The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo

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Speaker 3 are we go should i go okay guys it's adam we're here at the studio the adam freedland show

Speaker 3 We are working on some things that are pretty exciting right now. I'm not yet at liberty to divulge.
I've made a lot of promises over the years, and I think these are going to be the first.

Speaker 3 It's like I feel like a deadbeat dad to you guys saying that I'm going to go to your baseball game.

Speaker 3 I'm your father.

Speaker 3 Some shit is happening, okay? But in the meantime, we have four episodes that we hadn't released yet

Speaker 3 from the talk show. And we're going to be starting a series called The Lost Episodes, The Lost Tapes.
I don't know. Didn't Chappelle do?

Speaker 3 he chappelle did like a lost episode the lost sketches or something yes we called them the lost tapes well kind of

Speaker 3 kind of like dave chappelle kind of like comedy legend dave chappelle we're gonna be doing the lost episodes some are good some some are atrocious um you'll enjoy them i think this one's good We had Drea Di Matteo from Sopranos, who played Adriana La Serva famously in the show.

Speaker 3 He was also in the Joey show, the Joey Tribiani spin-off of Friends. In the meantime, as we reorganize a lot of things around here in the office, we're installing some new things, whatever.

Speaker 3 I'm going on too long.

Speaker 2 I can do this, guys.

Speaker 3 I can do this.

Speaker 3 Okay, guys. So this episode was actually recorded a couple months before we shot the short film.

Speaker 3 And so we held off on releasing it because, I don't know, Nick said it would be confusing if it was ready again. I don't know.
It doesn't matter, okay? So this is me andrea DiMateo.

Speaker 3 There's something that, there's something happening in the interview. I'll let you be the judge.
So also, it is technically the first girl to be on the show. So guys, enjoy it.

Speaker 3 We'll be back next week

Speaker 3 with our series, The Lost Tapes, The Lost Episodes.

Speaker 3 I can do this.

Speaker 2 We've wanted a girl for a long time. Everyone said no until I can't believe it, American actress, most notably from the television show The Sopranos.

Speaker 2 Everyone, please put your hands together for Drea DiMateo. Woo!

Speaker 2 Girl.

Speaker 4 I'm a man.

Speaker 4 I am the first male guest you've had.

Speaker 2 Don't. Come on.

Speaker 2 Stop it.

Speaker 4 Ladies and gentlemen, Adam fucking freaked out.

Speaker 2 Shut up.

Speaker 4 I'm going to talk in my accent.

Speaker 2 Don't do that. Don't.
Stop it.

Speaker 2 Just be yourself. Adam.

Speaker 4 I'll just full disclose. Adam be going to be okay.

Speaker 2 Full disclosure, while the show was coming out contemporaneously, I watched Sunday nights with my family, and the tennis scene was a seminal moment.

Speaker 4 You had to run to your bedroom?

Speaker 2 I got an erection.

Speaker 2 I did get an erection. My mom was sitting right.

Speaker 2 You were like, I hope a Jewish child gets an erection?

Speaker 4 Yes, I only dated Jewish boys back then.

Speaker 2 You grew up in the city. You said in 1972 you were born?

Speaker 4 I was born in 1972. I'm the oldest person in this room right now.

Speaker 2 Do you study theater growing up? Your mother was a playwright?

Speaker 4 Yeah, my mom was a playwright, so I had no choice but to be stuck in the theater watching all these fucking indulgent people roll around.

Speaker 2 You don't like theater?

Speaker 4 Feel their emotions all day.

Speaker 2 That was 70s theater. That's nasty.
They all had their dicks and pussies out, right? What was it called?

Speaker 4 The lit was it living theater?

Speaker 2 The living theater. The living theater.
Disgusting. Baby boomers should kill themselves, honestly.
They're revolting people.

Speaker 4 Yeah, my mom was an Italian, and she was, you know, that was a little more conservative. It was very Italian plays.
If you love the Sopranos, you would love the way my mom wrote.

Speaker 2 What is Italian style? What does that mean? A lot of people.

Speaker 4 A lot of mafia. Her father was Joe Babes.
He was a mafioso.

Speaker 2 Joe Babes is your grandfather.

Speaker 4 Yeah, she was a mafia princess, my mom.

Speaker 2 Really? And Joe Babes was like kind of a, because Babe is a little girl.

Speaker 4 Well, they say Joe Babes because he was a womanizer, but then I looked it up in the Google, and the Google says

Speaker 4 he

Speaker 4 shot a a baby by accident.

Speaker 2 Your grandma?

Speaker 2 You know what?

Speaker 4 He shot a baby by accident.

Speaker 2 I was like, fuck, is this the real thing? Do you really?

Speaker 4 He also was known for bringing heroin, bringing morphine, heroin

Speaker 4 from the United States back in those days. So he was kind of like...

Speaker 2 That's what Pussy was doing, to send his kid to Villanova.

Speaker 4 But it's a big no-no.

Speaker 4 You're not allowed to do that in the mafia. They don't like when you're in the future.

Speaker 2 They don't like pushing age.

Speaker 2 You can say whatever the fuck you want. So you're kind of a film head.
I found an interview with you in

Speaker 2 2006 where you were talking about Abel. It was when you were doing Assault in Precinct 13.
It seems like you wanted to be a filmmaker.

Speaker 4 I did.

Speaker 4 Because I grew up in the theater, I absolutely hated watching all these fucking actors rolling around and acting like

Speaker 4 assholes.

Speaker 4 And I was forced to sit in the theater every night. So when I went to school, I wanted to do the anti-theater, which was film.

Speaker 2 I don't know. I think it's kind of silly.

Speaker 4 I was just being rebellious, but at the same time, I was like, I know I'm going to end up in this fucking industry.

Speaker 2 Why? Because it would make your mom happy?

Speaker 4 No, well, she would write me plays when I started acting and stuff.

Speaker 2 What kind of plays?

Speaker 4 She would write stuff. Well, she wrote something that was about our lives, actually, because it was called The Heart Transplant, and it was my 25th birthday.

Speaker 4 But she gave me a play about my relationship to her and my nanny. I was raised by my nanny.

Speaker 2 Oh, okay. I was raised by

Speaker 2 my nanny. Was she West Indian? Nope, Nicaraguan.
Nicaraguan. My Nicaraguan bat.

Speaker 4 We call her monkey. She was a bat.

Speaker 2 I don't think we should say that. She was a bat.
Why a bat?

Speaker 4 Because she was a Nicaragua.

Speaker 2 I don't know. It's a nice lady.

Speaker 4 She was a bat. I fucking loved her.
I love her. I mean, she's dead.

Speaker 2 She's dead now?

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Do you speak Espanol? See? It's my first language. When I was a little kid, my babysitter was from Mexico.

Speaker 2 I lived in Los Angeles. And I spoke fluent.

Speaker 2 Me too. Yeah.
I watched Univision. Oh, me too.
That was my favorite.

Speaker 4 My saba do Giante is the best.

Speaker 2 It was great.

Speaker 2 That was when I fell in love with boobs, really, because those shows had such big boobs.

Speaker 4 I would be like, I was like three, and I would be like,

Speaker 2 I need a motorboat them show. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 4 The best hits in the biz.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. They really do have incredible ones down there.

Speaker 4 They're not even real, half of them.

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 4 But they're like the soft fake ones. The ones you just...

Speaker 2 Do they have better ones though? Do they have squeezies?

Speaker 4 I mean, we just had to do a photo shoot for OnlyFans.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 4 And this girl had the best fake boobs I have ever felt in my life. Squeezies.

Speaker 2 They make those now?

Speaker 4 They're incredible.

Speaker 2 When I was 18, I went to the strip club.

Speaker 4 They call them gummies.

Speaker 2 Gummies. Is that

Speaker 2 the doctor calls that? I don't know.

Speaker 4 All the girls with fake boobs were talking about their fake boobs. And they were like,

Speaker 4 may I?

Speaker 4 And they're all feeling each other's boobs. I'm like, Robbie, you want to come in?

Speaker 2 You let him?

Speaker 2 Robbie? Did you grab the boobs?

Speaker 4 No. You didn't get to do that.

Speaker 2 You're a good man. You're a good man.

Speaker 2 You didn't get to. She lied.

Speaker 2 She said, I'll be right back. No, but I'll cut your dick off.

Speaker 4 I was like, you know what?

Speaker 2 You want to see me touch these gummies?

Speaker 2 What? I shouldn't have gone in there. I was in a duty.

Speaker 2 You were taking a duty?

Speaker 2 It would have been my duty. Oh, it would have been your duty.
Yeah,

Speaker 2 he was in the sloppy dupe position. When I was growing up, I grew up in Vegas.
There were so many big, like,

Speaker 2 so many of the roundies. And then as a kid, you think double D fake, best kind.
And when I was 18, I went to a strip club and I touched one, and I was like,

Speaker 2 these are terrible. They're so hard and scary.
Yeah, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 They must be uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 They're really incredible fake boobs.

Speaker 2 I always wanted fake boobs.

Speaker 5 You wanted them?

Speaker 4 I always wanted them.

Speaker 2 But you're beautiful.

Speaker 4 Just to keep them up.

Speaker 2 Really? These things are rolled up now. I got them rolled up in my bra.
Oh, my God. You're perfect the way you are.

Speaker 2 You're amazing. Oh, you're a good singer.
Did you learn how to do that in Vegas?

Speaker 2 Brutal Mars.

Speaker 2 You're a Vegas showboy. Oh, I'm not a Vegas.
I'm a song and dance man, but I want to get into the Sopranos. Is that annoying for you? Or you love it.
No, I'll talk about it all the time.

Speaker 2 When I read that interview with you from 2006, I was like, oh, you know, actors can be 65 IQ, especially the guys. Like, some of them are golden retrievers, right? But like,

Speaker 2 if it... Like, if someone, if David Chase was like telling someone in the Sopranos what it's like,

Speaker 2 that it's a meditation on the concept of family, and they're like, yeah,

Speaker 2 whatever the fuck you're talking about you know but like he's still amazing in the scene it doesn't matter right but what I get a sense of when I was reading that interview with you is you fully grasp the the gravity of what you were taking part of even before the pilot

Speaker 4 well I think that comes from growing up with a writer and she's a teacher she taught playwriting too and I would sit through her classes a lot I learned how to act listening to her teach the writers because the whole thing and you would know this too, just doing what you do.

Speaker 4 It's like if you're in a constant state of doing something all the time, then you're not going to bore anybody. If you're just sitting there stagnant and

Speaker 4 everything kind of falls apart. So, with that show, when I first read The Pilot,

Speaker 4 I read it, I read her pieces of it over the phone, and then I sent her the script. She read it.
I was like, this will never get made.

Speaker 2 You were the hostess at first, and then you became a regular.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I wasn't even mentioning that.

Speaker 2 And then

Speaker 2 you became a regular

Speaker 2 and fucking Brendan Fallone was playing around with trucks.

Speaker 2 Brendan Fallone.

Speaker 4 He's such a. Do you know that I don't really know that much about the show?

Speaker 2 You've never seen it.

Speaker 4 I watched Sophon.

Speaker 2 You gotta watch Sopranos, bro.

Speaker 2 You gotta.

Speaker 4 The kids never saw it.

Speaker 2 How many times have you seen it? Your kids, they're not.

Speaker 4 No, the kids that were on the show never watched it. When I had my podcast, I was interviewing them.
Yeah, and they had never watched it. Jamie and AJ.

Speaker 4 16. Meadow and AJ.
But now they watched it.

Speaker 2 AJ hasn't fucking seen the show.

Speaker 2 So funny. That is so AJ.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I'm going to the puddle of mud concert. I can't watch.

Speaker 2 How many times have you seen it? Just once through. You watched it while it was coming out.

Speaker 4 I was a psycho fan. I am still a psycho fan of the show.
I don't even relate to having been on it.

Speaker 4 I wouldn't read the scripts when we were shooting. I mean, in the beginning, I did because I couldn't believe I was even being added to the show.
But in those days being on TV wasn't cool.

Speaker 4 I was like there I'm kissing my

Speaker 2 freaking movie courier away.

Speaker 4 I'm not going to do this. So but when I was getting those scripts I was like I don't even care that I'm not going to be doing films.
And I would keep sending them to my mom.

Speaker 4 I was like this is amazing.

Speaker 2 And your mom said as a playwright.

Speaker 4 She was floored.

Speaker 2 My expert opinion.

Speaker 4 She was floored. Plus my family is like steeped in the mafia.

Speaker 2 I know you kill babies and stuff. I know it's fucked up.

Speaker 2 Why does a mafia have to kill a baby? How much money do you get for that? It was an accident. Oh, there was no envelope under the baby or something? That baby was in the envelope.

Speaker 2 The baby was in the envelope.

Speaker 4 That baby is a threat.

Speaker 2 Your story arc on that show is one of the most tragic. Was it like a Hollywood decision or were they like, you're just, you're getting popped this week?

Speaker 4 Oh, the, no, that was the story arc. That was the story.

Speaker 2 That was the story arc.

Speaker 4 Yeah, and I was never meant to be on the show anyway from the, from the beginning. So I was like, all right.
And I was done, man. I was done crying.

Speaker 4 Back in those days, like, when I was acting I was really invested in it and I had method super method so you and Christopher were kissing for real freak we were shooting up heroin man.

Speaker 4 He was choking me out black eyes all day. It was fucked.
I was done. You know what I mean? I was like ready to move on.

Speaker 2 The scene where he like

Speaker 2 It's one of the most misogynistic scenes. There's the junior pussy eating scene where he's like, who the fuck would you told me? The pussy eating.
Oh.

Speaker 2 Yeah, they find out junior eats pussy and like he's part of the generation where he's like, that's like means he's gay. And he beats up his his girlfriend from my from Florida.
So good.

Speaker 2 But the scene where you and Chrissy are he's like who's you most famous? You're like doing a couple like boyfriend girlfriend thing and then you say pen and teller and he's like you fuck it all.

Speaker 2 No. These things.

Speaker 2 I mean it's a show about cavemen.

Speaker 4 This is the best comedy out there.

Speaker 2 You did a sitcom afterwards.

Speaker 4 Oh, no, it didn't compare. You did.
And I didn't want to do that because I was like, it's never going to be the same.

Speaker 2 As the Sopranos?

Speaker 4 Yeah, it's like, it's all about that timing.

Speaker 4 There was no timing on Sopranos. That shit was natural.

Speaker 2 I think the Joey Tribiani spin-off of Friends was similarly poignant.

Speaker 4 I think that watching Matt LeBlanc is one of the funniest things ever.

Speaker 4 Is he actually Italian?

Speaker 2 LeBlanc? What is he, a hockey player?

Speaker 4 He's French.

Speaker 2 He's French? LeBlanc.

Speaker 2 What is it?

Speaker 2 Our heritage is not a costume, LeBlanc.

Speaker 2 What do you think is...

Speaker 4 He's half Italian.

Speaker 2 What do you think is more

Speaker 2 Italophobic as a character?

Speaker 2 Do you think Tony Soprano, a mass murderer, mob boss, sociopath, or Joey Tribiani, a

Speaker 2 mentally handicapped actor?

Speaker 4 I mean, and they weren't protesting in front of the fucking Warner Brothers, or, but we got protests all day for sopranos from the Italian Anti-Defamation Societies. They hated it.

Speaker 2 They hated it? They hated it. They needed to shut the fuck up.

Speaker 4 I was like, you guys are the ones that make us look bad because you don't understand literature or art.

Speaker 2 Christopher Columbus was a monster. I mean.

Speaker 2 Did you watch the final episode, like with the rest of America?

Speaker 4 I lost my shit.

Speaker 4 I had a house full of people, lots of Mozzaddle everywhere.

Speaker 2 We were all.

Speaker 4 You know, we did it.

Speaker 4 I was a Sunday night prepper.

Speaker 2 It's clear what the end date was, right? Well, what did you think the ending was? What do you think? What do you think? I'll let you say it, and I'll say the funny thing that I had prepared for this.

Speaker 4 He's like,

Speaker 4 this bitch is fucking up.

Speaker 2 I thought you were on the Joey show. I thought you understand comedy.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 4 I think that if David Chase would have killed him,

Speaker 4 people would have been pissed. And if he didn't kill him,

Speaker 4 they would have been pissed. I thought leaving it a blank canvas was a great word.

Speaker 2 David Chase said.

Speaker 4 Did he say it? Because

Speaker 4 I never watched the interviews of him saying it.

Speaker 2 Now I'm in a man's plan. Okay, the joke was, you were supposed to say, yeah, I think David Chase has said that it was that he gets killed.
And I was going to say,

Speaker 2 I'm pretty sure it's that AJ becomes the boss.

Speaker 2 That was my joke.

Speaker 2 But no, there's a scene, I think, the episode before, where they're talking about the moment it happens. And then they said, yeah, when it happens, it's just everything ends.
Everything goes black.

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Speaker 2 That's exactly what happened. Does the song come up after everything goes black?

Speaker 2 Have you not seen the fucking sopranos?

Speaker 2 I haven't seen the soprano. Meadows trying to park the car.
Tony's at Holston's. He sits down.
He goes through the jukebox. He's looking.
You see, he does not believe it.

Speaker 2 He keeps looking and then he goes back to it. I don't know.
Doon, doon, do, do, do, do, do.

Speaker 2 Can we play it right now? Fucking genius. Genius.

Speaker 2 Fucking genius. That song, too.
I know. Choosing that song in particular, which is such a like a, like at a certain point, you're like, oh, this fucking song.

Speaker 4 But now it's, now it's a soprano song.

Speaker 2 It makes me cry. I think about

Speaker 2 the people

Speaker 2 that I love. When you were 15 to that song.
No, I think about

Speaker 2 all the people I love in that show.

Speaker 2 I love every character so much. I know.
I love you.

Speaker 2 No, I mean...

Speaker 2 Can we hold hands? No.

Speaker 4 Oh, he's a germaphobe. So you're like,

Speaker 4 like Paulie Walnuts?

Speaker 4 Do you know that he's a real germaphobe in real life?

Speaker 2 And he died. He died.
I know. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Can you tell me a little bit about Jim Gandalfini?

Speaker 4 Oh, he was, you know, I was just talking to his wife last night. She sent me an article of me defending Jim because, you know, who played Rosalie Apriol?

Speaker 2 Sharon Angelo?

Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah, she was posting all this stuff. Apparently, some article came out or a book came out where this guy just went nuts about what? On James Gandolphini talking about his

Speaker 4 talking about his demons and talking about, we used to party on the show like crazy. We were celebrating.
We were like, what is happening? This is like Beatles vibes. Really? We were losing our minds.

Speaker 4 And we had a great time. Were there romances? All of us were.

Speaker 2 There were romances. You had a couple?

Speaker 4 No, I don't think there were romances.

Speaker 2 You didn't get with Johnny Yusack?

Speaker 2 Anyway, someone was talking shit about James.

Speaker 4 They wrote a book. They put a book out on the 25th anniversary, and it's a sensational book about Jim's demons.

Speaker 2 What do they say?

Speaker 4 If any actor doesn't have demons, then don't go see their fucking movies because they're going to be boring. All of us actors have demons, but this guy told a story that wasn't his story.

Speaker 4 Who was the guy?

Speaker 2 He worked on the show?

Speaker 4 He was like a locations manager.

Speaker 2 What the fuck does he know?

Speaker 4 Everybody's furious about it.

Speaker 2 So, he's a location scout that said that James had demons, yeah.

Speaker 4 But what that he was getting from the show, he was never, he was there in the end.

Speaker 2 So, wait, so you guys were partying and stuff, like blowing off steam. It was like a, it was elusive.
Oh, we were partying, we were having, no, not on set.

Speaker 4 I mean, we would drink when we had those scenes, but we're reading and drinking, we always ate and drank.

Speaker 2 It was real booze.

Speaker 4 Yeah, there's that one scene with Christopher and I where we're at the funeral, we're at the Olivia's Memorial, and we're sitting there stoned. We were so stoned.

Speaker 2 You actually were high.

Speaker 4 We were so fucking, it was great.

Speaker 2 That was great acting in that scene.

Speaker 4 But they also painted our eyes red, and we were like, oh, we don't need this. We were so stoned that we couldn't do the scene.

Speaker 2 I have a question about sex scenes in movies. I've never done one.
Yeah. But I would love, you know, eventually it probably will happen in my career.

Speaker 4 You're definitely going to be

Speaker 2 casting that they put me out for. But like, is it true that actors imagine the audience naked

Speaker 2 when they're doing a sex scene?

Speaker 4 Wait, say it again? The audience.

Speaker 2 When an actor does a sex scene,

Speaker 2 is it true that actors imagine the audience naked?

Speaker 4 You mean like if it's live, like in the theater or like on stage?

Speaker 2 I just thought that was a saying about acting where if you're doing a sex scene, you imagine that the audience is naked. No.

Speaker 4 That's not true at a moment.

Speaker 2 Well, I didn't go to Tisch, so I don't know anything about acting, I guess.

Speaker 4 Oh, my God. How long have you been in New York for?

Speaker 2 About to be 10 years. Oh, not long.

Speaker 4 For me, it's. But then again, your life hasn't been

Speaker 4 as old as me.

Speaker 2 I'm getting Mayor Adams sent me a letter. I'm getting Yankee Fitted at Tim's 10-year anniversary.
You said that's for your 10-year.

Speaker 4 What's Kathy Hoka going to send you?

Speaker 2 I don't know. What's her vibe?

Speaker 4 Maybe she'll send you a vaccinated necklace and she'll ask you to be a vaccine.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, you don't like the vaccs.

Speaker 2 You're not about that.

Speaker 4 No, I don't really give a shit about you.

Speaker 2 You gotta go to Hollywood.

Speaker 4 Well, yeah, that's the only reason why I'm not about it, because who gives a fuck?

Speaker 2 Like, why even? But it killed opportunities for you?

Speaker 4 I mean, it killed a lot of things.

Speaker 2 What did it kill? The virus?

Speaker 2 Anyway, so what are you in New York for right now?

Speaker 4 We're promoting our street wear clothing line because I can never wear my tennis outfit again and act on television.

Speaker 2 Because I wasn't compliant and fun. Ultra-free.
Ultra-free. Let's hear about it.

Speaker 4 The ultra-free is on the back of my leg. You got that? You got that? Fucking workout.

Speaker 2 Just kidding. So what's the idea for the.

Speaker 4 I mean, it's ultra free. The website's ultrafree.co, and it's really just.

Speaker 2 Let's get a little. What's the elevator pitch?

Speaker 2 You got to like, what kind of woman is wearing the ultra, this?

Speaker 4 It's men and women, and it's like a streetwear line.

Speaker 2 So it's like streetwear meets January 6th or something.

Speaker 2 100%.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it's not really about politics. I mean, it's got political vibes because it was born out of it, but it's not really about that.

Speaker 2 It was born out of politics.

Speaker 4 It was born out of politics.

Speaker 2 Because

Speaker 2 the freedom is not cool anymore. I think that

Speaker 2 you shouldn't allow these.

Speaker 4 I don't have a choice, Adam.

Speaker 2 I didn't allow you to. I'll cast you.
You can work at you. These people are crazy.
So, what if I cast you as

Speaker 2 my wife on the show?

Speaker 4 Can we please do that? That would be so much fun. I'm your older wife.
I take care of you.

Speaker 2 So, in this show, like, do we have kids? Or, like, what's the

Speaker 4 we could have kids.

Speaker 2 What's the conflict, though? Maybe the whole show is us trying to get the old lady pregnant. That can't be...
Wait, so it's porn?

Speaker 2 Are we going to, like, fertility? That can't be the fancy.

Speaker 4 Listen, we'll do the show on my OnlyFans stage.

Speaker 2 Really? I'm just kidding.

Speaker 2 So you've moved on to OnlyFans.

Speaker 2 That's it, man.

Speaker 2 I have to say, I've never seen it before. OnlyFans? Yeah.
Neither did I.

Speaker 2 I never saw it until I did it.

Speaker 2 Are people gross to you? People should respect you.

Speaker 4 No, they are respectful. Good.
Yeah, it's a fan picture.

Speaker 2 if you tell me if anyone is out of line. No, they're not out of line.
It would make me insane. There's a few of them that are out of line.

Speaker 2 Actually, when I was researching for this, I found a YouTube video where he's like, reviewing Dreo de Macheos, Only Franch Pain. Oh, are you fucking kidding?

Speaker 2 And I was like, this guy, I want to kill him. I literally want to kill him.

Speaker 2 I have a surprise for you.

Speaker 2 You too? Yeah, can I get it out?

Speaker 4 Can you?

Speaker 2 Yeah, he's bringing it up. What is a kid?

Speaker 4 Not my cup. What the fuck are you talking about, Obi-E?

Speaker 2 Here's a.

Speaker 2 You close your eyes? Yes.

Speaker 2 Okay, promise you're closing.

Speaker 4 I promise.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Are you going to put it in the back? No, no, he's fucked up. No, no, I'm not going to.
Come on. He fucked up.
That fucked us in it. So keep them closed.

Speaker 4 I'll just be asleep for a little bit.

Speaker 2 It's cool. You know, this guy's from Jersey over here.

Speaker 4 Wait, what if they got me cut?

Speaker 2 He's an eye trallion from Jersey. I think he might need to blindfold.
Where is it?

Speaker 2 No, I don't. Under here?

Speaker 2 No, it doesn't work unless I have a.

Speaker 4 I gotta open my eyes. I'll just

Speaker 2 put it in the back. Oh, no, no.
I have it. I have it.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 All right, you can open your eyes. Do you have something in your mouth? No.
You can open your eyes.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God. You look like Christopher.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I do.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God. Is it true? Do you recognize this? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 That you made number two in your pants.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah. Is it true?

Speaker 2 During the mock execution, he pooped his pants.

Speaker 2 And the Russian said, oh, ich, poopia.

Speaker 4 Wait a second, you look like fucking Michael.

Speaker 2 He does.

Speaker 4 Come on, what the fuck? You know, your nose isn't big enough. And you're cute.

Speaker 2 I know. He's got a huge one.
You're cute. That's kind of we're cousins, the Jews and the Italians.
Yeah, we're like, I'm blocking your sister. We're melodramatic, we're annoying.

Speaker 4 The Jews and the Italians are the same.

Speaker 2 You know,

Speaker 2 they say, Tony says in the show, Jews with better food.

Speaker 4 Yes, it's true.

Speaker 2 So I do look like him?

Speaker 4 Yeah, you do.

Speaker 4 Is it true you made number two in your pants?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Ladies and gentlemen, Transylvania.

Speaker 2 What if?

Speaker 4 Today was my bar mitzvah.

Speaker 2 Today I became a man.

Speaker 2 Thank you so much. That was so fun.

Speaker 4 Sweating my fucking

Speaker 2 skill for weeks.

Speaker 2 You're listening to the Right Now Podcast with John Goblican. Johannes, good news.
What? I finally found a home. Oh, you moved out of the Waymo? No, I never leave it to that thing.

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Speaker 2 Wow, spoken like a true mediocre co-host.

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Oh my god,

Speaker 2 I have a feeling I'm gonna get yelled at a lot.