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Speaker 23 Lastly, we have a Patreon setup if you prefer to support the show through Patreon. My guest this week is none other than Gen Z social media sensation Democratic influencer Harry Sassan.

Speaker 23 So according to Republicans, if you're an immigrant and get a speeding ticket, you should be deported. But if you're Donald Trump and commit felonies, you should become President of the United States.

Speaker 23 Got it.

Speaker 23 Now, Harry has amassed over a billion views on TikTok and across the internet.

Speaker 23 He was, of course, an outspoken Democratic surrogate during the last presidential election, and I felt it necessary to sit down with him to understand the Democrats youth outreach strategy.

Speaker 23 Despite my youthful appearance, I'm 38 years old and as far back as I can remember most of my friends have been grown-ups. I'm an old soul.
Boys my age like swag. I like class.

Speaker 23 So therefore in considering interviewing Harry Sassan I feared that there might be a generational gap that might prove difficult to bridge.

Speaker 23 So to get ready I realized I needed to talk, but but more importantly, listen to younger people about what's crack-a-lacking with them.

Speaker 23 There was a Pew poll recently that said that young voters, especially young men, were more convinced by Trump's vision for the economy.

Speaker 23 So maybe if you, if

Speaker 23 maybe you could shed some light on that.

Speaker 23 Here's a question. Why do you think young people are having less sex?

Speaker 23 do you think it's like porn consumption

Speaker 23 why do you why do you think it's so hard for older millennials like me to communicate with younger millennials like yourself

Speaker 23 have you seen and or

Speaker 23 yeah you probably fucking watch Mandalorian the baby one

Speaker 23 am I is it me am I doing something right now or is it

Speaker 23 I can't stand this shit right now

Speaker 23 it's been hard like you know

Speaker 23 it's been hard cuz they they wrote this article where they they had took these like pictures of me where I looked like really like they're like on the floor and stuff and they said that they called me the millennial Jon Stewart and now this is what it's come to I'm talking to a fucking baby

Speaker 23 I'm gonna hold her

Speaker 23 I don't know I don't know how to hold a baby

Speaker 23 Too strong. Might break.
I mean, I could break the baby. I mean, just so you know.

Speaker 23 Does she want? I mean, do you want me to... I'll hold.
Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 23 Let's give it an old... Let's give it a try, I guess.

Speaker 23 When I looked into that child's eyes, I felt like I was looking into the future of America.

Speaker 23 You know, children like this will be on the front lines of future political battles, like school uniforms and gay marriage and the legalization of marijuana.

Speaker 23 I can't wait to see the world that these crazy kids will build. Please enjoy my conversation with Harry Sassan.

Speaker 23 Our next guest is a prominent online political commentator. Everyone, please welcome Harry Sisson.

Speaker 23 What up, tween? What's up? How are you doing? I'm good. How are you? Chilling, man.
Yeah, it's

Speaker 23 you ditched school for this? I did. Well,

Speaker 23 now that's public. I was hoping that it wouldn't be public.
Wait, you don't want people to know that you're bad? No, I hope my professors wouldn't see this. You don't know what they're into, you know?

Speaker 23 Are they doing upper deck here? No, I'm not a Zen guy. What do you do? I'm not a nicotine guy at all.
Do you piff? No.

Speaker 23 You don't smoke weed? No. Sneez? No.
No, no, no, no. No, no, no.
NYU, dude.

Speaker 23 Well, you know, some people at NYU, not me.

Speaker 23 Who's the richest kid you know at NYU?

Speaker 23 I know. And how evil are their parents? Baron goes to NYU.
Do you chill with him? No. You snizz with Baron? No, no, no.
Yeah, you do. No, I know.
Yeah, you snizz with Baron. No, no, no, no.

Speaker 23 You go to the box with Baron and see. Yeah.
Yeah, actually,

Speaker 23 we're good friends. Is he verbal?

Speaker 23 You know,

Speaker 23 I have a friend that had a class with Baron, and it was like a math class, and I guess on a midterm, he did really poorly, and he announced to the class, like, publicly, he got a 40% on the exam and slammed it on the table.

Speaker 23 Now, I wasn't there to witness it. I just heard this.
This poor kid, you're now dragging through the mud. Yes.

Speaker 23 I'll drag Baron. Why?

Speaker 23 Well, Baron's the one who's

Speaker 23 chilled with Baron. What if you went to the box with Baron and chilled?

Speaker 23 Maybe Baron's normal. What if you flip Baron, dude? And Baron became your man on the inside.
I don't know, man. He became your Manchurian boy.
He could be my source on the inside.

Speaker 23 I don't think he's there yet. He was helping Trump win.
He was like, go on Aiden Ross, go on these people's streams. Oh, what, dude? It's so hilarious that that worked.
It is hilarious that it worked.

Speaker 23 That's the state of our politics right now, you know?

Speaker 23 Do you see yourself as different from that?

Speaker 23 I mean, you are effectively a content creator as well, right?

Speaker 23 I guess. Yeah, I guess that's a label.
But I guess you're like a liberal version of Aiden Ross? Whoa, whoa, whoa. I mean, now you're flexing on Aiden, right? Well, that's a good idea.

Speaker 23 If he's convincing these 18-year-olds, but you gotta, why are you convincing these goddamn boys? I don't know. Do I have to just be stupider? Do I have to be like, oh, yeah.

Speaker 23 No, just say, like, this guy's a fucking idiot. Dude, Aiden Ross? Say he's fucking retarded.
Say the word. Well, I can't, I can't.
You can't because you're a Democrat. I can't go there.

Speaker 23 I can't go there. You can't because you're you're a Democrat.
No, no, no. I can't.
No, I can't. I was like looking at your content.
I was like looking up things about you. Yeah.

Speaker 23 And I saw you grew up in Singapore and Dubai. Yeah, I was born in Singapore.
I only lived there for like eight months and then lived in Dubai for like five years.

Speaker 23 And then I moved to Ireland where I primarily grew up and then New York. Why do you have an American accent? Because my parents are American.
I went to Ireland last year. I fucked with them heavy.

Speaker 23 What part of Ireland? The West. The West.
Oh, the West? Yeah. You should go to Dublin next time.
That's where I was. No, no, no.
Dublin. You don't go to Dublin? No, it's washed.
It's washed? Yes.

Speaker 23 What about, like, do you know Temple Bar? It's Disneyland for beer, dude. Disneyland.
I go to the real Ireland.

Speaker 23 Is that a bad thing, though? Dude, I hate England so much.

Speaker 23 Why? Because it was a genocide. Well, are you sorry? It wasn't a famine.
They stole our fucking food. Well, okay, yeah.
I mean, that's a fair reason, too. Why don't you hate England?

Speaker 23 I think a lot of the modern Irish people are kind of over that.

Speaker 23 That's bullshit, dude. Well, I

Speaker 23 never forget, dude.

Speaker 23 Would you bring me to the bottom? Bromochie, blackout pans, come and fight me like a man. Why are you not proud to be us, Irish? Are you Irish? No.

Speaker 23 Okay.

Speaker 23 Why do you live in Singapore and UAE? Your parents are like international business people? No, just, well, my dad works in aircraft leasing and financing. What is that? Like private jets?

Speaker 23 No, it's like Hurts rental car when you go to the airport and you like rent a car. You know, all these major airlines, they don't owe their planes.
They like rent the planes for like a 10-year period.

Speaker 23 That's real? Yeah, yeah. And so the headquartered of that industry, I guess, is in Dublin, Ireland for some reason, probably like tax benefits.
And so

Speaker 23 because the tax, yeah, they got

Speaker 23 zero business tax, whatever it is. But so yeah, that's why we were there.
Yeah. No other reason.
There's no like cool story that I'm like, son to these people.

Speaker 23 So your dad owns all the planes in the world. All the planes in the world.
Really? Yeah. Really? Isn't that kind of crazy? So why do you have an American accent again? Because my parents are American.

Speaker 23 Yeah, so you're just chilling with your parents with the people.

Speaker 23 People in Ireland?

Speaker 23 If the British invaded right now, would you pick up a pitchfork? They're the worst guys. The British? Yeah, with America, dude.
We're like really cool with the British. No, fuck them, dude.

Speaker 23 When Princess Diana died, I thought we were still beefing with England, and my mom was crying. I was like, why are you hyped? I was like, it's fucking England.
Were you alive?

Speaker 23 Yeah, that's right, bitch.

Speaker 23 No, I was like a little kid. Yeah, I was alive.
You were alive when Princess Diana died? OJ, Princess Diana died, Monica Lewinsky. Oh, yeah, 9-11.
You missed all that. I missed all of that.

Speaker 23 Dude, Monica Lewinsky was a crazy one. I've kind of...
looked into it. It's a little crazy.
It's like everyone's dad was like, just let him get head from a fucking 19-year-old.

Speaker 23 They're like,

Speaker 23 she was like a young woman. She was an intern, yeah.
Everyone in America was like, she's fat. She's got cum on her dress.
It was so mean.

Speaker 23 Everyone was so mean to me. Well, I can't speak to what they were talking about.
I wasn't alive. You were, though.
Yeah, great excuse, dude. You were like, you're in the belly of the beast.

Speaker 23 You're in the Monica live machine. Yeah, I guess now I am, yeah.
Do you want to apologize? Have you heard about O.J. Simpson? No, I don't know who that is.
Okay, of course I know.

Speaker 23 He was a running back for the Buffalo Bills. He was a USC.

Speaker 23 Is there something you're leaving out in this? His wife was with this fucking waiter, this guy Ron Goldman. Yeah.
And he was falsely accused of stabbing them to death. Falsely?

Speaker 23 You missed the 90s, really. Yeah.
I feel so bad for you. Well, I wasn't alive, so I couldn't have told you my thing.
It was a different country, man.

Speaker 23 Well, you had, you know, Bill Clinton just came off Bush scene. But then we had Bush Jr.
And that went really badly. Yeah, he ruined the world.
Yeah, and killed a lot of people.

Speaker 23 But now he hugs Michelle Obama. And probably you too.
You probably hug him too.

Speaker 23 I've never met him. Would you hug him if you saw him? Well, if he went in for a hug, I feel like I have to.
So you'd hug him, but you wouldn't collab with our president, Donald Trump.

Speaker 23 I wouldn't collab with him with Donald Trump.

Speaker 23 You wouldn't collab with him? What about on a hug? No, I still wouldn't hug Trump. Do you think he has L Riz?

Speaker 23 Sure? Yeah, I guess. You think Bush has L Riz? No, I was referring to Trump.
Who's got more El Riz, Trump or Bush?

Speaker 23 Neither. Neither of them have.

Speaker 23 Who's a worse guy, Bush or Trump, in your opinion? Well, that's a tough one. I think it's actually genuinely a debate to be at.
Yeah, yeah. Like, they're both really, really bad.

Speaker 23 People forget how bad. I think, like, people migration forget how bad Bush was.
So many bodies. Yeah, well, yeah.
Trump has a much lower body count.

Speaker 23 Yeah, I mean, but think about what we're talking about. We're talking about Trump.
What's your body count?

Speaker 23 What's your body count? In terms of drone strikes? No, in terms of bitches.

Speaker 23 I can't reveal that information. I'm just kidding, dude.
I'm just trying to be cool to a kid. I'll talk well about you to the NYU kid.

Speaker 23 So when did you move to America? When I was 14. When you were 14? Yeah.
And you immediately ran up in here and was like trying to judge my fucking country. Yeah.
Is that right? Yeah. That's bullshit.

Speaker 23 Trying to change ships. How are you going to come over here and just

Speaker 23 these colors don't run?

Speaker 23 Who was president at 14? Obama? No.

Speaker 23 No, actually I was 15 when I moved here. It was Trump.
Because I was in the... When Trump was the president? I was in Ireland for Trump getting elected.
Really? Which was crazy.

Speaker 23 Yeah, I was the only American in my class, and everybody hugged me the day after he got elected. They were like, I'm so sorry.
Oh, you got sympathy? I got sympathy.

Speaker 23 My teachers felt real bad for me. Even the teachers? Even the teachers.
Even the teachers. Do you have any MILFs at the school? No.

Speaker 23 What was your first, like, like, memory about polit? Like, what got you into it?

Speaker 23 It was the 2016 election when Trump was running. That's what, like, that's.
And you were in Ireland. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 23 I started reading, like, every day about, like, the election and Hillary Clinton versus Trump and him just being like the nominee for the Republicans got me involved. He says bad words and stuff.

Speaker 23 Well, he says a lot of bad things, yeah. Not just bad words, like bad things.

Speaker 23 How would you describe like what when someone says what's your like political identity, like what label do you use for yourself? I don't know.

Speaker 23 I say like liberal. Liberal.
Yeah. I'm kind of in line with like Joe Biden on a lot of things.
Your name online is typical Democrat? Used to be. Used to be.

Speaker 23 I changed that. Now it's just my name.
That's brutal. You can't have that name.
Yeah, well, that was 17-year-old Harry. I'm just, just I feel bad for you honestly.
I know I'm like why

Speaker 23 because A,

Speaker 23 you were born in a time where people are like the world sucks. Yeah, well

Speaker 23 the world that you were presented with was sad. We've never known peace.
So like I grew up when I was like born, we were in the middle of the Middle East, you know, still doing that shit. Yeah.

Speaker 23 Then we had you know all the fallout from that and then the recession in 08 and then you know COVID in 2020. We've had like a Gen Z's had a rough go of it.
Yeah.

Speaker 23 Now I think every generation has their thing. People are are like mean about you guys.
They're like, you're all like. Yeah, but like every generation

Speaker 23 is like that. No, but it's really you guys, the world that you were offered was shit.
Yeah, it's and then we have Trump. Like we have eight years of Trump, 12 years of him being in politics.

Speaker 23 It really sucks. But the interesting thing is that like there's now a shift, right? Yeah, that's a problem.
Like 18 to 21 is like,

Speaker 23 I think it's 14 points higher. Yeah, there was a poll recently that said that.
It's insane to me. Yeah.
No, it's really, it's like,

Speaker 23 young and Republican is

Speaker 23 bizarre. Yeah, they're voting for like a worse financial future.
So the Democratic Party is like better for like

Speaker 23 stock market.

Speaker 23 Well, I would argue that Democrats are better for the economy just generally.

Speaker 23 Do you think that that's a winning message? Yes.

Speaker 23 Look, I think we just learned from the election that like the phrase, it's the economy stupid from Clinton and his campaign remains true today. But the economy wasn't that good.

Speaker 23 That's probably why Biden lost. Exactly.
Right. Inflation, right? Right, exactly.
Inflation, stuff like that. So we're right on every other issue.

Speaker 23 Like, the majority of Americans agree with us on the major issues, reproductive rights, climate change, things of that nature. But the economy will always prevail.
You do that. Things of that nature.

Speaker 23 You think he should run for president? No. Why not? Because I think we have to get celebrities out of politics.
I don't think we can have like, you know, these guys who have no experience running.

Speaker 23 the United States of America.

Speaker 23 Like with Trump, it worked out pretty poorly. People that work for him and write legislation on his behalf know what they're doing, right? They're just doing bad, like, naughty.

Speaker 23 I mean, like, the Heritage Foundation aren't celebrities. Yeah, but you can hire anybody, but you still have a lot of decisions to make as president.

Speaker 23 Like, you're still the last guy who makes the call regarding drone strikes. And we know that Trump is pretty flexible.
So Wes, Wiggle, Jed Bartlett.

Speaker 23 I've never seen that shit.

Speaker 23 What? Dude,

Speaker 23 that's... Honestly, if you're a liberal, you've got to see that America.
That's what I'm describing.

Speaker 23 Veep is good. Veep is fun.
Veep? Yeah, have you seen Designated Survivor?

Speaker 23 Mark Wahlberg?

Speaker 23 No. Is that where he gets dropped behind enemy lines? He has to fucking kill everyone? No, it's about a guy.
What is that? Lowe's survivor. Lowe's survivor.
No,

Speaker 23 it's about a guy. Like, when there's a joint address to Congress, or like the State of the Union, there's one cabinet member that stays behind.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 23 So if it blows up, like, they become president. So he blew it up? No, no, no.
He didn't blow it up. He was the last cabinet member.
Everyone's dead? Everyone was dead. It's a good shot.

Speaker 23 It was a new president. It was him.
Who plays him? Oh, I forget his name. I don't know.

Speaker 23 We'll get up right now. Okay.
I don't know.

Speaker 23 That'd be so sick if that happened.

Speaker 23 At this point, fuck it up. Let's see that kind of thing.

Speaker 23 No?

Speaker 23 Kiefer Sutherland?

Speaker 23 One of the best actors of all time? Yeah, this guy. Yeah, maybe stop watching that.
Watch 24, dude. I've never, I don't know.
You gotta stop liking politics. I'm here to get you.

Speaker 23 You gotta get out of politics. I know you do.
You're very good.

Speaker 23 Thank you. I was like reading your tweets.
You don't tweet like a 22-year-old. You tweet like a DC comms person.
You tweet like a press secretary. Well, part of,

Speaker 23 I don't really like Twitter as a platform, but it's just really fun to rile up the Trump supporters. You do

Speaker 23 your point and then like enter, enter, and then like, this is not normal at the end. Yeah.
Which is like a 45-year-old lady tweets about. Yeah, yeah.
You gotta be like. You don't have to pass,

Speaker 23 no, you gotta be like Donald.

Speaker 23 They're being fucking bitch asses.

Speaker 23 Well, Twitter is a very old platform, so you gotta speak to your audience. I mean,

Speaker 23 I was looking at the menshe's.

Speaker 23 You're what? Your menshees, you're getting killed. Oh, and the mentions.
Oh, and the replies. I'm so mean to you.
Yeah, no, but that's what's fun about Twitter. Like, I like Riley.
It's so fun.

Speaker 23 You're 22. That's too much.
I think it's too many. People are like,

Speaker 23 dude, I saw this one. I had them tweet it out.
Or printed out. This one.
They said, Harry Sisson in the public restroom there's a guy pissing at a urinal yeah

Speaker 23 and then you say hey do you hate Trump too and he says yeah and then you stand behind him and pee in the guy's ass

Speaker 23 yeah

Speaker 23 that's brutal dude I I've been a comedian on the internet and I've you know that's at at 29 31 I was like dealing with people goofing around like that and it was still stressful at 22 it must be insane who cares?

Speaker 23 Like, whoa. They're saying that you're peeing in a guy's butt at the urine.
I'll live, you know? I'll be all right.

Speaker 23 I don't buy it. Who cares about that guy? I don't buy it.
That dude right there, like the account you just showed me, is one of the biggest conspiracy theorists on Twitter.

Speaker 23 So I'm convinced he's sitting in his bed. It's mad funny saying that you pee in the guy's butt.
Well, I feel honestly. He killed your ass.

Speaker 23 Don't laugh at that. Don't laugh at that.
Yeah, too. You're 22.
You should be like listening to Apex Twins and stuff. What the fuck is that?

Speaker 23 The fuck is that? You're awesome.

Speaker 23 let's go back to that point about conservatives kind of having the advantage online yeah right why is it appealing to an 18 year old to kind of align themselves with a political party that's like mad about the little mermaid being black like that's like the most 87 year old thing to be mad about.

Speaker 23 Why are kids kind of like why are kids now associating themselves? Well because their role models are saying it. So you have people like Elon Musk and Trump.

Speaker 23 Like Elon's the richest person in the world. He has his own companies.
Trump is the president of the United States.

Speaker 23 And whether we like it or not, people are going to look up to the president and grow up with them if they're not political.

Speaker 23 Liking the president is one of the

Speaker 23 most whack things you could do. Well, I like it.
To be like, the president rules?

Speaker 23 That's so evil. What do you mean?

Speaker 23 Regardless, it's the truth. No one says that Trump is their role model.
They just think that. Yeah, yeah, it's not Trump, but it's like the office of the presidency.

Speaker 23 And whoever occupies the presidency is like you're not going to be able to do that.

Speaker 23 Do you think 18-year-olds are like, i love the office of the president no i think that when you're growing up you see like the president give a speech and that's something that like you can you know be proud of even even if you're like 16 you'd be like that's my president why don't you say if they're mad about the little mermaid being black just say like you're a fucking pussy then well i just say like stop being a pussy it's the little mermaid i haven't i haven't always been like as as stand-up as you're making me seem like i i do these like live stream debates every once in a while and i'll tell trump supporters i'm gonna like sleep with their wives like straight up.

Speaker 23 That's not gonna get them to like you. No, it's not, it's it's not getting them to like me.

Speaker 23 No, no, no. No, what's your body count of wives?

Speaker 23 Zero wives? No, zero, zero. So you're just doing, so you're just telling some guy that's broke and mad at you?

Speaker 23 Well, yeah, because the goal is you want to like, if they're being, if they're not going to get convinced, at least have some fun with them. At least like piss them off a little bit and basically.

Speaker 23 You're just arguing with people on the internet. It's stressful.
Well, yeah, but those are like the smaller. The big minority of people.
Like the most

Speaker 23 in your class right now. Your online class.

Speaker 23 What's the name of the class? It's why college is so expensive. At NYU.
At NYU. At a $60,000.

Speaker 23 Well, the irony is overwhelming, isn't it? It's crazy.

Speaker 23 Who's your squad at school? Like, who are your boys?

Speaker 23 I don't really have a squad at school. Really? Yeah.

Speaker 23 Let's go to a party and be friends. Well, I have a really good friend that lives in Hoboken.
We go to bars together. You go to New Jersey? No.
Fuck no. Was this a 45-year-old guy that you chose?

Speaker 23 No, no, no. He's my age.
Really? Yeah.

Speaker 23 He comes here. We don't go to Hoboken.
Really? We're not going to Hoboken to go to bars. We're going to New York to go to bars.
How old were you when the lockdowns happened?

Speaker 23 What, I guess, 17, 18? So that was like your junior, senior year? Yeah. So you had to chill with your parents? Yeah.
That sucks, dude. I had to chill with my parents.

Speaker 23 It was a crazy time. Yeah.
Crazy time. That was weird.
My parents were in the process of getting divorced at the time, so it was even worse. Oh, that's terrible, bro.
No, it's fine. It's not fun.

Speaker 23 You have to, First of all, not chilling with your friends. That was the most fun.
Those two years? Yeah, but like... Like blazing and stuff? Well, I wasn't doing that.
I'm just saying,

Speaker 23 like, you couldn't see your friends. You had to, what?

Speaker 23 Hanging out with your parents is the worst thing ever. Yeah.
We played a lot of video games together. We get on PlayStation every day.
Fortnite?

Speaker 23 Yeah. Yeah.
And Madden and shit like that. Are you nice at Madden? I'm really good at Madden.
Oh. Like, I'll cook like most people.
You play FIFA? Yeah. I'll cook your friends.
No, you won't, bro.

Speaker 23 No, you won't. Oh, fuck you.
No, you won't. Who's your squad? Well, I've been playing FIFA since FIFA 11 for the record.
Okay, fine. I've been playing since earlier, actually.

Speaker 23 On, like, what fucking console? Do you even have like PlayStations when you were growing up? What an idiot.

Speaker 23 One of the dumbest guys I've ever met. Did they have a bunch of people? Were you a Game Boy? Were you on a fucking Game Boy playing FIFA? What were you playing FIFA on?

Speaker 23 PlayStation 2. Oh, you were? 2.
PlayStation 2? It had a DVD player. Who's your squad in politics, like on content creation? I have my good friend Chris.
Who's Chris? His name is Chris Maori.

Speaker 23 What's his he's a Maori? He's a Maori. Does he do the Hakka?

Speaker 23 Well like the no. You know what the Hakka is? Yeah, it's what the New Zealand rugby player is doing.
Is he a Maori? He's a M-O-W-R-E-Y. He's Maori, yeah.
But he's not from New Zealand. Adam Jewish?

Speaker 23 What is it?

Speaker 23 I'm not familiar. I'm just saying.

Speaker 23 His last name is the thing he is.

Speaker 23 I'm not following you. Is that his online name or his real name? That's his real name.
His Christian name? Or his Maori name?

Speaker 23 No,

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Speaker 23 What's on your Spotify? What's it? What's on Spotify? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll show you.

Speaker 23 I love you, you love me. What playlist do you want? What's your number one tracks? Most ripped.
Oh, you want it like of 2024? What do you listen to? Wolf.

Speaker 23 I'll read you my first five tracks for 2024. My five tracks in 2024 were Seven Summers by Morgan Wallen, which is crazy.
A cocktail song number one.

Speaker 23 That's going to be play well to get the, you know.

Speaker 23 The MAGA right. I have like Zach Bryan in there as well.

Speaker 23 It's a shame that, like, Zach Bryan is, like, you know, has done some pretty shitty things. What has he done? He, like, cheat on his girlfriend.
Who cares? I think that's bad.

Speaker 23 You're not going to listen to a song because he cheats? No, I still listen to him. He's a famous singer.
I still listen to him. Of course, he's cheating.
He's a famous singer. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 23 I don't really know the whole thing. You think Sinatra wasn't cheating? He probably was.
Do you like Sinatra? I like Sinatra. I like some Sinatra songs.
You think your aesthetic is kind of

Speaker 23 Sinatra vibes? No. A little bit, no? I don't think it's a bit.
You're kind of a classic man. The way your hair is brushed? No, thanks, man.
I don't know. I don't see it.
Have you ever rocked pearls?

Speaker 23 No. Because guys on TikTok wear that now.
It's kind of weird. I don't think dudes should be rocking pearls.
My boy Hassan rocks that sometimes. I'm sorry to Hassan.
Are you on that Hassan Piker tip?

Speaker 23 Oh, Hassan

Speaker 23 Hassan Piker. Yeah, I know Hassan.

Speaker 23 Are you on that tip? He doesn't like me, unfortunately. Why not? Because I'm a liberal.
Should we hit him up? Yeah.

Speaker 23 I've talked to him before on like a live stream, but he doesn't like me. Why not? Because I'm a liberal.
He thinks I'm like too moderate, and then I'll defend the Democrats no matter what.

Speaker 23 So, what about your

Speaker 23 political compass is moderate?

Speaker 23 Well, he thinks I'm moderate.

Speaker 23 But actually, you're a real freak. No,

Speaker 23 I'm not super far left.

Speaker 23 I guess I am perceived to be a moderate Democrat, because I'm very willing to work with the other side. If we can get something done, I'm inclined to do that.

Speaker 23 Oh, like... To work with the Republicans, yeah.
That's sick.

Speaker 23 You talk like you're one of the in Congress. That's pretty cool.
Maybe one of the Congress. I'm going to work across the aisle.
Yeah. You want to be in Congress? I don't know.

Speaker 23 Why not? I don't know. Maybe, maybe in the future.
I'm still not old enough yet. Are you sick at speeches? No.
Really? No. You've got to watch some Obama game tape.

Speaker 23 Well, no, I've studied Obama speaking, really. It's fantastic.
So cute.

Speaker 23 Did you ever see after that shooting at that church when he did the memorial and then he just sang? We were like, Obama can also sing? That was.

Speaker 23 Oh, happy day.

Speaker 23 And we're like, wow,

Speaker 23 he hasn't told us this whole time he's a singer, too? Yeah, I don't, I, I, yeah, I do remember seeing that. It really just made up for him, like, you know, you know, not giving us health care.

Speaker 23 We gave us health care. Shut up, you idiot.
You don't know. The Affordable Care Act.
What's better, Barney or Bluey?

Speaker 23 I don't, I don't know.

Speaker 23 What foods give you the ick? What foods give me the ick? Yeah.

Speaker 23 I don't know. Ketchup.
You don't like ketchup? I don't like ketchup. Okay.
I kind of fuck with that.

Speaker 23 Do you like ketchup?

Speaker 23 I don't know. I don't care.
It's there. Okay.
Okay.

Speaker 23 Do you ever get worried that you're going to get grounded?

Speaker 23 Do you think that Baby Gronk is the new Riz King? He even got a hug from Livy.

Speaker 23 Answer the fucking question. Well, what's the question again? Dude,

Speaker 23 this is why Kamala lost. Because you want to answer a question straight up.
You're right. Do you think Baby Gronk is the new Riz King? He even got a hug from Livvy.

Speaker 23 Just answer the question. I'm sorry, dude.
I don't even know. I don't know.

Speaker 23 Why do you refuse to

Speaker 23 say to that? It's not that hard. What do you want me to say to that? It's a yes or no.
Is Baby Gronk the new Riz King? You can't even say that. He even got a hug from...

Speaker 23 He got a hug from Livy. Who is Livy? Do you know who Livy is? Just answer the fucking question.
You don't even know who Livy is. You're so like, this is why you guys lose election.
You're right.

Speaker 23 Because there's a voucher. There's some voucher for, you get $300 for a house.

Speaker 23 It's actually $20,000 for first-time homebuyers. Yeah, that'll buy you a good house.

Speaker 23 That'll buy you a sick house.

Speaker 23 Just let us go to the doctor. But it helps a lot.
Just let us go to the doctor. You can go to the doctor.
We can't go to the doctor. Sign up for the Affordable Care Act.
Do you, yo, straight up?

Speaker 23 I went on the exchange this year. Bronze Plan, the shit one, the crappiest one.
The city of the crappiest one. Bronze planned, $8.50 a month with a, with, like, it was a 10,000 deductible.

Speaker 23 $850 or $850? $850 a month. That's crap.
That's not good. Just admit it, that's crap.
No, that's not good. Thanks, bro.
I convince you. I'm like Bernie.

Speaker 23 So are you in line with that? You think Bernie's got aura? I think Bernie has some momentum right now. He's moving.
Momentum right now? Yeah. He's about to die, dude.

Speaker 23 What do you mean, momentum right now?

Speaker 23 I'm just saying, do you think his message,

Speaker 23 you think that

Speaker 23 resonate with you? Yeah, well, I mean,

Speaker 23 some of it does. I think some of what he says is good, and then others I disagree with.

Speaker 23 What parts of it have L Riz?

Speaker 23 Verdi's message. Is that what we're asking? Just answer the question.
Sorry, I just. What do you not like about Verdie's mental message? I don't know.

Speaker 23 I think he's not pragmatic. And I value pragmatism a lot.
He's not pragmatic. What do you mean? Like, he wants to be like, oh, it sounds anti-Semitic.
Oh, really? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 23 It sounds like you're being a little little bit anti-Semitic. I'm sorry then.
It wasn't pragmatic. Pragmatic? Well, he's saying he wants like Medicare for all, college for all.

Speaker 23 I don't think we can get that done. Why? Because we don't have the numbers in Congress.
We're never going to have those numbers. Why? Because people vote for Republicans.
Okay.

Speaker 23 You need a... Obama, I think you were like four years old.
Yeah. When he got elected in 2008, he had a supermajority.

Speaker 23 We had the numbers. We had the numbers.
Yeah, but this was like, you know, Bernie wasn't popular then. Here's the thing, is like, you're 22, right? Yeah.
You shouldn't be talking like like this.

Speaker 23 Honestly, it makes more sense if you're just saying the end word online than if you're like, we have to be pragmatic. Are you bizarre? Are you advocating? It's not a 22-year-old thing.

Speaker 23 When I was 22, I misunderstood what the graduate was about. And I thought

Speaker 23 I'm going to run away with my love into the street. And I didn't get that the end was like they made a mistake.
Well, you know, I don't know.

Speaker 23 When I was 22, I was like, I threw rocks at a girl's window and stuff. Yeah.

Speaker 23 We got to go to a party with him. You shouldn't go to NYU parties.
What? We're going to chill with Baron.

Speaker 23 We're going to tell him that... If you can find Baron,

Speaker 23 the Democrats slay, and they have no crumbs.

Speaker 23 I think it's left no crumbs. What is yat?

Speaker 23 Say that again. Yat?

Speaker 23 Yat.

Speaker 23 It's like pussy? It sounds like pussy.

Speaker 23 I think it refers to

Speaker 23 some woman's ass.

Speaker 23 A tushy. Yeah.
The bunda.

Speaker 23 Bundasliga. Bundasliga.
Oh, you're Frank Riberie.

Speaker 23 I I also like Ribery. I like Riberi and Robin.
He was an ugly motherfucker. Well, he was really good, though.
Robin, when he did this, after he hit it off the left. You played soccer growing up? Yeah.

Speaker 23 You were in Ireland. In Ireland, yeah.
In Ireland? Yeah. Who's your team? No, I mean, I played.
I didn't have a team in Ireland. They have, like, no.
Do you follow sports at all? Yeah.

Speaker 23 Who are you? I watch football and soccer for the most part.

Speaker 23 Who's your soccer team? Manchester United.

Speaker 23 Who the fuck is your team? Yeah. Who's your team? Enjoy it, dude.

Speaker 23 Enjoy it. Mind the gap.
Who's your team? You don't know. Exactly.
You don't don't want to get into this. You don't want to go to the Arsenal.
Oh, Arsenal? We're going to win the Champions League.

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Speaker 23 no it's bad this is why you get killed in the comments no no no here's why here's why because i it's heads i win tails you know no the other way around oh oh uh no country for old men heads heads you leave tails you sure sure have you seen that movie no i haven't but i have i have a lot of movies that i like i just don't know what the hell that is all right say one

Speaker 23 uh goodwill hunting goodwill hunting interstellar he does goodwill hunting like uh that's your look style right goodwill hunting you for your hair that's a compliment what do you like about that movie?

Speaker 23 Because he was such a piece of shit, trash, Boston trash, but he was actually smart. But he was, yeah, well, there you go.
I think that's what I was doing. Is that

Speaker 23 you identify with that story as a guy growing up with a plane that your dad owns all the planes?

Speaker 23 No, I don't. I don't really identify with that.
But it's a good movie. You know what's crap is this incel.

Speaker 23 Like, it's not nice to them.

Speaker 23 Like, it's awful to not get pussy.

Speaker 23 And then we're like, not only do you not get pussy, you're Osama bin Laden.

Speaker 23 You're the greatest danger to society. What? That's how they're talked about.
Like, they're the Republicans? No, incels. The way we talk about basement dwelling incels, right?

Speaker 23 I don't think I've ever seen somebody liken an incel to Osama bin Laden. What? Do you think that,

Speaker 23 especially amongst young men, that like

Speaker 23 kind of developing

Speaker 23 and maturing sexually

Speaker 23 has been

Speaker 23 more stressful after post-me too?

Speaker 23 No, I don't really think so.

Speaker 23 I don't think it's me too that has damaged young men. I think it's on the internet.
Kids are having less sex nowadays. Yeah.

Speaker 23 But I don't think Me Too is the reason why.

Speaker 23 What do you think the reason is? Isolation? Isolation and the rise of internet culture. Sure.

Speaker 23 I think like the insecurities that have arisen from like, you know, both boys and girls seeing like models online and being like, oh, that's not me. There's always been hot girls, dude.

Speaker 23 Yeah, but it's different. It's like

Speaker 23 you'd have to go to a fucking store and buy a book to see that. Now you can just open your phone and scroll and see that endlessly.
Yeah, you guys got porn like anytime you wanted? Yeah.

Speaker 23 You can just open your phone and like anything you want is right is readily accessible. I think that's probably pretty damaging.
So you, like, like,

Speaker 23 what age did you see pornography for the first time? You can say it, dude. Stop being, stop it.
I don't fucking know. I don't know.
Like 11, probably.

Speaker 23 Probably something around. You're on iPad watching Bluey and then just

Speaker 23 gang, gangbang. I think a lot of my friends learned about that stuff really early, far earlier than anybody else.
For us, boys, back in my day, we had to search for it.

Speaker 23 What was that like? I stole in the airport on the way to summer camp. I would steal porno mags.
Yeah. And then I would have to

Speaker 23 look at the TV guide and see when the sex stuff was coming on Cinemax, and then sneak down to the TV room at 2 a.m. to beat to softcore.

Speaker 23 Wow. No, it's fascinating.
It's kind of nice. Yeah.
And people's older brothers had like, had like hustlers and stuff. It was kind of more quaint.

Speaker 23 You guys were just getting fucking.

Speaker 23 Yeah.

Speaker 23 Just.

Speaker 23 I think, yeah, Gen Z's kind of been punched in the face with a lot of things, not just like this.

Speaker 23 It can't be good. No, it can't be.
We'll find out the ramifications soon. I think we're already finding it out a little bit.

Speaker 23 Trump, you mean? Trump is... You think Trump?

Speaker 23 I mean, I think there's there's definitely some connections here between the rise in online culture and the rise in insecurity and young men and then being like, oh, well, Trump speaks to my insecurities.

Speaker 23 He says it's this person's fault. So it must be their fault.
And I'm not the problem. Whose fault? Well, Trump picks on a variety of people.
He picks on immigrants. He picks on women.

Speaker 23 I mean, he blames a lot of these things on all these groups.

Speaker 23 And

Speaker 23 a lot of these young men will feel like

Speaker 23 Like it's not me. I'm not the problem.
It's not my fault that I don't go out to parties and get girls. It's the immigrants who are taking my job.
Some dumb shit like that.

Speaker 23 Immigrants are going to the parties? Yeah, that's right. Really?

Speaker 23 Is that what's going on over there? That's what Trump is saying. You got the MS-13

Speaker 23 at NYU? No, we don't have MS-13 at NYU. They're doing freak-offs with your girls?

Speaker 23 We got to get our women back.

Speaker 23 We got to send them over to British. No, you're not going to get our girls.
You're going down the alt-right pipeline right now. Don't do that.
You are the one that was saying this is happening.

Speaker 23 I don't think it's saying it's happening. You got to pull yourself out.
Trump is saying that MS-13 is getting too much pussy up here? Trump is not saying that. Are your parents libs? Are my parents?

Speaker 23 Yeah, they're on the left, but they're not as political as I am, I don't think. Really? Yeah.
So this was kind of just like a me thing for the most part. What, like, what's your parents' vibes?

Speaker 23 Like, what do they like? They listen to music? Yeah, they listen to music. They're like Bruce Springsteen people.
Have you ever done karaoke?

Speaker 23 No.

Speaker 23 Just okay. There was a collective sigh on that one.
Is this like your favorite pastime, karaoke? Have you been to Costco before, Harry? No.

Speaker 23 I saw you garnered some controversy online. I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 23 You garnered some controversy. Have you been to Costco? No.
Never. No.

Speaker 23 You're lying to me right now. I've never been to Costco.

Speaker 23 You passed gas at a Costco. Oh, is that...
This is.

Speaker 23 I don't know what you're talking about. You farted at Costco.

Speaker 23 When a journalist was there. Okay.
From CT ESPN, Antonio Brown. He broke the story on X.
He said, Harry Sassan farted with this photo.

Speaker 23 What is this about?

Speaker 23 This appears to be ejaculant of perhaps four or five loads based upon

Speaker 23 what I'm shooting. That appears to be four or five men's loads.
What were you doing with it in your bum? And why did you?

Speaker 23 You knew that you farted at Costco. Also, there appears to be a tire track.
This is your getaway. And

Speaker 23 you left the workers to clean it up. Yeah.
No, I am. Champagne liberal.
Huh?

Speaker 23 Can you please explain this photograph? It's very confusing and it's controversial.

Speaker 23 Oh, dude. I can't even keep it.
Harry, just answer the question. It's not true.
You're just ducking and diving.

Speaker 23 It's a fabrication. It's a fabrication.

Speaker 23 So, why would this man lie? Antonio Brown, why would he say this got 2.5 million views? Do you know who Antonio Brown is?

Speaker 23 2.5 million people think that you farted out perhaps three full loads of a man. Yeah.

Speaker 23 Harry.

Speaker 23 So this journalist, Antonio Brown from CTESPN,

Speaker 23 and you also, Harry, you clapped back at this journalist, Antonio Brown. You said 11 women accused you of claiming to be...
Oh, no, no, no. What is it? No, never mind.
Never mind.

Speaker 23 You said that there was a clapback you did that said that

Speaker 23 he went to jail for refusing to pay his child support. That's right.
He was arrested for... So you think that someone's a bad father just because they go to jail?

Speaker 23 No, I think they're a bad father for you. Do you understand what our criminal justice system is like?

Speaker 23 It's communication. So just because you go to jail, then you're no longer qualified to be a father?

Speaker 23 I don't understand what you're talking about. I think you're focused on the wrong thing in that story.
I think you should be focused on him not paying his child support.

Speaker 23 So much so that he had to get arrested. So that just, so that means he's a bad father? I would.

Speaker 23 This journalist that was at Costco randomly when you farted.

Speaker 23 I don't understand how those two, he was just there, he was getting dog food, it appears, and you farted what appears to be perhaps one and a half to two loads of men's semen.

Speaker 23 Which is why would you store that in your bottom?

Speaker 23 So why does this gentleman have it out for you? I don't know. You should ask.
I think he. Perhaps it's because you quite rudely farted out.

Speaker 23 Perhaps an apology is in order, Harry. For this farting.

Speaker 23 You pee in the guy's ass and now you're farting out.

Speaker 23 You're farting out load. You're farting out bust in a Costco.
It's with a tire track going away. You made your escape.
You said let the workers deal with this. I'm going to go on a plane.

Speaker 23 I'm going to go on Daddy's plane.

Speaker 23 It's false. It's false.
It's false. Yeah.
So who is this character, Antonio?

Speaker 23 A former wide receiver for the Pistons. Oh, the Stillers, number 84.
Yeah. Hell of a wide receiver.
Until he got... He could toe-tap.
He was really nice at toe-tapping on the line. He was alright.

Speaker 23 So you got in trouble for sex.

Speaker 23 Sexting

Speaker 23 on Snapchat.

Speaker 23 I don't know what you're talking about. Because it's now popular to like politics, and girls are like, you look so cute.
When you're like, Pete Buddhig

Speaker 23 killed it in this speech, and you're like in the corner, you're like, like this. And girls are like, you look amazing, great hair, goodwill hunting style.

Speaker 23 And you flirted. I'm not familiar with what you're talking about.
You're 22 years old, and people are knowing that you're getting boobs from girls.

Speaker 23 And adults are

Speaker 23 being crazy to you about it? That must be quite stressful. Yeah, middle-aged MAGA men for the most part, yeah.
That's not normal, Harry.

Speaker 23 I don't know what to tell you. What did your parents tell you? About what? When that was happening.
This? Yeah. Controversy? Did they help you? Were they helpful?

Speaker 23 I didn't talk to them really about it. So you had a roster.
So what are we talking about? Like,

Speaker 23 what kind of. Well, that was the Latinos.

Speaker 23 That was the.

Speaker 23 No. MILFs? No, no.
It would be fire if they were all like 68 years old.

Speaker 23 If you're getting sushi pics from 68-year-old women.

Speaker 23 Honestly, if that was the case, you should leak that. And people would be like, he's 11 girls.
Well, people thought I leaked this. People thought that this was created by me.
Why?

Speaker 23 To make me look cool. To make you look cool? Yeah, to make me look like normal.

Speaker 23 Is it? I think that you did.

Speaker 23 Now you said that, I think you did. Well, all the Republicans before this, they were like, oh, he's gay.

Speaker 23 Oh, so they were saying you're in the closet, so you're like, I got

Speaker 23 boobs from 11 girls?

Speaker 23 Yeah, well, that's the claim that I like, I was. For liking Biden?

Speaker 23 Yeah.

Speaker 23 To be like, Joseph Robinette Biden, his brain is good.

Speaker 23 You know, that shouldn't be

Speaker 23 getting the chicks going.

Speaker 23 I don't know, man.

Speaker 23 But that works these days?

Speaker 23 I don't know if that was part of it.

Speaker 23 What was your hit?

Speaker 23 What hit? I don't know. I couldn't really tell you.
What's your number one TikTok? My number one TikTok? Yeah. Like, in terms of views views or in terms of what I like.
Views.

Speaker 23 It was this video I posted in like 2020-ish. It got like 15 million views.
I was talking about it. Can I see? Can you run that? I can like maybe look for it.
Run it. Yeah.
It's a. You were 18.

Speaker 23 Yeah, it was this one.

Speaker 23 Ah, but my. That's your hair is different.
You're doing more of a beeb thing.

Speaker 23 Showing a picture of Joe Biden kissing his son, Hunter Biden. I can't listen to my voice, man.
It makes me crazy. What's wrong with a proud father showing his son love?

Speaker 23 If you actually break it down, he's just fucking him and giving him a kiss. But if you really want to play that game, does this look normal to you? Does this look normal to you?

Speaker 23 Do any of these look normal to you? Do any of these look normal? Why are you engaging with this crap? I don't think you want to do it. You did numbers on it.

Speaker 23 I'm not trying to paint Joe Biden as creepy. Because have you seen Donald Trump? Bro.
So a Trump supporter. First of all, okay, this is a funny picture.
Him kissing.

Speaker 23 No, you know, why are you making what you were like? Why are you doing state media? It's funny that he's kissing at the door. Aren't you just saying you want to be like China?

Speaker 23 Yeah, but for kissing i thought it was a good photo you're doing a pa but who cares it is funny but it doesn't mean it's it bad why don't you take it up with 18 year old harry i don't know he's a different no it's cute yeah but that's the point the point is is that like you did numbers of uh respect on that you get paid you get paid whatever source is tells you yeah but like

Speaker 23 just being like he the the kissing is is is not as bad as uh Ivanka. It's kind of celeb gossip, no? Well, a little bit, yeah, but that's what politics is nowadays.
It's not just policy.

Speaker 23 It is a little bit of celebrity gossip. Have you seen his hog? His what? Hunter's penis? No.
He's got a nice one. A nice piece.
I've never looked at those photos. Why? Too scared?

Speaker 23 No, I think it's wrong. Well, after the episode, we'll see it.
I'm okay. We're all men, dude.
You haven't been to a fucking locker room? Why do you think I'm like salt? Pull up Hunter's dick.

Speaker 23 Don't pull up Hunter's dick. Pull up Hunter's Dick.
Don't do that. Don't do that.
Why not, dude? Because it's wrong.

Speaker 23 His photos are. If his penis wasn't good, it would be wrong.
His photos are impossible. Oh, poor guy.
He's got a nice one.

Speaker 23 You know what's wrong is that his parents make him go to Azerbaijan and sit on a fucking oil company board every couple years. Is this a new theory I haven't heard? Azerbaijan?

Speaker 23 He just gets sent around the world. He's a sad guy.
I'm pretty sure that was his choice. You know, I met Hunter at the Christmas, at the White House Christmas party.
You hit it?

Speaker 23 No. He's sober.
He's doing good. Yeah, but he came up to me.
He's like, I've seen your videos. What he's sick? Yeah, he's really nice.
I have a photo with him if you want to see it. He's awesome.

Speaker 23 He's a good guy. He's a really nice person.
I empathize with the guy. I think that he's just had it.

Speaker 23 He seems sad. And it's stressful that your dad's the president.
And it's stressful that your brother died. And it's like

Speaker 23 he was supposed to be the heir to the dynasty. Like, I'm not saying Hunter is like some conspiracy crap.

Speaker 23 He has to just go around the world every couple of years and be on a Chinese like petrochemical company board. And like, he probably is just like, all right, I'll do it for my mom and dad.

Speaker 23 I think it's him. These people are human beings, dude.
They're not like... I agree well every time I've I met Biden twice was it he's probably chill right he's super nice super nice I what do you say

Speaker 23 well the first time it's all caught on video like I've posted on tick tock oh

Speaker 23 that's caught on video yeah and actually both times are caught on video I don't even know what I'm talking about well the first time I met him he's like I heard a lot of things about you heard a lot of good things about you and I said I've heard a lot of good things about you too he said that's pretty good president said that to you yeah his team briefed him he didn't know who the fuck you got glazed by the president I don't think that's you're Monica Lewinsky or you're the opposite.

Speaker 23 You're the opposite of Monica Lewinsky. You got glazed off.
Some conservatives liken me to Monica Lewinsky. You got glazed in the Oval Office by the president? I don't think that should be a headline.

Speaker 23 No, I didn't do that. That didn't happen.
If Trump said, that was not in the Oval Office. If Trump said, Harry, let's collab.
I swear to God, I will glaze. Would you say yes? No.

Speaker 23 But what if he guaranteed a glaze?

Speaker 23 No. What if he was like, I've been wrong about everything.
The economy is better for the Democrats are better.

Speaker 23 If he was like, okay, all right.

Speaker 23 Thank you, Harry.

Speaker 23 Dude, he's a good kid, guys.