Making $8M, S*x Parties & Body Counts I Kazumi DSH #440

A guy who's completely blind who only heard my voice on podcast.

No way.

And he actually has started, can start seeing on his left eye.

He's so serious.

I could voice note him and he'll be like, yeah, I can see.

So you f the vision back into him.

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all right all right guys we are here with kazumi first podcast of the year for her how's it going hey i'm nervous don't be nervous you just got peed on yeah i did for work this won't be as bad as that right that was awesome oh you enjoyed it yeah yeah it was consensual peeing was it a guy or a girl it was a guy and then i pissed on him back whoa it's equal rights I haven't heard it the other way around or seen it.

You haven't like heard of...

I've heard of Golden Showers and I've only seen the dude doing it.

Oh, no, it's gender neutral.

Wow.

In today's world, yeah.

And where can people watch that?

Not on OnlyFans, because OnlyFans actually doesn't allow piss, so it's only fansly.

Yeah, because of payment processors, you can't do like a lot of things on OnlyFans.

You can't peg.

Wow.

You can't fist,

but you can put four fingers.

Four fingers, but not a fist.

No, that's crazy.

Yeah, because I know there was these twin sisters that got banned on OnlyFans.

Well, that's because of like incest.

Right.

Even though if they're not

inside each other, I don't really know if that's incest.

I don't know if that's like an okay thing to say.

I think they were fingering, but that was too much.

Yeah, no, that's that's like

wincest, not winces, right?

Yeah, not winning.

They got banned from their country too.

I forgot where they were from.

It was something crazy.

That's actually insane.

What I do between my sibling and I is my business.

I didn't know you had a sibling.

Yeah, and we don't do that.

Okay.

For sure.

Brother or sister?

Brother.

Got it.

He knows what I do, and the rest of my family doesn't.

Oh, really?

No, they would commit seppuku, dude.

But you've blown up.

How do they still not know about it?

I think the internet is really big.

Don't do it.

But they just haven't found out.

What?

They're like on Asian Facebook.

I guess I'm like the president of ABGs right now, but it just kind of hasn't happened yet.

Yeah, because you're like the biggest Asian in the space.

Yes!

Have you watched me?

I'm not going to lie, I haven't.

Thank you!

I thought the video when you pulled the random guy off the street was interesting.

Thank you.

So I watched that one.

I did the sequel today.

Oh, yeah?

yeah yeah yeah same guy uh no different guy okay no no i'm the main character and then i just find new hoodlums on the street yeah i wanted to see if it was real or not it's definitely not real oh it's not real no oh oh i thought it was a real guy it's so well it is a real person with real hopes and dreams he was an ai real

too okay yeah Okay.

Well, that's probably better just because you know they're like safe and everything too.

Yeah, yeah.

No, I get tested every seven to ten days.

Jeez.

Every Monday, actually.

Even if I'm not actively just out of like course of habit, it's kind of made like outside sex a little annoying because I can't have sex spontaneously.

You got a test first?

Yeah, I need to see a test.

Wow.

And the test takes some time to hear back, right?

No, it comes back in 12 hours.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

You could do it that morning, then you'll know that night if you're good to go.

Yeah, yeah.

But what's really surprising is like outside of my industry, a lot of civilian men will be like,

testing.

What's that?

And I'm like, bro, are you going to die?

Like, that's crazy.

A lot of people don't take tests.

It's not that hard.

Like, asymptomatic or not, you should get tested.

I agree.

I think at least once a year, right?

Yeah.

Like, I'm sure you're drowning in.

I'm not, actually.

Digital social hour with 11 million followers on Instagram isn't drowning in f ⁇ ing.

I've been with the same girl for six years.

Oh, that's so beautiful.

So I have an interesting perspective because someone in my shoes, you're right, like with followers, with money, can just get 100 the girls.

So you are like, never fall into temptation.

You're a good girl.

No, and they DM me too.

It's pretty crazy.

That's so beautiful yeah but yeah i mean yeah a lot of guys in my shoes are hundreds of girls for sure yeah hundreds millions yeah do you care about a guy's body count at all no i find that like completely irrelevant what i do care about is kind of like

their foresight you know like it's kind of like do i feel like you would a random person at the club really easily like would you fold super easily That's kind of, uh, but if, like, let's say you're a performer, like, you're a fellow industry guy and you're f ⁇ ing a girl girl every other day but they're always tested and then your outside sex uh sex partners are also getting tested.

That's fine, right?

Even like and I would much prefer that guy over a guy who maybe goes to the club once a week or once a month like a random chicken cancun.

That guy is crazy.

Interesting.

To me, yeah.

So you're cool with the stars, but if you're guys at the club then I mean they need to get tested.

They're like, what the f like, ew.

You know, yeah.

I'm like, I'm just super f ⁇ ing all about it because for me, it's like, at the level I'm at, it's like being in the NBA.

It's like, if I sprain, what is it?

If I tear my ACL, I can't work.

You know, except like, if I tear my ACL in my world, then everyone else gets, also tears their ACL and everyone gets mad.

It spreads.

Yeah, so I have to like keep it super clean all the time.

Then that makes sense because you made over 5 million on OF from what I've heard.

Nine now.

Damn.

You're about to be in the eight-figure club.

Thank you.

You know what's crazy though is I feel like I kind of fell off this year.

Really?

So I've been looking to diversify my brand and kind of pivot a little bit.

What do you think caused the falloff?

Do you think you got shadow banned on platforms?

No, I'm already shadow banned.

I've been deleted like 7 billion times.

I think there's like this interesting thing that happens with OnlyFans where it's like the more popular or viral you get, the more subscribers you get, right?

And then how you're able to handle that influx of followers is how you're able to kind of maintain and sustain this lifestyle.

I think during what a lot of us got really rich.

I'm still pretty rich, but like I'm definitely not as rich as I was two years ago.

And that's like a fear of mine as like the years go on.

It's like how long do I want to dance like a monkey and like do crazy?

Because I'm so tired of streams.

I'm tired of most YouTubes.

I kind of like to just eat my appetizers and make my funny pee-pee

and do fun podcasts.

And I don't really want to do anything controversial.

So I've been looking to do like just that are things of my time.

I feel that.

I love doing f ⁇ ing though.

That's kind of been my conundrum.

But everyone knows that doing f ⁇ makes you way less money than if I had was just like a TikTok girl showing like

makes you less money?

Yeah, for sure.

And you did 9 million.

Yeah, but that's because I'm like, I have an IQ of a billion and I like, and I like did a lot of marketing strategies.

But I'm like definitely a rare breed in terms of a person that made a lot of money.

A lot of girls don't make a lot of money.

That's what I've heard, actually.

A lot of girl.

The girls that make a lot of money are the ones that are swarming tick tock and buying ads on instagram and twitter and they're just doing the same reel a million times yeah i see those ads all the time on instagram yeah it's like obviously she paid for that but people fall for it those i need to get in that i just hate tick tocks um i hate like those dancing trendy tick tocks i like doing podcasts because we can clip this a million times and i could have said 10 million times you know and i saw you on you're co-hosting ryan's show now too right yeah i'm an unofficial host yeah nice you're killing it on there.

You've got some very powerful moments.

Did you see when I fed that guy with cancer?

Yeah, how's he doing now?

Is he still.

I think he's at stage three.

Oh, so he went down?

I like to think my fing did that.

Wow, because he was stage four.

Yeah.

Is that how it works?

It goes backward, forwards.

It might have given him a second wind, right?

Yeah, yeah.

Wow.

His mom.

It was?

Yeah.

He's not actually the first fan I f like that.

The year before, I fed a guy who was completely blind who only heard my voice on podcasts.

No way.

Yeah, and he actually has started, can start seeing on his left eye.

I'm so serious.

I don't know if I believe it.

I'm so serious.

I could voice note him, and he'll be like, Yeah, I can see.

So you the vision back into him.

I fed him, and then within two years, his vision came back.

And conclusions are not

scientific, but yeah.

Wow.

And what was like, he can't see, so what was the

he touched my

a lot because I asked if he was a or titty guy, and he was like, titties.

I've never heard that.

You're you're a n guy?

Everyone I know is this guy that guy's a titty guy for sure

I don't think so I haven't past middle school I feel like it's all

in Asia they care about they hate if you have a big like I went to Japan to kind of scout out the market yeah they did not like my pag

my pag nation interesting yeah yeah

they like

and skinny girls a big

wow yeah I think scares them because I don't know if they're tiny

can like pass fruit or butt cheeks that makes sense because they say Asians have small on the on the smaller side or not that I would know.

Well no I would know I would know yeah.

So what have you seen with

races and sizes?

I would say it actually isn't I've

a lot of people.

I would say it actually

isn't a race thing, but I will say that if your dick is smaller, sometimes it hurts more because the blood flow completely fills your so it becomes really hard like a carrot.

Versus when guys have like 13 inch cocks their

like the blood flow can't like correctly circulate into their

d they're like spongy oh semi-hard like spongy hot dogs yeah wait you've seen a 13 yeah i didn't know that was possible i have a scene of dread you could look it up wow but that's like surgery right like that's not yeah no his is like what yeah it's like that but i think he might have a hard time dating because that's not everyday

that's holiday yeah you gotta prep for that i think good everyday is four to six Oh, that's it?

Yeah.

That's not bad at all.

Four to seven.

Okay.

Four to four to eight.

Okay, now it's getting wider.

Yeah, I mean, if we have preferences, but still, being four or five, a lot of guys.

It's not like, it's not like you need a girl with like giant.

But if she has giants, it's awesome.

But it's not like I'm specifically only searching for like eight inches and above.

If I get it, it's like a little silly treat.

I wish we could find out a guy's size before we like got there.

But yeah.

Yeah, maybe they should add that on dating apps.

Like, what's your size?

Yeah, I don't care about your height.

You don't care?

I've been with so many short kings.

Really?

I like short kings that are buff.

Okay.

A lot of guys are actually short because it makes them closer to the ground so their ds look bigger.

Interesting.

I never thought about that one.

There's a lot of tall guys because then your has to be really big proportionally.

Wow, that makes a lot of sense.

I'm not even lying about that.

No, I'm thinking about

what I've watched.

And I don't watch it anymore, but yeah, that makes sense.

You don't watch anymore?

Do you feel like it's bad for you?

Or you're just like born with the current climate of

limits.

You could get way too into it.

Yeah, yeah.

So I try not to get there because I have an addictive personality.

Oh, word, I see.

See, I people always ask me if I'm like desensitized from like sex and because obviously I surround myself with it a lot.

But like, I would say like it depends on the context.

Like I could see someone in front of us right now and it wouldn't like me.

You wouldn't get turned on?

Unless they were looking at me and being like, you like that?

Then I would be like, me?

Oh,

yeah, I could.

I'm like in a neutral state of horny.

I could get there, but like, I don't need to.

Okay.

Yeah, I can focus pretty easily.

So it's like a switch.

You can control it.

Yeah.

I mean, like, sometimes like, like,

I'm kind of like a girl cuck.

Like, I love watching people f.

But, like, it happens all the time everywhere I go that, like, unless it's directly for me, it doesn't really mean anything.

Wow.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Let's dive into that because watching people have sex, you have these parties from what I've heard.

Who told you that?

I got sources.

Who is telling?

Everyone in the world knows I throw or parties and it's like the most hilarious, like multiverse fact about me ever.

I'm pretty sure you've said it on a pod.

Okay,

they're sex-friendly parties.

Like I would say like 10% of people are f ⁇ ing.

The rest of us are eating hors d'oeuvres and like getting to know each other and like sitting by the fireplace.

That's more.

That would be me probably, but 10%.

So if you have 100 people, about 10 of them are.

Yeah, yeah.

Because it's like, it's also a testing thing.

You know what I mean?

Like if we, if I see,

I don't know what your friends are like, but if I tell them like, hey, I f this guy, the first thing they ask is, is he tested?

And I'm always like, what are you

watching?

Like, yeah, he is tested.

So there.

That wouldn't be the first thing I would ask.

Yeah, well, it would be the first thing you'd ask.

Was it good?

Really?

Yeah.

Does it get you like off?

No, it's just like if someone told me they had sex, I would be like, oh, was it good?

Like, did you enjoy it?

It excites me when people are good.

But I really love like a hilariously bad sex story.

Have you had any?

Like in my life?

Yeah.

Yeah.

But it's like pizza.

Like even bad sex is still sex.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Okay.

Have you had bad sex?

So my body counts only one.

What?

Yes.

Ever in your life?

Yeah.

So I would say no.

Yeah.

Well, maybe when I first was starting.

That's so beautiful.

Yeah.

I love that.

So that's why this is interesting to me.

I have never heard.

Well, no, of course I have.

I haven't heard of like a monogamous person in a long time.

Really?

Yeah.

Well, I'm polyamorous.

Okay.

You know, so I haven't, I have a partner.

We've been together for four years.

Interesting.

I've never heard you talk about him.

No, I talk about him all the time.

It's like open.

I'm pretty open book about like the fact that I'm in a relationship.

And you don't care if he hooks up with someone.

That has nothing to do with me.

Wow.

But that's like, I think the same for myself.

Like I don't think what I, I communicate what needs to be communicated and I play within the boundaries that I'm allowed to.

Like I can't do everything with someone else, but I make sure that I just check in on him constantly and make sure he feels good.

Like, if I feel like he's starting to get jealous, or it's starting, I'm starting to spend too much time with another person, I'll like roll it back because

he's my main person.

Now, when it comes to having kids, yeah, that I'm gonna have kids of myself with that person, yeah.

But I would like kids, like, right at the edge of menopause.

So, like 35,

is it?

I would like, say, like 39.

Oh, it's that late?

Okay, 39.

So, that's pretty late for a woman.

Yeah, I could do it.

And a lot of like women like whom have a lot of money freeze their eggs.

Is that something you'd consider?

Yeah, for sure.

Yeah, didn't the Kardashians do that or something?

Yeah.

Surrogate.

I am not in a rush for kids.

I like love traveling and being my own person.

Being a financially independent woman is like one of the most powerful things you can be because I don't really have to be controlled.

by a guy.

Yeah, that's true.

You're in a rare situation where I feel like a lot of women aren't in that situation.

And I think the relationships I have, especially with men, are much better because all the men in my life are because I want them and not because I need them.

Like I used to have such

relationships before my current boyfriend where like if they cheated on me or if they were tired of me, they would kick me out and I'd be like,

like I have to figure my life out right now.

And I don't want anyone to have that type of power of me anymore.

Damn, you got kicked out?

Yeah, yeah.

I've been kicked out vaguely.

Well, my dad kicked me out.

And then like I had boyfriends kick me out.

Okay.

So why did your dad kick you out?

I had a curfew of 10 p.m and i got home 10 30 but i don't like saying that because then everyone is like oh that's why you like to get peed on and i'm like well nature versus nurture i don't know if like his strictness made me like a kinkier person i think it definitely made me sneakier right i think it made me more curious for sure asians be strict with those curfews with the homework i wasn't allowed outside till i turned 17.

what yeah like

i only went to school like during summer during holidays, during weekends.

I was at home or with my family and they had a tracking device on me till

college.

Yeah.

He tracked your car?

I don't know how to drive.

So he tracked my phone.

But I didn't get a phone till I turned 18.

That is crazy.

But that's not why I'm like this.

I probably would have been like this even if my parents were like

not super strict stereotypical Asian parents.

Right.

Do you still talk to them?

I would say our relationship is interesting because right now it's like my life is perfect.

You know,

I'm handled, you know, and I don't really need them for anything.

So I think they're like, this is fine.

But I do know that once they find out, they will literally explode.

Yeah, they might, I don't even know how they'll react.

No, like,

if you've seen my, like, it's nuts.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It is pretty nuts.

Do I look like that would be my b ⁇ ?

What do you mean?

Like, do I look like I would create such evil?

No.

You are wild for sure.

Yeah.

I think it's like a fun duality because I feel like outwardly, I feel like I don't give off this like intense energy.

And lately, I've kind of realized that nowadays has just become like a passion project for me because I actually don't feel like I need to make more money.

Well, I do to live and sustain this lifestyle.

But I make so much money residually off of OnlyFans.

I've just kind of been doing projects that...

are like really fulfilling for me nowadays.

That makes sense because you've reached a certain point where your life won't really change much if you make another million.

Yeah.

I mean, if I made like a hundred million, that would be crazy.

I would be somewhere else.

But it's, yeah.

Oh, what I was saying

10 conversations ago, I've been looking to diversify.

I want to get into like streetwear this year.

Start your own brand.

I want to get into fashion and streetwear and do something completely unrelated to

because I just want to see how successful I can be without like

making it about Kazumi.

Kazumi is not even my real name.

It's an escort.

That's not who I actually am.

It is.

It's an extension, but yeah.

So the clothing brand would be under your real name, you're saying?

I don't think it would have any connection to me or my name.

I just want to create good work like unrelated to what I did before this.

And I want to see if it can stand on its own business.

Yeah, that's smart.

Pretty much what Lana Rhodes did, right?

She was in the industry for a couple years, and now she's out making money in other avenues.

Yeah, she's an interesting character to me because I'm from a totally different generation of

because I I started off as an independent content creator whereas she started with studio.

Right, right.

So I feel like her experiences are probably like night and day compared to what I was.

Yeah, I have seen you talk about her actually.

Yeah, because now she kind of bashes the industry.

I wouldn't, I would say anyone's experience in the entertainment industry is totally valid.

I think she got into

when she was 18.

I got into

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Um, a year ago.

Oh, that's it?

Yeah.

So

I'm 26, turning on 27.

Okay.

And I make my own money.

So like I'm only agreeing to projects that I actually want to do.

So I don't really have that like trial and error of like dealing with shit I don't want to do or feeling like I need to do before I'm ready or doing all that about it.

So I don't know what her actual experience is like.

Interesting.

So 26, that's kind of late to enter the game, right?

For a girl?

I don't even say late, but if someone calls me a MILF, I will kill myself.

A don't.

I mean, in like five years.

Yeah, MILF is not an age, it's a cup size.

Interesting.

Yeah, like I feel like I have MILF tits.

Okay.

You know?

Like, if I like go a step higher, it's like I'm in MILF season.

There's no going back.

Did you get a procedure on this?

Yeah, yeah.

I'm pretty GMO, bro.

Like, this whole situation is not

bad.

Yeah.

Wow.

Even the face?

Yeah, I just recently took off a chin implant.

That's why I didn't do podcasts for a while because I had a chin implant that was melting my face and slowly floating down.

And people kept commenting about how my face was like deformed.

So it's gone.

So this is actually my natural face.

It wasn't natural last year, though, which is why my face is different.

Yeah, you see with Simon Cowell, I think.

He's getting a ton of heat for the plastic surgery on his face.

The guy from America's Got Talent.

You know what's crazy?

I think

I like bimboification.

Actually, you know, just, well, I mean, it's self-explanatory.

Like, it's just like the creation, like, just turning into a bimbo.

But really, I just like anyone creating

like a life for themselves, however it looks.

Like, if you want to get fully tatted, like, and tattoo your eyeballs and tattoo your teeth and just look nuts, um,

whatever, whatever is clever, bro, like, whatever makes you happy.

I went to.

Yeah, I went to a furry convention.

Like, I got to hear about that.

A few years ago, and of course, I went there to laugh.

And actually, I came enlightened.

Cause I was like, I like saw this guy and he was dressed up like a fox.

And

not to assume, but I assume that in his personal life, he's probably a dork because he spent three grand on a fox fursuit.

But in this world, he was so fing cool.

Like everyone was taking pictures of him.

He was like dapping people up.

I was like, you know, like, who am I to take that away from someone else?

Which is why I don't mind any type of person, like trans people or like furries or like bimbofication.

Like if my tits were this big, I still deserve respect.

Even if it's like something you don't understand, you don't have to destroy it.

Yeah, for sure.

What costume did you wear to that furries convention?

I was just the cat girl.

Okay.

Yeah, standard.

Nice.

Have you ever had to dress up anything crazy for a scene or anything?

Um,

I feel like most scenes I play myself or like different permutations.

I play a hooker a lot.

Okay.

Yeah.

I think the video you saw of me, I was a hooker.

Pretty much, yeah.

You went on the street and said want to have sex.

Yes

Hey, let's

I also play like a reality TV show girl a lot.

I just did another reality TV show

a few months ago and that was funny.

Nice.

Yeah, it was like Love Island except

island.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, like it was like we all it was like like 20 of us just living in this like nice house and

We just had like sex challenges and we just

the whole time.

Wow.

All 20 of you at the same time?

Um, yeah, I would say like at the same time or like on and off.

They had like a system where if you had a green bracelet, then you were good to go.

If you had a yellow bracelet, you were down to be on camera, but you didn't need to fit.

And like red meant like, don't go near it.

Tired of fing.

Yeah.

Wow.

I just kept a green bracelet on the whole time.

It just got railed 24-7.

Wow.

Yeah.

Yeah, you said you've been on more gangbangs than podcasts.

Yeah, for sure.

I mean, how many podcasts have I been on?

Like 25?

Yeah.

I've probably done like 1 million gangbangs.

No, just kidding.

Just kidding.

Just kidding.

Is she kidding, though, guys?

I think I've done a lot.

I've done gangbangs the most in my personal life.

Oh, outside of shooting.

Yeah.

Whoa.

Like, when I did my Black Raw gangbang, I did a lot of research because I just have talked so much about gangbangs.

I was like, I knew I had to stand on business of it.

Like, I remember, like, I did my market research, which is watch a bunch of gangbangs.

I also like messaged every girl I knew who was a gangbang girl.

I asked a bunch of fans.

I had one fan send me an email with like timestamps of like important gangbangs with like different like notes on each one.

And yeah, I just studied the out of it.

Wow.

So what were some takeaways when you were studying like certain positions or things you need to do?

When you get to

performing versus sex, it's a lot more camera awareness and like the

like the tech the technique.

Like some fan like the way I would ride in real life

Sucks because it lasts 10 seconds and then I say never mind damn if I'm gonna ride you on camera I'm doing it in a way that's a lot more aesthetically pleasing

I think one of my big gangbang takeaways was just be vocal like I have like a note on my notes app like a list of like like dirty talk ad-libs to spit out like when I don't know what else to say That's actually smart because sometimes you're in the moment and you don't know what to say.

Yeah, like I don't want to say harder, harder, harder, like the whole time.

Like I don't want to like say

bruise my esophagus

and just knowing that like weird is better if you stand on it, you know, like

punch my stomach in.

Yeah.

I want to feel it tomorrow.

I want to be in a wheelchair.

Mix it up a bit.

Yeah.

Some people got the same one or two liners.

But at the at the stage you're at now, you pretty much know all the guys you're filming with, right?

Yeah, yeah.

I pretty much know everyone.

I try.

I really prefer OnlyFans over mainstream because obviously with OnlyFans, it's my own production.

And with Mainstream, you can't always choose who your partners are.

But with my gangbang, I was super specific.

I was like, this is like

my christening.

This is like the most important day of my year last summer.

Did you do anything with Spencer, the guy who introduced us?

He was in that reality show.

Oh, he was there?

Yeah, and we fed me on a roof.

Can I say that?

Yeah.

He fed me on a roof.

And then when he pulled out, he like nut over the roof onto like three girls on the ground.

Like he

hockey them from like from the roof to the floor.

Damn, my boy.

Yeah, he like aimed.

He like sniper rifled that yeah.

It was funny because I was just getting pumped in the roof and I was like, what about me?

Like no drops.

Oh, you wanted some?

Yeah.

Wow.

I didn't know.

I didn't know my man was like that out here.

God damn, Spencer.

I don't know what angle he gave you if he was just being normal.

He didn't even tell me you guys did a scene together, honestly.

Oh, well then, click.

No, but that space fascinates me because he said he's like top 10 on the male side.

No, he's great.

He's amazing.

I think he's fantastic.

Yeah, because on the male side, I feel like it's harder to make a name for yourself.

Absolutely.

I think there's a lot more pressure because I can fake it, you know?

Not that I do, but you can't fake a hard.

Well, you can.

What's the thing they take?

Like Trimax, where they shoot it up.

Yeah, the injection.

Yeah, yeah.

And some people have the implant too.

Implant.

Yeah, yeah, where you like press your balls and then your gets hot.

No way.

And And then you press it again and then your d goes back down.

What?

Yeah.

Some hydraulic system.

That doesn't sound like it's enjoyable though.

Oh, it is.

You've done it before?

Well, yeah, I someone with a

like that.

Yeah.

No way.

But why would you do that?

I'd be able to, I want to control it, you know what I mean?

There's a famous story.

I, um, you know, Prince Yashua, he always girls of his Timberlands on.

No.

He's from New York, obviously.

And he messaged me and he was like, hey, we're shooting tomorrow, but I broke my.

So I was 11 inches and now I'm only nine and I was like where'd the rest of the go

and he was like it like reverse cowgirl it's gone what and I was like luckily you still you luckily you started off at 11 because some guys can't lose two inches no not at all because if you're four and you lose two that's you're over now you're down to micro level yeah um micros are okay you've seen them yeah I've seen them okay I hung out with a guy from micro

last week yeah and I peed on him.

Okay.

So you could still do other things, I guess.

Yeah, yeah.

I think, like,

everything is malleable.

It's just playing around with, like, what else we could do.

Yeah.

But then there's that are shorter than that.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

I've seen those guys.

Yeah, it goes inwards, right?

I forget what it's called.

Yeah, it was

basically.

Yeah.

Inverted.

No.

Someone I know probably don't.

I don't know.

I like always feel bad for those guys because I feel like it's time to stop body shaving men.

There's nothing wrong with a small.

It's easier for a girl to say, I think with men, it's very competitive.

Yeah.

I think they really care about it.

That's why I love gangbangs.

After a while, like two inches feels like eight inches.

Really?

It's all the same.

Wow.

Yeah.

I mean, it's just, well, no, psych.

But like, it's like you're in there.

Life is one big gangbang.

It doesn't matter if you're first or last.

You just be happy when it's your turn.

Life is one big gangbang.

You got to frame that somewhere.

Yeah.

I mean, well, unless you're you.

I guess you're having your first and last and only.

Hopefully.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm a rare breed these days.

And it's not even for religious reasons, which is she's just awesome.

I love that.

She's just the one.

But I feel like, I don't know.

It's an interesting space to learn about it for sure.

No, it's super cool.

Like, I think my boyfriend is the coolest guy ever.

Like, he's awesome.

But going exclusive is out of the question.

No.

And I don't think either of us want that.

It's not like been a thing we've ever been to.

You've never even talked about it?

We started off open, and like even like if I like asked like, would you ever be monogamous?

I think we would both laugh.

Like that's just not in our essence.

Yeah, even before,

like we would like go to swinger parties and get

together,

whatever.

Like it's like a social thing.

Like and also all my friends.

So it's like, if I want to go to a party, like do I have to be like, they're

not.

You know, I can't tap in.

Right.

Swinger parties.

There's a lot of those in Vegas, I heard.

Yeah, yeah.

There's a green door and s.

s ⁇ .

What's a green door?

Oh.

Nothing.

So when you're at a swinger party, what's the initiation when you run into another couple?

What do you guys do?

I'm not really a couples person.

I like one-on-ones.

I'll do a threesome and I'll do an

but I'm either one-on-one or gangbang.

I like guys.

No in between.

I like guys.

I'll do girls if like...

It just feels like this is hilarious.

You know, like if I make out with a girl, ha ha ha.

That's so funny.

If we start fingering each other, this this is the funniest ever.

Like, if we start, if she pulls out a strap, I'm sucking her strap, dude, what are we doing?

Like, it's so funny.

But I would say, like, in terms of like a spectrum, I'm way more straight than gay.

Like, I'll, I'll, I've obviously done threesomes with girls on camera and stuff, but those are like with really hand-picked women that I think are like psychotic and they'll just go nuts.

There's some

level of trust there.

Yeah, yeah.

Cause I remember I did a girl-on-girl scene for Vixen for Slade and I remember there was a part where Vicky Chase like whispers to me and is like make me

make me and I like looked at her and I was like

Damn I don't know how

yeah, I was like, you're gonna have to fake this like I don't know how to do it.

I figured it out.

I figured it out, but I definitely was like

You need to educate the men here because they struggled as well.

I can eat a good and I can finger a girl pretty well, but that's because I have my own and I'm sure like since you have a you would know how to suck a

I've never tried it but but I'm sure you know what it takes I don't know I mean they say that about gay guys though I've heard that yeah it's like you have a d so you would know you know a bad versus a good one if like the test was like on you'd do it wow

I'm trying not to even picture this

so you mentioned you got into this industry at 26 right what were you doing before that I was a marketing executive really Yeah, swag.

Wow.

This is a marketing podcast.

So let's go.

Let's talk about that.

Yeah, let's go.

I mean, honestly, that was the title of my

position, but I think I was in an MLM.

Okay.

Honestly, I did learn a lot because I feel like their cult tactics really

permeated into my brain, but they had me go like door to door and business to business.

So I felt like a thing that was really vital in their teachings was to not be embarrassed.

Like, I'm here to close.

Yeah.

It's ABC always be closing.

Like I've done a bunch of embarrassed in my career.

So much embarrassing.

And

it's about the bottom line.

It's about the number.

Like whatever.

I'll cry in Tahiti.

And I don't mean like I'm going to sell out my soul.

I've stayed, I've

stood on my morals and the type of person I am.

But I think a lot of women like

try to polish themselves too much.

And that's why they don't go viral.

And that's why they like don't get it.

Yeah, you're more relatable.

and this pro the marketing probably helps you blow up this stuff right yeah yeah I mean I blew up on OnlyFans specifically because I was making memes because I find memes are like the best form of propaganda like everyone wants to be in on the joke everyone wants to feel like they're part of community and I just at the time I didn't think I was like that hot like or like hot enough to have people I'm not like a Danny Banks you know like I'm not like a girl like I could take a picture and then people will like subscribe to me so I felt like an easy solution was to make memes of like myself and see if those would go viral.

Interesting.

Yeah, the first meme I had was a Photoshop image of me getting kicked out of Harvard for having OnlyFans and I just took a few selfies and that went viral everywhere.

That is smart.

Yeah.

Wow.

So you got it on the meme pages.

Yeah, I got it on the meme pages and then that's when you realized you could pay meme pages.

So then I started doing a lot more of those and then I started doing podcasts because this is unlimited viral material however way I want to clip it.

But I would say I got kind of bored of it sometime last year.

So you got to find that next passion.

Yeah, that's why I want to get into streetwear or fashion and like really delve into something that's like more exciting for me.

I think I know how to do this and it's time to like learn a new task.

Nice.

And that's smart because in your industry, girls kind of fizzle out, right?

Yeah, yeah.

And I think I like, I made my footnote.

Like, you know.

who Kazumi is, you know, and or if you don't know, then you've, you're gonna know.

But I want to just try out new projects, especially like my money with OnlyFans has kind of like steadily declined.

And I don't want to feel that fear of like, do I have to keep dancing like a monkey and like get on a stream and get humiliated all over again just to make

more money that doesn't really feel like more money in my life right now?

Yeah, I've seen you on some dating shows just get roasted.

Yeah, and it's like, again, it's like, it was always about the bottom line, right?

Like, it's not like I'm stupid.

Like, I know why I'm on the whatever podcast.

I know why I'm on the Fresh and Fit podcast.

It's like, we're all self-aware that this is a symbiotic relationship where controversy breeds conversations and conversations boost us in the algorithm.

Like, we all know what's happening.

But at a time, it was just kind of like, I don't, this doesn't really make me feel good.

This is way more demeaning than getting pissed on, respectfully.

Yeah.

At least one is consensual and like between two parties that respect each other.

And like one is like just kind of like, you know, it's, it's creating a worst world, which is like insane to assume that like me creating like my own filthy

is not destroying the world at its

best.

I don't even think it's destroying the world because I'm not here to change anyone's minds about sex.

But if you resonate with me, then I hope you feel more seen.

You know, like I'm not here to say like my lifestyle is something anyone should embody.

I'm definitely like a weird

person.

But like,

like when I saw like Sasha Gray do an interview of Tyra Banks like a million years ago, I felt really seen because my whole life I've been told I'm really different and there's something wrong with me.

And it was nice to know that maybe there isn't.

Yeah.

Yeah, you definitely don't fit into like traditional Asian culture, right?

Oh no, I'm like a nightmare.

My parents would literally kill themselves.

Yeah.

Oh man.

What was your friend group going up?

Were you with the nerds?

Were you with the cool kids?

I was in film.

So I wanted to get, I went to school for screenwriting.

So I was always in like the film crew.

Okay.

So kind of the nerdier.

Yeah, I was artsy.

I had bangs like this.

Oh.

And so since I was a nerd, I was always horny because nerds.

Yeah, nerds are horny, right?

Like everyone was horny.

But I didn't lose my virginity until high school, till college.

That's late.

Yeah.

These days, at least.

Well, I did, I did in high school.

Damn.

But just like once to

appease God.

What?

Yeah, I was doing the poop hole loophole.

I don't know what that is.

I just, well, because God at the time saw

and sex as like evil and heinous.

So I was like, well, what about

and butt?

Interesting.

That's what they do in Japan.

Because in Japan, you're

censored, but they don't censor hole because everyone has one.

Oh,

wow.

So that goes down in Japan.

Yeah, I heard at BYU they do soaking.

Have you heard of that?

Yeah.

And they have hump jumping.

Yeah.

Interesting.

I kind of like soaking.

You've done it?

Well, not like for the purposes of like the Mormon religion, but like I've like had like a inside me and we've just kind of like just chilled.

Yeah, it's chilled.

Wow.

Try it.

It's like a nice way to bond.

Really?

Huh?

Yeah, maybe there's some science behind it about just some emotional bondage.

Yeah.

Interesting.

Well, Kazumi, it's been fun.

I'm pretty speechless from here, but anything you're trying to promote or close off with?

Um, I'm starting a streetwear brand, um, but it's not gonna be related to me.

So if you see something cool, um, that's you, that's me.

All right.

Well, thanks for coming on.

Yeah, thanks for watching, guys.

Yup.

See you guys tomorrow.

Bye.