Morning Somewhere
Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events.
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Linkdumps for every episode on our website:
https://www.morningsomewhere.com
Support us on Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
Episodes (59)
2025.09.12: Take J2 And Shove It
Burnie and Ashley talk about little kids' laughter, viral names, SingingTeacherGirl, more giant media mergers, Tron Ares, the Bioshock movie, streaming media compressions, the Overemployed movement,...
2025.09.11: The Cycle
Burnie and Ashley talk about the death of Charlie Kirk, the human quality of empathy, and the cyclical nature of violence.
2025.09.10: Pimps Learn Mandarin
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Duolingo takeover, the Apple awe dropping event, Lemmings & Brontosauruses, under-using technology, being one number away from a billion dollars, Publisher's Clearing...
2025.09.09: Engineering Our Own Demise
Burnie and Ashley yammer on about audiobooks, lottery payouts, Australia's sunscreen scandal, searching for a specific item in 2025, Apple's iPhone event, Far Bears, and drama at beauty pageants.
2025.09.08: Two Degrees To Boiling
Burnie and Ashley discuss Hollow Knight, baseball catches, Burnie's new Doomsday clock idea, ragebait, and the billion dollar Powerball.
2025.09.05: That Lucas Bump
Burnie and Jordan Cwierz talk about Jordan's day off, the Glenfarclas distillery, whisky making, going deep on a new passion, unrepeatable experiences, badly behaved athletes, Michael Jordan, SNL...
2025.09.04: Insnails
Burnie and Ashley discuss backlog television content, Alien:Earth's rave reviews, Doctor Who, sonic screwdrivers, Lara Croft, Sophie Turner, sinister snails, mirror life, Don Coriolis, and the...
2025.09.03: Skye Fault
Burnie and Jordan Cwierz discuss their history together, cool fan art, the first RTX, Conan O'Brien takes, Jordan's rough history of roasting, the bizarre 535 connection, Isle of Skye adventures, the...
2025.09.02: Weird Beard
Burnie and Ashley discuss phone tech support, single track roads, spelling Quiraing, road trips, river etymology, bold beard choices, CEO takedowns, and cheeky ball swaps.
2025.09.01: Pop Up Blocker
Burnie and Ashley discuss lush Summers, Pumpkin Spice, College Football, superstitions, Burnie's paranormal experience, Long Walk promotions, a new Rooster Teeth website feature, and collapsible...
2025.08.29: Easy A
Burnie and Ashley discuss coffee math 2k25, shower descriptions, crowd sourcing, Wet Wipe Island, fatbergs, shower maintenance, and fighter jet tech support.Support our podcast...
2025.08.28: Long Term To Do
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Microsoft Kin vs Kik vs Kick, username pronounciations, presidential logo dogpiles, loaded September, Apple, Long Walk, Downton Abbey, and submitting your Morning...
2025.08.27: Those Without Sn
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Morning Somewhere mascot, the great tin bear market, Raja Jackson, Kick, robodialers, abuse streamers, French autopsies, Swift engagement, and their important immigration...
2025.08.26: Skinfluencers
Burnie and Ashley talk about Ashley's skincare addiction, painting garages, the new TV in the wall description, storage philosophy, skin care routines, how to brush your teeth, acne developments,...
2025.08.25: G.L.O.P.
Burnie and Ashley discuss kids birthdays, pretty pregnancies, Apple Shortcuts, modern data speeds in ancient places, The Long Walk, and unsuccessfully avoid the Marvel conversation gravity...
2025.08.22: Bautista Backup
Burnie and Ashley discuss Evan Mulrooney, looking manly at a young age, going grey, life without a smartphone, internet kill switches, and looking ahead to new iPhones.
2025.08.21: Brain Drain
Burnie and Ashley discuss kids games with adult stuff, Grounded, Satisfactory, Mr Rogers, Frank Caprio, and MIT's failing AI report.Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.comFor the link...
2025.08.20: SCOBY Don't
Burnie and Ashley discuss the first day of school, health trends they would never do, summer school, corporal punishment, Starlink's new standy mode, good enough tech, Labubu bucks, and the...
2025.08.19: One Big TV Network
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Academy Awards on YouTube, new LOTR, sports blackouts, George RR Martin, The Storm Sword Champions, James Bond, Russia's Number Two guy, and worst jobs in the...
2025.08.18: Made For The Stage
Burnie and Ashley discuss being a mainstager, selfie sessions, shortcuts, letting machines do the work, blowing up, Terence Stamp, and Superman on home video.
2025.08.15: Switcheroo
Burnie and Ashley discuss fly fishing, non-conservation conservatives, subscription fees, wealth-based fines, social health care byproducts, paying into the NHS, whitetail deer's near extinction, and...
2025.08.14: Metrics Addiction
Burnie and Ashley discuss Teddy's visit, the lads, fishing, Project Hail Mary, Dungeon Crawler Carl dominating the charts, Q&A crowd work, easy laughs, and being held back by a lack of recording.
2025.08.13: Xenomork & Mindy
Burnie and Ashley discuss improv, Labubu heists, reverse physical transformations, Alien:Earth's breakout star, weird crossovers, and perceived value.Support our podcast...
2025.08.12: Don't Talk Back In Anger
Burnie and Ashley discuss weird milestones, weird fan support, gramophones, Motorola, flip phones, Oasis gag orders, the lost art of curation, and their go-to calls for bail money.Support our podcast...
2025.08.11: Weaponized
Burnie and Ashley discuss Weapons, trading nights in a relationship, providing selfies vs credit cards, the personal association of photos, AI rights, and things that survive longer than they...
2025.08.08: The Long Game
Burnie and Ashley discuss their plans to see Weapons, Sneak Peek, starting projects to get free stuff, drunkgamers, being wrong in the moment but right over time, water on Mars, Martian Manhunter,...
2025.08.07: All Our Base
Burnie and Ashley take it back to 2003 and discuss the re-emergence of the roosterteeth.com website, returned to the world when it was needed most.
2025.08.06: Consentual Wordplay
Burnie and Ashley discuss Star Wars fatigue, blaming fans, Howard Stern's alledged cancellation, empty anticipation tanks, wordplay, Danish solutions, sausage ingredients, sausage transportation, JRPG...
2025.08.05: Stashed Cucumbers
Burnie and Ashley discuss tucked away cucumbers, lessons from little kids, Storm Flores, clearing trees, chainsaw boots, ButterRum vs Red Velvet, Hot Buttered Rum, Epic Meal Time, Vegas conspiracies,...
2025.08.04: War Of The Worst
Burnie and Ashley discuss angry X'ers, Grok disciples, the life Twitter chose, dumb debates, Spider Man's costume reveal, ninja sword bans, barely legal bans, and unintended consequences.Support our...
2025.08.01: Episode Title Reveal
Burnie and Ashley discuss the best Summer in years, bumper crops, soil depletion, Buffalo's temperature record, New Ground's self-reflexive age verification, the oldest qualified pubs, Master of the...
2025.07.31: Dong Radar
Burnie and Ashley discuss dorky usernames, Amazon's Netflix of AI, creator crab buckets, Nolan festivals, one year pre-orders, Naked Gun, big dongs, War of the Worlds Revival, Helen Miren, comedy...
2025.07.30: Scale Problems
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Russian earthquake, the Richter scale, magnitudes, the danger of alert fatigue, erroneous nuclear warnings, Reagan's open mic gaffe, Alien:Earth, and zombie vampires from...
2025.07.29: Women and Age Unverified People First
Burnie and Ashley discussing safe evacuation practices, UK's Online Safety Act, VPN's banning media, the Brocha, the Nappuccino, and Ashley's bid for a Nobel Prize. Support our podcast...
2025.07.28: Reedus By Proxy
Burnie and Ashley discuss Fantastic Four [no spoilers], box office analysis rules, Gwyneth Paltrow to the rescue, Astronmer's PSA, saving your job during a coporate PR crisis, the Tea hack, Norman...
2025.07.25: Chuck E Cheater
Burnie and Ashley discuss Hulk Hogan, the WWF, UHF wrestling, Ozzy word pairings, local shaming vs global shaming, arresting Chuck E Cheese, credit card, selfie repositories, eras of Scottish...
2025.07.24: Elbows Deep
Burnie and Ashley discuss business pitfalls, travel sleep, body clocks, best sleeps, livestreaming takes, Amazon's bracelet that listen to you, Clorox hacks, social engineering, fuzzy logic...
2025.07.23: Assume Stealing Posture
Burnie and Ashley have a mobile podcast, with Burnie huddle up a rent-by-the-minute hotel room. They discuss the subreddit oops, emergency contacts, Ozzy Osborne, Walk Out stores, fake stores for real...
2025.07.22: Milk Flight
Burnie and Jason discuss traffic cameras, toll scams, milk flights, diamond intersections, harrowing bus rides, impromptu bowling, feeling old, AI search help, smashing that like button, and the...
2025.07.21: Let's See Some ID
Burnie and Ashley discuss the MS Movies & TV closure, splitting your library, verifying your age for Reddit "mature" content, getting in the van for candy, the Fifth Element, Texas...
2025.07.18: Social Killed The Reality Star
Burnie and Ben King talk about reality TV, the Studio, $200,000,0000 AI Engineers, Meta's track record at acquisitions, Threads, artificial paramours, Reddit's iron fisted rules, Rooster Teeth website...
2025.07.17: Planet Shopping
Burnie and Jason discuss the blame game, allergies, Texas mosquitos, Mars auctions, NFT's, Burnie's esteemed extra appearances, Facebook's privacy woes, alogtrthmic spying, building value for other...
2025.07.16: That's MRS. Durnkensnerk To You
Burnie and Barbara Dunkelman discuss weddings, COVID holdovers, minimum wage, Canadian indulgences, losing touch with your home country, and the 2025 Emmy Nominees as seen on TikTok Reels.
2025.07.15: Elmo's Racist Weekend
Burnie and Ashley discuss toddler camp outs, horizontal sleeping, Elmo's Twitter crashout, living in a superhero city, McDonalds exposes its applicants, a Fantastic Four warning, and Reddit's...
2025.07.14: The Life We Chose
Burnie and his guest Jason Saldana discuss Superman, right to cancel, starting to watch The Simpsons in 2025, Uber ratings, tipping, impending sense of Doom, Valley Video, new music, and how hard it...
2025.07.11: Let's Go Brandon
Burnie and his special guest Brandon Farmahini get political as they discuss protest encounters, civil disobedience, the power of local politics, and the dreaded topic of airport construction.
2025.07.10: Fufu-ing Your Bubu
Burnie and Becca Frasier (and Clem!) sit down to talk about her fundraising results, Rooster Teeth charity drives, the changing reputation of Texas, Ted Cruz stans, frequently rare climate events,...
2025.07.09: Life As A Barn Cat
Burnie and Ashley discuss Superman reviews, Mush's job, Burnie's mammal status, head pops, broken embargos, perfect casting, Burnie's Makita victory, mulching, and overclocking kids toys.
2025.07.08: Pas De Poop
Burnie and Ashley discuss the tech test, podcast philosophy, Mush The Jerk, French poop rivers, small town bees, politicizing improvement, and ASMR forests. This episode is extended on Patreon.
2025.07.07: First Time Caller
Burnie hits the road and calls Ashley to discuss swearing birds, Texas flooding, extreme weather, anecdotes vs trends, new dinosaurs, Bond casting, big tax bills, and testing a mobile set up.
2025.07.04: The Bad Pickle
Burnie and Ashley discuss best cookout dishes, fake foods, fireworks, ChatGPT cults, snakes on planes, dryer snakes, and Burnie's Switch 2 revelation.Support our podcast...
2025.07.03: Everything Is Cylons
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Sean Combs verdict, Microsoft layoffs, Last of Us departures, Battlestar Galactica, long breaks, The Boys final season, being hard to shop for, and the item Burnie...
2025.07.02: Squid Most Likely To Succeed
Byron and Ashley discuss name changes, Labubu, beanie babies, Cybertruck 2050, AI bands, the lack of Squid Game chatter, and our choice for Squid King.Support our podcast...
2025.07.01: Pit Slop
Burnie and Ashley discuss FAFO speedruns, Burnie's trailer failings, is Jurassic Park a millennial franchise, Project Hail Mary reveals, Reddit AI battles, somebody else's platform, Meta...
2025.06.30: Project Prevent Defense
Burnie and Ashley discuss when a beloved book gets adapted, the Project Hail Mary trailer predictions, owning one's gatekeeping, Steam Levels, Steam's stalwart design, bipedal robot update, pulse...
2025.06.27: Homemade Souvenir
Burnie and Ashley discuss kpop Demon Hunters, JD Vance memes, border control, Cozy Lofi, Poop Cruise, kidney stone roller coasters, Ballerina streaming date, Burnie's petty calendar reminder, and...
2025.06.26: Gone Fishing
Burnie and Scott hit the road and discuss short drops, missing money, mind control, Titanic collisions, uncanny valleys, lab grown meat, and the perfect app for contacting aliens.
2025.06.25: Top Gun World
Burnie and Scott discuss the Iranian Israeli ceases fire ceasing, To Do alarms, life imitating Top Gun: Maverick, free energy, and more.Support our podcast...
2025.06.24: A Few More Tears
Burnie and Ashley discuss uncanny products, Israel Iran ceasefire, early warnings, Truth Social, kpop videogame board games, Demon Hunters, and a Rooster Teeth Beta update.Support our podcast...
About this Podcast
Copyright
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
Language
en-us
Categories
Society & Culture