550: No Such Thing as an Ice Cream at Stonehenge

Speaker 1 What do you think makes the perfect snack?

Speaker 2 Hmm, it's gotta be when I'm really craving it and it's convenient.

Speaker 1 Could you be more specific?

Speaker 2 When it's cravenient. Okay.
Like a freshly baked cookie made with real butter, available right now in the street at AM PM, or a savory breakfast sandwich I can grab in just a second at AM PM.

Speaker 2 I'm seeing a pattern here. Well, yeah, we're talking about what I crave.

Speaker 1 Which is anything from AM PM?

Speaker 2 What more could you want? Stop by AMPM, where the snacks and drinks are perfectly cravable and convenient. That's cravenience.
A.M. P.M., too much good stuff.
stuff.

Speaker 1 Life gets messy. Spills, stains, and kid chaos.
But with Anibay, cleaning up is easy. Our sofas are fully machine washable, inside and out, so you never have to stress about messes again.

Speaker 1 Made with liquid and stain-resistant fabrics, that means fewer stains and more peace of mind.

Speaker 1 Designed for real life, our sofas feature changeable fabric covers, allowing you to refresh your style anytime. Need flexibility?

Speaker 1 Our modular design lets you rearrange rearrange your sofa effortlessly. Perfect for cozy apartments or spacious homes.
Plus, they're earth-friendly and built to last.

Speaker 1 That's why over 200,000 happy customers have made the switch. Get early access to Black Friday pricing right now.
Sofas started just $699.

Speaker 1 Visit washable sofas.com now and bring home a sofa made for life. That's washablesofas.com.
Offers are subject to change and certain restrictions may apply.

Speaker 3 Hi, everyone. Just before we start this show, I wanted to perform a tiny, tiny interview about a very exciting new book that's been released.

Speaker 3 It's a book called Impossible Things: Unbelievable Answers to the World's Weirdest Questions. And it's by renowned author and podcaster Dan Schreiber.
Here with me today.

Speaker 2 Hello, thank you for having me.

Speaker 3 It's a real pleasure. How would you describe what this book is about?

Speaker 2 This is a book where I look into all the mysteries that kids are fascinated by. Are we being visited by aliens? Are there ghosts out there in haunted houses? Are there monsters in the lock?

Speaker 2 Do time travelers visit us? All that sort of stuff. I've actually gone on 10 adventures to investigate it on behalf of kids.

Speaker 2 Getting to the bottom of the history of why we believe in this stuff, how it's changed the course of the world. And it's also just a funny little adventure that kids will hopefully enjoy.

Speaker 3 Yes, if you are fans of this podcast at all, this book is basically bang in line with that and with Dan's personality. It's full of amazing facts.

Speaker 3 It doesn't say wrong stuff, even though it's about all these weird, mysterious phenomena.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and it's as much written for adults as it is kids. Fish listeners, it would really be a huge, huge deal for me if you could go out and get a copy today.

Speaker 2 It's really, really incredibly hard to sell books, particularly kids' books.

Speaker 2 And I would love to turn this into a series. And I can only do that if it's a success.
And you are my best chance at that. So please do pick up a copy online or in bookshops today.

Speaker 3 Okay, on with the show.

Speaker 2 On with the show.

Speaker 2 Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast. This week coming to you live from Dublin.

Speaker 2 My name is Dan Schreiber. I am sitting here with Anna Tashinski, Andrew Hunt and and Murray and James Harkin.

Speaker 2 And once again, we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days. And in no particular order, here we go.
Starting with fact number one, and that is James.

Speaker 2 Okay, my fact this week is that mathematician Blaise Pascal once cured his toothache by thinking about maths.

Speaker 2 We went from like crazy rock and roll beginning to.

Speaker 2 Excuse me, but there is nothing more rock and roll than maths that's true and especially 17th century french maths and blaise pascal what a hot name that's a rock

Speaker 2 you don't get enough blaze these days do you no needs to come back so was this like those one of those cures where if you've got a pain subject yourself to something even worse like you've got a toothache shoot yourself in the foot and you'll forget about the toothache yeah i see where you're going but no it's the exact opposite he was thinking about problems concerning the cichloid uh which is a curve traced by a point on the edge of a circle.

Speaker 2 Rock and roll!

Speaker 2 His toothache disappeared and he decided that it was God that did it. And God was saying to him, you need to carry on with the maths.
And carry on with the maths, he did. Wow.

Speaker 2 That's good. So Pascal, he's sort of...

Speaker 2 The only thing I'd ever heard of Pascal before researching this fact is Pascal's wager. And the idea is that if you...
What is the idea? Is that if you...

Speaker 2 Even if you think it's unlikely that a vengeful god does exist, you may as well go through the motions as if a vengeful god does exist because on the off chance that you're wrong and he does exist, it's much better to have you're absolutely fucked.

Speaker 2 Yeah, exactly. But he might I think actually God is gonna know that you're doing that right because God knows everything.

Speaker 2 So as soon as you say, oh, yeah, I really believed you all that time, he's gonna go, bullshit.

Speaker 2 Imagine if God turned out to be such a chump that he didn't know when you truly believed or not. He's like, yeah, you believed.
I saw it at the end. You said, yes.
Come on in, buddy. Nice to see you.

Speaker 2 By the way, that's always presented as if he was a non-believer, but he was very much into his religion. So the idea of the wager did involve you actually believing as well.

Speaker 2 It wasn't just like a on-the-side kind of thing.

Speaker 2 Just quickly, in 2008, Paddy Power offered odds of four to one that God existed.

Speaker 2 That was a good bet you could have made at the time.

Speaker 3 Have they had to pay out?

Speaker 2 Not yet. Not yet.
Okay. They did say they would need an independent authority to verify it.
I don't know who

Speaker 2 I don't know who that is.

Speaker 2 Who's going to be independent in that situation? Richard Dawkins. No, he has some.
No, he's... Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 So this, Blaise Pascal, he's such an interesting character. So he very sadly, he lost his mother when he was three years old.

Speaker 2 And his father, Etienne, basically decided that he was going to homeschool him. And Etienne was himself an amateur mathematician.
However, he thought math isn't for the young.

Speaker 2 Like your brains are not ready when you're young. You need to do this when you're like 14, 15.

Speaker 2 So he took all the the math books in the house and he locked them up in a cupboard and he said, don't let me catch you reading any math around here.

Speaker 2 And so he became very curious about it because he'd seen his father talk about it with his friends and so on.

Speaker 2 So basically Pascal had to discover math by thinking about it and landed on all the actual equations, which is extraordinary.

Speaker 3 According to actually Pascal's sister, the reason that his dad banned him from doing maths, and he really did, and no one was allowed to mention maths in front of Blaise, she said that he did it because he knew, Etienne knew, that maths fills and greatly satisfies the mind in such a huge way that he knew as soon as Blaise heard about maths, he wouldn't be interested in classics or the humanities or anything like that.

Speaker 3 So he was like, I know you're going to get addicted as soon as you're exposed. So I'm going to keep you away from it.

Speaker 3 But of course, it piqued his interest so much, Blaise's interest. He was like, what is this mysterious thing I'm not allowed to access?

Speaker 3 And then it just does sound like this incredible moment. A tear kind of came to my eye when I imagined Etienne, maths lover as he was, going up to his 12-year-old son's bedroom, opening the door.

Speaker 2 Don't come in. I'm doing some maths.
I'm doing some math. I'm doing some maths.
No, no, I'm masturbating. I'm masturbating.

Speaker 2 You're not masturbating. You're masturbating.

Speaker 2 But he was right. That's what he was doing.
He was sitting there like secretly drawing circles and triangles and like thinking about the relationship between angles.

Speaker 3 And I mean, he discovered amazing stuff.

Speaker 3 Well, it doesn't sound amazing to us. He basically discovered that all the angles in a triangle add up to 180.
Duh. But

Speaker 3 we all studied maths, you see. That's the difference.

Speaker 2 Whereas this 12-year-old hadn't. He invented a calculator? Again, mid-17th century.
Not a lot of calculators around. And it was called the Pascaline, named after him, obviously.

Speaker 2 And he dedicated it to the French Chancellor, and he got a patent of it. And then, most French move ever, he said, no one else is allowed to make one but me.

Speaker 2 I have to have total control over it, so they didn't make any.

Speaker 2 It was for his dad, wasn't it? Because I think his dad worked in some kind of accounting thing. Yeah.
And his dad was always tired and stuff.

Speaker 2 And he thought, if I make this calculator, it'll make his life easier. He used an abacus, his dad, and he invented it to do away with the need for it.

Speaker 3 So sweet. And yet, so worrying in your child as well, if they've done that.
But mostly really sweet.

Speaker 3 And it was essentially a calculator that allowed you to carry over. which we all remember fondly, which Albacus' didn't allow you to do.

Speaker 3 So his calculator automatically carried over, you know, carrying over.

Speaker 2 No one in the audience shouted, no, what? What is that? Is anyone here from the 1600s?

Speaker 3 So, yeah, it was amazing. But he'd got this gig, being an accountant.

Speaker 3 It was a really good gig, and it was in Normandy, and he was actually managing the taxes of the whole area.

Speaker 3 But he had fallen from grace massively and come back into the grace of the French authorities, not because of Blaise Pascal, but because of Blaise's sister.

Speaker 3 So basically, Etienne's there, he's pissed off Richelieu, who's the French prime minister, and he's basically been exiled.

Speaker 3 So he's had to leave his three kids in Paris: Blaise and then Jacqueline and Gilbert.

Speaker 3 And Jacqueline turns out to be such a talented playwright and actress at the age of 10 or something that she performs for Cardinal Richelieu.

Speaker 3 And he's so charmed by her that she goes up to him afterwards and says, Oh, I hope you like that.

Speaker 3 By the way, would you mind forgiving my dad not putting him in prison in the Bastille, not cutting his head off, and giving him a good position instead? And Richelieu said, Yeah, right, you're cute.

Speaker 2 I'll do that.

Speaker 2 Precocious.

Speaker 2 So then a bit later, Pascal Blaise Pascal he was in a carriage and the horses bolted and they threw him into the Seine and he nearly died because it's very polluted isn't it as we know from the Olympics so was it but then he wrote an account of that accident and he had sort of like God came to him while he was in the water and that made him even more religious it was called this night of fire and he had a mystical moment and a realization and he wrote this kind of poem which apparently reads like a journal entry and they only found it after he died and the religion was Jansenism, wasn't it?

Speaker 2 It was both him and his sister were Jansenists. And the idea of Jansenism is we're all evil, and there's nothing you can do about it.

Speaker 2 And it's decided at the start who's going to be saved by God and who isn't going to be saved by God. And it really doesn't matter what you do while you're alive.
You're either fucked or not fucked.

Speaker 2 Right.

Speaker 2 What's in it for me? Sorry.

Speaker 2 I've got some bad news for you, Andy. Oh, man.

Speaker 3 Which didn't make any sense. And I'm sure it would if we spent longer than a day reading up on this but to me as James says predestination nothing you can do.

Speaker 3 But also it's not like he went out and had a great time because of it.

Speaker 2 He had a shit time.

Speaker 3 To be honest I think he was a bore Blaise Pascal.

Speaker 3 He did the old classic mortifying himself.

Speaker 3 Is it called mortifying where he wore metal clothes with spikes on the inside to hurt himself at all times so he could constantly be punished and constantly banish vain and profane thoughts.

Speaker 3 You know, he was so devout. He completely abandoned mass really for the last 10 years of his life.

Speaker 2 Is that your definition of boring? Someone who wears metal spikes into their body.

Speaker 3 If you have metal spikes facing outwards, that's cool.

Speaker 2 That's SNN. If the metal spikes are facing inwards.

Speaker 2 He always wore stockings soaked in brandy. Really?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I heard that. What's that for? I heard it.
I heard it. I heard some hot goss.
I read it in a document.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he thought he, well, he did have very bad circulation.

Speaker 2 He was very sickly in his 30s, and he thought that his circulation would improve if he wore because in those days it was like this is a hot thing. Brandy is a hot thing.

Speaker 2 It will improve the heat in your body. It will help the circulation.
It looks like it would

Speaker 3 do it if it attracted people to suckle at your tights,

Speaker 2 as you well might.

Speaker 2 So he met Descartes. This is hugely exciting in Paris in 1647.
He'd been away, he'd been really ill, he'd just got back, and then he and Descartes were in the same room. I think it's the only time.

Speaker 2 Are they both famous at this point? I think they're both pretty famous. Wow.
It's a huge, huge meeting of mind. It's like...
It's like Comic-Con, but for the.

Speaker 2 Oh my god. Yeah, it's like Comic-Con for the greatest thinkers of all time.
And all the doctors have been suggesting to Pascal, oh, you need to have more enemas and bloodlettings and purging.

Speaker 2 And Descartes said, have you just considered resting and having some soup? And it was a very... It went really badly because, you know.

Speaker 3 So he didn't want the resting and the soup. He wanted the enemas and bloodlettings.

Speaker 2 Yeah, absolutely. Right.
Right. Weird guy.
So do we know, James, the headline facts. So he thought about mathematics in order to cure his toothache.
Did the toothache, was it psychosomatic?

Speaker 2 Did it actually, did he then have a cure? I think what happened was it just went away.

Speaker 2 Yeah, right. And perhaps the maths might not have had anything to do with it.
Call me a skeptic.

Speaker 2 But if you, you can take your mind off pain if you fill your mouth with saliva. Does anyone else do that? Really?

Speaker 2 Yeah, a few yeses and a few more than a few. Uh.
Okay, but if you it's just something else to focus on you just focus on filling your mouth to the saliva.

Speaker 2 Right, I've got to get these saliva ducts flowing. What's hurting on you? Is it your teeth or anything on your teeth?

Speaker 2 I don't think this works if you've broken your leg, for instance. It only works in like a headache or something like that.
It works for a limited amount of time on minor pains.

Speaker 3 But on all pain.

Speaker 2 That's really interesting. I would say all pain.
So you've done it to yourself. I'm constantly doing it.
So when's the last time you did it?

Speaker 2 Do you think this could be used in childbirth, for instance, Andy?

Speaker 2 I don't see why not. We've tried a lot of other stuff, and it it doesn't seem to have worked.

Speaker 2 Some of it does work.

Speaker 2 Leading over to your wife and going, have you thought about thinking of math equations?

Speaker 2 Look, just in your own time, what's six times 17?

Speaker 2 Hey, so do you know, toothache, one of the earliest ideas of what it might be is that you were infected with a toothworm.

Speaker 2 Amazing idea. They thought there was a living creature inside there that was wiggling around trying to get out and that's what was causing all the pain inside.
And so, this is ancient.

Speaker 2 I think it might be the oldest misconception in humankind. The oldest that I've ever found, anyway, because the Babylonians believed it.

Speaker 3 And it lasted forever. I mean, it lasted until the 18th century, basically, when it was roundly debunked by Pierre Fauchard, a dentist.
But it was believed everywhere, wasn't it?

Speaker 3 Like from ancient Egypt to Mesoamerica.

Speaker 2 How are they getting hold of this idea?

Speaker 2 I briefly believed it while I was researching this because I don't, I felt, because I was in the 17th century, and I just didn't do the researching of what a toothache is until later on.

Speaker 2 So for a few hours in 2024, someone believed in toothworms. Toothworms existed.
Irish remedies for toothache. I know.
So is the National Folklore Collection much discussed still?

Speaker 2 A little bit. Okay.
So it was school children. They were sent out.
So 10 to 14 year olds were sent in their local area. They wrote up all the folklore they could gather from people who'd been alive.

Speaker 2 So this was done, yeah, 1937, 38.

Speaker 2 So the years it covered, because of the age of the people they were talking to went back to the 1860s and a lot of the folklore was to do with uh how to cure it was warts uh whooping cough and toothache and the cures i have to say largely potato based they were

Speaker 2 i'm afraid

Speaker 2 um

Speaker 2 what do you do with said a potato go into the garden get a potato pecked by a crow, put it in your pocket and never let it fall out.

Speaker 2 Okay. That'll do it.
That's it. And get a slice of raw potato, put it in your cheek.
It sounds fractionally more believable.

Speaker 2 That could work. Yeah.
But by far the most common actually was not potato, but it was frog-based. It was to keep a live frog in your mouth for a few minutes.
The frog gets the...

Speaker 2 Don't, come on, it's all right.

Speaker 2 Keep it in your mouth for a few minutes and then let it out. And it gets the toothache.
Very sad for it, but

Speaker 2 it takes yours away. And do you know this sign? It's like you put an L on your forehead.
James is calling me a loser, yeah. No, I'm not calling you a loser.

Speaker 2 So this sign, this, according to Canadian Medical Hall of Fame member Ronald Meltzak, if you take the L sign for calling someone a loser and then you rub an ice cube up and down the L, then that will get rid of your toothache.

Speaker 2 No. And it works in more than 50% of patients.
Really? Yeah.

Speaker 2 His theory, and he's tried this, and his theory is your body sort of feels the cold and it blocks some pathways, some pain pathways. to your brain and so stops sick.

Speaker 2 According to him, give it a go.

Speaker 2 And he's in the Canadian Medical Hall of Fame.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 3 That's pretty cool. Not 17th century Hall of Fame, no, modern Hall of Fame.

Speaker 2 Modern Canada, but modern.

Speaker 1 Time for a sofa upgrade. Introducing Anibay sofas, where designer style meets budget-friendly prices.
Every Anibay sofa is modular, allowing you to rearrange your space effortlessly.

Speaker 1 Perfect for both small and large spaces, Anibay is the only machine-washable sofa inside and out. Say goodbye to stains and messes with liquid and stain-resistant fabrics that make cleaning easy.

Speaker 1 Liquids simply slide right off. Designed for custom comfort, our high-resilience foam lets you choose between a sink-in feel or a supportive memory foam blend.

Speaker 1 Plus, our pet-friendly, stain-resistant fabrics ensure your sofa stays beautiful for years. Don't compromise quality for price.
Visit washable sofas.com to upgrade your living space today.

Speaker 1 Sofas start at just $699 with no risk returns and a 30-day money-back guarantee. Get early access to Black Friday now.
The biggest sale of the year can save you up to 60% off.

Speaker 1 Plus free shipping and free returns. Shop now at washable sofas.com.
Offers are subject to change and certain restrictions may apply.

Speaker 2 At Pluralsight, we don't just teach skills. We are building the tech workforce who deliver results fast, accelerated by top-tier content.
Lead with confidence. Lead with expertise.

Speaker 2 Visit us at pluralsite.com to tap in and learn more.

Speaker 2 It is time for fact number two, and that is my fact. My fact this week is that it turns out Stonehenge isn't a henge.

Speaker 2 Wow. Isn't that nuts? The only henge we know about isn't an actual henge.
So what's going on? What is it? Okay, this is according to English Heritage.

Speaker 2 If you go on their site, they have a fantastic page all about heng. And obviously, Stonehenge leads the category there.

Speaker 2 But then you get to a little bit where it says it isn't officially a proper henge, as the main ditch is external to the main bank. So what it is, in fact, is a proto-henge.

Speaker 2 Now, here's the weird thing.

Speaker 2 Henges are only called hinges because they're named after Stonehenge.

Speaker 3 Wow. This cat has eaten its own tail.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 It is amazing. So it's where the ditch is and where the raised bank is.
But it's also the size as well. It has to be over 65 feet across when you would go to the ditches.
I think it makes sense.

Speaker 2 If they found loads of hinges and they're all the same, apart from Stonehenge, it feels like Stonehenge was assembled incorrectly.

Speaker 2 But basically, the packet instructions clearly showed the ditch inside the bank or whatever.

Speaker 2 I don't care. But

Speaker 2 do you know what I mean? Like, they just did it wrong. Because I think there is a theory that it was basically a reassembly from another site.
Oh, it's a yeah, it's a second-hand hinge, basically.

Speaker 2 Yes, it's basically.

Speaker 2 It's a henge-me-down, basically.

Speaker 2 Lovely.

Speaker 2 Lovely.

Speaker 2 Very. Don't boo it.
I wasn't prepped.

Speaker 2 You've been sat all day writing that, Joke, haven't you, Dan?

Speaker 2 Yeah, there's another site in Wales, isn't there, where they've looked at what's missing from there and what's in Stonehenge, and it almost comes together as a whole thing, yeah.

Speaker 2 Because they also worked out that people were living there for ages, and then they stopped living there.

Speaker 2 And then they came back later, and they stopped living there about the same time as the stones left. So it could be that they just decided to move to Salisbury and took their big old stones with them.

Speaker 3 The baggage allowance must have been massive in the olden days.

Speaker 2 There's also another theory by Geoffrey of Monmouth, the 12th-century author. He says that Stonehenge was originally built in Ireland by a group of giants from Africa.
By a group of who?

Speaker 2 A group of giants from Africa. Oh, right, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 Classic.

Speaker 2 And then Merlin took them over from Ireland

Speaker 2 to Britain. We booing Merlin?

Speaker 2 We're booing Merlin. Wow.

Speaker 2 Don't you mention his name in this town.

Speaker 2 He knows what he did.

Speaker 3 That's actually just very good etymological knowledge from this audience, because Merlin, of course, literally means shit. Merlin.
It does, yeah. One of our earliest facts.
In Welsh, it meant shit.

Speaker 3 And that's why we changed it to Merlin, because we thought the name shit was too embarrassing.

Speaker 2 It is embarrassing.

Speaker 3 But he did, indeed. I think these giants brought it all the way to Ireland.

Speaker 3 from Africa and then back to England and this was the prevailing theory or the most common popular theory wasn't it until the 19th century. I don't think many people believed it.

Speaker 2 I think it qualifies as a theory. I don't know.

Speaker 2 There are lots of theories, and they all sort of reflect the times in which they were espoused. So there's, you know, is it a calculator to work out the seasons? Is it a healing place?

Speaker 2 Is it a spacecraft landing pad? Is it a

Speaker 2 dating, literally a date site for romance? Oh, not dating as in the date of the. No, sorry, not carbon dating, just dating.
Right. Dating dating.

Speaker 2 How would the dating work? It's just a symbolic sort of meat. But you you would meet them.
Like, let's go to Stonehenge and catch a catch something, catch Stonehenge.

Speaker 2 Well,

Speaker 2 that would be nice because it would be a dating site called Henge. That would be very pleasing.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Dan and I sitting there right in that chat. Dan and I sitting next to each other on a plane.
What are you doing? Nothing.

Speaker 2 But one of the latest theories is that it was basically a meeting place and it was actually a sort of community center, effectively.

Speaker 2 Like, it was an attempt to get people to come here, get involved in a big project, work together, because it was a time of big population decline and dispersal.

Speaker 2 So, it was just an attempt to kind of get people together, you know.

Speaker 3 God, there's a lot, there's a lot of shit, isn't there, about Stonehenge? But the nice thing is, there always has been.

Speaker 3 When you look back at early 1800s sources, people bitch about the fact that the number of theories about where Stonehenge comes from and why it's there are ridiculous.

Speaker 3 So, there was a whole spate of research in the 1920s and 1930s.

Speaker 3 There was an extremely authoritative account written called The Stones of Stonehenge, and his name was Edward Herbert Stone, which is nice.

Speaker 2 There was Henry Brown as well, 1823. He wrote what was officially the guidebook.
It was the first guidebook to Stonehenge.

Speaker 2 And the theory that he puts in there, which he kind of presents as fact, is that it survived Noah's flood.

Speaker 3 There was a very interesting debate between two excavators, again, in the 20s and 30s, when people were starting to do serious archaeology about Stonehenge rather than coming up with mad theories.

Speaker 3 The two main explorers of it and excavators of it were a woman called Maud Cunnington and a man called Alexander Kayler. And I got really obsessed with them because they sort of hated each other.

Speaker 3 Eventually, their rivalry kind of came to centre on this one stone. And it was a stone that Maud visited in 1911.
So she'd gone to lift up another stone, which is called Adam.

Speaker 3 You know, they give a couple of stones names, Adam and Eve, notably.

Speaker 3 And she'd lifted up this other stone which had fallen over.

Speaker 2 Was she a giant?

Speaker 2 Sorry.

Speaker 3 Yeah, sorry. I should have made it clear that she brought quite a lot of heavy machinery with her.

Speaker 3 And a large number of other people lifted up the henge stone.

Speaker 3 Cunnington came to the site in the 30s, went that idiot woman, she's put it the wrong way up, was determined she put it the wrong way up, flipped it over,

Speaker 2 put it on its head.

Speaker 3 Now they've looked at the stones and realized that he got it wrong. So there's this upside-down stone there that's messing it all up, solely the result of this rivalry between these two people.

Speaker 2 Did they fall in love?

Speaker 2 Because it sounds like everything you're saying is a rom-com.

Speaker 3 yeah it does I know it's like yes this is the beginning of you've got mail yes and

Speaker 2 other other places that are modelled on Stonehenge have you heard of a bonehenge bonehenge is a like elephant graveyard kind of thing oh yeah it's a mammoth bone circle in Russia made about 20,000 years ago very cool

Speaker 2 sconehenge

Speaker 2 as that as in scones it's pronounced sconhenge that's correct

Speaker 2 that's a restaurant in California

Speaker 2 There was the time when Queen Elizabeth was beamed onto the stones for her Jubilee. Is there a word for it? Thronehenge.

Speaker 2 Tame.

Speaker 2 And Ireland is home to a historic site that was found by someone flying up an unmanned aerial jingle. Would it by any chance be Dronehenge? Dronehenge!

Speaker 2 Amazing. So it is, it's still a mystery, isn't it, Stonehenge, where the stones come from.
There's always new reports. They suddenly think that some of the stones are from Wales.

Speaker 2 I think they've always thought from Wales. Sorry, from Scotland.
Yeah, the huge news.

Speaker 2 That's the big news, but recently they thought, why don't we try and see if the method of laying them down on sleds over logs is something that is achievable.

Speaker 2 And the result was they discovered it's just incredibly easy to do that.

Speaker 2 10 people can pull the stones in a very, it's a slow manner, but it's not as taxing as we thought it was.

Speaker 3 We've just given these guys so much credit for hundreds of years.

Speaker 2 It's piece of piss. Do you know

Speaker 2 we found the original tape measures that were probably used for Stonehenge? No, we don't. Oh, we we have.
This is so cool. Okay.
What?

Speaker 2 They're called the Folkton drums and they're big stone cylinders carved from solid chalk, right? And they are massive. They're about 5,000 years old.

Speaker 2 And each of them is a particular size so that if it goes around once, for example, it's a number of multiples of 3.2 meters. And that measurement crops up everywhere.
So we think those are the...

Speaker 2 the sort of tape measures of the gods. And they could send off to Wales saying, can you bring me a stone that's this big according to the drums?

Speaker 2 And they'll send back something that's that's the right size for you.

Speaker 2 What if it was just like an earthquake and they landed like that? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean, that's a good, that's in many ways an easier theory for us all, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. Older than Stonehenge is New Grange.

Speaker 2 In fact,

Speaker 2 I feel like your fact could have been New Grange is not new. Yeah.
Oh, right. Yeah.
But they've recently, yeah, very old. Older than Stonehenge.
They've recently done some DNA tests.

Speaker 2 What is it for international? Oh, sorry, for international listeners. And for those who maybe didn't do that bit of the reading.

Speaker 2 It's a huge, like a huge barrow. It's a huge earth mass under the middle of Ireland,

Speaker 2 which was probably a burial site, we think, because they found some bodies in there and they've done some DNA tests. And they found that there was a lot of incest going on.

Speaker 2 And what they reckon is, it was a bit like, you know, in ancient Egypt, how all the kings and queens married each other and then, you know, their children married each other and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 They reckon there was a lot of that in Ireland at the time.

Speaker 2 Just one person cheering and a very worried-looking sister next to him.

Speaker 2 His mum and his sister and his cousin have all come along, but thankfully they're all in the same seat.

Speaker 2 Sorry.

Speaker 2 Childish. But yeah, it's really interesting now because it implies a really elite system of almost like pharaohs in Ireland.
Wow, cool.

Speaker 3 And that's also where they found Dronehenge, isn't it? Lord near thereabouts, where that bloke found Dronehenge.

Speaker 3 And he's now published a book, The Story Behind the Remarkable Neolithic Discovery, about the events following the day he found it and how the world's media descended on him.

Speaker 3 And I encourage you to look up the accounts because I don't know how much it was headline news all around the world,

Speaker 2 as is claimed in the book.

Speaker 2 I've got one last thing, which is that I've always wanted to go to Stonehenge. I've never been.
And as part of this research, I thought, oh, I wonder if it's on TripAdvisor.

Speaker 2 And it turns out it is, and it has a lot of one-star reviews. No.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 this is one. This is one going as back as 2014.
I was disgusted to find that this was just a few rocks to look at.

Speaker 2 Nothing to do. They should knock it down and build an arcade or fun fair.
Don't waste your time. What a silly place.

Speaker 2 And then August of 2023, someone wrote, I expected so much more than just stones placed in a circle. As a World Heritage site, at the very least, I would have expected an ice cream van.

Speaker 2 I didn't fight the war for this.

Speaker 2 Interview,

Speaker 2 even a henge.

Speaker 2 It is time for fact number three, and that is N.

Speaker 3 My fact this week is that the sport with the highest rate of concussion is synchronized swimming.

Speaker 2 Is that because one of the swimmers bangs her head and everyone has to copy them?

Speaker 3 It's a funny line, James, but it's a fundamental misunderstanding of synchronized swimming. Oh, yeah.
We'll come on to that.

Speaker 3 But I should caveat this by saying this is based on my reading and not actual academic comparative studies.

Speaker 3 But I have surmised this from a lot that I've read about synchronized swimming. It's extremely dangerous.

Speaker 3 So I was reading an account of Bill Moreau, who was the vice president of sports medicine for the U.S. Olympic Committee between 2009 and 2019.

Speaker 3 And he supervised lots of sports for safety and health concerns. And he supervised synchronized swimming.
And in a two-week training camp, he said 50% of the team sustained a concussion.

Speaker 3 And that surpassed NFL and Aussie Rules football.

Speaker 2 Are they? is that team just really shit

Speaker 2 like what are they doing they must be because they can't be hitting the bottom of the pool okay it's not

Speaker 2 allowed they're just it's just it's just knocking heads isn't it yeah it's just crazy well they keep on trying to make it better and better and better and better and better which means getting in tighter and tighter and tighter to each other and you're flailing around and you're upside down and you're kicking and and you just bang heads or kick each other in the face all the time.

Speaker 2 Absolutely.

Speaker 3 It's colliding with each other.

Speaker 2 Sometimes I read an account from one of them who I think one of them broke another's nose accidentally with a stray you know hand or foot or whatever and they didn't notice. Well,

Speaker 2 they're so focused on the routine. Yeah, you're doing your job.
Here's the thing.

Speaker 2 Sorry.

Speaker 3 But if I punched you in the nose right now, you wouldn't continue with this fact.

Speaker 2 I'm a pro. I would continue on.

Speaker 2 There's a photo for the audience at home that's sitting behind us. And what you can see on the photo here is that the team is about to lob one of their members up into the air, right?

Speaker 2 And the thing is, in synchronized swimming, you aren't allowed to touch the bottom, right?

Speaker 2 So the amount of kicking that you need to do in order to get them up into the air purely from swimming is insane. It's nuts.

Speaker 2 I would think that they would breed synchronized swimmers who are just very tall, so they can touch the bottom. But that is apparently not how the sport works.

Speaker 3 No, no, it's against the rules. They're completely pointless.

Speaker 3 You wouldn't work.

Speaker 3 But this photo and the idea that they are kicking madly underwater to sustain this beautiful performance above the water is epitomized by Sarah Ook, who was a great synchronized swimmer who actually got kicked in the head and concussed and spent three years recuperating from that and so retired.

Speaker 3 But she said, we make it look pretty above the water, but below it's a battlefield and it is like underwater. It's mad.
And there are lots of studies into concussion in other sports.

Speaker 3 You know, rugby is often cited as the worst. That's three concussions per 1,000 kind of athletic exposures, which is one person in one game.

Speaker 3 But reading about synchronized swimming, there was Miriam Glez, who is the chief executive of USA Synchro, which is their national organizing body, said a hundred percent of my athletes will get a concussion at some point.

Speaker 3 And it is just crashing into and falling on each other.

Speaker 2 They have helmets. Well, they do in practice.
But do they? They wear practice helmets, yeah. They're made of silicon and they've got like a honeycomb style makeup to them.
Yeah, very tasty, right?

Speaker 2 Have a lick while you're down there.

Speaker 2 Don't ever, don't ever, ever, ever say that again.

Speaker 2 Obviously, you can't see what's going on under the water, but I don't think that's fine. I think that's the judges would come down very hard on that.

Speaker 2 That's what makes them jump up so high.

Speaker 2 But here's the thing, we're looking at the photo right now. Doesn't look very synchronized, does it, right? And that's the thing.

Speaker 2 We're saying synchronized swimming, it's artistic swimming. So it's not synchronized, has gone out.
But also, you were never synchronized with each other. Each other.

Speaker 2 You were synchronized with the music. Yeah.
Which is why you can have solo-synchronized swimming. I have an opinion, which is that I think this is a better sport under the water than it is on top.

Speaker 2 Ah, yes.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, exactly. So you see the effort that goes in.
And there are sometimes cameras under the water, and you can just see the furious effort that's going in.

Speaker 2 And I think it's probably the only sport where if you film it in a different medium, it's...

Speaker 2 I'm not sure what I'm trying to say.

Speaker 2 I think it looks

Speaker 1 like shit.

Speaker 2 It takes place between two forms of matter, right?

Speaker 2 Well,

Speaker 2 all diving for shy, all sing.

Speaker 2 Okay, what's okay? Now, grant you diving.

Speaker 2 What's the one water, water polo, where they've got the ball? Yeah,

Speaker 2 that is crazy underneath because they're literally like kicking and punching, and yeah, everything.

Speaker 3 I think, to give Andy credit, I think diving isn't the same because diving ends once you enter the water, right? And synchronized swimming is constantly taking part in both media

Speaker 2 and

Speaker 2 there you go. So, like, there's no spot where half of your body is encased in solid and half of you is in plasma.
It just doesn't happen.

Speaker 2 So, I think that's what makes it interesting. That is true.

Speaker 3 And people pass out quite regularly because, again, because so much of it's underwater, you have to be holding your breath a huge amount of the time and holding your breath while exerting yourself enormously.

Speaker 3 And this is another reason why the concussion issue in synchronized swimming is such a thing, is that it's probably extremely underreported because the symptoms of concussion are very similar to the symptoms of swimming upside down whilst holding your breath whilst having to fling people out of the air quite a lot.

Speaker 3 So imagine doing that. You're there going, am I concussed or is this just how you feel when you're doing this mad thing? That's so funny.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 And when they're training, I mean the training is incredibly stressful and there's a lot of it.

Speaker 2 But one of the things they do is they do CrossFit workouts with their mouths taped because they have to hold their breath underwater for like up to two minutes.

Speaker 2 And because there's so much exertion, they have to not just get fit, but be able to do these things while holding their breath. So they'll take the mouths and do some CrossFit.

Speaker 3 I can breathe through my nose. So

Speaker 3 in your face!

Speaker 2 I believe they probably tape the nose as well. I think they're probably.
Also, and this is another sort of like cruel intensity about it, they're not allowed to wear swimming goggles. Yeah.
No,

Speaker 2 it's not in the final thing. Yeah, because the judges want to see their expression.
So the goggles aren't allowed to be there. And as a result, they get really irritated eyes.

Speaker 2 And so a lot of synchronized or artistic

Speaker 2 bathe their eyes in milk. Because apparently milk is very fair.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 And that's not recommended from the 17th century handbooks. That's a genuine...

Speaker 2 That's Blaise Pascal says that when you.

Speaker 2 Like you say, they want to see their eyes, they want to see their expressions, they want to see them smiling. And if you speak to any synchronized swimmer, they all say that the smile is fake.

Speaker 2 And the reason they're smiling is to kind of hide the pain. It's kind of a grimace, because the pain is so bad.
And they're like.

Speaker 2 I mean, all of these reports about how tough it is do come from synchronized swimmers. True.
Yeah,

Speaker 2 I'm just saying,

Speaker 2 how would the power lifters know?

Speaker 2 It is obviously incredibly hard. And obviously, if you come out of the water, your natural instinct is to rub your face and get the water out of your eyes.

Speaker 2 And you're not allowed to do that because you have to be looking at the judges. And

Speaker 2 are you meant to maintain eye contact with the judges?

Speaker 2 With water in your eyes, because you're mostly blind because you're not wearing it.

Speaker 2 It's really, it is very hard. I take back my comment.
Please don't email him.

Speaker 3 And it, well, it is this very interesting thing which has a long history, sort of kicked off officially in the 1890s and was about looking good. It was only men who were allowed to do it at first.

Speaker 3 And almost immediately, people realized that women were much better candidates for it because A, we have much more fat on our bodies, so we're more buoyant.

Speaker 3 And B, people want to look at women in swimsuits doing really pretty things.

Speaker 3 And And so it's meant to be this display of aesthetic brilliance. But you do have these weird standards.

Speaker 3 Like the hair gel is amazing that they have to wear on their hair to keep it looking completely, you know, staying completely still in the water and looking great. So

Speaker 3 the way they do their hair is called Noxing with a K, K-N-O-X,

Speaker 3 and like Fort Knox. And it's because it's using Nox gelatin, which is a thing that's used to make jelly in cooking in, you know.

Speaker 2 Especially in America, I think it's it's like the main brand of gelatin. Is it?

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 3 Okay. So there you go.
So it's like industrial strength and you spread this paste onto your head and it basically solidifies your hair so it can't move and it's rock solid.

Speaker 2 And then you go in. Knox, by the way, was run by a woman called Rose Knox, who made this gelatin.
She was married to another guy who died and then she took over the business.

Speaker 2 The first day she took over, she closed the back door of the factory, which previously all the women had to go into into a different door than all the men, which was a kind of a thing that did happen occasionally in factories in America.

Speaker 2 Yeah, because they didn't want them mixing because they thought they wouldn't do any work if they were flirting the whole time.

Speaker 2 She made a five-day week for her workers and gave them two weeks of paid vacation, which really no one else was doing at the time.

Speaker 2 And she wrote a book. Her book was called 70 Easy, Delicious Desserts Made from Sparkling Calves Foot Gelatin.
No way. Really? Sounds like a great book, that.

Speaker 2 Did you guys hear of Esther Williams in the course of research? Yeah, she was from a movie star. She was very cool.
She was a movie star who swam in the very elaborate routines.

Speaker 2 In the sort of 40s and 50s, there was a huge trend of aqua ballets and the time of Buckley Barkley and all of these amazing balletic dance scenes. She was great.

Speaker 2 Her films included Neptune's Daughter, Million Dollar Mermaid, Dangerous When Wet. They were just cool.
Cool films. And she then had an unsuccessful move into land-based acting.

Speaker 2 She was just flopping around.

Speaker 2 Well, there was a comedian called Fanny Bryce who said of her, Wet, she's a star, dry, she ain't. And

Speaker 2 she was very self-deprecating, though. She said, If they ever teach a duck to act, I'm in big trouble.

Speaker 2 She's great. She's so cool.
She once did a 35-meter dive in a film playing another swimmer. That was a million-dollar mermaid.
She broke her neck. She spent seven months in a body cast.

Speaker 2 Was that one of the land-based ones actually?

Speaker 1 Life gets messy. Spills, stains, and kid chaos.
But with Anibay, cleaning up is easy. Our sofas are fully machine washable, inside and out, so you never have to stress about messes again.

Speaker 1 Made with liquid and stain-resistant fabrics, that means fewer stains and more peace of mind.

Speaker 1 Designed for real life, our sofas feature changeable fabric covers, allowing you to refresh your style anytime. Need flexibility? Our modular design lets you rearrange your sofa effortlessly.

Speaker 1 Perfect for cozy apartments or spacious homes. Plus, they're earth-friendly and built to last.
That's why over 200,000 happy customers have made the switch.

Speaker 1 Get early access to Black Friday pricing right now. Sofas started just $699.

Speaker 1 Visit washable sofas.com now and bring home a sofa made for life. That's washable sofas.com.
Offers are subject to change and certain restrictions may apply.

Speaker 2 At Pluralsight, we don't just teach skills. We are building the tech workforce who deliver results fast, accelerated by top-tier content.
Lead with confidence. Lead with expertise.

Speaker 2 Visit us at pluralsight.com to tap in and learn more.

Speaker 2 It is time for our final fact of the show, and that is Andy. My fact is that early phone boxes came with a little man inside who would arrange the call for you, then wait outside until it was over.

Speaker 2 Oh. That's very nice.
That's lovely. Why did we get rid of it? We could have had a really civilized time.
Well, I guess it was because everyone learned how to use phones. Yeah.

Speaker 2 That's true, and they didn't in the first place. So this is really interesting.
This is from a book called...

Speaker 2 Before you explain it, when you say little man inside...

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 Like a borrower, right? Yeah, like a borrower.

Speaker 2 A little abusion. No.
It has to be small enough to fit in the phone box. Yeah.
I mean, phone boxes, they're quite big.

Speaker 3 How little was the man?

Speaker 2 It's just a figure of speech. Some of the men were probably normal or even above average size, all right?

Speaker 3 I also, for the show we're doing in Ireland, we have chosen the most quintessentially English thing to talk about. This will be 25 minutes on red phone boxes.

Speaker 2 I don't think it's any more English than Stonehenge.

Speaker 2 Very good. Stonehenge built by a giant.
These phone boxes contained a little man.

Speaker 2 This is from a book which admittedly is called Enigmatic England.

Speaker 2 And it's about...

Speaker 2 No, your audience?

Speaker 2 It's about these very early phone boxes. So before you have the one-person sort of booth, you know, TARDIS style phone boxes, you had call stations, which are more like a garden shed.

Speaker 2 And they first appeared in 1886. They're incredibly old.
And there would be an attendant inside who would take your money, place the call, wait outside in whatever the weather until you've finished.

Speaker 2 I read some reports as well that they would also lock you in so that you couldn't escape without paying.

Speaker 2 Oh, right. Yeah.
I think that was the thing, wasn't it?

Speaker 2 Because you had to pay for it and they had no system of you just putting coins in and it knowing that you put the right amount in and then connecting you.

Speaker 2 So you had to give them the money and then they would sort out all the connection part. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 You know, I had to go to a phone exchange, to an operator. It was really complicated.
And they would, I think, maybe time the call as well. I don't know.

Speaker 2 Well, the first ones, actually, so a lot of them were in post offices and shops, the ones that didn't have little men.

Speaker 2 So you would, so you might have it in a place where there was already someone there. But the first ones were in Manchester and Liverpool in 1885.

Speaker 2 And in this one, you would give them the money, they would set it off. And then it said,

Speaker 2 this was from a newspaper article. a clockwork arrangement slowly moves an index finger visible to the user over a graduated arc.

Speaker 2 So there's like a picture of someone's finger going, like the countdown clock going,

Speaker 2 really creepy, that, isn't it? That's amazing.

Speaker 3 What I noticed with your finger there is you did it anti-clockwise to us, so it was clockwise for the audience.

Speaker 2 Was that deliberate? Oh, I've been working in Fiasa for many years.

Speaker 2 Guys, oh god,

Speaker 2 you've just reminded me of a toothache cure. Sorry.

Speaker 2 It was to put a dead person's finger in your mouth

Speaker 2 and rub it on the tooth. Sorry, just reminded me.
Was the finger connected to the dead person? I don't think it mattered.

Speaker 2 But I think for ease of use, you would probably disconnect the toothpaste. You disconnect, yeah, if you would.

Speaker 2 When was this? This was the 1880s.

Speaker 3 It was such an exciting time, the 1880s, in phone land, wasn't it?

Speaker 2 Because it was.

Speaker 2 What was happening? Well, it was. The invention of the phone, pretty much.

Speaker 2 That's a fairly seminal moment, yeah? It was mostly that.

Speaker 2 I like the fact that

Speaker 3 phone operators had to sort of know everyone in their area because there were so few people who were subscribed to the telephone exchange.

Speaker 3 As a phone, you'd call the operator and you'd say something like, Could you put me through to, you know, the doctor who specifically does knee stuff? I've got a really sore knee.

Speaker 3 And as an operator, you'd need to know that doctor and which exchange point they were and put them into the the right thing.

Speaker 2 Have you tried attaching a frog to the knee?

Speaker 2 Do you have a dead man with you?

Speaker 2 Yeah, the first Irish telephone exchange was set up in 1880, but it had just five customers at the time.

Speaker 2 Right. But you'd think they would be an even number so they could rig each other, but I guess that's not

Speaker 2 how it works.

Speaker 3 Do you know, I did check the phone book in Ireland from that year, which is very short. As you say, it got to about 19 or 20 customers by the end of the year.
One of the customers was Messrs.

Speaker 3 Guinness and Sons.

Speaker 2 Oh, wow.

Speaker 3 Yeah, they got in there because if you need your Guinness, you need it now.

Speaker 2 Right. That's so funny.
They had in 1885 an invention which was, it was like an out-of-office email for phones. Okay.

Speaker 2 So if someone phoned you, you could let them know that you were out and you'd be back later. Can you guess how that would work?

Speaker 2 Sorry, so you phone them.

Speaker 2 So you phone me. Yeah.
I'm not in. Yeah.
But I know that I'm going to be back at 4 p.m.

Speaker 2 So I'm going to let you know. So I'm in the booth.
Yeah. The finger beckons.

Speaker 2 Is that it?

Speaker 2 No fingers involved. Okay.
Oh, I know, I know, because there weren't that many phones back then, we're saying.

Speaker 2 So, what you would do is you would call up the operator and say, Anyone who tries to call my phone, can you let them know I'm out till 4:30? Very good. This is an invention, it's an a thing.

Speaker 2 So, your phone is ringing on the desk,

Speaker 2 and I'm away from my desk, so I need a mechanical claw to lift the phone to a mechanical mouse. No fingers, no claws.

Speaker 2 employ a boy employ a boy or a girl they think that's an invention the boy the boy this is when the boy was invented

Speaker 2 wow the 1880s really were amazing

Speaker 2 uh it's basically what you would do is if you're going to be back at 4 p.m as someone called no one would answer it it would just go click click click click and then we'd hang up and then they knew that you had to phone back at 4 p.m clever isn't that clever that is yeah that's amazing that's very cool uh the bristol mercury i read about this invention they said this will be the most useful useful invention of the time.

Speaker 2 Right. They were sure.
Well, this was a useful invention jumping a bit forward to 1905. And there was a guy who was called Almond Stroger, and he ran a funeral home in Kansas City.

Speaker 2 And he invented the Stroger pot belly candlestick phone. And he invented it.

Speaker 2 It's still a catchy name. Because the candlestick is where you have that bit you hold by your ear and then you hang it up and it sticks up.
If you look at it, it does look like a candlestick, yeah.

Speaker 2 Or candlestick holder, rather. But the reason he invented it is because he worked in the funeral business.

Speaker 2 And anytime someone was calling up, there was an operator whose husband ran a rival funeral home.

Speaker 2 And she kept putting it through to them.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And he was like, I'm losing all my business because she works on the inside.
She's feeding it to the wrong place. So he's like, I'm going to innovate the telephone.
And he did with numbers.

Speaker 2 Someone's stolen the finger from my husband. Was that you?

Speaker 3 Hang on. Are you about because I was about to say, that's the best fact you've ever told me.
Yes. And were you about to say so the story goes?

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 2 Why do you do this to us? Well, no, because they're just covering my tracks, you know?

Speaker 2 That is the story that that was the.

Speaker 3 It's a fantastic story.

Speaker 2 Great story.

Speaker 2 In 1915, a three-minute call between New York and San Francisco cost the equivalent today of $500.

Speaker 2 Three.

Speaker 2 Wow. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And these first ones, the ones that you were talking about, were three pence for three minutes. That's very good.
Yeah, yeah. Well, a lot of it was for business only.
That was the thing.

Speaker 2 Phones were for business. They were for Guinness and Sons to place orders or talk to their merchants or whatever.

Speaker 2 And there were warnings in the early phone that I'm quoting now a document that said it should not be used for the exchange of twaddle between foolish women.

Speaker 2 Wow. Yeah.
No, and again, in 1999, one phone company manager found that 30% of all calls were idle gossip. And this was very frowned on because phones were, you know, rare and precious.

Speaker 2 And so they should only be for business and all of that.

Speaker 2 And then gradually, phone company bosses started realizing, oh, well, probably quite useful if people are speaking on their phone for a long time.

Speaker 2 I think also because it clogged up the lines, didn't it?

Speaker 2 Basically, if you were talking your twaddle to someone, it meant that other people might not be able to use the lines because there weren't that many of them.

Speaker 2 Eventually, we got the automatic payphone where people could put coins in. Oh, yeah.
So we, bad news for the little men.

Speaker 2 A lot of little guys. Unemployed all around the country.

Speaker 2 Putting out little signs.

Speaker 2 But this was invented by William Gray, and his original invention is very clever. So you have the thing that you're talking to, and there was a little bit of metal near the microphone.

Speaker 2 And whenever you put the money in, the little bit of metal slid out of the way so you'd be able to talk. And then, as soon as your money ran out, it would slide back into place.

Speaker 2 So you wouldn't be able to hear them anymore.

Speaker 2 Chat guillotine. Isn't that cool? That is cool.
It's really cool.

Speaker 2 He also invented the chest protector for baseball catchers. Oh, that big buff-looking looking thing that they wear.
Yeah the thing that protects the chest. Yeah.

Speaker 2 But

Speaker 2 it's just two weird things to invent isn't it? It is. Here's a little quiz from a California phone manual in the early days.
I think this is the early 1900s.

Speaker 2 Keep your what out of the opening of the phone.

Speaker 2 Keep your twaddle.

Speaker 2 What's the opening of the phone? Where your mouth is. Keep your tongue out.
Oh. Keep your tongue out.

Speaker 2 Well, yes. I'm just thinking like what is close by.
Who's using phones at this time keep your nose out saliva saliva

Speaker 2 no don't yeah

Speaker 2 no this is a manly thing oh it's a manly thing yeah okay penis

Speaker 2 james moustache

Speaker 2 why on earth would you put your penis into the mouthpiece

Speaker 2 of the name

Speaker 2 i can't believe you would think of a penis that's disgraceful oh james i'm really disappointed.

Speaker 3 So that was a phone manual, how to use a phone. I just had a thing on a phone book, which is, you know, another phone-related book.

Speaker 2 That's the link. And

Speaker 2 I just really like this.

Speaker 3 Someone found this randomly a few years ago. They lived in Idaho, and they wondered what would happen if you looked up Adam West.

Speaker 2 You remember Adam West?

Speaker 3 He died recently. He was Batman.

Speaker 2 Died?

Speaker 2 God, this is a big moment, Danny.

Speaker 3 Quite recently, the last couple of years, I think. Gosh.

Speaker 2 He was tied to a huge vat of acid.

Speaker 3 Anyway, this random guy on the internet found out that he just idly looked up Adam West in the phone book, and the message in the phone book read in Idaho, because Adam West lived in Idaho when he died.

Speaker 3 The message read, C. Wayne, Bruce, brackets, millionaire.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 3 And so you went to that listing in the phone book, and then it said, please consult crime fighters in the yellow pages.

Speaker 2 And then

Speaker 3 you went to that listing in the yellow pages and it said, see Batman, white pages.

Speaker 3 And then you went to that listing and it's sending back to Adam West in the phone book.

Speaker 2 Okay, I need to end us here.

Speaker 2 And that is it for our show tonight. Thank you, Dublin, so much for being here.
That is all our facts. We'll be back again next week with another episode.
We will see you then. Goodbye.

Speaker 2 October brings it all. Halloween parties, game day tailgates, crisp fall nights.
At Total Wine and More, you'll find just what you need for them all.

Speaker 2 Whether you're hosting friends or enjoying the cool fall air, you'll find thousands of wines, spirits, and beers at the lowest prices. Mixing up something spooky?

Speaker 2 Total Wine and More is your cocktail central for all your Halloween concoctions with the lowest prices.

Speaker 2 For over 30 years, you'll always find what you love and love what you find at Total Wine and More.