868. Andy & DJ CTI: Florida State University Shooting, Blue Origin Returns Safely & Why Dems Lost Election

What is up guys, it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realists say goodbye to the lies, the thickness and delusions of honor society and welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruz the motherfucking internet.

That's what we're going to do.

Sorry. say goodbye to the lies, the thickness, and delusions of honor society.
And welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ.

Who's the motherfucking internet?

That's what we're going to do.

Sorry for the only one CTI this week.

It is what it is.

I'm not a full-time podcaster.

Or YouTuber.

We'll just get right into it, guys.

Don't forget to share the show. No commercials on this on this show biggest show in the world with no commercials this is a deal this is a quid pro quo we don't run ads you share the show so don't be a hoe share the show all right what's up what's going on man nothing dude i'm over here dying huh you're dying yeah i I don i don't know what it is something got me you hear in my i'm a little like nose forward no yeah i've been dying bro body hurts well you sick i think so yeah i think so it's my dot's fault i called it bro i called it he's gonna say it's not but he took the Keith has cancer because of my diet Is that true? Is that true? But cancer So what's happening? No nothing much man A lot of stuff Got a couple of stuff to talk about man Some things to discuss I bet we didn't get to cover anything this week yeah you know but uh it's all good how are you doing you good yeah yeah anything new nope i'm trying to i want to drink out of this this fucking thing the whole episode but my right hand is a little tight yeah it's all that beating off i don't know about you know there's a viral video of me drinking out of that cup on the internet.
No, I haven't seen it yet.

Yeah.

I haven't seen it.

On TikTok.

You picked it up, no problem.

What do you think?

I didn't have to pick it up, bro.

I just thought about it and it came up on its own.

Is that what it was?

Yeah.

This fucking thing's heavy, man.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

No, man, we got something.

I wanted to bring something up for you, though, because I know you're a car guy.

What exactly does that mean first? what does being a car guy mean it means being passionate about cars outside of the realm of just using them for basic transportation that's the first thing it means okay second thing it means is you're not gay yeah wait okay all right okay yeah that's pretty much it all right well uh you like cars i do you like cars you know you don't have to have a nice car to be a car guy no not at all right yeah okay all right no you can be it's an aspirational hobby you know what i mean like uh when you're young it's like pokemon i don't know i don't know anything about pokemon I don't think it's like cars though We gotta catch them all it's like Pokemon. I don't know.
I don't know anything about Pokemon. I don't think it's like cars, though.
We got to catch them all. I aspire to catch them all.
Do you guys write this dude's fucking jokes? No, bro. It's a metaphor.
I get it. You know what I'm saying? Okay.
Yeah. Yeah.
Same, same. No, but, you know.
Why do you stop? Because it's not the same okay all right you can't compare pokemon to fucking cars car guy culture car guy culture is is you see a new car oh my goodness i want that car yeah car guy culture is like uh it's probably the most inclusive culture that i think exists because no one cares who you are, what race you are. They don't care.
They care about the cars. Yeah, that's real.
That's a Pokemon. It's a good connector.
No, it's not Pokemon. Well, Hennessy came out with a new car.
So are you familiar with, obviously, Hennessy Performance, right? Yeah. They got a new car.
Yeah. And they're saying that it's the world's most powerful production gas car.
The Venom F5. Now, I guess let's go through it and then you tell me if it's bullshit or not, though.
Like, is it something that's like realistic? You know, because they're saying 0 to 200 in 10.3 seconds. I feel like the bug's faster.
I don't know the I don't know the zero to 200 time for the bug.

Yeah.

Because I was too busy not trying to kill myself.

That's true.

But yeah.

No, that's a very fast car.

Really?

Yeah.

1,800 horsepower?

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's very fast.

I've got a buddy who has one.

He has one of these?

Mm-hmm.

No shit.

What do these things cost? I think they're like two to three million jesus yeah yeah they're calling the the fury v8 yeah they're real small you've seen one before when we were down in uh we were down at ferrari of austin there was a hennessy that used to belong okay steven tyler from aerosmith remember yeah i do remember that i do remember how small it was. I do.
Okay. Okay.
Yeah, see, I thought they did like that. Like, they would just, like, made the packages and shit on fire.
That's not an F5. That's the previous version.
Gotcha. But, yeah, they're fast.
Huh? $2.1 million. Jesus Christ.
What's the BHP? Is that the base horsepower? What is that? Brake horsepower. Brake horsepower.
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, fuck, dude.
Yeah. But, dude yeah but like here's my other question like why would you even want to go that fast you know what I'm saying like why like I feel like there's a limit you know I've been to some fast shit but like after that it's just like like what's to it I don't know no bullshit because you drive that shit yeah I mean it's just like like what what's to it i don't know you know bullshit because you drive that shit yeah i mean it's just awesome dude i don't know how to explain it that's the same argument as why do you like titties why do you want a five thousand dollar suit if you can get like a 45 dollar suit it's the same argument why do you have a car if you could get the same place with a- Scooter.

Scooter.

Yeah, right.

Well, because I fucking like it.

Yeah.

You know?

Like, I don't know.

Like, you know?

It's just cool.

Yeah.

Well, I think most people that talk, like, not talk shit, but most people that are like,

oh, they just never been in those cars.

Not only that.

I mean, not everybody's into everything.

That's true.

Like, I don't know why you like dicks. You know what I'm can't fucking explain that but i don't judge you for it you know it is what the fuck it is it's fucked up yeah well would you get one of these would i get one probably probably this isn't like a car that you're like you're not you like the ferraris and the fucking no i mean hennessy makesnessy makes cool shit, bro.
I mean, they build some awesome stuff.

It's just, you know, it's an American company.

They make cool stuff.

Yeah, I always saw them as like the add-on company.

Like they do the shit with like, you know, Chevy or-

Performance stuff.

Right.

Yeah, but they make awesome products.

I don't know, they actually make cars.

It's crazy.

Huh, all right.

Yeah, I mean, I'd probably buy a a koinck seg before i bought that not because i think it's better it's just i like it better like the koinck sex better yeah all right that's cool i just didn't know if that was like i feel like everybody says it's like oh i got the fastest car it's like yeah but do you well i mean look there's street cars that are faster than that that people build i mean there's a fucking six second uh quarter mile r8 that underground racing built that's fucking probably the fastest street car made there's a there's a there's a uh four gt called bad gt that runs 310 miles an hour jesus so i mean there's all kinds of street cars that are ridiculous fast what makes these cars special is they come out of the box like that yeah what's the fastest car you got the uh top speed or acceleration uh both i guess well acceleration it's the it's the the the pure sport uh bugatti pure sheer on pure sport yeah the carbon top speed it's the uh it's the veyron super sport the the other bugatti gotcha yeah damn that's fucking sick yeah it goes 267 jesus yeah all right yep that's cool man well uh let's get into our headlines uh. We got some interesting stuff.
This is kind of like this first one. Guys, remember, if you want to see any of these, go to AndyFusello.com.
You guys can find the stuff link there for you. But let's get into our first headline because this one's actually kind of crazy.
And, you know, we see these things happen all the time, but we never really, like, dive into, I guess, like, the different arguments for or against them okay but let's talk about it because it's going around a whole lot today um florida florida state university had another mass shooting um at least six people injured in mass shooting at when was this this is uh today's a couple hours ago oh really yeah um and apparently And apparently they're saying at the time of recording, at least six people were injured in a mass shooting at FSU on Thursday, according to hospital officials who had earlier confirmed to CNN it was receiving and treating patients from the campus. Now, FSU put out an alert on their student messaging platform.
They also put one out on Twitter saying that there was an active shooter. And obviously it's early.
Like there was reports there was actually two shooters. One was killed and then one's in custody.
That is what they're saying right now. There is one in custody.
You know, but it's crazy. So they killed one and arrested the other one? That's what they're saying.
That's what they're saying. They are saying that at least one shooter is in custody.
Now, there are some clips going around of on the ground and shit that's going on. I have a clip here.
Can't show it on YouTube, but I want you to see it because I think it also lends to the problem we have in culture of just this. In what culture? Just an American Western culture culture it's like we're almost um i don't want to say like fucking like numb to this stuff or something i don't know but the clip is it's a clip of a student on fsu's campus that is walking by one of the bodies or one of the victims um and she's like holding a fucking starbucks cup and just like check this clip out man doubles back at it that's the shit right and like you can hear gunshots in the back you still hear it yeah yeah going on go play that again is Is that going to end?

Well,

it's unconfirmed at the time. Now there is another

one more time.

You hear the,

yeah, I do.

Drinking a fucking iced coffee.

Walking right by her.

And to me, that's what I'm saying. are people numb to this shit not normal people not normal people normal people would help that person or stop and you know move that person or you know i don't i don't and it's not like you were like you were recorded walking by this person who recording who are the shooters they haven't released that yet Haven't released but there's two of them.
That's what the the talk is right now. There is another clip that apparently shows a police officer rendering aid To what appears to look like that same person that was laying on the ground.
Here's this clip. Yeah So we don't know if she's you know passed or not.
It looks like she got shot in the butt. Yeah, right.
Not in the torso. Yeah.
But it is crazy because they haven't released the names of the shooter or the identity of the shooter or shooters. But, of course, you got people jumping to conclusions.
There was this person who goes by Thomas Mix on Twitter saying another active shooter this time at SFU, Florida. Let's talk about why this keeps happening.
Florida passed permitless carry in 2023. No training, no license, no permit.
Anyone 21 and older without a felony can now carry a hidden gun. No registration.
No oversight. Just vibes and violence.
This is the direct result of GOP governance. Republicans in Florida don't care.
If they did, they actually do something. But they don't.
Because dead college kids aren't a political liability to them. Most of their MAGA base isn't sending kids to university anyway.
So when bullets fly on campus, it's not their problems. They sold public safety to the gun lobby.
The NRA writes their bills. Gun violence is just background noise to their power games.
I mean, Zeeshan, what's the definition of a criminal? The one who commits a crime and the one who doesn't obey laws. Okay.
So that's like the official description. Correct.
Yeah. So this person, Thomas, who apparently is highly educated because MAGA people don't send their kids to college, right? Yeah, super educated.
So this is an educated dude who thinks that criminals somehow obey laws and that gun laws would stop this kind of behavior is that am i understanding this correctly okay so so how does he come to the conclusion that a law would stop people from doing these kinds of things? Can anybody answer that for me? I have a question for you, though. There are a lot of car accidents.
What should we do? Probably ban cars. Yeah.
Right. It's just like the fat people we should probably just ban spoons forks

we shouldn't actually

make the food healthier

and ban the ingredients

that are intentionally put into food

that make it addictive

by all of the big food producers

just take the forks out of people's hands

that's right

this is Thomas here by the way

he looks like a smug douche bag

with his fucking

Star Trek cup

Thank you. people's hands that's right so this is thomas here by the way yeah he looks like a smug douchebag with his fucking star trek cup okay the this is what's wrong with the world is people that think this way first of all we're using people being shy some sort of political agenda push narrative push politicizing the tragedy right which doesn't surprise me because that's what everybody jumps to do but i would be interested to find out who actually committed this shooting and what their history is and who they are because i'm willing to bet that it's probably not some maga hillbillies like they're trying to and by the way bro just so you know uh if we were to test the the iq of maga base versus people like you they would destroy you okay Like there's this myth amongst these East coast and West coast people that believe that their little areas that they live in are it.
And they think they're, they're really fucking smart because they went to a school that told them they were smart. Right.
Right. And they can't, they lack the capacity to look around at their life and be like man my life sucks maybe it's my fault maybe i don't know as much as i think i do instead you know they sit there with in their ignorance with their spock cup and drink expensive coffee and pretend that you know everybody else is wrong so i don't know i mean clearly it's a culture problem that we have here in the country um it has nothing to do with guns well i mean that's the thing it's like because i really i wanted like they'll tell you it's mental health issue or video games or tiktok but the truth they've created society where it's easier to get a gun than health care housing and education um first of all it would be easier to get a gun than health care housing or education because guns are cheap and those things are expensive so it's always going to be easier secondly um you're implying that there should be some sort of regulation to make it harder when in reality the people who legally go and get these guns typically aren't the ones that commit these crimes and by the way how many of these crimes are stopped by armed citizens that we never hear about a lot that's right we never hear about it dude a lot okay so i don't know what's up i'm pulling up some statistics like illinois has some of the most strictest gun laws highest crime you know what i'm saying like yeah and it's always interesting too when they leave the shit out like when they intentionally don't tell you they're kind of like all right i mean like i mean look dude these people are insane they're they're they they're insane what's the history say like what's the last like couple of mass shootings we've been having who's been doing it trans people and people that are you know he says oh you'll say it's a mental health issue well yeah we do because the people doing it typically are people that don't even know if they're a man or a woman and they're pissed off.
The trans shooters manifesto was recently declassified. And if you go in there and read it, it's highly disturbing.
But these are people that are products of this person's belief system. So we have all of these mentally ill people.

They're all far leftist.

These people put out the narrative

that this is white supremacy or MAGA or whoever,

when in reality,

there hasn't been any of the mass shootings

committed by these people.

So they're saying, oh, you're the extremist.

Who's more extreme? The people actually committing violence or the MAGA people who are not committing fucking violence? Where are these acts of white supremacy? Where are these videos that we see over and over and over again of groups of white people terrorizing malls. And where are we seeing this?

This isn't happening, dude.

We're not seeing this.

Anyway.

Well, I want to.

So, OK, so question like how do we.

What what would you say is the realistic?

Is there a way to stop school shootings?

Is there a way to stop?

Like, what's the solution here?

It's very simple.

We have all kinds of veterans and all kinds of security officers and police officers that are not employed anymore, or maybe they're retired and they're looking for a new career. Maybe they, maybe, you know, they deployed when they were younger and now they don't, there's all kinds of people that will fill these jobs.
Why don't we take some of the budget from the uh you know how to cut off your penis in you know kazanikistan right studies and we put that towards employing some of our men and women who are taught in these skill sets to be armed on these campuses why would we not do that yeah take the there's only one reason we wouldn't do it it's because the result of it could be politicized to their favor which is exactly what this guy's doing yeah let's politicize this but not the shit that happens in chicago yeah you're right well what did this guy post about that kid getting stabbed down there in texas yeah right what What do you post about that? Yeah. What do you post about that kid?

What about that other guy who just almost got decapitated at a bus stop?

Did we talk about that?

Yeah, right.

That hasn't even been made the fucking news.

Dude was at a bus stop with his fucking family.

He bent down and another dude smacked him in the back of the neck with a hatchet and

killed him.

We're not hearing about that. You know why? Because it doesn't fit their fucking agenda so bro everybody knows what's going on we all know this is the next phase of division and manipulation that's happening and it's sad too man it's sad that like that's what it's come down to you know because it's like? Because it's like the trusty old fucking, you know, teddy bear or something.
Like, anytime all this fails, bring it out. Bring out that race card.
Yeah, 100%. But, dude, look.
They're going to continue to blame it on the far right and white supremacy until people stand the fuck up and say, what the fuck are you talking about No, we're not enough people will do that because they're afraid they're gonna be they've been traumatized for a decade and a half being called racist for breathing the fucking air Okay, so until people stand the fuck up and say it ain't us doing this shit the fuck you talking about The focus is to continue to be on us. All right.
The statistics and the data are what the fuck they are. They are.
They are what the fuck they are. And everybody out there knows what the data actually says.
Period. All right.
So it's it comes from leftists. It comes from confused trans people.
It comes from people that are somehow connected to the FBI. It comes from a black violence problem.
And those are realities. That's realities.
Okay. So I don't know.
That's not that is not racist. That's just pointing out the fucking statistical data.
And if anybody wants to challenge it, go look at the mass shootings that have happened for the last five, six years. And, you know, I don't know, observe who did them.
You can take a picture of the faces of the people that did it, and you can tell very quickly who the fuck is doing the crimes. So, you know, until people want to have an honest conversation about these things, it's pointless.
Yeah. My heart's a prayer is out to those those affected down there, man.
It's a tough situation. It's sad.
I'm sure we'll know very shortly, you know, what color head dye was used. Listen, bro, we all we all know it's going to be.
Yeah, it's going to be a far leftist it's going to be some sort of trans person it's going to be some sort of communist person those are the people that are committing the legal aliens or some shit yeah it could be that those are the people committing the fucking crimes and they're going to make it about white supremacy which is fucking insane okay maybe i'm wrong i don't know like maybe i'm wrong maybe it's a couple rednecks from fucking florida mans you're right all right maybe that's what it is but i'm willing to wager not knowing yet that that is not the case because we don't see that happening it's not happening it's just not it's not my guy so what do you let me ask you something i'm curious because I know you speak for all the black people. You're the official representative of National Black People Association.
Yes. I am.
So why is it that this kid in Austin stabs this other kid in the heart and kills him. And now all of a sudden, he's the victim.
There's all these black people saying, well, this kid got what he deserved because he put hands on this kid. Or this, you know, he's the victim of this.
Or they were doing this or that. The motherfucker killed another kid.
That kid's never going to fucking go home to his parents. He died in his brother's fucking arms.
Okay? He's never going to have a Christmas. He's never going to have a family.
He's never going to grow up and get married. His whole life is over.
It's fucking over. Okay? This doesn't just go away when the internet stops covering it the guy's gone all right how can anybody how can anybody defend that i mean they're pieces of shit So why is it, why is it in black culture that, and I'm asking a serious question, why is it in black culture when a black person commits a crime that other black people defend the person that committed the crime? That is not something that happens in white culture.
No, I think they lack. I think there's some internal issues going on there.
Because, I mean, bro, to me it's common sense, bro. Like, the dude is fucked up.
And, like, the part that really pisses me off about all of that, too, I've been seeing it. It's so stupid.
Like, this dude's raised a fucking GoFundMe. They're selling fucking t-shirts and shit of them now.
And it's like, I saw something about his, Metcalf's dad went to the press conference or some shit. And it was like, oh, it was disrespectful for him to come to the press conference.
It's like completely just throwing away the actual victim of the situation. But what makes it even more irritating, bro, is the amount of black kids who are victims of other black kids that they don't even like there's no go go fund he's for those there's no fucking bro i'm saying like bro bro it's i get called racist for pointing out that there's a fucking crime problem that is statistically backed by hard data with black males okay Okay, but look, bro.
No, but look. That's not racism.
Racism is acting like it doesn't happen so that it continues to happen. Right.
That's racism. Yes.
I'd agree. I agree.
I'm just, dude, like, bro, it's just disgusting, man. No, it's sick.
It's sick. It's sick but yeah our prayers out to those down at FSU man and I'm sure we'll learn more about the ins and outs of this situation as time goes but guys jump down in the comments let us know what you guys think I mean if it was white supremacist like the guys

trying to say in fucking maggot they already identified it huh we've already would have known who did it we would have known names and addresses yeah why hold on yeah question another question how come we don't know anything about the dude that shot trump we haven't heard anything about it or the second guy either

that's right

the second guy

why we haven't heard anything about it. Or the second guy either.
That's right. The second guy.
Why? Why is that? By the end of the day, we'll know everything about these motherfuckers. But we still won't know about the guy that shot Trump.
And Trump's not talking about it either. It is weird.
It is weird. It is weird, man.
It is it is weird guys let us know down in the comments what you guys think that being said man you understand what i'm saying though 100% like is it not more racist to pretend that there's not a problem with black on black crime and black crime in general isn't that more racist no for sure to not care about it and to pretend like it doesn't exist and then get them to rally up and vote for you to make it go away of the you know the problems that don't exist yeah all right well you know at some point people are going to have to get vocal dude and like on an individual level you level. You know what I mean? This ain't a fucking white dude problem.

This is a fucking problem

that the communities need to come together,

acknowledge and try to fix.

100% man.

Guys, with that being said, man,

let's go crew some of these comments.

We got some good ones here.

This first comment comes from Matt Romanoano 82 matt romano 82 says i'm usually a podcast guy but when i heard the part about the lebron doll and the child support i came running to youtube to watch thumbs up was getting some weird looks from passerbys as i was out doing my second workout of 75 I was laughing way too hard seeing those slides DJ put up.

DJ's so funny.

DJ's so funny.

He's such a funny guy.

That was the expansion.

Let's see if the other two comments are somehow favorable towards DJ,

like all the comments that DJ picks.

That's not true.

Oh, who picks the comments?

Oh, DJ.

DJ's such an awesome guy. He's so funny and handsome.
Thanks, man. Yeah.
I'm just being honest. That's what the people say, clearly.
It wasn't even me. That was the Barbie expansion pack.
Yeah. It was a set.
Yeah. You're such a funny guy.
What's the second guy say? What's the next one say? Well, this next, I don't know if this is a comment. I think this was actually a DM.
Oh, it was an email. It was an email to DJ from DJ.
This is from Alyssa. She says, I'm happy to report that Andy makes a good meat stick.
To which it was replied,

I hope you know I'm going to screenshot this and send it to them.

Great.

That's his husband.

The husband sent the email.

Oh, gotcha.

Yep.

Well, that's what I've been told.

All right.

Yep.

All right.

Gourmet.

The meat sticks are pretty good. I like the the meat sticks I like the jalapeno you like that spicy one don't you how many more do they fucking need man and he makes a good meat stick jalapeno cheddar man that's a good one it you.
It'll hit you in the guts. You know what I'm saying? It'll fill you up.
That's right. Yeah, it'll burn your eyes.
You're not supposed to tell anybody about that. You'll like the aftertaste.
That's right. Let's get a little gay.
Are we still talking about meat sticks here? One last comment comes from EvanCounts33. Andy, want to talk about getting aggressive? How about getting aggressive on making that grape energy drink? They're fucking great.
I love tits. See? That guy gets it.
That guy gets it. He gets it.
Yep. You know, he doesn't know why he loves tits.
See, that guy gets it. That guy gets it.
That guy, he gets it. You know, he doesn't know why he loves tits.
He just fucking does. There's just some things you can't explain, like why you love cars and why boobies are cool and why you feel a certain way when you drink a beer after you've been out in the heat all day.
Like these are things. And why you're more inclined to drinking great.
Yeah. Well, I i mean statistically well let's zoom in on that photograph what's he what is is he melanated there's no way to tell there isn't oh no look at those pants that's a white guy i don't know i see you wear pants like that motherfucker oh does he wear pants like that that was racist yes that was a That was a racist comment.
I do not wear white pants.

Bro, you've worn white pants to record the show before.

Oh, shit.

When we have Sunday shows- They're khakis.

It's a difference.

They're light.

They're cream.

All right?

Peter Millar's.

They're actually pretty nice.

Khaki originated in India, and I deny.

Yeah.

Huh?

Khaki?

Yeah.

It originated in India.

Khaki?

It means soil color.

Khaki. Khaki.'s a h in there.
Oh, yeah. They don't pronounce the H's.
Yeah. It's like Maria and Maria.
It's the same thing. No, I don't think so.
You Americanize everything. There's cock and then there's cacks.
You know what I'm saying? All right. Well, grape energy's coming soon.
Very soon. But not too soon.
Yeah. It's going to take its time.
You know what I'm saying all right well grape energy's coming soon very soon but not too soon yeah it's gonna take its time you know what i'm saying yeah right along with those meats that's right that's it man guys we appreciate you for being real ass fans keep liking commenting make sure you guys are subscribed and hit that bell notification to stay up to date with the latest episodes dropping from relay f with that being said let's, let's get to our second headline. I'm on number two.
There was a space flight, space ride. Oh, yeah.
Going up to space. To space.
Yeah. Blue Origin crew, including Gayle King and Katy Perry, returned safely after space launch.
They were among the six women who made a 10-minute trip on Blue Origin's new Shepard rocket as the first all-female space crew in more than 60 years. Now, I'm glad they all know what women are now.
I mean, you know, that's cool. No shit.
All-woman crew. You sure about that? No shit.
You know what I'm saying? No shit. But, of course, you know, like being an all women crew, you still got to, I mean, we'll get in trouble with this one.
How'd they find their way back? How'd they stop to pee on the way there and back? Well, I was going to say, you know. That's a long trip with no pee breaks.

You make a milestone like that, you know,

all women crew,

and there's still going to be some shit to complain about.

Hey.

Gayle King, she has a complaint.

Oh, really?

She has a complaint.

Let's check in with Gayle King.

This is what she had to say.

I don't like that people are calling it a ride.

You never see a man, a male astronaut, who's going up up in space and they said, oh, he took a ride. We actually duplicated the route that Alan Shepard did.
That's why it's called, this particular capsule is called the New Shepard. We duplicated that route, that route.
No one said he took that ride. It's always referred to as a flight or a journey.
i feel that that's a little disrespectful to what the mission was and what the work that blue origin does does we use space technology all the time whether it's your gps whether it's your satellite that doesn't just happen every time a flight goes up they get some type of information two of the astronauts i still have a hard time calling myself an astronaut but two of the because you're not because you went on a fucking ride you didn't train for fucking 30 years you didn't pass any fucking nasa exams you're not an astrophysicist you don't know how to fucking do shit you put a fucking blue suit on and pretended to go to space for the fucking press. You're not a fucking astronaut.
You went on a ride. Yep, it was a ride.
My first question that came to my mind was, why were these people selected? Specifically. Are there no other women in America who are more deserving? That's where my mind went.
Like, dude. Katy Perry? Really? Yeah, I know.
I don't know why we called it a ride it's fucking 10 minutes. Motherfucker, that's shorter than most people's sex.
Well, maybe not. World average, 6 minutes 40 seconds.
Is it? The average of sex? World average, 6 minutes and 40 and 40 seconds really yeah how do you know that i'm an average reader you've been fucking you've been working trying to get above average i'm always above average there you go i would have never thought any different you're from fucking india bro the land of kama sutra that's right kakwa india know how to do it's why they got billions of people. Well, I mean, the time thing there.
I mean, they would have to do it quick, though, technically, right? All jokes aside, shut the fuck up. Well, I mean, dude, I looked in the qualifications.
To become an astronaut, you need to be a U.S. citizen, possess a master's degree in a STEM field science, technology, engineering, mathematics have two years of related work experience or 1000 hours of being a pilot in command on a jet aircraft and you have to pass NASA's long duration flight astronaut physical which she did none She has a bachelor's from University of Maryland.
She's known for being Oprah's friend. That's what you're known for.
You're known for being Oprah's friend. Yep.
That's your claim to fame. If I'm ever known for being someone's friend and that's how the world knows me fucking put it eliminate me.
Yeah me yeah right right nicely you know you know send you to space bro first of all i don't believe they went to space at all well dude did you see the video when it came down dude okay so let's talk do you have that i have it okay because there's some conspiracy around this man no there's not they fucked up their little theatrics and got caught check this

clip out okay now i want you to watch the hatch door open from the inside the lady runs over

there real quick says no no no shuts the door back tries to stand in front of it I agree.

Space is fucking fake.

Or going to space is fake i don't think they went up there no they fucking didn't go up there bro it's bullshit it's propaganda bullshit there's there's no way bro they're like in the the fucking the capsule wasn't like burned up or anything didn't have any fucking i don't know why people aren't treating me like an astronaut i don't know why they're calling it a ride i don't know like i'm getting mistreated oh it's because they're racist that's where the next thing was going to be misogynist shut the fuck up yeah well there's also some other stuff i saw this other conspiracy theorist um they said that apparently there was a fucking mannequin inside of it did you see this hold on bro let me ask you this yeah what about the women who actually did do all of this training what about the women who did do all of these things what about the women who in history like on the challenger were killed right i was in first grade i watched on tv i remember watching it it was a fucking it was disturbing everybody was crying and shit like it was fucking crazy but what about all the women who have been training for this what about like to your point exactly my point yeah like what about all the women in the space program that never got a chance to go to space exactly right out of all the women in america there are no women who are deserving less than these people yeah dude she's also acting like she flew the fucking thing up there like i don't know why people are calling me uh why they're treating me like an astronaut it was a ride there are rides at fucking six flags that last fucking 10 minutes no shit there's uh what's that one thunder river thunder river yeah that's

a long one all right it's a ride that's a ride it's actually a good ride i like that ride

i like it i like it too but the problem is you're out there on a hot day and your shorts get wet

and then you gotta you got chafing going on yeah it's not good do you do roller coasters and shit

yeah yeah i used to not to when i was a kid, but I would do them now, yeah. Yeah, let's do it.
Let's go to Disney World. Yeah, there was this fucking, there's this conspiracy thing about a mannequin was on board.
Really? So they caught it while they were down there. This guy, MJ Truth Ultra is his name on Twitter, posted this out, saying, something is definitely wrong with the Blue Origin space flight that Katy Perry was on.
Social media users are asking why are there re-entry burn marks, where are the re-entry burn marks, and why does that look like a fake hand? Because it is. Well, I mean, the yet like that looks like a fucking mannequin's hand bro like that ain't gail kings and why was the door so easy to open and why did jeff bezos have to act like it was a special tool he needed to use to open it like i don't know why i i don't believe it though i don't believe it at all.
Okay. Well, here's something you might want to believe, because this is a parallel topic.
Did you see the U.S. government announced it has achieved the ability to manipulate space and time? Yeah.
We knew that. They announced it.
Yeah, I know. But people have been trying to say this for years there's declassified fucking documents from the cia that have shown that they have the ability to do things like astral projection and remote viewing and uh you know quantum physical attraction like all of these things are real things like humans have the capacity to visualize and create with their brain and all of the high achievers that have been known as high achievers over the history of time talk about this they talk about it and everybody thinks it's it's bullshit magical shit and this is what i'm talking about when i say they've lied to us about our own capabilities so yeah i mean i saw mean, I saw them admit it, but I wasn't surprised.
Yeah. Well, for those of you that haven't seen it, check this clip out.
This is a guy, I forget what his name is and where he's at, but, yeah, I mean, it's a pretty interesting clip. Let's check this out.
Our passenger planes are slower than they used to be. Our trains crawl compared to those in other parts of the world.
Our cars do not fly. Advances have not stopped, but something has gone wrong.
Stagnation was a choice. We have weighed down our builders and innovators.
The well-intentioned regulatory regime of the 1970s became an ever-tightening ratchet, first hampering America's ability to become a net energy exporter and then making it harder and harder to build. We seem to have lost focus and vision, to have lowered our sights and let systems and structures and bureaucracies muddle us along.
But we are capable of so much more. Our technologies permit us to manipulate time and space.
They leave distance annihilated, cause things to grow and improve productivity. It's weird.
So I guess my question is then, so like, okay, if we know that that is true, then why are they still lying about going up there now then? Like, I mean, so what is, where how does it work then? I don't know, but why is, I mean, if they have the ability to, what do you say, eradicate? No, he said annihilate. Annihilate distance.
Yeah. Why don't they annihilate some of the distance between Katy Perry's eyebrows and her hairline? That's all I think of when I look at that picture.
Let's annihilate some of that distance. Those are some nice astronaut suits, though.
Didn't Bezos eat shit walking around the capsules thing, too? I don't know. I mean, I don't know, dude.
This seems like absurdity to me. I don't know why I don't know.
I mean, I don't know, dude. This seems like absurdity to me.

I don't know why.

I don't know what the thing is here or what it is or whatever.

There's something weird.

Maybe it's a stunt to get investment or I don't fucking know.

Not that you need it.

Dude's fucking probably, I don't know.

He probably owns space.

You know what I'm saying?

There's an Amazon store there yeah yeah she's got the same thing with the with the eyebrows at the huh she got the same thing i'm not a fan of any of these people you know i these are mainstream celebrity people that you know why are you not treating me like an astronaut well because you're fucking not you're not a fucking astronaut are you an astronaut andy no no no yeah i took a a plane ride once i'm a pilot yeah why do you call it a ride it was a flight they're discriminating against me i took the same same route as they're discriminating against against women yeah right fuck up yeah it's wild guys jump in on this conversation you know what i'm more tired of i'm just tired of people of places of privilege like for real crying about their oppression and their fucking these things like lady you're one of the most privileged people on the fucking planet. Okay.
You're a mainstream celebrity for whatever reason. I don't know.
All right. Cause the, the, the, what she's insinuating is that people are not giving her the proper amount of respect, you know, like, bro, shut the fuck up.
Cause you're an astronaut yeah we got fucking michelle obama talking about oppression in front of the whole world bitch you're the fucking first lady or whatever farmer first for something first gentleman yeah but i'm just saying like what what is this yeah it's so good anyway i don't believe this i I think it's bullshit. That's just my opinion.

Maybe I'm wrong.

Maybe I need to become an astronaut so that I can experience firsthand.

Let's go take a flight to space.

Yeah.

Guys, jump in on this conversation down in the comments.

Let us know what you guys think.

That being said, our third and final headline, man, this is a weird one.

I call it out of left field.

This is why we lost.

So we talk about, you know, having to step up.

Like, there is a cultural shift happening in the country right now.

I guess it's good to see.

Like, I guess it's good to see.

I don't know.

You guys tell me what you guys think down in the comments.

There's this video that was posted on Instagram. Let's check this out.
This is why we lost. Part two.
Trust black women. They lead the way.
Trust black women. They lead the way.
White women. Stop abandoning your sisters Trust black women They lead the way Oh we're mad as hell We're mad as hell Oh can't you tell Oh can't you tell We're mad as hell Can't you tell We dissent You fucking bastardsers Or mad as hell Can't you tell Thank you They're mad as hell But now they're Celebrating their song Yeah this is why they lost.
That's exactly right. It was kind of catchy.
It's always the same suspects. Is it not? Is it not? That's accurately weird.
Yeah. It's the same motherfuckers.
The Subaru haircut. Yeah.
It's the same people. You could listen to the words and guess correctly.
You guys listening on audio, they look exactly like you think they look. Yeah.
We have so much at home. I don't have anything to do.
What should I do? I should just get angry, make a song about how angry I am. And then black people will like me.
Yeah. Yeah.
Or they won yeah or they won't rob me yeah no really what they're thinking i don't know what they're thinking i i think these people grow up with no challenges in their life and they decide that they need to become important and this is how they become important where where are the black people singing this song you know what i'm saying where are the black people listening to shit? Well, we know that they ain't listening to that. They wasn't there.
I mean, that had mayonnaise all over it, bro. Yeah.
Oh, bro. They're bringing raisins for sure.
I think it's important. Like I said, dude, there is a shift though.
Like the shift is happening. I mean, this guy, you know, he, I don't want to like, you know.
This ain't the only reason you guys lost. It's because every single fucking point that is important, your logic is completely backwards.
Right? Yeah, for sure. Like, that's why you lost.
And it keeps falling on itself. Yeah.
Falling on itself. And when people are calling it out, like I was looking through the comments on this video, this one guy or one person, Burns, Burns C802 two put on the video saying as a farmer Democrat, I can tell you that you're 100% right.
I didn't leave the left. They left me the constant race baiting, wokeness, anti-free speech, anti-2A the double standards are so beyond ridiculous wide open borders and then forcing us to pay for housing

and health care for illegals while we have so many americans in the street the list is so long i won't go into more yet that person doesn't sound like you sound like a common sense american that's not democrat or republican like this is the problem the the associating yourself and your thoughts with an identity that then you dilute your own thoughts and your own thinking to cater to that quote-unquote identity and be more inclusive with them right like this isn't dude if you really want to fucking make a difference stop saying i'm a republican or i'm a democrat or i'm a libertarian and start saying these are my thoughts i believe in this this and this yeah these are my thoughts like i don't identify with any of these people any party people are confused by it too because like there's you know i'll see clips get posted out where you know i know, Trump. And people will say in the comments things like fucking Hillary lover.
Yeah. Well, yeah, they'll say, oh, Andy's turning into one of them or, you know, like guys will be like, oh, he's finally seeing the light.
Listen, dude. I call it how I see it.
And that's how we should all be doing it. All of us should be able to comprehend, think and come up with a opinion on these issues independently, not because the group says that we agree with all of these points, right? Like if you're a Democrat, you have to agree that guns are bad and and censor speech and be woke like that's not that none of that shit defines should define a person's thinking no and i think the biggest problem that we have in society is that we are collectively trying to find identities in these groups you know what i'm saying like why why do we get to a point where you feel the need to choose a side instead of just choosing what you think and having discussions and being able to defend those points yeah i believe in this and this and this this is the heel i'll die on yeah this is uh kind of below the bar and if you want to take it a step further what what would make it better how would we do it differently so it was made better yeah that's not a conversation that happens over well i know because there's no leadership dude it's all clout chasing bullshit from both sides so they could sell a motherfucking shirt or whatever they're doing right Right? You got people that fucking, bro, here's the reality.

The internet's full of low IQ people.

I don't know what to fucking say.

Like if you don't have, and honestly, weak people.

Okay?

Because if you don't have the courage to say what it is that your opinions are

or you don't have the capacity to communicate those opinions and say why you think those things, you're not thinking at all. Well, that's the problem, right? They don't believe in what they're saying.
I don't think they know what they're saying. That's part of the problem.
How can you have courage just to say something that you don't really know if you 100% believe in? I agree. But there's also plenty of people that do have beliefs that lack the courage to communicate and yeah and what's happened is because we've been what were they saying i don't know how you guys were brought up but my generation was brought up that you don't talk about politics you don't talk about politics don't talk about politics but yet the other side that's all they fucking talk about okay so i feel like that we've been indoctrinated culturally to stay quiet all right and this is why white people have been told they're racist for having any opinions that's politics just stay quiet yeah that's right don't say anything or you might get canceled fuck you i'm gonna say whatever the fuck i want how about that okay and that's what everybody should be doing all right do i get some heat sometimes sure but also i get to go to bed at night saying you know what dude there isn't a person out here that doesn't know how i feel about shit i'm not hiding it i'm not carrying this weight around about how i truly feel and too afraid to say it like where are the real americans that are going to stand up with independent thought and say hey all of you people are fucking crazy yeah well i think that goes back to the point of like the cultural change that's happened in society because i mean if i like i went through the comments on just this video uh this lady jane doe as a black a black woman, I asked you to stop.
And I was putting support in there. Mr.
Pescanova says full-blown retardation. It's coming.
It's coming. It's just been a slow fucking train, man.
It's just been a slow train. These two people four years ago were cheering this shit on.
And now it's become the flavor to criticize it. It's like, dude, look, I was watching TV last night in my bar.
And I looked, you know, I was actually working, but I had the TV on. You know how I do.
Yeah. So I scan.
I'm sitting here like this is this is like i don't know one in the morning and i'm sitting here thinking i'm like all right i'm thinking about all these things that i need to do with myself and the companies and my personal brand and i'm working through all these things and i'm thinking like super hard about them, right? Like, how should we do this? And what's the best way to do that? And how do we do this? And then like my eyes gazed up at the TV and the headline on the bottom of the TV, this is on Fox news was something to the effect of men and women's sports.

Okay.

And I stopped and I thought about it.

I'm like, here I am trying to intelligently craft and think through some of the very hardest

things to do in the world, which is to effectively run companies.

It's the highest, most competitive game you could play.

Thank you. of the very hardest things to do in the world, which is to effectively run companies.
It's the highest, most competitive game you could play.

And I look up and I see people on national television arguing over what a man or a woman is.

And when you really think about how far society has regressed to where that's an actual headline on television. It's pretty absurd, right? Yeah.
Like your, your little girls know what a man and a woman is. Yeah.
And here we have what's supposed to be the most intelligent, the best and the brightest, the political commentators arguing over what a man and a woman is and that's what we've been reduced to as a culture and society we haven't celebrated like true innovation or true success in so long we've stalled yeah and now and dude it really makes me think about some shit. So I started thinking about some shit more.

And I started thinking about why do they do this? Why do they indoctrinate people to be so fucking stupid? Why do we remove competitive nature from society? Why do we tell these kids that they're going to win just by existing and breathing? Why do we do all these things and as i'm thinking this i'm also talking to chat gpt in my fucking hand which by the way you guys know that i think there's there's ethical issues with with ai but as i'm as i'm talking to chat gpt it occurs to me that this is their way of forcing literal slavery into society. Dumb down the population, make them completely fucking inept, introduce this technology that removes the ones that are decent.
It removes their opportunity by creating a tool that is superior and can do all of these things, which, by the way, they've had for many, many years. The point is, I'm sitting here thinking about why all of this is happening and dude like these people are going to have to have a universal basic income they're going to have like there's no avoiding it there's no there's no effort to curtail ai and what it's capable of doing it's not been done you see what i'm saying like bro and i don't think people understand they're not even having conversations on it they listen they don't understand that if you work for a company and you are not extremely fucking valuable your job will not exist in a year it will not exist period and in one year it will not exist because what i tell you that they were going to force how they were going to force the adoption i told you it would be greed and now we have companies replacing entire departments of people with this fucking program you know why they're replacing entire departments of people because entire departments of people don't give

it their all entire departments to people think that they're going to be employed forever and

they don't have to get better they do things because they're easy not because they're right

we're doing most people like if you have a job right now

and you're not working to be the absolute fucking best at what you do irreplaceable i think you're fucked yeah yeah well i mean it's interesting um it kind of i mean we've been talking about this for years talking about a dude and it's like the ai thing it's like remember four years ago bro i said i said dude now is your time to do this if you do not do this the opportunity window will close and now we're here it's closing it is fucking closing man and i mean like and that's the thing it's like i've always battled with that it's like the net what's the is it a net positive net negative and it's like yeah there's some cool things you can do with ai you know i'm saying like that's cool but like what's the overall is this good for humanity and it's like but that may be the other reason too of why there are no talks about regulations because they know it's necessary because we've gotten to a point is now they brought us to a point like that on purpose that man who just said that innovation has been stifled yeah and uh that's that's intentional yeah it's been going on for 30 years now we have fucking, now we have a society that would gladly welcome a universal basic income to not work and not realizing that that's going to basically mean they're in poverty for their whole lives. You know what I mean? Yeah.
It's crazy, man. I can see the picture a little clearer every single day, man.
And if you're not able to think, thinking is going to become the gold standard.

That's what you're going to get paid for.

The tools will be there instantly.

But if you can't creatively think or know how to use the tools, you're going to be obsolete.

And it's going to be in a year.

It's going to be in one fucking year. This isn this isn't five years from now this is 12 months from now 12 months from today the unless some serious regulation is put in or the culture decides that we are only going to support companies that employ real people which dude i don't think that's going to happen i don't see i don't people know that amazon is bad for the economy for for working class people but they still use it you see what i'm saying people know that we should be supporting american companies but you know they say they support those companies but the minute that something

is inconvenient they don't think about it they're just like whatever so we have a big problem dude it's a big it's going to be well i don't have a big problem but most people have a big problem and um if if you're young and're young or you have a job of any sort,

you better dedicate your entire fucking next year of your life

becoming the absolute biggest contributor to whatever it is that you do

or it's going to be smell you later, bro.

That's just reality.

Guys, jump in on this conversation down in the comments. Let us know what you guys think um with that being said it's our final segment thumbs up or dumb as fuck um it kind of lead way right into this it's about ai that's what our thumbs up and dumb as fuck is this may be one of the you know i guess light-hearted uh uses of ai let's talk about it our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads people are utilizing chat gpt to turn their dogs into humans have you seen this okay so yeah see this is what this is what people who are going to be on universal basic income do with chat gpt will be doing yeah this is what they do no i'm being serious yeah there's going to be two kinds of people there's going to be people that waste their time doing shit like this and there's going to be people that utilize that to become a fucking weapon it's going to take the effective people and make them a thousand times more effective and it's going to take the everybody else and very expose them to the maximum degree of how ineffective they are that's it yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, they're putting the man in man's best friend.
So, yeah, so there's a, I guess it's a new trend thing going around on social media. So I got some of the pictures here.
Let's just take a look, see what you think. Yep.
Oh, man. That's pretty funny.
Yeah. That's pretty good.
That's a little French. I would say that.
What kind of dog is that? That's not a French. That's a pug.
That's pretty funny. Yeah.
That's pretty good. That's a little French.
I would say that's- What kind of dog is that? That's not a French. That's a pug.
That's a pug, yeah. That's accurate.
That's what he would look like. That's funny, dude.
Yeah. That is fucking funny.
Got a little cat there. Yeah.
I don't know. That's pretty accurate.
A little Connie Corso there. Yeah.
Kind of looks like him. I can see it.
Yeah. The people in audio should definitely come to YouTube to check out these pictures good this is great okay yeah what is that is that Indian

girl yeah that's an Indian attire

that's why it says they have Hindi names

so it probably

said oh this is my cat yeah they probably

gave a description of the name and the chat

GPD picked it up and gave like an Indian

look to that human what's an Indian

name for like a pet's name

could be anything any female lunch BLUGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Andy. Yeah, that's what he said.
That's a good one. Yeah.
Yeah. That's pretty good.
That was pretty good. That's a good one yeah here's telling me yeah that's pretty good that's pretty good that's pretty good well so you know you got dogs yeah did you transfer we got we got we got charlie there's always to charlie all right that's pretty good that's pretty good i can All right.
I can see it. Come on.
They're doing them wrong. Dude, I can see it.
Oh. Charlie is a little grandma.
Doesn't she look like a little grandma? That's pretty good. Yeah, that's pretty good.
That's pretty good, though, man. Otis is a fake.
Otis is a faker, though. Like, Otis is fake angry.
Yeah. that's pretty good yeah that's pretty good that's pretty good though man otis is a fake otis is a faker though like otis is fake angry yeah that's funny that's where

that's the face he makes like when he wants to be more bulldog yeah he makes that face

it's pretty good yeah that's good it's pretty good pretty good man yeah so i mean what we got

on that piece of it i mean it's it's pretty good i think it's funny i think it's funny

Thank you. What do we got on that piece of it? I mean, it's pretty good.
I think it's funny.

I think it's funny.

That one's really funny.

That one's just crazy.

That's crazy.

That looks like

a little chat GPT

blackface.

Chat GPT is racist.

What a fine gentleman.

That dude is dark. they gave a chihuahua a Mexican like bro come on man that's pretty funny mustache and.
Yeah, that's crazy.

All right.

I'm going to look at Otis and Charlie like this from now on.

Yeah.

That's pretty much their personalities.

Charlie's like a nice little grandma.

Sweet little old lady.

Otis is a crabby old man.

He's not really crabby.

He just looks that way.

Yeah.

Yeah.

All right, man.

Thumbs up for this.

Yeah.

Thumbs up for this for sure. All right.
Well, right well sweet man well guys Andy that's uh that's all I got all right guys don't

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