Behind the Mask // Gumpler [54]

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Speaker 2 Hello, and welcome to another episode of the Regulation Podcast.

Speaker 6 This is number 54.

Speaker 8 My name is Jeff Ramsey, and with me, as always, Andrew Panton, Gavin Free, Nick Schwartz, and Eric Badur.

Speaker 11 Gavin, you were going to explain the behind the mask thing.

Speaker 12 Behind the mask,

Speaker 13 right?

Speaker 12 Was obviously about Nick

Speaker 12 and the faces he makes behind the mask.

Speaker 17 That doesn't sound right.

Speaker 3 Does anybody have any memory of what behind the mask means and why we wrote that note down?

Speaker 21 Get over

Speaker 13 behind the mask.

Speaker 23 Oh, were we gonna do an episode where it was

Speaker 23 in the CPAP machine?

Speaker 14 Yeah, but we're doing a ZMAP episode for a segment.

Speaker 14 In the Z Map from behind the mask, try to drop with the ZPAP button.

Speaker 25 Unlistenable.

Speaker 14 I think I sound great.

Speaker 22 Sounds like.

Speaker 28 Now I know I answered took a while to get ready.

Speaker 29 So with Gavin and I.

Speaker 30 This is a little teaser.

Speaker 12 He sounds like Stephen Hawking at the bottom of a flight of stairs.

Speaker 31 Yeah, it's pretty Google.

Speaker 32 And that's your preview of behind the mask.

Speaker 33 Gavin,

Speaker 34 is that what you sound like behind your mask?

Speaker 12 I don't think I sound the same. So I should drag mine in here maybe right at the end, right? We'll have a conversation.

Speaker 26 Yeah. If you want, yeah, we can.

Speaker 14 Yeah.

Speaker 34 And that was sort of the point, but

Speaker 21 I forgot the bit.

Speaker 36 How apropos that I threw it to you randomly

Speaker 37 in the first place.

Speaker 38 Good. How are you doing, buddy?

Speaker 34 I'm doing really good. Way better now that I'm mask off.
Mask on and talking, not great.

Speaker 40 I have an update on the serial killer.

Speaker 26 You have an update on the serial killer? Yeah.

Speaker 8 Last time I talked to you guys, I told you that a raccoon jumped out at me and the trash can scared me to holy hell.

Speaker 43 And it was like a big, meaty motherfucker.

Speaker 45 And I thought, it looks like he's housing a lot of dead animals in there.

Speaker 19 But I don't know, man.

Speaker 17 The more I think about it, I just don't know how he catches birds, right?

Speaker 46 Like, that doesn't make any sense to me.

Speaker 47 Birds are so fast.

Speaker 48 But

Speaker 11 two days ago, I went outside and I found the back half of a bird in my front yard.

Speaker 49 Oh, no.

Speaker 18 Yeah.

Speaker 50 Like the ass and the legs and the back tail.

Speaker 39 Yeah.

Speaker 38 I don't have no idea what happened to the wings and the head.

Speaker 43 I mean, I have a pretty good idea. They're in something else.

Speaker 20 But yeah, they didn't want the butt, so they left the butt for me.

Speaker 52 I had to throw that away.

Speaker 12 I thought that'd be where all the good stuff is on a bird.

Speaker 53 Like the wings down.

Speaker 54 You would think so.

Speaker 6 yeah i don't know i don't know why what caused this animal to only eat half of a perfectly good bird but uh yeah it uh still seems to be uh an active crime zone my yard i think you gotta put a camera out there i'm scared to see the result yeah yeah i think you're right unfortunately but i'm scared to get the footage or or forget like a security camera we'll just we'll um build one of those little hides with a camo all over it and we'll just sit in there and eat lunch and film

Speaker 12 We could do that. Yeah.
I guess it's not happening at lunchtime.

Speaker 34 Are chicken wings all wings?

Speaker 12 As opposed to what?

Speaker 34 Well, the part, you know, there's like when you order chicken wings, there's two types of wing, generally speaking.

Speaker 17 What, left and right?

Speaker 30 Yeah. Well,

Speaker 34 yeah, that's how I divide them up. That's how I split.

Speaker 34 I personally prefer the left. It's, I think, a better quality meat than the right.

Speaker 34 But there's like a drumstick. It's like wings and a drumstick.
And obviously the wing meat, I know what that is by the bones. What's where's the drum part coming?

Speaker 24 Leg,

Speaker 40 yeah, it's the thigh and the leg.

Speaker 34 Huh, that's not really a wing.

Speaker 23 Are you talking about like the flat in the like wing? What do you, yeah?

Speaker 34 So, there's two types: there's the I think flat is the one I'm thinking that's very wing-like, and then there's sort of like the bone, the drumstick, kind of.

Speaker 12 Oh, so you're just talking about like a cut-up wing,

Speaker 34 yeah. Is that is the drummette?

Speaker 24 Oh, okay,

Speaker 12 so it's like that, it's like shoulder to elbow.

Speaker 34 So it's like a shoulder blade bone.

Speaker 21 Me.

Speaker 34 So it's like forearm and shoulder blade is a chicken wing.

Speaker 8 This is not going to be our thumbnail.

Speaker 45 We need to talk about different stuff in this episode.

Speaker 34 We had glee king around like in the last one that came up.

Speaker 26 I'm not going to make that a thumbnail.

Speaker 28 It's a significant upgrade.

Speaker 23 There's still plenty of time to not. That doesn't have to be the thumbnail.
It's fine. It's fine.
I'm not.

Speaker 49 Yeah, it's okay.

Speaker 20 Picture a raw chicken meat.

Speaker 39 Yeah.

Speaker 34 What do we do with the tip?

Speaker 23 Probably use it for like stock or something.

Speaker 57 Okay, yeah.

Speaker 14 Feed it to a dog, you know?

Speaker 55 Oh, a dog would love the tip.

Speaker 17 I don't like that.

Speaker 38 Dogs love nice meaty bones, and they're real good for dogs, too.

Speaker 17 It's gotta be a way.

Speaker 34 It's gotta be just a great meaty tip. Okay.

Speaker 12 So the bones are actually good for the dog?

Speaker 34 I think it helps with the teeth, right?

Speaker 23 No, no. Dogs aren't supposed to eat chicken bones.

Speaker 34 No, they can before they're cooked.

Speaker 18 Yes, that's true.

Speaker 48 Nick is technically correct.

Speaker 34 You can eat them before, uh i don't know why i said technically correct he's 100 correct you can eat them yeah you can eat them before they're cooked but why are they worthless cooked uh because the bone can splinter yeah the bone gets real malleable and splinters yeah nick can fuck a dog's mouth or throw it up real bad yeah yeah they can choke real bad but don't dogs chew the big bones because of like their teeth isn't that a positive different bones yeah i i understand different bones but i'm just saying that's that's the incentive of the bone chew right like it helps their teeth yeah why don't we have a bone equivalent as a human i want to chew on something.

Speaker 10 We do.

Speaker 38 You could go to a restaurant and get like, get a, like, I have.

Speaker 36 There's a place in Austin that has bone tallow tacos.

Speaker 34 Woo! Is it just like a giant bone I could bite into?

Speaker 23 What is bones for people? Let's see.

Speaker 34 Like, just something I can gnaw on that helps my teeth.

Speaker 23 What do people gnaw on?

Speaker 18 Brushing is boring.

Speaker 38 Oh, you want a greenie for a person?

Speaker 58 I don't know what that means.

Speaker 23 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
He wants a people. Oh, dude.

Speaker 20 He wants a human Kong.

Speaker 17 Yeah. Yeah, I do.
That's exactly what I want.

Speaker 26 True.

Speaker 23 Unfortunately, I have an answer on something that you can gnaw on, but you're not going to like it.

Speaker 35 Let's see.

Speaker 18 Listen, listen.

Speaker 23 I searched. What can people gnaw on in broken pencil, the pencil thing? This showed up.
I'm just letting you know.

Speaker 20 We are about to annoy a lot of audience when I make that the thumbnail for episode 50.

Speaker 34 Holy shit, he finally ate the pencil you're crazy never happened you can't you can't stop me speaking of the pencil cheyenne still killing it and survivor he's in the final six i haven't watched this week's episode but thank you for letting me know

Speaker 33 final six

Speaker 34 gosh did great it's not my fault you didn't watch it i know and i could have communicated that to you ahead of time too It uh, he's doing fantastic.

Speaker 38 We're almost at the finale.

Speaker 34 Two more episodes, and we're, we're we're there. He's killing it.

Speaker 51 Yeah, and he's a lot of fun to watch.

Speaker 42 He's a really likable personal guy.

Speaker 34 He's so much fun to watch. I have a clip to play because this show filled with ridiculous coincidences.

Speaker 34 You know, just the fact that Shein is on survivor after being our pencil judge of all things is nuts. He recently made a TikTok about how to properly pronounce his name.

Speaker 34 And there's something in it that blew my mind. I couldn't believe this.
I'm going to play this really quick.

Speaker 61 I've had a couple people ask me how to say my name. And I love that people want to take the care to get my name right, especially because it is such a cool name.

Speaker 33 My name means Royal White Falcon.

Speaker 61 Could you imagine?

Speaker 17 What?

Speaker 34 Shaene's name means falcon.

Speaker 30 What?

Speaker 34 That's fucking crazy.

Speaker 12 He's the most regulation human.

Speaker 10 He's a falcon that has ever been born.

Speaker 8 The universe is trying to tell this guy to be our friend, and I bet he will not listen.

Speaker 37 But god damn, man.

Speaker 28 Well, no, no, here's the thing.

Speaker 34 So I've been talking to Sheen. I've been going back and forth.
I've been messaging him. Oh, good.

Speaker 34 And I let him know about the Falcon connection. That blew his mind.
He really wants some Falcon merch. I was showing our Protected by Falcon sign.
Okay.

Speaker 34 He's now on the Patreon. I gifted him that subscription.
He is a protected by Falcon.

Speaker 12 He's in the mix.

Speaker 32 He's very excited about it.

Speaker 17 Oh, man. That's awesome.
Awesome.

Speaker 12 He's not going to change his his ruling, though.

Speaker 38 No, I'm fine with the ruling.

Speaker 58 I've accepted the ruling.

Speaker 34 All good with the ruling, but just that, I couldn't believe that.

Speaker 58 I have.

Speaker 34 I haven't paid the consequence of the ruling, but I've accepted it. I'm not fighting it.

Speaker 10 Really?

Speaker 34 It's like somebody committed a crime and they're like, yeah, I should go to jail, but I'm not going yet. But I should.

Speaker 12 You're right. That person was also saying, hey, when's this other guy going to wear the red boots? Why haven't you done it yet?

Speaker 14 What?

Speaker 13 Wow.

Speaker 34 What do you you mean i know what gavin's talking about are you saying i'm the only person that's demanding that i just think for a guy who needs to eat an entire pencil you're pretty heavy on the boots thing well it's just because i want us to be able to release season two of the show yeah i want you to eat the pencil yeah but there's not a season of content behind the pencil

Speaker 34 I'm not holding up there's not pencil two that we need to do around the corner it's just a pencil one

Speaker 34 and I would argue not eating the pencil has made way more content than if I would have just eaten it.

Speaker 6 Man, I want to see the movie poster for pencil two.

Speaker 14 Nabato Pencil?

Speaker 59 Yeah, but pencil two. It's the sequel.

Speaker 23 Dude, number two. Pencil is pretty good.

Speaker 58 Number two.

Speaker 34 Oh, but it wouldn't be called that. We do like the now you see me thing where we do now you see me two and three, and then we finally do now you don't.
It would take us a while to get there.

Speaker 23 Unfortunately, story of the pencil number two is already a movie.

Speaker 22 Oh, man.

Speaker 23 Sorry, guys.

Speaker 12 There's something so good looking about a pencil as an item.

Speaker 36 What if we call it pencil two, the sharpening?

Speaker 15 Oh

Speaker 34 what if we just call it pencils?

Speaker 51 Make it like a thriller.

Speaker 37 Oh pencils that sounds like a Zach Alefanakis comedy.

Speaker 34 Like aliens?

Speaker 43 Pencils as an aliens thing is interesting.

Speaker 12 And the third one would be called Petriensil.

Speaker 33 Awesome.

Speaker 34 Profenseless.

Speaker 34 You would not believe the pencils that that fucking android is making. It's crazy.
Or which one was that? What was the sequel to Prometheus called? Covenant?

Speaker 12 Covenant.

Speaker 64 Alien Covenant, yeah.

Speaker 34 Doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 Are there any other alien movies coming out?

Speaker 34 There's a TV show.

Speaker 40 Yeah, I know, but aside from that.

Speaker 6 No, it's the Year of Predator.

Speaker 65 Alien Remus.

Speaker 34 They got like two different Predator movies coming out this year.

Speaker 23 It is the Year of Predator, yeah.

Speaker 56 Interesting.

Speaker 34 And they're doing like the Terminator 2 thing with it, I think, where it's like a predator hunting other predators for some reason.

Speaker 12 Oh, like he's on the, he's a good guy, Predator?

Speaker 34 I don't know if he's a good guy, but like he's working with an android to take out a worse predator for some reason.

Speaker 23 I don't know.

Speaker 23 A worse predator. Oh, this predator is so bad.

Speaker 30 Well, because, I mean, the predators aren't, they're not terrible, generally speaking.

Speaker 34 Like, there's a code of conduct that they operate by. They're just not like aimlessly murdering people.

Speaker 66 Right.

Speaker 5 He's a predator who has all the same gifts and abilities as the other predators, but he came from a broken home.

Speaker 64 He grew grew up on the wrong side of the tracks.

Speaker 34 It's a Dexter situation.

Speaker 34 He hunts the predators that are no good.

Speaker 12 Is there a link between predators and humans in the movies?

Speaker 34 Not established, I don't think.

Speaker 12 This is just like a completely human body with a weird face. Is it an alien?

Speaker 34 Yeah, I guess. Yeah.

Speaker 46 You need Predator as a wiener.

Speaker 34 Because in Covenant, David makes like a xenomorph, essentially. I don't think we know where they came from, though.

Speaker 35 I don't know if they were man-made.

Speaker 34 I don't think that's been established.

Speaker 41 Is David Michael Fastbender?

Speaker 58 Yes.

Speaker 25 Okay. Just make it strange.

Speaker 14 New healing.

Speaker 35 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 34 Michael Fastbender, the star of Assassin's Creed. Everybody's favorite Fastbender movie.

Speaker 46 I just saw him in a movie the other night.

Speaker 41 You know, I watched those Equalizer movies and I thought, fuck, maybe I'll watch another movie.

Speaker 8 And so the other night in bed, I watched Black Bag.

Speaker 10 Pretty good.

Speaker 23 Dude, I loved that movie. It is like 90 minutes hard and it's so fun.
It is, I love that. I loved it.
I recommend that to everyone. What a great movie.

Speaker 8 Very intense, very gripping.

Speaker 34 Speaking of hard, I got a new worst Tom Cruise movie.

Speaker 34 It's bumped legend. Losing it.

Speaker 35 Terrible.

Speaker 34 Such a bad movie.

Speaker 13 Have you seen Losing It Jet? Losing it.

Speaker 41 When I was like eight, maybe.

Speaker 12 Horrible. Holy shit.

Speaker 10 When did that movie come out?

Speaker 34 Like 83, maybe?

Speaker 49 I don't know. Yeah, I was eight.

Speaker 32 1982. Losing it.

Speaker 11 Yeah, I didn't even realize he was in it.

Speaker 34 That was a titty movie when I was growing up it sure is it's about a group of high school kids going to tijuana to lose their virginity by going to a whorehouse oh wow and they bring one of the characters the little brothers to buy fireworks because he like sells them at the school it has uh rorschak in it jackie earl haley whoa really he's like the maybe the comedic lead in it it's just oh it's bad shelly long is in it too right She is, yeah.

Speaker 34 She is

Speaker 34 she's in a relationship with Tom Cruise in the movie.

Speaker 6 It's very

Speaker 53 not good.

Speaker 12 I want to see a version of Watchmen where Rorschach is the comic relief.

Speaker 14 Yeah.

Speaker 34 It is really funny in the movie where they separate off the Tom Cruise and Shelly Long characters, and it feels like, oh, yeah, these are the best actors in this.

Speaker 34 Let's just, let's have them have their choke in the movie. It is by far all of their solo scenes are the best parts of the film.

Speaker 23 It's terrible.

Speaker 34 There's one, there's only one good gag in it. I really enjoy when watching a horrible movie, finding like the one thing that is like, oh, that was was good.

Speaker 34 They have to flee Tijuana and there's a cop chasing them at the end. And the kid that buys all the fireworks lights them and throws the bag in the car.

Speaker 34 And so the sheriff is delayed in like chasing them because he's got to wait for the fireworks to go off. But then he decides to just go anyway.
And so it's a car chase.

Speaker 34 And every once in a while, his car just flashes because there's still things going off in it.

Speaker 26 It's the one funny gag in the whole movie.

Speaker 38 And they don't do it long enough, but they do.

Speaker 34 Like he drives and everything seems fine. And then he turns the corner and starts flashing again, and it's great.

Speaker 21 That's funny.

Speaker 34 It is very funny. But outside of that, terrible.
Such a bad movie.

Speaker 54 Yeah, I don't think I've seen that movie since puberty, probably.

Speaker 34 I think you saw it at the perfect time to see it, at the perfect year to see it. Not worth revisiting.
But it is on YouTube.

Speaker 12 So wait, does that mean you saw it again after you were eight?

Speaker 41 No, I don't think I've seen it since I turned, since I hit puberty.

Speaker 13 Eight?

Speaker 19 I hit puberty at 13.

Speaker 18 I'm saying I don't think I've seen it.

Speaker 14 Okay.

Speaker 23 Right. But you've seen it after that, right?

Speaker 34 Dalon has his notebook out like he's in LA Noir and he's like, wait a second.

Speaker 58 Next to doubt. Doubt.
I'm doubting you.

Speaker 12 No, for some reason, I just couldn't comprehend you watching it after it came out.

Speaker 65 I didn't see it at the theater.

Speaker 41 I think I probably saw it on a VHS tape at a friend's center.

Speaker 21 Okay, okay.

Speaker 8 When I was somewhere around seven, eight, or nine, and I didn't see it.

Speaker 23 And then you watched it again when you were like 13.

Speaker 14 And then you watched it again recently?

Speaker 34 At what time did you watch on YouTube like me, Jeff?

Speaker 8 That movie, the reason I brought up puberty is just like a milestone in a kid's life that you can mark things by.

Speaker 45 But also, I think I probably would have appreciated the movie more post-puberty because I would have been a horny little Jeff, you know?

Speaker 41 But I saw it when I was a kid when boobs meant nothing to me.

Speaker 49 So, yeah.

Speaker 12 Why don't you do your first pubic viewing of losing?

Speaker 23 What, dude, what?

Speaker 8 Dude, actually, for so alright, a while back, I was going to watch the I tried to watch the ski movie Hot Dog.

Speaker 56 You know that one?

Speaker 34 Hell yeah. You mentioned it before.

Speaker 64 I made it about 14 minutes in, and I had to turn it off because I was offended by all of the comical sexual assault.

Speaker 38 And I was just like, this is, everybody's going to jail.

Speaker 39 I cannot watch this.

Speaker 36 I'm going to go to hell for watching this.

Speaker 6 And this was like a PG movie when I was a kid.

Speaker 41 It's fucking crazy.

Speaker 40 Not literally a PG movie, but you know what I mean?

Speaker 8 It was like a movie that every kid saw when I was a kid growing up. It's just like, it's so stark how much the world has changed in my lifetime.

Speaker 20 It's like,

Speaker 39 I don't think I should watch.

Speaker 48 I don't think I should watch Losing It either.

Speaker 34 No, no, you shouldn't. There's a large subplot about the main supposed to be likable character wanting to buy roofies in Mexico and being very excited about it.

Speaker 28 It's oh, I remember that.

Speaker 11 Yeah.

Speaker 41 Or was it busted loose where they were trying to buy Spanish fly?

Speaker 34 No, no, no, it was losing it. It's Spanish fly.
He's losing it.

Speaker 64 That's what they call it. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 34 It's not great.

Speaker 23 It sounds bad. if we can get away from this whole uh topic can i shift gears a little bit and yeah uh

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Speaker 34 That was a great palate cleanse, Eric.

Speaker 53 Thank you.

Speaker 33 I appreciate this.

Speaker 23 Yeah, yeah. Just had to keep an eye on it.
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 47 Can I pivot to another palette cleanse? Yeah.

Speaker 34 Please. Please.

Speaker 17 I went to Home Depot on Saturday to buy some stuff for the house and my house, not the fucking office house.

Speaker 39 And I,

Speaker 5 while I was there, I realized I had to take a bad piss.

Speaker 12 Like, I gotta go. Like,

Speaker 33 being an old old dude is a lot.

Speaker 6 Being an old dude is kind of like being six again, where you go from like zero to, I'm gonna piss my pants in like eight seconds.

Speaker 40 You're like, I think I have to pee.

Speaker 36 And then you go, I think I'm gonna pee right now.

Speaker 18 You're like, how did that happen? But it's like, it's also inconsistent.

Speaker 4 Like, sometimes that doesn't happen.

Speaker 43 And then just like one day, it's like, no, no, today's the day you're going to piss your pants.

Speaker 48 And so I ran.

Speaker 8 I was like talking to Emily.

Speaker 67 She was looking at plants or something.

Speaker 2 I was like, I'm going to go run, find the bathroom, take a piss real fast.

Speaker 43 Of course, it was all the way on the other side of Home Depot.

Speaker 56 So I was doing like the piss walk and trying not to hold my dick as I walked because I was really trying to keep it in.

Speaker 17 And then I've never experienced this before, but it's on the far wall where like the lumber and like sheetrock and stuff is.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 6 I was about an aisle out from the bathroom.

Speaker 9 I can see the break in the wall.

Speaker 45 It's just like it's not a door or anything.

Speaker 56 It's just like a hallway you go in and take a left.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 36 more than an aisle out, I started to smell human waste.

Speaker 32 And I thought,

Speaker 21 oh, no.

Speaker 10 Am I smelling that?

Speaker 14 I'm like, wow,

Speaker 25 they need to clean the bathroom or something.

Speaker 40 That's, they must be having plumbing problems, right?

Speaker 41 And it became so intense that I felt as almost as if I was pushing against the poop-smelling air as I got closer and closer.

Speaker 8 It was so dense. And I was like, I got to a point where I thought, if I didn't have to pee this terribly, I would not walk into this bathroom.

Speaker 36 Like, I don't know what's wrong with this.

Speaker 42 I expect to walk in and there to be a sign that says, like, do not use and just like puddles of shit everywhere bubbling up out of spigots in the ground or something, you know?

Speaker 40 And, but I have, I'm going to pee my pants otherwise.

Speaker 6 So I go in and as I'm going in, I hear somebody take one of my shits.

Speaker 4 You know what my shits sound like, right?

Speaker 2 They're like an explosion and it's painful and it's like, and it sounds like somebody's painting a wall.

Speaker 18 And, and I go, whoa.

Speaker 8 And I look and the first, uh, the first stall over there is just me and then a stall that's shut. And as soon as the guy takes his dump, he goes,

Speaker 45 And I thought, that's the grossest thing I've heard somebody do after

Speaker 52 a loud shit.

Speaker 43 And so I run over and I'm trying to pee real fast and then trying to wash my hands and get out of there.

Speaker 46 And in the like, however long that took, not terribly long, that guy, he shit another four times to five total while I was in there.

Speaker 8 And every time after he exploded, he would go,

Speaker 6 and then as I was washing my hands, he flushed the toilet.

Speaker 43 And I thought, I cannot see the human being that made this.

Speaker 20 So I ran out of the bathroom. I did not want to make eye contact with that, whatever

Speaker 49 human that is.

Speaker 48 No, I just didn't want to know.

Speaker 46 Because if there was something so unsettling about how satisfied he was verbally with each time he exploded like it's almost as if he was like goodwin nailed it yeah miss your chance to meet the equalizer really

Speaker 4 exactly right and when i do it i go oh dear god i i'm so sorry i'm alive you know and i'm like i hope no other human being on earth heard this unless i'm recording it for y'all of course and uh and there was just something about the confidence and pleasure with which he was

Speaker 45 that just made me think he's he's probably a stone cold killer and so i didn't want to be around him

Speaker 12 maybe it's something you get in later life i don't know he definitely sounded older than i did than i than i am you know yeah i i envisioned him older for some reason i assume he's like an older dude with gray hair you know

Speaker 12 because it wouldn't be someone who's like 21 and then doing

Speaker 21 and that is uh that's my one thing for this podcast that's all i had this week so oh i'm done oh man

Speaker 34 that was a nice palette cleanse away from the cats yeah thanks would you ever Dave England style it if you had to?

Speaker 6 Like in a public bathroom?

Speaker 24 No, no.

Speaker 34 You know, when you took a shit or whatever in the toilet that's just because Home Depot filled with toilets.

Speaker 11 Oh, you mean the display toilet?

Speaker 34 Yeah, the display. You really had to pee.

Speaker 44 If I really had to pee, would I piss in a display toilet?

Speaker 34 Yeah, I would use the display toilet.

Speaker 12 It's surely better just to piss on the floor at that point.

Speaker 23 You got to find a trash can.

Speaker 23 You got to piss in a trash can, right?

Speaker 34 I didn't even consider that.

Speaker 44 If it was that bad, I would have run outside and just pissed against the wall, probably.

Speaker 55 That's interesting.

Speaker 73 Like in like the garden, like in the garden section?

Speaker 33 Yeah, like in the back of the garden section.

Speaker 38 Piss on the wall. You're already there with Emily.

Speaker 34 It's perfect. You don't need to go anywhere.

Speaker 60 I just scream like, don't look at me. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 23 All this sod smells like piss.

Speaker 18 We're going to buy it anyway.

Speaker 12 If you pissed in the display toilet, wouldn't it just leak out the back of the toilet?

Speaker 34 I guess it would, wouldn't it?

Speaker 23 Where did you think it went?

Speaker 34 i just kind of imagined it holding it you would basically just be covering an unpurchased toilet in piss now requiring you to buy the toilet probably holding it and it doesn't hold it yeah you know like how the water just holds

Speaker 34 isn't it held by the water in the pipe it is yeah yeah exactly but i'm just saying in my imagination that's what would happen i would be just i haven't thought about

Speaker 23 so like the p-trap you guys have installed on all these display toilets it's gonna help here or what how often do you guys yeah how often do you guys empty the piss traps on these toilets

Speaker 58 uncork it

Speaker 34 i just yeah i'd be shocked i'd never thought about it but if i had to panic pee in a display toilet i would have assumed that it would have helped let's let's go around and say where we would panic pee in

Speaker 23 let's say a home depot that's fine uh let's start with nick nick where would you panic pee in the home depot

Speaker 34 i've got my if the bathroom is no option.

Speaker 12 Yeah. I'm going outside.

Speaker 31 Okay.

Speaker 14 And I'm going to hot dog out.

Speaker 12 I'm going out to the garden section. Yeah.
Okay. I'm going behind the mulch.

Speaker 14 Okay.

Speaker 13 Okay.

Speaker 12 Okay. Behind the mulch.

Speaker 19 So he took my answer.

Speaker 23 Yeah, he did. He stole it.
He heard what you said, and he said, I'll just.

Speaker 17 It's like, Nick, it's okay.

Speaker 18 It's not a draft.

Speaker 33 Yeah, he truly puts it.

Speaker 23 I kind of put you at a disadvantage, Jeff Louis.

Speaker 14 He's going behind the Dillow QP.

Speaker 23 And it can't be the same place.

Speaker 17 Oh, man.

Speaker 6 I'm going to piss.

Speaker 8 I'm going to go into the garden section, and

Speaker 8 I'm going to piss on the perennials.

Speaker 16 Okay.

Speaker 23 Gavin, where would you piss?

Speaker 12 I'd probably just start peeking around little staff-only areas, little doors, and I'd just piss in the mop bucket or something.

Speaker 14 Oh,

Speaker 12 I'd take the mop out, have a piss in that, then I'd rinse it out, get it nice and clean, and then put it back.

Speaker 23 You're You're at the Home Depot cleaning out the employee bucket.

Speaker 33 Yeah, I mean,

Speaker 13 don't worry about this.

Speaker 17 Oh,

Speaker 74 I got a great one.

Speaker 6 Oh, yeah. Can I change my answer?

Speaker 18 Sure. Of course.

Speaker 7 I would piss in one of the orange five-gallon buckets that you got.

Speaker 18 Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 14 Yeah.

Speaker 23 That's exactly what I was going to say, but I'll change my answer to the

Speaker 23 overhead, the ceiling fan and light section and just sort of.

Speaker 43 Yeah, there's never anybody in there. Nuh-uh.

Speaker 23 No, it's empty there's no one looking at ceiling fans and overhead lights at the home depot i know that it's like the most lit area but no one's no one's gonna come over and help you no one's over there anyway so i feel like you can get away with it over there i would consider uh-huh near the paint mixer to cover the noise that's

Speaker 12 nobody can hear you pee That's a manned paint mixer.

Speaker 23 Yeah, the problem with the paint mixer is that an employee works it and it's in the middle front of every Home Depot I've ever been to.

Speaker 13 Do you think you could pull off?

Speaker 8 Because it's like a, there's like a, they're surrounded, right?

Speaker 43 They're boxed in by the, like a big, like horseshoe-shaped

Speaker 14 table desk.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Yeah, desk.

Speaker 11 And it's a little higher than a normal one.

Speaker 19 Do you think while they're like you could go give somebody a couple of cans of paint to shake up for you and then stand there and just be having a conversation with them and pissing below the level of the table and they would never know.

Speaker 34 This is where it turns into an 80s comedy, and you piss into an empty can, and then that gets mixed in with the ones that need mixing.

Speaker 33 Yeah,

Speaker 23 it goes to your principal's house, and he paints his walls with your piss paint.

Speaker 25 Yeah, somebody gets Tom Cruise on the phone.

Speaker 12 Maybe that's what happened in our little gaming room.

Speaker 24 Oh, oh, yo, you think so?

Speaker 34 That's why it smells like piss.

Speaker 35 Yeah,

Speaker 48 we should film Losing It 2. Found it.

Speaker 23 Yeah, Gavin. Gavin brought over a cat piss smell to our new house.

Speaker 49 Yeah. I mean, it was that before.
I got that.

Speaker 34 If you say something. Yeah, I don't know about that.
I mean, I haven't smelt it, but.

Speaker 8 It's weird how it has its strong days and its not strong days.

Speaker 34 Are the strong days the day that Gavin's there and the not strong days the days when Gavin's not there?

Speaker 23 You know, you know, I hadn't connected those dots.

Speaker 12 I think it's when you blast the AC.

Speaker 42 It goes away.

Speaker 12 I think it comes.

Speaker 14 Oh.

Speaker 54 I feel like it's when it's hot and still in there.

Speaker 5 That's when it really starts to permeate.

Speaker 46 Also, can we stop pissing in that room, please?

Speaker 7 There's a bathroom right next to you.

Speaker 23 I got to say no deal.

Speaker 34 It's not my fault they put the paint mixer in there.

Speaker 12 Do you think you could piss while having a conversation with someone without even knowing you're pissing?

Speaker 32 Oh, no.

Speaker 23 No, the second part probably not.

Speaker 43 I mean, half the time I'm texting you, I'm shitting.

Speaker 12 Yeah, but I'm not looking at your face.

Speaker 14 That's true.

Speaker 17 And you're not trying to to hide it i think i could i think i could yeah

Speaker 12 might be an interesting challenge just in the middle of our conversation suddenly you hear the toilet flush and you're like wait a minute i never broke broke eye contact with you well i just think maybe we should stand at a hidden table and have five conversations with someone but one of the times they were pissing oh eye contact piss roulette yeah i like that and see if they can hold it together enough to

Speaker 12 Keep it on the down low while they're pissing.

Speaker 46 How about you can't leave the table until you piss?

Speaker 54 And if you get caught pissing, you lose.

Speaker 12 But everyone only has one chance to say you're pissing. There's like a piss buzzer.

Speaker 52 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 20 It's like, yeah, it's like a one-time uno.

Speaker 23 This

Speaker 23 is fetish content. Is that

Speaker 57 happening? Yeah. Is this?

Speaker 23 Yeah, this is fetish content, is what it feels like.

Speaker 34 Okay, let's not make it fetish content. Everyone's playing Mile High Club at the same time.

Speaker 23 Yeah, I just think.

Speaker 17 Well, hold on.

Speaker 47 Is there money in fetish content?

Speaker 23 I think there's a lot of money in it, probably.

Speaker 33 Yeah.

Speaker 34 I'd assume.

Speaker 12 Have I talked about my gumpler idea?

Speaker 58 Gumpler?

Speaker 35 Yeah.

Speaker 13 What's a gumpler?

Speaker 12 Oh, interesting.

Speaker 17 Yeah, what do you think the gumpler is?

Speaker 57 Gumpler.

Speaker 34 So it's probably Gerpler adjacent.

Speaker 23 It's got to be Gerpler and Forest Gump related, doesn't it?

Speaker 35 Gumpler?

Speaker 53 Just Tom Hanks's Gerpler?

Speaker 13 The Gumpler?

Speaker 34 Maybe it's like a shrimp thing. Maybe it's like coat shrimp.

Speaker 23 Oh, oh, oh, like it's a

Speaker 34 sheller maybe?

Speaker 23 What is it? Shrimp? No, no, it's like a shrimp cocktail. It's just like the ultimate shrimp cocktail holder.

Speaker 12 Why would that be called a gumpler?

Speaker 23 Because of Bubba Gump Shrimp Company.

Speaker 12 Oh, still in the forest gump thing.

Speaker 49 Yeah.

Speaker 49 Yeah.

Speaker 49 Yes.

Speaker 14 Yeah.

Speaker 34 Are there any other gumps than forest gump? I can't think of any.

Speaker 41 Is it a piece of gum the size of a gerbler?

Speaker 14 Oh, no.

Speaker 17 Do you want me to tell you? No. Well, obviously.
No, no.

Speaker 26 No, not yet. No, not yet.

Speaker 26 Keep going.

Speaker 23 We got to have... Nick hasn't had a guess yet.

Speaker 33 Gumpler.

Speaker 12 Gump shit.

Speaker 14 No.

Speaker 34 No, the problem is the lure really doesn't mean anything for the gerbler, so it's hard to.

Speaker 4 The plur really doesn't.

Speaker 34 Yeah.

Speaker 6 Yeah, the p-l-e-r is the confusing thing.

Speaker 26 Gum.

Speaker 49 Yeah.

Speaker 12 Gum.

Speaker 34 I've got no idea.

Speaker 12 Is it a mouth guard?

Speaker 32 Oh, oh,

Speaker 23 that's really good. It's a mouth guard so you don't grind your teeth when you're sleeping or participating in something else.

Speaker 12 I'll give you a hint.

Speaker 12 It's a type of Gerpler.

Speaker 23 Okay. Is it one that it's hidden out of view from everyone when you go on Australian TV?

Speaker 12 Wasn't hidden out of view, and there are three of them.

Speaker 23 Not the thing I didn't, I mean, I couldn't really see them, but that's neither here nor there, I suppose.

Speaker 8 I don't think there were enough pixels in that video to show them off.

Speaker 34 Is it like a shot glass? Like, it's bigger than a baby GURP, but smaller than a Gerpler?

Speaker 36 No, I feel like a Gumpler has to be bigger than a Gerpler, right?

Speaker 44 Because we've talked about baby GURP, Lil Gerp, Gerpl Jr.,

Speaker 43 and then the big one, which was going to be Gerp, Gerpple X, right?

Speaker 36 The one that was, yeah, that Jack had to wear on

Speaker 12 his biggest Pro Max.

Speaker 17 Gripple Pro Max.

Speaker 34 What is the Gumpler, Gavin?

Speaker 12 It is, in my head, a gummy Gerpler. You know, those five-pound gummy bears, right? It would be that melted down and reformed into a cup.

Speaker 12 Dumpler. And I think we should make one.
I think we should take green gummy bears and purple gummy bears

Speaker 12 and reset them as a Gerpler.

Speaker 41 I think this is a fucking awesome idea.

Speaker 23 And I so we have to make one then, yeah?

Speaker 62 I think so.

Speaker 12 And I also want to see if it will hold liquid like a real Gerpler.

Speaker 23 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 12 Because I assume it would.

Speaker 34 We can probably double boil some gummies. I assume that would melt.

Speaker 23 Yeah, I gotta look at like green gummy bears and just see if I can buy them like by some sort of a cup form.

Speaker 13 Yeah, well cup. Cup mold.

Speaker 23 Couldn't you just pour it inside the gerpler and have it like you just have to like swish it around a lot? Like I don't know what you could do. Yeah, but how would it set?

Speaker 12 It would just you'd just make a little puck at the bottom of a gerpler.

Speaker 23 No, you gotta like you gotta like move the cup around a lot so it's like hanging to like the outside.

Speaker 23 And then you pour you pour green all on the inside and purple all on the outside, and then you cut the bottom.

Speaker 12 How do you pour on the outside of a cup?

Speaker 34 you theoretically could

Speaker 34 pour it like have the gerpler be upside down pour it on top of the upside down gerpler and then you would have a shell of the gerpler right right but it's liquid when you pour it yeah but it will harden because it's sugar

Speaker 23 how did jeff do this after puberty uh what if we

Speaker 49 cup cup mold i don't know what i'm gonna oh there are it looks like it looks like we can get like a silicone cup mold oh that's easy easy.

Speaker 53 That's what we need. Yeah.

Speaker 23 Latte cup silicone mold.

Speaker 8 Yeah, I'm trying to find bigger than like shot glasses.

Speaker 23 Yeah, I mean,

Speaker 25 dude, honestly,

Speaker 23 this is like to be able to like make five inches by two and a half inches is not Gerpler size, but we have to start somewhere, more of a proof of concept than anything.

Speaker 23 This one's like a latte cup.

Speaker 58 Oh, a latte cup, a little latte cup, coupler? Yeah.

Speaker 23 Yeah, like, so that way, and we can, and then you you can, like, get coffee with it, and it can melt, and it'll make your coffee worse.

Speaker 13 Like, that's pretty interesting, right?

Speaker 23 Like, wouldn't that be, wouldn't that be cool to, like, make your coffee worse?

Speaker 34 Wait, what is one inch deep?

Speaker 13 What is this?

Speaker 23 It's like a mold, I think, for

Speaker 14 mold.

Speaker 17 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 73 Yeah, that was sort of.

Speaker 23 Yeah.

Speaker 14 Silicone mold. It says it.

Speaker 12 Yeah, but that's just going to be a solid piece. Right.
Here.

Speaker 18 Hold on. Yeah.

Speaker 23 Yeah. Check it out.

Speaker 49 You know?

Speaker 14 Hold on.

Speaker 24 i don't know yeah

Speaker 23 hold on coffee cup silicone mold oh okay yeah i got it have a look at this yeah that looks that's

Speaker 34 shot glasses yeah i can find shot glass molds but i i'm trying to find something bigger than that yeah i think that's a a good sample starter testing you can definitely make a gumpler with that right yeah for sure uh yeah i think so

Speaker 12 make a bunch of them yeah what would you put in your gumpler gavin well if it was that big i assume I'd put a Bailey's or something.

Speaker 34 Bailey's in the gumpler?

Speaker 23 Yeah, yeah, Bailey's on ice.

Speaker 42 By that, we could build like little tubes full of

Speaker 44 gummy bear that we could stick into a real gerbler, like a telescopic gumpler.

Speaker 8 Yeah, you could freeze it, and then that could be your gerbil ice.

Speaker 75 Gumple ice for your gerpil.

Speaker 17 Gumple ice for your gerples.

Speaker 34 Could be a great format to bring that dodge the bob.

Speaker 17 Oh, bobril.

Speaker 12 I would definitely have a Bob Roll shot out of a Gumpler.

Speaker 38 That's what we got to do.

Speaker 39 Have a hot bob roll out of a cold gumpler.

Speaker 23 A bobrill shot out of a gumpler feels like I'm having a stroke.

Speaker 12 Yet somehow it's a really cool piece of supplemental content that we can now make. Oh, it sounds great.

Speaker 39 I love it.

Speaker 17 Oh, should I buy this thing?

Speaker 34 Yeah.

Speaker 17 Oh, definitely.

Speaker 12 Don't buy Eric's one, though. I don't even know what that is.

Speaker 14 No, it would work.

Speaker 23 I found this one. It's a resin cast.

Speaker 23 So

Speaker 23 you can sort of like make it. It's like, here's molds, and then you pour stuff into the molds.
Okay. And then you take the silicone off, and then you have

Speaker 12 a cup. Is that food safe? That one? That's got pencils in it.

Speaker 23 Yeah, I don't think you have to eat the pencils. Andrews.

Speaker 4 Now we're worried about

Speaker 21 the food safe.

Speaker 13 Yeah, no kidding. Now we're worried.

Speaker 18 Christ.

Speaker 34 All of a sudden.

Speaker 38 Oh, we got got these pencils?

Speaker 17 Yeah, well, I don't know what you're concerned about.

Speaker 23 Jeez.

Speaker 20 Let me look at this thing. Sorry, I was buying the other one.
Hold on.

Speaker 25 Let me look at this thing. Okay.

Speaker 23 There's something to it.

Speaker 17 I don't know what, but something. What if?

Speaker 12 No, no, what if this for a mold? Yeah, this will work.

Speaker 17 No, no.

Speaker 12 Get a big,

Speaker 12 get an actual Gerpler.

Speaker 12 Pour the stuff into it, fill it, and then just put a smaller cup in it.

Speaker 17 Okay.

Speaker 17 Okay.

Speaker 34 What? You're a genius. What?

Speaker 12 Wouldn't that work?

Speaker 23 I mean, we were talking about pouring it into a Gerpler earlier, but you seemed upset. So we stopped.

Speaker 12 So we went down outside of Gerpler.

Speaker 23 So we just went down like a different avenue.

Speaker 34 We got a lot of different approaches. You can test multiple ways.

Speaker 38 Does anybody have a Gerpler they want to sacrifice for the testing of this?

Speaker 18 Kevin has three. We have.
That's a good point.

Speaker 12 Yeah, but we still need...

Speaker 12 Did we ever make a smaller one?

Speaker 14 Not yet.

Speaker 6 No, I always wanted to.

Speaker 67 Make Gerpl Jr.

Speaker 12 We just need one that's a similar

Speaker 12 similar style like ratio-wise, but a bit smaller to put as the inside of the mold.

Speaker 23 So we want gummy bears, right?

Speaker 14 Yep. Yeah.

Speaker 13 Okay.

Speaker 23 I just sent a link for some bulk gummy bears we can buy. Looks like eight pound or five pounds here.
So that might be good.

Speaker 53 It's a lot of gerps.

Speaker 35 A lot of gumplers.

Speaker 23 And then let me see if we can get purple. There are purple gummy bears also in bulk bags.
Perfect. So

Speaker 34 we can do that. That's all supplemental.

Speaker 12 I wonder if Gracie would want to get involved. I was just edited both of those old videos, the apple pie and the melon one.
And I just really like editing Gracie.

Speaker 23 Me and Nick saw her yesterday for 100% eat, and she said that now that we have a place and everything, she wants to come and play. She calls hanging out and filming stuff playing.

Speaker 23 She wants to be in play mode and

Speaker 23 she wants to come and play.

Speaker 26 Yes. Why don't you just pause it?

Speaker 12 Why don't you just text her then? Gumplers, are you in?

Speaker 6 Yeah, text her right now. Are you in for Gumplers?

Speaker 51 Yeah.

Speaker 32 Okay. All right.
I'll text her right now.

Speaker 44 I'm buying some different sized Gerpel-esque cups for us to try out.

Speaker 23 Did you order those Gummy Bears too or no?

Speaker 51 I haven't ordered the Gummy Bears.

Speaker 23 Yeah, let me do that. Gumplers?

Speaker 23 Gumplers question mark or just Gumplers period. Are you in? Question mark.

Speaker 17 Yes. Gumplers period.

Speaker 49 Are you in?

Speaker 53 Got it.

Speaker 31 Okay.

Speaker 53 I have texted you. She needs to know which show.

Speaker 23 I wrote exactly what you guys told me.

Speaker 55 Regulation Regulation gumplers.

Speaker 23 I'll let you know if she texts me back.

Speaker 31 Okay.

Speaker 53 Good tonight.

Speaker 23 Yeah. So are you imagining that like we melt down all the greens in one thing and then purples in the other thing?

Speaker 23 And then you sort of like mix or what's the you like pour the green, let it start to solidify, and then pour the purple over.

Speaker 35 Oh, really?

Speaker 64 Make it like an omegray.

Speaker 14 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 12 It would look like the girl gumpler.

Speaker 34 Yeah, I see. Okay.

Speaker 23 Gracie simply said, I beg your pardon. Yeah, that's fair.

Speaker 47 That's not a yes.

Speaker 34 It's not a no, though.

Speaker 41 How many bags of this shit do I need to buy?

Speaker 66 Uh,

Speaker 23 just one five-pound bag each.

Speaker 36 Okay, one of purple.

Speaker 23 Yeah, one of purple, and then one of the green in the link above. And that should be fine.

Speaker 23 Am I saying anything else to Gracie, or is that it?

Speaker 34 I think you're good. I think she's good by the sounds.

Speaker 12 You can clarify with regulation gumpla.

Speaker 21 Okay.

Speaker 11 Albanese sent apple crisp.

Speaker 34 I got a weird email yesterday.

Speaker 21 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 34 Got an email from a service saying, hey, your phone number has been

Speaker 34 attached to a different account. Just a heads up.

Speaker 34 The phone number on your account was just registered on a different account. And so I looked at it.
It was one of my old phone numbers that I don't use, obviously, anymore.

Speaker 34 And I thought, oh, that's funny. I guess it's back in servers because I had an issue in the past where I went to try to recover an email or something

Speaker 34 and it was connected to that, and I couldn't change it. And I called the number just to see if it was still in service, and it wasn't at that time.
So I got the alert saying that someone had used it.

Speaker 34 So I checked, it was already, it was still saved in my phone. So I just texted them, hey,

Speaker 34 and then waited.

Speaker 12 And I got a response.

Speaker 34 Yeah, I just texted my own phone number because it was mine. It was already my phone.
I said, hey,

Speaker 34 they replied eventually, hi.

Speaker 34 And then there was a delay.

Speaker 34 Is this Bob? And then a bunch of like

Speaker 34 messing with you faces. Like, I guess Bob's a prankster, I'm assuming.

Speaker 34 And then I just replied back that it was me, that I used to have the number. I saw that they had registered just saying hi.
If they need me to change any numbers,

Speaker 34 let them know. Just let me know.

Speaker 34 I don't know if I'm sitting on something with that number that I'm not using anymore. Like, it's just applied to an account and it's blocking.

Speaker 34 And then they said that I guess they're trying to sync their Microsoft account and it was tied to a Microsoft account of mine. So my name kept popping up.

Speaker 38 They're already familiar with it.

Speaker 34 And I thought it was a real pleasant interaction overall. But they have called me four times since then.
And I just don't want to talk to this person.

Speaker 53 It has become an annoyance.

Speaker 34 Because I texted them. They could text me if they want to, if they need something.

Speaker 10 Why are they calling me?

Speaker 12 I look about me somebody who's older. Yeah.

Speaker 34 But we've texted already. We've gotten like seven texts back and forth.
We've both introduced ourselves. I feel like we've set up a rapport and

Speaker 34 now they just keep calling and it's annoying.

Speaker 12 They might think about texting is how you think about phone calls.

Speaker 34 I think they think that I'm Bob. I don't think they believe that it's not Bob and they keep calling to...
That's my theory. I don't know why else they would be calling me.

Speaker 12 But why would they think you're Bob?

Speaker 34 I think that Bob sounds like a real prankster, and I think they just don't believe the story that I told them that I just used to have that number, and I was just texting.

Speaker 12 So they think their friend Bob has a different number?

Speaker 34 I think they think that Bob is pulling a joke on them is my belief. But they keep calling.

Speaker 34 They didn't leave a voicemail on any of the calls. They did leave one, but it was like they clearly just didn't hang up in time.
They didn't say anything.

Speaker 12 Can you send like a voice note proving that you're not Bob?

Speaker 50 Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 8 That sounds like the kind of thing Bob would engineer to look like it's not him, though.

Speaker 2 Bob's Bob's a prankster, after all.

Speaker 7 I would argue the more you try to explain to them you're not Bob, the more they're going to think you're Bob.

Speaker 34 Yeah, I don't really know what to do because I don't really want to answer their phone call.

Speaker 12 Oh, I kind of feel like you should.

Speaker 34 Because I'm also kind of convinced that they're mad at me for some reason.

Speaker 23 They're mad at you?

Speaker 44 I don't.

Speaker 34 I just feel like that could be a possibility that they want to yell at me.

Speaker 12 For some reason, what have you done?

Speaker 26 I haven't done anything.

Speaker 23 I think they want to yell at me.

Speaker 8 you think you could get in touch with Bob yourself?

Speaker 34 Oh, that's a

Speaker 34 pretty common name, unfortunately. I don't know how I track down just Bob.

Speaker 8 Well, you'd have to check him down through their social media, probably.

Speaker 34 See, this is, I don't know, I feel like it's getting deeper than I care about. I beg your pardon.

Speaker 34 I'll take one if that's the question, is Gracie's.

Speaker 23 Gracie just says she'll just take a Gerpler.

Speaker 12 Just say we have to make them.

Speaker 38 Oh, yeah yeah text her she knows bob

Speaker 34 maybe she can connect us

Speaker 23 we have to make them okay

Speaker 23 yeah yeah we have to make them first do you want me to say do you we have to make them do you want to help do you want to yeah there you go because then she's now now she's successfully tricked into doing something yeah perfect Have you ever thought that maybe the universe is trying to get you to be this Bob?

Speaker 8 It could be.

Speaker 9 Like maybe it's a sort of a touched by an angel situation where you're going to show up in their lives or even like quantum leap and provide some sort of a

Speaker 11 you know service to a family in need that helps them along in their journey.

Speaker 34 Well, here's the thing. I technically don't know if it's them calling me because they were all private number calls.
It just said private number.

Speaker 12 Wait, you think just a withheld number is them?

Speaker 34 I assume so, because like, what are the odds that I text a random person and then I also receive four private number calls on the same day my phone rings all the time with just random numbers and private numbers i don't see it doesn't for me i almost never get private should i text them and ask if they're calling me yeah yeah i'll do that right now sorry i missed a i missed a few calls ask them if they want a gumpler

Speaker 12 the most insane part of this to me is that this person is unknowingly texting someone, assuming they're Bob, but this person has an alter ego who is a prankster prankster named Johnny Caviar.

Speaker 12 So they just think it's the wrong jokester.

Speaker 53 Yeah.

Speaker 53 Oh, shit.

Speaker 12 They're talking to a jokester.

Speaker 35 Oh, my God.

Speaker 7 Four.

Speaker 37 This is like when you try to hire an assassin, but you hire the wrong assassin, but they're still an assassin.

Speaker 24 Okay.

Speaker 34 I'll see if they reply.

Speaker 12 What does a text to an assassin look like? Is it just like a name, a picture?

Speaker 8 Probably like GPS coordinates.

Speaker 12 Yeah, like what if you just got one? Would you think, oh, I guess I should just be an assassin?

Speaker 64 I should just go to this location and kill whoever's there.

Speaker 12 Or warn them.

Speaker 14 Or warn them. Yeah.

Speaker 63 I think if I just got random, I just got randomly.

Speaker 36 If I just randomly got GPS coordinates, like latitude and longitude, and just a little picture of a

Speaker 34 moji

Speaker 39 of a...

Speaker 19 green light, I'm running as far away from those coordinates as humanly possible.

Speaker 17 That's the the last place on earth I need to be.

Speaker 12 I think you're going to Google where it is first.

Speaker 17 And then oh, yeah, of course. Of course, I'm going to do that.

Speaker 13 Oh, fuck.

Speaker 60 It's three blocks away.

Speaker 34 It's just a text saying, yeah, so I thought about it. I don't think we should kill Bob.

Speaker 34 It's like the most menacing.

Speaker 34 What's the best random text any of you have ever gotten? You ever get a good one?

Speaker 12 Kind of blocked, typically.

Speaker 35 Yeah.

Speaker 36 I got one earlier,

Speaker 54 a random text earlier today asking if I wanted to pay for some recipes for somebody's cookbook.

Speaker 45 It was some sort of spam.

Speaker 54 I didn't do that.

Speaker 55 Pay for recipes?

Speaker 50 Yeah, it was like, hi, I'm so-and-so, and I'm

Speaker 2 trying to use

Speaker 54 my family's recipes to further myself. And if you are interested and you want to buy my recipe, I don't know.

Speaker 67 I didn't read the whole thing.

Speaker 72 It was just potions?

Speaker 49 Reported it as joke.

Speaker 23 Yeah, what kind of recipe? And I wonder what kind of recipes is you assume it's food, but it's got to be magic.

Speaker 14 Is there a way of

Speaker 44 deleted texts?

Speaker 34 Probably not. My partner has a funny problem where somebody has mistaken their phone number

Speaker 57 for

Speaker 34 their own, like they're giving out the wrong number. They keep giving my partner's phone number to people thinking it's their number.

Speaker 34 And so they're constantly getting texts from like friends of this person and or things that they've signed up for. But it's largely friends friends and they just ignore it.

Speaker 34 And if it was me, oh man, would I be getting in the mix?

Speaker 12 How are they doing that multiple times? Maybe they saved themselves as a contact with the wrong number? Like surely you wouldn't say the wrong number.

Speaker 34 I think you could easily say the wrong number. I could absolutely imagine me getting my number wrong by like one digit or like accidentally flipping it when I say it.

Speaker 12 Yeah, but wrong in the same way multiple times?

Speaker 34 I think so. Yeah, if I just lock it in in the wrong way, I absolutely could see myself doing that.

Speaker 32 That's me.

Speaker 19 I feel like this is a problem that is not nearly as prevalent as it used to be earlier in my lifetime.

Speaker 7 When you would get wrong numbers constantly back in the days when people had to recite or write down phone numbers, but now, like, if you meet somebody and you want to get each other's phone number, you just text them and then you save their contact information, right?

Speaker 20 You like never, I don't imagine, I would wager a lot of people don't even know their own phone number.

Speaker 32 Oh, I didn't for a long time.

Speaker 54 I know, I know mine, my wife's, my daughter's, and Bernie's for some reason.

Speaker 37 I can't forget it.

Speaker 12 I've lived in this country so long, I started to forget my UK phone number. And the one that's replaced it is my first UK phone number because I'm on my second number in the UK.
And that one's gone.

Speaker 12 And I've remembered the first one, which is completely useless to me. And I don't know why that one stuck.

Speaker 45 It's like I remember my locker combination for sixth grade, but I don't remember any other locker combination.

Speaker 4 What was it? 1136 13

Speaker 48 1136 13.

Speaker 36 i've never used it on anything else but i can't get it out of my head and i anytime i look at a new like twisty lock i'm like oh fuck 1136 13.

Speaker 12 it is hard to forget the first stuff you remember yeah i still remember the first thing i was impressed by what was the first thing you were impressed by what

Speaker 12 i think as a kid you're often impressed by fur like by stuff that's shit Yeah. But it's just the first time you've seen it.
So it's like, whoa.

Speaker 12 I was impressed by a wet book.

Speaker 44 What do you mean?

Speaker 12 It was a book that had been rained on and it dried all wavy.

Speaker 21 And I'm blown away by that.

Speaker 12 I was like, that is brilliant. It's like a book, but it's wavy.

Speaker 23 I think you almost don't know what impressed means.

Speaker 21 What do you mean?

Speaker 21 I thought it was great.

Speaker 23 Crazy.

Speaker 12 I used to take it out of the bookcase and show it to people when they came over. I was like, like, look at that.

Speaker 12 It was one of the first, it was one of the first weird things I saw.

Speaker 10 I was probably three.

Speaker 12 Maybe four.

Speaker 23 Nick,

Speaker 23 yeah, yeah, Nick, could you imagine your kid doing that? Just going, like, look, look at this book.

Speaker 18 Look at it.

Speaker 49 It used to be wet.

Speaker 34 Can you believe the rain's done this?

Speaker 12 It was one of my mom's books.

Speaker 26 Was it during the silence years?

Speaker 68 Yeah.

Speaker 13 Just like a cartoon character.

Speaker 12 No, I just remember finding out from my mom it was left out in the rain and it was like the thing in the house.

Speaker 34 Why are you leaving books out?

Speaker 66 Just left out.

Speaker 40 You know, this explains a lot because last time I was talking to your mom, I asked her,

Speaker 6 do you ever think like when Gavin was a small kid, like what he'd be when he grew up?

Speaker 52 And she was like, she was real quiet for a second.

Speaker 6 She goes, you know, honestly, I never did.

Speaker 47 And now I understand why.

Speaker 68 I don't think they had high hopes.

Speaker 34 Do you think you still have the book?

Speaker 12 They were like, oh, Christ, Grammy's going to come over and Gavin's going to bring out the wet book again the wet book well it wasn't it wasn't wet anymore it was just was once wet yeah no we get it we get it yeah did you ever try to wet it again to make it go back to normal no

Speaker 34 did you heat it up

Speaker 31 no

Speaker 12 oh i was also impressed by uh um like pool cues at like watching the mirror up up front on on someone's hand i was like is it doing that on its own or is someone put is is he pushing it i was like that's amazing i used to to love watching people play pool.

Speaker 12 I used to love watching wheels go around. I love the wet book.

Speaker 12 Like, do you not have anything like that? That's like really regular, shitty stuff.

Speaker 23 Somebody just clipped that sentence where Gavin said all the things that impossible. Like, you'll go round and wet book.

Speaker 12 I thought they were brilliant.

Speaker 53 Honestly,

Speaker 53 they were so good.

Speaker 13 Dude, this is...

Speaker 24 What?

Speaker 6 I wish I did, Gav, but I was too busy slamming my dick in the toilets.

Speaker 38 I was on a different path than you.

Speaker 12 See, I would rather whip that out than what you were doing.

Speaker 32 I don't think I had anything like that.

Speaker 34 I definitely didn't have a wet book.

Speaker 58 I love that you had. I didn't have a wet book.

Speaker 12 You were surely impressed by something an early

Speaker 53 kind of.

Speaker 32 Absolutely.

Speaker 34 I just, I didn't have like a go-to.

Speaker 34 There wasn't like a thing I would show people and be like, look at this fucking crazy. You see the waves on this page?

Speaker 12 We've talked in the past about

Speaker 12 my go-to story as a kid was when the wind rang the doorbell.

Speaker 21 Yeah. Which was a banger.

Speaker 12 And now they just get stuck. They just get burned in.

Speaker 34 You see, I opened the door and there was nobody there.

Speaker 13 Crazy.

Speaker 16 Oh, fuck.

Speaker 23 I immediately turned around and started reading my wet book.

Speaker 34 Do you remember what the book was?

Speaker 34 Oh, yeah. Was it like a thick book? Was it a small book?

Speaker 12 It was probably like an inch thick.

Speaker 58 Okay.

Speaker 4 Do you think your family still has it?

Speaker 12 I don't know. People don't really throw books away.
It might have been donated.

Speaker 53 Not a wet book.

Speaker 34 I'm donating that.

Speaker 58 To be honest,

Speaker 12 if there was a point where my mom was like, oh, I'm going to get rid of all these old books and I was my age now, I would have a quick rummage for the wet one.

Speaker 13 You have to.

Speaker 14 You have to find the wet one.

Speaker 53 Of course.

Speaker 7 The foundational moment in your life. Well, yeah.

Speaker 23 And when people come over, you have to have something to show them.

Speaker 13 Now you.

Speaker 42 You left out the part where you pissed on this book, right?

Speaker 5 Like, that's how it got wet.

Speaker 23 Yeah, it's a piss book. Yeah, it's a piss book.

Speaker 12 I was finally like a wrong pisser. I just pissed my pants in the toilet toilet like a normal kid.

Speaker 34 Do you have any other wet opinions?

Speaker 34 You have a positive wet and a negative wet, which I didn't expect.

Speaker 12 I think most wet is negative.

Speaker 6 He also likes, you also like wet works, though, right?

Speaker 5 We talked about that.

Speaker 17 Oh, yeah. Forever ago.
Yeah.

Speaker 74 Wet works?

Speaker 8 Yeah, I think it was we were talking about Johnny Mnemonic or something in

Speaker 53 wetware.

Speaker 59 Yeah, wetware is brilliant.

Speaker 12 It's how they attach the wires to the rat.

Speaker 34 Do you think you could recreate the wavy book?

Speaker 21 No.

Speaker 34 I was going to say next time it rains, you should throw a book out there.

Speaker 12 Well, what book am I going to sacrifice?

Speaker 23 You got one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, or what?

Speaker 12 Oh, I've got a philosopher's stone I could leave out there.

Speaker 49 There you go.

Speaker 58 Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 40 Dude, feel free to piss on that one, too. Yeah.

Speaker 56 I guess it's a bad book, just because I want you to piss on something.

Speaker 14 Yeah.

Speaker 34 It's a weird request.

Speaker 24 Yeah.

Speaker 34 Jeff's really locked into the fetish content.

Speaker 8 Do you think a book that dried from pee would dry differently than a book that dried from rain?

Speaker 17 Different color?

Speaker 32 I mean, only one way to find out.

Speaker 34 Gavin? I don't think I need to know.

Speaker 53 I mean, maybe I'll piss on it after

Speaker 14 weird.

Speaker 46 Let's talk about kittens again.

Speaker 23 Gracie texted back and just said when.

Speaker 34 Sweet. I didn't get a text back.

Speaker 25 Oh, bummer. Yeah.

Speaker 23 Sorry, man.

Speaker 12 I think, by the way, I think I discovered where it all went wrong for humanity. I feel like

Speaker 12 people are pretty much unhappy no matter where they are these days. And I think it's to do with Pluto.
I think when Pluto got declassified, humanity got less happy.

Speaker 64 Because we lost a planet?

Speaker 64 Yeah.

Speaker 23 Yeah, like some mysticism went away where

Speaker 23 the planets were magical and unalterable. And then we altered the planets and now things are different.

Speaker 36 I feel kind of that way about Bronosaurus, too.

Speaker 12 Oh, that's another good one so i think we should even though they're wrong like even though i think there's like bigger stuff than pluto that's not a planet and there's like better orbits than pluto that isn't a planet i think we should just try for a year putting it back in and seeing if it's it's good for morale yeah see i feel the opposite i don't care at all about the planets i think if if saturn went away totally unaffected by it

Speaker 40 Saturn's the cool one, man.

Speaker 12 Saturn's a banger. What do you mean?

Speaker 23 That's a a top-tier planet, dude.

Speaker 12 It's a gas giant. It floats.
It's got a ring.

Speaker 34 Yeah. I'm not saying it's not a good planet, but let's say Saturn vanished.
It disappeared.

Speaker 32 I wouldn't care.

Speaker 34 Somebody wouldn't, I wouldn't even be aware that it happened. My life would just continue on.
And then someone would say, hey, you hear about Saturn? I'd say, no. And they'd tell me and I go.

Speaker 12 You could say the same for like a guy somewhere.

Speaker 31 What?

Speaker 46 Maybe his name's Saturn.

Speaker 23 Stephen Saturn is gone.

Speaker 34 Did he get left out in the rain?

Speaker 12 Yeah, somebody pissed on him. What if there was some guy? He lives in Latvia.
You've never met him. You never will.
He vanished. Wouldn't change your life at all.

Speaker 34 I'd be way more impacted by that than the planet.

Speaker 12 Okay, it just happened.

Speaker 18 That sucks.

Speaker 34 I hope he gets found, I guess.

Speaker 8 What about all the aliens that are secretly living on Saturn?

Speaker 2 Whole communities, families.

Speaker 12 Potentially. Saturn has some good moons as well.

Speaker 53 Does.

Speaker 34 I've played Starfield. There was nothing there.
That was an empty one.

Speaker 12 What happens to the moons when the planet blinks out yeah what if it hurled one of its moons back across the solar system because it's not orbiting saturn anymore that sounds like a problem for someone for you could be a problem for you well it could be then i'd be really worried about it

Speaker 34 i'm not saying we should remove saturn i'm just saying that unless like there was some effect to the earth it would really unin it just would wouldn't move me i'm indifferent to planets So, where do you think it all went wrong, Andrew?

Speaker 64 If it's not the Bronosaurus and it's not Saturn.

Speaker 34 Losing it, I think, is the.

Speaker 34 We've never recovered as a society.

Speaker 12 That's before you were born. So, does that mean you've never been happy?

Speaker 34 No, I've definitely been happy. I don't think my happiness, though, is an indicator of where things went wrong.

Speaker 12 Do you think you were more happy or less happy before 2007?

Speaker 34 Oh, way more happy.

Speaker 12 I'm telling you.

Speaker 34 Significantly happier. Post-2007.
Oh, post-2007. Post-2007.
Yeah, way happier.

Speaker 31 Oh, sorry.

Speaker 2 Didn't everything go wrong when we turned on the Hadron Collider?

Speaker 37 Wasn't that what screwed us all?

Speaker 45 Now we're all dead or something?

Speaker 43 Or we're in an alternate universe or possibly. Everything got all muxed up.

Speaker 32 Yeah, I don't care about any of that.

Speaker 34 If the Mandela effect, like if it was... Confirmed somehow that we were we shifted universes, don't care.

Speaker 66 Doesn't matter.

Speaker 8 I feel like that would be podcast material i feel like that'd be interesting to talk about it would be interesting to talk about but it's like i don't i don't really care like if it was confirmed that there are multiverses right or there are at least multiple universes that live in parallel to ours wouldn't wouldn't it be fun to try to postulate like how yes the the planet next to us is just slightly different like justin bieber has black hair but everything else is the same I would wonder if there were more versions of me that don't like pants or less.

Speaker 74 Right.

Speaker 8 Get into like the rick and morty of it.

Speaker 34 Am I like in the minority of that take of me's, or is like 90% me against pants?

Speaker 45 Because they're an Andrew out there in the universe that only wears flannel.

Speaker 57 Fucking crazy.

Speaker 12 When was the last time you popped on a pair of trousers?

Speaker 34 We've talked about this, it's been over a decade.

Speaker 14 Holy shit.

Speaker 34 20, you know what?

Speaker 30 2015.

Speaker 34 2015 was the last. It's been exactly a decade.

Speaker 57 Or when did Destiny come out?

Speaker 12 2014.

Speaker 34 2014.

Speaker 34 2014 was the last.

Speaker 4 The first time he puts on pants is for video game launches.

Speaker 34 I was working at a warehouse and it was before Destiny's launch and they were being audited. So they made me put pants on.

Speaker 35 So I had to buy sweats.

Speaker 12 Did you have to buy that pair of pants for the

Speaker 12 paper?

Speaker 26 Yes.

Speaker 34 I had audit sweats and I wore them for three days and then went back to my shorts.

Speaker 17 Do you still have your audit sweats?

Speaker 34 I might.

Speaker 34 You know what? I just got rid of a bunch of stuff. I don't know if I got rid of my audit sweats.

Speaker 66 What's a sit? Let's do a check-in.

Speaker 41 What's the situation with your headboard? Is it still downstairs?

Speaker 34 It's halfway up.

Speaker 26 It's halfway there.

Speaker 34 Made progress.

Speaker 12 What was the reasoning behind finally getting around to it and then stopping halfway?

Speaker 34 Because I still need to adjust some things in here.

Speaker 34 I'm completely changing out my storage situation and my closet i'm making more space and uh once everything else is cleaned up pulling it up you're just not to that step in the project yet exactly yeah it's this whole upper level is changing it's there's a lot of shifting getting rid of beds and stuff so so when you say when you say it's halfway up

Speaker 44 It immediately calls to mind a headboard precariously hanging halfway up a flight of stairs.

Speaker 6 I'm assuming that's not the case.

Speaker 11 You mean that the work upstairs is halfway complete before you can then bring the headboard up?

Speaker 34 Yes.

Speaker 24 Okay.

Speaker 12 That is an insane way of saying that.

Speaker 34 You know, I just learned that Pluto went away, and so it's really thrown me.

Speaker 56 Still reeling.

Speaker 35 I apologize. That's honey.

Speaker 12 Just to be clear, it's still there.

Speaker 74 The actual bull.

Speaker 34 Yeah, but it's not a planet, right? So

Speaker 36 if you had to blow up one planet, which one do you pick?

Speaker 18 Whoa, it was not.

Speaker 34 They said it was not.

Speaker 34 That's crazy.

Speaker 30 Then who called me four times?

Speaker 35 Who the fuck was that?

Speaker 34 That's now we got a mystery.

Speaker 12 See, now that sounds like a cool you should have oughts it.

Speaker 34 Now I got to answer this private call. This is crazy.

Speaker 35 I hope they call again.

Speaker 34 Who keeps calling me?

Speaker 34 That's, yeah.

Speaker 31 Before

Speaker 34 we wrap up, I have one more clip that I think is really funny.

Speaker 12 Oh, shit.

Speaker 34 I got a clip. And to be specific, the audience has a clip.

Speaker 14 Oh. Oh, God.

Speaker 10 Gavis does a blowable planet, too.

Speaker 34 He does.

Speaker 34 I have a counter to this,

Speaker 34 but it's still very funny. This is the clip.

Speaker 15 Andrew is.

Speaker 70 Andrew's always asking very inquisitive questions while I play Halo. He's a get to know each other, even still, to this point.

Speaker 15 Of course.

Speaker 12 He asked me why I was interested in, or how I got into slow-mo what made me interested

Speaker 34 And I said it was an episode of Tom and Jerry great episode great episode I want to obviously that was in reference to me bashing the Australian morning show seems like a really cool question there Andrew.

Speaker 34 Yeah, I mean that's hilarious. I I would argue two things one I was asking more about your interest generally not how you started your channel Second of all I did not ask you to do an interview.

Speaker 34 This was not, we weren't conducting an interview. We're just playing Halo.

Speaker 34 it's just yeah but you wanted me to answer the question otherwise yeah but it was small time it's different than but but his time with you in that moment was infinite and he wasn't looking at the clock i'm sure if you said now gavin only has time for seven more questions that probably wouldn't have come up no i would not ask that question if i was conducting a proper interview with gavin i would not ask that Very interesting.

Speaker 26 Audience there with a banger clip.

Speaker 38 Yeah, I just replied with like a huge string of laughter.

Speaker 34 It was great.

Speaker 21 I laughed so hard.

Speaker 8 Also, I don't have it, but I hear there's a clip of like a year ago of Gavin betting Eric $100 that GTA 6 won't get delayed into 2026.

Speaker 14 Who bet which way?

Speaker 12 Didn't I say that it would get delayed?

Speaker 4 I think he said that it wouldn't.

Speaker 40 I don't know. I'd have to go find the clip.

Speaker 37 I saw it on Reddit this morning.

Speaker 23 Here's the thing.

Speaker 24 Really?

Speaker 23 If it's getting, if, if Gavin said it's not getting delayed and I said it is, then I'm happy with this bet. But if it was the other way, I don't think it happened and I don't remember it.

Speaker 12 Similar sort of of vibe you bring to Pico Park there.

Speaker 23 Yeah. Yeah, you know, it is what it is.

Speaker 13 Laughing with this thing. Oh, it's so painful.

Speaker 23 Oh, are we ending with behind the mask?

Speaker 18 Oh, wow.

Speaker 36 Real quick, Gavin, why are you blowing up Mars?

Speaker 12 I don't think I would do Mars.

Speaker 35 I hope not.

Speaker 4 That's a big one.

Speaker 12 I just learned that Mercury has a tail. That was pretty cool.

Speaker 14 Yeah.

Speaker 12 See, when I put my mask on, it's not going to sound as funny. Shall I go and get mine?

Speaker 6 Yeah, please do.

Speaker 22 Did you fall from a shooting star?

Speaker 22 Don't.

Speaker 23 Can you breathe better in it or?

Speaker 13 When I'm not talking.

Speaker 23 You sound like Bane.

Speaker 13 I was boding to sleep.

Speaker 38 Is that what Bane's fucking whole beef was?

Speaker 66 He needed a C-path.

Speaker 23 Yeah, he's got the apnea the whole time, dude. That's crazy.

Speaker 44 Wow, he never had good sleep, poor bastard.

Speaker 49 No wonder he's cranky.

Speaker 24 Yeah.

Speaker 57 I could make it worse, actually.

Speaker 35 One sec. I'll be right back.

Speaker 54 I think Neptune's the prettiest planet, but I might, I don't know.

Speaker 72 Uranus seems obvious because a stupid name. Yeah.

Speaker 32 But I think I get rid of that.

Speaker 12 Do you really say Uranus?

Speaker 46 I guess I say Uranus.

Speaker 67 I don't know. Uranus.

Speaker 49 You're going to make Uranus guy.

Speaker 39 Either way, I'm.

Speaker 23 Yeah, I bet you are.

Speaker 23 Uh-huh.

Speaker 31 All right.

Speaker 12 I'm on the pat.

Speaker 23 Okay, Andrew, you back?

Speaker 12 One sec.

Speaker 9 Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to get a preview of a brand new show from the regulation podcast company.

Speaker 72 Very excited about this one. I think that this has never been attempted before in the history of podcasting, and we are going to be on the forefront, leading the edge.

Speaker 75 As you know, we are a self-help and wellness podcast, and we try to to promote wellness.

Speaker 72 And one of the ways that we're doing that is to de

Speaker 72 stigmatize and demystify CPAPs. I present to you behind the mask.

Speaker 72 How's it going, Gavin?

Speaker 35 Oh,

Speaker 12 are you at full beats?

Speaker 24 How many?

Speaker 13 What number is yours at?

Speaker 14 25

Speaker 12 God, how's it even staying

Speaker 12 on your oh god, how's it even standing on your head?

Speaker 30 I have been to secure it with my hand and when my mouth is closed and it fills with air.

Speaker 29 Let's never do this again.

Speaker 26 This is a terrible idea.

Speaker 23 Behind the mask has a pretty short runway. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 24 It's kind of turkey when it kind of makes me want to

Speaker 12 make you want to throw up.

Speaker 22 Really?

Speaker 34 You could like hiss with it. That's cool.

Speaker 30 You could go like

Speaker 38 that didn't come through at all. Fuck.

Speaker 65 I would love to hear you guys review a movie together.

Speaker 14 Yeah.

Speaker 14 Do that to carry it away

Speaker 13 from watching all the Jim Carrey movies

Speaker 18 Okay, we need to stop this

Speaker 33 is bad yeah Jeff you wanna you want to button this one up for us Jeff this is bad I'd

Speaker 50 I'd uh I'd like to I'd like to end it here take it out, but I think it'd be better if Andrew did okay Andrew send us off

Speaker 22 Thanks for listening to the regulation podcast

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Speaker 21 Have a great day,

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