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Hello and welcome to another episode of the Regulation Podcast.

This is season two.

Episode 53 is the first episode of season two.

Congratulations, Eric, Nick, Gavin, and Andrew, and I guess to myself, Jeff, as well.

We didn't shit the bed in the first year.

Most businesses completely flush themselves down the toilet in the first year, but we're still floating around.

You shit your pants, but not the bed.

Thank you so much to the audience for supporting us and allowing us to not flush down the toilet and fail immediately absolute lootly we couldn't have done it without them the audience keeps our bet sheets clean the audience keeps us afloat like quite literally they fill our toilet reservoir a hell of a lot faster than the one in my in our office does yeah that's definitely true i was gonna say my dump room but i guess it's still part of our office uh it's your dump room though

the office dumper

Well, they designated a bathroom just for me.

Oh, you have your own shitter.

Yeah, I was

very funny about it.

Oh, that's great.

Yeah.

That's fancy.

How's everybody doing living in a season two world?

I feel so good.

I feel twice as good as I did last time we did this.

Double good.

Man, I can't wait till season 10.

I went to open my notes, but it just opened my worm names of the video.

You just blindsided away.

I can't wait to play more worms, though.

Whatever.

We spent like $120.

You're ridiculous.

I like that he blindsided us on a game of worms that we all had to pay for.

Yeah, what the hell?

We're still going to make the video.

Yeah.

If you say so.

It doesn't change anything.

Speaking of notes, actually, I have a note.

And

maybe you can help me with this, Jeff.

It just says summer movie auction debacle.

Oh, I have a note in my, let me see.

It says, this is coming up tomorrow.

So let's put those two notes together.

I think debacle is a strong strong word.

I said it at the time.

I'm going to stand by the fact that debacle is strong.

Gavin, you're going to love this.

So yesterday we did a Falcon event where we watched movie trailers of all of the movies that we incorporated into the summer movie draft, right?

Which was a great event.

We basically watched them in the order we drafted.

And so I hadn't seen most of the trailers.

It was cool to hang out and shoot the shit with the Falcons.

And things went awry really quickly, though, because we got to Clown in a Cornfield, which which is my movie.

And Andrew said, that's not your movie.

That's my movie.

And I said, no, I even went back and watched the video that we created last week just to make sure it was my movie because I was a little confused based on some of your public comments seeming to think that you have the movie.

And

Andrew goes, I'm pretty sure it's my movie.

And I go, I watched the video and I'm looking at, and Eric goes, I'm looking at the sheet.

And it says it's Jeff's movie.

And Andrew goes, don't look at the sheet.

The sheet is wrong.

What?

Wait, what?

No,

that's not exactly how things lined up.

Yeah.

So there was a, so there was another one.

Fight or flight came up.

We were watching the trailer.

Fighter flight said, whose movie is this?

And I said, Gavin.

And Andrew said, no, this is mine.

And I said, I'm looking at the sheet and it says Gavin.

And then as I'm looking at the sheet, it changed to an editable document to a view only mode.

And then Fighter Flight quickly changed from Gavin to Andrew.

So let me address both these things because these are two separate issues.

The clown in a cornfield thing, unrelated to the document issue, that's just me remembering wrong.

I thought for some reason for sure that I owned it just based off of memory.

You spent a whole worms game promoting it.

Yeah, you know, which I really appreciate, by the way.

That's exactly.

And that happened before the video even came out.

So it like shows that I just completely misremembered how that went in the draft.

Now, what happened with the document that caused the fight or flight issue is, as you may remember, it was a whole thing where it wasn't working on my computer, the initial one.

And so I had to make a new one.

And then I sent it to Eric, and then he couldn't edit it.

And it was a whole panic thing.

So I just made it public.

And the video came out, and people

found it because it was public.

And then, as a joke, swapped a bunch of the movies to being owned by Gavin.

Why?

Why do you make documents public?

I just explained why I did it.

and that instance of it was a moment of panic while we were recording and trying to get Eric access to it as immediately as possible.

I completely agree.

Not the best way to do it, but it was a panic move.

Please, audience, stop finding, stop looking for the documents and finding them.

Andrew is incapable of not making them public.

Loves putting them on the internet for the whole world to see.

I love people to see the stuff that we do.

Yeah, it's called view-only.

It's called view only mode for the for the public uh you know what that's a great point i'm not trying to argue that i did anything right here i'm just explaining why it went wrong i was it was definitely in the wrong it's the whole you being in charge of stuff yeah well if you want to take charge of it gavin you're more than welcome to you go ahead

happy to

oh sweet i'll do it sweet awesome i'll do it next year

Next year?

Well, he needs to feel three times as good.

Well, we did the movie auction already.

We're not doing it again, are we?

What do you mean?

What?

I was referencing all of the stuff relating to it, which includes sending out all of the Let's Plays to editors and scheduling and making sure it goes up on time.

You're just saying, do your entire job?

No, I'm saying that if you wanted, if you think you can do it so much better.

Well, I don't even know what I was saying.

I'm saying that I was in the wrong in this.

I don't understand.

I don't know why you're still attacking me.

I'm saying I fucked up.

I was wrong.

Yeah, you're really kicking him while he's down, Andrew, or Gavin.

Yeah, what are you doing attacking him?

I thought you were on his side the way he's on your side.

He just spent a whole episode defending you from the Australians like two weeks ago.

Oh, good point.

Yeah, that came out.

It did.

My point.

Okay, let me.

Because I came at you aggressively as a friend.

I was shit talking you, but the heart of my sentiment

was on your side, in my eyes.

Let me explain.

There are people that are saying, that's a great segment for the Australian Morning News, in which I agree.

That was totally fine.

It's a great talk show

moment thing.

You're saying you totally agree, and it's totally fine.

I'm saying from their perspective, it is.

What I poorly communicated was, I think that you are so incredibly talented and have so much else going on.

I don't know know how that values you to go on there and explain why you did this thing like i don't know what you get out of it as somebody who is happy to do it busy and like talks about you know the importance of their like not wanting to waste time that was what i was trying to advocate is that i feel you're above what that interview was oh i disagree i think it's not often you get asked to be on a different country's morning tv show that's totally true and that is something that i will i don't think ever experience.

I'm not claiming that I deserve to be or that, like, I could ever.

I hope to God you do, though.

Yeah, me too.

It would be a disaster.

It would be horrendous.

I really want to make that happen.

I just feel like I've heard from podcasts, and I feel like even you and Bernie talked about it in the Rooster Teeth podcast, that there is like a 0% conversion rate from people seeing something on TV to then engaging with it online.

That's true.

That's 100% true.

Yeah.

Yeah, I wasn't really doing it for that, which is totally totally fair if you're doing it because you just wanted to do it it made you happy that is totally valid but just seeing a clip and also not knowing the full context of the interview but just seeing one segment where it says why did he start this was very funny to me

andrew just values your time i value your time i think oh i don't think he does i think all of us do i think we we all really value your time and and uh we we all know how hard you work gavin so we uh yeah we he does he works incredibly

insanely creative we care for and about you well yeah it's it's appreciated but i feel like even busy people have

there's so much stuff i feel like scheduling where it's like a bunch of stuff's on the same day and you have really busy days but then i might have it just a completely empty day and i just will fill it with whatever even if like on other days it would be completely worthless but i think i i was still flattered to be asked on it i would make time for it yeah i mean that's fair if you that brings you joy if you're flattered by it, that's awesome.

Just wear a fucking regulation t-shirt next time you do it.

Yeah, so if you were asked by another country's morning show to like do that again, you'd do it.

Well, yeah.

What if, what if I, because I'm going to be honest, I didn't, I didn't love the hosts of that program.

Just my opinion.

I didn't think that they were the most engaging.

I thought you did an excellent job.

I went and I watched the full thing.

I thought you were great.

Didn't think your performance was necessarily the best.

You were, you were great, Gavin.

But they were in the middle of just

a while.

Gavin, take the compliment.

Take the compliment, man.

I'm just defending the hosts.

Everybody agrees you were great.

Well, listen, I don't want to put you in an awkward spot.

I'm not saying you feel this way.

I'm stating I feel this way.

But what if they were just like day 750 into that job?

It's like the middle of the show.

Absolutely.

What if you approach this podcast with that attitude?

How dare you?

You better be all in on day 750 of regulation.

Yeah.

It's only an hour a week.

I'm saying they probably do that all the time.

Absolutely they do.

Your interview is so short, man.

I don't know.

I was like, that's way less than an hour.

So they should be able to get up for that.

Yeah, five questions.

Also, it's Gavin fucking free.

How often do you get to talk to Gavin fucking free?

About once every decade.

That's what I'm saying.

So Andrew has an idea.

I should pitch you to other shows.

I think I could find a better morning show for you to be on.

Can I ask a question, Gavin, of you?

How many morning shows have you appeared in throughout the entirety of your career?

Less than 10.

Less than 10.

Okay, so can we just say eight then?

Does that seem okay?

Sure.

What do you think the record for most morning show appearances is?

And can we make you break it?

I don't think.

Oh, God.

What if Gavin just becomes the morning appearance guy?

He's like that dude that brings out baby kittens and leopards and shit.

Oh, yeah.

I feel like Jerry O'Connell has done a lot of morning shows.

Yeah, but I'd be tremonts across multiple shows?

It could be like a really like how Howard Stern is the king of all media or the king of old media.

And I could be the king of breakfast appearances.

What if we structured one day where it was different time zones in different countries and you just keep hitting back-to-back-to-back mornings?

Morning all day?

Morning all day.

Dude.

I love that.

Gavin's morning all day.

Gavin's the all-day breckie boy.

Oh, a brekkie boy.

If you just kept moving around the earth, can you stay inside a morning for like a week straight?

I would think so.

You have to cross the dateline at the right time

for it to be morning.

Like if you took off at 11 a.m.

and landed earlier some morning of the next day.

That might be tough.

You'd never need a lunch menu.

It saves so much time.

I wonder if I would if I was living in mornings for a week, would I want to go through the motions of lunch and dinner or would I just feel so morningy that I keep ordering breakfasts?

That's such an interesting question.

I feel like I'd get sick of breakfast pretty quick as much as I love breakfast.

Yeah, three times a day would get old after day two.

I don't think I could do pancakes three times a day.

Well, you'd probably want to mix up the breakfast.

You're going to have a waffle in there somewhere.

Yeah, I'd probably go pancake, waffle.

Oh, do I go waffle for dinner?

See, this is where it gets tough.

But day two, you do four meals.

Oh, God.

It's over.

This is a perfect fucking segue for something I want to try with you guys that I have been holding on to for

ever.

It's been on my notes forever.

I'm going to Google it real fast to fucking find it.

Okay, you pull it up.

While you do that, Gavin, can I be, can I have a trial run as your booking agent?

And I can run some options by you potentially, see if there's any other.

What's your percentage?

Zero.

I don't want any money for this.

I'm doing it.

Wow.

That's good because I've never once been paid to appear on television.

Really?

Yeah.

You didn't get...

That's wild to me.

I'm surprised.

I don't think they...

Do they usually pay people?

I don't think I can charge for that.

I feel like you should.

You're giving up your time.

Bernie even pays you to be on Morning Somewhere, doesn't he?

You're going to let Andrew do this?

I think I should.

I mean, I did just go on that long rant of how I don't want him to be in charge of anything, but I think I would put you in charge of my appearances.

It can just be a trial run.

It can just be a trial run.

It's a trial run.

I'll pitch some.

I'll see what I can do.

We'll get back to this.

I'll throw some appearances at you.

Jeff just posted spaghetti pancakes.

Yeah, pancake spaghetti.

Let's say you're on a flight and you're racing the international dateline and you're trying to have it be morning so all you can eat is breakfast breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Wow.

For dinner, why not have your pancakes spaghetti style?

There's a TikTok I saw a while ago about where they use

a squirter to squirt the pancakes out into thin strips, and then it basically becomes spaghetti.

And then you cook it up like that, flip it over, get everything cooked, and then you just put like your, you know, maple syrup or your powdered sugar, whatever on it, and you eat it spaghetti style.

So it's like if you want your entire pancake to taste like the little dreggy smears that are attached to your normal pancakes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Or if you want like super crispy pancake, you know?

Interesting.

It's a different take on an old favorite.

Could you do like spaghetti shredded potato, maybe?

Maybe.

Maybe just extend the shred.

I think that would be really good.

Anything that you can turn into spaghetti, you can turn into spaghetti, I think.

I wonder if you could spaghetti bread and have like a spaghetti sandwich with spaghetti bread and spaghetti ham.

So you're just making like a whole spaghetti meal?

Like what you're at for lunch?

It's spaghetti, but it's like

but you can potentially pick it up like a sandwich still you'll just be holding all spaghetti oh

there's something so gross about having a handful of spaghetti sandwich hey you know what we have a kitchen to try it out in now that's true we can definitely give this a shot we would just need how would we get a long string of ham

cut it really gently like a yeah we'll get like uh we'll get like uh go on down to the honey baked ham store and eat some lunch while we're there because they have fucking ham sandwiches for lunch.

Pretty fucking solid.

And then we'll pick up a big ass spiral ham and then we'll just cut it right now hear me out i think

we could get what this thing is called the johnny apple peeler

and we just do that with ham right ham ham that i want to see a ham on a johnny apple peeler so bad but we get we get that with like bread we do it with cheese we do it with like everything that you would want yeah if you'll buy us the johnny apple peeler i'll source the ham so it's like a food lathe.

Do we have to make the ham spherical first?

We'll have to cut it down a little bit, I think.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's okay.

We'll do some ham shaving.

Should I get the suction base or the clamp base?

I think clamp, right?

Clamp base, probably for safety.

Yeah, we'll put it.

We can put it on the island.

Okay.

I have it.

The suction sucks.

Don't do it.

You have one of these?

Yeah.

We'll definitely listen to him then.

Yeah.

He's an expert.

Guess so.

Dude, ham spaghetti is going to be fucking delicious.

It's going to be good.

I like the idea of this being almost like a spin-off of does it do and it's just does it spaghetti and you just put things in the thing to make spaghetti.

I've had, I've had that.

Go for it.

Go for it.

I was going to say, I've had that link in

my notes since November, I think.

Oh, that's awesome.

We were trying to find a way to bring it up.

We were getting stuff moved out that we had kept in storage to get to the new space.

And

Gavin had the Does It Do paintings.

that you guys made and those are going to be hanging in the in the new office.

That's crazy.

Yeah, we kept him.

Unbelievable.

It's amazing how much shit there was.

Did you guys film the throwing of the patch on a shirt at distance?

Is there video of that?

Yes.

Yeah, Gavin has it, I think.

I have it.

It's on my phone.

Yep.

Okay.

I was going to say, I filmed it on somebody else's phone, though.

Someone should post that because I want to see it.

Oh, maybe it was on Gavin's phone.

I thought I filmed it, but.

We should get that up there because that sounds amazing.

Maybe you did film it because you were throwing the patch on me.

That's what it was.

You did film it.

Okay.

That's exactly what it was because I was wearing the shirt.

Well, then there's a good chance I hit record after I should have stopped or that I filmed our feet.

Now, would you call that the video being corrupted?

No, I'd call that me being me.

The video getting, getting Jeffed.

Jeff, I'm going to take that.

That saves a lot of time for me.

I guess we had a word.

It's salad cream, right?

Yeah.

Essentially.

Oh, Greg.

Gregged it.

Yeah.

Speaking of getting Gregged, man, I got fucking Gregged at McDonald's today.

You got Gregged at McDonald's?

I had to go, maybe just salad cream, but I was fucking annoyed.

I had to go up and get some meds for the dog on the other side of town back where I used to live, which is where the McDonald's I used to always fight with was.

And I thought, for old time's sake, maybe I'll swing by my old McDonald's and get some breakfast.

I got into the drive-thru and I tried to make it as simple as possible, as I always do.

And I just said, I'll take a number four with cheese and Diet Coke.

And she goes, We don't have any soda today.

And that's all she said.

Like, there was no like follow-up to that.

And I went, I waited for a while, just silence.

Can I get orange juice?

And she goes, okay.

And then she goes, number four, sir, number four doesn't come with cheese.

And I go, yeah, that's why I requested cheese.

That's why I requested the cheese.

I'm trying to add the cheese to it, which by the way, a number four in breakfast is just a fucking

sausage biscuit, sausage egg biscuit.

And then number three is the bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit.

Why the fuck doesn't sausage get cheese by default?

Why do I have to add cheese to it every fucking time?

Bacon gets free cheese.

Why doesn't sausage get free cheese?

Makes no goddamn sense, McDonald's.

But anyway, that was hyper-aggressive the way she said it, sir.

It doesn't.

And she, and I was like, well, that's why I'm requesting cheese.

I'd like to add the cheese to it.

And she goes, she gives me the leaf.

She goes,

And then I pull around, doesn't even look at me, takes my money or whatever, sends me to the next thing.

I come up to the lady and she goes,

We can't get to the orange juice right now.

What?

She goes, it's hard to get to the orange juice right now.

Do you want lemonade instead?

And I was like, I fucking guess.

And so

I ended up with my third choice for drink when I went to McDonald's today.

And I got sass for asking for fucking cheese.

So they got, I assume, a delivery and then they have to sell their way to the orange juice.

I don't know.

I don't know what was going on in there, man.

But she was like, it's hard to get to right now.

I was like,

I don't want your job to be hard.

Give me whatever's available, I guess.

And why do you have lemonade, but not soda?

They come into the same fucking machine, but okay, that's cool.

They're running a McDonald's like a game of solitaire.

Dude, every time I go to that McDonald's, that's

it's a blueprints puzzle.

They need the RNG.

They just can't get the orange juice to drop, but we do got lemonade, sir.

I like that McDonald's because at that McDonald's, the customer is always, fuck you.

So you got the cheese at least?

I got the cheese and it was fucking delicious.

They, no, no shade to the cooks who put that together because they did a phenomenal job.

And I'll be honest with you, lemonade was great.

Wasn't what I wanted.

Wasn't the replacement for what I wanted, but it was good.

Weren't you saying how when we got burgers the other day, it had been so long since you had fast food?

Yeah, it had been a long time since I had fast food when we did that.

But yeah, I ripped that band-aid off.

Got that McDonald's.

I had the cheese or the Jersey mics yesterday, and I had McDonald's for breakfast today.

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I want to know about what's going on with this TV, because I keep hearing about a TV in relation to the office, and there's something that's occurred jeff and i went shopping and then uh we put the tv well can i can i preface can i just take it back a second yeah eric and i rented a u-haul a couple i guess last week at this point and we needed that because we had a bunch of stuff to pick up we wanted to get stuff from gavin's studio we wanted to go uh pick up stuff from tina and ray that they were uh giving us some extra stuff that they had and then we also where else did we go eric we had to go somewhere third location too we We had to go to my house where Kitchen Island was delivered.

That's right.

We had to go to your house where Kitchen Island.

So we basically were in the U-Haul all day.

The heaviest fucking thing, too.

So heavy getting that thing to the car.

It was funny.

We definitely saved heaviest and shittiest for last, which in retrospect was maybe not the best idea.

But while we're out driving around, I go, hey, man, we need to get a TV for the office for like the co-op room and everything.

We should just go to Costco and pick one up while we have the U-Haul.

And Eric's like, I don't do that.

It's a long way away.

And I'm like, I know, but we have the U-Haul.

Now would be the time to do it.

And he's like, we'll deal with it later.

So I was like, okay.

You, Gavin, you can frame this.

Shut up.

You can frame this however you want.

A hundred-inch TV is fucking psycho behavior.

Nobody has an inch.

Nobody bought.

First off, nobody bought a 100-inch TV.

Okay.

I saw one and I said that there was one available on sale.

We didn't buy one.

Did you know, though, you could get a 98-inch TV at Costco for like $1,100 or something?

That's ridiculous.

There's a better photo that Gavin has.

It's too big to fit on the wall.

So Gavin, technically, yes.

So Gavin and I, we were hanging out the next day putting stuff together.

I was putting chairs together and he was building shelves and stuff.

And we thought, hey, why don't we go get Emily's SUV?

Cause she's got a bigger car.

And we'll just go to Costco and pick up a TV and bring it back because we're going to need one.

At this point, we've already used it for the live stream.

Like it's an integral piece of technology.

And it's one of the like hanging chads we have out there that it still isn't in process.

You know, like computer equipment's already been ordered, sound equipment's already been ordered, furniture's all already been ordered, but like there's a few odds and ends like the TV that is just sitting out there.

And so we drove over to Costco and we got to Costco and I was smart.

I brought our, uh, I brought a tape measure and I, we, we laid the back of the SUV down and I measured the width inside from wall to wall.

It was 43 inches.

And so I told Gavin, we can buy a TV as big as 43 inches wide

and then, or or high yeah and then we went and we measured every TV until we found a TV that was 43 inches high now you may have immediately noticed the uh the problem in that the packaging is gonna be

right much bigger than the TV yeah yeah you know the like aren't the packages out there with the TVs it's not just the TVs and you guys were just measuring the TVs then but here's why because we knew if we took the TV out of the packaging it would fit.

Who needs the packaging?

We're not saving the packaging.

It's just a thing we got to throw away later, right?

So we bought the TV that was 43 inches tall to fit into a space that was exactly 43 inches wide, which in retrospect, maybe we could have given ourselves an inch leeway there.

Yeah.

Also, at no point did we measure depth.

That became an issue.

And we go out into the parking lot and we don't have any tools.

They didn't have any tools at Costco.

so we didn't have any tools to take the TV out of the packaging.

It's got like those plastic bands around it and shit.

But I remembered that Emily had just bought this thing on Amazon where, if you get, if your card sinks into a pool or a river, you can like pop the window out, and it's got the little thing that cuts the seat belt.

And so I grabbed that and we used it to cut.

I put a picture in Slack of this package.

Oh my god!

Holy

cow!

Hold on, let me look.

Way too powerful for Discord.

And so, by the way, the TV size we were able to get was 86 inches.

And so

we,

Jesus Christ.

We take it completely apart.

Somehow, taking a TV out of a packaging makes the packaging way bigger than it was when it was all together.

There's so much packaging everywhere, so much cyberform packaging ever.

And the TV.

The TV is so heavy and unwieldy because it doesn't have legs on it or anything, right?

And if it did, we'd have to take them off because they wouldn't fit.

And so we get it sideways finally outside of all the packaging, which is next to impossible because there's nothing to put it on other than the ground.

It was a whole fucking thing, right?

Just a whole nightmare of a thing that we were having a delight doing.

By the way, I was having a time of my life.

Then we were able to get the TV sideways, get it up onto the car.

An 86-inch TV weighs almost as much as a kitchen island, it turns out.

And we get it shoved in, and there's about, I don't know, Gav, what do you say, like six inches of TV sticking out of the back?

Yeah, we uh we didn't take into account the thickness of the door.

Yeah.

And so

we had to move both of the front seats as far forward as they would go and then forward and then wedge the TV in and then honestly slam the car door on it and hope it won't break.

Have another picture and slack.

It made a noise, but it didn't break.

Oh no.

Oh yeah.

So then we were all.

We were squashed up against the dashboard of the stairs.

So then,

this is the dumbest part.

So then we had a whole box worth of TV trash.

And I was like, Avid's like, what are we doing with all this trash?

And I was like, I genuinely don't know.

I didn't get that far in my head buying the TV.

I just thought we'd take it out.

And the car is full of TV, right?

And so we look around and we try to put it all back together.

And I'm like, there's got to be a dumpster or something.

And we can't find anything.

and we can't fit it and so we just put it all in uh back on the cart and kind of put it over out of the way and then we just left and then

about three seconds on the road we looked at each other and went we can't be we can't do that that's terrible that's we're gonna ruin somebody's day well i wanted to tell like an employee i'd be like uh is there a place we could dump it or so then we were driving around looking and then we were just like at the exit where we had to make a real split decision so we left and then we're like no no no we can't we can't do it so we turned around and we came back in.

And on the way back in, we found a dumpster at another store.

So we went back to where we left the TV box and we took it apart piece by piece and slid it all into the car.

You can see it hanging out over our heads there.

And then drove over to a dumpster and then put it all in the dumpster.

And then we had five guys.

And holy shit, five guys is expensive.

Dude, we did the maths on it.

We had two burgers, right?

And it came to, I think, like $50.

That's insane.

Yeah, it was $50 and like 45 cents.

That means like a burger is it's like a 40th of a TV.

Like

if we had that meal, we could have had that meal 20 times before we'd spent as much money on the TV.

Should a TV be like 20 burgers, not 40?

Or like 200 burgers, I mean?

Like, I think that's the problem with the world is that you could buy all this massive shit, but the actual day-to-day, the lunches is what's doing everyone in.

I should be able to have 200 burgers per TV.

I'm right there with you.

The burger conversion conversion doesn't work, dude.

It's like, what do we get?

We got two bacon cheeseburgers, two orders of fries, and two sodas.

Yeah, we're buying a TV that's like less than $10 an inch.

So you got this at Costco, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, man.

I would be so anxious trying to load that in the car of a Costco parking lot.

Just filled with people, people wanting your space.

That's

terrible.

Oh, dude, it was, we were playing dickhead calisthenics without even trying because they were cars had like Gavin saw it firsthand.

There were cars waiting that would just sit and watch us for like 20 seconds and then give up and leave.

Because we were out there for a fucking while.

It takes so long.

I might cut a little video of our process.

I would love to see it.

I was like physically loading it in, but all of this, because I was helping carry it, but all the stuff around it, we've got, I've documented it.

It took two minutes to buy and 20 minutes to get it in the car.

But it fucking worked.

And then we got it back to the office and we put it in the spot where everybody knew the TV would go.

And it's like four inches bigger than the wall, maybe.

Hangs out into the doorway.

Or you won't be able to open the closet.

So what happened there?

Did you guys measure the wall as part of your

we measured it often?

Yeah, we measured it after when we saw it was too big.

I love that you had the 43-inch thing that you were like locked in on, but you didn't measure the wall.

I feel like that's the important thing for

the important thing was to get it back.

I get it.

Put it in the slack.

That's how the TV fits in that space.

yeah you can see it hanging over it i mean look at it

and it's just resting on the on the console table so ridiculous the legs don't yeah it's not a set to stab either so it doesn't even fit on the table but i the thing that i the thing that i noticed is that you guys also bought a wall mount

yeah what are we gonna balance it on that table what's the plan with the wall mount well we can either shimmy into the room or we can leave the closet door open.

That's the plan?

Or we can mount it to a different wall.

Or

to the right.

There's the less funny option of putting it on the other wall.

It's up to you.

It looks like Humpty Dumpty sitting on the wall.

It's going to fall.

Its legs are just dangling.

Oh, yeah, that's not safe.

We took that down the second the photo shoot was over.

Yeah,

that was just for y'all.

And we watched a little bit of total wipeout with Hammond.

With Richard Hammond in like 240p or whatever it was.

Yeah, it looks great.

Yeah,

the TV does, in fact, look better than that.

That was the Hulu show we put on.

This was my view of Jeff as we were taking what stuff.

So the TV isn't in a finalized spot yet.

It's still being figured out.

No.

It's still being figured out.

That's crazy.

We just wanted to make some real progress and

so we did.

It's really exciting to have the progress but it's so funny to me that you guys measured if it would fit in the car but not the wall well that seemed like the bottleneck yeah could you imagine something worse than getting a cut the TV to the car and having it not fit then you're really screwed I feel like there's what can you strap a can you strap a TV to the top of the car it did I see it on TikTok all the time very rarely goes well micro flying oh yeah that's true We were actually trying to milk the inches even more and then we decided against it, but we realized when we were measuring, we measured like horizontally the hole in the car that we could get the tv through and then as we were measuring the height of tvs jeff was like i mean if we measured the hole in the car diagonally we can get get slightly more inches but uh we didn't we didn't go that far we wanted it to lie down flat

yeah instead of wedging it but i think we could have got an 88 in there uh push it would have just been diagonally in the car.

I uh it just would have been a little more precarious.

I uh I think that I I appreciate how conservative we went with it, Gavin.

Yeah,

I think we really reigned it in.

Like, it's big, but it's not too big.

It's not comically big.

Under $1,000.

Yeah, it was like $800.

That's crazy.

Wow.

Which also, by the way, fucking Costco doesn't take American Express, so the company owes me $800.

Debatable.

You're going to love that TV.

Just going to take his TV and go home.

I can't.

I can't.

If he can figure out how to get it back in that car absolutely too hard

i'll film it no what you'll do is you'll watch awesome stuff on the tv you need to like strap suspenders to the back of it and then throw it over your back and just walk down the street like villain

we could have spent so much more money on a tv they they get so expensive but we were very we walked past all the nice stuff like all the the oleds and all the the modern refresh rates

we just went for size

and Well, and for price.

So, this is going to be where like Mario Party is played.

This TV.

This is like the central gaming TV.

Yeah.

This is where it was played at this point.

Okay.

I always think about like when Halo 2 was new, I probably played 2,500 games of Halo 2 on a 4x3, 14-inch TV with a VCR built into it.

Absolutely.

So the fact that you can play Mario Party on this, where each screen of a split screen is bigger than my entire TV.

I love that.

Yeah.

It's, I mean, the price of TVs, it's crazy how it's.

I remember spending essentially how much you guys paid for a mid-tier 50-inch TV like over a little over a decade ago.

I mean, to save up my money and being so excited, like, oh, this is a big purchase.

And now just seeing like that you can get an 86-inch or whatever that is for the same price is insane.

The first TV I bought myself was a 32-inch 720p Phillips and it was 900 pounds.

Oh my God.

Well, I remember, Gavin, the first time we bought a TV together, we were talking about this the other day, you were visiting for the summer and I was finally ready to upgrade to a flat screen TV and I bought at Best Buy, we went together.

I think I bought a 36 inch TV maybe or 40 inch.

It was similar in size to your previous one, but it was I think it was HD, right?

It was HD and the other one was ED TV.

And I want to say it was like 2,700 bucks.

Oh, my God.

That's crazy.

I found a picture of the

TV I played Halo 2 on.

That boy, dude.

That's a...

That picture you could post anywhere on the internet and it's just like nostalgia bait for people our age.

That is absolutely insane.

I love the jackass box set.

Yeah, absolutely.

I got a chrome skin on my original Xbox.

Wow.

Hell yeah, you do.

And the DVD remote.

What is the,

what does that say at at the top?

Is that like a little name tag?

Kind of like that.

No, it says.

It says Gavin's phone hands off.

That's pretty cool.

Pretty cool.

I have a serial killer update.

Oh, no.

Your house.

Is there more carcasses?

There have been two incidents.

One,

I can smell the scent of death.

around the side of my house, but I cannot find the location of the death.

But something has definitely definitely been decomposing somewhere on the side of my house and I just cannot locate it.

I'm also not looking too hard because it's fucking gross, whatever, when I find it.

But the other night, I think I may have seen the serial killer, at least certainly the first prime suspect.

I went out and now I've unlocked a new fear in life too.

I went out to throw some trash away in my trash can and I lifted the trash can up and I threw like, I don't know, a bag of food or something in there.

And something shifted when I did that.

And I just dropped the top.

And I thought, what the fuck you know I like took a step back for a second and I went what the fuck and right as I took a step back the lid exploded open and the biggest fattest raccoon I've ever seen in my life scrambled out looked at me jumped over the edge and slowly because he was so hefty climbed over my fence and took off and uh I think that might he was well fed I'll say that and uh I think it might be him.

I think he's the only other predator animal I've seen, you know, in my yard.

And once again, I'm watching the bird thing.

There's been no owls.

There's been no birds of prey around.

And so I think it's either a fox or this mega raccoon.

Are they known for ripping up squirrels?

I think they'll eat anything if they get their hands on it.

I think they can be pretty vicious.

He definitely scared the shit out of me.

And now I'm scared to open my trash can at night anymore.

He probably weigh.

He was as Albert's 65 pounds or so.

He was probably 40.

Like, he was a sizable.

Maybe that's way too big to be a raccoon, but he was like as big around as my fucking dog, it seemed like.

He was huge.

And he definitely, he definitely wasn't in great shape because I was watching him, even shocked, watching him get up the fence.

It was pretty comical.

While we were in the car, Jeff,

you said something, and then I wrote in my notes, Jeff strike idea.

What was that?

Jeff's strike idea.

It has to be something related to the files, right?

Gotta be.

Gotta be.

Do you have an idea?

Did you have an idea about future baseball or time machine baseball?

I had an idea about time machine baseball, but I didn't talk about it with Gavin, I don't think.

I was just saying we should put a bunch of different years of baseball games on a wheel and spin it, and then we have to play whichever one we land on and try to remember who's the good team and stuff that year.

Could it go all the way back to the 90s?

It's a real one.

Yeah, it could go as far back as we want.

Yeah, it could go back to RBI baseball on the NES if we want.

I'll put it on the list.

I'll put it on the idea list.

I was also thinking, alternatively, if we wanted to get deep with it, we could pick a game like MLB that lets you do, this would be a lot of work, but you pick a game that lets you do custom teams, and then you spin a wheel, and then you have to pick a team from that year in baseball.

Maybe spin a second wheel to figure out what team it is, and then we just import that team into the game.

So I could be the 72 Phillies while Eric's the 86 Padres and Gavin's the 2002 Mariners.

That'd be crazy.

That would take so long to get going, and nobody would get it.

No one knows he's on the 2002 Mariners.

It's one of those things that would be a lot cooler to do than to watch, probably, you know?

But I think the idea of just spinning the wheel and having to pick, you know, RBI baseball or King Griffey Jr.

baseball or whatever and play that would be fun.

I think that's a lot of fun.

I'm looking at raccoons being vicious, they're scary.

There's some intimidating raccoons out there.

Oh, you typically see them as like flat teeth and playful.

Yeah, he could have fucked me up.

If he'd have come at me instead of going the other way,

I don't know what I would have done.

I might not be with us right now.

I did search Rage Raccoon, and uh,

yeah, yeah, kind of like that.

There's something still funny about a raccoon yelling from a trash can.

Yeah.

Even if it's supposed to be aggressive, there's something about it.

That's just like, what the fuck are you doing over here?

Why are you over here?

This is mine.

I live here.

I'm waiting for a tattooed man to open this so I can scare him.

Switching gears away from scary raccoons for a bit.

Sure.

I was streaming the other day and talking about.

how much fun the summer movie draft was in general.

And somebody

in the stream had a great idea.

They said, you guys should sell a popcorn.

Like, what is the Gerpler popcorn bucket?

Oh.

Popcorn buckets are hot right now because it's hot right now.

Here's the thing.

You, you think,

like off the rip, you're like, oh, it's the Gerpler or whatever.

But popcorn buckets are not shaped like they would hold popcorn anymore.

They're very ineffective typically at.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's like the whole Sarlak Pitt one that was a big deal and all that stuff.

Right, but they're, but they're doing like Darth Vader shit where it's like his helmet and so you can get pretty out there with it you can even get hang on let me send you this photo it's not just popcorn bucket which i think we should take at

one that can hold soda very interesting to me i've seen yeah i was curious how that worked what movie coming out has one where it's so is it is it defenders or whatever that marvel one thunderbolts thunderbolts I think that one might have one that is a soda slash popcorn.

Well, I like us both.

Yeah, I think so.

We do have a Gerpler, and while I think it would be interesting to see what a Gerpler popcorn bucket would be, we also have a Port-a-Potty.

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Oh.

Port-a-potty is a great one.

Yeah.

Perfect popcorn bucket vessel.

So since we are into, since we have the Wheel of Decades coming up, I don't know if that's come out yet or not, but I think it has, right?

With the, where we have to watch the six episodes of the Charmed 2018.

And we've talked about

indexing so heavily into like the summer movie stuff, maybe it makes sense for us to investigate with El Famoso some sort of a uh

porta potty themed popcorn bucket.

Sending an email right now.

Can it have a little toilet at the bottom for like one piece of popcorn to fall in?

Dude.

What if it's like a little, what if it's like a little butter fountain?

You hit the button and it sprays up into the popcorn.

Like a bidet for your popcorn.

A butter bidet.

Never mind.

Can you dye popcorn?

Yeah, absolutely.

100%.

Like pre before it's popped?

No.

I don't think so.

I think they do it after.

I was wondering if I put like a kernel into just pure blue food dye, would it pop blue?

Well, we have a kitchen.

We can test it out, Gav.

Let's soak some popcorn kernels.

Yeah.

I wonder if soaked kernels even pop, though.

Maybe after they dry out.

We might have to soak and then dehydrate our kernels.

That is why our office is a rented home.

So we have access to a kitchen to try these things.

100%.

Kitchen, important part i'm thinking of other popcorn bucket things we could do what we could do an ian thing

soda through the mouth ian is exactly that's where my head went first was ian i think the ian thing is so good because that reminds me of the the wolverine one is what i thought of where it's his big dumbass head or whatever and uh

oh you haven't hang on hang on

It's this.

That was, it's supposed to be in reply to the Dune one.

Oh, yeah.

That looks sexual.

Yeah.

That was the idea.

So it was that, and then you can put like, you know, it's popcorn.

But

Ian one is a lot of fun.

I'm emailing right now, uh, exploring popcorn buckets, and we're thinking porta potty.

Uh,

so we will, I'll let you know when there's an update.

I was a big fan of the Fast X popcorn bucket, which was just Vin Diesel's car really embracing the not at all a good mechanism for eating popcorn out of, but it just is absurd.

Big fan.

You just fucking lift up the top of his charger and you put the popcorn in the car.

That's awesome.

That looks cool as hell, though.

Yeah, it's great.

Maybe we're popcorn bucket people.

Maybe we can start collecting popcorn buckets.

I'm definitely a popcorn bucket guy.

I didn't realize I was, but I think I might be.

I didn't know.

They get ridiculous.

What are you eating, Nick?

The dumber, the better.

Yeah, I'm in.

But when do you ever think, like, if you're ever eating popcorn out of a bowl, are you ever having a problem about that no it's great what what do you mean i i don't understand i don't understand what you're saying

me neither uh

whenever i'm eating popcorn out of a bowl it's perfectly fine yes i don't need a i don't need a specific thing for popcorn at any point a lot of people felt that way before the gerpler too and then they tried a gerpler yeah now what's fair play yeah so now what gavin come on yeah rebuttal yeah thought now i want to what if we all came up with our own popcorn buckets let's just try to get one and then we

yeah, but how do we know we're making the best one?

All right.

Well, my idea was the

port-a-potty.

Yeah, I got to go with uh got to go with Nick.

Let's see how this one goes and then we can go from there.

What if we're all popcorn bucket people, but our audience are not?

I'm definitely not a popcorn bucket person.

It's like I'm that's I'm not at all.

What if it was Snoopy, though?

All right.

Now, now maybe, now maybe we're talking.

You would eat out Snoopy's scalped head.

Yeah, yeah, I'd eat that a Snoopy scalped head.

That sounds good.

Here, I'll send you this picture.

You know who's a big popcorn bucket guy is

my very good friend Rocco.

He loves the popcorn bucket, as evidenced by having about a dozen of them.

Jesus Christ.

Well, now there are people who are super, people are super into into the popcorn bucket.

It is Rocco kind of sucks the fun out of this, doesn't it?

Awesome.

Right on.

Yeah, but look, that's the first time I've seen him look happy.

Exactly.

Exactly.

Have you ever seen that before?

Yeah, that's a good point.

There you go.

So, something to think about.

Have you seen the Xenomorph one, Gavin?

No.

Imagine sitting in a theater trying to eat your popcorn out of this.

It's just a xenomorph head.

They didn't even use the mouth.

like.

No, no, it's the top of the head that they fill up.

It is so long and bulky, it would be so uncomfortable to sit in a movie theater and eat that.

Also, there's no way that the popcorn chamber is the entire length of that.

No.

You'd never get any out.

It's a disaster.

Dig that one, Eric.

Oh, that was really cute.

It's a snow house.

Houses.

Yes.

So you drink out of a long Snoopy and then you're hanging out with a Woodstock eating to corn.

That's really cool.

Yeah.

You think there's a way we can figure out like a Rizzler sort of of situation?

I'm still waiting on Rizzle Tea or whatever that was called.

Dude, the, oh, yeah, that, that was like the worst April Fool's joke because I wanted it.

The Arizona,

Ariz Zona.

I thought that was great.

This is great.

This should, honestly, Rizzler and Julia.

Julian Louise Dreyfus should just do new Seinfeld.

Rizzler is Kramer?

That's, that's exactly what I thought, too.

Like, watch him burst in the door.

That's fantastic.

Is it Louise?

I thought it was Louis.

It's Louis, isn't it?

All I know is it's Sevignier.

It's definitely Sevenye.

Sevener.

Yeah, that's what we're trying to tell you.

Uh-huh.

I am really curious how long the Rizzler's reign is going to be.

I hope it's a long time.

The Rizzler's reign.

Do you think the Rizzler will last longer than Andy Milanakis did?

Yes.

Yeah, probably.

But Andy Milanakis is still around.

You just have to do it.

He's still doing stuff.

He is still doing stuff.

He's still, I just heard him on Stavros World the other day.

He's definitely kicking it.

Age is really...

Much like Expedition 33, age is going to come for the Rizzler, unfortunately.

It's not the Patrice.

It's going to be puberty.

It's going to really damage the Rizzler brand.

You never know, though.

It could be like that Neville Longbottom dude.

Oh, yes.

He turned into a fucking...

Puberty turned him into a hunk.

Not about...

No, I'm not, this isn't about appearance.

I just think that so much of the Rizzler's appeal is how small he is.

I think it's just his extreme charisma.

You think so?

He doesn't have that rizzer.

I think it's the word Rizzler.

It tickles my brain

like the word wizard or lizard that I enjoy saying and hearing and I don't get tired of.

I like hearing and saying the word Rizzler a lot.

You're just like Zeds.

Z's.

Yeah, I'm a big Zeds guy.

Lord Zed, all of it.

You would probably love saying Zizzler.

You should name something Zizzler.

Just have a Z overload.

What if Rizzler was at Sizzler?

That should be an April Fool's thing is there's a Rizzler Sizzler.

Write it down.

Write?

What if I?

Okay.

All right.

Hang on.

I'll write it down.

Okay.

Let me jot down Rizzler Sizzler real quick.

For five grand, would you legally change your name to Zarek?

I don't think so.

no, not for five grand.

I think I'd rather wear a beret.

You know what I mean?

What about Eris?

Oh, that's Ares is pretty good.

That might be pretty good.

E-R-I-Z?

I wouldn't recommend doing bits around your name.

Yeah, the name thing's tough.

I just don't think you can do that.

I think you got to hang on to the name.

It's tough.

I don't know.

I changed my name a bunch.

It worked out okay for me.

Yeah, but is it laser with an S or a Z?

With a Z.

As we say in America.

Rizzler, laser.

Laser, Rizzler.

Sizzler.

Lizard Wizard.

That'll seem good.

You just activate somebody?

Hey, Andrew, how are we on strikes?

I feel good about strikes.

You guys made a ruling, right?

Yeah.

Those two didn't count.

I'm happy with whatever the ruling was.

Do you get any new ones?

No.

Well,

you.

I had some from you.

You're not really in the game too much.

Fuck up.

And you were sick.

It was when you came back and you were sick and like it was, it was a lot.

It was very understandable.

Andrew asked me to upload some files and then I didn't.

And then he reminded me I didn't upload them or I did and I uploaded the wrong ones.

And I drove, Gavin and I, was when we were getting the TV, drove all the way to the house to upload a file for him and I still uploaded the wrong file.

You wait, wait, wait.

What?

You drive all the way to your house and I stood in your living room for you to give him the wrong file?

apparently yeah

i thought was it the same thing i thought it was a different thing now now here's the thing i know you're not in the strike game jeff but i think maybe you have one now you might be

i feel pretty bad about it it was

oh that's my jeff strike idea that oh there you go there you go that's what's your jeff's strike idea what my idea was so the game is that if i get 20 strikes i have to eat that gross thing right uh

now what if if there's anyone that gets more strikes strikes than me, I just don't have to do it.

I'm fine with that.

And we're not sure and nothing happens to them, but I just don't have to do it.

Yeah, yeah, I'm okay with that.

Oh, wow.

I was not expecting people to be okay with that.

Well, I don't think there's any chance in hell it's going to happen.

Well,

okay.

Well, I mean, Nick got one.

If we're playing past

four?

No.

So

I didn't mean knowing that.

I was looking at, I was checking the file situation with Jeff and the strikes.

They were two different things.

So, Jeff, you uploaded the right thing

at the time.

We all did with Gavin.

Nice.

It was.

I thought I had it wrong.

I was so confused.

I didn't.

Yeah.

I

got a text for it was the third repo video we did.

And I just took a screenshot of it because I didn't feel like trying to articulate what was described.

And I sent it to Jeff.

And the text is: the video is a chicken horse gameplay and the audio is labeled right, but i don't think it's the right file

so i thought i had uploaded a chicken horse video and then the wrong audio but named the right audio it was supposed to be repo and you put in a chicken horse and you put in the wrong audio for that video as well yeah i think you probably did repo for yeah it's all good now but i was getting really confused when i was trying to use my time machine to make sure i wouldn't get any past strikes i was looking through some folders and andrew has named so much of the doomsday heist deadline.

It's very confusing.

Yeah, I think I just fucked up the name on that.

That is totally me.

I don't know why I thought it was Deadline.

Well, Deadline is the Tron game.

That's gone.

Yes.

Like, I know it's from that, but for some reason, Deadline and Doomsday have merged into just being one thing.

It's all deadline.

That explains a lot about some of the meetings we were having.

Wait, so is that why you had...

Doomsday edited like eight months early?

Yeah.

Did I say it was deadline?

Well, no, we were saying, we were saying deadline should come out, and then you were working on heists that were like eight videos ahead of where we were editing.

Well, no, I was doing that so that if we, because we had just done a GTA month, and so I was trying to get us in a position where if we wanted to be able to do that, it would be easy to release.

Well, you should probably have worked on the videos that were after the ones that were coming out and not the ones 12 from when we were.

They were both being worked on simultaneously.

Those are two different editors working on two different things.

Yeah, but why would the second round of heists come out before the first?

Because this is why Gavin needs to be in charge for whatever reason for the things he's saying that I'm not sure that I fully understand.

I didn't need to be in charge.

Just Andrew shouldn't be in charge.

I love him.

You know what?

I think Andrew's doing a great job.

I think he's doing a fantastic job.

Andrew, don't listen to him.

I think there's only one man up to the task, and it sounds like it's Gavin.

I think he's

either Andrew or Gavin for me, and that's it.

That's it.

Hey, Gavin, this whole, I don't know how this meandering conversation jogged this memory, but do you remember the game type we used to play in GTA where we were all on like platforms, kind of like deadline, and then there'd be a circle you'd have to get to by a time limit, and then the ground would start to fall away.

And then if you were outside the circle, you'd blow up and everybody had to like cram into the circle.

I remember the game.

Do I remember the name?

No.

Oh, damn.

I don't remember the name either.

But if that's still around, we should absolutely play that.

I think that's where this Iron Monster truck came from.

I think you are right.

Yeah.

I think you're right.

There's like not enough room for everybody in the circle.

And if if anybody's cars out at all, they explode.

And you're just like, that sounds fun.

That sounds great.

We should play that.

There's so many things in GTA we should play.

Maybe somebody in the audience knows what it's called.

Can remind us.

I'm still looking for my Fall Guys level.

Still thinking about it.

Has anyone in the community come across it, Dido?

I've had a few people reach out.

I need to try one of them.

But I just, I don't think I'll ever find it again.

I think it will evade me

for the rest of time.

Never know.

i'm hoping maybe you try and get in contact with someone who works at that game company and see if it's tied to your account somehow that's interesting in your account history do you know what day you played it i have no clue about that but if they do a morning show do you be open to being on their morning show

why would a game development company have a morning show i i'm it's not for me to judge i'm just saying if they do sure you know how like gta had programming on the tvs in the game maybe i don't you know i'm sure they do more than just fall guys i'm sure they got a whole bunch of stuff going on over there.

I'm just trying to reduce the steps for circling back around.

You're already an in.

I can email them and say, hey, I got a guy who's already ready to go.

He's in.

He's ready.

Do you have a morning show?

There is nothing better than an Andrew email.

Yeah.

I'm scared.

There's plenty better.

Why?

I'm just scared of what I'm going to end up committed to.

Well, you don't have to commit to anything.

It's your call.

I'm just presenting them to you.

But I mean, in terms of content, I should probably be saying yes to all of it.

You don't have to.

Do you think?

yeah, no, it's fine.

I'm just, what do you mean, what do you mean saying yes to all of it?

Just anything that comes your way here?

Yeah.

I mean, Andrew's taking the time out of his schedule to become my agent.

I don't want to waste his time.

That makes me nervous.

That also,

that makes me nervous as well.

I now need to be more selective and what.

Like, yeah.

Yeah.

If I have the safeguard of him saying, he's certainly going to say no to this, but if that's gone, then that changes things for how I would approach it.

We're basically going to end up playing like publicity chicken.

I guess so.

Are you a regulation listener or comment leaver who works at a local or regional morning show?

If so, please reach out.

Can it be Canadian?

It's got to be Canadian.

It's got to be

some Nova Scotia.

TV station.

Are you less likely to criticize your own nation's morning show, Andrew?

No, I would equally criticize it because I think you're better than it.

That was my point.

You're better than Canada?

You think Gavin's better than Canada?

I think he's better than morning show appearances.

Even the Today Show?

That's a big one.

Now, that's that's like that.

I think that is like the ultimate one.

If you're on the Today Show, you better say the name of this fucking podcast, man.

Please, I'm begging you.

Please.

You better be eating out of that popcorn bucket.

Yeah, because if you're on the Today Show and you don't promote us, tomorrow's going to be the Owl Show for you.

It's going to be the owl.

What would the intro to the owl show sound like?

Ow!

Don't, don't, don't mention this on the Today Show and find out.

Oh, I've got

a show idea.

But there's no conversion.

We've already talked about it.

What?

Right, but it's something I can show.

Right, right, right, right.

But it's something I can show my mom, and she knows what that is.

Right.

Well, I might as well get them to say hello, Eric Bador.

Okay, get them to do that.

It just seems like it maybe would be more productive if it was the podcast.

But yeah, just have them say my name.

That's fine.

For the first time, we're brand safe, Gavin.

For the first time ever.

I'm not sure.

But what's funnier, listen to the regulation podcast or hello, Eric's mom.

Dude, if it was Hello, Eric's mom, that would be pretty cool.

She wouldn't know what's going on.

That's pretty exciting.

I have a show I want to pitch doing with you, Gavin, that has been in my head.

There's part of me that wants to, I'd love to just surprise the rest of the guys that are doing this, but I also really want to hear your reaction to the pitch.

It's called Behind the Mask.

And it's a podcast with you and I trying to talk through having our CPAPs on at the same time, wearing our masks and communicating.

I was doing this in bed the other night where I was trying to say sentences with my mask and it's really difficult because it's blasting air through your nostrils into your throat when you talk.

It is not easy to do and it made me very gassy boy after I did it for quite a while because I'll aired up.

But I think doing a little mini supplemental, you and I trying to conduct a podcast.

with our masks on and while wearing them could be pretty good.

For me, it just sounds like very short, nasally sentences followed by like

yeah, that's like what it sounds like for me.

I just, I think that that would be very funny.

Well, why don't we debut a segment on the next, uh, on the next regulation?

We'll just have like a two-minute chat with our paps.

Yeah, that's great.

This is such an innovative idea.

We need to take this straight to the morning shows, they're gonna love it.

C-Paps are a hot-button issue right now, and it's gonna be perfect for their audience.

I've noted in my notes that uh next week

or next episode, Behind the Mask.

So that way when we get into it, we'll know right away.

I love it.

Luggle that shit into my office.

Yeah, I was thinking, like, do they make extension cords for CPAPs?

They must, right?

What's the longest CPAP hose I could get?

I don't think the hose can be that long.

Can I have just an insanely long hose?

I mean,

would that work?

You'd just be breathing hose air.

I feel like I'm already breathing hose air.

Yeah.

Let me look up.

Can we?

They make travel paps.

They sure do.

They're like portable, right?

Yeah.

Little USB ones for planes and stuff.

Do they call it a T-Pap extender?

I think so.

No.

Well, they should.

How long can I get these?

So C-Pap extension hose?

Doesn't seem like they're too absurdly long.

I wonder if there's a group pap.

Oh, that.

That is.

You can get one machine for like six hoses.

Like a hookah, kind of?

Like

the dreaming machine and instead of yeah.

Yeah, there doesn't seem to be a product that is what I want of like a six foot CPAP hose.

Do you think you could build the G-Pap, Gavin?

Oh, the G- Oh, that's interesting.

You get in the lab?

Yeah, I bet I could build a G-Pap.

I just need to like reverse engineer a regular PAP.

Yeah.

What do I need, like a little air compressor, a little humidifier?

Probably not much else.

Some hoses, a couple of J-bends.

Oh, a 10-foot extra-long hose.

When was the last time you bought a J-bend?

I was with you, I believe.

We're very cyclical.

We've done the TV again.

It could be that our next trip might be for a J-bend.

How are your sinks holding up?

I mean, that's a rental, so I don't give a shit.

Okay.

We'll see.

We'll have to see how the dump rooms in the office.

hold up.

I am excited for us to get the office finalized.

Although by this time it comes out, it will have been done by now.

We are post-stream.

We're post.

We're in season two.

What an entrance into season two.

See pat masks, hoses, popcorn buckets.

I'm excited to see what this year brings.

Blindsides.

That's true.

It's been a hell of a season already.

We're only an hour and 15 minutes into it.

I thought about using my blindside to blindside us back to what we were going to do before we got blindsided.

Whoa.

That's a nefarious way to use a blindside.

I never considered that.

Like, imagine if we started this podcast and then I said blind side to play worms.

I'm again.

Wow.

Like, would that be allowed?

I mean, I guess.

Yeah, I just never thought about using a blind side for good.

Yeah.

My blind sides are educational.

Yeah, sure.

Your blind sides fill me with dread.

Little as Hobo is pretty good.

That was great.

Learned about Canadian culture.

Nick, have have you ever done one?

No!

I need to think of one.

Yeah, you two need to use them.

They're a lot of fun.

Yeah, they are fun.

They are real fun.

So we get two a year, right?

A video game one and then a...

Can you game in a live action?

Okay.

So I got a video game blind side.

Two a year is nuts.

That's 10 blind sides a year.

Well, not really.

It's more like five because you don't really use yours.

Nick isn't using yours.

Chances are great that I won't use a video game blind side.

I can't even imagine what I would do.

Yeah.

I'm scared if you do.

Are there any aids games

we should end this show yeah well there you go uh this is the end of the beginning of season two after this we're just in it it's just in season two thanks for uh watching for the first year maybe continue to watch into the next year and then uh each subsequent year after that uh and uh we really do appreciate it give us stars oh you know what we have mail now you can send us mail if you want to Our address is P.O.

Box13146, Care of Regulation Company, Austin, Texas, 78701.

I'm not saying it twice.

Thank you very much.

Have you measured it?

Have I measured what?

The P.O.

box?

Yes.

Yeah, I know how.

I know right when we first started, we did.

So we have some stuff that we need to open and all that.

So, what's the size of it?

It's like bigger than a bread box.

Okay.

Bigger than a bread box.

Do you need the actual dimensions?

I can get

on.

Excuse me.

Most people can't send anything bigger than bread.

It's the size is, it's a size four.

It's 11 inches by 11 inches.

Oh, that's that's bigger than bread.

Yeah, but I said it was bigger than a bread box.

But

also, if they, if somebody mails you something bigger than your P.O.

box, it doesn't just get returned for being too large.

They just put a yellow sheet of paper in your in your P.O.

box that says, go to the window and ask for this package, and they give it to you.

Do they get mingy about that?

Do they charge you extra for that?

No, they don't get bingy or charge you extra.

Only if you ask for cheese.

Yeah,

I just put aids in the Microsoft store, and you get a Gundam update for some reason.

Gundam Battle Alliance in the films category.

You get a movie called Band Aid and The Golf Doctor, first aid for your game.

Yeah, definitely something to think about for future blindsides.

Thanks for listening, everybody.

We'll see you next week.

Bye.

Bye.