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Hello, and welcome to another episode of the Regulation Podcast.

This is number 54.

My name is Jeff Ramsey, and with me, as always, Andrew Panton, Gavin Free, Nick Schwartz, and Eric Badur.

Gavin, you were going to explain the behind the mask thing.

Behind the mask,

right?

Was obviously about Nick

and the faces he makes behind the mask.

That doesn't sound right.

Does anybody have any memory of what behind the mask means and why we wrote that note down?

Get over

behind the mask.

Oh, were we gonna do an episode where it was

in the CPAP machine?

Yeah, but we're doing a ZMAP episode for a segment.

In the Z Map from behind the mask, try to drop with the ZPAP button.

Unlistenable.

I think I sound great.

Sounds like.

Now I know I answered took a while to get ready.

So with Gavin and I.

This is a little teaser.

He sounds like Stephen Hawking at the bottom of a flight of stairs.

Yeah, it's pretty Google.

And that's your preview of behind the mask.

Gavin,

is that what you sound like behind your mask?

I don't think I sound the same.

So I should drag mine in here maybe right at the end, right?

We'll have a conversation.

Yeah.

If you want, yeah, we can.

Yeah.

And that was sort of the point, but

I forgot the bit.

How apropos that I threw it to you randomly

in the first place.

Good.

How are you doing, buddy?

I'm doing really good.

Way better now that I'm mask off.

Mask on and talking, not great.

I have an update on the serial killer.

You have an update on the serial killer?

Yeah.

Last time I talked to you guys, I told you that a raccoon jumped out at me and the trash can scared me to holy hell.

And it was like a big, meaty motherfucker.

And I thought, it looks like he's housing a lot of dead animals in there.

But I don't know, man.

The more I think about it, I just don't know how he catches birds, right?

Like, that doesn't make any sense to me.

Birds are so fast.

But

two days ago, I went outside and I found the back half of a bird in my front yard.

Oh, no.

Yeah.

Like the ass and the legs and the back tail.

Yeah.

I don't have no idea what happened to the wings and the head.

I mean, I have a pretty good idea.

They're in something else.

But yeah, they didn't want the butt, so they left the butt for me.

I had to throw that away.

I thought that'd be where all the good stuff is on a bird.

Like the wings down.

You would think so.

yeah i don't know i don't know why what caused this animal to only eat half of a perfectly good bird but uh yeah it uh still seems to be uh an active crime zone my yard i think you gotta put a camera out there i'm scared to see the result yeah yeah i think you're right unfortunately but i'm scared to get the footage or or forget like a security camera we'll just we'll um build one of those little hides with a camo all over it and we'll just sit in there and eat lunch and film

We could do that.

Yeah.

I guess it's not happening at lunchtime.

Are chicken wings all wings?

As opposed to what?

Well, the part, you know, there's like when you order chicken wings, there's two types of wing, generally speaking.

What, left and right?

Yeah.

Well,

yeah, that's how I divide them up.

That's how I split.

I personally prefer the left.

It's, I think, a better quality meat than the right.

But there's like a drumstick.

It's like wings and a drumstick.

And obviously the wing meat, I know what that is by the bones.

What's where's the drum part coming?

Leg,

yeah, it's the thigh and the leg.

Huh, that's not really a wing.

Are you talking about like the flat in the like wing?

What do you, yeah?

So, there's two types: there's the I think flat is the one I'm thinking that's very wing-like, and then there's sort of like the bone, the drumstick, kind of.

Oh, so you're just talking about like a cut-up wing,

yeah.

Is that is the drummette?

Oh, okay,

so it's like that, it's like shoulder to elbow.

So it's like a shoulder blade bone.

Me.

So it's like forearm and shoulder blade is a chicken wing.

This is not going to be our thumbnail.

We need to talk about different stuff in this episode.

We had glee king around like in the last one that came up.

I'm not going to make that a thumbnail.

It's a significant upgrade.

There's still plenty of time to not.

That doesn't have to be the thumbnail.

It's fine.

It's fine.

I'm not.

Yeah, it's okay.

Picture a raw chicken meat.

Yeah.

What do we do with the tip?

Probably use it for like stock or something.

Okay, yeah.

Feed it to a dog, you know?

Oh, a dog would love the tip.

I don't like that.

Dogs love nice meaty bones, and they're real good for dogs, too.

It's gotta be a way.

It's gotta be just a great meaty tip.

Okay.

So the bones are actually good for the dog?

I think it helps with the teeth, right?

No, no.

Dogs aren't supposed to eat chicken bones.

No, they can before they're cooked.

Yes, that's true.

Nick is technically correct.

You can eat them before, uh i don't know why i said technically correct he's 100 correct you can eat them yeah you can eat them before they're cooked but why are they worthless cooked uh because the bone can splinter yeah the bone gets real malleable and splinters yeah nick can fuck a dog's mouth or throw it up real bad yeah yeah they can choke real bad but don't dogs chew the big bones because of like their teeth isn't that a positive different bones yeah i i understand different bones but i'm just saying that's that's the incentive of the bone chew right like it helps their teeth yeah why don't we have a bone equivalent as a human i want to chew on something.

We do.

You could go to a restaurant and get like, get a, like, I have.

There's a place in Austin that has bone tallow tacos.

Woo!

Is it just like a giant bone I could bite into?

What is bones for people?

Let's see.

Like, just something I can gnaw on that helps my teeth.

What do people gnaw on?

Brushing is boring.

Oh, you want a greenie for a person?

I don't know what that means.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

He wants a people.

Oh, dude.

He wants a human Kong.

Yeah.

Yeah, I do.

That's exactly what I want.

True.

Unfortunately, I have an answer on something that you can gnaw on, but you're not going to like it.

Let's see.

Listen, listen.

I searched.

What can people gnaw on in broken pencil, the pencil thing?

This showed up.

I'm just letting you know.

We are about to annoy a lot of audience when I make that the thumbnail for episode 50.

Holy shit, he finally ate the pencil you're crazy never happened you can't you can't stop me speaking of the pencil cheyenne still killing it and survivor he's in the final six i haven't watched this week's episode but thank you for letting me know

final six

gosh did great it's not my fault you didn't watch it i know and i could have communicated that to you ahead of time too It uh, he's doing fantastic.

We're almost at the finale.

Two more episodes, and we're, we're we're there.

He's killing it.

Yeah, and he's a lot of fun to watch.

He's a really likable personal guy.

He's so much fun to watch.

I have a clip to play because this show filled with ridiculous coincidences.

You know, just the fact that Shein is on survivor after being our pencil judge of all things is nuts.

He recently made a TikTok about how to properly pronounce his name.

And there's something in it that blew my mind.

I couldn't believe this.

I'm going to play this really quick.

I've had a couple people ask me how to say my name.

And I love that people want to take the care to get my name right, especially because it is such a cool name.

My name means Royal White Falcon.

Could you imagine?

What?

Shaene's name means falcon.

What?

That's fucking crazy.

He's the most regulation human.

He's a falcon that has ever been born.

The universe is trying to tell this guy to be our friend, and I bet he will not listen.

But god damn, man.

Well, no, no, here's the thing.

So I've been talking to Sheen.

I've been going back and forth.

I've been messaging him.

Oh, good.

And I let him know about the Falcon connection.

That blew his mind.

He really wants some Falcon merch.

I was showing our Protected by Falcon sign.

Okay.

He's now on the Patreon.

I gifted him that subscription.

He is a protected by Falcon.

He's in the mix.

He's very excited about it.

Oh, man.

That's awesome.

Awesome.

He's not going to change his his ruling, though.

No, I'm fine with the ruling.

I've accepted the ruling.

All good with the ruling, but just that, I couldn't believe that.

I have.

I haven't paid the consequence of the ruling, but I've accepted it.

I'm not fighting it.

Really?

It's like somebody committed a crime and they're like, yeah, I should go to jail, but I'm not going yet.

But I should.

You're right.

That person was also saying, hey, when's this other guy going to wear the red boots?

Why haven't you done it yet?

What?

Wow.

What do you you mean i know what gavin's talking about are you saying i'm the only person that's demanding that i just think for a guy who needs to eat an entire pencil you're pretty heavy on the boots thing well it's just because i want us to be able to release season two of the show yeah i want you to eat the pencil yeah but there's not a season of content behind the pencil

I'm not holding up there's not pencil two that we need to do around the corner it's just a pencil one

and I would argue not eating the pencil has made way more content than if I would have just eaten it.

Man, I want to see the movie poster for pencil two.

Nabato Pencil?

Yeah, but pencil two.

It's the sequel.

Dude, number two.

Pencil is pretty good.

Number two.

Oh, but it wouldn't be called that.

We do like the now you see me thing where we do now you see me two and three, and then we finally do now you don't.

It would take us a while to get there.

Unfortunately, story of the pencil number two is already a movie.

Oh, man.

Sorry, guys.

There's something so good looking about a pencil as an item.

What if we call it pencil two, the sharpening?

Oh

what if we just call it pencils?

Make it like a thriller.

Oh pencils that sounds like a Zach Alefanakis comedy.

Like aliens?

Pencils as an aliens thing is interesting.

And the third one would be called Petriensil.

Awesome.

Profenseless.

You would not believe the pencils that that fucking android is making.

It's crazy.

Or which one was that?

What was the sequel to Prometheus called?

Covenant?

Covenant.

Alien Covenant, yeah.

Doesn't matter.

Are there any other alien movies coming out?

There's a TV show.

Yeah, I know, but aside from that.

No, it's the Year of Predator.

Alien Remus.

They got like two different Predator movies coming out this year.

It is the Year of Predator, yeah.

Interesting.

And they're doing like the Terminator 2 thing with it, I think, where it's like a predator hunting other predators for some reason.

Oh, like he's on the, he's a good guy, Predator?

I don't know if he's a good guy, but like he's working with an android to take out a worse predator for some reason.

I don't know.

A worse predator.

Oh, this predator is so bad.

Well, because, I mean, the predators aren't, they're not terrible, generally speaking.

Like, there's a code of conduct that they operate by.

They're just not like aimlessly murdering people.

Right.

He's a predator who has all the same gifts and abilities as the other predators, but he came from a broken home.

He grew grew up on the wrong side of the tracks.

It's a Dexter situation.

He hunts the predators that are no good.

Is there a link between predators and humans in the movies?

Not established, I don't think.

This is just like a completely human body with a weird face.

Is it an alien?

Yeah, I guess.

Yeah.

You need Predator as a wiener.

Because in Covenant, David makes like a xenomorph, essentially.

I don't think we know where they came from, though.

I don't know if they were man-made.

I don't think that's been established.

Is David Michael Fastbender?

Yes.

Okay.

Just make it strange.

New healing.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Michael Fastbender, the star of Assassin's Creed.

Everybody's favorite Fastbender movie.

I just saw him in a movie the other night.

You know, I watched those Equalizer movies and I thought, fuck, maybe I'll watch another movie.

And so the other night in bed, I watched Black Bag.

Pretty good.

Dude, I loved that movie.

It is like 90 minutes hard and it's so fun.

It is, I love that.

I loved it.

I recommend that to everyone.

What a great movie.

Very intense, very gripping.

Speaking of hard, I got a new worst Tom Cruise movie.

It's bumped legend.

Losing it.

Terrible.

Such a bad movie.

Have you seen Losing It Jet?

Losing it.

When I was like eight, maybe.

Horrible.

Holy shit.

When did that movie come out?

Like 83, maybe?

I don't know.

Yeah, I was eight.

1982.

Losing it.

Yeah, I didn't even realize he was in it.

That was a titty movie when I was growing up it sure is it's about a group of high school kids going to tijuana to lose their virginity by going to a whorehouse oh wow and they bring one of the characters the little brothers to buy fireworks because he like sells them at the school it has uh rorschak in it jackie earl haley whoa really he's like the maybe the comedic lead in it it's just oh it's bad shelly long is in it too right She is, yeah.

She is

she's in a relationship with Tom Cruise in the movie.

It's very

not good.

I want to see a version of Watchmen where Rorschach is the comic relief.

Yeah.

It is really funny in the movie where they separate off the Tom Cruise and Shelly Long characters, and it feels like, oh, yeah, these are the best actors in this.

Let's just, let's have them have their choke in the movie.

It is by far all of their solo scenes are the best parts of the film.

It's terrible.

There's one, there's only one good gag in it.

I really enjoy when watching a horrible movie, finding like the one thing that is like, oh, that was was good.

They have to flee Tijuana and there's a cop chasing them at the end.

And the kid that buys all the fireworks lights them and throws the bag in the car.

And so the sheriff is delayed in like chasing them because he's got to wait for the fireworks to go off.

But then he decides to just go anyway.

And so it's a car chase.

And every once in a while, his car just flashes because there's still things going off in it.

It's the one funny gag in the whole movie.

And they don't do it long enough, but they do.

Like he drives and everything seems fine.

And then he turns the corner and starts flashing again, and it's great.

That's funny.

It is very funny.

But outside of that, terrible.

Such a bad movie.

Yeah, I don't think I've seen that movie since puberty, probably.

I think you saw it at the perfect time to see it, at the perfect year to see it.

Not worth revisiting.

But it is on YouTube.

So wait, does that mean you saw it again after you were eight?

No, I don't think I've seen it since I turned, since I hit puberty.

Eight?

I hit puberty at 13.

I'm saying I don't think I've seen it.

Okay.

Right.

But you've seen it after that, right?

Dalon has his notebook out like he's in LA Noir and he's like, wait a second.

Next to doubt.

Doubt.

I'm doubting you.

No, for some reason, I just couldn't comprehend you watching it after it came out.

I didn't see it at the theater.

I think I probably saw it on a VHS tape at a friend's center.

Okay, okay.

When I was somewhere around seven, eight, or nine, and I didn't see it.

And then you watched it again when you were like 13.

And then you watched it again recently?

At what time did you watch on YouTube like me, Jeff?

That movie, the reason I brought up puberty is just like a milestone in a kid's life that you can mark things by.

But also, I think I probably would have appreciated the movie more post-puberty because I would have been a horny little Jeff, you know?

But I saw it when I was a kid when boobs meant nothing to me.

So, yeah.

Why don't you do your first pubic viewing of losing?

What, dude, what?

Dude, actually, for so alright, a while back, I was going to watch the I tried to watch the ski movie Hot Dog.

You know that one?

Hell yeah.

You mentioned it before.

I made it about 14 minutes in, and I had to turn it off because I was offended by all of the comical sexual assault.

And I was just like, this is, everybody's going to jail.

I cannot watch this.

I'm going to go to hell for watching this.

And this was like a PG movie when I was a kid.

It's fucking crazy.

Not literally a PG movie, but you know what I mean?

It was like a movie that every kid saw when I was a kid growing up.

It's just like, it's so stark how much the world has changed in my lifetime.

It's like,

I don't think I should watch.

I don't think I should watch Losing It either.

No, no, you shouldn't.

There's a large subplot about the main supposed to be likable character wanting to buy roofies in Mexico and being very excited about it.

It's oh, I remember that.

Yeah.

Or was it busted loose where they were trying to buy Spanish fly?

No, no, no, it was losing it.

It's Spanish fly.

He's losing it.

That's what they call it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's not great.

It sounds bad.

if we can get away from this whole uh topic can i shift gears a little bit and yeah uh

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That was a great palate cleanse, Eric.

Thank you.

I appreciate this.

Yeah, yeah.

Just had to keep an eye on it.

Yeah, there you go.

Can I pivot to another palette cleanse?

Yeah.

Please.

Please.

I went to Home Depot on Saturday to buy some stuff for the house and my house, not the fucking office house.

And I,

while I was there, I realized I had to take a bad piss.

Like, I gotta go.

Like,

being an old old dude is a lot.

Being an old dude is kind of like being six again, where you go from like zero to, I'm gonna piss my pants in like eight seconds.

You're like, I think I have to pee.

And then you go, I think I'm gonna pee right now.

You're like, how did that happen?

But it's like, it's also inconsistent.

Like, sometimes that doesn't happen.

And then just like one day, it's like, no, no, today's the day you're going to piss your pants.

And so I ran.

I was like talking to Emily.

She was looking at plants or something.

I was like, I'm going to go run, find the bathroom, take a piss real fast.

Of course, it was all the way on the other side of Home Depot.

So I was doing like the piss walk and trying not to hold my dick as I walked because I was really trying to keep it in.

And then I've never experienced this before, but it's on the far wall where like the lumber and like sheetrock and stuff is.

And

I was about an aisle out from the bathroom.

I can see the break in the wall.

It's just like it's not a door or anything.

It's just like a hallway you go in and take a left.

And

more than an aisle out, I started to smell human waste.

And I thought,

oh, no.

Am I smelling that?

I'm like, wow,

they need to clean the bathroom or something.

That's, they must be having plumbing problems, right?

And it became so intense that I felt as almost as if I was pushing against the poop-smelling air as I got closer and closer.

It was so dense.

And I was like, I got to a point where I thought, if I didn't have to pee this terribly, I would not walk into this bathroom.

Like, I don't know what's wrong with this.

I expect to walk in and there to be a sign that says, like, do not use and just like puddles of shit everywhere bubbling up out of spigots in the ground or something, you know?

And, but I have, I'm going to pee my pants otherwise.

So I go in and as I'm going in, I hear somebody take one of my shits.

You know what my shits sound like, right?

They're like an explosion and it's painful and it's like, and it sounds like somebody's painting a wall.

And, and I go, whoa.

And I look and the first, uh, the first stall over there is just me and then a stall that's shut.

And as soon as the guy takes his dump, he goes,

And I thought, that's the grossest thing I've heard somebody do after

a loud shit.

And so I run over and I'm trying to pee real fast and then trying to wash my hands and get out of there.

And in the like, however long that took, not terribly long, that guy, he shit another four times to five total while I was in there.

And every time after he exploded, he would go,

and then as I was washing my hands, he flushed the toilet.

And I thought, I cannot see the human being that made this.

So I ran out of the bathroom.

I did not want to make eye contact with that, whatever

human that is.

No, I just didn't want to know.

Because if there was something so unsettling about how satisfied he was verbally with each time he exploded like it's almost as if he was like goodwin nailed it yeah miss your chance to meet the equalizer really

exactly right and when i do it i go oh dear god i i'm so sorry i'm alive you know and i'm like i hope no other human being on earth heard this unless i'm recording it for y'all of course and uh and there was just something about the confidence and pleasure with which he was

that just made me think he's he's probably a stone cold killer and so i didn't want to be around him

maybe it's something you get in later life i don't know he definitely sounded older than i did than i than i am you know yeah i i envisioned him older for some reason i assume he's like an older dude with gray hair you know

because it wouldn't be someone who's like 21 and then doing

and that is uh that's my one thing for this podcast that's all i had this week so oh i'm done oh man

that was a nice palette cleanse away from the cats yeah thanks would you ever Dave England style it if you had to?

Like in a public bathroom?

No, no.

You know, when you took a shit or whatever in the toilet that's just because Home Depot filled with toilets.

Oh, you mean the display toilet?

Yeah, the display.

You really had to pee.

If I really had to pee, would I piss in a display toilet?

Yeah, I would use the display toilet.

It's surely better just to piss on the floor at that point.

You got to find a trash can.

You got to piss in a trash can, right?

I didn't even consider that.

If it was that bad, I would have run outside and just pissed against the wall, probably.

That's interesting.

Like in like the garden, like in the garden section?

Yeah, like in the back of the garden section.

Piss on the wall.

You're already there with Emily.

It's perfect.

You don't need to go anywhere.

I just scream like, don't look at me.

I'm so sorry.

All this sod smells like piss.

We're going to buy it anyway.

If you pissed in the display toilet, wouldn't it just leak out the back of the toilet?

I guess it would, wouldn't it?

Where did you think it went?

i just kind of imagined it holding it you would basically just be covering an unpurchased toilet in piss now requiring you to buy the toilet probably holding it and it doesn't hold it yeah you know like how the water just holds

isn't it held by the water in the pipe it is yeah yeah exactly but i'm just saying in my imagination that's what would happen i would be just i haven't thought about

so like the p-trap you guys have installed on all these display toilets it's gonna help here or what how often do you guys yeah how often do you guys empty the piss traps on these toilets

uncork it

i just yeah i'd be shocked i'd never thought about it but if i had to panic pee in a display toilet i would have assumed that it would have helped let's let's go around and say where we would panic pee in

let's say a home depot that's fine uh let's start with nick nick where would you panic pee in the home depot

i've got my if the bathroom is no option.

Yeah.

I'm going outside.

Okay.

And I'm going to hot dog out.

I'm going out to the garden section.

Yeah.

Okay.

I'm going behind the mulch.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Behind the mulch.

So he took my answer.

Yeah, he did.

He stole it.

He heard what you said, and he said, I'll just.

It's like, Nick, it's okay.

It's not a draft.

Yeah, he truly puts it.

I kind of put you at a disadvantage, Jeff Louis.

He's going behind the Dillow QP.

And it can't be the same place.

Oh, man.

I'm going to piss.

I'm going to go into the garden section, and

I'm going to piss on the perennials.

Okay.

Gavin, where would you piss?

I'd probably just start peeking around little staff-only areas, little doors, and I'd just piss in the mop bucket or something.

Oh,

I'd take the mop out, have a piss in that, then I'd rinse it out, get it nice and clean, and then put it back.

You're You're at the Home Depot cleaning out the employee bucket.

Yeah, I mean,

don't worry about this.

Oh,

I got a great one.

Oh, yeah.

Can I change my answer?

Sure.

Of course.

I would piss in one of the orange five-gallon buckets that you got.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's exactly what I was going to say, but I'll change my answer to the

overhead, the ceiling fan and light section and just sort of.

Yeah, there's never anybody in there.

Nuh-uh.

No, it's empty there's no one looking at ceiling fans and overhead lights at the home depot i know that it's like the most lit area but no one's no one's gonna come over and help you no one's over there anyway so i feel like you can get away with it over there i would consider uh-huh near the paint mixer to cover the noise that's

nobody can hear you pee That's a manned paint mixer.

Yeah, the problem with the paint mixer is that an employee works it and it's in the middle front of every Home Depot I've ever been to.

Do you think you could pull off?

Because it's like a, there's like a, they're surrounded, right?

They're boxed in by the, like a big, like horseshoe-shaped

table desk.

Yeah.

Yeah, desk.

And it's a little higher than a normal one.

Do you think while they're like you could go give somebody a couple of cans of paint to shake up for you and then stand there and just be having a conversation with them and pissing below the level of the table and they would never know.

This is where it turns into an 80s comedy, and you piss into an empty can, and then that gets mixed in with the ones that need mixing.

Yeah,

it goes to your principal's house, and he paints his walls with your piss paint.

Yeah, somebody gets Tom Cruise on the phone.

Maybe that's what happened in our little gaming room.

Oh, oh, yo, you think so?

That's why it smells like piss.

Yeah,

we should film Losing It 2.

Found it.

Yeah, Gavin.

Gavin brought over a cat piss smell to our new house.

Yeah.

I mean, it was that before.

I got that.

If you say something.

Yeah, I don't know about that.

I mean, I haven't smelt it, but.

It's weird how it has its strong days and its not strong days.

Are the strong days the day that Gavin's there and the not strong days the days when Gavin's not there?

You know, you know, I hadn't connected those dots.

I think it's when you blast the AC.

It goes away.

I think it comes.

Oh.

I feel like it's when it's hot and still in there.

That's when it really starts to permeate.

Also, can we stop pissing in that room, please?

There's a bathroom right next to you.

I got to say no deal.

It's not my fault they put the paint mixer in there.

Do you think you could piss while having a conversation with someone without even knowing you're pissing?

Oh, no.

No, the second part probably not.

I mean, half the time I'm texting you, I'm shitting.

Yeah, but I'm not looking at your face.

That's true.

And you're not trying to to hide it i think i could i think i could yeah

might be an interesting challenge just in the middle of our conversation suddenly you hear the toilet flush and you're like wait a minute i never broke broke eye contact with you well i just think maybe we should stand at a hidden table and have five conversations with someone but one of the times they were pissing oh eye contact piss roulette yeah i like that and see if they can hold it together enough to

Keep it on the down low while they're pissing.

How about you can't leave the table until you piss?

And if you get caught pissing, you lose.

But everyone only has one chance to say you're pissing.

There's like a piss buzzer.

Yeah, yeah.

It's like, yeah, it's like a one-time uno.

This

is fetish content.

Is that

happening?

Yeah.

Is this?

Yeah, this is fetish content, is what it feels like.

Okay, let's not make it fetish content.

Everyone's playing Mile High Club at the same time.

Yeah, I just think.

Well, hold on.

Is there money in fetish content?

I think there's a lot of money in it, probably.

Yeah.

I'd assume.

Have I talked about my gumpler idea?

Gumpler?

Yeah.

What's a gumpler?

Oh, interesting.

Yeah, what do you think the gumpler is?

Gumpler.

So it's probably Gerpler adjacent.

It's got to be Gerpler and Forest Gump related, doesn't it?

Gumpler?

Just Tom Hanks's Gerpler?

The Gumpler?

Maybe it's like a shrimp thing.

Maybe it's like coat shrimp.

Oh, oh, oh, like it's a

sheller maybe?

What is it?

Shrimp?

No, no, it's like a shrimp cocktail.

It's just like the ultimate shrimp cocktail holder.

Why would that be called a gumpler?

Because of Bubba Gump Shrimp Company.

Oh, still in the forest gump thing.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yeah.

Are there any other gumps than forest gump?

I can't think of any.

Is it a piece of gum the size of a gerbler?

Oh, no.

Do you want me to tell you?

No.

Well, obviously.

No, no.

No, not yet.

No, not yet.

Keep going.

We got to have...

Nick hasn't had a guess yet.

Gumpler.

Gump shit.

No.

No, the problem is the lure really doesn't mean anything for the gerbler, so it's hard to.

The plur really doesn't.

Yeah.

Yeah, the p-l-e-r is the confusing thing.

Gum.

Yeah.

Gum.

I've got no idea.

Is it a mouth guard?

Oh, oh,

that's really good.

It's a mouth guard so you don't grind your teeth when you're sleeping or participating in something else.

I'll give you a hint.

It's a type of Gerpler.

Okay.

Is it one that it's hidden out of view from everyone when you go on Australian TV?

Wasn't hidden out of view, and there are three of them.

Not the thing I didn't, I mean, I couldn't really see them, but that's neither here nor there, I suppose.

I don't think there were enough pixels in that video to show them off.

Is it like a shot glass?

Like, it's bigger than a baby GURP, but smaller than a Gerpler?

No, I feel like a Gumpler has to be bigger than a Gerpler, right?

Because we've talked about baby GURP, Lil Gerp, Gerpl Jr.,

and then the big one, which was going to be Gerp, Gerpple X, right?

The one that was, yeah, that Jack had to wear on

his biggest Pro Max.

Gripple Pro Max.

What is the Gumpler, Gavin?

It is, in my head, a gummy Gerpler.

You know, those five-pound gummy bears, right?

It would be that melted down and reformed into a cup.

Dumpler.

And I think we should make one.

I think we should take green gummy bears and purple gummy bears

and reset them as a Gerpler.

I think this is a fucking awesome idea.

And I so we have to make one then, yeah?

I think so.

And I also want to see if it will hold liquid like a real Gerpler.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because I assume it would.

We can probably double boil some gummies.

I assume that would melt.

Yeah, I gotta look at like green gummy bears and just see if I can buy them like by some sort of a cup form.

Yeah, well cup.

Cup mold.

Couldn't you just pour it inside the gerpler and have it like you just have to like swish it around a lot?

Like I don't know what you could do.

Yeah, but how would it set?

It would just you'd just make a little puck at the bottom of a gerpler.

No, you gotta like you gotta like move the cup around a lot so it's like hanging to like the outside.

And then you pour you pour green all on the inside and purple all on the outside, and then you cut the bottom.

How do you pour on the outside of a cup?

you theoretically could

pour it like have the gerpler be upside down pour it on top of the upside down gerpler and then you would have a shell of the gerpler right right but it's liquid when you pour it yeah but it will harden because it's sugar

how did jeff do this after puberty uh what if we

cup cup mold i don't know what i'm gonna oh there are it looks like it looks like we can get like a silicone cup mold oh that's easy easy.

That's what we need.

Yeah.

Latte cup silicone mold.

Yeah, I'm trying to find bigger than like shot glasses.

Yeah, I mean,

dude, honestly,

this is like to be able to like make five inches by two and a half inches is not Gerpler size, but we have to start somewhere, more of a proof of concept than anything.

This one's like a latte cup.

Oh, a latte cup, a little latte cup, coupler?

Yeah.

Yeah, like, so that way, and we can, and then you you can, like, get coffee with it, and it can melt, and it'll make your coffee worse.

Like, that's pretty interesting, right?

Like, wouldn't that be, wouldn't that be cool to, like, make your coffee worse?

Wait, what is one inch deep?

What is this?

It's like a mold, I think, for

mold.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that was sort of.

Yeah.

Silicone mold.

It says it.

Yeah, but that's just going to be a solid piece.

Right.

Here.

Hold on.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Check it out.

You know?

Hold on.

i don't know yeah

hold on coffee cup silicone mold oh okay yeah i got it have a look at this yeah that looks that's

shot glasses yeah i can find shot glass molds but i i'm trying to find something bigger than that yeah i think that's a a good sample starter testing you can definitely make a gumpler with that right yeah for sure uh yeah i think so

make a bunch of them yeah what would you put in your gumpler gavin well if it was that big i assume I'd put a Bailey's or something.

Bailey's in the gumpler?

Yeah, yeah, Bailey's on ice.

By that, we could build like little tubes full of

gummy bear that we could stick into a real gerbler, like a telescopic gumpler.

Yeah, you could freeze it, and then that could be your gerbil ice.

Gumple ice for your gerpil.

Gumple ice for your gerples.

Could be a great format to bring that dodge the bob.

Oh, bobril.

I would definitely have a Bob Roll shot out of a Gumpler.

That's what we got to do.

Have a hot bob roll out of a cold gumpler.

A bobrill shot out of a gumpler feels like I'm having a stroke.

Yet somehow it's a really cool piece of supplemental content that we can now make.

Oh, it sounds great.

I love it.

Oh, should I buy this thing?

Yeah.

Oh, definitely.

Don't buy Eric's one, though.

I don't even know what that is.

No, it would work.

I found this one.

It's a resin cast.

So

you can sort of like make it.

It's like, here's molds, and then you pour stuff into the molds.

Okay.

And then you take the silicone off, and then you have

a cup.

Is that food safe?

That one?

That's got pencils in it.

Yeah, I don't think you have to eat the pencils.

Andrews.

Now we're worried about

the food safe.

Yeah, no kidding.

Now we're worried.

Christ.

All of a sudden.

Oh, we got got these pencils?

Yeah, well, I don't know what you're concerned about.

Jeez.

Let me look at this thing.

Sorry, I was buying the other one.

Hold on.

Let me look at this thing.

Okay.

There's something to it.

I don't know what, but something.

What if?

No, no, what if this for a mold?

Yeah, this will work.

No, no.

Get a big,

get an actual Gerpler.

Pour the stuff into it, fill it, and then just put a smaller cup in it.

Okay.

Okay.

What?

You're a genius.

What?

Wouldn't that work?

I mean, we were talking about pouring it into a Gerpler earlier, but you seemed upset.

So we stopped.

So we went down outside of Gerpler.

So we just went down like a different avenue.

We got a lot of different approaches.

You can test multiple ways.

Does anybody have a Gerpler they want to sacrifice for the testing of this?

Kevin has three.

We have.

That's a good point.

Yeah, but we still need...

Did we ever make a smaller one?

Not yet.

No, I always wanted to.

Make Gerpl Jr.

We just need one that's a similar

similar style like ratio-wise, but a bit smaller to put as the inside of the mold.

So we want gummy bears, right?

Yep.

Yeah.

Okay.

I just sent a link for some bulk gummy bears we can buy.

Looks like eight pound or five pounds here.

So that might be good.

It's a lot of gerps.

A lot of gumplers.

And then let me see if we can get purple.

There are purple gummy bears also in bulk bags.

Perfect.

So

we can do that.

That's all supplemental.

I wonder if Gracie would want to get involved.

I was just edited both of those old videos, the apple pie and the melon one.

And I just really like editing Gracie.

Me and Nick saw her yesterday for 100% eat, and she said that now that we have a place and everything, she wants to come and play.

She calls hanging out and filming stuff playing.

She wants to be in play mode and

she wants to come and play.

Yes.

Why don't you just pause it?

Why don't you just text her then?

Gumplers, are you in?

Yeah, text her right now.

Are you in for Gumplers?

Yeah.

Okay.

All right.

I'll text her right now.

I'm buying some different sized Gerpel-esque cups for us to try out.

Did you order those Gummy Bears too or no?

I haven't ordered the Gummy Bears.

Yeah, let me do that.

Gumplers?

Gumplers question mark or just Gumplers period.

Are you in?

Question mark.

Yes.

Gumplers period.

Are you in?

Got it.

Okay.

I have texted you.

She needs to know which show.

I wrote exactly what you guys told me.

Regulation Regulation gumplers.

I'll let you know if she texts me back.

Okay.

Good tonight.

Yeah.

So are you imagining that like we melt down all the greens in one thing and then purples in the other thing?

And then you sort of like mix or what's the you like pour the green, let it start to solidify, and then pour the purple over.

Oh, really?

Make it like an omegray.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It would look like the girl gumpler.

Yeah, I see.

Okay.

Gracie simply said, I beg your pardon.

Yeah, that's fair.

That's not a yes.

It's not a no, though.

How many bags of this shit do I need to buy?

Uh,

just one five-pound bag each.

Okay, one of purple.

Yeah, one of purple, and then one of the green in the link above.

And that should be fine.

Am I saying anything else to Gracie, or is that it?

I think you're good.

I think she's good by the sounds.

You can clarify with regulation gumpla.

Okay.

Albanese sent apple crisp.

I got a weird email yesterday.

Oh, yeah.

Got an email from a service saying, hey, your phone number has been

attached to a different account.

Just a heads up.

The phone number on your account was just registered on a different account.

And so I looked at it.

It was one of my old phone numbers that I don't use, obviously, anymore.

And I thought, oh, that's funny.

I guess it's back in servers because I had an issue in the past where I went to try to recover an email or something

and it was connected to that, and I couldn't change it.

And I called the number just to see if it was still in service, and it wasn't at that time.

So I got the alert saying that someone had used it.

So I checked, it was already, it was still saved in my phone.

So I just texted them, hey,

and then waited.

And I got a response.

Yeah, I just texted my own phone number because it was mine.

It was already my phone.

I said, hey,

they replied eventually, hi.

And then there was a delay.

Is this Bob?

And then a bunch of like

messing with you faces.

Like, I guess Bob's a prankster, I'm assuming.

And then I just replied back that it was me, that I used to have the number.

I saw that they had registered just saying hi.

If they need me to change any numbers,

let them know.

Just let me know.

I don't know if I'm sitting on something with that number that I'm not using anymore.

Like, it's just applied to an account and it's blocking.

And then they said that I guess they're trying to sync their Microsoft account and it was tied to a Microsoft account of mine.

So my name kept popping up.

They're already familiar with it.

And I thought it was a real pleasant interaction overall.

But they have called me four times since then.

And I just don't want to talk to this person.

It has become an annoyance.

Because I texted them.

They could text me if they want to, if they need something.

Why are they calling me?

I look about me somebody who's older.

Yeah.

But we've texted already.

We've gotten like seven texts back and forth.

We've both introduced ourselves.

I feel like we've set up a rapport and

now they just keep calling and it's annoying.

They might think about texting is how you think about phone calls.

I think they think that I'm Bob.

I don't think they believe that it's not Bob and they keep calling to...

That's my theory.

I don't know why else they would be calling me.

But why would they think you're Bob?

I think that Bob sounds like a real prankster, and I think they just don't believe the story that I told them that I just used to have that number, and I was just texting.

So they think their friend Bob has a different number?

I think they think that Bob is pulling a joke on them is my belief.

But they keep calling.

They didn't leave a voicemail on any of the calls.

They did leave one, but it was like they clearly just didn't hang up in time.

They didn't say anything.

Can you send like a voice note proving that you're not Bob?

Yeah, I guess.

That sounds like the kind of thing Bob would engineer to look like it's not him, though.

Bob's Bob's a prankster, after all.

I would argue the more you try to explain to them you're not Bob, the more they're going to think you're Bob.

Yeah, I don't really know what to do because I don't really want to answer their phone call.

Oh, I kind of feel like you should.

Because I'm also kind of convinced that they're mad at me for some reason.

They're mad at you?

I don't.

I just feel like that could be a possibility that they want to yell at me.

For some reason, what have you done?

I haven't done anything.

I think they want to yell at me.

you think you could get in touch with Bob yourself?

Oh, that's a

pretty common name, unfortunately.

I don't know how I track down just Bob.

Well, you'd have to check him down through their social media, probably.

See, this is, I don't know, I feel like it's getting deeper than I care about.

I beg your pardon.

I'll take one if that's the question, is Gracie's.

Gracie just says she'll just take a Gerpler.

Just say we have to make them.

Oh, yeah yeah text her she knows bob

maybe she can connect us

we have to make them okay

yeah yeah we have to make them first do you want me to say do you we have to make them do you want to help do you want to yeah there you go because then she's now now she's successfully tricked into doing something yeah perfect Have you ever thought that maybe the universe is trying to get you to be this Bob?

It could be.

Like maybe it's a sort of a touched by an angel situation where you're going to show up in their lives or even like quantum leap and provide some sort of a

you know service to a family in need that helps them along in their journey.

Well, here's the thing.

I technically don't know if it's them calling me because they were all private number calls.

It just said private number.

Wait, you think just a withheld number is them?

I assume so, because like, what are the odds that I text a random person and then I also receive four private number calls on the same day my phone rings all the time with just random numbers and private numbers i don't see it doesn't for me i almost never get private should i text them and ask if they're calling me yeah yeah i'll do that right now sorry i missed a i missed a few calls ask them if they want a gumpler

the most insane part of this to me is that this person is unknowingly texting someone, assuming they're Bob, but this person has an alter ego who is a prankster prankster named Johnny Caviar.

So they just think it's the wrong jokester.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

They're talking to a jokester.

Oh, my God.

Four.

This is like when you try to hire an assassin, but you hire the wrong assassin, but they're still an assassin.

Okay.

I'll see if they reply.

What does a text to an assassin look like?

Is it just like a name, a picture?

Probably like GPS coordinates.

Yeah, like what if you just got one?

Would you think, oh, I guess I should just be an assassin?

I should just go to this location and kill whoever's there.

Or warn them.

Or warn them.

Yeah.

I think if I just got random, I just got randomly.

If I just randomly got GPS coordinates, like latitude and longitude, and just a little picture of a

moji

of a...

green light, I'm running as far away from those coordinates as humanly possible.

That's the the last place on earth I need to be.

I think you're going to Google where it is first.

And then oh, yeah, of course.

Of course, I'm going to do that.

Oh, fuck.

It's three blocks away.

It's just a text saying, yeah, so I thought about it.

I don't think we should kill Bob.

It's like the most menacing.

What's the best random text any of you have ever gotten?

You ever get a good one?

Kind of blocked, typically.

Yeah.

I got one earlier,

a random text earlier today asking if I wanted to pay for some recipes for somebody's cookbook.

It was some sort of spam.

I didn't do that.

Pay for recipes?

Yeah, it was like, hi, I'm so-and-so, and I'm

trying to use

my family's recipes to further myself.

And if you are interested and you want to buy my recipe, I don't know.

I didn't read the whole thing.

It was just potions?

Reported it as joke.

Yeah, what kind of recipe?

And I wonder what kind of recipes is you assume it's food, but it's got to be magic.

Is there a way of

deleted texts?

Probably not.

My partner has a funny problem where somebody has mistaken their phone number

for

their own, like they're giving out the wrong number.

They keep giving my partner's phone number to people thinking it's their number.

And so they're constantly getting texts from like friends of this person and or things that they've signed up for.

But it's largely friends friends and they just ignore it.

And if it was me, oh man, would I be getting in the mix?

How are they doing that multiple times?

Maybe they saved themselves as a contact with the wrong number?

Like surely you wouldn't say the wrong number.

I think you could easily say the wrong number.

I could absolutely imagine me getting my number wrong by like one digit or like accidentally flipping it when I say it.

Yeah, but wrong in the same way multiple times?

I think so.

Yeah, if I just lock it in in the wrong way, I absolutely could see myself doing that.

That's me.

I feel like this is a problem that is not nearly as prevalent as it used to be earlier in my lifetime.

When you would get wrong numbers constantly back in the days when people had to recite or write down phone numbers, but now, like, if you meet somebody and you want to get each other's phone number, you just text them and then you save their contact information, right?

You like never, I don't imagine, I would wager a lot of people don't even know their own phone number.

Oh, I didn't for a long time.

I know, I know mine, my wife's, my daughter's, and Bernie's for some reason.

I can't forget it.

I've lived in this country so long, I started to forget my UK phone number.

And the one that's replaced it is my first UK phone number because I'm on my second number in the UK.

And that one's gone.

And I've remembered the first one, which is completely useless to me.

And I don't know why that one stuck.

It's like I remember my locker combination for sixth grade, but I don't remember any other locker combination.

What was it?

1136 13

1136 13.

i've never used it on anything else but i can't get it out of my head and i anytime i look at a new like twisty lock i'm like oh fuck 1136 13.

it is hard to forget the first stuff you remember yeah i still remember the first thing i was impressed by what was the first thing you were impressed by what

i think as a kid you're often impressed by fur like by stuff that's shit Yeah.

But it's just the first time you've seen it.

So it's like, whoa.

I was impressed by a wet book.

What do you mean?

It was a book that had been rained on and it dried all wavy.

And I'm blown away by that.

I was like, that is brilliant.

It's like a book, but it's wavy.

I think you almost don't know what impressed means.

What do you mean?

I thought it was great.

Crazy.

I used to take it out of the bookcase and show it to people when they came over.

I was like, like, look at that.

It was one of the first, it was one of the first weird things I saw.

I was probably three.

Maybe four.

Nick,

yeah, yeah, Nick, could you imagine your kid doing that?

Just going, like, look, look at this book.

Look at it.

It used to be wet.

Can you believe the rain's done this?

It was one of my mom's books.

Was it during the silence years?

Yeah.

Just like a cartoon character.

No, I just remember finding out from my mom it was left out in the rain and it was like the thing in the house.

Why are you leaving books out?

Just left out.

You know, this explains a lot because last time I was talking to your mom, I asked her,

do you ever think like when Gavin was a small kid, like what he'd be when he grew up?

And she was like, she was real quiet for a second.

She goes, you know, honestly, I never did.

And now I understand why.

I don't think they had high hopes.

Do you think you still have the book?

They were like, oh, Christ, Grammy's going to come over and Gavin's going to bring out the wet book again the wet book well it wasn't it wasn't wet anymore it was just was once wet yeah no we get it we get it yeah did you ever try to wet it again to make it go back to normal no

did you heat it up

no

oh i was also impressed by uh um like pool cues at like watching the mirror up up front on on someone's hand i was like is it doing that on its own or is someone put is is he pushing it i was like that's amazing i used to to love watching people play pool.

I used to love watching wheels go around.

I love the wet book.

Like, do you not have anything like that?

That's like really regular, shitty stuff.

Somebody just clipped that sentence where Gavin said all the things that impossible.

Like, you'll go round and wet book.

I thought they were brilliant.

Honestly,

they were so good.

Dude, this is...

What?

I wish I did, Gav, but I was too busy slamming my dick in the toilets.

I was on a different path than you.

See, I would rather whip that out than what you were doing.

I don't think I had anything like that.

I definitely didn't have a wet book.

I love that you had.

I didn't have a wet book.

You were surely impressed by something an early

kind of.

Absolutely.

I just, I didn't have like a go-to.

There wasn't like a thing I would show people and be like, look at this fucking crazy.

You see the waves on this page?

We've talked in the past about

my go-to story as a kid was when the wind rang the doorbell.

Yeah.

Which was a banger.

And now they just get stuck.

They just get burned in.

You see, I opened the door and there was nobody there.

Crazy.

Oh, fuck.

I immediately turned around and started reading my wet book.

Do you remember what the book was?

Oh, yeah.

Was it like a thick book?

Was it a small book?

It was probably like an inch thick.

Okay.

Do you think your family still has it?

I don't know.

People don't really throw books away.

It might have been donated.

Not a wet book.

I'm donating that.

To be honest,

if there was a point where my mom was like, oh, I'm going to get rid of all these old books and I was my age now, I would have a quick rummage for the wet one.

You have to.

You have to find the wet one.

Of course.

The foundational moment in your life.

Well, yeah.

And when people come over, you have to have something to show them.

Now you.

You left out the part where you pissed on this book, right?

Like, that's how it got wet.

Yeah, it's a piss book.

Yeah, it's a piss book.

I was finally like a wrong pisser.

I just pissed my pants in the toilet toilet like a normal kid.

Do you have any other wet opinions?

You have a positive wet and a negative wet, which I didn't expect.

I think most wet is negative.

He also likes, you also like wet works, though, right?

We talked about that.

Oh, yeah.

Forever ago.

Yeah.

Wet works?

Yeah, I think it was we were talking about Johnny Mnemonic or something in

wetware.

Yeah, wetware is brilliant.

It's how they attach the wires to the rat.

Do you think you could recreate the wavy book?

No.

I was going to say next time it rains, you should throw a book out there.

Well, what book am I going to sacrifice?

You got one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, or what?

Oh, I've got a philosopher's stone I could leave out there.

There you go.

Yeah, go ahead.

Dude, feel free to piss on that one, too.

Yeah.

I guess it's a bad book, just because I want you to piss on something.

Yeah.

It's a weird request.

Yeah.

Jeff's really locked into the fetish content.

Do you think a book that dried from pee would dry differently than a book that dried from rain?

Different color?

I mean, only one way to find out.

Gavin?

I don't think I need to know.

I mean, maybe I'll piss on it after

weird.

Let's talk about kittens again.

Gracie texted back and just said when.

Sweet.

I didn't get a text back.

Oh, bummer.

Yeah.

Sorry, man.

I think, by the way, I think I discovered where it all went wrong for humanity.

I feel like

people are pretty much unhappy no matter where they are these days.

And I think it's to do with Pluto.

I think when Pluto got declassified, humanity got less happy.

Because we lost a planet?

Yeah.

Yeah, like some mysticism went away where

the planets were magical and unalterable.

And then we altered the planets and now things are different.

I feel kind of that way about Bronosaurus, too.

Oh, that's another good one so i think we should even though they're wrong like even though i think there's like bigger stuff than pluto that's not a planet and there's like better orbits than pluto that isn't a planet i think we should just try for a year putting it back in and seeing if it's it's good for morale yeah see i feel the opposite i don't care at all about the planets i think if if saturn went away totally unaffected by it

Saturn's the cool one, man.

Saturn's a banger.

What do you mean?

That's a a top-tier planet, dude.

It's a gas giant.

It floats.

It's got a ring.

Yeah.

I'm not saying it's not a good planet, but let's say Saturn vanished.

It disappeared.

I wouldn't care.

Somebody wouldn't, I wouldn't even be aware that it happened.

My life would just continue on.

And then someone would say, hey, you hear about Saturn?

I'd say, no.

And they'd tell me and I go.

You could say the same for like a guy somewhere.

What?

Maybe his name's Saturn.

Stephen Saturn is gone.

Did he get left out in the rain?

Yeah, somebody pissed on him.

What if there was some guy?

He lives in Latvia.

You've never met him.

You never will.

He vanished.

Wouldn't change your life at all.

I'd be way more impacted by that than the planet.

Okay, it just happened.

That sucks.

I hope he gets found, I guess.

What about all the aliens that are secretly living on Saturn?

Whole communities, families.

Potentially.

Saturn has some good moons as well.

Does.

I've played Starfield.

There was nothing there.

That was an empty one.

What happens to the moons when the planet blinks out yeah what if it hurled one of its moons back across the solar system because it's not orbiting saturn anymore that sounds like a problem for someone for you could be a problem for you well it could be then i'd be really worried about it

i'm not saying we should remove saturn i'm just saying that unless like there was some effect to the earth it would really unin it just would wouldn't move me i'm indifferent to planets So, where do you think it all went wrong, Andrew?

If it's not the Bronosaurus and it's not Saturn.

Losing it, I think, is the.

We've never recovered as a society.

That's before you were born.

So, does that mean you've never been happy?

No, I've definitely been happy.

I don't think my happiness, though, is an indicator of where things went wrong.

Do you think you were more happy or less happy before 2007?

Oh, way more happy.

I'm telling you.

Significantly happier.

Post-2007.

Oh, post-2007.

Post-2007.

Yeah, way happier.

Oh, sorry.

Didn't everything go wrong when we turned on the Hadron Collider?

Wasn't that what screwed us all?

Now we're all dead or something?

Or we're in an alternate universe or possibly.

Everything got all muxed up.

Yeah, I don't care about any of that.

If the Mandela effect, like if it was...

Confirmed somehow that we were we shifted universes, don't care.

Doesn't matter.

I feel like that would be podcast material i feel like that'd be interesting to talk about it would be interesting to talk about but it's like i don't i don't really care like if it was confirmed that there are multiverses right or there are at least multiple universes that live in parallel to ours wouldn't wouldn't it be fun to try to postulate like how yes the the planet next to us is just slightly different like justin bieber has black hair but everything else is the same I would wonder if there were more versions of me that don't like pants or less.

Right.

Get into like the rick and morty of it.

Am I like in the minority of that take of me's, or is like 90% me against pants?

Because they're an Andrew out there in the universe that only wears flannel.

Fucking crazy.

When was the last time you popped on a pair of trousers?

We've talked about this, it's been over a decade.

Holy shit.

20, you know what?

2015.

2015 was the last.

It's been exactly a decade.

Or when did Destiny come out?

2014.

2014.

2014 was the last.

The first time he puts on pants is for video game launches.

I was working at a warehouse and it was before Destiny's launch and they were being audited.

So they made me put pants on.

So I had to buy sweats.

Did you have to buy that pair of pants for the

paper?

Yes.

I had audit sweats and I wore them for three days and then went back to my shorts.

Do you still have your audit sweats?

I might.

You know what?

I just got rid of a bunch of stuff.

I don't know if I got rid of my audit sweats.

What's a sit?

Let's do a check-in.

What's the situation with your headboard?

Is it still downstairs?

It's halfway up.

It's halfway there.

Made progress.

What was the reasoning behind finally getting around to it and then stopping halfway?

Because I still need to adjust some things in here.

I'm completely changing out my storage situation and my closet i'm making more space and uh once everything else is cleaned up pulling it up you're just not to that step in the project yet exactly yeah it's this whole upper level is changing it's there's a lot of shifting getting rid of beds and stuff so so when you say when you say it's halfway up

It immediately calls to mind a headboard precariously hanging halfway up a flight of stairs.

I'm assuming that's not the case.

You mean that the work upstairs is halfway complete before you can then bring the headboard up?

Yes.

Okay.

That is an insane way of saying that.

You know, I just learned that Pluto went away, and so it's really thrown me.

Still reeling.

I apologize.

That's honey.

Just to be clear, it's still there.

The actual bull.

Yeah, but it's not a planet, right?

So

if you had to blow up one planet, which one do you pick?

Whoa, it was not.

They said it was not.

That's crazy.

Then who called me four times?

Who the fuck was that?

That's now we got a mystery.

See, now that sounds like a cool you should have oughts it.

Now I got to answer this private call.

This is crazy.

I hope they call again.

Who keeps calling me?

That's, yeah.

Before

we wrap up, I have one more clip that I think is really funny.

Oh, shit.

I got a clip.

And to be specific, the audience has a clip.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Gavis does a blowable planet, too.

He does.

I have a counter to this,

but it's still very funny.

This is the clip.

Andrew is.

Andrew's always asking very inquisitive questions while I play Halo.

He's a get to know each other, even still, to this point.

Of course.

He asked me why I was interested in, or how I got into slow-mo what made me interested

And I said it was an episode of Tom and Jerry great episode great episode I want to obviously that was in reference to me bashing the Australian morning show seems like a really cool question there Andrew.

Yeah, I mean that's hilarious.

I I would argue two things one I was asking more about your interest generally not how you started your channel Second of all I did not ask you to do an interview.

This was not, we weren't conducting an interview.

We're just playing Halo.

it's just yeah but you wanted me to answer the question otherwise yeah but it was small time it's different than but but his time with you in that moment was infinite and he wasn't looking at the clock i'm sure if you said now gavin only has time for seven more questions that probably wouldn't have come up no i would not ask that question if i was conducting a proper interview with gavin i would not ask that Very interesting.

Audience there with a banger clip.

Yeah, I just replied with like a huge string of laughter.

It was great.

I laughed so hard.

Also, I don't have it, but I hear there's a clip of like a year ago of Gavin betting Eric $100 that GTA 6 won't get delayed into 2026.

Who bet which way?

Didn't I say that it would get delayed?

I think he said that it wouldn't.

I don't know.

I'd have to go find the clip.

I saw it on Reddit this morning.

Here's the thing.

Really?

If it's getting, if, if Gavin said it's not getting delayed and I said it is, then I'm happy with this bet.

But if it was the other way, I don't think it happened and I don't remember it.

Similar sort of of vibe you bring to Pico Park there.

Yeah.

Yeah, you know, it is what it is.

Laughing with this thing.

Oh, it's so painful.

Oh, are we ending with behind the mask?

Oh, wow.

Real quick, Gavin, why are you blowing up Mars?

I don't think I would do Mars.

I hope not.

That's a big one.

I just learned that Mercury has a tail.

That was pretty cool.

Yeah.

See, when I put my mask on, it's not going to sound as funny.

Shall I go and get mine?

Yeah, please do.

Did you fall from a shooting star?

Don't.

Can you breathe better in it or?

When I'm not talking.

You sound like Bane.

I was boding to sleep.

Is that what Bane's fucking whole beef was?

He needed a C-path.

Yeah, he's got the apnea the whole time, dude.

That's crazy.

Wow, he never had good sleep, poor bastard.

No wonder he's cranky.

Yeah.

I could make it worse, actually.

One sec.

I'll be right back.

I think Neptune's the prettiest planet, but I might, I don't know.

Uranus seems obvious because a stupid name.

Yeah.

But I think I get rid of that.

Do you really say Uranus?

I guess I say Uranus.

I don't know.

Uranus.

You're going to make Uranus guy.

Either way, I'm.

Yeah, I bet you are.

Uh-huh.

All right.

I'm on the pat.

Okay, Andrew, you back?

One sec.

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Very excited about this one.

I think that this has never been attempted before in the history of podcasting, and we are going to be on the forefront, leading the edge.

As you know, we are a self-help and wellness podcast, and we try to to promote wellness.

And one of the ways that we're doing that is to de

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I present to you behind the mask.

How's it going, Gavin?

Oh,

are you at full beats?

How many?

What number is yours at?

25

God, how's it even staying

on your oh god, how's it even standing on your head?

I have been to secure it with my hand and when my mouth is closed and it fills with air.

Let's never do this again.

This is a terrible idea.

Behind the mask has a pretty short runway.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's kind of turkey when it kind of makes me want to

make you want to throw up.

Really?

You could like hiss with it.

That's cool.

You could go like

that didn't come through at all.

Fuck.

I would love to hear you guys review a movie together.

Yeah.

Do that to carry it away

from watching all the Jim Carrey movies

Okay, we need to stop this

is bad yeah Jeff you wanna you want to button this one up for us Jeff this is bad I'd

I'd uh I'd like to I'd like to end it here take it out, but I think it'd be better if Andrew did okay Andrew send us off

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