Jason Gets Heckled, Travis Golfs with The Great One and the Kelces London Era | Ep 96

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slash new heights. This is

Tay, isn't it? Thank you very much. See what we're

rocking with. Okay, that is still blazing

hot. I think you're supposed to drink it hot, right?

Hmm? Nothing.

Dude, put your pinky out and do it properly.

Cheers. Pinky out.
Hello, governor. Welcome to New Heights.
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We're your hosts. I'm Travis Cousins, my big brother, Jason Kelsey, coming out of Cleveland Heights, Ohio.
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the people what we got coming up over here

in UK. That's right, we got a

great episode, we are officially

out of the house, that's right, we are a show

brought to you by Canada

from the United States and now filming in London

in a bar that resembles Philadelphia

a lot of plane travel

and idea travels, but we're here right

now in the country that blew a 13

colony lead, that's

right, we're in right now in the country that blew a 13 colony lead. That's right.
That ain't right. We're in London, folks.
That ain't right. We're recording this bright and early on Saturday morning in the middle of the night for the New Heights team.
Shout out to the production staff who do anything possible to bring the show to you guys. All right.
Much more than we're willing to go. And yeah, we're going to talk everything about Tita and you.
We're going to get to some English food and beverages. I don't know if you just heard that.
We were talking to our lovely friend, Jesse, who is the manager of this beautiful establishment. And yeah, we're going to get into the reason why I think everybody's actually going to be watching this episode.
Why is that? New news! New news coming in high. All right.
We got to shout out Passyunk Bar.

This bar, I don't know if you guys can tell from Brittany,

who I've just learned the name of.

Yeah.

This wonderful suit to my right.

This is a Philadelphia bar.

And I've learned that there are more than,

this is the first bar, I believe,

that was Philadelphia themed, right?

And you guys have now expanded to four different locations

or three, soon to be four.

Okay, there we go.

Jesse, this is actually great timing. Perfect timing.
We're shouting out Passy Yunk Bar. This is Jesse, the manager of Passy Yunk Bar.
Hello everyone. So this is your Passy Yunk Ale.
That is the Passy Yunk Pale Ale made by Sandburg's Prairie for us specifically. Nobody else has it but us.
Oh, wonderful. So this is, you can exclusively get this at Passy Y a Bar or the other two locations, I'm assuming? Yes, of course.
Okay. Jesse, is that are you wearing 13 as your lucky number? It is my lucky number.
It is your lucky number. I know somebody.
Nobody knew what Taylor Swift either. Really? Listen, I was a 13 guy.
You're a 13 guy. That's my hockey number.
It's my favorite number. Yeah, I know.
I think great minds should take a just saying it works. Cheers.
I mean, yeah. I mean, that's damn good.
That is damn good. It is really good.
And that will be. I can drink about 40 of those.
Yeah, I'm probably going to need a few more of those by the end of this. That was really delicious, actually.
The more it just simmers. So where did Brittany come from? Something made her for us.
And we've actually had people wear that costume in the past. That's a costume.
That's a wearable item? Yeah. Oh, well, let's see how many Patsy Young Pails we get.
Brittany might be going on somebody today. Yeah.
Anyways, yeah, no better place to be filming our podcast in London than a Philadelphia specific bar. But we're excited to be here.
By the time this airs, Beer Bowl is officially tomorrow. All right now.
And we have one last update for the submissions from our friends, Bo Allen. Bo, honey, Bobo.
Honey, Bobo. Hey, what's up? It's the Butter King, Bo Allen.
Kelsey, I know you're going to be drunk as hell, and I'm the only person capable of carrying you home. I'll drink you under the table and then carry you home from the bar like I did that night you first met Kylie.
My beer bowl partner, Carl Nassib, him and I really tore it up. Here's a video of Carl chugging a beer.
Carl. Also, it's Pride Month.
So if you don't let Carl in, it's a hate crime. That's so good.
Team Carl, or let's say team, team Bo and Carl. Team Bo and Carl.
I mean, you got to. Yeah, they're in.
They're in. Yeah.
It'd be a hate crime if you didn't. That's right.
When we don't want to do hate crimes. No, not at all.
Yeah, I think we've officially decided that celebs will be competing. They will be in a separate bracket.
Oh, nice. So, there will be the amateur and the professionals bracket.
The amateurs will be competing for $50,000 at Beer Bowl. The professionals will be competing for bragging rights.
And eventually, there will be a head-to- head once the culmination of those two brackets are finished. Nice.
So, yeah, we figured it out. The amateurs are the only ones that can win the money.
Correct. Yeah.
I'm not giving $50,000 to Boyle. It's not getting that.
All right. Nice.
Well, great submission, honey, Bobo. All right.
God, I'm having FOMO already. It's going to be good.
And hopefully the teams will know who else is in it by the time this airs. Hopefully we're going to start reaching out to you guys so that we know all 16 teams that have officially made it into Beer Bowl.
No, actually, you know what? I ran into the boys, busting with the boys. Our guys Taylor and Will Compton.
That's right, Beer Olympics. That will actually be happening the day before this.
Yeah, I just wanted to make sure everybody knew that we were on track to do it. And then I unfortunately had to get tied up with some things and leave.
But I didn't just leave your beer drinking Olympics. I left Jason's beer bowl as well.
No, he bailed on everybody. Yeah.
This is just sorry again, boys. But shout out to Bustin' with the boys.
That is going to be amazing. And make sure you guys check out Bustin' to see who wins that thing because it's not just amateurs over there.
Yeah. It's professionals.
When this airs, it will already be over. So, I guess, yeah, that will go on YouTube, too.
Cool. Shout out to Bustin'.
Let's get to our first English food that we are going to attempt to eat and try on the podcast. Oh, shit.
We got to eat food? I thought we were just drinking English beer. Well, they got a full English breakfast for us.
All right. Did you guys let them know I'm no mayo and onions? We told them nothing.
God damn it. So you're getting the full English treatment.
Yay. I don't think they do mayonnaise with breakfast, though.
Nice sausage. Jesse, thank you so much.
What do we have here?

Oh, my gosh.

Classic English breakfast.

Which is...

Classic English breakfast.

So we got...

Beans, most importantly.

Yeah, why...

What is it with the beans?

Try it with the toast.

You'll understand.

Do I dip the toast in it?

Yeah, my husband will actually eat

just beans and toast for dinner quite often.

Beans and toast.

The middle thing is black pudding.

Okay, what is black pudding?

I kind of don't want to tell you that until after you eat it it's a blood sausage yeah that's traditional english breakfast okay this is their version of bacon right here our bacon is our bacon is called streaky bacon streaky bacon is that like a is like a spam type of deal or no it's bacon it's just not the strips that we're used to nice okay it looks like my least favorite kind of bacon which is like not crispy bacon. And then nothing in England comes without chips.
Perfect. Nice.
And that's what these are? Yes. Yes.
That's fries. French fries or chips.
I mean, not this far. They're French fries.
Of course, yes. Lovely.
Nice. Alrighty.
Alright, Jason, go ahead. Can you...
Can you hand me one of those forks? I feel like I to go beans and toast after Jessie's strong endorsement from her husband. Oh, my God.
I'm not going to lie, Jessie. I don't get the big deal about it.
I've never understood. It's, yeah, it's what you think it is.
It's beans and toast. It's not bad.
It's very bland. Yeah.
Yeah, it's beans and toast. Now, in America, what I would do with beans and something resembling a hot dog is I would combine those two.
Because beans and weenies, now that's an Ed Kelsey staple right there. It's an Ed Kelsey staple.
Yeah. That's pretty good.
Let me try that out now. Oh, yeah.
Oh, there it is. There it is.
See, I like the weenies with the beans. Maybe so.
I'll try a chip with a bean. Should I try this blood sausage? Should you? Are you not going to eat any of this? No, I think you're doing great.
Travis, you got to give it something. No, I don't.
I don't. Do it.
You're not going to try any of it? No, I already had breakfast. I had a Philly cheesesteak for breakfast, Jason.
All right, all right. And it was delicious.
They have a great Philly cheesesteak here. Make sure you guys, if you pop in.
I think we're having that later. I'll do it again.
Beans and weenies, though, has got your name on it. I'll tell you what.
I'll try some of this bacon. I don't know what it is.
I've had blood sausage before. I've never really.
It's not as good as regular sausage, so I don't know why people still make it. What's the difference between blood sausage? I think it has blood in it.
I think that's the big difference. Right? Yeah.
Perfect. Nailed that one.
Bacon egg? I'll try it. I mean, that's...
What's this? Toast and eggs? Crispy's up with the bacon a little bit. You know what? I went into this bacon thinking it was going to be bad because I really don't like flimsy, non-crispy bacon.
Still not as good as crispy bacon, but it's good. It's good.
I'm out going for a second bite. All right, I'm a little hungry.
I like a lot. This is great.
Oh, very good. Let's get back to the show.
Very good. Breakfast was phenomenal.
Thank you. And nothing goes down like a pale ale.
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Who wants to be in the house in June in the summer? All right, Trav, before we got over here to London, while you were still in America, you got out of the house. Of course I did.
You went to Nashville for Tight End U. Las Vegas, baby.
And before Tight End U or during Tight End U, you also got out of the house from there and went golfing with Dustin Johnson and Wayne Gretzky, I presume, based on this picture.

Wayne fucking Gretzky.

That's pretty damn cool.

Dude.

The great one.

The great one.

Is he great at golf? I was like starstruck.

There's a handful that have just taken words and just had me flustered and I couldn't even

really ask him anything or say what's up.

I don't really know what to say. Yeah.
I'm just kind of around and I'm like, oh yeah. Oh yeah.
It's Father's Day. Happy Father's Day, Wayne.
You saw him on Father's Day? It was like the day before. That's awesome.
But yeah. The father of hockey.
Yeah. There you go.
I believe he was in Nashville because Dustin Johnson was in the live tournament, the LIV golf league. And they were having a tournament in Nashville after the weekend after.
So actually the weekend that we're recording this right now. So hopefully Dustin's out there winning that thing.
There we go. And happy 40th Dustin.
Turns 40 Sunday. So and hopefully he keeps taking over the Live Golf Tournament.
He was awesome. The entire Gretzky family was awesome.
Got to swing it little bit learned some things from uh dj on my on my swing and um started just absolutely piercing fairways so fucking watch out boys did wayne play barefoot uh no he um he was just kind of around he was hanging he was hanging so he might play with him i think he already played around yeah i was him. So you were just hanging with him a little bit.
Got it.

Yeah.

I was fortunate.

He just kind of came over.

I was playing with his wife and then DJ and his wife, Wayne's daughter.

Yeah.

So golfing was great.

That's all I got for you.

Yeah.

I mean, it's pretty cool.

Wayne is one of those guys where he's like, he's like Wayne Gretzky, Michael Jordan, probably

eventually Kate and Clark, where it's like individual people make an entire country tune into their sport. 1,000%.
Hockey was never bigger than when Wayne Gretzky was playing it. And it was ridiculous how much it grew the sport.
Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods.
That's another one. How did I fucking forget about Tiger Woods? Yeah.
What's another one? I met Paul Rabel before awesome lacrosse for those of you that don't know he wasn't quite on that yeah it wasn't the same if you played lacrosse you knew to me he was he was that Forrest Gump you can't tell me that Forrest Gump wasn't the reason you started playing ping pong when

you were a kid.

We had a ping pong table in the basement, and it did seem to line up with when that movie

came out.

Bobby Boucher?

Apollo Ono.

Apollo Ono.

I don't think that ever really took off.

You've been kind of tuned in in the Olympics.

Exactly.

Nobody really watched it, and then all of a sudden he was big, and people kind of watched

it. Yeah.
And they saw how they would turn. It's really impressive.
Quads on those guys. If you think Saquon has big quads, go look at some speed skaters.
Yeah. Speed skates, though.
Have you ever. That's dangerous.
Have you ever laced some of those up? Yeah. No.
I've never had them. I know that the blade like stays on the IC the entire time.
Yeah. And it's.
two edges correct that one that thing's just like a razor yeah it's dangerous yeah oh yeah phelps for swimming nice job intern brandon almost missed that one big phelpsy big cupping guy he has a sweet machine where you can you can like use it yourself it's like a one like it's like a little machine of just like one cupping.

It's sweet.

I forget the name of it, but I got it.

And it's awesome.

He's making money on it.

Yeah.

Good for him.

Sweet.

Is cupping for real?

Yeah.

Cupping is legit.

It's essentially the same thing as massaging.

It's completely different.

No, it's not.

Massaging, you're like going in.

Cupping, you're pulling out.

It's the same thing.

Massaging is applying pressure to alleviate soft tissue.

Cupping is like relieving pressure to allow blood flow or something like that. It's the same thing.
It's all soft tissue work, different modalities. Whatever floats your boat fine.
Yeah, whatever works. I think cupping is completely pointless personally, but.
But it feels so good. I mean, it does feel good for a moment.
It's like cracking your knuckle. Is it doing anything for my finger? No.
But I do it anyways.

It also

has the benefit of making it look like you had sex

with an octopus. Okay.

Tight end you! While we're

in Nashville, you stop by tight end you with

our friends George Kittle and Greg Olson.

Yep. G.
Kittle.

How was tight end you, comparative to

the previous years? When I tell you, I am

fucking blown away by where this thing has gone. So I know it's you, Greg, and George are like the three main people.
Greg and George are the main two. And then Bruce really is like the guy is really.
To bring the energy. Bruce is really the one doing a lot of the stuff behind the scenes.
The whole Kittle family. Claire, Mrs.
Kittle, Emma, George's sister. they all kind of run the behind the scenes the show of like the family members and everybody making sure everybody comes in because they live in nashville and they kind of have all the connections and everything and i can't say enough about the kiddles can't say enough about greg the rubicon family everybody that's like really in integrated in like making that thing go it is unbelievable where it's come i'm pretty sure we've made somewhere close to a million dollars for charity holy cow in terms of sponsorships and that's just like that's like a side deal like sure everybody's going there to try and get better and make the tight end position better and just really bounce ideas.

Listen to George talk about things.

Listen to Greg talk about things.

Listen to you talk about things? Listen to me just fucking talk about absolutely nothing.

I heard you went up there and gave a speech.

Absolutely nothing.

How long were you up there talking for?

They reduced mine to 30 minutes.

They were like, okay, try it.

Yeah.

I went up there and talked about painting a picture.

I always like to do analogies.

That's not what I heard.

Somebody said you said that everybody needs to be a computer. Oh, computers were good too.
You got to reprogram the computer every year. You got to upgrade your computer.
That's why upgrades happen all the time on your phones and on your computers because you need to find new ways to use the data that you're filing. I know you're being funny right now and you are being funny, but I will say this because I talked to Dallas Goddard who went to tight end U for the first time, what, two years ago? Three years ago now? I believe, yeah.
I'm pretty sure he's been every year. Yeah.
So either way, so Dallas, when he went there, he saw you talk at tight end U and he, I'm not blowing smoke up your ass. He said that what you said was like the most different way anybody had ever really thought about the tight end position.
I'm dead serious. He felt, I'm not making fun of this.
He felt like he got the most out of listening to what you were saying. Really? And that's not blowing shade on anybody else or throwing shade on anybody else.
He was just like- He might be the only- You can tell the way you think about the game and running routes and things that you were saying is like on a different level than what most one tight ends are allowed to do.

Shout out to Andy Reid for letting that go. But also.
Well, it is. It's a form of the way Andy Reid thinks.
Yeah, for sure. That's why it works.
That's why I let you do it. I'm not I'm not playing the position how I play it without Coach Reed and his guidance and his, you know, trust and how to, you know, go out there on the field and perform his offense, right? Like that's the biggest thing is that I'm trying to do the best job that I can based off of what Coach Reed has like given us, right? And what he's taught us, what he's just the grand scheme of what his style of football is.
Right. And then on top of that, I'm just trying to make it easy on Pat and all my teammates.
Yeah. I'm trying to make everybody's job easier and, yeah, go out there and just be, I don't know, a great football player, I guess.
But to what you're saying, you're talking about like painting a picture, right? Yeah. I went up there this year and I was like, all right, the first year I came in here talking about painting a picture and it doesn't matter what that thing looks like if it's supposed to look like a person but you're drawing that thing like a picasso yeah and the nose is on the ear the ears on the chin the mouth is on the eyes like good or bad i mean it's still a person it's a different interpretation i'm just saying we've talked about this a lot i thought when you said painting a picture you were going going to say that guys really need to do not just their job, but the entire picture.
100%. Right? You're always painting it.
Yeah. You're always- Within that, you're painting and drawing your own strokes.
Yeah. Right? Own strokes.
Listen- Different strokes for different folks. Preach.
I'll be stroking. Okay.
A glance card. A class card.
Oh, shit. Take it to the left.
Take it. That's a great song.
Class. I haven't heard that one in a while.
Yeah, so like. JP used to blare that in the locker room.
Everybody in the locker room. I gave the painting the picture for the quarterback analogy.
Yeah. Wasn't sure if that really stuck or anybody could use it.
Then I gave the next one, which was think of running routes like you're playing the piano. Okay.
Right? So when you're playing the piano. Hitting the keys.
You have one hand that's playing the rhythm. Yep.
That's the quarterback's drop, his progression stay within the rhythm of the song. Yeah.
Don't let that left hand vary. That's got to be constant.
You got to keep those low notes. Those right hand can get a little free every once in a while.
So the melody is your own creation in how you're running your routes. Everybody's melody can be different.
Well, it can't be that different. I mean, it just has to be within the rhythm of, and you can't like fuck up the song.
You can't fuck up the song. You can't do a whole new melody.
You can't fuck up the song. You can't have a melody that doesn't mesh well with what else is going on in the route concept.
For sure. Right? You can't fuck up the song you can't have a melody that doesn't mesh well with

what else is going on in the route concept for sure right you can't fuck up somebody else's route because your melody yeah you're just trying to fuck hey i'm pretty sure they're supposed to be there's a really important c on that beat yeah you just fucked that up yeah i wasn't sure if anybody caught that one either i think it's a fantastic metaphor that i am fully grasping right now i don't know if any of the 92 so i just i just went in this year and was like all right i'm just gonna turn on some film and talk about my thought process this is an over route yeah i decided to sit because i saw it was zone yeah which it got more detailed like obviously there's things that i do on the field based off of what coach reed is telling me what uh what me and pat talk about um during like a route concept that we might have had during practice and stuff. Yeah.
So it's like I'll give that understanding knowing that everybody's not going to be able to take what I do and put it into their game. But what you can do is you can take the professionalism of being in it with everyone.
Sure. Taking what the coaches are giving me in terms of, you know, down and distance.
Why are we calling these the intentions of the play caller? Then on top of that, talking with your quarterback in the past game and understanding what he likes versus this coverage, what he likes versus certain looks. And it's like that professionalism I think everybody can take.
Yeah. Everybody can run with.
So that was kind of like my point this year. So I didn't have any good analogies, but I did say, I did throw the computer line out there one time.
Yeah. I was about to do the whole seminar on like, dude, you gotta, when you have the data, you can't be operating.
You gotta get new software. You gotta get new apps and you gotta keep upgrading it.
Yeah, you gotta keep updating it. You gotta buy the new Apple product because they're going to make the old apple product obsolete and if you don't buy the new one then you're not going to it's not going to work anymore are you following this you can't be running linux when you're they're on ios yeah or windows we can do way more with pro tools than we can with this guy's fucking still using floppy garage hero no what is it garage band you what is it? Garage band.
You know what I mean? Garage band. Pro Tools versus garage band.
You could just do so much. And what's the difference? The details.
Yeah. I was a free loops guy myself.
This is why I didn't do the computer analogy. Yeah, there's a lot of places.
Let's keep this thing moving. Shout out to Tight End U.
Shout out to Greg Olson, George Kittle, the whole Kittle family. Everybody involved is always unbelievable.
Shout out to Jelly Roll, Chase Rice, everybody that was involved to the actual concert. We had a concert this year.
That's what I was about that. So fucking cool.
It was unbelievable. Every single year keeps going up and up and up.
Bryson DeChambeau, I'm pissed that I missed you at the pool party. There was a pool party that ended, but I had to shoot out here to go and do the stuff we did in France two days ago.
Unfortunately, I missed the fun part with Bryson coming through after he won the US Open. Shout out to Bryce.
What kind of music is Jelly Roll? Country. He's his own version of country.
It's a twist on country. It's like a rap, hip-hop version of country, right? Well, AJ Brown saw what Well, A.J.
Brown saw what you guys were doing down there in Nashville. Nice.
Yeah, come on down, A.J. Come on over to the team.
He did say the tweet. Wideouts, what's up? The tight ends get together for a weekend.
The DBs link up. The pass rushers even get together.
Come on, guys. We can't be too big time to link up and learn.
I'm a fan of everyone and willing to work with whoever. Let's make it happen wide outs at NFL.
Yeah. Are wide receivers too big time for a wide receiver universe? I don't see it working at all.
Yeah. Why not? Well, I just don't think any, like they'll set a time and then nobody will be there on time.
It'll just be people just strolling in. I think, and I'm going to say this in a way that I think is respectful.

I think AJ's intentions are great.

I just don't think everybody's going to get on board with it.

Here's what it comes down to.

Wide receivers are free spirits.

To be a good wide receiver, you're very artistically minded.

And you're an instinctual person.

You're a much more free person.

Yeah.

Mostly. Mostly.
And those are usually people that don a much more free person. Yeah.
Mostly.

Mostly.

And those are usually people that don't show up on time.

I will say this.

Fuck.

I would die to get in a room and hear Tyreek Hill on the board talking about what he's

seeing.

Are you kidding me?

Dude, I would love to.

Tyreek, AJ Brown, Justin Jefferson.

Dude, if you got those, those three cooper cup if so if you get somebody from each system it's been fun just in terms of like interviews talking about football like understanding coverages and stuff i think you get somebody from each system and that's what's cool about titan new is that all of you guys are kind of from different trees and different philosophies yeah you. You need that.
If they're going to do a wide receiver one, they would have to be of all of these different like kind of systems and you kind of can draw different perspectives from each one. That'd be something I'd be interested to listen to for sure.
I also just want to learn more about wide receiver. I don't know anything about wide receiver other than I played in freshman football.
Speed kills. Freshman football.
So a lot of people get mad at wide receivers for being prima donnas

when the ball doesn't – they're like, oh, I'm not getting my touchdowns.

Let me tell you.

As someone who played freshman football wide receiver,

there's nothing more frustrating than being wide fucking open

and not getting the ball thrown to you.

It is beyond infuriating.

Who was your quarterback?

I think it was Ben Danzinger in freshman year football. Oh, nice.
And I remember him not throwing the ball to me in practice one time. Practice.
We're not talking about the game. We're talking about practice.
Yeah. Philly special.
And I fucking yelled at him. Was like, why aren't you throwing me the ball? I'm the best player on the fucking field.
You didn't deserve that. And Coach Hoon made me run for the rest of practice.
I was like, God damn it. Coach Hoon.
And I deserve every- Lesson learned. I deserve every bit of it.
Lesson learned. Got to get the ball out, Ben.
All right, here we go. Food session- It actually wasn't Ben.
It was Anthony Moses. Oh, it was Anthony Moses back there in the second.
Ben started playing maybe the next year, or maybe he was her or something like that, but it was Anthony Moses. He might have been.
He might have, yeah. Time for our next bit of English food.
Coming to the table now is a traditional English tea service. Tea! From the Sanderson Hotel.
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
What are their names? From Alice in Wonderland. Tweedledee and Tweedledum.
Thank you. That's where Tweedledee and Tweedledum comes from? I don't know if it comes from the book or not, but...
Fancy. This is a very Alice in Wonderland tea set.
What is happening here? Oh, this is the official Mad Hatter tea service. That makes the Alice in Wonderland references make sense now.
Yeah. I also found out over the summer that it's Alice in Wonderland.
Not Alice in Wonderland. You thought it was Alice in Wonderland? Yeah.
I thought Alice in Wonderland was like the name. Did you ever...
We've watched the movie though. You know her name wasn't Allison.
I thought it was. Not one time did I catch that, dude.
What do we have here? Can somebody help me out? I don't even know where to start with this. Yeah, how do we even approach this? What is the way to attack this? So you start with the sandwiches? Start with the sandwiches.
Then you can go to the scones or the pastries, however long. Okay.
All right. Yep, you got the sandwich.
I know exactly what's in that sandwich. Are these all just like baked

goods? What is that, frosting? Cheese.

It's good. It's really good.
It's nice. Yeah, I'm not

a big cheese guy. You don't like cheese?

Not on that. Who doesn't

like cheese? I don't like

mushy cheese. You don't like soft cheeses?

There it is. You like hard cheeses? Like goat cheese?

Mm-hmm. Kind of creeps me out.

Well, it's definitely a soft cheese. Cream cheese? It's almost like a cream

cheese. Cream cheese is tough.
Cheesecake, same thing. This is a soft...
Is this a cream cheese? There we go. It is a cream cheese.
I knew it when I saw it. Yeah.
I'll try this guy right here. There you go.
That looks good. Try the blue guy.
It's like a powdered... It's like a dusted macaron.
What's this thing? If you don't mind me asking. That is egg.
That's egg. Egg in a pastry? What's the technical name? Avon avant.
Avon avant? Sounds French. Yes.
You guys are just stealing stuff from the French? That's all right. We steal stuff in the U.S.
all the time. From everyone.
Tell you what, Avon avant is pretty good. I like that.
All right, I can fuck with that. Like a little...
Egg salad and pastry. Sign me up.
Honestly, this was all done up and everything, and it's just like sugar in a croissant. Oh, my gosh.
What's the name for those? Help me out here. What's the name for this year? The shoe.
Shoe. Thank you.
I should have known that from Great British Bake Off. Die Hard.
Watcher of that. Great show.
It's one of those shows that Kylie and I just can't wait for a new season to drop.

I might want to take off that thing at the bottom.

There it is.

I'm assuming you bit into that?

Nope.

Nope.

I'm a pro.

I'm a pastry pro.

Oh yeah, that's good.

That's banging, right?

I'm going to see these buttery biscuits over here.

Oh, and they're warm.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm buttery biscuits over here. Oh, and they're warm.
Assuming the butter is for the biscuits? The cream and the jam, yes. That's cream? Jam.
You thought that was mayonnaise? No, I thought it was butter. I thought it was just like whipped butter.
What's the difference? This is tea, isn't it? Thank you very much. See what we're rocking with.
See what all the hype's about. Okay, that is still blazing hot.
I think you're supposed to drink it hot, right? Hmm? Nothing. Dude, put your pinky out and do it properly.
Cheers. Pinky out.
Oh, that's lovely. Yeah.
That's very good tea. My hat is over there, and we've got the Alice tea over here, and you've got little cards there.
Oh, nice. Little cards.
Green tea infused with passion fruit, guava, and mango. Not gonna lie, this is the best tea I've ever had in my fucking life.
I'm not gonna lie. Tea does not taste like this in America.
Yeah. It might, but I've never had it, if it does.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie. I haven't really had too much tea.

What's the Ted Lasso?

Yeah, you know, I always thought the tea was going to taste like dirty brown water.

And you know what?

I was right.

No, this does not taste like dirty brown water. No, it does not.

It's actually very nice.

Green tea is like healthy for you, right?

That's what they say.

I don't think this is green.

Mine is.

Yours not.

Do you have another card over there that I think will tell you what you have?

Do you not see a card over there?

I can't read.

He doesn't have one?

Okay, I got you.

They know I can't read.

Thank you. They know I can't read.
Oh, nice. It is very fruity.
It's very nice. They're just like, we're going to tell Travis what his tea is.
I'm not going to lie. When we said that we were going to have tea, I thought we were just going to have tea.
This is a much bigger. No, this is how this is what this is.
This is why they're doing this is because this is what this is what a tea party is.

Oh, my gosh.

I'm going to have a whole bunch of new tricks and trade.

I come back with why Austin.

They didn't tell why.

Can you pass me the shoe?

His das boot.

That was lovely.

Well, thank you very much.

Jason, you had your own golf tournament.

I did not out of the house.

It's true.

Back in America. That is you had the first annual underdog your own golf tournament out of getting out of the house.
This is true. Back in America, that is.
You had the first annual underdog at Manufacturers Golf Tournament. Benefiting B.
Philly Foundation. How was it? Fantastic.
Fuck yes. My body hurts.
I love this. Three words for you.
Just go man. Fantastic.
Fantastic. The wonderful people at Manufacturers made it very fun and easy.
The greens keepers, of course, was in great shape. Greens were fast, which usually I'm a fan of slow greens.
Fast greens. No.
I was racing past the hole in these butts. Yeah, we got to hit it slower.
No, it was fantastic. It was a wonderful event.
The energy was exactly what it should be. To get a mulligan, you had to chug a beer.
That's it? Yeah. I would have fucking shot 20 under.
That's what I wanted to do. Like, there's good golfers and there's good drinkers usually in these golf outings.
Yeah. Most of the time, those don't coalesce.
Yes, they do. Got to level the playing field some way.
A lot of people do it with handicaps. I'm like, no, just get some garage beers.
We'll make this happen this happen get everybody's shit face the highlight of the day was the heckle hole yeah outside of the celebrities i guess we can do the celebrities first uh that showed up uh you'll see this picture right here dude you'll know that guy dude he was on my fucking bedroom door yeah like the whole door i had like a life-size like poster of that took up the entire door frame of Eric Lindros. That's right.
Broad Street Bully. Well, not one of the original Broad Street Bullies, but did play for Philly.
Was the captain, 88. Super jealous of this.
I know you were super jealous. John LeClair did too? You fucking asshole.
I know. I was telling both of them, I was like, you guys have no idea.
I can't be mad though. My brother would be fangirling so hard right now.
I was. As if I wasn't enough.
Yeah. Yeah.
I was over there in Nashville meeting Wayne Gretzky. The irony of it all happening while the NHL Stanley Cup was going down.
Also the irony is on my wall was a New York Rangers poster of Gretzky. And on your wall was a Flyers jersey of Eric Lindros.
Yeah. And you really liked John LeClaire.
Yeah, LeClaire was a dog. Yeah.
He was fun to watch. Those two and Brenda Moore.
I mean, it was... Yeah.
Those were... Flyers were probably one of my favorite teams growing up.
That's my team I played with in Wayne Gretzky 3D Hockey 98. All you needed was three guys.
That's right. But let me tell you, have you ever met Lindros in person? No, I haven't.
This is my first time seeing him. He's fucking massive.
Yeah, I know.

I knew that.

I did not know.

Like, I knew he was big

for a hockey player.

Look at his hand.

Yeah, he looks like

he would fucking knock you out right now.

He's not just tall.

He is a fucking monster

of a human being.

Yeah.

Like, imagining that on skates

is fucking terrifying.

Yeah.

And playing offense.

Typically, the big dudes

are playing defense.

And concussed.

Yeah.

Just a runaway train.

Just fearless.

I love it. Oh, man.
He has no regard for his own safety once again that's why i love hockey man you guys had um the heckle hole though right heckle hole was the highlight um it was on hole one it was a long drive hole nice first of all manufacturers it's really beautiful the the clubhouse overlooks like a steep drop-off. So you're overlooking the whole golf course.
Super dope. And T1 is up on that hill and you're teeing off to a fairway that's way beneath you.
It's awesome. Perfect, right? Get a great shot.
Great view of it. Dude, the first time I played there, almost drove the green.
I was feeling so badass. Yeah.
Heckles, they got in my head. They were like, you quitter! Damn.
Dude, they did not hold back. Nice.
They were exactly what we needed. Fucking quit.
All of them, all the guys that showed up, the Eagles just best fans in the world, made it something to remember. And they did not hold back.
They were throwing out all sorts of things. Those were just some of your good ones.
Well, I mean, I was only there for hole one. Yeah.
I've seen some other clips, but hole one, we were the first team to get heckled.

And they heckled me like a quitter, like, oh,

well, you can't come back for another year. You're

quitting on us, like stuff like that, which hurt

my feelings, if I'm being honest.

That was, I think, like, okay, this

it's working, right? They're doing a good job.

Next guy comes up and he says, oh, what's

look what this guy's wearing. Looks like his wife

Thank you. That was, I think, like, okay, this, it's working, right? They're doing a good job.
Next guy comes up and he says, oh, what's, look what this guy's wearing. Looks like his wife dressed him.
Did your wife pick that out for you today? Looks back and says, my wife's dead, asshole. My wife's deceased, all right? And I'm like, oh, fuck, this is going terribly.
And without missing a beat, he says, so is my dog. Tell me a sad story next time.
So is my dog. What? Jesus.
It was ruthless. Everybody was laughing their ass off.
Luckily, that guy's wife didn't die. It was just a good comeback for me.
It was a good joke, yeah. They brought it and it was a lot of fun.
During the event, after the event, I was up there hanging out with them. They made the event something special for sure.
You gotta love it. That was a great bit.
That was a great bit. And I think we're inviting some of those guys.
I mean, all of them are invited to the Shore event. Beer Bowl.
Nice. Yeah.
If you want to come on down. All right.
Let's see if I can make it. Kylie also stepped up to the tee box.
I really want to see Kylie swing. Let's see what Kylie swing looks like here.
She swings like she's a field hockey player. She's getting lessons?

She fucking played field hockey.

She doesn't need lessons?

Well, it's not the same.

This is.

Just do you, Kai.

Do you.

That's all right.

Happy Gilmore style.

Who's videotaping this trying to give her lessons?

She doesn't need fuck it. She's an athlete.
That's my guy, Maniac Malloy, I think. Yeah.
Kai. That's what I'm fucking talking about.
It's a great swing. I don't know if you could do that every shot.
You can't step into every shot like that, but... That's the way...
Dude, we played... Get off the tee.
Fuck yeah. We played top golf.
That's how she hit every ball. And she beat almost everybody at top golf.
She didn't beat me, but... Yeah.
Well, it's hard to beat. She got some potential.
Kid's got some spunk in her. She's got some talent.
Yeah. She's got a chance.
That's all you need in this world is a chance, Kai. All right.
Well, shout out to. B-Philly.
B-Philly. Yeah.
And. Shout out to manufacturers.
And Underdog Foundation. That looked fun.
And just let me know like a couple months ahead so I can put it on the calendar because I really want to go to that one. Yeah.
Would love to get heckled by Philly fans. It's my favorite thing.
They're going to bring it. And now that I can't come to Philly games and support you and get heckled at those games, that'll be my time that I can get heckled by Philly sports.
Dude, they also, they continued to heckle me outside of that hole.

Like they were just on the hilltop.

I was on holes underneath like, quitter.

I'm like, God damn it, guys.

I'm trying to putt right here.

Yeah.

Yeah, they didn't hold back.

I love it.

I just want to let you know, it definitely changed.

There was like a point in time where it was like I was one of the Eagles fan base.

Well, yeah, it changed when you was one of the Eagles fan base.

Well, yeah, it changed when you beat us in the Super Bowl.

Nobody cared that I went to your games.

It's the same way.

Nobody cared that I went to your games to wear Chiefs things for fucking 10 seasons.

The moment we lost to the Chiefs in the Super Bowl, they're like,

this fucking asshole's a Chiefs fan all of a sudden.

I'm like, what the fuck?

Have you guys not been paying attention?

I've been doing this my entire career.

I remember going back the next year and it was a completely different, like, embracing me in the stadium.

And I was just like, all right, okay. The big difference is there's never, like, any bad blood at all between Chiefs and Eagles.

I hear you.

All right.

I hear you.

I'm with you.

All right.

Let's keep this thing moving.

Chiefs fans still love me, but that's because you guys want.

Either way, though, the Chiefs are just going to, the Chiefs fans are just pleasant.

They're pleasant fans.

What are you trying to say?

You know exactly what I'm trying to say.

All right.

We don't get booed after we go three and out on the first drive.

Are you sure?

All right.

I know for a fact we don't.

We got to talk about it.

Oh, we got another one.

Ooh, nice.

Here we go.

There's another London brewery.

There's another London brewery called Mondo, and the beer is called Dennis Hopper.

Dennis Hopper.

Another beer from London, from Mondo Brewery. Dennis Hopper.
And yeah, we're having a bunch of London beers because we're in London. Can't get these back in the States, but you know what you can get in the States is a nice garage beer.
Man, a lot of the IPAs in America are way more aggressive than this. I agree.
All right, let's talk about it. We got to talk about it.
Jason, why don't we tell everybody what we just got done doing? If you can't tell by the bracelets right here. Oh, yeah.
Um, or if you went zero dark 30 and weren't on social media. Oh, weekend.
Yeah. We went to, uh.
Went to my first concert. Yeah.
Not only you. Me and, uh, Princess Kiana.
Yes uh princess kayana yes princess kayana made it to the heiress tour and uh watched tay absolutely shred it dude it was amazing it was so cool playing in front of 90 000 at wembley stadium i remember 2015 playing in front of 80 000 in wembley stadium and then seeing tay up there going crazy they get a lot louder for Taylor than they do for American football. Yeah, and they're also cheering on all the players on the field.

It's not just one person up there on the stage.

Yeah, exactly.

It was insanely impressive.

There's something like, obviously, Taylor's an amazing singer, songwriter.

But then to be able to go out there and be a performer at that level for how long? She was up there like three and a half hours four hours yeah 45 songs bud oh my gosh yeah dude i if i did what she did for one song insane i would have to change my clothes yeah just one just one i'm in the tent like gosh i need a break yeah man i'm tired of drinking these beers and tay still singing. This is amazing.
Can't feel my hand anymore because all these friendship bracelets are cutting off my circulation. I mean, you were stacked.
We actually got a video. If you haven't seen it, you just being so pumped and showing Kyle how many bracelets you got.
It was an awesome experience. Obviously, the Swifties make it very memorable.
Oh, yeah. It was awesome.
Everyone's so into it. They're singing all the songs.
It was, uh, there's two concerts that had been like that, that one. And, uh, the first time I saw Bruce Springsteen live, but it was equal kind of level of like just these insane fandoms that love these artists so much that they know all of the songs, all of like the run of show, even like the, uh, the, what is it, the 22 hat? Yeah.
Dude, I've never cried at a fucking- It's so cool, isn't it? Concert. Yeah.
And I was literally tearing up watching this little girl's entire- I'm about to tear up right now. It was fucking so special.
She got into it. It was great.
It was awesome. Every single show she does it.
And she makes every show unique with the acoustic set. That was my favorite part.
So everybody like right from the go it's banger after banger the man kyle uh wyatt's favorite song was the second song so we're recording that send it over to y but the acoustic set first of all i just love acoustic yeah when when it's just a musician dude it's just her a guitar and 90 000 people and obviously every,000 people are all singing the song. So she does have some support.
A lot of unison vocals going on. Yeah.
And she's blending from one song to another and going through it in the piano at times. To be good in front of 90,000 people with just that, I think you have to be amazing.
Yeah. And you have to, one, have great songs and great lyrics, which she obviously has written and made.
Yep. And then, two, be able to perform those seamlessly, on the spot, nothing else to hide it.
Just that was the highlight of the evening for me. That's awesome.
It's cool to see her get excited for that moment. And everybody in the show is obviously waiting for that part of the show to come up.
They are. So I'm not the only one that likes the acoustics.
No. It gets everybody on their seat.
And then on top of that, it puts everybody in a room with Taylor. Yeah.
It's not a stadium anymore. Dude, you're in 90,000 people, but for some reason it feels like you're in a bar just listening to somebody play on a piano.
She gets yeah it was amazing it was cool well i'm glad you guys enjoyed it we had a whole bunch of the friends and fam in town um some familiar faces in the suite um and it's just cool to come over to london support her and uh and uh yeah have a few beers while she absolutely killed it on stage a couple things 92 percenters noticed jason brought jeans for jason for Jason. That's right.
Don't know if you packed them. You grabbed the luggage and put it on the plane.
And that's good enough. Nice, man.
Yeah. Jason, I'm not going to lie, dude.
You're looking smooth up there, man. Nice, man.
Everyone loves Jason carrying the beer with his teeth. That is a Kelsey move for sure.
And I only do it in a plastic cup.

You're saying that you could do it in a glass cup as well.

Well, you can.

It's definitely easier in a plastic cup.

Yeah.

Or a beer can.

You can definitely, I mean, you can do anything with your teeth.

Yeah.

People don't know this.

That's how most animals actually carry things.

They carry them in their mouths.

So I'm just reverting back to my pre-apposable thumbs evolution characteristic.

Okay. Carry that beer right now.
Do it. I mean, that's good.
Yeah. Can you walk around? She's going to do other things.
Gosh, I want that to fucking just. Don't forget, people.
God gave you many things to carry stuff with. Don't forget.
Fucking ridiculous. And then something that we don't even know if we're allowed to tell you guys we've got mixed messages on whether we're allowed to share this story or not and I might hold the trump card but we're going to find out we met royalty guys that's right there was royalty at the show I was fortunate enough that I didn't get caught up in traffic long enough to where I got there early and got to meet Prince William.
Dude. How about that? Your royal highness.
Last episode, I think I was quoted as saying, fuck royalty. Dude, he was the coolest motherfucker.
He was awesome. He was so cool.
He's a good dude. He was.
I didn't realize this because obviously we're backstage meeting him because he was there with little George in Charlotte. And they were an absolute delight to meet.
Wasn't sure if I was supposed to like bow to them, curtsy, just be an American idiot and shake their hand. They specified.
They said. What's up, dude? We did get warning because honestly, we don't know the actual- Yeah, we wanted to be polite, especially on this side of the pond.
But they said that because we weren't at like an official royal event, we didn't need to bow or curtsy. If it would have been like an official meeting of royalty event, then it would have been that.
But I did still address him as your royal highness. Yeah, no, 100%.
And I've never felt emasculated. Dude, honestly, I've never seen you give- And I did.
That was the closest I've ever been. I've never seen you give someone that much respect.
You put your beer like 10 feet away from you. I didn't have it in my teeth when I met him.
Your Royal Highness, thank you. Thank you for allowing us to enjoy your kingdom.
They were wonderful people. And that's what it's about.
You know, obviously, literally part of a monarchy royalty.

Hard to be a down-to-earth human being, I would assume.

I can't imagine.

But came off that way completely.

Very genuine.

Very cool.

Taylor mentioned this. We're honored to be there to meet Taylor.

See Taylor.

I think they had already met before.

Yeah.

But-

Well, they actually performed karaoke with Bon Jovi.

Are we allowed to share that?

Yeah.

But I mean, that's our- Everybody knows that. Oh, okay, cool.
They were- Did you- Bon Jovi called him up and said, yeah, Living on a Prayer was a song that I guess Prince William- I mean, who doesn't sing Living on a Prayer? Loves to sing karaoke too. And so Bon Jovi called him up him up and was like yo why don't you come on up here and sing this one with me and i guess he was like i don't know and taylor was just like let's do this i'll roll up there with you won't be the only one so take got him out of his shell and uh sure enough he went up there and they ripped it and he's they said he had a blast and i'm just like i don't know if any other prince is doing that you know what what I mean? Like, in terms of royalty, like, you like to kind of, I don't know.
It seems like they like to sit back and the show is the show. But he was cool enough to be a part of it.
But that just shows you how, you know, personable he is. I think he's probably always questioning whenever something like that happens.
Because anything he does is going to be all over everywhere. So, but, yeah, he did it.
So, shout out to him. Shout out to Bon Jovi.
Shout out to Bon Jovi. For calling the prince karaoke.
I gotta say, Prince William was fantastic, but the highlight was Princess Charlotte. Prince George was great too.
She was so fucking adorable. She was.
Like I cannot express how, I don't know, maybe it's because I have three girls now. It was- Probably has a little was asking questions it was that was the most electric part of the yeah I love it I love it when parents ask their kids to be present be vocal they encourage them to take lead in a conversation absolutely you know what I mean no doubt just a good meet in the picture and to keep it moving now listen let them have a moment let them feel comfortable and talking to people.
Absolutely. You know what I mean? No doubt.
Just a good meet in the picture and to keep it moving. Now, listen, let them have a moment.
Let them feel comfortable in talking to people. Yes.
There's nothing worse than a kid just walking in and just being. Let's not shit on kids.
No, I'm shitting on parents, not encouraging their kids to do that. No, I agree.
That was awesome. If anybody's doing it right, Prince William's doing it right.
So thank you, your Royal Highness. It was awesome meeting you.
Very much. And Charlotte and George.
That's right. Yeah.
So we're not sure if we're even allowed to tell you that. Yeah.
So we'll find out later, I guess. So any team, we'll let you know.
All right. Well, let's get into some more London stuff.
That's right. Yeah.
We're in London. So why not talk about some things London related? We've been to London before, obviously, to play football.
Yeah. I came to London when you played the Lions.
The Lions, yeah, 2015, I believe. And it was awesome.
Awesome. We won the game, scored a touchdown in London.
Same play that we actually used to score a touchdown against Buffalo this year in the playoffs. Oh, nice.
A little tight end screen on the goal line. You guys were in a tight end screen against Buffalo? Yes.
Mm-hmm. Forgot about that.
Yeah. All right.
One of the really cool things about that trip was that I just got to experience the city. Yeah.
It was very fortunate that it was during my bye week that year. So I got to go out, go to random bars.
I don't even know where I was at. I was taking the tube to different areas.
Have you ever been to London outside of playing in London? No, I haven't. So what do you, have you experienced any of it yet? I guess we're gonna have another couple of days here.
I, yeah, I'll, I'll, do you plan on checking anything out? Buckingham palace, big Ben. I need some plant-based energetics.
Okay. Um, I've enjoyed London since've been here okay the people are awesome the biggest thing that i've noticed is one i get completely fucked up every time we take a left turn into the left lane i think it's fucking crazy i think we're committing suicide and i immediately like watch out watch out watch out take some getting used to yeah so getting used to that.
Every single room I go into, it feels like it's not made for people my size. They're older buildings.
Yep. Yep.
Then on top of that, the beers, I'm not going to lie, a little bit tastier over here. Yeah.
I mean. They've been doing it for a little bit longer, I would assume.
They have been. They have been.
But it does taste really nice over here. Beers are great.
They're flowing lovely. And I love the scenery, man.
The scenery is awesome. It kind of switches depending on what part of London you're in.
Yeah. And I like that.
I think it's cool. I think it's very unique.
I love checking out different architecture. I'm all in on it.
It's really cool to see buildings and places that have been around for so long. I like it when it's- It feels like it's more part the landscape.
Yeah. Like it was like, it's embedded there as opposed to like a lot of places in the US that have been built even within the last 20 years.
They're bulldozing stuff to- Yeah. They have to change the landscape up to build it.
Yeah. So after that, it's like, it was like a 200 year old tree next to something that was built in the 1600s.
It's going to feel like it's got a home. It's cool.
Even the way it rests in the ground, I feel like the buildings are kind of crooked. It is.
Yeah, it is what it is. But it's cool.
It's cool. Yeah, it's unique.
Do you want to have anything you're going to say that you're looking forward to checking out? Probably a few more shows. Of course.
No. No.
All right, fair enough. Abbey Road.
What about Abbey? You going to go check it? What's that? So we're gonna get to some British slang quiz. We're gonna say some British words and phrases and see if we can guess what they mean.
Yeah. The New Heights team has put these words here.
We have not been privy to them prior to this show. I'm way better with slang than I am with proper English.
I'm not gonna lie. I I think you're going to do much better at this than I am.
So the first phrase we have is see a man about a dog. Am I saying that right? How would you guess it? That's right? All right.
See a man about a dog. I'm going to assume that that means someone needs to buy a dog and they're going to go see a breeder to purchase.
No way. It's too easy.
The slang Jason asked me has an underlining meaning. I'm going to say it means see a man about a dog means I have a girl for you.
There's no chance. You're right.
Can we reveal what the actual phrase means, New Heights team? When you jokingly don't want to reveal where you are going. Yeah.
So you're being secretive. Yeah.
Commonly used if you're going to the toilet. I should have used that last night.
I should have used that when you just asked me what else am I going to be doing in London. Going to see a man about a dog.
See a man about a dog. That's good.
I like this. I think we're getting the hang of this.
All right. Next one, full of beans.
Full of beans. I think that's probably full of shit, right? Got to be.
Right. I don't think, I think we got this one.
New Heights. Full of beans.
Talking out your ass. Full of shit.
Someone who is very energetic and vivacious. Oh, we were wrong.
Full of beans. Full of beans is like life of the party.
Oh. I would say you're a full, you always are full of beans.
You're fucking electric. Yeah.
Yeah. All right.
All right. Full of beans is fun.
I like that one. It's brass monkeys outside.
Is that a real fucking saying? It's cold as balls. It's brass monkeys.
Would you guys ever say that? I'm getting a nod here. I like this.
I like the sound of this. It's brass.
It's brass monkeys outside. It's brass monkeys outside.
I think that's like electric, right? Huh? It's electric. Ooh, it's loud as fuck.
What? What? I don't even know what's happening now. Come on, Brandon, it can't be that hard.
I'm fucking up in the dock. Jesus Christ.
It's four o'clock in the morning. We see that you're fucking up in the dock, Brandon.
You're a goddamn professional. When it's bitterly cold, knew it.
All right. When it's bitterly cold.
I said that. I said it's cold as fuck.
Did you? Yeah. That was my first initial reaction to it was it's cold as fuck.
How the fuck did you get cold from brass monkeys because the brass is cold i don't know man sometimes you just it's in you to just know it i just don't know what monkeys or brass has to do with being cold hear someone british say because someone can you say dude the saying is freeze the nuts of a brass monkey ah see we're not getting the... Brandon.
I would have got there with that full definition. So we just informed the actual full length.
Now the British people just say brass monkeys. Can we stop going on Google to figure out what the slang is? But brass monkeys is said because you don't want to...
You're being coy about the full phrase, which is freeze the nuts off a brass monkey, which... That's definitely cold.
All right. A Kent face.
Kent face. We're from Ohio, so Kent.
Clark Kent. I was going to say Kent University.
Clark Kent. Yeah, Clark Kent.
Where are we going with this? Superman? Superman is from Cleveland. A Kent face, so it's a very handsome person.
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I'm with you on that.
I'll double down on that. A debonair.
And the answer is commonly used in Scotland when a person has seen a person they know. Ken face.
Ken face. So it's just another Ken face.
Or no, that's a Ken face. I know that Ken face.
All right, cool. Yeah, nice.
All right, next one. I don't even want to look up.
Sarah, what's your name? Peyton. Peyton.
I don't even want to look up Sarah, what's your name? Peyton. I don't even want to look up at you anymore because I know that these are not commonly used slang anymore.
Now that I know. How common are these? Somewhat.
They're still around. All across.
The brass monkeys ones you fly a bit. Okay.
I would too. I like it now.
I might use it now. All right.
Pied off. All right.
We're getting a look over here. Dude, I'm telling you.
I mean, Pete doesn't even know this one. We got to stop going for fucking Google.
We got to go to Bing. Yeah.
Got to ask actual London people. Okay.
Pied off. What does this mean? Pied off, pissed off.
Pied off means you're fucking shit-faced. That's good.
I think you nailed it. And the answer is

if you've been pied off, you've been rejected

or shot down.

You got pied in the face. You got

fucking cream pied. You got bozoed the clown.

Cream pied. Alright, tosser!

Can I get your number? Get the fuck out of here, dude.

A tosser

has got to be... So this is a wanker?

No. No?

Tosser's a bar.

Is a bartender. I don't think so.
I think this

is a tosser a tosser so this is a wanker it's a uh no no tossers a bar is a bartender i don't think so i think this is a like an asshole fucking douchebag stupid or unpleasant person nailed it butters butters okay we're on to butters now butters is silky you just did something sweet well it's bow allen is what it is butters like that was nice that was dope i kind of i'm with you. I don't know.
Something's telling me it's not either one of those. Something negative.
Go ahead. In America, Butters refers to a certain color of Timberland boot.
Okay. That's pretty good.
Can we see what Butters means? New Heights team! Unappealing, disgusting, horrible. I knew it.
So we were, you were the complete opposite. Yeah, I knew it, though.
I felt it, though. i was like i felt it i'm like i'm like this is nice this is nice and then i right before it was like a lot of times when something's an antonym they're actually closer than you think yeah antonym an antonym sorry to all the british yeah sorry for anybody we offended with our terrible and on top of that that we pronunciation usage don't even use any of the slang anymore.

I think I might start using tosser.

Brass monkeys.

I like when things actually have like a really dirty meaning, but you find a way to say it in like a respectful way.

But everybody who really hears it, they think of that. Like I would have never thought of a brass monkeys nuts until I found out now.

Now when somebody says brass monkeys, I'm going to get a picture of a brass monkeys nuts and it's going to be fucking hilarious in my own head. Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I like phrases like that. Players as figures of the Revolutionary War.
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We're going to do a segment that we haven't done in a long time called Players As,

where we're going to be attempting to list players that resemble historical figures of the Revolutionary War. What Jason said.
It's obviously Americans being in London. We can't help but think back to those days.
Have you watched Benjamin Franklin? Benjamin Franklin? It's a show. I didn't know there was a show.
About Benjamin Franklin. Sounds like a dope show.
Nice should watch it does it just talk about benjamin franklin is it like a reenactment honestly just was curious if you've seen it i mean he kind of looks like benjamin franklin i could see that going pretty well he kills it i didn't know franklin was such a smooth operator too are you kidding me one of the founding fathers all these fucking guys are smooth operators there's a few that who that didn't get quite the reputation. Oh, look, it's George.
All right. We're going to start off with old horse mouth George Washington, father of the country, commander in chief of the Continental Army, and the first president of the United States.
Wooden teeth. We've actually found out they're not wooden.
Yeah, that's why they've gone to wooden teeth to hide the fact that this guy was a fucking Neanderthal.

He was a ginger 6'2", 174-pound man, who back in the day, that would be a monstrous human being.

Yeah.

Imposing figure and first president of our nation.

Who are we thinking George Washington is in the NFL?

Who is an imposing figure?

I feel like Calais Campbell. Like an old...
No, it's got to be a founding father you got to go back it's gonna be older it has to be it has to be like one of the initial guys oh so we're going old school nfl now i see what you're going with who's afl versus nfl you know who was like an imposing i mean are we going but it's a player huh it's a player it wasn't a coach like he was yeah you gotta yeah it to be as a player. So he was kind of, he was a general.
Not only was he playing and fighting on the field. Johnny Unitas.
Yeah, he's got to be a quarterback. Yeah.
Because he's playing, but he's also commanding. Yeah.
Johnny Unitas is a good one. That's an old school.
Bart Starr. He's a little too athletic.
See, it's just weird because like, I feel like the quarterbacks back then, they're not like as heralded as the quarterbacks now. Len Dawson.
Len Dawson smoking a cig in the locker room. I'm not giving Len Dawson that.
What? Is he really like that? Yes. I feel he's like that because you play for the Chiefs.
What do you mean? He won the Super Bowl. And he won a bunch of AFL championships before that.
And he played for the AFL, the American Football League. Yeah, well, that's also known as the not-so-good Football League.
Yeah, well, ask a British guy about America. Right? That was a good one, right? Thanks, guys.
Some suggestions here from the team. Joe Namath, Eli Manning, No, no.
Andy Reid. He can't be a coach.

He's got to be a player, a quarterback.

I feel pretty strongly about that.

John Elway.

Another notable thing, George Washington pulled off maybe the biggest upset of all time in

the Revolutionary War.

Who's this?

George Washington.

Which battle is that?

Oh, my gosh.

What's the one?

Is it the battle of the Delaware?

Is that the one where he's fucking?

He's coming across the Delaware.

Going across the Delaware?

Yeah.

They got to get in that way. Oh, look at George.
I think? I don't know. All right, Dick Buckus.
Dick Buckus played and coached. Dude, who do you think it is? I'm kind of with you on Johnny Unitas.
I don't know why. It's got to be like a founding quarterback.
And Unitas is more in my head than somebody like Len Dawson for some reason. Who was the Browns quarterback back when they were winning titles? It was Jim Brown.
No, before that, though. It was the whole team.
It was Paul Brown was the coach. They were more of a running smash-mouth team, huh? Yeah.
Otto Graham. That's who I'm thinking of.
No?

No.

I just don't know that there's an NFL figure as iconic as George Washington to really... If we're going upsets, we could go Nick Foles.

He is a tall dude.

He's a tall man.

He's kind of goofy.

He ain't got horse...

Like, I could see Nick having some horse teeth.

He ain't got horse teeth.

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

In another era, I don't think Nick would be ashamed of having some horse teeth in that mouth. He ain't got horse teeth.
Yeah. You know what I mean? In another era, I don't think Nick would be ashamed of having horse teeth in that mouth.
He ain't got horse teeth. He's got a big mouth.
He's got a horse. Yeah.
Well, he's already got horse appendages. Oh, this is George Washington.
Let's get to our next founding father here, Benjamin Franklin. Oh, Benny.
Benny. All right.
Benny and the Jets. Electric.
Genius inventor. Limited mobility.
Also, he was 5'9", 220 pounds. Probably a lineman, right? Or is he a coach? He's either not playing, he's just like commanding.
I feel like he's a coach. I think he's a coach.
Yeah, I agree. I'm with you.
He's a writer. He was a publisher.
Yeah. This is a guy that's really, he's doing the X's and O's.
Yeah. He's a schemer.
He's a schemer. Ooh, nice word.
Nice word. We're on it.
Who's a schemer? I mean, it's got to be. We got Kyle Shanahan.
We got two. We got two guys it could be.
As much as I love the Shanahan family, I feel like it's got to be one of the greatest, like, all-time winning. Okay, so Andy Reid.

Or?

Lombardi.

No.

Who?

Belichick.

I'm not getting a Belichick vibe from Benny.

Belichick's a smooth operator, his girlfriend's.

Let's not go there, please.

Jesus Christ.

He's killing it.

Yeah.

I feel like all these guys have to be from the old era of the NFL.

They can't be modern coaches.

I'm sorry. Jesus Christ.
He's killing it. Yeah.
I feel like all these guys have to be from the old era of the NFL. They can't be modern coaches.
Honestly, the more I look at it, Kyle Shanahan and Benjamin Franklin, they mesh actually pretty good. They do.
I think Andy Reid also a little bit. Sean McVay maybe.
Also in the same Shanahan tree. They both really invented that whole style.
I was thinking Lombardi. Hank Stram matriculated the ball down the field.
Matriculated the ball. I just feel like it's an older gentleman who really laid the foundation for things and was inventive of the time.
Oh, that's exactly who it is. Who the fuck is that guy? Joe walsh the inventor of the west coast offense andy reed disciple who andy reed is a disciple of ultimately that system that was holgrim so holgrim got it from walsh who was walsh the head coach for uh 49er bill walsh thank you why did i say joe walsh i knew that was wrong when you fucking typed it brand guitarist for the Eagles.
I fucked that one. I was like, dude, why does that name sound weird that I'm saying it that way? It is a Walsh, man.
I was close. I'm like.
It's 4 o'clock in the morning. It is 4 o'clock for you guys.
Bill Walsh, 49ers, right? That's where West Coast offense was, right? Is this the offense where the wide receivers had like a sprinter stance? I don't know. I don't know that much about it.
I just know that that whole system was started by him. And like the amount of NFL offenses that have since come out of the Bill Walsh system is pretty and are based on it.
Well, it sounds like Kyle Shanahan. I'm going Bill Walsh.
You go Kyle Shanahan, I'll go Bill Walsh. All right.
King George, longest serving king in British history, blew the biggest lead in modern warfare against the underdog, the Americans. Big into taxes and procedures.
Who would be King George of the NFL? I mean, there's only one.

I think it's a unanimous decision here.

Yeah.

Three, two, one.

Roger Goodell.

In King George's defense, Roger's a fucking great dude.

I'm sure King George is a great dude.

That's what I'm saying.

The only difference is Roger hasn't blown any lead.

He's still on the up and up.

He's waiting for that to happen.

You know, the XFL is coming. All right.
King Roger. Paul Revere.
We love you. Paul Revere, American military officer who engaged in a midnight ride in 1775 to alert nearby Minutemen of the approaching British troops.
Legendary figure in, oh my gosh, Boston.

He was the king of the original trash talking, if you think about it, would be the snitch.

Who is the one?

I'm kidding.

Wasn't it the Battle of Lexington when he did it?

Wasn't that the Paul Revere?

I have no fucking clue. I think it is.

I mean, he did it in Boston.

No, he didn't. I've literally been to the fucking, like, where he rode.
It's in Boston. No way.
Why are you not believing me on this? I've been to the actual spot. I don't believe it.
Right. I thought it was Lexington, Kentucky.
It's not. It's Boston.
There's, like, a whole trail that they, like, have in Boston. So it was Battle of Lexington in Boston.

I don't know. I don't know if that's real or not.

All right.

NFL figures.

Who have been...

It's got to be somebody that is very vocal.

Someone that is brave.

Brave vocal.

Someone that's aware.

Ooh.

While everybody else is sleeping.

This motherfucker's...

He's riding.

Somebody's very sneaky.

I feel like this is like a member of the media.

Like, this is someone who's shouting it dude this isn't a player we got like philip rivers yeah he's vocal but this is like an announcer he's announcing that the british are coming who's the most iconic announcer of all time scott van pelt svp i was I was thinking more like Game Day announcer. Upper East Coast.
I mean, he is an East Coast guy. I was thinking more Game Day announcer.
Who's the most, like, he's John Madden? John Madden, I was about to say. John Madden? Paul Revere? Yeah.
I like that. The British are coming? I gotta hear voice.
Now, this is what you're having.

We have a... It's not even how we talk.

I don't know about it yet.

You're close, though.

You got the mommy cooler, and you got the daddy cooler, and then you got the baby.

You remember that bit?

Nice, man.

Yeah.

John Madden.

R.I.P. John Madden, baby.

Most iconic announcer of the NFL is the most iconic announcer of the Revolutionary War.

There you go.

All right.

Food section part three on our final bit of British cuisine, which, shocker, this, or I guess surprise, it's not British cuisine.

It's Philadelphia cuisine, Trav.

I've already had one.

You already had one of these?

I had this for breakfast.

We're in a Philadelphia bar in London, so we thought we would judge something that they were trying to replicate in my hometown of Philadelphia now. We're going to try their Philly cheesesteak at the Pass Yung Bar.
You ready for it, Jess? Ready if you are. Awesome.
That's what that is. Perfect.
And this is Cheez Whiz, so this is very true to tradition. But homemade Cheez Whiz.
Homemade Cheez Whiz. We can import Cheez Whiz in this country, so we make it ourselves.

So you don't have commercial Cheez Whiz

available in this country? We do not.

I'm not going to lie. I think that's a point to Britain.

I think that's a pro-UK

I don't know that Cheez Whiz

should be ingested. What, do they don't microwave their cheese?

Do they microwave their cheese?

No, I think it's a problem that they don't allow the sale

of actual Cheez Whiz. So this is really a

cheese sauce. Alrighty, let's give it a go.

Is this a

Amarosa roll? Close enough.

Thank you. I think it's a problem that they don't allow the sale of actual Cheez Whiz.
So this is really a cheese sauce. All righty, let's give it a go.
Is this a Amarosa roll? Close enough. It does feel like it.
It's got a similar texture. Ooh, fresh out there.
Jesse, I feel like I'm in Philadelphia. That's the point.
This is so good. I got to say.
Not as good as Penn Station, but it is delicious. I did not think.
It's really hard to replicate. No, it's not.
No, it's not. We're not doing this.
I feel like the bread is the hardest thing to get right.

100%. Listen, this is a good cheesesteak.

And the bread, this feels like I'm eating an Amarosa roll.

But it's...

This is a piece of bread I would get in Philadelphia.

100%.

The cheese...

I mean, this is better than Cheez Whiz, if I'm being honest.

I don't really like Cheez Whiz.

I usually get American...

Nacho cheese is nacho cheese.

Do you guys have American cheese?

We do, but...

I get it.

No, I'm just asking.

I didn't know if that was also illegal.

And you can't...

Thank you. I usually get American.
Nacho cheese is nacho cheese. Do you guys have American cheese? We do, but it's a turd and a cheese list.
I get it. No, I'm just asking.
I didn't know if that was also illegal in the UK. There's one thing that I feel like London has not been able to replicate.
I don't think they're trying to replicate it. I think the red meat over here is terrible.
They're trying to replicate everything. Beef over here is not good.
I'll go on record as saying that. Beef in America is fucking fantastic.
You guys lack the amount of corn necessary in

these cow's diets to really...

Yeah. That's funny as hell.

But it's really good beef as

well.

It's like my third one of the day. It was awesome.

This is a fucking great cheesesteak, Jesse.

Well done. Well done.

Shout out to Nassau Cheese on Steak. We can

eat while we do No Dumb Questions here.

Next segment is No Dumb Questions. All right,

now let's get to the episode everybody knows about no dumb questions because no such thing as dumb questions there's a bunch of dumb people man yeah no dumb questions is brought to you by uncorruptible is the best part of the sandwich everyone knows that from joe dom 143 uh would you ever consider becoming a ref? Hell yes. You would.
Put the league in my hands. I got us, boys.
Roger would either fire me right away or I would boost ratings. Why would he fire you? Because I'm not throwing a fucking flag.
Old school football, baby. Helmet to helmet contact.
Flags in the pocket. Launching the quarterback.
Flags in the pocket. So quarterback gets no protection.
Targeting. No.
What about kickers? They get special treatment too? Well, based on the current rules, yes. No.
Not a chance. Not with Travis Kelce.
No, no, no. You're out there on the field.
You go. Everyone gets the same rules.
I mean, listen. It's up to your teammates to fucking stand for it.
I would love these rules, and I would love an official like that. But this is, yeah, you would get fired immediately.
That's the football line rule. Yeah, you would get fired after one game.
Bring back football. The New Orleans Saints have lost their starting quarterback, punter, and kicker all in week one.
Travis Kelsey didn't slow a flag and it's been fired. By King Roger.

Yeah, I would not want to be a referee.

No? You don't have to

answer to anyone. I think I would have...

There's no media. You don't have to

justify anything. You can just

fucking just be blatantly wrong

and be okay with it. I think you are not paying

attention to the current landscape of officiating.

I think those guys are under more scrutiny than ever before.

Back in the day, maybe

being official, but under the current things,

with the way people gamble and the expectation

of the show. into the current landscape of officiating.
I think those guys are under more scrutiny than ever before. Back in the day, maybe being official,

but under the current things,

with the way people gamble and the expectation of referees to get everything right,

I think I would not want to be a referee at all.

Anyways, no dumb question number two.

Would you play for a team in London?

Fuck yes.

Yes, 100%.

Unquestionably.

I'm actually, I'm waiting for that team

to play for another team other than the Chiefs.

That's the only situation, is if I get to play abroad. Like your home team be abroad? Yeah.
How long do you think it'll be before there's an NFL team in London? Less than 10 years. You think within the decade? I don't know for a fact it's going to be London, but I think the teams – I think if there's an NFL team, the first city it's coming to is London.
I'll go on record for that. I mean, it's where we've been playing for the most overseas, yeah.
Yeah, there's the most amount of fans here. There's the biggest appetite in London.
It's a major market. The only other cities that it would also be in would be like, I know Germany has a lot of NFL fans, so there'd probably be a German team, I'd assume in Munich or Berlin.
Yeah. But I think London's getting the first one if it ever happens.
It's also the closest for the most part to the United States, right? London's not the closest of Europe. What's the closest? I'm getting a lot of head nods of- Spain maybe? It might be closer.
That might be true. I'm trying to like look at a map now yeah in my head Germany's up there I think it I think London's more inland than Germany though so I but I don't know where it is compared to like well here's France it's definitely closer than Germany because France is here London and the UK are like right above France yeah is that Spain Spain's the left and Portugal to the left of France.
So I guess technically Portugal is probably closer.

Yeah.

The answer is Iceland.

We're not counting Iceland.

Okay.

We're not going into Viking territory.

We're talking about fucking like normal UK.

Where are you?

Europe.

Where's your head at?

You're over here fucking.

Yeah.

Well, technically Greenland, like how far away from the fucking continent are we getting

here?

It's on Google.

I Googled it.

I'm sorry. I'll play in Iceland.
Yeah. Iceland's beautiful.
But Iceland's not getting an NFL team. They're still trying to lure tourists with cheap fucking flights and cruises.
They got mom. They're going to get me soon.
Those springs look pretty glorious. Playing for a team internationally would be really, really cool.
And I'm not going to lie. When I played in London, I thought it was fucking awesome.
It was fun. I really want to go to a football game out here, a soccer game.
Catch a Premier League game out here. Or a Wrexham game.
God damn it. Yeah, playing in London would be awesome.
It's a city that I've enjoyed coming to watch games in, play games in, just coming to in general. It's a lot of fun.
I can still eat great cheesesteaks now that I know this exists too, so why not? There you go. Well, that does it for No Dumb Questions, brought to you by Uncrustables, the best part of the sandwich.
We did it. How crazy.
I'm proud of you. Now we can go enjoy other parts of London, like...
Still not saying. Still playing.
Still. Kentoff.
What phrase did we get that was secretive? Which one was that one? You're going to go see a man about a dog? Go see a man about a dog. All right.
That wraps up this episode. That's it for another episode of New Heights.
Thank you to Pass Unit Bar for hosting us in London abroad. Thank you to everyone who provided the meals and different food items.
It was an honor to try these British staples. Make sure you subscribe to the New Heights channel on YouTube so you know when all the new episodes are coming out.
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