Jason at The Shore, Travis On Stage and Offseason Plans | Ep 97

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Speaker 1 Dude, anything that combines crackers, meat, cheese, and mustard, it doesn't matter what kind it is. You got Pepper Jack.
You got Provolone.

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You got salami. You got kilbasa.
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Speaker 1 Thanks for tuning into this episode. It's the end of season two, which I don't even know what seasons mean.
We just do this show.

Speaker 1 All that means to us is that we got a nice couple months off from podcasting.

Speaker 1 Because I guess in three weeks' time, Travis will be in the middle of training camp. Yeah, literally.
And let me tell you, not enough time to do a podcast, especially the best podcast in the world.

Speaker 1 I know. He's going to be busy focusing on football, getting in shape for this upcoming season.
So we're going to be off for about two months. When's the next episode coming? Do we even know?

Speaker 1 September?

Speaker 1 End of August? Do we even know when we're doing this again? I'm down to pick it back up once we're done with training camp. Interim Brandon says, end of August with a question mark.

Speaker 1 So apparently he doesn't know either. Yeah, so I think we're going to start this up when Travis gets out of training camp.
We'll get back to giving you guys this podcast.

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Speaker 1 requests that you guys might have to make this show better. Either way, we're all throughout the offseason of this show.

Speaker 1 We're going to be updating all the show's social pages. We might drop some never-foreseen footage on social and YouTube.

Speaker 1 That's terrifying, if you ask me, but it should be entertainment nonetheless. Yeah,

Speaker 1 hopefully they're not going to sabotage us because they got a lot of stuff to put out. What are you going to do with your your off time in the offseason, Trev? Jason,

Speaker 1 I go to work in three weeks. No, yeah, but so for the next three weeks, do you have anything? I'm playing in the American Century golf tournament with you.
We're doing it.

Speaker 1 You've done it for what, six years now? How many times have you done it? Four or five. I think this is my fifth year.

Speaker 1 So, this is five.

Speaker 1 Five.

Speaker 1 This is my first time out in Lake Tahoe. Do you have any advice to the American Century Classic? My advice would be

Speaker 1 just don't feel bad bad if you hit somebody because they bought the ticket.

Speaker 1 Knowing

Speaker 1 it's a bunch of amateurs out there trying to play golf. So don't feel bad.
Somebody, people have gotten hit before. They got EMS or EMTs, whatever it's called.

Speaker 1 They got those right there at every hole. Everybody'd be fine.
Well, that happened.

Speaker 1 That actually happened at what?

Speaker 1 Not the American Century Classic with you and Pat. It was

Speaker 1 the match. Shout out to Clay.
That was not one of anybody's favorite moments because that was the first time I'd ever seen somebody look like they got sniped from about 300 yards away. It was crazy.

Speaker 1 Well, thankfully everybody's. Yeah, everybody's.

Speaker 1 What is the course play like? Greens fast?

Speaker 1 Are they...

Speaker 1 Greens are typically pretty fast, yeah.

Speaker 1 You're up in the mountains. You're in the altitude.
So the ball is going to fly. So get ready to kind of club down at least 10 to 15 yards.
That far. That much farm.

Speaker 1 I mean, if you really get, especially if you send it up in the air, like if you keep the ball low, I think you're good, but I'm pretty sure you don't have that much control over the ball.

Speaker 1 So I would just. Yeah, people, people decide whether it goes high or low.
I thought you just hit the ball. Nope.
You can. Yep.
If you're good enough, I can't. But if you're good enough.

Speaker 1 So I just club down 15 yards, 10 to 15.

Speaker 1 Does it favor a draw or a fade?

Speaker 1 The course itself probably favors a fade just a little bit. Fuck.

Speaker 1 You're a snap hooker, huh? I am, yeah. If it comes out right, it could be a fade or a draw, but if it comes out wrong, typically it is like a sharp turn left.
Oh, yeah, that's a snap hook. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
We got to stay away from that. That will get you in the shit.
Trying. Do you know how the greens break at this point since you've played it for five years?

Speaker 1 I mean, I'm familiar with the course. I played it probably close to 15, 20 times now, playing it over the years.
It's been pretty similar every single year. Oh, wow.

Speaker 1 I can't really think of any changes they've made to the course. So yeah, I'm expecting to do better than I've done the past five years.

Speaker 1 What have your scores been, if you don't mind me asking? Atrocious. I don't even look at the score after the second day.

Speaker 1 The last Sunday is typically me walking straight from the parking lot to the green and just hoping that I get through it without passing out. Now, the nice thing is that you can't shoot over what?

Speaker 1 An eight? No, double. You just can't double.

Speaker 1 I mean, you can't triple. So after a six, you just pick the ball up.
Well, depending on whether it's a part three, part four, part five. So if it's a par four, do I stop at six or five?

Speaker 1 Six, just pick the ball up. Oh, that is going to save me.
Because

Speaker 1 I'll have some great holes, but really does me in are the snowman's. That's a really like

Speaker 1 those aren't fun. Gets my score all sorts of screwed up.
Well, the thing is, is that a double.

Speaker 1 So you can just go. So if you're putting for par.

Speaker 1 Well, no, you don't want it. So if you're if you're you gotta think of it, you gotta think of it as you're like, hey, I'm just going right at you gotta think of it as points.

Speaker 1 No, you gotta think of it as points. Because a bogey, you don't lose any points.

Speaker 1 It's not like total score it's not total it's not you don't add up like whether you got a three on a hole it's like whether or not you got a birdie par bogey or double a double bogey is minus two points a birdie i believe is plus three points

Speaker 1 so it's like it's a point system so as long as you're a par is a point a bogey is nothing you're just you're even who came up with this point system i think it's fun it's a way of just like keeping everybody in the game yeah because if you get an eagle i think that's like six points oh dude i cannot wait to eagle some par fives they're all they're all reachable i think i've done that once in my life i got lucky there's one the first par five might be the toughest one to eagle i i haven't eagled that one yet but i've eagled just about all the other ones that just tells you how atrocious i played the rest of the tournament i was about to say if you're eagling all right there we go well now i'm officially terrified do we know who we're golfing with yet um no man but we got some fun we got some good additions this year outside of just you yeah there's there's some good additions we got there's a lot Moss Teller is always, one of our boys is always out there.

Speaker 1 He signed up.

Speaker 1 Who else is out there? My guy Chan P, Chan Parsons, Blake Griffin making an appearance as rookies and

Speaker 1 Blake out in France. Oh, yeah.
I heard Jimmy Fallon. Rob McElhenney is a new addition to.
Take my putter away from Jimmy. There you go.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Around lakes, around any of the ponds or lakes. Don't miss a putt or just don't hand him it.
He might fucking, but then I'm not going to lie.

Speaker 1 He got me a golden putter. Jimmy asked to see any of my clothes.

Speaker 1 he got me a golden putter after that so it was really nice so maybe you just can't what what is the is it a mallet putter is it a blade it's a regular face it's just a golf putter it's not one of those fucking like turtle heads or like uh like flying saucers but does it have like a back on it or is one that's like ambidextrous where like it's the same on the front as it is the back no no is that what you call is that what you putt with uh you putt with a putt putter it's called a bullseye putter from uh scotty cameron

Speaker 1 i don't know why i like the i like when it just looks like it's just like a fucking pant. Yeah, you can see it.
Yeah, pucker. You can see.
I just feel like I can. I'm better, I believe.

Speaker 1 I'm better at knowing right away whether I'm pushing or pulling like a putt. And I feel like I hit it straight tur usually.

Speaker 1 The issue comes with controlling distance because there's not a lot of help in the form of weights. And like if you want that thing to move, you got to give it a little bit of gas.
And that is.

Speaker 1 That's not always the case out in Tahoe.

Speaker 1 Keep it calm. One thing you have to wear are uh pants jason make sure you bring golf pants you have to wear that's all wear i don't wear

Speaker 1 i actually exclusively only wear golf pants when i go sorry that's more of a like um i know i'm going to be outside in the sun for four hours and i'm not a big sunscreen person so i prefer to wear long pants oh and uh bring chapstick because the altitude gets to you by like the second third day i don't i don't i i do not wear chapstick all right well your lips are just gonna be chapped as fuck so you're good i'm i they'll eventually it'll they'll all auto regulate these babies auto-regulate your

Speaker 1 autoregulate. The mustache also keeps the moisture on it.
Jason, I'm not sure if you understand how that works.

Speaker 1 I climbed Mount Kilimanjaro and didn't bring chapstick, and my lips were completely different. Completely different.

Speaker 1 I don't wear chapstick. Chapstick is

Speaker 1 big chapstick causes your lips to dry out. And then you have to put more chapstick on.
So I just don't put the chapstick on in the first place and my lips don't dry out.

Speaker 1 I actually Kylie wears chapstick and sometimes when I kiss her, I get it on my lips and then I'm furious, but I don't tell her because she's my wife and I love her. But I really am.

Speaker 1 The things you do for love,

Speaker 1 you know, I'm anti-chapstick, dude. Barkley, how can we forget about Barkley? Well, he's announcing it, though.
No, he plays in it every year. Oh, I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 I thought he was like a commentator of it. Yeah, that's where I really got to hang out with him for the first time was playing golf with him.

Speaker 1 Dude, I played golf with Chuck and Mike Quick, maybe that two weeks ago. It's so fun.
Nice. I mean, I don't know if you can have a bad time around.

Speaker 1 He's so funny.

Speaker 1 Those guys were cracking me up jerome beddes he was there uh my first year actually i uh i took a shuttle to the airport with the bus and his family and just was kind of like picking his ear on like just being a professional and stuff and it was cool to i don't know just get the wisdom for one of the greatest ever do it and uh yeah he's awesome i mean it's my favorite player growing up so yeah so it'll be a fun time that's what i'm doing uh with some of the free time i got left and uh outside of that i'll be working and getting ready for year 12, brother.

Speaker 1 Sounds good. Let's get this thing moving to some fan mentions of the week.

Speaker 1 We've been tagged in a bunch of pictures of people with Kelsey tattoos over the past couple years, but we have this new, this guy who is this? I am

Speaker 1 good pastor from, I don't know where, but he got a tattoo of the garage beer, a garage beer. Oh my gosh.
This is actually, holy cow. This is intense.
This is actually a really good,

Speaker 1 really good like drawing. This is pretty good.

Speaker 1 No, they nailed it. It actually, I thought it was fake at first.
Like, it was like one of those, like,

Speaker 1 you just put water on it and put it on the leg and then peel it away.

Speaker 1 Nope. That is a real deal.
Holy field. That's a real.
How do you know? How can you tell the difference? I'm just, I don't know. You're right.
I mean, more power to him if he actually did this.

Speaker 1 This is sweet. Well, now we.
We got to take Garage Beer to the fucking moon so he doesn't regret this. Brandon is saying he did it for $50

Speaker 1 in

Speaker 1 free GarageBio merch. Wow.

Speaker 1 And then we had someone who was at the celebrity bartending event in Seattle, which we'll get to a little bit later, but get Jason's signature tattooed on almost immediately after he met Jason, actually.

Speaker 1 Yep. Yeah.
No, I remember doing this in the bar. I remember her telling me she was going to do it, and then she actually did it.
You couldn't make it look nice, Jason.

Speaker 1 Dude, that was as good as I could do, signing somebody's skin. I thought that that looks pretty good.
God damn it. That doesn't look good.
doesn't even look proportionate.

Speaker 1 Well, I'm signing an arm, a forearm. I think that's a pretty good, that's pretty much what my signature always looks like.
Yeah, it looks like a little kid just scribbled on it, but that's you.

Speaker 1 That's what you're, you've always had chicken scratch. Yeah, I'm not known for my handwriting, but I think that's part of one of the things that makes it look unique.
It's wonderful.

Speaker 1 The six is smaller than the two.

Speaker 1 It doesn't look like they're on the same level.

Speaker 1 Were you hammered at this point?

Speaker 1 Probably. And I'm also signing behind a bar on somebody's form, reaching over.
Like, it was not an ideal location to sign somebody for. It's unique.

Speaker 1 What the fuck is this creepy thing in the background of the middle photo? What do you mean? Do you see that?

Speaker 1 There's like a head on a pole. Yeah, that is interesting.
You got to watch out. Those Philly fans, man.
They're some interesting people.

Speaker 1 Yeah, would you ever get a tattoo of

Speaker 1 anything?

Speaker 1 We talked about it for a while. Yeah, we talked about doing like a family crest or something like that or have some fun that me, you, and dad could have got or something.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 I would, I would, I would still be open to it. I just don't have the creative like desire to want to like get a tattoo.
Yeah, it's, it's the forever thing that really puts a damper on.

Speaker 1 It's like, I just don't know. I think all of it looks sweet.
I just don't know like what a tattoo, what one tattoo would look like on me. Yeah.
I've never pulled the trigger either. Don't plan on it.

Speaker 1 I might get wedding ring tattoo because I take my ring off to do a lot of things. I don't like having rings on.

Speaker 1 You're notorious for losing rings, rings jason you don't have to explain yourself yep so i've thought about just getting a tattoo so i like how does kai feel about that that's the real question the tattoo yeah does she she's like okay oh she's indifferent she's like yeah if you want to do that or not i mean she's a little upset that i lose my ring sometimes and uh

Speaker 1 the problem worst tattoo people can get what's the worst tattoo people can i don't want to put people on blast i mean i i think a garage beer tattoo is about as bad as it gets no dude that was sweet i think

Speaker 1 the worst tattoo somebody could get is like when they

Speaker 1 when they put when they get a tattoo of like a team winning a championship and then they don't win the championship. Yeah.
I think that's probably the worst one you could do.

Speaker 1 I don't like ultra-realistic tattoos. I'm also in.
Or like portraits of people. That's where I'm at.
Because you like those? Yeah.

Speaker 1 See, I'm out on it. Because one, I don't think it usually looks that good unless you have like a really good artist who like nails it.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 But then two, it just doesn't take into account that the body's going to sag and move over time and that that face is going to look absolutely horrendous in like 20 years. Yeah, you're on.

Speaker 1 I think you're onto something. Have you ever seen like the little patches, like the patch tattoos? It looks like somebody like sewed a patch onto you.

Speaker 1 No, I'm in on that though. That sounds good.
It sounds, yeah, I would do that. I don't know what the patch would be, but I'd do it.

Speaker 1 The tribal stuff looks good, but if you're not like if you're not Samoan or Polynesia,

Speaker 1 if you're a white guy with tribals, it's just,

Speaker 1 I'm judged

Speaker 1 to each of them. If you want to get a tribal tattoo, that's on you.
I mean, they look so they look sick. They look sick.
I think I'm in on patterns. I like patterns.

Speaker 1 Well, the patterns are great, but you can do patterns without like culturally appropriating. Not that I'm into like, I'm all fine with stealing culture.

Speaker 1 I mean, this is what we do, but yeah, it's what we do.

Speaker 1 Ooh, another one. When you you get

Speaker 1 writing in a different language. Yeah, I'm out.
So out. It's the same thing as the tribal.
It was so funny.

Speaker 1 I don't want to name any names, but one of the guys on the team at Cincinnati got an Asian letter tattoo on him. Like it was like the

Speaker 1 tattoo of Asian lettering, right?

Speaker 1 And it was supposed to mean like live wild or something like that, but like live free, you know, something spiritual and whatnot to him or something that was meaningful to him.

Speaker 1 And we asked our Asian trainer,

Speaker 1 and she knew what that meant. She was like, that means absolutely nothing.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no,

Speaker 1 that's gibberish.

Speaker 1 Those are four random symbols. You just got absolute nonsense drawn on you.
And that happens all the time.

Speaker 1 It probably happens more than not, more than you would assume. I'm against that as well.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 I'm not against. I don't like I'm whatever.
Whatever floats your boat. Do whatever you want.
Whatever floats your boat finds left remote. We learned that from Outcast.

Speaker 1 What is the best and worst location for tattoos?

Speaker 1 that's the real question and i kind of have like an idea because i get dry needled a lot in some like very oh so you're going more pain i was just talking about like more strong time stamp

Speaker 1 that's a bad one right especially if you're a guy i mean it's a bad location for a tattoo

Speaker 1 i would i was going to go face face is it's just a strong move it is to get a face tattoo it is but it's if it's done tastefully i appreciate it I don't know.

Speaker 1 I haven't seen one that I've appreciated yet. Posty, man.
Post Malone's got a few. I like Post.
Listen, I think post is amazing, but I think it's, I'm not, yeah.

Speaker 1 You're indifferent about it. I hear you.

Speaker 1 I'm not indifferent. I do not like the face tattoos.

Speaker 1 I was trying to save you that.

Speaker 1 I know you're trying to save me, and I love posts. And I think, listen, the guy's got way more swag and style than I do.
I'm just not into the face tattoos. Arm.
Arm. You don't like arm tattoos?

Speaker 1 Probably. No, it's the best.
Oh, no. You switch it up.
All right. Best spot.
I would probably say back. You can always hide it.
And then.

Speaker 1 yeah,

Speaker 1 I'll say upper arm, back. Like, upper arm is one that's like, whenever you're in like a specific setting, like, you don't have to have it.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 But then when you want to show it off, wear a little cut off, boom, arm tattoos out. Nice.
My man Dunphy, shout out to

Speaker 1 the fanatic, has the fanatic's nose tattooed around his belly button. You've seen him.
You've seen the guy. Looks good.
Yeah, let's keep this thing moving. That does it for fan mentions of the week.

Speaker 1 Shout out to everybody getting tattoos, man.

Speaker 1 92%.

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Speaker 1 Talk about some Beer Bowl number two.

Speaker 1 Beer Bowl the Deuce. All right, Jason, you got out of the house last week, went down to the shore, had yourself an absolute blast, not only with Beer Bowl 2, but the Eagles Autism Foundation.

Speaker 1 That's right. We put on our, man, I think that's our fourth.

Speaker 1 It's either fourth or fifth. I lose track.
It's got to be more than that, yeah. They're calling it like the Kelsey Bash.
I don't like that name. I don't know how that name got.
Of course you don't.

Speaker 1 we don't like doing that. Yeah, I think the better name that I want it to be known as is Shore Birds.
It's a bunch of birds down at the shore. Birds fans, birds players.

Speaker 1 There's a lot of players and fans or celebrities there that actually weren't really birds, but it

Speaker 1 ties in now. Yeah, that event was tremendous.
Ryan Hammond, who runs Eagles Autism Foundation. Shout out to Roy.

Speaker 1 Yep.

Speaker 1 Is the one who's put that together from the start. And then her and Kai have really taken it to another level.
Each and every year, they somehow add more pieces to it.

Speaker 1 And this year, between the event on Wednesday, which was the guest bartending at the Ocean Drive, Best Bar Down at the Shore, combined with the beer bowl at the Seattle City Yacht Club, we were able to raise,

Speaker 1 I'm hesitant to say this, but this is the last number I heard, which was it's just north of $850,000. Damn, man.

Speaker 1 And that's, yeah, it's pretty incredible. It's our biggest number by far yet.

Speaker 1 And it's still counting, I believe. They're still kind of getting all that together for an official number.
So I don't even know that I should say a number.

Speaker 1 But yeah, it's the Eagles Autism Foundation is an incredible foundation that does a lot of work in the autism community, whether it's towards funding research programs for families and support systems,

Speaker 1 as well as avenues for careers for people on the spectrum. They do a whole lot of things

Speaker 1 supporting the entire autism community and awareness. That's awesome, man.
It's an honor for us to participate in it. It's something that has been near and dear to Kylie's heart for her whole life.

Speaker 1 And since meeting her and being involved with the community, it's now near and dear to my heart. So it's been something that's been awesome to be a part of.

Speaker 1 And the fact that the Eagles started their own version of it,

Speaker 1 I mean, just five or six years ago, too.

Speaker 1 It's really just been fantastic to partner with them and take it to this level. Got to love it when it really takes off and you get the support of the community,

Speaker 1 even as far away as the shore. You know what I mean? Like, that's just, it's awesome, man.
It's awesome what you and the Eagles are doing with the Autism Foundation.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm glad you're saying that because it's not just me.

Speaker 1 There's tons of Eagles that come out every year. Yeah.
You know, Fletcher Cox now has come multiple years.

Speaker 1 Everybody that comes, like almost routinely, and you've said this too, it's like their favorite charity event they've ever done.

Speaker 1 Because it's just a party.

Speaker 1 It's not, it's, it's about really just uniting behind a cause for a day that really means something in all of our joint lives and community and just having a blast, celebrating, being around each other.

Speaker 1 You know, obviously there are drinks involved, yes. But it's just about having a good time and supporting this wonderful cause.
And it's turned into something much bigger than we ever anticipated.

Speaker 1 It's just a lot of fun. Well, I can only imagine not only what you guys are doing in terms of raising funds,

Speaker 1 but what you guys are doing for the shore, man. The shore is obviously an amazing place, and it's got a lot of families that go there for the summers and stuff.

Speaker 1 But I'm sure you guys are bringing in a...

Speaker 1 a plethora of people that are that are hanging around the shore for an extra day or a weekend that they they typically don't see so it's um it's awesome to see, man. It's awesome to see.

Speaker 1 Highlights of the bartending, though, the OD is, I mean, it's one of my favorite places ever. How was that? Oh, as usual, it's chaos.

Speaker 1 It's a packed house. Everybody's trying to get items signed and drinks, and you're trying to figure out, you know, who are you actually taking money?

Speaker 1 I mean, people are just hanging money out of their hands at all times. You're trying to navigate, you know, who am I getting to? And there's no way you're going to get to everybody.

Speaker 1 The last time I was there, it got to the point where I was doing $100 chugoffs. Like, if you

Speaker 1 know $100, that's easy. That's a good one.
That's a good one. That's that's the one.
But that's also how you get shit faced. That is how you get shit-faced.

Speaker 1 The real way you get shit-faced, and I tell this to everybody who's coming for the first time, is shots. You can't do liquor.

Speaker 1 You got to stick to just beer because you can't chug.

Speaker 1 The stomach's only so big chugging beer, right? But if you start mixing in like

Speaker 1 little, you know, out shots, you're going to be, you're going to be under the table. Unless your name is Landon Diggerson.
That dude can drink. It's like an endless.

Speaker 1 It's unbelievable.

Speaker 1 It's unbelievable. Makes sense.
That's the key. You can do the chug offs, but just don't do liquor.
I'll do shots of beer.

Speaker 1 Like if somebody wants to do shots, I'll pour beer in a shot glass and I'll do that with them. But I ain't like doing whiskey, not for that event.
That's fair. That's how you get through.

Speaker 1 You got to set boundaries. Drinking boundaries are very important, ladies.

Speaker 1 You got to last.

Speaker 1 It's a four-hour event and it's like non-stop did you have the chug off with your uh your boyfriend the radio again this year or no no and we need to redo that i i owe i owe seltzer seltzer my bad sorry seltzer i forgot i forgot your name brother i and james actually used to work for the eagles he was like dude he was awesome i don't know such a good dude yeah and i don't know what is i think i forget what his like official title was but he was like the first

Speaker 1 one back when I first started in the league that like when teams first started hiring social media specific like content creators, that was what Jimmy was doing, and he was always asking questions and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 um,

Speaker 1 we got to get

Speaker 1 an actual pint chug off and not a liter of beer and surprise him like that because he was he was definitely unprepared for it. He was, we snuck it up on him, it was

Speaker 1 moving, Jason. One of the biggest, uh, one of the biggest, most viral moments of the weekend was this clip right here of you locking eyes with Kylie during your guys's favorite song

Speaker 1 or one of them. Which one?

Speaker 1 Which one? Oh, Scatman.

Speaker 1 Is that your official Scatman dance?

Speaker 1 No, that was a new

Speaker 1 way. It came out of you.
That was just like... It just was a natural moment.
It just felt like the right thing to do. And there's not a lot of space in that stage of flip cups.

Speaker 1 So it had to be limited to upper body movements and that's what felt right in the moment well everybody was saying you actually cheated on that first flip cup they said you guided the the cup oh i definitely cheated unless if you don't call me out on it i'm gonna fucking oh i'm cheating all again we've been over this i am taking advantage if you guys are not smart enough to watch my offhand i am going to assist there's no doubt and they so like the third person i think it might have been sid i'm trying to remember who was third in line might have been dallas i think dallas was really struggling that's That's what you're not going to see a Kelsey guy do.

Speaker 1 And I started struggling on that first one. And as soon as the other person flipped it, you know, the attention goes to the next person drinking.

Speaker 1 That's an easy, hey, whoops, that left hand stuck in there. Anybody see it? Nope.
Mail it.

Speaker 1 Please do not give away the Kelsey strategy. We cannot do it.

Speaker 1 That, my friend, is a flanker move. I've ever fucking heard of one.
Oh, no doubt. Oh, the tension's over there, boys.
Nobody's looking at me.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. Did you see how fast he's chucking that beer?

Speaker 1 By the way, Scatman, Scatman is a song. Before we move on, it was a song that did dad used to play that for us.
Why is that like such a song that rings into my head? Was it just popular in the 90s?

Speaker 1 I think it was early, yeah, late 90s, early 2000s. Yeah, I think it was just our childhood.
I forget. There was a movie that played it that had it in it, maybe.
I think

Speaker 1 we were just into it. Do you know what that song is about? Dude, it's about stuttering.

Speaker 1 So the guy who sings it, Scatman John, was a stutterer and he couldn't, like, he stuttered like an everyday talk.

Speaker 1 So he had to learn to pronounce words correctly and like use his mouth in a certain way that made him really good at scatting quickly.

Speaker 1 And then he decided to write a song because when he was scatting, people couldn't tell that he was stuttering.

Speaker 1 And then the whole song is like an uplifting song about like how like if the scat man can do it, so like the whole thing is about uplifting people to overcome trials and tribulations, which just made me like the song that much more.

Speaker 1 Besides the fact that it's a fucking banger. So, shout out to Scatman John.
No,

Speaker 1 Scatman. It's classic.

Speaker 1 I can't even do it.

Speaker 1 That's pretty good. Yeah.
Was it? Gosh, I want to feel like it was in like Night of the Roxbury or something. But that was a different song.
It's like Night of the Roxbury, like maybe the mask.

Speaker 1 Curly, what are you doing up there? Did you hear Scatman? Do you like Scatman? That's the real reason I've gotten back into Scatman. The kids love it.

Speaker 1 Baseball. It's in a movie.
You're right.

Speaker 1 I just, I like thinking about baseball. Moving on to beer bowl deuce.
As everyone probably saw this year, it was a nautical-themed beer bowl. Yeah.
You came in on the boat. Water was present.

Speaker 1 We were on the bay at the Seattle City Yacht Club. We had a boat entrance.

Speaker 1 For those of you that saw on social, that's why the giant

Speaker 1 golden baby was on the top of that boat where we introduced all the teams. I feel so bad for whoever had to get that fucking baby on top of that boat.
Dude, I don't know how they did it.

Speaker 1 I really don't. Was it you, Brandon? Was it Kayla? Did you make Kayla do that? That is definitely like a three-person job.
None of us. Okay, well.

Speaker 1 So the Carefree Boat Club somehow got it up there.

Speaker 1 Shout out to them. Shout out to them.
But no, it was electric. It was, it was, there was a lot happening, I'm not going to lie.

Speaker 1 And it was, and Kylie was helping, but it made me realize how important Travis Kelsey is to the show because he was sorely missed.

Speaker 1 And the ability to just bullshit when there was nothing to fucking talk about.

Speaker 1 There was like moments when the boats are going by. There's nothing happening.
There's no card. And I'm like, hey,

Speaker 1 you know, look at that horse costume. And like, because I'm on a dock by myself, I'm getting nothing from anybody.
I felt like the biggest Jamoke of all time just standing out there like all right

Speaker 1 guess i'll wait for the next boat well that's me that's what's what i bring to the table i could with the best of them

Speaker 1 so but it was uh it was a ton of fun and um it was an electric competition too and the and the finale the winner i mean dude it was so spectacular i love it so talk to me um i only saw what was on what was online so you got to walk me through what was like what was the best costume doped up horses is good costume

Speaker 1 The red hot red hot wieners. All right, so I had that right.
Tresslight, two hot dogs. I mean, all of them were good.
There were some great themes. There really were.

Speaker 1 The Tush Pushers had like their bare asses kind of out, which was

Speaker 1 some asses. Yeah.
Santa's Revenge. We had a Santa and his elf who ultimately ended up taking the contest.
Ooh, Fire and Ice got smoked, huh?

Speaker 1 Well, so Fire and Ice lost in stump the semifinals, which they were smooth sailing into the semis. I thought up until that game, it was going to be a repeat.

Speaker 1 I thought Fire and Ice was taking it again. I thought they looked like incredible form, and Jimmy McElroy and Chaz Michael Michaels were dominating.

Speaker 1 Classic. Once it got down to the stump, though, that's where that was the most.
What was stump? What game was different game? Oh, gee, the hammer.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like some people called it stump in college. Some people called it hammer schlogging.

Speaker 1 But usually when you're playing it that way, you throw the hammer up and however you catch it is how you have to hit the nail. We didn't want hammers going airborne.

Speaker 1 So we just had the hammer at a stump. You had to chug, go down to the stump, hammer.
And the first team to get a nail flush,

Speaker 1 every time you did that, you got one swing. The first team to get a nail flush won.
Fire and ice were going with the second matchup of that. And it wasn't even like they were doing bad.

Speaker 1 But they were kind of screwing up. You had to leave the hammer there, whatever.

Speaker 1 But before you knew it, the Stone Cold Savages, who was a second-place team, they had their nail pretty much in the stump. I'm like, what the fuck?

Speaker 1 These dudes have been nailing this thing literally every time.

Speaker 1 And then it's like almost immediately after they won, Stone Cold just freaking shows his arm to me, and he has a fucking hammer tattooed on his arm. This guy's been here for a while.

Speaker 1 Because the guy's like a general contractor to trade. I'm like, all right.
Don't. That makes sense.
I was like, how the fuck are these guys moving so quick? I looked at his partner.

Speaker 1 It's like, like, dude, he made quick work. I got us.
Let me go first. The Stone Cold Savages were also dominant.

Speaker 1 That was the, I honestly thought whoever won that matchup was going to win the whole thing because the Stone Cold Savages and Fire and Ice were the best two teams leading up into that.

Speaker 1 But Santa's revenge, I mean, all about the events, man. It was a Christmas miracle.
Christmas miracle there at the end. Gotta love a good Christmas.
Santa,

Speaker 1 Santa. housed that beer.
He nailed it. It was like milk and cookies.
I knew Santa could house a beer you could just you could see it on his face dude and he was jolly as

Speaker 1 played uh mariah carry's uh uh all i want from you

Speaker 1 that's good stuff her christmas song what um

Speaker 1 what was the best event stump was probably the best because that was the the most like we didn't know how it was gonna go like me and brandon looked at each other maybe halfway through.

Speaker 1 Kylie had to leave during stump because one of the returning teens, Birds of War, the guy threw up in his hand. And if you know anything about Kylie, she does not do vomit.
Was it squeamish?

Speaker 1 Was it called? Yeah. And I didn't even know what happened.
It was like something like, it wasn't like a project. Like, it was like a, apparently, he just did it real quick.

Speaker 1 I didn't even notice it, but Kylie did, and she was out E500. She was going to throw up in front of Kylie.
I'm done with this stupidity. I'm going to purposely yak in front of Kylie.

Speaker 1 The stumped game was the most

Speaker 1 action. It was fast.
There was action involved. And that was why it was the best, probably.
Although I'm always partial to beer ball, huge beer ball fan.

Speaker 1 I think stumped was probably the most electric event. Before we get to beer ball in the celebrity bracket, let's talk about Kai.
Obviously, she had to slide. She had to dip because she got a little,

Speaker 1 she saw something she didn't want to see. But how was she?

Speaker 1 Did she bring the juice? She was outstanding. She's Kai, right? She kills everything she does.
I did feel like

Speaker 1 it was the hard, it's real, you know, as well as I do, it's very hard to host a live event that's happening right in front of you because you're trying to like stay on topic, but you're also trying to be in the moment.

Speaker 1 Yeah. We did better once we got inside because I was able to tell her, like, hey, listen, okay, I'll just do the play-by-play, like announcing what's happening in front of me.

Speaker 1 And I was able to hand her kind of like the cards with some of the backstories of the teams on them so that she could kind of just go into that portion of it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you just had a better flow of things. Yeah.
But I will say, I thought our team did it.

Speaker 1 Brandon let her up to dry.

Speaker 1 they did not do a good job of compiling data on those cards i was a little bit upset but yeah it was all right it's fine god damn it brandon she did great she's kind how dare you fucking make kylie feel uncomfortable well no the only person that felt uncomfortable was me kylie handled it like a pro

Speaker 1 I was the one who was like guys I can't operate without these cards you know I need these cards

Speaker 1 you're such a fucking pre-Madonna all right let's get to the celebrity bracket shout out to Kai for stepping in love you Kai I'll never put you in that situation ever again.

Speaker 1 All right. Celebrity bracket featuring Todd Harrimans.
Haven't seen Todd in a while. Connor Barwin, Ross Tucker, Carl Nassib, Bo Allen, Sidney Brown made an appearance.
And

Speaker 1 Maniac Malloy.

Speaker 1 That's right. And the Waze CEO, Brian Verne, Cleveland's finest.
That's right. Our boss was a full-on competitor in the world.
Dude, I respect it. You got to get in.

Speaker 1 I was like, man, I hope Brian doesn't lose. I don't know if I can actually say that Brian lost.
I don't know what happened.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 who ended up taking it?

Speaker 1 It fell apart.

Speaker 1 It really started to fall apart with Carl just leaving.

Speaker 1 With shout out to Carl for showing up. He showed up Wednesday.
He showed up Thursday. I'm very appreciative of Carl showing up.
But Carl left about halfway through.

Speaker 1 He said he had a

Speaker 1 Bo told me he had a date. And I'm like, all right.
Okay, well, fine, I guess just fucking do whatever you want.

Speaker 1 So then we didn't have like enough people to play with, so I had to join Bo's team. Oh, yeah, and then Todd had to leave.
So it kind of just all fell apart.

Speaker 1 And then we did a baby bottle chug to end it, which was the worst fucking thing. Why would you guys? I was like chucking champagne.
It just doesn't work.

Speaker 1 We were trying to figure out another event to add, and it was going to be the winners of the celebrity bracket were going to go off against the winners of the amateur bracket.

Speaker 1 And whoever finished the baby bottle was going to get another prize. But it kind of was all over after Santa and then won $50,000.
Nobody gave a fuck. And then us four just chugged a baby bottle.

Speaker 1 And like when you're sipping like

Speaker 1 beer through a nipple, it just turns to all foam. Of course it does.
It was so disgusting.

Speaker 1 It was so gross. It makes no sense to do that.
You guys are ridiculous. It was really stupid.
All right. Well,

Speaker 1 you playing, you and Bo playing, who is that? Todd and Maniac Malloy? Yep.

Speaker 1 You guys playing Beerball against each other. Looked like it was absolute chaos.

Speaker 1 No, it was not chaos at all. It was over lickety split made quick.
You know that this is my best game, Trev. It is.
I am the Wayne Gretzky. Or the Michael Jordan.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't know that I've, I mean, I might have been beaten before. I've never seen it.
Yeah. I mean, it's just a game that I've got all the strategy down.

Speaker 1 I know how to operate it. And I mean, it just happens so fast before you even have a chance to react.

Speaker 1 I don't know why this is the picture that they put on the fucking rundown, but it's because Bo is showing off.

Speaker 1 He's definitely, he knows that camera's behind him. And he's just like purposely.

Speaker 1 He's peacocking right now.

Speaker 1 He is.

Speaker 1 He is showing that thing off.

Speaker 1 He has the tightest shorts imaginable already on top of that. I mean,

Speaker 1 that's what he wears. He's a tight short guy.

Speaker 1 He actually bought this outfit. Kylie, him and Ryan were at a store.

Speaker 1 Well, I was at home with the kids, and they went to this store, and he put this on, and everyone told him it was too small. And he said, no, what are you guys talking about? This fits great.

Speaker 1 He knows what he's doing. He's showing off that physique.

Speaker 1 That's a lot of squats that have earned that right. Well, Ross Tucker did bleed all over the table during beer ball.
Ross deserves an award for like highest energy of all the

Speaker 1 right after flip cup, he was bringing it. It was.
Oh, well, he's always going to bring the juice now. Ross was a wonderful addition to both Wednesday and Thursday this year.
Tons of energy

Speaker 1 really made the event fun throughout. And yeah,

Speaker 1 he was dominating as well.

Speaker 1 His thumb bled because he knew the strategy because he played with Connor of Beer Ball, which I'll give you.

Speaker 1 This is if you're ever playing beer ball, you know that you can't open the can until your partner hits the beer.

Speaker 1 The problem with drinking out of a can is that you're limited with how fast the beer comes out. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So the strategy, if you've ever played the game and you know what you're doing, is to peel the hole down with your thumb. It's all about airflow.

Speaker 1 The problem is when you don't know how to do that at like an angle, like if you're an experienced guy, you know that you can open it.

Speaker 1 Yes. If you don't roll it and you go straight down, you're going to cut your thumb almost every time.
And that's exactly what you're yeah. We've all been there.
We've all been there.

Speaker 1 Well, shout out to Ross for bringing the juice and

Speaker 1 walking off with the gas. Fuck it.
You just drew guy who was giving it us all. Nice.
Are we doing it again next year? I mean, yeah, why not? If people want to, I will say this.

Speaker 1 We were doing another event on the back of the dock that involved the water where teams, the alternate, so every year we invite alternate teams, mainly in case teams that are supposed to be there for the event don't make it there on the day of, we still have 16 teams.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So this year, as a change-up, after there was a play-in game for the last spot, those teams participated in another event that was happening on the dock where they were, there was garage beer out on a boat, and they had to use a raft, paddle out to the boat, get the cans of beer, and they were allowed to get, I think, six cans of beer per trip.

Speaker 1 And then on the dock, they had to drink them.

Speaker 1 They could recruit help from people, but somebody had to consume the beer.

Speaker 1 And then whoever built the biggest tower of empty beer cans within an allotted amount of time won that competition that was happening.

Speaker 1 I was not able to witness it, but everybody that was watching that said it was a ton of fun to witness. That sounds like a fun gig.

Speaker 1 So I think if we do it again next year, I would like to see more incorporation of the bay and the water. They do like grease pole competitions over water.
They do, I think that's how we do it big.

Speaker 1 We, you can't, we have lifeguards. It's all safe, right?

Speaker 1 But I think that now that we're doing it at the Seattle City Yacht Club, I just feel like it's a waste not to utilize that water out there. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Maybe a blob, have a competition for who can get launched the highest, put like a wall so like you can see. I've always

Speaker 1 wanted to put like a 20-foot wall behind it, and then you can just like see whoever gets the highest. What's this? The X games

Speaker 1 is it highest or whoever can do the coolest flips and stuff in the air? I like highest. I want to see like

Speaker 1 Jordan Milana launch Jake Elliott as high as possible. Dude, I know it's water, but if you hit the water wrong, you could break something or fuck some shit up.
You won't break anything.

Speaker 1 What you will do is, and I've done this because in high school, I was trying to show off and do as many flips as possible off a diving board. You can't perforate an eardrum.

Speaker 1 If you land sideways on your head,

Speaker 1 it will knock your eardrum loose.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 we'll figure it out. Well, we will be dropping the full Beer Bowl recap video next week, ladies and gentlemen.
That's right, 92%ers.

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Speaker 1 All right, Trav.

Speaker 1 We got to talk about it. Let's do it.

Speaker 1 We talked a little bit about the London trip last week,

Speaker 1 but for those of you that don't know, we were commenting really from night one because we did the show right before night two. But on night three, something magical happened.
And I think everybody

Speaker 1 that is following your life would like to hear your viewpoint on and your commentary of

Speaker 1 somehow, somehow, you made your way onto

Speaker 1 the era stage.

Speaker 1 I did. I did.
It's very unlike me. I'm not big.
I don't love going on stages. Yeah, not a big,

Speaker 1 very shy, not very

Speaker 1 big into being in front of crowds. I didn't feel at home.

Speaker 1 What can you tell us?

Speaker 1 First of all, how did this even

Speaker 1 whose idea was this? Well, I initially

Speaker 1 mentioned it to Tay. I was like, how funny would it be if I just rolled out on one of the bikes during the 1989?

Speaker 1 She started laughing. She was like,

Speaker 1 would you seriously be up for like doing something like that? And I was just like, are you what?

Speaker 1 Yeah. I would love to do that.
Are you kidding me? I've seen the show enough. Might as well put me to work here.

Speaker 1 And sure enough, she found the

Speaker 1 perfect part of the show for me to come in. There was no like bike in case I like ran into somebody else or like hit one of the dancers or anything.
It was like the safest option. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And sure enough, Cam and Jan,

Speaker 1 a part of the torture poets

Speaker 1 era of the show, are trying to bring Tay back to life, right? Trying to bring her back to life, get her ready to perform the rest of the show, so to speak.

Speaker 1 So knowing that she can do it with a broken heart, right? Which, by the way, I think that's turned into my favorite song. Even before this happened, that's a great tune.
Dude, I'm so depressed.

Speaker 1 I act like it's my birthday. Every day.
Nice. I think everybody can assimilate with like you're fucking in a shitty mood, but you just.
You got to do it. You got to get up there and fuck.

Speaker 1 Hey, you got shit to do. Yeah.
I love it. Anyways, true show, man.
And it's such a fun, like, playful part of the show.

Speaker 1 And it was like the perfect area or perfect time for me to go up there and just be a ham and

Speaker 1 have some fun, not only with her, Cam and Jan, but the crowd and like really like try and get everybody excited for the rest of the show. It was awesome.
It worked. You guys killed it.

Speaker 1 It was an absolute blast. It was so fun to watch.
And I had never, I had never like.

Speaker 1 Like I always wanted to pull out this move, but I never knew like when I should pull it out, like an area where it made sense.

Speaker 1 And it was the dumb and dumber, Jim Carrey, like him, like doing cap dances. Oh,

Speaker 1 yes. That's one of my favorite moves of all time.
It's a great move. And then just

Speaker 1 made sure

Speaker 1 I played with Tay and got her makeup right. It was just, it was a blast, man.
I had so much fun.

Speaker 1 It was an honor being on stage, obviously with Taylor, but even Cam and Jan, knowing that me and Cam's brother, Colin Saunders, we played together and Casey won two Super Bowls together.

Speaker 1 I finally get a chance to play against my brother. Yeah, you already know, man.
I get the chance to play against him this year. He's down there in New Orleans playing for the Saints.

Speaker 1 Just one of my all-time favorite teammates. So to be able to rock the field with him and now rock the stage with his brother, you already know.
As a brother, I try and like be,

Speaker 1 you know, supportive of all the good brothers out there. And the Saunders are the best.
So good brothers for life, baby. But yeah, it was an absolute blast.
Yeah, shout out to Colin.

Speaker 1 I used to hate blocking him because I always hate blocking guys that are shorter than me and smarter.

Speaker 1 Like, it's the most annoying because I can't use any of my tricks and I can't get leverage on them. And it's just a frustrating matchup for me.
He's tricky, yeah.

Speaker 1 So I always did not like blocking Colin. Serbanki.
But the thing I enjoyed watching the most was just the joy. that everybody was having on the stage.
Like you, Cam. I mean, Cam's always having fun.

Speaker 1 He's always got a smile on his face. I mean, even just this picture on the left of you looking at Tay and just a smile from ear to ear at, like, I don't know, man.

Speaker 1 It was just, it was, it was so fun to watch. I wish I could have been there

Speaker 1 for that, but it was, it was so, so, so cool

Speaker 1 to watch it happen. Uh, did you ever think in a million years you'd be a backup dancer? Dude, I've always been a fan of

Speaker 1 dancers. We're going to get to that in a second.
I'm a big fan of backup dancers being around because they keep things alive

Speaker 1 you know what i mean like

Speaker 1 team yeah i'm a team guy too i'm a team guy you're an energy guy energy guy

Speaker 1 you know what i mean i like to i'm i'm in here i'm in it for the

Speaker 1 everybody to have a good time here and um it was just it's so cool i mean i've seen the show so many times at this point that like i'll find myself in the crowd just like doing like the choreography to some of this

Speaker 1 you know

Speaker 1 yeah

Speaker 1 and it's funny are. You already know.
It's fun to fun to play along. So, for them to be up for it and not only that, help me and make me

Speaker 1 look like a pro, I guess.

Speaker 1 It was awesome. Dude, you killed it.

Speaker 1 I mean, obviously. I will say this.
You got a lot of help.

Speaker 1 You were brought in with three professionals, okay? And you can do no wrong when Taylor's on stage because she's that. You can do

Speaker 1 it. Yes, you can do some wrong.
You can mess up a show. Oh, listen.

Speaker 1 The one thing I told myself is: do not drop the baby. Do not drop this.

Speaker 1 Do not drop Taylor on your way over this damn couch. The golden rule was do not drop Taylor.
Get her to the couch.

Speaker 1 No fun to the baby. Hold on to the baby.
Coz B enemy always used to say that ball has our dreams, goals, and aspirations. You do not drop that ball.

Speaker 1 Shout out to EB over there, UCLA know me. Well, your moves between the old-timing shuffles.
This dude, look at this heel click. You are, I don't know how, but your body is at a 45-degree angle.

Speaker 1 That's some athleticism right there. And you landed this, yes, of course.
Like, anybody else, you take a picture of this halfway through a jump, they aren't landing that. That's that takes some skill.

Speaker 1 About time, my heel click paid off. I've been doing that since I was like a toddler.
That's right, that's right. Did they cheer louder for this moment or like you scoring a touchdown in Arrowhead?

Speaker 1 Are you kidding me? Like, what is the more like

Speaker 1 rambunctious crowd in that moment? I would say that the touchdown cheers last a little longer. That makes sense.
This is more like after the surprise.

Speaker 1 When everyone found out that it was me, because it took a second for everybody to figure it out. And then they kind of put the camera on me, Kim, and Jan, like.

Speaker 1 the three of us coming coming up the up the stage or on top of the stage. And that moment was pretty like jarring.
I was just like, oh, shit.

Speaker 1 And you don't realize how big that damn stage is.

Speaker 1 I mean, dude, it goes all the way out. It goes from like the end zone to the

Speaker 1 as big as a football stadium. Like in terms of length.
And then on top of that, it's like, I mean, it's almost like numbers to numbers. Like, it is.
It's way bigger than I could have ever imagined.

Speaker 1 So being on the stage, I was just like, man, I feel tiny up here.

Speaker 1 Like, I was just like, oh, shit.

Speaker 1 But no, it was awesome, and I didn't disappoint Taylor. So that's all that really matters.
Yeah, didn't mess the show today. So, Travis Dude, mission account.
Do not fuck this up, Travis.

Speaker 1 That was my number one goal. Do not fuck this up.
Do not drop Taylor. Do not fuck this up.

Speaker 1 You brought up background dancers and how much they add to the energy and excitement.

Speaker 1 So the New Heights team did us a solid and brought out this old tweet from Travis Kelsey, which we know that Travis has some horrendous

Speaker 1 gold in his tweet locker. I just want to have permanent background dancers to my life.

Speaker 1 They make singers look so cool. And you got to officially be a part of it.

Speaker 1 Do you still want background dancers in your life?

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 2014, yeah, that was like, that was my rookie year. So, yeah.
I get flashbacks to the Family Guy episode where he just has a band following him around all day. Yeah, that was a good one.

Speaker 1 That was a good episode. I'm down for all that.
Maybe not every day, but maybe certain situations. Like if I score a touchdown, get some back.

Speaker 1 I feel like somebody did this or they like they like hired a like a New Orleans street band to just follow them around for a day. I feel like somebody else.

Speaker 1 This isn't, yeah, somebody, this is this has been thought about before for sure. It's electric.
You can't, you can't, well, can't deny it, man. There were other tweets.

Speaker 1 This actually happened from the night before. This is the last night I was in town, night two.

Speaker 1 Hugh Grant tweeted, Dear Taylor Swift, you have an incredible show, an amazing and very hospitable team, an excellent, if gigantic, boyfriend.

Speaker 1 uh hashtag in parentheses tequila shots thanks so much for one aging from one aging london boy wife and thrilled eight-year-old yeah it was pretty crazy seeing hugh grant just walking around this chat that i was that was the set that was the second night and you were there that night i mean it wasn't just hugh it was tom cruise it was ashley kutcher and uh mila uh oh i don't yep um and then uh

Speaker 1 Liam Hensworth. Yeah, Liam was in that thing.
Dude, it's so cool. The Aussies are so much fun to be around, aren't they? They are.
They know how to party. That's for damn sure.

Speaker 1 I've been fortunate to meet him and his brother this offseason, and both of them just don't disappoint. They just seem like the coolest guys.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they were, and everybody was having fun in that tent. Let me tell you.
Everybody. Part of it, too, is like

Speaker 1 Hugh

Speaker 1 had his eight-year-old there. Like the kids that are in there, mixed with the grown adults that are acting like kids, it just leads to this energy

Speaker 1 that's so infectious. Like, you can't help.
It really comes down to just the magic of the show in general and the energy. It was unbelievable.

Speaker 1 And the kids that were in there were like, they knew every single word to every single song. Yeah.
And so do you. Like, that's, it's just like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 I think these are my first two concerts I've ever gone to.

Speaker 1 And you realize so quickly that you know every single word to these songs. Everyone in the stadium knows every single word to these songs.

Speaker 1 And you get just in this trance of like energy that Taylor and the entire performance is exuding.

Speaker 1 But then everything this music is exuding, everything the fan, it's just a, it really just takes you by storm. And the, and the breath of like young to old mixed in, it's so unlike most.

Speaker 1 Like there aren't that many concerts where like adults and an eight-year-old can go to, and they're both going to enjoy this music. Yeah.
It just doesn't happen.

Speaker 1 Like usually that's something that you don't see.

Speaker 1 And that's one of the things that was so enjoyable was just like the pure joy that like everyone, doesn't matter who you are, what stage of life you're in, anything, like everybody's having a fucking blast of this thing.

Speaker 1 And that's what was so special. And we can't forget Greta Gerwig was in there having some fun with us.

Speaker 1 Oh, yes. She had, I'm not sure who the little one was in front of her.

Speaker 1 I didn't, I didn't ask whose kid was whose, but I'll tell you what, the little girl in front of Greta was having having the time of her life.

Speaker 1 And that only made me like want to have the time of my life with her. So I just started singing with her and everything.
It's just so, it's a blast, man.

Speaker 1 Between the all 22 hat, the kids that are in the tent, the kids that are in the stands, the adults that are just like, there's like something where it's like this like youthful enthusiasm that everybody has.

Speaker 1 And people captured it on cameras. Oh, yeah.
Like it's just that was definitely one of the things. So like the best way to describe it is electric.
It is, it just takes you completely by storm.

Speaker 1 Electric. I mean, dude, you just took a photo with Julia Roberts.

Speaker 1 I wish I would have gotten

Speaker 1 Julia. You're wearing

Speaker 1 the Irish national team successfully right now, right? It might be rugby. I'm not sure if it's soccer or if it's Gaelic football.
Have you seen Gaelic football played? No, I haven't. Not to

Speaker 1 go on a tangent, but in Havertown, there's like a bunch of Irish inhabitants and they have like a Gaelic football club that competes over in Ireland. And I've watched it.

Speaker 1 It's an electric sport to watch. It's kind of like soccer and football mixed together.
It's weird. Damn, I got to check it out.
Yeah. I met Julia Roberts in Ireland, in Dublin, Ireland.
Are you?

Speaker 1 That was pretty cool. She was still surprised.
Her and Stevie Nix were in there having some fun.

Speaker 1 Dude, I'll tell you what. Gosh,

Speaker 1 Stevie Nicks. You might be the only one in the family that hasn't met her yet.
Mom got to meet her down in Florida. I know.
Mom met her backstage.

Speaker 1 And she is, I mean, every bit is what everyone makes her her out to be she's just so so awesome

Speaker 1 just so awesome gosh and just love to see her support and just meet her you know just some of these people you just you meet and you're just like

Speaker 1 i don't i don't know what i'm doing here you are how did i get into this you are

Speaker 1 unbelievable your talent is unbelievable how you present yourself is unbelievable and i am just a jam oak supporting his girlfriend and it's just so much fun man it looks incredible i'm glad you're enjoying it how's how's ireland been not in ireland but i was there i was there got to go to a pub have some guinness um did you go to the guinness factory no i did not

Speaker 1 dude you

Speaker 1 not a big tourist guy not a big tourist guy it's i just like i like to

Speaker 1 wander i don't like to get walked through i agree there's some but there's some touristy things that are there for a reason the guinness factory they do a good job the whole story of that brewery and like how it happens i know it's a a touristy thing but it's they do it right either way though um the that is we went to ireland after your london game uh against detroit me mom dad and then kylie and her family because they're all irish and the best part about ireland is just going to like random hole-in-the-wall pubs that like all the locals go to in my opinion yeah you just get to go and interact with all them and play some so you went to a random snooker random spot oh no way yeah I think it's called snooker.

Speaker 1 I don't know what you call it. It's pool, but it's version of pool.
Oh, yeah, that's snooker. It's a bigger table, and uh, it's like red,

Speaker 1 mostly red balls, yellow balls, or something like that. The colored balls are worth more points, but you can't make those until after you make a red ball.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and then if you make them, a colored ball goes back in the same spot until all the red balls, I don't know, whatever. There's a whole like point system, and it was fun, leave it at that.

Speaker 1 It was an absolute blast.

Speaker 1 Got to hang out at a pub, got to have some Guinness on draft over there, basically, just beer, milkshakes, delicious. Dude, it's so good.

Speaker 1 And then I had my new favorite dessert shot, which is a baby Guinness. You ever had a baby Guinness?

Speaker 1 I call it a dessert shot because it was literally, I think it's Bailey's Guinness and like

Speaker 1 maybe a whiskey shot in there, like a little bit of whiskey in there. And all three of them car bomb.

Speaker 1 But it's like in a shot form. It's like a little guy.
It's like a little shooter. And you just,

Speaker 1 that's delicious. Ireland was fun.
It was the good time. I'll tell you what.
Once you get off the plane, though, they have the thickest fucking accents that I've ever heard in my life.

Speaker 1 They do, especially if you catch one of these guys that, like,

Speaker 1 I think it's Brogue, is it maybe? Where it's just like, dude. Is that English? Fuck.

Speaker 1 That's another segment we should do is talking to other people that are supposedly speaking English and realizing that you don't know anything. It's like, dude, what the fuck are you saying, buddy?

Speaker 1 That's like going down to Louisiana and talking to somebody in the fucking boot from like the fucking trenches.

Speaker 1 You just, you just, you're just like, i'm sorry what did you just say exactly yeah it's like oh it's like one of the coaches off a water boy what is that yeah

Speaker 1 dicky leodo yes it's exactly what it's like dicky leado i uh took a study of language class at cincinnati and they said that the reason that happens is because everybody the teacher told me that everybody teaches themselves language at a young age.

Speaker 1 The teacher told me. It's one of the things that evolves because people teach teach themselves what words mean and there's interpretations.

Speaker 1 So, like, over time, there's like that's what slang happens and then slang becomes normal words. And then, like, within certain cultures, there's like a higher dialect and a lower dialect.

Speaker 1 And, like, you can, and he gave examples of like, you know, like in New York, people that don't pronounce their R's.

Speaker 1 He went on to say that when if you take two people, two groups of people that are in the same spot of the world and they speak the same language and the same dialect.

Speaker 1 Within, if you separate them, within 100 years,

Speaker 1 you will have a language that sounds noticeably different. There will be two different dialects

Speaker 1 just in that short amount of time. Easily.
In a thousand years

Speaker 1 from separating, you have two completely different languages that are like undetectable from one another.

Speaker 1 I just always find that fascinating.

Speaker 1 I think I needed a teacher to language evolved.

Speaker 1 I will be

Speaker 1 very curious. I will be curious.

Speaker 1 I could have fucking drew those dots and told you that.

Speaker 1 I am curious on what the original language was, though. Is it like Spanish, English? I could be wrong, but doesn't all English come from Latin? There you go.
Yeah, not that.

Speaker 1 All Romantic languages, I believe, are traced back to Latin.

Speaker 1 I hope I'm right on that.

Speaker 1 Sounds right. And that's why Romantic languages are at least the most similar for us as English speakers because

Speaker 1 all of that influence really goes back to like one root language. Nice.
Once you start getting into like Asian languages and like Mandarin and all that stuff, I have no fucking idea.

Speaker 1 Like that is like a whole nother world.

Speaker 1 Which is why people get tattoos that they don't know what they say.

Speaker 1 Way to bring it full circle. Well, that does it for getting out of the house.
Shout out to

Speaker 1 Tay for letting me jump on stage with her. Who knows? Might not be the last time.
You guys will have to keep showing up to

Speaker 1 the heirs tour

Speaker 1 to see

Speaker 1 to see if I pop out of the stage or whatnot. What is he going to do next? What could I do next?

Speaker 1 What is Taylor willing to trust?

Speaker 1 Yeah, she's... I told her, I was like, yeah, no, this is how it works.
Once I get comfortable, I just stop listening to what everyone says and I start doing my own thing.

Speaker 1 So she's got a really like autopilot. She's got a really wet.
I'm talking about it all the time.

Speaker 1 Andy's knowing this for a long time.

Speaker 1 He's got to let the big guy go. He's got great instincts.

Speaker 1 Let's keep this thing moving and no dumb questions. All righty, no dumb questions.
All right now. Let's get to some no-dumb questions because there's no such thing as dumb questions, just dumb people.

Speaker 1 Let's uh get to our first one off of uh X Rachel. Uh hold on to Swift.
I can relate to that. What's your favorite 4th of July memory?

Speaker 1 And also, is a hot dog a sandwich? I think we talked about this last year. Hot dogs, not a sandwich.
Hot dog's a hot dog. I don't.

Speaker 1 We don't even have to get into it. I just don't.
Why do we have to? Why do we even have to talk about whether it's a sandwich or not? Everyone knows what a sandwich is.

Speaker 1 You look at in your head what a sandwich is. We don't need to create like a definition.
A hot dog's a hot dog. A burger is a burger.
A sandwich is a sandwich.

Speaker 1 When you think of a sandwich, you fucking have a thing in your head. It's not a wrap.
It's not like, it has nothing to do with like this, this, this. No, it's a fucking sandwich.
You know what it is.

Speaker 1 Stop trying to play this word karate to determine what is and what isn't a sandwich. A taco is a taco.
A hot dog is a hot dog.

Speaker 1 We don't need to get into this sandwich fluidity of bread and bun and wrap and taco and shell. And no, a sandwich is a sandwich.
You know what a fucking sandwich is.

Speaker 1 Everybody knows what a sandwich is. Hot dog is a hot dog.
Back to the original question.

Speaker 1 Favorite 4th of July memory. I don't know, drinking beer and eating hot dogs.
Lighting fireworks.

Speaker 1 We never did. We could talk about this.
We never really, we were not a fireworks household. Oh, I'm a fireworks man now.
I fucking love fireworks, dude. Growing up,

Speaker 1 Ed and Donna. No,

Speaker 1 that was a hard time. It was a hell of a

Speaker 1 hard time. Yeah.
Well, I think dad and Aunt Judy knew someone at a young age that blew off their hand or something like that. That'll turn you off a firework.

Speaker 1 And especially kids around fireworks, obviously the sparklers are cool, but you don't need to be handing anybody. Like even the little smoke bombs are like a little too much.
I'm not going to lie.

Speaker 1 I do not like lighting any of those things anywhere in my vicinity. I am out on the fireworks.
Love watching them. Like our neighbor has like a great fireworks display.

Speaker 1 I'm going to their house for sure to watch the fireworks, but I am not going anywhere near them, motherfuckers. Nice.
I hear you.

Speaker 1 you i'm terrified of them well i will say this i am uh i'm a huge fan of them um if you're looking for fireworks in the states

Speaker 1 shameless plug shameless plug here my

Speaker 1 one of my favorite families in the world the zoldens um they have a fireworks company everybody go make sure you hit up phantom fireworks they're all over the states they're the number one firework distributor in the country I would say.

Speaker 1 I'm going to say in the world just because I love them the most.

Speaker 1 But a great family. and they got great stuff if you walk in there.
So shout out to the Zeldens and shout out to Phantom Fireworks. But moving on to my favorite Fourth of July memory.

Speaker 1 I can't really say I have a like just like a great one just implemented in my head.

Speaker 1 I will say that, and you were, we were talking about this earlier about this story that you might tell here, but it's

Speaker 1 going down to Lake Lanier with the

Speaker 1 Halls Halls and the Air Force guys.

Speaker 1 Kelly, Nile Stafford, all the Air Force guys that was uh that was family yeah that was something i remember forever for sure there is something around being around servicemen around fourth of july that just makes it like that much more meaningful it really hits you more i feel like yeah it's hard to come up with a great memory of like fourth of july because it's really just being around the people it's all it always comes down to like family friends it's the one day that we all get to celebrate that we're kind of in we're in this country together yeah like thanksgiving is more family family-oriented.

Speaker 1 Fourth of July is like, no, this is this is like, hey, we're America, Bubba.

Speaker 1 And this is the big day that we became America. So we're going to celebrate the one thing that we all have in common, which is that we are Americans.
And

Speaker 1 it always comes the memories that you share are the ones that come down to you being with your fellow Americans and celebrating that we're all from the same country and that we get the freedoms to enjoy all of these wonderful things about this world that we do.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 it's a special day to think back to the people that have fought, including the people, especially in the Revolutionary War that led to July 4th. But all of the

Speaker 1 men and women that have fought for this country, all of the men and women that have... Protect this country today, yeah.
Yeah, not just protect it, but like the Industrial Revolution, like

Speaker 1 Rosie the Riveter, like they're like, This country has become what it is because of all of its fine inhabitants

Speaker 1 that make it special and it's a day to really just like think about that and is it perfect no we're not nobody's perfect like i would say there's a lot of really uh you know terrible things in its past but god damn i'm i i i'm really happy of of of the the people that are in this country of the friends and and

Speaker 1 and family members and ones that I get to share this nation with. So it's just,

Speaker 1 it's a wonderful day, and that's what it comes down to.

Speaker 1 As well as barbecuing and beer and water, if you're around it, maybe. There you go.
Couldn't said it any better, brother. So to everybody looking to have fun on the Fourth of July, have fun.

Speaker 1 But be smart. There's stuff, there's so much stupid shit that happens every year with fireworks, with water.

Speaker 1 Just be smart.

Speaker 1 Have fun. Enjoy being an American with fellow Americans or with other people, whoever wants to celebrate it, and just think.
Just be a smart person. All right.
Well, there you go.

Speaker 1 That's it for no dumb questions.

Speaker 1 Nice. All righty.
It's time to raise a glass. That's right.

Speaker 1 Finally, we've mentioned a few weeks ago that we are partnering with Crown Royal to shine a light on some of the most generous 92 percenters because Crown Royal believes that when you live generously, life will treat you royally.

Speaker 1 Hey!

Speaker 1 Thank you to everyone who submitted. We got to read so many great stories about all the incredible 92 percenters out there.

Speaker 1 But it's time to raise a glass to this week's final Royal 92%er, and that's Brady Collier.

Speaker 1 He was submitted by Hillary Collier, which, if I'm a deductive reasoning, I would say that's a sister or wife.

Speaker 1 She writes, Brady is an active duty military and has served in the Air Force for 13 years. Fuck yeah, Brady.

Speaker 1 He has made multiple tours in Afghanistan where he has been awarded five air medals and has flown more than 100 combat missions.

Speaker 1 He helped relocate Afghan refugees to various places in the United States. Brady flew on the longest ever C-130J flight of 34 hours.

Speaker 1 I didn't know how to fly that long, taking the Air Force to New Heights. Yeah, he did.
34 hours? I guess they refuel mid-flight. That's what, like, they have that plane that comes in.

Speaker 1 There's no way that's one tank, right? It can't be. It's not possible.
Not possible.

Speaker 1 He enjoys making sure that young airmen who may not be able to make it home for the holidays have a true home-cooked meal and don't spend their holidays alone. In addition to that, that's right.

Speaker 1 That is awesome stuff. That's fucking incredible.
In addition to that,

Speaker 1 he has participated in the Arkansas Run for the Fallen, which honors fallen military service members. He's an active current Kansas City Chiefs red coater,

Speaker 1 where he volunteers his time with many organizations and activities in the Kansas City area. What's a Kansas City red coater? Before I continue, they're the ones they greet you at the stadium.

Speaker 1 They're basically the,

Speaker 1 they help out, get everybody like situated with tickets. And like, oh, no.
Yeah, they're the best. They're just like, they're,

Speaker 1 they're the people that just show up. They're a warm welcome for everyone.
Gotcha. And gotcha.
Yeah, just the absolute best people, too. This doesn't surprise me that Brady is a red coder.

Speaker 1 He also is a board member of the nonprofit Oath Fund.

Speaker 1 He helps raise money and organize events so that Oath can give grants to families who are adopting children from around the world who otherwise may not be able to afford to bring their adoptive children home.

Speaker 1 That's awesome. God damn, can this guy get any better? It's like every time I read something, he just keeps getting better.

Speaker 1 He has helped organize their 5Ks, which raised over $15,000 for families this year alone.

Speaker 1 On top of all this, he is a great father to our four kids and actively involved in the sports that they play: hockey, baseball, and gymnastics. Nice.
Got some hockey, guys.

Speaker 1 God damn, this is a great family. Brady,

Speaker 1 where's my glass? I'm doing it. Screw it.
Screw what? What do you mean?

Speaker 1 I haven't actually raised a glass, but God damn it. 4th of July is coming up.

Speaker 1 Brady.

Speaker 1 I'll raise an accelerator. I don't have any alcohol.
Salute, brother. Thank you for everything you do, man.
And thank you for

Speaker 1 taking everyone else's lives to new heights. I just got motivated just watching that, man.
That's what it's about, folks.

Speaker 1 All righty, let's finally wrap this episode up with a little new height show and tell.

Speaker 1 Jason,

Speaker 1 i heard you uh you got something in the mail brother i did and uh i'm about to open it right now for the first time um

Speaker 1 very excited to see this you have any idea what this is

Speaker 1 i know it was sent to wave and it was sent to new heights okay

Speaker 1 but uh

Speaker 1 no i have no idea check this out all right holy shit

Speaker 1 they just sent everything Why would you do this? What'd they send? All right. That's just all of it.
Fan mail,

Speaker 1 Jason and Kylie Kelsey. There's a billion wedding invites that say grand announcements.
Love that. It's wedding season.
Oh, this is nice. Oh, my God.
It's a knitted blanket. That is nice.

Speaker 1 That's very nice. It is to Travis.

Speaker 1 Am I even allowed to open your mail? That's a fucking felony, isn't it? Yeah. Should I open it? Do I have your permission? No.
Okay. Well, I guess we won't do that.

Speaker 1 Oh, look at this.

Speaker 1 Little Chippendale.

Speaker 1 Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 1 Classic. We thought a Chippendales and Cleveland Heights crossover was necessary.
Hope the sizes are correct. Go, Birds.
Have a Gooan. Have a Gooan.

Speaker 1 Have a Goon. Hey, have a Goon.
This is, you find out more stuff like this at haveaguan.com.

Speaker 1 That's, I mean, that's a

Speaker 1 dope name. I like that one.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like that what else we got in here north pole

Speaker 1 this one's from santa maybe

Speaker 1 oh

Speaker 1 it's a stocking that's pretty damn cool that's awesome that's pretty cool mama kelcey mama nice mom got some fan mail this this is a donna kelcey stocking love it we are lily in stitch knits a canadian small business where my mama and i custom design and hand knit the most incredible christmas stockings eagles collab jersey and Kansas City Collab Jersey with Mama Kelsey.

Speaker 1 We got inspired to do a Lillian Stitch stocking of her own. All right, there we go.
Mama Kelsey has officially

Speaker 1 stitched.

Speaker 1 There we go.

Speaker 1 I can't wait to put gifts in this this Christmas.

Speaker 1 This is cool. All righty.

Speaker 1 Dude,

Speaker 1 there's some good ones in here. Hey, Jason and Travis.
This one is for Kylie. All right, I guess I can put that aside.

Speaker 1 Kylie, you're such an amazing example of a strong and authentic mom, community leader, advocate, and so much more. You are so right.
True.

Speaker 1 I'm always down. Seriously, how do you do it all? I know you're busy.
There's a box for women like you. Photos are reminders of our life's most precious moments.

Speaker 1 So it's important to have them printed rather than getting lost in digital cleather. Actually, really have wanted to start having like physical copies of photographs.

Speaker 1 It's very nice.

Speaker 1 Nice. You can start a photo album.
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 I always loved going to the photo books or the photo albums that were in the dining room. Right? And just rifle through them.
Yeah. Rubber duckies.
What does this say? Jason and Travis.

Speaker 1 Hello from a Swifty turned 92%. Congrats on the Super Bowl and retirement.
My family and I have loved learning about football and watching you guys on the field.

Speaker 1 We also love listening to the podcast every week and are thankful for the laughs. I was inspired by Jason's Luchador mask and the podcast a few weeks ago, and designed these shirts for you guys.

Speaker 1 There's also a couple friendship bracelets and ducks. We are big fans of the F-word and figured you guys would appreciate these fuckaducks.

Speaker 1 Nice,

Speaker 1 dude.

Speaker 1 That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

Speaker 1 Dude,

Speaker 1 revolting blob.

Speaker 1 Hell yes. What is that? Adam Sandler? Yeah.
Bailey Madison.

Speaker 1 And then we got Chief's Kingdom.

Speaker 1 Classic. Can't go wrong with the French or bracelet.
I agree.

Speaker 1 You know, I like them. Knives? Dude, somebody sent us knives.
Shaves, Chav's knives.

Speaker 1 Just wanted to drop a quick note to say how much I love tuning in every Wednesday for a dose of your awesome energy in preparation for your blacksmithing trip.

Speaker 1 You mentioned a few weeks back, I've sent you each a knife to draw inspiration from. Dude, holy cow.
Look at that. It does have the skull clip, and I'm a fan.
That's a pretty sick knife.

Speaker 1 Dude, that's a knife. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 What the fuck?

Speaker 1 Speaking of not washing feet, dear Jason, please forgive me. I'm just trying to get my foot in the door to ask you to be on my song, Dallas Sucks.
All right. But she did send a beautiful foot

Speaker 1 which says, Sometimes your feet get hurt from kicking so much ass.

Speaker 1 Huh?

Speaker 1 There might be one other cool thing in here: bubble wrap.

Speaker 1 God damn, how do I open this bubble wrap? This is like a treasure hunt.

Speaker 1 I can tell there's gonna be something good in here.

Speaker 1 Duke's Mayo beer. Okay,

Speaker 1 that's the fucking disgusting. It's it's pretty gross that is foul

Speaker 1 as much as i love mayonnaise lot of soap some bethany uh this fire department yeah bethany fire department nice i always love getting uh

Speaker 1 fire station t-shirts and wrapping them gotta support the fire departments who's patches too oh

Speaker 1 i love patches i got a i got a drawer full of just patches that i don't know what i'm gonna do with but one day i'll do something with them Well, I'm going to make sure I get this knife out of the reach of children.

Speaker 1 Smart man. I'll be sure to send your knitted blanket.
Thanks, Jeathin. And unopened letter to your house.
Yeah. Don't you fucking open my mail.
I don't even open my mail. Don't you dare open my mail.

Speaker 1 I'll send your knife as well. Thanks, man.
All righty.

Speaker 1 Is there any good fan mail in here worth reading? I don't think so. I think you're good.
All right, I'll get to this fan mail later.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 All right, that about wraps up another episode and season two of New Heights. That's right.
Unbelievable. You have a favorite moment from season two? Man,

Speaker 1 it's hard to say. Getting my guy Santino on here, Schwarzenegger, I mean, you name it, man.
There were little dickies. There were some pretty, there were some pretty cool moments, man.

Speaker 1 Had our second Super Bowl episode. Dude.
Had an episode in London. How about that? Yeah.
Where is this show going to go next year? Who knows? Today's episode is pretty fun.

Speaker 1 We got to live in the moment. We got to keep taking this thing to new heights, baby.
Can't thank the 92%ers enough for tuning in this year.

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We'll show you some fun clips that you guys haven't seen yet in our absence.

Speaker 1 But in the meantime, stay classy, classy 92 percenters we love you we appreciate you listening in each and every single week and um hopefully we'll see you sooner than later thanks to our production and crew wave we love you guys 92 percenters we love you guys peace

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Speaker 1 You guys thought nobody decided to tell me. There's two bugs.

Speaker 1 I'm like looking at this. I'm like, I'm trying to act excited about this.

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Speaker 1 Rooted.