Jason Gets Heckled, Travis Golfs with The Great One and the Kelces London Era | Ep 96
92%ers we are back with another episode of New Heights sponsored by Crown Royal.
In this episode, we are live from the Passyunk Avenue Bar in London, England!
Before we get into what you all have been waiting for we have to tie up one last Beer Bowl loose end, Travis breaks down his weekend in Nashville golfing with Wayne Gretzky and attending Tight End U, and Jason how his charity golf outing almost got derailed by some Philly hecklers.
Then we gotta talk about it. Jason recaps his first night attending the Eras tour, explains why holding a beer with your teeth isn't a big deal, and what meeting the Royal family was like.
And finally, because this is our London Special, the guys also take a "London Slang Quiz," revive "Player's As" with figures from the Revolutionary War, answer some No Dumb Questions about playing overseas, and sample some authentic British cuisine throughout the episode.
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Dude, anything that combines crackers, meat, cheese, and mustard, it doesn't matter what kind it is. You got Pepper Jack.
You got Provolone.
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You got cheddar. You got beer cheese.
You got salami. You got kilbasa.
Speaker 2 There you go.
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Okay, that is still blazing hot. I think you're supposed to drink it hot, right? Hmm? Nothing.
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Dude, put your pinky out and do it properly. Cheers.
Pinky out.
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Jason, tell the people what we got coming up over here in UK. That's right.
We got a great episode. We are officially out of the house.
That's right.
Speaker 1 We are a show brought to you by Canada from the United States and now filming in London in a bar that resembles Philadelphia.
Speaker 1 A lot of plane travel and idea travels, but we're here right now in the country that blew a 13 colony lead.
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That's right. That ain't right.
We're in London, folks. That ain't right.
We're recording this bright and early on Saturday morning in the middle of the night for the New Heights team.
Speaker 1 Shout out to the production staff who do anything possible to bring this show to you guys.
Speaker 1 Much more than we're willing to go. And
Speaker 1
yeah, we're going to talk everything about tight end you. We're going to get to some English food and beverages.
I don't know if you just heard that.
Speaker 1 We were talking to our lovely friend Jesse, who's the manager of this beautiful establishment.
Speaker 1 And yeah, we're going to get into the reason why I think everybody's actually going to be watching this episode. What is that? New New
Speaker 1
News coming in hot. All right.
We got to shout out Pasionk Bar. This bar, I don't know if you guys can tell from Gritney, who I've just learned the name of.
Yeah. This wonderful suit to my right.
Speaker 1 This is a Philadelphia bar, and I've learned that there are more than, this is the first bar, I believe, that was Philadelphia-themed, right?
Speaker 1
And you guys have now expanded to four different locations or three, soon to be four. Okay, there we go.
Jesse, this is actually great timing. Perfect timing.
We're shouting out Passion Bar.
Speaker 1 This is Jesse, the manager of Passionk Bar. Hello, everyone.
Speaker 1 So this is your Pasionk Ale.
Speaker 2 That is the Pasionk Pale Ale made by Sandburg's Brewery for us specifically. Nobody else has it but us.
Speaker 1 Oh, wonderful. So you can exclusively get this at Pasionk Bar for the other two locations, I'm assuming?
Speaker 2 Yes, of course. Okay, Jesse,
Speaker 1
are you wearing 13 as your lucky number? It is my lucky number. It is your lucky number.
I know.
Speaker 2 I don't know what Taylor Smith either.
Speaker 1 Really?
Speaker 1
Listen, I was a 13 guy. You're a 13 guy.
That's my hockey number. It's my favorite number.
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 I think great plus ages take a lot. I'm just just saying it works cheers
Speaker 1 i mean yeah i mean that's damn good that is damn good it is really good and that will be i can drink about 40 of those yeah kiny probably gonna need a few more of those by the end of this that was really delicious actually the more it just simmers so where where did gritney come from uh something bigger for us and we've actually had people wear that costume in the past that's a costume that's a wearable item Yeah.
Speaker 1 Oh, well, let's see how many pets you have.
Speaker 1 Patsy and pails we get.
Speaker 1 Brittany might be going on somebody today. Yeah.
Speaker 1 Anyways, yeah, no better place to be filming our podcast in London than a Philadelphia-specific bar.
Speaker 1
But we're excited to be here. By the time this airs, Beer Bowl is officially tomorrow.
All right, now. And we have one last update for the submissions from our friends, Bo Allen.
Bo, honey, Bob.
Speaker 1 Honey Bobo. Hey, what's up? It's the Butter King, Bo Allen.
Speaker 1 Kelsey, I know you're going to be drunk as hell, and I'm the only person capable of carrying you home.
Speaker 1 I'll drink you under the table and then carry you home from the bar like I did that night you first met Kylie.
Speaker 1 My beer bowl partner, Carl Nassen, him and I really tore it up. Here's a video of Carl chugging a beer.
Speaker 1 Carl. Also, it's Pride Month, so if you don't let Carl in, it's a hate crime.
Speaker 1 That's so good.
Speaker 1 Team Carl, or
Speaker 1 Team Bo and Carl. Team Bo and Carl.
Speaker 1
I mean, you got to either. Yeah, they're in.
They're in.
Speaker 1
It'd be a hate crime if you didn't. That's right.
When we don't want to do hate crimes. No, not at all.
Yeah, I think we've officially decided that celebs will be competing.
Speaker 1
They will be in a separate bracket. Oh, nice.
So there will be the amateur and the professionals bracket. The amateurs will be competing for $50,000 at Beer Bowl.
Speaker 1
The professionals will be competing for bragging rights. And eventually there will be a head-to-head once the culmination of those two brackets are finished.
Nice. So, yeah, we figured it out.
Speaker 1
The amateurs are the only ones that can win the money. Correct.
Yeah. Nice.
I'm not giving $50,000 to Boell.
Speaker 1
It's not getting that. All right, nice.
Well, great submission, honey, Bolo.
Speaker 1 God, I'm having FOMO already, man. It's going to be good.
Speaker 1 And hopefully the teams will know who else is in it by the time this airs.
Speaker 1 Hopefully we're going to start reaching out to you guys so that we know all 16 teams that have officially made it into Beer Bowl. No, actually, do you know what? I ran it to
Speaker 1
the boys, Bustin with the Boys. Our guys, Taylor and Will Jofton.
Beer Olympics. That will actually be happening the day before this.
Yeah.
Speaker 1
I just wanted to make sure everybody knew that we were on track to do it. And then I unfortunately had to get tied up with some things and leave.
But I didn't just leave your beer drinking Olympics.
Speaker 1
I left Jason's beer bowl as well. No, he bailed on everybody.
Yeah, this is just, sorry again, boys, but shout out to Busting with the Boys. That That is going to be amazing.
Speaker 1 And make sure you guys check out Bustin to see who wins that thing because
Speaker 1
it's not just amateurs over there. Yeah.
It's professionals. When this airs, it will already be over.
So I guess, yeah, that will go on YouTube, dude. Cool.
Shout out to Bustin.
Speaker 1
Let's get to our first English food that we are going to attempt to eat and try on the podcast. Oh, shit.
We got to eat food? I thought we were just drinking English beer.
Speaker 1
Well, they got a full English breakfast for us. All right.
Did you guys let them know I'm no mayo and onions?
Speaker 1
We told them nothing. God damn it.
So you're getting the full English treatment. Yay.
Speaker 1 I don't think they do mayonnaise with breakfast, though.
Speaker 1
Nice sausage, Jesse. Thank you so much.
What do we have here? Oh, what my classic English breakfast. Which is classic English.
So we got
Speaker 2 beans, most importantly.
Speaker 1 Yeah, why? What is it with the beans?
Speaker 2 Try it with the toast. You'll understand.
Speaker 1 Do I dip the toast in it?
Speaker 2 Yeah, my husband will actually eat just beans and toast for dinner quite often.
Speaker 1 Beans and toast?
Speaker 2 No is black pudding.
Speaker 1 Okay, what is black pudding?
Speaker 2
I kind of don't want to tell you that until after you eat it. It's a blood sausage.
Yeah, that's traditional English breakfast. Okay.
This is their version of bacon.
Speaker 2 Our bacon is called streaky bacon.
Speaker 1 Streaky bacon. Is that like a spam type of deal?
Speaker 2 No, it's bacon. It's just not the strips that we're used to.
Speaker 1 It looks like my least favorite kind of bacon, which is like not crispy bacon.
Speaker 2 And then nothing in England comes without chips.
Speaker 1
Perfect. Nice.
And that's what these are. Yes.
Yes, that's fries. French fries or chips?
Speaker 2 All right. I mean, not this this far.
Speaker 1
They're French fries. Of course.
Yes. Yeah.
Lovely. Nice.
All righty. All right, Jason, go ahead.
Can you?
Speaker 1 Can you give me one of those forks? I feel like I got to go beans and toast after Jesse's strong
Speaker 1 endorsement from her husband. Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 I'm not going to lie, Jesse, I don't get the big deal about it.
Speaker 1 I've never understood.
Speaker 1
It's, yeah, it's what you think it is. It's beans and toast.
It's not bad it's very bland yeah yeah it's beans and toast
Speaker 1 now in america
Speaker 1 what i would do with beans and something resembling a hot dog is i would combine those two because beans and weenies now that's an ed kelsey staple right there is an ed kelsey staple yeah that's pretty good let me try that out now
Speaker 1
Oh, yeah. Oh, there it is.
There it is. See, I like the weenies with the beans.
Speaker 1 Maybe I try a chip with a bean. Should I try this blood sausage?
Speaker 1
Should you? Are you not going to eat any of this? No, I think you're doing great. Travis, you got it.
Give it something. No, I don't.
Don't try it. I don't.
Do it. You're not going to try any of it?
Speaker 1
Huh? No, I already had breakfast. I had a Philly cheesesteak for breakfast, Jason.
All right, all right. And it was delicious.
They have a great Philly cheesesteak here. Make sure you guys, if you...
Speaker 1 I'll put bread in that later. I'll do it again.
Speaker 1 Beans and weenies, though, has got your name on it. I'll tell you what, I'll try some of this
Speaker 1
bacon. I don't know what it is.
I've had blood sausage before. I've never really, it's not as good as regular sausage, so I don't know why people still make it.
What's the difference?
Speaker 1
It's just a tradition. Blood sausage.
I think it has blood in it. I think that's the big difference.
Right? Yeah. Perfect.
Nailed that one.
Speaker 1
Bacon, egg. I'll try it.
I mean, those.
Speaker 1 What's this? Toast and eggs?
Speaker 1
Krispies up at the bacon a little bit. You know what? I went into this bacon.
Thinking it was going to be bad because I really don't like flimsy, non-krispy bacon.
Speaker 1
Still not as good as Krispy bacon, but it's good. It's good.
I'm out going for a second bite. All right, I'm a little hungry.
I'm not gonna lie, this is great. Oh, very good.
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All righty, Trad. Before we got over here to London, while you were still in America, you got out of the house.
Of course I did. You went to Nashville for tight end U.
Las Vegas, baby.
Speaker 1 And before tight end you or during tight end you, you also got out of the house from there and went golfing with Dustin Johnson and Wayne Gretzky, I presume, based on this this picture?
Speaker 1
Wayne fucking Gretzky. He's pretty damn cool.
Dude, the great one. The great one.
Is he great one?
Speaker 1 I was like starstruck. There's a handful that have that have like just like taken like
Speaker 1 words and just like had me flustered and like I couldn't even like really ask him anything or say what's in him. I don't know what to say.
Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm just kind of around and I'm like, oh yeah, oh yeah, it's Father's Day. Happy Father's Day, Wayne.
Speaker 1
You saw him on Father's Day? Yeah, it was like the day before. That's awesome.
His father of hockey. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 I believe he was in Nashville because Dustin Johnson was in the Live tournament, the LIV Golf League. And
Speaker 1
they were having a tournament in Nashville after the weekend after. So actually the weekend that we're recording this right now.
So hopefully Dustin's out there winning that thing. There we go.
DJ.
Speaker 1 And happy 40th, Dustin. Turns 40 Sunday.
Speaker 1 And hopefully
Speaker 1
he keeps taking over the Live Golf tournament. He was awesome.
The entire Gretzky family was awesome. Got to swing it a little bit.
Speaker 1 Learned some things from DJ on my swing and started just absolutely piercing Fairways. So fucking watch out, boys.
Speaker 1 Did Wayne play barefoot?
Speaker 1 No,
Speaker 1
he was just kind of around. He was hanging.
He was hanging.
Speaker 1
I think he already played around before I was. So you were just hanging with him a little bit.
Yeah. Got it.
Yeah, I was fortunate. He just kind of came over.
Speaker 1 I was playing with his wife and then DJ and his wife,
Speaker 1
Wayne's daughter. Yeah.
So golfing was great. That's all I got for you.
Yeah, I mean, it's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 Wayne is one of those guys where he's like, it was like Wayne Gretzky, Michael Jordan, probably eventually Keiton Clark, where it's like individual people
Speaker 1
make an entire like country tune into their sport. 1,000%.
Like hockey was never bigger than when Wayne Gretzky was playing it. And it was ridiculous how much it grew the sport.
Tiger Woods.
Speaker 1
Tiger Woods. That's another one.
How did I fucking forget about Tiger Woods? Yeah. What's another one? I met Paul Rabel in Caitlin.
Ooh. Nice.
I had met him before. Awesome.
Speaker 1 That's La Crosse, for those of you that don't know.
Speaker 1 He wasn't quite on that ghost gas.
Speaker 1
Yeah, it wasn't the same, but it was still. If you played La Crosse, you knew who he was.
He was exactly.
Speaker 1 To me, he was.
Speaker 1 He was that. Forrest Gump,
Speaker 1 ping pong.
Speaker 1 You can't tell me that Forrest Gump wasn't the reason you started playing ping pong when you were a kid.
Speaker 1
We had a ping pong table in the basement, and it did seem to line up with when that movie came out. Bobby Boucher.
Apollo Ono. Apollo Ono.
Speaker 1
I don't, speed skating, I don't think that ever really took off. He kind of tuned in in the Olympics.
Exactly. Nobody really watched it.
Speaker 1
And then all of a sudden, he was big, and people kind of watched it. Yeah.
And then they saw those, how they would turn. It's really impressive.
Speaker 1
Quads on those guys. If you think Saquon has big quads, look at some speed skaters.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 Speed skates, though.
Speaker 1
Oh, that's dangerous. Have you ever laced some of those up? Yeah.
No. I've never had them.
I know that the blade stays on the ice the entire time. Yeah.
And it's
Speaker 1
the hockey blade has two edges. Correct.
That one. That thing's just like a razor.
Yeah. Stagers.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Phelps for swimming. Nice.
Good job. Intern Brandon.
Almost missed that one.
Speaker 1
Big Phelpsy. Big cupping guy.
He has a sweet machine where you can use it yourself. It's like a one,
Speaker 1
like it's like a little machine of just like one cupping. Sweet.
I forget the name of it, but I got it.
Speaker 1
He's making money on it. Yeah.
Good for him. Sweet.
Is cupping for real? Yeah, cupping's legit. It's essentially the same thing as massaging.
It's completely different. No, it's not.
Speaker 1
Massaging, you're like going in, cupping, you're pulling out. It's the same thing as you.
Massaging is applying pressure to alleviate soft tissue.
Speaker 1
Cupping is like relieving pressure to allow blood flow or something like that. It's the same thing.
It's all soft tissue work, different modalities.
Speaker 1
Whatever floats your boat finds. Yeah, whatever works.
I think cupping is completely pointless personally, but... But it feels so good.
I mean, it does feel good for a moment.
Speaker 1 It's like cracking your knuckle. Is it doing anything for my finger? No.
Speaker 1 But I do it anyways.
Speaker 1 It also has the benefit of making it look like you had sex with an octopus. Okay.
Speaker 1
Tight end you. While we're in Nashville, you stopped by tight end you with our friends George Kittle and Greg Olson.
Yep.
Speaker 1 Gee Kittle. How was tight end year comparative to the previous year? When I tell you, I am fucking blown away by where this thing has gone.
Speaker 1 So I know it's you.
Speaker 1
Greg and George are like the three main people. Greg and George are the main two.
And I'm
Speaker 1 like the guy is really
Speaker 1 Bruce is really the one doing a lot of the stuff behind the scenes. The whole Kittle family.
Speaker 1 Claire, Mrs. Kittle, Emma,
Speaker 1 George's sister.
Speaker 1 They all kind of run the behind the scenes, the show of like the family members and everybody making sure everybody comes in because they live in Nashville and they kind of have all the connections and everything.
Speaker 1 And I can't say enough about the Kittles, can't say enough about Greg, the Rubicon family, everybody that's like really
Speaker 1 integrated in like making that thing go.
Speaker 1
It is unbelievable where it's come. I'm pretty sure we made somewhere close to a million dollars for charity.
Holy cow. In terms of sponsorships.
And that's just like, that's like a side deal. Like
Speaker 1 everybody's going there to try and get better and make the tight end position better and just really, you know, bounce ideas, listen to George talk about things, listen to Greg talk about things.
Speaker 1 Listen to you talk about things. Listen to me just
Speaker 1 absolutely nothing. How long was your were you up there talking?
Speaker 1 They reduced mine to 30 minutes they're like okay travel where yeah i went up there and talked about uh painting a picture for like i always like to do analogies
Speaker 1 somebody said you said that everybody needs to be a computer oh computers were good too yeah
Speaker 1 you got to reprogram the computer every year you're going to you got to upgrade your computer that's why upgrades happen all the time on your phones and on your computers because you need to find new ways to use the data that you're filing people i know you're being funny right now and you are being funny but i will say this because i talked to dallas Goddard who went to tight end you for the first time, what, two years ago?
Speaker 1 Three years ago now? I believe, yeah, I'm pretty sure he's been every year. Yeah.
Speaker 1 So either way, so Dallas, when he went there, he saw you talk at tight end you and he, I'm not blowing smoke up your ass.
Speaker 1
He said that what you said was like the most different way anybody had ever really thought about the tight end position. I'm dead serious.
He felt, I'm not making fun of this.
Speaker 1 He felt like he got the most out of listening to what you were saying. Really?
Speaker 1
And that's not blowing shade on anybody else or throwing shade on anybody else. He was just like...
He might be
Speaker 1 you can tell that the way you think about the game and running routes and things that you were saying is like on a different level than what most one tight ends are allowed to do.
Speaker 1 Shout out to Andy Reid for letting that go. But also,
Speaker 1
it's a form of the way Andy Reid thinks. Yeah, for sure.
That's why it works. That's why I let you out.
Speaker 1 I'm not playing the position how I play it without Coach Reed and his guidance and his, you know trust and how to how to you know go out there on the field and perform his offense right like that's that's the biggest thing is that i'm trying to do the best job that i can based off of what coach reed has like given us right and how what he's taught us what he's just the uh the grand scheme of of what his style of football is right and then on top of that i'm just trying to make it easy on pat or in all my teammates.
Speaker 1 I'm trying to make everybody's job easier and go out there and
Speaker 1 just be, I don't know a great football player i guess but so you you're saying you want to talk about like painting a picture right yeah that was i went up i went up there this year and i was like all right the first year i came in here talking about painting a picture and it doesn't matter what that thing looks like if it's supposed to look like a person but you're drawing that thing like a picasso yeah and the nose is on the ear the ear is on the chin the mouth is on the eyes like good or bad i mean it's still a person
Speaker 1
It's a different interpretation. I'm just saying.
We've talked about this a lot.
Speaker 1
I thought when you said painting a picture, you were going to say that guys really need to know not just their job, but the entire picture. 100%, right? Yeah.
You're always painting it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 You're always
Speaker 1
in that, you're painting and drawing your own strokes. Yeah.
Right?
Speaker 1
Own strokes. Listen.
Different strokes from different folks.
Speaker 1 Could preach.
Speaker 1 Don't be stroking.
Speaker 1
Okay. Class Carl.
Clance call.
Speaker 1 Shit. Take it to the lab.
Speaker 1 Take it to the left.
Speaker 1 That's a class. I haven't heard that one in a while.
Speaker 1
Yeah, so like JP used to blare that in the locker room. So everybody in the locker room.
I gave the painting the picture for the quarterback analogy. Yeah.
Speaker 1 Wasn't sure if that really stuck or anybody could use it. Then I gave the next one, which was
Speaker 1 think of running routes like
Speaker 1
you're playing the piano. Okay.
Right. So when you're playing the piano, hitting the keys, you have one hand that's playing the rhythm.
Speaker 1
That's the quarterback's drop, his progression, stay within the rhythm of the song. Yeah, don't let that left hand vary.
That's got to be constant. You got to keep it.
Speaker 1
Because right hand, you get a little free every once in a while. So the melody is your own creation and how you're running your routes.
Everybody's melody can be different.
Speaker 1
Well, it can't be that different. I mean, it just has to be within the rhythm of, and you can't like fuck up the melody.
You can't hold a new melody. You can't fuck up the song.
Speaker 1
You can't have a melody that doesn't mesh well with what else is going on in the route concept. For sure.
Right.
Speaker 1
You can't fuck up somebody else's route because your melody, you're just trying to find it. I'm pretty sure there's supposed to be.
There's a really important C on that beat. Yeah.
Speaker 1 You just fuck that up.
Speaker 1 yeah i wasn't sure if anybody caught that one either i think it's a fantastic metaphor that i am fully grasping right now i don't know if any of the 92 so i just i just went in this year and was like all right i'm just gonna turn on some film and
Speaker 1 talk about my thought process so this is an over route yeah
Speaker 1 i decided to sit because i saw it was zone yeah which it got more detailed like obviously there's things that i do on the field based off of what coach reed is telling me what uh what me and pat talk about um during like a route concept that we might have had during practice and stuff yeah so it's like i'll i'll give those like
Speaker 1 give that understanding knowing knowing that everybody's not going to be able to take what i do and put it into their game but what you can do is you can take the professionalism of being in it with everyone sure taking what the coaches are giving me in terms of you know down and distance, why are we calling these?
Speaker 1 The intentions of the play caller. Then on top of that, talking with your quarterback in the past game and understanding what he likes versus this coverage, what he likes versus certain looks.
Speaker 1 And it's like that professionalism, I think everybody can take.
Speaker 1 Everybody can run with.
Speaker 1 So that was kind of like my
Speaker 1
point this year. So I didn't have any good analogies, but I did say, I did throw the computer line out there one time.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 I was about to do the whole seminar on like, dude, you got to, when you have the data, you can't be
Speaker 1
new software. You got to get new apps and you got to keep upgrading it.
Yeah, you can keep updating it.
Speaker 1 You got to buy the new Apple product because they're going to make the old Apple product obsolete. And if you don't buy the new one, then you're not going to, it's not going to work anymore.
Speaker 1 Are you following this?
Speaker 1
You can't be running Linux when they're on iOS or Windows. We can do way more with Pro Tools than we can with.
This guy's fucking still using Floppy Hill. Garage Hero.
No, what is it?
Speaker 1
GarageBand. You know what I mean? GarageBand.
Pro Tools versus GarageBand. You could just do so much.
And what's the difference? The details. Yeah.
Speaker 1
I was a free watch guy myself. This is why I didn't do the computer analysis.
Yeah, there's a lot of people. Let's keep this thing moving.
Shout out to Titan U.
Speaker 1
Shout out to Greg Olson, George Kittle, the whole Kittle family, everybody involved. It's always unbelievable.
Shout out to Jelly Roll, Chase Rice, everybody that was involved to the actual concert.
Speaker 1
We had a concert this year. Touch our snow.
It was so fucking cool. It was unbelievable.
Speaker 1 Every single year it keeps going up and up and up. Bryson DeChambo, I'm pissed that I missed you at the
Speaker 1 the pool party.
Speaker 1 There was a pool party that ended, but I had to shoot out here to go and do the uh the stuff we did in france uh two days ago so unfortunately i missed the fun part with uh bryson coming through after he won the us open shout out to bryce what kind of music is jelly roll country is country he's he's his own version of country yeah it's a different it's like a it's a twist on country yeah it's like a it's like a rap hip-hop version of country right yeah all righty um well aj brown saw what you guys were doing down there at a in nashville it's crazy yeah come on down aj come on over to the team he did say it's we
Speaker 1
wideouts what's up uh the tight ends get get together for a weekend. The DBs link up.
The pass rushers even get together. Come on, guys.
We can't be too big time to think up, to link up and learn.
Speaker 1
I'm a fan of everyone and willing to work with whoever. Let's make it happen wideouts at NFL.
Yeah, are wide receivers too big time for a wide receiver universal? I don't see it working at all.
Speaker 1 Yeah, why not?
Speaker 1 Well, I just don't think any, like they'll set a time and then nobody will be there on time. It'll just be people just strolling in.
Speaker 1 I think,
Speaker 1
and I'm going to say this in a way that I think is respectful. I think AJ's intentions are great.
I just don't think everybody's going to get on board with it. Here's what it comes down to.
Speaker 1
Wide receivers are free spirits. To be a good wide receiver, you're like very artistically minded and you're an instinctual person.
You're a much more free person. Yeah.
Most, mostly. Mostly.
Speaker 1 And those are usually people that don't show up on time during plan events.
Speaker 1
I will say this. Fuck.
I would die to get in a room and hear Tyreek Hill on the board talking about what he's seeing. Are you kidding me? Dude, I would
Speaker 1 like to Brown, Justin Jefferson. Dude, if you got those, just those three, Cooper Cup.
Speaker 1 So if you get somebody from each other, it's been fun just in terms of like interviews talking about football, like understanding coverages and stuff.
Speaker 1
I think if you get somebody from each system, and that's what's cool about tight end you is that all of you guys are kind of from different trees and different philosophies. Yeah.
You need that,
Speaker 1 if they're going to do a wide receiver one, they would have to be of all of these different like kind of systems and you kind of can draw different perspectives from each one.
Speaker 1
That'd be something I'd be interested to listen to for sure. I also just want to learn more about wide receiver.
I don't know anything about wide receiver other than I played it in freshman football.
Speaker 1
Speed kills. Freshman football.
So a lot of people get mad at like wide receivers for like being prima donnas when the ball doesn't like they're like, oh, I'm not. Getting my touchdowns.
Speaker 1 Let me tell you, as someone who played freshman football wide receiver, there's nothing more frustrating than being wide fucking open and not getting the ball to you.
Speaker 1 It is beyond infuriation. Who's your quarterback?
Speaker 1
I think it was Ben Danzinger in freshman. Oh, nice.
Yeah. And I remember him not throwing the ball to me in practice one time.
Practice. We ain't talking about the game.
We're talking about practice.
Speaker 1
Yeah. Philly special.
And I fucking yelled at him. was like what the why aren't you throwing me the ball i'm the best player on the fucking field
Speaker 1 and coach hoon made me run for the rest of practice
Speaker 1
damn it coachun And I deserve every bit of it. Lesson learned.
I deserve every bit of it. Lesson learned.
Got to get the ball out, Ben. All right, here we go.
Speaker 1
Food system. It actually wasn't Ben.
It was Anthony Moses. Oh, it was Anthony Moses back there in the 70s.
Ben started playing maybe the next year, or maybe he was hurt or something like that.
Speaker 1 But it was Anthony Moses.
Speaker 1
He might have been. He might have.
Yeah. Time for our next bit of English food coming to the table now.
It's a traditional English tea service. Tea from the Sanderson Hotel.
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
Speaker 1 What are their names? From Alice in Wonderland.
Speaker 1
Tweedledee and Tweedledum. Thank you.
That's where Tweedledee and Tweedledum comes from. I don't know if it comes from the book or not, but fancy.
This is a very Alice in Wonderland tea set.
Speaker 1 What is happening here? Oh, this is the official Mad Hatter tea service.
Speaker 1
That makes the Alice in Wonderland references make sense now. Yeah.
I also found out over the summer that it's Alice in Wonderland,
Speaker 1 not Alison Wonderland you thought it was Alice in Wonderland yeah I thought Alice in Wonderland was like the name did you ever we've watched the movie though you know her name wasn't Allison I thought it was
Speaker 1 not one time did I did I catch that dude what do we have here can somebody help me out I don't even know where to start with this yeah how do we even approach this what is the
Speaker 1 way to attack this?
Speaker 2 Do you start with the sandwiches?
Speaker 1 Start with the sandwiches.
Speaker 2 Then you can go to the scones or the pastries, however you want.
Speaker 1 Okay.
Speaker 1
All right. Yep.
You got the sandwich. I know exactly what's in that sandwich.
Speaker 1
Are these all just like baked, like goods? What is that? Frosting? Cheese. It's good.
Really nice. Yeah, I'm not a big cheese guy.
You don't like cheese? Not on that. Who doesn't like cheese?
Speaker 1
I don't like mushy, like cheese cheese. You don't like soft cheeses? There it is.
You like hard cheese? Like goat cheese.
Speaker 1 Kind of creeps me out. Well, it's definitely a soft cheese.
Speaker 1
It's almost like a cream cheese. Cream cheese is tough.
Cheesecake, same thing. This is a soft.
Is this a cream cheese? There we go. It is a cream cheese.
I knew it when I saw it. Yeah.
Speaker 1
I'll try this guy right here. There you go.
That looks good. Try the blue guy.
It's like a powdered, it's like a dusted macaron. What's this thing? If you don't mind me asking, that is egg.
Speaker 1
That's egg. Egg in a pastry? What's the technical name? A bonivant.
A vonnevant? Sounds French. Yes.
You guys are just stealing stuff from the French? That's all right. We steal stuff in the U.S.
Speaker 1 all the time. From everyone.
Speaker 1
I'll tell you what, Yvonne and Vaughan is pretty good. I like that.
All right, I'll go fuck with that. Like a little
Speaker 1 egg salad and a pastry? Sign me up.
Speaker 1
Honestly, this was all done up and everything, and it's just like sugar and a croissant. Oh, my gosh.
What's the name for those? Help me out here. What's the name for this again? The Shoe.
Shoe.
Speaker 1
Thank you. I should have known that from Great British Bake Off.
Die Harden, watcher of that. Great show.
It's one of those shows that Kylie and I just can't wait for a new season to drop.
Speaker 1
I might want to take off that thing on the bottom. There it is.
I'm assuming you bit into that? Nope. Nope.
Nope. I'm a pro.
Speaker 1
I'm a pastry pro. Oh, yeah, that's good.
That's banging, right? I'm going to see these buttery biscuits over here. Oh, and they're warm.
Speaker 1 I'm assuming the butter is for the biscuits?
Speaker 2 The cream and the jam, yes.
Speaker 1 That's cream?
Speaker 1
Jam. You thought that was mayonnaise? No, I thought it was butter.
I thought it was just like whipped butter. What's the difference? This is
Speaker 1 tea, isn't it? Thank you very much.
Speaker 1
See what we're rocking with. See what all the hype's about.
Okay, that is still blazing hot. I think you're supposed to drink it hot, right? Hmm?
Speaker 1
Dude, put your pinky out and do it properly. Cheers.
Pinky out.
Speaker 1 Oh, that's lovely. Yeah, that's very good tea.
Speaker 2 My hat is over there, and we've got the Alice tea over here, and you've got little cards there.
Speaker 1
Oh, nice. Little cards.
Green tea infused with passion fruit, guava, and mango. I'm not going to lie, this is the best tea I've ever had in my fucking life.
I'm not going to lie.
Speaker 1 Tea does not taste like this in America. Yeah.
Speaker 1
It might, but I've never had it. If it does.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie. I haven't really had too much tea.
Speaker 1 What's the Ted Lasso?
Speaker 1 Yeah. You know, I always thought the tea was going to taste like...
Speaker 1 Dirty brown water, and you know what? I was right.
Speaker 1
No, this does not taste like dirty brown water. No, it does not.
It's actually very nice. Green tea is like healthy for you, right? That's what they say.
I don't think this is green. Mine is.
Speaker 1
Yours' not. Yours.
Do you have another card over there that I think will tell you what you have? Do you not see a card over there? I can't read. He doesn't have one? Okay, I got you.
Speaker 1
They know I can't read. Oh, nice.
It is very fruity. It's very nice.
He's like, we're going to tell Travis what his tea is. I'm not going to lie.
Speaker 1 When we said that we were going to have tea, I thought we were just going to have tea. This is a much bigger.
Speaker 1 No, this is how this is what
Speaker 1
this is why they're doing this is because this is. So this is what a tea party is.
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna have a whole bunch of new tricks and trades. They only told me
Speaker 1 why. Can you pass me the uh the shoe?
Speaker 1
That's Das Boot. That was lovely.
Well, thank you very much, Jason. You had your own golf tournament out of the kid and out of the house.
This is true.
Speaker 1 Back in America, that is, you had the first annual underdog at manufacturers
Speaker 1 golf tournament benefiting the Philly Foundation. How was it? Fantastic.
Speaker 1 Fuck yes.
Speaker 1
Three words for you, man. Just don't make it.
Fantastic. Fantastic.
The wonderful people at manufacturers made it very fun and easy. The Greenskeepers, of course, is in great shape.
Speaker 1 Greens are fast, which usually I'm a fan of slow greens.
Speaker 1
Fast greens. No.
I was racing past a hole on these butts. You just got to always, yeah, we've got to hit it slower.
Speaker 1
No, it was fantastic. It was a wonderful event.
The energy was exactly what it should be.
Speaker 1 To get a mulligan, you had a chug of beer.
Speaker 1 That's it. Yeah.
Speaker 1
I would have fucking shot 20 under. That's what I wanted to do.
Like, there's good golfers, and there's good drinkers usually at these golf outings.
Speaker 1
Most of the time, those don't coalesce. Yes, they do.
Got to level the playing field some way. A lot of people do it with handicaps.
I'm like, nah, just
Speaker 1
got some garage beers. We'll make this happen.
Get everybody's shit faced. The highlight of the day was the heckle hole.
Yeah. Outside of the celebrities.
Speaker 1
I guess we lived on the celebrities first that showed up. You'll see this picture right here.
Dude. You'll know that guy.
Dude.
Speaker 1 He was on my fucking bedroom door. Yeah.
Speaker 1 Like the whole door. I had like a life-size like poster
Speaker 1
that took up the entire door frame of Eric Lindros. That's right.
Broad Street Bully. Well, not one of the original Broad Street bullies, but did play for Philly, was the captain, 88.
Speaker 1 Super jealous of this. I know you were super jealous.
Speaker 1 John Leclerc did too. You fucking.
Speaker 1
I was telling both of them, you guys. I know I'd be mad, though.
My brother would be fangirling so hard right now.
Speaker 1
As if I wasn't enough. Yeah.
I was over there in
Speaker 1 Nashville meeting Wayne Gretzky. The irony of it all happening while the NHL.
Speaker 1 Well, also the irony is on my wall was a New York Rangers poster of Gretzky, and on your wall was a Flyers jersey of Eric Lindross.
Speaker 1
And you really like John LeClaire. Yeah, LeClaire was a dog.
Yeah. He was fun to watch.
Those two and Brendan Moore, I mean, it was
Speaker 1 those
Speaker 1
Flyers were probably one of my favorite teams growing up. That's my team I played with in Wayne Gretzky 3D Hockey 98.
All you needed was three guys. That's right.
Speaker 1
But let me tell you, have you ever met Lindross in person? No, I haven't. This is my first time seeing him.
He's fucking massive. Yeah, I know.
I knew that. I did not know.
Speaker 1
Like, I knew he was big for a hockey player. Look at his hand.
Yeah, he looks like he would fucking. He's not just tall.
He is a fucking monster of a human being. Like, imagining that on skates is...
Speaker 1
Fucking terrifying. Yeah.
And playing offense. Typically, the big dudes are playing
Speaker 1
defense. Yeah.
Just a runaway train.
Speaker 1
Just fearless. I love it.
Oh, man. He has no regard for his own safety once.
Speaker 1 Fuck, that's why I love hockey, man. You guys had
Speaker 1 the Heckle Hole, though, right? Heckle Hole was the highlight.
Speaker 1
It was on Hole One. It was a long drive hole.
Nice. First of all, manufacturers, it's really beautiful.
Speaker 1 The clubhouse overlooks like a steep drop-off. So you're overlooking the whole golf course.
Speaker 1
And T1 is up on that hill, and you're teeing off to a fairway that's way beneath you. Awesome.
Perfect, right?
Speaker 1 Get a great shot, great view of it dude the first time i played there almost drove the greenhouse feeling so badass yeah heckles they they got him
Speaker 1 they're like you quitter
Speaker 1 dude they were they did not hold back nice they uh we're exactly what we needed quit all of them all the guys that showed up uh the eagles uh just best fans in the world made it something to remember and they did not hold back they were throwing out all sorts of things there's i was
Speaker 1 well i mean i was only there for whole one yeah uh i've seen some other clips but whole one, we were the first team to get heckled.
Speaker 1 And they heckled me like a quitter, like, oh, well, you can't come back for another year. You're quitting on us, like stuff like that, which hurt my feelings, if I'm being honest.
Speaker 1 That was, I think, like, okay, this
Speaker 1
is working, right? They're doing a good job. Next guy comes up and he says, oh, what's this? Look what this guy's wearing.
Looks like his wife dressed him. Did your wife pick that out for you today?
Speaker 1 Looks back and says, my wife's dead, asshole. My wife's deceased, all right?
Speaker 1
And I'm like, oh, fuck, this is going terribly. And without missing a beat, he says, so is my dog.
Tell me a sad story next time. So is my dog, what? Jesus.
It was ruthless.
Speaker 1 Everybody was laughing their ass off.
Speaker 1 Luckily, that guy's wife didn't die. It was just a good music for Joe.
Speaker 1 They brought it, and it was a lot of fun. During the event, after the event, I was up there hanging out with them.
Speaker 1 They made the event something special for sure. So
Speaker 1 that was a great pick. And I think we're inviting some of those guys, if not, I mean, all of them are invited to the
Speaker 1
shore event. Cheerball.
Nice. Yeah.
Did you want to come on down? All right. Let's see if I can make it.
Kylie also stepped up to the T-box. I really want to see Kylie Swing.
Speaker 1
Let's see what Kylie Swing looks like here. On your front foot.
She swings like she's a
Speaker 1 field hockey player.
Speaker 1
She's getting lessons. She fucking played field hockey.
She doesn't need lessons.
Speaker 1 It's not the same.
Speaker 1 You ain't going to hit it good.
Speaker 1 Just do you, Kai. Do you
Speaker 1
videotaping this, trying to give her a lesson? She doesn't need fucking she's an athlete. That's my guy, Maniac Malloy, I think.
Yeah, Kai, that's what I'm fucking talking about.
Speaker 1
It's a great swing. I don't know if you could do that every shot.
You can't step into every shot like that, but that's the way we do. We played off the T.
Fuck yeah. We played top golf.
Speaker 1
That's how she hit every ball, and she beat almost everybody at top golf. She didn't beat me, but yeah.
Well, it's hard to beat. She's got some potential.
Kids got some spunk in her.
Speaker 1
She's got some talent. Yeah.
She's got a chance.
Speaker 1
That's all you need in this world is a chance, Kai. All right.
Well, shout out to
Speaker 1
B. Philly.
Yeah. And
Speaker 1 Underdog
Speaker 1
Foundation. That looked fun.
And
Speaker 1
just let me know like a couple months ahead so I can put it on the calendar because I really want to go to that one. Yeah.
Would love to get heckled by Philly fans. You know, it's my favorite thing.
Speaker 1
They're going to bring it. And now that I can't come to Philly games and support you and get heckled at those games, that'll be like my time that I can get heckled by Philly Sports.
Dude,
Speaker 1
they also, they continued to heckle me outside of that hole. Like they were just on the hilltop.
I was on holes underneath like, quitter. I'm like, god damn it, guys.
I'm trying to putt right here.
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 1
Yeah, they didn't, uh, they didn't hold back. I love it.
I just want to let you know, it definitely changed. There was like a point in time where it was like I was one of the Eagles fan base.
Speaker 1 Well, it changed when when you beat us in the super bowl champions nobody cared that i came to your games it's the same way nobody cared that i went to your games and wear chiefs things for 10 seasons the moment we lost to the chiefs in the super bowl and they're like this asshole is a chiefs fan all of a sudden i'm like have you guys not been paying attention
Speaker 1 doing this my entire career i remember going back the next year and it was a completely different like embracing me in the stadium and i was just like all right
Speaker 1
the big difference is there's never like any bad blood at all between chiefs and eagles i I hear you. Bad blood.
All right. I hear you.
I'm with you. All right.
Let's keep discussing.
Speaker 1
You still love me, but that's because you guys want. Either way, though, the Chiefs are just going to Chiefs fans are just pleasant.
They're pleasant fans. What are you trying to say?
Speaker 1
You know exactly what I'm trying to say. All right.
Let's talk. We don't get booed after we go three and out on the first drive.
Are you sure? All right. I know for a fact we don't.
Speaker 1
We got to talk about it. Oh, we got another one.
Ooh, nice. Here we go.
There's another London
Speaker 2 London brewery called Mondo, and the beer is called Dennis Hopper.
Speaker 1 Dennis Hopper?
Speaker 1 Another beer from London, from Mondo Brewery,
Speaker 1
Dennis Hopper. And yeah, we're having a bunch of London beers because we're in London.
Can't get these back in the States, but you know what you can get in the States is a nice garage beer.
Speaker 1 So
Speaker 1
man, a lot of the IPAs in America are way more aggressive than this. I agree.
All right, let's talk about it. We got to talk about it.
Jason,
Speaker 1 why don't we tell everybody what we just got done doing? If you can't tell by the bracelets right here. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1
Or if you went Zero Dark30 and weren't on social media. All weekend.
Yeah. We went to
Speaker 1
my first concert. Yeah.
Not only you. Me and Princess Kyana.
Yes. Princess Kayana.
Speaker 1
Made it to the Aeros Tour and watched Tay absolutely shred it. Dude, it was amazing.
It was so cool. Playing in front of 90,000 at Wimbley Stadium.
I remember 2015 playing in front of...
Speaker 1 80,000 in Wimbley Stadium and then seeing Tay up there going crazy. They get a lot louder for Taylor than it's much different.
Speaker 1
Yeah, well, and they're also cheering on all the players on the field. It's not just one person up there on the stage.
Yeah, exactly. It was insanely impressive.
There's something like,
Speaker 1 obviously, Taylor's an amazing singer, songwriter, but then to be able to go out there and be a performer at that level for how long? She was up there for like three and a half hours, four hours?
Speaker 1
Yeah, 45 songs, Bob. Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
Speaker 1
Dude, if I did what she did for one song, insane. I would have to change my clothes.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 Just one. Just one.
Speaker 1
I'm in the tent like, gosh, I need a break. Yeah.
Man, I'm trying to drink these beers and Taylor's still singing.
Speaker 1
This is amazing. Can't feel my hand anymore because all these friendship bracelets are cutting off my circulation.
I mean, you are stacked.
Speaker 1 We actually got a video, if you haven't seen it, you just being so pumped and showing Kai how many bracelets you got.
Speaker 1 It was an awesome experience.
Speaker 1
Obviously, the Swifties make it very memorable. Oh, yeah.
It was awesome. Everyone's so so into it.
They're singing all the songs. It was,
Speaker 1 there's two concerts that have been like that. That one and the first time I saw Bruce Springsteen live.
Speaker 1 But it was equal kind of level of like just these insane fandoms that love these artists so much that they know all of the songs, all of like the run a show even. Like the,
Speaker 1 what is it? The 22 hat? Yeah. Dude, I've never cried at a fucking
Speaker 1
concert. Yeah.
And I was literally tearing up watching this little girl's entire, I'm about to tear up right now. It was fucking so special.
She got into it. It was great.
It was awesome.
Speaker 1 Every single show, she does it. And she makes every show unique with the acoustic set.
Speaker 1
That was my favorite part. So I know everybody, like, right from the go, it's banger after banger.
The man, Kyle, Wyatt's favorite song was the second song. So we were
Speaker 1
recorded that, sent it over to Wyatt. But the acoustic set, first of all, I just love acoustic.
Yeah, you're interested in it.
Speaker 1 When it's just a musician, dude, it's just her, a guitar, and 90,000 people.
Speaker 1 And obviously, every 90,000 people are all singing the songs, so she does have some support, not a unison vocals going on.
Speaker 1
And she's blending from one song to another and like going through it in the piano at times. Like to be good in front of 90,000 people with just that, I think you have to be amazing.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 And you have to, one, have great songs and great lyrics, which she obviously has written and made.
Speaker 1 And then two, be able to perform those seamlessly on the spot, nothing else to hide it.
Speaker 1 Just Just that was the highlight of the evening for me. That's awesome.
Speaker 1 It's cool to see her
Speaker 1
get excited for that moment. And everybody in the show is obviously waiting for that part of the tour or that part of the show to come up.
They are.
Speaker 1
So I'm not the only one that likes the acoustic music. No, everyone's, it's like kind of, it gets everybody on their seat.
And then on top of that, it like puts everybody in a room with Taylor. Yeah.
Speaker 1 Like it's the most intimate.
Speaker 1 Dude, you're in 90,000 people, but for some reason, it feels like you're in a bar just listening to somebody play on a piano.
Speaker 1
She gets it. Yeah, it was amazing.
It was cool. Well, I'm glad you guys enjoyed it.
We had a whole bunch of the friends and fam in town,
Speaker 1 some familiar faces in the suite. And it's just cool to come over to London, support her, and
Speaker 1
yeah, have a few beers while she absolutely killed it on stage. A couple things 92%ers noticed.
Jason brought jeans for Jason. That's right.
That's right. Don't know if you packed them yet, but
Speaker 1 you grabbed the luggage and put it on the plane. And that's good enough.
Speaker 1
Nice, man. yeah, Jason.
I'm not gonna lie, dude, you're looking smooth up there, man. Thanks, man.
Everyone loves Jason carrying the beer with his teeth. That is a Kelsey move for sure.
Speaker 1
And I only do it in a plastic cup. You're saying that you could do it in a glass cup as well.
Well, you can. It's definitely easier in a plastic cup.
Yeah. Or a beer can.
Speaker 1
You can definitely, I mean, you can do anything with your teeth. Yeah.
People don't know this. That's how most animals actually utilize carry things.
They carry them in their mouths.
Speaker 1 So I'm just reverting back to my pre-opposable thumbs evolution characteristic. Okay.
Speaker 1 Carry that beer right now. Do it.
Speaker 1
I mean, that's good. Yeah.
Can you walk around? She's going to do other things. Gosh, I want that to fucking just.
Speaker 1 Don't forget, people, God gave you many things to carry stuff with.
Speaker 1 Don't forget.
Speaker 1 Fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 1
And then something that we don't even know if we're allowed to tell you guys, but we're going to say it here. We've got mixed messages on whether we're allowed to share this story or not.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 And I might hold the the trump card but we're gonna find out uh we met royalty guys that's right that's right there was royalty at the show um i was fortunate enough that i didn't get caught up in traffic long enough to where that's right i got there early and um and got to meet prince william dude how about that last episode
Speaker 1 last episode i think i was quoted as saying royalty dude he was the coolest motherfucker he was awesome he was so cool he's a good dude he was
Speaker 1 i didn't i didn't realize this because obviously we're backstage meeting him because he was there with little George and Charlotte. And they were an absolute delight to meet.
Speaker 1 Wasn't sure if I was supposed to like bow to them, curtsy,
Speaker 1 just be an American idiot and shake their heads.
Speaker 1 They specified, they said, dude, we did get warning because honestly, we don't know the actual. Yeah, we wanted to be polite, especially on this side of the point.
Speaker 1 But they said that because we weren't at like an official royal event, we didn't need to bow or curtsy. If we would have been like an official meeting of royalty event, then it would have been that.
Speaker 1
But I did still address them as your Royal Highness. Yeah, no, 100%.
And I've never felt emasculated. Dude, honestly, I've never seen you.
Speaker 1
That was the closest I've ever been. I've never seen you give someone that much respect.
You put your beer like 10 feet away from you. I didn't have it in my teeth when I met him.
Speaker 1
Your Royal Highness, thank you. Thank you.
And they were just to enjoy your kingdom. They were wonderful people.
And that's what it's about.
Speaker 1 You know, obviously, literally part of a monarchy uh royalty um hard to be a down-to-earth human being i would assume i can i can't imagine uh but came off that way completely very genuine very cool taylor uh mentioned we're honored to be there to meet taylor like very or see taylor i think they had already met before yeah but um well they uh they actually performed uh karaoke with bon jovi are we allowed to share that yeah well i mean it's that's that's real that's our everybody knows that okay cool they were um did bon jovi did bonjovi called them up and they said yeah Living on a Prayer was a song that I guess Prince William.
Speaker 1 I mean, who doesn't
Speaker 1 sing Living On a Prayer? Loves to sing karaoke too. And so Bon Jovi called him up and was like, yo, why don't you come on up here and sing this one with me? And I guess he was like, I don't know.
Speaker 1
And Taylor was just like, let's do this. I'll roll up there with you.
You won't be the only one.
Speaker 1
Tay got him out of his shell. And sure enough, he went up there and they ripped it.
And they said he had a blast. And I'm just like, I don't know if any other prince is doing that.
Speaker 1 You know what I mean? Like, in terms of royalty, like, you like to kind of, I don't know.
Speaker 1 It seems like they like to sit back and the show is the show, but he, uh, he was cool enough to be a part of it. But that just shows you how, you know, personable he is.
Speaker 1
Well, I think he's probably always questioning whenever something like that happens because anything he does is going to be all over everywhere. So, uh, but yeah, he did it.
So shout out to him.
Speaker 1
Shout out to Bon Jovi. Shout out to Bon Jovi for calling the prince.
I uh
Speaker 1
I gotta say, Prince William was a fantastic, but the highlight was Princess Charlotte. Prince George was great too.
She was so fucking adorable. Like, I cannot
Speaker 1 express how,
Speaker 1 I don't know, maybe it's because I have three girls now. It was
Speaker 1 probably as a little sad.
Speaker 1
She had fire to her. She was asking questions.
It was, that was the most electric part of the. Yeah.
I love it.
Speaker 1 I love it when parents ask their kids to be pressed, be vocal, be encouraged them to take lead in a conversation.
Speaker 1
Absolutely. You know what I mean? No doubt.
Just a good meeting to picture and to keep it moving. No, listen,
Speaker 1
let them have a moment. Let them feel comfortable in talking to people.
Yes.
Speaker 1 There's nothing worse than fucking a kid just walking in and just being.
Speaker 1 Let's not shit on kids.
Speaker 1 No, I'm shitting on parents, not encouraging their kids to do that. I agree.
Speaker 1
That was awesome. If anybody's doing it right, Prince Williams is doing it right.
So thank you, Your Royal Highness. It was awesome meeting you.
Very much. And Charlotte and George.
That's right.
Speaker 1
Yeah, so we're not sure if we're even allowed to tell you that. Yeah.
So we'll find out later.
Speaker 1
We'll let you know. All right.
Well, let's get into some
Speaker 1
more London stuff. That's right.
Yeah, we're in London. So why not talk about some things London related? We've been to London before, obviously, to play football.
Yeah.
Speaker 1
I came to London when you played the Lions. The Lions, yeah, 2015, I believe.
Wounded was awesome. Awesome.
We won the game, scored a touchdown in London.
Speaker 1 Same play that we actually used in
Speaker 1
to score touchdown against Buffalo this year in the playoffs. Oh, nice.
A little tight end screen on the goal line. You guys ran a tight end screen against Buffalo.
Yes.
Speaker 1
Forgot about that. Yep.
All right. One of the really cool things about
Speaker 1
that trip was that I just got to experience the city. Yeah.
It was very fortunate that it was during my bye week that year. So I got to go out, go to random bars.
I don't even know where I was at.
Speaker 1
I was taking the tube to different areas. Have you ever been to London outside of playing in London? No.
I haven't. So what do you have? Experienced any of it yet?
Speaker 1 I guess we're going to have another couple days here.
Speaker 1 Yeah, I'll.
Speaker 1 Do you plan on checking anything out, Buckingham Palace, Big Ben?
Speaker 1 I need some plant-based nermegetics. Okay.
Speaker 1
I've enjoyed London since I've been here. Okay.
The people are awesome. The biggest thing that I've noticed is one, I get completely fucked up every time we take a left turn into the left lane.
Speaker 1
I think it's fucking crazy. I think we're committing suicide.
And I immediately like, watch out, watch out, watch out. Takes some getting used to.
Yeah. So getting used to that.
Speaker 1
Every single room I go into feels like it's not made for people my size. They're older buildings.
Yep. Yep.
Then on top of that, the beers,
Speaker 1
I'm not going to lie, a little bit tastier over here. Yeah.
I mean,
Speaker 1
they've been doing it for a little bit longer, I would assume. They have been.
They have been.
Speaker 1
But it does taste really nice over here. Beers are great.
They're flown lovely. And I love the scenery, man.
The scenery is awesome. It kind of switches depending on what part of London you're in.
Speaker 1
Yeah. And I like that.
I think it's cool. I think it's very unique.
I love checking out different architecture. And I'm all in on it.
Speaker 1
It's really cool to see buildings and places that have been around for so long. Exactly.
I like it when it feels like it's more part of the landscape. Yeah.
Speaker 1
Like it was like it's embedded there as opposed to like a lot of places in the U.S. that have been built even within the last 20 years.
They're bulldozing stuff to
Speaker 1
yeah, they have to change the landscape up to build it. Yeah.
So after that, it's like there's like a 200-year-old tree next to something that was built in the 1600s.
Speaker 1
It's going to feel like it's got a home. It's cool.
Even the way it like rests in the ground i feel like
Speaker 1 the buildings are kind of like crooked it is yeah it is what it is but it's cool it's cool yeah it's unique you don't have anything you're gonna say that you're looking forward to checking out probably a few more shows of course
Speaker 1 no no all right fair enough abbey road what about abby you gonna go check it out what's that So we're gonna eat some British slang quiz.
Speaker 1 We're gonna say some British words and phrases and see if we can guess what they mean. Yeah,
Speaker 1
the the New Heights team has put these words here. We have not been privy to them prior to this show.
I'm way better with slang than I am with property. I'm not going to lie.
Speaker 1 I think you're going to do much better at this than I am. So, the first phrase we have
Speaker 1
is: see a man about a dog. Am I saying that right? How would you guess it? That's right.
All right. See a man about a dog.
Speaker 1 I'm going to assume that that means someone needs to buy a dog and they're going to go see a breeder
Speaker 1
to purchase a dog. It's too too easy.
That's the point Jason has to meet as underlining meaning. I'm going to say it means see a man about a dog means
Speaker 1
I have a girl for you. There's no chance.
You're right.
Speaker 1 Can we reveal what the actual phrase means, New Heights Team? When you jokingly don't want to reveal where you are going.
Speaker 1
So you're being secretive. Yeah.
Commonly used if you're going to the toilet. I should have used that last night.
Speaker 1
I should have used that when you just asked me, what else am I going to be doing in London? Gonna see a man about a dog. See a man about a dog.
That's good. I like this.
Speaker 1
I think we're getting the hang of this. All right.
Next one, full of beans. Full of beans.
Speaker 1
I think that's probably full of shit, right? Gotta be. Right.
I don't think, I think we got this one. New Heights.
Speaker 1
Full of beans. Talking out your ass, full of shit.
Someone who is very energetic and vivacious. Oh, we were wrong.
Full of beans. Full of beans is like life of the party.
Ooh.
Speaker 1 I would say you're a full,
Speaker 1
you always are full of beans. You're fucking electric.
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 I'm like that all right full of beans is fun i like that one it's brass monkeys outside is that a real fucking saying it's cold as balls it's brass monkeys would you guys ever say that i mean i'm getting a nod here
Speaker 1 i like this i like the sound of this it's brass it's brass monkeys outside brass monkeys outside it's i think that's like electric right huh it's electric oh it's loud as
Speaker 1 what what i don't even know what's happening now brandon it can't be that hard i'm fucking up in the dock jesus christ it's four o'clock we see that you're up in the dock brandon you're a goddamn professional bitterly cold knew it all right when it's bitterly cold i said that i said it's cold as did you yeah that was my first initial like reaction to it was as cold as how the did you get cold from brass monkeys because the brass is cold i don't know man sometimes you just it's in you to just know it i just don't know what monkeys or brass has to do with being cold here someone british say because someone can you say dude the saying is freeze the nuts off a brass monkey oh
Speaker 1
see we're not getting the full brandon I would have got there with that full definition. Brandon.
So we were just informed the actual full-length. Now British people just say brass monkeys.
Speaker 1 You can just Google to figure out what the slang is. But brass monkeys is said because you don't want to, you're being coy about the full phrase, which is freeze the nuts off a brass monkey, which
Speaker 1 that's definitely cold.
Speaker 1 All right.
Speaker 1
A Kent face. Kent face.
We're from Ohio, so Kent. Clark Kent.
Oh, Clark.
Speaker 1
I was going to say Kent University. Clark Kent.
Yeah, Clark Kent. Where are we going with this? Superman? Superman's from Cleveland.
Speaker 1
Kent face. So it's a very handsome person.
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I'm with you on that.
I'll double down on that. A Devonair.
And the answer is
Speaker 1 commonly used in Scott when a person has seen a person they know.
Speaker 1
Kent face. Kent face.
So it's just another Kent face. Or no, that's a Kent face.
I know that Kent face. All right, cool.
Yeah, nice.
Speaker 1 Does anyone want to look up?
Speaker 1 Sarah, what's your name?
Speaker 1
I don't even want to look up at you anymore because I know that these are not commonly used slang anymore. Now that I know.
How common are these?
Speaker 1 Somewhat.
Speaker 1
I got hella. They're still around.
All across.
Speaker 1 All across.
Speaker 2 The cross monkeys ones used quite a bit.
Speaker 1
Okay. I would too.
I like it now. I might use it now.
All right. Pied off.
Speaker 1 All right, we're getting a look over here.
Speaker 1 I'm telling you. I mean, Pete doesn't even know that.
Speaker 1
We got to stop going for fucking Google. We got to go to Bing.
Yeah. I got to ask Ashwell London people: okay, pied off.
What does this mean? Pied off, pissed off.
Speaker 1
Pied off means you're fucking shit-faced. That's good.
I think you nailed it. And the answer is: if you've been pied off, you've been rejected or shot down.
Speaker 1 Yeah, you got pied in the face. You got fucking
Speaker 1
pozoed the clown. Cream pied.
All right, tosser. Can I get your number? Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1
A tosser, a tosser is a. So this is a wanker.
It's a no? No, no. Tosser is a bar, is a bartender.
I don't think so. I think this is a, like an asshole, fucking douchebag.
Stupid or unpleasant person.
Speaker 1
Nailed it. Butters.
Butters. Okay, we're on to butters now.
Butters is silky. You just did something sweet.
Well, it's Bo Allen is what it is. Butters, like, that was nice.
That was dope.
Speaker 1
I kind of, I'm kind of with you. I don't know.
Something's telling me it's not either one of those, something negative. Go ahead.
In America, butters refers to a certain color of Timberland Boot.
Speaker 1 Okay.
Speaker 1 That's freaking good.
Speaker 1
Can we see what butters means? New Heights Team. Unappealing, disgusting, horrible.
I knew it. So we were, you were the complete opposite.
Yeah, I knew it, though. I felt it, though.
Speaker 1
I was like, Butters are like, I'm like, I'm like, this is nice. This is nice.
And then right before, it was like, a lot of times when something's an antonym, they're actually closer than you think.
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 1
Antonym. An antonym.
Sorry to all the British people. Yeah, I'm sorry for anybody we offended with our terrible
Speaker 1
pronunciation usage. Don't even use any of the slang anymore.
So, I think I might start using Tosser. Brass monkeys,
Speaker 1 I like when things actually have like a really dirty meaning, but you find a way to say it in like a respectful way. But everybody who really hears it, they think of that.
Speaker 1 Like, I would have never thought of a brass monkey's nuts until I found out now.
Speaker 1 Now, when somebody says brass monkeys, I'm gonna get a picture of a brass monkey's nuts and it's gonna be fucking hilarious in my own head. Yeah, you know what I mean? I like phrases like that.
Speaker 1 Players' ads, figures of the Revolutionary War,
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Speaker 1 We're going to do a segment that we haven't done in a long time called Players As,
Speaker 1 where we're going to be attempting to list players that resemble historical figures of the Revolutionary War. What Jason said.
Speaker 1 It's obviously Americans being in London. We can't help but think back to those days.
Speaker 1
Have you watched Benjamin Franklin? Benjamin Franklin. It's a show.
I didn't know there was a show. Benjamin Franklin.
Sounds like a dope show. Nice.
You should watch it.
Speaker 1
Does it just talk about Benjamin Franklin? Is it like a reenactment? Honestly, just was curious if you've seen it. I mean, he kind of looks like Benjamin Franklin.
I could see that going pretty well.
Speaker 1
He kills it. I didn't know Franklin was such a smooth operator, too.
Are you kidding me? One of the founding fathers? All these fucking guys are smooth operators. I don't know.
There's a few that
Speaker 1 didn't get quite the reputation.
Speaker 1 Oh, look, it's George.
Speaker 1 All righty, we're going to start off with old horsemouth George Washington, father of the country, commander-in-chief of the Continental Army, and the first president of the United States.
Speaker 1 Wooden teeth, we've actually found out they're not wooden. Yeah, that's why they've gone to wooden teeth to hide the fact that this guy was a fucking Neanderthal.
Speaker 1 He was a ginger 6'2, 175, 74-pound man who back in the day, that would be a monstrous human being,
Speaker 1 imposing figure, and first president of our nation. Who are thinking George Washington is in the NFL? Who is an imposing figure? I feel like Callaius Campbell, like an old.
Speaker 1
No, it's got to be a founding father. You got to go back.
It's got to be older.
Speaker 1
It has to be. It has to be like one of the initial guys.
Oh, so we're going old school NFL. No, I see what you're going with.
Who's AFL versus NFL? But who was like an imposing? I mean,
Speaker 1
are we going? But it's a player. Huh? It's a player.
It wasn't a coach.
Speaker 1
Yeah, you got to be, yeah, it's a player. So he was kind of, he was a general.
Not only was he playing in front of him. Johnny Unitas.
Speaker 1
Yeah, he's got to be a quarterback because he's playing, but he's also commanding. Johnny Unitis is a good one.
That's an old school Bart star. He's a little too athletic.
Speaker 1
See, it's just weird because I feel like the quarterbacks back then, they're not as heralded as the quarterbacks now. Len Dawson.
Len Dawson smoking a cig in the locker room.
Speaker 1 I'm not giving Len Dawson that. What?
Speaker 1
Is he really that? Is he really like that? Yes. I feel he's like that because you play for the Chiefs.
What do you mean?
Speaker 1
He won the Super Bowl. And he won a bunch of AFL championships before that.
And he played for the AFL, the American Football League.
Speaker 1 Yeah, well, well, that's also known as the not-so-good football league. Yeah, well, ask a British guy about America.
Speaker 1 Right? That was a good one, right? Thanks, guys.
Speaker 1
Some suggestions here from the team. Joe Namath, Eli Manning, no, no, Andy Reid.
He can't be a coach. He's got to be a player quarterback.
I feel pretty strongly about that.
Speaker 1
John Elway, another notable thing, George Washington pulled off maybe the biggest upset of all time in the Revolutionary War. Who's this? George Washington.
Which battle was that? Oh, my gosh.
Speaker 1 What's the one on the is it the Battle of the Delaware? Is that the one where he's coming across the Delaware? Coming across the Delaware? Yeah. They got a
Speaker 1 coach.
Speaker 1
I think. I don't know.
All right, Dick Bucus. Dick Buckis played and coached.
Dude, who do you think it is?
Speaker 1
I'm kind of with you on Johnny Unidas. I don't know why.
It's got to be a founding quarterback. And Unitas is more in my head than somebody like
Speaker 1 Lenn Dawson for some reason.
Speaker 1 Who was the Browns quarterback back when they were winning titles? It was Jim Brown. No, before that, though.
Speaker 1
The whole team. It was Paul Brown as a coach.
They were more of a running smash mouth team, huh? Yeah. Otto Graham.
That's who I'm thinking of.
Speaker 1 No? No. I just don't know that there's an NFL figure as iconic as George Washington to really...
Speaker 1
If we're going upsets, we could go Nick Foles. He is a tall.
He's a tall man. It's kind kind of goofy.
He ain't got horse.
Speaker 1
I could see Nick having some horse teeth. He ain't got horse teeth.
Yeah. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1
In another era, I don't think Nick would be ashamed of having some horse teeth in that mouth. He ain't got a horse teeth.
He's got a big mouth. He's got a horse.
Yeah, well,
Speaker 1 he's already got horse appendages.
Speaker 1
Foles is George Washington. Let's get to our next founding father here, Benjamin Franklin.
Old Benny. Benny.
All right. Benny and the Jets, Electric, Genius inventor.
Limited mobility.
Speaker 1
Also, he was 5'9, 220 pounds. Probably a lineman, right? Or is he a coach? He's either a not playing, he's just like commanding.
I feel like he's a coach. I think he's a coach.
I'm with you.
Speaker 1
He's a writer. He was a publisher.
Yeah. This is a guy that's really, he's doing the X's and O's.
Yeah.
Speaker 1
He's a schemer. He's a schemer.
Ooh, nice word. Nice word.
We're on it. Who's a schemer? I mean, it's got to be.
We got Kyle Shanahan.
Speaker 1
We got two. We got two guys.
It could be. As much as I love the Shanahan family, I feel like it's got to be one of the greatest, like,
Speaker 1 all-time winning.
Speaker 1 Okay, so Andy Reid. Or
Speaker 1 Lombardi.
Speaker 1
Who? Belichick. I'm not getting the Belichick vibe from Benny.
Belichick's a smooth operator, his girlfriend's like. Let's not go there, please.
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1
He's killing it. Yeah.
I feel like all these guys have to be from the old era of the NFL. They can't be modern.
Speaker 1
Honestly, the more I look at it, Kyle Shanahan and Benjamin Franklin, they mesh actually pretty good. They do.
I think Andy Reid. They're also innovative.
Sean McVay, maybe.
Speaker 1
Also in the same Shanahan tree. Electric.
They both really invented that whole style. For some reason, I was thinking Lombardi.
Hank Stram. Matriculating the Ballad on the Field.
Matriculate the Ball.
Speaker 1 I just feel like
Speaker 1 it's an older gentleman who really laid the foundation for things and was
Speaker 1 inventive of the time oh
Speaker 1 that's exactly who it is who the fuck is that guy Joe Walsh the inventor of the west coast offense Andy Reed disciple well Andy Reid is a disciple of ultimately that system
Speaker 1 so holgram got it from Walsh who is Walsh the head coach for uh 49er bill Walsh thank you why did I say Joe Walsh I knew that was wrong when you fucking typed it Brandon's for the Eagles I fucked that one I was like, dude, why does that name sound weird that I'm saying it that way?
Speaker 1
It is a Walsh, man. I was close.
I'm like,
Speaker 1 it's four o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1 It is four o'clock
Speaker 1 for you guys. Bill Walsh, 49ers, right? That's where West Coast offense was,
Speaker 1
right? Is this the offense where the wide receivers had like a sprinter stance? I don't know. I don't know that much about it.
I just know that that whole system was started by him.
Speaker 1 And like the amount of NFL offenses that have since come out of the Bill Walsh system is pretty
Speaker 1 and are based on it.
Speaker 1 Well, it sounds like Kyle Shanahan.
Speaker 1
I'm going Bill Walsh. You go Kyle Shanahan, I'll go Bill Walsh.
All right.
Speaker 1 King George, longest serving king in British history, blew the biggest lead in modern warfare against the underdog, the Americans,
Speaker 1 big into taxes and procedures.
Speaker 1 Who would be King George of the NFL?
Speaker 1
There's only one. I think it's a unanimous decision here.
Yeah. Three, two,
Speaker 1 one, Roger Goodill.
Speaker 1 In King George's defense, Roger's a fucking great dude.
Speaker 1
I'm sure King George is a great dude. That's what I'm saying.
The only difference is Roger hasn't blown any lead. He's still on the come, he's on the up and up.
He's waiting for that to happen.
Speaker 1 You know, the XFL is coming.
Speaker 1
All right. King Roger.
Paul Revere. Love you.
Paul Revere,
Speaker 1 American military officer who engaged in a midnight ride in 1775 to alert nearby Minutemen of the approaching British troops. Legendary figure in,
Speaker 1 oh my gosh, Boston.
Speaker 1 He was the king of the original trash talking, if you think about it, would be
Speaker 1 the snitch. Who is the one?
Speaker 1
Wasn't it the Battle of Lexington? When he did it, wasn't that the Paul Revere? I have no fucking clue. I think it is.
I mean, he did it in Boston.
Speaker 1
No, he didn't. I've literally been to the fucking, like, where he rode.
It's in Boston. No way.
Speaker 1 Why are you not believing me on this? I've been to the actual spot. I believe it.
Speaker 1 Right.
Speaker 1
I thought it was Lexington, Kentucky. It's not.
It's Boston. There's like a whole trail that they like have in Boston.
So it was Battle of Lexington in Boston.
Speaker 1
I don't know. I don't know if that's real or not.
All right. NFL figures who have been.
It's got to be somebody that is very vocal, someone that is brave. Brave, vocal.
Someone that's aware.
Speaker 1 While everybody else is sleeping, this motherfucker's...
Speaker 1 He's riding.
Speaker 1
Somebody's very sneaky. I feel like this is like a member of the media.
Like, this is someone who's shouting it. Dude.
This isn't a player. We got like Philip Rivers.
Speaker 1
Yeah, he's vocal, but this is like an announcer. He's announcing that the British are coming.
Who's the most iconic announcer of all time? Scott Van Pelt.
Speaker 1 SVP?
Speaker 1
I was thinking more like game day announcer. Upper East Coast.
I mean, he is an East Coast guy. I was thinking more game day announcer.
Who's the most like, he's John Madden? I got John Madden.
Speaker 1 I was about to say, John Madden.
Speaker 1 Paul Revere. Yeah.
Speaker 1 I like that. The British are coming.
Speaker 1
I got to. I got to hear his voice.
Now, this is what you're having.
Speaker 1
Oh, it's not even how he talks. I don't know anybody.
You're close, though. He got the mommy cooler, and he got the daddy cooler, and then he got the baby cleaner for that bit.
Speaker 1
Nice, man. Yeah.
John Madden. All right, P, John.
John Madden about that. Most iconic announcer of the NFL is the most iconic announcer of the Revolutionary War.
There you go. All righty.
Speaker 1 Food section part three on our final bit of
Speaker 1
British cuisine, which shocker, this, or I guess surprise, it's not British cuisine. It's Philadelphia cuisine, Trav.
I've already had one. You already had one of these? I had this for breakfast.
Speaker 1 We're in a Philadelphia bar in London, so we thought thought we would judge something that they were trying to replicate in my hometown of Philadelphia now.
Speaker 1
We're going to try their Philly cheesesteak at the Pass Young Bar. You ready for it, Jess? Ready if you are.
Awesome. That's what that is.
Speaker 1 Perfect. And this is cheese whiz, so this is very true to tradition.
Speaker 2 But homemade cheese whiz.
Speaker 1 Homemade cheese whiz.
Speaker 2 We can't import cheese whiz in this country, so we make it ourselves.
Speaker 1
So you don't have commercial cheese whiz available. We do not.
EU food regulations. I'm not going to lie.
I think that's a point to Britain. I think that's a pro-UK.
Speaker 1 I don't know the cheese whiz should be. What do they microwave their cheese? Are they microwave their cheese? No, I think it's a proof that they don't allow the sale of actual cheese whiz.
Speaker 1
So this is really a cheese sauce. Alrighty, let's give it a go.
Is this a Amaroso roll? Close enough. It does feel like it.
It's got a similar texture.
Speaker 1 Ooh, fresh out there.
Speaker 1 Jesse.
Speaker 1
I feel like I'm in Philadelphia. That's cool.
This is so good.
Speaker 1
I got to say. Not as good as Penn Station, but it is delicious.
I did not think
Speaker 1 it's really hard to replicate. No, it's not.
Speaker 1 No, it's not. We're not doing this.
Speaker 1
I feel like the bread is the hardest thing to get right. 100%.
Listen, this is a good cheese. And the bread has
Speaker 1 this
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feels like I'm... eating an Amarosa roll.
But it's like this is a piece of bread I would get in Philadelphia. 100%.
The cheese,
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I mean, this is better than cheese whizz if I'm being honest. I don't really like cheese whizz.
I usually get American. Nacho cheese is not cheese.
Do you guys have American cheese? We do, but
Speaker 2 I get it.
Speaker 1 No, I'm just asking. I didn't know if that was also illegal in the UK.
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There's one thing that I feel like London has not been able to replicate. I don't think they're trying to replicate it.
I think the red meat over here is
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trying to replicate everything. Beef over here is not good.
I'll go on record saying that. Beef in America is fucking fantastic.
Speaker 1 You guys lack the the amount of corn necessary in these cows' diets.
Speaker 1 That's funny as hell. But it's really good beef as well.
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It's like my third one of the day. It was awesome.
This is a fucking great cheese steak, Jesse.
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Well done. Well done.
Shout out to Nasdaq cheese on steak. We can eat while we do no dumb questions here.
Next segment is No Dumb Questions.
Speaker 1 All right, now let's get to the episode everybody knows about No Dumb Questions because there's no such thing as dumb questions. There's a bunch of dumb people, man.
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No dumb questions is brought to you by Uncorruptibles. The best part of the sandwich.
Everyone knows that. From Joe Dom143,
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would you ever consider becoming a ref? Hell yes. You would.
Oh, put the league in my hands. I got us, boys.
Speaker 1 Roger would either fire me right away or I would boost ratings. Why would he fire you? Because I'm not throwing a fucking flag.
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Old school football, baby. Helmet to helmet contact.
flags in the pocket. Launching the quarterback, flags in the pocket.
So quarterback gets no protection. Targeting.
No. What about kickers?
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They get special treatment, too? Well, based on the current rules, yes. No, not a chance.
Not with Travis Kelsey.
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No, no, no. You're out there on the field.
You go, everyone gets the same rules.
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I mean, listen. It's up to your teammates to fucking.
I would love these rules, and I would love an official like that. But this is, yeah, you would get fired if we're not a big fighter.
Speaker 1 Yeah, you would get fired after one game.
Speaker 1 Bring back football.
Speaker 1 the new orleans states have lost their starting quarterback punter and kicker all in week one travis kelcey didn't slow a flag and has been fired well we got by king roger
Speaker 1 yeah i would not want to be a referee no you don't have to answer to anyone i think i would have there's no there's no like media you don't have to like justify anything you could just fucking just be blatantly wrong and be okay with it i think you are not paying attention to the current landscape of officiating i think those guys are under more scrutiny than ever before back in the day maybe be an official, but under the current things, with the way people gamble and the expectation of referees to get everything right, I think it's, I would not want to be a referee at all.
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Anyways, no dumb question number two. Would you play for a team in London? Fuck yes.
Yes. 100%.
Unquestionably. I'm actually waiting for that team to play for another team other than the Chiefs.
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Like that's the only situation is if I get to play abroad. Like your home team be abroad.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 How long do you think it'll be before there's an NFL team in London? Less than 10 years. You think within the decade? i don't know for a fact it's going to be london but i think the teams
Speaker 1 i think if there's an nfl team the first city it's coming to is london i'll i'll go on record for that i mean it's where we've been playing for the most overseas yeah there's the most amount of fans here there's there's the biggest appetite in london it's a major market the only other cities that it would also be in would be like i know germany has a lot of nfl fans so there'd probably be a german team i'd assume in munich or berlin yeah but i think london's getting the first one if it ever happens it's also the closest for the most part to the united states right
Speaker 1 london's not the closest
Speaker 1 of europe what's the closest
Speaker 1 i'm getting a lot of head nods of spain maybe
Speaker 1 it might be closer that might be true i don't i'm trying to like look at a map now yeah in my head Germany's up there I think it I think London's more inland than Germany though so I but I don't know where it is compared to like well here's France it's definitely closer than Germany because France is here.
Speaker 1 London and the UK are like right above France.
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Is that Spain? Spain's to the left and Portugal are to the left of France. So I guess technically Portugal is probably closer.
Yeah. The answer is Iceland.
We're not counting Iceland, okay?
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We're not going into Viking territory. We're talking about fucking like normal UK.
Where are you? Europe. Where's your head at? You're over here fucking...
Yeah. Well, technically, Greenland.
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Like, how far away from the fucking continent are we getting here? It's on Google. I Googled it.
I'm sorry. I'll play in Iceland.
Yeah, Iceland's beautiful. But Iceland's not getting an NFL team.
Speaker 1 They're still trying to lure tourists with cheap fucking flights and cruises.
Speaker 1 They got mom.
Speaker 1 They're going to get me some.
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Those springs look pretty glorious. Playing for a team internationally would be really, really cool.
And I'm not going to lie. When I played in London, I thought it was fucking awesome.
It was fun.
Speaker 1 I really want to go to a... the football game out here, a soccer game,
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catch a Premier League game out here. Or a Wrexham game.
God damn it. Yeah, playing in London would be awesome.
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It's a city that I've enjoyed coming to watch games in, play games in, just coming to in general. It's a lot of fun.
I can still eat great cheesesteaks now that I know this exists too, so why not?
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There you go. Well, that does it for no dumb questions.
Brought to you by Uncrussibles, the best part of the sandwich. We did it.
How crazy. I'm proud of you.
Speaker 1 Now we can go enjoy other parts of London. Like,
Speaker 1 still not saying, still playing.
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Still. Kentoff.
What's our
Speaker 1 phrase did we get that was secretive? Which one was that one? You're gonna go see a man about a dog? Go see a man about a dog. All righty, that wraps up this episode.
Speaker 1 That's it for another episode of New Heights. Thank you to Passionate Bar for hosting us in London abroad.
Speaker 1 Thank you to everyone who provided the meals and different food items. It was an honor to try these British staples.
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And to all the 92%ers tuning in, we'll see you guys next time. Peace.
Speaker 1
My brain is still not really working. I think I've slept seven hours in the last three days.
Let me tell you,
Speaker 1 I disagree with Taylor. Jet lag is not a choice.
Speaker 1 It is when you have accelerators, dude.
Speaker 1 Fair enough.