Paddy The Baddy, DK Metcalf, CFB Talk & The Coach K Retirement Tour Begins

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Yeah, we're going to talk some college football. We're going to talk some Monday night football.
I was there at Bears Steelers. We got hot seat, cool thrown.
I'm looking right now, cheating a little bit on my sheet, and Billy has seven hot seats. I just looked, so he's prepared, ready to go.
That's good job, Billy. And we have guys on chicks.
We're doing guys on chicks. Alright.
So great show. Great Wednesday show for you.
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Today is Wednesday, November 10th. Boys.
I'm going to cry. Just cry cry Coach K's farewell tour begins How'd we get here? Wait, aren't we gonna do the Coach K dance? What's the song that they played when they came out? Get on your feet? Was that the, no that's Parks and Rec I feel like it was the Mayor Pete song Every That's every time we touch.
Every time we touch. But I just thought this was...
I think that the opposing teams are going to really be the ones that lose out on Coach K coaching them in the locker room after a loss. Yep.
I'll tell you what. I think that if we all bond together as fans, we can convince Coach K to come back after this year is over.
What do you think the best gift they're going to give Coach K?

I'm so sad right now.

It all begins tonight, where it all began in Madison Square Garden.

The beginning of the end.

Is that where his first game was?

Do you think Coach K is going to just stop dying his hair after he's done coaching?

Yeah.

Just go white?

Yes.

He becomes like Johnny Knoxville?

Yeah.

Yeah.

He's out of the game now.

He doesn't have to lie anymore. He's fooled us all.
Let's do a prediction of what the best gift will be for Coach K. Hank, UNC will give him what? Dean Smith's whistle.
Frozen brain. Okay, nice.
Nice. Two for one with Ted Williams.
I think

Arizona should give him one of Sean Miller's

sweat-through shirts. Ooh, I

like that. Are they playing Arizona?

Maybe, maybe not. Who knows? Maybe

in the tournament. I think Duke

should give Coach

K back all those losses

that he refused to take when he had a

back injury. You love

Pete Gaudette. Well, I mean, Coach K

said himself, he was like,

yeah, in retrospect, I should have taken those losses. I wish someone could figure out a way for me to have them.
So move on. I think when they play Army, they should give him a dishonorable discharge for dodging the draft.
Yes. I hope that Duke is good this year.
What are you shaking your head at, Hank? Look it up. It's just interesting to me that Coach K, he coached for Army.

We're doing this all year.

His service time in the Vietnam War era was spent coaching basketball

while he was in the Army.

It's just interesting.

Here's my promise to you, AWLs and Henry Lockwood.

There will not be a podcast or a show that covers Coach K's farewell

tour better than this one. Fact.

I think there's one better. Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Which one is that?

Bar School Benchmark. Oh, okay.
Thank you.

Alright. Mondays and Thursdays.
I think that they

are biased because there's two Duke fans on that

show. I'm not biased.
No, I know.

I know you're not biased. There's three Duke fans

on this show. What? Who's a Duke fan?

You guys. Well, I'm a massive Coach K guy.
I despise him. Yet here we are.
Gas it on my tongue. Yet here we are talking about him right now.
I mean, he leads the sports world. Yeah.
It's the beginning of the end. I just think it's important that we know that our heroes aren't perfect, and Coach K is one of my personal heroes, so I find it necessary to remind everybody about all the times that he's fucked up real big.
Getting to watch ake championship with you big cow is one of one of my life's greatest memories i'll always cherish that and i appreciate coach k for that i asked jake if he would because jake's going to the game tonight we're taping this in the afternoon jake's going to the game tonight duke lost and coach k cried um i asked him he has a press credential i was like jake cried and jake cried i asked him if he would please ask coach k if he thought that the first half was officiated differently than the second half in the 2015 National Championship. He won't do it.
I think we should do something for Coach K on this podcast. I agree.
We should name something. Let's have him on.
Let's do something for every game. Yeah.
Let's have a little segment. Yeah, let's have like a flashback.
Flashback moment for every game. I think that we should name...
Remember when he saved our country's basketball program?

I remember that.

I think it was more like Kevin Durant, right?

I think LeBron James kind of saved... No, LeBron got a

fucking bronze medal. He was on that team

too, buddy. LeBron?

He just buddied me? You just buddied LeBron?

We should name something in this studio

after Coach K. Yeah, exactly.
Why don't we name

the toilet after Coach K? Yes, perfect.

Perfect. We don't have a fucking toilet in the studio.
We will get one. Billy will get one.
All right, so yeah, college basketball is starting. We did our predictions on Sunday.
I think we gave out a couple futures. It is crazy that college basketball is starting.
It feels like time just escapes me. I just woke up this morning and was like, wait, there's 87 games to bet on? It's too early for college basketball.
It really is. I love Thanksgiving.
I love Feast Week. Thanksgiving's good.
This one, yeah. The early tournaments are good.
The coaches tournament that they have out in Maui, the Maui Invitational is always great when you get to see guys that you've only seen wear suits for the entire lives, dress up in a Hawaiian shirt. No Maui this year, again.
No Maui this year? Oh, is it Harrisville again? Vegas. Oh, Vegas? Vegas, that's continental Hawaii.
That sucks because one of my favorite things to do is convince myself that the rims are super, super soft and the line makers haven't figured it out and bet all the overs in Hawaii and then lose every single game. We got the Bahamas back, Atlantis.
Okay. That's kind of nice.
Where they play in a ballroom? Yes, that's great. These early tournaments are the best.

What ball are we using? Did they change the ball in college basketball too?

I don't think so.

I think college basketball is choose your own ball.

Yeah, that's right.

Because certain teams are Wilson teams.

By the way, quick update on the ball change in the NBA.

Now players are really starting to get mad because they're shooting poorly.

Not Playoff P, by the way, who's shooting really well with this ball, but he's getting pre-ahead of making his excuse for the playoffs. The story's gotten too big now.
It's gotten too national. So now I'm officially acknowledging we're flipping the switch.
We're betting overs in the NBA now. Because too many people are getting – once NPR does a story about a trend in basketball, you can be sure that they're the last ones.
They're the latest ones at the party. That's the tipping point.
It is the tipping point. So now we're betting overs officially.
Yes. I love it.
Let's switch it. Alright, so college basketball starts.
Coach K farewell tour. I'm very, very sad.
I wish Hank would participate. He doesn't seem even remotely sad about this.
But yeah, we'll get through. We will get through.
just can't believe we have to say goodbye i think pft is right we should just try to convince coach k to do one more year one more year i think we as a podcast like you said it is sad it's the only time we're gonna have this opportunity to cherish and coach k uh i think we should take a trip i'm down to durham yeah yeah sure Can we throw tomatoes at them? Let's go to Durham. Let's go down Tobacco Road.
Maybe even do Coach K Week on part of my team. Yeah, record.
We can stay in Krzyzewskiville. Oh, my God.
Record in a tent. Yeah.
K-M-S. I would actually, I'd low-key love it.
I love camping. Yeah, it'd be fun.
Yeah, Billy's in. I don't think...
Jake, have you ever been camping? No. Yes.
Oh, really? Summer camp, bro. Not my thing.
Not your thing? The Frisbee golf guy, Brody Smith. That's what it's called.
Camp Laka Waka. Laurel South.
You stayed in a tent. Yes.
Wow. Fuck yeah, you did.
Was it like a summer camp on a lake and you guys would do camping excursions also? We went to Acadia National Park in Maine. It was like, it's the first place in the continental U.S.
where the sun rises. Whoa.
That's kind of cool. Like 5 a.m., yeah.
Were there platforms for the tents? No, I mean, just tents. On the ground.
Billy, you can try to get him, but you're not going to be able to get him. Actually, I don't think Billy's been camping as much as Jake.
No, Billy just stands on logs. Yeah, he lives in a barn.
Every night's camping when you leave your door open. All right, so college basketball starts to talk Monday Night Football.
I was there, Bears-Steelers. I've never walked out of a game, out of a loss, happier, because Justin Fields is the real deal.
That's all I took away from that game. And the refs suck.
So the refs absolutely bowing the Bears repeatedly. It got to the point where I was becoming the guy on Twitter who's like, NFL rigged, done watching the NFL.
I'm over it. It was absurd.
Some of the offsides calls that they had. Offsides, James Daniels cut block where he didn't even touch T.J.
Yeah. He missed his block.
Yeah. You can't call a champion on a missed block.
They charged him for attempted murder. It was bad.
And then the Cassius Marsh play at the end of the game. I'm very glad that we're talking again about Cassius Marsh as a podcast because if you rewound back to 2016 and did a word cloud of words that we used on part of my take, it would be harambe the biggest and then cassius marsh probably second biggest yes that guy he cracks me up he's the funniest player in the nfl he's not very good but he look he stands out so much he looks like cole beasley if he was a ninja turtle and i absolutely love it when he becomes part of the national dialogue in the nfl and that was both it was the ta rule is terrible.
They're going to have to fix it because it's like, it's when you, they called him, I think they called him for taunting because of the bump, even though the ref, was it Tony Carrente? Yeah, he backed it up. He backed that ass up, face down ass up on Cassius Marsh.
But it was, they said that it was because he glared at the opposing bench. You have to be able to be able to do that in the NFL.
That was a big time play, a big time sack. You have to be able to have emotion in that moment.
I get the throat slashed or standing over someone. He literally just stared at the bench.
That's the most innocuous thing you can do on a football field. I'm pro-glare.
I just want, for the record, I enjoy good glare. You shouldn't be penalized for glaring at somebody.
Yes. And Matt, so going to the game, Steelers fans awesome, Stooley's awesome.
We were at the tailgate before. It was great connecting with people.
So we obviously don't really go to games anymore because we have to watch all the games on sunday and i think that most people around the country are definitely pro like sitting on the couch and watching all the games you know it's nfl is a very much a tv sport the one nice thing about going to a game you don't really get as mad about refs because there's not replays over and over so you don't have the time to stew on it like you do when you're sitting on your couch where you're just like i'm gonna try to get say this word apoplectic on your couch you're not like that when you're in the stands when you're in when you're in the stadium because you don't see it over and over and over and it was refreshing and you don't i didn't come out being like i knew the refs fucked up but i didn't know to the extent and it was kind of nice not knowing to the extent and you don't have to listen to the guys on tv the lewis reddicks of the world pausing and being like i'm trying to think of a way to say this diplomatically right but that was one of the worst calls that i've ever seen then they keep talking about it gets you worked up on the couch if you're watching so yeah i can i can understand why at a game it's kind of you see things happen in real time it's real life yes it's not like when you're watching at home and everything becomes I can understand why at a game, you see things happen in real time.

It's real life.

Yes.

It's not like when you're watching at home

and everything becomes a movie because it's on your TV.

Right.

Other notes from the stadium, awesome stadium.

Renegade is illegal.

That was just not fair.

I knew something bad was going to happen after they did Renegade

because it got so fucking loud in there,

and then it was the fumble right after that.

Did they do double Renegade?

No, they just did one Renegade. That's when you know that shit's about to pop off it was it was sick renegade was sick big ben's boot naked naked uh bootleg was hilarious deceptive speed he's slower than he looks like i couldn't believe my eyes um and then justin fields i i do think that this game was the perfect game for the bears and that matt nagy, if the Bears find a way to win eight or nine games, Matt Nagy might keep his job.
So a Bears loss where Justin Fields proves himself and also has a game-winning drive, which obviously they didn't win the game, is essentially like the perfect scripted night for me because he pushed the ball down the field he made big throws that touchdown

pass to darnell mooney to take the lead late with like a minute 40 left was awesome i that's all i

want that's all i want my only concern if i were you would be that it was too close that matt nagy

didn't do anything to really really fuck everything up undisciplined team it was didn't go for two it

was undisciplined if he had gone for two that would have been nice yeah um but when they were

down yeah 14 yeah he should have gone got another math in that would have been nice. Yeah.
When they were down. Yeah, 14.
Yeah. He should have gone for two.
Got to know the math in that situation. Situational algebra.
You didn't hear the TV, but Louis Riddick, when they tied the game, he said they should go for two here too. Yeah.
That was some next level thinking. I saw that getting treated me.
Also, the other bonus is like, it's seriously, I've never been happier walking out of a loss because of the component of Matt Nagy having a loss. Justin Fields looking good.
And if you want to go even further, you can say the Bears definitely would have won that game with Khalil Mack because they probably would have because they weren't able to like their defense was gassed at the end. They weren't able to get that big stop, whether it be offsides or whatever.
So I can spin that entire game to be the perfect, perfect game. And people are like, not apologizing, being like, sorry, big cat, Bears lost.
I'm like, dude, I'm happy. That was awesome.
Are you concerned at all that Justin Fields' eyes look like they're very far apart? No. Makes it hard to look away.
I'd rather that than close. Have you seen Queen Gambit yet? Yes.
He kind of gives off that vibe. That vibe.
And I also think the visor amplifies it, something with the refraction. I think that's good.
I think his vision probably has a wider... Remember when Madden tried to do the cones? Yeah, the vision cones.
The vision cones, the worst iteration of Madden ever. It's like, wait, we don't actually want it to be as hard as playing quarterback in the NFL.
He's like a praying mantis. He sees about 270 degrees.
Yeah, that is good. I think that's good.
Just something to keep an eye on, though. Yeah, no, I think that's good.
And then, yeah, I don't know. Did you guys think Justin Fields? Obviously, I'm biased, but I thought he played great.
I thought he looked good. My only thing with Justin Fields is, like, for a while, he looked like he was dead inside.
It looked like the spirit of the Bears' offense started to creep into him, and he needs a couple plays in a game where he gets confidence. Because right now I feel like he goes out there and his base level is being dead inside.
And then he needs to prove to himself that, hey, you're Justin Fields. You're not a standard Bears quarterback.
It's also like the early parts of games when you're going up a TJ Watt or a Miles Garrett, it's probably a little demoralizing to be like, we don't really have anyone who can block these guys. Credit to Matt Nagy for having the utmost confidence in Cairo Santos because that kick was never even close.
No, it hit the crossbar. It was a doink.
Yeah, it was so funny. Everyone funny everyone was saying doink it was very very funny in person because it was all of like 15 yards short yeah no i think the announcers were on fire it would have been good from 57 but the problem was it was a 65 yard field goal and when it where it landed it landed in that one part of the end zone that is covered up by the crossbar so steve levy was obviously watching that on his little monitor monitor as opposed to watching it on the field.
Do you think the announcers were especially bad because they knew that the viewing audience had no other alternative with the Manning broadcast? Yeah. They were like, we can just fuck around here.
They took their foot off the gas a little bit. Yeah.
But, yeah, I'm happy with how the Bears looked. Now that we have a bye week, don't have to watch them on Sunday, Sunday so it's even more of a bonus I still think they'll probably hand the Lions their first loss of the season on Thanksgiving Day so that's when I will get really sad you mean the Lions are going to beat the Bears the Lions are going to beat the Bears I was thinking about that when they were talking about the upcoming schedule for the Bears and I feel like we're enough people are agreeing with that that we're starting to time the Lions win again.
Yep. I actually think the Lions might be alive this weekend against the Steelers.
Mike Tomlin of a Monday night win as a 10-point favorite. Dan Campbell buried the...
Buried the game film. Buried the game film.
The printed out pictures of the All-22. Yeah.
All right, what else are we going to talk about? Some college football. So we're doing this this pre-rankings but i think we all know what the rankings are going to be it's going to be uh georgia one alabama two oregon three ohio state four they're just going to shift everyone up the question is does michigan state fall to six or seven does cincinnati go to five i don't know.
This kind of put the rankings committee in a tough spot

because they obviously hate Cincinnati.

Correct. And Cincinnati

stunk but happened to win their game.

Michigan State was like the worst thing

that happened because now it's starting to force the hand of the

committee to acknowledge the fact that

Cincinnati has not lost a game yet.

So they're kind of going up against themselves.

But I think that's going to be the top four.

I'm also, I think I've put the kiss of death on like six teams this year.

You did Texas.

Texas hasn't won since.

Notre Dame.

Notre Dame.

Michigan.

Michigan.

I don't want to say that Georgia's going to lose this weekend.

But I do think that Tennessee's offense is something that they haven't seen yet.

Yeah, Hendon Hooker's good.

Hendon Hooker's awesome.

He's very efficient.

They spread out the field. I don't think their defense can hang.
No. Absolutely not.
It is crazy, though. This is one of those years in college football where Georgia's the best team far, far and away.
I think I saw a stat that they're giving up non-garbage time like six points a game. It's crazy.
Everyone else kind of sucks. And every week we're trying to figure out who the second best or the third best team.
But you saw Alabama struggle with LSU. You saw Ohio State struggle with Nebraska.
You saw Cincinnati struggle with Tulsa. Michigan State lose.
If you want to go just from week 10 results, Michigan should be the number two team in the country because they actually handled their business against Indiana and Indiana never was in that game. Nobody's talking about Purdue either.
Purdue is just the, they're sons of bitches. They really are.
They're fucking assholes. It's actually though, if you're a Purdue fan, I'm going to say something nice about Purdue.
If you know that you're never going to be in the college football playoff. So this is almost the perfect season that you can just keep fucking big game hunting, taking down the big dogs, and you're like, that's a matter.
They rushed to the field twice this season, right? Oh, they won in Iowa. Sorry.
That's all you need at Purdue is to have one of those wins each season that everybody is like, those dickheads, those complete fucking assholes at Purdue ruined somebody else's season. That's all you need as a coach to survive there for a long time.
And I love them. I love them in that role.
I'm looking at the standings right now. Oklahoma, where are they going to end up? Because the committee hates Oklahoma.
Yeah, so I think they hate them for good reason. They have not won anything.
Their best win is against Kansas State, who's 5-3, maybe 6-3 now. I think it's going to be, the committee is hoping for, if they were rooting for anything, it's that the winner of Oklahoma, Oklahoma State wins the Big 12.
So you have a one-loss Big 12 champion, and Oklahoma State's actually quietly put together a pretty nice resume here. I was going to say they might actually jump Oklahoma.
Well, the weird

thing about Oklahoma State is they're just

completely opposite of every Mike Gundy team.

Their offense isn't good, but their defense is

playing great. So it's weird to watch

them. But yeah, they

would be the hope that

whoever wins Bedlam then

wins out, and then the committee can put them

in with the Big

10 champ, with the SEC

champ, and then either Alabama or whoever

I'm going to go. Like, whoever wins Bedlam then wins out, and then the committee can put them in with the Big Ten champ, with the SEC champ, and then either Alabama or whoever else, Oregon.
And then you've got Wisconsin. Wisconsin 52-3 over.
It was disgusting what they did to my man Greg Sciano. Just take it easy on it.
Greg Sciano would never do something like that and just keep playing until the very end of the game, even though it's a blowout.

Yeah.

I mean, the problem with Wisconsin, they don't actually try to blow anyone out.

They just, if the run works, they will blow you out.

But I'm ready fully.

I said this to you guys a couple of days ago. I'm fully ready to get my hopes all the way up of Wisconsin beating Ohio State in the

Big Ten championship game.

I do love Texas Tech's new coach.

Yes. Did you hear what he said? From Baylor, yes.
He yes he said yeah he goes uh i'm going to die in lubbock that's an that sounds like a fucking western movie that's real i'm gonna die in lubbock i'm ready to die i'm prepared to die i want to die in love to live and die in love to live and die in lubbock that man is i i hope that he sticks around at texas i just love the the full-on lubbock vibes coming out of this guy. Yes.
Yeah, Texas Tech might be back. Any other college football thoughts? Again, I think it's a weird year that we're just trying to find – we're poking holes in everyone, and rightfully so, but it's okay to also just say Georgia's really, really good and then everyone else is just okay.
I had a thought – In the top ten I'm talking about. I had a thought about Clemson and our boy Dabo down there.
We spent a lot of time on this show talking about Trevor Lawrence, whether him not losing enough in high school and college did not prepare him for the NFL. Dabo, he hasn't really lost that much in his career.
Is he a system coach where if things don't go well, everything's going to continue to fall apart? How does Dabo respond from going through a shitty season? I think he just puts it on his players when they lose. And then when they win, it's Dabboville.
No, Dabo, he's the kind of guy that will put it on the entire system if his team loses. The NCAA.
The NCAA. Name, image, likeness.
That's what it's going to be on. He can't coach in the NIL era.
And I think he goes even one further, and he goes like, culture of America, this generation, it's this generation doesn't want to be coached. The internet.
The internet has ruined college football for Dabo. And that would be the perfect excuse for him, because I'm pretty sure that Dabo has had the internet for like 20 years.
Yes. We can always fall back on that.
Social media is just something that coaches say whenever things aren't going their way on the field. You know, this whole social media age is sometimes tough.
It's crazy, but it actually plays to probably 30% of most fan bases where you're like, these kids don't want to be coached. Yep.
You can just say that and 30% of the fan base be like, yeah, you know what? You're getting a raw deal with all these kids. Yeah, Dabo's like, pay no attention to every other school that's doing well this year.
But here in Clemson, these kids don't want to be coached by me for some reason. Free Dabo.
Hashtag Free Dabo. Did Odell pick a team? Not yet.
Not as of right now. Until 4 p.m.
4 p.m. Maybe we'll break it with DK Metcalf.
I think Odell is just too good for any team. I don't think that there's a quarterback talented enough to play with Odell, and we need to free him.
And he should really just – Odell Beckham shouldn't be on a team. He should just do pregame and halftime performances like Red Panda, where he goes out there with a jugs machine and puts on a clinic of one-handed catches.
And shout-out Dan Campbell, who said that they're not going to be pursuing Odell. I really wanted that to happen, though.
Because it is a Disney storyline, where Odell goes up to Detroit, they haven't won a game, he gets in the locker room, he's surly, Dan Campbell coaches him real hard. Kisses him on the lips.
Shows him love. He becomes the prince.
They cry together, they break through together, and then Odell leads them to a Super Bowl. Yes.
Unfortunately, it's not meant to be. Let's do Hot Seed Cool Throne then.
If we have no other college football ability, did you have another college football? Gators are in trouble. Oh, Gators are in trouble.
They were fired by three touchdowns and lost by three touchdowns. My guy got hurt dancing at the hotel room.
Anthony Richardson. Oh, he did? The night before the game, game, right? Oh, no.
He hurt his knee dancing.

Well, better high odds.

Next year.

Dan Mullen's doing their...

They fired the D.C.

Yeah, no, he's going to survive because he's just going to clean house.

Yeah, but they have to win two out of three to make a bowl game.

Who are they?

They have Samford and then Mizzou FSU.

I love this.

Is this the week where half of the SEC teams just beat the fuck out of someone? Probably. Out of nowhere? I think Alabama's playing New Mexico State or something, which it's always a funny.
They play this gauntlet, and then all of a sudden, they all have this one game against no one in the middle of November. You all right, Jake? Yeah, I'm trying to get that answer for you.
You have frustration. Yeah, you're frustrated.
There was a false report that Sam Pittman recently tore his bicep. That was fake? Well, it was from his time at Georgia.
So who reported it? Someone else reported it. Okay.
So not me. I just blogged about it.
But now the story just came out that that's why he doesn't lift up his dog when he does his yes sir videos anymore.

It just came out.

Just came out.

So was that embarrassing for you?

Embarrassing for the person who framed it as though it had just happened.

Now is it a reading comprehension issue?

No.

Okay.

But to be clear, it wasn't you that framed it as if it just happened.

Right.

It was Aaron Rodgers.

They intentionally deceived you.

Exactly.

Got it.

Makes sense.

Okay.

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Hot seat, cool thrown. Hank.
I have a couple. Okay, let's do it.
I'm going to save one, though. I won't say it because I figure someone else will.

Yeah, I think I'm going to say it.

I don't want to be that guy, yeah.

I don't know what it is, but I get a feeling that we're working on the same wavelength right now.

Me too.

So I'll go with Jeffrey Bezos.

Damn, that was going to be mine.

Actually?

Yeah.

All right.

My hot seat is the Morris Brothers.

Oh, Billy just crossed off one of his eight.

Okay. One of the Morris Brothers.
No, both of the Morris brothers. Yep.
Which one's the one in the Heat? Markeith. Markeith.
Markeith got hit yesterday. Markeith? Markeith fucked around and found out.
The game was over. Markeith is not even a real player on the Heat.
He's not even a rotational player. Game was over.
Bench player. 11 bench uh he ran into jokic basically a cheap shot it looked like a cheap shot when you slow it down jokic enraged uh by the hit just shoved him in the back and then all the heat players tyler harrow like it's a very funny video if you slow it down and watch each individual player because tyler harrow like you see your teammate get pushed over you're like all right i gotta step up to this guy he took one step towards jokic and then was like i'm not gonna do that uh jimmy butler started chirping only once jokic was like getting kicked out then he started like turning it up and like screaming at him tell him to like come fight him like after the fact right and a picture came out that was like all the heat players were waiting for the nuggets outside the tunnel and there was like one one security guard blocking 40 players.
But it made it seem like the Heat wanted the smoke. But clearly they didn't.
Heat culture. And then that brought forward the Jokic brothers, who are infamous from, I'm sure people remember watching them in games last year, his big-ass Serbian brothers.
They made a Twitter account and started chirping at Markeith Morris. I'm very happy that they're on Twitter now.
And so their Twitter account is Jokic Brothers, or Jokic Brothers, and they sign every tweet, Jokic Brothers. So you know it's actually coming directly from them.
So they tweeted at Markeith Morris, or sorry, I think they tweeted at Marcus Morris. All right, so that's what it was.
Markeith was on the heat, and then Marcus Morris was chirping Jokic on Twitter. Correct.
Twitter. And then they were yelling at Marcus.
Yeah, it becomes a brother fight. So that's why it's the brothers.
So he tweeted, they tweeted at Marcus. They said, you should leave this the way it is instead of publicly threatening our brother.
Your brother made a dirty play first. If you want to make a step further, be sure we will be waiting for you, Jokic brothers.
They signed everything, yeah everything yeah don't fuck with them that's all i'm gonna say is don't fuck with just as a general rule of thumb don't fuck with any family from the former yugoslavia it's great just because it's like confirmed like yeah yeah they're like if the ryan twins like were in the movie taken yes yes they are um. This is the next iteration of this league where we now have brothers involved.
I love this. It's great.
Also, the Morris twins. I think there's always families.
You know, Derrick Rose's brother, Russell Westbrook's brother. There's always brothers kind of get in the mix.
Yeah. Yeah.
But this is like fighting. Yeah.
This is quickly escalating to a knife situation. One of these guys currently has a knife on them.
Whether it's Markeith Morris, Marcus Morris, or one of Jokic's big rowdy brothers. It was funny to watch the reaction that Jokic had because I've seen this.
I've noticed from people that come from countries where they primarily play soccer. When you get into a fight with they have a tendency to fight without using their hands yes it's shoulders and and kicks yeah shoulders kicks head butts too yeah and so he kind of threw a big shoulder into his back i think marquise got hurt he got like taken off on a stretcher or something but i think he's okay now yeah um but yeah it was uh it was violent it's very violent our friend mike ryan Ruiz, he pointed out that Jokic, his arms are always bleeding.
There's like seven times a year where his upper arms just have scratches and blood coming down him. That's just working the paint.
That's working the paint. And I'm terrified of Jokic.
Forget his brothers, who are probably more scary than he is, but Jokic might be the last person in the league that I would want to fight. Yes, agreed.
So that viral picture, it's not security. It's actually the Heat's GM, Andy Ellesberg.
Oh, my God. Holding them back.
He's wearing his ring. The entire team? Yeah.
They're not going to run through him. No.
They don't want to hurt him. I guess that's true.
That's a team that understands that it's not good to fight against that man. They get it, and you saw it with Hero's reaction, where he took one step, and then he was like,

please, God, I hope the Nuggets get to him first.

I hope the refs step in between.

So he circles around to the back of him,

and then he takes a swing that's more of a pat on the back,

and then he walks away.

He's like, okay, I did my job as a good teammate.

I stuck up for my guy, but I do not want the smoke.

Yes.

All right, your cool throne, Hank.

A cool throne is ugly sweaters, ugly crystal sweaters. Why? They're on sale.
We have part of my take ones. I'm wearing it right now.
We have a Castlianos one. Memes whipped up for that.
Memes. Selling really well.
Memes said, this was off air, so I don't know if I should be saying this on air, but he said, if they sell a million dollars worth of these sweaters, he's going to change his name to Nick Castellanos. Oh, okay.
So there's a little more. So I think they're 25% off today.
Yes. So if you want a Christmas sweater, make sure you order it in the next couple weeks.
Guarantee you get it for the Christmas season, holiday season. Christmas.
Christmas.

Christmas.

We're saying Christmas again.

We're saying it again.

We're saying Christmas again.

Chonica.

Yep.

Yeah.

All of the above.

We took it back.

Flag Day.

Veterans Day.

Veterans Day.

Shout out Coach K.

Yep.

And Trista.

That's it.

Okay.

All right.

Your hot seat, Cool Throne, PFT.

My hot seat is Jeff Bezos.

Oh.

Jeff Bezos.

Out of nowhere.

He was out and about with his girlfriend. It's always hilarious to me when like a 50-year-old guy has a girlfriend, just in general.
It's like, this is my girlfriend. Yeah, this is my girl.
He was out on a date. He was at some function.
Leonardo DiCaprio was there, and they caught Jeff Bezos' girlfriend making some eyes at Leo, making some big-time eyes. And then I think the main account here at Barstool Sports pointed it out.

Jeff Bezos saw that tweet and replied to it with a picture of –

Well, the tweet said Leo's Mr. Steal Your Girl.

Yeah, Mr. Steal Your Girl, which I think –

I don't think that's that bad if you get your girl stolen by Leonardo DiCaprio.

And you could anything –

He's an apex predator.

Anything Leo DiCaprio does, you could caption it with that.

Right.

And it plays. Top of the food chain.
He could be like getting coffee and be like, uh-oh. Here comes Mr.
Studio Girl. So Bezos replied to it with a picture of him standing next to a sign that said like dangerous, steep drop off, fatal drop.
And he was like, hey, Leo, come over here. Basically saying he was going to kill Leonardo DiCaprio.
Funny. That's a funny joke.
Very funny joke. Definitely not mad at all.
Nope. It's awesome to me that you can be the richest person in the entire world, and you can still be insecure because your girlfriend's going to get fucked.
Yeah, you're going to get owned online. There's nothing that you can do about it.
I hope Leo takes his girl. I hope Leo wins a ticket onto Jeff Bezos' cock rocket, goes into outer space with Jeff on it, and then pulls a Titanic on his girlfriend and fucks her on it and then throws him out into outer space.
Love it, yes. That's what I'm hoping for.
Eat the rich. Yeah, that's actually taxing the rich.
Fuck their girlfriends. Okay, and then your cool throne.
My cool throne goes both ways. Cool throne is just stuff that goes both ways.
Jay Williams put out a great video. Ah, he was my hot seat, yeah.
Yeah, he put out a great video yesterday. He copied us.
Just goes both ways. Cool Throne is just stuff that goes both ways.
Jay Williams put out a great video. Yeah, he put out a great video yesterday.
He copied us. Just goes both ways.
You can always win any argument by just saying nonsense and then being like, goes both ways. So I actually saw this as a hot seat for us.
What did he say in the video? Jay Williams goes both ways. He basically was like, why is Aaron Rodgers being crucified and no one's talking about Henry Ruggs? He essentially, so the reason why I thought it was a hot seat, he's essentially just taking our content and repurposing it to make it his own and even dumber than when we said it.
So I'm going to do an impression of what Jay Williams did because I watched the video one time. So I might get the verbiage incorrect, but this is basically what it was.

You know, I just think that it's interesting that a lot of people out there are asking

questions and talking about Aaron Rodgers and what he's done.

And meanwhile, you have another guy.

Some people are talking about, not as many.

His name's Henry Ruggs.

Just something to think about.

Yep.

J-Out.

J-Out.

And then today he tweeted, at this cancel culture rate, no one will survive. Crazy.
Do you think he's mad that Henry Ruggs got canceled? Is that what he's saying? Probably Dave. Yeah.
He's just like, this is bullshit. They're coming after my man Henry Ruggs.
J's standing up for Portnoy. Yeah.
I mean, it was basically verbatim of what we were mocking on Sunday. The people who were like, all this energy for Aaron Rodgers, why isn't anyone saying anything about Henry Ruggs killing a person? Well, because that's a felony and he should be in jail and we all are on the same page.
I just think it was like, the way that he put it didn't even make sense. It was just some people talking about this meanwhile other people not as much talking about that yeah it's like yeah that's true you're you got us jay goes both ways yep um all right also big cat i forgot to put this on my hot seat did you see uh shailene woodley just tear this guy a new asshole oh said it was aaron rogers yeah yeah what what was the what was the someone made a post Just like aaron rogers is going this is aaron rogers going to get coffee and she she took a screenshot of the post and just like with seven different captions dissected how it's not aaron rogers oh it's like sorry to this man aaron rogers feet are way bigger like nice nice car but aaron rogers would never drive this like just the guy was going to get a coffee and ended up on Shailene Woodley's Instagram with like a bajillion followers just getting roasted that poor guy yeah because it sounds like what she was saying he's like this guy's got a small cock and his car sucks yes yes okay she's ride or die Aaron Rodgers should be in jail though my cool throne so that was my hot seat that was seat.
That was a combo hot seat. That was a crossover.
That was like a passing the baton hot seat. My Cool Throne is I don't know.
We should do it for Monday reading although we got to figure out how to do it correctly. But Cheating on Your Wife is on the Cool Throne because Dan Orlovsky wrote a blog.
Yeah. I love this blog.
It's called Four Ways to Avoid Temptation. Right now it's the fifth way to avoid temptation of roasting this blog, so we're not going to do that.
Dan's a very nice guy. He is a good person.
You know what? I mean this in a good way, not how the kids are. Dan's goofy.
Did he admit to cheating on his wife in the blog? No, he showed you how to not, which also made me think me think like wait have you or are you going to because anyone who's like hey here's how you don't cheat on your wife it's like wait why'd you bring that up one thing i've been wondering frequently is like how do you leave your house and not sleep with a woman that's not your wife well i'll give you one tip and maybe you know what maybe you know what, maybe we'll... Let's read it.
Alright, yeah, let's do a dramatic reading of it. Fuck it.
And we do want to preface this by saying we have no... No, I like Dan.
I don't hate Dan. I like Dan a lot.
Somebody tagged me in it yesterday morning on Twitter and goes, hey, PFT commenter, just figured that you might want to read this blog about how to not jack off in a hotel room. Oh, man.
Let's read it on Friday. Let's read it on Friday because we've got to do a real dramatic reading.
We've got to give it full time. So how about everybody out there, do your homework.
Your assigned reading is to read the Dan Orlovsky blog. I actually almost want to have him on to read it to us and just be like, Dan, what's, you know.
Can we just read number three? Yeah, number three. We'll just give a little taste.

I'll just read one sentence.

Read the full focus.

Read the whole paragraph.

When I'm traveling, I'm usually on the road with a group of people. Even in the studio, there are lots of people around.

So I'll often go out with a group to enjoy dinner rather than be alone.

We'll tour a stadium or finish more preparation for work.

And when I say I'm with a group, I mean group.

John Kitna taught me to never be one-on-one with a female the mike pence rule yeah because who knows you might just fuck yeah like if it ain't mother i don't want it every time i do this exercise try to be in a room alone with a female and just look at her and be like wait we have to fuck now because we're alone no that's that's how humans work yeah right it's a natural drive towards procreation let's all right so we'll save it for friday i do really like i do think dan is like a nice guy and he means well but it was a it was just out of nowhere it was again i if all of a sudden you just start if i start walking around being like you know i don't cheat on my wife everyone be like be like, what are you talking about, dude? Where's this coming from? Yeah. Fifth way to avoid temptation.
We're going to save this for Friday. I think we should start getting into the blog game of just writing down tips on how to avoid jacking off in various scenarios.
It wasn't just not sleeping with your wife. It's also, when I'm alone in a hotel room, there's so much temptation for me to turn on my Wi-Fi

and just go to town on myself, run out the back of my own end zone.

Do you know what we're going to do?

We're going to do fantasy Dan Orlovsky's instead of fantasy fuckboys.

All right.

All right, Jake, you're a hot seat, cool throne.

Hot seat's Eli Manning.

When he gave out the double bird,

it was revealed that he got three FCC complaints that came back, including one guy or woman, don't know who, a viewer from Tumwater, Washington said he should be banned from the airwaves. Tumwater? Tumwater? Yeah.
That means cum belly. Yeah.
Tumwater? Yeah. So he's got to be more aware, I guess, in the next Manning cast.
I like that. I like how Eli's turned into the wild card.
Oh, card. Peyton Manning's gone corporate on us.
Eli's the one that he'll say or do anything. Fair.
My cool throne, Steph Curry. Last year, you reminded us to respect Steph Curry.
He dropped a 50 burger last night. 10 assists, NBA season high.
Just a reminder, he's really good. Also, did I see a stat that he was the oldest guy to ever drop a 50 burger? Let me check.

I might have. I think so.

I think I saw a stat like that. I think

oldest to score 50 and

10 assists. Yeah, because I was going to say, MJ definitely was

older. And he's 33, right?

Yeah, he's older than you

think. Breaking news, Steph Curry's still good.

Yeah, but Steph Curry

doesn't feel like 33. Oldest player with 50 and 10 assists.

10 assists, yeah, yeah. I was going to say, there's definitely been older.
Yeah, so Steph Curry doesn't feel like 30. Oldest player with 50 and 10 assists.
10 assists. Yeah, I was going to say.
There's definitely

been older. Yeah, so respect Steph Curry.

Billy.

How are his shoes? Do his shoes still

suck? Are they goofy?

I think he's got goofy shoes.

I can look into it. Okay, thank you.

Okay, we ran through a lot of

my hot seats. I knew that was going to happen.
That's

why I had the long list. You're hella

prepared. Hella prepared.
My hot seat are is a elf on a shelf oh a judge in georgia has issued a decree to make the elf on the shelf illegal in his county why is that because he thinks it's there was uh half the internet didn't think it was a joke and thought that the elff on the Shelf should be banned because it's perpetuating state surveillance on children. And then the other were like, exactly.
Then the other half were like, hey, Elf on the Shelf is really annoying and I don't have to move this elf every night for my kids. And my kids start crying if I don't move the elf.
Got it. Yeah.
I mean, but is Santa really that different? The lie that we all tell kids about santa it's the biggest conspiracy in the entire world that adults actually get together and we're like hey we're gonna tell our kids that there's there's this old dude that lives out of state that watches every single thing you do so don't fuck around i always thought though santa is more believable than the easter bunny the easter bunny's like hey we got them to buy santa Let's fucking see how far we can take this. Yeah, Easter Bunny was a heat check.
Dropping like poop, egg, chocolate poops. Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Yeah, right. People forget that.
Oh yeah, live birth. Live birth.
That's true. Cute little bunnies.
And my cool throne is pardon my take, historians. Soon, pardon my take.
500th episode. NFTs will be released.
There'll be 4 NFTs in the 2016 collection that will be available for auction soon just so that everyone understands this is one of those projects which Billy has done really good job being very proactive I think PFT and I have both just like yesed it without ever looking at it, but I think it's going to be good. But I know that I've been there's been multiple times where Billy's like, hey, is this cool? And I'm just like, yeah, whatever.
It's an official part of my take NFT. It is.
It's been approved by us. But at the same time, we want to maintain enough distance from it so that if Billy accidentally screws it up, which I don't think you're going to.
No, I think he's not. I think you've done your due diligence.
But if it does go poorly. If there's a layer.
I want to be able to be like, yeah, technically it was ours. But I don't know.
That stuff doesn't come across my desk. So just so you know, this is unfortunate for you, Billy.
Because if it's a success, we're taking credit. And if it's a failure, you're getting the blame.
That is 100% fine. Beautiful.
There's a bunch of overlap between people who lovefts and people of part of my take so for those four people who end up with the nfts they will probably be very happy okay great i think i think how many nfts are there four we're only selling four of them four why don't why don't we add something in sweeten the pot a little bit to the people that do buy an nft so they get to like do some sort of experience some sort of part of my take thing maybe they get to write a fantasy fuck lads or something like that sure or contribute okay we'll talk about it we'll figure that out okay the works coming out soon so love it love the initiative all billy unless it's a success then it was all us um it's called management yes okay let's go to our interviews we We got Patty the Batty and then DK Metcalf. Patty the Batty is brought to you by our great friends over at Coors Light.
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Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest, our newest, I guess we'll say colleague, because we've signed a deal. He works with Barstool Sports.
He is UFC fighter Patty the Batty. Patty, great to have you on.
I fucking love the accent. You have kind of taken everything by Storm, it's great that you're a part of Barstool Sports as well.
Let's start, though, with the question I think everyone's wondering, the hair. Well, lad, back home, back in Liverpool, everyone calls this hair a cat wig.
The cat wig? Cat wig. Cat wig? Yeah.
What does that mean? I like the cat wig. Cat wig Catwig.
Yeah. What does catwig mean? In Liverpool, cats are drug, and a lot of people used to go out and sniff cats.
You used to grow their hair and have big, long hair like this. Got it.
In Liverpool, it gets called the catwig. Like ketamine.
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. You're stuck in the cable.
Yeah. In Liverpool, it gets called the catwig.
The catwig. The catwig.
But the reason why I love it is it's got to feel extra bad uh no pun intended there when you get your ass kicked by a guy with your hair with a guy that looks like bop yeah right right exactly like oh and wilson so is that on purpose like i'm gonna have my hair look so bad that when i kick the shit out of someone they feel even worse nah it's not you know it's just years ago i used to have a skinhead i'd have like a three and a two so okay be shaved and you could you can easily get a picture up on the internet of me there like my first few pro fights and my amateur fights i've got it i've got a short back and sad but now i just look back at them pictures and like look and think fuck me you had a big fod yeah like me fod's about that big fucking i've got a m ed so it's like nah the air is better me missus won't let me cut me a cut now really yeah the missus is like no you're not cutting that okay yeah i like the hair i think it gives it a distinctive look have you thought about absolutely having like actually in the front using the bowl in the front to clip it across? No, fuck that. I don't even go to a barber's, lad.
People go, I go to a hairdresser's. Oh, okay.
I go to a barber's. I have to get the layers put in this, lad.
The hairdresser's. You have to tell me about the Rachel.
Layers, lad. I fucking love it.
I need the layers. So how's the last, like, it feels like you've kind of blown up the last six months a year has it been crazy I mean you obviously have still a ways to go in your career as a fighter but people are starting to notice you a lot more yeah it's went bananas since my UFC debut you know what I mean the UFC is a whole different kettle of fish I've fought on Cage Warriors since I was 18 and it's the biggest promotion in Europe it's a massive promotion but the UFC is just that next level you know what I mean it's just a whole as I say it's a whole different board game lad there's so many more eyes on you and I always said I've got if you go back and find interviews and podcasts to me from before I fought in the UFC I've always said I'll have one fight I'll have one, and everyone will know the body.
And it's kind of true. It happened, lad.
Yeah. I saw it coming, lad, and I know it's going to continue that way.
You've got to keep winning. I'm going to keep winning, lad.
Okay, fuck yeah. It's that simple, lad.
Oh, that's the easy part. Yeah, that's the easy bit.
Keep winning, lad. I'd say you being an electric personality is probably the easy part because you are.

Yeah, that's just me.

You know what I mean?

You've got wankers like Colby who were fighting the weekend.

They put a big fucking persona on, lad.

You know what I mean?

He's a tool.

Yeah.

Did you know what you were going to say in your post-fight interviews?

No, everything with me just comes off the tongue, lad.

You just go for it.

There's no feeling like when you've just knocked a man out and you're going sick.

I didn't plan on screaming Chris Williams boxing. You know what I mean? That just come out of my mouth.
And then everything that I said, it just come out. I couldn't help it.
You know what I mean? When you said that, Billy just nodded his head. He was like, yeah, there is no feeling like knocking a man out.
He's a fighter too. Billy's a fighter.
Hank's also a fighter. Is that that rough and ready? Yeah.
Lad, they were telling me about it before. That's ater I need in on that As a special guest referee Why don't you just fight And knock someone out? Knock everybody out That's fucking our last Can't be doing that Maybe you fight like 10 people in a row And knock them all out Like Patty the Batty takes all comforts Lad, if you just want me to I will do it Alright, that was an easy sell If you just want me to I will do it You should look like a nice guy I'm an employee now, lad You know what I mean? I'm an employee Just tell me what to do, lad So what about fighting Billy? If he wants to He said he outweighs you So he can beat you up That's how Billy judges that I don't think many people outweigh me at the minute I'm a little bit chubby How much extra weight have you put on since? What's your fighting weight?

155.

And now what are you?

When I got on my plane to come here to USA the other day, it was 190.

Oh, wow.

Wow, yeah. That is.

That's significant.

That's Fat Man Scoop at his finest.

You know what I mean?

How long is it going to take you to drop those pounds?

Well, lad, that's what I mean.

I've been staying in my manager's in San Diego, lad,

and him and his wife have been cooking me healthy meals. I've been training.
Lad, I've lost about £10 already. Okay.
Just the first couple of pounds comes off me dead easy because I'm a fat bastard, lad. I love chocolate and desserts and cherry Coke.
Oh, cherry Coke is the best. So when you're not training, it's like balloon up? Yeah, when I'm not training, I'm just a big fat cunt, lad.
Likeon Yeah I need to swerve I'm gonna swerve it The next few fights Because next year Someone's getting Muftied in March Then I'll probably go on A nice little What was that word you just said Someone's getting what Muftied Muftied Muftied M-U-F-T-I-E-D Muftied Muftied Someone's getting muftied What getting muftied in March. Someone's getting muftied.
What does that mean? Fucked up. Okay.
I like that. Someone's getting muftied in March.
Let's get muftied this weekend. Yeah.
Okay. And then I'm going to have a little oldie with the missus probably.
And then two other people are going to get their head smashed in before the year's out. When you were growing up, did you know that you wanted to be a fighter? Or were you like, I want to play soccer.
I want to play football. Everyone.
Everyone from Liverpool wants to be a football player. Soccer, for you.
Everyone. Everyone wanted to be Steven Gerrard.
Yeah. Oh, legend.
Steven Gerrard, man. Everyone wanted to be Steven Gerrard.
When did you realize that you were better at just kicking the shit out of people? Well, I realized I was shit at football when I was like 11. So I stopped playing that anyway anyway and just started being a little shit by ours going round throwing stones at windows.
Then I just started going to the gym when I was 15 and it was mad, I just started doing it. When it comes to jiu-jitsu and grappling, I was a natural.
I just took to it straight away. I had to get used to the striking a bit a lot more but as soon as I had a fight well I'd done a tournament and won that and as soon as I had a fight there was no feeling like it I haven't had a child but the only feeling I can describe which is like getting your hand raised inside the cage is having a kid yeah I mean these two guys did actually fight and they, you know, obviously rough around.
Well better than sex. Yeah, they're not, obviously it's not UFC, but they both described it as like the best night ever.
There's no feeling like it, is there? When your hand gets raised, you're like, there's no feeling like it, lad. You're warm, buddy.
It's like me, like, I was probably more aggressive after I won my last fight than I was in the fight.

You know what I mean?

Just fucking screaming, going all tense.

I always say it, there's no feeling like it.

It's the best feeling in the world.

So you're a huge Liverpool fan.

Liverpool-Chelsea is going to be great with troops.

Arsenal.

Arsenal, sorry.

Chelsea is...

Chelsea is top of the league at the minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is top of the league, yeah. Expressions, who we also hired.
No, he's Tottenham. Yeah, he's Tottenham.
So we're getting everybody. So he's Chelsea.
Yeah, he sucks. He's living a life of misery.
That's what he's doing. Yeah, but Liverpool's, like, this has been a recent, like, you guys were kind of the team that was always good but never great.

But recently you guys have been great.

Has it helped your...

We won the first league for 30 years, a couple of years ago.

Yeah.

Right.

So has it helped your, like, day-to-day confidence?

Are you walking around with your chest puffed out a little bit more now that your soccer club is actually good?

It's great just being able to walk around saying, we are the best team in the world.

What? Yeah. Because we are.
Well, you could do that anyway because no one would fuck you anyway. I don't think you needed Liverpool.
No, but now, lad, you can just, we are at the minute the best team in the world, and it's fucking great to watch, lad. Yeah.
And we've got the best player in the world at the minute in Mohamed Salah. Yeah.
He's awesome. Do the hooligans ever recruit you and they're like, hey, Paddy, can you come out with us? Someone else said this to me the other night about hooligans.
That doesn't happen no more, you know. There's no hooliganism.
You think of Green Street, aren't you? No, not necessarily Green Street. I have seen hooligan instances.
No, you've seen fights in that, but nowadays, lad, there's that much money involved. It's like the NFL here.
There's that much money involved in soccer back home. Anything like that, lad, People just get jailed.
If you have a fight or a football match, now you're getting a minimum five years. So no one's bringing the darts into the stadiums anymore? No, nothing like that.
None of that shit, lad. I just like the name Hooligans, though.
You have to agree. Hooligan is a belter of a name.
Years ago in the 80s, firms used to meet up with each other and have proper fights. Yeah, yeah.
They did. The Pearl fans, like United fans, and they'd have a proper fight on a field.
You know what I mean? But nowadays, you can't get away with it, so no one does it. Is Klopp just like a god in Liverpool? Klopp is the only person I think if I bump into, I'll be starstruck.
Really? Not, what about like... John Lennon.
Yeah, John Lennon would actually fuck you up, wouldn't it? He's dead, though. Yeah, that's what I's on a different scale He's right He's right He's right John Lennon would definitely be I would be the most shocked If I saw John Lennon If we're going off Alive people Yeah The only person I'd really seriously think I'd be starstruck with Would be Jürgen Klopp Really I'd be like He's so awesome He's like the watch on the sidelines.
He's like the Messiah, lad. He's on the t-shirt, lad.
Oh, yeah, there he is. I just love the way he...
He's the Messiah, lad. Like, runs up and down and just so...
He's the boy. Every fucking...
He lives and dies with every moment. He does.
And he does it on a budget where other managers now have just got a blank checkbook that he can buy who he wants. We have to sell to buy.
Well, you guys have a lot of money, money too but the owners own the Boston Red Sox don't they yeah and they have they have they have the same sort of style don't they where they won't buy anyone unless they sell people first yeah you know what I mean yeah I guess there are a few teams out there that it's literally like actually unlimited money yeah it is like have you seen the new owner of Newcastle?

Newcastle, yeah.

Why didn't he buy us?

Yeah.

When do they start

spending that money?

Newcastle is like

crazy how much money they have.

They haven't cut a check yet,

have they?

No, because they can't.

San's Fair window

doesn't open until January.

Yeah.

So they can't buy anyone yet.

Well, I read something

saying that Newcastle,

he bought them for 300 million

and in 24 hours he'd got that back in interest.'s how much money that fella has Jesus yeah why would you not own every sports team exactly why would you own like a baseball team an NFL team yeah you don't own a NASCAR team an F1 fucking team have you had that much money are you an F1 fan nah oh we're big F1 fans I want to go to Silverstone like silverstone's meant to be brilliant it's meant to be a boss little weekend yeah but uh one of me like sporting heroes is a former f1 driver but not a none of them are about now yeah the last five seconds i i don't think i got can you repeat that i don't think i got i don't think i got any of that one of his buddies yeah no one of me like sporting heroes sporting okay i got it as an f1 driver Senna. Senna.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. No, one of me, like, sporting heroes.
Sporting heroes. Okay, got it.
As an F1 driver, Senna.

Senna.

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Are you a rugby fan?

No.

Are you...

Is it coming home?

We're big rugby fans.

No.

It's not coming home?

No, it's never coming home.

It almost came home.

No, it's never coming home.

Oh, you're down on the English national team.

Why?

I don't like them.

Why?

Because they hate scousers.

They hate people from Liverpool, and week in, week out, they sing about people from Liverpool badly. So explain that.
Explain the dynamic of Liverpool versus the rest of England. Are you guys looked down upon? I think we are, yeah.
We say Scouse, not English. And the rest of the country don't like that.
Know what I mean? They want us to be with them when it comes to stuff like that. Oh, no, no.
What do you mean? Scouts are English. But then when we say, like when we say Scouts are English, they're like, what do you mean? What do you mean? But then when it's the other way around and they want nothing to do with us and they're laughing at us, it's all right.
You know what I mean? Got it. I've seen videos of at a national tournament, England fans singing, England fans singing, we all hate Scoutsers, we Ate Scoutsers.
And they're talking directly about Liverpool.

Talking about Liverpool fans, yeah, basically.

Liverpoolians.

Yeah.

So what's the word?

Even on this top here.

Scoutsers?

On that day, it says

if they don't want to sing the Queen's Anthem,

then I don't want them to.

You know what I mean?

I won't tell them to sing the Queen's Anthem.

And we don't.

You don't? No. Why would I sing God Save the Queen, lad? Interesting.
We don't know any of this. We're Prince Philip fans, but not the Queen.
Yeah, Prince Philip's funny. Well, he was a huge fan of this show.
Huge fan of this show. He would call in all the time.
Guys on chicks. Obviously, I've read some stuff about him that is hilarious, lad.
You're just laughing your head off like, how did he say that? Did he really say that? He's just like a blooper reel in, lad. He's dead now.
Yeah, he's dead now. If he was here, would you be surprised? Would you be starstruck? No.
I wouldn't be starstruck at all. I would be surprised.
If I seen the queen and she was the way you're sitting now, I wouldn't even ask her for a picture. That's actually, it's not too dissimilar than Troops.
Troops says the only one he fucks with is the queen mum who's now passed. He liked her.
Well, I don't like any of the royal family. None of them.
Can you explain the royal family to Americans? Because when I think of them, they're just like mascots. The royal family is mad, lads.
It's proper mad because proper mad because they get paid for who they are.

Yeah, right.

To just exist.

To just exist.

These are the people that we give all our money to

and all our attention to.

We pay loads of taxes

and like,

yeah, let's get our house fixed up.

It's like a built-in reality show

for the country.

It's something that everybody

can talk about

down at the coffee shop.

They're like,

oh, do you see what Kate's wearing today?

Wow, his ass got big.

That sort of thing.

Yeah, like,

lad, the tabloids by ours are a joke. news in in the uk is an absolute joke yeah are you ever in them um no i don't think so i fucking hope not anyway fuck them yeah it might be good publicity though like if you're trying to say any publicity is good publicity as they say like but nah i the tabloids.
There's one newspaper I hate more than any as well. The Sun.
Audible, dirty, wrong-ins. The worst newspaper going.
Really? The Sun. That's the one.
Pieces of shit. Why? They just...
After the Hillsborough disaster, they said that it was the Liverpool fans' fault. So, for people who don't know, there was actually a 30 for 30 on it, but it was like 91 people.

96, but it's now 97.

Someone who had injuries from the event has now died.

Oh, wow.

So it's now 97.

97 people died at a Liverpool game when basically the gates... The gates got opened.

...opened and there was a crush of people.

People got literally trampled to death.

The police did. They didn't...
The stadium wasn't... Was's a sheffield wednesday yeah the stadium was too small to do this game right it was a semi-final the stadium was too small he shouldn't have done it there the police chief there also it was his first ever time doing something at this ground so we didn't know what he was doing so he just said open all them gates loads of people have went in and obviously happened happened.
But the Sun newspaper brought newspapers out saying that Liverpool fans were pissing on their own fans that were on the floor dead. They were robbing their pockets.
It was all our fault. And the whole country went with it.
The whole country went with it and labeled us all stuff like that. I didn't realize.
That's another reason why we say Scouts, not English. Yeah, I didn't realize there was this like divide.
That's that's interesting though chip on your shoulder kind of thing yeah not even chip on your shoulder just the rest of them not i like that that is a chip on your shoulder yeah like the definition of a chip on your shoulder i like i like the what scousers yeah because i'm looking up what scouse was you know what scouse was where the name comes from no no i don't it was a from... Oh, yeah, we have scouse.
We still eat it to this day. Yeah, biscuit and fish.
Well, now it has, like, we have, like, some sort of meat in it, so, like, lamb or beef, and then, like, potatoes and all your veg in there. It's heavy with some crusty bread.
That sounds good to me. I'm a big soup guy, so I like the scouse.
That with some crusty bread, lad. Tiger bread.
Have you seen any of the videos of the Wigan food? Wigan food? Yeah. Is it my pronouncing error? W-I-G-A-N.
Yeah, Wigan. Wigan food.
Lad in Wigan, they just put everything on a bar. Yeah, it's actually very funny.
There's this one guy that he goes on this tour of these small towns in England and he goes up to, I guess, try some of the local food up there and they just take bread. Yeah, a bar.
Yeah, a bam. They take a bam.
And put a pie on it. Yeah.
They'll put a pie on a bam and just eat it like a burger. And you're like, what the fuck are you just doing? And the sauce they put on is called sometimes pee wet.
And if you don't know what pee wet is, it's just literally the water that peas sit in. So you just scoop out some pee water and then just dump that across the bam.
It one of the funniest videos I've ever seen I love British food I feel like British food gets a bum rap sometimes but what type of British food do you like though? like you know what you just don't have a Sunday roast do you? I don't mind a Sunday roast every Sunday like in England well in the UK you'll have like a Sunday roast so you'll have roast potatoes or your veg, like, a type of meat, you know what I mean? A Yorkshire pudding. Italian, like, Sunday gravy.
They'll do it. Yeah, it'll have gravy on it as well.
Yeah, it has gravy on it as well. Which is not the same gravy that you're talking about.
It's gravy like pasta sauce. No, no, like proper gravy.
Yeah, yeah. Italians call pasta sauce gravy.
Oh, do they? Yeah, and they do... Oh, yeah, what was he saying? One of the lads said before when I went on the other...
on the mush one. What did he say? Oh, you don't listen to him.
He called it something. He might have called it gravy.
No, it sounded like vodka. Oh, yeah, there's a vodka sauce.
Yeah, that was what he said. That's what he was talking about, yeah.
Yeah, but I like British food. I like the fish and chips.
Fish the meat pies meat pies are legendary and if you stick with normal stuff you're probably going to have a good meal one of the biggest ones what we eat in Liverpool is salt and pepper chicken ooh he's on salt and pepper chicken yeah chicken breadcrumbs around the taste that salt and pepper oh lad you're eating it like that it's fucking heavy

alright well

this has been awesome man

everyone go follow

Paddy the Baddy by the way

Paddy the Baddy UFC

on Instagram

is it the same on Twitter?

who are you fighting next?

no it would have been

it would have been

the same on Twitter

but Instagram banned

me fucking first account

didn't he?

you bums

oh shit

so it's a

it's a new Instagram

Paddy the Baddy on Twitter

yeah it's Paddy the Baddy

on Twitter

and Paddy

it has to be Paddy the Baddy UFC

on me Instagram now because they legged me on my old one. Yes, yes.
So go follow them. Who are you fighting next? No idea, yeah.
As you said, Dana said before, I think they're going to come back to the UK in March. I'll more than likely be on that.
Hell yes. And you're going to see the best walkout you've ever seen in your entire lives.
Hell yes. Ever.
Yes. So you've got to be rooting for Paddy the Batty because you'll also be on some streams with us.
It's going to be a great time. Yeah, it's going to.
The troops, I feel sorry for you in a few weeks, lad, because Jake and Ticamo are going to score at it against Arsenal. It's going to be proper at us.
And it's also interesting. I don't understand what you just said, but it's interesting.
Troops is, you know, he walks around like he's a big tough guy. You are a tough guy.
I don't know. No, I met him the other week, to be honest, when we done the little pictures of the Stade.
That's bad. He had me in, bitch.
Okay, all right. He's hilarious, lad.
You've got to really stick it to him if Liverpool starts, you know. Oh, lad, I'm going to probably feel very sly on him because we are the best team in the world.
Right. And Arsenal, give them the due.
They lost the first three games, and then since then they haven't lost. They've got 17 points out of 21.
Yeah. Won five through two.
So they're doing well, but they haven't played the mighty Reds. No.
No. I'm excited.
I'm very, very excited. You never walk alone.
You don't, lad, when you're a Liverpool fan? You don't? Do you know what it was? It was I started liking Liverpool because of the Suarez song. They've got Salah.
Oh, Mane Mane. That's not the Suarez one.
What was the Suarez one? The Suarez one used to be the best back in it. Luis Suarez.
Luis Suarez. It's an old one, that don't know.
I loved that one. The best one now is the Bobby one, Si Senor.
What's that? Si Senor. Give the ball to Bobby and he will score.

There's something that the cop wants you to know.

Who comes up with these?

Best in the world and it's Bobby for me.

Is there one guy?

Well, lad, one of my mates, Jamie, he's brought albums out now.

He's got two albums out now, to be honest, lad.

He's a boss singer-songwriter, but before he got into doing his own songs,

he was making Liverpool songs. And if you get stuck them up on YouTube there, Liverpool boss nights, lad, some crowds there going absolutely nuts.
It's the best. It really is.
I remember finding that Luis Suarez song and watching a bar just go nuts about it. You'll find the boss night on there.
Boss night. And Jamie done it before

Liverpool won the Champions League

in Madrid

to the square.

In Madrid square,

60,000 people.

He played all these Liverpool songs.

You can type it in, lad.

It's special.

I've got goosebumps now

thinking about it, lad.

Do people still, like,

fuck with the Beatles in Liverpool?

Yeah, people still listen to the Beatles.

Obviously. Yeah, people still listen to the Beatles.
They've got to even more so now because I'm the fifth Beatle. You're the fifth Beatle? Yeah.
Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah.
I'm the blonde Beatle. Okay.
I like that. He has to take over America like they did.
It's baddie mania. It is, lad.
It's baddie mania. It's baddie mania.
It's going to go off. Get ready.
When Luis Suarez was playing for you guys, be honest. You kind of liked it when he would bite people, right? Yeah.
It was kind of cool. Yeah, he's a scouser lad.
He'd done anything for his team. You know what I mean? He's one of them.
When he plays for your team, you love him. When he plays for someone else, you hate him.
Like, Liverpool played last night and he played against us. He plays for Atletico Madrid.
So he played against us last night. And he got booed at Anfield.
Yeah, but you still kind of miss him. Yeah, I'd still take him back now.
Yeah. He's still, even though he's 34, 30, something like that.
He's a finisher. Exactly.
He knows where the onion bag is, lad. He puts the ball in the net.
I like that. Oh, last question.
Messi or Ronaldo? Messi. Fuck yes.
Thank you. That's the correct side of history.

Ronaldo's man-made.

Yeah, he's a tap-in king.

Messi's God-given talent.

Yes.

Messi's just... Oh, I like that.

Man-made versus God-given.

It is.

Like Ronaldo's work for everything himself.

That way, Messi was just given that talent.

When he's got that ball at his feet, it's like it's super glued to it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I love it.

All right.

Well, Paddy, thank you so much. Appreciate it.
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And now for something completely different. Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest.
It is recurring guest, my friend, PFT's frenemy, DK Metcalf from the Seattle Seahawks. DK, good to see you.
We want to catch up with you. It's been a while.
I don't know what you've got on your mind right now. I wanted to ask you to start.
Is Russell Wilson 100% back? Because his succession video was very weird and I don't really understand it. Yeah, he practiced yesterday.
He's back. He was taking reps with the team.
So yeah, he's back. Did you anyone ask like why like why because the theme song to succession is great but it made no sense when he put it on all right to be honest i didn't i didn't watch the video i've been on it on social media last couple last couple weeks yeah so uh oh really why what happened any failed threesomes or foursomes no i mean nothing happened i mean i just you know okay take a little time to detox you know yeah it's good that's healthy i think to just kind of take a step away from it but i did notice something though like pft you and follow me on instagram oh what did i i don't think i ever followed you on instagram dk no i know i know that's this cap it's cap i never followed you on instagram i follow you on Twitter.
Twitter.com. We've had a couple of exchanges on Instagram, but you don't follow me? You got to work to get that follow.
I just need to know that I hurt your feelings. You never hurt my feelings.
I thought it was interesting. If you want to get into it, I thought it was interesting a couple weeks ago when you were playing against the Saints,

and you got absolutely bitch-punked by Marcus Lattimore.

He was throwing you.

I got what?

Bitch-punk.

Yeah, bitch-punk.

BP'd.

It's a new NFT out.

Yeah, you were getting.

Bitch-punks.

You were getting thrown around.

I saw you throwing your hands up.

That dude, you outweigh him by probably 40 pounds, 6 inches,

and he was just throwing you all around the yard. For real.
I thought my acting skills were great. So I thank you for that compliment.
That was my goal. Hamming it up a little bit.
That's the party line? Yeah. What is it about the Saints cornerbacks? Because I noticed that they tend to get into fights against everybody.
Is that just known across the league? Like, hey, C.D. Deuce, Lattimore, they're going to talk a lot of shit? I mean, yeah, of course they're going to talk stuff to me.
But, you know, I'm not a very confrontational person. You know, as you can see, you know, we've had our little exchanges.
But, you know, sometimes I get in a mode to where I'm not taking anything, you know. Yeah.
I'll tell you what. I'll follow you.
I'll follow you on Instagram right now. Oh, I've already unfollowed you, so there's no point.
All right, fine. I'm out too.
Actually, no, I'm going to follow you, and then I'm going to hit you up and bitch to you about you not following me on Instagram. Let's see.
DK Metcalf. Did you block me? No, there you are.
Oh, wow. Don't do that.
DK, I got a question about the the neon green jerseys because we get excited when you guys wear them does it actually change how you guys play no but they they they some of my favorite jerseys i love that so great maybe a little extra extra like boost in your step when you put them on because they oh we think that color rush does make teams play better Right, yeah. I mean, then it's on prime time so i mean i absolutely love the color rush um i love the green i i'm already asking could we wear them again already this year so love it hopefully uh that gets done yeah a lot of people are asking how you decide which color hair you're going to go with on a week-to-week basis is it like game day you game day you decide, or is it, like, a mood ring? Like, I'm an angry DK today.
Is someone wearing the purple? I wake up, and I'm like, yeah, I want that color. But I haven't changed colors this year, so I don't plan on it.
What about you and that hairstyle? No, I just – I put – if I shower, then I don't wear a hat. And if I don't shower, then I put a hat on.
But, like, is the man bun working out for you?

No, nothing works out for me, honestly.

Like, I'm trying to minimize just looking like an idiot at all times.

It's my life.

Really? Yeah.

When you're playing and you're playing poorly,

do you think that, hey, maybe I should stop fucking over my fantasy owners?

Just to be clear, whenever I'm out there and I do play poorly or not to my standard, it's not on purpose. You feel me? Right.
I really don't have any say-so in that. My fantasy owners, I love them.
I appreciate y'all for picking me up, but we can't be great every week.

Okay, but some guys are great every week.

Who?

I don't know.

Tyree Kills scores every single week.

Cooper Cupp scores every single week. Christian McCaffrey.

Christian McCaffrey.

Stephon Diggs.

Christian McCaffrey just got back.

Yeah, but when he's playing, he's always –

I would rather you be injured severely and not scoring so that you're not in my starting lineup than be in my starting lineup and goose Do you have me on your fantasy team? No, of course not. I don't even follow you on Instagram.
Why would I have you on my fantasy team? I'm pretty sure y'all do like a little fantasy you know, around the office. Who has me on their fantasy team? I don't know.
I don't have you on either of my fantasy teams. Not that anyone cares.
I do have Russell Wilson, and I didn't even pick up Gino. I just kept starting Russell Wilson, and it actually worked out.
Did you see Russell Wilson's little warm-ups that he was doing before games? Oh, yeah. When he was taking mental reps and going out on the field doing a fake huddle out there? Do you think it was fucked up that they videotaped that? I can't believe they got that on video uh he was doing it at practice so it was nothing new on game day yeah but like i it was he embarrassed like he didn't want video to get that oh you have to understand that's rust like when you understand that that's rust then it's not surprising or it's not like oh what the fuck is he doing like that's rust yeah so i'm not surprised he's he's great quarterback.
He's going to take mental reps. So that's his mental reps.
Do you – what's the mood right now with Russ coming back? Because you guys – the NFC is tough. Like, there's a lot of good teams in the NFC.
You guys have to – you have basically no margin for error. Like, how are you guys feeling overall? It's like, hey, can we get back in this thing? Do we need Odell Beckham? Do you want Odell Beckham? It's a three-part question.
I love to have Odell on our team. It's like my big brother.
But, yeah, the NFC is hard. You got to come to play every week.
But we're going to take it one game at a time, man. I'm not looking forward to, you know, the two weeks down the road.
I'm looking forward to the Packers and playing that game in Lambeau. Are you concerned that maybe Aaron Rodgers is going to give you COVID when you're there? Yeah.
He's killed a lot of people. No.
He should be good by the time we play. And I'm not on defense.
I'm not tripping. Oh, so you're not going to be captain? You said what? Are you going to be captain? No, I'm not.
Why is is that why do you think your teammates haven't voted you to be a captain because we have russ and bobby as our captains i mean it's pretty clear cut they could probably make an exception if they really wanted to if they're like hey this guy's i mean yeah good people look at me as a leader and a captain on the team but do they do they when you get like uh unsportsmanlike penalties and stuff do they? When did I get an unsportsmanlike? Yeah, when you went crotch first into the goal post. Remember that? Hurt your team? Oh, yeah.
I mean, yeah, that was two weeks ago. I told you, I don't look in the past like that, bro.
Oh, okay. That was two weeks ago.
I'm not worried about that. I noticed you put on a little razzle-dazzle a couple weeks ago.
Gino hit you, and you and you took i think a full step to the side before you ran 70 yards directly down the field is that something you've been working on laughing i saw it i pulled up the dot you ever watch the dots that people put on Twitter? I saw what you did.

I saw it.

It was pretty good.

You made a little cut.

Of course I've been working on it.

Yeah.

What's the hardest part about turning?

That turn?

It wasn't a turn.

No, I'm just asking in general.

To you, what's the most challenging part about going slightly sideways?

I can turn better than you, so that's saying a lot.

That's bullshit. Again, that's cap.
You're supposed to be faster than me, right? Yeah, I am. I am faster than you.
We have the video evidence to prove it. I noticed that you are playing against Washington.
What y'all did not do is put out the whole video. So you really just hold me on that one because you're supposed to put out the whole video.
Put out the finish. The finish line.
No. If I know the important parts about racing.
I walked out of the office and you were explaining, all right, we're going to run a lap. And I'm like, okay, bet.
I'm sitting there listening. Then you just take off.
Like, what? He won. I don't think about the past, DK.
I don't even remember that. He won.
You know what? I actually bet you that I could beat you race walking. No.
You ever do that? Do you have on knee pads right now with those pants? Knee pads? No, man. This is Umbro.
It's called fashion. I don't know.
I could, without a doubt, beat you. You're lacking in that department.
I could, without a doubt, beat you speed walking. I think that that's a sport that I've yet to tap into.
Those pants on, I highly doubt that. I'm not looking at anybody that's wearing those pants.
They cut through the air. Oh, shit.

Adam Schefter just tweeted,

Breaking news per Adam Schefter.

Seattle Seahawks have claimed former Cleveland Browns wide receiver Odell Beckham off waivers.

Big bro.

We're not claiming him off waivers.

Oh.

Okay.

This is like 30 minutes before the waiver.

So, okay.

Interesting.

So, you do know breaking news per DK Metcalf. You've already been told you're not claiming him.
Interesting. Everybody knows nobody's claiming him off waivers.
Oh, so that's collusion. That's a given.
Good point, Big Cat. Listen, let's get this interview back on track because you and PFT, you know, he asks insult questions.
It's not fair. I love having you on the show.
I was wondering, have you ever been part of a Hail Mary on the football field? Because I know you tried that Hail Mary when you texted that chick when you had brought two other chicks home, and you're like, why don't you circle back and we'll have a threesome or foursome, I guess it would be. So have you ever done that Hail Mary in a football game? Hail Mary.
No, not to my knowledge. Okay.
All right. Next question, though.
Yeah, I had your back in that whole situation, by the way. We all had your back.
I had your back. All right.
You're supposed to be the mediator. I'm sorry.
I did have your back in that situation. That was just a layup.
I had to ask it that way. I think it's total bullshit what she did.
They're sex-shaming you. I don't think that you'll find a red-blooded american male that has a problem with it's bullshit that they put that out there all right we'll get it back on track we do this sometimes in our interviews it's questions from a first grader so we have uh miss joy she teaches a first grade class in dripping springs texas and sometimes she sends us questions that they have when we have superstar athletes on um so first question this is from timmy in dripping springs dk what's your favorite color blue blue not action green okay oh no no no it's blue yeah all right this one's what's your favorite color what's your favorite action green mine's action green i like yeah seahawks colors you Why? What's your favorite color, BFT? Gray.
Me and Dak Prescott. Birds of a feather.
That explains a lot. Yeah.
My second question is from Linda. DK, what's a Seahawk? It's a bird.
It's a bird. Okay.
All right. That's fine.
Simple answer. Third question.
This one is from Allison. DK, do you like it when you get triple teamed on the football field? What was coming up with these? First graders.
First graders. That was from Allison.
First graders. She wants to know if you like getting triple teamed.
First graders. Someone else is open.
On the football field. Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, no, I don't.
Somebody else is open. Yeah, Big Cat.
You answered that one first. Yeah, someone else is open.
That helps, right? Somebody else is open. See, that's the kind of energy I need, Big Cat.
Yeah, there we go. I got you.
I got you. Tell me, give me a score prediction for the Egg Bowl this year.
Because Ole Miss is – I hope Lane stays there. Ole Miss has got some swag right now.
Even the tweet that they had to delete and apologize for going after Hugh Freeze, which was very funny. What do you think about the Egg Bowl this year? You think Ole Miss is going to – Egg Bowl, I think it's going to be like 60 to 14.
What? Yeah, we're going to blow Ole Miss if we stayed out. Okay, I got a real question, actually.
This is because, obviously, you didn't play for Lane Kiffin and Ole Miss, but you watched their games and playing in the NFL. Do you think there's a point where going for it on fourth down is too much because you need to like almost, it deflates the defense.
Like, I've seen Lane Kiffin. Sometimes he'll go for it on fourth down.
It's like, ah, if they just kick the field goal or punted there, maybe their defense gets a little bit of confidence back. You know what I got to say to that? He's a head coach for a reason and I'm a football player for a reason.
Okay. So you don't aspire to be a head coach.
That's, you know. Oh, no, I be a head coach.
No, I'm not going to be a head coach. Why not? Because of kids like me.
That's a great answer. If I had to deal with myself on a daily basis, I would not do it.
What would you do if one of your players pretended to pee like a dog after they scored a touchdown? I would love it. I like that type of stuff.
I was thinking about doing it again this week, though. Yeah, you should do it.
You should. The new taunting rules, who cares? They're going to call you for anything.
Bro, they're not taking it easy with these fines, so no. What if you're up by 30 points, though? 30 points in the fourth quarter.
30 points for $7,000? We can do a GoFundMe for your fine. All right, so you make the GoFundMe.
Send me the link, and then I'll do it. Okay.
Okay, we'll do that. It's easy.
But you promised to do the peeing dog. I'll make a GoFundMe to where you can cut that shit off.
Okay, so you'll do the peeing dog, though. How about this? How about if you do the peeing dog, we'll set up a GoFundMe, and we'll pay the fine to a charity of your choice.

Sounds good.

We'll match it.

But you got to do the pissing dog.

Yeah, I got you.

How much is the fine?

If I do that, it's probably going to double,

so it's going to be like $25 for the second time.

I didn't know it was going to be that much.

Oh, wait, whoa.

We don't – no, no.

We don't have to pay for the second one. It's your fault that you already got one.
So we'll pay the difference. That's still a lot of.
That's $18,000. $18,000? Okay.
All right. So we'll pay $18,000, not $25,000, though.
All right. $18,000.
Okay. How does that work? Do you cut a check or do they just take that out of your game check? No, you don't even see take it out of your game check bullshit that is bullshit where's that money go who knows they say it's for charity but i have no idea and everybody's getting right now yeah and you appeal it but i feel like appeals never go through i just keep appealing it take it to the supreme two different appeal phone calls today how does that appeal process go are? Are you like, come on, man, it was funny? They're annoying.
Yeah. Speaking of annoying, do you ever get mad when Pete Carroll is just constantly establishing the run and he won't throw the ball? No, I mean, whatever it takes to win.
I love Pete. Yeah.
What about his twin brother? He got a twin? Hell yeah. You've never seen him? You're lying.
Nope. I couldn't even believe I almost fell for that.
Not lying at all. I can't believe I almost fell for that.
I haven't found him yet, but I'm convinced he's got a twin brother. Pete does not have a twin brother.
He's got a brother. Yeah, he does have a brother.
Who looks a lot like him. Where are you getting this information? So so much so you could see that they might be twins i think big cat one day just invented the fact that pete carroll had a twin brother and he's just convinced himself i'm finding so hard like people would search for sasquatch i'm looking yeah i'm looking for pete carroll's twin brother i'm gonna get him does he um if he throws his gum on the side of the wall when he's walking, that's Pete's brother.
You know, I'm going to get the DNA test. I'll test it, and then I'll find a match.
Let me know because I need to correct him about something. Does he chew gum even when he's not on a practice field or in a stadium, like when he's just walking through the hallways at your training facility? He has a big jar of gum everywhere, like everywhere around the facility.
He's always chewing gum. Is it double bubble? Take it out and then just throw it.
I don't know. I don't know how sanitary that is.
It's littering. Is it double bubble, though? It's the yellow.
Yellow and blue. Hubba.
Is it hubba bubble? Hubba Bubble? Double Bubble? Yellow and blue.

Is that Juicy Fruit?

No, no.

Hubba Bubble?

No, it's the small that's twisted up.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Okay.

Got it.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I know exactly what you're talking about.

How much do you bitching?

What are y'all typing?

Double Bubble.

I'm searching DK Metcalf text to thought.

Okay. Yeah, I know that story is still online.
I was checking to see. I thought searching DK Metcalf text to thought.
Okay.

Yeah, no, that story is still online.

I was checking to see.

I thought it had maybe been deleted.

It's still there.

But what?

No.

Nothing, nothing.

Listen, I don't want to get into it.

The past is in the past.

We don't think about the past.

Why do you keep bringing it up, bro?

I try to do you a favor.

Very mean to bring it up.

Honestly, if that's the worst scandal that you're known for is like, oh, he had a threesome instead of a foursome. Yeah.
That's a pretty fucking good way to go down. He thought one night like, hey, why not? Why not just take a crazy shot here? I mean, that's it.
Yeah. Every now and then you're the guy who like, you know, to bring it back to fantasy who who will send the trade offer.
I'll trade you Tony Pollard for Patrick Mahomes. I don't know.
Maybe he'll click a button and accidentally accept this. Who knows? How much do you bench these days, DK? Bench? Yeah.
Around the same. I think I've went up a couple pounds

What did Aaron Donald say?

Yeah that's what I was going to ask you about

I can't remember

I still think that he could bench press more than

500

500 yeah or something

Me?

DK was like 315

Oh

Yeah no you don't have it

You don't have that

Like 360?

You don't have that

No chance You don't 365 you don't have it. You don't have that.
Like 360? 365? You don't have that. No chance.

You don't.

365, you don't have it.

Too much muscles.

I'm not about to get into it with you.

Yeah, all right.

You're right.

You're right.

You're right.

I'm supposed to be on your side.

All right.

I have one last question.

It's a rowback question.

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Use code PFT. All right, my last question.
We've had a debate on this show. Weather, rain, wind, Seattle, how much does it affect the game? When there's like – you had that Monday night game.
It was raining so hard. How much does it affect the game? I believe it affects the coaches more than anything.
Really? Yeah, because it affects their play calling and how they see the game. But to me, I don't think it affects that much.
Right, but it does affect the play calls that go in, so it means that teams are less likely to score as many points, right? Exactly, yeah. Yeah, exactly.
Everybody's going to run the ball. So if it's like crazy Pacific Northwest rain, you still feel confident in everything you're doing? I mean, I can't say it because we've had some rain games to where we've still thrown the ball a lot especially up here so i mean i don't know it just depends on how how practice goes a week or you know what the coach feels yeah can you give us a prediction for this weekend's game a guarantee of what what the final score is going to be Seahawks Packers Seahawks Packers in Green Bay is going to be called I say 27 18 27 18 Packers no Seahawks let's go DK I need you to beat this I need you to beat the Packers please please beat the Packers 27 18 Seahawks And DK'sawks.
Let's go, DK. I need you to beat the Packers.
You can specify. Please.
Please beat the Packers. 27-18 Seahawks.
And DK's going to score two touchdowns for Allison in Dripping Springs, Texas. I'm going to score two touchdowns and do a Lambeau leak.
I'm just playing. Oh, you should.
You should. For everyone who has you in fantasy, you start them.
You're going to lift your leg up. They may throw beer on me.
I'm not doing that. You're going to lift your leg up, and you're going to do the Lambo leak.
Yeah. Lambo leak.
Yes. And we are going to do a GoFundMe, and whatever it ends up at, we will chip in.
We'll send it to Charity. Is that her name? Is it the rest? Charity, is that with an I or with a Y? You have to make the GoFundMe before Sunday so I can have a visual.
Okay. We'll make it, but then if you don't do it then what all the money goes to you no i mean i if i see it if i know something's gonna happen then you know i'm gonna do it okay you have my word it'll go to charity okay yes put her through school perfect um all right dk thanks as always man we appreciate you joining us uh best luck rest the season.
We'll have you on again before the end of the season, hoping you guys get back in the playoff race. I might go down to D.C.
when you play the football team because I think that's a primetime game, right? It's a Monday night game. We'll have to do a race walk.
All right, bet. And I need a hoodie.
We'll get you a part of my take hoodie. Perfect.
Perfect. All right.
Thanks, man. All right, man.
Bun, I'll holler. See you, TK.
Thanks, buddy. Good luck.
All right. We're going to wrap up the show with guys on chicks.
Any show notes? Oh, Rob Lowe on Friday. Going to be great.
Going to be unbelievable. Oh, Hank, we didn't talk about this at all today.
Well, I was going to start with this show note. Something we have to get to the bottom of.
Is that what you're going to talk about? Oh, the fart? Oh, we can talk about the fart. I was going to talk about something.
Let's go fart first. Let's go fart first.
What were you going to say? What were you going to say? Ben Simmons wants to be a Celtic. That's just not true.
You guys didn't read the article. You read the tweets.
No, there were reports. Not the article.
Of course I didn't read the article. A study just came out.
Ben Simmons wants to be a Celtic. I say free Ben Simmons.
Is that a peer-reviewed study? Nope. It's a post.
Who farted? What? Who farted? Oh, that was a non-denial from Hank. No, I was...
It wasn't me. I'll say it right now.
I need to prompt it. I don't remember farting.
There was... We recorded the podcast Sunday night on Monday morning.
We got a lot of tweets that were like, if you listen around the 104 mark, there is a clear fart. Who farted? There was one of us in this room who was very vocally adamant about their...
The fact that it wasn't them. Maybe there's one person in this room who's been accused in the past of farting when he hasn't farted.
I feel like we've all been accused of farting when we haven't farted. Absolutely.
You can look at the tape. I mean, the video's out there.
I did. And? It looks like PFT.
What do you mean it looks like? I don't move at all. I love it.
You need to move to fart. Neither me nor Big Cat moved.
Yeah, you did take a fart breath. That's how I speak sometimes.
Neither me nor Big Cat ever moved in this entire video. We did not make any motions like we were picking up a cheek.
There are three other people who have microphones when we're recording that who were not on camera at the time. Do you deny the fart breath? It's not me.
Do you deny the fart breath? There's an intake where the air's got to go somewhere without your butt. No, no.
There's definitely a fart breath, but it's not me that farted. It's coincidence.
I wish people could see Billy's face right now. Go subscribe to YouTube because he's got a grin on him like he's figured out who killed Nicole Brown Simpson.
I think that if it was his son, right? Yeah. But if I had farted or Big Cat had farted, one of the two of us would have reacted to it in real time towards each other.
Correct. Neither one of us did that.
That tells me it came from elsewhere in the room. This is going to be some light bulb shit.
Well, do you remember right before we started recording when I was sniffing smelling salts and you guys accused me of farting? No, I don't. Which is not physically possible to be snorting smelling salts and farting at the same time? Not true.
It's definitely physically possible. No, it's not.
I have snorted things and farted at the same time many times before in my life. I'm about to poop myself.
No, I'm going to poop myself, too. I don't have a fart.
I don't have a fart. This is some high-level podcasting right now.
Okay, so wait. What does that have to do with anything? This doesn't prove anything.
Because you didn't fart before the show, you also couldn't have farted? Right, but if Hank's mic was off, both of you guys didn't move your diaphragms during the video I checked. There was a fart breath.
There was a fart breath, but no diaphragm.

There's no diaphragm movement. Hank's

microphone was not off. His

microphone is always on on Sundays. It's

here that he has to click himself in.

On Sundays... We don't know that.

You're speaking so confidently

right now. We have no idea.
It's a million

percent true. He doesn't have the same setup where he has a

computer he has to do. I'm sitting in front of

the recorder and I turn myself off

because there's echo otherwise, so

I only turn my microphone whenever we start talking about editing stuff from this side of the room we're always wrong i'm just a sidebar between the two of us don't don't they they know shit that we don't know i honestly all this stuff i don't care if people think it was me because i know that it wasn't but again it's it's not the first time that I've been unjustly accused of farting. You are denying it more than anyone else.
I was like... Because I'm hurt.
When I saw it, I was like, oh, it wasn't me. I don't know.
It's kind of funny. I'm hurt.
I'm scarred. I'm emotionally wrecked from being accused of this many times in the past.
Going on Talk Tonight? I did not fart. Oh, man.
Guys on Chex. I did not come on my cat.
And I did not fart. All right, go.
Guys on chicks. Hey, Slim Cat, PFC, Honk, and Billy, and the best in the office.
My boyfriend and I went to the local pub for the game. We are Bears fans and say bye another group who are as well.
They wrote this wrong. Sat by, yeah.
They wrote that wrong. The word is sat.
You learn it in first grade. Well, it says say.
It says say. It's mean to mess with Hank who's not good at reading to begin with.
I am good at reading. You're bad at reading.
My boyfriend and another guy had two bets that they were cheering for. They celebrated more when they hit than any time the Bears did anything good, which was like once anyway.
Is this a Bears fan thing, or is fantasy football and betting more important than your favorite team? I'll hang up and listen. Wait, so when? Give me the week.
A lot yesterday, Monday. Oh, it was Monday? Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know. I always go personally.
I go into every Sunday. Bears winning.
Now, obviously, this is a different season because I just want Justin Fields to do well so Justin Fields doing well is number one uh but I always think like I want my team to be to win and then my bets to hit because like if you have your team win and you lose all your bets you at least have something to keep you going forward right like so it's like just root for them usually bet on your your team. I had the Bears last night.
I think that's usually the way. I mean, that's how I operate.
I think most people operate that way, right? I usually go out of my way to not bet on my team. I thought about doing it this year, but I was talked out of it at the last minute.
You don't bet against your team necessarily, but sometimes if you're in a situation where you know that nothing good is going to come out of winning,'s sometimes fun to bet if your team is really shitty it's fun to bet on your team to cover an atrociously large spread and then you get like a couple sad like you get a sad score at the end of the game and the final score is like 30 to 7 and you're like oh shit we covered it's and then you can cheer ironically at that point it's also very fun to bet on and over with your team because then it's like you kind that's kind of the emotional hedge i'll do where it's like if your team scores great and if the other team score is bad but a little bit of good christmas gift suggestion for my 26 year old boyfriend awl likes golf the cowboys gambling he's pretty basic but has everything so don't know what to get him cash money's always a good idea You could, if he likes money, you couldboys gambling. He's pretty basic, but has everything, so don't know what to get him.

Cash.

Money's always a good idea.

You could.

If he likes money, you could get him a Moneyline dog sweatshirt.

Cash.

On sale now.

Cash.

Or part of my take, Christmas sweatshirt.

Cash.

Or if he likes golf, maybe like a...

I don't think you fuck with that.

A ball marker.

No, because I think like...

Dude, your girlfriend is not getting you cash. Be honest.
If you you were in a real relationship That was honest I would be disrespected I would do What? I would get cash And I'd be like Fuck yes cash It would all depend on how I was given the cash If I was given the cash In an envelope I'd be like Okay that's kind of weird But if it was like a suitcase That had money in it If it's like a Secret Santa If you stack suitcase, that's an awesome gift. Wedding, relative, whatever, cash.
I feel like a significant other for getting cash. That's lazy.
What do you get? All right, let's do the Cowboys. This will help everyone out there, all the chicks out there.
If you were to get your boyfriend something from their favorite team, what do you get? Maybe a throwback hat? A hoodie?

Beanie?

A sick hat would be cool. Winners coming up?

I think a starter jacket from like the 80s would be nice.

Ooh, starter jacket?

A throwback starter would be sick.

Always appreciated.

Yeah, so these are some good thought starters for you.

I'd say like go to starter jacket and maybe a cool hat.

Or like he says he likes golf.

Get him like Cowboys golf balls.

Win-win. Yeah, but then you lose the golf balls because you suck at golf but then you get to you know be like do you sell those golf balls and then they i don't know it's don't get them cash cash get them just a nice bottle whiskey that's always a winner too cash what's up lads especially jake go cuse my boyfriend wants a dog but he said he would that's biased he said he would never get a girl dog because their nipples freak him out.
Is this a red flag? I think, yeah. Depends on how used the dog is.
If you get a used dog that's like four or five years old and it's already had a couple litters, they can be freaky nipples. They can be nipples that like drag on the ground.
So I understand, but I don't think this guy has ever driven a new dog. If you get a new dog that's a female, the nipples don't protrude.
Also. And so they're not freaky at all.
Also, dog dicks are also gross. Like, you're kind of, you know what I mean? They're also funny, though.
They're funny, but when a dog's dick is just, like, on you, it's weird. So there's definitely, yeah.
You have to ice them you know what i mean like i don't think i think you just gotta i think you're creepy for thinking about a dog's anatomy this much unless it's got real the real swollen like mama dog oh see like that no it's not creepy i know but it is the man knows his used dog it's gross if you if uh if a bitch has given birth to a couple litters of puppets that's what it's called hank a bitch in the industry i'm laughing Don't laugh It's gross. If a bitch has given birth to a couple litters of puppies, that's what it's called, Hank.

A bitch in the industry.

Hank, I'm laughing.

Don't laugh.

If a B word has given birth, then yeah, sometimes they get the real swollen ones, and those

do look weird.

I agree with that.

And you can't ice a dog's nipples to make them go away.

Not like with a penis.

Just get reconstructive surgery on your dog.

Can you do that?

No.

I don't think so, but I'm sure you can. Can you tell if a dog is on steroids by its nipples? No idea.
Oh, wow. We stumped him.
Yeah, you should look into that. Holy shit.
Do people give their dogs steroids? Yeah, no, it's actually like fighting dogs. Mm-hmm.
Yeah? Shoot them up. Mm-hmm.
It's fucked. It is fucked, but it's also like cool if they get jacked.
Mm-hmm. No, because it's mostly for aggression.
Yeah, but, like, not the... If they don't fight, if they just, like, look sick without their shirt on.
That's cool. Like, hit sick PRs.
Yeah. Hi.
Hi. Hi.
I've dated my boyfriend. There's, like, three exclamation points.
I've dated... Hi.
Hi. Hi.
I've dated my boyfriend for three years, and I've noticed that he has never changed his car clock with daylight savings each year. That's my guy.
I brought this up yesterday because it's annoying and he said it apparently saves some time. Yep.
Please help explain this to me because I hate having to do mental math each time I'm in his car. Thanks.
That's my guy. That is some tough mental math.
I'll give her that. No, no.
Keeps you sharp. I love it.
If you're a dude and you go through the zone, you power through the entire zone of November through March, and you're able to not change your clock, the reward that you get, and especially once you start getting closer and closer to the end of daylight savings time in March, you get the rush. It's amazing.
You're like, I've almost made it. I've almost made it.
Then when it finally changes over, you feel like you've accomplished something. I'm going to change my stove.
I guess stove clock is fixed. Yeah, that's what it's called, a stove.
Well, stove clock. Yeah.
I was trying to think of the proper word. It's too much anxiety.
It gives you anxiety for a second when you see the clock. It's too much.
It gives you an enemy, though. Somebody that you can use to keep yourself sharp.
It keeps you sharp. It keeps you mentally sharp.
I like to sometimes fuck around with some military time because it's hard to do that math. You know what I mean? Billy does, too.
23. What is 23? What hour is that? Oh, 2300.
Okay, what about 17? Five. Oh, yeah, you saw that fucking pause.

We just subtract 12.

I understand, but it took you a second.

16.

4.

Oh.

No, it's 11.

What?

19.

7.

15.

3.

What's 0,300?

3. A.M.
Mm- What's 0300? Three AM.

Mm-hmm.

Okay, you're sharp.

I like to set my clock 30 minutes early,

so then I get that adrenaline rush to rush and go faster.

But then you still are late.

Maybe go for 45.

Billy just never knows what time it is. He just likes the rush of feeling late.
As long as he gets in the shower an hour before he has to be at work. So is that an hour and a half before working in the shower? Well, it just depends.
Certain clocks have different times. Got it.
You have different time zones in your own house. I love it.
The clock in my bathroom is fast. You have a bathroom clock? Oh, yeah.
How are you ever late? You have a clock everywhere. All right.
All right. I thought this was about me for a second, but actually the number adds up.
It's a local number. This past weekend, I don't know why they included this.
This past weekend, I went to stay with my boyfriend at his parents' house, parentheses,

situate.

Of course, he went through his old things and was showing them off to me, and then he stumbled

across an old, crusty, yellow sock.

My boyfriend has held onto it for over 10 years.

Is this normal?

Oh.

No.

Wait, is it?

To have a crusty, yellow sock?

No.

Is it what I think it is?

Yeah.

Your boyfriend doesn't come on the mat next to his bed like every other dude?

On the ceiling?

Parts of the way. Chaps was great last week, but I hope AWL's did.
They didn't buy his lies about coming on the ceiling. He comes on every ceiling he's ever been in.
So if you ever see Chaps in a building, in a room,

he has come on that ceiling.

That's a fact. He's got like a, sounds like this guy has a nostalgic cum sock.

Yeah, that's a good way to be

framed for a crime. Just DNA all over

the place. Did he keep it or

he found one he hid when he was that young?

Oh! Breaking Moose!

Breaking Moose.

We're waiting for the Odell News. We've been waiting for the Odell news.
Odell Beckham Jr. has signed a two-year, $30 million contract with the Chicago Bears.

All right.

I know that's fake.

Okay.

We asked you to do a fake one that could maybe get us. I don't know.

Maybe I thought you were going to be like, oh, shit.

No way.

That would be a huge contract.

That would be the dumbest thing ever.

Also, when you asked me to do that, I know that you know you're not going to believe

me no matter what I say.

No, I think if you had said, I don't know, the Packers or the Seahawks It's going to be probably a one year deal. I think he's going to be a Seahawk.
Based on the way that DK answered those questions earlier when he was like no, we're not claiming off waivers. That tells me that he knows that they're going to sign him as a free agent.
He did say that in a way that I would agree with you. Okay.
So will we know by tomorrow? Will the people listening? It sounds like he's going to decide tonight. I don't know.
I'm kind of over Odell. Like, it's not...
What... All right, let's do it this way.
Why did any team claim him? That's what I don't get. Because they would have had to pay him $7 million.
And he said he's going to be a dick. Yeah, to pay for, like, seven like seven games let's do it this way because we're recording early today uh what team would odell go to that you actually think it like increases their chance significantly to win a super bowl because i don't really like even the packers i don't know i think he obviously it would help but um the patriots I'm trying to think what team is a wide receiver the Bucs

it would be the Bucs because – The Saints maybe. The Saints don't have any weapons.
I could maybe talk myself into the Saints. So Odell Beckham is going to be like, you know what? Baker Mayfield isn't worthy of passing me the football, but you know who is? Trevor Simeon.
I don't know. I feel like it would be the Bucs, and it would be because Antonio Brown,

there's something up with him.

Plot twist, Antonio Brown is unreliable this season,

so it feels like that might be a fit.

What about if he went to the Chiefs and he somehow fixed everything?

Yeah, I mean, the TikToks between him and Jackson Mahomes would be incredible.

Okay.

All right, so we gave you some thought starters there. All right.
Is that it? I can see Jerry Jones doing it, too. Yeah.
Want to be a cowboy? I don't even know. Yeah.
I mean, there's... Reunited with Burrow? Not really reunited, but LSU to LSU.
That's what... Yeah, I think we said that on Monday's show.
The Bengals would be a hilarious combination. Yeah.
Because you also have... He's the reason he got in trouble after giving out the money.
Yeah, sure. That's your guy's fault.
We're the reason he got in trouble. Yeah.
Thanks, Jake. Jake's trying to spread the cancellation now that he's been canceled twice in one week.
Yeah. Check out Jake's bracketology.
It sucked. I liked it.
Lenardi moved you guys from next four out to off the bubble. I'm sure he had a reason.
I'm sure he had a reason. Jake, you know what you need to do? You got to get a bunker.
Joe Lenardi has the bunker. He's got the little windowless basement that he operates out of.
We need you to do your bracketology in just like a janitorial closet. I like it.
Maybe after the Super Bowl, four weeks to go. Maybe we'll start doing that.
All right. Numbers?

90.

8.

97.

6, 9.

38, 14, and 3 are out.

What people didn't remember is Cassius March got cut by the Steelers two months ago.

Cassius.

Cassius March.

Cassius. I like Cassius, though.

It sounds like a Greek warrior whose specialty is defeating people in magic for better.

Hyenas are a matriarchy.

Cucks.

94.

Anyone?

No?

What'd you have, Hank?

90.

Oh, man, so close.

I've gone from 1 to 100, and I'm reversing now.

I spent $200 on the 50-50 raffle last night.

Did you win?

Nope. Nope.
Thought it was going to be my night. Love you guys.
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