Will Compton, Panthers Win The Cup Plus A Drunk Ending Of The Show Live From Beer Games

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Speaker 1 we are live in Nashville. Why? For the beer games.
That's right. So we have surprised the boys.
We're going to have Will Compton on the show. We actually taped it a week ago.
We talk about

Speaker 1 everything that fell apart and then came back together.

Speaker 1 We also are doing a bonus extra concussion test where we were given some clues in our interview with Will last week, and we're going to tape the end of the show after the beer game.

Speaker 1 So you get some drunk pardon my take today. We're going to talk about the Stanley Cup final.

Speaker 1 We're going to do some hot seat, cool thrown, and then we have the Mount Rushmore of Things You Say to Your Boys Drunk, which we will do drunk. So who knows how that's going to go?

Speaker 1 I plan on being very drunk for this. This is going to be, yeah, this is going to be a very unique pardon my take because we're going to start sober this morning.

Speaker 1 Then you're going to hear us talking to Will. Then you're going to get us live from beer games after all the festivities.
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Today is Wednesday, June 26th, and the Florida Panthers are Stanley Cup champions.

Speaker 1 And Connor McDavid cannot win the big one. That part is unfortunately true, unless you count the Con Smythe trophy as the big one.
But the Panthers did it. They

Speaker 1 stopped what would have been the most embarrassing

Speaker 1 Stanley Cup final ever because we've had the 3-1, or sorry, we've had the 3-0

Speaker 1 teams lose in the hockey playoffs. Obviously, it's happened in baseball, but never in the actual final.
I think it didn't happen. That was in 1949.
Yeah, you're right. Yeah, it was pre-war.
Yes.

Speaker 1 And it was the Toronto Maple Leafs. That's what I said.
Yeah, your boy Hitler was still alive. Yeah, my boy.

Speaker 1 He had one good idea, which was to kill Hitler. Yes, that's true.
We can agree on that. But yeah, this would have been...

Speaker 1 They stole history from us. That's kind of how I look at this.
Congrats to the Panthers. You earned it.
You were the better team over the course of seven games. However,

Speaker 1 I'm mourning the lack of history that was made last night. It did feel,

Speaker 1 I was rooting for the Oilers. I wanted to see Connor McDavid get his big moment.
It felt like it was all working perfectly.

Speaker 1 You have those times in sports where it's like if you know the whole cliche, like if you gave this script, everyone would throw it out in Hollywood.

Speaker 1 That's what it felt like if Connor McDavid had a game-winning goal at the end of the third period or in overtime.

Speaker 1 But what the Panthers did is they just played great defensive hockey, and Bob was was awesome again.

Speaker 1 And it was an awesome, awesome game. That

Speaker 1 six-minute stretch where there was no whistle in the second period

Speaker 1 was so much fun to watch, and it ended with a Panthers goal. That was basically the game.
That was the game in terms of game-winning goal.

Speaker 1 But that was the game in the fact that the Oilers had really good chances. The Panthers had really good chances.
There was no whistle. They were going back and forth.
And it was essentially

Speaker 1 whoever can get a goal out of this period is going to win this game. And that's what happened.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that was a crazy six-minute period, and I think that the game overall, I don't think was that enjoyable for anybody watching it because it's so stressful.

Speaker 1 Oh, I enjoyed it because

Speaker 1 I had no big bet. I had no rooted interest.
I enjoyed the hell out of it. You know what I'm saying, though? Like game sevens in hockey, it's just all anxiety all the time.

Speaker 1 Like both teams' buttholes are puckered up. All the fan base, they're just...
terrified of something bad happening.

Speaker 1 And when you watch that, you can even feel that, at least for me as a neutral party that didn't have a bet on either team, that was just, I was kind of rooting for history, and that's pretty much it.

Speaker 1 I was still feeling like it was fun because it was sports and it was game seven. It was a big moment, but the entire time, you feel uneasy watching that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but I, oh, I enjoyed watching every second of it. I thought it was just awesome.

Speaker 1 Every chance the Oilers, that one chance that McDavid had, like maybe six minutes left, where he, where he, uh, he got the puck poked from him. Uh,

Speaker 1 it just, yeah, it was great. It was great.

Speaker 1 I love game sevens.

Speaker 1 And yeah, well, I know what you're saying, but I just, as someone who didn't, I wasn't going to sleep different on, like, if the Oilers won or the Panthers won, it wasn't going to change my life.

Speaker 1 I had maximum enjoyment of that game. I liked it because it was game seven, and it meant a lot.

Speaker 1 And you could tell that every moment on the ice, like, it was an entire like three hours of big moments, one right after the other.

Speaker 1 And I think the Panthers fans, if you were to ask them, how did you feel watching game seven? They probably hated game seven. Oh, yeah.
They probably hated.

Speaker 1 That was probably, you never want to go back and think about any of that again.

Speaker 1 You're going to watch the final minute and you're going to watch, you know, the celebration afterwards, and you're going to feel great about it.

Speaker 1 But that entire game could not have been comfortable because the entire time it was like, are we going to be the biggest choke artists in history?

Speaker 1 And not only that, but it felt like the last 10-15 minutes of the game was just the Oilers in the Panthers zone getting chance after chance after chance. And then they finally ran out of gas.

Speaker 1 It was kind of crazy actually watching the end when they pulled a goalie. And the Oilers, like, I think McDavid fell down in the middle of the ice.

Speaker 1 Someone else had an errant pass. They actually ran out of gas with like a minute left and couldn't even really muster up one final shot.

Speaker 1 So as a hockey guy and a Saber Metrics guy, I think we can all agree that the goalie should have been pulled with like six minutes left in the period. Yeah, maybe not six, but I do.

Speaker 1 No, I think they just pulled four and a half. I think you pulled the goalie super early.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I feel like, I don't know, it just, at the end of the game, they didn't get that guy out of there until like a minute 45, two minutes left. Well, they got screwed by a couple.

Speaker 1 They lost a face-off, and then they turned it over, and it was like they just never got the correct setup to get him off. I do think they should have got him off earlier.

Speaker 1 I don't know, six and a half minutes would be a lot. Well, I'm joking about six and a half, but it should definitely be more than one minute.

Speaker 1 It's like three and a half, four minutes.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so I think a lot of teams, they wait and they like the clock strikes two, and they're like, okay, now we can pull the goalie because that's what we've seen other teams do.

Speaker 1 But in that situation, if you don't win, win,

Speaker 1 then what are you doing out there? You might as well just go for it. Right.
And you just need as many shots as you can get. And they never really got set up for that last big shot.

Speaker 1 I did not realize how much I liked Paul Maurice until after the game and his interviews that he was doing. And then I went back and I watched a bunch of his press conferences from earlier this season.

Speaker 1 Yep. That guy, that's central casting hockey coach right there.
I appreciate the hell out of that guy.

Speaker 1 I love him. I also love Brody the Dog.
Did you guys see Brody the Dog?

Speaker 1 Brody the Dog was sitting ringside, front row, a giant, shaggy ass dog.

Speaker 1 You got to check out Brody the dog.

Speaker 1 He's that dude. I think that's his name.

Speaker 1 I don't know, but he's an influencer. Brody the dog.
The dog is.

Speaker 1 I think they call him Brody that dude. Okay, Brody the dog.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Also, shout out Evan Rodriguez. What are you laughing about, memes?

Speaker 1 Hank, just, oh, not talking to the mic. We are in a hotel in Nashville, by the way.
We're in a secret covert operation. No one knows we're here.

Speaker 1 I'll get to that in a second. That felt like a personal shot.
That was

Speaker 1 to Hank.

Speaker 1 You were snickering at him. Yeah, you were.
You both are. Oh, no, Amimes is blaming Max.
He just pointed at Max. I just didn't.

Speaker 1 Shane's just sitting in the corner. I almost said something to Shane.

Speaker 1 I just pointed to Hank to talking to the mic. Shane ordered a ribeye for breakfast.

Speaker 1 Then he spat on it before he ate it.

Speaker 1 He always spits on his ribeyes. All right, wait.
Brody the dude? Brody that that dude. Brody that dude.
I think if you just look up Brody the dog. I did look up Brody the Dog.

Speaker 1 I can't find Brody the Dog.

Speaker 1 What I was going to say is, shout out Evan Rodriguez being the first Evan on the Stanley Cup. Yeah.
So

Speaker 1 we might know an Evan, but we're not going to say who it is because we won't want to ruin the illusion for anyone. Right.
We might know a guy that's really good at picking the lottery ball. Right.

Speaker 1 He's not quite. He's scratches his ears a lot.
Yeah, he's not always operating

Speaker 1 on 100, but he's operating really, really close to 100. Correct.
Brody,

Speaker 1 can you pull it up? I'm looking Brody the dog. I mean, Twitter, if you search for Brody the Dog on Twitter,

Speaker 1 you're going to see someone get hit by a train. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Are you looking for a cute dog? Well, here's a Russian soldier getting shot in the house. Yeah, here's an FPV drone attack.
Brody the dog. And then his owner is what? Is his owner like a bodybuilder?

Speaker 1 I don't care about the owner. I just, I'm obsessed with Brody the dog.
Okay, I like Brody the dog.

Speaker 1 Sitting front row. Imagine being sitting.
Imagine having seats behind Brody the dog.

Speaker 1 Do you think

Speaker 1 so?

Speaker 1 The dog influencers.

Speaker 1 Careful. What?

Speaker 1 Oh, Miss Peaches.

Speaker 1 I like Miss Peaches. Miss Peaches is great.
But do you

Speaker 1 how often do you think there is

Speaker 1 I'm trying to use my words carefully here? How often do you think there is um

Speaker 1 how often do you think fucking happens between two dog owners or a dog owner with that instagram uh handle of their dog uses the dms yeah it uses the dms yes that definitely happens all the time all the time yes yes like if you're well not all the time the dog not all the time is that not weird do you not sit back and say hey i just like i i met this chick We hooked up.

Speaker 1 We had a great time. We had sex.
Oh, how did you guys meet? She slid into my golden doodles DMs. I think that definitely happens a lot.
Yes. it has to happen a lot, but is that not?

Speaker 1 Is there, do you tell that story if you get married to this person? How did how we met story? Yeah, she thought my dog was cute. I think that's how you say it.

Speaker 1 It's, I mean, it's no different than going to the dog park, taking your dog out on a walk, and someone comes up. Hey, can I pet your dog? True.
Yeah, you want to fuck?

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's actually a good point. It is, it's the same thing.
It's just, it's just taking it to the new age. It's just online.

Speaker 1 It does feel a little scummy because you're using pictures of your dog, and then at some point, she might be sexting with an avatar of your dog sexting back to her.

Speaker 1 Do you think you start the sexting off in your dog voice? Because you have to leave the illusion that the dog is typing, right? Yeah, you got to be like, oh, I got this bone I got to bury.

Speaker 1 Yeah, right. Oh.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So that definitely happens to you. Thinks you're hitting up Brody the dog.

Speaker 1 He's going to red rocket. He wants to put in your mouth.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 the paw emoji, paw emoji. I also think that probably a lot of times two separate dog influencers' parents, they start talking to each other back and forth

Speaker 1 as the dogs. Yeah.

Speaker 1 As both dogs. Yeah, play days.

Speaker 1 They DM as the dogs, in character as the dogs, and then at some point be like,

Speaker 1 are you talking to me or are you talking to the dog right now? Yeah, right. And again,

Speaker 1 this is not about Ms. Peacher's Dave because Dave is famous in his own right.
I'm talking about the people who have no fame. But their dog has insane fame.
You definitely use that dog.

Speaker 1 100%. Because it's just a regular person, and then all of of a sudden your dog has 2 million followers.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 People are hitting that up. And

Speaker 1 no one knows who you are. They know who your dog is.
And then you start to think that you're famous. Right.
Because people know your dog. Right.

Speaker 1 Wow. Yeah.
Okay. I never really thought about it.
I would actually like to have a dog influencer on the show. Yeah, we should.

Speaker 1 By the way, this all counts as Stanley Cup recap for anyone who complains about it. I mean, it was a hockey.
This all is part of the Stanley Cup recap.

Speaker 1 So when you say, oh, you only talked about the Stanley Cup for two minutes. No, no, no.
This counts. It was a great dog.
It was fantastic with great seats. It was a great talk.

Speaker 1 So, you want to have an interesting debate? Yeah. Connor McDavid,

Speaker 1 kind of a dick move not accepting the trophy. Oh, I like it.
I think it's a dick move to give him the trophy. Yes.

Speaker 1 He should just, you should be allowed to take yourself out of the conversation. Yeah, you should say, I lost.
I don't want that. Preemptively decline it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I've seen people having the discourse out there about whether or not he's unclassy for not going out on the ice to accept the trophy.

Speaker 1 One, being unclassy to the league, two, being unclassy to the fans that traveled from Edmonton. I think that at that point, if you're Conor McDavid, like, fuck all that.

Speaker 1 Just go cry in the locker room and do whatever you got to do to get over the loss.

Speaker 1 Like, it's kind of fucked up to expect a guy to go back out there on the ice and be like, thank you for this prestigious award right after the biggest soul-crushing moment of my life.

Speaker 1 That is a true no-win situation. Yeah.
If he stays and accepts that trophy, everyone will make fun of him and say, What a loser.

Speaker 1 You actually know, held up that trophy after losing the Stanley Cup. Yeah, I have no problem with him not accepting it.

Speaker 1 Why would you want to accept it? It's cool that he won it. He was the best player in these playoffs.

Speaker 1 He broke all these records, but fuck off on giving me that trophy after I just had my guts ripped out

Speaker 1 and was on the brink of a historical, historical comeback. Yeah, no, I have no problem with it.

Speaker 1 I didn't realize. So obviously I know the Stanley Cup stays in Toronto.
I didn't realize that Con Smike does as well.

Speaker 1 The fact that you just don't get any of these trophies in the NHL,

Speaker 1 that's weird. So you don't get a moment with it? You get a moment with it, but then you have to give it back.
Because you don't get the tension. You just have to keep giving back the trophies.

Speaker 1 Because I was joking,

Speaker 1 if it was the NBA MVP or Super Bowl MVP, they get the actual trophy. If you won that as the losing team,

Speaker 1 I would sell that in auction so fast and just hope that the cash I got back filled the void of the loss in my heart, which it wouldn't, but it would try. You certainly can't be proud of that trophy.

Speaker 1 You can't display it. No.
Imagine having that in your house. No.
And they're like, oh, Con Smythe winner. Congratulations.

Speaker 1 The only way that that Con Smythe trophy becomes cool for Conor McDavid is if he ends up winning like four or five cups. Yeah.
And

Speaker 1 he wins the Con Smythe in all of those cups. And then it becomes a fun little trivia.

Speaker 1 Conor McDavid has five Stanley Cups and six Con Smythes. That's cool.
Yeah, I would say. But other than that, it's not going to be be a cool trophy.

Speaker 1 I would say it's probably the meanest gift you can give to somebody. Yeah.
Yeah. And Gary Pettman, did you see he tried? He tried so hard to kind of, he knew how awkward the moment was.

Speaker 1 So he, instead of just saying the ConSmyth trophy goes to Connor McDavid,

Speaker 1 he was like, and this player broke all types of records these playoffs.

Speaker 1 He broke Wayne Gretzky's assist record, like almost, almost, almost like a Mount Rushmore pick being like, this is why I'm picking it. This is why it's a good pick.

Speaker 1 You can't give that award to him. No.
It feels very mean. It feels very mean in points.
Just give it to Bob.

Speaker 1 Look, Conner David, the back-to-back four-point games were insane. He was not,

Speaker 1 it's a team sport,

Speaker 1 but he did not have his big moment in the last, I don't know, five periods of this series, six periods, six series.

Speaker 1 He was tuck on a stick with an empty net. Right.
Yeah. I would say

Speaker 1 it would be better.

Speaker 1 to not give him the trophy than it would be to give him the trophy because if you don't give him the trophy, then you know everyone's always going to say, that was a great series, but you know what?

Speaker 1 Connor McDavid should have gotten the Construct trophy. And so it becomes a positive as opposed to like, yeah, he got it, but he lost the Stanley Cup.
Yeah. It sucks.

Speaker 1 Sucks for the Royalists, but great for the Panthers.

Speaker 1 Throwing rats on the ice.

Speaker 1 You know, it's...

Speaker 1 The Panthers probably are one of the

Speaker 1 not most shit on fan bases, but they've got to be at the bottom of respect. But there are some diehard Panthers fans.

Speaker 1 It's kind of like when the Blackhawks played the Kings in 2015, I want to say, and I went out to LA and I got like mingling with some of the Kings fans, I realized there was some really, really cool, very diehard Kings fans, and that's a fan base that gets shit on as well, you know, warm weather, climate, all that stuff.

Speaker 1 I think Florida is probably the similar where it's like, you know, it's probably, it's not the most popular sport in South Florida, but there are definitely some fans that have been along for the ride for the entirety of this franchise existence and been through some really shitty days.

Speaker 1 And this is a really cool, you know, being able to stop the most embarrassing loss in Stanley Cup final history is both satisfying and probably the most the biggest relief you can possibly have.

Speaker 1 Yeah, shout out Brooks. Shout out Brooks.
Definitely super happy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, if you're a diehard Panthers fan and you've gone to games over the years where you've stunk, your team has been bad, you're in South Florida, nobody cares about hockey except for you.

Speaker 1 You've gone through losing seasons. You're more battle-tested than most fan bases out there.

Speaker 1 And it's specific to, I think, hockey more than anything, like the warm-weather hockey fan bases are always going to be up against it. You know, there's nothing that they can really do to convince...

Speaker 1 the rest of the hockey community that they are actually diehards just by the fact that they're warm weather climates.

Speaker 1 You have to go to games wearing sweaters in the 99-degree weather. Right, right.
That's hardcore shit. Right.
And

Speaker 1 their

Speaker 1 arena is in a mall, I think. Sunrise.
Yes, Sagrise.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Sunrise? Sunrise, Florida.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 Jake missed it by two shows to be on the list of people who have championships and it would have left only Max. We can give this to Jake.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, Jake was on part of my take for the Stanley Cup finals, just not the last couple games. So Jake finishes it off that everyone who's been on part of my take has won some type of championship.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 There's a lot of people in my DM saying that I have to leave part of my take to ever win a championship. Oh, unfortunately, you can't legally ever leave.

Speaker 1 Look at your contract. You're in indentured servitude to me and PFT for the rest of your life.
Good. So, yeah, that's non-negotiable.

Speaker 1 But guess what? You might win one at some point. Phillies look pretty good.
Yeah, Phillies look good. We'll get to that.
Okay, we'll get to that. We'll get to that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 We'll get to that. Corey Perry.
Unfortunate for Corey Perry. What What a shit.

Speaker 1 The right-winger on the Oilers.

Speaker 1 He lost the Stanley Cup for his fourth time in five years on four different teams. So he was on the Stars, the Canadiens,

Speaker 1 Tampa Bay, Lightning, and Edmonton Oilers.

Speaker 1 I'm so sad for Corey Perry. Tough for him.
Corey Perry's a fucking scumbag.

Speaker 1 Why do you not like Corey Perry? I don't know anything about him.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, he was on the Blackhawks this year, then there was all rumors, but I hate him from when he was on the Ducks. Oh, that's right.
I remember he's that guy from the Blackhawks. Yes.

Speaker 1 He's a real mother. But I hated him before he was on the Blackhawks and this shit.
He's a real motherfucker. I hated him on the Ducks, though.

Speaker 1 Because the Ducks and the Hawks went after each other a bunch. Also, how about this? In the Jake files for...
Whoa, that's wild.

Speaker 1 Jason Tatum.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Kachuck.
Yeah. Went to high school together.
Yeah. Pretty wild.
I don't think that's wild because we've heard about it so much. It's wild.

Speaker 1 It's lost its wild meter. It's the Stafford.
Yeah, but they've been playing that video for like five years, so it's like the wild meter is gone. That picture was everywhere last night.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Wouldn't you agree, though? The wild meter goes down once.

Speaker 1 To be wild, it has to be one of those things that people didn't really expect or didn't really realize, but they've hit us over the head with it so much that I... It's Kershaw Stafford.
Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's not even wild anymore. I still think Kershaw Stafford's wild.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, mean, it's not, they just say it is wild. It's wild.

Speaker 1 Who do you think is the bigger star between those two?

Speaker 1 At your high school. Ka Chuck, because St.
Louis, right? Yeah. Big hockey town.
Do you think Kachuck's Batman Tatum's Raj? Do you think it's aura to wear a t-shirt with your own picture on it?

Speaker 1 No. Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, you guys have, I could find like hundreds of examples. Yeah, and I have no aura.

Speaker 1 Perfect example. Great.
Find it. I have no aura.
It's a fair point. Yeah, I have no aura.

Speaker 1 Did you know what the word aura meant like a fucking week ago? No, no, but now I do, and it's awesome because it triggers you. Yeah, I just know that it makes mad over here.

Speaker 1 You guys, it's just, it's whatever.

Speaker 1 You guys are grasping like as hard as you possibly can for anything.

Speaker 1 You even said it in your caption that Jalen Brown went all the way to France and then came back.

Speaker 1 For a Red Sox game, and you're like, that's maximum aura while Jason Tatum was in that picture with him. I did not say that.
Yeah, you did. No.
What did you say? I did not. What did you say?

Speaker 1 I said, Jalen went from Boston to Paris and then Paris back to Boston.

Speaker 1 That's dedication. Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 Huh. Interesting.
Under a picture of Jason Tatum and Jalen Brown that the Red Sox captioned. But

Speaker 1 you didn't mention Jason Tatum in that picture. Because you couldn't even see him because he has no aura.
No, my point was just that Jalen Brown's dedicated.

Speaker 1 You can't even see him. Well, don't worry.
Jalen Brown might be running you out of business. We'll get to that.
What? Look at that necklace. We'll get to it.
Hot seat cool throwing. What is it?

Speaker 1 We'll get to it, hot sequi cool throwing. What is it, Hank? Tell me.
Tell me what it is.

Speaker 1 Well, Hot Sequel Throwing.

Speaker 1 Okay. All right, let's just do Hot Sea Cool Throwing then.

Speaker 1 By the way, we are.

Speaker 1 Just to set the table, we're going to have Will Compton on that we taped last week. And then at the end of the show, we're going to do our Mount Rushmore drunk after beer game.

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Speaker 1 All right, yeah, it's a fair hot seat. You're right, Henry.

Speaker 1 I'm kind of screwed. The best part is that

Speaker 1 as soon after you turn your hat B off, your body simply stops feeling the blend. No lingering side effects.
Nothing left in your body to metabolize or eliminate.

Speaker 1 I love how dumb athletes are sometimes. It's the best.
It's, yeah, they're just like...

Speaker 1 Someone came up with this. It was like, oh, we'll get at least one guy to buy this, one pro athlete to buy this.
All we need, that probably was the business model.

Speaker 1 They're like, let's create a necklace and say that it digitally inserts caffeine into your body. And then they said, well, how are we going to make money?

Speaker 1 And they're like, well, did you see the new max in the NBA is $300 million? All we need is one guy. And they're just get him.
He's got Jalen Brown. Good for Jalen Brown.

Speaker 1 What's the point of having $300 million if you don't spend it on junk science, right? I agree. I agree.
It can't hurt. Right.
Actually, probably. It could absolutely hurt.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it could destroy your career.

Speaker 1 100% hurt. Yeah, I'm in, though.
I'm in. Like the new fighting necklace.
Yeah, would you say it has aura?

Speaker 1 I'm done answering this question. I think if you wear this chain, you have aura.

Speaker 1 So if I was just saying the word aura.

Speaker 1 You just hate it so much. I don't hate it.
Do you hate it because Tatum doesn't have any?

Speaker 1 It's just Max? Yeah. Well, he knows.
It wouldn't bother him so much if he didn't know that Jason Tatum had no. No, like, Big Cat doesn't even literally doesn't know what the definition of aura is.

Speaker 1 He just

Speaker 1 a fact, is it not? It's subjective, and you're never going to accept the fact that they both have it.

Speaker 1 PFT, are you following this? No, I mean, I'm going to continue saying aura. PFT is just looking for where he could find it.

Speaker 1 I'm trying to find a necklace right now. He is checked out until he finds out where he goes.
No, I got to buy this necklace. I wonder if they make a cockring.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, Hank, he doesn't. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 I'm just being realistic.

Speaker 1 It doesn't. It bothers me.
You're going to keep doing it. Like, you've already run into the ground.
No, I'm not running into the ground. It's just eating fat.
No, we're shooting it to the moon.

Speaker 1 You don't really have it. No, you definitely won't.

Speaker 1 Good thing it doesn't bother you. No, yeah, it'll be funny all time.
Right, good thing it doesn't bother you. Okay, let me ask you this.
This is so doesn't bother you.

Speaker 1 When Jason Tatum gets to a microphone, when he's about to give a speech, are you worried? Like, oh, don't say anything dumb. No.
I would be.

Speaker 1 This is like the biggest cope I've ever heard. Don't say

Speaker 1 that. Don't say anything cringe, Jason.
You guys are like, we can't accept the fact that the Celtics has won the championship. No, that's easy.
How do we try and tear them down?

Speaker 1 How do we try and create this? It's not tearing them down. It's just stating a fact.
I think this way with Nick Siriani. Yeah, true.
Every time, every time.

Speaker 1 He's not having a ring. No aura.
No aura. But if you're not going to be a champion, you'd be like kiss the ring, bitch.
And that's what I'm going to say. Yeah, but that's fine.
But

Speaker 1 both of those things can be true. But you can't penetrate the air.
Not for Nick Siriani. No, but you can't say kiss the ring.
It's not for you.

Speaker 1 You can't say kiss the ring, bitch, while at the same time thinking, I wish they would stop talking about his aura. I don't think that.
No. Yeah, you do.
I don't think that.

Speaker 1 You're thinking that right now. No, I think it's just like.

Speaker 1 I hate these guys so much. Hank, I would love it if my team won a championship and the biggest gripe was that their star didn't have aura.
Correct.

Speaker 1 That's a great thing. That's a great position to be.
Now, a better position.

Speaker 1 In your mind. Yeah.
A better position to be PFT would be. No, I'm saying in your mind, the gripe is that your favorite player doesn't have aura.
I would love that. Who said he's my favorite player?

Speaker 1 A better position to be, though, PFT, would be winning a championship and having all your guys have aura. That would be great.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 It'd be better than having your main guy that you love so much not have aura. Fine aura.
I say. Jaden Daniels.
If you have to ask, you can't afford it. That's a fact.

Speaker 1 You probably don't know what it means.

Speaker 1 Oh, looks like I gotcha. No, I don't.
I don't know. Go ahead and explain it.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 I don't know. That's the problem.
So he that there is the problem. He doesn't know what it looks like.
Pickett, does Tom Brady have aura? Uh,

Speaker 1 no, you, if we're just

Speaker 1 trying to say, man, no, he does. No, no, he definitely has a aura.
I was thinking about it. He definitely does have aura.
I was going through it. So it's not an anti-Hank thing.

Speaker 1 This is just, we're calling it as we see it. We're journalists.
KG has a shitload. Painting your nails.
Aura. Yes.

Speaker 1 A good thing you're not upset. Wait, wait.
I know what you're doing, Hank, but like,

Speaker 1 as an innocent bystander, you can't say that Caleb Williams doesn't have aura. He has so much.
He's got

Speaker 1 a burden. If anything, he's got too much aura.
Right.

Speaker 1 You could say that. Would you rather have aura or championship? I'd rather have both.

Speaker 1 Good answer. You didn't see that coming.
You didn't see that coming. I'd rather have both.

Speaker 1 All right, that was today's aura talk. I'd rather have on Friday where we somehow trick Hank into talking about this again.
It's not a trick.

Speaker 1 I'm going to speak. I'm going to be like, hey, today, you know, I woke up.
You're going to be like,

Speaker 1 I'd like to have championship aura. That's what I'd like.
You saying that he doesn't bother you?

Speaker 1 The biggest lie ever. No, it's just like, it's one of those things where it's like, this conversation is going to happen in circles forever.
And

Speaker 1 it is annoying.

Speaker 1 I don't care about you guys acting like Jason Dave doesn't have aura. I just know that every time I speak for the next six months, it's going to be like, yeah, but does Jason Dave have aura?

Speaker 1 You really sound like a guy who doesn't care.

Speaker 1 This past week, you've sound exactly like a guy who doesn't care.

Speaker 1 What am I?

Speaker 1 You've had a two-week suckoff on this show. Can we not bust your balls once? Absolutely.
You're kind of getting upset about it. I need you and better vibes for you.
Yeah. You're going to

Speaker 1 be able to do that.

Speaker 1 I need better vibes.

Speaker 1 We didn't even say that. You're competing in the peer Olympics.
Yeah, I'm honored. Speaking of that,

Speaker 1 people need us to bring you back down a little bit. Otherwise, they're going to unsubscribe from the show.
Oh, that's already happened, bro. I'm starting to think.

Speaker 1 Big cat sidebar. Yeah.
I'm trying to think Hank doesn't have aura. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Max. Max? Max has aura.
Big time. It's not great aura, but he's got it.
Yeah. There's something

Speaker 1 from fucking

Speaker 1 Peanuts. What?

Speaker 1 Are you talking about Pigpen? Yeah. The dirty kid?

Speaker 1 He called me the dirty kid from Charlie Brown? No, I think he's talking about Charlie Brown when he misses the.

Speaker 1 You're talking about actual Charlie Brown? No, he's talking about Pigpen. Yeah.
You wouldn't have to be a piece of paper.

Speaker 1 Charlie Brown would have been a better comparison, kicking the field goal. Charlie Brown has aura.

Speaker 1 He does.

Speaker 1 No, no.

Speaker 1 He really does. This is like what it's a classic Twitter meme.
It's like there's always people on here trying to claim something that's just not true. Like Charlie Brown had hoes, low-key.

Speaker 1 No, he did not. Yeah, I think we found more than anything that Hank has no idea what he's talking about when it comes to aura.
Yeah, no, definitely not.

Speaker 1 Can you send me the link to this necklace? I can't not. I'm not anymore.
Fuck you.

Speaker 1 I'm going to order one, though. Okay.

Speaker 1 My cool throne is three beers. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Did you guys see this yesterday? No. Nick Beans,

Speaker 1 golfer. He's never played a PGA Tour sanctioned event.
He's never played in an event bigger than a state open. So no corn fairies, no, you know, professional, nothing.

Speaker 1 He was in like a qualifier, just a regular Monday qualifier to get into the Rocket Mortgage Open. He finished his round.

Speaker 1 I think he was, you know, in contention, but still needed some things to happen.

Speaker 1 Drank three beers, and then the round ended, and he ended up in a playoff and won the playoffs. I love that.
I love that.

Speaker 1 And he said, he said, he was like, they're like, how do you think this is going to affect? You had three beers before the playoff.

Speaker 1 And because it's not an official event, because his round was over, it's allowed because he finishes round. He can do whatever he wants.
He drank three beers. They asked him how he felt.

Speaker 1 He's like, three beers are going to make me play perfect. Yes.
It's the perfect amount. It is.

Speaker 1 It it is forget so three beers is like no, that's for those for the people that say like I need you know, you hit a bad shot or you have a couple bad holes You're like I need to drink three beers which happens to me every round basically It's true the

Speaker 1 four beer rule is what I've always gone by if you go if you go to the fourth beer you basically have to go to ten Or you like because four beers if you have four beers you're you're signing up for maybe not a hangover But at least feeling a little off in the morning anything under four you can survive and and feel fine and still get a little buzz.

Speaker 1 I think three beers is the perfect amount for golfing, especially where it's like you get the buzz going, you're having a good time, but you don't get that crash afterwards.

Speaker 1 And I don't think it affects your game. If anything, it makes you more relaxed.

Speaker 1 Golf in general is all about finding the golden ratio of alcohol to nicotine, to whatever other substances you're ingesting on the course to get to that perfect balance and then just stay at that balance.

Speaker 1 Now, you never stay at that balance because it's actually perfect for a playoff hole because you get one hole to hit that exact right ratio.

Speaker 1 But if you have to play like a back nine and you hit that three beer level and hole number of hole, yeah, then you're tinkering with it. Then you tinker with it, you experiment with the level.

Speaker 1 Three, I forget about zillion beers. Like three beers should be a brand.
Yeah, three beers is great. Three beers and a Phantom maybe.

Speaker 1 Actually, we have to drink three beers to start the beer games today. Three beers, perfect.
Out of a boot, each of us. That's gonna suck.
Yeah, I'm going tortoise in the pear mode. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Tortoise in the pear?

Speaker 1 What

Speaker 1 they're both taller. Tortoise and the hair, yeah.

Speaker 1 So, Max, yeah, we'll go tortoise and the pear mode. Who tortoise and the pear? Who's the tortoise and whose pear? I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go hair.
Your hair?

Speaker 1 I'm just hair. When he loses the race, yeah, that's fine.
I always know if I should read the tortoise and the hair and say, I don't know, man, I still think the hair is gonna win.

Speaker 1 You're going hair and the pear. Yeah, wait, wait, Max, what place did the hair finish in? The second.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay,

Speaker 1 PFT.

Speaker 1 My hot seat

Speaker 1 is going to be.

Speaker 1 Hank took one of mine. Okay.

Speaker 1 I thought I had one. My hot seat is going to be Croatia because Croatia lost in the eighth minute of

Speaker 1 the past. I was going to say, because you didn't know about the necklace, and there's no way you knew about the three beers.
Yeah. No, my.

Speaker 1 Wait, I didn't.

Speaker 1 Good catch, Hank. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 I was totally going with it. I was just like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
After I said that, and I remembered what Hank's hot seat cool throne was, and I was like, Which one am I going to lie about?

Speaker 1 Having, oh shit, I can't do either one. I guess I'll just fess up to it.
You could do, you could do math. No, no, I actually have some.
It was just on the wrong tab that I opened up.

Speaker 1 So, my hot seat is going to be Gay Paris,

Speaker 1 Paris for the Olympics. Did you see about the plan that a bunch of Parisians had to fuck with their government? No, I actually respect this out of the French.
So,

Speaker 1 the president, Emmanuel Macron, and I think the mayor, Hildago, or whatever of Paris,

Speaker 1 they were going to jump into the river in Paris to show how clean it was and to promote the Paris Olympics. So then thousands of French people said, you know what?

Speaker 1 On this day, we're going to do a flash mob down at the river. We're all going to go into the river and we're going to shit in it so that the shit gets on to our president and the mayor of the city.

Speaker 1 Oh, that awesome.

Speaker 1 Which is awesome.

Speaker 1 I have no idea what the politics are behind all this. I just think that it rocks to say we're going to take a shit on our president.
Yes. I think that's a very fun thing to do.

Speaker 1 But then Macron said that he's not going to get in the river after all, citing like a political concern. So he just didn't want to get shit on him.
Kind of a pussy move.

Speaker 1 Oh, to not get up on the river move.

Speaker 1 But I stand with the French. I do too.

Speaker 1 That's an awesome move.

Speaker 1 Trying to just, you know, do a quick prank on your president. Take a shit on him.
Why not?

Speaker 1 One day a year, we should all get the shit on the president. At least throw stones at him.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Do the lottery? Yeah, but it's always the president. It's always the president.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, there should be like 10 people that get to slap the president, and you enter a lottery at the end of every year, and then they draw out of the millions of participants, they draw 10 numbers, and then you just get to walk into a room and just power slap the fuck out of whoever the president is.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I honestly think, though, that if you smacked Biden, it would be like that show, is it cake or or

Speaker 1 what is it cake or not? Yeah, is it cake? Yeah, is it? Is it will it cake? Yeah, will it cake? You just slap him and it just be like, wait, why do I have cake all on my hand? And he just melts.

Speaker 1 Or his head might spin 360 degrees around like in the Exorcist and just open his mouth and scream at you. Yeah.

Speaker 1 My cool throne is going to be focusing. Focusing is on the cool throne because J.J.
Reddick, new coach of the Los Angeles Lakers, he said that he is no longer in the content game.

Speaker 1 He is not doing any podcasts anymore. He turned his back on the podcast community that built him up to the point that he's at right now.

Speaker 1 Big time, big time

Speaker 1 backstabbing move on JJ's part. And I would just like to say I think we should ban him from part of my take.

Speaker 1 JJ's banned from part of my take.

Speaker 1 No longer invited on the show. I'd still like him on if he's unless he decides to podcast.

Speaker 1 If he decides that he can do podcasts again, then he can come back on the show. Yes.
But until that moment, he's banned from part of my take. Correct.
Okay, that's fair. That's fair.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, I would, personally, I would never take an NBA head coaching job that banned me from podcasting. Nope.
But that's just me. I guess it shows you where the priorities are once and for all.

Speaker 1 They're exactly right. Exactly.
And then in his introductory press conference, he used the F word. He used bad language.
He swore. And people are angry about that.
People are really angry about that.

Speaker 1 I saw Peter Vesey saying he was upset about it. Frank Isola said enough already with the bleeping profanity in public and

Speaker 1 the bleeping

Speaker 1 profanity in public and during press conferences, politician, athletes, coaches over the top.

Speaker 1 Disgusting. And JJ would say, I don't really give a fuck.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I did kind of appreciate it. I liked it.
Also, Rob Palinka had one of the worst haircuts ever, which I think was intentional. I'm not Rob Lowe.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and also, everyone talk about my haircut, not talk about the fact that JJ Redick's coaching experience is fourth grade. Yeah, that was a bad graphic that they did.
That was a tough graphic.

Speaker 1 What is fourth grade volunteer had gone? Fourth grade volunteer. I think JJ will do a good job.

Speaker 1 I just wish they were a little bit more honest about it, and especially LeBron, because he said that he had

Speaker 1 no interaction or discussion

Speaker 1 with

Speaker 1 JJ during the coaching decisions.

Speaker 1 He did a four-month interview on a podcast with him. They never talked about it.
A four-month interview. They never talked about getting together.
They never talked about it.

Speaker 1 They never talked about basketball philosophy. No, they never talked.
That conversation was all between the proper channels, J.J. Raddick and Rob Polenko only.
How stupid does he think

Speaker 1 that was a literal interview? Well, what's weird is that it's not tampering. No.
It was genius. Yeah.
But just say what it was.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Yeah, LeBron, you can have conversations with people and be like, I think this guy would be a good coach. Right.
And then you can make a recommendation during your team's coaching search.

Speaker 1 That would be a normal, expected thing to do. I don't understand why he's lying about this.
Right. Just say, yeah, we decided, we realized that podcasting is the greatest loophole ever.

Speaker 1 And we did a podcast about our philosophies of basketball. While doing it, I was essentially interviewing him for the job.
And then we hired him. Yeah.
And it's awesome.

Speaker 1 I just think that it's sad that, you know,

Speaker 1 the jinja swears.

Speaker 1 he would know he was a that and also he was a podcaster yeah true and then now he's trying to turn her back on now he's trying to act like he's not a podcaster anymore he turned his back on the family he used podcasting yes that's what irritates the most he used podcast it's a stepping stone job yes exactly sad uh it is sad um okay

Speaker 1 my hot seat is

Speaker 1 max

Speaker 1 max is on the hot seat i know why

Speaker 1 because dave portnoy our boss has uh decided to make a bet on MLB Futures, and he put $200,000

Speaker 1 on

Speaker 1 the Philadelphia Phillies. They're a great team.

Speaker 1 Max, let's talk about this for a second because I have bet on the Eagles and the Phillies and Nova, and I have jumped in your hole on different sports.

Speaker 1 There is a big difference between me and Dave in this respect. Yeah, I know that.
Because I always will love you, no matter what.

Speaker 1 Like, at the end of the day, I like jumping in your hole and being there side by side, but like, I genuinely love you. Dave hates you, he detests you as a human being.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, I'm aware.

Speaker 1 So, I don't, I'm, I, my, when Hank said this before the show started, my heart like sunk. Yes, yes, it is like the last thing that I want to do.

Speaker 1 So, what's going to happen when you're in your overalls and pigtails screaming at us? It's that

Speaker 1 I think the vibe is going to be much different.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, I mean, the thing about Max, though, is you cannot control yourself when it comes to Philly sports. Like,

Speaker 1 you can go into it with a strategy of how you're going to play it, but Max is going to come out no matter what.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess. It's just going to be weird because I'm already picturing Dave has that look.

Speaker 1 Like, when he looks at someone, when he wants to blame them for something with sports, that he's just going to be looking at me if like the Phillies strike out in a big spot and it's just gonna be like that little side eye and I'm and I'm not gonna be able to

Speaker 1 it's I'm gonna be worried about the Phillies winning the World Series and then I'm also gonna be worried about the owner of this company like firing me at any point well he's not gonna

Speaker 1 fire you He's not gonna fire you. He might.
He might threaten to fire you.

Speaker 1 He might threaten to fire you and also like belittle you and blame you for everything, but he's not gonna fire you because he can't fire you.

Speaker 1 When Max heard the news. But if he tells me that I should fire you, I might have to fire you.
But okay, yeah. When Max heard the news, you saw his future flash in front of his eyes.

Speaker 1 Max immediately put himself

Speaker 1 looking into

Speaker 1 early October and seeing all these things Dave was going to be saying to him and doing to him. And Max just

Speaker 1 melted a tiny bit. And

Speaker 1 the funniest part, not the funniest part, but

Speaker 1 the Phillies would have to really fuck up not to be in at least the NLCS because the NL is trash.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Like, they will be in big playoff games.
What are the chances that there's no way that they're not going to be in big playoff games?

Speaker 1 They are better. It's a lock.
They are better than a lot of these teams. Like, the wild card's a joke.
The teams they're going to get in are going to be a joke. The Phillies will be in the NLCS.

Speaker 1 It would be. I don't know if they'll win the NLCS.
That's going to be a tough situation. I mean, the Dodgers are amazing.
I know. The Dodgers would be who they play in the NLCS, most likely.
But

Speaker 1 the way the NL is set up, I think they will be in the NLCS.

Speaker 1 I don't know. Baseball is so weird.
I think, like, that's true. That's a good attitude, Max.
Yeah, there we go, Max. Good.
That was your first test.

Speaker 1 But I'm just, like, what are the chances, like, the Phillies make it to the World Series? Dave's like, you can't watch this game. I know.
He wouldn't say that. He might say that you can't watch this.

Speaker 1 But what if he's like, you're such bad vibes? Like, you got stinky around. No, because

Speaker 1 you're good for content. So having you on a stream watching the games is he's going to.
Also, he's probably not going to even stream it. That's true.
So you're fine. That's a good point.

Speaker 1 That's a good point. That's a good point.
Oh,

Speaker 1 is it surviving barstool? Is right around

Speaker 1 playoffs? So, maybe

Speaker 1 he'll watch it. That's a good point, Hank.
It's gonna be scary. Yeah, you guys just jump in front of Smitty.
Well, no, Smitty will be his punch. Like, he, as much as he dislikes me, yeah, he hates

Speaker 1 Smitty 10x, 10x of me. Ron's the real winner out of all of this.
Yeah, he wins everything here. But, but also, Max, think about the positives.
What if they win it all?

Speaker 1 He might give you, he might rip you off a fucking check. I don't think, I think that

Speaker 1 it'll all be like

Speaker 1 I am the only one that gets that

Speaker 1 steak. That's that city.
True, he'll take credit for it. That stake.

Speaker 1 That stinky loser, Max.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Max needed Dave to save him. Yes,

Speaker 1 the only way you can win is when I step in front. And then he's also going to say, I'm the only one that believed in Nick Foles.
I'm the only one that believed in this Phillies team.

Speaker 1 I'm I'm the biggest Phillies fan here. Correct.

Speaker 1 So if they lose, it'll all be my fault. If they win, it'll only be because of D.
Yeah, true.

Speaker 1 It's not a great situation to be in. You'll find your way through it.
Yeah. Yeah.
It'll be fun. You've got good instincts.
All right. My cool throne is

Speaker 1 Stella Blue Coffee because we have two new flavors. Do you have necklaces? We don't, but we can actually work on that.
I'll try to get you a necklace. Okay, yeah.
Blueberry muffin, delicious.

Speaker 1 Cold brew, new flavor, two new new flavors blueberry muffin this one if you put a little milk in it unlocks the entire flavor and then we have cinnamon sugar donut uh cold brew super easy to make throw two pouches in a pitcher you gotta send some of that to booger yes oh good call because he he he loves coffee so he can't resist i'd be like you're eating donuts dude so the cinnamon sugar donuts very good uh yeah you put them put them in your pitcher throw it in your fridge you have it for the whole week uh go buy it right now help some dogs as well uh all right do we have anything else before we get into Will?

Speaker 1 And then we will see everyone drunk out of our minds at the other end. Congrats to Tennessee.
Tennessee Baseball won the College World Series. That's a team, too.

Speaker 1 They, I feel like the last few years have been climbing the hill, climbing the mountain where they've stumbled. They've had some pretty sad,

Speaker 1 you know, losses. I think they didn't even, did they not make Omaha like a year ago or two years ago when they were one of the best teams? Either way, they were diamond all year.

Speaker 1 They were the number one team. They even lost the first game just to make it a little interesting.
Five consecutive national championships for the SEC. Yeah.
Big time.

Speaker 1 You saw the conference fans come out last night. Yes.
SEC, we did it again. Yes.

Speaker 1 That's just, I mean, there's like half the country doesn't, a lot of the country doesn't have baseball, but yeah. But SEC.
Yeah, but SEC.

Speaker 1 But yeah, congrats to Tennessee. Vol for life.
Peyton said this is just the start.

Speaker 1 He said we're going to start winning in everything. I mean, football, they might be pretty good in football.
They've got a great quarterback, but in basketball, I felt like this was the year. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. But it's okay.
You won a national championship. You won a national title.
Flags fly forever. Yep.
Okay. So we have Will Compton.

Speaker 1 And then the next time you hear us without Will, we will be drunk as fuck.

Speaker 1 After whatever has transpired in beer games, you're going to get a live look at what happened today.

Speaker 1 Let's send it into Will. We're going to get to Will Compton in a second.
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Speaker 1 okay we now welcome on a guest

Speaker 1 I'm so excited for this pod no he's a guest it's a guest well we'll see if you can get back to very uh very special guest I Now you're a guest. I think you're a very special human being.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Philip Compton, he was a guest on part of my take, even better human beings. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're right. When you see him, you're like, there's our special boy.
Yeah. As of right now.
As of right now.

Speaker 1 You're special. Yeah.
But you're not a special guest.

Speaker 1 So let's set the stage. So this is being done in secret.
You're here for the dozen trivia. Yes.

Speaker 1 When people listen to this, they will know that we are back into beer games. Yeah.
The beer Olympics? The beer games. Now, what would happen if we said beer Olympics the entire beer games?

Speaker 1 Would you guys get sued?

Speaker 1 I don't think so.

Speaker 1 I think it's more of

Speaker 1 a shame. I think it's more of like titling.
Like we can't title it that because it's the year of the year. What if I titled all of my tweets and everything? I think you're okay to do that.

Speaker 1 What if we wore shirts during the beer Olympics that just had the Olympic logo, except it was just beer mugs? I still think that that's okay.

Speaker 1 I don't know how crazy they are. Like, you know what I mean? I don't know if it's like, you can't even tweet Super Bowl.
What if I paid JP one, two, or three to title the video Beer Olympics?

Speaker 1 They wouldn't do that.

Speaker 1 Everyone's got a price. They do.
Yeah, everyone's got a price. But I would think that they would say, hey, we're getting offered this amount of money.
Right. Change the title.

Speaker 1 Well, what if I offered them? Can you match it? What if I offered them so much money, I was like, the only condition is you can't tell them. They'd probably do it.
Okay, all right. What if we just...

Speaker 1 These are just shames that we're saying. Yeah.
These are a shame. That would be a shame.

Speaker 1 That would would be a shame. Do you guys have a meme guy?

Speaker 1 Yeah. What if we hired your meme guy?

Speaker 1 I mean, he probably

Speaker 1 be like,

Speaker 1 my dream was to work for part of my take.

Speaker 1 I was going to say, like, I don't think

Speaker 1 they would think about it, but I would assume. My heart of hearts tells me that they would not leave Busin' to go to Part of My Take.

Speaker 1 How much would you take, like, for our memes guy, for your memes guy, what would the trade look like there? I don't know. I don't know what all the memes guy does.
Is he a 5-tool athlete?

Speaker 1 Our memes guy? Yeah. Lacrosse, college lacrosse player.

Speaker 1 He is on a pip, though. What else can he do outside of the memes? Not a whole lot.

Speaker 1 Take care of a turtle?

Speaker 1 What does he do structurally or operationally for you guys? He gets very mad at Italian reporters.

Speaker 1 Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Is he a good vibe? Good vibes guy? Oh, no, definitely not. The opposite of good vibes.

Speaker 1 So you'd probably have to offer, you'd have to offer memes and money to go with this package to get. Yeah, we'd have to throw in a pick.

Speaker 1 Because our guys are good vibes guys.

Speaker 1 They're good Hanks.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we don't. Max is our only good vibes guy.
Hank and memes are both just bad vibes all the time. And they hate each other.

Speaker 1 They make each other worse. They're oil and water and just bring all of our vibes down constantly.
I'm great vibes.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Oh, this is

Speaker 1 eight hours after you won a title. Weird how that works.
Will knows.

Speaker 1 I think you have moments of being a good vibes guy. Yeah, we're going to.

Speaker 1 Of course. A lot of the time from the outside looking in, it seems like you're just like, all right, another fucking day.

Speaker 1 Another fucking day around these boys. When Hank wins a championship, he's a great vibes guy.

Speaker 1 And it does happen frequently enough to him that he, you know, that's like once every five years, we get a great day of Hank happening. Hank skipped into work today at like 8.30 in the morning.

Speaker 1 You know how Mincey? I saw him in the parking lot. I was like, what is going on right now?

Speaker 1 You know how Mincy gets here like early and he just walks around hoping that someone will have a conversation with him? Hank did that this morning.

Speaker 1 Hank was part Mincy this morning, just wandering around the office being like, you guys want to talk to me or anything? Want to talk about the Celtics? Want to say anything to me?

Speaker 1 All right, so to set the stage of what we're doing here, so like I said, when people listen to this, they'll already know that we're in beer games. We can go through, there was a lot of

Speaker 1 history back and forth.

Speaker 1 But at the end of the day, we're happy that we're going to be competing in beer games. We also are going to do, at the end of this

Speaker 1 interview,

Speaker 1 Max has a concussion test for us that he's going to administer to us after beer games that we're going to run on Wednesday's episodes.

Speaker 1 The end of the show, after this interview, will be us drunk after beer games. Okay.
But we are happy that we're back in.

Speaker 1 Man, was it a road? And it's a surprise. Like, no one else besides you and Taylor know that we're back in.
Right. We're excited.
We have a big...

Speaker 1 People will have seen it by now, but we have a big body armor truck. We're coming in.

Speaker 1 We want to come in like Stone Cold Steve Austin. It's an incredible idea.
It's going to be tough. To bring it all back.

Speaker 1 It was bad. We We personally had probably the toughest moment of our relationship.
You and I, yes, yes. Yes, yes.
Because,

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 how would you describe the beer games scheduling? The scheduling? Yes. From which angle? Because there's multiple angles.
Okay.

Speaker 1 And what I need to be cautious of is walking myself down to certain angles. And then I get, you guys divide and conquer me.
And then I can't talk about one soul thing because a lot of things happened.

Speaker 1 I have no ulterior motive here. Sounds like you're just worried about it.
No, no. I'm just saying you guys are really good.
I just got to be on my, I got to be on my stuff.

Speaker 1 You're worried we're going to divide and conquer yourself. Yes.
Yeah. It's only you here right now.
Will be,

Speaker 1 but it's an intimidating factor. I'm sitting here.
The couch is lower than your guys' desk. You guys are kind of two-on-one talking down to me.
Okay, so let's start with.

Speaker 1 You said that there's multiple angles. Let's start with one that makes you look the best.
Okay. How do the scheduling look? Yeah, it makes us look the best.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Even this isn't going to be good. Yeah, no, it's not going to be good.

Speaker 1 Because I'm only able to

Speaker 1 from my lens and my angle. Yeah.
The scheduling element was very unfortunate to start there.

Speaker 1 So last year, the couple years we've done the beer games, we've had them on the week that Minicamp gets over after tight end U. Because George does tight end you right after minicamp.

Speaker 1 Is George going to be competing in beer games?

Speaker 1 No, he'll be a referee.

Speaker 1 Now that this is coming out on Wednesday, no, like the boy, he's nursing a lot. He's nursing some.

Speaker 1 I don't want to say all of his stuff. Okay.

Speaker 1 This is phase me. It's after minicamp is phase me.
Then you report to offseason. You report to the training camp later.
Yeah. Yeah.
Did you ever come close to getting arrested during phase me?

Speaker 1 I don't even know what you're referring to. Phase me is what happens after the OTAs, and then all the players are kind of left to themselves.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So the Jets call it phase me, where you work on yourself, and then you come back for training camp.

Speaker 1 When it's like the only thing that can happen in this period of time between minicamp and training camp is bad. Never got arrested.
There's nothing in between phase me. Anything close? No.
Okay.

Speaker 1 It was always, you know, I had to make the team every year. Yeah, that's true.
So it's not like I can go on any trips, miss any days of it. So phase me wasn't even fun for you.

Speaker 1 Yeah, phase me wasn't fun for me. It was more like anxiety, like, damn, it's coming, it's coming.
Yeah, yeah. How you going about this year?

Speaker 1 If you have an injury, if you're, or whatever, I don't know what kiddo's dealing with, but if you're recovering from something, probably not the best look to be just like chugging beers with me.

Speaker 1 Right. And like when

Speaker 1 you're that committed to ball, which George is, like, you just think of it as you put alcohol in your body, inflammation, like, would this be good for me? I need to start dialing in.

Speaker 1 You start, that anxiety is like there. Yeah.
Okay, so back to the scheduling part. So, the scheduling part, having it the times that

Speaker 1 we've had it in June, going into this year during the Super Bowl week, I'm starting to learn that it's on the exact same time as the dozen.

Speaker 1 When you say I'm starting to learn, what you're actually saying is you told me the date, and I said, that is already scheduled for the dozen. Correct.

Speaker 1 Okay, because you kind of went, that was a gloss over of I'm starting to learn. Okay,

Speaker 1 I learned learned at the Super Bowl week that the dozen trivia tournament was happening at the exact same time. Which is the whole company.
Per Big Cat. Yeah, which is the whole company.

Speaker 1 Which is the whole company. I'm starting to learn.
I'm starting to learn. Jeff made it fair.
Jeff and I get on the phone, and he's like, I can schedule your games.

Speaker 1 It was like Sunday.

Speaker 1 It was basically like the Tuesday or Wednesday that's open, like how I'm going back for tight end you at this point. We would love tomorrow.
Yeah, we would love to. I know you would love to.

Speaker 1 Because we were invited to tight end you, but we can't because of the dozen. Right.

Speaker 1 But you could have went on Wednesday. No,

Speaker 1 we can't. I play on Wednesday.
We got a game. Hank has a game.

Speaker 1 Yeah. A game.
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 We're playing in trivia. Right.
I was.

Speaker 1 Listen, listen. Hang on.
This is it. This is it.
This is what I'm saying. You start getting ripped apart here.
Yeah. You moved beer games to the week that the dozen was.

Speaker 1 The dozen then moved the week that the dozen was.

Speaker 1 That is where it's all. We didn't move the beer games to the week of the dozen.
Beer Olympics, sorry. The beer Olympics.
We didn't move it.

Speaker 1 We just learned Super Bowl week that they were getting planned for the same same exact week. Okay, okay.
I'm on the phone with Jeff. We're figuring out, hey, I can play you on Sunday, Monday.

Speaker 1 Let's say you go out to do beer games Tuesday. If you guys win, you'll have to be back for the final four.
Like, we're working it out just between us two.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 so that it was step one as we're starting to capture some shit from like, hey, you're scheduling the same day. Yeah.
And that's where it started. Six months ago.
That's where it started.

Speaker 1 There's also, there's other people that would be competing in the beer Olympics that also had to do the dozen, though. Right.
That's the thing. Correct.

Speaker 1 So they could schedule the booze ponies out there.

Speaker 1 Myself, I was thinking like after we had the success that we had with the Beer Olympics last year, you guys wanted to participate and we're kind of sitting back like, yeah, we need to get

Speaker 1 to welcome the cats that want to play. Because the first year we did it, it was just O-lineman.
It was the Titans O-line. We had a good time.
We're like, how can we make it bigger this year?

Speaker 1 And it just, like, Burt and Shane were in, and it kind of all worked out. And then

Speaker 1 you saw the reaction on social media. Dan to be in.
The boys wanted to be in. It's like, yeah, how do we make this thing even bigger? Yep.

Speaker 1 And at that point, during Super Bowl week, we also sat down with Jason Kelsey. Yeah.
And we sat down and had breakfast to figure out what day we could do it on that week.

Speaker 1 Because at that point, it was on Wednesday. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And he was like, and for everybody to learn too, when their beer bowl came out, it kind of seemed like they were cucking us or making that thing up, but they've been doing it for years.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they were. But Jason was like, hey, we have the beer bowl that we do, and we do those for two days.
We do that on Wednesday, Thursday. If you guys moved it to Tuesday, up a day,

Speaker 1 we can make it all work because Travis really wants to do this. I can't leave him hanging.
Like, we want to do the beer Olympics. So we build the whole beer Olympics.
So we build the whole thing. Yes.

Speaker 1 Burt, Shane, Kelsey's, and then obviously you want to get the returning champs, George. Which at that point, George was down to do it.

Speaker 1 But he was like, I just kind of got to see how the offseason unfolds.

Speaker 1 At this point in this story,

Speaker 1 Will is thinking, and I've heard this from multiple reports. So the Beer Olympics are scheduled.
We've moved the dozen. The Kelseys are in.
There was a point, and this is going to shock people because

Speaker 1 everything that's transpired since with all the dropouts and all the drama and everything,

Speaker 1 I've heard from multiple reports that Will said there was a 30% chance that Taylor Swift was going to come to the Beer Olympics. Oh, my God.
He thought that.

Speaker 1 He thought there was a 30% chance Taylor Swift was going to attend the Beer Olympics. You never know.
I think there's still a chance.

Speaker 1 You never know.

Speaker 1 I think there's still a chance to

Speaker 1 show up. That's where we came from.

Speaker 1 That was the height.

Speaker 1 Well, the 30% chance of Taylor Swift, like when Dave was... Now,

Speaker 1 Dave was down to do the beer games, like attend, because we were going to have him be your partner. Yeah.
And he was on board at first until he wasn't.

Speaker 1 And then when he really wasn't on board, he's like, you can get me back if you get Taylor Swift in there. Right.
Okay. So we're like, okay, there's a shot.
Kind of diva Dave. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 There's a shot in the dark that that we can get DP at the game. I mean, you could always just get,

Speaker 1 well, who would Dave play with if not Taylor Swift? Miss Peaches. Yeah.
Get Miss Peaches to compete in the Bear Olympics. That would get some fucking traction.

Speaker 1 That would get some traction. I'd be bigger than Taylor Swift.
So, all right, so you're set, and then you got all these guys, and then one by one, they just start dropping out. Yes.

Speaker 1 So the whole thing around that.

Speaker 1 That week when the antennas really started to go up was the fact that we did want Barstow personalities to do it. Yeah.
And that way it was collapsed.

Speaker 1 that was where it was like you know you're kind of you're kind of hitting heads because they're you guys are you know first and foremost with the dozen and so i was like damn how are we going to pivot from this the next week is when we had we basically got on the phone with barstool like the sales team you demanded 40 people time out there there's a lot of bs in that okay

Speaker 1 we got on the phone and you know how it works like they're they're starting to pitch the idea for sponsors on the event and everything else as we were talking about the idea and the vision that we had for the beer games with Vegas, because over the last year we've built a good reputation or a good relationship with Red Rocks.

Speaker 1 Taylor brought up the Vegas idea, and it was kind of like, you know, Red Rocks, having the hotel and casino, you have everything in-house. You don't have to worry about guys

Speaker 1 like,

Speaker 1 you don't have to worry about transportation, food, drink, everything is right there. Nobody has to leave.
Tunnel of chaos. Yeah, tunnel of chaos.
Vegas kind of hosts itself.

Speaker 1 You don't have to worry about getting everybody through there. Like, hey, make sure you don't drive.
Yeah, it's going to be a movie. It's going to be a movie.

Speaker 1 Like all of that with the talent that we had committed at the time, it felt like it made more sense because last year we were. We were doing a bubble, like the NBA bubble in Red Rock.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so this was the peak. The peak was

Speaker 1 we had Vegas.

Speaker 1 We had the venue. We had Shane Gillis.
We had Burt. We had the Kelsey brothers.
We had 40 people

Speaker 1 still demanded from Barstool doing a movie.

Speaker 1 This was, at this point, this was the biggest thing that's basically ever been created. Correct.
And then as the year unfolded, McGregor Chandler gets announced for that. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 So he probably would have come by. Jellyroll? Yeah, Jelly Roll.

Speaker 1 He was doing a concert. Yeah, so it's all perfect.

Speaker 1 It's all perfect. So I do want to go to the part where all resource, like this budget, resources get poured into busting with the ball.
Now, that's not, we don't need that. That is important.

Speaker 1 That's not important. That is important.
That's not important. That is important.

Speaker 1 Because we said this, the vision of it all, and then they're like, all right, we're going to to take this to sales. It seems like we need to sell this bigger than we did last year.
So we're fired up.

Speaker 1 The next phone call is when we get told, hey,

Speaker 1 this is an awesome deal. This could be a tentpole event.
Barstool, we want to get behind this more.

Speaker 1 What do you guys think about the idea of Rob? Because we brought up Rob in the first one.

Speaker 1 Like, it would be sick to have a high-level production team because to get cams on different teams and to tell different stories throughout the games, like it could be really cool for the audience to kind of see the perspective from Shane's team, from your guys' team.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Like in-season hard knocks for the AMS. Yeah,

Speaker 1 kind of bring like a reality element to it that kind of gives different perspectives. Movie.

Speaker 1 And they're like, what would you think?

Speaker 1 They're like, we can have, we can put Rob's team on this. Love it.
Rob's one of the guys here. He's a production guy, Barcelona.
Yeah, he's a stud. He does

Speaker 1 the commercials that we do, yeah. Yeah, surviving that Barcelona put together last year.

Speaker 1 And my first question was:

Speaker 1 What about the dozen and Jeff? And the response was,

Speaker 1 Jeff's going to have to move the dozen. Oh.
And you boxed him out. And I literally said, Can I please call him? Because

Speaker 1 this sucks. So this is a nice.
So you did call him because you didn't call us when you kicked us out of the beer games. Okay, yeah, yes.

Speaker 1 Which we'll get to that one. How did Jeff take that call?

Speaker 1 They didn't, they were like, you can't tell him yet. We will tell him when he needs to know.
And I was like, I did. I truly felt like this sucks.
Like, this is not this, but doesn't it?

Speaker 1 Everything's going to have to get moved. And then, and then we also get told that there's going to be a $300,000 budget put behind this.
Wow.

Speaker 1 So we're like, we're obviously fired up that Barstill wants to buy into this because years past, it's like we're doing the contractors. We kind of operate solo.
Barstill does all the sales.

Speaker 1 Like we kind of have to figure out our own way, make it sick. And when Barstill buys in like that, we're like, oh, this is awesome.
Like, this is really becoming like what we wanted it to be.

Speaker 1 And all the unfolding of it gets moved for a dozen. You kind of take those jokes and have fun with it and embrace it because it does suck, but it's like, what do you do? What do you do?

Speaker 1 And then, unfortunately, what a shame.

Speaker 1 Travis backs out. Oh, no.
We get the call. Oh, no.
We built the whole thing around. That was like, god damn it, dude.

Speaker 1 Like, this is going to start looking like even more shitty because we've already taken, we've already had to move the dozen, which sucked. And then Burt drops out.

Speaker 1 Then Shane's kind of playing the up-in-the-air game where he's kind of like joking on you that he's not doing it. But I kind of had to call him.
I was like, bro,

Speaker 1 we have to know if you're going to do this because we got to lock in what names are on. Like, this is getting sold at a higher level.

Speaker 1 Like, there's more going into this this year to where they need to know names beforehand. Like, it's beyond us.
It's beyond us.

Speaker 1 It's bigger than us. And he's like, yeah, I'm going to go.
Blah, blah, blah. We go to a show.
He's like, I'll be there.

Speaker 1 Then he gets an awesome deal with Bud Light where he's got got to shoot a commercial. So he's like, got to do it.

Speaker 1 You have to understand that he has, if you isolate the isolate the situation, you're like, we get it. But collectively,

Speaker 1 this is going to be an avalanche on us. It's like you almost made it too big.
Right.

Speaker 1 It got beyond your control. You're like Oppenheimer.
Yeah, we couldn't control it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Which it was like, Taylor and I, it's the first time we've actually tried intentionally planning it way out in advance. You shouldn't do that.
And it bit us in the ass.

Speaker 1 So all four of those, the four biggest teams, George is like, hey, I can't swing it.

Speaker 1 CMC also has a wedding that week that he's like, I'm going to go. It's just hard to swing everything.
But even if Travis drops out, Jason is still huge. Right.

Speaker 1 Jason's going to be there, which I'm pumped about because that guy would, he's not going to skip to do, like, what's he going to do? Like, he's drinking beer that weekend, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's drinking beer the entire week, I believe. Right.
So, all right, so

Speaker 1 all of that falls through. Yep.
What part of the story are we at now? We're at Dave Pauling. This is we missed it.
We missed one little piece. Which piece? You know a piece.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Now, as each person falls out, I'm on the yak as this stuff is happening.

Speaker 1 We're embracing it the best way we can, but there's never any conversation about

Speaker 1 pivoting. It was like, hey, if there are cameras that are on certain teams that you don't need them on, you know, who could we take them off of? And we're kind of naming those teams.

Speaker 1 And then we're kind of thinking, let's not try to build it back to 16 teams.

Speaker 1 Let's keep it at 12 so we don't stress ourselves out because this is already becoming a big-time stressor for the effort and everything going into it.

Speaker 1 And Dave is a hard out. He's shitting on it every week.
It's on the unnamed show every week. You guys are running your bits on part of my take.
But at that point. Oh, no, it wasn't a bit.

Speaker 1 We said it would be a shame. It would be a shame if this happened.
But it's tough.

Speaker 1 Would it not have been a shame? It's a joke. Yeah, it's a good.
We're all having fun jokes. No, that's not a joke.
It would have been a shame. Yeah.
Here's the thing.

Speaker 1 I don't want you to take any of that personally because I was always...

Speaker 1 Here's what my thought was the whole time. I was always pumped about the actual beer games.
Correct.

Speaker 1 I was looking so forward to it. I love drinking beers with the boys.
I love beers. I still like beers.
I'm like Kavanaugh. I like beer, sir.
I enjoy beer.

Speaker 1 The travel part was always tough. And then also, it's just so fun to cancel plans.
Right. It's so fun.
You know it is, right? Like, have you ever canceled a good plan?

Speaker 1 And then you're like, this feels great. PFT also.
You're right. And

Speaker 1 here's where I'll throw you something. Because you're missing one.

Speaker 1 You were also being like, hey, why don't you guys move it?

Speaker 1 Well, you're still missing the one thing I was like,

Speaker 1 so

Speaker 1 here was, and PFT's right, I always wanted to compete. Yeah, and I do.

Speaker 1 The actual beer games was awesome. The one piece that you're missing.
Taylor went to Mexico.

Speaker 1 Will and I had a conversation. Will told me the beer games were on Monday.

Speaker 1 No, that was Wednesday. I said the 26th.
No, you said Monday.

Speaker 1 I have the clip. We had this conversation.
He said it was Monday.

Speaker 1 Whatever it is. What's that? The 23rd?

Speaker 1 No, the 25th. He could have easily said 26th.

Speaker 1 So he told me it was Monday. Or 25th.
I always wanted to go out to the sphere to see the Grateful Dead. Okay.
And that's that weekend right before. They've been playing for a bunch of weekends.
Okay.

Speaker 1 So I was going to go at some point in this run.

Speaker 1 You told me the

Speaker 1 Beer Olympics, excuse me, was that Monday. I said, perfect.
I will go to the sphere on that weekend, and then we can, the boys can come out Sunday.

Speaker 1 We'll do one podcast, and then we'll do the beer Olympics on Monday. Need the list.
So you're like, hey, what's the list? So we can. Made a whole vacation.
Yeah, made a whole vacation.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we were going to interview a bunch of people, made a whole vacation around it. Taylor comes back from Mexico and goes, what is Will talking about? The beer games are on.

Speaker 1 The beer Olympics are on Tuesday. So now

Speaker 1 I'm going to Vegas. I'm making all the part of my take guys come out Sunday because we record on Sunday nights.

Speaker 1 And then we're, so we're now, it now went from a two-day trip to they have to come Sunday, do nothing Monday because everyone dropped out.

Speaker 1 We have no interviews to do, beer games, beer Olympics Tuesday, flyback Wednesday. So now it's a four-day thing

Speaker 1 because you just told me the wrong date. Yeah.
And I scheduled a whole vacation around it. Yes.
You did. You guys had to.
That was where I was like, I don't want to.

Speaker 1 Because I feel like, too, when I was saying, like, it's on Monday, it's like when all of it was happening, we moved it. You know, we're busting each other's balls and stuff.

Speaker 1 It's like, at least the relief is that it's right after the weekend. Yeah.
You had the vacation set up. You had the business part of it set up.
Yep. It's like, okay,

Speaker 1 this is some good optimism to wrap around. So that was my whole problem was that draft night, we learned.
Yeah, we learned. Hang on.
It's the wrong date. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And I have you on tape saying that it was the 25th or the 24th. And so that was where I was like, this now has become a four-day commitment for me where we can't even do work.

Speaker 1 We can't even interview anyone. Right.
So that's where I started to be like, I really don't want to go again.

Speaker 1 I want to play in the beer games, but I don't want to be in Vegas for four days doing absolutely nothing. Right, that was the shame.

Speaker 1 Now, the way you explained it right now, being in Vegas for four days with absolutely no commitments does sound pretty fun, but we would also

Speaker 1 middle of the summer, we would not be on the strip, we'd be at Red Rocks, yes, with no interviews. I'm like, I'm imagine how much money, yeah.
I mean, we would be fine in summer.

Speaker 1 So, that's where I was like, Will kind of fucked me here because

Speaker 1 his brain can't even say the correct date, right? right. But the joking,

Speaker 1 that lightness of committed, I hate this. I don't want to go.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Is where, as it all unfolded, the week that it unfolded, where it blows up, we get resources pulled from us and everything else, we had to make a move. Well, I will have to do that.

Speaker 1 I want to give you credit. I want to give you credit.
And I did apologize. I probably shouldn't have complained as much as I did, although, again, it was because you told me the wrong date.

Speaker 1 Time out. May I say, may I throw another wrinkle in there? What? The week before, you continued to complain.
Correct. You shot me a nice late-night text that was like, hey, no more jokes.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 All in. Let's make this fun.
Yeah. No more busting.
But I still was also. And I even responded.
I said, I'm glad you said that because I was starting to lose a positive vibe. I know.

Speaker 1 Because week in and week out, you got Dave's being Dave. Like, he's cancel it, blah, blah, blah.
I'm truly thinking this is all in the spirit of, like, Dave's just doing his thing.

Speaker 1 And then Dan's complaining. And then as he's, the part where

Speaker 1 it gets gray, it got gray for me. I'll speak for myself.
It's like real shit was like stressing us out about it. And

Speaker 1 the guys who were involved and needed it because you guys were like the next biggest brand for us that we had. Appreciate it.

Speaker 1 And it's like you needed more allyship versus like, hey, we're committed the whole time. You were committed, but you weren't allys.
Yeah, we weren't. We weren't.

Speaker 1 I personally did not know how much was being thrown behind it. And all the shit you guys were juggling behind the scenes with sponsorship.
That does sound like a pain in the ass.

Speaker 1 So if that made things like a little bit more stressful, I apologize for whatever part I had to play in that. Yeah.
At the same time, it was just fun to just constantly taunt that no doubt.

Speaker 1 Well, you guys are doing your thing, which was fun. And what really was.

Speaker 1 And I didn't communicate well because what did happen in between me saying, all right, no more jokes, I'm all in, was we got offered Joe Burrow and we had to say no because we were going to be in Vegas for four days.

Speaker 1 And I was like, well, now this sucks even more. Which when we were talking through it, it's like, see, you saying that, like, it makes me feel bad that this stuff doesn't work out.

Speaker 1 Because when it unfolded and got, and all the resources got pulled, like, mind you, all the, every, the budget and all the resources that were poured into it, every week on Thursday, there's a production meeting about making progress, strategizing, how are we going to do this, how we're going to do that.

Speaker 1 And never once, like, we thought about cutting cameras, but never once was there, hey, we got to pull the plug on this, or there was a heads up about strategizing.

Speaker 1 I'm just thinking, Dave doing Dave saying, cancel it. You guys are at the horse races.
Yeah. I'm just thinking, like, he's doing it in content because there's no real actual conversation being had.

Speaker 1 All I wanted was it to get moved to Nashville. And then literally all I wanted.
I was begging for it for like a month. And then you guys, I got to give you credit, you pulled an incredible move.
You

Speaker 1 kicked us out of beer games.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And basically.
People were dropping out. Then we kicked out our next biggest guy.
You kicked us out and you did.

Speaker 1 It was like, I honestly tip my cap because you kicked us out and then at the end of the video said, Owen, we're moving to Nashville, which is all we ever wanted.

Speaker 1 And if you had told us that you were moving to Nashville, we would have been like, yes, we're all in, which obviously we're all in because we're coming to nashville but you kicked us out and then basically flipped the narrative and now we're not down for the boys it was

Speaker 1 master class and master class move doing it i was like i even remember saying like

Speaker 1 i'm telling you Should we let them in on this?

Speaker 1 No, you did not. I know.

Speaker 1 Because even the drive home, I remember we were on the phone here.

Speaker 1 Hey, how's the day going? I was like, bro, it's shitty. I was like, we legitimately got everything pulled from us, like suddenly.
Yeah, and I

Speaker 1 knew Dave wanted us to cancel it. And I was playing, like, you know, I'm like, can't go out like that.
Leonidas 300. And it's all text exchange.
Rico's tweeting from his burner. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So I'm thinking, how, like, thanks. All this ultimately is bringing attention to it.
How do we continue to, like, hey, jelly rolls on the rocks? We're taking blows. We're bleeding out.

Speaker 1 How do we kind of keep all the attention? Because we can't beat Dave at this game. Like, he's going to do his thing about it.
And then you're like, how do you embrace it?

Speaker 1 It's so hard by taking front of the cannons. Yeah.
But then

Speaker 1 when he pulled it, and seriously, Dave,

Speaker 1 there was no inkling about it. Like, we're not getting on the phone.
He's not like, hey, this, we legitimately, we're throwing way too much behind this. Like, let's think of different options.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Just all like, you think back, that's what I was upset about. It's like, bro, you just pulled this and you had other people jealous.
Fair. And it totally fair.

Speaker 1 And then Dan, I get a text like, hey, can you come on the yak? I'm thinking, Dave, I wasn't. Because when I think Barcelona, I think Dan, Dave, like, they all know what's happening.

Speaker 1 I did not know I was golfing that morning at our Stella Blue golf event. So I, and that was bad communication.

Speaker 1 I thought I was basically fucking with you when I literally like, hey, another bad thing happened.

Speaker 1 And I'm thinking, I can't put on the joke face right now because I'm legitimately enraged that all of this is just going to shit.

Speaker 1 And then our next message from Dave was, hey, talked about the Beer Olympics on the rundown, all positive stuff, or nothing too bad, all positive spin, is what he said.

Speaker 1 So that night, I'm listening to the rundown, and it's just Dave shitting on it heavy, and Dan still going, complaining about, oh, I hate this. I don't want to go.
It's in Vegas.

Speaker 1 If they would just move it to Chicago, like,

Speaker 1 I hate having to do this. And so we had to kind of make the move that we made.
Because I wanted to tell you so bad about the clip that we had coming out. I was like, you just have to watch.

Speaker 1 You know what? Because I couldn't let you get ahead of it.

Speaker 1 You would have masterminded it. The only mistake I made, and I'm so mad at myself because what happened was on Monday or Tuesday, you guys released your podcast and you're like.

Speaker 1 In the morning, I released the clip, Top. Here's your guys's.
Yeah, we're like, here's the out for pardon my take. They can drop out, no hard feelings.

Speaker 1 I woke up at 6:30 in the morning, saw that clip, and I hadn't talked to any of the guys, and I almost quote it and said, great, thank you so much. We're out.
And I wish I had because

Speaker 1 before we could quit, you fired us. Yeah.
Because

Speaker 1 I was sitting back. I was like, kind of like, oh, how's Big Heck going to

Speaker 1 play this or respond to it? You had your coffee meme up and nothing really. And then the yak clip came out.
Yeah. He flipped on us, kind of like, oh, you know, you guys can back out now.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 somebody was like, so are you going to, are you going to back out? Are you going to go? And you're like, well, we had the top quarterback. If we can salvage that interview, we're going to back out.

Speaker 1 If not, we're going to stay in it. And that was the moment to be like, hey, we laid out the ground rules of we want you in or out.
We have to make this move to continue to bring attention to it.

Speaker 1 And so we did that pressure. And yeah.
It was a great move. So the real reason we brought you on today, Will, is we're actually not going to be at your Olympics and we're fucking with you.

Speaker 1 No! No!

Speaker 1 No, no, we're going. Just go

Speaker 1 for like five seconds. He had it.
Oh, hey. He fought it too hard.
He fucking had me. Yeah.
Because Big Cat and I. I'm still nervous that they're going to do that to us.

Speaker 1 No, that's why I did it right now because they couldn't. So when Big Cat and I are talking through this, because I'm very nervous, we're going to show up and they're like, no, you're not in.

Speaker 1 I'll be mad. So just all cards on the table.
Like, as this was happening, and me and Big Cat messaged back and forth because we didn't let you guys in on the joke.

Speaker 1 And at that point, it was all the content and stuff that was happening. Like,

Speaker 1 I was enraged that all of this had unfolded the way it had, the way it did. And because the joking is like, you can play with the jokes and everything else.

Speaker 1 But when Big Cat was messaging me about it, I was just basically like, hey, Dan, I'm going to be completely honest. Like, it got to the point to where I didn't know what was content and what was real.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And we were kind of, our backs were against the wall.

Speaker 1 And we had to, if we just continue to embrace and we're at the mercy of everybody's jokes we just look like pussies no yeah no you had to like clean up and do something yeah so like to that i forget like i forget where i was going but ultimately if you guys did do that joke that would be fucking hilarious but i was basically just telling dan like at that point if we can do anything to salvage it that would be sick um we always want but i i i fully get why yeah you felt the reaction that way why we did what we did like no it's okay it started to get a little unclear about how we should go about this because we were fucking bleeding I think it's going to be a blast, and it was always just about the travel.

Speaker 1 And we salvaged the burrow, which is great.

Speaker 1 Everyone won. Because we knew that the, hey, we're moving him back to Nashville Park would hurt.
What's that, Hank?

Speaker 1 Burrow's not going to be out yet during this interview. No, I know, but

Speaker 1 we could say that we're going to interview Burrow. Okay.
Because I actually bleep it up.

Speaker 1 So I said it. I said, because no one knows we're going to Beer Olympics, but we're going to be out of the office for two days.
So I said it on the yak. I was like, oh, we're going to interview Burrow.

Speaker 1 That would be our excuse for being out of the office for two days. We can cut this part, but we just wanted to make sure that.
Keep this in.

Speaker 1 Okay. It's all KFAB.
Go off in the comments. All right, so

Speaker 1 I have one important question. Okay.

Speaker 1 And this is a real question. How are you...
So everything worked out in the end. We're very, I think PFT and I are going to win the Beer Olympics, by the way.
I feel like

Speaker 1 if this was six years ago, seven years ago, I'm concerned. PFT, we're going to be talking about Father Time.
You know, Father Time is undefeated. And we're going to take acid.
I've been training.

Speaker 1 I've been training for the Beer Olympics trying to think of what sort of substances I need to take, what sort of pregame substances. Are you allowed to puke?

Speaker 1 I think this year you're not going to be allowed to because there were some things rule-wise last year that had happened. People were puking and then able to puke and rally.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 I'm like one of the all-time greatest puke and rally guys. You're going to take, what, charcoal?

Speaker 1 Activated charcoal. Activated charcoal.
I've got z-biotics. I'm going to rip some of those.
So you can't puke? Because my thing is, like, I always get full.

Speaker 1 I don't think you can puke.

Speaker 1 What if you're able to do it without anyone seeing?

Speaker 1 I mean, then you would pull it off. So, what are the events?

Speaker 1 You'll start with a

Speaker 1 boot chug. So, it'll be three beers.
That's good. You can puke.
And that is just to basically seed the first tournament. Okay, so three beers for each person or three beers?

Speaker 1 Three beers for you and you and Dan will sit there. You'll both will do the boot chug, and then you'll take the average of your two times.
Okay, so I have to start.

Speaker 1 So we both have to drink three beer. We both have to drink the three beer chug.
All right, I'm going to. Start it off.
We're out. That's a lot of beer.
Right.

Speaker 1 There's some big boys. And that's the smallest kind of scoring scale, and that's just the seed the first tournament.
So we might throw that one. Because

Speaker 1 I don't care if we get a bad seed. No, if we get a bad seed, we're going to go against the best boot chug.
But there'll be.

Speaker 1 No, but now you get into the games. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but if we go. But it's not against the game.
What's the first game? First game is flip cup.

Speaker 1 Best of five matches.

Speaker 1 Or best of three matches. I thought it was.

Speaker 1 Okay. So you have a few cups.

Speaker 1 You do flip cup. Chick game.
Yeah, you do flip cup. If you win the first round, you've got to win two out of three rounds.
Okay.

Speaker 1 All right and that's the first tournament and then if you're going you'll get scored out how far you go or we if we lose flip cup we're out yeah oh god damn it no you're not out of the games you're out of that tournament got it because it's all single elimination okay all right got it play a championship you'll play for third and fourth and then you'll get points based on got it okay all right because i don't want to be out the worst thing would be we show up and we're out in 30 minutes yeah no doubt no doubt and we talked about that we were like we can't have teams show up for this entire thing and then they're out within like one round right then the second round is going to be beer pong but it's going to be that was our longest event last year at 10 cup.

Speaker 1 We're going to move it down to 6 cup. Okay.
I'm going to do it. So we're going to do beer pong.

Speaker 1 And you're seated on that tournament based on the collective of Flip Cup and the Beer Chuck. Got it.
And so we'll play Beer Pong. That tournament will happen.

Speaker 1 That's when the first round of cuts will happen. We'll go from 16 down to 12.

Speaker 1 And then the third round is going to be beer ball.

Speaker 1 That's the one where we're going to get in a fight?

Speaker 1 That's the one where it started to get a little bit. What is that? Like Civil War?

Speaker 1 I think so.

Speaker 1 You have a beer on each corner of the table, and you try to throw the ping pong ball, and if you hit the beer can, your partner starts to open his beer and start chugging.

Speaker 1 The defending team has to grab the ping pong ball and bring it and touch the table. Once they touch the table, your partner has to stop chugging.
And it's first one to finish their beer?

Speaker 1 It's first one to finish both beers, both teams. So say PFT chugs all of his, then you guys are just throwing ping pong balls just to get you to chug your beer.
Got it. Okay, that's a fun game.

Speaker 1 That's a really fun game. Okay, that's a full contact game.
Yeah, that's a full contact game.

Speaker 1 So we'll basically have the chug, three tournaments, and then after that, there'll be four teams who compete in the final, like relay.

Speaker 1 And there's going to be like one element of each game in the final relay to take home the whole thing. And you factored it up.
I think it's like less than 15. Man, I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 When you're hungry out there, you start acting like a rookie quarterback in his first game, making bad decisions, messing up the basics, being all out of sorts. That's where Snickers comes in, man.

Speaker 1 That thing is packed. Roasted peanuts, nugget, caramel, milk chocolate.
It's like the MVP of candy bars.

Speaker 1 And when you bite into it, boom, it sorts you out, gets your head back in the game of life, satisfying your hunger. Remember this.
Snickers handles your hunger so you can handle everything else.

Speaker 1 Snickers satisfies, man. That's a winning play.
That's not bad. All right, so my actual important question that I wanted to ask, and this is real, I want your real answer.

Speaker 1 Where are you with Barstall right now? Because I know there was some, like, you and I are good. You and I are solid.

Speaker 1 But, like, there's, I know that that was, you were mad about the poll, and I know that, like, people are like, oh, you know, Busting just leave Barstool. Where are you at with Barstool? Love Barstool.

Speaker 1 You're smiling. Yeah.
No.

Speaker 1 Like, all things.

Speaker 1 Dave did bring the, he did bring the Beer Olympics back to Nashville.

Speaker 1 He did. And I, and I will say, like, that doesn't happen unless our hand gets forced.
Right.

Speaker 1 But I just hate that the way he went about it. So is there like

Speaker 1 it's all coming back around i was mad in that moment for a good 48 hours but then as everything's unfolded as we had our communication as well you know we had the unnamed show which you know we're sitting there

Speaker 1 it's like yeah we're sitting there actually arguing but in like you know you're

Speaker 1 you know you're going to argue and go toes with dave and then after that you know dave's doing his thing like dave just he he's a mastermind content guy and then as you get more removed you're like it doesn't come back to nashville because there there's like parts of us that like man why did we move it from nashville But you get kind of caught up in how do we make it bigger?

Speaker 1 How do we make it better?

Speaker 1 We had our relationship that we kind of grew with Red Rocks. Once that whole all-in-one stop got put in the mix for like doing it in Vegas, it felt like it made sense to us.

Speaker 1 But now that it's all coming back around and this is what's best for it, it's like when we have the full circle moment of you guys surprising us, and ultimately, Barstool, we all win there. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Because the very first reaction when it happened was like, fuck Barstool. How do we right? How do we replace every element of Barstool in the beer games right now? Because when

Speaker 1 you realize you just didn't have enough people. Yeah.

Speaker 1 When the crew told us, like when the production team and the other people told us, I was like boiling inside. And I said, so let me just be clear.
You guys are pulling absolutely all help.

Speaker 1 in this like we get no more use of you guys and they're like that's correct and then they're like if you need some editing help on the back end we can put an intern or two on and i just interrupted i said we don't want your guys' help anymore we will do this on our own we get off the phone and at that point it was like, how do you replace everything Barcelona?

Speaker 1 Because

Speaker 1 that had really pissed us off. So there was real anger.
There was real anger. There was real anger, but now.
That's why, like, the yak thing, like, that's why I think that makes sense.

Speaker 1 How do we think about this? Because we have to start spinning it because this is just not going our way whatsoever. Is there simmering anger, though?

Speaker 1 Like, when you guys, I don't know when your guys' contract is up, but like,

Speaker 1 is there going to be like what you guys did in the February game? Oh. So in February is going to be.
In my brain, I'm thinking, why would you make this move when it's like,

Speaker 1 you don't want any fractures going into this because we love barsteel we right we feel like barstool loves us like we've always had a great partnership but in my brain it's like separating all things and dave being like oh you need me to call you blah blah i'm just thinking like bro like there's just there's so many factors that go into this that it's like it did not have to go down this way so are so are you Are we back to we're back?

Speaker 1 Yeah, we're back. We're climbing out.
Because again, we've had our conversations. You guys are doing the surprise thing as of right now.
No, we are. I'm very excited.
We're very very excited.

Speaker 1 And it's like, maybe. In that, as we were thinking about do we replace everybody in the mission, I was like, man, I really don't want to

Speaker 1 go. We should not go.
We should not go. Right, because we're Dave and Dan starting the.

Speaker 1 We'll be a shame.

Speaker 1 We're going to go. It'd be a real shame.
We're going to go, but it would be a shame if we can't. You know what we should do is we should go and steal all their beer.

Speaker 1 The beer burglars?

Speaker 1 Just sabotage the entire thing. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Because I was thinking that weekend. Release the vlog like the next day.
Get everything out before we can do it. I can't believe they fell for it

Speaker 1 i was thinking about that weekend instead doing cocaine olympics and just completely tucking you guys max told me no because he's a big wet blanket and he's like no there's there's legal liabilities in that uh but i feel like there's some spin-off possibility like you should do the the winter olympics but maybe for versus maybe for weed oh yeah cigarette slope ski olympics cigarette olympics

Speaker 1 yeah but i we're excited this is all worked out it did get tumultuous for a minute yeah because because then it was like you know the vibe was the way you and Dave were going is like, man, it's Dave's like, nobody wants to go to this, blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 1 And then when some people are like, hey, is this still happening or not?

Speaker 1 I'm like, I just, when I was starting to get a pulse on Nashville, it's like when I was reaching out to the barstool people who were involved, like the moves, because Dave pitched us moves.

Speaker 1 We start talking about moves, moobs, and then he runs the joke, this is becoming a barstool.

Speaker 1 I thought you were wanting us to like, we start adding elements of barstool. They have influence.
They have good personalities that embody the beer games.

Speaker 1 But Dana's Dana's like, no, like people who wanted to go, it's like, do we take this out on them that they don't want to go?

Speaker 1 Or do we try and embrace the fact that, hey, these barstool people want to go, which helps give a middle finger a little bit to Dave.

Speaker 1 But now that it's all coming full circle, it's like the boys will come together. It's like, hey, we were stupid.
We hug it out. We have a great time.
All of Barstool wins.

Speaker 1 Dave, he spun it to where he's rooting for Barstool. Incredible silent hand leadership by Dave is how he was spinning it.

Speaker 1 And it all comes back around and we all win. Yes.
I'm very excited about it. And I do apologize because I did not know any of the details and the back channel stuff.

Speaker 1 That was probably very frustrating when you're dealing with production meetings and all of a sudden you don't have any help. That was a big headache for you.
I was just busting balls.

Speaker 1 I'm half apologizing because you did tell me the wrong date. I know.
I know. And I know that stuff kind of like, whether it festers or not, it subconsciously comes out in the jokes.

Speaker 1 But it was like, the moment I saw Max tripping it, I was like, we have to fucking do something.

Speaker 1 He's like, is he he gonna cancel I'm like watching the stream because the way that stream

Speaker 1 unfolded I see Max and then Dan's like hey you might be on it I kind of wait a few minutes and I text Dan and I'm like hey you think Max would be able to participate listening to their stream wait did Max save beer Olympics yeah he said next man up mentality which I was fired up to see online max down because ultimately all we wanted to see from our from you guys was just like We needed somebody to get on our side.

Speaker 1 We have so many beers. It's going to be fucking awesome.
I'm ready. I'm going to train this weekend.
Yeah, it's going to be awesome. All right.
So,

Speaker 1 yeah, we're excited. This moment's going to be great.
Do you think there's a chance Dave comes?

Speaker 1 I think that there's a chance. I think so, too.
I mean, there's a chance.

Speaker 1 At this point, anybody could come. Look, Taylor Swift could come.
Oh, she's got ties to that. 20%.

Speaker 1 Maybe Travis shows up, but he brings Taylor Swift.

Speaker 1 Who are we most nervous about competing against? Who's the odds-on favorite? I don't know. We started making calls and trying to get.
I think we have overcommits right now for teams. Tatro's coming.

Speaker 1 Yep. I don't know how he is.

Speaker 1 He's a bro. Bert will be with with Liam, but Bert's not a...

Speaker 1 He can't compete in the games. He's on TRT.
Yeah, yeah. He can't compete in the games.
It's probably going to be like an O-line team. Yeah.
Like

Speaker 1 Jordan Ruse, if we win this whole thing, PFT, it might be the sweetest championship of all time. You know what?

Speaker 1 Listen, I'm very, very much looking forward to it. I'm starting to think, though, that in the spirit of competition, sometimes you have to know your limitations, right? Yeah.

Speaker 1 And be realistic about yourself. I don't have a great ability to chug.
I can drink a lot of beer. I can drink, I could probably sit down over the course of a day and put away 20,

Speaker 1 about 20 beers if I had to. But I drink some of the beers.

Speaker 1 But you know who can really open their throat up? Is Hank. Hank.
We've seen that on video. Hank.

Speaker 1 No, fuck that. I'm going to compete.
I'm going to compete.

Speaker 1 And we're going to surprise some people, I think. Yeah.
Can you chug? Oh, yeah. Because obviously Taylor is insane.
I'm not the best channel. I can chug faster than Taylor.

Speaker 1 No. Yeah.

Speaker 1 He does the Tom Brady.

Speaker 1 Does he go against Dana Beers? Has he gone against Dana Beers? Yeah, last year. Yeah, who won? Taylor.
All right, well, I beat Dana Beers, too.

Speaker 1 Hey, if you can compete with Taylor,

Speaker 1 truly in my brain, I'm like, is there anybody out there who can actually beat Taylor? Three beers is a lot, though.

Speaker 1 He put it down in like 3.8 seconds. The three beers? The boot.
Okay, that I can't. One beer.
It's insane, bro. It is insane

Speaker 1 what this man can do. I think I got 12 seconds.

Speaker 1 You got 12 seconds on three beers? Yeah. With a three-beer chug, it doesn't really matter.
It's just for seating.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 1 It's just to get the first tournament seat. Yeah, and then you play flip cups.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so I might abstain. Yeah, because we can beat anyone in flip cups.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And it's like the point system, like everybody gets a point in the chug just because if there was a tie sort of at the end, there's like the one-point differential that kind of decides it from the chug.

Speaker 1 Because I'm calling it right now. If I

Speaker 1 doesn't matter the most. I'm definitely puking.
I'm going to puke from those three beers at once. Yeah.
That should be allowed.

Speaker 1 That's the thing, though, if you're sitting there puking fairly quickly right after the chug, then that's like, that's where you get, hey,

Speaker 1 you get disqualified. No, smelling so much.
You got to be able to hold it down. Yeah, smelling.
If I puke, I feel alive. Yeah.
It's the best way to start your life. You got to hold your puke.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't know what the puke rules are going to be this year. I just know it was a big problem last year because I didn't necessarily care.
I'm just thinking, what's the next game?

Speaker 1 Like, yeah, they should still be able to play. But

Speaker 1 people get... Pretty worked up over the very, the smallest details of beer drinking games.
Yeah. Yeah.
I do have a question for you, a real question, football question. Okay.

Speaker 1 Are you officially officially retired? Yeah. Yeah.
Like there's

Speaker 1 no chance. No chance you get a call from the Steelers this year.
No. I think that would just be our group chat having a good time.
Does it bother you that

Speaker 1 you played for nine plus years in 10 years in the NFL and like people think you have like hundreds of millions of dollars and you're like,

Speaker 1 dude,

Speaker 1 like I did like I played in the NFL like I wasn't it's not the NBA. Yeah, yeah, you're not getting like that fucking money.
But people public, so you can look that up.

Speaker 1 But people, like, treat you like you, you know, because you think professional athlete for 10 years, you're like, oh, shit.

Speaker 1 You automatically have the this guy's a millionaire label for the rest of time. Right.
It's crazy. Oh, I feel bad for these millionaires.

Speaker 1 We need to do like more awareness that, like, you know, guys who are at the end of the roster NFL, like,

Speaker 1 they're scratching.

Speaker 1 Obviously, I'm not saying great money. Right.
Great money. We're not bitching.
We're not bitching. We're not bitching.
But the assumption is any other sport you play for that many years, like

Speaker 1 50 million. Yeah, you're set pretty well.
Right. For life.
Right. So we just need to do a PSA.
Will is not rich. Not set for life.
Will is not set for life.

Speaker 1 Will is not financial. We should do some commercials.
Yeah. Have you seen this man?

Speaker 1 Don't ask him for money. No, he's not set for life yet.
As of right now. As of right now.
He is not set for life. Not set for life.

Speaker 1 ASPCA commercial with Sarah McLaughlin in the background, like former former linebackers behind fences. Like, they need homes too.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Make it, yeah, make it really sad.
Yeah. What's your pension, though? It's got to be nice.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think it's like at 55, you start pulling from the pension, and the reoccurring money every month is like almost seven grand. Whoa.
Okay. Solid.
It's not bad. Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 1 The NFL benefits are really good. Yeah.
401k is maxed out. All the cap plans have been maxed out.

Speaker 1 So at 55, you'll be making like 80 plus a year just off that yeah that's nice i think so yeah hoping that you know nothing goes to shit and you have to make sure that all your paperwork is just like perfectly filled out too right yeah like makesup but you're not that's not your strong suit not my strong suit but delegate to elevate other people help other people help do that stuff for me right other people help do that stuff for me do you think so you're you're about to be a father of two yeah um do you ever think about because i i think about this from not from time to time like doing something like the beer olympics like when our kids get older and they watch this.

Speaker 1 I know.

Speaker 1 I do think about it. Daddy puked off of Flip Cup.

Speaker 1 But all, yeah, yeah, daddy, but also, like, when they get, like, our age and they're looking back at these videos, like, if I had videos of my dad doing the stuff that we all get to do, back, yo, my dad just had the most fun at life.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's true. That's a good point.

Speaker 1 It's like, as you're going through it, and then some people, because they're going to go through a phase where other people are joking, like, oh, your dad, blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 1 And it's probably going to suck for a minute. But

Speaker 1 as you get older, you're going to be like, man, that's sick that my dad embraced, that our dads embraced life the way that they did. Yeah, there's going to be a rough patch.
Yeah. Like teenage years.

Speaker 1 I think it might lead to

Speaker 1 jealous kids. Well,

Speaker 1 not only that, but like I've thought a lot about the talk that I'm going to have with my kids, like, you know, be safe with drinking and drugs and all that stuff. And they're like, but dad.

Speaker 1 Yeah, look at this footage. What about when PFT said the cocaine Olympics? Dad, Dad, you're putting this guy up against the corner over a drinking pan.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 what do you mean, keep your composure? Yeah, what's this video of you puking with Taylor like while you're wearing a Hawaiian shirt in a tank race?

Speaker 1 Hawaii, you have sting face paint just doing a case race. Right.
Don't you think that would that would lead to like a bonding moment though?

Speaker 1 Like I think eventually with your kid when they're looking at you and you're like, okay, my dad's kind of the same as I am. Like I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 For sure, eventually, but I'm saying like the like 14 to 18 rebellious teenage years, like, why aren't you letting me do this when I can pull up all these videos of you doing this?

Speaker 1 Especially if we're still on social media doing content.

Speaker 1 That will be a different thing. Like, dad, for the love of God, you got to stop embarrassing me.

Speaker 1 You should do like senior beer Olympics too. Like, 40 years from now, let's do a reunion.
Do all the same games. Just a bunch of old dudes and like strollers and

Speaker 1 the walkers just getting it fucking hammered out there. I mean, I was lucky enough.
My dad, when he gave me like the drinking drug talk, he was just like, no needles.

Speaker 1 I was like, oh, so everything else? That was to your drugs. Yeah, he was just like, those are hard drugs.
He's like, you're going to experiment with other stuff. Like, just be safe.

Speaker 1 Because, like, I, and it was the correct way to do it. Because if you're, if you're a parent, you're like, don't do this, don't do this, don't smoke weed, don't do that.

Speaker 1 Then you just want to do it more. Yeah, but I came into it being like, all right, just be safe.
My parents were pretty strict.

Speaker 1 Like, I started drinking probably late, middle, like junior year of high school. And, you know, you're trying to do all the sneaky stuff because your parents would fucking rear.

Speaker 1 Yeah, my dad, like, there were some moments to where he's like, he's taking his glasses off and he's like, you're coming home, son. And I'm like, we're like running.

Speaker 1 I'm like, he's chasing me around a coffee table and I'm like getting away. Like, dad, I'm not going home because I'm just blacked out drunk.
And I'm like, yo, this dude's about to just whoop my ass.

Speaker 1 Because at that point, I had scholarship offers. He's like, you're going to ruin everything, yada, yada.
I didn't smoke weed till I was 27. So I feel like feeling like that was the wrong thing to do.

Speaker 1 I feel like they did a good job in that respect.

Speaker 1 But sometimes I look back, I'm like, I wish I would have been a little, had a little bit more fun. Yeah.
But my old man, he was not, like, even when he caught me watching porn at a young age,

Speaker 1 pop-ups were, pop-ups were a thing, right? You know, and my dad took me outside and he's like, hey, step outside.

Speaker 1 And there's a funny story about him challenging me for the title that I've told on business. But he brought me outside and he goes,

Speaker 1 what's this tits and askgalore.com?

Speaker 1 And my jaw is like kind of quivering because I'm just terrified. He's like, if I catch you watching porn or putting porn on the computer again, I'm going to box your jaws in.
Dude.

Speaker 1 And I'm just thinking, like,

Speaker 1 I blamed it on a friend. Yeah.
Oh, my boy came and he was like, he was just on the computer.

Speaker 1 People, and this is going to date us, but I don't think kids these days understand

Speaker 1 what we went through in the fact that, like, for my entire childhood, we were a one-computer house. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
One computer dial-up for the entire house.

Speaker 1 So that means every single person is using that computer.

Speaker 1 So So if you're watching porn, which I did, you're using, you're, like, I'm, I'm watching porn late at night, and then my mom's going to play solitaire in the morning.

Speaker 1 And it's like, that's a fucking risky proposition. And until you learn the game, like, when your boys put you on, hey, you have to delete the history, you got to delete the cookies.

Speaker 1 You're thinking, what? Like, they can just find all of this stuff on the one. You don't have your own phone to just kind of look at.

Speaker 1 I remember when I got like the first time it, like, I got the malware. And like the whole computer started, and I just like turned it off and walked away.

Speaker 1 And I was like, I fucking don't know what the fuck. I'm trying to go to Texas TouchNash War.com right now.
It looks like that site no longer no longer exists. That's free ones.

Speaker 1 If there was a go-to video I would hit there. Do you remember Free Ones? This was before there was actual like porn videos you could watch.
It was just it was just pictures. You could just search.

Speaker 1 It was like it was almost like the yellow pages. It was like a thousand names of chicks and you just click on it and there's just picture galleries, freeones.com.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 And then you were just at risk. Like you're searching then all of a sudden a pop-up comes up.
You're like, whoa, hang on a second.

Speaker 1 And you're just like playing playing a video game on the computer, and you're like, oh, fuck, I got to figure out how to get this out of here. Yeah, we're like, don't click on a video.

Speaker 1 That's like taking a real risk when you go to a video because, first of all, it's probably not going to load. Yeah.
Second of all, that's where all the pop-ups come from.

Speaker 1 So it was like, stick to what you know.

Speaker 1 The safe roads, which are just you click on a picture and then you just see, you just see a picture of boobs and then you just stare at that for like five seconds. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But yeah, the videos is where you used to get in trouble. Also, just finding porn was so exhilarating when you were

Speaker 1 when it would be like in a park somewhere, you'd like find a little magazine

Speaker 1 that somebody else had like hidden in some bushes. And you can't wait to tell the boys, guys.

Speaker 1 He's just going to get a magazine. The Pam Anderson Playboy, the Sable Playboy.
Yeah. It was seminal moments.
The Pam Anderson video. Oh, that was where I probably got my first malware.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Tommy Lee

Speaker 1 honking the horn of the boat with his

Speaker 1 massive piece. Like, oh my God.
And it was soft when he was doing that. Yes, bro.
And it was enormous.

Speaker 1 Crazy weapon. Heather Brook.
Yeah. iDeepTroak.com.
iDeep iDeep Throat.com. That was, I mean, that was probably the best amateur porn video of all time.

Speaker 1 I remember watching Howard Stern late at night because they would have the porn stars in studio. They would blur it all out, but you could at least listen to them like moaning and stuff.

Speaker 1 And I was like, this is awesome. Or at least get to the girls going wild commercials that played.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
And Brooke Burke with E,

Speaker 1 where she was just in a bikini all the time. Yeah, the kids don't know these days that there's a lot of work that went into horn.
Cinemax.

Speaker 1 Remember when you, I think we like accidentally got Cinemax and they'd do like at midnight, they would do the softcore porn. Yep.
Oh, just be fucking each other's Nikki Fritz.

Speaker 1 Saturday nights, HBO, Real Sex. Yes, real sex.
But they would never show a horn.

Speaker 1 No, no, no.

Speaker 1 That's one episode where you had to pick the right one because sometimes it would be like this old dude and he's like, yeah, I like to have these girls over there and I just dump paint on them. Dude.

Speaker 1 And they're just fully clothed. And this guy's like getting off.
But you say pick the right one. You had to just wait for the right Saturday.

Speaker 1 No, there was one real sex episode seared in my mind where it was, uh, it was all about these women who made like full prosthetic, like it was like dildos with the guys,

Speaker 1 like it was like dummies. Yeah.
And they would fuck the shit out of them and they showed it. And it was the greatest.
And you'd just be like, I hope they run this episode again. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then you just have your thumb on previous channel in case your parents walked in, like back to ESPN, like kind of like laying there with a boner. Like,

Speaker 1 Curveball, I remember, I remember yanking it to Get Low, the music video. Oh, yeah.
Oh, two videos.

Speaker 1 Or that song is like, I like the way you move. Yeah, what was the

Speaker 1 dick brought in there that I just

Speaker 1 song was a pretty good one? What was the Twista music video? They had, oh man, it was, they had some chicks in that one. They just knew how to move, bro.

Speaker 1 And you're like, hey, there's nothing on right now. I got to figure out a way right now on a Wednesday night.
Yeah. All right.

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So everyone's going to listen to this interview.

Speaker 1 After this interview, it's going to be the three of us taping about a 10-15-minute segment, drunk at Taylor's house. That'll be fun.
That will be fun.

Speaker 1 So you're going to get to see the whole progression. The beginning of the show is going to be on Tuesday morning before we go to beer games, this interview, and then post-beer games.

Speaker 1 So Max has a concussion-like test that he's going to administer to us

Speaker 1 right now that we're going to then try to recreate when we're drunk after the beer. So, we're getting our baseline.
Yeah, getting our baseline. Getting our baseline.

Speaker 1 I told him to come up with a riddle. I told him to come up with, he's going to give us four words that we have to remember that we cannot write down.
All right.

Speaker 1 Max. Do we got to like walk a line and stuff, too? Oh, we might have to.
Oh, I'm good. You got to do it.
I'm good at that stuff.

Speaker 1 I'm good at that. So, one time when I was in Texas, there was

Speaker 1 the Texas state troopers, they would do their rookie seminar, and they would have to recruit people from Texas to come in, get drunk under police supervision.

Speaker 1 So you would go in, they would weigh you, then they'd make you drink, okay, here's three shots you have to drink in 15 minutes, here's three more, and then they'd put you in the room with all the police officers.

Speaker 1 They give you your tests. So I got better at all the like physical tests, but the eyes, the eyes fuck you up because they start to flutter when they're at the end.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So I think I'm what they call a functional drunk. So I think I can handle the physical aspect, mental aspect, I think I'm going to absolutely tank.

Speaker 1 You know, PFT was the friend that's like, I drive better when I'm drunk. Yeah.
No, no, not good. Never did that.
Yeah, well, yeah.

Speaker 1 You're like, you're like, bro, you don't, and you got the friends that are like, oh, no, I think I'm better. And it's like, dude, no, you're not.
I don't know how people still get DUIs.

Speaker 1 I don't either. It's crazy.
It's like the one thing you just can just, just don't do. Justin Timberlake just got one last night.
No way. You really?

Speaker 1 And it's like somebody of that stature. I have one beer and I'll take an Uber.
Yeah. It's like, I don't know.
It's just

Speaker 1 pull out your ass. Right, right.
If I'm going out to dinner, it's like, I'm going to drink a glass of wine. It's like, well, I'm not going to drive.
Why would I even put it even on that line?

Speaker 1 Why even risk it at this point? It's nuts. Okay, Max, ready?

Speaker 1 What would you like to start with? Whatever you want.

Speaker 1 So I'm telling you the four random words now? Yes. And we have to remember: no writing it down, no cheating.
Okay.

Speaker 1 And this is things that were talked about in the interview. Okay.
Okay. Like words that were said during this interview.
Okay. Oh, vibes.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Monday. Okay.

Speaker 1 30%.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 For the record,

Speaker 1 30%.

Speaker 1 It's three syllables. You're saying a lot of words right now.
That's two words. I already forgot the second one.
30%. Well, that was Taylor Swift's chance of coming to the 20th.
Okay, 30%.

Speaker 1 Vibes, Monday. Monday.
30%.

Speaker 1 And this is... I'm counting this as one word, titsinascalore.com.
Okay, I like that.

Speaker 1 I like that. Vibes, Monday, 30%, titsinascalore.com.
And we're taping this a week before beer game, so we got to keep this in our brain. Okay, yeah.
This whole week. That'll be fun.
God damn it.

Speaker 1 Vibes Monday, 30%,

Speaker 1 tits andascalore.com. All right, all right.

Speaker 1 So now you want the. I did NFL.
I did NFL trivia. Okay.
Kind of.

Speaker 1 First one. What college did Peerless Price attend? Tennessee.
Tennessee. Bang.
Okay. Wow, that was quick.
Wow.

Speaker 1 Who has the longest rush in the history of the Super Bowl?

Speaker 1 The Super Bowl?

Speaker 1 Was he on the Redskins?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 The longest rush in the history of the Super Bowl? Yeah. Willie Parker.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Steelers.
Fast Willie Parker. Great nickname.
What running back led the position in yak in this past year?

Speaker 1 Not Christian McCaffrey? Not CMC? Nope.

Speaker 1 This one surprised me. Can't be there.
No, it wasn't Darryl. Saquon? Brees Hall.
Oh,

Speaker 1 he did have a sneaky year.

Speaker 1 Very up and down fantasy-wise. Yeah, but I mean, he had Izzy nip it at his heels.
Yeah. All right.

Speaker 1 Who is the Bengals' all-time sack leader?

Speaker 1 Played recently?

Speaker 1 Carlos Dunlap? Florida.

Speaker 1 Carlos Dunlap. What? He is.
He went to Florida. And who is the only AFC team to win a Super Bowl but not win an AFC championship? Oh.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 This one's a Shane question.

Speaker 1 Wait,

Speaker 1 win a Super Bowl. So it's a team that's in the NFC, like the Seahawks that used to be in the NFC.
No, the opposite. Opposite.
Wait, no, no, they've never won an AFC championship, but they won.

Speaker 1 But they're currently in the AFC. No, and they've never won.
And they've never won an AFC championship. But they've won a Super Bowl.
They've never won an AFC championship.

Speaker 1 They've never won an AFC championship, but they have won a Super Bowl. They have won a Super Bowl.
But they're currently in the AFC. So there's the

Speaker 1 Broncos.

Speaker 1 No, Broncos definitely never. No, I'm just naming AFC teams.

Speaker 1 Titans, Colts, Dolphins.

Speaker 1 The Jets.

Speaker 1 the Jets so the Jets were in the NFC oh yeah and they won okay all right that makes sense yes all right um you ready for the riddle yes so we got to remember all these answers yeah this riddle I got peerless price on lockdown peerless price and Carlos Dunn I got that on lockdown I just looked up the most random NFL player and where they went yeah I got that on lockdown

Speaker 1 what has four fingers and a thumb but isn't alive

Speaker 1 what has four fingers and a thumb and a thumb

Speaker 1 Four fingers. Four fingers and a thumb.
Not alive.

Speaker 1 Jimmy Carter.

Speaker 1 What has four fingers?

Speaker 1 Chubbs' hand.

Speaker 1 He could be dead by that. He could be very much dead.

Speaker 1 I don't know if today's a sleep day or not for him. Four fingers and a thumb.
Four fingers and a thumb. All right, ready to get your hand.
No, no, no. Don't say it yet, Max.

Speaker 1 You're never going to get a riddle.

Speaker 1 Will.

Speaker 1 Man to man. You're never going to get that.
Am I surprised? I don't even know what. All right, surprise.
My surprise. Sounded out.

Speaker 1 Tell us what

Speaker 1 your process is here. I don't know.
Right. That's something in a room.
Oh, the hamburger helper glove.

Speaker 1 So close. Okay.
All right. Ronald McDonald.
Hey, that was a good guess. But that's also valid, I think.

Speaker 1 You're right there. You're right there.
Hamburger helper.

Speaker 1 The other word. The glove.
A glove. A glove.
A glove. A glove.
So, yeah. All right.
The hamburger helper glove. Just a glove, but also specifically the hamburger.

Speaker 1 The hamburger helper glove.

Speaker 1 Hey, nice fucking pool. See, Max almost said it, and we just got that genius out of PFT.
Yeah, we did, right? Yeah, we did. Yeah, me and you.
Yeah, I don't know if you saw it.

Speaker 1 We had to fill the air while he thought about it.

Speaker 1 You and I could have sat here

Speaker 1 100 hours. We've gotten all of these correct.
Will's Dorito question yesterday was fantastic. Yeah, it was.
A couple of times. Okay, random story.
Okay, yes. We've got to remember this too.

Speaker 1 The details of the race.

Speaker 1 I made this one up. No, no, vibes, Monday, 30%.

Speaker 1 TitanHasplore.com.

Speaker 1 Okay, ready for the random story?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Max and Hank went out on the boat.
Hank was confident in his boating abilities until the engine stalled and we were stuck in the middle of the lake.

Speaker 1 Luckily, Roan had a blue jet ski on the shore and was able to come out for a rescue mission.

Speaker 1 But the jet ski only had room for one extra person, so Hank stabbed Max with a screwdriver and hopped on the jet ski. Okay, wow.
So, okay. Hank and Max went out on a boat.
Max

Speaker 1 was confident, sucks at driving the boat. The boat stalled.
Roan came in on blue jet ski. Hank kills Max.
Hang on. He only has room for once.

Speaker 1 But he would have done it anyways. Yeah, Hank kills Max.
He saw the perfect opportunity. And then Hank and Roan go back.

Speaker 1 What did Hank use to kill? Screwdriver. Screwdriver.
All right. Those details are going to be very funny.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. We're fucked.
Yeah. All right, that's all I got.
Because

Speaker 1 I think we'll know the answers to the questions. The trivia questions, we'll definitely not get one of them, but the riddle and the words are going to be.
No, we got the trivia.

Speaker 1 It's Peerless Price went went to Tennessee.

Speaker 1 Longest touchdown, Willie Parker, Bengals career sack leader, Carlos Dunlop. Carlos Dunlop, and only team to win a Super Bowl

Speaker 1 Jets. And no.
And Brees Hall.

Speaker 1 No cheating. Can't go back and listen to this.
Oh, no, we won't even be out. We won't be out.
Yeah, yeah. Now, a question.
Are we working together when this? Yeah,

Speaker 1 we'll all be around each other. Yeah, we're trying to get as many correct as we can after the Beard Olympics.

Speaker 1 We got to do something that's like physical with us three. Yeah.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 we'll do a test that Hank can narrate. Egg toss? We can all wrestle.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Just hit some egg toss. Oh, egg toss would be good.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Okay.
Well, Will, I'm in the middle. Hey, thanks for having me on.
It's fucking great. This is going to be awesome.
Timeout. You guys are actually coming, right? As of right now, yes.
Okay.

Speaker 1 It would be right now. It would be a shock.
As of right now,

Speaker 1 yes. As of right now.
You got a dick saying that. I know, bro.

Speaker 1 Will. Because, hey, I remember when the first commits.

Speaker 1 Just look me in the eye. We're going to be there.
Yeah. Okay.
Okay. All right.
We haven't been recording anymore.

Speaker 1 When we had all the big names and we said them, I remember you just being like, hey, best case or best thing to do next time, just don't say who's coming. So that way it's not a letdown.
Ever.

Speaker 1 Ever.

Speaker 1 So it's just as of right now.

Speaker 1 As of right now. Yeah.
You can never just be like, next year's Beer Olympics, we have a commitment from Dana Beers.

Speaker 1 The truck that you guys are coming in on, you're going to have speakers just blaring. Yeah.
It's going to be tricked out. Yeah.
You got some WO shirts. The whole vibe.

Speaker 1 The water, other than body armor. We wanted to just crash it like stone cold.
Yeah. Love it.
And we'll have Jerry in it. He's going to be a ref.
Yeah. Jerry was on the list.
Jerry was going to.

Speaker 1 I knew when that video went, I was like, we're probably going to lose Jerry.

Speaker 1 Jerry, God bless Jerry.

Speaker 1 When Will and Taylor kicked us out of beer games, Jerry texted me immediately. He goes, they're dead to me.

Speaker 1 I had to tell him that it's okay to talk to Will again. Yeah.
Because then Will reached out to Jerry.

Speaker 1 I tried to feel it out. I said, love what you did with the dogs.
Yeah, and Jerry just replied, like, texted me. He's like, Will just tried to reach out to me.

Speaker 1 I'm waiting for you to tell me if it's okay.

Speaker 1 He's a loyal dog, man.

Speaker 1 You need the foxhole guys. You need him.
He's a foxhole guy. All right, Will.
Thank you so much. Thank you, boys.

Speaker 1 Compton the boy.

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Speaker 1 Hey,

Speaker 1 we're back after the beer games.

Speaker 1 I'm hammered. I do not feel good.
I'm hammered. I actually feel pretty good right now, but I know for a fact I'm hammered.
Yeah, I retired from drinking games. I put out a press release.

Speaker 1 You had a hell of a run. I let myself, I said there could be an unretirement.
What?

Speaker 1 I retired from drinking games. What led to the retirement? I'm just washed, dude.
I'm so washed. He's got allergies.
I should have left when I beat you. What made you realize you were washed?

Speaker 1 This could just be in the moment. You know, you're never supposed to retire right after the season.
This past week has been my season. Yeah,

Speaker 1 the case race

Speaker 1 beer games in week one-week combo has been

Speaker 1 a while. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think you're being hard on yourself. You were like very good.
You're good. Maybe the last game you weren't so good, but the other games you carried.
And I'm not just talking about myself.

Speaker 1 Where, why are you saying that he carried? What are you saying, Max? Because I was on his team. Who would he carry? True.
Good point. Well, how did you do in the three beer chug?

Speaker 1 In the three beer chug, I did not fare well.

Speaker 1 But I knew that I wasn't going to do well in that because I just can't fit that much beer in my belly. Yep.
But I feel like in the flip cup and the beer pong, I did very well.

Speaker 1 And I also showed my testicles to lock a flock of flame and psyched him out. So that's a majority.
That's a major dump. That did happen.
He got so freaked out by my nuts.

Speaker 1 He was like, what the fuck is that? Yeah. I did the old trick of, oops, I slipped and fell in some gum.
Didn't know what to do.

Speaker 1 No, I

Speaker 1 should have walked off when I did the boot chug to start in 8.1 seconds and beat Quentin Nelson. It's pretty good.
And

Speaker 1 I should have left right there and just, because that's all I can do.

Speaker 1 I could chug. I I can't do anything else.
It was a good chug. It was a really good chug.
It felt good, but yeah,

Speaker 1 sometimes you got to know when you're washed. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You're not washed. You're not washed.

Speaker 1 You're too hard on yourself. None of us should be competing in beer games.
Wouldn't you rather walk away when you're still competitive than walk away when you're just terrible? It's like Willie Mays.

Speaker 1 I still think you're competitive.

Speaker 1 By the way, we should have said Willie Mays R.I.P.

Speaker 1 We did. We did say R.I.P.
Oh, we did.

Speaker 1 Oh, it was that we only did a minute and a half on him. Yeah.
That was when people were upset about it. I don't think longer than any hockey recap we've ever done.

Speaker 1 No, no, today we did a big hockey recap. We talked about the dog.
Other than today, every, it's hilarious how few hockey recaps are.

Speaker 1 But we do, we also have more hockey guests than every other regular sports podcast. Facts.
Comment on that. Love it.
We didn't say R.I.P. Jerry West ever.
That was it. R.I.P.
Jerry West.

Speaker 1 Yo, Jerry West. You didn't even know he died.

Speaker 1 Oh, really? No,

Speaker 1 you know what I was thinking about the other day? Jerry Springer died. Yeah.
Did he? Yeah, he didn't want to. He's dead.
He's big time dead. Crazy.

Speaker 1 Can I say something about Jerry West? Yeah. I don't want to sound insensitive.
Great player. Great human being, I think.
I don't know. RIP.

Speaker 1 Now we're not talking about changing the logo anymore after he died. True, true.
So he's going to be the logo for probably forever.

Speaker 1 But at the time, when he was alive, they were like, we should maybe change it to Michael Jordan. Now he can't change anymore.
Change it. Don't change it.
Jerry West is a great GM, too. Yeah.

Speaker 1 What are you doing?

Speaker 1 I just looked at Jerry Springer died so long ago. So long ago, dude.
But I just thought of it the other day. I was like, damn, Jerry Springer's not with us.
Recurring guests and part of my take. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I didn't know that either. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't know why it popped in my head. Where are we? Rushmore.

Speaker 1 We are in Terre Luan's pool house.

Speaker 1 Haunted House. Haunted Civil War house.
There's a ghost. Apparently, multiple ghosts in here.

Speaker 1 This was a Civil War hospital for, I think, maybe maybe the side that lost i don't know um but yeah we're we're here in his pool house and we are very hammered after balance because i'm a pop star not a doctor

Speaker 1 yeah that's from civil war yeah uh also if you're listening to this you opted into it so thank you very much people like this we don't do it often we don't do it's a long time it's been a long time since we've done a drunk or hungover

Speaker 1 i've never been on the show for any of these because we know that like watching drunk people sometimes is funny but listening to drunk people sometimes is very not funny so we try to we try to sprinkle it in like salt bay we're gonna have will on in a minute will is the drunkest man on planet earth because he lasted a long time in beer olympics

Speaker 1 um

Speaker 1 let's do the rushmore though what's mount rushmore again mount rushmore of things you say to your boys when you're drunk okay

Speaker 1 and no one is prepped Nope, no, I have no idea. No one is prepped.
No, I was starting to do a notepad and then you're like, none of my patients.

Speaker 1 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. So we're in this state right now.
Notepad. Hank, and I also weren't supposed to be drunk for this.

Speaker 1 True, true. We have some behind-the-scenes footage when I broke it to Hank.
So funny. Literally so funny.
He was so mad. I wasn't mad.
I was just

Speaker 1 mad at me.

Speaker 1 Like, you're not going to be able to say that when the footage comes out.

Speaker 1 All right. So, all right.
I was mad. The second that I showed up, I walked in and like, I was, I woke up clear out looking life.
I've been living happily.

Speaker 1 Wait, wait, real quick. Hank, I think we did a bad job of setting this up.

Speaker 1 We're at Beer Olympics, and we've known that we're coming to Beer Olympics for a long time, but we're trying to do the long sell of getting kicked out of Beer Olympics and not going.

Speaker 1 But we showed up today in Nashville. We didn't talk about that start, did we? We talked about it with Will.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's right. We did talk about it at the start.
Oh, we did both. Okay, my bad.
Sorry for trying to set it up.

Speaker 1 But Hank wasn't supposed to be in, and then last night Roan was out, and I offered up Hank and he was so mad at me. Sorry for ruining your story Hank.

Speaker 1 The quick story was that I walked in a lot of the Waka Flocka and then I had the best day of my life. Yeah, Waka Flocka.
I did

Speaker 1 with Waka Flocka today. We just hung out, talk shop.
Also best move. I watched him explain cryptocurrency to Stu Feiner.
Oh, that's a

Speaker 1 hell of a

Speaker 1 dream blunt rotation. That can't be.

Speaker 1 Best move I made when I showed up today was I just became best friends with Michael Chandler because I was like, I don't want to get arm barred. I don't want to get in a fucking hold.

Speaker 1 And I was just like, I was just gassing him up. And he's like,

Speaker 1 he got, he was like pumping me up. He's like, when you talk, people listen.
I was like, all right, just don't armbar me, dude. After today, I'm the biggest Michael Chandler guy of all time.

Speaker 1 Of all time. He's the man.
He's the man. He is the man.
He's the man. Coolest guy.

Speaker 1 Should I go? Rushmore? Yes.

Speaker 1 Look at that chick.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 That's a good first pick. That's a good one.

Speaker 1 Good first pick. That's a good first pick.
Look at that chick.

Speaker 1 I love my girlfriend, but

Speaker 1 I would say

Speaker 1 if I was drunk with the boys, I would be like,

Speaker 1 look at that chick.

Speaker 1 That's pretty good. This is going to be a good thing.
If I were single, I would be like, look at that chick.

Speaker 1 On the graphic. All right.
I'm going to go with a simple one.

Speaker 1 I love you, man. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I love you.

Speaker 1 All right. Wait, can I change it? I fucking love you, man.
Yeah. I fucking love you, man.
Okay, that's a good answer. Yeah.
Look at that chick was a good answer, too. Look at that shit.

Speaker 1 Not my girlfriend. Pointing at a woman.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Because I'm not actually going to do anything, but like

Speaker 1 acknowledging that girls are hot to your boys is like a thing. No, keep talking.
Keep talking, Max.

Speaker 1 Keep digging. Look at that vagina.

Speaker 1 That's what you say, Max. No, no, no, that's on me.

Speaker 1 All right, I'll go with another easy one.

Speaker 1 Be safe out there, kids, but

Speaker 1 should I call my guy?

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. That's a lot of words.
No, but I think it's just should I call it guy? Should I call my guy?

Speaker 1 I think we all know what that means.

Speaker 1 That's a good pick. Yeah, thank you.
I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 I will go with

Speaker 1 grab me one. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Boy goes to grab a beer. Yeah.
Grab me one. Grab me one's good.
Grab me one. Grab me one's good.
Grab me one. Grab me one.
That's a good one.

Speaker 1 And then I will go with.

Speaker 1 No prep is tough. No prep is tough.
Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 Fucking love you is pretty much the go-to. That should have been the 1-1.
I don't know how it slipped to two. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no.

Speaker 1 I don't even say what I said, too.

Speaker 1 Come on. What are we feeling tonight? Ooh, okay, that's a good one.
What are we feeling tonight's good? What are we feeling nice good? Not really.

Speaker 1 Okay. You have a couple beers? Like, you're at the pre, you know, you're.
What are you feeling? What are you feeling tonight? You would love to ask that right now.

Speaker 1 Like, when we're done with this, what are we feeling? What are you feeling tonight? What are we feeling tonight? What are you feeling tonight? Going to bed.

Speaker 1 50? What's up? What are you feeling tonight?

Speaker 1 What are you feeling tonight? I don't want to give away any of my other answers. I'm about to say things that drunk people say to their bros.
Yeah. Next pick is, do you think Jason Tatum has aura?

Speaker 1 No, I'm just kidding. That's not actually my thing.
No, that's what I said. That's not my thing.

Speaker 1 That's a joke. That's not my pick.
It was a bad joke. It is a good joke.
James, can we get a ruling?

Speaker 1 It's not actually.

Speaker 1 We got to do this more.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's a good one. Especially when you get older.
Yeah, you always say, I'm always like, we got to do this more. That's a good pick.

Speaker 1 And then you don't see your friends for like another six months. Yep.
But we got to do this more.

Speaker 1 For number two, I'm going to go with

Speaker 1 Want to go to Strip Club? Yeah. Good one.
You want to go to Strip Club? You just throw it out there.

Speaker 1 And I'm not a strip club guy.

Speaker 1 I feel like that's not actually like a.

Speaker 1 do you actually say that with your boys?

Speaker 1 I'm saying there's always no, but Hank, like, I know what you're saying, Hank, but there's always one guy in the group that says no, that's like a bachelor party thing, not like a

Speaker 1 with your boys. There's always one guy that's a strip club at a bachelor party that throws it out there.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 yeah, I think it plays. Yeah, okay.
We'll see. This Mount Rushmore might suck.
We got a banger, though, for Friday.

Speaker 1 Shout out the top YouTube comment on Monday.

Speaker 1 I have two. Yeah.
Can I get a hit of that? Nice. Okay, that's good.
Can I get a hit of that? It can go. Is that about a chick again?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 It's about a vape.

Speaker 1 I guess cigarette doesn't, I guess it would be drag if it were cigarette. Yeah.
But it's like, I need, or weed. I don't, I'm not a big weed guy, but it's like, I need something of that.

Speaker 1 And then my next thing.

Speaker 1 Guys don't talk to me. I have one, but I'm trying to think of the best way to word it.

Speaker 1 Guys don't talk to each other, huh?

Speaker 1 I feel like with my friends, I just say stupid shit. But that's not

Speaker 1 relatable to the general public. I think guys.
Maybe it is. I think guys talk to each other, but we don't talk to each other.
I'm just going to say what I, yeah. We just talk shit to each other.

Speaker 1 Like, we get mad at each other. Yeah.
I think I know the best way to word this. Okay.

Speaker 1 Probably won't be. Want to go get some food.
Oh, that's.

Speaker 1 It took you that long. for a real time.
Well, I was like,

Speaker 1 realistically, I was thinking in my head, I like what I wanted to say was, like,

Speaker 1 what do you want from Taco Bell? But, like, that, that, like, or should we order a pizza? Should we order a pizza? And, like, I thought I was

Speaker 1 limiting the rest of the drunk food world. Yes.
But want to go get some food,

Speaker 1 it probably should come to me quicker, but that's, that's

Speaker 1 the round I want to go with.

Speaker 1 That's a fantastic pick, but it's just very funny. That took you a minute to phrase it.
I really just wanted to say, like,

Speaker 1 what do you want from Taco Bell? Because, like, right now, what I'm thinking of, like, boys, like, what should we get from Taco Bell? Yeah. Because we're talking about this, and, like,

Speaker 1 what? I'm thinking, Taco Bell, whatever. Fuck it.
I'm done.

Speaker 1 All right. I'm going to go with.

Speaker 1 I'm going to go with.

Speaker 1 You're the fucking best. Oh, I like that.

Speaker 1 You're the fucking best. I like that.
That's like what was your first one? My first one was

Speaker 1 I fucking love you, man. Okay.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Two different things. No, I just wanted to know what your first one is.
Entirely different conversations. I fucking love you, man.
Is having a heart-to-heart with a bro.

Speaker 1 You're the fucking best is they do something sweet and you need to acknowledge that they're sweet.

Speaker 1 Yes. Agreed.
Yeah. The music's coming on in the background.
All right, I gotta figure out what I'm gonna do. No prep is a bad idea.

Speaker 1 Max stole mine I didn't think he'd get there

Speaker 1 one order some food is a good pick that's a good one good value pick I can't believe it lasts that long I thought about that one one

Speaker 1 not fat probably okay I'll go with one that definitely works

Speaker 1 what do we want to bet on if you're with your with your friends do we have games and games are on maybe it's like a Saturday afternoon it's like what are we betting on tonight That's a really good question.

Speaker 1 Maybe what are we betting on tonight is the wording. Good pick.
Yeah, that definitely happens. Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 1 I will go, and this is where it's like, I just,

Speaker 1 this is just what I do.

Speaker 1 My actual friends.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I like to just walk up to my friends and like, you know, you see them, you're just like, you just, just, thoughts? Oh. Oh, just a thoughts.

Speaker 1 Thoughts question marks. Thoughts is good.
Thoughts is good. Thoughts.
And then it's like, what? And then you're like, thoughts. Okay.
And then you never know where your friend's going to go.

Speaker 1 Like, they're going to

Speaker 1 you know they're drunk They're just gonna start talking about whatever's on their mind.

Speaker 1 Yeah, thoughts thoughts thoughts is good thoughts is funny It's good because it puts it on the other person right there Yeah, and it'll just be like you know, you're you're walking around drunk you see you know you walk past your friend 10 times big what's good you're back thoughts thoughts I like that

Speaker 1 and then

Speaker 1 she got any friends oh good one because your friends will talk about their their you know girls are talking to him back she got any friends yeah

Speaker 1 And hopefully they do. So my last one is: I don't know how you guys can maybe help me through it.
It's not like a specific phrase, but it's like

Speaker 1 making super aggressive plans for the next day that you're not going to do. Oh, yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, how would I, I don't know if that, if I can just say it that, that making super just like or like future plans.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but if like no, no, it should be tomorrow because it's like you plan on going out to get like brunch. Yeah, brunch

Speaker 1 calls tomorrow when you know that nobody's going to wake up before 10 a.m. And they're like, Gail, okay, so we're going to meet at 9.45 at this diner, and then we're going to go out.

Speaker 1 It's like, we're going to be fine tomorrow. Let's run it back tomorrow.
Let's run it back tomorrow. It isn't bad.

Speaker 1 I think you could just simply be making aggressive plans for tomorrow that you won't keep. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You don't say that to your boys. Yeah, so I'm.
It's got to be that. If it's not Rushmore,

Speaker 1 I'm going to agree with Hank on this one. It has to be.
Like, what do you say to your boys when you're drunk? All right, let's run it back tomorrow. Okay, let's run it.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, oh, yeah, dude, let's,

Speaker 1 you know what? Let's go get brushed. Let's run it back tomorrow.
Let's run it back tomorrow. Let's go get brushed tomorrow.

Speaker 1 Let's run it back tomorrow.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because that happens so much. You're just like, oh, we'll do this.
We'll do that.

Speaker 1 Go to a Cubs game. Yeah, oh, we'll golf.

Speaker 1 I once signed up for a 5K when I was drunk, but just didn't show up the next day. Yeah.
That's great, though. Yeah, it was great cancellation.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I've only done a 5K once in my life, and you made me do it. yeah and you cheated

Speaker 1 yeah yeah i would have cheated more if i didn't have to you're gonna have to do that again this year by the way all right so i'll do it i'll do it this time for my fourth one i'm gonna say i don't know i think this is you're the best oh that was your last one no hang who turns it sorry who turns it hank my bad that's right

Speaker 1 uh

Speaker 1 i really think Insert your quarterback's name here is going to be awesome this year.

Speaker 1 Let me rephrase that. I really think quarterback's name is going to have a big year.

Speaker 1 I like that because it happened to me today, and I don't know if that's people just trying to be nice to me, but I had multiple people. I'm like, yeah, Caleb Williams can be awesome.

Speaker 1 It happened to me twice today already. Where you just, whoever your quarterback is, you're like,

Speaker 1 I think the system suits him really well.

Speaker 1 The offensive coordinator is going to be good. Like, when in doubt, just talk about your sports teams or their sports teams.
He reminds me a lot of Lamar Jackson.

Speaker 1 I like that.

Speaker 1 I like that. I like that.
I really think quarterbacks are going to be good. Max, have you said that to anybody?

Speaker 1 No, I think that Jalen Hurts is going to be good. Everyone knows Jalen Hurts is a good quarterback.
Is he okay? Is he? Yeah, Jalen Hurts is the guy. Oh, he's a good quarterback.

Speaker 1 Having to say he's the guy means you might be doubting. It's interesting that he said that he's good.
Like, if I had the guy, I would be like, he's a fucking beast.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Max, did you ever figure out who that Eagle is here today?

Speaker 1 What? The Eagle? Trevor Keegan, that was on on me. That was bad.
He just got drafted. He just got drafted.
Big Hat was like...

Speaker 1 I hyped you up. But that was also on you because you didn't know him.
Of course not.

Speaker 1 He hates me.

Speaker 1 He was like, I'm an Eagles player. And then I happened to be walking by.
He's like, Max is a die-hard Eagles guy. And then he looked at me.
He's like, if you're such a die-hard Eagles guy, who am I?

Speaker 1 I'm like, I don't fucking know, dude. Yeah, but that's like a...

Speaker 1 2% of the fan base.

Speaker 1 He was like a mid-fifth round pick. Also, shout out Graham Glasgow.
He's probably going to be a beast. Graham Glasgow is the nicest guy in the world.
He really is. He's the best.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Talked to him for like 20 minutes. Yeah.
He's a best. He's a great dude.
Graham Glasgow. Last pick.

Speaker 1 I crushed this draft.

Speaker 1 Where are we going after this? You think so? That's a good. That's a great one.
Where are we going after this?

Speaker 1 That's a great pick. Yeah.
You just said that.

Speaker 1 That is a good pick.

Speaker 1 I mean, I think that's a good question. That's a great last pick.

Speaker 1 Because you're always trying to find the next move. Yeah, you're always trying to find the next move.
Like, where we go and like where they're at. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You'll just be like, if I lose this draft, this is another reason of like everyone hates me.

Speaker 1 No, that max. That's a flesh not gonna happen.
That's a good strategy. Just attempting to literally miss the one-one.
Yeah. Your one-one was easy.
Your one-one was terrible. I love you guys.

Speaker 1 I fucking love you, dude. Yeah, no, that was an easy one.

Speaker 1 Your 1-1 was look at that girl.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no. I fucking love you is the easiest.
Yeah, that is. The easiest one-what you're talking about.
When I'm talking,

Speaker 1 you're saying that when you're

Speaker 1 drunk guys don't look hot. drunk guys don't like looking at other chicks and like not hitting on them

Speaker 1 I'm more likely to be like dude. I love you.
I fucking love you.

Speaker 1 No, I do that too. Like right now, I love you.
I fucking love you. I love you.
I fucking love you, dude. I'm not going to be like, look at that chick.
Right.

Speaker 1 That sounds like you're a stalker. So creepy.
Yo, look at that chick.

Speaker 1 Look at her.

Speaker 1 I also love my fucking girlfriend. Look at her.

Speaker 1 That's the thing about me.

Speaker 1 I was thinking for the masses like dudes love talking about like yeah dudes love doing that look at that they do that's also that is a thing

Speaker 1 talked yourself into a last place no i haven't i actually crossed this without a doubt for sure for sure um all right honorable mentions real quick i have a couple old dude old guy ones i've been washed there's

Speaker 1 like uh kind of like the

Speaker 1 we should do this more often every time i've ever gone on a bachelor party it's like dude wouldn't it be sick if we just got a house? Like all of us together? Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 1 Like just and like live, like left our lives and just hung out in a house. Dude, you're in that like mid, mid, like second day bachelor party.
Let's write a movie. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's another one where you're drunk. You're like, everything's so funny.
Like,

Speaker 1 we should fucking, we should write a movie. And then, and then, like, it does, unfortunately, you.
With your friends, it's like, how are the kids? That kind of sucks, but that does happen.

Speaker 1 Yeah, compound talk. I have compound talk on almost every like bachelor big group hangout.
It's like, let's get a fucking compound. Yes.
All live together. Pool in the middle.
Let's get a house.

Speaker 1 Get a money cheap house. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 I do the move because guys don't really talk to each other that deeply. I do the move at the end of the bachelor parties.

Speaker 1 I just tell all my friends, like, tell me one thing that I can bring home with me when I get asked. Yeah, that's good.
Like, give me like a work thing, a family thing.

Speaker 1 Just give me one thing I can be like, oh, yeah, he's doing this. Honorable mentioned, did you hear how bad Max's Mount Rushmore was the other day? Yep.
Now, this is going to crush. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Hank, how many bachelor parties have you been to? Good question. Three?

Speaker 1 Not that many. How many have you guys been to? A lot.
15? Yeah. I would say, yeah, somewhere around 20-ish.

Speaker 1 I've been to... Well, I've been to two of my two brothers, but I haven't been to any of my friends yet.
And like, I'm waiting for that moment.

Speaker 1 I'll put this out there. Max is a good bachelor party hang.
The other one that I like to do, like again, like this is more just what I do, but I just like to be like, sup. Oh, yeah.
Stop saying

Speaker 1 that. That wouldn't have played.

Speaker 1 Max, I'm jealous of him. No, but I'm thinking, like, when I'm with my friends, if I'm walking, I was like,

Speaker 1 sup. What about,

Speaker 1 I think she's into you, or I think she's into me?

Speaker 1 Like,

Speaker 1 you run into a rush of water. Like, after someone says, look at that chick? Yeah, but then after you look at her, she comes by.
Yeah. And then she just says something nice and walks away.

Speaker 1 And then you say, I think she's into me, or I think she's into you. Except everyone has that one friend that thinks.
I'm in love with blank.

Speaker 1 Everyone has that one friend that thinks every chick is into him. Yeah.
You're like, dude, that's just not possible. Oh, the cart girl.
I think she's into me. Oh, yeah.
She's into me.

Speaker 1 Max, the bachelor party, I'm jealous because

Speaker 1 I would say so. Yeah, I've been to probably about 15, roughly.
Big cat, can I give you a quick note? What? People,

Speaker 1 they're going to cook you up for a posture. Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
I'm drunk. I'm just looking at it.
I'm retired.

Speaker 1 I'm in retirement now so i'm set i'm not wearing my kelsey cutoff jersey right now i feel like shit i'm in retirement uh

Speaker 1 bachelor parties like one through nine are the best then you get that like summer where you do a bunch and you're like i'm kind of burnt out so then it becomes a little bit of a chore but then you got to hold on because the last couple are also the best because you're like these are the end like the last couple that i did i was like this is the end like i know all my friends are are married like i'm this is it.

Speaker 1 This is all I got. Really live it up.
Yeah, I'm in like the middle of wedding season right now, but none of them are like my really close boys.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you don't have to be like, you don't have friends, is what he's saying.

Speaker 1 I have so many fucking friends, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 Um, but

Speaker 1 a lot of weddings, a lot of bash of parties. Hypothetically speaking,

Speaker 1 just boys talking here.

Speaker 1 My best friends. Wait, wait, wait.
What? Wait, hypothetically speaking,

Speaker 1 boys talking here. What? Hank and Max, Shane and Memes, you can chime in.

Speaker 1 At some point in the future,

Speaker 1 if you decide to get married, would PFT and I be invited to your bachelor party? Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, Shane? Shane says no. Yeah.
Probably a smart.

Speaker 1 I say yes, but you guys will not come. I'll come to your...
No, I'm not going to come to you. I would say yes, and you guys better come to yourself.

Speaker 1 Oh, I'll come to yours.

Speaker 1 I think Hank is the only one that would come to my bachelor party. I would come for a day.
Max, I would go. I'd come for a day.
Wait, where is it? My shore. No, no, no.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 my dream bachelor party is a force, I'll say it right now, but it's

Speaker 1 so far away that no, it's a force. Well, Hank, Hank's going to have like Tom Brady and Jason Tatum on his bachelor party.
I would want to do like darts in like Ireland or England

Speaker 1 and golf. And golf.

Speaker 1 Mine is like also like a big sporting event. It wouldn't even be the real

Speaker 1 darts environment. But it would be, that seems like the best boys vibe.
What do you got? Mine is also a big sporting event, which is sad because it's like

Speaker 1 I'm not a huge Penn State football fan, but like I think a Penn State weekend at like

Speaker 1 UCLA would be fun or like Washington. Like I want like a sporting event that I care about.
You want like Penn State, fucking Michigan? Like November. Yeah, that would be fun.
Max is correct.

Speaker 1 I am not going to Happy Valley for a match.

Speaker 1 Not Happy Valley. I wanted a weigh game.
This is stupid. Let's not talk about this.
Okay, yeah, good point. All right, we're going to do Will with the concussion test.
Okay,

Speaker 1 we're going to end the show.

Speaker 1 Beer games

Speaker 1 with the drunkest guy in the world. That's Will Compton.
You did it, bro. Yeah.
You did.

Speaker 1 You did it. Thank you.

Speaker 1 Y'all sat there like, obviously, me and you went back and forth, but it's sitting there like

Speaker 1 Big Cat's like, hey.

Speaker 1 What if we come and surprise everybody? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Because I'm sitting there stubborn as fuck thinking like, hey, if there's anything to salvage it, go ahead and do it. Blah, blah, blah.
We'd be up for it.

Speaker 1 Big cat had the idea that everybody come and like come together. And legitimately, bro, walk a fuck a flame.
You guys coming and having fun.

Speaker 1 You sitting there being like, hey, I didn't know that was what it was. My fault.
Blah, blah, blah. I didn't know that.
It truly meant a lot. Legitimately.
I love that. I didn't know that you were not.

Speaker 1 I know about the stuff behind the scenes you were dealing with. I was making jokes, but I'm very happy that we're going to be honest.
dude. I did retire.
So much fun. I retired from drinking games.

Speaker 1 You can't retire. I retired from you are.
I retired from drinking games. The ultimate warrior to now? Yeah.
You cannot retire. I've decided to declare myself professional.

Speaker 1 I'm going to enter the pro sphere. I left myself open to unretire,

Speaker 1 but I'm retired as of right now. Yeah.
I need a break. I might be retired.

Speaker 1 I might be retired tomorrow morning when I wake up.

Speaker 1 Yes. And then we'll see.

Speaker 1 As of right now, I'm I'm ready to when you did another beer Olympics, I'm in it. Wouldn't even max, bro.
Like, Hank, Max, the boys being like, Hey, are we gonna move it? Yada, yada, yada.

Speaker 1 You guys buying in. Honestly, all we ever wanted was you guys to be fired up.
And it was, it was awesome. You know that.
Yeah, no, I know.

Speaker 1 All we ever wanted was doing Nashville because this was fucking awesome. It was great.
The best, bro. I'm sitting there looking at Taylor.
I'm like, dog,

Speaker 1 this we should never leave. Yeah, bro.
This is it. I might have said on a confessional that I wanted to go home.

Speaker 1 But that's a fair thing for a guy who's 39 with three kids and getting his ass kicked in a pool by offensive linemen. And I was just like, I just want to go home and like see my kids.

Speaker 1 You know what my favorite part was? No spoilers, but we did lose one event early.

Speaker 1 And just getting into the pool and hanging out in the pool for like an hour while everyone else competed, that was maybe the best time.

Speaker 1 Just like chilling with Dana Beers, who, by the way, he doesn't drink beer anymore. Right.

Speaker 1 But yeah, yeah, just hanging with him and Glenny Balls in the pool. What a blunt rotation that was.
You're sitting there looking at cats, and it's kind of like, hey, are we about to get fucked up?

Speaker 1 You kind of know, like, yo, we're about to get wrecked. Yeah.
Should we fully go there? And think about it. Jerry buying all the way in.
Like,

Speaker 1 dude, the three-beer chug is a genius starting thing because I was like,

Speaker 1 you were thinking about going

Speaker 1 strategy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, we we're thinking about ditching it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Because some of us aren't that good at chugging beers.

Speaker 1 Will's got

Speaker 1 behind his eyes right now.

Speaker 1 Will's pumped up right now. I don't blame him because he holds me behind his eyes.

Speaker 1 I love it.

Speaker 1 I am truly

Speaker 1 like I am. I figured out.
What do you think about Bureau Zimpics where everybody just slams beer and then we get really fucking skinny after that? Ooh, I like that.

Speaker 1 Manjaro, where we just fucking shoot ourselves.

Speaker 1 Will, I do feel bad that I pulled you in the pool when when you had your phone in your pocket, but it still works. Dude, it made for the best content.

Speaker 1 Because you're sitting there and you're like, you know, obviously we went through whatever we went through. Fuck it.
Fuck it. We had to bring it back to Nashville.

Speaker 1 If Dave doesn't do that, we obviously do not bring it back to Nashville. It is what it is.
You guys want it the entire time.

Speaker 1 And when you're sitting there in the fucking pool pulling me in, like that's the moment. Dude, You saw my ass truly did not matter.
I'm like, yo, big cat's pulling me in. I sound ridiculous

Speaker 1 because we're fucked up right now, but I'm seriously thinking, like, yo, I love this, bro. I love you.
I love it. Hey, I love you.

Speaker 1 I love you. Hey, Will, guess what? Right now,

Speaker 1 you're getting paid for this. Like, I fucking like.

Speaker 1 This is the dream job. Yes.
Will, have you ever uttered the words when you were drunk with your boys? Hey, look at that chick

Speaker 1 when we were fucking Taylor and I were in the fucking mix of it and we were against bakhtiari everybody that wasn't that was a weird way hey people were rooting for us we're kind of rooting against bakhtiari

Speaker 1 and we're sitting there like looking at his wife like hey we have to steal

Speaker 1 we have to steal we have to beat him in front of his wife we have to take this that's like that's man shit that's a whole thing to say like when you're at a bar and you see like a hot girl like look at that girl yeah bro i need to contact you max even you legitimately i gotta gotta, we gotta steal that guy's wife.

Speaker 1 You guys pulled me out. I'm not saying that.
I'll tell you what, I almost teed him up for that. One thing on a ref, I went on a ref jersey.

Speaker 1 One thing I noticed with Will and Taylor, they, oh shit, oh no, I just spilled.

Speaker 1 You guys got a Spartan mentality for sure. Like, we pull up to the gate, and you're like, we're the 300.
We're these Persians.

Speaker 1 And Taylor, last year, like, we were kind of, you know, a little abrasive about

Speaker 1 people beating us.

Speaker 1 But, dude, you guys, big cat, you guys stepping in. It was,

Speaker 1 I am hammered to think about it. I think Taylor really cares about this couch.

Speaker 1 Absolutely, bro. Yeah, he absolutely cares about that couch.

Speaker 1 Taylor left. I promise you.
He's sitting there thinking, like, damn, I wish they would just let me know.

Speaker 1 Can I please be a part of this? I said, swear. I said to him, I tried to call him.
Call him right now. Max, you too, bro.

Speaker 1 Like, the moment that you were sitting there, like, hey, are they going to cancel this? Yada, yada, yada. Obviously, I was fired up about it.
It is what it is.

Speaker 1 When you guys fully bought in, got off the fucking trailer and the body armor

Speaker 1 and bought in, dude, Max,

Speaker 1 I was

Speaker 1 so fired up, bro. Yeah, no, it was so much fun.
Number one, because PFT, obviously,

Speaker 1 we have our commonalities about the whole thing. But even Big Cat, we went back and forth about it all.
Big Cat was on vacation. Dude, I'm so happy you guys came.
I'm happy you guys came. Legitimate.

Speaker 1 I am so hammered. We're for the boys.

Speaker 1 Your boys are smiling right now because I'm hammered, but I'm legitimate. We're for the boys.

Speaker 1 I'm so hammered. Respect.
So, I was thinking earlier today that I don't remember any of the questions that they asked us when we did the interview earlier. Yeah, we have a concussion time.

Speaker 1 I have no idea.

Speaker 1 You guys ready? Carlos Dunlap. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
He's going to ask a question. No, no, no.
I'm going to ask a question. Go ahead.
We just got to get ready. We got to nail these.

Speaker 1 Okay. We're with each other.
We got him. We got him.
Boys.

Speaker 1 Let will go go first, PS. Okay, we'll try hard, and then we'll step it out.

Speaker 1 I know a couple, I don't know all of them. Dude, I was trying to remember the story this morning.

Speaker 1 Oh, I have no idea. All right, ready? And I don't know.
The first one is four random words, which is the toughest one, probably. I do know what do you mean?

Speaker 1 I know at least four random words from the interview that we just did. My mind actually might be sharper than it's ever been because one of them was titled.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let him try.

Speaker 1 Let him try. Let him try.

Speaker 1 Let's say Carlos Dunlap. Nope.
No. You're

Speaker 1 not that.

Speaker 1 I think one of them was Tits. No, it's TitsandAscalore.com.

Speaker 1 Yes, yes. That's what he said.

Speaker 1 I actually love doing this because my mind,

Speaker 1 I haven't thought of it until this morning, and I was like, damn, I got to do it. But what's the reason? I steel trap because Will used to jerk off to it.
Jerk off.

Speaker 1 I think there should be a reasoning for each of these. My dad.
Oh, I might not have reasonings.

Speaker 1 My dad pulled me aside and go, hey,

Speaker 1 what's titsanascalore.com? And I'm like,

Speaker 1 he goes you ever fucking log on to that i will box

Speaker 1 i will box your fucking jaws in yeah i'm not joking i love my dad dude bill comdon jr is the absolute wait you're will compton the third the third williamer the third the third but my dad is

Speaker 1 was hardcore

Speaker 1 for whatever reason about porn because my boy We go over to his spot like, oh shit, we can hit up some porn

Speaker 1 and my parents parents won't know. We go over to his spot, jerk off together, yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm not joking. Yeah, no, no, me and my boy, me and my boy Logan.

Speaker 1 Logan's out there taking strays. Yo, shout out, Logan.
If you're listening for AWL, it's awesome. You got to a jerk off list.
We would sit there and, like, yo, we had a jerk-off moment.

Speaker 1 Hey, we would stare at each other? Yeah, hey, you do your thing, I'm going to go in the other room. I'd leave the other.
Hey,

Speaker 1 you swap seats. It sounded like you were staring at each other right now.
He would hit the thing, and his dad was like, Hey, you guys got to chill out. Like, I have to clean the computer up.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because then he's going to get in trouble.
Yeah. Not because of calm.
The woman of the house. Yeah, not because of all that stuff.

Speaker 1 I'm sitting there like, yo, you're defiling his dad.

Speaker 1 Yo, because we would get done every day, probably middle school. Yeah.
And we'd be like, yo, we can, we can, uh, we can drink off of Logan. Yeah.
Logan, yeah. Logan would have us in the basement.

Speaker 1 His dad would find all this shit and be like, hey, you guys got to calm down because you guys are out of control. You drive by his house to this day and get a boner.

Speaker 1 Hey, your mom's going to find you out.

Speaker 1 Your mom's going to find you out. And that was Tits and Askalord.
Tits and Ascalord.

Speaker 1 You have so much more to get through. My dad was like,

Speaker 1 hey, you have to get that.

Speaker 1 Do you have any other of the words? I have all

Speaker 1 the other words. No, three more.
Three more. I have the other three.
Carlos Dunlap. No.
No, that's. I have them all.
Ready? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Monday,

Speaker 1 30%

Speaker 1 vibes.

Speaker 1 All of those are correct. Let's go.
Vibes.

Speaker 1 Now, I don't know what Monday. Oh, Monday is because you told me.

Speaker 1 You know, Monday. That's what I'm saying.
And it was on Monday. Not the 25th.
30%, I think, is Taylor Swift. Yep.
All right.

Speaker 1 That she was going to come to beer games. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Which is... That was my favorite.
Hey, they drove a boat. Hank was ready to kill somebody.
No, no, no, wait, we're going to get to that. We're going to get to that.
He's got to do the...

Speaker 1 I don't know what I don't know what vibes were. I think it's just bring the vibes to the beer Olympics.
You want me to tell you what vibes were? Where's vibes?

Speaker 1 That was when you were going to trade our memes for their memes. Oh, yeah.
Better vibes. They were the vibes, guys.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 What do you mean by our memes for their

Speaker 1 memes for one of your memes, guys?

Speaker 1 You said we had to add. That's memes.
You said we had to add cash for your memes. Cash considerations.

Speaker 1 That's Shane, by the way. He's never had a hot dog.

Speaker 1 Hey, walk a fucking flame being like, yo, we need glizzies. Yeah.
Is that not insane? He said that? Yeah, yeah. Shane would have had his first glizzy.

Speaker 1 He goes, how are we going to have a white boy party? And we're going to be drinking and being drunk. And we're not going to have Glizzy's.
I was like, hey, Mr. Walker Flocks.
He was awesome.

Speaker 1 Good question.

Speaker 1 You know, Shane's never had a lemonade. Yep.
You? You never had a lemonade? Lemonade or a hot dog. He had his first sandwich last week.
He's never had a cupcake. Legitimately, you never had a cupcake.

Speaker 1 Never had a cupcake.

Speaker 1 Why? And he's never had pretzels. Why? He's weird, dude.
Yeah. He's a weirdo.
I truly know what we're doing. So wait, wait, wait.
Forget why you're laughing. Our memes

Speaker 1 for your memes and a bro to be named later.

Speaker 1 Fuck that, dude. We'll take your guys' memes.

Speaker 1 You can have them. Why is that funny?

Speaker 1 I don't understand why you're sitting there laughing about you. Oh, shit.
Breaking moves. Oh, no.
Breaking moves. This better not be serious.
Breaking moves.

Speaker 1 Breaking something serious. Dude, the fucking Swift.
Taylor Swift. Breaking Moose.

Speaker 1 I want Will's thoughts first.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 The Brooklyn Nets have agreed in principle on a trade to send Mikael Bridges to the New York Knicks for

Speaker 1 Bojan Bogdanovich. Four unprotected first-round picks, a protected first-round pick via Bucks, an unprotected pick swap, and a second-rounder sources till ESPN.
Will, thoughts?

Speaker 1 Dude, I am so fired up for JJ Reddick being the LA Lakers.

Speaker 1 Will's a huge, huge NBA guy. Second round pick swap protected some first rounders and boged on Bogianovich.
Is he going to the Lakers? No, they're going, it's the Knicks and Knicks.

Speaker 1 I don't get what they're doing. Brooklyn and Manhattan.
Shane's laughing at you right now.

Speaker 1 Shane, shout out Shane. Shout out, Shane.
Dude, I have no clue what the fuck's going on with the NBA. Shane watched his first hockey game last night.

Speaker 1 All right so wait wait when jj got that when jj got the call i remember texting like dog hey your pizza takes are terrible but shout out you for getting the la lakers job it's pretty good because he's thinking about going to uh uh franklin

Speaker 1 what he's thinking about going to franklin in nashville bro what

Speaker 1 frankly what oh like right like moving

Speaker 1 franklin tennessee oh moving but now he's moved to la yeah yeah but at the drop of the hat yeah he sat there and called me. He goes, Hey, comp,

Speaker 1 you and Taylor, he goes,

Speaker 1 keep it,

Speaker 1 keep what you guys got.

Speaker 1 And I literally sat there and I'm thinking to myself, what the fuck is he talking about? Yeah, is there a reason you're telling me that? That's how I feel right now. He goes, man,

Speaker 1 keep it simple. Oh, and I was like,

Speaker 1 hey,

Speaker 1 he goes,

Speaker 1 I go,

Speaker 1 what's happening right now? Is this not the most insane? I go,

Speaker 1 I go, can I,

Speaker 1 I'm believing what's on the internet, right? Like, you're the LA Lakers. Coach.
He's like, no, no, I'm not. I have no clue what's about to happen.
I'm about to call.

Speaker 1 He said, I'm about to call the

Speaker 1 Franklin. Franklin.
Franklin. Franklin, the Franklin Mayor.
Game 7 Series. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 NBA Finals. I'm about to call the Finals.
That's the Game Seven. You didn't know the name of the Finals? Yeah,

Speaker 1 he goes, that's all I know. I'm focused on.
Talking, Michael. Laughing.

Speaker 1 And I'm laughing with him. Because I gave him a couple schools because he was asking, like,

Speaker 1 you know,

Speaker 1 what are the spots down south in Franklin that would be good?

Speaker 1 I'm giving him a couple schools, but I'm like, laughing. I'm like, is there a reason you're telling me this? He goes, man, he goes, I have a few masters.
He goes, I have the master, like,

Speaker 1 the old man of the three, that's a master. He goes, Tom, LeBron, big boss, yeah.
Yeah, he goes, LeBron, this new pod I came out with, that's a master. ESPN is a master.

Speaker 1 All these things are masters. He goes, what you and Taylor have is so fun.
You guys need to just keep it simple. Right.
Don't get caught up in everything else.

Speaker 1 And we're literally,

Speaker 1 I'm sitting there thinking to myself, yo, JJ Reddick is calling me. He had called me.
And I'm thinking to myself,

Speaker 1 is he the new LA Lakers that goes? Because I'm congratulating him. And he's sitting there, like, hey, keep what you and Taylor have.
And we sit there in silence for a moment.

Speaker 1 And I go, is

Speaker 1 there a reason you're telling me this? And he's like, man, you have all these different masters. What you guys have in the Barstow world.
And you guys can relate to this.

Speaker 1 He's like, you guys have so much fun.

Speaker 1 Like, when you you make it serious, it is a different world that you guys are in. Talking to Mike Billy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, This is

Speaker 1 a different world that you guys are in. Yeah.
Just make sure you continue to have fun

Speaker 1 and make the most of it. I love that.
It is great. No one gives us notes about anything.
We just get to say, we get to do this. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm sitting there like JJ Reddick is calling me. My fucking

Speaker 1 boys that is obsessed with JJ Reddick back in the day, NCAA,

Speaker 1 you're fighting for Duke or UNC,

Speaker 1 and this dude is calling me, telling me, being like, hey, what you guys have, keep it. Do you think, keep it safe.
Do you think JJ can make LeBron better than MJ?

Speaker 1 I have no clue.

Speaker 1 I say that. I am absolutely hammered right now saying that.
You are? Yeah. Oh.

Speaker 1 Wait.

Speaker 1 What do you think about the Mikhail Bridges trade, though?

Speaker 1 I don't even know who that is, bro.

Speaker 1 I don't know who that is. I'll explain it to you.

Speaker 1 Boganovich.

Speaker 1 Mikhail Bridges, Max is very upset right now because Mikhail Bridges is one of his favorite Villanova players, and now the Knicks have literally every single Villanova player that he loves.

Speaker 1 I also know him, like, I've known him for a very long time. I've known him since I was in middle school.
When you say that, what does that mean? It's like if the Cowboys had every Nebraska player. No.

Speaker 1 Like,

Speaker 1 I grew up with Mikal. Like, I know Mikal, and I'm upset.
And he's a Sixers fan, and the Knicks are really good, and they lost all the stuff.

Speaker 1 And they have all of my Nova guys and I hate and Jay Wright's probably gonna coach him it was the one thing that

Speaker 1 part yeah it was the one thing that I could hold on to Dan Hilly's gonna coach him and do a better job coaching than the Jay Wrights yeah it was the one thing that I could hold on to because I'm a huge Nova basketball fan and for forever I was like all right at least McCal's not there like I know I've known Mikal since I was in like the sixth grade yeah

Speaker 1 and now he's with like my least favorite team with like all my other favorite players in Nova and it really hurts And I was just going through it right there trying to figure it out.

Speaker 1 You're upset. No, I'm very upset.

Speaker 1 I'm actually very upset. He's very upset.

Speaker 1 Are you a basketball guy for real? Yeah. I am as big of a...
He's ahead. Yeah.
I'm as big of a villain. I'm more of a Villanova basketball fan

Speaker 1 than anything. He's about to cry.

Speaker 1 So all of the Villanova basketball guys being at the Knicks sucks. Sucks, especially the one guy that, like, if I were to see Mikala walking down the street, I'd be like,

Speaker 1 that's my guy. Like, I

Speaker 1 When you see JJ get the head coaching in for the Lakers,

Speaker 1 what does that mean to you? Literally nothing. I don't care about the Lakers at all.
Like, I care about... Will interviewed one basketball player, and that's all he brings it back to.
No, I love that.

Speaker 1 I love that. Dog, no questions, big cat.

Speaker 1 I'm sitting there and I'm like, I remember hitting my boys up because they were so obsessed with J.J. Reddick.

Speaker 1 Everybody was. Every white boy was that, you know, tried to shoot the three.

Speaker 1 And when we had him on the pod, I remember hitting my boys up, like, yo, JJ Reddick came on the podcast. He had an abysmal

Speaker 1 pizza review about, you know, whatever he said. Shit, it was garbage.
But other than that, I'm thinking to myself, like, yo, how sick is it that JJ Reddick came on the podcast?

Speaker 1 How sick is it that JJ Reddick came on the podcast? You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 And now that he has the head coaching job, I'm not a big basketball guy.

Speaker 1 You know, clearly, I'm not sitting here,

Speaker 1 you know, JJ Reddick's sitting here.

Speaker 1 What was it, a fourth-grade coaching head coaching job?

Speaker 1 He's kind of like a pioneer for a guy who is

Speaker 1 like that. Athletes, podcaster, everything else.
It just fires me up that he has a head coaching job. And it's crazy.
Sal LeBron James, low-key, made himself into a head coach.

Speaker 1 And And it's crazy that Nova has

Speaker 1 all these players on Knicks. That is crazy.
When you say Nova, is that where Max comes in?

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. Max is picking up.
Hill Bridges just got shot. So you do hate JJ?

Speaker 1 I have no. Like, JJ means nothing to me right now.
I don't know. I'm like going through it right now that, like.

Speaker 1 Also, Will, this is another thing. The Sixers were also rumored to go after him because the Sixers drafted Macau

Speaker 1 when you say Sixers traded him. You're saying Philly went after JJ to be the head coach.

Speaker 1 We already had JJ. Philly had JJ.
Hey, hey, Will, let's bring this back. Will dude, pardon me,

Speaker 1 I'm so sorry. I feel like I'm like fucking up.
It's Beer Olympics. Will, what do you think about the Mikael Bridges trade?

Speaker 1 I don't even.

Speaker 1 I'll be honest. Who's Mikhail Bridges? He's really good.

Speaker 1 Where did he come from?

Speaker 1 He was

Speaker 1 now he's on the Knicks, which is one of Max Lee's favorite teams. Is he a Laker? He's not a Laker.

Speaker 1 Dude, all this has happened. I swear to God, I'm just like rooting for JJ.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I love that. I love that.

Speaker 1 I love that.

Speaker 1 He's ride or die for JJ.

Speaker 1 Out of nowhere.

Speaker 1 That's huge. Yeah, it's like.
JJ. JJ Runner.
Right. My boys, my boys are so...

Speaker 1 I don't know. The The boys are pumped.
Yeah, the boys are pumped. Yeah, big.
The boys are pumped. I sit there and brag to him.
I'm like, hey, literally, JJ Reddick came on the podcast.

Speaker 1 Yeah, good dude. Boy, pig.

Speaker 1 What about somebody beat him? What about Bogdan Bojanovich?

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 He just got traded. Yeah, I'm sorry.
For Mikhail Bridges. That's why y'all are number one, man.
Y'all are, you know. I have no clue who is.
I think he's a JJ guy.

Speaker 1 I think JJ could do something good with him. I'm all about JJ.
Yeah. You are.
I respect that.

Speaker 1 Like, if there's any question out there, if Will Compton is a fan of J.J. Reddick, let's put that to bed with the children.
I'm trying to get it. Let's keep going.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, school.

Speaker 1 AA concussion test, Will. A good home.

Speaker 1 Wait, wait, wait. I have no idea.
We did the words. Okay.
All right. Carlos Dunlap.
That is going to come up, I think. All right.

Speaker 1 All right. Go.
Go. Ask a question.
I have to pull up. I have to pull up.
Like, all right.

Speaker 1 This one's you. You know this answer.
Tennessee. Peerless Price.

Speaker 1 I remember that one. Wait, the question was, where did Peerless Price Price go to school? No,

Speaker 1 yeah, yeah, okay. That's great.
Good answer. Um, who has the longest rush in Super Bowl history? Uh, that would be fat.
Is that fat? Absolutely Parker, yes. Bang.
Next question:

Speaker 1 What running back has led the position in Yak in 2020? Brees Hall.

Speaker 1 You guys are all over now. I'm not, I'm not.

Speaker 1 Let's let's let Will answer.

Speaker 1 Say the question: Brees Lightning.

Speaker 1 What running back has led the position in Yak in the past year?

Speaker 1 Brees Hall. Yeah, Will.
There we go. Fuck yes.
The boy. All right, Will, this one's also for you.
Ready? Oh, come on, Will. Yes, you got this.
You got this. I got you.

Speaker 1 Who was the only AFC team to win a Super Bowl, but not an AFC championship game? This one's for you, Will. Come on, Will.
Jets. Yes, yes.
Yeah, Jets. We got it.
Jets. Yeah.
Jets. God nailed it.

Speaker 1 You guys are so close. Last one, I'm not even going to ask a question.
What is this? No, no, no, no, no, do it. Carlos Dunlap.
Yes.

Speaker 1 That's you. Who is the Bengals all-time sack leader? Hey, that's you, BC.
Florida. Big CD.
Who is the Bengals all-time sack leader? Carlos Dunlap. Yes.
Nailed it.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Do we do the...

Speaker 1 No, we're going to do the riddle, and then the story is the hardest part. Do you think there's still some pizza outside? Yes, 100%.

Speaker 1 I forgot. The story is the hardest part.

Speaker 1 So we're going to do the riddle first, and then we're going to get to the story. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
The doctor is a woman. Oh, I.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Where's Hank?

Speaker 1 My brain is a steel trap. What

Speaker 1 has four fingers and a thumb, but isn't alive? Oh, I remember this. Will, you got it? You got it, Will.
Will, get it. Go, Will.
Will, get it. You got it.
Bang.

Speaker 1 All right. Last thing.
Story. The hamburger helper glove.

Speaker 1 You said that. Okay.
Hang on, hang on. Big hat's got it.
No, no, I have the start. I need some help.
All right. I'm going to ask you details along.
Roan and Hank are in a boat. Yes.
Roan and Hank.

Speaker 1 Already wrong.

Speaker 1 Hank is in a boat. Hank is in a boat with Max.
Yes. Correct.
Hank and Max go to a boat. And then Hank crashes the boat.
Yeah. Yes.

Speaker 1 Wrong. Okay.

Speaker 1 The boat.

Speaker 1 Runs out of gas.

Speaker 1 The boat has a problem. Hank is there to save it.
No. No, no.
Hank and Max are in a boat. We're gonna

Speaker 1 give you out of gas. I'm gonna give you runs out of gas.
That's not exactly correct. I'm gonna give you.
Boat breaks. Engine stalled.
I'm gonna give you. Hank

Speaker 1 engine sauce and then hang no yeah hank hits max in the head with a paddle and decides i'm gonna him up no yeah no

Speaker 1 no yeah no no

Speaker 1 roan shows up bang

Speaker 1 shut up max what was what he show up on though there was a detail he showed up like hey i'm about to save y'all boys no no no no no

Speaker 1 he stalled something blue something blue is correct blue is the correct color which is way more impressive than you remember. Blue something.
It was a blue Robo. Nope.

Speaker 1 He is stabbed in the middle of the moment. Blue Jetsky.
Blue Jetsky. He stabs Max in the head with the screwdriver.
No.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 Dylan will.

Speaker 1 But why did he...

Speaker 1 Roan said, I can only take one of you. Right, yes.
And then Max stabs Hank in the head with a screwdriver. Roan stabs Max in the head.
Roan stabs. Stabs Hank in the head.
Hank. With a screwdriver.

Speaker 1 No, Max stabs Hank in the head with a screwdriver. No, Roan stabs Hank in the head with a screwdriver.
Wrong. Hank stabs Max in the head with a screwdriver.

Speaker 1 Hank stabs Max in the head with a screwdriver. And then he gets on the jet ski.
They drive on. They go back to shore.
There you go. Fenn.
That's the whole story. Is that it? That's the whole story.

Speaker 1 Yeah. You want me to read it?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Max and Hank went out on the boat. Hank was confident in his boating abilities until the engine stalled and we were stuck in the middle of the lake.

Speaker 1 Luckily, Roan had a blue jet ski on the shore and was able to come out for a rescue mission. But the jet ski only had room for one person on the jet ski.
So Hanks stabbed Max with a screw.

Speaker 1 The fact that you remembered screwdriver is very impressive, Will. Very impressive.
I thought that was going to be the one that got everyone out of place

Speaker 1 and hopped. Very impressive.
You just did a good job, Will. That's all.
That was a lot of fun. We had a great day.
We're going to guess a random number right now to end the show. One through 100.

Speaker 1 One through 100. One through 100.
And you can't guess 18.

Speaker 1 I'm down.

Speaker 1 So say any number. Okay, ready?

Speaker 1 It's a number. Hey, hang on a second.
I'm all you gotta do is get the number. I'm just saying a number.
Three games.

Speaker 1 Six, three, Shane.

Speaker 1 I'm gonna say 25 for Michael's Nova number. I'm gonna say eight.
I'm gonna say

Speaker 1 18. Oh, okay.
I'll say

Speaker 1 65.

Speaker 1 What's what what does that mean?

Speaker 1 15. Oh,

Speaker 1 none of us got it.

Speaker 1 Hang on. None of us got it.
None of us got it. It's something that you bust and will probably do in like three years.
Love you guys.

Speaker 1 away.

Speaker 1 I'm the one to say I'll stay anyway.

Speaker 1 Today is a moment.

Speaker 1 Shy

Speaker 1 I'll be coming for your love a day. Shy away.

Speaker 1 I'll be coming for your love a king. Needless to say,

Speaker 1 say it, I'll be so let away.

Speaker 1 Okay, stay after me.

Speaker 1 Expected to be safe this summer. Say after me.

Speaker 1 Expected to be safe this summer.

Speaker 1 me,

Speaker 1 take

Speaker 1 me

Speaker 1 home,

Speaker 1 the only one who

Speaker 1 is

Speaker 1 the only one

Speaker 1 who

Speaker 1 is