Will Compton, Panthers Win The Cup Plus A Drunk Ending Of The Show Live From Beer Games

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That's right. So, we have surprised the boys.
We're going to have Will Compton on the show. We actually taped it a week ago we talk about uh everything that fell apart and then came back together we also are doing a bonus extra uh concussion test where we were given some clues in our interview with will last week and we're going to tape the end of the show after the beer game so you get some drunk pardon my take today we're gonna talk about the.
We're going to do some hot seat, cool throne. And then we have the Mount Rushmore of things you say to your boys drunk, which we will do drunk.
So who knows how that's going to go. I plan on being very drunk for this.
This is going to be, yeah, this is going to be a very unique part of my take because we're going to start sober this morning. Then you're going to hear us talking to Will.
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And Connor McDavid cannot win the big one. That part is unfortunately true, unless you count the Conn Smythe trophy win the big one that part is unfortunately true unless you count the con smite trophy as the big one but the panthers did it they stopped what would have been the most embarrassing uh stanley cup final ever because we've had we've had the 3-1 or sorry we've had the 3-0 um teams lose the hockey playoffs.
Obviously, it's happened in baseball, but never in the actual final. I think it didn't happen in 1942.
Yeah, you're right. Yeah, it was pre-war, and it was the Toronto Maple Leafs.
That's what, yeah, Witt said, yeah, your boy Hitler was still alive. Yeah, he had one good idea, which was to kill Hitler.
Yes, that's true. We can agree on that.
But, yeah, this would have been have been they stole history from us that's kind of how i look at this like congrats to the panthers you earned it you were the better team over the course of seven games however i am i'm mourning the lack of history that was made last night it did feel i i was i was rooting for the oilers i wanted to see conor mcdavid get his big moment it felt like it was all working perfectly you have those times in sports where it's like if you know the whole the whole cliche like if you gave this script everyone would throw it out in Hollywood that's what it felt like if Connor McDavid had a game-winning goal at the end of the third period or in overtime but what the Panthers did is they just they played great defensive hockey and Bob was awesome again and it was an awesome awesome game that that six minute stretch where there was no whistle in the second period it's crazy was so much fun to watch and it ended with a Panthers goal that was basically the game that was the game in terms of game-winning goal but that was the game in the fact that the Oilers had really good chances. The Panthers had really good chances.
There was no whistle. They're going back and forth.
And it was essentially who can ever, whoever can get a goal out of this period is going to win this game. And that's what happened.
Yeah. That was a crazy six minute period.
And I think that the game overall, I don't think was that enjoyable for anybody watching it because it's so stressful. Oh, I enjoyed it because I had no real, like, I had no big bet.
I had no rooting interest. I enjoyed the hell out of it.
You know what I'm saying, though? Like, Game 7s and hockey, it's just all anxiety all the time. Like, both teams' buttholes are puckered up.
All the fan base, they're just terrified of something bad happening. And when you watch that, you can even feel that, at least for me as a neutral party that didn't have a bet on either team that was just I was kind of rooting for history and that's pretty much it I was I was still feeling like it was it was fun because it was sports and it was game seven it was a big moment but the entire time you feel uneasy watching that yeah but I oh I enjoyed watching every second of it I thought it was just awesome every chance the the Oilers that that one chance that mcdavid had like maybe six minutes left where he where he he got the puck poked from him uh it just yeah it was great it was great i love game sevens and yeah well i i know what you're saying but i just as someone who didn't i i wasn't going to sleep different on who like if the oilers won or the panthers won it wasn't going to change my life i had maximum enjoyment of that game i liked it because it was game seven and it meant a lot and you could tell that every moment on the ice like it was an entire like three hours of big moments one right after the other and i think the panthers fans if you would ask them how did you feel watching game seven they probably hated game seven oh yeah they probably hated that was probably you never want to go back and think about any of that again you're going to watch the final minute and you're going to watch you know the celebration afterwards and you're going to feel great about it but that entire game could not have been comfortable because the entire time it was like are we going to be the biggest choke artists in history and not only that but it felt like the last 10 15 minutes of the game was just the oilers in the panthers zone getting chance after chance after chance and then they finally ran out of gas it was kind of crazy actually watching the end when they pull the goalie and the Oilers like I think McDavid fell down in the middle of the ice uh someone else had an errant pass they actually ran out of gas with like a minute left and couldn't even really muster up one final shot.
So as a hockey guy and a sabermetrics guy, I think we can all agree that the goalie should have been pulled with like six minutes left in the period. Yeah, maybe not six, but I don't know.
I think they just four and a half. I think you pull the goalie super early.
Yeah, I feel like I don't know. It just at the end of the game, they didn't get that guy out of there until like a minute, 45, two minutes left.
Well, they got screwed by a couple. They lost a face-off, and then they turned it over, and it was like they just never got the correct setup to get him off.
I do think they should have gotten him off earlier. Six and a half minutes would be a lot.
Well, I'm joking about six and a half, but it should definitely be more than one minute, 45 seconds. Yeah, half four minutes yeah so i think a lot of teams they wait and they like the the clock strikes too and they're like okay now we can pull the goalie because that's what we've seen other teams do but in that situation if you don't win right then what are you doing out there you might as well just go for it right and you just need as many shots as you can get and they never really got set up for that last big shot uh i did not realize how much i like paul maurice until after the game yes and his interviews that he was doing and then i i went back and i watched a bunch of his press conferences from earlier this season yep that guy that's that's central casting hockey coach right there i appreciate the hell out of that guy that i i love him i also love brody the dog did you guys see brody the dog? I didn't see Brody the dog.
Brody the dog was sitting ringside, front row, a giant shaggy ass dog. Oh, I want to see Brody the dog.
You got to check out Brody the dog. I got to check out Brody the dog.
He's that dude. I think that's his name.
Who's the dog? I don't know, but he's an influencer. Brody the dog.
The dog is, yeah. Is he an OnlyFans? I think they call him Brody that dude.
Okay, Brody the dog. Yeah.
Also, shout out Evan Rodriguez. What are you laughing about memes? Hank just, oh, not talking in the mic.
We are in a hotel in Nashville, by the way. We're in a secret covert operation.
No one knows we're here. We'll get to that in a second.
That felt like a personal shock for memes to Hank. You were snickering at him.
Yeah, you were. You both are.
Now the memes is blaming Max. He just pointed at just shane's just sitting in the corner i didn't say something i just i just pointed to the hank to talk into the mic she ordered a ribeye for breakfast and he spat on it before he ate it he always spits on his ribeyes uh all right wait brody the dude brody that dude brody that dude i think if you just look up brody the dog i did look up brody i can't find brody the dog uh what i was gonna say is shout out evan rodriguez uh being the first evan on the stanley cup yeah so um we might know an evan but we're not gonna say who it is because we won't want to ruin the illusion for anyone.
Right. We might know a guy that's really good at picking the lottery ball.
Right. He's not quite his ears a lot.
Yeah. He's not always operating on a hundred, but he's operating really, really close to a hundred.
Correct. Brody.
I, I, can you pull it up? I'm looking Brody, the dog. I mean, Twitter, if you search for Brody, the dog on Twitter, you're just going to, you're going to see someone, you uh you know get hit by a train yeah so okay are you looking for a cute dog well here's a russian soldier getting shot in the head here's an fpv drone attack brody the dog and then his owner is what is his owner like a bodybuilder i don't care about the owner i just i'm obsessed with brody the dog okay i like brody the dog sitting front row imagine being sitting imagine having seats behind brody the dog do you think so the dog influencers careful what oh miss i like miss peaches miss peaches is great but do you how often do you think there is i'm trying to use my words carefully here how often do you think there is um how often do you think fucking happens between two dog owners or a dog owner with that instagram uh handle of their dog uses the dm yeah yes that definitely happens all the all the time yes yes like if you're well not all the time the dog not all the time is that not weird do you not sit back and say hey i just like i i met this chick we hooked up we had a great time we had sex oh how did you guys meet she slid into my golden doodles dms i think that definitely happens a lot.
Yeah has to happen a lot but is that not we is there do you tell that story if you get married to this how did how we met story she thought my dog was cute i think that's how you you say it it's i mean it's no different than going to the dog park taking your dog out on a walk and someone comes up hey can i pet your dog true yeah you want to fuck yeah that's actually a good point it is it's the same thing it's just it's just taking it to the new it's online it's it does feel a little scummy because you you're using pictures of your dog and then at some point she might be sexting with an avatar of your dog sexting back to her do you think you start the sexting off in your dog voice because you have to leave the illusion that the dog is typing right yeah you Yeah. You gotta be like, Oh, I got, I got this bone.
I got a bear. Yeah.
Right. Oh yeah.
So that definitely, thanks for hitting up Brody, the dog. He's got, he's got a red rocket.
He wants to put in your mouth. Yeah.
The, the, the, the, the paw emoji, paw emoji. I also think that probably a lot of times two separate dog influencers parents they start talking to each other back and forth as as the dogs yeah as both yeah play dates they they dm as the dogs in character as the dogs and then at some point be like uh are you talking to me or talking to dog right yeah right and again this is not this is not about miss peaches day because dave is famous in his own right i'm talking about like the people who have no fame but their dog has insane fame you definitely use that dog right because like it's just a regular person then all of a sudden your dog has two million followers yeah people are hitting that up they're not you you have a thought no one knows who you are they know who your dog is and then you start to think that you're famous right because people know your dog right wow yeah okay i never really thought about i would actually like to have a dog influencer on the show yeah we should uh by the way this all counts as stanley cup recap for anyone who i mean it was it was great hockey this all is part of the stanley cup recap so when you say oh you only talked about the stanley cup for two minutes no.
No, no, no. This counts.
It was a great dog. It was fantastic with great seats.
It was a great time. So you want to have an interesting debate? Yeah.
Connor McDavid. Kind of a dick move, not accepting the trophy.
Oh, I like it. I think it's a dick move to give him the trophy.
Yes. You should just, you should be allowed to like take yourself out of the conversation.
Yeah. I lost.
I don't want this. Preemptively decline it.
Yeah. I've seen people having the discourse out there about whether or not he's unclassy for not going out on the ice to accept the trophy.
One, being unclassy to the league. Two, being unclassy to the fans that traveled from Edmonton.
I think that at that point, if you're Connor McDavid, fuck all that. Just go cry in the locker room and do whatever you got to do to get over the loss like it's kind of fucked up to expect a guy to go back out there on the ice and be like thank you for this prestigious award right after the biggest soul-crushing moment of my life there's that is a true no-win situation yeah if he stays and accepts that trophy everyone will make fun of him and say what a loser you won't a loser.
You actually held up that trophy after losing the Stanley Cup.

Yeah, I have no problem with him not accepting it.

Why would you want to accept it?

It's cool that he won it.

He was the best player in these playoffs.

He broke all these records.

But fuck off on giving me that trophy after I just had my guts ripped out and was on the brink of a historical, historical comeback. Yeah, no, I have no problem with it.
I didn't realize. So obviously, I know the Stanley Cup stays in Toronto.
I didn't realize that Conn Smythe does as well. I like the fact that you just don't get any of these trophies in the NHL.
Yeah, that's that's weird. So you don't get a moment with it.
You get a moment with it, but then you have to give it back. You don't get to take it for the summer.
You just have to keep giving back the trophies. Because I was joking, like, if it was, like, the NBA MVP or Super Bowl MVP, they'd get the actual trophy.
If you won that as the losing team, I would sell that in auction so fast and just hope that the cash I got back filled the void of the loss in my heart. Which it't but it would try you certainly can't be proud of that trophy you can't display it no imagine having that in your house no and they're like oh con smith winner congratulations the only way the only way that that con smith trophy becomes cool for conor mcdavid is if he ends up winning like four or five cups yeah and he wins like oh and he wins the con smith in all of those cups and then it becomes a fun little trivia like conor mcdavid has five stanley cups and six con smiths that's cool yeah i would but other than that it's not going to be a cool trophy i would say it's probably the meanest gift you can give to somebody yeah yeah and gary betman did you see he tried he tried so hard to kind of he knew how awkward the moment was.
So he – instead of just saying the Conn Smythe Trophy goes to Conor McDavid, he was like, and this player broke all types of records these playoffs. He broke Wayne Gretzky's assist record.
Like almost like a Mount Rushmore pick being like, this is why I'm picking it. This is why it's a good pick.
You can't give that award to him. No.
It feels very mean. It feels very mean and pointed.
Just give it to Bob. Look, Conor and David, the back-to-back four-point games were insane.
He was not – it's a team sport, but he did not have his big moment in the last, I don't know, five periods of this series, six periods of this series. I would say...
The puck on a stick with an empty net. Right.
Yeah. I would say it would be better to not give him the trophy than it would be to give him the trophy because if you don't give him the trophy, then you know everyone's always going to say, that was a great series, but you know what? Conor McDavid should have gotten the concept trophy.
And so it becomes a positive as opposed to like, yeah, he got it, but he lost the Stanley Cup. Yeah.
It sucks. Sucks for the Oilers, but great for the Panthers throwing rats on the ice.
You know, the Panthers probably are one of the not most shit on fan bases, but they've got to be at the bottom of respect. But there are some diehard panthers fans it's kind of like when when the blackhawks played the kings in 2015 i want to say and i went out to la and i got like mingling with some of the kings fans i realized there was some really really cool very diehard kings fans and that's a fan base that gets shit on as well you know warm weather climate all that stuff i think florida's probably similar where it's like you know it's probably it's not the most popular sport in in south florida but there are definitely some fans that have been along the for the ride for the entirety of this franchise existence and been through some really shitty days and this is a really cool you know being able to stop the most most embarrassing loss in Stanley Cup final history is both satisfying and probably the most, the biggest relief you can possibly have.
Yeah, shout out Brooks. Yeah, shout out Brooks.
Definitely super happy. Yeah, if you're a diehard Panthers fan and you've gone to games over the years where you've stunk, your team has been bad, you're in South Florida, nobody cares about hockey except for you.
You've gone through losing seasons. more battle tested than most fan bases out there and it's it's it's specific to i think hockey more than anything like the warm weather hockey uh fan bases are always going to be up against it yeah you know there's nothing that they can really do to convince the rest of the hockey community that they are actually diehards just by the fact that they're warm weather climates um you have to go to games wearing sweaters in the 99 degree weather right right that's hardcore shit right and and their their uh arenas in a mall i think sunrise yes sunrise sunrise florida the um and and jake jake missed it by two shows to be to be on the list of people who have championships and it would have left only Max.
We can give this to Jake. Yeah, no, Jake was on part of my take for the Stanley Cup Finals, just not the last couple games.
So Jake finishes it off that everyone who's been on part of my take has won some type of championship. Yeah, that's pretty cool.

There's a lot of people in my DM saying that I have to leave part of my take

to ever win a championship.

Oh, unfortunately, you can't legally ever leave.

If you look at your contract,

you're in indentured servitude to me and PFT for the rest of your life.

Good.

So, yeah, that's non-negotiable.

But guess what? You might win one at some point. Phillies look pretty good.
Yeah. Phillies look good.
We'll get to that. Okay.
We'll get to that. We'll get to that.
Yeah. Yeah.
We'll get to that. Corey Perry.
Yes. I'm fortunate for Corey Perry.
What a shame. The right winger on the Oilers.
He, he lost the Stanley cup for his fourth time in five years on four different teams. So he was on the Stars, the Canadiens, the Tampa Bay Lightning, and Edmonton Oilers.
I'm so sad for Corey Perry. Tough for him.
Corey Perry's a fucking scumbag. Why do you not like Corey Perry? I don't know anything about him.
Well, I mean, he was on the Blackhawks this year, then there was all rumors, but I hate him from when he was on the Ducks. Oh, that's right.
I remember he's that guy from the Blackhawks. Yes.
He's a real. But I hated him before he was on the Blackhawks in this shit.
He's a real motherfucker. I hated him on the Ducks, though, because the Ducks and the Hawks went after each other a bunch.
Also, how about this in the Jake Files for... Whoa, that's wild.
Jason Tatum. Yeah.
Kachuk. Yeah.
Went to high school together. Yeah.
Pretty wild. I don't think that's wild because we've heard about it so much.
It's wild. It's lost its wild meter.
It's the Stafford and Clint Kershaw. Yeah, but they've been playing that video for like five years, so it's like the wild meter gone that picture was everywhere last night yeah wouldn't you agree though the wild meter goes down once it to be wild it has to be one of those things that people didn't really expect or didn't really realize but they've hit us over the head with it so much it's kershaw stafford yeah right yeah yeah it's not even wild anymore i still think kershaw stafford's wild yeah i mean it's not it's just say it's wild it's wild um who do you think is the bigger star between those two at their high school kachuk because st louis right yeah big hockey town do you think kachuk's batman tatum's do you think it's order to wear a t-shirt with your own picture on it no yeah i mean you guys have i could find like hundreds

yeah i have no aura perfect is it great find it i have no aura it's a fair point yeah i have no aura you didn't you did you know what the word aura meant like a fucking week ago no no but now i do and it's awesome because it triggers you yeah i just know that it makes heck mad I don't care.

It's just, it's whatever.

It's you guys grasping like as hard as you possibly can for anything. You even said it in your caption that Jalen Brown went all the way to France and then came back for a Red Sox game.
You're like, that's maximum aura. Wow, Jason Tatum was in that picture with him.
I did not say that. Yeah, you did.
No. What did you say? I did not.
What did you say? I said Jalen went from Boston to Paris and then Paris back to Boston. That's dedication.
Oh, okay. Huh.
Interesting. Under a picture of Jason Tatum and Jalen Brown that the Red Sox captioned.
But you didn't mention Jason Tatum in that picture.

Because you couldn't even see him because he has no aura.

No, my point was just that Jalen Brown's dedicated.

You can't even see him.

Well, don't worry.

Jalen Brown might be running you out of business.

We'll get to that.

What? Look at that necklace.

We'll get to it.

Hot seat, cool, throw him.

What is it?

We'll get to it.

Hot seat, cool, throw him.

What is it, Hank?

Tell me. Tell me what it is.
I don well hot seat cool throw okay all right let's just do hot seat cool throw on then um by the way we are just to set the table we're gonna have will compton on that we taped last week and then at the end of the show we're gonna do uh our mount rush more drunk after beer game So you're seeing the whole evolution of today's.

You're basically going on an entire day with us because we're taking this eight in the morning in our hotel room.

And then we're going to be taping the end after beer games in Taylor one's house.

So you're going to get to see it all.

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Nothing left body to metabolize metabolize or eliminate i love i love how dumb athletes are sometimes it's the best it's yeah they're just like someone came up with this was like we'll get at least one guy to buy this one pro athlete to buy this all we need that that probably was the business model they're like let's let's create a necklace and say that it digitally inserts caffeine into your body and then they said well how are we going to make money and they're like uh well did you see the the new max in the nba is 300 million all we need is one guy and they're just get him he's got jalen brown good for jalen brown what's the point of having 300 million dollars if you don't spend it on junk science right i agree i agree it can't hurt right actually probably it could absolutely hurt yeah it could destroy your career 100 percent hurt yeah i'm in though i'm in listen like the new fighting necklace yeah would you say it has aura i'm done answering this question i think if you wear this chain, you have aura. Someone else just say the word aura.
You just hate it so much. I don't hate it.
You hate it because Tatum doesn't have any? Max? Yeah. Well, he knows.
It wouldn't bother him so much if he didn't know that Jason Tatum had no aura. No, like Big Cat literally doesn't know what the definition of aura is.
If you see it, you can can you don't have to know the definition right yeah that's a fact is it not it's subjective and you're never going to accept the fact that they both have it no i mean i i'm i'm going to continue saying aura he's just looking for where he could i'm trying to find him he has checked out until he until he finds out where he no i gotta i gotta buy this necklace i wonder if they make a cock ring uh yeah no hank he doesn't i'm sorry i'm just being realistic it doesn't it bothers him so you're gonna keep doing it Like you've already run into the ground. No, I'm not running into the ground.
It's just eating fat. No, we're shooting it to the moon.
It definitely happens. No.
And you definitely won't. And it'll be funny every time.
No, yeah, it'll be funny every time. Right.
Good thing it doesn't bother you. Okay, let me ask you this.
It so doesn't bother you. When Jason Tatum gets to a microphone, when he's about to give a speech, are you worried? Like, don't say anything dumb.
No. I would be.
This is like the biggest cope I've ever heard. It's not a cope.
Don't say anything cringe, Jason. You guys are like, we can't accept the fact that the Celtics have won the championship.
No, that's easy. How do we try and tear them down? How do we try and create division? It's not tearing them down.
It's just a stating of fact. I think this way with Nick Sirianni.
Yeah, true. Nick Sirianni does not have aura.
No aura. No aura.
But if he had an NBA championship, he'd be like, kiss the ring, bitch. And that's what I'm going to say.
Yeah, but that's fine. But both of those things can be true.
But you can't say kiss the ring. Not for Nick Sirianni.
No, but you can't say kiss the ring, bitch, while at the same time thinking, I wish they would stop talking about his aura. I don't think that.
No. Yeah, you do you're thinking that right now no i think it's just like i'm i hate these guys so much i think i would love it if my team won a championship and the biggest gripe was that their star didn't have aura correct that's a great thing that's a great position to be now a better star a better in your mind yeah a better position to be pft no i'm saying in your mind And the the gripe is that your favorite player doesn't have aura i would love that who said he's my favorite player a better position to be though pft would be winning a championship and having all your guys have aura that would be great yeah it'd be better than having your main guy that you love so much not have a fine aura i said jaden daniel if you have to ask't afford it.
That's a fact. You probably don't know what it means.
Oh, looks like I got you. No, I don't.
I don't care. Go ahead.
Explain it. I don't know.
Define it. I don't know.
See, that's the problem. So he.
There's the problem. He doesn't know what it looks like.
Big Hat. Does Tom Brady have aura? No.
Yes, he does. Yeah.
Agreed. No, he does.
No, he does. I was thinking about it.

He definitely does have aura.

I was going through...

So it's not an anti-Hank thing.

This is just...

We're calling it as we see it.

We're journalists.

KG has a shitload.

Yes.

Painting your nails.

Aura.

Yes.

A good thing you're not upset.

Wait, wait.

I know what you're doing, Hank,

but as an innocent bystander,

you can't say that Caleb Williams

doesn't have aura. He has so much.
He's got... You could say.
If anything, he's got too much aura. Right.
You could say. Would you rather have aura or a championship? I'd rather have both.
Good answer. You didn't see that coming.
No, I didn't. You didn't see that coming.
I'd rather have both. All right.
That was today's aura talk. I'd rather have it on Friday where we somehow trick Hank into talking about this again.
It's not a trick. I'm going to speak.
I'm going to be like, hey, today, you know, I woke up. You're going to be like, this is a city of Aura.
I'd like to have championship Aura. That's what I'd like.
You say that it doesn't bother you. It's the biggest lie ever.
No, it's just like it's one of those things where it's like this conversation is going to happen In circles forever And it's gonna It's just It's like It is annoying Not that I don't care about you guys Acting like Jason Taylor Doesn't have aura I just know that Every time I speak For the next six months It's gonna be like Yeah but Jason Taylor Have aura You really sound like a guy Who doesn't care This past week You've sounded exactly Like a guy who doesn't care You've had week, you've sounded exactly like a guy who doesn't care. Listen, man.
What am I supposed to say? You've had a two-week suck-off on this show. Can we not push your balls once? Absolutely.
People are getting upset at us. I need you in better vibes for today.
Yeah. You're going to have to do better vibes for today.
I need better vibes. You're competing.
We didn't even say that. You're competing in the Beer Olympics.
Yeah, I'm honored. Speaking of that.
People need us to bring you back down a little bit. Otherwise, they're going to unsubscribe from the show.
Oh, that's already happened. I'm starting to think.
Big Cat Sidebar? Yeah. I'm just going to think.
Hank doesn't have a worm. Yeah.
Max? Max? Max has a worm. Big time.
It's not great a worm, but he's got it. Yeah, he's like the kid from fucking Peanuts.
What? Are you talking about Pigpen? Yeah. The dirty kid? Are you talking about the dirty kid from Charlie Brown? No, I think he's talking about Charlie Brown when he misses the...
Oh, is he talking about Pigpen? No, he's talking about Pigpen. Yeah.
But Charlie Brown would have been a better comparison, kicking the field goal. Charlie Brown has aura.
No, no. Snoopy does.
This is like, it's a classic Twitter meme. It's like there's always people on here trying to claim something that's just not true, like Charlie Brown had hoes low key.
No, he did not. Yeah, I think we found more than anything that Hank has no idea what he's talking about when it comes to aura.
Yeah, no, definitely not. Can you send me the link to this necklace i can't find it not anymore fuck you i'm i'm gonna order one though okay um my cool throne is three beers yeah did you guys see this yesterday no nick beans yeah golfer he's never played a pga tour sanctioned event he's never played in an event bigger than a state open.
So no corn fairies, no professional nothing. He was in like a qualifier, just a regular Monday qualifier to get into the Rocket Mortgage Open.
He finished his round. I think he was in contention but still needed some things to happen.
Drank three beers, and then the round ended, and he ended up in a playoff and won the play i love that i love that he said he said he's like they're like how do you think this is going to affect you know you had three beers before the playoff and because it's not an official event because his round was over like it's allowed because like he finished his round he can do whatever he wants he drank three beers they asked him how he felt he's like three beers are going to make me play perfect like yes it's the perfect amount it is it is forget so three beers is like no that's always for the people that say like i need you know you hit a bad shot you have a couple bad holes you're like i need to drink three beers which happens to me every round basically it's true the the the four beer rule is what i've always gone by if you go if you go to the fourth beer you basically have to go to 10 or. Because four beers, if you have four beers, you're signing up for maybe not a hangover, but at least feeling a little off in the morning.
Anything under four, you can survive and feel fine and still get a little buzz. I think three beers is the perfect amount for golfing, especially where it's like you get the buzz going, you're having a good time, but you don't get that crash i don't think it affects your game if anything it makes you more relaxed yeah golf in general is all about finding the golden ratio of alcohol to nicotine to whatever other substances you're ingesting on the course to get to that perfect balance and then just stay at the balance now you never stay at that balance because it's actually perfect for a playoff hole because you get one hole to hit that exact right ratio.

But if you have to play like a back nine and you hit that three-beer level on hole number 11,

guess what?

Then you tinker with it.

You experiment with the level.

Forget about a zillion beers.

Three beers should be a brand.

Yeah, three beers is great.

Three beers and a Phantom, maybe.

Actually, we have to drink three beers to start the beer games today.

Three beers, perfect. Out of a boot, each of us.
That's us that's gonna suck yeah i'm going tortoise and the pear mode yeah tortoise and the pear what they're both tortoises the hair yeah so max yeah we'll we'll go tortoise and the pear mode who's the pear who's the tortoise and who's pear? I'm going to go hare. Your hare? You go hare? I'm jarring the hare.
But he loses the race. Yeah, that's fine.
I always do. Max would read the tortoise and the hare and say, I don't know, man.
I still think the hare's going to win. You're going hare and the pear.
Yeah. Wait, wait.
Max, what place did the hare finish in? The second. Yeah.
Yeah. Okay.
PFT. My hot seat is going to be...
Hank took one of mine. Okay.
I thought I had one. My hot seat is going to be Croatia, because Croatia lost in the eighth minute of stoppage time.
Wait, which one? I just lied about that. Tortoise and the pear.
Yeah, I was going to say, because you didn't know about the necklace, and there's no way you knew about the three beers. Yeah.
No, my- Wait, I didn't- Good catch, Hank. Yeah, yeah.
I was totally going with it. I was just like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
After I said that, and I remembered what Hank's hot seat, Cool Throne was, and I was like, which one am I going to lie about having? Oh, shit, I can't do either one. I guess I'll just fess up to it.
You could do Max. No, no, I actually have some it was just on the on the wrong tab that i opened up so my hot seat is going to be gay paris oh paris for the olympics did you see about the plan that a bunch of parisians had to to fuck with their government no i actually respect this out of the french so um the the president emmanuel macron and i think the mayor hildagogo or whatever of Paris, they were going to jump into the river in Paris to show how clean it was and to promote the Paris Olympics.
So then thousands of French people said, you know what? On this day, we're going to do a flash mob down at the river. We're all going to go into the river and we're going to shit in it so that the shit gets on to our president and the mayor of the city which which is awesome i don't i i have no idea what the politics are behind all this i just think that it rocks to say we're going to take a shit on our president yes i think that's a very fun thing to do but then uh macron said that he's not going to get in the river after all citing like a political concern so he just didn't want to get shit on him kind of a pussy move oh to not jump in the river uh but i stand with the french i do too that's awesome that's an awesome move it's trying to just you know do a quick prank on your on your president take a shit on him why not we one day a year we should all get to shit on the president at least throw stones at him yeah do the lottery yeah but it's always the president it's always Yeah president yeah no there should be like 10 people that get to slap the president and you enter a lottery at the end of every year and then they they draw out of the millions of participants they draw 10 numbers and then you just get to walk into a room and just power slap the fuck out of whoever the president is yeah i honestly think though that if you smacked biden it would be like that show uh is it cake or or what is it cake or not yeah is it cake yeah is it will it cake yeah will it cake you just slap him and it'd just be like wait why do i have cake all in my hand and he just melts or his head might spin 360 degrees around like like in the exorcist and just open his mouth yeah scream at you yeah uh my cool throne is gonna be focusing focusing is on the cool throne because jj reddick new coach of the los angeles lakers he said that he is no longer in the content game he is not doing any podcasts anymore he turned his back on the podcast community that built him up to the point that he's at right now um big time big time backstababbing move on JJ's part.
And I would just like to say, I think we should ban him from part of my take. JJ's banned from part of my take.
No longer invited on the show. I'd still like him on if he'd come on.
Unless he decides to do podcasts again. If he'd like to come on.
If he decides that he can do podcasts again, then he can come back on the show. Yes, yes.
But until that moment, he's banned from part of my take. fair yeah um i mean i would personally i would never take an nba head coaching job that banned me from podcasting nope but that's just me i guess it shows you where the priorities are once and for all they're exactly right exactly uh and then in his introductory press conference he used the f word he used bad language he swore and people are angry about that people are are really angry about that.
I saw Peter Vesey saying he was upset about it. Frank Isola said, enough already with the bleeping profanity in public.
The what? The bleeping profanity in public and during press conferences, politicians, athletes, coaches, over the top. Disgusting.
And JJ would say, I don't really give a fuck. Yeah.
I did kind of appreciate it of appreciate it i liked it also rob palenka had one of the worst haircuts ever which i think was intentional i'm not rob low yeah and also everyone talked about my haircut not talk about the fact that jj reddick's coaching experience is fourth grade yeah that was a bad graphic that they showed tough graphic what is fourth grade volunteer fourth grade volunteer um i think jj will do a good job i just wish they were a little bit more honest about it and especially lebron um because he said that he had uh no interaction or discussion uh with uh jj during the coaching decisions he did a four-month interview on a podcast with him they A four-month interview. They never talked about getting together.
They never talked about that. They never talked about basketball philosophy.
No, they never talked. That conversation was all between the proper channels, J.J.
Redick and Rob Polenka only. How stupid does he think that was a literal interview? Well, what's weird is that it's not tampering.
No, it was genius. Yeah.
But just say what it was you can have conversations with people and be like i think this guy would be a good coach right and then you can make a recommendation during your team's coaching search that would be a normal expected thing to do i don't understand why he's lying about this right just say yeah we decided we realized that podcasting is the greatest loophole ever and we we did a podcast about the flaw, our philosophies of basketball.

What while doing it,

I was essentially interviewing him for the job and then we hired him.

Yeah.

And it's awesome.

I just think that it's sad that,

you know,

the J.J.

swears.

No,

he was a,

that.

And also he was a podcaster.

Yeah.

And then now he's trying to,

now he's trying to act like he's not a podcaster anymore.

He turned his back on the family.

He used podcasting. Yeah.
That's what you're taking. He used pie.
It's a stepping stone job. Yes, exactly.
Sad. Uh, it is sad.
Um, okay. My hot seat is max max is on the hot seat.
I know why. Because Dave Portnoy, our boss, has decided to make a bet on MLB futures,

and he put $200,000 on the Philadelphia Phillies.

They're a great team.

Max, let's talk about this for a second,

because I have bet on the Eagles and the Phillies and and i have i have jumped in your hole on different sports there is a big difference between me and dave in this respect yeah no because i always will love you no matter what i like at the end of the day i like jumping in your hole and being there side by side but like i genuinely love you. Dave hates you.
He detests you as a human being. Yeah.
Yeah. I'm aware.
So. I don't.
When Hank said this before the show started, my heart sunk. Yes.
It is the last thing that I want to be worried about. So what's going to happen when you're in your overalls and pigtails screaming at us? I think the vibe is going to be much different this week.

Yeah, well, I mean, the thing about Max, though,

is you cannot control yourself when it comes to Philly sports.

You love the Phillies.

You can go into it with a strategy of how you're going to play it,

but Max is going to come out no matter what.

Yeah, I guess.

It's just going to be weird because I'm already picturing Dave has that look

I'm already picturing Dave has that look like when he looks at someone, when he wants to blame them for something with sports, that he's just going to be looking at me if the Phillies strike out in a big spot. And it's just going to be like that little side eye.
And I'm not going to be able to – I'm going to be worried about the Phillies winning the World Series and then I'm also going to be worried about the owner of this company firing me at any point because of my fault. He's not going to fire you.
He's not going to fire you. He might...
He might threaten to fire you. He might threaten to fire you and also belittle you and blame you for everything, but he's not going to fire you because he can't fire you.
When Max heard the news, he tells me that I should fire you. I might have to fire you, but okay.
Yeah. When Max heard the news, you saw his future flash in front of his eyes.
Max immediately put himself like looking into early October and seeing all these things. Dave was going to be saying to him and doing to him.
And Max, he just melted a tiny bit. And the funniest part, not the funniest part, but the Phillies would have to really fuck up not to be in at least the NLCS.
Because the NL is trash. Yeah.
Like, they will be in big playoff games. What are the chances that, like...
There's no way that they're not going to be in big playoff games. They are better— It's a lock.
They are better than a lot of these teams. Like, the wild card's a joke.
The teams that are going to get in are going to be a joke. The Phillies will be in the NLCS.
It would be a— I don't know if they'll win the NLCS. That's going to be a tough series.
I mean, the Dodgers are amazing. I know.
The Dodgers would be who they play in the NLCS most likely. But the way the NL is set up, I think they will be in the NLCS.

I don't know.

Baseball is so weird.

That's true.

Good attitude, Max. Yeah, there we go, Max.

Good.

That was your first test.

But I'm just like, what are the chances the Phillies make it to the World Series?

Dave's like, you can't watch this game.

I know.

He wouldn't say that.

He might say that you can't go to this game.

But what if he's like, you're such bad vibes.

No. No.
You're stinky around. No, because you're good for the for content.
So having you on a stream watching the games is he's going to. He's probably not going to even stream it.
That's that's true. So you're fine.
That's a good point. That's a good point.
And is it surviving? Barstool is right around playoffs. So maybe maybe he'll watch it.
That's a good point, Hank. It's going to be Smitty.
Yeah, you guys jump in front of Smitty. Well, no, Smitty will be his punch.
As much as he dislikes me, he dislikes Smitty 10x of me. Roan's the real winner out of all of this.
He wins everything here. But also, Max, think about the positives.
What if they win it all? He might rip you off a fucking check. I think that it'll all be like,

I am the only one to get that city of a win.

True, he'll take credit for it.

That stinky loser, Max.

Max needed Dave to save him. Yes, that's what it'll be.
The only way you can win is when I, when I step in front. And then he's also going to say, I'm the only one that believes in Nick Foles.
I'm the only one that believes in this Phillies team. I'm the biggest Phillies fan here.
Correct. Yeah.
So if they lose, it'll all be my fault. If they win, it'll only be because of.
Yeah. Yeah.
True. It's yeah.
It's not a great situation to be in you'll find your way to yeah yeah it'll be fun you've got good instincts all right my my cool throne is uh still blue coffee because we have new two new flavors do you have necklaces we don't but we can actually work on that i'll try to get you a neck okay yeah blueberry muffin delicious cold brew new flavor two new flavors blueberry muffin this one if you put a little milk in it unlocks the entire flavor and then we have cinnamon sugar donut uh cold brew super easy to make throw two pouches in a pitcher i'm gonna send some that to booger yes oh good call because he he he loves coffee so he can't resist i'm like you're eating donuts dude so the cinnamon sugar donuts very good uh yeah put them put them in your pitcher throw it in your fridge you have it for the whole week uh go by right now help some dogs as well uh all right do we have anything else before we get into will and then we will see everyone drunk out of our minds in the other end congrats to tennessee tennessee baseball won Series. That's a team, too.
Balls are back. They, I feel like the last few years, have been climbing the hill, climbing the mountain, where they've stumbled.
They've had some pretty sad, you know, losses. I think they didn't even – did they not make Omaha, like, a year ago or two years ago when they were one of the best teams? Either way, they were dominant all year the number one team they even lost the first game just to make it a little interesting five consecutive national championships for the sec yeah big time you saw the conference fans come out last night yes sec we did it again yes um that's just i mean there's like half the country doesn't a lot of the country doesn't have baseball but yeah but sec yeah but sec uh but yeah congrats tennessee ball for life payton said this is uh just the start he said we're we're gonna start winning in everything i mean football may they might be pretty good in football they've got a great quarterback but in basketball it felt like this was the year yeah yeah but it's okay you won a national championship you won a national title flags fly forever yep uh okay so we have will compton and then the next time you hear us uh without will we will be drunk as fuck after whatever has transpired in beer games you're gonna get a live look at what happened today uh let's send it in to will we're gonna get to will compton in a second he's brought to you by the h original series House of the Dragon.
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i'm so excited for this pod no he's a guest it's guest. We'll see if you can get back to very special guest.
Right now you're a guest. I think you're a very special human being.
Yeah. Will Compton, he was a guest on Part of My Take, even better human being.
Yeah, you're right. When you see him, you're like, there's our special boy.
As of right now. As of right now as of right now all right so you're special yeah but you're not a special guest so so let's set the stage so this is this is being done in secret you're here for the dozen trivia yes uh at when people listen to this they will know that we are back into beer games yeah the beer olympics the beer games now what would happen if we said beer olympics the entire beer games.
Yeah. The Beer Olympics? The Beer Games.
Now, what would happen if we said Beer Olympics the entire Beer Games? Would you guys get sued? I don't think so. I would be ashamed, PFT.
I think it's more of like titling. Like, we can't title it that because it's the year of the year.
What if I titled all of my tweets and everything? I think you're okay to do that. What if we wore shirts during the Beer Olympics that just had the olympic logo except it was just beer mugs i still think that that's okay what that just i don't know how crazy they are like you know what i mean i don't know if it's like you can't even tweet super bowl what if i paid jp one two or three to title the video beer olympics they wouldn't do that everyone's got a price they do yeah but i would would i would think that they would say hey we're getting offered this amount of money right change the title well what if i offer can you match it what if i offered him so much money i was like the only condition is you can't tell them they'd probably do it okay all right what if we just these are just shames that we're saying yeah that would be a shame that would be a shame do you guys have a meme guy?

Yeah.

What if we hired your meme guy?

I mean, he'd probably be like, my dream was to work for part of my take. I was going to say, I don't think they would think about it,

but I would assume my heart of hearts tells me that they would not leave

bussing to go to part of my take.

How much would you say for our memes guy, for your memes guy, what would the trade look like there? I don't know. I don't know what all the memes guy does.
Is he a five-tool athlete? Our memes guy? Yeah. Lacrosse, college lacrosse player.
Okay. He is on a pip, though.
What else can he do outside of the memes? Not a whole lot. Really good memes.
Take care of a turtle? Does he, what does he do structurally or operationally for you guys he gets very mad at italian reporters okay yeah um is he a good vibe good vibes oh no definitely not the opposite of good vibes if you take you probably have to offer you have to offer memes and money to go with this package to get yeah we'd have to throw in a pick yeah yeah because our guys. Conditional second round pick.
Yeah, we don't. Max is our only good vibes guy.
Hank and Memes are both just bad vibes all the time. And they hate each other too.
Yeah, they make each other worse. They're oil and water.
And just bring all of our vibes down constantly. I'm great vibes.
Oh, yeah. Oh, this is eight hours after you won a title.

Weird how that works.

Will knows.

I think you have moments of being a good vibes guy.

Yeah.

Of course.

A lot of time from the outside looking in, it seems like you're just like, all right,

another fucking day.

Another fucking day around these boys. When Hank wins a championship, he's a great vibes guy.

And it does happen frequently enough to him that he, you know, that's like once every five years we get a great day of Hank happening. Hank skipped into work today at like 830 in the morning.
I saw him in the parking lot. I was like, what is going on right now? You know how Mincy gets here like early and he just walks around hoping that, you know, someone will have a conversation with him? Yeah.
Hank did that this morning. Hank was part Mincy this morning just wandering around the office being like, you guys want to talk to or anything to talk about the celtics want to say anything to me all right so so to set the stage of what we're doing here so like i said when people listen to this they'll already know that we're in beer games uh we can go through there was a lot of a lot of a lot of history back and forth yeah but uh at the end of the day we're happy that we're going to be competing in beer games we are going to do, at the end of this interview, Max has a concussion test for us that he's going to administer to us after beer games that we're going to run on Wednesday's episode.
So the end of the show, after this interview, will be us drunk after beer games. Okay.
But we are happy that we're back in. Man, was it a road.
And it's a surprise. No one else besides you and Taylor know that we're back in.
Right. We're excited.
People have seen it by now, but we have a big body armor truck we're coming in. We want to come in like Stone Cold Steve Austin.
It's an incredible idea. It's going to be great.
To bring it all back. It was bad.
We personally had probably the toughest moment of our relationship. You and I, yes.
Yes, yes. Because, I mean, how would you describe the beer games scheduling? The scheduling? Yes.
From which angle? Because there's multiple angles. Okay.
And what I need to be cautious of is walking myself down to certain angles, and then I get you guys divide and conquer me, and then I can't talk about one sole thing because a lot of things happen I have no ulterior motive here sounds like you're worried no no I'm just saying you guys are really good I just got to be on my I got to be on my stuff you're worried we're gonna divide and conquer yourself yeah yeah it's only you here right now I know but it's an intimidating factor I'm sitting here the couch is lower than your guys's desk you guys are kind of two-on-one talking down to me okay so so let's start with you said that there's multiple angles let's start with one that is that makes you look the best okay how did the schedule yeah it makes us look the best yeah yeah even even this isn't gonna be good yeah no it's not gonna be good uh because i'm only able to talk about telling from my from my lens and my angle yeah the scheduling element was very unfortunate to start there so last year, the couple years we've done the beer games, we've had them on the week that minicamp gets over after tight end U. Because George does tight end U right after minicamp.
Is George going to be competing in beer games? No, he'll be a referee. Now that this is coming out on Wednesday, no, like the boy, he's nursing a lot.
He's nursing some, I don't want to say all of his stuff. This is phase me.
It's after minicamp is phase me. Then you report to offseason.
You report to the training camp later. Did you ever come close to getting arrested during phase me? I don't even know what you're referring to.
Phase me is what happens after the OTAs, and then all the players are kind of left to themselves. The Jets call it phase me where you work on yourself and then you come back for training camp.
It's when all the only thing that can happen in this period of time between mini camp and training camp is bad. Never got arrested.
In between phase me. Anything close? No.
Okay. It was always you know I had to make the team every year.
Yeah that's true. So it's not like I can go on any trips, miss any days.
So phase me wasn't even fun for you. Yeah, phase me wasn't fun for me.
It was more like anxiety, like, damn, it's coming, it's coming. Yeah, yeah.
How are you going about this year? If you have an injury or whatever, I don't know what Kittle's dealing with, but if you're recovering from something, probably not the best look to be just like chugging beers. Right.
Can't make the club in the pub. When you're that committed to ball, which George is, you just think of it as you put alcohol on your body, inflammation, like would this be good for me? I need to start dialing in.
That anxiety is like there. Yeah.
Okay, so back to the scheduling part. So the scheduling part, having it the times that we've had it in June, going into this year during the Super Bowl week, I'm starting to learn that it's on the exact same time as the dozen when you say i'm starting to learn what you're actually saying is you told me the date and i said that is already scheduled correct correct because you kind of went that was a gloss over of i'm starting to learn okay i learned at the Super Bowl week that the dozen trivia tournament

was happening at the exact same time.

Which is the whole company.

Per Big Cat.

Yeah.

Which is the whole company.

Which is the whole company.

I'm starting to learn.

I'm starting to be aware.

Jeff and I get on the phone, and he's like,

I can schedule your games.

It was like Sunday.

It was basically like the Tuesday or Wednesday that's open,

like how I'm going back for tight end you at this point tomorrow.

Yeah, we would love to go to tight end you

because we were invited to tight end you,

but we can't because of the dozen.

Thank you. basically like the Tuesday or Wednesday that's open like how I'm going back for tight end you at this point we would love tomorrow yeah we yeah I know you love to and you because we were invited to tight end you but we can't because of the dozen right but you could have went on Wednesday no we could we can't I play on a game Hank has a game yeah a game what do you mean we're playing in trivia right I was you listen listen hang on this is it it.
This is what I'm saying. You start getting ripped apart here.
Yeah. You moved beer games to the week that the dozen was.
The dozen then moved... Time out.
That is where it's all. We didn't move the beer games to the week of the dozen.
Beer Olympics, sorry. The Beer Olympics.
We didn't move it. We just learned Super Bowl week that they were getting planned for the same exact week.
Okay, okay. I'm on the phone with Jeff.
We're figuring out, Hey, I can play you on Sunday, Monday. Let's say you go out to do a beer games Tuesday.
If you guys win, you'll have to be back for the final four. Like we're working it out just between us two.
And, um, so that it was step one as we're starting to capture some, some shit from like, Hey, you're scheduling the same day. Yeah, yeah.
That's where it started. Six months.
That's where it started. There's also other people that would be competing in the Beer Olympics that also had to do the dozen though.
Right. That's the thing.
Correct. So they could schedule the booze ponies.
Myself, I was thinking like after we had the success that we had with the Beer Olympics last year, you guys wanted to participate. And we're kind of sitting back like, yeah, we need to get – we need to welcome the cats that want to play.
Because the first year we did it, it was just O-linemen. It was the Titans O-line.
We had a good time. We're like, how can we make it bigger this year? And it just – like Bert and Shane were in, and it kind of all worked out.
And then you saw the reaction on social media. Dan wanted to be in.
The boys wanted to be in. It's like how do we make this thing even bigger yep and um at that point during super bowl week we also sat down with jason kelsey yeah and we sat down and had breakfast to figure out what day we could do it on that week because at that point it was on wednesday yeah and he was like and for everybody to learn too when their beer bowl came out it kind of seemed like they were cuckingucking us or making that.
Oh, but they were doing it for years. Yeah, they were.
But Jason was like, hey, we have the beer bowl that we do and we do those for two days. We do that on Wednesday, Thursday.
If you guys moved it to Tuesday up a day. Yeah, we can make it all work because Travis really wants to do this.
I can't leave him hanging like where we want to do the beer Olympics. So we build the whole Beer Olympics around the Kelsey's.
Yes. Burt, Shane, Kelsey's, and then obviously you want to get the returning champs, George, which at that point George was down to do it.
But he's like, I just kind of got to see how the offseason unfolds. Yeah.
At this point in the story, Will is thinking, and I've heard this from multiple reports,

so the Beer Olympics are scheduled.

We've moved the dozen.

The Kelsey's are in.

There was a point, and this is going to shock people because everything has transpired since with all the dropouts and all the drama and everything,

I've heard from multiple reports that Will said there was a 30% chance

that Taylor Swift was going to come to the Beer Olympics. Oh, my God.
He thought there was a 30% chance Taylor Swift was going to attend the Beer Olympics. You never know.
Hey, hey, you never know. I think there's still a chance she might show up.
That's where we came from. That was the hype.
Well, the 30% chance of Taylor Swift, come dave was down to do the beer games like a 10 because we're gonna have him be your partner yeah and he was on board at first until he wasn't and then when he really wasn't on board he's like you could get me back if uh you get taylor swift right okay so we're like okay there's a shot kind of diva dave yeah yeah there's a shot in the dark that we get yeah that we can get d the game. I mean, you could always just get, well, who would Dave play with if not Taylor Swift? Miss Peaches.
Yeah. Get Miss Peaches to compete in the Beer Olympics.
That would get some fucking views. That would get some traction.
Might be bigger than Taylor Swift. So, all right, so you're set, and then you got all these guys, and then one by one they just start dropping out.
Yes. You built the whole thing around the Kelsey week that week when the the antennas really started to go up was the fact that we did want barstool personalities to do it yeah and that way it was collab that was where it was like you know you're kind of you're kind of hitting heads because they're you guys are you know first and foremost with the dozen and so i was like damn how are we going to pivot from this the next week is when we we basically got on the phone with Barstool, like the sales team.
You demanded 40 people. Time out.
There's a lot of BS in that. Okay.
We got on the phone, and you know how it works. They're starting to pitch the idea for sponsors on the event and everything else.
As we were talking about the idea and the vision that we had for the beer games with Vegas, because over the last year we've built a good reputation or a good relationship with red rocks. Yeah.
Taylor brought up the, uh, the Vegas idea and it was kind of like, you know, red rocks having the hotel and casino, you have everything in house. You don't have to worry about guys.
Uh, like, uh, uh, you don't have to worry about transportation, food, drink, everything is right there. Nobody has to leave chaos.
Yeah. Tunnel of chaos.
Vegas kind of hosts itself itself you don't have to worry about getting everybody there like hey make sure you don't drive yeah yeah it's gonna be a movie gonna be a movie like all of that with the talent that we had committed at the time it felt like it made more sense because last year we got a bubble like the NBA bubble yeah in red yeah so this was the peak peak. The peak was we had Vegas.
We had the venue. We had Shane Gillis.
We had Burt. We had the Kelsey brothers.
We had 40 people that Will demanded from Barstool doing a movie. Yeah.
This was, at this point, this was the biggest thing that's basically ever been created. Correct.
And then, as the year unfolded, McGregor Chandler gets announced for that one. Oh, my God.
So he probably would have come by. Jelly Roll.
Yeah, Jelly Roll. He was doing a concert.
Yeah, so it's all perfect. And then what happened? It's all perfect.
So I do want to go to the part where this budget resources get poured into Bussin with the Bussin. No, we don't need that.
That is important. No, that's not important that that is important that's not that is important that is important um because we said this the the vision of it all and then they're like all right we're going to take this to sales it seems like we need to sell this bigger than we did last year so we're fired up the next phone call is when we get told hey this could be uh this is an awesome deal this could be tentpole event.
Barstool, we want to get behind this more. So what do you guys think about the idea of Rob? Because we brought up Rob in the first one.
It would be sick to have a high-level production team because to get cams on different teams and to tell different stories throughout the games, it could be really cool for the audience to kind of see the perspective from yeah Shane's team from your guys oh my god see all the different like in season hard knocks for the yeah kind of kind of bring like a reality element to it that kind of gives different perspectives movie and they're like what would you think uh are uh they're like we can have we can put rob's team on this love it rob's one of the the guys here he's a production guy yeah he's a stud he does a plus commercials that we do yeah yeah surviving that uh that barcel put together last year and my first question was what about uh the dozen and jeff and the response was jeff's gonna have to move the dozen oh and you boxed him out and i literally. And I literally said, can I please call him? Because.
Oh, wow. This sucks.
That's. So this is a nice.
So. So you did call him because you didn't call us when you kicked us out of the beer games.
OK. Yeah.
Yes. Which we'll get to that.
How did you take that call? They didn't. They were like, you can't tell him yet.
We will tell him when he needs to know. And I was like, I did.
I truly sucks like this is not this but doesn't everything's gonna have to get moved and then and then we also get told that there's gonna be a 300 000 budget put behind this wow so we're we're like we're obviously fired up that that bar still wants to buy into this because years past it's like we're doing the contractors we we kind of operate solo bar still sell does all the sales like we kind of have to figure out our own way make it sick and when bar still buys in like that we're like oh this is awesome like this is really becoming like what we wanted it to be and all the unfolding of it gets moved for a dozen you kind of take those jokes and have fun with it and embrace it because it does suck but it's like what do you do? And then, unfortunately, what a shame, Travis backs out.

Oh, no.

We get the call.

Oh, no.

We built the whole thing around that.

That was like, God damn it, dude.

Like, this is going to start looking like even more shitty because we've already taken –

we've already had to move the dozen, which sucked.

And then Bert drops out.

Oh.

Then Shane's kind of playing the up in the air game

where he's kind of like joking on you that he's not doing it.

But I kind of had a call and I was like, bro,

we have to know if you're going to do this

because we got to lock in what names are on.

Like this is getting sold at a high level.

Like there's more going into this this year

to where they need to know names beforehand.

Like it's beyond us.

It's bigger than us.

It's bigger than us. And he's like, yeah, I'm going to go, blah gonna go blah blah blah we go to a show he's like i'll be there then he gets a uh an awesome deal with bud light where he's got to shoot a commercial so he's like gotta do it you have to understand that he hasn't if you isolate the uh if you isolate the situation you're like we get it but collectively it's like this is going to be an avalanche on us it's like you almost made made it too big.
Right. Your Olympics got too big.
It got beyond your control. You're like Oppenheimer.
Yeah, we couldn't control it. Yeah.
Which, it was like, Taylor and I, it's the first time we've actually tried intentionally planning it way out in advance. Shouldn't do that.
And it bit us in the ass. So, all four of those, the four biggest teams, George is like, hey, I can't swing it.
CMC also has a wedding that week that he's like, I'm going to go. It's just hard to swing everything.
But even if Travis drops out, Jason is still huge. Right.
Jason's going to be there, which I'm pumped about because that guy would, he's not going to skip to do, like, what's he going to do? Like, he's drinking beer that weekend, right? Yeah, he's drinking beer the entire week, I believe. Right.
So, all right. So, all of that falls through falls through yep what part of the story were you at now we're at dave pulling this is we missed it we missed one one little piece which piece you know a piece okay now as each person falls out i'm on the yak as this stuff is happening yeah we're embracing it the best way we can but there's never any conversation about like pivoting it was, Hey, if there are cameras that are on certain teams that you don't need them on, you know, who could we take them off of? And we're kind of naming those teams.
And then we're kind of thinking, let's not try to build it back to 16 teams. Let's keep it at 12.
So we don't stress ourselves out because this is already becoming a big time stressor for the effort and everything going into it. And Dave is a hard out.
He's shitting on it every week. It's on the unnamed show every week.
You guys are running your, your bits on, on part of my take. But at that point, it wasn't a bit.
We said it would be a shame. It would be a shame if this happened, but it's talking about that.
Doesn't. Would it not have been a joke? Yeah.
It's a, yeah. We're all having fun jokes.
No, that's not a joke. It would have been a shame.
Yeah. Here's's the thing i don't want you to take any of that personally because i was always here's what my thought was the whole time i was always pumped about the actual beer games correct i i was looking so forward to it i love drinking beers with the boys i love beers i'd still like beers i'm like i'm like cavanaugh i like beer sir yeah i enjoy beer um the travel part was always tough and then also it's just so fun to cancel plans right it's so fun you know it is right like have you ever canceled a good plan and then you're like this feels great pft also you're right and and here's where here's where i'll i'll throw you something because you're missing one you were you were also being like hey don't you guys move it? Well, you're still missing the one thing I would like you to address.
So here was, and PFT's right, I always wanted to compete in the beer games. Yeah, and I do.
You're right about camp training and all that. The actual beer games was awesome.
The one piece that you're missing. Taylor went to Mexico.
Will and I had a conversation. Will told me the beer games were on monday no that was wednesday i said the 26th no you said monday we i have the clip we had this conversation he said it was monday the the whatever it is what's that the 23rd or no the 24th could have easily said 26 all right so he told me it was monday or 25th i always wanted to go out to the the Sphere to see the Grateful Dead.
And that's that weekend right before, correct? They've been playing for a bunch of weekends. Okay.
So I was going to go at some point in this run. You told me the beer games, beer Olympics, excuse me, was that Monday.
I said, perfect. I will go to the Sphere on that weekend, and then the boys can come out Sunday.
We'll do one podcast, and then we'll do the Beer Olympics on Monday. Need the list.
You're like, hey, what's the list? Made a whole – yeah, we were going to interview a bunch of people. Made a whole vacation around it.
Taylor comes back from Mexico and goes, what is Will talking about? The Beer Games are on – the Beer Olympics are on Tuesday. So now I'm going to Vegas.
I'm making all the part of my take guys come out Sunday because we record on Sunday nights. And then we're so we're now it now went from a two day trip to they have to come Sunday.
Do nothing Monday because everyone dropped out. We have no interviews to do beer games, beer Olympics Tuesday, flyback Wednesday.
So's a four-day thing yeah that because you just told me the wrong date yeah and i scheduled the whole vacation around it yes you did you guys that was where i was like i don't want you guys because i feel like too when i was saying like it's on monday it's like when all of it was happening we moved it you know we're busting each other's balls and stuff it's like at least the relief is that it's right after the weekend yeah you had the vacation set up you had the business part of it set up it's like okay this is a good some good optimism to wrap around so that was my whole problem was that draft night we learned yeah we learned hang hang on it's the wrong date yeah and i have you on tape saying that it was the 25th or the 24th and uh so that was where i was like this now has become a four-day commitment for me where we can't even do work we can't even interview anyone right so that's where i started to be like i really don't want to go again i want to play in the beer games but i don't want to be in vegas for four days doing absolutely nothing right that was the shame now the way you explained it right now being in vegas for four days with absolutely no commitments does sound pretty fun but we would also that does sound middle of the summer we would not be on the strip we'd be at red rocks yeah no internal chaos imagine how much money yeah i mean we would be fine and so that's where i was like will kind of me here because he his his brain can't even say the correct date right right but the joking that light that lightness of committed i hate this i don't want to go yeah is where as it all unfolded the week that it unfolded where it blows up we get resources pulled from us and everything else we had to make a move well i we had to give you credit i want to give you credit and i i did apologize i probably shouldn't have have complained as much as I did, although, again, it was because you told me the wrong date. Time out.
May I say, may I throw another wrinkle in there? What? The week before, you continued to complain. Correct.
You shot me a nice late-night text that was like, hey, no more jokes. I'm all in.
Let's make this fun. Yeah.
No more busting balls. But I still was also like.
And I even responded. I said, I'm glad you said that because I was starting to lose a positive vibe.
I know. Because we get it.
We got it. So you got Dave's being Dave.
Like he's cancel it, blah, blah, blah. I'm truly thinking this is all in the spirit of kind of like Dave's just doing his thing.
And then Dan's complaining. And then as he's the part where it gets.
I know. I fucked that up.
It gets great. It got great for me.
I'll speak for myself. It is like real shit was like stressing us out about it.
Yes. And the guys who were involved and needed it, because you guys were like the next biggest brand for us that we had.
Appreciate that. And it's like, you needed more allyship versus like, hey, we're committed the whole time.
You were committed, but you weren't allies. Yeah, we weren't.
We weren't. I personally did not know how much was being thrown behind it and all the shit you guys were juggling behind the scenes of sponsorship that does sound like a pain in the ass what so if that if that made things like a little bit more stressful i i apologize for whatever part i had to play in that yeah at the same time it was just fun to just constantly like yeah taunt that no doubt you guys are doing your thing which was fun and what really was and i didn't communicate well because what did happen in between me saying all right no jokes.
I'm all in was we got offered Joe Burrow and we had to say no because we were going to be in Vegas for four days. And I was like, well, now this sucks even more.
Which when we were talking through it, it's like, see you saying that like it makes me feel bad that this stuff doesn't work out. Because when it unfolded and got and all the resources got pulled, like mind you, all the every the budget and all the resources that were poured into it every week on thursday there's a production meeting about making progress strategizing how we're going to do this how we're going to do that and never once like we thought about cutting cameras but never once was there hey we got to pull the plug on this or there was a heads up about strategizing i'm just thinking dave doing dave saying cancel it you guys are at the horse races yeah i'm just thinking like he's doing it in content because there's no real actual conversation being had all i wanted was it to get moved to nashville and then literally all i wanted i was begging for like a month and then you guys i got to give you credit you pulled an incredible move you kicked us out of beer games.
Yeah. People were dropping out.
Then we kicked out our next biggest guy. You kicked us out, and it was like – I honestly tipped my cap because you kicked us out, and then at the end of the video said, oh, and we're moving to Nashville, which is all we ever wanted.
I know. And if you had told us that you were moving to Nashville, we would have been like, yes, we're all in, which obviously we all in because we're coming to nashville but you kicked us out and then basically flipped the narrative and now we're not down for the boys it was master class and master class move doing it i was like i even remember saying like i'm telling you should we let them in on this no you did not i know yeah because even the home, I remember we were on the phone.
Hey, how's the day going? I was like, bro, it's shitty. I was like, we legitimately got everything pulled from us.
Like, suddenly. Obviously, I knew Dave wanted us to cancel it.
And I was playing like, you know, I can't go out like that. Leonidas, 300.
And it's all text exchange. Rico's tweeting from his burner.
Yeah. So I'm thinking how, like, all this ultimately is bringing attention to it.
How do we continue to, like, hey, jelly rolls on the rocks. We're taking blows.
We're bleeding out. How do we kind of keep all the attention? Because we can't beat Dave at this game.
Like, he's going to do his thing about it. And then you're like, yeah, let's throw apart my take in front of the cannons.
Yeah. But then when he pulled it, and seriously, there was no inkling about it.
Like, we're not getting on the phone. He's not like, hey, we legitimately, we're throwing way too much behind this.
Like, let's think of different options. Yeah.
Which is all like, you think back, that's what I was upset about. It's like, bro, you just pulled this and you had other people tell us.
Fair, fair. Totally fair.
And then Dan, I get a text like, hey, can you come on the yak? I'mool i think dan dave like they all know what's happening i did not know i was golfing that morning at our stella blue golf event so i yeah that was bad communication you thought i was basically fucking with you when i literally like hey another bad thing happened yeah i'm thinking i can't put on the joke face right now because i'm legitimately enraged that all of this is is just going to shit and then our our next message from Dave was hey talked about the beer olympics on the rundown all positive stuff or or nothing too bad all uh positive spin is what he said so that night I'm listening to the rundown and it's just Dave shitting on it heavy and Dan still going, complaining about,

oh,

I hate this.

I don't want to go.

It's in Vegas. If they would just move it to Chicago,

like I,

I hate having to do this.

And so we had to kind of make the move that we made because I wanted to tell

you so bad about the,

that we had coming out.

I was like,

you just have to watch.

I,

you know what?

Cause I couldn't let you get ahead of it.

You would have masterminded.

The only mistake I made. And I, I'm, I'm so mad at myself because what happened was on monday or tuesday you guys released your podcast and you're like in the morning i released a clip top here's your guys yeah we're like here's the out for part of my take they can they can drop out no hard feelings i woke up at 6 30 in the morning saw that clip and i hadn't talked to any of the guys and i almost quote tweeted and said great thank you so much we're out and i wish i had because before before we could quit you fired us yeah because i was sitting back i was like kind of like oh how's big heck gonna it was master play this or respond to it you had your coffee meme up and nothing really and then the yak clip came out yeah he flipped on on us kind of like oh you know you guys can back out now and and somebody was like so are you going to are you going to back out are you going to go and you're like well we had the top quarterback if we can salvage that interview we're going to back out if not we're going to stay in it and that was the moment to be like hey we laid out the ground rules of you we want you in or out we have to make this move to continue to bring attention to it.
And so we did that presser. It was a great move.
So the real reason we brought you on today, Will, is we're actually not going to be at Beer Olympics, and we're fucking with you. No! No, we're going.
Just go in for like five seconds. He had it.
You fought it so hard. You fucking had me.
Yeah.. Because Big Cat and I.
Because I'm still nervous that they're going to do that to us. No, that's why I did it right now.
So they couldn't. So when Big Cat and I are talking through this because.
Because I'm very nervous we're going to show up and they're like, no, you're not in. I'm going to.
I'll be mad. So just all cards on the table.
Like as this was happening and me and Big Cat messaged back and forth because we didn't let you guys in on the joke and at that point it was all the content and stuff that was happening like i was i was enraged that all of this had unfolded the way it had the way it did and because the joking is like you can play with the jokes and everything else but when big cat was messaging me about it i was just basically like hey dan i'm gonna be completely honest like it got to the point to where I didn't know what was content and what was real. Yeah.
And we were kind of our backs were against the wall. And we had to if we just continue to embrace and we're at the mercy of everybody's jokes, we just look like pussies.
No, yeah. No, we had to like stand up and do something.
Yeah. So like to that, I forget like I forget where I was going.
But ultimately, if you guys did do that joke, that would be fucking hilarious. But I was basically just telling Dan, like, at that point, if we can do anything to salvage it, that would be sick.
We always wanted to go to Nashville. But I fully get why you felt the reaction that way, why we did what we did.
It started to get a little unclear about how we should go about this because we were fucking bleeding. I think it's going to be a blast, and it was the travel and we salvaged the burrow which is great everybody everyone won because we knew that the hey we're moving back to national park would hurt what's that hang on burrow's not gonna be out yet during this interview no i know but i i we we could say that we're gonna interview burrow okay because i actually said i know i said it i said because no one knows we're going to beer olympics but we're gonna be out of of the office for two days so i said it on the act i was like oh we're going to interview burrow that will be our excuse for being out of the office for two days we can cut this part but we just wanted to make sure that we can keep this in okay it's all kfab go off in the comments all right so i have one i have one important question okay um and this is a real question how are you so everything worked out in the end we're very i think pft and i are going to win the beer olympics by the way i feel like maybe if this was if this was six years ago seven years ago i'm concerned pft we're gonna father time you know father time is undefeated and we're gonna take acid i've been training i've been training for the beer olympics uh trying to think of what sort of substances I need to take, what sort of pregame substances.
Are you allowed to puke? I think this year you're not going to be allowed to because there were some things rule-wise last year that had happened. People were puking and then able to puke and rally.
Yeah, I'm like one of the all-time greatest puke and rally guys. You're going to take what, charcoal? Activated charcoal.
Activated charcoal. I've got Z-biotics.
I'm going to rip some of those. So you can't puke? Because my thing is like I always get full.
I don't think you can puke. What if you're able to do it without anyone seeing? I mean, then you would pull it off.
So what are the events? You'll start with a boot chug. So it'll be three beers.
That's good. That's a puke.
And that is just to basically seed the first tournament okay so three beers for each person or three beers three beers for you and you and dan will sit there you'll both will do the boot chug and then you'll take the average of your two times okay so i have we both have to drink three both have to drink that's a lot of beer all right i'm started off we're out that's a lot of beer right there's some big boys and that's the smallest kind of scoring scale, and that's just to seed the first tournament.

Oh, so we might throw that one.

Because I don't care if we get a bad seed.

No, if we get a bad seed, we're going to go against the best boot chug.

But there'll be –

No, but now you get into the games.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, but if we go –

But it's not –

What's the first game?

First game is flip cup.

Best of five matches.

Or best of three matches.

I thought it was – Okay. So you have a few cups.
You do flip cup. Chick game.
Yeah, you do flip cup. If you win the first round, you've got to win two out of three rounds.
Okay. All right.
And that's the first tournament. And then if we lose flip cup or we're out? You'll get screwed by how far you go.
If we lose flip cup or we're out? Yeah. Oh, God damn it.
No, you're not out of the games. You're out of that tournament.
Got it. Because it's all single elimination.
Okay. All right.
Got it. You play a championship.
You'll play for third and fourth, and then you'll get points based on. Got it.
Makes sense. All right.
Because I don't want to be out. The worst thing would be we show up and we're out in 30 minutes.
Yeah. No doubt.
No doubt. And we talked about that.
We were like, we can't have teams show up for this entire thing, and then they're out within like one round. Right.
Then the second round is going to be beer pong, but it's going to be, that was our longest event last year at 10 cup. We're going to move it down to 6 Cup.
Okay. So we're going to do beer pong.
And you're seeded on that tournament based on the collective of flip cup and the beer chug. Got it.
And so we'll play beer pong. That tournament will happen.
That's when the first round of cuts will happen. We'll go from 16 down to 12.
And then the third round is going to be beer ball. That's the one where we're going to get in a fight? That's the one where it started to get a little...
What is that? Like Civil War? I think so. You have a beer on each corner of the table, and you try to throw the ping pong ball, and if you hit the beer can, your partner starts to open his beer and start chugging.
The defending team has to grab the ping pong ball and bring it and touch the table. Once they touch the table, your partner has to stop chugging.
And it's first one to finish their beer? It's first one to finish both beers, both teams. So say PFT chugs all of his.
Then you guys are just throwing ping pong balls just to get you to chug your beer. Got it.
Okay, that's a fun game. That's a really fun game.
Okay, that's a full contact game. Yeah, that's a full contact game.
So we'll basically have the chug, three tournaments, and then after that there'll be four teams who compete in the final relay. And there's going to be one element of each game in the final relay to take home the whole thing.
And you factored it up, I think it's like less than 15 beers. We're going to get back to Will in a second.
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You and I are solid. But like there's I know that that was you were mad about the poll and I know that like people like oh you know Bustin' Jesus leave Barstool.
Where are you at with Barstool? Love Barstool. You're smiling.
Yeah no um like all things Dave did bring the he did bring the Beer Olympics back to Nashville. He did.
And I, and I, and I will say like that doesn't happen unless our hand gets forced. Right.
Um, but I just hate that the way it, he went about it. So is there like, so that, that had, is there, it's coming back and like, it's all coming back around.
I was mad in that moment for a good 48 hours, but then as everything's unfold unfolded as we had our communication as well you know we had the unnamed show which you know we're sitting there where are you it's like yeah we're sitting there actually arguing but in like you know you're you know you're gonna argue and go toes with dave and then after that you know dave's doing his thing like dave just he's a mastermind content guy and then as you get more removed you're like it doesn't come back to nashville because there there's like parts of us that like man why did we move it from nashville but you get kind of caught up in how do we make it bigger how do we make it better or we had our relationship that we kind of grew with red rocks once that whole all in one stop got put in the mix for like doing it in vegas it felt like it made sense to us but now that it's all coming back around and this is what's best for it it's like when we have the full circle moment of you guys surprising us and ultimately Barstool we all win there yeah because the very first reaction when it happened was like fuck Barstool how do we right how do we replace every element of Barstool in the beer games right now because when uh and then you realize you didn't have enough people yeah when the when the crew told us like when the production team and the other people told us i was like boiling inside and i said so let me just be clear you guys are pulling absolutely all help in this like we get no more use of you guys and they're like that's correct and then they're like if you need some editing help on the back end we can put an intern or two on and i just interrupted I just interrupted. I said, we don't want your guys' help anymore.
We will do this on our own. We get off the phone.
And at that point, it was like, how do you replace everything Barstool? Because that had really pissed us off. So there was real anger.
There was real anger. There was real anger.
But now- That's why the yak thing. Yeah.
That's why the news is like, how do we think about this? Because we have to start spinning it. Because this is just not going our way whatsoever.
Is there simmering anger, though? Like when you guys, I don't know when your guys contract is up, but like, is there going to be like what you guys did? February. Oh, so in February.
In my brain, I'm thinking, why would you make this move when like, it's like, you don't want any fractures going in this because we love Barstool. We feel like Barstool loves us.
Like we always had a great partnership. But in my brain, it's like separating all things and Dave being like, oh, you need me to call you, blah, blah.
I'm just thinking like, bro, there's so many factors that go into this that it's like it did not have to go down this way. So are we back to? Yeah, we're back.
We're climbing out. Because again, we've had our conversations.

You guys are doing the surprise thing as of right now.

No, we are.

I'm very excited.

We're very excited.

And it's like- Maybe.

In that, as we were thinking about, do we replace everybody?

And then I was like, man, I really don't want to-

We should not go.

We should not go.

We should not go.

Right, because where Dave and Dan started to-

We'll be ashamed.

We're going to go.

That'd be a real shame.

We're going to go.

But it would be a shame if we can't- You know what we should do is we should go and steal all their beer. The beer burglars? Just sabotage the entire thing.
Yeah. Because I was thinking that we can.
Release the vlog like the next day. Get everything out before we can do it.
I can't believe they fell for it. I was thinking about that weekend instead doing cocaine Olympics and just completely tucking you guys.
Max told no, because he's a big wet blanket. And he's like, no, there's, there's legal liabilities in that.
But I feel like there's some spinoff possible. Like you should do the, the winter Olympics, but maybe for, maybe for weed.
Oh yeah. Cigarette Olympics.
Slope ski Olympics. Cigarette Olympics.
The winter Olympics. Yeah.
But we're excited. This is all worked out.
It did get tumultuous for a minute yeah because because then it was like you know the vibe was the way you and dave were going is like man it's dave's like nobody wants to go to this blah blah blah and then when i'm getting when some people are like hey is this still happening or not i'm like i just when i was starting to get a pulse on nashville it's like when i was reaching out to the barstool people who were involved like the moves because dave pitched us moves we start talking about moves moves and then he runs the joke this is becoming a barstool i thought you were wanting us to like we start adding elements of barstool they have influence they have good personalities that embody the beer games but dana's like no i like people who wanted to go it's like do we take this out on them that they don't want to go? Or do we try and embrace the fact that, hey, these Barstool people want to go, which helps give their middle finger a little bit to Dave. But now that it's all coming full circle, it's like the boys will come together.
It's like, hey, we were stupid. We hug it out.
We have a great time. All of Barstool wins.
Dave, he spun it to where he's rooting for Barstool. Incredible silent hand leadership dave is how he was spinning it yeah and it all comes back around and we all win yes i'm i'm very excited about it and i do i do apologize because i did not know any of like the details in the back channel stuff that was probably very frustrating when you're dealing with you know production meetings and all of a sudden you don't have any help yeah that was a big headache for you i was just busting balls yeah i half apologized because you did tell me the wrong date.
I know, I know. And I know that stuff kind of like, whether it festers or not, it subconsciously comes out in the jokes, but it was like, the moment I saw Max chirping it, I was like, we have to fucking do something.
He's like, is he going to cancel? I'm like watching the stream because the way that stream unfolded, I see Max and Dan's dan's like hey you might be on it i kind of wait a few minutes and i text dan and i'm like hey you think max would be able to participate listening to their stream wait did max save beer olympics yeah he said next man up mentality which i was fired up to see yeah max down because ultimately all we wanted to see from our from you guys was just like we needed somebody to get on our side i'm gonna I'm going to drink so many beers. It's going to be fucking awesome.
I'm ready. I'm going to train this weekend.
Yeah. It's going to be awesome.
All right, so we're excited. This moment's going to be great.
Do you think there's a chance Dave comes? I think that there's a chance. I think so, too.
I think there's a chance. At this point, anybody.
Look, Taylor Swift could come. Oh.
She's got Tots and Astros. Maybe Travis shows up and he brings Taylor Swift.
Who are we most nervous about competing against? Who's the odds-on favorite? I don't know. We started making calls and trying to get – I think we're going to have over commits right now for teams.
Tatro's coming. Yep.
I don't know how he is. He's a bro.
Burt will be with Leanne, but Burt's not a – Burt, he can't compete in the games. He's on TRT.
Yeah, yeah. He can't compete in in the games it's probably going to be like an O-line team yeah like us Jordan Roos if we win this whole thing PFT it might be the Swedish championship of all time you know what I listen I'm very very much looking forward to it I'm starting to think though that in the spirit of uh of competition sometimes you have to know your Yeah.
And be realistic about yourself. I don't have a great ability to chug.
I can drink a lot of beer. I can drink.
I could probably sit down over the course of a day and put away 20, about 20 beers if I had to. But you know who can really open their throat up is Hank.
Hank. We've seen that on video.
Hank. No, fuck that.
I'm going to compete. I'm going to compete.
And we're going to surprise some people, I think. Yeah.
Can you chug? Oh, yeah. Because obviously Taylor is insane.
I'm not the best chugger. I can chug faster than Taylor.
No. Yeah.
He does the Tom Brady trick. Does he go against Dana Beers? Has he gone against Dana Beers? Yeah, last year.
Yeah, who won? Taylor. All right, well, I beat Dana Beers, too.

Hey, if you can compete with Taylor, truly in my brain, I'm like,

is there anybody out there who can actually beat Taylor?

Three beers is a lot, though.

He put it down in like 3.8 seconds.

The three beers?

The boot, yeah.

Okay, that I can't.

One beer I can do.

It's insane, bro.

It is insane what this man can do. I think I got 12 seconds.
You got 12 seconds on three beers? Yeah. With a three-beard chug, it doesn't really matter.
It's just for seating. Right.
It's just to get the first tournament seat. Yeah, and then you play flip cup.
Yeah, so I might abstain. Yeah, because we can beat anyone to flip cup.
Yeah. And it's like the point system.
Everybody gets a point in the chug just because if there was a tie sort of at the end there's like the one point differential that kind of decides it from the chug because i'm calling it right now if i so it matters but it doesn't matter the most i'm definitely puking i'm gonna puke from from those three beers at once yeah that should be allowed yeah that's the thing though if you're sitting there puking fairly quickly right after the chug then that's like that's where you get hey no wakes me up you get dis. You've got to be able to hold it down.
Yeah, smelling. If I puke, I feel alive.
Yeah. It's the best way to start your day.
You've got to hold your puke. Yeah.
I don't know what the puke rules are going to be this year. I just know it was a big problem last year because I didn't necessarily care.
I'm just thinking, well, it's the next game. Yeah, they should still be able to play.
But people get pretty worked up over the smallest details of beer drinking games. Yeah.
I do have a question for you, a real question, football question. Okay.
Are you officially retired? Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, wow. No chance.
No chance you get a call from the Steelers this year. No.
I think that would just be our group chat having a good time. Does it bother you that you played for nine plus years in 10 years in the NFL and people think you have hundreds of millions of dollars and you're like, dude, I played in the NFL.
It's not the NBA. Yeah, yeah.
You're not getting that fucking money. It's public so you can look that up.
But people treat you like you, because you think professional athlete for 10 years, you're like, oh, shit. You automatically have the this guy's a millionaire label for the rest of time.
Right. It's great.
I feel bad for these millionaires. We need to do more awareness that guys who are at the end of the roster NFL, they're scratching.
Yeah, scrapping. Obviously, I'm not saying.
Great money. Great money.
We're not bitching. We're not bitching.
We're not bitching. But the assumption is any other sport you play for that many years, like you're set pretty.
50 million. Yeah, you're set pretty well.
Right. For life.
Right. So we just need to do a PSA.
Will is not rich. Not set for life.
Will is not set for life. Will is not financially free.
We should do some commercials. Yeah.
Have you seen this man? Don't ask him for money. No, it's not set for life yet.
As of right now. As of right now.
He is not set for life. Not set for life.
It's the ASPCA commercial with Sarah McLachlan in the background, like former linebackers behind fences. Like, they need homes too.
Yeah. Make it really sad What's your pension, though? It's got to be nice.
Yeah. I think it's like at 55, you start pulling from the pension, and the reoccurring money every month is like almost $7,000.
Whoa. Okay.
Solid. It's not bad.
NFL benefits are really good. Yeah.
401K is maxed out. All the cap plans have been maxed out.
So at 55, you'll be making like 80 plus a year just off that. Yeah.
That's nice. I think so.
Yeah. Hoping that nothing goes to shit.
And you have to make sure that all your paperwork is just like perfectly filled out too, right? Yeah. Which you're not.
That's not your strong suit. Not my strong suit, but delegate to elevate.
Other people will help. That's right.
Other people will help do that stuff for me. Other people will other people help do that stuff for me do you think so you're you're about to be a father of two yeah um do you ever think about because i i think about this from not from time to time like doing something like the beer olympics like when our kids get older and they watch this i know i do think about it daddy puked off of all yeah.
Yeah. Daddy.
But also like when they get like our age and they're looking back at these videos, like if I had videos of my dad doing the stuff that we all get to do back, yo, my dad just had the most fun at life. Yeah, that's true.
That's a good point. It's like, as you're going through, then then some people, cause they're going to go through a phase where other people are joking, like, Oh, your dad, blah, blah, blah.
And it's probably going to suck for a minute. But as you get older, you're going to be like, man, that's sick that my dad embraced, that our dads embraced life the way that they did.
Yeah, there's going to be a rough patch. Yeah.
Like teenage years. I think it might lead to more bonding, though.
From jealous kids. Well, not only that, but like I've thought a lot about like the talk that I'm going to have with my kids, like, you know, be safe with drinking and drugs and all that stuff and they're like but dad yeah look at this footage what about when pft said the cocaine olympics dad you're dad you're putting this guy against the up against the corner over a drinking game but what do you mean keep your composure what's this video of you puking with taylor like while you're wearing a hawaiian shirt in a tank race oh you have sting face paint just doing a case race right don't you think that would that would lead to like a bonding moment though like i think eventually with your kid when they're when they're looking at you and you're like okay my dad's kind of the same as i am like i i appreciate that for sure eventually but i'm saying like the like 14 to 18 rebellious teenage years like why aren't you letting me do this when i can pull up all these videos of you doing this especially if we're still on social media yeah doing content yeah that will be that will be like dad for the love of god you gotta stop embarrassing me yeah you should you should do like senior beer olympics too like yeah 40 years from now let's do a reunion do all the same games just a bunch of old dudes and like strollers and uh and the the walkers just getting it fucking hammered out there.
I mean, I was lucky enough. My dad, when he gave me the drinking drug talk, he was just like, no needles.
I was like, oh, so everything else? That was your drug talk? Yeah, he was just like, those are hard drugs. He's like, you're going to experiment with other stuff.
Just be safe. And it was the correct way to do it.
Because if you're a parent, you're're like don't do this don't do this don't smoke weed don't do that then you just want to do it more yeah but it's like i came into it being like all right just be safe my parents were pretty strict like i i started drinking probably late middle high like junior year of high school and you know you're trying to do all the sneaky stuff because your parents would fucking really yeah my dad Like there were some moments to where he's like he's taking his glasses off and he's like, you're coming home, son. And I'm like, we're like running.
I'm like, he's chasing me around a coffee table and I'm like getting away like that. I'm not going home because I'm just blacked out drunk.
And I'm like, you know, this dude's about to just whoop my ass. Because at that point I had scholarship offers.
He's like, you're going to ruin everything. Yada, yada.
I didn't smoke weed until I was 27, so I feel like feeling like that was the wrong thing to do, I feel like they did a good job in that respect. But sometimes I look back, I'm like, I wish I would have had a little bit more fun.
Yeah. But my old man, he was not.
Even when he caught me watching porn at a young age, pop-ups were a thing, right? And my dad took took me outside and he's like hey step outside and there's a funny story about him challenging me for the title that i've told on bussing but he brought me outside and um he goes what's this tits and ass galore.com and my jaw's like kind of quivering because i'm just terrified he's like if i catch you watching porn or putting porn on the computer again i'm gonna box your jaws in dude and i'm just thinking like i blamed it on a friend yeah oh my boy came and he was like he was just on the computer people and this is gonna date us but i don't think kids these days understand what we went through in the fact that like for my entire childhood we were a one computer house like yeah yeah one computer dial up for the entire house so that means every single person is using that computer so if you're watching porn which i did you're using you're like i'm i'm watching porn late at night and then my mom's going to play solitaire in the morning. And it's like, that's a fucking risky proposition.
And until you learn the game, like when your boys put you on, Hey, you have to delete the history. You got to delete the cookies.
You're thinking what? Like they can just find all of this stuff on the one. You don't have your own phone to just kind of look at.
I remember when I got, I got like a, the first time it, like I got the malware and the whole computer started,

and I just turned it off and walked away,

and I was like, I fucking don't know what to do.

I'm trying to go to titsandaskalore.com right now.

It looks like that site no longer exists.

That's a shame.

Free ones.

There was a go-to video I would hit there.

Do you remember free ones?

This was before there was actual porn videos you could watch.

It was just pictures.

You could just search.

It was almost like the yellow pages. It like a thousand names of chicks and you just click on it and there's just picture galleries free ones.com yeah yeah and then you were just at risk like you're like searching then all of a sudden a pop-up comes up like whoa hang on a second and you're just like playing a video game on the computer and you're like oh fuck i gotta figure out how to get this out of here we're like don't click on a video video that's like taking a real risk when you go to a video because first of all it's probably not going to load yeah second of all that's where all the pop ups come from so it was like stick to what you know the safe roads which are just you click on a picture and then you just see you just see a picture of boobs and then you just stare at that for like five seconds yeah back but yeah the videos is where you used to get in trouble also just finding porn was so exhilarating when you oh yeah when it would be like in a park somewhere you'd like find a little magazine yeah playboy that somebody else had like hidden in some bushes and you can't wait to tell the boys like guys you just hold up the magazine yeah pam anderson playboy the sable playboy yeah seminal moments the pam anderson video oh that was where i probably got my first malware.
Yeah. Tommy Lee honking the horn of the boat with his cock.
Massive piece. Like, oh my God.
And it was soft when he was doing that. Yes, bro.
Crazy. And it was enormous.
A crazy weapon. Heather Brooke.
Yeah. iDeepthroat.com.
iDeepthroat.com. That was, I mean, that was probably the best amateur porn video of all time.

Dude, we had to go.

I remember watching Howard Stern late at night.

Yep.

They would have the porn stars in studio.

They would blur it all out, but you could at least listen to them.

Right.

Like moaning and stuff.

I was like, this is awesome.

Or at least get to the Girls Gone Wild commercials that played.

Yeah, and Brooke Burke with E, where she was just in a bikini all the time.

Yeah, the kids don't know these days.

There's a lot of work that went into Hornets.

Dude, Cinemax.

Remember when you i i i think we like accidentally got cinemax and they do like at midnight they would do the the softcore porn yep oh just be fucking each other's nikki fritz saturday nights hbo real sex yes sir real sex but they would never show a whole lot no no it was one episode where you had to pick the right one because sometimes it would be like this old dude. And he's like, yeah, I like to have these girls over there.
I just dump paint on them, dude. And they're just fully clothed.
And this guy's like getting off, but you say pick the right one. We, you had to just wait for the right Saturday.
there was one real sex episode seared in my mind where it was, uh, it was all about these women who made like full prosthetic. Like it was dildos with with the guys like it was like dummies yeah and they would fuck the shit out of them and they showed it and it was the greatest and you just be like i hope they run this episode again yeah and then you just have your thumb on previous channel in case your parents walked in like back to espn like kind of like laying there with a boner like all right curveball i remember I remember yanking it to Get Low, the music video.
Oh, yeah. What was the one? Or that song, it was like, I like the way you move.
Yeah, what was the big boy? Yeah, there was just thick broad in there that I just was fascinated with. Thong's song was a pretty good one.
What was the Twista music video? They had, oh man, it was, they had some chicks in that one. They just, they knew how to move, bro.
And you're like, hey, there's nothing on right now. I got to figure out a way right now on a Wednesday night.
Yeah. All right.
We have one last question. Okay.
This has been great. We're excited for beer games.
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The beginning of the show is going to be on Tuesday morning before we go to beer games, this interview, and then post-beer games. So Max has a concussion-like test that he's going to administer to us.
Right now. Right now that we're going to then try to recreate when we're drunk after the beer game.
So we're baseline yeah yeah our baseline getting our base i told him to come up with a riddle i told him to come up with he's going to give us four words that we have to remember that we cannot write down all right max do we got to like walk a line and stuff too oh we might have to oh i'm good at that stuff yeah i'm good at that so one time when i was in texas there was there was a the Texas like state troopers. They would do their rookie seminar and they would have to recruit people from Texas to come in, get drunk under police supervision.
So you would go in. They would weigh you.
Then they'd make you drink. OK, here's three shots.
You have to drink in 15 minutes. Here's three more.
And then they put you in the room with all the police officers. They give you your tests.
So I got better at all the like physical tests, but the eyes, the eyes fuck you up because they start to flutter when they're at the end. Yeah.
So I think I'm what they call a functional drunk. So I think I can handle the physical aspect, mental aspect.
I think I'm going to absolutely tank. You know, PFT was the friend that's like, I drive better when I'm drunk.
Yeah. No, no, not good.
Never did. Yeah.
Well, yeah. You're like, you're like, bro, you don't.
And you got the friends that are like, oh, no, I think I'm better. And it's like, dude, no, you're not.
I don't know how people still get DUIs. I don't either.
It's crazy. It's like the one thing you just can just, just don't do.
Justin Timberlake just got one last night. No way.
Really? DWI. And it's like somebody of that stature.
I have one beer and I'll take an Uber. Yeah.

It's like, I don't know.

It's just, you just pull out your app.

Right.

Right.

If I'm going out to dinner, it's like, I'm going to drink a glass of wine.

It's like, well, I'm not going to drive.

Why would I even put even on that line?

Why even risk it at this point?

It's nuts.

Okay.

Max, ready?

What would you like to start with?

Whatever you want.

So I'm telling you the four random words now? Yes. And to remember no writing it down no cheating okay uh and this is things that were talked about in the interview okay okay like words that were said during this interview okay oh vibes okay monday okay 30 okay that's for the record, that was 30%.
It's three syllables. You're saying a lot of words right now.
That's two words. I already forgot the second one.
30%. Well, that was Taylor Swift's chance of coming to the beer.
Okay, 30%. Vibes, Monday.
Vibes, Monday. 30%.
And this is, I'm counting this as one word, titsandaskalore.com. Okay.
I like vibes, Monday, 30%. Tandaskalore.com.
And we're taping this a week before beer games, so we got to keep this in our brain. Okay, yeah.
That'll be fun. God damn it.
Vibes Monday, 30%, titsandaskalore.com. Okay, all right, all right.
So now you want the – I did NFL trivia. Okay.
Kind of. First one, what college did Peerless Price attend? Tennessee.
Tennessee. Bang.
Okay. Wow, that was quick.
Wow. Who has the longest rush in the history of the Super Bowl? The Super Bowl? Is that – was he on the Redskins? No.
Oh. The longest rush in the history of the Super Bowl.
Ready? Answer? Yeah. Willie Parker.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Steelers.
Fast Willie Parker. Yeah.
Great nickname. What running back led the position in Yak in this past year? Not Christian McCaffrey? Not CMC? Nope.
This one surprised me. Can't be.
No, it wasn't. Saquon? Brees Hall.
Oh, he did have a sneaky year.

Very up and down fantasy-wise.

Yeah, but I mean, he had Izzy nipping at his heels.

All right.

Who is the Bengals' all-time sack leader?

Played recently.

Carlos Dunlap.

Florida.

Carlos Dunlap.

What?

He is.

He went to Florida.

And who is the only AFC team to win a Super Bowl but not win an AFC championship? Oh. Oh.
This one's a Shane question. Wait.
Win a Super Bowl. So it's a team that's in the NFC like the Seahawks that used to be in the AFC.
No, the opposite. Opposite.
Wait. No, no.
They've never won an AFC championship, but they're currently in the AFC.

Correct.

And they've never won an AFC championship.

But they've won a Super Bowl.

They've never won an AFC championship.

They've never won an AFC championship, but they have won a Super Bowl.

They have won a Super Bowl.

And they're currently in the AFC.

So there's the Broncos.

No, Broncos definitely not.

No, I'm naming AFC teams.

Dolphins.

The Jets.

The Jets.

So the Jets were in the NFC.

Oh, yeah.

And they won.

Okay.

All right.

That makes sense.

Yes.

All right.

You ready for the riddle?

Yes.

So we got to remember all these answers.

Yeah.

This riddle.

I got Peerless Price on lockdown.

Peerless Price.

And Carlos Dunlap.

I got that on lockdown.

I just looked up most random NFL player and where they went. Yeah.
I got Peerless Price on lockdown. Peerless Price.
And Carlos Dunlap. I got that on lockdown.
I just looked up the most random NFL player and where they went to. Yeah.
I got that on lockdown. What has four fingers and a thumb but isn't alive? What has four fingers and a thumb and a thumb? Four fingers and a thumb not alive.
Jimmy Carter. four fingers Chubb's hand He could be dead by the time He could be very much dead I don't know if today's a sleep day or not for him Four fingers and a thumb No no no Don't say it yet Max It's a riddle Will You're never gonna get this this you're will man to man you're never gonna get on my surprise i don't even know what all right might surprise you sound it out to tell us what your your process is here i don't know right it's something in a real oh the hamburger helper glove so close okay all right ronald mcdonald hey that was a good guess but that's also valid i think you it's you're right there.
You're right there. Hamburger helper.
The other word. The glove.
A glove. A glove.
A glove. A glove.
So, yeah. The hamburger helper glove.
No, just a glove, but also specifically the hamburger helper glove. Specifically the hamburger helper glove.
Not a lot. Hey, nice fucking pull.
See, Max almost said it, and we just got that genius out of PFT. Yeah, we did, right? Yeah, we did.
Yeah, me and you. I don't know if you saw it.
we had to fill the air while he thought about it he could have you and i could have sat here we got a hundred hours we've gotten all of these correct yeah will's dorito question yesterday was fantastic yeah it was okay okay random story okay yeah so we got to remember this too the details of the wait a lot of things i made this one no no vibes monday 30 percent Tits and Ask Lore.com. Okay, ready for the random story?

It's going to be great.

Yeah. Max and Hank went out on the boat.
Hank was confident in his boating abilities until the engine stalled and we were stuck in the middle of the lake. Luckily, Roan had a blue jet ski on the shore and was able to come out for a rescue mission.
But the jet ski only had room for one extra person so hank stabbed max with a screwdriver and hopped on the jet ski okay wow wow okay hank and max went out on a boat max was confident sucks at driving the boat the boat stalled roan came in on blue jet ski hank kills max he only hang on he only has room for one one but But he would have done it anyways. Yeah, Hank kills Max.
He saw the perfect opportunity. And then Hank and Roan go back.
What did Hank use to kill? Screwdriver. Screwdriver.
All right, those details are going to be very funny. Oh, my God.
We're fucked. Yeah.
All right, that's all I got. Because I think we'll figure, I think we'll know the answers to the questions.
The trivia questions, we'll definitely not get one of them, but the riddle and the words are going to be – No, we got the trivia. It's Peerless Price went to – Tennessee.
Longest touchdown, Willie Parker. Bengals career sack leader.
Carlos Dunlop. Carlos Dunlop.
And only team to win a Super Bowl. Jets.
Jets. And no – And Brees Hall.
Brees Hall. No cheating.
Can't go back and listen to this. Oh, no, we won't even be out.
We won't be won't even be out yeah yeah so now a question are we working together when this happens yeah we're trying to all be around each other yeah we're trying to get as many uh correct as we can after the beer we got to do something that's like a physical with us three yeah yeah we'll do we'll do we'll do a test that Hank can narrate. Egg toss? No, wrestle.
Yeah. Just hit some egg toss.
Oh, egg toss would be good. Yeah.
Okay. Well, Will.
Hey, thanks for having me on. This is going to be fucking great.
This is going to be awesome. Time out.
You guys are actually coming, right? As of right now, yes. Okay.
It would be a shame. It would be a shame.
As of right now, yes. As of right now.
You got a dick to say now. I know, bro.
Will. Because, hey, I remember when the first commits.
What? Just look me in the eye. We're going to be there.
Yeah. Okay.
Okay. All right.
We haven't been recording yet. When we had all the big names and we said them, I remember you just being like, hey, best case or best thing to do next time, just don't say who's coming so that way it's not a letdown.

Ever.

Ever.

So it's just as of right now.

As of right now.

Yeah.

You can never just be like, next year's Beer Olympics,

we have a commitment from Dana Beers.

That's it.

The truck that you guys are coming in on, are you going to have speakers just blaring?

Yeah.

It's going to be tricked out, yeah.

You got some AWO shirts.

The whole vibe water other than body armor.

We wanted to just crash it like Stone Cold. Yeah.
Love it. And we're going to have Jerry in it.
He's going to be tricked out. Yeah.
Some AWO shirts. The whole vibe water other than body armor.
We wanted to just crash it like stone cold. Yeah.
Love it. And we're going to have Jerry in it.
He's going to be a ref. Yeah.
Jerry was on the list. Jerry was going to.
Jerry. I knew when that video went, I was like, we're probably going to lose Jerry.
Jerry. Jerry.
God bless Jerry. When, when, when Will and Taylor kicked us out of beer games, Jerry texted me immediately.
He goes, they're dead to me. I had to tell him that it's okay to talk to will again yeah because then will reach out to jerry and tried to feel it out i said love what you did with the dogs yeah and jerry just replied like texted me he's like will just tried to reach out to me i'm not i'm waiting for you to tell me if it's okay he's a loyal dog man you need that you need the foxhole guys you need him he's a foxhole guy all right well thank you so much thank you boys compton the boy was brought to you by visible if you haven't heard of visible now you have they're the wireless carrier that's making wireless visible it's right there in the name switch to visible the wireless company that makes wireless visible get a one-time one-line plan with unlimited 5g data powered by verizon as low as 25 bucks a month every month taxes and fees included use promo code take 20 to receive 20 bucks off your first month for listening to this podcast one-line wireless as low as 25 a month taxes and fees included unlimited 5g data powered by verizon switch now at visible.com save on wireless with unlimited 5g data powered by Verizon for data management practices and additional terms visit visible.com the visible monthly rate is $25 a month switch now at visible.com okay we're back after the beer games I'm hammered I do not feel good I'm hammered I actually feel pretty good right now but I know for a fact I'm hammered yeah i do not feel good.
I'm hammered. I actually feel pretty good right now, but I know for a fact I'm hammered.
Yeah, I retired from drinking games. I put out a press release.
You had a hell of a run. I let myself.
I said there could be an unretirement. What? I've retired from drinking games.
What led to the retirement? I'm just washed, dude. I'm so washed.
I got allergies. I should have left when I beat.
What made you realize you're washed uh this could just be in the moment you know you know you're never supposed to retire right after the season this past week has been my season yeah the the the case race beer games in week one week combo has been a lot yeah yeah i think you're being hard on yourself you were like very good chug. Maybe the last game you weren't so good, but the other games you carried.
And I'm not just talking about myself. Wait, why are you saying that he carried? What are you saying, Max? Because I...
I was on his team. Who would he carry? True.
Good point. Well, how did you do in the three-beard chug? In the three-beard chug, I did not fare well.
But I knew that I wasn't going to do well in that because i just can't fit that much beer in my belly yep but i feel like in the flip cup and the beer pong i i did very well and i also showed my testicles to walk a flock of flame and psyched him out so that's that's a major that's a major dub that did he got so freaked out by my nuts he was like what that? Yeah. I did the old trick of, oops, I slipped and fell in some gum.
Didn't know what to do with it. No, I should have walked off when I did the boot chug to start in 8.1 seconds and beat Quentin Nelson.
It's pretty good. And I should have left right there.
Because that's all I can do. I can chug.
I can't do anything else. It was a good chug.
It was a really good chug. It felt good, but yeah.
Sometimes you got to know when you're washed. Yeah.
You're not washed. You're not washed.
You're too hard on yourself. None of us should be competing in beer games.
Wouldn't you rather walk away when you're still competitive than walk away when you're just terrible? It's like Willie Mays. I still think you're competitive.
By the way, we should have said Willie Mays, RIP. We did.
We did say RIP. Oh, we did.
Yeah. Oh, it was that we only did a minute and a half on him.
Yeah. That was what people were upset about.
Longer than any hockey recap we've ever done. No.
No, today we did a big hockey recap. We talked about the dog.
Other than today, it's hilarious how few hockey recaps but we do we also have yeah more hockey guests than every other regular sports podcast facts yeah i'm in on that love it we didn't say r.i.p jerry west ever that was it r.i.p jerry west yo jerry west didn't even know he died uh oh really no idea You know what I was thinking about the other day? Jerry Springer died.

Yeah.

He didn't.

Yeah, he did a while ago.

He's dead.

He's big time dead.

Crazy.

Can I say something about Jerry West?

Yeah.

I don't want to sound insensitive.

Great player.

Great human being, I think.

I don't know.

RIP.

Now we're not talking about changing the logo anymore after he died.

True.

True.

So he's going to be the logo for probably forever.

But at the time when he was alive, they were like, we maybe change it to michael jordan now he can't change anymore change it don't change it jerry west is a great gm too yeah what are you doing i did i just look jerry springer died so long so long ago dude but i just thought of it the other day i was like damn jerry springer's not with us recurring of my take. Yeah.
I didn't know that either. Yeah.
I don't know why it popped in my head. Where are we? Rushmore.
Oh, Rushmore. We are in Taylor Luan's pool house.
Haunted house. Haunted Civil War house.
There's a ghost. Apparently multiple ghosts in here.
This was a Civil War hospital for, I think, maybe the side that lost. I don't know.
But, yeah, we're here in this pool house, and we are very hammered. I see a sign that says, I'm a pop star, not a doctor.
Yeah, that's from Civil War. Yeah.
Also, if you're listening to this, you opted into it. So thank you very much for listening.
I think people like this. We don't do it often.
It's been a long time. It's been a long time since we've done a drunk or hungover part of my bake.

I've never been on the show for any of these.

Because we know that watching drunk people sometimes is funny,

but listening to drunk people sometimes is very not funny.

So we try to sprinkle it in like Salt Bae.

We're going to have Will on in a minute.

Will is the drunkest man on planet Earth

because he lasted a long time in beer Olympicslympics um let's do the rushmore though what's about rushmore again mount rushmore of things you say to your boys when you're drunk okay and no one is prepped no no i have no idea no one is prepped no i was starting to do a notepad and then you're like no no no no no no nothing so it's we're in this state right now. No.
I was starting to do a notepad, and then you're like, none of us have done anything. No, no, no.
No, no, no. I got nothing.
So we're in this state right now. Notepad.
Hank and I also weren't supposed to be drunk for this. True.
True. We have some behind-the-scenes footage when I broke it to Hank.
So funny. Literally so funny.
He was so mad. I wasn't mad.
I was just... You were so mad.
Stop that. You were so mad at me.
You're not going to be able to say that when the footage comes out. All right.
So, all right. I was mad.
The second that I showed up, I walked in, and I woke up, clear outlook in life. I've been living happily.
Wait, wait, real quick. Hank, I think we did a bad job of setting this up.
We're at Beer Olympics, and we've known that we're coming to Beer Olympics for a long time, but we're trying to do the long sell of getting kicked out of beer olympics not going but we showed up today in nashville we didn't talk about that start did we we talked about it with will oh that's right we did talk about it at the start oh we did both okay my bad sorry for trying to but hank wasn't supposed to be in and then last night ron was out and i offered up hank and he was so mad at me. Sorry for ruining your story, Hank.
My bad. The quick story was that I walked in the hotel and saw Waka Flocka, and then I had the best day of my life.
Yeah, Waka Flocka. What do you do with Waka Flocka today? We just hung out, talked shop.
Also, best move. I watched him explain cryptocurrency to Stu Finer.
Oh, that's a hell of a duo. Dream blunt rotation.
I can't. best move i made when i showed up today was i just became best friends with michael chandler because i was like i don't want to get armbarred i don't want to get in the fucking hold and i was just like i was just gassing him up and he's like he's he said he got he was like pumping me up he's like when you talk people listen i was like all right just don't armbar me dude after today i After today, I'm the biggest Michael Chandler guy of all time.
Of all time. He's the man.
He's the man. He is the man.
He's the man. Coolest guy.
Should I go? Rushmore? Yes. Look at that chick.
Oh. Okay.
That's a good first pick. That's a good one.
First pick. First pick.
That's a good first pick. Look at that chick.
All right, man. I love my girlfriend, but I would say if I was drunk with the boys, I would be like, look at that chick.
Yep. That's pretty good.
This is going to be a mess on the graphic. All right.
I'm going to go with a simple one. I love you, man.
Yeah. I love you.
Wait, can I change it? I fucking love you, man. Yeah.
I fucking love you, man. That's a good answer.
Yeah. Look at that chick was a good answer, too.
Look at that chick. Just pointing at a woman.
Yeah. Yeah.
Because I'm not actually going to do anything, but acknowledging that girls are hot to your boys is like a thing. No, keep talking.
Keep talking, Max. Keep digging.
With that vagina. That's what you say, Max? No, no, no.
That's not me. All right, I'll go with another easy one.
Be safe out there, kids, but should I call my guy? Oh, oh yeah that's a lot of words no but i think it's just should i call my guy i think we all know what that means that's good pick yeah thank you i appreciate that uh i will go with grab me one yeah boy goes to grab a beer. Yeah.
Grab me one. Grab me one's good.
Grab me one. Grab me one's good.
Grab Me One. Yeah.
Boy Goes to Grab a Beer.

Yeah.

Grab Me One.

Grab Me One's good.

Grab Me One.

Grab Me One's good.

Grab Me One.

Grab Me One.

That's a good one.

And then I will go with No Prep is Tough.

No Prep is Tough.

Uh-huh.

I Fucking Love You is pretty much the go-to.

That should have been the one-one. I don't know how it slipped to two.
Yeah. Yeah, no.
I don't even say what I said, too. Come on.
What are we feeling tonight? Oh, okay. That's a good one.
What are we feeling tonight's good? What are we feeling tonight's good? Not really. Okay.
You have a couple beers? Like, you're at the pre... What are you feeling? What are you feeling tonight? You would love to ask that like when we're done with this what are you feeling tonight what are we feeling tonight what are you feeling going to bed 15 what's up what are you feeling uh what are you feeling tonight i don't want to give away any of my other answers i'm about to say things that drunk people say to their bros yeah next pick is uh do you think jason tatum has aura no i'm just kidding that's not actually right no that's what he said that's not my graphic that's a joke yeah that's not my pick it was a bad joke it was a good games can we get a ruling pft it's not actually uh we gotta do this more yeah that's a good one especially when you get older yeah you always say we gotta i'm always like we gotta do this that's a good pick and then you don't see your friends for like another six months yep but we gotta do this more uh for number two i'm gonna go with want to go strip club yeah good one you want to go to strip club you just throw it out there i and i'm not a strip club guy that like i feel like that's not actually like uh do you actually say that with your boys? I'm saying...
No, but Hank. I know what you're saying, Hank, but there's always one guy in the group that says that.
No, that's like a bachelor party thing, not like a... No.
With your boys. There's always one guy that's a strip club guy.
At a bachelor party. That throws it out there.
Yeah. Yeah.
I think it plays. Yeah.
Okay. We'll see.
This Mount Rushmore might might suck we got a banger though for friday shout out the top youtube comment on monday uh i have two yeah can i get a hit of that nice okay it's good can i get a hit of that it can go is that about a chick again no um. It's about a vape.

I guess cigarette doesn't...

I guess it would be drag if it were a cigarette.

Yeah.

But it's like...

Or weed.

I'm not a big weed guy, but it's like I need something of that.

And then my next thing...

Guys don't talk to each other.

I have one, but I'm trying to think of the best way to word it. Guys don't talk to each other, huh? I feel like with my friends I would say stupid shit.
Yeah. But that's not.
Relatable to the general public? I think guys. Maybe it is.
I think guys talk to each other, but. I'm just going to say what I, yeah.
We just talk shit each other. Like, we get mad at each other.
Yeah. I think I know the best way to word this.
Okay. Probably won't be.
Want to go get some food. Oh, that's...
It took you that long for... Well, I was like...
Realistically, I was thinking in my head... Like, what I wanted to say was like, what do you want from Taco Bell? But like that...
Yes, yes. Or should we order a pizza and like i thought i was uh limiting the rest of the drunk food world yes but want to go get some food it it probably should come to me quicker but that's that's i agree with that the round i want to go yes that's a fantastic pick but it's just very funny that took you a minute to correctly.
I really just wanted to say, what do you want from Taco Bell? Because right now, what I'm thinking of, boys, what should we get from Taco Bell? Yeah. Because we're talking about this, and I'm thinking Taco Bell.
Whatever. Fuck it.
I'm done. All right.
I'm going to go with... I'm going to go with...
You're the fucking best. Oh, I like that.
You're the fucking best. I like that.
That's a good one. Wait, what was your first one? My first one was...
I love you, man. I fucking love you, man.
Okay. Yeah.
Yeah. Two different things.
No, I just wanted to know what your first one was.

Entirely different conversations.

I fucking love you, man, is having a heart-to-heart with a bro.

You're the fucking best is they do something sweet,

and you need to acknowledge that they're sweet at what they did.

Yes.

Agreed.

Yeah.

The music's coming on in the background.

All right, I got to figure out what I'm going to do.

No prep is a bad idea.

Max stole mine.

I didn't think he'd get there.

Want to order some food is a good pick.

That's a good one.

Good value pick.

I can't believe it lasts that long.

I thought about that one one.

Not fat.

Okay, I'll go with one that definitely works.

What do we want to bet on? If with your with your friends and you have games and games are on maybe it's like a saturday afternoon it's like what what are we betting on today that's a really good maybe what are we betting on tonight is the wording good pick yeah that definitely happens yeah for sure um i'll go and this is this is where it's like i i just is just what I do speak from yourself I like to just walk up to my friends and you see them thoughts oh just a thought thoughts is good and then it's like what and then you're like thoughts and then you never know where your friend's gonna go they. Like, they're going to know.
Okay. You know, they're drunk.
They're just going to start talking about whatever's on their mind. Yeah.
Thoughts. Thoughts.
Thoughts is good. Thoughts is funny.
I like that. It's good because it puts it on the other person right there.
Yeah. And I'll just be like, you know, you're walking around drunk.
You see, you know, you walk past your friend ten times. You're just like, what's good? You're just like, thoughts.
Thoughts. I like that.
And then. She got any friends oh good one

because your friends

you'll talk about their

you know girls are talking to them

like she got any friends

yeah

good one

and hopefully they do

so my last one is

I don't know how

you guys can maybe

help me through it

it's not like a specific phrase

but it's like

making super aggressive plans

for the next day

that you're not going to do

oh yeah. Yeah.
How would I, I don't know if that, if I can just say it, that, that making super aggressive plans. Or like future plans.
Yeah. But it's like, no, it should be tomorrow because it's like you plan on going out to get like brunch tomorrow.
We think you're invincible. When you know that nobody's going to wake up before 10 a.m.
Right. And they're like, yeah, okay, so we're going to meet at 945 at this diner, and then we're going to go out.
It's like, we're going to be fine tomorrow. Let's run it back tomorrow.
Let's run it back tomorrow. It isn't bad.
I think you could just simply be making aggressive plans for tomorrow that you won't keep. Yeah.
You don't say that to your boys. Yeah, so I'm.
It's got to be the. If it's not Rushmore, what you say to your boys.
I'm going to agree with Hank on this one. Okay, all right, all right.
Like, what do you say to your boys when you're drunk? All right, let's run it back tomorrow. Okay.
Let's run it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I go, yeah, dude, let's run it back. You know what? Let's go get brushed.
Let's run it back tomorrow. Let's run it back tomorrow.
Let's go get brushed tomorrow. Let's run it back tomorrow.
We got to just, yeah. Yeah, because that happens so much.
Oh, yeah. You're just like, oh, we'll do this.
We'll do that. What are you doing tomorrow? Go to a Cubs game.
Yeah. Oh, we'll golf.
I once signed up for a 5K when I was drunk. She didn't show up the next day.
Yeah. That's great, though.
Yeah. It was a great cancellation.
Yeah. I've only done a 5K once in my life, and you made me do it.
Yeah, and you cheated.

Yeah, I would have cheated more if I didn't have to. You're going to have to do that again this year, by the way.
All right, so I'll do this one. For my fourth one, I'm going to say, I don't know.
I think this is loud. You're the best.
I thought that was your last one. No, Hank, who's turns it? Sorry.
Who's turns it, Hank? My bad. That's right.
I really think

insert your quarterback's name here is going to be awesome this year let me rephrase that I really think quarterback's name is going to have a big year I like that because it happened to me today and I don't know if that's people just trying to be nice to me but I had multiple people I'm like yeah Caleb Williams could be awesome it had it happened to me twice today already where you just whoever your quarterback is you're like I think the system suits him really well I like the offensive coordinator is like winning down just talk about your sports teams or their sports teams he reminds me a lot of Lamar Jackson I like that I'm saying I like. I like that.
I really think quarterbacks wouldn't be good. Max, have you said that to anybody? No, I feel like.
So you don't think that Jalen Hurts is going to be good? Everyone knows Jalen Hurts is a good quarterback. Is he okay? Is he? Yeah, Jalen Hurts is a guy.
Oh, he's a good quarterback. Having to say he's a guy means you might be doubting him.
It's interesting that he said that he's good. Like, if I had the guy, I'd be like, he's a fucking beast.
Max, did you ever figure out who that eagle is here today? What? The eagle? Trevor Keegan. That was bad.
He just got drafted. He just got drafted.
Big Cat was like... I hyped you up.
But that was also on you because you didn't know him. Of course not.
He hates me. He was like, I'm an Eagles player.
And then I happened to be walking by. He's like, Max is a diehard Eagles guy.
And then he looked at me. He's like, if you're such a diehard Eagles guy, who am I? I'm like, I don't fucking know, dude.
Yeah, but that's like 2% of the fan base. He was like a mid-fifth round pick.
Also, shout out Grim Glasgow. He's probably going to be a beast..
Graham Glasgow is the nicest guy in the world. He really is.
He's the best. Yeah, I talked to him for like 20 minutes today.
He's the best. Great dude, Graham Glasgow.
Last pick. I crushed this draft.
Where are we going after this? You think so? That's a good last pick. That's a good last pick.
Where are we going after this? That's a great pick. Yeah.
That is a good pick. That's a great last pick.
because's a great pick. Yeah.
You just said. That is a good pick.
I mean, I trust you. That's a great last pick.
Uh-huh. Because you're always trying to find the next move.
Yeah, you're always trying to find the next move. Where are we going after this? Like if people don't want to like where they're at.
Yeah. You'll just be like, where are we going? If I lose this draft, this is another reason of like everyone hates me.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
No, Max. That's a good strategy.
Just attack the listeners. You literally missed the 1-1.
Yeah. The 1-1 was easy.
Your 1-1 was terrible I fucking love you dude Your 1-1 was look at that girl Yeah I fucking love you is the easiest Easiest 1-1 What a chick You're saying that when your drunk eyes Don't look Drunk eyes don't like looking looking at other chicks and not hitting on them? I don't. I never look at other chicks.
I'm more likely to be like, dude. I love you.
I fucking love you, dude. No, I do that, too.
Like, right now... I love you guys.
I fucking love you, dude. I'm not going to be like, look at that chick.
Right. That sounds like you're a stalker.
That's so creepy. Yo, look at that chick.
Look her i i also i also love my girlfriend look at the thing that's the thing about me all right i was thinking for the masses like dudes love talking about like girls love doing that they do that's also that is a thing for sure you've talked yourself into a last place no i haven't i actually crushed this without a out for sure for sure. You've talked yourself into a last place.
No, I haven't. I actually crushed this.
Without a doubt. For sure, for sure.
All right, honorable mentions real quick. I have a couple old dude, old guy ones from Washed.
There's kind of like the, we should do this more often. Every time I've ever gone on a bachelor party, it's like, dude, wouldn't it be sick if we just got a house like all of us together yeah that's a good one like just and like left our lives and just hung out in a house dude you're in that like mid second day bachelor party let's write a movie that's another one where you're drunk everything's so funny we should fucking we should write a movie.
And then the, and then like it does, unfortunately you with your friends, it's like, how are the kids? That kind of sucks, but that does happen. Yeah.
Compound talk. I have compound talk on almost every like bachelor, a big group hangout.
It's like, let's get a fucking compound. Yeah.
All live together. Pool in the middle.
Let's get a house. Get our money together.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. I yeah i do the i do the move because guys don't really talk to each other uh that deeply i do the move at the end of the bachelor parties i just tell all my friends like tell me one thing that i can bring home with me when i get asked yeah that's good like give me like a work thing a family to just give me one thing i can be like oh yeah he's doing thisorable mention, did you hear how bad Max's Mount Rushmore was the other day? Yep.
Now this is going to crush. Yeah.
Hank, how many bachelor parties have you been to? Good question. Three? Not that many.
How many have you guys been to? A lot. 15? Yeah.
I would say, yeah, somewhere around 20-ish. I've been to two of my two brothers, but I haven't been to any of my friends yet.
And I'm waiting for that moment. I'll put this out there.
Max is a good bachelor party hang. The other one that I like to do, again, this is more just what I do.
But I just like to be like, sup? Oh, yeah. Sup? Sup? That wouldn't have played.
Ah, Max. I'm jealous of you, though.
No, but I'm thinking, like, when I'm with my friends, if I'm walking around, I'll just be like, What's up? What about, I think she's into you, or I think she's into me? Like, you run into a random girl. Like, after someone says, look at that chick? Yeah, but then after you look at her, she comes by, and then she just says something nice and walks away.
And then you say, I think she's into me, I think she's into you. Except everyone has that one friend that I'm in love with blank.
Everyone has that one friend that thinks every chick is into him. Yeah.
You're like, dude, that's just not possible. Oh, the car girl.
I think she's into me. Oh yeah.
No, she's not. Max, the bachelor party.
I'm jealous because I would say so. Yeah, I've been to probably about 15 roughly.

Hey, Big Cat, can I give you a quick note?

What?

People, they're going to cook you for a posture.

Yeah, I don't give a fuck.

I'm drunk.

I'm just looking out for you.

I'm retired.

I'm in retirement now.

I'm upset I'm not wearing my Kelsey cutoff jersey right now.

I feel like shit.

I'm in retirement.

Bachelor parties like one through nine are the best.

Then you get that like summer where you do a bunch and you're like i'm kind of burnt out so then it becomes a little bit of a chore but then you got to hold on because the last couple are also the best because you're like these are the end like the last couple that i did i was like this is the end like i know all my friends are married like i'm this is it is all i got really live it

up yeah i'm in like the middle of wedding season right now but none of them are like my really like close boys yeah you don't have you don't have friends is what he said i have so many fucking friends it's crazy um but a lot of weddings a lot of bachelor parties hypoth Hypothetically speaking, just boys talking here. My best friends.
Wait, wait, wait. Hypothetically speaking, boys talking here.
What? Hank and Max. Shane and Memes, you can chime in.
At some point in the future, if you decide to get married, would Pft and i be invited to your bachelor party yeah

no shane shane says no yeah probably smart i say yes but you guys will not come i'll come to your

no i would say yes and you guys better i think hey i'll come to yours i think hank would come

i think hank is the only one that would come to my bachelor party i would come for a day

max i'll go i'd come for a day oh wait where is it my shore no no no yeah that's what i

Thank you. the only one that would come to my bachelor party i would come for a day max i would go i'd come for a day oh wait where is it my shore no no no yeah that's what i was worried about my dream bachelor party is a force i'll say right now but it's so far away that no it's a force well hank's gonna have like tom brady and jason tatum on his bachelor i would want to do like darts in like ireland or england and golf that rocks yeah mine is like also like a big sporting event the real yeah darts environment but it would be that seems like the best boys vibe what do you got mine is also a big sporting event which is sad because it's like i'm not a huge penn State football fan but like I think a Penn State weekend at like you at like all right UCLA would be fun or like Washington like I want like a sporting event that I care like Penn State fucking Michigan like that's not very fun max is correct I am NOT going to Happy Valley for no not happy Valley I wanted a way game this is stupid let's not talk about this okay yeah good point all right we're gonna do Will with the concussion test okay we're gonna end the show beer games with the drunkest guy in the world that's Will Compton you did it bro yeah you didn't you did thank you y'all y'all said they're like obviously me and you went back and forth but it's sitting there like Big Hat's like, hey, what if we come and surprise everybody?

Yeah. sat there like obviously me and you went back and forth but it's sitting there like big cat's like

hey what if we come and surprise everybody yeah because i'm sitting there stubborn as fuck thinking like hey if there's anything to salvage it go ahead and do it blah blah blah we'd be up for it big cat had the idea that everybody come and like come together and legitimately bro Waka Faka Flame

you guys coming

and having fun

you sitting there

being like

hey

I

I

I

I

I

I

I

I

I

I

I

I Everybody come and like come together. And legitimately, bro, Waka Faka Flame, you guys coming and having fun.
You sitting there being like, hey, I didn't know that was what it was, my fault, blah, blah, blah. I didn't know that.
It truly meant a lot. Legitimately.
I love that. I didn't know that.
I had a blast. I didn't know about the stuff behind the scenes you were dealing with.
I was making jokes, but I'm very happy that we did. Dude, we had did so much fun i retired from drinking games what you can't retire i retired you are i retired from drinking games the ultimate warrior to now yeah you cannot retire i've decided to declare myself professional i'm gonna enter the pro sphere i left myself open to unretire but i'm retired as of right now yeah I need a break.
I might be retired. My body's hurt.
I left myself open to unretire, but I'm retired as of right now.

Yeah.

I need a break.

I might be retired.

My body's hurt.

I might be retired tomorrow morning when I wake up.

Yes.

And then we'll see.

As of right now, I'm ready to.

Dude.

When you did another beer Olympics, I'm in.

It wouldn't even Max, bro.

Like Hank, Max, the boys being like, hey, are we going to move it?

Yada, yada, yada.

You guys buying in.

Honestly, all we ever wanted was you guys to be fired up. And it was.
It was awesome. NBC, you know that.
Yeah, no, I know. All we ever wanted was you guys.
All we ever wanted was doing Nashville because this was fucking awesome. The best, bro.
I'm sitting there looking at Taylor. I'm like, dog, this, we should never leave, bro.
This is it. I might have said on a confessional that I wanted to go home.
But that's a fair thing for a guy who's 39 with three kids and getting his ass kicked in a pool by offensive linemen. And I was just like, I just want to go home and see my kids.
You know what my favorite part was? No spoilers, but we did lose one event early. And just getting into the pool and hanging out in the pool for like an hour while everyone else competed that was maybe the best time it's like chilling with dana beers who by the way he doesn't drink beer anymore right uh but yeah just hanging with him and glenny balls in the pool what a blunt rotation that was you're sitting there looking at cats and it's kind of like hey are we about to get fucked up you kind of know kind of know, like, yo, we're about to get wrecked.
Yeah. Should we

fully go there? Jerry

buying all the way in. Like,

dude, honestly. The three beer

chug is a genius starting thing

because I was like,

you were thinking about going

strategy. Yeah.

Yeah. We're thinking about ditching it.
Yeah. Because some of us aren't that good at chugging beers will's got nothing behind his eyes right now will will's pumped up right now i don't blame because he's behind those eyes i love it i i i i am truly like i am i did what do you think think about Bureau Zimpics where everybody just slams beer

and then we get really fucking skinny out of it?

Ooh, I like that.

Manjaro,

where we just fucking shoot ourselves in the gut.

Well, I do feel bad

that I pulled you in the pool

when you had your phone in your pocket,

but it still works.

Dude, it made for the best content.

Yeah.

Because you're sitting there

and you're like,

you know, obviously we went through

whatever we went through. Fuck it.
Fuck it. We had to bring it back to nashville if dave doesn't do that we obviously do not bring it back to nashville right it is what it is you guys wanted the entire time and when you're sitting there in the fucking pool pulling me in like that's the moment dude You saw my ass.
Truly. Did not matter.
I'm like, yo, Big Cat's pulling me in.

I sound ridiculous. pulling me in.
Like, that's the moment. Dude, you saw my ass.
Truly did not matter.

I'm like,

yo,

big cats pulling me in.

I sound ridiculous.

Because we're fucked up right now.

But I'm seriously thinking like,

yo, I love this,

bro.

I love you.

I love it.

Hey,

I love you.

I love you.

Hey,

Will,

guess what?

Right now,

you're getting paid for this.

Like,

I fucking love you.

This is the dream job.

Yes. Will, have you ever This is the dream job.
Yes.

Will, have you ever uttered the words

when you were drunk with your boys,

hey, look at that chick?

When we were fucking,

Taylor and I,

we're in the fucking mix of it.

And we're against Bakhtiari.

That was a weird way of going off that.

Hey, people were rooting for us.

We kind of were against Bakhtiari.

And we're sitting there like, looking at his wife like, hey, we have to steal. We have to steal his wife.
We have to beat him in front of his wife. We have to fucking take this moment.
But that's man shit. That's the whole thing to say when you're at a bar and you see a hot girl, look at that girl.
Yeah, bro. Max, even you, legitimately.
We've got to steal that guy's wife. guys pulled him up.
I'm not saying that. I'll tell you what.
I almost teed him up for that. I brought on a ref jersey.
One thing I noticed with Will and Taylor, they, oh, shit. I don't know.
I just spilled. That's fine.
You guys got a Spartan mentality, for sure. Like, we pull up to the gate, and you're like, we're the 300.
Yeah. And who are these Persians coming in? And Taylor, last year, like, we were kind of, you know, a little abrasive about people beating us.
Yeah. But, dude, you guys, Big Cat, you guys stepping in, it was, I am hammered.
Do you think Taylor really cares about this couch? That was the most fun. Absolutely, bro.
Yeah, he absolutely cares about that couch. Taylor left, I promise you.
He's sitting there thinking like, damn, I wish they would just let me know. Can I please be a part of this? I swear.
I said to him, I tried to call him. Call him right now.
Max, you too, bro. Like, the moment that you were sitting there like, hey, are they going to cancel this? Yada, yada, yada.
Obviously, I was fired up about it. It is what it is.

When you guys fully bought in,

got off the fucking trailer,

the body armor,

and bought in,

dude, Max,

I was so fired up, bro.

Yeah, no, it was so much fun.

Number one, because BFT,

obviously, we have our commonalities

about the whole thing.

But even Big Cat, we went back and forth about it all. Big Cat was on vacation.
Dude, I'm so happy you guys came. I'm happy.
Legitimately. I am so hammered.
We're for the boys. Your boys are smiling right now because I'm hammered, but I'm legitimately.
We're for the boys. I'm so hammered.
Respect. So, I was thinking earlier today that I don't remember any of the questions that they asked us when we did the interview earlier.
Yeah. We have our concussion test.
I have no idea. Dude.
You guys ready? Carlos Dunlap. Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, he's going to ask the question.
No, no, no. I'm going to ask the question.
Go ahead. We just got to nail these.
Okay. We're with each other.
We got them. We got them.
Boys. Let Will go first, PFT.
Okay.

All right. We'll try.

And then we'll step in and help.

Did you know?

Yeah, yeah.

I know a couple.

I don't know all of them.

Dude.

I was trying to remember the story this morning.

Oh, I have no idea.

All right, ready?

And I don't know.

The first one is four random words, which is the toughest one, probably.

I do know.

What do you mean?

I know at least three of these.

It's four random words from the interview that we just did.

My mind actually might be sharper than it's ever been because.

One of them was.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Let's try. Let him try.
Let's say Carlos Dunlap. Nope.
No. Not that.
I think one of them was Tits. No, it's TitsandAskalore.com.
Bam. Yes, yes.
There we go. I actually love doing this because my mind, I haven't thought of it until this morning and I was like, damn.
What's the reason? Steel trap because Will used to jerk off to it. Jerk off.
I think there should be a reasoning for each of these. My dad.
Oh, I might not have reasonings. My dad pulled me aside and go, hey, what's titsandaskalore.com and I was like, dad.
He goes, ever fucking log on to that I will box I will box your fucking jaws in yeah I'm not joking I love my dad dude Bill Compton Jr. is the absolute best wait you're Will Compton the third the third William Earl the third but my dad W3 was hardcore for whatever reason about porn my boy, we go over to his spot like, oh, shit.
We can hit up some porn and my parents won't know. We go over to his spot, jerk off.
Together? Yeah. I'm not joking.
Me and my boy Logan. Logan's out there taking strays.
Yo, shout out Logan. If you're listening to AWL, that's awesome.
You got to jerk off. We would sit there and like, yo, we had a jerk off moment.
You would stare at each other? Yeah, hey, you do your thing. I'm going to go in the other room.
I leave the other room. Oh, you swapped it.
It sounded like you were staring at each other way he hit the thing and his dad was like hey you guys gotta chill out like i have to clean the computer up yeah yeah because then he's gonna get in trouble yeah when not because of the the woman in the house yeah not because all that stuff i'm sitting there like yo you're defiling his dad yeah because we would get done every day probably probably middle school. Yeah.
And we'd be like, yo, we can jerk off at Logan's house. Logan, yeah.
Logan would have us in the basement. His dad would find all this shit and be like, hey, you guys got to calm down.
Because you guys are out of control. You drive by his house to this day and you get a boner.
No doubt. Hey, your mom's going to find you out.
Yeah. Your mom's going to find you out.
And that was titsandaskalore.com. I love it.
We have so much more to get. My dad was like, hey, you ever get the titsandaskalore.com? Do you have any other of the words? There's four more random words.
No, three more. Three more.
I have the other three. Carlos Dunlap.
No. No, that's it.
I have them all. Ready? Yeah.
Monday 30% Vibes All of those are correct Let's go Vibes Now I don't know what Monday Oh Monday is because you told me You know Monday That it was on Monday Not the 25th 30% I think is Taylor Swift Yup Alright V're going to say what? That she was going to come to beer games.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Hank.

Which is, that was my favorite.

Hey, they drove a boat.

Hank was ready to kill somebody.

No, no, no. Wait, we're going to get to that.

We're going to get to that.

He's got to do the.

All right, all right.

Wait, I don't know what vibes were.

I think it's just bring the vibes to the beer Olympics.

You want me to tell you what vibes were?

Where's vibes?

That was when you were going to trade our memes for their memes. Oh, yeah who are the vibes guys yeah what do you mean by armies for their our guy memes for your for one of your memes guys you said we had to add that's memes you said we had to add cash for your memes cash considerations dude and that's that's shane by the way he's never had a hot dog hey walk and fuck the flame being like yo we need glizzies yeah is it not insane he said that yeah yeah he would have had his first glizzy he goes how we gonna have a white boy party and we're gonna be drinking and being drunk and we're not gonna have glizzies i was like hey mr was awesome.
Good question. You know, Shane's never had a lemonade.
Yep. You? You never had a lemonade? Lemonade or a hot dog.
He had his first sandwich last week. He's never had a cupcake.
Legitimately, you never had a lemonade? Never had a cupcake. Why? He's never had pretzels.
Why? He's weird, dude. Yeah.
He's a weirdo. I truly don't.
I don't get why you're laughing. Are memes for your memes and a bro to be named later? Fuck that, dude.
We'll take your guys' memes. You can have them.
Why is it funny? I don't understand why you're sitting there laughing about it. Oh, shit.
Breaking Moose. Oh, no.
Breaking Moose. This better not be serious.
Breaking Moose. Is this about the Kelsey's? Please don't be serious.
Dude, the fucking Swift. Taylor Swift.
Breaking Moose. I want Will's thoughts first.
Okay. The Brooklyn Nets have agreed in principle on a trade to send Mikael Bridges to the New York Knicks for Bojan Bogdanovich for unprotected first round picks, a first-round pick via Bucs, an unprotected pick swap, and a second-rounder sources to tell ESPN.
Will, thoughts? Dude, I am so fired up for J.J. Reddick being the LA.
Will's a huge, huge NBA guy. Second-round pick swap, protected some first-rounders, and Bogdan Bogdanovich.
Is he going to the Lakers? No, they're going. It's the Knicks and the Nets.
Knicks. I don't get what's so funny.
It's Brooklyn and Manhattan. Shane's laughing at you right now.
Shane. Shout out Shane.
Shout out Shane. Dude, I have no clue what the fuck's going on with the NBA.
Shane watched his first hockey game last night. All right.
So. When JJ got the call, I remember texting him like, Dog, hey, your pizza tanks are terrible.
But shout out to you for getting the fucking L.A. Lakers job.
It's pretty good. Because he's thinking about going to Franklin.
What? He's thinking about going to Franklin in Nashville, bro. Franklin what franklin what oh like moving like moving to franklin tennessee oh but now he's moving to la yeah yeah but at the drop of a hat yeah like he sat there and called me he goes hey come you and taylor he goes um keep it keep what you guys got and i literally sat there and i'm to myself, what the fuck is he talking about? Yeah.
Is there a reason you're telling me that? That's how I feel right now. He goes, man, keep it simple.
Oh. And I was like, hey.
He goes, I go. What's happening right now? Is this not the most insane? I go, uh, I go, hey, this is not the most insane.
I go, I go, can I, I'm believing what's on the internet, right? Like, you're the LA Lakers coach. He's like, no, no, I'm not.
I have no clue what's about to happen. I'm about to call, he's out.
I'm about to call the. Franklin.
Franklin. Franklin, the Franklin Mayor.
Game 7 series. Oh, yeah.
The NBA finals. I'm about to call the uh Franklin Franklin Franklin the Franklin mayor game seven series oh

yeah NBA finals I'm about to call the finals yeah games you didn't know the name of the finals yeah

he goes he goes it's all I know I'm focused on talking Michael laughing and I'm laughing with

him because I gave him a couple schools because he was asking like uh you know what you know

what are the spots down south in Franklin that would be good right I'm giving him a couple schools

but I'm like,

Thank you. Because I gave him a couple of schools because he was asking, what are the spots down south in Franklin that would be good? I'm giving him a couple of schools, but I'm laughing.
I'm like, is there a reason you're telling me this? He goes, man, I have a few masters. He goes, I have the masters, like the old man in three, that's a master.
He goes, LeBron. Tommy Allen's a big boss, yeah.
Yeah, he goes, LeBron, this new pod I came out with, that's a master. He goes, LeBron.

Tommy Allen's a big boss, yeah.

Yeah, he goes, LeBron, this new pod I came out with,

that's a master.

ESPN's a master.

All these things are masters.

He goes, what you and Taylor have is so fun.

You guys need to just keep it simple.

Right.

Don't get caught up in everything else.

Yeah.

And we're literally, I'm sitting there thinking to myself,

yo, J.J. Redick is calling me.
He had called me. And I'm thinking to myself, is he the new L.A.
Lakers head coach? Because I'm congratulating him. And he's sitting there like, hey, keep what you and Taylor have.
And we sit there in silence for a moment. and I go is

there a reason you're telling me this and he's like man you have all these different masters what you guys have in the barstool world and you guys can relate to this he's like you guys have so much fun like when you make it serious it is a different world that you guys are in. Talking to Mike Billy.
Yeah, yeah. He's like, this is a different world that you guys are in.
Just make sure you continue to have fun and make the most of it. Yeah, it is great.
No one gives us notes about anything. We just get to do this.
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm sitting there like J.J. Reddick is calling me.
My fucking, my boys that is obsessed with J.J. Reddick back in the day.
NCAA, you're fighting for Duke or UNC. And this dude is calling me, telling me, being like, hey, what you guys have, keep it.
Do you think J.J. can make LeBron better than MJ? I have no clue.
I say that. I am absolutely hammered right now saying that.
You are? Yeah. Oh.
Wait. What do you think about the McHale Bridges trade, though? I don't even know who that is, bro.
I don't know who that is. I'll explain it to you.
Bogdan Bogdanovich. Mikael Bridges, Max is very upset right now because Mikael Bridges is one of his favorite Villanova players.
And now the Knicks have literally every single Villanova player that he loves. I also know him.
Like I've known him for a very long time. I've known him since I was in middle school.
When you say that, what does that mean? It's like if the Cowboys had every Nebraska player. No.
Like I grew up i grew up with mccall like i know mccall and i'm upset and he's a sixers fan and the nicks are really good and they lost they have all of my nova guys and i hate and jay wright's probably gonna coach him it was the one thing that part yeah it was the one thing that i could hold on to he's gonna coach him and do a better job than the j jay right yeah it was the one thing that i could hold on to because i'm a huge nova basketball fan and for forever i was like all right at least mccall's not there like i know i've known to cal since i was in like the sixth grade yeah and now he's with like my least favorite team with like all my other favorite players in nova yes and it really hurts and i was just going through it right there trying to figure out you're upset no i'm very upset i'm really i'm actually very upset are you a basketball guy for real yeah i am as big of a he's hoop head yeah i'm as big of a villain i'm more of a villanova basketball fan he's a book than anything he's about to cry so all of the villanova basketball guys being at the Knicks. Sucks.
Sucks. Especially the one guy that like, like if I were to see Mikal like walking down the street, I'd be like, that's, that's my guy.
Like I just. When you see JJ get the head coach of the Lakers.
What does that mean to you? Literally nothing. I don't care about the Lakers at all.
Like I care about. Will.
Will interviewed one basketball player and that's all he brings it back to. I love that.
No question, Big Cat. I'm sitting there and I'm like, I remember hitting my boys up because they were so obsessed with JJ Redick.
Everybody was. Every white boy was that tried to shoot the three.
And when we had him on the pod, I remember him, my boys up like, yo, JJ Reddick came on the podcast. He had a abysmal, uh, pizza review about, you know, whatever he said.
She was garbage. But other than that, I'm thinking to myself like, yo, how sick is it that JJ Red on the podcast? How sick is it that J.J.
Reddick came on the podcast? You know what I mean? And now that he has the head coaching job, I'm not a big basketball guy. You know, clearly, I'm not sitting here.
You know, J.J. Reddick's sitting here.
What was it, a fourth grade coaching head coaching job that he had? Yeah, assistant

volunteer.

He's kind of like

a pioneer for a guy

who is...

Podcaster.

Yeah, yeah.

Athletes, podcaster,

everything else.

It just fires me up

that he has a head

coaching job.

And it's crazy that...

And Sal LeBron James,

low-key,

made himself

into a head coach.

And it's crazy

that Nova has all these players on Knicks. That is crazy.
When you say Nova, is that where Max comes in? Yeah, yeah. Maciel Bridges just got traded.
So do you hate JJ? JJ means nothing to me right now. I don't know.
I'm going through it right now. Oh like...
Also, Will, this is another thing. The Sixers were also rumored to go after him because the Sixers drafted Macau.
When you say Sixers are going after him, you're saying Philly went after JJ to be a head coach. We already had JJ.

I'm sorry.

Philly had JJ.

Hey, Will.

Hey, let's bring this back.

Dude, pardon my take, fans.

I am so sorry.

I feel like I'm, like, fucking up.

It's Beer Olympics.

Will, what do you think about the Mikkel Bridges trade?

I don't know.

I'll be honest.

Who's Mikkel Bridges?

He's really good.

Where did he come from?

He was. Now he's on the Knicks Which is One of Max's Least favorite teams Is he a Laker? He's not a Laker Like Dude All this has happened I swear to God I'm just like Rooting for JJ Yeah I love that I love that I love that Ride or die for JJ Yeah You came out of nowhere.
That's huge. Yeah.
It's like. JJ.
JJ Reddick. Right.
My boys. My boys are so.
I don't know. The boys are pumped.
Yeah. The boys are pumped.
Yeah. The boys are pumped.
I sit there and brag to them. I'm like, hey.
Literally, JJ Reddick came on the podcast. Yeah.
Good dude. Played big.
What about. What about.
Somebody beat him. What about Bogdan Bojanovic? I don't know what he means.
He just got traded. Yeah, I'm sorry, bro.
For Mikael Bridges. That's why y'all are number one, man.
Y'all are – I have no clue. I think he's a JJ guy.
I think JJ could do something good with him. I'm all about JJ.
Yeah, you are. I respect that.
Yeah. If there's any question out there, if Will Compton is a fan of JJ Redick, let's put that to bed.
I'm trying to get in. All right, let's keep going.
A good school. A concussion test, Will.
A good home. Hey.
I have no idea. We did the words.
Okay. All right.
Carlos Dunlap. That is going to come up, I think.
All right. All right.
Go. Go.
Ask a question. I have to pull up.
I have to pull up. Like, all right.
This one's you. You know this answer.
Tennessee. Peerless Price.
Bang. I remember that one.
Wait. The question was, where did Peerless Price go to school? No.
Oh, yeah. Okay.
That's correct. Good answer.
Who has the longest rush in Super Bowl history? That would be Fat. Is that Fat? Fassily Parker? Yes.
Bang.

Next question.

What running back has led the position

in Yak in 2023?

Breece Hall.

Nice.

You guys are all over this.

I'm not.

I'm not.

Let's let Will answer.

I'm not juggling by the way.

Say the question.

Breece Lightning.

What running back

has led the position

in Yak in the past year?

Breece Hall.

Yeah.

Will.

There we go.

Fuck yes.

The boy.

All right, Will.

This one's also for you.

Ready?

Oh, come on, Will.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You got this.

I got you.

Who was the only AFC team to win a Super Bowl

but not an AFC championship game?

This one's for you, Will.

Come on, Will.

Jets.

Yes. Yes.
Yeah, Jets. We got this.
Yeah. Jets.
Got this. You guys are so close.
Last one, I'm not even going to ask a question. What is it? No, no, no, do it.
Carlos Dunlap. Yes.
That's you. Who was the Bengals' all-time sack leader? Hey, that's you, BC.
Florida. Big CD.
Who was the Bengals' all-time sack leader? Carlos Dunlap. Yes.
Nailed it. Okay.
Do we do the... No, we're going to do the riddle, and then...
The story's the hardest part. Do you think there's still some pizza outside? Yes, 100%.
I forgot. The story is the hardest part.
Okay. So we're going to do the riddle first, and then we're going to get to the story.
Okay, okay okay, okay, okay. Doctor was a woman.
Oh, I... Okay.
Where's Hank? My brain is a steel trap. It's a glove.
What has four fingers and a thumb but isn't alive? Oh, I remember this. Will, get it? You got it, Will.
Will, go. Will, get it.
You got it. Glove, glove.
Alright, last thing. Story.
The Hamburg helper glove. You said that.
Okay. Hang on.

Hang on.

Big Cat's got it.

No, no.

I have to start.

I need some help.

All right.

I'm going to ask you details along the way.

Ronan and Hank are in a boat.

Yes.

Ronan and Hank.

Already wrong.

Hank is in a boat.

Hank is in a boat with Max.

Yes.

Correct.

Hank and Max go to a boat.

And then Hank crashes the boat.

Yeah.

Yes.

Wrong. Okay.
Hank. The boat.
The boat. The boat.
The boat. The boat.
The boat. The boat.
The boat. The Hank crashes the boat.
Yes. Wrong.
The boat runs out of gas. The boat has a problem.
Hank is there to save it. No.
Hank and Max are in a boat. The boat runs out of gas.
I'm going to give you runs out of gas. That's not exactly correct.
The boat breaks. Engine stalled.
Engine stalls. Engine stalls.
And then Hank. No.
Yeah. Hank hits Max in the head with a paddle.
Hank decides, I'm going to fuck him up. No.
Yeah. No.
No. Yeah.
No. Roan shows up.
Bang. Shut up, Max.
What did he show up on, though? There was a detail. He showed up like, hey, I'm about to save y'all boys.

No, no, no, no, no.

He stabs. Blue something, blue something.

Blue is correct.

Blue is the correct color, which is way more impressive that you remember that.

Blue something.

It was a blue robo.

Nope.

He stabs Max.

A blue jet ski.

Yes.

Blue jet ski.

He stabs Max in the head with a screwdriver. No.
Oh. Will is correct.
Will is correct. But why did he...
Roan said, I can only take one of you. Right.
Yes. And then Max stabs Hank in the head with a screwdriver.
Roan stabs Max in the head. Roan stabs Hank in the head.
Hank. With a screwdriver.
No, Max stabs Hank in the head with a screwdriver.

No, Roan stabs Hank in the head with a screwdriver.

Wrong.

Hank stabs Max in the head with a screwdriver.

Hank stabs Max in the head with a screwdriver.

And then he gets on the jet ski.

They drive off.

And they go back to shore.

There you go.

Fenn.

That's the whole story.

Is that it?

That's the whole story, yeah.

You want me to read it?

Yeah.

Max and Hank went out on the boat. Hank was confident in his boating abilities until the engine stalled and we were stuck in the middle of the lake.
Luckily, Roan had a blue jet ski on the shore and was able to come out for a rescue mission. But the jet ski only had room for one person on the jet ski.
So Hank stabbed Max with a screw... The fact that you remembered Screwdriver is very impressive is very impressive well very impressive i thought that was going to be the one that got everyone out

of place and hopped very impressive you just did a good job well that's all that was a lot of fun

we had a great day we're going to guess a random number right now to end the show one through 100

one through 100 one through 100 and you can't guess 18. I'm down.
Say any number. Okay, ready? It's a number.
Hey, hang on a second. All you gotta do is get a number.
You're saying a number. Three means six, three.
Shane. I'm gonna say 25 for McAlisonova number.
I'm gonna say Shane. I'm going to say 25 for Mikhail's Nova number.

I'm going to say eight.

I'm going to say 18.

Oh, okay.

I'll say 65.

What does that mean?

15.

None of us got it.

Hang on.

None of us got it.

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