Horse Not Horse Draft

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Speaker 6 The horse, not horse draft.

Speaker 8 It's okay.

Speaker 4 Nick's going to edit that little flub out.

Speaker 6 I don't think he's going to edit any of of that. I think that that's, I mean, that's a hot.
That's that's absolutely you.

Speaker 4 He's gonna edit that bit right out, and then we'll be fine.

Speaker 10 I'm really worried about this one.

Speaker 11 Oh, he's worried.

Speaker 10 I'm just worried that all of my picks will get taken before I use them.

Speaker 5 It's possible.

Speaker 12 That is possible. It's very possible.

Speaker 4 It's very, very possible with this one. You better hope to go first.

Speaker 6 Well, in order to go first, we must go to our regulation draft generator and randomize our names.

Speaker 6 This horse, not horse draft,

Speaker 6 where the pool is horses that aren't horses is is that how i mean this was a jeff idea oh sorry this was a gavin idea yeah it's a gavin oh right oh sorry gavin yeah but i don't even know we can leave it to jeff to explain exactly what we're drafting if that's okay yeah allow me a second to get into the mind of gavin real fast when when he when he birthed this idea into the universe and gifted us all yet again with his brilliance.

Speaker 4 I believe what Gavin was going for here is a draft where we draft horses that are not horses.

Speaker 10 Yeah, it's weird that I'm so worried about my own idea. It's crazy how that worked out.

Speaker 4 Listen, you got to be more confident in yourself.

Speaker 10 Why do I do it to myself? That's what I always say.

Speaker 6 You're always saying that.

Speaker 4 So I could throw out an example, but then

Speaker 6 because I think that it will probably be on the draft board. And

Speaker 6 I wouldn't do an example. I don't know why you would do an example.
I don't know that we've ever done an example.

Speaker 4 Well, you wanted me to explain what it was. And so I just want to make sure everybody understands.

Speaker 6 Didn't feel like it needed an example in order to be explained.

Speaker 15 Okay. Well,

Speaker 4 I didn't think it needed to be explained because the title was the explanation. Horses that aren't horses.

Speaker 20 Right.

Speaker 20 It made sense to me.

Speaker 4 I didn't elaborate in any way when I explained. I just read the title of the draft.

Speaker 6 You're right. You did.

Speaker 15 And everybody was elaborate. Everybody was like, oh, okay.

Speaker 15 And then I went wrong.

Speaker 4 If I need to go further, I can give an example.

Speaker 15 And everybody's like, whoa, hold on.

Speaker 21 Back off. Don't give an example.
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 6 Do I hear trotting?

Speaker 15 Wait.

Speaker 5 Is that trotting?

Speaker 5 No, it can't be. It's not a horse.

Speaker 22 We're doing non-horses.

Speaker 15 It's horse, not horse.

Speaker 5 Has to be some other thing that's similar to a trot.

Speaker 10 Speaking of trotting, my anus is clearing up.

Speaker 23 Yeah.

Speaker 4 How was your the rest of your fish evening, Gavin?

Speaker 10 It was a bad evening, but today we're solidifying. And I don't think I've got the trots any longer.

Speaker 13 Excellent.

Speaker 25 Well, trots.

Speaker 6 How many times are we randomizing names here for horse, non-horse?

Speaker 26 Five.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I think five because for the letters horse.

Speaker 27 That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 10 And that's how many legs the horse has.

Speaker 6 There you go.

Speaker 15 What? Oh.

Speaker 7 Here we go.

Speaker 6 It is Andrew, Nick, Eric, Jeff, Gavin. We randomized five times.
Here's one, two, three, four,

Speaker 3 which would be Eric, Nick, Jeff, Andrew.

Speaker 15 Keep me there.

Speaker 4 Right where I belong in the boring ass middle.

Speaker 2 Keep me there.

Speaker 6 And then here we go. Five.
Nick.

Speaker 7 Yeah.

Speaker 7 Gavin.

Speaker 15 Eric, Jeff, Andrew.

Speaker 6 That is the order that we will be drafting. Let's go.
Horse, not horse, in. Boys, it's time.
A horse is a horse, is a horse, of course. So let's see what horse, not horse you pick.

Speaker 6 Nick, we start with you.

Speaker 10 Andrew, how do you feel about being at the end before we start?

Speaker 28 Fantastic.

Speaker 9 I feel great.

Speaker 5 I feel like there's probably like seven or eight very obvious picks, and I don't mind being in the back because I feel like I have two that will be safe.

Speaker 8 All right.

Speaker 6 You got to get that Andrew level confidence, Gavin.

Speaker 15 Yeah, dude.

Speaker 10 Maybe next time.

Speaker 5 I got my coconuts at my desk. I'm holy grailing it.
I'm ready for this draft.

Speaker 22 Let's do it.

Speaker 15 I got my fake horse.

Speaker 4 Before Nick goes, how many does everyone have?

Speaker 27 Oh, that's a good question. Let me see.

Speaker 29 I have eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

Speaker 27 I have ten.

Speaker 9 Andrew? 12.

Speaker 24 I have 14.

Speaker 7 Whoa, shit.

Speaker 6 I'm so excited to see the honorable mentions, but we get started. Before we get to honorable mentions, we have to get to actual mentions.

Speaker 7 And that would be Nick with our first draft.

Speaker 27 Well, I'm going with something that is very near and dear to me, which is horseradish sauce or horsey sauce as it's known.

Speaker 6 It goes well with roast beef.

Speaker 5 Horseradish first overall.

Speaker 27 I'm sorry, are you questioning me?

Speaker 15 Honestly, I just feel it's a very divisive horse, not horse.

Speaker 30 I feel like there are people that absolutely hate horseradish.

Speaker 10 Horseradish is absolutely tremendous and would have been my first pick.

Speaker 4 It's dog shit.

Speaker 31 It's amazing.

Speaker 22 First off,

Speaker 19 you can sweeten it and make it.

Speaker 27 Oh, you hate white things.

Speaker 2 Ray, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.

Speaker 27 Well, Jeff, let me just say, you're missing out. It is truly a treat on certain seafoods.

Speaker 10 You can diet green and pretend it's wasabi.

Speaker 2 You could also do that.

Speaker 5 I feel I most engage with horseradish and honey mustard, and sometimes it's just like not the feel.

Speaker 6 You most engage with horseradish? Is that what you said?

Speaker 19 Yeah. What does that mean?

Speaker 5 Because there are certain honey mustards that have horseradish in them.

Speaker 22 Yeah, which gives it a nice pep.

Speaker 5 No, but I'm saying that that's not a universal across every honey mustard.

Speaker 32 They're just some variants that use horseradish, and sometimes it's a bit much.

Speaker 5 It could be a bit much. Listen, I'm sure all the radish heads out there are going to go crazy over this first pick.
I just, I think it's divisive.

Speaker 6 Your first pick, because you said specifically horseradish sauce. Is it horseradish or horseradish sauce?

Speaker 11 The sauce. Okay.

Speaker 6 I'm just making sure. I just want to, I want to make sure I'm being thorough here.

Speaker 4 Was horseradish one that everyone had on their list?

Speaker 6 No, because I knew it was going to get picked.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I had it.

Speaker 4 I had it as horsey sauce. Yeah.
Specifically from Arby's, but it's the same thing, so I can't.

Speaker 27 Yes, it is the same thing, but horsey sauce is better than some just horseradish sauces.

Speaker 6 So I just, I just don't know why they changed the name to horsey sauce.

Speaker 29 Nay.

Speaker 15 I've never even seen horsey sauce.

Speaker 2 I don't know what you're telling me, man.

Speaker 31 You guys should go.

Speaker 4 You guys are going to be great on vaudeville later.

Speaker 11 Oh, man.

Speaker 6 Well, horseradish sauce is off the board, and now we go to Gavin, international pick here. Gavin, what is your first choice in the Horse, not Horse Draft?

Speaker 10 I feel like I'm going to, that was going to be my first pick, but I feel like I'm going to take a page out of Nick's book and go with Horseradish, just horseradish.

Speaker 13 Yeah. The root.

Speaker 4 So you're just going to, you're going to copy Nick?

Speaker 10 No, no, no, no. I'm not going to dilute it.

Speaker 22 That's Nick's book, though.

Speaker 4 Every choice he makes is a copy of yours. Yep.

Speaker 22 Yep. Gavin, I respect the move.

Speaker 31 you do

Speaker 27 yeah it's my fucking move yeah yeah

Speaker 6 there's a reason he loves it he went shit i should do that how do you feel about it being used against you

Speaker 10 i mean horseradish sauce is superior to the original horseradish so use it if you want i feel like i just you can't make horseradish sauce without horseradish and you could use horseradish in other ways what are the other ways that you can use horseradish yeah tell me how you bathe with it what do you do well pretend wasabi uh you can grace it uh you can put it in in a, you know,

Speaker 6 I meant like, what other dishes can you make? And Nick said, bathe with it.

Speaker 33 Yeah. I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 27 I'm curious where he's going with it.

Speaker 5 Want to smell spicy?

Speaker 10 Dig it up out of the ground? That's what I picked.

Speaker 15 There you go. There you go.

Speaker 27 Oh, excellent. You could dig it up.

Speaker 9 Excellent.

Speaker 5 It's a good ingredient in like 80% of the spells encharmed.

Speaker 14 That's true.

Speaker 10 And you can't dig up the source.

Speaker 5 I mean, if you drop it, it, you can.

Speaker 16 If you drop it so hard it goes underground.

Speaker 22 It might fall into a hole.

Speaker 6 What is happening?

Speaker 19 Okay.

Speaker 6 Well, horseradish sauce and horseradish are both off the board. Did anyone just have horseradish by itself? Nope.

Speaker 19 Nope. I did.

Speaker 17 Wait.

Speaker 5 I sort of viewed them as one and the same.

Speaker 24 Yeah.

Speaker 22 It's my bid, Gavin.

Speaker 33 I had it. Of course I had it.

Speaker 10 So if I hadn't drafted that, you would have next drafted horseradish.

Speaker 15 Yeah, probably.

Speaker 16 Depending on what's left.

Speaker 15 Yeah.

Speaker 27 Might have saved it for the end.

Speaker 6 It would have been horseradish sauce and then his second pick would have been just horseradish, the thing, the root.

Speaker 33 No, I'd have closed out with it.

Speaker 4 And then his third pick would have been horse and his fourth pick would have been radish.

Speaker 15 His fifth thing was sauce.

Speaker 19 Oh my God.

Speaker 15 Okay. All right.
Well,

Speaker 6 I'm the next pick, and I'm definitely getting away from this route, this edible thing, because I am going very specific with the 1965 Ford Mustang.

Speaker 33 Oh!

Speaker 5 That's very interesting. I wasn't sure if we were going to allow this.

Speaker 6 Incredible year for the car. Incredible look.

Speaker 6 That is truly an impressive motor vehicle. The Ford Mustang.
is my horse, not horse. Why would we not allow it?

Speaker 10 How is that a horse or not a horse?

Speaker 5 Well, because Mustang is a a horse. Yeah.
And it's not.

Speaker 28 I wasn't sure if everything needed horse in it.

Speaker 6 What? What is the confusion?

Speaker 27 It doesn't have the word horse in it.

Speaker 6 Why would it have to have the word horse? It's a Mustang, which is a horse.

Speaker 8 I'm not saying what you're...

Speaker 5 I just wasn't sure.

Speaker 6 You are saying you're the one who brought it up.

Speaker 6 This is your fault, you dunce.

Speaker 5 No, everybody's in agreement, and I feel like I'm the one pushing the least dickhead.

Speaker 15 I'm just saying that

Speaker 35 I I thought everything.

Speaker 15 Pause.

Speaker 5 Eric, I'm on your side.

Speaker 35 I'm just saying I wasn't sure if everybody would want a horse, not horse, to have all the horses.

Speaker 35 I thought

Speaker 32 you were on my side.

Speaker 7 This is.

Speaker 5 You're a fucking fucking me-I wasn't even against it.

Speaker 8 I just said I wasn't sure.

Speaker 21 To bring it up at all is psychological.

Speaker 5 But just because I brought it up doesn't mean everybody else wasn't thinking it.

Speaker 31 There was a fucking parade of people behind me.

Speaker 6 What did you think was going to happen?

Speaker 31 Andrew, I believe that they're all possible of their own thought.

Speaker 4 Andrew, thank you for the clarity that you brought to this draft because it helps inform my next choice.

Speaker 6 It's really.

Speaker 6 Yeah, it really, it really helped. Thanks, man.
Thanks for being on my side. I appreciate it.

Speaker 5 I just, I vocalized it. I really thought the parade of people behind me that seemed to be more concerned about it would have more to say, but they didn't, apparently.

Speaker 6 I'm very aware that you vocalized it.

Speaker 19 Thanks, man.

Speaker 6 Appreciate it. That's awesome.

Speaker 5 I liked it.

Speaker 4 I really do appreciate it, Andrew. Thank you.
I have

Speaker 26 the same question.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I don't like that pick.

Speaker 6 I don't give a shit.

Speaker 37 Don't care.

Speaker 27 It is not for us to judge, Gavin, but I feel like kind of mostly it is.

Speaker 1 And you know what?

Speaker 17 I take it back.

Speaker 6 I mean, it's fine. You're wrong.
It's a horse, not horse. The 1965 Ford Mustang on the list, number one with a bullet.

Speaker 5 A Mustang is a horse.

Speaker 6 Yeah, no shit.

Speaker 27 Yeah, but I feel like there's a spirit to this thing.

Speaker 10 I mean, if a Mustang's a horse.

Speaker 21 You pick the same thing. The first two picks are the same thing.

Speaker 15 They're different.

Speaker 9 There's a spirit

Speaker 9 to this thing.

Speaker 6 Oh, I'm going to go with one and I'm going to go with one A. All right, right on, man.
Cool.

Speaker 27 No, they're different, though. They're different.

Speaker 6 Jeff, you have your first pick in the horse, not horse draft.

Speaker 19 God damn.

Speaker 4 You guys got me a little scared to pick now, but I'm going to go ahead and take one on a limb here. I'm going to pick the original horse-toothed jackass, Gary DeLabate.

Speaker 4 We established through Eric that it doesn't have to have the worst horse in it. But even if it did, that's his name, horse-toothed jackass.
He's a horse, not a horse.

Speaker 6 Andrew, whose side are you on?

Speaker 5 I just, I, I mean, I I think it's a wild pick. I do feel, I'd like to hear the other people's thoughts that were like, I don't know if I have enough picks.

Speaker 5 How are you feeling now about your picks and that you're going to

Speaker 34 run out?

Speaker 10 I've got an abundance of picks.

Speaker 34 Yeah.

Speaker 34 It's all good.

Speaker 27 I am rich in picks.

Speaker 4 If you guys don't want me to use it, I got plenty.

Speaker 15 No, no, no. No, I'm going to post it anyway.

Speaker 5 I think that's so, like, I would never

Speaker 13 say it.

Speaker 6 No, no, I think that's great.

Speaker 19 I think it's great.

Speaker 6 I will say, I'm not saying that you shouldn't pick him because I think horse shoot jackass is great. However, when I think of Gary, I do think of his other animal persona, the Techno Beaver.

Speaker 6 Yeah, that's me personally.

Speaker 4 I just wanted to get as much

Speaker 4 as much mouth as possible in the image.

Speaker 6 You definitely got it.

Speaker 4 Just for the record, I have, that's the only one, only pick I have that doesn't have the word horse in the title. So I'm happy to see

Speaker 4 that.

Speaker 10 That's why I was going to ask, because did any of our rocks, not rocks, not have rocks in the rock?

Speaker 11 What?

Speaker 10 Did it not have rocks in the title? In the pick?

Speaker 7 Oh.

Speaker 4 Yeah, all mine had rock.

Speaker 10 I think all mine had rock.

Speaker 5 I don't remember my picks.

Speaker 11 I don't remember. Great.

Speaker 6 Well, moving on, Andrew, your first, you actually have two picks here. You have the last pick of the first round and the first pick of the second round.
So, Andrew, back-to-back picks. What you got?

Speaker 5 It's, I didn't expect to be in this position of some of the things available. I'm shocked.
I'm going to go with my first overall pick.

Speaker 5 If I was going first, one of my favorite games at recess, one of my favorite pieces of achievement hunter content.

Speaker 15 Damn. I'm picking horse.

Speaker 6 Nice. The game.

Speaker 4 Ah, that's great. It's a great one.
It was on my list, too.

Speaker 5 Taking basketball shots, watching videos. And then eventually you guys got tired of doing so many.
So you change it to the pig. Reduce the amount of work you have to do.

Speaker 22 I respect. Is that right?

Speaker 32 Did you guys?

Speaker 6 I didn't know that. That's really funny.

Speaker 10 We did Halo Pig and Trials Pig.

Speaker 23 halo pig

Speaker 5 i just love horse it's a fun game fond memories playing it fond memories watching it near and dear to my heart it's a top horse not horse you watched horse oh you just mean the the videos yeah the videos

Speaker 5 I mean, I've also watched horses. I don't know what you mean by like, what is horse to you?

Speaker 6 Yeah, what does that mean? What did you, what were you asking him?

Speaker 10 I just imagined him at school just watching other people play horse.

Speaker 9 No.

Speaker 5 Okay. I mean, maybe I did but not like wasn't like oh let me put the chair down so i can observe some horse let's have some fun spend 30 minutes watching other people play horse uh

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Speaker 5 Okay, my second pick is, I think, once again, another powerful horse. And just to me,

Speaker 5 it's

Speaker 5 a great understanding of how stupid human brains are. It is horsepower, a measurement that was made.

Speaker 5 Because the person that was trying to sell like the idea of a device to move things from mining, they were like, No, we got horses for that. We don't, we don't need this.

Speaker 5 And they're like, Well, what if we say it's worth 30 horses?

Speaker 28 And they're like, Oh, fuck, you can do 30 horses with this thing?

Speaker 12 Hell yeah.

Speaker 15 Bring me eight of them.

Speaker 32 Very dumb.

Speaker 6 I like it because it's still the measure today.

Speaker 36 Yes.

Speaker 6 Oh, how many horsepower does that have? Does that mean it's just like if you had 350 horses, they would go as fast as a car? That's awesome. We got to get 350 horses.

Speaker 5 It is incredibly stupid logic, but it's what ended up selling.

Speaker 22 Uh,

Speaker 5 it was like the engine thing they were doing for helping moving mining shit. I feel great about my picks.
I feel really good for the swing.

Speaker 33 They're great. They're really good.
Nice swing.

Speaker 12 Well done. You took a couple.

Speaker 33 Yeah. Good shit.

Speaker 6 Excellent. And you didn't even have to pick horseradish in any way, shape, or form.
As we go to Jeff with his

Speaker 6 second pick here.

Speaker 4 My second pick.

Speaker 4 I'm going to stay human, I think, with this pick.

Speaker 4 I think this might be the only other human I have on the list. But this one's a little bit more literal.
You may not know him by name, but you know him by the greatest character in Twin Peaks.

Speaker 4 I'm talking about the actor Michael Horse, who played Deputy Hawk in Twin Peaks.

Speaker 15 Oh, wow.

Speaker 7 Michael Horse.

Speaker 15 I didn't know that. I didn't know that.

Speaker 24 Michael Horse.

Speaker 4 Coolest character in all of David Lynch's entire ouvoir.

Speaker 24 Wow.

Speaker 10 And when he came back and his hair was all white, it looked epic.

Speaker 9 Yeah, he did. He looks really cool.
He's cool as fuck. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Michael Horse is a great pick in the Horse, not Horse draft. Excellent.

Speaker 8 Thank you. Thank you.

Speaker 6 We're moving on. I'm staying in the world of entertainment and cinema.

Speaker 6 In the year 1970, much was occurring.

Speaker 6 But one thing prevailed above all. And that was a young actor, Sylvester Stallone, in a movie that I think he wishes never came out.
And that would be Italian Stallion from 1970.

Speaker 6 Sylvester Stallone, Star of Rocky, goes X-rated. He plays stud,

Speaker 6 and it is an X-rated film that is readily available. Italian Stallion.

Speaker 10 Does he shag?

Speaker 6 Yeah, I don't think that it's like hardcore, hardcore. I've never seen Italian Stallion.
I don't need to watch Stud and Kitty get into whatever they're getting into. But

Speaker 6 yeah,

Speaker 6 this being a thing that has followed his career, his entire career,

Speaker 6 is very interesting to me to do something that early and then

Speaker 6 become Oscar nominated, I believe, for Rocky.

Speaker 27 Good for him.

Speaker 6 Italian Stallion. Also a nickname, I think, for Rocky.

Speaker 8 It is, yeah.

Speaker 34 He's the Italian Stallion. There you go.

Speaker 6 Italian Stallion, 1970, is my pick in Horse, not horse.

Speaker 11 Well done.

Speaker 6 You're fine with that one, but not the other one. Whatever.
Gavin, go ahead. You have your second pick for the Horse, not Horse draft.

Speaker 10 Well, you you know, I like fun. I had a lot of fun as a kid.

Speaker 18 Honestly, before you got here, that's what we were saying.

Speaker 6 We were like, guys, when's Gavin getting here? We know he likes fun.

Speaker 10 Always been a lover of fun. I've always been saying that.

Speaker 10 Sometimes fun gets a little bit

Speaker 34 rowdy.

Speaker 10 You sort of pranking each other, diving on each other, shoving each other. It's horseplay.

Speaker 6 Horseplay is good.

Speaker 6 That was on my list. Horseplay was on my list.

Speaker 27 Yeah, horseplay is good.

Speaker 5 I wonder if people in the horse world describe horseplaying playing as horseplay. Have horses ever horseplayed?

Speaker 10 Yeah, I think horses can, horses can muck about.

Speaker 5 Oh, they absolutely can. I just, I wonder if anyone in, like, I wonder if that's vernacular they use.

Speaker 28 Like, oh, they're horseplaying.

Speaker 10 Maybe they call it human play.

Speaker 6 I think, don't they, like, stand up on, like, their back legs and, like, kick at each other and stuff?

Speaker 5 Oh, they kick at each other. They fuck around.
I just saw a video of a horse shoving a cat into a thing of water just for fun.

Speaker 37 What?

Speaker 7 Okay. They have a good time.

Speaker 22 Yeah, it sounds like the cat did, too.

Speaker 16 Definite horseplay.

Speaker 5 I mean, that's a definite horseplay. I'm just curious if people in the horse world ever refer to horseplay as horseplay.

Speaker 28 I think of like people doing it typically, but I'm not around horses.

Speaker 6 What do you think they would call it otherwise?

Speaker 24 I don't know.

Speaker 5 Stallion battalion.

Speaker 6 You think they have another fun term that we just don't know about?

Speaker 5 I think so. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Mustang muckery, maybe?

Speaker 28 They're muckering about.

Speaker 6 That might be my next.

Speaker 15 I don't know.

Speaker 5 Horse people, let me know.

Speaker 28 You ever look at a bunch of horses and just go, oh, they're horseplaying?

Speaker 6 Well, horseplay on the board. And we round out the second round with Nick, and we start the third round with him as well.
So Nikki got back-to-back picks here.

Speaker 13 Back-to-back. Well, I'm going to take a page from Gavin's book here.

Speaker 29 Oh, shit.

Speaker 14 I

Speaker 27 am going to go with horsing around.

Speaker 4 Oh, good pick. It was on my list.

Speaker 6 Now I have horsing around, but I had it as a

Speaker 6 horseplay slash horsing around. Now, where to me, they were the same thing.

Speaker 27 Horsing around, though, is to engage in playful, boisterous, or silly behavior similar to horseplay.

Speaker 10 But explain how they're different in any way. Like, explain something that would be horsing around, but not horseplay.

Speaker 6 That, thank you. Yes.

Speaker 27 People usually get hurt when you're horsing around.

Speaker 10 No, people can get hurt in horseplay, but horseplay is much more fun.

Speaker 6 I think people, yeah, are you saying no one gets hurt in horseplay?

Speaker 27 I think horseplay becomes horsing around when someone gets hurt.

Speaker 10 I mean, I hate to, as someone who picked horseradish after horseradish sauce, I'm still going to go in on this and say you've just picked exactly what mine was.

Speaker 27 I don't think so.

Speaker 4 I'd like to bring Google into this if I could for a second.

Speaker 8 Yes, please do.

Speaker 4 Google says, while both horseplay and horsing around describe boisterous, playful behavior, horseplay often implies a level of roughhousing or even dangerous activity.

Speaker 4 whereas horsing around can range from mild silliness to more energetic but still relatively harmless play get horsed well that's the opposite of what nick said then well then i'm wrong but also it doesn't matter because

Speaker 14 it's different

Speaker 6 get horsed gavin i just need to know just before because it sounds like we're probably gonna like let this one in uh no after horseradish we should don't again i agree to that have a problem with horseradish uh i didn't mr mustang I just want to, and you didn't have a problem with Italian style.

Speaker 6 Again, you're just so all over the place. But what I want to know is

Speaker 6 I want to know whose side Andrew is on.

Speaker 8 Oh, good question.

Speaker 5 I'm on the side of allowing it just because I think the top left of this draft board is hilarious.

Speaker 16 I don't think.

Speaker 35 I just love the way that looks.

Speaker 5 That's ridiculous.

Speaker 17 It's the same.

Speaker 6 You guys just keep picking the same shit. I've just learned that who picked it first? Looks like me.

Speaker 10 Nick and I should never be next to each other

Speaker 15 ever again.

Speaker 5 I feel like I'm looking at a shell game where it's like I need to find the one different, but they all kind of look the same.

Speaker 15 Like it's

Speaker 6 I'm Coke. He's Pepsi.
Yeah, this is very, this is very interesting. Well,

Speaker 6 Nick, horsing around is on the board, but we can't wait to see Gavin start.

Speaker 6 Yeah, I'm so excited for whatever Nick's about to pick and whatever Gavin's going to pick right on top of it.

Speaker 27 There is a certain term that I love to use when someone says some nonsense, and that is horse shit.

Speaker 6 Gavin, it's a sigh of you.

Speaker 6 Gavin, you made a sound.

Speaker 10 Well, it was obviously, it was going to be my next pick.

Speaker 10 Yeah!

Speaker 10 So you're talking about the lying version of horse shit, right?

Speaker 27 I'm talking about, yeah, the one where you're like, that's a little horse shit. Whatever you're saying is nonsense.

Speaker 10 But you're not specifically talking about a pile of horse feces.

Speaker 33 I'm not.

Speaker 6 Oh, very interesting.

Speaker 9 Gavin, should we just jump right to you for your pick?

Speaker 10 As much as I want to, I would never allow that. Okay, all right.

Speaker 11 All right. All right.

Speaker 6 Just making sure.

Speaker 19 I kind of want you to do it. I want you to do it.

Speaker 6 Nick has made his third pick here.

Speaker 6 We all sat quietly waiting for something to happen.

Speaker 6 Rewind it and listen to the baited breath.

Speaker 8 It was very exciting.

Speaker 6 But now we go to Gavin and his third pick in the horse, not horse draft.

Speaker 10 I've just realized that one of my picks just says horse. What am I talking about there?

Speaker 15 I think maybe you're thinking you're the game horse. You need to cross that one out.

Speaker 5 It could be the game horse.

Speaker 10 It's crazy, but below that, I've written Halo horse.

Speaker 13 Okay,

Speaker 11 let's see.

Speaker 10 I've confused myself.

Speaker 10 To be honest, I'm just really bummed and thrown by not getting horse shit. I should have picked that first instead of horse fetish.

Speaker 16 But, you know, I like animals.

Speaker 10 I like animals.

Speaker 6 This guy likes fuck.

Speaker 14 This guy likes animals.

Speaker 10 I like animals with interesting little quirks. Like

Speaker 10 the male version, jizzing babies all over the ocean. It's a seahorse.

Speaker 6 Oh, the seahorse.

Speaker 7 Very nice.

Speaker 1 Good pick.

Speaker 10 Fertilizes the female and then for some reason takes all the babies at some point. Don't really know too much about it, but it's cool.

Speaker 35 Cool footage.

Speaker 6 The way that you start, like you tee yourself up is so interesting.

Speaker 6 You know, I love fun. You know, I like animals.

Speaker 6 There's no need for a transition.

Speaker 32 It's fantastic. I think it's so good.

Speaker 8 Guys, you know, I like animals.

Speaker 5 You know how you're always talking about how much I love animals.

Speaker 14 So I gotta.

Speaker 10 You know, you were saying about me before I came.

Speaker 37 He loves fun.

Speaker 6 This guy fucking loves fun.

Speaker 6 Well, Seahorse is on the board now, and we go to me. I'm the dead center here in this draft in the middle.
And guys, you know me.

Speaker 36 I love hair.

Speaker 6 And that's why with my pick, I'm going with the ponytail.

Speaker 37 Wow.

Speaker 6 This is

Speaker 8 the

Speaker 6 number one hairstyle besides doing nothing. I would say it's doing nothing with your hair.
And then if you have long hair, it is ponytail. So you have, those are, I mean,

Speaker 6 real close together as far as top things you can do with your long, long hair is a ponytail.

Speaker 25 Thoughts?

Speaker 22 Excellent. Yeah.

Speaker 11 Yeah. It's a very

Speaker 27 known thing. We've allowed Mustang and stallions.

Speaker 4 I genuinely didn't think of that one. That's a good one.

Speaker 10 That's outside the box, that one. Is a pony a horse?

Speaker 13 Is it a

Speaker 6 pony a horse? Hold on.

Speaker 22 Is a pony a horse? Okay, yeah.

Speaker 18 We're going to go ahead and let's hang on.

Speaker 6 Hang on. Nobody else say anything.
Nobody else say anything. Nick, if it's not a horse, what do you think it could be?

Speaker 2 Zebra.

Speaker 36 Cool. Thanks for coming, man.

Speaker 11 Oh, racing stripes.

Speaker 10 Well, like, yeah, is a zebra a horse? Is a donkey a horse? Like, is a pony a horse?

Speaker 10 Is a horse a pony? Or a pony is a horse, but a horse isn't a pony sort of thing.

Speaker 27 A pony is a type of horse.

Speaker 6 Listen, Gavin, I expect you to know this as the guy who likes animals.

Speaker 11 Yeah, but not all of them.

Speaker 10 Not all of them.

Speaker 27 It's a real frog is a toad.

Speaker 2 Wait, no.

Speaker 27 Toad is frog.

Speaker 22 Frog, not toad.

Speaker 5 He's like, you know, people like adults that hate kids. Gavin is an animal lover who hates ponies, but loves horses.

Speaker 17 He hates

Speaker 34 ponies.

Speaker 27 He thinks ponies are horseshit.

Speaker 6 Well, Ponytail is on the board. And Jeff, you have your third pick.
We're getting close to rounding out the third round here.

Speaker 4 Guys, you know that I like music.

Speaker 18 I'm a big music guy.

Speaker 15 Nobody's talking about it all the time.

Speaker 4 I tend to come into the chat late, and you guys are already having a discussion about how much I like music. Yep.
That happens

Speaker 4 constantly, it feels like. And so

Speaker 4 what I want to do with my draft today is continue to lose the audience. And so I'm going to pick a band that 99.92% of them have never heard.
And if they had, they wouldn't like them anyway.

Speaker 4 But I like

Speaker 19 quite a bit.

Speaker 4 Eric knows who I'm talking about. I am picking the doom metal band

Speaker 4 Funeral Horse.

Speaker 6 Funeral Horse is on the board. Funeral Horse.

Speaker 33 Cool as hell.

Speaker 9 Very cool. Hell yeah.

Speaker 6 That's a Burn Dog.

Speaker 4 Yeah. It's a band I've been through.
Burned Dog.

Speaker 15 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 37 For sure.

Speaker 5 Is there like a definitive Funeral Horse song?

Speaker 4 Oh, geez.

Speaker 4 Let's see.

Speaker 4 Amputate the Hands of the Thieves is a good one.

Speaker 4 Executioner of Kings, that's a great one.

Speaker 4 Stoned and Furious. I like that one.
I hear the Devil Calling Me.

Speaker 4 That's the album I have at least.

Speaker 4 Until the Nation Falls.

Speaker 26 Until the Last Nation Falls.

Speaker 13 That's what it's called. That's a good one.

Speaker 6 I think they're a Texas band, too.

Speaker 4 I think they might be from Houston.

Speaker 13 Oh, that's cool.

Speaker 6 There you go. So you get some

Speaker 6 local points. Way to go, man.
Funeral Horse is a good one.

Speaker 6 I'm going to note. that this is a band just so nobody gets confused later, which they will.

Speaker 13 Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 36 Yeah.

Speaker 6 But, Andrew, you have two picks so far, and now you have your final two picks back-to-back, the end of round three, the beginning of round four, and the horse, not horse draft.

Speaker 6 What are you going with?

Speaker 5 I'm going with maybe

Speaker 5 the most hated horse situation in modern time.

Speaker 28 Very controversial.

Speaker 5 I'd say as

Speaker 5 angering to people as horseradish can be for some.

Speaker 5 I am going with horse armor DLC from Skyrim. People who lost their goddamn minds over the fact that they were going to have to pay $3 for a horse cosmetic in a video game.
It was a huge outrage.

Speaker 5 And now you look at the modern landscape of how gaming works and its economy. People are spending $20 to look like Goku and Fortnite for one week.
Like it doesn't

Speaker 5 matter. People were very up in arms about a thing that eventually just came to be totally acceptable.

Speaker 6 But oh boy, did they hate the idea of buying horse armor was this the uh i'm dropping i'm dropping a i'm dropping a pick in is that it is that the horse armor dropping a pick in the discord there i think it might be i believe it is

Speaker 26 okay oh that's from oblivion yeah this is oblivion not skyrim right the the armor was oblivion the horse armor was from oblivion the thing is about this pick though is that it's about a horse it is about a horse yeah it's about a horse it's about a horse just like horsepower is about a horse yeah but it doesn't involve an actual horse yeah I'm draft.

Speaker 5 So I thought you were going to say this. So I was going to break it up individually.
I'm either drafting armor for a horse to wear, which is not a horse,

Speaker 5 or I'm drafting DLC, which is also not a horse.

Speaker 20 I just got you. Excellent point.

Speaker 10 So is DLC a horse?

Speaker 6 No, the horse isn't the thing you get. You get the armor.

Speaker 29 Yeah. You get the armor for a horse.

Speaker 10 So I could just draft like

Speaker 10 a horse shoe.

Speaker 5 Well, I mean, if you want, you could just like draft horseradish the root.

Speaker 15 Yeah, I see.

Speaker 22 You you asked it in a very confused way you could draft a horseshoe.

Speaker 6 Yes, you could draft a horseshoe.

Speaker 12 It's not a horse.

Speaker 4 It's a horseshoe think a horseshoe.

Speaker 25 It's a shoe for a horse.

Speaker 26 Horse hat.

Speaker 5 If somebody walked to you a horseshoe, would you ever say get that horse out of here?

Speaker 4 Fine.

Speaker 4 You're playing a game called horseshoes.

Speaker 33 Oh, shit.

Speaker 16 See that? Oh, that would work.

Speaker 4 i think it works either way i'm just i'm confused about what you're confused about at this point it feels like this this definitely makes i just don't know if it fully qualifies as not horse when it's it's horse related everything we're touching in this draft is horse related man i yeah i don't i mean what's a horse fetish got to do with a horse it's in the name what's a horse what's a seahorse got to do with a horse what's in the name yeah it's called the fucking name

Speaker 21 they saw they saw that creature and they said, holy shit, that looks like a horse in the water.

Speaker 5 I know a seahorse.

Speaker 10 You never see them together, though. The seahorse doesn't know anything about that horse.

Speaker 35 You've never seen them together.

Speaker 1 You think a horse knows what a horseshoe is?

Speaker 6 You just, we said, you said horseshoe and then you said horse hat and I just wanted

Speaker 7 to look at

Speaker 2 it.

Speaker 18 Is that the thumbnail, man?

Speaker 15 That's great.

Speaker 15 That might be.

Speaker 6 That should probably be the thumbnail for this, right?

Speaker 24 Yeah, probably.

Speaker 22 It's pretty good.

Speaker 6 It's a pretty good horse. So would you allow, like, would you allow horse fur?

Speaker 20 Horse fur?

Speaker 23 That's not a burst.

Speaker 8 That's a part of a horse.

Speaker 6 What is horse fur?

Speaker 6 If you could pick it, it's a terrible pick.

Speaker 1 Because it's horse hair.

Speaker 5 I just don't understand why this conversation wasn't had with horsepower.

Speaker 10 Yeah, because horsepower is used for cars and stuff, and there's actually a horse nearby.

Speaker 5 Yeah, but it was named specifically in relation to horses.

Speaker 31 Yeah, it's good.

Speaker 10 Horseplay was named because horses play. But it doesn't mean there's a horse when there's horseplay.

Speaker 22 So if

Speaker 5 you bought a shirt, is that the same to you as like having a human?

Speaker 7 Is that a person?

Speaker 5 If somebody, if, like, when we bring shirts into, like, if we import shirts, are you worried that we're human trafficking i just think if it was human not human you wouldn't pick human shirt i just don't think that'd be on your list yeah because nobody says human shirt uh

Speaker 4 it's not a turn of phrase it's not a game people play like do you realize you recognize the difference between horse hat and horseshoe right like if you say horseshoe 99 people out of 100 are going to be able to draw one from memory if you say horse hat 99 people are going to be like what

Speaker 6 did mr ed wear a hat i don't know i mean probably in like an episode but I think he's just, I like, by and large, no.

Speaker 4 Maybe when he went out to town.

Speaker 22 That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 5 That horse ate a lot of peanut butter.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he did.

Speaker 22 Well, he's a happy horse.

Speaker 6 Horse armor DLC from Oblivion is on the board. Whether Gavin likes it or not, I guess.

Speaker 15 It's weird.

Speaker 10 I do feel a way about it, but

Speaker 10 I don't even know if it's a good pick or a shit pick.

Speaker 10 I just don't know.

Speaker 36 It's good.

Speaker 11 Okay.

Speaker 10 I really just blew off both my feet with horseradish is my first pick. That I just

Speaker 10 want to argue, but I should just keep my mouth shut for the rest of the draft.

Speaker 6 Well, the horse armor DLC is on the board, and Andrew, you're going to kick us off with the fourth and final round of the Horse Not Horse draft. What is your fourth and final pick?

Speaker 38 Honey, bunches of votes is the forma perfecta depending on the conto family. Cono juelas crucientes and verdad qual niños les encantas.
Ademas delicios os trosos de granola, nu eses y fruta.

Speaker 38 ¿Ce todos vanadis brutad? Hani punchos devotes para todos. Tokal bener para saber más.

Speaker 5 My fourth and final pick is the thing that's always fun to see because you go, oh, oh, and it's so, so lethal, it's illegal. I'm going with horse collar tackles.

Speaker 15 Oh,

Speaker 15 wow.

Speaker 34 I really like that one.

Speaker 6 Not on my list. Should have been.

Speaker 10 Great.

Speaker 10 That is.

Speaker 26 What is that?

Speaker 5 Oh, it's when you grab somebody from like the back of their shoulder pads and pull them down oh so you're not you're not allowed to like grip and use your weight to like shove like it stops all their momentum and it still it happens you'll see it and it's always like oh oh that was a horse collar yeah see i just dropped a picture in the discord of it where a guy is getting brought down with a horse collar tackle and it's just imagine running as fast as you can and somebody yanks you cartoon style by the back of your shirt led to a lot of knee knee injuries.

Speaker 22 So many.

Speaker 11 A lot of headdresses in general.

Speaker 6 Yeah. Yes.
It is. It's an illegal move now.

Speaker 13 It's a big no-no.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Interesting. Yep.

Speaker 15 Yeah.

Speaker 20 You cool with that one?

Speaker 25 Yeah, that's a great pick.

Speaker 9 Excellent.

Speaker 6 Even though it's talking about a horse's collar, Jeff, you have your final pick.

Speaker 6 This is the fourth and final round. So, what is your last horse, not horse pick?

Speaker 10 But it's not an actual horse's collar.

Speaker 20 You ever seen a horse wear a shirt?

Speaker 11 They do sometimes.

Speaker 10 Yeah, and oblivion.

Speaker 20 Yeah.

Speaker 20 And those have collars.

Speaker 4 Much like I think Andrew's earlier pick, somebody's earlier pick, this kind of horse is a cautionary tale. It's not the kind you want to receive.

Speaker 4 Maybe at first you think you do, but then when you peer behind the curtain, you realize that it was a mistake. I'm talking about, obviously, not wanting to look a gift horse in the mouth.

Speaker 2 Oh.

Speaker 9 Don't do it.

Speaker 6 Yeah. You shouldn't do that.

Speaker 11 Yeah. You should not do that.

Speaker 13 Halitosis. Yeah.

Speaker 6 I think the phrase comes from some, like, genuinely looking at a gift horse in the mouth because that's how you could tell its health, right?

Speaker 15 Yes, exactly.

Speaker 10 Oh, I thought it was like

Speaker 10 a Trojan horse situation.

Speaker 6 You're saying if somebody gives you a giant wooden horse, don't look at what it's inside of it because it it might be people?

Speaker 4 No, don't look in the mouth because it's just wooden teeth. Look in the butt.
That's where the people are.

Speaker 36 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 12 They were all over.

Speaker 10 Is it really not from ancient?

Speaker 19 Oh, okay.

Speaker 6 No, I'm pretty sure it is. I mean, it's probably a very old idiom, but I'm pretty sure it is about

Speaker 6 looking at a horse's teeth in front of the person who's gifting you the horse so you can like check its health.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it would be considered way more sense. You know? Yeah.
There were so many less things to gift people back then.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Just like a horse is one of history's classic gifts. So I just assumed.

Speaker 5 I'm just imagining Gavin in a nearby town to when the, let's say, the Trojan horse thing actually happened.

Speaker 5 And Gavin's like sitting at the fire going, yeah, that's what happens when you don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Speaker 8 Should have looked in it.

Speaker 15 Should have seen it.

Speaker 37 The Trojan horse.

Speaker 15 Well,

Speaker 6 not looking at gift horse in the mouth is Jeff's fourth and final pick.

Speaker 6 My final pick, I'm going to try for.

Speaker 6 This is from, this is my wife's suggestion. She wanted me to call out.
That was my wife's suggestion.

Speaker 6 I'm doing it here because I'm going to drop it down and we'll see what happens. In the horse, not horse draft, my wife's pick, wanted me to pick was horse.

Speaker 26 Horse? Horse. Uh-huh.

Speaker 6 Now, here's the thing.

Speaker 6 This was my wife's suggestion. What do you boys think of that pick?

Speaker 10 Well, let me ask you this.

Speaker 11 Is it horse?

Speaker 3 What? What?

Speaker 10 Well, it's got to be horse, right? But not horse.

Speaker 11 Yeah.

Speaker 6 Horse. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Is it horse?

Speaker 5 The thing that it kind of sounds like horse? Or is it like,

Speaker 5 is it a word that is related to horses in some form?

Speaker 6 Yeah, I mean, you see it written right there.

Speaker 27 Is there a dialect where someone sounds like horse where they say when it's horse?

Speaker 6 Yeah, I think most people probably.

Speaker 27 I don't think so.

Speaker 6 You don't think so? No.

Speaker 13 Gavin? How do you say it?

Speaker 16 What he just wrote?

Speaker 10 Horse.

Speaker 8 Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 11 Well, I'm struggling to see the connection.

Speaker 6 Hey, then you're right. You know, let me get it off the board.

Speaker 6 I'll let Barbara know that her pick did not stand because with that, and this is the thing I want you guys to get off, and that's your high horse.

Speaker 7 Oh, good one.

Speaker 4 Good one.

Speaker 4 You set us us up there, you son of a bitch. That was good, though.

Speaker 13 That's good.

Speaker 15 That's real good.

Speaker 12 There you have it. How funny.

Speaker 27 You know what? I tell you what, put whores back there.

Speaker 5 I thought it was going to turn out to be French for like Mustang.

Speaker 10 I have a follow-up question for your wife.

Speaker 6 Sure.

Speaker 10 Are mermaids seahores?

Speaker 23 It's fucked up.

Speaker 10 Because I'd go for that if we were on your original page.

Speaker 9 Why would that be what mermaids are?

Speaker 10 I don't know about mermaids.

Speaker 4 Well, this one got away from us a little bit.

Speaker 6 Yeah, horseradish sauce and then horseradish made sure it started away from us.

Speaker 27 We like to have fun.

Speaker 15 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Everybody knows we like to have fun.

Speaker 6 Well,

Speaker 6 that's my fourth and final pick for the horse, not horse draft. And Gavin, what is your last pick?

Speaker 10 Well, I love

Speaker 10 I love watching gymnastics, right?

Speaker 35 And if there's anything.

Speaker 10 Yeah, and if there's anything in gym, like

Speaker 10 you look at some people doing flips and you think, blood, yeah, that looks impossible. I couldn't do that.
You look look at people farting about with that ribbon, couldn't do that either.

Speaker 10 But there's one thing I look at and I think, I'm pretty sure I could do that. It's the freaking pommel horse.

Speaker 6 Yeah, the pommel horse is, I think.

Speaker 10 It looks like entry-level gymnastics.

Speaker 6 Yeah, I definitely don't think you could do it, but I

Speaker 15 pick on this.

Speaker 5 Definitely not.

Speaker 10 The bit where they swing their legs under the hands?

Speaker 4 Let's see it. We got to get you access to a pommel horse.

Speaker 6 You think you could swing your legs under your hands?

Speaker 10 how long do I have to try and master this?

Speaker 6 I just think you should just do it today. You said that it looked beginner.

Speaker 4 I would say within 15 minutes of entering the location where it exists.

Speaker 22 Yeah.

Speaker 11 Oh, shit.

Speaker 10 Can I get 45?

Speaker 6 45 minutes?

Speaker 9 Yeah. Yeah.
Sure.

Speaker 6 Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, you're going to get worn after. You're going to get worn out after like five minutes.
So, I mean, you can have an hour if you'd like.

Speaker 34 I'll take the hour. Yeah.

Speaker 6 You would be so exhausted trying to this within five minutes.

Speaker 24 You would be exhausted.

Speaker 6 There's no fucking way.

Speaker 17 He's going to get stronger as he goes.

Speaker 10 No, there's nothing. I mean, you got to admit, though, it does look easier than some of the other stuff.

Speaker 15 No, it's not. Like, it's all.

Speaker 5 I think it's all brutal.

Speaker 4 It doesn't look easier than the ribbon.

Speaker 6 I'm just trying to picture Gavin being on one hand as he swings his legs around his side.

Speaker 10 You're only briefly on one hand, though. It's just momentum, really.

Speaker 6 Right. And I don't think you can briefly be on one hand.

Speaker 5 I think it's so tough.

Speaker 6 I think it's incredibly tough.

Speaker 34 You might be right.

Speaker 5 I feel like I remember when GSP was fighting, he would do gymnastics for like core and balance, and he would vocalize that it was like the most physically exhausting thing he would do in training.

Speaker 10 Well, how many leg laps am I doing of my humble horse?

Speaker 5 You know what? I think as many as you can.

Speaker 6 Yeah, I think you have to prove that it's an easy thing by doing as many as you can, whether that is one or 100.

Speaker 5 Can I make a quick aside on things that we can't do that I was thinking about last night?

Speaker 26 Absolutely.

Speaker 5 That I'd love for you guys to do.

Speaker 5 I was watching racing and I thought it would be so goddamn funny to see the four of you work a pit and try to change tires fast as you can.

Speaker 24 Oh my god. I love that.

Speaker 10 That'd be very cool. I would love that.
That would be phenomenal.

Speaker 6 That's a really good one. That's a good idea.

Speaker 3 Oh, boy.

Speaker 22 Well, Pummel Horse is on the board.

Speaker 6 That's Gavin's fourth and and final pick. I wonder if there's something that Nick could steal from that.
Either way, Nick has the final pick here in the Horse, not horse draft.

Speaker 27 No, it is on my list, but you guys know me. You know, I love to have fun.
You know, I like a little bit of wordplay.

Speaker 27 So I'm going with horse, which is the act of sounding rough or harsh, typically as the result of a sore throat or shouting.

Speaker 33 Yeah.

Speaker 4 I had that on my list. That was a good one.

Speaker 11 I had horse voice.

Speaker 8 Yeah. Horse throat.

Speaker 13 Horse voice. Horse throat.

Speaker 5 pretty good horse if somebody would have drafted other horse armor gavin would have this

Speaker 19 well there you have it this is uh

Speaker 6 this is the horse not horse draft we've done it we've picked all the horse not horses uh here's nick's selection it might sound similar to Gavin's. Horseradish,

Speaker 6 horsing around, horses shit and horse throat or voice. Gavin, horseradish, horse play, seahorse and pommel horse.
I have chosen the 1965 Ford Mustang, Italian stallion, 1970.

Speaker 6 Ponytail and your high horse. Jeff has chosen Gary Delebate, Michael Horse, funeral horse, the band, and not looking a gift horse in the mouth.

Speaker 6 And finally, Andrew has chosen horse, the game, horse power, horse armor DLC from Oblivion, and horse collar tackles. That is the horse, not horse draft.
But boys, what are your honorable mentions?

Speaker 6 What didn't make the list?

Speaker 5 I have one that I was really disappointed I couldn't use because I misremembered their name. In the movie Antichrist, Willem Dafoe had a stunt penis.

Speaker 5 He had a stand in a body double. And I thought his name was Horse.
And I went back and confirmed, and it's horse.

Speaker 24 So it's not going to use it.

Speaker 5 But I was so excited when I remembered his

Speaker 5 horse penis potential thing. I had to scour YouTube trying to find the interview where he talked about it and was so disappointed.
It was so close.

Speaker 10 Most of mine got picked. I think the only one I see that no one picked was a clothes horse.

Speaker 11 I'm sorry. A what?

Speaker 26 A clothes horse? A clothes horse.

Speaker 6 What the hell is that? What is a clothes horse?

Speaker 22 You dry your clothes on it.

Speaker 16 You hang clothes on it.

Speaker 14 Oh, clothing line?

Speaker 6 No, No, I've never, I've never seen it. Oh, I mean, I've seen these.
I didn't know there was like a term for it.

Speaker 22 Yeah.

Speaker 6 It's just, it's like a vertical.

Speaker 4 Oh, yeah. I didn't know that.
I have one of those. I didn't know that's what it was called.

Speaker 15 Oh, what do you call it?

Speaker 11 Drying rack? Drying rack?

Speaker 22 Yeah. Drying rack.

Speaker 6 Place where I put my laundry.

Speaker 15 Oh, okay.

Speaker 8 No, that's drying rack.

Speaker 15 I didn't know that.

Speaker 6 I have

Speaker 6 OJ's Bronco, the Denver Broncos.

Speaker 6 I also have, and I was wondering if this would fit or not, but I decided ultimately to leave leave it off the list because I didn't feel that strongly about it. Centaurs.

Speaker 33 That's a great one.

Speaker 6 Right.

Speaker 6 It felt good, but I didn't love it when I had so many other things to choose from, but it's definitely on my list. Oh, one horse town was another one that I had.

Speaker 4 That's a good one.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 6 These are horse things.

Speaker 27 I had mule.

Speaker 27 Because they're

Speaker 18 true. I mean,

Speaker 6 it is both a horse and not a horse.

Speaker 22 Yeah, yes, exactly.

Speaker 27 Uh, and then I had Charlie horse. Oh, yeah, that's

Speaker 10 that's pretty good.

Speaker 27 I, that one, though, it's funny because I didn't realize this, but I guess the term originated in the 80s, or this is what they alleged anyway: that baseball players named those leg cramps after a horse named Charlie that helped the groundskeepers where the White Sox played.

Speaker 15 Ah, what the fuck?

Speaker 12 I was like, oh, cool, whatever. History, I guess.

Speaker 13 Maybe.

Speaker 32 Interesting.

Speaker 4 I still had six. I had a hobby horse, a saw horse,

Speaker 4 the phrase, that's horse feathers.

Speaker 15 Oh, that's pretty good.

Speaker 4 The movie, the Western movie, A Man Called Horse. This thing that my father-in-law got very excited about and told me all about when I was explaining what we were doing today.

Speaker 4 There's this place in the ocean called the horse latitudes where the water is really still.

Speaker 4 And the horse horses on ships like it. And then this one, which I thought was not going to fly, but I wanted to try it anyway.
The TV show

Speaker 11 put it in the Discord right now.

Speaker 29 Shorzy.

Speaker 22 Oh, Shorzy

Speaker 4 without the word horse. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah.
Pretty good. But that was, I mean, horse is the same thing, isn't it?

Speaker 11 Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 32 Okay.

Speaker 3 What about, isn't horse apple a thing?

Speaker 22 Yeah. Horse.
Yeah, nobody picked horse apple.

Speaker 16 Wait, so there's a horse apple and a crab apple?

Speaker 4 Wonder what other animal apples.

Speaker 11 Whoa, animal apples. Whoa, crab apples.
Crab crab apple, not apple.

Speaker 4 Horse apple's fucking ugly.

Speaker 6 Anyone else?

Speaker 33 Any other honorable mentions?

Speaker 27 I was surprised when I picked horse shit. Gavin didn't go with horse hockey.

Speaker 24 Hmm.

Speaker 10 I don't even know what that is. Is that the same thing as horse shit?

Speaker 6 Yeah, I was going to say, I don't think that's probably a phrase he's ever heard.

Speaker 27 It's like the same thing. Yeah.

Speaker 15 Wow.

Speaker 19 There you go.

Speaker 6 Horse Apple. Wow.

Speaker 13 It's hideous. Yep.

Speaker 6 Well, boys, that's the horse, not horse draft. Thank you for listening.
Don't forget, we'll have a poll up and you can let us know who had the best horse not horse list.

Speaker 6 If you vote for Nick or Gavin, you're

Speaker 33 half of their list is the same thing.

Speaker 8 They're different.

Speaker 15 They are a vote for two different.

Speaker 8 One of them is a vote for both of them, I suppose.

Speaker 6 Thank you so much for watching. Patreon.com/slash the regulation pod.
Also, check out our YouTube channels where we have the podcast go up on one, and the other one is our gameplays.

Speaker 6 So if you've just seen this draft and thought, wow, what interesting horse picks, come watch us play Ultimate Chicken Horse. Another thing we could have drafted on this.

Speaker 33 Oh, shit.

Speaker 5 Oh, shit.

Speaker 4 We definitely could have.

Speaker 6 Yep. There you go.
All right, boys. That's it.
Horse not horse draft. How are you feeling?

Speaker 22 Fantastic.

Speaker 31 Good. Love.

Speaker 21 Galloping into victory.

Speaker 24 Okay.

Speaker 37 All right.

Speaker 6 We'll see you later. Thanks for beating his table.
Thanks for listening.

Speaker 8 Bye.