Guessin' Our Pickss

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Hello everyone, Alden Ford here with this month's one-shot podcast by the creators of Mission is X.

Please don't check the calendar.

It is technically September and this is technically August's release, but that's because we've worked so hard on this one.

It took us all of the month of August to do.

That's not true.

We are very excited to be here with a first and last episode of what we're calling Guessin' Our Picks, which is

a getting to know you or How Well Do We Know Each Other game show where the crew of Mission is X will compete to see who knows each other's mind the best.

Yeah, 28 Days of August was just coming up with that title.

Yeah.

Guessing our picks

took four weeks.

Use our time badly.

Exactly.

But let's just jump right into it.

Some of you may be familiar with an old-timey game show called The Newlywed Game, where different pairs of people will try to guess each other's answers to personal questions about themselves.

Frequently, newlyweds.

Frequently, newlyweds.

That's the idea.

And this was at a time when people got married who barely knew each other, so it was really challenging for them.

Right.

And of course, all of the questions you're about to hear were submitted by listeners just like you over on our Mission to Zix Discord.

Thank you so much, everybody who submitted questions.

These are great.

If you'd like to join them in crafting our next one-shot podcast, we'd love you to.

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Okay.

Our first round is going to be Seth and Allie.

These pairs have been randomly selected by a D8 D8 that I rolled for the last four days of August.

Each pair has five questions to answer about each other.

If they are right, they get a point.

If they are wrong, they don't.

So, Seth and Allie, who'd like to go first?

Sure.

I'll answer.

Just to be very clear,

I'm going to ask Allie a question, and she's going to answer what she thinks Seth would answer to this question.

Okay?

Okay, cool.

So let's do it.

Allie, what actor do you think Seth would want to play him in his biopic?

Stanley Tucci.

Wow, good answer.

Fresh

off the.

That was, yeah, that was.

I see that.

You had that in a holster.

Real

good.

What actor do you think Allie would want to play her in her biopic?

Dakota Fanning.

Wow, you guys are quick.

All right.

Let's see what the real answers are.

Allie, what's your answer?

Who would play you in a biopic?

I said Zoe Deutsch.

Zoe Deutsch.

Sherry could.

Because she's so likable, she could make me seem more likable.

Come on, Nah.

Power play.

Seth, who would you want to play you in a biopic?

I mean, Allie, you were so close because this guy is basically just Stanley Tucci on steroids.

Jason Statham.

Cool.

Nice.

I'm sorry.

I literally

reworded this question a little bit.

Who should play you?

Not who do you want to play you.

So, who do you want to play?

This is a classic guess in our picks moment.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wow.

Wow.

And British.

And British, right?

I love this American life.

Yeah, yeah.

Technically says want to.

Wow.

Okay.

And Seth's biopic is an action movie.

Okay.

All right.

Now I understand.

Guy Ritchie presents

Seth's life.

Okay,

so, Allie, if money was no object, where would Seth live?

Greece.

Wow.

Cool.

Seth, if money was no object, where would Allie live?

Brooklyn, just a much better apartment.

Oh.

Cool.

Wow.

You mean not the not the former funeral home I live in currently?

Excuse me.

Rent currently.

Hey, I've stayed at that funeral home, and it's lovely.

Wow.

Haunted, but lovely.

That's everybody's answered in New York.

Here, but better.

Seth, if money were no object, where would you live?

Paris.

Wow.

Wow.

I didn't realize what romantic you are, Seth.

Oh, mundus.

Jason stayed home in Paris.

Legislature is Paris.

The biopic obviously takes place in Paris.

Love it.

Allie, if money were no object, where would you live?

Amsterdam.

Oh!

You go

almost there.

Said anywhere but Amsterdam.

There we go.

I thought based on these recording sessions, you'd never want to go back.

And shockingly,

now I know how good I had it.

That's true.

I regret to inform you, Team Seth and Allie have zero points.

Moving on.

Okay, but we're going to make it up.

We're still technically in the lead.

Yes.

Allie,

what do you think Seth's favorite Girl Scout cookie is?

I think he's a real freak, and he loves those lemon ones.

Oh, wow.

You guys hate scoring points.

Seth,

what do you think Allie's favorite Girl Scout cookie is?

I think she's not a freak, and she likes thin mints.

Okay, good.

Allie, what is your answer?

Thin mints.

Seth, you like those weird lemon ones, you fucking freak.

Yeah.

Fuck it.

I am a freaky deeky little freak boy, but I love the tag-alongs.

Damn it.

I knew I should have just gone forward.

Freak adjacent.

I would have.

That's the right answer.

That's the right answer.

That's what you say if you're trying to hide that you're a freak.

All right, Allie.

If Seth could take a nap on a bed-sized amount of food,

bed-sized amount of food, what would it be?

Like, what is the one food item?

Yeah.

Hot dog buns.

Wow, okay, so you're going for comfort over flavor for sure.

Okay, great.

Seth, if Allie could sleep on a bed-sized amount of food, what do you think she would choose?

Cooked rice.

Okay.

Oh, not uncooked rice?

Nice.

Nice.

Cooked rice.

I think uncooked rice seems way better.

All right, Allie.

Cooked rice is one of the craziest answers I could have ever imagined imagined anyone's having.

That's how they would kill people in the past.

There are

rice-filled mattresses out there.

Yeah.

How cooked are they?

How cooked are those mattresses?

Okay, but

if you put me in uncooked rice, would it sap all the water out like it does in an iPhone?

You would become a mummy.

I'm trying to dehydrate

via the rice bed.

But all of your electronics would work great.

All right, Allie, Allie, what's the food you would choose to sleep on a bed-shaped pile of?

I would want to sleep on brioche.

Good answer.

All right, zero points.

Continue.

Now we should have

one.

You have one point.

Yeah.

Seth,

what would you sleep on?

I would sleep on mashed potatoes.

Mashed potatoes.

Another wet one.

Yeah.

Another

wet one.

Jeremy, I want to hear state them as Seth's answer.

The true answer.

Yeah.

You knew what I'd pick.

Mashed potatoes.

No, bangers and mashed.

Mashed.

I want to be the banger.

Mash me.

I'm the banger.

All right.

Coming this summer.

The banger.

Sounds like a Jason Statham movie.

I'm the banger.

Seth, I think we can get this one.

All right, last chance for a point, guys.

Allie, what

superpower do you think Seth would want?

Teleportation.

Oh, okay.

Good one.

Nice.

Seth, what superpower do you think Allie would want?

Invisibility.

Wow.

Okay.

Speaking of.

That's funny because I was thinking teleportation for you because it's like a prankster's superpower.

But so is invisibility.

Gotta go.

All right.

Allie, what is your desired superpower?

Shapeshift.

Then I could look even more like Zoe Doit.

Or Jason Stacey.

Slight.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Seth, what is your desired superpower?

Invisibility.

You guessed that invisibility would be mine when it's yours?

I thought we were the same.

Do you guys understand the rules of this game?

Yes.

Wow.

Yeah, wait.

That was a very sweet moment.

Seth said, I thought we were the same.

That's so nice.

Yeah.

Honestly,

I thought you'd want to sleep on a tater bed.

I thought I recognized you from the Creeper conventions.

I quote the classic This American Life episode where they debate flight versus invisibility.

Oh, yeah.

Flight is for people who want to let it all hang out.

Invisibility is for fearful crouching masterminders.

Wow.

And

you know what?

I'm not as fearful as I used to be.

I still crouch, though.

I still crouch.

You got to crouch.

It's a comes through position.

That was beautiful.

We have one point.

We do.

You know what?

All right.

So, one point for Team Seth and Allie.

Now we are going to move on to Mujan and Winston.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

We're going to start things off easy.

Mujan, what do you think Winston's favorite candy bar is?

I think he's a bit of a Snickers man.

Oh, Snickers.

That's Jason's statement.

Is that Jason Statement?

No, that's his statement.

Jason Statement.

Jason's statement.

Jason's statement.

Yeah, Jason's statement.

That's what he does when he talks.

That's a classic statement.

Yeah.

Winston, what do you think Mujan's favorite candy bar?

Twix.

Wow, cool.

All right.

Mujan, what's your favorite candy bar?

Okay, I made it complicated because I gave the honest answer and then what is like practical.

Because I'm not a

candy bar.

I know, but I'm not a candy bar person.

My favorite candy.

I can't wait for this honest candy bar answer.

I'm so excited about what this nonsense is.

It's like a loop.

Baby roots or something.

The raw potato.

My favorite candy bars are raw potato, actually.

That's the real.

Cooked rice.

Cooked rice.

Who's HU's dark chocolate with hazelnut is my favorite sort of candy.

That's what I wrote down!

Yeah.

But I said also maybe Twix, I guess.

So

also

maybe Twix, I guess.

Yeah, all right.

Because I was like, if we're going to go with like regular candy bars.

I feel like points are pretty few and far between on this show.

So I'm going to say, I'm going to give you guys a point.

Yeah.

He won the whole thing.

Winston, what is your favorite candy bar?

Snickers.

Oh, I'm sick of that.

He's a Snickers man, I am.

He's a Snickers man, I am.

And that's a sick statement.

Wow.

We were beaten in the first question.

Oh, man.

Okay.

Not only were we beaten in the first question, the fact that Kujan had the most complicated response and then was was like, but probably Twitch.

And that was right.

Are you kidding?

Halfway.

Okay,

asterisk on the win here.

But next

question.

Mujan, can you name something Winston is allergic to?

Fried food.

Fried food.

Okay.

Winston, can you name something?

I don't know if that's an allergy.

Mujan is allergic to

bullshit.

Hell yeah.

Hell yeah.

Hell yeah.

All right.

That's what those allergy eye drops are for, is for bullshit.

Yes.

Yeah.

Mushan, what are you allergic to?

Again,

it's a bit of a complicated answer.

Oh, God, God.

Oh, my.

Like, recently this summer, it was Think Coffee on Mercer.

Because something about that coffee shop gave me a terrible allergic reaction.

Wow.

But the other

scientific answer, I don't know if it was related, is propylene glycol.

Ah, wow, close.

Sure.

What is that?

I thought bullshit was that.

I thought it was cobalt.

I mean, in a way.

Yeah, yeah.

Or, yeah.

Wow.

All right.

And Winston.

Oh, is that to Justin?

Everything okay?

Whenever I'm recording something, my wife takes her clothes and throws them over my head to the hamper right here, like a maniac.

She looks at somebody's cackling in the background.

Yeah, we can hear it.

She's a maniac.

I am allergic to penicillin.

Whoa.

Don't ever get syphilis.

Too late.

That's how I found out.

But he keeps it.

That's good advice in general, regardless of an action.

Don't ever get syphilis.

That's the only reason I don't want to get syphilis.

Yeah, of course.

All right.

Mujan,

what do you think Winston's best celebrity impression is?

Oh, okay.

Boy, I think his best celebrity impression,

if I think about about it, it probably...

I would say

Winston gives off the energy of William Shakespeare.

Oh, my.

We all know what he sounds like.

Yep.

Hello, man.

That's my number one celebrity is William Shakespeare.

So it's crazy.

I think of celebrity.

I think Zoe Deutsch Shakespeare.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Winston, what do you think Mujan's best celebrity impression is?

I think Mujahan's is.

It's one I did for Zix once.

Successfully.

Nope, nope.

Oh, now we get to help each other?

I'm sorry, Scott.

You're already in the lead.

I think I know.

I feel like you could do

Bill Cosby.

Just kidding.

Oh, God.

Dear Lord.

Disqualified.

Disqualify them.

Don't do that one.

I feel like you could do a really good, like,

I feel like you'd do like a Meryl Streep.

Okay.

Classic guy.

Can I guess?

Sure, Allie, I'm yours.

Can we say it simultaneously, Allie?

One.

Yeah.

One, two,

three.

Gizma.

Michael Cain.

No.

No.

Can I answer?

Yeah.

It's Warner Herzog.

Wow.

Well, that's your best.

Warner Herzog.

I thought.

Oh, okay.

Jeremy came back on cam.

Yeah, gotta start it.

Yeah, I gotta hear it now.

Wait, I always need Jeremy to start it off so then I can mimic it.

Jeremy, start it off.

I'm afraid your impression is very inaccurate.

I think my impression is very good.

Wow.

You're doing Jeremy during murder.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, my goodness.

I don't think I would agree.

Lou Jean, you self-selected that as your best impression.

Which is my best impression.

Now it's sort of your

Lucian, I'm afraid the way you form your letters.

It skips Perfectly.

Cool.

All right, Winston, what's your best celebrity impression?

Cartman.

Cartman.

Oh, really?

Do it.

Do it.

Go do it.

Go to it.

Alright, I'll do it one of the.

I wouldn't let them go put me around.

I'd be like, hey, you f ⁇ ing your big ass back in the kitchen.

You make me some pie.

That sounds pretty good.

That is pretty good.

That's good.

Well, we can also do Oh Holy Night as Cartman.

No, it's fine.

It's good.

Copyright issues.

We'll get flagged.

We'll get flagged for that.

Copyright from the Lord.

I think it's perfect.

Okay, all right.

All right, all right.

All right, great.

No points, but I did enjoy that.

Michael Caine would have

Michael Kaye.

Yeah, Michael Caine.

Okay, Mujahon, if Winston had to fill in for another Zix character,

who would Winston play the best?

I think Winston would have a fun time as Bargie.

Okay, good.

All right.

Winston, if Mujan had to fill in for another Zix character, who do you think she would be best at?

I think Mujan would be a great

Nermit.

Wow, okay, good, nice.

All right.

Mujan, what did you say?

Okay, well, I, you know, same thing, same deal.

Like, I was like, you know, if we're going to have fun with it.

But then there's an honest answer.

So I said, squeegee, but really, nermit.

Hey, wow.

Okay.

Nice job.

Wow.

All right.

And I Winston.

Bargie.

They're on fire.

It's amazing.

It's amazing.

That's four points.

I was going to say William Shakespeare, but I decided to go with Bargie.

Oh, that's so funny.

Wait, two points, right?

Four.

Right, so four total.

Okay.

Last question for Mujan and Winston.

What is your daemon?

California.

What is your daemon or, you know,

if your soul was an animal.

Sure.

What would be that?

Winston, if Mujan was an animal, what kind of animal would embody her soul?

Hmm.

I think Mujan would be like a bird of some kind.

That narrows it down.

Yeah.

A bird.

A sort of a lizard.

Bird.

A lizard.

Yeah.

Yeah,

let's see.

A bird.

Yeah, a little a bird.

Do you know any types of birds?

Surely you know a bird.

That is a different game, Jeremy.

We are not testing that right now.

I didn't say anything.

Oh.

That was my Jeremy impression.

That was so good.

A bluebird.

A bluebird.

A bluebird.

Okay.

Me?

Yeah.

What do you think Winston's animal is?

A fox.

Ooh.

Wow.

Like a sexy anthropomorphic fox, like Robin Hood or like a

actual.

Is there any other kind?

Hold and sit back down in the chair.

Get your shirt back on.

Oh, God.

What are you saying?

All right, Winston, what is your animal that you want to do?

I think I misunderstood the question, and I said, my dog.

I love it.

Great.

My dog.

I love my dog.

Mujan, what would do we have bird?

Do we have generic bird?

No.

No,

this one would eat the bird, though.

It's

an opinionated stray cat.

Oh, cool.

Okay.

Great.

Cat, of course.

Of course.

Because you'd be walking with an angry.

Yeah, cat.

All right.

Yeah.

Sorry.

Yeah.

So dog and cat.

Great.

Great.

I love the imagination.

Dog and cat.

Terrific.

You guys really get a cat.

A lot of wondering if you guys know what animals are.

All right.

So four points, right?

Wow.

Crushing.

Four points for Moojier Winson.

They're in the round.

A lot of highs and lows in that round, I got to say.

Yeah, well.

From Werner and Shakespeare to you guys nailing some answers.

All right, Justin and Jeremy are next, Team Justin and Jeremy.

Okay.

Let's kick things off.

Justin, what do you think the best dish Jeremy can cook is?

Oh, boy, I don't know.

Is there any weight?

My answer is weighted at all because I

am not haven't been recording with you for as long, you know, like maybe there's a little bit of a drink.

You want a handicap?

Yeah, like a little like.

You have known me for 15 years.

I will say I have known Jeremy, and I've seen Jeremy more in the last three months than ever before.

That's true.

I'm going to go with

a strong guacamole.

Ooh, good guess.

Yeah.

All right.

Jeremy, what do you think Justin's winning dish would be?

Okay.

So Justin's a dad, and so he's got to cook for the family here.

So I'm going to say family favorite mac and cheese.

Oh,

okay.

All right.

Justin, what's your best dish?

It's a salsa.

A kiwi apple salsa.

Kiwi apple.

Legitimately known for in the upstate region.

Very good.

Where there's less food to eat.

And fewer people, to be honest.

You're introducing people to salsa.

Yeah, they stumble over the word at first.

You're introducing people to other people.

I thought this was a dance, they say.

Jeremy, what's your best dish?

I got very into making it over the pandemic, and it is broccoli fried rice.

Wow, very specific.

Would you sleep on that broccoli fried rice?

I would sleep on that dish more.

You leave it in the pan a little bit, so it chars, so I don't know if it's good to sleep on.

There you go.

Aromatic, though.

That's what you do.

Although I do make guacamole a lot, that was a very, that was a solid guess.

Wait, are you saying you wish that you had said are you saying that just it was?

I'm saying it's not, it's not something I don't make, and I'm like, I do make it, and I feel good about it when I make make it.

I know Jeremy better than he knows himself as much.

I think that's what we're saying.

Wow.

Yeah, yeah.

All right.

Next question.

Justin,

which type of medieval weapon do you think Jeremy would wield

if given the opportunity?

This is a tough one.

Jeremy, taller man.

Yeah.

To really get up and over.

Certainly by medieval standards.

Yes, definitely.

Yeah,

foot and a half taller than my men.

Yeah.

Two men.

In celebrity William Shakespeare's time.

His own height is the real one.

I believe it might have sounded something a little bit like this.

I'm going to go with an axe.

Ooh.

Okay.

All right.

Jeremy, what medieval weapon do you think Justin would wield?

Okay, it's a good question.

I'm going to say Justin has sort of a roguish element that might put him in a band of merry men.

And so I'm going to say quarter staff.

Oh, wow.

Wow.

All right, Justin, what's your medieval weapon of choice?

It's a sword.

Perfect.

Long sword.

Why did we make it so hard for us?

He tried to, he got a little bit of a sword.

We just want swords.

We just want swords.

We want swords.

And I love it.

I'm not tall, so I said sword.

You're tall.

So he said long sword.

I was like, well, I guess if we're going to be specific, I'll say long sword.

That's really funny.

Got to go right here.

Next, the basic.

Here's a basic.

Yeah, let me just say, I think this is where we're really going to shine.

Okay, yeah, I feel good.

So to give you slightly fewer options than medieval weapons,

Justin, what chipmunk from, of course, as we all know, the

problematic Found Family comedy Alvin and the Chipmunks, what chipmunk do you think Jeremy would be?

Are you saying the found family are the chipmunks or chipmunks and Dave?

Are you suggesting that the chipmunks are not biological brothers?

That's what I think you're suggesting.

I'm saying

they're a real family.

We're about 30 seconds away from becoming an Alvin and the Chipmunks podcast based on the content of these movies.

I think we talked about Alvin on another one.

I think we put more time into it.

No.

All right.

So what do you think?

Jeremy has big Simon energy, and I've always said that.

Absolutely.

That's because of the glasses.

Exactly.

And everything else.

And Jeremy,

where do you think Justin lands on this chip?

Going back to the roguish energy,

I think Justin is an Alvin.

Yeah, yeah.

Got to agree.

What do you think?

Blow.

Okay, there you go.

Wow.

That was a guaranteed win.

That was a solid choice.

So for audio purposes, let's say

clarify that they both were correct.

I was silent.

I was laughing up enough to say that, yes, Alvin.

All right, two points there.

Okay, another one.

This might, oh boy, this might also be a slam dunk.

Justin, what do you think Jeremy's favorite animated series of all time is?

This is tougher.

There's a lot of ways to go.

Really tough choice here because you got to go either go genre or you go comedy.

Sure.

And I think I'm going to go with

Avatar the Last Airbender.

Oh, wow.

Okay.

Good guess.

Good guess, Jeremy.

What do you think Justin's favorite animated series would be?

I don't know.

So what I'm going to do is take a wild stab.

That's the only way to answer this question.

And I'm going to say the Star Wars adjacent show Droids,

featuring the adventures of C-3PO.

I can see that.

All right, Justin, do we have droids?

That

is a crazy answer.

I love the esoteric nature.

I can't imagine that's anyone's favorite job.

No, it truly is not.

It's quite bad.

I would say Adventure Time.

Adventure Time.

Oh, good.

Hell yeah.

Good answer.

Good job.

Jeremy, what is your favorite animated series of all time?

I only got into Avatar in like the last few years, but I do think it's great.

But my all-time Numero Uno.

Oh, Cowboy Bebop.

Wow.

I did it.

I re-watched it.

Wow.

Rewatched it recently.

Just as good as the first time I watched it.

Oh, yeah.

All right, guys.

One more chance to put points on the board here.

Favorite desserts.

We have points on the board, if you'll remember.

Sorry, additional points.

Justin, what do you think Jeremy's favorite dessert is?

Very tough.

This is a controversial answer, but I'm going to say it anyway.

I'm going to go with pumpkin pie.

Wow.

I'm with you.

I'm with you, Justin.

Some people love it.

Some people love it.

I think

Justin is a classic kind of guy, and he's a brownie guy.

He likes a chocolate, like a fudge brownie.

Good fudge.

I can't believe that.

Justin, okay.

How did you get that?

I was like, no shot.

This is barely a dessert.

This is like a lunch dessert.

No, come on.

Brownies are a lunch dessert.

It's a classic dessert.

Jeremy, what's your favorite dessert?

I like no desserts.

That is mint chocolate chip ice cream.

Brownie is, to me, that was the guest of the game so far.

Wow.

That was the guest.

That was the pick of the game.

No, no, no.

The guest of the game is still

Mujan detailing for us the healthy dark chocolate

with an

$18 bar that she actually likes and then being like, okay, but Twix.

Yeah.

Brownie is the parentheses, Twix of just guesses.

Alden, do you want me to host the.

Oh, sure, sure, sure.

Yep.

And now I'll hand over hosting duties to Jeremy for round four, which is Shane and me.

We've got to get our fabulous host in the game, and we've got to get our sound rod in the game.

We're talking Alden and Shane.

They've got five questions.

Let's see how well they know each other.

Now,

different to the biopic question, Alden, Shane gets to pick a celebrity co-star for his blockbuster action comedy film.

Who does Shane choose to be his co-star?

I mean,

that's tough.

I think

it's hard to know what Shane would answer, but I know what I would answer for him.

And it would be someone who is like...

Okay, that's the game.

Well, I guess.

This is good.

This is good.

I'm going to pick

someone who's a very popular A-lister right now, Zendaya.

I'm going to say it's going to be Shane and Zendaya in a buddy

movie or something.

I'd watch it.

Shane, Alden gets to pick one celebrity co-star for his blockbuster action comedy.

Who's that co-star?

I do think of Alden and Seth as a sort of a pair.

And before they even answered, I had this picked out, I thought Statham, it would be a two-hander, two stars going for it together.

Me and Statham.

Do you think that means that Shane and Seth now have a point together?

There's now a secret

that has one point.

Is it Statham or Statement?

Which one is Statham?

Statham.

Oh, it's Jason Statement.

Who'd you pick?

He's God.

I feel bad.

I don't think I would have chosen Statham, but I kept coming back to something.

I knew it was going to be too esoteric, but I just love him to death.

Don Lee.

He's a Korean.

That was my second one.

I almost put Don Lee.

Really?

No, I don't even know know who that is.

Who is

awesome?

He's like a Korean Jackie Chan.

He's like a very funny, like, physical and like very funny dude.

Great comic timing.

Alden and the Jackie Chan of Korea.

That's right.

Dude, where's my car?

Dude.

All right.

Shane.

So if I was in an action movie, I'd be the co- and not the star.

That's the way I like it.

I'm a bass player.

I'm a sound guy.

I would pick Keanu, baby.

Oh, wow.

Now that's

a great thing.

See, you guys are so sweet.

Good box.

You sort of have a Keanu vibe.

I don't know if you're a bad person.

Well, Bill and Ted is a great series, so it works.

Classic piece in a pod.

Fair enough.

Good answer.

Good answer.

Okay.

Next question, much simpler.

Alden, Shane, we're at a diner.

What's the go-to diner order?

We'll go.

Shane first this time.

What's Alden ordering?

Well, okay, this is tough because it's breakfast or is it lunch?

It's a diner.

We're talking, it's 24 hours, baby.

They have no breakfast anymore.

But what do you order?

I mean, Alden is a classic guy.

He likes the sweets.

If he's going to breakfast food, he's doing a stack of pancakes and bacon and eggs.

If he's doing lunch food, he's doing something classic.

BLT, maybe club.

I'm going to go with club.

Okay.

Wow.

Wow.

That answer is so good because he sort of said the whole menu, which is the actual answer.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Alden?

You know,

I think Shane, I think Shane is going to be a lunch guy over a breakfast guy.

I would say BLT for Shane.

Okay.

Shane?

Corn, beef, hash.

Ash, corn beef hash, a diner classic.

I love it.

That's

the lunch beach.

Corn beef hash is delicious.

That is honestly one of my, I honestly probably should have chosen that if I'd remembered it.

My choice was Belgian waffle.

Belgian waffle, he got you

for breakfast, but we cannot award the point, I'm afraid.

Okay.

Celebrity you'd be most excited to meet.

Now, this is interesting because we, you know, we have had the opportunity to, you know, rub elbows with some A listers or at least B or C listers, depending on your map.

Alden, who do you think Shane would be most pumped to meet?

Well, I know Shane is a big fan of alternative comedy.

I think he could definitely, there could be like a Nathan Fielder or somebody on this list.

But I think I got to go classic.

I think I'd say Bob Dylan.

Oh, sure.

Oh, sure.

Sure.

Shane, same question.

I think that Alden is a man of fine taste, and he would go for the best of the best.

The biggest celebrity on earth currently living is Paul McCartney.

Cablamo.

Paul McCartney!

Nailed it!

That's right.

For the folks at home listening and not watching our feed on Rumble,

he wrote down Paul McCartney.

Mr.

Beast.

Yeah, Shade, what was yours?

Mr.

Beast?

This is one that I thought we would have an overlap.

I also had Paul.

Wow.

Nice.

Good.

Pretty good, though.

Pretty good on both sides.

I mean, that is a good, if you're going to use it to meet somebody, it's like, that's a pretty good one.

That's a good one.

Guys,

I have a surprise.

Is it Paul?

Are you with Paul right now?

Hey, Gaggy!

Hey, Pamikani!

Winston, why haven't you done this impression more often on the show?

Paul, why did the Beatles break up?

I heard it was something to do with authority or something.

What was happening there?

John, wouldn't it beg Man thought?

All right,

great.

Alden,

Shane, if you were food, what food

would you be?

You had a lot of food questions submitted.

I was going to say, these were not our questions.

These were submitted.

All right, so for Shane, this is tough.

I think Shane.

I think Shane would be a New York-style pizza.

I think like a brick oven pizza.

Okay, yeah.

All right.

Shane, same question.

Alden is

a great cook, so this one was very tough for me.

I was going to say, I mean, I decided to just go for something that I know that he does very well, and it does fit his personality.

Something that is like unassuming, yet, when done with finesse, can be

life-changing.

Wow.

And that is a Thanksgiving dinner roll.

Wow.

As white as white can be.

Just like our gorgeous.

I love your dinner rolls, man.

Thank you.

Thank you.

What'd you say?

My answer, unfortunately, was a French dip.

French dip sandwich.

Oh, not very French,

but

juicy.

Yes.

He calls his mustache French dip, I believe.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, God.

And Shane, what'd you say?

I decided to save paper, and I just went with corn, beef, beef.

The hash is a smash.

That's fine.

What can you say?

It works for so many, so many questions.

Thank you, Jeremy, for filling in for host there.

How many points did we get?

I believe you got one.

One.

Paul McCartney.

For Paul McCartney.

Yeah.

Okay.

One point total.

Yeah.

Sorry Shane didn't guess Don Lee.

I couldn't think of anybody else in my site.

Yeah, yeah.

There's someone to blame there, yeah.

All right.

Next round is, this is one for all of us.

I call this game superlatives.

We're all going to get a question.

Again, these are all questions posted on Discord in our pitch room.

Thank you so much for all of these suggestions.

This is superlatives, so we're all going to answer a question posed to all of us, but the answers are all members of this cast.

So, for example, who

has the coolest mustache?

You might ask.

It's Justin.

So everybody who chooses the most popular choice will get a point.

So if four people chose Justin for his best mustache and nobody else got that many votes, those people will all get four points.

For those of you following along at home, Winston has had to call it a night, but he has emailed us his answers for these following questions.

So we will read them as we go.

All right, so we're going to ask a question.

We're going to hold up our cast member and count up the points.

Can you also vote yourself, too?

Of course.

Of course.

Yeah.

Wonderful.

Most helpful to have nearby if a bear is attacking.

Hmm.

Okay.

Ready?

Yes.

Everybody ready?

Most helpful to have nearby if a bear is attacking.

Seth, Jeremy, Allie, Alden, Alden, who's set.

Two sets.

Set.

Sit.

I got one.

So three Aldens.

We got three.

Shane, Allie, and I all said Alden.

And then Seth, Shane, myself, and Allie all got one vote.

Yeah.

I chose Seth because he's a big outdoorsman, and I think I could outrun him.

You're from Alaska.

Yeah, that's exactly why I chose Alden Moose.

That's my logic.

I wouldn't be able to identify what kind of bear it was before it murdered us.

Great.

Great.

Yep.

That's info I need.

Yeah, that's actually a Kodiak bear, not a Gruz.

All right, great.

Thank you, guys.

Who said Alden?

Me.

I did.

Me, Shane, and Allie.

Okay, you each get a point.

Nice.

All right, continue on.

Continue.

Who would do the least badly on on American Gladiators?

Least badly?

What a well-phrased version of this question.

Accurate but mean way to frame it.

All right.

Yeah, baby.

Oh, this is a tough one.

Oh, this is a tough one.

I'm changing my vote.

All right.

Three, two,

one.

I voted for myself.

I was going to do that too.

We got a Jared.

Wow, we have three.

We voted for a three-way tie.

Wow, we have a three-way tie.

Mooj and I I said Winston, Justin and Alden said Justin, and then Allie and Seth said Mooj.

Wow, there's only one way to determine it, and that's for you guys to go on American.

Let's do this.

Wait, no, let's do a tiebreaker.

Now you can only choose one of those three people.

Just the same person.

No, Shane has to pick one of those people.

Yeah, Shane has to pick.

Because you're the only person.

Yeah, Shane has to pick.

Between Winston, Mujan, and Justin.

You're both distance runners, which is why

I wrote Mujan and then I switched to Justin because I was like, I chose Mujan

because she is always walking far distances.

Have you seen her flex her arms?

She's the only person who participated in the Tribeca soccer game.

Yes.

This is great.

Keep talking.

Keep talking.

Thank you.

But a lot of it's about dodging tennis balls, really.

I bet Muj can dodge a tennis ball.

I can do it, yeah.

Yeah.

I can cheat.

In video game terms, her hitbox is extremely.

You get that giant hamster ball moving, though.

All right, Shane, who do you choose over who do you pick Shane

Justin

okay

Justin Winson I have probably watched the most episodes of American Gladiators oh that's not true

honestly

after everyone spoke so much about me and then you chose Justin

really says something there

all right next question

who leaves the buffet feeling the worst

I love this question this is a rough

okay

one.

Three, two, one.

Wow.

We got another

three-way tie.

Three-way tie between Mujan,

me, and Jeremy.

I did say Winston because I remember what it was like when he ate the hot chicken, but I would say a close runner-up would be Mujan because she eats so well that if she were to participate.

That's why I voted for Mujan, because I know you have, you also don't, yeah, you don't like chunk food.

You like, yeah, if you had to go to bujet, because of that, I probably have a high tolerance of it.

Oh, that's free food in my body.

That may be true.

Even though buffets aren't free, I just know Mujan is like an aficionado of free food at events.

And

that I feel like is buffet adjacent.

And you guys voted for me because I make bad decisions.

Yes, I've been with you when you're like, oh, no.

Yeah.

Why?

Yeah, I think Alden can maybe do a little too much if he wants to.

Sure.

Oh, yeah.

Known for it.

And he wants to.

But the Mujons have it

for the buffet.

The Mujons have it.

Okay.

The next question.

Who can be trusted most with the power of flight?

To fly, not to get on an airplane.

The power to the passenger.

The power to fly.

And to trust means that they would be successful in it or completely.

What does that mean?

But you wouldn't use it for definitely.

They'd use it for good.

They'd use their power for that.

Oh, use it for good.

Just okay.

Yeah.

Interesting.

Three.

Okay.

Two.

One.

Seth, Allie, Jeremy, Shane, Seth, Jeremy, Shane.

Okay.

This is another

three-way tie.

Jesus.

This is a terribly designed.

It's terribly designed.

It seems to be three-way ties.

Yeah, we know Seth doesn't want it, which is why I think he would be

fair.

I just want to say that.

Clearly, it should be Jeremy because he already looks like super.

Yeah, exactly.

That's true.

Alden, I believe you're the tiebreaker.

Yeah.

Alden, you chose me, Allie, and nobody else did, so now you get to decide between Jeremy, Shane, and Seth.

Jeremy, Shane, and Seth.

For good.

Remember that part.

Yeah.

For good, right, for good, for good.

Oh, boy, you guys are all just such good boys.

Oh, you're going to say shithead.

I got to say Shane.

I think I'm gonna give it to Shane on this one.

Yeah, yeah.

You know what?

I think he's got it.

Shane's have it.

All right.

Last two.

Absolute power corrupts.

Who is the first to fall victim?

Wow.

If we were all given absolute power,

who would make it weird first?

Who would be corrupting?

This is going to end the podcast.

I know.

This is a rude one.

Oh, gosh.

I don't know.

It's too many good boys and gals, right?

I know.

We try.

We try our best.

I'm going to say...

Okay.

Does everybody have one?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Three, two, one.

I put myself.

Oh, Allie wins.

Allie wins.

The Allies have it.

Wow, the Allies have it.

Oh, boy.

I'm glad that I picked it and Allie also found it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now, Allie, why would you think that of yourself?

Look at her face.

I mean,

corrupt F, corrupt race, huh?

Yeah,

she knows.

She just knows.

You've made too many enemies.

Yeah,

you've got too many.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Too many scores to settle.

That's right.

All right.

Next.

Group game.

Our final game.

Now we're flipping things around, and we are going to ask a question of each person on the cast.

And the rest of us are going to answer.

The closest or the most accurate gets a point.

We'll start with Jeremy because he needs to go.

Sorry.

Jeremy, what is a place you'll never set foot in again?

And I'll clarify the rules.

It is a place.

Like a destination you would travel to.

Gotcha.

Okay.

Okay.

Hmm.

Okay.

I will go first.

Disney World in Orlando, Florida.

I've only been once as a two and a half year old, so couldn't judge.

Okay, all right.

Couldn't judge.

Two and a half.

Wow.

I would like to say

Burlington, Vermont.

A fine guess, a place I have been, but no reason not to return to Burlington.

All right.

I will say that hotel we all went to in San Francisco that ultimately gave three of us COVID.

Beyond

the Omni.

Downtown San Francisco.

I don't know that that was the hotel's fault.

You didn't need to name the hotel.

No, I think I probably would go back there.

Okay.

Great COVID.

It was an exceptional COVID.

The city of Miami.

That was going to be my guess.

No, not that one.

Not that one.

Never been.

Wouldn't know.

I'm going to say Austin, Texas.

I've been to Austin, Texas, and I certainly would return for the delicious queso dip.

How do you say?

That's all that.

You got to go for the queso.

Especially, I would return to a bar called Casino El Camino that has a really good burger.

Well, okay.

Okay.

All right.

Seth.

Seth.

Okay.

I'm going to double down on Austin.

No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, shoot, shoot.

I'm going to say Reno, Nevada.

Wow.

Close.

Close.

Vegas.

I'm afraid it's the worst city to gamble in or just exist in, period.

And I'm talking about Atlantic City, New Jersey.

He was my second choice.

What a gross, disgusting place.

On one night, I watched four different people vomit.

And I was like, never again.

Not one time in my life will I return.

My gut was a bad gambling city.

And you were right.

You just kicked.

Wow.

All right, cool.

So Jeremy gets a point, but nobody else does.

I would say.

All right.

So how many points do you have right now before you go?

Six wars?

Six currently.

Six points.

Great job, Jeremy.

Nice.

Alden, I'm going to send you answers on that.

Okay, great.

That's fine.

That's fine.

Thanks, Jeremy.

Bye.

Bye-bye.

All right.

Up next is Seth.

The question for Seth.

I love this question submitted on Discord.

How many feathers does Seth own?

What a great,

almost knowable question for all of us.

Oh,

Ali has one.

I'll go first.

Now, I want to be clear that the language says own.

Not that he's collected.

It's that purchase.

Can anyone own own?

And that is why I would like to say that Seth owns one feather quill pen.

Ooh, okay.

Like the use.

I was going to say three peacock for decoration.

Wow.

Yes.

I'm aware that, you know, Seth has kids, so this is maybe you buy, I feel like kids love feathers.

So I was going to, I'm going to go in the middle.

I'm going to say two.

Two just regular old feathers.

Purchase for a child.

Purchase for a child.

One each.

If we're just going with own and not collect, I'm going to have to be logical and say thousands down pillows.

No, that doesn't count.

Pillows don't count.

Pillows don't true.

That's some smart thinking right there.

Yeah.

So they have to be visible?

What's the line?

All right.

If you guys are not paying attention,

a feather garment, could it be hundreds?

I'm going to say 27.

27.

27.

Okay.

Beautiful.

Wow.

You haven't noticed I've been visibly counting feathers this entire Zoom video?

Yeah.

I'm going to say, let's assume he has a couple of like badminton birdies or something that have multiple feathers from like the fisties.

I'm going to say 12 feathers.

I'm going to say 12 feathers.

That includes a quill pin and maybe a couple of the random things that have feathers on.

Sure, sure, sure.

Solid.

All right, Seth, how many?

All right.

Well,

the answer I wrote is five.

But one of those feathers was collected.

The owned feathers are four.

Walk us through those feathers.

Two in a Dreamcatcher.

Of course.

Right.

Two attached to a plush nermit made by a Mission to Zix fan.

Oh, wow.

But did you buy those?

Well,

I think if you're given something, you own it.

No.

That's fair.

No.

Yes.

Yes.

Me, I agree with that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

That's how most holidays work.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Christmas.

So I, yeah, I've discounted the vulture feather that I picked up.

I think five.

No, I think five.

So do you think five?

The vulture feather counts?

100%.

Okay.

Did anyone guess five?

No.

No.

No.

I guess three.

Oh.

Yeah, so I think Justin wins.

Justin wins.

All right, Justin.

All right, so

we'll see if we can get Winston to weigh in on this from beyond the grave.

He said he did have an answer.

He said he wrote it down.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

So Winston has left his answer at Shane's house.

Winston develops a crippling gambling addiction.

What is he gambling on?

I think this is very easy.

Ponies.

Ponies.

I was going to say the ponies.

I have the ponies as well.

Wow.

Really?

Yeah.

I mean, I'll do classic.

I'll just say poker.

Okay.

Jeremy also guessed Kentucky Derby, so ponies.

What about you, Randy?

I was thinking

just those like mindless slots, like this slots and all that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Crippling gambling addiction to slot machine.

Wow.

Oh, no.

That is crippling.

85-year-old Winston.

Yeah.

I did.

In Atlanta City, Jerry.

Yeah.

That's a slot machine.

And Shane, what's your guess?

I can't.

I know you looked at it already.

Okay.

Well, I wish I had a Cartman impression in my back pocket to get his voice just right, but it's a

gambling addiction betting on the ponies.

wow everybody gets a point but me

and me i said poker oh poker okay you had everybody gets a pill but me and mujah

all right next is me the question is my least favorite food trend

my least favorite i have one hot out the gate okay alden's least favorite food trend is when the food is under the glass and it's like filled with smoke and then they lift the glass and all the smoke swells out.

Wow.

That's good.

I think Alden's least favorite food trend is any, I don't know if this counts, but like anything that would have a line, like a like an unnecessary line, like a hot thing.

A line?

Like a line popular or too trendy.

A line to wakefully.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, gotcha.

Alden is not a hipster, so I don't think you would be reactionary towards any trend that's actually good.

I think you would

honestly just not like stuff with truffle crap on it.

Like truffle fries, truffle this, truffle that.

That's where you're wrong.

He ordered the truffle on top of the egg when we went to high tea.

Oh, shit.

That's not the only time he's ordered the truffle when I've been with him.

He had truffle when we went to that Italian restaurant.

Yeah, the shaved truffle.

Oh,

well, maybe that one

that was on top of it right now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's truffle in it.

I have one big one.

That's not a mustache.

That's just truffle.

That's the trend of there sometimes not being truffles.

All right, Seth, what's your guess?

I feel like there's some kind of food video that you hate.

It's like the fast

slam, boop, bop.

Like that type of stupid cooking video.

Like a four-hour recipe and like

a holy artist in here?

Sorry, I didn't mean to slam, boom, bop, y'all.

Like compressed time-lapse, stupid.

Okay, I love this.

Justin?

These are all terrible trends, by the way.

Yes, I'm going to go with

over-photography of food.

Food instead of food.

Oh, I do hate that.

Yeah.

Oh, hold on.

Let me see what Jeremy guessed.

Deconstructed foods was Jeremy's guess.

All very good.

Like the peanut butter next to a jelly, next to bread, all served on food.

Right, exactly.

I was going to say the trend of like a recipe blog that's like

12 pages of bullshit.

But that's, I don't think that's a food trend because I didn't put that.

My answer was truffle oil on shit.

I really did.

I love truffles, but I think truffle oil is gross.

And I think

it's not Shane.

I think it's overdone.

I mean, it tastes okay, but it's everywhere.

Too much.

Too much, I say.

Good job, Shane.

Wow.

Yeah, good job.

All right.

Next,

Mujan.

Mujan starts a cult.

What type of cult is it?

Of personality.

Yeah, is that your whole answer?

That's not enough, probably.

That could be enough.

That could be sure.

What does that mean?

I'll expand on that.

I think, what was the one that Mad, Mad Country was about where they all wore different robes that matched?

Oh, with the Boguan.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, Shane grew up near them, right?

No, but the family story is that my parents were on their way to Oregon to go see what they were all about.

And

my grandma said, No!

That's awesome.

Good job, grandma.

And they were famously featured in an episode of Chippendale Rescue Rangers as the cuckoo-cola cult, which Jeremy would understand if he were here.

Wow.

Yeah, sure.

He would love that.

Okay, the cult that I believe Mujan would lead would be centered on walking.

You know, it's like

it's not about where you're walking to, but it is about keeping the body in fluid motion at all times.

Oh, wow, cool.

Like Tai Chi.

Very nice.

My guess would be like something bicoastal, like that you, like that if you, if you go back and forth between New York and LA enough, you can exist simultaneously in both places.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Only one exists.

I love that at that time.

Yeah.

My guess is that it's somehow a roommate-based cult because Mujan pitches these like sitcom ideas so much in Zix, where like, and it's like, and then there's, and then, and you know what?

They have a kooky roommate.

We did have a lot of accidental roommates on the show.

Yeah,

yeah.

I don't know how that triggers into our cult, but it's something, it's a cult where like everyone has to like rotate roommates in some fashion that Mujan dictates for her own amusement.

That's funny.

My guess is that the cult is that everything on X-Files was real, and that's our belief.

Who says it ain't?

Who says it ain't?

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, this is a culture conspiracy theory more than

Jeremy's guess was multi-level marketing.

Okay, sure.

The cult we're all sort of in.

Yeah, exactly.

Mujan, what do you cult would be?

Okay, here's my complicated answer.

I am Iranian.

I came from a country that had basically a theocratic dictatorship.

And so we, I am very anti-cult or believing in one person as the greatest.

At UCB, if there's ever cult-like feelings, I hated them.

Sure.

But I was still part of it.

I don't believe one person is ever better than the other.

But if I were to create a cult, it would be none of the ones that you have pitched.

It would be the sunrise compliment cult, in which at sunrise, we all leave our establishments, wherever we are staying, and we are forced to compliment someone no matter what.

And then we go back into our hellholes that are our lives.

It's a sunrise compliment.

Call it.

How does it get carried away and end up being murder?

Well, the sun is our lord.

And when the sun goes away, it is chaos.

Basically, the purge at night.

It's a purge at night.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But then when you wake up, you compliment, and then the sun rises.

Yeah.

Got it.

All right, great.

Well, nobody got any points for that.

Nope.

All right.

Shane, yours is the Beatles' Order of Supremacy.

So

you're ranking from best to worst of the Beatles.

Wow.

Whoa.

In terms of musical greatness.

Right.

Yeah.

Right.

So I am going to say, and these are not my opinions, but I believe this is a decent guess at Shane's opinion.

George, Ringo, Paul, John.

Wow.

Interesting.

No.

I'm going to go Paul

John George Ringo.

I'm going to go Paul

George John Ringo.

Because George is a very talented musician.

That is also my answer.

Justin, you're Paul, George, John Ringo.

Paul, George, John Ringo.

Okay.

Mine is Paul, George, Ringo, John.

Nice.

Wow.

Jeremy's is George, Paul, Ringo, John.

I think that was mine as well.

Okay.

So I think that there's an order in which people

have favorite Beatles.

Your first favorite is John.

Then you get cool, and then it's George.

And then you get really cool, and it's Ringo.

And then you get Galaxy Brain, and it's Paul.

So mine is the reverse of that.

It's Paul, Ringo, George, John.

Okay.

And there's nobody that I have less respect for than somebody who S-Talks Ringo.

That's why I had Ringo so high in my.

I know you love Ringo.

Ringo is amazing.

But Paul is the best.

I think Paul, George, Ringo, John would be my ranking, my personal ranking.

Oh, so I guess you that is a tough one.

George is great,

they're all great, they're the Beatles.

Like Pete Best?

Pete Best.

Oh, okay, all right.

Pete Best.

He's literally the best.

It's in the name.

It's in his name.

Oh, man.

Nobody got any points for that one.

That's Bernard Purdy.

Okay.

He counts.

Billy Preston.

Allie.

Your go-to karaoke song.

Now, I want to be clear.

I hate karaoke.

I don't like to do it.

I hate to go and watch others do it.

But

if I must, I will only ever sing this one song.

And I have sung it every time I have gone to karaoke.

What's up by Four Non-Blondes?

That's my guess.

Great guess.

Next.

I'm going to say I'm a Bitch by Meredith, the woman who sang that song.

Brooks.

Brooks.

Perfect.

And yet you didn't guess me as being corrupted by absolute power.

Okay.

That's a feminist, powerful song.

I'm going with wind beneath my wings.

Interesting.

By Bette Midler?

Yes.

Jeremy's guess was Bring Me to Life by Evanescence.

Hilariously good.

Ooh, that's a good one.

I'm going to go I'm Blue by Eiffel Five.

It's an awesome song for people who don't like doing karaoke and want to punish people in the audience to live on stage.

That's a thing.

That's why I would say What's New Pussycat by Tom Jones?

Oh man.

These are I'm envisioning you singing all of these songs brings me a lot of joy, Kelly.

And again, envisioning me singing any of these songs truly does like underscore how

miserable I am to invite to karaoke.

But there's one song I will sing, and it's because I know all the lyrics, and it is Weedis's teenage.

So I was pretty close.

I was pretty close with Four Non-Blondes.

Good song.

Yeah.

Wow, good song.

Good song.

And listeners, stick around to the post-credit scene where we will hear Allie

singing this song.

Acapella singing.

No, let's license it.

Let's

spend the money on it.

So, last but not least, Justin.

What makes you the angriest?

Oof.

The angriest?

I would say

like missing the subway and the next one coming in like 30 minutes.

That is annoying.

Politics.

Very good.

Someone saying they're going to do something and then they don't.

Oh, man.

That's very good.

That's very good.

Bullies.

Nice, good.

Jeremy's guess is bad traffic.

My guess would be

people who like leave you behind as a friend.

Ooh.

Friend dumps.

Yeah.

Wait, I'm going to update mine and I'm going to update mine.

I'm going to say vaccine.

There we go.

There we go.

I'm going to update mine and I'm going to say the woke mind virus.

Mm.

See,

I think all that actually yours is more accurate than what I was thinking.

So that's, I feel like I need to give you the points.

I was going to say having to go to bed.

What?

I mean, so every night you're just so angry?

I don't know.

No, Justin, Justin, if you're ever in the same room with Justin at night, he'll always let out a, I'm not tired right before he goes to bed.

Look at Tom and Child.

Wow.

That's true.

That's true.

What makes you so angry?

I've been on tour with Justin several times, and

he is like a toddler.

He's like walking around the hotel room.

He's very excited.

He'll be like, let's watch a movie.

He'll turn it on and immediately fall asleep.

That's adorable.

You have like permanent sleepover vibes.

Yeah, I think.

Exactly.

He's dipped my hand into a warm glass of water so many times, Wise.

Got him.

Folks, thank you so much for tuning into this very short and succinct game show that we had figured out way before we started it.

And in first place with seven points, Justin Tyler, ladies and gentlemen, congratulations.

Well earned.

Right on his tail, Jeremy and Allie with six points each.

Wow, what a close race we had today.

I feel like we learned a lot about each other.

What do you think?

I learned that Justin knows us all the best.

Right, Justin, the newest person,

knows us all intimately in a way.

Justin has been here since the beginning.

Justin's OG.

Yeah.

Mujan,

I just door dashed you a 24-pack of Twix.

That's really nice.

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Very fun.

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