826. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Chats with Obama at Jimmy Carter's Funeral, California Wildfires & United States Buying Greenland?

Speaker 1 Yeah, went from sleeping on the floor. Now my druid box froze.
Fuck a bowl, fuck a stove. Counted millions in a cold.
Bad bitch, booted swole. Got her own bank rope.
Can't fold. That's a no.

Speaker 1 Headshot case clothes.

Speaker 1 What is up, guys? It's Andy Prisela, and this is the show for the realist. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society.
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Speaker 1 Today, we have Andy and DJ Cruise the motherfucking internet that's what we're gonna do that's what CTI stands for stands for cruise the internet that's where we put topics of the day up here on the screen we speculate on what's true and what's not true and then we talk about how we the people have to solve these problems going on in the world now throughout the week we're gonna have shows within the show all right we're gonna have q a f that's where you could submit questions and we give you answers now you can submit your questions a couple different ways the first way is guys email these questions into askandy at andyforsella.com or you go on youtube on the q a f episodes, drop your question in the comments.

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Speaker 1 don't be a hoe show the show all right what's up dude what's going on man nothing yeah What's up with you? Oh, you know, lubricating the lips. Lubricating the lips.

Speaker 1 Man, that shit gets addicting.

Speaker 1 We were up in Colorado, bro. I went through like two tubes of fucking fucking chapstick.
I didn't use that shit here. It's different up there.
No, man, it's different up there, bro.

Speaker 1 My beard was falling out.

Speaker 1 Your beard was falling out? Yeah. Really? Yeah.
No, it wasn't. No, no, like legit.
Like, I could comb and just shit was just going out. Really?

Speaker 1 Like, it was. I was wondering what all those pubes were coming from.
Finding all over the house and shit.

Speaker 1 No, I got you. That was your beard hair, huh? Yeah, I got to keep it oiled, you know? I got a little bit of air.
I've been using some beard bomb for about the last six months. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And I don't normally,

Speaker 1 I'm going to have to find the name of it because it is, it's some, I can't remember the name off the top of my head. Yeah.
But fuck, dude, it's good.

Speaker 1 Well, they name that shit like, like, you know, the people that drink those IPA beers. Yeah, for sure.
It's definitely some hippie-ass,

Speaker 1 weirdo, you know,

Speaker 1 fucking Colorado shit. Moose fat.
Yeah, right. But I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what. It's damn good.
IPAs can be kind of good. I like it.

Speaker 1 You know, dude, when we were up in Colorado, bro, I love the beers. Yeah, that mountain.

Speaker 1 Mountain Lager. Yeah.
That was good. You know, so it's like, bro, we didn't even have a bad meal there.
We didn't have a bad meal, a bad drink. We didn't have a bad day.
Not a bad day. I'm thinking.

Speaker 1 The yard sale was pretty bad. My shoulder was good.
You're fine. Don't be a pussy.

Speaker 1 I'm thinking to open up a remote office up there in Vale, bro. I'm not kidding, bro.
I'm going to fucking go up there.

Speaker 1 You guys are going to come too. We're going to record the show once a day, and then we're going to go ski and fucking snowboard and snowmobile.
How's that sound? You guys in?

Speaker 1 No, I'm down. No, I can replace you all.
I'm no, I'm there. All right.
Fuck these guys.

Speaker 1 And then we'll build a little first-form gym, right?

Speaker 1 We'll get everybody little houses and for their families. It'd be fucking great, dude.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 You in, Joe? All right.

Speaker 1 Joe, why you got your hood on? It's cold in here.

Speaker 1 He's got his black Air Force Ones on. You better be careful.

Speaker 1 Bro, I'm serious. Somewhere we are making a remote

Speaker 1 studio.

Speaker 1 You guys tell us where it should be. I actually think Vay will be a terrible spot because no one's going to fucking fly there.
Well, you've got bad receptions. I know too.

Speaker 1 I've been looking in Austin and Nashville. Austin and Nashville would be sick.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Spend the winters down in Austin when it's like somewhat warm. Yeah.
Fucking,

Speaker 1 you know, go out on the fucking boat.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? How close are you? I got Lake Austin there. Okay, I was in the water.
And then Lake Dragwater. Some of the coolest lakes ever.
No shit. Yeah.
Huh. Yeah, I like to swim.

Speaker 1 But Austin is very, it's getting liberal and stuff. Is it? Yeah, but I think that's shit's over.
We're gonna make fun of them. Yeah, we're past that bump, you know? Get the fuck out of here.
What?

Speaker 1 I'm talking to them. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we're past that little bump.

Speaker 1 All right. Yeah, man.
Anyway, let's do it. Remote studio coming soon.
No more winters in Missouri. Pick the location.
If it's going to be cold, we're going to go skiing.

Speaker 1 Well, my only thing with the cold, bro, as long as it's doing something. Dude, I just don't like the gray.

Speaker 1 You know, I don't, i don't like the cold does not bother me but it was sunny in colorado yeah it was 20 degrees everybody's outside chilling yeah it was fine

Speaker 1 drinking their mountain moose fat bro real talk if i could stay in shape and feel good about myself and like wake up every day and drink beer outside on a cold patio like up in colorado that would be my life it'd be pretty sweet but i would be fat as

Speaker 1 It wouldn't be good. Yeah.
It'd be good, but not good.

Speaker 1 Yeah. No, I get it.
All right. Sweet, man.
Well, let's get into it, guys. We've got a lot of stuff to cover.
We're going to go to China first before we even get to the stuff. We're going to China.

Speaker 1 We've got to go to China.

Speaker 1 We're not having a remote studio in China, bro. No, no, no, not China.
No, no, that would not be good. They fucking hate black people there.
Bro, they do. They hate them.

Speaker 1 I think they hate them most in Japan. Listen, I mean, like, I get it.
You know.

Speaker 1 I mean, no, not like that. Like, I mean, I understand.
There's cultural differences, man. Yeah.
You know, I get it.

Speaker 1 But got going to chat. Dude, I just thought this was interesting.
So this is like making like big headlines right now. This is what's happening at the moment.

Speaker 1 China is now reporting five cases of impox. Monkey pox? Monkey pox.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Didn't they already try this?

Speaker 1 Well, but hold on.

Speaker 1 So this is like a brand new thing for China. China didn't have it.
And now they got five new cases. All right.
Now, the articles they've been going around they've been trying to downsize this right

Speaker 1 and uh china said on thursday uh that it recorded five cases of a new impox strain uh but that the outbreak has been effectively handled okay now

Speaker 1 how does impox spread right because the article tries to downsize it spread through gay sex

Speaker 1 oh no

Speaker 1 that's it

Speaker 1 doesn't it that's how you got it

Speaker 1 no it's real. World Health Organization and Monkey Pox, public health advice for gay, bisexual, and other men who have sex with men.
It's a like it's kind of wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 1 Read this: monkeypox, public health advice for gay, bisexual, and other men who have sex with men. Those are gay men.

Speaker 1 You don't get to have sex with a man and not say you're gay. Yeah, that's fucking gay.
Yeah, I mean, you are,

Speaker 1 you are, you are gay.

Speaker 1 But no, I just thought this is like, I could just picture, like, you know, the Chinese politicians and health doctors, right? They see the first case pop up.

Speaker 1 It wasn't me.

Speaker 1 Oh, no.

Speaker 1 It wasn't me. I don't know how I got it.

Speaker 1 Must be a new airborne version. And I love, too, though, like, if you read the article, they say that

Speaker 1 the outbreak has been.

Speaker 1 jumped from his butt to the bottom. Yeah, right, right.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I fucking saw it, dude. But the outbreak has been effectively handled.
I wonder how they killed those people, bro. Yeah, they did.
They fucking chopped all their heads off.

Speaker 1 No more outbreak.

Speaker 1 Oh, fuck, dude. Why do they allow us to podcast? I don't know, man.
I just, you know.

Speaker 1 I love the new era we're moving into. Hey, man, it's awesome.
I'm just saying, man. Like, you know,

Speaker 1 wow. That's how those guys got monkey pockets.
I definitely had monkey pockets.

Speaker 1 Those guys got it. He's got it.
Bro, it's just, I just love it. Like, you know, what would you do? Google fucking Asian people, Asian people.

Speaker 1 You do not want to check my search history. Okay.

Speaker 1 Putting these fucking shows together, it gets crazy. It gets weird.
Fuck, dude.

Speaker 1 But, man, I just thought that was hilarious. It's like Thursday morning, 9 a.m., five new strains.
Thursday morning, 9.10. It's been effectively handled.
They fucking cleared it out. So I don't know.

Speaker 1 I just thought that was interesting, man. Guys, we got a lot of stuff to cover.

Speaker 1 That's the show.

Speaker 1 Monkey Box will get you. It'll get you, man.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. Fuck, dude.
Yeah, I got a lot of stuff to cover, man. But, guys, I don't know how I got the monkey box.

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 Mr. DJ, you've got the clap.
How'd you get it?

Speaker 1 I don't know. I have no idea.

Speaker 1 Fuck, dude.

Speaker 1 All right. You have to stay.
Time to start the show.

Speaker 1 Hey,

Speaker 1 what do Chinese people do during an erection? I don't know. They vote.
What?

Speaker 1 It is the erection.

Speaker 1 All right, that's enough. Sorry, guys.
Listen, I love Chinese food. It's all good.

Speaker 1 Stir-fried fucking kitten.

Speaker 1 I love it too, bro.

Speaker 1 You like Chinese food, you motherfuckers? Who likes Chinese food in here? All right, all of us.

Speaker 1 It's okay. What do you like better?

Speaker 1 Pretty much, is it like down on the list? Bakuava.

Speaker 1 Do you like Bosnian food? Is that your favorite? No, probably Italian. Hey, what was the thing? I got a question.
Italian food. Good Italian food is fucking hard to beat.
What was the thing?

Speaker 1 Did you see Delilah's post on New Year's? The Bosnian food? It was like sandwiches and like all kinds of shit. No, I didn't see them.

Speaker 1 Is there like some sort of custom Bosnian thing that they do on New Year's with the food? No, it's probably just a celebration.

Speaker 1 Oh, I know, but like, is it like, do they do just all hot dogs or what do they do?

Speaker 1 I mean, they got a special sandwich or something? What's like the state sandwich?

Speaker 1 What's the if you were to say, yeah, like what's the national food

Speaker 1 of Bosnia? Bosnian type food? I would probably say like a

Speaker 1 donor a who a donor yeah it's like a kebab yeah yeah kebab a donor it's like a Euro

Speaker 1 a gyro it's like that yeah like you go to Europe and they got like this all the big land oh fuck you those are so good bro bro and they take the pita and they like soak up the fucking juices bro and then they serve and then they serve what's called frites with the with donors

Speaker 1 they're double fried fries bro belgium has the best french fries no fucking question yeah yeah and they serve them on the street they're called frites. They're double fried french fries.

Speaker 1 They are the fucking best thing that you ever eat. And then you get a donor kebab with it.

Speaker 1 You're doing good. You're right.
Yeah. It's a good day.
Is there a good restaurant here that has them? Bericks. Where's that?

Speaker 1 Vivo Mill. What's this? It's LeMay in.

Speaker 1 Of course it's LeMay. It's like Melville are in.
Okay. Of course, LeMay.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 good food's good food, bro. Hey, man, it is.
It is. I was just curious.
Yeah. All right.
No, listen, we get cultural here. What kind of food do you guys eat?

Speaker 1 Okay, no, go ahead. Seeshot, what do you guys got over here in India, bro? Can we go there real quick? I do have a serious cultural question.

Speaker 1 All right, because I was watching this video the other day of this guy.

Speaker 1 India is famous for the street vendors, right? They ate all they're famous for. Famous for a lot.
Stopping fans with tongues.

Speaker 1 But like this dude was making like this little street food.

Speaker 1 But it just looked like all spices that was going in there. Like it was just like a bunch of like sauces.
Like there was no... Bro,

Speaker 1 that's why they all shit in the street.

Speaker 1 It's all spices.

Speaker 1 It's not that they don't have a place to shit. It's they can't hold it.

Speaker 1 Bro. You gotta go.
Yeah, man. Fuck, it is what it is.
Everybody gets it because the food's so spicy. That's right.

Speaker 2 All your Indian

Speaker 2 audience base is so angry right now.

Speaker 1 No, they're not. No, they are.
They're like, yeah, that's right. Yeah.
Bro, here's one thing I know about the Indian audience base. They got senses of humor.
Oh, that's right. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Indians might have. You can make fun of Indians.
They fucking love it. Absolutely.
They make fun of you back, too, though. Absolutely.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then steal your credit card information.

Speaker 1 No, man. No, they don't.
That's Americans, bro.

Speaker 1 Indians are trustworthy people, bro. They're intelligent, trustworthy people.
It doesn't matter if they shit in the street.

Speaker 1 With their hand.

Speaker 1 It's all right. You use toilet paper, don't you?

Speaker 2 Not saying that information.

Speaker 1 Oh, fuck.

Speaker 1 It's like, crumple or fold.

Speaker 1 I'll make the word record for.

Speaker 2 I'll make the world record for folding the toilet paper.

Speaker 1 I know that motherfucker folds. He does it perfect.
I guarantee it. He's a fucking origami.

Speaker 1 That's how I started in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 Oh, never mind. I was going to say paper airplanes.

Speaker 1 That was my past. He's not Arab, bro.

Speaker 1 All right, man. All right.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so we're canceled.

Speaker 1 That's it.

Speaker 2 Now that we have all the racism out of the way, I'll just start the show.

Speaker 1 Yes. Oh, man.
Guys, it's a hot one today.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 fuck, dude.

Speaker 1 What the fuck are we doing?

Speaker 1 I used to talk about like how to make money, business, like smart

Speaker 1 business decisions. Now we're talking about poop.
And shitting in the street.

Speaker 1 Look at our range.

Speaker 2 Gay Chinese people, the shitting on the street in India.

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This shows me. Buy my course.
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Speaker 1 All right, let's do a show. Otherwise, everybody's going to quit listening.
Let's do it.

Speaker 1 Guys, you know how this works, man. If you want to see any of these articles, these pictures, links, videos, go to andyfosella.com.
You guys can check them. I'll link there for you.

Speaker 1 With that being said, let's get to our first set of headlines. Headline number one.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 Jimmy Carter died. Yeah, I saw that.
All right. Finally.

Speaker 1 I'll say it. Finally.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't want to live that out. Fuck, bro.
Did you see him? How would you want, like, bro? You look, dude, this is something I don't understand about people. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's like people make all these sacrifices to try and do, like, have you ever seen that documentary on that dude that spends all that shit trying to like live longer? What's his name,

Speaker 1 Brandon? Is it Brandon Johnson or something like that?

Speaker 2 He takes like a legit 120 pills in a day.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but he also does like

Speaker 1 his whole day is consumed with it, right?

Speaker 1 His whole house is set up for it. Yeah, and that's fine.
I get you're into it. And whatever you're into, whatever makes you happy, I'm not going to fucking doggy out on it.

Speaker 1 But here's the thing that I think about when I see that. It's like, bro,

Speaker 1 why would you put in all this work? I mean, it's one thing to like put in all this work and be healthy as long as you can, right?

Speaker 1 But then after, there's a point of like return, like you get to be like 80 and shit just gets fucked up, you know, maybe it's 90. And then you spend like

Speaker 1 you're, you're doing all this shit so you get extra 20 years of laying in a fucking, you know,

Speaker 1 being in a decrepit, breaking body. Yeah, but I don't, that's not for me.

Speaker 1 It's not for me. Yeah.
Like, I don't, I don't, I want to hit the sweet spot. I want to have like the good 40 years of fucking badass shit, maybe 50.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then, you know, I just go away. yeah you know what i'm saying like

Speaker 1 i've had enough everybody by then yeah dude i don't i don't i i don't i do think i do think that we are drastically

Speaker 1 uh limited in our lifespan intentionally yeah by the powers that be in terms of uh

Speaker 1 well there's food and all that other food chemicals airborne fucking uh

Speaker 1 shit they put in the air. Like, I think, I think our true lifespan is much longer than what we've been told.

Speaker 1 well but here's another thing though i mean with that being said you know with all the new advancements in technology and medicine and stuff uh there was this crazy fact i saw the other day that said you know the per uh the next human that will live to like 150 has already been born oh yeah so i mean like that's you know what i'm saying like dude we were talking about that with uh with with zoltan from five finger about how

Speaker 1 like right now you just want to stay as healthy as you can

Speaker 1 because technology is increasing so fast right now that as long as you're healthy now for like the next 10 years, you're going to live for a much longer time.

Speaker 1 Now, you might need a couple of hip replacements and knee replacements and some shit like that. But I mean, it's definitely possible.
Yeah. Well, fuck, dude, I had my shoulder replaced.

Speaker 1 It's better than the other one. Is it? Fuck yeah.

Speaker 1 No doubt. Yeah, but so yeah, Jimmy Carter died.
And, you know, that was obviously they just did a state funeral. And a lot of people were there.
Al Gore,

Speaker 1 Obama.

Speaker 1 I mean, pretty much a lot of people. The Trudeau was even there.
I mean, a lot of heads of state.

Speaker 1 That's a typical thing to do for when a head of state passes away like that, whether they're in office or out of office.

Speaker 1 The governor of North North Dakota. Trudeau.

Speaker 1 Governor of New Canada. Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, they were all there.

Speaker 1 Biden, of course, was there.

Speaker 1 But I think. I think Biden may have thought it was his funeral.
Because like, bro, he was lost. He was lost for a minute.

Speaker 1 And then in typical joe biden is that fucking slick willie behind him there yeah that's slick willie yeah yeah he's still a likable dude it's hard to not like him i know because he's so slick because he was just that dude yeah he was that dude like i mean i mean he's definitely a piece of shit he's definitely a piece of his wife sucks yeah what the fuck bro he knows that more than anybody Think what he's got to deal with.

Speaker 1 He's got to look at that little fucking twerp walking around her fucking house with their little Emperor outfits on, probably barking orders and shit.

Speaker 1 He has to help her pick them out. Bro, there's no way.
There's no way they have a functional relationship. No, that's not bad.
There's no way.

Speaker 1 There's no way. There's no fucking way.
She's an intolerable human. And he's got mad game.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? It's no way. It's Mr.
Still, your girl. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But yeah, in typical Joe Biden fashion, he fell asleep.

Speaker 1 Why do they keep bringing him out? Joe? Yeah, man.

Speaker 1 Like, at what point? All right. At what point? Like, Michelle.
I'm just glad we're not seeing KJP every every fucking five minutes. That's true.
Their stupid ass fucking face.

Speaker 1 I mean, her weird suits. She got some weird stuff, too.
But yeah, I mean, this dude went to sleep for legitimately five minutes. Really? Yeah.
I mean, here's a quick video.

Speaker 1 We'll just go through it a little bit.

Speaker 3 That Jesus is talking about.

Speaker 3 In the time of Jesus, the yoke was a piece of wood

Speaker 3 used to link two animals together.

Speaker 1 And together they would share the load so no one of them had all the work to do and all the pain to bear bro come on man by using this image jesus invites us all right dude for real we're just gonna i'm just gonna call it how it is yeah all right nobody wants to be at a fucking funeral okay that's fair okay nobody wants to be at anybody's fucking funeral that's fair and they all suck

Speaker 1 okay sitting there for a full mass funeral is the worst fucking thing in the world it's not like they're going to wake the fuck up it doesn't matter what the fuck we do. They're dead.

Speaker 1 They're in a fucking box. Let's have a party and get the fuck out of here.
You know what I'm saying? Like, everybody's waiting to leave. That's true.
Like, I take a little nappy nap. Listen, I get it.

Speaker 1 I'm for real, dude. Bro, I fell asleep.
I don't go to weddings or funerals. Yeah.
Unless it's like

Speaker 1 a real, like, if it's a tragedy or something, or if it's like somebody that's really close. Other than that, dude, I don't do it.
No, I get it.

Speaker 1 I've been to enough. I've had enough.
I get it. I get it.
I fell asleep in church once when I was little. My grandma slapped the shit out of me.
Yeah. Yeah.
Couldn't do it.

Speaker 1 Now you just sit further away next time.

Speaker 1 But yeah, man, you know, he fell asleep. Now, while he was sleeping, though, there was something interesting happening.
You got Trump and Obama chatting it up. And

Speaker 1 it looked like it was a little bit more than just a chat. I don't know.
Did you see the video? Did you watch it? You were able to see it? I mean, and like, it was weird, right?

Speaker 1 Let's just show the video first. Here's the video.

Speaker 1 You know, but here's the thing. Like, I mean, it was weird.
Like,

Speaker 1 I don't know how they do it, right?

Speaker 1 Because, like, you know, like just a couple of weeks ago, or months, I guess, at this point, but I mean, not long ago, Obama was up on the stage calling Trump literally Hitler. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You know, and then like they're sitting there so close.

Speaker 1 I don't know how. I don't know how you, I mean, I don't know how.
Could you do that? Like, could you do that? Like, like, sit next to a person, chat it up with them, knowing that. Yeah, after you win,

Speaker 1 after you're the winner, it doesn't fucking matter.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Like, what am I going to do? Waste my energy hating this person? The reality is he's probably going to get in Trump in office and prosecute all these fucks. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So what the fuck does he care? He's,

Speaker 1 dude, I listen, dude.

Speaker 1 Trump in his book, there's a book he wrote. It's called Think Big and Kick Ass.
All right.

Speaker 1 There's a chapter, there's a section in there about revenge.

Speaker 1 Like, this guy is like, dude, if you read any of his shit, if you studied him at all, he is huge on revenge.

Speaker 1 His exact quote in the book was something like, you know,

Speaker 1 if someone fucks with you, you fuck with them 10 times harder. So if you think that,

Speaker 1 he's not going to do whatever he needs to do, I don't believe that. Unless unless he's part of their cabal.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Fucking Obama knows that he's in deep shit potentially. So he has an interest in being cool and laughing at this dude's jokes and be like, Trump, it's all good, bro.
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 So it's interesting.

Speaker 1 What do you think they were talking about?

Speaker 1 I don't know. Probably how fucking stupid Hillary is.
Yeah, I hate her too. God, dude, I'm just glad fucking Hillary never won.
fucking bitch.

Speaker 1 Like, I guarantee you, that's what the fuck they're saying.

Speaker 1 And Obama's like, yeah, dog,

Speaker 1 prosecute me all you want, but fuck her. Yeah, right.
I can see him being like, Trump's like, I'll tell you what, Milani ain't fucking around. Look at her face.
No, she's not.

Speaker 1 She's like, I'll fucking slit all your throats. What if he's saying, like, you know, you know, when I send you to prison, I'll let you still share the room with Michelle.

Speaker 1 Now, I think he's saying, I saw a meme today. It was pretty funny.
It said,

Speaker 1 it said, hey,

Speaker 1 I searched the internet for Michelle's pregnancy photos and Obama saying, good luck.

Speaker 1 I mean, listen, I don't know.

Speaker 1 But, you know,

Speaker 1 the rest of them all look scared. They do.
Yeah. They do.
Like Mike Pence's wife, she didn't even want to shake hands. They look scared.
They did. They did.

Speaker 1 Now, they had a, you know, as the internet goes, all these people are fucking professionals and experts.

Speaker 1 There was a, they tried to dissect what was being said between Trump and Obama.

Speaker 1 Cryptic conversation between Obama and Trump revealed as pair plan meeting after Jimmy Carter's funeral. No, he's get the fuck out of here, dude.
Just like I was saying,

Speaker 1 Trump's saying, hey, let's get out here, get a Big Mac. Yeah, right, right.
I got Diet Cokes waiting. Yeah, that's right.
Fuck, man. I love Diet Cokes.

Speaker 1 I got a Big Mac, some Diet Cokes, and a pack of Marlboros.

Speaker 1 You know, Obama's a smoker. Yeah, he smokes Newports.
Yeah. Yeah, Newports.

Speaker 1 Fitting.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't have. I fucked up by saying Marlboro.
I don't know what I was thinking. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You ever smoked a Newport? Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Me too.
I smoked a Marble, too. Yeah.
What's better? Well, I felt safer with the Marbles.

Speaker 1 I felt they inner rage to steal shit on the Newport. Me too.
Is that what that was?

Speaker 1 I think I actually did steal some shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know, but.

Speaker 1 And uh in one art it's like you smoked a fucking like one of them you know those mints they put on your pillow at the

Speaker 1 at the fucking hotel it's heavy like an andes

Speaker 1 you know it's like you just lit one of them on fire it's heavy it's a lot of menthol in those all right so what do they say but uh yeah so in one interaction trump leaned over toward uh obama's ear and said quote this is skeptical here right this is a expert lip reader this is speculation right uh but they're they're alleging that he possibly could have said, quote, I've pulled out of that.

Speaker 1 It's the conditions. Can you imagine that? Obama laughed, and Trump carried on saying,

Speaker 1 and after, I will.

Speaker 1 At another moment, Obama said to Trump, are you going back to the FOI after?

Speaker 1 Trump responded, call me at the FOIA after, yep. The word FOI was unclear to the lip reader, but it could have been that they were arranging a later meeting in the foyer.

Speaker 1 Obama also said to Trump, quote, can you just, it should be good. Then Trump responded, quote, I can't talk.
We have to find a quiet place.

Speaker 1 Sometimes this is a matter of importance and we need to do this outside so that we can deal with it certainly today. Obama then nodded and both men said, right, and okay.

Speaker 1 So I don't know. It's interesting.

Speaker 1 Again, that's an expert, allegedly expert lip reader.

Speaker 1 But I know who wasn't happy watching that happen.

Speaker 1 Come queen. Oh, she was pissed.
Was she? Oh, bro, she was pissed. So, this is the same, this is the same angle.
This is just zoomed out, but this is Kamala watching this interaction. Check this out,

Speaker 1 she is seething.

Speaker 1 You see that face?

Speaker 1 I mean, she always looks like that. That's true.
She does. She has a little bit of a, what do they call it? She's always got a scowl.
RBF. Yeah, she does.

Speaker 1 Well, I would too if I was just embarrassed like that. Like, motherfucker, you had no chance of winning.
Everybody hated you before you were even in the race. And then they faked your popularity.

Speaker 1 And you still couldn't fucking do it. You still lost it.
Like, you still got your ass beat. A billion dollars.
Yes. You are the worst candidate that's ever existed.
And everybody there knows it.

Speaker 1 Everybody here knows it. And everybody listening knows it.
Okay. There was not a single person that actually believed that you were neck and neck with Trump the entire time.

Speaker 1 You spent a billion dollars, ended up $20 million in debt. And you want to talk about how you're going to be good for the fucking economy? Like, dude.
You're a dumbass.

Speaker 1 Then you were chosen. You weren't even voted in.
You weren't voted in. You were chosen because you're supposedly a black woman which you are not

Speaker 1 and then

Speaker 1 and then you come in and you are a fucking shitty VP you can't publicly speak you can't do anything without a teleprompter everybody doesn't like you

Speaker 1 and then you run for president because of the color of your skin

Speaker 1 like fuck dude you lost in life nothing you've done in your life is because of the quality of the merit of how smart you are or how good you are or how effective you are.

Speaker 1 Could you imagine how empty that would feel?

Speaker 1 Imagine how empty that would feel. Like you, you have risen to the top, quote unquote,

Speaker 1 almost to the very top, vice president of the United States. And you

Speaker 1 literally didn't earn a single fucking bit of it.

Speaker 1 Think about that. She knows that.

Speaker 1 She knows that, dude. She knows that.
And then cheat and lie and try to steal. Yes.
And you still lose. Yes.
She's a fucking terrible, worthless, fucking human that shouldn't even be in that room.

Speaker 1 So she could scowl all she wants. You're lucky to even fucking be there.

Speaker 1 Everybody else out here has to work for their position in life. Not suck dicks for it.
Yeah. Well, some suck dicks for it.
Well, I'm just saying, real talk. Oh, yeah, I get it.

Speaker 1 Like, how would you feel if your entire

Speaker 1 life was based upon being chosen for other reasons than your skill or your ability to do something you know what i'm saying your actual yeah bro she's a blessed

Speaker 1 dude she's got darkness inside of her bro she'll it'll never it'll never change because dude you can't change that yeah what's already happened like this is

Speaker 1 what can she do from here

Speaker 1 Can she go up from here? No, no. Okay.
Okay. So the pinnacle of her life is that is that and it was all based around the color of her skin and not the skill at which

Speaker 1 she earned or displayed or how effective she was she's a joke achieved her whole life is a joke it's even worse too bro she couldn't run she couldn't run a company no she couldn't run my companies she couldn't run a single one of them for a day No, and what makes it even worse too is like this, the

Speaker 1 way that society is moving into to where like, you know, that type of mentality was even popular three years ago. Like, there's going to be no place for it.
Like, no place.

Speaker 1 Not broke, because we're getting back to merit-based

Speaker 1 achievement. She's

Speaker 1 going to be homeless. Like, not like, I mean,

Speaker 1 her brother-in-law is worth like

Speaker 1 billions of dollars. I'm just saying, like, in society, she will be homeless.

Speaker 1 But, dude, we're getting back to the things that matter. This is why we're launching the MFCEO project again.

Speaker 1 So I can teach all these young people what it takes to actually fucking win because it's going to matter.

Speaker 1 Okay. It's not going to matter anymore where you were born or what skin color you were or if you're a minority.
What's going to matter is if you fucking do the job.

Speaker 1 So we got to prepare people to do the fucking job regardless of where they come from or what they look like. Yeah, 100%, man.

Speaker 1 So yeah, so funeral service went on without a hitch.

Speaker 1 There was some interesting stuff that was happening, though. Why does Hillary Clinton's hair always look like that? It looks like, have you ever seen Space Balls? No.
You guys ever seen Space Balls?

Speaker 1 Never. There's a fucking villain and you know how in Space Balls or in Star Wars, the villain is fucking who? In Star Wars? I have no idea.
Darth Vader. Oh, yeah, Darth Vader.

Speaker 1 You don't know Darth Vader? He's black.

Speaker 1 Okay. Yeah, right.
He actually is black. It's James Earl Jones.

Speaker 1 The fucking villain.

Speaker 1 Hold on. The villain in Space Balls is called Lord Helmet.

Speaker 1 Google up Lord Helmet from Space Balls. Throw it up there next to her.

Speaker 1 You're right. I know.
That's what she looks like with her fucking helmet hair. Lord Helmet? Lord Helmet.

Speaker 1 That's her. Oh, wait, no, that's Dark Helmet.
Wait, what's Dark Helmet from?

Speaker 1 Is this the same thing? Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I could see it. She got a little Klaus in her, bro.
We got to throw it up there. Oh, yeah.
So people could see. Not everybody knows Spaceballs.

Speaker 1 That?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Lord Helmet.

Speaker 1 Oh, they got dark helmet. That's his name.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Anyway.

Speaker 1 Look at her hair, man. It looks just like that.
It does.

Speaker 1 Fuck, man. Why do you think they make her hair look like that? I think they do it intentionally.
To make it like her, makes her head look so huge.

Speaker 1 What do you want today? Give me a little elitism.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I want with a touch of a little up, uptide tyrant. Look at all those fucking stuffy fucks.
Yeah. That'd be the last place I'd want to be is around any of them.

Speaker 1 Yeah, man.

Speaker 1 But uh it went on without a hitch there was no big deals no big no big big issues but there was something weird that also happened outside of the funeral i'm not sure if you guys saw this but um at his memorial there was a suspect accused in capitol hill security breach uh during trump visit uh when trump was there he's had been identified as adrian j hinton uh u.s capitol police have identified the man arrested wednesday after allegedly trying to light a car on fire fire while President-elect Donald Trump was paying his respects to former President Jimmy Carter, who was lying in state at the Capitol Rotunda in D.C.

Speaker 1 Now, he's a Virginia man named Adrian J. Hinton.
He's 35. He's a suspect that police announced on Twitter Thursday morning.
Now, apparently,

Speaker 1 he tried to put a flaming bag on top of a car at the Grant Memorial. at 5.30 p.m.
The bag burned. It didn't light anything else.
And they also caught him, and he had a a bunch of stuff with him.

Speaker 1 He had a fucking machete and some switchblades. Um,

Speaker 1 just weird stuff, man. I don't know.
I don't know. You got anything else on this, though?

Speaker 1 Sayonara,

Speaker 1 like fuck these people. Jimmy Carter is the worst president of the United States besides fucking Joe Biden.
Yeah, he's unremarkable. Okay, they caused people to lose their fucking homes.

Speaker 1 They caused people to go bankrupt. They changed the course of people's lives in a negative way.
I have zero sympathy for him fucking passing away.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to pretend like we lost some American hero. That motherfucker was responsible for more economic destruction than almost anybody except Joe Biden.

Speaker 1 Those people don't deserve to be celebrated. I don't give a fuck if they're president.
I don't care if they were nice people. They weren't because they ruined motherfuckers' lives.

Speaker 1 That's how I feel about it. That's real, man.
Guys, as you jump in on this conversation,

Speaker 1 I don't think we should be celebrating any fucking person in this country that has harmed the people of this country in the interest of self.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Yeah, bro. Like, dude, I think Jimmy Carter should have been cremated, thrown in a fucking paper bag, and thrown in the river.
That's what I think.

Speaker 1 And then you say, fucking peace out, bitch. You shouldn't have fucked around.

Speaker 1 That's what I think. I'm with it.

Speaker 1 I'm with it. Yeah,

Speaker 1 I don't think that we should celebrate people just because they earned a position in life.

Speaker 1 We should celebrate them based upon how good they were at it. Were they great at it? Did they make the country better?

Speaker 1 President Grant made the country better. This motherfucker rode in on horseback during the Civil War and killed the motherfucking slave owners.

Speaker 1 His party, the Radical Republicans, which is interesting because they were the ones that freed the fucking slaves. They rode in, legitimately,

Speaker 1 freed the fucking slaves. Then he becomes president.

Speaker 1 What are we talking about that guy?

Speaker 1 You see what I'm saying? No, they want to tear his statue down. Right.
Exactly.

Speaker 1 Okay. So

Speaker 1 I don't think we should celebrate people that don't do good things.

Speaker 1 And I think that if we only celebrated presidents that did good things, these motherfuckers, because they're so ego-driven, they would do good things.

Speaker 1 Like if they knew that their president, presidency was rated a fucking C or below, that they were going to be put in a paper bag and thrown in the river and laughed at, they'd fucking do a better job because that's what these people care about.

Speaker 1 They care about their fucking legacy. They care about their stupid picture in a fucking collage of other people.
They care about their library. They care about that shit, bro.

Speaker 1 That's what they care about. So, like, we should leverage what they care about against them to make them do a good job.
Yep.

Speaker 1 You know, well, here's another thing, too, that I saw this pop up.

Speaker 1 I don't know if you've seen this or not, but

Speaker 1 apparently, and I didn't know this actually, but when a former president dies, there's 30 days of national mourning that happens where all flags are like lowered to half staff. Right.

Speaker 1 And because of when he died, the inauguration is encompassed in that 30 days right now i was seeing some stuff online you know people try to obviously conspiracy theorists the real ones hop on that shit and try to elevate it and make it crazy um but those people are getting on my nerves but my question is though yeah like they're annoying because like bro like like when i agree with him i liked him

Speaker 1 but then they just go too crazy nah bro it's not not everything is a fucking conspiracy just most things most things are yeah yeah but it did make me think though like it did make me think because, like, listen, like, let's be real again, like,

Speaker 1 he should have been, you know, crossed the life line there, right? Months ago, probably years ago.

Speaker 1 It is interesting that, like, the timing of it, like, I'm not saying anything about the flags, like, that's typical, right? But, like,

Speaker 1 I mean, maybe, I don't know. You see what I'm saying? Like, like, I mean, bro, these people are disgusting.
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 Like, so, I mean, if we know they're evil and fucked up, who's to say they didn't just, like, crink his fucking oxygen line, You know what I'm saying? To make it happen to where.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I'm just listening.
Bro, bro.

Speaker 1 Here's what I'm just saying.

Speaker 1 Imagine working your whole life and kissing ass and fucking working your chain up and doing all this shit to sit in the fucking room with those motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 I'd rather pull every single fucking fingernail and toenail off of me with a pair of pliers and then every single tooth. Yeah.
For real. Fuck, bro.
Than to sit in a room with these fucks.

Speaker 1 The only one I'd want to sit in there with is Trump. Yeah, that's true.
I don't know. Slick Willie.
I might do five minutes with Slick. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think Bill Clinton could come. But your wife can't come, bro.
Yeah, Hillary can't come.

Speaker 1 Bill Clinton can come and drink beers. Yeah, right.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Smoke a couple

Speaker 1 weed cigarettes. You know what I'm saying? The last time your wife owned hair.
She tried to own the apartment and shit like, bro, she can't come this time.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I hope he would bring her. I just fucking annihilated her the whole time, bro.

Speaker 1 Fuck, man. The way she talks is just.

Speaker 1 Make her watch the fucking

Speaker 1 movie.

Speaker 1 What's that?

Speaker 1 13 Hours? What's the movie on Bringer? Oh, yeah, 13 Hours. I'd make her watch that.

Speaker 1 Man, that ain't. Oh, Bill, bring her.
Bring her. Got a great movie tonight.
I'll watch 13 Hours. Dude, he hates her, too.
He has to, bro. He has to.
He just, you know. Past the point of no return.

Speaker 1 Yeah. That's what it is.
But yeah, man, guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments.
Uh, with that being said, let's go cruise some dude.

Speaker 1 We're only on the first topic, yeah, holy shit, we gotta elongate this thing, all right, right? Look it up,

Speaker 1 we're growers, yeah, that's it, yeah.

Speaker 1 Uh, let's cruise some of these comments. This first comment comes from uh, at Rego Monty's 6324.
He says, Uh, Andy and DJ, when I saw this episode, I almost joined the LGBTQ plus community.

Speaker 1 Way too excited for two dudes.

Speaker 1 Yep.

Speaker 1 Congratulations.

Speaker 1 I mean, I appreciate the comment. No, we love it.
It's good. It's a little gay.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit, man. All right.
Yeah. Next one comes from

Speaker 1 at Miss Gen G.

Speaker 1 She says, got to go with Andy on this one. Grass day new balances all the way.
I've lived next to a Marine Corps base, and all the retirees and vets that come into my store wear them.

Speaker 1 They are straight up killers. They don't give a fuck.
If you're going to wear grass-stay, new balance. See, here's the difference:

Speaker 1 people who wear all black fucking Air Force Ones, they're trying to look hard.

Speaker 1 People who fucking people who wear grass-stayed new balances are so far past that, they don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 The khaki shorts, too. They will kill you and barbecue you and say it's chicken.

Speaker 1 What you got out there on the grill today, dad? Oh, it's just gigantic chicken. Yeah, that's it.
Yeah. All right.
Where do those shoes come from?

Speaker 1 I was trying out some new ones.

Speaker 1 I don't know, man. I think it's still up for debate, bro.
I don't know. No debate.
We'll see.

Speaker 1 This last one.

Speaker 1 This last one comes from at Fapping2 Charts.

Speaker 1 Fapping to Charts 79.

Speaker 1 For DJ talking shit about the Cowboys, I'm going going to give it back and say he'd suck a dick for grape first form energy and barbecue ribs or fried chicken love you DJ believe America's team alone even if they haven't been good since the Emmett Smith days

Speaker 1 we deb boys all right

Speaker 1 you got me all right I mean I do happen to have

Speaker 1 I do happen to have one of those grape energy drinks right here hey man it is what it is guys we appreciate you for being real ass fans Uh, thank you guys for liking and commenting.

Speaker 1 Make sure you guys are that was a little racist. That what he said, it was a little, it was fine, a little racist

Speaker 1 fried chicken. I mean, listen, I like fried chicken.
You know how those homosexuals are, bro. They get hot quick, you know, they just start saying

Speaker 1 they just let it rip, bro.

Speaker 1 That's that gay privilege they got. You piss them off, yeah, they'll say whatever.
It all comes out, yeah. It don't matter because they got the rainbow's force field,

Speaker 1 bro can't penetrate it

Speaker 1 the only thing you can't penetrate

Speaker 1 holy man let's keep the cruise moving guys we got headline number two uh let's go to cali got to talk about it obviously it's a big story going on

Speaker 1 uh yeah california wildfires man it's it's horrible it's crazy i was up uh last night watching it on tv for like four or five hours dude it's crazy what was crazy was it that new ones just kept popping up.

Speaker 1 Yeah, isn't that weird?

Speaker 1 Dude, listen, it is weird. It's weird.

Speaker 1 I didn't want to make a post about it or anything, but like I am getting like super fucking weird.

Speaker 1 Well, I think there's some spiritual shit going on, bro. I don't know.
It does sort of feel like that.

Speaker 1 It also feels like, I don't know, like, where's going to be the evidence of all this Hollywood pedophilia now?

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 The rooms got burned with the cameras in them got burned i'm just saying like the trees are these people are not against burning down an entire fucking city and doing

Speaker 1 well insane damage to protect themselves that's how cover-ups happen all the fucking time

Speaker 1 like all the time bro like it's always this look man i hate to say that like i know because people are going to get upset because it's a tragedy and and but they don't but that's the thing they don't care about the extra excess loss or damage they don't care to achieve one small little goal yeah they will burn it all down Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And people don't understand that, bro, but we do that shit to other countries on a daily.
That's what people don't get. We do it.
They just think, oh, it never happened here.

Speaker 1 No, it absolutely does. Yeah.
Absolutely. I don't know what to think, but I know this.
I know tons of people that live in L.A. We used to have an office in L.A.

Speaker 1 I got a lot of friends in L.A.

Speaker 1 And it's heartbreaking to see.

Speaker 1 like places that I've been and gone and spent real time at just gone. Yeah.
It's fucking crazy. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, even the last time we went out there, like, uh, because I saw one of the videos, it was like right on the. I mean, I know we joke a lot about it.
Yeah. Right.
Like, I fucking,

Speaker 1 I'm not a big shit on communism. Yeah, for sure, bro.
But, like, that, that's, this is terrible. No, it's, it's, it's a fucked up loss.
Like, I mean, people, real people are being affected. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Innocent people are being affected. Yeah, bro.
And, you know, people don't understand that, like, when you lose your house in a fire, bro, you lose all your memories. You lose your animals.

Speaker 1 You lose your, like, it's like getting your life erased. You lose your computer.
You lose all your fucking photographs. Like, and there's some fucked up.
Bro, listen.

Speaker 1 Hold on, real talk. Yeah.
Do you know why that happened with the state farm? Do you have that in here? I couldn't find it.

Speaker 1 So do you know why they did that? No. Because they use an AI algorithm.
The actuaries of the insurance company use an AI algorithm to determine how risky it is. And so.

Speaker 1 The AI algorithm knew that they didn't have the resources and they just cut the budget. And yes, and they had problems with getting water.

Speaker 1 And the AI algorithm knew that they were like set up for this to happen. And so they fucking canceled all their insurances.
Damn.

Speaker 1 Days before. Hold on.
Now, I read that.

Speaker 1 I didn't vet it, but I read that.

Speaker 1 That could be false, but

Speaker 1 it sounded good. I mean, fuck, it makes sense.
I mean, and we know how much everybody loves to use AI. Because, I mean, that's the thing that it lacks the human, you know what I'm saying, like touch.

Speaker 1 You know, so dude, it's fucking horrible. It's wild, man.

Speaker 1 But let's dive into this because we got some stuff to talk about here but people don't realize like what you actually lose one of my best friends one of sal's best friends um his house burnt down a number of years ago and

Speaker 1 uh the girl he was dating i think i think if i remember right she flipped a cigarette on his deck started a fire burnt the house down bro his dad had just passed away and he had like all these photographs listen the only thing he was able to fucking salvage from the house was his dad's casket flag and like all his pictures, all his fuck all of his shit gone.

Speaker 1 Everything. Like, dude, people don't think of it like that.
Like,

Speaker 1 think of someone came through your life and just erased all the memories you had. That's what a fire does, bro.
Jeez. It's, it's not, it's really bad.
Fuck, man.

Speaker 1 It's, it's terrible, bro. I mean, so far, as of right now, there's been at least five five deaths as of right now.

Speaker 1 I'm sure that number, I mean, because, bro, the amount of destruction, I mean, it's 27,000 acres so far. $50 billion.

Speaker 1 Yeah, 57 is what they're estimating right now.

Speaker 1 Obviously, celebrities are pretty mad because that's a lot of the areas. A lot of the homes have been these big mansions.
And a lot of celebrities should have been 27.

Speaker 1 Motherfucker, you get what you vote for. I hate to say that.
I hate to say that. Okay.
Nobody deserves what's happening out there, but when you vote for the first fucking, you know,

Speaker 1 anything this or

Speaker 1 pronouns or fucking all this, this is the argument of the last 15 years.

Speaker 1 You guys, you celebrities were on TV advocating for these people who then made these decisions to cut resources, steal the money, and let these situations manifest.

Speaker 1 Okay, so it's just as much you as it is the people that you are now blaming. You were on TV saying, vote for Gavin Newsom, vote for this far leftist, vote for this progressive.

Speaker 1 And those people historically do the same thing that they do to the black communities for the last fucking 60 years. Hey, we're going to come in.
We're going to do all this shit.

Speaker 1 We're going to get all this funding.

Speaker 1 And then they steal it and nothing happens.

Speaker 1 And so this has happened on a wide scale in California. And now these people are pissed because it affects them.
You know, like,

Speaker 1 I'm not saying they deserved it because nobody deserves it, but you fucking vote for stupid shit. This is what you get.
You get unpreparedness. You get lack of resources.
You get,

Speaker 1 and then when things happen, what happens when there's a fucking major earthquake out there now?

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Yeah, bro. They just cut $17 million off the fucking fire department's budget weeks ago.
Yeah, just, and like, dude, it's so much into this, man. And like, obviously, like,

Speaker 1 the goal is not to to politicize this. There's real people that are, that are being, like, their lives are being destroyed by this, right?

Speaker 1 You know, but we have to address the truth and the reality of the situation and call a spade a spade.

Speaker 1 You know, and when you look and you just start to unpeel this mess, bro, it's fucking disgusting. Yeah.
It's disgusting. You know, think of what they pay in tax in California

Speaker 1 to get this. Bro, this is what you get.
This is what the fuck you voted for. Knowing what these people have pushed.
And, you know what I'm saying? Like, they cut 17 million from the fire.

Speaker 1 but yeah let's fund this you know this is this is why this is why we have to return to meritocracy we have to return to voting not because someone has a skin color or someone came from somewhere or what their gender is we have to put people in positions

Speaker 1 that are competent skilled people that can execute the job. And I feel fucking stupid saying that.
Like it feels so common sense. It is.

Speaker 1 But, you know, people get so comfortable, they think that those things don't matter. And then they vote for, you know, fucking whoever makes them feel good or that they can brag about.

Speaker 1 I voted for her because that's the first female, male, trans fucking, you know what I'm saying? Right. Like, dude, okay.
And now your house burnt down. Right.

Speaker 1 Right. So let's unpeel this a little bit, right? Because, you know, one of the first things that came out was you got the mayor.
Most of this is happening in the city of Los Angeles.

Speaker 1 The mayor, Democrat mayor, LA Mayor Karen Bass,

Speaker 1 she was in Africa when this was going on.

Speaker 1 Los Angeles mayor Karen Bass spent Tuesday in Africa as part of a taxpayer-funded delegation attending the inauguration of John Dramani Mahama as Ghana's president.

Speaker 1 The Democrat was there as her city battled wildfires and thousands of residents fled for their lives. Now,

Speaker 1 here's the thing. It's important to note, note, all right? It's not like, you know, I mean, it's not like she just, you know, happened to be there and then this fire broke out.

Speaker 1 Here's the thing, all right? She knew, she was well aware that there was a potential for this fire to break out before she even went on that fucking trip. Okay.
And we have the timeline to prove it.

Speaker 1 All right. On Thursday, January 2nd, the National Weather Service explicitly warned Los Angeles about extreme fire conditions over the next week.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Multiple reports were coming out on January 2nd.

Speaker 1 On January 4th, that's when she decided to leave to go attend this inauguration of another country's president, and you're a city mayor.

Speaker 1 And taxpayers paid for her to do that. Be very, very clear on that.
All right.

Speaker 1 Now,

Speaker 1 that next day, emergency preparations for expected fire danger. That was put out by the governor

Speaker 1 on January 6th. She remained in Ghana.
okay

Speaker 1 January 6th later that evening to the National Weather Service they start pushing out stuff saying heads up there's a life-threatening destructive widespread windstorm as expected Tuesday afternoon to Wednesday across much of Ventura and LA County but she remained in Africa

Speaker 1 then the next day that's when the fire actually started to hit she remained in Africa And then finally, on January 8th is when she, you know, finally showed up.

Speaker 1 Now, they were able to catch her coming off this plane. All right.
and I want to show this video for those of you guys who have not seen this.

Speaker 1 This is literally her. She's on the jet bridge while this is happening.
Let's check this clip out.

Speaker 4 Do you owe citizens an apology for being absent while their homes were burning?

Speaker 4 Do you regret cutting the fire department budget by millions of dollars, Madam Mayor?

Speaker 4 Have you nothing to say today?

Speaker 4 Have you absolutely nothing to say to the citizens today?

Speaker 4 Elon Musk says that you're utterly incompetent. Are you considering your position?

Speaker 4 Madam Mayor, have you absolutely nothing to say to the citizens today who are dealing with this disaster?

Speaker 4 No apology for them.

Speaker 4 Do you think you should have been visiting Ghana while this was unfolding back home?

Speaker 1 She's running.

Speaker 4 Madam Mayor, let me ask you just again: have you anything to say to the citizens today as you return?

Speaker 1 How long has she been mayor? Just recently.

Speaker 1 A few months. Yeah.
Okay. So, first of all,

Speaker 1 you know, let's be real about that. It's not like she fucking did this.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Garcon, who was the fucking mayor forever, is the one that did most of this shit. All right.

Speaker 1 Secondly,

Speaker 1 she's clearly not good at public relations because all she had to say was, hey, this is horrible. This is why I'm on my way back.
Nobody could have predicted this.

Speaker 1 I'm going to get back and navigate this the best that we can. And hopefully we can get through it with the least amount of damage as possible.
That's all you got to say. That's it.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Or something to the effect of that. It's weak leadership, man.
Has nothing to do with it.

Speaker 1 But dude, what my point is, is why did she get voted in?

Speaker 1 Why did she get voted in? She did not get voted in because she's competent. She did not get voted in because she's skilled.
She did not get voted in because she's experienced.

Speaker 1 She got voted in because California is of progressive mindset and who knows what they do with the elections out there. Okay.

Speaker 1 And people vote for things so that they can brag to their friends and say they're not racist instead of saying, no, we need the most effective person.

Speaker 1 Now, they had entrepreneurs and billionaires, people who have built things, people who have done things, running for mayor, and those people didn't win. And you know why they didn't win?

Speaker 1 Because they were white fucking men. That's it.

Speaker 1 So, until we get over this insane shit of we're going to put the first person of this, or the first woman, this, or the first gender, this.

Speaker 1 And by the way, I don't give a fuck if they happen to be those things as long as they're the most skilled. Right.

Speaker 1 Right. That's all that matters, dude.
Yes.

Speaker 1 I don't look at it like, oh, like, no, this is just. Bro, if you're, if she was a fucking trans

Speaker 1 man,

Speaker 1 fucking Zeezer, fucking whatever, and she had the most skill, I'd be like, cool.

Speaker 1 Cool, okay, cool. Your personal life is your personal life.
You want to do what you want to do.

Speaker 1 But that ain't the case. And that's not the case across the country.
We looked at this shit.

Speaker 1 We had this shit here with Kim Gardner, who let our fucking city burn.

Speaker 1 Okay, we have this in cities across the fucking country where these people who are not qualified to do the job have no history of qualifications, have no attributes, have no accolades have are in these positions of power and they are literally the entire country up

Speaker 1 okay and it doesn't matter if they're white or they're black or they're gay or they're straight or they're tran i don't care but we have to get back to meritocracy are you qualified are you skilled are you the best person for the job or is your head up your own ass with all these social issues

Speaker 1 Because dude, when the fucking rubber hits the road, people die. Right.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 1 So, you know, all you motherfuckers, which they don't listen to this show, but that vote on these fucking issues so you can go to brunch and feel like, you know, you're doing something noble, realize that you're putting your fellow citizens at risk.

Speaker 1 Putting yourself at risk. Yes.
Yeah, because

Speaker 1 all these celebrities, oh, they're mad because their house burned out. Well, motherfucker, what the fuck have you been preaching for the last 20 years?

Speaker 1 That's my question. You know, but I mean, it's a real issue, bro.
It's like, you you know, like you said, bro, it doesn't matter where you come from, what you claim to be.

Speaker 1 Can you do the job? And that's not been the focus of Los Angeles. Exactly.

Speaker 1 The focus across the country in most parts of the country. 100%.

Speaker 1 In 2023, Los Angeles created the DEI Bureau and promoted black lesbian to weed out bigoted firefighters on the forest. Let's talk about it.
Let's dive into it.

Speaker 1 Because being a lesbian and being black has something to do with putting out fucking fires.

Speaker 1 And do you really care if your firefighter is bigoted as long as he comes to your house and squirts the fucking fire out? Right.

Speaker 1 Fuck. Like, oh man, are you a gay firefighter? I don't want to.
Like, have you ever told a racist joke? Well, fuck, dude. Don't squirt the fucking hose on my house.
Let the shit burn. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, what are we doing, man? Check this clip out. So this is Kristen Larson.

Speaker 1 She's the first black battalion chief in Los Angeles. Check this video out.

Speaker 5 So I want to reach down and bring you you up. And that's kind of something that stuck with me to this day.

Speaker 6 Part of that work means speaking up for those who can't. Over the last few years, LAFD has dealt with a fair share of controversy.
And Larson, not afraid to sound the alarm.

Speaker 5 I chose to speak out

Speaker 5 pretty much by myself about the issues of sexism and racism within my department

Speaker 5 and the need for change. I don't think there's any question that our department is the best at fighting fires.

Speaker 1 we do it better than anybody in the world yeah when it comes to the personnel side we have some issues and they're not insurmountable but they need to be addressed and and and fixed um to the best of everybody's ability make sure you don't say anything offensive when you're putting out that fire right make sure you use someone's right pronouns when you're putting out that fire make sure you never you know you never said anything off color or told a weird joke or you know i don't know we're heterosexual we put out that fire right you better not be straight

Speaker 1 fuck dude the world world this dude listen we're seeing look at the headline on there black excellence see that's the kind of shit that is fucking up the world bro it is man it's just excellence are you an excellent person or are you not it's not white excellence it's not black excellence just excellence it's not fucking gay excellence it's fucking are you excellent or are you not and this fucking bullshit, this identity politics nonsense has fucked the entire world up.

Speaker 1 And now LA is fucking in ashes because of it. Bro.

Speaker 1 And you know what's even what's even crazier is that you go to pride.com,

Speaker 1 they put this article out. Amid Palisades fire, Los Angeles' first LGBTQ plus fire chief is proving lesbians get it done.
Yeah, they burn the shit down.

Speaker 1 The whole fucking town is fucked.

Speaker 1 Shit. Come on, man.
Dude, let's go. They don't want you to fucking...
Like, I'm going to walk outside. I see the whole city on fucking fire.
But, you know what?

Speaker 1 They're doing a good job.

Speaker 1 Yeah, great job. Bro, I feel bad for like the fucking real firefighters.
Like, how many real fire... Have you ever seen that clip of

Speaker 1 Adam Corolla talking about how when he was broke,

Speaker 1 he wanted to join... He wanted to join the fire department?

Speaker 1 Yeah, and and it took him seven years to get a interview and while he was there there was a black woman who was in the interview and he asked her he said how long have you been waiting for and she said since wednesday

Speaker 1 okay that's a problem that's a problem it's crazy man it's crazy we got we cannot we have to lose this

Speaker 1 dude this this we're americans man it doesn't matter if you're black or white or gay or straight we're fucking americans and are you good or are you capable of doing this job or not and if you're not, you're still a good person, but go over here and do this job.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? Yeah, bro. Let's go to CNN real quick, though, because this was an interesting exchange that happened on CNN.

Speaker 1 You got Jasmine Crockett. She's a crowd favorite.

Speaker 1 She's,

Speaker 1 I think she's in, she's a congresswoman, I think. I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 1 She likes to get in these race debates and then talk about this. Let's check this clip out.

Speaker 7 You might have recall a news story from last year. There was some interest in the fire departments and the firefighters in California.

Speaker 7 And the interest was that there were too many white men who were firefighters. And we need to have a program in California to make sure we don't have enough white men as firefighters.

Speaker 7 And yet, I'm wondering now, if your house was burning down, how much do you care what color the firefighters are?

Speaker 1 You can respond and then

Speaker 8 listen. I am so tired.
You know what?

Speaker 8 There was an article that just came out that said that actually the most educated demographic in this country right now is black women so let let me be clear um because you are woman or because because i know that some of the right has been sharing these photos of the fact that i believe that the fire chief may be a woman or something that has nothing to do with it we are looking at qualifications what diversity equity and inclusion has always been about is saying you know what open this up don't just look at the white men open it up and recognize that other people can be qualified

Speaker 8 and the fact that we want to at a time when people are dying.

Speaker 1 Okay, lady, but here's the fucking problem: the white men don't even get a chance anymore.

Speaker 1 So I can understand this 60 years ago when it was the boys' club and it was all white dudes doing fucking everything.

Speaker 1 But now we've created this scenario where white men don't even get an opportunity anymore because they're white, which is racist by definition. Okay,

Speaker 1 so

Speaker 1 fucking that argument is 40 years too late. Yep.
Not only that, now you got it. And,

Speaker 1 you know, I'm so tired of hearing this shit. Like, dude, what are we talking about? The only demographic

Speaker 1 in the fucking country that has been able to be discriminated against for the last fucking 20 years is white men.

Speaker 1 They're the only ones that can legally not get a job because they're a white man.

Speaker 1 So we're going to fucking still beat this drum about this fucking shit of opportunity. What the fuck are we talking about? Why aren't we talking about that in fucking sports?

Speaker 1 Why aren't we talking about that in the NFL or fucking basketball?

Speaker 1 I remember they were talking about it in hockey a couple years ago, but how come it's exclusively to white things and not fucking everything?

Speaker 1 Like, dude, I'm just done with this shit. We're Americans.
We're fucking all, we should all be judged on the content of our character and what skills we have. Meritocracy.
That is it. That's it, man.

Speaker 1 And anything else is fucking racist by default.

Speaker 1 Well, bro, you know the other thing, too, that's crazy is like they put these people in these positions and then they pay them exorbitant amounts of money.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 the person that's responsible, because like, I mean, here's one of the things, too. Bro, this woman's fucking insane.
No,

Speaker 1 bro.

Speaker 1 Put her on the fucking fire crew. No, for real.
Let her go see what it's about.

Speaker 1 Dude, the thing's insane, though, but like the thing. Hold on.
There's more to this clip, right? What else does she say? I'm sure some...

Speaker 8 Decide that a country of immigrants is failing or people are dying because the same very people that built this country, because the last time I checked, y'all didn't say that anything was wrong with the White House.

Speaker 8 And I can promise you, it was my ancestors that built the White House. So, listen, if we have been good enough to build this country, we are good enough to serve and die overseas.

Speaker 8 We are good enough to serve in other ways. And the fact that people actually decide that they want to engage in public service, what are we not?

Speaker 1 Where are you not serving?

Speaker 1 Where are you? where are you blocked out of

Speaker 1 where where

Speaker 1 it doesn't fucking 50 years ago okay

Speaker 1 60 years ago 70 okay 70 years ago okay yeah what the fuck are you talking about and not only that just because you want to do something doesn't mean you can that's the bottom line bro it doesn't matter it doesn't matter bro listen we got to get back to being judged on the quality of our character and the the skill set that we have and we need to apply that skill set to the things that we are capable of doing.

Speaker 1 And we need to be judged on our fucking performance. That is it.
That's it. Not the color of your skin, not what your ancestors built.
Okay.

Speaker 1 I see people like her saying that black people built fucking Europe.

Speaker 1 Okay. So what did white people build? Right.
What did we do? Oh, we did nothing. Yeah.

Speaker 1 The fuck out of here. White people built Rome.
Bro, listen, I'm not going to fucking hear this shit anymore. I'm tired of hearing it.

Speaker 1 I'm tired of hearing it. Okay.
Okay. So, so we don't get any history? We don't get any history.

Speaker 1 Bro, and listen, that's not racist to stand up and say, what the fuck? Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 No, that's the thing, man. Like, but they, that's how they disguise this shit, man.
No, that's racist shit. It's what she's fucking saying.
It's racist. Yes.
It's racist, man. You know, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 And then, but then they put these people in these positions, bro, and they give them exorbitant amounts of money. So, like, one of the things that's also happening in LA right now

Speaker 1 is that, you know, there's a water shortage, right?

Speaker 1 And the fire hydrants have been run out, right? You know who did that? And the person that's responsible for that. Yeah, he was white.
I think it was a chick, actually. No, it was Gavin Newsom did it.

Speaker 1 Well, yeah, he started to protect the fucking smelt. The fucking salmon.
Endangered fish. Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 But like

Speaker 1 protect this fucking endangered fish and let your entire country, your entire city burn down. Yeah, bro.

Speaker 1 And the person that's in L.A. County that's responsible, that helped with that decision, you know how much that person makes a year?

Speaker 1 Three quarters of a million dollars, bro. $750,000 a fucking year.
Cost of living. That's insane, man.

Speaker 1 It's insane. Taxpayer money, bro.
It's insane, bro. Now, there's been a lot of other crazy stuff going on.
One thing that I think. Bro, you feel what I'm saying, though, about that race shit?

Speaker 1 Oh, but it's done. No, I'm just saying, like, shut the fuck up.
It's done.

Speaker 1 Give me an example of where the fuck you, where, where can you, where are you blocked out of?

Speaker 1 It doesn't exist. Where?

Speaker 1 It doesn't exist. Because I can name a bunch of places up until fucking six months ago when they stopped affirmative action that white people are blocked out of.

Speaker 1 It doesn't happen, bro.

Speaker 1 But let's stroll some more BS here because it was going on Twitter. I found this guy, Morgan.

Speaker 1 Tingley. Tingley.

Speaker 1 Let's read his tweet. Read his tweet.
You want to read it?

Speaker 1 The insanity of being a fire ecologist in the epicenter of a major fire event, bags packed, ready to evacuate, watching active fire from my window while taking media requests and explaining to the public for the 100,000th time how climate change is largely responsible for this.

Speaker 1 You, sir, are a fucking idiot.

Speaker 1 They got no water. They got no staff.
They got no resources. They got fucking...

Speaker 1 but it's climate change. Right.
Climate change could be a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 These people want it to be climate change to push. They would love their city to burn to push their religion, which is climate.

Speaker 1 It's not sane, dude. Not the $17 million that was cut out the budget.
That had nothing to do with it. Fucking the way they spend it.
What's that going to be? One fire truck? Right.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 Like 17 million. These fuckers in California have been milking their citizens.
Look, dude, here's the reality. People in California are go with the flow people.
That's why they fucking live there.

Speaker 1 No one really gives a fuck. They're like, fuck it.

Speaker 1 If you go to California and talk to someone about the taxes, you know what they say? They all say the same shit. Look around, dude.
Look at the weather. It's a weather tax.
Fucking, this is beautiful.

Speaker 1 I get it. That's crazy.
Okay. But these people don't pay attention to how their money is misappropriated and stolen from them.

Speaker 1 That's crazy, bro. Because they're just go-with-the-flow type people, bro.
They're like, fuck it, I'll pay it. Look how beautiful it is.

Speaker 1 and i agree california is a beautiful place but dude these people have been stealing your money for years and years and years and years and years driving up the cost of property driving up the cost of living making it unaffordable to

Speaker 1 even exist there unless you're making a million bucks a year you know what i mean bro it's impossible bro people gotta

Speaker 1 wake up dude morgan

Speaker 1 No, he's never gonna wake up.

Speaker 1 Let's play a game. Let's play a game.
So on this fire stuff, you know, know, like I said, a lot of people have been coming out talking about this. We're going to play a little game.

Speaker 1 It's called Who Said It? Okay. So, we're going to put a little tweet up, and I want you to figure out who said this.
Okay,

Speaker 1 here's the quote: We sent over $250 billion to Ukraine, but we can't get enough water to fight fires in California. I pray for everyone's well-being during this time of difficulty.
Who said that?

Speaker 1 I mean, it's a rapper.

Speaker 1 I get a hint. Yeah, it's a rapper.

Speaker 1 What kind of rapper? Good one or a bad one?

Speaker 1 Oh, that's a tough question. Depends on who you're at.
I'll tell you, he's wearing.

Speaker 1 He probably would wear Black Air Force Ones.

Speaker 1 50 Cent. Waka Flocka Flame.
Oh. All right.
Waka Flocka. Waka Flocka.
He had some good music back then. That was a good guess.

Speaker 1 That was a decent guess. That was good.
Yeah. Yeah, he's been trying to.
Waka Flaka says some real shit. Bro,

Speaker 1 he's been on the right track. He better nap Piles, dude.
Yeah, he's probably, he probably.

Speaker 1 Automatic. Piles.
What the fuck's his name? Plies? Plies?

Speaker 1 That guy's a fucking moron.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's it. I don't even know who the fuck that is, bro.

Speaker 1 That he is. He's a fucking idiot.

Speaker 1 Yeah, man. Bro, that guy should stick to whatever the fuck he does.
I guess he's a rapper? Okay, go rap. Maybe.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, he wasn't good at that either. But yeah, on top of that, 250, Biden also just sent 500 million, man.
Guys, pray for the people of California. Yeah, I mean, it's heavy out there.

Speaker 1 And dude, the pigeons. Bro, it's sad as fuck.

Speaker 1 It's sad, dude. California is so mismanaged, and it's finally come to a head where it's, you know, it's ruining.
Like, bro,

Speaker 1 you know how long it's going to take to rebuild and fucking revegetate the area?

Speaker 1 It's a fucking wasteland, bro. And, and I don't know.
There's, it seems like there's more to it, dude.

Speaker 1 You know, Hollywood's been losing steam.

Speaker 1 Hollywood's Hollywood's been losing clout and trust for so long, and people don't give a fuck about the movies they're making because they're making shitty movies now that are all bullshit.

Speaker 1 It's just interesting that now all of a sudden, this is all just going up and I don't know what to think, bro. Honestly, yeah.
Yeah, guys, jumping on this conversation down in the comments.

Speaker 1 Let us know what you guys think. I mean, look at that guy, that firefighter, bro.
He looks just fucking. He's like, he looks defeated.
Yeah. What the fuck can I even do? You can't do anything.

Speaker 1 Sucks, dude. Yeah, man.

Speaker 1 Yeah, guys, let us know down in the comments what you got. This should have never happened.
They should always be with the climate and the fucking droughts and

Speaker 1 the way California is, how do they not have the best preparation for these types of people? Well, that's the thing, but like, that's when you start peeling back the shit.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's hard to say that it wasn't fucking intentional. You don't drain fucking reservoirs that fill up your fire.
Brother, I agree. You know what I'm saying? And you look at every place.

Speaker 1 It feels intentional to me, too. Bro, you know.
And I hate to say that, but it just doesn't.

Speaker 1 the truth yeah i mean well i'm not gonna say it's the truth but it feels that way it makes too much sense to not be that you know like and that's been every natural disaster this country's had to deal with maui fires yeah the inashev like you look along the lines you go back a couple of months and there were some things that were uh you know done at those times that made no sense no big deal all right you want to save some salmon cool but then oh boom oh we're not prepared doesn't make sense man guys let us know what you guys think down in the comments With that being said, let's get to our third and final headline, guys.

Speaker 1 We got headline number three.

Speaker 1 Trump's got a new nickname from

Speaker 1 the left. Oh, really? Yeah.
Sure, it's great. Yeah.
Sure, it's hilarious. They called him everything.
I mean, he's been called damn near everything. Hitler, Hazi, misogynist,

Speaker 1 rapist, racist,

Speaker 1 fucking all the isss. Got a new one.
All the isms. He's all of them.
Bro, it's amazing. I didn't realize this, but if you put an IST on the end of anything, it just sounds bad.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Like, chickenist. Like, they've done it.
They've done it.

Speaker 1 He's got a new nickname, bro, with all of his

Speaker 1 things. Did you say chickenist?

Speaker 1 Z Sean. Does that sound bad? What is a chickenist?

Speaker 2 I don't know. That's above my business.

Speaker 1 Is that someone that loves chicken or is that someone that hates chicken?

Speaker 1 Well, a pianist. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 Are you exclusively chicken? Are you exclusively no chicken?

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 2 I've never met a person who's no chicken at all.

Speaker 1 What about a guitarist? That's what I'm saying. A pianist? Yeah, but a penist? A pianist.

Speaker 1 You're a penist. I'm a pianist.
I'm a pianist. Yep.

Speaker 1 Does that mean all?

Speaker 1 Or like, no.

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 In your case, it means all. Yeah, right.
Yeah. Well, he's got a new nickname with all of his new agendas he's been pushing out.
Let's check his new nickname. This is coming from NBC.
This is good.

Speaker 1 Pressure on China and pure trolling, why Trump is pushing an expansionist agenda. Now he's an expansionist.

Speaker 1 What the fuck does that even mean? That means

Speaker 1 they're going to continue to call him Hitler, bro. Is that what it is? Yeah.

Speaker 1 He's trying to expand his empire. Yeah, it's not that.
It's that fuck.

Speaker 1 Go through the topic and we'll talk about it. Yeah, dude, this is...
This might get off on some fucking tangent. Yeah, NBC is wilding, bro.
So let's check this article out.

Speaker 1 So in the final weeks before Donald Trump returns to the White House, the focus of his public remarks has not been about the confirmations of his cabinet picks or on key parts of his campaign agenda like mass deportation or lowering prices.

Speaker 1 Instead, Trump, who has criticized U.S. military involvement in other countries, is advocating for America to gain more global territory, including by force if necessary.

Speaker 1 Call it his annexation agenda. In recent days, Trump has repeatedly pushed the idea that he will take over Greenland from Denmark, reclaim the Panama Canal

Speaker 1 after the United States returned it to the Panamanian government decades ago, and absorb Canada into the United States.

Speaker 1 Trump said he is keeping the option of using the military to gain control of Greenland and the Panama Canal on the table while saying he will exert economic force to pressure Canada to join the United States.

Speaker 1 He also said he wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico and the Denali North America's Tollux Peaks.

Speaker 1 Now, it's interesting, whatever. Okay, he's an expansionist.
Got it. Now, the Greenland situation, I looked a little bit more into this.

Speaker 1 That's interesting because also coming from NBC, they're saying this. Greenlanders are worried to find themselves on Trump's shopping list.
That's not true. It's not true.
That's total bullshit. Bro.

Speaker 1 Yeah. It's not true.
And that's like, I love how they paint this, right? Like, as in, like, that's the majority. There's 56,000 people that live in fucking Greenland.
That's it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And by the way, way, most of them want to be a part of America. Most of them do.
Right. Because you know what the alternative is for them? To be a part of Russia and China.
And they know it.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 this is a highly misleading fucking headline. Bro.
And what this really has to do with is natural resources and

Speaker 1 China. Geographical fucking.
That's correct. Yeah.
That's correct. And Russia has 60 icebreaking natural resource vessels.
We have two. One of them just burned down.
Right. Okay.

Speaker 1 So what this is about is this is about the exploration and claiming of the natural resources that

Speaker 1 exist north of the border for us. All right.
Because if we don't, they will. And that's what's happening.
So it becomes a,

Speaker 1 it's not like, hey,

Speaker 1 we want to just have Canada and we want to have Greenland. That's not what it is, bro.
What it is, is we have to protect America and the people of Canada and Greenland from these other

Speaker 1 places that are geographically on the other side of the world. So if you're in Greenland or you're in Canada, would you rather join the United States or would you rather be a part of China or Russia?

Speaker 1 Well, bro, Canada's pretty close to joining China. Of course.

Speaker 1 But that's what this is about, bro. It's not just about, they're painting it as Trump's

Speaker 1 fucking landthirsty expansionists.

Speaker 1 And dude. There's another human being that lived that did these things that

Speaker 1 they said this same thing about.

Speaker 1 Isn't that crazy? Well, I think it's also important to, like you said, 56,000 citizens are in Greenland.

Speaker 1 But, like, they're not talking to anybody that are like any actual Greenlanders, right? So, I got a clip for you guys. This is an actual Greenlander.
Let's check this out.

Speaker 9 So, like, if you could tell Trump anything, what would it be? Buy us.

Speaker 1 Buy Greenland.

Speaker 9 Buy Greenland. Why do you want Trump to buy Greenland? Because we don't want to be colonized by the Danish government anymore.
We get reaped every year about

Speaker 9 our minerals from Greenland. We are the the richest nation in the world and we don't get to use it that much.
Using us too much.

Speaker 9 Do you like America? I love America. But people are too friendly over there.

Speaker 1 People are white? What do you say?

Speaker 1 People are white.

Speaker 9 But people are too friendly over there.

Speaker 1 Too fat?

Speaker 1 Too friendly over there? I think he said too fat. Too fat?

Speaker 9 But people are too friendly over there.

Speaker 1 He said fat. The motherfucker's fat to me.
the fuck are you talking about? Fit right in, bro.

Speaker 1 Fuck you, fat ass. No, he sent Donald Trump Jr.
No, he sent Don Jr. up there, bro.
Like, people, they had a very good reception. Yeah, bro.
Loved him. Yeah.
You know,

Speaker 1 look, man,

Speaker 1 this is about setting up our side of the world,

Speaker 1 not Canada, not Greenland, but our side of the world, humans.

Speaker 1 to keep from becoming their side of the world. That's what this is about.

Speaker 1 Look, dude, he's uniting

Speaker 1 the West. Well, fuck, we pay for it already.
Bro, no shit. I mean, shit.

Speaker 1 But I do like that he's straight up like, did you see the fucking tweet that Elon said to fucking Trudeau?

Speaker 1 Where he's like, girl, girl, you're not even the governor of America anymore.

Speaker 1 Bro,

Speaker 1 oh, man. It's great.
This is what a time to be alive.

Speaker 1 It's weird times. Yeah.
It's weird and interesting times. I just wanted to throw that in, see what you thought about that.
Guys, let us know down in the comments.

Speaker 1 I think Trump knows exactly what the fuck he's doing. And I do.

Speaker 1 I should let him do it. I think there's going to be,

Speaker 1 I'm just going to say this on the show because I do want to say this, but I think there's going to be a major announcement about Ukraine in the next year or so that people are going to get fucking pissed about.

Speaker 1 Oh, I know what you're talking about. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 There's, there's, they'll be there. Yeah.
Yeah. That's right.
They'll have no choice. And that was a plan all along.
I agree. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And people, when it happens, people are going to be like, what the fuck?

Speaker 1 And we should say it. I mean, marketing history.

Speaker 1 You know, I think they're going to name it the new Israel.

Speaker 1 Israel be the new Ukraine. That's, that's what I personally think.
Speculation show. It is speculation, but you heard it here first.
Yeah. Guys, we'll see.
We'll see. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You'll see.

Speaker 1 Guys, with that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show. As always, guys, we've got thumbs up or dumb as fuck.
This is where where we bring a headline in. We talk about it.

Speaker 1 You get one of those two options. So with that being said, our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads, we're in love.

Speaker 1 So we implanted magnets under our skin that connect when we touch.

Speaker 1 The fuck is wrong with you guys?

Speaker 2 There should be a natural sort of like purge that people do stuff like this.

Speaker 1 They're just gone. Bro, listen, I really think this.

Speaker 1 I really think what we should do.

Speaker 1 You and I, we think alike, all right.

Speaker 1 Z Sean's fucking smart, motherfucker.

Speaker 2 Yeah, minus a couple million dollars.

Speaker 1 Huh? That's okay. We're gonna get there.
We're gonna get you there. I'm gonna get all you fuckers there.

Speaker 1 We're gonna have the best show in the fucking world because the people listen to this show are gonna make us number one and they're gonna make sure that Zshan's got a couple million bucks. All right,

Speaker 1 aren't you guys? All right, so here's my GoFundMe

Speaker 2 electricity, also.

Speaker 1 They're all gonna shop at your 7-Eleven. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So, listen, bro.

Speaker 1 Here's the plan.

Speaker 1 We give everybody an IQ test.

Speaker 1 Okay, and if you're below

Speaker 1 what's the number, 70? If you're below 80, oh, that's okay. All right.
Yeah, you go to California.

Speaker 1 Wait,

Speaker 1 wait.

Speaker 1 And I already have it.

Speaker 1 They're already there.

Speaker 1 All right, look. New plan.
Okay, new plan. Scratch that one.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Greenland?

Speaker 1 No, we want Greenland. Greenland's coming.

Speaker 1 Canada?

Speaker 1 I don't know. Anyway, Ukraine?

Speaker 1 There we go. So we move them there before the other move.

Speaker 1 All right. Because you know, if you do it after, they're going to be pissed.

Speaker 1 You know what, man?

Speaker 1 I think I'm just gonna move to Vale. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Bro, I was talking to that, to our buddy out there, Matt. Yeah, Matt, yeah.
Yeah, who, who owns Mountain Standard, which, by the way, best clam chowder on earth.

Speaker 1 I will never fucking ever come off of that statement. I mean, okay.
It was pretty fucking good. He told me, he's like, he's like, so why are you going home? And I'm like, because I got shit to do.

Speaker 1 He's like, you know, I came up here 17 years ago, man. I never went home.

Speaker 1 I was like, I was like, fuck. Bro, you were standing right there and I was like, the light went off in my head.
I'm like,

Speaker 1 do I have to go home?

Speaker 1 Yeah, man. It was good.
It was a good time. Bro, so I, you know, I just, I just feel like he's got the right idea.
Like, just stop giving a fuck, bro, and just go up there and enjoy your life.

Speaker 1 Make the best fucking clam chowder. Yeah, man.
Like.

Speaker 1 I'm trying to bring up all these young bucks, teach them all this shit. They're putting magnets in the shit.
I could just be fucking eating clam chowder, bro, minding my own business.

Speaker 1 I would, too. I'd eat that every day.
Bro, it's some good shit.

Speaker 1 I mean, we almost ordered three bowls of it.

Speaker 1 Ordered three, yeah.

Speaker 1 Two bowls and then one with dinner.

Speaker 1 And these were not like massive bowls. No, I mean, but if they were, I still would have ate them.

Speaker 1 They were amazing. So anyway, let's see what these fucking

Speaker 1 geniuses did. This is from New York Post.
They took their attraction to the next level.

Speaker 1 Body modification enthusiasts. Oh, God.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 What do you picture? What do you picture? Yes, it is exactly that. It's like one of the people with like the fucking tattooed lizard face and like fucking cuts in their tongue and shit.

Speaker 1 Oh, they're not that bad. No, that's not that bad.
They look pretty normal

Speaker 1 comparatively.

Speaker 1 All right, let's hear it. Body modification enthusiast, Sadie Rindow, and her fiancé, Hannah Hansman.

Speaker 1 It should be Hannah Hadman.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Hey, that was good.
No, that wasn't good.

Speaker 1 That wasn't good.

Speaker 1 You told 30 jokes earlier in the show that were better than that. Her name's Hannah Hansman.
Okay, keep going.

Speaker 1 They took the next step. That's what was funniest? Who did?

Speaker 2 Z Shan. I'm laughing because it's bad.

Speaker 1 Zean hates you.

Speaker 1 Okay, she took it to me. I can't wait till I tell the story of the intervention I had to have with you fucking guys.

Speaker 1 One day I'm telling the story, bro. It'll be there.
Yeah. It's fine.
These fucking guys. I had to have an intervention in the fucking locker room.

Speaker 1 Pull them together and make sure they didn't kill each other. Listen, Russia,

Speaker 1 yeah, back on the magnets, right?

Speaker 1 India and Africa, they can have a great relationship moving on. All right, here it is.

Speaker 1 They took the next step in their commitment to each other by getting magnets implanted beneath their skin that connect when they touch.

Speaker 1 Hmm. Yep.
So, where are the magnets?

Speaker 1 Where are they?

Speaker 1 Does it say? Oh, it says there's a video, too.

Speaker 1 All right. Let's see.

Speaker 1 Here's the clips, man.

Speaker 1 It's actually not that bad. Here's a clip.
Check that out.

Speaker 1 that's fucking weird man

Speaker 1 why not just hold hands

Speaker 1 that's what people that are attracted to each other they hold hands hold hands yeah

Speaker 1 all right

Speaker 1 whatever man

Speaker 1 probably give him a job as a firefighter

Speaker 1 Qualifies them.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, you know, they can hold the hose better.

Speaker 1 Hold the hose better. It's the only hose they're holding.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 The fire department's got big hose. Yeah, big hoses.
Yeah. Hmm.
What are we giving this, man? You know what, man?

Speaker 1 All jokes aside, whatever makes you happy, dude. I don't give a fuck.
I really don't. I don't give a fuck.
As long as you're, this is the whole thing.

Speaker 1 I don't care as long as you're not hurting me or trying to take my fucking rights away. I don't care.
Fuck whatever you want to do, unless they're kids.

Speaker 1 Do whatever. I don't care.

Speaker 1 But don't demand that you get to be CEO because you're fucking victimized of some sort. Like, motherfucker, you either are or you aren't.
You're either good enough or you're not.

Speaker 1 And if you happen to be a body modification specialist and you're the best, most qualified person to be fucking the chief of the fire department, cool. I don't care.

Speaker 1 But can we please get back to that shit?

Speaker 1 That's all I'm saying. Yeah, you heard it here first, guys.
Live, laugh, love.

Speaker 1 Guys,

Speaker 1 I got nothing. Yep, that is all I got.
That's all I got, too. That's all I gave it all.

Speaker 1 All right, guys.

Speaker 1 Don't be a hoe. Share the show.

Speaker 1 Went from sleeping on the floor. Now my druid box froze.
Fuck a bowl, fuck up stove. Counted millions in a cold.
Bad bitch, booted swole. Got her own bank roll.
Can't fold, that's a no.

Speaker 1 Headshot, case cloak, close.