2025.11.06: Mush Part II

Speaker 1 Backies, from where Vacies?

Speaker 2 Different places.

Speaker 1 Hey! We're recording the plot! I love it. Good morning.

Speaker 1 Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is MORING SOMEWHERE! For November 6th, 2025.

Speaker 1 My name is Bernie Burns, sitting right over there.

Speaker 1 She's from different places.

Speaker 2 Lots of places. Lots of places.

Speaker 1 Okay, we're going to watch Showgirls this weekend. We got to watch Showgirls this weekend.

Speaker 2 Clearly, clearly. So you're saying that Showgirls Week has already begun.

Speaker 1 You like the stripper stuff too. It's a funny thing about you.

Speaker 1 You like, for all the wrong reasons, you like stripper stuff. That's true.

Speaker 1 Like, there's a Venn diagram of me liking stripper stuff and you liking stripper stuff, and they don't overlap at all. Mine is like one reason, maybe two reasons.

Speaker 1 Yours is like a thousand different reasons, which includes shoes.

Speaker 2 Yeah, they have the best shoes. Have you seen the shoes? They've got like poker chips in them, or they've got like a goldfish in them.
They're crazy.

Speaker 2 Also, the amount of skill it takes to actually like walk in those things. Never mind doing acrobatics.

Speaker 1 I would like to answer your question directly, if I may. Go ahead.
You asked me, have you ever seen their shoes? And my answer would be, shoes?

Speaker 2 Also, the skill it takes for like really good like pole performances. Have you seen some of the like world-class pole work?

Speaker 1 It's insane.

Speaker 2 It's insane. The amount of core strength required, and it's one of those things too, where the better you are, the easier you make it look while simultaneously, the harder you make the actual routine.

Speaker 2 They're like hanging out sideways. You know, those male gymnasts who put their arms straight out sideways for the rain, they just hang around looking bored?

Speaker 2 That's like one of the biggest flexes that you could possibly make.

Speaker 1 I believe that move is called the Iron Cross, right?

Speaker 2 And then the girls doing like these insane pole routines where they're like holding themselves way out to the sides takes that kind of strength.

Speaker 1 I hear what you're saying because I also feel like anything that involves a hoop of any kind, like if it has a hoop, use a hoop to do it, it always looks way easier than it actually is.

Speaker 1 They make it look super simple.

Speaker 2 I got for a little while, I got really into watching like the like TikToks and reels of like the girls who are really good at doing the hulu hooping, which by the way, amazing exercise, if you can do it.

Speaker 2 And I was so inspired. I went and got like a weighted hula hoop for exercise.
First of all, this thing is enormous. It came in like you have to assemble it.
It's huge. It's got weights in it.

Speaker 2 And also I went to use it and I went, ow, because it's got like these ribs on the inside or something so that it also tortures you while you exercise. It does everything.

Speaker 2 And as a result, it got used exactly a half a time and now lives in the attic.

Speaker 1 And my question, of course, like everyone else's, would be, what shoes were you wearing?

Speaker 1 I am very familiar with this weighted hula hoop because I constantly move it out of the way.

Speaker 1 I mean, everyone has something in their house that 99% of their time is spent getting it out of the way and not using it.

Speaker 2 Yes. And that hula hoop is definitely one of those things.
But I also, it's so big. And now that it's assembled, I don't know how to.
Disassemble it. So I don't know how to get rid of this thing.

Speaker 1 You had a piece of fitness equipment as well that you were super into until you got a different piece of fitness equipment and you use that all the time. And it's great.

Speaker 1 And I'm the other original piece of fitness equipment is going away.

Speaker 2 Okay, okay, go ahead.

Speaker 1 It's gonna go, it's gonna go somewhere else. What are you talking about? The piece of fitness equipment that lives in my office.

Speaker 2 And I have to move out. No, that is not going away.

Speaker 1 And I have to move out of the way every time I do a teleconference because people are like, what is that weird thing in the background?

Speaker 2 That's the thing you wear nice shoes on. No, no, no.
That's a, I have a strategy for that.

Speaker 1 It's a stripper pole, by the way.

Speaker 2 And the strategy is,

Speaker 2 it is, but it's like a DIY stripper pole. So it's really just a,

Speaker 2 you know, those like the tires that you like pour a bunch of cement in and then put a pole down in?

Speaker 1 No. No, that's actually not a bad idea.
Are you kidding? That's a terrible idea.

Speaker 2 There's no way that would have enough strength to hold a person.

Speaker 1 There was a guy. He can barely hold a tether ball.
I've been trying to do more kettlebells lately.

Speaker 1 I don't, I'll put a pin in my thing, go back to you, finish your story, and then I'll go off on my tangent.

Speaker 2 Okay, first of all, you're not getting rid of it. I have a strategy.
The strategy is I get in shape and then I start using that one. one.
So I'm here. Let me put this in guy terms.

Speaker 2 I'm doing a cut right now, and then I'm going to do a bulk, a build, a build.

Speaker 2 I'm going to do my gains. That's when I get my muscle.
So I'm going to cut, and then I'm going to do muscle.

Speaker 1 You're going to cut and then do muscle. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Isn't that backwards?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 1 Fair enough. So you're going to do the full cut and then you're going to gain.
Yeah. But you're only going to do lean gains.
Yes. All muscle.

Speaker 1 Lean gains only. All right.
Let's see how that goes. Let's see how that goes.

Speaker 2 Then I'm going to look like one of those, like, you know, the cows that have the, like some inhibitor that stops them from not growing muscle.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 And I'm going to look like one of those.

Speaker 1 I'm going to be like, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but I was on Reels the other day, and I've been looking at kettlebell stuff. And so this guy ended up in my kettlebell algorithm where he uses kettlebells.

Speaker 2 So your algorithm is now people hurting themselves,

Speaker 2 nice stripper shoes, and kettlebells.

Speaker 1 Yes. Okay.
Go ahead. Yes.
And stripper shoes. Just very specifically just the shoes.
That's it.

Speaker 1 I saw this guy. He did a three-movement workout routine.
Did some kind of like halo with the kettlebell, which is basically just swing the weight around your head. Then he did some kind of squat.

Speaker 1 And then he did a pull-up. But I'm watching this guy and I'm like, well, how's he going to do the pull-up?

Speaker 1 He reaches up. And what he had done, he was outside and he had like some kind of porch.
It was a one-story house.

Speaker 1 right okay and what he had done he was a working guy he had taken a ladder and leaned it up on top of the roof over him.

Speaker 1 So, and he's standing then underneath it where you're never supposed to stand under a ladder and then just reaches up, grabs the ladder from below, and does a pull-up.

Speaker 1 And I thought, how come I never thought to use a fucking ladder for a pull-up? Secured and leaned up to do it. It had something, I want to say like 90,000 likes and a shitload of comments.

Speaker 1 And I went in to go make like potentially make a comment, or I did the thing which I do on social media, which is I write a comment and then delete it and never post it.

Speaker 1 All of the comments were guys going, bro, how come I never thought to use a ladder to do pull-ups?

Speaker 2 You know why? You were probably taught as a kid, you don't walk under a ladder. It was one, a safety issue, but also like a bad luck thing.

Speaker 1 I mean, like,

Speaker 2 you don't cross the path of a black cat. You don't walk under a ladder.
You don't open umbrella indoors.

Speaker 1 But you know, you know.

Speaker 2 You know, those were all like manners things, right? Like, I just don't want the water on my floor. That's why you're not going to open the umbrella indoors.

Speaker 1 Well, you're going to poke somebody in the eye. It's all just safety stuff to me.
Yeah. Right? Yeah.
You're going to catch one of those little spires that comes off the side of the umbrella.

Speaker 1 But as a result.

Speaker 2 As a result, you never considered the idea of like actually going under a ladder as a good idea.

Speaker 1 No, I would have totally done it because it's like his feet are never more than like two feet off the ground. You know what I mean? It's less dangerous than being on the ladder.

Speaker 1 I've certainly seen dumber things that people have done on a ladder. And as long as you secure the base, it's fine.
You have to see it. It's like laying it like a 45-degree angle.

Speaker 1 Like it's not a straight up ladder. It's literally over his head.
He's like standing under under an A-frame. And it makes perfect sense when you see it.

Speaker 1 It's like, how can, and all the guys in the comments were like, what the fuck? How come I never thought about it? It's like, you're my hero.

Speaker 1 You have to do kind of a close grip because it's a ladder, right? And you're grabbing onto the same thing.

Speaker 2 That's going to work different muscles or work different muscles in a different way.

Speaker 1 It's just a different grip.

Speaker 1 Pull-ups are weird because you can do the overhand, you can do the underhand, you can do the wide grip, you can do all that stuff.

Speaker 1 You can do with high heels or without pinker chips, whatever you want to say, whatever suits your particular need that day.

Speaker 2 The ladder's your oyster.

Speaker 1 I'm getting rid of that piece of fitness.

Speaker 2 You're not doing it.

Speaker 1 I'm tired of it being in the background of my video calls and getting like, you could see people. You could see people on the screen when they start to look.

Speaker 1 They start to do the side-eye look. It's something else happening.

Speaker 2 No, it's because they're just doing what you need to do is do what everyone who works from home does, right? And have one of those like virtual backgrounds.

Speaker 1 What am I? A coward? No.

Speaker 1 I'm not. I'm not going to blur my background.

Speaker 2 You're afraid of showing off fitness equipment. You're afraid of showing people your bravery and your muscles.

Speaker 1 Do you smooth your skin? Do you use those little like filters?

Speaker 2 I need to figure out how to use those. I would absolutely use them.

Speaker 1 They're all different. They all have different ones,

Speaker 1 but I won't blur my background. And I don't do, I do like a 10%.

Speaker 2 Okay, well, let's not

Speaker 2 feel something about a choice.

Speaker 1 You know, just enough to like, you don't want to be off-putting, but you also don't want to be an alabaster doll.

Speaker 2 Speak for yourself.

Speaker 1 Has that ever come back to Hunt, like any streamers where they use like filters and stuff like that, other stuff?

Speaker 2 Look, I do think that we'll get to a point

Speaker 2 where

Speaker 2 you know how the pendulum swings, right? Right now, everyone is in like a very, like a refined, poreless beauty trend.

Speaker 2 At some point, there will be a rebellion against that, and people are going to go, ow, naturale. Oh, they're going to hit that mute.
And they're going to stop contouring.

Speaker 1 I have to sneeze. Excuse me.
I had to mute myself so the audience doesn't have to.

Speaker 1 Adobe!

Speaker 1 Okay, I'm good.

Speaker 1 People always say guys have loud sneezes. It's just because we're grown men and it's just a flexing of your diaphragm.
There's no control over it. You don't make a sneeze harder or softer.

Speaker 2 You're coming from the guy who doesn't know how to swallow a sneeze.

Speaker 1 I don't because I will die. The National Enquirer told me if you stifle a sneeze, you will immediately get a stroke.

Speaker 2 Was that in the headline next to Bat Boy?

Speaker 1 Listen, I would have gone to a chiropractor by now and had the full neck where they grab your neck and they stretch you out. I would have done that.

Speaker 1 But then I always read like some doctor, some medical journal did a report that it will cause like a carotid artery stroke in you or something like that.

Speaker 2 So when nine out of ten dentists recommend a specific toothpaste, do you want to go, I want to talk to the other one?

Speaker 1 Yeah, what's his deal?

Speaker 1 You know, is he just like a curmudgeon over there going, I just, you should use yarrow root paste or something like that.

Speaker 2 Or does he know something the other nine don't?

Speaker 1 He's not getting paid off.

Speaker 1 They couldn't come up with enough money for that 10th dentist.

Speaker 1 But what were you saying before I interrupted interrupted from my sneezing fit that I had? I don't even remember. Okay.

Speaker 2 All right. It's gone.
It was that kind of day.

Speaker 2 Whatever it was, it's gone forever.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 I have a moral quandary to pose to you. Go ahead.
I have to admit, I just read the headline. Does it involve high heels? No, no, it involves our cat, Mush.
Let me just ask you this question.

Speaker 1 I'll tell you the headline that I read. I'll send you a link to here to the article, too.

Speaker 1 Eventually, Mush is seven years old at this point. Eventually, Mush is going to get to the point where he is no longer in our lives.

Speaker 1 Would you, as is the trend these days, would you have our cat Mush cloned and raise a second Mush?

Speaker 2 Clone Mush.

Speaker 1 Clone Mush. Mush.

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 1 Well, no. I like that Shiriya.

Speaker 1 Clone Mush.

Speaker 1 So no, you wouldn't clone Mush.

Speaker 2 No, because here's why.

Speaker 2 Even if it's genetically identical, it's not going to be Mush, right? It would be a different cat that's like, it would be a younger twin, right? You have genetically identical people all the time.

Speaker 2 They're not the same people. They're very different people.
They're shaped by the minutia of their lives, right? They're shaped by their own individual experiences. So, this cat has a lot of people.

Speaker 1 How would Mush be? Does that apply to cats? Sure, it does. What is he going to apply himself differently in school or something? He has childhood trauma.

Speaker 2 All right.

Speaker 2 The reason that he came into the shelter is someone found him in their car engine with his jaw declined. All right.

Speaker 2 There was trauma trauma there. He did, he did.
This has been formative to our cat and to his personality, right? So another cat, even if it's genetically identical to Mush, it's not going to be Mush.

Speaker 2 Okay. Why is this coming up?

Speaker 1 Well, okay, so this came up because...

Speaker 2 Is this about the South American guy that clones all his dogs?

Speaker 1 No, well, it's close, close. So I'll send you the link here.
So this is an article about Tom Brady.

Speaker 1 Tom Brady, there's a big headline, the former quarterback for the New England Patriots and then the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Speaker 1 Apparently, he revealed that his current dog is a clone of his former dead dog. Okay.
And it was one of those headlines I read, and I was like, do we have to know

Speaker 1 everything about every person now? Is that like, can you,

Speaker 1 everything is a fact that has to be revealed to the public?

Speaker 2 Well, you know, you say that, but a lot of times these things come out in interviews because someone asked them a question.

Speaker 1 Or because he got paid by a cloning company to talk about. Right.

Speaker 2 Like he's their newest ambassador.

Speaker 1 Hold on. I've got the article.

Speaker 2 Let's see. uh

Speaker 2 whatever

Speaker 2 okay hold on how the former nfl player revealed that biotech company colossal biosciences in which he is an investor helped him bring lua back as a clone so yeah this is definitely like promotional material here yeah but i feel okay with that because at least they reveal it in the article which i feel like that's above board right as as opposed to

Speaker 2 like hiding it and being like hey i found this awesome company over here right that's doing this amazing thing, and everyone should check it out. I'm a believer.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Eliot said, I found a way to gamble on Counter-Strike skins.

Speaker 1 What a great site.

Speaker 2 Speaking of which, something weird happened with the Counter-Strike Skin stock market recently.

Speaker 1 Oh, I heard about that. Like, they're going to look at a bunch of stuff or something like that.

Speaker 2 Yeah, something about like Valve wiped a billion dollars off the market cap of skin.

Speaker 2 It was, it was the kind of headline that made me realize that despite being a lifelong gamer, I feel like I know nothing.

Speaker 1 I was just sitting over here thinking the exact same thing. There's some times, especially with Steam, where I feel like, am I just like scratching the surface of this?

Speaker 1 Because there's an entire marketplace where people sell digital goods, and there's some people who make an enormous amount of money. And then the closest I've gotten to it is there's

Speaker 1 cards for games. And when you play the games, you can unlock

Speaker 2 earn cards and things, which then I think you can like trade or sell or something.

Speaker 2 It's a level of Steam and the Steam ecosystem specifically that I just dipped a toe into it like once or twice when I was like, sure, let's power level, right? And now I've got a level.

Speaker 2 I couldn't tell you what it is because it mattered to me for about a week and then I hyper-focused on something else.

Speaker 1 That's the other thing. There's a level on Steam, which doesn't indicate anything at all other than that it's a high number.
It's not how many games you have. It's not how many games you played.

Speaker 1 It's based on like if you have a bunch of these collected cards and stuff, right? Yeah.

Speaker 2 So here's a headline from this is from Tom's Hardware. Ludicrous $6 billion Counter-Strike 2 skins market crashes, loses $3 billion overnight.

Speaker 2 A game update destroys inventories and collapses the market.

Speaker 1 $3 billion of what?

Speaker 2 Of Counter-Strike skins.

Speaker 2 It's weird. Valve pushed a small update to Counter-Strike 2 yesterday that mostly consisted of minor organ optimization tweaks along with changes to how hard it is to acquire certain skins in game.

Speaker 2 A lot of you will be familiar with how Counter-Strike's market works. It's player-to-player, meaning anyone with a rare item can sell it to another person for real money.

Speaker 2 The transactions often land in the hundreds of thousands range for the most desirable items with an AK-47 skin even crossing the million dollar mark recently.

Speaker 2 So this is like, this is like a ghost stock market that exists only on Steam and only for Counter-Strike skins. It's really weird.

Speaker 1 Value is what someone is willing to pay for it. I guess that's it.
Oh, speaking of which, Bitcoin dip below 100,000.

Speaker 2 Oh, I thought you were going to talk about the loop.

Speaker 1 A big drop. Big drop.
Yeah, that's a huge drop.

Speaker 2 Wasn't it at 10?

Speaker 1 26.

Speaker 1 I think it was the highest it got to. And then, so that is a significant pullback.

Speaker 2 That's a volatile currency.

Speaker 1 A dip, as they call it, in the community.

Speaker 2 Well, you know what they say is buy high, sell low.

Speaker 1 It's so crazy to talk about like

Speaker 1 cryptocurrencies and Bitcoin dipping under a hundred thousand.

Speaker 2 It's just so strange, right? When not that long ago, it was uh like a mythical idea that it could even get that high.

Speaker 1 Do you remember how much attention I used to pay to that stuff? I do, and now it's like there's no almost no point in paying attention to it.

Speaker 1 I guess it all depends on like when you're getting involved with it and when you're getting out of it.

Speaker 2 I think it also depends on your appetite for stress.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like it does seem to be.

Speaker 2 That kind of goes in with like day traders on the stock market for me. Is if you have have an appetite for a lot of stress, you can make a lot of money in a short period of time, right?

Speaker 2 But you have to be like on it and you have to be willing to stress yourself the fuck out at any moment of the day because you have to keep an eye on it all the time.

Speaker 1 I mean, I've got enough stress. I'm worried about my winter camo skin for my op.

Speaker 2 You know, it has goldfish in it.

Speaker 1 I'm worried about it.

Speaker 1 Counter-strike skins are the stripper heels

Speaker 1 for the incel crowd. I love it.

Speaker 1 I'm in it for just the shoes, right? That's it. If you're in Counter-Strike for just the skins, I suppose you get what you deserve at that point.

Speaker 1 I was recently reading, too, about some of these apes, the NFTs. Reddit's doing a thing where I think they've...

Speaker 1 They're getting rid of their vault. I keep getting notifications on Reddit.
Hey, the vault is going away at the beginning of the year. And I think it's just basically saying like, it's a vault.

Speaker 1 I think it's where you could buy NFTs, which they had in the form of

Speaker 1 avatars on Reddit. And now they're saying, if you bought any of these things, they're just going away.

Speaker 1 And so get them offline and protect your asset, your digital asset, which is going to be worth so much money in the future. We're just turning it off now.

Speaker 2 What is Vault? Vault is your digital wallet on Reddit. It helps Redditors store and manage their blockchain-based digital goods, such as collectible avatars.

Speaker 1 Wow. Yeah.
And that's apparently, so a public service announcement to everyone out there, get your NFTs off of Reddit that you bought from Reddit.

Speaker 1 Back in the five minutes.

Speaker 2 I use so little of the things that I use.

Speaker 1 There's some times where being an early adopter costs you a lot of money. And I would say NFTs would be one of those things.
Like

Speaker 1 people felt like they were getting in ahead of the curve. And I think maybe they were just like trying to be early adopters.

Speaker 1 in a new variant of blockchain where they felt like they were late adopters. So what felt like early adoption was actually more just like FOMO?

Speaker 2 Well, it is like, it's true, right? Like, you see something coming along and you're like, I didn't get into Bitcoin in 2012 when it was like a dollar. Right.
And if I had, where would I be today?

Speaker 2 So, I'm going to invest in this new thing that looks like it has some potential because maybe that's going to be my Bitcoin.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 2 Right. That's going to be it for me.
And in the case of NFTs, I feel like it just, it did not work out. But that doesn't mean there isn't something else that's going to do that in the future.

Speaker 2 So, I, man, I don't don't have any advice when it comes to financial investing except, I guess, buy low, sell high, which is everyone's.

Speaker 1 Well, I think everyone's doing that like side eye right now. Everyone is talking.

Speaker 1 It's just like, at what point will the bubble pop basically at this point is what people are saying? And are you going to try to time the market?

Speaker 1 It's an open conversation, which I feel like it was before the tech bubble popped in 2000, not necessarily in 2008.

Speaker 1 That seemed to catch a lot of people off guard, specifically because it was the real estate market in America that collapsed.

Speaker 1 But yeah, this does feel more like the dot-com era, where people are openly talking about this is not sustainable.

Speaker 2 Right. Like this can't last.
The question is, when will it pop?

Speaker 1 Also, where? Like, if you have investment money, where are you going to put it? Like, even gold is like $4,000 an ounce.

Speaker 2 I mean, look, when you get NVIDIA at a $5 trillion

Speaker 2 market cap, like, you know that like it's it's weird like things things are a little bit weird right now.

Speaker 1 Yes. What we're saying is stripper shoes,

Speaker 2 counter-strikes kits. Invest in stripper shoes.
All right. Put all your poker chips in the stripper shoes and you can't go wrong.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Jimmy Chu? What's the shoe manufacturer? Jimmy Chu?

Speaker 2 I don't know that they make those kinds of strippers.

Speaker 1 Okay. You don't? Okay.
I mean,

Speaker 1 that's the only name I know in shoes. I don't think Cole Han is making any stripper shoes or Keds.

Speaker 2 You don't know that. You don't know.
You don't know.

Speaker 1 My favorite is the Nike Stilettos.

Speaker 1 Nike has some kind of shoe on the market now, too. I've seen seen it advertised.
It's a running shoe. Might appeal to you, but it looks like a goddamn balloon.
Like the bottom of it looks round.

Speaker 2 Weird.

Speaker 1 Like not full circular, but definitely like rounded on the bottom.

Speaker 1 And I don't know what that's going to achieve.

Speaker 2 Running shoes are a really interesting personal thing. Like I've, I've got running shoes that I like.

Speaker 2 I went to, you know, I went to one of those stores and did like one of those gate analysis and got shoes. I tried on a couple of different ones.
I went, these are my shoes. And now those are my shoes.

Speaker 2 And I order them on repeat all the time.

Speaker 1 Okay, yeah, me.

Speaker 2 And like, that's it. And I'm not going to look at Nike bubble shoes or anything like that.
The technology is probably great. Get back to me in 10 years when it has goldfish in it.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Otherwise, I'm happy with the shoes I've got.

Speaker 1 I'm the exact same way. I find something that works.
I seem to be in a problem, though, with socks at the moment. Like, what's your sock problem? Why, why, why?

Speaker 1 What is different about my lifestyle here in Scotland that I get holes in my socks?

Speaker 2 I didn't get holes in my socks in austin well it wasn't a thing for here i get holes in my socks in like two months it's it's a couple of things first of all we have like natural fiber carpets here true the i don't even remember what they're called but they're like natural fiber they're they're very hard wearing resilient but they also hardwear your socks out so you it's really easy to get holes on the bottom of your socks what you just said is the key if it was on the bottom of my socks it would make sense they're not necessarily always on the bottom here i've got a pair of socks on i'm reviewing for holes right now.

Speaker 2 You got the wear.

Speaker 1 Thin spots, thin spots. I also have a thing, and I want to know if other people have this.
When I wear socks and I walk around in just socks,

Speaker 1 my sock like rotates around my foot. Yeah, not slides down.
It literally, like, the top of the sock becomes the side of the socks. So maybe my bottom.
I don't know. It sounds like a you problem.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but what does that mean? Like, what does that mean about my gait?

Speaker 2 Have you considered getting a gait analysis?

Speaker 1 But what kind of gait run am I like? Moonwalking through the house

Speaker 1 sideways?

Speaker 2 Look, I don't know, but if if you're also wearing the tops of your socks out, I'm actually going to blame your shoes.

Speaker 1 Maybe I should stop this risky business sliding into the kitchen every day. I mean, that's what's doing it.

Speaker 2 Because you do the cartoon character thing where, like, you find like the one pair of shoes and you just buy that pair of shoes in like three different shades so it matches whatever outfit you have.

Speaker 2 That is true. I'm going to say that if this sock wear problem has become an issue in the same period of time.
those shoes became popular with you, it's the shoes.

Speaker 1 If I gave you a choice, I'm going to let you get rid of one thing. I'm not cloning mush.
One thing in my closet that you don't ever want to see me wear it again.

Speaker 1 I don't really have anything like that for you. I have some stuff I'd say, boy, I wish she would wear that every day.

Speaker 1 But I do have that for our kids.

Speaker 2 Is it the heels way at the back of the closet?

Speaker 1 There's a shirt that Finn wears that I'm like, I'm going to take that outside at some point. Right.

Speaker 2 Like throw it in the river. It's going to go missing.
What's that? It's going to go missing.

Speaker 1 Right. It'll just get lost.
That happens all the time. Kids lose clothes all the time.
All the time.

Speaker 2 The thing is, you can wait him out, right? He's growing. It's not going to fit for long.

Speaker 1 The weirdest thing, too, is like we'll find people who like, you lose a mitten, a glove. I get it.

Speaker 1 Someone who loses an entire jacket at the playground in the middle of December, it's like, how did that happen? How did that happen? How did that happen? How did you leave without your jacket?

Speaker 2 At one point, I think one of the kids managed to leave their boots behind at the park. And I still don't know how that happened.
That is true. That is true.
We had to go back for them.

Speaker 2 Someone posted on Facebook, like, hey, someone left their boots at the park. And we were like, oh, shit, our boots.
I went back for them.

Speaker 1 They were still there, which is really exactly where they were.

Speaker 2 You know, but I don't think there's anything in the closet that I would do my best to lose for you. I think you do fine.
Nothing really. Okay.
No, you do fine.

Speaker 2 I can't think of anything for you either. I mean,

Speaker 2 I think you could do some work on matching your cool greens and your warm greens

Speaker 2 a little bit better, but I think you're, you know, you're fine.

Speaker 1 I literally have no idea what you just said.

Speaker 1 Seriously, what is a cool green?

Speaker 1 yeah you're more like blue greens or you're more like brown greens you know sometimes you put those two things together and they just because they're both green doesn't mean they actually go together i got so fucked over watching something online where it was a colorblindness test and i was like yeah see them see that see that one see that one gets to the last one and i couldn't see it and so i paused and i kept looking at it and looking at it and looking at it and i was like what the fuck this is terrible then after like literally five minutes of staring at this thing going god damn it i hit hit play again.

Speaker 1 And they said, that last one, actually, you can only see if you're colorblind. I was like, you motherfuckers, tell me that before you show it to me.

Speaker 2 Did you have a little moment of panic?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I was like, am I colorblind?

Speaker 2 Like, I never realized I was colorblind, but only cerulean.

Speaker 1 Yeah, now I'll never be a fighter pilot. Yeah,

Speaker 1 I didn't irradiate my eyes, so I didn't see that one color that the scientists recently discovered. So a blue-green is a cool green, and a worn green has red in it or yellow?

Speaker 2 Probably more brown.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Which I guess does mean more red because that would make the green more brown.

Speaker 1 Is khaki a color or is khaki more like an idea?

Speaker 2 Khaki, Brittany, is a philosophy.

Speaker 1 I can buy blue khaki pants, but khaki means brown?

Speaker 2 It depends on who you're talking to. Khaki can be a color or khaki can be the style.
Khaki can be the

Speaker 2 style of trousers.

Speaker 1 But it can only be.

Speaker 2 They're khakis. They're just blue khakis.

Speaker 1 So when khakis are trousers, it's a mixed bag. But if I have a khaki shirt, that's a that's probably going to be the beige color.
That brown beige shirt.

Speaker 2 Yeah, now the word khaki has lost all meaning.

Speaker 1 Yes, I know. You say it too many times.
Khaki.

Speaker 1 This stupid word.

Speaker 2 All right. Well, I want to say a big thank you to today's khakis.
Ewan Patrick and Zach TW.

Speaker 2 Thank you both for sponsoring this episode of our show at patreon.com/slash morning somewhere and roosterteeth.com.

Speaker 1 We would clone you. All right.
Well, that does it for us today, November 6th, 2025. We will be back to talk to you tomorrow.
We hope you will be here as well. Bye, everybody.