JB Smoove, Draft Lingo With Steven Cheah, Plus Listener FAQ’s

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On today's Pardon My Take, we have recurring guest, J.B. Smoove from, you know him from Curb Your Enthusiasm.
He's actually taping Curb Your Enthusiasm right now. He also has a new podcast.
He pumps us up,ations uh we also have steven che uh the senior draft analyst at barstool sports very funny with steven che we've drafted daniel jeremiah's buzzwords and then had steven apply the name of the player that best suits that so he stepped in it big time twice there were two big things that he said that will, they'll light the internet on time. Oh yeah.
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and I can't guarantee that anybody in the world will be alive on Sunday.

So I can't guarantee who will be on our roster on Sunday.

That is Kyle Shanahan threatening the entire world with, I don't know,

was it Asteroid?

How is he going to kill everyone?

Well, he was definitely threatening Jimmy Garoppolo.

First thing I thought, the way that he phrased it, which, I mean, it was the easiest question to answer. All he had to do was not imply that he was going to kill his starting quarterback.
Yes. And it would have been fine, but then he was like, Jimmy Garoppolo might not even be alive.
None of us might be alive. It sounds like a threat to me.
It's a threat to all of us. But especially to Jimmy.
I actually scheduled a tweet. I think it's going out Sunday morning just to tweet at Jimmy Garoppolo to make sure that he's still alive.
You good, bro? You good? You okay? You alive? He's saying essentially it'd be a real shame if something were to happen to Jimmy before Sunday. So I can't guarantee that.
I'll put it this way. If you're a police officer and you hear Kyle Shanahan say that and then Jimmy Garoppolo, heaven forbid, somehow

dies before Sunday.

Who's the first call you're going to be making? It's Kyle Shanahan. It's it's Nick Bosa first to thank him for his support.
John Lynch. Yeah.
Then Kyle Shanahan straight up be like, hey, where were you? Do you have an alibi going on? So, yes, he's probably going to kill him. It's the most football guy answer to just not be able to answer something straight up

and instead making it way, way bigger and be like, hey, listen, guys, we're in a pandemic. In this economy, who can guarantee anything? Who knows what a roster is anymore? What even is a roster? A roster is a construct by the NFL.
He's like, this could be a simulation that we're all in. We're in the Matrix.

Or is anybody alive?

Imagine if Kyle Shanahan at his next press conference just brought out the red and blue pill

and was like, you choose whether you want Jimmy Garoppolo on the Niners.

I also, this is the end for Jimmy Garoppolo.

I think we all can agree.

We always joke about the vote of confidence that a coach will get,

and that usually means the end.

Or when a coach says, these are my guys. I'm not looking for another job, that usually means they're looking for another job.
Jimmy Garoppolo got the worst possible compliment from Kyle Shanahan and John Lynch during their press conference. John Lynch said that he has been a pro.
Jimmy's been a pro. And he said he really really has i just spoke to him over the weekend he's here

he's taking part on our virtual meetings plans on doing it the work being at the workouts jimmy's

been completely professional as he always has been with us that is such a bare minimum thing

to compliment a guy being like listen he showed up he was at work and he has not complained yet

and that's really where the compliments end when you say somebody's a pro as a head coach it just

Thank you. he showed up.
He was at work, and he has not complained yet, and that's really where the compliments end. When you say somebody's a pro as a head coach, it just means that they've accepted their benching like a man.
That's the direct translation of what that means. You'll never hear after a quarterback goes out and throws for six touchdowns and 400 yards.
Talk about how Pat Mahomes played out there, Coach Reed. Well, Patrick, he was a pro out there today.
No, it's never that. It's usually like Alex Smith getting benched for Patrick Mahomes.
Describe how Alex Smith is in the QB room. He's a pro.
Rarely, though, you could get he's a pro's pro, and then he actually might be good, a pro's pro. But a pro, yeah, a pro is, I mean, they're just stating facts.
Everyone could die on Sunday, and technically, by the letter of the law, Jimmy Garoppolo is a professional football player. A pro's pro is what you say to a borderline – you say to Julian Edelman after he retires if you're Peter King.
Yeah. Because he picked up my phone calls, and he was tough.
A pro's pro is synonymous with as good of a player as he was, he's an even better person. They don't usually say that for incredible players.
Right. Because it's really hard to be an incredible human being.
The headline you can take away from this is Kyle Shanahan essentially said, Jimmy Garoppolo is still alive right now to the best of my knowledge. Yes.
That's all you can take away from. Also, just a big just chill out man to the entire 49ers front office because John Lynch also said the 49ers have attended 176 college games and practices, conducted 400 Zoom calls, interviewed 600 players, and attended 128 separate pro days to come to these decisions.
You know what that is. That's a little getting in front of it.
That's what Billy's been doing this week with his who's back and his hot seat cool throw, just throwing some stats out there to get to help his resume. That's just straight up, we put the hours in.
That's if you're a salesperson and you know that you're going to miss your quota, you just dial every number, even the ones that you know are not in service anymore, so they show up on your call log like, look, I'm actually putting the time into this. They're afraid that they're going to make the wrong decision i think and also kyle i think kyle shanahan specifically is maybe the least chill kyle on the planet yes well kyle's in general aren't very chill they're more aggro they're aggro yeah they drink monster energy and they fucking punch holes through walls i would go chill power rankings for kyle in this draft specifically Kyle Pitts, Kyle Trask, and then Kyle Shanahan.

Kyle Trask, and then Kyle Shanahan. Kyle Trask is pretty chill.
I mean, anytime you can just rock that goatee or whatever, the chin strap and think that it works, you've got a chill level to you. Did you see also Jerry Jones said that he has visions of sugar plums picturing Kyle Pitts with Dak Prescott? I mean, that's good.
It's better than glory holes. He's just finding a new way to be horny and describe it.
Sugar plums? Yeah. You think sugar plums is a bonkable statement? I think it's like, wasn't it in Kenny Powers? I could feel it in my plums.
That's what I immediately went to. He can feel it in his plums.
I hear sugar plums. I think Jerry Jones actually is old enough where he's heard every single innuendo for every single part of the human anatomy.
Sugar plums might have just been currency when he was growing up. Right.
He might throw it back and start talking about a prospect's gams and say their legs. Right.
It was like, oh, you want a candy bar? All right. Well, that will be three sugar plums.
Yeah. But yeah, I immediately did think of the Ashley Schaefer when he was like, I feel my plums.

That's what I figured Jerry Jones was alluding to.

The draft, though, finally is going to be here.

We're excited for it.

It does feel like we've picked apart every player a million different ways.

Justin Fields now, according to even at least Chris Sims,

is now the 32nd pick, which I think Justin Fields is going to be our new everyone gets mad about wherever he lands. Like if he gets picked third, people are like, that's way too high.
And if he gets picked 30th, people are like, that is such disrespect. And I don't think there's any – no matter what, people are going to be mad about Justin Fields.
I don't think he's going to go 32nd. I don't think so.
You know what? I'll stand the table i will say i will give chris simms my spleen if he gets picked 32nd exactly 32nd what about lower no i think you got to give 30 or lower yeah my spleen and please god please god have justin fields with a fucking bong mask going on on wait there's one stipulation he has to still be alive. Yeah.
So nothing's for certain. So if he's still alive on Thursday, then yes.
Are you talking about Chris Sims has to be alive? Both. I'm not giving a dead body my spleen.
Yeah, that's fair. But yeah, if it's 30 seconds or lower, Chris, my spleen is yours.
It's probably pretty poor. Your spleen, Chris, is probably better than my spleen.
How many spleens do you have? Two? You got one. Just the one.
one he's got none you don't really need he has not it's like your second ball i'm pretty sure it keeps you not sick your spleen does yeah i mean being around chris he's said like his immune system is not great okay well it's what's mine is yours chris if that does that he's not going 32nd he's probably going to go top 10 okay but maybe he will go 32nd. Because you know that after Mac Jones gets drafted, after Trey Lance goes off the board, a team is going to move up to whatever that pick is because they're going to panic.
Maybe even the Bears. Maybe even the Patriots.
There's talk about that. There is talk about that.
Hank, have you thought about your future quarterback possibly coming in the first round of this draft? Yeah, I mean, there's rumors. There's always rumors.
We'll see. We'll see what happens Thursday, though.
I feel like they're not going to do it. All this smoke for nothing? I feel like when it comes to the draft, there's always smoke.
There's always, always, always like, this might happen, this might happen, and then usually nothing crazy that happens. But if they trade up, they're obviously taking a quarterback, and then I'll be hyped.
It feels like a situation where the Patriots would have all this smoke, not trade up, but then the Bears would trade like 17 first round picks to trade up. And then fuck themselves.
Hank, what do you think about this? Would you rather have Jimmy Garoppolo again for, let's call it a fifth round pick, or trade up, give up next year's first, this year's first, maybe a second, and take justin fields i would like justin fields there's old clips circulating i'm sure you'll see it like a million times of cam newton and justin fields at like a camp back in the day when when justin fields was in high school and cam newton's like this is the best quarterback he's my guy blah blah blah blah so it'd be a good narrative to have draft justin fields cam newton obviously likes him he can you know learn from him and then be the guy. Was he the kid that was like, you suck, Cam, and Cam was like, I'm rich? No, no, no, no.
It was like Justin Fields is doing an interview, and then Cam butts his head and is like, this is the best quarterback. So that would be cool.
I would definitely be pulling for that storyline. The other data to break down, this just came out today.
I happened to see it this morning. Trey Lance, Zach Wilson, Justin Fields all have bowls at Chipotle that they put their names on.
So Trey Lance's is steak, brown rice, black beans, tomato salsa, tomatillo salsa, lettuce, and guacamole. Zach Wilson's is chicken, white rice, tomatillo, bird alert.
Jim Harbaugh. You don't eat chicken.
You're going to become a chicken. Justin Fields.
You don't eat chicken to Andrew Luck. You know where he is? Not playing football.
Check this out, though. Justin Fields sofritas.
Brown rice, fajita veggies, romaine, and guacamole. That's the vegan option that they have there.
A take that I'm kind of squatting on because I haven't heard anybody say it. I don't actually believe this, but it'd be cool to hear somebody say it, and I feel like it might be coming, just saying that Justin Fields is the best football player in this draft, but he's the fifth best quarterback.
I like that. Most important player.
Yeah. Billy, what do you think in terms of the Chipotle order? That's kind of like right up your alley.
Quarterbacks ordering Chipotle. The only thing is Justin Fields with the vegetarianism.
He's pretty durable, and that would be the only question of a man made up of plant proteins. True.
Is vegetarianism a word? Yeah. Yeah.
Joe Biden probably loves him, right? Yeah. Someone pointed out to me yesterday yesterday we've been doing this show for so long I think I actually believe the long hair quarterback thing but someone pointed out like are you guys just coward now yeah I was like absolutely fuck yeah maybe on this, well, long hair and then visors.

Yeah.

Those are the two things.

Shit.

Honestly, there are certain takes you go back in life

and you wish that you had come up with first.

The backwards hat one is absolutely a take I wish I had come up with.

It's so funny, too, to look at just all the quarterbacks

that have worn backwards hats and all the Super Bowls they've won.

Yeah.

Like every single one of them.

You can find so many backwards hat pictures of Brady, of Rodgers, of Roethlisberger, all of them. Yeah.
Not the askew hat. Not the hat that goes off to the side.
But yeah, the backwards hat. The Pedro Stroop.
Remember when Bob Casas had a stroke? Because Pedro Stroop didn't wear his fucking hat. His hat correctly.
Straightforward, yeah. He'll hold the Dontrell Willis off to the side.
Yeah, we should just throw a shout out to Bob Casas. I know he's probably still struggling with the fact that the NFL has not ceased to exist.
Remember when he wrote that whole thing? It was a nightmare to have to cover the league. Yeah, he's been going through it.
And I think he gave it, didn't he give a speech at halftime of the Monday Night Football game about how he refuses to support the NFL? It's so against all these paychecks that I've been making, all these millions of dollars. It just hurts me so much because the NFL is so terrible.
He probably just closes his eye, or his good eye, when he's at a football game and just imagines it's baseball. Yeah, yeah.
Shout out Bob Costas. I do like the fact that Mac Jones doesn't have a Chipotle bowl.
Wait, I have a question. Mac Jones, where does second DUI come from? Wait, he has two DUIs? No, I think that's just an internet rumor, but everyone says he has two DUIs.
Does he have one? Yeah, he has one. If you have two, then you don't have one.
Yeah, no, he officially has one. There's a mugshot of it.
But he just got screwed just getting a second one. Yeah, I have no idea.
I didn't even think that they gave you DUIs in Alabama. Yeah, no.
You know how drunk you have to be? I think he got it in high school, maybe? Yeah, he's got a little... Listen, if you want to do the coward take, I like my quarterbacks when they get a mug shot to not have a little cry in their eyes.
Oh, he's sad in it? Yeah, look it up. He didn't stand up.
He's got a tiny bit of cry in his eyes. So I'm saying bust just on that.
Just based on that. Does he have two? I think it was redshirt freshman year.
Okay, does he... Jake, fact check that for me.
I think he only has one, but the internet... Like, if you search on Twitter, second two DUIs, Mac Jones has so many people saying he has two.
That's also a sign of the draft has come too late. We should have had it two weeks ago, because then keep going.
If we went all the way until June, half the guys in the first round are convicted murderers. I'm not seeing anything about the second DUI.
I'm just seeing the first one. People claim him to have one.
One from 2017. Did you see the cry in his eye? Yeah.
He's got cry in his eye. He does, yeah.
You can't have cry in your eye. You have to know that you're getting a mugshot.
You can't have cry in your eye. In the NFL, you gotta take shots sometimes.
Yeah. Oh, wait.
He does? I think he gave the cop a fake ID, too. So he's a fraud.
So he's got bad decision-making, too. Uh-oh.
Shouldn't have threw that. Uh-oh.
I think we just moved him down. And Kyle Shanahan wants this guy? Kyle Shanahan really wants it.
Well, you don't know. This could be like the biggest psych out of all time.
It would be incredible if Mac Jones ended up being a second rounder. Yeah.
And I had to talk myself into him. Yeah.
If Mac Jones, if it was just like a big punk, if we're all on punk right now, and all the competent general managers were just gassing him up, hoping that Ryan Pace would be dumb enough to trade up for him. I do think Mac Jones gives off the vibe that enough people clown on him on Twitter and the internet and say he sucks, then I think he'll be really good.
I was about to say, he gives off... What's happening with Mac Jones right now is a lot.
It's very similar to what happened with Josh Allen a few years ago. Enough people decide he sucks.
No way. Everybody that I know that has never played or coached football knows that Mac Jones sucks.
Right. And a lot of people that have coached football and played football think he's pretty good.
When you get a draft-like consensus pre-draft about a guy just being a total bust, rarely does he end up being a total bust. Here's what I'll say about Mac Jones.
Mac Jones is the best backup quarterback in this draft at the next level. He projects to be a top-tier, long-term backup, which begs the question— I don't want my backups crying either.
It begs the question, though. Third stringers can cry.
How much would a guaranteed 10-year backup quarterback that goes 500 when he gets in how what would you use in terms of draft capital to take that player is that a third rounder uh career backup every time he gets so what so he gets into what 10 games in his 10 years and he goes five and five more than that i'd say he gets into 15 to 20 games over the course of 10 years. Now I'm trying to do the schedule math with the fucking 17-game schedule.
Let's say he goes 12-8 in 20 games. That's a second-rounder.
I'd say that's like a third or fourth. How many stand-in playoff games? One half.
One half. He keeps them afloat for one half.
But then the starter comes back in and loses it. So you didn't win that playoff game.
But then with that next draft pick, you draft a better starter because you were one spot earlier. Yeah, Billy's doing it right.
What does the Jimmy Johnson draft try say about that one? All right, let's get to our hot seat cool thrones.

Did you find the second DUI, Jake?

It doesn't exist, right?

I don't see anything.

If you look, though, people have just given it to him.

It sucks.

I think it's because the mugshot, he is crying so hard.

I think it's post-cry.

Yeah, it's post-cry.

I think the cop was like, hey, dude, you're about to take a mugshot.

You're an Alabama football player.

Why don't you clean yourself up real quick? Yeah, he just – the problem is in the mug shot, he looks like a bad quarterback. Right.
Not even the cry. Very skinny.
He looks like a fan of Alabama football. Right, right.
Also remember, it was DUI as a minor, which has much lower BAC limits. Ah, good point, Billy.
Always standing up for people who drink and drive. No, I'm not.
No, we're glad that we have that perspective on the podcast. Yeah, you covered that for us.
Hear both sides. Yeah.
Oh, wait. Any other things in...
Oh, I fucking hate Blooper, the mascot for the Braves. I mean, Blooper came at us pretty hard last night.
Dude, he's a Philly fanatic wannabe. And you know what I realized? I'm going to have to go back to war with Blooper tonight.
What did he do? I missed all this. He was just sitting on the dugout right before the last out, just hanging out.
And I tweeted. I was like, fuck this fuckface, Blooper.
And then he tweeted at us, and he tweeted a picture that looked like Blooper was me, fat me, and then PFT, a guy with long hair and glasses next to him. And I realized that when you go after a mascot, it's a 0% chance you can win.
Yeah, it's like you're boxing a clown. Because if Blooper just responds, everyone's like, oh, roasted.
But guess what? I'm going to win. I'm going to beat Blooper.
It sounds like you've already lost. No, I'm going to beat him.
I'm going to beat him. To this day, the only person that's ever looked cool getting into a fight with a mask guy is Timing Lasorda.
Yeah. Because he beat the shit out of him.
So I'm going to... You have to actually...
You have to challenge him to rough and rough. I probably am breathing some of the air that Timing Lasorda breathed.
Oh, this is funny. It's not that funny.
Yeah, but I don't like him. He's a fucking Philly fanatic wannabe bitch.
No, because he's got the mustache on. Yeah.
So it's Big Cat. Yeah, I got that.
And the guy next to it's got long hair and sunglasses. But it's a long red hair wig.
They literally made Philly Fanatic. They made a Philly Fanatic.
I don't like this guy. No, fuck him.
Blooper. And also...
No, fuck it. Why would you have your mascot be Blooper? Real teams don't need mascots.
What? Oh, you know. What? It's problematic.
Tom Hawk Chop. No, I know, but Blooper's a bad thing.
Appropriating podcast culture is equally problematic. Like, Dinger should be the name of the mascot.
Or just Hot, the Freeze. They have the best mascot in the world.
The guy that runs around the outfield. Is guy in the olympics he should be he absolutely should be i'm like how is he not in the on our relay team it's disgusting yeah um all right yeah but fuck blooper i'll see you tonight bitch uh all right let's get to hot seat cool throne hot seat cool throne is brought to you by our friends at ever had one of those days when it's just too cold to keep working nah neither has ariat.
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And whether whatever in Ariat Work Gear. Okay, Hank, hot seat, cool throne.
I got a couple hot seats. My first one is Elon Musk.
Okay. Sold a bunch of his Bitcoin.
People are mad at him for that. And even worse, he tweeted that he was going to be the host of SNL.
Yeah. And then the SNL cast is like internally revolting, bitching and moaning about him hosting the show because he's so rich apparently.
I don't get that at all. Me neither.
Wait, do you not get why he's hosting? I don't know. I don't get why like the cast is like he's too rich.
That part makes no sense. For the cast to draw the line and be like oh Elon Musk are too rich.
They might be mad because he's not funny. He is kind of funny.
Is he? Smoked weed on Joe Rogan. Yeah, you're right.
Hilarious. You're right.
Good point. Doge? I mean, you're a Doge guy, PFT.
You kind of owe him for that. I probably do owe him.
I'm just excited. I like to think maybe he personally selected Miley Cyrus as the user guest.
In which case, hats off to you, sir. You're going to need a bigger stick for me on Saturday night.
I don't. So is he going to still do it? Or have they effectively kicked him off? I'm sure.
I don't think the SNL care. I'm sure SNL wants the ratings they're going to get from Elon Musk more than like their fucking cast members being like, man, if I were Elon Musk, I would just show up and every sketch would just be like a Tesla or the super truck ad.
I just like this is what's funny to me yeah fuck you guys he does have a weird laugh like if you don't like it i'll fire all of you and then buy snl and then end snl you think i'm too rich i'll fucking buy nbc and i'll blow the whole thing up he does have by definition fuck you money yeah he should he could show up tomorrow and just likeL from Lord Michaels. And they'd be like, fine.
You know what he should do? He should just, in each sketch, bring out a different suitcase filled with like $2 million. Yes.
And just light it on fire. Yes.
Or he should hire, he should do a casting call right now and find the perfect doppelganger for every single SNL cast member currently. And just bring his own cast.
And just be like, you guys just stand on the back. And they all kind of suck, but it would be funny because they suck.
Yep. These are all things that you can do when you have that much.
He seriously could do whatever he wants. Yeah, I also don't understand what SNL like.
SNL gets, I know it's an institution. I know that it's been around forever.
There's been so many funny people have come through there. I love Kyle Mooney.
I love Beck Bennett. There's still some funny cast members.
Keenan, all those guys. And I miss Kristen Wiig.
I'll just say that right now. That's not a bonk.
I just think she's one of the funniest women ever. Kind of a bonk.
It's a bonk. I don't know why SNL, like, why do we give them so much time and, like, our collective thought? Do-free in our head in america's head yes i think they do rent-free like it becomes such a big deal it's like it's do people still watch us and know like they used to i still if i see a sketch i think oh that's funny i like it i'm not saying i'm funnier than them i'm just saying it doesn't have the cultural relevance that it did 10 15 20 30 years ago right because old people still remember it as being like the one it's the water cooler conversation that you have on monday morning you see snl but i don't know anybody that actually watches it we need occasionally if here's my here's my limit if i see somebody put the same snl skit on my timeline five times yeah i'll watch it the fifth time it's and it's usually the the shit like i said, Kyle Mooney at the end when they cut that, that's usually the funniest stuff.
But I just, I think we give too much, I think we let SNL dictate the conversation too much. They're the Skip and Stephen A.
of comedy. Yes.
Yes. Exactly.
Everyone talks about it, but no one actually really like spends time to watch the show. Yes.
Perfect analogy, Hank. My other hot seat is Citizen Kane.
Did you guys see this? Did you hear about this? The movie? The movie. Classic.
Everyone says it's the best movie of all time. It's such a default, like, oh, what's the best movie? Citizen Kane.
But not anymore. Rotten Tomatoes.
Someone that works at Rotten Tomatoes found an 80-year-old review, like, talking a negative review about Citizen Kane. Uh-huh.
So they put it in the Rotten Tomatoes, whatever, like system.

And now it's 99 on Rotten Tomatoes, not 100.

Paddington 2 is 100.

So Citizen Kane, by Rotten Tomatoes metrics,

no longer the best movie of all time.

Second best movie of all time.

Good fellas.

That's a real shame.

Rosebud's the sled.

Yeah.

Godfather 2.

I'm more of a Godfather 3 guy.

John Rossum would kill you.

That's absolutely insane.

Just kidding.

I didn't even know that gif was from...

Oh, yeah.

That's right.

That was a funny moment.

Oh, the clapping gif?

The old Al Pacino.

Just when you thought it was Al.

Yeah.

Come pull me back in.

All right.

My cool throw is hockey.

Because it's played on ice?

True.

Well, that and they're getting double money. They doubled up.
Go on. They're leaving NBC.
They're going to ESPN. I think the revenue is going from $300 million a year to $600 million a year from these new deals.
Cap's going up. Cap's going up.
I like the fact that it's going to be on ESPN. I was too young to ever watch NHL on ESPN.
It's going to force them to talk about it. People forget.
They used to talk about hockey for at least three minutes each sports center. That was literally before my time because growing up, they never talked about it.
They would do maybe in the playoffs a one-minute quick highlight package. It would be so funny if they didn't talk about it still.
But it does have the theme song is fantastic. Here's my prediction.
Go ahead. My prediction is that they're going to need to find somebody to fill like the Paul Bissonette, Ryan Whitney.
There's definitely a meeting going on right now at ESPN where they're like, we need to get our Biz Nasty or Ryan Whitney

of our own on ESPN, but you know, like a little safer than them.

And they're going to go out there and try to find somebody.

And it's going to be the worst impression of Paul Bissnett and Ryan Whitney that they

have on the set.

Yes.

Agreed.

They also have a deal with Turner.

Unless it's Patrick Sharp, then it's a great hire.

Just straight up.

Patrick Sharp doesn't have the shitty Sydney stories though.

And if he does, he's not going to say it.

Maybe he will. Maybe it'll be part of his contract.
Right. He just shows up and just starts vaping right on set.
All right, is that it? That's it. Okay.
Hey, did you know that the clapping gif that you see everywhere, that is Citizen Kane? That's probably what... Yeah, the old guy in black and white.
Yeah. That's how they should solve the Oscar ratings problems.
They should just give Oscars for the best gifs of the year. Yeah, I was in like a class, I think it was in high school, I was in a class and my teacher like broke down Citizen Kane frame by frame, scene by scene to explain why it was so good.
So I understand. That's how you know a movie's good.
I understand why it's so good. When they have to explain why it's good.
It makes sense to me. Unlike you, Uncultured Swines, I understand and support Citizen Kane.

No, no, no. I think you love...

That's the best time.

I like where my jokes get explained to you.

Yeah, you love the concept of Citizen Kane.

No, it makes sense.

It makes total sense.

Why haven't they remade it?

It's so fucking good.

Can't remake a classic.

Yeah, you can.

What are you talking about?

Ninja Turtles 2.

Don't we have a new Top Gun coming out?

Yeah.

When is that coming out?

I don't know.

It's supposed to be on last year, I think.

Yeah, it's going to be awesome.

Right.

It's got planes. Balls.
What's like a a two second synopsis of sisson kane uh sled you know kane the wrestler yeah nothing like that there it is boom the the opposite of kane something with a casino i think yeah yeah it's about a casino you're thinking oh you're thinking of casino yeah you know, oh, you're thinking of casino. Yeah.
Casino. No, no.

Oh,

you're thinking of oceans 11.

Maybe.

Yeah.

Which was a remake.

Yeah.

Of oceans 10,

which is also actually better.

And 12.

Oceans 12.

I'll walk you through it frame by frame.

Frank Sinatra,

Sammy Davis Jr.

They go into casino.

All right.

My hot seat is Bill Simmons. Oh, Bill Simmons on the hot seat, because I don't know if you guys have been up to speed on the goings-on in Dallas these days.
On the Mavericks, Luca and Chris Stapps are apparently – they're not exactly best friends. Oh, no.
There's trouble in paradise down there. And Mark Cuban has said a few things in radio interviews.
He's basically saying, like, they work things out on the court. So they squash whatever booth they have.
That means they hate each other. hate each other he also said if you remember Dirk didn't really like Jason Terry when he first got here but they worked it out on the court so basically they hate each other and Bill Simmons was talking about on his podcast which I I don't know the name of it I don't listen to it uh but they talked about it and Simmons was like about to say what he knew that was going on behind the scenes he And he was like, no, if I say it, then all the aggregators out there are going to write about it and they'll blog it.
And so I'm not going to say it because he doesn't want that attention. Question.
Yeah. We can just speculate.
Okay. And then we can get the aggregators to blog about it because I'm fine with people writing about this podcast.
Yeah. I'm pretty sure that's what you want.
Yeah. You want people to write about your show.
Not if you're Bill Simmons. Got it.
He just wants to hang out with his friend. We could probably say it and no one will write about it because people don't like to put our names in the quote.
They're Eskimo brothers. I think like when Bleacher Report and ESPN has to put via part of my take on the quote card, like a little single tier rolls down there.
They look like she actually do it in like the same colored font. You really have to search.
Where's Waldo? I'll see it and get mad. And then I'm like, I have to like pull up my magnifying glass.
My God. All right.
Technically they did it. But yeah, apparently there is something that's going on there and I don't know.
No one knows what it is, but they just don't like each other. My best bet is, well, what do they always say? Like the old Villanova rumor where like a teammate had sex with another teammate's girlfriend that's a tried and true one that you can always go back to the well on it's never true but it could be and Latvia and Slovenia long standing rivals are they beefing? yeah huge beef going back to the 1800s they probably root for different soccer teams they gotta squash that beef they gotta Yeah, huge beef.
Really? Yeah. Going back to the 1800s.
They probably root for different soccer teams. Yeah.
They gotta squash that beef. They gotta squash it.
All right, what's your cool throne? My cool throne is Roger Goodell's chair. Literally a cool throne this week.
So Roger Goodell's famous chair, the one that he sat in last year. You remember that one? Who could forget? The one that he sat in.
Wait, wait, wait. What did he do with this chair? It's the chair that he sits in when he scams money from people that he says he's going to give to chairs.
And eats M&Ms. And eats M&Ms on.
People forget that. It's his man cave chair.
And we all were wondering what was going to happen this year in the draft with Roger Goodell's chair. Fear not.
Ian Rappaport reported that the chair will be in Cleveland. And you might see it out and about.
So I'm sure it's going to be hilarious, whatever they decide to do with it.

I just,

I just love the idea of an NFL employee going over to Roger Goodell's

house,

carrying his chair up the stairs,

putting it into a van and then driving his chair across country.

See,

I think it's rain man with,

with a lazy boy.

The funnier thought about it is that Roger Goodell thinks that his chair

was that impactful and that funny to everyone that he's going to have the chair out there and he's going to pull over Kyle Pitts can get drafted. He's like, you see that over there? Yeah, that's the chair.
He's like, no, no, no. That's my chair.
That's the chair. From last year.
The chair. You get it? No, no one gets it.
Do you want to hug the chair? It's not fucking important. So way to go, Goodell.
You really killed that one. Okay, two predictions.
One, they're either going to have somebody that comes down and gets drafted hug the chair instead of hugging Roger Goodell. Two, it'll be like an Instagram selfie station that the NFL is like, cool, we get it.
We're hip Zoomers. Goodell's chair.
So after you get drafted, you can take a selfie of yourself and Roger Goodell's chair. I have faith in the people of Cleveland, but I'm just hoping we get a Hitchboss situation.
Just beat the fuck out of it? Yeah, they just destroyed the chair. That would be funny.
Should we put a bounty on the chair? I'm down. I mean...
Yeah, fuck that chair. If you see that chair, fuck it up.
That chair inspired the stealing from charity. Yes.
It's on site. In that very chair.
Which we would have donated to. Right.
Yep. Yeah, a lot of money.
Fuck that chair up, please. All right, my hot seat is anyone who's still wearing masks outside.
We're cdc said we don't have to do it anymore hell yeah which i want to i don't want to say not to brag but i called it but last week my sunglasses were getting fogged up and i was like i think i'm done wearing a mask outside yeah so i kind of got there first cdc no big deal there it's funny to see people get mad about this new this new like unrestriction because this is why we got vaccines right remember a year ago big cat when you you in addition to saving the super league you told science to make a vaccine fast fast and do it like now and they did it so we did it warp speed for you uh this is the reason why we got vaccines so let's go let those fucking let those mouths fly plus when Plus when you're outside and you're outdoors and you're not standing on top of somebody, you're probably fine. I know a lot of people are like, I knew this from the very start.
Nobody knew shit about shit from the very start. Revisionist history.
We figured out what's going on. It seems to be pretty safe to be outside and breathing fresh air.
I just feel bad for the guy who's been like testing out some type of weird facial hair being like, well, I got the mask just in case. Now he's got to, he's got to let it fly.
If you have a cold sore, absolutely take advantage of the mask. This is going to be going back.
Today is the worst day, perhaps in American history to get a cold sore. Exactly.
You can't do it or you just can't go outside. My cool throne is Andre Drummond because Skip Bayless said, I'm starting to think his name is really Andre Rummond, no D, which means that he'll now rattle off an incredible stretch of defense.
It also is curious because Andre Rummond still has two Ds left in it. So he's got three Ds in his name.
Skip took out one of them. Right.
He's still a very good defensive player. He's got two Ds.

He's double Ds.

I call him Ski Bayless.

Because without a microwave, there's no P.

Yeah, there we go.

Alright, Billy. I'm excited

for this. Hot seat

CNN. Van Jones

is rumored

to be dating Kim Kardashian.

So you could see Kardashian curse to CNN. Van Jones and CNN.
That'd be pretty wild. Maybe that all goes back.
Remember when Kanye went to TMZ and Van Jones was getting in a fight with him? No, no, no. Flag.
You're thinking of Van Lathan. Yep.
And he actually tweets about that all the time. Whenever Van Jones cries on air.
Sorry, Van Talk. He's like, people always text me like, dude, you okay? It's like, that's not me.
My bad, Van. He just won an Oscar, though.
Yeah, he did. So shout out to you.
Congratulations. Sorry.
I feel like CNN's another one of those things, like SNL, where it still occupies a lot of space in people's brains and not that many people pay attention to it. Yeah, no.
Unless it's on Twitter. No, definitely.
All right, Billy? Hot seat, extra innings. Second one, okay.
A minor league team is saying, fuck extra innings. We're just going to have a home run derby.
Love it. The Pioneer League.
Love it. Huge move.
It's a whole league, actually. Not just a team.
Did they do that last year? Pioneer League.

The Pioneer League.

I said Pioneer League. Anyway,

hot seat chicken.

I ate a whole chicken today. Hey, you know who else is a pioneer?

I ate a whole

rotisserie chicken. It was pretty big.

Billy, you know who else is a pioneer?

Who?

You? Yes, I

am a pioneer. Cool throne.
Jesus Christ, dude.

Cool throne pie.

The cryptocurrency. It's getting

I'm not sure there's a there's a cryptocurrency named pie that if it somehow takes off Billy Football will have Elon Musk money and the world will just cease to exist Billy will actually buy Barstool he. He has so much pie.
And he will actually kick us off our own show. It's the scariest thing ever.
I would just keep you employed and then just do bossy things to you. Yeah, he'll make me get drunk for every show.
Billy, honestly, I sincerely hope that you become a billionaire. I think that that would be just...
I would just do all the coolest shit Why are we wasting our time? They're not doing cool shit How many chickens would you eat in a day If you had unlimited money? Well I'd be doing the best HGH Testosterone and I'd get huge And I'd be a bodybuilding billionaire If Billy was a billionaire He would do type shit. Oh, we discussed that yesterday.
Already planned it. True, microdosing.
Yeah. Cool Throne.
Macro, sorry. Cool Throne, Slam Ball.
I screwed up too. Slam Ball was trending the other day.
Slam Ball Saturdays were the best. They were amazing.
Slam Ball, if you've never watched Slam Ball, I guess if you're probably younger than me and Big Cat, it wasn't on TV when you were growing up. It's basketball with trampolines.
Those guys went hard. They put it on Cartoon Network when I was a kid.
Oh, sick. But also Cool Throne.
You still going? No. So why is it on the Cool Throne? No, no, I was saying you're still going.
Yeah, I have way more. Okay.
thrown swords some arkansas politician was holding a sword in the bathroom when they found him after the capital insurrection thing that's kind of cool okay so now we're doing stories from january yeah i like this well they just found this out uh in cool town elon musk He made a dick joke about Jeff Bezos' space company.

He said, your space company sucks because you can't get it up into orbit because his rockets suck.

I just didn't know that Jeff Bezos had a space company.

He does. Cool Throne Greek mythology Percy Jackson is coming back.

They're redoing it. Good job.
Good job, Billy. Cool Throne Water.
That was great. Cool Throne Water.
Why water? She's got to drink it. You need it.
You just need that shit. Alright, let's get to it.
This is like Michael Strahan's last game that one season with Brett Favre laid down just so you can get the record. Just keep going, Billy.
It's incredible. It's Derek Cherick cheater i can't wait for friday your firefests are going to be lit oh shit you just realized he had to do a lot of firefests that's a fight that's your first firefest yeah realizing you have to do a shitload of firefest all right uh let's get to our interviews we got jb smooth first and then we have steven shea doing some draft stuff before we do that there's making a sandwich and then there's crafting a sandwich and when i want something perfectly crafted i go straight to boar's head for over a century boar's head has been dedicated to crafting premium deli favorites every ingredient is carefully chosen every recipe made with a purpose their oven gold turkey smoke master ham and ever roast chicken are made from premium whole cuts hand trimmed trimmed and perfectly seasoned.
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Smoove. Okay, we now welcome on our recurring guest, friend of the program.
He was in studio last time, but it's great to see him. It is J.B.
Smoove. He has a new podcast out.
May I elaborate? Daily wisdom from J.B. Smoove.
So I want some daily wisdom. I want to to pitch us on this podcast but i also want you to tell us some wisdom that we can use and maybe we'll riff off of that oh you know what i like to dive in on certain people you tell me what's going on in your life i break i break it down i break your fucking whole life down okay what's going on in you how are you doing in this climate we're dealing dealing with? How's your emotional state? Do you envision things for yourself? Like maybe doing this podcast on another planet in the future? I don't know.
What do you have planned? Is it intergalactic shit going on? Or are you stationed here on this planet? Or do you see yourself on another planet? Or are you in the physical form on this planet but your mind is in the universe i don't i don't i don't know okay okay i want to move this podcast to akon's country that he's inventing have you heard about that i love that now i love that akon right yeah i'm the singer akon he's got a coin he's got he's building a utopia in africa right now and it's going to be open to everybody. It's going to be open to everybody.
He is building a Wakanda of some sense. You know, a far off world that you can go to.
You know what? Everything in your life should be more like Oz. You know, like the Wizard of Oz.
You know, that little girl, that little dog, the stupid ass lion, that dumb ass tin man. They got themselves together.
They formed a boy band with a girl lead singer. And you know what I mean? And they all went on down this little road.
That yellow brick road is nothing but life. You think that yellow brick road is a real road? That's not a real road.
That yellow brick road is life. Everything they've ever been through in their life.
That's what that yellow brick road is. That yellow brick road is going somewhere.
That's what Akon is doing here. He is building a utopia, a world, another world where everything's free.
I heard everything's going to be free, too. You can walk in.
It's like they have their own version of Walmart. You just walk in and grab stuff.
You go shopping, but you don't pay for nothing. You just walk right out.
That's shoplifting. That is shoplifting.
No, no, no, no. It's not a crime over there.
Okay. It's not a crime.
It's what people need. It's giving people what they need.
See? Giving what they need. If you got to pay for it, it's too much stress.
Do I have enough money? Can I afford to feed my kids? Can I do this? If you're going to build a utopia, a world, you got to build a world where everything is free. Free stuff.
You know what I mean? And they charge you at the end. You use stuff up and they charge you at the end.
See? That's forcing you to save money, put money in your account so you don't got to worry about it. And people are stressed out right now.
You'll be stressed out if you go over there. You know why? Because you're too worried about how much you want to spend to go over there, to move over there.
Sure, anybody can go, but see, your mind is still worried about how I'm going to support my family. Now I got to get a damn job.
See, it's too much to worry about. That's why I should be on so many levels, not just a guru, not just a TED Talk guy.
I should be someone in a position to change everything. I like that.
See, you pay for stuff later. People too worry about their bills.
Your bills will take over your life. Bills and not having things, that's what makes people rob banks.
You think people rob a bank because they like the color of money? No. They rob a bank because they need See, they need money.
They need funds. People don't need to be worrying about everything should be given to you.
Education. I like this.
Yeah, you just described a credit card with no limit on it. Yeah.
But I think how A-Coin's genius because you do have to pay for it at the end, but it's all an A-Coin. So he gets a cut of every transaction that goes through.
See, see. And if I was telling him, I'd make my own money.
Acon money. See? Acon money.
You make Acon money and you put your face on that money. See? That way, everybody has the same money.
You know? And the money, each money. And the money don't have no value to it.
It's just something to have. To have in your pocket.
You know how fun it is to have something in your pocket that don't mean a damn thing, but it's still money? You roll up a big knot of Akon bills, and you put those bills in your pocket. See? And no one's going to rob you because it ain't worth a damn until the end of the year anyway.
Yeah. See? Yeah.
Of course. My issue right now that you could maybe fix, I'm just tired.
I'm tired. We're coming off March Madness.
I got a little son. I'm tired.
I'm just a tired person. So fix it for me.
Oh, man, you're tired. Here's what happens.
Sometimes tired gets in the way of tired. You understand? You got too many different tires going on.
You're tired of this shit. You're tired of dumb shit.
You're tired of this

food your wife keep making every goddamn Thursday.

You got too many

tires going on and your tires

are overlapping with your other tires.

You're tired of driving to work. You're tired of driving

to work. You're tired of this dumb ass car.

I got this dumb ass car.

Keep breaking down. I'm tired

of my mortgage.

You're tired.

Tires get in the tired of my mortgage. You tired.
See,

tires get in the way of other tires.

So you got tires

that are intersecting with each

other. You understand?

You love noodles, but at some point

you get tired of these

goddamn ramen noodles. I don't

try them. I don't add vegetables to it.

I don't add bacon to it. I don't try the nacho cheese, loose ass gummy bears.
I don't put everything in these goddamn ramen noodles, but they still ramen noodles. Yeah.
My tires are overlapping. I got to get rid of one of my tires.
The tires are overlapping with your other tires. Yeah.
So another way to clear your tiredness is you got to delete your cachet.

You got to delete your cachet.

That means you got to erase some of your stuff in order to make room for other stuff to breathe.

You got too many things going on in your head.

You can't breathe.

You can't breathe, man.

You worry about what you're going to wear today.

Stupid stuff, man. Let's come to school.
Let's come to work naked fuck it you know what i mean i like that until someone tell you until some hey you come naked until someone say you can't do that okay okay so the day one the first time i show up naked don't worry about day see you'll be you're the type of guy that'll be worried about going to work naked before you go to work naked. You got to go to work naked before you worry about going to work naked.
Guilty as charged. You never really worry about going to work naked.
You do it first, and then you let someone tell you you can't do that. Okay, I like that.
So we'll do naked debt. It's not a rule until you break it.
Right. That's the way I look at it.
Better ask for forgiveness. Signs go up after people do stuff.

You ever go in a store and it says, no shirt, no shoes, and they say, you know, you can't do that.

You can't walk in a store with no shirt and no shoes.

Know why?

Because someone walked in there with no shirt and no shoes, and that was established that we don't want to do that no more.

So we're going to put a sign up. Shirt and shoe required.

You can't walk in here barefoot.

And you can't walk in here with no goddamn shirt on.

See?

It goes up after the fact.

Yeah, you can loiter anywhere you want until they put a sign up that says no trespassing.

You can loiter.

You can ride the skateboard anywhere you want until someone says it's not a good idea for these young people to be wearing it, riding their damn skateboards on everything,

doing jumps off the benches and stuff.

What about this issue I've been dealing with?

I've been scheduled to play in a rock, paper, scissors tournament

for like the last week or so.

I'm nervous because I'm not very good at rock, paper, scissors.

Do you have any recommendations for me to like,

do I go double rock right off the bat?

Am I too much in my own head? How do I deal with i deal with that in your in your damn head see here's the thing you don't know how to play rock paper scissors right you're not good at it you don't know how to play it is there anything else you know how to play you know how to play checkers you know how to play chess yeah i played i played both here's what you got to do you got to play rock play with scissors like you play in chess. in chess See? Okay You gotta play it in your head Like you know how to play Can I play video games? Yeah What's your favorite game? Fortnite? I'm playing Warzone recently, yeah You play rock, paper, scissors As if you play in Warzone Okay, so I just don't do anything You guys should play each other right now I just cr other right now warm up in the corner and don't move okay you want to go i don't know to play see okay but if i what if i was to play i would play it as if i'm playing john matten on ps5 you know what i'm saying gotcha see i would have a play in my head do you like the new matten i don't like it i love it i really more yeah i like it i like it of course the PS4 version is nice.
But I do like the change, and I do like learning something different. It's too realistic.
The movements are like they try to refine it. I kind of liked it when it was just like guys would run straight line, take a hard right, then run a straight line again.
I like it realistic, bro. You know what? It's so real.

That PS5 version of Madden, it's so real.

I got injured last week playing that shit.

You feel me?

I fucking got injured, bro.

I was out for five weeks.

You know?

It better be real.

It better be realistic.

That game is great.

Now, if you apply that concept of stopping someone,

of playing offensive moves, of running that ball, play action, setting the pass up, kicking the field goals, all the things that apply to football to rock, paper, scissors.

Your ass can't be beat.

You can't be beat.

I'm ready to run through a brick wall.

Wait, who's your team?

Who do you play with in Madden?

You know what?

I love – I'm in a league right now. A lot of, a lot of your team teams get taken.
People already have them. So right now, I'm playing with the Panthers.
I like McCaffrey. I call him, he got some quick-ass feet.
I like him because I can dip a little bit, hit that sideline. I'm gone.
I'm ghost. I'm fucking ghost.
But I do love using, I like using teams that with the league, you're building, you're building your team. So your teams don't remain the same forever.
You kind of build your teams, you ride through them, people retire, people you're trading, you're doing the draft. We do the whole thing.
So right now, I'm using the Panthers right now. I'm doing pretty good success.
So are you going to do the roster update and get Sam Donald on the team? You know what? We are updating our roster right now. But majority of the time, as the trades happen, we update everything.
So, yeah, Sam Donald will be – and I'm a Jet fan. So Sam Donald will be on the Panthers.
You know what I mean? So, but we'll see what happens. We'll see what happens, man.
As a Jets fan, how do you feel about that? Are you excited about, you know, finally getting to move on, maybe taking Zach Wilson for like second overall? I'm excited. I'm just not a big fan of restarts all the time.
You know what I mean? No, it's kind of like you're kicking somebody's

ass online

and every time you...

It just annoys the shit out of me.

When you're kicking somebody's ass and mad, is there some random

person in the world online

and you're kicking their ass like 42 to

3?

The whole time you're scoring,

you're saying, oh, he's

going to turn this shit off in a minute. Oh, yeah, he's going to turn this shit off in a minute.

Oh, yeah.

He's going to turn this shit off in a minute.

He's going to quit in a minute.

The whole time you're playing, you know this guy's going to quit.

Every touchdown, you're saying, okay, he's going to quit this time.

If I stop him one more time, he's going to quit.

That's what's going on.

See, sometimes life gets in the way, and you've got to quit sometimes.

But, see, you've got to have the patience to understand

that you're about to restart.

They're just got to understand that we're about to restart again. Learn a new player.
Players got to learn the players. Players got to learn each other.
Players got to learn their timing. All the things that come with restarting some, it's like starting a new relationship.
You know, you get a new lady. You got to learn her rhythm.
You got to learn her little spots. She's like, let me touch that.
You got to learn how to hold her hand. Hell, you got to learn.
Have you ever started dating a new girl and you used to put your hand around your waist and walking and that shit is disjointed? Like you can't get your rhythm with the way, how fast she walking compared to how fast your previous lady was walking. And now you're all off.
You clumsy as hell. You tripping.
You tripping now because you don't know how to walk with her. Y'all are not in sync yet.
You got to learn how she walk. You got to learn how she make love.
You got to make her food different. Everything tastes different.
All the food different. Even when you go to a restaurant, she order different.
She complains different you man everything changes right now they're just about to get into another relationship with another quarterback and they got to learn this person they got to put their hand around this new quarterback's waist and walk with him and see and make sure their fucking feet don't tangle up together and they fucking fall on their goddamn face right but was the sex really that great with adam gaze to begin with like i feel like it's yeah you got to learn something else but you were in an abusive relationship right before right you better hey it's all about what kind of relationship you are trying to have with said person and every relationship don't work man some things just don't work and sometimes you know it don't work from the get-go but guess what sometimes you Sometimes you stay there. Sometimes you stay in that relationship too long.
You stay too fucking long. And now you're tainted.
Everybody else in your circle, all your fans, everybody who watch these games, now they're all frustrated. Everybody's tainted.
Now nobody trusts you. Now nobody trusts you.
They don't know where we're going to go right now. Now we've got to start over again.
Of course, you got to start back over at some point because no relationship lasts forever. Some don't last forever.
Some do. Some don't last forever.
You got to have the right situation. You got to satisfy so many people.
And because we are all a product of the route we have already taken. So you know how Jet fans, you know?

Someone uttered one day, same old Jets.

Somebody did that one day.

Yeah.

And now people can't stop saying it.

You know why?

Because somebody said that shit.

Somebody said it, and now they can't stop saying it.

They can't un-say it.

Yeah.

Now, every time something happens, we're thinking, okay, let's see what happens. Let's see what we're going to do now.
You know what I mean? And I'm in that little wonder right there. You got to love your team.
You got to support your team. But now, I don't know if I got nervous energy now or if I got anticipation as to what is waiting for us on the horizon.
What are we going to do?

What are we going to do now?

You're buzzing though.

That's the fun part.

Who's this next guy going to be? He might be incredible.

Yeah, but here's the thing. He might be incredible.

But young people cannot learn from young people.

You understand? That's a good quote.

They cannot learn from young people.

People got to learn from people who, players got to learn from players who've done it, who've won a championship before, who's done something amazing where you can be inspired to do the same damn thing. And, you know, we all have a certain timeline.
You are living in your timeline, and you are living in your timeline right now. And I'm just hoping in my timeline, I get a chance to see these damn Jets do something amazing.
I'm waiting for it. I want to see it.
I want to see it happen. You know, in my timeline.
You understand? This is a little misdirection, but are you going to be in season 11 of Curb Your Enthusiasm? Let me tell you something right now, man. As I speak, I'm off today.
But as I speak, they are shooting episodes today. Oh! I worked yesterday, so yes, we are having a great time already, and you know, it's going to be amazing as always, man.
You know how we do. What's LD's mood at right now? Is he excited about this? Because I've read articles where he loves doing it, but but he also kind of dreads doing it i think it's one of those things where uh i think that's with anything man i think you you anticipate what what's coming you know what you do well and and you know and you you want to give people exactly what they love about you about show, and you want to be consistent with it.

You know what I mean? And that applies to current enthusiasm and also applies to sports and anything

else you can think of. You need consistency.
You want people to, I can't wait to see what we put

on the field. And that's what we are.
I'm there. I'm there working and I can't wait for you to see

what we put on the field. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
That's the way I put it in. Because I think Larry puts an amazing team of people on the show, and I can't wait for you guys to see what's going to happen, man.
You know, if you're a true, true Curb fan and follow the show religiously, you actually know what to expect. One thing about Curb is the show is very consistent in tackling anything and everything that unnerves us.
It's cringeworthy. Cringeworthy is a, is a good word for it, you know? And I think people love to cringe and love Larry's take on the world.
And, and we're just a part of it, man. Yeah.
What's the vibe like on set? Cause I know that, you know, you go into each scene. I think you shared this with us last time.
You have a direction you want to go. You got certain main points that you want to hit and you want to get from point A to point b do as much funny stuff as you can in between see where that takes you is there somebody that is uh like the i don't want to say the jimmy fallon of that set but somebody who can't keep it together as much as everybody else that you have to stop a lot because that person keeps laughing larry is the king larry is the ultimate king of giggles um he you You kind of catch him on his heels a little bit.
The right side of his mouth goes up in the air a little bit. He's like...
You know you got him on his heels. He's number one.
He's number one on the list of giggles. When you see his mouth start to bend up, that for you, or do you smell blood in the water? Are you like, I'm going to go harder at this? Of course.
As a comedian, stand-up comedian, I smell blood. You know, a lot of people want to make you laugh.
I want to make a snot bubble come out your goddamn nose. You know what I mean? And to me, the snot bubble is the ultimate, the ultimate for a comedian.
A snot bubble, wet your pants, that kind of stuff, that's the ultimate. A good old snot bubble.
Have you ever made anybody piss their pants? Of course I did. Of course I did.
Yeah, you have. I did a show one time in Tampa, Florida.
And this lady came up to me after the show. She had a coat on, a trench coat.
And she said, look what you made me do. Opened her coat up and her outfit was wet.
Wet. Are you sure that was pissed or was she just trying to see you after the show? No.
That was pissed, man. She was embarrassed.
She was embarrassed. She showed me what was going on and she walked away.
She said, oh, my God, I can't believe I did this. But that's what we do.
A comedian would mock that down as an

accomplishment. You understand?

Hell yeah. That's an accomplishment.

I made someone piss their pants. People say it all the time.

People say it all the time.

But to actually see it, see it

for itself.

Sometimes they'll over-exaggerate

and say I made someone piss their pants.

I killed this crowd. Stand in the ovation.

Everybody pissed in their pants.

Bust their gut. People say bust the gut all the time.
People say bust the gut all the time, but you don't see people walk out with guts hanging out their goddamn over their belt and shit. I like how you say piss their pants.
I don't know. There's something about it.
Piss their pants. Yeah.
You piss their pants. Piss the pants.
Yeah. There's something about it.
It's the pants. All right.
I had one last question, JB. This has been awesome.
So you have the new podcast coming out. You're going to be giving people advice, inspiration every single day.
What's the plan for it? Is it once a week, and is it just like you're going to sit down and just let it go? This is called May I Elaborate, which is what I love to do. You know I love to elaborate.
I'm an elaborator. So it's called May I Elaborate.
It's going to be a daily podcast show. It's part of Team Coco.
This is going to be so fun, man. What I do is I take positive affirmations and I explode them.
I give people – because a lot of times when you read these affirmations, you're confused as to what they actually mean and how do they apply to my life exactly? You know, people want inspiration. They want to be, you know, enlightened by someone.
And there's no one better to enlighten your ass than me. I take that affirmation.
I take that Zen moment. I take these amazing quotes and I explode them.
I blow them up. I elaborate on them.
I give you clarity for you to continue your beautiful day. You tune in to be motivated.
There's no one better at motivating someone than J.B. Smoove.
I motivate the shit out of you. A lot of people shake shit out of you.
I shake shit into you. Woo! Put it on a quote for us.
Take it off. That's what people need sometimes.
People are always going to shake shit out of you. I want to shake shit into you.
You feel me?

It's going to be so fun.

It's myself and my good friend

and writing partner, Miles.

It's simple.

It's in the simplest form.

You want to hear things in the simplest form

that allows you to digest it, man.

I allow you to digest

what the fuck I'm talking about.

I keep it 100. People say they keep it 100.
I keep it 150. I keep it real with you.
I know exactly where you are. I know we are dealing with trying times right now.
Sometimes you need somebody just to help your ass out. That's great.
I think you just motivated us to listen to the podcast. Yes, absolutely.
Absolutely. It's fun shit, bro.
I promise you it's fun. And you guys are going to enjoy it, man.
And it's, you know, sometimes you need a little morsel. Sometimes you don't need a full bite.
You just need a little morsel sometimes. I love it.
If I apply that shit to sports, I say sometimes you need a first down here and there. Holy shit.
Just move the chain. You need a first down.
Sometimes you need a fucking first down sometimes.

Sometimes it ain't about scoring sometimes.

Sometimes as long as they don't score on you, they can't beat you.

Yeah.

Shit.

Love it.

Don't get me started.

Don't get me started.

Love it.

Don't get me started.

All right.

Well, JB, thank you so much.

Everyone go subscribe.

We're going to drop this the week that your new podcast launches. So check it out may i elaborate daily wisdom from jb smooth always a pleasure man and uh hopefully we can do this again in person next time hey man we will do this in person no don't see you fucking up again oh i did i did you said hopefully yeah yeah don't confuse your timeline Your timeline is all you're overlapping shit, bro.
Don't use the word hopefully. We will do this in person again.
Very soon, bro. We're going to say that to the universe.
I already saw you in the future. I'll see you again soon.
I'm still tired in the future. You're fucking right.
Level out, baby. I'm going to level out next time we see you.
I love it. You know what I'm still tired in the future You're fucking right Level out baby I'm gonna level out I'm gonna level out next time we see you I love it You know what I'm gonna do? Next time we hang out in person We should drink a shitload of water beforehand The interview's not over Until you make us piss our pants Or bust our guts I'll cut my stomach just a little bit And see if you can laugh at all my guts come out.

You're damn right.

You better be prepared, man.

I'm going to make them guts fly all out.

And you're going to wet the pants at the same time.

Both.

Both, baby.

Both.

Yes.

Love it, man.

All right.

Thanks so much, JB.

Love you guys, man.

Be safe out there, man.

We'll do this real soon.

Yes, absolutely.

See you, man.

Thank you so much.

Later. Let's go, Jets.
Let's go, Jets. There you go.
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Now here he is, NFL Draft Senior Analyst Stephen Che.

Okay, we now welcome on first-time guest, one of our best friends in the entire world. It is

I'm going to go ahead and get this. Che.
Okay, we now welcome on first time guest, one of our best friends in the entire world. It is what is your senior draft analyst for Barstool Sports.
I thought you were draft associate. Did I screw that up? No, he got promoted.
But everyone else got promoted ahead of him. So he has seven bosses.
But you were a one time draft draft associate. Yes.
I was a one-time junior draft analyst. I was demoted last year after a fiasco during the NFL draft that we did, the stream, in which I got a bad tip and went with it on air.
Oh, wow, so you're blaming your sources. All right, so that show will be back on Thursday.
It is Stephen Shea. Make sure you check him out.
He also has a great podcast called the surf and turf podcast uh go download it with joey molinaro and willie cologne i still don't know why it's called surf and turf but uh what's it called now the going deep podcast going deep what does that mean like going deep sex you really are a student of bruce arians Wait, wait, wait, wait. There's no double on totter there? It's not also that you're going deep on a subject? No, no.
It's just about a pass. Well, yeah, it is going deep on a subject.
The interviews are longer form, so yes. They're like 30, 40 minutes.
I was hoping it was just about going deep on a pass. That's what you need to podcast after.
That's what the logo is. I mean, the first iteration was Surf and Turf, which still no one has ever given me an answer what that fucking meant.
All right, so Stephen is going to, we have Daniel Jeremiah, who is Stephen Chase. Would you say he's your hero? One of my professional idols, yes.
Okay, all right, professional idols. Are we professional idols of yours? I consider you guys coworkers.
I mean, I work at Barstow. Oh, wow.
All right, that's a little presumptuous actually people watching on video the bench press behind you i assembled with my bare hands that's true you are a you're yes you're a draft expert expert i think you know more about draft experts than anybody else at this company if you had a big board who give me your top four your big board of draft experts big board of draft experts or draft prospects? Draft experts. Okay.
Does this include kind of retired guys? Yeah, oh, yeah. Do four and then do a fifth for maybe a retired contributor to the draft expert community.
Okay. Number one's got to be DJ, Daniel Jeremiah.
He does this year-round. He was actually the first podcast that I got into.
By the way, he's not DJ. He did.
Peggy texted us, who's one of our workers. She's the best.
Our greatest booker. Yeah, our greatest booker.
We're going to buy her a bag. But Peggy texted us, she's like, hey, you got DJ next week.
I was like, we got Dustin johnson she's like no daniel jeremiah i was like that's not dj that 100 is dj okay you're completely outing yourself as a non-football guy wow wow okay well no i'm a football guy i'm not a draft about all right dj's number one yep dj number um so character wise kuyper is probably number one but like content wise dj is above him dj puts out stuff year round kuyper is awesome from january through april and he's such a character i mean you you know talking with mcshay he got one of the more shocking facts you guys didn't bring up he goes through a lazy boy recliner every one to two years consistently. His brain is a draft.
The anecdote that I saw floating around this week is that he still watches old shows but at the correct time slot. So he watches the show Dallas, but he'll watch it at 8 o'clock on Tuesdays, whenever Dallas 30 years ago used to air.
that's how like detail oriented in his mind is a draft where he can't deviate like oh I can't watch this show it's not it's not it's like I can't watch the show at 10 o'clock that's not when it aired how do you go through a lazy boy a year how do you sit that hard sitting I don't know it's one of the it's a it's a kipers it also could easily be explained that the man who rips cheese off his pizza, eats a pumpkin pie every morning, and also has a mashed potatoes addiction, probably has some spills. Yeah, that's true.
It might not be that he goes through a lazy boy a year. He just knows that it's time to replace.
His wife replaces his lazy boy once a year. They break.
They break. And he's not a heavy guy.'s just living hard he's sitting hard i actually respect that do everything 100 percent yep okay um all right i would say those are like pretty clearly the top two number three might be a guy you might be less familiar with but dane brugler so okay dane brugler works for the athletic he puts a draft guide every year called The Beast.
It's like 250 to 300 pages every single year. It's basically every prospect that is draftable.
Say no more. He named his draft The Beast.
He's obviously up there. Yep.
And then number four, it's tough because I love McShay. He's a friend of the program um so some listeners may remember me from a couple years ago you guys brought me on for a mick shea interview and i kind of grilled him because i do listen to his podcast the first draft podcast with kuyper um and i gave him some shit about it because he taped the podcast like on the side of the road once uh this year he's had a lot and i texted you yesterday he was a very lucky guy that i had my kid last week and was not in the office because i would have given a lot of guff to this guy oh it would have been guff he's shown up very late for audio issues i mean todd's got to get it together so todd's actually gonna fall out of my top four wow because of this you guffed him yep we're gonna go with uh with a newcomer matt miller who's uh at espn as well he's very great very throwing to He's very great.
Newcomer. I mean, he's been doing this for like 10, 12 years.
Newcomer to like the mainstream. The mainstream.
Matt Miller also gets dinged a little. I like Matt Miller a lot.
I've been following him for a long time. He gets dinged, though, because he did have that take about Edelman being a Hall of Famer and then just combined Edelman and Welker's careers.
He's like, Edelman was Brady's go-to for 11 straight years. That's fair.
He also gets dinged by Marcus Spears basically on the daily. On Get Up.
Everything that he says, Marcus Spears just puts him in the locker. Alright, and then your Emeritus or maybe even in memoriam draft, you know, I mean, Mike Mann.
Mike Mann. Mike Mann, the greatest, would put out one mock draft every year and it'd be the day before the draft uh absolute best he's not doing any more because he's with uh with the raiders as the gm but daniel jeremiah has picked this up every year there is a media call where the guys will host a call with local media so you know whatever detroit free press pittsburgh gazette post gazette etc and all these reporters will calling and asked questions about their specific teams daniel jeremiah is great he's continued the tradition does for about an hour mayox were like three hours must listen stuff i listened to it several times just to make sure i had all my points but one of my favorite listens could not find it on the internet like you had to go to like a very weird streaming service uh or like a a web page that basically you didn't you couldn't download it you'd have to listen to it to, like, a very weird streaming service or, like, a webpage that basically you couldn't download it.
You'd have to listen to it through, like, straight through. And if you're a page refresh or anything, you were screwed.
So I'm glad they fixed that. They didn't have to put it on the Move the Sticks feed.
Okay. So for people who don't understand Stephen Chay, everything that he says is 100% serious.
There is no bit. There's no joke.
So when he says,ock conference call day was one of the best days of his calendar year, it's real. It's very real.
Yes. Yes.
Did you ever get a chance to ask him a question? Yes. So 2010 draft was at Radio City Musical.
I attended the NFL draft from 2005 to 2011 every single year. It was the year that Gerald McCoy and Ndamuk Sue, Sam Bradford number one, they were kind of the one too.
The Bucs had the three thick. I'm a Bucs fan, Super Bowl champs, not a big deal.
So I asked him. The first round, it was when it was the first round only in prime time, so they just moved it there.
And I saw him, and he was kind of walking back in an area with common people. people and he was famous but he wasn't like I guess as famous as he is now he's very famous to me he's not that famous to most people I also like it just to interrupt real quick I like this story like you're pretending like you saw him at an airport you saw him at the draft where he was working yeah you're like I saw him at the draft I like how he calls like everybody who's not mike mayock common people yeah is it everybody else and then mike yes okay yeah so he was one of the few guys that had gerald mccoy over in dominican sue after sue had a dominant college season um so i wanted to ask as a fox fan hey can you kind of talk to me about this more why do do you like McCoy over Sue? End of the night, it's probably 1130 at night.
Everyone's tired. He had been talking all day.
He goes, all right, yeah, no problem. He's like, you know what? My hotel is like 10 minutes from here.
Just walk with me. I was in the city at the time.
Great. Mike Mayock walked and talked with me for 10 minutes through New York City, just me and my friend.
Incredible experience. Don't forget it.
Nicest guy. Wow invite you upstairs? No.
Have a great show tomorrow. Nice job.
Thanks so much for talking to me. Was there like a moment where it was like, am I going to kiss Mike Mayock? No, no, never.
Not even a second. Did you lock eyes for a second? No, but I mean, we were walking and talking.
Nice to each other. Pure draft.
Right. Incredible experience.
You guys hit it off. Let's say Mike Mayock, he initiates.
He leans in. When he gets back to his hotel, do you kiss him back? No, absolutely not.
Okay. Absolutely not.
Okay. All right.
All right. So, Steven, your draft credentials are there.
Seven straight years going into the draft? I believe so. 05 to 11, yeah.
And you were one of the weirdos who sat out front, like, waiting. Oh, yeah, yeah.
That was maybe the best day of the year because in New York it used to be – well, I think the draft still is free. But when it was at Radio City, I went to the first years of the Javits Center, I believe, and then it was at Radio City thereafter.
Late April, every weirdo that loves a team flies to New York wearing their team jersey late April. You just want to talk ball with other people.
Absolute best. Way out there from like 6 p.m.
till sometimes they didn't give out wristbands like 6 a.m. But you just be talking draft, talking football with a bunch of other hardcore football fans.
Absolute best. It is the funniest scene.
I went and did a man on the street two years in a row when he was in chicago and it is uh like every guy you every guy you've ever seen in a stadium who wears the oversized ring helmet uh every guy who you know the super fans that are are kind of pseudo celebrities they all hang out and they all know each other and it's very funny to watch oh yeah and then you know you're standing on line you see you know a cowboys fan come the whole line booze god damn it this is genuine fun all right let's do so we're gonna do our top 10 daniel jeremiah dj uh sent us if you remember two weeks ago we had him on he said that he had a list of old draft terms that he would use in the scouting you know department in the room in war room. So we said, can you send it to us? Because that's hilarious.
And he sent it to us. We all have it.
What we're going to do is PFT and I are going to do a top 10 picks of the terms. So it's basically PFT and I are like in our own war room.
We're going to pick a term and then you're going to give us the player that coincides with that term the player that best is used to describe that term in this year's draft so let's do it what was it we had a we had a unanimous number one yes it's the vante mac no matter what it's one pop daddy the one pop daddy okay so that's going to be an offensive lineman. Typically that's going to get you, get his hands on you and it's over now in the modern day NFL.
You know, you talk, or I guess not modern day, but like Larry Allen will be a one pop daddy. In this draft class, I would say Tevin Jenkins at Oklahoma state.
He is a big time blocker. He finishes everybody, but when he gets a hand, when he gets his hands on you, it's over.
So Tevin Jenkins, one-pot daddy. Do you ever get uncomfortable referring to, like, 19-year-old kids as being daddies? No.
Not necessarily. When we're talking football, everything's kind of off limits.
Yeah, that's true. All right.
This is a normal world in world in here all right uh number two so we haven't discussed this but we'll discuss it on on the side here steven so so no cheating off this i think we should go i just love dumpy dumpy's good yeah because it's just such a hurtful thing to say about you i feel like we both know what dumpy is yes like brandon walker yes that's what i know he's at the gym now he's at that's right yeah yeah let's go all right all right our number two pick is going to be dumpy okay so this is uh he's going to be a target for like a lot of this stuff but he played right tackle at michigan jalen mayfield he's probably going to move inside the guard because his arms aren't really a required size to play on the outside what's required size he's like a he's your classic like body guy, but he's a better football player. So in the offseason circuit where everyone's testing and they got their shirts off, a perfect example of this is dumping is Andre Smith, the tackle for the Bengals, who went six overall.
He ran the 40 with his shirt off and just kind of had his man boobs flopping everywhere. That's kind of what you're going to see.
So Jalen Mayfield, dumpy. He could be a couple terms, unfortunately.
What would you like to see out of your arm size for your offensive lineman? Do you have a number? Like, is it similar to the hand size for quarterbacks? Oh, yeah. All this stuff has numbers.
So, like, all the testing, there is, like, a baseline group that you're going to want to be in. Like, of a corner, and it varies by position.
So, like, you know, wide receiver hand size is different than quarterback hand size. 40s are different.
As far as offensive tackles, arm size, you're going to want to see 34 inches and above. I believe Mayfield's like 32 and change.
So that kind of limits him. Elijah Vera Tucker is a good one who played guard at USC and then moved to tackle this past season played very well, but his arms I, are 32 and an eighth.
So that kind of restricts him, and you're probably going to figure he's going to kick inside the guard. But what if you've got wide shoulders? Don't those inches, like, make up on the inside sometimes? No, because most of the times you're going against, you know, edge rushers that are going to be in the, you know, 34 and above range.
When we're talking, you know, such close quarters, an inch, two inches makes a lot of difference. So if an edge rusher can get his hands inside much easier, then you're able to block that.
That's a problem. Okay.
Okay. So, all right, next up.
I've got a couple I'm looking at here. I've circled a few as well.
So I've got card-carrying coward.

Okay, I like that. I think I know what it means, but I want to know what the card-carrying part of the coward means.

And then I've got – wait, see, we haven't made our decision yet.

Yeah, we haven't made our decision yet.

Thin Pegs.

Thin Pegs.

Although let's hold on to Thin Pegs because I think I know who that would be.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, all right.

Let's do that. Sink that ass is the

other one that I just like because it

seems like something that you would do.

Yeah, that you would do like at the Jersey Shore.

Yeah, back and forth. All right, so let's do

card-carrying coward.

With the third pick in the term draft, we select

card-carrying coward.

So card-carrying coward is kind of a tough one. What it

means is that it's a player that

doesn't have a lot of courage. So

typically you're going to see us in the cornerback position.

Guys that necessarily don't like to tackle

I don't know. carrying coward is kind of a tough one.
What it means is that it's a player that doesn't have a lot of courage.

So typically you're going to see us in like the cornerback position,

guys that necessarily don't like to tackle.

Historically, historically, and he'll debate this,

but you can look at kind of one of our coworkers as not necessarily,

I don't believe in this.

I don't believe that he was,

but a lot of people will say he's not like a tackling guy,

which is Deion Sanders. Again, I don't believe that for the record.
He has this few of that, but that is, that's a term where if you're looking at a cover corner specifically and they don't really, you know, mix it up or get in the pile a lot, that is what you would kind of term a card carrying coward. There aren't a lot of guys in these, in this draft that are going to be, you know, people that are going to know these are going to be very late round guys, if any, butcarrying coward is kind of a tough one because we're going to look at a corner that really doesn't like to mix it up, and those guys don't get drafted a lot.
Now, is that always like a cornerback, a defensive player, or could a triple C be a wide receiver, like a Ted Ginn that loves a sideline? Yeah. I mean, you could certainly use that term for a receiver that gets out of bounds, like Marvin Harrison technically technically could be like a card game.
I would not call Marvin Harrison a coward if I were you, Steven. He'll shoot you.
Yeah. You're going to be deader than Jimmy Garoppolo.
I should clarify when I'm speaking. I'm speaking only within the white lines.
So, okay. So, we will.
You don't have anyone in the draft. So, we'll just put Deion Sanders next to, and we'll just make it clear that – Steven Chase said that.
All right, next up. Next up.
How about – all right, do you want to do sink that ass? The other one I really like is just sand. Let's do sand.
I feel like sink that ass will still be on the board in a couple picks so sand sure so

sand refers to like weight um it's very hard to move a lot of sand so the guy needs more sand in his ass or on his backside they need a little bit more weight they have a little bit of a more flat ass um these are going to refer to typically like offensive or defensive linemen um sand as far as this draft class.

I would say uh let's go like liam eikenberg uh the left tackle out i was about to say that yeah uh he was a guy you know the sandman like he's i think like 305 uh could use a little bit more weight especially in the bottom half um that's a guy who could use a little bit more sand. Okay, perfect.
So that's actually an example of somebody that doesn't have sand. That's what the term refers to, is sand.
They typically need more. You use it in the lack of sand.
Got it. Okay.
If you have what would be called too much sand, then you're talking like bubble or like a big ass. That's what that would refer to.
Like Booth. Like ultimate sandman sure biggest ass in the league yeah okay uh this is a fifth pick fifth pick what about what about a red star i like that red star is that i'm gonna like wait wait let's let's try to figure out what it is before he gives it what what do you think red stars i think like maybe maybe always injured It might be like from a video game if there's a Red Star next to somebody.
Where is it? Under what? It's under... Competitiveness? No.
Where's Red Star? I like just... There's one that's just fraud.
Yeah, it's right underneath fraud. Okay.
It's underneath fraud and fake tough. Oh, is it a communist? No, I think it's someone who...
Is it a communist? Red all right yellow belly yeah steven red star sure so red star is uh every team has a bunch of under in the under the gm there's you know the director of player personnel uh director of college scouting etc and there's a bunch of area scouts everybody has a red star so that is a guy that they're basically staking their reputation on like this is my guy i'm sure he's gonna do good dj for example so i don't know if that's a term that everyone uses but dj has talked about a lot on his podcast his red red star guy is linebacker out of kentucky jamie davis um that's a guy it's like this guy's not gonna bust i know that this guy is legit he's the guy we should draft our team. I am fully vouching for this guy.
I have one red star. He's my red star.
I call it the stand on the table guy. That's how I was coming up.
The red star thing seems kind of new. In my day, it was like Kyle Shanahan stood on the table for Matt Schaub.
Yep. Wait, so give us Stephen Chase, red star.
Red star guy. I mean, we have a bunch of like kind of short things in this draft.
No, no, no. I want Stephen Chase, red star.
Okay. My red star guy, honestly, Justin Fields.
I think everyone's overthinking Justin Fields. The fact that he's not going to be a top three quarterback.
If you want a little bit deeper than that, if we want a little bit outside the top ten, Rashad Bateman wide receiver out of Minnesota I just you know everybody looks at the size speed measurables and things like that he's just a guy that uh separation as far as route running catching over the middle stuff um he's going to translate instantly so he's probably going to be a second round guy maybe a late first but Rashad Bateman outside of you know Justin Fields would be my red star guy got it okay good one wait is that your Mel Kuyper like if if he doesn't turn out to be a pro bowler you have to quit right that's what Mel Kuyper did with Jimmy Clawson well we'll just demote him again fair but I also have I also have my take that Devante Smith is not gonna be a top 10 pick which is now as of an hour ago in the Barstool Sportsbook in Illinois and michigan okay um yeah i don't think he's gonna be top 10 either i'm on the record as saying that um you want to just do it you want it you want to you want to explain your davante smith uh take and we'll just go with what was it what was he he's there's a lot of terms of no oh wow uh thin pegs thin pegs so i assume yeah yep so um devante smith is a guy who uh during the season was listed at six feet and a half 175 pounds um he weighed in officially a couple weeks ago uh 166 pounds um i had to take during the national championship which I get is kind of a wet blanket move um right after his second touchdown before his third touchdown the first half something is to the tune of i think devante smith is going to be awesome but i cannot see a team spending a top 10 pick on a 175 pound wide receiver and i got crushed absolutely crushed everyone's calling me idiot idiot i have all the tweets saved um but the fact of the matter is the past five years there has been one draft where there has been a wide receiver taken in the top 10 additionally he is not uh like a height weight speed guy he's not uh like a hercules type guy when you look at top 10 wide receiver draft picks you're talking about andre johnson calvin johnson larry fitzgerald guys that are huge guys that are also very fast devontae smith is very good he deserved when the eyes been incredible season but as far as drafting you're drafting traits over production a great example of that is a guy out of penn state jason away who had zero sacks this year and it's probably going to be a firster or a high second rounder. I mean, teams draft trades over productions, trust their coaching staff to maximize that.
So you can't just be like, okay, he won the Heisman Trophy. He's a lock top 10 pick.
He's great. Not everything's going to translate to the NFL.
I do, for the record, think he will be a very good player. He's just such a natural, but his body type does not make sense as far as what teams look for especially with a top 10 pick counterpoint counterpoint I think that we've kind of shifted a little where teams are now being a little bit more outside the box I actually saw an anecdote uh someone shared it that in the Seahawks uh war room the year they drafted Russell Wilson they basically just sat there and they're like does anyone have anything they don't like about russell wilson besides his height and no one could come up with with anything they were like no like everything else we love so i feel like devante smith and he might not go top 10 but it's a similar conversation where is there anything you don't like about him besides his weight and i don't think there is the.
The problem is not necessarily his weight because, like, he was listed at 175. He had several months to gain weight and puff up.
He got to 166. So he was several pounds below that.
There's another guy, Jeremiah Owusu-Koromoa, the linebacker out of Notre Dame, who was a similar thing, rumored to be playing in, like, the 200, 201-pound range. He weighed in at 221.
The 200, 201- in at 200 201 pound that's a huge range well i'm just saying like he's weighing in at like basically my weight playing linebacker that is very tough to sustain as far as injury wise now he had some time got up to 221 which is still light for a linebacker but it's like okay at least this guy can put on weight put on weight. Devontae Smith just does not have the frame, and I saw it, I think Chris Sims argued it, he does not have the frame to add more weight because he had several months to do so and still couldn't do it.
So I don't see how he gets into an NFL program and all of a sudden gets to like 185 or 190. He just needs more sand.
He needs sand. He's an Alabama.
Chris Sims, I think, had him going 6th, though, to the Dol going six though to the dolphin yeah i've actually seen a few people that have him in the top 10 yeah so i mean part of my take was that um i had five quarterbacks going in the top 10 and then the bottom three teams in the top 10 which were um carolina denver and dallas all drafted receivers pretty high recently um so and you know carolina picks. DJ Moore are not super recent, but I just didn't really see it.
Now, if Miami trades down, that could certainly change things, and Devontae Smith certainly does have a chance. Seven is a maybe problem spot for the Lions because at the time, I thought they were going to franchise Kenny Galladay.
They did not, so they do have a need there. But Dan Campbell, a guy talking about biting guys' kneecaps off, with his first overall pick, is he going to draft a 166-pound wide receiver? That doesn't make sense.
Well, he plays bigger than his weight. That's the thing about him.
Yeah, he is small, but I mean, he's probably the toughest. If you're going to be 166 pounds and you're going to win the Heisman Trophy, you're probably the toughest 166-pound person in college football.
Yeah, that's true. He plays on special teams.
He's been a gunner, so he's definitely tough. He run blocks, so I do like him as a player.
I just don't see him being a top-ten pick. So you were talking about how you had this take when you were watching the national title game in between touchdowns two and three that he wasn't going to be a top ten pick.
Is that what your brain is like all the time?

Like when you're watching the national championship, you know,

a fun football game, a college football game,

your brain is just thinking like how do these guys project at the next level?

Of course.

For people who don't know, Stephen Che, his team, he is a diehard Bucs fan.

He loves the Bucs.

He's obsessed with the Bucs.

He had a mock draft out 12 hours after the Bucs won the Super Bowl. Correct.
Okay. I mean, the Bucs have been bad for a very long time, and I've been so into the draft.
That just made sense that I'm always looking forward, typically around like Halloween, Thanksgiving, looking at, you know, tank-a-thon, see who we're going to net out, looking at mock drafts, seeing who's going to be available. Obviously, you Obviously, there's no better pick than 32, so I'm very happy about that, but I don't have a college football agent to a specific team, so all I'm thinking about when I'm watching college football is how are these guys going to translate to the pros.
And I should have said this at the top. Stephen Shea actually went to school.
It was one of those like Trump University where you just pay someone a shitload of money and then you take a fake online course for scouting. So he actually has done the homework.
What degree do you have? What's the title? Offensive line and defensive line. Offensive line, defensive line, secondary, cornerbacks and safeties, and then wide receivers.
It's the scouting academy, and it's awesome. I mean, you can be – one of the instructors is Louis Riddick.
So you can take scouting classes and kind of go over notes with lewis riddick he took so many how many hours did it take for you to do that i mean it's 20 hours a week so i did we need to get you to you need you need to work with billy football like the fact that you were taking 20 hours a week have a child like you know have a full-time job god damn it we need you also need to include that your email signatures there needs to be like an acronym that you put after steven che with phd yeah phd or what what's the official title of the certification you got uh i pass i pass the the module in the scouting academy that's the module all right we got eight nine ten uh let's do that and we'll wrap it up all right so eight you want to do you want to do the sink that ass? Yeah, let's do sink that ass. Give us a sink that ass.
Yep, so sink that ass is going to be a guy that's able to anchor down, which is basically if he's getting bull rush, he's able to anchor down, sink his ass, and basically stop the impending rush. So a guy that I'm going to see do this is Rashawn Slater out of Northwestern, offensive tackle.
I mean, he can really sink that ass. He's, you know, 305 pounds, I think.
He had his best game against Chase Young. That's what he's going to get a lot of hype for.
He opted out this year. But he's a guy that, you know, when you get into him, even though he's not huge, I think he's about 6'4", he's able to sink that ass, get low, and stop a bull rushashaun slater northwestern sink that ass okay i just love hearing steven say sink that ass sink that i said like six times we got two left we got two left so i'm kind of interested to know the difference between naughty calves and balled up calves all right yeah so let's do the combo pick yeah naughty calves and balled upup calves.
Which one's good? So a lot of these terms mean the same thing. It's just very strong calves.
So you look at their calves, and you can basically see the muscles in there. This can pertain to a variety of positions.
Naughty calves. Let's go with Jamar Chase.
I mean, uh you know 208 pounds i believe he's six feet tall very big calves just very filled out body jamar chase knotty calves balled up calves okay and then last one should we go i actually kind of like um i like fraud fraud i know what he's not gonna do a yet. Pile inspector? No, let's just go old-fashioned.
Give us your number one coach killer in this draft. Coach killer? Oh, this is tough.
Who's the quarterback from Liberty? I hope that this becomes like bulletin board material for whoever you name here. Well, yeah, I'm trying to go through the guys.
Coaching regime changes is not something that I typically go through. No, but it doesn't have to be someone who's gotten their coach killed already.
It could be like someone who's likely to get their coach killed at the next level. Oh, at the next level? Yeah, that's a coach killer.
It could be a boomer bus guy who, like, if you use a high draft pick on this guy, he doesn't pan out, he ends up being a coach killer. You know what was crazy? All-time example of a coach killer, Jason Campbell.
I think five consecutive head coaches got fired in the NFL that Jason Campbell played for. And it wasn't really his fault.
He was just in, like, the worst situations repeatedly. But I don't think that'll ever be matched again.
You can go – if you want to cop out, you can go with whoever you think the Bears are going to take a QB because if the Bears take a QB and he's not good, he's the coach killer. So I think if we're putting in those terms, this one's pretty easy, and it's Mac Jones because it is, from what we've heard, Kyle Shanahan versus the personnel department in San Francisco for who's going to be the third pick.
Kyle Shanahan is, I don't want to say alone on the island, but he very much is beating the drum for Mac Jones. If Mac Jones does not turn out and Trey Lance and or Justin Fields turns out to be a very good player, we could be witnessing the beginning of the end to Kyle Shanahan.
I'm so excited to put this on a quote card and have it like listed so that people see this and just freak out at Stephen Che. Mac Jones is, Mac Jones, coach killer, Stephen Che's official coach killer of the 2021 draft.
That's a good answer though. That is a good answer because you're right.
Like if Mac Jones is not what Kyle Shanahan thinks he is, it will be, it will be tough to recover from that. Also, Stephen, I got a, I got a quick follow-up on that.
You said that Kyle Shanahan more and more is on an island all by himself. How do you know that? Are you just saying what you've heard people say on television? I mean, I also have some sources within the league that I've talked to, but a lot of it is stuff that you read.
that you read. So, I mean, I texted you today, congratulate, or yesterday, congratulations for making both Monday morning columns.
And, you know, it was kind of very prominent in those columns. It was talked about on Schefter's podcast that Kyle Shannon kind of is on an island there.
So everyone thinks Schefter kind of at face value, as you can see my background. But yeah, I mean, this is what you're hearing around the league and, you people i talk to kind of echo these things do you think it is weird that you have adam chef's family in your background no okay um the you are the last person on earth who thinks that like peter king like there's he doesn't carry water for the nfl or like no you take shefter at face value shefter what you see is what you get with adam shefter like if I said to you Peter King carries water for Roger Goodell would you disagree yeah I've met Peter King twice really good guy I know that we don't have the the best relationship with him at the moment as well he owes his money yeah yeah but he put PFT in his uh column yesterday so maybe this is the beginning of the break unironically that was like was like Stephen's – Stephen was genuinely impressed with me.
And also, he texted me yesterday. He didn't answer the question, too.
Do you think Peter King carries water for the NFL? Okay. No, no, I don't.
No, I know you don't. I know you don't.
All right, Stephen, any other last draft thoughts? This has been positively delightful. I'll give you guys a couple of terms that I associated with a few guys.
Maybe I'm surprised you didn't choose. Are these originals? No, these are DJs.
These are from DJs. I mean, this list is kind of – it's not like 100% 100 circulated but this list for the most part

these are somewhat common terms there are some original ones on here um but there are somewhat uh common terms like knee bender that's going to be an offensive lineman that's simply bigger that can really get down bend his knees panai sewell's a great one for that um herky jerky movements uh rashad bateman is really good for that and a little bit less of a traditional uh route runner what else I got here

smooth strider Jamar chase

long strider terrace marshall

terrace marshall Bateman is really good for that and a little bit less of a traditional route runner. What else do I got here?

Smooth Strider, Jamar Chase.

Long Strider, Terrace Marshall Jr. at LSU.

Deliberate.

I love this guy.

Elijah Moore, wide receiver out of Ole Miss.

Yeah.

What's another good term for a short king?

Is it fire plug?

Is he a fire plug?

No, we got two.

We got micro midget, which is Rondale Moore. Steven just canceled himself.
The wire receiver out of Purdue. That's my guy.
And then Jockey, Tutu Atwell, out of Louisville. He weighed in at 149 pounds.
I mean, that is a tough measurement. Yeah.
What about – what is somebody who's wrapped? Like W-R-A-P-P-E-D. that someone who's like jacked up or someone who looks like they've got like a wrapping of fat around them?

wrapped I haven't heard before but like body beautiful or maxed out these are terms like maxed out is like you've maxed out your frame um dress up is another term where you know you're

you can't really add on more weight.

You're kind of at your body's maximum potential bone mass and density.

All right.

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Who has the most beautiful body in this year's draft? I'm going to give two answers here. So on offense, we're going to look at Trey Lance.
He's just kind of prototypical body you want for a quarterback, a modern-day quarterback. He's muscled up.
He's about 6'4". He can take hits.
Trey Lance on offense. On defense, we're going to look at an edge rusher out of Washington.
Kind of a surprising opt-out this year, Joe Tryon. I mean, he's just 6'5", 260, muscled up.
He's exactly what you'd want to look for as far as body beautiful. Okay.
I love it, Steven. Steven, thank you so much.
I'm looking at Joe Tryon right now, and boy, is his body beautiful. That dude's wrapped.
Yeah, without a jerk. Yeah, oh, definitely.
Dude, it's beautiful. All right, Stephen, thank you.
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We have not agreed to that. Hell yes! We will be picks one or two might be wrong yeah i was gonna say let's hope we don't have a repeat of last year steven i do not want to demote you again still one of the funniest things ever is when i demoted you and then you sent me a text message you're like i understand what you had to do here in demoting me um this is all made up but not in your eyes it's all real well we can take away your certification yeah from the draft program that you completed oh no i have emails proving that that happened now we'll come to your house and rip it up um all right steven thank you so much thanks steven we're gonna get right back to the show at lowe's pro save big on the supplies you need to get the job done.
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Subject to change. All right.
Back to part of my take. Okay.
Let's wrap up. We got a few FAQs to send you on your way.
Friday draft day. And maybe a little Randy Moss getting us ready for Kentucky Derby.
All right, drink cash, homie.

Randy Moss, the football player.

Yeah. No, not.

Maybe.

I can't.

He might have played football, like, rec football.

We don't know if any of us are going to be alive by then.

Two-hand touch.

All right, so this was kind of what we were talking about earlier,

mascots, problematic names, et cetera.

What would you name the Cleveland Indians when their team name is disbanded? PFT probably wants them to be called the Cleveland baseball team. I was going to say the football team.
I do love the Spiders. Cleveland Spiders is cool.
I think that's way back they were the Spiders. Cleveland Midges.
Cleveland Midges. I like that one.
Billy's looking at me like that's a slur. A midge is a bug that lands on your face if you're Jabba Chamberlain.
What about the Cleveland Lake? Also, why not just the Cleveland Browns? Baseball edition. I don't mind.
They're probably going to do like the Cleveland Rocks. Cleveland Lake is pretty good.
Yeah, Cleveland Lake. It's just a fucking lake right there.
It's Cleveland Lake. What about Cleveland Rocks? Cleveland Rocks.
They would tie in the Hall of Fame, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but their mascot could just sort of be crack. Yeah.
Sup, boys, especially our darling Jake. Are we ever going to get a throw-off between Josh Allen and Patrick Mahomes? Bill's Mafia would be happy to host.
So, yes, we want to. It's just really hard to get them together.
We tried. COVID happened.
Yeah, so we were going to do it last year, but then COVID. Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, we've had some harebrained ideas. I think that's not so much harebrained.
No, no, the execution of it. I think there was a discussion, I can't remember, who was like, we should just go to the game, and before the game, if we get on the field, maybe they'll do it.
And I was like, I don't think they'll do it before the game, like trying to throw their arms out. I think when we went to interview Mahomes, it was like close-ish.
Yeah, we were talking to Josh. I think maybe we should maybe Grit Week.
Maybe we'll ride a tandem bike to them. But they have to be together.
Well, the other way we could do it is if we went to both places, measured it off. No, you can't do that because of wind, because of everything.
Altitude. Yeah.
The lines in the practice facility not being exact. Yeah.
Good point. Good point.
Alright, so what we should do is just Patrick, hit us up and let us know when you're free. Josh is always free.
Hello, Mr. Cat, PFT, Hank, Billy, and of course, Jake.
Parentheses, I feel like he gets left out a lot of these hellos. I was wondering when there might be another combine with all the PMT guys minus Billy, since we know he'd probably finish last in all the events.
If this were to happen again, who do you think would put up the scariest combine numbers out of all of you?

I think Jake might be sneaky athletic

just because of his youth. However,

PFT has shown that it's his competition to lose

in any jumping event. Thanks,

y'all, for always making the mornings better.

At this point in our athletic careers,

I'm pretty sure

that if we did a combine, there would be at least

over under two and a half Achilles

torn. Last time we did a combine for Barstool was like three years ago, and I hurt my hamstring pretty bad, so I'm retired.
Do you guys remember the first assignment you sent me on outside of the office? Yes, it's not your content. The XFL combine.
It's not your content. They had me do a few of the drills in a full suit.
And it was not your content. Nope.
You know what we should do? It's such an outrageous thing to say. Just do a blogging combine.
Yeah. Just words per minute.
Amount of three-cone drill is just eating ice cream. Gifts.
I would absolutely merc you guys. You'd actually have to write.
I mean, you lost your... Oh, no, I'm talking about the other combine, not the blogging combine.
Oh, you're talking about the football combine. Yeah.
Bill, you're in college and you lost a cornhole game today. How's that? That's true.
Dude, okay. You got to put some friction on the board because it just slides off.
The other player didn't have a problem. If you look, yeah.
Whatever. Stool streams.
Play bar stool. We should do a combine of future plans.

Billy would crush us in that.

FAQ.

I don't know.

Actually, I think we're pretty good.

We have good ones.

I actually don't know about that.

We have good ones.

But he's got a lot of good ones.

It actually would be our strongest across the board future plans.

You've got to buy my suits before Billy looks up the fan in your avatar.

That's true.

Oh, jeez. That one's a dagger.
I love it. FAQ, what's the deal with you guys getting guests from ESPN? The guys you have had relationships pre-van talk like SVP and McShay come on, but would ESPN ever let PFT's goat, Greeny, come on? Greeny's like, seems like it's touch and go with ESPN people.
Greeny seems like he's best appreciated from a distance. We got to get him on.
I don't think I want Greeny on anymore. It's in person.
Sit down. Yes, I do.
Never meet your heroes. Yeah, there are certain people that like, we were having the conversation about Dude Perfect going on tour, and we're like, oh, what if we went to it? It's like, you know what? It's better.
There's definitely a few people that we should just stay away from just so that we can keep doing what we're doing. Greeny might be in that category.
I disagree. I don't think that Greeny would be in the category if he'd show up and then we'd love Greeny so much.
No, but we would feel worse. We would feel bad about making fun of him.
What about Cow Turd? No, I'm done with him. I don't like Cow Turd.
We asked him to come on. I think he invited himself.

Yeah, when he had his podcast network.

He just wanted to use us to promote his podcast network.

And I do have almost a Rico Bosco, never forgive, never forget,

with Colin Coward and what he did with Sean Taylor.

Never forgive, never forget.

Fuck you, Coward.

You're off.

Skip and Stephen A?

Yes.

Yes.

Immediately.

Hard yes.

Because Skip wouldn't get it. We would just make fun of him to his face and leave best of friends.
But not lose what we would lose with a Greeny or a Dude Perfect. I would just be afraid that Skip and Stephen A would get...
They would just get on the show. Greeny would be amazing.
If we had them on at the same time, they would just fall in love. I think it would be tough to get them on at the same time.
No, I just meant individually. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My girlfriend is addicted to Disney and is almost 23 and has been begging me to go on a trip with her there. Is that still weird for that age? What's the age cut off for Disney? Is Big Cat Disney-phobic? I might be.
I'll hand up. Didn't go as a kid.
It might be like one of those, like, you were, like, maybe, like, is there, like, a jealousy? Like, maybe, like, you saw all the kids going to Disney and you were like a little bit upset. I do think it's so you held it in deep down.
I think adult Disney goers without children. That's a little weird.
I think that you get the age cut off. I think that the age cut off is probably 25 26 because you can go somewhere as you can do anything that you did as a child again after you turn 21 where you can legally drink there and get to experience it again but drunk.

And then after that, then it becomes weird.

Yeah, the around the world, the women's soccer team.

Yeah.

They all got kicked out.

That was kind of cool.

That's why I love U.S. women's soccer.

When Alex Morgan got kicked out of Disney World for getting hammered.

Yeah.

If you could go back and relive any bet you made, what would it be? Relive? Relive. Like, relive in good or get to re-bet it? If you could go back and relive any bet you made, what would it be? I don't know.
You don't remember the winners. Yeah.
I would definitely go back and not take the fucking Broncos against the Seahawks in the Super Bowl.

Yeah, that was awesome.

That sucked.

Sucked real bad.

What?

Billy?

There was a can't-win parlay that hit early in the season.

That was pretty sick, and I got a hedgehog.

Nice.

All right, there you go.

Dear PFT, what are your top three blank 182 songs oh that's a good question all right uh i'm gonna go with damn it number one adam song better be on there no no it's a good song but not it's not my top three damn it number one feels dude uh i like dysentery Gary. And then, wait, no, not Dysentery.

Dump Weed.

Dump Weed is my number two.

The number three is Apple Shampoo.

Adam's on.

Four Carousel.

Fifth, Travis Barker, Drum Solo Live.

I never thought I'd die alone.

Come on.

Also, Anthem Part 2 and Anthem Part 1. Dude died alone.
You know what? Anthem Part 2 is second. Get out of here, dump weed.
All right, last one. All right, last one.
Yeah, we'll do the last one. You got another good one? There's a few good ones.
This one is a serious one. I'm with a funny one.
Any tension, big argument, slash fight you guys have ever been in, I can't imagine traveling for Grit Week was for grit week was always happy go lucky or maybe someone's cleanliness or lack thereof annoyed someone to a certain point to say something being the bigger man and not using pft's mountain deuce bitter as an example there's never been like a significant thing it's just at the end of like grit week we all remember that one great week we did in the south and then we all got in that Uber after we returned the RV and we just, no one said a word for like 45 minutes.

And then we all... Remember that one Grit Week we did in the South? And then we all got in that Uber after we returned the RV and we just...
No one said a word for like 45 minutes. And then we all went to our hotel rooms and that was like...
It was it. We were all like super pumped to not be talking.
Right. It was just like, you know, there's just a point where it's like you spend every second.
It's like, alright. But there's never been like a huge, huge fight.
I got really mad at Jake when he mispronounced... What did he mispronounce the other day? Morkich.
I got really mad at Jake when he said Morkich. Morkich.
Alright, last one. I said the biggest fights happen when Hank strolls in on Sunday and has the opposite of all of our bets.
That's probably true. Well, yeah, like there's a lot of that.
There's a lot of like... Those aren't like big fights because those are just like yelling in the moment and then like, alright, we're good.
I feel like a fight would be something that happens off air, isn't spoken about. But there's a lot of catty arguments, but those are fun.

There's been some things off the air that have come forward on the air.

PFT tried to fight me when Liam made that Photoshop that time.

I walked in the office, and he was square up.

I wouldn't even say that was a fight.

I didn't try to fight you.

I just thought it was a dirty move.

You cut me off with your chest out.

Square up.

Sorry I was being assertive.

No, there was...

A thing that's happened off the air

that we've brought onto the air a little bit

is Hank's yawns.

He brought it on the air.

Then you guys asked me to do it on the show

and people have never been madder at me than when you asked me to do it on the show. Alright, last one.
By the way, Hank, I think I'm the only one here that's thanked you for putting the show up early. Yeah, that's true.
So we've made amends. I might have to stop doing that, though.
People, it's gotten too far. Yeah.
People start asking like now. Yeah, it was like a joke, but now people I think are serious.
I can't tell. But yeah, jokes can't last forever.
This weekend, my friend's wife said men snore because our ball sacks cover our buttholes when we sleep. Is this true? That actually makes perfect sense.
You're airtight? Yeah. Seals you up.
Yeah. All right.
Yeah, that's a great ending, and I agree with it. Numbers? 38.

Give me 8.

99.

18.

8, 8, 8.

Liam has 22.

Whales in the Caribbean have a different accent than whales outside the Caribbean.

That's an actual fact.

That's actually cool.

They're echolocation sounds.

Steve Smith.

We ever had it?

October 8th.

October 8th.

See you for draft night. Love you guys.
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I'm saved anyway. Today's another day to find me.
Shine away. I'll be coming for your love again.
Shine away. I'll be coming for your love of king

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after your

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take on me