945. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's N-Word Joke Falls Flat, Trump Vows Border Patrol Taking No Nonsense & Grieving Dad Slams Lawmakers

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Now my jury box froze.

Fuck up bold, fuck up stove.

Counted millions in a cold.

Bad bitch, booted swole.

Got her own bank rope.

Can't fold, just a no.

Headshot, case close, close, close.

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Today, we have

Andy and DJ.

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what's up what's going on man nothing yeah don't forget to pay the fee gotta pay the fee bro all right gotta pay the fee don't be a hoe the venmo is uh

yeah don't be a hoe man i know you're trying to sneak that in there hey man hey you know 20 bucks is 20 bucks man or or

They could just, you know, stop by their neighborhood 7-Eleven.

Sip on some scissors.

Get yourself one of these amazing form energies.

Screaming freedom.

Every time you crack one, a bald eagle is born.

It is science.

So good.

Yeah, man.

What's going on with them, man?

Oh, nothing.

Everybody got to see me crash out a little bit yesterday.

Hey, man, listen, it shit happens sometimes, bro.

You know what?

Like I said, I get mad.

I get mad.

That's what it is.

Amen.

I had some stuff I had going on.

You had to get handled?

this is my side gig you know what i'm saying that's right side hustle that's right still hustle

i love it dude sometimes you got to handle business bro sometimes business has to be handled that's right isn't that what they do on podcasts they just like repeat like just flip what each other say yeah i mean that's that's what the new podcasters do yeah they don't even have a podcast they just have a microphone uh-huh and then they pretend yeah right and then they say with the microphone yeah because it makes it official

Bro.

And you can see him like, like, you ever see someone make a piece of content and

I don't know if I'm like extra,

I don't know, like an extra stickler about it, but like they're like walking, right?

And they catch that frame right in the beginning where they show them like the start to walk.

It's like,

they didn't cut it.

Like, bro, you can't cut out that 0.8 seconds to make it perfect.

Like, come on, man.

I've seen that clip.

There was one dude.

It was like he, he, like, acting like he was hopping out of a fucking helicopter or something.

Oh, God.

The blades wasn't even moving or nothing.

Like, he just jumps down.

Like, doors closed.

Yeah, dude.

And then, like, and then, like, all these dudes that have, like,

you know, they're saying motivational shit that's been said by the top three or four dudes for the last 15 years.

And the, and, you know, the reason they're the top three or four dudes is because of how they deliver it, not just what they deliver.

And you got these guys with these microphones trying to like

fire people people up that just are not firing them up, type of people, dude.

I told Alex that all the time, bro.

It's not what you say, it's how you say it.

You know what?

Yeah, man.

Well, let's

do some pressure.

I'm gonna let that one.

Yeah, why?

You know what I'm saying?

Bang, bang, shot shots.

No, but,

dude, have you ever been interested in doing like a safari?

Like, yeah, like in Africa?

Yeah.

Bro, like with elephants and lions and okay yeah bro i'm totally in you're in yeah my cousin dan did one you know my cousin dan the eye doctor yeah he he did one solid dude oh the best dude yeah best dude that guy's an incredible dude bro really good dude put put himself through college uh through the military put himself through optometry school that was a great practice great practice now he's an entrepreneur like dude total killer bro great guy anyway um he did this cool safari uh i think he's done it a couple times now.

I can't remember, but it was like they were like laying in bed, bro, and like elephants were like there.

Oh, no.

Yeah, it was awesome.

All right.

Well, you might want to change your mind, bro, because here's the thing.

Like, this is what I don't like about you people.

I'm the animal whisper.

What do you mean, you people?

Bro, it's white people to do these fucking safaris, bro.

But like, the thing is, y'all, like, they be forgetting, bro.

Like, what are you fucking worried about, bro?

They see black people all the time.

They leave them alone.

they're used to seeing black people bro they're gonna fuck with you

home home

no man but i feel like people be forgetting like these are still wild fucking animals bro Like they're still like they're animals, man.

They are.

And you got to be careful, bro.

This video is going viral right now of an elephant that charges at tourists, shoves floundering woman underwater after the party gets too close to its babies.

Yeah, fed up baby mama elephant.

Got pissed, bro, and lost her shit.

Let's check this out.

Oh, those guys know they're a good shit.

Yep.

They're like, oh, shit.

And, bro, they're in these little bitty fucking boats, bro.

There's no fucking chance.

Look at them got their phones out.

Like, nothing's happening.

Bro.

I want to see their video.

Bro!

Bro,

no, no, no.

Oh, my God.

Dude,

now they're in the water with like, who knows what?

Crocodiles and shit.

Yeah, bro.

There's no fucking chance.

I mean look man

I Would like to see the video of the people in that boat

Like the POV.

That's a pretty good video.

That's not bad bro.

I think elephants are the coolest animals in the world, bro.

Dude, 100%.

You know what some real killers are.

The fucking hippos.

Yeah.

Yeah, they are.

Like real shit, bro.

Like that's that's me.

That's my

spirit animal.

You ever heard of Mudang?

No.

Mu Dang's a wild hippopotamus killer, bro.

Oh, yeah.

Most famous killer hippopotamus ever.

Google it.

Oh, like it's like, it's like Mu Dang.

They named him.

Mudang.

Look it up, dude.

Mu Dang.

Moo D E N G.

I call Dave, see how he spells it.

Mu Dang.

Mu Dang.

Yeah.

All right.

Andy got me.

That's a pygmy hippo, bro.

Those are baby ones.

Yeah, they stay that size.

No, they stay like little like that.

Pygmy hippo.

Bro, there's no such thing.

Put it in.

Bro, is there such thing as a goo, as a pygmy hippo?

See?

But, like, they do pig.

Oh, you know what I found out last night?

Let's forget about this, motherfucker.

I was reading this shit in India.

Do you know, you know, this, right?

Did you guys know that India has the most tigers of any country in the world?

And the most cattle, too.

Most cattle?

Mm-hmm.

Dude.

What else they got them?

Hold on.

Hold on.

Do you, did you, when you grew up in India, were you like, were you able to watch out for tigers?

Not really, but there are certain areas where they can attack.

I saw a video two days ago where this guy was cycling on a very narrow street.

Yeah.

And there was a tiger that came and just bumped him off the cycle and just went back.

Dude, imagine like growing up and you're like, oh, I got to watch out for fucking tigers.

I mean, I know the feeling.

Yeah.

Oh, do you?

Yeah.

I got to watch out for something.

It's different here in Maryland.

Same state.

It's different.

Oh, shit.

I'd rather watch out here.

I'd rather watch out here for tigers.

Yeah, I got you.

Yeah, I mean, you know, maybe.

You got to be careful either way, bro.

You got to be careful.

But

so Safari trip?

Yeah, I'm in.

100%, dude.

We got to get Tarzan in there.

Yeah.

Well, dude, he knows all the secret shit.

All the places yeah he's crazy dude bro he's wild did you see that king cobra he was posed with that was like 30 feet long or some it's like this big around bro he does some wild yeah bro but i feel like he would give us a pretty good you know safari tour yeah i'm down you know elephants are like

you know in certain parts of the world they're like super abused bro

like it's really bad yeah like used for like hauling uh doing timber work and circuses and shit it's just really bad bro have you seen and they're hyper intelligent animals dude yeah but do you see when they like when they had enough?

Yeah.

Yeah, they had enough.

That's what it looked like for me yesterday.

They're just fucking, they're over it, bro.

Yeah.

Done, bro.

There's nothing you can do.

You stay within 200 yards away from that thing.

Yeah.

They also never forget.

Yeah, that's right.

Fuck, man.

Good gosh.

All right.

Well,

I love elephants, bro.

Like, one of my things I want to do, like, eventually would be to have like an elephant preserve.

Bro, who's the richest dude in India?

Because doesn't he have like a giant fucking safari?

Like they've opened a animal preservation sort of non-profit thing.

They did?

Yeah, bro.

The rich guy?

Yeah, Mukeshin Bani.

The guy that looks like a Grimace.

That's his son.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

You know what I'm talking about?

Oh, absolutely.

The one who got married a few months ago.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Spent like $100 million on his wedding.

$100 million.

Go up like seven.

Yeah.

$700.

Almost a billion dollars.

Yeah.

Yep.

He gave everybody, like, all of his attendees like a fucking AP watch.

Yeah, well, I mean, you still look like Grimus.

It don't even matter at that point, though.

He needs us.

He needs some form energy.

Yeah.

He needs some.

Yeah, bro.

No, he has like, it's like the biggest wildlife sanctuary they built up in there.

Like each elephant has like fucking like a thousand acres to himself or some shit.

Yeah, it's crazy.

But yeah, so Andy and DJ Safari.

Yeah.

I'm in.

I'm down, bro.

Yeah, I'm down.

I'm not going on that one.

Yeah, not that one.

Dude, what's crazy is you can see the people, the guides like panicking.

Yeah.

And the people are just like...

Sure, this is normal.

Where's my Big Mac coming?

About to get fucking mauled.

Yeah.

Oh, man.

All right.

Your people, man.

Guys,

I can't deny it.

Let's get into our headlines, though, guys.

Remember, if you'd like to see any of these articles links pictures videos go to andyforsella.com you guys can find them all linked there for you that being said

headline number one

uh trump's inward joke falls flat as america's top generals laugh awkwardly at gag about firing them um so we cover this uh all the the military uh generals and admirals yeah i i still haven't been able to figure out what that's about what they remember do we know what it's about yeah so it kind of comes out I mean, and listen, there's obviously clips that come out.

I don't believe they like

streamed the entire thing start to finish.

I'm sure there were some pieces of the conversation and meeting that were not publicized.

But for the most part,

it seemed like it was just kind of like Pete Heckseth kind of just reinstituting the culture and the standards that need to be set for the military.

Or at least that's what was publicly available.

But Trump spoke there, you know, tried to make some jokes.

Nobody was really laughing.

I thought a few of them were kind of funny.

I don't know.

But he did that N-word joke that he did before.

I don't remember.

Yeah.

So he's like, he says, quote, there are two N-words and you can't use either of them, Trump said, telling the room.

And that second N-word is nuclear.

What's the first one?

No.

Let's check my dots.

Apparently, it's no to Israel.

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, that's right.

You can't say no to Israel.

But he threw that around, you know, tried to make some like jokes.

I got a clip here.

Check this out.

Thank you very much, Pete.

Great job you're doing, too.

Fantastic job.

I've never walked into a room so silent before.

This is very...

Don't laugh.

Don't laugh.

You're not allowed to do that.

You know what?

Just have a good time.

And if you want to applaud, you applaud.

And if you want to do anything you want, you can do anything you want.

And if you don't like what I'm saying, you can leave the room.

Of course, there goes your rank.

There goes your future.

But you just feel nice and loose, okay?

Because we're all on the same team.

Yeah.

So, I mean, it's, you know, trying to do something.

I mean, look, dude, these guys got called in from all over the world.

They got their life uprooted that, you know, like for

a couple days, okay, not like forever.

Yeah, yeah.

Let's be real, dude.

I mean, they're, they're like,

I'd be nervous as what's going on.

Yeah.

I mean, these dudes are not in the joking mood, bro.

They're like,

what are we doing?

Yeah, right.

It's like that fucking, who did that shit to the, like, was this,

who was that?

Saddam Hussein?

Oh, where he made, he called out all of his people in.

Names and sent them out?

Bro.

Yeah.

Like, I'm sure that's probably.

Yeah, they were probably worried, scared, shitless.

Yeah.

Yeah, fuck, man.

You probably made that.

You got some lumps of coals in those seats, I guess.

I guarantee it.

But no, I mean, you know, Trump talked to him a little bit, you know, again, reestablishing the culture of America.

PTXF, ptxf the secretary of war got up and talked um i mean he pretty much laid it out straight he said you know we got fat people here can't have that did he really say that he did yeah fat generals fat fat enlisted not happening um they're resetting the standard for um

uh anybody that's um

warfighting basically like the the true war fighters like reinst reinstituting the male standard for physical fitness yeah um he's like you know i'm tired of walking around the pentagon and seeing fat overweight generals.

Like, we're not having it.

Yeah.

And, you know, at the end, told him that anybody that opposes it to resign, do the honorable thing and resign if you want to oppose it.

Yeah.

So that's been going on, which, again, I mean, I mean, that makes perfect sense.

Why would that not make sense?

When did that ever stop making sense?

Yeah.

Yeah.

And then I saw people on the view talking about it.

Yeah, people on the view got in there and tried to talk about it.

Do you have that?

I actually do have the clips.

Yeah.

She got in there and like started getting mad that they were saying like people were fat.

hey people are fucking fat people are like what do we

well not only that but it's like you know she i know she also too she like addressed like oh and they spent six million dollars on um

you know hosting this thing yeah lady we sent five million dollars to fucking you know kenya to study fucking you know spirit people

you know what i'm saying and you're worried about getting our military back realigned on the page that they need to be put on like that's what you're worried about like give me a fucking break.

Give me a break, lady.

What's that girl's name?

Sonny?

Yeah, Sonny Hoskins.

Bro,

by why he did that, the optics were terrible, meaning all of our top military brass are all in one place, and we spent $6 million to get them there.

That didn't make a lot of sense to me.

It also didn't make a lot of sense to me that he was saying that he was going to toughen physical standards and review the anti-hazing policy

by sort of implementing a hazing policy.

And then also he said he was going to

return to the highest male standard for combat positions because the troops were fat.

I don't understand how that was supposed to be an uplifting message for our military.

He was referring to Colonel Sanders.

It was really a bizarre thing.

He started talking about woke DEI policies.

By the way, there are no gender quotas in the military.

By the way, he fired more more than a dozen military leaders, many of them people of color and women.

He fired the chairman of the Joint Chief of Staff, General Charles Brown Jr., who is...

First of all, we don't give a fuck if they were people of color anymore.

We care if they could do the fucking job.

All right.

So this whole left

conversation of identity politics and you deserve this because you're a person of color or this or that or this is fucking over.

That's exactly what he's talking about at that meeting.

We are going to put the best and brightest and strongest and baddest ass motherfuckers out there.

And if they happen to all be black, they can all be black.

If they happen to all be white, they can all be white.

We don't give a fuck.

We want Americans and we want them to be badass.

Okay, so let's start with that.

That makes perfect sense.

Secondly, a 5'4,

fucking 5'4-wide human being is not going to be an effective soldier.

Everybody knows that.

They can't run 100 yards.

They can't run a mile.

They certainly can't run 100 yards or run a mile with a 60-pound fucking ruck on.

They can't do it.

Okay.

So really what you're saying here is that

you would rather these people go over there and get killed than be in shape and be told, hey, you fat fuck, if you don't go take care of that, you're going to get killed.

Like, what are we talking about here?

That's an uplifting message.

Not every message has to be uplifting.

Not every message has to be positive.

Sometimes the best things that happen to people in their whole lives are negative situations, hard situations, hard truths that they have to swallow and say, fuck, I do need to fix that.

Well, I think it is uplifting, bro.

It's uplifting to all the people who do meet the standards now knowing that they don't have to worry no more about the guy to their left or right,

not being held to those same standards.

Yeah, I mean, that's another good point.

That is uplifting.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, I'm sure a lot of people are.

These people pick apart everything because they don't live in the real world, bro.

She doesn't live in a real world.

None of these people live in a real world.

They've all had the luxury of being successful their adult lives, being someone their adult lives.

They don't have to fear being homeless.

They don't have to fear where their money's coming from.

They don't have to fear getting killed or shot or having to go to war.

These people do not have the same concerns that

these other people that they're criticizing have.

And it's like that they, the fact that they can't see that they're not even in a place

to make a

statement on the situation because they lack the perspective is just, it's mind-boggling to me, dude.

It's about Colonel Sanders.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, look, bro, this is what you get when you throw a bunch of dumbasses on a fucking show.

Entitled opinions, bro.

That's what it is.

Now, our entitled opinions are good.

No, of course.

Well, I think we have a little more perspective on what they're talking about.

A little more life experience.

Has she ever been, been, has Sonny ever been fat?

I don't know.

I know I have.

Me too.

You know what?

Are you better when you're not fat?

What are you better at?

Everything.

Everything?

Yeah, everything.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah.

Everywhere.

And do you cry that I call you fat for fucking when you were fat?

No, you're probably thankful for it.

I wish you would have called me it more.

Yeah.

And sooner.

I mean, look, dude, the truth, being kind to people is not lying to them.

Being kind to people is telling them the things they need to hear so they can fix the problem.

If you really care about someone, you're going to tell them that truth.

I mean, I,

this fake virtue of like lying to people about how they are so they can uplift them is what's causing people to be miserable.

No, it's bullshit, man.

It's bullshit.

Now, we got the generals meeting, and on top of that, sometimes you got to be like, Yeah.

Man, I'm so fat.

Yeah.

You are.

You are.

Madat does that beautifully for me.

Yeah, well.

I know fucking, you know, I know five pet people.

You're four of them.

You know what I'm saying?

That's a great joke that was not directed towards me.

You're only two now.

I'm only two now.

That's right.

Now, going on in D.C., there's actually a lot

that's happening.

This is another big talk of the town right now.

This headline reads: House Democrats threaten shutdown fight to protect Obamacare perks.

So this is a big debate.

House Democrats are quote-unquote ready to go to war to save enhanced Obamacare subsidies that are set to expire at the end of the year, even if it means risking a partial government shutdown.

So Democrats and some moderate House Republicans have been sounding the alarm about the expiring health care subsidies for weeks, a fight that's now coming to a head as the Senate is poised to vote on a short-term federal funding bill called a continuing resolution.

This is aimed at keeping the government funded through November 21st.

And essentially, and I've tried to see a lot on this.

What I have found, chat, please correct me if I'm wrong, double-check it, but I believe what the true fight is over is

allowing illegal migrants to get health care

and people who are not even citizens to maintain health care in the country.

And the Republicans are saying, we don't want to continue to pay for that.

And Democrats are saying, no, we need to do it.

Now, there's been some fight.

They've been meeting down at the White House and all of that stuff, meeting with Trump.

Now, Trump posted this on to kind of piss some people off.

And by some people, I mean just one, and that one is Sakeem Jeffries.

Trump posted this out on fucking literally everywhere.

Check this clip out.

Look, guys, there's no way to sugarcoat it.

Nobody likes Democrats anymore.

We have no voters left because of all of our woke trans bullshit.

Not even black people want to vote for us anymore.

Even Latinos hate us.

So we need new voters.

And if we give all these illegal aliens free health care, we might be able to get them on our side so they can vote for us.

They can't even speak English, so they won't realize we're just a bunch of woke pieces of shit, you know, at least for a while until they learn English and they realize they hate us too.

It's 100% accurate.

There's the line.

Yeah, that's so true.

Bro, that's not AI.

That's real.

Yeah.

Yeah, no.

So Keep Jeffries got his vagina hurt.

Oh, he got pretty hurt.

And this is what he had to say to come back at DJT.

Check this out.

Mr.

President, the next time you have something to say about me,

don't

cop out

through a racist

and fake AI video.

When I'm back in the Oval Office, say it to my face.

You tell them, girl.

How the fuck is Maxine Water still alive?

What is she?

A thousand?

That's all I can see is her McDonald's fucking character looking face back there.

Yeah.

She doesn't even look like a real person, dude.

You tell him.

She goes, woo.

Woohoo.

87

yeah

8700 yeah

it's all that adrenochrome

oh fuck man well it's funny you brought up maxine uh because you know she was actually confronted right after this oh really um about

was awesome it was pleasant let's check this out do democrats want to prioritize the health care of illegal aliens over a government shutdown because if the government does shut down america excuse me stop it right there we're not prioritizing what we're doing is saying simply we want to keep the government open and we want to work with the Republicans and have a bipartisan agreement to keep this government open and health care is at the top of our agenda.

But are Democrats demanding health care for illegal aliens?

That's right.

Democrats are demanding health care for everybody.

Why?

We want to save lives.

We want to make sure that health care is available to those who would die but having the help of their government.

So you're good with the government shutdown, even if it means giving health care to people who aren't American citizens?

Well, you keep,

that's what you're pushing on.

What you're trying to do is you're standing here and you're trying to make me say that somehow we're going to put non-citizens over Americans.

Quit it.

Stop it.

This is the kind of journalism we don't need.

You are divisive.

No, you're not.

You're being divisive.

No, please don't.

You don't need to ask that question.

You're just trying to get controversy here.

You're not going to get it from me.

We want to save health care for all people.

Thank you.

Thank you, Congresswoman.

Appreciate it.

Nurse, first of all,

first of all,

okay, why should American citizens have to pay for non-citizens' health care?

I am 100%

totally with

if someone's hurt or dying or, you know, there's an emergency, like, bro, no, bro, listen, it's the right thing to do to help people.

But to sit here and say that it should be a policy of this government to take our tax dollars, which we are taxed in a ridiculous amount

to pay for people that do not belong here is insane.

Yeah.

Okay.

And for them to say that she's just trying to be divisive is reflective of their communist attitude.

You can't ask that question.

Don't ask that question.

No.

That's the question.

That is a question.

It's a valid question.

An important question.

And it's very clear to anybody with an IQ over fucking 90 that

these people are trying to to

get voters like the AI

thing said.

That's the whole thing, bro.

Well, and more importantly, dude, if more people knew

the reason Maxine Waters couldn't tell the truth or say it directly, right?

She just keeps saying all people.

Well, what the fuck does that mean?

Because if more people really knew that you have these politicians down here who are being paid by our tax dollars, who are intentionally willing to push the government into a fucking shutdown to pay for health care for people who are not supposed to even be in this fucking country right now.

Yeah.

It would be a massive problem.

Yeah, but the reason they're doing that isn't because of the health care, bro.

No, that's not doing it.

Yeah, it's because they want, they know they don't have any voters.

So it's just a more free shit.

You know,

if they had a real argument on policy, which they don't,

They would lead with that stuff.

They would talk about those things.

Very simply.

But they don't.

They don't because they can't tell you what their actual intentions are because their actual intentions are very nefarious towards the American people and beneficial to them.

They don't have policies, dude.

Their policies are how do we preserve power?

How do we get as much money as we can?

And how do we convince people that we're going to fight for them,

even though we're the ones creating the hardships that they have to deal with.

And suffer through.

Right.

And that's their whole, that's the whole thing.

And dude, real talk,

the fucking, this is the whole government.

This isn't just the left side of the government.

The right side just says it differently.

All right.

And if they wanted to fix what was going on, they could be fixing what's going on already.

Like, dude, the economy is not getting better.

Like, people aren't making, you know,

more money to make ends meet.

And then, you know, just like last term when Biden kept sending all this money overseas,

you know, now Trump's doing it in just a different way.

And so, like, dude, it's frustrating

for the American people

on both sides.

Like everybody's getting taken advantage of, dude.

And, and we have to stop with this shit of, you know, like I said last week, it's, there's 80% of people that kind of all want the same thing.

And there's probably

10% that are evil.

And there's 10% that are just fucking, don't know what the fuck's going on.

And just happy to be there.

I don't,

they're just a plight to society, bro.

They don't contribute.

They take,

you know, and

when you give people the right to vote in their self-interest for free things, they're going to vote for that.

And the Democrats know that.

So that's their policy.

Let's give away free shit.

That started with Obama.

The Democrat Party isn't real anymore.

It's just not.

No.

It's the Communist Party.

Yeah.

Really what it is.

So

can we address something, though, as big guys?

Huh?

Can we address something as bigger guys?

Yeah, you don't wear pants like that.

That should be no socks.

That's illegal.

Yeah, I know.

Bro, that should be fucking illegal.

I know.

Tight pants.

That's the first thing I saw.

Hold on, bro.

Hold on.

No.

Dude.

Yeah, it's not a good look.

You've been hanging out with your little buddies too much.

There's certain looks that are for big guys.

Bro, we just can't do it.

You got any one of them?

You got to know your boundaries, bro.

Pre-pants ain't it.

That ain't it, bro.

Nope.

I'm sorry.

I had to point that out.

I thought that was you.

Oh, yeah,

yeah, yeah, bro.

All right, Andy.

What about the girl who's like wet her pants over here?

This girl in the blue suit who looks like she just had an accident in her pants.

You see that?

Yeah, you see the depends?

Yeah, no one's talking about that.

I don't think nobody wants to talk about that.

That depends spread and leak.

I mean, bro, why do we have these people that are fucking older than dirt representing us?

Nobody fucking, I don't know anybody that's a Maxine Waters fan.

Does anybody?

No, I don't think Maxine Waters.

It's all fake.

It's all fake.

These people, these people, our government is totally corrupt.

They do not represent us.

They do not care about us.

Yesterday we were talking about before the shoot, we had a, for those of you that don't know, we recorded like half the show yesterday and I had to leave.

But we were talking about the school shootings.

Okay.

And they can end the school shootings at any time they wanted to, but they don't.

Why not?

The only logical conclusion that you can come to is that they want the school shootings to happen.

And that goes for the left and the right because Trump could walk in today in front of his 700 generals and brigadier generals and everybody.

And you know what he could say?

Say, hey, guys,

I'm going to start a new program today, right now.

That program is going to be to make sure that all of our schools, private and public, are protected from these lunatics.

And what we're going to do is I want you to make a list of all the the great men that you have that have been discharged, okay, that have served our country.

And I want you to think about the ones that could do this job to protect us from domestic terrorists who go into schools and shoot them.

And he could sign an order and get everybody on board right in front of all those people.

He could do that today, but they're not doing it.

And the only, why?

Why are we not doing it?

But we'll send $100 billion to other countries over the seas.

Easy.

So, dude, my only conclusion is they want these things to happen.

And I think people people need to start waking up that the solutions could be very simply solved, but they are chosen to not be solved so that we, the people, will continue to fight, continue to argue, continue to politicize, and not really notice what these people do to, you know, oppress the citizens of this country.

I mean, dude.

Is there another country on the planet that taxes people the way they tax us here and then sends the money straight to other countries?

Like, where the fuck is that?

Okay.

So,

you know,

here's another issue, too.

We're everybody's slaves, bro.

That's the truth.

People don't, people do not want to acknowledge that.

We are lied about what we have here in this country.

We are told it's freedom.

We are not free.

We pay more than half of our taxes, our earned income to taxes to the government.

Okay, we work until fucking August or September for the government.

All of us.

All of us are government employees.

We don't, people don't realize that.

Okay.

So,

what is that?

If you work your whole life and you pay more than 50% of your money to tax,

what is that?

What is that?

Slavery.

Yes.

It's literally slavery.

It's a different form of slavery.

We're tax slaves.

And this is real things until people understand this and stop just saying, well, this is the way it's always been, which it hasn't.

It hasn't.

Right.

And, and, but, dude, how do you convince someone of that that's like plugged into video games and Pokemon and fucking all this other shit and distractions and porn?

Like people don't even realize what's happening.

They don't realize that the reason that they can't afford the life that they want is because our government's charging them 40% more than they should on their tax.

They never point that out.

They point out the rich guy or they point out whoever tells.

you know whoever the the villain of the day is right like well i mean dude it's the system bro for sure well and to that point, it's like, you know, I look at this pit, like the end of this video clip here a little bit more.

I found, like, I see another issue with it because the other part of it, it's not even just the Maxine Waters or the Hakeem Jeffries.

You got to pay attention, bro.

It's the fucking young staffers.

It's these kids who are running these offices, bro.

These unelected officials who are in these fucking people's offices telling them what the social temp is.

And oh, we, you know, like that, that's who's really running the fucking country, to be completely honest.

Now, with all of that being said, because this other headline also came out today,

is that it's expected that over 100,000 federal employees are expected to quit today.

Hopefully.

Did that happen?

I haven't seen it just of yet, but I mean, it's not in the business just yet, end of business day.

And what are we talking about?

Finally drain the swamp.

Yeah, because that's not.

Finally draining the swamp is arrests and executions.

That's right.

That's right.

That is draining the swamp

me.

Draining the swamp to me is arresting every single treasonous person in our government, holding them accountable publicly so that this shit never happens again.

I don't know what draining the swamp means to other people, but that's what it means to me.

Yeah.

Well, I mean, and not only that, like, what's the chat think it means?

How many fucking like federal employees are there right now?

Because, I mean, 100,000 ain't fucking shit.

Yeah, yeah.

Jermaine says from both sides.

Absolutely, dude.

Absolutely.

I'm not, this is not, this is not Republican, Democrat.

This is fucking people versus the system and the tyrants.

This is the same play that's been played out a thousand times over the course of history, dude.

It's, it's, we are not enemies, dude.

It's not, it's not, dude, I'm going to tell you right now, the easiest way to fix this is what, is to get black and white people to get together.

If black and white people get together, which is happening, by the way, and it's beautiful, but if black and white people get together, bro, these people are fucked.

Fucked.

Yeah.

Completely fucked, man.

Yeah, man.

Guys, jumping on this conversation.

Let us know what you guys think

down in the comments.

Let us know.

With that being said,

let's go cruise some comments, shall we?

Yeah.

We're only there.

God dang.

Oh, we're all right.

You're doing all right.

Chat's still good.

You guys still good?

It's about time for me to fucking bounce.

Yeah, chat's still rolling.

We're good, man.

Yeah, these niggas need to be thrown in the chip.

Yes.

Totally agree.

1,000%, Kevin.

Totally agree.

Oh, yeah.

That's right.

Fuck them niggas.

Sit down and smoke a bowl with your brother.

My brother doesn't smoke bowls.

Who said that?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's real, man.

But yeah,

let's cruise some of these comments.

Let's check some of these out.

This first one is from

Sheldon.

P.R.

Sheldon PR.

Says, three sips of grape smash makes my ding-dong hard.

Is that normal?

I'm trying to think.

When's the last time you had a grape?

I'm trying to think the last time I didn't have boner

just always there.

Yeah,

I'm gonna get me some grape right now.

I think there's a switch out,

bro.

That's a black dude named Sheldon.

Bro, that's like a unicorn.

Davione.

Dude stopped me at the gas station day.

He's like, I know Davioni.

I'm like, who the fuck is Davioni?

Mama Mi.

Yeah.

That's right.

That's your Italian name.

That's it.

Davione.

American, it's Davion.

Isn't that right?

Decunge.

Oh.

Excuse me.

All right.

Excuse me, Django.

Three sips, see if it worked.

Sip number one on me, buddy.

Yeah.

God, that grape is good, dude.

Bro, grape's fire.

Dang.

All right.

Yeah, thanks, Sheldon.

Next one is from Nick Hairston.

Says,

six to seven months ahead, more like six to seven years ahead.

That's why I watch each episode twice.

I have a better chance of hitting the lottery after being struck by lightning than Andy missing.

Been trying to tell motherfuckers.

I like Nick.

Nick's good.

Nick's on the team.

Nick's good.

All right.

Yeah.

Last one.

DJ sucks the meat off that bone.

Type of guy to eat a banana for the shape.

That's fucking funny, dude.

The type of guy to eat a banana for the shape.

That's a good burn.

You just walk up to someone and say, you know what you look like?

You look like the type of guy

that eats a banana i see you eat a banana what's the problem i don't eat bananas

i don't i don't like bananas

i don't like them

banana bread i like banana bread

but i don't like bananas just straight bananas it's like mush it's like just mush no you gotta get a ripe one like a good one

you like bananas

I like banana pudding.

We got some good banana pudding.

We were down there in Austin.

I like banana pudding.

Yeah, that was at

what was that?

What was that place called?

I can't think of it.

It's called the Stitch.

No.

Switch.

Switch.

Switch barbecue.

Yep, the Switch.

It's fucking good.

Pretty fucking good.

Yeah.

They gave us, he brought over all that fucking buddy.

Dude comes out.

He goes, Are you Andy?

And I'm like, yeah.

He goes, you must be DJ.

Yeah.

We're like, yeah.

He goes, he goes, I need to quit taking it easy on all these fuckers.

Dude, it's like 90

and then he's like y'all want some bread pudding

we're like yeah yeah hell yeah dude um i can't wait dude next time we go down there i'm gonna go there again we that place was fucking good bro that fucking didn't we get the queso i don't know it was whatever it was that place was good it was good anyway but guys no we appreciate you guys for being real ass fans as always keep liking commenting uh make sure you guys are subscribed and follow us wherever you guys find us uh with that being said, headline number two.

Got to talk about some ice updates.

There's some pretty cool stuff happening here.

You got Border Patrol.

They've been activated throughout the country, specifically right now in the city of Chicago.

Brotherly Love.

You know what they call it?

Chicago Brotherly Love, right?

That's Philadelphia.

Oh.

Yeah.

Same, same.

Yeah, Trump vows Border Patrol agents will take no nonsense as feds march into downtown Chicago.

So you got armed federal agents in full tactical gear descended on downtown Chicago for the latest immigration crackdown.

As President Trump warned, Border Patrol will take no nonsense.

So they've been running.

They've been going.

There's actually some pretty cool clips of them out there, too.

Like, dude, look, actually, let me pull this up now.

They are in the fucking river, bro.

They're in the river in boats.

Look at at this.

At Chicago?

In Chicago.

In the boats, bro.

I don't think that's a river, isn't it?

Like just a canal or something.

Yeah, why are they in the river?

I mean, don't they swim?

I don't know.

Just presence, I guess.

Yeah, I mean, they're in the boat.

They're in the streets.

They got heckled.

They're obviously getting heckled, but check this clip out.

This just came out.

You got a crazy left communist lunatic.

Let's watch this.

Look at all the fucking cowards while you're visiting our city.

They kidnapped families.

They kidnapped fucking families.

They destroyed families.

Keep doing Chicago over here.

Terrorists.

They're fucking terrorists.

They're terrorists.

Look, you

cowards.

And he does get your race.

Kidnapping families.

Shut up, bitch.

All right.

But yeah, I mean, you got that.

Now, with all of the immigration stuff, I know we've covered too, a couple of episodes.

I mean, maybe a while ago when that 18 Willer accident that killed that family.

Right.

And we talked about all these illegal migrants with driver's licenses and stuff and driving for these companies.

Well, you got, let's go to Oklahoma.

Oklahoma governor announces 130 illegal alien truck drivers arrested in a sting with one of the CDLs reading no name given on the license on the ID itself.

So this just came out.

The roads just got safer in Oklahoma.

So on Monday, Republican governor of Oklahoma Kevin Stitt announced that 130 illegal immigrant truck drivers were arrested in a statewide sting.

It announced on the Oklahoma Highway Patrol

alongside ICE, arrested the illegal commercial truck drivers on I-40 in western Oklahoma.

He tweeted this out.

This was the governor's tweet.

He says, if New York wants to hand out CDLs to illegal immigrants with no name given, that's on them.

The moment they cross into Oklahoma, they answer to our laws.

OHP.

Performed an enforcement action along I-40 and apprehended 125 illegal immigrants.

This is keeping Oklahomans safe.

That's insane.

Bro, no name given.

Bro, so I don't, I mean,

and I was trying to do some digging on this, but so you see that star on the top right of the ID there?

Yep.

So apparently, that's the mark of like the real ID.

Allegedly, like, I mean, every state's gonna have like its own little thing, but that's supposed to be a real ID from New York State.

How does an illegal migrant

get this?

How does this happen so i don't know if like it if it's a fake id

right

um but if it's a and if it's a fake id okay cool easy to fucking get off the internet no big deal but if that's a real fucking id

that's a problem it's a massive problem um but either way it sounds like oklahoma's um on board and uh not not going for the bullshit man what do you got on this dude

i mean

I don't understand why anyone would allow this at anywhere, any place, anytime, any state in this country.

Any person who's driving a

vehicle with no name given,

like, it's so mind-boggling, dude.

I can't even, like,

what are we talking about?

Right.

So, does this, is this something that they printed at home or is this something they officially got?

I don't know.

Now, I saw one, like, I was, you know, reading on Twitter.

I saw this one thread.

It was talking about, like, oh, well, that's what they give them when they have like, you know, their names are like Muhammad, Muhammad, Muhammad, Muhammad.

Right.

And so like they just put that instead of like having to put all of that there.

I don't know how true that is, but again,

the problem is this is a person that's not supposed to be here.

How did they get an ID in the first place?

I don't even, you know what I'm saying?

So like whether no name given is fake or how, like, doesn't really fucking matter.

The problem, the issue at hand is how the fuck did he get the ID?

Yeah.

How did he get the ID?

What do you think should be the consequences?

Because, okay, like, let's have a real discussion on this.

But what do you think the consequences should be

for these trucking companies?

For the companies that are, you know, knowingly, because there's no way you don't know.

I think they should lose all of their certifications.

Okay, I'm same opinion.

Yeah,

they should be shut down.

Seize that truck.

Yeah.

Seize the cargo.

Yeah.

Seize all of that shit.

Because you're contributing to the downfall of this country.

I have a problem with that.

If it's knowingly done.

Yeah.

If it's, if they're doing it knowingly.

Yeah.

You You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, for sure.

I mean, like, but I just have a hard time feeling like under or thinking that, like, there's no way that they don't.

Okay.

Well, let's say this.

You know what I'm saying?

Let's say Muhammad Muhammad went out and got a ID that was fake that said Muhammad Muhammad on it.

Right.

And it looked real, looked legit, but he fucking

had his, you know, buddy printed out on computer.

Right.

Yeah, right.

I mean, you, you, that's the individual.

Okay.

Yeah.

If a trucking company is actually allowing this as a strategy,

I think that's the company.

That's how I see it.

Yeah, 100%.

Yeah.

I mean, because that's the biggest thing.

I mean, like, you know, and it's a challenge that I know a lot of business owners are facing, especially like in the production side of the stuff in the country, because like they use the cheap labor.

They, you know, in this country, they'll rather, you know, have some migrants be paying them under the table.

Oh, yeah.

Like, it's

already,

yeah, that's against the law, bro.

Like, you can't pay someone cash.

Like, here in Missouri, I'm pretty sure the rules are still the same.

But if you get caught paying someone cash, okay, like let's say you work for me, and instead of you getting a paycheck, I pay you cash.

Okay.

Okay.

And I pay you the full amount without the tax, and I'm giving you the cash.

If you turn around and report me to the Department of Labor, I have to pay you three times as much back on a check on the books.

On top of the cash you already gave them.

Yes.

Damn.

That's how they catch people doing that.

Damn.

So you can't do that.

So if they're doing that, then those migrants probably don't know the rules because if they knew the rules, they could fucking squeeze their employees.

What do you call an ice?

Maybe, but they're illegal.

Yeah, right.

So that's what protects them about doing it.

Right.

That's the leverage there.

Yeah, dude.

I don't, man.

Like, it's, it's got to be something like, dude, who's going to clean our toilets?

You know what I'm saying?

Like, like, that, like, obviously that's a joke.

That's what these leftists say.

But, like, dude, like, we cannot have that like i think we all as americans we have to get to a stage where

no matter how unpalatable it may seem bro we have to get back to a real fucking standard that's taking care of our neighbors our actual neighbors actual american neighbors not just people who should not be here no listen dude a squad listen bro if you're if you're american citizen and you were born here

And you, you know, like,

no fucking problem.

Yeah, no problem.

But this is all about, you know, this is like everything that they politicize, right?

Like they're trying to make it seem like,

for example, like, dude, I saw Nick Fuentes talking about this, okay?

And it was a very logical, real conversation.

He was saying,

Americans belong here.

People, same thing we say all the time.

People who come here illegally got to get the fuck out.

If you don't want to assimilate to the American culture, get the fuck out.

If you want to, you know, say death to America and all this shit, get the fuck out.

That's not unreasonable.

That's not extremism.

That is a reasonable thought that anybody in any country that has a working brain would agree with.

And they try to manipulate the language to make it seem like people are saying, anybody who's not white is not welcome here.

That's not fucking.

That's, that is not what he's saying.

That's not what anybody, that's not what I'm saying.

I'm sure there's people saying that,

but I don't agree with those people, right?

You know, right.

Um,

and I think you know, this is just another thing that we're twisting the language around.

And if we're being real, dude, most of the people who are

experiencing the federal presence are grateful for it by

and large.

Yes, by and large.

Yes, and they're making up a narrative that they aren't.

And, dude, you know what's interesting?

Um,

John Fetterman, who is a guy that we trashed, dude.

Like we trashed this dude.

Turns out he's got the most common sense of anybody over there.

And he's like, hey, why would you guys want crime?

What are you guys doing?

Like, he's making, he like, you know, I was wrong about the dude.

Like, real talk.

I think that he has more common sense than they thought he would have.

Hey, man.

I have no problem saying I was wrong about somebody.

And like, I thought differently about him until, you know, he speaks.

When I hear him speak as a Democrat, he sounds like one of the old Democrats that, you know, when I was 20 years old, that's what Democrats sounded like.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

So it, you know, I

look,

I think we all have to unplug ourselves from these teams, dude.

This is not your favorite football team.

This is not your favorite baseball team.

This is the people who we pay a lot of our money to run the government and protect us and do the things that are in our favor, and they're not doing them.

And the reason that they're able to do the things that they do that are not in our favor is because we all treat politics as if it's a sports team.

Like, dude, that's not how it should be.

Like, we should be able to say, I don't like this about this guy and this guy.

I don't like this move.

Now, I still would have voted for that guy, but I don't like that.

I don't agree with that.

That doesn't mean that I hate the guy.

You know, and if you go to the other side and you know, you should be able to say the same things.

Hey,

that was a good move.

That was not a good move.

And if because we can't do that,

we've kind of lost the plot, right?

Like it's become this

versus, you know, and like this bit.

And it's that's not how it should be, bro.

We should all be able to sit down.

And the reason it's become that way is because one, it's propagated that way.

Two,

a lot of people are afraid.

They hear this fear-mongering from, let's be real, from the left on the left media, which is 98% left-leaning

of how, you know,

people are going to get erased and they're trying to terrorize people and it's Nazis and it's Hitler and it's this and it's that.

And dude, it scares the fuck out of people.

And then it creates a situation where those people are afraid to even have a conversation with someone.

And the first thing they go to,

because let's be real, dude, most of these people are not fucking super intelligent.

okay and i'm not saying that to rip i'm saying that as just a matter of fact and that's why they go to calling names so quick you know what i'm saying

you should be able to have a reasonable conversation with people about like let's say for trump right and by the way this goes for the other side too because you know i say things critical of trump and people get pissed off they're like you know if i say things that are good about trump people get pissed off it's like

no dude like i'm saying what i like and what i don't like and i don't understand You know, I think really it comes down to the more people don't speak like that because it doesn't get the clicks and the views and the fucking drama that social media rewards.

You know, and then when we think about like social media as a whole, it's not conducive anymore to actual conversations.

And I can tell you the minute that changed, it changed when they started allowing people to like people's comments.

Okay.

It went from having a discussion to who can burn or roast or own the other team with their comments.

So now in the comments section, have we seen any real discussions in the comment sections?

No.

I barely ever see it, dude.

I see people just trying to fucking one-up each other.

And dude, that erodes the ability to connect, which erodes the ability to solve problems together, which creates division, which benefits them and hurts us.

And so.

I think it's very important

that while

I have been saying very strongly and I agree I still believe this we cannot take any shit you cannot turn the cheek you cannot let bygones be bygones and you can't like give people you cannot respect and tolerate people who will not respect and tolerate you now with that being said if someone's willing to sit down and have a conversation we should be having conversations

but conversations not political violence not riots not fucking temper tantrums not this bullshit that we see all over the TV and and dude you know

until we can get back to a point where where it's like all right we can have a talk

nothing's gonna change but I think part of the reason that we can't do that I posted about this on my story last night

is that communism as a whole is intolerant to any other method you know a lot of people think of communism and they think well communism is just another thing like you know uh like being a republican or being a democrat or being a libertarian it's not it's It's a completely different thing because communism depends and thrives upon

people

submitting 100% to the narrative.

And if they don't, they're evil and they're eliminated.

Yeah, there's no bipartisanship in communism.

They don't allow it.

And the way they get in power is by leveraging that.

Okay.

You're not all hearing my ideas.

I deserve to have a seat at the table.

But every time they're given a seat at the table, it ends up the same way.

A lot of people fucking get killed.

There's nothing on it, right?

So, yeah, that's true.

They starve.

So, it's you know,

it's a predatory concept that people just truly don't understand.

And uh,

you can't

converse with people like that.

When I say converse with people, I mean people that that are that are not insane.

Yeah, no, it's not possible, man.

Chat, what we got, man,

king crisello left versus right is low i okay look it's just jews turn off the tv you don't get it dude you don't even understand what you're saying when you say that you don't get it okay

the fucking netanyahu is not even a real jew okay he's not semitic he's a fucking guy who converted the fucking runs the country with a bunch of other criminals like when you say that that's right he's Polish.

And when you say that, when you say it's the Jews, you're doing exactly what they want you to do.

They want you to generalize an entire group of people so that they can hide behind it.

They don't want you to say their name.

They don't want you to point them out.

They want to be able to say, you criticize me, therefore you hate all Jews, which is a complete fucking misrepresentation of what's going on.

And because people want to

say racy things or they want to say things that are

that are uh

yeah that's that's not an insult to the polish people bro trust me we know he's different polish people are badass yeah um

my point

i've lost my track my point is is that that's what they want you to do correct and we have to be smarter than that it's a very lazy argument to say that and it's divisive and it causes more problems than it does good if we really want to solve the problem we can't generalize like that we have to call people out by their names.

100%, bro.

So, like...

No, it's the same argument people give, like, you know, oh, it's all black people.

No, it's not all black people.

In fact, it's a very, it's, it's a very, it's niggas.

It's not.

No, it's not, man.

No, no, but like real shit, like, and they use that tool.

They, they've used that tool, that same exact tool to hide under that umbrella.

They, with everything, what's the chat saying, you know?

I mean, dude, you guys got to understand that, man.

It's got to be, it's got to be an intelligent argument if we want to solve the problem.

We can't, that's right.

Cash is correct.

Bro, cash is correct.

Generalizing is a communist psychological warfare tool, no different than cancel culture, no different than political correctness, no difference than any of these other weapons that they've put in play over the last, you know, 20 years in our society.

So we have to be smarter than they are because if we just fucking say that, then we're doing exactly the play.

We're running the play they want to run because then they can say, oh, we're the victims.

we're this look at us and dude that's just not going to solve the problem it's going to cause more death more destruction of innocent people who are not fucking bad people

so

you know that's real man yeah and like dude i'm just not you will never i know because i dude every time we have the chat right there's always people are in the comments they'll say things just say it's you and they think i'm like afraid to say something motherfucker you think i'm afraid of anything i ain't afraid of fucking anything bro right okay if i'm saying something it's because I'm saying it because that's what I believe.

And it would be very easy for me to come on here and be like, like a lot of other people and be like, oh, it's the fucking Jews.

I don't believe that.

So when you like, when you comment back to me and you say, oh, he just doesn't understand.

No, you're not understanding.

You need to dig deeper into what's going on.

This is not surface level shit.

No.

No.

Listen, Twitter isn't your history books, guys.

No.

Dude.

The internet is not the history books.

The history books are now a lot of the history that people believe about about this situation is true.

Yeah.

But it still does not.

It's 50% of Israel hates fucking Netanyahu, bro.

Just like half the country here hates whoever's in president here.

Right.

Okay.

So those 50% are evil fucks.

You're right.

Because you don't have a smart enough brain to dictate what the actual problem is.

Exactly.

You see what I'm saying?

That's real, bro.

It's real, man.

Guys, jumping on this conversation, though, man.

Let us know what you guys think.

It's not conducive to reality, dude.

And here's why.

We live in a country that is filled with people of different skin tones and different religions and different beliefs there is no undoing that no matter how much you want that to happen the only way for us to get out of this problem is for us to fix the culture which starts with understanding that we are not enemies Black people, white people, Latino people, gay people, straight, we are not fucking enemies, dude.

The enemy is up there in Washington, D.C.

And they manipulate and they oppress and they lie and they cheat and they steal and they divide.

And we have to be smarter than that.

The only way that we can ever get our country back is by uniting and fixing the culture.

The culture.

Culture is upstream from politics.

That means whatever the culture demands, politics will produce.

So how do we fix culture?

Well, we fix culture by the individual.

The individual fix cultures.

I went on a little rant about this yesterday before we had to leave the show.

But if you're not doing your your part to live the life of what you believe an American should be, meaning a fit person and a wealthy person, an intelligent person, a good productive member of society, a good neighbor, a good brother, a good sister, someone who doesn't take any shit,

if you're not living that, bro, you're the problem.

And that's what people do not understand.

We all are the problem, all of us, in certain ways.

And it is our duty to try and fix those holes so collectively we we can get our country back.

It's not about fucking politics, bro.

It's about the way we behave.

We fix this, politics will be okay.

Yes.

But that's hard.

That takes effort.

That takes fucking, you know, sweating.

And it takes eating shit you don't want to eat.

It takes a mindset shift.

It takes a lot of shit.

And people don't want to do that.

They just want to fucking say something and have it be done.

And so it makes me concerned that like,

Maybe this isn't a problem that can be solved because people are too far gone, dude.

Like, how do do you not re like how does someone not put together what i just said like we all have a role in this dude all of us what's the chat saying

well i like cash yeah cash cash got it cash might be beating out paul corn bro yeah if more look he's right though okay he's right If more human beings got off social media and actually became leaders within their communities, most of these bullshit problems can be solved within a matter of weeks, 100%.

But it's not even getting off social media, bro.

It's actually social media is a wonderful tool to show people that you're making these changes and inspire them.

Yeah, for sure.

So, you know, anyway.

I think what it comes down to, too, bro, it's integrity, bro.

Because what are you doing when nobody's looking?

That's what it comes down to.

When it ain't fucking posted, you know what I'm saying?

You ain't got the camera.

You ain't.

That's the shit that really fucking changes the fucking world.

Yeah.

But yeah, I like it.

Oh, bro.

You got to step your game up, bro.

I think Cash might be beating you out, bro.

Oh, and he's

hold on, bro.

Can we bring Cash in real quick?

Hold on, Cash.

Come here.

Come here, homie.

Fellow Missourian?

You got to unmute, Cash.

Come on, Cash.

Don't fuck this up, Cash.

We're counting on you.

Cash?

Yo.

All right.

Fellow Missourian.

Can you hear me?

Yeah, I can hear you.

Can you hear me?

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Felix from Detroit.

Troy, Missouri.

Okay.

There we go.

Paul, you're out, bro.

Paul, you're out.

You're out, dog.

I'm sorry.

No, Cash, you're spot on, bro.

We love your Andy is a spaghetti Jew.

Oh, fuck.

I'm also half black, so I guess we'll get more cookie points with that shit.

There you go.

All right.

Look at that.

Between you and Cash,

you make a whole black person.

We got one whole.

we got we're forming voltron the nigtron that's right

out here you gotta have a fucking black voltron that's right that's right

oh man so bro has a mediocre credit score

all right then i was gonna say we might make a full full 850 combining our credit scores together oh you're giving me too much credit

they usually do

no cash we appreciate you though bro keep keep doing uh keep doing your shit yes sir.

Yes, sir.

Thank you.

You guys do the same.

Yes, sir.

Thanks, brother.

All right.

Yeah, man, I love it.

Yeah, guys, let us know down in the comments, man, what you guys think.

With that being said, let's get to our third and final headline, headline, number three.

I think this is actually a great topic on this transition because the thing with the unity, bro, is what people got to remember is they're never going to stop trying to divide.

And you're never going to get everybody in the unity.

It won't be everybody.

It will not ever be fucking everybody.

But I think the important important thing, though, is you got to like just remember that you got to see through the bullshit no matter how hard they try.

And so I want to.

I think they're losing, though.

I think people are waking up, dude.

Well, oh, no, for sure.

Yeah, I mean, look, I see it in my DMs, dude.

I get people that like apologize to me for like, man, I stopped following you.

Like, I used to follow you for business.

And then when you like started talking about what was going on, I stopped following you because I didn't agree.

But,

you know, I want to,

you know, they're coming around, dude.

Oh, for sure.

Well, and the people who, I do, you know, you guys heard the metaphor of like the ants in the jar, right?

Yeah.

There's red ants, black ants, you know, fighting each other.

But like the real problem is like, we got to figure out who the fuck's shaking it.

Well, we know who's shaking it.

And I think what's cool, bro, is you start seeing that the people who are trying to shake that fucking jar are getting destroyed.

Not only that, dude.

Eventually people get tired of getting their jar shook.

That's real.

That's the fucking problem.

You know, eventually people are like, wait a minute.

No, you aren't doing this.

It's not you.

It's not you, bro.

Yeah.

So, and that's where we're coming to, and I like that.

I love it.

It's a good place to be.

I love it.

But yeah, so let's start off headline number three because I saw this video.

It's absolutely heartbreaking, bro.

But we have to remember, dude, real talk.

That tolerance cannot fucking extend to people with communist ideology.

No.

It cannot extend to people who,

listen, I cannot make this point strong enough.

You cannot tolerate people that will not tolerate you.

This is how every genocide in the history of the globe has ever happened, dude.

The people who commit the genocide utilize people's acceptance and tolerance and goodwill and good heart against them until they're in power, and then they fucking kill them.

There's zero tolerance.

Yes, 100%, dude.

And I know people say, oh, that sounds extreme.

It is extreme, but it's happened many times.

And it happened many times in the 1900s, dude, over and over and over again.

So, and Trump said this yesterday about his, he's like, about

the guy in New York, Madame or whatever.

He's like, dude, he's not going to get any federal funding.

Communism doesn't work.

It hasn't worked for a thousand years, and he's going to prove it again.

I mean, he's correct.

I just hate to see a city as amazing as New York fucked with because of this guy.

Yeah.

Yeah, bro.

But,

yeah, so let's start

this headline out, this section out.

I saw this video, dude.

It absolutely crushed me.

There was

this clip.

This headline reads, Grieving Dad slams lawmakers for crime policies that free daughter's suspected career criminal killer.

So this was in North Carolina.

The father's name is Stephen Federico.

His daughter, Logan Federico, was killed.

Now, this was a couple of months before the Charlotte light rail attack.

His daughter was killed at the hands of a repeat offender.

And let's check this clip out.

Let's check it out.

Think about your child coming home from a night out with her friends, laying down, going to sleep,

feeling somebody come in the room and wake them

and drag her out of bed, naked,

forced on her knees with her hands over her head,

begging for her life.

She was five foot three.

She weighed 115 pounds.

Bang!

Dead.

Gone.

Why?

Because Alexander Devontae Dickey, who was arrested 39 god

times,

25 felonies,

was on the street.

You will be sick and tired of my face.

and my voice until this gets fixed.

I will fight until my last breath for my daughter.

Stop protecting the people that keep taking them from us.

Please.

You have the power.

We put you in the power to do what you have to do.

We're asking you.

We're begging you all to stop this.

He's too nice.

I mean, it was about a four-minute amount of time.

I saw the whole thing.

Yeah, Fox.

Bro fucking.

Dude, it's sick.

It's sick, man.

Judges Judges need to start being held liable for this.

For sure.

Yeah.

They need to be.

Yeah.

The judges and the fucking prosecutors.

Yes, bro.

All of them.

If you allow someone who is a prior violent convict to go free for any reason whatsoever and they hurt someone, you should be held

liable for that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You're guilty by association in my eyes, bro.

And there should be.

I don't think there should be any wiggle room for them to prosecute violent offenders that are repeat violent offenders.

No.

I don't even know.

I don't even know if I would say for violent offenses even once outside of like, I'm talking about like armed criminal action.

I'm not talking about like fist fights.

Yeah, right.

Or assault.

Right.

I'm not talking about that.

I'm talking about violent weapons, sexual violence, those kind of things.

Yeah.

And

which I know a little bit about, bro.

I got stabbed in the fucking face.

Okay.

And when I was 23 years old, a lot of you guys don't know that.

I got stabbed in the face here, here, here, and in my back.

Okay.

I know what violent crime is like, and I know what it can do to your fucking psyche, and I know how it can affect your life.

And I can't fucking imagine raising a daughter for 20 years and then having some piece of fucking shit who should be in prison and probably dead.

All right.

Execute him like that.

Like, I, I,

that's third world shit, bro.

And,

you know, we keep hearing these sentiments about tough on crime.

Well, when is that going to happen?

When is that going to happen?

You know,

Matt Walsh, it's so interesting too.

Matt Walsh comes out and he's like, I think these people should be put to death.

Yeah, I've been saying that for six years.

And then like it gets a bunch of like

fanfare.

It's like, yeah,

no shit.

Someone's been saying that for years and years and years.

You know, like

anyway.

No, it's it's sick now.

Now, other thing, too, like, you know, because this was supposed to be a policy meeting about all the soft on policy shit, right?

And just to show you guys how much or really how little these fucking people actually give a shit, one of the uh, the one of the congresswomen on the panel

didn't even know the right victim, and she confused his daughter with Ivanka, the girl got stabbed in the train, bro.

Check this clip out

Long before this hearing,

particularly.

This is my daughter.

This isn't Irina.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I am so sorry.

Okay.

I am so sorry.

This is Logan Federico.

Thank you so much for bringing that.

Thank you.

Thank you, sir.

I am so sorry for you.

Yeah, I confused her with the other one.

Did you see her with her fucking nose up?

Acting like she's some kind of

going to deliver some sort of Martin Luther King speech until she realized she was wrong.

Yeah.

Yeah, bro.

Bullshit, bro.

Yeah.

Now, again,

the point of this, this long before.

No, bitch.

Yeah.

They fucking killed this girl.

You guys fucking let him go.

Fuck you.

I don't want to hear about 200 years ago or 100 years ago or fucking week ago.

No, it don't matter.

Don't matter.

Bro, I don't know how that dad just sat there with these people, bro.

Like, I, I mean, look.

I think he composed himself very well.

and i feel

horrible for that dude but dude here here's the thing man and again because like the whole point of this bro we need unity and where the where is uh where is anybody standing up on that side being like bro like you know what i would love to see why don't we see anybody back there on the other side of the table for those of you listening the the victim is sitting on one side and there's a table of people on the other side.

How come nobody on that side of the table stands up and be like, you motherfuckers fucking allowed this and starts calling out his own fucking people for it?

Yeah.

Yeah.

We don't see, we don't ever see that.

We don't see that in Washington.

We don't see that in any of these, like,

like nothing.

Like, never do people, never will people stand up and say the right thing.

Well, and the thing is, bro, like I said, my whole point in this is that, again, we do need unity with people who are,

we are able to actually unite with.

But we have to be able to see through the bullshit and through the jar shaking, if you will, because the crazy thing, like this clip,

this topic was going viral.

And then

one of our favorite people decided to make a comment.

And this is what Hillary Clinton had to say.

She rips white men of a certain religion and sparks backlash.

So she went on a

MSNBC and basically, again, said white men are the problem in this whole nation.

Let's just watch the clip.

Don't take my words for it.

And I am proud of the fact that we have always been a work in progress.

You know, we haven't gotten to the more perfect union, and we fought a civil war over part of it.

And people have been protesting, you know, for hundreds of years that things were not as they should be, given our ideals and how we should be moving toward them.

So I think that's what makes us so special as a country.

And the idea that you could turn the clock back and try to recreate a world that never was dominated by, you know, let's say it, white men of a certain persuasion, a certain religion, a certain point of view, a certain ideology, it's just doing such damage to what we should be aiming for.

And we were on the path toward that.

I mean, imperfectly, lots of, you know, bumps along the way, but I agree with you, we were on the right trajectory.

How so?

How so?

How are we on the right trajectory?

How, how is this white people's fault?

How is it white men's fault?

White Christian.

Hold on.

How?

Specifically.

How?

She can't answer that.

It's, we're a threat to your agenda.

You know, yeah, she's a fucking witch, bro.

I think she's the most evil person in our, in, I think in the realm of politics, I think she is the number one most evil person,

maybe even above Obama.

Real talk.

Yeah.

Well, it wasn't just her that decided to get in and try to shake the jar after those videos come out.

Because, again, you know, we see what's happening in the real world, but we got to be reminded, bro.

Like, bro, people aren't buying that, what she said anymore.

Nobody's buying that.

Nobody's buying that.

Nobody.

Black people aren't buying that.

Well, it's funny you say that.

Don Lemon decided to also make a statement today.

Shocking.

Let's check this out.

Men who look like you, men who vote like you, and men who sound like you.

White men,

something

is broken, Something is cracked deep inside when so many of you believe the answer to fear, to loss, to change is violence.

Fuck.

Are you listening to me?

I hope I'm saying it loud enough for the people in the back.

How much violence goes through his colon by white men?

He must have got hit extra hard last night bro

like his colon's colonized by violent white men well here's the deal come on man um every single person that understands math understands that that's fucking actually uh the opposite that's what i'm doing that's what it's the jar shaking bro how many videos and i'm not saying this to fucking stir shit up but

we see 20 videos for every one of black people fucking killing white people or beating the fuck out of them or fucking jumping them or this or that or running through a store and fucking this and that and this and i've said this on the show you've said this on the show it's a statistical reality this

what he just said is a hundred percent apple applicable to young black men okay and

That's a problem we should all worry about.

That's not a problem that we say, oh, this doesn't exist.

It's a problem we should all want to address and fix.

Correct.

It doesn't help the young black men committing the crimes.

no it doesn't help the young black men that they disproportionately commit the crimes against you know um it ain't bringing steven federico his daughter back no and don lemon's a

oh

he's so

like bro listen they know the game listen they know the game okay you guys got to understand

the reason that people

say things like this isn't necessarily because they believe them.

It's because it's so outrageous that it it gets views and likes and shares.

And people, and it creates controversy, which indirectly or directly puts him into some sort of relevancy.

And so, because of the way that the internet

has been created and the way social media works, and the way culture's been bent to value attention over substance and depth.

I mean, have you ever seen the movie Idiocracy?

Okay.

Idiocracy is a very good metaphor for what's happening in society right now.

It's a terrible movie.

But

it's about this dude who is a regular guy and they want to do a test on him and the test gets messed up.

So they're going to freeze him for one year.

And he ends up getting frozen for 500 years.

And he wakes up and this guy's kind of a dumbass like in today's world.

But in the 500-year world,

He's a genius.

Okay.

And it's worth watching it until you like kind of understand what's going on because it's very parallel to what's happening in society.

You know, people are being enraged and dumbed down and blunted with porn and all of this like

shit.

And when we're living in the, in the, in the initial phases of this happening, because

When Don Lemon says things like that, he's not saying things like that to be productive or solve a problem.

He's saying things like that for his own self-relevance and his own paycheck.

Well, and people use him for confirmation bias, too, bro, because people see him as all that

trusted source of the media.

Exactly.

Right.

You know what I'm saying?

Oh, yeah, you know, yeah, no, Don Lemon said it.

See, black guys said it.

It's not black people.

It's white people.

Even black guys said it.

You know, it's like, shut the fuck up.

Don Lemon's a terrible human being.

He's also on the

one who's been running up and down the street trying to convince people that Charlie Kirk deserved to get killed and that he can't produce one thing fucking second of hateful speech or any sort.

And by the way, hate speech is not a real thing.

That's called the truth.

Okay.

And this idea that

just because you don't like what people say means that they can't say it is insane.

All right.

And words are not violence.

Violence is violence.

And all of these things need to be reset in our society to have a functioning society.

Those are, those are communist tactics to change the way that people believe and think and operate in the civilization.

And

it's psychological warfare.

So, when we think about like how we address arguments or how we receive information or what we need to do as people, we need to realize that none of these people actually believe the things they're saying.

They're either being paid to say it or they're saying it out of self-preservation because they need to be relevant to get paid.

You know, Don Lemon, well, who the fuck is Don Lemon without saying that?

We're not even talking about him.

Right.

You see what I'm saying?

Right.

So

it's total bullshit and it creates a lot of damage and it does confirm people's uncertainty or biases.

And that happens on both sides.

If you watch Hannity, he does the same shit.

Same exact thing.

Yeah.

I mean, it's...

Well, Hannity said we need to go to war.

You're so fucking right.

Yeah.

It's the same bullshit, man.

How come these motherfuckers that say that can never properly articulate the benefits that Israel

does for us?

How come that can never be properly...

Oh, come on, Andy.

It's biblical.

Hold on.

It's biblical, Andy.

It's not actually biblical.

it's not biblical yeah that's a lie it's it's it's um

it's a lot of lies and we never hear anything like okay this is why this is why you're supposed to do it this is why we should why it's a good idea all you hear is they're our greatest ally america wouldn't exist without them

so they're our strategic partners in the middle east i mean would you want the muslims well so why the fuck are they bombing the shit out of everybody over there and calling them

you You know, like today, like today, I saw a comment on one of my videos going around and it said, at this, and it was talking about me.

It said, at this point, this guy's a Muslim apologist.

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

A Muslim apologist.

I don't draw any loyalty to any generalization, religion, or race.

It's good people, bad people.

And by the way.

You know, I wanted to say, but I didn't have time to argue with someone on the internet, like I never do.

But I wanted to be like, who taught you that?

Yeah.

Where did you hear that Muslims were bad?

Where did you hear that they were all terrorists?

Who, who, who put that message out and why?

Right.

Have you met anybody?

Yeah.

And by the, and then, you know, the same person left a second comment on the post that said, you know, tell that to the Westerners in

Western Europe who are being invaded by, you know, blah, blah, blah.

And I'm like, yeah, well, who's allowing that?

Who's propagating that?

Who wants that?

You see what I'm saying?

Makes you think.

Yeah.

Makes you ponder.

People just don't think deep enough, bro.

And then they form this solid opinion.

And, you know, fuck.

It's, it's hard to, it's, it's really hard because

I was one of those people.

I was a person after 9-11 where I was like, fucking turn these motherfuckers into glass.

Yeah.

Kill them all.

I didn't give a fuck, bro.

All I saw was those planes hit that tower and I was fucking pissed.

And I wanted something.

And they gave us an enemy.

Correct.

And they manufactured it.

Yeah.

And,

you know,

Muslims,

you know,

a lot of people don't understand Muslims, bro.

Like, you know, a big thing that came around during that time was that a lot of Muslims were getting obviously discriminated against very heavily.

And they would always say, Muslim is a religion of peace, you know?

And generally it is.

Yeah.

And people, you know, they say, what about the terrorists?

Well, I don't know.

What was done to make them feel that way what was done to them to make them act out in that way where does this terrorism usually occur it usually occurs right around israel

okay so

there's two sides to every story is the point and i think we have to understand that we cannot just lump

fucking everybody in these groups dude not all muslims are terrorists not all fucking uh jews are bad not they're not all these like sneaky little dudes that like do all like that's not the truth Not all white people are fucking,

you know

burning crosses on the fucking weekends or whatever, right?

Not all, not not all fucking Indians own 7-Elevens, man.

Not all of them, you know, only the smart ones.

So, you know, we got to stop that shit.

That's real, man.

Well, guys, jumping on this conversation, man.

We'd love to see what you guys have to say.

Let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

Chat, how you guys are doing?

You guys hanging in there?

Somebody said just most of them.

what about henry ford what about him i understand what henry ford thought what do you say like dude uh paul keeps throwing up all these famous people like like winston churchill winston churchill was not a fucking hero bro you got to read into what he was all about okay uh you know what about henry ford henry ford did fucking you know henry ford was someone who was very smart He also made very similar arguments to what I'm saying now that are collectivized, you know, in language like all Jews.

So, I mean, like, bro, it's, you know.

Not all Indians own 7-Eleven, but all 7-Elevens are owned by Indians.

We might have to fact-check that.

So.

I love it, man.

I love it, man.

Well, guys, we got to get to our final segment, though.

You know, dude, there's stories.

You guys, you know, you think Winston Churchill is one of these great leaders of the world, bro.

There's a lot of things you don't know.

There's a lot of things you don't know, bro.

Would a great leader of the world bomb a country for 30 fucking days

with zero fucking reserve when the other country has not done anything to them?

Is that good leadership?

Yeah.

There's a lot of things that motherfucker did.

Would a great leader bomb the supply routes to concentration camps so that people fucking couldn't get supplies?

Would he do that?

Okay, there's a lot of things that motherfucker did that people don't fucking talk about.

And they say oh winster churchill he's got the churchill cigar and look at he's a great leader yeah who's writing the history i was just about to say that bro i was just about to say that

just because somebody calls him good doesn't mean he's good and just because somebody tells you this

the amount the amount of understanding of history is like non-existent you know what i'm saying yeah no that's real well i mean bro if you want the truth hide it in books

Nobody reads, man.

Nobody cares.

They don't care about knowing the truth.

They care about being right.

And that is the problem in our country.

And it's a problem in the world.

It's the reason that most people can't be successful because they're too worried about being right versus what's right.

A successful organization doesn't.

I don't give a fuck if my idea is the best idea.

I don't give a shit if Sal thinks of the greatest idea or Jason or Chris or fucking

anybody who could be the guy on the first fucking day.

Okay.

There's no ego when it comes to winning.

And that goes for a company and it goes for a country and it goes for everything.

And,

you know, when we as a society are more worried about being right and owning people and saying, look, I'm right than we are about solving the problem.

The problem can never be solved.

Yeah, that's real, bro.

That's real, man.

Guys, jump in this conversation.

Let us know what you guys think down in the comments.

With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show.

We have thumbs up or dumb as fuck.

This is where we bring a headline in.

We talk about it.

We vote on it.

It gets one of these two options.

So, with that being said,

you know, I had that snake in my truck the other day.

Let's do something on snakes.

Okay.

Yeah.

Headline reads: Moment Wild Python slithers across grandmother's legs as she sleeps on the sofa, unaware of lurking danger.

Side note: this also happens to my wife every night.

Oh,

all right.

That was way better in my head.

Yeah, um, this is the moment a wild python slithers across a grandmother's legs as she sleeps on a sofa, unaware of the lurking danger.

The woman appears to shoe off what she thought was a cat while she is asleep there, uh, before getting the shock of her life as she wakes up to spot the serpent on the other side of the room.

Let's check this clip out.

Oh, dude,

that's someone's pet.

No, it's wild, bro.

That's a decent size, little guy, too.

Use the flashlight.

You know, she's old.

She's not using a flashlight.

She's using just the face of the camera.

What's she doing?

She's trying to see?

Yeah.

she never saw i don't think she did holy man

where where do pythons get in people's houses oh bro everywhere bro where

thailand australia but not here right uh i mean you've had some in your garage that's different how was it that's a little bitty snake that was venomous snakes it wasn't python you had fucking fucking copperhead yeah cotton yeah cotton yeah cat yeah yeah

the pythons though bro it it was weird.

I had to kill that.

I don't like killing animals.

I had to kill that copperhead.

Yeah.

And like, dude, when I cut its head off, it like looked at me for like two minutes, like, stunk, tuck, tongue kept sticking out and shit.

Made me feel bad.

Why'd you do this?

Yeah.

Made me feel bad.

Yeah, bro.

Look how big these things get.

I mean, it was looking at me, dude.

Like, I could tell it was like looking at me.

Yeah, but I'm like, I can't fix it now, dude.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You're my boy, Blue.

Yeah.

Yeah, bro.

I'm all all right, bro.

I mean, listen, I don't mind the snakes, though.

I don't mind.

Holy shit.

Yeah, bro.

They ate a deer?

Bro, they get big.

Like down in Florida, bro.

What is that?

Is it shitting out a deer?

No, they cut it open.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Ugh.

Bro, they get big, man.

How does a snake catch a deer?

Sleeping or something?

They're constrictors, bro.

So once they grab them, bro, they just fucking squeeze their ass.

They die by asphyxiation.

Not with the snakes, bro.

You're not with them?

Nope.

I'm cool with them, bro.

Never.

Never, ever, ever will I be either.

Why?

You ever been bit by a snake?

Nope.

Yeah, it's a different one.

Like I'm scared of them.

I don't mind them.

You ever been bit by one?

Yeah, I've been bit.

Well, then why would you keep fucking with them?

You ever been bit by a dog?

Yeah.

You still got dogs?

That's different.

That's different.

Domestic versus wild.

Yeah, and that's the other thing, too.

Like, yeah, it's like, I mean, bro, there's just like any other animals, man.

They got personalities and shit, especially captive ones.

I had the snake I had, I had for like 12 years.

Ducks have personalities.

I think all animals do.

Ducks definitely do.

Mm-hmm.

Little Dolly will follow me around the yard.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, that's the pink bill, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Dolly's cool.

He's my homie.

Yeah, man.

Snake in the bed.

And it wasn't grandpa.

All right, there we go.

That's a little better than the first one.

Yeah.

What do we got?

Oh, this is nasty.

Bro, what would you do?

Burn the house down?

I'm fucking moving.

Burn the house down.

I mean, also, like.

Clean the shit.

Yeah.

How do people live like that, bro?

Come on, Green.

Like, let me give you guys a little, little.

Look, I'm just going to let you in on a little secret.

People look in the background of your selfies and your meters.

I'm being serious.

Like,

I want everybody to understand this.

There's a lot of them, and this has nothing to do with this, but I just want to give a little free game.

Yeah, free game.

I like it.

There's a lot of influencers that want to get paid by companies that will take selfies.

And in the back of their selfie, there's shit everywhere.

We will not work with people like that.

Most companies won't.

So be aware that when you take a selfie and there's your dirty skin-marked underwear in the fucking back of the photo,

you're not getting a contract for anything yeah no no maybe dude wipes

dude wipes is so good they probably would dude they probably would yeah for sure yeah yeah man dude you know what i you don't have a problem i like those dude wipe guys bro i i watch them start their business bro and build it into real thing i use really cool bro i use wipes every time i you use dude wipes yeah dude wipes are good bro i'll use any wipes and be real i mean just being real but like i'm dude wipes got me on that they got me on that well bro it only makes i never used to do that it only makes sense and then they got this thing called shower in a bag.

So, like, if you're like, those are wipes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's what I need.

Well, dude, it makes sense.

I need a heavy dude.

Why do we wipe babies' asses with wipes and then we just stop when they fucking you know turn three?

Like, how does that work?

I mean, you just stop.

What are wipes?

Yeah, what?

That was so good.

I didn't even know what he said.

He got the chat rolling off, man.

Oh, shit.

That was trophy worthy, Z.

All right.

Decent.

All right, man.

Yep.

No snakes.

No snakes.

All right, guys.

Yeah, man, guys.

Andy, that's all I got, bro.

Yep.

All right, guys.

We will see you

Friday.

All right.

All right, guys.

Have a good day.

Thank you.

Don't be a hoe.

Fuck up bowl, fuck up stove.

Counted millions in the cold.

Bad bitch, booted swole.

Got her on bank road.

Can't fold, that's a no.

Headshot, case close, close.