How to be Sexually Confident with Mae Martin (Best Of)

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Speaker 2 Okay, everybody. Thanks for coming back to We Can Do Hard Things.
We're going to jump right in because we're very excited about the person who is with us today.

Speaker 2 Mae Martin is an award-winning comedian, actor, writer, and producer who can be seen starring in Feel Good, which she freaking loved, which they also created and co-wrote.

Speaker 2 Mae is currently in development with programmed for Netflix and stars in season two of The Flight Attendant, So Cool, on HBO Max.

Speaker 2 Mae Martin's Guide to series about sexuality and addiction are available to listen to on BBC Sounds. May is also the author of Can Everyone Please Calm Down? A guide to 21st Century Sexuality,

Speaker 2 which our family

Speaker 2 has been going through like a hilarious family class for the last month.

Speaker 2 Welcome, May. Thanks for coming on We Can Do Hard Things.

Speaker 4 Thanks for having me. It's so nice to meet you all.

Speaker 2 This is my wife, Abby. This is my sister, Amanda.
And you all know this is me. So we have so much to ask you about, but we want to start with sexuality because that's just an easy subject.

Speaker 2 We can just get out of the way real quick.

Speaker 4 And yeah, just a light, you know, easy breezy.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And also just because we enjoyed your book so much.

Speaker 2 Let's start by talking about why we should talk about sexuality because I loved your point, which is Really, sexuality is for everybody, not just queer people.

Speaker 2 And the poor straight people never get to talk about their sexuality because it is always seen as something that is just for queer people.

Speaker 2 But you say in the book, which I love, that gender preferences are kind of the least important part of sexuality. There's a lot of other parts.

Speaker 4 Yeah, that's that's been my experience. And definitely, even, yeah,

Speaker 4 regardless of how you identify, you're rarely attracted to an entire gender, right? It's to do with pheromones or the way people laugh. I have like very specific criteria.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I think people often forget that, yeah, it's not just queer people that have a sexuality.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 5 So somebody is the token, the token hetero on this pod, I will say, I will affirm that, that it didn't occur to me. We even did one on sexuality.

Speaker 5 And I was like, oh, okay, I'll just listen to that one.

Speaker 4 I don't know.

Speaker 3 Yes.

Speaker 4 I know. Yeah, that's insane, right? Yeah.
I think it's because queer people are asked to communicate about it a lot more and to sort of defend it and explain it a lot more.

Speaker 4 So it feels like a much bigger part of our identity when really it should be just one small part, you know, or it should be the same size as your part.

Speaker 3 That's right. Right.

Speaker 2 So this is what we're talking about. Okay.
These are some examples of May's sexuality.

Speaker 4 Okay. As of a few years ago.
Oh my God.

Speaker 3 Right. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 May really loves winkers.

Speaker 3 Okay. Yes.

Speaker 4 W-I-N-K-E-R-S.

Speaker 2 May loves people who wink at them incessantly or something.

Speaker 3 Also dying.

Speaker 2 Probably strategically, probably

Speaker 5 not incessantly.

Speaker 4 Incessantly, I'd call an ambulance for them. But yeah,

Speaker 4 I love it. I think it's the confidence.
When someone, I know it's kind of old school, but a wink is, maybe I just like attention. And so it's very direct attention of someone going,

Speaker 4 I'm giving you attention. And I, and I love, yeah, I love a wink.

Speaker 4 I can't do it. Maybe that's part of it, too.
No. I'm a terrible winker, but like a subtle, quick wink.
Uh-huh.

Speaker 3 Whoa. It's like a bullet.
If the wink happened, yeah.

Speaker 2 If the wink happened with like two guns, like finger wings, or like pointers,

Speaker 5 no, that really. That's a bro wink.

Speaker 3 It's a bro wink. That's a bro wink.

Speaker 4 Yeah, that's like Ace Ventura. I don't think I can get on board of that.

Speaker 2 And you also said that

Speaker 2 your sexuality is people who order you drinks without asking you what you want. And then also people who drive while you're the passenger.

Speaker 2 So I'm noticing some kind of like you want someone else to be the boss of the situation or am I over generalizing here?

Speaker 4 Yeah, I think that it's evolved slightly, the drink thing, because once I put that in print, now when I'm out, people send me drinks and I'm scared of what's in them.

Speaker 4 I'm like, this is not safe. I don't know.
I shouldn't have said this, but I guess it's all confidence for me. And I, yeah, being in the passenger seat when someone's driving is hot to me.

Speaker 4 It's, yeah, a car is a powerful vehicle. And being like, I guess I'm going where you're, taking me.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Interesting. What about you two? Because I gave them homework that they were going to have to figure out what their sexuality was.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Oh, great.
So

Speaker 5 I think, I think I might have the same sexuality as May.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 2 Really?

Speaker 5 Which is fascinating because my things are bodily ideas

Speaker 5 in a group, like with confidence, with some gesture that suggests that you know exactly what's going to happen.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 5 So, so things like just staring at you right in the eye, just a little too long.

Speaker 3 Eye contact.

Speaker 4 Eye contact.

Speaker 3 That is electric. Yeah.
Yes.

Speaker 5 And the like things that might be like, oh, God, other people are seeing, oh, oh, this is happening. You are, you are foreshadowing something right now.

Speaker 5 Or like this happened to a friend of mine recently. She was at a party and she was in a group talking to other people in the group.
And this gentleman came over, took her hand.

Speaker 5 put her drink down on the table and just took her to the dance floor.

Speaker 5 And I was that is my sexuality.

Speaker 3 Like that, thank you.

Speaker 5 And bodily awareness of not only themselves, but you. So like if someone's walking past, like putting their hand on your back and like hate that.
Kind of being aware.

Speaker 5 Like,

Speaker 5 I mean, I don't know. It's something about being

Speaker 3 aware of yourself.

Speaker 2 Present and aware.

Speaker 4 But what's weird is like all of these things become awful if the wrong person does that.

Speaker 4 Like that is so repulsive if some random creep is doing that. But yeah, if it's someone that there's a vibe, I had a few.

Speaker 3 Um,

Speaker 1 someone who can bring a joke full circle and land it like inside a conversation where we've been talking for 10 minutes, and then the one person who can just bring it home and tie up.

Speaker 1 That's a thing that Glennon does. And then I'll say this one: um, someone who is up for an adventure.

Speaker 2 Like, if I were to say, Oh, I'm sorry, hey, let's go do this X, and they're they're like, yes.

Speaker 1 And also, we should also do Y.

Speaker 3 And I'm like, yes.

Speaker 1 Somebody who wants to bring their yes game and also add to it. Huh.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Yeah. I'm with you.

Speaker 3 That's cool.

Speaker 2 I had a hard time with this one.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Tony. Really hard time.
Cause you know, I've just gotten a sexuality in the last few years.

Speaker 1 I would beg to differ.

Speaker 3 Yeah. You just.

Speaker 2 So I think it's slightly true. Like, I think I shut it down for so long.

Speaker 3 You said it's a trick because I was scared of what was there.

Speaker 2 But I will tell you that one of the things I have noticed throughout my entire life is that when anyone approached me that was non-binary looking,

Speaker 2 what I assume

Speaker 2 is my sexuality. All I can tell you is that if my heart was a soldier, it was like suddenly at attention.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Is that

Speaker 3 sexuality?

Speaker 4 You know, there's certain people who when they're around, it's like a director has said action and suddenly you're in the room and you're, it's those people and they, and you're trying to be the best version of yourself.

Speaker 4 And I love that feeling. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 2 So May,

Speaker 2 I just need to talk about your parents for a minute and how they talk to you about sex because we actually have a lot of parents that listen to this pod.

Speaker 2 And I think that your parents did such a freaking amazing job of the talk, right? Which really should be an ongoing conversation forever with a family. But

Speaker 2 first of all, didn't your mom sit you down with hand-drawn diagrams of sex?

Speaker 4 Yeah, if for when I have kids, I don't know that I would do it exactly the way they did it, but yeah, I was really young.

Speaker 4 And I think I had a lot of questions already probably because my parents had shown me the movie Rocky Horror Picture Show when I was very young because it was like a family favorite.

Speaker 4 And then, yeah, my mom sat me down.

Speaker 4 I think I was about five or six and she had diagrams and she's just in that conversation said this is how a man and a woman have sex and a man and a man and a woman and a woman and like it she really covered every base and she told me a lot in that conversation she told me there's no santa claus in the same conversation

Speaker 4 that was a lot to take in and she just sort of demystified all of life in one sitting but she was very sex positive always and described it as extremely pleasurable and tried to explain orgasms and stuff.

Speaker 4 I mean, it was maybe too much, but I mean, I couldn't really understand it at that age, but I just knew it wasn't scary. And I also,

Speaker 4 they never assumed that I was straight, me or my brother, who, who is ostensibly straight, I guess. They always said, do you have a girlfriend or a boyfriend or a, you know what I mean? It was just.

Speaker 4 Because it is crazy that we just assume. It is.
You know?

Speaker 2 Even the pictures, even the saying, this is sex between a woman and a woman. That is so brilliant.

Speaker 2 Also, if you need a cheat sheet, you could explain orgasms the way that May's mother did, which is this.

Speaker 2 When two, okay, just I want you to imagine some mother saying this to six-year-old May, okay?

Speaker 2 When two people love each other and they're naked and having sex, they feel very happy, and then they feel increasingly happy.

Speaker 2 And finally, they reach a moment of extreme happiness, and an explosion of rainbows cascades across the sky.

Speaker 4 So poetic and so misleading.

Speaker 3 I mean, like, yeah,

Speaker 4 I was really, really disappointed when it finally happened. No rainbows.

Speaker 2 The only person for whom the first orgasm was really fucking let down. It was a letdown.

Speaker 4 Yeah. I was like, have I done it wrong?

Speaker 2 Can we talk about the fact that you never had to come out? Because this is something we talk about all the time,

Speaker 2 which is, I don't know if people who don't have to come out even know why it's so infuriating to have to come out

Speaker 2 because it's sexualizing yourself in front of people over and over again,

Speaker 2 which straight people never have to do.

Speaker 2 Straight people don't have to sit down with their parents and say, hello, I'd like to announce the fact that I'm a sexual being and have sexual feelings towards people.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it's insane. Yeah.
I mean, it's, there's no other preference where you have to declare it and then stick with you. Like when you're, a teenager, if you were like, what kind of music do you like?

Speaker 4 And then you have to say it and never change it.

Speaker 4 And yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 4 I'm just, I'm lucky, I think. We had other issues, me and my parents for sure, but just in this area, they really,

Speaker 4 they really did a great job at giving me this armor against the rest of the world, kind of.

Speaker 4 And, you know, then I encountered all of that weirdness when I was not at home and was like, oh, why is this the thing? But I remember renting the movie Gia.

Speaker 3 Oh, I love that.

Speaker 4 Yeah, with Angelina Jolie. And there's a sex scene in it.
And,

Speaker 4 but But I just was, I just didn't know to be ashamed. And I didn't even really know what it meant.
But I was like, God, guys, I just love this movie so much.

Speaker 4 And I just kept talking about it to my parents and being like, isn't this a beautiful scene? And they were like, yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 And I think that was all. And then I always brought home boys and girls.
And yeah, I mean,

Speaker 4 I think I had a pretty voracious sexual appetite. So I don't know if that was a byproduct of what how they raised me, but probably Gia.

Speaker 3 Probably

Speaker 3 Gia.

Speaker 2 I actually really remember being very attached to that movie.

Speaker 4 Have you seen that?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I have seen it.

Speaker 1 It makes sense.

Speaker 2 It's all coming together now. Yeah.

Speaker 2 We talked about this one time when you were explaining to a friend, I think you were saying at the time that you were going to date a boy, you were dating a boy.

Speaker 2 And your friend got upset in like a very confused way because your friend was used to seeing you date women.

Speaker 2 And so he looked at you strangely and said, I can't imagine you having sex with a dude. And you said, which made us so happy, please refrain from imagining me having sex with anyone.
Yes.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 2 That's so weird for queer people that it's every conversation is the other person imagining you having sex with someone.

Speaker 4 Yeah. And also besides that, it's like, really? You can't imagine it.
Like, I can imagine anything I want.

Speaker 3 That's right. At any time.
That's right.

Speaker 4 That's right.

Speaker 4 That's sad for your imagination.

Speaker 3 That's right.

Speaker 1 Early on in my coming out story, I felt like, because it was, you know, 20, 20 years ago, I felt like I was the one that was teaching everybody about gayness.

Speaker 1 And so all of the questions would come and I felt like it was my unfortunate duty to have to educate.

Speaker 1 And, you know, quite frankly, a lot of my straight dude friends were asking me a lot of important questions for their sexual lives.

Speaker 3 That's not good.

Speaker 1 And I hated it, but I also felt like it was a service that I had to do for some reason.

Speaker 3 It was brutal. Yeah.

Speaker 4 That's how I feel a little bit about gender right now. And that's also like such an evolving journey for me and a recent shift.
And

Speaker 4 I get so many questions about it. And on the one hand, you're like,

Speaker 4 it's frustrating, but also, I try so hard to be, it's a new thing for everyone, sort of.

Speaker 4 I mean, not in human history, but in recent recent years so i'm trying to be super patient and with my parents and stuff you know i think it's important that people feel safe to ask questions but then i don't know they got to be polite questions too they really do and also if it's something you can google maybe do that as well yeah what is the conversation with your parents right now and what is the journey you're on with gender

Speaker 4 well I So I'm 35 and looking back, I'm like, oh, I'm for sure trans. Like I, but then, and for 10 years, I thought every day about, about top surgery.

Speaker 4 And I just never thought I'd be brave enough to do it. I thought it was such a huge deal and such a massive thing.
And then I just did it at Christmas. And it's been incredible.

Speaker 4 And I'm, it's, I didn't think that this type of joy or like.

Speaker 4 feeling comfortable in my body. I didn't think it was accessible to me.
I thought everyone else felt the way I felt all the time.

Speaker 4 And now I'm like, oh my God, I, what a waste of time that I spent all that time worrying. So I feel great.
And I think my parents can see how good I feel. And that's good.

Speaker 4 Yeah. And they've been, they've been good.
Pronouns are hard for people.

Speaker 4 I mean, it's hard if you aren't in a community where you're hearing them used a lot. And it becomes second nature pretty fast, I think.

Speaker 4 But for them, you know, they live a pretty quiet and siller. life and they can't really wrap their head around that yet but they're trying

Speaker 4 and they said an interesting interesting thing: the last time they visited me, and I was like swimming in front of them. And I think they could just see how happy I am.
And

Speaker 4 they said, we can't really understand the pronoun thing, but we want you to know that we see you as you are. Like we can see that

Speaker 4 you're not a girl and you don't feel like a girl. And so we do know and see you and all your nuances and everything, but it's just linguistically we can't get it.

Speaker 4 So I was like, oh, that's a step, but also maybe give it a go sometimes. You know, throw a they in for good measure.

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Speaker 1 I think that one of the things that has really helped me, not only the fact that I'm very non-binary in so much of my life, I just, I feel like I'm attached to the pronoun she, her.

Speaker 1 And so one of our children, they have a non-binary friend that, that uses the pronouns they, them.

Speaker 1 And it, it blew my mind when I started to think of it as just a third way, rather than just having two options. There is a middle option.
And that helped me orient how to communicate.

Speaker 1 And by the way, like I still make mistakes.

Speaker 3 They all do.

Speaker 1 And totally. Just moving beyond those mistakes as quickly and as

Speaker 1 least dramatically as possible has been really kind of shifting for me.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it's tricky because it's like you talk about paradigm shifts on this podcast. It is a big and challenging thing, but it's such an important thing that's happening.

Speaker 4 It might take 100 years for us to undo how rigid we've become in this spinary, but we're definitely headed in that direction. And it's super important and interesting.

Speaker 4 And I think if we can get interested in it in a historical and scientific and cultural anthropological way if if you do any sort of research into it it's it's just very compelling and you you you start to see these rigid walls that have been built around us and and how limiting they can be and i mean even like right now the world health organization defines gender as as a cultural thing you know it really rocks people's world though

Speaker 4 but even sex is not that binary you know when you come down to it it's good and exciting, but I don't know. It really, it really, people have a panic reaction for sure.

Speaker 2 So the World Health Organization says that gender is cultural. Here's a question.

Speaker 2 So I, every poor person who listens to this podcast, who has to listen to me talk about gender incessantly because I'm always trying to figure it out. But I can't understand.

Speaker 2 Gender doesn't feel like anything that's inside me. It feels like things that I have put on the outside of me because that's how I've been told to present in the world.

Speaker 2 But I can't find it inside of me. So, like, when our son is explaining how his friend is identifying, and he says, Look, just look at them.
Like, there's, you know, a soul. All souls have to be thems.

Speaker 2 Like, when you start thinking about human beings as not gendered, because gender is not real,

Speaker 2 you just will start thinking them, them, them, because it makes more sense, actually.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Which I think is so beautiful and probably right.

Speaker 2 But then I have, I get to that place where I'm like, gender is not real.

Speaker 3 It's not fucking, yeah.

Speaker 2 And then I have a dear friend who's trans and is like, oh, no, thank you.

Speaker 3 That's not correct.

Speaker 2 I

Speaker 2 am a man.

Speaker 4 Interesting.

Speaker 2 And I'm like, wait, what is it?

Speaker 4 Yeah, that's super interesting. It's a minefield.
I mean, I'm more, I feel similarly to you, I think, where I'm

Speaker 4 my personal experience is when I've sort of free myself from those things, I'm like, I don't identify with any of it really.

Speaker 4 But then, I don't know,

Speaker 4 I guess in the performance of it, like I, I do identify,

Speaker 4 like, I feel more comfortable being masculine presenting. And I kind of enjoy embodying those tropes sometimes, like playfully.
And the people that I

Speaker 4 idolize and stuff and growing up wanted to be like are all, you know, River Phoenix and people like that. So

Speaker 4 I don't know, if we can just take the heaviness out of it and be like,

Speaker 4 it's a form of self-expression. There's creativity to it.
We can do whatever we want. And so, yeah, sure, if you feel like a man and you identify with that, then great.
Have fun.

Speaker 4 And then people should respect it and treat you that way. But yeah, I think it's scary for people to think that there is an element of creativity.

Speaker 4 Like it's scary to give yourself that power, you know?

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's good.

Speaker 2 It's scary to consider that there's an element of creativity in it.

Speaker 2 And it's just so amazing that you can get to like, oh, now I've got it. Now I've got it.
Gender is not even a thing. It's not even real.
Yes, that is evolved. And then somebody's like,

Speaker 3 That's totally wrong. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Oh, man. I mean, I wrote that book about sexuality and gender.
And then I did a book tour and I was going into high schools. And by the time the book came out, it was outdated.

Speaker 4 I was using the wrong terms, and people were teaching me. So, it's, you know, we just have to be all curious and interested and patient.

Speaker 2 And, yeah, constantly curious, strong opinions.

Speaker 5 That is interesting. It's just anytime that you kind of

Speaker 5 affix some kind of immutable to it is when you get in trouble. If you're like, yes, it absolutely is horseshit.
I know that with certainty.

Speaker 5 It's like maybe you're in trouble because if it is part of your creative expression, then someone might be certain about themselves in this moment. Yeah.

Speaker 5 And maybe in the next moment, they have a different certainty about themselves. So maybe you get in trouble when you ascribe any kind of meaning or certainty for others.
Sure.

Speaker 5 Whereas if we just were more concerned about interrogating our own

Speaker 5 creativity and identity

Speaker 5 and only being concerned with that. Yes.
Then maybe that's where it would be rich.

Speaker 4 Yeah. There's a really interesting book called Can the Monster Speak? A speech given to a college of psychoanalysts by a trans man called Paul Presciato.
And that sort of rocked my world.

Speaker 4 It was really interesting.

Speaker 4 But he talks about how we're, I think, part of the reason people are so reactive is that we're still attached to this kind of Freudian way of thinking where our gender is a huge part of our identity and our psyche.

Speaker 4 And this sort of 200 year old white guys being like, but, you know, men want to fuck their mothers. And like, it's, and then like, that's a huge part of our identity.
And we have to undo that.

Speaker 4 And then it's a much less big deal if you want to be in some gray area or you want to be a bit more fluid. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Because it doesn't have to be such a huge part of your personality and your cultural roles and things like that.

Speaker 3 And it can be more part for some people. For sure.

Speaker 5 Because I think we live in this world where you either, that has to define everything about you.

Speaker 5 And you have to go out into the world and you're, you know, your first, your first stand-up, you're gay May.

Speaker 5 And you're like, no, I'm a comic. Why am I gay May on stage?

Speaker 5 You know, or there's people like me who, because I never had to do any kind of interrogation of myself, because I was never asked to or forced to, it was just kind of like, assume the position, literally and figuratively.

Speaker 2 There is,

Speaker 5 I have an underdeveloped sense of that because I was just kind of like, check the box, no questioning here.

Speaker 5 And yeah, so I say.

Speaker 2 So imagine if you went on an interview and the first five questions that people asked you was about your sexuality.

Speaker 3 Right. You'd be like, what the fuck? But that's all that happens.
Right.

Speaker 4 Yes.

Speaker 5 Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. It's what happened today.

Speaker 3 It's what happened today. Yeah.

Speaker 4 I do feel lucky that I've like from from when I could even think, I could sense that the things I was being told were immutable, objective truths, didn't fit with how I felt inside.

Speaker 4 So that was very confusing. But I feel really grateful because it made me challenge all kinds of other things as well and

Speaker 4 learn about myself more.

Speaker 2 I want to ask you what other things it helped you challenge and look at differently.

Speaker 2 And also I just want to say, I think it's cool to think about for me, because you said maybe only be certain about yourself. And that hasn't worked for me.

Speaker 2 I want to not be ever certain about myself because I surprised the shit out of myself, you know, six years ago.

Speaker 3 Weekly.

Speaker 2 You said at one point, May, you don't have to be gay to be gay. And that was for sure true for me.
Like, yeah, totally, right? You never know. And that's a beautiful thing about sexuality.

Speaker 2 It reminds me a little bit about faith, like with thinking about faith. It's just this like ongoing like evolution of ideas that's fluid constantly.

Speaker 2 But what did this whole breaking down of everything in terms of gender and sexuality, what else did it help you deconstruct?

Speaker 4 Well, i think i had a kind of existential spiral in my teens and spun out and was a bad teen i think a lot of it came from that feeling of yeah not uh questioning the systems around me i dropped out of school i'm not recommending this but i i guess i i saw options that other people weren't weren't seeing

Speaker 4 like i saw that i i i could do comedy and i loved doing comedy so i did that and

Speaker 4 i don't think I would have done that at such a young age if I hadn't already been thinking what makes me happy and where do I fit in.

Speaker 4 Things like monogamy have been recently, I've been thinking a lot about. And yeah.

Speaker 3 What do you think about that?

Speaker 2 It's working pretty well for everybody. So just wouldn't say.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 5 I'm shocked because the data suggests you're just straight up wrong about that.

Speaker 4 I know. I know.

Speaker 4 It's, it is pretty wild. I don't know.
I listen to a lot of Esther Perel. Like, I, you know, I'm very into

Speaker 4 people doing what works for them and and

Speaker 4 not reactively assuming that open relationships aren't as valid as closed ones. I think it you just have to continually interrogate it and not get stuck.
And we only have one life.

Speaker 4 So if you're if you're miserable, you know, or stuck, then there's other options.

Speaker 2 There's such a gift in not fitting in.

Speaker 2 Like, I think this is what people don't, like, when we think, we always joke and say our favorite people are queer people, but it's because there's some kind of personality that's forged by the gift of not

Speaker 2 being rejected by mainstream at first.

Speaker 2 Because you're like, oh, I guess if I can't join them, I'll just be free.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Or you think, well, everyone in my class is listening to boy bands and girl bands, but I can't find my.
who I'm even supposed to be attracted to or identify with.

Speaker 4 So I guess I'm going to listen to Nine Inch Nails or the Pink Floyd.

Speaker 4 And then that, I'm kind of grateful that that happened but yeah i mean there's drawbacks too right then that's where you end up with sort of battle wounds and

Speaker 5 but yeah any kind of otherness i think is a is a gift for sure the creativity kind of seems at the core of all of this because if you're getting at the place where you're like well what the world is telling me about gender is clearly horseshit what else is horseshit okay maybe this whole idea that i have to go to school for 12 years and then for four more and then to get the job that i hate maybe that's worth shit.

Speaker 5 And you start to get creative. And then even with your idea of monogamy, it is so wild that there's this kind of compulsory monogamy as

Speaker 5 the option. Like, where do you think the creativity shows up? in relationships that makes different types of relationships possible.
What is the creative way that you think?

Speaker 5 Is it about playing with jealousy? Is it about playing with like your ownership over the other person? What is the place to be creative that opens up

Speaker 5 different forms of relationship?

Speaker 4 I mean, I'm still figuring it out, but I think that where I've been most successful is where

Speaker 4 we've like constantly remembered that we're two individuals

Speaker 4 and communicated well and had a sense of humor about it and not,

Speaker 4 you know, felt like we own each other's total metric of attraction and everything. And I don't know.

Speaker 4 I'm not a particularly jealous person. It turns me on when people are attracted to the person I'm with or if they're flirting.
I feel like it keeps me on my toes, and I like that.

Speaker 4 I'm still figuring it out, though. This is amazing.
But I think just communicating.

Speaker 4 I don't know. I mean, you guys are successfully doing relationship stuff.
So you're the experts, right?

Speaker 1 No, I have so much abandonment issues that monogamy is the only way for me. For sure.
So, like, I know that. I ask her even now.
We're like six years married.

Speaker 3 I'm like, you're, are you ever going to leave me? Please tell me you're never going to leave.

Speaker 2 I have to start each.

Speaker 2 If I'm like, I need, if I'm like, I need somebody to do the dishes, I have to start the conversation with, I'm not going to leave you.

Speaker 2 I just need you to put your cup in the dishwasher.

Speaker 4 That's so funny. Well, I sometimes wonder if my fear of codependency comes from a fear of being abandoned.

Speaker 4 Like, just don't let yourself get to that place because then what happens if, you know, if it all falls apart? I've definitely, yeah, it ebbs and flows. So who knows?

Speaker 4 It's so hard to tell what part of our personality is a coping mechanism that was formed years ago and what's like our actual personality. You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 Yep. Yeah.
Totally get it.

Speaker 4 Are we just the sum of our coping mechanisms, basically?

Speaker 1 I think so.

Speaker 5 And that's what's the hard part when you're trying to get like, I'm trying to be the truest me, like most authentic to myself.

Speaker 5 Am I like, am I just saying I want to be the most authentic reflection of the accumulation of my trauma?

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It's like, well, who would it totally, who would I have been if I'd never met another person? If I'd grown up on a beach,

Speaker 3 just

Speaker 4 who would I have been? I don't know that I would have done comedy. I, I don't, I'm, I'm pretty introverted.
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Speaker 4 I think I was trying to cheer up my mom, probably.

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Speaker 4 but it's worked out.

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Speaker 4 Totally.

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Speaker 2 You do say you have an addictive personality. So Abby and I are both, that's another reason we relate to you.
What is that like?

Speaker 4 Well, you know, now I'm just really vigilant about when things start to

Speaker 4 become habitual or start to dominate or start to feel like

Speaker 4 self-medicating. I always talked about it like I have this little shrimp in the back of my head that's this, and when it wakes up, it just devours everything else.

Speaker 4 And so I'm just trying to keep that shrimp asleep and like gently soothe it and keep it asleep so it doesn't wake up. And

Speaker 4 yeah, but

Speaker 4 I'm in a pretty good place now. I think it was a big thing for me was because I had a big drug problem in my teens and then I got clean.

Speaker 4 And so I always relegated thinking about addiction to just substances. And I thought, well, I had that problem and now I don't.
And,

Speaker 4 you know, I can never touch that substance again. But other than that, I'm all good.
And then

Speaker 4 once I realized that addictive behavior permeates all aspects of life and, you know, relationships and that it's not just about substances and 12-step programs. And then that was big.

Speaker 4 And then, and then I tried to have just, in general, a healthier, more balanced. thing.
I don't know. Now I do a lot of escape rooms and I try to get adrenaline healthy places.

Speaker 4 So I do like horror escape rooms where there's like an actor dressed like a clown in a dungeon and you're trying to escape. It's psychotic.

Speaker 1 You're trying to create like the dopamine hit and they like, that's why you do all the things.

Speaker 3 Yes, baby.

Speaker 5 That is risk. Like

Speaker 1 risk and drinking and drugs are like that, it's producing the same chemical reactions in my brain.

Speaker 2 She's always hurtling herself down mountains and out of like just the escape room.

Speaker 4 Adrenaline junkie. Yeah.
Boy, but I imagine a lot of athletes have that, right? Because that's the endorphins. I only just started getting into working out at all in the past few years.

Speaker 4 And it, man, it feels good. I completely get it.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 5 This is where Wethead comes in for the rest of us who maybe aren't as thrill seekers. That's maybe your version, Glennon.
You could try that.

Speaker 4 What is it? This is, I really recommend it. Especially with kids.
It's a game called Wethead that you, it's just a hat that has a bucket of water on it.

Speaker 4 And then it's like Russian roulette where you pull out, you take turns pulling out and you trade the hat around and you pull out these pegs that are fastening the bucket and one of them is going to douse you.

Speaker 4 And it's very simple. I mean, it's called wet head.
Like it just couldn't be more simple and fun.

Speaker 3 I love it.

Speaker 2 And you chant wet head.

Speaker 5 So if you, you know, have a Coke problem, try wethead.

Speaker 3 Try wethead, yes. It's going to work out for you.

Speaker 4 I bring it to dinner parties and stuff. And people are like, do we have to play wethead tonight i'm like yes

Speaker 2 to ruin someone's night so i was lauding your parents and saying they were so amazing but there's one little sentence in your book that says listen they weren't perfect there's reasons that i wash my face five times a day and have fear of abandonment so let's go back to that how did they up and why why did they make you wash your face five times a day and have abandonment issues they kicked me out when i was 16.

Speaker 4 um

Speaker 4 And I thought, you know,

Speaker 4 I don't know. I hit puberty.
I had an amazing childhood. It was, I'm so lucky.
I'm privileged. And then,

Speaker 4 yeah, just as soon as puberty hit,

Speaker 4 we butted heads a lot. And I was doing drugs and I was not in a great place.
And I think they reacted with rage, like at being

Speaker 4 lied to.

Speaker 4 And just sort of shut down. And they did a tough love thing that was difficult that I think they probably regret aspects of.
We haven't really talked about it. It's very strange.

Speaker 4 We're so close now, but we, we don't really talk about that time.

Speaker 3 But

Speaker 4 it must be very hard to be a parent.

Speaker 3 It is.

Speaker 4 It is. Yeah, I can't imagine.
And everybody, now I really see them as three-dimensional people with doing their best in the moment with their own trauma and things like that.

Speaker 3 So, yeah.

Speaker 4 But it was tough for sure.

Speaker 2 I'm sure we have lots of people listening.

Speaker 2 I mean, I think people reassessing and actually believing that they can be comfortable in their own bodies because of stories like yours, because of progress,

Speaker 2 more and more families are going to be in a situation like your parents where their kid says, nope.

Speaker 2 What could be done well in that situation? Like you once said that when a parent finds out their kid is gay, they should just pretend that they just found a four-leaf clover.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Like, how do parents do that with kids?

Speaker 4 Laminate it.

Speaker 3 Laminate your queer kid. Yeah.

Speaker 4 My parents have always have been great about

Speaker 4 sexuality and gender.

Speaker 4 I i think that stuff's just about listening and not doing that thing of going oh my god well i'm fine with it but i'm just so worried about you and the world and immediately making it negative and heavy and um i would avoid doing that it's the same people feel so comfortable doing that i always talk about adopting like i i would love to adopt and it's so crazy how comfortable people are going oh you you bring it up and you go i'd love to adopt and they go well you know it could be really hard i'm just and you're like yeah i know but like what's the alternative no one adopts like

Speaker 4 it could be hard anyway it's crazy how comfortable people are going to that negative fear place but my main thing is with if you're a kid's doing drugs i feel strongly about about that stuff that if you feel like they're self-medicating you want to create an environment where they can talk to you and come to you and and not feel like they have to hide it from you and i think the more we understand addiction and and where that comes from, because so many people do drugs and not everybody gets addicted to drugs right there's something going on there underneath usually so it's maybe having empathy and looking at

Speaker 4 not the method of soothing but why why is that person self-soothing yeah but it's hard i guess it would be it must be impossible as a parent you'd feel so worried and betrayed and and all that but um yeah i think just

Speaker 4 trying not to get angry.

Speaker 1 And I also think that what I have found in parenting, because I just got to parenting seven years ago when Glenn and I got to parents.

Speaker 4 That's amazing.

Speaker 1 And what I have found is I have a fear inside of me of being a poor parent. Our kids are amazing, but if they ever have an issue, I am now projecting that I am the reason why this issue is happening.

Speaker 1 And so that could cause, I'm sure there's a lot of parents out there who might not be so.

Speaker 1 introspective to be able to to let that feeling come up and not act on it whether it's kicking your kid out out of the house or punishing them or grounding them i was brought up in an authoritarian home where what my mom said went and i have to fight some of those inclinations and urges that i have and then also fight this this fear of me

Speaker 1 up my own kids in the moment and it's almost impossible to do i need to have somebody who can call me out on that i mean maybe not in the moment right i had a time to go yes

Speaker 1 conversation later that's like hey, that sounded a little bit like fear,

Speaker 1 your mom, projection.

Speaker 5 Right.

Speaker 1 And so then I've had to go back and apologize for our kids for some of my instinctive reactions to some stuff that they've brought. It's the hardest and most confusing.
And it changes every day.

Speaker 1 You're like, oh, my kid is, I think that they've got it. And then the next day, something else happens.

Speaker 5 I think all of the parenting stuff comes down to

Speaker 5 like, if you could look at your kid as a human instead of a referendum on you or reflection on you, I think that whole thing, that's like what you're saying, Abby.

Speaker 5 It's, it's like, you are going through this thing, therefore that means something about me. Yes.
Or you are doing amazing and are an amazing athlete. Therefore, that says something about me.

Speaker 3 Like you suck.

Speaker 5 That's an indictment of me. You're amazing.
That's a compliment of me. When actually none of those things are true.
It's so true. It's just a person who's living in your house.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 4 That's so interesting. If you change the language in your head in the moment to like, how would I react if I was a mentor? Then some of the emotions not attached to it.

Speaker 4 And you can, yeah, but I mean, it must be impossible. I think you have to, everyone knows, like, I will fuck up my kid no matter what.
And then, and then you go from there. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Except for a friend calls and says, my kid came out. My kid is non-binary.
My kids, whatever. I do think that's a bit of a referendum on parenting in a good way.

Speaker 2 My first thing is already always like congratulations as parents because you've created some kind of environment where this kid feels safe telling you who they are or even exploring it, even being like, I actually am

Speaker 2 going inside and not just listening to, like, there's some kind of badass, free

Speaker 2 in full of integrity environment to even be presenting that.

Speaker 4 Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 5 You use the word rage to describe the reaction. to that period of your life.
I'm just curious what your relationship to rage is now and what role that plays in your life, either inside of you or

Speaker 3 people

Speaker 5 around you.

Speaker 3 I think I

Speaker 4 think it would probably do me a lot of good to do a primal scream in the desert. I always fantasize about going to the desert and doing an insane primal scream.

Speaker 4 I definitely feel that and feel like I suppress anger a lot. I'm not a very angry person.
I don't know. I've had periods.
I made a show, a sort of semi-autobiographical show, and

Speaker 4 it made me look a lot at my life and my teens and things like that. And after making it, I had a period of healthy rage for sure.
And then got some therapy. Anger's an interesting one.

Speaker 4 I just grew up on Star Wars. So I was like, anger leads to the dark side.

Speaker 1 And to be a comedian, it must be confusing because everybody puts you in the funny box, happy, funny, and then happy. But like comedians, I have found and large are like super

Speaker 1 in touch with their feelings, all of the sad feelings too. So I'm not surprised that there's some stuff that's happening underneath.

Speaker 2 So I asked you before what, you know, things we could do or not do with our kids. And you, you said,

Speaker 2 don't bring them the, I love you, but I'm just so scared for what's coming to you. I think that's so good.
That's just such a good little tip. So in terms of other things we should or shouldn't do.

Speaker 2 So let's say you were being interviewed by three podcasters, and let's say that those podcasters had just seen a post that you had put up where you were on a red carpet with Elliot Page.

Speaker 2 And let's just say that those podcasters were a little bit obsessed with Elliot Page and you.

Speaker 2 And so, let's just say that they had studied those pictures really well and seen two toothbrushes in one of those pictures.

Speaker 2 Would it be appropriate or just completely not to ask you if you and Elliot Page are friends or the kind of special friends that might require toothbrush carrying.

Speaker 4 I need to look at this toothbrush thing. No,

Speaker 4 hang, I'm just getting the photo up. I met Elliot when I was 19, actually, in a bar in Toronto.
We were both sort of sketchy Canadian people. And then we reconnected a few years ago.

Speaker 4 And no, we are very much

Speaker 4 bros, but I'm kind of enjoying the speculation.

Speaker 4 So I think that that is the reflection of that.

Speaker 3 That is what I said.

Speaker 3 That is what I said. And

Speaker 2 I said, that is not a reflection. There's no way that's a reflection.
It is what I said. Our two effing toothbrushes.

Speaker 1 I said, I said it.

Speaker 3 I think, yeah,

Speaker 4 we were getting ready

Speaker 4 in Elliot's hotel. And I think that's one toothbrush.
But look, he's hot. He's super hot.
It was fun being his date for sure for the night.

Speaker 5 So you heard it here first. Elliot is still available.

Speaker 5 I'm not sure about May. Okay.
We're going to find out if that's an appropriate question to ask.

Speaker 2 Is it?

Speaker 4 Is that an appropriate question?

Speaker 3 I'm always available. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 4 You're always available. No, I do try to keep that part of my life.

Speaker 4 Slightly, just because then it's so embarrassing if you're like, yeah, I'm so happy and settled. And then it ends and you're like, I've erased that.

Speaker 5 Nothing's immutable, May. We are

Speaker 4 exactly just creative expression. I just moved to LA in May.
I've been in London for 12 years. And that was a big change.
And it's been fun being kind of of a free agent

Speaker 4 in LA.

Speaker 3 What has that been like?

Speaker 5 I didn't know you moved back to LA. I just knew you were in London forever.
What has that been? So long has it been like?

Speaker 4 Well, I grew up in Toronto and then I moved. I was in all my 20s in

Speaker 4 England. And then I don't know.
I'm trying to get to know this city. It's, it's crazy.
I don't have a driver's license or drive. So it's, it's kind of a tricky city in that sense.

Speaker 4 But I'm making lots of friends. It was so cool meeting Tig and Stephanie.
And then you had them on your podcast. and then i'm doing improv with stephanie tonight no way

Speaker 4 i saw that yeah they're so great both of them and yeah so i'm trying to manifest my dream friend group and oh

Speaker 3 yeah we gotta hang out yes absolutely i love tig and stephanie do you

Speaker 3 what we talked tig

Speaker 2 i couldn't figure out tig's um

Speaker 2 email sense of humor yeah and so every time tig wrote to me i thought she was mad at me yeah i can totally see that.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 2 And so I kept telling my sister, I never do this with people's emails, but I kept reading them to my sister and saying, is she mad at me? Or so I'd have to create responses that could go either way.

Speaker 4 Right. Where you could be playing into the joke or you could also be apologizing.

Speaker 2 Exactly.

Speaker 2 That's really funny. It was really confusing for a while.
So what do you do now? What's next? What are you into? What are you working on? What are you trying to let go of?

Speaker 2 What's 2023 going to be like for you?

Speaker 4 Those are all good questions. I'm about to record a new stand-up special, a new Netflix special.
And I'm excited about that. And then I'm writing this new Netflix show and then two movies I'm writing.

Speaker 4 And yeah, just having fun, trying to enjoy

Speaker 4 my new body. And, you know, and it felt good wearing a suit the other day, you know.

Speaker 3 Abby talked about the suit.

Speaker 2 Abby's obsessed with the suit.

Speaker 1 I was actually talking to these two about how my sexuality is in some way that suit.

Speaker 3 Right.

Speaker 1 But it's not because I'm thinking, ooh, I want to, you know, fuck who's in that suit. I'm thinking that looked like something I want to wear to feel sexy.
So I think that sexuality is both

Speaker 1 the way that we see it and the way that we feel about our own body in it.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Completely.
Yeah. Completely.

Speaker 1 And then I did have a question. I wear suits and we have to go to an event on Thursday night and I'm thinking I'm going to wear a proper tux.

Speaker 1 I've got a tux shirt, but I don't want to wear a bow tie or a tie.

Speaker 4 Me neither.

Speaker 1 There's something about it that makes it that then I will for sure for the rest of the night be called a man, which is fine. That doesn't like necessarily offend me.

Speaker 1 But like I also just use the pronoun she, her.

Speaker 3 So yeah.

Speaker 1 Is it with like a proper tux shirt with like the wings at the front? Is it okay to open the top button and just go a little bit cash or should I button the top button with no bow tie?

Speaker 4 I mean, I think you can do whatever you want. You're happy.
You're the coolest. You're like, people, they're just lucky that you're there.

Speaker 3 No, you. That's a great answer.

Speaker 4 I don't know anything about fashion. I know that Gucci dressed me for that event.
I've never been dressed. by anyone and it was so thrilling.

Speaker 4 And they were a little bummed that I wasn't wearing a tie for sure, but I couldn't do it. I feel constricted.
I just,

Speaker 4 yeah. And so it felt good too, but that wasn't a tuxed shirt.
So I don't know. Right.
I think you can, no, it'll look hot. It'll look like at the end of a wedding.

Speaker 4 You know, that like slightly more relaxed.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 It looks confident, is what it looks like. Yes.
It looks relaxed.

Speaker 3 It's confident.

Speaker 1 I was thinking about maybe getting a bow tie and just hanging it low.

Speaker 5 Yeah. I was just thinking that.

Speaker 4 That's pretty cool.

Speaker 5 It's like y'all showed up for the party, but I showed up for the after party.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Exactly.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 i just can't rock a bow tie but elliott looked amazing in this bow tie i'm so jealous of of people who can but i just for whatever reason i'm like it's too much clothes on the whole thing it's almost too formal i'm like in a proper tux but i'm like a bow tie or a tie it's too formal completely bridge too far people

Speaker 4 i want to get to a place where i can be adventurous and dress like hairy styles and wear like but i'm i'm i'm still trying to figure out all that but yeah

Speaker 3 one day I'll be wearing sequins.

Speaker 2 In the last minute, we have here, what's an idea or a belief or a way of being that you're trying to leave behind?

Speaker 3 Hmm.

Speaker 4 I'm trying not to do

Speaker 4 things out of habit. There's this, I think it's Emily Dickinson.
There's a phrase that she wrote that's like, when the skeleton of habit. upholds the human frame.
And it just was so bleak.

Speaker 4 And I think about how so much of our life we just are on autopilot and even things like

Speaker 4 just the way I walk to work, like take a different route. Just that, it's that thing about creativity, just making sure everything's a conscious choice.

Speaker 4 I have to get better at saying no to people and be less of a workaholic.

Speaker 3 And

Speaker 4 I've been doing a lot of music and I'm really shy about it because I'm not very good. But and it makes me very terrified.
And I think, but I'm a comedian. I can't do it.
It's so embarrassing.

Speaker 4 And I've been trying to go, well, I can get rid of that label too. You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 It's right.

Speaker 4 And just do things that scare me all the the time.

Speaker 5 What kind of music?

Speaker 3 Yep.

Speaker 4 Like emo, you know, I don't know, embarrassing acoustic guitar music.

Speaker 3 So good. I love it.
I love it.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it makes me happy. And

Speaker 4 yeah, I don't want to monetize it. I just want to do it and

Speaker 4 experiment with it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, it's important, not only because it's going to be great for you, but also all the people in the world that look like you that don't want to adhere to or want to look to the boy bands or the girl, you know, like I think.

Speaker 1 pressure, but yeah, I think it's important that there's people that look like us that are actually doing things in

Speaker 3 all the industries.

Speaker 4 That's so cool. Yeah, I do.
I mean, growing up, there, yeah, there was no one that looked like us, and it is exciting. But then you don't want to get paralyzed by the press, the pressure.

Speaker 2 You must do it for the sake of the future. No, you just want to have some joy with it.
That's right.

Speaker 2 I get that because I'm a writer, but I secretly inside of me, oh, here we go, just want to be a poet.

Speaker 3 Oh, I thought you were going to say a musician. No, no, no.

Speaker 2 I mean, you know, the poet thing.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 2 But like, I'm so scared to be like, wait, am I going to write a book of poems? Like, no one's going to like.

Speaker 4 You should. Completely.
I, I totally relate. Yeah.
The only difference between being a poet and not being a poet is writing poetry, right? It's the same with.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Exactly.

Speaker 2 That's good.

Speaker 2 May, you're just a damn dream. Yep.
You are.

Speaker 4 Thank you. So, this has been so nice.
I last night, I told my friend I was doing it and she was like, Are you going to cry? And I was like, Am I? I don't know. Do people cry?

Speaker 4 And she's like, I don't know. It could get deep.
And I was like, oh, my God. But yeah, you guys are so amazing.
And thanks so much for having me.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we'd love to hang out sometime and show you nothing in LA because we don't know anything about LA.

Speaker 4 Let's have a games night.

Speaker 4 Yeah, that's all I

Speaker 3 want to do.

Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, and coming from somebody who didn't have any representation to look towards, I just think what you're doing and all the ways that you're doing it, your work matters and it's changing people's perspectives.

Speaker 1 And so I just, I want to thank you so much because you're helping me even, you know,

Speaker 4 I know you got me.

Speaker 3 I'm going to cry.

Speaker 3 Thank you.

Speaker 1 I just think that I know that you've. you've had to forge yourself to be in the position that you are in so much of your life and have had to deal with a lot of ups and downs.
But here we are.

Speaker 1 And what you're doing is heroic to put your work out into the world and do it in the way that you are. It's beautiful.

Speaker 4 Thank you. Thank you so much.
And Ditto. Yeah.
Thank you.

Speaker 5 I also think it's very cool that you're inspiring in a different way, too, is the

Speaker 5 whatever the opposite of creative scarcity is. Because what I admired so much is that after two seasons of feel good,

Speaker 5 you, even though like could have kept that going and kept going creatively, you were like, no, that is is how I want to end that. And I believe that there will be abundance

Speaker 4 for me in other things.

Speaker 5 And I think that was so

Speaker 5 special and probably gave a lot of folks the invitation to do that when mostly in Hollywood, it's very hard to stop something that you can keep doing.

Speaker 3 So thanks to you on that.

Speaker 4 That was awesome. Yeah, I didn't want to torture that couple anymore.

Speaker 4 I felt like I left them in a good place and I would have been too mean to, you'd have to break them up again if you kept going, it would be awful. Yeah,

Speaker 2 give somebody a happy ending. We love you, May.
The rest of you, your responsibility this week is to figure out three things that are your sexuality.

Speaker 3 Yes, okay, completely.

Speaker 2 Doesn't matter, it doesn't matter what you are. Everybody has a sexuality, so you figure out three things.

Speaker 3 Okay,

Speaker 3 we love you.

Speaker 2 Um, when things get hard this week, don't forget we can do hard things. Thank you, May.

Speaker 5 Bye.

Speaker 4 Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 Yay!

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