946. Andy & DJ CTI: Prosecutors Hammer Charlie Kirk Assassination Suspect, Government Showdown & Netflix Gay Propaganda

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Well, Joe got it.

He also got your one yesterday.

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I thought we were homies.

We're good.

All right.

Yeah.

I just saw somebody in the chat said DJ looks more like a Cash App guy.

Okay, fuck off.

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That's a real thing, though.

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Oh, man.

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Yep.

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Yeah.

No, what's going on, though, man?

Nothing, dude.

Just, you know, handling business.

Working out, lifting weights, eating protein, drinking water.

Great American way.

Yeah.

Stuff like that.

Taz, what'd you eat today?

I did shoulders today.

But it was kind of like

an abbreviated workout.

Like you weren't able to get all of it in?

No.

I mean, that's usually the case.

Yeah.

But,

you know, I had to,

I had to

to get it done anyway.

You know what I'm saying?

Someone has to do it.

Bro, I actually really miss, like, we need to, we need to get our workouts back in.

I know, but part of me feels like I want to hit up Aaron and be like, yo, we got, you know, just pull up to Aaron's house.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

Salzo place, bro.

Train his garage.

Yeah, just like that.

Like, just do it.

Just do it.

Yeah.

I mean, he would let us.

Yeah.

He would let us.

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I mean, like, but dude, those are the best.

Dude, it's hard to beat a

like a garage workout.

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bro.

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Yeah, no AC.

Like, you're just in it.

Like, you're not talking because everybody's sweating their fucking ass off.

You got some good music going.

That's good, man.

Yeah, brother.

You listen.

I learned a lot in that garage, man, from you.

Yeah.

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That's right.

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Stuck.

Bro, listen, I'm still here.

I know.

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Anyway, yeah, man.

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Do not forget that, bro.

I had to crack a grape because we got a long, long, long few hours ahead of us.

So I'm preparing myself as should you.

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All right.

Well, yeah, man.

Yeah, let's get into the show.

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With that being said let's just get into our headlines bro why not yeah headline number one

let's do a Charlie Kirk update because there's been a lot of stuff happening here and I know you know we we do our best to try to keep people updated with shit that's going on so there's been a development but first they say that prosecutors hammer Charlie Kirk assassination suspect with voluminous DNA, gun, text, and rooftop evidence.

Okay.

So this came out because the trial is getting underway.

They've had, you know, their preliminary hearings.

And, you know, I think they're in the discovery portion of it now.

And they're saying they have so much evidence against

this guy, against Tyler Robinson.

And,

you know, now

the public, we've only, you know, and like, and dude, part of me, I understand it, right?

Like, you want to be able to protect the integrity of the investigation itself,

right?

And so, like, you don't want to, you can't show all the cards that you you have, right?

I understand that.

It's very important.

It's an important piece of the judicial process, right?

You don't want to show all your cards.

But there's been some, there's been some issues and some

there's been some conversations about

maybe you know not telling us all the important facts

telling the people the important facts, especially with the case that's obviously like, you know, it's in the news, man.

It's a massive, it's global.

It's a massive case um now it's been very hard to follow along with what's going on because there's so many people

trying to jump the gun to say they know what's going on and would have no fucking clue well they may or they may not but the problem is is that we do have a lot of people who speak in certainty i saw look man

linda who's been on the show a few times right um

we don't agree on everything everything.

Okay.

But that's, I like that.

I like people that, you know, I can have a real discussion with.

And she was making the case about, you know, how a lot of these podcasters are really fucking people up, just like the mainstream media did for years and years and years.

And I kind of agree with her, dude.

Like,

I feel like the

reporting on the

news of these things has become this race to who got it first.

Yeah.

And, um,

instead of who got it right and and and dude that really

plays into the confusion

and fog of war that is intended when we talk about destabilization demoralization of a country so it's very important

that people recognize who's actually gathering the information as it goes or who's just trying to

jump to a conclusion and say, this is what it is.

I mean, from what I can tell,

and I think from what you could tell, we spoke about this, there's a lot of conflicting shit.

And I don't think it's responsible for anybody to be saying, I know what actually happened.

For certain, yeah.

100%.

And I think that's very important.

You know, and I also think too.

I also think too, like, I mean, because we talk about the, you know, the transparency behind these, these investigative bodies, if you will, right?

But like, you you know, the move of citizen journalism, if you will, it's like, dude, it's skyrocketing.

There's so much of it.

And we,

it's a hard thing to kind of battle because, you know, obviously the media we've lost trust in.

I think most of I can, I can speak for most Americans.

There's no trust in media, right?

No, I don't think there's trust in media for anybody except people that are over the age of 65.

Correct.

Like die hard, you know, Sean Hannity fans or die hard, you know, CNRF people.

Yeah, right.

You know,

and because of that, it has moved to this place where, you know, you have these social media figures,

you know, citizen journalists, if you will, that like, you know, have gotten into it.

And some of these people have garnered a lot of support, a lot of horsepower.

You know, and I think it's just, I think it's very important.

Like we always do on the show, we try to like, obviously a lot of it is our opinions, is our speculation, right?

But we don't just throw shit out there just to hop on the fucking wagon, you know, and think I see a lot of people doing that shit, dude.

A lot of people.

You know, and I know we had talked about it last night, you know, about starting stuff because, like, I mean, we have plenty of people that talk to us and you know, give us some intel and information and stuff like that.

And we would like to open that up, actually.

So, I got to throw this up here before we get there, guys.

Um, if you

or someone you know, all right, would like to send us some information

and like to remain anonymous in an official capacity,

you guys can

submit your tips to tips at realaf.com.

We'll be using that.

We'll keep it private.

We'll respect

anonymity.

Yeah, to a degree.

Understand, we're not going to talk about your shit unless you provide actual evidence.

It has to be submitted with actual,

like real evidence.

Yes.

It has to be credible.

Okay.

Like, don't tell, oh, I work.

We got to have proof.

It will be protected.

Promise you that.

But don't send us no bullshit.

But it's very important because there's a lot of stuff.

there's just so much shit happening.

So let's dive into this a little bit.

You know, it's been, it hasn't even been a month yet since the assassination.

But TPUSA, they did an event, their first event in Utah since the Charlie Kirk assassination.

And they had some bullshit happen there a couple of days ago.

So bomb squad detonates suspicious device.

prior to TPUSA's first Utah event since Charlie Kirk assassination.

So there was a suspicious device that was detonated by law enforcement at Utah State University on Tuesday afternoon prior to the first turning point USA event in the state since Charlie Kirk was assassinated.

The institution was already taking extra security measures amid heightened concerns, according to a statement from Utah State University.

So this is not the same school that Charlie was at.

Correct.

But a suspicious device was located near the exterior of Old Main building on campus.

While the device was deemed to be non-explosive, it was detonated by a bomb squad.

Someone can be heard yelling fire in the hole before a loud explosion was heard, according to the video obtained by Fox News.

So you have that happen, right?

Now, I have this timeline here.

This is from New York Post.

They put this out.

You know, this is kind of just giving us a rundown because, again, we're, you know, we're not even

a month post the assassination.

And there's some things that we know, and there's some things that people are still asking a lot of questions on.

Yeah.

You know,

our

alleged assassin.

And I'm using that word very, very hardly right now because, dude, there's just so much around it.

But they have a guy.

He's a 22-year-old dude, Tyler Robinson.

This is common knowledge that everybody has kind of accepted as truth.

They have him because he's going through the trial and everything.

We know that he has been charged with aggravated murder, a felony discharge of a firearm causing serious bodily injury and obstruction of justice.

uh, we were told that he's been, you know, he was living with a transgender roommate, um, and there's been some communications between the two, uh, that helped the feds catch the alleged assassin, but I thought his family turned him in.

Like, there's just so much here, all right.

Now, one person that is in the, uh, in, on the interwebs, um, you know, and I, I'm a fan of this person.

It's Candace Owens.

She's been doing some incredible research on this and really deep dives in on this.

Um,

now, Candace comes out with her most latest show.

I think it came out yesterday

saying,

you know, alleging that the FBI may be withholding critical information about a woman that was potentially working with Charlie Kirk's shooter.

And she asked,

she says she has confirmed this multiple ways.

It's a confirmed source.

It's a verified person who, you know, would know, would be there.

um well she says in her podcast who it is yeah you watched the whole thing i know you got a clip here yep but she very like in the show

outside the context of this clip she explains who that person is very thoroughly right yeah so let's just check the clip out let's see this clip for those who have not seen it yet uh here's a clip and sure enough you're gonna hear right in the beginning uh his aunt is going to mention that there was a woman who was helping the shooter and she's not sure whether or not that person was an accomplice.

I know, I would say if you're helping you're helping the shooter you were an

accomplice but somehow we all missed this in this actual clip that Shaner had posted and has since been wiped from the internet.

Take a listen.

If you time

how long it took him to get from that little part over to here was way longer than it should have been.

So I wondered if the girl had given him stuff like if there is an accomplice.

And it said right here that picture from Sam's across the street.

He was right here.

Yep.

So you see, she's talking about the shooter and she says, I was wondering if the girl had given him stuff.

And then somebody off camera says, you know, you're filming.

And she says, I'm sorry that you're filming, but it's very clear.

There's no question at all.

In fact, leading into that, which we should have maybe cut that a little bit earlier, they're speaking about how she thought the FBI had it wrong.

The timing didn't make sense to her.

And that's what she started with.

I don't, you know, the timing doesn't make sense to me because I thought that it took a little longer for him to walk.

Let's play that again, Skylar, just so they can hear it again.

She says, There's a girl.

Take a listen.

If you tap time,

how long it took him to get from that little part over to here was way longer than it should have been.

So I wondered if the girl had given him stuff.

Like, if there is an accomplice,

and it said right here, that picture from Sam's across the street, he was right here.

Yep.

So just to be clear, those subtitles are wrong.

It's just that that's AI.

She's saying, I wondered if there is an accomplice.

Okay.

I wondered if there is an accomplice, which we should edit that, Chris, when we re-release that.

And then somebody says something, something.

And she's like, sorry, I didn't realize you were filming.

Okay.

Yeah.

Apparently, it's also on the ring doorbell camera.

That, that, yes.

And that that video.

Well, you can explain it.

Yeah, yeah.

So, so, so the story, the story goes is that the video, and I'm sure a lot of people have seen it, the video of a little bit of

walking up the street.

Walking down and up.

That's coming from a Ring Door Bill camera.

Which was submitted to.

Which was submitted to the FBI and then released.

To TMZ.

Correct.

Okay.

And the people who live...

on that street are now saying that that video has been edited to edit out a woman who was with him.

Right.

And what this woman is saying on the recording is that she saw it as well.

Right.

And so that brings up a major issue.

A major issue.

Because to my knowledge, there's only one person on the stand.

There's only one person that has been arrested in this whole fiasco.

Yeah.

Right.

Out of all the Discord chats and all the text messages that may have been AI text.

I don't know.

But there's nobody else that has been arrested in connection to this Charlie Kirk assassination, to my knowledge, right?

If this is the case,

let's say that the ring, because again, I haven't seen the footage.

I have not seen the original footage with another person in the clip with Charlie Kirk or Tyler Robinson.

But let's say if that was the case, okay, and it was submitted to the FBI,

why would they not have said anything about it?

Well, what would be the point of the point of deleting that very important information?

Well, it could only be one thing,

and it's that they're trying to hide someone's involvement.

And my speculation is that that someone is probably affiliated with them.

So,

well, I mean, there's another thought, dude, because it could be his, you know, trans, you know, lover dude or whatever.

Oh, and they're not trying to inflame people.

But if that's the case, again, like, if you're able to vetting somebody who just got, you know what I'm saying?

Like

you're guilty by association.

You're involved in that.

Listen, man.

Let's just cut to the fucking chase.

Okay.

Our agencies are corrupt.

Not every agent in the agencies, the CIA, the FBI, they're not all corrupt.

There's a major war going on inside, a culture war going on inside these agencies

between patriotic Americans and people who have been compromised.

All right.

These people are fighting each other for survival because remember, before

that

fight would make it to the public,

they have to conquer these agencies first.

And what I have been told by people that know for sure.

Same.

Okay.

Not Candace Owens or, you know, whoever, no, no disrespect.

I like Candace Owens, but I'm just making a point.

Nobody, okay?

This is motherfuckers that are in the room.

I have been told personally that there is a major culture war happening in these agencies where good agents are trying to fucking incriminate the bad agents and vice versa.

And the bad agents, like I've explained many times for years, are compromised through third-party

operations.

And they are not going to go quietly because when you back people in a corner who are all in, they don't just surrender.

They get very dangerous.

And that's what's going on.

And,

you know,

I continue to say this and I know it frustrates people,

but we're not going to know what's actually going on until

they are doing the things that they are supposed to be doing.

Now, it does seem like there are steps being made towards the right thing,

but it also seems like a lot of that could be lip service because it has been lip service in the past

so

we're going to have to wait and see what happens here but i think we are at a critical point where we are going to find out very quickly who's going to win this fight there which is going to dictate how we behave here yeah 100 dude that's just that's my that's how i see it no yeah for sure and dude you know i like candace a lot um i think

i think she's spot on on almost everything that she's done and said um you know when she came out with this letter and said the letter said all this thing and then and then yet now who produced the letter and now they're arguing over saying that you know maybe she was exaggerating or making it up or lying you know i think a lot of people saw that and i think it dinged her credibility

um

maybe i'm wrong and maybe she's handled that since then but that's the question i keep seeing i i see people getting upset with her because they feel like she's jumping from thing to thing to thing uh i don't i don't feel like that's what she's doing intentionally i feel like candace has always tried to get to the real truth for sure and i've seen her do that and sometimes when you get to the real truth you know for example somebody steals a hundred bucks from you uh you might look around at the room and say well it fuck it's probably him because of this or it could be that guy because of this and i think with the emotions being so high um and her having a personal relationship with charlie i think you know she she is very motivated to find out who the fuck did this.

For sure.

But I've also seen her, even like with this situation, like she's

admitted.

Like one of the things that came out was like, there was no autopsy done.

Like that was a theory that there was no autopsy done or nothing like that.

She's confirmed.

It's like, hey, yeah, I thought that too.

I've confirmed.

It actually was done.

They do have an autopsy.

We'll never release that.

Yeah.

Utah state laws.

Yeah, it's weird to me.

It's it's weird.

Here's what's weird to me, bro.

It's like

the guys who have the most attention now,

you know, the people out there who are basically,

I would say, at the front of the tip of the spear talking the most, they're all attacking each other.

And I don't understand how come

we don't, if we all care about this country and we all care about what's going on,

why are we not putting aside our personal gain or personal reputation or personal biases to work together to solve the problem?

Well, Well, I mean, that's how you know it's not about that.

Well, I'm making a point, right?

Like, we have a lot of people that

would rather attack people that are on their same team, which is the exact reason why the fuck

we really can't make any progress 100%, bro.

Because it's more about t-shirt sales.

Yeah, a lot of these fucking people.

Bro, fuck.

I know.

Did you see the fucking thing?

How Israel's paying everybody $7,000 a year shit?

Fuck, man.

Yeah.

And like, then you see the, like, and here's the other piece of it, bro.

Like, it's like

7,000.

The same audience that you built up, you know, and all that horsepower you built up.

Yeah, for sure.

They're attacking you now.

Yeah.

Because they see the shit.

You ruin your reputation.

Bro, completely destroy you.

Yeah, bro.

I look at it.

I actually like it.

I actually like it for us selfishly

because I'm like, okay, well, people are going to find out who's actually in it for fixing the problem and who's in it for clout.

Bro, listen.

His room might not be that bad.

It's seven grand.

I'm just saying.

Just saying.

Well, no, no, no.

Let's seriously talk about it.

Hold on, let's talk about this.

I'm in a unique position because

of my history in business.

Yeah.

Correct?

Like, I don't make my money from media.

I do this because I care about it.

And most of these other people, $7,000

is

the cost of their integrity.

It just is.

Like, if they can make five posts a week, it's seven grand.

That's fucking 35 grand a week that they were never making before.

No.

Right.

So they'll never be able to make after.

Yeah.

And a lot of these people don't have the perspective to understand that their audience is more well-read than they are on the situation.

And I think a lot of these big people are just going to lose their shit because they're like looking at the short, you know, it's no different in any business.

You look at the short-term gain and you cut off your nose to fight your face type of thing.

Yeah.

You know?

Yeah, bro.

It's not good.

No.

No, no, now, like, I'll say.

Some of these people are people I like personally.

I know the personally.

I know.

You know what I'm saying?

Some have been on the show.

Bro, and I'm looking.

I'm like, bro, what are you doing?

I know.

What are you doing?

You know, and it's, it's like, yeah, bro.

It's one thing to take an ad from a toothpaste company.

Yeah.

Okay.

Right.

It's one thing to promote form energy.

Everybody should.

It's another thing.

Yeah.

It's another thing to take money from.

Wait, you guys are getting paid for this.

Yeah, that's right.

That's right.

But

yeah, man, it's just not a good look.

And it's so scripted too, bro.

It's so scripted.

Yeah.

Well, you can see in their eyes they don't believe it.

Dude.

I know.

Charlie Kirk situation, though.

Like I said,

if this is true, and again, I have no reason to not believe Candace because I have not seen anything that would make me say, okay, she's full of shit.

Okay.

But at this point, again, all this being true,

if there is another woman that was involved in this situation somehow, some way, why don't we know that?

Right.

There's just so many questions that

I feel like I deserve, we deserve answers to, bro.

Like, there's so many questions that just does not make sense.

And then to see the headline that I started with, you know, the prosecutor, we have all this evidence.

What evidence, man?

Because we haven't seen any of it.

Yeah.

We haven't seen any of it, right?

Like, the only thing we, that I play over and over in my head, bro, is that, is that clip, that zoomed in clip of the actual assassination.

And then tell me, oh, is this happening around?

There's no fucking chance.

No, if it was a 30-otch six, bro, his head probably would have came.

There's no chance, bro.

There was a dude who did an experiment shooting a 30-yard six from 200 yards away through a bunch of stakes.

Yeah.

Did you see that?

No.

They were like these big fucking, they weren't stakes.

They were like.

These kind of stakes, right?

And I mean, fuck, dude, it blew him in half.

Bro, you know what I there's no chance.

Yeah, I mean, there's no chance.

He taped a bunch.

He taped like five or six steaks together.

No, so it was like beef ribs.

It was something like that, but it was like five, six steaks together.

He taped them together.

Mm-hmm.

And I mean, it blew it a fucking part, bro.

You know, there's no chance.

Yeah.

There's no chance.

And like, what I'm sick of.

I mean, if you've ever shot an animal with a 30-out six or a fucking, you know, a 308 or any of that shit, bro, or even a pumpkin or fucking, I mean, you, you, you understand.

Yeah.

And I think that's the, that's the problem that i have right like i'm so remembering these people putting this in front of you saying hey this is pink hey uh

one pull of the trigger 30 round magazine yeah right one pull of the trigger 30 round clip yeah

right right one pull of trigger 30 round clip one second one second dead

dear and kevlar vest i'm just i'm sick of it bro like like like like we're fucking literally literally more.

And don't fucking question it, by the way.

Don't question it.

What do you mean, Dear and Kevlar Vest?

Don't question it.

Jail.

Yeah, don't question it.

Yeah.

F-16s, bro.

Yeah.

Like, don't quite.

Like, I'm so sick of it, man.

Oh, yeah.

No one talks about Biden fucking threatening the entire country.

What do you mean?

We're going to

water the tree of liberty with blood of patriots.

We got F-16s, dude.

I want those too.

What a fucking idiot.

Yeah, we should have them.

Yes, me too.

Me too.

If you could afford an F-16, you should be able to buy one.

Buy one.

Yeah.

I want the same shit I got in my ass.

What would you buy first?

I know what I would buy.

I know the two pieces of military equipment I would buy first.

Besides a minigun.

But you could buy miniguns now.

You can.

I'm going to buy one.

You should.

They just cost too much to shoot.

Yeah.

I was going to say a plantation.

Okay.

Besides a plantation.

Bro, okay.

Being real, though, I want a giant fucking military fucking

generator.

Okay, well, you lost the war because I'm buying an Apache helicopter.

Oh, really?

And then...

Warhog.

Yeah, and then I'm buying an A-10.

Yeah, bro.

Those are my first two pieces.

That'd be sick.

Can't fly them, but they'd be sick.

Bro, I can fucking fly them.

I can run anything.

Motherfucker, you put me, I can motorize, operate, run anything without any training.

Yeah.

100%.

I mean, look, you're pretty good.

I believe you.

I feel like I have that knack too, though.

I'd figure it it out.

Yeah.

Just give me a couple of seconds.

Yeah.

A couple of form energies.

We'll get there.

Yep.

Give me the manual.

I got it.

Yeah.

We need some of that.

Never mind.

I can't go there.

God dang it.

I'm trying to be better.

Why?

You should be proud of me.

Why?

You should be proud of me.

Wants me to go there.

Yeah, man.

I don't know.

Chat, what do you guys got on this situation, man?

I mean, if we were having a war, like, this just shows you that you have a terrible, you're a terrible.

I didn't think you were talking about war, bro.

I thought we were just talking about it.

I said, if you could buy any piece of military equipment, the like just to have a fucking answer of yours was a fucking generator.

Yeah, bro.

I can go to Home Depot and get a generator.

Well, if it's war, but like, no, bro.

I'm talking about the big motherfuckers on trailers, bro.

I'm talking about running a neighborhood.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, again, like, I didn't know the context.

It'd be cool to have,

you know.

Yeah, man.

Do you okay?

Let me ask you this: chat.

Do you guys think Candace Owens is full of shit?

Yes or no?

Okay.

Yeah, see, I don't, I don't think so either, bro.

I don't think so either, bro.

I don't think so either, dude.

I think she might have jumped a little fast into some things, but I never question her intent or what she's actually trying to do.

And people will try to poke holes.

They're trying to say, well, she's married to this guy who's the Lord, the Duke of fucking,

and he's cool too.

Right.

He is cool.

He is cool.

He's cool.

Yeah.

So, you know, whatever, man.

You know, someone said in the chat just now, they're lying to us about everything.

And of course they are.

That's what it is, dude.

I don't disagree with that.

And someone asked about the Jews again.

I mean, you go back and say what I said, you know, to the last chat, which I stand by.

I stand by.

I mean, I just don't.

I just,

it's not true.

Yeah.

It's, there's, there's evil people in every single situation.

And if you named the top 1,000 people or the top 500 people, it would solve the problem.

And that's not 15 or 16 million people.

It's just not.

So, yeah, man.

Yeah, guys, jumping on this conversation, man.

Let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

With that being said, let's go cruise some comments, shall we?

We shall.

This first one is from Michael Bell, 3660.

He says, I work at QT here in St.

Louis.

I'm always pushing people to try your products.

Love the show.

I

think

that you should go into Michael's QT

and get yourself a

form energy.

Bro, QT's got the best rollers.

I love QT.

Bro, they got some good rollers.

QT's got the best roller food.

Bro.

Period.

Bro, listen.

You get that steamed hot dog bun.

Bro, my mother.

That chicken, that buffalo chicken roll.

Put that shit on the bun.

You know how fat I used to be?

Cheese.

Let me tell you what I used get there.

I used to buy six taquitos.

What?

That's so specific.

Which kind, though?

Which kind, though?

I would get four of the yellow and two, the whites.

Damn.

So that's steak and that steak and cheese.

Corn tortilla and then flour tortillas.

And then I would get cheesy pepper jack, bro.

And then I would get.

No, those are gross.

Oh, wow.

That's the one with the crusty outside.

I don't like that one.

Those are fighting words, bro.

Then I would get a breakfast burrito if they had one.

Then I would get a bag of kettle-cooked Lays.

And then I would get two long John donuts.

Damn.

And I'd eat all of it.

Yeah.

That's how I gained 100 pounds in one year.

Fuck, man.

It worked.

Bro, they got some good shit, though.

Yeah, I love QT.

QT's got some good shit, bro.

I love QT.

They run a great business.

They do.

You know that meme?

It's like, you know, if I ever get fucking super rich, I'm not going to tell anybody, but there would be signs.

But I'd have the fucking QT fucking drink machine in my I have a QT roller.

You do?

I have a QT Taquito roller.

Jeff Wasserman Wasserman gave it to me.

Like a legit roller.

It's out at the farm.

It is.

I know exactly.

Five.

Yeah.

It's on the fucking bar at the farm.

That's crazy.

That's how I cook my snacks at the farm.

When I get to the farm,

I have a bag of QT fucking Taquitos.

How the fuck do you get that?

I can't tell you.

And we open the Taquitos, and I put five or six on the rollers.

I come back in like two hours.

I'm ready to go, bro.

That's crazy.

Yeah.

That's that's then I'll go down to Wagner's later and get me a turkey and Swiss sandwich.

That's crazy.

You ever had a sandwich from Wagner's?

never i don't even know what wagner's is yeah you're it's the mobile down there it's it's oh the gas station past my farm all the way yep they got a deli in there they make you the best sandwich you ever had bro

yeah

it's small town am i able to go i've been in there before i'm safe

oh yeah you're good as long as you're with me

yeah you're good yeah don't go in there by yourself don't go in there by yourself

it's it's far out there yeah that's right that's right that's right all right my uh there's there's lots of black people live out there there, bro.

No, there is.

Yeah.

Your neighbors are.

The first neighbor that ever came and saw me when I bought the farm was a black man named Clayton.

He's a teacher, and

he brought his students to come in for Career Day.

Fucking.

Bro, Doc Holiday lives out there by the farm.

Does he?

Yeah.

From A.B.?

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, so you're good.

Yeah, we'll be fine.

Yeah, I'm fine.

I'm good.

All right.

Next one.

Isn't that funny how people make these racist assumptions?

It ain't even true.

Yeah, but what's so funny is like when I bought that farm, um,

the first neighbor that came and saw me was Clayton, who's a black man with his grandpa, who's black.

And they came over and they welcomed me to the area and they asked if I needed any help.

That's awesome, yeah.

And I mean, bro, this all this shit, it's not real, bro.

Never expected.

It's not real.

Well, you think their uh, their land was inherited?

Shut the fuck up.

Moving on.

See?

Bro, I told you I was trying.

You pulled it out of me, man.

Yeah.

I know.

All right.

All right, next one.

We got some more comments, guys.

This next one is from Jay Flood, 53035.

He says, I'm going to start yelling at my local 7-Eleven because I

sheched

three and no first one.

Well, I don't know what Shecked means,

but

it's going to be there.

Yeah, just got to wait.

It might have sold out.

Like, dude, I got a message today from

one of our good friends who's up in the Pacific Northwest that their 7-Eleven continues to sell out.

That's good problems to have, man.

Yeah.

I mean, look, dude.

By the way, I just want to stop and say I really appreciate you guys supporting us with that.

It means a lot.

It's a big initiative for us.

We have, you know, as you can imagine, a lot invested in it.

And to see you guys go out and support it and tag it and create that movement on the ground,

it really means a lot to all of us here.

So I know we fuck around and we talk a lot of shit here, but I just really fucking appreciate you guys.

100%.

Yeah, man.

100%.

This guy does not appreciate you, though.

Last comment is from Stam2666.

He says, based on this guy's face, he's a massive drinker.

Don't take advice from him.

He's all about me?

And it's so funny, dude.

It's so funny.

Do you know how many times I drank this year?

None.

I could tell you.

I could tell you.

I don't think any this year.

One time.

Yeah, one this year.

Oh, yeah, at AB.

Huh?

At AB.

That's right.

That's one time.

I've had three or four beers, and it was when we went to AB

and got to drink out out of the fucking

miss that.

I'm sitting there with

Brendan, the CEO of AB,

all the team, Dana White, my brother.

Yeah.

And we're celebrating the launch of our drink.

You can't miss it.

I'm not saying no to that.

I was in the middle of 75 hard, bro.

I had to fucking start over because of that, but I'm not missing that.

No, you don't miss that.

But that was the only fucking beer I've had the whole year.

I had one before we came back from Colorado.

I think the last day might have been on the first or second of January, and I think I might have had some beers that day.

Yeah.

But I can't remember.

But those are the only two days I've drank the whole year.

That's it.

I was actually thinking about it the other day.

I'm like, man, I don't can't remember the last time I had alcohol.

This is so funny.

People just fucking.

Oh, whatever.

He's a massive drinker.

Nobody should listen to me.

Drinker at first, a form of energy.

That's what I'm doing.

I mean,

maybe they shouldn't listen to me, but that's not why.

Set the ball way too low there.

Stamp too.

Yeah.

Yeah, man, guys, we appreciate you, though, man, for being real-ass fans.

Guys, keep liking and commenting.

Make sure you guys are subscribed wherever you watch us to stay up to date with the latest drops from LAF, man.

We really appreciate you guys.

Chat's in the building, too.

Yeah.

So if you really want to be appreciated, guys,

check the description for the link.

Guys can sign up.

Chat's rolling.

They're all here and uh

we always have a good time in the right chat gang gang oh block bang bang all right let's keep moving um

got headline number two

uh headline number two reads we got an update uh we got the uh schumer shutdown uh so that started um the measures to avert government shutdown fail in the senate um there's a lot of interesting stuff happening here

I know we covered, you know, that it was moving to the shutdown.

We're actually in it now.

Happened the other day.

And, you know, they asked Trump about it, you know, what was going on, why it was happening.

Let's check his response.

We have a clip.

Yeah.

What do they say about the state of the Democrat Party when they have a 33%

favorability rating on average in recent months and they're willing to shut down the government over health care?

They are shutting it down.

We're not shutting it down.

We don't want it to shut down because we have the greatest period of time ever.

I told you, we have $17 trillion being invested.

So the last last person that wants to shut down is us now.

With that being said, we can do things during the shutdown that are irreversible, that are bad for them and irreversible by them, like cutting vast numbers of people out, cutting things that they like, cutting programs that they like.

And

you all know Russell Vogt, he's become very popular recently because he can trim the budget to a level that you couldn't do any other way.

So they're taking a risk by having a shutdown because because of the shutdown, we can do things medically and other ways, including benefits.

We can cut large numbers of people out.

We don't want to do that, but we don't want fraud, waste, and abuse.

And, you know, we're cutting that.

But they want to have illegal aliens come into our country and get massive health care.

at the cost to everybody else, and we don't have it.

And that's, I would say, the number one reason that they want to strike is to get illegal immigrants health care.

And, you know, Gavin Newsom wants that too in California, and it's destroying California.

We can't have that.

We're not going to let it happen.

Yeah,

that's not happening, though.

Is that Dr.

Oz?

Yes.

Okay.

A lot more salt.

Yeah.

He just quit on that just for men.

Not like me, though.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, yeah, it's all salt, man.

Yeah, watch that cholesterol out there.

But, you know, Andy.

All right.

Well, hey,

DT,

do it.

Do it.

Well, they are.

Do it.

We've been sitting here.

I mean, all I've been saying about Donald Trump for the last month, do it.

Do it.

Do it.

Why are we doing it?

Why are we talking about it?

Just do it.

Fucking do it, man.

Well, it sounds like they started doing it, actually.

So the guy, so I mean, because, again, that's what happens when, you know,

Congress is shut down.

Power goes back to the executive branch.

That's the checks and balances of it.

Do it.

And now, obviously, there's a lot of people out of work, a lot of federal workers.

I do feel, I think, I think it's very unfortunate, especially for the military people, I believe, are missing checks.

Yeah.

And I think the politicians are still getting their checks.

They do.

Yeah.

That's fucking bullshit.

It's fucked up.

So our fucking military doesn't.

And look, I'm not going to argue about other things and what this or that.

There's just a lot of people who are good people, who do good things that are now missing and paid while these motherfuckers still get paid.

Bro, and over it.

How backwards is that shit?

Over it.

Those motherfuckers shouldn't be paid anyway.

Like, you shouldn't even go to Congress.

You shouldn't even be elected if you can't afford to go there and not take any pay.

It would eliminate all the shitbags because they would have to go make money somewhere else.

Or their pay just needs to be proportionate to the median income for their district that they're representing.

That's my belief.

I think political service is service.

And if it was still service and not a business, we'd have a completely different country.

It's real.

real.

You know, but again,

the big issue here, you know, again, like the reason they shut down is because allegedly Democrats want to fund illegal aliens in their healthcare.

But that's not happening, Andy.

It's not happening.

Come on, man.

We don't want to do that.

Why would we want to do that?

And it's funny because, you know, they try to...

Like, they forget the internet's a real place.

I know.

And they forget that there's like

receipts of everything.

They forget that everything they say goes everywhere instantly.

Everywhere.

And so, like, let's watch this Democrat senator.

She decided to jump on Fox News

and it completely backfired.

Let's check this clip.

I haven't heard anybody in my party saying that illegal immigrants should get access to the health insurance marketplace.

I'm so glad you said that.

Actually, I have some tape of your

Democratic Party members saying this on the debate stage.

So they've all said it.

Let's play the clip.

A lot of you have been talking tonight about these government health care plans that you've proposed in one form or another.

This is a show of hands question and hold them up for a moment so people can see.

Raise your hand if govern if your government plan would provide coverage for undocumented immigrants.

Senator, that's literally every member of your party, from moderate to more

progressive that have said that in the past.

I'm not even embarrassed about them raising their hands yeah i'm embarrassed the motherfuckers cheering like shit's so good here that you would just say okay let's give our money to these people well bro that's not they're not paying money that was 2019 when the economy was much better and people weren't fucking getting hit as hard and now people are realizing oh

oh

oh

right that's what they're thinking and now it's different but these motherfuckers still want to do it because they need voters Oh, 100%.

They're not afraid to

hide it.

We got to go to.

Listen, it is an absurd, it's an absurd argument, literally absurd argument to think that you or me or anybody watching or listening to this deserves to have their income taken and taxed and given to someone who is not a United States citizen.

It's a tough enough pill to swallow that we are taxed and it's given to anybody.

Like I fucking hate the fact that

all my people and everybody that works for me gets taxed like a motherfucker and has to like

be punished for doing the right thing, such as working hard and getting a job and trying to have a family and do all these things.

And then these guys are fucking taxed half their money.

And it's given to people who are happy to just waste it and not contribute at all in society.

That is something that cannot exist in a civil society.

Okay.

And that was put in place long ago to create dependency on the government so that these people, these very people, this woman here and all of her friends

would have voters eventually.

And that people would vote in their own self-interests.

They would vote away from capitalism and they would eventually accept what they call socialism, which is actually just communism.

100%, bro.

And it's like, again, so she hasn't heard it it's not happen it's still not happening andy well let's go up to detroit we gotta go check in with uh representative shree

tander

um because he uh he he said the quiet part completely out loud let's check this clip out

returning back to detroit uh this morning after the republicans uh failed to show up in the u.s house

we got to make sure Americans have the health care that they need.

And if that means we got to shut this government down, so be it.

Yeah, Americans, first of all, big heart Americans, motherfucker.

Second of all, your fucking toupee and your eyebrows is a violation of our code of conduct here in this country.

You should not even be a congressman, you don't qualify.

Third of all, it's it's Detroit, not Detroit, you fucking ass wipe.

Yeah, nice hair, nice fucking throat.

Fuck you.

How about that?

Tell him, Z Sean.

Get out of here, dad.

Oh, fuck, bro.

Look here.

Look here.

That's a weird looking dude, bro.

Fucking.

Why is that guy?

Why is that guy

even in our government?

I don't know.

I don't like him.

I don't either.

I don't like his eyebrows.

He didn't even make a point.

He said for American citizens.

Those aren't citizens.

Those are illegal.

He said Americans.

That's the workaround.

But those aren't Americans.

Bro, fuck this guy.

And his toupee.

Detroiter.

It's not fucking, you know, fucking ass wipe.

You know, but speaking of these illegals, right, just get them out.

It'd be very simple.

Are we making progress, though?

Trump's ICE arrests over 800 illegal aliens across Sanctuary State, Illinois.

So this is a matter of a couple of days.

ICE has made over 800 arrests in the

great, wonderful state of Illinois.

It's been going but you know you still got these people who are uh you know working for these uh non-profits that are being funded by our tax dollars that are you know obviously still want to fight them the good news is they've still been getting their asses whooped uh

also used by uh paid for by our tax dollars so i guess that's kind of cool i never get tired of seeing this of them getting their asses i love it oh bro it's so fucking great it's not even like severe ass whooping it's just that the fact that there's any repercussions at all it's fun to watch it is good to watch like i mean this first dude gets face slammed check this out

where's waldo oh he's on the ground

bro look how easy they drop bro i we've been talking about this for years you don't try to larp with fucking pool noodles and trash can lids and think you're gonna whoop ass i took this off of the antifa guy i bet you did the other day It's uh, just it's fake.

Well, you know why they got they use those because you know, a real one's too dangerous.

You know,

like the the the

detachment from reality is is pretty impressive, bro.

They go down so easy.

It's just impressive.

It's like you, dude,

that's what happens when you like put your hands on someone that's never had their hands put on them.

Bro, I have this.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, as a man, you kind of need someone to put their hands on you and fucking like correct.

What?

Paul.

Paul.

What?

What?

You guys ain't into that?

Clip that shit.

What?

No, bro.

What I'm saying is, is like, dude, you got to be thrown around one little bit.

You know what I'm saying?

Like,

especially if you're into that.

Wait, this ain't coming out right.

Look, dude.

It's good to get your ass kicked.

That's right.

That's right.

It's good for a man to get get his ass kicked early in life.

Early.

A few times.

A few times, bro.

Yeah.

It's funny because I found this meme.

That's true.

That is true, man.

I've not seen one person of Antifa that I've at all been like, fuck, dude.

That's a formidable appointment.

I fucking hope we don't got to handle that guy.

I don't want to fight them.

I don't want his hands on me.

You get it?

You know what I'm saying?

Same?

Yeah, I got it.

I got choice too.

Yeah.

All right.

Moving on.

How's that guy on the horse without smashing his nuts bro he doesn't have any oh he cut him off how do you you can't assume that bro yeah that's a that's a her bro you put a mask on that guy that is antiva yeah that's it yeah that's it but it looks like the it looks like the lgbtq parade

you know the bike you know that new naked bike rider

bro that comes through st louis yeah aware

it's disgusting i remember my first time seeing it yeah it's like a bunch of people that want to don't want people to see them naked lock them all up yeah Lock them all up.

Just go on the internet, bro, and find somebody to look at you naked.

You don't got to come out in the public.

Lock them up.

Yeah.

No, look how easy they go down, though, bro.

I just think.

I can't wait for the highlight reel.

Yeah.

Let's check this.

That's a woman.

I think that's a woman, though.

There's one.

There's two.

And they think their cell phones are going to save them.

Like they always do.

Cell Cell phones only work when people give a fuck.

No one gives a fuck anymore.

No fucks are given.

Yeah.

Put you on fucking camera.

Good, get this.

Camera goes flying.

Make sure you get this angle

to my good side.

Look at my city.

Yeah, bro, it's great.

And then,

you got this guy.

Have you seen this video?

Oh, bro, this is great.

So, this dude with the red paint, he's total badass, right?

He's been going around throwing paint on the fucking, you know, ice build, federal buildings, and shit.

I mean, look at him.

He's a badass, right?

Of course.

And

he gets some justice.

And what?

It's always the same reaction after they get locked up, too, and get fucking handled.

Let's check this clip.

I fucking told you, Go.

So that's them carrying his ass in.

Fuck yeah.

Shaking.

That's not even a real shake, bro.

That looks like a little child.

That's what you're dealing with.

I mean, listen, I said this in 2015 on MFCEO project.

which, by the way, some of you guys have been messaging me saying the MFCEO project is not on the feed.

That's a Lisbon error, and it's being corrected.

So that's not us, just so you know.

But I did say this back in 2015 and 16 quite a bit, that when these young kids who are told that they get a trophy for showing up and...

They don't have to compete and they're told they're special and

no rules are enforced and no skills are taught when those people get out in the real world they're going to lose their motherfucking minds and i actually used the example back in that original clip back in the day that they go and shoot schools and um people got really mad at me when i said that but here we are here we are and you know those kids that were 14 15 then uh are now 25 and we're seeing how they behave

so

I think it's fucking great, man.

Yeah, I do.

I do too.

You know, you cannot run around and terrorize people and fuck with people and hit people with sticks and call them names and throw and fucking fuck with them no matter what.

And then having zero accountability.

I mean, that's just it.

You know, these people have been running free for many years.

They've been paid.

They've been encouraged.

They've been assured that there will be no repercussions for them.

They run fearlessly.

They talk fearlessly.

They behave fearlessly.

And the only way that you stop people like that is giving them a taste of force to the point where they're like, I don't like that.

I'm going to stay the fuck away from that.

And dude, when you have people who have never been spanked never been you know uh dealt with physically this is the kind of shit that they do you know like me and you we learned early right like you run your mouth you get punched in the fucking face bro i learned that when i was about fucking seven i probably learned it when i was like four because of my brother you know what i'm saying but like

I learned it many other times in my life.

Kept learning it.

It's a lesson you always hear.

There was a point where I learned it to the point where now I know,

but it took multiple times.

And these kids, unfortunately,

there's going to have, it's like I say all the time, bro.

If you don't, if they don't see repercussions or don't feel repercussions, what do they have to be afraid of?

The same thing with violent criminals.

In the history of mankind for thousands of years, there has been public executions of violent criminals.

And

when we stop doing that because it's inhumane, we end up with what we have.

And what's really inhumane is that people that are arrested 20, 30, 40 fucking times and let out, and then they go out and kill an innocent person.

That's inhumane.

And that happens over and over and over again.

And that, that's the fucking inhumanity.

Okay.

And it becomes from an idealistic delusion that people have who have never been surrounded by that level of person.

They've never dealt with a criminal for real.

They've never been in a violent situation for real.

Fortunately, for them, it's a great thing.

But

those people don't have the perspective to understand

that not all of these people are like them, right?

Like a lot of people will, you know, and dude, I empathize with these people a little bit, right?

Like they've had it so good and they've had such a good life in America that they don't comprehend

the violent nature of certain humans and that that's a real thing.

And they think that everybody can be saved and everybody can be negotiated with and everybody can be talked to and everybody can be rehabilitated and that's just not reality.

And

their misunderstanding of reality is costing all of us.

And that's the fucking problem that we have with these violent criminals.

There has to be accountability.

It has to be harsh and it has to be public.

And once that starts to happen, we will be able to go anywhere we want at any time of day and not have to worry about shit.

And that's the world that I want to live in.

Yep.

I want that too, bro.

You know, I was thinking about this a little bit more too.

You know, this whole thing about funding, you know, with the government shutdown, I have this idea about taxes, right?

I think we all agree we need to be paying a fuck ton less.

Yeah.

No doubt.

Yeah.

I have this idea.

And I don't know if it could work.

I don't know.

Tell me what you think.

But I believe that every taxpaying citizen, okay, in this country, we should have a list of about maybe a hundred different things that needs to be funded in our society.

And that individual citizen can check the box on what they want their tax money to go to.

And then,

let's say, if you want, you know, to fund illegal migrants and their health care, you check that fucking box, and then your tax dollars, a portion of that, will go to that cause.

And if there's not enough to fund it, then guess what?

We don't fucking have it.

Well, I mean, I think that'd be a very fair way to handle it.

You know, real talk.

i've never thought about it that way um

i think it's fair it's fair and if it doesn't and i think we have that's it we would have the technology to effectively do that 1000 bro you can survey i mean fuck dude you could survey people instantly on american idol

um it'd be very simple bro like a hundred causes i think that's a that's an interesting idea a hundred causes bro yeah i get it and divide your tax money okay so that means you know fucking you know or you know let you could make it simple you have a hundred causes you get to pick five five for the five most important to you.

Yeah, you know, because I mean, like, I think that's a like, yeah, like these, these are your elective choice.

These things have to get funded, no doubt, right?

These are electives, yeah, that's an interesting thought.

I've never thought about that.

I think it'd be a very simple way, and that way, your money is truly going to pay for shit that you want it to pay for.

Okay,

I don't want my money going to shit that I don't.

Oh, I've never heard of that idea.

What's the chat say about that?

Chat, what do you guys think, man?

What do you guys think on that

bangerang DJ?

What the fuck?

I don't know what that means.

Agreed.

Yes, open source accounting.

Like I said, I mean, listen, I just don't think it would be as difficult to actually figure out.

Not with the technology that we have.

No, bro.

I think that's a, yeah, I agree with Big Nick here, bro.

Big Nick says very simply, taxes are gay.

Taxes are gay.

So let's just not talk about how to spend the taxes.

Let's just talk about how to kill the people that tax us.

We can do that.

Yeah.

We can do that.

You know, listen, I just think.

They absolutely are extortion.

You will hear people say taxation is theft.

Taxation is not theft.

It is extortion because if you don't pay it, you go to fucking jail.

Okay, so let's be clear.

It's very different.

Yeah, it's real.

Never thought DJ actually had good ideas.

All right.

Let's just keep moving.

Let's do.

That was a good idea.

You're going to turn the chat off.

That's interesting.

Yeah.

You're going to turn the chat off.

Yeah, I should turn it off.

You're going to rage comment me.

You're going to rage comment me because you got mad in the chat.

You're getting gaslighted me, bro.

Listen,

put it out there, bro.

Listen, you know, we'll figure something out.

But yeah, man, guys, let us know down on these comments, man, what you guys think.

Who the fuck are these guys?

These are

10 of the 800 that were arrested.

Yeah.

Nice families.

Yeah, dude.

These families.

Hard-working.

Look at all these families seeking asylum.

Look at all these doctors.

Yeah.

Future fucking astrophysicists.

He might have got mixed up in there.

I don't know.

You know what?

He looks cool.

Hey.

You know what?

Fuck him too.

bro what do you think like where is he from who cares i see a little mad in him no fuck them all get the fuck out of here

bro did you see that shit so about you know what dude if you cause problems here bro this is a beautiful country there's beautiful people that have good hearts that care about other people that have allowed people from other places to come here and

unlike most countries come here and start a life and start over and it's being ruined because of people like this who are taking advantage of our grace as Americans.

Here's where I'm at with it.

Fuck you.

Agreed.

Okay.

I'm done with it.

For 40 fucking years of my life, I've seen these people come here, fuck our shit up, take our resources, make everything more expensive, fuck up our health care.

You don't want to know why your health care sucks?

Because we're taking care of fucking millions and millions and millions of people that shouldn't even be in the fucking country.

Okay, you want to know why the city is underfunded for the, it's because we have millions of people that shouldn't fucking be there.

These motherfuckers suck our resources.

They make, they ruin our quality of life now i'm going to say this there's some very good people who immigrate here and contribute they come here the right way okay and then there's some people who may come across the border from mexico and you know maybe they didn't come here the right way but they still contribute yep but that's like five percent of these people and the rest of them

everything up okay so i don't give a if you think that's racist or bigoted or fucking anything i'm pro-american and these motherfuckers ain't american and they're here fucking up american

So get the fuck out.

Dude, my thing is, bro, you can't break into my house and then it's cool because you want to cook a meal.

Like that,

but I'm hungry.

Yeah.

You broke into my house, bro.

But I'm hungry.

You're a bad person.

Listen, I don't give a fuck.

You're a racist.

We got castle dark.

Oh, we know you're a racist, but we're going to have to come up with something else for you.

Something that actually

hurts you.

No, man, but you can't do it, man.

Listen.

I get it, dude.

We got to reset.

Man, I'm tired of it.

We got to reset.

I'm fucking tired of it, dude.

We gotta reset.

Everybody's tired of it.

Nobody will say they're tired of it.

I'm tired of it.

I know.

People are getting there, but I've been tired of it for a long time.

Bro, the only reason I said I was tired of it before anybody.

I was first, bitch.

That's right.

Well, the only reason I ain't tired of it is because I got this wonderful form.

That's right.

Because you can't be tired on that form energy.

You know what's right.

All right.

Now, I mean, I don't know if we can do what Israel.

I mean, seven grand, I mean, 20 bucks.

We can do this.

We can do something.

I don't think I can get you seven grand, dude.

Figure something out,

guys.

Man, jump in on this conversation.

Let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

But yeah, let's get to our third and final headline.

Headline number three, guys.

Netflix.

Netflix is in the conversation today.

What do they do?

Oh, bro.

Headline reads.

Obama's Netflix grooming syndicate dropped gay wedding and kiss into kitty cartoon.

After four seasons seasons

spent luring little kids into watching the animated program Ada Twist, the scientist, the Netflix grooming syndicate decided to drop a gay marriage and same-sex kiss into seasons four,

11th episode,

Blue River Wedding.

So, this blatant act of grooming

is co-produced by Higher Ground Productions.

That's very fitting.

The entertainment company founded by Barry and Michelle Obama in 2018.

This is not a show aimed at adults or even teenagers.

It's aimed at little kids.

And now we know it is aimed at shattering the innocence of little kids by introducing them to deviant lifestyles long before they are ready.

This is not the first time.

Netflix has been doing this a few other times.

There's been another show called Dead End Paranormal Park that's aimed at like seventh graders.

Even Coco Melon has

been affected by this.

Let's check this out.

Cocomelon.

Yeah, Cocomelon.

What's that?

Cocomelon's a TV show.

Bro, my kids used to watch that shit because, again, they've been out for seasons.

They don't just have a brand new show and like, here's the gay shit, right?

They suck them in.

They suck them in, bro.

Like, my kids don't watch Coco Melon.

My kids don't watch anything on fucking Netflix now.

Like, we're done.

You can't afford to.

You can't afford to let them.

Because the problem is, like, the parents, like...

No, they'll just set them in front of the TV knowing that they trust the program.

They trust it, bro.

And then all of a sudden they start to shit.

It's Cocomelon.

Like, I don't even got to be in the room.

I'm making dinner or whatever.

The the fuck is that.

That's some fucking sinister shit, bro.

It's fucked up, bro.

That's some intentionally sinister bullshit, bro.

It's insane.

So are they getting fucked with on this?

Oh, fuck yeah, bro.

Let's watch the clip that everybody's talking about.

So here it is.

Okay, I've got eyes on the cake.

Flowers are inbound.

People, there's my glitter.

This is Cherry Chip reporting from the wedding of the year.

Everyone's favorite karate instructor, Sensei Dave, will be marrying mixed martial arts champion Jiu-Jitsu Joe.

He's the undisputed champion of my heart

told you about them jiu-jitsu guys bro

sorry sensei dave careful rosie miss chen can we take a sensei dave and jiu-jitsu joe

get a little too comfortable in the wrestling 90s

Thanks for making our special day happen.

We can't wait for all our family and friends to visit our favorite place in the world.

We all wanted to help even Professor Flowerbomb.

I couldn't miss Sensei Dave's big date.

He taught me how to really smash stuff.

Of course, gotta be a big, gay black girl.

I mean, of course.

I can't wait for my mom to feast her eyes on this.

I haven't seen her in way too long.

The seeding chart says she's in the front row, so she'll have a perfect view of the ceremony.

Can we help with anything else?

Well, there is one thing, actually.

So these kids are planning the wedding.

Okay, hold on.

So, so what season four okay 11th episode so for four seasons

your kids are following this show they're loving it and you're putting them down in front of the show and the parents are starting to be like okay this is a good show for the kids

and then out of the blue you're you know

in the other room and here comes the gay shit here comes sensei joe yeah and and kung fu fucking jiu-jitsu man about to roll on the mat yeah in their undies i knew there was something weird about that shit, bro.

Madat would roll with him.

You roll with

jiu-jitsu Joe.

Hey, man.

Yeah,

that shows intent.

Okay.

What that shows is predatory intent.

Yes.

And the fact that it's coming from the Obamas is not a surprise.

Makes a lot more sense now, doesn't it?

Bro, these people are going to put themselves in a situation where it's going to be very dangerous for them personally.

I mean, I don't know, like, I don't think

they might not understand how the tide is swinging right now, but that is not going to be received well.

Bro.

And like, and again, Netflix allowing this shit.

And what's happened in history to every single person ever in the history of mankind who has tried to push this kind of shit

against the social narrative?

What happens to them?

Every time in the history,

what happens?

That's right.

They end up being killed.

Yep.

You do not fuck with people's kids, bro.

No.

No.

This is even more disgusting.

Think if you had kids and all of a sudden, you know,

you're a traditional family

and your kids come in and be like, why is it this?

And they're.

Damn, look at Sensei Joe.

Yeah.

And then you got to explain how the fucking television's wrong or how it's this.

Like, they're forcing kids out of their own childhood to

deal with adult situations.

Right.

For their own benefit.

Like, that's the most disgusting thing in the world.

Adults used to have an understanding that you let kids be kids, and we handle all of our issues, you know, as adults.

You know,

once you're 16, 17, 18, you kind of start participating in the understanding and the conversation.

But up until then, you're just a kid, man.

And it's, I think that's the biggest,

most disgusting thing that's going on here is that these kids are having their entire

youth stolen from them by people who are trying to force an agenda that the majority of people are not okay with.

Yeah.

And then cry and say that it's bigoted.

Well, people are hating us.

No, yeah, they do hate you.

That's why.

Yeah.

That's right.

Why?

That's right.

Leave my fucking kids alone, bro.

Bro, 10 years ago,

15, 16, 17, you know, 18.

I mean, we didn't have this problem.

Like, I think everybody was kind of cool with whatever was going on with the gay community.

And, and, and, you know,

it's, it's, and it's not gay people, bro.

It's fucking communist people.

It's the same shit in Weimar, the Weimar Republic, dude.

It's the same fucking shit.

Bro, check, look, look at this one.

So, this is the one that I pulled from Coco Melon.

It's even more fucking sickening, bro, because these are like targeted like fucking babies.

Yeah, check this out.

How about you break out those moves for your two biggest fans?

That's a little boy in a tutu dancing for two gay guys.

So just be you.

That's like one of the fucking

secret phrases that these motherfuckers use.

And then like, if you're just a normal person,

that's not you enough.

Yeah, right, right.

You got to be weird.

Yeah.

You got to wear a skirt or you got to do a thing or you got to do where, you know, this or that.

You understand?

Yep.

This is all manipulation shit, bro.

Just be you.

Just be you.

A kid's like, well, I want to eat the mud.

Yeah.

I want to make mud pies.

I want to fucking play with Hot Wheels.

Just don't put it on your face because we can still get in trouble for that.

Yeah, well, I can.

You know what I'm saying?

Bro, it's it's fucking, it's, dude.

Bro, I feel sad for kids right now, dude.

I really do.

But the thing is, like, like, because you have to protect them from fucking everything at this point.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, you can't fucking trust anything.

No.

Fucking anything.

His best chance is to buy him a fucking box of Hot Wheels and just fucking turn them loose.

That's it.

Dude, it's fucking sad.

Now, Elon Musk jumped in on this.

He's been kind of, you know, quote unquote, leading the charge with this whole thing.

He tweeted this out just the other day.

It's already gotten almost 80 million fucking views.

But he says, cancel Netflix for the health of your kids.

It's a meme of a Trojan horse.

And inside the Trojan horse, the Trojan horse is labeled Netflix.

Inside of it, it says transgender woke agenda.

And then its parents opening the fucking door, letting right to it, bro.

Listen, I'm going to be real.

You know, there's been a number of conservative cancel sessions that have happened over the last fucking few years, right?

We all know what they are.

This is one that's, that genuinely deserves it, in my opinion, because it involves the kids.

Well, I saw something about one of the congressmen, I forget who it was, might be Thune.

I think he's like, he subpoenaed the Netflix executives and stuff to come in to explain why this is happening and how this is happening.

Well,

you know, they're going to come in and lie or not tell the truth.

I mean, look, dude, this

until people understand what's happening and stop supporting the shit themselves.

I mean, mean, Elon's right, dude.

Like,

the government's not going to fix that.

Like, you, you have to say as a consumer, this is not

the kind of product that I feel good supporting and make those decisions in reality.

And it doesn't have to be this thing of like,

you know, I got to carry a fucking pitchfork and a torch.

You just do it.

Yeah.

Or more importantly, oh, I'm going to post this on my page just so everybody knows I canceled my subscription.

But just do it.

I don't think most of those people do it.

I think they say they're going to do it for clout.

Right.

But damn, my favorite shows on Netflix.

What am I going to binge now?

How am I supposed to

Netflix and chill now?

And that's why we talk about personal excellence being the ultimate rebellion because they

have mated people.

They've manufactured people to be such mega consumers of their food, their medical, their data, their streaming, their propaganda, and made everything so convenient that people have

adopted that lifestyle and then they become a slave to the convenience.

And,

you know, in every society, there are, there are,

there are people who are going to manipulate, use, cheat, steal, lie, and hurt people to control them.

And that's nothing new.

No.

It's just

a different way now.

And

yeah, man, it's,

I, I, I personally think these kind of moves at this point in time, the way that culture is currently, are really fucking stupid.

You're not going to get away with it again.

No.

These companies are not going to get away with this.

They're not going to continue to get away with it because there's enough people awake now to where they're like, bro, I'm going to fuck that.

Well, dude, and the craziest part about all of this, too, is like, you hear people like these communists, you know, and like the shit.

Like, you know how easy it is.

Like, you don't have to sell me on conservatism values no more.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, they're trying to set like the things that we want.

They make it sound so bad.

Oh, you mean, like Joy Reid?

Like, Joy Reid.

That's right.

There you go.

You're picking up what I'm putting down, dog.

I like it.

Yeah, fucking Joy Reid.

You know, she warns that Republicans want.

This is the most insane clip ever.

Bro, I like her.

Yeah, this is great.

It's fucking insane.

I don't think she even knew what she was saying.

Let's check this clip out.

Is that if you go back before the 20th century, there were no income taxes, there were no regulations on business.

You could earn as much money as you want, leave 100% of it to your children.

Yes.

That's the world they want back.

To get it back, they need society to change.

They need people to be less modern.

They need people to want fewer things.

No, they don't need people to want fewer things.

They need...

They need people to be more ambitious and hungry and have higher standards.

Yeah, right.

They don't need to settle into wanting less because you feel that less is available.

You have to demand more and put yourself in a position to take that.

Yeah.

The argument is just so stupid.

That is like.

Don't be a conservative.

They want your kids to be straight.

They want your kids to be straight.

They want you to have kids.

They want you to go to church.

They want you to make money.

They don't want that.

They don't want to pay taxes.

They want to be left the fuck alone.

Sounds horrible.

This is terrible.

How do I sign up?

They want to keep their guns.

Yeah.

It's like, so fucking

I mean, that doesn't show you the bubble that they live in.

Bro.

Right?

That's the bubble they live in.

They think that that's absurd shit.

That is the American want, dream, and desire.

And I could tell you this, dude.

If I was ever running shit, that's exactly how the fuck it would be.

Well, it was like that for longer than it wasn't.

Well, Trump fucking talked all that bullshit.

He's going to put us back there before tax and this and that.

And I'm going to remove tax when I increase tariffs.

And no, he didn't.

He just increased tariffs and didn't remove the tax.

And now everybody's suffering even more.

Okay.

So, and I know what he's doing.

I fucking know as an operator what he's doing.

He's trying to remove the deficit by increasing the tariffs.

And he understands that people are hurting.

And he also is smart enough to understand that the tax has to come down, but he's keeping it up for as long as he possibly can to bring the deficit down as low as he can so that he can celebrate and plant the flag on that.

When in reality, the average Americans give a fuck about the deficit.

They care if they can afford gas and their bills and their mortgage and have a little bit money left over to go do some shit.

And these, this, this method that he's using is not,

it's not for America first.

It's just not.

It's for Trump first.

And for that to be America first, he would have to increase the tariffs and reduce the tax in proportion.

But he hasn't done that, right?

You understand what I'm saying?

So do you?

Look at that.

Absolutely.

You got a bucket.

You're trying to fucking put as much money in the bucket.

So you increase the fucking tariff.

So the money coming in was going in the bucket.

And then you keep the taxes where they were.

So that money goes in the bucket.

So you can look good and say, look what I did.

When in reality, if he was actually America first, he'd raise the tariffs, eliminate the tax.

We would be rich.

The numbers wouldn't really change that much.

But fuck those motherfuckers, bro.

We shouldn't owe those people money anyway.

Bro, we need an American bailout.

Yeah.

We bail out every fucking bus.

Listen, dude, real talk.

I said this years ago.

You know what we should do?

We should erase the debt.

All these creditors, and by the way, most of them are fucking Israeli, okay?

They have fucked us for so long.

Why doesn't Trump fuck them?

Why doesn't he say, hey, guess what?

We're going to do a one-time debt relief for all the consumers like he's done for the biggest companies in the world.

These guys are the richest people in the world, bro.

If you wiped out consumer debt, it would actually make them richer because people would go out, the economy would go up, and they would get it right back.

And not only would they get it right back, everybody would be in a better position to spend more.

So they would take a little hit for a bigger gain later.

Like, it's just

so simple, bro.

Dude, I know, but they won't do it because it's pure greed, bro.

Fuck these motherfuckers, dude.

We are slaves, period.

We are slaves.

And until we fucking acknowledge that and get pissed about it, nothing will change.

It's real, bro.

It's real, guys.

You don't let the slaves free when they're content being slaves.

The slaves are only let free when they fucking demand to be let free.

And that's where the fuck we are as citizens of this country.

That's real, bro.

That's real, guys.

Jumping on this conversation, man.

Let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

We'll definitely have to stay tuned on this Netflix situation, man.

But let us know, man.

Guys, with that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show.

As always,

we have thumbs up.

We're dumb as fuck.

That's where we bring a headline in.

We talk about it, we vote on it.

It gets one of these two options.

So, with that being said, our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads:

MMA Fighter beats Florida Home Intruder to protect Teen Nephew.

Just God in my hands.

Let's hear it.

MMA Fighter beats Florida Home Intruder.

Yeah.

Well, listen, I was expecting some Tito or Ts or something like that.

Like, you know,

okay.

Listen.

Remember when Tito was here?

People do not understand

like when these fucking couch potatoes are like, oh, I'd fucking do this and that.

This.

Look, I'm a big dude, bro.

I'm almost 6'2.

I'm 260 fucking pounds.

I'm in good shape.

Yeah, you are.

Sexy.

All right.

That's right.

Sexy vanilla.

All right.

And

in comes Tito Ortiz.

And I'm thinking, like, I'm a big dude, bro.

Like, like, Tito's probably not that big.

Yeah.

Shit.

That motherfucker's head is as big as my body.

That's a big dude.

He's a big dude.

His hands are this big, bro.

His hands are two of my hand.

Bro, you know what he told me?

He's not that big.

He's not like

280 pounds, bro.

He's like fucking what, you think, 230, 240?

Yeah.

He's probably like 240 when we were here.

206.

Now he's probably 240 when he was here.

When he was here, he was like 240.

But you know what he told me there?

He's like, dude,

you got to get your daughter in fucking jiu-jitsu, bro.

You got to go to training.

I said, bro, I'll do whatever you tell me to do.

I'm not going to tell you.

Bro, but like, I was thinking, I was like, you sounded like it wasn't like it.

I was like, bro, I love Tito.

He's a fucking such an awesome dude.

Great dude.

Such an awesome dude.

But I'm looking at him, you know, as a guy would look at another guy.

Like, what would I have to do if the shit went down?

There's nothing I could do.

I mean, there's only one thing yeah you i don't know that if you shot him it would stop the motherfucker bro like

try how many times would you have to punch his head for it to even fucking be felt he wouldn't even feel it that's what i'm saying he wouldn't feel it

anyway yeah but yeah there's different humans out there for sure like when fred

when fucking fred warner was here geez people were like oh yeah i could play in the nfl you know his hand bro is this like i walked into the fucking locker

bro i walked into the locker room it was a saturday i walked into the locker room you know

saturday is my day to come in here and kind of just do my thing

walk into the locker room and there's this

black dude who fucking he's he's he because he wears a pineapple on his head he ties up the dress he looks like he's 6'8 yeah and he's in his like uh under armor type underwear right that's all he's wearing yeah performance boxers chiseled marble i walked in the room and i i fucking looked at him and he was facing his locker Yeah.

And I fucking walked out of the room.

I had to gather myself.

He takes some pants off.

It's over.

I was like, no,

I was like,

I was like,

who the fuck is this guy in our?

I had to walk and ask somebody.

I'm like, who the fuck is that in the locker room?

Does he work here?

Like, I better watch my mouth.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, fuck.

I know.

I remember seeing him from your fucking, I think I was up in your office and he was like walking through.

And, bro, I swear to God, he was the same height as the fucking offices bro.

Top of him, bro.

Bro, I said, That's a big fucking dude, dude.

It's a big dude.

Imagine that guy who runs like a 4-5, yeah, chasing you down.

Bro, these are fucking different kinds of humans, bro.

Anyway, nothing you can do.

No, nope, once he puts his hands on you, though.

Once he puts his hands on you, you know what I'm saying?

What you say, there's nothing you would want to do once he puts his hands on you.

What did you say?

What?

Nothing.

Yeah, man.

MMA fighter, man.

Yeah, he beats this guy's ass.

So a trained mixed martial artist.

This is Jiu-Jitsu Joe.

Trained mixed martial artist.

He beats an intruder, black and blue, for entering his sister's Florida home as the suspect claimed he mistakenly walked into the residence after a night of drinking.

Henny Rojas.

First of all, you don't fuck with people named Henney.

Okay, Hennessy's dangerous.

I'm not fucking with nobody named Henny.

That's a bad bad sign right there.

But Henney was sleeping at his relatives' home in Wilton Manors, just north of Fort Lauderdale, on Saturday morning, when his teenage nephew frantically woke him up to tell him there was an intruder in the living room.

Quote, I'm prepared.

It's not my time.

It's not my first time.

I don't feel pain.

Nothing.

Rojas told the outlet.

I don't have guns.

I wasn't looking for a knife.

Just God in my hands.

That's it.

Let's check this fucking clip.

That's him.

This is Henry Rojas.

Let's check this clip.

This MMA fighter beats the crap out of a home intruder in Florida.

Of course, Henry Roja was protecting his teen nephew with only God on my hands.

That's it.

The home intruder, Anthony Carasani, told police that he was just drinking and was trying to get to a friend's house.

Bro, this is the most Kyle shit ever.

Hey, no, you got to sign this dude.

Sign his ass, bro.

Sign him right now.

He's been listening.

He's been practicing in MMA for three years.

He's got his whole pose down and everything.

He's ready.

He's ready.

There's walkout music right there, too.

But yeah, he confronted the intruder head-on, utilizing his fighting skills to enrich.

No video.

We just have the mugshot of

the intruder.

This is the mugshot.

yeah well

he's confused bro yep that's what happens too many white claws bro hey man gotcha

stay the fuck out of people's houses bro he's lucky that's all he got bro dude real talk if i walked out if i knew there was a motherfucker sitting on my couch I walked out in the middle of the night,

there would be no fighting.

There wouldn't even be talking.

It would be an execution.

I don't, it doesn't, that's what's happening.

This guy's lucky.

You should be grateful.

Would you guys stop to ask questions?

No, no, there'd be no questions.

Yeah.

No, no, none.

None.

He'd be Swiss cheese, bro.

Anyway, good.

Yeah, man.

Why do they all look like that?

Why do all the guys that get beat up and have beat up muck shots look like that?

I mean, he got it pretty good.

Nah, that ain't bad enough.

That's not bad enough.

Bro, I was searching through mug shots and shit, and like, there's some pretty bad ones out there.

People get beat up.

Yeah, fuck yeah, bro.

I'm pretty bad.

Yep.

But, I mean, listen, bro, don't

maybe, maybe not, maybe don't drink no more.

I've had my ass beat a few times by certain people

that

didn't do certain things because I just said, hey, you beat my ass.

So please don't do this.

And then they said, okay, you can go home.

But I'll tell you this.

I deserved it.

Hey, he deserved it.

Yeah.

I think the difference between a man and a boy is that a man can say, I deserve that.

That's real.

Yeah.

That's real shit.

But yeah, he's, and then, yeah, he held him down until police came.

So he beat his ass, then held him down.

That's great.

He probably like held him down with like his balls in his face and shit.

You know what I'm saying?

Some weird.

One of them weird.

weird same finish

what's the moves where the balls go in the face tea bag which one all of them yeah

bro i love i you know what i love i love how many people are seriously like taking their personal defense uh like for real it's like fortunate but like yeah they have to well dude it's cool here because like i see madat and like the other guys here like learning these new skills starting from zero you know i mean real talk i mean did you know shit about anything when you started no i didn't know anything yeah and i mean dude now you're a like i can i've seen it in him like he's gone he's become much more confident uh the the vibe that comes off of him is like hey i'm calm but don't with me you know like all i think it's good for men to do those things you know what i'm saying

don't you think yeah absolutely agree

yeah like you're not afraid of nobody No.

Yeah.

I don't think you were before, but I mean, it's different now.

Well, I didn't know how helpless I was before until I started actually training and doing.

So now you're probably walking around.

Now you're walking around thinking like, fuck, I probably should have kept my mouth shut all those times.

Yeah, man.

Bro, if you get your ass whooped by Henny Rojas, bro, fuck, man.

I mean, if he's been training jiu-jitsu for three years, he'd probably whoop your ass.

I mean, he did something.

Shit.

I mean,

people don't respect jiu-jitsu the way they should be respected.

No.

You know, there's 15-year-old girls that'll fuck you up, bro.

No, it's real.

That's why I just carry a gun.

I can tell you this.

I ain't getting fucked up by no 15-year-old girl.

That's my rule, bro.

If you got cat flowers, I ain't fighting you.

Didn't you lose a fight to a 15-year-old?

Yeah, I did.

Yeah.

He's very good.

I bet he is.

That was a couple years ago, huh?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I bet he got better now, huh?

Oh, yeah, he's a stud.

You still go with that guy?

Yeah, I know him.

I've trained with him a lot of times.

So he's just fucking killing it.

Yeah, I mean, he's been training since he was like eight years old.

Yeah.

That's badass.

He's a stud.

Cool.

All right.

He would fuck you up.

I'm sure he would.

You wouldn't.

I'll just call him.

Yeah, man.

So what are we doing on this, man?

Thumbs up.

Thumbs up.

Give that man a contract.

That's what I'm saying.

Give him a spot at the White House fight.

That might be, I don't know if he's ready for that, bro.

Oh, he's ready.

Did you see him?

He's got a hose.

He's got a year.

He's got music.

He's got a pose.

Got the glasses.

He's got a shirt.

That's real.

He's got real-world experience.

He's ready.

He's not ready.

That guy's not ready.

He's not ready.

All right, man.

Well, thumbs up for that, man.

Guys, hey, bro, did you hear that?

Like, Conor McGregor's out here saying that him and Chandler are fighting at the White House for real.

I heard that.

Did you say, did you see him confirm that yesterday?

Yeah,

that's real.

I don't know.

I'm going to find out tonight.

Listen, I can't say how, but I will know tonight.

Yeah, man.

Listen, I'm excited.

I wouldn't be opposed to seeing it.

I don't know.

All right.

But yeah, man, guys, Andy.

That's all I got.

That's the show.

Appreciate you guys.

Love you guys.

We will see you Monday.

Don't be a hoe.

Straight show.

Now my jury box froze.

Fuck a bowl, fuck a stove.

Counted millions in the cold.

Bad bitch, booted swole, got her own bank rope, can't fold, that's a no, headshot, case clothes, low.