Do Woman Really Have One Less Rib // Coziest Body Part [47]

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Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about episode numbers, dipping your foot in the heel pool, ribs placement, measure at the skin, cozy, human defenses, battery life, stadium ashes, go panthers, death fog horn, time theories with Andrew, real life QTEs, CPAP, ordering ribs, turkey eggs, falcon retrieval, horse eggs, adult lunchables, ABCDEFBitch, recording bincoulars, philly cheese stakeout continued, Mario Party March ending, and trying to talk on the phone.

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Hello, and welcome to another episode of the Regulation Podcast.

This is episode 47, which has got to be about our 253rd, 254th episode or so.

With me, as always, Andrew Panton, Gavin Free,

the Mechanic, Lil Ricky B, and I don't know if I've ever said my name or not, but I'm Jeff.

Why do you never know the exact number?

Well, it's like 205, 206, or 206, 207.

Then you got to do the math and you got to add the episode number.

I can never remember if it was 206 or 207 that we did.

I don't remember if it was like 207 episodes across 206 episodes or 206 across 200.

I thought it was 206

because there was one episode for every bone of the human body.

But we skipped one.

Right.

But episode 196, we skipped.

What bone did we miss?

Maybe the...

Probably the Wiener bone.

Fibia.

The Fibia is an important bone.

That would be a real problem.

If you were building a human and you're like, okay, I did it.

Oh, wait, there's a bone in the box?

That would be a problem.

A Fibia.

If it was the Fibia bone, you're like going over to other people and be like, hey, did you get a spare bone?

Oh, no, you didn't.

Oh, no.

Oh, this person is going to be in trouble.

If you had to lose a bone, Andrew, which one would you go for?

If I had to lose a bone.

Stirrup.

Oh, immediately the pinkies come to mind.

What?

Baby toe.

Maybe the baby toe?

I don't know.

I think you need all the balance you can get with your ankles.

That's true.

You're just handicapping your handicap.

but maybe that's the way to go.

Maybe just make it worse because it's already not good.

Maybe just like embrace the bad.

What if you, what if you just like went with it, like just had one less rib?

Oh, yeah, you can suck yourself up for all that.

Yeah, yeah, and that's and that's the way God created woman.

So that's true.

Oh, yeah, that's true.

Do a woman really have one less rib?

Do woman really have one less rib?

And that's the title of this episode.

Is that Bollock?

You have an ability, and I've known you for most of your life now, one of the smartest people I've ever met, but you have an ability to sound so unbelievably stupid when you speak.

That's how I make him live it.

It's just impressive, man.

It really is impressive.

Wow.

I wanted a whole category of what Gavin could speculate for women called do woman.

Just a a whole thing.

Does woman

fucking do woman?

I don't want to be associated with the showcase.

This is dangerous territory.

This is bad.

This is bad.

You said it.

You did say it.

I said a lot of stuff.

It's the Jeopardy category.

Do woman.

Do women have less rinse?

But no, whatever.

Is it Bollock said?

Is it shit?

Is it less shite?

Yes, it's bullshit.

Okay.

We both have the same amount.

Yeah.

All right.

Well, I mean, to start, I think it's obvious.

Wait, just to be clear, are you asking, is Adam and Eve shit?

Is that the question?

There are certain anatomical differences between a man and a woman.

I was wondering if that one was real.

If a man loves a woman.

I think when Meg gets to this episode, she's going to be an Andrew sympathizer again.

She might be.

Because for everyone that she, because she's now giving me a list of stuff she disagrees with, she is still delivering me the stuff that she is an Andrew sympathizer for.

good oh wow good this is so fascinating what episode is she on dino yeah what's the most recent she's up to like 20 something last wow last episode you talked about stuff that she didn't agree with andrew on which i'm sure you know it's a laundry list and so much more the greatest hits what what are some of the things that she did agree with andrew on do you have that list i'm just curious much shorter list i would assume i i would have to think there's been a few i don't think i wrote those down i'll have to go back and when she told us that like the pencil thing was like

she's like oh yeah we got got to like the pencil thing it's like episode 16.

it's like i can't believe that that happened that early for this show that's unreal to me immediately yeah it's i could i thought if you would ask me i would have said like 40.

like i have no i 16 that's unreal

it was andrew dipping his foot into the heel pool and then immediately retreating

you know the worst part of that is we batch recorded this So like, it was all done.

And then the initial reaction when I was like ramping up was not good.

And there's this, oh boy, we are, we're on an on-ramp to the highway that we cannot change.

It is so important to the foundation of who we are.

I'm so glad.

I wouldn't have taken it any other way.

It was like trying to steer a car after you've already hit the jump.

Like the wheels aren't doing anything.

Oh, no, it's not like Grand Theft Auto.

Do you notice if you had one less rib?

I think if it was in the middle, I would notice.

If I was a UFC fighter, I would.

I just wonder.

Like,

I don't feel like I know.

I don't feel like my ribs are doing much.

They clearly are.

But

I've never walked around and been like, boy, glad I have ribs.

You've never walked into something and been like, man, I'm glad my heart didn't take that impact.

Well, the ribs are below the heart, aren't they?

Where do the ribs go?

What it is.

I'm at a 10 again.

I'm on par

I'm at a full 10 right now, Jeff.

Through the ribs and the ribs.

Have you ever felt your collarbone?

Yeah.

There's no way you're telling me the ribs go up to the collarbone.

0% chance.

What's below your collarbone?

Like a breastplate?

Chest.

Chest bone?

Chest bone.

What's the chest bone?

What's the sternum in the middle of?

The chest?

All right, man.

Prepare to learn something about yourself.

Let's see.

Okay, let's go.

I feel like this.

I would hate to lose a rib in the middle of the ribs.

It would have to be the bottom rib.

It would have to be the bottom rib.

I mean, the ribs are going to go.

It's going to go all the way up.

Man.

When I think of ribs, that is not what I visualize.

The ribs go all the way up.

So you thought it was more of like a belt,

yeah.

Like a hummock.

Maybe I'm thinking of like cartoon ribs when they show ribs in cartoons.

That's like Fredstone.

That's real ribs, though.

I don't know.

No, but

I don't.

Here, let me see if I can find

Andrew's.

Where did you think the ribs were just around the waist?

Or around the ball of the lung?

Andrew's doing Andrew's looking at cartoon skeletons, playing the xylophone, and going, Dude, this anatomy is nuts.

I am trying to find what I would think of as the ribs.

What I would think of.

Yeah, I thought,

could somebody, let me find an image of a person and I'll tell you where I thought the ribs.

I always did find it strange that the ribs kind of give up at the bottom of the sternum.

There's just they're like, we don't need one around the stomach and things in the intestines.

I was looking for ribs and I agree.

Okay, that's hard for

ribs.

Okay, person.

Let me find a person.

Here, I dropped an an image in there of just

a person.

There's like anatomy.

So, where do you think?

Like, where do you think

to where your ribs are?

Yeah, let me remix.

I'm remixing this image for you.

Okay.

I'm excited about this.

I would, uh, hmm.

I would think ribs.

Flintstones is fucking wild.

Just looking at images of the Flintstones.

Okay.

I black boxed the ribs.

okay

you're a fucking psychopath just for everyone listening at home he circled the intestines your tummy you thought all of your ribs were where the ribs end yeah yeah i guess you thought your ribs started where the softest part of you starts here's the thing you're pushing your tummy When I see the ribs that you guys are posting of the rib cage, it's like, yeah, that is what that looks like.

But when I imagine where my ribs are, that is what I imagine.

What do you you mean, though?

Because you've drawn a square right at the bottom.

You've maybe encompassed the two lower ribs of 12.

How?

24 total, I guess.

Do you just feel your bottom rib and think this is the beginning?

Oh, I don't.

Listen, I'm not feeling ribs at all.

I'm not trying for ribs.

They're just there.

As I said, I never really think about them.

Looking at the rib cage, though, I do feel confident I could lose one of those.

I don't need all of those.

Yeah, get rid of some of those.

You wouldn't even know where to look for it after you lost it.

That's true.

If you took away the third rib, I wouldn't even know I had a rib there.

So, Eric said it's fine.

Yeah, but you probably would, though, if someone pressed on your chest and it kind of went further in than everywhere else.

I'm, you know, I'm actively avoiding chest presses,

generally speaking.

We started this making fun of Gavin because because of the do

woman really have one less rib?

And Andrew is telling us that he thinks his ribs are around his stomach.

And I'm like, something's wrong.

It's like crazy.

He thinks your ribs go where you wear a wrestling belt.

Well, that's what the, that's what the, Hulk Hogan's championship title was there to protect his ribs.

When he had to take on the Undertaker,

gotta protect these guts

how could the ultimate warrior defeat the macho man randy savage

without his world title

if you had ribs there andrew and i assume the actual reason we don't have ribs there is because you wouldn't be able to bend all of your ribs would hit See, I think, I think reverberation might be my enemy.

What?

Reverberate.

So here's it.

I searched because I was thinking, thinking, where would I, where would I reference this?

Like, why would I visually imagine this?

This is, I googled man breaks ribs.

Here's a photo of uh

someone in a fight having their ribs broken.

Um,

that's kind of low.

I think there's

where your ribs still are.

Yeah, look at the picture of the middle.

He got kicked under his arm.

That's where all your ribs are.

Yeah.

Yeah, but under the

look at where his waist is.

Look at where his look at where his leg, like his thigh ends and it's bending.

Look at how high up he's getting kicked.

This could be a very long back problem as well.

I just think my proportions.

Oh my God.

I think my proportions are way off.

You think your ribs are low?

No, I don't know if my ribs are low.

I just feel like when I'm evaluating where something is in regards to somebody else, I think that's off.

I'm wondering whether you have misconceptions about other body parts.

Feel free to ask.

I just don't even know where to start.

Yeah, just throw one out.

Got five fingers.

I wouldn't have thought that ribs would have led us to where we are now.

Well, thumb is like, it's a finger, but it's not a finger, right?

Doesn't it have a different name?

Thumb?

Yeah, the thumb.

Yeah, you just said.

I thought there was a different name.

Where's your hip?

Oh, it's on, it's, I don't know how to say it outside of my hip.

It's uh,

it's above

the waistline, right?

Uh,

yeah, I mean, top of the pelvis.

Yeah.

I've been pretty confident I know where the hip is.

But the hip, the hip bone is more on the side, though, isn't it?

It's like where your leg goes in.

It's where the leg goes in?

Is it not?

I don't know.

You're asking the wrong guy.

The pelvis is huge.

It's a big old bastard.

So it's a really big bone.

Fucking listen, brag about it.

Not everybody has the same pelvis size you do.

It doesn't make Nick any less of a man.

A woman's pelvis is pretty different.

It's got one less rib.

Man, I couldn't hit unmute fast enough for that.

Do you do you ever think about Andrew, how you assume that your skeleton is inside you, but really

you're on the inside of your skeleton?

What?

Your brain is on the inside.

Yeah.

So your skeleton's outside of where you are.

Well,

I measure at the skin.

So it's all the same.

You exist at the skin?

No, I'm saying it's all below the skin, so it's all inside.

The only outside is skin.

But on the outside of you is bone and then skin.

Yeah, but it's still on the inside because the outside is skin.

If you say the outside of a Snickers bar is not the chocolate, you're ridiculous, but there are different layers.

Yeah, I kind of got to agree with Andrew here on this one.

It doesn't really matter like where the turkey and the ham go in a club sandwich.

They're still on the inside.

I'm going to

chalk that one up as a point for me and the Meg points.

Point for me.

Skin on the outside.

But what are you?

What am I?

Yeah.

Where are you?

I don't, I don't understand what that means.

Oh, you're in your head.

Oh, well, no, not really.

Not right now.

I mean, I am, but I'm not, because that's an expression of you're in your head.

God, it's the best.

And that expression doesn't make sense if you're.

Like, I know you're literally up in your head, but like, I'm not overthinking it.

If anything, I'm under.

I don't have to worry about over.

I'm a big under guy.

I think it's pretty clear.

You're not overthinking anything right now.

I got to say, I love the fact that I can, we could be, I could be over here stressing because I got nothing to talk about today because we're doing back-to-backs.

And then you just ask Andrew a basic general knowledge question and you get like 22 confusing minutes.

It's really fascinating.

Would you take $10,000,

but you were in the shaft of your penis?

Like, that's where you were, but nothing else is different.

Wait, so you mean like my brain is there, but I still experience everything as I do now?

Yeah.

Yeah, of course.

For how long?

Rest of your life.

Oh.

Oh, wait.

I don't have a rib down there.

How would you know?

Like, why would you care?

Do you have a brain rib?

Do you feel like you exist in your head at the top of your body, Gavin?

Do you feel like you're sitting there?

I think if I didn't know about the human body, I think I would assume I'm right behind my eyes.

That's where I feel like I am.

Interesting.

I feel like I'm everywhere.

If you told me I was in my car could protect your shaft, I'd be like, oh, wow, I wasn't even worrying about it.

What if you got racked?

Do you ever notice that parts of your body are more cozy than other parts?

What do you mean?

I've been noticing this recently in my new blanket.

My legs feel, when I think of cozy, it's my legs are really the co-like they're really

sucking in all that coziness.

What do you so you feel the benefits of being cozy in your legs?

Yeah, like 90% of it is legs.

And it could be because I'm somebody who constantly is moving their legs.

So maybe it's the friction as opposed to I don't really move the upper half.

Coziness to me is on the back of my shoulders.

Really?

Yeah, because

when you like pull the duvet over you and you're like, oh, this shit's cozy.

You stop feeling the breeze on your back.

Interesting.

My legs are more passive.

I don't really think about my legs.

I'm kind of the same.

If anything, my legs are the part that are always moving around because I'm uncomfortable and they won't sit still.

It's the top half of me that feels cozy because it's stationary.

Yeah.

I'm like nestled in the blanket.

I'm never thankful of a temperature change when it comes to my legs.

I don't really worry about it.

Oh, I like

getting the room real cold and then getting under the covers and the legs heating up.

That's always

it's a cozy feeling.

Eric, what part of your body is the coziest?

I don't think there's a single cozy part of my body.

There's not a part of me that's ever comfortable or cozy.

Yeah, I see you as a cozy guy.

I don't feel like you've ever been cozy.

No, truly, what you're talking about, where you like you, you pull the duvet over and whatever, that is not coziness.

It's just a sense of relief of I can now flip the switch and it will be dark in my brain for the next eight hours until the lights come back on.

Constantly on edge is absolutely right.

Yes.

Do you, I also feel like I really love, it's not necessarily cozy, but if my hands are cold and I wash my hands with warm water, an amazing feeling.

Love it.

Really?

Yeah.

I can find that to be jarring.

Oh.

But it depends, I guess.

What is the best non-sexual feeling?

Sneeze.

Ooh, sneeze.

Sneeze is really good.

Head rub.

Like scalp rub.

Like that.

Have you ever had like the thing that like, it's like, I don't even know how to describe it.

It like scratches your head, sort of.

Like, it's like a spider leg looking thing.

Oh, like the prong thing, like a wisp that's been cut open.

Yeah, it's uh

I don't know what.

Oh, yeah, yeah, here it is.

It's this thing.

It is, this is maybe

the best non-sexual feeling, whatever that thing is,

like a scalp massager.

It's the craziest feeling in the world.

It's like somebody cut a whisk off halfway down.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like nothing else feels like that.

A back scratch.

Yeah.

Oh, it's good.

So do you do that every day?

This thing?

Yeah.

No.

If it's the best thing, why aren't you doing it?

I don't know where it is.

It's around here somewhere.

I don't know.

That to me is the ultimate.

And yeah, I have one of those, but Sod knows where it is.

Yeah.

I don't have one, but I feel like if I did, I would never know where that is.

Yeah, exactly.

Because it feels good.

Like,

when it happens, I feel like that dog.

So say your small wife was like, Eric, just come here.

And she just tucked you into the bed and she just started using that on your head.

Would you feel cozy?

Yeah, I mean, I would feel asleep within 10 seconds.

Yeah.

Wow.

So I don't know if that's cozy, but that's what I would feel.

Yeah.

I went and just got a

like a hair wash scalp massage thing from a place that just opened that I really enjoyed.

Yeah, it's nice.

Without a haircut?

No, it was not a haircut.

It was

it was just that.

It was like scalp massage, hair wash thing that was like really, really nice.

And

I like that stuff.

i like uh

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If a car had ribs, where would they be?

On the hood.

Under the hood.

Above the engine.

I would think doors.

It's got the, it's that cage that's underneath the engine.

It's the, uh, like, you know, like, like new cars have, like,

like an undercarriage.

Oh, to stop, like, scrape itchen punctures.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

There's like a car undercarriage guard that you can, that I think you can have.

Like, it's, I think that's, I think that's ribs.

It's interesting that Mother Nature doesn't perceive a lot of threats to be coming from the ground up.

They always seem to be coming out towards us.

you know, horizontally, because all of our defenses are designed to defend ourselves from horizontal threats.

But like, our balls are wide open, you know?

There's nothing protecting those.

Bottom of your foot, what's soft?

What's worse than stepping on a nail?

Yep.

Yep.

Think about it.

Birds could be dropping stuff on you.

Squirrels could be dropping stuff on you.

What are you going to do to defend that?

Wear a helmet?

I don't think so.

I won't even wear one when I ride a bike.

I'm too cool for that.

Like, Mother Davis, Mother Nature gave us backs.

Those are really strong.

You can deflect a lot of, like, you hit somebody with a, with a baseball bat on the back, they'll probably live, you know.

But even from the front, but man, something coming down up or up down you're boned like a killer mole yeah

you gotta watch out for those killer moles you gotta watch out for those mole men do you think it starts getting depressing in life when you buy batteries and they expire after you're gonna die

well you don't know when you're gonna die no if i was like like i just bought some triple-a's right and they expire in 2038 that i'm gonna be 50 then like i can't imagine being 82 and buying batteries that expire in

I imagine when you're in your 80s, you buy less of stuff.

Costco becomes less important,

probably.

Are you concerned about the expiry date on your batteries?

You're certainly going to use them before.

Yeah, but sometimes you glance them and you're like, what?

Bloody hell, that's the future.

And then suddenly it's 2038 and you're like, what happened?

That's why I always buy batteries that expire next year because it's like, I'm outliving these.

It's like a test for me.

I would honestly assume every battery would outlive me.

Like, I didn't see if it's not produce, it doesn't seem like it would expire.

Yep.

Well, they drain.

I understand that, but it just like seems like something that would last forever.

Like, I would assume all batteries have like a hundred-year shelf life.

So, when you hear the term battery life and you think it's like your life,

yeah, I just, I just sort of challenge the, I'm just like, I hope it'll live longer than this battery, but at some point, it's not going to happen.

Hey, hey, Jeff, have you ever thought that sentence before?

It's kind of a negative way to look.

Damn it, and I just play him pong and ridiculous.

You know, I can't say that I have.

But I'm not quite 50 yet, so who knows?

We'll see.

Devin, do you have a midlife crisis when you go into a bookstore because there is no expiry?

It's just a bunch of things that are intended to last.

I just think it's the furthest expiration I've seen to the point where it's like, man, that's really the future, isn't it?

It would be cool if books came with an expiration date on the knowledge in them.

Like, this book is going to be useful for the next 62 years and then it's going to be completely outdated.

Don't buy this book.

It's going to be outdated in three years.

We're going to fix all this shit.

I never think about that in the sense of like batteries and expiry dates, but I think of long-lasting properties and then go, man,

Batman's going to fight some dude that I don't know exists.

And that's weird.

Huh.

I actually think that's super interesting.

That's way better than the battery thing.

That's great.

Let's talk about Andrew's thing.

New characters are going to be come up with.

They're going to be doing Harry Potter shit forever or whatever.

And there's going to be a new.

How does Voldemort come back again?

This is crazy.

Voldemort could do a thing that I will not know about, most likely, because I'll be dead at some point, but Harry Potter will continue to exist.

Andrew, there's going to be Mario games that keep going.

Fucking crazy, right?

Odyssey 6 is going to come out after we're toast.

There's going to be a Mario Party game that we are just not aware of.

Oh, no.

We won't have opinions on.

What if someone got born today and they will be someone to add a Mario character character to Mario Party?

They'll invent it.

Probably.

Probably.

I mean, that doesn't shock me or sound weird to me at all, but what kills me is the fact that the Boston Celtics will win championships that I won't know about.

Ooh.

Yeah.

Sports.

And sports is where it kills me.

Yeah.

Like the Padres.

There'll be a point where you're, Eric, you're no longer a Padres fan because you're in the fucking ground.

Oh, no.

I'm diehard, baby.

I'm a Padres fan, even in death.

And then after I die, maybe they'll win their first championship.

The Padres are going to draft some dude who's going to be the next Minnie Machado and you won't know anything about it.

I've thought about this before because it really kind of hit me when I was in like my later 20s, like that when there's a draft for like baseball players or whatever, they're like 17 and you go, oh my God, like I'm 10 years older than this guy.

And it only gets worse from there or whatever.

But I was thinking about that made me think about my dad.

is like a Padres fan and he in his life doesn't know what it's like to win a championship.

And I'm like, man, we got to get one for my dad.

Please, please, we got to get one for my dad.

Come on, guys.

Do a lot of people's ashes still go to the games?

Sometimes.

Yeah, I bet.

Yeah.

I bet there's a lot of dead people at each game.

Yeah, but like, you have to think about the way sports work now compared to how it used to be.

Like,

where

the Chargers used to play when they were in San Diego is demolished, and they put a new stadium there that isn't for the Chargers.

So

your Ashes are rooting for

a soccer team now, I guess.

It's like some apartments and a soccer team.

You mean if the Ashes were left?

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I feel like there'd be nothing worse than being in a stadium with a bunch of ghosts that are a fan of a team for like 80 years that have never won.

Yeah.

Just the most annoying.

Never going to happen.

That's the worst echo chamber ever.

Christ.

It's just a thing, too, where it's like dead Chargers fans got their ashes sprinkled in Jack Moody Stadium, and now it's demolished.

It's a trolley stop, some apartments, and a stadium for an MLS team.

I can't think of anything a Chargers fan wanted less than the 80s than what the fuck is MLS.

Love it.

Love it.

Now you're eternally a soccer fan, dickhead.

Oh, that's great.

I take comfort knowing my team will never win after I die, but I just don't have to care anymore.

That's the joy.

What?

Because

my Canucks have never won.

When I die, if they still haven't won, I'm just going under the assumption they never will.

And that's okay because I'm dead.

And I can just, I'm at peace.

They're never going to win.

I think I'd rather,

I guess like in a cursed sense, I'd rather they continue to never win than to eventually win without me getting to see what that looks like or feel it.

You never want your team to win because you'll be dead?

At the point in which I'm dead, yes.

Currently very much want them to win, actively cheering for win, but on my deathbed, that will swing hard in the opposite way.

What sport is this?

Hockey.

If you could, would you want your ashes to be made into a puck?

No.

Well,

maybe if they weren't affiliated with the Canucks.

Oh.

What if you were the winning puck?

Like the Canadiens, maybe?

Or like the Bruins?

You want to be a Bruins puck?

No.

Maybe like Florida.

Florida Panthers.

You're going to be a Panther puck?

Yeah, I'll be a Panther puck.

Florida Panthers?

They're stacked.

They're such a good team.

They're well managed.

They'll be okay for a while.

I guess I'm, you know, I'm really forecasting into the future of what team will be good then.

But they got, Florida has a tax advantage, and and that isn't going away.

So, well, they should always be good.

So, where?

Yeah, I'm thinking about my death.

Florida has a tax advantage.

So, I think we're signing players.

They're incentivized to sign there because they make more of their money.

They have to give less of it away.

Hell yeah, brother.

Go, go,

Panthers.

It's going to be my heel turn on my deathbed.

Those are my last words.

Go Panthers.

Swap it up a little bit.

If you could know, okay, imagine if

you get killed by someone in the future, imagine if you could just hear a foghorn or something the second that they're born.

Would you want to hear it or not?

Hey, wait, wait, explain that.

So

you die is like a drunk driver plows into you when you're 70.

They're like, what the heck?

They're like 200.

I'm just giving a scenario.

Fuck, but one day, one day, you just wake up and you hear

and it's the person who kills you has just been born.

Would you want that or not?

I feel like you don't.

It doesn't even need to be a person, right?

Because I feel like with death in general, there's like a series of events the body go.

There's always like a lead.

It's not sudden.

It's not immediate, I don't think, for the most part.

What do you mean?

In a car crash?

Well, yeah, but like a car crash, it could be when the can gets born.

No, but let's say

you're not going going to get into a pork car and then it immediately crashes.

You're driving somewhere.

So the horn could blow when you sit in the car.

And then you have to factor in, is it because of a crash?

You're worried that you would also hear a real fog horn?

Well, you could be by the ocean, wouldn't you?

No, you're not understanding my point.

You're

connecting this death horn to a person.

I'm saying it doesn't have to be.

It could be anything because there's almost always a lead into however however you die, whether it's at the hands of somebody else, whether it's medical related, like there is a build to it.

That's all I'm saying.

Doesn't need to be a person.

No, but I'm saying if there's a person who causes it, you would hear the horn.

Now, that is interesting.

Do you know, like, the person has, do you hear the horn and you're like, okay, the person has been born.

Do you know you now have a 23-year countdown until they kill you?

Or do you just know that sometime in the future they kill you?

You just know that they're out there.

It would be be cool if you hear that horn and you know like some piece of information like a first name in the state they're born in and then if you can track them down and kill them before they kill you you change history like they would just kill it's like giving you a fighting chance i i'm with gavin it has to be as vague as possible you just have to know that now you live your life under like ominous circumstances i'd have a i'd have a knife on you ready to kill the person i know somebody's looking to kill me looking to kill you You've got to think of it as well.

You'd have quite some time before they'd be capable of accidentally killing you.

You assume.

I think you'd at least have five years of chilling out.

Why?

A baby could crawl into the street and you have to avoid the baby and you drive your car right off a cliff.

You don't know.

A baby could.

PCH is crazy.

A baby could be patient zero for some new pandemic that's going to wipe you out first.

Dude, imagine somebody's born and a million fog horns go off.

I didn't even consider that.

You would have to ask other people like, hey, did you guys listen to the foghorn?

Yeah, it would be a subreddit.

It's going to be a thing where when there's an earthquake in LA, it's everyone tweeting, earthquake, earthquake.

Did you feel an earthquake?

Dude, whoa.

Can you imagine if somebody's like, did you just hear a foghorn?

You're like, no.

You got to be like, I got to get the fuck away from this guy, though.

Oh, man.

Wow.

Kind of scary.

Yeah,

I would want to know.

Well, I'm just going to start playing fog horns randomly around gavin's house

such a good idea enlist it enlist meg into this

well time is permanent right like we can't change the track like entropy hold on well like okay so you're creating a scenario in which you know something that's happening in the future but

everything we we're on a track right essentially are you saying we're

everything that will happen has happened is that a thing

Theoretically.

You're saying you can't change anything?

Are you positing that time is a flat circle?

I think, that was true, Detective.

I was thinking of Devs, the show Devs, which is about alternate realities and like the premise of like you can't change, like if you're, if something is supposed, I guess I'm sort of also touching on Charlie and Desmond in season three of Lost.

Charlie's going to die.

Nothing, like, Desmond can delay it, but it's, it's, it's destined.

Yeah, he's the constant yeah yeah this is supposed to be touching on nature nurture and like free will versus fate you know yeah it'd be interesting if if uh let's just get rid of that concept and every time you're in a scenario that you could die you got a horn that was like a 24-hour horn and if you survive the next 24 hours you know that whatever you did was not the path you could have taken that would have resulted in your death.

Yeah, but every way you could die, you would hear a horn constantly it would constantly be horning

yeah guys guys i'm so horning right now

i could trip getting up from this table and hit my head in just such a way to kill myself you get born and you hear a fog horn and yeah okay oh

i could choke on a triple a battery that has a a future date on it and it yeah and it doesn't even it doesn't even expire until 2086 shit hell gavin's cats could breathe a few more times and that could build in

I was really thinking about life as a telltale game where there's only like three different paths.

You'd either either ors.

It'd be interesting to know how many times you evaded death by any end of your life.

Do you think you're on the good path right now?

Well, it feels like anytime you're close to a death, there'd be a QuickTime event.

So you'd know.

You'd have to mash exabunes.

Have you ever done anything?

I guess like chopping.

like like vegetables is the closest i can think of of what would feel like a real life quick time event

But not like death related.

You've never felt that.

Nothing death related.

No, no, no, no, no.

Oh, God.

No.

I've never had to like chisel my way out of ice that I was stuck underneath.

I'm trying to think of like physical actions.

Maybe running away from something, I guess.

You never had to like tap X three times and then hold Y to fend off a zombie in the parking lot?

No.

Zero zombie experiences.

Have you ever like felt like you just avoided death?

Like if you're on a bike and you had like a real fast front tire wobble, you're like, whoa, and you almost went.

You most of the time that would have been that would have been bad.

Constantly, all day.

I had a dream that I thought I died.

That was weird.

Oh, like a very

vivid, clear dream.

So, what were you, a ghost?

Or you were a body?

No, I was me.

I was me in the dream, and I died in the dream.

But then what?

And the last part of the dream was accepting my death.

And then I woke up.

As what, though?

Me.

I think you might be dead, because I'm pretty sure if you die in a dream, you die in real life.

That's like pretty clear, right?

Yeah.

How are you coming to terms with the fact that you died if you were dead?

No, no, no, I wasn't dead yet.

You just said you died in the dream.

I died.

No, I know you didn't die in real life.

I think you did.

It was the act of dying.

The dream was the act of dying.

Yeah, and then you had to come to terms with it

after

his death.

No, because...

because okay, well, I was like on the gold line of death, and then I woke up, okay.

So, you were just like your final breath, I was sitting in my bed in my room, and everything was normal.

I didn't realize I was dreaming,

and then

I had like a severe heart attack, or my heart stopped, and I fell to my side.

Jesus Christ,

and I was thought, I can't yell for help, and I don't have a phone near me.

I guess this is, I guess I'm dead.

holy jesus and then i woke up and i went oh that was a dream okay

but i went through the process of like evaluating it was very it was it was not a great dream could you do this it was an odd experience can you start wearing a health tracker at night because i'm worried that your heart had some sort of palpitation it affected your dream yeah i don't i don't know i'm doing good now i got i'm masked up I'm having good sleeps.

How is that CPAP working for you?

Right now, not great because

the mask is not good.

I need to figure out the mask.

Oh, no.

The mask keeps blasting off.

Last night, I kept waking up with it on the floor.

So I think I'm taking it off because it's shooting off and then I'm taking it off and then not remembering.

That sleep amnesia.

Do you not hear the machine going ape shit though if the mask's off?

I think I'm either sleeping or like the air, it's it's shoot, it's farting air pretty frequently.

Here's the problem I'm currently having: I'll put it on my face, and because of the size of my head, if I tighten the straps all the way, they pop off because it's just my head is larger than the tightness of the grip of the thing isn't strong enough.

So I have to just have like a less, less tight thing.

And then with the air, I can feel the air blowing into the like, because it's a mask.

I can feel blowing into the mask.

And with each blow, it feels like it's slowly coming off of my face.

Okay.

Like it's pushing up, like it's floating, it's filling with air.

And so I think I'm falling asleep before that fully happens.

And then it lifts off my face at some point.

And in a sleep state, I'm just taking off the mask because it's blasting.

Yeah, I think just try a different, a bigger one.

There is no bigger one.

That's the problem.

What do you mean there's no bigger one?

There's got to be a bigger one.

I've looked at, well, no, it's like hats.

It's like, this is large.

There's no way.

There's there's no way the largest mask strap won't go around your head it's the infrastructure of it so i got a different mask the problem is the the vent thing is on the back of it and i don't know how that'll work necessarily with how i sleep so i got to test it but i just there weren't instructions on how to strap it so i bet i could go over there and attach that thing properly to your head maybe yeah i'll do it when i tuck you in

be a part of the tucking in ritual obviously i'll tuck in your legs first so you feel maximum cozy.

Oh, thank you.

Just don't tuck in the sheet.

I like to move the legs.

I don't want to feel trapped.

Eric has posted a picture of a full face mask that you're going to see.

Yeah, I've seen this.

What the fuck?

Is that real?

It is real.

Yeah.

What do you do with your eyes?

Dude, we got it.

Dude, you got to get these.

This rocks.

When I was looking at different sizes, I came across that and people were like, nobody's able able to use those don't get one of those how those don't work what do you mean this woman looks like she's having a blast very much awake

because she got such a good night's sleep

i'm leaking a lot of oxygen through my eyes is there a c pet mask where we wouldn't that just be like batting your eyelashes around constantly

I yeah, I feel like it would be pretty uncomfortable.

Keeps night spiders from crawling into your eyes, though.

Not if they climb into the machine.

Oh, yeah, then there's no escape because they go through the machine and it's sucked onto your face.

Yeah, they would

see the night spiders come in.

Oh, no.

Yeah, that would be a problem because

the way that my mask currently works is the bottom half is like magnetized.

So you just snap that off and then you can easily lift it.

That's a tough mask to immediately remove.

Hard to get out.

Yeah.

It's a tough escape.

I can't believe you dreamt you just died of a heart attack.

And it was like the most vivid dream I've ever had.

It was very, it was a bad combo.

Was it painful?

No.

I was just in my room.

I was sitting and then I fell to my side.

I was like, oh, it's over.

That really bummed me out.

Yeah, it wasn't fun.

We're good now.

I got my ribs.

Oh, Christ.

What a weird episode.

Like 10 ribs, right?

How many ribs do I got?

I think you got 12 on each side.

I got 12 on each.

There's no way I got 12 on each side.

I think the top ones are pretty small.

Let's look at this.

Oh, yeah.

I got 10.

No, 10.

Oh, no.

Wait.

They're counting those as 11 and 12 in the back.

You don't consider that.

You don't count those.

They're pretty shit ribs.

What's shit about them?

They're so small.

Well, they only need to be small.

That's the space they're fixing or they're protecting.

If you ordered ribs at a restaurant and they brought you 11 or 12, when...

If you ordered human ribs at a restaurant?

One through 10.

I imagine other animals' ribs are equally shifting.

What does a cow's ribs look like?

Boy, I thought you were about to say cat.

I thought you were saying cat ribs and I was going to fucking flip.

I've never, you don't eat cat ribs.

I eat a cow ribs, say pork ribs.

What does a pig's rib cage look like or a cow?

Looks like a big, looks like a big rib cage.

Wow, okay, so it's less of a variance.

Yeah, cows are typically pretty big.

Pigs

less big.

Pigs less big, but big still with ribs.

Pigs are pretty uniform.

Now, see, pigs and cows, pigs and cows, they are protected from the bottom and the side, unlike humans.

Interesting.

Wait, that pig image, that diagram, has blown my mind.

The ham is just the back of the pig.

Let's have a look.

Like a cartoon ham is just a pig's ass, yeah, it's an anus.

Well, it's like a cheek and a leg, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's just it's the hawk, right?

It's like the yeah, the hawk's down there.

The trot, the foot's called the trotter.

That's fun, yeah.

Uh, but yeah, the ham is just like the yeah, it's the ass.

I've never seen a picture of a ham inside the pig, that's crazy to me.

Baby back ribs,

and there's a cat.

I don't look at that one

Some reason.

How come their feet hurt called trotters?

Wait,

the heel's like the back knee.

So what's the bit?

See, you just

give Gavin a picture of animals and he's got a lot of questions.

I didn't realize all of that.

So the foot goes like halfway up the...

What's the pivot point at the paw then?

What's the back of that?

Not a heel?

Yeah, Gavin.

Or Jeff, what is it?

What are you asking me for?

It's...

What?

What's the pivot point at the what, the where the paw, like the where, like a where the heels?

Oh, the metatarsal.

Well, that's like the

toe bones.

It's the same as your toes.

Yeah, but

it doesn't go halfway up my leg.

Well, it's because they have a longer heel than you do.

Doesn't mean it doesn't make your heel any less valid.

It just means they're always on they're on tippy toes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Little high heels.

They're like ballerinas.

Yeah.

Oh.

I also found this image, but it makes the cat look evil.

Oh.

It is like scary.

Oh, shit.

That's how scary.

That looks like the cat for Mouse Hunt.

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While we're talking about animals, can I ask you guys a question that I have in my dregs list?

Yeah.

My wife presented this to me and I didn't have a good answer for her.

You guys, you know how we eat chicken eggs?

It's like a big thing right now, right?

Because eggs are so expensive and it's become a big political sticking point.

We eat ostrich eggs sometimes.

There's quail eggs.

A lot of different eggs turn into food, right?

Why don't we eat turkey eggs?

I'm the wrong guy to ask.

Maybe like they're really small.

They're not.

I don't think.

I think they're bigger than regular eggs.

I just don't.

Oh, wow.

Why don't we eat turkey eggs?

Have a look.

Oh, look at this.

Yeah.

Look, there's a turkey egg.

It looks delicious.

I know people have on duck eggs.

It's a little bit bigger than duck.

I know people eat duck.

Should we have a turkey fry up?

Turkeys lay eggs less frequently, so

making them less common and more expensive, but they're edible and similar in taste.

I think chickens just lay eggs very, very often, and uh, it appears turkeys do not.

Great question.

I never thought about it.

Does turkey only lay a fertilized egg?

Well, they also pluck out, like, I think they plop out

unfertilized eggs.

Yeah, so how often is a turkey's lay?

Egg lay

Just

one clutch of eggs per year.

A clutch consists of roughly 10 to 12 eggs laid over a period of about two weeks.

Oh, so there you go.

That's why.

Yeah, they really barely lay eggs.

So they have like an annual period.

Yeah, and it looks like chickens can start producing eggs.

It says chicken production, they come into production 19 or 20 weeks.

A turkey takes 32 weeks before it's laying eggs.

So everything about a turkey just takes takes longer interesting yeah

i wonder what it would be like to be a sicko a turkey egg sicko like like you're just like oh i don't eat those like you're really into eggs and you know like yeah that's like the most collectible yeah yeah and there's only 12 per turkey or whatever per year

i feel like we gotta seek out turkey eggs there's gotta be something we can get our hands on and eat oh i'm sure we can buy i'm sure we can buy turkey eggs i just i mean i think we're gonna be disappointed in it they probably like hundreds of dollars if that's what they lay uh

No, you said have like a lot of turkeys.

It's a, yeah, I have here's a half dozen turkey eggs for six bucks.

Oh, oh, oh, that's way like

I don't think they're like very sought after or crazy.

I think it's just in terms of what's the easiest way to get this egg, a chicken just does everything faster than a turkey.

I think that's all it is.

This feels like a job to give a falcon and not a Patreon subscriber.

I mean a literal falcon.

You think you should train a falcon to go get

it feels like a falcon should be able to go retrieve some turkey eggs yeah i trust them for that mission why don't we eat any reptile eggs

that sounds gross and it i don't i don't it does but i don't know why because it's also an egg yeah but i wonder do you think it's like a different do you think it's like a softer thing like it's just like not the same ew i got answers okay

all right Why don't we eat reptile eggs?

They are reported to be a little fishy in flavor.

But the other reason why we don't eat it is that most large reptiles are endangered or protected species oh yeah but you could have a snake like what if you owned a snake and then you just could have all the it's like owning a chicken right it'd be fishy i guess like a fishy egg

you have a snake no no no no no i don't have a snake because i like snakes i'm all about the eggs i'm an egg guy

What um, if mamma, if a mammal could lay an egg, what would be the best mammal egg and why is it a goat?

Oh, it's like a bunny.

Oh, I don't think goat tastes that well.

I think a cow egg would be pretty amazing.

That already makes so much great food.

I feel like I've already taken too much from the cow, though.

Yeah, I agree.

I like we can't take, we can't take the cow's eggs also.

I think it's got to be, I think it's got to be a mammal that, like, we don't do like goat, I think, is like a great answer.

Uh, because

I'm not doing much with a goat, you know what I'm saying?

Hippopotamus.

Oh, horse, horse egg.

People keep horses.

People ride horses.

Horses do tricks or whatever.

Horses lay eggs.

People do eat horses, too.

Yeah, see?

Gus said the best food he ever had in his entire life was horse sashimi.

And they do glue.

Yeah, they make glue.

It'd be like a porcupine.

Ooh, man.

I don't know if they do it.

Porcupine eggs seem so small.

They would be small, but I would be convinced that they were good because of their protection.

Oh, so the more defense is the more protected leggings.

Yeah, the more delicious the product is.

Like an armadillo egg.

Oh, an armadillo egg.

I bet raccoons would lay good eggs.

No, they're going to be trashy.

They're going to be gross.

That's like going like, ooh, possum eggs.

Like, you're a freak, dude.

Gross.

No, no, I think it'd make it more flavorful, kind of like chicken skin, how it's all like mostly waste.

Well, people eat catfish, don't they?

And they just suck on turd.

That's true.

That's true.

I feel like the raccoon egg would be the lunchables of the eggs.

I can eat a lunchable right about now.

That sounds good.

Hell yeah, dude.

Let's go get some.

Is that like a healthy grown-up lunchable?

Isn't that what Jake Paul was making or whatever?

No.

No, I think they had a bunch of rot in them.

I think it's like...

Hello Fresh, right?

Isn't that essentially?

Like those meal delivery services?

They're like factored.

Factor.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Adult lunchable.

You don't got a microwave of lunchable, though.

That's true.

You can, though, some of them.

I think charcuterie is probably just adult lunchables.

I think next time.

Yeah.

You know what?

That's a good thing.

Yeah, I used to eat these P3

protein packs, and it was like cubed-up cheddar cheese and almonds, and then like little bits of ham.

You might be right.

How are you spelling that?

C,

number three, I believe.

A-R-C-H-A-R-C-U-T-T-D

E-R-R-E-R-E-R-Y-M.

I E?

C-H-A-R-C-U-T-E-R-I-E?

I'm having to do the spelling kid thing with my hand.

I'm having to like write it out.

You're doing great, buddy.

You could type it.

There needs to be a song that says charcuterie and spells it, and then I'd be set.

Like, Gwen Stefani needs to know this.

The bananas.

What was that song that Eric played the other day?

It was like A-B-C-D-E-F Bitch or something.

Oh, man.

EF bitch.

Something like that, wasn't it?

Yeah.

Twinkle, twinkle, little fuck.

Yeah.

Song sucks.

That's just a fun activity, though, adding cursing to the rhymes.

That's pretty good.

Andrew, we still haven't done our technical difficulties video.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Oh boy, you need to.

Because of technical difficulties.

You can both stand to do it today.

God, no fucking kidding.

Yeah.

But you've also just said you reset all of your PCs.

So do you not have any anymore?

No, no, no, no.

This is a different computer.

Oh, good.

The technical difficulties computer is the one I don't use for work.

That was the Mac, right?

Yeah.

This is a laptop that is failing.

Said something about the drivers not being compatible with the thing, so I removed the drive.

Well, I removed the thing that was the drivers.

Isn't that quite new?

Wasn't that like a Brussel teeth thing?

It was, yeah, but it was funky from the start.

They modified it in some way.

I don't trust whatever they did.

It was funky from the beginning.

Did you not have to give that back?

Well, you hear me today.

Probably cut this part out.

Nobody asked me to give it back.

Bernie didn't reach out to you?

Not about that.

You're about to get an email.

I'm actually going to need that one.

Sorry.

If you took away everything that I currently use,

all I would have left is a Go XLR thing that Jeff gave me.

And I bought that personally, I think.

I don't think it was from the company.

That's what I'm saying.

You bought it.

It didn't work for your setup.

So I ended up with it.

Yeah.

Which they don't support now or something.

I read a whole thing about how Go XLR sucks.

Well, no, I think that

TC, whatever the company's called, got rid of that whole department.

So it's just unsupported.

Yeah.

Perfect.

Just bought one.

Really?

Like a month ago?

Oh, that was post, I think, when they fired everybody.

That was a bad move, Nick.

Gotta read more.

I am so excited for us to do our Philly cheese steak out.

I don't know when that's coming, but man, I was thinking about it yesterday.

It's a good idea.

I'm excited.

I love how excited you are about it.

And we just found out Kirby Lane does steaks now.

Oh.

So we can do a Kirby Lane kind of thing, and you guys can watch us from there.

So it doesn't even have to be like, I would love the high-end steak, but if it's something we want to do more quickly at like a different time of day, then like Dina steak.

Yeah, right.

You just kind of do like a Kirby Lane steak and it's not crazy.

Yeah, that works.

Is that outdoor seating there?

There is outdoor seating at Kirby Lane.

Is there one done?

Kirby Lane on Kirby Lane.

No, Kirby Lane on

Mueller, yeah.

We can stake out the Kirby Lane on Mueller.

We can do that for sure.

Yeah.

Are we going to be parked or are we going to be on the move?

Like, are we going to try and get different...

I think that's up to you guys.

I think we'll just have to see.

We'll see how we feel.

See how we feel.

We'll be listening in live and we'll be able to see from our car.

And then we need to get these binoculars that record what we see too.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Is that a real thing or did you guys like make that up?

Yeah, I was about to ask.

Oh, I mean, it's got to be a real thing.

It's 2020.

Okay, all right.

Let's search.

If there's a fork that squirts ketchup onto the food in my fork, well,

there isn't.

It doesn't exist.

That's not a thing because they failed.

I'm pretty sure this exists.

Binoculars that record.

Recording binoculars.

Video.

I mean, if not, I'll just get a long lens and put it on my camera and it's the same thing.

Oh, 4K night vision binoculars?

Why don't you use the binoculars, Jeff?

And I'll just use a really long lens.

That's fine.

I got a pair of binoculars right here.

I'm excited to dust them off.

Okay.

That sounds really good.

Yeah.

This looks like something from the 90s.

Yeah, it does.

It looks like a spy toy for.

It looks like a talk boy.

That's what I'll be using.

Incognito.

How crazy.

This would be good for bird watching.

Bit of ornithology.

What if, Jeff, instead of your car, we get a van that has like a camera advert on the side and a little hole cut out.

So we're actually filming through the camera lens.

That's a good idea, but it may be more doable to get just a van that doesn't have that other component to it.

We could rent one.

Yeah.

And we'd be like 80% of the way there.

If we wanted to be clever, we could get like a decal made and throw it on the side.

But usually when you're doing a when you're doing a stakeout, you don't advertise that you're doing a stakeout.

It would probably like a plumber's van.

No, I know.

But if you saw a picture of a camera on the side of a van, you wouldn't think, oh, that's a real camera.

I probably,

yeah, I'm not sure what you...

I don't know.

When I go to an old house, any picture I see, I assume the eyes are cut out and people are watching me.

I just like the idea of

an advert of a camera coming on TV and you start ducking out the way.

what if okay there's no hole in the van but we make it we get a u-haul and we put a little living room in there so we can climb into that and just sit on a couch while we do the steak out so you guys do that and then me and nick eat steaks um yeah i hey honestly i say go for it i

still like this idea yeah

i'm all for it yeah yeah do it and then also me and nick will go eat steaks if if you guys are doing that we're getting a better steak place yeah absolutely wait why does that up the cost of the steak because i don't like that you're so comfortable with me eating diner steak.

Like the more comfortable you are, the better steak I should be able to get.

We should go to Perry's or something.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, we're really like, you're kind of like, if you're just in Jeff's car, we'll go to Kirby Lane.

But if you've got a living room in the back of a U-Haul, we're going like somewhere nice.

I don't want them going to a nice steak place.

So

what if we get the van, we nix the U-Haul, so we're still less comfortable, but we get newspapers, which I think still exist in some markets, and we cut out holes in the middle of the newspaper.

Yeah, and then that's where we view through.

If we instead get a tandem bicycle, what kind of shit do they have to eat?

A cheeseburger on the curb.

Yeah,

that's like

corndog and fries, maybe.

Okay.

Yeah.

And we should be filming you at that point.

Have you ever made a twin bicycle that could break off into two unicycles if needed?

Whoa,

like when Batman he checks out of the Batmobile and it just becomes the fucking motorcycle.

How has that never happened in a Bond movie?

I'm just thinking if you two are staking out and then somebody catches you and it's like, oh, we got to break, we got to separate.

We got to get away.

Snap off into two unicycles and go in different directions.

I can't imagine a good mechanical way of doing that.

I assume it'd have to be like explosive bolts that separate them.

I started looking up how like a tandem bike could become a unicycle and I found instead I found

a unicycle.

That's a tandem unicycle.

That's basically one wheel with two seats.

That is the craziest thing I've ever seen.

We have to learn how to do that.

It's got two stands.

What the

fuck?

Oh, that looks like a nightmare.

You're just going to eat shit.

Wait, how are you?

Oh, my my god.

Are you facing the same way or are you facing each other on that?

You are facing the same way.

Okay.

Wow.

Jeff.

Fat Tire Ale used to do this thing where they would have this bike rally that would go around the country as like a tour and they would sell beer or give away beer and have bands play.

And then they would have all these insane bicycles like that.

And then they would just put them in the middle and you could ride them around and break your arm.

And I used to, I took Billy like two years in a row.

It was so much fun.

And I swear to God, I've seen one of those at that thing.

We would, we've got to buy this, Gavin.

Yeah.

How much is that?

I this looks like it's welded together.

I don't,

I don't know that there's, I don't see a price tag on anything.

Can I use regulation to rent a MIG welder?

Absolutely.

Would it be MIG or TIG?

I never know what they're used for.

Who are you asking us?

I just thought maybe because Eric, you're kind of like an oily mechanical guy to look at.

Yeah, but I don't weld anything.

You just look like someone who knows something about welding.

I like work on a car.

I know how to fix stuff on a car, but I don't know how to, like, I'm not welding anything.

Do you know how to weld?

No, I'm asking you.

And I keep saying I don't know how to weld.

Well, I'm not asking you anymore.

Go back to talking about fucking ribs.

You might get some ribs for dinner.

Who's the weldiest guy of the group?

It's got to be you.

That's Eric.

I mean, it's probably me.

I just don't know how to do it.

Yeah, but you'll learn.

I'll learn.

I don't give a shit.

Sure.

Dude, are we going back to Fort?

Dude, let's go to Fort St.

Collins.

Let's go to Fat Tire.

It used to come to Austin, but I don't know if it's still on tour.

But that was

Murder by Death.

That's a great band.

Murder by Death is a great band.

Yeah, no, that's cool.

It's their farewell tour.

So we see it one last time.

They had the foghorn.

Yeah.

Someone's coming to kill me eventually.

Well, we should probably wrap this up.

I'm going to go get some ribs.

Which animal?

I don't know yet.

We'll see.

Not a cat, right?

Yeah.

I do kind of want ribs now.

Yeah, yeah.

Cat ribs.

There's no way I'm going to be able to get ribs tonight.

It's just not.

you live in texas what do you mean

that's a good point so uh married party march is i assume ended by the time this comes out it is do you guys want to take a guess at who won not me there's been some

there's been some hard fumbles so far i feel like i might have a chance at winning just because of other people fumbling gavin is positioned right now i think it's gavin jeff andrew nick in that order

and i think the only two people who haven't screwed each other yet is me and jeff We do that off-camera.

Yeah, thanks.

Got to film the truck that you rent.

Why does this living room have a bed in it?

If Gavin and I tried to fuck, it would be the

most unsensical thing.

We couldn't talk on the phone yesterday.

What happened?

What happened?

You guys were telling me about this, but didn't explain any of it.

What happened?

We tried to talk.

I don't know.

I don't.

I genuinely don't know why Gavin and I couldn't talk on the phone together.

Well, first, you rang me and it came up as my UK.

So I got two Sims.

I got two E-Sims.

One's my UK number.

And it came up with UK written on it.

So I was like, wait, you don't know my English phone number, but why is it ringing my English number?

And I was worried if I answered that, it would be an international phone call.

So I hung up and then I FaceTime audioed you and you said hello, but you were also calling me again.

So I tried to hang that one up.

It hung up the audio, the FaceTime audio.

Then when you call me again, I answered it and I had an itchy ear.

So I moved my headphones to itch my ear and it just like unpaired my headphones.

So then you were coming out of the phone and I was talking to my headphones.

It was a complete mess for about 45 seconds.

That's the fucking most uncomfortable thing I've ever done.

And by the time we were actually talking, you were annoyed.

I was pretty fucking annoyed.

I was pretty fucking...

You told me to call you and then you made a very hard to call you.

But don't call my UK number, even though you don't know.

I don't have two fucking phone numbers, dude.

I don't know.

I picked Gavin in my phone.

It's the same number that we text from.

I don't know.

They're stupid.

It doesn't work.

Do you ever notice how when you call me, it never rings my UK number?

Why do you think that is?

I've still got stuff I need that phone number for.

I can't log into my bank without that phone number.

Are you serious?

Oh, I can't log into my bank.

what what what I don't know I'm just I want ribs do you do you log into your Canadian bank

not via my phone number no

but you use it right to call me yeah no but you use your Canadian bank

yeah because you grew up there right

yeah yeah

yeah

ribs now

What's everybody going to have for dinner?

I want to know before we angle ribs.

Probably.

Ribs sound good.

I think it's gonna have to be ribs i'm gonna have to go to rudy's or something what's the superior rib between chilies and tgis the one that's in my stomach where do you think a tga fridays is in austin oh right is there not one oh they're they're gone baby yeah i don't know where you'd find it yeah where's the nearest

maybe round rock round rock

yeah you guys see that rock it ain't that round No, crazy.

Not round at all.

Which is crazy because over time rocks get round.

Yep.

So one day it will be.

How old are rocks?

Do you ever think about that?

Nope.

Let's go get ribs.

Four billion years?

Like, are all rocks the same age?

Yeah.

Are sharks older than rocks?

Well, a shark could theoretically live forever, right?

If it didn't get a disease.

So it's like me.

Yeah, well, what's stopping a human from living forever?

Probably choices.

These fucking foghorns keep ruining it.

So So, is everybody really getting ribs for dinner?

Yes.

I kind of want them.

I think

now.

I think I'm going to give our ribs for dinner.

Is anyone knowing that?

And you yourself could get ribs if you stop listening to this podcast.

No, it's way too early to get ribs.

It's also, it's one o'clock for you.

You can't get ribs right now.

That's not dinner time.

Absolutely.

Get ribs right now.

Are you a lunch ribs guy?

I'll eat a rib whenever I feel like.

Not for breakfast.

Have you ever had a ribbon breakfast, ribs try to stop me, you son of a bitch?

Yeah, but you've never done that, surely.

You've never done that.

If I said, be sucking on some ribs.

Andrew, I feel like you were quite aggressive today.

Yeah.

He wants ribs.

I didn't sleep well.

Yeah, but you have the C-Pap now.

Yeah,

as I said, the mask.

We went over with this.

It blasted off for the night.

It took off.

Kind of like we're about to do.

Thanks for listening to another episode of the Regulation Podcast.

This one was definitely one of the episodes we have made and released.

We'll see you next week.

Delicious.

I had a great time.

I enjoyed myself.

Why would you choose Chili's when you can go get like Rudy's?

I mean, you're not going anywhere.

You're just going to get it ordered.

I think reps are trash and it should be from a trash place.

Oh,

maybe two act like you're on a phone call and just be quiet and mute.