Morning Somewhere

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
Society & Culture
en-us
Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events.

Linkdumps for every episode on our website:
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Episodes (50)

2025.09.01: Pop Up Blocker

2025.09.01: Pop Up Blocker

September 01, 2025 26m
Burnie and Ashley discuss lush Summers, Pumpkin Spice, College Football, superstitions, Burnie's paranormal experience, Long Walk promotions, a new Rooster Teeth website feature, and collapsible...
2025.08.29: Easy A

2025.08.29: Easy A

August 29, 2025 22m
Burnie and Ashley discuss coffee math 2k25, shower descriptions, crowd sourcing, Wet Wipe Island, fatbergs, shower maintenance, and fighter jet tech support.Support our podcast...
2025.08.28: Long Term To Do

2025.08.28: Long Term To Do

August 27, 2025 23m
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Microsoft Kin vs Kik vs Kick, username pronounciations, presidential logo dogpiles, loaded September, Apple, Long Walk, Downton Abbey, and submitting your Morning...
2025.08.27: Those Without Sn

2025.08.27: Those Without Sn

August 27, 2025 23m
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Morning Somewhere mascot, the great tin bear market, Raja Jackson, Kick, robodialers, abuse streamers, French autopsies, Swift engagement, and their important immigration...
2025.08.26: Skinfluencers

2025.08.26: Skinfluencers

August 26, 2025 27m
Burnie and Ashley talk about Ashley's skincare addiction, painting garages, the new TV in the wall description, storage philosophy, skin care routines, how to brush your teeth, acne developments,...
2025.08.25: G.L.O.P.

2025.08.25: G.L.O.P.

August 25, 2025 27m
Burnie and Ashley discuss kids birthdays, pretty pregnancies, Apple Shortcuts, modern data speeds in ancient places, The Long Walk, and unsuccessfully avoid the Marvel conversation gravity...
2025.08.22: Bautista Backup

2025.08.22: Bautista Backup

August 22, 2025 26m
Burnie and Ashley discuss Evan Mulrooney, looking manly at a young age, going grey, life without a smartphone, internet kill switches, and looking ahead to new iPhones.
2025.08.21: Brain Drain

2025.08.21: Brain Drain

August 21, 2025 26m
Burnie and Ashley discuss kids games with adult stuff, Grounded, Satisfactory, Mr Rogers, Frank Caprio, and MIT's failing AI report.Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.comFor the link...
2025.08.20: SCOBY Don't

2025.08.20: SCOBY Don't

August 20, 2025 28m
Burnie and Ashley discuss the first day of school, health trends they would never do, summer school, corporal punishment, Starlink's new standy mode, good enough tech, Labubu bucks, and the...
2025.08.19: One Big TV Network

2025.08.19: One Big TV Network

August 19, 2025 26m
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Academy Awards on YouTube, new LOTR, sports blackouts, George RR Martin, The Storm Sword Champions, James Bond, Russia's Number Two guy, and worst jobs in the...
2025.08.18: Made For The Stage

2025.08.18: Made For The Stage

August 18, 2025 39m
Burnie and Ashley discuss being a mainstager, selfie sessions, shortcuts, letting machines do the work, blowing up, Terence Stamp, and Superman on home video.
2025.08.15: Switcheroo

2025.08.15: Switcheroo

August 15, 2025 22m
Burnie and Ashley discuss fly fishing, non-conservation conservatives, subscription fees, wealth-based fines, social health care byproducts, paying into the NHS, whitetail deer's near extinction, and...
2025.08.14: Metrics Addiction

2025.08.14: Metrics Addiction

August 14, 2025 27m
Burnie and Ashley discuss Teddy's visit, the lads, fishing, Project Hail Mary, Dungeon Crawler Carl dominating the charts, Q&A crowd work, easy laughs, and being held back by a lack of recording.
2025.08.13: Xenomork & Mindy

2025.08.13: Xenomork & Mindy

August 13, 2025 24m
Burnie and Ashley discuss improv, Labubu heists, reverse physical transformations, Alien:Earth's breakout star, weird crossovers, and perceived value.Support our podcast...
2025.08.12: Don't Talk Back In Anger

2025.08.12: Don't Talk Back In Anger

August 12, 2025 22m
Burnie and Ashley discuss weird milestones, weird fan support, gramophones, Motorola, flip phones, Oasis gag orders, the lost art of curation, and their go-to calls for bail money.Support our podcast...
2025.08.11: Weaponized

2025.08.11: Weaponized

August 10, 2025 31m
Burnie and Ashley discuss Weapons, trading nights in a relationship, providing selfies vs credit cards, the personal association of photos, AI rights, and things that survive longer than they...
2025.08.08: The Long Game

2025.08.08: The Long Game

August 08, 2025 23m
Burnie and Ashley discuss their plans to see Weapons, Sneak Peek, starting projects to get free stuff, drunkgamers, being wrong in the moment but right over time, water on Mars, Martian Manhunter,...
2025.08.07: All Our Base

2025.08.07: All Our Base

August 07, 2025 18m
Burnie and Ashley take it back to 2003 and discuss the re-emergence of the roosterteeth.com website, returned to the world when it was needed most.
2025.08.06: Consentual Wordplay

2025.08.06: Consentual Wordplay

August 06, 2025 29m
Burnie and Ashley discuss Star Wars fatigue, blaming fans, Howard Stern's alledged cancellation, empty anticipation tanks, wordplay, Danish solutions, sausage ingredients, sausage transportation, JRPG...
2025.08.05: Stashed Cucumbers

2025.08.05: Stashed Cucumbers

August 05, 2025 33m
Burnie and Ashley discuss tucked away cucumbers, lessons from little kids, Storm Flores, clearing trees, chainsaw boots, ButterRum vs Red Velvet, Hot Buttered Rum, Epic Meal Time, Vegas conspiracies,...
2025.08.04: War Of The Worst

2025.08.04: War Of The Worst

August 04, 2025 22m
Burnie and Ashley discuss angry X'ers, Grok disciples, the life Twitter chose, dumb debates, Spider Man's costume reveal, ninja sword bans, barely legal bans, and unintended consequences.Support our...
2025.08.01: Episode Title Reveal

2025.08.01: Episode Title Reveal

August 01, 2025 27m
Burnie and Ashley discuss the best Summer in years, bumper crops, soil depletion, Buffalo's temperature record, New Ground's self-reflexive age verification, the oldest qualified pubs, Master of the...
2025.07.31: Dong Radar

2025.07.31: Dong Radar

July 31, 2025 25m
Burnie and Ashley discuss dorky usernames, Amazon's Netflix of AI, creator crab buckets, Nolan festivals, one year pre-orders, Naked Gun, big dongs, War of the Worlds Revival, Helen Miren, comedy...
2025.07.30: Scale Problems

2025.07.30: Scale Problems

July 30, 2025 23m
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Russian earthquake, the Richter scale, magnitudes, the danger of alert fatigue, erroneous nuclear warnings, Reagan's open mic gaffe, Alien:Earth, and zombie vampires from...
2025.07.29: Women and Age Unverified People First

2025.07.29: Women and Age Unverified People First

July 29, 2025 25m
Burnie and Ashley discussing safe evacuation practices, UK's Online Safety Act, VPN's banning media, the Brocha, the Nappuccino, and Ashley's bid for a Nobel Prize. Support our podcast...
2025.07.28: Reedus By Proxy

2025.07.28: Reedus By Proxy

July 28, 2025 28m
Burnie and Ashley discuss Fantastic Four [no spoilers], box office analysis rules, Gwyneth Paltrow to the rescue, Astronmer's PSA, saving your job during a coporate PR crisis, the Tea hack, Norman...
2025.07.25: Chuck E Cheater

2025.07.25: Chuck E Cheater

July 25, 2025 26m
Burnie and Ashley discuss Hulk Hogan, the WWF, UHF wrestling, Ozzy word pairings, local shaming vs global shaming, arresting Chuck E Cheese, credit card, selfie repositories, eras of Scottish...
2025.07.24: Elbows Deep

2025.07.24: Elbows Deep

July 24, 2025 30m
Burnie and Ashley discuss business pitfalls, travel sleep, body clocks, best sleeps, livestreaming takes, Amazon's bracelet that listen to you, Clorox hacks, social engineering, fuzzy logic...
2025.07.23: Assume Stealing Posture

2025.07.23: Assume Stealing Posture

July 23, 2025 19m
Burnie and Ashley have a mobile podcast, with Burnie huddle up a rent-by-the-minute hotel room. They discuss the subreddit oops, emergency contacts, Ozzy Osborne, Walk Out stores, fake stores for real...
2025.07.22: Milk Flight

2025.07.22: Milk Flight

July 22, 2025 29m
Burnie and Jason discuss traffic cameras, toll scams, milk flights, diamond intersections, harrowing bus rides, impromptu bowling, feeling old, AI search help, smashing that like button, and the...
2025.07.21: Let's See Some ID

2025.07.21: Let's See Some ID

July 21, 2025 24m
Burnie and Ashley discuss the MS Movies & TV closure, splitting your library, verifying your age for Reddit "mature" content, getting in the van for candy, the Fifth Element, Texas...
2025.07.18: Social Killed The Reality Star

2025.07.18: Social Killed The Reality Star

July 18, 2025 35m
Burnie and Ben King talk about reality TV, the Studio, $200,000,0000 AI Engineers, Meta's track record at acquisitions, Threads, artificial paramours, Reddit's iron fisted rules, Rooster Teeth website...
2025.07.17: Planet Shopping

2025.07.17: Planet Shopping

July 17, 2025 36m
Burnie and Jason discuss the blame game, allergies, Texas mosquitos, Mars auctions, NFT's, Burnie's esteemed extra appearances, Facebook's privacy woes, alogtrthmic spying, building value for other...
2025.07.16: That's MRS. Durnkensnerk To You

2025.07.16: That's MRS. Durnkensnerk To You

July 16, 2025 44m
Burnie and Barbara Dunkelman discuss weddings, COVID holdovers, minimum wage, Canadian indulgences, losing touch with your home country, and the 2025 Emmy Nominees as seen on TikTok Reels.
2025.07.15: Elmo's Racist Weekend

2025.07.15: Elmo's Racist Weekend

July 15, 2025 20m
Burnie and Ashley discuss toddler camp outs, horizontal sleeping, Elmo's Twitter crashout, living in a superhero city, McDonalds exposes its applicants, a Fantastic Four warning, and Reddit's...
2025.07.14: The Life We Chose

2025.07.14: The Life We Chose

July 14, 2025 29m
Burnie and his guest Jason Saldana discuss Superman, right to cancel, starting to watch The Simpsons in 2025, Uber ratings, tipping, impending sense of Doom, Valley Video, new music, and how hard it...
2025.07.11: Let's Go Brandon

2025.07.11: Let's Go Brandon

July 11, 2025 27m
Burnie and his special guest Brandon Farmahini get political as they discuss protest encounters, civil disobedience, the power of local politics, and the dreaded topic of airport construction.
2025.07.10: Fufu-ing Your Bubu

2025.07.10: Fufu-ing Your Bubu

July 10, 2025 29m
Burnie and Becca Frasier (and Clem!) sit down to talk about her fundraising results, Rooster Teeth charity drives, the changing reputation of Texas, Ted Cruz stans, frequently rare climate events,...
2025.07.09: Life As A Barn Cat

2025.07.09: Life As A Barn Cat

July 09, 2025 19m
Burnie and Ashley discuss Superman reviews, Mush's job, Burnie's mammal status, head pops, broken embargos, perfect casting, Burnie's Makita victory, mulching, and overclocking kids toys.
2025.07.08: Pas De Poop

2025.07.08: Pas De Poop

July 08, 2025 23m
Burnie and Ashley discuss the tech test, podcast philosophy, Mush The Jerk, French poop rivers, small town bees, politicizing improvement, and ASMR forests. This episode is extended on Patreon.
2025.07.07: First Time Caller

2025.07.07: First Time Caller

July 07, 2025 25m
Burnie hits the road and calls Ashley to discuss swearing birds, Texas flooding, extreme weather, anecdotes vs trends, new dinosaurs, Bond casting, big tax bills, and testing a mobile set up.
2025.07.04: The Bad Pickle

2025.07.04: The Bad Pickle

July 04, 2025 24m
Burnie and Ashley discuss best cookout dishes, fake foods, fireworks, ChatGPT cults, snakes on planes, dryer snakes, and Burnie's Switch 2 revelation.Support our podcast...
2025.07.03: Everything Is Cylons

2025.07.03: Everything Is Cylons

July 03, 2025 26m
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Sean Combs verdict, Microsoft layoffs, Last of Us departures, Battlestar Galactica, long breaks, The Boys final season, being hard to shop for, and the item Burnie...
2025.07.02: Squid Most Likely To Succeed

2025.07.02: Squid Most Likely To Succeed

July 02, 2025 20m
Byron and Ashley discuss name changes, Labubu, beanie babies, Cybertruck 2050, AI bands, the lack of Squid Game chatter, and our choice for Squid King.Support our podcast...
2025.07.01: Pit Slop

2025.07.01: Pit Slop

July 01, 2025 23m
Burnie and Ashley discuss FAFO speedruns, Burnie's trailer failings, is Jurassic Park a millennial franchise, Project Hail Mary reveals, Reddit AI battles, somebody else's platform, Meta...
2025.06.30: Project Prevent Defense

2025.06.30: Project Prevent Defense

June 30, 2025 27m
Burnie and Ashley discuss when a beloved book gets adapted, the Project Hail Mary trailer predictions, owning one's gatekeeping, Steam Levels, Steam's stalwart design, bipedal robot update, pulse...
2025.06.27: Homemade Souvenir

2025.06.27: Homemade Souvenir

June 27, 2025 28m
Burnie and Ashley discuss kpop Demon Hunters, JD Vance memes, border control, Cozy Lofi, Poop Cruise, kidney stone roller coasters, Ballerina streaming date, Burnie's petty calendar reminder, and...
2025.06.26: Gone Fishing

2025.06.26: Gone Fishing

June 26, 2025 34m
Burnie and Scott hit the road and discuss short drops, missing money, mind control, Titanic collisions, uncanny valleys, lab grown meat, and the perfect app for contacting aliens.
2025.06.25: Top Gun World

2025.06.25: Top Gun World

June 25, 2025 23m
Burnie and Scott discuss the Iranian Israeli ceases fire ceasing, To Do alarms, life imitating Top Gun: Maverick, free energy, and more.Support our podcast...
2025.06.24: A Few More Tears

2025.06.24: A Few More Tears

June 24, 2025 27m
Burnie and Ashley discuss uncanny products, Israel Iran ceasefire, early warnings, Truth Social, kpop videogame board games, Demon Hunters, and a Rooster Teeth Beta update.Support our podcast...

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Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
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en-us
Categories
Society & Culture