506: The Coddling of the American Mind

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Because this is where he's like, and this is where we realized we weren't dealing with millennials anymore, we were dealing with Gen Z.

And I'm like,

you could have just looked at your calendar and figured that out, man.

You couldn't have seen that coming, the new generation, you didn't see it coming.

Yeah, these are supposed to be professors, right?

Like it's new students every year.

And they're always eight college.

How is that working?

That was was just math math.

Don't you have a PhD?

You'd figure we'd run out of 18-year-olds eventually.

God-awful

movie.

Movie.

Movies.

Movies.

Welcome back to the Gam Cache, where each week we sample another selection from Christian Cinema because I'm still mad they didn't let Eli be Pope.

I'm your host, Noah Lucians, and sitting 700 miles to my immediate left left is my good friend Heath Enright.

Heath, welcome back.

Let's stay unwoke.

Very exciting.

Oh, yeah.

And unfortunately, Eli is unable to join us today.

He's taking this really hard conclave, in case you care.

But in his stead, we're excited to welcome back our favorite guest masochist who was none too pleased when we started trying out new Karas last week.

Kara Santa Maria.

Kara, welcome back.

Okay, so clearly I was not listening.

So who did you try out?

Nobody.

There was nobody.

It doesn't even matter.

It was spelled with a different first letter.

It was K and everything.

No.

How dare you?

So tell us, Heath.

They said GIF also.

Ugh.

Yeah.

So it was an upgrade in some ways, at least.

They probably would have liked this movie.

Oh, shit.

Shots fired.

Para talking some shit.

Here.

All right.

So tell us, Heath, what will we be breaking down today?

We watched the coddling of the American mind.

It's the story of kids these days and the work mind virus.

Yeah.

So basically, it basically, it's the story of me, a middle-aged, cishet white guy, and my first instinct on every political issue.

So I will need to be talked down and told why I'm stupid every so often.

Okay, so this movie, I wrote this in my notes somewhere, but this movie is me talking to my brother every time I talked to my brother until I stopped talking to my fucking brother.

Jesus.

And Kara, how bad was this movie?

Okay, well, it's like if Turning Point USA and the Young Americas Foundation fed their playbook into an AI with the prompt, take our agenda, but make it look like a punk rock zine so it's relatable for the youth,

right?

Raw, TPUSA.

Yeah, and make sure that we only feature Gen Zers who didn't actually grow up in America and are seeing the ramifications of 400 years of institutionalized hatred and bigotry through the lens of a Texas school board edited history book.

So

if you regularly use phrases like reverse racism, male loneliness epidemic, and SJW cuck, you will love this movie.

Oh, well, Dodd, yes, if you refer to all the women in your life as females, you will love Jesus.

I hated this so fucking much.

So is there anything you guys want to nominate this one for being the best at being the worst at?

I'm going to go with best, worst, making the counterpoint and then running right past it.

I know a lot of the movies we watch do that.

They like make our points for us very clearly, and then they just like don't see them.

But this one does it so many times, right?

Yeah.

And at one point, they defeat the entire movie with one.

Yeah.

They keep bringing up crazy, impossible for them to win arguments.

I'm like, okay, go on, movie.

Yeah.

Good luck.

Yeah.

Okay.

So, so you're pro

police violence, huh?

Okay.

All right.

You're going to argue against Black Lives Mattering, huh?

huh?

Okay,

all right, good luck.

So, I was gonna go with best, worst, random horror imagery.

So, a lot of this movie, they like they'll interrupt it with this, like Carol's talking about the sort of kind of punk rock zine look,

this sort of a stylized cartoon, but there will constantly be like a monster lurking under the bed, but the monster is wokeness, just over and over again.

And I think wokeness is just scribbles in a brain.

Yes.

Is that how that is?

Yeah, there's a visual.

Brain scribbles.

Yeah.

So I was able to understand that.

I was going to go with worst, worst,

calling for nuance

and then making this movie to make your point that's calling for nuance.

It's insane how little they're capable of.

It's baffling.

When we reached that point in the movie, I looked behind me to see if this movie was standing behind me fucking with me, right?

there's fake nuance standing right behind me oh

yeah like so seriously it's based on a new york times best-selling book and they made a movie into and in the book they frame they frame identity politics as having two different ways of doing it there's the common humanity angle and there's the common enemy angle aka the Martin Luther King Jr.

angle or the Adolf Hitler angle and they're and they're like

we We are MLK in our book.

Oh, are you though?

That type of nuance is what we're dealing with.

Fucking Christ.

All right.

Well, the fate of the nation lies in the balance here, so we're not going to keep you waiting for long.

We're going to keep the break brief.

And when we come back, we'll dive into all the cloud yelling that is the coddling of the American mind.

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No problem.

Hey, can you pass me the uh the bag of flour?

Sure, there you go.

Thanks.

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Okay.

All right, guys.

Welcome to the first production meeting for The Coddling of the American Mind.

As you all know, we're trying to send the message to our viewers that college has gotten too woke and that cancel culture is inhibiting free intellectual discourse.

Exactly.

So I thought the best way to bring that out would be just to, well, just kind of go around and list all our petty grievances and trust that nobody would watch a movie called The Coddling of the American Mind unless they already agreed with us so much that they would never actually check.

So we don't have to prove or even demonstrate any single claim that we make.

Nice.

Great idea.

All right.

So who has a petty grievance?

Oh, I was made to learn about black culture once.

There you go.

I had to learn about white privilege.

I had to watch a stupid training video.

Oh, oh, me too.

Can I use that one too?

No, I'm sorry, one petty grievance each.

Okay, well, then I want to switch.

You can't have my petty grievance.

That's mine.

Well, can my petty grievance be that he won't let me use his shit?

Yep.

It literally doesn't matter.

So

now, of course, the big question we have to answer at the end is, how can this be countered?

Hmm.

Yeah, that's tough.

Hey, what if everybody had to listen to us?

Wow.

Yeah, that sure would help, wouldn't it?

Yeah, like, like, what if we made it so that everybody had to, like,

I don't know, take a class at the beginning of the semester where they learn to be aware of those aggressions against us that might not normally be obvious to like

fuck.

I invented DEI training again, didn't I?

Yep, you did.

You keep doing that.

Sorry.

Sorry.

So good.

That is the movie.

And we're back for the breakdown.

And we're going to start off with this ominous title card that reads, In 2012, this is red on black, so I have to do the red on black voice, right?

In 2012, something disturbing happened to young people okay well it might as well start with get off my line right

like old man yells at clouds no they did the first thing I wrote was it was now well now I know how the cloud feels yeah

yeah like I'm pretty sure it's gonna be like smartphones and social media and I agree about that but it's a bad start yeah also it is that but then they're like look over here look over here well right yeah exactly well that's just the thing is that we all saw 2012 and we're like oh yeah it must be a social media thing.

And they're like, no, it's not that.

It's not, I mean, it is that, but it's also our thing.

So, yeah, so then we get a racially diverse group of talking heads telling us about their depression and how sad it is to be a young person these days.

Can I say something kind of mean?

Just like right off the bat.

Kind of the job.

Gen Z looks so old.

Right?

I was like, woof.

I thought they were my age.

I think it's

us, Karen.

But we look young.

Yeah, no, yeah.

They're way older than I want them to be now.

Oh, like we ruined, I know, we ruined the environment and the economy.

Well, we didn't.

Our parents did.

So like the boomers ruined the environment and the economy.

We were like, uh-oh, what do we do?

And then Gen Z was like, I'm poisoned.

This is not how it looks.

I think you were just a little older than you're willing to admit, Kara.

I think these guys, these kids have just grown up now.

Well, but I'm an elder millennial.

I'm much older than them and we look the same age.

Okay, no, that's fair.

That's fair.

Yeah.

I think you just look younger.

I don't know that it's about all the horrible things in the world.

It's about the woke mind.

No, that's probably not.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, getting back to the bird.

That's most of it.

Yeah.

You're right.

You're right.

Okay.

So we meet Kimmy.

Now, she moved to America from Uganda to go to school.

She wanted her parents to take her seriously.

So she went to art school.

American dream.

And she's like, well, you know, when I went to college, it really disintegrated my self-confidence.

And I'm like, yeah, learning how little know can do that.

Of course, and it's like you left your home country, you went to a brand new country and had to make all new friends and adapt to a completely different culture.

Of course, that's going to be hard on your self-confidence, yeah, right.

And you started studying the very marketable skill called arts.

There's also this weird moment where she thinks where she says something about Americans being too nice.

Yeah, that's a weird, that's a whole

lot.

Yeah, yeah.

No,

so and then we get our fucking Satan commies are coming for you credits, right?

Where we first start seeing my best words, we get a lot of cartoon monster faces and whatnot in the credits, yeah.

These are supposed to be, I guess, visual aids for like what is a mental health crisis.

Apparently, that's lightning bolt spreads your face out.

Yeah, yeah, and also venom, venom is involved.

I keep replaying like John Oliver in Last Week Tonight being like, cool, you know, like every time.

It's just all that happens.

Yes, it's just aggressively cool.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And then we meet Lucy.

Now, Lucy had some serious mental health problems as she was growing up.

She was in and out of a number of institutions, which she admits probably saved her life.

Yeah.

And she's like, I was really anxious.

And then she described like, kind of what sounds like a thought disorder, like she had psychotic symptoms.

Yeah.

To an untrained ear, it sounded like she was explaining schizophrenia or something she identified it as anxiety i'm not i'm not going to re-diagnose her but it sounded worse than that yeah it sounded like she was having some psychotic features and she was treated for psychosis when she was that age so and like you said she said that it like basically saved her life so

good right and she explains at this point she's like you know the doctors told me i had autism and i rejected that at first and i like

I didn't know what kind of woo we were getting into yet, right?

So like, I was like, let me calibrate how pissed off I am.

Are they going to say, you know, where are we going with this?

They will admit that autism exists in this movie, at least.

They will.

And they will admit that she is fully autistic.

Yeah.

And didn't get it from vaccines.

Well, at least they don't imply that she got it from vaccines.

That's right.

We're starting off.

This compliment sandwich episode here.

Let's wait for the sequel.

Let's wait for the sequel.

Right, right, exactly.

Well, that's why this whole first, basically one-fourth to one-third of the movie is really confusing because it's a bunch of young people being like, look at all of the ways that the world is really hard.

Look at all of the ways that racism and the patriarchy are like fucking and like climate change are fucking up our lives.

And I'm just going, uh-huh, where are they going with this?

Yeah, there was a, it's like the movie was trying to feign, right?

Like it wanted us to jump left and it was going to go right here.

Yeah, they mentioned like all those really big deal things you just said.

Like one might call them macro aggressions.

And then they're like, it's microaggressions is the problem.

That's what they do right now.

It's a little cartoon about microaggressions that we got.

And then we get Kimmy, right?

And again, Kimmy is a Ugandan immigrant.

She's like, yeah, it was really weird learning about American bigotry.

And I'm like, I bet.

Yeah.

Right.

She's also, she literally said, learning about microaggressions made me see my life through a totally different lens.

Like everything was about me being black and a woman.

And I was like, uh-huh.

Yes.

Sounds reasonable to see life through the lens of you know some things you are your intersection yeah right right i gotta be careful because i'm gonna use all the buzzwords well right so but the movie's argument right up front is knowing about racism makes us sad so let's stop knowing about it yeah that's what i wrote there racism doesn't just exist because you started seeing it right yes it's like that's not how that works but i think that is the entire argument of the movie like if you just ignore it it goes away yes exactly well especially with Lucy, right?

So we go back to Lucy.

Lucy got into Stanford, and the doctors at those hospitals told her she would never Stanford again.

I don't know what the fuck that was all about, but

she got into Stanford, and she was really excited about that.

But she's going to teach us about ableism, right?

She learned about some wokeism when she was in college, too.

So she learns about ableism.

She explains that to us.

And there's this real like weird, they do this several times in the movie.

There's this real weird, like, yes, ableism is real and it's a problem, but

it's not, though, and we're going to move on from that.

Yeah, it's like they make their point and walk right past it.

They do this over and over.

She says something really weird here.

So, Lucy says that she started to learn all the language, like the lingo, and she started to get really activisty when she was in college after learning all this stuff.

And then she was like, you know, I would use words like hegemonic and intersectional, and everybody would smile at me.

And I'm like, Lucy, that has not been my experience.

Yeah, really?

Where are you?

Where are you lumps some intersectional intersectionality.

You know, when you walk into a bar and you're like, what up, marginalized, intersectional, hegemonic people?

Come on.

There's also,

she goes,

she also goes out, she goes, you know, a lot of the time I was told that I wasn't entitled to an opinion on a subject because I wasn't a part of X or Y marginalized group.

And I'm like, well, what was the subject, Lucy?

That matters.

Yeah.

Right.

But she explains that she milked her disability for social clout.

Right.

I like that for a second, she realizes that it's not the best one, though.

She's like, Yeah, I realized, you know, depression, autism, it's decent in the personal Olympics.

Yeah, she's like, but I was the best.

And I kind of wish it was the best.

I was like, don't rank it, Lucy.

Don't do a ranking.

She goes, I realized that if I joined this group, I would be accepted more.

So I just started believing what they said.

I'm like, guys, Christians made this movie and they didn't hear it.

At one point, she goes, I felt like Katniss Everdeen, and then they show as many clips of the Hunger Games as they thought they could get away with.

Yep.

What?

Don't bring Katniss into this.

What did that even mean?

Then we get this bizarrely hyperbolic title card.

So all the title cards in this movie sound like something that somebody would scream through the walls at Arkham Asylum.

The next one just says, graciously die.

Oh, yeah.

I was like, where are they going with this?

Right.

I still don't know where they were going with this one.

But this is where we're going to meet another victim of the woke mind virus.

This is Saeed.

Said is from Nigeria.

And he's overwhelmed by the number of white people in Pennsylvania.

There were many Joshes and Jakes, apparently.

Okay.

I've been to Pennsylvania.

He is correct.

This was very sympathetic.

He's at Lafayette College and he's like, yeah, so I went to Lafayette for my freshman year.

A lot of white dudes.

And I was like, yeah.

Yeah.

And then they show us, they show us what that is.

They give us a visual aid for white people.

It's hacky sack and yoga.

And I was like, yeah, solid.

Also, Frisbee.

Oh, there's Frisbee.

Yep.

You got it.

I'm agreeing with most of the movies.

Yes, compliment sandwich.

Yeah, right.

I wrote in my notes.

I'm like, hey, man, if you wanted a clip that shows whiteness, the only better thing than four shirtless pale honkies playing hacky sack would be a fucking Klan rally or a walk through the British Museum.

Well done, guys.

The Frisbee's a Bitcoin.

I don't know how you make it.

But yeah, but he says, you know, showed up in America in 2016 and he was like, the political climate was really hard to navigate.

And I'm like, yeah, I bet it was, man.

Yeah, seriously.

I was confused.

Uh-huh.

Me too, my friend.

Me too.

So, and then he's trying to make this point.

He's like, you know, when I thought, I remembered seeing Oxford debates when, you know, when I was in high school, and that's what I thought the debate would be like in college, that we would all be debating all of these big ideas, but they just kept shutting down all the big ideas, right?

That's what we're supposed to learn from Saeed.

Yeah.

That was such a weird thing.

I'm like, Said, how big of a nerd are you?

Your idea of American college came from Oxford debates, not from like movies.

Right.

Or something American.

Yeah.

Yeah, exactly.

Like, that's what you expected it to be like.

Yeah.

I like that they show him for a second, just sitting on a bench in the quad, and he's, he's got a random book.

It's The Righteous Mind by Jonathan Haidt.

Yep.

One of the guys who wrote the book that this movie is based on.

So fucking.

Well, yeah.

I mean, later we learned that every single person featured in this movie is just somebody who's read their books obsessively.

Yeah, as a super fan.

And volunteered, yeah, to talk on film.

Right.

This is like if we did a documentary about how right we were and we interviewed April Poff.

Yeah, that's exactly.

Yeah.

Right.

But we see, we see Saeed ignoring that book and just looking at a pug meme on his phone instead of reading the book.

So I was like, hey, you fucked up your product placement, man.

But then Kimmy chimes in here and she's talking about when she was like, you know, all the way swallowed by the woke mind virus.

And she says, you know, at that point, I would be on Twitter and I would notice that somebody was following Ben Shapiro and that would be enough for me to dismiss that person.

And I'm like, yes.

Yep.

Correct.

Exactly.

We're all like still nodding.

Great way I had known it.

Where are we going with this?

Well, and then we see we see a fucking clip of Ben Shapiro.

And once again, I have to remind myself that that's just how he sounds that he's not doing a mean impersonation of himself, right?

No, that's real.

And they cut straight from that, from Ben Shapiro to Saeed being like, social media was all left-leaning dogma and I was like

you just mentioned Ben Shapiro

it also makes you wonder even how much sense most of these talking heads were making to the filmmakers because the jump cuts in this film are really stressful to me yeah way too many jump cut i feel like i'm watching an hour and a half long like i don't know vine yeah or like a news radio from the early 90s

god damn it

Gen Z just looks old as all.

It's a MySpace reel.

I had a friend named Tom.

Shut your mouth.

She does reference, she references Tumblr a lot, and I had to Google whether Tumblr was still.

Is Tumblr still?

I guess it is.

It is.

Cool.

I liked Tumblr.

All right.

So old.

I liked Alta Vista myself.

Yeah.

I was an IRC fan.

At least I put mine in fucking past tense.

But Saeed, though, he cuts in and he's like, you know, he's upset that the debates weren't rigorous enough.

Now, what he's actually talking about and frustrated by was the fact that the debates were informed, right?

So he would come up with some stupid idea that he saw on fucking YouTube and everybody would just shut him down and be like, no, that's demonstrably false.

Shut up.

We're going to talk about a different thing.

And that's, and he's like, well, I thought we were supposed to be doing Oxford-style debates and blah, blah, blah, blah.

That's his whole fucking point, right?

Yeah.

People disagreed with me and it made me sad.

Yeah, exactly.

Right.

Yeah.

There's also a weird moment here where Lucy comes in and she's like, you know, every time I heard somebody use the term person with autism instead of autistic person, I assume that they wanted to genocide me.

And I was like, hmm, that's

interesting.

That's weird.

I know.

Yeah, she's got some RFK tendencies.

Yeah, right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The claim is that the wokes are saying curing autism is eugenics and eugenics is genocide.

That's not what the wokes are saying.

That's what the anti-wokes are saying.

Right.

This is very confusing.

This whole book and movie, it's about the problem on college campuses.

Are lots of biology professors talking about how curing stuff is genocide?

I doubt it.

I can't imagine that's true.

I also don't think many college, any college professor, I shouldn't say any, but many are talking about curing something like autism.

Only RFK is talking about that.

So yeah, to be clear, yeah, yeah, I want to be super clear because I just did a diatribe about how all this talk about curing autism is inherently eugenic and potentially genocide.

It is, but it's not, it's not inherently woke.

That's the Right.

Exactly.

That's the thing.

Right.

So, okay.

So, Kimmy, she was fighting back against white supremacy.

We're going to learn later that that was a bad thing for her to do.

Right.

You know, she's talking about like, you know, I kept reporting all this white supremacy and calls to violence on Twitter as I found them.

And this movie is going, yeah, you're not going to find a lot of happiness by doing that.

Who is the movie arguing with there?

I don't know.

I reported calls to violence.

Follow-up?

Are you going to argue with that?

Nope.

They're just going to be like, Yeah, Ben Shapiro should be allowed to talk everywhere all the time.

Right.

Yeah.

Well, and so this all leads into like Ben Shapiro was invited to speak at Stanford and there was a big, you know, kerfaffle as he was de-platformed or shouted down.

I don't remember what the hell exactly happened.

But the movie, you know, uses this as sort of a pivot point of like, but this is what happens when you allow this wokeness to go too far.

Ben Shapiro isn't allowed to speak.

Right.

That's the thing that makes me crazy about this and every other, you know, anti-woke argument or rhetoric, but specifically they do this so many times in this documentary, where they conflate actual oppression of like free speech, like government suppression of free speech with, quote, cancel culture, which is like, sorry, if you're a dick and people go, I'm not going to buy tickets to your thing anymore.

That's on you, my friend.

That's just capitalism.

Free speech and then free speech.

That's all I'm talking about.

Even the stuff they show, right?

Where the people are in there shouting him down and stuff.

This is not like, that's not cancel culture.

He wasn't canceled.

He went to the fucking, he gave the talk.

I know.

He's a millionaire pundit.

Yeah, and then people have the right to be like, we disagree with you.

And they're like, ooh.

Yeah, don't like that part of it.

In this case, free speech, not a great idea.

Also, like, this is so small within the larger scope of the movie, but we have to point it out where Saeed comes in and he's like, you know, I just,

politics in America was so divisive.

I just wonder why it couldn't be simple like it is in Nigeria.

I know that was infuriating.

Yeah, I guess we could just bomb each other more.

Holy shit, dude.

He was like, in Nigeria, everyone's corrupt.

He literally said that.

He was like,

that's simple for me.

I just don't trust anyone.

Okay.

All right, Saeed.

Okay, so then we go back to Kimmy, and she starts telling us about this time that she was the only black person in her Bible study.

and again I think what they're trying to say here is that she was imagining racism like she's trying to say she was imagining racism where there wasn't any

but

they don't actually come out and say that so it's just a story about her being uncomfortable in a group of people that were unlike her Yeah, in a group of white people that were probably committing a lot of microphone.

Right, yes, probably.

Yeah.

So, and this, of course, this is where she learned about BLM, which this movie introduces us to by making us watch the video of Philadelphia Castile getting murdered by the cops.

Yeah, like what the actual fuck.

Like, while she's talking about how traumatizing the footage is, they make us watch the footage.

Yeah, yeah, I guess no trigger warnings in this fucking movie, but yeah.

Well, of course not.

They argue against trigger warnings.

Sure do.

But yeah, so she talks about that.

She talks about when Trump got elected, she was traumatized by it.

Yeah.

And we're all like.

Same.

Yep.

Yep.

I remember that.

Yeah.

I mean, that's what I wrote in my notes: okay, so so far, Kimmy and I are on the same page about a lot of things.

What is, what is coming here?

Yeah.

She's just sad about like bad stuff happening, like racist cops are killing black people and Donald Trump is running for president.

But then she's like, no, but I was pretty sure it's, it's all, you know, Hillary's going to going to win this for sure.

And I was like, hey, I could have used a trigger warning for that.

I did not like this.

Right.

And like, spoiler alert, but that's what this whole movie is.

This whole movie is her going, all this terrible stuff was happening around me.

Once it was brought to my attention that all this terrible stuff was happening and I really opened my eyes to it, it hurt.

So then later I realized I could just not look at it and everything got better.

Yeah.

Well, she even says at this point, she goes, you know, when Trump got elected, I was convinced I was going to die.

And then from off screen, the interviewer who we haven't heard from yet says, huh, how is that supposed to happen?

Like laughing at it, right?

And I'm like, I don't know, man, maybe there'd be a deadly fucking pandemic or something.

Exactly.

Maybe there would be like a hate crime committee.

Yeah, right.

She's like, well, you know, CNN was saying all the black people would die if Trump was elected.

And I'm like, I don't think CNN was saying that, Kimmy.

I don't remember that.

So then, okay, so then we check in on Saeed, and he tells us about all the social justice groups that he joined, and he talks about not fitting in there because, well, you know, like, because like Kimmy, he didn't grow up in American culture and really didn't understand American racism yet.

Right.

Like that, that's what it sounds like he's saying, like that he, he had still very simplistic solutions to racism in his mind because he didn't realize how endemic it was.

Yeah.

And this is, this is like a classic, like this is a well-documented sort of construct in psychological science is like these stages of racial identity development, right?

Said grew up in a country where everyone around him was a similar color to him.

And so then he came to a country that had 400 years of history of, and I'm not saying that Nigeria didn't have issues with colonialism.

What I'm saying is that the American experience, the African-American experience is informed by slavery and redlining and all of these terrible things.

And so he comes and, like you said, he has these simplistic, like, well, what if we're all just kind of colorblind?

Right.

And it's like, yeah, that's like an early stage of racial identity development.

And then you realize, oh, wait.

Yes, where my mother decided to stop.

Yeah.

And that's the thing.

A lot of people decide to stop there.

But that's what college is for.

Right.

Exactly correct.

Like, it's like, it's like, yeah, like looking in a mirror and reading other idea.

Oh, my God.

So painful.

Yeah.

That's right.

And this movie is trying to say, like, that's not happening, but then they show us an example of that happening.

Right.

Yeah.

They're doing the thing they always do where they go, that's not happening.

And then they go, but it is happening, but it's bad that it's not happening.

Right.

Yeah.

Right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He starts by saying, so yeah, you know, I was trying to be as virtuous as I could, especially with all this terrible stuff happening.

And I was like, wow, movie, you keep digging these holes.

You're going to argue against trying to be virtuous.

And they do.

They do.

Because he's like, yeah, the woke mind virus made me fight against Trump.

And I was like, that's a really good virus.

Objectively.

Side effect or main effect of that virus.

He goes, there was no room for conversation or debate on campus.

And I'm like, I feel like some people were were having conversations saeed

he says at one point there's because like what he's what he's trying to say here i guess is that he felt censored because he didn't speak his mind because he knew that people would be upset if he said the things he was thinking right yeah if he said a bunch of racist shit people would get upset with right right

and that's why they cast a black guy to like in this role right because in their mind the producers of this movie are so simplistic that they're like well he black.

He can't be racist.

Right, yeah, right.

Exactly.

He can't be bigoted.

Well, and they also think that we can't disagree with him because he's black and we're woke and we'll be like, oh, well, we have to listen to what the black guy says.

Yeah, right.

Right.

And nobody's going to realize like, oh, a black person from Nigeria is.

in some ways like a white person from America.

You can put these things together.

Again, a black person from Nigeria, a black person from Uganda, only black people they interview in this fucking movie.

Yeah, no African-Americans in this movie.

Not a single.

Yes, exactly.

And that's an important point for sure.

Right.

But Saeed tells us that, like, he wasn't having a good time.

In fact, he longed for death every time he went to the Wawa.

Right.

So this is, this is where, because I was confused at this point.

I even wrote down, like, we're about a fourth of the way into this movie.

And that whole opening talking about the suicide epidemic of 2012, like, are we going to get back to that?

That was like a bold opening statement.

So I think this is their attempt to get back to that.

Like, this one guy.

Oh, my God.

You're right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's, that's what this is.

So I think what happened is he gave a speech at school and he was like,

black people can be white, white people can be black, purple people can be green, color is a construct.

And then everybody was like, no, like, I'm pretty sure that my experience as an African-American is based on my skin color and it really sucks and it's really hard for me and you clearly don't get it.

And then he was like, don't be mean to me.

Yes.

Yeah.

I'm going to walk into traffic.

And that was really infuriating.

Yeah.

And it was a, it was confusing for me because of the insane segue.

He's like, yeah, I couldn't live in this culture of hate.

So anyway, there's a Wawa across the street from me.

And I was like, what the fuck is happening right now?

Yeah.

But yeah, no, but he was longing for death.

And honestly, at this point in the watch through, so was I.

So we're going to take a break while I work through that.

But we'll back in a minute with even more of the coddling of the American mind.

Oh, hey, Noah.

Hey, Heath.

Good to see you in our shared laundry area here in the the Podcastiverse.

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indeed.

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I had a gray comfort, but I had to kill it.

You had to kill it.

Me too.

T-shirt buddies.

And after I saw that Trump had won the election, I was really worried.

In fact, I was even afraid I might die because of it.

And how was that supposed to happen?

I don't know.

I was afraid that maybe, you know, there would be a worldwide pandemic and he would actively undermine his own chief medical advisor throughout it.

Oh.

Yeah.

And maybe he would even promote unproven treatments, discourage mask usage, and empower conspiracy theorists.

Okay, I kind of thought you'd have a less compelling answer.

Or, or perhaps his violent and bigoted rhetoric might lead to a rise in hate crime.

Sure.

Like the 170% rise that we saw the day after his election.

Okay, yeah.

Well,

let's just move on.

No, no, here is the most insidious fear.

Okay, maybe he would challenge the very concept of truth to such a degree that even once we moved on from him and started down a path to recovery, a wide swath of the electorate would be unable to realize that a man who just stood there and kind of swayed stupidly for an hour at a campaign rally wasn't mentally fit to run the country.

I'd really like to move on.

Or maybe he would just shoot somebody on Fifth Avenue.

Yeah, he does love to threaten that.

Sure.

People would still vote for him, huh?

Yeah.

Are we losing the movie to ourselves again?

Again?

And we're back for more of the shit.

We're going to rejoin the action with a less grandiose but no less hyperbolic title card that says, Nothing like this has ever happened before.

Okay, relax.

And this is a dark fucking opening, right?

Because we're going to, this guy is telling us about his fucking Rube Goldberg's suicide intentions.

And for some fucking reason, they've decided to cartoonify this.

Yeah, we didn't need a cartoon visual aid for any of this.

Yeah, so this is, this is Greg Lukinoff.

He's the co-author of The Coddling of the American Mind, the book that this is based on.

And we're introducing him through a time where his depression got so bad that he was contemplating suicide.

And eventually his sister talked him into checking into a psychiatric hospital.

And this is going to be another where the fuck are we going kind of a moment.

But before we get there, we have to meet Professor Jonathan Haight.

I love that the guy's name is Haight

selling this.

I guess it's not pronounced like that, but it looks like Haight.

How do you pronounce it?

I think he says Height.

Height?

Height.

Yeah.

I think it's pretty.

He probably changed.

Yeah.

It's like John Boner trying to convince people his name was Boehner, right?

Fuck you.

But we introduce him with him going, I'm really interested in ancient wisdom.

I'm like, oh, fuck you, Whitey.

Yeah.

Just

like a really bad start for introducing, you know, your PhD social psychologist with like, so I've always been partial to folk wisdom for

ancients.

But do you know why, Heath?

It's because, and I quote, ideas from previous generations get filtered through the generations.

Oh, I get it.

Cause you used the same word.

So I was able to.

Yes, right.

No, exactly.

Let me recover from your profundity.

I have another quote from him.

I read the wisdom literature from the entire world.

What?

Are you sure about that?

I'm impressed.

Okay.

If Jonathan Haidt is Grok AI, I would be 0% surprised.

So, yeah.

So, but he, after making that great

claim, he says that he tells us about cognitive behavioral therapy.

And there was a moment here where I'm like, guys, did I wander into a different and unrelated movie?

Yes, you did.

Yeah, well, yeah, right, right.

For a minute.

But he explains the basics of CBT.

And then he tells us that ancient Romans knew about it,

which I don't think that they did.

I will say that a lot of like concepts in modern clinical psychology are just like repackaged.

Like it's like, here's the thing, trademark.

Well, you know,

absolutely, absolutely.

Like the insight at the heart of cognitive behavioral therapy yes was known in ancient rome yeah the idea of bad thoughts is probably kind of old okay

yeah cbt a bit newer exactly and they're claiming that cbt is basically just recognizing cognitive distortions which it's not there's a lot more components to cbt but they they harp a lot on this idea that we all kind of can't really we have to have neuropsychological humility i mean they don't put it this eloquently but like we have to have neuropsychological humility because we all fall victim to, you know, cognitive fallacies and cognitive distortions.

But what they're really like twisting is that, okay, we've got cognitive distortions.

If we recognize them and we grapple with them, we will have a better handle on reality.

This is a core feature of CBT.

But then they try to twist it to say like that.

patriarchy and white supremacy are just cognitive distortions.

And it's like, wait, what?

Right.

Well, yeah, eventually they're going to get to that fucking point.

That's the reason we're spending so much time on CBT because they're trying to tell us that being woke is just like being depressed and you need CBT to get out of the wokeness.

Yeah, he's literally like, if we just gaslight ourselves into thinking everything in the world is fair and equitable, we won't have to have the sads anymore.

You guys, right?

Yeah, the problem is cognitive distortions.

Here's the rest of our movie about binary thinking.

Enjoy.

Yeah.

Nuance.

So then, so Greg tells us about his company, the Foundation for Individual Rights and Expression, or FIRE.

This is basically why is there no white history month, the company?

They defend free speech,

you know, by white folks who are getting shouted at, apparently.

Yeah, that's a euphemism for I will defend your right to say really fucked up shit, but not anything too woke, y'all.

Yeah.

Right.

And he's like, yeah, I do a lot of work on campuses.

And then he says, it's kind of like the administrators are telling students to do cognitive distortions.

And I was like,

it's kind of like that.

That was nothing.

But also like, my college administrators didn't tell me to do anything

except stop selling drugs.

But that was like completely interaction.

Right.

Yeah, he does.

He talks about the administrators a lot, like their mustache twisting, like a mustache twisting cabal.

Like, ooh, the administrators want to indoctrinate their students into being depressed and catastrophizing.

Like they keep talking about how kids today, these Gen Zers, are always catastrophizing.

And I'm like, aren't like genocides and climate change and human rights violations real catastrophes?

Well, also, yeah, and you fucking idiots are acting like being made to watch a diversity, equity, inclusion training video is like being stabbed in the chest with the knife.

You fucking idiot.

Other people are catastrophizing.

Yeah, and you're not being hyperbolic.

Hyperbolic, yeah, exactly.

knife analogy.

They literally say that.

I'm surprised they didn't show a clip from Clockwork Orange.

The DEI video.

Yes, right, right.

So the, but yeah, but while he's talking about the administrators, you know, these, these shady, smoke-filled backroom administrators, he goes, well, you know, they've cracked down on speech crimes.

And I'm like, do you mean slurs?

He says, moving on.

So, and then, and he says, well, you know, they're telling kids that they can be permanently harmed by words and i'm like no no no no no they're telling kids they can be permanently harmed by bigotry right which is encapsulated within words which is again demonstrably the case

yeah of course they also claimed that administrations have cracked down on inappropriately directed laughter

and i was like have they i mean okay but like that's hard to police right?

Like, in terms of directionality, they made the rule about that.

Yeah, these administrators are powerful.

I'd be having fun with that direction thing.

Okay, but here's what the thing that he's actually distorting, right?

When I was in college in the mid-90s, I remember like going around the class talking about our personal stories or whatever.

A girl in my class talked about being sexually harassed by her boss.

at her previous job and a couple of guys in the class laughed.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, that's horrible.

That's what they're talking about, right?

That's what when they talk about inappropriate laughter, they're talking about people laughing in a class when somebody tries to share like the story of the time that they experienced ableism or whatever, right?

That's what the laughing that they're talking about at this point.

And it's absolutely fucking justified.

And so they're saying that if those asshole kids in class don't laugh at the woman describing her sexual assault,

they are now coddling her.

Yes.

Right.

Not only are they coddling her, coddling and bulking her, but they're also impinging on the free speech of the asshole kids that laughed, right?

Yeah.

Got it.

Yeah.

That's what James Madison was talking about, the right to laugh

about tragic things like that.

Yeah.

They also make a big deal about the disinviting of hundreds of speakers, right?

And that's a big point of this is that, you know, college campuses sometimes are like, no, we're.

We're actually, we don't want to invite somebody terrible.

And they do a graphic showing all these names of people who got disinvited.

And it's like Ben Shapiro and Condoleezza Rice and Henry Kissinger, Ann Coulter, Mike Pence, Peter Thiel.

And I was like, all right, solid disinvite.

I'm glad you made them fly out.

And then I hope you canceled last minute after they got there.

That's awesome.

But also on that graphic, Hillary Clinton, Alec Baldwin, Michael Moore, Chelsea Manning, and Desmond Tutu.

Yeah, they really like, especially the psychologist in this.

I think he thinks it gets him off the hook because he's always like, well, both sides, am I right?

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

So that he can later say, no, no, no, it's our movie wasn't partisan.

Right.

It was all about how Ben Shapiro should be able to talk at colleges, but in a non-partisan way.

Yeah.

Yeah, because also Michael Moore.

Right.

But really, let's not let him talk at our college.

Like, yeah, it's very strange.

Okay, just one other example, though, and I'm furious about this.

Stanley Tucci got disinvited from something.

What for?

I don't know, but the woke mind virus has gone too far.

So, okay.

So then we get this montage of disruptive protests and screaming.

So another way of saying this is we get a montage of free speech,

right?

A bunch of people freely speaking.

Yeah.

They're trying to make it be the craziest visual example of lefty protests.

Yes.

But they show a fun one for me anyway.

It was like just somebody shrieking every time some asshole old white guy said something shitty.

They're just right next to him being like, ha!

And I was like, that's effective.

I like this.

Right?

Like, it's like crying back at a baby.

It works, man.

It does.

That's you.

You sound like that, idiot baby.

So, yeah, but this is when I guess, you know, it's around 2012, 2013.

This is when Greg and John started to get the first inkling of their stupid book.

Now, I have to point this out.

If this was a real phenomenon, if this woke mind virus destroying America, whatever was a real thing, and you were trying to do a 90-minute documentary about it, there would not be time for granular explanations about how you came up with the idea for the article that eventually became your fucking book.

You'd spend the whole movie talking about the phenomenon.

Oh, but they only do that in the last like eight minutes.

Right.

Yes, exactly.

And oh, oh, I love this because now we have the montage of them promoting the book and all of the different like news outlets being like the woke mind virus the moke the woke mind virus the woke mind oh the coddling of america the coddling of america the and then they show up barack obama being like children should not be like college students should not be coddled they should be exposed to dissenting views this is how we develop critical thinking and i'm like you can't do that obama didn't read your stupid book

yes yeah come on this was the first of several times where they're like you know who agreed with us martin luther king

no he just said the word coddled one time, not in the context of what you're saying.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

They're not good at context.

No, in their nuance book.

Right.

Well, and also, you know, they're trying to make this big deal of like, well, obviously this was a real big phenomenon, a really important phenomenon, because the book was a bestseller.

People wanted to talk about it all over.

We were on all these different TV shows.

I'm like, you're selling a fucking book to old people called kids these days.

A fucking course you're going to sell.

Of course that's going to be a bestseller.

Of course.

Does it mean that it has any fucking value?

value so okay and and then of course this was the all of those interviews the those were just about the article that they wrote on the in the atlantic right and the reason i point that out is because now we have to spend 10 fucking minutes of the movie talking about how then they decided to turn that article into a whole book oh god jonathan haid at this point says he realized that this was quote the problem of our age end quote not not climate change not fascism not racism not disinformation fucking wokeness that was the problem of our age.

Yeah, yeah.

Racism isn't the problem.

It's the reaction to racism that we need to worry about.

God, like,

I get they're focusing on, like, their little critique, mostly of the left, but I need more reminders for themselves of like, okay, but the other version of this is so much worse and there's so many other huge problems.

Right.

Very little of that.

Yeah.

So, okay, I just, I love this moment because this is where he's like, and this is where we realized we weren't dealing with millennials anymore, we were dealing with Gen Z.

And I'm like,

I could have just looked at your calendar and figured that out, man.

You needed research for this.

You couldn't have seen that coming.

The new generation

I didn't know they were going to have another one.

Yeah, these are supposed to be professors, right?

Like

new students every year.

And they're always eight.

This is crazy.

It's this math math

you have a PhD?

You'd figure we'd run out of 18-year-olds eventually.

They just keep making new ones.

Jesus Christ.

He says, this generation is much more fragile.

I'm like, what a stupid fucking thing to say.

That's a dumbass thing that everyone has said about every next generation.

Yeah, and this is where he really tries to argue that like words don't actually affect people psychologically.

And I'm like, have you lived a life before?

Do you?

No, I heard, I have a good authority that while sticks and stones may break my bones,

yeah.

And he starts talking about this graph, right?

He's like, you know, you don't normally see generational graphs that have elbows on them, that have like hockey sticks on them.

But look at this graph that does not have an elbow or a hockey stick on it, right?

It does not.

No, but he's trying to make the point that there's a sharp change in the trend line for depression rates right at the beginning of this unforeseen new generation.

So the point is like, maybe people are treating mental health more.

They actually say that.

They admit for a second, they're like, it could be that there's more treating and therefore more diagnosis of that.

Or we wrote a book about, no, it's our thing, it's other stuff.

So he actually does a good job of, I think, of deflating that because he says like, you know, yes, some of it, or actually he doesn't admit that some of it comes from that.

He says, but it can't be that because the rates of suicide have gone up at the same rate.

It's not the same rate.

So like there is actually some amount of that.

But yes, like there is a legitimate rise in depression and suicide that starts around 2012.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

I and I agreed with that part actually.

Yes.

Yeah.

And later they'll say, and this is why, and we'll all go, uh-huh.

And then they'll be like, but ignore but ignore that and watch the rest of the movie instead.

Yes.

Look over here.

Woke mind virus.

Right.

So yeah, he's like, so me and Greg, we set out to crack this mystery of rising depression rates, conclusion in hand, you know?

And then we get our another, another one of these ridiculous title cards that says, are they going to attack me now?

Like, whomst, like, who and whom

are you talking about?

So everyone with strong political opinions is going to attack everyone who disagrees that, like, what?

That's nothing.

Yep.

So, okay.

So we check in with Saeed.

He goes home to Nigeria.

Holy shit, was that gorgeous?

That shot of Nigeria that they showed.

And he sure did love all that political freedom he had in Nigeria as opposed to the United States.

Yeah, he definitely was like, I went home, I reconnected with my family, all my friends, my roots, my culture, my food.

And then I realized America kind of sucks.

I think I want to stay in here.

And I was like, you and me both, my friend,

for a different reason.

I think we might have a different reason.

Okay.

The only thing I enjoyed about this moment is that Saeed is wearing the wool dasher mizzles, which maybe

very happy.

Nice.

What?

What?

You know what?

It is such a deep fucking rabbit.

It's a shoe made by all birds, but also a Fae demon who does a lot of pranks on me in the podcastiverse.

Yeah.

Oh, interesting.

Aren't you glad you asked?

Do you feel really connected to Saeed right now?

Do you agree with him about everything else that he says?

I was getting red-pilled already.

But yeah, but Saeed tells us he'd given up on American schools.

He hasn't, by the way, he's going to come back for his sophomore year, and we're just going to ignore the fact that that happened altogether that he said any of that.

We're going to ignore that later.

Yeah, he clearly lives in America now and has a good job, but

don't go to college.

Spoiler.

Okay.

So then we get to the protests after George Floyd's murder in 2020, right?

So we check in with Lucy.

She was the girl with autism from before.

And she's like, so I'm reading this email and it's like, violence, police brutality here for you, blah, blah, blah.

She's like, it was really hard to read about violent, you know, murders of black Americans by the police.

All of this stuff.

I was just grappling with all these social justice issues and it was really painful for me.

And I was really anxious all the time.

And I'm like, uh-huh, that's normal.

Right.

That is a normal reaction to what's going on in the world.

She says she couldn't stop thinking about the whole white privilege thing.

And I'm like, yeah, another way of saying that is for the first time, you were aware that the only reason that you're not at risk of being indiscriminately murdered by the state is your skin color.

That's the kind of thing that sticks with you.

Yeah.

And should.

And then she skips right.

She just skips through the point and is like, so now I have to apologize for being white.

What the fuck, you guys?

Right.

Yes, exactly.

She's like, well, you know, I thought that the only way that I could not be racist is to make sure that I had an equal number of friends from each ethnicity.

Oh, my God.

I'm like, that's, you're, you're not making it better.

No.

She actually says, what I did wrong was being white.

And I was like, no, what you did wrong was being in this movie.

Yeah.

Right.

It was being all the things that got you into this movie.

She's like, well, yeah, but to be clear, she's like, you know, I didn't want to atone for my whiteness.

I'm like, nobody's asking you to atone for your whiteness.

That's not what you did wrong.

What you should atone for is having white privilege and not using it to lift up people who don't, right?

That's the only thing that anyone is ever asking white people to do in this space.

Yes.

But that's not.

her definition of anti-racism.

Right, exactly.

Her definition of anti-racism is counting all her problems.

Yes.

And making it a lot of fun.

And

All right, so Saeed gets back for his sophomore year, and that's when he discovers Jonathan Heights, right?

And he loves his stuff.

He watched, quote, hundreds of hours, end quote, of Heidz bullshit on YouTube.

Yeah, so he's weirdly obsessed with the author of the book.

That's why they cast him.

Yeah.

Don't tell us that movie.

She's not going to be able to do that.

Exactly.

You're not doing.

They keep telling on themselves over and over.

You're not supposed to tell us that he's just repeating back what you told him.

Right.

Just by watching this movie, my algorithm's all fucked up now.

Yeah.

Me too.

Well, you guys, that happens to me every day when I come on the show.

Yeah.

But, but that is the thing that's so frustrating about this movie is that it's literally saying, here's a bunch of young people who have never really grappled with these difficult social issues.

And they're just these massive sponges.

And they, they quote them as saying things like, my professors were like my parents.

Yeah.

Or my professors had made this argument argument and it's the only thing I could see.

And then they make a left turn and they go, so then they read our book, but now they know the truth.

Yes, right, exactly.

Right.

God.

Seriously, I looked up Jonathan Haidt just because I was like, all right, let me check out some of the stuff in this.

And then, like, immediately, Facebook was like, you want some tactical sunglasses?

Huh?

How about some bars of gold?

Right over.

Thought about bars of gold.

Do you want some seeds?

It's a reverse mortgage right behind me.

But then Lucy explains that being woke didn't allow her to be kind, and she likes being kind.

So she decided she didn't want to be woke anymore.

Right.

Yeah, I don't understand how those things are mutually exclusive, but okay.

Well, so I, but I think what she's ultimately saying is that it didn't allow her to be kind in the face of bias, right?

Like, like if you're, if you're woke, then yeah, you do have to call it out when you're, your friend makes an anti-Semitic remark, right?

And oh, I see.

So, like, when her friend says something super bigoted, she couldn't be like, you're a good guy.

Yes, exactly.

That's all I could get out of it, right?

I guess.

Yeah.

Because ultimately, what she's saying is learning about racism and white privilege and systemic bias, that made me unhappy.

So I stopped acknowledging that that shit existed, right?

Totally.

She starts talking about like, well, then I started like, I decided like what my opinion was.

And then I just decided to go find people who were saying that.

And that was way better.

Oh, yeah.

That's what this whole movie movie is.

That's what the entire book is.

It's we came up with the conclusion first and then we went back and sharpshooter fallacied our way into a bunch of examples to support it.

Yes.

Yeah.

And it's such shenanigans.

She's like, yeah, I wanted to hear more black voices for the kindness I was doing.

So I checked out John McWhorter.

I listened to a bunch of his podcasts.

And then I was thinking for myself again.

And I was like, really?

Based on John's podcast?

You were thinking for yourself?

Yeah.

That's the last two things you said.

Yeah.

I mean, like, fine, you can listen or read John McWhorter, but like, maybe check out some other views too.

That'd be great.

Also, McWhorter obviously doesn't speak for the entire black community, but that's actually one of his main points that was completely missed by this person.

Yep.

So, okay, so then we check on back in on Kimmy Inch again.

Kimmy's going to tell us how she sort of woke up out of the woke mind virus too, right?

So she was going around reviewing skate parks.

I hate this so much.

Me too.

So she would go around.

She was doing this YouTube channel where she would tell people how comfortable various skate parks might be if you're part of a marginalized group, right?

So

is this skate park filled with a bunch of racists?

And she's like, you know, and I was like, honestly, I was really worried that somebody was going to attack me.

And I'm like, yeah, whoever heard of a person being attacked just for being black?

We say, minutes after talking about George Floyd.

Yep.

Right.

So like, obviously, like, again, demonstrably a rational thing to be afraid of it is but I will say I feel like she picked the wrong platform like she's like I get it.

She's she's skater, but she's like I'm gonna go around reviewing skate parks in Southern California where there are a bunch of angry white youths like chomping at the bit to microaggress black folks.

And I'm like maybe go to the golf course then.

Right.

You know what I mean?

Like like I'm not saying that there aren't racist people in skate parks, but I don't know, maybe things have changed since I was a youth.

I feel like more of the sort of liberal people were hanging out at the skate park.

Sure.

Is that not true?

Well, and also it's Southern California.

Right.

Right.

Like, you know, not exactly known as one of the, I mean, I know there are very conservative places in Southern California, but go to a fucking skate park in Alabama.

Because her point is, I went to a really, I went to a skate park in a really conservative place, and nobody racismed at me even once the whole time I was there.

And I'm like, well, that's one fucking place.

I know.

And therefore, no racism.

I made it all up.

I made it all up.

And she even says she had a friend with her who was also part of a non-specified marginalized group who did feel like there was bigotry at the park.

Yeah, but then she minimized it by being like, she just thought some people were looking at her weird.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And I'm like, yeah, that's, that's, that's a thing that happens.

Right.

She had a different experience than me.

Therefore, she was wrong.

Yeah.

And again, like, you know, I don't want to discount Kimmy's experience, but Kimmy is a woman from Uganda who has been experiencing American racism for like a year and a half at this point.

Her friend, I'm assuming, is somebody from America, right?

Who has like a more nuanced, like, like you know, because they talk about later on, like, uh, about people over smiling, right?

That, that, that, like, racist, like, ah, hey, look how big I'm smiling.

I don't have a problem with black people at all, kind of thing.

That's something that's very nuanced that you probably don't pick up on in your first year in America.

But if you grew up around here, I'm sure you see that all the fucking time and recognize it.

Totally.

Like, if you go to the South and somebody goes, bless your heart, you may think they're being nice to you.

Like,

it needs context.

Yeah.

And then, okay, and then our next title card says, can you help me find my trigger?

Oh, I hate this so much.

Me too.

It just, oh, each scene makes me more and more angry.

My least favorite of the talking heads is this guy, Arion, because Arian really reminds me of my brother.

Oh.

He spends the whole time wearing.

There's this type of frustration that I think only exists.

when privileged people are made to confront their privilege.

Oh, yeah.

This Arian has like mad incel vibes.

Oh, God.

And I hate it.

Yeah, it was just nails on a chalkboard, everything about him.

So he went to school and he got a job on campus, or he got four different jobs on campus, right?

Just sell drugs.

It's so much.

Yeah, right?

But two of them required that he do DEI training.

And he did not like the DEI training.

Four hours of his life gone.

Just that he'll never get back.

So he starts off, and he's telling us, and this is obviously like a story that he's only ever told to people who agree with him, right?

Because he's giving it to us in that like, can you imagine kind of tone of voice?

And we're just like, yeah, no, that sounds very reasonable.

Yeah.

Everything about that that you just said.

Because he's like, he's like, there was this stupid quiz where they would give us a statement and we would have to tell him, was it ageist or racist or homophobic or sexist?

And I'm like,

what, what is wrong with that?

Yeah.

And the phrase was, you look good for your age.

Yeah.

Right.

Ageist.

That is ageist, first of all.

It's also pretty sexist.

Well, yeah, I mean, depending on who you're saying, but yeah, yeah, but it could have sub, you know, aggressions in it.

And so that's, that's the thing.

Like, he thinks that that's a compliment.

Like, we're starting from that place.

Yes.

He's like, I don't understand why that's not a compliment.

And we're like, yes, you are what is right.

Yes, you failed the class.

You're the reason we have to cool it.

And then he goes, he goes, you know, these statements had no context.

And I'm like, yeah, but you look good.

I mean, the context is you're at work.

Right.

Yeah.

You look good good for your age as ageist in any context at work.

Yeah.

He's like, he's like Michael Scott going into the Chris Rock bit here.

Oh, no.

DEI training guy has to be like, listen, I'm literally only here to make you personally sign this thing.

I realized at this point, because I was like, why are we just now meeting this guy?

But we're only just now meeting him because he never even had an awakening.

He was already anti-woke.

Oh, you're right.

Yes.

Yeah.

He was never like he was just fully a bigot from the beginning.

So they couldn't show the whole first act with Arian.

Yeah.

No, you're right.

And Arian, he gives a context to the title card, right?

The Can You Find My Trigger thing.

So at some point in the DEI training, they were being told about triggers, right?

And someone turned to the professor afterwards and said, Can you help me find my trigger?

And he was very offended by that because I think he misunderstood her question.

Right.

Because I think what she was saying, like, again, I'm just guessing because I'm just hearing a story, but my assumption would be, if I heard that question, that this is a person who occasionally feels triggered and does not know why.

Right.

And wants to understand, okay, what is actually happening that I have that reaction to so that I can be more aware and have more introspection.

Exactly.

Right.

But the movie's trying to say like people who want trigger warnings or people who are all about social justice, they're searching for triggers when they're not.

Yes.

But it's so that you could address the triggers and the bad stuff.

Like oncologists are searching for tumors, but they're not pro-cancer.

That's insane.

They're not like, yay, I hope they're triggering.

Well, whether he likes it or not, Arian is helping me find my triggers, so I need another break.

But first, let me give Act 3 the hard sell.

Will kids these days ever understand what real music sounds like?

Can they even write in cursive?

What's with all this damn avocado?

Everything?

Find out more questions just like those and no answers when we return for the cloud-yelling conclusion of the coddling of the American mind.

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I'm pretty sure venturing inside is the only way to get our tax back.

Oh, dude.

What?

It is.

Well, yeah, but now I'm all depressed.

Yeah, me too.

All right, we really need to hammer home the message of our movie.

So we need some good examples of sympathetic characters who got victimized by the woke mob.

Super easy.

Brett Weinstein.

Greg and Jonathan actually talk about it in the book weinstein got run out of his job at evergreen college by the wokes because he didn't want to have a no whites day can you believe that well that's not exactly what happened but but regardless he resigned in a snit and got a big settlement from the school yeah and now he makes way more money doing white guy grievances as a job Also, he's a biology professor who spread a bunch of COVID misinformation, and now he's claiming that HIV doesn't cause AIDS.

Yeah, okay, okay, not not great, not great.

What does he think is the cause of AIDS?

Mostly poppers, I think.

The party drug?

Yeah, the party drug.

Okay, but like, how would that even...

It doesn't matter.

He was on Rogan.

You can just say stuff there.

Yeah, something homophobic, probably.

Yeah.

But it would still be like HIV.

Just let it go.

Man, it's not worth thinking about.

It's fair.

Okay, so who else might work?

We got a sympathetic character, victim of the left.

What about Amy Wax, the law professor at UPenn?

She's in the book, too.

Wait, didn't she basically rank the races?

Well, yeah, like pretty close to that,

several times, but people are super mean about it.

Oh, I like it.

Free speech leading to mean free speech.

That's a violation of free speech.

Exactly.

That's like the definition of persecution right there.

Yeah, no, it is persecution, but it still feels like a weird pick for the book.

I think we could do better.

Oh, I've got it.

I've got it.

What about Ben Shapiro?

Great idea.

Such a sympathetic character, right?

So sympathetic.

Is he?

Like, what happened to him?

Well, his wife told him a wet vagina is a disease, and he totally believed her.

And he proudly tweeted about it.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, no, that's perfect.

His universal likability is going to be the centerpiece of our movie.

Who doesn't love Ben Shapiro?

Not a punchable face at all.

I like that.

And we're back for still more of this shit.

We're going to open up Act Three, promising the three great untruths.

Untruth number one.

You are fragile.

Now,

apparently, what they're going to try to tell us here is that the untruths are what children are being told in college, right?

The coddling that's happening to the American mind, right?

No one is telling children you are fragile.

That is like, we open on this ridiculous fucking strong, you are vulnerable is a very important message to send to kids who think that they are invincible, right?

The people around you are vulnerable.

That's another important message, but nobody's saying to kids, you are fucking fragile.

Right.

And in case this is confusing, the movie shows us a cartoon wine glass.

And it's like, you know how a wine glass is fragile?

I was like, yeah, I was following the word fragile.

I got it.

Well, but that's so that they can show you a plastic cup in opposition, right?

Which we should be more like a plastic cup, which, quote, gets better when you drop it.

I don't think that's how it works.

Nope.

That's not how it works.

You know what this reminds me of?

This is like, I want to take this metaphor and translate it to a real life example.

I was on a panel several years ago at a skeptic conference, and it was an all-women panel about women in skepticism and what our experiences have been like, how we can learn from them, how we can grow as a community.

And after

we

presented everything that we presented on the panel, we opened up to the audience for questions, like you do.

And the first question asked, a man took the microphone and said, Shocking.

What can we do to help women be more resilient?

Yes.

Oh, my God.

And I was like, that's what this movie is doing right now.

All right,

how do we make you less opity?

Kara, I think you were inventing a microaggression because you were probably seeing everything through the lens of being a woman.

I think I was stabbing myself

in the night of my night moment.

That guy, I mean, it was an honest question.

I should cut him some slips.

Right.

No, you shouldn't.

I'm trying to understand where he's going to be.

She should come in for bait with him.

Yeah.

So, yeah, that guy liked this movie trying to say that humans are anti-fragile or resilient or should be or whatever.

But

it's such a stupid way they make this point.

And at that point, I was like, all right, are we going to get a cartoon of like a person falling and not shattering, much like a wine glass would shatter?

Literally, they cut to a kid falling and not shattering

right after I wrote that down.

Yeah, they said children are anti-fragile.

And I was like, not according to pediatricians and child psychologists.

Like this is such a day.

They're literally arguing for the tough love approach.

They're arguing that kids need to be psychologically broken to toughen them up.

Yep.

Yep.

They say, we need kids to be tougher.

And then they show us, I'm pretty sure, a clip from Lord of the Flies.

We need kids to be more like on a fucking island abandoned.

We need the kids these days to sharpen a stick on both ends.

Yeah.

They're like, let me teach you how to work with kids.

The first phrase you need to learn.

I'll give you something to cry.

Yeah.

Right.

Well, and this is a really fucked up moment, too, right?

Because after the Lord Earth of Flies clip, they show this like montage of kids doing dangerous things to show like, yeah, kids need this kind of stuff, right?

What kind of day was that on set?

No, come on, Timby, get a little further out on the limb.

It doesn't, see how far out on the rotten limb you can get, right?

Oh, it reminds me of, wasn't there an old, like, was it an SNL sketch back in the day?

I can't remember what sketch show it was, where it was just a bunch of kids running around with like scissors and plastic bags on their heads.

Oh, yeah.

Like a really dangerous plot.

The world's most dangerous toy got upgraded to gas-powered sharp thing.

Yeah,

yeah, that was it.

Yeah.

That's how you build a tough kid.

Dan Ekron.

Give him scissors, young.

Yeah, and I love this.

So Greg says, you know, anti-fragility, that's what they're calling it, anti-fragility.

They're like, anti-fragility is a thing we all know exists.

And I'm like, weird that nobody ever bothered to come up with an actual word for it then, that you had to just make some shit up.

And he says, it's like how astronauts' muscles get weak when they're out in space and they're weightless.

And I'm like, oh, right.

So we need the weight of centuries of systemic oppression to build strong bones.

Yes.

Is what you're saying.

That's that.

Can we put that into like a protein pill, maybe?

That's how we make the women folk more resilient

against our sexism.

So, now we're going to cut back to Arian.

So, Arian, the whole time we're talking to him, we're learning about this, like his whole claim to fame, I guess, is that he sent this email that said he wasn't going to go to no damn sensitivity training and it was all a bunch of bullshit.

And it, you know, he's brown, so it's okay, right?

Oh, I know.

I have an idea, you guys.

So, so there's so much good content in this film that in order to get to an hour and a half, let's have Arian talk about, will I send it?

Won't I send it?

Will I send it?

Won't I send it for like eight minutes

in three different scenes?

Yeah.

Is it in my draft folder?

I have a subfolder for hold on

work through this.

At one point, he literally is like, you know what, after you send it, there's a pop-up that says undo.

Then I clicked undo.

So I hadn't really sent it.

Yes.

Like, show the footage or like, we don't need a visual representation

of Gmail.

How that works.

Slow-mo with like action music.

So stupid.

I also love that he went to Alma College in Michigan.

And

I know where you're going.

He's writing an email in a snit at this moment when we learn that being like, DEI is stupid.

Gaw.

And he's going to Alma College.

Made me very happy.

That's really fucking funny.

So, yeah, but yeah, he's complaining about this video that he he had to watch he's like the dei video is really stupid i'm like yeah man training videos are stupid right are you also rejecting food safety as a thing because the mcdonald's training videos are stupid

right what does that even mean he starts talking about um you know well you know they said that it was racist to compliment somebody's english but you know i don't don't find it racist when somebody compliments my english Therefore, racism doesn't exist.

Right.

Yes.

And I like the training video.

They showed that they came up with this like mosquito analogy where they're like, a microaggression is like getting bit by a mosquito.

And if it happens like one time, it's annoying, but you get past it.

But when you're like swarmed with mosquitoes and you have all of these different bites, it can make you feel really sick.

Yeah.

And it's like, yeah, that is how that works.

Yeah.

What a good analogy.

And some people get hit by mosquitoes a lot more than you, Ariana, apparently.

Yeah.

So, and then we cut cut back to Lucy, and I just, I found this moment just really fucking telling, as you might notice from the interstitials, where Lucy's like, well, you know, it's really hard when you're autistic not to commit microaggressions because you don't pick up on the subtle clues that people give about how they're feeling.

And I'm like, oh my God, are you asking for cultural understanding about your lack of cultural understanding, Lucy?

Yeah, this gets very meta.

Right.

Like, that's part of the DEI training.

The part of the sensitivity training is learning learning that about people who have like, you know, people who are autistic, for example, you know, who might not recognize immediately the, the clues that you're giving, you know, like that's what we're fucking doing here, Lucy.

Right.

But instead, she sees it as, well, I get to, I can't really see a microaggression.

So like I get a pass.

Right.

Yeah.

That's her argument.

Right.

And then we have this, God, they really want to dwell on this.

The interviewer is interviewing Kimmy, and he says, Did you know that saying America is a land of opportunity is a microaggression?

Right now, there are absolutely moments where saying America is the land of opportunity would be a goddamn microaggression.

Of course, that's what's so infuriating.

Like, okay, so because it's your life experience that America was a land of opportunity, we've got to remember: this is a college-aged girl from Uganda that came to the United States, went to art school, and then got a paying job as a music producer.

Like, America was a land of opportunity for her.

Yeah, it turns out the lottery is a great investment.

Yeah.

But saying that to a kid who's stuck in the projects is fucked up.

Yes.

It's a fucked up thing to say.

It's aggressive.

Absolutely.

Right, right.

And it's a microphone.

And again, like, it's important to note that they don't actually ever explain what a microaggression is or what that word means or why that's a word, right?

Because the whole fucking point of a microaggression is that any one microaggression seems like nothing.

Right?

Right.

Yeah.

It's that's why they added the word micro.

Right, exactly.

Exactly.

And they're so they're listing singular microaggressions and saying, well, this seems like nothing.

Well, fucking course it does.

Yeah, they're like, they're like, here's the thing: that if you are a privileged person, your privilege prevents you from seeing why it's offensive to a marginalized person.

I can't see what I can't see why it's offensive.

Yes, I know.

That's why

I'm teaching you.

and then and then her big takeaway is literally that if I say something fucked up to you and you get offended that's your choice to be soft yes right that is her argument right well she's like well if if America wasn't a land of opportunity why would I move here from Uganda and I'm like because England took all the wealth from Uganda and gave it to America like quite literally

there is that that is true but really the unstated conclusion of this whole documentary here is that if we just reinterpret every time someone says something shitty to us, right?

Every time a man writes an email to the SGU saying, tell the girl that her vocal fry gets on my nerves and that she should die in a fire,

then I should just reinterpret that as a compliment.

Because if I do that, soft, don't be soft.

Yeah, then I'll just live in blissful denial and my life will be good.

They said, you're a girl.

You're beautiful for your age, right?

Exactly.

No, and this literally happens to women all the time.

And we literally grapple with just that, right?

How often does a man say to me, you're beautiful and smart?

And I'm like, that is.

That is a question mark.

That is not the compliment you think it is, my friend.

Right.

We don't have to pick one.

Like, smart women don't need to ugly themselves up and beautiful women don't need to stop reading books in order to not diminish their beauty.

Right.

Like, you are insulting me.

And yeah, I'm not going to reinterpret that.

I am tall and nothing else, though.

So it's,

yeah, some people are one-dimensional.

And at this moment, they put up a graph that says 93% of African Americans are not offended by that phrase that America is the land of opportunity, right?

I'd like to know what percent was offended by the white guy giving the survey.

Right.

Like, what percent of African Americans don't enjoy Jonathan and Greg?

I feel like it's a pretty big number.

Yeah, there you go.

And this is, of course, where we get the actual cartoon of Kimmy.

She's explaining what it was like to live in a world where she was aware of microaggressions.

And the cartoon is of her, like, every time she sees a microaggression, it's we see her stabbing herself in the chest with a knife.

Yeah, and bleeding everywhere.

And bleeding.

Now, importantly, it's her stabbing herself, not the microaggression, not the person who says the thing's stabbing her.

She's doing this to herself.

Yeah, she, she explicitly says throughout this documentary, every time someone was really shitty to me, I realized I'm probably just interpreting it wrong.

And if I just stop interpreting it that way, it won't hurt as much.

Yeah.

And I'm like, okay, so now you just live in abject denial.

And you are becoming part of the problem that perpetuates white supremacy and patriarchy.

That is your solution.

Yeah.

Cool.

Yeah, exactly.

Exactly.

Toughen up.

Yeah.

Well, and then John pops up to tell us that, you know, the kids need to toughen up these days, which leads to a fucking montage of like, we didn't need none of these fancy back helmets when I was a kid type shots, right?

Survivor bias.

Yeah, right, right.

Well, and this is where we meet Anthony Rodriguez, who is just titled as like, I shit you not.

The Chiron just says, friend of Greg Lukianoff, right?

So we needed, I guess we needed to see that some of his best friends are, well, not black, but not black.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

And so one of the points they're trying to make here is that kids need more unsupervised free play, right?

And then Greg describes his childhood and he's like, I used to hop on moving trains like a hobo child.

What the fuck was that?

Why make that point?

There's so many other things you did as a kid that weren't jumping on a fucking train.

Yes.

These are all privileged upper middle class adults talking about how their childhoods were really awesome.

And it's just like,

yeah, clearly.

Yeah.

He eventually admits that, like, you know, the jumping on the train thing as a kid, I was a little

free range, right?

But then he says, like, I wish kids, I wish they could all, they just need the upside and no downside.

That's his fascinating plan.

That's literally what he says.

Yeah.

Right.

That's good.

Yeah.

And pretend the bad doesn't exist.

Kids need the Trump economy, but none of the Biden economy.

Yeah.

That's right.

But ultimately, look, what he's failing to recognize is, okay, yeah, ideally, we'd get all the upside and none of the downside.

That's not possible, right?

So now we have to have one or the other, right?

The upside with the downside, which let's remind everybody is periodically being run over by a goddamn train.

Rachel, what is the upside that you're tougher, that you're more resilient?

than the train?

Yeah, well, well, that you can handle an email.

The upside is that you can handle an email telling you that you're smart and beautiful or whatever, right?

But the downside is that you sometimes get run over by a fucking train.

I feel like we just take the, you know, we just take the loss on this one, right?

Yeah, the risk-benefit analysis there is a bit like crooked.

Well, the other thing, too, is like, because

these fucking assholes age, right?

So they're like, well, back in our day, we could do this and that.

And I'm like, yeah, man,

I remember the days when my friend's uncle would send us to the store with a note to buy his ass cigarettes so i learned how to fucking forge his signature and started smoking that's the fucking world you want to go back to yep jesus Survivor bias.

Again, it's great that you rode around on your bike without a helmet.

You're forgetting about all your friends who got brain damage from not wearing their helmets.

Right.

So like when I was a kid, my brother got hit by a fucking car.

He was in the hospital, in and out of the hospital for fucking months.

He, to this day, can't hear on one side, can't taste on one side of his fucking mouth and shit.

Yeah, right.

Like, yeah, he's not the guy talking on this documentary.

As it turns out, okay, I rode my bike a lot.

I never got hit by a car.

Oh, well, in that case, yeah, he should have been paying more attention, my brother.

He toughened him up.

I can't see the microaggression of a car hitting you on the surface.

So, okay.

So, but then, so, and now here, John makes actually a good point, right?

He's like, you know, back in the 90s, parents got disproportionately concerned about their children being abducted by strangers.

And yes, we all saw that.

Yeah, we all saw that.

And we were like, where are you going with this man?

Because we agree with you again.

Right.

Nowhere.

He's going nowhere.

Yeah, he just drops that whole point.

Yeah, that panic was stupid.

And I think there are some rules in like local places where like you can't have your kid be at a park without supervision for even a minute, even at older ages.

It's a little bit crazy since then.

And I was like, okay, maybe I agree with some of this.

And then he says, if you leave a baby in a parked car and crack the window, they're safe for 50,000 years on average.

And I was like, what?

What does me?

That's a weird fucking study, first of all.

I don't know where you got that.

I feel like that's a misinterpretation of the result.

I feel like it is.

Also, weird detail about the window in that.

Well, yeah, no, you got to crack the window.

You got to poke holes in the box, right?

Otherwise,

Jesus Christ.

So, oh, and then we meet anna right so we we've got to bring anna in anna has a couple of siblings that are like 10 or 12 years older than her so i guess she's representing the generational divide right so her her brother and sister grow up before the coddling of the american mind she grew up coddled this whole thing with anna makes me really uncomfortable because she clearly is struggling with some pretty severe mental illness.

And I just feel like they're taking advantage of her in this documentary.

Yes, they sure are.

Did you guys feel that same way?

Yeah, I felt like she's just here for the acceptance, yeah.

Yeah, it felt gross.

Just what, like, she looked like she was about to cry every time she spoke about any of her experiences, yeah.

And I was like, oh, this is gross.

Well, and the point that they're making is so fucking weird, right?

Because John comes up, he's like, Well, you know, these kids today they show up at college without ever having had a job or having gone on a date or having had a drink.

And I'm like, Are you trying to make decreased teen alcohol use sound scary, man?

Yeah, okay.

I was back on board with the movie for a second here.

I'll need you all to talk me down like I was talking about earlier.

Yeah, but no, that's true, right?

I like, I actually fell down a rabbit hole.

I'm like, do kids these days not date until they're 20?

And like, like the average like age in which a kid dates is much, much older now.

But a lot of that's because like...

you know, there's not so much of a like boyfriend, girlfriend concept, and you go out with friends and sometimes there's a romantic aspect to some of that and sometimes there's, you know, it's just generational difference type shit.

Well, and also, I think they're broke.

Well, that's

right.

Right.

They can't get a fucking job because we're holding on to all of them.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's like you see all those headlines that are like, do, do, you know, Gen Zers eat food because grocery sales are down, but so is restaurant usage.

And you're like, yeah, they're starving.

They're not able to do it.

Because of their poverty.

Yes.

It's like, what the fuck?

You're describing a recession.

They're killing restaurants.

They're killing casual dining.

Yeah.

And also, what about COVID?

Like, they don't even talk about, they show so many clips of kids at school, like, masked up and or, like, you know, like doing school from home, but they don't talk about how all that social isolation really affected kids' mental health.

No,

they just skip over that.

The only time they really talk about COVID is one of these, I think it was Lucy being like, here's the upside of COVID.

Stay with me.

I got to get away from the wokes for a little bit and it was too great.

Yes.

I left Stanford and that was good for me.

Yeah.

But Anna tells us about the time she got an Instagram account and it was all downhill from there.

And then the movie accidentally solves itself.

Yes.

Right.

Because it briefly says, so anyway, we've been talking over and over again about what happened in 2012, 2013 to make the depression rates go up.

Coincidentally, that's about the time social media really got going.

Yeah.

And that's entirely all of it.

I agree.

Yes, absolutely.

Well, because they even point out, they're like, well, you know, there's a big gender difference in depression rates and the rise of depression rates is much higher among women and girls than it is amongst guys.

And, you know, girls, of course, tend to use social media more at a younger age.

And that accounts for literally everything that they've been talking about.

So we no longer need, like,

Occam's Razor just came along and shaved off all the woke mind virus shit that they've been doing to this point.

Yeah, he literally, the psychologist co-author literally is like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So the overprotection thing, it's there and it matters.

But like, it's the real issue here is social media.

And then he starts talking about basically the deep, crushing consequences of the patriarchy for young girls.

And then literally the editor is like, oh, God, too close to this point, right?

Move on to another great untruth.

This one isn't working out.

Yeah.

But yeah, apparently boys were mostly playing video games or at least using social media less.

And I was like, nice.

Our emotional immaturity did protect us.

That's pretty sweet.

Patriarchy rules.

Oh, shit.

So then we get great untruth number two.

Oh, yeah.

I'm now reminded that we are making a list.

Yeah, they remembered when they were doing a bulleted list all of a sudden.

Great untruth number two, always trust your feelings.

Right?

No one has ever told anyone that, right?

Like people say, listen to your feelings, listen to your body, trust your feelings, et cetera.

But nobody's ever fucking said, always trust your feelings.

Right.

It's like we all also promote skepticism and critical thinking.

But again, you can only practice these things if you're doing the work to understand your feelings.

The answer to this is not, I feel something.

I will pretend I do not.

Right.

And I will make decisions based on that.

No, the idea is I feel something.

What does that mean?

Why do I feel this thing?

Have one more thought.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, Greg comes out and he's like, well, you know, my feelings told me to commit suicide.

Should I have listened to those feelings?

And I'm like, who are you arguing with?

I know.

That was a cognitive distortion, just like everything that we disagree with.

But all the things we agree with are definitely not cognitive distortions.

Exactly.

Exactly.

That's how you know which is which.

CBT, man.

Read about it.

And then John appeals to Buddhism, right?

He's like, as Buddhism teaches us, I'm like, oh, I bet you nail this.

He goes, it's not things that disturb us, but our interpretation of their significance.

So again, like you, like you, like you said, Gare, this is just this more like telling bullied and marginalized people to walk it off bullshit.

Oh, yeah, for sure.

Pull yourself up by your bootstraps.

Yep.

Right.

They were mad that the University of Michigan said something like, you can't feel bias without feelings.

And it's impossible for that to be false.

It's a tautology.

It's like, of course, yes, you get a feeling and then you think about it and then you could, you know, decide things about it.

Like, for example, sometimes there's a bias in there that you noticed with your feelings.

Yeah.

For fuck's sake, yeah.

And he calls this, by the way, again, direct quote, the most widespread piece of wisdom around the world.

So I'm like, how would you determine that?

Well,

he read all the Wisdom books, yes.

Of course.

Duh.

Yeah, I'm so sorry.

He explained that earlier.

So then Professor Anthony comes back.

He's the friend.

He's Greg's buddy, who's not white, comes up to tell about his early days in college where kids seemed more grown up.

And clearly what's happening here is like this man has gotten older.

And rather than recognize that, he's like, wow, he's the students, they just keep getting younger and younger.

No, man,

it's just that you're a

comparison of your new wisdom.

Right, yes, exactly.

It's just like everybody seems, yeah, man, to me, like 23-year-olds seem like babies when I talk to them.

Like, I'm like, oh, we're old.

Right, exactly.

So fucking 50.

But when I was 28, they didn't seem that much younger than me because they weren't.

You fucking idiot.

Made a whole goddamn movie about that.

But apparently he was like an advisor for Anna and he gave her some tough love and that's just what she needed.

Which again, it's not just what's what she got, right?

So she determined that it was what she needed afterwards because it's what she had.

Wait, which one was Anna?

Oh, Anna was the one who I didn't like that they introduced so late because it was like they're taking advantage of her.

Yes, that, that one, right.

And this was the guy that she went to in college and said, hey, you know, I'm on the verge of crying at every moment.

And he said, walk it off.

And she's like, oh, okay.

I guess I'll walk it off.

He actually makes a point that I really dislike here.

He said, this is his quote.

He says, you train the kid for the road, not the road for the kid.

And this mentality actually really flies in the face of the argument that Lucy makes earlier in the movie, where she's like, I'm autistic.

I really struggle to pick up on these kinds of nuances.

And it's really hard if everybody expects me to bend to these social norms.

Like, cut me some slack and try and understand where I'm coming from too.

Like he's talking about the ABA approach, right?

The applied behavioral analysis approach, which is increasingly like issued by medical and psychological

professional organizations.

Like we don't like this idea of, okay, here's a kid with autism.

Let's just teach them how to dial down the autism a little bit.

Right.

You know, so that people will like not be as like weirded out by, like, that is not appropriate.

It's a really disaffirming

way to

work with these different identities.

And so this guy, who is, who is he supposed to be?

Is he also a psychologist?

He's an associate professor.

So he was at Providence College where she went.

I don't know, but I think he was just her like advisor, like faculty advisor.

Oh, so yeah, I think he's like an education guy or something.

Sure.

But yeah, he's literally saying, oh, well, you train the kid for the road, not the road for the kid.

Like we got to just, we got to just whip them into shape so they can be little cogs in the machine.

Well, yeah.

And I think it's worth like dwelling on that analogy for just a second, because in this instance, like, you know, of course, the analogy is like, well, you know, the road is unchanging, right?

But the road in this instance is society, right?

And

what we're trying, like, the attempt to change the road is all this shit that you're fighting against, this DEI and all of that shit, like the sensitivity training and whatnot.

That is an effort to change, like, the road is made of other people.

So, what you're saying is, you know, we don't change this large group of people, we change this small group of people, which is disgusting when you kind of drill down to the heart of the analogy.

Hey, can we make just like a few better roads?

A lot of these are

dirt.

Rub some dirt in it from the dirt road.

I don't know.

No, we're not changing it.

Clearly.

Yeah.

Oh, and then fucking Arian is still on about his stupid goddamn email.

Oh, God.

He says, you know, in my email, I explained that diversity training doesn't work and has been shown to just make situations more toxic.

Now, I didn't look into his evidence or whatever, but like, yes, man, when you tell privileged assholes about their privilege, they get all toxic.

Yeah,

yes, that's true, no matter how you tell them about it.

He points out that Harvard Business School agrees with him in the email, and I was like, okay, that's not the

best angle there.

You got George W.

Bush, fucking Steve Bannon, Jeffrey Skilling of Enron.

Maybe you've heard of that amazing businessman,

Jeffrey Skilling.

Yeah.

So we get more of his.

He finally finishes writing his email, and then this is where we get his like, but can he send it?

Oh, God.

Maybe we won't know until we come back again to him hovering over the send button.

I want that song with a question mark.

Yeah, there you go.

Yeah.

So then, okay, so we check back in with Saeed so he can tell us about his unwoke buddy, Abdul.

Oh, Fortuna.

So

like he says, I met this guy, Abdul, and he's like, you're a Muslim, huh?

So your prophet rapes 10-year-olds?

Oh,

wait, I was so confused here.

I thought he said you're professor.

Oh,

I need a contact cross raping.

No.

Okay, I was really confused here, and that clarified a lot.

Okay, yeah, yeah.

Glad I could help with that one.

Okay.

And then I'm going to need some clarification on the Mills series when we get there, too.

Yeah, right.

So this is like, that's how he introduces it, right?

So he's like, like, you know, I met this guy and he says, my prophet raped 10-year-olds, which

that's in the book.

You know, he did.

He's like, but I was like, finally, a person I can debate.

You know, I can engage in an honest discussion with

and talk him out of his racist and bigoted beliefs about my religion.

Right.

And they're basically like, let's argue about this specific instance that was written in this holy book that in no way affects you or me.

Like, we don't have a dog in this fight.

Right.

We can talk about this completely intellectually because we are not women.

We have never experienced these things.

Like, this, this is what makes me crazy.

It's like that whole thing where people kind of assume a moral high ground.

If they're like, I'm not getting worked up, why are you getting so worked up when I talk about your rapist?

And it's like, right, bro, really?

Yeah.

You are not just a better skeptic.

Kara, you are screaming right now.

You are hysteric.

So

I would call it shrill.

I fucking hate you guys.

I didn't think in Eli's absence I could feel such overwhelm.

Hatred, but it's you managed to pull it out of me.

But yeah, but no, but he

bringboards this discussion to the Mills series, which is apparently a lecture series for assholes, like an anti-woke lecture series named for Jon Stuart Mill.

That's all about how free speech is great and we need more of it.

Now, of course, they never engage with the real issue people take with free speech, right?

Which is that we don't have that, right?

So, like, I feel like most people, like, there might be some people out there that say we shouldn't have free speech, but I think most people who are arguing against free speech are pointing out that we've actually never had free speech and that free speech is an illusion that's created by a privileged class.

And since they all have free fucking speech, they seem to look, they look around, they're like, no, no, no, obviously, we're allowed to say whatever the fuck we want.

So everyone must have free speech, right?

But they're not going to acknowledge that.

They're going to pretend that people are just against the idea of talking.

Yeah, my

reality

is probably like yours because I have never struggled.

So, why can't you just get over it?

Right.

You're clearly able to just do things without struggling.

Also, if somebody screams debate me at you and you say, No, that's also free speech.

You're no.

Yes, exactly.

So, then we get to our final grade untruth, right?

Great truth number three, us versus them.

Yeah,

we all are struggling with this.

So the third great untruth is to challenge in-group, out-group dynamics.

Yes.

Yes.

I swear to you guys listening at home that their anti-DEI rant ends with a call for inclusivity.

It's fucking nuts.

They're doing that.

Well, what they're doing, they're doing the same stupid stupid shit.

And Carrie, you already called this out, but they're doing the same shit that my mom does where they're like, no, I just don't see race.

Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

So, and so that's all you need.

And then I'm like, yeah, you tell me your fucking understanding of racism peaked in the 90s without telling me that your understanding of racism peaked in the 90s.

Got it.

Yeah.

Lucy jumps in here to help make that point and says, Yeah, so people with less privilege at Stanford University had so much privilege.

It was crazy.

I could not deal with it.

The underprivileged are so overprivileged, especially in a place like Stanford.

Right.

Arian is like all offended that somebody was

very sensitive about asking him about cows in the road in India.

Yeah, like why, why?

This is such the theme of this film.

Why are you offended by somebody trying not to offend you?

Right.

Are you triggered by trigger warnings, bud?

He sure is.

He goes, well, but Arian explains, he's like, well, you know, the thing is, is that people being so nervous around me made it really hard to have friends of different races.

And I'm like, are you sure?

Are you sure that you're just not an asshole?

Yeah.

Why do you think people are nervous around you, Arian?

You know, because I, because hey, Lucy assured me that we all have a friend, like an equal number of friends from each race.

You could have been somebody's fucking Indian friend.

You, you're just an asshole that nobody likes.

Oh, right.

It's because you yourself are racist.

Right.

Right.

There's the problem.

Yeah.

You're a dick.

That's why no one wants to hang out with you.

And then he finally caps off this stupid goddamn fucking email story, right?

He finally hits send.

My God, nobody cares about your email.

Like everybody, we all wrote in our notes, just shut up about your fucking email, man.

I found his tone to be shrill.

So, but he says, you know,

I sent out my email and, well, nobody gave a shit.

There was just one response.

But then I put it on Twitter and, man, them racists on Twitter fucking loved it, right?

Yeah, he literally, he argues here that.

The people who supported him only supported him in private.

And the people who criticized him criticized him publicly.

And his takeaway from that is that there are no safe spaces anymore.

I don't know.

My takeaway from that is that everybody who supported him privately kind of knew that it was fucked up.

And they were like, I don't want to put my name in public saying I support this guy.

Well, and it also, like, I have a sneaking suspicion that there were also some people that disagreed with you privately.

Probably.

Probably.

So, but yeah, like, and he's like, yeah, there were some people who agreed publicly.

I'm sure it was all of both.

Oh, absolutely.

I'm sure it was.

Absolutely.

But the people people who were basically like, yeah, that racism, I feel that, my friend, they were probably more likely to DM that.

Yes, absolutely.

But it also has a very like, you know, I know you can see a lot of negative responses, but there was a lot of positive stuff.

You don't know it.

It's from Canada, but there was a lot of.

Yeah, my.

My girlfriend's totally real.

Yeah.

He definitely is like, there were all these snowflakes that made it way harder for me to be a snowflake.

Yes.

I just put it.

But there's literally nothing more fragile than the ego of a bigot absolutely that is really what he demonstrated here all this debate and discourse was making so i couldn't have my debate and piss yep

yeah yep so and then john comes in like in and he's like you know sometimes like you know somebody will say like here's what i believe and somebody will say well that's racist and then everybody jumps on him for being racist and i'm like well that

That only happens if the thing that you believe is racist, though.

Yeah, it's like when dudes are like, I don't even know how to talk to a woman after me too.

And I'm like, well, that's problematic.

What are you afraid to say?

Dude, your fucking conversational flowchart was really fucked up.

Yeah, I mean, this goes back to that whole thing we were talking about earlier where like these people do not understand what cancel culture actually is.

They're always like, oh, fucking cancel culture.

It's coming to get us because of the woke mind virus.

And it's like pushing back is a form of challenging idea.

It's a whole thesis that you're calling for people to do.

Like you're literally claiming that college campuses, there's not enough debate going on.

There's not enough people like giving dissenting views.

And then the minute somebody has a dissenting view, you're like, it hurts my feelings.

Don't cancel me.

Right, right, exactly.

What you want is infinite debate with no consequence.

That's not like that's not under the free speech umbrella anywhere.

No, if you say fucked up stuff and then people no longer want to hang out with you, that is free speech.

Yep, exactly.

So, and then fucking John says that I just have to point this out because he's like, well, you know, people challenging our beliefs and not believing as we do, that strengthens us and that actually makes our brain better.

So, and again, I swear this is a fucking quote: social media and cancel culture is like a way of shooting yourself in the brain.

What?

Anyway, the other side is catastrophizing.

Anyway, here's the rest of my nuanced book.

You shot yourself in the brain face.

Continuing my nuance.

So then we cut back to Arya.

Now he's feeling sorry for himself about sending out the asshole email.

Because like clearly what happened is he sent out this email and a bunch of people on campus hated him for the rest of his fucking time there, right?

Yeah.

Again, like you said, consequences, right?

I love what you wrote.

Y'all don't know how hard it is to be accused of bigotry.

That's literally what he says.

But he did the thing, right?

He's like, I was accused of being, it's like, you were accused of sending the fucking email that you just spent an hour and a half bragging about.

Yeah, he goes, being accused of racism when you know deep down you're not racist is not easy.

And it's like, bro, I think you got to do some introspection.

Yeah.

If you are so sure deep down that you're not racist, you may not be looking in the mirror.

Well, yeah, but I think that actually accidentally hits on the entire problem with their fucking argument, right?

Because there's no goddamn such thing as deep down not being a racist.

Racism is as racism does, right?

If you do a racist fucking thing, you're a racist.

It doesn't matter how you feel deep in your fucking heart.

It matters what you do.

I am a sincerely held colored mind.

Yeah.

But I think he literally believes that because he's brown, he can't be racist.

Exactly.

Right, right.

Yeah, they're trying to do that as the point.

Like, as an immigrant, I was accused of racism.

Come on,

but like, a non-white person can be racist, and non-white people are racist all the time.

That's exactly what your movie is trying to argue in a bunch of this stuff, yes, right.

And also, hey, you know, you don't have to be racist to be sexist or homophobic or transphobic or ableist or all those other different fucking things that we're talking about here.

But hey, that's complicated, it requires words like intersectionality.

So it's way over my head.

Hegemonic Utah

line up some rails.

So, but then Greg cuts in to remind us that MLK is on their side.

Like, like Ethan was telling, this is where they show the Martin Luther King talking about how important free speech is.

And they're like, see,

like us.

And I'm like, yeah, I'm sure that Martin Luther King Jr.

would be very happy with his place

in your movies.

Oh, I know.

I was like, if man.

Okay, so do you know when this doc came out?

No.

Because it feels very pre-2024, 25.

I think it was 2022.

Okay, yeah.

It definitely contextually ignores what's happening during like this dystopian kind of Trump administration.

Sure does.

Sure, yeah.

Fully, it came out before that.

Or it was just like whoopsie doodles.

We can't update it.

It's too late.

But I would love to see

a conversation

between this guy and either MLK or John Lewis.

I would have loved to see them school him so hard.

I wanted the time machine side tackle for sure from John Lewis.

They tried to use John Lewis for a second.

I was not happy.

Yeah, infuriating.

Yeah, but they talk about all of the terrible things that would happen if we didn't have free speech.

And then we get our final title card.

It says at peace.

And

this is where they're going to tag in Nelson Mandela.

Oh, God.

Hey, guys, Nelson Mandela was forgiving and he went through way more shit than your little fucking mosquito microaggressions, right?

Nobody did.

People didn't just tell him that he was beautiful for his age and he forgave him.

Why can't you be more like Nelson Mandela?

Is it because you don't like black people?

Is it because you're a bigot?

Okay.

Nelson Mandela died in the 80s.

Debate me, Jonathan Hate.

Idiot.

They have a whole effect for it and everything.

Duh.

Yeah.

So read a multiverse.

I just hate, I just hate the way they try to put a bow on this whole movie.

They're basically like, Mandela is the kind of martyr we should all strive to be.

And literally then, what's her name?

Kimmy?

She's like, why was I so happy when I was 17 or 16?

And then I went to college in America and everything got worse.

It's because of the woke mind virus.

And I'm like, no, honey, it's because that's the age when we start to think about the world.

Yes.

That's the age where we start to become politically astute and read global news and think outside of ourselves.

It's our frontal lobes are getting to the point where they're developed more and more.

And once we realize how fucked up the world actually is, it's fucking depressing.

Right.

And you can never go back to that, you know, blissful ignorance that you had at 16.

Yeah.

Sorry about that.

This movie is like, no, but wait, you can.

Yeah, right.

No, if you just ignore it.

Yeah.

Well, because she got like, this is the extent, again, I'm not making this shit up.

This is the extent to which she ignores it.

She's like, I went back over and started thinking about all of those different things that I interpreted as racist.

And I'm like, well, maybe that person wasn't racist.

Maybe it was just that person had indigestion.

She literally said that.

I'm like, that's a new one for me.

I will admit, I've never heard the it's not racism, it's indigestion argument.

The guy who kept touching my hair with fascination probably had a tummy ache.

Yeah, it might have been a problem.

And this is what I love because this is when it also becomes a god-awful movie because she talks about how she's really Christian and like her experiences in church have taught her that she is responsible for her own experience of oppression.

So like all she has to do is just forgive her oppressors and she'll be free.

Yeah.

She says, I'm not allowed.

Just give grace to the racists.

Just like Nelson Mandela would have forgiven Ben Shapiro.

That's right.

Racism is solved.

Right.

She says, again, I quote, she says, I'm not allowed to be offended as a Christian.

Okay, lady, if to Christian was a verb, it would mean to be unreasonably offended.

Jesus.

So then we check in on Lucy.

Lucy gave up on social justice and she's much happier now.

Yeah,

she switched from justice to kindness.

She did.

Yeah.

She was like, justice, what really is that?

You guys can just keep debating that.

I'm going to focus on kindness.

Sounds sounds like a cognitive distortion.

Yeah, right.

It sounds to me like she was trusting her feelings, too.

So yeah, you're right.

I want to do that.

Fortune telling.

And it's like, how does this work in practice?

So, so now when she steps over somebody who's unhoused on the street, she gives them a little thumbs up.

Is that like what?

Yeah, like I love how this entire documentary is from the perspective of people on the privileged end of activism.

Right.

No, because like Lucy's walking around in a fucking mansion as they're interviewing her.

Yeah, they're all like, when I was an activist, I was sad all the time because I saw all of this like sadness in the world.

But now that I'm not an activist, my life is great.

And I'm like, what about the people who are victimized by the system?

What about the people your activism is for?

She's just a salt of the earth white kid who went to Stanford.

Yes, right.

Yeah.

No, but she says, but she explains here, she's like, look, you don't have to be woke to care about the poor, the widow, or the orphan.

And I'm like, what about the black person and the gay person?

She says, this is the poor, the widow, and the orphan.

But yeah, she's like, you know, back when I was a social justice advocate, I was miserable.

Now I'm happy.

I'm like, yeah, that was my argument against sobriety too.

lucy worked really well for me oh and then and then kimmy actually makes literally that argument she's like if i was if i was doing if i was still a social justice activist i would probably be an alcoholic a homeless alcoholic i'm like yeah that happens to a lot of the wokeys yeah i'm allowed to be on woke that's my health I also, there's, this is so fucking funny.

The interviewer said, you know, we go back to the knives analogy, her stabbing herself with the little knives as the microaggression.

The interviewer says, how does it feel to take the knives out?

And she gives this like, oh, it feels so good.

And I'm like, what a terrible use of the analogy, right?

Because taking knives out, A, doesn't make the wound feel better and B, makes you die faster.

Yeah.

Supposed to leave in those knives of wokeness.

You are.

Bleed out.

Exactly.

You're welcome for the knives of wokeness.

And she actually does bleed out here and it makes me really angry.

Like, and I, okay, I know I'm a psychologist and I should be better than this, but she starts crying.

She starts crying really hard about how, how hard it was back when she was stabbing herself with all the knives and how she feels so much better now.

And I'm like, I don't feel sorry for you.

Yeah.

I don't like this.

Right.

Stop trying to manipulate me into empathizing with you.

You're being a cunt.

Well, and also consider the fact that we're talking, this is an entire movie about how, oh, you know, know, it was a really tough time for me because I was worried about problems that didn't really exist.

And now I've, I'm scared of the coddling of the American mind.

I know, right?

It was really hard for me when I was aware of like disease and pestilence and poverty and systemic oppression.

But now that I pretend that those things don't exist, my life is way easier.

Now that you're coddled, it's such a bizarre little fucking universe of a goddamn movie.

Also, also, they have a breakfast club at the close at the end.

And I only point that out because Aryan has a fucking podcast.

Of course he does.

And all these kids, literally all these kids went to college and got great jobs.

And then they ask, like, which one was it?

Saeed, what's your advice to somebody saying that they might want to go to college?

And he's like, don't do it.

You'll get infected by the woke mind virus.

I'm like, that's fucking rich.

Yeah.

It worked for you, my friend.

Woof.

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

And again, like you said, the selection bias here is fucking insane.

Mm-hmm.

So, all right, well, that's the end of the movie, and thank goodness for that.

But Kara, thank you so much for hanging out with us again.

You are not welcome.

And a quick reminder that if you want to hear what Kara sounds like when she's not being tortured, be sure to check out Talk Nerdy, which you will find linked in the show notes.

And well, that's going to do it for our review of the coddling of the American mind.

That's not going to do it for the episode just yet because we still need to fall back into this pit next week.

So Heath, tell us what's on deck.

We're going to be exploring the idea of vehicular manslaughter absolution

with magic of possibly Christ.

We'll be watching Acquitted by Faith.

It sounds fucking awful.

I don't know why I said it with like an excited tone.

It's going to be terrible.

Yeah, it sounds really fucking bad.

Just, that just sounds like boring and awful, but that's kind of our bread and butter.

So with that to look forward to, we're going to bring episode 506 to a merciful close.

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For Heath Enright, Neli Bosnik, I'm Nelicious, promising to work hard to earn another check next week.

Until then, we'll leave you with a breakfast club close.

The right wing of American politics continued protecting free speech on campus.

Oh, did they?

Great.

The kids in this documentary all voted for Jill Stein or Donald Trump, and their measles are thriving.

Gen Z eventually did rub some dirt in.

Keep rolling.

So coddled, you guys.

Okay.

Well, we're not coddled.

We had to walk uphill both ways to get to school and learn to write curses.

You're right.

I'm not Gen Z.

No, exactly.

I know how to drive a stick shift.

I don't.

Oh, shit.

The first car.

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