Involuntary Screams // Andrew's Mind Table [39]

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Hello, and welcome to another episode of the Regulation Podcast.

This is episode 39.

My name is Jeff Ramsey, and with me, as always, Andrew, Eric, Nick, and Gavin, as they are colloquially known.

However, we're going to pick nicknames soon, and I guess we'll have to go by our new monikers.

Ooh.

So are we picking?

How is that working again?

So we're doing a nickname draft.

We're going to record it tomorrow.

We're all picking one nickname for each of us.

Then how is the ultimate nickname being decided?

Do we pick that?

I don't think you should be able to pick that.

How does that, how's that going to work?

You don't get to select your own nickname.

So we all, yeah.

Yeah.

So we all select nicknames for each other, and then you're at the mercy of the wheel.

Oh, we're at the mercy.

Oh, great.

Okay.

Your four nicknames go on the wheel and the wheel gets spun.

Are we each bringing one for everybody?

Is that how that works?

Yeah, everyone but yourself.

Yeah, you guys getting mean?

I'm not going to tell you where I'm going.

I would like to not.

Okay, Andrew's going to get mean.

Cool.

I'm thinking about it.

Andrew already got mean on.

No, no, no, no, no, Mr.

domice no no no he got spicy no i went spicy

but uh i have uh can i give you one of my scrap names that i had i had a a nickname for gavin that i really like but it has his uh partner's name in it so i had to get rid of it nutmeg

how does that

i was thinking because you're kind of you've been squirrely recently like you've been a little bit of a menace and i was like you're nutty like a squirrel nut nut vibe and nutmeg.

And I thought, Meg's name is in it.

I can't do it.

So it's just a coincidence that one of my nuts went bad.

Yes.

Didn't even think about that.

I'm completely unrelated.

I was really focused in on the squirrel aspect of it.

Hey, Gav.

Yeah.

Maybe stop living in the past, okay?

It's true.

That was almost 20 years ago.

Good lord.

20 years ago?

You've been, you've had an injured nut for 20 years?

What'd it be?

18 years ago?

Yeah, 2007.

Have you ever done anything in that gap where you're like, man, this would be easier if I had a hundred percent nut on the other side?

Well, I would say I'm I'm back at a hundred percent nut.

Really?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, like both nuts work perfectly, right?

It's just one is stapled to the side of your body.

It's not staple to my body.

It's staple to the sack.

Is the sack part of your body?

Yeah, but you always you always describe it.

I'm stapled to my fucking body.

You always describe it to other people like someone stapled it to my leg.

That's exactly what it sounded like to me.

I thought it was was stapled to your leg.

It was stapled to your sack, whatever.

Stapled to you.

It said you stapled to you.

I didn't say it was stable to your foot or anything.

I mean, I don't know if it makes the

sperm.

I don't know if they could test jizz and know which one came from which bollock.

Do little jizzes have like nut fingerprints on them?

I don't think so.

There's not like a bunch of lefts and rights swing around.

You can tell

which receptacle it it came from.

I don't think so.

Right bald, left bald.

That's very cool.

Right bald, more creative.

Whatever.

Yeah, like, Jeff, you have, you have only one kid, so you've only succeeded with one ball so far.

Yeah, that's a good point.

And then I snipped it, so now it doesn't really, now I can't do it again.

She's left-handed.

So

I don't know if that plays any part in the

Nick says same here.

Yeah.

I got the old snip.

Yeah, Nick's

nick and i got fixed we got uh spayed or neutered whichever one's appropriate for us i thought nick was a green he was left-handed i completely misread that if if you took one of my balls okay

whose kids would you be having oh that's an interesting question yeah like if you just had someone else's ball put on does it start making their kids or the balls kids oh I don't know.

That's yeah, I'm too dumb for this.

Oh.

Because it would be pretty cool to have one of your own and one of someone else's, and then it's just kind of a potluck.

Like a split?

Do you know what?

Where did babies come from?

Is that the title of this episode?

No,

this is an awesome way to segue into something that happened to me

on Monday night that I have been horrified and dying to tell you guys because it's kind of related to what we're talking about in some ways.

And it has left me a shaken person.

Monday night, I was laying in bed watching TV with my wife,

just laying on top of the covers and my jammies because she was going to go to sleep after we finished watching silo or whatever.

And then I was going to get up and play Call of Duty.

And the dog, he sleeps in bed with us.

He's pretty good again.

He's regained his bed privileges.

And so he's pretty rad.

He's pretty rad.

He's getting, a lot of the puppy is leaving him and he's just becoming a good sleepy bulldog.

But he brought his

hockey stick

up into bed with him so that he had something to chew on.

He's got this like little Detroit Red Wings hockey stick we got him.

And he likes to be touching me at all times albert does

at all times he likes to be touching me and it's annoying because a lot of times he'll like be chewing on something like right next to my thigh and i'll just get like sopping wet from like slobber and shit but you just learn to deal with it right like you can kind of get numb to it and so he climbs kind of on top of me and he drops the uh the hockey stick like in my lap and i went

Well, that's not where you should be chewing that.

And I went, hey, but and right as I did, right as I said, I was like, hey, buddy, right as I said that, he bit me so hard fully on the dick that it changed my life in an instant.

I have never in my life felt a pain like that.

Like, I've never been shocked alert more quickly.

And he, like, he had my dick in his, in his mouth for a couple seconds there because he was like, what?

And I'm like, what?

And

he bit my dick head and my shaft about about halfway down the shaft i have never felt a bruising like that like he didn't break the skin or anything but i went i screamed i went my dick like that

emily goes what i go eat on my dick oh my god and i jumped up and i just grabbed my dick with both hands and i ran around the upstairs for like i don't know a 90 seconds not knowing what to do i was just in blinding pain and i didn't know if my dick had been ripped off I didn't know if I was covered in blood, I couldn't look down because I was too scared.

I didn't feel wet, you know, I didn't feel blood in my hands, so I thought that was a good sign.

But I genuinely, it hurt so unbelievably bad, I just didn't know, and I was scared to find out.

So, after like 90 seconds of running around in circles, I finally looked down and my dick was still there, and I was fine.

But uh, it is, it was sore for three days.

Was it worse than the toilet seat?

Yeah, way worse than the toilet seat.

Oh, man,

Because it was sharp and hard.

Did you punish him?

Yeah, did you put Albert in the penalty box?

No,

it's not his fault.

Did you like do it back to him?

So that way he knows what it feels like.

No.

It was an accident.

My little buddy didn't mean to.

But yeah, it was one of the worst moments of recent memory.

And

I recommend fully not doing that.

If you ever get a chance to not be bitten by a dog on your dick, do your best not to be bitten by a dog on your dick.

It is always bad when you scream completely involuntary.

Yeah.

Involuntarily.

I did it on a plane maybe a year ago where I screamed in someone's face completely out of my control.

Just like they spooked you?

No, I just had my hand on the

armrest and someone just bashed their bag into my little finger.

And it hurt so much I just went, ah!

Oh no!

No!

And I was like, I'm sorry.

I apologize for screaming.

It was just shot out.

And

it made the person next to me jump.

Made me jump a little bit.

I think they thought I was a psycho.

It just came out of me because it crushed my little finger.

That sounds terrible.

Oh.

How long did it hurt for?

Oh, maybe like two seconds.

Oh, just instant.

Yeah.

It was instantly fine, but it just...

Do you think the yelling was longer than the pain?

I think the yelling was the exact same length as me.

That makes it even worse because then you come out of the yell pain-free.

It just makes it awkward.

It came and it left immediately.

Oh, man.

Albert.

Is he like an, is he a Red Wings guy?

He seems to be, yeah.

Big Red Wings.

He's pretty into that hockey stick.

Yeah.

That makes me really happy imagining him just running around with a hockey stick.

He does it.

I will say he's more of a hockey dog than a basketball dog.

He tends to favor his hockey toys more than his basketball toys.

I have a little Celtics, a little Celtics hot dog for him.

He's not into it at all anymore.

I was thinking about talking about Albert and biting your dick and penalty boxes.

Is there, outside of hockey, are there other sports where you can accidentally get penalties?

Like you can get a penalty, not like doing something unintentionally can get you penalized?

Football?

But that's like an act of intent.

You know what I mean?

What was the intent?

Like you're trying to...

I guess, I guess it would be the same.

How is it an accident in hockey, but not an accident in basketball?

If you shoot the puck clear over the glass, you get penalized.

Well,

in soccer football, if the goalkeeper touches the ball outside the box, it's a penalty.

Interesting.

Okay.

It's not an actual penalty.

I think it just gets a sent off or something.

I mean, in like American football, you go to like tackle a guy, you might, like, your hand might slip and you grab a face mask or you pull him down by like the back of the jersey, like horse collar.

Like, those are typically intentional in basketball if you accidentally elbow somebody in the head that's a foul whether you did it on purpose or not and a lot of times you're not even looking and not even looking in the same direction when it happens that means jeff i gotta say not after the sports improvements draft it's not oh

i'm very excited about the sports improvement draft i came up with one last night while i was watching the self exam that i cannot wait to to jump into that's great are we doing that friday as well or is that something else we are we're doing nickname draft and sports improvement draft.

Awesome.

I have a question.

Definitely.

Why don't we make better helium?

Aren't we?

We're almost out of helium.

Isn't that a...

Do we make...

Are we making helium?

I don't know anything about helium.

I think it's a finite resource, actually.

Yes.

There's a huge shortage.

Wait, there's a helium shortage?

Well, we've just used Quite Love, and it takes millions of years to get created in the air.

And it also is so light that it just...

leaks out of the top of the atmosphere.

But then why can't I just get my balloons filled at like the grocery store with it?

Why?

What do you mean?

It's a rare resource.

Well, I mean, it's not like that we're going to run out.

It's just as demand, like as it runs low, it'll just get more expensive until eventually no one can afford it.

So we can't make helium?

No.

How?

Where does helium come from?

Where does anything come from?

Well, like, the iPhone comes from Apple.

It's the craziest.

As soon as you ask the question, I'm like, we're about to hear the craziest shit we've ever heard on this podcast.

I just, man, words out of your mouth.

And I was waiting with bated breath.

The iPhone comes from.

I can source that product.

I think helium just comes from the ground.

Apple shut down their helium plant when Steve Jobs died.

Oh, no.

Yeah.

Well, is there a company that specializes in helium?

There would have to be, right?

Companies that suck it out of the pockets in the ground.

Helium extractors, yeah.

I can't tell if you guys are fucking with me or not.

Nobody's fucking with you.

Eric just wrote a non-renewable natural resource that comes from radioactive care of uranium and thorium.

So it's created by other stuff that takes a really long time to decay.

But if you're sitting on an old-ass uranium and thorium stockpile,

you might be sitting pretty.

Wait, so you drill in for it?

You extract it?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Drill, baby, drill for helium.

What do you think fracking is?

It's just people trying to get helium for balloons.

yeah it's part fracking is all party city i think so that's why they went out of business because they stopped fracking that's what happened oh biden oh

so i'm imagining like minecraft theoretically you could like hit a wall and then your voice would just get high pitched and you hit a pocket of helium i don't think it's it's men drill i think they're tiny little minuscule holes.

No, I gotta go with Andrew on this one.

You dig a hole too deep and then you sound funny.

I got it.

I think I found it.

Yeah,

I found it, guys.

I think I found the vein.

I do like the idea of like, oh, I wonder what's through here.

Oh, shit.

It's like a canary for a completely different use.

High-fitch canary, we found some voice.

Oh, my God.

Listen, that canary.

We struck gold.

Okay, so they mine it.

And it's not something we.

Well, and I think hydrogen would be even lighter than helium.

Wait.

Hydrogen.

Because it's.

Well, it's also very flammable, though.

They don't use it.

That's the bomb, right?

That's how...

Well, wait.

Why are we teaching this?

Why are we bothering to teach this to Andro?

Isn't that what you need for water, too, right?

You need hydrogen?

I mean, it's in water, yeah.

Yeah.

It's part of water.

Yeah, it's an element.

Okay.

So can hydrogen float?

It's the H part of water.

How can hydrogen float?

Because helium floats.

That's why I want helium better.

Does rocks float on helium?

This is a great

baby.

12 minutes 2013 rooster teeth.

Hell yeah.

We're doing it.

Now that we've somehow managed to make it fucking

15 minutes into this podcast, we should probably mention the goddamn Gerblers.

Thank you.

How much helium would you need to lift the Gerbler?

Probably not much.

A a couple of balloons I think would do it that's because that's yeah not to go back to helium but that's like why aren't we using it more my god because it's a finite resource okay so wait you started what you started with okay this and then we said it's running out and now you're back to we should do more i we should like we need to figure out helium there needs to be an investment in helium what do we use it for entrepreneur What I want to use it for is I have stairs in my place and lifting up groceries can be very heavy.

And I was thinking of what would be like an easy way to do it.

And helium doesn't, you need like a million balloons to lift up two pounds.

It's not efficient.

So

I was wondering, and you guys are more science-minded than I am, why we don't synthesize it.

Why aren't we making more effective helium?

You know what they say, but now I know.

Necessity is the mother of invention.

So maybe what we should do is use through, like just blow through the entire global supply of helium as quickly as possible because then we'll invent a replacement even that much faster.

I'm going to go to the grocery store and get six balloons right after this.

I'm doing my part.

Don't they do, don't some like Arctic hikers and some people that hike in like remote areas, don't they sometimes bring a helium balloon that they'll like or helium balloons that they'll attach to their pack to make them a little lighter?

I don't, I think that that's true.

Hold on, really?

I think you're just describing balloon fight.

Maybe this is how.

Oh, maybe.

Spoilers.

Spoilers.

Spoil it.

So, yeah, the up.

Nick posted a photo of the up guy.

Imagine if he could do that with like six balloons.

That would be great.

I guess that's probably dangerous.

There's actually, there's probably a line in which you can make helium too effective.

Well, yeah, it all comes from like radioactive decay, doesn't it?

So like.

What the fuck?

The thing that I would use to give me a high-pitched voice comes from radioactive decay?

Yeah, is that not what it is?

I'm pretty, like, oh my God, earlier, I'm pretty sure that's what it is.

Yeah, we read that.

Oh, yeah, radioactive decay of the uranium in a.

Oh, Jeff posting a photo of a backpack.

See, this is what I mean.

How convenient that would be.

So you're not really wearing the backpack then.

You're kind of just taking it for a walk with you.

That's yes.

That's what I want my groceries to do.

Now, hang on.

Hang on.

What Jeff described is people actually doing hikes, and this helps them.

This appears to be part of like a YouTube video where they're going to do like a gender reveal.

What is, there's like stuff in the balloons.

These are, this is like the crate, it's like an empty backpack.

What is this?

I just thought it was a better image than this one, which is the only other one I could find.

Backpacking with balloon assist.

Nah, I like that.

It's tiny.

Tiny little.

Is there like a balloon lifestyle thing?

Like, can I make ballooning my lifestyle?

Well, some people get off over it.

I'm pretty sure I just saw TikTok on this, and that's why it's amazing.

What do you mean?

Now, when you say they get off over it,

like they're attracted to the balloon, or they're doing something with the balloon, or they're like, get in them, and they get hot in them, and they get hard in the balloon.

A lot of people find

are sexually fulfilled by popping balloons and rubbing on balloons and stuff.

There's that fetish, too.

I don't like that.

Yeah, there you go.

There's one right there.

That's one of the biggest balloon perverts on Earth.

Can that be the thumbnail?

It's the worst picture of a person I've ever seen.

It's a picture of

Slow-Mo Dan in a giant balloon.

What you can't see because of the balloon.

He's coming in that photo.

Well, that's how it's getting so filled at the bottom.

Do you think that that is...

You know how

there's like the iconic Farah Fawcett poster?

Like there's certain...

Is that the number one balloon kink photo?

That's actually the next shirt I'm selling.

It's just going to be that cut out perfectly on a little black shirt.

Oh, dude, that's so funny.

Oh, my God.

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Yeah, can you talk about the Gerplers now?

Oh, yeah, Gerpler.

We're doing a Gerpler thing.

Why did you pick up the reins if that's all you were going to do with it?

Right.

I mean, Gavin likes to spike the reins.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Okay.

Wait, did you see me?

I was not taking the reins.

No, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, did Gavin see me?

Oh, thank God.

I thought you were coming after me.

No, no, he wasn't.

He definitely wasn't.

Oh, my God.

Sorry.

I'm in a defensive posture against Gavin at all times.

I think that Jeff naturally is always the guy in the reins.

So that was like I'm sitting between Eric and Jeff, and I was passing the reins to Jeff.

Why would you pass it to me?

I brought up the fuck.

I tried to cut off the Helium conversation by bringing up the Gerpler and you immediately took it away from me to go back to Helium.

So then when Andrew, when Eric brought up the fucking Gerpler, you picked up the reins and you said, oh, yeah.

And then you launched into

one sentence.

My point, and I think if we pulled the audience, they would agree.

You're the Reigns guy of this show.

Yeah, but I am not the Reigns guy.

Right.

Yeah.

So I was getting it back to you.

Why did you?

Because I was excited about it.

We don't know where we're all sat in relation to each other in your head.

Oh, that's a great.

That's a great point.

I wouldn't know if I'm next to you to take the.

Yeah, where are we?

Where are we all sat?

Okay.

So Jeff is on like the end.

Like he's to my, he's at the front of, he's the head of the table.

What is the what's what's first off?

What shape is the table you're sitting at?

It's like a square table.

Let's go a square table.

Okay, yes, no head for five people.

Yep,

that's gonna be that's gonna be difficult, but okay.

Yep,

I don't know why we bought this table, but this is the table we're at.

So, is anybody on your plane with you on your side of the table?

Yeah,

who's sitting next to you?

Eric, left or or right?

Left.

So Eric is immediately left to you.

Yeah.

We got to draw this.

Can I draw this?

Yeah, please go.

Go, go, go.

And then on the left side of the table, who's there?

So this is how it goes.

It's you on one end, right, by yourself.

On the right side?

At the bottom.

Then I'm to your left.

What is the bottom of a table?

Am I under the legs?

No.

Okay.

I'm shifting the table.

One sec.

So I'm at the bottom of the table.

You're at the right side of it.

You're at the right side.

So you're by yourself on the right side of it.

So Jeff's on the right and he's alone.

He's alone on the right.

I'm to his left.

Wait, oh, God.

He's alone, but you're on the other corner.

Yeah, I'm on the other corner.

Yep.

There's an edge between us.

I'm to his left.

Got it.

Eric is to my left.

Eric is to your left.

But on the same side of the table.

But on the same side of the table.

Yes.

Oh, shit.

Okay.

So you're in the same panel.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Keep going.

Okay, then Nick is on the other end looking directly at Jeff.

Yep.

That makes me uncomfortable.

Gavin, you're on the opposite side of the table by yourself.

Next to Jeff on the other corner.

Okay, so now I just need to write some labels in these.

We've got

Jeff.

Let's see if this is accurate.

I think that was pretty clear.

Andrew.

We got there.

Wait, Eric was next to Andrew.

Yep.

Nick

on the other end.

Nick is looking straight at Jeff.

Yep.

I'm curious if other people think about this.

People listening, is this what you imagine?

What is your table?

Save like save as.

I don't even save it.

I don't think there's necessarily a short term use.

I opened paint to try to do the same thing, and it crashed so fast.

I drew a table, wrote Jeff, and then it went, we're done here.

And it went shut down on me.

And that's enough of that.

Where did that save to?

Okay, that's why we're done.

We're done.

Why isn't there like, hey, where did I just put the thing?

Hey, but you know what else is on the table?

A Gerpler.

Jeff, take it away.

Well, that's right, Andrew.

There is a Gerpler on the table because we are very excited.

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And I feel like if you can't get one this time, I genuinely don't know what to do.

Yeah, it's orderable.

To be clear, we ordered these when we sold out immediately in the last one.

This is how long it takes for them to come back in.

This is the reorder to try to make sure people get the black Gerplers that they wanted but uh before we get to gavin's drawing let's let's wrap this part out but something that we were able to get faster and something we wanted to uh get to the people are no scrumping signs and protected by falcon signs we've reprinted those the original art and everything the original sizing no scrumping protected by falcons but andrew had a really good idea regarding those signs well it was a hotly debated topic when we're discussing it because we wanted to restock these things but we couldn't determine which was wanted more we had different views on that and then also like how many to order for each because we don't want people to be disappointed like we never want we want to be able to provide merch for people that want it that's always the goal but we've We've never sold more than 300 of those things at a time, I don't think, which

makes it hard for us to determine the true demand for it.

And also, there's, I think, a fun layer of this of we were talking about

gauging this for a future merch release type thing.

And we're kind of debating between what would sell fastest when we do this stream or what we'll even sell more of, I guess.

There's not, I mean, it's very possible we don't sell out on either of these things, but what would be more popular?

And so I talked with our wonderful mod team.

You guys, would you want to pop in?

Like, you click the regulation pod discord, which is free, by the way.

We should put a link in the info of this, uh, the meta for this.

Yeah, please join the regulation discord.

Uh, yeah, if at all totally free, it's a lot of fun.

So, it's great.

It's an amazing server.

You guys click in.

I'm going to guide you to something.

We can put our votes down.

Okay.

Whoops.

Ah, shit.

Join Jeremy's.

All right, I'm on the.

I'm in Jack's Sunday group.

Nope.

What?

That's it.

Wrong one.

Where they play Seven Days to Die or whatever.

Okay, no, I'm in.

I'm in the regulation pod.

Okay.

So once you're in, you'll see at the top, there is a category called podcast announcements

and then a channel called the sign vote.

The sign vote.

Okay.

So this provides all the information of like where it is on the store when they go up and all that.

Wow.

What we're doing is we're picking sides and we're going to see who's going to win.

You can pick a team.

You can only pick one team.

And then once the stream goes live, this will be turned off and you're locked in to whatever you pick.

Whatever side wins this, the people that pick that side will get a unique Discord role relating to that side.

Oh, wow.

So we pick that by using these reactions at the bottom.

At the bottom,

you can pick one.

Okay.

Oh,

Team Falcon or Team Scrum.

I'm going to Team Scrum.

Oh, wow.

You guys are crazy.

You don't think Scrump?

I peep.

peeped.

Scrump's the OG, and it's such an iconic sign, but we're protected by Falcons.

Dude, guy like me is protected by Falcons.

Gavin, did you vote?

I can't find what you're talking about.

Okay.

What is it?

I mean,

announcements, what?

See at the top, podcast announcements?

And then below it, and then sign three things below that.

It says the sign vote.

Mine's actually above it in suggestions.

Oh, it's above it.

Oh.

Weird.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

And then you, and then it's the whole, hey, it's time.

Pick your team.

You scroll down below the link and you, there's two places to vote.

The scrum man see what

Gavin.

I haven't voted yet.

I'm away from you.

No.

You're also a scrump man.

Interest.

I'm a guy.

I'm going to pick Falcon.

Interesting.

Team Falcon.

I was initially on the Scrump side, but I think I might go Falcon.

Well, it's a tough thing because Scrump, the no scrumping is definitely the more iconic, longer-lasting thing, but but I feel like falcons have been a lot more relevant recently.

I think falcons have been a lot louder about getting the falcon signs reprinted too.

I also think scrumping is who we were.

It's in our Apple DNA, obviously, but falcons are who we are.

At least that's how I'm viewing it.

Did you see though on the podcast where he posted a picture of us with the falcon that it's not a falcon?

That's what I heard.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Someone said it's a Harris Hawk.

Yeah, that's a falcon.

Protected by Falcons and Hawks.

Yeah.

He's just shortened it to Falcon because it's too long to say the other way.

You didn't know that Hudson Hawk was a falcon?

Yeah.

Everyone knows this.

But what are you going to call the movie Hudson Falcon?

This doesn't

have a ring either.

Boy, his name's not Captain Hawk.

It's Captain Falcon.

Danny Aiello's not signing on to be in Hudson Falcon.

He's only signing on to be in Hudson Hawk.

Would you rather be protected by Falcons or Hawks, Gavin?

Oh, Falcons, I think.

Easy.

Falcon is a cool name.

It is a cool name.

And that's why we're protected by them.

So we're protected by Falcons.

Now, that will also go on sale at the same time as the Gerpler, which is February 14th at 12.

That's noon Central Time at Regulation Store.

Hang on.

It's what is it?

The Regulation.

Is it Regulation.store?

What?

Jeff.sucks.

RegulationStore.com.

Thank you.

RegulationStore.store.

I went to Jeff Sucks.

I went to Jeff.sucks, and it took me to a hostgator site.

Jeff.sucks is expired?

It might be.

No!

Give it a try.

Oh, God, it doesn't work anymore.Sucks.

Gavin!

Can't lean on this, man.

You got to.

Oh, shit.

Did I not pay my bill?

Damn it.

Gavin.

Well, I'll try and get back on that.

We'll definitely go to regulationstore.com then.

Well, Gavin gets back on that.

We often talk about how amazing our community is.

I love them.

They're so creative.

Do you see what they did?

Do you see what those

people did?

The mischief they've caused?

No.

No.

Let me post.

It's one of my favorite things about our community is

they just do things.

They just do things that are really funny and great.

And

people now, you know, there's a movie that we have some history with.

If people go on the IMDb trivia for it, there's a new fun fact on the IMDb trivia trivia page.

If you go to the tuxedos trivia page on IMDb,

one of the submitted pieces of trivia

is the titular tuxedo worn by Jackie Chan was bought at auction by podcaster Andrew Panton in 2022.

And it's currently in a pile in Jeff Ramsey's closet.

12 up votes.

That's so stupid.

It made me so happy that the premise that, because I, whenever I finish a movie, I love to go to the trivia and just kind of like scan scan it learn about the movie a little bit the premise of people doing that and having no concept of what this podcast is and reading that oh makes me so happy it's a shame that doesn't mention the podcast by name for a little bit of promo because we potentially had 12 new listeners there oh shit

It's those wild little moments that just like that just make the podcast ult not not worth it to me because clearly it's worth it, but just make it that much extra special to me.

Like there are people out there that have no idea who we are, but they believe a Don Zimmer baseball card is worth more than it used to be.

You know, I thought it was pretty great.

I'll never, that'll never not be the coolest thing ever to me.

Yeah.

Hey, before we get, before we get too far past it,

Andrew, Gavin made a drawing of your mind table.

Yeah, what do you think?

Your Andrew's mind table

from Alan Wake 2.

Way off.

He's completely wrong, but it's fine.

What?

That's exactly what you described.

And It's not.

Except you spell Jeff G-E-I-F-F, by the way.

Ah, shit.

It was so small, I could barely read it.

What do you mean?

That's exactly what you said.

That is what you said.

No, no.

Do you picture a rectangular table and Jeff's on the left?

No.

What are you talking about?

You said square.

Nope.

This is

where what I perfectly listened to and replicated would be wrong.

Okay, so let me, for the people that can see this image,

It's in the YouTube go to the YouTube and watch it.

Yeah, it's on the YouTube version or the Patreon or the uh

Jeff and Nick are flipped the fuck we are I was to your right you said that yeah you said that okay okay well I'm trying to correct in the least okay so then slide me down you're right based on what I said Kevin I can't believe you that up no no no no based on what I said you're right you're right you're right based on what I said you slide me down I'm next to Jeff on the corner you're on the where Eric is next to Jeff no calm down one second let's be adults about this yeah where eric is in relation to nick is where i am on the other side with jeff oh you just need to scoot the chair to the right a little bit yes yeah so i need to scoot down god that's beyond pedantic dude then gavin you got to scoot down scoot down where so you're level with me so we're we're with jeff and then eric has to scoot down a little bit Okay, so everyone's on that correct side, but the space is.

Yeah, the siding is all correct.

Just the positioning is off.

Oh, it was completely lost.

This is the craziest.

This is Andrew.

Andrew, you're a crazy person.

Andrew, what you've described is everybody gets as physically far away from Nick as possible.

Yeah, Nick is on the other side by himself.

No.

Because we don't know if he's got the monkey mask or not.

We need some distance.

I'm fine with that.

I can sit closer to GF.

That's fine.

Is there a table curtain maybe Nick's sitting behind?

I think it's pretty clear that I was directly next to Jeff and that is not at all close to Jeff.

You are directly next to Jeff.

There's no one between you.

That's...

If I'm standing in an end zone of a football field and I say there's no one between us and you're at the 50-yard line, you're not next to me.

It's not to scale.

If I said sit next to me at the table and you sat there, I'd be like, what's he doing?

What do you mean?

Wait, if I sat where?

So you're blue.

If I sat where at Jeff's?

If I'm sitting where Jeff is and I said, hey, come sit next to me at this table and then you sat where you're sitting in this image.

Yep.

I would think, what are you doing?

I'm sat next to you.

No, you're not.

You're so far away.

If somebody else can sit to your left, you're too far.

I want so badly to sit around a table with you all someday.

Oh my God.

I can explain it like this with cars.

Think about a parking space.

I feel like that's pretty standardized sizing.

If I say park next to me and you park three spots to my left, that's not next to me.

That's three spots to my left.

But if a car can park between you and I,

you're not next to me.

And I don't think that's crazy.

I think people agree with me on this one.

I don't think so.

You don't think so?

Well, here's the thing.

I'm excited to hear from all of them about it.

If you say to somebody, sit next to me,

you can't have space for somebody to become the next to.

All right, I'm redrawing this now.

Okay.

Put that there.

I don't think when you ask someone to sit next to you, they can be far enough that someone can become the new next to.

It's just a square table.

No one sits on a corner.

Gaffin?

Okay, I think I got it.

Do you fix my fucking name?

Yeah, do you know how to spell Jeff's name or no?

Yeah, I'll fix that.

Put that

there.

Save.

I love that this guy is one of the

greatest high-speed camera operators in the history of film, and we have him using MS Paint every podcast.

It's fine.

I'm going to drag.

Man, Windows 11, a real piece of shit.

I don't know why.

It just sucks.

It sucks shit.

Okay, is that the new one?

Yeah, it sucks.

All right, how's that?

That's perfect.

That's really good.

Oh, so wait, so I need to be that high?

No, I mean, you should be closer, but it's fine.

I thought you said I need to be far away from Nick.

Yeah, you do, but that's fine.

He put something else like he scratched it out.

It's fine.

So the Gavin and the Andrew that were clearly violently murdered, were those doppelgangers or clones?

That's up to Gavin.

I don't know.

They got $100,000.

Yeah, the other one was me, but from the other bull.

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Oh, dude, my wife remembered what the other hypothetical was when we were in Mexico.

What was the hypothetical?

Oh, yeah.

It was

six days a week, you taste with your fingertips.

Yeah, you taste blood's wrong.

That's a classic, that one.

And it's, well, how much money was it?

Like $400,000, was it like $400,000 or something?

I don't know.

I don't remember how much it was.

It was like $100,000.

Yeah.

But it was, it really descended down to wiping your butt would be hard.

Yeah.

Why does your wife pay more attention to me than you do?

Why would I pay attention to you?

She has less exposure to you, so the moments hit more.

It's more memorable.

Yeah, she doesn't have to be in a defensive position with you.

Yeah, you did try and fight me earlier.

Yeah, I thought you said it was my fault.

I was very ready to be like, you got your mind.

But thankfully, in Andrew's mind table, you couldn't be further from me, so I feel safe.

Also, he was really like, no, that's not where they need to sit.

And then you redrew it.

He went, that's fine, whatever.

Well, he's run out of space.

I would do the, the, what, is, six days?

You taste with your fingers?

Yeah, it's fine.

No.

Yeah.

Ooh, really?

Yeah.

I'd get little, I'd get little things for my fingers.

Every time you shook somebody's hand, it would be like you just made out with it.

I'm not shaking up.

I'm not shaking hands.

What would you, what would you put on your fingers?

Uh.

What would I put?

What would be like the equivalent of a mouth that would just close them off?

Is it the whole finger or is it the tips?

It's like your finger, like your fingerprint is your taste buds okay sucking doorknobs i assume um

i guess i'd wear gloves out of a pair of gloves yeah yeah so you just so you'd just be tasting you'd just be tasting gloves all day

yeah i guess i don't think it would be that bad i would just squirt some frosting in the fingertips of each glove

oh what if we try it out see what it feels like by making a tongue glove and we all have to try and wear a tongue glove for an entire meal that sounds terrible.

All right,

let me write this down now.

No, no, no, no, no.

What do you mean, no?

You're making me think away from this.

You're persuading me away.

Tongue glove sounds terrible.

I'm into it and I'm but that's what you're saying that you would do.

I know.

That's that's why I'm saying he's persuading me out of this.

I think I could fit my tongue down like a

extra large thumb on a on a

rubber glove.

All right, Jeff, write that down and let's see.

I don't know what the fuck you just said.

I'm trying to think of what would make a good tongue glove, and I think it really beats.

You gotta suck a glove or some shit.

I got one right here.

I was looking on Amazon.

They exist.

Tongue gloves exist?

Oh, my God.

What?

A tongue sleeve?

Disposable tongue covers.

What are they for?

Putting on your tongue?

Prevents the tongue from tasting the bitterness of Chinese medicine.

Oh, that's if you like, like drink, like eating a rhino horn or something.

Yeah, I guess so.

Well, anyway, we can buy some on Amazon right now.

You guys want me to get them?

That's why.

Yeah, get them.

I, I, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on, maybe different ones because this is usually ships within one to two months.

One to two months.

All right.

All right.

Well,

cheese.

It's in the notes.

Let me write the

thing down.

What?

I got it in my mind.

That's crazy.

Okay.

Well, okay.

So just to be clear, you taste the thing, but it doesn't impact you.

What does that mean to you, the ones you just said?

Theoretically, I would be able to tell if food was poisoned without it impacting me by touch.

What?

Is that something you're commonly concerned with?

Can you taste poison?

Well, like food poisoning.

Like

if I put my finger on a piece of chicken.

You think food poisoning has a taste, is what you're saying.

Oh, I guess it's texture, isn't it?

It's not taste.

No.

It's more like undercooked, but yeah.

Yeah, rawness of it.

I guess I could just see that.

Why don't I do that?

You could just like chow down on like spinach and kale and then just stick your hand in a bowl of ice cream and it'd be like you were having the fucking best dessert of your life.

That's interesting.

You could be like super healthy.

Could be a real bonus, a real positive in the long run, if you think about it.

I guess I need to evaluate how much the chew means to me.

You can still chew, you're still chewing.

You still have to eat through your mouth.

No, yeah, but I'm saying if I

like the snack on a bag of popcorn, if I put my hand in the bag of popcorn, am I just getting the experience of if I would normally be eating the popcorn?

No, that would be like licking popcorn.

You could put some in your mouth and chew it, and if you just like rummaged the bag with your hand, you'd probably have the same vibe.

I don't like licking,

but you know, I don't like this now.

I'm saying I'm going, it's like cucking yourself with food.

I don't want it it.

Food cuck?

I don't want a food cuck.

Maybe that's his nickname tomorrow.

Let me write that down.

Food cuck.

Wouldn't that just be watching someone eat food?

Watching somebody eat your food.

Somebody goes into your fridge and eats your food.

Well, you watch.

You can't do anything about it.

You just have to go, yeah, that's right.

Eat that banana.

Give it to it.

Yeah.

chew hard.

They're gonna empty the whole fridge later.

Pop a great

speaking of food.

Oh,

I wanted to run something by you guys if you if you don't mind.

I would love to hear something.

You know how we're uh, I would say we're a pretty fruit-adjacent podcast.

You know, we've definitely had our apple phases, but we dip in and out of all kinds of fruit.

Hell, we just had a whole fruit taste test last week, right?

So, I'm always just kind of thinking about fruit in general and just like elevating fruit because it's good for you.

It's like healthy candy.

And I want the world to enjoy fruit in the way that I do and that we do, right?

I feel like that's

a fairly reasonable thing to do.

And that's when it hit me.

What was the last big like, hey, eat fruit campaign that you remember?

Because for me, it's probably an apple a day

keeps the doctor away, right?

Apple a day keeps the doctor away.

It's what people say.

I feel like it's outlived its usefulness.

So I did a little bit of research.

What is another thing that an apple a day could keep away, right?

I wanted to pick something that doesn't already exist, that isn't already copywritten, that isn't already something that someone else can stake a claim and say, no, no, no, regulation guys, I already invented the spaghetti bread bowl.

You can't have it, right?

I wanted something free and clear.

And I wanted something that's scarier than going to the doctor, which is pretty scary for some people, I must admit.

I don't relish going to the doctor, but it's 2025, right?

It's like we're not scared by Alfred Hitchcock and movies and the doctor anymore because we've had the last 50 years of horrors.

We need to update the fear to something that matters to us in 2025, something that we can leverage.

That's why I'd like to introduce to you guys a nationwide, possibly a global wide fruit initiative.

that we start right here today.

An apple a day keeps the fruit demon away.

Then we invent a fruit demon.

It could be the scariest thing ever invented.

We lean into the exorcist religious horror, but fruit related.

I've done intensive Google searching.

No one has ever thought of fruit demon before.

It's on us.

We've got it.

We're inventing fruit demon right now in this moment.

You can make it as terrifying as humanly possible.

And then we scare kids with it and scare them that if they don't eat their apples and if they don't eat their pineapple and if they don't eat their, you know, their peach chunks, the fruit demon's gonna come get them at night and like rip all their flesh off or like eat their bones from the inside out while they're still alive or like strip their teeth while they're frozen and they can't move i don't know but something truly horrific that pushes people towards eating fruit out of fear i like it yeah apple chemistry

demon away no but it can be horrifying i mean i think i'm figuring horns muscles fucking like super yoked probably six five six six maybe a little bit of maybe some scare some patchy fur trust fund probably cloven hooves i'm thinking maybe winged maybe not could have a pitchfork could have something scarier than a pitchfork like a i don't know what's scarier than a pitchfork in 2025 uh stun gun right it could zap you i don't know but we can invent a fruit demon amongst the five of us we have a team of artists and the regulation listeners and the comment leavers that can all lend their creativity to it because this is a global global-wide fruit eating initiative.

We don't own it, we introduce it to the world and then it becomes a part of the culture.

What are the seven deadly sins of fruit eating?

You know what?

That's a great question, Andrew.

And we need to come, we need to figure out what they are.

I'm not saying we need to do it in this moment, but

we should definitely come up with them.

Maybe next episode, why don't we all present our seven deadly fruit sins?

Seven deadly sins.

Oh, it won't be an example.

Scurvy.

Thou shall not peel an orange and leave it uneaten.

Yeah.

Could you get scurvy if you wanted to?

Yeah.

Could I?

How do you get it?

I don't believe in scurvy.

The pirate's disease.

How can I get scurvy?

It was like some sort of malnutrition on a boat, right?

Yeah, you just don't give yourself any vitamin C for a long period of time.

Oh.

And you just get it?

You don't like...

I always mistake gout with scurvy.

very very different i think very different but

i'm always making that mistake in my head you know i'm looking through all my domains i don't have jeff.sucks did was it someone in the community did that no you did it so i have regulation store.com and regulation store.store i remember you buying it in the episode absolutely did it how did i did it get like revoked from me I think it probably expired and then someone else claimed it, I would assume.

How would I buy it for like six months?

I don't know.

Why did you you do that?

Damn it.

If you would have sat closer to me at the table, I would have told you that.

Wow, that's not last year.

No, you're, you're on the other.

Nah, never mind.

Never mind.

Doesn't know how positioning works.

I got to be honest with you guys.

I'm a little worn out after my fruit demon spiel.

Eric Fruit Demon?

That's my fruit demon.

That's a nightmare.

Did you just draw it now?

No, no, I didn't draw it.

I started looking around for demon generators, found one that I liked, and then started going nuts.

I will say this, dude.

There's There's not much scarier than a demon in a G-string.

That's terrifying.

What I really like is he's got a bunch of horns that go forward style.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And he's got some like crazy feet.

Like, imagine that.

And it's like, if you want to see this guy, don't eat fruit.

And it's like, I don't want to see, I don't want to see this guy.

If you don't eat fruit, at least like one portion of fruit a day, he could come in in your sleep and suck the marrow out of your bones while you watch.

Yep.

He'll turn you into like an orange or something too it'll be bad you know what he eats for fun fingernails and toenails off of your body like not he doesn't like chew them down like a nervous habit he hate that chills them back and takes

yeah yeah well that's why you hate

you don't want the fruit demon cosmic crisp yeah Cosmic Crisp, get after this.

Let us know.

We'll team up.

We'll create.

This is like an I don't like this.

Maybe it's a thing where like every house has to hang a green banana, and you need to make sure they eat a piece of fruit before it goes yellow.

He's repelled by vitamin C and potassium.

Yeah.

Oh.

Just a scurvy demon.

Yep.

Yeah.

But it's pretty good.

I like the scurvy demon scary.

Anyway, so let us know what your fruit demon looks like

and then like send it in or something.

Scurvy demon tripping over banana peels.

It's been a while since we've had a new demon in the zeitgeist.

I think we're really on.

Yeah, that is a great point.

Because Jack Black was just Satan, right?

And that's...

I'm trying to think of what the last celebrity demon was.

It's like a movie.

He had like the South Park Devil for a long time.

Satan, he was popular as a South Park character.

The insidious one.

Remember, he was scary.

He was scary, like behind.

There were the nun movies.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's pretty good.

Yeah, there's some pretty scary demons in the nun.

I think Russell Crowe fought a demon recently.

I think that was alcoholism.

Yeah.

That's the scariest.

To me, that's the scariest recent demon because he's hiding.

Scary.

Oh, the insidious demon.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Is that Darth Mole?

Yeah, it's Darth Mole.

I think so.

I think that's Patrick Wilson being like, they're not making an AT2.

That guy exists to make that face in every film he's in.

Yeah, and he's good at it, baby.

He's real good at it.

He is good at it.

He's a good actor.

He's a great character.

He's making that face.

Gavin, do you have a demon?

Do I have a D?

Yeah, because I feel like Gavin, this is when Gavin comes in and is like, oh, you've never heard of

and it's some British demon.

Yeah, you've never heard of the British cancer demon.

I think Gavin's trying to rebuy a domain.

No, no, I'll do that after.

I play GTA.

Is Robbie Williams your demon?

No, I don't think.

I can't think of a British demon.

That's what I'm curious about.

I was going to bring that up on the show.

Robbie Williams, only popular in the UK, Europe.

He's a European guy.

Canada has the tragically hip.

New Zealand has Dave Dobbin.

I'd like to know what people's like artists, musical artists that are massive,

but only in their country.

Or even area, I guess.

Like a local legend.

Like

regionally massive.

Like a regionally massive musical figure.

I think those are fun.

I bet here it's like a country singer.

It's what?

A country singer?

I think it's Garth Brooks, isn't it?

He'd be more like Oklahoma.

I bet he's too popular.

I think here it'd be...

Oh,

I'm sorry.

I got from San Antonio.

Yeah, I misunderstood.

I thought you meant like, who's an American that other countries don't know?

And I think that's Garth Brooks.

Isn't that what we say?

That's why other countries don't know Garth Brooks.

Maybe I'm too close to make that evaluation for America.

I think other countries know who Garth Brooks is.

I think they don't necessarily know who George Strait is, who I would argue is as big as Garth Brooks here in America and certainly in Texas, but probably not as well known globally.

I really do think it's Garth Brooks.

Well, I mean, this may be right, because I have no idea who that is.

See?

Yeah.

That's a good point.

But I'm also an idiot, so I don't.

Yeah, but I don't think it's that.

I don't think it's that.

I feel like friends in low places

had to have had some sort of presence outside of the U.S., though is there a thing that gives you culture shock more gavin than discussing a like established like everybody knows figure with somebody who's american them having no idea who they are like to me that is always it gets the biggest internal reaction for me like how the it's we truly are different cultures well when there's someone colossally famous and you've never yeah like you just conversationally bring up somebody that you know as somebody who like as a huge figure and then they have no concept of who you're talking about.

Every time it gets me, like it's, it's so easy to forget.

One of my favorite conversations Gavin and I have ever had in the history of our friendship is we were having a very similar conversation where he was telling me, there are tons of Americans that are famous in England that you've never heard of, but you'll never be able to show me a Brit who's famous in America that I've never heard of.

And the second he said that, I went, okay, I bet I can in two seconds.

Showed him a picture of John Oliver.

No clue who he was, never heard of him.

Oh, are you serious?

Gabby's like, who the fuck is that?

And I go, it's John Oliver.

He's like, I have no idea.

And it's weird to go back now because now, if you watch like a bunch of the stuff I watched as a kid, well, not as a kid, I guess like as a teenager, he has like bit parts in everything I ever watched.

Amazing.

Oh, but never enough for me to ever know his name.

That's so funny.

For me, it's Terry Fox, like people in America not knowing who Terry Fox is when he's such such an established.

It would be like not knowing who Michael Jordan is, essentially, for America.

It's just everywhere.

Did you make that up?

Terry Fox?

Yeah, New York.

Yeah, fictional.

Completely fictional.

No, Terry Fox is a very established figure that you have to learn about.

Currency, all over the place.

Is he the most beloved Canadian of all time?

He has to be.

Certainly in your lifetime, I would say.

Undeniably, yes.

Who's the worst Canadian?

We taking me off the list?

Can I be in the top?

I got a pardon?

Okay.

Are there like Canadian serial killers?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's some bad ones.

Yeah, there's some bad ones.

There's one locally like not that far.

I thought maybe it was like uniquely American.

I don't know.

I Googled the worst Canadian, Canadian, and it's just a bunch of names I don't know.

And I don't want to say them because I don't want to be

intentionally offensive.

Jeff, I did the exact same thing.

I don't know.

I don't know who they are.

Why they're making it.

This guy's name is John.

Don't worry about it.

You figured out.

I'm trying to think of fun, like one, like ones that

we don't recognize anymore.

Who was that crack mayor you guys had for a while?

He's dead.

Oh, Rob Ford.

Yeah, he's dead.

Yeah, yeah.

There's like a silly time in culture where

Justin Bieber was disavowed for a very specific group of people, to be clear.

Like if you're like, I'd say like a teenage guy when he was in his baby phase, there's definitely a window where Bieber was not cool.

Now he's incredibly cool across the board.

I'm trying to think other media figures.

Like, I don't, I'm, I'm having a hard time thinking of one that we've completely disowned.

I'll get back to you on this because there has to be one.

At least got to be like a Canadian Jeffrey Dahmer.

I'm trying to do in my head: is of like, is Kevin Sorbo Canadian?

Like, what?

I feel like there's got to be one of those.

Brian Adams.

I don't know enough about Brian Adams.

I think people are fine with Brian.

I think he's all right, isn't he?

Okay.

I think so.

Sorbo's from Minnesota.

He's from Minnesota.

Really?

What about Dean Adams?

Does he just exude Canadian to you?

I'm just trying to think of these sort of like

C-tier actors that seem shitty.

Should we do

kind of you to give Kevin Sorbo a C-tier?

Yeah, right.

That's very nice.

The heist he's been in years.

Should we do a most Canadian Americans draft?

Most Canadian Americans.

That's very interesting.

It's a very interesting one.

Obviously, Sorbo would be a...

No, we don't want him.

Can we just pick Canadians who gave up their Canadian citizenship to be americans

that could be fun as a draft

yeah you we could do it like it could be nick nick eric and jeff on one team and then gavin and i as our own teams for different countries and doing like a reassigning of people

but we're on opposite sides of the table like how are we yeah you were looking at what if we what if we just did best canadians I'm damn

like a best Canadian draft, like Jim Carrey, Seth Rogan.

We could do each for each country.

We could do best Americans, best Canadians, breast Brits.

Breast Brits?

Breast Brit Brits.

Samantha Fox,

all the page three girls.

Yeah, dude.

Breast Brits is going to be just like a way different list.

That's all.

I'm just going to draft Gavin's childhood wall.

Kelly Brooke, Katie Price sort of stuff.

Whoa, just getting, dude, those names were off the rip.

Damn.

How'd you remember?

Kelly Brooke was on my wall.

I was going to say this the other day.

If we ever get in office, I think we should have to put those Gavin posters on somewhere on the wall.

Oh, so we've got the lesbians, Kelly Brooke, obviously.

Tattoo, is that what they're called?

I don't think it was actually tattoo, though.

No,

it's that the

black and white girls kissing poster, right?

Yeah.

Like every dorm room had.

Yeah.

So that one's an easy one.

I also want that in my place of work.

What's so

Gavin's parents don't think he's gay?

As a joke, I was to say,

Gavin, all of those.

I was going to send him his wall for Christmas.

And I did a lot of research.

And

it is not an authorized Kelly Brook poster.

You cannot just find that.

It is, the image is from

a photo shoot she did for Nuts magazine, but that version of that poster is not like

that.

Was somebody, I think, just sold that.

Gavin's buying counterfeit merchandise.

No, I got that from the big poster wall at HMV.

It's like you're reading a big book.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, totally.

But that, like, that doesn't, whatever company licensed that for that thing doesn't exist.

That poster no longer exists.

Oh, shit.

Well, my apologies to Kelly Brock.

And then you had a J-Lo poster, which I had to try to figure out.

That also is an HMV one, I assume.

It's in the same category of like, that photo exists in multiple ways, but trying to find the exact specific one you have.

Not easy.

Boy, what am I going to pick for today's thumbnail?

I have so many options.

I think I'm going to pick the tongue, honestly.

Honestly, for me, I still, I vote for that picture of Dan.

I just think that's like the worst picture of a human man I've ever seen.

He looks so sadded there.

Yeah, he is just, he is just really in there, man.

He must have been spent, you know?

Yeah.

All right, we should start wrapping this one up.

Did we cover everything we were supposed to cover today?

We talked about the Gerblers.

We talked about the sign drop.

We talked about how people should join the Discord and pick

if they are

Scrumpers or Falconeers.

And then what happens exactly, Andrew?

The winning side gets some sort of

role.

Yes.

Okay.

So you'll have a special badge on the server, essentially.

That's pretty cool.

You better pick right, I guess.

Yeah, don't be wrong.

Yeah, fuck it.

Falcons, baby.

No, it's scrumpy.

Fuck it up.

It's going to be scrumpy.

Scrump it up.

You're going to pick fucking scrumper, and you're going to be watching falcons chatting away for the rest of their lives.

Yeah.

Look at the falcons fly.

Hey!

That's my falcon.

And you're going to be like, it's not even a falcon.

It's a hawk.

This is stupid.

At least the scrumping was an apple.

That's good.

Gavin, that's how you sound.

Okay, so if Eric currently has the reins.

Who can reach them?

I can.

I can take him.

I just want to take him.

Eric, I'm going to take him for one second.

I'm going to give him back to you.

I

definitely felt like Jeff had the reins.

I didn't.

Oh.

Did it feel like I had the reins?

I'm just listening to what Gavin was.

I was saying something.

You were talking.

Gavin told me you had them.

What am I holding?

Wait, Jeff has the wait.

Jeff does have.

What am I?

This is such a good show.

No, what if we try to do a whole episode where you can only talk if you can take it from the person next to you?

So,

Andrew, you can only talk if Eric or Jeff just talked.

See, now Nick and Jeff are both laughing, so I could talk.

Well, there you have it.

Another episode of the Regulation Podcast.

Will we do an episode where you can only talk if the adjacent person next to you is speaking?

I have a feeling we'll probably forget about that immediately, but maybe we won't.

We might actually do it.

Maybe it'll become the most popular thing we've ever done, and we'll do it monthly.

Maybe it's the new Sloppy Joe's bingo, which by the way, we should schedule and do sometime soon because it's been a minute.

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Andrew, you sound like you'd like the reins.

Let me go ahead and turn them over to you.

I think you were sitting

on each other, right?

Yeah, I think, you know what?

It could be interesting for this to work with the talking thing is we just do the order in which we've joined in our call on discord so once i finish talking then eric can talk

yeah but doesn't have totally different from the the mind table

well it's just a visual representation and it goes up and down all right let's try and do that for the outro okay well thank you so much for listening

It has to be Eric next?

Yeah.

I was told I don't have to talk.

I think you have to.

How do I know if I'm allowed to talk?

We fucked it up.

We fucked it lines.

No, you just said.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You just said that

Eric's going to go call in.

Then Gavin's going to go.

Then Jeff's going to go.

And we're ending it to.

You don't have the reins.

I have the reins.

Now you have the reins.

But now you're done because now I'm talking.

So now Gavin can do it.

Yoink.

Shut up, Eric.

And that's it for another episode of the Regulation Podcast.

One last thing, Beesh, before I turn it over to Nick, who takes us out.

We'll do it live.

Go ahead and send us in your mind table.

I'd love to know what the podcast seating arrangement looks like in your head.

Uh, that's it for Jeff, Nick.

Bye.

No one knows what order this is.

Like, they never see that.

That has to be Andrew.

It flips back to Andrew.

It's alphabetical.

What?

Oh, it is.

Oh, it is.

Oh, shit.

Oh, I never noticed that.

It's eggs.

It is.

It's A eggs.

Yep.

Eggs.

All right.

See you next time.

Bye.

See you next time.

Love you, bye.

Bye.

Love you, bye.