826. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Chats with Obama at Jimmy Carter's Funeral, California Wildfires & United States Buying Greenland?

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What's up, dude? What's going on, man? Nothing. Yeah.
What's up with you? Oh, you know, lubricating the lips. Lubricating the lips.
Mm-hmm. Man, that shit gets addicting.
When we were up in Colorado, bro, I went through like two tubes of fucking chapstick. I didn't use that shit here.
it's different up there man it's different up there bro my beard was falling out your beard was falling out yeah really yeah no it wasn't no no like legit like i could comb and shit was just going out really uh like it was it was wondering what all those pews were coming from, flying all over the house and shit.

So that was your beard hair, huh? Yeah, I got to keep it oiled, you know?

I've been using some beard balm for about the last six months.

Yeah?

And I don't normally...

I'm going to have to find the name of it because it's some...

I can't remember the name off the top of my head.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But fuck, dude, it's good.

Well, they named that shit like the people that drink those IPA beards.

Yeah, for sure. It's definitely some hippie ass, weirdo, fucking Colorado shit.
Moose fat. Yeah, right.
But I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.
It's damn good. IPAs can be kind of good, dude.
I like it. Dude, when we were up in Colorado, bro, I loved the beers.
That mountain lager. Yeah, that was We didn't even have a bad meal there.
We have a bad meal, a bad drink. We have a bad day.
Not a bad day. The yard sale was pretty bad.
My shoulder was going to hurt. Nah, you're fine.
Don't be a pussy. I'm thinking to open up a remote office up there in Vail, bro.
I'm not kidding, bro. I'm going to fucking go up there.
You guys are going guys are gonna come to we're gonna record the show once a day and then we're gonna ski and fucking snowboard and snowmobile how's that sound you guys in no i'm down no i'll go i replace you all i'm no i'm i'm there all right fuck these guys and then we'll build a little first form uh gym right we'll get everybody little houses and for their families it'd be fucking great dude sick yeah you in joe all right joe why you got your hood on it's cold in here he's got his black air force ones on you better be careful bro i'm serious somewhere we are making a remote uh studio you guys tell us where it should be. I actually think they'll be a terrible spot because no one's going to fucking fly there.
Well, you got bad reception. I know.
I've been looking in Austin and Nashville. Austin and Nashville would be sick.
Yeah. Spend the winters down in Austin when it's like somewhat warm.
Yeah. Fucking get a, you know, go out on the fucking boat.
You know what I'm saying? How close to Austin? They got Lake Austin there. Oh, okay.
And saying they got Lake Austin there some of the coolest lakes ever no shit but Austin is getting liberal and stuff is it? we're past that bump get the fuck out of here I'm talking to them we. We're past it a little hot.
Alright. Remote studio coming soon.
No more winters in Missouri. If it's going to be cold, we're going to go skiing.
Well, my only thing with the Cobra, as long as it's doing something. Dude, I just don't like the gray.
The cold does not bother me. But it was sunny in Colorado.
Yeah, It was 20 fucking degrees. Everybody's outside chilling.
Yeah, it was fine. Drinking their mountain moose fat.
Bro, real talk. If I could stay in shape and feel good about myself and wake up every day and drink beer outside on a cold patio like up in Colorado, that would be my life.
It'd be pretty sweet. But I would be fat as fuck.
It wouldn't be good. Yeah.
It'd be good, but not good. fat as it wouldn't be good yeah it'd be good but not good yeah no i get it all right sweet man well let's get into it guys we got a lot of stuff to cover we're gonna go to china first before we even get to the stuff i just want to china we gotta go to china okay we're not having a remote studio in china bro no not china no no that would not be good but i fucking hate black people there hey bro they do hate them i think they hate them worse in japan listen i mean like i get it you know i mean no not like that like i mean i i understand there's cultural differences man yeah you know i get it um but uh gotta go dude i just thought this was interesting so this is like making like big headlines now.
This is what's happening at the moment. China is now reporting five cases of M-Pox.
Monkey Pox? Monkey Pox. Okay.
Didn't they already try this? Well, hold on. So this is like a brand new thing for China.
China didn't have it.

And now they got five new cases, all right?

Now, the articles that have been going around, they've been trying to downsize this, right?

And China said on Thursday that it recorded five cases of a new MPOX strain, but that the outbreak has been effectively handled, okay?

Now, how does MPOX spread, right? Because the article tries to downplay it. Doesn't it spread through gay sex? Or no.
That's it. Doesn't it? That's how you got it.
It's real. World Health Organization, Monkey Pox, public health advice for gay, bisexual, and other and Other Men Who Have Sex with Men.
It's like, it's common. Wait, wait, wait.
Read this. Monkey Pox.
Public Health Advice for Gay, Bisexual, and Other Men Who Have Sex with Men. Those are gay men.
Bro. You don't get to have sex with a man and not say you're gay.
Yeah, that's true. That's fucking gay.
Yeah, I mean. You are gay.
But I just thought this is, I could just picture the Chinese politicians and health doctors, right? They see the first case pop up. Dude, it wasn't me.
Oh, no. It wasn't me.
I don't know how I got it. Must be a new airborne version.
And I love, too, though, if you read the article they say that uh the outbreak has been jumped from his butt yeah right right yeah i fucking saw it dude but the outbreak has been effectively handled i wonder how they killed those people bro yeah they did they fucking chopped all their heads off no more outbreak oh fuck dude why do they allow us to podcast i don't know man i just you know i love the new arrow we're moving into hey man it's awesome I'm just saying man Wow Those guys got monkey pockets Those guys got it He's got it I just love it What'd you do Google fucking Asian people Asian gay people You do not want to check my social history. Putting these fucking shows together, it gets crazy.
It gets weird. I just thought that was hilarious.
It's like Thursday morning, 9am, five new strains. Thursday morning, 9, 10.
It's been effectively handled. They fucking cleared it out.
I don't know. I just thought that was interesting, man.
Guys,

we got a lot of stuff to cover.

That's the show!

Monkey Pox will get you.

It'll get you, man.

Oh, man. Fuck, dude.

Yeah, we got a lot of stuff to cover, man.

But guys, I don't know how I got the Monkey Pox.

I don't know.

Mr. DJ, you've got the clap.
How'd you get it? I don't know. Mr.
DJ, you've got the clap.

How'd you get it?

I don't know.

I have no idea.

Fuck, dude.

All right.

You have to start the show.

What do Chinese people do during an erection?

I don't know.

They vote.

What? Today is the erection. Alright, that's enough.
Sorry guys, listen, I love Chinese food. It's all good.
Stir-fried fucking kitten. I love it too, bro.
You like Chinese food, you motherfuckers? Who likes chinese food in here all right all of us it's okay what do you like better you like pretty much is it like down on the list baklava you like what do you like uh bosnian food is that your favorite no probably italian hey what was the thing i got a question italian food good italian food is fucking hard to beat what was was the thing? Did you see DeLillo's post on New Year's, the Bosnian food? It was like sandwiches and like all kinds of shit. No, I didn't see it.
Is there like some sort of custom Bosnian thing that they do on New Year's with the food? No, it's probably just a celebration. I know, but like, do they do just all hot dogs or what do they do? I mean, they got a special sandwich or something.
What's like the state sandwich? What's the, what's the, if you were to say, yeah, like what's the national Bosnian type food? I would probably say like a donor. A donor? Yeah.
It's like a kebab. Yeah.
A donor? It's like a gyro. A gyro? It's like that.
Yeah. Like you go to Europe and they got like this- Oh, the big land.
Oh, fuck you. Those are so good, bro.
Bro, when they take the pita and they like soak up the fucking juices. Bro.
And then they serve what's called frites with the donor kebabs. The potatoes? They're double fried fries.
Oh, bro. Bro, Belgium has the best French fries.
No fucking question. Yeah? Yeah.
And they serve them on called frites with the with the potatoes they're double fried fries bro

belgium has the best french fries no fucking question yeah yeah and they serve them on the street they're called frites they're double fried french fries they are the fucking best thing that you ever eat and then you get a donor kebab with it you're doing good you're all right yeah it's a good day is there a good restaurant here that has them barracks where's that uh it's vivo mill of course it's Lee May

it's like Belleville area

of course it's limay okay of course limay yeah yeah well good food's good food right man it is it is i was just curious yeah all right no listen we get cultural here what kind of food you guys eat okay no see sean what do you guys got over in india bro can we go there real quick i do have a serious cultural question yeah all right because i was watching this video the other day of this guy like you know india's famous for like the street vendors right i think all they're famous for famous for a lot stopping fans with tongues um but like this dude was making like this little street food but it just looked like all spices that was going in there like it was just like a bunch of like sauces like there was no bro that's that's why they all shit in the street it's all spices bro it's not it's not that they don't have a place to shit it's they can't hold it you gotta go yeah Yeah, man. Fuck, it is what it is.
Everybody gets it because the food's so spicy. That's right.
All your Indian audience base is so angry right now. No, they're not.
No, they aren't. They're like, yeah, that's right.
Yeah. Bro, here's one thing I know about the Indian audience audience base they got senses of humor oh that's right yeah indians by you can make fun of indians they fucking love it absolutely they make fun of you back too though absolutely yeah and then steal your credit card information no man no they don't that's americans bro indians are trustworthy people bro they're intelligent trustworthy people

it doesn't matter they in the street

with their hand it's all right you use toilet paper don't you

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Business.

Yeah.

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And shitting in the street.

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With that being said, let's get to our first set of headlines uh headline number one uh so um jimmy carter died yeah i saw that right finally am i i'll say it finally yeah i wouldn't i wouldn't want to live that out fuck bro did you see him how would you want like bro you want? Like, bro, look, dude, this is something I don't understand about people.

Yeah.

It's like people make all these sacrifices to try and do like, have you ever seen that

documentary on that dude that spends all that shit trying to live longer?

What's his name?

Brandon?

Is it Brandon Johnson or something like that?

He takes like a legit 120 pills in a day.

Yeah.

But he also does like, like his whole day is consumed with it, right?

His whole house is set up for it.

Yeah.

And that's fine.

I get it. like a legit 120 pills in a day yeah but he also does like like his whole day is consumed with it right his whole house is set up for it yeah and that's fine i get you're into it and whatever you're into whatever makes you happy i'm not gonna fucking dog you out on it but here's the thing that i think about when i see that it's like bro why would you put in all this work i mean it's one thing to like put in all this work and be healthy as long as you can right but then after there's a point of like return like you get to be like 80 and shit just gets fucked up you know maybe it's 90 and then you spend like like you're doing all this shit so you get extra 20 years of laying in a fucking you know being in a decrepit Breaking body.
Yeah,'t that's not for me man it's not for me yeah like i don't i don't i want to hit the sweet spot i want to have like the good 40 years of fucking badass shit and then maybe 50 yeah and then you know i just go away yeah you know what i'm saying like i've had enough everybody shit by then yeah dude i don't i don't i don't i do think i do think that we are drastically uh limited in our lifespan intentionally yeah by the powers that be in terms of uh well there's food and all that other shit food chemicals airborne fucking uh shit they put in the air like i i think i think our true lifespan is much longer than what we've been told. Well, but here's another thing, though.
I mean, with that being said, with all the new advancements in technology and medicine and stuff, there was this crazy fact I saw the other day that said the next human that will live to like 150 has already been born. Oh, yeah.
I believe I mean, like that's, you know what I'm saying? Like, dude, we were talking about that with Zoltan from Five Finger about how, like right now, you just want to stay as healthy as you can because technology is increasing so fast right now that as long as you're healthy now for like the next 10 years, you're going to live for a much longer time. Now you might need a couple of hip replacements and knee replacements and some shit like that, but I mean, it's definitely possible.
Yeah. Well, fuck dude, I have my shoulder replaced.
It's better than the other one. Is it? Fuck yeah.
No doubt. Yeah, but so yeah, Jimmy Carter died and you know, that was obviously they just did a state funeral and a lot of people were there.
Al Gore, yeah, Jimmy Carter died. And, you know, that was obviously they just did a state funeral.
And a lot of people were there.

Al Gore, Obama.

I mean, pretty much a lot of people.

Trudeau was even there.

I mean, a lot of heads of state. That's a typical thing to do for when the head of state passes away like that, whether they're in office or out of office.

The governor of North, North Dakota.

Governor of New Canada. Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, they were all there.
Biden, of course, was there. But I think Biden may have thought it was his funeral.
Because he was lost. He was lost for a minute.
And then in typical Joe Biden. Is that fucking Slick Willie behind him there? That, that's Slick Willie.
He's still a likable dude.

It's hard to not like him. I know because he's so slick.
Because he was just that dude.

Yeah, he was that dude.

He's definitely a piece of shit.

His wife sucks.

What the fuck, bro? He knows that more than anybody.

Think what he's got to deal

with. He's got to look at that little fucking twerp

walking around her fucking house with her little

emperor outfits on, probably barking orders and shit. He has to help her pick them out.
There's got to look at that little fucking twerp walking around her fucking house with her little emperor outfits on, probably barking

orders and shit. He has to help

her pick them out. Bro, there's no way.

There's no way they have a functional relationship.

No, there's not possible. There's no way.

There's no fucking way she's

an intolerable human.

And he's got mad game.

You know what I'm saying? There's no way.

It's Mrs. Steal, your girl.

Yeah.

And then typical Joe Biden fashion. He fell asleep.
Why do they keep bringing him out, Joe? Yeah, man. Like, at what point? All right, at what point? Like, Michelle didn't know.
I'm just glad we're not seeing KJP every fucking five minutes. Yeah, that's true.
Their stupid ass fucking face. I mean, her weird suits.
She got some weird stuff too. But yeah, I mean, this dude went to sleep for legitimately five minutes.
Really? Yeah, I mean, here's a quick video. We'll just go through it a little bit.
That Jesus is talking about. In the time of Jesus, the yoke was a piece of wood used to link two animals together.
And together they would share the load. So no one of them had all the work to do and all the pain to bear.
Bro, come on, man. By using this image, Jesus invites us.
All right, dude, for real, I'm just going to call it how it is.

Yeah.

All right?

Nobody wants to be at a fucking funeral.

Okay, that's fair.

Okay?

Nobody wants to be at anybody's fucking funeral.

That's fair.

And they all suck.

That's fair.

Okay?

Sitting there for a full mass funeral is the worst fucking thing in the world.

It's not like they're going to wake the fuck up.

It doesn't matter what the fuck we do.

They're dead.

They're in a fucking box.

Yeah.

Let's have a party and get the fuck out of here.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, everybody's waiting to leave.

That's true.

Like, I-

Take a little nappy nap.

Thank you. fuck we do they're dead they're in a fucking box yeah let's have a party and get the fuck out of here you know what i'm saying like everybody's waiting to leave that's true like i take a little nappy nap listen i get it i'm for real dude bro i fell asleep i don't go to weddings or funerals yeah unless it's like a real like if it's a tragedy or something or if it's like somebody that's really close other than that dude i don't do it no i get it i've been to enough yeah i've had enough i get it i get i fell asleep in church once when i was little my grandma slapped the shit out of me yeah yeah couldn't do it now you just sit further away next time but but yeah man you know he fell asleep now while he was sleeping though there was something interesting happening.
You got Trump and Obama chatting it up.

And it looked like it was a little bit more than just a chat.

I don't know.

Did you see the video?

Yeah.

You were able to see it?

I mean, and like, it was weird, right?

Let's just show the video first.

Here's the video. here's the thing.
Like, I mean, it was weird. Like, I don't know how they do it.
Right. Because like, you know, like just a couple of weeks ago or months, I guess, at this point.
But I mean, not long ago, Obama was up on the stage calling trump literally hitler yeah you know and then like they're sitting there so close uh i don't know how i don't know how i don't know how could you do that like could you do that like like sit next to a person chatted up with them knowing that yeah after you win after you after you're the winner it doesn't fucking matter you know i'm saying like what am i gonna do waste my energy hating this person the reality is he's probably gonna get trump in office and prosecute all these fucks yeah so what the fuck does he care he's like dude i listen to trump in his book there's a book he wrote it's called think big and kick ass all right there's a chapter there's a section in there about revenge that he like this guy is like dude if you read any of his shit if you studied him at all he is huge on revenge if his exact quote in the book was something like you know if someone fucks with you you fuck with them 10 times harder so if you think that he's not going to do whatever he needs to do i i don't believe that unless he's part of their cabal yeah okay fucking obama knows that he's in deep shit potentially so he has an interest in being cool and laughing at this dude's jokes and be like, Trump, trump it's all good bro you know what i'm saying so it's interesting what do you what do you think they were talking about i don't know probably how fucking stupid hillary is yeah i hate her too god dude i'm just glad fucking hillary never won fucking bitch like i guarantee you that's what the fuck they're saying and obama's like yeah dog person prosecute me all you want but fuck her yeah right i can see him being like trump's like i'll tell you what melania ain't fucking around look at her face no she's not she's like i'll fucking slit all your throats what have you saying like you know you know when i send you to prison i'll let you still share the room with michelle that's funny now i think he's saying uh i saw a meme today it was pretty funny it said uh it said hey i i searched i searched the internet for michelle's pregnancy photos and obama's saying good luck i mean listen i don't know uh but you know they all the rest of them all look scared they do yeah they do like like mike pence's wife she didn't even want to shake hands them all look scared. They do.
Yeah.

They do.

Like Mike Pence's wife, she didn't even want to shake hands. They look scared.
They did. They did.
Now, they had a, you know, as the internet goes, all these people are fucking professionals and experts. They tried to dissect what was being said between Trump and Obama.
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meeting after Jimmy Carter's funeral dissect what was being said between Trump and Obama. Cryptic conversation between Obama and Trump

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meeting after Jimmy Carter's funeral.

No, he's, hey, let's get the fuck out of here, dude.

Just like I was saying.

Trump's saying, hey, let's get out of here and get a Big Mac.

Yeah, right. I got Diet Cokes waiting.

Yeah, that's right. Fuck, man, I love Diet Cokes.

I got a

Big Mac, some Diet Cokes, and a pack of Marlboros.

You know, Obama's a smoker. Yeah, he smokes Newports.
Yeah. Newports, of course.
Fitting. Yeah.
I wouldn't have. I fucked up by saying Marlboro.
I don't know what I was thinking. Yeah.
That's. You ever smoked in Newport? Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Me too. I smoked a Marlboro too.
Yeah. What's better? Well, I felt safer with the marbles.
I felt the inner rage to steal shit on the newborn. Me too.
Is that what that was? I think I actually did steal some shit. Yeah, I don't know.
It's like you smoked a fucking, like one of those mints they put on your pillow they put on your pillow at the fucking- At the fucking hotel. It's heavy.
Like an Andes. Mm-hmm.
You know? It's like you just lit one of them on fire. It's heavy.
I mean, there's a lot of menthol in those. All right.
So what do they say? But, yeah. So in one interaction, Trump leaned over toward Obama's ear and said, quote, this is skeptical here, right? This is an expert lip reader.
This is speculation. Right.
But they're alleging that he possibly could have said, quote, I've pulled out of that. It's the conditions.
Can you imagine that? Obama laughed and Trump carried on saying, and after I will. At another moment, Obama said to Trump, are you going back to the foy after Trump responded? Call me at the foy after.
Yep. The word foy was unclear to the lip reader, but it could have been that they were arranging a later meeting in the foyer.
Obama also said to Trump, quote, can you just it should be good. Then Trump responded, quote, I can't talk.
We have to find a quiet place. Sometimes this is a matter of importance and we need to do this outside so that we can deal with it.
Certainly today, Obama then nodded and both men said, right. And okay.
Um, so I don't know. It's interesting.
Um, again, that's a expert, allegedly expert lip reader. reader.
But I know who wasn't happy watching that happen. Come queen.
Oh, she was pissed. Was she? Oh bro.
She was pissed. So this is the same, this is the same angle.
This is just zoomed out, but this is Kamala watching this interaction. Check this out.
I'm going to turn this person back here. she is seething you see that face i mean she always looks like that that's true she does she has a little bit of a...
What do they call it? She's always got a scowl. Isn't it RBF? Yeah, she does.
Well, I would too if I was just embarrassed like that. Like, motherfucker, you had no chance of winning.
Everybody hated you before you were even in the race, and then they faked your popularity, and you still couldn't fucking do it. You still got your ass beat a billion dollars yes you are the worst candidate that's ever existed and everybody there knows it everybody here knows it and everybody listening knows it okay there was not a single person that actually believed that you were neck and neck with trump the entire time you spent a billion dollars ended up 20 million dollars in debt and you want to talk about how you're going to be good for the fucking economy like dude you're a dumbass then you were chosen you weren't even voted in you weren't voted in you were chosen because you're supposedly a black woman which you are not and then you spices and then you come in and you are a fucking shitty vp you can't publicly speak you can't do anything without a teleprompter everybody doesn't like you and then you run for president because of the color of your skin like fuck dude you lost in life nothing you've done in your life is because of the quality of the merit of how smart you are or how good you are or how effective you are could you imagine how empty that would feel imagine how empty that would feel like you you have risen to the top quote unquote almost to the very top vice president of the united states and you literally didn't earn a single fucking bit of it think about that she knows that man she knows that dude she knows that i mean cheat and lie and try to steal yes and you still lose yes she's a fucking terrible worthless fucking human that shouldn't even be in that room so she could scowl all she wants you're lucky to even fucking be there everybody else out here has to work for their position in life that's suck dicks for it yeah well some some suck dicks well i'm just saying real talk like how would you feel if your entire life was based upon being chosen for other reasons than your skill or your ability to do something you know what i'm saying your actual yeah bro she's a she's got dude she's got darkness inside of her bro she'll never it never change because, dude, you can't change that.
Yeah. What's already happened? What can she do from here? Can she go up from here? No.
Okay. Okay.
So the pinnacle of her life is that, and it was all based around the color of her skin and not the skill at which she earned or displayed or how effective she was. She's a fucking joke.
Her whole life is a fucking joke. Period.
It's even worse, too, bro. She couldn't run a company.
No. She couldn't run my company.
She couldn't run a single one of them for a day. No.
And what makes it even worse, too, is the way that society is moving into to where that type of mentality was even popular three years ago. There's going to be no place for it.
Like, no place for it. Not broke, because we're getting back to merit-based achievement.
She's going to be homeless. Well, her brother-in-law is worth billions of dollars.
I'm just saying like in society, she will be homeless. Yeah.
She will be society. But dude, we're getting back to the things that matter.
This is why we're launching the MFCEO project again. So I could teach you all these young people what it takes to actually fucking win because it's going to matter.
Okay. It's not going to matter anymore where you were born or what skin color you were.
If you're a minority, what's going to matter is if you fucking do the job so we got to prepare people to do the fucking job regardless of where they come from and what they look like yeah 100 man um so yeah so funeral service went on without a hitch uh there was some interesting stuff that was happening though why does hillary clinton's hair always look like that it looks like have you ever seen space balls no you guys ever seen space balls never there's a fucking the villain and you know how uh in space balls or in star wars the villain is fucking who in star wars i have no idea darth fader oh yeah you don't know darth fader oh he's black so okay yeah he actually is black is james earl jones the fucking villain that's's why you left. Hold on.
The villain in Spaceballs is called Lord Helmet. Google up Lord Helmet from Spaceballs.
Throw it up there next to her. You're right.
I know. That's what she looks like with her fucking helmet hair.
Lord Helmet? Lord Helmet. That's her.
Oh, wait. No, that's Dark Helmet.
Wait, what's Dark Helmet from? Is this the same thing? Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. I could see it.
She got a little Klaus in there, bro. We gotta throw it up there.
Oh, yeah. So the people could see.
Not everybody knows Spaceballs. That? Yeah.
Lord Helmet. Oh, they got Dark Helmet.
that's his name yeah anyway look at her hair man it looks just like that it does fuck man why do you think they make her hair look like that i think they do it intentionally to make it like her makes her head look so huge what you want today uh give me a little elitism. Yeah, for sure.
With a touch of a little uptight tyrant. Look at all those fucking stuffy fucks.
Yeah. That'd be the last place I'd want to be, is around any of them.
Yeah, man, but it went on without a hitch. There was no big deals, no big, big issues.
But there was something weird that also happened outside of the funeral. I'm not sure if you guys saw this, but at his memorial, there was a suspect accused in Capitol Hill's security breach during Trump visit.
When Trump was there, he had been identified as Adrian J. Hinton.
U.S. Capitol Police have identified the man arrested Wednesday after allegedly trying to light a car on fire while President-elect Donald Trump was paying his respects to former President Jimmy Carter, who was lying in state at the Capitol Rotunda in D.C.
Now, he's a Virginia man named Adrian J. Hinton.
He's 35. He's a suspect.
Um, the police announced, uh, on Twitter Thursday morning. Now, apparently, um, he tried to put a flaming bag on top of a car, uh, at the grant

Memorial at 5 30 PM. The bag burned.
It didn't light anything else. Um, and they also called

him and he had a bunch of stuff with him. He had a fucking machete and some switchblades.

Um, just weird stuff, man. I don't know.
know i don't know you got anything else on this though sayonara like fuck these people jimmy carter is the worst president united states besides fucking joe biden yeah he's unremarkable okay they they cause people to lose their fucking homes they cause people to go bankrupt they changed the course of people's lives in a negative way. I have zero sympathy for him fucking passing away I'm not gonna pretend like we lost some American hero that motherfucker was responsible for more economic destruction than almost anybody Except Joe Biden those people don't deserve to be celebrated.
I don't give a fuck if they're president I I don't care if they were nice people. They weren't because they ruined motherfuckers lives.

That's how I feel about it.

That's real, man.

Guys, you jump in on this conversation.

I don't think we should be celebrating any fucking person in this country that has harmed

the people of this country in the interest of self.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, bro.

Like, dude, I think Jimmy Carter should have been cremated, just thrown in a fucking paper bag and thrown in the river. That's what I think.
And then you say, fucking peace out, bitch. You shouldn't have fucked around.
That's what I think. I'm with it.
I'm with it. Yeah.
I don't think that we should celebrate people just because they earned a position in life. Yeah.
We should celebrate them based upon how good they were at it. Were they great at it? Did they make the country better? President Grant made the country better.
This motherfucker rode in on horseback during the Civil War and killed the motherfucking slave owners. His party, the Radical Republicans, which is interesting because they were the ones that freed the fucking slaves they wrote in legitimately physically freed the fucking slaves then he becomes president what what are we talking about that guy you see what i'm saying they want to tear a statue down right exactly yeah okay so i i don't think we should celebrate people that don't do good things and i think that if we only only celebrated presidents that did good things, these motherfuckers, because they're so ego driven, they would do good things.
Like if they knew that their president presidency was rated a fucking C or below that they were going to be put in a paper bag and thrown in the river and laughed at, they'd fucking do a better job because that's what these people care about. They care about their fucking legacy.
They care about their stupid picture in a fucking collage of other people. They care about their library.
They care about that shit, bro. That's what they care about.
So, like, we should leverage what they care about against them to make them do a good job. Yeah.
You know, well, here's another thing, too, that I saw this pop up. I don't know if you've seen this or not, but apparently, and I didn't know this actually, but when a former president dies, there's 30 days of national mourning that happens where all flags are like lowered to half staff, right? And because of when he died, the inauguration is encompassed in that 30 days, right? Now I was seeing some stuff online, you know, people try to, obviously obviously conspiracy theorists the real ones hop on that shit and try to elevate it and make it crazy um but most people are getting on my fucking nerves well my question is though yeah they do they're annoying it's like bro like like when i agree with them i liked them but then they just go too crazy no bro it's not not everything is a fucking conspiracy just most things most things yeah yeah but it did make me think though like it did make me think because like listen like let's be real again like he should have been you know crossed the the life line there right months ago probably years ago it is interesting that like the timing of it like i'm not saying anything about the flags like that's typical right but like i mean maybe i don't know you see what i'm saying like like i mean or these people are disgusting that's what i'm saying like so i mean if we know they're evil and fucked up who's to say they didn't just like crank his fucking oxygen line you know i'm saying to make it happen to where no shit you know i'm what I'm saying? I'm just, listen.
Bro, here's what I'm just saying. Imagine working your whole life and kissing ass and fucking working your chain up and doing all this shit to sit in the fucking room with those motherfuckers.
I'd rather pull every single fucking fingernail and toenail off of me with a pair of pliers and then every single tooth. Yeah.
For real. Fuck in a room with these fucks the only one i'd want to sit in there with is trump yeah that's true i don't know slick willie i might i might do five minutes with slick yeah i i think i think bill clinton could come but your wife can't come bro yeah hillary can't come bill bill clinton can come and drink beers okay smoke a right.
Okay? Smoke a couple weed cigarettes.

You know what I'm saying?

Bill, last time your wife, she tried to own the apartment and shit.

Like, bro, she can't come this time.

Yeah.

I hope you would bring her and I just fucking annihilate her the whole time, bro.

Fuck, man.

The way she talks is just.

Make her watch the fucking movie. What's that? 13 Hours.
What's the movie on Big Hour? Oh, yeah. 13 Hours.
I'd make her watch that. Man, that ain't.
No, bring her. Bring her.
You got a great movie tonight. I'll watch 13 Hours.
Dude, he hates her, too. He has to, bro.
He has to. He just, you know, passed the point of no return.
Yeah. That's what it is.
Yeah, my guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments.
With that being said, let's go cruise some. Shit, dude, we're only on the first topic.
Yeah. Holy shit.
We got to elongate this thing. All right.
Right? Pick it up. We're growers.
Yeah, that's it.

Yeah.

Let's cruise some of these comments.

This first comment comes from at Rego Montes 6324.

He says, Andy and DJ, when I saw this episode, I almost joined the LGBTQ plus community.

Way too excited for two dudes.

Yep. Congratulations.
I mean, I appreciate the comment. Oh, we love it.
It's good. It's a little gay.
Oh, shit, man. All right, yeah.
Next one comes from Miss Jen G. She she says gotta go with andy on this one grass day new balance is all the way i've lived next to a marine corps base and all the retirees and vets that come into my store wear them they are straight up killers they don't give a fuck yeah if you're gonna wear grass day see here's the difference uh people who wear all black fucking air force ones they're trying to look hard people who fucking people who wear grass-stained new balances are so far past that they don't give a fuck the khaki shorts too yeah they will kill you and barbecue you and say it's chicken what you got out there on the grill today dad oh this is gigantic gigantic chicken yeah that's it where did those shoes come from I was trying out some new ones I don't know man I think it's still up for debate bro I don't know no debate we'll see this last one this last one comes from at fapping two charts fapping two charts 79 for DJ talking shit about the Cowboys, I'm going to give it back and say he'd suck a dick for a great first-form energy in barbecue ribs or fried chicken.
Love you, DJ. Believe America's team alone, even if they haven't been good since the Emmitt Smith days.
We dead boys boys. All right.
Okay. You got me.
All right. I mean, I do happen to have one of those great energy drinks right here.
Hey, man, it is what it is. Guys, we appreciate you for being real-ass fans.
Thank you guys for liking and commenting. Make sure you guys are so sad.
That was a little racist, that he said. It was fine.

A little racist. No, it's fine.

Fried chicken.

I mean, listen.

I like fried chicken.

You know how those homosexuals are, bro.

They get hot quick.

They just start saying some crazy-ass shit.

Yeah, that's right.

They just let it rip, bro.

That's that gay privilege they got.

You piss them off.

Yeah.

They'll say whatever.

It all comes out. Yeah, it don't matter because they got the rainbows force field.
Can't penetrate it. The only thing you can't penetrate.
Shit. Holy shit, man.
Let's keep the crews moving, guys. We got headline number two.
Let's go to Cali got to talk about it obviously it's a big story going on uh yeah california wildfires man it's it's fucking horrible it's crazy i was up uh last night watching it on tv for like four or five hours dude crazy what was crazy was it that new ones just kept popping up yeah isn't that weird dude listen it is weird it's weird i get a weird i i didn't want to make a post about it or anything but like i am getting like super fucking weird like well i think there's some spiritual shit going on bro i don't know it does sort of feel like that it also feels like i don't know like where's going to be the evidence of all Hollywood pedophilia now. You know what I'm saying?

The room's got burned with the cameras in them got burned i'm just saying like the trees are fire these people are not against burning down an entire fucking city and doing well the insane damage to protect themselves that's how cover-ups happen all the fucking time like all the big thing. Look, man, I hate to say that.
Like I know because people are going to get upset because it's a tragedy. But that's the thing.
They don't care about the extra excess loss or damage. They don't care.
To achieve one small little goal, they will fucking burn it all down. Yeah.
And people don't understand that, bro, but we do that shit to other countries on a daily. That's what people don't get.
We do it. They just think, oh, it never happened here.
No, it absolutely does. Yeah.
Yeah. And people don't understand that, bro.
But we do that shit to other countries on a daily.

That's what people don't get.

We do it.

They just think, oh, it never happened here.

No, it absolutely does.

Yeah.

Absolutely does. I don't know what to think, but I know this.

I know tons of people that live in LA.

We used to have an office in LA.

We got a lot of friends in LA.

And it's heartbreaking to see places that I've been and gone and spent real time at just gone yeah it's fucking crazy yeah yeah i mean even the last time we went out there like uh because i saw one of the videos it was like right on i mean i know we joke a lot about it yeah right like i fucking i'm not a big fan on commune yeah for sure bro but like that that's this is terrible no it's a it's a fucked up loss I'm like I mean people real people are being affected. Yeah some people are being affected Yeah, bro, and you know people don't understand that like when you lose your house in a fire, bro You lose all your memories you lose your animals you lose your like just like getting your life erased You lose a computer you lose all your fucking photographs like and there's some fucked up bro Listen the insurance hold on real talk Yeah, do you know why that happened with the State Farm? Inch do you have that in here? I couldn't find so so do you know why they did that no because they use an AI algorithm the actuaries of the insurance company use an AI algorithm to Determine how risky it is and so the AI algorithm knew that they didn't have the resources and they did and he just cut the budget and And yes, and they had problems with getting water and the AI algorithm knew that they didn't have the resources and they just cut the budget.
Oh, shit. Yes, and they had problems with getting water.
And the AI algorithm knew that they were set up for this to happen. And so they fucking canceled all their insurances.
Damn. Days before this.
Hold on. Now, I read that.
Yeah. I didn't vet it, but I read that.
That could be false, but it sounded good. I mean, fuck, it makes sense.
I mean, and we know how much everybody loves to use AI. Because, I mean, that's the thing that it lacks.
It lacks the human, you know what I'm saying, like touch. You know what I'm saying? Oh, dude, it's fucking horrible.
It's wild, man. But let's dive into this because we got some stuff to talk about here.
But people don't realize, you actually lose one of my best friends one of sal's best friends um his house burnt down a number of years ago and uh the girl he was dating i think i think i remember right she flipped a cigarette on his deck started a fire burnt the. Bro, his dad had just passed away

and he had like all these photographs.

Listen, the only thing he was able to fucking salvage

from the house was his dad's casket flag

and like all his pictures, all his fuck,

all of his shit gone, everything.

Like dude, people don't think of it like that.

Like think of someone came through your life

and just erased all the memories you had. That's what a fire does, bro.
Jeez. It's not.
It's really bad. Fuck, man.
It's terrible, bro. I mean, so far, as of right now, there's been at least five deaths as of right now.
I'm sure that number. I mean, Chris, bro, the amount of destruction.
I mean, it's 27,000 acres so far. $50 billion.
Yeah. 57 is what they're, what they're estimating right now.
Obviously celebrities are pretty mad because that's a lot of the areas. A lot of the homes have been these, these big mansions and a lot of celebrities should have been.
Motherfucker. You get what you vote for.
I hate to say that. I hate to say that.
Okay? Nobody deserves what's happening out there, but when you vote for the first fucking anything this or pronouns or fucking all this, this is the argument of the last 15 years. You guys, you celebrities were on TV advocating for these people who then made these decisions to cut resources, steal the money, and let these situations manifest.
Okay? So it's just as much you as it is the people that you are now blaming. You were on TV saying, vote for Gavin Newsom.
Vote for this far leftist. Vote for this progressive.
And those people historically do the same thing that they do to the black communities for the last fucking 60 years hey we're gonna come in we're gonna do all this shit we're gonna get all this funding and then they steal it and nothing happens and the and so this has happened on a wide scale in California and now these people are are pissed because it affects them. You know, like I'm not saying they deserved it because nobody deserves it.
But you fucking vote for stupid shit. This is what you get.
You get unpreparedness. You get lack of resources.
You get. And then when things happen, what happens when there's a fucking major earthquake out there now? You what i'm saying bro they just cut 17 million dollars off the fucking fire department's budget yeah weeks ago yeah just and i'm like then dude it's so much into this man and like obviously like when the goal is not to politicize this there's real people that are that are being like their lives are being destroyed by this, right? You know, but we have

to address the truth and the reality

of the situation and call a spade

a spade. You know, and

when you look and you just start to

unpeel this mess, bro, it's fucking disgusting.

Yeah. It's disgusting.

And think of what they pay in tax in California.

Bro. To get this.

Bro. This is what you get.

This is what the fuck you voted for, bro.

These people have pushed and, you know what I'm saying,

like they cut 17 million from the fire

I don't know. California bro to get this bro this is what you get this is what the fuck you voted for bro these people have pushed and you know i'm saying like they cut 17 million from the fire but yeah let's fund this you know listen this is why this is why we have to return to meritocracy we have to return to voting not because someone has a skin color or someone came from somewhere or what their gender is we have to put people in positions that are competent skilled people that can execute the job and i feel fucking stupid saying that like it feels so common sense it is but you know people get so comfortable they think that those things don't matter and then they vote for you know fucking whoever makes them feel good or that they can brag about well i voted for her because that's the first female male trans fucking you know what i'm saying right like dude okay and now your house burnt down right right so let's unpeel this a little bit right because you know one of the first things that came out was you got the mayor.
Most of this is happening in the city of Los Angeles.

the mayor, Democrat mayor, LA Mayor Karen Bass

she was in Africa when this was going on

Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass spent Tuesday in Africa as part of a taxpayer

funded delegation attending the inauguration

of John Dramani Mahama as Ghana's president. The Democrat was there as her city battled wildfires and thousands of residents fled for their lives.
Now, here's the thing. It's important to know.
It's not you know, happened to be there and then this fire broke out. Here's the thing.
All right. She knew she was well aware that there was a potential for this fire to break out before she even went on that fucking trip.
OK. And we have the timeline to prove it.
All right. On Thursday, January 2nd, the National Weather Service explicitly warned Los Angeles about extreme fire conditions over the next week.
OK. Multiple reports were coming out on January 2nd.
On January 4th, that's when she decided to leave to go attend this inauguration of another country's president. And you're a city mayor.
OK. And that and taxpayers paid for her to do that.
Be very, very clear on that. All right.
Now that next day, emergency preparations, um, for expected fire danger, a danger that was put out by the governor. All right.
On January 6th, she remained in Ghana. Okay.
Um, January 6th, later that evening to the national weather service, they start pushing out stuff saying heads heads up There's a life-threatening, destructive, widespread windstorm As expected Tuesday afternoon to Wednesday Across much of Ventura and L.A. County But she remained in Africa Then the next day, that's when the fires actually started to hit She remained in Africa And then finally, on January 8th Is when you know finally showed up now they were able to catch her coming off this plane all right and i want to show this video for those of you guys who have not seen this um this is literally her she's on the jet bridge while this is happening let's check this clip out do you owe citizens an apology for being absent while their homes were burning? Do you regret cutting the fire department budget

by millions of dollars, Madam Mayor?

Have you nothing to say today?

Have you absolutely nothing to say to the citizens today?

Elon Musk says that you're utterly incompetent.

Are you considering your position?

Madam Mayor, have you absolutely nothing to say

to the citizens today who are dealing with this

Thank you. incompetent are you considering your position madam mayor have you absolutely nothing to say to the citizens today

who are dealing with this disaster

no apology for them

do you think you should have been visiting ghana while this was unfolding

back home?

She's running madam mayor let me ask you just again have you anything to say to the citizens today as you return how long she been mayor just recently a few months yeah okay so first of all you know let's be real about that it's not like she fucking did this okay uh garçon who was the fucking mayor forever is the one that did most of this shit all right secondly she's clearly not good at public relations because all she had to say was hey this is horrible this horrible. This is why I'm on my way back.
Nobody could have predicted this. I'm going to get back and navigate this the best that we can.
And hopefully we can get through it with the least amount of damage as possible. That's all you had to say.
That's it. You know what I'm saying? Or something to the effect of weak leadership.
It has nothing to do with her being a woman. Yes, but dude, my point is, is why did she get voted in? Why did she get voted in? She did not get voted in because she's competent.
She did not get voted in because she's skilled. She did not get voted in because she's experienced.
She got voted in because California is of progressive mindset, and who knows what they do with the elections out there. Okay.
And people vote for things so that they can brag to their friends and say they're not racist instead of saying, no, we need the most effective person. Now they had entrepreneurs and billionaires, people who have built things, people who have done things, running for mayor, and those people didn't win.
And you know why they didn't win? Because they were white fucking men. That's it.
So until we get over this insane shit of we're going to put the first person of this or the first woman this or the first gender this. And by the way, I don't give a fuck if they happen to be those things as long as they're the most skilled, right? All right, that's all that matters.
Yes. I don't look at like oh like no, this is just if you're if she was a fucking trans man fucking Zzer Fucking whatever and she had the most skill.
I'd be like cool. No cool.
Cool. Okay, cool.
Your personal life is your personal life.

You want to do what you want to do.

But that ain't the case.

And that's not the case across the country.

We looked at this shit. We had this shit here with Kim Gardner who let our fucking city burn.

Okay?

We have this in cities across the fucking country where these people who are not qualified to do the job have no history of qualifications have no attributes have no accolades have are in these positions of power and they are literally fucking the entire country up okay and it doesn't matter if they're white or they're black or they're gay or they're straight or they're trans i don't care but we have to get back to meritocracy. Are you qualified? Are you skilled? Are you the best person for the job? Or is your head up your own ass with all these social issues? Because, dude, when the fucking rubber hits the road, people die.
Right. Right.
So, you know, all you motherfuckers, which they don't listen to this show, but that vote on these fucking issues so you could go to brunch and feel like, you know, you're doing something noble. Realize that you're putting your fellow citizens at risk and yourself at risk.
Yes. All these celebrities.
Oh, they're mad because their house burned out. Well, motherfucker, what the fuck have you been preaching for the last 20 years?

That's my question. You know, but I mean, it's a real issue, bro.
It's like, you know, like you said, bro, it doesn't matter where you come from, what you claim to be. Can you do the job? And that's not been the focus of Los Angeles historically.
The focus across the country in most parts of the country. 100%.
In 2023,eles created the dei bureau and promoted black lesbian to weed out bigoted firefighters on the force let's talk about it let's dive into it because being a lesbian and being black has something to do with putting out fucking fires and do you really care if your firefighter is bigoted as long as he comes to your house and squirts the fucking fire out? Right. Fuck.
Like, oh, man, are you a gay firefighter? I don't want you. Have you ever told a racist joke? Well, fuck, dude, don't squirt the fucking hose on my house.
Let the shit burn. Yeah.
What are we doing, man? Check this clip out. So this is Kristen Larson.
She's the first

black battalion chief in Los Angeles. Check this video out.
So I want to reach down and bring you up. And that's kind of something that stuck with me to this day.
Part of that work means speaking up for those who can't. Over the last few years, LAFD has dealt with a fair share of controversy and Larson not afraid to sound the alarm.
I chose to speak out pretty much by myself about the issues of sexism and racism within my department and the need for change. I don't think there's any question that our department is the best at fighting fires.
We do it better than anybody in the world. When it comes to the personnel side, we some issues and they're not insurmountable but they need to be addressed and and fixed um to the best of everybody's ability make sure you don't say anything offensive when you're putting out that fire right make sure you use someone's right pronouns when you're putting out that fire make sure you never you know you never said anything off color or told a weird joke or, you know, I don't know.
We're heterosexual. We put out that fire.
You better not be straight. Fuck, dude.
The world is this dude. Listen, we're seeing look at the headline on their black excellence.
See, that's the kind of shit that is fucking up the world, bro. man it's just excellence are you an excellent person or are you not it's not white excellence it's not black excellence it's not fucking gay excellence it's fucking are you excellent or are you not and this fucking bullshit this identity politics nonsense has fucked the entire world up and now la is fucking in ashes because of it bro and you know what's even what's even crazier is that you go to pride.com they put this article out amid palisades fire los angeles first lgbtq plus fire chief is Proving lesbians it done yeah they burn the shit down the whole fucking town is fucked oh shit come on man dude let's go they don't want you to fucking like i'm gonna walk outside i see the whole city on fucking fire but you know what they're doing a good job yeah great job bro i feel bad for like the fucking real firefighters like how many real fire have you ever seen that clip of um adam carolla talking about how when he was broke he he he joined he wanted to join the fire department yeah it took him seven years to get a fucking interview and while he was there there was a black woman who was in the interview and he asked her he said how long have you been waiting for and she said since wednesday okay that's a problem that's a problem it's crazy man it's crazy we got we cannot we have to lose this fucking shit dude this this we're americans man it doesn't matter if you're black or white or gay or straight we're fucking americans and are you good or are you capable of doing this job or not and if you're not you're still a good person but go over here and do this job you know what i mean yeah bro let's go to cnn real quick though uh because this was an interesting exchange that happened on cnn uh you got jasmine crockett she's a uh crowd favorite um she's uh i think crowd favorite.
She's a congresswoman I think. I'm pretty sure.
She likes to get in these race debates and talk about this. Let's check this clip out.
You might have recalled a news story from last year. There was some interest in the fire departments and the firefighters in California.
The interest was there were too many white men who were firefighters. we need to have a program in California to make sure we don't have enough white men as firefighters.
So we have VEI. So we have VEI.
We have VEI. And yet I'm wondering now if your house is burning down, how much do you care what color the firefighters are? You can respond.
Listen, I am so tired. You know know what there was an article that just came out that said that actually the most educated demographic in this country right now is black women so let let me be clear um because you are a woman or because because I know that some of the right has been sharing these photos of the fact that I believe that the fire chief may be a woman or something that has nothing to to do with it.
We are looking at qualifications. What diversity, equity, and inclusion has always been about is saying, you know what, open this up.
Don't just look at the white men. Open it up and recognize that other people can be qualified.
And the fact that we want to at a time when people are dying. Okay, lady, but here's the fucking problem.
The white men don't even even get a chance anymore so i can understand this 60 years ago when it was the boys club and it was all white dudes doing fucking everything but now we've we've created this scenario where white men don't even get an opportunity anymore because they're white which is racist by definition okay so fucking That argument is 40 years too late yep no that now you got it and um you know i'm so tired of hearing this shit like dude what are we talking about the the only demographic in the history in the fucking country that that has been able to be discriminated against for the last fucking 20 years is white men. They're the only ones that can legally not get a job because they're a white man.
So we're going to fucking still beat this drum about this fucking shit of opportunity? What the fuck are we talking about? Why aren't we talking about that in fucking sports? Why aren't we talking about that in the NFL? Or fucking basketball? I remember they they were talking about it in hockey a couple years ago but how come it's exclusively to white things and not fucking everything right like dude i'm just done with this shit we're americans we're fucking all we should all be judged on the content of our character and what skills we have meritocracy that is it that's it man and anything else is fucking racist by default well bro you know the other thing too that that's that's crazy is like they put these people in these positions and then they pay them exorbitant amounts of money the so the the person that's responsible because like i mean here's one of the things too bro this woman Oh, yeah, bro. Put her on the fucking fire crew.
No, for real. Let her go see what it's about.
Dude, the thing's insane, though. But, like, the thing is.
Hold on. There's more to this clip, right? What else does she say? I'm sure some.
Decide that a country of immigrants is failing or people are dying because the same very people that built this country. because the last time I checked, y'all didn't say that anything was wrong with the White House.
And I can promise you it was my ancestors that built the White House. So listen, if we have been good enough to build this country, we are good enough to serve and die overseas.
We are good enough to serve in other ways. And the fact that people actually decide that they want to engage in public service.

Where are you not serving?

Where are you blocked out of?

Where?

Fucking 50 years ago.

Okay.

60 years ago.

70 years ago.

Okay.

70 years ago.

Okay.

What the fuck are you talking about?

And not only that,

just because you want to do something doesn't mean you can. That's bottom line bro it doesn't matter it doesn't matter bro listen we gotta get back to being judged on the quality of our character and the skill set that we have and we need to apply that skill set to the things that we are capable of doing and we need to be judged on our fucking performance.
That is it. Not the color of your skin, not what your ancestors built, okay? I see people like her saying that black people built fucking Europe.
Okay, so what did white people build? What did we do? Oh, we did nothing. The fuck out of here.
Black people built Rome. Bro, listen.
I'm not going to fucking hear this shit anymore. I'm tired of hearing it.
We built China. I'm tired of hearing it.
Okay? So we don't get any history? We don't get any history? Black people built Rome. Bro, and listen.
That's not racist to stand up and say, what the fuck? Yeah, right. No, that's the thing, man.
But that's how they disguise this shit, man. No, that's racist shit.
It's racist. What she's fucking saying.
It's racist. Yes.
It's racist, man. It's crazy.
But then they put these people in these positions, bro, and they give them exorbitant amounts of money. So one of the things that's also happening in L.A.
right now is that there's a water shortage, right? And the fire hydrants have been run out, right? You know who did that? And the person that's responsible for that. Yeah, he was white.
I think it was a chick, actually. No, it was Gavin Newsom did it.
Well, yeah, he started- To protect this fucking smelt. The fucking salmon.
Endangered fish. Yeah, right.
To protect this fucking endangered fish and let your entire country your entire city burn down yeah bro and the person that's in la county that's responsible that helped with that decision how much that that person makes a year three quarters of a million dollars bro 750 grand a fucking year cost of living that's insane man it, man. It's insane.
Taxpayer money, bro. It's insane, bro.
Now, there's been a lot of other crazy stuff going on. One thing that I thought.
Bro, you feel what I'm saying, though, about that race shit? Oh, bro, it's done. No, I'm just saying, like, shut the fuck up.
It's done. Give me an example of where the fuck you, where can you, where are you blocked out of? Where? Because I can name a bunch of places up until fucking six months ago when they stopped affirmative action that white people are blocked out of.
Nothing happened, bro. But let's throw some more BS here because it was going on Twitter.
I found this guy, Morgan Tingley. tingly let's read his tweet read his tweet you want to read it the insanity of being a fire ecologist in the epicenter of a major fire event bags packed ready to evacuate watching active fire from my window while taking media requests and explaining to the public for the 100th thousandth time how climate change is largely responsible for this you sir are a fucking idiot they got no water they got no staff they got no resources they got fucking but but it's climate change right climate million out.
These people want it to be climate change to push.

They would love their city to burn to push their religion, which is climate.

It's insane, dude.

Not the $17 million that was cut out the budget.

That had nothing to do with it.

Fucking the way they spend it.

What's that going to be?

One fire truck?

Right.

You know what I'm saying?

Like $17 million. These fuckers in California have been milking their citizens look dude here's the reality people in california go with the flow people that's why they fucking live there no one really gives a fuck they're like fuck it i'll if you go to california to talk to someone about the taxes you know what they say they all say the same shit look around dude look at the weather it's a weather tax fuck this is beautiful i get it that's crazy okay but these people don't pay attention to how their money is mis uh appropriated and stolen from them it's crazy because they're they're just go with the flow type people bro they're like fuck it i'll pay it look how beautiful it is and i agree california is a beautiful place but fuck dude these people have been stealing your money for years and years and years and years and years, driving up the cost of property, driving up the cost of living, making it unaffordable to fucking even exist there unless you're making a million bucks a year.
You know what I mean? Bro, it's impossible, bro. People got to fucking wake up, dude.
Morgan. No, he's never going to wake up.
Let's play a game let's play a game so on this fire stuff you know like i said a lot of people been coming out talking about this uh we're gonna play a little game uh it's called who said it okay so we're gonna put a little tweet up and uh i want you to figure out who said this okay here's here's here's the quote we sent over 250 billion dollars to ukraine but we can't get enough water to fight fires in California. I pray for everyone's well-being during this time of difficulty.
Who said that? I mean, it's a rapper. I get a hint? Yeah, it's a rapper.
What kind of rapper? Good one or a bad one? Oh, that's a tough question. Depends on who you're at.
I'll tell you, he probably would wear Black Air Force Ones. 50 Cent? Waka Flocka Flame.
Oh, all right. Waka Flocka.
Waka Flocka. He had some good music back then.
50 Cent was a good guess. That was a decent guess.
That was good. Yeah, he's been chiming.
W Michael Flokka says some real shit. Bro, he's been on the right track.

He's better than that Piles, dude.

Yeah, he's probably...

What the fuck's his name?

Plyse? Plyse?

That guy's a fucking

moron.

That's it.

I don't even know who the fuck that is, bro.

That he is.

He's a fucking idiot.

Yeah, man. That guy should stick to whatever the fuck he does i guess he's a rapper okay go rap maybe yeah i mean he wasn't he wasn't good at that either uh but yeah on top of that 250 biden also just sent 500 million man guys pray for the people of california yeah i mean it's heavy out there and uh do the pigeon bro it's sad as fuck bro it's sad dude california is so mismanaged and it's finally come to a head where it's you know it's ruining like bro you know how long it's going to take to rebuild and fucking revegetate the the area it's a fucking wasteland bro and and i don't know there's it seems like there's more to it dude you know hollywood's been losing steam hollywood's been losing uh clout and trust for so long and people don't give a fuck about the movies they're making because they're making shitty movies now that are all bullshit um it's just interesting that now all of a sudden this is all just going up and i don't know what to think bro honestly yeah yeah guys jump in on this conversation down in the comments let us know what you guys think i mean look at that guy that firefighter bro he looks just fucking he's like looks defeated yeah what the fuck can i even do you can't do anything sucks dude yeah man hey guys let us know down in the comments what you guys should have have never happened they should always be with the the climate and the fucking droughts and the and the way california is how do they not have the best preparation for these types of things that's the thing but like that's when you start peeling back the shit i mean it's hard to say that it wasn't fucking intentional you don't drain fucking reservoirs that fill up your fire brother i agree you know i'm saying again you'm saying? And you look at every place.
It feels intentional to me, too. And I hate to say that, but it just does.
It's the truth. Yeah.
I mean, well, I'm not going to say it's the truth. It feels that way.
It makes too much fucking sense to not be that. And that's been every fucking natural disaster this country has had to deal with.
Maui fires. Yeah.
The shit in Nashville. Like, you look along the lines.
You go back a couple of months and there were some things that were, you know, done at those times that made no sense.

No big deal.

All right.

You want to save some fucking salmon.

Cool.

But then, oh, boom.

Oh, we're not prepared.

Doesn't make sense, man.

Guys, let us know what you guys think down in the comments.

With that being said, let's get to our third and final headline, guys.

We got headline number three.

Trump's got a new nickname

from the left.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

I'm sure it's great.

Yeah.

I'm sure it's hilarious.

They called him everything.

I mean, he's been called damn near everything.

Hitler.

Yeah.

Nazi.

Misogynist.

Yeah.

Rapist.

Racist.

Uh-huh.

Fucking all the is.

You got a new one.

All the isms.

He's all of them.

Bro, this is amazing.

I didn't realize this, but if you put an IST on the end of anything, it just sounds bad.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

Like chickenist.

They've done it all.

He's got a new nickname, bro, with all of his things.

Did you say chickenist?

Zeeshan.

Does that sound bad?

What is a chickenist?

I don't know. That's above my intelligence level.
Is that someone that loves chicken or is that someone that hates chicken well a pianist you know what i'm saying are you are you exclusively chicken are you exclusively no chicken you know what i'm saying i've never met a person who's no chicken at all That That's what I'm saying, a pianist? Yeah, but a penis? A pianist. A pianist? You're a pianist.
I'm a pianist. I'm a pianist.
Yep. Does that mean all? I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.
In your case, it means all. Yeah, right.
Yeah, well, he's got a new nickname with all of his new agendas he's been pushing out.

Let's check his new nickname.

This is coming from NBC.

This is good.

Pressure on China and pure trolling.

Why Trump is pushing an expansionist agenda.

Now he's an expansionist.

What the fuck does that even mean?

I mean, see, they're going to continue to call him Hitler, bro. Is that what it is?

Yeah.

He's trying to expand his empire? Yeah. It's not that.
It's that. Go through the topic and we'll talk about it.
Yeah, dude, it's crazy. I might get off on some fucking tangent.
Yeah, NBC is wildin', bro. So let's check this article out.
So in the final weeks before Donald Trump returns to the White House, the focus of his public remarks has not been about the confirmations of his cabinet picks or on key parts of his campaign agenda like mass deportation or lowering prices. Instead, Trump, who has criticized U.S.
military involvement in other countries, is advocating for America to gain more global territory, including by force if necessary. Call it his annexation agenda.
In recent days, Trump has repeatedly pushed the idea that he will take over Greenland from Denmark, reclaim the Panama Canal after the United States returned it to the Panamanian government decades ago and absorb Canada into the United States. Trump said he is keeping the option of using the military to gain control of Greenland

and the Panama Canal on the table while saying he will exert economic force

to pressure Canada to join the United States.

He also said he wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico and the Denali North America's Talix Peaks.

Now, it's interesting. Whatever.
Okay, he's an expansionist. Got it.

Now, the Greenland situation, I looked a little bit more into this. That's interesting whatever okay he's an expansionist got it now the Greenland situation I looked a little bit more into this that's interesting because also coming from NBC they're saying this Greenlanders are worried to find themselves on Trump's shopping list that's not true it's not true that's total bullshit bro yeah it's not true and that's like I love how they paint this right like as in like that's the majority right there's 56,000 people that live fucking Greenland.
That's it. Yeah.
It's not true. And I love how they paint this, right? As in that's the majority, right? There's 56,000 people that live in fucking Greenland.
That's it. Yeah.
And by the way, most of them want to be a part of America. Most of them do.
Right. Because you know what the alternative is for them? To be a part of Russia and China.
And they know it. So this is a highly misleading fucking headline.
Bro. And what this really has to do with is natural resources and china geographical fucking that's correct yeah that's correct and russia has 60 ice breaking natural resource vessels we have two one of them just burned down right okay so what this is about is this is about the exploration and claiming of the natural resources that uh exist north of the of the border for us all right because if we don't they will and that's what's happening so it becomes a it's not it's not like hey um we want to just have canada and we want to have greenland that's not what it is bro what it is is we have to protect america and the people of canada and greenland from these other places that are geographically on the other side of the world so if you're in greenland or you're in canada would you rather join the united states or would you rather be a part of china right or russia that's what well bro canada is pretty close to joining china of course i mean they're but that's that's what this is about bro it's not just about they're painting it as trump's a fucking land thirsty expansionist like and and dude there's another human being that lived that did these things that they said this same thing about isn't that crazy well i think it's also important to like you said 56 000 citizens are in greenland um but like they're not talking to anybody that are like any actual greenlanders right so i got a clip for you guys this is an actual greenlander let's check this out like if you could tell trump anything what would it be by us by greenland by greenland why do you want trump to buy greenland because we don't want to be colonized by danish government anymore we get ripped every year about our Minimals from Greenland.
Why do you want Trump to buy Greenland? Because we don't want to be colonized by Danish government anymore. We get ripped every year about our minerals from Greenland.
We are the richest nation in the world, and we don't get to use it. Denmark's using us too much.
Do you like America? I love America. But people are too fat over there.
People are what? What did he say? People are what? But people are too friendly over there. Too fat? Too friendly over there? I think he said too fat.
Too fat? People are too friendly over there. He said fat.
The motherfucker's fat, too. What the fuck you talking about, bro? You fit right in, bro.
Yeah. Fuck you, fat ass.
No, he sent Donald Trump Jr. No jr no he sent don jr up there but like people they had a very good reception bro loved him yeah you know this look man this is this is about setting up our side of the world not canada not greenland but our side of the world humans to keep from becoming their side of the world that's what this is about look dude he's uniting the west what if we pay for it already bro no shit I mean shit but I do like that he's straight up like did you see the fucking tweet that Elon said to fucking Trudeau? Where he's like, girlie.
He said, girl, you're not even the governor of America anymore. Bro.
Oh, man. That's great.
What a time to be alive. It's weird times.
Yeah. It's weird and interesting times.
I just wanted to throw that in and see what you thought about that. Guys, there's no doubt in the comments.
I think Trump knows exactly what the fuck he's doing. And I do.
I think you should let him do it. I think there's going to be.
I'm just going to say this on the show because I do want to say this. But I think there's going to be a major announcement about Ukraine in the next year or so that people are going to get fucking pissed about.
Oh, I know what you're talking about. Yeah.
Yeah. They'll be there.
Yeah. that's right they'll have no choice and that was the plan all along i agree and people when it happens people are going to be like what the fuck and we should say it i mean marketing history you know i think they're going to name it the new israel israel be the new ukraine that's that's what i personally think show.
It is speculation. You heard it here first.
Yeah. Guys.
We'll see. We'll see.
You'll see. Guys, with that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show.
As always, guys, we've got Thumbs Up or Dumb as Fuck. That's where we bring a headline in.
We talk about it. We get one of those two options.
So with that being our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads we're in love so we implanted magnets under our skin that connect when we touch the fuck is wrong with you guys there should be a natural sort of like purge that if do stuff like this it's just gone bro listen i really think this i really think what we should you see you and i we think alike all right z sean's smart yeah minus a couple million dollars huh that's okay we're gonna get there we're gonna get you there i'm gonna get all you there because we're gonna the best show in fucking world because the people listening to the show are gonna make us number one and they're gonna make sure that Zeeshan's got a couple million bucks. All right? Aren't you guys? All right? So here's- I dropped my GoFundMe for electricity also.
They're all gonna shop at year 7-Eleven. Yeah.
So listen, bro.

Here's the plan.

We give everybody an IQ test.

Okay.

And if you're below.

What's the number?

70?

If you're below 80.

Oh, that's okay.

All right.

You go to California.

Wait.

Wait.

That already happened. They're already happened.

They're already there.

All right, look.

New plan.

Okay, new plan.

Scratch that one.

Greenland?

No, we want Greenland.

Greenland's coming.

Canada?

I don't know.

Anyway. Ukraine? There we go.
So we move them there before the other move. Because you know if you do it after, they're going to be pissed.
You know what, man? I think I'm just going to move to Vail. Yeah.
I was talking to our buddy out there, Matt. Yeah, Matt.
Yeah. Who owns Mountain Standard, which, by the way, best clam chowder on earth.
I will never fucking ever come off of that statement. I mean.
Okay. It was pretty fucking good.
But he told me, he's like, so why are you going home? And I'm like, because I got shit to do. He's like, you know, I came up here 17 years ago, man.
I never went home. I was like, fuck.
Bro, you were standing right there. And I was like, the light went off in my head.
I'm like, do I have to go home? Yeah, man. It was good.
It was a good time. Bro, so I just feel like he's got the right idea like just stop giving a fuck bro and just go up there and enjoy your life and make the best fucking clam chowder man like i'm trying to bring up all these young bucks teach them all this shit they're putting magnets i could just be fucking eating clam chowder bro minding my own business i would too i'd eat that every day bro it's some good shit mean, we almost ate it.
I ordered three bowls of it that one time we were there. Ordered three, yeah.
Two bowls and then one with dinner. And these were not like massive bowls.
No, I mean, but if they were, I still would have ate them. They were amazing.
So anyway, let's see what these fucking geniuses did. This is from New York Post.
They took their attraction to the next level.

Body modification enthusiast.

Oh, God.

What?

What?

What do you picture?

What do you picture?

Yes, it is exactly that.

It's like one of the people with the fucking tattooed lizard face

and fucking cuts in their tongue and shit.

They're not that bad. No, they're not that bad.

No, that's not that bad.

They look pretty normal comparatively.

All right, let's hear it.

Body modification enthusiast Sadie Rendell and her fiancee Hannah Hansman.

It should be Hannah Hadman.

Oh, shit.

That was good.

No, that wasn't good.

That was good.

That wasn't good.

You told 30 jokes earlier in the show that were better than that.

Her name's Hannah Hansman.

Okay, keep going.

They took the next step.

He thought that shit was funny.

Who did?

Zeeshan.

I'm laughing because it's bad.

Zeeshan hates you. Okay.
I can't wait till I tell the story of the intervention I had to have with you fucking guys. One day I'm telling the story, bro.
It'll be there. Yeah.
It's fine. These fucking guys.
I had to have an intervention in a little fucking locker room. Pull them together and make sure they didn't kill each other.
Listen, Russia...

Yeah, back on the magnets,

right? India and

Africa, they can have a great

relationship. Alright, here it is.
They took

the next step in their commitment to each other

by getting magnets implanted

beneath their skin that

connect when they touch.

Where are the magnets?

Where are they?

Does it say?

Oh, it says.

There's a video too.

All right, let's see.

Here's the clips, man.

It's actually not that bad.

Here's the clip.

Check it out. That's fucking weird, man.
Why not just hold hands? That's what people that are attracted to each other, they hold hands. Hold hands, yeah.
All right. Whatever, man.
Probably give them a job as a firefighter. Qualifies them.
Yeah, I mean, you know, they can hold the hose better. Hold the hose better.
It's the only hose they're holding. Yeah.
The tire department's got big hoses. Yeah, big hoses.
Yeah. Hmm.
What are we giving this, man? You know what, man? All jokes aside whatever whatever makes you happy yeah i don't give a fuck i really don't i don't give a fuck as long as you this is the whole thing i don't care as long as you're not hurting me or trying to take my fucking rights away i don't care fuck whatever you want to do unless they're kids do do do whatever i don't care yeah but don't demand that you get to be ceo because you're fucking victimized of some sort like motherfucker you either are or you aren't you're good enough or you're not and if you happen to be a body modification specialist and you're the best most qualified person to be fucking the chief of fire department.

Cool.

I don't care.

But can we please get back to that shit?

That's all I'm saying.

You heard it here first, guys.

Live, laugh, love.

Guys, I got nothing.

Yep, that is all I got.

That's all I got, too.

I gave it all.

All right, guys.

Don't be a hoe.

Share the show.

Yeah.

Went from sleeping on the floor.

Now my jewelry box froze.

Fuck a pole.

Fuck a stove.

Counted millions in the cold.

Bad bitch.

Booted slow.

Got her on bankroll.

Can't fold.

Doesn't know.

Headshot.

Case closed.

Closed.