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I'm your co-host, Justin McElroy.

And I'm Sidney McElroy.

And I am so happy to be here with you, Sydney, as a survivor first.

And we are,

this is one that has really touched our household.

And I am so happy to be talking about it with you here.

We've had a rough go of it

recently.

I mean, I say rough, like relatively.

It really wasn't that bad.

It's been annoying.

We've had an annoying go of it lately.

Yeah,

that's a good way of putting it.

Yeah, some annoying medical maladies, nothing serious,

nothing that really merits complaining about.

But we're going to complain about it because

why else do you get a podcast, right?

Yeah, right.

Yeah.

So, Justin, you and I both suffered an attack.

Yes.

Attacks.

Independent attacks and two independent attacks by members of the hymenoptera

the wasp community the wasp community yes not

white anglo-saxon protestants no they have not attacked us recently not that we know no we did we did just do the prom in huntington west virginia and i was prepared but they didn't i assume that they're always working in secret against my interests of course but they have not worked in the light of day against me to thwart my objectives recently.

No, but the insect, the wasp.

That guy.

Listen, I was out there with my kids trying to raise an umbrella so my kids could get out of the sun a little bit.

And this guy comes out of nowhere and stings the...

I don't know if Bejesus is cursing, but that is what he stung out of me.

So that is what happened.

And he stung me so badly.

And I was so mad.

And I thought, well, at least he's dead now, you know, because he stung me.

But no, no, it don't work like that, which I discovered so quickly when I adamantly went to go raise the umbrella again and found that

I was being stung once more.

And Sidney, I realized two things at that moment.

I was in a great deal of distress.

Right.

The distress felt beyond

pain.

It was a distress that went beyond just the sensation of pain.

And I was also suddenly aware of the fact that I have never been stung.

I was certain in that moment, I have never been stung by a wasp before.

I had thought previously I may have been stung by a wasp.

I have not been stung by a wasp previously.

And the children laughed at me because I squealed and screamed because it hurt like so bad.

And I will say that when I came home, the children told me about this first.

They were gleefully telling me the tale

of daddy getting stung by the wasps.

I initially was, I kind of brushed it off, I will say, which I tend to do with a lot of medical things.

Like, you're fine.

You're fine.

And I did.

And, and, and I got my comeuppance because then

Several days later, I go outside to our deck where your grill and my plants are.

And I went out to sit down for a second.

I had been with the kids all day, and I just needed, you know what I needed?

I needed,

I wanted to sit at our picnic table and eat some baked lays and drink some ginger ale and just like stare at the sky and my plants and disassociate for a few minutes, right?

So I go out to do that.

Sounds nice.

And I sit down.

And all of a sudden I'm aware that my left inner thigh is in more pain than I thought was possible.

It was on fire.

Somehow I have set just my left inner thigh on fire.

And as I start to scramble,

dysregulate, like something has gone wrong.

Like it's like, it's almost like the awareness of it comes before the pain, as though you've remembered an injury that you've always had.

And it was a moment of sheer panic.

Why is my thigh on fire?

And as I begin to try to scramble up from behind the table, I become aware that my right inner thigh is now also on fire.

And then as I start swatting, because this is when I have the thought like, this is a wasp.

This is a wasp.

There is something stinging me.

I am being stung.

And so I start frantically swatting, which is not what you're supposed to do, to try to get away.

I get stung on my left inner arm, too.

So now I have three stings.

I fling my chips, my drink, and my phone.

and run inside

and then collapse on the floor yelling, Justin Help.

Yes, I see this poor creature on the the ground, just looking at her limbs like they've betrayed her in the most foundational sense.

Just like so

furious, I think, with the state of discomfort that you are in.

Now, like, but like any good scientist, when you have a moment of sheer panic like this, when you have encountered a, um, some sort of malady that you were not prepared to encounter, it's an opportunity.

Right.

I'd already been pushing science.

I'd already been pushing the wasp narrative around our house.

This is a great opportunity to

take them on firsthand.

So we're going to talk a little bit about wasp stings.

I had to do a fair amount of research because I am not

a wasp expert.

I don't know about the Hymenoptera other than their interactions with humanity.

And I had to read about that, but I also want to talk about some of the kind of folk remedies.

Some of your

things that maybe your parents or grandparents or neighbors or aunts or uncles someone is going to tell you oh well next time you get a wasp sting do this so we tried some of those yeah we actually applied some of these why not modern day poultices absolutely to my wasp stings yes much to the delight of our children yeah they love to be practitioners so we'll walk through what the result was uh but first of all justin how much do you know about wasps well honey they are angry big bees

Well,

they're not bees.

They're big angry bees.

They're neither a bee.

Nor an ant.

They are of the narrow-waisted suborder Apocryta of the order Hymenoptera.

It has to be about that, but okay.

They exclude the broad-waisted sawflies.

Classic.

It sounds like middle school for me.

I don't know.

They seem pretty mean.

But

so the wasps, the Hymenoptera you may encounter, hornets, yellow jackets.

Around here, a lot of the wasps we come in contact with are paper wasps.

And you may recognize a wasp nest from these specific kind of wasps because they're that

sort of like honeycomb-like structure, like a vertical, they're vertical pores is what those are.

And they look papery.

Do you know what I'm talking about?

They're like brown, papery.

Yes.

There was one, it turns out, under the bench next to our picnic table, which is why I got stung stung so many times.

So they do like to attach themselves to things like the sides of trees or houses or benches or umbrellas.

Very classically, if you have a big like outdoor umbrella table like next to a pool or something, you've got a big umbrella, be careful, especially the first time in the season that you go to open that thing.

Same bees, be careful.

Be careful.

They're not bees.

They're not bees.

The scientific community has agreed on that.

I was stung once by a yellow jacket when I was young because

it was on a scooter, like a little scooter, not a cool scooter like they have now,

you know, but like a little scooter that my friend had that was yellow and had the Simpsons on it.

Oh, wow.

And so it was a Simpsons-themed scooter.

Mine was themed like Joe Cool.

Remember that Snoopy character, Joe Cool?

That beloved Snoopy character, Joe Cool.

Yes.

But my friend Tommy's was Simpsons themed and it was yellow and there was a yellow jacket on the handle and I grabbed the handle and the yellow jacket stung my hand.

Ah, what's the yellow jacket?

It's just another kind of wasp.

A lot of it is distinguished by somewhat their behavior, their living, like are they social or solitary, and then their pattern of color.

The wasps that stung me the other day were kind of a brownish color,

whereas yellow jackets very classically have the yellow and black stripey pattern.

And there are a lot of different most wasps are solitary.

So they just sort of like deposit their young in a nest and then go off on adventures for the rest of their lives, like the mud dauber or things like that, which lives in the mud, if you may have guessed.

But then the like yellow jackets and paper wasps and some of these other hornets are social creatures.

So they live in these congregate nests, right?

And so if you mess with the nest, you mess with the best.

You get them all.

You get the rest.

Wait, look, hatch again.

So if you mess with the nest.

You get all the rest.

There you go.

That's right.

That's right.

And supposedly yellow jackets are the more aggressive ones.

Like, like if you have food or something, they'll come at you.

Yeah.

And the ones that stung us, because those were also paper wasps.

They absolutely were defending, or at least my guy, absolutely defending a hive.

There was one up there in the, in the umbrella.

I saw it with my own two eyes.

Yes.

They only attack if they're provoked, meaning that you got too close to their nest.

So you don't have to.

Now, if you swat at them, you've made things worse.

So that sort of like, I kept, I read all these articles about like, how do you avoid wasp stings?

And they talk a lot about the flailing motions of humans.

And I like that entomologists are like, you know, how humans have flailing motions.

We do.

When wasps come at us or bees or whatever, we kind of flail.

Like a wavy tube arm man.

Right.

And that makes them scared more for their, because first they're like defending their home.

And at that point, when we start flailing, it's like, oh, okay, now they're attacking me.

Imagine like King Kong's already scary, right?

Imagine if King Kong started just like,

just like absolutely flipping.

Yeah, I think we'd all be pretty tripped.

And then we come at them and it's scary.

And so then they sting you and they can sting you again.

They don't die when they sting you.

That's not true.

Don't care.

This guy did not care.

They can do it again.

The stingers, by the way, are evolved from an ovipositor, like an egg depositor.

Oh, gross.

Yeah.

I mean, they're not depositing eggs in you when they sting you, but they

also do that.

Okay, got it.

So they can do that.

And then, of course,

we don't deposit eggs in you anymore.

So once, here's what's happening: the wasp stings you.

Okay.

Okay, listen, that part I was clear on.

And then they have a venom sack.

So there's venom.

Did you know wasps have venom?

Like, there's venom.

Okay, can I say seriously?

I didn't know that before, but there was absolutely a component of that where I realized there were other things going on in my body.

So when a wasp stings you, there are 13 different antigens in the venom, things that can trigger reactions reactions in your body that are present in that venom as it is entering your subcutaneous tissue, your skin, right?

The first thing is a stinging sensation.

This is because of acetylcholine and serotonin.

So basically they're they're

making all the nerves in your skin, they're immediately like triggering all these pain receptors and they're causing depolarization of all they're called nociceptors.

They're pain receptors in the skin.

So they're causing all of these immediate nerve reactions.

They're triggering all these nerve reactions with the acetylcholine and the serotonin,

including like the blood vessels start spasming.

So they can get really tight and then dilate.

And so anyway, all of that happens immediately and it causes a great deal of stinging and pain, which is a lot of people like I experienced feel like you're on fire.

You feel like your skin's on fire for somebody.

It is very panic inducing.

It is.

It is panic inducing.

After that, there are other components that that start to cause mast cells to degranulate, these big cells, which release histamine.

So then the histamine reaction happens, right?

And so then you start getting swelling, you get redness, you get the stuff you recognize from any kind of bug bite or sting, right?

The local inflammatory reaction.

Now, this was a wild one.

Like,

this was not like a little bump.

It was like an immediate welt is the word I would probably use.

It was quite sizable, and the inflamed area was like pretty, pretty crazy.

It is.

It is a large inflamed area that it causes.

I will say that on the star pain scale, which is the pain scale we use for Hymenoptera stings, out of a four, a wasp sting is only a level two.

Oh, wow.

Sheesh.

Okay, good to know.

I mean,

it could have been worse, I guess.

Apparently.

Right.

Now, obviously, for most people, that's what's going to happen.

You're going to get all this stuff I just talked about is going to cause a localized reaction.

You're gonna get redness, swelling, itching, stinging, burning pain.

It continues, by the way, throughout like the rest of the day.

Yep, you have like these moments of like electric shock, like stinging, burningness, just sort of like shooting through your arm or leg.

And you're like, ah, I'm so glad to hear you say that because I did think that was in my head, but it was extremely unpleasant.

No, it takes a while because the venom's in there and it's doing its thing.

It takes a while for all of that to go away.

And it takes quite a bit to heal.

I will say, at this moment, as we are recording, I still have three very distinct red

holes in my skin surrounded by, for me, I have developed a slight

like maculopapular rash around the two on my thighs, like little red bumpy rash.

Not so much the one on my arm, but the ones on my thighs now have a slight rash around them.

And they're still quite itchy.

Yeah.

Anyway, the worry is...

Does any cortisol cream or anything?

Would that help?

I should.

I should.

I'm not putting anything on them, but I should.

The worry, though, the thing that makes us worry the most about wasps and bees and other insects stinging us, right, is the idea that for some people, the localized reaction is not the end of the event.

So, in order to have what we kind of think of as like an allergic reaction, right?

When we say somebody is allergic to a...

to bees or to wasps or whatever, then you have to have been exposed in the past.

So that's the first thing.

Oh, okay.

So you would never have this reaction with the first sting.

Oh, that's comforting.

Great.

Yeah.

So, I mean, that was why, like, in that moment, I, I, it hit me.

I got stung by a yellow jacket when I was a child, and I don't think I've been stung since.

And I had this moment of, am I going to be anaphylactic?

Would that now, okay.

Now, the fact that we were stung multiple times, it would still be just one time, right?

Yeah, well, you have to have a past

incident.

Yes, a stinging incident.

Exactly.

You have to be sensitized.

You have to rev up the immune system against the invader.

And so that then, when the invader shows up again later, it's like your whole body goes

per surface in a way that is not necessarily helpful to you.

And then that's what we really worry about, right?

People who have these systemic reactions where all of this stuff happens locally, but then you also begin to maybe have trouble breathing.

Your airway begins to close.

You have people who, you know, I mean, need to go to the hospital.

They go into shock.

Maybe their blood vessels begin to dilate and their organs aren't being perfused.

They're not getting enough blood flow and oxygen.

And so that's what we worry about is this developing into a severe anaphylactic response.

This is not going to happen for most people, but it can, which is why we do take wasp and bee and other, you know, insect stings very, very seriously, because if you are someone who is allergic, it can be a big deal.

For most of us, it's just a pain.

The exhaustion was weird, though.

I didn't know that was part of it until you told me later.

Well, I think it had a lot to do with the fact that we had an intense cortisol release, a stress response so like our our system was inflamed we had the release of all these stress hormones and chemicals in our body about an hour after it happened i felt like more like tireder than i and i was i was watching our kids and two other kids got four other kids six total children at the time you had six uh girls in our house yes six girls and i was like oh my god i'm tireder than i've ever been in my entire life i'm gonna fall asleep watching these kids like that's that's how exhausted I was after the sting about an hour later.

Now, this is interesting.

This is not the time when most people get stung.

Really?

Yeah, I thought this was interesting.

The end of the summer season is usually when most stings occur.

And it's because of like the colony structure.

They begin to prepare for hibernation.

The wasp nest begins to die off.

They don't produce as many worker wasps as that point.

And so the ones who are remaining feel confused and disoriented.

They don't have the same amount of food.

And so they're much more likely to come into human spaces, interact with humans, scouting for food

and sting you.

So end of summer tends to be when most stings happen, but certainly you can get stung anytime.

Most of us will have five or fewer stings in our lifetime.

That's crazy that you and I used up like half of our total.

So, Justin, I want to.

I got a couple.

We did.

I got three and I got one as a kid.

I'm all done.

I'm all done.

And I think I've gotten stung by bees, but it's never been like that.

The wasp sting was a whole other thing.

So, Justin, I want to talk about

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Welcome.

Okay, welcome back to the lab.

Let's see what's on this lab.

Yeah.

So it's cucumbers.

That, okay.

So I looked up common folk remedies and some of these things I'd heard, some of these things actually our family and friends told us to do when we shared our wasp adventure.

But I wanted to see like, what does the internet say I'm supposed to do?

And let's, what do we have in our kitchen?

What can we go ahead and just try?

Is there an all-time or is there a one that you saw pop up like the most?

Yes, and we'll talk about it.

Oh.

But I want to say that I avoided anything that was, that I thought might be dangerous.

Like, I'm not going to put something on my skin that I think would be caustic, right?

I'm not going to be silly about it.

And I also,

I knew two of them, even though they were listed as folk remedies, were probably the ones that would work.

So we'll save that for the end.

I want to start, though, with cucumbers.

I got really excited when I saw that cucumbers supposedly are a cure for wasp stings or a cure.

I mean, they alleviate.

A lot of these folk remedies say that they alleviate the pain, the itching, the swelling that comes with a wasp sting.

So

what they say to do with cucumber, I got really excited because I grow cucumbers.

I had just grown

tons of them.

I have a moon treatment.

That's very exciting for you.

Right.

And so I love the idea, like I grabbed a cucumber out of the fridge, I chopped it up, we ate some of it.

Because it's a whole it was a good one.

And then also, we used it on the wasp sting.

So the way that you're supposed to, according to the internet, use cucumbers, you wash the area with soap and water, and then you take a slice of cooled cucumber and you rub it on the sting until the pain subsides.

Okay.

Now, first of all, before I talk about what it did for me, why I always like to hear the rationale because somebody's going to tell you.

This is like true almost without fail.

If somebody's going to give you a folk remedy, they have a rationale.

They're going to tell you why.

No, no, no, no.

This isn't just like, you know, my grandma's grandma's grandma's grandma told her.

This is scientifically proven.

Yeah, we got a reason.

There's a reason.

It makes sense.

You just got to think, you got to know the science.

So I read several reasons that people, I mean, because this is recommended multiple different places, especially like a lot of these are from

either alternative med sites, holistic type bloggers,

moms who want you not to take medicine.

I don't know.

Right.

Whatever their, whatever their whole deal is, whatever they're up to.

Whatever that's all about.

I don't know when moms turn against medicine, but apparently they got some issues.

I know, because my mom was not against medicine.

The dimetap and the Benadryl flowed freely in the Smurl household growing up.

So I don't know when that happened.

But so cucumbers supposedly have kind of an astringent effect.

They like tighten the skin.

They also cool the skin, according to some of these blogs.

Now, I will say, like, these were chilled cucumbers.

So, of course, they were cooling.

They were from the fridge.

They felt cold.

That would feel good, right?

So, yeah, sure.

They also contain compounds known as cucurbiticins which is my favorite new word cucurbiticins i don't think that that's right baby cucurbitisins yes q curbiticins they're in multiple different um foods not just cucumbers but like zucchini have them bitter melon

i mean obviously same root yeah same root as cucumber uh but they're in a lot of different vegetables and they

Specifically, the reason that you would know them in food science is that they give foods a bitter taste.

Okay, so like some foods are obviously much higher in them the more bitter taste they have.

Some foods are lower if they're more sweeter and mild.

Supposedly Q-cubiticins also have some anti-inflammatory properties.

And there is a lot of research kind of in vitro, meaning in labs, they've taken, because there's a ton of different cucubritisin A and B and C and D.

There's lots of different Q-cubiticins.

They have taken that.

It's a great word.

Sorry.

It is a great word.

And they've tried them against like tumors in a petri dish and you know, inflammatory mediators, and found like, look, in a petri dish, this is very helpful.

We don't really know what that means in the human body.

I have no evidence that specifically these have anything to do with inflammation, but that's the argument, right?

That these properties in the cucumber, the Q-curbitisins, if there's enough of them, that they can reduce inflammation, reduce the itching, the burning, the pain, the swelling, so on and so forth.

I will say that foods that are high in Q-cure medicines can sometimes make you sick if you eat too much of them.

It can be toxic.

The dose makes the poison.

Ah, yes.

And this is called toxic squash syndrome.

I didn't make this up.

I didn't make this up.

Cucumber fever, you can't stop jam in these green beauties.

So there were.

I was kind of poisoned myself with cucumber.

I found this case.

This is sort of like your index case.

In France in 2018, there were two women who ate soup made from bitter pumpkins.

They got really sick, nausea, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea.

They had hair loss afterwards.

And it was because they ate so much bitter squash, which this bitter pumpkin, which had so much Q-curbitisin, that they got toxic from it.

And that is not typical.

It probably had to do with there was a high concentration of it because of cross-pollination or plant growth stress due to high temperature and drought.

So it was a really bad year for bitter pumpkin.

And these two women women understand these pumpkins were so bitter, guys.

It was unbelievable.

They were so bitter.

They were so bitter.

So I will say that as I was reading all this, I started to get worried because it has been really hot, obviously, everywhere, but especially here in West Virginia.

It's been so hot.

And my cucumbers that I harvested initially were sweeter.

And then the last few cucumbers I've harvested have been more bitter.

And I wonder if it's the heat and the drought conditions.

And then I don't know about cross-pollination.

I grow other squashes in there.

There's lots of squashes.

Yeah.

Anyway, I'm worried about the Q-curbitisins.

Honey, you got to be on guard 100% of the time.

The outcome for me, they were cold, and that felt nice.

Okay, there you go.

There's your scientific.

I did not see a huge change in the appearance of my skin, nor in the pain, really, but they did feel nice because they were cold.

Kind of like when you put them on your eyes, like I learned how to do from Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead.

I would would definitely say this next one was the messiest, the ones our kids made the biggest mess with.

This next one is the messiest and the one that I got told the most frequently.

People I know personally told me to do this, baking soda.

Okay.

Baking soda.

This is, this took me down this whole internet rabbit hole of baking soda being used for

insect stings, both bees and wasps and the whys and the why nots.

So the way to do it, and it depends on what you read, but generally speaking, everybody agrees you got got to make a paste of the baking soda.

So you take a little bit of baking soda and just keep adding tiny bits of water until it's pasty, right?

Like you don't, I don't think we need a recipe for that.

You know, make it a paste.

Add water until it's pasty.

And then what I read is to apply it to a bandage and then put the bandage over the sting.

So you kind of, you know, create a compress with it and leave it for 15 minutes.

Okay.

Okay.

Why does baking soda supposedly do this?

If I had to guess, it's an acid-base kind of deal.

That's exactly the rationale.

So the idea is that venom is acidic.

Baking soda is basic.

So it will neutralize the venom and therefore eliminate the symptoms of the venom.

Itching, pain, burn, swelling, blah, blah, blah.

Right?

Okay.

Here's the problem with this.

Wasp venom is not acidic.

Is it basic?

This is a thing that I now know.

I like to know some things.

I like to know things.

And this is a thing I now know.

Bee venom is slightly acidic.

It has a pH between 4.5 and 5.5.

So that's somewhere between beer and black coffee.

Okay.

That is the acidity of bee venom.

So maybe some neutralization.

So it is slightly acidic.

Okay.

Okay.

Wasp venom has a pH of around 6.8.

Justin, what's neutral?

Do you know?

Yeah, I do, Sydney.

It's

5,

7.

Seven.

Seven.

Neutral is seven.

Neutral is seven.

So

when you're getting lower, you got to wonder, is that more acidic or less?

So it's not.

No, okay, lower is more acidic.

Higher is more than a middle.

As I said,

seven is in the middle.

Yes, of course.

Seven is like water.

Yes, I agree.

Generally.

Generally, generally.

So if B venom is acidic,

would baking soda then help neutralize it?

No, probably not because it's really not that acidic.

That's the other thing.

It's just not really that acidic.

And we also don't know that neutralizing it does anything or that baking soda applied in a paste would in any way infiltrate the dermis.

Right.

You know what I mean?

So like there's there's really no evidence for the bee venom thing,

but it definitely wouldn't work for a wasp sting because wasp venom is not acidic.

So the entire entire principle behind baking soda falls apart with wasps.

Hey, hey, listen, what can you do though?

That being said, I found it unpleasant because my children applied a large amount of baking soda paste to my arm and leg.

However, the redness did improve a little.

I don't, I don't know.

It didn't feel any different, but after we wiped it off, it looked less red.

Okay.

Listen.

Enough said.

Enough said.

You tell me.

You tell me.

So the next thing, and this kind of falls into the same line.

The next cure that I came across, I found people suggesting lemon juice and people suggesting vinegar.

And these have the same rationale.

Acidic.

They're acids.

To neutralize the base.

To neutralize the base.

So the idea is you take some cotton or paper towel or something, soak it in lemon juice or vinegar, dab it on the sting.

Okay, it will neutralize the basic venom.

However, what do we know about wasp venom?

It's not that.

It's not alkaline.

It's neutral.

It's neutral.

It's cold.

So it wouldn't.

So this would do

nothing.

Nothing.

Except now you smell like either vinegar

or lemon juice.

Good.

So I chose the lemon juice because I didn't want to smell like vinegar.

And because by now I'd already done the research on baking soda.

So I knew this wasn't going to work.

So maybe I'm biased, right?

I'm biased now at this point.

So

we put some of the lemon juice on it.

It kind of did sting just a little, but also I had an open wound and I dumped some lemon juice in it.

So I don't really think that had anything to do with the, you know, like I think that just stung.

My arm smelled like lemon and it could have been vinegar.

So it could be horse.

Yeah, that was a, that was an upgrade.

But I would not recommend.

And then the last thing I let my kids try,

and like I said, there are endless recommendations out there.

We could have done this all day long, but it did involve my human body and substances put on it.

So

I capped it at this last one.

Yes.

Toothpaste.

I will say that when I was younger, I read, not on the internet because there was no internet.

Someone told me that toothpaste helped with acne.

And I did indeed occasionally put toothpaste on acne, thinking that it would help.

I don't think it did, but I don't know.

You'd have to go back and ask adolescents.

But at least it's old.

It's an appeal to ancient wisdom.

So toothpaste on the sting.

Basically, I couldn't find what kind.

Nobody knew.

My kids chose their toothpaste, which is blue and sparkly and changes colors when you use it.

Probably know what Pliny the Elder

would add in mine.

They put so much of it on there.

My leg, my inner thigh was just caked in blue, sparkly toothpaste.

Why?

This is a pH thing.

Again, primarily the idea is that toothpaste is alkaline.

Again, this doesn't work because B venom is acidic, but Wasp venom is not.

However, the other things they note are that toothpaste has antibiotics like trichlosin in it.

So maybe if there's infection, it could kill the infection.

And then also it has some anti-inflammatory properties from the fluoride.

This is the argument for toothpaste.

I will say it did nothing for the pain.

It made my skin redder.

So like it worked worse.

Yeah.

It didn't hurt anymore.

It's sticky.

It hurts more.

And then as I was trying to wipe it off, it started turning pink because it was color changing.

So all in all, the toothpaste was maybe the worst.

Yeah.

The most epic of fails.

The The lemon juice stung, but at least it.

This one isn't great.

This one we didn't love.

So what worked, Justin?

You tell me, hun.

Did anything work?

You know, you were there.

I know.

I'm trying to add a little mystery.

Ice.

Ice.

Good old-fashioned ice.

Ice packs and some ibuprofen.

If you can take it, if it's safe, if you are someone who can take an inside.

Some ibuprofen and some ice worked pretty well in reducing the swelling, the burning, the itching, the pain, the redness.

I still do have have a little bit of a rash.

It's not completely gone.

I probably could be using some hydrocortisone cream at this point because they're kind of itchy.

But overall, if you're not going to have, I mean, if you're just talking about a localized reaction, it's going to eventually go away on its own.

I did find this interesting little footnote that it feels like, or that we're seeing an increase in the percentage of wasp stings.

Why?

I mean, part of it is that people are, the more that humans encroach on, you know, forested spaces or wild spaces, the more interactions we're going to have with all creatures, great and small, right?

The heat doesn't help.

So I've found this thing about how wasps sting more in the heat.

Somebody was like, they get angrier.

That didn't make sense to me.

I mean, I don't think they're angrier.

However,

if it is warm, they grow more quickly.

So they go through generations more rapidly.

So there is a reason why heat would lead to more wasps and more wasps mean perhaps more interactions with humans,

which could result in more stings.

So

what should you do, Justin?

I don't know.

Well, Sid, I was just looking through these steps, and I'm realizing that

we typically do

none of these consistently, and I deserve what I got.

You need to be careful in areas where would there be wasps, flower gardens, woods, orchards, rubbish bins.

Umbrellas.

Umbrellas.

It's our whole house.

Umbrellas near rubbish bins.

If you see a wasp, remain calm.

Nope.

Don't get close.

If you see a nest, don't get close to it because you're going to be perceived as a threat.

So like move away.

I can't help being perceived as a threat.

That's been a problem my entire life.

I can't help that others are intimidated by me.

If a wasp lands on you,

hold still.

Didn't, nope, didn't do that.

How about this?

What about spin around and scream like I just got a free bowl of ice cream?

Do not wave your arms.

No, okay.

Do not swallow

at the same time.

I did that.

This will aggravate them.

Oh, yeah.

I tried that.

Yeah.

Cover your food and drinks because they attract wasps.

Oh, yeah.

The kids had, I had gotten sonic for them for lunch.

Yeah.

So we had all the sugar in every form.

Solid, liquid, plasma form, sugar, all the forms of sugar.

Avoid using floral and fruity scents when you go outside.

Okay, no.

Also, wear clothes in subtle colors.

This gets a little ridiculous.

After a while, you're like, I mean, all this for the wasps.

Oh, yeah.

Right.

If you have fruit trees, pick up fallen fruit.

Obviously, I mean, anything like that is going to

attract wasps and then keep your rubbish bins sealed.

No, notably, because of the stupid, stupid raccoons.

But I'm working against the now.

I found a bungee cord lock for our trash cans.

So I'm doing what I can.

Can I tell you tonight we came home, we dropped off some food to our

kids are rehearsing for outdoor theater at the park.

We dropped off some food to them.

And as we came back,

there was a raccoon in our garage he went running out of our garage into the blackberry bramble near our house

and then after we walked out of the garage and we were looking into the path where he just ran he was peeking just staring waiting for me to leave staring justin dead in the eye waiting he knows how much i hate his freaking guts watching him yeah it was it was intense if you do get stung

I mean, it's kind of fun.

Everyone roots for him, by the way.

Anytime I talk about him, they always take his side.

Like, I've shared pictures of him before yeah always on his team yeah they never take my side i listen i i love this boy i do resent the mess he makes when we forget to bring our snacks in we leave out snacks for delivery people on our front porch and when we forget to take him in at night it's just it is like the biggest raccoon party has happened in my front yard just like rappers sometimes they'll just take the snacks back to their burrow it's terrible they won't even open them at my house they open the ginger ale how did they open the ginger i still i still don't understand.

I don't understand that.

Charlie, Charlie said, it's because raccoons have opposable thumbs.

They don't kill them.

Notably, hon.

Notably, they don't.

If you get stung,

there's really,

there's two kinds of situations here, right?

If you just have a localized reaction, if you know you're not allergic, if you've been stung before and you haven't had problems, or if you're not experiencing any severe symptoms, much like Justin and I, then you can do the things we did.

Some ICE.

If you're able to take an anti-inflammatory medication or a pain reliever like Tylenol or ibuprofen or something like that, feel free.

ICE will usually do it.

You kind of alternate 10-minute increments on and off.

Give it some time.

It usually is going to be okay.

If you are someone who you know you're allergic, you've experienced anaphylacteric reactions to hymenopteris stings before, or if after you get stung, you begin to have shortness of breath, chest pain, you know, any kind of difficulty breathing, feeling disoriented, confused, dizzy, lightheaded, feel like your throat's closing up, please call 911.

Obviously, if you have an EpiPen, you know this is an allergic reaction, you know what you're supposed to do, please do what you've been instructed to do by your healthcare provider.

Please call 911.

Still in those situations, you should still call 911.

For most of us, it's annoying.

It's painful.

It is not that severe, but if it is something that is a severe reaction for you, and we see more severe reactions usually in adults, but that's because of the sensitization thing, right?

You're more likely as an adult to have been stung in your life.

Usually, if you you get stung as a kid, statistically, it's more likely to be the first time.

But one way or the other, if you're concerned at all, please call 911.

Please seek medical attention.

And try not to swat at them.

I know it seems like they're out to get you.

I feel like they're out to get me too.

But generally speaking,

it is true with most, not all, but most flying insects with stingers.

They don't want to mess with you any more than you want to mess with them.

Yeah.

Hey, thanks so much for listening to our podcast.

I hope you've enjoyed yourself.

Thanks to the taxpayers for the use of their song medicines as the intro and outro of the program.

We really appreciate it.

Thanks so much.

Hey, thanks to folks who came out to Columbus to see us.

Yeah, it was so great to see you.

It was so fun.

Thank you so much.

We're going to be,

my brother, my brother, me and Taz are going to be in Anaheim and Sacramento next week or this week.

No, next week as you're listening to this.

So go to bid.ly forward slash McElroy Tours for information on that and so much more.

That's going to do it for us for this episode.

Until next time, my name is Justin McElroy.

I'm Sidney McElroy.

And as always, don't drill a hole.

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