8: No Such Thing As A Swear Word On The Moon

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We ran it on QI a few years ago. Yeah.
Which was there's no such thing as a fish. And there's no such thing as a fish.
No, seriously, it's in the Oxford Dictionary of Underwater Life.

It says it right there, first paragraph, no such thing as a fish.

Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly QI podcast coming to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden. My name is Dan Dan Schreiber.

I'm sitting here with three other elves, James Harkin, Alex Bell, and Anna Chaczynski.

And once again, we're gathering around our microphone and we're going to share with each other our favorite facts from the last seven days. So in no particular order, here they are.

Alex, let's start with you. Okay, my fact is that one of the last things that NASA had to do before launching space shuttles was detach their inflatable owls.

Wow.

Why would they have inflatable owls on their space shuttles?

Basically, this was at Cape Kennedy, and they had a bit of a wildlife problem there, just generally, because the launch pad is actually in the middle of a nature reserve.

So, one of the problems they had was with woodpeckers. On the

big fuel tanks on the side of the space shuttle, they're sort of bright orange, and they've they're covered in foam insulation, which is quite delicate.

And they had this problem with woodpeckers that were just coming up and pecking holes in them. And they have no idea why they were doing this.

So, didn't they actually have to cancel a shuttle launch in order to because too much damage was done to one?

Yeah, Discovery, I think, was one of the ones that was delayed by quite a lot and then cancelled and rescheduled and things. So, they did several things.

Firstly, they used sound blasters, which I think were some sort of sound thing to scare away woodpeckers.

They also apparently had a 24-hour bird-watching contingent on the run after the launch to keep an eye out for specifics.

Yeah, I read that there were people, members of the public, when they'd heard about this, riding in with their own suggestions by amateur scientists. Yeah, yeah, there's great suggestions.

One of them was to paint the tanks blue, a colour woodpeckers hate.

Station falcons at the pads. So acting, yeah, effectively, falcons would chase them off.
Boil skunk cabbage and spray water on the tanks.

What skunk cabbage? I have no idea. This is just madness.
Woodpeckers hate blue. Do they, like, sunny days are just a nightmare.
Well, they're not trying to peck the sky, presumably.

Oh, they just don't like the taste of blue. Like that one.

I just say, I'm not allowed to let my dog off the lead in a nature reserve, and NASA can build like an entire space station in the middle of one. It seems like not a good place to put it.

Well, I think there was dickle some issues. There were some other problems as well.
I've got an article from a newspaper from 1983 that's headlined, NASA must cope with wild pigs.

There's a quote from it saying that the space centre officials say they routinely check runways for pigs and alligators before any aircraft is clear to land.

I don't think that's space shuttles, but that's yeah, alligators supposedly are are always lounging out because it's a nice heated pad for the landing strip.

Yeah, it's not a great place for pigs to be living where alligators live as well.

Imagine the kind of CCTV footage they must have of epic battles on the runways when shuttles are coming in between an alligator and a pig. There is the one of the bats.
Have you seen that one?

When one of the shuttles launched, and you can see a little bat that was obviously sleeping on the shuttle and obviously woke up when his home took off.

It was in the flames.

And NASA had to say, we're really sorry, but he probably died. No one's really upset.

I was. Sorry, go on.
No, no, just on the pig thing. NASA actually hired a pig trapper.
I'm reading this article. Can you imagine kind of going into someone saying, yeah, I work for NASA?

What do you do? Yeah, I trap their pigs. Yeah, I'm the pig trapper for NASA.

Perfect.

Speaking of pigs, this is almost unrelated, but did you know in medieval times in England, pigs were a bigger pest than rats in London, and feral pigs were all over London.

The government offered rewards if you could kill a pig and bring them evidence that you'd killed a feral pig. They'd just be in your cupboards eating your cereal,

pooing all over the kitchen floor.

So we haven't said, so the reason they had owls, inflatable owls, is because of these woodpeckers, and that was the solution to put these owls. So

they were basically just

spherical balloons with owl eyes and sort of like an evil eyebrow painted on the top to look like an owl. I'll put some pictures up on the website.

But they were called, I think, like owl terror eyes. And you can buy them now as well.

They just sort of festooned them over the structure of the the space shuttle like halloween decorations because they did they did have owls that were living on the crane that was attached to the space shuttle um i don't know if there's a theory that during that period that's why there were no woodpeckers there because there was owls living there but i got into a lot of trouble with the rspca and other uh wildlife foundations because when they did take off this one time they blasted these owls

it's terrible but what's interesting is that nasa has actually been talked into taking it quite seriously and looking after the animals So they actively do do that.

So if they're going to retrieve any of the booster rockets that land in the Banana River, which has apparently the largest refuge of manatees

in America, they now use water jets as opposed to propellers so that they don't kill any of the wildlife. So they've changed the system for that.
This is an interesting one.

They used to have blinding lights that shined when they were on the launch pads.

The turtles that were going into the sea,

loghead sea turtles, they would see the light as opposed to the moonshine.

And the moonshine would usually direct them to the ocean but they would see the launch pad lights and they would head towards the launch pad lights and die on the way because they'd never reached the ocean so they've changed their lights to be less disorientating bulbs good for nasa

so i like um lo-fi things that they do uh the astronauts do like um they they use taco sauce to secure debris on the iss and um they're inside the space suits they have a little bit of um um they have a little bit of velcro that they use to itch their nose with because they can't can't itch their nose and stuff like that.

Oh, yeah, stuff like that. Yeah, NASA's very good.
Like, the OWLs is a good example of just a continuing tradition of highly inventive solutions. Yeah.

What was the one that you initially, Alex, you had a fact that you wanted to use?

I think this has been doing around the internet recently, apparently. But I was watching a really old documentary about

various aspects of the early space program. And apparently, in the men's spacesuits,

there's a sort of condom-like sheath that the astronauts have to wear so that they can go to the loo in the suits.

And they came in three sizes, which was small, medium and large. But all the astronauts are just picking large and they refused to go with the others.

So NASA decided to change the names to large, gigantic and humongous.

It's true.

I found this out,

which I really like. Charlie Duke, who was on Apollo 16, he had such a problem with swearing that he had to be hypnotized before heading into space so that he wouldn't swear once he was on the moon.

So when they were doing live broadcasts. Are you not allowed to swear on the moon? Well, no, I think because we were being, you know, we were hearing everything you were saying.

Yeah, so he was told not to swear and it led as a result, he sings a lot on the moon because that was the compensation in the hypnosis. He got suddenly into

a singer. Every time he was going to swear, he just belted out my way or something.
Yeah, yeah.

There was that guy, I can't remember which astronaut it was. I bet one of you guys remembers who got told off really badly for smuggling a sandwich into space.

I think it was a corned beef sandwich, wasn't it? And I can't remember who it was in the 1960s.

Yes, but then, weirdly, when Buzz and Neil Armstrong landed on the moon, their first meal was a ham salad sandwich. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. And we know that Buzz smuggled some stuff up to the moon, don't we?

He did, yeah, yeah. He smuggled up some wine and some holy bread, which had been blessed by a priest, yeah, to do the first ever communion.
Yeah. It's incredible.
You could sneak.

Yeah, it really is. It makes me question NASA whether we can put NASA in charge of outer space missions so they can't even body search someone properly.

Apollo 12, you get a checklist, which are these kind of flipboards that you get on board the ship.

Some of the prankster kind of employees for NASA, some of the engineers, snuck on Playboy photos in between the checklists. So, yeah,

we'll put a photo up on QI.com/slash podcast. It's

naked ladies.

No, it's

history, James.

You're really trying to get people onto our website.

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Okay, uh, time for fact number two. This one's mine.
Um, so we all know the um, the famous uh advert that comes on at the beginning of DVDs. That sort of anti-piracy.
You wouldn't steal a car,

you wouldn't steal a handbag. That one, yeah.
Anyway, it turns out that the music used in that anti-piracy advert was stolen.

Oh, yeah. So

irony. The advert that's telling you.
Right at the end, what's it say, Alex? It says. Piracy is a crime.
I think piracy is stealing. Piracy is stealing.

And so is stealing. And so is stealing.
That step that was stealing. That was a crime.

It was officially, I mean, it was commissioned for an anti-piracy ad, but it was meant to be used just at a small film festival where they were sort of showcasing this thing.

So the guy who created it, whose name is Meltshjor Reichvelt, he wrote this music, he got given basic money for it to be used at this local film festival.

And then in 2007, he bought a Harry Potter DVD. At the top was this advert with his music.

And so since 2007, all the way to 2012, he's been trying to say, could I have the money, please? Because he was owed millions, I mean, for the amount of use that he had.

Yeah, and so finally, the company that was using it called him up, a guy called Mr. Goeritz, and he said that he would pay him out for 1 million Euros, but that Mr.

Goeritz would get to keep one-third of that money for all the hard work and trouble that he'd gone through to get him that one million Euros.

So anyway, he recorded that conversation, he played it, Mr. Gerritz got fired, and he's been compensated since.

It's pretty appalling that they did that, though. And then it's not great.
I know what will get us out of this mess. An old-fashioned bribe.

What?

Did you guys know that Harley Davidson tried to trademark the sound of its revs? What? No. Yep.
Those three revs.

Apparently, I don't really know much about motorbikes, but apparently the three revs at the start sound like, I think this is on the Holly Davidson website, sound like potato, potato, potato.

And fair enough, loads of other motorbike manufacturers said, I'm really sorry, our revs sound really similar. You can't do this.
And they didn't.

Asta copyrighted slapping your ass.

Really? Yeah, they did, yeah. Did they? You know, it goes that advert where you go, do, do, do, do, do.

Don't they go, that's Asta Price? Yeah, that's right. Is it just your own ass or anyone's? Like, is it they've copyrighted a section of advance, basically? Yeah, if

basically, the way these things work is it's only in the specific area if you're trying to pass off as their kind of thing.

So Aldi or Waitrose couldn't do an R-slapping kind of advert because they copyrighted it for that.

There was also someone copyrighted touching the side of your nose as if to indicate knowledge and also tipping a bowler hat. And they're both registered by building societies.

Really?

I think we're living in a really interesting time when it comes to copyright and piracy and so on, because we don't quite yet know if it works for or against the people who either make or sell or whatever.

But, like, for example, Monty Python decided they were going to put up a bunch of clips on YouTube from their old Monty Python Flying Circus series, and actually, it had the reverse effect of what you would think.

On the Amazon charts, they went up to number two, and the sales increased by an estimated 16,000 to 23,000 percent on Amazon alone and that's that worked in their favor whereas everyone would encourage you not to do that because so it's really odd it's you don't know if it's if it works for against well the guys at netflix they look into um what people are pirating and then they decide what to buy depending on what people are pirating really

sensible that's very sensible yeah i like with um video games um they have a different approach to anti-piracy they actually embed within their games protection uh things so that you can continue playing the game, but you know that you've got a stolen item.

For example, there's a game called Michael Jackson, The Experience, which is on DS.

And the idea is that once the game realizes that you've got a pirated version of it, it halts it and it just plays Vuvozella music all over it. So it's just like

that. So it's just a constant loop.
That's pretty clever. Yeah.

No, there's a Batman game as well, which when it knows that you've got a pirated copy, Batman comes in,

physically comes through the door. No, his cape will refuse to open, preventing players from gliding and gliding is a massive part of the game so you can only get so far without being to do anything.

Talking about similar things to that,

in the early days of cinema they had silent cinema and people would pirate films

basically by just taking an entire film, cutting in a bit of new material and releasing it as a new picture.

And there was a company called the Biograph Company and what they did was they made sure that their trademark was in every single shot.

So it would be on a door or on a wall or on a window or on a t-shirt or something like that. So that every time someone did that, they would just see their trademark all the way through the movie.

Yeah, yeah, that's very good.

Years ago on Museum of Curiosity, we had Terry Pratchett on.

He told us this thing about in Germany, in the German translated versions of his books. Brilliant.

He said someone would write to him from Germany saying, do you know that they've placed adverts in your book?

And so Terry was fine because he was like, well, you know, in the in America back in the day, that's what they would do.

There would be just an advert, a full page advert for a cigarette company or something like that, and you just continue reading. So he was fine with it.
And so he said, no, that's cool.

But the person wrote back saying, No, no, no, they've inserted the ad into the dialogue amongst the characters.

So while the characters from his Discworld novels are running around, they would suddenly stop because they were quite parched and crack open a Coca-Cola

while they were being chased or open some maggy two-minute noodles and make some two-minute noodles before carrying on with what Terry Pratchett had written.

But so they, apparently, this wasn't just Terry Pratchett books. This was a lot of books in Germany and Pratchett wrote to them and he's had this stopped now.
But yeah. That's so good.
Yeah.

They also, I like, because it reminded me that in China

there's a lot of a similar thing where they take existing text or you know footage, but in this case text.

So with Harry Potter books, because of the distance of time between each of the sequels, people just started writing their own Harry Potter books and publishing in China.

Yeah, I've got a list. Harry Potter and the Big Funnel.

This is great. I'll give you this was the blurb that came on the book.
Yeah, yeah. No, no, they were all trying to pass themselves off as genuine books.
This is the blurb.

After six years at Hogwarts, Harry Potter has become an intern sorcerer and is assigned to teach at the Honeton School.

Harry has a painful time at his aunt's house as Dudley has met a belly dancing girl. As Harry prepares to report to his job, Batbug warns him, disaster awaits.
Exciting new character, Batbug.

At the school, his students become wooden stools, one after another.

Harry doesn't know whether an evil student is behind this, or if his old benefactor, Hagrid, is making a mistake, or if the shadow of Voldemort has returned, or did it have something to do with the big funnel?

Leave me open at me with all of it, awe.

So that's the big funnel.

I reckon it has something to do with a big funnel. Yeah.
I'm going to wonder why the title is.

I use the French version of Harry Potter, the book, because Lord Voldemort's name, his full name, Tom Marvelo Riddle, has to be an anagram of I am Lord Voldemort.

And so it doesn't work in all different countries, so they have to change his name. And in France, his middle name is Elvis.
Do you know how English?

Ah, that's a great fascination. Do you know what I think that I think the Chinese are doing with the Harry Potter thing?

This is just coincidentally, I was reading a bit of an interview yesterday with this woman who decided to translate Finnegan's Wake, which is like James Joyce's more dense than Ulysses work.

And she's taken, I think, seven years to translate the first third of it into Mandarin. And it's been quite a bestseller in China, and they love it.

But there's a little clip of her saying, I don't, this is so hard. Please stop pressuring me.
I just don't know if I can write the rest of it. I don't know if I can translate the rest right now.

So the Chinese are used to having what we've got a third of Finnegan's Wake. We love it.
When's the next installment?

Okay, time to move on to fact number three, which is yours, James.

Okay, yeah, my fact is that, according to the government's website of the Czech Republic,

there are three symbols of Easter in the Czech Republic. They are Easter eggs, the Easter lamb, and whipping.

I really want to do that on a phone call. Sorry.

No, so this is a tradition that happens every Easter Monday in the Czech Republic.

And boys, young lads would go around whipping young maids so that they are healthy and cheerful for the entire year to come.

And the girls,

as a reward for being whipped, they give their boys decorated Easter eggs called Kraslitsi. Because they're so grateful.
For being whipped, yeah. Cool.

Apparently, anyone visiting the country is a bit concerned when they see it because one of the things I like to do is to chase the women

around with these whips while they run away.

Apparently everyone loves it.

These whips, they're like very beautiful

pieces of willow with ribbons on. So they're not like a, you know, it's not like a leather

cat or nine-tails kind of thing. But yeah, I really love that.

I like to look at traditions that are going on around the world.

There's loads of really cool stuff happening around Easter because often, as well as it being like a Catholic feast, it was was traditionally like a a pagan time of year you know it's the it's a rebirth of things so there's all sorts going on.

Apparently in Norway I was reading this, I don't know if this is true, but um most of the major television stations over Easter show murder mystery shows and that's all they show because it's become a tradition that you watch murder mysteries in Norway.

Oh really?

Okay. And in the Philippines some Christians will um

because they want to associate themselves with Jesus, they will um crucify themselves. They'll nail themselves onto a cross and

be flagellated and very painful. But there's a lot of people around, so that they don't.

They nail themselves through the hands. Yep.
Right. Mental.

So here's another thing about whipping.

Do you know about these guys called flagellants for the Black Death?

They would whip themselves. They would go to towns where they were struggling with a plague and they would whip themselves for a fee to bring God's favor onto a community.

And the idea was they would

hurt themselves and that would somehow get God's favour and he would get rid of the plague. It's a nice idea.
Yeah,

was that a big because the only reference point I have to that is the Da Vinci Code where the evil guy in that whips himself consistently. Oh, it's the same, yeah.
Yeah, it's flagellation, yeah.

But at the same time, apparently, there was another group called the pseudo-flagellants, and they also went around Europe and they would also get money.

But instead of hitting themselves with whips, they performed unusual sexual acts in public. And it doesn't explain what unusual sexual acts are.

But you just know it's more fun than whipping yourself,

it is more fun. And also, it's hard to imagine God would be looking down at this and going, Yep, those are the guys.
Those are the guys. Hold on, lads.
I like weird,

weird traditions. I guess our traditions must look weird to outsiders as well.
But in Garville, you'll probably know this, James, which I think is got, I think it's in Sweden.

They've had this tradition since 1966, where a town council built a 13-metre-tall goat figure to celebrate Christmas made of straw, and vandals burned it down on Christmas Eve.

And now it's become tradition. So the council is pretty pissed off about that, didn't want vandals to do this.

But now it's become tradition. They've maintained this 13-metre-tall figure, and almost every year, vandals keep burning it down.

And there's this constant, like, tug-of-war in this little town, the Christmas tradition. The burning of the Garville goat happens.
And I think it's happened 26 times since 1966.

And since the nineteen eighties, and English bookmakers allows you to place bets on the goat's survival. Which you like to bet, James.
I can imagine that you should do that.

Just stop building it out of straw, maybe? Something less flammable if we really want to do that. Yeah, so

I was

when I was looking into the whipping. I suddenly realized I didn't know much about whipping and I wanted to find out more.
And

this was a surprising thing. I read about a guy who I'd not heard from in history called Whipping Tom.
Has anyone heard of Whipping Tom? No, it sounds familiar, but no.

Okay, it was an attacker in London, lived near Hackney,

who would attack women walking in the street.

He never did anything to the point of actually killing any of them, but

he was just whipping them. He would approach them, unaccompanied women, in alleys and courtyards, and he would just spank them on the butt with his whip.
And then get sued by Aster.

No, and he'd please. My favourite thing about it is they did eventually capture the person, and then there was a copycat whipping Tom, who appeared a few years later.

But the description of him, and I know it's, you know, obviously this was distressing for women, but you know, it's it's it's the 1600s, we can laugh about it.

Uh he would he would see, uh he would wait in narrow and dimly lit alleys and courtyards, and upon seeing unaccompanied women, he would grab them, lift their dress and slap their buttocks repeatedly before fleeing.

He would sometimes accompany his attacks by shouting, Spanko!

He sounds like a superhero. He sounds like

Spanko man.

So yeah, in Chekazabaki, he would have been a superhero. That would have been a really good thing for him to be doing, right? Because the ladies love it there.

Yeah, they would have been like, where's Spanko?

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Okay,

time for our final fact of the show. Anna, this one's yours.
Yeah,

so my fact is that at Earls Court tube station in 1911, a one-legged man was employed to ride the escalator. Ah, this is Bumper Harris, isn't it? This is Bumper Harris, yeah.

And he was employed to ride the escalator. It was the first escalator that had been installed on the London Underground.

And you know, like, people were always really scared of new inventions, so commonplace they seemed to us.

And so he was employed by the Department of Transport to ride up and down the escalator and show people that it was safe.

And I think the idea was like, even a one-legged man can get up and down this safely. So you're probably going to be fine, guys.
Did he? Was he one-legged or or did he have a prosthetic leg?

I think he had a prosthetic leg.

Although, weirdly, in the first week that the escalator was installed, nine dresses were torn, one finger was pinched, and one lame passenger fell off his crutch. So, apparently, not that suitable.

Well, they weren't as, in their early days, escalators weren't as,

for example, there wasn't a side handrail that you could hold that would go down with you and so on. So,

they were a lot more harsh.

Yeah,

wasn't the first escalator in the UK at Harrods? Yeah, that's right. They used to have someone standing at the top with a bottle of brandy to give people all the shots to come.

Brandy and smelling or dealing. Really? Yeah.
In the 1920s, they had a system in, they designed a system for Atlanta

and they had walkways that would go at six miles an hour. It's not that fast, it was kind of fast, you know.

And the idea was that you would have a walkway that went at six miles an hour, and then next to that, you would have one at four miles an hour.

So you would only have a two miles an hour jump to go from one to the other. Next to that would be a moving walkway of two miles an hour, and next to that would be a moving walkway which didn't move.

That's sensible. Kind of a walkway.

But that never took off because basically cars came in around the same time, and so they didn't need them anymore. I think they installed a similar system, though, in Paris.

I find it weird how long it took them, by the way, to put stairs on escalators, because for like 20 years they had travelators which were just slopes upwards.

But anyway, I think they had what you're describing in Paris.

They had, it was about a mile long, I think, in 1900, and it was two moving walkways going at different paces.

And anyway, Thomas Edison turned up there, so he seemed to be everywhere around this time doing his thing. And he was really impressed with it, and he decided to film it.

And the footage, so I watched the footage of him filming this walkway in Paris, and everyone's really excited by it because it's a new innovation.

And there's a moment in the footage, and I'll put it on the website page, where a man just appears from the crowd and punches a boy in the face.

What? I'll put it on the website. It's like a shout spanker when he's

punching.

It's so weird.

Before the Earls Court, the first escalator at Earls Court, I didn't realise that they had they installed this spiral escalator in the 1880s, or spiral elevator, I think they called it at the time.

And it was really just meant to be like a scenic ride.

And so it was meant to simulate being in France in the middle of the mountains.

And so you went up this spiral, which was, I can't remember how many meters high, but pretty high, went up and up, and then you were surrounded by these vistas panoramas of beautiful mountains.

Where was that past? Earl's court. Oh, was it? Yeah.
Okay, because the first ever escalator was in Coney Island. And that was also an amusement rather than anything else.
It was just a ride.

But there was 75,000 people rode it in the first two weeks. This amazing ride of standing on an escalator.

I was reading into just, I got interested in other sort of debuts with the underground. Oh, yeah.
Just to see if there are any notable written-about stories.

And there's a great one for the opening of the Circle Line, which was in 1884.

And this was the review from The Times newspaper, which said a form of mild torture which no person would undergo if he could conveniently help it.

First ever review for

when the tube first opened, there was a guy who'd spent a lot of time in Kenya rode on it, and he described the smell as being like a crocodile's breath.

Yeah. That's a terrible smell.
Well, presumably, I don't know. It's kind of nice for people to experience.
You were never going to meet a crocodile in real life.

You just go on the train. Turn it into a positive, yeah.
Crocodile's breath after it's just eaten a pig.

I like, so how frightened people are of new inventions and always have been in history and how totally mental it seems to us now. Like the obvious fear everyone had of trains, didn't they?

So I think when Stevenson was trying to encourage investment in his whole railway idea, then the Parliament, a lot of MPs were already really against it.

And it was thought that he, so he intended for trains to be going between 12 and 15 miles an hour.

And he was advised beforehand, definitely, not to claim in the House of Commons that they would go above nine because that would totally free people out.

And then

one of the MPs asks him in Parliament: Suppose one of these engines to be going along at a rate of nine or ten miles an hour, and a cow were to stray upon the line, would that not be a very awkward circumstance?

And he just said, Yes, very awkward for the cow. And that was it.

Good reply. I also like,

sorry, this is my final inventions thing.

I like that people were really frightened of bicycles, quite anti-bicycles when they first came in from like the 1860s onwards, I guess. And doctors warned about things like bicycle hernia, bicycle,

cyclist neurosis, cyclist sore throat, and bicycle face.

Does that mean someone on a bicycle rides into your face?

You would have thought, but actually, it meant that you're going to have such a constant look of stress on your face from having to balance your bike that it's going to get stuck like that.

And you're going to be permanently blinded. It's like getting square eyes from watching TV.
Exactly.

Just going back to Bumper Harris, so it was slightly controversial when we first read about this quite a few years ago.

Matt Howard, who's one of the QI researchers, reckons that it might be a myth because he couldn't find any evidence, contemporious news reports mentioning Bumper Harris. Yeah.

So I think there are news reports from the time, but they don't give evidence as to who he was, where you could find him.

They don't have evidence from the transport. Because you would think that it would be the kind of thing they would mention.
They would have recorded.

Well, yeah, I feel like we disagree on this, but maybe I like to believe in rumors.

So it was recorded from the early 1920s, and there is a guy who says that he's Bumper Harris's great-grandson, who's called Aaron, who can give, like, who gives anecdotal evidence about how he he apparently retired so he says um he eventually retired to make cider violins and become a watercolor artist

so with that kind of personal detail James I don't know how you can thwart this story I would love to know if anyone like listening by any chance knows anyone who claims to be related to Bumper Harris I would love to know if it is true yeah and so get in touch

Okay, that's it for another episode. That's all our facts.
Thanks so much for listening. If you want to get in contact with any of us about what we've said, you can get us on on Twitter.

I'm on at Schreiberland. James.
I am at Eggshaped. Alex.
I'm at Alex Bell underscore. And Anna, still not on Twitter, but

we almost made her buckle last week. But in the meantime, you can get her on at Wikipedia.

Otherwise, you can check out the incredible page that she and Alex put together on the QI website called QI.com slash podcast, in which we're going to have videos of men punching boys on travelators.

We're going to have all sorts of other pictures and links to the stories that we were talking about. about.
So please tune in again next week and tell your friends. All right.
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