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There's so much water that's almost boiling. Hi, Micah.
Welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Fan.

Hi, thank you so much. Hello.

Hi, Micah. How are you?

It's hard to interrupt your water talk. I'm very good.
How are you?

Thank you for pronouncing my name correctly. Wow.

Well, Micah, I take the world's people very seriously.

I like to understand all cultures.

I think she was talking to me.

No, she's talking to me.

Micah, I'm going to start fresh because it's a muddled beginning and we can edit this. I was talking to myself.
Micah, how are you? I'm good. How are you guys doing? We're doing great.
And you are coming to us, I'm told, from Amsterdam. Yes.
Are you a native of Amsterdam? Is that where you're from? Yes. Can you hear by my speech? I'm not good at picking out various accents.
So I wouldn't be able to listen to you and say, oh, that's an Amsterdamian accent. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. But I do.
I was in Amsterdam many years ago shooting a project, and it was one of the most beautiful places I've ever been. The architecture, the people, I was just stunned.
You had good weather, I assume. Otherwise, you probably wouldn't have enjoyed it as much.
What makes you think I don't like bad weather? I like rainy weather. I like foggy weather.
Your hair would get a little... Upset with bad weather? Oh, yes.
My hair absorbs moisture, and then it gets even bigger okay so um but enough about me micah um uh it's very nice talking to you and i'm i'm looking at your right now your beautiful amsterdam home uh everything is very orderly and gorgeous there's the natural woods which one does find yes find. Yes.
In the northern realms of Europe. Micah, tell us.
And everywhere else. They're called trees.
Please. Ours are very specific.
Please, Mike, I've never been more on my game. And I can't believe you'd interrupt this incredible role.
Natural woods, Micah. I see you have those famous Dutch books.
I mean, you have fake wood. Yes, yes.
They're made out of paper. Well, you guys got it all.
Very nice. You Dutch and your paper books.
Go Kindle or get out, I say. Micah, let me ask you a little bit about yourself.
You seem like a lovely person, full of energy, very young. Tell me what you do.
I work as a high fashion model. Oh, my God.
Well, that makes perfect sense. You are extraordinarily beautiful.
Thank you. You really are.
She's gorgeous. I can't stop looking at your cheekbones.
Thank you. You're not sure if it's like a filter or something, you know? No, no, no, no.
And how long have you been a high fashion model for? Is this a thing that you began doing very young? Yes, I started when I was 13 and I'm 30 now, which is, I want to say, old within this industry. Really? So for a very long time.
And it used to be normal to be 13 and start modeling, which now doesn't happen anymore. Oh, they don't do that? They make sure that people start a little later on? Yes, there are rules now.
I think that's probably good. Well, I will pay you an obvious compliment that just on Zoom, you're, I mean, stunning.
And I don't see why Micah could not model for another 60 years yeah you really do you have beautiful yeah so um 60 years yeah yeah okay you hit 90 though you have to stop yeah at 90 you stop and you put the cut off or you go down the runway with a walker um so what do you think i should do at 90 at 90 um? Let's see. Yeah, or I can retire then.

I would say paint over that natural wood.

It's time.

No.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, it's just time to change it up a little bit when you hit 90.

Just a nice thick coat of pink.

Micah, fashion model.

Have you modeled all around the world?

Have you traveled a lot?

Have you traveled to the great cities to model?

Yes.

I used to live in New York for six or seven years. That's actually when I first heard your guys' podcast.
Yeah. And usually when I have a job, I go to Paris or Milan or anywhere else within Europe at the moment.
Okay. Are you tall? Many models have to be a certain height.
How tall are you? I'm six feet. How tall are you? Oh my lord, I'm i'm six four but if i've got gel in the hair i'm six seven six eight um but um yes uh yes i am six feet four inches tall and uh nice thank you um you're just you thought about yeah have i thought about modeling you know is this is that where you? Well, listen, Micah, I could use your advice.
Do you think I have what it takes to be... I know that I'm a little long in the tooth.
I'm an older gentleman. But do you think I could be a model? Do you think I have what it takes? I think yes.
I think also nowadays, you know, within age i think you would be perfect and you've compared yourself to tilda swinton which i think is the most gorgeous human on this world well i um which one me or tilda swinton think about it think about how long you want this interview to go on for. It's a language barrier.
Very nice, Micah. Micah, you should become a diplomat.
You should work for the United Nations. It was very well done.
That's what I'll do when I'm 90. I'm very long in the leg.
I think that's helpful when you're a model. My legs are very, very long.
Beautiful. Yes, I think that would be perfect.
Beautiful long legs. It's beautiful.
I don't know who said it. How do you find your, where do you find your jeans or your pants? Or do you have someone that and long legs? No, I'm able to, it's hard for me to get them off the rack.
They have to be quite long. Very long.
I'm just going to say sensual. No.
No. Did I say that? Legs are sensual? Well, they.
How do you, how is that? I mean. Meaning my legs have senses and they enjoy food.
Oh. Okay.
They're sensuous. Your legs eat? Yes.
That's even more disgusting. Little mouths on them.
Okay. Okay.
Micah, this guy. Have you picked up food with your feet? Yes.
With my feet and then I feed my legs. Oh my, my God.
Micah, you know what? I'm going to blame you. You're very beautiful, and you're very funny, but you came on, and you destroyed this podcast.
It's your fault. I think you did this.
Me, yeah. Yeah, it's all your fault.
I'll take the blame. No problem.
Thank you very much. You're welcome.
Micah, I have to ask you a question, because it's something that I'm naturally curious about. You are a very stunning person.
And what's it like when you're walking around? I'm just imagining that guys would bother you all the time. And that would be annoying.
They don't. No.
At this point, I'm almost, I don't want to say insulted because I don't want to be bothered, but also, yes. No, I don't get stopped at all.
Do you think it's because they're intimidated? No, I don't know. I think it's, I mean, you're six feet tall and you look like a supermodel.
And I think it would be very, it's a very confident man, I would think, that would walk up to Micah and say, Hi, do you want to go get a burrito sometime? That was my opening. The burrito? You're not taking her to like a nice restaurant? This was a line that I tried.
You were thinking of a long food. His legs gotta eat.
Tall food. Yeah, a man's legs gotta eat, Zona.
A man's legs gotta eat. You need six feet four burrito.
I just, I would. No, they don't.
Really? Okay. I think it's intimidation.
I think they would think there's no way that Mike is. I don't know.
I mean, that's what I tell myself to fall asleep. I'm not sure.
I think so. I also, also your producer told me you have a resting bitch face.
I think I might have the same thing. Oh, you think I have a resting bitch face? Yeah.
No, I didn't. One of your.
Oh. Sorry.
okay you do it's a good thing you know what's it makes you a good model yes yes i think look i'm gonna i mean i'm not insulting you for people that are listening you can always go uh look this up but my natural face in the world is this it's that one it's that one that's turned away from you it's this one the one on the left thanks a lot thank you here we go no no i was actually thanking you here we go yeah can you see it do i need to get closer i don't know if this thing zooms or not here maybe maybe you can try no no no that close not that maybe you can further you can go further away maybe in the dark this is good oh my god oh the posture sit down and they can zoom in on you if that's okay please sit down and they can zoom in on you yeah all right here we go they're zooming in now do it okay wow oh thanks a lot Micah what happens is my natural face and what happened when I lived in New York and I was doing the show is I'm always smiling on television doorman would see me and I was just neutral my face was neutral but this is my neutral face and people were constantly saying what's wrong Conan why you know cheer up and I was fine I wasn't sad I was just neutral why are you pulling me? She's right that's what happened. No I'm sorry I was just yeah this is well okay that's what happened micah that's just gravity now you are a genetically you were talking about you're you're a 30 year old supermodel and uh with a beautiful face and you're talking to a man who is into his 90s and the gravity is tearing at my face tearing at it shredding it and so that's what's happening but maybe you've you've left too much in your life you know and they want to relax so they want to hang like in the downtime your smile muscles just want to maybe oh that's weird look at this guy do you like this guy better oh no oh god i can.
My confidence is destroyed. Can you do it one more time?

Hi, how are you?

Hi.

Oh my God.

Hi, Micah.

I love it.

How are you?

Hi.

Nice to see you.

My name's Conan and I'd like to buy you a burrito.

Oh my God.

Jeez, the burrito again.

They're doing a zoom in on you now.

I don't know if it helps.

That's my favorite food and you're somehow making it off-putting.

Well, Micah, I have to ask because my interest is peaked now. Are you in a relationship? Are you married? Is there someone in your life? Let's discuss.
I am in a relationship with a man called Robert. Is Robert also from Amsterdam or did you meet him someplace? He's also from Amsterdam, but we met on Bumble.
And he said he would not have approached me in real life either, but that's because he has only dated women that are like five feet tall how tall is robert he's six one oh okay so yeah yeah but no no but we're in a happy relationship he's fine with my height thank god well he's yeah he's got an inch on you that's fine let's say six one yeah and and also many women are happy with shorter men many men are happy with taller women it takes all kinds they're making it a trend now too are they it's like uh it's like a it's like a thing online right i see sona yeah yeah yeah my dream uh and my wife knows this is to be with a woman who's like three feet taller than me having trouble finding one yeah just and then she carries me wherever we go did you guys see the video of the tallest woman on earth and the smallest woman or person on earth I'm not sure if it was women meeting each other yeah I have I saw that video yeah it's cool yeah that was and they met each other accidentally it was at a 7-Eleven at a barita shop yeah they were they were reaching for the same slurpy cup slurpy? I said slurpy I like to put a little shh in there and that's my business alright you know stop you guys are like a jury constantly stopping me from we learned it from you dad um Micah you guys so Robert sounds like a nice guy is he nice to you that's the important thing good he's super nice to me tonight he was like i know you're a bit nervous so go take a nap i'll cook dinner for you he poured me a glass of sake uh he made me a tea super nice i'm borrowing his laptop i wish i was in a relationship with robert I know. He sounds pretty good.
Yeah.

And he's tall.

He's pretty good.

Yeah.

Blay, I understand you're taking a trip pretty soon.

Where are you going?

I'm going to the mountains.

I'm going to Idlewild.

The mayor's a dog.

Did you know that?

Okay.

Mayor Max.

Way too much information.

I'm just saying it's Mayor Max.

He's a dog. Yeah, that's okay.
Well, that's nice you're going to Idlewild. It's great.
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It's a great place to sail. Have you seen the movie 40-Year-Old Virgin? No.
I should check it out sometime. Sounds fun.
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Because it's more relaxing to take a trip when you know that you're making some cash on the other end. Exactly.
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Do you think the three of us would get along if we hung out? Because I intend to, you know, hang out with you guys at some point. Weird.
I think he sounds weird to you, but it's Europe, so I know things can get weird. I think the language barrier might be coming over.
Does Robert speak English? Yes, he does. But he hasn't listened to you guys' podcasts and I'm quite disappointed he hasn't or he refuses to listen you can be honest now it's okay this is a safe space are you sure? no I'm not and it's not really a safe space.
I'll take the risk. Yeah, take the risk.
For up until now, he won't.

But maybe, I think he can be convinced.

He won't.

He won't.

He won't.

He's defiantly saying,

I will not listen to that podcast.

It's a choice.

Yes.

It's an active choice.

It's a choice.

Well.

Is it because of Conan or because of one of us? Well, it's not because of you choice. Yes.
It's an active choice. It's a choice.
Well. Is it because of Conan or because of one of us?

Well, it's not because of you guys.

Oh.

It's because he doesn't know who we are.

Now I hope Conan doesn't know who I'm talking to again.

It's okay.

It's quite clear.

You know what?

Micah, I'm a mature adult and I can handle that someone is not a fan of mine and I'm deducing.

I know you take it as a challenge.

No, I do not. I like this guy robert he clearly has excellent taste uh in in in choosing you uh and so i respect his opinion and i deduce that he is not a fan of my kind of comedy is that is that the case you can just say yes or no.
I declare the fifth. Yeah.
Well, I didn't realize you guys had the American Constitution. You can't use our Constitution.
You're in Amsterdam. You don't mean anything.
Keep your fucking hands off our Constitution. We barely can keep it under control here in America.
And suddenly, oh, I know what the problem is. You guys have it.
I know why our system's breaking down. Our constitution's in Amsterdam.
Micah, he's not a fan, just say it, it's okay. He's not a fan, I'm so sorry, he's not a fan, but I feel bad because I think you're so nice.
Nice? I sincerely think, oh. I mean, I am nice, but I consider myself a great comedic talent

now what is it he's

oh okay sorry

so it's not about

it's about your tenant

yeah

um

yeah

okay

so what are we left with

what is it

I'm gonna

I shouldn't

but I'm gonna dig deeper

what is it about my comedy

that Robert does not enjoy

you can just say

it's goofy

can you let her

answer the question please

you're leading the way

I'm sorry

Thank you. deeper what is it about my comedy that robert does not enjoy you can just say it's goofy can you let her answer the question please you're leading the way i'm sorry maybe give me a multiple choice answer no no it's i i'd like to get to the truth i really would like to get to the truth okay i'll be completely honest with you i have discussed it today as well because you know it's you know you'd be talking to me and this is a big night why do i want to meet you know um yeah he just thinks it's too much it's too much i'm a little much you're trying too much trying too much yeah he likes uh probably more of like a quiet more not naughty i i asked him the word he said naughty He likes naughty.
But I think you're super respectful, and I think that's where, you know. But I think what he's saying is he thinks that maybe I'm too hyper at times.
My energy is too much. Maybe a neediness comes across, and he probably likes a quieter, kind of Jacques Tati kind of comedy.
I think if you take this attitude you will be perfect. Yeah.
He likes something like this which is quieter and more relaxed and much less funny. This is just not funny at all.
He just likes non-funny comedy. Yeah, I think the problem's with Robert.
That's what I'm getting. I think so, too.
I mean, for the rest of it, it's great. This is just something we don't bond over.
Yeah, well, listen. To be honest, I put up an Instagram post for, like, friends, like, asking, like, who of my friends is listening to Conan O'Brien, you know, needs a friend? And no one replied.
Yeah. Wow.
But maybe I don't have many friends i mean this is um this is uh can i i am micah can i can i tell you what's happened from my perspective micah micah let me tell you what's happened from my perspective i just think you need better pr in the netherlands that's just what i think no maybe you're not reaching beyond, you need to... I think I've been lured into a trap by a very beautiful woman.
This is how it feels like to me that there's this extraordinarily beautiful professional model named Micah who's charming and lovely and she's a fan of mine and she's talking to me and the whole time she's leading me down an alley. And when we get to the end of the alley, she tells me, my boyfriend loathes you.
It's like a honey trap for your humility? My friends have never heard of you. And everyone I know finds you disgusting and loathsome.
You're like the creature. No, you're putting words in my mouth.
You're like the creature at the end of the substance.

That's true.

That's a compliment.

And you tricked me.

You tricked me.

You said, la, la, la. You asked me these questions.

Let's get on this Amsterdam

bicycle built for two

and take a nice ride.

Oh, no.

What's happening?

Oh, no.

Poor Conan.

Let's throw you in the canal.

Yes.

But I'm talking to you. Is that not enough for you? Nope.
Okay, now you heard my feelings. No, you're, I love talking.
No, you did. You did.
No, no, I did not. I did not.
Yeah, you did. I did not, Micah.
I know your feelings better. Very direct.
You should know that. You, I can take it.

I can take it.

I'm not for everyone.

I understand that.

And I've, I do, you know, I paint what I see.

I am who I am, as Popeye said, a great Nordic figure.

And, and. I mean, you're hosting the Oscars.

You're fine.

You're fine with that, Robert.

Oh, yeah.

No one judges anyone on that job.

That's going to be all of Amsterdam saying, sucked.

We don't even watch.

Nice.

I am kidding.

I am so sorry.

I'm kidding.

I'm so sorry.

Hey, listen.

I'm not Joe Oscar either.

You know, take it easy. I don't work for the Academy.
You know's a job i'm getting 200 bucks i'll do it um congrats uh micah um i do think how would i win over robert i know this is insane because i've won you over and that should be enough for me because again you're extraordinary there's a's a light coming off of you. You're a Renaissance painting yet still I'm a, I'm obsessive compulsive about now.
Robert is going to be the one I wake up thinking about and his disapproving face glaring at me three inches below my own face. Three inches below my own face.
You're taller than him. Feel good about that.
Somehow it doesn't... It doesn't help? It doesn't help? No.
Yeah, I'm taller than Brad Pitt. That doesn't help, you know? Oh.
Yeah, I know. I see.
I'm stronger than him, too. I fought him twice.
I won once. No, you're not stronger than him.
What's that? You're not stronger than Brad Pitt. I am stronger than Brad Pitt.
No, you're not. If I fought Brad Pitt, I would win.
No, he would beat you up. No, he would call a bunch of people.
Get in here, security. Help me.
That's how he talks, too. What would your fighting style be? Mine? Running away? Yeah.
No, my hands become like hoses. They're like whips.
They whip. It's a whipping motion.
You got me off track, Micah. It's more like a slapping.
It's a slapping. I'm a slap fighter.
I slap, I pinch, and I bite. I and i bite uh i get on the floor get my back on the floor so that i'm protected and i kick and i bite and i stretch where you pull someone over you right no i don't do that that would hurt my back um micah i'm sorry you and i have a strange chemistry and yet i've never been more in love and um i say that knowing I've been happily married now

for quite a long time.

Yes.

But that marriage is over.

I think it's you and I now.

I think Robert is not

going to be very appreciative

of the comment you've just made.

Yeah.

Oh, I'm really scared of Robert.

Oh, boy, Robert.

Oh, Robert doesn't like...

I mean, listen,

I'll handle Robert. Don't you worry about that.
But I think it's you and I now. Are you going to do Robert? What's that? What are you going to do to Robert? I'm going to overwhelm him with my high energy comedy.
I'm going to be so energetic and he's going to be so put off by it that he's going to run away. I think that would work.
My comedy would drive Robert away from your relationship. That's how bad my comedy is.
This is incredible. This is a massacre.
Yeah, it is. She didn't even need to tell you she posted on Instagram and none of her friends commented.
No, you know, you didn't need to. But she did.
Micah, you didn't need to mention that. I'm just a shorty gal.
You know, oh, and, and Conan, one other thing. I went to an orphanage where the children don't have parents.
And I said, does anyone want a parent? And they all said, yes, please. And then I said, it will be Conan O'Brien.
And they said, no! We live our lives alone with no money and food. Did you know that, Conan? I think, again, now it's a cultural difference.

I was trying to help you.

You need more fans in Amsterdam or in the Netherlands.

I don't know.

Maybe there's people that can help you with that.

I'm considered a god in Finland.

Did you know that?

Finland.

The Finns love me.

Yeah, that's great.

I'm happy for you wow Micah you're a lot of fun you really are all joking aside you are a lot of fun and very funny I do feel bad I am very appreciative of your podcast it has helped me through you know dark and fun times yeah well dark and fun times i'm glad i was there to help you through fun times i'm having so much fun i don't know how i'm gonna make it conan will balance things out let me listen to something that will bring me down. I need a downer.
You're making fun of your one Dutch fan. I know.
You have to hold on to her. Micah, you are my one Dutch fan, okay? Yeah.
And I'm lucky. You need to be nice to me.
I know, I know. Unless it's complicated, because I know you have feelings for me.
I can tell. It's probably the only reason you reached out.
Robert, if he exists, I don't think he does. I think that's made up.
I mean, there couldn't be a guy who doesn't like Conan. It's not possible.
Oh, well. Our lines are lighting up.
Shouldn't you do like a spinoff, like Conan O'Brien needs, or is looking for a whatever, like a hater? I don't know. Oh, a hater.
You mean instead of a fan? Well, that's what this, I mean. I think that's your purpose.
You called in as a fan to quickly reveal. Yes, sir, I'm a fan.
To quickly reveal that your most important relationships with a hater. And then to talk mostly about him.
Not a hater. Please.
Yes, we did. Well, where is he now, this Robert? Is he there? He's upstairs.
Yeah, I bet. I just want to see him.
No, I don't want to see him. What if he's so buff? I know, and handsome.
Yeah. He's really handsome, isn't he? I bet he's really handsome.
He is... I'm not responding fast enough, I feel like.
That took me too long. Oh, now you're taking him down a peg.
I love this. But maybe this is my character, I do apologize.
She is intimidating. No, but he is handsome, but in a particular way.
Yeah, I get it. He's very, he's almost too beautiful to even describe.
No, but he's like 3% Neanderthal or blood. I don't know what that means, but I feel like you can see it somehow in his face.
Like he's very... Did she say Neanderthal? Yeah, I did.
Does he have the ability to make stone tools? Is he envious of your use of fire to cook meat? I'm more practical than him and I don't think I have Neanderthaler blood. I didn't see this part of the conversation coming at all.
This really took a turn. Yeah.
Have you done the DNA tests? Yeah. You know the percentage thing? Yeah.
So he's part Neanderthal. Well, good luck with that.
Yeah. Thank you so much.
You chose well. It's a good ad for Bumble.
Yeah, he chopped chopped all this wood he's constantly pulling your apartment apart so he can burn it to cook mastodon micah i want us to be friends because uh i really i mean we're first of all we're height compatible I think both of us I am you are a supermodel in your world

I think both of us,

I am,

you know,

you are a supermodel in the,

in your world.

I think as men go,

I'm considered quite,

fill that in later.

And then,

just whatever,

use AI.

Delusional.

Delusional.

But,

but Micah,

it's been really nice

talking to you.

And if our paths

cross someday, I know we're going to get to the bottom of this very strange talking to you. And if our paths cross someday,

I know we're going to get to the bottom

of this very strange relationship we have.

And it is a relationship.

It's a three-way relationship now.

It's you, it's Robert, and it's myself.

And this has to be resolved somehow.

I don't, you know, we have to figure this out.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And we'll buy a houseboat together.

I've heard this come on before.

I've had other people offer to buy a houseboat with me in Amsterdam and I was tricked. I know.
I know you're secretly talking to Flea. Maybe you need a local to help you out with this situation.
Yes. Yes.
Well, Micah, do you have a question for me before we go? Because sometimes I don't think so. I don't think so.
Okay.

Yeah, we've gone on too long, I think.

Okay.

I can't.

And probably I can't take any more punishment.

The question is probably something like, you know, does your face hurt because it's killing me?

It would have been nice.

Micah, I really like talking to you.

You're very funny and you're very cool.

And I'm rooting for you. And guess what? For Robert.
I think he probably has very good taste in comedy. He's a wise man.
So listen to him. Okay? I hope he'll listen to this.
Well, his choice. Yeah.
All right. You take care.
Thank you so much. Nice talking to you all.
Nice talking to you too. Bye-bye.
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