#612 - Pete Davidson

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Today's guest is a comedian and an actor out of Staten Island, New York.

He was once a young king and now he's a medium king.

He's about to take on a world tour in some select cities.

You know, this is the first time we've sat this long and gotten to really talk.

I'm very fortunate for his time.

He's an exceptional young man.

Today's guest is Mr.

Pete Davidson.

Thanks for coming by, dude.

Dude, thank you for fucking having me.

This is awesome.

Oh, yeah.

I only watched you and I listened to

this book.

What are are you talking about, Joel Osteen?

No, I listened to your

podcast and I listened to this podcast called How Did This Get Made, where they just kind of talk about movies.

Oh, yeah.

People.

Wait, wait, I know who shook.

That's not Doug.

It's Manzukas and Paul Scheer.

They just talk about movies that were ridiculous and then

just the math of how they got made.

Paul Scheer is so cool.

He is really cool.

He's a good guy.

Is he?

Yeah.

I never known him that much except just seeing him in movies and TV.

Manzukas is maybe pound for pound one of the fucking funniest human beings.

Really?

It's amazing.

Man Zucas, huh?

Let me get a gander at him.

Oh, he's all the ethnicities, huh?

He's a fucking Gaza strip of a man.

Dear God, I'd be afraid to open my car door if I rammed this out.

And I wouldn't even know which way it was coming.

He's one of those guys that's looked like that forever.

And now he's the appropriate age to look like that.

But he'll also still look like that forever.

Do you know what I mean?

He looks like somebody off that Muslim version of Guess Who.

Remember that game?

You know what I'm saying?

And no offense, Mr.

Manzu, because if you're as funny as he says you are, you're okay with some of this.

They should have a Muslim version of Guess Who.

Dude, if they have an Asian version, it's just all the same guy.

Oh, man.

Do they really?

Do they have one for everybody?

I'm sure they do.

It's fucking...

The way they do it now.

That's what I like about this.

You learn a little bit.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Well, they have a guess who, too, for like twinks.

I know there's one that's like, one of these guys doesn't mind meeting other guys or whatever.

Jesus Christ.

This is crazy.

Dude, you're going on your first international tour.

Is that cool?

Pete Davidson, good to see you today, man.

Thanks for having me, bro.

Yeah, thanks, dude.

I'm stoked.

I've never been

anywhere unless it was for like work.

Right.

But I've always wanted to.

Try it's just like I can't believe that anybody would come see me over there.

Yeah.

You almost need to go there to believe that.

Yeah, I'm kind of like dumb where I'm like, no one knows me in, you know, Australia.

Yeah.

I've never been there before.

I don't have friends there.

Yeah.

But I'm excited.

Man.

Are you taking anybody with you?

Is it only you?

It's me and my friend Joey Gay, who does shows, been doing shows with me since I'm like 18.

Oh, nice.

Bring him up.

Let me get a picture of Joey Gay.

Oh, Joey Gay is fucking hilarious, dude.

I may have met him, but I can't remember.

He's been around forever.

He's just one of those dudes that just always destroys.

Oh, there he is.

Yeah.

And he's also been my friends, you know, since the before time.

I know him.

Yeah, he's a monster dude.

He's fucking great.

I know him.

He looks like a little bit like Chris, like almost like Chris DeStefano when Charlemagne had a kid, a little bit of that picture.

No, he's a real good dude.

Oh, that's great.

Yeah.

Where are you guys headed to?

I know you're headed to Perth, I saw.

Perth, Sydney.

Oh, yeah.

Another one.

Maybe Melbourne?

Yeah.

It could be wrong.

I have no idea.

you know, when you get a tour schedule and you're super intimidated,

you just go day by day, um, but I know we're doing it.

Oh, here they are, Singapore.

Whoa, yeah, um, and what's causing all that?

There's a lot of good street food there.

Um, that was just Burke.

Uh, I don't know if you know, we have the same agent, yeah, we have the same age, so you know, he'll be like, He'll be like, Yeah, you know, you can fit this one in there, you know, it's on the way, there's a layover on it.

Why don't you parachute into the Azores?

I got a

hostage facility outside of Guantanamo.

I'll sell 200 tickets in right now.

Now, They owe me.

They owe me.

All right.

Whatever.

They owe it.

Yeah, they always do.

I got it.

Dude, that's going to be great.

And you're going to Riyadh.

So, how do you guys feel about this Saudi Arabian Comedy Festival?

There's been a lot of talk about this recently.

Are they limiting what you guys can say?

Have you heard anything about it yet?

That one I haven't heard much about.

Singapore,

I had like a laundry list of stuff.

It was pretty much my whole act.

So

I don't know.

I don't know what to do.

I'm like Googling old sets from when I was like 20 and just gonna do the classics.

Dude, do some of Jim Gaffkin's bits.

That's what I do if I'm in a tough spot.

Just do, I mean, or just do Nate's stuff.

Just very evergreen, clean stuff.

Have you ever had that problem?

Yeah, dude.

Oh, yeah.

I have it a lot.

I mean, I have a lot where it's like you have to sift back through.

They're like, one of them was like, you could talk about sex, but like, not like in a dirty way.

Right.

And I'm like, what the fuck does that mean?

Yeah.

So I guess let's

try to have a conversation about sex, but not in a dirty way.

Oh, man.

I had some, I was

sex recently.

Yeah.

How'd it go?

Well, I thought it went pretty good.

You know, I was on a full stomach.

So.

Did you both blast?

Hold on.

I need to leave this conversation.

This isn't Singapore approved, I think.

And they'll beat you with that stick over there.

Remember, they killed that honky over there like 25 years ago.

Remember that guy?

Christopher Reeves or whatever?

Who was that guy?

They killed Christopher Reeves

in Singapore?

I think, or maybe that's not him.

Who was it?

This is a huge thing when I was a child.

They beat this guy for doing something over there.

What was he doing?

Oh, this guy.

Michael Faye.

There he was.

Oh, man.

Tina Faye's brother.

This is why she had to win.

She didn't have a choice.

The person was famously caned in Singapore is Michael Faye, an American teenager in 1994.

Faye was sentenced by a Singaporean court to six strokes of the cane and four months in jail for acts of vandalism, specifically for spray painting and damaging cars.

Oh, he didn't do anything.

As well as stealing road signs, yeah.

I mean, that's fine.

Oh, that's just a little bit of newsome foreplay right there.

That's nothing, dude.

That's sad.

It's sad.

It's sad in general, but just for like spray painting cars and stealing road signs.

I feel like they should just, you know, cut your hand off or something.

Well, I think, I think this guy's pretty lucky, dude.

Some places, I guess, they still have a lot of that.

But no, what I've heard, dude, is at that Riyadh festival, is that you that they're like, you know, there's a lot of people that say people are getting paid by this Middle Eastern money, right?

You know, and that they can say this or they can't say that, or that they're over there.

They're going to try to influence you guys in order to speak certain ways.

Do you are you part of that conspiracy theory, or is that nothing you're on?

I've heard there's subreddits of like, I think all these people are in bed with that

I just you know I get the routing and then I see the number and I go I'll go

yeah you know and also

you know I there's there's part of me that's just like you know I've been getting a little bit of a flack just because like my dad died 9-11 so they're they're like how could you possibly go there so your dad died during 9-11 he died in one of the buildings uh yeah he was a fireman uh they were actually the first uh truck there there's like this very

this is how shitty my luck is.

Also, not to make this all about myself, but uh was an interview of you.

So it's right if you do, it's okay.

I'm at 9-11, but yeah,

it's all about me.

Um, there's a very famous shot that you see every 9-11, besides the obvious ones, but they were the first truck over the bridge to the

9-11s?

Yeah, so the front page is just like, Pete's dad.

And like, oh,

so he's waving out the window.

Yeah, he's like that.

So, uh, yeah, they were, they were the first truck over there, and pretty much the whole house, the whole house, you know, died.

Oh, which is sad, but also, at least he died with his pals, you know, it's kind of they all went as a group, huh?

That's his truck now.

No, that's that's the picture.

You see the truck on the bridge?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

My dad, my dad's in there, dude.

I wonder if

something Shane killers would say, dude.

Pretty gay, dude.

He's in there.

It's pretty gay.

I don't know.

Yeah, my Down Syndrome brother's in there.

Yeah, that's what I feel like.

That's what Shane would say the whole time.

That's your dad right there.

That's my pops, dude.

Dude, he's you're mech.

You're part, you're mech Latino?

No, no, all, all white and Jewish and Irish.

Oh, wow.

And a little Italian.

Yeah, but I feel like our family looks mixed, but we're not.

Well, it's crazy that he died in 9-11 and also part of him is accused of doing it.

That's the craziest part.

So I think that's where you're like the, you're the fucking,

you're the Bermuda triangle of 9-11.

Well, it is a little weird that they were the first truck there.

That is true.

It's almost like he was too ready to go.

Yeah, it's the old Irish hello, huh?

Yeah, that's the Irish part, I think.

Oh, man, he's a handsome guy.

What was he like?

He was fucking hilarious, man.

My memories are few and far between because I was seven, but I just remember laughing a lot, him being pretty jacked and smoked a lot of cigarettes and driving a Subaru Impreza.

That's all I remember.

Always had a big smile on his face, face, but my favorite thing is,

I don't know if you have, I'm sure you do, people come to your shows and they're like, I knew, I don't know, your dad, or I knew, I know your cousin or whatever.

A lot of people lie to me about that just to come backstage because they know I can't be like,

you know, sure, or whatever.

I don't want to hear about it.

Of course, you want to hear a story about your business.

Of course, I could always tell who is.

telling the truth because the second they start talking, they have this big smile and their eyes kind of light up.

And they call him scotty which is what his friends call him so i always could tell and uh everything i hear is always really sweet so i'm sure they like keep the horrible things away yeah scotty met on the jets yeah he did he's a big jets fan oh yeah but you you lost jared hopps you were young too right yeah i was 16 my dad died he was just older though but i think like

Yeah, just, yeah, I mean, losing your dad when you're a kid is kind of tough.

I think it's obviously it's tough.

I think it's, it is funny as you get older, you want to know the different stuff about him, you know?

Yeah.

Like, was he a pervert or whatever?

What did he like?

Because it's still more information, you know?

Like, did he sleep in his car or whatever?

You know, like, what did he do, you know, for fun?

I think it's worse at your age, though, because you could fully understand the scope of what happened.

And you're at such a pivotal age in your life where you're growing and becoming a man.

I was really young, so I didn't even really know what the fuck happened.

And it hit me later.

Like, when I was in college, I was like, oh, I'm pretty angry about this.

Like, it'll show up more and more as I get older because you understand, like, that's really sad to happen to a kid.

But I feel like at your age, and forgive me if I'm wrong, but like, that's like, that's like visceral.

That's, that's some tough shit.

Yeah, I think, you know, my dad was so old.

My dad was set, you know, my dad was born in 1910.

He was an old man.

And so what?

He was 70 when I was born.

So he was 86 at that time, right?

Holy shit.

So it wasn't like I had like this,

you know,

dad that had this energy.

And, you know, I had this kind of dad that was like a sleeping in the distance a lot or like, you know, all inadvertently causing shit to happen, like falling asleep.

And the carpool would come picking up and he'd fucking doze off out there, you know.

And

he, my dad had this, he was always buying cars off these brothers that lived around the corner, right?

And so he had, one time he had this cutlass that had some 22s in the trunk, some fucking bangers in that bitch.

And he would just listen to like Rush Limbaugh and shit like with bass.

Cranked up.

Oh, bro.

Like

Paul Harvey and

these old commentators.

And he would fucking just doze off in his car.

And whenever he dozed off, he was old.

His eyes would like leak and they would just like water kind of pour out of him because you're getting old.

You know, your gaskets get bad.

And so he was just fucking just shedding water weight.

And I was just fucking like, what is going on?

So you were a little prepared.

You were a little prepared.

I was prepared that things were going to go well.

Right.

You know, so my dad kind of was like a driving 9-11.

He like kind of pulled up in his own little,

like, I would have been awesome.

We got to put my dad's car behind that fire truck.

Superimpose your dad's car in there.

Yeah, he was always a 9-11, dude.

Every time he came in and suddenly you'd have to get his fucking car to his homework, you had to climb in the fucking wind.

Everything was a fucking nightmare with him.

And the teachers would always look at you like, don't get in there.

with your dad yeah but that's your parent picking you up like

but then there's little things like did you have some nice mementos of his uh i have actually i have his uh his wedding ring uh i wear all the time and i have uh his um it's actually super up but i have his uh badge like his chain his badge and and they found that's how they you know because everybody was pretty burnt up so that's how they knew it was him and uh i have it and i i just keep it in a safe because like with my luck i'll lose that shit.

But, um, I have like a couple of those things, and I have uh, his uh, his fire, his like jacket and like other set of pants.

And I, I put them like on the wall, I like framed them, but then I put him, I took them down though, because like sometimes I'll be feeling good, and then I'll see that, and I'll be like, uh-oh, yeah, you know, it's like a weird, it's a weird thing.

I remember

my mom has, it's like everywhere you look, it's like you know, my dad, like,

and it's fucking, it's kind of on a condom.

That's a lot.

Sorry, that's crazy.

I was just trying to make you laugh.

No, it did make me laugh.

But it's kind of haunting where you're just like, I would like the option.

Like, if I want to go down memory lane,

I can, but like, just like have your dad staring at you every time.

You don't want memory lane just hanging out on the wall being like, hey, do a lap, you know?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Do you have any stuff for your dads?

You have the speakers?

No, what do we have?

We have,

I have his passport for whenever he moved to the U.S.

Where's he from?

He's from Nicaragua.

He came down here when I think he was like, let me see, I guess he was 12 or whatever.

That's wild.

It was pretty wild.

I don't know anyone from there.

That's crazy.

I don't know either.

I don't know.

It's like a real place.

It's like a place you live on MySpace when you're in high school.

Oh, Nicaragua?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, or Schenectady, New York.

Oh, yeah.

Kalamazoo, Michigan.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dude, I remember when I saw Kalamazoo in the airport one time.

People were going there one day.

I couldn't even fucking believe it.

I thought they were like traveling into a damn Dr.

Seuss novel or something.

I was like, tell Cindy Luhu.

I said, what's up, huh?

How old is she?

You feel me?

BLM, dude.

But yeah, I think as you get older, stuff like that's interesting.

Were you able to find pieces of fatherhood in other men as you got older?

Yeah, I think that's

inadvertently what I was doing.

I wasn't like very conscious.

Like, I need to find me a dad, you know?

Yeah.

But as I look back, though, you know, and that was what was cool about getting into comedy.

I was was 16, so everyone,

the youngest

comedian friend I had was like, I don't know, 29, 30.

It was like Che, DiStefano.

Oh, that's great.

You know, all those guys, Giannis, Nate,

Soder, and like, it was all dudes that were older than me that like, you know, obviously there's not, there wasn't a lot of other younger dudes, but I really.

I've really looked up to them.

And like, as you see, Joey, I do shows with Joey Yay all the time.

He's like in his 50s.

So most of my friends I find are like, you know, 40 and up because I think that makes me feel

safe and also just like, there's this

form of like big brother sort of thing.

Yeah, somebody looking out for you.

But also when you go through a tragedy that young, like your brain is older.

Like, I always felt like I was older.

Like in school where like.

when that happened, you know, kids would be like, you want to like have a pool party?

And I'm like, no.

Like,

I want to smoke cigarettes and cry.

Like, I'm not,

it's, like, it's not that, like, innocence is kind of taken away really fast.

And that's why I got into stand-up.

I would watch, you know, Burr and Chappelle and,

you know, Rodney's my favorite.

So I think that's why I like veered towards laughing a lot.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And I'm just a sad dude.

Like, I feel like most of us are pretty.

Were you as pretty sad dude, you think?

Yeah.

I think there's.

You almost get pigeonholed as this not not sad dude.

I think, yeah, I'm like, what the fuck, guys?

I'm like, I'm pretty.

Everybody's always like, oh, that guy just, and that's where some of the hatred comes.

He just, he got, I don't give a fuck.

Attitude, I'm like, no, I'm miserable.

I want to be that dude too.

All the dude you guys are talking about.

I want to be him.

I don't even know that guy.

I look at pictures.

I'm like, who is this guy that everybody's talking about?

You know, like, it's not me.

But yeah, I grew up super duper sad.

My mom shows pictures.

You can always tell

pictures of me when I'm little before and after

my dad passed because the eyes are different.

Like the eyes are just like sad.

The eyes have it.

That's what they say.

Yeah.

Damn.

I feel like people think you must be like the happiest silly dude ever, but I feel like you have some layers.

Oh, yeah, dude.

I'd like to be in a wheelchair a lot of times.

Just because?

Just to fucking show them.

I'll show them.

That's my attitude.

Show other dudes that will take that bitch right out into a fucking interstate.

I'll show them.

Hit me.

I'll go to heaven right now, motherfucker.

Do you ever play Truth or not Truth or Jared, but like kind of Russian roulette with yourself where you're like, if I die this way, I'm supposed to.

Ooh, let me think about that.

Like where I got a motorcycle for a little bit.

You did?

Just for a bit.

And then...

I got into an accident.

Why?

Just for a bit.

So it was kind of like,

if I go this way, like, I was young.

I was like, I don't give a fuck.

Like, I'm rocking roll, dude.

But then I didn't realize, like, you can get in a motorcycle accident and it not be your fault.

Like, I didn't realize you can get hit by other cars.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You don't think about that.

I don't think about it.

You're just like, it's all in my control.

But some dude, some dude clipped me and then the bike kind of fell on me.

It was pretty mid, but I was like, oh, you could be.

That's enough.

Yeah, I don't want to die by someone else.

I want to do it.

Right.

Well, yeah.

Yeah.

I want to go out on my shit.

So, yeah, motherfucker.

Yeah.

I'll die, bitch.

Watch me.

Yeah.

You don't think I'll die?

Yeah.

Watch.

Yeah.

Dude, I'll say this.

I've had a girlfriend before where I've been like, shh, shh, like, I knew I should leave her, but I'm like, I'm not leaving her because she'll find somebody that actually likes her.

Yep.

That's how fucking much I was like, miserable, dude.

Do you ever have

sad to even think this?

One of my rebuttals to a girl leaving me was like, you've done so much work.

You've done so much work on me.

Like,

it's like you got me ready for someone else.

Like, that's, like, not fair.

Because now I'm just going to be all this good with someone else.

Yeah, yeah.

Like, you taught me so much.

Yeah, at least show up for the graduation.

Yeah, come on.

You know, you put so much work in.

You know, I'm back and you know I never left, baby.

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Did you ever get that bad off

with like your emotions, or were you always able to have some awareness, you think?

I'm good now, but I used to dip in that air.

I was very like

growing up, I wanted to die to be with my dad.

Really?

Very badly.

So I tried to, this is so fucking embarrassing, but I could have said really when you said that, also, of course.

No, yeah, but I like, I tried my first time when I was like eight, I tried to like drown myself.

And then my mom, like, this is so dark, but like found me in the pool, seeing what I was trying to do.

And then she took me to like a psych ward when I was like eight.

So I've, I've struggled with that.

And then I kind of got out of it when I first started.

I would say right around when I got SNL.

Because I didn't have many friends growing up.

And it was, it was my fault.

Like I've said this before, where like I was suffering and I was super weird and I was like,

you know, very visibly hurting.

But, you know, kids don't know that that's what you're going through.

They just think you're weird.

Like, they don't have this scope.

Did you feel like a lot of words, like thoughts and stuff were trapped inside of you, kind of, or what do you feel like you think?

Yeah, it was like on a hamster wheel of just like, I have, because I have OCD and,

you know, manic depression.

So, like, it's just, that's a horrible combo.

And then you start doing drugs and it's like, good luck.

You know, you're a fucking slot machine

of of depression and the worst stuff.

And then

I would like revert to that when I got sad.

But then when I started doing stand-up, I kind of was like, I found like a group of weird friends and like artists are cool and they

understand like sadness and like a lot of them are like,

you know, not afraid to talk about that stuff.

Oh, yeah.

You know, and I really like,

I was like, oh, yeah, you know, and, and then, um, there's this weird thing.

I don't know if you've really had this because I know everybody just fucking loves you as they should, but I had this thing where like, I came out and everyone really rallied behind me.

It was like, oh, this kid, they look what happened to him when he was a kid, and now he's doing this, and that's super cool.

And it was like all going up.

And then it flipped.

And then it was like, fuck this dude.

I don't like this dude.

I hate this dude.

And like.

We're in the internet age, so I'm reading all that shit.

And then it brought me back to like childhood, high school, like not fitting in like again.

Low self-worth attaches to all that old shit.

Then that shit started to pop back in.

And then that's where I started like doing drugs.

And then

a year and a half ago, I was like,

I was just like, I need to

want to, I need to be okay

if all this goes away.

Like if...

Like, it can't be for stand-up.

It can't be for this movie.

It can't be for this girl.

It can't even be for my family.

Like, I have to want to be okay.

Otherwise, all this shit doesn't work.

Fuck, dude, when you say that, it's so scary to me.

It's broken.

I don't know if I could ever, like, even though I feel like I am, I don't, if there's a big part of me, the truth is, I don't know how I would feel if I didn't have somebody else's feelings to base it on, you know?

No, yeah, it's like, or if I didn't have how somebody else felt about me to base it on.

Yeah, that's, that's how I live.

We're, we're, uh, we're people pleasers.

Honestly,

laugh at me, please.

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

Like, like, watch my movie.

Like, when I go outside, take a picture.

Like, you know, and then it got to see me.

Even if you call me a finger or whatever, we can bleep that out.

Yeah.

Or we can just say that he said it.

Yeah.

But

anyway, at least that's like

in the context that makes sense.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Only if it's during Pride Month and you mistook me for one of your best parts.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Not in like a regular

stand by that.

Okay.

Yeah.

But, but yeah, you can't, but that's a hard, that's a hard thing to,

you're undoing for for me.

It was like, you know, 25 years of people pleasing, and that's why I live, you know?

So I had to like learn how to be okay with this.

And like, also like a year, year and a half ago, like they were like, it's over.

He's done.

You know,

the media tabloid, that type of shit.

Yeah, it was just like, there was like articles that were like, I smoke crack and live with my mom.

And I was like, I was like, all right.

Like.

Maybe part of that.

Like, not all of that.

It's a two-bedroom.

It sucks when there's like four.

It sucks when there's four things in the article that are wrong, but there's more of them.

You're like, actually, yeah, actually, it's fucking kind of true.

But, you know, and I'm in rehab alone reading this, you know, and a lot of my friends, you know, I would say I still have half of them, but a lot of them, it got to a point with my use and like how I was behaving where they were just like, I love you, but like, I, this is too much.

Oh, wow.

And when that started happening, it was started happening with people where I was like, well, I don't give a fuck about you anyway.

Right.

And then it started happening with like people I really cared about.

And I was like, oh, shit, like, it's me.

Damn.

You can only go, it's everybody else for so long.

Yeah.

And until you're like, okay, I get it.

And then, you know, and that was kind of it for me.

Was there a day you kind of turned it in?

You were like,

I'm dropping the rock today, you know?

Oh, where I'm just like, I need to leave.

Or were you just like, I'm going to go definitely get some help?

Like, or was there like one conversation that kind of of cemented it for you i guess yeah once you start to see like man oh that person is stepping away from me god it must be yeah because it's weird sometimes you want to make your outside

you want to make it match kind of how you feel on the inside it's like that's exactly i want you to leave me because i left me so long in my mind everybody left me so fucking long ago that i want i don't

if you the fact that you're even still around here fucking makes me not even respect you you know yeah in like a sick way you know yeah and there's part of you that's probably like for me i was like calling bluffs almost where i was just like i i i self-sabotage blow up anybody that's ever actually loved me or cared about me has gotten the worst wrath from me yeah you know it's few and far between but when it happens it's fucked up and it but this whole like fuck you leave me like get ahead leave me what they started to And I was like, oh shit, you're calling my bluff.

And I love you.

And I don't want you to go away.

And then you go into therapy and you're like, fear of abandonment.

You have BPD.

This is why from your childhood, you did this and your grandpa did this and now you're this.

So like, you got to do that sort of work.

But yeah, it got to that point where people I really fucking loved.

And also my mom,

you know,

my mom's the most supportive person in the world.

She's a cool lady.

The best.

I mean, like.

What's her name?

Amy.

Oh, she's the best.

She's a good name.

Never dated.

She married a fireman, ain't Amy?

Yeah.

She's a nurse.

Nah-uh.

Yeah, they met each other in grammar school, like super Staten Island.

I want to marry a nurse.

Isn't my my mom?

Look how cute my mom is.

She's just a sweet lady.

She never dated after my mom, after my dad died, just raised me and my sister, like alone and worked hard.

And she's been the most supportive ever.

And it got to a point where she called me when I was when I was in rehab.

And she was like, my biggest fear is that I will turn on the news and see that my son has died.

And she's never been like that, like.

you know, because she's so supportive and just, you know, wants to always have positivity around.

Yeah.

And she already lost something she loved.

Exactly.

And that fucking, that killed me.

Oh.

Yeah.

So, like, I was like, all right, you know, can't die until she's dead at least.

Yeah.

All right, Amy.

Yeah.

You got it.

Like, when that lady's, when that lady says that to you, look at that lady.

I mean, how are you going to be like, I would have to be a heartless fucking sociopath to not get my shit together, you know?

You're like, okay, this is what I need.

Yeah.

Oh.

Good lady.

Oh, that's cute, man.

Yeah, I'm a lucky guy in that aspect.

I have a really like like supportive,

cool family that has never asked me for anything.

And they should.

Like, they could.

And a lot of them need some.

Fuck yeah, you bought Colin Joe's that shitty boat, dude.

You can't fucking get them somewhere.

Can you imagine being one of my family members that's like live and check to check?

And you read that.

Sorry.

That is so true.

Like, I have,

but I've offered to

I've offered to help.

And they just, they're like, nah.

Yeah, some people are like that.

And I love that.

That's how I do that.

Here's what I start to realize about the family.

I think they're joking.

I think they're joking.

Like, they don't want you to be like, oh, because I'm always like, all right.

But they want you to be like, no, no, no.

No, no, no.

I got this.

Yeah.

Yeah, dude.

I think even you just saying that makes me think I got to help out my family a little bit more.

That's my Staten Island brother right there.

Hey, there you go.

He's from Staten Island too?

Yeah, isn't that crazy?

I mean, from a good part, clearly.

We are, yeah, obviously.

It looks a little different.

A little more island.

Yeah, a little bit.

A little less Staten.

No, he's the best, man.

He's a real good fucking dude.

Is he?

Oh, he's the best.

I only met him one time, and I think he looked so clean, I was just afraid to get to know him.

Oh, dude, he's awesome.

You guys would get along great.

I don't know anyone that doesn't like, you know, when you're like intimidated, or not intimidated, but just you're just like, I don't think me and that dude will ever vibe and then you're like oh we love comedy and we're comics and like there's that universal thing so you guys would hit it off great and it's also fun to hang out with someone that's like polar opposite in most ways oh that's pretty cool you know and we're from the same island yeah but it's like he golfs

you know and i'm like what the is that yeah i was like we have golf club is in staten island i was like i had no idea you know so um

And you're out there doing tours of the Gilgo Beach Killer area.

So different strokes for different folks, bro.

Even, yeah, even the theaters he does have like really nice names.

Like, I'll look at his tour and I'm like, that sounds nice.

Oh, my shit's like, What the fuck is this, Memphis?

Oh, it's burglars, dude.

Putting you out there,

you're doing an amphitheater out there at the Gilgo Beach

killer friggin' section.

God, who's this fellow?

That's the Gilgo Beach.

That's your opener in Singapore.

You You got a rebate from

the port authority.

Rex Hurman.

Rex Hurriman.

That's the dude that was killing all the hookers, man.

That's fucked up.

Yeah.

That's not cool.

How long did you stay?

I'm trying to think of different.

I probably got to go to a place soon and just get some away.

I think I've just, I just, everything's just been, I can barely kind of keep it together every week.

Well, you're also one of the most busy people in the world.

I mean, you have like the biggest show out there.

But I don't know if

you have this feeling where you're like,

well, if I go away, it'll all stop.

Yeah, I just think everything will fall apart or I don't know.

Or you're going to be like alone with your thoughts.

And like, I think when you work a lot, you don't have time to be like,

what am I upset about in my childhood?

Or like, whatever.

Like,

you could take as much fucking time as you like, and you deserve it.

You deserve a nice little kickback, relax, do something that like makes you happy.

What makes you happy?

Like, what do you like to do?

Well, I I think some of it's funny that I'll, thank you, though, for saying some of that stuff.

No, it's true, bro.

It is true.

I think it's hard for me to get that.

It's hard for me to like get that into my system, you know?

And then to want to do it.

I think like, you know, I'm kind of married to work.

Like, I choose to work.

Like, sometimes I think about like, I had this girlfriend, this really great girl that I was.

seeing for years and I don't know if we're supposed to stay together or not, but sometimes when I think about life or certain things, she's kind of the one that I miss.

It doesn't mean we're supposed to stay together, but there was still like a good, good enough connection that was very real that it was like, man, man, that's her affection is what I miss, right?

And caring about her is kind of what I miss.

But

I could see myself, we'd go out and do stuff and then we'd come back home and I could see how she would see me across the room.

I'd sit down, I'd put my computer on my lap and just start working.

Like, it doesn't matter.

If I had 33 seconds, it always went to that, you know?

And just like a couple of months ago, I started thinking, oh man, that's what she must have seen all the time, you know?

Right.

Someone looking up and someone just not there.

Yeah.

Right.

But, but you are there, but you're just, this is your comfort.

Right.

It's comfortable.

It's reliable.

I know the return.

Yeah.

I know the rate of return.

I know.

You enjoy it.

Yeah.

I enjoy it.

It's based if I fail in it, that's fine.

It's totally on me.

It's all,

there's no room for any.

I mean, there's room for other people in here, really, but it's definitely, you know, it's just, you put in, you get out, right?

Um,

but so I don't know.

Like, yeah, I think that's something like just like that addiction to work.

But then I'm getting older.

I'd like to have a family, you know, and you're like, well, I don't know how that's going to happen unless I do some things different.

And so

that's where I'm like, I got to, I think I got to just, you know, I don't know.

But you're sober too, right?

Yeah.

This year, this year's been a little,

I've had a couple tough moments this year.

This past year has been the toughest year that I've had in a while.

Yeah.

I hear that.

But.

But like, this is like, you know,

drugs for me and smoking weed and, you know, that was like, those were my friends.

I never did it to go party or like i was never like hey let's like go fucked up i did it at home pretty much alone and i would just watch family guy just it was like a warm hug a warm blanket when you get rid of your friends it's like what's left it's like work nicotine yeah am i supposed to give up those two like it's all i have like

i your body needs to appreciate the friends you just

let go.

You know, it's, it's, if you let go of too many things at once, like, it, it's not good for you.

So it's like, I don't know if that's how it is with you, but like, it's hard to have a healthy relationship with like, like my reliabilities right now are like working, Zen, and like working out and taking care of my girl and like hanging out with her.

That's like, that's all I have.

Like if you pull one of those away, it's like, well, three left.

You know, I used to have eight things and now it's like, so it's tough.

It's tough.

Yeah, I think it's like, I do think there's a lot of stuff there where it's like, I don't want to probably see some of it, you know, or I don't really want to feel like if I don't have some girl to text or a date to plan or something in the distance or some work thing, like if I took everything away and I was just with myself,

how would I feel, you know, or what would that be like?

And it would probably be fine.

Right.

But I think it's the fear of,

what would that be like?

It's that, it's the hurdle, not the other side, a lot of times for me, you know, it's the same thing that comes with like commitment to relationships.

I

had the toughest time committing to relationships.

I think it's just,

it's probably fine on the other side.

Right.

It's just fucking stepping over the hurdle sometimes.

Do you think you romanticize the fear a little bit as an out where it's just like in your head, you're like, no, this is what it's going to be like.

And then there's like a fear of like,

I do it and that's not what it's like.

And then that whole thing is gone.

Does that make sense?

It's hitting into me.

Like, do you think like...

Having that set answer of like, well, if I do that, I won't be able to commit or it's going to go wrong or whatever, like you're preventing yourself from even trying to do it.

Oh, I see what you're saying.

Because it probably is what you need.

Right.

Like, and you can do it.

And it's almost like not,

like, you don't believe in yourself enough.

Does that make sense?

Yeah.

Because that's a lot of, a lot of my issues are like that.

Yeah.

Where I'm like, Pete can't do that.

Like, I can't.

Oh, that's interesting.

And then I can, I like, I like prove myself wrong and I'm not who I thought I was.

Oh, and that's scary to not be who you thought you were.

Yeah.

Because that's the person that I, whoever that person is, whatever there is of them, that's what I've known to be.

Yes.

And that's, and you're comfortable in that.

Yeah.

Even if it's traumatic or you're depressed.

Like I was so, I'm so afraid to be happy.

Yeah.

Because it's uncomfortable.

Dude, there was a time, this is like a year ago.

It's funny you're saying some of this, man.

And thanks for thinking about it with me.

No, of course.

Yeah, the time of a year ago, I was thinking,

if

I don't want to feel like,

I don't even know who I'd be if I was happy.

And if I was,

I would leave all of these feelings that I've always known so much that are like my best fucking friends, you know?

Yeah.

And it would be like, I almost didn't even, did, man, I don't want to go do live like that because I'll desert these, whether they're lies or truths, whatever they are.

They're probably all in somewhat of cloaks or masks, but I don't want to desert them.

I'm so used to being at this party with this other small group of fucking.

lonely, perverted,

gambling a little.

Yeah.

But, you know, that group that I don't even want to go over there.

But still, yeah.

So I think there's a lot.

There's probably just the fact of even taking time away to sit and have conversations like this or to be in environments where I'm not like regulating how I feel with

Celsius, which the Amish are using now, I've heard.

Dude, that was the best.

I don't know if you're recording, but I mentioned before that that dude was awesome.

And you said you were in contact with him.

And my question was, how?

Dude, we got to send you over there to see that.

I would love to hang with that dude.

Sometimes, like, I don't know.

When I watched it, one, I thought it was really cool you did that because you switch it up.

You'll have like an Oscar actor, then an athlete, then like this Amish kid.

But it made me like appreciative for like what I get to do and what we get to do and what we, some things I take for granted.

Oh, yeah.

When he was just like stoked to like getting a Corvette with like two chicks.

And he's like, that I was like my whole life.

And I'm like,

it was pretty fast.

Yeah, it goes.

Press the pedal.

Yeah.

So it made me super reflective.

Like, and like, one, I thought he was adorable.

Yeah, he's nice.

Yeah, nice and like very honest and earnest.

But I also was just like, man, I got to stop

taking shit like that for granted.

Yeah, I think a lot of that just comes into gratitude, you know, and having that.

If we can mass, if we can just try to get that as part of our days, you know, I struggle with that, but I I think that's it too, you know?

Well, your serotonin must be so fucking, like, you're operating at such a crazy level, dude.

You're interviewing the fucking president.

Like, you get to do shit

every day that is someone's like, if I get to do that once in my life, like, that's my whole life.

You're living that every day.

So it's like the crash is, it's hard.

Well, you too, man.

I mean, at least you got to date a lot of beautiful women.

I got stuck just interviewing the president and this Amish kid.

You know what I'm saying?

I trade.

I trade, dude.

I trade.

I'm not trading him.

He's only 16.

I will say a funny thing about him.

One of my favorite things, I was like, City, you ever listen to music?

He's like, Well, we do three hymns every day when we get to school.

He goes, He goes, But every now and then, we'll sneak off and listen to some Deaf Leopard.

Oh,

so fucking rock.

That's awesome, dude.

That's fucking awesome.

And cool for Deaf Leopard, dude.

That's what I thought.

Dude, they should do Amish Festival.

They should go straight there.

Absolutely.

Right to the source.

Yeah, right to the fucking source.

I haven't heard of Def Leppard since Joe Dirt.

Def Leppard sucks.

But that shit made me laugh.

And he said they listened to some Morgan Wallen.

Who's that?

And some Gunna.

I mean, and Gunna?

Yeah.

I would pay to see.

Bring that up.

But also, wait, before you do, the guy on the left in this photo, is that not Bruce Springsteen?

Yeah, it is, obviously.

That's Bruce Brinkstein?

No, it's not.

How?

Yeah.

What do you mean that's not Bruce Bringstein?

Who is that guy?

I know he's in Death Clever, but that's Bruce Springsteen.

Who is that guy?

Google, like, zoom in.

That's, that's Bruce Brinkstein.

Dude.

Oh, yeah, Tim.

Oh, wait, now, now it's not as much, but it looked like him for a second.

There's David Hassel off over there on the right.

Do you have footage of him listening to Gunna, dude?

Oh, no, but he does have a good quote about it.

I would love.

You know what's one of the funny things is Morgan Waller and I were texting, and he's like, man, I think, what if that kid did that walkout with me at my concert?

Oh, dude.

But he doesn't have an ID.

He was going to maybe...

I think it was, I think it was being considered for Canada, his show in Edmonton last week, but

the Amish don't get identification.

Oh, wow.

They're off the map.

They don't get like a pass, no ID.

No, if somebody's like, you have an ID, you have to just draw a picture of yourself and show it to him like that.

But they have like births.

They don't have any of that shit.

They're like off-grid like that?

I'm going to get him to come back another time and get a little bit more in-depth with us.

Dude, he comes.

He has a backwards hat.

He has

fucking ice on.

He's so different.

He's talking down to you.

I would love to see that episode.

He's so full of himself, dude.

Wearing a fucking Ricky Williams jersey.

He has a tattoo on his back.

This butter don't churn.

Don't churn on me.

Yeah, don't churn, don't churn on me, dude.

Let's play this.

He got to get a couple of those, like a couple get or done, a couple, like, yeah, we have to get him a couple hawk to us sort of statements, you know what I mean?

So he can sell his own merch out in the Amish country out of his hat, pulling out merch out of the hat.

That'd be fire.

Or she sell those hats.

What music do you guys listen to?

I know you said in the beginning there's some different sonas.

People will sneak in some deaf leopard, but if not, do you guys just sing a lot?

Is there a lot of Amish songs and dancing as well or no?

No, in our community, there's not really any dancing.

There's

Like the only music, songs that are really louder would be like German hymns.

Then sometimes we sneak out on the weekends and stuff and

listen to some soldier boy or something?

Yeah, like

Def Leopard, Bonchovi.

Bonchovy.

A lot of Amish, like rock and roll, and then I guess House EDM music.

And then also a lot of country, like guys.

So everything.

So we crank up Spotify.

Listen to a little bit of rap stuff.

Like Amish Paradise is...

That's a pretty good song.

Who sang that?

Wird L.

Yankovic, I did.

Oh, an idiot.

That makes perfect sense.

That's great.

Yeah.

Amish Paradise.

That's a pretty.

I love that song.

It's a banger, huh?

It is a banger.

Yeah.

He looks a little bit mad there, but it was a pretty good song.

It's like me liking a song that just is called 9-11.

And then also, like, I like to listen to a little bit of rap stuff, too.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, with Ghana.

A little bit of Ghana.

Oh, you listen to some Ghana?

Yeah.

I don't really listen to what he says.

I looked at the lyrics a couple of times and

the lyrics aren't the best, but like, I like the lyrics.

He's very melodic.

He's a vibe, yeah.

That's dope, dude.

That's good.

That kid rules.

He does rule, man.

You know what's funny, man?

Even you saying that about him, it's like...

Anyone I think about it, like the worst thing I think is like about drugs, addiction, that sort of thing.

And it could be like, I'm in like group like SLAA, like I'm in all, like I'm in a lot of different groups, you know, like intimacy disorder type shit, like

connect connectivity disorder, you know, like, um, which probably some of you stems from just like watching porn and growing up like that, but any addiction stuff, it takes you away from like just good moments in life, right?

Yeah.

It takes you away from like the mornings where you get to meet up and meet with a friend for coffee or you get to work out and feel good about yourself walking out or you get to text a friend in the morning and say, Hey, have a great day, right?

Or you get to sit with somebody like that who's just because you wake up and you're like, Don't jerk off, don't jerk off, don't jerk off, don't jerk off,

yeah, and then you jerk off, and then you can go hang out with your friend.

Oh, that's the fucking worst, dude.

It's tough, dude.

When you feel like everybody knows you've been jerking off, yeah, yeah,

it's like smoking weed where you're like, Everyone knows I'm high, everyone knows I just jerked off, yeah, because I'm so relaxed.

Do you keep up with it?

Uh, when

are you more into the meetings and stuff when you're like, fuck, I like, I'm like tweaking?

Or do you do it both like regularly and when you're?

Oh, if I'm having tough times or not having tough times, I'm always to go to meetings.

Cool.

Yeah.

Meetings have always been kind of a thing for me, I think.

Do you have a, do you have, I'm sure, I don't know if you feel this way, but sometimes you're in a meeting and you're like, some of these dudes just like to talk.

Yeah.

You know, where you're like, oh, this guy's here.

Yeah.

And he's going to tell that story.

And it's so long.

Yeah.

And it means so much to him.

And it's pretty pretty mid compared to anything I've ever done.

It's not to diminish his stuff, but like, yeah,

there's some meeting like warriors where you're like, okay,

I got it.

One dude would play that song, This Little Light of Mine.

Have you ever heard that during his shares or whatever?

I never saw it, but I know that song.

This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine.

But he would put that really low on his phone while he would share it a meeting, dude, and people were like, oh, dude, fuck, that's tough.

So some of that shit was crazy, but then that's when I'm recognized.

Oh, I have I'm impatient with people, and this is a practice for me to just sit here and be patient, right?

You know, um, yeah, but the best is also that's annoying as fuck, yes, yes, but you have to find the balance,

yeah, but because that is that sucks,

like, I don't want you to think you're acting out of character, like I need to be a better person.

That sounds like it's miserable, yeah.

And sometimes he would even do the city cane hold us, whatever that song is, yeah, but to be go back,

Who cares?

Have you been jerking off or not?

It's Raymond's turn to share.

Let's fucking keep it moving, dude.

Sometimes you're like, fuck.

But then you're like, I'm impatient.

And that's why I'm probably not in a, probably why I'm not in a relationship.

I'm just impatient, you know, or like those types of things.

You know,

oh, it's Macklemore.

Sorry, McLean.

I love McLamore.

I i love macklemore too i hope he drops a bag or something we miss him bro get with the amish bro oh he'd be perfect that would be perfect that would be sick the macklemore revival in amish country bro if mclemore hit up the amish dude that's a that's an untapped market this hay bell can't hold us

this yellow fever can't hold us do they get diseases out there i don't even know well they don't have doctors right they just have a guy that's like the bishop yeah yeah that's what he says all the time do people drop like flies in Amish country?

People don't die that much.

There's no depression.

There's no ADHD out there.

Bro, they're living.

They're...

How big is the town?

Like, is it a mile?

That's a good point.

Because I imagine it just looks like a Back to the Future 3 set.

It says mercantile.

Yeah, just like, just like six houses and...

dirt, you know?

I think you're right.

Right?

He gave a tour of his house the other day, somebody said when his parents were out, not out of town, but they were like in another district.

Is that it right there?

Oh, that's the Backtown Future City.

Yeah, I think you're right.

I feel like it looks like that, dude.

It has to.

You're setting up an Airbnb over there.

Did you,

once you started to feel better,

did that create a space for you?

Because I know you have, you're having a child.

You have a child yet?

I'm having a child.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

A boy?

We have not disclosed.

But you do know, though.

Oh, we know.

Okay, got it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But yeah, coming soon.

Dropping dropping a baby soon.

Okay.

Yeah.

I'm fucking thrilled, dude.

That's cool.

It was.

Was it hard to get to that place?

Do you think you'd have been able to get there if you didn't get in a sub, like in sobriety or those sort of things, or get into the recovery, like that sort of environment?

Like, did that adjust any of the way that you were

thinking about having a family or relationships or anything?

So

thank God.

that I'm sober and

where I am.

I wish I had more time.

I don't think anybody's ever like, I'm ready.

I wouldn't know, but

I wish I had more time of sobriety because it's only been like a year and change.

But I'm very grateful that it happened now and with the person with Elsie.

Cause,

you know,

in other relationships or when I was, you know, I was, I was a drug addict and,

you know, very mentally deranged, but like that was my goal.

Like, I need, I need to have a a kid, I need to get married.

Like, cause that's how I grew up.

Like, all my aunts and uncles got married at like 21 and they know, and they knew each other since grammar school.

And, like, they had three kids by 26.

Oh, that's fire department statinization.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Blue collar.

Meeting a burn unit and fucking,

yeah.

So, like, couple skin graphs, and then we're having one.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know, yeah, like every music video.

Like, you know.

But

I was so not ready.

I was not.

I didn't even even know, I still don't really know who I am.

I think I'm learning.

But

there's no fucking way that that was possible.

And I almost think that's why it didn't happen because I was like, I need to do this.

I have to do this.

And,

you know, no one wanted to do that with me.

Like, you know, no one, like, you know, but I think I knew that.

And that's why it was like,

and then I just, then I just was, I stopped dating and I was like,

I need to

fucking

get better and I need to like be in a place where I could even have a healthy relationship.

And like, if that comes, great.

It's like, you can't like, can't go into stuff with like, this needs to, I got to, like, that's, first of all, it's a lot of pressure on your partner.

It's a lot of pressure on you.

And you're like kind of setting yourself up for failure.

And it's like,

you know, that was just like my whole upbringing was like, that's how it works.

So I think it was like kind of backwards for me, especially in this business.

That's not how that works.

Yeah.

You know, because people have options, you know, when you're growing up in a small town, it's like, there's these four girls you could pick from.

Yeah.

Like, this is, this is who I went to school with, you know.

So, um,

I'm really grateful it happened now.

And I wasn't looking for a relationship or looking to, you know, obviously I wanted to, but I wasn't looking to have a baby.

And it all just kind of happened at once.

And it's been like awesome.

Yeah.

I'm like like relieved it's her and

just it's yeah i'm fucking excited dude it's awesome and it's also like selfishly like i get to be unselfish like i'm not the focal point of my life anymore where it's like so sick of myself i'm fucking exhausted like i get like when i you were exhausted if you just says people yeah no i get it like now i like i get it like i was like i do

no i'm serious i was just i was just i'd be like yeah i'd fucking i'd be annoyed too like I didn't like how, I didn't think that's how I was.

And I think anybody that knows me knows that's not.

Oh, no, I was totally just joking.

But I think you see people's faces so much.

I just think, like, that's even how I feel, dude.

I'll see a social media.

I'll be like, God, somebody burned me down.

I just like, it's relentless.

What else do we have to, like,

I still think it's too much, like, you know, I'm amazed by people who could,

you know,

who are super famous and do amazing work that just like you only see them when they're working.

Yeah.

And there's not like random articles like these two guys hung out or he went to a Knicks game.

It's like, I'm so envious of people that are able to, you know, separate, you know, that, that sort of life.

But yeah, it's, it's tough, though.

It's tough because

they need shit to write about all day because our minds are so, you know, every two hours you forget and then you want to read something else.

So like, I think it's tough.

It's tougher to be like, that's that, someone's going to be like, oh, it's so hard to be a celebrity.

But, like, it's tougher.

It's life.

It's tougher now.

And, you know,

some reason.

We should just be able to hide.

Remember, the only things we knew were Richard Gere was, you know, starting a pet store in his ass or whatever.

Yeah.

And what else?

And then you see one of his movies and you're like, I don't care.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He's set up shock.

This movie fucks.

And you're, and he's handsome.

Hey, I'll even watch him do a little Dr.

Doolet.

You know, this guy's a bro.

That would have been a great sketch, dude.

If

If he just owned it, I bet he would have been able to beat that if he just did SNL and played Dr.

Doolittle.

But what a crazy story.

That's so, like, that's one of, there's so many stories where I'm just like, how did this ruin someone's life?

Like, there's, there's rumors that, like,

great stories.

Like, Ron Stewart drank so much cum, his stomach needs to be pumped.

Yeah, yeah.

And I was like, dude.

I was like, that's.

But when you're in high school, you're like, oh, yeah, fucking idiot.

And then you're like 30 and you're like, that's not even possible, man.

Where do you even get that?

Yeah, there's no,

there's no amount of cum in the world that you could.

I would think, I don't know.

I think if you had a lot, it looks like, I don't know.

I've only seen somebody have a little.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like, where are you getting all this cum from?

Well, that's another thing.

That's another thing.

I don't know.

But yeah, I remember just.

And now it has microplastics in it, a lot of it.

Yeah.

It's that's the craziest non-GMO cum.

Yeah, dude.

Yeah.

Our cum is even bad in America.

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So, did you think you were able to get over some of that stuff of like,

like, did you go to like certain types of therapy that would help you get through the stuff of like, or what did you learn about, I need them for me to feel all right, right?

Like, do you, do you think any of that actually adjusted?

So, like, it got to a point where, like,

here's the problem of going to therapy for like tabloid shit.

They're like, your therapist is like, yeah, I don't know.

Right.

Like, I don't, you're part of like a very small group of people and then i would what really freaked me out was i like i would call sandler or like stiller or like you know i was like hey when you when you were like young and sandler bang i don't know about it i never i never really got that

man we're dealing with sucks you know and i'm like oh fuck i'm so alone in this dude and um

like when you call the goats and the big big dogs and they're like i don't fuck it so it became a like

it got to the point where i like wouldn't go outside and like I would stay inside and then these articles would keep coming up and like it's always like a source close to people I'm like I don't even have friends anymore.

I'm like, how, who are these people?

And then it got to a point where I was just like, I am not doing anything.

This is running my life.

Whether I am happy or go out or not, this is still going to happen.

I might as well like.

go fucking have fun like who the fuck cares and then what really helped me was i would put someone else's name in the title of the article and see if i cared yeah you know i'd be like you know so and so like hugh jackman so and so so i'm like oh i don't really give a fuck yeah you know but when it's you you're like everybody's reading this everybody when they look at me this is what they think and it's like it's not true no one reads that shit except truth really no one literally no one reads that shit except for like people in our shit and the people that write it and the people that still give a fuck about but like you're like a bus driver like they just like want to see you do the thing they like that you do.

Like they want to see you in a movie or they want like no one's like fucking like no one has time for that.

But we're in this like bubble where it's like we think all this shit is like matters.

Well, I think that's the scary thing about Hollywood.

Scary thing that always kind of scared me about Hollywood in that sort of environment is it feels like they build you up and then they can all, it's this cycle, right?

They can't wait.

Right.

And it feels like it's dirty, but it's just the most opportune cycle.

Every moment of it, there's a possibility for everything, right?

And so it, yeah, I think look at Pedro Pascal right now.

Fucking two years ago, you know, he's a hard-working, great actor.

Eddington was great.

You see it?

Yeah, it's fucking great.

Will Joaquin.

And

that guy, fucking Ari Aston, is just fucking.

He is good, huh?

He's so good.

He just makes it where I'm just like, I would never be able to think like that.

You know?

But everyone was like, he's worked so hard and, you know, has been.

a struggling actor fucking blows up so fucking hard everyone's like daddy daddy yeah daddy daddy right and then a year later he's like in everything now because he's hot and big.

And everyone's like, you go the fuck away, dude.

It's like, yo, give me.

I hope Ice gets Pascal.

It's like, what the fuck, dude?

It's also just like, you got to give someone time to adjust to that new level of fame.

Like, you know, he's been banging at it for 30 years.

And now he's like, he, he's learning how to go get a cup of coffee or like deal with someone that like taps you on the shoulder where you have your earbuds in and freaks you out.

Like, you got to give that guy a fucking second to like adjust.

Like, you know what I mean?

And also, like, what happened?

They're gonna do it with Walton Goggins will be next.

They'll be like, what the fuck?

You know, it's like, we build everybody up, and now it's so fast.

It's like so fast to turn.

And then the turn is crazy.

Bro, it's like within months.

It's within months where you're like, what the fuck happened?

Look at Amish Timothy, huh?

Yeah.

Out here drinking homogenized milk, I've heard.

Yeah.

They'll be bringing him down soon.

Even like the, you you know, like, I know it's different, but like the thing with that Hawk Tua girl was so sad.

Like, I remember just being like, this is sad.

Yeah.

Like, she's not, you know what I mean?

What's going on here?

She's jerking or something.

She was kind of hypothetically BJing a man or something on the interview.

And then they got her into a meme coin or something.

I was like,

she was like this sweet girl that's like, everyone fell in love with her because she's like, you know, kind of normal and like just cares about pets.

And everyone's like, this girl's actually cool, you know.

Then does like one thing that didn't go the way everybody wanted it to.

And like, she doesn't know how to fucking run crypto.

Like, I don't even know what fuck.

I don't even know what crypto is, dude.

Are you kidding me?

If I can't hold it physically, like, I don't fuck with it.

Yeah, dude.

And the fact that people were like, yeah, I'm fuck you.

Like, this girl, this is who you're gonna, everything going on in the world, and fuck this girl.

Are you kidding?

Like, leave her alone.

Yeah, she had a pretty good blowjob recipe, I thought.

Yeah, you know?

Yeah.

And People are just, I laughed.

Yeah.

You know?

I mean, God.

This is the enemy.

It's so crazy.

It's crazy, dude.

But I think it's, I think if you can get on the right side of your own self, right?

Then you can be in control or you can at least have some awareness.

And that's where I think like.

The value is these days, is the relationship you can have with yourself is more important than ever.

And just understanding of what's going on, that this is how it is.

And so let me be in control of myself and not just just at the whims of how do other people feel about me.

Just all these little things of, you know, like all these addictive things.

You know, it's like, if the more you can get control over yourself, the better chance you have, you know.

There's also part of you though that has to go through it to understand a little bit.

Like, you know what I mean?

Like.

I was also super judgy like growing up.

Like, fuck that dude.

Like, this is an example I love to use.

You remember when Christian Bale like yelled at that dude on the Terminator set?

Yeah.

So I was like 12 years old when that audio came out.

You want me to trash your fucking lights?

You know, it's distracting.

Right.

And I remember hearing that and

being, I was 12.

I was like, what an asshole.

Fuck Christian Bale.

You're a Batman, dude.

You're yelling at like a lighting dude.

10 years later, I made one movie.

I was like, what the fuck did that lighting guy do?

Yeah.

To make Christian Bale so mad that he even knew who he was.

Like,

and then you

and then i did some digging and it's like the guy was in the shot yep he was on his phone oh and christian bale's trying to cry to a terminator oh he's trying he's a 35 year old man trying to cry to a robot right in a bad movie these days is easy but this is 20 years in a bad movie like

he's trying to cry halfway through a bad movie and there's a lighting guy fucking around in his shot the lighting guy's over there yeah doing these things

yeah so it's like he was right but But like the world don't know that because not the world has not made a movie or like dealt with any of that stuff.

There's no way to win, right?

There's no way to win the thing where everybody likes you.

It's all just a trap, you know?

Yeah.

And they could smell it on you.

And we don't know what people are going through.

You don't know what Prison Bale is going through.

Yeah.

He's so good.

He's unbelievable.

It's also just like, I remember, you know, before, it sounds shady to say, but before you're at a certain level or in this thing, like, I remember I used to be like, wow, that guy's a fucking dick.

Like, you see, like, a video of someone being like, Hey, can I take a picture?

And they're like, Hey, man, I'm like eating, or like, whatever.

It's like, maybe that guy's like fighting with someone, or like, maybe he's having a bad day, maybe his grandpa is sick, or maybe he's just fucking hungover, or

there's so many re like, think about how you feel every day, you know.

So, we're just so quick to be like, Oh, that guy's a fucking asshole.

Maybe he's tired, dude.

Maybe he's tired, yeah.

Maybe he's has a, maybe he has a back, maybe it's one of those things that are supposed to be working out your abs on.

Yeah.

Maybe he's in the fucking zone, dude.

Yeah, maybe he's locked in.

He's locked in, dude.

Oh, so the tour, let me find out the dates you're going on, too.

I don't want to keep you too long, man.

It's been a fun conversation, dude.

Oh, dude, I love it.

And I'm just glad to think about some of this stuff.

Yeah, definitely.

Right when you walked in, man, I could see a whole different light in your eyes just overall.

No, thanks.

Just like a warm energy that feels hopeful.

And it's not judgmental.

I see it in a lot of sober guys, you know, you see guys that just like they're feeling good, you know?

No, I appreciate that.

And you've always been

so kind to me and awesome like throughout.

I've, I've, I don't know if you remember, but I've, I remember used to live in LA.

We used to, I used to run into you all the time at the improv and I, as I was a kid and getting older, and you were always so, so kind and cool.

And oh, thanks.

Yeah, and especially at times where

certain people weren't, or like the, the popular thing was to be like, fuck that dude.

And you were just always awesome.

I always appreciated that.

So, well, thanks, Pete.

That's nice of you.

I know my friend Simon Rex thinks so highly of you.

Who, Crispy?

Crispy, baby.

Crispy, baby.

How about that dude?

He's so great, huh?

The turnaround.

He helped me so much.

One night he saw me do a set at the Last Actor and he tweeted about it.

And it was like the first person that was like,

I love Simon Sense of what's cool, right?

He just, because he's his own thing.

Unapologetic.

Yes.

And he was like, this guy's act is cool.

Something that just made me feel like, whoa.

And that was like, that's still one of the highlights of my whole life.

And then, um,

yeah, I knew you guys have spent some time together over the years.

Oh, he's the best, dude.

We like lived together for a while.

He's, he's the fucking man.

Also, just like, love, we all love a turnaround, man.

Like, oh, yeah, dude.

Dude, his glow-up, like crazy, crazy.

Red Rocket, that movie was bonkers.

That's the first movie premiere I ever went to was to see his red, to see, well, I guess you actually see his Red Rocket.

Yeah, you kind of do.

There's a wiener.

I hope it's an actor wiener or whatever.

An actor wiener is hilarious.

But

I don't care if it's a damn

wiener that we're paying for.

Oh, yeah, that was fun, dude, watching him.

Yeah, and also just like, you know, when he got, I remember I cried when he got that Indy award.

Yeah.

Like,

you know, you see actors that are at the top of their game or, you know, very wealthy or, you know.

And I'm not saying Simon's not.

I'm just saying like you see people who are kind of used to that sort of reception.

And it was like the most honest.

If you guys are at home, watch Simon Rex win an Indie Spirit Award.

It is pulled it up.

You get so emotional, dude.

Like, it means so much to him.

And, like, you know, he's awesome and stuff, but like, you know, he was kind of in a certain category.

He would self-admittedly say, like, people, not that people didn't take him seriously, just like, you're a silly goose sort of guy.

And he is a silly goose.

And he is, but he found his own.

He felt like even a silly goose fucking can is full of golden eggs, you know.

Simon,

Simon Baker.

Simon Director, direct, oh, no, Sean Baker, Sean Baker, geez, I should

probably know that name, maybe, I should put me in your movie.

No, he's a really nice guy, but Sean Baker saw, like, just saw the magic in him, yeah, you know what I mean.

Well, the Florida Project was way too fucking long, too.

I'll say that, Sean Baker, and I'll say that shit with my chest.

We played a little bit of sweets and books,

Simon gets it.

Okay,

what the fuck?

Thank you, Film Independent, for recognizing my fake penis.

Right away.

Silly goose.

Where do I begin?

Sean Baker.

Sean Baker, you took a shot on me when I could not get a call back for a Geico commercial.

I couldn't get arrested and this man believed in me and took a shot and I'm so glad I delivered for you, Sean.

Truly, you're a genius.

Writer, director, editor, casting, he did it all and he decided to give me a shot and I didn't want to let him down and here I am.

I honestly, my career was in the toilet.

I gave up.

I moved out to Joshua Tree and said, maybe it's all over.

And all of a sudden, I get a phone call out of the blue from Sean and he just gave me a shot.

And

he called me and said, look, do you trust me?

And I seen this film, so I did trust him.

And he said, you're not going to make any money.

I'm not going to make any money.

We're going to go make a movie real quick.

And we made something special

on a very low budget with a 10-person crew.

I want to thank everybody from the crew of the film, everyone in the cast, Susanna Son, my co-star.

Thank you so much.

I want to thank Brie Elrod, my other co-star in The Love Triangle.

Every local actor from Texas who was a first-time actor.

So cool.

They blew me away.

This was like one of those magical things that happens once in a lifetime.

And I don't even, I'm still in shock.

We shot this during COVID.

Even finishing this movie was ambitious and

I'm reeling from the whole experience.

So also,

you know, thank you to Film Independent, everybody.

Thank you, 824.

Thank you, Film Nation.

Thank you, La Pact.

Thank you, Focus.

That's universal.

His ending is crazy.

At the end, he just goes, I don't give a fuck anyway.

And all I want to do, I don't care about fame or money.

I got caught in that trap a long time ago.

I've been in this business 25 years.

And it's not about anything except doing good work.

I just want to continue to surprise people and do good work.

And that's really what this is all about.

This movie is going to be a lot of fun.

I love that.

I love that fucking movie.

I got caught up in that shit a long time.

I'm just happy to be.

He's a special guy.

He's a good guy, dude.

He is.

He's crispy, dude.

Oh, that's so crispy, baby.

I've met so many great people through

him.

Dude, super tapped in.

And if people know him, it's like, oh, okay.

Oh, yeah.

He's like kind of like that trustworthy, like, he's like the elbow.

It's like, okay.

Yep.

Then I'll, then I'll let these two parts of it connect.

Absolutely.

And he's like a, you know, he dates back fucking.

He'll be like, yeah, I was hanging with.

You're like, how the fuck do you know?

He dated Betsy Ross's fucking daughter.

That's crazy, dude.

Yeah, it feels like crazy.

Yeah, he's like, I was hanging out with someone.

I'm like, how are you?

Because

he's like 50, but he looks 37.

Yeah.

But also 80 at the same time.

Like,

he's like, I call him desert hot.

Where he's just like, you're like, what are you, dude?

But yeah, he, his fucking he's a, he's unbelievable, dude.

A lot of his, yeah, some of his ex-girlfriends have even passed away, dude.

Some in this hotel

in his room.

So, Brittany Murphy.

But what else?

A couple things you're excited about about having a child, and then

we'll get you out of here.

You know, it sounds super corny, but just like super stoked to

give

this kid

a happy childhood and be reliable and just like not

you just don't want your kid I mean fuck do I know I'm not a dad but I'm gonna be but like I assume I just want my kid to not have the same troubles I had and fears and insecurities and just like just be there just like be there and be like a solid like rock you know and also I'm excited to see my girl be a mom that's that's gonna be cool oh that is cool you know and it'll probably be so hot too oh yeah I'm just like whoa put a fucking apron on or whatever yeah she's She's going to get to do cool mom shit, you know, and you know, scream.

Bus is here.

I'm like, oh, fuck.

Yeah.

It's so hot.

No, but all king aside, like, I'm just under one of those yes, we can tattoos.

Yeah.

I'm just excited.

You know, Halloween.

We all dress up.

Oh, that's fun.

Because now Halloween will be cool and not like sad, you know, that we're all being whores and we're 30.

You know, it's like, yeah, you're out there slurping some chick's crotch for a snicker or whatever.

Yeah.

Totally.

Type shit, man.

Hell yeah, dude.

And then after you're done slurping, she's like, I don't even have Snickers.

You're like, oh, Halloween.

Oh, dude.

Boo!

How does Amy feel?

Does she, what's she wearing?

My mom would have this kid with me if she could.

My mom has been fucking starved for a grand child.

She's already, she's talking to my girl's belly being like, I'm Mamie.

I'm Mamie.

She's like, that's grandma, Amy.

I'm Mamie.

I'm like, you got to back off.

That sounds a little cultural appropriation as well.

You got a little bit.

You got to back off a little bit.

She's overly excited.

It's also, it's sweet because

I feel guilty about my mom giving up dating and just having a life in general to raise me and my sister alone.

And I didn't realize it till I got older, like, oh, shit, like, she was kind of the goat.

Like, she, she really cared.

And I feel like since me and my sister moved out and we're getting older, like, she's, she's kind of,

I don't want to talk in any sort of way about, but I feel like she's kind of bored and a little lonely.

Because I've been like, you should date.

And she's like, nah, your dad was my guy.

And I'm like, they don't make you, you anymore, this woman.

You know what I mean?

And I just, I'm very excited for her to have not purpose, but just like to be excited about something and like

baby something, you know, and

raise something.

So I'm really excited to see her her in that in that grandma role.

It's gonna be cool, dude.

I'm excited for Amy.

Yeah, I'm stoked.

So, it's gonna be fun.

Yeah, and it just grows the family.

It's cool.

You guys deserve it.

Thanks, man.

Yeah, I'm excited.

I'm also like,

we're,

I don't know if you have a huge family, but my I have six aunts and uncles, and they all have three, four kids.

So, there's like 40 cousins, and I was like, I was first in the paint to have a kid.

So, really?

Yeah, so I'm so this baby's gonna get all the love because it's first.

Yeah, I mean, oh, yeah, Hell yeah.

Yeah.

So I'm stoked.

That's going to be awesome, man.

I was just thinking real fast about

Silverlining Playbook.

No, it is so.

That's a good movie, man.

It's so good.

It's cool to think about it.

God, I saw that the other, I saw it like a couple weeks ago.

Remember Chris Tucker was in it, Rant?

You're like, oh, shit.

Yeah.

It's Chris Tucker.

Dude, that movie is so good.

Oh, no.

The movie Frequency.

Have you ever seen it?

Jim Caviezel, Dennis Quaid.

Yeah.

Dude, I got to do that.

It's one of my favorite movies.

It makes me think of you whenever I see it.

Bro, yo, I've been waiting to talk frequency with someone my entire life.

So I love that movie so much for obvious reasons.

But here's what's really funny.

2002, that came out of what, 98 or 2000?

Right.

Good movie.

So it's 2002, and my grandma for Christmas got me the frequency VHS or DVD.

And she was like, you're going to love this movie.

And I watched it and I was just like, why would you give it to me?

Like, if it was not a movie at like

eight years old, six months after my dad died that I was like prepared to see, but it's literally the Pete Davidson fantasy.

Yeah.

So, guys, you gotta, Jim Caviesel is,

is fucking in the present.

He's 30 years old, and his dad's dead.

And he was a fireman, and his dad died like 20, 30 years ago, or whatever.

And he gets this old CB radio, and there's this weird thing going on in the sky.

And he just like plugs it in one night because he's sad.

And then his dad is on the other side 20 years ago talking.

They talk to each other.

They solve a crime.

And they fucking, and he comes back at the end.

And he changes the life trajectory.

And I'm just like, oh, my God.

Yeah, I hope it happens.

I really do.

Dude,

there's a legit part of me that's like, sometimes I'll be on eBay and I'll be like, CB radio.

Working, working, not project, working.

I don't want a project, but yeah,

it's my fantasy right there.

Yeah, that'd be dope.

Or at least let me remake it, you know.

I've been seeing like they're making like the show about 9-11, and I'm like, call me up, dude.

I should be grandfathered into those projects.

I should get a piece of those.

The power of, what's the power of filmmaking and stuff?

Man, this movie filled in little spots for, I think, anybody who is, who's, who had a father or didn't have a father, just, it fills in little pieces, right?

And I think that's what art does for people, man.

I think you're going to be able to do a lot of that for people in the future if you want, man.

It's also so exact.

That's so good.

Do you have a movie like that where you're like, this is about me?

This is my dream.

I kind of think like Family Man, sometimes that's the movie I love the most.

Yeah.

With Nicholas Cage, that holiday movie, the Christmas movie.

And I don't even know why, but that's like the, and then a league of their own about lesbianism or whatever in the 40s or whatever.

I love Zero Dark 30.

I haven't seen Zero Dark 30.

Oh, dude, I like jerk off to it.

It's about SEAL Team Six taking out Osama bin Laden.

It's fucking awesome, dude.

We'll show them, you know?

But this one thing that I did, I saw Dennis Quay one time and I said, man, frequency is, I think, one of my favorite movies ever.

And he goes, he goes, it's one of my favorite movies.

Dude, see, I told him at the Montreal Comedy Festival.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's like cool and like out and about.

So cool.

And I ran to him and I was like, hey, like, I had like tears in my eyes.

I was like, you, like, you changed my life like that.

He was like, hey, man, I love that movie too.

Like, think of it.

I was like, yes.

Yeah.

Pretty cool.

Yeah, he's awesome.

We went to the same dentist for a while.

Oh, really?

Yeah, we were just in that same, you know, that when you lived in LA, you know, that like if you pass Fairfax, it's just that giant, like, yeah, right, that office building.

Yeah.

And he just would always be in there at the same time.

Oh, dude, look, you look, you look hot, dude.

Definitely was having a tough time.

He actually got in a fight in the parking lot on the way out.

That I believe.

Someone said frequency sucks.

And he was like, I saved Pete Davis's life.

I don't know.

It was some sort of a dispute in the parking lot, but it was a true story.

And God bless him.

And Randy Quade.

We almost had him.

Me and Spade wrote a movie, and we almost had Randy Quaid in it, but he couldn't get back into the country.

Yeah, what's going on?

He's on like the run from the authorities.

It's a lot of things.

We're looking to have him on, so maybe he'll come and talk to us about it.

Yeah, dude.

He's a legend, dude.

Oh, yeah, dude.

He was the Quaid at one point.

Yeah.

He was the main Quaid.

And now Jack is.

And now Jack Quaid.

Jack of all Quaids, dude.

Dude,

doesn't get better than that.

You just slam dunked all over the fucking place.

The Jack of all Quad.

I'll accept that.

That's unbelievable.

I'm jealous.

The tour dates, let's say in one more time, Pete, and then we'll get you out of here, man.

Thanks so much, dude.

Dude, thank you.

This is a pleasure for me.

And we got Singapore on the 26th of September, Perth on 28th, Melbourne on the 29th, Sydney on the 1st.

So I guess there's a little break there.

Then the third, I'm at the

Riyadh Saudi Arabia Festival.

October 5th, I'm in Berlin at the Tempodrome.

Tempodrome?

That's Germany.

Then you got October 6th in Amsterdam.

Amsterdam.

October 8th in London.

London, the palladium.

Very excited to do that.

And then Dublin on the 9th and Belfast on the 10th.

Hooray.

Nothing better than Ireland, brother.

I'm excited.

That's the best, dude.

I'm excited.

Belfast, they made the Titanic there.

They did?

Yeah, they made it.

And it's crazy.

They screwed up, dude.

They did.

But they still have a museum about it.

It's like, you kind of fucked up.

Yeah.

If I was, yeah, if I was that country, I would, I would ignore it.

Yeah, me too, dude.

Yeah.

It would be like one of those things.

Like, yeah, yeah, we did.

Anyway, here's Guinness.

We did also make Guinness.

And yeah,

that's good enough.

Pete Davidson, congrats, dude.

Thank you very much.

You're going to be a dad.

You're going to be out there inspiring some young child's future.

And give a hug to Amy Forrest, man.

And we love you.

Congratulations on an exciting career.

And thanks for just sharing some stuff with us today.

Thanks.

Love you too, man.

Appreciate it.

And please, if you see the Amish kid alone, again, tell me something up.

I will.

You know what?

I'll get a note from him for you.

Oh, please.

Now I'm just folding on the breeze, and I feel I'm falling like these leaves.

I must be

cornerstone.

Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind.

I found I can feel it

in my bones.

But it's gonna take

a little bit.