Networking in Vegas: The Secret to Big Opportunities | John Ferguson DSH #1397

Yeah,

I would I have no issues with nudity whatsoever and sex.

How is every human here?

I mean, I know there's surgeries now, but you're here because of sex.

Like the world works off of sex.

So I have no issues having sex on camera and uploading it.

All right, guys, got John back on.

Third time, right?

Third time.

Let's go.

My second time alone, I had Sammy in the middle one, but number three, because why not?

I never shut up.

Yeah, and we got celebrity poker tournament this week.

Shout out to Blake.

Bro, that's going to be a fun event.

I'm going to do the interviews pre-game and then hopefully interview some of the players as they walk out because it's an open bar.

So as you walk out, you'll probably be drunk.

And I can ask you some crazy questions.

Smart.

How drunk are you going to be?

I'll let you know afterwards.

I'll let you know how hungover I get.

There's something about an open bar.

Actually, no, anything free, I just love.

Yeah.

It's like the average human who will line up for hours for a free slice of pizza when you could have worked for like half an hour and made that same amount of money for a pizza, but everybody just loves freeze.

I'm sure when you pull up to a bar, you're getting drinks paid for you, right?

That's the issue and the ironic part is everyone wants to get the little person hammered, but all I need is like three brewskis and I'm hammered.

i don't need unlimited free shots yeah yeah three and you're good three shots that's why i learned ah yeah about that yeah i need like 13.

i could imagine well my metabolism is just so fast yeah so even when i'm drunk it's only for like an hour really yeah two hours maybe it's actually great it's almost like smoking weed it's like an hour and a half yeah it's gone quick whoa how how are your hangovers Okay, I'll admit this.

As I've gotten older, I'm 28 now.

I actually get hangovers.

But when I I was in my early 20s, I could drink 30 shots and not get a hangover.

That's insane.

Yeah, but now I feel like a headache.

Bro, the headaches are the worst.

Like, the headaches are...

I'm grateful I have hangovers because it makes me not want to just always have alcohol.

But yeah, the hangovers, I just feel anxious and miserable.

Yeah, I can't do wine drunk anymore because the hangover just hurts.

It hurts so much.

You need that clear stuff.

Yeah.

The wine, I don't know if it's the sugar or whatever, whatever, but you wake up feeling like ass.

But I'll probably have a couple Mikkelobaltras at CPT.

Hell yeah.

Because I feel like you have to in that environment.

No, you don't have to.

But it's a lot more fun for me because I have all these athletes four times my size walking around, blabbering with me.

And I just, all of them are hammered.

You introduced me to Nick Nayercina last tournament and he just fought Sean Strickland.

Did you see that?

Yeah, that was, I'm actually really proud of Nick because so many influencers or creators would just blabber and say shit, hoping for clips or views.

But Nick actually went into that octagon and fought arguably one of the scariest MMA athletes we've ever seen.

Yeah, twice.

He went back.

And I don't think Nick has any experience.

I mean, I've lived at his house for a few weeks and he never practiced.

So I don't think he had much experience in the octagon and he went in against a fucking phenomenon.

Sean's right next door.

If you want to challenge him after this, no.

I do not fight anyone, not even with my words.

I'm too scared.

Have you seen the hunter person versus gorilla debate yet?

Yeah.

And I was thinking about that.

And then obviously my stupid brain thought, okay, well, 100 men, like regular average height, how many little people to kill a gorilla?

And I'm thinking we're in the seven figures.

Damn.

Without a weapon, if you include a weapon, I guess we could be.

I don't think there's enough little people on this planet to kill a gorilla.

So you think you need a million little people?

Yeah, that's a lot of reproduction.

I don't think there are over a million little people on the planet right now.

So one gorilla could kill every single little person on the planet right now.

That is my statement.

Wow.

How many little people would it take to knock down Sean Strickland?

Oh,

I'd say 400.

400, but all at once.

Like, it isn't like one after the other.

Like 400 little people surround Sean Strickland.

I really hope this room is soundproof because it's over there.

And we all just come at him.

He's going to take you up on that offer.

He is.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'd like, bro, he already looked over.

I mean,

he's got the depths there.

Hey, you're an influencer.

I'm like, hi, Sean.

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i feel like you should have him on here though i would love to i mean i'd have to earn his respect first i don't think he'd just come on yeah i mean

he'll probably respect how hard you work though like in all honesty i think he would like that.

Well, he probably doesn't even consider this work.

I'm scared.

Yeah.

Do you think you can knock someone out if you punch them?

No, I really like that's my honest answer.

I don't have like

the reach.

Like, from here to here, the force isn't strong enough to knock someone out.

Maybe, like, a half-year-old human.

Yeah.

Maybe like a baby.

Yeah.

I could knock them out.

Yeah.

I won't because I don't want to spend my life in prison, but I could knock out a baby.

I think.

I feel confident.

Anything older than four, probably not.

I feel that.

Have you ever been in a drunk fight or a bar fight or anything?

Really?

Ironically, or wait, I guess that's not ironic.

Whenever I'm wasted, I'm like, I'm a lover.

So every time you get touchy.

No, no, no.

I don't get

weirdly like friendly.

I just get like just really friendly.

But then I also hit a limit where I just shut the fuck up and I don't say anything.

You go mute.

Yeah.

I'm a silent drunk.

I'm like in the corner by myself.

It's great though, because you would rather,

once you're hammered and you don't really have much self-control, to just not say anything.

Because I have friends who will be like, oh, you fucking pussy, like all this in like an alleyway.

And I'm like, okay, I'm going to call my Uber.

I'll see you guys later.

Angry drunk, right?

Yeah, I'm not an angry junk whatsoever.

I would say I'm angrier

in the morning when I'm editing and my computer freezes.

That's like the angriest you will ever see me.

When I pay X amount for a quality MacBook and it freezes, that is my

highest level of anger.

That's why they make you buy a new one every two, three years.

They want them to slow down.

Bro, the rainbow wheel.

Yep.

I get so mad.

I have to buy a new phone every two years, a new MacBook every three years.

Yeah, I do the iPhone every other year.

Yeah.

You have to because they slow them down, bro.

Or else it'll be like half an hour and you have to plug it in again.

I mean, time is money.

And if it's slowing you down, you know.

That's one thing we can't buy for now, though.

I know that with all this freakish AI stuff,

I don't think anything's impossible.

I was actually blabbering outside with your producer about at what level of this AI and robots will it just be too much and we won't even need humans because it's just grabbing employment rapidly at the moment.

But what if, okay, we don't need anyone to work.

So everyone just feels like they have no purpose.

And you know what happens after that?

But then

I was like, all right, well, at least you'll have one another and you'll love.

You'll love one another.

What if Elon or whoever creates robots?

Well, you can love the robot.

Then it's just weird.

Do you think you could ever date an AI if it was realistic?

That's like some freaky thing.

I could never be in a relationship with a robot.

I could have them help me with things.

I could hang out with them, maybe play 1v1 basketball on like a Fisher-Price net.

But besides that, I cannot love a robot.

But I know many will.

It's already happening, I think, in Asia.

Yeah.

I think there's like AI robots over there.

And what?

Are you having sex with the AI robot?

I believe so, yeah and they're gonna make artificial wombs i think there's already some in the market i thought flashlights were weird wait till people are having sex with robots yeah well there's already sex um sex dolls so they're just gonna turn them into sex ai and sex robots

what if the robots end up murdering us i know there's a gazillion movies about that it's a reality though soon

it's gonna happen within the next five years i wonder if they'll make any of the robots small like me

i always wonder that.

It would help them save money.

Because we're all about equality.

Yeah.

So like,

will they make small robots?

Yeah.

I guess not.

How is it grocery shopping for you?

Oh, I climb.

Like, I'll be honest, I don't give a shit.

I will climb whatever

shelf I have to at the grocery shop.

Usually when it's like, let's say spaghetti and it's up top.

Yeah.

I will put

whatever I'm holding, like my shopping.

I'll throw my shopping cart on on the other side of the aisle.

I'll climb up and I'll like hakeem lodge on the food from the shelf after I climbed up.

That's how I grocery shop.

But then I get home and half of the items are broken because I threw them from the top shelf onto the floor.

Sounds like a lawsuit.

You could probably see the grocery store for discrimination.

Dude, find me a lawyer.

Do that.

That'd be good.

What's the hardest everyday thing to do, I guess?

Hardest everything.

Ah,

bathroom.

No, hardest, but I handle it.

Like, it's fine.

Is most definitely

when my clothes are in the washer, and I like my underwear to go in the dryer because I don't like that like crusty feeling.

So I plop it up, but then you have to click like all the options.

Oh, the buttons, yeah.

Yeah, so I'd say laundry is the hardest.

But I don't like my mom to ever do my laundry.

For some reason, even though her son has small ass clothes, she will put my clothes into my father's closet, my sister's, whatever.

And this is only whenever I'm home.

I'm hardly ever home.

But that's just an example.

Like I hate when anyone else does my laundry, but laundry

for myself, it's hard to do.

I could see that.

But there's plenty of things that are harder for me in life.

But you know what?

If I really hated it that much, like I wouldn't be here.

Yeah.

I love it.

Like, I will never change the fact that I'm small.

Really?

I have so many

things in my life that have happened because I'm small.

And I'm so grateful for that.

And there's a lot of pros.

And I just feel like it's so easy to create friends.

Obviously, I feel like I'm a friendly human, but...

leveraging my height and what I look like in order to create friendships and network has been probably the largest pro of being

a little person.

I love it.

Would you rather be four feet tall or seven feet tall?

See, the only way I can answer that, Sean, is if you confirm at seven foot I'm playing in the NBA.

Ooh.

Because if not, then four foot.

If I'm an average human with an average employment, I'd rather be small than

seven foot.

Okay.

I'm being completely honest.

Like, I love being small.

There's also some advantages.

So any inch past, I think it's 5'10, you lose a year on average.

So if you're like seven feet tall, you generally don't live as long.

So that's why you film so many episodes every week.

I lost seven years, man.

I'm 6'6.

Yeah.

No, that's the thing, though.

Like, I learned this from John Sally, who's like seven feet.

He said a lot of his friends have passed away already in their 50s and 60s.

Damn.

I don't know if it's like that for little people, too, but.

It's the opposite.

I think our

life expectancy is about 84.

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Thank you.

Damn.

Three years.

You guys live way longer than average.

Wait.

No, it's below average.

I'm sorry.

84?

I don't know if that was the,

but it was three years below the average.

Oh, okay.

So.

Well, the averages are always changing.

Right now, there's it's 71 for U.S.

men.

Oh, shit.

Yeah.

And I think it's like

I don't know.

It's like 75 for women in the U.S., but each country has their own averages.

Okay.

Yeah, but 84 is pretty good.

I think.

I don't know what Canada is.

Canada might be higher than us because we have got the water.

You have better water and we got shit food over here.

So yeah, we got plenty of fast food up there, too.

It's about.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We got to move you out here, man.

I think we talked about this last time.

Bro, I really, after,

so you probably, yeah, you did.

You were hanging around me right before Christmas.

I was on a little bit of a like eight-week rager.

Like, I was just hammered everywhere I went.

And I quit after Christmas and I feel great again, which is, I mean, I'll have a few if there's like a real reason, but I was going hard and it affects little people's liver hard.

Did you get a blood test or something?

Yeah, they were like, uh, your liver enzymes need some help.

Damn.

Shit.

No more Blake Wynn free open bar at at CPT.

But no, no.

I would honestly consider moving to Las Vegas for the networking.

It's great networking.

And there's so many events that happen.

Yeah.

Every day.

UFC, PowerSlop, Selebody Poker Truth.

Bro, even WrestleMania was here.

That was lit.

I wish you came for that.

How was that?

It changed my opinion of wrestling because I'm going to be honest.

I thought wrestling was super dumb beforehand.

Yeah.

Because it's scripted or whatever.

But seeing the work that goes into it, I have to respect these athletes.

It's just that shit ain't easy.

It's so incredible.

You know, I'm surprised you haven't had Logan on here.

One day, he just went on Aiden Ross.

Shout out to Aiden.

You just went on Aiden Ross, too.

Yeah, I love Aiden.

He's actually really nice.

Yeah, you and Drake.

And was that in Toronto?

Yep.

So that was like an hour from where I live.

Nice.

So his house, though, is insane.

Full court indoor hoop.

Drake has

nine security guards just out front of his house.

Holy crap.

Like eight SUVs.

And I'm like, they

let me in, though.

They didn't want me or anything.

I just had an iPhone.

I believed walking in his house though, that I would lose my phone.

Like, I was fully prepared for like a whole search.

Yeah, sign it away.

They didn't do anything.

They just say, all right, have fun.

Walk in there.

No one even walked me in his house.

What?

You just walked in?

Walk in this mega house.

i believe they claimed it was like a hundred million in renovations he lives in a castle yeah and he bought his neighbor's house i heard yeah yeah but uh he's a legend he's really nice he's just a sweetheart i will never have one bad thing to say about the sixth god because i've seen him a few times i won't ever claim i met him because it was like hey man what's up like it wasn't like we had like a whole heart to heart but that evening at his house i hung out with him a little bit more, and that was pretty cool.

I love that.

He is like arguably the most famous Canadian, so it was him and Bieber, I would say, are one to two.

I hope he's okay because I know he was.

I don't know if it's all like the online news or whatever.

Yeah, yeah, you never know what to believe when you see it in the media.

My mom had no idea what to believe three weeks after having me when they said it was a little person.

That wasn't in the plans for her, no.

My mom planned on always having four kids, right?

Yeah.

I grew up in an average height.

I grew up with a whole average height family to give you guys some

background.

So my mom had one kid.

Cool.

An average size girl.

My mom had a second kid, another average height girl.

And my mom had a third kid.

She had a four foot now, a very small man as a son.

Well, my mom never had that fourth child because if the third one looked like this, you can only imagine what the fourth one would look like.

So she held off and I think she's happy with her

family.

Got to be happy with three, you know?

Yeah.

So it was a one in 36,000 chance that her and my father had a small child.

Is that for everyone or is that for that's for average height?

And then if I, because I'm already small, if I hook up with another little person, it's 50%

small, 25% average height, but then the other 25, it won't survive.

No way, however, if I hook up with an average height, it's like half and half odds.

Whoa, 50-50.

Quarter chance they don't survive.

Yeah, and it's happened a lot.

Like, I got plenty of friends.

Damn.

That's sad.

Fortunately, yeah, they did survive.

That's why you don't want kids.

You don't want that shit.

That's a huge reason.

But I also want an NBA player as a son.

Maybe you guys can.

Because that, if you guys

can figure out on AI or something, the odds of me having an NBA sign.

If they're greater than 20%, I'll do it.

I mean, maybe you can either marry Marina Williams, a seven-foot girl, or adopt.

That, like, wholeheartedly, that is my plan.

If I do ever want to have a kid, is I'll probably adopt.

My fiancé wants to adopt too.

Nice.

Well, she wants her own, but I want a lot.

And I feel bad making her pretty.

I have a few friends as well, like, who are older who the first three were

theirs like blood yeah and the rest that's kind of what i want i want that with kids and with dogs i want to start rescuing a bunch of people yeah like it's an incredible thing to do you know yeah i want to be able to give them a good opportunity man because not everyone gets that not everyone does and it's obviously a lot of luck but it's also how hard you worked as well that too because i look at like how i grew up and it was you know it was decent middle class whatever but i i still worked really hard bro you know what i mean crazy like you see it i see how how hard you work.

It's hilarious.

Like, a lot of folks, rightfully so, believe that I'm only here since I'm small.

But it's like, I have so many little friends working their asses off, hoping they can end up on the internet.

And it's harder than just, hey, I'm four foot, plop me on and let me be viral.

Like, you need personality.

There's so much work

that no one even sees that happens.

Like, even ahead of this, I was in, uh, shout out to Spencer.

I was in his place

editing for like five hours.

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

Shout out to Spencer.

If it all falls and crashes, I'm hopping on OnlyFans.

I don't know if that should be.

You're going to end up like Tiny Smalls.

Yeah.

I mean, he must have made a bag off that.

Dude, I just met him a month and a half ago.

I didn't know because

Ryan had uploaded him.

And I didn't know that little shit was French-Canadian.

Is he?

So I'm Canadian.

He's French-Canadian.

So grew up like four hours from me he hit me up on insta and he's so fucking hilarious he's all friendly and everything so i plan on hanging out with him i won't collaborate with him yet on his only fans but yeah so he hooked up with arguably one of the most famous adult film women on the planet right now she's got to be top three you should have her on the podcast yeah i've had lily on who's like they're beefing or whatever but i'd love to have she's bonnie's hit me up too i don't film celebrities are so easy to blabber with as well yeah they got content for days i feel like they're already so open yeah but yeah so a three-foot man slept with her i'm not gonna lie his size was impressive oh you watched i didn't watch the whole thing how much was it it was about average i thought it'd be way smaller no like how much was it oh i didn't know like i saw a clip oh Yeah, I saw a clip of it.

I want to know how much you made off of it.

I really want to.

If I had to guess at least six figures, it might have hit seven because I know how much Adam made off his wife's

off of one video.

Yeah.

Would you do it for 100K?

Fuck yeah.

Hit me up, Bonnie.

So here's...

You had the three-footer.

Have the four-footer.

I'm serious.

For $100K, I'll do it.

I will sleep with Bonnie Blue.

Damn.

You think that much money?

Well, I don't know how how much went to him, though.

Yeah, see, that's the thing, the whole equity part.

Yeah.

I would assume.

He probably got like 10.

But he's offering a lot.

Like, hooking up with a three-foot of age adult male is that's hard to find.

That's hard to find.

Who's up for it as well?

You got to know your price.

Yeah.

If I were you, I would negotiate at least 25K.

Yeah, I'll hire you as my manager.

We could text Ryan after this.

My only concern would be: you're super brand-friendly right now.

I am, but I'm okay to just break that.

Would you blur your face or?

No, no.

Really?

No.

So you're confident in your size then?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Hell yeah.

I mean, if I'm going to upload a video naked and have sex on the internet, I'm not blurring my face.

It's already there.

You know, like all of me is already there.

I meant your size down here.

Oh.

Yeah.

I would, I have no issues with nudity whatsoever and sex.

How is every human here?

here i mean i know there's surgeries now but you're here because of sex like the world works off of sex so i have no issues having sex on camera and uploading it the only reason i haven't is for other opportunities because i want to work with brands i want to hop on shows and whatnot and i i know it's like frowned upon or these days it's more accepted i feel like 10 years ago that would ruin all your bags yeah but now it's like you might lose some sponsors but it wouldn't really.

I know adult film people who are making money off platforms too, like Snapchat, Facebook,

all meta.

So, yeah, I honestly, Spencer, I feel like the window's closing for me at my age to hop in the adult film

world.

I would do it.

Well, if that's an open offer for anyone watching this, if you want to set that up for him, what's your price?

25K?

For every video?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'll do it.

All right.

It's pay as well.

Cause like I used to hit on women in an insane amount growing up and everything, like, that, like, I grew up with average high friends, so they obviously were into average high women.

Well, I used to hit on average high women every day, every night, on all the apps, on Instagram, whatever, and I failed like 99%

failure rate.

And it wasn't until a year and a half ago where I just quit wanting to even like flirt.

Yeah, I was just like, like dude i keep failing and then i went after i took head after that sounds kind of weird i flirted and hooked up with some smaller women because i had to realize how ignorant am i to just assume an average high woman should be all right with hooking up with a small man i mean it happens plenty of times however to actually have like emotional love it's a whole other that's different than hooking up yeah and i have friends who have like successful relationships with avatar women, but I needed to be real with myself.

And I knew the odds were super slim of ending up with an avatar woman.

So I just quit flirting at all.

And I love my life now.

And it would be ironic if now I end up in adult film in the adult film industry.

That'd be funny.

I think.

Yeah.

I think when you're kind of desperate, woman can sense it.

Yes.

So now that you stopped doing it, I'm sure more coming to you.

Dude, they all

love hitting me up, just asking me how I am, and it's great.

That's what I mean.

It's like when you're in a relationship, more women start hitting you up.

I would rather stuff.

I would rather just a friendship with a woman, and then if it happens, it happens, and then just be fucking flirting with 40 women at once.

Because it's a lot of work, man.

It's a waste of hours.

I'll be honest.

I would rather waste.

My time watching the NBA and the NHL, which I love.

Let's talk NBA playoffs.

Who do you have winning?

Right now, it's the second round, just started.

You're going to literally reach over and slap my hobbit head, but I got the Wolves.

No.

Dude, I like them.

They just have so many players.

Damn, they're sick.

Anthony Edwards, Rudy.

They have freaking Reed, who's great.

McDaniels, the Lakers screwed up, handing him away.

Obviously, the Celtics should head out of the east, but on the west, Oklahoma City is not proving much right now.

I don't know.

Obviously, they're young, and it's the classic thing to say, like, oh, they don't have any experience.

But, like, I think the lack of experience for OKC will hurt them.

The Nuggets are a tough matchup for them.

I know.

I didn't even think they would beat the Clippers.

Clippers were hot before the playoffs.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's crazy.

The West is just so stacked.

I feel like any team in the top eight before the playoffs started could have made it to the finals.

The Clippers, I thought, were heading to the finals, but now I have the Wolves.

No call.

So you think they're going to beat the Warriors then?

Oh, dude, I think you can clip this right now.

Warriors, Wolves series.

I got the Wolves in five.

Damn.

Yeah, I do.

Damn.

Warriors are an experienced team.

Yes.

However, the finals, I'm going to go Wolves, Celtics.

But it'll be OKC, Wolves, Celtics, Cleveland.

I don't got the Knicks.

I'm sorry.

It's all good.

I'm also realistic.

Okay.

So even though I'm- I like Brunson so much.

Yeah, they need one more piece, though, if they're going to make the finals.

Free agency.

Where do you think Giannis goes?

I've seen people say Houston.

I've seen people say Lakers.

Lakers need a center.

Lakers just always need everything in the offseason.

I see so many memes or highlights of, if we do this and this, we'll get this player.

But they got Luca.

He's definitely dipping, though.

He's not happy there.

No.

The food isn't

healthy there.

You think Damian Liller's done?

That's a rough injury for him.

That's so sad.

Yeah.

He had the blood clots, and then he comes back and fucking ACL, right?

Was it Achilles or Achilles?

Sometimes one of the worst ones.

It was the one that Clay had.

So, yeah, it was.

And he's 35 now.

God, damn, yeah.

And he's...

He played so long on the Blazers and never won.

And damn, yeah.

I don't know.

Just hope the Raptors play well next year.

We could end up with the first overall pick.

It could happen.

You guys had a rough year, right?

Yeah.

Well, it was rough because I was all for just losing.

Like, just let's end up with flag.

But then we won like enough so that we're just like shit, but we're not shitty enough for flag.

So it's like, ugh.

Yeah, you guys were like, what, the 11th seed or something?

Yeah.

That's like the worst spot to be in.

It's the worst.

You weren't even in the play-in yeah like i don't want to be there yeah that sucks man if kawaii never left who knows what would have happened there dude he shouldn't have never left he won't we wanted to head home obviously los angeles but how's the politics been in canada i've been seeing some they just denied such a denied the milk boys from uh interviewing them or something yeah yep so uh we just had our election

two weeks ago it was conservative versus liberal um obviously there was a few other political parties but but they were not going to win.

They didn't really have any hope.

It was close, though.

It was the conservatives versus the liberals.

And I would argue that our country's ending up like the U.S., where it'll be split.

Damn.

And it'll be bad because there'll be a lot of unhappiness.

And my biggest issue, and I know I'm a selfish little prick for saying this.

I don't want to be in my 20s working my ass off so I can hand half my income to somebody my age who is not working at all and has no work ethic.

Why is it the harder I work, the more I have to just hand away to somebody who isn't working hard enough?

You know what I mean?

No.

That pisses me off.

I mean, especially with what the U.S.

is uncovering with Doge and see how the money is being spent, it's like...

Like, I just paid six figures in taxes this year and I'm like, wow, that probably will go nowhere.

Yeah.

And I worked really hard to get that.

Why is it that it's not even

motivating if you work hard anymore?

Because you're like, oh, I'm going to work hard and make a lot of money and then give it away.

Yeah.

For what?

Yeah,

I'd be open to like maybe 25%, but 50% is insane, bro.

But we get free healthcare.

So if you want an MRI, you can have it in.

three years or so.

Which is crazy because I could walk in right now and get an MRI in two hours.

A lot of my medical procedures, I have it in the U.S.

Even as a Canadian who has a health card and everything, I get free health care.

I have my ears cleaned in the U.S.

I get my blood work in the U.S.

And

the only thing I have at home since it's planned a year in advance is an MRI.

Wow.

That's nuts.

So if you want to get your teeth cleaned in Canada, how long does that take to get sick?

Oh, well, that's...

Private now.

Oh, it is?

Yes.

Oh, they cover that here.

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

You could get it.

How is free health care anymore in Canada?

I know.

People in the U.S.

say they want free health care, and it's like.

No, they don't.

They just want free anything.

Everyone's so lazy to make their own money and work hard.

Everyone just says

everyone relies on complaining instead of just action.

You know what I mean?

How lazy are people in Canada?

I mean, I would argue there's laziness everywhere.

Yeah.

However, like the free handouts is just what I can't stand.

Because that incentivizes them to be lazy.

Everybody just wants the free handout.

You're rewarding them.

Yeah.

It's a shit show, but you're right, though.

There's lazy people everywhere.

Yeah.

I'm ready to be audited, though, because I filed my taxes and I think I did pretty well.

Do they audit commonly over there?

Oh, yeah, here and there.

I just, I would assume they would want to audit a 27-year-old who creates videos online.

Like, Like, I would, I'd be curious.

Like, what the fuck does he do?

Well, they also don't like people speaking out politics over there, right?

I'm coming back.

I promise.

I am very fortunate, though, that I am small because the officers or whoever are always quite friendly to me.

I'm friendly to them.

Yeah.

I've loved living a little life where anyone, like police or who, whenever I'm crossing into the U.S., like everyone's so friendly to me because I would assume I'm small, but also because I just blabber with them.

I'm like, hey, how are you?

I feel like we now live in a society where they want us afraid of everyone, of everything.

And it's just like, why?

I know this is fucked up, but what's the worst that will happen?

Like, you die, okay?

You know, like, everyone's so afraid for nothing.

I know.

I used to fear death.

And luckily, I'm at the point now where it's like, I've accepted it.

Yeah.

But you can't live every day like, oh, shit.

Bro, I Ubered over here.

It was probably like eight minutes.

I could have,

who knows what would have happened in the car, you know?

My Uber driver from in Miami just told me he saw a motorcyclist die.

Like, you never know, man.

That's gnarly.

So if you filmed an adult scene, would you tell your mother?

My mom,

my mom literally knows everything I do.

Like I tell my mom absolutely everything.

She follows me on Instagram.

She knew the moment I I smoked my first joint.

She found out when I first had alcohol.

And I think,

oh, God, I don't want to admit this, but when I lost my virginity, which honestly was like,

how old was I?

My first year of university.

I was old when I lost my virginity.

You can imagine why.

And I called my mom the next morning.

Not because I was proud, but because I was worried the protection didn't work.

I'm an anxious guy when I was younger.

You didn't wear a condom?

No, I wore it.

I just, I've, I read online, is there a way for the condom not to work?

And there's like, here's a zero point zero zero.

I'm like, fuck, I'm that, I'm that one after all those zeros.

And I also let my mom know one time that I had hemorrhoids.

No, I'm being completely serious.

And it was such a weird way that they found out.

So her and her mom, my grandma, I sent a picture of my asshole because it was in severe pain to my mom and grandma.

And then I messaged group chat.

And I was like, like hey guys what's going on right now I haven't crapped in a week and this was when I was losing a lot of weight because my knees were hurting me so I lost a lot of weight and I guess I wasn't eating enough fiber so I got hemorrhoids but all I knew is there's this like thing in between my asshole and I was hoping it was shit so that I would finally be shitting but no it was a blood vessel I found that out because my grandma used to be a nurse and she saw the photo of my asshole that I sent her in the iMessage group chat And she was so nonchalant about it.

She's like, hey, sweetie, looks like you have a hemorrhoid.

Like anyone else who I sent a picture of my ass cracked to be like, what the fuck?

Block me.

Rightfully so.

My grandma was just like, yeah, you need preparation H.

Said, okay, sweet.

That's awesome.

But then I explained that to everyone around me as if it was like, yeah, my grandma let me.

know I have hemorrhoids.

And they're like, how does your grandma know?

And I was like, oh, a photo.

And then it hit me like i should not be telling this to everyone so instead i'm gonna explain it on one of the biggest podcasts in the world appreciate the honesty that's okay yeah no i tell my mom and grandma everything so to answer your question i really do want to make adult film videos but they would hopefully not see it but they would hear about it

well if they see you on uh ryan palnell's show i think they'll know what's going on yeah well the money's good they'll thank me when christmas is thriving You know what I mean?

Everyone's getting an iPad, MacBook.

I'll get my mom an Escalade if I need it.

Damn.

All right.

I don't know how much money is in it, but we'll see.

You might have to do a two-on-two collab with Tiny Smalls.

Maybe like half and half versus one-in-one.

Maybe you two and Lily or U2 and.

Yeah.

Dude, I love Tiny Smalls.

Great guy.

I would love to know how much he makes.

And

I will hop in with Rachel Starr.

Get a nice veteran in there anyone who wants to I'm down to do it you know what this is my official call out as if I'm like in MMA but it's actually the opposite this is my call out to any high-end adult film artist who wants to make a video and make a lot of money all right let's go who is the goat of the adult industry Rachel Starr wow quick answer chance When I was like horny, I used to be so much hornier when I was in average high women until I realized average high women probably do not want a four-foot man when i was horny uh i was watching rachel star at least three times a week yeah i've never seen her in the last year and a half i

as i explained i just haven't been horny at all no fap no fab i don't even masturbate anymore which is great because i save so much time and energy so much time and energy I waste all my time now on the NBA and the NHL and it's great.

I love it.

Wow.

That's impressive.

A year and a half is one of the longest streets i've heard i have woken up from a dream i think the americans call it a wet dream wet dream yeah what do they call it in canada i think that's also what they call it i don't know i said it like that but yeah yeah wet dreams are inevitable if you're doing no fat because your body eventually has to get it out yeah you know yeah that's why unless you were dreaming about smashing rachel star so yeah she's older now she's like she has to be 50.

damn she was on ryan's um i think she was on an episode frequently.

Would you still smash right now?

Yeah.

Well, I would hook up with an 80-year-old.

What?

If it made sense.

Yo, that's old, bro.

I don't know.

That's your grandmother's age.

Oh, God.

Who's an 80-year-old who I'd hook up with?

How old is

who's the one chaff who is in

prison?

She's friends with Snoop Dogg.

I don't know.

She's in all the rows.

Oh, wait, is that Roseanne Barr?

No, there's one more, but I would for sure hook up with her.

She's like super close with

her.

Name begins with an M.

She's close with Miriam Adelson.

No.

She's in all the rose.

She was

Justin

Peepers Rose.

Martha Stewart.

I would have sex with Martha Stewart.

Okay.

There you go.

Well, if you're watching this, Martha.

I don't know if she's in her 80s yet.

That could be rude if I believe she was.

Yeah, women get offended when you think they're older than they are.

But if she watches it,

then that's pretty flattering.

Whenever a woman asks me how old do I look, I always give a young answer.

Oh, for me, I've just received them my whole life because I'm small.

Everyone asks me how old I am.

Sorry, I'm fucking yawning.

It sounds like I'm 85.

But I've been asked how old it was my whole life.

But I might go to Istanbul for the old hairline transplant and switch it up.

Your hair looks good, though.

Thanks, man.

I appreciate it.

I wish I had freaking

curly hair like you, bro.

Not bad.

It's good.

What do people think, though, that you're younger or older usually?

Oh, dude, it fluctuates, which is fun.

I can be young and old as fuck.

It's great.

Yeah, I don't get offended if people think I'm older, but women get offended.

Yeah, so much more.

Yeah.

And I was like such an open mouth which you've learned that I've asked many women how old they are just out of curiosity.

and it gets bad.

You can't ask their weight either.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Yeah, never ask that one.

You have to just visualize it and place it in your brain of how heavy they are.

Yeah.

But speaking of weight, dude, as a little person, I need to make sure I'm below like 105.

Really?

Because I'll be honest, I've added a few LPs because I I like let loose in Europe and during Christmas and I ate a lot and I felt it in my knees.

Damn.

I have to head the other way, but I won't get a hemorrhoid this time, grandma.

What's the most you've weighed?

Most I weighed probably 115.

Damn.

Yeah, that's big.

And were you fat?

Yeah.

That was big.

Because I'm 195, but I don't look fat.

Well, brother, you're eight of me.

I'm 6'6.

It's fine, yeah.

Well, dude, I'll see you at CPT this weekend.

Yes.

And we'll link everything below.

And guys, if you want him in an adult scene.

You will not see me on pornhub because I don't want you finding me.

But I might do it wholeheartedly, though, this guy is, I'm going to just, you know, promote you because you deserve it.

This man is such an inspiration to me because I love my career.

I love working my ass off.

And whenever I think I'm working too hard, I just think about this guy.

And he's working four times as hard as me.

You are an awesome person.

I could chat with you off camera for hours the same, which is wild.

Which we've done already.

Thanks for coming on, bro.

He's going to make me do that.

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