The Moth Radio Hour: All In - Live from London

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Speaker 8 This is the Moth Radio Hour. I'm Meg Bowles and today we're taking you to London for a live main stage show.

Speaker 8 Now imagine you're sitting in a darkened Gothic Revival style church. The sun is setting through the stained glass windows.
Candles illuminate the eaves.

Speaker 8 The wooden pews are packed and the energy is buzzing as our audience awaits an evening of stories on the theme of taking a leap and going all in.

Speaker 8 Live from the Union Chapel in London, here's your host for the evening, actor, comedian and writer Tiff Stevenson.

Speaker 2 How beautiful, welcome to the moth.

Speaker 10 Hello, I'm your host, Tiff Stevenson. I'm local and cheap.

Speaker 10 Also a sexually confident woman in my 40s. Yeah.

Speaker 10 The men are like frightening.

Speaker 10 People are frightened of sexually confident women in their 40s. It's what I went as for Halloween last year.

Speaker 2 People were like, hideous, kill it.

Speaker 10 Who's been to the moth before? Let me hear you cheer.

Speaker 10 A few of you, about half, I would say. If you've never been to the moth, let me tell you about the moth.
It's non-profit. Excellent.
It's storytelling. It's first-person storytelling.

Speaker 10 And we have storytellers coming up tonight telling true stories, personal stories from their lives because the moth believes that building community and empathy through storytelling is more important than ever before.

Speaker 10 I think that's a beautiful sentiment. The storytellers will use no notes, no cheat sheets.
They do, we have three stories. This is how it's going to run.
Tell you how the night's going to go.

Speaker 10 We have three stories and a break where you can go to the bar.

Speaker 10 Yeah, see, that's how you know you're in the UK and not America. People will cheer going going to the bar as a part of the evening.

Speaker 10 And tonight's theme for the show is all in. That's the theme for tonight's show.
Stories about going all in, like the time I went to Paris, I went all in on Mezcal.

Speaker 10 I drank a lot of it. In fact, I was still throwing up on the way to the Eurostar the next day.
I walked up to the desk, having done a little puke in a bin. I'm very classy.

Speaker 10 Let's get that out of the way. And as I walked up to the desk, the man behind the check-in counter said, is it contagious

Speaker 10 and said sorry what he said what is making you sick is it contagious

Speaker 2 and I had to say no I did this to myself

Speaker 2 it's beautiful beautiful

Speaker 10 so as I introduce our storytellers tonight I like to introduce them with a little bit of a question

Speaker 10 to get you into the mood and the vibe of the evening and because it's me I've asked a question about fashion. I like to know when our storytellers have gone all in on fashion.

Speaker 10 You know, I've gone all in on fashion plenty of times.

Speaker 10 There was the time I bought fingerless gloves and thought they were a good idea.

Speaker 10 Yes, exactly. Fingerless gloves, not a good idea.
Not combined with a shawl

Speaker 10 in London when it's foggy.

Speaker 10 As I said, I asked everyone a question before this and our first storyteller said When she went all in on fashion, she said, I have to dress up for work. I work with families in museums.

Speaker 10 In the last few weeks, I've been a pirate,

Speaker 10 a spider,

Speaker 10 a very sweaty anteater,

Speaker 10 and a spunky squirrel.

Speaker 10 Okay, so strap yourselves in and get ready, and please welcome to the stage the moth stage, our very first storyteller, Kate Oliver.

Speaker 9 I was frozen with fear. I couldn't move a muscle as he lifted the gun up to point at my face and he said, pow.

Speaker 9 Now, I'd never been paintballing before.

Speaker 9 I'd never wanted to go paintballing. I'd never expected to go paintballing.
The only reason I was there was it was my friend's 30th birthday, and he'd got the tickets as a present.

Speaker 9 And this in itself was surprising because neither he nor I, nor the two people we'd gone with, were the type. We are friends from being in the same gay show choir together.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 9 our only previous engagement in sport together was choreography to Tina Turner songs.

Speaker 9 And I feel it really summed up our expectations of the event that he ended the invitation with, I hope they have pink paint.

Speaker 9 When we arrived, it was not as we'd expected. We got dressed up in these kind of camouflage onesies, like the big jumpsuits, and we walked down into this basement arena for round one.

Speaker 9 Now, round one is where you're just with your friends. So it's just the four of us, and you're kind of trying to work out how it all works and what to do.
And we're in this huge arena.

Speaker 9 It's about the size of a football pitch. It's all underground.
It's totally dark in there.

Speaker 9 There's these big black and neon shapes, these abstract shapes that you're meant to kind of dive behind to hide and shoot.

Speaker 9 And it's totally black and there's techno music playing, so it's silly. It's silly there.
And we treat it like it's silly.

Speaker 9 We start shooting each other or trying to, we're rolling around on the floor, we're doing movie scenes with each other.

Speaker 9 And all this lasts right up until the point that one of us actually hits someone else. Because paintballs hurt.

Speaker 9 Paintballs bruise. Paintballs can break the skin if you're getting too close.
And this is when our silliness started to turn to fear, because we knew that after this, we were going into round two.

Speaker 9 And in round two, you're not with your friends anymore, you're with groups of strangers.

Speaker 9 And as we walked up the stairs back to the waiting room, we saw all these groups of strangers, all taking it much more seriously than we were, including this group of eight teenage boys,

Speaker 9 about 15 or 16 years old, one of whom raised his gun up to point at me.

Speaker 9 Now, if you haven't been to Paintball before, there are two groups of people there. One is this group of teenage boys.
They go every weekend. The staff know their names.

Speaker 9 They've brought their own guns.

Speaker 9 You can bring your own guns to Paintball.

Speaker 9 And they are there to pray on the weak.

Speaker 9 And the second group of people, the weak,

Speaker 9 we are a bunch of gays who've just realized we're there for their target practice.

Speaker 9 But the reason I froze up so badly when this happened was not because I'm afraid of paint. This came from a far more primal place.

Speaker 9 I was flashing back to when I was this teenager's age, about 15 years old, and in school the most terrifying thing in the world to me was teenage boys.

Speaker 9 I was the weird androgynous nerdy kid in the class. You probably remember the weird androgynous nerdy kid in your class.
If you've wondered how they're doing, we're fine, I'm fine, thanks.

Speaker 9 I had this big frizzy hair like swept straight back, I had these thick glasses on and I would walk around the edge of the playground on my own every break time with my head down carrying my briefcase

Speaker 9 and

Speaker 9 Kids would shout stuff at me and they'd throw stuff at me.

Speaker 9 Once in class they banged on the window and shouted stuff. A couple of kids came to my house one time.

Speaker 9 So it got pretty bad.

Speaker 9 And so my main memory of being kind of twelve to fifteen is just feeling so tense all the time

Speaker 9 and

Speaker 9 just feeling like a target and wanting to hide and just wanting to disappear.

Speaker 9 And so in that waiting room, in that space, when this teenager raised that gun, I just, I was the exact same person.

Speaker 9 I was terrified. I was so frozen.
I was ashamed.

Speaker 9 I felt so embarrassed. I knew that in a minute my friends would notice that I was afraid of this child and they'd be ashamed of me too.

Speaker 9 But as I panicked, something shifted.

Speaker 9 He lowered the gun

Speaker 9 and he suddenly looked really confused. He suddenly looked very young.

Speaker 9 And he said to me,

Speaker 9 Miss,

Speaker 9 did you bring a cockroach to my school?

Speaker 9 And I did, I did.

Speaker 2 I did.

Speaker 9 I used to work in the London Zoo Schools Outreach Programme.

Speaker 9 And it was my job to go around schools and teach kids about endangered species and about habitats.

Speaker 9 And we would bring animals from the zoo with us, not the wild animals like the lions and tigers, but like snakes and lizards and ferrets and giant insects like these rainforest cockroaches.

Speaker 9 The cockroaches, by the way, are particularly cute animals. His name was Charlie.
He was very sweet.

Speaker 9 And this job...

Speaker 9 This job was exactly as awesome as you are imagining right now.

Speaker 9 We would drive up to a primary school and the kids would see the van out the window and they'd all be going, the zoo's here, the zoo's here.

Speaker 9 And then we'd walk into the classroom or the assembly and we'd be like, is everybody excited?

Speaker 2 And they'd be like, yeah.

Speaker 9 It was like being a celebrity.

Speaker 9 And

Speaker 9 the first day I went to a secondary school where the teenagers are, I was definitely nervous because teenagers, as you know, are not allowed to like things and are not allowed to show that they're enjoying something.

Speaker 9 So when we went in, there was stony silence. But then we got out the snake, and one of the kids was really scared, but then she touched it, and it wasn't slimy like she imagined.

Speaker 9 And then she asked a question, and then they were all asking questions, and they were laughing and having fun. And I just got to be that cool, popular person that I didn't get to be in school.

Speaker 9 And though this job was so important to me and these experiences were so big for me,

Speaker 9 I don't ever expect one of these kids to remember me after this day.

Speaker 9 Like, I'm always just going to be this vague memory of, like, the day the zoo lady came to school, you know?

Speaker 9 Like, you probably remember when the animal person came to school, right?

Speaker 9 If you've wondered how they're doing, I'm fine.

Speaker 2 We're fine, thanks so much.

Speaker 9 But this time,

Speaker 9 this one time I got recognized outside of work, this would change everything.

Speaker 9 Because this teenager, he leaned over to his friends and he told them who I was, and they all started going, oh my god, it's Zoom Lady!

Speaker 2 Zoom lady! Zoom lady's here! Zoom lady's here!

Speaker 9 And they were talking about the ferret, and they thought it was going to bite them, but then it didn't, and it was so soft, and they were so excited, and they had such a good day, and we were all suddenly laughing.

Speaker 9 And when we walked down into that arena for round two, it was like we had eight personal bodyguard snipers next to us

Speaker 9 we walked into that arena we were haphazardly diving behind the cardboard boxes they took up strategic positions and they were picking off people I couldn't even see at the other end of the room

Speaker 9 Nobody got near us that day. We walked out of there completely paint-free, apart from the accidental shots we'd hit each other and ourselves.

Speaker 9 And it was amazing. It was amazing.
It was so amazing to feel like I was that terrified kid inside.

Speaker 2 I was still there.

Speaker 9 But the people around me, they just saw me now.

Speaker 9 And they just accepted that.

Speaker 9 And now today, I still work with young people. And I'd be lying if I said I didn't still sometimes get that jolt of terror when a young person says or does something that sparks a memory for me.

Speaker 9 But now I know that I can breathe, and I can accept it, and I can move on.

Speaker 9 Because I know now I am still that scared kid, I'm still that same person, but I'm not just that kid anymore. I'm zoo lady.

Speaker 9 Thank you.

Speaker 9 Yes.

Speaker 2 Ah, yes.

Speaker 2 What an opener.

Speaker 10 How fantastic. Give it up once more for Kate Oliver.
Well done.

Speaker 8 Kate Oliver has all the coolest jobs. She's an educator in environmental charities, museums, and zoos, and a psychotherapy student.

Speaker 8 She spends her free time running the Radical Rest Project, encouraging people to have more rest. And she says she absolutely sees the irony in this.

Speaker 8 She's only been paintballing one other time since her first adventure. And she said once again she encountered a gaggle of teenage boys, but this time she and her friends got their butts kicked.

Speaker 8 We'll bring you more of this special live hour from London when the Moth Radio Hour continues.

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Speaker 8 This is the Moth Radio Hour. I'm Meg Bowles, and today we're bringing you a live show from Union Chapel in London.

Speaker 2 The theme of the night was all in, and your host is Tiff Stevenson.

Speaker 10 So, moving on to our next storyteller. When I asked him about the time he went all in on fashion, he said, two words, jinko jeans.

Speaker 10 I said I didn't know what they were. And he said they were balloon jeans, the hugest, overly large jeans you could wear.
I said, enough said. I get it.
I get the visual.

Speaker 10 Please welcome to the moth stage Navid Madhavian.

Speaker 6 My wife Emily and I, we were on our land for the first time, and we were trying to figure out where our tiny house would soon go, which was more difficult than we had anticipated because, looking around, there weren't any reference points.

Speaker 6 It's just land for miles. Sagebrush and dust for as far as we could see.

Speaker 6 It was the first time I'd ever been able to say my land.

Speaker 6 And I remember that day saying it over and over and over and over again. And as I'd say it, I focused on the way it sounded.
I exaggerated the motion of my lips and my mouth. My land.

Speaker 6 Emily said, stop doing that.

Speaker 6 It's 2016 and Trump has just been elected. And so I did what any reasonable Middle Eastern American could do at the time.
I moved to the middle of nowhere America.

Speaker 6 and not just anywhere, cowboy country.

Speaker 6 We had visited the state of Idaho the summer before on a whim, and immediately we had fallen in love with its mountains, its landscape, its real estate prices.

Speaker 6 And so we bought six acres in one of its most remote areas, Sight Unseen, and we made the decision to move from San Francisco, epicenter of American liberalism, to Mackie, Idaho, population 500 cowboys.

Speaker 6 But we could own a tiny house, we could maybe start a family, and most importantly, we could both pursue our dreams of becoming artists.

Speaker 6 Before moving, I had been a fifth-grade teacher, but what I really wanted to do was to be a New Yorker cartoonist.

Speaker 6 And I know what you're thinking: if you want to become a New Yorker cartoonist, move as far away from New York as possible. Makes sense.

Speaker 6 But what I've learned about being a cartoonist is you have to see the world kind of askew. You have to, in order to poke fun at things, to make connections other people can't see.

Speaker 6 And Mackie, Idaho, was perfect for this because everything felt slightly askew, particularly for a city boy like me who knew nothing about farming or ranching.

Speaker 6 For example, it took me two years to realize that all chaps are, in fact, assless.

Speaker 6 So, for the first year, we mostly kept to ourselves, which was easy to do because technically we were like 20 minutes outside of town, past the farmers for Trump flags and the Make America Great Again welcome sign.

Speaker 6 And of course, there was the occasional stare that went on too long, which may or may not have been because of the complexion of my skin.

Speaker 6 And the occasional pointed question, like, you're not a Muslim, are you? Which was definitely because of the complexion of my skin.

Speaker 6 But when we actually made it into town, people were usually really welcoming and they were kind and we got some of that small town charm that we had moved there for in the first place.

Speaker 6 On one of these trips into town, we were buying groceries stocking up for a couple of weeks, Emily stopped outside of the movie theater in town and she lingered a little longer than usual.

Speaker 6 The theater had been closed on and off for like 10 years and it has this beautiful Art Deco marquee that's like a homing device, particularly for somebody like Emily who is a filmmaker.

Speaker 6 So on this particular day she drops her groceries and she has her hands and her face plastered against the glass and I could almost hear the gears whirring.

Speaker 6 And as my arms are getting increasingly tired, I'm getting increasingly nervous because if you can imagine a graph where the x-axis is the length of time that Emily spends quietly thinking and the y-axis is how much trouble we're going to be in, this would have been off the charts.

Speaker 6 And so as soon as I saw her smile and the reflection, I knew that was that. We were going to reopen the movie theater.

Speaker 6 On the drive home, she explained that this is what we can do for the town. We don't know anything about farming or ranching, but what we do know is movies and art.

Speaker 6 And now I'm excited at the thought because if this was going to be our home, we needed some way to

Speaker 6 give back to the community, you know, to become known entities, real members.

Speaker 6 Instead of being that terrorist, which is something somebody had called me, I could instead be that movie theater terrorist.

Speaker 6 And so we started up an arts council, which allowed us to rent the theater for cheap. We found and refurbished the original 1940s popcorn machine.

Speaker 6 And I rallied the community to help us clean up the movie theater. Our community, which is something I hadn't been able to say before.
And I remember saying it over and over and over again.

Speaker 6 And as I'd say it, I'd focus on the way it sounds, our

Speaker 6 community. Emily said, stop doing that.

Speaker 6 And so we reopened the theater.

Speaker 6 The morning of opening night, I was sitting in,

Speaker 6 I was having a cup of coffee in the local coffee slash bait slash tackle slash beer shop.

Speaker 6 And as I'm sipping my coffee, I'm imagining the thunderous applause that we're obviously going to receive after the movie that night.

Speaker 6 You know, standing ovation, cowboy hats being thrown high into the air. When my neighbor at the counter, he asks me a question.

Speaker 6 He's an older cowboy and his breath was hot with coffee and his handlebar mustache was glistening with sticky bun. And he leans in and he asks,

Speaker 6 you're not trying to bring that Boise Portland, Seattle, San Francisco, artsy, fartsy, social justice warrior crap here, are you?

Speaker 6 And I'm actually ready for this question because Emily and I, we know our audience. And I respond confidently, no, we're actually showing an Indy Western.
And he asks, John Wayne?

Speaker 6 And I said, no, Robert Pattinson, the Twilight Guy.

Speaker 6 And so blank stare,

Speaker 6 he says, you should show John Wayne.

Speaker 6 That night, it's opening night. I'm too nervous to sit in the theater with everyone.
And so I stood outside of the auditorium. And

Speaker 9 the theater was packed that night.

Speaker 6 Some people came on dates, some people came alone, everybody had popcorn and as I stood I thought about how some people even took selfies of themselves with the tickets underneath the glow of the marquee which was now on illuminating Main Street.

Speaker 6 And so the movie's starting and I lean into the curtains because even if I can't watch it I at least want to listen to it and enjoy it.

Speaker 6 And I hear the words from the movie, there's a gang bang social tonight.

Speaker 6 And so I'm grasping the curtains, and I should say at this point, it's an important part of the story, that I actually didn't have a chance to watch the movie before showing it.

Speaker 6 So by the time Robert Pattinson was masturbating a quarter of the way through the film,

Speaker 6 I was laying horizontally on the ground, the carpeting pressed against my cheek. And I could actually hear audible groans coming from the theater at this point.

Speaker 6 But that just may have been the sound of Robert Pattinson achieving completion.

Speaker 6 So after the movie, needless to say, I raced into the lobby and I tried as much as I could not to make eye contact with anyone

Speaker 6 as they shuffled out of the theater, their eyes wide, their cowboy hats pressed tightly against their chest. And

Speaker 6 I really believed if I just don't move, if I stand perfectly still, maybe nobody will be able to see me. Kind of like that scene with the T-Rex in Jurassic Park.
Not a super auspicious start.

Speaker 6 A question we got a lot after that was, are you going to show new movies? These were new movies, just indie movies that nobody had heard of. We couldn't show big budget films

Speaker 6 because we couldn't afford to, but that's not why we had opened the theater in the first place. That's not what we wanted to do.

Speaker 6 We really believed if we show good movies, we can earn the community's trust, our community's trust. even if we were showing subtitled documentaries about whale hunting in the Faroe Islands.

Speaker 6 If you build it, they will come became our mantra.

Speaker 6 But no one came. Night after night, I'd flip the switch on in the theater, and it would reveal maybe one, maybe two people in the auditorium.
And so we relented. We showed John Wayne.

Speaker 6 And everybody came. They really loved John Wayne.
And I remember getting swept up in the excitement, and I decided that this time I'll sit in the theater with everyone.

Speaker 6 We show the movie The Quiet Man, which, if you haven't seen, it's a classic story.

Speaker 6 Boy moves back to Ireland, boy meets girl, boy meets girl's brother, boy fights girl's brother, and in the end everyone is happy and friends for life.

Speaker 6 It's a movie I've seen many times, and I've enjoyed it every time I've seen it.

Speaker 6 But watching it that night in that town, in that theater, the screen framed by the silhouettes of cowboy hats, watching John Wayne physically drag and shove Maureen O'Hara the five miles back from the train station, it felt different.

Speaker 6 And I'm a fan of John Ford, and I actually love John Wayne, and it is just a movie.

Speaker 6 But it has this idealized past that masks misogyny, deeply conservative values, and it felt just like the town itself.

Speaker 6 And they came, and they laughed, and they saw themselves reflected back. But I didn't.

Speaker 6 Even after showing John Wayne and Star Wars and other fan favorites, things didn't really improve for the theater.

Speaker 6 And a lot of my conversations with Emily at the time turned to the question of should we even be doing something that nobody wants?

Speaker 6 And it didn't help that the theater was impossible in the winter to keep warm. And I joked that we can maybe buy our one customer one big coat.

Speaker 6 And so most nights I spent by myself in the theater, drawing cartoons bundled up in my big coat, the sound from the movie playing to an NT auditorium.

Speaker 6 And on one of these lonely nights, this older cowboy walks in, someone we had affectionately nicknamed Racist Dave.

Speaker 6 Racist Dave walks in and he asks for his nightly popcorn. And as I'm buttering his popcorn, he sits down and he told me a little bit about the history of the place that I didn't know.

Speaker 6 For example, underneath the movie theater had once been a gambling hall, and across the street above the bar had been a brothel into like the 1960s. Again, cowboy country.

Speaker 6 And as I hand Racist Dave back his popcorn, he says almost to himself, lots of history in this place. And that word stayed with me, history.
It was easy to feel nostalgic in the theater, right?

Speaker 6 The Art Deco marquee outside, it evoked simpler times. And I wondered, maybe that's what brought Emily and me there in the first place, this sense of nostalgia, this desire for something simpler.

Speaker 6 And it also occurred to me that maybe racist Dave and I had more in common than I had previously thought, apart from the casual racism.

Speaker 6 But I now know that nothing is ever that simple.

Speaker 6 In 2019, our daughter Elika was born, and Emily and I made the tough decision to leave our small town and move back to the big city.

Speaker 6 As much as we had tried to become members of the community, sometimes something just isn't a fit, like a vegetarian joining a local hunting club, which I also have a funny story about.

Speaker 6 On our last trips into town, Emily continued to linger outside of the theater, but the theater felt different. It felt smaller now.

Speaker 6 And for a while, the community actually, they kept the marquee on, but the smell of popcorn was gone.

Speaker 6 After we closed the theater for good, we learned that back in the old days when film was still shown on print, reels were smuggled in from this wealthy town over the mountain, and that allowed our town to watch movies without licensing them, so for free.

Speaker 6 In its entire history, the theater had never been viable, which was fitting and also kind of romantic.

Speaker 6 And looking back, I think that maybe that's what it takes to be an artist, to be a dreamer and a risk-taker, and a little naive.

Speaker 6 But you have to try something to see if it works. And if it doesn't, well, you get out of Dodge and you try again.
Thank you.

Speaker 2 Fantastic.

Speaker 10 If you don't know, the Moth is an independent arts organization supported by members and generous donations.

Speaker 10 And if you want to find out more about workshops in schools, other events and workspaces, please visit themoth.org. Let's have one more round of applause for our storytellers.

Speaker 8 Navid Medavian is a cartoonist and writer whose work has appeared in The New Yorker since 2018.

Speaker 8 He's the author and illustrator of the graphic memoir, This Country, Searching for Home in Very Rural America.

Speaker 8 Since leaving his tiny house in Idaho behind, Navid and his family have now settled outside of London and he continues to poke fun at the things he sees slightly askew.

Speaker 8 Coming up, more from our live mainstage show at the Union Chapel in London when the Moth Radio Hour continues.

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Speaker 8 This is the Moth Radio Hour. I'm Meg Bulls.
You're listening to a main stage event we produced in London at the historic Union Chapel. And here's your host, Tiff Stevenson.

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Let's keep it fresh and exciting.

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Speaker 10 Just those little signs.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 10 I asked our final storyteller tonight the same question that I've asked all the others. Tell me about a time you went all in for fashion.

Speaker 10 And she said, when I was 21 years old, I went to Jamaica for the first time to discover my roots and heritage.

Speaker 10 We were going to a party on the beach and I decided that my outfit should be maybe the shortest booty shorts with the word Jamaica emblazoned across them and a top with Jamaica emblazoned across it.

Speaker 10 in case anyone had forgotten whereabouts in the world we were.

Speaker 10 I hopped into the taxi to head to the party, and when we got five minutes away, I made him turn back and take me home

Speaker 10 because I lost all confidence in it. So please welcome our final storyteller for this evening to the moth stage.

Speaker 2 Are you ready?

Speaker 10 Catherine, I've just realized that I've not written your surname, so I'm, but I know what it is. It's Catherine Joy White.

Speaker 10 Please welcome her.

Speaker 11 So the first time I went swimming, I was five years old. I was bouncing in my car seat with this untameable excitement, and it felt like freedom.

Speaker 11 So we pulled up in the car park, and I made my way to this leisure centre, taking taking in its bright lights and these loud voices and this sharp tang of chlorine.

Speaker 11 And it's a leisure centre, right, in rural East Midlands. But to me, it felt like Disneyland.

Speaker 11 And I kind of got in there and I got changed in the cubicle and I made my way to the edge of the pool, taking extra care to walk, not run,

Speaker 11 even though every single part of me, I didn't just want to run, I wanted to fly.

Speaker 11 And when I got in that water for the first time, that's exactly what it felt like. And I swam whenever and wherever I could.

Speaker 11 Lakes, the swimming lessons, I learnt to snorkel, and then later to scuba dive because that wasn't enough. I just loved it.

Speaker 11 But then, fast forward 10 years, and that childhood jubilation has become locked in a prison of my teenage body.

Speaker 11 So puberty is happening, and the thought of stripping down, much like the Jamaican booty shorts in a swimsuit every week, week was a form of fresh hell.

Speaker 11 And it wasn't just these changes to my body, but I also relaxed my hair at that time to make it really straight because that was the cool thing to do.

Speaker 11 And of course, Relaxer is destroyed the moment water goes anywhere near it.

Speaker 11 But if I didn't relax my hair, then not only would I be ridiculed at school, but my swimming cap wouldn't fit over my afro. So I was sort of in a lose-lose situation.

Speaker 11 And I became really disillusioned and miserable with it all. I looked around and I thought, there's no one here who looks like me.
I don't fit here. So I stopped.
Swimming's not for me.

Speaker 11 In January 2020, just as the earliest strains of coronavirus were being reported at the bottom of our weekly news cycle, I unexpectedly lost my uncle, Delroy.

Speaker 11 And it was so unexpected that when I got that news, all I could say was

Speaker 2 what?

Speaker 11 Because we'd just been together at Christmas, which was 10 days earlier, and we'd had the annual Christmas quiz, and he'd been quiz master, and we'd had this big argument about Stormzy of all things.

Speaker 11 And he kind of helmed our family since we'd lost our grandfather. So it just made no sense to me that he was no longer there.

Speaker 11 And I fell apart, I think my family fell apart. And then weeks later, we're in a global pandemic, the world fell apart.
And I developed this sort of like thing that was just pushing down on my chest.

Speaker 11 And

Speaker 11 at every moment, I felt like I was looking behind, looking over my shoulder, just waiting for this next bad thing to happen because something bad was happening. I was sure of it.

Speaker 11 But then I would try and reassure myself: I'm a positive person. No, no, no, you're fine.
You're absolutely fine because the worst possible thing has already happened.

Speaker 11 So, okay,

Speaker 2 deep breaths.

Speaker 11 And then in January 2021, one year later, I got a message in a group chat with my friends. And I still remember this really surreal detail of an apology for the way the message was being conveyed,

Speaker 11 not for the actual message itself.

Speaker 11 And the message said that my friend Simon had ended his life by suicide.

Speaker 11 And

Speaker 11 well, I couldn't utter the word what this time because it was beyond all comprehension.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 11 I just paused. I wanted to scream, but I couldn't because this thing was weighing deeper and deeper on my chest.
And in lockdown, there was no other option available to me, so I walked.

Speaker 11 And

Speaker 2 I walked every day, and I passed this lake.

Speaker 11 And it became quite intriguing to me. It was kind of vast and mysterious and imposing.
And I went back to it again and again and again.

Speaker 11 And one day, I stopped at this lake and looked at it, and I just thought, I've got to get in.

Speaker 11 And it was an icy English January, so there wasn't really anyone else around.

Speaker 11 But I still have my teenage fears in the back of my head, so I sort of glanced in the bushes, made sure there was no creepy stalker lurking, and stripped off my clothes, bra, and pants, and I got in.

Speaker 6 Oh my god, it was freezing!

Speaker 11 Like a thousand needles stabbing every single inch of my body, freezing. But as I sort of gasped for breath and tried to remember those motions that I'd been taught all those years earlier, I felt

Speaker 11 something.

Speaker 11 So I went back the next morning, in proper swimsuit this time,

Speaker 11 and I felt it again. And I went back again the next day and the next, and days turned into weeks.

Speaker 11 And one day I'm in this routine and I'm swimming, and something happens with that same thing, and it came up and up and up, and I just started to sob.

Speaker 11 And I don't know if if anyone's actually experienced the feeling of crying in a body of water before, but it's actually quite hard to stay afloat.

Speaker 11 So I was sort of panicking and swam to the shore because I didn't want to drown.

Speaker 11 And I got to the shore, and I sat with my arms around my knees, and I cried like a baby.

Speaker 11 But I knew in that moment I'd found something with this swimming.

Speaker 11 And I carried on and I carried on, and the weather was getting a bit warmer. And one day, I'm there I am, headphones in, walking to the lake.

Speaker 11 And there's this woman in my spot.

Speaker 11 And I'm looking at her, thinking,

Speaker 11 this is my place, this is my space. I spend my life making polite chit-chat conversations with older people.
I just want to swim.

Speaker 11 So I got in the water and swam as quickly as possible and got out so I wouldn't have to speak to her whilst we got dressed. And she's there, sort of smiling at me, all kind and nice.

Speaker 11 And I just thought, leave me alone.

Speaker 2 Came back the next morning, there she is again,

Speaker 11 smiling.

Speaker 11 And instead of kind of feeling this childhood jubilation of the five-year-old, I just felt like a five-year-old. This is my space.
Why are you invading it?

Speaker 11 And every morning that week, same time, same place, there she is.

Speaker 11 And I started to just feel

Speaker 11 trapped. Anyway, one morning we swim, we're out, same time, getting dressed as usual.
And she offers me a slice of lemon cake homemade

Speaker 11 so obviously I thought to myself I'm gonna have to eat this aren't I

Speaker 11 and I sort of gritted my teeth preparing for this polite conversation about the weather or something that I really didn't want to have but weirdly

Speaker 11 she didn't seem to want to talk to me she didn't seem to want to disturb me

Speaker 11 and we just sat and ate the cake in peace and went home. And I kind of began to grow quite accustomed to her presence.
It felt really nice. We didn't bother each other.

Speaker 11 We were both just there doing our thing separately, but together.

Speaker 11 And then one morning I came up to the lake and she wasn't there.

Speaker 11 And the next morning, she wasn't there again. And I looked for her.
And I looked for her every morning that week, but she didn't come back.

Speaker 11 And I felt that thing in my chest again coming up as I wondered what was happening to her. I didn't even know her name.

Speaker 11 And

Speaker 11 she didn't come back, so I did the only thing I knew how to do. I kept swimming.

Speaker 11 One day, I walk up to the lake and she's back.

Speaker 11 So I'm smiling at her first this time, probably like a weirdo because I was so happy to see her. And the next morning,

Speaker 11 probably like everyone here, I'd got into baking during lockdown, and I brought her a slice of banana bread. We shared that by the edge of the lake together.

Speaker 11 And she told me that she had buried her husband

Speaker 11 and described the socially distanced funeral broadcast over Zoom and the goodbye that she hadn't said. And it was the strangest feeling because I was listening to her,

Speaker 11 and she's 40 years older than me, and she's German. And I've tried with all my might not to like her,

Speaker 11 but we so intrinsically understood each other.

Speaker 11 And I spoke to her about my uncle and about Simon, and she didn't ask how he did it, or was he depressed, or any of those questions that I'd become really resistant to hearing.

Speaker 11 She just listened without need for any explanation.

Speaker 11 And I realized we've both come filled with sadness to this lake.

Speaker 11 And spring turns into summer, and we keep swimming. And now we're not just in the fair weather sort of territory.
We've got other swimmers coming in, so we welcome them into our weird gang of

Speaker 11 misfits.

Speaker 11 And we slowly all swim together. We have a WhatsApp group, and you message in it and see when you want to go for a swim, and there's always someone to swim with.

Speaker 11 And I began to realize actually we're all in this sort of strange place of coming to the water because we're looking for some form of connection.

Speaker 11 Now, I left that house, which was in Oxford, and that lake. I moved to London last summer, and I don't swim every day anymore.
I think I don't need it in that same visceral way,

Speaker 11 but every time I'm back in the water,

Speaker 11 I still feel that childhood excitement,

Speaker 11 and I feel that first icy dip,

Speaker 11 and I feel that sacred ritual of the time when I swam every morning because it kept me here,

Speaker 11 and I especially feel

Speaker 11 the healing that I found in the kindness of a stranger.

Speaker 10 Catherine Joy White, everyone.

Speaker 10 It's so funny. I met everyone yesterday for the first time, and I think I didn't write Catherine's full name down on my card because I was like, oh, I just know her.

Speaker 10 So, Catherine also has a film out based around this story, and it's in festivals, and it's storming and winning awards. So, you should definitely check that out.

Speaker 10 Just smashing it.

Speaker 8 Catherine Joy White is an award-winning actor, filmmaker, author, activist, gender equality expert, and CEO of Cucini Productions.

Speaker 8 She's the author of This Thread of Gold, Celebration of Black Womanhood, and the book Rebel Takes on the Future of Food.

Speaker 8 You can find out more about Catherine and her film that Tiff mentioned, as well as info about all the storytellers you've heard in this hour on our website, themoth.org.

Speaker 10 And all that's left for me to say, really, now we've heard all our stories, is thank you to you, the audience, because the storytelling literally can't happen without an audience.

Speaker 10 So thank you to you guys. Otherwise, we're just one person in a room telling a sad, lonely tale to ourselves.
So

Speaker 10 give yourselves a round of applause.

Speaker 10 Sharing stories has to involve an audience, and I think it's how we connect, it's how we find our humanity, it's how we reach out to each other, find understanding, empathy, learn, get new ideas.

Speaker 10 And so, this is the first ever moth I've hosted, and I hope it's not the last, but I've absolutely loved this evening. So, thank you.
I've been Tiff Stevenson. I hope you've enjoyed me as well.
And

Speaker 10 we're going to give it up.

Speaker 9 I want to give it up for storytelling

Speaker 9 in all its forms.

Speaker 10 It's fantastic.

Speaker 8 As Tiff mentioned, this was her first time hosting The Moth, but what she didn't say is that she's an internationally acclaimed actor, comedian, and writer.

Speaker 8 Her credits are far too many to mention, but you can find out more about her on Instagram at TiffStevenson Comic and on our website, themoth.org.

Speaker 8 And if you happen to have a story you're itching to tell, why not pitch us? On our website, look for Tell a Story and you'll find all the information you need to leave us a two-minute pitch.

Speaker 16 My name is Thomas Kramer. I want to tell you all a story called Celebrity for the Day.
Back in April, my buddies and I conducted a real-telling social experiment.

Speaker 16 We convinced an entire mall that I was a famous celebrity. Not a celebrity impersonator, but that my real self, Thomas Elliott, which is my first middle name.
was there.

Speaker 16 I kind of surrounded myself with a real attention-drawing entourage,

Speaker 16 but kind of nonchalant and much like a real entourage would be. And then we had staged some ordinary mall goers who had recognized me as fans throughout the mall.

Speaker 16 We picked kind of this focal meeting point, a

Speaker 16 busy part of the mall where everyone would kind of collapse on me to create a bit of a frenzy, and a frenzy is what was created. That day I literally signed hundreds of autographs,

Speaker 16 took almost as many pictures. Grown women were handing me their children.
People were telling me that I was their favorite actor of all time. Well, security called on

Speaker 16 about ten minutes later, and we thought we were going to get kicked out of the mall when security and local police showed up.

Speaker 16 Well, they said to us, for your own protection, we need to provide you all with a private security escort.

Speaker 16 So we proceed to to shut down the Apple store and Victoria Secret, some of the most popular stores in the mall. And this aesthetic that the security was creating just really made it go overboard.

Speaker 16 We ended up shooting a video. We took some video from iPhone, we put it on the internet.

Speaker 16 And four days later, the video had a million views, and there's something like 10,000 tweets about Thomas Elliott.

Speaker 16 This social experiment really spoke to so many social themes. It was a remarkable day.
I'll never forget, and I would love to tell you all more about it. Thanks so much.

Speaker 8 Remember, you can pitch us at 877-799-MOSS. That's 877-799-MOTH.

Speaker 8 Or online at themoth.org, where you can also share the stories you heard in this hour or others from the Moth Archive.

Speaker 8 That's it for this episode. We hope you'll join us again next time.

Speaker 5 This episode of the Moth Radio Hour was produced by me, Jay Allison, and Meg Bowles, who also hosted and directed the stories in the show. Co-producer is Vicki Merrick, associate producer Emily Couch.

Speaker 5 The rest of the Moth's leadership team includes Sarah Haberman, Christina Norman, Sarah Austin-Janess, Jennifer Hickson, Kate Tellers, Marina Cluche, Leanne Gulley, Suzanne Rust, Sarah Jane Johnson, and Aldi Casa.

Speaker 5 Special thanks, by the way, to the taxi driver who found our host Tiff Stevenson's phone in the back of his cab and like a hero, returned it to her just before showtime.

Speaker 5 Moss stories are true, as remembered and affirmed by the storytellers. Our theme music is By the Drift.
Other music in this hour from Rihanna Giddens, Charles Bertu, and Melina Paxinos.

Speaker 5 We receive funding from the National Endowment for the Arts. The Moth Radio Hour is produced by Atlantic Public Media in Woods Hole, Massachusetts.

Speaker 5 Special thanks to our friends at Odyssey, including executive producer Leah Rhys Dennis.

Speaker 5 For more about our podcast, for information on pitching us your own story, and everything else, go to our website, themoth.org.