Q&A With Greg Davies and Alex Horne at The Town Hall in NYC - Part Two

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This week Taskmaster The Podcast brings you part two of a Q&A Alex and Greg took part in back in early 2025 in New York City. The Q&A was moderated by Josh Gondelman and followed the premiere of the first two episodes of Series 19! As well chatting about Series

Alex and Gregg discuss how making Taskmaster has changed over ten years (very little!), how you would describe Taskmaster in 5 words and who would win between Alex and Greg if they took part in the show!

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Another audience question from MC Martin.

From MC?

MC.

Initials.

Oh, okay.

Michael, MC.

Well, we don't know.

We don't know.

Are you a hip-hop artist?

Or are those just your initials?

My initials.

Just initials.

MC Martin.

This one's a little.

Okay.

Ooh.

My husband came with me and knows absolutely nothing about the show.

Coming in hot.

Can you give him an overview in five words?

In five words.

You fucking do it.

I'll do it.

I'll do it.

He'll do it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Five words.

Yeah.

No, no, I don't like it.

I don't like it.

What an airy you date, heckle.

Yeah, I guess comedians try to impress giant.

Incredible.

Sort of.

Sort of it.

Small man tasks.

How many words have we got?

Three or three.

Yeah, three or five.

You can do what you want.

Yeah, didn't say five words or less.

Or fewer.

Fewer.

Any other show, I would be the grammar dick.

I'm the grammar dick.

There's no doubt about that.

From Kevin Shepard, how has shooting the show, Tasks and Studio Audience, which is the show,

changed from series one to now?

Good question, Kevin Shepard.

Barely?

Very little.

Yeah.

In fact, all, Well, one difference for me is that we used to

give the contestants longer to do the tasks.

Quite often it was get this boulder as far away from the house as possible.

You have one hour.

And what we realized quite quickly was that is a time-consuming thing because you go for a long way with a boulder for an hour, then you have to come back for an hour.

One of our contestants tried to get on a plane with a boulder.

So time limits became more important.

Well, yeah, and you end up with five hours of footage that you're going to condense into three minutes.

So actually people could be just as funny in ten minutes.

So I think we do more tasks per day when we're filming.

This is a very this is a a boring answer.

But we're a bit more efficient with it.

And we we've got better at our instincts about what tasks will work and what won't.

So yeah, we're just a bit we rinse more out of the comedians.

Not we have no less fun.

In fact we have more fun I think now because we we waste less time.

We just do more.

But I think in t in terms of the the the show in general, we've never really there's never been a conversation conversation where we thought we would change the format radically.

I think people want the format, and

it becomes different by virtue of the people we have on it.

So, even when we moved channels in the UK, you didn't change the format, really.

Didn't at all, no.

So, no, I hadn't changed.

We've sat still for 10 years, which is very strange.

But I think we were this weird chance that we had happened upon a show that worked immediately.

It didn't work on the television immediately.

People were undecided after the first first episode.

We got a five-star review and a one-star review, and people were like, What is this?

Which is probably a good sign.

But we've not messed with it at all.

But we've done so many series now, and there has not been one series where I haven't watched people doing the thing, responding to the tasks they've been given, and I haven't regularly gone, oh my god, you're so weird.

You're so weird that you would respond like that.

So it sort of reinvents itself constantly.

Well, I guess also to answer Andy's Olsman's question,

it has taught me that we've had over 100 people do the show now with a New Year's special as well.

And no two people are the same, and people's brains are so different, and you have the scales of all sorts of things, whether it's neurodiversity or just personality.

It's so wonderful to see each person responding differently, and it's constantly exciting for me.

And me, and

that each person reveals part of themselves almost exclusively that they never wanted to reveal.

I love that.

What was the most surprising?

I think there was an audience question here, but this came up organically.

What is the most surprising

solution to a task or attempted solution to a task?

Was there ever one that for either or both of you that you just went, no fucking way they're doing that?

Well, I mean, almost

constantly, almost every task.

The one that always springs to my mind is the panic in Paul Chowdhury's eyes when he was told to get his clothes as far away from the house as he could.

And he, you know, he's not a stupid man, Paul, but he just took his clothes off and threw them over a hedge.

And I just find that fascinating.

That's a grown man

reading something.

Yeah, and my answer is a task.

I think I only need to say,

I won't need to say much, but

it'll conjure an image in people's heads, which was when they were asked, Lisa Tarbach was asked

to

show how much she loved you.

And so she told me to take my trousers and pants off and sit on a cake.

Ah, yeah.

Yeah, I asked Alex how it was afterwards, and almost in a whisper he said, it went in me.

So she, what was amazing was that her brain instantly went to that answer.

She didn't think about it.

And we always tell the contestants, just go on your your instincts.

First instincts, you know.

And she straight away went, well, obviously

the only way I can express love for Greg is to

make you do a thing that you will love, and I did love.

I really recommend it.

I've said this in a lot of interviews, but I want you all to know that a fascinating thing about Alex is that if you ever ask him to do something, he will always do it.

And not just for the show.

I mean, if we're out socially and I ask him to do a thing, he'll go, okay.

Like we were at a wedding and I asked him to eat like a huge pat of butter and he just did eat the butter.

It's quite fascinating.

It's very useful for the show.

I was going to ask.

Did you say show us?

Take your shirt off, he said, but it has to be me who's asking.

It was pretty much going, yeah.

What, because contestants will sometimes, there will be tasks where contestants will ask you for things and you'll often comply.

Do you have, how often do you go, nah, I can't do that?

That's not within the bounds of that's my point, never, never,

he never says no.

Wow, as long as it's within the time limit, I mean, I am

obsessed with the rules, so no, as long as it doesn't say in the rules that Alex can't do that, then I have to do it, I think, contractually.

But Manzuka's stretched me, as you will see.

um who would win this is from jake mccormick who would win over the course of a season greg or alex

if we were doing the task competing yeah

it's it's academic because i wouldn't lower myself

i don't think either of us would like to see ourselves on it i mean i'd hate to do it but i secretly think i'd be good but we'll never find out everyone secretsly thinks they'll be bad yeah they do and everyone is bad

except except for john Robbins.

Who only went on the show to win the show at all costs.

And that always fascinates me.

There's always someone who really wants to win.

And I always find myself going, really?

You want this trophy?

Andy texted me a picture of where he's keeping his trophy.

You've had a lot of contact with Anthony Zoltzmann.

This is just a little back and forth there.

He sent me a picture and it's in the corner of his office facing the wall.

Well Jesus Christ, that's better than Kerry Godliman's.

We got sent a picture by, I guess, by Kerry's husband of the Taskmaster trophy, which was in her garage, just under a pile of shit.

On its side like that.

With the audience being so international now,

do you feel any

pressure to communicate differently to organize or is it you just go we do we do and you come if you come.

Good point, no, never.

No, you've mentioned it.

We should have a shot.

I didn't mean to do that.

No, not in the slightest.

And it's interesting now with Jason on the show because there was language, we had fun with the language, but often I didn't realize there was a problem.

There's a task coming up where they had to knock over some bowling pins.

Okay.

We don't call them that, we call them Skittles.

And he was searching around for sweets.

What's wrong with you, Jason?

But yeah, no, we don't, we don't can, we don't, I don't think

and I don't think we ever will.

I Think it's part of the game isn't it if you enter into a world you have to obey the world's rules so Manzukas had to learn quickly not to be eating bowling balls

This came up about people just the differences of contestants and I think you you have a really wonderful diverse group of contestants and I specifically I was thinking about with Rosie Jones on the last season and I was wondering how you yeah, she's fucking amazing and I was wondering when on the show whether just with the

how mean

you are to contestants and how the challenges themselves the tasks are orchestrated how much do you think about like

accessibility and cultural sensitivity just making sure that you don't accidentally do something where you're like oh that was very offensive wasn't it I mean we've we we've stumble all the time and make mistakes so I remember early on we had I mean it's to our shame in the first three series it was four men and one woman and that's how British TV was at the time and we were blind to it which is awful but we hopefully learned and got better.

But there was a task where they all I always wanted more women on it but Alex was hardline.

He said Greg they don't think right.

I said they don't all think.

But there was a task where they had to tie a tie on stage and Catherine Ryan put us in our place and said,

we don't all wear ties and so we learned from that and we put it in the show you know we hopefully don't shy away from it but Rosie was amazing and we we've made the house accessible and it's so easy to do and everywhere should do it and

but

yeah she taught us we didn't have to we didn't have to compromise anything in terms of comedy

and it was very easy to have her in the show but

she's just one of my favorite contestants of all time she is such a clever funny woman

and I what I love is

and I think lots of people watching this.

I mean, obviously, Rosie speaks at a different tempo to

most people because of her disability.

But I found it personally fascinating without being too earnest that

it takes about two episodes before that becomes invisible.

And you just see an incredibly funny comic doing incredibly funny things.

And I found that really exciting, you know.

It's really wonderful.

How many people here have flown here from another country?

Really?

For how many people?

From England?

No, wow, yeah.

Canada?

Canada, okay.

Also.

Canada will be this country soon, we've been assured.

I also need to say hello to a couple.

called Kristen and Dan, who invited us as a couple to their wedding this summer.

It's beautiful.

We got invited to four weddings in America last year.

Dear Greg and Alex, please attend our wedding.

We would like to attend one.

We didn't actually get them in time, but Kristen and Dan, where are you?

You're in row 18, I think.

Thank you so much for the invite.

Thanks for the invite.

If you

get divorced, we'll come to that.

We'd love to.

We'd like to stay in a baby shower or something like that.

We're in.

And

we'll come to your next event.

And we also got invited to Alaska because someone's created some sort of underground bunker and they've invited us to it and I don't know why but I think we are going to go to that.

You flew from Texas?

That is like another country.

Yeah.

And was that Argentina at the top?

Seriously?

I want to go to Argentina.

Pardon?

Buenos Aires.

Oh, Buenos Aires.

I wanted to go to Cape Horn my whole life, obviously the southern tip and I play the French horn because of my name and I want to go to Cape Horn so we will we yes will we go sorry I almost nodded off there

what um what's next

you're just gonna say

thank you for coming thank you for inexplicably coming from Argentina

and some more audience questions this is from Kaylim

just say but we got you a free pencil so I hope it's worth it

you're welcome But you must hand them in on the way out.

This is from Kaylee Mazurjewski.

What was the most delicious food a contestant ever made for a task?

I think Victoria Corrin made fish sausages.

Was that Victoria Corrin?

Who was it?

Sue Perkins, of course.

God almighty, so funny.

That was Sue Perkins.

But they were really good.

They were really, really good.

The worst food I've ever eaten was quinoa, which is

an abhorrent.

I've never eaten it before and never since.

The dog food that Tim Key made me was nicer.

Although I think that was in the same pasta dish.

What else have I eaten that was nice?

Burnt porn?

Lou Sanders made me eat

a burnt porn magazine.

Yeah.

Was that on the show?

Is that surrounded by Lou's house?

Noel Fielding made me eat

hair,

human hair.

I recommend that.

That was cool.

Your taste sort of.

But interesting, you always do eat it.

It's fascinating to me.

I don't really have any taste bugs.

No, I like most things.

Bing juice.

Moan Rithwan made me drink bing juice.

Oh.

Moving along.

This is from Alyssa Davis.

Out of all the authors, living or dead, who do you think would be the easiest to bump on the head real quick without them knowing?

What?

I assumed.

It's the great question, but I don't.

I assumed this was some deep-cut reference that I had lost grasp of, but you're both mystified.

Of all the authors, living or dead, who would be the easiest to bob on the head without them noticing?

Real quick.

Yep.

I think that's what you meant, yes, Alyssa Davis?

I've always wondered.

I guess

I guess I fancy

I guess I fancy my chances of bobbing Steinbeck on the head I guess

I went to the Steinbeck Museum and

his old

camper van that he travelled around the States is there and they put it behind perspex because they don't want people obviously to touch the national treasure but I'm so tall I just reached over

and I grabbed the handle.

So if I can get away with that, then if he was alive, I'd bob that fucker on the head sooner.

Look at him.

Show him some grapes of wrath.

I think Shakespeare would be fun because of his hairstyle.

He's like a target

from above.

Yeah.

You're presuming he did look like the sketches we've seen.

Yeah,

you'd bob Shakespeare.

I've seen photos.

Thank you.

Thanks for your question.

Rebecca McTeague asks between pineapples potatoes eggs and ducks which is your favorite

well I can only I'm just thinking more authors I want to bop on the head I'm so sorry you're welcome this is

who else do you want to bop on the head Walt Whitman the poet

always wanted to

between pineapples potatoes eggs and ducks

And I guess Hitler, which is your favorite.

This is not a...

I love your enthusiasm, but we got to hear them first.

That's okay.

It's fine if you're into ducks.

Yeah.

Which is our favorite out of pineapples, eggs?

Potatoes, ducks.

Ducks, okay.

Anyway.

Was that your, are you Rebecca McTeague?

Rebecca McTeague, I've got a tattoo of a pineapple and I'm a huge fan of the pineapple for many reasons.

I go to a pub once a year with my friend Tim Key called The Pineapple to celebrate our birthdays.

At Christmas my family mark the occasion by counting the leaves on a pineapple.

We all have to guess how many leaves are on the pineapple.

You won't believe how many it is.

It's normally triple figures on the top.

And we put money in and this is why I think I'm good at, well, why my job is to come up with games.

And my family do this anyway.

But I've always been obsessed with pineapples, but I only found out recently that in England, if you have a pineapple the wrong way up in your shopping basket, it means you're open to swinging.

And I've now got a tattoo on my hand.

So when I wave I have to wave like that now because otherwise that wow

unfortunately he waved at me like that once and I was on him like a puber.

I love the pineapple.

And what was your answer?

You'd answered pineapples, ducks, potatoes, eggs?

Ducks.

She's okay.

My

my

mine is also pineapples because because I have

an arthritic knee and of course anyone who understands fruit and vegetables will know that pineapple is an anti-inflammatory.

The reason I'm laughing is that most of our conversations on this trip have been about which vegetable is the most,

well, the least inflammatory.

Alex has been ridiculing me, saying it's not interesting, but when I...

When I told him that sweet corn is the most inflammatory vegetable, he lost his fucking mind.

If it hadn't been ducks, if it had been turkeys, that would have trumped pineapple for me just for the record.

Because I spent some time with a turkey recently,

alive.

And

I genuinely had a relationship with that turkey.

There was a whole crew of people there.

And

the turkey, it's late.

Hear me out.

Hear me out.

The turkey was just wandering around, like

making that noise.

And I swear to you, there was a crew of 30 people there, and they all tried

back at the turkey, and it fucking ignored them.

If I went,

it would reply to me.

I've gone off topic.

It was on Monday.

Thank you.

I've gone off topic.

Anyway, eat pineapples.

They're anti-inflammatory.

If you want to buy a different pet, get your kids a turkey.

Let's move on.

Question for Alex.

If you could film an off-site task anywhere in the world, where would you choose?

A what task?

An off-site task.

Off-site task.

Yeah, yeah.

Anywhere in the world.

Argentina!

300 to 1 audience member.

Yeah.

I guess it would be something awkward like a desert, I think.

We'd do something in a desert.

We'd bury something in a desert.

And it would be really hot.

Where's that super deep trench that James Cameron went down to?

Oh, the Mariana Trench?

Yeah, that's where I'd like to film one.

We were also talking this morning.

Does quicksand exist?

Or is that only in cartoons?

Because I wouldn't mind a quicksand task.

Wow.

I think what you said, that's how you end your life.

You said I'd be quicksand.

And I said, I don't think quicksand exists

outside of 1950s Westerns.

Greg, what's the most annoyed you've gotten during a task?

Oh, shit.

I mean...

A lot of my rage on the show is genuine, I would say that.

And I used to be a school teacher, so it's very easy for me to get wanged up.

I think

I'll answer it broadly, the thing that annoys me the most is the prize task at the beginning when they're given weeks to think of what they're bringing in.

And there's always one fucker amongst every group of five who clearly values their

life outside of the show and just leaves their house and grabs like a colander or something or a game.

Or a golf club.

Or a golf club.

And that's a great example of it.

It's just someone going, oh shit, I haven't thought of my prize task.

And when you see me getting irritated with those people, I'm genuinely irritated.

I'm genuinely irritated.

And also, at the chat section at the beginning of the show, which somehow we've allowed Alex to lead,

I think people think that I'm not annoyed then.

I'm really annoyed.

I'm really annoyed then.

Asked and answered.

By the way, I think soon we should do one more task.

I'm ready when you're.

But let's do one more question.

Let's do one task.

And then a couple more questions.

Then we'll get the three down.

Because we're aware you have lives that you need to get back.

You don't?

Oh, fine.

Do you have a lock-in?

No, but we don't.

Okay,

this question is

half for Greg, half for Alex.

Top half for Greg.

What is your biggest pet peeve?

And then Alex, using that information,

what would be your process of developing a task based around it?

Who's that question from and what's their email address?

This is the question from Paul Willems.

I love a two-parter.

What's my pet peeve in life?

Yeah.

Families who take up the whole sidewalk.

People with a lack of

a lack of self-awareness.

The fact that my coffee machine is so fucking needy.

How many things do you need me to do before I get coffee back?

I've got a plant in my garden, the needy fucker.

I mean, if I don't water it for a day, it's like, oh, I guess I'm going to die then.

Do you want me to keep going?

So, well, so the second part was what

the process would be.

We have, and there may be a future task, is wind Greg up.

Could you do a task with a dawdling family?

I think we could.

I just walked behind families.

I'll go, how can you not be aware of me?

Look at the size of me.

Feel my heat behind you.

You dawdling fuckers.

I hate your kids.

I hate your kids.

Can you make a task out of this?

I mean,

I think wind Greg up is the one, probably.

But yeah, if there's a dawdling fan, we used to, so in series one, we had tasks which involved the public, which was high-fiber 55-year-old fastest wins, which I still love, but it felt too much like a prank show.

Yeah.

We don't like sort of embarrassing people.

We like people to embarrass themselves rather than embarrass the public.

But I think there could be something dawdle, you know, just dawdle.

Dawdle.

It's a good title for a task, isn't it?

Dawdle.

Because I like a task with the fewest words.

Dawdle.

Biggest dawdler wins.

Dawdle is fixed, so it's got to be open, there's got to be different ways of dawdling, and I think there are.

But to dawdle in public would be good.

And the longest time wins.

Yeah.

There's something in that.

But I will stay in contact with, what's his name, Matthew?

Paul Willems.

Paul Williams.

Yeah.

By the way, Paul Williams from New Zealand

is far better at my job than me.

He is so brilliant.

As is Mike Wozniakin Jr.

But Paul Williams, do check him out in real life.

He's a really good singer.

He's amazing.

He's a very funny man.

He's tender.

He's gentle.

He could pick me up.

He's strong.

He's got great hair.

Well, he's not, but he's...

Beth...

He's a great guy.

I don't like those

car park.

I don't like those car park machines that you have to enter your registration plate into.

Yeah.

You f I'm paying for the car park.

You fucking enter my registration plate.

I feel like I can.

I don't like self-packing in supermarkets.

No, you pack it.

You scan it.

Come on.

I feel like I could have just asked this question and then just walked away and the show would have made it to the end.

We have time for just a couple questions from the audience.

I saw one back.

You're wearing a hat.

I see, yep.

So, the question was:

if I got a call from Scotland Yard saying they had Alex in custody, what would I think he'd done?

Why would they be calling him?

I've got a wife.

The police always always called daddy

I would think he'd done

I would think he'd just like taken a game of Scrabble too seriously you that is not possible to do

I Think he'd have done something dweeby to annoy a normal person.

I think he'd have gone into too much detail.

He's in

it's a very damaged mind.

It's

It would be something tiny, it would be minutia.

But he's a very sweet boy, so I don't expect that call.

Yes.

I see some Elon Musk.

Oh, sorry.

Right up front.

I see you.

If you had to take an American taskmaster and

I'm sorry.

Sorry, can we get this woman out of the...

For the people up top, the question started, if you had to pick an American Taskmaster,

and the crowd turned.

By the way, Reggie, I think, is a tremendous comedian and a lovely person, but he would be a great contestant.

Yeah, oh, he'd be awesome.

And I think we all agree that Greg, if we did it here, which we would love to, he should be the Taskmaster.

But it's a valid question.

If we couldn't.

we're talking once he's got four years time once he's

four years I've I've finally eaten enough cakes to perish

I think Conan would be great

yeah

he he would be great but there can only be one and I I'll fight him I'll fight Conan

I see

center near the yep that's you making a little

I love

I didn't hear it she loves it when the crew are involved in the tasks accidentally can they say no

yeah we do have a system of consent in

in the UK

they

they can say no they don't say no they can say no but they there's not a lot of work in television at the moment so they all say yes yeah

Sometimes we get them to do things that have nothing to do with the show.

I do think it's a great job.

I used to be a runner on TV, which I don't know if you have that role here.

So it's the lowest of the television ladder.

And it's such a valuable thing to have worked in because you realize you are the first to arrive, the last to leave, the lowest paid.

And we try to look after everyone very well, but it's a really fun job because they get to test the tasks.

They get to make props very quickly.

And it's a tiny team.

We have six people basically on the show.

And it's it's really funny to see them how they get involved sometimes.

There was a task recently where

all of the people who work on the show were dressed as animals at one point.

It's so funny to go, ah, that duck is a production assistant.

Do you think we'll do one more?

Yeah.

Or a hundred more?

Or a hundred more.

What time is it?

I really like the question.

I see way in the back, hand waving back and forth.

We all have a favorite quote from the show that we repeat, I'm sure.

Do you have any favourite quotes on the show that you repeat?

The quotes, the same.

Good.

Good stuff.

What's your favourite quote?

The bitch is.

It's a quote from Paul Trowdery making a, well, he called it a snow bear.

Yeah.

And he said, the bitch is crying, isn't it?

The bitch is crying, it is.

I think that's what it was.

I mean, we have a new one every time.

I mean, in that episode, so you like quoting Jason in that one when he said about the theme of the show.

Oh, I really loved that.

When, like, Jason asked us to be on the show, and then very early on, he sarcastically says, oh, what's the theme of the show?

Science.

Like,

really sarcastic.

It's like, you want to come.

But, yeah, that's the one that we say to each other at the moment.

I don't know.

Matthew said something this, I can't remember what it was, but it was a real sort of...

In that episode as well,

when he...

A real existential moment he had during this season, Matthew.

It'd be good if we remembered, wouldn't it?

Yeah, I'll think of it.

But

it was truly he was broken.

But sometimes they hang around as well, like Kerry Godleman's Bosch.

I know what it was.

A Bosch was great.

I enjoyed Bosch.

Bosch was great.

There was

Matthew Benton, who you saw then, at some point in this show, he's broken.

And I suspect it's when he realizes that not only is he bad at tasks, he's also wearing shorts that pretty much show his jealousy off.

And there's one point, I'm sure this is it, he just looks at Alex and very quietly goes, What's wrong with you?

Yeah, I think that's in the titles actually as well.

Is it?

I think that's the title.

Right.

Horn section comes in New York.

Whoop!

Yeah.

Not everyone everyone whooping, but I appreciate that some people.

So I've got a band called the Horn Section who did the theme tune for the.

We'd love to come to New York, but there are six of us and we are unwieldy.

We'd have to probably get the ferry

because

one of the band doesn't fly because of ethical reasons.

So it's not,

we're quite a tricky band to get to New York.

But he's the bassist, so you wouldn't notice, genuinely wouldn't notice.

I don't know, one day hopefully.

I think...

Next season.

Okay,

we're coming next season.

No, one day, hopefully.

I mean, I think we're having such a good time.

We really do want to make this part of our life to come here more often or live here.

I mean, honestly, we've been...

I spent a lot of my life being sarcastic and horrible, but we've just had such a wonderful time here.

Everybody we've met has been amazing, honestly.

And I think Rachel would understand if I'm just with you now.

She knows I she knows knows I'll look after you.

Thank you for suggesting that about the hauntation.

And actually, the next series of our sitcom comes out this year at some point.

And we'll put it up on YouTube.

I think.

Hell yeah.

Can I suggest this person who's been craving frantically here.

You're the taskmaster over there.

I see why you want.

You smelt the snacks.

What did you do?

They went to the M ⁇ M store and made M ⁇ Ms with our faces with our faces well fat is that them do you want to bring them come on yeah we'll take them thanks

how old are you

you're turning 12 this is great if you're oh so you're still a little no one told me there were children in yeah

thank you what's your name

Connor, you're about to see a grown man eat a bag of sweets live on stage.

Thank you very much.

So, Connor, yeah.

So, for junior taskmaster, you have to be 9, 10, or 11.

So, this is what we're looking at, that sort of thing.

This is what we're looking at, isn't it?

This is what we're looking at.

But

you haven't got long, Connor.

So, are we going to eat them all?

I will, obviously.

It's got Taskmaster.

How many can you figure out?

I'm tempted to pop them into yours, madam.

In an appropriate way.

There's a child present.

In an appropriate hat, because you look hungry.

I feel like we were told we have to be out at half ten.

And it feels quite close to that.

Should we quickly do this task?

Yeah, let's.

And we have a very quick idea.

After the task, we're aware that some people like to get selfies with us, which is lovely, but we can't, there's 1,500 of you.

If we had five seconds with each of you, it would take over two hours.

So we're going to do instead, we're going to, to and it's very cold outside so we're going to put the house lights on we're going to run around the whole place if you have your phones so you can all have a chance we're going to go up every aisle we'll come up the top there we'll go every we can't stop and talk to everyone i'm really sorry we'd love to but please do get in and and and can you will you stay in your seats and not try and grab me because i'm i'm a trained martial artist