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Hi, everyone. Welcome to another episode of Good Hang with me, Amy Poehler.
Very excited about our guest today, Paige DeSorbo and Hannah Berner, two great women who make up the podcast Giggly Squad. You may have listened to them on there.
You may have seen them all over your social media. You might have met them in the Bravo reality show Summer House, which is great, and one of them is still on it, and the other one is long gone.
But we are going to talk about really fun things today. We're going to talk about stand-up comedy.
We're going to talk about female friendship. We're going to talk about pimple patches.
We're going to decide what is the best medication for anxiety. So keep listening.
Check it out. And we always want to start every episode with people that know our guests or is a fan of our guests or has an idea of what they think I should ask our guests.
And who better to talk about two young, wonderful women than the mothers of these wonderful women? So we've got Lenore and Kimberly, Hannah and Paige's mothers joining us today, who were so delightful. And I could have talked to them all day.
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I'm so thrilled you guys are talking to me today. Thank you so much.
We do this thing on Good Hang where we check in with people who know the guest or who are fans of the guest or who want to tell me questions they think I should ask the guest. And we thought there was no better people to talk about Paige and Hannah than their moms.
I would say that's probably true.

They played Radio City.

What is it like to see your kids playing Radio City?

I still don't believe it.

No, it was unreal.

It really, I just, we pinched ourselves.

I'm like, this can't be happening.

I remember when they booked it, I just thought,

I couldn't believe that was happening. And then they sold out the first show and added a second show.
And then I thought, oh, no, they're never going to sell tickets to a second show. And then they sold out the second show.
And I thought, what is happening? And we get nervous for them, but we don't tell them. Like, when Nora is exactly right, when I'm like, you're adding a second show for Radio City.
What are you, nuts? Like, no way are you going to sell that out. What was it like being on tour, Kimberly? You went on tour with the girls.
Where did you go? How long were you there? And what was it like? I love it. I mean, it's just, you know, I stay, I don't go out on stage or anything.
Our husbands have gone out on stage, but I just stay in the background and I'm just really there if she needs something, you know? And it's nice to be with the girls. And I love watching, I always say the best part of their show is when they're first together, whether it's in the green room or they're getting their hair and makeup done, because when Hannah and Paige are together, it's like no one else exists.
and they're first together, whether it's in the green room or they're getting their hair and makeup done, because when Hannah and Paige are together, it's like no one else exists. And they're just, it's a show.
I like always say to my sister, oh, you have to come when they're getting their hair and makeup done, because that's the best part. Right, Lenore? I mean, it's the warm up act.
I think their bond is just incredible and so needed in today's environment, really.

I agree. I feel like their genuine friendship is really nice to be around.

I think that's what you like so much about them is how genuine they are as people.

But then their friendship and bond with each other is why you keep coming back.

Yes.

You know, and Lenore, what was it like to have your daughter be on reality TV? Honestly, I don't know how Paige has hung in there so long. Yeah.
Let's just say it wasn't a good fit. Right.
It was not a good fit for Hannah. Yeah.
Stress.. You know, she jokes about how, you know, she's an athlete.
She's very coachable. And so you put a producer in her ear and tells her, oh, you know, do this.
It'll be great. Do that.
And she's like, tell me how high to jump. I'll do it.
And then she doesn't realize she's making a disaster for herself in the edit. To Hannah's credit.
I always say this.

If page went through what Hannah did on the reality part of it,

page would have moved back home and you would have never seen her again.

And really, I say that to page all the time.

Like I am so impressed with Hannah's perseverance.

And I mean, she blew everyone out of the water.

You know, just having a Netflix special,

like, come on, who, you know.

She's a fighter and she's very competitive.

So that you couldn't take away from her.

I'm wondering if there's a question

that either one of you think I should ask them.

Anything you want to know.

Doesn't have to be big or deep.

It can be, is there anything you think

I should ask them today?

Are you pregnant? I'm kidding. Okay, I'll start the podcast by asking them both that.
I think, though, a great question is, like, are they enjoying themselves? Right? You know, what do they enjoy about it? Well, I am so thankful that you guys gave time today.

I think they're going to be thrilled that we got to talk today.

I mean, now you're making me think I should always talk to everybody's mom.

Because you really do get a sense, really get a sense really fast.

I'm sure you feel this way too. When you meet somebody's parents, and the only you get when you meet somebody's parents you're like oh now I get it and it's either a now I get it I understand why they're so great or sometimes it's a now I get it why they're so fucked up well right well maybe you should have the dads on no it really means a lot that you both gave time and um I'm excited to talk to them.
I think they're so great. And the stuff that they've built together, I think is an indication of the strength of female friendship.
I think it's, you know, it's a natural resource, female friendship and the way it drives the world and the way they talk about it and model it is really, really cool and special. So thank you both.
It's really nice

to meet you both. Really, it was an honor.
I never was this on my bingo card pages. I'm like, what? Huge fan, Amy.
We love you, Amy. Thanks, you guys.
And you both sound exactly like your daughters and you look like they're older sisters. You do look Gen X all You're definitely our favorite.
They're the mom giggly squad. Thank you so much.
Thanks, Amy. Bye.
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Hi, Amy. It's so good to have you guys here.
We're thumbing through your book, How to Giggle, which we're going to talk about. We have to say thumbing.
That's a good one. We should bring that back.
We're thumbing through it. Yeah, we're thumbing.
You know, I have so many things I want to talk to you about today. I am huge fans of both of you, and I love your podcast, and I love your friendship, and I love you individually and together as a unit.
Oh, my God. Thank you.
That's actually the only credit we need. Yeah.
Once I heard she listens to the pod, I was like, we can retire. Yeah, we're done.
What is there to do? It's only downhill from here. That's for sure.
I'm here to tell you it is we're gonna talk about that about how life goes downhill no but um I talked to your moms and you know so we have this thing on the on good hang where we talk kind of about people behind their back in a good way I I oh that's very different for us She's like your mom's had shit to say but they are so great they of course love you so much what if they were like the girls are monsters this is an intervention a lot and they had they had questions that i wanted to start our interview with because i thought they were really important pert pertinent questions for the both of you. Hannah, Lenore wanted to know, are you pregnant? That's a wild question.
And Paige, Kim wanted to know, are you enjoying yourself? Oh, that's such a hurt question. Two extremely difficult questions.
We can get to them later, but they're both answers. And both answers, no.
Easy, done, not pregnant and not having fun not having a good time no but i i will say yes i'm having a great time like in the past year hannah and i i feel like our careers have kind of taken a turn but i would not be having this much fun if i wasn't doing it with hannah like i don't know if it would be the same experience. I mean, I know it wouldn't be.
It's a little Stockholm syndrome, what you're hearing from her. Okay, so for people listening, like my mom, who might not know Giggly Squad, who, can you guys quickly tell us how you came together? You're doing your podcast, Giggly Squad, but how did you first meet, and how are you a team? Do you want go or you want me to go okay i'll begin okay also by the way we are in a like non-sexual marriage so if we have the kind of interactions of america we're in a partnership yes america so we and let me know if i'm overstepping page but we're like we'll talk about this later You embarrassed me in front of Amy You embarrassed me in front of Amy So Fuck about that

So we're like we'll talk about this later you embarrass me in front of Amy you embarrass me in front of Amy so anyway we're just trying to not explain what Giggly Squad is people like they don't know what their own podcast is no Giggly Squad it stemmed from Paige and I both got casted on a reality TV show which was crazy it was never what Paige wanted to be an entertainment reporter i wanted to be a stand-up comedian and we found ourself on reality tv scared alone yeah worried yeah but we like had this trauma bond from it fast and people liked our friendship which is weird it's weird for anyone to comment on you when they don't really know you totally but for some reason in the reality tv zeitgeist they were like an end page or entertaining and relatable i guess yeah and i think we like obviously we didn't know anything about reality tv so like we would watch it back and we would be like oh we feel like we were funnier like while we were filming or we feel like people aren't really getting our friendship they definitely cut the best punch lines but that's fine because we'd be in the bathroom and we'd be like, to the camera guy, like, hey, why don't you come with us? We're going to like, really run a bit in the bathroom. And they're like, we don't care.
We didn't realize that there's a basic... We don't have room for this.
Yeah, there's a basic storyline and they have to cut down to 42 minutes. And Paige and I are going on these callbacks.
And we're... Do you know this? There's nothing to do with the plot.
And we're like, oh, that's definitely going to be in the show. That was hilarious.
And, like, of course it's not in there. And in all my interviews, they'd be like, we need you to be angrier.
And I was like, I don't even remember. I was drunk, so I don't know why I'd be mad.
But fast forward, COVID hits. Yeah.
And we're FaceTiming. Everyone's depressed.
Everyone's scared. Again, more trauma.
And we're both home in our parents' houses. And we're like.
With Lenore and Kimberly. Yeah, and we're like 28 years old.
and we're like, in our parents houses and we're like lenore and kimberley yeah we're like 28 years old and we're like so what's gonna happen to us like are we gonna get married are we gonna like start a business like what's gonna happen like all the covet are we gonna live and so we would facetime for like four hours a day and we'd be like we're, this is funny. People would think we're funny.

And so then we were like, okay, let's just go on Instagram Live.

Do you remember when that was a thing?

That was a thing.

Well, I'm a weird, like I have weird blind spots about all that stuff.

Because I just started doing social media a couple years ago.

Because I was on, I know it's.

No, it sounds so beautiful.

I'm so old.

Amy, we are so envious of you. We need to talk about it.

What is Instagram again?

When I saw you on Instagram, I was like, oh no. I know.
Say goodbye to your innocence. It's so old.
I'm so old. Amy, we are so envious of you.
We need to talk about it. What is Instagram again? When I saw you on Instagram, I was like, oh, no.
I know. Say goodbye to your innocence.
It's so true. Like, I really, and, but I know about Instagram Live.
I think I've done a few, but I never, but. It was a weird time.
Yeah. Yeah, it was very weird.
I remember the first time we went live, Justin Bieber also went live. Yeah, John Mayer.
John Mayer. So then we created a beef.
We were like, they don't support women in the arts. Yeah.
And they knew we were going live at this time and then they went it was such a weird time yeah so weird and so we went live every single night for three months 10 p.m. 10 p.m.
for an hour that's how giggly squad started it was just the two of you just talking we were diligent 10 p.m. we were going on and sometimes we'd mix a cocktail like and so it started where we'd have like 500 people watching then the next night was like 2,000 and the next it was like 5,000 and we were like wait this like what's going on and we had no like structure yeah no structure right and then nothing was happening every day what were we possibly talking about but we were in the yeah we were in the comments so funny it was like this community of of women and gays that like wanted and just like curious straight men who which is the most dangerous of straight men yeah we don't want straight men who are no no no who are bored no bad things happen no no are you bored go answer an email so they they would like comment all these funny things and we were like what is this community of like girls who are so funny and silly? And it was this light.
And then we had to go film. Summer House.
Summer House. And we had to stop doing the lives because we were locked in a house.
And then the world kind of opened up. And we were like, okay, I guess we'll make it a podcast.
But like we had no, like going into it, we weren't like, we should start a podcast together. So it just so it just kind of naturally happened we actually had to debate i was like because i'd been podcasting for a bit right and i was like page you should podcast and she's like i don't have a face for radio you can do that that sounds like something you would do we're gonna have to film it i'm not made for podcasting i was like have you seen my bone structure that's such an insults to me.
I remember even explaining to her what podcast it is. When I started this podcast, I'm like,

oh. I'm not made for podcasting, baby.
I was like, have you seen my bone structure? That's such an insult to me. I remember having to explain to her what podcasting is.
Well, I was funny. When I started this podcast, I'm like, oh, we have to shoot it? Now? Like, now? Yeah.
I just had somebody come up the other day and say, oh, I just watched your podcast. Which is like, it's kind of crazy how that's taken over.
It's different. Your clips are everywhere right now.
And you've got to have those clips. You've got to have clips.
That's why we're not allowed to to have too long conversations. We got to stop a quick.
You're right. You're right.
Let's. For 45 second.
Clips. I'm just going to throw out a bunch of words.
These are not my glasses, by the way. I forgot my glasses.
She just stole it from a random person outside. But when you went back on Summer House after all that talk, you must have felt psyched that you knew each other so well.
Like you had gone from, you know, you had had a season, right? And then you shut down because of COVID. Two seasons.
Two seasons. Two seasons.
Then you shut down. And then during that time, your friendship grew.
So you came back in knowing like, oh, I'm with my friend. We kind of always were like that.
Like, oh, I have a friend. Because we were both new at the same time.
Yeah. So we already had that bond like that first day and Hannah and I truly are so different in so many ways but our humor is the exact same so from the day we met it was like this is my best friend yeah not to get look at me getting dark but I keep going I'm sorry to get dark but I you might understand this.
In any kind of trauma you're going through,

the only thing I've ever been able to control is laughter.

So like in reality TV, there's multiple scenes where I'm sobbing about something

and then I'll try to crack a joke

because it's the only thing that I can control.

And that's something that I think Giggly Squad is about,

is about taking your life less seriously

in spite of all of...

You can't control your relationships, your job, any of of it but we can choose to laugh instead of cry and i think it's the elevator like to me like that takes you from the basement it's like the fastest if you can find a way to go from crying to laughing yeah it's it's hard but it's a huge like it's it feels kind of like the fastest way to remember that life is a dream and that nothing matters if you can get there. But it's, and it's with people that you can do it with people, like you can do it with people that you trust.
And it's kind of what we've been talking about in this podcast is it's so dark right now. Everything is really tough.
And I just want to do for my own mental health and for others to do what I do in my personal life, which is to talk to my friends and laugh. And have a good hang.
And have a good hang. Everyone needs that one person in their life where it's like you can call them and they make you feel better about anything.
Like a spouse or like in my case, it's Hannah. Like, truly, if to me like online that i'm like deep in and like everyone hated my outfit like you know something like stupid she's like this is the worst things ever happened to me no i'm like i'll never financially recover from this it was a sparkly boa i'm like they don't get it i'm like they don't get it no pants is Like, I can call Hannah and say anything.
And she really does, like, bring me back down to earth. And, like, I will then, like, laugh at something.
And then I'll be on to the next thing. So, like, I really feel like everyone needs that one person where you can just call them.
We also were going through very unique things. Like, something would happen with Rai TV that you can't talk to, like, your mom necessarily.
I and my mom's like why'd you do it yeah but page would be like yeah i did that last week and this is how i got through it yeah so we've just had unique experiences but giggly squad has become us talking about just the mundane i think and girls have connected with it i bet you get asked a question like tina and i used to get asked this all the time which is what do you two fight about? Yeah. Nothing.
We've literally never,

and we work together too. Like the podcast is obviously a business.
So like will we have like business phone calls? Yeah, like kind of. It's not like we have like a set time where we're like let's talk business.
We've had like other people definitely try to get in the way of our friendship, which leads me to the Akon song.

Nobody want to see us together, but I don't matter.

The fact that you had to break out into song is so crazy.

I can't believe I just did that in front of you.

That was so embarrassing.

Also, that was definitely a copyright issue.

Also, I don't know this song.

I'm so sorry.

I'll send it to you after.

It's going to change your life.

I do know Akon.

I know who that you are.

But there's this kind of level of,

there have been moments where people have tried to kind of turn us against each other which has like made us stronger in a way yeah the only thing we've ever fought about is she has to stand on a certain side and it's so diva that it's i can't because we would literally did the vanity fair oscar party and my dress had like a side and i was like, Hannah, I have to stand on this side, like my dress. And she looked at me in the eye and she goes, I'll literally die if I have to stand on this side.
That was the first time I ever stood up for myself. And I said, sorry.
She's okay. She was a limited to model.
Yeah, she's got all good. She has all the sides.
And all I wanted was to feel confident on my day. And one of my sides happens to be deformed.
You're seeing it right now. I disagree.
Thank you, Amy. I disagree.
There's a little dysmorphia going on there. There is a little dysmorphia.
But I know what you mean, though. A woman knows what her side is.
And I wasn't going to solve the dysmorphia in that 10 minutes. I was like, you know what? It's so funny you brought that up because it means you still haven't moved forward from it.
Because that was weeks ago. Yeah.

Well, that's the thing about comedy is you have to decide how much you're going to care all the time.

When it comes to performing because I was a tennis player, tennis was really like you're a winner or you're a fucking loser.

Like you can't walk off the court.

You can be like, I played well.

So a giggly squad.

It's an intense competition. But tennis, like I really dealt with like very result oriented.
So when I started doing comedy, I was like, oh, this is art. Like I can be authentic and raw.
And if people don't like it, I'm like. It's subjective.
It's subjective. You're projecting onto me.
And I'm so lucky I'm getting paid to be goofy. Where tennis, I really felt like every day was judgment so comedy I've kind of retrained my brain to be like you don't have to be mean to yourself like you were with tennis so I because I feel like I've lived a couple lives before comedy with comedy I've been I've been really nice to myself and I think that's great I hope other people can do the same if they're being mean to themselves with like how they're doing in their careers i think that what you're saying is really important because so much of being funny is being relaxed and it's like less about content yeah i not to shit on comedians let's do it i don't like when comedians take it so seriously i'm like but if the audience laughs you did a great job well i Can we call myself like this? Let's do it.
I don't like when comedians take it so seriously. I'm like, if the audience laughs, you did a great job.
I can make all myself like this. Let's be serious.
It's like when you're in a comic club. She's like, okay, get out of here.
This is an important part of Amy Poehler. I'm mortified.
But when you go backstage and all the men, it's usually men. Yeah.
Sometimes women, but it's like with their headphones on, like pacing, going over their set. And it's like, I saw your set.
It's okay. It's not that great.
We're all making. It's okay.
They're like pre-gaming to M&S. It's pretty tough to talk to stand-ups in general.
Oh, yeah, because we have the improv world. Because they are just always performing at you, and they're also either having done a set or about to do a set,

and they're just trying to figure out what went wrong.

And so they're just staring right past you doing their bit, and it's tough.

Every now and then I practice my bits on Paige without her knowing,

which is super annoying.

That's a very stand-up.

She knows.

I start to get a microphone.

Because my thing is if Paige laughs. I'm like, you make me light you in five minutes.
What are you talking about? But I have become aware that, like, it's really annoying to constantly just be wanting to take laughter from people. And there has to be this vulnerability.
It's annoying. Yeah.
It feels like, you know, you have to be aware that sometimes people feel like your audience rather than, you know. But do you what is your relation to relationship to being funny? Because you're very funny.
OK. My whole personality has been built out of spite because when I was younger, my brother is so funny.
His timing is great. He's so smart.
He just like knows when something's going to hit. So my dad would always be laughing at my brother and he's like five years older than me.
And I started to get so frustrated. I was just like, dad, I'm also funny.
And my dad was like, well, you haven't made me laugh. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful. You can't read.
Stay in your lane. And so I would get so annoyed.
Also, he's older and smarter. Older and smarter.
But my brother always loved comedy. So, like, I would always watch stand-ups.
I always knew who, like, famous comedians were. And so then just, like, over time, I think just hanging out with my brother and my dad, like, I got certain timing.
Yeah. But like outwardly funny.
Like I don't think in high school anyone would have described to me as like, oh, she was like so funny in class. It really wasn't until I met Hannah that I feel like I was more open about being funny.
Like my friends would say, yeah, like she's funny sometimes. Where now I'm like, if you don't think I'm funny, I hate you.
Then you don't get me. Then you don't get my personality.
Isn't it funny how people can be mirrors to you? If you surround yourself with people that, I mean, your dad now is like, Paige, you're hilarious, how do we not know? But a lot of friends I'd be with, they don't want you to be funny, or that's not how they see the world. But I could never do stand way she does I think she can I think you could I just have to say I don't think women should say anymore I could never do anything because I think you can do I could do it I don't want to she doesn't want to stand I don't want to stand up there she doesn't want to stand for more than 20 minutes ever an hour's her.
In this economy, I'm very ill. You could Dave Chappelle it and sit with a cigarette the whole time.
I would love that. That's exactly right.
Sit with a jewel. A mango jewel.
Just get an IV while you do it and sit there and just get other things done. You get your nails done for three hours a week and you can't stand once a week.
Actually, that would be amazing if you got your nails done. That would be amazing.
That is stand up. I'm like, I have to fit it in that it does it takes a while i really relate because tina and i are on tour and i want to talk about your tour and we have i pushed her i was like let's do stand-up um and tina was like we don't really and i was like but we do and also we can and also let's just keep trying it and try new material and use this section to try new stuff.
Well with us with our tour we do and also we can and also let's just keep trying it and try new material and yeah use this section to try new stuff well with with us with our tour we we do a lot of improv but then whenever a joke really hits we keep it so it's basically like you doing improv but then being able to save everything that works and doing it again yeah it's it's just such a different it's a different form of comedy but the hard part's done you're. I'm always so suspicious of when people start gatekeeping stuff as being really hard.

I mean, with the exception of, like, science and... Like, real hard stuff.

Like, real hard stuff, like math.

Things that you have to do in school for more than five years.

That was controversial take.

Are we respecting science on this pod?

We believe in science.

We believe in science, and I said it for the first time today.

Like, I would have never even thought to go on a tour or even been...

Or said, like, yeah, I want to do this if it wasn't for Hannah being like,

Paige, you can go out on a stage and, like, be funny.

What are you... Like, I would have never even thought to go on a tour or even been or said, like, yeah, I want to do this.

If it wasn't for Hannah being like, Paige, you can go out on a stage and like be funny. What do you like and not like about being on tour? I always say like the beginning, like before we go out on stage when we're in the green room is my favorite part, because that's when we're just like waiting to like go do something.
Your mom's brought that up. Really? That, like, Kim being on tour, she was saying the best part, I always tell people, the best part is before you are on stage, and it's just the two of you getting hair and makeup, just, like, getting ready.
It's like we're waiting to, like, go to a party or something. Except every now and then, Paige started this thing, she likes to show up in, like, her sweats.
I'm an athlete. You're an athlete.
Yeah, I'm an athlete. She used to look like she like she's practicing she's like let's not get dressed up until right before but i'm not organized so i show up in my sweats and then i take out my backpack and i'm like i left my left heel in the hotel this is really really really and i forget clothes all the time where pages are perfect this is my this describes tour we were in denver we had just started our tour i i know we're about to go out on stage in like 15 minutes and i'm like no i think i'm i think i'm having a panic attack my hands are numb i'm crying i'm throwing up i'm like yeah no i'm having a panic attack hannah's trying to like play spa music in the background she's like found on youtube music and I just put it out her face.
Hey, is this helping? I'm like, not at all. I'm literally in the midst of crying.
Tears are running down my face. I realized that Hannah has forgotten her shirt that she's wearing out on stage.
So she's going to wear like this silk pajama shirt that like the venue had given us like this merch. can't even speak and the only words I can get out is you can't wear that shirt on stage and she looks over at me and she's like you're having a panic attack and you're gonna tell me what I'm gonna wear luckily I had like a t-shirt in my bag that was like extra whatever and I was like put this on she put that on her outfit was fine and then I got out of my panic attack but that's a great example of like you're she got you so after a lot of beta blockers and xanx I got out of it but she facetimes her mom because she's like Hannah this isn't working on facetiming Kim so I'm just listening supporting and all I hear is Paige stop Paige stop it you're fine yeah you're fine she hangs up we start dying laughing we were Like your mom your mom just told you to stop.
She's like, panic attacks aren't real. And that's two generations of women.
She's like, back in my day, we sucked it up. Okay? Well, that is true.
We never even had the word anxiety. And you did SNL.
I had a high school boyfriend who used to get stomach aches. And we were like, huh, I wonder why.
And he would just be up all night. would be worried.
The second you broke up, he's like, my stomach feels great. He's like, it totally went away.
I was like, okay. I wonder what it was.
And he used to be up all night worried about the future, get stomach aches and everyone was just like, huh, I guess. Drink some pep a lot in this episode I was wondering because you've dealt with some of the most high pressure live performances in entertainment period do you have any advice for us when you feel like your career is hanging by a thread and you have five seconds to give something funny I've never taken a beta blocker and a lot of people have told me about this.
I would be worried it would slow me down. Yeah.
Okay, so here's the thing why I like it. It's not for anxiety.
It's for blood pressure. So like it doesn't do anything to your brain.
She's a drug pusher. No, I'm a drug pusher.
Because I am very against Xanax. I don't like the way Xanax makes me feel.
You have to really, really be careful. Yeah, I didn't like that.
Where when I took a beta blocker before I went out on stage, it just took away my hands sweating. So that's why I like it.
It's good with physical reactions. You know when you're so overprepared for a performance, but you know your body's going to turn on you right beforehand.
You're going to get the shakes and your lips quivering quivering beta blocker for me i've taken just it just calms your heart rate so i feel more normal but not your brain yeah but it depends the person i took it did i take it i didn't take it for fallon i took it for my netflix special yeah because i was special by the way thank you i was having um a lot of like panic because i felt like it was a make or break career moment for me, and I blew it out of proportion in my head. But I've never experienced that level of performance before, and stand-ups never recorded.
So I just went to a dark place in my head. I'm like, what if I blank? Yeah.
Yeah. I feel like my anxiety tends to come after I do something.
I get a little kind of zony before, and then after, I get very fluttery and nervous, and it's a little bit like, was that good? Did I do it? I kind of check out. I disassociate, which our Jen is really good at.
It's really healthy. You know, like, just float above your body and get out of your body.
And then when I'm, like, sucked back into my body, that's when I get shaky after something. More than before something.
It's almost like I get the aftershock. Your adrenaline comes down.
Your adrenaline. Yeah.
Did I say that right? Did I disappoint everyone? Was it good? Yeah. Did I even do it? Yeah.
Did it even happen? Oh, so we're dark. Really? What is my name? Yeah, if you guys try dissociating, what planet are we on? That's one.
Just don't be there. I don't even remember the 90s.
Yeah, I think you guys are trying to be too present. Like, you're trying to be too in the moment.
Be out of the moment. Be out of the room.
I do think because our generation is so aware of mental health, we're always trying to, like, be like, okay, this is anxiety and this is PTSD and this is OCD. And a lot of it is true, but then there's a a moment where it's like and now let's how do we cope yeah to not let it beat us and not let it suppress like who we want to be well I think and I'm sure like from your athlete days like there is a thing about your brain and you know everyone has different capacities for this so I realize that but there is something about your brain where you if you start to tell your brain something you can trick your brain yeah for a short amount of time to get the thing done and yes if you start labeling the different like anxiety OCD this is this this is this it's happening again you're starting to tell your brain like we're doing it we're doing it yeah we're here we're doing it again there is a little trick sometimes it works for me where being excited and being anxious are the same physical symptoms, physical feelings.
So if you say, look at how excited I am rather than how anxious I am, it doesn't help when you're like at the dentist. And you're like, I'm so excited to be at the dentist.
They say a little bit of anxiety, especially in sports, is good. And it helps you actually perform at a more focused level.
So a little anxiety is important. If you're ever not nervous before a gig, I get a little nervous.
I'm like, someone's about to be loosey-goosey. Yeah.
No, that actually helped me when we were on tour after my first panic attack. And then I would take a beta blocker before.
I'd be like, shoot, I hope it doesn't happen again. Hannah would always say to me, it's good to be a little nervous.
You care about what you're doing. And that truly would calm me down.
She'd also push me out on stage with a panic attack. I would literally launch her, bunt kick her onto the stage.
She'd be like, your adrenaline will kick in. We hope so.
Here you go. Go ahead, honey.
You got it. And also, doesn't it help you? Because taking care of somebody is a great distraction.
Oh, I wasn't the problem for the first time ever. But I was forgetting my shirt because I was so obsessed with, is Paige okay? Well, you might have a little ADHD because you said you forget your shoe.
I wish you didn't say that. I could talk about this forever.
It's all she says to me. She's like, well, I suffer from ADHD.
And I'm like, you've never seen a doctor I've never seen a doctor. I wouldn't say suffer.
I would say I thrive. You live with it.
I thrive with it. I'm like, you've never seen a doctor.
You've only been given TikToks about this. And so I really need you to stop bringing it up.
You're right. Everyone on TikTok tells me that I have it or that they have it or we all have it.
Yeah, it is. I mean, but that is how I yeah i'm like no you just want to sleep an extra hour you don't have adhd you literally just press snooze like i told my other friend i was like i think i have adhd and she was like yeah everyone knows that about you and i was like no one told me this whole time you know kim from paper kite she had a really um one of our producers she had a really great thing where she said you can tell you have adhd if someone says we have to leave in five minutes or we're going to miss the flight and someone says alright let me just take a shower.
That's her. That's the only time I start cleaning.
I'm like this cup shouldn't be here. We have to leave in five minutes.
It's like great let me take a shower. It's like what? That is that's a good indication that maybe time is more of a concept.
That's so true. You always do.
You always have to go to the bathroom when we have to leave. Yes.
I also will, like, leave the shower just shaving one leg and find out, like, two days later. But these are all things that make me beautiful.
Absolutely. Absolutely.
Absolutely special and beautiful. And then what, and then is there anything that you have, Paige, like, when I make a mistake? Yeah.
I feel like for me, I think maybe this is because of reality TV. I'm very quick to want to defend myself of like, oh, no, I didn't make a mistake.
You're just not seeing it from my perspective. And what I meant to do was this or what I meant to say was this.
And I feel like in my 30s, I've not mastered at all, but I've worked harder to be like, and not everyone is going to like me. And I don't need everyone to like me.
I don't like everyone. I thought you were going to say, I don't like me.
Yeah, well, that too. I'm like, imagine hating on me and I'm at home hating on me.
So I feel like I've had to overcome that of not everyone is going to like you and not everyone is going to think you're funny

and not everyone is going to love your outfit.

And that's okay because you think you're funny and you like what you're wearing.

And so that's been a struggle.

I think reality TV brought that up because really the human brain,

I'm not supposed to see 200 people commenting how much they hate me.

On a scene that has no context. As a human, i'm not supposed to be able to read that no and there's like this new thing on tiktok where it's like we were never meant to see ourselves like mirrors were like invented like we were never supposed to see what we look like yes and i feel like that with being so public and like social media we really weren't supposed to see how people feel about us and so i think that's that's how you heard that saying what other people think of you is none of your business we were i was about to say our new thing is saying it's on my business yeah it's a fantastic way and i mean but but when you're on a show like you're still on summer house like that's hard it's hard because you have to talk about people in real time you have to hear And then for a year after, like you don't get to move on until a year after.
And it's hard to not take it personally because people are like talking about who you are as a person. Yeah.
And I'm like, no, no, no. Let me explain that one moment.
And it's like, no, no, I don't need to explain that one moment. No one cares.
Yeah. But being misunderstood is painful.
It's painful. But I really feel like people who want to misunderstand you will.
Yeah. And people who want to understand you will.
And that's like how you get a little piece with it. Do you ever talk about, do you ever clarify things about the show on your podcast? Never.
I've never said what actually happened in my last season. We've never spoken about Summer House.
We've don't honestly because when we started we were like one of the first podcasts to come out of bravo i think maybe there was like one or two others and they were really adamant of like this is not a bravo podcast do not speak about bravo and we were like totally fine with us like we weren't going to anyway we wanted it to be more pop culture and so now people are kind of surprised if they find us from bravo because they're like they never talk about bravo and it's like yeah well we weren't allowed to in the beginning and now like yeah it doesn't really go with who we are and like what we talk about so it's actually better that way yeah i mean it definitely does you're practicing what you're saying which is you're just kind of letting go of things that you can't have control over. Because then it would be too in the we.
It's too much. Also, it's funny you brought up mistakes because I feel like, I don't know, I'm going to speak for you, but I really have just failed upwards.
Does that make sense? You've been fired so many times. Every time.
And I love sports books. And I'm sorry to say this, but we're we're gonna ask you to leave we need to ask you to leave right now i manifested it accidentally but not to do like a jordan quote but like they say like of all the shots why timmy does a jordan yeah he wants to be like jordan chalamet you're like jordan yeah okay so he need to stop so i have adhd So he missed a ton of the shots to win the game.
But people don't remember those. I don't know if that's the quote.
You don't worry about doing a Jordan quote because you didn't. You didn't do a Jordan quote.
As I was saying it, Amy Poehler looked me in the eye and went You missed 100% of the shots you don't take was Wayne Gretzky and not Jordan.

But I bet Jordan did say something about shots.

But I'm sure they're friends and they like each other, so it's all fine.

Okay, I'm never going to say a quote again.

With that said.

And Obama actually said,

Grab your hockey sticks, kids.

Marilyn Monroe, you missed 100 shots shots Marilyn Monroe used to say Audrey Hepburn Audrey Hepburn said you miss 100% of the shots you don't take wait can we also tell them we misquoted Amy Poehler in our book we also didn't ask permission did a full quote with Amy Poehler said it wrong and then that's actually so funny because my brother literally saw the back and was like you didn't ask permission. Did a full quote with Amy Poehler.
Said it wrong. Wait, that's actually so funny because my brother literally saw the back and was like, you didn't ask my permission.
And I was like, what are you going to sue me? Oh, because your brother has a quote on the back of the book. Yeah, but I like wrote it like for him.
We got some fun quotes in the back of our blog. Gary, my sister isn't that funny.
That's his quote. I wrote that.
We didn't like run it by anything. We go, did you not think it? Did you not think it? Okay, you talk about pop culture on your podcast.
Because of that, I want to just throw things out to you. Speed round.
Tell me your thoughts and opinions. There's no wrong answers here.
Like the last thing I did. She goes, you got that wrong, but hopefully you do better this time.
Okay answers here. Okay.
Like the last thing I did. She got that wrong, but hopefully do better this time.
Okay. Veneers.
I don't think they ever look good. Never? I think maybe there's like two people in Hollywood where I'm like, wait, they have really good veneers.
But like a normal person who can't afford it. I do have veneers.
Do you? Oh, they, they look great. You wouldn't know.
But because you obviously have access to a great doctor. The normies out here shouldn't get that.
Too big. Too white.
Too big. When did you get them? Well, I guess you're considered veneers.
I had a chipped tooth. Okay.
And when I went. That's a story you're going with.
She goes, I was in a bar fight. I broke my nose in a car accident.
And I have a science infection. I hit a tear.
And I had a science infection. I had a chipped tooth when I got on SNL.
And I thought, no big deal. Whatever.
That's hilarious. Yeah, exactly.
Like, who cares? And then I saw myself on camera and I gasped. I was like, oh, no.
Like, I look. And so I got my teeth fixed.
I got veneers when I was on SNL. You would never

know. Just two, but I have them.

If you didn't get into Hollywood, do you think you would have gotten veneers?

Wow, that's a good question.

Maybe not.

I don't think so. I think like,

you know, where I came from

in Massachusetts and like, I don't know if I

think I would just, wouldn't mind my chip.

But seeing yourself on camera

is a different thing. You know how like people came from in Massachusetts.
And, like, I don't know if I think I just wouldn't mind my chip. But seeing yourself on camera is a different type.
You know how, like, people hate hearing their own voice? Like, even in a voicemail, I'm like, imagine watching yourself on TV. You're like, that's what I present to the world? It's really, really crazy.
It's a real mind fuck. Okay, so you've got to be careful with veneers.
I get nervous when people shave it down and they have little, like, nubs. Yeah.
That makes me nervous. I think that that doesn't happen as much anymore.
I think they've really taken it back. They don't go such a shame.
We don't know the science behind that. We don't know anything about veneers.
Okay, look into it. We like to do hot tits.
We don't know anything about it, but we hate them. And I also have to say, both of you, if I may, you both have great teeth.
I thought you were going to say you both need them. So that's crazy.
I have a doctor. I'd like to talk to somebody who does.

Dr. Keene, Beverly Hills.

You both have great teeth.

So talking about veneers with great teeth isn't really fair.

Yeah.

True.

Okay.

Because some of us don't have great teeth.

Gel nails.

Yes.

Yeah.

Okay.

You love them.

We love them.

But you're taking off of them.

That's the thing.

You just let them grow out

I was just gonna say

We never take them off

We never take it off

We just re-go

Okay okay okay

How do you feel about running?

From what?

What problems are you running from?

Who are you running from?

We can do Pilates

That's a workout laying down

With BDSM equipment

Actually I'm gonna

We're not running

The only time we run Is to get away from a man. Okay, how do you feel about people who love dogs? Okay, you did that.
You did... No, that was mean.
Are you doing this on purpose? You did it on purpose. No, why? Do I know...
Because we're cat people and people are... It's very controversial.
Oh, okay. We're huge cat people.
Okay, people who love dogs... I love dogs.
Yeah. I foster senior pets all the time.
Get that on. Mm-hmm.
Click that. people who people who love dogs, I love dogs.
Yeah. I foster senior pets all the time.
Get that on. Clip that.
People who love dogs I love. People who say they hate cats.
Yeah. I don't like that.
That's not nice. They've never had a cat.
They don't know. It's always the dog people that are like, I love dogs.
But then Scruffy scratched me when I was four. I hate cats.
I hate cats. And it's like cats just want your consent.
Yeah, you're right. People think it's okay to say they hate cats.
That's not. That's not.
It's horrible. I love cats PR though.
Like, I love that they're hated publicly because like, that's their vibe. Like, they like that.
If you hate cats, you hate women. And now we've said it.
And we've said it. I wasn't going to say it.
I said it. And now we've gone there on the pod.
And we went there.

When you're talking about traveling, how early do you like to get to the airport for a flight?

Okay, that's another reason why I think we're pretty compatible.

We have the same flight time.

We're very big on boarding time.

We like to know the boarding time.

And we like to be there an hour before it boards.

I also am very lucky where I live in New York. I'm 20 minutes from LaGuardia.
So I kind of roll out of bed. That's great.
The world's best airport. And I'm besties with the clear people.
I get high fives from them. They're like, Hannah, good luck this weekend.
And I... They're paid to bring you in.
You don't think they care. You don't think they care.
Those clear people are passionate. They are your name.
They do want more people.

They look at my soul.

The screen says your name.

That's how they know it.

They didn't remember it, but...

They get paid for every person

that goes through.

They go, Minneapolis?

They go, you know everything about me.

They're like,

I'm looking at your flight information, ma'am.

So yeah, we're the same.

We keep each other...

Yeah, we're a pretty similar traveler. Oh, that's really's really that's really important okay what about avocado toast i think avocado ruins a lot of really good things really this is page's hot take she's page the people are gonna be so mad i know i think that i don't know what year we were like let's throw avocado on every sandwich.
But I wish I paid attention more and stopped it.

Because I don't need avocado on my turkey sandwich.

It was gorgeous years prior.

It's been a turkey sandwich forever.

I don't need it now to be turkey and avocado.

You don't have a mature palate.

Just say it.

Do you have like a baby palate?

Like a little kid palate?

No, don't listen to her.

I eat way more.

I will try way more things than her.

What do you do?

I feel like I eat way more things than you.

Try way more things.

Not true.

You eat Mexican food and that's it.

I do get hyper fixated on a meal.

And if I like it, I'll eat it for a couple weeks. A couple years.
But then I'll change. You've been having chili-seelies for seven years.
Look, I don't recommend it before a show. That's all I'm going to say.
What is your favorite kind of sandwich? If you could have a perfect sandwich. Bacon, egg, and cheese.
I'm so New York. On what? Ooh, good question.
Anything but like everything bagel, roll, just bacon, just bacon and cheese. My perfect sandwich would be like prosciutto, mozzarella cheese, a little olive oil and vinegar on like a hard, like good baguette.
Spoken like a person has their real teeth. I can bite into that.
Can you not bite into stuff? Well, you have to be careful when you have an ear. You have to cut.
You have to go a little slower. Like, you don't want to come up on an apple too fast.
Got it. Because they do, they can pop up.
Yeah, they can pop up anywhere. Okay, and the last one is women who ask men to marry them.
Picking your partner is the most important thing you do in your life. I'm not just willy-nilly waiting for a guy to spring it on me.
I'm sitting down and having a serious discussion if you want to spend the rest of your life with me. Yes.
And the bigger thing of what do we expect, expecting to be chosen and waiting to be chosen rather than choosing. It's complicated.

But also, I do think there's a thing sometimes where,

I mean, straight cis marriage is a whole other conversation.

Like, who cares?

Boring.

No, it's very boring.

It is.

It's not cool.

It's chuggy.

Getting married is chuggy now. Yeah.
Are we still saying chuggy? No, that's very boring. It is.
It's not cool. It's chuggy.
Getting married is chuggy now.

Yeah.

Are we still saying chuggy? No. That was chuggy of me.
It's funny because we also talk on the pod, like, obviously Hannah's married. And so, like.
We don't like to talk about it, though. It's very off-brand.
It's so off-brand for her. It's so crazy.
Don't bring it up. Why don't you just expose me? My husband.
I'm like, what? You have a husband. We say boyfriend.
But like we talk about how like people expect you to look the best you've ever looked on your wedding day and then like you'll never be that skinny or pretty ever again. Like this is your one day or like it's the best day of your life.
And I remember Hannah's wedding. She was like, this is a great day, but like I've had better.
Like, you know, like I've had a day like when she filmed her Netflix special she she was like this is truly the best i was high on beta blockers but it was an amazing day i think we're in a generation where it is like a little it's shifting a little bit where it's like okay your wedding day and your marriage isn't the best thing you're ever gonna do your whole life and that's really put on women yeah where it's like this is the best you're ever gonna look this is the best weekend you're ever gonna have everyone's here for you this is the last do your whole life. And that's really put on women.
Yes. Where it's like, this is the best you're ever going to look.
This is the best weekend you're ever going to have. Everyone's here for you.
This is the last time that's ever going to happen. Yeah.
So like the whole proposal thing and like a girl doing it to a guy, there's a, he hasn't said that he likes you then. That's why you're doing it, I feel like.
Well, I do feel like what you two speak about a lot, and I feel like that's kind of what I mean about the freedom that comes from the women that are coming up behind me, is that the discussion about how gaslit we are all the time. That's it.
The discussion in real time about how we get these crazy mixed messages all the time. and it's like push and pull back and be this way but say what you want but it's like i mean being a female comedian is a fuck you to the system they don't want you to call people out say things that are out of line yeah make people uncomfortable that's what we do as comics make you think take up space that's why I love being a female comedian and yeah we get pushed back a lot but that's like what our choice is this is the life I want to live and I also think it's so cool you talked to our moms before because generationally they only had so many options I joke that icks are popular now because like back then you barely had a credit card you couldn't have a break with your husband you literally couldn divorce your husband it was illegal yeah he starts singing happy birthday at a restaurant you're like nowadays if a guy gets like a little baby spoon like let me do my sand up a little baby spoon eating eating an ice cream you're like yeah divorce yeah taking all the money that i made yeah get out of my house and i'm taking the money that we didn't we that we never share.
Period. Okay, speaking of laugh, before you leave, I'm asking people what they're laughing at these days.
What do you, like, look at, read, go see? I mean, I know you make each other laugh, Hannah. Hannah's text messages.
When Hannah really goes off, here's the thing. Can you share a text message with us? This is when I know.
No, she's smart. She does voice notes.
This is when I know. You do voice notes? I thought that was a boomer thing.
Voice notes are like, Oh, we love a voice note. But they disappear.
And then you can never love a voice note. No, we love that.
This is when I know. We would be in jail.
Yeah. This is when I know Hannah's husband isn't in the city.
Hannah's voice noting me like crazy. She's like, And then I figured this out, and then I saw this, and oh my God, I haven't brought this up to you.
My mom will be like, you've been voice noting Paige for two hours. Pick up the phone.
Yeah. But that's invasive.
I don't like the phone. I don't like to talk on the phone.
No. And I don't like when people FaceTime me out of the blue.
Yeah, that's aggressive. But I think you guys don't mind it as much.
We don't we but we're respectful of each other we're respectful but once if one of us does facetime each other out of the blue it is the first thing we say when we answer the phone like oh oh okay okay what's going on yeah some someone must be dead yeah that's why there's not more female pilots because we don't like a dispatcher we don't want to hear it text me yeah i know where i'm going thanks i know thanks i know we're going it's not mansplaining how to land the plane we also started doing this thing because like we stay in hotels all the time with each other that like anytime one of us has to go to the other one's room we think of like a line we're gonna say when we open the door like we have to have a bit going into it. Totally.
I was wearing a tie. I think it was before we met you and we opened the door and I was like, I'm selling you insurance.
And she was like, I just puked. No, I was like, I think I'm pregnant.
This is the thing. Life is sad.
So if you don't have a friend making you laugh, what are you here for?% And what So what do you Okay so Paige gets Hannah's text To make her laugh What makes you laugh Paige doesn't really Make me laugh that much But Imagine this is where She finds out I actually don't really Enjoy the pod with her No Paige 100% Makes me laugh so much Okay much. Okay, you guys make each other laugh, but what else? Okay, like what TV are we watching? Yes, like what do you do at night? I just watched Detroiters.
I thought it was the funniest thing ever. So funny.
Sam Richardson. I love comics who are really different from me.
It's more admirable because I'm like, I could never do that. So then I think it's really funny.
I love watching stand ups. Who did I just watched two stand ups this week.
I watched Chelsea Handler's. I watched Burt Kreishner's.
Honestly anything on TikTok like TikTok is funny. Really funny.
TikTok is the only social media app where when I log on to it I never click my own profile and i never click my notifications you're not re-watching your videos to be like was that funny no i'm never re-watching we're on instagram me neither i'm obsessed with myself yeah i'm like my story is so aesthetic today my grid has never looked better i'm commenting at everyone where tikt, I really go to it to just laugh. Same.
I said this many times, but especially in the pandemic, wrapping back around in the pandemic. Like that really saved me because it was lots of good comedy on TikTok.
You've been on TikTok. Oh, yeah.
She's been on TikTok. Oh, I see you commenting gassing up the girls.
You're doing great. Also, it was that hilarious moment where it was like everyone was leaving.
And so, you know, before we leave, I'm going to just tell a couple people that I think they're great. You're so cute.
But there's so many funny people. No, there's so many funny people.
So many funny people. I also, as a...
The creativity. I'm like, how did you even think of that? That's hilarious.
The women are particularly so funny because I say that for female stand-ups it's hard to be in the clubs at night but that TikTok is like a safe open mic yeah where girls can just like put them I think there's more funny women on TikTok than there are men because I do feel like women are competitive with each other but there is a sense of like we feel safe with each other so it's like I know that my TikTok is majority girls yeah so like when I put something out I'm like oh it's the girls will think this is funny so I think that's like we're guys I don't know they don't have that relationship with other guys do you like making TikToks yeah I love it yeah I love it and I feel like I just was on it for so long and really liked it that I I feel like there's a way I mean my biggest fear was to come on as some like old lady being like like the thing that drives me nuts are like people that are like I guess I should be doing this TikTok and you're like beat it. Yeah.
It is actually like a culture of people that work really hard really hard it's a lot of haters and it's it's all just comedy in a different form yeah yeah yeah and having your stamp of approval legitimizes it yeah well i don't know about that but i love it i do love it and it is like it is chuggy and it is cringy like if i get it wrong but whatever who cares like amy you've never made a mistake in your life also i can't wait to see you and tina doing some tiktoks on tour continuing well she doesn't love to do them really no so i always have to kind of convince her i feel like i'm the tina i was i didn't want to ask yeah you think so i think so because there's always a tiktok that hands like this is gonna be so funny and i'm like get away from me yeah and whoever is the quieter one right yeah because yeah yeah i also just have to say shout out to animals animals are the most effortlessly like i'll never be funnier than like a baby goat yeah i've been trying to tell you that i go i'm not following a baby you're not one. I go, I'm not following a baby goat.

I'm not following them.

They're effortless.

They don't care.

They're everything we want to be.

When we were on the Vanity Fair red carpet, we were the first to get our picture taken

because we were literally there first.

And so, like, me and Hannah are standing next to each other, and we just notice all the

cameras go immediately off of us.

And we're already having imposter syndrome.

And we're like, shoot, someone really famous must have walked in. They literally don't give a shit about us it was a dog it was a dog it was a dog i go i waited my whole life for this moment and i'm losing to a dog was it a famous dog we don't know was it we stopped asking questions and then i saw the dog and i was like i get it beautiful dog.
It was a lab. Grew up in a nice home.
We were like, that tail blowout is better than ours. I'm like, how did the lab get a Dyson Airwrap? And then it stood on the right side and it looked gorgeous.
It took my job. It took your job.
Thank you guys so much for doing this. This was so, so fun.
Thank you for hanging we love you I love you back and I can't wait for all the big things ahead for both of you in all different areas of the business and we feel the same about you it sounds weird but we feel like are you just getting started that would be clip that

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And then I'm like, at Scales of Justice, and I'm holding like a baby bottle and like a tiny little gravestone, and I'm like, I'm just getting started. I'm hooked up to an IV, and I'm like, I'm just getting started.
One of those sand clocks that just slowly go away. There's a guy, this i'm like in a i'm in a i'm in a baby doll dress and i'm going just can't start it and behind me is um the grim reaper just waiting for me and botox getting injected and i'm wearing pigtails and i'm in like just overalls and I'm like just getting started wait the Grim Reaper's alright we renamed the podcast we have fun here alright thank you guys so much this episode is brought to you by Degree Cool Rush Deodorant I'm a big fan of people owning mistakes, like how last year Degree changed their Cool Rush formula and men were mad.
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I loved having the ladies here. It was a blast.
And we talked a lot about a lot of things. And I love stand-up comedy, despite maybe some of the things I said.
Podcast, no, but I have great respect for it. And it made me think about the people that I'm watching.
And I would encourage everybody to check out Jordan Jensen if they haven't seen her work. She's a touring comedian right now and really specific, funny voice.
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I never know how to finish these things. I never know how to end the podcast.
So, okay, bye.

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The executive producers for this show are Bill Simmons,

Jenna Weiss-Berman, and me, Amy Poehler.

The show is produced by The Ringer and Paper Kite.

For The Ringer, production by Jack Wilson,

Kat Spillane, Kaya McMullen, and Alaya Zanaris.

For Paper Kite, production by Sam Green,

Joel Lovell, and Jenna Weiss-Berman. Original music by Amy Miles.
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