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Speaker 1 Hey folks, welcome to the Auntie Donna podcast. This week we,

Speaker 1 Zach has brought in that we addressed the McDonald's thing from a couple of weeks ago. Just,

Speaker 1 and I know this intro is bad.

Speaker 1 But I've given up on making this accessible to people. You're either on board or you fuck off.
Is that clear?

Speaker 1 Yeah. And give us money on our Patreon.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Hit it.

Speaker 1 Hello, everybody.

Speaker 1 Just something up the top before we get to our our wacky characters, wacky jokes, wacky improv.

Speaker 1 Just wanted to do a little note because I know sometimes you get

Speaker 1 a little bit upset when we don't do this.

Speaker 1 Last week, we promised that we would be doing

Speaker 1 characters and a specific situation. So, if you listened last week,

Speaker 1 great response, really positive response to that episode.

Speaker 1 There was a bit truck and a paradoxical bit in the back of the bit truck and

Speaker 1 songs and lots of fun stuff.

Speaker 1 And as you know, that episode ended

Speaker 1 with three characters, Broden, Mark, and the bit buyer, a

Speaker 1 southern gentleman. And they were going off to McDonald's and they were going to order some food from McDonald's.

Speaker 1 And what we did at the end of that episode, as we sometimes do when we're feeling a flow, is we promised that when we came back, we're sitting next week. Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 1 come on that'll be a sick idea this has legs oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we spoke of the legs yeah so what we did is we did promise you so a few of you listening most of you listening are probably expecting this episode to be part two of that specifically Broden Mark and the the character of the bit buyer going into a McDonald's and and buying some McDonald's during an order.

Speaker 1 Now, as you can probably tell from the fact that I'm not playing the bit buyer right now, we did have a discussion before before we recorded this week's episode and we realized that that bit didn't have legs.

Speaker 1 We were not feeling it, there was not a half an hour worth of comedy in that bit, the bit of ordering from McDonald's. What we've decided instead is to see if this bit has half an hour of legs.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the bit being

Speaker 1 for the layman, for the layman, lay person.

Speaker 1 What is this

Speaker 1 bit, Zach?

Speaker 1 This bit that I'm doing right now

Speaker 1 is

Speaker 1 an apology at the top of an episode for not doing another bit. Now,

Speaker 1 I didn't fully have it formed, but as it's forming in my mind, as I'm speaking, the nature of the bit is we're apologizing for not doing a promised bit, the bit of the McDonald's

Speaker 1 bit.

Speaker 1 We're apologizing for not doing that bit, and the reason we're giving is because we didn't think that bit had legs.

Speaker 1 So instead, we're doing a different bit, an apology bit.

Speaker 1 But the joke here is, in reality, this bit has less legs than the McDonald's bit. Potentially.
Potentially. But we're going to find that out by going down this path together because

Speaker 1 promises get broken now for the layman all the time.

Speaker 1 For the layman, Mike.

Speaker 1 What is a bit?

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 I guess a bit

Speaker 1 for the lame man,

Speaker 1 a bit is when

Speaker 1 you get, you know, you've got a joke, you've got your friends. Another word for joke, yeah? No, it's like a bit.

Speaker 1 No, a bit's different to a joke. A joke is like...

Speaker 1 Joke's like, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. Yeah, punchline.

Speaker 1 A bit.

Speaker 1 Bit can go, what I've discovered in my life, is a bit can go for 45 minutes.

Speaker 1 Unnecessarily. We did a bit

Speaker 1 for about a year with Tom Armstrong last year.

Speaker 1 On and off. What bit?

Speaker 1 Writing a song for the show bit. When have we not been doing a bit? On this show? This is a show of bits.

Speaker 1 That's what this show is. It's a show of bits.
We're getting down into the

Speaker 1 show of bits. We're really further laymen at home.
What we're sort of doing is we're really breaking things. We're breaking our comedy down to the atoms.
Bits. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 Yeah, essentially, it's made up up of bits. But much like

Speaker 1 you get down to, you know, if you just, if you break. An atom is made up of

Speaker 1 electrons,

Speaker 1 he's legging of the man Adam, not Adam.

Speaker 1 Not the God's first man. What is any man?

Speaker 1 I know plenty of people call Adam. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I went to high school with a guy named Adam. I've become a son.
No, like the like the atom. You can't shrink down to the size

Speaker 1 of an atom. He's DC's ant-man.
Yes, we yeah, he's DC's answer. Adam Ant.

Speaker 1 Although

Speaker 1 no, no, he's from the Greens.

Speaker 1 That's Adam.

Speaker 1 That's Adam Bent.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well then who's Adam Ant?

Speaker 1 Don't do jokes on this podcast that goes out to the world

Speaker 1 about federal member for Melbourne, Adam Bent. Hey, that's all right.
Most of our listeners are Australian. 40% of our audience is ruffling.
Do you know what ruffling means? No.

Speaker 1 Rolling on floor laughing. Rolling on floor laughing.
I feel so confident in my Adam Ant, Adam Bant bit that I am of the belief that 40% of listeners are right now

Speaker 1 either on the floor or on the earth if they're outside

Speaker 1 rolling

Speaker 1 and the thing that propelled them down and over

Speaker 1 is the laughter at this hilarious mix-up of Adam Ant, Adam Band. But we're getting away from the point.

Speaker 1 The point is. The point is, we are sorry.

Speaker 1 Well, the point of the bit

Speaker 1 is that we're sorry that we didn't do the promised bit. Now, that bit is a bit.

Speaker 1 Is it a bit? What?

Speaker 1 No, not a bit. It's a bit.
Well, silly, I guess.

Speaker 1 It is a bit silly

Speaker 1 but the bit

Speaker 1 is uh

Speaker 1 oh look i i'm lost and i need something to get me out of this here's the bit thank you last week we promised a bit

Speaker 1 a fair amount and and to the lame hang on for promised a fair amount

Speaker 1 no we promised a bit we explained we promised a bit we promised we explained a bit a bit is a comedy

Speaker 1 bit

Speaker 1 a bit is a is a thing is a thing that you do a bit is a big bit of comedy it's a thing that you do

Speaker 1 it's a long

Speaker 1 joke

Speaker 1 it's a bit i don't really know how to say it other than saying it's a bit

Speaker 1 man it's a bit bro it's kind of like at this point by this point if you listen to the uh truck

Speaker 1 uh podcast where we explained how bits get transferred across country if you're still confused about a bit at this point it's not on me to explain it we did a whole episode about bitches.

Speaker 1 Not to the layman.

Speaker 1 Now, to the layman, what is a layman?

Speaker 1 A layman.

Speaker 1 Is it someone that is horizontal? No. No, it's not.

Speaker 1 Layman. That's not a layman.

Speaker 1 I think it comes from

Speaker 1 this bit? Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think it's all part of the bit. The bit being.

Speaker 1 That

Speaker 1 we are not doing the promised bit and we're apologizing for not doing doing that bit. Which is a bit

Speaker 1 because I saw you all on Reddit going, Oh, I can't wait to see their McDonald's orders.

Speaker 1 And there was probably a couple of nerds on there. We recorded this before last week's episode came out, so I don't know what you fucking said.
They might have hated it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they was like, I actually think

Speaker 1 this is a bit. And then there would have been some that were like,

Speaker 1 actually,

Speaker 1 I think that they're going to not order. I think it would be funny if they don't order McDonald's, but they rather order

Speaker 1 leave it to the experts. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Zach,

Speaker 1 you are unhinged more than usual. What do you mean? What's wrong with you?

Speaker 1 This sort of lampooning of our dear listener with this bit bit. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I understand. I'm being a little antagonistic towards the listener.
Is that a bit?

Speaker 1 Nope. Oh.
I fucking hate our fans. Oh, Zach.

Speaker 1 Zach, there's no, don't they pay for your bread and butter?

Speaker 1 Tell me one time a fan has paid for your bread and butter on that cafe once.

Speaker 1 Really? Yeah, yeah. And I ordered a plate of bread and butter.
Really? No, truly. I'm not.
I'm not

Speaker 1 fucking doing a bit.

Speaker 1 I've had fucking. I should be able to come on here and not do a bit.
No, you shouldn't. Talk about my bread and butter.
Me and Broden have both started side podcasts so we can do bits.

Speaker 1 Not do bits. He started, yeah.

Speaker 1 We have our place for not bits. Your whole podcast is a bit.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 I think it is a bit, Zach. The bit, there's one bit.
The Thursdays are a bit. Broden's is serious.
Broden's is emotional. He cries on it.
Like a wuss.

Speaker 1 Every week. Every week.

Speaker 1 Oh, my, my boys get up.

Speaker 1 That's true. That's what we think of you, Broden.

Speaker 1 That did my podcast, Mark.

Speaker 1 It was a bit. That did my podcast, Mark.

Speaker 1 The Tuesday one, not the one about John Legal's armour. Oh,

Speaker 1 I suck and I fuck and I and I and I get wet. Yeah, that's pretty fair.

Speaker 1 Is that having chat for your coin? Is that a bit? Yes, these are bits. This is what I'm saying, Mark.
You've never cried once on your podcast. I did.
Oh, did you? Oh, did you? Oh,

Speaker 1 for any men listening, don't cry. It's off-pudding.
It's not okay for men to cry.

Speaker 1 And that's not, we're not being like, that's not reverse sexism. That's just a sign of whatever.

Speaker 1 It's pathetic.

Speaker 1 And we standing up, boys. Come on.

Speaker 1 Oh, sorry. I meant to tell you,

Speaker 1 I'm thinking of rebranding as an Andrew Tate type. Oh, nice.

Speaker 1 I'm thinking of rebranding as an Andrew Tater Tot type. I'm thinking of rebranding.

Speaker 1 So you put me in the oven from the freezer. I'm all crispy.
I'm a small little thing, a mushed-up potato. Sorry.

Speaker 1 And I'm just sexist as hell. Andrew Tater Tot.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I'm thinking of rebranding as Ben 10's friend, Andrew 8.

Speaker 1 I'm thinking of rebranding as 8.

Speaker 1 The musical based on 7.5.

Speaker 1 Oh, nice. Yeah, Star Agun, Nicole Kibben, and Fergie.
I'm thinking of rebranding as 6.

Speaker 1 The serial killer that's all right with a bit of gluttony.

Speaker 1 Is that the seven deadly sins guy? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. You can eat as much as you want.
I'm not going to come.

Speaker 1 Enjoy life. Food is to be enjoyed.
Slum. You lazy fuck.
I'm going to cut you off.

Speaker 1 What are the seven sins?

Speaker 1 Deadly. Deadly.

Speaker 1 Seven.

Speaker 1 Sins. That's three of them.
What are the seven deadly sims?

Speaker 1 Oh, seven deadly sims. That's a great question.

Speaker 1 Death is one of them. Yeah.
Because a nice lady who goes, oh, a pool with no ladder, entry ladder. That's a seven deadly sim.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Can we get back to the question? You got two deadly sims. Oh, I'm so sorry.
Dude, it's cool. It's not on you.
I'm so sorry. What I thought I saw

Speaker 1 was someone that didn't have five more seven deadly sims, and I thought I was saving you. But if you were ready to swim

Speaker 1 and went and I mistook that for a potential drown, and I say, rather than saved you, I pulled you out of the pool. You did the right thing.
You did the right thing.

Speaker 1 This is it, bro. This is every episode whenever you're away sick.

Speaker 1 Now, let's guys, all right, I'm not ready to abandon this podcast.

Speaker 1 I never said I was going to ban the podcast. I'm just saying, I'm feeling the morale going down.
Broden's pointing a gun at me

Speaker 1 for those just listening at home. I feel

Speaker 1 pointing a nerf gun at me. Now, it's not, obviously, that wouldn't kill me or hurt me, but for the majority of this podcast, Broden has been pointing a gun, a weapon at me.

Speaker 1 Now, whether that's because...

Speaker 1 Well, maybe I'm imagining I'm in America.

Speaker 1 They have issues over there.

Speaker 1 With guns, not here. Go check it out.

Speaker 1 Just for those listening at home,

Speaker 1 Zach is wearing potentially the craziest sunglasses I've ever seen. Describe them for the listener.
Yellow plastic. Big.

Speaker 1 blue lenses blue lenses eye uh the eye

Speaker 1 areas the eye the rims are the shape of a classic children's uh star and he's eating the bottom of one of these just doesn't fit right with my just doesn't fit right because they're made uh they're they're so large i would argue that they're novelty songs now would you say

Speaker 1 Would you say this is worth

Speaker 1 someone who's maybe just recently lost their job? yes there's a cost of living crisis they don't have a lot of money yes

Speaker 1 they really don't maybe they have kids maybe and they do not have a lot of money to spare mark in your honest opinion yeah would you say that this visual girl me wearing these goofy sunglasses

Speaker 1 is worth them spending a little bit of their hard-earned cash on signing up for the patreon to see the visual component um i think you put it in a reel for free in this because times are tough

Speaker 1 I'm not prepared to do that. I'm a ruthless businessman.
You are a capitalist.

Speaker 1 What I want to know is, do you think this visual gag is good enough to maybe skip a meal?

Speaker 1 No. In this cost of living crisis.
No, no. Well, why don't we go to a meal? Why don't we go to an ad

Speaker 1 and then I will talk about having the two cruelest, most duplicitous co-hosts imaginable.

Speaker 1 But it's going to be done with energy and verve and excitement because we're getting

Speaker 1 this Pod Track back. Pod track.
This Pod track.

Speaker 1 Oh, fuck you. All right?

Speaker 1 I'm trying.

Speaker 1 We're going to do a commercial. Zach's going to come up here and insult us.
Don't point that weapon at me. It's still technically a weapon.
It is a weapon.

Speaker 1 Even though it's a Nerf gun, there are projectiles that could hurt you. If you did that in a bank...

Speaker 1 Yes, no one would be threatened, but they would call the police on you. If you went, give me the fucking cash.

Speaker 1 Yes, we're getting to it. Okay, he's going to talk about how I'm trying to delay it because I knew it.
No, as soon as the ad break plays,

Speaker 1 you're coming after us.

Speaker 1 And it's going to get real. It's going to get real.
And our band listeners are going to weep. I'm in a delicate place.

Speaker 1 But I got to come for you. And trust me, you know, when you watch the clip of this, where we beep out what I say to these boys, so you have to listen.

Speaker 1 Say, we'll be right back. We'll be right back.
To the pod track. Well, to the pod track listeners, just we'll be right back to get this pod track back on cast

Speaker 1 and we're back welcome back zach has something to say about us being duplicitous hi welcome back to the arnie donner podcast i've got two boys right now pointing nerf guns at each other they think that the biggest threat is the other person with the nerf gun the biggest threat is me because i promise to both of you at some point in the next seven days i'm going to sneak into your houses and i'm going to slit your throat good luck you don't know where i live you don't know my new address zach I'll figure it out.

Speaker 1 I'll ask Sam, who knows for financials. I'll message Sam right now and tell him that.
I'm going to do documents with our details on them. We're board directors of our own company.

Speaker 1 Do you not want to know why I'm going to come into your house in the middle of the night, slit your throat so quiet that it doesn't even wake your partner? Tell me why.

Speaker 1 The reason I'm going to do it is because I made a really good offer. I made the offer of putting on some silly sunglasses.
They look like big stars. I thought it was hilarious.
And you agree.

Speaker 1 This is a stretch. You agree.
Did you not agree? You said that. You would take our lives.
You would take my life and his life purely for it. Refuse.

Speaker 1 We addressed the glasses. But what are you doing killing? You described them for the poor people that can't, that, you know, are considering skipping.

Speaker 1 Yeah, people considering

Speaker 1 that.

Speaker 1 We have so much of our content out for free because we know it's tough right now. We described it.

Speaker 1 We described it to them. In what way, Zach, tell me did I not

Speaker 1 dress your bit? Did we not

Speaker 1 indulge ourselves? Indulge ourselves in the bit.

Speaker 1 Tell me how we upset you in this

Speaker 1 way and I will

Speaker 1 go. Because I don't want you to slip my throat in front of my partner.
They won't wake. Oh, they are a light sleeper.
And I'll tell you something. Is that quiet I'll be? I'll really be.

Speaker 1 I'll sneak right in and I'll kill you both. I have a reactive staffy.
He will sense you in the area. I have.

Speaker 1 Can I tell you something? Yeah.

Speaker 1 I would recommend.

Speaker 1 Mark shot me in the heart. Sorry.
Mark shot me in the heart.

Speaker 1 I didn't mean to do that.

Speaker 1 I did not mean to do that. You did not mean to do that.
I'm glad you did that because I was about to threaten to kill Broden's dog. No, I'm not going to do that.
And that would hurt me.

Speaker 1 Well, yeah, because I'll tell you this much right now. How are you? Are you aware of the way

Speaker 1 cut sleep?

Speaker 1 Whatever.

Speaker 1 Are you aware of it? You've upset me. Lightly.

Speaker 1 They sleep lightly. In case a predator's coming.

Speaker 1 In case a predator is very good, Project.

Speaker 1 Can I say something right now? You have both upset me.

Speaker 1 You have upset me because I asked a simple question about whether these glasses were a funny enough visual gag to be worth someone who is struggling

Speaker 1 financially to skip a meal to see it. And you both insulted my visual gag by saying no, it wasn't.

Speaker 1 and I and and I when I try to express to you the fact that you've upset me I didn't realize when I try to express to you and sure maybe I didn't need to express it by saying I was gonna slit your throats in the middle of the night so quiet your partner's sleeping beside you wouldn't notice my cat sleeps on my head

Speaker 1 I tried to express that to you and rather than listen to what I was trying to say, you focus on the little details about the fact that I was going to murder you. And I think that's inappropriate.

Speaker 1 And I think that you both owe me an apology.

Speaker 1 Well, I've told it to me straight. I.
You told you straight. Sometimes,

Speaker 1 sometimes,

Speaker 1 sometimes,

Speaker 1 sometimes,

Speaker 1 sometimes,

Speaker 1 sometimes,

Speaker 1 sometimes,

Speaker 1 sometimes,

Speaker 1 sometimes.

Speaker 1 You fucking shot me in the heart.

Speaker 1 Well, you deserve it for being a cunt mouth.

Speaker 1 Sometimes you need to hear the perspective of the other side of things because we're so wrapped up in our gadgets and gizmos

Speaker 1 on our phones.

Speaker 1 I don't think we've ever been. There's computers in cars now.
Can I just say, I don't think we've ever all been as

Speaker 1 usually at least one of us isn't fucked. The fact that we're all fucked right now is very worrying.

Speaker 1 But really, really, really, in the modern world, where there's a TV on in your fucking toaster, and that's not a joke. You can actually watch television on your toaster.
Where? I didn't tell.

Speaker 1 There's

Speaker 1 pornography on your fridge.

Speaker 1 There's deep fake pornography on your fridge. Do you know about deep fake pornography, Broden? Oh, yeah.
No.

Speaker 1 Bad. Oh, yeah.
Oh, no. Yeah.
It's not.

Speaker 1 No, it is bad.

Speaker 1 I've not watched any deep fake pornography.

Speaker 1 I haven't, and I won't. I watched one, Broden, deep fake pornography.
Well, then.

Speaker 1 I made it. What I have to do is I have to feed all my photos of Broden in the Broden.
It's worth watching.

Speaker 1 I've seen it.

Speaker 1 I've seen it. I just said do it out of the office for a show.
Well, review, review, review. It fully just looks like you are having a full, like a threesome with two other Broden's.

Speaker 1 And it's one of the hottest things I've ever seen in my life. See, I would never do you a disservice.

Speaker 1 If I'm going to do the horrible crime of a deep fake on you, I want you to know I would do it with utmost respect. It is shot beautifully.

Speaker 1 Zach directed it. I directed it.
It is gorgeous. It is beautiful.
Well,

Speaker 1 at least there's that.

Speaker 1 Also, you said it was okay and you were a part of the creative process. That is true.
E.P. Broden.

Speaker 1 Now,

Speaker 1 what's it called?

Speaker 1 Broden Threesome.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay. Broden from Auntie Donna Threesome.
In brackets, deep fake, not okay.

Speaker 1 Okay. Yeah, so other people know.

Speaker 1 You had something interesting to say. Oh, that's the thing, Broden.
I didn't. I'm going to do like a breakfast radio.
Now, Mark, you recently, last week, went on an adventure. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 No, no, I didn't, actually.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Broden, this is the new bit. Me and Mark are on breakfast radio.
Today, you're the host, and we're here to promote

Speaker 1 everything.

Speaker 1 We're here to promote Drem the World Tour. Okay, and that was Sabrina Carpenter's.

Speaker 1 Grab the sight line. You want to grab it? What? You were going to grab that thing? Grab it.

Speaker 1 No, I'm. Broden.
Keep this pod track on podcast. Broden,

Speaker 1 I was just looking at this KFC lid that says it's finger licking good. I have to put that down.

Speaker 1 Broden just waved that away as if I was doing something wrong. Well, it's out of contract now.

Speaker 1 So it's for giving that to the market. Not that side of it.
Okay, great.

Speaker 1 All right. Welcome back to Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 1 Broden.

Speaker 1 Okay, now, Zach, before the break, you were telling us you went to the movies on the weekend?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 No, he didn't. No.

Speaker 1 I didn't go to the movies.

Speaker 1 Okay, and Mark, now you've got back recently from your honeymoon. What was that like?

Speaker 1 Didn't go on a honeymoon. And that's the end of that page.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, but keep going.

Speaker 1 This is good. Keep going.
Did you know the bit of this? All right, now, Zach, you. I want you to imagine you really are on commercial radio.

Speaker 1 Be there, be real. Oh, my mistake.
I thought you must have because you told me before the ad that you did. No.

Speaker 1 You've got to keep it out. You can't let.
If there's dead air, you are going to lose your job. All right.
You are coming third in the ratings. So you're already on a knife's edge.

Speaker 1 If you don't fucking keep the energy up with the two most difficult guests, you're going to get fired, Broden. Broden, this isn't a bit.
This is a game.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 this isn't just a game. This is the...
A bit. A bit.
Broden,

Speaker 1 here's a scenario. We're Mark and Zach from Auntie Donna.
We're here to promote the Drem tour, but we're best friends with Kyle and Jackie O.

Speaker 1 Now, you know this, and we've been promised two segments. We've been promised

Speaker 1 a seven-minute segment between songs. Yes, yes.
You've just wrapped up Sabrina Carbon. Seven minutes.

Speaker 1 And what you have to do, now we might not do the whole thing, but what you have to do is make sure that seven minutes is good radio. But it is an interview with us.
You're ready to do that.

Speaker 1 The job is online. You got this.
You got this, brother. And we'll help you out more.
I think we can split the difference. We won't.
All right, okay. That was Sabrina Carpenter Espresso.

Speaker 1 Now we've got the Auntie Donna boys in here. How are you going, boys?

Speaker 1 Fine.

Speaker 1 It's just two of us, though. Hell yeah.
Is there more of you than two?

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 Oh, cool. And who's that third member of Arnie Donner? That's cool.
There's all these different trios out there in the world and different trios in comedy. Even Monty Python was five.

Speaker 1 You know, you've got your tripods, you got your Doug Anthony All-Stars, your Axis of Awesome. What do you guys love about being...

Speaker 1 What do you guys...

Speaker 1 You got a little cough there, Mark. No.

Speaker 1 What are you guys up to, Arnie Donner?

Speaker 1 What's that, sorry?

Speaker 1 What is Auntie Donna up to this year 2025 we're doing the dream world tour dream world tour that sounds so exciting do you want to go with the places you're going to no

Speaker 1 that's all right I've got it here Australia

Speaker 1 United States

Speaker 1 New Zealand Canada are you not very good at your job no

Speaker 1 all right now I'm gonna do it Okay, you want to see how an expert does it? Here we go. Okay, great.
So that was Sabrina Carpenter, her new song, So Much Wonderful Stuff.

Speaker 1 We've got two boys here, two silly boys from Auntie Donna. It's Mark Bernano and Broden Kelly.

Speaker 1 Now, Broden Kelly, you might know he came on a few weeks ago to talk about the footy, but you're here to talk about a new world tour. You're doing live comedy, is it?

Speaker 1 Kind of. Kind of.
Okay. Well, maybe I don't know.

Speaker 1 Pretty crazy answer.

Speaker 1 Maybe I don't know

Speaker 1 what exactly it is, but I'm sorry. You gotta help me out here, boys.
What's this?

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Now, Mark's turn. Wow, yeah, you've got drowned.
You drowned. I just, it was hard.

Speaker 1 Kinda. Your show got cancelled.
Your show got cancelled. And now show us how it's done.
My show

Speaker 1 will not get cancelled. In fact, I can make a promise to you that this interview will take my ratings from third to the number one spot.

Speaker 1 Here we go. In Australia.
It's a national show.

Speaker 1 I didn't mean to.

Speaker 1 I didn't mean to. All right, we ready? Yeah.

Speaker 1 You guys ready for this? Learn from

Speaker 1 expect it from Beaver. Learn from Beaver.
Leave it to Beaver.

Speaker 1 If you want. What? What? Welcome back.
Now, we just listened to Sabrina Carpenter, one of the hottest acts in the world right now.

Speaker 1 And her music is fantastic, too. We've got with us in the studio two members of Auntie Donna,

Speaker 1 the funniest

Speaker 1 trio, actually. But there's six of them.
That's what I saw on the internet. We got them in studio today,

Speaker 1 and we're going to be asking them questions about their new show, Drem, a live show touring around Australia, New Zealand, the UK, the USA, and in Canada. And Scotland and Ireland, too.

Speaker 1 We've got Broden, we've got Zach, and I've got some hard-hitting questions for them about comedy, about their personal lives, about

Speaker 1 interpersonal relationships in the group and how that's going.

Speaker 1 And we've really, we're going to get them, we're going to figure out what makes them boys tick.

Speaker 1 Okay, we've got Broden. Broden, how are you?

Speaker 1 And we've got Zach. How you doing?

Speaker 1 Oh, he's got the giggles. Little Zacho's got the giggle wiggles.
All right, guys. What was that? What was that? What was that? What was that? What was that? What was that? What was that?

Speaker 1 What was that? You alright? Of course you are. You're on the Brekky Radio Show with Monkey Wacky.
Taki Daki.

Speaker 1 Monkey Waki's going into Tarkov, playing that Russian game, hitting those servers, getting all that loot. Dying, oh man, he can't see.
Second he gets in, spending too long in menus.

Speaker 1 Broden, I hear you've got a podcast about the football. What do you like about football?

Speaker 1 I like how they're kicking that ball, kicking those goals, kicking that ball, kicking those goals. That's my favorite thing about the football.
I listen to your podcast every fortnight.

Speaker 1 I skip every second week because what? Hell not? Because I'm crazy like that. I'm crazy like that.
I got an adult circumcision and I didn't even need one. Hello,

Speaker 1 someone's knocking at the door. All right.

Speaker 1 Mark, how you doing? I'm good. I'm good.
It's me, the president of this radio station. Wow, what you doing to my show? Mark, I'm afraid I have to let you go.
No, no.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 I gotta say

Speaker 1 I was listening to this episode. Yeah.
And you've done a wonderful job. Despite those boys saying hardly anything at all, you filled, you did great stuff.

Speaker 1 But unfortunately, due to the fact that we're now paying Kyle and Jackio $40 million a day, we've had to make budget cuts in other departments and we are going to have to let you go.

Speaker 1 Give me one more go.

Speaker 1 Let me try again.

Speaker 1 Please. Don't make it.
Don't make it.

Speaker 1 I can do it. I can do it, boss.
Boss, I can do it. I can't do it.
I can make a good show. I can make a good show.

Speaker 1 I can make it go. I can make it go.

Speaker 1 This is over, Mark. You can choose how you want.

Speaker 1 I'll hurt myself.

Speaker 1 I won't go all the way. And see,

Speaker 1 pretty crazy, Mark.

Speaker 1 Because of how controversial it was, because of how crazy it was, it ended up taking me to number one.

Speaker 1 No. And did you not hear that part where you got fired? Yeah, but then they brought me back because of the, it's like

Speaker 1 they cancelled Family Guide. Let's go back to a week later and see if you came back.

Speaker 1 You're in the office with me, the CEO of the president of the

Speaker 1 So my comeback's gone really well, I think. What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 I'm talking about how after you fired me, that episode went crazy. Did crazy numbers.
No, no, no. And then you bought me.
I know I've been doing the show again for a month.

Speaker 1 I don't know what you've been doing, but I can tell you unequivocally, it hasn't been a show going out on our bandwidth.

Speaker 1 We have not been producing your show. I think you're unwell.

Speaker 1 I think you've been doing the show maybe in a shed or in your home, but you certainly haven't been doing it without showing.

Speaker 1 Wow, Mark, you really failed. Well, that CEO must have been crazy.

Speaker 1 And now it's time for you, the dear listener, to vote. Who was crazy, Mark, or the CEO of the radio station? To find out, we've got here an expert psychiatrist, Dr.
Dr. Jim.
Dr.

Speaker 1 Jim, where I don't know, which Dr. Jim, who

Speaker 1 was in the right?

Speaker 1 I reckon Mark was a crazy one. Well, Dr.
Jim, I have a second opinion. Yeah, it's coming.
Please welcome Dr. Joe.
Dr. Joe.

Speaker 1 Martin Shack was a crazy one. What do you think, Broden?

Speaker 1 Well, I can't pick. I think what I think is that it was all majority absurdity.
Well, I'm Dr. Jim.

Speaker 1 And I reckon Mark, what's a crazy one?

Speaker 1 Well, I'd like to come in. I'm Mark.
And

Speaker 1 I'm not crazy.

Speaker 1 I've been gone to the toilet three times a day like a regular man. I recommend a lobotomy for Mark.
No.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 And Mark got a lobotomy.

Speaker 1 Did I? Yeah, Mark. That's when? That's lots of lobotomies.
A lobotomy. A lobotomy.

Speaker 1 They went up.

Speaker 1 But they went up both nostrils. Do you know they kill more people in Africa than lions or tigers or...
Well, here we are at McDonald's.

Speaker 1 Here we are, Mark and Brolden. Because the bit

Speaker 1 this whole time.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Here we are at McDonald's, Mark and Brolden. This bit the whole time has been that

Speaker 1 we were always doing the McDonald's bit. Broden has a loaded gun pointed at me.
What's happened is

Speaker 1 I'm just trying this bit, seeing if it sticks.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 I'm just trying this bit, seeing if it sticks. Well, we don't have to worry because we have hit the 30-minute

Speaker 1 podcast is 30 minutes. And I think if we've hit it, it's fair to ourselves and our listeners.
Can we just see if there's something funny in the McDonald's order?

Speaker 1 Can we just try it? Sure. Fine.

Speaker 1 Hi, welcome to McDonald's. Quarter pounder, a large quarter pound of meal, please.
Sure. Are you all paying together? Well, yes, I'll pay.
Thank you. What would you like?

Speaker 1 I'll get a double cheeseburger medium meal with water instead of the drink.

Speaker 1 For the drink. Water for the drink? Water for the drink.
Yeah, and for you, sir. Well, I'll just get a chicken McNugget meal with a sweet mustard sauce.
Okay. Okay.

Speaker 1 Rings that up.

Speaker 1 That'll be what, like $15, $30, probably now. Yeah, $30.

Speaker 1 Well, here you go. Boop.

Speaker 1 Oh, fuck.

Speaker 1 That was very good. No, it wasn't.

Speaker 1 No, it wasn't. You have to.
You have to lie.

Speaker 1 I really enjoyed that. It was funny.

Speaker 1 I laughed. I know.

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See you next week.