into that shit.

Yeah, of course you do.

I'm not trying to go in the fucking ocean. Tim was like, you're going swimming.
He knows what I know. You deserve it.
Shut up. You deserve it.
I hope Jake Shields is in that water. And then I tried to wrestle with him on the beach, too.
It didn't go well. Yeah, good move.
Why don't you wrestle Tim Kennedy? But the point was... Legitimate psychopath.
Oh, my God. The point was...
Jiu-Jitsu black belt. World champion.
Good luck. Special forces.
Special forces. One of the toughest men ever that's ever walked on Earth.
Why don't you go hunting with Cam Haynes? He was in the fucking water for an hour with no wetsuit. Of course he was.
And he wasn't cold. I was in a wetsuit.
I was 15 minutes. I was like this.
That's the type of dude to find out how long you have to be in the water until you're dead. Yeah, right.
And then five minutes before that, he gets out. Yeah.
Yeah. You need those dudes.
You ever hear the story about him? The way he swam? He decided, you know. Oh, yeah.
He almost went to suicide. He kind of just swam all the way out.
And the fog was so thick. He was swimming for like three hours.
He was having trouble moving his legs. And that's the Morro Bay.
It's a great white breeding ground. And he's there in the dawn.
He's out there. A woman saw him get completely naked and get in the water.
What? Yep. And so she's like, something's not right.
And he just kept swimming. he's like two miles out in the middle of the ocean he's naked uh-huh why naked uh because he was like he was like fuck it if you're gonna die that's the way to die so so he can't feel his legs this is out there and uh and the coast guard comes up and they go what are you doing out here in the drink and he goes he starts rattling off his life story he goes i've got a girl pregnant i've another girl pregnant i'm all fucked up my whole life i think i got kicked out of the police force out of the you know fucking uh fire department my life's a mess and that guy goes okay you want to you want to sit out here in the drink or you want to come on board and he goes i don't know you know tim and he goes and the guy goes he looks at me goes your dick looks tiny in this water and it made him so

mad that he was like get the fuck off and he climbed up on there and they put a blanket around

him and stuff that's a smart dude he knows how to get to it man tim's the one who got me working out

again got me sober yeah tim's the oh really yeah no shit that's awesome i love i'm going hunting

with him uh two days from now what are you guys hunting deer and partridge and pheasant oh we're

at in london anytime you want to come out really in london huh so is that road deer dude yeah

We're going to be right back. Two days from now.
What are you guys hunting deer and partridge and pheasant? Oh, we're at in London Anytime you want to come out really in London. Oh, so is that road to your dude? Yeah Dogs to fetch the partridges and shit.
Yeah, we and fessence They drive the pheasants and the and the partridge we it's murder in the sky fucking pheasants are a weird one You know pheasants are a wild bird, but not really right like Pheasants are a weird one. You know, pheasants are a wild bird, but not really.
Right. Like, pheasants are a weird one.
You know what they do? They have these some places where they do a canned hunt. This is when Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face.
Oh, yeah. So it was a canned hunt.
Dude, they just have these boxes of birds. And they open them up, and the birds fly, and these old drunk dudes just start blowing them out of the sky.
That's it. That's it.
Boom. Yep.
Boom. That's kind of lame.
It's the lamest. What the fuck? It's the lamest thing of all time.
Listening to you, Luke Bryant, when you guys talk about hunting, I've never been into hunting. I was like, damn, I kind of want to go hunting.
Oh, it's so fun. That kind of hunting is the kind of hunting that he does and the kind of hunting that I do, for sure.
I do almost all of my hunting are mountain hunts. You ever jack you see a small there What's a monk? So it's a deer and it's literally a full-grown one is about I can't shoot that No, why don't you shoot them man? Oh, look at those sweetie.
They're so good. Look at those sweetie.
I'd shoot it man. We eat it.
I would they're really elusive I'm lying. I would eat it and especially if it was the only thing you could hunt.
Yep, and Roebuck. Oh, that's a baby.

Don't get the baby. Come on, you piece of shit.

You get the baby?

Bro, you know what's the easiest to hunt?

You know what's the easiest to hunt?

Pigs.

When you hunt wild pigs, it's like you're hunting orcs.

They're making these crazy noises.

There's no guilt.

There's no guilt.

Bro, there's none.

You see their tusks, and you see their comfort in dirt truffle farm in in italy right and they used to hunt they used to look for truffles with pigs right you know why they're doing it they don't do it anymore they use dogs now and i was like why he goes oh because the problem is before we had pointers a pig if you're a truffle farmer, 100% you're losing your fingers. It's like every truffle farmer is like, hey, how you doing? Nice to meet you.
Oh, because you're trying to get the pig out of the way and they just bite? Yeah, because one white truffle can cost $6,000, right? So you're getting that truffle. That's gold, right? And the pig will eat.
And the pig, you're not getting the pig off that truffle. So you don't eat your fingers.
They will fucking chew right through your fingers. Yeah, they eat people all the time.
I think it's one of the number one ways people die on farms. They fall into a pig pen.
Like an old guy have a heart attack. Fall into a pig pen.
They just devour. It all depends on how you treat the pigs, though.
I don't think so. That regenerative farm that I was at, there was a bunch of pigs and we hung out with the pigs.
They were all like dogs. Oh, no, no.
That's fine. That's fine.
I was like, you're going to kill these pigs? I think there's an argument for that because if you're in a cage and then the food falls into the cage, like anything on the ground is probably food to them. It's just meat on the ground.
And probably they hate their life because they're in a fucking cage. It's the first time I ever saw pigs on a farm and they fucking it's true they love like mud puddles oh yeah they get they they sub they get shit dude they love mud puddles dude i thought that was like some cartoon shit is a really good fight it's a great the only thing is like striker rackets looked really good against yuri but yuri just would not stop coming after him.
Would not stop coming and eventually got him. So you've got to wonder.
Good experience for him. This is a tough fight for Ankleyev.
It's a tough fight for both guys. Ankleyev's a fucking beast.
That guy is not getting his due for whatever reason. For whatever reason.
The draw, right? The draw kind of fucked him a little bit. He had a shot.
The draw with Jan, but you can't fault him for two of the best guys in the world fighting their heart out and coming to a draw. I never heard of this guy.
But they do because it wasn't the most exciting fight, so they move on. It wasn't the most exciting fight because they're both so good.
No, I'm with you, John. I don't like catering to casuals.
This is why I'm down with Eddie's idea, and I have the exact same If you tell me keeping the fight going at the at the next round if you are in the mount keep it going I don't think anybody should ever get stood up ever for any reason Why exactly box exactly they keep them on their feet if you like There's a foul boxing. They never go to the ground.
They never go go watch boxing if a guy's on top of you and he gouges your eye And there's a foul and they take a point away fuck. Yeah, stand him up If you're gonna let him keep fighting or if you're gonna disqualify him disqualify him Yeah, this is like one of the craziest ones you remember with that girl's name Priscilla Coshweira She was getting choked and I think it was Was it Jillian Murphy that that got her I forget who's find out who that is where she stuck her thumb into her eyeball it's horrible Paul Harris did to Jake Shields but watch this well Paul Harris like held on to he gouged a bunch of people but he also held on to Jake's Kimura he got him in a Kimura and didn't let go Paul Heiser's known for hanging on to stuff and then Nate Markhart beat the shit out of him can you show me that Jamie how did you remember her fucking last name Tom you were like what I commented that fight I was horrified I was like that girl should not no one even knows how to spell it she should not be fighting to defend your Ankhlaev, too, about him not being the most exciting, you realize, I was listening to this, he only shoots once every 15 minutes.
Ankhlaev? Yes. So we're all like, oh, he's this grappler.
All he does is wrestle. No, not really.
Well, he started shooting on Yann because Yann had fucked his legs up. So here it is.
So Look at that. That's Jillian Robertson Jillian Robertson there.
Yeah Jillian Robertson has her and she's been on the podcast She's cool. Look at this look at in the eyeball Oh in the eyeball That's not right fight or flight there, but that doesn't matter you can't ever do that You can't ever do this frowned upon that but that is that's such a dangerous foul

That's not even like a kick in the nuts. No, that's a you could ruin someone's eyes Forget how did did they notice it? The whole narrative on him be like oh just a grappler born guy not really man most of the stuff's done on the feet Yeah, he's a very good striker Well, it all depends on how you look at that stat.

If he said he only takes people down one time every 15 minutes, maybe he takes them down and keeps them down for a long time. Sure.
So you've got to factor that in. Well, he's only lost one time other than the draw, and that was to Paul Craig.
Paul Craig caught him in a triangle. Triangle.
Like the last second of the round. He was winning the entire fight, then Paul Craig caught him in a triangle.
Paul Craig got great jiu-jitsu. Great jiu-jitsu.
Phenomenal. Yeah, I love his jiu-jitsu.
He's fighting Bo Nickel. He's fighting Bo Nickel in December.
Yes, I'm very excited. I'm very excited for that.
Dude, what? And at 185. Damn.
Paul Craig's dropped down to 85. He's huge for 85.
He was fighting 205? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know.
Bo Nickel. Don't you remember what he did to Jamal? I don't remember.
He fucked his arm up memory broke his arm I'm not like you for Jamal and champion remembering everything from the UFC. You guys are retarded Remember you guys know everything literally my job.
I was Jesus Christ one of my jobs kind of mind You guys need to have like a separate MMA show man Yeah, the UFC is like the only thing that I have ever done that doesn't feel like a job That's an actual job like I get a check. I can't get it's about remembering shit like I put on shows like EBI I was the ref for all those fights.
I don't remember any of them And people like dude right there and people are like dude you refed my fight

I'm like who are you? Like do I know you? I don't remember shit. I suffer from that too, but you know what that is.
You gotta see it again You get you gotta see him over and over so what I want to know when do you guys what at night or in the morning? Do you guys review fights? It's all I listen to it's all I consume but like at night like what I watch fights it's purely for entertainment unless it's getting ready for an event like what do you do what's there's like say there's some cat on the car that I haven't seen fight before I'll go search his name on YouTube and watch I watch like yeah watch like LFA fight notes no I do it in my head mostly in my head. It's incredible how you guys...
When you guys start going off U2, I don't even want to jump in. I'm like, I don't know shit.
I don't remember anything from UFC. Bro, but I have so many friends that know all these things about sports.
I don't know who anybody is unless they marry someone famous. I don't know who anybody is unless they get arrested.
Someone has to do something. That's why I was surprised I saw you at the Texas game.
I had a great time. My wife is a big football fan.
Hinchcliffe's a big football fan, and so is Ron White. Longhorns? Yeah.
Bro, the excitement of being at a giant college football game is fucking wild. There's nothing like it, bro.
It was awesome. The energy is awesome.
See, I think Rakic can get it done. Even though he's on two fight losing skid, it's still a tough fucking fight for Nick Laius.
You never can count guys out when they're on skids. Look at Charles Oliveira.
Remember when Charles Oliveira was on that skid? Yeah. What's the skid? He was losing a bunch.
Look at Max Holloway. Yeah.
Well, Max was just Alexander Volkanovsky.

But still.

Volkanovsky just had his number.

And that's Volkanovsky in the peak of his performance.

But I don't even know if he had his number.

Those fights were so close.

No, the third one, he made it clear.

The second one, I thought Max won, honestly.

Me too.

Yeah, me too.

But Volkanovsky in the third one ran away with it.

And that's when a lot of people started thinking the best days of Max are behind him. But that's also Max not sparring, which is really interesting.
Because then you see Max gets ready for the Gaethje fight and he starts sparring again, and then you see this completely different Max. Dude, but it was even before that.
Korean Zombie was before that. Yep.
Yep. Look, Max is a monster, man.
And he's not old. He's 32.
Like, he's still in like he's still topiera is 30 it's not like they're young kids exactly look at alex berrera he's 37 he's smart though because he knows that the the you know the clock's ticking so he's trying to just monetize it just but the thing is like what do you got i'll fight him people were thinking and was probably guilty of it myself, that that Justin Gaethje fight was scary to me. I hated it.
Because like damn, Gaethje's so big. Oh bro, I'm on record going, Max why? Why? Please don't do this.
I was worried about him in that one. But you see his performance and you're like, oh, oh, oh, we gotta recalibrate and remember Max when he beat up Calvin Cater.
We gotta remember Max when he was piecing up Jose Aldo. Twice, Bubba.
Yeah, bro. His war with Dustin Poirier.
Yeah. Well, no, no.
Dustin Poirier pieced him up. That's a bad one.
Dustin pieced him up. In regards to Spartan? He was still a war, dude.
In regards to Spartan punishment? No, no, no. That was not a war.
That was not a war. Dan Hooker and Dustin Poirier was a war.
Max Holloway and Dustin Poir was Dustin That was tough to watch running away with it, but Dustin got tagged up he's still

No, no, no. He even said I left a piece of myself in there.
No, no, you're thinking of a different fight

You left a piece of yourself

I bet that was Dan Hooker you think yeah Dustin fucked him up. It was rough to watch that Dan Hooker fight was

Bananas yes Dustin and Dan Hooker went to war it was just back and forth

There's a video of it with no commentary on YouTube and you watch and you go Jesus Bananas. Yes.
Dustin and Dan Hooker went to war. It was just back and forth.

There's a video of it with no commentary on YouTube.

And you watch it and you go, Jesus.

Because it's at the apex.

And you just hear it rip, rip, rip, rip. But those guys duked it out.

Dustin just squeaked by with that one.

Dude, how about Hooker Conner?

How about Hooker Conner?

Is that real, though?

Well, Conner and Hooker said it's real. But Dana's like, I don't think so.
This is no commentary. Listen to this shit.
It's great. It's just brutal.
Fucking slimy, dude. I know striking.

This is crazy. Look how big Rakic is, dude.
That back. Striking in regards to sparring.
Striking, I'm no expert in striking when you're training for a fight and sparring. But in grappling, if you're going to do Abu Dhabi, if you're going to do ADCC, you're going to do EBI, come.
If you're not fucking sparring with the hardest guys you can find every day, you have no chance. In grappling, you have no chance if you're not sparring.
You have no chance. I think you're spot on, Eddie.
That's a fucking fact. Striking, I don't know because it's different.
It's different. You're right, Eddie.
What they're trying to do is minimize the biggest threat, which is head injuries. You can't.
In striking, I get it. If you don't spar, you just drill.
But in grappling, you have no shot. There's zero shot.
You don't need their striking either, really, because it's like being a firefighter and not training in hot environments. Well, you know what the Dutch guys do? You have to have to.
You have to. What the Dutch guys do is they don't go hard to the head.
So they go real hard to the legs and to the body, and they pull punches to the face. Don't Muay Thai guys do the same thing when they train? Muay Thai guys do the opposite.
They play. Muay Thai guys go hard.
No, no, no, no, no. They play.
Muay Thai guys in Thailand, because they fight every week. Right.
So you can't afford to be all fucked up. You're watching Muay Thai.
Their sparring is actually fighting. Yeah.
Correct. Right.
But they do spar. But when they spar, they spar like a lot of times with no pads.
But they don't need to, right, Joe? Because they have so many fights. It's unlike this.
They have so many fights. Who are the guys in UFC history who sparred striking the hardest? Vanderlei.
Vanderlei. Anderson Silva.
Verdum. Oh, yeah.
They sparred hard, right? Shane Carwin. Me and Shane Carwin.
Oh, who guys? You want to see some real sparring?

Watch some of those guys, some of those boxers.

Like some of those Mexican boxers.

Oh, yeah.

Strickland spars all the time, right, striking?

All the time.

Strickland's number one.

He's number one.

He spars more than he does anything, they say.

And look how calm he is in the third, fourth, and fifth rounds.

Because he's doing it. That kind of cardio is a different kind of cardio.

The constant.

And you've seen the way Strickland spars. He melts people.
He basically fights people especially if you start. You gotta spar You gotta spar right? You got it.
You know who sparred hard as fuck was TJ Dillashaw. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, all those alpha male guys And even even like can you imagine you're trying to win a Rattality yeah, can you imagine trying to win a wrestling championship and you're not sparring?

It's impossible.

Impossible.

But I think guys were just trying to figure out how to minimize getting head trauma.

There's a way to do it.

You've got to spar with people who you trust.

It's tough, Joe.

It is tough.

I don't think you can come out on scathe.

It's just what you sign up for.

No, no, no.

You cannot come out on scathe.

But you can minimize the damage if you spar with people that you trust. That if they're going to get you.
They'll hit you with a little of that and not full clip and try to take you out. I watched that Better Beed B-Ball fight, and even when B-Ball had his hands up, he would get hit in the gloves and his spine would still take the reverberation.
That was a very interesting fight. It's such an interesting boxing match between the Russian style of amateur boxing.
So sophisticated. Just like their wrestling program.
So sophisticated. And to see those two tacticians.
Incredible. And Betterby might be the scariest fucking dude who's ever fought at the light heavyweight.
He's a monster. And he's 39.

39.

And storming the gates in the fucking 10th, 11th, and 12th rounds.

Oh!

Ivald was getting in trouble in the latter half of the fight.

Brendan, you're right, man.

Uncle I have his first thought.

It's just a strike, man. Yeah, so the narrative of him being like this boring grappler striker,

doesn't get a title shot.

You're like, if you look at the stats, he's actually more of a striker. He said he wanted to stand with Pereira.
He said Pereira doesn't have a chin. That's a bad idea.
That's fucking fun for us. What are you talking about? Shut up, Brendan.
You're ruining everything. You ruined the Kamala thing.
You ruined the Kamala thing and now you're ruining this. Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm off my game. Bro.
Yeah, I'm a big fan of Uncle Iov. I think he got a real raw deal.
I think the Jan Bojovic fight is not his fault. It was a great fight, and I thought he did what he had to do to win.
He took him to the ground because his fucking leg was gone. What do you want him to do? Get a concussion? But I also get from Dana White in the UFC, it's like, he had a shot.
Let's keep going. These guys have similar styles.
Man, I think you've got to be a purist. I think the best guys have to fight the best guys, period.
And that's one of the fucking best guys for sure. And the fact that he's not always in the conversation of who to fight next for the title.
But he's been talking shit. And now Pereira's mad at him.
So Pereira is telling him he's going to have to wait. Yeah, the UFC have four.
But so far he's losing this fight. He lost that first round.
If you make Pereira angry, you you have a real problem on your hands He's terrified. He's the most terrifying guy ever in the sport.
He's enormous, but it's the skill man It's the skill correct standing right there. Do you also? Khalil oh my god right in his face.
He kept his right in his face You're like sliding away from punches and landing thudding bows Did you hear what Mark Goddard me? He never heard a sound like that right? He said 20 years Referee in fights terrible Mark Goddard impression. I didn't know it was ungodly ungodly the sound ungodly He made sure he came over to me to tell me that like with his look in his eyes like it's ungodly I heard it.
I was cage side. It was fucking crazy.
Bro, he hit so hard. There's a special dude, man.

He's built different, man.

I'm telling you, there's something different.

You see his sister, too?

Yeah.

She's got the same skills as him, man.

That left hook KO in karate combat.

She's fucking nasty.

I hope she gets signed to the UFC, too.

That would be crazy.

The Pereira sister wins the title.

And he wins the title.

Main event, co-main event.

What if it's the same way?

What if she storms the gates, too, and just starts fucking lighting people up on fire?

Oh, speaking of women's event, Tatiana Suarez is out again.

She's injured.

I'm sorry. Mr.
Wins the title and he wins the title. Main event, co-main event.
What if it's the same way? What if she storms the gates, too, and just starts fucking lighting people up on fire? Speaking of women's event, Tatiana Suarez is out again.

She's injured.

She's been injured so many times.

I know that poor girl.

She's so good.

She's 30 now, too.

I know.

She's so good, dude.

It's a bummer.

People keep forgetting about her.

They shouldn't.

Tatiana's one of the best female wrestlers to ever compete in the sport, man.

She's so dominant.

Yeah.

That sucks.

They keep getting hurt. Look at, I mean, we were talking about T.
Oh, that was a nice left hand TJ Dillshaw Teejai Dillshaw got ruined because of injuries man you get me know why cuz he went so fucking and You want to Kobe mentality in MMA nothing close Well, if you get an inch on him, he would heve it. He beat San Hagen with one leg.
Remember that. Dude, somebody would get some on him in training, and literally he couldn't just let it go.
He said his whole family was like that. They would race on the way home.
See who gets home first. Savage.
Yeah, he said his family was super, super competitive. He's a great dude.
He's crushing it. His supplements are good.
Is he really? I'm of Olympia. I keep seeing him try to rehabilitate.
His supplements are good? What does that mean? He has supplements now. He has protein powder, healthy protein powder.
Doesn't everybody? No. Well, he's just saying, Eddie, that his business is doing well.
Oh, I'm saying he owns it. It's his business.
Oh, it's his business. Okay.
I thought you meant like, okay. He sent me a bunch of the protein powder.
Oh, you thought he was taking stuff. Oh, no.
Yeah, like, doesn't everybody, I do. That's hilarious.
No, he has a company. He has a seasoning company, too.
Doesn't he have a wild game seasoning company? I think so. What if every UFC fighter just got on a stem cell regimen? Oh, my God.
Imagine. It was just standard.
It was just standard. The sport would go.
Yeah, the stem cells. If the FDA didn't regulate it the way they do if they just allow what the CGI is doing down in Tijuana and they allow the CBI CBI CPI Cellular Performance Institute at Clay Just talk to no, they just send people to TJ CPI like like on the regular Listen, they should be able to do that in Vegas at the fucking performances, too.
They should have it at the UPI. Right after the fight.
They won't allow that. They won't allow that.
No, no, no. They should and they will.
Eventually, they will. Yeah, because enough people are going to get healed by it where they realize it can save people from all sorts of problems.
Neurological conditions. It radically repairs tissue damage.
Soft tissue damage. Really just heard uh the the one of the biggest fighters of all time for some reason i'm not allowed to say his name but one of the biggest fighters of all time does his name no i'm with george st pierre no yeah no that's what i was gonna call it no no one of the bigger way bigger than that way bigger than george st pierre wait That's.
Went to CPI in Tijuana and is about to have a fight. And it's going to be...
Floyd. I ain't going to say nothing.
What are you doing? For some reason, it was a secret. It was Mike Tyson.
It was a secret. How do you know? How would you know? I didn't say that.
I didn't say that. That's the only guy.
Who the fuck is bigger? Who's bigger than George St. Pierre?

Mike Tyson. Way bigger?

There's nobody else way bigger than George St. Pierre than Mike Tyson.

Joey Beltran.

Okay, it's 100% Mike Tyson.

It's Mike Tyson.

I didn't say that, though.

Where you shoot him in?

No, you shoot him into your dick, mostly. That's what I do.

Yeah, you have to

spot wherever the injury is. It's in your knee.
you shoot them into your dick mostly. That's what I do.
Yeah, you have to spot wherever the injury is.

It's in your knee.

They put it in your knee.

It fits both my shoulders.

Dude, I'm lifting like a motherfucker because of the fucking stamps, dog.

Wow.

I was going to have surgery on this mother-torn labrum.

Surgery.

And what happened?

They shot it up like a motherfucker.

Went down to TJ.

Did you know there's a part of TJ that's nice?

I didn't know that.

I thought it was all favela.

I went down there.

I feel like I'm in West LA.

That's where all the off-road companies are at, like McNeil Racing, all that shit.

Don't touch this area.

Round three, boys.

This is heating up.

Uncle Ive's actually connecting more.

He is.

It's a good fight.

It's probably 1-1. Oh.
Left hook over the top. I think Uncle I was actually...
No, Rakic won that first round. Did he? Yes.
Okay. Now I have been talking about stem cells, but I think he won the first.
How many times have you done stem cells, Joe? Oh, dozens. Really? Yeah, I started doing them a long time ago.
It's different. Yeah, it's definitely different.
No, no, no. There's a reason whyI is in Tijuana, because what they're doing, dog.
The real shit. They're doing some shit.
100%. It's different.
And then there's also Panama. Neil Reardon's place in Panama.
They're doing the similar shit. And then there's the other place in Colombia that's really good.
If they allowed it in the United States, what they're doing at CPI, they wouldn't be in TJ. They're only in TJ because they have to be.
So what it this is what I'm trees not injuries there's a lot of help help with neurological conditions like they're doing IV stem cells with people that have like certain I can hook you up easy I just talked to everything's wrong with you I'm 57 everything's wrong with you You need some stamps. Is it the limp? Stop lying.
Everything's wrong. How's your dick working?

Is it working fine?

My dick works very well is it good? Okay, I'm waiting. Congratulations.
Can they do something for Callan's hair down there? Hey, man, hey, that's the next thing with stems is hairy growth and Dick stems dick stems dog. They're working on dick stems like it's gonna to make your dick bigger and fucking stronger.
Wow. I'm excited.
Imagine if bushes came back. If bushes came back.
People are tired of shaved pussies. Oh, God.
Shaved balls. No, man.
So let's go au natural. Go back.
Maybe it'll be more attractive to people. Wasn't that a thing for a while? Do you shave your balls? Do you shave your balls? Closer to an ape.
Yeah, in the 70s. Do you shave your balls? Yeah, yeah.
I do now, especially because there's so much gray down there. It's so depressing.
I go down to a Brazilian wax place. Oh, yeah, you don't? And I go, don't wax me.
Can you trim me instead? And, dude, I get trimmed. Do they put your legs up like a baby? Everything.
Congratulations. They trim my whole body.
Just use a manscape. But I don't want to.

Does a guy do it or a girl do it?

A girl dog.

That poor lady.

A dog guy.

Imagine my balls.

It's an old Russian lady.

Uncle Ive is connecting on Rocket right now.

An old Russian lady trims my balls.

I don't think that's legal.

You should probably not tell that to people online.

No, no, it's legal.

It's totally legal.

Oh, that's another shot.

He's winning this round.

Oh, Uncle Ive is connecting this.

Uncle Ive is kind of taking over.

Well, Rocket has a tendency sometimes to fade. Rocket? That's a lot of muscle.
Because he's so fast. A lot of muscle.
A lot of fast twitch. Yep.
It's so hard for those big jack guys to keep a high pace. Yep.
Oh, wrestling? No. That's going to be tough.
A single leg. He's no punk there, but Uncle I is tough.
He's not doing so good in the stand-up. At least this slows it down a little.

But when you're down, you need to finish.

Yeah, but he might be in survival mode here.

Yeah, he got tagged.

The thing is when guys know they're on slippery slopes

and they'll take a dive in for a clinch,

this is why boxers get killed more than UFC fighters.

Correct.

It's because you have options that can preserve you.

Also,

the whole knockdown thing,

counting to 10.

Clearly concussed.

100%. Clearly.

Yeah,

especially like Francis.

Yeah.

Like,

that's crazy

that they let him fight

in that next round.

Wild, dude.

In MMA,

it would most likely be over.

Yeah,

unless the clock was running down.

Someone dives on top of you,

hammer fists you

a couple of times.

Game over.

That's why I think

with Topiria,

I think we're going to see

more grappling. I think he're going to see more grappling.

I think he's... He's grappling's...

He's so complete, man. He's so complete.

But he's also super

cocky, and Max is a

real warrior, man. He's the real

deal. See, I think Max has an advantage on the feet.

Who knows? He's got length.

That's for sure. But Ilya is

so fast, and he's so lethal when he

gets inside. So technically good.
And every shot is so dangerous. Such a good boxer.
Every shot can put you away. The way he put away – I know Alex was coming off of that knockout loss to Islam, but it was still.
The way he knocked out Jai Herbert after he got head kicked in the first round. Bro.
It's hard to see the subtleties, too, when you're that good. Like where they put their feet.
the way And the way he survived Ryan Hall's jujitsu onslaught. Oh, yeah that right there He rolled with Ryan Hall because it's like rolling with fucking water like a wave.
Yeah What to period did the fucking? Brian Brian Mitchell. Oh, yeah, right.
Yeah, he's. He's a savage, yeah.
Ragdoll him. Ragdoll him.
He's dangerous. He's really fucking dangerous.
What's up? Isn't Bryce mainly a jiu-jitsu guy? That's all he is. Bryce's got good stand-up, man.
He knocked down Netson Barboza. Yeah.
Remember? His stand-up's not that bad. It's just his jiu-jitsu is real good.
Real good. His stand-up's good.
How awesome is Bryce Mitchell's persona? It's hilarious. I always thought he was just a farmer from the get, but he's a city guy whose grandma was a farmer.
And then he'd go visit his grandma, and it's like, dude, I want to live like this. He was a city dude.
I always thought he was just a farmer, just based on what you see on Instagram, but he became

a farmer because his grandma was

a farmer. You ever heard him rap?

No, no.

Dude, he's got fucking

bars, dog.

I believe it.

He can rap.

I think I'm going to lie.

There might be

video out there, Jamie, of Bryce Mitchell rapping. I watched it'll go.
There might be video out there, Jamie,

of Bryce Mitchell rapping.

I watched it this morning.

He's good!

Check this out.

Check this out.

There's one of him freestyling.

Pasture fire. Perfect!

Already it's great.

He can rap, dude.

Yes. Watch.

Yo. This has 413,000 views.

That's a lot of views, though.

That's a lot.

That's good. He's great.
Jamie, find him. That's good.
I'll wait until Jamie gets back. You like this, you old fuck? That's pretty good.
There's one with him with the schmo. Props to Bryce Mitchell.
Yeah, he can fucking freestyle. Dude, freestyle dude.
He goes okay who won this fight? I'm gonna go with the beard guy 100% I'll call I I'll say but you know decisions are sketch Especially we've had some we've we've had some What do you think is more corrupt Vegas decisions or Abu D Dhabi decisions? You think? Oh, all day. Really? Oh, yeah.
I think they bring the same judges everywhere, man. Do they? Yeah.
Where do the judges sit? You don't think Abu Dhabi got some Muslim judges? I don't know. I don't know what the rules are.
I think in some places, I know they do referees in some places. So, say if you go to a state like Kentucky, for example, you have to use a certain amount of state referees.
And some of them aren't really qualified to be doing a UFC like that happened in Salt Lake City. A guy got pulled from the rest of the card.
Tai Tuovasa. Yeah, the guy, this was a different one in Salt Lake City recently.
You know which one I'm talking about with Tai Tu Tuovasa? No. The card was, oh, it was in Australia.
The dude gave it like 10-8 for Tai Tuovasa. He clearly lost the fight.
They literally kicked him out after the fight. Oh, that's right.
That's another one. They're like, get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, that was a judge they did that too. That was a judge, yeah.
Yeah, that was a good move. They got to do that.
When someone gives a crazy decision like that, where everybody's like, shut the fuck up. But what I was talking about was referees So this referee did a real he like kept separating people like instantly They clinch instantly separate him as soon as the crowd would boo fucks up bring it up Start fighting again, and everybody's like what are you doing? He missed a nut shot or an eye poke.
I forgot which one it is, but they kicked that guy out So it does happen occasionally, but I have to be really bad judges for the part, I think are the same. I think they're like our traveling judges.
Similar, yeah. I think the judges, they think, are the good judges.
You think? I think some of them are good judges. Some of them are good judges, but every now and then you get a decision where you're like, whoever the fuck thought the fight went that way really shouldn't be doing this at a professional level.
And they don't have to take any accountability. Well, they do.
They can get fired. Yeah, maybe, but it's rare.
They should have some sort of spokesman, the same as the president does, that comes out and they ask questions. How the fuck did you score that 10-8? And they're like, well, he said he scored it because of this.
And you go, okay, that at least makes sense. I feel like three is too little.
Three opinions is just not enough. I think Glory has four or five.
I think you should have five. Shouldn't they be fighters too? Shouldn't they have some fight experience? 100%.
And what about, where do they sit? They have to at least be practitioners. If you don't do jujitsu, you don't know what the fuck is going on.
So you don't know if it's close or not close.

You don't know if a guy's fine or if a guy's in deep shit.

You really don't know.

You don't know what you're looking at.

It's like listening to someone speak French and you don't speak French.

Like, I guess they're talking.

I don't know what the fuck they're saying.

If you see people scrambling and you don't know what's going on,

you just see two bodies whirling around.

But if you're Eddie Bravo, you see exactly what's going on. You see when a guy's in trouble.

If you're judging and you can't differentiate between those two things, you have no business judging. I think that's the point.
Let me ask you. I think the point is, this is the conspiracy.
The people at the top, the casinos and all the betting, they want you to blame the judges and not blame them. So they put in incompetent people.
I never met a bookie with a part-time job. I think incompetent judges are very important to the high level.
Cakeside. They should be.
There's a lot of money. There definitely is that.
Do you remember that there was a lady that she was responsible for a couple real bad boxing decisions.

The Bird.

What was that, Bird?

No, no, no.

She's a nice lady.

Yes, exactly.

Adelaide Bird.

No, Adelaide Bird is a nice lady.

Okay.

She had to go into hiding.

No martial arts experience.

It's crazy.

It's like me teaching flight school.

I've been on a plane.

Fuck it.

Let's go.

Adelaide Bird. Come on.
Nice lady love her she's a sweetheart but yeah me and Dan Cormier and her name came up he goes oh Adelaide Byrd I go she's a nice lady she's a wonderful lady she's a wonderful she's a nice lady but yeah her decision if you're a professional and you're fighting for the title and and one judge sees it correctly, and then she sees it wildly incorrectly, and then another judge sees it incorrectly. First of all, I wouldn't have them sit together.
Look at this. One 18-110 decision in favor of Canelo.
Adelaide Bird. Oh, boy.
Oh, Adelaide. She's a good girl.
She's a nice lady. I would never have them sit together.
She's a nice person. You person You just want to judge that was the Canelo fight where it looked like triple G beat him.
That was bad Yeah, the first fight triple G in my mind beat him nothing's more correct. What's the latest with triple G? I know He's over yeah, there's nothing not one more big thing for him.
No Well nothing with the idea See in his last 42? 42? Oh, he's 42 already? He's still fighting. I think he's won some odd...
Yeah, juicy in his last fight.

42.

He's still fighting.

I think he won some odd title.

Wasn't it a title?

Some strange title?

It's over.

Tyson fight still going on?

Yeah.

That's still going on.

Well, you know.

You were watching him get stem cells, you son of a bitch. I didn't say that.

I didn't say shit.

You got caught, dude.

I didn't say shit.

I wasn't supposed to say nothing. Eddie had the best.
Now you really said it. No, but I didn't say anything.
I didn't say anything. We got you, son.
We leaked it out of you. You spilled the beans.
But Eddie had the best take on that Tyson Jake Paul thing. He was like, if you want to get people intrigued, which nobody is, if you want to get people intrigued, you do it bare knuckle.
You're telling me you might have been better over the wall if you found out Mike Tyson was gonna punch somebody bare knuckle and it's Jake Paul yeah I think bare knuckle saves boxing you just just make it bare knuckle fuck the big-ass pillow yeah but then how much do you think Mike Perry versus Jake Paul would have been different it was bare knuckle it'd be way different I don't know who'd win but damn it is different it would have been a better fight dude bare knuckle cuts motherfuckers i know but also so when you're here if somebody's hooking you and you have gloves on this protects you of course who wants to that's what we want you think the audience is looking for we're looking for protection it's not just that brian it hurts your looking for knockouts it hurts your arms if you get punched in the arms fucking your hand easily. Oh, yeah Look at this boys.
No, it's not this boys. Look at Homs up Do you remember hot the ultimate player? Crazy movie remember when Hamza was fighting Gilbert Burns and as Gilbert's walking out Yeah, waiting and then you had a fight of his life.
Yeah was like oh really bro that was gilbert in his prime yeah when gilbert dropped him i was like oh but hamzat's got a heart dude look at him talking here i'm kevin no you listen to the interview with that brett akimoto and he actually sounds he like drops the whole arrogance thing you're like oh this dude's a real one bro Bro the Kevin Holland fight was bananas. He hit the gas like he drained the gas tank right away He just dove on him took him down Forced a bunch of scrambles and caught him in a tough for Kevin Holland to suppose fight a striker Really, right like hours before you switch it Yeah All this emotions because they got in a brawl in the fucking the fucking way and they get in a brawl during the weigh-ins and say like okay you want to fight for real for real and all sudden Kevin Hall's like Jesus Christ yeah and then remember I asked him I go is this a better five years fuck no I got $100 on Whitaker right now I'll put the money $100 I'm not allowed i'm not 100 100 i'm not allowed to bet i'm gonna go with chemaev okay hundred dollars yeah all right hold on i don't do venmo how much does brian owe you how much does he owe you for all the losses i don't even know these days that's not true i haven't lost that much you're ahead now you're ahead at this point a few thousand bubble.
I'm down five grand. Do you have a ledger anywhere where you keep track of your losses?

I'm down five grand do you have a ledger anywhere where you keep track of your losses i'm down five thousand i don't talk about it right now you don't give it to him though you don't give him the five thousand temporarily ahead but but but wouldn't you feel better if you gave him the money we pay each other we paid me that one time but you owe money wouldn't it be nice if we just give him that money home wouldn't it feel better we can bet during bet during a fight campaign? I am not allowed to bet on a fight. You can? Legally? Legal? Joe can't.
Yeah, the UFC literally, because you know the whole thing with the betting where the trainer called the fight? Yeah, you know that story. Because of that, no one's allowed to bet.
Okay. No one.
All right. But Eddie, you can bet Brian.
Joe just can't be involved. I need to see the money.
I used to bet in the early days of the UFC. I Venmo him.
I'm old school. When I first started working for the UFC, especially when I wasn't even getting paid, I'd bet on fights because no one knew what the fuck was going on.
There was these guys coming in from Russia. I was like, you don't even know who this is? Like, what are the odds? This is the stupidest odds of all time.
Brazilian guys would come in and the odds makers had no idea who the guy was. Yeah, they get told by someone.
And then you see the matchup. You're like, oh, this guy's going to smoke this guy.
Yeah, Paulo Filo's actually pretty good. Aubrey and I were at 84% at one point.
Jesus. Because I had quit gambling on it because I realized, this is a little sketchy.
Even though they tell me, I can't affect the outcome. But it's weird if I have money riding on a fighter and people already think I'm biased.
I'm like do that so I stopped doing it so I'd give advice to Aubrey

I'd pick and we were 84%

There was a few that I was like 100% all the money on Anderson's over Fucking debut Anderson his debut. I mean that was the one I was like bet the house Wait when he fought I was like bet the house on the Brazilian bet the house so good this is after Anderson became Anderson and cage warriors remember yeah was a cage warriors cage warriors yeah yeah so when he went over there and he fought Lee Murray and then he fought Tony Fricklin he hit him with that crazy upward elbow that is coach told him to stop practicing he'd make his wife hold a pillow when he got home and he was practicing that, standing

there and stepping forward and he wanted to

knock him out with that. He had this in his head that that's what he was

going to do. That's so weird.
But that's obsession.

The Jorge Rivera

fight, remember that? Oh my god.

Another day. Another day

in the office.

Oh, he's fired up, dude. Are you kidding me?

He hasn't fought in a long time. How long

has it been? Let's calm down. God, it's been

at least a year. Who was the last

Thank you. the office.
Oh, he's fired up, dude. Are you kidding me? He hasn't fought in a long time.
How long has it been? Let's calm down. God, it's been at least a year.
Who was the last guy he fought? Kevin Holland. And what happened? He submitted him really easy.
Very quick. No, last fight was Kamaru Usman.
Oh, that's right. You're right.
That was a year ago. That was one year ago.
And that was a decision? That was a decision. That was the one where Kamaru was like, I should have picked five rounds.
If it was five, it would have been a tough fight for him. This is really interesting because it all depends on whether, first of all, it's five rounds.
This is a five-round fight, which is huge. And Whitaker's hard.
Like, the first round, he's probably, you gotta dominate. Whitaker beat Yoel Romero.
Correct. Who was the all-time scariest wrestler that ever competed in MMA.
And Whitaker's not one of those guys where if he's down on the cards, he's going to just pack it up. But Romero didn't really take people down.
Romero would conserve a lot of his energy. He'd explode on you and smash you.
He never took anybody down. Very rarely.
He took down Izzy and didn't hold him down. Took Weidman down.
He could have never used his wrestling. Hardly.
Because it was a conserving energy thing. Yeah.
Because his thing was always exploding on you. Yeah.
Like he did with Weibin. He hit him in that flying knee.
And rock hold. Oh, my God.
But that flying knee he hit Weibin with. Oh, crap.
There's so much blood on the mats, dog. That was the worst part of fighting.
There's blood all over the mats. When you're doing that circle around the ring and you see that warm blood beneath your fucking feet.
And you like boy what am i doing yeah i go what the am i doing damn there might be covet in that blood i hope not maybe monkey pox even worse dude how quickly did monkey pox die they tried twice they tried twice dude the who said yo worldwide emergency oh yeah no more butt-fucking. Yeah.
No, it's ass-eating. Is it ass-eating? Ass-eating.
How does it get on your dick if it's ass-eating? Because you don't just eat ass. Oh, then you suck dick.
You go crazy. Yeah, you don't stop.
I don't know if it's just ass-eating. Ass-eating is the appetizer, bro.
Were they getting monkeypox on their lips? You get all crazy. They had monkeypox on their lips? That's how you get to...
Four gay dudes ate so much ass, they died. And they were like, we need to...
This is emergency. We need to lock America down.
Dude, no one gave... No one put a fuck about monkeypox.
If four dudes played Russian roulette and died, so we all had to wear helmets. That's literally what it's like.

It's so stupid.

Dude, monkey box. Stop eating ass once you get a blister, you fucking pig.

You fucking greedy pig.

Tell you what happened at the time.

There's a blister all over your fucking nose.

Is that what happens?

Yeah.

And they recommended washing your ass before someone ate it.

Yeah, wash your ass.

Wash your ass before somebody eats it. They had it on freeway signs.
Wash your ass. That's courtesy.
That's courtesy. That's courtesy.
Remember that shit when they were on the freeway signs during the scandemic? When it was like, wash your hands, be safe. They were telling us to wash our hands.
Save a life six feet. From a respiratory disease.
Yeah, wash. Dude, on the freeway signs, wash your hands.
Ooh, Robert Whitaker. I don't think they're ever going to get us like that again.
No, that was the vaccine. That's the ironic shit.
It was like, that's the vaccine. It's never going to happen again.
Because they already hit it. They hit it with us.
They vaccinated us against bullshit. Yeah, the next one, no hospitalization, dog.
Next one. Did you see the recent statistics on respirators? No.
90% of COVID patients who went on respirators died from it. We have a family friend that died from it.
And then they didn't let you go to the hospital. They didn't tell you where they were going to bury these motherfuckers and you couldn't have a funeral.
Dude, dude. And people went along with that shit.
They were like, okay, no funals that's and what's crazy is some people will still go along with it and they remember when they scared the fuck out of everybody and they they put it out on cnn the the hospitals are running out of body bags they were running out of body bags they had a ticker because it was good it was good for ratings so you had a ticker of people dying who were dying of, if you went to the hospital, you

had COVID, but you were in a car accident.

They counted it as a death from COVID because they got more money from the government.

Totally.

Did you see the fucking Rolling Stone article during the height of it all where they said

that people were waiting in line to go into the emergency room for gunshot wounds because

so many people were overdosing from ivermectin.

Yeah.

Rolling Stone.

Not only did they do that, they used a stock photograph of people waiting in line at a hospital but these fucking morons did a photograph of people with coats on because it was a winter they're waiting for a flu shot so we knew it was fake so it's fake but no one was going to the hospital for ivermectin overdose even if you get the that they give horses, it's still ivermectin. If you get penicillin, penicillin's a veterinary medicine, too.
It doesn't mean you get penicillin, you're taking horse medicine. It's a medicine.
It's the same medicine. No one's dying from it, you fucking liars.
Look at P. Diddy, the whole thing is exposing the music industry, right? And what's the height of the music industry? Rolling Stone? I mean, like, that's...
They're just... It's all corrupt that shit.
It's all corrupt that shit. They used to be a great magazine, and they got hijacked by a bunch of young morons.
Well, that's what happened to Vice. I had Shane Smith on from Vice, the same thing.
He was amazing. It's the same thing.
He lost everything, dude. Everything.
Why? What happened? Because Vice went bankrupt. He used to be my neighbor.
I used to see him every day. He went bankrupt over a sexual harassment.
No. Nay, sir.
The fucking ratings crashed to the floor. They went woke, went broke.
It's the best example ever. Why did they do that? Because they have young kids they hire as interns, and they're all coming straight out of college.
They think this think this is the world they gave them the wheel they have been indoctrinated into a cult it is a real cult you know the new york times the reason they make money is off their crossword puzzle and you know that the washington post has lost half their readership in the past four years and they lost 70 million dollars i wonder why yeah and and they hired this new guy and he was, you're right. You guys are all right in this stuff.
Nobody's reading your shit. So we're not going to exist unless something changes.
Just double down on crosswords. Well, people are so mad that they refused to endorse Kamala Harris for president.
Oh, yeah. Well, that was the LA Times.
No. It was the Washington Post.
And the LA Times. That's weird.
Why are they turning their back? Why are they saying? Because she's going to hitch their- It's just one side or the other. What are they doing? She's going to lose.
Well, magazines, newspapers have always endorsed a candidate traditionally. They might not be so sure they want her to win anymore.
I mean, who knows what they know? Who knows what all these people behind the scenes. There's a 5D chess going on.
It might be as simple as they didn't think she could win. Let's try to get her to win.

If she doesn't win, we'll be fine because in four

years we got this and we're going to do

that. We've already set this in place.

We already have all these people moving into swing states.

We're going to give them amnesty.

There's a lot of wild shit. How many illegal immigrants

in the last four years? Is it 20 million?

Millions. Millions.
Millions

of undocumented people, which is

even crazier. And they're giving them fucking

flight. You know, you could, I've seen it

personally. I've been on flights I did a seminar in Tucson and while I was in Tucson the border patrol agents that trained you Jitsu They were telling me yo, they're giving them fucking flights.
They're giving them fucking debit cards with a thousand dollars on them They giving them an iPhone. I'm like what part then I go on the flight I go on my flight and I got immigrants in front of me like this woman and she seemed very innocent and legit.
She didn't need to be vetted. She had never been on a plane before in her life and on her backpack.
Here we go. On her backpack.
Here we go. Here we go.
Do you know that? Part of that is a secret. Shut your mouth.
Oh, they really want to track that. That's not what it is, Brian.
You don't even know what the app is. The app was for shipping.
It was originally made for people to come over to this country. Oh, look at this.
Damn. He's not going to strike with him.
He doesn't want to strike with him. Look at this.
Look at this. Oh.
Damn, he's got his back already. Whitaker has got out of the first round.
It's going to be tough. The first round is a typhoon.
Dude, he's got his back already. Right.
But if Hamzat can't get Whitaker here, he's dumping a lot of energy here.

He's fucked.

And this is five rounds.

You've got to take that back.

If you're a Whitaker right here, you've got to go balls deep into the shit.

I'll tell you what.

Hamzat is very comfy here.

If you're a Whitaker fan, you just want this to go past the first round.

He's such a good grappler, man.

I'm telling you.

His grappling is extraordinary.

When you see him with that Olympic gold medalist.

I didn't see him with an Olympic gold medalist. Oh, dude, the scrambles.
Dude, he's already on his back, and it's 30 seconds. He's winning the scrambles with an Olympic gold medal.
Bro, he's nasty. Hand me that coffee bottle.
Did you see what he did to Rockhold? Did you see that grappling match? No, I did not. No, I did not.
I didn't see it. It's manhandled.
He manhandled. It's manhandled.
That's insane. Rockhold is a beast.
And he's physically a beast. He's a strong motherfucker

Yeah for Homs off to do that to him. I don't know what kind of shit Rockhold was behind you, but I don't know if he had been rolling

Yeah, can we do picture-in-picture over here is that no?

Damn, you guys got a billion dollars. I know we're looking back and forth.
It's ridiculous

Maybe next time we'll get a monitor above that monitor. Maybe that's what we'll do.
Maybe that's the move

It's ridiculous. Maybe next time we'll get a monitor above that monitor.
Maybe that's what we'll do. Maybe that's the move.
It's too expensive. Well, we used to have it where we're looking that way, but we wanted to be able to show things on the screen sometimes.
Man, Whitaker's been through everything, though. He's such a veteran.
I can get you a good deal on a fucking big screen. You're the best, bro.
400 bucks. You're the best.
Hey, whatever. You know, you don't want to fuck him.
I was not still on his back. You know who's watching this closely is Bo Nickel.
Oh bro 100% right well Bo Zicklin hunting that bow nickel and homes that would be a

Oh shit, look at that. Three minutes left and he's got both hooks in.

Oh, and he's got a body triangle in it.

One second.

Almost.

Oh, he's out!

Look at that!

Let's go!

Shit!

Look at that.

Just like Khabib.

Just when you escape Khabib, he doesn't give up and reset. He just takes you down from that position.
Good Lord. And then you lose right there from that position.
You lose that little victory that you had. And then that frustrates you.
It's also tiring. Because a lot of people would reset and stand up.
Okay, he escaped. He didn't let him...
It was like he took him down right there. Right away.

He didn't explode out of there

quick enough. But Whitaker expect

this, I bet. He's got to weather this storm.

The first round's tough. You never know, right?

No, you do, though, because Homs at this, what he does

the first round is a motherfucker.

He's conserving his energy, though. Yeah, he's not really

burning off too much, man. He's riding him here.

Just that scramble.

And he's winning the round.

No, no.

Winning the round 100%.

All right, I get a little excited.

Calm down.

If he gets under the chin,

it's a real problem

because he's got the grip of death.

Under the chin, yes,

but he was on fucking

front of the face there.

Oh, that's a problem.

No, he's out.

No, he's still mounted.

Oh, boy.

Half guard.

Dude, he's all over him.

He's just like,

no matter how he escapes,

he counters the escapes. That's the key.
He's countering the escapes. It's a rodeo.
It's just beautiful flow. His flow is perfect.
He's just riding him everywhere he goes. He won't be able to do this for five rounds, though.
This is that thousand-yard stare, you know, that guys have when a guy's just overwhelming them in the grappling that is almost scarier than getting beat up on the feet. Like, when Ensen Barbo getting mauled by khabib it's like you know oh look at that oh he's tapping he tapped already oh that was weird that was weird god that was weird it wasn't even around his neck hey here's the thing you probably give him the title shot yeah you finish whitaker shot.
Right? You give him the title shot. This probably fucks up D.E.P.
Strickland. Holy shit.
I gotta see that. You just finished Whitaker? He wasn't even around his neck.
He wasn't even around his neck. So real D.E.L.
He tapped quick. Dude.
Let's see what happened. It looked like it was around his chin.
I think he got his chin and he was breaking his chin. That's what it looks like.
Yeah, because he just opened his mouth funny. You don't want to have your...
That fucking hurts. He just opened mouth funny Let's we'll get a look at it in the I mean I could be wrong It maybe it was around his neck Maybe I'm wrong.
I think it was around his jaw. Yeah, I think he's breaking his jaw Yeah, cuz you usually when you saw one his jaw he's like he's open his mouth And usually when you I mean you could tap somebody if you have a good enough squeeze around the job But it takes a few seconds, but what if he broke it isn It isn't like some instant shit.
Your mouth is open. But what if it snapped? He was tapping so fast, it probably fucking hurt.
Look at this shot. Whoosh.
From downtown, too. He's so fast.
He's shot so far out. Once he gets a hold of you, it's so dangerous.
He just needs to get his paws on. Okay, here we go.
Here we go. Right here.
Right. See, it's around the mouth.
That's around the mouth. That's around the jaw.
That was weird. That's around the jaw.
He's to break his jaw usually that takes usually that takes time you know what it was a neck crank his jaw you know what it was like a neck crank i think that too but i think he might have broke his jaw yeah as fast as he tapped too what what was dude why did he throw his mouthpiece away because he wants a fan to have it wow now he's got to get a new one and then mold it again Did they win a contest? A zebra contest? You guys get to beat Cageside Bro, he gets a title shot, I think If you beat Whitaker, the number three contender in the world And you dominate He didn't get touched He ran through him and he strangled him in the first round The real deal deal. He might be the guy, dude.
He might be that guy.

And this is the best time to be a fan.

When a guy's coming up, there's nothing better.

And here, think about this.

85, right?

So this guy was killing himself to get to 70.

At 85, he's the fucking man.

My God.

Kind of crazy.

Now, here's the question.

Can he wrestle DDP or Bo Nickel like that?

DDP's not as good a wrestler.

Well, his stand-up is more advanced than Bo's.

Way more, yeah. Yeah, his stand-up is more advanced than Bo's.
Way more, yes.

Yeah, his stand-up is very dangerous.

Hamzat's?

Yes.

Hamzat's very good on the feet.

Very good on the feet.

Not that Bo's bad on the feet,

but Bo needs more seasoning.

He hasn't had a real war yet.

Hamzat's been through the Gilbert Burns fight.

This is crazy, though.

That was super, super impressive.

I've never seen a tap that fast.

He must have gotten them just right.

You know how fucking good Robert Whittaker is?

Yeah, we'll find out.

Thank you. Gilbert Burns fight.
This is crazy, though. That was super, super impressive.
Shut up. I've never seen a tap that fast.
He must have gotten them just right. You know how fucking good Robert Whittaker is? Yeah, we'll find out.
That was a strange tap. He might have hurt his neck in the middle of the scramble or something.
He might have hurt his neck when the choke went on him. Jesus.
He might have felt something pop in his jaw. That was worst case scenario for Strickland.
He's holding his jaw right now weird, right? He's holding his mouth weird.

Yeah.

I think he might have broke his jaw.

Good for Homs.

I'm going through all that shit.

Yeah, man.

Look, dude.

That guy's a scary ass motherfucker.

Jesus.

Scary.

That grappling is next level. I mean, he's giving a gold medalist fits.

What are we talking about?

Yeah.

He's a beast.

I fucking kill him all.

He's kind of chilled out, though.

Let's see.

He's basically saying no one wants to fight with me I want to know This 85? Where was Strickland? Where's Israel? 85 I didn't see him What do you mean you mean? List. Oh, was he at the top? No, that was win streaks.
Oh, DDP's at eight. Okay, win streaks.
So he puts that choke in quick, man. Yeah, it's on the jaw.
It's definitely not. Right across the jaw.
He hasn't fought Strickland yet? No. Not yet.
He might have just fucked his jaw. Neither one has.
I think he has his mouth open, and it was intensely uncomfortable. I mean, you think about the beating he was taking before that, how exhausted he must have been by then.
He might have had his mouth open. I'll kill him now.
Give me a microphone. No, DC's like, nah, man.
What? He lives in Abu Dhabi now. now damn this dude's moving around yeah he had to is that because of his relationship with that uh that dude that jessny uh dictator yeah we don't know that's kadiroff that guy the other problem you have with him becoming champ there's some crazy stories about that guy online big story there was a guy used to fight for the ufc who worked for him wound up getting killed oh wow yeah seriously but he became like number two in the country if hom's up becomes your champ the issue if he if there is an issue we don't know about where he can't fight in the states it seems there's something going on there it for him to fight for the title it it makes things complicated if he can't do in vegas well the problem is if you want to get six seats for your homies and homies are wanted for war crimes well kadyrov kadyrov yeah that's the guy i mean he literally do you know that he had kadyrov had a they gave him an award for being the most sanctioned leader in the world like doesn't he like throw gay people off roofs and well there's a lot of things going on yeah in fact they were how tall are the roofs though i mean we're talking about a single story just teach them a lesson i know of uh i know uh they were in chechnya and they what if they're just throwing them into pools and it's like they're exaggerating or a trampoline it's like a party yeah it's a joke everyone's having fun they're just on straight guys too which don't hear about straight guys, too, which don't hear about it.
Straight guys aren't complaining about it. It's their thing.
They get bored. They're in the mountains.
Everybody goes off the roof. It's entertainment for them.
It's not good if you're a gentler spirit in Chechnya. Is that Steve Harvey in the house? Sure is.
What? By the way, hilarious. Mustache just fucking strapped.
Sergio Ramos? How dare you? Sorry. Well, God.
Killer. Love him.
I like that he's taking all his time off. Me too.
Please don't jump back in. Rest that brain, sir.
Rest that brain, sir. One of the greats.
Yeah, and get a full fucking camp. Yep.
You know? Yeah, don't take any short-noticed fights. I don't know who he's going to fight.
Do you know who they have Volkanovski slated to fight? I think it might just be straight for the title. If Max wins, if Max wins 100%, it's Volkanovski.
Unless there's a rematch. Wouldn't you think? If Max wins tonight? Or you go, you owe Lopez Volkanovski.
Yeah. Do you owe Lopez Volkanovski? Don't you think Lopez has to win one more? That's what I'm saying against Volkanovski.
Oh, I see what you're saying. Lopez versus Volkanovski.
Yes. It's a dangerous fight.
Oh, we got the wine. Oh, you got the wine? Oh.
Ah, shit. Awesome.
Who stole it? I don't know. Get us some glasses, sir.
I love this wine. You know what I'm saying, though, Joe? For Lopez, he needs one more, I think, before he gets to the big show.
So you give him Volkanovski. You beat him? Yeah.
Now we're cooking with fire. Yeah.
No, I think so. But if I was Volkanovski, I'd say, nah, title fight.
UFC's going to say, no, sir. Yeah, but he's 36 years old.
Maybe 37 by now. He earned the title fight.
He was one of the greatest featherweights, if not the greatest of all time. And he took short notice fights for them.
Yeah, the big one, the Makachev fight. Never should have taken that.
And that first one, I thought it was a good fight. It was a good fight.
I think we were biased because he was the smaller guy. No, but the first fight was a good fight.
It was a really good fight. I'm saying he dropped him.
I walked away from it. I thought he won.
I thought he won, too. But then were we biased because it's like that David Goliath, you know what I'm saying? Possibly.
It was a very close fight. Let's say that.
Yes. But then the rematch, when he gets KO'd like that on 10 days notice, you can't do that, man.
No. You can't take that.
I mean, I love the fact that he tried, but you can't do that well think about he was ranked what they have one number one pound for pound he loses that and then loses the next one he had been drinking and you know partying living the life eating burgers and shit then all of a sudden they're like hey you got 10 days lose 40 pounds against makachev wine i get it yeah calm down now settle down come down for us well i was ordered it. We couldn't find it.
Somebody stole our wine. Jeff had to go hunt them down.
This is the best wine. Dude, what do you think about this, Brian? What? You're the wizard.
What? Topirio or Max Holloway? I got Max. How do you have him winning? Well, I think that Topirio wins when he gets you against the fence.
He's amazing. He's great.
I just think that Max is not going to get against the fence.

And I think that Max has never been put.

He's been put down once.

And I think he's a bigger guy.

And I think he's just as good a boxer.

I really do.

Interesting.

And that's a big deal.

Because very few people are as good as Topuria.

Now, I might be wrong.

I also think the narrative on Topuria being like this crazy knockout artist like in Alex

Piera,

his background is grappling.

You know what I'm saying?

Don't get me wrong.

The motherfucker can crack.

Yeah.

But when it comes to stand-up, I would edge Max Holloway.

Interesting.

As far as like pure striker.

Right, but you saw what he did to Josh Emmett, right?

He just took away all Josh Emmett's weapons and started beating his ass.

Max Holloway, now I love Josh Emmett, but Max Holloway, different animal.

Different animal. But the thing about Josh Emmett, he comes with that nuclear option, dude.
He's still... Bro.
What he did to Bryce was crazy. He's also shorter, though.
Yeah. Max a lot taller.
Reach is the same. Yeah, he's as wide as he is tall.
Yeah. Josh Emmett's a fucking tank, man.
Monster. He might be the scariest one-punch guy in the sport.
That was bad. Oh, he twitching and shit out cold and they were trying to stand him up my do not stand him up

Leave that man. Let that get get some medics in there.
That was a bad one when you see the guys twitching

Just let him chill. Yeah, man

Now Dana said they're gonna go to Barcelona or Spain. He's not

Hey, you know what I'm drinking you could not drinking know what? It could be piss and I wouldn't know, Brian. I don't know.
I don't know. Eddie Brash.
Eddie Brash. And watch it.
It'll breathe. You know, did you guys ever, when you were talking about, when you were talking with Trump and RFK Jr., did the fluoride in the water ever come up? It's come up with RFK.
It's come up with a bunch of people, Callie and Casey Means. What do we got to do to get the fluoride out of the fucking water? I know certain counties in the United States, they've petitioned.
There's something you could do. I think if everybody knew what exactly to do to get fluoride out of the fucking water.
That's one of our fk's things because he wants to do

How is fluoride still in the water everybody's explain the listeners why is fluoride so bad and I say listen to me Joe it's a neurotoxin. It's dangerous.
They say it helps your teeth. It's stupid What helps your teeth is don't eat sugar brush your teeth.
That's what help your teeth.

And if it really,

if,

no,

there's very little evidence and I bet that evidence

is horseshit,

but here's the thing,

it comes,

it comes with the consequences of factual data that shows that high fluoride rates in waters lead to lower IQs in kids. That's proven science.
Really? Yes, it's dangerous stuff. It's not good.
There's a reason why they're putting fluoride. They're opening up sacks of fluoride and putting it in the water.
And they're saying it's to keep our teeth clean. So what I heard is that fluoride was discovered because in Colorado there were pockets of kids and people who didn't have cavities.
And they found that it was the fluoride in the water. Yeah, we also found toothbrushes.
Listen, you don't need to use fucking fluoride. That's some It was good for your teeth bottled water would say now with fluoride I need to know they experimented during the Nazis the Nazis experimented with fluoride There was straight Illuminati so all the dentists are wrong and you guys are right.
Yes, they're all Oh my god. Is that the lead? Okay, so COVID is real? COVID is real? You fucking tooth experts.
Are the doctors that it was real?

You tooth experts are all like you guys are going along with what they say? COVID vaccine's legit? COVID vaccine's legit? I don't know. I'm not a vaccinologist.
You know, Brian. Oh my God.
I don't know. I got to pee, but you're pissing me off.
Well, the vaccine probably- Did you take the vaccine? No. Why not? But I- Well, I just didn't.
Brian, shut up. Because I got it.
Just shut the fuck up, Brian. All the doctors said take the vaccine.
So you guys are vaccinologists and you're tooth experts. Oh, my God.
Brian, Brian. Wow.
You listening in the sky? Listen, I've talked to many, many people that have said the dangers of fluoride are real and that in the levels that they're in the water, they're probably not going to make you stupider, but there's no reason for it to be there in the first place and it is a toxin really what but they put it in toothpaste it shouldn't be in toothpaste either it's all erroneous information it's the same thing that led people to say that margarine is better for you than butter it's bullshit biased studies that are conducted by people who have a vested interest financially in pushing hard how many people are selling fluoride to put it in the water it's's not free. They have to get it somewhere.
Someone's in a fluoride business. They've got deals.
These people have been saying for their entire careers you should have fluoride. You'd have to correct so much to get fluoride out of the water and to get people to stop using fluoride even for toothpaste.
I use Tom's of Maine. It's natural toothpaste.
It doesn't have any fluoride. it.
Yeah, there's so many brands of toothpaste that say fluoride-free. Why would they say fluoride-free? Well, because some people have fluoride suspicious.
Brian, you don't know what you're talking about. You really don't.
I never said anything. I'm asking questions.
But that's the problem. You're going to argue with him, but you really don't know about fluoride.
I'm not asking you questions. You guys are saying that fluoride is bad.
No, no, you're saying all these people are experts. You're still on fluoride.
I can't even believe it. You're appealing to authority, right? But the reality is there's actual data.
There's scientific data that these people have conveniently ignored that shows the fluoride that they've been recommending for decades is not good for you. That's why there's toothpaste that says fluoride-free.
Otherwise, that would kill their company. That would be the dumbest toothpaste ever.
Yeah, that would kill their company. I'm saying, so you're saying that the dentists tell you to use fluoride toothpaste because they've been cold? They're retarded.
My dentist does not tell me to use fluoride toothpaste. My dentist does not tell me to use fluoride toothpaste.
He doesn't? No. My dentist knows about fluoride and water, too, and he doesn't think it's a good thing.
Doctors that recommend the COVID vaccine, are they retarded or are they smart? Okay. I mean, I don't know.
We're traveling down too many different

side roads. I think if you're an old person...
We're traveling down

too many different side roads. But if you want to see it, Jamie, pull up

an article that shows that high fluoride

rates in water leads to

lower IQs in kids. And it

just seems perfect for the controllers.

I don't know if it's a controller thing. I think it's

a money thing. I think they've been selling it as...

Because I think they used to think that it did

help you with tooth decay. Right.
And does it?

I think maybe someone scammed it

and they started selling it to people to put it in the water

We're going to be right back. It's a money thing.
I think they've been selling it as, because I think they used to think that it did help you with tooth decay. Right.
And does it? Or doesn't it? I think maybe someone scammed it and they started selling it to people to put it in the water. We all need it.
And then you have a business. You have what's called Big Fluoride.
And Big Fluoride is providing all the fucking fluoride that's in your water. And it's not necessary.
And first of all, not to drink it and eat it and cook with it. That's fucking crazy.
And if you needed fluoride just for toothpaste, you use fluoride toothpaste and you spit that shit out and rinse your mouth because it's fucking dangerous look at that ntp reports suggested iq reductions in the range of two to five points in children with higher fluoride exposure jesus yeah the more you know this should be interpreted cautiously it's fucking garbage there's no reason for it to be there don't get give me a story on root canals. Oh, that's a new thing.
That's a whole other thing. Is it real that the Nazis put it in the water, too? Is that real? Correct.
100%. No, not 100%.
98%. Sure.
That's the case. Jamie, find out fluoride Nazis.
Was it discovered in the United States? If the Nazis put it in the water, then you know what it's for. Then you know why we're doing it.
They did a bunch of experiments to medicate people. They were giving people crystal meth.
They had a type of crystal meth you would buy in the store. And aphetamines, right? Yeah, and it made productivity.
But we used that for our pilots, too. Also, we used that.
That's why they had BMW. Why do you think they had Audi? Why do you think they had Porsche? Why do they have these incredible engineers? Hitler these fucking engineers were jacked up on meth, going, like, fuck, I'd put these gears together, make it fast as fucking...
The Nuremberg and all that's Hitler's. That's all Hitler's scientists.
Yeah, but I think fluoride was discovered in Colorado. Fluoride is great.
No, listen, fluoride's been around for a long time, Brian, but the idea of pouring it into your fucking water is relatively new in human history. And then people think, oh, I don't drink tap water, so I'm free of fluoride.
No. What about your ice? You put ice in your drinks? What about the beverages? You think these companies that make beverages like soda? There's no evidence of the Nazi party.
Fluoride was first used by the Nazis to keep prisoners docile and submissive. Fun fact, our verdict, there's no evidence of the Nazi party.
there's got to be someone that thinks that fluoride was used by the Nazis.

That's Google, though.

I think this is a...

It just says it's a claim.

I don't even know where someone's saying it.

It's a claim.

Yeah, but the problem with that is you're connecting fluoride, which is ubiquitously used in drinking water.

Oh, I love that.

Politi fact.

Let's find...

Okay, Jesse Ventura says the Nazis pioneered the use of fluoride.

That's all I need to see.

We're forever incorporating Nazi things in our lives. Fluoride is in the water.
Okay. This is Tampa Bay Times.
Communist conspiracy, genuine threat. Hold on.
Go back to that one. Go to DuckDuckGo.
State of the planet. Fluoride and water.
Communist conspiracy, genuine threat. Fluoride, certainly nothing to do with your teeth.
Fluoride and water was used by the Nazis on the Jews. I mean...
I mean what? Does this conspiracy.com? Does that make sense? This is Google. This is Google.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But Google just finds websites that could be full of shit.
All I did was type in three words and just finding articles where those three words exist. Got it.
Google is not going to tell you what's true or what's not true. They're going to show you articles.
But the bottom line is if fluoride is being used everywhere, you'd probably have the same sort of deal as like try finding vaccine side effects from the COVID-19 vaccine and how dangerous they are. Go Google.
You'll find a bunch of things about how it's a myth and it's a bullshit. Exactly.
It's a small amount. More people get myocarditis from COVID.
You'll find a bunch of misinformation. Here's my question to you.
Disproven stuff because of money. Okay, for both of you.
Here's my question. Okay.
How many COVID-19 vaccines do they give out? Like five billion or something? A lot. A lot.
Right. So out of five billion, most of those people are fine, right? No.
No. No.
We don't know? No. There's a lot.
Five billion? In my family alone, we have some damage. My uncle died of a heart attack.
That's anecdotal. We're doing anecdotal.
I'm saying metatitis. Brian, who's telling you that it's okay? If they're not giving you data.
I can't believe you're defending the fucking vaccine. Let's kill him.
I'm not a vaccine. I'm blown away.
I'm blown away. I'm blown away.
I'm fucking blown away. Isn't it frustrating? But I'm not surprised, though.
But I'm not a fucking... Brian's trying to get this back into Hollywood.
I'm blown away. I'm blown away.
I'm fucking blown away. Isn't it frustrating? But I'm not surprised, though.
I am. I'm not surprised.
Wait, wait, hold on. Hold on.
Hold on. He's been texting his friend at Universal.
They're working on a deal. All I'm asking you is...
Hang over five. Out of five billion vaccines, that's a pretty big control group.
And so is fluoride. What about heart disease? What about heart disease in the future? What about heart disease.
Hold on, Brian. Do you know that all-cause mortality is up 40% in some age groups? That doesn't matter to Brian.
I don't know that, and I don't know that. That's a fact.
Now you know. But that's why you're arguing, because you don't know that.
You should know that. So you're saying that's from the vaccine? It could be from a lot of things, but one thing that happened during that time was they experimented on a new medicine, and that new medicine has been proven to both be ineffective and to be greatly exaggerated in what it could or couldn't do.
Meaning that the test that they did didn't even show it could do what they were saying it did. So there was a lot of deception going on.
Then there was a lot of coercion, and then there's an enormous amount of money gets exchanged. Take that into account.
I understand all of that, and I agree with all of that. Take that into account, and then take into account this 40% in all-cause mortalities.
I agree with all of that. 40%.
Take in the giant jump in miscarriages, the giant jump in infertility rates in both men and women, the giant jump in all sorts of autoimmune conditions that people got after they got vaccinated. Could be a lot of things, though, right? The giant jump in strokes and heart.
It could be this one thing. You're like a defense attorney.
You're like a defense attorney for the mob. Or it could be the toxic soup of so many of these different things.
But it automatically ticks in around 2020. On the streets, you'd be dead.
On the streets, you'd be dead. By the way, they would kill you.
Hold on, hold on. They would kill you on the streets.
There's also a lot more drinking. There's also a lot more shit.
What do you mean? There's a lot more drinking. Because it's going on now.
People are dying now, Brian. You would be dead on the streets.
Not as much exercise, eating, overeating. No, no, it's now, Brian.
Not during the pandemic. Now.
Like now, Brian. A lot of them aren't even obese.
Worldwide, you're saying? A lot of them aren't even obese. You saw those soccer players dropping dead.
Vaccinated soccer players having heart attacks. Super normal.
Fittest people on earth is having fucking strokes in the middle of a field. Or high school kids.
But the vast majority don't, yes? A lot of people got injured, Brian. A lot of people.
I don't know. I'm not saying it.
I don't know. Let's say it's only 1%.
Let's say it's only 1%. How are you even like.
Is it 1%? Let's say it's 1%. Hey, B.
Here's what. Of injury? We don't know.
They're not giving us the complete results. We don't know how high it is.
Well, that's a good point. But we know it's up 40%.
Hold on. You don't know, right? That's what I'm saying.
You're a great defense attorney. No, the one thing we do know is it's up 40%.
I would think I'm going to jail if he was my defense attorney. I'd be like, I'm going to jail.
No, no, no. Seriously.
If I was going to jail and I was guilty, I would hire this motherfucker. So you think the COVID vaccine was straight up killing people and very dangerous? I think it was a scam to make money.
At least it was ineffective. And at the worst, the problem is it didn't stay local.
Meaning when they injected into the muscle, they weren't aspirating for the most part. They didn't even aspirate on fucking Biden on television.
They just plunged that thing in. If you talk to doctors, they say when you do stuff like that and you inject someone with a vaccine,

you are supposed to aspirate to make sure that you're not in a blood vessel.

So you pull back to see if you find blood.

And if you do, you have to reinsert somewhere else.

So you're not going to shoot it right into a blood vessel.

When it goes into a blood vessel, your body recognizes it as like an intruder.

And your immune system reacts.

When it gets to your heart, it creates myocarditis because your heart doesn't heal,

which is why you don't get heart cancer.

So here's what here's what i was saying is your liver heals your heart just scars up but eddie i know a lot of people that got the vaccine like a lot right because i live in california and okay you know so i know the vast majority and the vast majority of people that i know just anecdotally but if you just look at a cross-section seem to be walking around fine. Did they get COVID? I don't know.
Probably. I bet they did.
Because I know somebody who got the booster and everything. She's had COVID five times.
So it doesn't work. Not only that, there's a direct correlation between the amount of boosters you get and the frequency in which you get COVID.
That could be a healthy user bias thing where you have a bunch of unhealthy people that are getting jabbed up as much as possible. And they were going to get COVID anyway.
That's what I'm saying. It certainly doesn't work.
Everybody I know knows multiple people that got fucked up from the vaccine. You don't know anybody that got fucked up from the vaccine? That doesn't mean anything.
It's just anecdotal. It doesn't mean anything.
I think people in Hollywood keep their fucking mouth shut. They don't get kicked out of the cold.
Or you wouldn't know, too, right? You you wouldn't know if you got COVID. I know.
COVID also fucks with your heart and things too. So you wouldn't know necessarily.
You don't think COVID was just the flu? No, I think COVID was different. It was about twice as bad as the flu.
COVID killed a lot of old people and heavy people. And does the flu do that? No, it was worse than the flu.
Oh, come on. It was worse than the flu.
My friend who's a doctor said to me, he goes, I'd estimate it's about 50% worse than a regular bad flu. It was just the flu.
They hijacked the flu. It was all bullshit.
It was all bullshit. They hijacked the flu.
It definitely included the flu in along the ride. They hijacked it.
The flu definitely got included along the ride. They do it in turn all the time.
Oh, there's a new thing. What are the symptoms? You have a runny nose? You have a fever? I'm like, isn't that the flu? Oh, no, but it's different.
Here it is, boys. First defense of the title.
I think the bottom line is it was handled incorrectly. That's definitely not the bottom line.
It was fucking made in a lab. Handled incorrectly.
So I'm saying the crisis. There's a lot of bottom lines.
It was actually funded by the NIH. The crisis was handled incorrectly, right? Yeah.
Oh, well, it wasn't just handled incorrectly. It was the greatest distribution of wealth that the fucking world has ever seen.
It was on purpose. There was no incorrect shit.
They knew exactly what they did. Speaking of corrupt bullshit, did you see Elon Musk might buy CNN? That would be hilarious.
No way. Guess what, boys? I'm going to be on CNN.
When? Can you imagine? Oh, you mean he buys it? I'll ask him for a job. Yeah.
He'll hook me up. Can I be a field journalist? Who's that? That's Ilya's wife.
Damn. Damn.
I'll do the JRE Weekly Report. Dude, here we go.
We're talking about the actual news of the world. This is what I learned this week.
Can I have Brian on there? No. No, come on.
I can have Brian on there. Brian is going to replace Anderson Cooper.
If I ask questions. You've got to ask questions.
It would be perfect. CIA ties.
Everything. Come on, bro, don't make me a CIA plan I'm just asking questions I'm asking questions I can't even ask questions Among my friends Let's watch this Is Max drawn? Was this too much of a cut for him? That's what I want to say Well he hasn't cut in a couple years couple years Yeah, it's a big it's a big but he has a really good He's like come sit down.
Let's go now. Don't stand there.
Fuck that. That's it like the bull the matador Come on because the Ilya said he was gonna do that in the beginning.
He was gonna point to the ground Like yo, bro. He goes this is not the DMF the dumbest motherfucker who said that max Ily is a confident dude So he rubs people the way, but you've got to be pretty fucking arrogant to get to his level.
Oh, yeah, man. This is an interesting fight.
Max is a real good tactician. How about their shorts? Very good.
Both custom shorts. Nice.
Max got the booster, too. No, he didn't.
All right, take it easy. Front kick to the body, high kick.
No UFC fighter got the booster. Were they not allowed? Did they have to get it? No.
Oh, no, Brian. Lionheart did.
Lionheart did. He suffered blood clots from it.
Yeah. Anthony Smith talked about it.
He thinks he lost a family member to it, too. My mom got blood clots from it.
Oh, low kick. Max looks good.
You're staying on the outside, using the reach. The controversial thing about COVID is a foodborne illness.

I think they might have collided heads.

What?

That's the controversial thing. Oh, shit.

Taporia caught him.

Taporia's a very fucking good boxer.

I didn't hear you, Brian.

What did you say?

I said some people would call it a foodborne illness because if you were obese, COVID killed you.

Right?

That's not what they would call a foodborne illness, Brian.

I'm just saying. Foodborne illness is a disease.
What did I tell you about grappling? Oh, shit. You're going to get some grappling here.
Bro. That's his bread and butter.
Very nice. I must have forgot.
Very nice. He's been studying with Jemaev.
He's from Georgia. He's from Georgia originally, right? He was born in Georgia, but grew up in Spain.
Spain. After that fucking fight, man.

Yikes.

I can't believe Hamzat did that.

He's so good.

Whitaker dislocated his jaw.

Oh, Jesus.

That's what it was. Yeah, they confirmed that he dislocated his jaw.

That makes sense.

With the choke.

How do they put that back in?

Or maybe it was already dislocated, and then when he put the choke in, he was like,

That's what I think.

He could have caught him. Dude, Chapoy is such a good boxer.
He's so lethal. Oh my god That dude has no wasted movement those punches come so clean and everything's heavy Everything's heavy max more of a volume guy.
Oh, nice low kick one mistake. It's a pro heavy low kick Can I change my can I change my no? No, you don't this 100 bucks Yeah let me just be too fast Guys you're coming down on me man You know what you should do is you get on one of them apps That lets you bet during the fight You know Guys go up and you can bet from the second round on Oh shit Get out of there that would be a good way to make money man max don't let him get you guys a week brian it's a smart way to make money when you know for a fact someone's teed up guys do it all the time and you get a three to one on the money dude he's free money chopping his leg dude free money yeah you're right he's chopping his leg brian do you feel like you'd be better on a companion with don lemon and nampson cooper 100 do you feel like you're you fit more in with them do you feel like a lot of things guys i'm just asking questions guys i'm just asking questions about my friends in private i'm just asking about the coven vaccine i just feel like you'd fit them with them there's a big control group i'm just wondering you should get some boosters dog right now get some fucking vaccine get a.
Bro, I went to see Beetlejuice. You like this wine, right, Bob? I went to see Beetlejuice, and in the middle of the fucking previews...
Beetlejuice from Howard Stern? No. Where's he come from? The movie.
Beetlejuice 2. Beetlejuice 2, the new one.
It was great. It was great.
It was good? Yeah. It wasn't woke? Was it woke? No, no, no.
It was fun. It was fun.
It was really good. But the point is, they have, what's that guy's name?

John Legend?

Was it woke? He does a fucking COVID commercial.

Yeah.

Which shows his band-aid.

He's playing piano.

Nothing gay.

Yeah, there's nothing gay.

He was at a ditty party.

If you're doing COVID vaccine commercials, you partied.

100%.

Or you want that money.

Or you just trusted the government.

Didn't they say that they paid Travis Kelty like $20 million? Yeah, I was making fun of him Max just answered back I'm back on the Max train, fuck you guys Let's go, Max A Dude, I told you You guys sleep on Holloway, both you guys You fucking don't know anything He's got a good reach, man He's Max Holloway, he's blessed He's got a little bit of blood coming out of his nose It's alright, it's been here before Topia's nose is pretty real too Look at this. That's a is nice.
He's Max Holloway. He's blessed.
He's got a little bit of blood coming out of his nose.

It's all right.

It's all right.

It's been here before.

Yeah, Topir's nose is pretty real, too.

Look at that.

That's a nice jab.

Oh, good hook.

Look at this.

Oh, nice.

Look at this.

Yeah, everybody wants to sleep on Max.

Unbelievable.

Put respect on his name.

He's still Max Holloway, bro.

And by the way, he stands right in the middle of the...

You're not getting him against the king.

Not just that.

There's also the five-round thing.

Yep.

Max has been to these wars with Volkanovski. All max does is fight five

He heard him with that left hook

Where's that fucking app?

Is Teporia black belt yes, I want to see that drop that's? That drop. That's a good question.
Wow. Okay.
Good round. I thought they were standing them up.
Good round. Like, holy fuck.
Let's see. So don't you think they should start right back where they just ended? I get your argument, but no.
That's a good question. That's a good question.
No, 100%. I don't like it.
It's one fight. It's not five fights.
Max didn't stand up. He's got to stand up.
But it's three rounds. So you restart the round.
Five. It's a good question.
Five rounds. Fair.
There it is. Jorge and Augustin Clement.
What is that? Spanish shit. Okay.
Okay. Now let's see some of this highlights.
I want to see that left hook. Me too.
Here's a shot. Took him down, right? There you go.
Yep. Boom.
Now that counts straight up as a takedown, yeah? Oh, yeah. 100%.
Boom. A grazing shot there.
There was one good left hook that dropped. That was a hard low kick.
Yeah, it was. Look at this.
Boom. Good elbow.
Oh, shit. And then he gets clipped.
Max will answer back. Oh, he slipped.
Oh, he just slipped. Will they call that as a knockdown? No.
No. It's a takedown.
It's a takedown. It's a takedown.
It was a slip. Oh, he slipped.
Well, that's better, because I thought he got robbed. Me, too.
Yep. But takedown kind of counts as a knockdown a little bit.
You're not allowed IVs, right? At the end of a round? It's something. He's still on his back.
It means a lot. He certainly won the round.
Are you allowed IVs in Saudi Arabia? No. Nowhere in the UFC.
Nowhere. I think that's stupid.
I think, well, you can mask steroids, unfortunately. Yeah.
Oh, really? Yeah, you can flush it out of your system, and then you take a urine test, and it doesn't show up at all. Remember there was all that news about Mokachev getting one? Remember all that leaked shit? Yeah, but that wasn't real.
There's photos of him before that. Yeah.
That was not what that was from. Dude, this is going to be...
They were claiming that they knew the lady who gave it to him. Yeah.
I heard from what I talked to the UFC guys, that was bullshit. They could bullshit They could be wrong.
I don't know fake news though But what I heard from the inside was that it was bullshit. He had that bruise Look if someone squeezes your fucking arm you can get a bruise there too.
It looks a lot like an injection. Yeah So who knows but I think they should be able to do it hundred percent.
It's healthier I don they should cut weight but that's another story you boys are just trying to change the ufc entirely i'm trying to get rid of the cage what would you limit to get rid of the cage no gloves and restart in between gloves on your hands but you don't have anything on your elbows and your shins it's crazy because they got a common sense hey common sense. No, just keep it the way it is.
It's fucking great. Oh, beautiful low kick.
Ilya's got a heavy low kick. Oh, one, two.
Keep the fluoride in the water, too. Oh, left hook.
Yes, left hook by Ilya. Keep the fluoride in the water and keep the UFC the way it is.
Bro, Ilya's. Keep them boosters coming in.
Are you four boosters? I don't know anything about them. I don't know.
You love Boosters. No.
I just know that my parents are 85.

They love them.

Just shut the fuck up.

Right hand.

Right hand by Ilya.

Huh?

Oh, another heavy low kick.

That low kick.

Oh.

He's walked into a jab.

It's the differences in the firepower.

When Ilya hits him, it's fucking dangerous.

Every shot is like a thudding shot.

Although over five rounds.

Oh, yeah, man. Listen, the thing about Max is he can keep this going.
Conserves his energy. Well he's a champion.
He knows how to really fight a war in five rounds and have enough gas to sprint at the end. He knows where he's at.
Oh he got stung. He got stung.
That left hook was hard. Ah man, it's going to be tough on Max.
He's getting that leg chopped up Topier's getting his timing. It's going to be tough for Max.
And Max is not getting it. No.
There's a good jab. Oh, he hit with a right hand.
Also, Max isn't getting his respect, so he's sitting down on shit now, too. Well, I think Max is a little hurt right now.
I think that's fine. Nice left hook.
They're getting cereal. It's not affecting Topier, though.
Topier's down to exchange. He's still in there, man.
He's still in there. The thing is, it's like Max has been hurt.
For sure. So he's fighting a little bit hurt here.
Oh, another one. Damn.
Tapir is too good. No, Tapir is just...
Damn, he's so crisp. You felt this power? He's such a good boxer.
He's such a good boxer. He's so crisp.
Yes, but he's getting caught. He just got caught again.
Tapir just got caught again. This is still a fight.
And it's Max Holloway finds a way there's a good left 40 40 to 40 to 27 headshots for in favor of max that's because he's touching them yeah but significant strikes the difference is the impact of the other shots you can't really count like you you look at the momentum of a fight and max is you know he's grazing them he's hitting them with shots but you can't dictate the guy winning based on volume. When Taporia's hitting him, he's hurting him.
But Max is mixing it up well. I like how he's throwing all these kicks in now.
But this has been grueling. Two great fighters.
My God. This is the top of the heap, man.
Fighting is at his best. This is such a good division.
I wonder if Max is going to feel less good at 45 here as he did at 55.

100%.

You mean because he's more drained?

Yeah, I wonder.

I wonder if it's having an impact.

Especially at his age.

32?

But in fight years, he's 77.

I wonder if it's having an impact.

Look at this.

Oh, nice one, too.

Dude.

God, that hurts.

Nice jab.

Look at this.

See, this is...

Oh, fuck.

Jeez.

God, he was going for broke.

Ilya comes in, though.

They're terrifying.

Yep.

One of those things clips you.

It's like... Nice jab.
Look at this. See, this is...
Oh, fuck. Jeez.
God, he was going for broke. Ilya comes in, though.

They're terrifying.

Yep.

One of those things clips you.

It's La La Land.

Mm-hmm.

One minute to go.

Here we go.

That stomp to the thigh is good.

Ilya just has to get Max going backwards.

It's tough to do.

Remember if Benson Henderson would punch you in the thigh?

Remember that?

Oh, yeah.

He did all kinds of... he's the first calf kicker

Was he yeah, that's really was the first guy was kicking the shit out of people's cat were calf kicks

Normal and Muay Thai no, they were really man. They're using them more now because of MMA so interesting

You don't see the knee stomp as much anymore. I mean, I guess John hasn't been active.
We don't see it as much

Well, Kahlil Oh Christ, that's got a round share the scariest it against Modestas. God, he's Max.
Oh, he just did one. Max is taking punishment in his fucking leg, though.
He's not checking those kind of deep kicks. Yeah, speed up.
Oh! Oh, right hand. That was a good right hand.
Crazed him. Jesus Christ.
I'd rather get the vaccine, guys. Am I right? I think you already did.
Eddie, man. Eddie doesn't fuck around.
I feel like Brian got it. I think you got it just to stay with your agency or something.
I didn't get anything. I'm shocked you didn't get anything.
I would guess and say, what do you think Brian Callen got? I would say he got all the boosters. You think I'm status quo? Totally.
The thing is, he got COVID before there was a vaccine. I will listen.
I'm more apt to listen to a doctor though typically than us you piece of shit you know how many hours I spent on YouTube you don't even know you went to YouTube University basically a PhD I went to Roku University you have talked to a lot of scientists I, Joe. I definitely have.
A lot. And Dr.
Malone. Yeah, I've talked to the guy who invented mRNA technology.
But that is a number. Nine patents.
No, I listen to that. That guy, if you listen to that guy, the guy who invented it, you're like, oh, you're not a scientist.
You're not a doctor. And he took it.
He is who invented it. But you're still coming at me with, oh, you don't know shit.
He had a terrible... But Dr.
Malone and... Dr.
Malone had a terrible cardiac event after the vaccine. Really? And that's when he went bad on it.
I listened to his body. But no, you keep reading Rolling Stone.
But you're not a doctor. You keep reading that.
Here we go. Guys, you're not a doctor.
Yeah, keep reading Rolling Stone. He had Malone on twice.
No, I had him on once. Once.
And the other guy, what's the other guy's name? Peter McCullough. He doesn't matter? No, he matters.
Is he smart? Okay, here we go, boys. You're him on once.
And the other guy, what's the other guy's name?

Peter McCullough.

He doesn't matter?

No, he matters.

But Eddie, you're not a doctor. Here we go, boys.

No, I'm with you.

No, you're not.

Round three.

Here we go.

I'd just like to ask questions.

On the streets, you'd be dead.

You'd be dead on the streets.

They call him street smart in jail.

Whenever he gets put in the county.

Nice left hand.

But you're not a doctor.

But you know, isn't it funny how we're all in an echo chamber in our own way?

Let's watch the fight. Let's watch the fight.
This is boring. Yeah, this is a great fight.
It is.

Sorry, guys.

This fight's too good.

The thing is, Max just doesn't have the pop at 45.

I think that even he does at 55.

That's why I want him at 55.

Volume, though.

Volume.

But I don't know if they were going to give him a title shot.

Well, I think these guys that drain themselves, there's a point of diminishing returns. Look at this.

Nice right hand.

He's catching him.

He's still a warrior. Oh, he's a warrior.
And he's great. Damn.
That stomp that thigh is legit. All that shit that drain themselves.
There's a point of diminishing returns. Look at this.
He's catching him. He's still a warrior.

Oh, he's a warrior.

That stomp that thigh is legit.

All that shit that Brendan said people don't do.

I know.

He's doing it like a motherfucker.

And he's doing it well.

John Jones.

He's leaping in.

Yep.

I think he's coming around this third round.

Oh!

Oh, shit.

Oh, my goodness.

He's getting rocked.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Dude, DePoya throwing some heat.

Yes, bro.

I will not let you pin him against a cage. And I like how he gets him hurt and goes to the body.
He's Spanish. What is he against? Yeah, Georgian, but grew up in Spain.
Georgian. Oh, he dropped him with the left hook.
That's it. Oh, Jesus.
Oh, he's out. That's it.
Oh, my goodness. He's a bad motherfucker.
He's a bad motherfucker. Georgian from Russia? Are you just to Russia? Yes.
That's the first fucking time. So he's out oh my goodness he's a bad mother oh he's a Georgian from Russia yes yes first fuck so he's Russian but he grew up in Spain bro the first guy to put away Max Holloway he's out on he's on his back that's how good that guy is that's how meter.
They're not supposed to be that much power at 45. I think it happens at 55.
The fraud meter's gotten cold. Bro, that guy is so legit.
I think it happens even at 55. To do that to Max? Wait, you think what happens at 55? I think that same thing happens to Max at 55.
Well, I wonder if Max is significantly drained at 45. You think Topori could go up to 55? Who's the champion right now? He's going to have trouble with that.
Oh, you think he'll fuck with him? Have they fought before? Have they fought before? No, no. Ilya's been 45 his whole career except the Jai Herbert fight, took that on short notice, and knocked out Jai Herbert.
Ilya's a beast, man. He's the fucking 100% real deal.
He says he's going to win this one and then go to 55. He said that? Yeah.
But he's perfect for 45. He's perfect.
He's built for 45. These guys want to jump around.
To see him against Islam? I mean, that would be amazing. That's the super fight.
100% it would be amazing. The guy's a beast.
That's a $100 million fight right there. He's so fucking good, man.
He's kissing Steve Harvey. Unbelievable.
Steve Harvey's like, I'm here. He's doing comedy and shit.
Steve Harvey had no idea who that guy is. He's doing comedy in front of Muslims.
This is crazy, man. This is the first time for Max.
Wow. No shame.
He was doing great, but fuck. Off the top of your head, what kind of hack jokes can you tell in front of a Muslim crowd? Good luck.
If you're Steve Harvey. Do you have anything else? You got something? I do, but I'm not going to say it.
Oh,, a Jew Like something You gotta have something Schultz did stand up What would you do? If you got thrown onto the stage Would you do your Scottish shit? Do your Scottish shit We missed something They were talking to each other. It was just respect.
Topira gave him love. Yeah.
Giving a legend respect. Let's see it again.
Let's see it again. Here it is.
Okay, this is the end. Moved his arm out of the way.
Boom. Oh, that's it right there.
Right in. Flush right in.
That was it. Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness. Did he recover from that? No.
No. That's really impossible.
This was later? Yeah. Oh, damn.
That left hook was ferocious. That was it.
That was it. This is it.
Look at this impact. Oh, shit.
Bro. He does that to everybody.
His left hook is fucking... He does it to everybody.
How many left hook KOs has he had? He has right hand KOs, too. Jai Herbert was a right hand.
Volkanovski was a right hand. The left hook's so hot right now.
They're both so good there was just hammer fist right his boxing is funny His boxing is the best. Holy shit.
I literally is the best box And you would know those hammer fists You were showing me that he I was talking about how I Never had a left hook ever had zero power with power with my left hook. And I had this bag, this water, heavy bag in front of my house that I would hit once a day.
I go, I'm going to develop a left hook. And then he showed me some technique.
Done. Opened you up a little bit, right? Opened your whole world.
Dude, he showed me some shit. He showed me the hip rotation from the left hook.
It's all in the hips, Bubba. It's all in the hips.
I don't teach a lot of people that. You got to take my workshop.
Look at Steven Seagal over here. I'm very restrictive in who I teach that to.
You've earned it. And I give that to you.
It's my gift. But Joe's not going to learn it.
Can you explain the details of the left hook and the Scottish accent? I work from my root chakra. My root chakra.
And my tent. Don't you know that? I do.
I take a small centipede step. And you will drop.
Ilya Taboria is my student. What are you doing? He learned in Scotland.

And I thought, I took a small step, Ilya.

Good boy, good.

Great job.

Max is going to take a real head in.

You're the best student.

I hope you're not.

How do you feel?

You're so stupid. Fucking Ilya Taboria.

I'm so proud of him. What do you do with Max, Joe? 55 Go back up to 55 I would say Go back up to 55 Joe, you know what I do with him? You know what I do? Conor McGregor Oh, you'll knock Conor out At 55 or what? I think Conor must have played at 70.
Alright, 70. I bet Max would do it.

He's so jacked now.

Cormier's pimp suit is beautiful.

He looks like Steve Harvey.

Is that pink technically or maroon?

That's a burgundy.

That's a burgundy like this one.

That's not pink though.

Hold on, let's hear who he calls out.

You know how much confidence you have to have to wear a pink suit?

He just called out Mike Tyson, guys.

No, he said good things about Max. He was talking about Mike Tyson at the CPI.
At the what? The Cellular Performance Institute down Tijuana where you saw him. Oh, shit.
Cellular Performance Institute. You're going to my one.
You like that one. I like it.
I'm going to be a small portion of the next employee has been for me for the new generation. So all the credits to Max always.
All the credits to Max always. It is a new generation.
Yeah. By the way, he's only two years younger than Max.
Yeah, but the new generation, man. Max has been fighting since he was 18.
That's right. Younger than that.
In UFC, bud. 18.
Oh, my goodness. I don't like seeing that.
I don't like seeing that.

I don't like seeing that.

This left hook is nasty.

Misses, misses, then.

Hands down, too.

Oh, so much power.

You think it's a tattoo on his back, Brian?

What's that, buddy?

The tattoo on his back?

Think that contributes to his power?

I do.

Is it low enough to be considered a tramp stamp?

No, it goes all the way up to the top.

It goes all the way down to his crack, but that represents the double helix. Right.
And life. You understand? Life.
And all the chakras and shit, right? Well, it's when your chakras are aligned. Oh, and he wants to get more drunk.
Do you like this wine? I'm not even drunk. It's good stuff.
I fucking love this wine. That's hilarious.
Just don't give Eddie tequila. It's from Paso Robles, and it's like a Bordeaux.
The tomahawk is out. But most of the Paso Robles.
Yeah, yeah, yeah Robles. Jesus is a good wine.
He made it. Dude, this is food.
Out of water. Jesus is a wine dealer.
11 years old. Here.
The thing is, all wine gets made out of water. Can you imagine? You need water to make the grapes.
When Jesus did that. What's that? Volkanovsky? Uh-oh.
Uh-oh. Damn.
He's like, yo. They're going to do it again.
Volkanovski's probably like, whoo. He wouldn't be.
Let's do it again. Slow down.
Yeah, yeah. Can we party first and just hang out and be friends? Yeah, we'll do it in Spain.
That'd be fun. Man, they're both class acts, though.
Yeah. No, 100%.
Class acts. Man, so what do you do with Lopez? Diego Lugovit? Yeah.
Can I just say something? One more fight. One more fight.
I want to just say one thing. Daniel Cormier was a heavyweight, and he's a little taller than Tamporia.
That's why Daniel Cormier is one of the most impressive fighters. Daniel Cormier probably could have fought 85 if he was one of those crazy dudes.
If he shredded down, he could have been 55. No.
Dude. He fought at heavyweight 205.

No, if he lost all that shit, he's 5'10".

Do you know how thick he is?

No, he's 5'9".

Do you know how thick he is?

5'9", exactly.

If he shredded up?

No, dude.

Like fucking...

Remember, who was that guy from Canada?

He's built different.

He would die if he got to 55.

Do you remember the guy from Canada who's like 145, shredded?

From UFC? Yes. What did he do? Tell me what he did.
Like maybe 10, 15 years ago. Hominick? Hominick.
No, not Hominick. No, Hominick wasn't shredded.
No, not Hominick. Not Hominick.
There was another guy. Wait, wait.
In that era. Wait, a guy who sucked a lot of weight, you're saying? He sucked a lot of weight.
He looked like an alien. What was his name? Fuck, I don't know.
Wait, wait, wait. Big hands.
Big hands. What weight did he say? Canada.
Sam Stout? Yes! Sam Stout. Watch a Sam Stout fucking weigh-in, dude.
He looks like fucking, like an alien. So does Conor McGregor at 45.
Oh, at 45. Oh, he's deathly.
He looked horrible at 45. Damn, how did you know everybody? I guess.
Did you see that? What is Max saying? What's Max saying? I don't think I'll see you again. I'll see you again, my friend.
He said, hey, did you hear about that girl in PFL? Was weight cutting and she's been in a coma? I did hear about that. What happened with that? How much did she weigh? I don't know.
She's been in a coma. I think she's doing better, but I don't know.
Fuck. Weight cutting is so dangerous and so unnecessary.
Didn't Khabib end up in the hospital? I don't believe so. Yeah, he did when he was going to fight Tony Ferguson.
He had a kidney failure. That's right.
Bro, that's so crazy. Damn, Brandon's an encyclopedia.
It's almost like we're throwing him softballs just to see. Like, I want to...
What would you be... You're probably studying two hours a night.
I took that fight on how many days? God damn. I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you. I'm going to...
He's got Google... He's got wearing the Google glasses.
You see those glasses that you can wear and they... They have facial recognition technology so you can look at a stranger.
Uh-huh. And it'll start scrolling everything about them on your head.
I don't want that. So you can wear and they like you they have facial recognition technology so you can look at a stranger uh-huh it'll start scrolling everything about them i don't want that so you can look at a stranger yeah it picks up their face and it goes oh this guy is this you get their credits go for a google search they'll find their home address and you know the difference between virtual reality and augmented reality no augmented reality is you put the glass so you put those fucking meta goggles on and you can be in a different dimension.

You could be fucking fighting zombies in a desert.

Or you could put the glasses on and you see everything in the room, but then other shit pops up.

Pokemons and shit.

Yeah.

It's augmented.

Dude, there's a company called an app called Soapbox.

And dude, you put these glasses on, and you could have Metallica jamming in your fucking room. And it's like you see everybody here, but then James Hetfield is right here playing guitar.
It's crazy. Do you think you could do that with fighting? Is there any way you could have fighting in a virtual world? That's coming.
Augmented reality is you see everything, but new shit pops up. You know what you could do that for? You could do that like the same way the ties use like play sparring.
Yeah. You could spar without getting hurt.
Right. Learning how to slip, timing.
You would need to do real sparring too, but it probably could help you. 100%.
They have something similar in football, but in baseball too, what they have now is the pitchers where it where it's the virtual reality, and he does the whole wind-up, and it comes – because they need hand recognition. They need to see the release.
So they have the technology now where the release comes out, and then the machine shoots it out. Curveball, sinkers.
Oh, yeah, I've seen this. This giant screen.
We've got to get the feed for this for the Phi Companion. I know, right? They they should be able to send it to us what it is is they they go to see it and they're in front of a hundred foot screen what the you're standing like literally on the edge of the octagon watching it way bigger than we're watching this is what happens in the meta headsets you can do this with headsets but this is physical this isn't real like crazy right but there's a place there's There's a place in Los Angeles, Jamie, that's way better than this.
Well, this was the first one. This is the same company.
Oh, okay. The same company? I was just trying to find the UFC.
Oh, maybe it's just a different video, but they had one of the Yuri Prohaska versus Pereira fight, and it's bananas. You're watching this enormous screen, and they're serving drinks, and it's better than being there live.
Well, being there live It's already killed because you also can get commentary. It's already killed him.
Where is this?

So they have one in Dallas. I think they have one

Maybe in LA better. I think it's in LA right.
Yeah, it's called cause this is the screen

So look out this is look how big the fucking screen is you're better than there

Yeah, they have a different feed than you can get on TV. that's fear i went to the ufc at the sphere oh my god have you ever done that you went yeah yo that dude i was there i did commentary you were there i was there for the what do you mean you were there i was there in the audience how come you didn't tell me i went with the cpi guys oh and dude he asked if you're when I went when I I was working yeah, you were busy I wasn't planning on going I got invited last minute.
I got picked up in a private jet I'm like how am gonna say no? So we're do that sphere shit amazing It's fucking insane insane. I was thinking there's no way you can go back to regular UFC's after this live Have you done the spirit the spirit thing? the sphere well, we did It's insane dog.
It's fucking crazy. It's so much money though.
It's too much money I'd rather have cards than the Apex. How was it? What did you think? Oh, that's right.
You didn't like it. That was your official.
You didn't like it, Joe? Yeah, I loved it. Dude, it was insane.
It was an incredible experience for the fans. It was incredible.
Do you think it'd be a repeatable thing? It was incredible. Look at that.
That's what it looked like. It was incredible.
Back it up a little bit, Jamie. Back it up a little bit.
I was blown the fuck away. This is what it looks like.
Yeah. Wow.
It was crazy. It's amazing.
But it's so much more expensive. That was like $20 million just to do it.
They gotta make it cheaper. They gotta make it cheaper.
No big deal. And I think the fights are enough though.
If you need all that shit to get up for the fights, it's wild to me. If you could do it, nothing is too expensive.
If you could do it, don't do it. It's business.
This is what I think. Once a year.
Once a year we do this here What you do it July 4th American? Yeah, oh that shit all that shit, but you got to keep doing it. I'll tell you what I think The independence day was pretty fucking dope dude.
They're not an American. You have bone Nick What's gonna happen is there's gonna be a sphere in every major city and it's good Like concerts bands Oh, bands doing this expensive Dude, bands? need bands.
It's never too expensive. I know, but Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, you're not right.
It's not. No, it is because you can't make money off the tickets.
You need Vegas for this because Vegas- Technology gets cheaper and cheaper and cheaper and cheaper. That's true.
You can get a fucking 90 fucking- you go to Best Buy and get a 90 foot fucking screen for $200. I think it's more.
They were supposed to make $400 to start and they only made this one. The next one they're going to make is way smaller.
Eventually the price goes down. So the sphere's losing their ass.
They're like in billions of dollars in debt. Do we know this? No.
The business model's not working. So, so whether it's too expensive or not, right now, whatever.
Just based on the experience? Money. No, no.
What I'm saying is the possibility. Because I didn't pay shit.
I got free tickets, and I thought it was the most amazing experience. I've been to 9,000 UFC shows, and this one was the best by far.
But you don't need it, though. Like, wouldn't you rather just have a great fight card? You don't need it, but why not have it? We're getting to a point where anything you can imagine visually you can have.
It's too expensive! It's too much money! We gotta pay rent! Oh my god, I miss these shows. Is that British? I miss these shows.
Are you doing a British? Nothing is too expensive! Bro! I don't think it's a bit. Oh my god, I miss these shows.
Is that a British shop? I miss these shows. It's too expensive.
Are you doing a British shop impersonation? Nothing is too expensive. Bro, nothing is too expensive.
Saudis, get the Saudis involved. They were involved in this one.
That was Riyadh season. Riyadh season was partially the sponsor of the sphere.
And when you're sitting in the fucking, when you're watching all that shit, and you're watching you up and you're watching all that shit, it was so incredible. It was amazing.
That no-che thing with all the Mexicans, and then that shit got her fucking forehead split open It was crazy. It's so up close.
They should have stopped that fight, huh? Yeah, I think I think this is tough That was it. She was not gonna stop Irene Aldana is a beast.
She's a monster She was not gonna stop but don't you that doesn't need to happen What do you think about that? Did you think they should stop fights? What's that bad of a Well, it's that bad of a cut. That's a crazy cut, man.
That cut was like six inches long on her fork. They should allow...
I think in between rounds they should allow them to sew that shit up. No, no, no.
Yeah, you watch Rambo. Remember Rambo? Rambo did it.
Rambo did it. I agree.
I agree, dude. I agree.
Sew that shit up, baby. We got pay-per-view.
No stand-ups. No stand-ups.
Stay in the same position. You have one minute to sit up.
No gloves. No gloves.
No cage. And do all the fights at the sphere.
We have cut men in the UFC. We should have stitch men.
And you do it yourself. You got to do it yourself with a mirror.
If the money wasn't an issue, if the money wasn't an issue and technology was like you said money's

no issue bro no if money was no issue this fear is the answer no that's the sphere is the answer it might be too much of a distraction yes if you need that to be entertained by the best fighters in the world you're a fucking moron you're talking about come on dog were you on mushrooms eddie when you went there i was not on mushrooms i don't like it makes you feel like you mushrooms. I did mushrooms three times and I had enough.
The universe told me, you did enough. You see God.
Go live life. To make money, that's why you two have to play there like 20 nights in a row.
You know what? You bagged on the sphere and I see that you have to stick with that. I get it.
Still don't make money. You don't stick with.
So much money to build. Technically, he went out and just said, Eddie, this fear was insane.
Eddie, it cost $71 million operating loss in one quarter. Hey, the government gives NASA $19 billion a year.
$19 billion a year to NASA? Yeah, but this isn't the government. This is just a place where you go to see concerts.
Jesus Christ gets 19 billion dollars a year and we can't go to the sphere to watch a fight it's not the same you don't take tax money to make the sphere look at this but look at this it says sphere entertainment faces near near-term debt pressures with 849.8 million coming due in october 24th, which is now. They owe a lot of money.
The company is pursuing a workout with lenders to refinance the obligations. They're fucked, man.
They're fucked. But...
They're fucked. That's a lot of...
That's almost a billion dollars in debt. That's because the light's on 24-7.
But look at this, Eddie. Hold on.
Stop before you talk. There's an operating loss of $71 million in the first quarter.
I get it. So this is going to keep compounding quarter to quarter.
That's almost $400 million a year. I get it.
I get it. But let me finish.
It costs $500 billion, okay? The sphere costs $500 billion. It costs $100 billion, right? Right.
But that's the ultimate shit. So we've got to figure out how to fucking pay for this, dog.
We've got to have every fighter going out on their Instagram fucking blowing it up. It's a DMT trip.
It's Rainforest Cafe. Nothing is too expensive.
No. One of the greatest moments in any event that I've ever seen is Kamaru Usman getting knocked out by Leon Edwards.
He's losing five rounds in. Imagine that in the sphere, dog.
You can't fucking believe it. It doesn't matter.
It's like anywhere that that happens, a moment like that, you're like, what? Oh, my God. You're talking about Jack Johnson shit, then.
Come on, I get it. Okay, Mike Tyson.
Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson knocking out Mitch Green.
You're talking about Mike. Okay, we get it.
Look at that. They posted a $201 million net loss on revenue of $1.03 billion.
Okay, this is what I'm going to predict this. They made a billion and they lost $200 million.
That's nearly double the $573.8 million revenue number in the prior year. It's not a good number.
Okay, it's going to fail. It's going to fail.
I've been saying this whole time. saying this whole time no you know what they're gonna do it's gonna get real cheap and the saudis are gonna buy it exactly technology is cheap guys you can get a vcr right now for three dollars but but those saudis are actually really expensive dude the vcrs are really expensive VCRs are $3 But Joe

But Joe, but Joe, would that... Technology goes down.
Haven't you guys noticed that? You haven't noticed the technology keeps going down? And then you have vision. You're like, okay, technology comes down.
It's expensive now. We're going to have spheres.
Look, $234 for a VCR. That's it!

That's so expensive.

We're going to have the sphere around.

Dude, I'm shocked that they're $280.

That's expensive as shit.

Jamie goes, aren't you really expensive?

Whoa!

That's way more expensive than... Realistically, I thought they'd be like $50.

You know, the craziest thing about these Apple AR goggles, so they're super light. You could put them on and you could watch a movie and like you watch Avatar like it's on a hundred foot screen.
I can't see who's around me, so it makes me nervous. No, you can see through it.
You can make it this size and you can see your house other than that screen. You know what's crazy? You can point it to a wall.
You can point it to a wall like this wall right here. You could fill that wall up to your desired size with a screen and watch a film.
And not only the desired size, but on soapbox, whatever band you could see, you could put them right here, or you could put them over there way in the corner of the kitchen. I don't like it.
Or with their backs. You could be behind there.
You could be at Beyonce's feet. It's crazy no seriously you could put them you could put you could put these vr characters wherever you want you could see like right there you have a good voice by the way that's a good i didn't know you could dance dog i did not know that i didn't look what i didn't know that why because i'm moving from where chakra.
It's from your box. Where's your smelling salts? Okay.
Dude, we got to end with the smelling salts. Let's end with that.
Let's end with that. We're going to end with the smelling salts.
Dude, what if we're... Let me ask you this.
What if this is a simulation? Do you keep extrapolating? Some of them have to be. Holy shit.
Are these juju's? And I'm not going to do it. They haven't been freshly opened.

I'm going to watch you guys do it.

No, he's going to do it.

The freshly opened ones are definitely the best.

Insane in the Membrane would be a good song for this one.

Insane in the Cypressill.

Oh, shit.

You're going to have to take a good deep breath.

Oh, come on, man.

Get that big deep.

You got to get in there with those. You got to get in there with those.
Ah, fuck. Get it here, guys.
Here. Bring your hands here.
Here. It's in the membrane.
It's in the membrane. It's in the membrane.
It's in the membrane. Throw it.
It's in the membrane. Eddie, you should go on that hot wing show.
Yes. It's in the membrane.
You should go on that hot wing show and talk about flat earth and aliens and devils. Oh my god.
It's into the brain! This is weak. I needed a stronger one.
Yeah, I could have smelled that all day. Okay, next.
Me too. You got a real one? You know what? That last one wasn't that strong.
It's into the brain! It's into the brain! It's into the brain! It's into the brain! It's into the brain! It's into the brain! It's into the brain! It's into the brain! It's into the brain! That's a good one! That's a good one! Where does she go now? What is this one? This one's the strongest one! Oh!

That's the strongest one right there!

Danny, it's from here!

No, this one's stronger!

Oh, that one's stronger?

There you go, that one's stronger!

Where did she go down?

Where did she go down?

Inside of the membrane!

Inside of the brain!

It's good, guys, it's good! Oh! Long Long as fuck. Yeah, that's stronger, right? That was a strong one.
That's the strongest one. I'm getting used to it, dog.
We still have a lot of problems. I can hang with it.
Yeah! This is still one of my favorite scenes in any movie of all time. What's that? Opening scene of Blade.
Blade. That's Joey Diaz.
When all the vampires. All the vampires.
Joe, here's my question. Back to the fighting.
With the Saudi money. Yeah.
How long are they going to keep investing because they're losing their ass? If you notice, nobody. They don't give a fuck.
Well, you know they're never coming back to America. Because they lost their ass on the Terrence Crawford fight.
So they're not coming back here. They did lose? Yeah.
Well, do you know that they're in business with Dana White now okay so this is what's going on so Dana White and uh Riyadh season are going to start promoting boxing so which I think Dana and boxing's perfect tell you all the plans but apparently uh uh his excellency had a very difficult time with a lot of the boxing promoters didn't enjoy working with the boxing people And he is essentially what he said today is like how the fuck did you deal with these people? He's like I was trying to tell you and he's like why don't we do something Dan's like let's talk And so that's what's happening right now You're gonna have very similar things to what what the Saudis are doing the Saudis are just saying I want to see this fight So what is to cost? And they don't care if people are in the stands. Right.
Like Martin Boccoli, when he fought Jared Anderson, Jared Anderson's people were saying, do not take that fight. But Martin Boccoli, who's the most dangerous fucking guy in the heavyweight division that nobody knows about, do you know that guy? No.
From the Congo? I don't know him about it. Martin Boccoli's fucking terrifying.
Really? There's a guy in 1FC? There's a black guy in 1FC from fucking Africa somewhere. A Rug Rug? Yeah.
Oh, my fucking gosh. His name is Rug Rug.
Yo. Whoa.
Yeah. That guy's insane.
You're going to jack off this guy. Martin Boccoli.
Martin Boccoli, Jared Anderson. Bro, this guy.
That guy. He is the most.
This is Martin Boccoli. He's the most feared most feared heavyweight He's fucking huge And Jared Anderson was undefeated He was like the American prospect And Bacoli just starts putting it to him And he's really hard to hit too, man This guy Really good at The guy with back Look at the head movement Roy Jones Jr.
teaches that guy That's his protege Wow, he just took this fight a little too early And Bacoli's just fucking huge He's young He's like. He's like 20.
How much does he weigh? Look at that. Oh, damn.
Boom. Is he going to be in there with Tyson Fury and all that shit? Yes.
He's in the mix? Yes. He's the next wave.
Oh, he's the next one? No, but he can do it right now. He fucks those guys up in sparring.
The stories about this guy in sparring, everybody he brings in, he gives them a world of hell. But I think you let, and I think Dana going to boxing is great because you let Dana get involved with this guy and turn these guys into actual stars.
I'm telling you, man, nobody knows who this guy is. Martin Bacoli, he's the fucking future.
He's a problem, yeah. He's the future.
That's the future. He knocks everybody out.
He's got an iron chin. No losses? I don't know if he has any losses.
He might have one early in his career, but they stopped the fight. He beat the brakes off that dude.
He looks like a giant Rick Ross. He's huge, too.
What's his record? Let's see what his record is. He's from Los Angeles? One loss.
I think he has one loss early in his career. How the fuck did he lose? He lost in a TKO.
But we haven't seen him against the top top top. Okay, Michael Hunter beat him.
We gotta look into that guy. Six years ago.
We haven't seen him against the best guys, though, right? Not yet, but the talk about him, you know, but as he keeps coming up, the talk about him and sparring is that nobody likes it. It's terrifying.
And then when you see him beat up Anderson, that's the word is that, like, Anderson should have avoided him. He looks like George Foreman.
Huge dude. Huge dude.
Similar to George. So that fight only took place because the Saudis were like, hey.
Bob Arum was just talking about it, saying he shouldn't have taken the fight. And that he advised them to not take the fight.
But Jared Anderson doesn't have that kind of Floyd Mayweather type money. And all of a sudden, the Saudis are like, how much? How much? Because they print money.
And then they came up with the Amount and he's like, okay, I'll take it and like whoo, but it's just a white too early It's wild. I mean they they're giving us the fights We want to see but the crowd because there's no natural fan base there like they're not a lot of people are flying in there To see those fights sure cuz it's such a big deal and that's what their hope is tourism It'll hard like it'll happen You know as long as they can't be cool with like Western ideas and don't fuck with women wearing skirts And chilly Yeah, allow Westerners to come there and feel safe like like Dubai Dubai is like one of the safest fucking places If you leave a Rolex on the ground in Dubai someone will fucking turn it in sure do you know that the there's uh you would think that mexico is like the least safest place but do you know that five cities in mexico are among the top eight in the safest cities in north america yeah the cartel doesn't like violence it's bad there's certain cities where the cartel doesn't allow any violence Like a Merida Meridaida, it's by Cancun.
Safest city in North is in Mexico. The safest city is in North in Mexico.
Dude, smart. Who would have ever thought that? Make a good deal.
That's like Vegas was run by the mob. It was great.
Bro, I made a mistake. I was talking about the cartel because they have the Baja 1000, Baja 500, like all the off-road races.
And I was like, yeah, there's some killing. I had my information off.
Dude, the off-road community was like, say what? Because it's super safe. Like, no, dude, you're fucking us.
We can't get tourism down here because that's the narrative in America. Yeah, every time someone gets whacked, it becomes big news.
But people get whacked in America every day. All the time.
Every day. All the time.
have war oak oak oakland is like like what's going on in oakland those oakland shanty towns we have these homeless communities that go for blocks and blocks and cops don't show up nope in east oakland don't show up you're talking about they know that's sam france oakland oakland's way Oakland Raiders left and Oakland A's are gone. They're all gone.
Jamie, go to Oakland homeless camps. They're crazy.
There's a lot of people who've documented. Is that a red or a blue state? Is there any of those in a red state? That's a booster state.
I'm just asking questions. Austin probably was the worst homeless problem.
Maybe Dallas was a homeless issue. Austin's out of control.
I just drove. A lot better than LA, son.
They're trying to fix LA. What do you mean you don't know about that? LA camps that have I've been Brian your opinions are amongst the worst what do you mean? La is a lot bigger, so we're gonna homeless Also, they've actually mitigated the homeless people They don't let them camp on the streets here you mean no they clean them up if they do it under the underpasses We just come in coming.
We clean them up man. They actually move them out of there.
Yeah, but Joe. Austin, really? Yeah, they cleaned it up substantially from when I first moved it.
But Joe, where we lived out, and I still live there, where you still live, we didn't deal with homeless. No, but that's a different area.
You're talking about that. You've got to go into downtown.
Downtown's the worst. No, no, I'm in downtown every day.
All downtowns are bad. They've cleaned up a lot of it downtown.
That's good. They're trying to.
This is underpasses in Oakland. But by the way, so Austin has tackled their homeless problem? They've done a great job.
I had the mayor in to talk to me about what he was going to do. They bought hotels and they moved people in.
There's a bunch of different programs out here where they're trying to give people life skills. It's a drug problem, though, isn't it? It's 100% a drug problem.
Houston's done the best job. And mental health.
Houston's done the best and what way yeah Houston's the best Houston they got they got it on it early yeah really yeah they got it early well I taught had the mayor in here at the time Steven Adler and he said you got to take care of the problem before it gets too big there's the drummer for Guns N' Roses crazy same name the they were like the first thing you got to do is make sure it doesn't get as big as LA's

is, where you can't do anything.

It's too late.

LA's too big.

He's like, we only have 2,000, 3,000 homeless people.

He's like, we can put a stop to this.

And what do they do?

Put them in rehab?

Yeah, they kill them.

They make sausage.

Homeless sausage.

They have a bunch of programs.

I actually went to, I had one of the guys who runs one of those programs on the podcast. What was that gentleman's name again? Has Seattle and Portland done anything about their fucking insanity? No, they don't care either.
Dude, it's all they talk about right now. They finance it.
Yeah. It's amazing.
Everyone's diverse. Some people like to shoot up.
I had a friend. I had a friend who moved his family.
Alan Graham go loaves and fishes right is the name of his company dude. I had a friend who moved out of I don't want to say his name but he moved out You know what he grapples like Mike Tyson he does he does crap but he moved out of Seattle because of the the wokeness moved to Arkansas

And he thought it was the greatest move ever. He was like fucking in Arkansas and he thought oh my god

And they were you know, they took a couple edibles here and there she gave birth to a black baby

No, I'm trying to I don't know what she got tested for marijuana. Yeah.
And now they're like fucking facing like criminal charges. Oh, yeah.
So it's like, oh, my God. I live.
Yeah. I live Seattle.
So they just tested her because she was pregnant and she had taken an edible. Yeah.
Oh, my goodness. So now they're in deep shit.
So, you know, my goodness. Yeah.
It's a friend we're like trying to figure this out oh my damn you need to go back to seattle we need to get trump on that but you know that's crazy arkansas don't fuck around with weed friend of mine had a dinner party and a prank she was like seven months pregnant she was hungry and i think she saw some fruit loops or some shit or whatever and ate them. It turned out they were weed loops.

Oh, no.

Weed loops?

Check it out.

So she got super high and she went to the emergency room because she was pregnant, right?

Right.

But the doctor said, I'm not that worried.

I'm worried about alcohol.

If it was alcohol, I'd be more worried.

I'm not worried about this.

Well, it's not toxic.

It's interesting.

Is that what it is?

Yeah, you shouldn't be getting high while you're pregnant, but it's not toxic.

It's not like you have to worry about the kid getting poisoned, fetal alcohol syndrome

and a bunch of things that are-

That's worse.

Yeah, you shouldn't be getting high while you're pregnant, but it's not toxic. It's not like you have to worry about the kid getting poisoned, fetal alcohol syndrome, and a bunch of things that are...
That's worse. Yeah, very, very, very bad for the child, especially when someone's a rampant alcoholic.
Raging alcoholics that are pregnant, it's a devastating impact on a child. But he said you don't have to worry about anything? It's not toxic.
He was like, man, it's not the end of the world. No, there's actually studies about people who smoke marijuana while their kids are in the It's like, don't do it,'ll it's not the No, there's actually store studies about people who smoke marijuana while their kids and it's like it's don't do it But it's not the worst thing in the world.
It's not a toxic thing, right? You know, but you can't be good. It can't be good.
It's not good for kids Yeah, it's not the developing minds shouldn't have anything And we all did it. We all snuck booze and all kinds of shit work kids when we're teenagers But the reality is like especially men are fucking frontal cortex doesn't even develop correctly until we're like 25 Exactly 40 or 50 But I was just retarded what's bad for you if you look at the studies on alcohol Different bro.
It's different. Alexander No, I'm believe are you ready? Trump hung in there for three hours didn't pee left didn't pee before he left He's a robot just got in here didn't have to use the restroom sat down for three hours And these are his diet coke you know what and then flew out there his diet coke yeah There's one diet coke for him.
He's the only guy I know that drinks more You know I drinks Diet Coke and eats McDonald's? Because they can't poison that. Well, no, McDonald's has an issue.
McDonald's has an issue. No, if he goes to McDonald's, how are they going to poison the McDonald's? How are they going to poison the Diet Coke's? That's true.
No, that's real. Well, I don't know if that's why he's there.
I think he just likes it. I think he likes Kentucky Fried Chicken.
He's on the Air Force One and having some Kentucky Fried Chicken. How tall is he in person? Big dude? He's like 6'1", I guess, probably.
Oh, shorter than I thought. That's what Schultz said.
Schultz said he's actually smaller than I thought. He probably shrank a little as he's gotten older.
70, 74, 78. I thought he was like 6'4", 6'5".
Maybe he was at one point in time when he shrunk. But very nice guy and fun to talk to.
We had a good time. I talked to him like I talked to everybody.
I swore. I just talked normal.
Has your Trump impression improved since he... I don't have a good Trump impression.
Shane Gilson is so good. Has it improved? Like, a little bit? He didn't sound like Trump with you.
He didn't sound like Trump with you. He sounded more like he was just more calm.
Could you do Joey Diaz doing Trump? Is that possible? He didn't think he was going to attacked Well, it's not even this guard was down like he knew I wasn't gonna fuck with him I'm like, I just want to talk to you. Yeah, it's like the same way I would treat Kamala Harris I just want to have a conversation just like I just want to know what what did you do? Why'd you do this? What was it like when you got in office? Like there's a bunch of things that that I needed to ask him about.
There's a few that I didn't get to. Abortion was one of them.
Psychedelics was another one. There's a couple different things that I did want to talk to him about.
But the big one for me was like, what the fuck is it like when you've never governed anything ever? And then all of a sudden you're in the White House. Like, what's that experience like? Who do you talk to? Well, he was very...
It takes a while, because he goes on these journeys. He likes to talk about different kinds of things, and he calls it a weave, and he brings it back to the original subject.
But he can talk about anything he wants that way. He kind of dictates the conversation.
But I had to kind of bring him back to that. Well, you have thousands of people.
How many people did you have to appoint? He had to appoint 10,000 different people to these jobs. And he has no experience, so he doesn't know these people.
So he's taking other people's advice, and there was a lot of people that I put in that

I shouldn't have put in, and he's super honest about it, and what he did and what he was

trying to do by imparting tariffs and by decreasing taxes.

He wanted to stimulate business, and he wants to drill for oil.

He said, we have more oil in this country than any country in the world.

He said, we can be completely self-sustaining in the United States, bring American manufacturing

back.

Do you think that's a good thing? for oil. He said, we have more oil in this country than any country in the world.
He said, we can be completely self-sustaining in the United States. Bring American manufacturing back.
The way that we get taxed if we sell our stuff overseas, we should be taxing that. We should be hitting them with tariffs.
He even floated out the idea, I don't even know if this would work, but he floated out the idea we're going to end income tax and just rely totally on tariffs. Totally.
Can you imagine we're paying 50% of our fucking money and we still got to pay for water we still got to pay for energy we got a water bill and we're paying 50% of our fucking checks that shit should be fucking free take it easy right you get away right yeah well can you do Joey Diaz doing an impression what do you say about the wall did you the wall at all? Yeah. He was talking about what they're doing, what they're trying to do.
And it's very clear that they're trying. He thinks they're trying to get voters.
Of course. They're bringing people in.
They're financially incentivizing them to give them housing, food. No ID to vote.
No ID to vote. And then amnesty.
They're trying to give them amnesty. And they keep pushing for this stuff.
And they mysteriously wind up in swing states. Yep Yeah, but you know that that Mysteriously, yeah, it's crazy and then that app that the the original use of that app I can pull up that app Because I saved this because it's it's very bizarre when you when you really find out what it actually is all about The original app was used as a shipping app.
It was used It was one of those things where people used it because You're in the country for a certain amount of time because you brought over a bunch of goods do you know what they're finding though when those immigrants actually vote second generation careful now don lemon listen listen listen this is a fact so what you forget what you forget is they come from catholic conservative cultures so guess what the second generation always votes republican? Republican. Well, that's certainly true if you come from Venezuela.
Those guys were bringing in from Venezuela, except for the ones with gang leaders. And Central America.
But not all of them are from Venezuela. They don't get down with the transgender or the abortion, none of that.
So they vote Republican. None of those countries do.
They're very Catholic. And so that's the first thing.
But if you get amnesty and you get all these benefits from... Here's something people aren't talking about.
You want to hear this? I'm going to send it to you, Jamie. Listen to this, Bob.
So with that wall, when you build a wall like that, guess what? You put in roads. You put in like 50, 100 major roadways to get all the material to the wall.
Guess what that does? The Sonoran Desert and the Chihuahuan Desert are amazing natural barriers. Now that you put roads in there, it actually makes it easier for migrants to walk those roads at night so it made it easier that's the irony of that wall so there's a lot of things that go on with this fucking immigration that you do one thing you never know what the you know what the ripple effect well we do know what we're doing is not working 100 percent jamie put up with that thing that i showed you no this is the weirdest.
This is the app. The U.S.
Customs Border Protection CBP has several mobile apps, including CBP1, Mobile Passport Control, MPC, and MyCBP. So launched in October 2020, the free app provides access to a variety of CBP services.
It uses guided questions to help users find the right services, forms, or applications. CBP-1 was originally used to help commercial trucking companies schedule cargo inspections.
In 2023, the app was expanded to allow unauthorized migrants. So they changed this app that was just for shipping.
And so these people can now use this app and request asylum and book appointments at the US-Mexico border. So they're just full scale trying to bring people in.
They're also doing that so they can travel, too. They're giving them money, they're giving them housing, and they're going to provide amnesty and they're voters.
So now they're voters. Who are they going to vote for? Are they going to vote for the people that want to deport them? No.
They're going to vote for the people that gave them money and food stamps and housing and brought them to America. That's not...
Just makes sense. Yes, it does.
But guess what? Because they're so conservative, they a lot of times vote for Republicans. I disagree, Brian.
It's not a disagreement. You're talking about next generation, right? But here's the thing.
Once you get that system rigged, you really get that system rigged, you never have to worry about those states ever becoming red again. Just like California.
California's never going to become red again. They've got that thing down.
They did amnesty in California. They allowed people to vote in California.
And then they just set up a bunch of policies that make it very convenient for people that are migrants to come across the border. And then you have mail-in ballots and you have no voter ID, so you don't know who the fuck's voting.
It's true. And you essentially rigged an election without doing anything completely illegal.
Everything is, like, fairly legal. It's an interesting thing because you wonder about whether or not they will create that problem, though, whether they're second generation.
But here's the other issue. You could technically, they say, first of all, I think we're the only country in the world the when you vote is not a national holiday like that's ridiculous yeah but it favors republicans just so you know but for whatever reason i don't know why but it favors republicans because if you gave everybody the day off people would be able to take time off to vote how does that more poor people are democrats well whatever you want to call it interesting but that's what i mean whatever you want to call it that would be one thing but here's the other people that can't afford to take day off here's less well here's the oh yeah you could technically you could and we are gonna get to the point where technically you could use biometrics to vote from your phone and keep the fraud down to at least a minimum so it wouldn't change it wouldn't yeah but the problem is anything you have anytime you have something on a computer you've got shenanigans jimmy carter figured out this in the 1970s trump was talking about it that jimmy carter realized back then that you can't have mail-in ballots because there's too much room for fraud there's no chain of the chain of custody is funky right from someone drops it in a mailbox a guy picks it up no one's watching him he in a sack.
What if that guy's a nutty Democrat or a nutty Republican and he knows he's in a Democrat county and they're all Biden signs on there, so he picks up their mail and throws their shit in the garbage. Yeah, that's that documentary, 2,000 years.
Larger thing is- Watch that shit. I didn't see that.
I had that guy on my podcast. Watch that shit.
Watch that shit. So I had him on my podcast- What's his name? Dinesh D'Souza and I kept asking him though

I was like what you could you keep talking about there's more evidence so there's hundreds of hours of thousands of hours of cct evident Footage and they just at the end of the day never delivered on it It's in the documentary watch it. I think I think maybe didn't deliver in your on your podcast But he put a documentary.
I saw it. I watched it.
I watched it. What about it? So in the doc is fully indoctrinated.
When do you think it happened? Is Kamala giving you money? Yeah. He's going to be doing one of them fucking things right next to Beyonce.
You know what? Stupid smile on his face. This podcast is being sponsored by Kamala Harris.
This wine is actually from Kamala Harris. He has to leave early to go hang on with John Legend.
He's probably got our own vineyard. Let's open another bottle.
I got another bottle of the 2013. It's over? Isn't it beautiful? Do you have 2020 cold duck? Dude, I'm obsessed with this.
I mean, he's like, yo, this is 2013. 2013, that was a few years ago.
Wine people are so weird. That wine was okay.
Come on. He's like, I'm obsessed with it.
Now, if 2001 would that be would there be a different it depends depends on the drought and whether or not climate change is real see that's why Leonardo DiCaprio is voting for Kamala Harris has nothing to do with the diddy party when you guys nothing to do with the diddy parties he's endorsed Kamala Harris because of. Did you see him? He's on a yacht and then on a private jet.
So like last week. But what do you think? Do you think we're going to get the names from the Diddy parties? Or is that going to go away? I think that one's going to come out.
Are people being paid off right now? No, I think Diddy is probably a spiteful man. And he probably is going to be in jail for the rest of his life.
And they're probably going to sing a song. No, I'm saying how many people are getting paid right now to shut up? How many cases are falling apart? Because I'll tell you this.
I don't know if that's really going on. This is the thing.
We don't know who's involved in this whole Diddy thing. Is this an intelligence agency thing where they're trying to compromise people that were famous and get them to endorse certain political candidates? Is it that? Or he's really close with Obama.
Or is it really just Diddy masterminded the whole thing like a fucking gangster hey bro you're you're going down that conspiracy like route more and more you're getting you're going to be a conspiracy though but we know what's the conspiracy that shit is out but what am I going down with this one I think I think he might have just been a fucking criminal slash yeah I just said that i said that's a possibility no no no

i said a possibility that he is the gangster and he ran this whole blackmail operation oh yeah 100 listen the guy was involved in music right and you get compromising information on these guys and get them to sign very unfavorable contracts yes like what better way to get a guy to sign an unfavorable contract where you're going to get billions because he was a billionaire yes Yes. Right? You fuck that guy.
Yes. And film it.
Yes. You get video of your boys fucking that guy and filming it.
Or you let him know you always have that. Or you get a fucking younger age girl or something.
Well, you put these guys on GHB or whatever the fuck they're putting them on. They're out of their minds.
They don't know what's going on. Yeah, sure.
They'll say blow their asses out. Yeah, that's what he was doing.
But you're 100% right. With like Meek Mill and stuff.
That's for sure that was going on. But do you know Diddy won a lawsuit against that alcohol company? The alcohol company? Ciroc.
Ciroc. He won like a billion dollar deal.
And once that happened, then this all came out. Oh, well, what was the deal? Some racism thing.
Well, it's like they probably all knew. Everybody probably all knew.
This was like an open secret, the Diddy Party thing. It's almost like the Cosby thing.
He literally called them freak-offs. He has pulled his lawsuit in the wake of the sexual abuse allegations levied against him.
Okay. Oh, so he didn't win.
So let me ask you this. No, he already won.
But hold on a second. How much did Diddy win this run? Voluntarily racial discrimination lawsuit.
At the time, did he split the company? Yeah, that was January, and then two months later it says they have an agreement. The agreement included 50-50 split with the company, but now Diagos owns 100%.
It's estimated that Diddy made about $60 million annually from the deal, according to reports. I bet you right now what's going on.
And Diddy made a lot of money back when there was money in music. I think lawyers are contacting his lawyers and going, hey, you want this to go away? Million dollars.
Well, you know how this all started. Some lady came out and had all this evidence, went to Diddy's team.
It was also the video of him beating the fuck out of his word. That fucked him, but even right after that, some lady went up to his team and was like, okay, I have the evidence here.
He raped me. If you don't pay me, I'm going to go live with it.
And they were like, yeah, good luck, lady. She goes live with it.
And then a bunch of more people were like, oh shit. And then an actual law firm was like, no, there's a case here.
They looked at the evidence. There's a case here.
When you see him beating her up, I believe you can do anything. If you can do that to a woman and beat her up, you can do anything.
Sean Combs accused of sexually abusing 120 people, including 25 minors. Dude, 60 of them are dudes.
But here's the thing. 120, 60 dudes are 120.
Like with the Jeffrey Epstein thing, I want to see how many people actually come forward, because I think people are getting paid. He's going to run out of money, though.
Do you know what I'm saying, though? Perhaps. All of a sudden, I think what happens is lawyers go, hey, we're making a claim.
Well, listen, if he's a billionaire, that's $1,000 million. Right.
So how much of that is tied up? How many billions does he actually have? They go to you and they say, we'll give you $1 million unless you want to drag this out. I bet it's a lot more than a million, Brian.

Maybe, but I mean, I'm saying the Lord's. If that girl wanted 30 and he said no, I bet it's, I don't know, who knows.

But the thing is, there's also murders.

There's deaths.

There's also people that mysteriously died of pneumonia.

His baby mama died of drug overdose, yet she wasn't a drug addict at all.

And she died in a Starbucks parking lot.

No, it's 7 a.m.

There's some sketchy shit involved in this. And,'s him or people work with him or for him or connect to him.
I don't think we get the list. I think there's too many powerful people that are involved with the left.
I don't think we get the list. We see a lot of fucking music executives step down.
You saw that, right? Really? A lot of people. Yeah, a lot of executives.
Quietly dipping out. That's my time.
Why do you honestly think that, here's my theory on the Jeffrey Epstein thing, because I went down that rabbit hole. I think he was probably, like, definitely worked for intelligence, probably Mossad or something.
Duh. And he had a shit load.
Damn. He had a shit.
Damn. Did you just say that? I went down that.
Damn. Daryl Cooper.
I was like, what? I went down. Daryl Cooper's, I love that guy.
Have you ever listened to the Martyr Made podcast? Yes. That motherfucker's awesome.
That guy got canceled in the stupidest fucking way possible. I love that guy.
But anyway. He was just trying to say that there was a lot of factors involved in the Nazis killing the Jews.
And one of them, it was like they were being starved out by the embargo by Winston Churchill. If you listen to Daryl Cooper's podcast, you know he's not an anti-Semite.
You. You know he's not.
Super sensitive. He got canceled for that? What he says is he goes.
Yeah, he was on Tucker Carlson's podcast and a bunch of people went after him. It's bullshit.
It's the usual thing. They did it without context and nuance.
He's a very smart guy who has pity for both sides. He's such a smart guy.
He does all the research. You want to learn about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict? Listen to Fear and Loathing the new Jerusalem What did he say just listen to it's a six.
It's a six. Give me a little synopsis It's I can't do it here, but it's beautiful.
Well, that is such a fucked up situation down there horrible But he really has had somebody who lived there for eight years of my life And you live where a year I lived in Lebanon and Saudi Arabia So I lived in the Middle east for a long time he wasn't but he was in yeah but but i know i i grew up around the i love the arabs i know the arabs i know palestinians very well i grew up around them i grew up around lebanese i grew up around saudi arabians i love those people so but but i also understand a lot about jewish history and when you listen to his podcast that's all all I say, is what you will find is you will end up coming out, shaking your head, maybe saying a prayer, because you won't have answers. You won't.
Does anybody have an answer, though? It's been going on for so long. It's been going on since Moses had a parting of the ways with the Pharaoh.
It's been going on B.C., 1,400 years. Like, there's no simple answer it.
The Hatfields and the McCoys. That's it.
Middle East edition. There's no simple.
And I remind people that Gaza was mentioned in the Old Testament. If you read the Old Testament, it's mentioned, I don't know, fucking 15, 20, 30 times.
Right? So it's always been a rough place in one way or another. But having said all that.
All those ancient places, man. Dude.
You know, like I had a buddy who served in Afghanistan, many, many tours. And he told me some horror stories this past weekend.
Horror stories. Men raping men.
The amount of men he saw raping men. There's this guy that was like this mentally handicapped guy that worked in this kitchen and they would all rape them.
They would line up and rape this guy. Because they just are used to doing that.
And they'd rape boys. He said these guys were parading their boys.
They'd have a harem of young boys, and they would parade them out. The more boys you had, the cooler you looked to everybody else.
It's so common, he said. And they don't view it as gay? It's like a tough guy thing? I don't know how they fucking wrap their heads around it.
So a lot of it is this. So you're separated.
In those very strict societies, you are separated. Boys and girls are separated completely.
And so when you start getting sexual, okay, and you have older boys with younger boys, and they're never around women, what happens is the younger boys end up getting fucked. And by the way, I must remind everybody, It ain't just in the Arab world.
It's also in the upper echelon of British boarding schools They all get fucked when they're younger Yeah, it's fucking rampant. What about those American charter schools? It's a fucking blur and I'm not gonna answer a bunch of questions And I'm a straight man.
You have a bunch of 17 year olds with no girls around That's what happens bro. All of a sudden you got no hair on your face.
My dick is hard What's gonna happen but in Afghanistan the stories my friend told me so they just go around fucking dude? He said it's horrible. It's horrible.
You see it. Guys getting gang raped.
Guys lined up. You know that guy that became the American Taliban? You know that guy that went over there? He said that guy got raped about a thousand times.
So they just raped. That guy was in prison for four years over there.
He was a prisoner and they just raped him constantly. Constantly raped.
Jesus. Yeah.
This is what he said. I don't know if that's true.
If you're the Taliban guy and you listen to this. I'm sorry.
Where's Diddy's lube when you need it? He's all what? I didn't even say your name. But, you know.
Gotta have lube. Apparently, that is just a part of that culture.
And they don't think it's gay. They think it's like a dominant thing? I don't get it.
It's only gay if you're smiling. I don't get it.
Or looking somebody in the eye. It's only gay if you're wearing a rainbow.
If you're frowning the whole time. If like this is terrible This is fucking this I'm not gay

You have to say I'm not gay. This is terrible

It's just maintenance. It's just maintenance

It's just but imagine if they're doing that to the boys and the dudes out there. What are they doing to the women?

Well, ring them the thing is

One woman got raped and they blamed her for being a slut. They stoned her to death.
Oh, she got raped by a guy

This is dark. Yeah, they said ancient, ancient cultures.
This is what it is. It's like if you went back 3,000, 4,000 years ago, that's how everybody behaved.
Like we're just so accustomed to things like consent. We're so accustomed to things like the idea that rape is bad.
Yeah. We're so accustomed.
But if you you go to those ancient ancient cultures that don't have any influence of the modern world I mean yeah even cavemen they had the fucking clubs clubs and they would drag girls by their cartoons joking around about that remember rape was a thing of cover of all wars had mass rape oh horrible you ever read the rape of Nanking? Yeah. That's a book? Oh, fuck.
Don't read it. Irish Chang, don't read it.
It's about what the Japanese did to China. She killed herself.
The author killed herself. Why? Because when you go down that...
And I went down. When you go down that rabbit hole...
No, she was a Chinese woman. She researched it.
She researched it. I've gone down that rabbit hole.
Don't do it. Well, just dip my toe in this bowl.
They'd take their samurai swords and cut holes and babies and fuck. Okay.
I'm getting in front of the parents. I'm good.
I'm good Hey, check please. All right.
Yeah I know it was it was a savagery that was so bad that even when it comes even the Japanese Commanders when the reports came back they were like, hey, we got to do something. Yeah, but here's the thing man This is like humans because if you go back to like the reports humans the reports of religious people that traveled with columbus and the horrific things columbus's men did to the native americans they found they were raping some of these people no worse than that they some of these people had gold so they found out they had gold they told them they didn't bring back their weight in gold they were cut their arms off that's right so they cut their off in front of everybody else.
Everybody else would scramble to get gold. To force them to go do this, they would grab their babies and dash their brains out on the rocks in front of the parents.
The Belgians did the same thing in the Congo. That's why we don't celebrate Columbus Day.
The King Leopold men did the same shit in the Congo. With the rubber trees and stuff like that.
What's wrong with people? What the fuck is wrong with you? They would cut your children's feet off and make you stare at them. What's wrong with them? When you get awful, awful people in power with no one checked them and they're in a war and they've seen a bunch of shit already, they've seen horrific things.
It's like the cartel. I think they're sadistic.
They don't value life. I think sadists come out of the woodwork in chaos and it's their opportunity to do the things they've been dreaming about their whole life there are artists of pain out there artists of pain which is why you should always thank the the lord that the founding father solved the political problem where what is that checks and balances i knew he's gonna bring it back to some cia shit power and power doesn't reside in one group's hands and brian's like and this is why we should get booster shot and this is why this is why we need that harris waltz guys we need that app to track you it's really important.
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Dude, I'm a knucklehead. Sometimes I'm a knucklehead.
Dude, you lied about Jim and swear. I'm a knucklehead.
I felt like he was going to hug J.D. Vance in that debate.
J.D. Vance ate his fucking lunch.
Oh, dear. J.D.
Vance is a beast. He's the real one.
It's fascinating reading on X. I follow a bunch of people on X that are both hardcore liberals and hardcore conservatives.
That's a good idea. And the hardcore liberals had the craziest way of gaslighting that.
What do you mean? They were saying that he did great. He made all the right points, and he won the hands down yeah i saw that it's just but it's people saying that openly online to let everybody know what team they're on that's what it is oh it's a bunch of people that are they're on this one team they're terrified and their their enemy is the right and no matter what they gaslight and bullshit and pretend that candidates who are horrible horrible candidates and any other time in history if a guy lied about a service record the guy lied about whether he was in t-man square guy lied about whether he was a head football coach or an assistant coach this is too many lies man we're not going to believe you when it comes to foreign policy they ignore all of it yeah that guy would be gone did you ever see biden when he said he graduated at the top of his class and he was a double major? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was all lies. All lies.
But that's on television. Yeah.
And the McLaughlin group used to be this political show on Sundays. Cokie Roberts said, he's done.
He'll never be in politics again. I mean, he's done.
And he also plagiarized, I think, his college apps. Well, I told you we used to have Joe Biden night at Stitch's Comedy Club.

No.

I never told you that?

No.

I've talked about it a hundred times.

In 1988, when Biden ran for president, he got exposed as being a plagiarist.

So he lost.

He got kicked out.

And so it was so funny.

It was such a national scandal that we had Joe Biden night at Stitch's Comedy Club.

We were like, you would go up and do my act.

I would go up and do your act. We would all do each other's favorite jokes.
and do your acts We would all do each other's favorite joke rate. We would all do each other's You went up and did Joey's Awesome, that's how bad it was.
That's how bad it was just changed the narrative. Yeah, that's how bad it was It just took long enough where people kind of forgot and then they had so so much control over the media They could sneak him in first as vice president you know and then the vice president is except for JD Vance the vice president is always weak it's always like a weak option so it's like someone who doesn't outshine you it's like a guy who's like a nervous headliner it doesn't want to kill her middle act it's kind of same thing you want someone where they you know Dan Quayle like don't shoot me you don't want this guy in you know it's that kind of a deal the vice president has as much Mike Pence who the fuck wanted Mike Pence to be the president other than Mike Pence zero people right so you know Trump is smart gets you know you don't want some fucking assassin some guy who's like way better than you.
Vivek is the perfect example. That guy's

good. He's way too smart

to be VP. You can't have that guy as VP.

Have you had him on your podcast?

Bush purposely gave... Remember,

the vice president has as much power as

the president gives him.

And Bush deliberately

gave Dick Cheney a lot of power. Oh yeah, he wanted

to go paint.

Yeah, Dick Cheney ran the whole fucking evil cabal yeah yeah it was nuts yeah the whole thing's nuts but if you go back to like Gerald Ford like they made Richard Nixon to Tucker Carlson told us the whole fucking story about Gerald Ford and about how Richard Nixon who was the most popular president ever was set up by the intelligence community because he was he wanted to expose who killed JFK and they're like yeah hey buddy get this you're a crook. Yeah the whole thing was an intelligence operation.
Bob Woodward that was his first ever story. So he's covering one of the most important stories ever and he was an intelligence agent.
Intelligence agent comes over from the Navy I think. Was it the Navy? Not sure.
See if you can find the Tucker Carlson bit where Tucker Carlson is explaining. That was part of it as well.
But Tucker Carlson explained it on the podcast. It is wild.
So Nixon was a good guy? Nixon was the most popular president by votes ever. Yeah.
Ever. Yet they smeared the shit out of him.
Smeared the fucking shit out of him. He won by the largest margin of any president in U.S.
history. Wow.
And then all we know is he's a crook. I'm not a crook.
I'm a fucking crook. And because he didn't actually turn them in, right? So he had found out about it.
That's why they didn't kill him. Kind of kept it a secret.
Yeah. That's why they didn't kill him.
They just got rid of him. They just...
He did. And then Gerald Ford, who was also on the Warren Commission.
They tried to kill Ford twice. You know, two women.

Do you know that Ford had two assassination attempts by women? One from

the Weathermen, I think, and one from the Manson clan.

You know that? Do you know that story? That makes sense.

Well, 14 days apart.

14 days apart, two women tried to kill

Ford, but I think they were like, here's a gun!

Joe, did you ask Trump

about the assassination? Like, there's nothing

on it? There's no one asking questions?

It's hard to corral him. Like I said,

he's very slippery.

I don't ask him about that.

It's hard to corral him.

Like I said, he's very slippery.

I don't even mean that in a bad way.

I mean that he just, like, he talks.

The guy's a gifted talker.

He can just talk.

You never have to worry about him running out of things to say.

And sometimes he talks himself in the corners, but he gets out of it, you know?

But it's just like he free balls.

That's what he does.

And so when I was talking to him about the assassination, he was just joking around. We started talking about the UFC because I wanted to see the scar in his ear He doesn't have a little mark on his ear.
Yeah, he did have a mark. Yeah, he doesn't have a shot It's a small mark and it's but your ear is filled with blood vessels.
That's why I bleed so much and he'll quickly So, you know, he's just talking about bow nickel and cauliflower ear The next thing you want to talk about who's the best's the best ever. He don't want to talk about it.
He's a real, well, he did a little bit, but he said it was surreal when he won the presidency. It wasn't surreal when he got shot.
I thought that was fascinating. Wow.
He said being in the White House was surreal. He goes, walking into Lincoln's bedroom, he goes, it was very surreal.
But when he actually got into the White House, he said it just didn't make any sense. It was very, very surreal.
He said getting shot did not seem surreal. He goes he was on the ground.
He knew who he was. They thought

he was shot all over the place because of the blood.

Because it was the fog of confusion.

And there's blood on his face. And nobody knew

where he had been hit.

And they got him out of there.

But when he stands up and says

fight, fight, fight.

That is one of the most

American things ever. Of all time.
You can't fake that. That guy got shot.
He didn't know if people were still out there shooting. Nobody knew what the fuck was going on.
And that guy stood up and said, fight, fight, fight. And he got out of there.
What do you want to ask, Kamala? I want to talk to her like a human being. I would say, what is the experience like of being the vice president? You never had any kind of national exposure at this level.
What is the pressure of that like? What's it like when you get in there, when you want to do things and you can't make them happen? What do you think you can do differently as the president versus what you've been doing as the vice president? Is it frustrating to not be able to do the things you want to do? What do you think you could do to fix certain things that the world thinks are a real problem in this country?

Just give people give her some time. I might not agree with her.
I don't know but let her talk

Well, she was a DA she had a big girl job. It's like it's not like she had a real job

I like how you say big girl. You know what I mean?

Sex is a piece of shit. It's a big job.
It's just a big job. It's a good job.
It's a big boy, big girl job

It's a real job. You know what I'm saying? Like being a DA is a real job.
It's a good job. It's a big boy, big girl job.

It's a real job.

But you know what I'm saying?

Being a DA is a real job.

It's a good job.

That's why I'm so surprised that she doesn't have more confidence.

Dude, it's a different skill talking in front of an audience when people hate you.

Yeah.

Okay?

There's a whole thing going on.

She's got a significant press.

No, it doesn't matter.

The amount of people that don't think she should be there.

She's never won the primary. That's got to be in your head.
1% of the primary she got. You got put in there.
You know it was kind of a coup. I mean, Jim Gaffigan even made that joke at the Al Smith dinner.
That it's kind of a coup. And they're constantly telling her not to cackle, right? And then when she does, you know in her head, she's thinking, fuck.
And everyone's on the side going side. Fuck! Everybody on the side goes, shut the fuck.
It's a terrible way to find out who a person is. It's a terrible way.
Debates are a terrible way. It has to be tough.
Talking publicly when you're reading off a teleprompter is a terrible way. The pressure, the amount of people that are fucking...
Look, I've been a host on a show before, and one of the things that happens is you get all these executives in your ear, they're all telling you do this do that don't do this don't do that and it starts to fuck with your head Yes, it fucks with your head. So you don't just talk to her.
You just want to have a conversation conversation not fucking Probably tell her all kinds of you better you better keep Also, easy. Here's the deal, right? She's going from campaign stop to campaign stop to campaign stop.
How much room is in there for reading? How much room is in there for learning about these policies? I'm not sleeping. You're not sleeping.
You're tired all the fucking time. There's constant pressure.
You're worried about fucking up. So once you fuck up a couple of times, it's like bombing on stage.
Somebody said running for president is like going through 10,000 car washes. It's just constant.
That's a good way of putting it. It's constant.
And it's brutal. You're exhausted.
You've got to do the same speech over and over. You've got to be careful about what you say.
That's what's crazy about Trump. And doesn't she still have to work? Huh? Doesn't she still have to work? No, no one's running the country.
The country's on autopile like a Tesla. Just cruising down the highway.
Those things crash all the time. Yeah.
I don't really like it. Did she go down to the border when he made her the border czar and then we didn't hear from her again? Bro, she was never the border czar.
Don't you watch MSNBC, you piece of shit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry.
Isn't that crazy? There's so many videos of them calling her the border czar. They do her such a disservice because the mainstream media couldn't be more on her side and they blatantly Gaslight us and we're all like hey, they still haven't caught up to the internet.
It's amazing Don't understand how is that possible because they're delusional They've had so much power for so long though. They're like a movie star or something But they're like everybody's been kissing their ass for so long that they're delusion They also went to the same college to study the same shit.
They dressed the same. They watched the same TED things.
There's a lot of that. When Kamala says whatever she says, when she brings up shit that's been debunked, like Charlotte and all that shit, I think, of course, they know the people that have half a brain know that it's full of shit.
They're not worried about it. No, they're not worried about it.
It's for the dumbasses. They're like, keep the people that are in the trance, keep them in the trance.
Don't worry. Block out the other people.
Don't let Eddie go too crazy. I think if Kamala Harris came on with Joe and actually spoke from her heart and just talked about what she believes and even said, I don't know, I bet you that would...
I think if she doesn't do that, 100%, she's good. I mean, the only change...
I don't think she's capable of that, I don't know. I bet you that would, I think she, if she doesn't do that 100%, she's good.
I mean, the only chance she has to win. I don't think that's impossible.
I don't think she's capable of it. I don't think she's capable of it.
Really? No. No.
And that's why they're preventing her from going on. When you're so deep in some shit, there's no way to be honest.
Because if you're honest, you're going to be talking about it. That's going to bury her.
Her margin of error right now is so small. If she comes on here and gets exposed even more, this is the biggest platform.
It's already over. If she goes honest, if she goes pure honesty, she buries herself.
So she has no choice but to keep doing what she's doing and keep not answering questions. But how about come on and talk about what you want to do differently?

No, no, no.

The deep state wants chaos.

They want civil war.

They want nuclear war.

And that's what she represents.

They want World War III because that's the only thing that's going to keep them out of Guantanamo Bay.

That's what it is.

And we're headed to another war.

When you're going to Guantanamo Bay, you want civil war.

You would rather live in a Mad Max society than go to Guantanamo for treason. Why do you think Trump is going to clean house? He won't want to prevent that.
A lot of motherfuckers are doing shit that's against the Constitution. And that's treasonous, and I think that's what this is

all about. I think there's just two sides.
It's not Republican or Democrat. It's good and evil.
There's people that want good shit to happen, and there's people that want evil shit to happen. That's all it is.
And when you're on the evil side- I always say the goal of this republic is what? Individual liberty. We have to preserve individual liberty.
course that's the common sense but when you're a Fucking criminal he's back guys. He's back a criminal that could face charges.
You don't want that shit. Yeah, you'd rather have Mad Max Yes It was between living in a Mad Max society and living in prison.
What would you choose? Mad Max. Mad Max.
I choose Mad Max. Bro, we need a ranch and we can have a dope ass Mad Max society and living in prison, what would you choose? Mad Max.
Mad Max. I'd choose Mad Max.
Bro, I'd go Mad Max. We need a ranch and we can have a dope-ass Mad Max compound.
That's a good call. How big is the ranch? Big.
Dude, you go back and watch World Warrior II. I watched World Warrior II like two months ago and I'm like, oh my God, this is a piece of shit.
It was so great in the 80s. When you look back at Road Warrior II, the Mad Max,

the first one was shit,

and then the second one was supposed to be the big one.

Is the second one with Tina Turner?

No, that's the third one.

The second one was the best one.

But then you look back at it, and it's really bad.

The new ones are good.

The new Mad Max is good.

Oh, come on.

What is it called?

The Fury Aurea?

No, I'm not talking about that one.

I'm talking about the one with Tom Hardy.

There was a woke one? Isn't the new one kind of woke? Yeah. They're all crap now.
There's a woke Mad Max? I don't know. I thought Rogue Warrior 2 was the only good one.
I went back and watched it. I'm like, oh my God, they all suck.
They all suck. There's there's like a gang of two men there's a gang of murderers one leaves they're all in motorcycles and trucks by the town and there's a tiny little fucking uh oil pump in the middle of the desert and they can't get in they can't get in this fucking place they're like oh they got fire they got like flame throwers we can't can't get in I'm like, okay when you go back at it.
You pick it apart. It's Hold up.
It doesn't what's the best movie you've seen the past that holds up what movies hold up apocalypse now holds up Goodfellas holds up Too many other ones fast times at Ridgemont high that holds up big trouble in little China I'm not gonna comment on that one. I don't know cuz I haven't seen but not too many movies from the 80s hold up like today They could stay predator commando What movies from I Went back and I remember remember the southern comfort.
Do you remember that movie southern comfort now? It was about like yes, it was about Army like army platoon they got in the bayou and they have like uh blanks yeah and like hillbillies kill them because they i always thought that was the greatest movie ever i went back and watched them like i re-watched i re-watched the breakfast club and actually holds does it hold up i think so that's not possible maybe you know what's interesting about those old movies like what what was wrong with us back then? That we thought that was good. It's all we had retarded Yeah, but it's all you have now we're like oh, we know the trick.
This is bullshit We're seen is like the evolution of society in a way like you can watch it through media Like you'll back and watch a James Cagney movie. Yeah, and then think of how people behave today You're watching like an evolution of the way people behave That probably is only possible when people get to watch each other like that Yeah, and even comedy no comedy in the 80s though you go back and watch Eddie Murphy shit.
You're like, okay I don't know you know what I mean? And he's like delirious so great and fucking the other one when he's in a blue suit What was that raw raw go back and watch that. Go back and watch that.
The curtain is cool.

It does.

To me, the only stand-up that holds up in the 80s is Sam Kinison.

When you watch Sam Kinison at the Roxy in Hollywood, that shit still holds up.

That was fucking classic.

Yeah, man. But not much from the 80s holds up.

You watch sitcoms?

Yeah.

Sitcoms in the 80s?

I know.

Total bullshit.

The internet has pulled the curtain back in a lot of ways. The magic trick doesn't work anymore.
Well, it's not just that. It's like humans have evolved culturally.
Yeah. We've evolved the way we talk and think.
That's what it is. It's like that other way of doing things is stupid.
90s comedy holds up. Like, Martin Lawrence, You So Crazy, Chris Rock, all that shit.
That shit still is powerful. The 90s, musically, the 90s, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, that shit holds up.
That still holds up. Hot Tub Time Machine.
Those are the movies. 90s shit holds up.
Music and comedy. 90s, I think 90s was probably the best decade.
80s was like the test market. And then 90s, they perfected it.
Nine Inch Nails, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains. Some cool cars, too.
The fuck out of here. In the 90s, some cool cars.
The 90s. Cars, too.
And then boxing, too. Boxing in the 90s.
Boy Jones Jr. Bodybuilding in the 90s.
Frankie Lyles, all that shit. That's when the tech industry came in.
That's Apple. And then 2000 is when music started going down.
Because now the internet fucked up music. How much the world has changed just in our lifetimes.
It's so nuts. It's not great.
Think about the changes. Do you think it's all for the positive? You look at mental health, all that shit.
Yeah, there's more challenges today. Less connection.
There's more challenges. Suicides through the roof.
There's also way more information. We have way more of an understanding of life.
Does that information lead to knowledge, wisdom, and truth, though? Or does it lead to a lot of misinformation? You get dumbasses where they can search anything and validate the place. Let's ban misinformation.
I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that.
That's what Tim Wall said. You can't have free speech when it calls hate speech.
You can misinformation. Yeah, you can, stupid.
That is actually a part of And also there's no like back in the day There was like straight-up movie stars and people you looked up to now you turn you turn on Instagram you see you know takes down the There's no bands in it. Do you realize technically on paper the data like bad bands like bands with like four or five guys? It used to be dominating the music.
There should be like 150 bands in the top 500 now There's like two bands. There's no more bands Everything is Single, but there's no MTV MTV killed that It's easier to make one star than deal with five bands, right? It's.
You're not interested in a body of work anymore. That's why I'm saying you can do it all by yourself now.
You don't need five guys. There's no more bands anymore.
The last band was like Kings of Leon and fucking Imagine Dragons. That's it.
There's no more bands. Nobody wants to listen to a whole album.
Nobody wants to listen to a whole hour. Nobody wants to watch a whole movie.
This TikTok brain, this tick tock brain this highlight reel it's not good with our brain it's not good yeah because i think like for me growing up watching movies certain movies they almost gave me my moral compass they gave me like oh you have to work hard because like maybe it was a myth but but like rock no not a myth if you work hard enough you'll get your hand raised at the end of the day that was like that shit was like Rocky 3 that was a good movie it was a good thing that was a good thing Robert Lang that's what I'm saying it was a good thing Robert Lang try watching it now I know but it was a good thing for us I do watch it now though I sit my son down and go you're watching this shit and my son my son is the kind of guy he wants to know what happens at the end of the movie he goes daddy me he's going to win. I go, you got to watch it.
You got to watch it. He goes, no, I don't want to win.
I love it. Tell me he's going to win.
He's like, he wants to know the ending. I'm like, no, watch it.
Rocky's a great, that holds, by the way, still holds up. Rocky IV? Great movie.
Are you kidding? Rocky IV? All the Rockies. Dude, Apollo dies in the ring.
Apollo dies in the ring. And there's no EMTs, no doctors.
It's just Rocky holding the gun going, Oh, go 911. It's like the dumbest shit.
There's no EMTs. There's no EMTs.
It's just Rocky holding a dead boxer. Go 911.
There was no doctor. It was the biggest fight in history.
James Brown walked out with Apollo. In America.
Across the nation. Remember that shit? It's the biggest Vegas and they have no doctors.
No doctors. Drago's just standing there going, if he dies, he dies.
You can't save anybody from Drago, bro. There's no doctor in the world.
But the thing that holds up over all this time is sports. Sports holds up.
Sports really hasn't changed. You know more about the stars, but at the end of the day, it's pretty black and white.
I would put Marvin Hagler up against anyone alive today. Or a young George Foreman? Or a young Roberto Duran? How would Hagler do against someone like Canelo, Bivol? Oh my god, it would be crazy.
His technique was fucking... Marvin Hagler was unstoppable.
He only had one knockdown in his career. It was bullshit.
He got knocked down by Juan Roldan, but he kind of cuffed him on the back of the neck and he slipped forward and they called it a knockdown. Argentina, Juan Roldan.
hell yeah he was a tank 90s boxing what what boxing matches in the 90s had like a little question mark about like damn was that rigged there had to be rigged fucking boxing matches in the 90s there had to be he has to go around we're talking about great real things becauseged because now football being rigged now is bigger than ever because now NFL is all in with DraftKings and FanDuel. So it's all over the internet that football is rigged, right? It's rigged by the— It's bigger than ever.
Yeah, but it's rigged by the refs giving favorable calls. Like the Chiefs, they're good for ratings.
The Lakers, they get more calls than any other. And everyone's analyzing

all the calls. Now look at these calls.

Right, Jamie?

It's bigger than ever now.

It's huge. It's viral that

NFL is rigged by the refs.

Well, didn't some NBA refs wind up going

to jail? That's what I'm saying.

One guy they found out, he was born and raised

in Boston. His whole family

grew up. Huge Boston Celtics fan.

Whenever he was the ref for the Boston Celtics, their numbers were wild.

He got fired.

Hey, boys, my flight's in two hours.

Is it really?

What time's your flight?

We've been here for four hours.

Oh, our flight's at both at seven.

It's both at seven.

I had no fucking idea.

We've been having fun.

Airport's 15 minutes away.

I miss this hang.

I miss this hang.

We don't get it in LA.

The OG hang. You know, a couple times I was sitting here just listening to guys fucking ramble no no nonsense nonsense no no i'm listening to propaganda and i'm also like damn this is like a virtual reality 3d replay how many but it's but it's it's like it's real it's like it's real but it seems like we're part of a fun thing how many have we done of these i don't know it has to be 100 it has to be no no how many jamie 50 this is around 60 maybe 60 we've done that's a lot yo told me, he goes, you know how many times you've been on JRE? I swear to God, I guess like 15, and thinking it's a lot, 15 to 20, I'm thinking, how many times you've been on JRE? I'm like, 20, 15? They go, dude, 85.
I'm like, what? I think Shaw's the most times of anybody. Yeah, I know.
He's number one. He's number one and up.
And when I heard that shit, I was like what i think shop is the most times yeah i know he's number one he's number one and up and when i heard that shit i was like no fucking way is it 80 times yeah and it is like how is that possible you guys are one two and three of the day i have so many i get a kick out with joe i don't know if you get this i get so many people who call me up they're like bro what's up good dude we got this thing i'm like oh here it comes he goes it'd be a great thing for Joe. And I'm like, and you could make money too.
I'm like, oh, did I get that all the time? Every time I go like this, watch this, watch this. If I get pitched, I go like this.
I go, I go, okay, okay. I got to call him right now.
I'm calling him right now. I'm calling him right now.
I got to call him right now. I'm calling him right now.
I swear I'll call you right back. I got to call him right now.
Brian Callen never changes his cell phone. These are the same cell phones at the beginning of time.
You know what's crazy? As many people that try to contact me to get to you, there's all the people that I know, people are contacting them to get a hold of me to get a hold of you. Oh, yeah.
Yo, right? You know what I'm saying about it? It's crazy. It's fucking weird.
It's crazy. Bro, it's crazy for me, too.
Because I know if it gets on JRE, you're going to be a millionaire, right? Of course. Basically, that's what they think.
Everyone thinks, like, if I could just get this product. But what's wild is that we've all been on there so many fucking times, I don't even think about it.
But it's never been different. No.
Like, right when we sit down, I'm never nervous about this. It's exactly the same.
It's the same. It's the same shit right here.
It's always fun. like we're not trying to sell anything.
We're having a good time. We've been friends for the beginning of time.
I've been friends for you for like almost 30 years, bro. I met you in 98.
You know what I'm saying? You and I met in 1996. 96.
We're closer to 30 years. 30 fucking years.
That's what I said on your birthday. I was like, you and I have known each other for a fucking 20 years.
And here we sit talking mad shit. And Trump, you know the crazy thing is Sam Tripoli was on before Trump, and then I'm after Trump.
You're sitting in the Trump seat. You're the first guy to sit in that seat since Trump.
Oh, really? Yeah, you got Trump in it. He's like, right.
Yeah, he sat right there. Plug for Sam Tripoli.
If you ever see him in your fucking town, go see that guy. He has a special.
He's a real comic. What's his special called? Yeah, check out Sam Tripoli's special.
I love that dude. I've been friends with Sam for legit the same thing.
I think I met him in 98. Sam Tripoli, I've said this many times, is one of the greatest people on Earth.
And a great comic. I love that guy.
He's fucking hilarious. All he does is try to help people.
What's it called? Quiet. Watch Sam Tripoli.
Quiet. That's perfect.
I went to it. I watched it.
I was fucking dying. That's a great day for his special.
Quiet. He's so silly.
And you know what? I'm opening for him February 6th, 7th, and 8th. Columbus, Ohio.
Pottsville, Pennsylvania. Potts Town, Pennsylvania.
Nice. And then Morristown, Jersey, and his club, the Dojo.
Dojo of Comedy. The Dojo.
We're doing that. Does he still have the Dojo in LA as well? I don't know.
The Dojo of Comedy in Morristown, New Jersey? Dude, that place rocks, dude. Bro, he should open up a Dojo in Austin.
That place rocks, dude. You gotta go there.
Seriously, dude. I wanna.
He should open up. Yeah, there's room for more clubs in Austin.
We're talking about opening up another one in Austin. Jesus Christ.
Like a little baby one. We're so jammed up.
Hard to compete. That Ben Bankus.
He just moved here. He's here now, too.
He's here now, too. I was in Calgary.
He's fucking funny. That motherfucker got up and did like 10 minutes.
I was howling. He came off.
I was like, bro, you're the fucking real deal He's very funny Canadian cat. Yeah, great very very very funny and a good dude Oh, yeah, he's fun Has your boy has your boy Nick been at the mother ship so funny.
That's fucking monster You liked him. Yeah, nice guy Funny there's so many comics here now that it's almost too many and like we need more stage time We were talking about doing it So Red Band's Club must be pumping It's killing it Red Band's Club is killing it Good for Red Band's Some set strip Yeah, it's only two, like how many doors down is it from us? Five doors down Good for him You must be killing it Walk five doors down, it's Red Band's Club And it's a nice big club Hundreds of people And you're sitting here promoting it That's a thing.
I do, bitch. I set it up.
I own the place. Don't you think I know? It's like when he asked you, you're at the Sphere.
I'm like, bitch, I work there. You got to see it, Joe.
I'm psyched. What? Are you going to come down for my special? Nah.
I'll be there. When is it? What's the name of the day? I'm there January 11, 12, and 13.
What are you going to name it? False Gods. Oh, that's a good name.
Okay. False Gods.
That's a good name. Beautiful.
You're going to have a great fucking time. That club is so fun.
I can't wait. The club is so, it's just set up the right way.
It's all set up for us. It's like there's no consideration of anything other than what's best for the show.
Everything was done with what best for the show not to make more money what's best for the comics what's best for the show let's make it the most fun place ever let's make it legendary you know i mean but i want to do another one i want to do another one yeah i want to do on someone else somewhere else i think once we develop a big enough uh group of comics and we're developing a lot of comedians out of there, too, because we have open mic night two nights a week, and we have a lot of showcase spots. There's a lot of spots where these really talented young people who move here get to go up, and then they go on the road with Duncan or Brian Simpson or Tony will take them on the road.
It's a real developmental cycle, and all the people that work there as door people, they all audition with their act. Wow.
That's how they get the job. Wow.
So they're all talented comedians. Is that how they did the comic store, too? Yeah.
Yeah. That's the same vibe.
Are you going to open it in Austin or somewhere else? But different, because the comic store, you could just join. You could be terrible.
Hey, how about somewhere? I think Austin first. I think we'll open up another one in Austin, maybe on the other side of Austin.
Wow. And then we'll open up in another city.
I think maybe since Orange County, California is so red, you know?

The thing is, you have to have a lot of talent there.

So the way that this club worked, because everybody moved here, because everything else was shut down.

But they moved here.

Right.

They moved here.

So if you find another spot.

So find a spot where there's already talent.

And not to give them a year to move there. Well, not just...
Or the East Coast. Yeah, East Coast.
I was thinking New York. You want to go where comics already exist but make it a super favorable environment.
So they make more money there. It's easier.
You set the club up so the comics don't get hassled. They have a place to hang out in the green room and talk to each other and talk shit.
And then you make it so it's just set up for the betterment of comedy. That's it.
And you don't have to like, you gotta do it where you're not trying to make money. You gotta do it where you're just trying to not lose money and put together a club.
That's it. And if you do it that way, you could do it.
That's what you've always done though, Joe. It's not like you've done anything.
It only happened out of a lucky thing the lucky thing was covid newsome yeah you should give him 10 well it's not just newsome it was new york too because a lot of guys came from new york because they couldn't handle it anymore because new york was crazy you needed a vax car to get on stage there's a lot of bullshit and so they came to during the whole nonsense of it when you could do stand-up here indoors and so when we were doing the vulcan no one was doing stand-up indoors anywhere and we were doing it every night we were just that place was hopping tuesday wednesday thursday monday night kill tony it was hopping wing weekends guys would fly in vulcan still happening yeah vulcan's great yeah vulcan's right there's we have so many clubs just on that street besides the mothership there's vulcan right over there there's a creek in the cave which is fucking awesome there's uh what is that black rabbit is that what it's called and then right but they have stand up cap city too but it's a ways out cities on the other side of town but then you have sunset which is red bands club there's only five doors down from mine like there's a lot of clubs just right there that's great and so there's a lot of stage time But there's so many comedians and they're just moving here all the time And I'm always trying to recruit people and I'm always trying to get people to move here And I feel like as people move here and we need more spots. We'll just expand Love it.
The whole idea is just that Did this this fucking thing should not be run by anyone other than comics? We were influenced for so long by Hollywood they dangled that carrot of TV shows and talk shows over everybody's head and everybody changed their act and everybody just became what they thought Hollywood wanted them to be so they could be in a movie the whole thing was to get a sitcom and stop stand up you know how many times I told that story and even on your podcast where when we first started hanging out like in 98, and I was like, damn, it was before Fear Factor, after news radio. And I remember like, damn, I'm hanging out with an actor.
We're going to go to these fucking Hollywood parties. And I'd say, Joe, when are we going to these Hollywood parties? And you were like, fuck those Hollywood.
And I'm like, what? He goes, dude, they're fucking piece of shit people. You don't want to go to these fucking parties.'m like god damn it.
I wanted to go to the party to argue with him member. Yeah He never wanted to go I used to get in arguments like he'd be like why are you in the second? I said because you gotta fucking study acting we were getting like Arguments where our girls at the time were like what the fuck's going on people at the other tables were like I was like fucking you gotta study.
He's whatever dude do stand up you bitch well i knew that you were really funny on stage and i knew that you were neglecting it because you were trying so hard to get tv shows i was like dude you're you you're worshiping false gods i'm worshiping false gods yeah yeah you you were always you were always comedy first i was tv show second even while fear fact then you got fear fact i remember remember we were gonna do a private lesson I was a purple belt and you were a blue belt and you wanted to learn some twister shit and I showed you like crotch ripper stuff and you said yo I can't train this Tuesday or whatever I got this fucking crazy audition with this show they're gonna sick dogs on people and I'm like okay and then we started. Weeks went by.
He goes, remember that fucking stupid show? Did they fucking want me, dog? I'm like, oh shit. That was the beginning of Fear Factor.
I came into the audition of Fear Factor banged up on edibles. Yeah.
Really? He did every show. Dude, those producers.
I was on the set. He would bring me up.
The producers and the directors, they just let Joe do whatever he wanted to do they go you had lollipops remember back before there was dispensaries this was before weed was still totally illegal but there was one dispensary no you can get medical medical weed was legal and i have headaches i remember that place in england i remember that place in england there was one fucking place wellness center yeah we went to remember when we stopped going there because the guy got shot? I forgot he got shot. That guy got shot.
Yeah, the guy that used to take care of us there. Because they used to do it only cash.
Because you couldn't use credit cards back then. Yeah, they shot that dude.
He had a lollipop during Fear Factor. Oh, yeah.
It was because I did the first four episodes sober and it was so boring. And then I started doing it on Edibles.
I'm this is all really show so fun and you would stop doing comedy because most most comedians once they get into TV they fuck yeah you and I were in New York and I know that you and I were in New York and I know that you and I were in New York and I remember the first time I realized you were getting famous I don don't know if you remember this, probably not, but we were, you would, you, I think you'd done fear factor. It was after the first season and we're walking and a cop, two cops walked by and the cop's eyes are this big.
And he goes, Joe Rogan. And you were like, Hey, how you doing? It was like, and I was like, dude, fucking, this is when it starts.
It was the first time we were in this. What it really was was after the first season, it was hot, but after the first season, you did the Super Bowl halftime Victoria's Secrets lingerie show, Fear Factor style, and we watched it at your house.
I think it was Playboy Playmates. Playboy Playmate halftime Super Bowl.
So he never watched Super Bowl in his life, but now he's watching the Super Bowl. It was the Rams winning, I think.

And then after the Super Bowl,

it was like fine.

It was after like one season.

Nobody went up to him,

but we went to Baja Fresh.

I'll never forget.

I love Baja Fresh.

We went to Baja Fresh right after the Super Bowl.

And when we parked and we started walking,

two motherfuckers, one dude,

hey, Joe, in the car.

And we're like, oh, shit. And then we walked like 15 more yards and another dude hey joe like oh and we looked at each other like oh shit things are gonna change now dog this is like pre-internet too fame was still weird it was like the change new right it was weird yeah it was out there you didn't know you were famous you weren't sure you know you kind of knew that the tv show was successful but you didn't know what was going on but nobody was coming up to you like nobody came up to you for like uh news radio no i never got recognized no never do goldberg seven years or whatever the fucking school you never you don't sell tickets that way you sell tickets on a podcast you sell tickets off you know i sold tickets at some clubs but there there were clubs that I was already going to you know, and already built a market like Houston and Phoenix and Different places where I did stand up all the time.
Don't don't you think fame's tougher on your kiddos? Yeah, well it sucks for the kiddos you keep them away from it. Yeah, you don't you don't want to Bring them out and show them possible to the world post pictures.
Yeah, I don't think that's a good idea. I don't either.
No way. But a kid being famous is the worst.
Has it worked out for anybody? I've never seen one kid that became famous as a child and is cool and normal as an adult. They're always a little scrambled.
We always used to think. We knew that kids, like famous kids in movies and TV shows, they always ended up fucked up and on drugs.
We always knew that. Like, oh, it's just too much fame.
But now we know why they're fucked up. Now we know why they're fucked up.
How many of those child shows, those pedophiles do that? Now we know why. You know one of the ways that Nickelodeon weirdo got busted? He had people over his house and he had a bunch of artwork from John Wayne Gacy it was like showing it off

and someone on the staff was like hey dude that's fucking weird what yep and that's when they started becoming privy to it why get a bunch of artwork from you sure about that yeah yeah look at me Jesus Christ yeah that's like that

mean right like that meme. Are you sure about that? The CIA disagrees.
I got a text on my phone that says you're lying. No, that's real.
I've got a direct connection to the white house. But it wasn't like in his basement.
It was like a centerpiece. Oh, God.
Like when the clown drones. You see we got that photo of Bill Clinton up now? Oh, yeah, I saw that there.
The painting. Yeah, same one from Epstein's house.
Yeah, I love it. Oh, wait a minute.
That's new? Yeah, we got that. The one in the dress, in the blue dress? Yeah, we got that now.
It'd be sick if you had the real one. Isn't it crazy that he turned on Kamala? Isn't it crazy that he turned on Kamala? Who? Biden? Bill Clinton? Bill Clinton? Did he mean when you talk about vetting? Biden.
He's talking about vetting. We would have vetted them.
There wouldn't have been any murders.

Like, whoa, what is that about?

That is true.

Bill Clinton was an old school Democrat.

Bro, Bill Clinton during the debates when he won, you go back and watch that.

That was a master politician.

He's very good.

I would have voted for him.

I would have voted for him.

He's so smart.

He made so much.

And by the way, he killed it as a president.

The economy was booming.

Considered a formidable intellect. Meanwhile, I mean, Arkansas and all the drug trade.
That was all him. Barry Seals.
I'll make the economy okay. Look at my face.
But don't you think that all of those guys, when they get to that point, they're compromised. Yes the only way He was the governor of arkansas when all that shit was happening but especially before the internet That's why he became president yes because especially before the internet man you had to be dirty for you to be playing the game i think some i think some of them get involved to make a difference yeah i think some get involved to make a difference and then you get to a certain level where you have to be compromised you can't play the right imagine Yeah, they won't let you in But Eddie hold on you imagine you're playing the game and you don't even know the internet is a possibility So you think you're always gonna be running things like this and then you know like one of the questions that I asked Trump the big one was about the JFK files so I was like Why didn't you release them because I told him you had said publicly that if they showed you what they showed me you wouldn't release it either And so one of the things he was talking about some of those people are still alive And I said what you're implying by some of those people are still alive you mean in the government? He essentially said yes, and I said so you what you're implying is they would be Implicated in the murder of Jeff So the government is implicated in the murder of JFK some people that were involved in an intelligence agency or something that may be still alive were implicated in the murder of JFK.
Said he's all going to get it out once he gets into office. Said it'll be a cleansing.
Said it'd be, that's how he described it. That's another reason they don't want him in there.
A big cleansing. 100% that's definitely.
It's a huge reason they don't want him to run out. There's a lot of shit man

There's a thing look just just the stuff they did you know what just the stuff they did with the 51

Intelligence former intelligence agents that signed off and said the hundred by my laptop ad was what the laptop was disinformation from Russia

Just that alone

And so I always go to Occam's razor like don, dumb and lazy. Oh, don't you do this, you son of a bitch.
Dumb and lazy. Yeah, you know what I mean? He's just all in company.
Oh, my God. What about JFK? Bro, you better get on that flight before your handler starts calling you.
He's texting you right now. He's texting you right now, bro.
He's like, listen, Brian, hold the line. There's a thing.
Hold the line. Hold the fucking line.
Guys, vaccines are real. JFK was killed by Lee Harvey Oswald.
That's what I'm getting. I'm just reading.
I'm just reading the latest press. Yeah, Ruby Rich.
Go shoot the red message. And come see me in Buffalo at Helium, November 7, 8, and 9.
Do you have a website, Brian Callen? BrianCallen.com. Okay.
Brandon Schaub, what's up with your shows? Tell everybody about your truck show. Yeah, Drive Fast All Gas, the second giveaway will be at SEMA.
The giveaway goes live at SEMA. It starts November 1st.
It's a dark horse Mustang with over 850 horsepower. Oh, shit.
Yep. Rouse Supercharger Launch Edition.
Oh, shit. Full carbon fiber, GTD, carbon fiber, all over.
GTD? Yeah, it's dope. Oh, that guy does great shit.
Yeah, yeah. Oh, my goodness.
GTD is my favorite. Yep is my favorite yep you don't even know but November 1st if you go sign up at drivefastallgas.com right now you get 500 extra entries how come there's only two guys here that really give a fuck about cars gay I don't have enough money I don't have enough money I got a Tundra I got a 1015 Tundra those motherfuckers go a million miles they They do.
What's up? Listen, they're the best.

Toyota trucks are the fucking best.

Now what?

I love Toyota trucks.

Now what?

If they said you have one car that's not going to get fucked with, I'd get a Toyota truck.

Dodge Cummins or Power Stroke.

Those are good, too.

I'm swapping the motors in my Hummers.

Oh, shit.

My Hummers.

Look at this. Hummers.
This is ridiculous. They're cheap, dude.
This is ridiculous. You got an electric one? They got an electric one now.
Are you getting that one? You know who has that? Red Band has it. Red Band has the electric one.
It's the shit. It does wild.
It crab walks, goes sideways. Have you driven a real one with an LS4 engine in it? No.
How long would those take to recharge? Like a Hummer, electric Hummer? That's probably going to take like 17 hours. It'll take a little time.
What do you drive? All kinds of shit. But do you drive mostly your Tesla? No, I drive my Raptor a lot of times.
He has a Hennessey Raptor R. I love that thing.
He has my favorite car of all time, GT40. GT4.
GT40. No, no.
Ford GT. Ford GT.
2005. Ford GT.
I almost brought that today. What happened to good old-fashioned Corvettes? Corvettes are fucking great.
There's a ZR1 coming out. The new Corvettes.
The crazy one. Just the regular Stingray is fucking incredible.
They look like Lamborghinis now. And they drive so good.
Tony has one. It's fucking amazing.
The ZR1 is going to beat most hyper cars. It's going to be 1,100 horsepower from the factory.
You know, I got allocated one.

Oh, don't die.

Don't crash.

Good chance I flipped that.

What you got going on?

Samtriplee.com.

We're doing tinfoil hat comedy, like I said earlier.

Columbus in February.

Go see Sam.

Potts Town.

The Jiu-Jitsu Seminar.

Tell everybody about the event.

Jiu-Jitsu Seminar.

Oh, I'm going to be in Richmond, Kentucky.

10th Planet Richmond.

And then 10th Planet Livonia.

That's in Detroit.

That's coming up in December.

Look it up.

Look it up.

But your resort, the whole thing.

JiuJitsuOverdose.com in December.

Check that out.

That's the Coachella of JiuJitsu.

I'm trying to do the best shit possible.

That's all I'm trying to do.

I love you guys to death.

I really look forward to these so much.

This was amazing.

This was so much fun.

The best, brother. The best.
Love you guys. So much fun.
I love you do. I love you guys to death.
I really look forward to these. This was amazing.
This was so much fun. The best, brother.

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Love you guys.

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